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My name is Turkish.

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Funny name for an Englishman,
I know.

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My parents were on the same plane
when it crashed. That's how they met.

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They named me after the plane.

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Not many people are
named after a plane crash.

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That's Tommy.

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He tells people
he was named after a gun.

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But I know he was really named after
a famous 19th-century ballet dancer.

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Known him for as long as I can
remember. He's my partner.

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Doesn't mean we hold hands
or take walks.

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It means I try to keep him out of
as much trouble as he inflicts on me.

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I give him a hard time.
Keeps him in check.

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But really, he's like my brother.

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What do I know about diamonds?
I'm a boxing promoter.

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I was a happy boxing promoter
until a week ago, and then:

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What do I know about diamonds?

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Don't they come from Antwerp?

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- Himy, would you listen to this?
- Do we have a choice?

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It wasn't meant to be taken
literally.

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It's a nice story, Adam and Eve.

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It's bound with moral fiber...

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...but asking a grown man
to believe it?

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What is it?

24
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Well, what is it?

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What you want I should do,
drop my pants?

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Okay, go through.

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It's a nice story.

28
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It's just that. Just a story.

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Catholic religion is based
on a mistranslation.

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Enough already.
Ruben, say something.

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Listen. Are you busy?
I'll tell you the whole story.

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The Septuagint scholars mistranslated
the Hebrew word for "young woman"...

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...into the Greek word for "virgin. "

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It was an easy mistake to make...

35
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...because there was only a subtle
difference in the spelling.

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So, they came up with a prophecy:

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"Behold, the virgin shall conceive
and bear us a son. "

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You understand? It was "virgin"
that caught people's attention.

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It's not every day a virgin conceives
and bears a son.

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But leave that for a couple
of hundred years to stew...

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...and next thing you know you have
the Holy Catholic Church.

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Oy vay, what are you saying?

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I'm saying, just because
it's written...

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...doesn't make it so.

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Gives them hope. It's not important
whether it's fact or fiction.

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- People like to believe.
- I don't want to hear any more.

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Anyway, who is it that we're seeing?

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- Michael.
- Hello?

49
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Mutti.

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Rudy! Rud, Rud, let them in, please.

51
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Rud, it's okay, let them through.

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- Michael.
- Mutti.

53
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You kept us waiting for half an hour.
Are you trying to give me heartburn?

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Lie down on the floor.

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Get on the floor!

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Lie on the floor!

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Get on the ....ing floor!

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- Get down!
- Get ....ing down!

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Down on the floor! Get down!

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On the ground!

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Get down, I say!

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- Time.
- Seven minutes!

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Where is the stone?

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Where is the stone?

65
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Where is the stone?

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Michael, where is the stone?

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When does your plane leave?

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Twenty minutes.

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Give me your gun.

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When you get to London...

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...if you want a gun...

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...call this number.

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- Boris.
- Boris.

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He can get you anything you need.

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Is he allowed to do that?

76
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It's an unlicensed boxing match.
It's not a tickling competition.

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These lads are out
to hurt each other.

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What's with those sausages,
Charlie?

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Two minutes, Turkish.

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Look at it. How am I supposed
to run this thing from that?

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We'll need a proper office.

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I want a new one.
You're going to buy it for me.

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Why me?

84
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Well, you know about caravans.

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How's that?

86
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You spent a summer in one.
Which means you know more than me.

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And I don't wanna have me pants
pulled down over the price.

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What's wrong with this one?

89
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Oh, nothing, Tommy.

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It's tiptop.

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I'm just not sure about the color.

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It's all arranged.
You just got to pick it up.

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Here's an address.

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It's a campsite.

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You've got 10 grand, and
it would be nice to see change.

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- What's happening with the sausages?
- Five minutes.

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It was two minutes five minutes ago.

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They ain't pikeys, are they?

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I ....ing hate pikeys.

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You're a sensitive boy, Tommy.

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.... me. Hold tight.

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- What's that?
- It's me belt.

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No, Tommy. There's a gun
in your trousers.

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- What's a gun doing in your trousers?
- It's for protection.

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Protection from what?

106
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"Zee" Germans?

107
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What's to stop it blowing your
bollocks off when you sit?

108
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- Where did you get it?
- Boris The Blade.

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You mean Boris the sneaky
....ing Russian.

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Heavy, isn't it?

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Heavy is good.

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Heavy is reliable.

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If it doesn't work,
you can always hit him with it.

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Boris The Blade,
or Boris The Bullet-Dodger.

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Bent as the Soviet sickle and
hard as the hammer that crosses it.

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Apparently, it's just impossible
to kill the bastard.

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Back to my partner, Tommy.

118
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Tommy runs the other business...

119
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...the slot machines...

120
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...which keeps rain off our heads
and gloves on Gorgeous' hands.

121
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However, Tommy's a little preoccupied
with protection at present.

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All right, I'll take it.

123
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There's a reason for Tommy's
newfound enthusiasm for firearms.

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Sooner or later, in unlicensed boxing,
you have to deal with that reason:

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Brick Top.

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If that's not worth a bet,
I don't know what is.

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- He doesn't look bad, does he?
- No, he looks great.

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He'll do you proud.

129
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You reckon that's what people should
do for me, Gary? Do me proud?

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It's what you deserve.

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Pull your tongue out of my arsehole.

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Dogs do that.

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You're not a dog, are you?

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No. No, I'm not.

135
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,769
However...

136
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...you do have all the characteristics
of a dog, Gary.

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All except loyalty.

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00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,446
It's rumored that his favorite means
of dispatch involves a stun gun...

139
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...a plastic bag, a roll of tape
and a pack of hungry pigs.

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00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,455
You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam.
I'll give you that.

141
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But I got no time for grouses.

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Feed him to the pigs, Errol.

143
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What the .... are you two looking at?

144
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If you got to deal with him, just make
sure you don't end up owing him.

145
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Then you're in his debt.

146
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,513
Which means, you're in his pocket.

147
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And once you're in that,
you ain't ever coming out.

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I hear he's a good fighter,
so I'll use him.

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I'll be doing you a favor, boy.

150
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What he means is,
I'm doing him a favor.

151
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Because everybody knows nobody
takes a dive in my fights. Unlike his.

152
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,767
Here, Errol, I don't think
he likes me.

153
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:09,869
You don't like me, do you?

154
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Don't know what you mean.

155
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I do know I can't wait to get
out of here. It stinks.

156
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My fights finish prompt so we can get
out before the authorities find out.

157
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Play your cards right
and I'll sort you out.

158
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You can sort me out
by showing me out.

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It's hard to make a living
in boxing, so now and then...

160
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...you do something
against your principles.

161
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Basically, you have to forget
you got any.

162
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Are they Lancashire pigs?

163
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,640
Who's talking to you?

164
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Oh, yeah, Tommy.
Brick Top loves Tommy.

165
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Don't let me down.

166
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You don't want to
let me down, do you?

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See you ringside.

168
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:58,718
Boris, Franky-....ing-Four Fingers...

169
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,588
...has a diamond the size of a fist.

170
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:05,458
I have told you it's in the briefcase
connected to his arm.

171
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,927
I sent him to you to buy a gun.

172
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What more do you want me to do,
hit him for you?

173
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,600
But don't you hit him either.

174
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Americans can't know
it was Russian.

175
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It will come back to me.

176
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So, what should I do?

177
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,900
You're my brother, so think like it.

178
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Get somebody else
to steal that stone!

179
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I don't want it getting back to me.

180
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And don't have him killed.
It will raise suspicion.

181
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So don't use idiots for the job.

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He'll stay in London a couple of
days before he goes to New York...

183
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...so move quick. Okay?

184
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It's okay.
I know a couple of guys.

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One more thing.

186
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It might help.

187
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,603
He loves to gamble.

188
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Eighty-six karats?

189
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Brilliant cut, beautiful make.

190
00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,612
A beautiful stone.

191
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:00,880
You're a good boy, Franky.

192
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,217
And you did a real good job.
Now when do you get back?

193
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:09,289
I got to move the two-grainers here,
get a better price. Couple of days.

194
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,125
- Talk to my cousin Dougie.
- Doug The Head?

195
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:16,863
And Franky...

196
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,632
- And what?
- Stay out of those casinos.

197
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,671
You did a good job, bubbe.

198
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,974
- Don't go screwing it up, all right?
- I hear you, Avi.

199
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,577
I'll see you, Avi.

200
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,810
Eighty-six karats.

201
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- Where?
- London.

202
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,852
- London?
- London.

203
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,540
- London?
- Yes, London.

204
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,657
You know, fish, chips, cup of tea...

205
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:48,610
...bad food, worse weather,
Mary-....ing-Poppins. London!

206
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,640
Not for me.

207
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,434
That's Doug The Head.
Everybody knows Doug The Head.

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00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,437
If it's stones and it's stolen,
he's the man to speak to.

209
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,607
Pretends he's Jewish.
Wishes he was Jewish.

210
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,760
Even tells his family
they're Jewish...

211
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,579
...but he's about as Jewish
as he is a ....ing monkey.

212
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,784
He thinks it's good for business.
And in the diamond business...

213
00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:13,420
- ... it is good for business.
- Avi!

214
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,689
He'll be there today.
Take care of him.

215
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,625
Avi, you know I won't buy schtrops.

216
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,461
He isn't selling schtrops.
Make it smaller.

217
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,863
Who do you take me for?
This is England.

218
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,899
We play by the rules.

219
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,467
Listen to me.

220
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,370
If the stones are kosher,
then I'll buy them, won't I?

221
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:35,208
Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's my lunchtime. Bye.

222
00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:42,649
What are you doing here?

223
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,784
It's a free country, isn't it?

224
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,887
Well, it ain't a free shop, is it?

225
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,989
So .... off.

226
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,269
I want to see you two girls
up in my office.

227
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,638
I had cousin Avi on the phone.

228
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,608
- You got to go see him.
- Yeah, Dad. You told us.

229
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:12,178
- He's a big mucker in New York.
- Yeah, Dad. You told us.

230
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,914
I want to see you girls
up in my office.

231
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,617
Yeah, Dad. You told us.

232
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,692
The weight is sign of reliability.

233
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,528
I always go for reliability.

234
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,371
I'll take it.

235
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,206
How much do you want for it?

236
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,641
Nothing.

237
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,479
Okay, so what do you want for it?

238
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,314
I want you to do something for me.

239
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,218
There is a fight in couple of days.

240
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,210
What kind of a fight?

241
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:56,956
Unlicensed boxing.

242
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,327
There is a bookies I know
that will take bets.

243
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,132
If you place one down for me...

244
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,234
...we will call it quits.

245
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,804
- Why don't you put it down yourself?
- Well...

246
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:16,476
...there is not too many bookies
that takes those kind of bets.

247
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,847
And I already have an outstanding
debt with the house.

248
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,652
I know something most don't.

249
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,987
So, nu?

250
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,690
What do you know?

251
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,198
It's a campsite. A pikey campsite.

252
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,434
- Ten points.
- What are we doing here?

253
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,538
- We're buying a caravan.
- Off a pack of ....ing pikeys?

254
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:48,441
What's wrong with you?
This will get messy.

255
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,743
Not if you're here.

256
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,778
Oh, you bastard.

257
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,581
I ....ing hate pikeys.

258
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,520
That's a flash car, mister.

259
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,720
Not as flash as your bike.

260
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,889
Who are you looking for?

261
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,424
Mr. O'Neil.

262
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,360
- Want me to get him?
- That's a good lad.

263
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,362
Piss off.

264
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,899
- Are you going to go get him for me?
- Yeah.

265
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,936
- What are you waiting for?
- The five quid you'll pay me.

