1 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,471 [♪♪♪] 2 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,700 MARIA [SIGHS]: Nick, this was a tragedy, but it's not why we're here. 3 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,350 What, are we fighting the weather now? 4 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:11,871 Locals say the cyclone had a face. 5 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:14,474 People see things when they're under stress. 6 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:16,476 That does not mean that this is the start 7 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:18,144 to some other big world-ending... 8 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,451 [PANTS] 9 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:25,452 Who are you? 10 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:30,924 [ROARS] 11 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,425 You don't want any part of this. 12 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:43,770 ♪ And I... ♪ 13 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:49,609 ♪ Will always love you, ooh ♪ 14 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:58,251 ♪ Will always love you ♪ 15 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,987 ♪ You ♪ 16 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:03,757 ♪ My darling, you... ♪ 17 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:06,993 ♪ Mm-mm ♪ 18 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:10,163 ♪ Bittersweet ♪ 19 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:13,667 ♪ Memories ♪ 20 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,369 ♪ That is all ♪ 21 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,338 ♪ I'm taking ♪ 22 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:21,508 ♪ With me ♪ 23 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:26,946 ♪ And I ♪ 24 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:31,351 ♪ Will always love you ♪ 25 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:35,355 ♪ I will always ♪ 26 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:39,459 ♪ Love you ♪ 27 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:43,163 ♪ I, I will always ♪ 28 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:48,568 ♪ Love you ♪ 29 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:50,904 Gone, but not forgotten. 30 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,390 Thanks to Kenneth Lim and Vihaan Ramamurthy 31 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,408 for their help with that touching video tribute. 32 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,544 This year has been nothing short of... 33 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,879 [BLEEP] is crazy. It's, like, insane. 34 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:00,880 - Jason. - What? 35 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,215 No swearing. 36 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:04,840 It's the last day of school. We're good. 37 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,219 Historic. 38 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,620 Over five years ago, 39 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,823 half of all life in the universe, 40 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,658 including our own Midtown High... 41 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:14,940 - [SCREAMING] - ...was wiped from existence. 42 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:16,663 Then eight months ago, a band of brave heroes 43 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:17,897 brought us back. 44 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:19,999 - [SCREAMING] - [TUBA BLARES] 45 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,868 They called it "the Blip." 46 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,571 Those of us who Blipped away came back the same age... 47 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,539 But our classmates that didn't Blip 48 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,209 had grown five years older. 49 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,511 Yeah, my little brother is now older than me. 50 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,346 Yeah, it's math. 51 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,483 Even though we had Blipped away halfway through the school year 52 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,585 and had already taken midterms, 53 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,253 the school made us start the year 54 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,588 over from the beginning. 55 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,224 It's totally unfair. It's not right. 56 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,859 - [SIGHS] Tigers... - [TIGER GROWLS] 57 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,694 ...it's been a long, dramatic, 58 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,429 somewhat confusing road. 59 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:51,965 As we draw this year to a close, 60 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,833 it's time to move on... 61 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:56,903 to a new phase of our lives. 62 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,505 Pray nothing crazy happens again 63 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,607 because are the Avengers a thing anymore? 64 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,108 Does anyone even have a plan? 65 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:03,610 I have a plan. 66 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:06,460 First, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight. 67 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:08,448 Second, I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter 68 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,450 and watch movies with her the whole time. 69 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,751 - Okay. - Three, 70 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,620 when we go to Venice, Venice is famous 71 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,422 - for making stuff out of glass. - True. 72 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,290 I'm gonna buy her a black dahlia necklace 73 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,259 because her favorite flower is the black dahlia 74 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,760 - because of, well... - The murder. 75 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,729 The murder. Four, when we go to Paris, 76 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:25,165 I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower, 77 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,766 - give her the necklace. - Oh. 78 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,768 Then, five, I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 79 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,938 Then, six, hopefully she tells me 80 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,206 she feels the same way. 81 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,607 Oh, don't forget step seven. 82 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,609 - Step seven? - Don't do any of that. 83 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,112 Why? 84 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,980 We're gonna be bachelors in Europe. 85 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:41,981 - Ned. - Look, 86 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,490 I may not know much, 87 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:44,384 but I do know this: 88 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:47,253 Europeans love Americans. 89 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:48,421 Really? 90 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,789 More than half are women. 91 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,458 Okay. Sure. 92 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,361 But... I really like MJ, man, okay? 93 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:57,970 She's awesome, she's super funny in a kind of dark way. 94 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:58,832 Sometimes I catch her looking at me, 95 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,300 I feel like I've stood up... 96 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,135 - She's coming. - What up, dorks? 97 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,770 Excited about the science trip? 98 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:06,106 Hey, yeah. We're just talking about the trip. 99 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,240 Yeah, and Peter's plan. 100 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,608 You have a plan? 101 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,611 I don't... I don't have a plan. 102 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:14,247 He's... He's just gonna collect tiny spoons 103 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,316 when we're traveling to other countries. 104 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,884 Like a... Like a grandmother? 105 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,719 I'm not collecting tiny spoons. 106 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,321 He's collecting tiny spoons. 107 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,856 Oh, okay, well... 108 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,825 that was a real roller coaster. 109 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,827 - [CHUCKLES] - By the way, travel tip: 110 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,630 You should download a VPN on your phone, 111 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,432 so the government can't track you while abroad. 112 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,868 Smart... Will do. 113 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,600 - [BELL RINGS] - [SIGHS] 114 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,760 Dude, I think that went really great. 115 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,681 MAY: When I Blipped back to my apartment, 116 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,583 the family that was living there was very confused. 117 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,319 The wife thought that I was a mistress. 118 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,221 The grandma thought that I was a ghost. 119 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:57,557 - [CROWD CHUCKLES] - It was... It was really a mess. 120 00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:59,225 Thank you all for coming out 121 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,861 to support those who have been displaced by the Blip. 122 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,164 And, of course, thanks to our very own 123 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,699 Spider-Man! 124 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,702 [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 125 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:16,176 - [CLEARS THROAT] - [FEEDBACK SQUEALS] 126 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:19,546 Thank you, Miss Parker, for having me. 127 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,948 And thank you, you guys, for having me. 128 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,919 And thank you, Spider-Man. 129 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,922 He'll be right back out to take photos and videos. 130 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:29,923 Thank you! 131 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,324 [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 132 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,597 - That was amazing. - That was great. 133 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:39,332 That was so cool. I was so nervous. 134 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,534 I was a little stiff. I wasn't in the pocket. 135 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:44,404 - No, I thought you did great. - You were a little stiff. 136 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,400 Uh, yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too. 137 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,274 - It's fine, fine. - Okay. 138 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,876 - Did you get your passport? - Yeah. 139 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,311 - Mini toothpaste? - Yeah, I did. 140 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:52,746 [DOOR CREAKS] 141 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,314 Hey, sorry I'm late. 142 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:56,649 Happy. Hey. 143 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:57,817 Oh, you look lovely. 144 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,886 - Thanks. You too. - Thank you. 145 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,921 - New dress? - Yeah, yes, it is. 146 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:04,157 It's a new beard. 147 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,392 It's my... My Blip beard. 148 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:07,127 'Cause I grew it in the Blip. 149 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,928 It's a Blip beard. 150 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,563 I see. Yeah. 151 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:13,633 The reason I'm late is because this was misplaced. 152 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,301 Can you believe it? It's enormous. 153 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:16,603 Not the amount, the size. 154 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,406 The amount's nice too. They're generous. 155 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,941 Pepper Potts said, sorry she couldn't be here. 156 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,911 I think I'm gonna go change the Sterno 157 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,446 under the vegan lasagna. 158 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,482 Spider-Man, go shake hands. 159 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,151 Will do. 160 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,624 What just happened? 161 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,930 Heads up, Nick Fury's calling you. 162 00:07:40,930 --> 00:07:42,162 - Nick Fury's gonna call me? Why? - Yeah. 163 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:45,650 Why? He probably has hero stuff for you to do. 164 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:47,233 You're a superhero. He calls superheroes. 165 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,635 If it was that important, 166 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,637 he'd probably call someone else, not me. 167 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,340 - [PHONE BUZZING] - Apparently not. 168 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,478 No caller ID. That's him. 169 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,813 I don't wanna talk to Fury. 170 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:00,880 - Answer the phone. - Why? 171 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,182 If you don't talk to him, 172 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,683 I have to and I don't want to. 173 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,485 - Why not? - I'm scared. Answer the phone. 174 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,655 - You sent Fury to voicemail? - Yeah. 175 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,290 You don't send Fury to voicemail. 176 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,524 They're calling me. 177 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,326 - I gotta go. - You gotta talk to him. 178 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,196 I'm gonna call him. I promise, I'm gonna call him. I will. 179 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,164 You do not ghost Nick Fury. 180 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,866 I promise you, I'll call him. 181 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:22,802 After my trip. 182 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,700 Hey! 183 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:25,705 - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] - [PHONE RINGS] 184 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,208 Yeah, hi. No, no, he's not ghosting you. 185 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,844 - [CLAMORING] - [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 186 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,312 Okay, one question at a time. 187 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,147 Are you the head Avenger? 188 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,582 Are you the head Avenger now? 189 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,500 Uh, no, I'm not. 190 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,185 If aliens come back, what are you gonna do? 191 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,221 If aliens come back, what will you do? 192 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,890 Does anyone have neighborhood questions? 193 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:45,892 Sean Winford, Queens Tribune. 194 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:48,610 What's it like to take over from Tony Stark? 195 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:49,429 Those are big shoes to fill. 196 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,197 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 197 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,467 I'mma... 198 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,569 I'm gonna go. Thanks, everyone, for coming. 199 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,710 [CLAMORING] 200 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,340 [♪♪♪] 201 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,542 [GRUNTS] 202 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,110 [SIGHS] 203 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:12,218 [PHONE BUZZING] 204 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,267 [BUZZING] 205 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,169 [♪♪♪] 206 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:33,940 [SIGHS] 207 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,476 [SNIFFS] 208 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,745 Okay. 209 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,681 [♪♪♪] 210 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,385 Hungry? 211 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:49,322 [LAUGHING] So sorry. 212 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,659 I thought you could sense that with your Peter-tingle. 213 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:55,950 Please do not start calling it my Peter-tingle. 214 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:58,231 So, what's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas? 215 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,233 No, I just really need this vacation. 216 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,901 I need a break. 217 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,471 You deserve it. Mm. 218 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,307 Yeah. 219 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:09,943 You know what? 220 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,780 You should pack your suit, just in case. 221 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:13,246 I have a tingle about it. 222 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,117 Please stop saying "tingle," May. 223 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,320 No. 224 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,122 [♪♪♪] 225 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,228 No. No, I'm not. 226 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:34,634 Vacation, yeah! 227 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,536 MAN: Can you help me get my stuff up? 228 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,805 - WOMAN: Oh, sorry, that's mine. - MAN: No worries. 229 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,475 CHILD: Give me a tablet. 230 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,144 Do you want first shift or second? 231 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,512 I could take either. 232 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,614 Give me the third shift. I took an Ambien. 233 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,490 I can't chaperone kids alone. 234 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:50,283 Yo, Parker. 235 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,685 This is called an airplane. 236 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,319 It's like buses you're used to, 237 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,221 except it flies over poor neighborhoods 238 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,823 instead of driving through them. 239 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,458 - Ma'am? - Hmm? 240 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,661 He Blipped, so technically, he's 16, not 21. 241 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,496 I'll take that. 242 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,699 She's lying. I don't even know this girl. 243 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,737 Classic MJ, right? 244 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,474 Did you know Brad was coming? 245 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,476 It... It's so weird. 