1 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,793 Hello, three? All clear. Bring it in. 2 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:14,414 Brigade. 3 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,684 Once more unto the breach. 4 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,200 Yes, chef. 5 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,504 Where the **** am I? 6 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:18,371 - Look, it's Diana. - Excuse me. 7 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,741 I'm looking for somewhere. 8 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,910 I've absolutely no idea where I am. 9 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,419 There are no signs anywhere. 10 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,323 Where am I? 11 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:28,942 Right. 12 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:36,182 "Half my weight's in jewellery, anyway." 13 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,888 Do you remember when she said that? 14 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,724 I wasn't here, but I heard about it. 15 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,626 Is she here yet? 16 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,863 Not yet, ma'am, no. 17 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,798 Then she's late. 18 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,690 And he is early. 19 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,677 And yet she is late. 20 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,480 Well, well, well. 21 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,620 Excuse me! 22 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,106 What the bloody hell are you doing here, Diana? 23 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,343 Sorry, I mean... your royal highness. 24 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,247 I'm lost. 25 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,752 But if it's you, I must be close, yes? 26 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,188 Yeah, the house is just there but... 27 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,424 Why are you driving yourself? 28 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,193 Well, cars don't drive on their own. 29 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,366 Where's your driver? Where's your security detail? 30 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,101 I don't know 31 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,705 I was in the cafe in Kensington giving some presents and... 32 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,440 I thought I might just... 33 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,108 Drive. 34 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,477 Do they know? 35 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,448 I just drove. 36 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,318 Well, anyway. 37 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,153 Hello again. 38 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,689 Hello, Darren. 39 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,193 Is everybody there? 40 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,962 Well, apart from her majesty, yeah. 41 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,630 Perfect. 42 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,470 Look. 43 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:44,971 Of course. 44 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,906 Now I know where I am. 45 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,430 We used to call him bertie. 46 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,140 I think that's my father's coat he's wearing. 47 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,984 We used to live just over that hill. 48 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,854 Papa used to give the farmer his old clothes. 49 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:10,497 Gosh, how could I get lost in a place where I used to play? 50 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,532 We should really get going. 51 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,337 Will they kill me, do you think? 52 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,730 I'm going to check. 53 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,441 Check what? 54 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,910 Look, it's sandwiches in 15 minutes. 55 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,712 - It's papa's, I'm sure of it. - Wait. 56 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:29,490 Say there was a big tractor broken down or something, eh? 57 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:30,216 Say you got lost. 58 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,518 Anything. 59 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,721 It's too late for trying broken tractors on them. 60 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:37,223 [Suspenseful discordant music plays} 61 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,677 Her majesty. 62 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,130 Your royal highness. 63 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,257 Hello. 64 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,897 Gary usually lets me off. 65 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,233 Gary, your royal highness? 66 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,302 The normal page. The usual Christmas page. 67 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,538 We have a thing between us, an understanding. 68 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,374 I don't usually do the getting-weighed thing. 69 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,209 I'm halfjewellery, anyway. 70 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,744 That's what I always say. 71 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,781 I'm not, though. 72 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,116 - It's a joke. - Ma'am. 73 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:53,820 Her majesty herselfjust a second ago sat on these scales. 74 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,424 And she was very insistent that everyone joins in. 75 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,960 - I don't think I've seen you before. - This is my first sandringham duty. 76 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,396 To make sure everyone joins in. 77 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,900 They said no one is above tradition. 78 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,103 Okay, fine. 79 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,771 I'm in enough trouble. 80 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,115 We have to put on three pounds minimum before we leave 81 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,784 to prove we enjoyed Christmas, yes? 82 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,920 That is the tradition. 83 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:31,124 It was prince Albert in 1847 who began it. 84 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,762 - It's meant to be a bit of fun. - Well, it is, it's a lovely bit of fun. 85 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,531 I'll do what I can. But no promises. 86 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,334 I'm always catching up, always. 87 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,439 - They're all here, aren't they? - Yes. 88 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,479 What happened? 89 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,347 A tractor broken down. 90 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,117 I had to help mend it. My fingernails. 91 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,888 - Is the bedroom cold again this year? - Yes, it is. 92 00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:05,250 I always tell them. They never listen. 93 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:08,695 - Ma'am, if the bedroom's cold... - The bedroom's always cold. 94 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,897 It's a bit of fun. Tradition. 95 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,660 I will have more blankets delivered. 96 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,402 Why don't they just turn up the heating 97 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,370 instead of burying everyone in blankets? 98 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,539 - It's every year I say it. - Mummy? 99 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,509 What? Oh, look at you! 100 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,244 -Mummy, I'm cold. 101 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,470 Who gave you this big, hilarious coat? 102 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,682 It's from the storeroom, ma'am. 103 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,384 His royal highness kept saying he was cold. 104 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,819 Instead of heating... 105 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,489 They've dressed you up like Winston Churchill. 106 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,260 Your royal highness. 107 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:43,329 The family are all gathered in the drawing room for the sandwiches. 108 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,497 They are waiting. 109 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,535 The sandwiches. 110 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,500 The sandwiches. The holy sandwiches. 111 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,174 Good. 112 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,443 To the sandwiches. 113 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,120 I'll be there in a minute. 