266
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,772
.... off, I'll find him meself.

267
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:21,374
- Two fifty.
- You can have a quid.

268
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,209
You're a real tight ....er.

269
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,278
There was a problem with gypsies.

270
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,414
What are you doing, Paulie?
Get out of the way, man.

271
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,482
You can't understand
what's being said.

272
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,284
You Tommy?
Come about the caravan?

273
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,787
- Mr. O'Neil.
- ...., man. Call me Mickey.

274
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,622
Not Irish, not English.

275
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,910
- How are you?
- Well, the weather's been kind to us,
but the horses, you know-

276
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,600
It's just Pikey.

277
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,429
.... me, would you look at the size of him?

278
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,497
How big are you?

279
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,666
- Kids, how big is he?
- Big, for sure.

280
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,636
Hey, Mam, come and look at the size
of this fella.

281
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:55,108
Bet you box a little, can't you, sir?
You look like a boxer.

282
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,944
Get out of the way.
See if they'd like a drink.

283
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,512
I could murder one.

284
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,782
Be no murdering done around here,
I don't mind telling you.

285
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,180
Get your hands out of there.

286
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,920
Cup of tea for the big fella?

287
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:10,256
Don't be silly, Mickey.
Offer the man a proper drink.

288
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:12,959
You little bugger.

289
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:16,363
- Is the big fella not coming with us?
- He's minding the car.

290
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,433
- What does he think we are, thieves?
- No, nothing like that.

291
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,770
- He just likes looking after cars.
- Good dags. Do you like dags?

292
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,805
- Dags?
- What?

293
00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:27,707
- Yeah, dags.
- Dags. You like dags?

294
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,100
Oh, dogs.

295
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,345
Sure, I like dags.

296
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,382
- I like caravans more.
- You're very welcome.

297
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:50,300
Pikeys are well-known for their
skills of negotiation in business.

298
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,298
It's probably why
they talk like that...

299
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,668
...so you can't follow
what's being said.

300
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:58,371
But if Tommy can get the caravan
for less than the price asked...

301
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,974
...on his return
there will be ice cream.

302
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,510
Good dog, good family.

303
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,479
He'll get a little homesick,
but he'll get over it.

304
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,582
See you later, lads. See you, boss.

305
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,180
All right, Mickey. Laters.

306
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,988
I don't see what the fuss is about.

307
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:16,990
They aren't bad fellas.

308
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,402
The deal was, you bought it
how you saw it.

309
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,739
Look, I've helped you as much
as I'm going to help you.

310
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,841
See that car? Use it.

311
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:38,712
You should .... off now while
you still got the legs to carry you.

312
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,915
Nobody brings you...

313
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:45,510
...unless they're trying
to say something without talking.

314
00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:48,955
Just give our money back
and you can keep your caravan.

315
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,225
Why do I want a caravan
that's got no wheels?

316
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,595
- You want to settle this with a fight?
- Over my dead body.

317
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,197
Now, go on! Go on!

318
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:01,401
I'll not have you fighting! You know
what happens when you fight!

319
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,403
Get her to sit down.

320
00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:05,739
For ....'s sake!

321
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,646
Want the money?
I ain't ....ed you.

322
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,449
I'll fight you for it. You and me.

323
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,798
So that's the kind of fight
it'll be.

324
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,234
You want to stay down.

325
00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:40,674
You want to stay down!

326
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,246
Get back down
and ....ing stay down.

327
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,915
I promise you,
you want to stay down.

328
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,251
Deadly kick for a fat ....er,
you know that?

329
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,486
Cheeky bastard.

330
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,262
- Okay, lads.
- Get him on his feet.

331
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:04,798
Get back down...

332
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,834
...or you will not be coming up
next time.

333
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,272
Bollocks to you.

334
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,708
This is sick. I'm out of here.

335
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,477
You're not going anywhere,
you thick lump.

336
00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:22,716
You stay until the job's done.

337
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:59,486
It turned out that the sweet-talking,
tattoo-sporting pikey...

338
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,489
...was a gypsy bare-knuckle
boxing champion.

339
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,425
Which makes him harder
than a coffin nail.

340
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,996
Right now that's the last thing
on Tommy's mind.

341
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,899
If Gorgeous doesn't wake up
in the next few minutes...

342
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,402
...Tommy knows he'll be buried
with him.

343
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,705
Why would the gypsies
want to explain...

344
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,174
...why a man died in their campsite?

345
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:24,577
Not when they can bury the pair
of them and just move camp.

346
00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:28,348
It's not like they got
social security numbers, is it?

347
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,917
Tommy, "The Tit"...

348
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,852
...is praying.

349
00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:34,354
And if he isn't...

350
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,623
...he ....ing should be.

351
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,618
Bad Boy.

352
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,887
- Sol.
- Easy.

353
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,890
No, it's a moissanite.

354
00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:12,580
A what?

355
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,729
A moissanite is an artificial
diamond, Lincoln.

356
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:16,996
It's Mickey Mouse.

357
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:18,998
Spurious.

358
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,234
Not genuine.

359
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,403
And it's worth...

360
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:24,904
.......-all.

361
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:28,174
Bad Boy, I keep telling you,
stick to being a gangster.

362
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,243
Leave this game to me and Sol.

363
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:32,912
Laters.

364
00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:37,817
What is that, Vince?

365
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,753
This is a dog, Sol.

366
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,188
You are not bringing
that thing in here.

367
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,900
It's only a ....ing dog.

368
00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:45,925
- Where'd you get it?
- The gyppos.

369
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,260
Here.

370
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,497
They threw it in with the moody gold.

371
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:55,268
You know gyppos, Sol. They're always
throwing dogs in with deals.

372
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,870
It better not be dangerous.

373
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,874
What do you think you're doing now?

374
00:24:01,341 --> 00:24:04,144
I want him to get used
to the shop, don't I?

375
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,781
Stop the dog!

376
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,182
Come back!

377
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,284
All right, Boris?

378
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,288
- Don't worry about the dog.
- I'm not.

379
00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,158
What can I do for you?

380
00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:20,660
I have a job for you.

381
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,629
I already have a job.

382
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,332
Fifty grand for half a day's work.

383
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,702
Go on.

384
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:32,238
I want you to hold up a bookies.

385
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,812
From Russia with love, eh?

386
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,915
I have stones to sell...

387
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,251
...fat to chew and many men
to see about many ducks...

388
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,530
...so if I am not rushing you...

389
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:51,910
Slow down, Franky, my son.
When in Rome.

390
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:54,661
I am not in Rome, Doug.

391
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:56,596
I am in a rush.

392
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,498
I got to make the bookies.

393
00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,833
Bookies?

394
00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:03,169
- What are you betting on?
- Bomber Harris.

395
00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:06,339
The unlicensed boxer?

396
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,770
Do you know something that I don't?

397
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:16,249
Bubbe, I probably know
a lot you don't.

398
00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:20,186
He's bad to the bone,
ain't you, Tyrone?

399
00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:21,621
Of course I am.

400
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:25,692
Tyrone will drive for us.
He's done a rally driving course.

401
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,127
Of course I have.

402
00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:32,732
I don't want that dog
dribbling on my seats.

403
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,467
Your seats?

404
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,970
Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

405
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,139
While I'm at the wheel, it's my car...

406
00:25:39,406 --> 00:25:43,777
...so stop that dog dribbling
on my seats. All right?

407
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,913
I can't believe you found it.
Where'd it go?

408
00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,882
It went back to the gyppos.

409
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:51,818
Shut up.
And how could it find them?

410
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:55,321
Well, I don't know.
I'm not a dog, Sol.

411
00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:57,223
Ask him.

412
00:25:58,258 --> 00:26:00,160
It's like he's
a ....ing homing beacon.

413
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:03,263
Steady on the brakes.

414
00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,765
I thought you said
he could drive, Sol.

415
00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:09,836
Don't worry about me. Just worry
about that dog on my seats.

416
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,571
All right?

417
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,360
What?

418
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,464
You said he was a getaway driver.
What the .... can he get away from?

419
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:40,533
Don't worry about Tyrone.
He can move when he has to.

420
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,335
Worry about getting us a gun.

421
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,708
What's that?

422
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:52,212
This is a shotgun, Sol.

423
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,281
It's a ....ing
anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.

424
00:26:55,515 --> 00:26:59,519
- I want to raise pulses, don't I?
- You'll raise hell, never mind pulses.

425
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:20,206
That does not look like a bookies.

426
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:24,678
Why'd we stop here? What's the matter
with that space over there?

427
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,846
It's too tight.

428
00:27:27,514 --> 00:27:28,982
Too tight?

429
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,850
You could land a
jumbo-....ing-jet in there.

430
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:36,556
Leave him alone.
He's a natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?

431
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,425
Of course I am.

432
00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:52,572
A natural ....ing idiot.
Tyrone, what've you done?

433
00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:54,908
Yeah, Tyrone, what have you done?

434
00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,911
Look, you h....le me,
you see what happens.

435
00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:00,580
It's all right.
No, don't move it now.

436
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,450
People'll see the damage.
Why'd you do that?

437
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:04,718
I didn't see it.

438
00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:08,888
It's a four-ton truck. It's not like
it's a packet of ....ing peanuts.

439
00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:10,790
It was at a funny angle.

440
00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:14,861
It's behind you, Tyrone.

441
00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:17,530
Whenever you reverse,
things come from behind you.

442
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:20,467
Control that dog as well.

443
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,536
- Get that dog off him.
- Get it off me.

444
00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:28,375
Give me that squeaky toy.
It shut him up last time.

445
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,246
Don't snatch.

446
00:28:35,482 --> 00:28:37,117
He can't swallow the whole ball.

447
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:41,154
Yeah.

448
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:45,725
Why the .......

449
00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:48,328
...did you put Gorgeous George...

450
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,231
...into a bare-knuckle boxing match...

451
00:28:51,431 --> 00:28:53,767
...two days before
he had to fight The Bomber?

452
00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:57,303
He was half his size.
I didn't expect him to get hurt.

453
00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:01,775
You put the man into
a bare-knuckle boxing match.

454
00:29:02,175 --> 00:29:04,411
What the .... did you expect?

455
00:29:04,678 --> 00:29:06,980
A grease-down and a shiatsu?

456
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,649
Who took the jam
out of your doughnut?

457
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,352
You took the ....ing jam
out of my doughnut.

458
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:13,987
You did.

459
00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:18,191
You said get a good deal.

460
00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,927
I fail to recognize
the correlation...

461
00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:24,330
...between losing 10 grand,
hospitalizing Gorgeous...

462
00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:25,865
...and a good deal.

463
00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:28,268
How'll we explain this to Brick Top?

464
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:30,370
That his fight won't happen?

465
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:32,305
We replace the fighter.

466
00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:34,374
Oh, and hope he doesn't notice?

467
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,509
Who the .... will we
replace him with?

468
00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:38,511
What about John The Gun?

469
00:29:39,713 --> 00:29:41,214
Or Mad Fist Willy?

470
00:29:41,548 --> 00:29:43,683
You're not Mr. Current Affairs,
are you?

471
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:45,952
Mad Fist went mad...

472
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:48,855
...and The Gun shot himself.

473
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,610
Jesus.

474
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:02,168
- What?
- Let's use the ....ing pikey.

475
00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:05,972
- How much you gonna pay us?
-10 K.

476
00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:09,509
Me bollocks. Lose more
than that running for the bus.

477
00:30:17,717 --> 00:30:18,852
All right.

478
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,550
I'll do it for a caravan.

479
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:23,823
A what?

480
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,225
A caravan.

481
00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:29,620
- Top of the range and all that.
- It was us that wanted a caravan.