246 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,445 Like, one day, he's that kid who cried 247 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,460 and got nosebleeds all the time, 248 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,548 and suddenly, we Blip back, 249 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,616 and he's totally ripped and super nice 250 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,285 and all these girls are after him. 251 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,853 Not all the girls are after him. 252 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,688 No, man, they're all after him. 253 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,423 - [LAUGHING] Yeah. - Here. 254 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,493 Anyway, on to more important things. It's a nine-hour flight. 255 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,395 We can play Beast Slayers the whole time. 256 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,464 WOMAN: Are you excited? 257 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,367 I need help to sit next to MJ. 258 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,169 [SIGHS] Seriously? 259 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,170 Yes, seriously. 260 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,405 What about our plan? 261 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,730 American bachelors in Europe. 262 00:11:47,730 --> 00:11:48,908 That's your plan. That's a solo plan. 263 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,977 Come on, this is my plan. 264 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,547 Please. 265 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,516 [SIGHS] 266 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,951 [♪♪♪] 267 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,419 Uh, hey, guys. 268 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,421 Uh, there's an old lady 269 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,655 sitting in front of us 270 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,524 wearing a crazy amount of perfume, 271 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,727 and it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies. 272 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,960 Um, you know, Betty, if you could just 273 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:11,998 switch seats with him, that would be... 274 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,133 He's allergic to perfume? 275 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,336 Yeah, yeah, because, um, it... 276 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,937 It makes his eyes water, 277 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,407 - and he can't really... - Peter has a perfume allergy? 278 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,574 Oh, uh... 279 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,575 From experience, 280 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,877 allergies are no joke. 281 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,845 I can feel hives breaking out already. 282 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,247 MJ, stand up. 283 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,115 Ned, take MJ's spot. 284 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,170 MJ, you take my spot. 285 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:32,652 Peter, let's get you out of there. 286 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,587 - MJ: Sorry. - HARRINGTON: Zach, Sebastian, 287 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,990 you take Ned and Peter's seats. 288 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,492 Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention. 289 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,127 Your safety is my responsibility. 290 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,329 - And Mr. Dell's, but he's... - [SNORING] 291 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,832 I got it for now. Let's go, Peter! 292 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,667 Let's go! 293 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:57,510 Yeah, I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle. 294 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,149 So did you wanna play Beast Slayer? 295 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,318 Nope. 296 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,787 Have you ever played any kind of PC game or...? 297 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,223 - No. - Got it. Ahem. 298 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:14,940 Did I tell you my wife pretended to Blip out? 299 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:16,830 Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. 300 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,398 We had a fake funeral for her... 301 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,733 Well, the funeral was real 302 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,434 because I thought she was dead. 303 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,769 Do you wanna see the video? 304 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,437 Oh, I got a dual headphone adapter 305 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,839 if you wanna watch a movie. 306 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,341 Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious. 307 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,276 Oh, you have a dual headphone adapter. 308 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,411 We can watch together. 309 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,946 CAPTAIN: Good afternoon, 310 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,681 this is your captain speaking. 311 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,783 Our flight time today will be eight hours, 312 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,885 49 minutes to Venice, Italy. 313 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,220 [BOTH LAUGHING] 314 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,522 [♪♪♪] 315 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,894 [WOMAN SINGING IN ITALIAN] 316 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,932 Oh! Oh! 317 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:57,804 [DINGS] 318 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:04,678 [DINGS] 319 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,111 [SNORING] 320 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,887 Hey man, did you see Brad and MJ on the plane? 321 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,590 They were watching movies and laughing the entire time. 322 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,359 Dude, don't worry, okay? 323 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,526 I'm sure that's nothing. 324 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,527 Hey, babe. 325 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,795 Can you hold this for me? 326 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,464 - Yeah, of course. - Thanks. 327 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,101 [SIGHS] 328 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,802 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 329 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,440 What was that? 330 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,376 Uh, well, 331 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,878 we got to talking on the plane, and it turns out, 332 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,446 we have a lot in common. 333 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,820 So, uh, we're boyfriend and girlfriend now. 334 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,952 Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe? 335 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,721 Peter, those were the words of a boy. 336 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,257 And that boy met a woman. 337 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,930 A very strong and powerful woman. 338 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:30,300 And now, that boy's a man. 339 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,298 - BETTY: Babe? - Coming, babe. 340 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,901 - [BEEPING] - [MAN SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 341 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:35,969 [WHINES] 342 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,406 There's nothing in there. I swear. 343 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,641 [♪♪♪] 344 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,923 These, no. 345 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,925 [WOMAN SINGING IN ITALIAN] 346 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,827 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 347 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,501 PETER: Sorry. Sorry. 348 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,770 - I'm here. - HARRINGTON: Wait, wait, wait. 349 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,939 - PETER: I'm here. - HARRINGTON: Thank goodness. 350 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,841 [ALL WHOOPING] 351 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,560 [CHEERING] 352 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,475 HARRINGTON: Looks like we're here. 353 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,510 They're doing renovations to the place. 354 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,146 - Getting some upgrades. - JOSH: Oh, this is trash. 355 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,748 - That must be the concierge. - Okay. 356 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,483 BOY: Come on, man. 357 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:59,190 HARRINGTON: Everyone, here we are. 358 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:01,254 - [MEOWING] - Whoa! 359 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,722 - BOY: Wow! - DELL: Come on in. 360 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,357 This place is sinking. 361 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,559 - You mean, "charming." - BETTY: It stinks. 362 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,290 Okay, everybody, drop your bags off. 363 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,898 We're gonna meet at the da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go! 364 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,670 - ¡Vámanos! - MJ: It's "andiamo." 365 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:15,368 Andiamo! 366 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,300 When in Rome, do as Romans do. 367 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,720 When you're in Venice, your socks get wet. 368 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,374 [WOMAN SINGING IN ITALIAN] 369 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,800 What's up, Flash Mob? How you guys doing? 370 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,715 I'm here in St. Marco Polo's... 371 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,883 [GROANS] 372 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,385 - This is so much fun. - Yeah? 373 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,386 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 374 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,293 [BEEPING] 375 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,899 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 376 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,267 Oh! 377 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,211 Three, two, one... say pizza! 378 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,547 ALL: Pizza! Pizza time! 379 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,449 [PIGEONS COOING] 380 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,735 - Buongiorno. - MAN: Buongiorno. 381 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,236 Hi. Uh... 382 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,804 I'm looking for a, uh... 383 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,873 [SPEAKS ITALIAN] 384 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,775 [♪♪♪] 385 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,384 It's perfect. 386 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,285 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 387 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,930 [SPEAKS ITALIAN] 388 00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:48,995 - What? - [MJ SPEAKS ITALIAN] 389 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,296 The most perfect word. 390 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,132 Italians created it, I discovered it. 391 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,334 - What does it mean? - It means a million things. 392 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,169 I don't know. Get out of my face. 393 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,104 I don't know and get out of my face. 394 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,874 It's the best thing Italy created, except for espresso. 395 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:03,643 Oh, so you've been drinking espresso? 396 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,513 Hey. German? American. 397 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,140 - A rose for you. - [SPEAKS ITALIAN] 398 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,950 Whoa. 399 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,519 "Boh" is my new superpower. 400 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,221 It's like the anti- "aloha." I was born to say this word. 401 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,624 So, what's in the bag? 402 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,592 Oh, uh... 403 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,593 [SPEAKS ITALIAN] 404 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,495 Nice. 405 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,833 [WATER GURGLING] 406 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,702 [GROWLING] 407 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,705 MJ: Whoa, cool. 408 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,809 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 409 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,681 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 410 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,784 [GURGLING] 411 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,886 [♪♪♪] 412 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,556 What was that? 413 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,370 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 414 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,277 [BOTH SCREAMING] 415 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:14,547 - Betty! You okay? - Yeah. 416 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,183 - MAN: Oh, my God! - Come on. 417 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,551 BETTY: Guys, we gotta go! 418 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,589 [GROANS] 419 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,923 - What is that? - I don't know. 420 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,859 - What'll you do? - My suit's in the hotel. 421 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:27,394 - Why? - I'm on vacation, Ned! 422 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,396 Everyone will see my face. Get them out. 423 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,397 Go! Just go! 424 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,401 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 425 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,105 [ROARS] 426 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,875 Get out of here. Go! 427 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:45,745 Oh, my God. 428 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,817 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 429 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,821 Come on. 430 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,589 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 431 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,590 [GRUNTS] 432 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,765 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 433 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,690 Oh, no, you don't. 434 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,248 You okay? Get out of here. Go! 435 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,852 [GRUNTS] 436 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,821 [SPITS AND PANTS] 437 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:30,990 [ROARS] 438 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,926 [RUMBLING] 439 00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:40,800 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 440 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,702 [PANTING] 441 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,381 [GRUNTING] 442 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,319 [GRUNTS] 443 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,588 [ROARS] 444 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,261 [GRUNTING] 445 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,401 PETER: Excuse me, sir! 446 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,202 I... I can help. Let me help. 447 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,971 I'm really strong, and I'm sticky. 448 00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:20,106 I need to lead it away from the canals. 449 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:46,900 The da Vinci Museum. 450 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,202 This is why we're here in Venice. 451 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,804 Oh, this is it. 452 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,380 It's closed. 453 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:53,907 What do you mean? Till when? 454 00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:55,800 November. 455 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,576 You didn't check the website? 456 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,777 Oh, that's a good idea. 457 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,316 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 458 00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:11,910 [MASK JINGLES] 459 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:14,160 Oh, come on. 460 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,467 DELL: Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here. 461 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,669 [♪♪♪] 462 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,611 [PANTING] 463 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,450 [ROARING] 464 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:40,920 [GRUNTS] 465 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,231 - [YELLS] - [BELL RINGS] 466 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:52,799 [GROANS] 467 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,234 [GRUNTING] 468 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,837 - [BELL RINGS] - [GROANS] 469 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:02,342 [ROARS] 470 00:24:02,342 --> 00:24:05,211 [GRUNTING] 471 00:24:10,684 --> 00:24:12,152 [GRUNTS] 472 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,159 [YELLS] 473 00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:21,940 - Who is that guy? - I don't know, 474 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:22,762 but he's kicking that water's ***. 475 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:25,532 [ROARS] 476 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,670 [YELLS] 477 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,941 [YELLING] 478 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,621 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 479 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,824 [♪♪♪] 480 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,129 Yeah! Yeah! 481 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:12,120 [REPORTER SPEAKING IN ITALIAN ON TV] 482 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,546 It's aliens. It has to be. 483 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:15,749 BuzzFeed says there's a sailor, Morris Bench, 484 00:25:15,749 --> 00:25:17,417 who was exposed to an experimental 485 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:19,519 underwater generator and got hydro powers. 486 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,870 You should definitely believe 487 00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:22,689 everything on the Internet. 488 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,191 - Spider-Man could take him. - What do you think it is? 489 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,270 [REPORTER SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 490 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:29,229 You know, being a man of science... 491 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:31,865 witches. 492 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,833 No, no, no. We wanna stay. 493 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,568 Good thing I packed your suit, huh? 494 00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,700 I can't believe you forgot it. 495 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:38,505 Yeah. 496 00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:40,730 Who was that guy you were with? 497 00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:41,341 Was that Mr. Strange? 498 00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:44,244 Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange. 499 00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:45,979 And, no, I don't know who that was. 500 00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:47,347 It was a new guy. 501 00:25:47,347 --> 00:25:49,482 - I was trying to help him... - That's my lunch. 