1 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,224 (MUSIC ENDS) 2 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,560 JOE: All right, let's try somethin' else. 3 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:29,620 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 4 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:30,263 -(STICK TAPPING) -(MUSIC STOPS) 5 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:34,934 Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three. 6 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:38,772 (STUDENTS PLAYING INTRO DISCORDANTLY) 7 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:43,109 (BEAT PICKING UP) 8 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:46,913 (RHYTHMICALLY) One, two, three, four. 9 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:49,582 -Stay on the beat. -(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC) 10 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,618 Two, three, four. 11 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:57,957 That's C-sharp, horns. 12 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,392 (BLOWING SHARPLY) 13 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,795 Two, three... I see you, Caleb. 14 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:04,564 Rachel, now you. 15 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:07,100 Forgot my sax, Mr. G. 16 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:11,638 Okay, she forgot her sax. And now, all you, Connie. 17 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:12,806 Go for it! 18 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,208 (PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 19 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:30,490 BOY: Way to go! 20 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,592 (STUDENTS GIGGLING) 21 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:34,994 (CONNIE SIGHS) 22 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:37,497 Hang on, hang on. What are y'all laughing at? 23 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,332 So Connie got a little lost in it. 24 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,340 That's a good thing. 25 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:42,635 Look, I remember one time 26 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:44,671 my dad took me to this jazz club, 27 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,306 and that's the last place I wanted to be. 28 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:47,607 But then I see this guy, 29 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:51,411 and he's playing these chords with fourths on it, 30 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:52,946 and then with the minor... 31 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:54,514 -(MINOR KEYS PLAY) -Oh, oh, whoo. 32 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,317 Then he adds the inner voices, and it's like he's... 33 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:58,651 It's like he's singing. 34 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:02,422 And I swear, the next thing I know... 35 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,900 (PLAYS CASCADING NOTES) 36 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:05,792 ...it's like he floats off the stage. 37 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,160 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 38 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,795 That guy was lost in the music. 39 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:12,650 He was in it, and he took the rest of us with him. 40 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,401 (CONTINUES PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 41 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,106 And I wanted to learn... 42 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:21,408 (PLAYING CHORDS) 43 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:22,909 ...how to talk like that. 44 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,345 That's when I knew... 45 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,583 I was born to play. 46 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,185 (PLAYS ASCENDING SCALE) 47 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,255 Connie knows what I mean. Right, Connie? 48 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:36,690 I'm 12. 49 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:38,758 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 50 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,828 I'll be right back. Practice your scales. 51 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:43,863 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner. 52 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:44,931 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 53 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,299 (CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favor. 54 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,835 -Hey! -Not you, though, you're good. 55 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,300 -(WHISPERS) He's not. -(CHUCKLES) 56 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:51,771 What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo? 57 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:54,774 I wanted to deliver the good news personally. 58 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:56,943 No more part-time for you. 59 00:02:57,430 --> 00:03:00,800 You're now our full-time band teacher. 60 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:01,314 -(GROANS SOFTLY) -Job security. 61 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,416 Medical insurance. Pension. 62 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,685 Wow. That's, uh, great. 63 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:10,457 Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe. Permanently. 64 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,459 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 65 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,129 (INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 66 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:29,509 LIBBA: After all these years, my prayers have been answered. 67 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,644 A full-time job. 68 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,113 Working man, coming through. 69 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:34,180 Yeah, Mom, but I... 70 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,116 You're going to tell them yes, right? 71 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,350 Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan. 72 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,885 You always got a plan. 73 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,787 Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too, 74 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,655 -for when your plan falls through. -(WOMAN GROANING) 75 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,190 -A backup plan never hurts. -(JOE SIGHS) 76 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,960 Joey, we didn't struggle giving you an education 77 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:48,628 so you could be a middle-aged man 78 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,363 washing your underwear in my shop. 79 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:52,365 Walking around with a hole in his pants. 80 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,200 -Yeah, but... -With this job, you'll be able 81 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,436 to put that dead-end gigging behind you. 82 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:59,205 And Lord knows we need more teachers in this world. 83 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:00,373 And just think, 84 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:04,644 playing music will finally be your real career. 85 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,681 So you're going to tell them yes, right? 86 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:09,115 Please say yes. 87 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:10,817 Yeah, definitely. 88 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:11,985 LIBBA: Good. 89 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:14,187 -(JOE SIGHS) -(JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 90 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:18,825 Hello? 91 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,326 How you been, Mr. G? 92 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,629 Uh, it's Curley. Lamont. Lamont Baker. 93 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,799 Hey, Curley! Hey, good to hear your voice, man. 94 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,268 Uh... Listen. You can call me Joe now, Curley. 95 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,336 I'm not your teacher anymore. 96 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:30,737 CURLEY: Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner. 97 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:33,740 Hey, look, I'm the new drummer in the Dorothea Williams Quartet, 98 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,843 and we're kickin' off our tour with a show at The Half Note tonight. 99 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,345 Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me? 100 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:41,140 Are you kidding me? Congratulations, man. Wow! 101 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,383 I would die a happy man 102 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,985 if I could perform with Dorothea Williams. 103 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,521 CURLEY: Oh, well, this could be your lucky day. 104 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,591 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 105 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,835 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(CAR HORN BLARES) 106 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,390 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 107 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,177 -CURLEY: Whew, there he is. -Hey, Curley. 108 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,246 Leon skipping town really put us in a bind, man. 109 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,810 -Yeah. Uh, I'll bet. -I'm glad you made it. 110 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:18,418 My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you on a set last year in Brooklyn. 111 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:19,619 Said you were great. 112 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,220 (CHUCKLES) Well, you know, for a coffee shop. 113 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,923 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 114 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:49,949 CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea. 115 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,652 This is the cat I was telling you about. 116 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:55,121 My old middle school band teacher, Mr. Gardner. 117 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,556 Call me Joe, Dorothea. 118 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,658 Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams. 119 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,227 It's a pleasure. Wow. This is amazing. 120 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,831 CURLEY: Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son. 121 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,836 So, we're down to middle school band teachers now. 122 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:15,642 Get on up here, Teach, we ain't got all day. 123 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:21,815 (BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC) 124 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,483 -What... What are we playin'? -(HITS NOTE ON PIANO) 125 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,452 (BAND CONTINUES PLAYING) 126 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:31,591 (PLAYS CORRESPONDING NOTES HALTINGLY) 127 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,865 (PLAYING CORRESPONDING CHORDS) 128 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,144 (PLAYING IMPROVISED NOTES) 129 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,255 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 130 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,512 (CONTINUES PLAYING IMPROVISED TRILLING NOTES) 131 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,860 (MUSIC ENDS) 132 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,392 Uh, sorry. 133 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,928 I zoned out a little back there. (CHUCKLES) 134 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,865 Joe Gardner, where have you been? 135 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,801 I've been, uh, teaching, middle school band. 136 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,136 Uh, but on the weekends, I... 137 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,738 -You got a suit? -Uh... 138 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,207 Get a suit, Teach. A good suit. 139 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:29,275 Back here tonight. First show's at 9:00. 140 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,610 Soundcheck's at 7:00. 141 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,212 We'll see how you do. 142 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,550 Yes! Whoo-hoo! 143 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,787 You see that, Dad? That's what I'm talking about! 144 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:41,888 Hey, look up, look up. 145 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,224 You know what that's gonna say? Joe Gardner! 146 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:45,625 (JOE LAUGHS) 147 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,227 You're never gonna believe what just happened. 148 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:49,629 I did it. I got the gig. Yes! 149 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:50,730 I... I know. 150 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,699 Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it? 151 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,367 Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt! 152 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,103 Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay? 153 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,839 Forget class. I'm in a different class. 154 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,841 I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy. 155 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,109 You know what I'm saying? I'm... 156 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,577 -(BARKS) -Whoa! Sorry! 157 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,790 -(HORN BLARES) -(GASPS) 158 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,114 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 159 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,249 (SCREAMS) 160 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:12,986 (GRUNTS) 161 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,322 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) 162 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,630 What the... 163 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:32,872 (ECHOING) Hello? 164 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,142 Hello? 165 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,683 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 166 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,289 What the... 167 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,293 (WHIMPERS) 168 00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:56,196 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello! 169 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,165 (SIGHS) Hello. 170 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,340 Oh, what's your name, honey? 171 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,635 Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner. 172 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,971 Look, I'm not supposed to be here. 173 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:08,410 Ah. Must have been sudden for you. 174 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,244 You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old. 175 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,180 Been waiting a long time for this. 176 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:17,317 -For what? -The Great Beyond. 177 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,254 JOE: The Great Beyond? 178 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,324 -As in, as in beyond life? -Yeah. 179 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,892 -That's death right there? -(SPEAKING INUKTITUT) 180 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,696 (IN ENGLISH) Exciting, isn't it? 181 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,310 No, no, no, listen. 182 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:32,699 I have a gig tonight. I can't die now. 183 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,367 MALE SOUL: (CHUCKLES) Well, I really don't think 184 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,835 you have a lot to say about this. 185 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,437 Yes. Yes, I do. 186 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:40,674 I'm not dying the very day I got my shot. I'm due. 187 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,108 Heck, I'm overdue. 188 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,810 Uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm outta here. 189 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,846 I don't think you're supposed to go that way. 190 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,515 This can't happen. I'm not dyin' today. 191 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,650 Not when my life just started. 