482
00:30:29,662 --> 00:30:31,731
Anyway, what's wrong with this one?

483
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,167
It's not for me.
It's for me ma.

484
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,300
Your what?

485
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,405
His ma.

486
00:31:05,565 --> 00:31:08,340
Brick Top runs an illegal bookies.

487
00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:11,738
They take bets on anything
that involves blood and pain.

488
00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:13,373
Now I'm changing fighters...

489
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:17,770
...and Brick Top's gonna
exploit the situation.

490
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,946
He's gonna pull my pants down,
grease me up...

491
00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:22,549
...and aim for penetration.

492
00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:24,918
If I didn't have
the replacement pikey...

493
00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:27,454
...he'd want to split me in half.

494
00:31:31,224 --> 00:31:33,593
They could charm the paint off walls,
these fellas.

495
00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,970
Look mean now,
you hairy ....er, won't you?

496
00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:48,740
....s himself when
you put him in the ring.

497
00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:50,810
Poke him with a stick,
you watch his bollocks grow.

498
00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:53,646
Do you like a dog fight, Turkish?

499
00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:56,750
We've lost Gorgeous George.

500
00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,756
You're gonna have to repeat that.

501
00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:05,925
We've lost Gorgeous George.

502
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,294
Well, where'd you lose him?

503
00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:11,970
He ain't a set
of ....ing car keys, is he?

504
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:14,100
And it's not as if he's
incon-....ing-spicuous, is it?

505
00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:15,301
We're not backing out.

506
00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:18,438
You bet your bollocks to
a barn dance you're not.

507
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:20,106
We're changing the fighter.

508
00:32:22,175 --> 00:32:24,944
Oh, .... me,
your lady friend got a voice?

509
00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:27,347
Who are you changing him to,
sweetheart?

510
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,949
You won't know him,
but he's mustard.

511
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,351
Mustard?

512
00:32:31,518 --> 00:32:35,188
I don't care if he's
Muhammad "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee...

513
00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:36,856
...you can't change fighters.

514
00:32:37,570 --> 00:32:39,292
- You've still got your fight.
- No.

515
00:32:39,459 --> 00:32:42,696
I lose all bets at the bookies.
You can't change fighters.

516
00:32:42,896 --> 00:32:46,800
So, no, I don't have my fight,
do I, you ....ing prat?

517
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,735
You can take bets at the fight.

518
00:32:49,202 --> 00:32:51,638
Put a lead on her, Turkish,
before she gets bitten.

519
00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:54,207
Do you want to get bitten,
sweetheart?

520
00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:02,248
Make sure your man goes down
in the fourth.

521
00:33:02,749 --> 00:33:05,852
You understand me now,
don't you, Turkish?

522
00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:09,656
This is the one place
I didn't want to be:

523
00:33:09,856 --> 00:33:11,157
In his debt.

524
00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:13,993
Which now means I'm in his pocket.

525
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,630
You're on thin ....ing ice,
my pedigree chums.

526
00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:19,999
And I shall be under it
when it breaks.

527
00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:22,502
Now, .... off.

528
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,140
Doug, where's Franky Four Fingers?

529
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,384
I don't know. I'm not his mother.
But I'm seeing him later.

530
00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:40,220
- When later?
- He said he wanted cash.

531
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,523
So he's coming back
after he's been to a fight.

532
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,431
A fight?

533
00:33:51,765 --> 00:33:56,360
What do you mean, a fight?
A boxing match?

534
00:33:56,536 --> 00:34:00,907
- Is there gambling involved?
- It's a boxing match, Avi.

535
00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:03,710
- Did he have a case with him?
- Yes, he had a case.

536
00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:05,612
And this schmuck is gambling?

537
00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:10,550
You're talking about Franky "I've got
a problem with gambling" Four Fingers.

538
00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:12,385
Avi, I'm not telepathic.

539
00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:14,721
You're plenty stupid,
I'll give you that.

540
00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:17,557
Do you know why they call him
Franky Four Fingers?

541
00:34:17,757 --> 00:34:19,125
I have no idea.

542
00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:22,562
Because he makes stupid bets
with dangerous people.

543
00:34:22,762 --> 00:34:25,265
When he doesn't pay up,
they give him the chop.

544
00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:27,634
And I'm not talking about
his ....ing foreskin.

545
00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:29,302
I'm sure he can pay.

546
00:34:29,569 --> 00:34:33,306
Not with my goods. Got a toothbrush?
We're going to London.

547
00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:35,909
Do you hear that?
I'm coming to London!

548
00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:43,650
- Avi!
- Shut up and sit down, you bald ....!

549
00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:48,488
I don't like leaving my own country...

550
00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:52,926
...especially leaving it for anything
less than warm, sandy beaches...

551
00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:55,662
...and ....tails
with little straw hats.

552
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:58,198
We've got sandy beaches.

553
00:34:58,431 --> 00:35:00,300
So who the .... wants to see them?

554
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:04,471
I hope you can appreciate the concern
I have for my friend Franky.

555
00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:07,700
I'll find him,
and you'll help me find him.

556
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,275
And we'll start at that fight.

557
00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:13,279
How am I gonna get it out?

558
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,281
It will probably cough it up.

559
00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:16,783
Will he be all right?

560
00:35:17,170 --> 00:35:18,284
I hope not.

561
00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:21,721
- Are we gonna rob this bookies?
- Yes, big man.

562
00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:23,123
Why are we waiting?

563
00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:26,826
We are waiting for a man with
four fingers, carrying a briefcase.

564
00:35:26,993 --> 00:35:27,994
And why's that?

565
00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:33,133
Because the deal is, the Russian
gets the case, we get the money.

566
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,834
What's in the case?

567
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:39,339
For ....'s sake, Tyrone, just
concentrate on the steering wheel.

568
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:42,142
Jesus.

569
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:45,645
- Private night tonight, chaps.
- I'm well aware of that, my son.

570
00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:47,547
That's why we're here.

571
00:35:48,548 --> 00:35:50,550
Well done. This is the back way in.

572
00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:53,820
Oh, really?
I thought it was the front.

573
00:35:54,688 --> 00:35:57,857
- Private night tonight, chaps.
- We know. That's why we're here.

574
00:35:58,525 --> 00:35:59,659
Tickets.

575
00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:02,328
Are we ever gonna get into this place?

576
00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:05,398
Avi, Avi, you gotta understand.

577
00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:08,501
This ain't exactly Vegas,
and this ain't exactly legal.

578
00:36:08,702 --> 00:36:11,571
I'm not looking for Vegas
or for legal.

579
00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:13,673
I'm looking for Franky.

580
00:36:13,873 --> 00:36:17,344
I know that,
and he said he's gonna be here.

581
00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:20,413
- If there's gambling, he'll be here.
- Let's not have a ....-up.

582
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,150
You won't let us down.

583
00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:26,186
He's going down in the fourth,
don't you worry about that.

584
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,240
Is that him?

585
00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:33,360
I don't know.
How many fingers did he have?

586
00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:35,695
Sorry, I didn't get
the binoculars out in time.

587
00:36:35,895 --> 00:36:38,698
Let's not stand on ceremony.
Let's start the show.

588
00:36:54,881 --> 00:36:56,716
Do you know who
this bookies belongs to?

589
00:36:56,883 --> 00:36:59,786
If you know what's good for you
you'll give me everything-

590
00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:06,893
What are you doing?

591
00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:09,562
What does it look like
I'm doing up here?

592
00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:14,601
This is starting to hurt, Solomon.

593
00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:17,103
Drop the screen now.

594
00:37:20,273 --> 00:37:21,508
How you doing, Vince?

595
00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:24,144
I'd do a lot better
if you'd stop using my name.

596
00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:26,413
- Fill that bag.
- All bets are off.

597
00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:30,417
I am not in here
to make a ....ing bet.

598
00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:31,818
Appreciated...

599
00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:33,953
...but all bets...

600
00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:36,923
...are...

601
00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:38,291
...off.

602
00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:42,662
If all bets are off, there can't be
any money, can there?

603
00:37:44,364 --> 00:37:46,533
I ain't ....ing buying that.

604
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,270
That's handy because I ain't
....ing selling it. It's a fact.

605
00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:52,639
What have you got?

606
00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,900
Nothing, really.

607
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,612
A few coins, but no notes.

608
00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:03,450
Show me your hands.

609
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,287
You've got five fingers.

610
00:38:10,623 --> 00:38:11,624
Copper coins.

611
00:38:12,559 --> 00:38:15,495
What do you mean,
copper ....ing coins?

612
00:38:24,204 --> 00:38:28,141
It won't open
because it's a security door.

613
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:29,476
Hold that.

614
00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:39,919
My leg.

615
00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:46,393
What are you moaning about?
It didn't even touch it.

616
00:38:54,601 --> 00:38:56,336
We're ....ed.

617
00:39:03,443 --> 00:39:05,712
What the .... are you two doing?

618
00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:11,251
Get us out of here.

619
00:39:17,257 --> 00:39:19,893
Tyrone, what are you doing?
Get us out of here!

620
00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:30,370
Who the .... is this man, Tyrone?

621
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,976
He's a man with four fingers
and a briefcase, Vinny.

622
00:39:39,145 --> 00:39:40,714
In the red corner...

623
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:43,450
...we have the young
and unchallenged...

624
00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:47,954
So, Mickey, you're going down
in the fourth. Is that clear?

625
00:39:48,254 --> 00:39:49,889
Just make sure he doesn't kill me.

626
00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:53,960
So give it up
for the bone-crunching...

627
00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:56,329
...one-punch machine gun...

628
00:39:56,596 --> 00:39:58,465
...Mickey!

629
00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:06,906
And in the other corner...

630
00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:09,175
Now, I know he looks
like a fat ....er-

631
00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:12,312
Well, he is a fat ....er,
but he's dirty and he's dangerous.

632
00:40:12,512 --> 00:40:17,417
Bomber "The Mad Man" Harris!

633
00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:22,188
Now, try and look like a fighter.

634
00:40:22,422 --> 00:40:24,924
Let's get ready...

635
00:40:25,910 --> 00:40:27,260
...to rumble!

636
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,497
Do you realize I'm
....ing forty grand down?

637
00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:05,899
What's the ....ing crack?

638
00:41:06,132 --> 00:41:08,835
- I'll make it up to you.
- I ain't happy.

639
00:41:09,690 --> 00:41:12,505
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
Stand on me.

640
00:41:12,706 --> 00:41:15,842
Oh, that ....ing pikey's
put me in it.

641
00:41:17,577 --> 00:41:19,713
Thanks for the tip, Brick Top.

642
00:41:19,913 --> 00:41:22,882
Listen, you ....ing fringe,
if I throw a dog a bone...

643
00:41:23,490 --> 00:41:25,180
...I don't want to know
if it tastes good.

644
00:41:25,185 --> 00:41:29,989
Stop me again whilst I'm walking and
I'll cut your ....ing jacobs off.

645
00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:54,614
- He's here.
- Well, you explain it to him.

646
00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:04,557
- What you doing?
- The case was attached to his arm.

647
00:42:04,858 --> 00:42:07,193
So why didn't you chop it off?

648
00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:09,696
We ain't ....ing butchers, Boris.

649
00:42:09,963 --> 00:42:11,297
But he has the case.

650
00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:14,200
Look, we-
Well, you have a problem.

651
00:42:15,235 --> 00:42:17,704
There weren't much cash
at the bookies.

652
00:42:18,571 --> 00:42:19,806
Okay.

653
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:22,709
Here is the 10 grand.

654
00:42:22,976 --> 00:42:25,979
No. Keep it. We want this.