502 00:25:49,482 --> 00:25:50,717 Don't eat that one. 503 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:51,718 Happy's there? 504 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,853 Yeah, it's Happy. 505 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:56,890 He's here. He came by to volunteer. 506 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,358 And he's hanging around the office. 507 00:25:58,358 --> 00:26:00,860 - And he wants to say hi. - I don't want... Hi, Peter. 508 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,295 Hey, Happy. 509 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,934 Sorry, I'm working hard here. I gotta do a... A leaflet drop. 510 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:10,270 - What are you...? - Glad you're having a good time. 511 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:12,272 Don't worry, I'm taking care of your aunt. 512 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:17,744 So how's the plan going? 513 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,915 There's been setbacks, for sure. 514 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,417 Trust your instincts, you'll be fine. 515 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:27,253 I know. Love you. Bye. 516 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,888 [REPORTER SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 517 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,900 Who is that guy? 518 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:31,991 He's Iron Man and Thor rolled into one. 519 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,928 [SCOFFS] He's all right. He's no Spider-Man. 520 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,763 What is it with you and Spider-Man? 521 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:39,933 What? He's just awesome, okay? 522 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:43,370 He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring. 523 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,572 He inspires me to be a better man. 524 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:51,311 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 525 00:26:51,311 --> 00:26:52,946 Sounds like his name's Mysterio. 526 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:54,781 "L'uomo del misterio" 527 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,983 is Italian for "man of mystery." 528 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:58,551 They don't know who he is. 529 00:26:58,551 --> 00:27:00,860 Mysterio. 530 00:27:01,154 --> 00:27:02,422 BOTH: Cool name. 531 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:04,991 BOTH: Babe. 532 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:07,270 So how much of that did you actually see? 533 00:27:07,270 --> 00:27:09,950 Not much. I was running. 534 00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:11,998 Right. Me too. I was also running... 535 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,133 away. 536 00:27:15,168 --> 00:27:17,370 So Paris tomorrow. 537 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:20,106 Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great. 538 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:23,430 Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna 539 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:24,778 to create an army of the insane. 540 00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:26,179 Oh. 541 00:27:26,179 --> 00:27:27,180 It's my favorite 542 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:28,381 destination on the trip. 543 00:27:28,381 --> 00:27:30,830 [CHUCKLES] 544 00:27:31,685 --> 00:27:34,540 What are you gonna do about the water monster? 545 00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:35,989 Nothing. It's dead. 546 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:38,425 Besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it. 547 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,293 Look, I just wanna spend time with MJ. 548 00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:43,296 We were talking about Paris, and I think she really likes me. 549 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:44,631 That's nice. 550 00:27:44,631 --> 00:27:46,833 Reminds me of when Betty and I fell in love. 551 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,350 I had just finished my fruit cobbler, and... 552 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:58,440 You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man. 553 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,490 You're Nick Fury. 554 00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:04,617 And you just shot Ned. 555 00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:06,119 FURY: It's a mild tranquilizer. 556 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,120 He'll be all right. 557 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,256 So good to finally meet you. 558 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,925 I saw you at the funeral, 559 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:14,694 I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers. 560 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:16,730 No, that would've been inappropriate. 561 00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:18,865 - That's what I just said. - Right. 562 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:21,334 The important thing is, you're here. 563 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:22,736 I tried to bring you here. 564 00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:25,705 You avoided me, and now you're here. 565 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:27,507 What a coincidence. 566 00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:29,743 Wait. Was this a coincidence? 567 00:28:29,743 --> 00:28:33,113 I used to know everything. 568 00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:34,948 Then I come back five years later, 569 00:28:34,948 --> 00:28:36,883 and now I know nothing. 570 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:39,686 No intel, no team. 571 00:28:39,686 --> 00:28:41,988 And a high school kid 572 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:45,250 is dodging my calls. 573 00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:46,593 Here's what I do know: 574 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,396 [POWERS UP] 575 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:54,567 A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone. 576 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:58,710 Witnesses say that cyclone had a face. 577 00:28:58,710 --> 00:28:59,773 [NED SNORING] 578 00:29:02,175 --> 00:29:06,413 Three days later, a similar event in Morocco. 579 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,480 - A village was... - [KNOCKING] 580 00:29:09,282 --> 00:29:10,583 Just making the rounds. 581 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,385 See if anyone needs any counseling 582 00:29:12,385 --> 00:29:14,540 after today's traumatic events. 583 00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:16,656 No, we'll be okay. We're fine. Thank you. 584 00:29:16,656 --> 00:29:20,226 Great because I'm... I'm not qualified to actually... 585 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,628 Oh, he's passed out. 586 00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:24,698 I'm not qualified to do it anyway, so good night. 587 00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:28,601 That was my teacher. Sorry about that. 588 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:29,836 You were saying? 589 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,338 A village was destroyed by what 590 00:29:31,338 --> 00:29:33,273 may well be another world-threatening... 591 00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:34,674 BETTY: Babe, you still awake? 592 00:29:34,674 --> 00:29:36,509 You're not answering any of my texts. 593 00:29:36,509 --> 00:29:38,278 Um, he's asleep, Betty. 594 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:39,746 BETTY: Oh, already? 595 00:29:39,746 --> 00:29:41,581 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - BETTY: Okay. 596 00:29:41,581 --> 00:29:43,450 That's why it's imperative... 597 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,819 DELL: Hey, boys. So that canal water today 598 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:47,987 was filled with dangerous bacteria... 599 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,789 Another person touches that door, 600 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:51,825 we are going to attend another funeral. 601 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,460 - Suit up. - DELL: Let me know if 602 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:54,961 either of you develop vomiting. 603 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,863 [♪♪♪] 604 00:29:58,565 --> 00:30:00,633 Stark left these for you. 605 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,302 Really? 606 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:17,684 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." 607 00:30:17,684 --> 00:30:19,352 Stark said you wouldn't get that 608 00:30:19,352 --> 00:30:21,855 because it's not a Star Wars reference. 609 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,560 [SCOFFS] 610 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,160 You can lose the mask. 611 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,290 Everyone here has seen you without it. 612 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:30,697 You'd only be feigning anonymity 613 00:30:30,697 --> 00:30:33,767 and breathing through spandex for no good reason. 614 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:38,505 [GRUNTS] 615 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:39,873 Come on. 616 00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:41,875 Yeah. 617 00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:47,247 Over there, we have Maria Hill. 618 00:30:48,548 --> 00:30:51,851 - That is Dimitri. - [GUN COCKS] 619 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:55,321 And this is Mr. Beck. 620 00:30:57,624 --> 00:30:58,692 Mysterio? 621 00:30:58,692 --> 00:30:59,859 What? 622 00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:02,962 Doesn't matter. It's what my friends 623 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,164 have been calling you. 624 00:31:04,164 --> 00:31:07,500 Well, you can call me Quentin. 625 00:31:09,803 --> 00:31:11,871 You handled yourself well out there today. 626 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:13,540 I saw what you did with the tower. 627 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,608 We could use someone like you on my world. 628 00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:17,344 Thanks. 629 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:18,845 I'm sorry. Your world? 630 00:31:18,845 --> 00:31:21,614 Mr. Beck is from Earth. 631 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:23,183 Just not yours. 632 00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:25,510 BECK: There are multiple realities. 633 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:28,254 This is Earth Dimension 616. I'm from Earth 833. 634 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:31,458 I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse? 635 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,426 'Cause I thought that was theoretical. 636 00:31:33,426 --> 00:31:35,428 That changes how we understand the initial singularity. 637 00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:37,797 We're talking about an eternal inflation system. 638 00:31:37,797 --> 00:31:40,133 How does that even work with all the quantum...? 639 00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,134 It's insane. 640 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:46,673 S-sorry. It's really cool. 641 00:31:46,673 --> 00:31:50,343 Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room. 642 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,946 - [SCOFFS] - Anyway... 643 00:31:52,946 --> 00:31:55,480 [♪♪♪] 644 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,840 They were born in stable orbits within black holes. 645 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,353 Creatures formed from the primary elements: 646 00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:02,956 Air, water, fire, earth. 647 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:05,592 The Science Division had a technical name. 648 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:07,761 We just called them Elementals. 649 00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:10,263 Versions of them exist across our mythologies. 650 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,132 Turns out, the myths are real. 651 00:32:12,132 --> 00:32:14,340 Like Thor. 652 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:17,170 Thor was a myth, now I study him in my physics class. 653 00:32:17,170 --> 00:32:19,673 These myths are threats. 654 00:32:19,673 --> 00:32:22,442 They first materialized on my Earth many years ago. 655 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,910 We mobilized and fought them, 656 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:26,513 but with each battle, they grew, got stronger. 657 00:32:26,513 --> 00:32:29,582 I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them. 658 00:32:29,582 --> 00:32:31,851 All we did was delay the inevitable. 659 00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:35,210 The Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates. 660 00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:36,489 Our satellites confirm it. 661 00:32:36,489 --> 00:32:39,292 So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. 662 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:41,127 There's only one left: fire. 663 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,496 The strongest of them all. 664 00:32:43,496 --> 00:32:44,998 The one that destroyed my Earth. 665 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:49,690 It's the one that took my family. 666 00:32:49,690 --> 00:32:50,970 [♪♪♪] 667 00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:53,973 I'm sorry. 668 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:56,509 And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours. 669 00:32:56,509 --> 00:32:59,412 We have one mission: kill it. 670 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,647 And you're coming with us. 671 00:33:02,515 --> 00:33:05,418 I'm sorry, did you say Prague? Heh. 672 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,520 Mr. Fury, this all seems like bigtime, 673 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,256 you know, huge superhero kind of stuff. 674 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:13,827 And, I mean, I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir. 675 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,695 *****, please. You've been to space. 676 00:33:15,695 --> 00:33:17,330 I know, but that was an accident. 677 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,332 There's gotta be someone else you can use. 678 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:22,402 - What about Thor? - Off-world. 679 00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:24,204 Okay, um, Doctor Strange. 680 00:33:24,204 --> 00:33:25,839 - Unavailable. - Captain Marvel. 681 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,340 Don't invoke her name. 682 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,175 Sir, look, I really wanna help. I do. 683 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:32,450 If my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she'll kill me. 684 00:33:32,450 --> 00:33:34,647 If I'm seen in Europe after the Washington Monument, 685 00:33:34,647 --> 00:33:36,850 my class will figure out who I am, and then... 686 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,585 Then the whole world will figure out 687 00:33:38,585 --> 00:33:40,387 who I am, then I'm done. 688 00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:42,355 Okay. 689 00:33:42,355 --> 00:33:43,723 I understand. 690 00:33:44,657 --> 00:33:46,326 I'm sorry, what? 691 00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:49,950 Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you 692 00:33:49,950 --> 00:33:51,664 and become suspicious. 693 00:33:51,664 --> 00:33:53,166 Dimitri. 694 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,502 Take him back to the hotel, please. 695 00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:56,503 Yes. 696 00:33:56,503 --> 00:33:58,571 Thank you, Mr. Fury. 697 00:33:58,571 --> 00:34:00,640 And, uh, good luck. 698 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,475 [♪♪♪] 699 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:04,770 See you, kid. 700 00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:05,745 Yeah, see you. 701 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,582 - Bye, ma'am. - MARIA: Yeah. 702 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,689 Okay, drink lots of water. 703 00:34:15,689 --> 00:34:17,590 I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill. 704 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:20,560 - You cannot get sick, okay? - Okay. Thanks, baby. 705 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,429 Hey, man, are you sure you're good? 706 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:23,963 Oh, dude, I'm fine. 707 00:34:23,963 --> 00:34:25,465 - Okay. Nice. - Don't worry. 708 00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:28,680 Seriously, getting tranq'd in the neck by Nick Fury, 709 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,437 probably the coolest thing to ever happen to me. 710 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:31,805 - It is pretty awesome. - Yeah. 711 00:34:31,805 --> 00:34:33,740 I'm happy I don't have to go to Prague. 712 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,410 - Seriously. - Good news. 713 00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:37,577 We're going to Prague. Huh? 714 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:39,145 - What? - Prague? 715 00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:41,581 Yeah. Tour company called. They upgraded us. 716 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:43,817 You should've heard me on the phone with them. 717 00:34:43,817 --> 00:34:45,285 I really gave them hell. 718 00:34:45,285 --> 00:34:46,753 All I heard was crying. 719 00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:48,254 Look at our upgraded ride. Huh? 720 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:49,456 Whoa, bro, you see that? 721 00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:50,724 It's pretty sick. 722 00:34:50,724 --> 00:34:52,692 I'm impressed, Mr. Harrington. 723 00:34:52,692 --> 00:34:54,361 Oh, come on. 724 00:34:54,361 --> 00:34:57,864 Peter, what...? What's going on? 725 00:34:57,864 --> 00:35:01,301 I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation. 726 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:04,738 I'm, uh, Mr. Harrington to the kids... 727 00:35:04,738 --> 00:35:06,473 - BOY: Oh, all right. - Okay. 728 00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:07,674 Awesome. 729 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:11,277 Yeah. Awesome. 730 00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:13,179 [♪♪♪] 731 00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:18,618 [WOMAN SINGING IN SLOVAK] 732 00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:36,336 Yo, what's up, Flash Mob? It's your boy, the Big F, 733 00:35:36,336 --> 00:35:39,139 cruising through the Alps with my private driver, Dimitri. 734 00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:54,854 [♪♪♪] 735 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:03,430 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. 736 00:36:03,430 --> 00:36:05,310 Say EDITH." 737 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,337 EDITH: Stand by for retinal and biometric scan. 738 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:12,505 Retinal and biometric scan accepted. 739 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:14,841 - Hello? - EDITH: Hello, Peter. 740 00:36:14,841 --> 00:36:16,810 I am EDITH, Tony Stark's 741 00:36:16,810 --> 00:36:20,130 augmented-reality security and defense system. 742 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:22,816 - So he made you for me? - EDITH: No. But you have access 743 00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:25,180 - to all of Tony's protocols. - Cool. 744 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:27,870 EDITH: Would you like to see what I can do? 745 00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,220 [♪♪♪] 746 00:36:32,425 --> 00:36:36,496 EDITH stands for "Even dead, I'm the hero." 747 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:38,640 Tony loved his acronyms. 748 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,700 - [CHUCKLES] Yeah, he did. - EDITH: I have access to 749 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,936 the entire Stark Global Security network, 750 00:36:42,936 --> 00:36:45,500 including multiple defense satellites, 751 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:46,573 as well as back doors 752 00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:48,441 to all major telecommunication networks. 753 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:50,443 Whoa. 754 00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:56,583 Is MJ texting? 755 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:01,321 No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. 756 00:37:01,321 --> 00:37:03,390 That's wrong. That's wrong. 757 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,225 [PHONES CHIME] 758 00:37:16,169 --> 00:37:18,710 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 759 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,376 Petrol and toilets. Ten minutes! 760 00:37:23,376 --> 00:37:25,545 Flash Mob, this is what we doing out here... 761 00:37:25,545 --> 00:37:27,914 Toilet, toilet, toilet. Which way to the toilet? 762 00:37:27,914 --> 00:37:29,616 Ten minutes, everyone. 