114 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,381 Ma'am. 115 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,990 Three days. 116 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:19,926 That's it. 117 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,836 [Gaspsi 118 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,206 Maggie. 119 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,845 Oh my god. Didn't they tell you? 120 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,849 I've got you again. I bagged you. 121 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,452 They gave me to you because I insisted. 122 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,487 Good. 123 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,389 Hope. 124 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,628 These are your dresses for the whole thing. 125 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,670 I have to run. Listen... 126 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,370 I've left a coat in my car. 127 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,972 I want you to clean it, sew it up, 128 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,207 whatever it needs. 129 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,543 A coat from where, ma'am? 130 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:13,380 Ancient history. 131 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,714 Whose ancient history? 132 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,516 Spencer. 133 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,767 I was always last back. 134 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,602 Always late for everything. 135 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:40,730 I'd get home half an hour after the others and... 136 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,541 Everyone would just laugh. 137 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,279 I'd actually forgotten all about the scarecrow until today. 138 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,490 I can't believe he's still watching over us. 139 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,552 How can he watch us? 140 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:57,724 Ma'am, they're about to open the presents. 141 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,925 Yes, coming. 142 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:01,795 Mummy, 143 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,632 why do we have to open our presents on Christmas Eve? 144 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,802 Why not Christmas day like everybody else? 145 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,605 - You know at school you do tenses? - Yeah. 146 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,208 There's the past, the present, future. 147 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,276 Right. 148 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,878 Well here, there is only one tense. 149 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,810 There is no future. 150 00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:24,500 The past and the present are the same thing. 151 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,953 Daddy told Harry it's because father Christmas 152 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,823 does queens and kings the day before everybody else 153 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,958 so that we get the best presents. 154 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,960 - It's true. - He still believes it. 155 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,261 What? 156 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,297 Actually, that was my little fabrication. 157 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,798 I believe mummy. 158 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,468 Daddy did confirm it, though. 159 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,737 Oh, if daddy confirmed it, then it must be true. 160 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,305 Yes, of course it is. 161 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,141 You two are both gonna get coal for Christmas. 162 00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:51,911 Can we go to the house where you used to live? 163 00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:53,790 It's boarded up. 164 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,782 It's dangerous, apparently. 165 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,184 They said, "it's dangerous, you know?" 166 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,187 - Aww. - In those voices, like doors closing. 167 00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:02,989 Did granny order that? 168 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,659 Ma'am, the others are waiting. 169 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:09,129 Okay, you go. I'll join you in a minute. Come on. 170 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,767 Do you like them getting cross with you? 171 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,101 Yes, terribly. 172 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:17,137 Mummy, 173 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,304 what's happened? 174 00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:20,607 It's Christmas. 175 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,509 Everything waits until after Christmas. 176 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:23,977 Go on. 177 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,790 ****. 178 00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:03,383 There. 179 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:20,500 What do you think? 180 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,103 Very beautiful, your royal highness. 181 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,571 Mm. 182 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:31,611 - It's Martha, isn't it? - Maria, ma'am. 183 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:32,679 Oh. 184 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,500 My husband doesn't know it, but... 185 00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:39,953 I saw a photo and... 186 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,722 She was wearing exactly the same pearls. 187 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,426 He bought exactly the same for her. 188 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:49,195 But he doesn't even realise. 189 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,867 It's why I left them. 190 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,350 As a gesture. 191 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,206 They are beautiful. 192 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:04,978 It's not the pearls' fault, is it? 193 00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:06,813 No, ma'am. 194 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,510 If I gave them to you, would you take them? 195 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,726 No, she couldn't possibly think of it, ma'am. 196 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,896 I'm told there's a dress to go with them. 197 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,330 I'm told it's all set. 198 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,666 You know? All set. 199 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,503 As if everything's already happened. 200 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:36,690 Papa, didn't you say that we Spencers were distantly related to Anne boleyn? 201 00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:39,539 Yes, I read all about her. 202 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:42,509 They even wrote a poem. 203 00:25:45,245 --> 00:25:46,846 "She married the king of england 204 00:25:47,514 --> 00:25:49,315 "and the king chopped off her head 205 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,352 "because he met another woman 206 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,155 "and wanted her to be queen... 207 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:57,924 "Instead." 208 00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:35,228 Who is it? 209 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:36,763 It's Maggie, ma'am. 210 00:26:38,531 --> 00:26:39,699 Well, come. 211 00:26:41,134 --> 00:26:42,369 Emergency. 212 00:26:46,473 --> 00:26:48,410 Gosh, thank god it's you. 213 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:49,809 Look. 214 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,644 Emergency, why? It looks beautiful. 215 00:26:52,145 --> 00:26:54,814 - But it doesn't fit. - Have you tried it on? 216 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,316 No, with my mood. 217 00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:58,451 It... it doesn't fit in with my mood. 218 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:02,489 Should be black. Black, to contrast the pearls. 219 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,931 Not only did I rescue it from a scarecrow, 220 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,100 I'm talking to it. 221 00:27:15,268 --> 00:27:17,604 All rumours of my disintegration confirmed. 222 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,611 You know, the dust in this house... 223 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,849 Almost certainly contains the dead skin of every person who's ever stayed in it. 224 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,651 This was once queen Victoria's room. 225 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:34,754 So it will have her skin floating in the air. 226 00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:39,920 She wore black for forty years after her husband died. 227 00:27:40,593 --> 00:27:42,195 That's love, isn't it? 228 00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:45,365 Well, there's no need to wear black because no one has died. 229 00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:52,105 - I've put on weight. - No, you've lost weight. 230 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,641 There's up or down. It's not an issue of debate. 