1 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:46,660 I'm sorry. Is this chair free? 2 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:53,106 Yeah, um... sure. 3 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,250 Thank you so much. 4 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,952 You're welcome. 5 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,878 And please don't give her any apple juice before bedtime. 6 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,913 Apple juice, yes, yes. Like the other night. 7 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:36,149 Yeah, but no apple juice. 8 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,851 Yeah, it's too much sugar. 9 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,520 Okay, no. 10 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:40,920 - Hi-hi. - Hi, Ma. 11 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:42,422 - Ciao. - Ciao. 12 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:48,728 ...cooking class. 13 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:55,502 Today we made ravioli with um, 14 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:58,138 I think there were bits of sausages inside it. 15 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,507 Well, you should come to the cooking class with us 16 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:01,675 maybe tomorrow, 17 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,511 because I believe that tomorrow they're making the gnocchi. 18 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,980 The ravioli that they tried to teach-- 19 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,982 Oh, right. 20 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:14,521 I'm sorry to bother you during this very lovely dinner. 21 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:19,793 I just want to say two things. I hope we didn't wake you up, 22 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:23,263 because the noise you heard last night, the banging on the door, 23 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,331 Very quickly, that was me. 24 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,000 We couldn't find our way, 25 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,635 so we were very late here. 26 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,700 Ah-ah, sorry for that. 27 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,720 Ah, we don't know each other. 28 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:36,900 That's the way it goes on holidays. 29 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,845 But uh, you know, I want to meet you people, 30 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,181 because you look all so nice and beautiful. 31 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:47,721 And uh, I want to toast to you, guys. To Italy, of course. 32 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:50,423 To the food, of course. And to love. 33 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,325 Too love, salute! 34 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:30,250 Like a bunny... for kids? 35 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,688 Nah? Okay, well. Ciao. 36 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,789 Ciao. 37 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,851 It goes up and down, and up and down-- 38 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,454 It's so hot, yeah. But you do it-- 39 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,925 Hi! This is my husband, Bjørn. 40 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,326 Patrick, nice to meet you. 41 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,994 We met at the Villa? 42 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:16,262 Right. 43 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:18,965 - Hi. - Hi. Karin. 44 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,568 Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Louise-- 45 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,837 - Hello. - and this is Agnes. 46 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,506 And what's your name? 47 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,677 Abel has difficulties speaking. 48 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,445 So, if he feels some sort of pressure 49 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:33,747 he can get a little insecure. 50 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,916 But there's no pressure at all. 51 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:38,180 And who is this? 52 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,153 Ninus. 53 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,321 Ninus? 54 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,690 Agnes just lost it, so Bjørn went to find it. 55 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,593 You went to find the rabbit? 56 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,694 Yes. 57 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,662 That's very heroic of you. 58 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,633 Thank you. 59 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:56,403 No, no. I'm serious... respect. 