192 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,426 (CRACKLES) 193 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,527 What was that? 194 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,196 Wait. I'm not finished. I gotta get back. 195 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,464 I don't wanna die! 196 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,766 I'm not done. I'm not done. Run! 197 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,702 -Why aren't you running? -I don't know. 198 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,470 -What's wrong with you people? -MALE SOUL: I don't know. 199 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,105 (JOE PANTING) 200 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,206 (FEMALE SOUL SPEAKING KOREAN) 201 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,143 JOE: (IN ENGLISH) I'm not done. (GRUNTING) 202 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,244 Ahh! 203 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,413 (CRACKLING CONTINUES) 204 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,119 (GASPS) Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 205 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,887 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 206 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,589 (PANTING) 207 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,692 Help! I'm not done. I gotta get back. 208 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,464 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness. 209 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,566 (SCREAMING) 210 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,172 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 211 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,286 (MUFFLED CHATTERING) 212 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,805 -(LAUGHTER) -(JOE GASPS) 213 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,409 -(JOE GASPS) -(NEW SOUL GIGGLES) 214 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,179 (NEW SOULS GIGGLING) 215 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:00,814 What? 216 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,182 -(CRUNCHES) -Ow! 217 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,420 Now, now, everyone, 218 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,155 let's give the mentor some room. 219 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,958 Sorry, new souls. 37, that's enough. 220 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:16,290 Hey, everyone, look here. (SING-SONG) Quiet coyote. 221 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,298 Shh. Quiet coyote. 222 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,200 Who... Who are you? 223 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,568 I am the coming together 224 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,137 of all quantized fields of the universe. 225 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:27,540 Appearing in a form your feeble human brain can comprehend. 226 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,242 -What? -You can call me Jerry. 227 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,440 Jerry, okay. 228 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,446 Uh, hey, is this heaven? 229 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,348 (LAUGHS) No. 230 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:39,520 Is it H-E-double hockey sticks? 231 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,589 NEW SOUL: Hell. NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell. 232 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,724 -Shh. Quiet coyote. -NEW SOUL: Hell. 233 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,593 It's easy to get turned around. 234 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,995 This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before. 235 00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:51,231 The Great Before? 236 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,734 Oh. We call it the You Seminar now. Rebranding. 237 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,437 (NEW SOULS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 238 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,538 NEW SOUL 1: Hell. 239 00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,606 NEW SOUL 2: No, no. You're here! 240 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,575 (ALL GIGGLING) 241 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,714 Does this mean I'm dead? 242 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:08,815 Not yet. 243 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,884 Your body's in a holding pattern. 244 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,520 It's complicated. 245 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,553 I'll get you back to your group. 246 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,890 (GASPS) 247 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,758 (JOE WHIMPERS) 248 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,196 Come on, little souls, get on up here. 249 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,368 Welcome to the You Seminar. 250 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,405 You are in for a treat. 251 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,745 (CLICKING) 252 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,653 -Mm, that's weird. -What is it? 253 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,655 -The count's off. -Excuse me? 254 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:53,126 There's a soul missing. The count's off. 255 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,528 Huh. 256 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,799 Okay, first stop is the Excitable Pavilion. 257 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,534 You four. In you go. 258 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,441 (WHIRRING) 259 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,410 (ALL LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 260 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:14,247 You five, you'll be aloof. And you two, why not? 261 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,686 Oh, wait a minute. 262 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,521 This is where personalities come from? 263 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,324 Of course. Do you think people are just born with them? 264 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,259 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 265 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,331 So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then? 266 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,433 Well, they use the Earth portal. 267 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,841 Once they get a complete personality, of course. 268 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,177 Hello? Hello? 269 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,820 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 270 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,456 NEW SOUL: Goodbye. 271 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,730 NEW SOUL 2: Whee! 272 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,533 Whoo-hoo! 273 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,202 (JOE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 274 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,737 -(WHOOSHING) -(YELPS) Wait, wait, wait. 275 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,317 (EXCITED CHATTER) 276 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,590 (NEW SOULS WHOOPING) 277 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,861 -(JOE SIGHS) -(COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 278 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,763 You sure get lost a lot. 279 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,320 COUNSELOR JERRY D: All righty, mentors. 280 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:40,567 -Just find your name here... -Hello, Jerry... 281 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,668 COUNSELOR JERRY D: ...and join us inside. 282 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:42,736 ...got a lost mentor for you. 283 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:43,937 Thanks, Jerry. 284 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,673 Uh, look, I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here. 285 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,907 I understand. 286 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,409 Mentoring isn't for everyone. 287 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,777 You're more than welcome to opt out. 288 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,213 (GASPS) Actually, on second thought, 289 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:56,549 you know, the mentoring sounds like fun. 290 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,918 I'm glad to hear it. Jerry will take it from here. 291 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,721 Thanks, Jerry. Head right on over there to Jerry. 292 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:02,789 Thank you, Jerry. 293 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,900 JOE: Is everyone here named Jerry? 294 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,158 Good luck! 295 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,930 Jerry, we've got a problem. 296 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,628 Oh, hello, there, Terry. 297 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,263 The count's off. 298 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,165 (CHUCKLES) I seriously doubt that. 299 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,000 The count hasn't been off in centuries. 300 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,604 151,000 souls go into the Great Beyond every day. 301 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,607 That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry. 302 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,976 1.75 souls per second. 303 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,111 And I count every single one of 'em. 304 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,279 Yep. I'm aware. 305 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,115 It's my job to keep track of this stuff, Jerry. 306 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,483 I'm the accountant. 307 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,619 And we all think you're doing a wonderful job, 308 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,120 -don't we, everyone? -Absolutely. 309 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,188 Looks good from where this guy's standing. 310 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,389 COUNSELOR JERRY E: I'd say no. 311 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,125 I'm always counting. I'm counting right now. 312 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:42,950 You blinked five times since I started talking. Six. 313 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,164 Right. Since accounting is your job, 314 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,332 why don't you figure out the problem? 315 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,268 -Maybe I will. -Wonderful. 316 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:49,869 (SNAPS FINGERS) 317 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,573 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 318 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,276 Hello again, Terry. 319 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,577 Don't play dumb with me. 320 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,815 Okay, here we go. 321 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,160 (KNUCKLES CRACK) 322 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,485 "A." 323 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,650 (UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 324 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,635 Hello, there, mentors. 325 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,672 I'm Jerry, a counselor here at the You Seminar. 326 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,750 Now you don't remember it, but you've been here before. 327 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,780 But don't worry, forgetting the trauma of childbirth 328 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,481 is one of the great gifts of the universe. 329 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,516 Here at the You Seminar, 330 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,720 all new souls are given unique and individual personalities. 331 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:44,324 I'm an agreeable skeptic who's cautious yet flamboyant. 332 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:48,395 I'm an irritable wallflower who's dangerously curious. 333 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:53,233 I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic. 334 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,669 Oh-ho, this one might be a handful. 335 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,237 But that's Earth's problem. 336 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,807 You'll notice these souls are all missing something. 337 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,876 What goes in this spot? 338 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,378 Well, these souls need their "spark." 339 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,814 And that's where you come in. 340 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,983 Maybe you will find their spark 341 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,851 in the Hall of Everything, 342 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:16,189 where literally anything on Earth could inspire. 343 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,392 Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You, 344 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:24,364 featuring a selection of moments from your own inspiring life. 345 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,932 And just what is this spark? 346 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,268 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 347 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,739 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 348 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:33,840 (CHUCKLES) 349 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,943 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 350 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,130 I know you're all excited to get to work, 351 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,549 so good luck finding the spark. 352 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,851 -(APPLAUSE) -Find the spark. 353 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,253 Wow, that was informative. 354 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,557 Now, it's time for my favorite part of the program, 355 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:54,127 matching you mentors with your soul mates. 356 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,630 Our first mentor is Maria Martinez. 357 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,466 -(APPLAUSE) -Maria, come on down. 358 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,601 Maria was a rare disease specialist 359 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,700 from the University of Mexico. 360 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,773 I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS) 361 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,808 She'll be matched with one of my favorites, 362 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:13,646 soul number 108,210,121,415. 363 00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:16,716 -(APPLAUSE) -Congratulations! Off you go. 364 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,953 Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson. 365 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,588 (APPLAUSE) 366 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,925 Dr. Börgensson is a world-renowned child psychologist 367 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,661 who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize. 368 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:32,265 I see pain, death, destruction. 369 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,668 -How about now? -A pretty butterfly. 370 00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:35,769 (ALL GASP) 371 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,939 Dr. Börgensson will be matched with soul number 22. 372 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,810 Oh, we're gonna get into this now. Excuse me. 373 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,814 22, you come out of this dimension right now. 374 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,282 22: (GRUNTS) How many times do I have to tell you? 375 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,483 -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) -I don't wanna go to Earth. 376 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,118 -Stop fighting this, 22. -22: I don't wanna. 377 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:53,253 COUNSELOR JERRY B: You will go to Earth 378 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,320 -and have a life. -22: Make me! 379 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:57,390 22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time 380 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,959 and has had such notable mentors as Gandhi, 381 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,280 Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa. 382 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,830 (LAUGHS) I made her cry. 383 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,980 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that. 384 00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:06,166 22: Put me down. 385 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,101 We're truly glad to have you here, Dr. Börgensson. 386 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,969 -(GRUNTS) -(22 WHIMPERS) 387 00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:13,740 It is an honor having you prepare 22 for Earth. 388 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,142 I'm gonna make you wish you never died. 389 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:18,345 Most people wish that, 22. 390 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,314 -(22 CHUCKLES) -Off you go. Bye! 391 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,550 (JOE GRUNTS) 392 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,652 (MUSIC PLAYING) 393 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,587 Where are we? 394 00:21:28,188 --> 00:21:29,289 BJORN: That's great progress. 395 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:32,580 You should be very proud. Step by step. 396 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,327 In celebration of Dr. Börgensson's body of work, 397 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,329 we are pleased to present him this honorary... 