231 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,676 Remember, we used to talk. 232 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:59,546 They fill your eggs with princes and ride away. 233 00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:01,948 That's fine. 234 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:03,717 It's just fine. 235 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,180 Oh, **** it. 236 00:28:06,553 --> 00:28:07,821 I will wear the dress. 237 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:09,956 With the pearls. 238 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,240 Good. 239 00:28:11,624 --> 00:28:12,792 Good choice. 240 00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:15,295 Because I'm too weak to insist on black. 241 00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:16,463 Please. 242 00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:19,466 - It will be fine. - Yes, it will be fine. 243 00:28:20,330 --> 00:28:21,201 Good. 244 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:24,304 You'll be in the world, in some pub. Laughing. 245 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:27,974 And I will be in a field full of ****ing landmines. 246 00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:31,411 So stand very still and smile a lot. 247 00:28:31,845 --> 00:28:34,314 In this house, everyone can hear everything. 248 00:28:34,581 --> 00:28:36,649 Yes, even your thoughts. 249 00:28:36,683 --> 00:28:37,884 Who is that new chap? 250 00:28:38,685 --> 00:28:40,220 He can read your thoughts. 251 00:28:40,253 --> 00:28:42,856 Yes, they're getting quite serious. 252 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:46,192 - About? - They're getting serious about you. 253 00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:48,895 It is concern. 254 00:28:49,529 --> 00:28:50,864 Yes, concern. 255 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:53,366 Suggesting compassion. 256 00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:56,360 Why wouldn't they be concerned? 257 00:28:56,703 --> 00:28:57,937 I'm half gone. 258 00:28:58,371 --> 00:29:00,173 - Gone where? - I don't know. 259 00:29:02,342 --> 00:29:03,910 Today, I nearly just... 260 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,513 Nearly just kept driving. 261 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:12,419 This year they insisted on weighing me. 262 00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:17,123 Just a bit of fun. 263 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,392 They can't change. 264 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,628 You have to change. 265 00:29:22,729 --> 00:29:25,865 I mean, the weighing, yes, that is just that. 266 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,680 A bit of fun. 267 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:30,804 But don't see conspiracy everywhere. 268 00:29:31,538 --> 00:29:33,606 Don't behave the way the say you behave. 269 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:35,775 You make it easy for them. 270 00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:38,278 Easy for them to do what? 271 00:29:39,790 --> 00:29:40,800 Well, say it. 272 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,115 Just look gorgeous. 273 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:45,452 I know about the pearls. I know he gave the same to her. 274 00:29:45,752 --> 00:29:48,121 I understand why you're like this. 275 00:29:51,570 --> 00:29:53,593 - It's deliberate. - No, no. 276 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,128 He just forgets. 277 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:57,630 But wear them anyway. 278 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,500 And in your beauty, he will remember. 279 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,136 I don't care if he ****ing remembers. 280 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,239 Then only remember you're beautiful. 281 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,641 Don't let that go. 282 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:10,577 Beauty is useless. 283 00:30:12,445 --> 00:30:13,613 Beauty is clothing. 284 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:25,458 Prepare the tureens, warm the bowls. Please. Hush, hush, no noise. 285 00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:28,628 Stay on on your feet! 286 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:30,130 They can hear us. 287 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:32,665 Pitter, patter, soft words. 288 00:30:32,699 --> 00:30:37,270 Fingers out of saucers, you sons and you daughters of *****es. 289 00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:40,940 And we blanch the nettles or they will sting us. 290 00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:47,947 Brigade, we make everything the best it can be. 291 00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:50,784 I want our Princess of wales 292 00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:53,553 to want something. 293 00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:56,189 Service. 294 00:33:39,652 --> 00:33:40,820 [Gaspsi 295 00:35:14,981 --> 00:35:16,116 [Gaspsi 296 00:36:11,938 --> 00:36:12,939 Ma'am? 297 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,607 It's dessert. 298 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:17,944 - They're waiting for you. - Yes, I know. 299 00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:31,151 Still hungry, ma'am? 300 00:37:42,128 --> 00:37:43,396 Who are you... 301 00:37:43,897 --> 00:37:45,650 Exactly? 302 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:49,690 I'm usually at Clarence house, drafted in for this occasion. 303 00:37:49,235 --> 00:37:50,870 I'm the queen mother's equerry. 304 00:37:54,174 --> 00:37:55,241 Before that? 305 00:37:57,143 --> 00:37:59,946 I was an officer. In a regiment called the black watch. 306 00:38:00,847 --> 00:38:02,182 And that's what you do. 307 00:38:02,882 --> 00:38:03,883 You watch. 308 00:38:05,185 --> 00:38:07,487 Mostly I'm here because of the press. 309 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:12,692 It was felt we needed to be on guard because of all the silly attention 310 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:15,195 that your royal highness is attracting. 311 00:38:15,228 --> 00:38:16,763 Yes, I'm a magnet for madness. 312 00:38:18,231 --> 00:38:19,666 Other people's madness. 313 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:22,202 I have military experience. 314 00:38:22,235 --> 00:38:27,400 Part of my remit is the security within the grounds of sandringham house. 315 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,409 To keep photographers away. 316 00:38:30,176 --> 00:38:31,578 Foreigners, you know? 317 00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:35,849 One of the men reported back today that they saw you 318 00:38:35,882 --> 00:38:38,351 dressing and undressing with your curtains open. 319 00:38:39,786 --> 00:38:42,255 If there had been a photographer... 320 00:38:44,691 --> 00:38:45,892 Now you really watch. 321 00:38:46,926 --> 00:38:49,696 I watch to make sure that others do not see. 322 00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:53,967 Their lenses are terribly powerful these days, ma'am. 323 00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,903 Their lenses are more like microscopes, actually. 324 00:38:59,390 --> 00:39:01,141 And I am the insect in the dish. 325 00:39:03,209 --> 00:39:05,712 You see, they're pulling my wings and my legs off. 326 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:09,716 One by one. Making notes on how I react. 327 00:39:11,885 --> 00:39:14,988 "Oh, she really does make a fuss this one, doesn't she?" 328 00:39:17,223 --> 00:39:18,491 Not like Anne boleyn... 329 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,730 Who offered her head to the tweezers with such grace. 330 00:39:26,566 --> 00:39:29,102 I just wanted to be sure you were feeling all right. 331 00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:32,305 And give you that word of warning. 332 00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:34,808 I will feel all right. 333 00:39:36,409 --> 00:39:38,144 If you go away. Please. 334 00:39:38,812 --> 00:39:39,846 Very well. 335 00:39:40,814 --> 00:39:41,948 But please... 336 00:39:42,349 --> 00:39:44,784 - Keep your curtains... - Close my curtains. 337 00:39:45,585 --> 00:39:46,653 Yes. 338 00:39:48,788 --> 00:39:49,856 Maybe. 339 00:39:53,827 --> 00:39:56,129 Depending on lots of things. Hmm. 340 00:40:00,834 --> 00:40:02,869 Oh. 341 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:05,205 It's gone midnight. 342 00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:09,476 Happy Christmas. 343 00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:11,311 Happy Christmas. 344 00:41:25,752 --> 00:41:27,520 Who is this? 345 00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:29,222 Hands on your head! 346 00:41:29,856 --> 00:41:31,524 Sorry. 347 00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:32,559 It's me. 348 00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:37,300 Your royal highness, apologies. 349 00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:38,531 We thought you were... 350 00:41:38,565 --> 00:41:40,934 Can I take my hands off my head? 351 00:41:41,468 --> 00:41:43,803 Of course. Sorry, ma'am. 352 00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:45,105 I used to live there. 353 00:41:45,905 --> 00:41:46,940 I grew up there. 354 00:41:47,941 --> 00:41:49,976 Came to have a look. 355 00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:53,747 Ma'am, according to the rules, if we have an encounter, we have to report it. 356 00:41:54,314 --> 00:41:55,415 With me? 357 00:41:55,949 --> 00:41:57,317 With anyone. 358 00:41:57,384 --> 00:42:00,387 I'd like it if you didn't report this encounter. 359 00:42:01,554 --> 00:42:02,589 Just... 360 00:42:03,890 --> 00:42:04,491 Say you saw a ghost. 361 00:42:05,658 --> 00:42:07,660 Are you warm enough, ma'am? 362 00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:09,396 Not really. 363 00:42:10,497 --> 00:42:12,132 They won't turn the heating up. 364 00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:17,437 - I'll go back. - We'll escort you. 365 00:42:17,837 --> 00:42:20,306 - Why? - There are photographers. 