60 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,500 Well, thanks. 61 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,407 You're very welcome. 62 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,410 So, did you guys have lunch yet? 63 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,412 By the way, where are you guys from? 64 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,746 Holland, the southern part. 65 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,515 Yeah, countryside, it's a beautiful area. 66 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:11,418 Wow, I would just love to move outside the city 67 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,540 and be close to nature and all-- yeah. 68 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,655 Well, you should come and visit us. 69 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:17,624 - That would be great-- - Lasagna Vegeteriana. 70 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,225 - Prego. - Ci, Vegetarian? 71 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:20,560 - Vegetarian. - Yes, thank you. 72 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:23,129 - Tagliatelle ai funghi. - Ci, grazia. 73 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,864 E pizza margherita. 74 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,433 So, you're a vegetarian? 75 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:30,403 Yeah, I eat fish, but yes, I'm a vegetarian. 76 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,806 That's so good. We could all learn from you. 77 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,750 Yeah, good for the environment, really. 78 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,176 Well... thank you-- 79 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,410 E peposo. 80 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,179 Oh, Grazie mille. Oh, I'm starving. 81 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,747 - It looks good. - Looks great. 82 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,720 Well, I actually think that Dutch and Danish people 83 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:47,987 are very similar. 84 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,392 Yeah, so we're the same. 85 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,995 Well, in many ways I think so, actually. 86 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,931 It's uh, the same humor, 87 00:09:58,310 --> 00:10:01,340 the same um, the same um... same culture. 88 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:05,271 Yeah, at least we have more in common with people from Holland, 89 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,140 than with the Swedish people. 90 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,109 I's so glad you say that. 91 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,210 Yeah? 92 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,780 Really. No, I had a Swedish colleague 93 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:15,315 when I worked for the Médecins Sans Frontières. 94 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,249 You're a doctor? 95 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,417 Yeah. 96 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,453 No, really. He was the most boring and political correct man 97 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,389 I've ever met in my entire life. 98 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,556 Really. 99 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,665 ...you know saying weird stuff! 100 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:38,872 Like once we were in Greece, I was going with the cheering. 101 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,474 I was going... "Kalimera!" 102 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,377 Good morning! 103 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:29,416 "Dear Louise, Bjørn and Agnes. How are you? 104 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,785 We were just talking the other day 105 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:35,255 how nice it was spending time with you this summer. 106 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,592 And even though it's been a while, 107 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:42,595 we would love to invite you to come to visit us. 108 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:45,932 What do you say?" 109 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:50,300 "A weekend in the Dutch countryside. 110 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,730 Food, wine and long walks. 111 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:59,312 And, oh, by the way, Abel keeps mentioning Agnes. So funny. 112 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,140 He really misses her. 113 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,751 All the best from Abel, Patrick and Karin." 114 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,414 Yeah, you made it! 115 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,515 Finally, yes. 116 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,417 Yes, yes! 117 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,952 Hi. 118 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,458 So nice to see you again. 