655
00:42:26,146 --> 00:42:28,815
Well, at least half of this.

656
00:42:29,315 --> 00:42:31,885
What was in the case was mine.

657
00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:35,422
What was in the bookies was yours.
Okay?

658
00:42:35,722 --> 00:42:39,559
It wasn't much, but here is
the 10 large to help the situation.

659
00:42:39,759 --> 00:42:41,561
No, I'm afraid
it's too late for that.

660
00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:45,265
We want half of this, and that's
because we're being generous.

661
00:42:45,498 --> 00:42:49,669
We could, by all rights, keep
the whole ....ing stone, Boris.

662
00:42:59,245 --> 00:43:00,613
Watch out!

663
00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:04,784
Drop the gun, fat boy.

664
00:43:08,621 --> 00:43:12,359
You ....ing idiots.
He could not know my name.

665
00:43:13,426 --> 00:43:15,128
Give me the stone.

666
00:43:16,196 --> 00:43:18,698
- It's in the case.
- What?

667
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,101
It's in the case.

668
00:43:21,301 --> 00:43:22,969
You put the stone in the case?

669
00:43:24,371 --> 00:43:25,972
Open it and give me the stone.

670
00:43:27,207 --> 00:43:31,211
The only man who knew
the combination, you just shot.

671
00:44:00,807 --> 00:44:04,644
Now, it's not too clever to hang
about after Mickey's performance.

672
00:44:04,844 --> 00:44:09,883
Brick Top, in short, will be looking
to kill Tommy, Mickey and myself.

673
00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:13,753
I know he's looking for us,
but I don't have a choice.

674
00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:18,658
I'm happy to leave the country,
but I need money to do so.

675
00:44:18,825 --> 00:44:22,662
But any money I have is in the safe,
which is in the office.

676
00:44:22,862 --> 00:44:24,664
Once I have that, it's-

677
00:44:24,864 --> 00:44:25,999
Oink, oink.

678
00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:27,834
.....

679
00:44:30,103 --> 00:44:31,938
So that's where you keep the sugar.

680
00:44:33,773 --> 00:44:36,843
What brings you two here?
Run out of pants to sniff?

681
00:44:38,378 --> 00:44:40,280
That sounds like hostility,
doesn't it?

682
00:44:40,447 --> 00:44:42,782
And we don't like hostility,
do we, Errol?

683
00:44:43,683 --> 00:44:45,118
No, we don't, John.

684
00:44:57,970 --> 00:44:59,566
I just had them polished.

685
00:45:04,738 --> 00:45:06,706
Go and put the kettle on.

686
00:45:10,143 --> 00:45:13,546
- You take sugar?
- No, thank you, Turkish.

687
00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:16,216
I'm sweet enough.

688
00:45:24,924 --> 00:45:26,993
He is now your problem.

689
00:45:28,428 --> 00:45:29,662
Okay?

690
00:45:37,604 --> 00:45:41,908
You can keep the 10 grand,
along with the body...

691
00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:45,345
...but if I see you again,
you mother....ers...

692
00:45:46,913 --> 00:45:49,916
Well, look at him.

693
00:45:57,900 --> 00:46:00,126
I've got a bare-knuckle fight
in a couple of days.

694
00:46:00,326 --> 00:46:01,695
I want to use the pikey.

695
00:46:03,263 --> 00:46:04,664
All right. Of course.

696
00:46:04,864 --> 00:46:07,133
Of course, ....ing of course.

697
00:46:07,367 --> 00:46:09,869
I wasn't asking, I was telling.

698
00:46:10,937 --> 00:46:12,380
But this time...

699
00:46:12,806 --> 00:46:16,676
...I do want him to go down
in the fourth.

700
00:46:17,444 --> 00:46:21,648
And I do mean it, this time.

701
00:46:30,623 --> 00:46:34,894
Now, I know you come back here
to open your safe.

702
00:46:37,497 --> 00:46:39,866
So now you can open it.

703
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,535
Turkish has been a busy
little bastard.

704
00:46:42,736 --> 00:46:44,537
I think he's got away with enough.

705
00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:48,842
Thinking can get you into trouble,
Errol. I shouldn't do so much of it.

706
00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:51,110
That takes care of one little piggy.

707
00:46:51,244 --> 00:46:54,800
Now find me the silly sods
who blagged the bookies.

708
00:46:54,347 --> 00:46:55,582
Find them today.

709
00:47:14,601 --> 00:47:17,700
Top of the morning
to you, Mrs. O'Neil.

710
00:47:17,871 --> 00:47:19,500
Tommy.

711
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,543
You're a snake in the gr....,
ain't you? Where'd they come from?

712
00:47:23,743 --> 00:47:26,460
You're looking for my boy, are you?

713
00:47:26,246 --> 00:47:28,748
- Do you know where I can find him?
- Yeah.

714
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,180
Would you like
to share that information?

715
00:47:32,218 --> 00:47:34,621
I don't want you getting
my boy into trouble.

716
00:47:35,855 --> 00:47:39,125
He's my only boy.
And he's a good boy.

717
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,950
He's coursing.

718
00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:46,199
What's coursing?

719
00:47:46,366 --> 00:47:47,400
Hare coursing.

720
00:47:48,234 --> 00:47:52,205
They set two lurchers-
They're dogs, before you ask.

721
00:47:53,390 --> 00:47:54,641
On a hare.

722
00:47:55,275 --> 00:47:58,378
And the hare has to outrun the dogs.

723
00:47:58,578 --> 00:48:00,647
So, what if it doesn't?

724
00:48:01,948 --> 00:48:05,485
Well, the big rabbit gets ....ed,
doesn't it?

725
00:48:08,988 --> 00:48:10,724
Proper ....ed?

726
00:48:11,324 --> 00:48:12,759
Yeah, Tommy.

727
00:48:13,930 --> 00:48:15,328
Before "zee" Germans get there.

728
00:48:17,564 --> 00:48:19,399
Do you know these ...., Errol?

729
00:48:19,632 --> 00:48:21,670
I know a lot of .......

730
00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:24,237
...but I don't know any
as ....ing stupid as these two.

731
00:48:24,471 --> 00:48:25,638
John?

732
00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:28,141
I can't help, guv.

733
00:48:32,979 --> 00:48:34,314
Tyrone.

734
00:48:34,514 --> 00:48:37,417
You silly, fat bastard.

735
00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:40,754
- Do you want to do it?
- That depends.

736
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:41,921
On what?

737
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,250
On you buying this caravan.

738
00:48:45,258 --> 00:48:47,660
Not the rouge one. The rose.

739
00:48:48,194 --> 00:48:50,430
- It's not the same caravan.
- Not the same fight.

740
00:48:50,597 --> 00:48:52,599
It's twice the size of the last one.

741
00:48:52,832 --> 00:48:55,835
The fight is twice the size.
And me ma needs a caravan.

742
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,390
I like to look after me ma.
It's a fair deal. Take it.

743
00:48:59,272 --> 00:49:03,343
You're lucky we aren't worm food
after your last performance.

744
00:49:03,643 --> 00:49:06,813
Buying a tart's mobile palace
is a little ....ing rich.

745
00:49:09,649 --> 00:49:12,686
I wasn't calling your mum a tart.
I just meant...

746
00:49:12,986 --> 00:49:15,221
Save your breath for cooling
your porridge.

747
00:49:23,196 --> 00:49:27,367
Right. And she's terrible
partial to the periwinkle blue.

748
00:49:29,569 --> 00:49:31,710
Have I made myself clear?

749
00:49:33,730 --> 00:49:35,508
Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey.

750
00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:39,450
Just give me one minute
to confer with my colleague.

751
00:49:43,717 --> 00:49:45,919
Did you understand a word
of what he said?

752
00:49:48,755 --> 00:49:50,560
I'll tell you what.

753
00:49:51,725 --> 00:49:52,926
....er.

754
00:49:53,426 --> 00:49:55,280
I'll bet you for it.

755
00:49:55,528 --> 00:49:56,563
You'll what?

756
00:49:56,763 --> 00:49:58,164
He'll bet you for it.

757
00:49:58,598 --> 00:50:01,601
What, like Tommy did last time?
Do me a favor?

758
00:50:01,835 --> 00:50:03,336
I'll do you a favor.

759
00:50:03,536 --> 00:50:06,239
You have first bet.
If I win, I get a caravan...

760
00:50:06,439 --> 00:50:08,575
...and the boys get
a pair of them shoes.

761
00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:12,445
If I lose...

762
00:50:14,614 --> 00:50:17,684
....... it, I'll do the fight
for free.

763
00:50:19,552 --> 00:50:22,455
The last thing I really
want to do is bet a pikey.

764
00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,858
However, I don't really
have much of a choice.

765
00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:28,728
Somehow I've got to get him to fight,
but if I lose...

766
00:50:28,928 --> 00:50:32,198
Well, I don't even want
to think about losing.

767
00:50:32,632 --> 00:50:36,302
Okay. I reckon the hare gets ....ed.

768
00:50:36,536 --> 00:50:38,538
What? Proper ....ed?

769
00:50:40,807 --> 00:50:42,475
You got that, London?

770
00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:43,743
We're on!

771
00:51:55,949 --> 00:51:58,852
I'll ....ing tell you!
Get those off me.

772
00:51:59,452 --> 00:52:01,221
I'll tell you
who robbed your bookies.

773
00:52:18,204 --> 00:52:20,974
Periwinkle blue. Bye, boys.

774
00:52:22,575 --> 00:52:25,345
Who's proper ....ed now, then?

775
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,149
There's something very wrong
with this.

776
00:52:29,382 --> 00:52:32,652
It was us that wanted
to buy a caravan off of him.

777
00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:38,240
Well, why didn't you "bust a cap
in his ...." then, Tommy?

778
00:52:38,525 --> 00:52:41,761
Mind you, you'd do more damage
if you threw it at him.

779
00:52:41,995 --> 00:52:44,497
What? You saying I can't shoot?

780
00:52:44,698 --> 00:52:48,268
Oh, no, Tommy.
I wasn't saying you can't shoot.

781
00:52:48,535 --> 00:52:50,370
I know you can't shoot.

782
00:52:50,603 --> 00:52:54,774
What we're saying is, that piece
of .... stuck in your trousers...

783
00:52:54,941 --> 00:52:57,177
...would do more damage
if you fed it to him.

784
00:52:57,377 --> 00:52:58,912
You saying the gun don't work?

785
00:52:59,179 --> 00:53:00,513
You tried it?

786
00:53:05,785 --> 00:53:06,786
Whoops.

787
00:53:09,255 --> 00:53:12,359
I want to see
that sneaky ....ing Russian.

788
00:53:12,759 --> 00:53:15,295
Why's he got a tea cozy on his head?

789
00:53:15,528 --> 00:53:17,430
To keep his head warm.

790
00:53:17,630 --> 00:53:20,133
- What happened to him?
- He got shot in the face.

791
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,868
I thought that was obvious.

792
00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:24,437
What'd you do that for?
You mistake him for a rabbit?

793
00:53:24,637 --> 00:53:27,107
- What do you want me to do?
- Sort it out.

794
00:53:27,307 --> 00:53:30,210
- I'm not a witch doctor.
- But you are a bad boy yardie...

795
00:53:30,410 --> 00:53:33,279
...and bad boy yardies should
know how to get rid of bodies.

796
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,282
I create the bodies,
I don't erase the bodies.

797
00:53:43,890 --> 00:53:44,424
We're in, governor.

798
00:53:46,226 --> 00:53:48,228
Goody gumdrops.

799
00:53:48,428 --> 00:53:50,797
Get us a cup of tea,
would you, Errol?