366 00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:24,144 Well, perhaps they just want to take photos of what's really going on. 367 00:42:24,844 --> 00:42:26,780 2323, anyone there? 368 00:42:27,347 --> 00:42:28,348 Joe, is anyone there? 369 00:42:28,915 --> 00:42:30,517 No, nothing at all. 370 00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:32,318 No one, all clear. 371 00:43:10,490 --> 00:43:12,292 Mummy, you're freezing. 372 00:43:14,294 --> 00:43:15,862 I tried to escape. 373 00:43:15,895 --> 00:43:17,630 Got captured. 374 00:43:20,967 --> 00:43:22,168 This one's for you. 375 00:43:24,571 --> 00:43:26,573 - What is it? - Not telling you. 376 00:43:27,207 --> 00:43:30,410 Open it in the morning. Christmas morning, like normal people. 377 00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:33,130 Don't tell anyone. 378 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:36,249 - Okay. - I can hear you both talking, you know? 379 00:43:38,151 --> 00:43:40,860 - And I'm still cold. - Oh. 380 00:43:40,854 --> 00:43:42,589 When you're cold, 381 00:43:42,655 --> 00:43:44,900 you light a fire. 382 00:43:47,327 --> 00:43:48,361 For you. 383 00:43:51,531 --> 00:43:53,990 Let's play. Come on. 384 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,101 Attention. 385 00:43:57,370 --> 00:43:59,339 I'll be the major. You be the soldiers. 386 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,841 This game is silly. 387 00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,440 Because you're hopeless at it. 388 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:05,111 Soldier William. 389 00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:09,249 Best thing about Christmas so far? 390 00:44:10,183 --> 00:44:12,318 - Best thing... - - And it has to be the truth. 391 00:44:12,919 --> 00:44:16,220 Best thing about Christmas so far is being with the family, sir. 392 00:44:17,924 --> 00:44:20,427 Soldier, I said I wanted the truth. 393 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,950 - Soldier. - Sorry, sir. 394 00:44:22,862 --> 00:44:23,897 Presents, sir. 395 00:44:25,565 --> 00:44:27,867 Sir, presents are the only good thing about Christmas, sir. 396 00:44:28,568 --> 00:44:31,137 - Not if you can't open them. - That's true. 397 00:44:32,138 --> 00:44:34,607 Soldier Harry. Best part of Christmas so far? 398 00:44:34,941 --> 00:44:37,243 And I know I'll get the truth from you, sir. 399 00:44:37,711 --> 00:44:39,813 When you arrived, mummy, sir. 400 00:44:41,648 --> 00:44:43,717 - Thank you, sir. - My turn. 401 00:44:44,284 --> 00:44:46,252 Major William to soldier Diana. 402 00:44:46,553 --> 00:44:48,788 Tell the major what's happened to make you so sad. 403 00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:51,491 Sir. Don't know what you mean, sir. 404 00:44:51,891 --> 00:44:54,728 I want the truth, soldier. 405 00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:55,795 Sir. 406 00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:57,931 The past, sir. 407 00:44:58,398 --> 00:45:00,266 I think it's the present, soldier. 408 00:45:02,669 --> 00:45:04,304 I think it's in the future. 409 00:45:08,174 --> 00:45:10,410 Mummy, I actually have to open this or I'll be sick. 410 00:45:10,810 --> 00:45:12,679 For god's sake, then open it. 411 00:45:15,782 --> 00:45:17,784 Major William to soldier Diana. 412 00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:20,787 Um... what's your favourite colour? 413 00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,756 - What... what's your favourite... - Sir, pink. 414 00:45:22,789 --> 00:45:24,491 No, um... Favourite food? 415 00:45:24,524 --> 00:45:28,828 Um... pink, pink... Um... hippopotamus cake, spotted. 416 00:45:29,362 --> 00:45:31,931 - What's your favourite animal, soldier? - Oh... 417 00:45:31,965 --> 00:45:33,700 Lobster. 418 00:45:35,135 --> 00:45:37,370 - Lobster. - Why did you get me a lobster? 419 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,474 Um... because it's red like your cheeks, sir. 420 00:45:41,508 --> 00:45:45,979 And it was flown from... um... 421 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,715 It was flown from Santa's home all the way... 422 00:45:48,782 --> 00:45:49,983 Um... 423 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,385 It's... it's Santa's... lobster. 424 00:45:52,452 --> 00:45:54,540 It's Santa's lobster, sir. 425 00:45:54,821 --> 00:45:56,189 I wanted the truth! 426 00:45:57,957 --> 00:46:00,326 It's all the way from the north pole. She flew here. 427 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,696 - You have wings? - Definitely. 428 00:46:03,229 --> 00:46:05,365 - Soldier William. - Ah. 429 00:46:05,965 --> 00:46:07,834 Your perfect, perfect Christmas. 430 00:46:07,867 --> 00:46:09,469 Tell me all about it. 431 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:11,838 My perfect, perfect Christmas, sir, 432 00:46:11,871 --> 00:46:15,750 is not following the rules and doing whatever you want. 433 00:46:15,141 --> 00:46:18,144 - Eating with your hands. - Not showing up. 434 00:46:18,678 --> 00:46:20,647 What would that be like? 435 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,150 That would be a miracle. 436 00:46:23,717 --> 00:46:25,585 We've never had a miracle before. 437 00:46:26,186 --> 00:46:27,654 Don't know what it's like. 438 00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:31,157 Soldier. Do you want to be king, soldier? 439 00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:35,695 I have no choice. 440 00:46:38,331 --> 00:46:40,166 Do you want to be the queen, soldier? 441 00:46:41,701 --> 00:46:42,902 I'll be your mum. 442 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:45,500 That's my job. 443 00:46:45,839 --> 00:46:47,207 Do you get paid? 444 00:46:48,775 --> 00:46:49,876 Hardly. 445 00:46:51,344 --> 00:46:53,380 If I start being really silly in the next few days, 446 00:46:54,447 --> 00:46:55,515 just tell me. 447 00:46:56,950 --> 00:46:59,520 I'll only believe it if it's you who tells me. 448 00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:00,553 Okay, mummy. 449 00:47:00,587 --> 00:47:01,888 Sure can do. 450 00:47:21,975 --> 00:47:23,143 Who is it? 451 00:47:23,176 --> 00:47:25,211 Your dresser, your royal highness. 452 00:47:36,890 --> 00:47:38,191 Where's Maggie? 453 00:47:38,558 --> 00:47:40,393 I have dressed you before, ma'am. 454 00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:41,528 Yes, I know. 455 00:47:41,861 --> 00:47:43,290 May I come in? 456 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:44,998 Where's Maggie? 457 00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:48,568 I believe major Gregory sent her back to London. 458 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,285 It's very cold this morning. 459 00:48:18,898 --> 00:48:20,133 This is for breakfast. 460 00:48:21,901 --> 00:48:24,571 The next outfit, the one you chose for church... 461 00:48:24,604 --> 00:48:27,741 I suggest you wear a warm merino long coat. 462 00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:31,311 How do I look? 463 00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:33,813 What do you mean? 464 00:48:34,414 --> 00:48:36,649 Right now, how do I look? 465 00:48:37,283 --> 00:48:38,418 Very nice. 466 00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:40,787 Hmm. 467 00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:44,924 - Happy Christmas. - Oh! 468 00:48:45,658 --> 00:48:48,495 - Happy Christmas... - "... Christmas, ma'am." "Very nice." 469 00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:51,231 I'd really like to have someone I can talk to properly. 470 00:48:51,264 --> 00:48:52,999 When is Maggie back? 471 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:55,101 - I really don't know, ma'am. - That will be all. Thank you. 472 00:48:55,135 --> 00:48:56,736 I'm sorry? 473 00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:58,772 There's a designated dress which I will put on for breakfast. 474 00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:00,306 And I can put it on myself. 475 00:49:01,174 --> 00:49:02,809 Your hair isn't set, ma'am. 476 00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:07,981 Tell them I want Maggie. 477 00:49:09,949 --> 00:49:12,819 Tell major Gregory, who hears everything, that I insist on having Maggie. 478 00:49:14,521 --> 00:49:16,823 It isn't really major Gregory who decides. 479 00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:19,693 No, he doesn't decide. There's never a decision to make. 480 00:49:19,759 --> 00:49:21,461 There's only what must happen. 481 00:49:21,795 --> 00:49:22,929 But even so... 482 00:49:24,330 --> 00:49:26,533 Tell them I insist on having Maggie. 483 00:49:33,773 --> 00:49:36,710 Or I'll cut all my dresses to pieces with a kitchen knife. 484 00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:41,948 Yes, ma'am. 485 00:49:42,482 --> 00:49:45,385 Wait, don't say that. 486 00:49:45,452 --> 00:49:46,720 No, I don't mean that. 487 00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:48,355 Don't say that. 488 00:49:48,388 --> 00:49:50,490 Just say that I'd like Maggie. 489 00:49:52,392 --> 00:49:53,660 Though you're good, 490 00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:55,895 I would prefer... 491 00:49:56,629 --> 00:49:57,997 I would like Maggie. 492 00:49:58,732 --> 00:50:00,900 - Yes, ma'am. - Thank you. 493 00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:44,844 Your majesties, your royal highnesses, smile, please. 494 00:50:51,418 --> 00:50:54,954 This will be followed by coddled eggs with cream sauce, 495 00:50:55,210 --> 00:50:57,290 Scottish kippers, brown and white toast. 496 00:50:57,691 --> 00:50:59,926 Accompanied by simmered herring roe, 497 00:50:59,959 --> 00:51:03,463 roasted muffins, quince jelly. Followed by fresh... 498 00:51:03,530 --> 00:51:05,298 This will be followed by fresh coffee 499 00:51:05,298 --> 00:51:08,234 with a selection of organic pastries and cakes 500 00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:09,903 from highgrove house, 501 00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:13,406 a selection of organic highgrove jams and marmalades with honey 502 00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:15,308 from highgrove bees. 503 00:51:15,975 --> 00:51:18,611 Then, at ten o'clock precisely, 504 00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:20,814 cars will take all those concerned 505 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,117 to St. Mary magdalene's church for traditional morning worship. 