119 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,626 Hey, man. 120 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,294 What a beautiful place. 121 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,429 Thank you. 122 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:46,700 Oh no, you can leave them on. Or take them off. 123 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,667 Leave them on. 124 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,768 Or take them off. 125 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,770 Leaving 'em on, taking 'em off, whatever you want. 126 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:51,971 Thank you. 127 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,840 - Give me your coat. - Thank you. 128 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,941 Sorry for the mess. 129 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,760 Oh, it's nothing. 130 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,211 It's gonna get much worse. Come on! 131 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,413 So, come in. 132 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,516 Wow, very comfortable. 133 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,785 Yeah, that's the way we like it. 134 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,187 Oh, and we brought you something. 135 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,889 It's a little souvenir from Denmark. 136 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,658 It's Louise who bought it, so... 137 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,930 Thank you. 138 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:14,961 Uh, where's Abel? 139 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:16,830 Uh, downstairs maybe? 140 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,265 He's been cooking all day. He's making Wild Boar. 141 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,669 Come on. This is your room. 142 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,672 Ah, that's wonderful. 143 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,142 - Bjørn? - Yes. 144 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,643 - You want a beer? - Yeah. 145 00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:31,978 I want to show you my pool. 146 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,646 You have a pool? 147 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,188 Hi Abel. 148 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,264 Look, Agnes, we made you a little bed. 149 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,303 - Do you like it? - Yes, she likes it. 150 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,977 I forgot the presents. I'm so sorry. 151 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:05,845 No, it's fine. 152 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:13,520 Wow... it's coffee cups. That's sweet. 153 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,755 - Yeah? - Yeah. 154 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,192 And... a mermaid? 155 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:23,930 Yes, it's something that I think represents Denmark very well. 156 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,732 - It's The Little Mermaid. - Yeah. 157 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,800 I know it. 158 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,536 I've heard it's quite small and disappointing. 159 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,600 Well, actually there are some anecdotes about it 160 00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:34,207 that are really nice. 161 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,770 Oh yeah, you know what is also nice? 162 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,446 Louise... 163 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,749 This is for you. 164 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,417 Oh, no-no, that's fine-- 165 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,685 I insist. 166 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,721 I insist. 167 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:49,556 No-no, I'll wait till-- 168 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,725 - It's my favorite part. - Okay. 169 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:54,361 It's delicious. It's crispy and soft at the same time. 170 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,970 Yes. 171 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,631 Yeah. 172 00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:05,238 It's good, right? 173 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,606 Very good. 174 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,210 Oh, hi Abel. 175 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,562 But it is really lucky we've got the GPS, 176 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,598 because otherwise we'd have got lost like 20 times 177 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,766 I had it under control. 