398 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,997 BJORN: These past few weeks, I have seen such growth. 399 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,432 So many people I'd like to thank, of course. 400 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,534 Okay, look, I'm sure your life was amazing 401 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,300 and you did amazing things, 402 00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:44,137 but here's what we're gonna do. 403 00:21:44,204 --> 00:21:45,839 We're gonna stand here in silence for a little bit, 404 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,440 then we go back out, you say you tried, 405 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,760 I go back to not living my non-life and you go to the Great Beyond. 406 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,711 -No, look. -Talk all you want, Bjorn. 407 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,213 It's not gonna work, anyway. 408 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,615 I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me. 409 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,783 Mother Teresa... 410 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,886 I have compassion for every soul. 411 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,554 Except you. I don't like you. 412 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:02,622 Copernicus... 413 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,191 The world doesn't revolve around you, 22. 414 00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:06,259 Muhammad Ali... 415 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,862 You are the greatest pain in the butt. 416 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,300 Marie Antoinette... 417 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,320 Nobody can help you! Nobody! 418 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:13,400 Thanks, but no thanks, Doc. 419 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,235 I already know everything about Earth, 420 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,369 and it's not worth the trouble. 421 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,471 Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass? 422 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,640 (SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here. 423 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:21,808 I have my routine. 424 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,777 I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles, 425 00:22:23,877 --> 00:22:25,450 and then, like, once a week, 426 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,913 they make me come to one of these You Seminars. 427 00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:28,415 It's not great, but I know what to expect. 428 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,917 Look, kid, I'm not... Can I just be honest with you? 429 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:33,860 I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein 430 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,788 or whatever his name is. I'm not even a mentor. 431 00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:36,289 Not a mentor? 432 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,559 Ah... (LAUGHING) 433 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,361 Reverse psychology. 434 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:44,970 You really are a good shrink, Doctor. 435 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,432 Carl Jung already tried that. 436 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,301 Stop talking! My unconscious mind hates you! 437 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,103 (GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY) Is there any way 438 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,771 to show a different life in this place? 439 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,615 (MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 440 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:06,686 Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson? 441 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,289 It's my life. 442 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,691 Um, excuse me, what's going on here? 443 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,600 Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne? 444 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,764 Man, who curated this exhibit? 445 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,265 (CHUCKLES) You did. 446 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,768 (RAPPING ON TV) ♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems 447 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:24,437 JOE: Oh, my goodness. It's Cedric's rap group. No! 448 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,539 ♪ Now everybody bow down To the Kings of Queens ♪ 449 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:29,309 No, don't look at that stuff. Let's look over here. 450 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,878 YOUNG JOE: Dad, I don't wanna go. 451 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,179 I don't like jazz. 452 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,248 Black improvisational music. 453 00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:37,584 It's one of our great contributions to American culture. 454 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,586 At least give it a chance, Joey. 455 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,654 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 456 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,290 This is where it all started. 457 00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:47,360 This is the moment where I fell in love with jazz. 458 00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:49,996 Listen to that. 459 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,599 See, the tune is just an excuse to bring out the you. 460 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,669 And that's why I became a jazz musician. 461 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,272 WOMAN: It's not what we're looking for. 462 00:23:59,339 --> 00:24:02,142 Wait a minute, that's not how I remember it going down. 463 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,477 Come back when you have something. 464 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,846 -Sorry, Joe. -Sorry, Joe. 465 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,381 MAN: We're looking for something different. 466 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,316 Two, three, four. 467 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:12,385 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 468 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,660 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 469 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,939 My life was meaningless. 470 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,410 (EKG BEEPING) 471 00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:43,249 No, no, no. 472 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:44,584 No, I will not accept this. 473 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:47,721 Kid, give me that badge. I'm goin' back to my body. 474 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:50,357 Oh, yeah, sure. Here. 475 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,402 Unless it becomes an Earth Pass, I'm stuck with it. 476 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:03,770 (JOE SIGHS) 477 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:07,730 Well, what if I help you turn it into an Earth Pass? 478 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,141 Will you give it to me then? 479 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,244 Wait... 480 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:15,248 I've never thought of that. I'd get to skip life. 481 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:16,783 So, yes! 482 00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:19,219 But we gotta get this thing to change first, 483 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,154 and I've never been able to get it to change. 484 00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:23,456 Come on. I know all about sparks. 485 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,358 Because mine is piano. 486 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:27,560 (PLAYING TRILLING NOTES) 487 00:25:36,436 --> 00:25:39,472 -Really? Nothin' at all? -22: Eh. 488 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:43,843 Oh, no, not jazz, just music. I don't like music sounds. 489 00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:45,812 It feels like a little too much. 490 00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:47,647 (SIGHS) 491 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,315 Well, I'm not going out like this. 492 00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:52,850 Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything? 493 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:53,720 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 494 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:56,423 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back. 495 00:25:56,489 --> 00:25:57,724 22: Don't get ahead of yourself, pal. 496 00:25:57,791 --> 00:25:59,959 By the way, why do you sound like a middle-aged white lady? 497 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,270 I don't. 498 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:02,262 -This is all an illusion. -Huh? 499 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:03,797 This whole place is a hypothetical. 500 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,320 (IN MALE VOICE) I could sound like this if I wanted to. 501 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:07,567 (IN KID'S VOICE) Or sound like this instead. 502 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:08,868 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I could even sound like you. 503 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,170 (IN JOE'S VOICE) Life is so unfair. 504 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:13,606 I don't wanna die. Somebody call the wambulance. Wah! 505 00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:16,509 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I just use this voice because it annoys people. 506 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:17,777 It's very effective. 507 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:20,780 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING AND CHEERING) 508 00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:24,184 -(JOE GASPS) -Don't worry, they're fine. 509 00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:25,752 (ALL GIGGLING) 510 00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:27,320 You can't crush a soul here. 511 00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:29,550 That's what life on Earth is for. 512 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:30,457 JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty. 513 00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:34,694 Okay. Here we are. 514 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:37,197 This is the Hall of Everything. 515 00:26:37,297 --> 00:26:38,498 JOE: Whoa! 516 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:43,336 (CAMERA CLICKS) 517 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,900 Yes! 518 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,349 -Whoa. -Congratulations! 519 00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:57,417 So, where do you want to start? 520 00:26:57,517 --> 00:26:58,551 Come on. 521 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:02,856 Croissants, cakes. Baking could be your spark. 522 00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:05,258 Yeah! But, um, I don't get it. 523 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:07,327 -Just smell it. -Can't, and neither can you. 524 00:27:07,394 --> 00:27:08,428 What? 525 00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:10,430 You're right. I can't smell. 526 00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:12,665 We can't... We can't taste, either? 527 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,434 All that stuff is in your body. 528 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:18,805 -No smell, no taste. -Or touch. See? 529 00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:24,744 Okay, I get it. Moving on. 530 00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:26,646 Isn't this exciting? 531 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,548 The fire is so pretty. 532 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,500 I kinda wanna let it spread. 533 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:31,117 Nope. 534 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,253 Hands are hard. 535 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:34,921 How about a librarian? They're cool. 536 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:36,222 Yes, amazing. 537 00:27:36,289 --> 00:27:37,757 Who wouldn't like working at a thankless job 538 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,260 you're always in danger of losing due to budget cuts? 539 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,228 Though I do like the idea of randomly shushing people. 540 00:27:42,295 --> 00:27:43,430 -Look, obviously this... -Shh! 541 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:44,698 Oh, yeah, that's good. 542 00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:46,433 Meh. 543 00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:48,435 Meh. 544 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:50,136 Meh. 545 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:54,941 -Meh. -(JOE SIGHING) 546 00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:59,479 JOE: Well, I think that's everything. 547 00:27:59,579 --> 00:28:01,548 -22: Sorry. -You told me you'd try. 548 00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:03,717 I did. I'm telling the truth. 549 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,585 If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar. 550 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:07,153 Unlike Abraham Lincoln. 551 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:09,322 You're really okay being on a penny? 552 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:11,124 Well, of course. It's an honor. 553 00:28:11,224 --> 00:28:13,593 Okay, but they put Andrew Jackson on the 20. 554 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:14,761 Jackson! 555 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,796 What can I say, Joe? Earth is boring. 556 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:17,964 Well, what else can we do, then? 557 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,132 Because we're running out of time. 558 00:28:19,232 --> 00:28:21,340 Yeah, you know, time's not really a thing here. 559 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,702 -(ELECTRONIC CHIMES) -COUNSELOR JERRY B: Time's up! 560 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:24,904 Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad. 561 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,573 22 here can be a bit of a challenge. 562 00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:28,341 Even though I can't feel it, please don't touch me. 563 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:30,110 So, let's get you to the Great Beyond. 564 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:32,412 (JOE GASPS) 565 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:35,915 Um, wait. We forgot to try breakdancer. 566 00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:37,884 Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing. 567 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:40,860 Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills. 568 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:41,921 Settling my disputes with dance. 569 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:44,324 Can we have one more minute to go back and try breakdancer? 570 00:28:44,424 --> 00:28:45,592 Please, Jerry? 571 00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:46,726 You look really good today, Jerry. 572 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:50,163 Oh, okay. I've never seen 22 this enthused. 573 00:28:50,663 --> 00:28:52,532 Good for you, Dr. Börgensson. 574 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:55,769 22: Run. 575 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,720 In here. 576 00:29:08,515 --> 00:29:09,516 22: Here it is. 577 00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:11,518 Where does it lead? 578 00:29:11,618 --> 00:29:12,719 Hey, you ask too many questions. 579 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:14,200 How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay? 580 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,256 -And we're going there why? -'Cause I know a guy there. 581 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:17,691 A guy who can help. A guy like you. 582 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:20,393 Like me? As in, alive? 583 00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:23,296 Wait, are you actually helping me? 584 00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:25,398 Joe, I have been here for who knows how long, 585 00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:27,967 and I've never seen anything that's made me want to live. 586 00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:31,938 And then, you come along. Your life is sad and pathetic. 587 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,507 And you're working so hard to get back to it. 588 00:29:34,574 --> 00:29:36,976 Why? I mean, this I gotta see. 589 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:38,411 Okay, let's go. 590 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:44,884 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 591 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,655 What is this place? 592 00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:50,957 You know how when you humans are really into something 593 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,193 and it feels like you're in another place? 594 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,495 Feels like you're in the zone, right? 595 00:29:55,562 --> 00:29:57,364 -JOE: Yeah. -Well, this is the zone. 596 00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:59,599 It's the space between the physical and spiritual. 597 00:29:59,699 --> 00:30:03,690 Wait a minute. I was here. Today, doing my audition. 