506 00:51:24,984 --> 00:51:26,219 But now, 507 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,222 enjoy your breakfast, your majesty. 508 00:51:35,328 --> 00:51:36,429 How do I look? 509 00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:40,633 You look fine. 510 00:51:44,237 --> 00:51:46,773 There is... one thing. 511 00:51:49,909 --> 00:51:52,612 The chickens laid the eggs, 512 00:51:53,646 --> 00:51:55,348 the fishermen caught the fish, 513 00:51:56,516 --> 00:51:59,152 all these little bees made the honey... 514 00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:03,189 They all made such an effort to bring you breakfast. 515 00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:05,358 Please, 516 00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:08,528 do them the courtesy of not regurgitating it all 517 00:52:08,595 --> 00:52:11,931 into a lavatory bowl before the church bells even ring. 518 00:52:19,390 --> 00:52:22,108 The peace of god, which passeth all understanding, 519 00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:26,179 shall keep your hearts and minds in the knowledge and love of god 520 00:52:26,479 --> 00:52:29,182 and of his son, Jesus Christ our lord. 521 00:52:30,116 --> 00:52:34,454 And the blessings of god almighty, the father, the son and holy ghost 522 00:52:35,550 --> 00:52:37,724 be amongst you and remain with you always. 523 00:52:38,625 --> 00:52:40,226 - Amen. - Amen. 524 00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:05,518 Come here. 525 00:53:07,253 --> 00:53:08,488 Thanks for the crab. 526 00:53:09,222 --> 00:53:11,910 It's awful. 527 00:53:11,858 --> 00:53:13,393 I got it at the petrol station. 528 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,428 It's Christmas. 529 00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:17,831 It's the thought that counts. 530 00:53:28,408 --> 00:53:30,543 Did you tell anyone? Mm? 531 00:53:31,177 --> 00:53:32,512 No. 532 00:53:32,545 --> 00:53:34,681 I told Harry to hide his lobster. 533 00:53:34,714 --> 00:53:35,915 But he lost it anyway. 534 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:37,884 Of course. 535 00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,552 Well, that's okay. 536 00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:43,590 There's lots of crustaceans to be had at the petrol station. 537 00:53:49,963 --> 00:53:51,898 - You cold? - Mm-hmm. 538 00:53:52,565 --> 00:53:54,567 - Yeah. - Almost. 539 00:53:58,772 --> 00:54:00,607 Diana! 540 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,775 Diana! 541 00:54:03,243 --> 00:54:05,545 Look this way. Give us a smile. 542 00:54:05,578 --> 00:54:07,213 And William! Will! 543 00:54:18,725 --> 00:54:20,827 Look this way. There she is. 544 00:54:41,481 --> 00:54:42,816 Diana! 545 00:54:44,584 --> 00:54:46,786 The public began arriving early this morning... 546 00:54:46,820 --> 00:54:48,855 Look, she's wearing the wrong one. 547 00:54:48,922 --> 00:54:52,625 She's wearing "boxing day lunch" when it should be "Christmas day church." 548 00:54:53,193 --> 00:54:56,329 Does it really matter that she's, um, swapping them around? 549 00:54:56,363 --> 00:54:57,530 And those crowds... 550 00:54:57,597 --> 00:54:59,432 I mean, do you think I should tell someone? 551 00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:01,501 They might think it's me making mistakes. 552 00:55:01,968 --> 00:55:04,437 Oh, no. Oh, don't worry. 553 00:55:04,938 --> 00:55:06,840 As the royal familyturned out... 554 00:55:06,873 --> 00:55:09,876 They'll know it's not you who's making mistakes. 555 00:55:09,943 --> 00:55:11,311 The Duke of Edinburgh. 556 00:55:12,345 --> 00:55:14,147 "Oh death rock me to sleep 557 00:55:15,615 --> 00:55:17,500 "bring me to quiet rest 558 00:55:18,351 --> 00:55:20,720 "let pass my weary, guiltless ghost 559 00:55:22,550 --> 00:55:23,656 "out of my careful breast." 560 00:55:30,397 --> 00:55:31,564 Diana. 561 00:55:35,502 --> 00:55:37,303 Oh death, rock me to sleep. 562 00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:08,835 Pull! 563 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:17,100 Pull! 564 00:56:31,524 --> 00:56:32,959 You have to say "pull." 565 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:35,895 - Pull. - Don't whisper it, say it loud. 566 00:56:36,863 --> 00:56:37,864 Pull! 567 00:56:42,936 --> 00:56:44,700 Again. 568 00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:46,390 Pull! 569 00:56:53,246 --> 00:56:56,750 You've got... you've got 24 hours. Just teach him. 570 00:56:56,783 --> 00:56:58,952 You move with the bird, you aim for the beak. 571 00:56:58,985 --> 00:57:00,253 Okay. 572 00:57:00,887 --> 00:57:02,889 One in three would be bearable. 573 00:57:06,459 --> 00:57:09,290 William told me before we came here he didn't want to shoot guns. 574 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,898 I want to talk because someone aid something about clothes. 575 00:57:11,931 --> 00:57:13,566 - Will he be all right? - Yes, of course he'll be alright. 576 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,802 Your dresser said something about clothes. 577 00:57:16,269 --> 00:57:17,570 I mean, will he be safe? 578 00:57:17,604 --> 00:57:19,839 It's perfectly safe, you wear protective glasses. 579 00:57:21,274 --> 00:57:22,909 How can it be safe 580 00:57:22,942 --> 00:57:24,978 if you have to wear protective glasses? 581 00:57:25,478 --> 00:57:28,415 Yesterday, you arrived after the queen. 582 00:57:29,149 --> 00:57:31,170 - I got lost. - How could you get lost? 583 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:32,819 You've lived over the hill for years. 584 00:57:33,486 --> 00:57:34,788 It looks different now. 585 00:57:35,588 --> 00:57:37,230 Everything looks different. 586 00:57:38,425 --> 00:57:39,793 Except the scarecrow. 587 00:57:39,826 --> 00:57:42,696 Yes, she says you took a jacket off a scarecrow. 588 00:57:44,264 --> 00:57:45,632 It was a bit of fun. 589 00:57:47,634 --> 00:57:50,470 You sure you weren't late yesterday because you were delayed by someone? 590 00:57:51,338 --> 00:57:52,539 Someone? 591 00:57:52,605 --> 00:57:54,407 I just thought someone might have delayed you. 592 00:57:58,778 --> 00:58:01,514 Sometimes you get delayed by someone. 593 00:58:02,649 --> 00:58:03,950 No one says anything. 594 00:58:05,518 --> 00:58:07,587 It's perfectly acceptable for you to be delayed by someone. 595 00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:09,422 How can you ask if it's safe? It's a tradition. 596 00:58:09,456 --> 00:58:11,291 Why did you send Maggie away? 597 00:58:11,324 --> 00:58:13,493 They said she left the curtains open. 598 00:58:13,526 --> 00:58:14,794 I left the curtains open. 599 00:58:16,229 --> 00:58:18,631 They are circling us. Didn't you know? Don't you read? 600 00:58:18,998 --> 00:58:21,701 They're hungry for anything. Why are you swapping dresses around? 601 00:58:23,870 --> 00:58:25,805 Why would you think I got delayed by someone? 602 00:58:25,839 --> 00:58:27,240 Oh, come on, come on. 603 00:58:31,578 --> 00:58:34,314 - He said he didn't want to shoot yet. - He's old enough. 604 00:58:35,682 --> 00:58:37,884 And you want him to shoot real birds tomorrow? 605 00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:39,386 For god's sake. 606 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,256 Also... 607 00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:46,426 One of major Gregory's men said he saw you 608 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,262 Wandering around in the grounds last night. 609 00:58:50,597 --> 00:58:52,265 I wanted to see my house. 610 00:58:52,332 --> 00:58:55,680 The police caught you but didn't report it. 611 00:58:55,101 --> 00:58:56,503 Gregory's men saw you too. 612 00:58:56,536 --> 00:58:58,838 - They're better than the police. - I wanted to go home. 613 00:58:58,872 --> 00:59:02,575 - It's boarded up. - Yes, but I wish it would be unboarded. 614 00:59:02,609 --> 00:59:04,577 But if I wish it aloud it definitely won't happen. 615 00:59:04,611 --> 00:59:07,347 You talk like a baby who isn't being spoilt enough. 616 00:59:10,183 --> 00:59:11,851 I would like it 617 00:59:11,885 --> 00:59:14,621 if you didn't make him shoot real birds tomorrow. 618 00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:17,570 And I would like it 619 00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:21,728 if you didn't buy me pearls because you bought us both the same thing. 620 00:59:25,732 --> 00:59:27,434 And if they're circling... 621 00:59:28,401 --> 00:59:30,637 It seems they're circling just me. 622 00:59:31,304 --> 00:59:32,305 Not you. 623 00:59:33,273 --> 00:59:34,407 Just me. 624 00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:38,244 Perhaps because I always take care to close my curtains. 625 00:59:55,995 --> 00:59:57,630 Look. 626 00:59:58,631 --> 01:00:01,568 The thing is, Diana, there has to be two of you. 627 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,774 You... there's... there's two of me, there's two of father, two of everyone. 628 01:00:08,508 --> 01:00:09,909 There's the real one, 629 01:00:10,844 --> 01:00:13,279 and the one they take pictures of. 630 01:00:17,584 --> 01:00:19,352 Now, we are given tasks. 631 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,922 You know, I... I hated to shoot at first. 632 01:00:23,590 --> 01:00:25,859 I gave my gun to the other one, but... 633 01:00:26,659 --> 01:00:29,462 But you know, you have to be able to make youn" 634 01:00:29,496 --> 01:00:31,131 body do things... 635 01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:33,133 You hate. 636 01:00:34,868 --> 01:00:36,136 That you hate? 637 01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:40,473 - That you hate. - That you hate? 638 01:00:42,542 --> 01:00:43,610 Yes. 639 01:00:46,646 --> 01:00:48,381 For the good of the country. 640 01:00:51,510 --> 01:00:53,286 - Of the country? - Yes, the people. 641 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,222 Because they don't want us to be people. 