178 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,868 No, the GPS had. 179 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,737 I had. 180 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,442 It's frightening sometimes, 181 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,645 how we lose our ability to find our way through life. 182 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:56,449 Because we hand over the responsibility to technology. 183 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:57,851 That is so true. 184 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,687 I mean, people nowadays don't have a clue how to read a map. 185 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:06,426 I must admit that driving in a car like that, 186 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:11,531 with GPS and all these modern things, you-- 187 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:15,268 I-I want to turn it off sometimes. 188 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:17,237 And, as you were saying, Patrick-- 189 00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:18,705 Is he all right? 190 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:24,440 No, no, he's fine. He's fine. He'll fall asleep in a minute. 191 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:29,182 He just does this sometimes. It's part of his disease. 192 00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:31,840 Oh yeah, what is that? 193 00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:33,853 Abel has what you call "congenital aglossia". 194 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,524 Meaning basically, he's born without a tongue. 195 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:41,294 Or... a much smaller tongue than you and me. 196 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,696 But is he in pain? 197 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:43,930 Oh no, no pain. 198 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,133 He just has a hard time making himself understandable. 199 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,637 Oh no, I understand everything he says. 200 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,828 Excuse me for just one second. 201 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:30,470 Um, Abel, do you think you could move away? 202 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,840 Uh, because Agnes really wants to try it. 203 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:48,855 Uh, excuse me? 204 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,958 Agnes really wants to try the slide. 205 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:53,693 And do you think it is possible 206 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:57,564 to ask Abel to move away just for one second? 207 00:25:02,202 --> 00:25:04,370 So sorry about this. 208 00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:06,306 No, it's okay, it's nothing. 209 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,748 Patrick, it's all right. He doesn't have to. 210 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:17,183 No, he wants to say "I apologize". 211 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:19,319 Yeah, he really wants to. 212 00:25:21,121 --> 00:25:22,422 Sorry. 213 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,868 - I must have the recipe. - It's good, right? 214 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,504 It reminds me of what we call a Mazarin? 215 00:25:37,604 --> 00:25:41,574 A Mazarin tart... a Danish thing. 216 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,410 Come here. 217 00:26:03,263 --> 00:26:05,432 Hey, am I interrupting? 218 00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:06,933 No-no, of course not. 219 00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:10,270 Well Patrick and I would like to invite you to dinner tonight. 220 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,639 Oh, that's so nice of you. 221 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:15,241 Yeah, there's a nice restaurant with great local food 222 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,409 just up the road. 223 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:18,745 And we wouldn't want you to miss the opportunity 224 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:19,479 while you're here. 225 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:20,847 That sounds good. 226 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:21,981 Great. 227 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:51,945 Yes, perfect timing. 228 00:27:12,232 --> 00:27:13,967 He doesn't speak any English. 229 00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:15,101 And who is Muhajid? 230 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,736 He's the babysitter. 231 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,390 - The babysitter? - Yeah. 232 00:27:24,244 --> 00:27:26,513 But the kids are going as well, right? 233 00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:30,160 No, tonight is without kids. Didn't I tell you that? 234 00:27:34,888 --> 00:27:36,690 Muhajid is so very good with children. 235 00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:39,859 The whole neighborhood uses him and not only because he's cheap. 236 00:27:42,562 --> 00:27:44,431 Hey guys! 237 00:27:44,531 --> 00:27:45,932 Let's go! 238 00:27:48,301 --> 00:27:49,736 Come on, let's move. 239 00:28:13,593 --> 00:28:15,795 Patrick, are we at the restaurant soon? 240 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:17,764 We'll be there in a minute. 