800
00:53:52,665 --> 00:53:53,767
Grab hold of his legs.

801
00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:56,836
What do you think
I'm gonna grab him by, his ears?

802
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,949
Hope this is not a bad moment.

803
00:54:14,988 --> 00:54:16,256
Do you know who I am?

804
00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:20,930
I do.

805
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:30,103
Good. That will save me
some time, then.

806
00:54:31,771 --> 00:54:33,306
Well, I don't.

807
00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:45,518
You're always gonna have problems
lifting a body in one piece.

808
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:47,987
Apparently, the best thing to do...

809
00:54:48,188 --> 00:54:52,859
...is cut up a corpse into six pieces
and pile it all together.

810
00:54:53,793 --> 00:54:56,396
Would someone mind telling me,
who are you?

811
00:54:56,629 --> 00:54:59,666
When you got your six pieces,
you gotta get rid of them.

812
00:54:59,866 --> 00:55:03,370
It's no good leaving it in the freezer
for your mum to discover.

813
00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:12,712
Then I hear the best thing
to do is feed them to pigs.

814
00:55:14,214 --> 00:55:16,383
You gotta starve the pigs
for a few days...

815
00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:19,853
...then the chopped-up body
will look like curry to a pisshead.

816
00:55:21,388 --> 00:55:24,891
You gotta shave the heads of your
victims and pull the teeth out...

817
00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:26,659
...for the piggies' digestion.

818
00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:29,162
You could do this afterwards,
of course...

819
00:55:29,329 --> 00:55:31,931
...but you don't want
to sieve through pig...., do you?

820
00:55:32,899 --> 00:55:36,803
They will go through bone like butter.

821
00:55:37,370 --> 00:55:41,107
You need at least 16 pigs
to finish the job in one sitting...

822
00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:45,378
...so be wary of any man
who keeps a pig farm.

823
00:55:45,578 --> 00:55:48,782
They will go through a body
that weighs 200 pounds...

824
00:55:49,490 --> 00:55:50,950
...in about eight minutes.

825
00:55:51,184 --> 00:55:52,819
That means that a single pig...

826
00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:56,756
...can consume two pounds
of uncooked flesh...

827
00:55:57,230 --> 00:55:59,125
...every minute.

828
00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:01,594
Hence the expression...

829
00:56:01,861 --> 00:56:05,198
..."as greedy as a pig. "

830
00:56:08,868 --> 00:56:13,273
Well, thank you for that.
That's a great weight off me mind.

831
00:56:13,473 --> 00:56:16,710
Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me
who the .... you are...

832
00:56:16,910 --> 00:56:19,846
...apart from someone who feeds
people to pigs, of course.

833
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,190
Do you know what "nemesis" means?

834
00:56:30,323 --> 00:56:33,827
"A righteous infliction
of retribution...

835
00:56:34,940 --> 00:56:37,764
...manifested by an
appropriate agent. "

836
00:56:37,964 --> 00:56:42,869
Personified, in this case,
by a horrible cunt:

837
00:56:43,470 --> 00:56:44,871
Me.

838
00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:54,470
Gentlemen...

839
00:57:25,178 --> 00:57:27,781
Why can't you find me Franky, Doug?

840
00:57:27,947 --> 00:57:32,819
Avi, what do you want me to do?
I'm not a bounty hunter.

841
00:57:34,387 --> 00:57:35,622
What about Tony?

842
00:57:35,789 --> 00:57:37,570
Bullet-Tooth Tony.

843
00:57:37,223 --> 00:57:38,224
Who's Bullet-Tooth-?

844
00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:40,527
- Tony!
- You silly .....

845
00:57:40,694 --> 00:57:41,795
He's a liability.

846
00:57:41,961 --> 00:57:44,197
He'd find Moses
and the burning bush.

847
00:57:44,397 --> 00:57:45,865
You are gonna die, Tony!

848
00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:49,369
He got shot six times,
had the bullets molded into gold.

849
00:57:50,170 --> 00:57:51,938
I shoot you, you go down!

850
00:57:52,138 --> 00:57:55,800
He has two in his teeth
that Dad did, so he loves Dad.

851
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:57,911
Why don't you ....ing die?

852
00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:00,847
- He's the best chance you got.
- Six times?

853
00:58:02,382 --> 00:58:03,817
In one sitting.

854
00:58:04,551 --> 00:58:06,353
You're in trouble now.

855
00:58:07,887 --> 00:58:10,223
Sounds promising.
What are we waiting for?

856
00:58:22,769 --> 00:58:23,837
Bonjour.

857
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:29,676
What's so ....ing important?

858
00:58:29,876 --> 00:58:32,112
Why do you think
we've got a dead man...

859
00:58:32,345 --> 00:58:35,148
- ... missing an arm in our office?
- Talk to me, tell me.

860
00:58:35,348 --> 00:58:37,150
You give us four days...

861
00:58:37,450 --> 00:58:41,870
...I'll get you a stone the size
of a ....ing home. I kid you not.

862
00:58:41,254 --> 00:58:42,522
What do you think, Errol?

863
00:58:42,689 --> 00:58:45,992
I think we should drip-dry them,
while we got the chance.

864
00:58:46,226 --> 00:58:48,461
It was a rhetorical question, Errol.

865
00:58:48,762 --> 00:58:51,331
What have I told you about thinking?

866
00:58:51,965 --> 00:58:54,134
- You got 48 hours.
- Yeah.

867
00:58:54,367 --> 00:58:57,704
You can keep that silly, fat wanker.
The lads can't lift him.

868
00:58:57,904 --> 00:58:59,139
Forty-eight hours.

869
00:58:59,439 --> 00:59:00,874
After that it's your family...

870
00:59:01,107 --> 00:59:03,943
...and the pigs finish
what the dogs don't do.

871
00:59:06,246 --> 00:59:10,316
So, what should I call you?
Should I call you "Bullet"? "Tooth"?

872
00:59:10,483 --> 00:59:12,185
Call me "Susan"
if it makes you happy.

873
00:59:12,385 --> 00:59:15,889
Tony, there is a man
I'd like you to find.

874
00:59:16,122 --> 00:59:19,793
That depends on all the elements
in the equation. How many are there?

875
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,940
Forty thousand.

876
00:59:23,930 --> 00:59:25,598
Where was he last seen?

877
00:59:26,466 --> 00:59:27,467
At a bookies.

878
00:59:27,967 --> 00:59:29,369
Bookies?

879
00:59:31,638 --> 00:59:33,506
P.... us the blower, Susi.

880
00:59:37,510 --> 00:59:40,647
- Bookies got blagged last night.
- Blagged? Speak English.

881
00:59:40,847 --> 00:59:45,618
This country spawned the language,
and nobody seems to speak it.

882
00:59:45,852 --> 00:59:47,220
Blagged, robbed.

883
00:59:47,487 --> 00:59:49,823
We'll see a man
that may know something.

884
00:59:50,230 --> 00:59:51,825
I need a gun.

885
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,161
You don't, Rosebud, me old son.
You need me.

886
00:59:57,664 --> 01:00:00,330
I got ....ing black ink all
over .... boy.

887
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:02,369
He's stained for ....ing life.

888
01:00:02,635 --> 01:00:05,338
That and the golden teeth as well.
....ing hell-

889
01:00:05,538 --> 01:00:06,940
All right, Mullet?

890
01:00:11,845 --> 01:00:13,646
How you doing?
You all right, mate?

891
01:00:14,347 --> 01:00:15,782
Nice tie.

892
01:00:15,949 --> 01:00:17,717
I heard you weren't about that much.

893
01:00:17,884 --> 01:00:21,154
Still warm, the blood
that courses through my veins.

894
01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:23,556
Unlike yours, Mullet.

895
01:00:24,290 --> 01:00:25,892
Who blagged Brick Top's bookies?

896
01:00:26,590 --> 01:00:29,429
- Do me a favor, Tone.
- I will do you a favor, Mullet.

897
01:00:29,662 --> 01:00:33,433
I'll not bash the .... out of you
in front of all your girlfriends.

898
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:37,904
Gonna make it worth my while, mate?
Jesus, you know how it is, man.

899
01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:43,810
Comfortable, Mullet?

900
01:00:44,144 --> 01:00:47,800
It's sadly ironic it's that tie
that's got you into this pickle.

901
01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:50,116
Now, you take all
the time you want, mate.

902
01:00:50,550 --> 01:00:52,419
What the .... you doing, Tone?

903
01:00:52,652 --> 01:00:55,255
Driving down the street
with your head in my window.

904
01:00:56,890 --> 01:00:59,526
- What you think I'm doing?
- Well, don't, Tone.

905
01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:02,595
You been using dog ....
for toothpaste?

906
01:01:02,829 --> 01:01:04,970
Slow down, Tone.

907
01:01:04,364 --> 01:01:06,433
Slow down, Tony!

908
01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:09,235
I don't think so.
I think I'll speed up.

909
01:01:10,704 --> 01:01:12,772
Play some music if you like.

910
01:01:14,674 --> 01:01:16,420
I love this track.

911
01:01:17,277 --> 01:01:19,913
I want to know who blagged
Brick Top's bookies.

912
01:01:20,447 --> 01:01:21,614
Yes, Mullet?

913
01:01:21,915 --> 01:01:27,120
I think it's two black guys that work
from a pawnshop in Smith Street.

914
01:01:27,287 --> 01:01:29,155
Better not be telling me porky pies.

915
01:01:29,356 --> 01:01:34,961
I tell you, it's two black guys work
out of a pawnshop on Smith Street.

916
01:01:35,462 --> 01:01:37,597
It's very effective, Tony.

917
01:01:37,864 --> 01:01:39,899
It's not too subtle, but effective.

918
01:01:41,534 --> 01:01:42,936
Are we taking him with us?

919
01:01:52,245 --> 01:01:53,346
It's the Russian.

920
01:01:54,447 --> 01:01:55,515
A Russian?

921
01:01:55,749 --> 01:01:58,351
To be technical he's an Uzbekistanian.

922
01:01:58,618 --> 01:02:03,156
Uzbekistanian? I've been dealing
with those sneaky Russian dogs.

923
01:02:04,570 --> 01:02:05,658
- Give me a name.
- Yurinov.

924
01:02:05,925 --> 01:02:07,293
Boris.

925
01:02:07,794 --> 01:02:09,362
- Boris The Blade?
- Yeah.

926
01:02:09,629 --> 01:02:12,499
As in Boris The Bullet-Dodger?

927
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,469
Why do they call him
The Bullet-Dodger?

928
01:02:17,404 --> 01:02:19,806
Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

929
01:02:21,675 --> 01:02:24,678
He won't fight unless
we buy his mum a caravan...

930
01:02:24,844 --> 01:02:26,513
...and you nicked all our savings.

931
01:02:26,746 --> 01:02:31,170
In the quiet words
of the Virgin Mary, come again?

932
01:02:31,951 --> 01:02:35,855
He's a stubborn bastard. He said
he's got to look after his mum.

933
01:02:36,890 --> 01:02:38,458
- Are you taking the piss?
- What can I do?

934
01:02:38,658 --> 01:02:40,860
I can't make him do it, can I?

935
01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:44,230
You're not much good to me alive
are you, Turkish?

936
01:02:49,302 --> 01:02:53,306
He's a useless ....e, that boy.
Punish him for me, Errol.

937
01:02:54,607 --> 01:02:56,876
I want that pikey to fight.

938
01:03:21,401 --> 01:03:24,571
Brick Top thought smashing up
our arcade...

939
01:03:24,838 --> 01:03:27,874
...might help me
to persuade Mickey to fight.

940
01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:30,844
And if that wasn't enough...