763 00:37:29,616 --> 00:37:32,752 Dimitri, where exactly are we? 764 00:37:34,888 --> 00:37:36,122 Okay. I'll figure it out. 765 00:37:36,122 --> 00:37:37,424 Oh, my gosh, it's so sick. 766 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,626 It's beautiful. 767 00:37:39,626 --> 00:37:40,927 What? 768 00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:44,464 [♪♪♪] 769 00:37:53,673 --> 00:37:54,908 Hello. 770 00:37:54,908 --> 00:37:56,142 Close the door. 771 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:02,115 Um... 772 00:38:02,115 --> 00:38:03,483 I'm Peter Parker. 773 00:38:03,483 --> 00:38:05,318 Take off your clothes. 774 00:38:06,753 --> 00:38:08,880 - Excuse me? - You told Fury 775 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,557 Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. 776 00:38:10,557 --> 00:38:12,525 So I made you this, another suit. 777 00:38:13,927 --> 00:38:16,663 Oh, uh, thank you. 778 00:38:16,663 --> 00:38:18,898 I'm sure it fits fine. I don't need to try... 779 00:38:18,898 --> 00:38:21,334 - Take off your clothes. - Okay. 780 00:38:22,936 --> 00:38:24,337 Sure. 781 00:38:25,972 --> 00:38:28,740 - It's a little embarrassing. - Now. Hurry up. 782 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,440 This is weird. Heh. 783 00:38:33,113 --> 00:38:34,647 No, no, no. Don't... 784 00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:35,882 Whoa. 785 00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:38,151 Uh... 786 00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:40,186 Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom. 787 00:38:40,186 --> 00:38:41,788 This is not what it looks like. 788 00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:43,156 - Just... - Yeah. 789 00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:45,191 - What are you doing? - I'll leave you alone. 790 00:38:45,191 --> 00:38:46,960 Oh, my God. Don't shoot anybody. 791 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,620 Brad? It's not what it looks like, buddy. 792 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:51,640 - Hey, man, look, that's... - Look, Peter, 793 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,333 I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. 794 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,360 If you want to hook up with some random European chick, 795 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,400 - that's on you. - That's not what that was. 796 00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,973 I can't pretend I didn't see what I saw. 797 00:38:59,973 --> 00:39:02,442 I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. 798 00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:04,611 - But I like her too. - Wait a minute. Hey, hey. 799 00:39:04,611 --> 00:39:06,646 You cannot show her that photo, dude. 800 00:39:06,646 --> 00:39:08,515 I'm sorry, man. I have to. 801 00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,817 She deserves the truth. 802 00:39:10,817 --> 00:39:13,386 Okay, put your one foot in front of the other, 803 00:39:13,386 --> 00:39:15,321 and, everybody, back on the bus. 804 00:39:15,321 --> 00:39:17,323 HARRINGTON: It's been 10 minutes. Let's go! 805 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:22,280 [STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 806 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,531 FLASH: What's up, Flash Mob? It's your boy, Big F... 807 00:39:24,531 --> 00:39:26,299 - EDITH? - EDITH: Hello, Peter. 808 00:39:26,299 --> 00:39:28,301 - How can I help you? - Hey. There's this guy 809 00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:30,303 in my class who's gonna ruin everything... 810 00:39:30,303 --> 00:39:32,639 EDITH: Peter, I'm having difficulty hearing you. 811 00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:34,740 Can you please speak up? 812 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,576 Um, Brad Davis. He has a photo of me. 813 00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:38,712 EDITH: Brad Davis. Is he a target? 814 00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:40,460 Is Brad a target? Um... 815 00:39:45,251 --> 00:39:47,420 Yeah. He's a target. He's a target. 816 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:49,220 EDITH: Copy that. 817 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,725 Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike. 818 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:53,930 Initiating what, now? 819 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:54,794 EDITH: Intercept point determined. 820 00:39:54,794 --> 00:39:56,363 - Releasing kill vehicle. - EDITH. 821 00:39:56,363 --> 00:39:58,264 [♪♪♪] 822 00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:21,955 - Oh, my God. - Dope glasses, Parker. 823 00:40:21,955 --> 00:40:24,290 - How'd you pay for these? - Flash, give them back. 824 00:40:24,290 --> 00:40:27,460 - I'm paying you a compliment. - Please give me... 825 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:28,661 I'm so sorry. 826 00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:32,232 EDITH, don't kill Brad. 827 00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:33,733 EDITH: Do you want me to cancel 828 00:40:33,733 --> 00:40:35,235 the drone strike on Brad Davis? 829 00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:36,636 - Did you just punch Flash? - No. 830 00:40:36,636 --> 00:40:37,637 EDITH: Firing. 831 00:40:40,507 --> 00:40:42,175 Oh, look out! 832 00:40:42,175 --> 00:40:44,310 [TIRES SCREECHING] 833 00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:45,779 [STUDENTS EXCLAIMING] 834 00:40:45,779 --> 00:40:47,414 Hey, this is not the autobahn! 835 00:40:47,414 --> 00:40:48,982 - EDITH. - DELL: Harrington! 836 00:40:48,982 --> 00:40:51,284 - Is this the autobahn? - HARRINGTON: Appears to be. 837 00:40:52,919 --> 00:40:54,587 EDITH: Commencing second strike. 838 00:40:54,587 --> 00:40:56,489 Peter. Plant your fanny and buckle up. 839 00:40:56,489 --> 00:40:58,910 Look at the baby mountain goats! 840 00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:00,794 - Baby mountain goats? - DELL: Ooh, I see them. 841 00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:03,863 [♪♪♪] 842 00:41:14,307 --> 00:41:16,609 I don't see any mountain goats. 843 00:41:16,609 --> 00:41:18,144 [PANTING] You missed them. 844 00:41:18,144 --> 00:41:20,647 I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter... 845 00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:22,820 What? 846 00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:24,651 ...but your new look, I love it. 847 00:41:24,651 --> 00:41:26,653 - Right, babe? - Thanks. 848 00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:29,622 NED: Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, very European. 849 00:41:29,622 --> 00:41:30,757 Oh, man. 850 00:41:30,757 --> 00:41:31,991 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 851 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:33,960 Let's try that again. 852 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,330 BRAD: Uh, this is so weird. It was right here on my phone. 853 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:40,367 - I-I... - Yeah. Weird. 854 00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:45,805 [SIGHS] 855 00:41:45,805 --> 00:41:47,207 Ow. 856 00:41:47,207 --> 00:41:49,109 [MAN SINGING IN CZECH] 857 00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:52,379 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 858 00:42:06,893 --> 00:42:09,396 [PIANO PLAYING] 859 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:12,332 - BOY: Whoa, freaking beautiful. - GIRL: This is amazing. 860 00:42:12,332 --> 00:42:14,834 Wow, this place is so classy. 861 00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:16,403 Yeah, so why are we here? 862 00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:18,204 Speak for yourself. 863 00:42:18,204 --> 00:42:19,839 [CHUCKLES] I'm home. 864 00:42:19,839 --> 00:42:21,508 What can I say? 865 00:42:21,508 --> 00:42:23,843 The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease. 866 00:42:23,843 --> 00:42:27,547 Everyone get settled in, rest up because tonight, big surprise, 867 00:42:27,547 --> 00:42:30,150 - is Prague's annual... - [PHONE BUZZES] 868 00:42:30,150 --> 00:42:31,751 - ...Carnival of Lights. - BOY: Yeah! 869 00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:33,353 - Hello? - MARIA: Parker, it's Hill. 870 00:42:33,353 --> 00:42:35,550 There's an earpiece with your suit. 871 00:42:35,550 --> 00:42:37,570 Put it on and await further instructions. 872 00:42:37,570 --> 00:42:38,391 - Understood? - Uh, yes, ma'am. 873 00:42:38,391 --> 00:42:39,759 - MARIA: Yeah. - Hey, man. 874 00:42:39,759 --> 00:42:42,950 - Hey. - Look, I am so sorry 875 00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:44,731 if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship. 876 00:42:44,731 --> 00:42:46,299 I'm still your guy in the chair. 877 00:42:46,299 --> 00:42:48,301 No, it's all good. Don't worry about it. 878 00:42:48,301 --> 00:42:50,937 - Okay. Great, great. - It's fine. 879 00:42:50,937 --> 00:42:53,373 So, what's the status on the Elemental thing? 880 00:42:53,373 --> 00:42:55,909 - Where's it gonna happen? - Uh, here in the city. 881 00:42:55,909 --> 00:42:58,311 - Peter, we're here. - I know, I know. It's not good. 882 00:42:58,311 --> 00:42:59,713 It's... I'm figuring it out. 883 00:42:59,713 --> 00:43:01,781 You have to do something, Peter, please. 884 00:43:01,781 --> 00:43:03,149 We're all counting on you. 885 00:43:03,149 --> 00:43:05,118 - Ned. - Yeah. Yeah, babe. 886 00:43:05,118 --> 00:43:07,954 HARRINGTON: The good news is, we've all got our own rooms. 887 00:43:07,954 --> 00:43:09,756 - BOY: It's about time. - GIRL: Serious? 888 00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:12,258 - FURY: Parker? Parker! - Yes, sir. 889 00:43:12,258 --> 00:43:14,627 That thing is going to be here in a few hours. 890 00:43:14,627 --> 00:43:16,596 - Are we boring you? - He's not bored. 891 00:43:16,596 --> 00:43:18,698 He's thinking about how you kidnapped him. 892 00:43:18,698 --> 00:43:20,300 He had obstacles. 893 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:22,268 I removed them. 894 00:43:22,268 --> 00:43:24,204 They still won't evacuate the city. 895 00:43:24,204 --> 00:43:26,873 [SIGHS] Idiots. 896 00:43:26,873 --> 00:43:28,742 So, what's the plan, Parker? 897 00:43:28,742 --> 00:43:31,244 I will be in the cathedral tower, 898 00:43:31,244 --> 00:43:32,946 keeping watch for the fire monster. 899 00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:35,548 When that shows up, I will radio you guys, 900 00:43:35,548 --> 00:43:38,985 - and then Mr. Beck and I will... - My name is Mysterio. 901 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:41,755 [CHUCKLES] 902 00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:44,257 That's when Mysterio and I will move in. 903 00:43:44,257 --> 00:43:45,658 BECK: Peter, listen to me. 904 00:43:45,658 --> 00:43:48,328 The best hope you have, the only hope, 905 00:43:48,328 --> 00:43:51,865 is to stop it here now, no matter what the cost. 906 00:43:51,865 --> 00:43:54,000 Maneuver it away from civilians if you can, 907 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,970 but most important, keep it away from metal. 908 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:58,938 If it gets too big, it'll be able to 909 00:43:58,938 --> 00:44:00,607 draw power from the Earth's core. 910 00:44:00,607 --> 00:44:03,843 After that, there's no way to stop it. 911 00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:09,315 Hey, my friends are here. 912 00:44:09,315 --> 00:44:11,885 I can't help but think we're putting them in danger. 913 00:44:11,885 --> 00:44:15,880 You're worried about us hurting your friends? 914 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,193 You, who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus? 915 00:44:20,193 --> 00:44:23,630 Stark gave you a multibillion-dollar 916 00:44:23,630 --> 00:44:25,965 A.R. tactical intelligence system, 917 00:44:25,965 --> 00:44:27,634 and the first thing you do with it 918 00:44:27,634 --> 00:44:29,202 is try and blow up your friends. 919 00:44:29,202 --> 00:44:34,174 It's clear to me that you were not ready for this. 920 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:37,310 [♪♪♪] 921 00:44:40,146 --> 00:44:43,216 Fury asked me to come up here and see how you were doing. 922 00:44:43,216 --> 00:44:45,385 He just... He felt bad about snapping at you. 923 00:44:45,385 --> 00:44:46,853 Really? 924 00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:49,422 You guys do have sarcasm on this Earth, right? 925 00:44:49,422 --> 00:44:50,924 [CHUCKLES] 926 00:44:50,924 --> 00:44:52,192 How you feeling? 927 00:44:54,594 --> 00:44:56,896 Uh... 928 00:44:56,896 --> 00:45:00,266 I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer. 929 00:45:00,266 --> 00:45:02,869 I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just... 930 00:45:04,604 --> 00:45:08,108 I had this plan with this girl that I really like... 931 00:45:08,108 --> 00:45:10,944 and now it's all ruined. 932 00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:20,754 You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid. 933 00:45:22,322 --> 00:45:23,823 It's a hard path. 934 00:45:23,823 --> 00:45:26,192 You see things. You do things. 935 00:45:26,192 --> 00:45:27,460 You make choices. 936 00:45:28,828 --> 00:45:30,397 People look up to you... 937 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,467 and even if you win a battle, sometimes they die. 938 00:45:35,735 --> 00:45:37,570 I like you, Peter. You're a good kid. 939 00:45:39,339 --> 00:45:42,942 There's a part of me that wants me to tell you, just... 940 00:45:42,942 --> 00:45:44,878 turn around, run away from all this. 941 00:45:44,878 --> 00:45:46,546 Then there's another part of me 942 00:45:46,546 --> 00:45:48,748 that knows what we're about to fight, 943 00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:52,152 what's at stake, and I'm glad you're here. 944 00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:54,721 Me too. 945 00:45:54,721 --> 00:45:57,900 But you're worried about your friends. 946 00:45:57,900 --> 00:45:58,958 Yeah. 947 00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:01,895 Just always feel like I'm putting them in danger. 948 00:46:01,895 --> 00:46:04,497 Look, just get them inside 949 00:46:04,497 --> 00:46:07,000 and keep them in a safe place for just a few hours. 950 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,340 They'll be all right. 951 00:46:09,803 --> 00:46:12,605 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to 952 00:46:12,605 --> 00:46:14,541 about superhero stuff, you know? 953 00:46:16,176 --> 00:46:17,610 Anytime. 954 00:46:17,610 --> 00:46:20,280 And, hey, we survive this, 955 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,315 you'll have all summer to kill Brad. 956 00:46:22,315 --> 00:46:23,316 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 957 00:46:25,819 --> 00:46:27,320 See you out there. 958 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,321 All right. 959 00:46:29,222 --> 00:46:31,124 [♪♪♪] 960 00:46:32,559 --> 00:46:33,593 Scusi. 961 00:46:33,593 --> 00:46:36,563 Sorry, that's Italian. 962 00:46:36,563 --> 00:46:38,398 [MUTTERS] 963 00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:41,735 Okay. EDITH? Oh, come on. 964 00:46:41,735 --> 00:46:43,603 - EDITH: Hello, Peter. - Hey, uh... 965 00:46:43,603 --> 00:46:46,473 I need a way to keep my friends inside the next few hours. 966 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:48,141 EDITH: Let's see what we can do. 967 00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:49,876 Good news. 968 00:46:49,876 --> 00:46:51,544 We're going to the opera! 969 00:46:51,544 --> 00:46:53,213 - You're kidding me. - The opera? 970 00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:54,381 Don't look at me. 971 00:46:54,381 --> 00:46:55,882 What happened to the carnival? 972 00:46:55,882 --> 00:46:57,617 This is upgrade living, guys. 973 00:46:57,617 --> 00:47:01,454 Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets. 974 00:47:01,454 --> 00:47:04,491 For free! Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost? 975 00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:08,962 No, because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera, ever. 976 00:47:08,962 --> 00:47:11,998 Uh, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us. 977 00:47:11,998 --> 00:47:13,566 Thank you, Ned. 978 00:47:13,566 --> 00:47:16,670 Everyone, this is gonna be, maybe, 979 00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:19,539 the best four hours of our whole trip. 980 00:47:19,539 --> 00:47:21,410 ALL: Four hours? 981 00:47:21,410 --> 00:47:23,643 Guys, I think this is gonna be fun. Seriously. 982 00:47:23,643 --> 00:47:25,845 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 983 00:47:25,845 --> 00:47:29,149 I bet now you're all happy I had you pack a nice outfit. 984 00:47:29,149 --> 00:47:31,818 Yeah, because we'd much rather go to a four-hour opera 985 00:47:31,818 --> 00:47:33,887 instead of the biggest party in the world. 986 00:47:33,887 --> 00:47:36,489 Again, don't look at me. 987 00:47:36,489 --> 00:47:38,324 MARIA [ON COMM]: Parker, do you copy? 988 00:47:38,324 --> 00:47:39,592 Comm check, one, two. 989 00:47:41,728 --> 00:47:43,963 HARRINGTON: Okay, here we are. 990 00:47:43,963 --> 00:47:45,665 Beat the rush. 991 00:47:45,665 --> 00:47:47,300 Yeah, the rush out. 992 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:50,503 Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house. 993 00:47:51,671 --> 00:47:52,672 DELL: Let's go. 994 00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:56,109 Hey. I'll save you a seat. 995 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,914 [ORCHESTRA TUNING] 996 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:04,951 You look really pretty. 997 00:48:04,951 --> 00:48:06,786 And therefore, I have value? 998 00:48:06,786 --> 00:48:09,756 No. No, that's not what I meant at all. I was just... 999 00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:11,224 I'm messing with you. 1000 00:48:11,224 --> 00:48:12,359 [CHUCKLES] 1001 00:48:12,359 --> 00:48:14,260 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1002 00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:17,297 - You look pretty too. - Thank you. 1003 00:48:17,297 --> 00:48:19,899 - Oh, my gosh! Opera glasses! - So cute. 1004 00:48:19,899 --> 00:48:21,735 - Can I...? - Yeah. 1005 00:48:21,735 --> 00:48:24,400 Want to go in on a pair? 1006 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,605 You mean, sit next to each other? 1007 00:48:25,605 --> 00:48:26,940 Yeah. 1008 00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:28,775 FURY [ON COMM]: Are you in position? 1009 00:48:28,775 --> 00:48:30,343 - No. - Okay. No... 1010 00:48:30,343 --> 00:48:31,878 FURY: Why the hell not? Parker? 1011 00:48:31,878 --> 00:48:33,513 You don't want to sit next to me, 1012 00:48:33,513 --> 00:48:35,448 or, no, you just don't want the glasses? 1013 00:48:35,448 --> 00:48:37,183 I didn't mean that. Uh, uh... 1014 00:48:37,183 --> 00:48:39,552 If you go ahead, I'll go grab us a pair. 1015 00:48:40,854 --> 00:48:42,589 I'll save you a seat next to me. 1016 00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:43,857 Awesome. 1017 00:48:43,857 --> 00:48:46,126 A lot of seats, so I'll be up there. 1018 00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,327 Okay. 1019 00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:50,130 - FURY: Parker. - No, I'm coming. I'm... 1020 00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:52,599 Hey, I gotta go. Could you tell MJ 1021 00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:54,501 that I'm sick or something? 1022 00:48:54,501 --> 00:48:56,436 Okay. Be careful. 1023 00:48:56,436 --> 00:48:58,104 And Peter, whatever you do, 1024 00:48:58,104 --> 00:49:00,607 please steer the monster away from the opera house. 1025 00:49:00,607 --> 00:49:02,409 Yeah, Ned, I know. 1026 00:49:02,409 --> 00:49:03,443 - Okay. - Okay? 1027 00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:04,978 - Yeah. - Gotta go. 1028 00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:08,281 [ORCHESTRA STARTS PLAYING] 1029 00:49:11,651 --> 00:49:12,686 [SIGHS] 1030 00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:15,689 [ORCHESTRA MUSIC SWELLS] 1031 00:49:20,930 --> 00:49:23,129 FURY: Parker! You better be on your way. 1032 00:49:23,129 --> 00:49:24,264 Coming. 1033 00:49:24,264 --> 00:49:26,166 [MAN SINGING ARIA IN CZECH] 1034 00:49:30,403 --> 00:49:32,772 Where do you think she's going? To the carnival? 1035 00:49:32,772 --> 00:49:35,241 - Oh, I... I don't... - We should go. Yes, we should go. 1036 00:49:35,241 --> 00:49:38,645 Come on, let's go. Come on. 1037 00:49:38,645 --> 00:49:40,246 [SIGHS] 1038 00:49:40,246 --> 00:49:42,282 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 1039 00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:43,950 [PEOPLE CHATTERING, CHEERING] 1040 00:49:48,210 --> 00:49:49,956 [♪♪♪] 1041 00:49:51,358 --> 00:49:53,526 [GRUNTS] 1042 00:49:53,526 --> 00:49:55,662 All right. I'm in position. 1043 00:49:55,662 --> 00:49:57,464 Uh, as soon as I see something, 1044 00:49:57,464 --> 00:49:59,632 Beck, I'll, uh... I'll let you know. 1045 00:49:59,632 --> 00:50:01,801 - BECK: Roger that. - FURY: How's the suit? 1046 00:50:01,801 --> 00:50:04,370 Ah, the suit's great. It's awesome. 1047 00:50:04,370 --> 00:50:06,373 It's a little tight around the old web-shooter. 1048 00:50:06,373 --> 00:50:08,408 - FURY: Parker! - Okay, I'll shut up. 1049 00:50:08,408 --> 00:50:11,110 Oh, my God, babe, isn't this beautiful? 1050 00:50:11,110 --> 00:50:13,413 Yeah, it's real beautiful, babe. 1051 00:50:13,413 --> 00:50:16,750 - What's wrong? - You know, honestly, I just... 1052 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:19,386 I don't do well with big crowds, so maybe we should... 1053 00:50:19,386 --> 00:50:22,655 I have the perfect thing. Come on. 1054 00:50:22,655 --> 00:50:24,240 Heh. 1055 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,925 [CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYING] 1056 00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:32,332 Don't worry, babe. 1057 00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:34,834 We'll get away from the crowds, get some fresh air. 1058 00:50:34,834 --> 00:50:36,536 You'll feel a thousand times better. 1059 00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:41,641 [WATER BUBBLING] 1060 00:50:41,641 --> 00:50:42,876 Energy spiking. 