241 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,976 Uh, What is the "stamppot"? 242 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,581 Oh, that's great. It's the house specialty... you should try it, 243 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:35,782 - Okay - It's good. 244 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,151 Yeah, and the "boerenkool"? 245 00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:41,588 Boerenkool. Oh, that's also stamppot, you'll love it. 246 00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:43,823 It's delicious, they make it very well here. 247 00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:47,930 And what is stamppot? 248 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:50,663 Stamppot? Oh, that's typical Dutch. Very traditional. 249 00:28:50,764 --> 00:28:53,700 Like potatoes and vegetables, you stamp it all together. 250 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,703 Steef! Let me take care of you guys. Okay? 251 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,471 Yeah, fine with me. 252 00:29:06,513 --> 00:29:08,815 And remember, I'm a vegetarian. 253 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:09,582 I'm sorry? 254 00:29:09,683 --> 00:29:10,750 Yes, I don't eat meat. 255 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,253 Oh, yes, yes. So good for the environment, yes. 256 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:14,921 But you eat fish, right? 257 00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:16,220 Yes. 258 00:29:16,289 --> 00:29:18,191 So you're not a vegetarian, you're a pescatarian. 259 00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:19,893 Yes. 260 00:29:19,993 --> 00:29:21,940 Yes, Steef? 261 00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:30,704 And fish is not meat? 262 00:29:30,804 --> 00:29:34,607 Of course, um, but it's better for the environment. 263 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:37,677 And the way the fishing industry works 264 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:41,470 and how we treat the oceans is not affecting the climate? 265 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:49,622 Well, I would like to propose a toast-- 266 00:29:49,723 --> 00:29:50,724 - Okay. - For uh, 267 00:29:50,757 --> 00:29:52,692 - good times. - For good times. 268 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,661 We say proost. 269 00:29:54,761 --> 00:29:55,995 - Proost. - Proost. 270 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,964 - Proost. - Proost. 271 00:30:04,404 --> 00:30:05,605 Well, I just hate this... 272 00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:13,146 This, um, this team building bullshit, you know. 273 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:49,749 Someone had a really good time tonight. 274 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,840 You want us to chip in? 275 00:30:51,184 --> 00:30:52,919 Oh, thanks man. 276 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:05,532 So the dinner is on us? 277 00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:09,602 Oh, that's so kind. Thanks, man, thanks. 278 00:31:57,830 --> 00:32:02,622 I'm so sorry, he's just so drunk. I'm truly sorry. Okay? 279 00:32:04,524 --> 00:32:07,727 I truly apologize, I'm so sorry. 280 00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:10,463 And ya! 281 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:16,903 - Patrick! - Just a little bit, please? 282 00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:18,905 Just a little bit down. 283 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:21,207 Just a little bit. 284 00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:25,845 - Okay, a little bit. - Yeah! 285 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:29,820 Yeah. Thank you. 286 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:40,633 We had some really lovely days here. 287 00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:43,136 What's going on? 288 00:41:43,236 --> 00:41:46,406 Well, uh, we have a situation here. 289 00:41:46,439 --> 00:41:49,676 Someone left without saying goodbye. 290 00:41:49,776 --> 00:41:52,145 No, as I was just trying to tell Patrick, 291 00:41:52,245 --> 00:41:54,547 we had some really lovely days. 292 00:41:54,647 --> 00:41:56,416 And then I ask again, why are you leaving-- 293 00:41:58,485 --> 00:42:01,521 We had some good days, it's just um... 294 00:42:03,623 --> 00:42:07,127 there's just some things that... 295 00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:11,898 that make us believe that it's best that we go home. 296 00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:14,401 What are those things? I want to know. 297 00:42:14,434 --> 00:42:17,404 - It's um, many things. - Such as? 298 00:42:21,641 --> 00:42:24,678 It's just, um... such as... 299 00:42:27,147 --> 00:42:30,650 Such as the bed for instance. It's really small, and uh, 300 00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:35,422 and Agnes doesn't want to sleep on the floor, 301 00:42:35,522 --> 00:42:38,240 so she comes in at night. 302 00:42:42,929 --> 00:42:49,402 Okay, so with all of your respect... 