941
01:03:31,110 --> 01:03:34,140
...he thought it would be
a good idea...

942
01:03:34,180 --> 01:03:36,750
...to burn Mickey's mum's caravan.

943
01:03:38,184 --> 01:03:39,986
While she was asleep in it.

944
01:04:37,143 --> 01:04:39,279
Turkish, get your arse up.

945
01:04:39,813 --> 01:04:40,814
You lot...

946
01:04:41,481 --> 01:04:44,170
...follow me
and I'll ....ing shoot you.

947
01:04:45,510 --> 01:04:47,954
Calm down, son. Behave yourself.

948
01:04:48,121 --> 01:04:52,158
I've got the gun, son.
I think it's you who should behave.

949
01:04:52,759 --> 01:04:53,860
What?

950
01:04:54,227 --> 01:04:56,996
You want to see
if I've got the minerals?

951
01:05:15,582 --> 01:05:16,950
Jesus.

952
01:05:17,117 --> 01:05:18,785
Sorry, Mickey.

953
01:05:19,819 --> 01:05:21,488
Did you do it?

954
01:05:26,493 --> 01:05:28,610
Then what are you sorry for?

955
01:05:29,329 --> 01:05:31,798
- What are you two doing here?
- Come back!

956
01:05:31,998 --> 01:05:34,868
- You got some tars on you.
- .... off, Darren.

957
01:05:35,802 --> 01:05:37,170
.... off!

958
01:05:44,177 --> 01:05:46,279
How silly do I feel?

959
01:05:46,446 --> 01:05:49,482
His mum is still smoking
next to us...

960
01:05:49,683 --> 01:05:51,751
...and I'm asking him to fight.

961
01:05:52,686 --> 01:05:55,855
I'll do the fight before he causes
any more carnage.

962
01:05:56,389 --> 01:05:58,191
And if he'd said no...

963
01:05:58,358 --> 01:06:00,760
...it could've been
a ....e sight worse.

964
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,368
Russians.

965
01:06:13,807 --> 01:06:15,241
Russians.

966
01:06:15,475 --> 01:06:16,943
I should've known.

967
01:06:17,143 --> 01:06:21,810
Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts.

968
01:06:21,314 --> 01:06:23,383
What do you know about this goyim?

969
01:06:23,983 --> 01:06:25,618
Ex-KGB cancer.

970
01:06:26,319 --> 01:06:28,588
He was a highly trained
undercover agent.

971
01:06:28,822 --> 01:06:31,570
He'll be impossible to track down.

972
01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:33,930
Yeah.

973
01:06:33,326 --> 01:06:36,730
There's a strange man who wants
to sell us an 84-karat stone.

974
01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:39,466
- Where's he from?
- I don't know. Hard to tell.

975
01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:41,267
He's got a thick Russian accent.

976
01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:58,284
Well, what was I supposed to do?
He set the dogs on me. Look.

977
01:06:58,952 --> 01:07:02,550
That sneaky Russian!
No wonder he didn't want to do it.

978
01:07:02,255 --> 01:07:05,158
First things first. One of us...

979
01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:10,296
...Tyrone, you go to the Russian's.
The second you see him, call us.

980
01:07:10,797 --> 01:07:11,965
Now.

981
01:07:17,771 --> 01:07:21,107
He's a right handful,
this fella, so watch out.

982
01:07:21,307 --> 01:07:24,811
I hate Russians.
I'll take care of him.

983
01:07:24,978 --> 01:07:26,680
All yours, Rosebud, old son.

984
01:07:27,714 --> 01:07:29,516
Not a problem.

985
01:07:31,317 --> 01:07:32,986
Get me to a doctor.

986
01:07:33,253 --> 01:07:36,220
Shoot that ....!
Then, get me to a doctor.

987
01:07:36,289 --> 01:07:38,191
Okay, but first we get the stone.

988
01:07:38,458 --> 01:07:40,627
First the stone. Then a doctor.

989
01:07:40,827 --> 01:07:43,697
And not just any doctor, boychik.
A nice Jewish doctor.

990
01:07:43,963 --> 01:07:46,320
Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!

991
01:07:50,170 --> 01:07:52,806
Get his keys
and find out where the stone is.

992
01:07:53,730 --> 01:07:57,477
- I think you got something to tell us.
- Take it easy, Rosebud.

993
01:07:57,677 --> 01:07:59,979
Do you want him to be able
to talk or not?

994
01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:02,615
What the .... do you mean, replicas?

995
01:08:02,816 --> 01:08:06,486
They look the ...., don't they?
And nobody is gonna argue.

996
01:08:06,686 --> 01:08:09,356
I've got extra loud blanks,
just in case.

997
01:08:10,123 --> 01:08:13,226
In case we have
to deafen them to death?

998
01:08:18,665 --> 01:08:21,000
- Yeah.
- Boris is here.

999
01:08:21,267 --> 01:08:24,337
- We're coming over. Hold him there.
- Hold on!

1000
01:08:24,604 --> 01:08:25,672
He's not on his own!

1001
01:08:31,945 --> 01:08:33,146
We're off.

1002
01:08:37,717 --> 01:08:40,253
Very industrious for a Cossack.

1003
01:08:48,695 --> 01:08:51,331
Sneaky ....ing Russian.

1004
01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:56,360
So, where is he?

1005
01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:58,938
It's not just he.
Three fellas went in the house.

1006
01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:02,175
- They locked Boris in the car.
- Why didn't you tell us that?

1007
01:09:03,810 --> 01:09:04,944
Did they look hard?

1008
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:06,446
They looked messy.

1009
01:09:06,646 --> 01:09:09,449
- Let's get out of here.
- What about the Russian?

1010
01:09:09,716 --> 01:09:11,551
I want you to bury him.

1011
01:09:12,850 --> 01:09:13,119
All right.

1012
01:09:14,821 --> 01:09:17,570
I think we should get you a new gun.

1013
01:09:17,323 --> 01:09:18,958
But this time, try it.

1014
01:09:19,192 --> 01:09:21,428
How far to the Russian's?

1015
01:09:21,661 --> 01:09:23,229
Be there in a minute.

1016
01:09:29,102 --> 01:09:31,604
- Come on, then.
- No, no, not so fast, Vinny.

1017
01:09:31,838 --> 01:09:34,808
We can't take them now.
We're gonna have to follow them.

1018
01:09:36,443 --> 01:09:38,945
You shouldn't drink
that stuff, anyway.

1019
01:09:39,245 --> 01:09:40,780
Why? What's wrong with it?

1020
01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:43,950
- It's not in sync with evolution.
- Shut up.

1021
01:09:44,184 --> 01:09:45,585
How do we get rid of him?

1022
01:09:45,785 --> 01:09:48,254
- Do you want to shoot him?
- It's a little noisy.

1023
01:09:48,455 --> 01:09:51,491
- Do you want to stab him?
- That's a little cold-blooded.

1024
01:09:51,658 --> 01:09:55,161
- Do you want to kill him or not?
- I'll cut him. I got a blade.

1025
01:09:55,395 --> 01:09:56,796
That's the spirit.

1026
01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:58,498
Do they fire?

1027
01:09:58,665 --> 01:09:59,999
Of course they fire.

1028
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,435
But how do you know?
They're replicas.

1029
01:10:02,602 --> 01:10:04,604
What do you know about replicas?

1030
01:10:08,908 --> 01:10:10,910
What the .... are you doing, Solomon?

1031
01:10:11,111 --> 01:10:13,313
You wanted to know
whether they worked.

1032
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:18,451
I didn't mean try it in the car,
Sol, you arsehole!

1033
01:10:18,618 --> 01:10:21,187
What are you gonna do with that,
pick his teeth?

1034
01:10:21,388 --> 01:10:25,125
Wipe the butter off and put it away.
There's a proper blade back there.

1035
01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:28,695
Cows have only been domesticated
in the last 8000 years.

1036
01:10:28,928 --> 01:10:31,431
Before, they were running
around mad as lorries.

1037
01:10:31,631 --> 01:10:35,602
The human digestive system hasn't
got used to any dairy products yet.

1038
01:10:35,802 --> 01:10:38,872
Well, .... me, Tommy.
What have you been reading?

1039
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,700
Let me do you a favor.

1040
01:10:46,146 --> 01:10:47,147
Whoops.

1041
01:10:47,313 --> 01:10:48,815
You. Want a knife?

1042
01:10:49,150 --> 01:10:51,184
No, not me.
I wouldn't know what to do.

1043
01:10:51,451 --> 01:10:53,620
It's a knife, for God's sake.

1044
01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:55,889
What's kept your fork company
all these years?

1045
01:10:56,122 --> 01:10:59,693
The sharp side, a blunt side.
What do you want, a lesson?

1046
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:23,216
Is that Boris?

1047
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:43,770
Oh, Tyrone, what have you done?

1048
01:11:45,138 --> 01:11:46,606
What about Rosebud?

1049
01:11:46,773 --> 01:11:49,609
Well, you can bring him
with you if you like.

1050
01:11:51,110 --> 01:11:52,445
But which bit would you like?

1051
01:11:56,983 --> 01:11:58,510
They're getting out.

1052
01:11:59,850 --> 01:12:01,254
Get down and follow them.

1053
01:12:01,521 --> 01:12:03,523
Cover yourself up, Avi.

1054
01:12:03,723 --> 01:12:05,910
You're making a scene.

1055
01:12:05,392 --> 01:12:07,927
I'm sorry for causing a scene, Tony.

1056
01:12:08,561 --> 01:12:11,264
Whoa, you are not taking
that dog with you, Vince.

1057
01:12:11,431 --> 01:12:13,133
I can't leave him in here, can I?

1058
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:22,242
Pint of the black stuff, landlord.

1059
01:12:23,777 --> 01:12:27,781
I thought you wanted to get
cleaned up. Bathroom's back there.

1060
01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:31,751
- He's left the door open.
- Shouldn't think that's a good idea.

1061
01:12:31,951 --> 01:12:33,420
Should we go in?

1062
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:37,900
I don't want to go in there.
He's a dangerous bastard.

1063
01:12:37,357 --> 01:12:41,394
Taken too many disco biscuits
in the heat of Russian disputations.

1064
01:12:41,628 --> 01:12:45,980
He's got as many of these nuts
as he has those nuts.

1065
01:12:45,365 --> 01:12:48,268
I don't care if
he's got ....ing hazelnuts.

1066
01:12:48,468 --> 01:12:52,238
I want a gun that works,
and I'm gonna tell him.

1067
01:12:52,706 --> 01:12:56,476
My God, Tommy, you certainly
got those minerals.

1068
01:12:56,776 --> 01:13:00,447
Well, come on then,
before "zee" Germans get here.

1069
01:13:00,647 --> 01:13:02,949
You just tell him who's in charge.

1070
01:13:08,922 --> 01:13:10,156
Boris-

1071
01:13:15,161 --> 01:13:16,663
You certainly told him.

1072
01:13:23,670 --> 01:13:25,705
The Drowning Trout.

1073
01:13:27,607 --> 01:13:30,477
Come and pick us up. And Doug...

1074
01:13:31,277 --> 01:13:33,213
...sharpish.

1075
01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:56,302
I don't want a fuss or to put
a bullet in your face...

1076
01:13:56,536 --> 01:14:00,173
...but unless you give me what
I want, there will be ....ing murders.

1077
01:14:02,909 --> 01:14:03,910
What's your name?

1078
01:14:04,811 --> 01:14:05,812
Shoot him.

1079
01:14:13,860 --> 01:14:16,856
Let go of the gun!

1080
01:14:22,696 --> 01:14:26,990
So, you're obviously the big .......