642 01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:00,460 That's how it is. 643 01:01:03,196 --> 01:01:04,964 I'm sorry, I thought you knew. 644 01:01:25,385 --> 01:01:27,587 So please, stick to the list as it is written, 645 01:01:27,987 --> 01:01:29,589 in the order that it is written. 646 01:01:29,923 --> 01:01:32,926 The dresser gets upset -i want Maggie back. 647 01:01:32,992 --> 01:01:35,762 Someone heard Maggie saying she thinks you're cracking up. 648 01:01:36,196 --> 01:01:38,231 What? 649 01:01:38,565 --> 01:01:41,267 Yes, everyone here hears everything. 650 01:01:42,168 --> 01:01:44,771 They just don't always tell you what they've heard. 651 01:01:54,881 --> 01:01:57,283 This can be an opportunity to reflect on our own good fortune 652 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,253 and on whether we have anything to offer, 653 01:02:00,286 --> 01:02:01,588 by way of example, 654 01:02:03,556 --> 01:02:05,725 to those who have recently broken free of dictatorship. 655 01:02:06,126 --> 01:02:08,595 We, who claim to be of the free world, 656 01:02:09,229 --> 01:02:12,265 should examine what we really mean by freedom. 657 01:02:13,299 --> 01:02:15,435 And how we can help to ensure 658 01:02:15,869 --> 01:02:18,638 that once in place, it is there to stay. 659 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:23,743 There are all sorts of elements to a free society. 660 01:02:25,545 --> 01:02:27,814 But I believe that among the most important 661 01:02:28,615 --> 01:02:30,784 is the willingness of ordinary men and women... 662 01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:33,753 Good girl. 663 01:02:39,292 --> 01:02:40,460 Your majesty. 664 01:02:48,468 --> 01:02:50,937 I really like the dress you wore on television. 665 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,809 Wasn't the one my dresser recommended. 666 01:02:57,844 --> 01:03:00,280 They take a lot of photographs of you, don't they? 667 01:03:01,414 --> 01:03:05,685 The only portrait that really matters is the one they put on the ten pound note. 668 01:03:05,985 --> 01:03:08,822 When they take that one, you understand all you are, 669 01:03:08,855 --> 01:03:10,156 my dear, is currency. 670 01:03:12,759 --> 01:03:14,294 Come on. 671 01:03:28,675 --> 01:03:32,712 The Turkey and the goose will be accompanied by the following: 672 01:03:32,779 --> 01:03:36,850 Plum sauce, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, cloudberry sauce, 673 01:03:37,650 --> 01:03:39,552 potatoes, carrots and spinach. 674 01:03:39,853 --> 01:03:42,322 Three plums for the prince of wales. 675 01:03:42,355 --> 01:03:43,823 Organic carrots. 676 01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:45,892 Please, be careful which box we take the carrots from 677 01:03:45,892 --> 01:03:47,627 because he will bloody check. 678 01:03:48,610 --> 01:03:50,797 Parsnips, again organic. 679 01:03:50,830 --> 01:03:53,733 Okay, on to dessert. 680 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:57,203 We have souffle d'abricots, bread and butter pudding, 681 01:03:57,237 --> 01:04:00,707 a Christmas pudding chocolate yule log, plum pudding, 682 01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:03,176 mince pies, raspberry croquets, 683 01:04:03,209 --> 01:04:06,790 pastries, fondants, chocolate mousses, 684 01:04:06,146 --> 01:04:10,183 white chocolate mousses, creme brulee. 685 01:04:10,216 --> 01:04:14,421 Finally, a selection of sweet and savoury organic biscuits. 686 01:04:14,487 --> 01:04:16,222 Organic biscuits from? 687 01:04:16,256 --> 01:04:18,240 Highgrove, chef! 688 01:04:18,658 --> 01:04:19,759 Yes, 689 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,861 yes, bloody highgrove. 690 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:26,232 Right. Okay, the time now is ten minutes past three. 691 01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:28,702 Dinner will be served at eight P.M. precisely... 692 01:04:50,256 --> 01:04:52,250 What happens to the pheasants? 693 01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:57,797 What happens to the pheasants that my son will be shooting? 694 01:05:00,467 --> 01:05:01,868 After the shoot... 695 01:05:02,369 --> 01:05:04,537 We'll dress them and we'll pluck them and... 696 01:05:04,938 --> 01:05:07,140 Everyone will take a brace home with them. 697 01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:10,744 There will be lots left over. 698 01:05:12,545 --> 01:05:15,181 The staff get some, the dogs get some, and the rest is thrown away. 699 01:05:16,649 --> 01:05:17,984 Thrown away... 700 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:23,923 The pheasants are bred to be shot, ma'am. But for the gun, they wouldn't be there. 701 01:05:24,591 --> 01:05:27,227 And the ones that don't get shol they just get run over. 702 01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:29,620 They're not the brightest of birds. 703 01:05:29,829 --> 01:05:31,564 Beautiful but not very bright. 704 01:05:33,433 --> 01:05:35,568 Did you read the vogue article about me? 705 01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:40,840 I've put souffle d'abricots on the menu for you, your favourite. 706 01:05:40,907 --> 01:05:43,343 And I will make it myself for you. 707 01:05:46,312 --> 01:05:47,347 Fine. 708 01:05:52,585 --> 01:05:53,953 Do you mind? 709 01:05:57,490 --> 01:05:59,693 I've been reading about Anne boleyn. 710 01:06:02,362 --> 01:06:04,130 I never remember which one is which. 711 01:06:04,531 --> 01:06:07,934 She's the one who was beheaded by king Henry viii. 712 01:06:08,835 --> 01:06:11,171 Because he said that she was having an affair. 713 01:06:11,204 --> 01:06:14,174 But in fact he was the one who was having the affair. 714 01:06:16,476 --> 01:06:17,610 I think I saw her. 715 01:06:18,378 --> 01:06:19,979 The ghost of her. 716 01:06:20,130 --> 01:06:23,550 Everything you say to any member of staff here becomes currency. 717 01:06:23,850 --> 01:06:26,686 Do you understand? It becomes currency in these rooms. 718 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,355 Good. 719 01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:30,190 Excehenl 720 01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:33,260 I'm prepared for my future 721 01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:35,862 as a face on a coin to be passed from hand to hand. 722 01:06:37,797 --> 01:06:39,399 You don't even think that. 723 01:06:41,201 --> 01:06:43,303 Did Maggie say that I was cracking up? 724 01:06:44,738 --> 01:06:45,972 Which one's Maggie? 725 01:06:50,810 --> 01:06:52,579 I thought she was my friend. 726 01:06:54,514 --> 01:06:55,882 Did she say it? 727 01:06:55,915 --> 01:06:57,517 I... I don't listen. 728 01:06:57,984 --> 01:06:58,985 I just cook. 729 01:07:02,222 --> 01:07:04,924 Some things are best not said out loud. 730 01:07:06,826 --> 01:07:08,328 Stories of ghosts, 731 01:07:08,361 --> 01:07:11,164 cutting off of heads and any odd thing that you might say, 732 01:07:11,197 --> 01:07:12,766 they get repeated here. 733 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:16,603 But if I don't say it out loud, they read it on my face. 734 01:07:18,271 --> 01:07:19,939 - They can all see into me. - Ma'am. 735 01:07:20,573 --> 01:07:23,209 Usually when they sit at these tables and talk, 736 01:07:23,510 --> 01:07:24,611 they're laughing. 737 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,415 At all the oddness and all the scandals. 738 01:07:30,684 --> 01:07:33,553 But with you, they do not laugh. 739 01:07:36,523 --> 01:07:38,258 They're gentle with you. 740 01:07:39,259 --> 01:07:40,727 And they're kind. 741 01:07:42,950 --> 01:07:43,730 And they are worried. 742 01:07:47,967 --> 01:07:49,636 They want you to survive. 743 01:07:51,438 --> 01:07:54,974 As the person you were when you first came here ten years ago. 744 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,415 Do you have access to wire cutters? 745 01:08:04,651 --> 01:08:06,720 Why do you want wire cutters, Diana? 746 01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:08,822 To cut wire. 747 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,608 Oh, go on. 748 01:08:29,309 --> 01:08:30,443 Fly away. 749 01:08:32,445 --> 01:08:33,813 Before it's too late. 750 01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:41,755 If you are going to fly anywhere, may I recommend Kensington? 751 01:08:43,189 --> 01:08:45,925 They wouldn't shoot you there. 752 01:08:46,326 --> 01:08:48,795 They'd make a fuss of your beautiful feathers. 753 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:51,664 Look at the colours, they'd say. 754 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:56,202 And everyone would start wearing feathers just like yours. 755 01:08:57,671 --> 01:08:59,773 You're so lucky, because you can wear the same outfit. 756 01:08:59,806 --> 01:09:00,840 Forgive me, ma'am, 757 01:09:00,874 --> 01:09:02,776 but you need to get ready for dinner. 758 01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:05,145 It's almost five. 759 01:09:07,714 --> 01:09:08,948 Dinner's at eight. 760 01:09:10,383 --> 01:09:12,452 Your dresser needs to dress you ma'am. Come, come. 761 01:09:12,485 --> 01:09:13,787 I'll be along shortly. 762 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:28,168 Ma'am, may I? 763 01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:38,912 You know, some years ago I was in Belfast. 764 01:09:39,979 --> 01:09:41,815 The falls road. 765 01:09:41,848 --> 01:09:43,416 Sour times back then. 766 01:09:44,718 --> 01:09:45,985 We were in an alley. 767 01:09:46,653 --> 01:09:47,987 About to cross... 768 01:09:48,655 --> 01:09:50,323 I had a good friend beside me. 769 01:09:51,910 --> 01:09:52,192 A good friend. 770 01:09:53,526 --> 01:09:55,228 Soldiers become more than friends, you know? 771 01:09:57,630 --> 01:10:00,367 Anyway, to stop our legs from shaking, he was telling me a story. 772 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,269 He was brought up in a farm up in the highlands and he was... 773 01:10:03,336 --> 01:10:04,904 He was talking about some horse 774 01:10:04,938 --> 01:10:07,774 that his father had bought at the fair that couldn't be tamed. 775 01:10:08,241 --> 01:10:10,677 Lots of funny stories 776 01:10:11,110 --> 01:10:14,681 about this wild horse throwing his brothers around and such. 777 01:10:14,948 --> 01:10:16,182 But then he said... 778 01:10:17,784 --> 01:10:18,785 "But then, 779 01:10:19,386 --> 01:10:20,954 one fine morning..." 