303 00:42:50,770 --> 00:42:53,773 First of all, I'm a vegetarian. 304 00:42:53,873 --> 00:42:58,440 But all you've been doing since we got here was serving meat. 305 00:42:58,144 --> 00:43:00,714 But we have all sorts of food. You can have a hagelslag 306 00:43:00,814 --> 00:43:02,382 sandwich right now. I can make it for you. 307 00:43:02,382 --> 00:43:04,417 No, thank you. 308 00:43:04,517 --> 00:43:08,521 And last night at that restaurant or... 309 00:43:08,922 --> 00:43:12,592 roadhouse or whatever that place was, it was... 310 00:43:13,426 --> 00:43:16,730 it was very uncomfortable to drive. 311 00:43:18,131 --> 00:43:20,967 And the music was so loud. 312 00:43:22,402 --> 00:43:25,138 And you were drinking and driving. 313 00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:31,878 And the way you were touching each other in front of us 314 00:43:31,978 --> 00:43:35,281 that just made me so uncomfortable, I'm really sorry. 315 00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:41,187 But it just um... so many things have felt so wrong. 316 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,858 I'm really sorry, but it's just how it is. 317 00:43:57,404 --> 00:43:59,105 I'm in shock. 318 00:44:07,147 --> 00:44:09,482 Can-can I say something? 319 00:44:13,286 --> 00:44:16,723 Uh, first of all... Louise. 320 00:44:16,823 --> 00:44:21,795 I am so sorry that we forgot that you were a vegetarian. 321 00:44:22,562 --> 00:44:25,732 And if there are things you don't eat, 322 00:44:25,832 --> 00:44:28,568 you just could have told us. 323 00:44:29,803 --> 00:44:30,804 Right? 324 00:44:31,504 --> 00:44:33,573 And our house is not huge, 325 00:44:33,673 --> 00:44:36,910 so we cannot offer you a big luxury room 326 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:40,146 and a king-size bed, Bjørn. I'm sorry. 327 00:44:40,246 --> 00:44:44,217 And I am truly sorry that Agnes doesn't feel comfortable 328 00:44:44,384 --> 00:44:48,388 staying in Abel's room. But we thought it was only natural. 329 00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:52,459 I mean, if you only knew how much Abel was looking forward to 330 00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:55,762 sharing his toys in his room with Agnes. 331 00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:59,899 And the roadhouse, as you call it... 332 00:45:00,533 --> 00:45:03,970 the hugging and the dancing. 333 00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:09,943 We were just having a fun evening. Guys, come on. 334 00:45:10,430 --> 00:45:14,447 I mean, dancing and kissing the one you love. 335 00:45:14,547 --> 00:45:16,383 What's the problem? 336 00:45:16,483 --> 00:45:17,884 To me, it's crossing the line 337 00:45:17,984 --> 00:45:20,253 when you pick up my daughter at night. 338 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,856 And then you take her into your bed, 339 00:45:22,956 --> 00:45:25,158 where you slept next to her, naked. 340 00:45:27,527 --> 00:45:30,397 Yeah but, where were you? 341 00:45:30,430 --> 00:45:34,634 Louise, I mean, Agnes kept calling? 342 00:45:35,235 --> 00:45:37,270 She was crying. 343 00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:43,760 Where were you? 344 00:45:46,946 --> 00:45:49,883 First of all there's nothing we can do now to change the way 345 00:45:49,983 --> 00:45:52,485 you have felt during these past few days. 346 00:45:52,852 --> 00:45:54,521 And it truly breaks my heart to hear 347 00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:56,289 that you haven't enjoyed your stay. 348 00:45:56,690 --> 00:45:59,159 It makes me wonder if maybe I've failed as a host. 349 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,829 No one is forcing you to stay. 350 00:46:03,963 --> 00:46:08,835 But I really hope you do, 'cause today is gonna be a great day. 351 00:46:09,202 --> 00:46:13,730 I promise you, today, it's gonna be great. 352 00:46:33,593 --> 00:46:37,430 It's this scissor. It doesn't cut anything, it's so dull. 353 00:46:59,285 --> 00:47:01,554 This is okay if I turn on the radio? 354 00:47:01,654 --> 00:47:03,723 Yeah, of course. 355 00:47:07,827 --> 00:47:09,896 You can turn it up if you like. 356 00:47:18,905 --> 00:47:21,708 So, what kind of music do you like? 357 00:47:22,275 --> 00:47:23,276 Ah, well... 358 00:47:24,244 --> 00:47:28,715 yeah, I listen to, you know, all kinds. 359 00:47:28,815 --> 00:47:32,852 Like uh... like pop and rock and, uh... 360 00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:36,423 yeah, basically all kinds you know. 361 00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:38,191 - And you? - Me too. 362 00:47:38,925 --> 00:47:41,428 Pop, rock... funk. 363 00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:47,000 I like music that I can sing along to. I like singing. 364 00:47:47,701 --> 00:47:50,300 - Yeah, singing is good. - Yeah. 365 00:47:50,737 --> 00:47:53,573 Actually, there's a lot of great Dutch music. 366 00:47:53,673 --> 00:47:55,608 You want me to play you some? 367 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,978 Yeah yeah, please. I'd really like to hear some. 368 00:47:59,790 --> 00:48:01,414 - You sure? - Yeah, really. 369 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:12,359 This is called "It Never Ends". 370 00:48:30,877 --> 00:48:32,512 And who is it? 371 00:48:32,612 --> 00:48:34,470 Trijntje Oosterhuis. 