1081
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:29,736
...and that, on either side of you,
are your .....

1082
01:14:30,637 --> 01:14:32,872
There are two types of ....:

1083
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:37,577
There are big brave ....,
and there are little faggot .....

1084
01:14:37,811 --> 01:14:40,280
These are your last words
so make them a prayer.

1085
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,116
....s have drive
and clarity of vision...

1086
01:14:44,317 --> 01:14:45,885
...but they're not clever.

1087
01:14:46,353 --> 01:14:49,456
They smell .... and they want
a piece of the action.

1088
01:14:50,423 --> 01:14:53,626
And you thought you smelled
some good old .......

1089
01:14:53,927 --> 01:14:57,130
...and have brought your
two little faggot .... along...

1090
01:14:57,397 --> 01:15:00,900
...for a good old time. But
you've got your parties muddled up.

1091
01:15:02,569 --> 01:15:04,237
There's no .... here...

1092
01:15:05,138 --> 01:15:08,641
...just a dose that'll make you wish
you were born a woman.

1093
01:15:09,342 --> 01:15:11,770
Like a prick...

1094
01:15:12,450 --> 01:15:13,613
...you're having second thoughts.

1095
01:15:14,414 --> 01:15:16,483
You're shrinking.

1096
01:15:17,317 --> 01:15:20,530
And your two little ....
are shrinking with you.

1097
01:15:21,154 --> 01:15:24,624
The fact that you've got "Replica"
written on the side of your gun...

1098
01:15:29,796 --> 01:15:34,334
...and the fact that
I've got "Desert Eagle. 50"...

1099
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,805
...written on the side of mine...

1100
01:15:43,610 --> 01:15:45,478
...should precipitate...

1101
01:15:46,646 --> 01:15:50,483
...your .... into shrinking,
along with your presence.

1102
01:15:52,786 --> 01:15:53,853
Now...

1103
01:15:56,589 --> 01:15:58,240
....... off.

1104
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:14,874
Lock the door.

1105
01:16:15,175 --> 01:16:16,476
Lock it!

1106
01:16:22,349 --> 01:16:23,650
Give me the case.

1107
01:16:24,451 --> 01:16:26,190
.... you.

1108
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,210
Shoot me.

1109
01:16:28,221 --> 01:16:30,490
I will. I'll shoot you.

1110
01:16:40,633 --> 01:16:43,570
P.... me case or I shoot you.

1111
01:16:44,504 --> 01:16:46,390
You know what?

1112
01:16:46,239 --> 01:16:47,374
.... you too.

1113
01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:51,244
Go ahead and shoot me. You'd be
doing me a favor, you Russian .....

1114
01:16:51,478 --> 01:16:54,214
You! Drop guns.

1115
01:16:54,714 --> 01:16:55,749
.... you!

1116
01:16:55,949 --> 01:16:57,984
You drop your gun!

1117
01:16:59,252 --> 01:17:00,587
Okay.

1118
01:17:01,521 --> 01:17:02,689
Avi...

1119
01:17:02,856 --> 01:17:04,240
...pull your socks up!

1120
01:17:17,203 --> 01:17:20,840
- Tyrone?
- .... it. We're out of here.

1121
01:17:21,975 --> 01:17:23,543
Give me case.

1122
01:17:36,222 --> 01:17:37,457
Avi...

1123
01:17:38,391 --> 01:17:40,727
- ... where's the case?
- Put the gun away.

1124
01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:43,963
What's Boris doing here?

1125
01:17:44,998 --> 01:17:47,670
Boris, what are you doing here?

1126
01:17:47,267 --> 01:17:49,269
.... you!

1127
01:17:57,877 --> 01:17:59,279
Where's the case?

1128
01:18:00,714 --> 01:18:03,316
- You piece of crap.
- Don't take the piss, Boris.

1129
01:18:03,550 --> 01:18:05,752
I'll show you.

1130
01:18:09,289 --> 01:18:10,890
.... you!

1131
01:18:14,594 --> 01:18:16,730
Almost had it.

1132
01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:18,765
For ....'s sake.

1133
01:18:23,336 --> 01:18:25,500
.... you and all.

1134
01:18:26,606 --> 01:18:29,342
You lucky bastard.

1135
01:18:35,181 --> 01:18:37,617
Jeez, it's flawless.

1136
01:18:38,284 --> 01:18:41,870
Don't get attached to it.
It's going to Brick Top.

1137
01:18:41,354 --> 01:18:42,522
Leave the dog here.

1138
01:18:42,756 --> 01:18:47,627
- Sol, why don't we just leave?
- Because life's too short, Vincent...

1139
01:18:47,894 --> 01:18:50,697
...and it'll get a lot shorter
if Brick Top wishes.

1140
01:18:50,964 --> 01:18:54,200
- Now leave that dog here.
- I'm gonna leave the dog here.

1141
01:18:54,367 --> 01:18:55,535
Don't worry about it!

1142
01:18:55,702 --> 01:18:59,439
And if that pikey mutt does
any damage, you're gonna pay.

1143
01:19:01,207 --> 01:19:02,308
It's okay.

1144
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:04,878
Sit down. Down.

1145
01:19:09,916 --> 01:19:12,952
I don't want to go in there.
You'll never see me again.

1146
01:19:13,186 --> 01:19:15,455
Well, we won't if you don't.

1147
01:19:16,222 --> 01:19:18,291
All right, you give me the stone...

1148
01:19:18,558 --> 01:19:22,395
...and I will give it
to Brick Top. Yeah?

1149
01:19:22,562 --> 01:19:26,800
All right. Give me a minute.
It's a bit fiddly.

1150
01:19:30,637 --> 01:19:31,905
Why is it down there?

1151
01:19:32,939 --> 01:19:35,875
Well, I put it down there
in case we got mugged.

1152
01:19:36,242 --> 01:19:38,110
You ain't from this planet, are you?

1153
01:19:38,178 --> 01:19:42,820
Who is gonna mug two black fellas
holding pistols...

1154
01:19:42,248 --> 01:19:46,860
...sat in a car that's worth less
than your shirt?

1155
01:19:48,722 --> 01:19:52,726
Bullet-Tooth Tony and his friend,
Desert Eagle. 50.

1156
01:19:52,959 --> 01:19:55,428
What have they got to do
with anything?

1157
01:19:55,662 --> 01:19:57,931
They're both staring straight at me.

1158
01:20:00,967 --> 01:20:05,271
You should never underestimate
the predictability of stupidity.

1159
01:20:05,438 --> 01:20:06,773
Now, out of the car.

1160
01:20:06,973 --> 01:20:09,275
And leave your water pistols behind.

1161
01:20:10,143 --> 01:20:13,847
Look, just tell him the stone's back
at the office.

1162
01:20:14,147 --> 01:20:15,615
I'll think of something.

1163
01:20:20,253 --> 01:20:21,554
Why's he sweating?

1164
01:20:23,757 --> 01:20:24,791
Oh, never mind.

1165
01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:27,761
Tommy, why is your skin leaking?

1166
01:20:27,927 --> 01:20:32,980
- I'm a little worried, actually.
- Worried about what?

1167
01:20:32,632 --> 01:20:36,536
What happens if the gypsy knocks
the other man out?

1168
01:20:36,770 --> 01:20:38,805
I mean, he's done it before,
hasn't he?

1169
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:43,109
We get murdered before we leave the
building, and we get fed to the pigs.

1170
01:20:43,877 --> 01:20:47,781
I'm glad to see you're climbing
the walls in ....ing anxiety.

1171
01:20:49,482 --> 01:20:53,620
Pardon my cynicism,
but I don't exactly trust the pikey.

1172
01:20:53,887 --> 01:20:56,122
Don't think I haven't thunk
about that one.

1173
01:20:56,322 --> 01:20:59,993
It's his mum's funeral tonight.
God bless her.

1174
01:21:02,662 --> 01:21:05,665
You know those gypsies
like a drink at a wake.

1175
01:21:05,832 --> 01:21:09,335
I'm not worried about whether Mickey
knocks the other man out.

1176
01:21:09,502 --> 01:21:12,672
I'm worried about whether he makes it
to the fourth round.

1177
01:21:12,839 --> 01:21:15,642
What if he doesn't make it
to the fourth round?

1178
01:21:15,842 --> 01:21:18,111
We get murdered before leaving
the building...

1179
01:21:18,311 --> 01:21:21,514
...and I imagine we get fed
to the pigs.

1180
01:21:23,683 --> 01:21:25,685
So why are you so calm?

1181
01:21:26,653 --> 01:21:29,220
- I said-
- I heard what you said, Tommy!

1182
01:21:29,656 --> 01:21:32,492
It's not as though we've got a choice,
now, is it?

1183
01:21:32,659 --> 01:21:35,662
You show me how to control
a wild ....ing gypsy...

1184
01:21:35,929 --> 01:21:40,367
...and I'll show you how to control
an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

1185
01:21:41,534 --> 01:21:44,204
Bollocks! I'm going for a walk.

1186
01:22:24,770 --> 01:22:25,745
Oh, that ....ing dog!

1187
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:28,715
Go on, get the dog.

1188
01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:32,886
- It's a bit funky in here, isn't it?
- Open a window.

1189
01:22:41,610 --> 01:22:43,329
You people live like animals.

1190
01:22:43,763 --> 01:22:45,498
Now, where's the stone?

1191
01:22:45,765 --> 01:22:47,934
- Come on, where is it?
- It's over here.

1192
01:22:48,168 --> 01:22:51,271
- Where? Where?
- I left it in a box.

1193
01:22:56,576 --> 01:22:57,610
It's empty.

1194
01:22:57,777 --> 01:23:00,914
I'm getting heartburn.
Tony, do something terrible.

1195
01:23:01,781 --> 01:23:03,950
No, I'm being serious!

1196
01:23:04,117 --> 01:23:06,786
The dog. The dog must have ate it.

1197
01:23:10,357 --> 01:23:13,793
Now then, let's have a look,
shall we? Tony.

1198
01:23:15,128 --> 01:23:17,797
- What?
- Look in the dog.

1199
01:23:19,265 --> 01:23:22,235
- You mean, "look in the dog"?
- I mean, open him up.

1200
01:23:26,473 --> 01:23:29,809
It's not a tin of baked beans.
What do you mean, open him up?

1201
01:23:29,976 --> 01:23:32,450
You know what I mean.

1202
01:23:34,614 --> 01:23:35,648
That's a bit strong.

1203
01:23:37,617 --> 01:23:38,752
I don't know about this.

1204
01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:41,955
No, you can't do this.

1205
01:23:44,624 --> 01:23:46,126
It's ....ing squeaking!

1206
01:23:46,292 --> 01:23:50,397
You never heard a dog squeak before?
Give me that god.... gun!

1207
01:23:52,966 --> 01:23:54,634
I'm shooting the dog!

1208
01:24:02,909 --> 01:24:04,644
Shoot the ....ing dog!

1209
01:24:15,321 --> 01:24:18,158
You sneaky ....ing bastard.

1210
01:24:30,103 --> 01:24:31,171
Thank God for that.

1211
01:24:41,548 --> 01:24:44,884
I hate ....ing dogs!
Come on, Tony.

1212
01:24:47,854 --> 01:24:49,556
Tony, come on!

1213
01:24:57,864 --> 01:24:59,132
Tony?

1214
01:25:11,311 --> 01:25:14,214
- Anything to declare?
- Yeah. Don't go to England.

1215
01:25:16,716 --> 01:25:20,653
That dog is gonna go back
to the campsite. It always does.

1216
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:23,560
How's the dog
gonna find the campsite?