598 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:06,206 This must be where musicians come when they get into a flow. 599 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:08,608 Not just musicians. Watch this. 600 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:12,212 O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou... 601 00:30:12,612 --> 00:30:13,613 Line! 602 00:30:14,414 --> 00:30:15,982 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 603 00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:17,417 Oops. 604 00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:18,518 Check this out. 605 00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:20,920 I have been messing with this team for decades. 606 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,591 ANNOUNCER: And the Knicks lose another one. 607 00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:27,930 All right. All right. Where's this guy you know? 608 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,194 I gotta get back to my gig. 609 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:30,597 -Okay. I mean, he's usually down here. -What the... 610 00:30:30,697 --> 00:30:31,698 CREATURE: (IN DEEP VOICE) Make a trade. 611 00:30:31,765 --> 00:30:34,670 Make a trade. Make a trade. 612 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,201 -What is that? -Shh! 613 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,737 -(JOE YELPS) -Make a trade. Make a trade. 614 00:30:37,804 --> 00:30:38,805 22: Run! 615 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,473 CREATURE: Make a trade, make a trade, make a trade! 616 00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:43,376 (JOE WHIMPERING) 617 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,880 (CREATURE GRUNTING) 618 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,349 (BELL CLANGS) 619 00:30:50,383 --> 00:30:52,452 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 620 00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:01,928 Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers. 621 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,763 Good to see you again, 22. 622 00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:05,932 Moonwind, how are ya? 623 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,667 On the brink of madness, thanks for asking. 624 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:08,835 Hey, got a request for you. 625 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,371 Uh, yeah. I'm trying to get back to my body. 626 00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:12,572 Can you help me? 627 00:31:12,639 --> 00:31:14,140 That's what we do. 628 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,142 We are the mystics without borders. 629 00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:19,212 Devoted to helping the lost souls of Earth find their way. 630 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:21,114 I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service. 631 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:23,450 That's Windstar Dreamermoon, Dancerstar Windmoon, 632 00:31:23,516 --> 00:31:24,851 and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer. 633 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,152 These weirdos are going to help me get back? 634 00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:27,253 Just wait. 635 00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:29,989 DANCERSTAR: Let's get this lost soul back home. 636 00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:32,625 CREATURE: Make a trade. 637 00:31:32,692 --> 00:31:34,627 Make a trade. Make a trade. 638 00:31:34,694 --> 00:31:35,695 Poor fellow. 639 00:31:36,129 --> 00:31:39,990 MOONWIND: Some people just can't let go of their own anxieties and obsessions, 640 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:41,301 leaving them lost and disconnected from life. 641 00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:43,236 -(PLAYING FOLK MUSIC) -And this is the result. 642 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,105 CREATURE: Make a trade. Make a trade. 643 00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:46,940 Make a trade. Make a trade. 644 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:48,875 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Make a trade? 645 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:50,710 Looks like another hedge fund manager. 646 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:54,514 Now, to reconnect to your earthly body. 647 00:31:58,451 --> 00:32:00,720 HEDGE FUND MANAGER: Whoa. That's me. 648 00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:02,155 Thank you. 649 00:32:06,893 --> 00:32:08,995 What am I doing with my life? 650 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,300 I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves! 651 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:16,503 (LAUGHS) It's beautiful! 652 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,805 Whoa. He got back just like that? 653 00:32:18,872 --> 00:32:21,474 So this is all I had to do to get back to my body? 654 00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:26,120 -(GASPS) -Egads, man! 655 00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:28,140 Joe, are you dead? 656 00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:30,483 No, no. Well, not yet. 657 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:31,551 Can you help me get back? 658 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:35,455 We've never connected an untethered soul back to its body before. 659 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:39,192 But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot... 660 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:40,360 Yes! All aboard! 661 00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:42,495 Anchors away! 662 00:32:42,562 --> 00:32:43,563 (BELL CLANGS) 663 00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:45,665 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 664 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:54,641 So if your souls are here, where are your bodies? 665 00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:56,309 Well, on Earth, of course. 666 00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:58,111 My body is in a trance in Palawan. 667 00:32:58,211 --> 00:33:00,547 I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet. 668 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:03,830 I'm a shamanic healer meditating in Berkeley, California. 669 00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:05,952 Mm-hmm. And let me guess, you're drumming, chanting, and meditating? 670 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,587 Yes. Something like that. 671 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:09,522 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 672 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:13,693 I'm in New York City, on the corner of 14th and 7th. 673 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,595 Oh, yeah, that's right up from Tony Tony Tonios. 674 00:33:15,762 --> 00:33:17,970 Yes, precisely. 675 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:19,499 And what about you? I thought you hated Earth. 676 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:20,867 Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body. 677 00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:22,535 So I can go wherever I want. 678 00:33:22,702 --> 00:33:24,137 I'm a nobody, get it? 679 00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:27,874 We mystics meet in this glorious landscape every Tuesday. 680 00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:30,430 (CREATURES GRUMBLING) 681 00:33:33,713 --> 00:33:35,982 So many of them. Sad. 682 00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:38,685 You know, lost souls are not that different 683 00:33:38,752 --> 00:33:39,986 from those in the zone. 684 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:42,255 -What? -The zone is enjoyable, 685 00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:46,526 but when that joy becomes an obsession, one becomes disconnected from life. 686 00:33:46,593 --> 00:33:47,594 SOUL: (DISTORTED) Gotta find it. 687 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:49,596 Gotta find it. Gotta find it. 688 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:53,133 For a time, I was a lost soul myself. 689 00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:55,135 -Really? -Tetris. 690 00:33:55,235 --> 00:33:57,437 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 691 00:34:00,607 --> 00:34:01,741 MOONWIND: There you are. 692 00:34:01,808 --> 00:34:03,843 We'll have you back in no time. 693 00:34:07,981 --> 00:34:09,916 Now, since you don't have a connection to your body, 694 00:34:09,983 --> 00:34:14,154 you will have to tune back into your physical surroundings. 695 00:34:17,157 --> 00:34:18,258 Close your eyes. 696 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:21,327 Breathe into your crown chakra. 697 00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:23,563 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 698 00:34:24,564 --> 00:34:26,266 Do we really need all this? 699 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:28,268 -Yes! -(SIGHS) 700 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:31,604 Do you have a piano on board? I could focus with that. 701 00:34:31,671 --> 00:34:34,700 No pianos, Joe. You must focus. 702 00:34:34,307 --> 00:34:36,176 (WHISPERS) Imagine silence. 703 00:34:36,276 --> 00:34:37,744 Shh. 704 00:34:38,645 --> 00:34:42,816 Now, concentrate on where your body is. 705 00:34:42,982 --> 00:34:44,951 Listen for cues. 706 00:34:55,495 --> 00:34:56,830 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 707 00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:58,865 That's it. You're doing it. 708 00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:03,603 No peeking. Maintain your meditative state 709 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:04,704 or you'll break the connection. 710 00:35:05,238 --> 00:35:10,210 Now, see if you can smell and feel where your body is. 711 00:35:10,844 --> 00:35:14,180 -(EKG BEEPING) -I hear a heart monitor. 712 00:35:16,249 --> 00:35:19,486 I can smell hand sanitizer. 713 00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:22,188 MOONWIND: Yes. Yes! Good. 714 00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:24,491 JOE: I think I can feel my feet. 715 00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:26,860 Hmm. I feel fur. 716 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:28,962 WOMAN: Did you find a next of kin? 717 00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:31,231 JOE: (WEAKLY) I feel fur. 718 00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:32,365 Did you hear that? 719 00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:34,534 Oh, the therapy cat is working. 720 00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,337 Am I close? When can I jump in? 721 00:35:37,504 --> 00:35:38,872 Look! There I am. 722 00:35:39,406 --> 00:35:40,540 There I am. 723 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,642 -(BEEPING RAPIDLY) -His heart rate is increasing. 724 00:35:42,709 --> 00:35:43,710 I'll get the doctor. 725 00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:45,110 Mr. Mittens, you stay right there. 726 00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:46,346 -What are we waiting for? -No, Joe, don't rush this. 727 00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:48,281 -It's not the right time. -JOE: No, it's my time. 728 00:35:48,381 --> 00:35:49,549 22: Wait, not me! 729 00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:51,184 (JOE SCREAMING) 730 00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:55,655 (WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE) 731 00:35:55,722 --> 00:35:57,857 (JOE AND 22 SCREAMING) 732 00:36:04,364 --> 00:36:06,399 (EKG BEEPING STEADILY) 733 00:36:06,466 --> 00:36:09,736 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I did it. I did it! I'm back. 734 00:36:09,836 --> 00:36:11,371 (JOE LAUGHS) 735 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:12,472 What the... 736 00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:15,108 No. 737 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:18,712 No. No. No. 738 00:36:18,878 --> 00:36:20,213 I'm in the cat? 739 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:22,820 Wait a minute. If I'm in here, then who... 740 00:36:22,148 --> 00:36:24,217 22: (GROANS) What? JOE: You're in my body! 741 00:36:24,284 --> 00:36:26,419 -22: You're in the cat? -Wait, wait, that's my body. 742 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:29,255 -22: I'm in a body! No! -Why are you in my body? 743 00:36:29,456 --> 00:36:31,910 I don't wanna be a cat. I hate cats! 744 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,325 22: Oh, it's disgusting. 745 00:36:32,425 --> 00:36:34,940 That Moonwind guy, he messed this up. 746 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,297 Doc, you gotta help me. That's my body, but I'm trapped... 747 00:36:37,397 --> 00:36:39,232 (MEOWING) 748 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,335 Oh, no, they can't understand me. 749 00:36:42,435 --> 00:36:44,170 They think you're me. You gotta try. 750 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:46,706 (CLEARS THROAT) Miss Doctor, we have a problem. 751 00:36:46,773 --> 00:36:49,242 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I'm an unborn soul and I wanna stay at the You Seminar. 752 00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:51,144 Yes, well, that drug doesn't seem to be working at all. 753 00:36:51,244 --> 00:36:52,412 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) No, no, no, you don't understand. 754 00:36:52,479 --> 00:36:53,480 -I'm not Mr. Gardner. -JOE: Shh! 755 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,714 They're gonna think you're nuts. 756 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:55,882 I mean, that I'm nuts. 757 00:36:55,949 --> 00:36:57,500 Oh, how did this happen? 758 00:36:57,117 --> 00:36:59,419 I fell into your body because it doesn't have a soul. 759 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:01,121 Then why am I in a cat? 760 00:37:01,187 --> 00:37:02,655 I don't know! 761 00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:04,991 (MR. MITTENS MEOWS) 762 00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:07,360 Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner? 763 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,995 A next of kin or friend? 764 00:37:09,162 --> 00:37:11,970 -Tell her no. -Uh, no. 765 00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:12,432 Can you tell me what day it is? 766 00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:13,833 It's the worst day of my life. 767 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:15,368 I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth. 768 00:37:15,535 --> 00:37:17,303 Tell you what. We're going to keep you here 769 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,105 for observation. Just for a bit. 770 00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:21,341 Perhaps our therapy cat can go to his next appointment. 771 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:22,676 -(SNARLS) -(GASPS) Okay. Okay. 772 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:24,778 -You gotta talk to her. -(SIGHS) Okay. 773 00:37:24,844 --> 00:37:27,280 Miss Doctor, this body's soul is in this cat. 774 00:37:27,347 --> 00:37:28,348 Stop talking. 775 00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:29,716 So naturally, he wants to stay close. 776 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,180 Uh, keep the cat. Just get some rest. 777 00:37:32,118 --> 00:37:33,286 A lot of it. Okay? 778 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:35,488 I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes. 779 00:37:35,989 --> 00:37:37,290 Ten minutes? We gotta get outta here. 780 00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:40,260 No way! I am not moving! 781 00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:43,663 I can't believe I'm in a body on this hellish planet. 782 00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:45,699 I have bendy meat sticks. 783 00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:48,635 I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS) 784 00:37:48,702 --> 00:37:50,837 Hey! Focus! Listen to me. 785 00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:52,572 We gotta get out of here before they take me away. 786 00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:54,708 Take you away? You're gonna leave me? 787 00:37:54,874 --> 00:37:56,476 No way! That's my body you're in. 788 00:37:56,543 --> 00:37:57,844 Okay, do you think you can walk? 789 00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,145 I don't know! 790 00:37:59,212 --> 00:38:01,715 I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times. 791 00:38:01,881 --> 00:38:03,383 But will you try? 792 00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:09,189 Okay. Gotta find Moonwind, he can fix this. 793 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:12,125 I'm a cat. I can make this. 794 00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:16,429 (WHIMSICAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 795 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,660 Okay, come on, you're doing great. 796 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,435 -Keep going. Keep going. -(22 YELPS, GRUNTS) 797 00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:24,371 22: I'm just gonna rest here for a minute. 798 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:27,207 No, no, no, no. They'll be back any minute. Come on. 799 00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:29,420 Okay! (GRUNTS) 800 00:38:29,509 --> 00:38:31,911 -(WHIMPERS) -(SHOES SQUEAKING) 801 00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:35,582 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 802 00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:40,687 (GASPS) 803 00:38:40,754 --> 00:38:42,255 -In here! -(22 GRUNTS) 804 00:38:48,395 --> 00:38:49,929 22: Whoa. (GROANS) 805 00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:52,465 JOE: Okay, good. 806 00:38:53,633 --> 00:38:55,869 Now push the down button. 807 00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:59,105 -(22 GRUNTS) -Move your... Nope. Careful. 808 00:38:59,205 --> 00:39:00,373 Those fingers are my livelihood. 809 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,641 (22 GROANS) 810 00:39:03,610 --> 00:39:04,611 -(BUTTON CLICKS) -Ugh. 811 00:39:04,711 --> 00:39:06,479 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) -Now get in. 812 00:39:08,882 --> 00:39:10,116 22: Phew! 813 00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:13,353 22: Hmm. 814 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,622 (JOE GRUNTING AND GASPING) 815 00:39:15,722 --> 00:39:17,557 -22: Hmm. -(JOE SIGHS) 816 00:39:17,624 --> 00:39:19,920 Okay, what did Moonwind say? 817 00:39:19,192 --> 00:39:21,127 He said on the corner of 14th and 7th. 818 00:39:21,227 --> 00:39:23,263 Yeah, that's Chelsea. Near Jackson Square Park. 819 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:25,310 Exactly. Wait. How do you know all that? 820 00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:26,499 It's all in this stupid brain of yours. 