780 01:10:23,890 --> 01:10:26,192 In that moment, the bullet hit him. 781 01:10:26,226 --> 01:10:29,963 Back of the head, out through his nose. And he fell onto me and... 782 01:10:30,697 --> 01:10:31,865 I hugged him. 783 01:10:32,198 --> 01:10:33,233 Close. 784 01:10:34,134 --> 01:10:36,102 Saved myself from the next bullet. 785 01:10:36,870 --> 01:10:38,304 Hmm. 786 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,876 Never did find out what happened to that wild horse. 787 01:10:42,909 --> 01:10:46,613 I asked myself, who do we soldiers die for? 788 01:10:51,551 --> 01:10:53,286 Then I remembered my oath. 789 01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:57,891 We all make an oath of loyalty to the crown. 790 01:10:59,590 --> 01:11:00,894 It's not the human beings, you see? 791 01:11:01,995 --> 01:11:04,564 But it's the oath you chose to believe. 792 01:11:05,832 --> 01:11:09,169 Their faults, their weaknesses, that's not what you think about 793 01:11:09,235 --> 01:11:11,171 when you're in an alley in the falls road. 794 01:11:11,905 --> 01:11:14,341 You think only about your oath. 795 01:11:14,974 --> 01:11:16,176 And what that means. 796 01:11:19,346 --> 01:11:21,810 I don't want anyone to die for me. 797 01:11:22,816 --> 01:11:25,118 And I hope your friend's wild horse 798 01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:28,880 was never tamed. 799 01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:34,761 Ma'am. 800 01:11:36,796 --> 01:11:38,465 I've been asked to ensure 801 01:11:39,332 --> 01:11:40,533 that this time, 802 01:11:41,101 --> 01:11:42,869 unlike your arrival at the house, 803 01:11:43,370 --> 01:11:45,105 you arrive for dinner on time. 804 01:11:46,673 --> 01:11:49,642 It is her majesty and the house of windsor I am pledged to serve. 805 01:11:50,110 --> 01:11:51,678 And I speak with their voice. 806 01:11:52,145 --> 01:11:55,348 So please, there really is no time for indulgence, ma'am. 807 01:11:59,719 --> 01:12:02,122 It was you who put the book on my bed. 808 01:12:03,857 --> 01:12:05,291 What book? 809 01:12:06,493 --> 01:12:08,128 You put it there as a warning. 810 01:12:08,995 --> 01:12:12,499 I really have no idea what you are talking about, ma'am. 811 01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:08,288 Ma'am, there seems to have been some confusion 812 01:13:08,355 --> 01:13:10,390 about which dress to wear and when. 813 01:13:11,725 --> 01:13:14,461 Yes, you reported my confusion faithfully. 814 01:13:15,762 --> 01:13:17,397 Perhaps you've taken an oath. 815 01:13:22,202 --> 01:13:24,537 The curtains have been fastened, ma'am. 816 01:13:25,405 --> 01:13:28,475 That is, I was told to sew them by his royal highness. 817 01:13:28,541 --> 01:13:31,444 There have been reports of people in the grounds. 818 01:13:47,327 --> 01:13:48,995 They think photographers. 819 01:13:50,230 --> 01:13:51,431 We thought it wise. 820 01:13:52,399 --> 01:13:53,600 Yes, it is wise. 821 01:13:54,834 --> 01:13:57,170 - For Christmas dinner. - It's very wise... 822 01:13:57,237 --> 01:13:58,405 I took it in. 823 01:13:59,606 --> 01:14:00,974 You have lost weight. 824 01:14:02,308 --> 01:14:03,476 Shall we try it on? 825 01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:06,913 Ma'am, I will help you. 826 01:14:09,683 --> 01:14:11,351 How can you help me? 827 01:14:17,257 --> 01:14:19,225 I thought at first it might not fit me. 828 01:14:19,959 --> 01:14:21,628 But it does. 829 01:14:21,695 --> 01:14:24,197 There's even a little room left in it to accommodate for dinner. 830 01:14:27,701 --> 01:14:28,702 There we are. 831 01:14:35,709 --> 01:14:36,910 Will you wear it? 832 01:14:36,943 --> 01:14:38,311 Of course I will wear it. 833 01:14:40,246 --> 01:14:42,549 It says on the label "Christmas day dinner," 834 01:14:42,582 --> 01:14:44,284 and it's Christmas day dinner. 835 01:14:44,317 --> 01:14:45,719 What else would I wear? 836 01:14:49,222 --> 01:14:50,223 Now leave me. 837 01:14:55,610 --> 01:14:56,329 Ma'am. 838 01:14:59,933 --> 01:15:01,768 You can tell everyone I said that. 839 01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:02,462 Ma'am. 840 01:16:02,495 --> 01:16:05,231 - Dinner is served in 30 minutes. - God. 841 01:16:31,658 --> 01:16:33,727 Yes, I'm coming! 842 01:16:43,336 --> 01:16:44,337 Mummy? 843 01:16:46,106 --> 01:16:47,540 Mummy? 844 01:16:55,115 --> 01:16:56,216 Mummy, 845 01:16:57,617 --> 01:16:59,686 you said to tell you if you were being really silly. 846 01:17:01,287 --> 01:17:03,890 Mummy, you're being really silly. 847 01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:06,126 Please. 848 01:17:07,293 --> 01:17:08,895 Mummy, we have to sit down before granny. 849 01:17:11,297 --> 01:17:13,700 Ma'am, dinner is served in ten minutes. 850 01:17:13,733 --> 01:17:15,301 Yes, we are just... 851 01:17:18,138 --> 01:17:20,240 Mummy, just switch off your mind. 852 01:17:20,573 --> 01:17:23,143 Don't think about it until after dinner. 853 01:17:23,777 --> 01:17:24,978 For everyone's sake. 854 01:17:28,648 --> 01:17:30,550 The chef has made souffle d'abricots. 855 01:17:31,484 --> 01:17:32,886 It's just for me. 856 01:17:34,421 --> 01:17:35,989 It's not for them, it's for me. 857 01:17:36,623 --> 01:17:38,792 You've got like one minute to get dressed. 858 01:17:40,927 --> 01:17:42,128 You can do this. 859 01:17:44,970 --> 01:17:45,899 That's okay because... 860 01:17:46,299 --> 01:17:47,801 It only takes me one minute. 861 01:17:48,268 --> 01:17:50,303 I look great anyway. 862 01:17:52,605 --> 01:17:53,973 Did you see her in church? 863 01:17:55,241 --> 01:17:56,476 See who, mummy? 864 01:17:59,446 --> 01:18:00,814 Jane Seymour, of course. 865 01:18:02,749 --> 01:18:03,750 Mummy... 866 01:18:04,317 --> 01:18:06,186 - I'll be one minute. - Okay. 867 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:08,755 Okay... one minute. 868 01:18:12,492 --> 01:18:13,993 I just need one minute. 869 01:18:19,799 --> 01:18:21,868 - Just one minute. Sorry. - No, no! 870 01:18:21,935 --> 01:18:24,371 - It's okay, it's okay! - No, please, mummy. 871 01:18:49,462 --> 01:18:50,497 Ma'am? 872 01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:53,299 Dessert is about to be served. 873 01:18:55,702 --> 01:18:58,338 The souffle d'abricots is just for me. 874 01:19:01,841 --> 01:19:03,977 Ma'am, I've been told to wait for you. 875 01:19:05,812 --> 01:19:07,414 That's very kind of you. 876 01:19:08,882 --> 01:19:09,916 Very kind... 877 01:19:11,217 --> 01:19:12,318 Ma'am? 878 01:19:15,722 --> 01:19:16,723 Diana. 879 01:19:24,397 --> 01:19:25,398 Come. 880 01:19:26,332 --> 01:19:27,400 Emergency! 881 01:19:32,238 --> 01:19:33,273 Hold on. 882 01:19:34,274 --> 01:19:35,275 Fight them. 883 01:19:36,509 --> 01:19:37,677 Be beautiful. 884 01:19:39,679 --> 01:19:41,281 You are your own weapon. 885 01:19:42,282 --> 01:19:44,184 Don't cut it to pieces. 886 01:19:44,217 --> 01:19:46,953 Okay, but you have to stay with me. 887 01:19:49,220 --> 01:19:50,123 You can't leave me. 888 01:19:51,591 --> 01:19:53,793 - No. - Stay with me. 889 01:19:54,194 --> 01:19:55,195 Of course. 890 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:07,574 Where is she? 891 01:20:08,475 --> 01:20:10,430 Ma'am? 892 01:20:13,790 --> 01:20:15,148 Ma'am, they are all waiting. 893 01:20:50,450 --> 01:20:51,451 Ma'am, please. 894 01:20:55,655 --> 01:20:57,257 Tell them I'm not well. 895 01:21:00,260 --> 01:21:02,295 Tell them I'm not at all well! 896 01:21:14,374 --> 01:21:15,809 Tell them I am not well. 897 01:21:17,430 --> 01:21:18,345 Tell them I'm not well. 898 01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,356 Go tell them I'm not well! 899 01:21:39,199 --> 01:21:40,200 Ma'am. 900 01:21:41,234 --> 01:21:43,570 I need a pair of Wellingtons. And a torch. 901 01:21:52,846 --> 01:21:53,880 Thank you. 902 01:21:54,914 --> 01:21:56,483 Where are you going, ma'am? 903 01:21:57,317 --> 01:21:58,318 Home. 904 01:22:09,429 --> 01:22:10,430 Sir. 905 01:22:11,431 --> 01:22:13,166 The Princess of wales has gone outside. 906 01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:15,935 She said she's going home. 907 01:22:17,604 --> 01:22:19,706 Really? How odd. 908 01:22:22,442 --> 01:22:24,210 I think that means she's going to park house. 909 01:22:25,712 --> 01:22:27,247 It's dangerous, sir. 910 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,582 The stairs and the floorboards, they're rotten. 911 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:33,453 If a Princess wants to go home, who are we to stand in her way? 912 01:22:36,623 --> 01:22:38,725 If the constables report anything, 913 01:22:39,392 --> 01:22:40,727 tell them to let her be. 914 01:22:42,262 --> 01:22:43,697 That is all she wants. 915 01:22:44,431 --> 01:22:45,632 For us all to just... 916 01:22:46,990 --> 01:22:47,100 Let her be. 917 01:22:48,401 --> 01:22:49,402 Yes, sir. 918 01:24:38,311 --> 01:24:39,312 [Gaspsi 919 01:26:37,597 --> 01:26:38,932 So. 920 01:27:07,894 --> 01:27:10,730 Diana! Boys! Get inside! 921 01:28:13,893 --> 01:28:15,628 Diana. 922 01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:20,400 You know he gave her a picture of himself. 923 01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:21,735 A miniature painting. 924 01:28:25,572 --> 01:28:27,574 She wore it around her neck. 925 01:28:29,609 --> 01:28:31,378 Same as the one... 926 01:28:31,411 --> 01:28:33,213 That I wore around my neck. 927 01:28:34,547 --> 01:28:35,915 So I just tore it off. 928 01:28:38,651 --> 01:28:39,753 Go. 929 01:28:42,222 --> 01:28:43,256 Run. 930 01:33:02,480 --> 01:33:03,249 Are you real? 931 01:33:04,818 --> 01:33:05,819 Yeah. 932 01:33:08,655 --> 01:33:09,656 Yeah. 933 01:33:17,897 --> 01:33:18,898 Hey. 934 01:33:52,932 --> 01:33:54,434 They asked me back. 935 01:33:56,302 --> 01:33:58,938 They said they needed someone to talk to you. 936 01:33:58,972 --> 01:33:59,973 Hmm. 937 01:34:03,977 --> 01:34:05,311 Who is "they"? 938 01:34:06,246 --> 01:34:07,781 The prince of wales. 939 01:34:08,715 --> 01:34:10,383 That was good of him. 940 01:34:10,950 --> 01:34:12,385 He's not all bad. 941 01:34:12,986 --> 01:34:14,287 None of them are. 942 01:34:14,587 --> 01:34:15,588 No. 943 01:34:16,890 --> 01:34:18,725 They asked me to suggest that you see a doctor. 944 01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:21,828 They say you've been... 945 01:34:21,895 --> 01:34:23,263 Cutting yourself again. 