1061 00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:44,210 We have seismic activity. 1062 00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:45,211 [RUMBLING] 1063 00:50:50,884 --> 00:50:52,385 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1064 00:50:52,385 --> 00:50:53,920 [ROARING] 1065 00:50:55,822 --> 00:50:58,692 Okay, he's here! Beck, are you ready? You know what to do. 1066 00:50:58,692 --> 00:51:01,940 BECK: On your lead, Spider-Man. 1067 00:51:06,533 --> 00:51:07,600 BETTY: No, come back! 1068 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,169 Come back and help us! 1069 00:51:15,909 --> 00:51:17,110 You're up, kid. 1070 00:51:20,413 --> 00:51:21,448 [GRUNTS] 1071 00:51:24,784 --> 00:51:26,860 [ROARING] 1072 00:51:29,923 --> 00:51:31,424 - Wait, wait. Is that...? - [GASPS] 1073 00:51:31,424 --> 00:51:32,959 Do you think that's Spider-Man? 1074 00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:34,227 Uh-uh. No, no, no. 1075 00:51:34,227 --> 00:51:36,196 It's a European rip-off version of him. 1076 00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:38,640 I actually read about him. It's not him. 1077 00:51:44,370 --> 00:51:45,939 [CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYING] 1078 00:51:47,574 --> 00:51:49,476 [GRUNTING] 1079 00:51:51,711 --> 00:51:53,780 No, Beck! He's got the carousel! 1080 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,615 He's getting bigger! 1081 00:51:55,615 --> 00:51:57,450 What's his name? What's his name? 1082 00:51:57,450 --> 00:51:59,119 Uh, it's Night... Night Monkey. 1083 00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:00,620 - Night Monkey? - Yeah. 1084 00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:02,255 - Yeah. - Night Monkey! 1085 00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:04,324 - Yeah. Night Monkey. - Night Monkey, help! 1086 00:52:04,324 --> 00:52:05,592 - Save us! - What? 1087 00:52:05,592 --> 00:52:07,260 BETTY: Night Monkey, we're stuck! 1088 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:09,290 - Oh, no, no. - BETTY: Help us! Help! 1089 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:11,965 [ROARING] 1090 00:52:14,868 --> 00:52:15,869 [GRUNTS] 1091 00:52:17,604 --> 00:52:19,506 [GRUNTING] 1092 00:52:20,607 --> 00:52:21,908 [GASPING] 1093 00:52:23,343 --> 00:52:24,344 PETER: Are you okay? 1094 00:52:27,881 --> 00:52:29,616 On to Plan B? 1095 00:52:29,616 --> 00:52:32,285 Yeah! We gotta hit him with something he can't absorb! 1096 00:52:32,285 --> 00:52:34,754 I go left, you go right! Now! 1097 00:52:34,754 --> 00:52:36,456 [♪♪♪] 1098 00:52:37,757 --> 00:52:38,758 [ROARS] 1099 00:52:40,627 --> 00:52:42,529 [GRUNTING] 1100 00:52:50,603 --> 00:52:51,871 Okay, shoot him! 1101 00:52:51,871 --> 00:52:53,273 Yeah! 1102 00:52:53,273 --> 00:52:55,342 [GROANS] 1103 00:52:55,342 --> 00:52:57,577 That hurt him. Keep it coming. 1104 00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:01,648 [GRUNTS] 1105 00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:05,652 [GRUNTS] 1106 00:53:05,652 --> 00:53:07,587 BECK: Spider-Man, keep your distance. 1107 00:53:07,587 --> 00:53:09,489 PETER: I'm trying! 1108 00:53:09,489 --> 00:53:11,825 BECK: Can't let him get near the Ferris wheel. 1109 00:53:11,825 --> 00:53:13,426 PETER: Okay. I'm on it! 1110 00:53:13,426 --> 00:53:15,362 [GRUNTING] 1111 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:17,697 [ROARS] 1112 00:53:22,936 --> 00:53:24,700 [BOTH SCREAM] 1113 00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:25,739 - [SCREAMING] - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1114 00:53:36,249 --> 00:53:38,218 PETER: Whoa, what is that?! 1115 00:53:45,658 --> 00:53:47,600 - Betty! Betty! - [SCREAMING] 1116 00:53:54,670 --> 00:53:56,369 - [TIRES SCREECH] - [ENGINE REVS] 1117 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:04,544 [GASPS] 1118 00:54:07,747 --> 00:54:10,617 PETER: That's it! Nice! Nice! You got him! 1119 00:54:15,388 --> 00:54:16,923 [ROARS] 1120 00:54:16,923 --> 00:54:18,925 No, no, no. 1121 00:54:25,331 --> 00:54:26,499 It's too late. 1122 00:54:27,901 --> 00:54:29,969 Whatever happens... 1123 00:54:29,969 --> 00:54:31,671 I'm glad we met. 1124 00:54:31,671 --> 00:54:33,440 Beck, what are you doing? 1125 00:54:34,774 --> 00:54:37,110 What I should have done last time. 1126 00:54:38,211 --> 00:54:40,113 [GROANING] 1127 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,116 Beck, don't do it! 1128 00:54:45,819 --> 00:54:47,787 [GRUNTS] 1129 00:54:47,787 --> 00:54:48,988 Beck! 1130 00:54:48,988 --> 00:54:50,924 [♪♪♪] 1131 00:54:59,733 --> 00:55:01,634 [♪♪♪] 1132 00:55:09,209 --> 00:55:10,744 Mr. Beck? 1133 00:55:11,611 --> 00:55:13,480 [PANTING] 1134 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,848 Oh, thank God. 1135 00:55:18,518 --> 00:55:20,530 [GRUNTS] 1136 00:55:20,530 --> 00:55:21,388 [PANTING] 1137 00:55:23,456 --> 00:55:24,991 I would totally kiss you, 1138 00:55:24,991 --> 00:55:27,360 but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 1139 00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:30,997 [STAMMERS] 1140 00:55:30,997 --> 00:55:32,432 I might have a mint. 1141 00:55:34,234 --> 00:55:35,368 So it's over? 1142 00:55:35,368 --> 00:55:37,203 That was the last of them. 1143 00:55:37,203 --> 00:55:40,373 But not the last threat we'll ever face. 1144 00:55:40,373 --> 00:55:44,440 We need to stay vigilant. 1145 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,646 There's a void in this world for someone like you. 1146 00:55:46,646 --> 00:55:50,617 Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow. 1147 00:55:50,617 --> 00:55:52,252 You should join us. 1148 00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:56,589 Thank you. I just might take you up on that. 1149 00:56:06,199 --> 00:56:10,236 [SIGHS] You got gifts, Parker, but you didn't wanna be here. 1150 00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:11,438 Mr. Fury, I... 1151 00:56:11,438 --> 00:56:14,174 I'd love to have you in Berlin too. 1152 00:56:14,174 --> 00:56:19,245 But you got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. 1153 00:56:19,245 --> 00:56:20,947 Stark chose you. 1154 00:56:20,947 --> 00:56:23,783 He made you an Avenger. 1155 00:56:23,783 --> 00:56:25,885 I need that. 1156 00:56:25,885 --> 00:56:28,254 The world needs that. 1157 00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:30,990 Maybe Stark was wrong. 1158 00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:34,994 Was he? 1159 00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:39,199 The choice is yours. 1160 00:56:39,199 --> 00:56:41,101 [♪♪♪] 1161 00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:55,281 Let's get a drink. 1162 00:56:58,840 --> 00:56:59,719 I'm not 21. 1163 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,622 - [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] - [MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY] 1164 00:57:06,693 --> 00:57:08,940 Hey. 1165 00:57:10,397 --> 00:57:13,166 You gotta celebrate. We did something good tonight. 1166 00:57:13,166 --> 00:57:14,467 Yeah. 1167 00:57:15,502 --> 00:57:17,470 Fury was right. 1168 00:57:17,470 --> 00:57:20,600 Tony did a lot for me... 1169 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,108 so I owe it to him, to everybody. 1170 00:57:22,108 --> 00:57:24,770 Do you? 1171 00:57:24,770 --> 00:57:26,120 Yeah. I mean... 1172 00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:30,617 Mr. Stark gave me the chance to be more. 1173 00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:32,452 He wanted me to be better than him. 1174 00:57:32,452 --> 00:57:34,521 And Fury just wants me to live up to that. 1175 00:57:34,521 --> 00:57:36,890 What do you want, Peter? 1176 00:57:36,890 --> 00:57:38,825 - What do you mean? - What do you want? 1177 00:57:38,825 --> 00:57:41,127 [SCOFFS] I don't know. 1178 00:57:41,127 --> 00:57:42,929 What do you want? Peter Parker. Now. 1179 00:57:42,929 --> 00:57:44,497 I know you're thinking about it. 1180 00:57:44,497 --> 00:57:45,932 I wanna go on my trip, right? 1181 00:57:45,932 --> 00:57:48,134 I want to go back on my trip with my friends. 1182 00:57:48,134 --> 00:57:51,304 And go to the top of the Eiffel Tower 1183 00:57:51,304 --> 00:57:54,641 with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel... 1184 00:57:56,443 --> 00:57:58,611 - and give her a kiss. - Whoa. 1185 00:57:58,611 --> 00:58:00,280 - [CHUCKLES] Shut up, man. - [LAUGHS] 1186 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,948 You're not gonna do that, are you? 1187 00:58:01,948 --> 00:58:03,683 - No, I can't. - Why not? 1188 00:58:03,683 --> 00:58:05,785 Because I have too much of a responsibility. 1189 00:58:06,653 --> 00:58:08,188 [SPEAKS IN CZECH] 1190 00:58:08,188 --> 00:58:10,523 - Oh, my God. Thank you so much. - What are those? 1191 00:58:10,523 --> 00:58:12,359 - Are those the...? - EDITH glasses, yeah. 1192 00:58:12,359 --> 00:58:14,270 They were just on the floor? 1193 00:58:14,270 --> 00:58:15,862 Try them on. Let's see how they look. 1194 00:58:15,862 --> 00:58:16,863 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1195 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,502 I actually really like them. 1196 00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:23,903 Can I be completely honest? 1197 00:58:23,903 --> 00:58:25,380 Please. 1198 00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:26,873 They look really stupid. 1199 00:58:26,873 --> 00:58:28,308 Oh. 1200 00:58:28,308 --> 00:58:30,643 But maybe they have a contact-lens version. 1201 00:58:30,643 --> 00:58:32,178 You try them on. 1202 00:58:32,178 --> 00:58:33,980 - [CHUCKLES] No, come on. - Try them on. 1203 00:58:33,980 --> 00:58:36,820 - I don't wanna try them on. - Just put them on. 1204 00:58:37,217 --> 00:58:38,718 [SCOFFS] 1205 00:58:43,890 --> 00:58:45,692 What do you think, kid? 1206 00:58:46,793 --> 00:58:48,280 [SIGHS] 1207 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,296 [♪♪♪] 1208 00:58:50,296 --> 00:58:53,299 [SOFTLY] "Next Tony Stark, I trust you." 1209 00:58:53,299 --> 00:58:55,702 [NORMALLY] "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 1210 00:58:55,702 --> 00:58:57,203 What? 1211 00:58:57,203 --> 00:58:59,339 Stark left me a message with those glasses: 1212 00:58:59,339 --> 00:59:01,241 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 1213 00:59:01,241 --> 00:59:04,770 I'm still not following. How many lemonades have you had? 1214 00:59:04,770 --> 00:59:05,845 He knew every mistake I ever made. 1215 00:59:05,845 --> 00:59:08,581 He must've known I wasn't ready for something like this. 1216 00:59:08,581 --> 00:59:09,983 Why would he give it to you? 1217 00:59:09,983 --> 00:59:11,885 Maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH, 1218 00:59:11,885 --> 00:59:13,753 he just trusted me to pick who should. 1219 00:59:13,753 --> 00:59:16,423 It makes much more sense. He knew I'd do what's right. 1220 00:59:16,423 --> 00:59:18,240 He's not gonna give them to Fury 1221 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,893 because Fury would give himself EDITH. 1222 00:59:19,893 --> 00:59:21,394 You're probably right. 1223 00:59:21,394 --> 00:59:24,631 Right, so the world needs the next Iron Man. 1224 00:59:24,631 --> 00:59:27,701 And it's not me. I'm a 16-year-old kid from Queens. 1225 00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:30,603 It needs to be an adult with some experience 1226 00:59:30,603 --> 00:59:33,640 and that's good like Tony Stark, like you. 1227 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,643 No. Peter, come on. No. 1228 00:59:39,112 --> 00:59:40,447 - EDITH? - EDITH: Hello, Peter. 1229 00:59:40,447 --> 00:59:42,982 Hi. Yeah, um... 1230 00:59:42,982 --> 00:59:46,219 I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck. 1231 00:59:46,219 --> 00:59:48,955 - Peter, what are you doing? - Doing the right thing. 1232 00:59:48,955 --> 00:59:51,191 EDITH: Any transfer will require confirmation. 1233 00:59:51,191 --> 00:59:53,930 Stark gave you the glasses. 1234 00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:54,461 Stark gave me a choice. 1235 00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:56,596 It's my choice to make. I'm gonna make it. 1236 00:59:56,596 --> 00:59:59,299 You're a soldier, a leader. You stopped the Elementals. 1237 00:59:59,299 --> 01:00:02,102 You saved my life. You saved the world, okay? 1238 01:00:02,102 --> 01:00:03,803 He'd want you to have them. 1239 01:00:03,803 --> 01:00:05,438 EDITH: Waiting for confirmation. 1240 01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:06,806 Confirm. 1241 01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:11,911 Welcome to the Avengers. 1242 01:00:11,911 --> 01:00:13,813 [♪♪♪] 1243 01:00:20,253 --> 01:00:21,321 They look good on you. 1244 01:00:23,123 --> 01:00:24,124 Thank you. 1245 01:00:24,824 --> 01:00:26,159 It's an honor. 1246 01:00:26,159 --> 01:00:28,762 Yeah. 1247 01:00:28,762 --> 01:00:30,964 Mr. Stark would've really liked you. 1248 01:00:32,365 --> 01:00:34,534 - Where you headed? - I'm gonna go find MJ. 1249 01:00:34,534 --> 01:00:37,370 Good luck, kid. I'll give you a fifty-fifty chance. 1250 01:00:37,370 --> 01:00:38,505 You're pretty awkward. 1251 01:00:38,505 --> 01:00:39,839 [CHUCKLES] 1252 01:00:39,839 --> 01:00:41,441 - [CHUCKLES] - Yeah. 1253 01:00:41,441 --> 01:00:43,843 - See you later, man. - See you. 1254 01:00:48,682 --> 01:00:50,583 [♪♪♪] 1255 01:01:15,542 --> 01:01:17,344 See? That wasn't so hard. 1256 01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:19,512 - Yes! - [ALL CHEERING] 1257 01:01:19,512 --> 01:01:22,415 Somebody get this stupid costume off me! 1258 01:01:22,415 --> 01:01:24,351 [♪♪♪] 1259 01:01:25,318 --> 01:01:26,686 [SIGHS] 1260 01:01:29,856 --> 01:01:32,826 Okay, we got EDITH. Get these connected to our system. 1261 01:01:32,826 --> 01:01:35,228 ALL [CHANTING]: Toast! Toast! Toast! 1262 01:01:35,228 --> 01:01:37,997 This is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do. 1263 01:01:37,997 --> 01:01:39,833 Toast! Toast! Toast! 1264 01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,601 MAN: Yeah! 1265 01:01:41,601 --> 01:01:44,700 Okay, toasts! 1266 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:45,372 Give me that, Doug. 1267 01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:47,507 To the man who brought us all together, 1268 01:01:47,507 --> 01:01:49,275 our former boss, Tony Stark. 1269 01:01:49,275 --> 01:01:50,677 ALL: Boo! 1270 01:01:50,677 --> 01:01:52,379 The jester king. 1271 01:01:52,379 --> 01:01:56,983 Literally wrapped in wealth and technology 1272 01:01:56,983 --> 01:01:59,190 that he was unfit to wield. 1273 01:01:59,190 --> 01:02:01,421 Like the holographic system I designed. 1274 01:02:01,421 --> 01:02:02,856 A revolutionary breakthrough 1275 01:02:02,856 --> 01:02:05,358 with limitless applications that Tony turned 1276 01:02:05,358 --> 01:02:07,427 into a self-therapy machine and renamed... 1277 01:02:07,427 --> 01:02:11,640 Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or BARF. 1278 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:12,966 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 1279 01:02:14,234 --> 01:02:16,360 Oh, $611 million 1280 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,204 for my little therapeutic experiment. 1281 01:02:18,204 --> 01:02:19,939 [♪♪♪] 1282 01:02:19,939 --> 01:02:21,775 BECK: He renamed my life's work... 1283 01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:22,876 "BARF." 1284 01:02:22,876 --> 01:02:24,377 I told him it was a mistake, 1285 01:02:24,377 --> 01:02:27,800 that my technology could change the world. 1286 01:02:28,114 --> 01:02:30,216 And then... 1287 01:02:30,216 --> 01:02:31,451 he fired me. 1288 01:02:32,819 --> 01:02:34,821 Said I was... 1289 01:02:35,722 --> 01:02:37,157 unstable. 1290 01:02:38,558 --> 01:02:39,626 To Tony. 1291 01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:41,327 ALL: To Tony! 1292 01:02:41,327 --> 01:02:42,996 Next, to William. 1293 01:02:42,996 --> 01:02:44,998 ALL: William! 1294 01:02:44,998 --> 01:02:48,835 Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! 1295 01:02:48,835 --> 01:02:51,504 With a box of scraps! 1296 01:02:51,504 --> 01:02:53,473 BECK: The integration of my illusion tech 1297 01:02:53,473 --> 01:02:55,608 with your weaponized drones was brilliant. 1298 01:02:55,608 --> 01:02:58,244 Powerful illusions, real damage, worked like a charm. 1299 01:02:58,244 --> 01:02:59,646 And it's just the beginning. 1300 01:02:59,646 --> 01:03:01,715 - Thank you, brother. - To Guterman. 1301 01:03:01,715 --> 01:03:03,490 - WOMAN: Guterman! - MAN: To Guterman! 1302 01:03:03,490 --> 01:03:04,718 The story you created of a soldier 1303 01:03:04,718 --> 01:03:06,453 from another Earth named Quentin 1304 01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:09,222 fighting space monsters in Europe is totally ridiculous 1305 01:03:09,222 --> 01:03:12,325 and apparently the kind of thing people will believe right now. 1306 01:03:12,325 --> 01:03:13,960 I mean, everybody bought it. 1307 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,462 - MAN 1: Gutes! - MAN 2: Guterman! 1308 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:17,397 - To Victoria. - ALL: To Victoria! 1309 01:03:17,397 --> 01:03:19,833 Staging electromagnetic pulses at each attack site 1310 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:22,235 so Fury's own satellites would confirm our lies. 1311 01:03:22,235 --> 01:03:23,670 Inspired idea. 1312 01:03:23,670 --> 01:03:25,972 - To Janice. - ALL: Janice! 1313 01:03:25,972 --> 01:03:28,842 After Tony died, she was the one who discovered that EDITH 1314 01:03:28,842 --> 01:03:32,512 was being handed over not to us, not to the Defense Department, 1315 01:03:32,512 --> 01:03:33,680 but to a child. 1316 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,348 - Thank you. - MAN 3: To Janice! 1317 01:03:35,348 --> 01:03:38,284 And to the rest of you, Tony Stark is gone. 1318 01:03:38,284 --> 01:03:41,287 There's a window of opportunity, and someone will step up. 1319 01:03:41,287 --> 01:03:44,240 But these days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, 1320 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,359 the most qualified, and no one cares. 1321 01:03:46,359 --> 01:03:48,294 Unless you're flying around with a cape 1322 01:03:48,294 --> 01:03:49,996 or shooting lasers from your hands, 1323 01:03:49,996 --> 01:03:53,199 no one will even listen. 1324 01:03:54,634 --> 01:03:58,104 Well, I've got a cape and lasers. 1325 01:03:58,104 --> 01:03:59,539 [ALL CHUCKLE] 1326 01:03:59,539 --> 01:04:01,274 With our technology and with EDITH, 1327 01:04:01,274 --> 01:04:06,179 Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth! 1328 01:04:06,179 --> 01:04:07,347 ALL: Yeah! 1329 01:04:07,347 --> 01:04:10,850 Then everyone will listen! 1330 01:04:11,885 --> 01:04:14,688 Not to a boozy man-child. 1331 01:04:14,688 --> 01:04:16,456 ALL: No! 1332 01:04:16,456 --> 01:04:19,250 Not to a hormonal teenager. 1333 01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:21,227 ALL: No! 1334 01:04:21,227 --> 01:04:22,395 To me... 1335 01:04:22,395 --> 01:04:25,699 and to my very wealthy crew. 1336 01:04:25,699 --> 01:04:26,966 To us. 1337 01:04:26,966 --> 01:04:28,340 ALL: To us. 1338 01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:29,402 To Mysterio! 1339 01:04:29,402 --> 01:04:31,104 ALL: To Mysterio! 1340 01:04:31,104 --> 01:04:32,339 To Peter Parker. 1341 01:04:32,339 --> 01:04:34,400 ALL: To Peter Parker! 1342 01:04:35,342 --> 01:04:36,976 Poor kid. 1343 01:04:38,111 --> 01:04:39,979 Let's get to work. 1344 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,618 - Peter, oh, my God. - Hey. Hey. 1345 01:04:45,618 --> 01:04:46,753 We almost died. 1346 01:04:46,753 --> 01:04:47,954 It's fine. It's fine. 1347 01:04:47,954 --> 01:04:49,789 Hey, I'm done with the mission. 1348 01:04:49,789 --> 01:04:52,125 - Dude, the trip's over. - What? 1349 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:54,294 There's monsters coming out of the ground. 1350 01:04:54,294 --> 01:04:56,960 Of course our parents want us home. 1351 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,965 Don't put me on hold. Peter, you're not dead. 1352 01:04:58,965 --> 01:05:01,334 Oh, my God. Yes, good. Stay here. 1353 01:05:01,334 --> 01:05:03,837 Don't... Put some clothes on. We're booking flights. 1354 01:05:03,837 --> 01:05:06,506 We came for science, we're leaving because of witches. 1355 01:05:06,506 --> 01:05:08,208 Welcome to the new Dark Ages. 1356 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,746 - What is going on? - We're going home in the morning. 1357 01:05:12,746 --> 01:05:15,115 No, no, no. All the Elementals are gone. 1358 01:05:15,115 --> 01:05:17,830 - Ned. - Coming, sweetie. 1359 01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:20,887 Hey, can you guys keep it down? I'm live-streaming. 1360 01:05:21,921 --> 01:05:23,590 - Yeah. - Hey. 1361 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:27,930 - Hey. - Where were you? 1362 01:05:27,930 --> 01:05:29,950 Um, I got lost. 1363 01:05:29,950 --> 01:05:30,597 We were worried about you. 1364 01:05:30,597 --> 01:05:31,831 Oh. 1365 01:05:31,831 --> 01:05:33,500 Good thing you're back. Hm. 1366 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:34,968 Yeah. 1367 01:05:34,968 --> 01:05:36,469 So much for Paris, right? 1368 01:05:36,469 --> 01:05:37,804 It would've been fun. 1369 01:05:37,804 --> 01:05:39,773 Yeah. Night. 1370 01:05:39,773 --> 01:05:41,410 Night. 1371 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:43,810 You look ni... 1372 01:05:43,810 --> 01:05:45,345 [SIGHS] 1373 01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:47,280 [♪♪♪] 1374 01:05:49,416 --> 01:05:50,850 [SIGHS] 1375 01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:51,851 Okay. 1376 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,287 - Oh. - Hey. 1377 01:05:54,287 --> 01:05:55,922 Hey. 1378 01:05:55,922 --> 01:05:58,158 Uh, look, um... 1379 01:05:58,158 --> 01:06:00,694 I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, 1380 01:06:00,694 --> 01:06:03,630 and I kind of want to do something fun 1381 01:06:03,630 --> 01:06:05,899 that's not on the itinerary or planned 1382 01:06:05,899 --> 01:06:07,670 or with Mr. Harrington. 1383 01:06:07,670 --> 01:06:08,902 Yes. 1384 01:06:08,902 --> 01:06:11,104 "Yes," like you wanna go? 1385 01:06:11,104 --> 01:06:12,205 Yes. 1386 01:06:13,807 --> 01:06:16,242 Awesome. I'll see you outside in 10 minutes. 1387 01:06:16,242 --> 01:06:18,110 Meet me outside in five minutes. 