821 00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:28,101 Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there. 822 00:39:28,201 --> 00:39:29,936 Oh, relax. There's not much here. 823 00:39:30,103 --> 00:39:31,571 Jazz, jazz, more jazz. 824 00:39:31,638 --> 00:39:33,273 Oh, and someone named Lisa. Who's that? 825 00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:34,407 Uh, never mind. 826 00:39:34,474 --> 00:39:35,775 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 827 00:39:45,385 --> 00:39:46,786 I, um... 828 00:39:46,853 --> 00:39:48,880 It's all happening too fast, you know. 829 00:39:48,154 --> 00:39:49,422 Let's just take a minute and, um... 830 00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:51,624 Come on, let's go. They could be here any second. 831 00:39:51,691 --> 00:39:52,992 (22 SIGHS) 832 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:54,461 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 833 00:39:56,162 --> 00:39:57,864 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 834 00:39:58,498 --> 00:40:00,667 (NOISY CHATTER) 835 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:01,835 (22 YELPS) 836 00:40:02,602 --> 00:40:04,871 JOE: Don't worry, it's okay. Just keep walking. 837 00:40:04,971 --> 00:40:06,106 (DRILL WHIRRING) 838 00:40:06,172 --> 00:40:07,841 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 839 00:40:07,941 --> 00:40:10,110 -(SIREN WAILING) -(TRUCK HORN BLARES) 840 00:40:10,176 --> 00:40:11,177 22: Aah! 841 00:40:11,277 --> 00:40:12,312 No, don't stop. What are you doing? 842 00:40:12,412 --> 00:40:13,413 This is New York City. 843 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,982 You don't stop in the middle of the street. Go, go, go. 844 00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:17,617 -(SCREAMS) -(JOE GROANS) 845 00:40:17,684 --> 00:40:19,886 -(22 GROANING) -(TIRES SCREECH) 846 00:40:20,286 --> 00:40:21,287 (GASPS) 847 00:40:21,354 --> 00:40:23,490 JOE: Oh, no. 22. 22! 848 00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:28,261 (PANTING) 22. Oh, no. Oh, no. 22. 22. 849 00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:30,130 22! 22! 850 00:40:35,902 --> 00:40:38,371 22, I didn't know I had claws, okay? 851 00:40:38,538 --> 00:40:40,540 Look, I'm sorry. But come on, let's go. 852 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,641 No way. 853 00:40:41,708 --> 00:40:44,611 I am staying right here until your stupid body dies. 854 00:40:44,744 --> 00:40:47,681 Which will happen any minute now because your stomach is earthquaking. 855 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,153 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 856 00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:03,296 Yeah, this place is worse than I thought. 857 00:41:03,363 --> 00:41:05,699 It's loud, and bright, and... 858 00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:07,867 (SNIFFS) Hmm. What is that in my nose? 859 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,636 -That's smell. -(INHALES DEEPLY) 860 00:41:09,703 --> 00:41:12,772 And if you think that's good, just imagine what it tastes like. 861 00:41:13,206 --> 00:41:15,208 Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH) 862 00:41:15,308 --> 00:41:16,343 Go on. 863 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:27,120 It's so good! (SCREAMS) 864 00:41:28,188 --> 00:41:29,422 It's, uh... 865 00:41:29,522 --> 00:41:31,224 It's not horrible. 866 00:41:31,391 --> 00:41:33,493 Good. You can eat on the way. Let's go. 867 00:41:34,694 --> 00:41:38,640 Or you just take a few minutes. Sure. 868 00:41:38,131 --> 00:41:40,266 (SMACKING) 869 00:41:40,767 --> 00:41:43,690 Hmm. Strange, I don't feel so angry anymore. 870 00:41:43,236 --> 00:41:45,805 That's great. Ready to find Moonwind? 871 00:41:46,706 --> 00:41:47,707 Maybe. 872 00:41:47,874 --> 00:41:50,377 I'm telling you, Joe, it's pronounced yee-row. 873 00:41:50,443 --> 00:41:52,912 JOE: Yeah, but in New York, we call them gyros. It's Greek. 874 00:41:52,979 --> 00:41:54,581 No, I got in a fight with Archimedes about this. 875 00:41:54,681 --> 00:41:55,682 He said it's... 876 00:41:55,749 --> 00:41:57,217 -Yee-row. -Yo-yo. 877 00:41:57,283 --> 00:41:58,518 -Yee-row. -YOLO. 878 00:41:58,585 --> 00:41:59,586 -Yee-row. -Sergio? 879 00:41:59,686 --> 00:42:00,687 Yee-row! 880 00:42:01,287 --> 00:42:02,455 I miss that guy. 881 00:42:02,622 --> 00:42:04,257 This is 14th and 7th. 882 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:07,360 That's gotta be him. 883 00:42:08,728 --> 00:42:10,230 (CAR HORN BEEPS) 884 00:42:10,296 --> 00:42:11,998 22: Moonwind, you gotta help me. 885 00:42:12,732 --> 00:42:13,800 (YELPS) 886 00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:16,703 Joe! You made it into your body. 887 00:42:16,836 --> 00:42:17,937 No, he didn't. 888 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,739 That is my body. 889 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:21,474 You're in a cat? 890 00:42:21,641 --> 00:42:22,809 That's marvelous! 891 00:42:22,909 --> 00:42:24,110 Hey, Moonwimp! 892 00:42:24,177 --> 00:42:26,279 That sign won't spin by itself, hear me? 893 00:42:26,446 --> 00:42:29,549 But, Marge, look! I put this man's soul in a cat. 894 00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:31,170 Who cares? And you! 895 00:42:31,184 --> 00:42:34,870 We only have room for one weirdo here, so, scram! 896 00:42:34,254 --> 00:42:35,422 Get back to work! 897 00:42:35,588 --> 00:42:36,990 No one understands my art. 898 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:38,910 Moonwind, listen, 899 00:42:38,158 --> 00:42:40,760 I gotta get out of here and back in there. 900 00:42:40,927 --> 00:42:41,928 Well, we'll have to perform 901 00:42:41,995 --> 00:42:43,863 an old-fashioned astral transmigration displacement. 902 00:42:43,963 --> 00:42:45,165 -A what? -It's simply a way 903 00:42:45,265 --> 00:42:46,666 to get your souls back where they belong. 904 00:42:46,766 --> 00:42:48,301 And it's a glorious ritual, indeed, 905 00:42:48,401 --> 00:42:51,137 full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos. 906 00:42:51,304 --> 00:42:54,474 I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00, so this needs to happen right now. 907 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:56,142 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. 908 00:42:56,309 --> 00:42:58,511 You must wait for another thin spot 909 00:42:58,611 --> 00:43:00,480 to open between Earth and the astral plane. 910 00:43:00,647 --> 00:43:01,815 And that won't occur 911 00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:04,351 until Orcus moves into the house of Gemini. 912 00:43:04,517 --> 00:43:05,518 When is that? 913 00:43:05,618 --> 00:43:07,287 Well, the government calls it 6:30. 914 00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:08,455 Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note. 915 00:43:08,521 --> 00:43:09,522 6:30? You serious? 916 00:43:09,622 --> 00:43:10,924 I'll gather all the necessary provisions... 917 00:43:10,990 --> 00:43:13,593 -I said, get out of here! Go! -(22 SCREAMS) 918 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:14,994 MOONWIND: See you at The Half Note at 6:30! 919 00:43:15,610 --> 00:43:16,229 I'll take care of everything! 920 00:43:16,329 --> 00:43:18,198 And stay away! 921 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:22,168 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 922 00:43:26,206 --> 00:43:28,208 TERRY: Sure are a lot of Garcias in here. 923 00:43:31,211 --> 00:43:33,380 You're out there somewhere, little soul, 924 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,648 and I'm gonna find ya. 925 00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:38,510 JOE: All right, this is the last snack. 926 00:43:38,151 --> 00:43:40,153 I can barely fit into my pants as it is. 927 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,880 6:30 is cutting it close. Too close. 928 00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:44,991 We gotta get back to my place and get you cleaned up and... 929 00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,360 Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS) 930 00:43:47,427 --> 00:43:49,729 We gotta hail a cab. Hold your hand out. 931 00:43:49,896 --> 00:43:51,264 Hold it up and out. 932 00:43:51,865 --> 00:43:54,701 Man, this would be hard even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown. 933 00:43:56,202 --> 00:43:57,203 (TIRES SCREECH) 934 00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:59,205 Go, go, go! Just run to that one. 935 00:44:03,176 --> 00:44:04,244 (GASPS) 936 00:44:05,345 --> 00:44:07,514 DOROTHEA: Is that Teach? 937 00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:09,215 -22: Mm, pepperoni. -(JOE GASPS) 938 00:44:09,282 --> 00:44:11,451 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 939 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:24,831 JOE: Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me. 940 00:44:24,898 --> 00:44:26,933 What am I gonna do? She's gonna think I'm crazy. 941 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,268 Maybe you should call her up 942 00:44:28,368 --> 00:44:30,700 and tell her that we're not crazy. 943 00:44:30,236 --> 00:44:33,440 I've only been a person for an hour, and even I know that's a bad idea. 944 00:44:34,274 --> 00:44:37,143 JOE: I just gotta get back in my body and really bring it tonight. 945 00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:39,946 How come this part is stinky but this part smells fine? 946 00:44:40,113 --> 00:44:42,482 Never mind. Just put those pants on. 947 00:44:42,682 --> 00:44:43,883 Sheesh, I can't believe I've been 948 00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:45,218 walking around in this city with no pants on. 949 00:44:45,285 --> 00:44:46,786 22: I don't even wanna be here, remember? 950 00:44:46,886 --> 00:44:48,321 I don't want you here either. I just... 951 00:44:48,421 --> 00:44:50,623 I just wanna get back to my body, 952 00:44:50,790 --> 00:44:53,927 then get back to the (YAWNS) club. 953 00:44:54,270 --> 00:44:55,562 -(SNORING) -What's the matter with you? 954 00:44:55,628 --> 00:44:58,598 (SLEEPILY) Uh... I don't know. It's the sun. It's just so... 955 00:44:58,698 --> 00:45:00,166 -(YAWNS) -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 956 00:45:00,266 --> 00:45:01,267 JOE: My phone! 957 00:45:01,334 --> 00:45:02,902 22: Um... Okay, your clothes are rumbling again. 958 00:45:02,969 --> 00:45:04,237 (JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 959 00:45:04,304 --> 00:45:06,439 Curley! Uh... No, no. 960 00:45:08,174 --> 00:45:09,476 (GRUNTING) 961 00:45:11,611 --> 00:45:12,645 Oops. 962 00:45:14,514 --> 00:45:16,249 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) -(GASPS) 963 00:45:17,183 --> 00:45:19,986 CURLEY: Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley. Um... (SIGHS) 964 00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:21,287 I hope you're doin' okay. 965 00:45:21,454 --> 00:45:25,158 Dorothea freaked out when she saw you, and she called this other guy, Robert. 966 00:45:25,325 --> 00:45:26,760 He's got the gig now. I'm sorry. 967 00:45:26,826 --> 00:45:28,328 -No, no, no. -(CURLEY SIGHS) 968 00:45:28,428 --> 00:45:29,429 CURLEY: Look, honestly, 969 00:45:29,496 --> 00:45:32,198 your class was the only reason I went to school at all. 970 00:45:32,365 --> 00:45:33,967 Like, I owe you a lot. 971 00:45:34,670 --> 00:45:35,168 So, here's the plan. 972 00:45:35,268 --> 00:45:36,803 Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit, 973 00:45:36,903 --> 00:45:38,505 and get to the club early. 974 00:45:38,672 --> 00:45:40,540 I'm gonna try and talk to her. 975 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:43,643 Just make sure you show up looking like a million bucks, all right? 976 00:45:44,177 --> 00:45:46,790 I hope I see you, man. All right. Peace. 977 00:45:46,146 --> 00:45:48,140 Oh! I can get the gig back, 22. 978 00:45:48,114 --> 00:45:49,382 I need your help. I have a suit. 979 00:45:49,716 --> 00:45:50,850 I'm gonna need you to try it on. 980 00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:51,951 22: No, no, no. 981 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:53,620 JOE: And then I can line my hair up a little bit, 982 00:45:53,687 --> 00:45:55,922 -and I can... -22: Nope. No way, no how. 983 00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:57,190 -22! -(KNOCK ON DOOR) 984 00:45:57,290 --> 00:45:58,291 (JOE GASPS) 985 00:46:00,794 --> 00:46:02,328 -GIRL: Mr. Gardner? -Ah! 986 00:46:02,395 --> 00:46:03,863 It's Connie. She's here for her lesson. 987 00:46:03,963 --> 00:46:05,665 -What do I do? -CONNIE: I can hear you! 988 00:46:05,832 --> 00:46:07,333 Just tell her that you can't do it today. 989 00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:09,102 22: Hi, Connie. 990 00:46:09,169 --> 00:46:10,270 Sorry, but Joe can't do it today. 991 00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:11,471 JOE: You're Joe! 22: I mean, me. 992 00:46:11,538 --> 00:46:12,706 Me can't do it today. 993 00:46:12,806 --> 00:46:14,407 JOE: Good. Now let's go check out that suit. 994 00:46:14,507 --> 00:46:16,576 CONNIE: I came to tell you that I quit. 995 00:46:16,743 --> 00:46:17,744 -22: Quit? -(JOE GROANS) 996 00:46:17,844 --> 00:46:19,813 We don't have time for this. The suit is in the closet. 997 00:46:19,879 --> 00:46:22,682 CONNIE: Band is a stupid waste of time. 998 00:46:22,849 --> 00:46:23,983 This kid is talking sense. 999 00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:25,151 JOE: What are you doing? 1000 00:46:27,987 --> 00:46:30,223 Here, I quit. I think jazz is pointless. 1001 00:46:30,323 --> 00:46:32,425 Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless. 1002 00:46:32,525 --> 00:46:33,526 JOE: Hey! 1003 00:46:33,593 --> 00:46:35,662 In fact, all of school is a waste of time. 1004 00:46:37,497 --> 00:46:40,133 Of course. Like my mentor, George Orwell, used to say, 1005 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,434 "State sponsored education 1006 00:46:41,534 --> 00:46:44,700 "is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket." 1007 00:46:44,170 --> 00:46:45,305 Yeah! 1008 00:46:45,438 --> 00:46:47,540 The ruling class's core curriculum stifles dissent. 1009 00:46:47,607 --> 00:46:48,975 It's the oldest trick in the book. 1010 00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:50,430 What are you talkin' about? 1011 00:46:50,143 --> 00:46:51,177 She doesn't care about any of that. 1012 00:46:51,244 --> 00:46:53,179 I've been saying that since the third grade. 1013 00:46:53,246 --> 00:46:55,181 You know, you seem really smart. 1014 00:46:55,348 --> 00:46:57,217 What is your position on pizza? 1015 00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:59,853 -Uh, I like it? -Me, too! 1016 00:46:59,919 --> 00:47:01,888 What are you doing? (GRUNTS) 1017 00:47:01,988 --> 00:47:03,523 I'd rather hang with Connie. 1018 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,725 What? Come back here! You open this... 1019 00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:07,560 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 1020 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,463 Um, I think your cat wants to get out. 1021 00:47:10,563 --> 00:47:11,865 Ugh, he thinks he knows everything. 1022 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,800 JOE: 22! Don't you walk away from me. 1023 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:14,901 Come here right now. 1024 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:16,870 I'm gonna go in and I'mma scratch up the sofa. 1025 00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:18,271 Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa. 1026 00:47:18,438 --> 00:47:20,600 You really got things figured out, Connie. 1027 00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:23,176 I'd better give this back. It belongs to the school. 1028 00:47:23,243 --> 00:47:24,277 Sure. 1029 00:47:24,377 --> 00:47:25,779 You know, I really am glad there's someone else 1030 00:47:25,879 --> 00:47:27,414 who sees how ridiculous this place is. 1031 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,820 You're right to quit. I learned about quitting... 1032 00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,283 You know what, Mr. G? 1033 00:47:30,383 --> 00:47:32,180 I was practicing this one thing yesterday 1034 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,655 and maybe you can listen to it and tell me to quit after, okay? 1035 00:47:36,790 --> 00:47:38,825 (PLAYING TUNE) 1036 00:47:38,925 --> 00:47:40,727 Uh, okay. 1037 00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:48,601 (PLAYING IMPROVISED JAZZ TUNE) 1038 00:48:02,749 --> 00:48:03,750 (THUD) 1039 00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:14,394 -(EXHALES DEEPLY) -Wow. You really love this. 1040 00:48:15,228 --> 00:48:16,429 Yeah. 1041 00:48:17,230 --> 00:48:20,660 So, maybe I'd better stick with it? 1042 00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:21,634 Yeah. 1043 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,236 CONNIE: Bye, Mr. G. 1044 00:48:23,303 --> 00:48:24,704 See you next week! 1045 00:48:24,871 --> 00:48:26,272 JOE: 22! 1046 00:48:27,307 --> 00:48:29,776 -(JOE GRUNTS) -So, Connie came here to quit, 1047 00:48:29,843 --> 00:48:30,844 but then she didn't. 1048 00:48:30,944 --> 00:48:32,345 22, forget about that. Listen. 1049 00:48:32,445 --> 00:48:34,447 I need to know this, Joe. Why didn't she quit? 1050 00:48:34,614 --> 00:48:35,682 Because she loves to play. 1051 00:48:35,782 --> 00:48:39,285 She might say she hates everything, but trombone is her thing. 1052 00:48:39,452 --> 00:48:40,620 She's good at it. 1053 00:48:40,687 --> 00:48:43,230 Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know. 1054 00:48:43,189 --> 00:48:46,726 Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back, I need your help. 1055 00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:48,428 Okay. 1056 00:48:48,795 --> 00:48:49,796 Really? 1057 00:48:49,863 --> 00:48:52,899 I'll help you, but I wanna try a few things. 1058 00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:54,134 'Cause I don't know, 1059 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,470 some of it's not as boring as it is at the You Seminar, 1060 00:48:57,637 --> 00:48:59,539 and if Connie can find something she loves here, 1061 00:48:59,639 --> 00:49:00,974 maybe I can, too. 1062 00:49:01,410 --> 00:49:03,543 -Great! -So, what do we do first? 1063 00:49:05,612 --> 00:49:06,846 (22 SCREAMING) 1064 00:49:06,913 --> 00:49:08,515 -22: This water hurts! -It's okay. 1065 00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:10,216 You just have to turn the other knob. 1066 00:49:10,316 --> 00:49:11,384 22: Oh, okay, that's better. 