372 00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:37,450 I think, this is how an angel sounds. 373 00:48:50,163 --> 00:48:52,365 I really want to apologize for my behavior last night. 374 00:48:52,932 --> 00:48:56,536 I'm sorry I made you feel so uncomfortable. 375 00:48:56,636 --> 00:49:00,373 No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. 376 00:49:03,430 --> 00:49:08,281 You know, sometimes I have this thing, right here. 377 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:13,253 And it's so powerful and wild. 378 00:49:13,953 --> 00:49:17,490 And I like it. That's the weird part. 379 00:49:17,590 --> 00:49:20,593 I really like it. You understand? 380 00:49:20,694 --> 00:49:22,620 Yeah. 381 00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:23,930 You do? 382 00:49:24,397 --> 00:49:25,532 Totally. 383 00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:31,171 Normally, I just uh... 384 00:49:32,605 --> 00:49:35,410 just try to hold it down or... 385 00:49:35,709 --> 00:49:38,111 keep it in chains. 386 00:49:39,145 --> 00:49:40,380 Why? 387 00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:44,840 I don't know why. 388 00:49:46,753 --> 00:49:48,521 Too many rules, I guess... 389 00:49:49,789 --> 00:49:51,891 - It's um-- - It's what? 390 00:49:54,627 --> 00:49:56,296 It's clau-- Yeah, I don't know, 391 00:49:56,396 --> 00:50:00,400 It's... claustrophobic, you know? 392 00:50:02,402 --> 00:50:05,405 It's like I become this person I don't want to be. 393 00:50:08,942 --> 00:50:10,477 Who is that person? 394 00:50:12,178 --> 00:50:16,916 I don't know. It's... some guy. 395 00:50:18,385 --> 00:50:21,388 Some normal guy who gets up in the morning and... 396 00:50:21,454 --> 00:50:26,393 ...takes his daughter to school and... goes to work. 397 00:50:29,396 --> 00:50:33,833 Play a little squash once a week. 398 00:50:36,236 --> 00:50:39,439 Have dinner with people I don't even like. 399 00:50:50,684 --> 00:50:53,190 And I'm so tired of smiling all the time. 400 00:51:00,827 --> 00:51:02,395 Come. 401 00:51:04,230 --> 00:51:07,167 Come, I want to show you something. 402 00:52:18,438 --> 00:52:21,775 - It's fantastic. - This is the life, huh? 403 00:52:30,717 --> 00:52:33,687 Louise, thank you so much for helping out in the garden. 404 00:52:33,787 --> 00:52:35,188 Oh, you're very welcome. 405 00:52:41,227 --> 00:52:43,396 Um, they want to show a dance. 406 00:52:43,430 --> 00:52:47,500 Oh, that's so nice. Maybe when we have coffee. 407 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:53,640 Agnes, can you set the table, please? 408 00:53:08,621 --> 00:53:11,391 Patrick, maybe you could take a look at her finger? 409 00:53:12,726 --> 00:53:14,260 Sure. 410 00:53:20,734 --> 00:53:22,702 It's good that we have a doctor in the house. 411 00:53:22,802 --> 00:53:24,137 I'm not a doctor. 412 00:53:25,705 --> 00:53:28,675 But didn't you say you were a doctor? 413 00:53:28,775 --> 00:53:30,810 Did I? Oh, I lied. 414 00:53:30,910 --> 00:53:32,512 - You lied? - Yeah. 415 00:53:32,612 --> 00:53:35,215 Sometimes I get a little insecure when I meet new people. 416 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:37,484 He just wanted to make a good impression. 417 00:53:44,224 --> 00:53:45,892 What do you work with then? 418 00:53:45,992 --> 00:53:47,827 - I don't work. - No? 419 00:53:47,927 --> 00:53:49,620 No, I'm unemployed. 420 00:53:49,295 --> 00:53:51,398 I've never worked, I don't believe in working. 421 00:53:55,468 --> 00:53:59,372 Oh, that's wrong. It's the other way around. 422 00:54:07,247 --> 00:54:08,381 Okay? 423 00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:09,783 Sorry. 424 00:54:09,883 --> 00:54:11,384 - Yes. - No, ow! Okay. 425 00:54:11,985 --> 00:54:14,154 Yeah, I got this, thank you. 426 00:54:14,954 --> 00:54:16,389 Who needs a doctor, right? 427 00:54:16,456 --> 00:54:18,391 Yeah. 428 00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:23,163 Bread? Yes. 429 00:54:25,398 --> 00:54:27,133 You know, it's a shame 430 00:54:27,233 --> 00:54:31,370 that Holland is not really being recognized 431 00:54:31,104 --> 00:54:33,239 as a producer of fine and high quality cheese 432 00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:36,760 like Italy or France for example. 433 00:54:36,176 --> 00:54:38,111 Oh, here. 434 00:54:38,211 --> 00:54:40,447 I mean, we are a cheese nation. 435 00:54:40,547 --> 00:54:43,149 We export more cheese than any other country in the world, 436 00:54:43,249 --> 00:54:45,510 besides Germany, of course. 437 00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:46,386 But I sometimes feel... 438 00:54:46,886 --> 00:54:50,223 that Dutch cheese is not getting the respect it deserves. 439 00:55:04,304 --> 00:55:07,240 Everyone should come with Bjørn and me to the market 440 00:55:07,374 --> 00:55:09,275 and try some of Johan's cheese. 441 00:55:09,376 --> 00:55:12,379 Then they will give Dutch cheese the respect it deserves. 442 00:55:12,712 --> 00:55:13,880 Johan said it himself. 443 00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:15,715 Forget Stilton, forget Gorgonzola. 444 00:55:15,815 --> 00:55:19,219 Dutch cheese, Dutch cheese is the number one, right? 445 00:55:19,386 --> 00:55:20,420 Bjørn. 446 00:55:20,687 --> 00:55:22,255 The cheese at the market, it was good, right? 447 00:55:22,288 --> 00:55:24,791 - It was fantastic. - It was number one. 448 00:55:24,891 --> 00:55:27,494 Johan said it himself, cheers! 