946 01:34:24,297 --> 01:34:25,498 Hmm. 947 01:34:25,565 --> 01:34:26,833 How do they know? 948 01:34:27,934 --> 01:34:29,769 - They know everything. - They don't. 949 01:34:32,605 --> 01:34:35,575 They don't know that Anne boleyn saved my life last night. 950 01:34:38,778 --> 01:34:42,482 I've been imagining how they'll write about me in a thousand years. 951 01:34:43,483 --> 01:34:44,684 If you're royal, 952 01:34:46,586 --> 01:34:48,455 the more time that passes, the fewer words they use to describe you. 953 01:34:48,488 --> 01:34:49,923 William: "The conqueror." 954 01:34:51,191 --> 01:34:53,593 Elizabeth: "The virgin." Diana... 955 01:35:00,433 --> 01:35:02,100 If I ever do become queen, 956 01:35:03,336 --> 01:35:04,537 what will I be? 957 01:35:07,107 --> 01:35:08,108 Insane? 958 01:35:13,947 --> 01:35:16,160 He said that you told someone that... 959 01:35:16,516 --> 01:35:18,551 You thought I was cracking up. 960 01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:21,521 It's okay. 961 01:35:22,288 --> 01:35:23,656 But did you say it? 962 01:35:30,163 --> 01:35:32,232 Before I answer that question, 963 01:35:32,699 --> 01:35:33,700 - ma'am... - Hmm. 964 01:35:34,634 --> 01:35:35,902 For what it's worth... 965 01:35:37,971 --> 01:35:41,700 I've never told you this and it probably means you'll have to fire me, but... 966 01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:45,145 Well actually, I'm in love with you. 967 01:35:49,149 --> 01:35:50,250 Yes, I mean... 968 01:35:50,316 --> 01:35:51,985 I mean in that way. 969 01:35:54,654 --> 01:35:55,655 Completely. 970 01:36:02,950 --> 01:36:05,565 So, I suppose the one word I'd use to describe you 971 01:36:05,598 --> 01:36:06,766 would be "shocked." 972 01:36:08,268 --> 01:36:10,837 Diana: "The shocked." 973 01:36:15,942 --> 01:36:17,177 Um... 974 01:36:17,777 --> 01:36:20,580 - Goodness. - Yes, quite. 975 01:36:20,613 --> 01:36:22,115 So what do you say to that? 976 01:36:23,950 --> 01:36:26,786 - I... - Shock does wonders apparently. 977 01:36:28,555 --> 01:36:31,391 And I know... I know you don't see me in that way. 978 01:36:31,424 --> 01:36:34,194 - No, I... - It's perfectly fine. I'm a grown-up. 979 01:36:38,198 --> 01:36:40,967 I just thought I'd lighten the gloom with something totally unexpected. 980 01:36:40,967 --> 01:36:41,968 Bam. 981 01:36:44,571 --> 01:36:47,400 Just think of all the times I've seen you naked. 982 01:36:52,450 --> 01:36:53,380 I'm surprised, but... 983 01:36:53,413 --> 01:36:54,714 Completely... 984 01:36:55,148 --> 01:36:56,950 I'm grown-up about... this. 985 01:36:57,717 --> 01:36:59,486 No, you're not. You're not. 986 01:36:59,919 --> 01:37:02,880 You're having a childish giggle and I love it. 987 01:37:02,555 --> 01:37:04,724 **** doctors. What you need is love. 988 01:37:05,759 --> 01:37:08,828 Love, shocks and laughter. 989 01:37:10,563 --> 01:37:11,664 Plenty of it. 990 01:37:13,566 --> 01:37:15,568 - I... - You ready for that walk now? 991 01:37:35,755 --> 01:37:37,791 It's going out. Further and further. 992 01:37:53,473 --> 01:37:54,708 One hour to the guns. 993 01:37:56,176 --> 01:37:57,711 Load the shoot boxes, please. 994 01:38:01,348 --> 01:38:05,685 Eggs, dairy and cheese are our friends. Meats and oils our enemies. 995 01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:09,322 Remember, salt cellars will lie down with the spices 996 01:38:09,689 --> 01:38:11,358 on muslin bed sheets. 997 01:38:34,481 --> 01:38:36,383 - Just do your best, okay? - Yes. 998 01:39:34,541 --> 01:39:36,710 Park the car in the staff car park 999 01:39:36,743 --> 01:39:38,812 and leave the keys in the glove compartment. 1000 01:39:39,579 --> 01:39:41,114 Why? What are you going to do? 1001 01:39:43,383 --> 01:39:45,618 I'm going to take my place among the pheasants. 1002 01:39:48,722 --> 01:39:49,989 Seriously. What? 1003 01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:51,124 No, seriously. 1004 01:39:52,659 --> 01:39:55,161 Oh, Maggie, it's all just a bit of fun, isn't it? 1005 01:39:57,664 --> 01:39:58,665 Men. 1006 01:39:58,898 --> 01:40:00,300 Husbands, ***. 1007 01:40:01,267 --> 01:40:02,268 Mistresses. 1008 01:40:02,936 --> 01:40:03,937 Deceit. 1009 01:40:04,604 --> 01:40:05,605 Succession. 1010 01:40:07,607 --> 01:40:08,775 It's currency. 1011 01:40:10,143 --> 01:40:11,277 That's all we are. 1012 01:40:11,611 --> 01:40:13,790 I like nice things 1013 01:40:14,914 --> 01:40:16,983 that are simple, ordinary. 1014 01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:19,452 But things that are real. 1015 01:40:20,453 --> 01:40:22,355 You know, I really like things that are 1016 01:40:22,756 --> 01:40:24,624 quite middle-class, unfashionable. 1017 01:40:25,910 --> 01:40:26,459 I love les mis, I love... 1018 01:40:26,860 --> 01:40:28,940 Phantom of the opera. 1019 01:40:28,928 --> 01:40:29,996 I love fast food. 1020 01:40:31,431 --> 01:40:33,600 I feel sorry for pheasants. 1021 01:40:34,167 --> 01:40:35,602 There's no hope for me. 1022 01:40:36,136 --> 01:40:37,203 Not with them. 1023 01:40:41,141 --> 01:40:43,109 I'm going to see you back in Kensington. 1024 01:40:43,543 --> 01:40:44,878 I can't wait. 1025 01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:48,948 - I'll have a pheasant feather in my hat. - Okay. 1026 01:42:56,910 --> 01:42:58,611 Saboteur! 1027 01:42:58,645 --> 01:43:01,147 Hold your fire! 1028 01:43:03,650 --> 01:43:04,784 Boys! 1029 01:43:06,186 --> 01:43:07,954 I want to take you home. 1030 01:43:20,333 --> 01:43:22,435 I'm not moving from this spot 1031 01:43:23,136 --> 01:43:24,637 until they come to me! 1032 01:43:34,347 --> 01:43:36,316 You'll just have to shoot me! 1033 01:43:52,565 --> 01:43:53,566 Go. 1034 01:43:55,835 --> 01:43:57,203 You... try to help her. 1035 01:44:01,410 --> 01:44:02,842 Your royal highness, do you want me to intervene here? 1036 01:44:02,876 --> 01:44:03,977 My sons... 1037 01:44:05,812 --> 01:44:07,480 Are going to join their mother. 1038 01:44:11,718 --> 01:44:13,653 So everyone hold your fire. 1039 01:44:15,155 --> 01:44:16,156 Go. 1040 01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:41,381 Yes. 1041 01:44:41,581 --> 01:44:42,515 Okay. 1042 01:44:42,549 --> 01:44:43,550 Oh! 1043 01:44:53,260 --> 01:44:54,127 Come on! 1044 01:44:54,194 --> 01:44:56,529 - Slowpoke! Slowpoke! - Come on! 1045 01:44:56,563 --> 01:44:59,265 - Come on! - Do you want to be first? 1046 01:45:00,330 --> 01:45:01,670 Come on, mummy. 1047 01:45:04,871 --> 01:45:06,272 Hang on. Boys. 1048 01:45:08,708 --> 01:45:10,243 Come here. Come on, come on. 1049 01:45:11,411 --> 01:45:12,645 Feet up, feet up. 1050 01:45:14,981 --> 01:45:16,750 What are we? 1051 01:45:17,717 --> 01:45:18,918 Seventeen and a half stone. 1052 01:45:20,120 --> 01:45:21,955 - There. - Come, mummy. 1053 01:45:21,988 --> 01:45:23,523 That's how much I enjoyed myself. 1054 01:45:23,556 --> 01:45:25,992 - Ma'am, shall I bring the car? - Tell major Gregory: 1055 01:45:26,590 --> 01:45:27,827 Seventeen and a half stone. 1056 01:45:27,894 --> 01:45:28,895 Write it down. 1057 01:45:30,997 --> 01:45:32,432 Right here, mummy? 1058 01:45:33,660 --> 01:45:34,634 Are you leaving us, ma'am? 1059 01:45:34,667 --> 01:45:36,603 Yes! Isn't it terrible? 1060 01:45:36,636 --> 01:45:39,272 Yeah. Would you like me to make you up some food? 1061 01:45:39,305 --> 01:45:40,573 There's a lot left over. 1062 01:45:41,740 --> 01:45:43,760 No, I've promised them a real treat. 1063 01:45:43,943 --> 01:45:46,279 I missed your souffle. 1064 01:45:46,780 --> 01:45:49,820 It would've only been wasted on me, anyway. 1065 01:45:49,416 --> 01:45:50,483 We need the keys. 1066 01:45:52,419 --> 01:45:53,987 There's also a note. 1067 01:46:13,973 --> 01:46:15,508 ["All I need is a miracle" plays} 1068 01:46:18,278 --> 01:46:20,647 I I said go if you want to go I 1069 01:46:22,315 --> 01:46:24,517 I stay if you want to stay I 1070 01:46:25,151 --> 01:46:27,787 I I didn't care if you hung around me... I 1071 01:46:28,121 --> 01:46:29,289 where are we going? 1072 01:46:30,230 --> 01:46:31,240 Home. 1073 01:46:33,293 --> 01:46:35,280 - I'm cold. - And I'm hungry. 1074 01:46:35,610 --> 01:46:37,464 Well, turn the heating up! We're going to eat. 1075 01:46:37,497 --> 01:46:39,833 I I'll admit I was never wrong... I 1076 01:46:40,567 --> 01:46:42,469 Where are we going to eat? 1077 01:46:42,502 --> 01:46:43,703 Somewhere! 1078 01:46:44,370 --> 01:46:45,872 - Do you know? - Trust me! 1079 01:46:45,905 --> 01:46:48,740 - Do you know? - We'll find out! 1080 01:46:48,141 --> 01:46:49,743 I like a child I 1081 01:46:50,410 --> 01:46:54,347 I I'm gonna miss you for the rest of my life I 1082 01:46:58,485 --> 01:47:00,587 All I need is a miracle 1083 01:47:01,210 --> 01:47:04,190 all I need is you 1084 01:47:05,558 --> 01:47:07,827 all I need is a miracle 1085 01:47:08,940 --> 01:47:10,830 all I need is you 1086 01:47:12,699 --> 01:47:15,350 All I need is a miracle 1087 01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:18,171 all I need is you 1088 01:47:20,940 --> 01:47:23,176 I I never had any time I 1089 01:47:24,344 --> 01:47:26,846 I and I never had any call I 1090 01:47:27,580 --> 01:47:30,917 I but I went out of my way just to hurt you I 1091 01:47:31,618 --> 01:47:33,787 I the one I shouldn't hurt at all I 1092 01:47:35,121 --> 01:47:37,891 I I thought I was being cool I 1093 01:47:38,425 --> 01:47:41,861 I yeah I thought I was being strong I 1094 01:47:41,895 --> 01:47:45,298 I but it's always the same old story I 1095 01:47:45,365 --> 01:47:48,368 I you never know what you've got till it's gone I 1096 01:47:49,703 --> 01:47:51,137 I love this car. 1097 01:47:51,204 --> 01:47:52,906 I love this song! 1098 01:47:52,939 --> 01:47:55,475 I'm gonna love you for the rest of your life 1099 01:47:59,813 --> 01:48:00,880 Let's go! 1100 01:48:00,914 --> 01:48:02,816 Iaii I need is a miracle I 1101 01:48:03,216 --> 01:48:06,720 iaii I need is you I 1102 01:48:07,787 --> 01:48:10,223 iaii I need is a miracle I 1103 01:48:10,256 --> 01:48:13,493 iaii I need is you I 1104 01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:15,995 iaii I need is a miracle I 1105 01:48:17,397 --> 01:48:19,566 iaii I need is you I 1106 01:48:21,134 --> 01:48:22,502 Can I take your order? 1107 01:48:23,737 --> 01:48:24,938 Three times chicken. 1108 01:48:26,673 --> 01:48:29,242 Three times fries. Two colas and an orange juice, please. 1109 01:48:29,576 --> 01:48:30,744 And what name is it? 1110 01:48:32,178 --> 01:48:33,179 Spencer.