1067 00:49:11,484 --> 00:49:12,652 And I wouldn't be mad 1068 00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,821 if you put a little lotion on me when you're done. 1069 00:49:15,155 --> 00:49:16,523 (LIQUID SQUIRTING) 1070 00:49:16,623 --> 00:49:17,924 (MUFFLED RATTLING) 1071 00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:21,394 22: I washed your butt for you. 1072 00:49:22,662 --> 00:49:24,531 Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy! 1073 00:49:26,866 --> 00:49:28,768 (GRUNTS, YELPS) 1074 00:49:28,868 --> 00:49:29,869 (THUD) 1075 00:49:30,537 --> 00:49:32,706 You five will be insecure. 1076 00:49:32,872 --> 00:49:35,508 And you 12 will be self-absorbed. 1077 00:49:35,675 --> 00:49:38,178 We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion. 1078 00:49:38,345 --> 00:49:39,346 TERRY: Found him! 1079 00:49:39,412 --> 00:49:40,413 See that, everybody? 1080 00:49:40,513 --> 00:49:41,848 Who figured out why the count's off? 1081 00:49:41,915 --> 00:49:42,916 That's right, Terry did. 1082 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,500 It's Terrytime. 1083 00:49:44,217 --> 00:49:46,486 -Wow. Nice work. -Well, who is it? 1084 00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:48,540 Right. (CLEARS THROAT) 1085 00:49:48,121 --> 00:49:50,924 Uh... Joe Gardner is his name. 1086 00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:53,260 Looks like he's back down on Earth. 1087 00:49:53,930 --> 00:49:54,940 That's not good. 1088 00:49:54,194 --> 00:49:55,695 That... That's the mentor we set up with 22. 1089 00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:58,131 All right, all right. Easy on the hysterics. 1090 00:49:58,331 --> 00:50:01,101 Terry's got this under control. I'll handle it. 1091 00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:02,202 How? 1092 00:50:02,268 --> 00:50:03,269 I'll go down there and get him. 1093 00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:04,704 Set the count right, lickety-split. 1094 00:50:04,771 --> 00:50:06,740 Okay, whoa. Are you sure that's a good idea? 1095 00:50:06,806 --> 00:50:09,750 Look, you all are the ones who beefed it. 1096 00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:10,710 I'm trying to un-beef it. 1097 00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:12,712 But you cannot be seen. 1098 00:50:12,879 --> 00:50:14,800 By anyone. 1099 00:50:14,147 --> 00:50:17,250 Don't worry. I'll make sure no one else sees me. 1100 00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:20,387 I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja. 1101 00:50:20,553 --> 00:50:22,889 Please, just do it quickly and quietly. 1102 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,959 And also quickly. And quietly as well. 1103 00:50:29,562 --> 00:50:32,565 This won't be a disaster, that's for sure. 1104 00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:37,103 Mm. Trusty old brown suit. Still a perfect fit. 1105 00:50:37,270 --> 00:50:39,272 It's a little tight in the back-here part. 1106 00:50:39,439 --> 00:50:41,241 JOE: It'll loosen. Sit down. 1107 00:50:42,642 --> 00:50:43,643 I'm a cat. 1108 00:50:44,944 --> 00:50:45,979 I'll do it. 1109 00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:47,180 You couldn't call an elevator, remember? 1110 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,483 No way. I just need to line me up. Now be still. 1111 00:50:51,451 --> 00:50:53,190 (WHIRRING) 1112 00:50:53,319 --> 00:50:55,588 Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw. 1113 00:50:55,755 --> 00:50:57,924 -Don't move. -I'm not moving. You're moving. 1114 00:50:58,992 --> 00:51:00,994 (CONTINUES WHIRRING) 1115 00:51:03,463 --> 00:51:04,798 -(JOE WHIMPERS) -(22 YELPS) 1116 00:51:06,566 --> 00:51:07,867 (GASPS) Oh, no! 1117 00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:09,102 Don't worry, I'm okay. 1118 00:51:09,169 --> 00:51:12,380 Oh, no, no, no! My hair! My hair is not okay! 1119 00:51:12,138 --> 00:51:13,473 This is a disaster! 1120 00:51:13,873 --> 00:51:15,642 (GASPS) We gotta fix this. Right now. 1121 00:51:15,809 --> 00:51:18,440 -Okay. How? -We gotta go see Dez. 1122 00:51:18,211 --> 00:51:20,146 Great. Who's Dez? 1123 00:51:20,313 --> 00:51:21,648 MAN: Yo, Ian, man, how you get 1124 00:51:21,748 --> 00:51:23,183 that big peanut head? What happened to you? 1125 00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:26,219 IAN: Man, shut up, man. You know I'm sensitive about that. 1126 00:51:26,386 --> 00:51:27,787 JOE: Dez is the guy in the back. 1127 00:51:27,854 --> 00:51:28,922 He can fix this. 1128 00:51:29,550 --> 00:51:30,390 Talk about havin' a spark. 1129 00:51:30,490 --> 00:51:32,250 This guy was born to be a barber. 1130 00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:34,828 But I can't pass for you in front of all your friends. 1131 00:51:34,994 --> 00:51:36,529 Dez is the only one that I talk to. 1132 00:51:36,629 --> 00:51:38,310 We usually talk about jazz, 1133 00:51:38,198 --> 00:51:41,000 but this time, just sit there, get the cut, and get out. 1134 00:51:41,670 --> 00:51:43,236 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1135 00:51:44,671 --> 00:51:46,539 Hey, Joe. What are you doing here on a weekday? 1136 00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:48,775 You didn't call for an appointment, man. It's gonna be a while. 1137 00:51:49,142 --> 00:51:51,678 Ah, I was afraid of this. Go ahead and sit down. 1138 00:51:52,145 --> 00:51:53,713 -(ALL EXCLAIM) -Oh, my Lord. 1139 00:51:53,813 --> 00:51:55,148 You gotta wait, son. This is an emergency. 1140 00:51:55,315 --> 00:51:56,616 What? That ain't cool, Dez. 1141 00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:58,510 You could always let Harold cut your hair. 1142 00:51:58,151 --> 00:51:59,519 His chair's wide open. 1143 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,621 Nah. I can wait. 1144 00:52:01,788 --> 00:52:03,957 Joe, get your butt in this chair now. 1145 00:52:06,726 --> 00:52:08,261 Should I even ask you how this happened? 1146 00:52:08,428 --> 00:52:10,196 -The cat did it. -Stop sounding insane. 1147 00:52:10,363 --> 00:52:12,332 I mean, um, I was distracted 1148 00:52:12,399 --> 00:52:14,167 getting ready to play with Dorothea Williams tonight. 1149 00:52:14,334 --> 00:52:16,803 Dorothea Williams? That's big time, Joe. 1150 00:52:16,870 --> 00:52:18,738 Congratulations! 1151 00:52:18,905 --> 00:52:20,740 Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez. 1152 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,430 You know he Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar. 1153 00:52:23,109 --> 00:52:24,344 (SIGHS) This guy. 1154 00:52:24,411 --> 00:52:26,279 Joe, ignore him. Now let's fix you up. 1155 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,881 You keeping that cat on your lap? 1156 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,249 Is it okay that I do that? 1157 00:52:29,416 --> 00:52:31,518 Suit yourself. You're the boss. 1158 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,386 -I am? -When you're in this chair, 1159 00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:34,554 yeah, you are. 1160 00:52:34,754 --> 00:52:36,589 So can I have one of those? 1161 00:52:37,891 --> 00:52:39,392 Uh... Sure, Joe. 1162 00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:43,396 (CHUCKLES) Cool. 1163 00:52:45,432 --> 00:52:47,567 Mmm. I like being in the chair. 1164 00:52:47,734 --> 00:52:49,350 Hey, get your head in the game. 1165 00:52:49,102 --> 00:52:50,203 -(WHIRRING) -(YELPS) Little chainsaw. 1166 00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:51,771 You need to settle down. If you keep this... 1167 00:52:51,871 --> 00:52:53,673 (MEOWING) 1168 00:52:54,307 --> 00:52:55,875 Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff, 1169 00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:57,444 but if this cat don't chill, 1170 00:52:57,544 --> 00:52:58,912 we're gonna have to put it outside. 1171 00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:01,470 Well, what's it gonna be, kitty? 1172 00:53:01,581 --> 00:53:02,782 Meow. 1173 00:53:02,949 --> 00:53:04,584 Sometimes, change is good. 1174 00:53:04,684 --> 00:53:06,853 You have been rocking that same style for a while. 1175 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,900 Well, Dez, for hundreds of years, I've had no style at all. 1176 00:53:10,256 --> 00:53:12,625 -PAUL: You can say that again. -(ALL LAUGH) 1177 00:53:13,593 --> 00:53:15,950 Mmm. But then my life changed. 1178 00:53:15,261 --> 00:53:16,296 Oh, yeah? What happened? 1179 00:53:16,463 --> 00:53:18,498 I was existing as a theoretical construct 1180 00:53:18,598 --> 00:53:19,966 in a hypothetical way station 1181 00:53:20,133 --> 00:53:21,167 between life and death. 1182 00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:22,335 I heard that. 1183 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,638 22: And by the time I got to mentor number 266, 1184 00:53:25,805 --> 00:53:28,808 I was seriously asking, like, what is all the fuss about? 1185 00:53:28,975 --> 00:53:32,780 Like, is all this living really worth dying for? 1186 00:53:32,145 --> 00:53:33,780 -(ALL MURMUR AGREEINGLY) -You know what I mean? 1187 00:53:34,981 --> 00:53:38,284 I never knew you had such an interesting education, Joe. 1188 00:53:38,451 --> 00:53:40,286 I just thought you went to music school. 1189 00:53:40,453 --> 00:53:43,256 22: (MUFFLED) And another thing, they say you're born to do something, 1190 00:53:43,423 --> 00:53:44,958 but how do you figure out what that thing is? 1191 00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:47,600 I mean, what if you pick up the wrong thing? 1192 00:53:47,127 --> 00:53:48,461 Or somebody else's thing, you know? 1193 00:53:48,628 --> 00:53:50,330 -Then you're stuck. -Been there before. 1194 00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:51,898 I'll take one of those. 1195 00:53:52,650 --> 00:53:53,533 I wouldn't call myself stuck, 1196 00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:55,602 but I never planned on cuttin' heads for a livin'. 1197 00:53:55,769 --> 00:53:58,505 Wait, but you were born to be a barber, weren't you? 1198 00:53:58,672 --> 00:54:00,600 I wanted to be a veterinarian. 1199 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,609 22: So, why didn't you do that? 1200 00:54:02,809 --> 00:54:04,911 I was plannin' to when I got out of the Navy. 1201 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:06,913 Then my daughter got sick, 1202 00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:08,448 (CHUCKLES) and barber school is a lot cheaper 1203 00:54:08,515 --> 00:54:09,516 than veterinarian school. 1204 00:54:09,616 --> 00:54:10,650 22: Well, that's too bad. 1205 00:54:10,717 --> 00:54:12,552 You're stuck as a barber and now you're unhappy. 1206 00:54:12,652 --> 00:54:14,454 Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe. 1207 00:54:14,521 --> 00:54:15,855 I'm happy as a clam, my man. 1208 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:18,992 Not everyone can be Charles Drew inventing blood transfusions. 1209 00:54:19,159 --> 00:54:21,294 22: Or me, playing piano with Dorothea Williams. 1210 00:54:21,361 --> 00:54:22,362 -I know. -(DOOR OPENS) 1211 00:54:22,462 --> 00:54:23,997 (LAUGHS) You are not all that. 1212 00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:25,665 Anyone could play in a band if they wanted to. 1213 00:54:25,999 --> 00:54:27,330 Don't pay Paul any mind. 1214 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,169 People like him just bring other people down 1215 00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:31,370 so they can make themselves feel better. 1216 00:54:31,137 --> 00:54:32,706 Oh, I get it. 1217 00:54:32,872 --> 00:54:35,809 He's just criticizing me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams. 1218 00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:37,744 (ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH) 1219 00:54:37,844 --> 00:54:39,546 You cut deep, Joe. 1220 00:54:39,879 --> 00:54:42,882 I wonder why sitting in this chair makes me want to tell you things, Dez. 1221 00:54:43,490 --> 00:54:46,286 That's the magic of the chair. That's why I love this job. 1222 00:54:46,419 --> 00:54:48,688 I get to meet interesting folks like you, 1223 00:54:48,755 --> 00:54:51,891 make them happy, and make them handsome. 1224 00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:54,494 Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger? 1225 00:54:54,661 --> 00:54:56,730 I may not have invented blood transfusions, 1226 00:54:56,830 --> 00:55:00,333 but I am most definitely savin' lives. 1227 00:55:00,867 --> 00:55:03,603 I don't know about this crazy cat guy thing, man, 1228 00:55:03,770 --> 00:55:07,707 but it is nice to finally talk to you about something other than jazz, Joe. 1229 00:55:07,774 --> 00:55:10,877 Huh. How come we, um, never talked about your life before? 1230 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,412 You never asked. 1231 00:55:12,512 --> 00:55:13,980 But I'm glad you did this time. 1232 00:55:14,147 --> 00:55:16,149 MAN: Looking good, brother. WOMAN: Have a great show. 1233 00:55:16,383 --> 00:55:18,918 (CHUCKLES) I grabbed a couple of road lollies. 1234 00:55:24,324 --> 00:55:26,359 WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2. 1235 00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,361 (BEEPING) 1236 00:55:29,796 --> 00:55:31,970 TERRY: Mm. 1237 00:55:32,399 --> 00:55:33,400 (SNIFFS) 1238 00:55:33,466 --> 00:55:34,634 Mm-hmm. (GASPS) 1239 00:55:42,909 --> 00:55:43,910 Mm. 1240 00:55:48,548 --> 00:55:49,816 -(PIANO BLARES) -Oh. 1241 00:55:51,918 --> 00:55:54,220 Julia Child didn't succeed till she was 49. 1242 00:55:54,387 --> 00:55:56,289 Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop. 1243 00:55:56,456 --> 00:55:58,391 PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, man. 1244 00:55:58,558 --> 00:55:59,893 TERRY: There you are. 1245 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,629 22: No hard feelings, right? All right. 1246 00:56:02,729 --> 00:56:03,730 Just friends. 1247 00:56:03,797 --> 00:56:05,310 Just friends goofing on each other. All right. 1248 00:56:05,632 --> 00:56:07,330 22: Okay. Goodbye, Paul. 1249 00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:08,835 Come to Terry. 1250 00:56:10,403 --> 00:56:11,504 -(MAN GASPS) -Gotcha! 1251 00:56:11,604 --> 00:56:12,605 (MAN SCREAMS) 1252 00:56:12,672 --> 00:56:14,140 Thought you could cheat the universe? 1253 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,241 Well, you thought wrong. 1254 00:56:15,308 --> 00:56:17,610 I'm the accountant, and I'm here to bring you in... 1255 00:56:17,677 --> 00:56:20,280 Oh, whoa... You're not Joe Gardner. 1256 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:21,448 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1257 00:56:21,514 --> 00:56:22,615 My mistake. 1258 00:56:22,682 --> 00:56:25,752 We'll just get you back into your meat suit. (CHUCKLES) 1259 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:28,521 -(WHIMPERING) -There you go. 1260 00:56:28,621 --> 00:56:30,123 No harm, no foul. 1261 00:56:30,924 --> 00:56:33,930 Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella, 1262 00:56:33,259 --> 00:56:34,527 I'm thinking there's no reason 1263 00:56:34,627 --> 00:56:36,696 we can't keep this little incident between us, eh? 1264 00:56:36,863 --> 00:56:39,399 Mistakes happen. And, uh, it's not your time. 1265 00:56:39,532 --> 00:56:40,867 (CHUCKLING) Unless you keep eating 1266 00:56:40,967 --> 00:56:43,503 those processed foods, am I right? (LAUGHS) 1267 00:56:43,603 --> 00:56:45,710 -(FOOTSTEPS) -(TERRY GASPS) 1268 00:56:45,138 --> 00:56:46,539 (PAUL WHIMPERING) 1269 00:56:46,639 --> 00:56:49,642 But seriously, stay away from those processed foods. 1270 00:56:49,809 --> 00:56:51,111 (GASPS) 1271 00:56:54,414 --> 00:56:55,849 JOE: You know what, you did all right back there. 1272 00:56:55,949 --> 00:56:57,183 How did you know how to deal with Paul? 1273 00:56:57,350 --> 00:56:58,985 22: I didn't. I just let out the me. 1274 00:56:59,152 --> 00:57:02,355 Hey, like you said about jazz. I was jazzing. 1275 00:57:02,455 --> 00:57:04,591 JOE: First of all, "jazzing" is not a word. 1276 00:57:04,724 --> 00:57:08,280 And second, music and life operate by very different rules. 1277 00:57:08,194 --> 00:57:09,329 It says take one. 1278 00:57:09,496 --> 00:57:11,865 JOE: Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine. 1279 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:13,366 "Man with a van." 1280 00:57:13,466 --> 00:57:15,135 I got a few in case we need a lot of vans. 1281 00:57:15,702 --> 00:57:17,203 Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan. 1282 00:57:17,370 --> 00:57:19,839 We go to The Half Note and wait there for Moonwind. 1283 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:21,341 It's around 4:00 p.m. now... 1284 00:57:21,508 --> 00:57:23,760 (LAUGHING) 1285 00:57:23,176 --> 00:57:24,177 You know what? 1286 00:57:24,277 --> 00:57:25,512 You are really getting good at using those legs. 1287 00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:27,514 -Why don't you try runnin'? -(RAILS CHIMING) 1288 00:57:27,614 --> 00:57:30,183 22: Hey! I made a song. I'm jazzing. 1289 00:57:30,283 --> 00:57:32,452 JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that. 1290 00:57:32,519 --> 00:57:33,987 We need to get somewhere. Now, I... 1291 00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:36,489 -22: (LAUGHING) That tickles. -Uh, what are you doing? 1292 00:57:36,556 --> 00:57:38,692 (22 WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 1293 00:57:38,758 --> 00:57:40,660 (WIND WHISTLING) 1294 00:57:43,563 --> 00:57:45,980 (CHUCKLES) Whoops. I got it. 1295 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,201 (GRUNTS) 1296 00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:49,536 Would you hurry up? 1297 00:57:49,703 --> 00:57:50,870 Okay. 1298 00:57:50,937 --> 00:57:52,539 -(PANTS RIP) -(PEOPLE GASP) 1299 00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:54,641 You were right. These pants are loosening. 1300 00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:56,476 (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no. 1301 00:57:56,543 --> 00:57:57,777 Don't let people see your butt! 1302 00:57:57,877 --> 00:58:00,130 -22: It's your butt. -It doesn't matter whose butt... 1303 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:01,781 Take off the jacket. Tie it around your waist. 1304 00:58:01,948 --> 00:58:03,717 Quick! Cover the butt! 1305 00:58:03,883 --> 00:58:05,218 (GASPS) What are we gonna do? 1306 00:58:05,385 --> 00:58:07,870 I can't find a tailor this late... 1307 00:58:08,254 --> 00:58:09,856 Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's. 1308 00:58:09,923 --> 00:58:10,924 22: Okay. 1309 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,920 No, no, no, you don't understand. 1310 00:58:12,192 --> 00:58:13,226 Mom doesn't know about this gig. 1311 00:58:13,326 --> 00:58:14,327 And she's not gonna like it. 1312 00:58:14,394 --> 00:58:15,395 Okay. 1313 00:58:15,495 --> 00:58:16,529 We don't have any other choice. 1314 00:58:16,596 --> 00:58:17,597 Okay. 1315 00:58:17,697 --> 00:58:19,265 She's the only one that can fix this. 1316 00:58:19,432 --> 00:58:20,934 -Okay. -Stop saying "okay"! 