449 00:55:27,594 --> 00:55:30,563 Cheers. 450 00:55:36,569 --> 00:55:38,738 Stop telling my daughter what to do. 451 00:55:42,809 --> 00:55:46,279 It's not up to you to tell my daughter what to do, okay? 452 00:55:46,846 --> 00:55:50,383 Okay, relax. I'm sorry. 453 00:56:26,519 --> 00:56:27,620 Sorry about that. 454 00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:29,456 - No, it's okay. - Okay? 455 00:56:30,256 --> 00:56:34,227 One, two, three, four. 456 00:56:44,137 --> 00:56:46,600 It's okay. They're both really good. 457 00:56:46,106 --> 00:56:49,542 Yes, but he has no rhythm. And he's messing up the routine. 458 00:56:49,642 --> 00:56:51,478 No, but they are just kids. 459 00:56:51,578 --> 00:56:54,470 Yes, but if he wants to reach his potential, 460 00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:56,116 he has to concentrate, right? Right. 461 00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:02,589 Okay, one more time. 462 00:57:29,516 --> 00:57:31,751 No, she has to stay because it's a duet. 463 00:57:31,851 --> 00:57:33,186 No, she doesn't want to. 464 00:57:33,286 --> 00:57:34,387 No, she has to stay. 465 00:57:34,421 --> 00:57:35,955 She doesn't want to dance anymore. 466 00:58:47,527 --> 00:58:49,629 Uh, what's the problem? 467 00:58:51,765 --> 00:58:55,835 You cannot... he's only a child for Christ's sake. 468 00:58:56,803 --> 00:59:02,242 I mean, what the hell is wrong with you? 469 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:05,578 Can't you see he's crying? He's in pain? 470 00:59:07,547 --> 00:59:10,830 You can't talk to him that way. What is wrong with you? 471 00:59:10,183 --> 00:59:12,986 Oh my god, what's wrong? 472 00:59:13,386 --> 00:59:15,822 Because we do things differently? 473 00:59:15,922 --> 00:59:18,892 This is not about doing things differently. 474 00:59:18,992 --> 00:59:20,260 It's not about that. 475 00:59:20,627 --> 00:59:22,962 No! This is about doing what is right. 476 00:59:23,630 --> 00:59:27,400 This is really... to do what is right for you. 477 00:59:27,434 --> 00:59:29,169 Like showing your son some love when he is crying 478 00:59:29,202 --> 00:59:30,670 instead of shouting at him. 479 00:59:30,737 --> 00:59:32,405 Yeah, and Patrick, what the ****? 480 00:59:32,472 --> 00:59:34,374 Why can't you just let him dance? 481 00:59:35,141 --> 00:59:36,810 Oh, that wasn't dancing. 482 00:59:38,511 --> 00:59:39,846 Yeah, but you threw a cup at him! 483 00:59:41,114 --> 00:59:43,249 Sorry, but I can't listen to you talk to him that way. 484 00:59:44,170 --> 00:59:45,585 You threw a cup at the wall! 485 00:59:49,389 --> 00:59:51,558 Okay, stop this please. Please stop it. 486 01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:26,726 Bjørn, can you please take her inside? 487 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,695 I don't want her to see me like this. 488 01:07:30,383 --> 01:07:32,385 Okay, let's go. 489 01:12:16,136 --> 01:12:17,404 Hello? 490 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:31,584 Hello!? 491 01:12:36,222 --> 01:12:37,424 Hello!? 492 01:12:50,870 --> 01:12:51,905 Louise? 493 01:12:56,643 --> 01:12:57,877 Louise!? 494 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,249 Louise!? 495 01:13:11,391 --> 01:13:12,759 Agnes!? 496 01:13:16,996 --> 01:13:18,398 Agnes!? 497 01:13:27,207 --> 01:13:28,875 Louise!? 498 01:13:42,222 --> 01:13:45,258 Agnes! 499 01:14:15,210 --> 01:14:16,220 Hey Bjørn. 500 01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:24,631 Thanks for the call. 501 01:14:26,733 --> 01:14:29,736 I'm glad you agreed to meet us up on the road. 502 01:14:30,670 --> 01:14:34,741 Thanks for helping us out. It's very nice of you. 503 01:14:34,841 --> 01:14:36,376 Of course, hmm. 504 01:14:53,393 --> 01:14:54,394 Get in the car. 505 01:14:55,195 --> 01:14:59,966 Please don't hurt us. Please don't hurt my family. 506 01:15:01,568 --> 01:15:03,360 We just want to go home. 507 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:10,430 Hey, it's okay. Relax. 508 01:15:10,410 --> 01:15:13,947 As long as you do as we say, it's gonna be fine. 509 01:15:29,763 --> 01:15:32,980 Do you know when we will be back at the house? 510 01:15:32,565 --> 01:15:34,467 It won't be long now. 511 01:15:48,815 --> 01:15:50,517 Is Abel alone at the house? 512 01:15:50,617 --> 01:15:52,719 No, Muhajid is looking after him. 513 01:15:53,653 --> 01:15:56,790 He was up early anyway, so... 514 01:17:24,644 --> 01:17:25,979 Are we there soon? 515 01:17:34,387 --> 01:17:35,789 Be quiet. 516 01:17:38,558 --> 01:17:40,193 Excuse me? 517 01:17:45,398 --> 01:17:47,500 Will you be quiet, please? 518 01:17:53,139 --> 01:17:55,408 Can you tell us when we'll be back at the house? 519 01:18:05,852 --> 01:18:07,954 We're going to your house, right? 520 01:19:02,609 --> 01:19:04,177 Now you have to tell us what's going on-- 521 01:19:04,177 --> 01:19:05,945 Shut up. Shut the **** up. 522 01:19:06,460 --> 01:19:08,381 Don't talk to my family like-- 523 01:19:41,381 --> 01:19:44,684 Louise, please let go of her. 524 01:19:54,794 --> 01:19:55,995 Louise... 525 01:19:58,465 --> 01:19:59,833 You will let go, yes. 526 01:19:59,933 --> 01:20:02,302 - No. - You will, you will. 527 01:23:43,790 --> 01:23:45,859 Why are you doing this? 528 01:23:50,630 --> 01:23:51,598 Because you let me. 529 01:24:03,677 --> 01:24:05,412 Take off your clothes.