1217
01:25:23,256 --> 01:25:25,358
Have you smelled the campsite, Sol?

1218
01:25:25,558 --> 01:25:28,728
All right. But we have
to wait until it gets light.

1219
01:25:28,928 --> 01:25:30,897
And we have to get rid
of these bodies.

1220
01:25:31,970 --> 01:25:34,434
That one with the tea cozy
on his head's starting to stink.

1221
01:25:34,667 --> 01:25:39,839
Right. Let's stick them in the car,
and then go and look for a pig farm.

1222
01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:44,344
Mickey.

1223
01:25:46,413 --> 01:25:47,580
Mickey!

1224
01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,850
You feeling all right, Mickey?

1225
01:25:54,921 --> 01:25:56,890
Need a drink.

1226
01:25:58,758 --> 01:26:00,193
You can't give him a drink!

1227
01:26:00,460 --> 01:26:02,462
It's not for him. It's for me.

1228
01:26:08,340 --> 01:26:10,103
Ah, mates. Amen.

1229
01:26:16,976 --> 01:26:21,548
He's a hard bastard, this Good Night
Anderson, so pay attention.

1230
01:26:22,482 --> 01:26:23,883
All right, Mickey?

1231
01:26:24,617 --> 01:26:25,985
Mickey!

1232
01:26:30,557 --> 01:26:32,292
Need to have a ....e!

1233
01:26:33,326 --> 01:26:37,831
If you see the pikey, Turkish or
his girlfriend come out before me...

1234
01:26:37,997 --> 01:26:40,500
...shoot the bastards.

1235
01:26:42,335 --> 01:26:45,305
Well, come on.
We got a fight to go to.

1236
01:26:52,345 --> 01:26:53,813
All right, Tom.

1237
01:26:54,447 --> 01:26:58,451
- Hope we get a better show this time.
- This will make up for it.

1238
01:26:58,651 --> 01:27:01,354
Mickey's going down in the fourth.

1239
01:27:01,588 --> 01:27:04,157
Terry over there is in charge
of the bets.

1240
01:27:04,424 --> 01:27:05,959
Now, you have to forgive me.

1241
01:27:06,159 --> 01:27:08,928
I'll forgive you
if he goes down this time.

1242
01:27:12,165 --> 01:27:15,168
- Our lads at the campsite?
- They're over there now.

1243
01:27:18,371 --> 01:27:20,707
I ....ing hate pikeys.

1244
01:27:22,509 --> 01:27:26,546
- How long have we gotta stay here?
- As long as it takes. Now, shut up.

1245
01:27:27,614 --> 01:27:29,616
....ing hate pikeys.

1246
01:27:30,717 --> 01:27:32,719
Is he ....ing stoned?

1247
01:27:33,219 --> 01:27:35,221
He's like that before a fight.

1248
01:27:35,555 --> 01:27:37,891
Do you know
when you're going down?

1249
01:27:38,580 --> 01:27:40,694
Of course he knows
when he's going down.

1250
01:27:40,894 --> 01:27:45,198
....-face, who's speaking to you?
He asked him, didn't he?

1251
01:27:45,398 --> 01:27:48,340
....-face? I like that one, Errol.

1252
01:27:48,234 --> 01:27:50,704
I'll remember that next time
I climb off your mum.

1253
01:27:50,904 --> 01:27:54,240
- Not now.
- Gonna be a tragedy of a fight.

1254
01:27:54,474 --> 01:27:57,377
Be a nice one.
Hell of a way to war.

1255
01:27:57,577 --> 01:27:59,790
And they're none of yours.

1256
01:28:00,413 --> 01:28:04,250
There's a camp full of pikeys
that might not think you're so funny.

1257
01:28:04,484 --> 01:28:07,887
Not when they're putting out flames
on their children's backs.

1258
01:28:09,322 --> 01:28:11,257
Now get up and have a ....ing fight.

1259
01:28:17,263 --> 01:28:20,767
Three rounds and you're a vegetable,
aren't you, pikey!

1260
01:29:11,217 --> 01:29:14,320
I'm in charge here.
No ....ing about, no eye-gouging.

1261
01:29:14,554 --> 01:29:16,723
Do your worst. Let's get it on!

1262
01:29:48,188 --> 01:29:51,257
What the ....'s going on?
You gonna finish him or what?

1263
01:30:33,233 --> 01:30:35,235
Talk about saved by the bell.

1264
01:30:35,802 --> 01:30:39,339
Do you understand the consequences
of knocking that man out?

1265
01:30:39,539 --> 01:30:41,841
Do not knock him out, Mickey.

1266
01:30:48,415 --> 01:30:50,183
All right, let's break it up.

1267
01:31:24,184 --> 01:31:25,618
What, is he ....ing deaf?

1268
01:31:27,530 --> 01:31:28,855
What is he doing?

1269
01:31:44,604 --> 01:31:45,972
Come on and sit.

1270
01:31:48,742 --> 01:31:50,744
What the .... are you doing, Mickey?

1271
01:31:50,944 --> 01:31:53,790
You're dancing like a fairy.

1272
01:31:53,313 --> 01:31:55,982
They'll hang us
if they think it's rigged.

1273
01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:58,918
Get out there and hurt him.

1274
01:32:00,286 --> 01:32:05,225
But for ....'s sake,
do not knock him out.

1275
01:33:25,505 --> 01:33:28,408
All he's got to do is stay down.

1276
01:33:32,979 --> 01:33:35,181
Now, we are ....ed.

1277
01:33:43,423 --> 01:33:44,424
He can't stand up.

1278
01:33:44,657 --> 01:33:45,658
We're out of here.

1279
01:33:45,825 --> 01:33:50,864
Stupid pikey knows Brick Top's got
keen-to-kill monkeys with shotguns...

1280
01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:53,266
...sitting outside his campsite.

1281
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:58,738
Once the campsite's wiped out,
I know it's gonna be the same for us.

1282
01:34:01,274 --> 01:34:03,243
Ever cross the road
and look the wrong way?

1283
01:34:03,443 --> 01:34:04,911
Give me that ....ing shooter!

1284
01:34:05,111 --> 01:34:07,681
And, hey, presto,
there's a car nearly on you.

1285
01:34:07,881 --> 01:34:09,490
So, what do you do?

1286
01:34:09,616 --> 01:34:11,718
Something very silly.

1287
01:34:12,850 --> 01:34:14,954
You freeze. And your life
doesn't flash before you...

1288
01:34:15,221 --> 01:34:17,791
...because you're too scared
to think.

1289
01:34:17,957 --> 01:34:21,127
You just freeze
and pull a stupid face.

1290
01:34:21,294 --> 01:34:23,596
But the pikey didn't. Why?

1291
01:34:23,797 --> 01:34:26,633
Because he had plans
on running the car over.

1292
01:34:28,968 --> 01:34:31,137
It had previously occurred to me...

1293
01:34:31,438 --> 01:34:34,374
...that he'd taken the demise
of his mother rather lightly.

1294
01:34:38,111 --> 01:34:40,914
For every action,
there is a reaction.

1295
01:34:41,481 --> 01:34:43,490
And a pikey reaction...

1296
01:34:43,717 --> 01:34:45,850
...is quite a ....ing thing.

1297
01:35:27,930 --> 01:35:29,162
Pete, talk to me.

1298
01:35:29,362 --> 01:35:32,999
If you want your friend to hear you,
talk a lot louder than that.

1299
01:35:41,875 --> 01:35:45,545
- Give me that ....ing shooter.
- I'll give you your shooter, you cunt.

1300
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:57,223
That is when I thought the pikey
had money riding on himself.

1301
01:35:58,224 --> 01:36:01,728
That's why the bastard never
goes down when he's supposed to.

1302
01:36:03,530 --> 01:36:05,231
We've been tucked up...

1303
01:36:06,900 --> 01:36:08,568
...while he's been cleaning up.

1304
01:36:10,637 --> 01:36:13,239
We're worse off now than
when we started.

1305
01:36:18,745 --> 01:36:21,247
The next day we went
to the campsite...

1306
01:36:21,414 --> 01:36:24,584
...but the gypsies had disappeared
during the night.

1307
01:36:24,818 --> 01:36:26,820
Which was probably a good thing...

1308
01:36:27,870 --> 01:36:31,324
...considering they'd just buried
12 people somewhere in the area.

1309
01:36:31,524 --> 01:36:33,159
Where is he?

1310
01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:35,595
He ain't ....ing here,
that's for sure.

1311
01:36:36,329 --> 01:36:39,866
We can't ask a man to fight for us
if we can't find him, can we?

1312
01:36:40,660 --> 01:36:43,403
You won't find a pikey that
doesn't want to be found.

1313
01:36:45,271 --> 01:36:48,541
He could be in a campsite
in Kampu-....ing-chea by now.

1314
01:36:50,110 --> 01:36:51,945
Bollocks! Come on.

1315
01:36:57,217 --> 01:37:00,387
- What you doing here?
- What's it got to do with you?

1316
01:37:03,890 --> 01:37:06,590
So, what you doing here?

1317
01:37:13,633 --> 01:37:16,903
I'm taking the dog for a walk.
What's the problem?

1318
01:37:18,438 --> 01:37:19,472
What's in the car?

1319
01:37:19,973 --> 01:37:21,608
Seats and a steering wheel.

1320
01:37:22,442 --> 01:37:24,277
What do you know about gypsies?

1321
01:37:26,460 --> 01:37:28,480
I know they're not to be trusted.

1322
01:37:30,830 --> 01:37:32,819
All right, get your dog. On your way.

1323
01:37:33,620 --> 01:37:35,155
Get the dog, Tommy.

1324
01:37:37,257 --> 01:37:38,558
The dog.

1325
01:37:39,826 --> 01:37:44,397
All right, boy. Come on.
Come on, Daisy. No, Daisy!

1326
01:37:45,331 --> 01:37:47,167
He loves that dog.

1327
01:37:47,333 --> 01:37:49,169
Always playing silly games.

1328
01:37:49,335 --> 01:37:52,839
Stop messing about
and get it in the car. Tommy!

1329
01:37:55,442 --> 01:37:59,412
Good boy. Good boy.
Good boy, Daisy, good boy.

1330
01:38:10,190 --> 01:38:11,691
Could you tell me...

1331
01:38:11,858 --> 01:38:15,195
...why you got a dead man
with an arm missing in your boot?

1332
01:38:15,862 --> 01:38:16,863
Hey, George...

1333
01:38:18,198 --> 01:38:20,433
...is that a tea cozy on his head?

1334
01:38:23,803 --> 01:38:26,306
Oh, you love a dog, don't you, Tommy?

1335
01:38:36,149 --> 01:38:38,718
Tommy persuaded me
to keep the dog.

1336
01:38:38,952 --> 01:38:42,222
I eventually agreed,
as long as he took it to a vet.

1337
01:38:42,389 --> 01:38:45,325
I couldn't stand
that squeaking anymore.

1338
01:38:45,558 --> 01:38:48,995
The vet found half an undigested
shoe, a squeaky toy...

1339
01:38:49,229 --> 01:38:52,565
...and an 84-karat diamond
lodged in its stomach.

1340
01:38:52,732 --> 01:38:55,635
It's quite amazing what can happen
in a week.

1341
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:58,400
Still didn't shut it up, though.

1342
01:38:58,905 --> 01:39:00,573
So, what do you do?

1343
01:39:00,740 --> 01:39:03,877
You go see the man that knows
about these sort of things.

1344
01:39:04,770 --> 01:39:05,745
So, what do you think?

1345
01:39:07,380 --> 01:39:09,683
Do you know anyone
who'd be interested?

1346
01:39:14,487 --> 01:39:15,488
I might.