1388 01:06:19,112 --> 01:06:20,747 - Five is good. - Okay. 1389 01:06:20,747 --> 01:06:23,383 - Okay, bye. - Bye. Heh. 1390 01:06:24,651 --> 01:06:26,286 [SPEAKING IN CZECH] 1391 01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:29,789 Night Monkey, help us! Help! Night Monkey! 1392 01:06:31,257 --> 01:06:32,859 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1393 01:06:32,859 --> 01:06:34,661 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 1394 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,132 - Hey. - Hey. 1395 01:06:39,132 --> 01:06:40,567 So where do you wanna go? 1396 01:06:40,567 --> 01:06:42,402 - Who cares? - Awesome. 1397 01:06:42,402 --> 01:06:44,204 - Okay. - Let's go. 1398 01:06:44,204 --> 01:06:46,106 [♪♪♪] 1399 01:06:47,874 --> 01:06:50,243 [CHUCKLES] 1400 01:06:50,243 --> 01:06:52,145 PETER: I'm glad we're doing this. 1401 01:06:52,145 --> 01:06:54,547 - MJ: Yeah, me too. - PETER: To see the city a bit. 1402 01:06:54,547 --> 01:06:58,840 They used to execute people on this bridge. 1403 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,253 - Oh. - They would put them in a basket, 1404 01:07:00,253 --> 01:07:02,355 and they would drown in the water. 1405 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,260 - Sorry. - It's okay. 1406 01:07:07,494 --> 01:07:09,629 Uh... 1407 01:07:09,629 --> 01:07:11,965 There's this thing I've been wanting 1408 01:07:11,965 --> 01:07:14,934 to talk to you about for a while. 1409 01:07:16,903 --> 01:07:18,710 Yeah? 1410 01:07:19,372 --> 01:07:20,907 It's our last night in Europe, 1411 01:07:20,907 --> 01:07:24,811 and I had this plan that I wanted to tell you. 1412 01:07:24,811 --> 01:07:26,646 [STAMMERING] I'm just gonna tell you. 1413 01:07:26,646 --> 01:07:28,581 Uh... 1414 01:07:28,581 --> 01:07:29,816 MJ, I... 1415 01:07:29,816 --> 01:07:30,817 "I'm Spider-Man." 1416 01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:34,354 - What? - That's what you were gonna say. 1417 01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:35,855 That you're Spider-Man. 1418 01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:39,793 No. I'm not Spider-Man. 1419 01:07:39,793 --> 01:07:42,962 I mean, I've been watching you for a while now. 1420 01:07:42,962 --> 01:07:46,366 It's kind of obvious. Heh. 1421 01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:48,935 I'm not Spider-Man. What would make you think 1422 01:07:48,935 --> 01:07:50,700 that I was Spider-Man? 1423 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:52,205 - Peter, Washington? - Yeah? 1424 01:07:52,205 --> 01:07:55,909 The fact that you disappear out of nowhere for no reason. 1425 01:07:55,909 --> 01:07:57,877 No, I was sick. Remember? 1426 01:07:57,877 --> 01:07:59,779 - I had my... The tummy? - Susan Yang thinks 1427 01:07:59,779 --> 01:08:01,381 - you're a male escort. - What? 1428 01:08:01,381 --> 01:08:04,117 - Of course I'm not a male escort. - Then you're Spider-Man. 1429 01:08:04,117 --> 01:08:07,253 - No, I'm not Spider-Man at all. - What about tonight? 1430 01:08:07,253 --> 01:08:09,622 You snuck off and fought that thing. I saw you. 1431 01:08:09,622 --> 01:08:12,125 You can't have seen me because I'm not Spider-Man. 1432 01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:14,728 Also, on the news, it was the Night Monkey. 1433 01:08:14,728 --> 01:08:16,262 - The Night Monkey? - Yeah. 1434 01:08:16,262 --> 01:08:18,365 That's what it said on the news, 1435 01:08:18,365 --> 01:08:20,633 and the news never lies. 1436 01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:23,436 Night Monkey. Okay. 1437 01:08:23,436 --> 01:08:24,804 What are you doing? 1438 01:08:26,706 --> 01:08:28,641 Well, do the Night Monkey and Spider-Man 1439 01:08:28,641 --> 01:08:30,143 use the same webs? 1440 01:08:31,311 --> 01:08:32,712 I mean, maybe. 1441 01:08:32,712 --> 01:08:35,648 Maybe he's a Spider Monkey. Who knows? 1442 01:08:39,652 --> 01:08:41,210 Were you only watching me 1443 01:08:41,210 --> 01:08:43,189 because you thought I was Spider-Man? 1444 01:08:45,792 --> 01:08:47,994 Yeah. 1445 01:08:47,994 --> 01:08:49,896 Why else would I be watching you? 1446 01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,701 Doesn't matter. Just thought that maybe... 1447 01:09:00,874 --> 01:09:02,242 What the hell was that? 1448 01:09:04,110 --> 01:09:05,879 I don't know. 1449 01:09:05,879 --> 01:09:07,814 [♪♪♪] 1450 01:09:16,423 --> 01:09:19,250 What is it, some kind of projector or something? 1451 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:22,429 Yeah, but it's really advanced. 1452 01:09:22,429 --> 01:09:24,798 It... It looked so real. 1453 01:09:24,798 --> 01:09:28,134 - It... - Yeah, really real. 1454 01:09:28,134 --> 01:09:31,338 - Wait, does that mean that...? - The Elementals are fake? 1455 01:09:31,338 --> 01:09:34,874 That doesn't make any sense because we were there, right? 1456 01:09:34,874 --> 01:09:37,877 There was fire and destruction, and... 1457 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:41,748 Who would do something like that? 1458 01:09:50,824 --> 01:09:52,392 Mysterio. 1459 01:09:56,930 --> 01:09:59,232 I am Spider-Man. 1460 01:09:59,232 --> 01:10:00,567 And I've really messed up. 1461 01:10:00,567 --> 01:10:03,203 Wait. You're b-being serious right now? 1462 01:10:03,203 --> 01:10:05,171 - Mm-hm. - You're 100 percent serious? 1463 01:10:05,171 --> 01:10:07,340 - Because it's not funny. - No, I'm not joking. 1464 01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:09,609 Because I was only like 67 percent sure. 1465 01:10:09,609 --> 01:10:11,277 - MJ... - So why are you here? 1466 01:10:11,277 --> 01:10:12,879 Why are you on this school trip? 1467 01:10:12,879 --> 01:10:14,647 I know you have a lot of questions, 1468 01:10:14,647 --> 01:10:16,483 but we have to get out of here, okay? 1469 01:10:16,483 --> 01:10:19,686 Okay. Okay. I can't believe I figured it out! 1470 01:10:19,686 --> 01:10:21,855 [♪♪♪] 1471 01:10:21,855 --> 01:10:24,724 MYSTERIO: You took everything from me! 1472 01:10:24,724 --> 01:10:26,926 This is for my family! 1473 01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:31,131 [MYSTERIO YELLING] 1474 01:10:32,932 --> 01:10:34,670 BECK: Pause. 1475 01:10:35,935 --> 01:10:37,300 Pause. 1476 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:39,406 WILLIAM: Uh... Sorry. 1477 01:10:39,406 --> 01:10:42,409 Yeah, can you just fast-forward to the end? 1478 01:10:42,409 --> 01:10:44,110 Yep. Stand by. 1479 01:10:48,114 --> 01:10:51,840 All right, fly, fly, fly, zap, zap, zap. 1480 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:53,653 Pause. I'm not in love with this choreography, 1481 01:10:53,653 --> 01:10:54,654 but it'll do. 1482 01:10:54,654 --> 01:10:56,222 Kill image. 1483 01:10:56,222 --> 01:10:58,191 De-cloak drones. 1484 01:10:59,259 --> 01:11:00,493 All right, weapons. 1485 01:11:00,493 --> 01:11:02,829 - You want to weaponize? - Yep. 1486 01:11:02,829 --> 01:11:05,198 Weapons only. Stand by. 1487 01:11:13,573 --> 01:11:15,750 Nice. 1488 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:16,810 Stop. 1489 01:11:16,810 --> 01:11:18,578 Something. I don't know what it is. 1490 01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:19,612 It's something... 1491 01:11:19,612 --> 01:11:22,820 Just dou... You know what? 1492 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,150 Double the damage and then run it again. 1493 01:11:24,150 --> 01:11:25,752 You want me to double it up? 1494 01:11:25,752 --> 01:11:27,220 - Yeah. - All right. 1495 01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:29,890 Cover your ears. 1496 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:32,125 [ROARS] 1497 01:11:37,970 --> 01:11:39,599 Whoo! That is good! That's good. 1498 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,435 - We on schedule? - Oh, yeah. 1499 01:11:42,435 --> 01:11:44,938 Uploading software hack to EDITH network. 1500 01:11:44,938 --> 01:11:46,806 With her drones, we'll create an event 1501 01:11:46,806 --> 01:11:48,508 big enough to cover an entire city. 1502 01:11:48,508 --> 01:11:50,877 Well done. Make sure every drone is weapons-hot. 1503 01:11:50,877 --> 01:11:52,178 We need maximum damage. 1504 01:11:52,178 --> 01:11:54,714 - Gonna cause a lot of casualties. - Oh, yeah. 1505 01:11:54,714 --> 01:11:57,717 More casualties, more coverage. Gotta cut through the static. 1506 01:11:57,717 --> 01:11:59,686 London's a beautiful city, it'll suffer, 1507 01:11:59,686 --> 01:12:02,322 but they can rebuild. If I'm the next Iron Man, 1508 01:12:02,322 --> 01:12:06,526 I need to save the world from an Avengers-level threat. 1509 01:12:06,526 --> 01:12:09,963 But when its new savior descends, 1510 01:12:09,963 --> 01:12:13,166 all those casualties will be forgotten. 1511 01:12:13,166 --> 01:12:15,568 Janice, be in position with my quick-change armor 1512 01:12:15,568 --> 01:12:17,203 - for the victory lap? - Of course. 1513 01:12:17,203 --> 01:12:18,872 - You wanna try...? - No, that's... 1514 01:12:18,872 --> 01:12:21,474 What's going on with my hand? Why is that happening? 1515 01:12:21,474 --> 01:12:24,100 Oh, one of the drones that came back from the plaza 1516 01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:25,712 was missing a projector. It's fine. 1517 01:12:25,712 --> 01:12:29,849 Wait, and you're...? You're telling me this now? 1518 01:12:29,849 --> 01:12:32,886 It's one drone. The image will be perfect, I promise. 1519 01:12:32,886 --> 01:12:34,287 That projector is evidence. 1520 01:12:34,287 --> 01:12:36,189 It's gonna tell people what we're doing 1521 01:12:36,189 --> 01:12:37,624 and how we're doing it. 1522 01:12:37,624 --> 01:12:40,193 I am trying to fool 7 billion people here, 1523 01:12:40,193 --> 01:12:42,962 including Nick Fury, who happens to be the most paranoid 1524 01:12:42,962 --> 01:12:44,898 and most dangerous person on the planet. 1525 01:12:44,898 --> 01:12:46,866 If he catches on before I've killed him, 1526 01:12:46,866 --> 01:12:48,435 he will put a bullet in my head. 1527 01:12:48,435 --> 01:12:51,104 And nobody wants a bullet in their head, right? 1528 01:12:52,772 --> 01:12:54,441 Right? 1529 01:12:56,276 --> 01:12:58,111 William, can you look at me? 1530 01:13:00,347 --> 01:13:01,414 Pull up EDITH. 1531 01:13:03,216 --> 01:13:04,517 EDITH: Hello, Quentin. 1532 01:13:04,517 --> 01:13:06,386 Hi, honey. I need a level-five search, 1533 01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:08,421 full-resource protocol for this device. 1534 01:13:08,421 --> 01:13:09,422 EDITH: Magnifying. 1535 01:13:10,724 --> 01:13:12,192 There. Search everything 1536 01:13:12,192 --> 01:13:14,294 going in and out of that building. 1537 01:13:14,294 --> 01:13:15,929 EDITH: Located. 1538 01:13:16,963 --> 01:13:18,298 Shit. 1539 01:13:21,201 --> 01:13:23,336 You know, William, one day, 1540 01:13:23,336 --> 01:13:26,272 after I've had to kill Peter Parker because of this, 1541 01:13:26,272 --> 01:13:30,777 I hope you remember that his blood is on your hands! 1542 01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:35,448 I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. 1543 01:13:35,448 --> 01:13:36,850 How could I be that stupid? 1544 01:13:36,850 --> 01:13:38,585 He's probably spying on me right now 1545 01:13:38,585 --> 01:13:40,520 or sending a drone to come and kill me. 1546 01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,223 You had access to killer drones? 1547 01:13:43,223 --> 01:13:44,791 Yeah, I didn't really want them, 1548 01:13:44,791 --> 01:13:46,693 especially after I almost killed Brad. 1549 01:13:46,693 --> 01:13:48,294 You almost killed Brad? 1550 01:13:48,294 --> 01:13:50,463 Look, I have to call Mr. Fury 1551 01:13:50,463 --> 01:13:52,298 and tell him that Beck's a fraud... 1552 01:13:52,298 --> 01:13:55,502 - but I think he tapped my phone. - So, what are you gonna do? 1553 01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:58,438 I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin 1554 01:13:58,438 --> 01:14:01,474 and talk to Mr. Fury in person. 1555 01:14:01,474 --> 01:14:03,430 [PANTS] 1556 01:14:04,110 --> 01:14:06,146 Uh... Just... 1557 01:14:06,146 --> 01:14:07,814 [CLEARS THROAT] 1558 01:14:07,814 --> 01:14:09,716 [♪♪♪] 1559 01:14:25,632 --> 01:14:27,100 Oh, Ned, perfect. 1560 01:14:27,100 --> 01:14:29,135 The costume looks great... 1561 01:14:30,603 --> 01:14:31,838 for the costume party 1562 01:14:31,838 --> 01:14:34,174 at the prince's castle. 1563 01:14:34,174 --> 01:14:35,742 She knows. I told her. 1564 01:14:35,742 --> 01:14:37,944 He didn't tell me. I figured it out. 1565 01:14:39,245 --> 01:14:40,680 Oh. 1566 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:41,681 That's cool. 1567 01:14:41,681 --> 01:14:42,849 Like, a long time ago. 1568 01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:44,584 Oh. 1569 01:14:44,584 --> 01:14:46,353 Look, Mysterio is a fraud. 1570 01:14:46,353 --> 01:14:48,655 But he saved me and Betty's lives. 1571 01:14:48,655 --> 01:14:50,957 He's been faking the thing with illusion tech. 1572 01:14:50,957 --> 01:14:53,460 Yeah, he's using these, like, hologram projectors. 1573 01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:56,162 Whoa. That's crazy. 1574 01:14:56,162 --> 01:14:57,197 Yeah. 1575 01:14:59,232 --> 01:15:02,569 So you guys were working the case together or what? 1576 01:15:02,569 --> 01:15:04,404 It's been mostly me. 1577 01:15:04,404 --> 01:15:07,400 Ned, call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington, 1578 01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,476 say she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin. 1579 01:15:09,476 --> 01:15:10,877 Got it. Easy. 1580 01:15:10,877 --> 01:15:14,180 Wow, you guys lie with such ease. 1581 01:15:14,180 --> 01:15:15,415 I gotta go. 1582 01:15:15,415 --> 01:15:17,217 Wait, wait, wait. The projector. 1583 01:15:17,217 --> 01:15:19,185 You're gonna need this. 1584 01:15:19,185 --> 01:15:21,554 Don't tell anyone about this, okay? 1585 01:15:21,554 --> 01:15:23,790 Anyone who knows is in danger. 1586 01:15:23,790 --> 01:15:26,326 [♪♪♪] 1587 01:15:28,962 --> 01:15:31,131 [SIGHS] 1588 01:15:31,131 --> 01:15:33,199 So you know too. 1589 01:15:33,199 --> 01:15:35,969 It's cool. I've known first, and I've known longer, 1590 01:15:35,969 --> 01:15:38,238 but it's not a competition. Heh. 1591 01:15:38,238 --> 01:15:39,839 [♪♪♪] 1592 01:15:39,839 --> 01:15:41,741 [WOMAN SPEAKING OVER PA IN CZECH] 1593 01:15:54,888 --> 01:15:56,790 [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING INDISTINCTLY] 1594 01:15:58,958 --> 01:16:00,894 - Excuse me. Do you know where...? - [GASPS] 1595 01:16:00,894 --> 01:16:04,230 - Nacht Monkey! - No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man. 1596 01:16:06,966 --> 01:16:07,967 Get in. 1597 01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:15,475 Mr. Fury... 1598 01:16:15,475 --> 01:16:17,610 You've got a lot of explaining to do. 1599 01:16:17,610 --> 01:16:19,879 - No, no, no, listen. - Wait until we're secure. 1600 01:16:19,879 --> 01:16:21,548 [SIGHS] Okay. 1601 01:16:21,548 --> 01:16:22,882 [ALARM BEEPING] 1602 01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:23,883 [CLEARS THROAT] 1603 01:16:27,530 --> 01:16:28,540 Right. 1604 01:16:30,256 --> 01:16:31,891 [SEATBELT CLATTERS] 1605 01:16:35,261 --> 01:16:37,163 [♪♪♪] 1606 01:16:53,413 --> 01:16:56,583 So is there anything you want to tell us 1607 01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,684 about your girlfriend? 1608 01:16:57,684 --> 01:16:59,285 He's talking about EDITH. 1609 01:16:59,285 --> 01:17:00,787 I made a mistake, I'm sorry, 1610 01:17:00,787 --> 01:17:02,455 but he is not who you think he is. 1611 01:17:02,455 --> 01:17:04,758 Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals, 1612 01:17:04,758 --> 01:17:06,760 it's all fake. He has some illusion tech. 1613 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,796 That's how he tricked you, and me into giving him EDITH. 1614 01:17:09,796 --> 01:17:13,666 It's a projector. I pulled it off the fire monster in Prague. 1615 01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:16,200 So all that death and destruction 1616 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:18,838 we witnessed was created by this? 1617 01:17:18,838 --> 01:17:21,274 No, not just this. I think he's using drones. 1618 01:17:21,274 --> 01:17:22,842 Well, if this is true, 1619 01:17:22,842 --> 01:17:26,513 then Beck's very dangerous and we need to be smart. 1620 01:17:26,513 --> 01:17:28,148 Who else did you tell about this? 1621 01:17:29,115 --> 01:17:31,451 Parker? Parker! 1622 01:17:31,451 --> 01:17:34,554 - What's wrong? - It's Beck. He's here. 1623 01:17:34,554 --> 01:17:36,556 What? Hill? 1624 01:17:41,895 --> 01:17:43,263 No, it's just an illu... 1625 01:17:44,564 --> 01:17:45,565 Fury! 1626 01:17:47,133 --> 01:17:49,200 Unh. Aah! 1627 01:17:49,836 --> 01:17:51,237 [COUGHS] 1628 01:17:51,237 --> 01:17:53,373 - BECK: Wow, Peter, wow. - [COUGHING] 1629 01:17:53,373 --> 01:17:55,508 - I thought we were close. - [GORANING] 1630 01:17:55,508 --> 01:17:59,790 Fury always had to die, but not you. 1631 01:17:59,790 --> 01:18:00,213 PETER: Stop hiding, Beck! 1632 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:04,984 BECK: I tried to help you walk away. 1633 01:18:04,984 --> 01:18:06,453 Now you're making me do this. 1634 01:18:06,453 --> 01:18:08,355 [ECHOING] 1635 01:18:11,791 --> 01:18:15,628 You told me, you were just a kid. 1636 01:18:15,628 --> 01:18:18,998 You told me, you wanted to run after that girl. 1637 01:18:18,998 --> 01:18:20,900 - MJ: Help me! - MJ! 1638 01:18:22,350 --> 01:18:23,690 Oh, God! 1639 01:18:25,138 --> 01:18:27,700 Peter, what's going on? 1640 01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:28,341 I know this isn't real. 1641 01:18:28,341 --> 01:18:29,676 BECK: Do you, though? 1642 01:18:29,676 --> 01:18:31,211 [GASPING] 1643 01:18:31,211 --> 01:18:32,979 MJ! 1644 01:18:32,979 --> 01:18:34,914 - [SCREAMING] - MJ! 1645 01:18:34,914 --> 01:18:36,750 [GROANS] 1646 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:39,219 I don't think you know what's real, Peter. 1647 01:18:39,219 --> 01:18:41,388 [ECHOING] 1648 01:18:41,388 --> 01:18:42,889 Whoa! Whoa! 1649 01:18:49,729 --> 01:18:51,531 [YELLING] 1650 01:18:52,832 --> 01:18:54,670 BECK: You need to wake up! 1651 01:18:55,902 --> 01:18:57,804 [GROANING] 1652 01:19:03,430 --> 01:19:04,944 [PANTING] 1653 01:19:15,255 --> 01:19:17,424 [♪♪♪] 1654 01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:19,926 BECK: I mean, look at yourself. 1655 01:19:23,963 --> 01:19:25,865 [GRUNTING] 1656 01:19:29,469 --> 01:19:32,172 BECK: You are just a scared little kid 1657 01:19:32,172 --> 01:19:33,940 in a sweat suit. 1658 01:19:35,175 --> 01:19:36,776 I created Mysterio 1659 01:19:36,776 --> 01:19:39,946 to give the world someone to believe in. 1660 01:19:39,946 --> 01:19:41,815 I control the truth. 1661 01:19:41,815 --> 01:19:44,517 Mysterio is the truth. 1662 01:20:03,970 --> 01:20:05,472 [SCREAMS] 1663 01:20:08,174 --> 01:20:10,343 BECK: If you were good enough, 1664 01:20:10,343 --> 01:20:12,879 maybe Tony would still be alive. 1665 01:20:15,281 --> 01:20:17,183 [YELLING] 1666 01:20:24,858 --> 01:20:28,795 BECK: Deep down, you know I'm right. 1667 01:20:31,498 --> 01:20:33,366 - [CLANGS] - [GRUNTS] 1668 01:20:39,205 --> 01:20:41,641 BECK: You made your choice. 1669 01:20:41,641 --> 01:20:44,844 And all you had to do was step aside. 1670 01:20:44,844 --> 01:20:47,130 And now you have... 1671 01:20:47,130 --> 01:20:48,648 [GUNSHOT] 1672 01:20:48,648 --> 01:20:50,550 [GASPING] 1673 01:20:51,451 --> 01:20:53,453 [♪♪♪] 1674 01:20:53,453 --> 01:20:55,355 [SIRENS WAILING] 1675 01:20:59,626 --> 01:21:01,194 Fury. Unh. 1676 01:21:01,194 --> 01:21:04,664 Beck's people are trying to find everyone 1677 01:21:04,664 --> 01:21:06,766 who could expose him. 1678 01:21:06,766 --> 01:21:08,340 Who'd you tell? 1679 01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:09,736 - Um... - I know you told someone... 1680 01:21:09,736 --> 01:21:10,937 - Um... - ...so just tell me. 1681 01:21:10,937 --> 01:21:12,739 - Okay. - Who did you tell? 1682 01:21:12,739 --> 01:21:14,240 Who else did you tell? 1683 01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:16,900 Just Ned and MJ from my class. 1684 01:21:16,900 --> 01:21:17,777 Maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty, 1685 01:21:17,777 --> 01:21:19,346 - but that's it. - [LAUGHING] 1686 01:21:19,346 --> 01:21:21,140 What? 1687 01:21:21,140 --> 01:21:23,750 You are so gullible. 1688 01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:25,885 - What? - You're smart as a whip. 1689 01:21:25,885 --> 01:21:28,254 Just a... 1690 01:21:28,254 --> 01:21:29,756 BECK: ...sucker. 1691 01:21:29,756 --> 01:21:31,591 And now all your friends have to die. 1692 01:21:31,591 --> 01:21:33,126 Oh, my God. 1693 01:21:33,126 --> 01:21:35,610 [GASPING] 1694 01:21:37,230 --> 01:21:38,698 It's easy to fool people 1695 01:21:38,698 --> 01:21:41,167 when they're already fooling themselves. 1696 01:21:45,638 --> 01:21:47,774 But for what it's worth, Peter, 1697 01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:50,243 I really am sorry. 1698 01:21:52,946 --> 01:21:54,681 [GASPS] 1699 01:21:59,819 --> 01:22:01,287 - EDITH. - EDITH: Yes, Quentin. 1700 01:22:01,287 --> 01:22:04,958 Access files to Peter Parker's class trip. 1701 01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:07,293 I need them to fly home from London. 1702 01:22:11,965 --> 01:22:13,900 [♪♪♪] 1703 01:22:16,102 --> 01:22:18,400 [GRUNTING] 1704 01:22:21,107 --> 01:22:23,900 [PANTING] 1705 01:22:27,380 --> 01:22:29,282 [COUGHING] 1706 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:41,961 [SNORING] 1707 01:22:46,399 --> 01:22:47,400 Hi. 1708 01:22:48,635 --> 01:22:49,803 Where am I? 1709 01:22:49,803 --> 01:22:52,138 Municipal holding facility. 1710 01:22:52,138 --> 01:22:54,841 They said they found you unconscious at the train yard. 1711 01:22:54,841 --> 01:22:56,760 Very dangerous. 1712 01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:57,344 And we gave you the shirt 1713 01:22:57,344 --> 01:22:59,412 because you seemed a bit cold. 1714 01:22:59,412 --> 01:23:01,214 Thanks. 1715 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:04,184 You guys are nice. 1716 01:23:04,184 --> 01:23:05,452 [CHUCKLES] 1717 01:23:05,452 --> 01:23:07,354 You speak really good English. 1718 01:23:07,354 --> 01:23:09,656 ALL: Welcome to the Netherlands. 1719 01:23:09,656 --> 01:23:11,658 I'm in the Netherlands right now? 1720 01:23:11,658 --> 01:23:13,590 Yep. 1721 01:23:14,294 --> 01:23:16,129 Bye. Aah! 1722 01:23:16,129 --> 01:23:18,865 - Guard! - The guard is on a break. 