1317 00:58:21,101 --> 00:58:23,103 We gotta catch the subway across town. Come on. 1318 00:58:23,269 --> 00:58:25,238 Okay... Got it. 1319 00:58:26,806 --> 00:58:28,908 My mom doesn't know anything about the gig, 1320 00:58:28,975 --> 00:58:30,343 and I wanna keep it that way, okay? 1321 00:58:30,510 --> 00:58:31,878 Right, because she thinks you're a failure. 1322 00:58:31,945 --> 00:58:33,246 -What? -I didn't say that. 1323 00:58:33,346 --> 00:58:34,581 You did. Up here. 1324 00:58:34,748 --> 00:58:37,830 Uh, look, my mom has her own definition of what success is, 1325 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:39,519 and being a professional musician isn't it. 1326 00:58:39,686 --> 00:58:44,691 So, let me see, I need the suit fixed for a, uh, school band recital. 1327 00:58:44,758 --> 00:58:48,294 (SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this, but there's no reason she needs to know... 1328 00:58:48,461 --> 00:58:51,831 ♪ We shall come around To touch eyes again 1329 00:58:51,931 --> 00:58:54,567 ♪ If love is the foundation 1330 00:58:54,634 --> 00:58:56,970 ♪ If the purpose be To recycle life 1331 00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,906 ♪ I promise you I'll bring us to one 1332 00:58:59,973 --> 00:59:02,308 ♪ Bleeding heart in the end now 1333 00:59:02,475 --> 00:59:05,645 ♪ Though we're apart 1334 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,747 I don't know. All the times I've been 1335 00:59:07,814 --> 00:59:10,483 so close to getting to my dreams, 1336 00:59:10,583 --> 00:59:12,552 (SIGHS) something always gets in the way. 1337 00:59:12,619 --> 00:59:13,753 You know what I mean? 1338 00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:19,392 ♪ How true lovin' began 1339 00:59:20,930 --> 00:59:21,261 He's good. 1340 00:59:21,428 --> 00:59:25,165 And I've heard music before, but I've never felt like this inside. 1341 00:59:25,331 --> 00:59:27,867 Of course, you love music now, because you're me. Let's go. 1342 00:59:30,437 --> 00:59:31,571 ♪ Now, love 1343 00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:32,739 Let's go. 1344 00:59:33,606 --> 00:59:35,842 ♪ Love 1345 00:59:36,476 --> 00:59:39,279 ♪ Love, love 1346 00:59:39,446 --> 00:59:40,447 ♪ Talkin' about love 1347 00:59:42,349 --> 00:59:44,751 ♪ Love 1348 00:59:44,818 --> 00:59:45,819 ♪ Love ♪ 1349 00:59:51,391 --> 00:59:52,826 Whoa! (CHUCKLES) 1350 00:59:52,926 --> 00:59:54,394 (EXCLAIMING) 1351 00:59:54,494 --> 00:59:55,762 Hey, take it easy, eh? 1352 00:59:55,929 --> 00:59:57,397 I'm sorry. 1353 00:59:57,797 --> 00:59:59,132 Don't worry about it. 1354 00:59:59,199 --> 01:00:00,800 It's the subway. It does that to some people. 1355 01:00:00,967 --> 01:00:02,502 -Does what? -It wears you down. 1356 01:00:02,669 --> 01:00:04,971 It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded. 1357 01:00:05,138 --> 01:00:08,375 Every day the same thing, day in and day out. 1358 01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:11,211 But once I get on the stage tonight, 1359 01:00:11,311 --> 01:00:13,179 all my troubles are going to be fixed. 1360 01:00:13,346 --> 01:00:15,849 You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner. 1361 01:00:15,949 --> 01:00:17,550 (LOUD SLURPING) 1362 01:00:18,985 --> 01:00:19,986 Where'd you get that? 1363 01:00:20,153 --> 01:00:21,621 Under the seat. Can you believe it? 1364 01:00:21,688 --> 01:00:23,790 It's still half-full. (GASPS) 1365 01:00:25,358 --> 01:00:27,193 JOE: All right, remember, 1366 01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:30,330 I need the suit fixed for a band recital. Got it? 1367 01:00:31,865 --> 01:00:33,266 (LAUGHTER) 1368 01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:36,803 LULU: Joey! Oh, baby boy... MELBA: Joey! 1369 01:00:36,870 --> 01:00:38,972 -Oh, I'm so proud of you. -...we heard the news. 1370 01:00:39,390 --> 01:00:41,740 -(LIBBA CLEARS THROAT) -(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 1371 01:00:41,341 --> 01:00:42,342 Oh, crap. She knows. 1372 01:00:42,509 --> 01:00:44,440 Your momma's in the back. 1373 01:00:44,210 --> 01:00:45,845 -You gotta go in there. -No, I don't want to. 1374 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,348 You have to. We need the suit fixed. 1375 01:00:48,415 --> 01:00:49,716 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1376 01:00:50,684 --> 01:00:52,552 You forgetting something, Joey? 1377 01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:53,753 -What? - her. 1378 01:00:53,987 --> 01:00:56,890 I always Melba when I see her. 1379 01:00:58,425 --> 01:00:59,859 Just do it. 1380 01:01:00,794 --> 01:01:03,730 I'll take another when you get back, Joey. 1381 01:01:03,797 --> 01:01:06,299 (R&B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1382 01:01:08,268 --> 01:01:11,271 So much for being done chasing after gigs, huh? 1383 01:01:11,604 --> 01:01:15,800 I hope that cat isn't supposed to be some kind of peace offering. 1384 01:01:15,175 --> 01:01:16,409 (WHISPERS) Come. Come on. 1385 01:01:16,576 --> 01:01:17,644 Just say you rescued it. 1386 01:01:17,744 --> 01:01:20,113 Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it. 1387 01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:22,482 Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career. 1388 01:01:22,582 --> 01:01:23,650 Oh. 1389 01:01:28,722 --> 01:01:29,856 -LIBBA: No. -BOTH: What? 1390 01:01:29,923 --> 01:01:32,225 How long are you going to keep doing this, Joey? 1391 01:01:32,292 --> 01:01:34,494 You tell me you're going to accept the full-time position... 1392 01:01:34,594 --> 01:01:35,595 Here it comes. 1393 01:01:35,662 --> 01:01:36,963 LIBBA: ...and instead, I hear you've taken another gig. 1394 01:01:37,630 --> 01:01:38,198 Tell her that this one is different. 1395 01:01:38,264 --> 01:01:39,265 This one's different! 1396 01:01:39,332 --> 01:01:41,601 Does this gig have a pension? Health insurance? 1397 01:01:41,968 --> 01:01:44,637 No? Then it's the same as the other ones. 1398 01:01:44,804 --> 01:01:46,740 It's like you can't even be truthful with me anymore. 1399 01:01:46,906 --> 01:01:48,875 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1400 01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:51,911 My mom has never understood what I'm trying to do with my life. 1401 01:01:51,978 --> 01:01:53,613 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1402 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,348 -(BOTH GASP) -My mom has never understood 1403 01:01:55,448 --> 01:01:56,516 what I'm trying to do with my life. 1404 01:01:56,616 --> 01:01:58,518 -22! -What did you just say? 1405 01:01:58,618 --> 01:02:00,887 Oof. Can I run away now, like you usually do? 1406 01:02:03,323 --> 01:02:06,326 No. Not this time. Repeat after me. 1407 01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:09,262 Mom, I know we've had some rough times, 1408 01:02:09,696 --> 01:02:11,264 but you're right, 1409 01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:14,000 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I can't be truthful with you. 1410 01:02:14,167 --> 01:02:17,300 Because it seems like no matter what I do, you disapprove. 1411 01:02:17,170 --> 01:02:19,239 Look, I know you love playing. 1412 01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:22,409 Then how come except for church, you're the happiest when I don't? 1413 01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:25,779 I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset. 1414 01:02:25,945 --> 01:02:28,715 You didn't see how tough being a musician was on your father. 1415 01:02:28,882 --> 01:02:30,717 I don't want to see you struggle like that. 1416 01:02:30,884 --> 01:02:32,986 So Dad could pursue his dreams, and I can't? 1417 01:02:33,153 --> 01:02:35,210 Your father had me. 1418 01:02:35,188 --> 01:02:38,240 Most times, this shop is what paid the bills. 1419 01:02:38,191 --> 01:02:40,727 So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours? 1420 01:02:40,894 --> 01:02:42,362 Music is all I think about. 1421 01:02:42,529 --> 01:02:44,631 From the moment I wake up in the morning 1422 01:02:44,698 --> 01:02:46,733 to the moment I fall asleep at night. 1423 01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:49,169 You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey. 1424 01:02:49,335 --> 01:02:50,704 Then I don't want to eat. 1425 01:02:50,870 --> 01:02:53,707 This isn't about my career, Mom. 1426 01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:56,420 (SIGHS) It's my reason for living. 1427 01:02:56,142 --> 01:02:57,977 And I know Dad felt the same way. 1428 01:02:58,878 --> 01:03:02,182 (SIGHS) I'm just afraid that if I died today, 1429 01:03:02,716 --> 01:03:05,752 that my life would've amounted to nothing. 1430 01:03:07,987 --> 01:03:09,189 Joey. 1431 01:03:16,396 --> 01:03:17,397 Oh. 1432 01:03:23,603 --> 01:03:26,573 LIBBA: Let's make this work instead. 1433 01:03:30,543 --> 01:03:32,450 That's my dad's suit. 1434 01:03:32,212 --> 01:03:33,413 LIBBA: Lulu. Melba. 1435 01:03:33,513 --> 01:03:36,490 Bring your good scissors in here. We got work to do. 1436 01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:43,156 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) Wow. This feels really nice. 1437 01:03:43,323 --> 01:03:45,592 -You look marvelous. -It fits perfectly. 1438 01:03:45,692 --> 01:03:46,693 MELBA: You see how I did that? 1439 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,963 That is one fine wool suit, if I do say so myself. 1440 01:03:50,163 --> 01:03:51,364 -Can I try on that? -Of course you can. 1441 01:03:51,531 --> 01:03:53,500 -MELBA: Just handsome. -(LIBBA CHUCKLING) 1442 01:03:53,633 --> 01:03:56,236 Thank you, uh, Mom. 1443 01:03:56,403 --> 01:03:59,390 Ray would have been so proud of you, baby. 1444 01:03:59,572 --> 01:04:01,574 Like I've always been. 1445 01:04:03,276 --> 01:04:04,411 You heard me, right? 1446 01:04:04,511 --> 01:04:06,746 The suit is wool, not polyester. 1447 01:04:06,913 --> 01:04:09,820 So, don't go putting that cat on your shoulders again. 1448 01:04:09,182 --> 01:04:10,183 BOTH: Yes, ma'am! 1449 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:11,551 MELBA: Oh, there's a nice little taper there. 1450 01:04:11,718 --> 01:04:12,919 Thanks, Mom. 1451 01:04:15,588 --> 01:04:16,923 Oh, that was amazin'. 1452 01:04:16,990 --> 01:04:18,825 You know what that felt like? It felt like jazz. 1453 01:04:18,992 --> 01:04:20,427 Yeah, you were jazzing. 1454 01:04:20,593 --> 01:04:22,362 JOE: Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing. 1455 01:04:24,130 --> 01:04:25,198 I'm telling you, Joe. 1456 01:04:25,265 --> 01:04:26,800 You really should call Lisa again. 1457 01:04:26,966 --> 01:04:29,669 JOE: I don't really have time for a relationship right now, 22. 1458 01:04:29,836 --> 01:04:31,237 Oh, busy right now? 1459 01:04:31,304 --> 01:04:32,639 Wanna wait till you die a second time? 1460 01:04:32,806 --> 01:04:33,973 -Cool, cool, cool. -(JOE LAUGHS) 1461 01:04:34,140 --> 01:04:35,775 I can't believe I'm getting romantic advice 1462 01:04:35,842 --> 01:04:36,943 from an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES) 1463 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:38,645 22: I can think of worse. 1464 01:04:38,812 --> 01:04:40,130 JOE: There it is. 1465 01:04:41,147 --> 01:04:45,919 (LAUGHS) We made it! This is going to work. 1466 01:04:45,985 --> 01:04:48,221 Whoa! I can't believe how good I look. 1467 01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:51,224 The suit, the cut. Just look at me. 1468 01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:52,759 (LAUGHS) 1469 01:04:52,826 --> 01:04:55,395 (SCATTING) 1470 01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:56,996 (LAUGHS) 1471 01:04:57,970 --> 01:04:59,199 -Ooh, just turn a little bit right there. -22: Like this? 1472 01:04:59,299 --> 01:05:01,401 -Angle the shoulders, and... -22: Oh, hey, who's that? 1473 01:05:01,468 --> 01:05:02,502 -And from this side. -JOE: That's it. 1474 01:05:02,602 --> 01:05:03,636 22: What? Who's back here? 1475 01:05:03,737 --> 01:05:05,305 -Still me. Uh-huh. -JOE: That's a winner. 1476 01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:07,607 -Right? -(JOE LAUGHING) 1477 01:05:08,641 --> 01:05:10,610 This can't be happenin'. Now, I'm not gonna believe this. 1478 01:05:10,777 --> 01:05:12,412 The Half Note. 1479 01:05:12,479 --> 01:05:14,447 (GIRL GIGGLING) 1480 01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:19,520 WOMAN: (LAUGHING) He made you pay for dinner? 1481 01:05:19,152 --> 01:05:20,186 MAN: Yeah... 1482 01:05:20,286 --> 01:05:22,122 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 1483 01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:30,697 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1484 01:05:30,797 --> 01:05:32,866 (SERENE ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1485 01:05:41,808 --> 01:05:43,543 -JOE: So, you ready? -Huh? 1486 01:05:43,643 --> 01:05:44,844 To go home. 1487 01:05:44,911 --> 01:05:47,347 I bet you're ready to get off of this stinky rock, huh? 1488 01:05:47,514 --> 01:05:49,382 What do you think of Earth, anyway? 1489 01:05:52,385 --> 01:05:53,687 (SIGHS) 1490 01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:56,256 I always said it was dumb. But... 1491 01:05:57,824 --> 01:05:58,892 I mean... 1492 01:05:59,392 --> 01:06:01,327 Just look at what I found. 1493 01:06:02,195 --> 01:06:05,231 Your mom sewed your suit from this cute spool. 1494 01:06:05,799 --> 01:06:08,334 When I was nervous, Dez gave me this. 1495 01:06:08,501 --> 01:06:11,705 A guy on the subway yelled at me. It was scary. 1496 01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:15,208 But I kind of liked that, too. 1497 01:06:15,909 --> 01:06:17,177 (22 SIGHS) 1498 01:06:19,790 --> 01:06:20,547 Truth is, I've always worried 1499 01:06:20,647 --> 01:06:23,350 that maybe there's something wrong with me. You know? 1500 01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:26,553 Maybe I'm not good enough for living. 1501 01:06:27,554 --> 01:06:33,827 But then you showed me about purpose and passion, 1502 01:06:33,893 --> 01:06:36,620 and maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1503 01:06:36,129 --> 01:06:38,231 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1504 01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:40,100 Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1505 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,501 That's just regular old living. 1506 01:06:41,668 --> 01:06:43,670 But, hey, when you get back to the You Seminar, 1507 01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:45,205 you can give it an honest try. 1508 01:06:45,372 --> 01:06:47,941 No, but I've been at the You Seminar for thousands of years 1509 01:06:48,108 --> 01:06:50,210 and I have never felt this close. 1510 01:06:50,377 --> 01:06:53,313 Joe! Who's ready to go home? 1511 01:06:53,513 --> 01:06:54,514 (GASPS) Moonwind. 1512 01:06:54,581 --> 01:06:55,615 The stars are almost in alignment. 1513 01:06:55,715 --> 01:06:56,716 JOE: All right. 1514 01:06:56,783 --> 01:06:57,984 I'll have you back in your bodies in no time. 1515 01:06:58,385 --> 01:07:01,688 No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth. 1516 01:07:01,755 --> 01:07:03,790 This is my only chance to find my spark. 1517 01:07:03,957 --> 01:07:07,527 22, you're only loving this stuff because you're in my body. 1518 01:07:07,694 --> 01:07:10,964 You can find your own thing to love when you get back to the You Seminar. 1519 01:07:11,131 --> 01:07:13,400 Now, come on, I need my body back. Now! 1520 01:07:16,690 --> 01:07:17,700 No. 1521 01:07:19,105 --> 01:07:20,640 I'm in the chair. 1522 01:07:21,274 --> 01:07:22,709 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1523 01:07:22,776 --> 01:07:24,477 -22! -22: Leave me alone! 1524 01:07:24,644 --> 01:07:26,713 I'm trying to find my purpose! 1525 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,548 JOE: 22, you come back here! 1526 01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,252 22! 1527 01:07:39,759 --> 01:07:40,827 WOMAN: Mr. Mittens. 1528 01:07:40,927 --> 01:07:42,796 -(SNARLING) -Oh. 1529 01:07:48,535 --> 01:07:49,936 TERRY: There they are. 1530 01:07:52,138 --> 01:07:54,674 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) 1531 01:07:56,543 --> 01:07:57,844 You come back here right now! 1532 01:08:00,130 --> 01:08:01,548 You stole my body! 1533 01:08:06,219 --> 01:08:08,880 (MUSIC DISTORTS) 1534 01:08:16,963 --> 01:08:18,965 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1535 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:30,944 TERRY: It's your time to go, Joe Gardner. 1536 01:08:34,247 --> 01:08:35,515 (GASPS) 1537 01:08:37,817 --> 01:08:38,818 Oh, no, you don't. 1538 01:08:41,554 --> 01:08:42,555 Gotcha! 1539 01:08:44,224 --> 01:08:45,792 No, no, no. 1540 01:08:51,798 --> 01:08:53,660 (PANTS) 1541 01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:54,968 (GRUNTS) 1542 01:08:55,668 --> 01:08:58,380 No, no! 1543 01:08:59,572 --> 01:09:01,608 I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams! 1544 01:09:01,808 --> 01:09:03,543 And I was about to find my spark! 1545 01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:05,450 JOE: Find your spark? My life was finally going to change! 1546 01:09:05,211 --> 01:09:06,446 22: You promised, but you wouldn't even give me five minutes! 1547 01:09:06,613 --> 01:09:07,747 JOE: I lost everything because of you! 1548 01:09:07,847 --> 01:09:08,848 Joe! 1549 01:09:10,830 --> 01:09:11,685 You cheated. 1550 01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:18,425 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -TERRY: Found him. 1551 01:09:18,591 --> 01:09:19,859 -Joe Gardner. -You're back! 1552 01:09:19,926 --> 01:09:20,994 Terry, you found them. 1553 01:09:21,610 --> 01:09:22,620 TERRY: No need to thank me. 1554 01:09:22,228 --> 01:09:24,731 It's so nice to have everything back in order, and... 1555 01:09:25,598 --> 01:09:27,834 22 got her pass? 1556 01:09:30,103 --> 01:09:31,705 -Oh, my goodness. -22! You got an Earth Pass! 1557 01:09:31,771 --> 01:09:33,239 -This is amazing! -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1558 01:09:33,406 --> 01:09:34,708 COUNSELOR JERRY A: I knew you could do it. 1559 01:09:34,774 --> 01:09:35,842 COUNSELOR JERRY B: This is cray cray. 1560 01:09:36,900 --> 01:09:38,745 But what... What filled in the last box? 1561 01:09:38,912 --> 01:09:41,281 I'll tell you what filled it in. I did! 1562 01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:43,216 It was my spark that changed that badge. 1563 01:09:43,383 --> 01:09:46,886 She only got that because she was living my life in my body. 1564 01:09:47,530 --> 01:09:49,255 -I was... -TERRY: Come on, Mr. Gardner. 1565 01:09:49,656 --> 01:09:50,657 (SNAPS FINGERS) 1566 01:09:50,757 --> 01:09:52,250 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe, it's time for you 1567 01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:53,860 to accompany 22 to the Earth portal. 1568 01:09:54,270 --> 01:09:55,495 Give you a chance to say goodbye. 1569 01:09:55,662 --> 01:09:57,297 Of course. It's standard procedure. 1570 01:09:57,464 --> 01:10:00,233 Just hold on a minute. I get to set the count right. 1571 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,969 Terry, you have done a super job. 1572 01:10:03,690 --> 01:10:04,104 We'll take it from here. 1573 01:10:04,204 --> 01:10:05,205 You're amazing. 1574 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:07,240 Well, thank you. 1575 01:10:08,241 --> 01:10:09,909 Terrytime. 1576 01:10:10,410 --> 01:10:12,245 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Go ahead, you two. 1577 01:10:22,288 --> 01:10:23,289 You don't know. 1578 01:10:24,824 --> 01:10:26,993 You can't be sure why my pass changed. 1579 01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:29,162 (SIGHS) Come on, 22. Think about it. 1580 01:10:29,329 --> 01:10:32,232 You hated music until you were in my body. 1581 01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:35,869 You hated everything until you were me. 1582 01:10:37,604 --> 01:10:38,672 (JOE SCOFFS) 1583 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:40,407 I hope you enjoy it. 1584 01:10:57,457 --> 01:10:58,525 JOE: Uh... 1585 01:11:00,794 --> 01:11:02,996 I have to ask, how the Dickens did you do it? 1586 01:11:03,163 --> 01:11:04,664 Get that Earth Pass to change? 1587 01:11:04,731 --> 01:11:07,367 Oh. You know what, I... I just let her walk 1588 01:11:07,467 --> 01:11:09,135 a mile in my shoes, you could say. 1589 01:11:09,335 --> 01:11:10,570 Well, it worked. 1590 01:11:11,204 --> 01:11:12,305 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1591 01:11:12,472 --> 01:11:15,208 Well, you should probably get going to the Great Beyond. 1592 01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:18,440 Hey, um, we never found out what 22's purpose was. 1593 01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:20,680 -Excuse me? -You know, her, uh, spark. 1594 01:11:20,847 --> 01:11:24,517 Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES) 1595 01:11:24,684 --> 01:11:27,200 We don't assign purposes. Where did you get that idea? 1596 01:11:27,721 --> 01:11:28,722 Because I have piano. 1597 01:11:28,822 --> 01:11:30,857 It's what I was born to do. That's my spark. 1598 01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:33,293 A spark isn't a soul's purpose. 1599 01:11:33,927 --> 01:11:35,995 Oh, you mentors and your passions. 1600 01:11:36,162 --> 01:11:40,567 Your purposes. Your meanings of life. (SIGHS) So basic. 1601 01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:42,769 -(CHUCKLES) -No, no, it... 1602 01:11:46,573 --> 01:11:47,774 NEW SOUL: Wow. 1603 01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:51,440 It is music. My spark is music. I... 1604 01:11:51,745 --> 01:11:53,179 I know it is. 1605 01:11:59,152 --> 01:12:00,153 22: I'm no good. 1606 01:12:00,954 --> 01:12:02,689 I got no purpose. 1607 01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,225 No purpose. 1608 01:12:05,925 --> 01:12:07,927 No purpose. 1609 01:12:09,362 --> 01:12:11,364 (SOFT CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1610 01:12:36,790 --> 01:12:38,958 -(PANTING) -Mr. G? 1611 01:12:39,590 --> 01:12:40,627 Curley, I made it. I'm ready to go. 1612 01:12:40,794 --> 01:12:41,961 You're too late, man. 1613 01:12:42,128 --> 01:12:43,196 Let me talk to Dorothea. 1614 01:12:43,263 --> 01:12:45,465 No, no, no, man. She don't play that. 1615 01:12:45,665 --> 01:12:48,935 These rappers act like... Who let this lunatic in here? 1616 01:12:49,102 --> 01:12:51,400 Listen, you gotta give me another chance. 1617 01:12:51,237 --> 01:12:54,240 This is my band. I decide who plays. 1618 01:12:54,407 --> 01:12:56,109 And if you don't go with me, 1619 01:12:56,209 --> 01:12:58,578 you'll be making the biggest mistake of your career. 1620 01:12:59,145 --> 01:13:01,648 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 1621 01:13:02,115 --> 01:13:05,118 My only purpose on this planet is to play. 1622 01:13:05,285 --> 01:13:08,555 It's what I was meant to do. And nothing's gonna stop me. 1623 01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:15,495 Well, aren't you an arrogant one? 1624 01:13:15,662 --> 01:13:18,598 I guess you really are a jazz player. 1625 01:13:18,765 --> 01:13:21,801 Tell Robert he's out. For now. 1626 01:13:22,969 --> 01:13:24,270 Nice suit. 1627 01:13:34,147 --> 01:13:37,984 Get ready, Joe Gardner, your life is about to start. 1628 01:13:38,585 --> 01:13:40,987 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1629 01:14:13,353 --> 01:14:15,355 (PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC) 1630 01:14:21,361 --> 01:14:23,363 (PLAYING UPBEAT TRILLING NOTES) 1631 01:14:28,802 --> 01:14:30,804 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1632 01:14:44,217 --> 01:14:46,860 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1633 01:14:55,610 --> 01:14:57,197 Welcome to the quartet, Teach. 1634 01:14:59,966 --> 01:15:01,434 (WHOOPING) 1635 01:15:01,534 --> 01:15:03,403 LIBBA: That's my Joey! 1636 01:15:03,503 --> 01:15:05,305 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1637 01:15:08,408 --> 01:15:10,210 -What a show! -That last solo was brilliant. 1638 01:15:10,377 --> 01:15:11,378 That was amazing! 1639 01:15:11,544 --> 01:15:12,879 I'm not gonna cover that bridge for you again. 1640 01:15:13,460 --> 01:15:14,614 -Whoo! Later, Mr. G. -Congratulations. 1641 01:15:14,781 --> 01:15:16,516 MELBA: You did great. We love you. 1642 01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:17,617 I'm so proud of you, Joey. 1643 01:15:17,717 --> 01:15:20,860 Gotta get to bed. We old. 1644 01:15:20,153 --> 01:15:21,588 (JOE CHUCKLES) 1645 01:15:22,589 --> 01:15:25,225 You play 100 shows, and one of them is killer. 1646 01:15:25,392 --> 01:15:27,260 You don't get many like tonight. 1647 01:15:27,427 --> 01:15:28,728 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1648 01:15:29,763 --> 01:15:32,980 So, uh, (CHUCKLES) what happens next? 1649 01:15:32,265 --> 01:15:35,535 We come back tomorrow night and do it all again. 1650 01:15:37,904 --> 01:15:39,305 What's wrong, Teach? 1651 01:15:40,407 --> 01:15:45,712 It's just I've been waiting on this day for my entire life. 1652 01:15:48,281 --> 01:15:50,150 I thought I'd feel different. 1653 01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:55,455 I heard this story about a fish. 1654 01:15:56,156 --> 01:15:58,425 He swims up to this older fish and says, 1655 01:15:58,591 --> 01:16:01,361 "I'm trying to find this thing they call the ocean." 1656 01:16:01,528 --> 01:16:03,630 "The ocean?" says the older fish. 1657 01:16:03,730 --> 01:16:05,165 "That's what you're in right now." 1658 01:16:05,331 --> 01:16:08,535 "This?" says the young fish. "This is water. 1659 01:16:08,735 --> 01:16:11,638 "What I want is the ocean." 1660 01:16:14,541 --> 01:16:16,276 See you tomorrow. 1661 01:16:19,779 --> 01:16:21,614 (CAB DRIVING AWAY) 1662 01:16:29,189 --> 01:16:31,124 -Hey, man. -Sorry. 1663 01:16:47,974 --> 01:16:50,377 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1664 01:17:14,834 --> 01:17:15,902 (SIGHS) 1665 01:17:17,337 --> 01:17:18,438 (PLAYS NOTE) 1666 01:18:02,315 --> 01:18:04,317 (PLAYING SOFT CHORDS) 1667 01:18:15,895 --> 01:18:17,664 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1668 01:18:58,710 --> 01:18:59,839 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1669 01:19:13,553 --> 01:19:15,422 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1670 01:19:21,294 --> 01:19:23,296 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 1671 01:19:28,334 --> 01:19:30,203 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1672 01:20:02,350 --> 01:20:03,937 22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1673 01:20:04,370 --> 01:20:06,373 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1674 01:20:06,539 --> 01:20:08,308 JOE: Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1675 01:20:08,375 --> 01:20:10,143 That's just regular old living. 1676 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:12,312 (STOPS PLAYING) 1677 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,660 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 1678 01:20:56,823 --> 01:20:58,391 -MOONWIND: Joe? -JOE: Huh? 1679 01:20:59,225 --> 01:21:00,293 MOONWIND: Joe! 1680 01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:02,929 Good heavens, man. What are you doing in the zone? 1681 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,566 Moonwind. I messed up. I need to find 22. 1682 01:21:06,733 --> 01:21:10,300 I'm afraid she's become a lost soul. 1683 01:21:10,203 --> 01:21:11,738 -What? -I'll explain on the way. 1684 01:21:14,674 --> 01:21:16,209 When neither of you returned to The Half Note, 1685 01:21:16,376 --> 01:21:17,811 I suspected something had gone wrong. 1686 01:21:17,977 --> 01:21:21,948 I came back here, and that's when I spotted her. 1687 01:21:22,150 --> 01:21:23,249 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1688 01:21:24,584 --> 01:21:28,488 Lost souls are obsessed by something that disconnects them from life. 1689 01:21:28,655 --> 01:21:31,925 And now that 22 has technically lived, she's become one of them. 1690 01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:33,560 -There! -Good show. 1691 01:21:33,626 --> 01:21:35,662 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1692 01:21:40,467 --> 01:21:41,468 22! 1693 01:21:42,769 --> 01:21:43,837 (SNARLS) 1694 01:21:44,504 --> 01:21:46,306 -Ready the net. -I'm on it. 1695 01:21:58,618 --> 01:21:59,753 MOONWIND: She's got us! 1696 01:21:59,819 --> 01:22:00,954 (RUMBLING) 1697 01:22:03,156 --> 01:22:04,157 JOE: Moonwind! 1698 01:22:04,224 --> 01:22:05,859 MOONWIND: A captain always goes down with the ship. 1699 01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:07,193 It has been a... 1700 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:13,330 (SNARLS) 1701 01:22:13,133 --> 01:22:14,134 22! 1702 01:22:15,602 --> 01:22:17,704 Come back, 22. It's me, Joe. 1703 01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:21,207 Easy, 22, easy. 1704 01:22:21,374 --> 01:22:24,511 I just came back to give you this. 1705 01:22:24,611 --> 01:22:26,179 (SNARLING) 1706 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:27,881 Easy. 1707 01:22:29,549 --> 01:22:31,551 22, listen. Come back! 1708 01:22:35,188 --> 01:22:37,857 And for correcting our absent-minded mistakes 1709 01:22:37,924 --> 01:22:39,250 and setting the count right, 1710 01:22:39,192 --> 01:22:43,329 we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy. As you requested. 1711 01:22:44,798 --> 01:22:48,168 I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, 1712 01:22:48,334 --> 01:22:50,937 but that I absolutely deserve. 1713 01:22:51,204 --> 01:22:53,473 -(22 SNARLING) -(ALL EXCLAIM) 1714 01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:55,410 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe Gardner? 1715 01:22:55,108 --> 01:22:56,109 And I'll just take that back. 1716 01:22:56,276 --> 01:22:57,277 Hey. 1717 01:22:58,912 --> 01:23:02,215 Oi, noob! You're not where you belong. 1718 01:23:03,116 --> 01:23:05,285 -(22 HISSING) -(TERRY YELPING) 1719 01:23:05,385 --> 01:23:06,920 (NEW SOULS EXCLAIM) 1720 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,655 COUNSELOR JERRY: Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1721 01:23:08,722 --> 01:23:10,523 22, stop. I have something to tell you. 1722 01:23:12,392 --> 01:23:15,280 (GRUNTING) Stop that. No. 1723 01:23:15,950 --> 01:23:16,930 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 1724 01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:19,320 22! 1725 01:23:20,330 --> 01:23:21,401 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Whoa, watch out! 1726 01:23:21,568 --> 01:23:22,736 COUNSELOR JERRY D: Take it easy. 1727 01:23:22,836 --> 01:23:23,870 -There, there. -There's no need to be afraid. 1728 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:26,206 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Don't worry. Calm down. 1729 01:23:26,373 --> 01:23:28,274 You have to stop running. Please. 1730 01:23:28,441 --> 01:23:29,776 JOE: 22, stop. 1731 01:23:30,430 --> 01:23:31,277 22, I was wrong. 1732 01:23:32,512 --> 01:23:36,282 Please, will you listen? You are ready to live, 22. 1733 01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:39,753 (22 ROARS) 1734 01:23:41,321 --> 01:23:43,757 -(WIND WHISTLING) -(22 CRYING) 1735 01:23:49,295 --> 01:23:51,264 I'm not good enough. Nope. No. 1736 01:23:51,531 --> 01:23:52,866 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. 1737 01:23:52,932 --> 01:23:53,933 JOE: 22! 1738 01:23:55,100 --> 01:23:56,136 (IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest. 1739 01:23:56,236 --> 01:23:57,637 All you make are bad decisions. 1740 01:23:57,804 --> 01:23:59,739 You are unwise and you won't make it in the world. 1741 01:23:59,806 --> 01:24:00,874 You're so selfish. 1742 01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:01,975 No one would ever want to be around you. 1743 01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:03,176 Loser. 1744 01:24:03,343 --> 01:24:05,545 Oh, the world needs remarkable people 1745 01:24:05,712 --> 01:24:08,615 and you are the least remarkable soul I've ever met. 1746 01:24:08,915 --> 01:24:10,750 You'll never find your spark. 1747 01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:11,918 Imbecile. 1748 01:24:12,850 --> 01:24:13,620 -I cannot help you. -(VOICES OVERLAPPING) 1749 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:14,754 22! 1750 01:24:14,921 --> 01:24:16,489 22: I just need to fill out that last box. 1751 01:24:16,656 --> 01:24:17,791 I'm not good enough at all. 1752 01:24:18,910 --> 01:24:19,826 You will never find your spark. 1753 01:24:19,926 --> 01:24:21,294 There's no point. 1754 01:24:22,295 --> 01:24:23,930 (IN 22'S VOICE) Those aren't purposes, you idiot. 1755 01:24:23,997 --> 01:24:25,598 That's just regular old living. 1756 01:24:25,765 --> 01:24:27,200 This is a waste of time. 1757 01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:29,803 You only got that badge because you were in my body. 1758 01:24:29,969 --> 01:24:31,805 That's why you ruin everything. 1759 01:24:31,971 --> 01:24:34,641 Because you have no purpose. 1760 01:24:34,741 --> 01:24:35,942 (JOE SHOUTS) 1761 01:24:38,780 --> 01:24:39,346 (JOE GRUNTING) 1762 01:24:40,146 --> 01:24:42,382 (GASPS) No, no, no. 1763 01:24:45,785 --> 01:24:46,853 (GASPS) 1764 01:24:51,825 --> 01:24:53,293 (IN JOE'S VOICE) There's no point. 1765 01:24:53,460 --> 01:24:55,161 (IN 22'S VOICE) You'll never find your spark. 1766 01:24:55,862 --> 01:24:59,466 (ECHOING) Because you have no purpose! 1767 01:25:06,806 --> 01:25:09,209 -(MUFFLED OVERLAPPING VOICES) -I'm not good. Nope. 1768 01:25:09,409 --> 01:25:12,645 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. I give up. 1769 01:25:24,257 --> 01:25:25,325 JOE: (AS MR. MITTENS) You ready? 1770 01:25:25,392 --> 01:25:26,393 Huh? 1771 01:25:26,893 --> 01:25:28,194 To come live. 1772 01:25:30,730 --> 01:25:31,998 I'm scared, Joe. 1773 01:25:33,233 --> 01:25:34,534 I'm not good enough. 1774 01:25:35,602 --> 01:25:38,271 Anyway, I never got my spark. 1775 01:25:38,672 --> 01:25:39,973 Yes, you did. 1776 01:25:46,513 --> 01:25:48,982 JOE: Your spark isn't your purpose. 1777 01:25:49,149 --> 01:25:52,819 That last box fills in when you're ready to come live. 1778 01:25:54,554 --> 01:25:55,755 And, the thing is 1779 01:25:56,856 --> 01:25:59,225 you're pretty great at jazzing. 1780 01:26:00,994 --> 01:26:02,996 (SOFT ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1781 01:26:28,855 --> 01:26:29,856 But, Joe, 1782 01:26:30,557 --> 01:26:31,925 this means you won't get to... 1783 01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:34,961 It's okay. I already did. 1784 01:26:35,128 --> 01:26:36,896 Now it's your turn. 1785 01:26:39,399 --> 01:26:40,467 (GRUNTS) 1786 01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:42,135 (WHIMPERS) 1787 01:26:43,136 --> 01:26:44,270 I'll go with you. 1788 01:26:44,771 --> 01:26:46,139 You know you can't do that. 1789 01:26:46,639 --> 01:26:49,576 I know. But I'll go as far as I can. 1790 01:27:01,354 --> 01:27:03,356 (SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 1791 01:27:04,357 --> 01:27:06,393 Hey! Take a look! 1792 01:27:10,463 --> 01:27:11,598 (GASPS) 1793 01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:16,302 Wow! 1794 01:27:17,170 --> 01:27:19,773 (GIGGLES, WHOOPS) 1795 01:27:22,642 --> 01:27:24,678 (LAUGHING) 1796 01:27:24,778 --> 01:27:27,447 (WHOOPING) 1797 01:27:33,253 --> 01:27:35,121 (EARTH PASS BEEPING SOFTLY) 1798 01:27:44,698 --> 01:27:46,199 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1799 01:28:04,217 --> 01:28:05,652 (MUSIC FADES) 1800 01:28:28,942 --> 01:28:30,210 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Mr. Gardner? 1801 01:28:31,745 --> 01:28:32,746 JOE: Yes? 1802 01:28:32,846 --> 01:28:34,470 Do you have a moment? 1803 01:28:35,215 --> 01:28:38,718 I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys when I say thank you. 1804 01:28:39,152 --> 01:28:40,153 For what? 1805 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:42,880 We're in the business of inspiration, Joe, 1806 01:28:42,188 --> 01:28:44,891 but it's not often we find ourselves inspired. 1807 01:28:45,358 --> 01:28:46,860 Huh. Really? 1808 01:28:47,270 --> 01:28:50,563 So, we all decided to give you another chance. 1809 01:28:54,340 --> 01:28:55,201 (COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 1810 01:28:55,268 --> 01:28:58,204 Hopefully, you will watch where you walk from now on. 1811 01:28:58,905 --> 01:29:00,874 But what about Terry? 1812 01:29:01,410 --> 01:29:02,542 We worked it out with Terry. 1813 01:29:02,609 --> 01:29:04,244 (CLICKING) 1814 01:29:05,278 --> 01:29:06,446 Mm. That's weird. 1815 01:29:06,546 --> 01:29:07,647 Hey, Terry, what's that over there? 1816 01:29:07,747 --> 01:29:08,782 Look immediately. 1817 01:29:08,882 --> 01:29:09,883 What? What are you talking about? 1818 01:29:09,949 --> 01:29:11,918 -Oh, nothing. You were saying? -Hmm? 1819 01:29:12,850 --> 01:29:13,820 Were you even talking? I can't remember. 1820 01:29:13,987 --> 01:29:15,121 Never mind. 1821 01:29:16,723 --> 01:29:17,724 Well? 1822 01:29:24,230 --> 01:29:25,465 Thanks. 1823 01:29:25,565 --> 01:29:27,667 So what do you think you'll do? 1824 01:29:27,901 --> 01:29:29,436 How are you gonna spend your life? 1825 01:29:30,700 --> 01:29:31,638 I'm not sure. 1826 01:29:34,908 --> 01:29:36,443 JOE: But I do know... 1827 01:29:40,780 --> 01:29:43,583 I'm going to live every minute of it. 1828 01:29:43,650 --> 01:29:46,486 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1829 01:30:02,350 --> 01:30:04,471 (MELODIOUS TRILLING PIANO NOTES PLAYING) 1830 01:30:12,979 --> 01:30:14,814 (SONG PLAYING) 1831 01:38:31,211 --> 01:38:32,479 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 1832 01:38:32,579 --> 01:38:34,147 (RAPPING) ♪ Rappin Ced is the name 1833 01:38:34,214 --> 01:38:36,149 ♪ And you should get it right 1834 01:38:36,216 --> 01:38:39,853 ♪ Blowin' up on the scene like Dynomite 1835 01:38:39,953 --> 01:38:43,757 ♪ Joey G on the keys KP and Tommy with me 1836 01:38:43,823 --> 01:38:45,358 ♪ How much you wanna bet? 1837 01:38:45,458 --> 01:38:47,193 ♪ We can take the whole city 1838 01:38:47,293 --> 01:38:49,129 ♪ You see us stylin' from the island 1839 01:38:49,195 --> 01:38:50,764 ♪ All the way to BK 1840 01:38:50,830 --> 01:38:54,367 ♪ Boogie down made the sound But we took it away 1841 01:38:54,467 --> 01:38:58,138 ♪ I go to Harlem it's no problems If you know what I mean 1842 01:38:58,204 --> 01:39:02,800 ♪ Now everybody bow down to The Kings of Queens ♪ 1843 01:39:02,750 --> 01:39:03,443 (GRUNTING) 1844 01:40:01,935 --> 01:40:03,903 Hey! Movie's over. 1845 01:40:04,700 --> 01:40:05,438 Go home!