1723 01:23:18,865 --> 01:23:21,368 - Probably talking to his wife. - Yeah, she's pregnant. 1724 01:23:21,368 --> 01:23:22,736 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1725 01:23:22,736 --> 01:23:24,371 [ALL SPEAKING IN DUTCH] 1726 01:23:30,744 --> 01:23:32,579 Yeah. 1727 01:23:32,579 --> 01:23:33,813 Yeah. 1728 01:23:33,813 --> 01:23:36,850 Night Monkey. Yeah. 1729 01:23:36,850 --> 01:23:38,752 [♪♪♪] 1730 01:23:40,987 --> 01:23:42,880 You guys okay? 1731 01:23:44,891 --> 01:23:46,793 [PANTING] 1732 01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:51,231 [GRUNTING] 1733 01:23:51,231 --> 01:23:52,866 [GROANS] 1734 01:23:54,734 --> 01:23:56,169 - Excuse me, sir? - Yeah? 1735 01:23:56,169 --> 01:23:58,371 - Could I borrow your phone? - Yeah. 1736 01:23:58,371 --> 01:23:59,773 [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 1737 01:23:59,773 --> 01:24:02,742 Everyone is so nice here. Uh... 1738 01:24:02,742 --> 01:24:04,878 - Okay. - [DIALING] 1739 01:24:08,715 --> 01:24:10,316 Okay. 1740 01:24:11,885 --> 01:24:16,220 Pick up, pick up, pick up. Hey, hey, uh... 1741 01:24:16,220 --> 01:24:19,492 I messed up. I need a... I need a ride. 1742 01:24:19,492 --> 01:24:21,995 Where am I? Where am I, sir? 1743 01:24:21,995 --> 01:24:24,197 It's Broek op Langedijk. 1744 01:24:26,660 --> 01:24:28,201 Hang on. Could you say that into there? 1745 01:24:28,201 --> 01:24:32,380 Hi. It's Broek op Langedijk here. 1746 01:24:32,380 --> 01:24:34,207 Yeah, no problem. Heh, heh. 1747 01:24:34,207 --> 01:24:35,842 Thanks. 1748 01:24:35,842 --> 01:24:36,843 Did you get that? 1749 01:24:58,264 --> 01:25:00,867 Peter? Are you okay? 1750 01:25:00,867 --> 01:25:03,737 - Happy, is that you? - Yeah, of course it's me. 1751 01:25:03,737 --> 01:25:07,307 Stop! Tell me something only you would know. 1752 01:25:07,307 --> 01:25:10,143 Only I would know. Uh... 1753 01:25:10,143 --> 01:25:13,313 Remember we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video 1754 01:25:13,313 --> 01:25:15,315 in your room? They didn't list titles, 1755 01:25:15,315 --> 01:25:17,817 but I could tell by the price it was an adult film. 1756 01:25:17,817 --> 01:25:20,787 - And you didn't know how I knew... - Okay, fine! It's you. Stop. 1757 01:25:20,787 --> 01:25:23,456 [GRUNTING] 1758 01:25:23,456 --> 01:25:26,693 It's so good to see you. 1759 01:25:26,693 --> 01:25:29,963 Peter, you'll have to tell me what the hell is going on here. 1760 01:25:29,963 --> 01:25:31,865 Okay, hold still. 1761 01:25:31,865 --> 01:25:33,666 There we go. 1762 01:25:39,472 --> 01:25:40,674 Ouch. 1763 01:25:40,674 --> 01:25:42,308 I thought you had super strength. 1764 01:25:42,308 --> 01:25:44,310 It still hurts. 1765 01:25:46,146 --> 01:25:48,848 - Happy, come on. - All right, relax. 1766 01:25:50,316 --> 01:25:52,352 - Just a few more. There we go. - Oh, my God. 1767 01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:54,187 - Relax. - Don't tell me to relax, Happy! 1768 01:25:54,187 --> 01:25:56,556 How can I relax when I messed up so bad? 1769 01:25:57,524 --> 01:25:59,693 I trusted Beck. Right? 1770 01:25:59,693 --> 01:26:01,194 I thought he was my friend. 1771 01:26:01,194 --> 01:26:03,563 I gave him the only thing Mr. Stark left for me, 1772 01:26:03,563 --> 01:26:06,232 and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe, 1773 01:26:06,232 --> 01:26:09,135 so please do not tell me to relax. 1774 01:26:09,135 --> 01:26:10,670 [INHALES SHARPLY] 1775 01:26:10,670 --> 01:26:13,740 I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout. 1776 01:26:13,740 --> 01:26:16,476 [SIGHS] 1777 01:26:16,476 --> 01:26:18,244 I just really miss him. 1778 01:26:19,212 --> 01:26:20,714 Yeah, I miss him too. 1779 01:26:23,516 --> 01:26:26,186 Everywhere I go... 1780 01:26:26,186 --> 01:26:27,821 I see his face. 1781 01:26:27,821 --> 01:26:30,290 [VOICE BREAKING] And the whole world is asking 1782 01:26:30,290 --> 01:26:33,590 who's gonna be the next Iron Man... 1783 01:26:33,590 --> 01:26:35,610 [SNIFFLES] 1784 01:26:35,610 --> 01:26:38,531 And I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man. 1785 01:26:40,333 --> 01:26:42,635 You're not Iron Man. 1786 01:26:42,635 --> 01:26:44,537 You're never gonna be Iron Man. 1787 01:26:44,537 --> 01:26:46,406 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 1788 01:26:46,406 --> 01:26:48,808 Nobody could live up to Tony. 1789 01:26:48,808 --> 01:26:50,243 Not even Tony. 1790 01:26:51,745 --> 01:26:53,680 Tony was my best friend. 1791 01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:55,150 And he was a mess. 1792 01:26:55,150 --> 01:26:56,883 He second-guessed everything he did. 1793 01:26:56,883 --> 01:26:58,585 He was all over the place. 1794 01:26:58,585 --> 01:27:01,588 The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess 1795 01:27:01,588 --> 01:27:03,189 was picking you. 1796 01:27:04,758 --> 01:27:08,610 I don't think Tony would have done what he did 1797 01:27:08,610 --> 01:27:11,564 if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone. 1798 01:27:12,866 --> 01:27:14,501 Now, your friends are in trouble, 1799 01:27:14,501 --> 01:27:18,104 you're all alone, your tech is missing. 1800 01:27:19,506 --> 01:27:21,574 What are you gonna do about it? 1801 01:27:23,143 --> 01:27:26,413 [♪♪♪] 1802 01:27:26,413 --> 01:27:28,480 I'm gonna kick his ***. 1803 01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:30,984 I mean, right now. Specifically, what are we gonna do? 1804 01:27:30,984 --> 01:27:32,886 We've been hovering over a tulip field 1805 01:27:32,886 --> 01:27:34,154 for the last 15 minutes. 1806 01:27:34,154 --> 01:27:35,889 Right. I can't call my friends 1807 01:27:35,889 --> 01:27:37,590 because he's tracking their phones. 1808 01:27:37,590 --> 01:27:38,825 Give me your phone. 1809 01:27:38,825 --> 01:27:40,160 - My cell phone? - Yeah. 1810 01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:41,761 Okay. Here. 1811 01:27:41,761 --> 01:27:43,163 What's your password? 1812 01:27:43,163 --> 01:27:44,164 "Password." 1813 01:27:44,164 --> 01:27:45,832 No, what is your password? 1814 01:27:45,832 --> 01:27:48,168 - "Password," spelled out. - Head of security, 1815 01:27:48,168 --> 01:27:51,137 - and your password is "password"? - I don't feel good about it. 1816 01:27:51,137 --> 01:27:54,274 Hello, governor. Cup of tea? I'm gonna be in London soon. 1817 01:27:54,274 --> 01:27:56,343 - They're in London. - London, okay. 1818 01:27:56,343 --> 01:27:57,410 Yeah, I need a suit. 1819 01:27:57,410 --> 01:27:59,450 Suit? 1820 01:28:03,116 --> 01:28:05,180 [♪♪♪] 1821 01:28:20,330 --> 01:28:22,102 Okay, um... 1822 01:28:22,102 --> 01:28:25,171 bring up everything you have on Spider-Man. 1823 01:28:31,745 --> 01:28:34,347 Yeah, open that. Okay, no, no, no. 1824 01:28:41,955 --> 01:28:44,624 - What? - Nothing. 1825 01:28:44,624 --> 01:28:47,494 You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music. 1826 01:28:49,290 --> 01:28:51,331 [AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 1827 01:28:51,331 --> 01:28:53,166 Oh, I love Led Zeppelin. 1828 01:28:58,638 --> 01:29:01,508 Okay, can you pull up my web-shooters? 1829 01:29:02,509 --> 01:29:03,877 Isolate the Taser webs, 1830 01:29:03,877 --> 01:29:06,279 and reconfigure and boost the voltage 1831 01:29:06,279 --> 01:29:09,382 to a factor of 25 percent, 1832 01:29:09,382 --> 01:29:12,285 and give me complete manual control over detonation. 1833 01:29:12,285 --> 01:29:15,388 ♪ Forget the hearse 'Cause I never die... ♪ 1834 01:29:15,388 --> 01:29:17,390 I thought Kree having sleeper cells 1835 01:29:17,390 --> 01:29:18,825 was top secret information. 1836 01:29:18,825 --> 01:29:21,461 Nick, satellites are picking up an EM pulse. 1837 01:29:21,461 --> 01:29:24,300 - I thought that was over. - It's the biggest one yet. 1838 01:29:24,300 --> 01:29:25,865 - Where? - London. 1839 01:29:25,865 --> 01:29:28,368 Okay, the company set up a city tour, 1840 01:29:28,368 --> 01:29:31,538 and then we'll grab a bite and head to the airport. 1841 01:29:33,707 --> 01:29:36,209 Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is? 1842 01:29:36,209 --> 01:29:38,778 Oh, yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific 1843 01:29:38,778 --> 01:29:40,280 about this science tour at all. 1844 01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:42,480 No, no, I'm talking about Peter. 1845 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:43,883 Has no one noticed how shady he is? 1846 01:29:43,883 --> 01:29:45,885 I saw him in the back room of a rest stop 1847 01:29:45,885 --> 01:29:47,754 with some woman in his underwear, 1848 01:29:47,754 --> 01:29:49,522 and he's always sneaking away, 1849 01:29:49,522 --> 01:29:51,458 like back at the opera, huh? 1850 01:29:51,458 --> 01:29:54,928 Now he's suddenly off the trip, with his family in Berlin? 1851 01:29:54,928 --> 01:29:57,330 Is no one else here interested in the truth? 1852 01:29:58,765 --> 01:30:01,340 "The very concept of objective truth 1853 01:30:01,340 --> 01:30:02,635 is fading out of the world." 1854 01:30:02,635 --> 01:30:04,537 George Orwell. Thank you, MJ. 1855 01:30:04,537 --> 01:30:06,940 Yeah. Well, since Peter's not really here 1856 01:30:06,940 --> 01:30:08,410 to tell his truth, 1857 01:30:08,410 --> 01:30:09,809 what about you, Brad? 1858 01:30:09,809 --> 01:30:12,145 Why take pictures of people in the bathroom? 1859 01:30:12,145 --> 01:30:13,913 Yeah, dude, what's that about? 1860 01:30:13,913 --> 01:30:16,616 No, no, no, it wasn't like that. It was... 1861 01:30:16,616 --> 01:30:17,917 I was trying to take a... 1862 01:30:17,917 --> 01:30:19,953 Let's put all this craziness behind us 1863 01:30:19,953 --> 01:30:22,822 and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. 1864 01:30:22,822 --> 01:30:26,893 "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington," said the class. Okay. 1865 01:30:26,893 --> 01:30:29,963 I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now. 1866 01:30:29,963 --> 01:30:32,565 You gotta stop doing that. It is weird. 1867 01:30:32,565 --> 01:30:36,302 No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls. 1868 01:30:36,302 --> 01:30:38,380 - Okay? - HARRINGTON: Look at this. 1869 01:30:38,380 --> 01:30:39,806 Mr. Harrington, this is your bus. 1870 01:30:39,806 --> 01:30:43,109 - We got a bus all to ourselves. - Nice to see you all. Come along. 1871 01:30:43,109 --> 01:30:45,245 - I'll get this, yeah? Why not? - Thank you. 1872 01:30:45,245 --> 01:30:47,280 BOY: Yeah. Thank you, brother. 1873 01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:49,149 HARRINGTON: All right. 1874 01:30:49,149 --> 01:30:50,850 I have the kids. 1875 01:30:54,721 --> 01:30:56,656 MYSTERIO: I got here as fast as I could. 1876 01:30:56,656 --> 01:30:59,759 I did a full perimeter sweep. Nothing. 1877 01:30:59,759 --> 01:31:00,760 Damn it. 1878 01:31:03,263 --> 01:31:04,464 Pulse is spiking. 1879 01:31:04,464 --> 01:31:05,932 I'll take another look. 1880 01:31:05,932 --> 01:31:07,767 Soon as you see something, report. 1881 01:31:07,767 --> 01:31:10,136 You're all we've got, Beck. 1882 01:31:10,136 --> 01:31:12,806 MYSTERIO: If this is what I fear, then God help us, Fury. 1883 01:31:14,740 --> 01:31:16,810 God help us all. 1884 01:31:16,810 --> 01:31:18,845 Okay, no Avengers coming. Good to go. 1885 01:31:18,845 --> 01:31:21,781 - William, launch the drones. - Copy that, brother. 1886 01:31:21,781 --> 01:31:25,518 Drones are entering the atmosphere weapons-hot. 1887 01:31:25,518 --> 01:31:27,454 [♪♪♪] 1888 01:31:30,990 --> 01:31:33,126 - Excellent. Janice? - Working on the cape. 1889 01:31:33,126 --> 01:31:34,361 Get those wrinkles out. 1890 01:31:34,361 --> 01:31:36,329 I could be shaking hands with the queen. 1891 01:31:36,329 --> 01:31:37,897 - Guterman? - Almost in position. 1892 01:31:37,897 --> 01:31:40,467 - Okay. Hit it, Victoria. - Increasing pulse. 1893 01:31:40,467 --> 01:31:41,868 [WHIRRING] 1894 01:31:41,868 --> 01:31:44,504 Whatever this is, it's 100 times bigger 1895 01:31:44,504 --> 01:31:45,672 than the previous ones. 1896 01:31:45,672 --> 01:31:47,700 EDITH? 1897 01:31:47,700 --> 01:31:48,641 EDITH: Yes, Quentin. 1898 01:31:48,641 --> 01:31:50,410 Show me my loose ends. 1899 01:31:50,410 --> 01:31:52,245 Once the show's going, 1900 01:31:52,245 --> 01:31:54,800 execute the kill order on my command. 1901 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:55,315 - EDITH: Copy. - All right. 1902 01:31:55,315 --> 01:31:57,830 Start the show. 1903 01:31:57,830 --> 01:31:58,351 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 1904 01:31:58,351 --> 01:32:00,387 Let's save the world, people. 1905 01:32:02,655 --> 01:32:05,592 I don't like this. Something's definitely up. 1906 01:32:05,592 --> 01:32:08,762 You're an FOS now. "Friend of Spider-Man." 1907 01:32:08,762 --> 01:32:11,998 And you have to remember, just stay calm. 1908 01:32:11,998 --> 01:32:13,333 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 1909 01:32:13,333 --> 01:32:14,601 [CRASHING] 1910 01:32:14,601 --> 01:32:16,936 That doesn't look good. 1911 01:32:16,936 --> 01:32:19,500 But it's fake, nothing to worry about. 1912 01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:23,209 And the kids are in the kill zone. 1913 01:32:23,209 --> 01:32:25,211 BECK: Great work, Guterman. 1914 01:32:26,446 --> 01:32:28,114 - [CELL PHONE BUZZES] - What? 1915 01:32:28,114 --> 01:32:30,717 - Happy Hogan here. - I know. What do you want? 1916 01:32:30,717 --> 01:32:32,919 At Mr. Stark's, going through his belongings. 1917 01:32:32,919 --> 01:32:34,888 There was a surfboard you left behind. 1918 01:32:34,888 --> 01:32:36,723 - What? - People said they didn't think 1919 01:32:36,723 --> 01:32:39,993 Nick Fury was a surfer, I said, "Appearances can be deceiving." 1920 01:32:39,993 --> 01:32:42,729 It's not mine. And don't ever call this number again. 1921 01:32:42,729 --> 01:32:44,931 [♪♪♪] 1922 01:32:50,570 --> 01:32:53,173 HAPPY: Fury's got the coded message. 1923 01:32:53,173 --> 01:32:55,800 Your friends are at the Tower Bridge. 1924 01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:57,711 Your boy called it London Bridge, but I figured it out. 1925 01:32:57,711 --> 01:32:59,412 - I'll scoop them up, okay? - Yeah. 1926 01:32:59,412 --> 01:33:00,613 - We're close. - We're close. 1927 01:33:00,613 --> 01:33:02,150 - How's the suit? - Almost done. 1928 01:33:02,150 --> 01:33:03,416 - Good. - Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. 1929 01:33:03,416 --> 01:33:06,520 Before you go, if something happens to me, 1930 01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:07,787 could you please give this to MJ? 1931 01:33:07,787 --> 01:33:10,560 You'll make it back. Give it to her yourself. 1932 01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:11,524 - You got this. - I got this. 1933 01:33:11,524 --> 01:33:14,427 - Walk me through it. - I know it's illusion tech. 1934 01:33:14,427 --> 01:33:16,196 All I do is get inside the illusion, 1935 01:33:16,196 --> 01:33:17,430 then I can take it down, 1936 01:33:17,430 --> 01:33:19,320 find him, and he's just a guy. 1937 01:33:19,320 --> 01:33:20,467 I can take EDITH right back. 1938 01:33:20,467 --> 01:33:22,969 Right, but last time, you got hit by a train. 1939 01:33:22,969 --> 01:33:26,139 True, but this time... 1940 01:33:26,139 --> 01:33:29,750 How do I explain this? Uh... I have a sixth sense. 1941 01:33:29,750 --> 01:33:32,712 The Peter-tingle. That's what you're talking about, right? 1942 01:33:32,712 --> 01:33:33,980 It's not working, though. 1943 01:33:33,980 --> 01:33:35,949 I heard it wasn't working now. Is it? 1944 01:33:35,949 --> 01:33:38,251 It is working. I don't know if it's working... 1945 01:33:38,251 --> 01:33:40,320 You got the Peter-tingle. That's the plan. 1946 01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:41,788 I'm gonna go get your friends. 1947 01:33:41,788 --> 01:33:43,990 You get that Peter-tingle back online. 1948 01:33:43,990 --> 01:33:45,158 I got this. I got this. 1949 01:33:45,158 --> 01:33:47,600 [♪♪♪] 1950 01:33:50,830 --> 01:33:52,732 [WHIRRING] 1951 01:33:59,773 --> 01:34:00,807 Cue the lightning. 1952 01:34:00,807 --> 01:34:02,909 Cuing lightning. 1953 01:34:06,379 --> 01:34:07,647 [GASPS] 1954 01:34:07,647 --> 01:34:09,716 Sir, is it still safe on the top, 1955 01:34:09,716 --> 01:34:11,985 or should we all come down? 1956 01:34:11,985 --> 01:34:12,986 Oh, my. 1957 01:34:14,821 --> 01:34:16,289 What did the bus driver say? 1958 01:34:16,289 --> 01:34:17,891 Bus driver's gone. 1959 01:34:17,891 --> 01:34:19,392 - What? - GIRL: Where? 1960 01:34:19,392 --> 01:34:22,228 It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control! 1961 01:34:22,228 --> 01:34:23,697 No. Don't drag me into this. 1962 01:34:23,697 --> 01:34:26,533 I'm doing my best, Julius! 1963 01:34:26,533 --> 01:34:28,968 - Look... - Oh, the witches are back. 1964 01:34:28,968 --> 01:34:31,271 - Oh, my God, get off the bus! - [ALL CLAMORING] 1965 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,760 - [HORN HONKING] - [GASPS] 1966 01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:38,440 - MAN: Okay. - Okay, follow me, kids. 1967 01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:39,579 [SCREAMS] 1968 01:34:41,181 --> 01:34:43,249 Come on, let's go! 1969 01:34:53,293 --> 01:34:55,562 [ROARING] 1970 01:34:55,562 --> 01:34:58,698 Now, that is an Avengers-level threat. 1971 01:34:58,698 --> 01:35:00,600 [♪♪♪] 1972 01:35:15,248 --> 01:35:17,830 HARRINGTON: This way. This way! 1973 01:35:17,830 --> 01:35:18,518 - Okay. Okay. - GIRL: Oh, my God! 1974 01:35:18,518 --> 01:35:20,420 - MJ: Flash! - DELL: Follow that hand. 1975 01:35:20,420 --> 01:35:22,188 HARRINGTON: This way. Follow me. 1976 01:35:22,188 --> 01:35:25,358 - It's not real, it's not real! - It looks real to me! 1977 01:35:25,358 --> 01:35:27,694 HARRINGTON: Follow me, kids! 1978 01:35:27,694 --> 01:35:29,896 DELL: Earth, wind, fire, water. Oh, no. 1979 01:35:29,896 --> 01:35:31,998 They joined forces like the Power Rangers. 1980 01:35:31,998 --> 01:35:33,767 - You're thinking of Voltron. - Who? 1981 01:35:33,767 --> 01:35:35,735 Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron! 1982 01:35:35,735 --> 01:35:37,604 Hey, look, it's Mysterio! 1983 01:35:37,604 --> 01:35:39,272 He's gonna save us! 1984 01:35:40,206 --> 01:35:41,941 [GROANING] 1985 01:35:41,941 --> 01:35:44,210 Wait, if Mysterio knows we know... 1986 01:35:44,210 --> 01:35:46,379 - Then we're in danger. - Yeah, and so are they. 1987 01:35:46,379 --> 01:35:47,580 We should go. 1988 01:35:49,490 --> 01:35:50,417 Kill that witch! Ba-bow! 1989 01:35:51,985 --> 01:35:54,921 MYSTERIO: This is for my family! 1990 01:35:56,322 --> 01:35:58,910 You should get somewhere safe, Fury. 1991 01:35:58,910 --> 01:35:59,759 I don't see this ending well. 1992 01:35:59,759 --> 01:36:01,761 I appreciate your concern, 1993 01:36:01,761 --> 01:36:03,763 but I never leave my men behind. 1994 01:36:05,632 --> 01:36:07,667 All right, comms check. Can you hear me? 1995 01:36:07,667 --> 01:36:09,436 I can. It's a little loud out here. 1996 01:36:09,436 --> 01:36:11,137 - I like the new suit. - Thanks. 1997 01:36:11,137 --> 01:36:13,506 Whoa, Peter, you sure that's not real? 1998 01:36:13,506 --> 01:36:16,109 Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger than I expected. 1999 01:36:16,109 --> 01:36:17,410 - Still the play? - Uh-huh. 2000 01:36:17,410 --> 01:36:18,978 We need to get high enough 2001 01:36:18,978 --> 01:36:22,682 - so Beck doesn't see me coming. - Copy. Stay sticky. 2002 01:36:25,118 --> 01:36:27,287 - Hey, Happy. - Yeah, kid. What is it? 2003 01:36:27,287 --> 01:36:30,790 We need to have a conversation about you and my aunt! 2004 01:36:30,790 --> 01:36:32,692 [♪♪♪] 2005 01:36:44,771 --> 01:36:46,906 Beck, report! 2006 01:36:46,906 --> 01:36:49,409 I need a response. Something quick and decisive. 2007 01:36:49,409 --> 01:36:50,910 "It's all the Elementals. 2008 01:36:50,910 --> 01:36:52,846 They're merged into something..." 2009 01:36:52,846 --> 01:36:55,248 ...into something else. Something more powerful. 2010 01:36:55,248 --> 01:36:57,650 It's drawing energy from the Earth's core. 2011 01:37:01,821 --> 01:37:04,257 See, now, that's some bullshit. 2012 01:37:04,257 --> 01:37:05,892 [SIGHS] 2013 01:37:06,860 --> 01:37:07,861 Is that...? 2014 01:37:10,463 --> 01:37:12,932 [♪♪♪] 2015 01:37:12,932 --> 01:37:14,367 Be ready for anything. 2016 01:37:14,367 --> 01:37:15,402 Yeah. 2017 01:37:21,307 --> 01:37:23,743 It's not real, it's not real, it's not real! 2018 01:37:25,645 --> 01:37:28,281 [PANTING] 2019 01:37:28,281 --> 01:37:30,517 Whoa. 2020 01:37:30,517 --> 01:37:32,318 That's awesome. 2021 01:37:46,666 --> 01:37:48,568 [GRUNTING] 2022 01:37:57,544 --> 01:37:59,713 William, I've got drones breaking formation. 2023 01:37:59,713 --> 01:38:02,480 Maybe they hit a flock of birds. You're fine. 2024 01:38:02,480 --> 01:38:05,510 I wanna see what's happening Taking manual control. 2025 01:38:10,857 --> 01:38:13,260 WILLIAM: Do you see anything? 2026 01:38:13,260 --> 01:38:15,995 Yeah. And I'm gonna kill him. 2027 01:38:20,700 --> 01:38:22,502 PETER: I hope this works. 2028 01:38:24,637 --> 01:38:26,172 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 2029 01:38:38,752 --> 01:38:39,753 You got me? 2030 01:38:44,657 --> 01:38:46,292 I got you. 2031 01:38:46,292 --> 01:38:49,950 WILLIAM: Boss, the illusion is coming apart. 2032 01:38:49,950 --> 01:38:51,765 [♪♪♪] 2033 01:38:51,765 --> 01:38:53,133 I see you. 2034 01:38:53,133 --> 01:38:55,680 [GRUNTING] 2035 01:38:56,936 --> 01:38:58,938 - EDITH, give me protection. - EDITH: Copy. 2036 01:39:02,108 --> 01:39:03,109 [GRUNTS] 2037 01:39:08,281 --> 01:39:10,830 [COUGHING] 2038 01:39:13,620 --> 01:39:15,255 Just kill the illusion. Kill it. 2039 01:39:15,255 --> 01:39:16,623 I'm not gonna. They'll see. 2040 01:39:16,623 --> 01:39:19,159 They'll see what I want them to see! 2041 01:39:19,159 --> 01:39:22,228 - Do you still need the cape? - Yes, Janice. 2042 01:39:22,228 --> 01:39:24,264 - I still need the cape. - Done. 2043 01:39:27,670 --> 01:39:29,569 - Now render my illusion suit. - All right, hang on. 2044 01:39:29,569 --> 01:39:31,805 The monster was full of drones! It's crazy! 2045 01:39:31,805 --> 01:39:33,600 There you are. 2046 01:39:36,776 --> 01:39:37,944 Easy. 2047 01:39:37,944 --> 01:39:39,846 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 2048 01:39:42,148 --> 01:39:43,583 Who the hell is that? 2049 01:39:43,583 --> 01:39:45,185 [ALL CLAMORING] 2050 01:39:45,185 --> 01:39:46,419 - Ned! - NED: Happy! 2051 01:39:46,419 --> 01:39:48,321 I gotta get you out of here! 2052 01:39:48,321 --> 01:39:49,689 - Get on the jet! - Who are you? 2053 01:39:49,689 --> 01:39:51,858 I work with Spider-Man. Get on that jet. 2054 01:39:51,858 --> 01:39:53,693 You work for Spider-Man? 2055 01:39:53,693 --> 01:39:55,895 I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man. 2056 01:39:58,531 --> 01:40:00,633 - New plan. Into the Tower. - STUDENTS: What? 2057 01:40:00,633 --> 01:40:01,968 Happy, are you okay? 2058 01:40:01,968 --> 01:40:03,670 HAPPY: We're okay. Just get Beck. 2059 01:40:03,670 --> 01:40:06,139 - EDITH, target Spider-Man. - EDITH: Copy. 2060 01:40:06,139 --> 01:40:08,410 [♪♪♪] 2061 01:40:10,510 --> 01:40:12,679 I'll just kill the kids myself. 2062 01:40:17,584 --> 01:40:18,585 Whoa! 2063 01:40:27,360 --> 01:40:28,695 There you are. 2064 01:40:31,164 --> 01:40:32,899 Into the Crown Jewels vault! 2065 01:40:32,899 --> 01:40:34,768 - Yeah, go, go, go! - Come on. 2066 01:40:38,671 --> 01:40:40,273 - FLASH: Go! - HAPPY: Into the vault! 2067 01:40:40,273 --> 01:40:42,542 The walls are 8 feet thick. Go into the vault! 2068 01:40:42,542 --> 01:40:43,843 - What? - Into the vault. Go! 2069 01:40:43,843 --> 01:40:45,578 [ALL CLAMORING] 2070 01:40:46,780 --> 01:40:48,415 HAPPY: Take cover! 2071 01:40:50,850 --> 01:40:52,520 [BOTH PANTING] 2072 01:40:54,154 --> 01:40:56,560 [♪♪♪] 2073 01:41:02,429 --> 01:41:05,265 [PANTING] 2074 01:41:05,265 --> 01:41:06,900 [♪♪♪] 2075 01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:07,901 [SOFTLY] Okay. 2076 01:41:12,439 --> 01:41:13,540 Yeah? 2077 01:41:13,540 --> 01:41:15,375 [MOUTHS] No. No. 2078 01:41:17,377 --> 01:41:18,378 [GASPS] 2079 01:41:19,679 --> 01:41:20,914 I see you. 2080 01:41:23,183 --> 01:41:24,184 Get that thing out... 2081 01:41:28,254 --> 01:41:29,723 [GRUNTS] 2082 01:41:29,723 --> 01:41:30,890 Go! 2083 01:41:35,261 --> 01:41:36,796 [YELLS] 2084 01:41:37,764 --> 01:41:40,100 How does Cap do that? 2085 01:41:49,142 --> 01:41:52,445 Happy, say something, to let me know you're alive! 2086 01:41:52,445 --> 01:41:54,814 - HAPPY: I'm here. I'm here. - Happy, thank God. 2087 01:41:54,814 --> 01:41:58,985 I bought us some time, but not much. 2088 01:41:58,985 --> 01:42:02,288 I'm trying to get to Beck, but I can't shake these drones! 2089 01:42:10,797 --> 01:42:13,600 [♪♪♪] 2090 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,168 [GRUNTS] 2091 01:42:16,369 --> 01:42:17,871 Gotcha. 2092 01:42:21,341 --> 01:42:23,243 [GRUNTING] 2093 01:42:32,520 --> 01:42:33,530 [GRUNTS] 2094 01:42:36,456 --> 01:42:38,491 [PANTING] 2095 01:42:39,626 --> 01:42:41,428 Going up! 2096 01:43:10,824 --> 01:43:11,958 [GRUNTS] 2097 01:43:11,958 --> 01:43:13,930 [GROANS] 2098 01:43:17,697 --> 01:43:18,698 Finally. 2099 01:43:18,698 --> 01:43:21,167 Hey, William, how we doing? 2100 01:43:21,167 --> 01:43:23,370 Illusion almost back up. 2101 01:43:23,370 --> 01:43:25,872 I don't know how you're gonna spin this. 2102 01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:28,942 [GRUNTING] 2103 01:43:31,911 --> 01:43:33,179 [PANTING] 2104 01:43:35,882 --> 01:43:37,784 [PANTING] 2105 01:43:40,253 --> 01:43:41,521 Oh, great. No webs. 2106 01:43:55,235 --> 01:43:57,437 - Are we gonna die? - Nobody dies on my watch. 2107 01:44:00,400 --> 01:44:01,975 I wasted my life playing video games, 2108 01:44:01,975 --> 01:44:03,777 and we're gonna die. 2109 01:44:03,777 --> 01:44:07,714 I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it. 2110 01:44:07,714 --> 01:44:10,450 I post stupid videos daily for people to like me. 2111 01:44:10,450 --> 01:44:13,153 Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, 2112 01:44:13,153 --> 01:44:15,388 Spider-Man would've never found you. 2113 01:44:15,388 --> 01:44:18,958 Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys. 2114 01:44:18,958 --> 01:44:20,960 If you saved us, why are we about to die? 2115 01:44:20,960 --> 01:44:22,429 - MJ! - Stop it! 2116 01:44:22,429 --> 01:44:23,897 I'm sorry, okay? 2117 01:44:23,897 --> 01:44:25,598 I'm obsessed with telling the truth 2118 01:44:25,598 --> 01:44:28,234 even if it hurts other people's feelings. 2119 01:44:28,234 --> 01:44:30,270 I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. 2120 01:44:34,341 --> 01:44:35,775 We're sharing, right? 2121 01:44:44,784 --> 01:44:46,686 [♪♪♪] 2122 01:45:14,914 --> 01:45:17,650 - Your lies are over, Beck. - [GROANS] 2123 01:45:17,650 --> 01:45:21,254 This certainly isn't ideal, but I have contingencies. 2124 01:45:21,254 --> 01:45:22,622 EDITH? 2125 01:45:24,991 --> 01:45:26,893 [COUGHING] 2126 01:45:30,430 --> 01:45:32,999 Just give me the glasses. 2127 01:45:32,999 --> 01:45:34,734 You want these? 2128 01:45:36,169 --> 01:45:37,170 Come and get them. 2129 01:45:46,460 --> 01:45:47,380 [INHALES DEEPLY] 2130 01:45:47,380 --> 01:45:48,815 Come on, Peter-tingle. 2131 01:45:48,815 --> 01:45:50,550 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 2132 01:45:50,550 --> 01:45:52,185 [GRUNTING] 2133 01:46:13,673 --> 01:46:15,175 Why aren't these drones firing? 2134 01:46:15,175 --> 01:46:17,430 EDITH: You're in the strike zone. 2135 01:46:17,430 --> 01:46:21,114 - The chance of getting hit is... - No, fire all the drones now! 2136 01:46:29,689 --> 01:46:31,224 [GROANS] 2137 01:46:37,764 --> 01:46:39,532 [GRUNTING] 2138 01:46:39,532 --> 01:46:41,101 Beck! 2139 01:46:41,101 --> 01:46:43,200 [PANTING] 2140 01:46:44,404 --> 01:46:45,405 Beck. 2141 01:46:46,573 --> 01:46:48,108 You lied to me. 2142 01:46:48,108 --> 01:46:50,977 - And I trusted you. - I know. 2143 01:46:50,977 --> 01:46:53,446 That's the most... 2144 01:46:53,446 --> 01:46:55,582 d-disappointing part. 2145 01:46:56,816 --> 01:46:58,752 You're a good person, Peter. 2146 01:47:00,987 --> 01:47:02,789 Such a weakness. 2147 01:47:04,891 --> 01:47:07,127 Stark was right. 2148 01:47:07,127 --> 01:47:09,129 You do deserve them. 2149 01:47:11,264 --> 01:47:13,299 [♪♪♪] 2150 01:47:13,299 --> 01:47:15,235 [PANTING] 2151 01:47:20,273 --> 01:47:22,642 You can't trick me anymore. 2152 01:47:25,945 --> 01:47:28,448 EDITH, turn off the drones. 2153 01:47:28,448 --> 01:47:32,118 EDITH: Biometric scan complete. Welcome back, Peter. 2154 01:47:32,118 --> 01:47:34,540 Execute all cancellation protocols? 2155 01:47:34,540 --> 01:47:35,288 Just do it. 2156 01:47:35,288 --> 01:47:36,856 - Execute them all. - Confirmed. 2157 01:47:39,726 --> 01:47:41,628 [♪♪♪] 2158 01:47:46,990 --> 01:47:48,168 Give me the spear. 2159 01:47:48,168 --> 01:47:49,636 That's a halberd. Ahem. 2160 01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:53,506 [CHUCKLES] 2161 01:47:54,674 --> 01:47:56,276 Thank you. 2162 01:47:59,846 --> 01:48:03,183 - How could you do all of this? - You'll see, Peter. 2163 01:48:04,851 --> 01:48:08,588 People, they need to believe. 2164 01:48:09,656 --> 01:48:11,524 And nowadays... 2165 01:48:13,326 --> 01:48:15,695 they'll believe anything. 2166 01:48:19,799 --> 01:48:21,701 [♪♪♪] 2167 01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:27,440 Is he...? 2168 01:48:28,641 --> 01:48:30,430 Is this real? 2169 01:48:31,544 --> 01:48:33,847 EDITH: All illusions are down, Peter. 2170 01:48:39,719 --> 01:48:40,887 [CELL PHONE BUZZING] 2171 01:48:48,328 --> 01:48:49,929 FLASH: Whoo! Yeah! 2172 01:48:49,929 --> 01:48:51,598 Hey, where you going? 2173 01:48:51,598 --> 01:48:53,533 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 2174 01:48:56,102 --> 01:48:59,239 [GRUNTING] 2175 01:48:59,239 --> 01:49:00,473 - MJ. - Hey. 2176 01:49:01,341 --> 01:49:02,709 - Hey. - Hey. 2177 01:49:02,709 --> 01:49:04,544 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. Are you okay? 2178 01:49:04,544 --> 01:49:06,880 - Yeah. Yeah. - Is everybody else okay? 2179 01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:09,749 - Yeah, everyone's okay. - [EXHALES] 2180 01:49:09,749 --> 01:49:12,419 - What happened? - There was just the drones, 2181 01:49:12,419 --> 01:49:15,689 and they were following us, and then they just stopped. 2182 01:49:16,923 --> 01:49:18,958 - Was that you? - Yeah. 2183 01:49:19,893 --> 01:49:21,428 Did you get him? 2184 01:49:24,164 --> 01:49:25,765 - Yeah. - Well, I, um... 2185 01:49:27,267 --> 01:49:29,269 brought that. 2186 01:49:29,269 --> 01:49:31,571 In case you needed some help. 2187 01:49:31,571 --> 01:49:33,573 - Thanks. - [CHUCKLES] 2188 01:49:34,774 --> 01:49:36,676 Anyway, uh, 2189 01:49:36,676 --> 01:49:39,346 there was this sweaty guy in the tower with us. 2190 01:49:39,346 --> 01:49:42,282 I think he works for you or something. 2191 01:49:42,282 --> 01:49:43,416 He, um... 2192 01:49:43,416 --> 01:49:44,951 He gave me this. 2193 01:49:44,951 --> 01:49:46,886 No. No. 2194 01:49:48,388 --> 01:49:49,956 Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry. 2195 01:49:49,956 --> 01:49:52,920 - I had this stupid plan. - Peter. 2196 01:49:52,920 --> 01:49:54,940 I wrote it down, I was gonna buy you this 2197 01:49:54,940 --> 01:49:56,129 and give it to you in Paris at the top... 2198 01:49:59,599 --> 01:50:01,340 And you kissed me. 2199 01:50:01,340 --> 01:50:03,703 - What? What? - Yeah. 2200 01:50:03,703 --> 01:50:05,705 I don't really have much luck 2201 01:50:05,705 --> 01:50:09,209 when it comes to getting close to people. 2202 01:50:09,209 --> 01:50:12,120 Um... So I lied. 2203 01:50:13,313 --> 01:50:14,814 I wasn't just watching you 2204 01:50:14,814 --> 01:50:17,951 because I thought you were Spider-Man. 2205 01:50:19,285 --> 01:50:21,855 [CHUCKLES] 2206 01:50:21,855 --> 01:50:23,323 That's great. 2207 01:50:24,791 --> 01:50:27,327 - Black dahlia, like the murder. - The murder. 2208 01:50:27,327 --> 01:50:29,462 - Good. - Yeah. Heh. 2209 01:50:29,462 --> 01:50:31,164 Sorry it's broken. 2210 01:50:31,164 --> 01:50:34,340 I actually like it better broken. 2211 01:50:34,340 --> 01:50:36,302 [CHUCKLING] I really like you. 2212 01:50:38,400 --> 01:50:39,472 I really like you too. 2213 01:50:40,640 --> 01:50:42,142 Uh... 2214 01:50:42,142 --> 01:50:44,770 [♪♪♪] 2215 01:50:53,553 --> 01:50:55,789 - Uh. Okay. I should... - [CHUCKLES] 2216 01:50:55,789 --> 01:50:58,825 I should probably get back to the class. 2217 01:50:58,825 --> 01:51:00,226 I'll go and... 2218 01:51:01,461 --> 01:51:03,730 - Yeah. Heh. I don't know. - Heh. Okay. 2219 01:51:05,310 --> 01:51:06,990 Just in case. 2220 01:51:11,204 --> 01:51:12,839 [CHUCKLES] 2221 01:51:14,174 --> 01:51:15,709 HAPPY: Yeah, no. 2222 01:51:15,709 --> 01:51:19,450 No, May, you're right. He did great. He was strong. 2223 01:51:19,450 --> 01:51:21,214 Yeah. I'm glad he stayed too. 2224 01:51:21,214 --> 01:51:23,490 I gotta go. 2225 01:51:24,117 --> 01:51:25,385 I'm glad you're alive. 2226 01:51:25,385 --> 01:51:27,120 I guess the coded message worked. 2227 01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:29,723 "Appearances can be deceiving." Heh. 2228 01:51:29,723 --> 01:51:32,158 I'm surprised you didn't just wink in the camera. 2229 01:51:32,158 --> 01:51:34,661 - It worked. - Because I had serious doubts 2230 01:51:34,661 --> 01:51:36,129 about Beck from the beginning. 2231 01:51:36,129 --> 01:51:37,697 Not true. He had zero doubts. 2232 01:51:41,368 --> 01:51:42,469 Where's Parker? 2233 01:51:42,469 --> 01:51:43,870 He's with a girl. 2234 01:51:43,870 --> 01:51:46,539 I need to speak with him. 2235 01:51:46,539 --> 01:51:48,341 He'll call you. 2236 01:51:48,341 --> 01:51:50,430 He'll...? 2237 01:51:50,430 --> 01:51:51,945 [LAUGHING] 2238 01:51:53,413 --> 01:51:55,548 Okay. Great. 2239 01:51:55,548 --> 01:51:57,417 Well, he better. 2240 01:51:57,417 --> 01:51:58,518 Or it's your ***. 2241 01:51:59,986 --> 01:52:03,356 And don't even think about ghosting me. 2242 01:52:03,356 --> 01:52:05,458 [♪♪♪] 2243 01:52:07,594 --> 01:52:10,263 ♪ Hey, little girl ♪ 2244 01:52:10,263 --> 01:52:13,600 ♪ I wanna be Your boyfriend ♪ 2245 01:52:14,901 --> 01:52:17,404 ♪ Sweet little girl... ♪ 2246 01:52:17,404 --> 01:52:20,206 [ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 2247 01:52:20,206 --> 01:52:22,375 Are you sure no one else has figured it out? 2248 01:52:22,375 --> 01:52:25,979 Yeah, it's not like anybody really pays attention to you. 2249 01:52:25,979 --> 01:52:26,980 Ouch. 2250 01:52:26,980 --> 01:52:28,815 Except for me. 2251 01:52:28,815 --> 01:52:30,250 Aw. Thanks. 2252 01:52:30,250 --> 01:52:32,520 - Don't be late. - I won't. 2253 01:52:32,520 --> 01:52:33,253 See you later. 2254 01:52:33,253 --> 01:52:35,789 - You guys are so cute. - Thanks. 2255 01:52:35,789 --> 01:52:37,590 Uh... 2256 01:52:37,590 --> 01:52:41,127 I was thinking we should all go on a double date or something. 2257 01:52:41,127 --> 01:52:43,797 [IN UNISON] Oh, we broke up. 2258 01:52:43,797 --> 01:52:45,231 No. What? Why? 2259 01:52:45,231 --> 01:52:47,667 Men and women grow apart, 2260 01:52:47,667 --> 01:52:49,502 but the journey they share together 2261 01:52:49,502 --> 01:52:51,738 will always be a part of them. 2262 01:52:51,738 --> 01:52:54,374 - You are so wise. - Thank you. 2263 01:52:57,777 --> 01:53:00,113 Hello, Gerald. 2264 01:53:00,113 --> 01:53:02,315 Could Mother not make it? 2265 01:53:03,483 --> 01:53:04,984 Hmm. 2266 01:53:08,121 --> 01:53:09,689 - PETER: May! - I promise you... Ah! 2267 01:53:09,689 --> 01:53:12,425 Oh, he's here. Don't give me a ticket. 2268 01:53:12,425 --> 01:53:16,196 - Heh. Ah. - Ooh. I'm so glad you're okay. 2269 01:53:16,196 --> 01:53:19,265 No, for real, I'm good. I'm actually really fine. 2270 01:53:19,265 --> 01:53:21,670 Let's go. Where are your bags? 2271 01:53:21,670 --> 01:53:22,469 Oh, right. They got blown up. 2272 01:53:22,469 --> 01:53:24,270 Yeah. Heh. 2273 01:53:24,270 --> 01:53:25,739 I got you hot buttered bagels. 2274 01:53:25,739 --> 01:53:27,841 - Thank you so much. - I know my boy. 2275 01:53:27,841 --> 01:53:29,776 PETER: I kept my identity pretty guarded 2276 01:53:29,776 --> 01:53:31,311 this past couple years. 2277 01:53:31,311 --> 01:53:33,113 I faced a lot of deception. 2278 01:53:33,113 --> 01:53:36,820 And I'm tired of the lies. 2279 01:53:36,820 --> 01:53:38,785 So it's time for the truth to be out there. 2280 01:53:41,354 --> 01:53:42,355 Are you dating? 2281 01:53:43,356 --> 01:53:45,658 - Yes. - Not really. 2282 01:53:45,658 --> 01:53:47,494 - What? - Well... 2283 01:53:47,494 --> 01:53:48,995 - I think... - Summer fling. 2284 01:53:48,995 --> 01:53:51,664 Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. 2285 01:53:51,664 --> 01:53:53,433 I still don't know where it's going. 2286 01:53:53,433 --> 01:53:54,934 Open to wherever it might lead. 2287 01:53:54,934 --> 01:53:57,270 - Anywhere. On or off. - To share it with people... 2288 01:53:57,270 --> 01:53:59,205 We'll always be friends, no matter what. 2289 01:53:59,205 --> 01:54:01,410 I'm gonna go because I've got a date. 2290 01:54:01,410 --> 01:54:03,643 HAPPY: ...because we all are interconnected. 2291 01:54:03,643 --> 01:54:04,844 - Bye. - MAY: We are. 2292 01:54:04,844 --> 01:54:06,746 [♪♪♪] 2293 01:54:17,891 --> 01:54:19,292 Whoo! 2294 01:54:19,292 --> 01:54:20,660 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 2295 01:54:22,495 --> 01:54:23,496 [THUDDING] 2296 01:54:23,496 --> 01:54:25,650 Sorry! 2297 01:54:29,536 --> 01:54:30,570 Whoa! 2298 01:54:31,938 --> 01:54:33,406 Whoa. 2299 01:54:36,760 --> 01:54:37,377 Whoo! 2300 01:54:44,517 --> 01:54:47,387 Whoo-hoo! 2301 01:55:01,434 --> 01:55:03,690 - Hey. - Hey. Sorry I'm late. 2302 01:55:03,690 --> 01:55:05,472 - It's fine. - You ready? 2303 01:55:05,472 --> 01:55:07,240 - Yeah. - You're gonna love this. 2304 01:55:07,240 --> 01:55:09,209 Okay! Okay! 2305 01:55:09,209 --> 01:55:11,111 - Okay. Okay. - You ready? 2306 01:55:11,111 --> 01:55:14,414 Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. 2307 01:55:14,414 --> 01:55:16,316 [MJ WHIMPERING] 2308 01:55:16,316 --> 01:55:19,486 I should stop looking. I'm gonna stop looking! Heh. 2309 01:55:19,486 --> 01:55:21,821 PETER: Whoo! 2310 01:55:22,889 --> 01:55:24,257 [MJ SCREAMING] 2311 01:55:24,257 --> 01:55:26,159 [♪♪♪] 2312 01:55:36,603 --> 01:55:40,940 ♪ Can't seem to get my mind Off of you ♪ 2313 01:55:42,709 --> 01:55:47,113 ♪ Back here at home There's nothing to do ♪ 2314 01:55:47,113 --> 01:55:48,748 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2315 01:55:48,748 --> 01:55:51,818 ♪ Now that I'm away ♪ 2316 01:55:51,818 --> 01:55:54,888 ♪ I wish I'd stayed ♪ 2317 01:55:54,888 --> 01:56:01,610 ♪ Tomorrow's a day of mine That you won't be in ♪ 2318 01:56:01,610 --> 01:56:05,632 ♪ When you looked at me I should've run ♪ 2319 01:56:07,267 --> 01:56:11,438 ♪ But I thought It was just for fun ♪ 2320 01:56:13,239 --> 01:56:16,309 ♪ I see I was wrong ♪ 2321 01:56:16,309 --> 01:56:19,446 ♪ And I'm not so strong ♪ 2322 01:56:19,446 --> 01:56:25,518 ♪ I should've known all along That time would tell ♪ 2323 01:56:25,518 --> 01:56:31,691 ♪ A week without you Thought I'd forget ♪ 2324 01:56:31,691 --> 01:56:33,860 ♪ Two weeks without you ♪ 2325 01:56:33,860 --> 01:56:39,466 ♪ And I still haven't gotten Over you yet ♪ 2326 01:56:39,466 --> 01:56:42,535 ♪ Vacation All I ever wanted ♪ 2327 01:56:42,535 --> 01:56:45,538 ♪ Vacation Had to get away ♪ 2328 01:56:45,538 --> 01:56:49,709 ♪ Vacation Meant to be spent alone ♪ 2329 01:56:51,745 --> 01:56:54,814 ♪ Vacation All I ever wanted ♪ 2330 01:56:54,814 --> 01:56:57,884 ♪ Vacation Had to get away ♪ 2331 01:56:57,884 --> 01:57:01,921 ♪ Vacation Meant to be spent alone ♪ 2332 01:57:03,890 --> 01:57:07,160 ♪ Vacation All I ever wanted ♪ 2333 01:57:07,160 --> 01:57:10,163 ♪ Vacation Had to get away ♪ 2334 01:57:10,163 --> 01:57:14,401 ♪ Vacation Meant to be spent alone ♪ 2335 01:57:35,655 --> 01:57:38,725 Okay. You can put me down now! You can put me down now! 2336 01:57:40,260 --> 01:57:41,861 PETER: You okay? 2337 01:57:43,396 --> 01:57:44,764 Uh... 2338 01:57:44,764 --> 01:57:47,333 Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. 2339 01:57:47,333 --> 01:57:49,936 Let's just... Never, never doing that again. 2340 01:57:49,936 --> 01:57:51,738 - I'm never doing that again. - Okay. 2341 01:57:51,738 --> 01:57:53,540 I should probably get out of here. 2342 01:57:53,540 --> 01:57:55,141 - Be safe. Heh. - See you later. 2343 01:57:58,411 --> 01:58:00,613 MAN [OVER LED SCREEN]: This is breaking news. 2344 01:58:00,613 --> 01:58:03,616 We come with revelations about last week's attack in London. 2345 01:58:03,616 --> 01:58:05,885 An anonymous source provided this video. 2346 01:58:05,885 --> 01:58:08,755 It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, 2347 01:58:08,755 --> 01:58:10,757 moments before his death. 2348 01:58:10,757 --> 01:58:13,260 A warning, you may find this video disturbing. 2349 01:58:13,260 --> 01:58:15,128 I managed to send the Elemental through the rift, 2350 01:58:15,128 --> 01:58:17,630 but I don't think I'm gonna make it. 2351 01:58:17,630 --> 01:58:18,965 Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. 2352 01:58:18,965 --> 01:58:21,634 He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology, 2353 01:58:21,634 --> 01:58:25,271 saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man. 2354 01:58:25,271 --> 01:58:28,108 EDITH: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? 2355 01:58:28,108 --> 01:58:29,943 There will be significant casualties. 2356 01:58:29,943 --> 01:58:31,945 PETER: Do it. Execute them all. 2357 01:58:31,945 --> 01:58:33,680 [GUNS FIRING] 2358 01:58:35,648 --> 01:58:38,852 This shocking video was released earlier today 2359 01:58:38,852 --> 01:58:40,487 on the controversial news website 2360 01:58:40,487 --> 01:58:42,880 TheDailyBugle.net. 2361 01:58:42,880 --> 01:58:43,356 There you have it, folks, 2362 01:58:43,356 --> 01:58:45,458 conclusive proof that Spider-Man 2363 01:58:45,458 --> 01:58:48,361 was responsible for the murder of Mysterio, 2364 01:58:48,361 --> 01:58:49,963 an interdimensional warrior 2365 01:58:49,963 --> 01:58:51,865 who gave his life to protect our planet 2366 01:58:51,865 --> 01:58:54,334 and who will no doubt go down in history 2367 01:58:54,334 --> 01:58:57,437 as the greatest superhero of all time. 2368 01:58:57,437 --> 01:58:59,606 But that's not all, folks. 2369 01:58:59,606 --> 01:59:01,410 Here's the real blockbuster. 2370 01:59:01,410 --> 01:59:02,942 Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit. 2371 01:59:02,942 --> 01:59:05,912 Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is... 2372 01:59:08,381 --> 01:59:12,118 Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker. 2373 01:59:12,118 --> 01:59:13,520 What the fu...? 2374 01:59:13,520 --> 01:59:15,422 [♪♪♪] 2375 02:00:08,740 --> 02:00:10,100 [♪♪♪] 2376 02:00:59,259 --> 02:01:01,161 [♪♪♪] 2377 02:01:19,446 --> 02:01:21,348 [♪♪♪] 2378 02:01:39,399 --> 02:01:41,301 [♪♪♪] 2379 02:01:57,830 --> 02:01:58,985 [♪♪♪] 2380 02:02:37,157 --> 02:02:39,590 [♪♪♪] 2381 02:04:00,807 --> 02:04:02,742 [♪♪♪] 2382 02:04:46,619 --> 02:04:48,521 [♪♪♪] 2383 02:05:12,979 --> 02:05:14,881 [♪♪♪] 2384 02:06:53,146 --> 02:06:55,480 [♪♪♪] 2385 02:07:10,363 --> 02:07:12,298 [SKA SONG PLAYING OVER RADIO] 2386 02:07:15,350 --> 02:07:17,804 ♪ Stop Your messing around ♪ 2387 02:07:19,639 --> 02:07:21,675 ♪ Better think Of your future... ♪ 2388 02:07:21,675 --> 02:07:23,643 You gotta tell him. 2389 02:07:25,450 --> 02:07:27,213 It was fine. 2390 02:07:27,213 --> 02:07:29,315 The little boy handled it. 2391 02:07:29,315 --> 02:07:31,170 We helped. 2392 02:07:31,170 --> 02:07:32,152 - Talos. - Come off it. 2393 02:07:32,152 --> 02:07:33,486 How was I supposed to know 2394 02:07:33,486 --> 02:07:34,954 that the whole thing was fake? 2395 02:07:34,954 --> 02:07:37,357 I mean, that was all very, very convincing. 2396 02:07:37,357 --> 02:07:39,250 The performances, the illusion, 2397 02:07:39,250 --> 02:07:41,610 that costume, the craftsmanship in that. 2398 02:07:41,610 --> 02:07:44,230 This is just embarrassing for a shape-shifter. Fine. 2399 02:07:46,633 --> 02:07:49,335 Hey there. I hope your mission is going well. 2400 02:07:49,335 --> 02:07:53,206 We gave the glasses to Parker about a week ago, like you said. 2401 02:07:53,206 --> 02:07:56,776 And it was very touching, you know? 2402 02:07:56,776 --> 02:07:58,645 Really, really quite touching. 2403 02:07:58,645 --> 02:08:00,460 Talos. 2404 02:08:00,460 --> 02:08:04,117 Um... And, you know, shortly after that, 2405 02:08:04,117 --> 02:08:05,952 it really kind of went off the rails, 2406 02:08:05,952 --> 02:08:07,454 so we need you to come back. 2407 02:08:07,454 --> 02:08:09,622 Everyone kept asking where the Avengers are, 2408 02:08:09,622 --> 02:08:11,224 I don't know what to say to that, 2409 02:08:11,224 --> 02:08:13,560 so you're lucky that Spider-Man won... 2410 02:08:13,560 --> 02:08:15,862 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 2411 02:08:15,862 --> 02:08:18,231 [EXHALES] 2412 02:08:18,231 --> 02:08:19,799 [GRUNTS] 2413 02:08:19,799 --> 02:08:21,701 [♪♪♪] 2414 02:08:24,871 --> 02:08:26,339 [GRUNTS] 2415 02:08:29,209 --> 02:08:31,111 [♪♪♪] 2416 02:08:35,648 --> 02:08:37,784 Everybody back to work! 2417 02:08:44,657 --> 02:08:46,526 Who's got my shoes?