1 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,932 Things are never gonna be the same now. 2 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,168 I mean, look at this. 3 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,370 You got aliens. 4 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,772 You got big green guys tearing down buildings. 5 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,774 You got big green guys tearing down buildings. 6 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:44,244 When I was a kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians. 7 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:47,947 Actually, it's Native American, but whatever. 8 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,917 Yeah. Tell you what, though. 9 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,520 It ain't bad, is it? 10 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:55,422 No. Yeah. 11 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,457 Kid's got a future. 12 00:00:57,657 --> 00:00:59,426 Yeah, well... 13 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,728 ...we'|| see, I guess. 14 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,487 No, hey! 15 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:30,900 You can't saw through that stuff. 16 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:33,930 These alien bastards are tough. 17 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,228 You gotta use the stuff they use. 18 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,200 -See? All right. -All right. 19 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,703 Oh, hey! 20 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,172 Glad you could join us. Afternoon. 21 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,608 -Yeah. My alarm didn't go off. -Yeah, your alarm. 22 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,478 Look, just go stack that armor plating like I asked you. 23 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,446 This is a huge deal for us. 24 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,810 Attention, please! 25 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:58,840 In accordance with Executive Order 3968... 26 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,788 ...all post-battle cleanup operations are now under ourjurisdiction. 27 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,240 Thank you for your service. We'll take it from here. 28 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:05,492 Who the hell are you? 29 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:07,127 Qualified personnel. 30 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:11,631 Look, l have a city contract to salvage all this, okay, with the city, so-- 31 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:16,369 I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage operations are now under ourjurisdiction. 32 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,839 Please turn over any and all exotic materials that you've collected... 33 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,341 ...or you will be prosecuted. 34 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,476 Ma'am, what am--? 35 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,513 Please. Come here. Hey, lady, come on. 36 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,281 Look... 37 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,950 ...I bought trucks for this job. 38 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:32,485 I brought in a whole new crew. 39 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,155 These guys have a family. l have a family. 40 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,424 I'm all in on this. I could lose my house. 41 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:40,960 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do. 42 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,229 Maybe next time, don't overextend yourself. 43 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,466 What'd you say? 44 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,300 Yeah. 45 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,839 He's right. I overextended myself. 46 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,675 -Hey, hey, hey. -Don't do it. 47 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,345 Put them down. 48 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:03,416 If you have a grievance, you may take it up with my superiors. 49 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:06,386 Your superiors. Who the hell are they? 50 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:09,189 A joint venture between Stark Industries and the government... 51 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,925 ...the Department of Damage Control, will oversee the collection... 52 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:15,161 ...and storage of alien and other exotic materials. 53 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:18,980 Now the ***holes who made this mess are paid to clean it up. 54 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,532 Yeah, it's all rigged. 55 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:23,269 Experts estimate there are over 1500 tons of exotic material... 56 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,438 ...scattered throughout the tri—state area. 57 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,273 Hey, chief! 58 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,944 We have another load from yesterday. We're supposed to turn this in, right? 59 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,178 lain't hauling it. 60 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,546 It's too bad. 61 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,616 We could have made some cool stuff from all that alien junk. 62 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,920 | tell you what. 63 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,156 Let's keep it. 64 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,359 The world's changing. 65 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,932 It's time we change, too. 66 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:39,145 There you go, Mason. 67 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,152 Business is good. 68 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,294 New York. Queens. 69 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:31,898 -lt's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home. -Who you talking to? 70 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:34,234 No one. Just making a little video of the trip. 71 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,836 -You know you can't show it to anyone. -Yeah, I know. 72 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:38,838 Then why are you narrating in that voice? 73 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,574 -Because it's fun. -Fun. 74 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:44,744 So why do they call you Happy? 75 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:49,582 Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go. 76 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:51,685 Hey, should I go to the bathroom before? 77 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,190 There's a bathroom on it. 78 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,321 No pilot? That's awesome. 79 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,580 -ls that where you're gonna sit? -Yeah. 80 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:00,226 This is your first time on a private plane? 81 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,928 My first time on any plane. 82 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:04,864 Should it--? Should it be--? Should it be making that noise? 83 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:17,844 No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. 84 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:21,214 Something about Captain America going crazy. 85 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,183 -This is you. -Oh, we're neighbors? 86 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,418 We're not roommates. Suit up. 87 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:26,920 Okay, Peter, you got this. 88 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:30,190 -What the hell are you wearing? -lt's my suit. 89 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:32,125 -Where's the case? -What case? 90 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:33,893 What? I thought that was a closet. 91 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,295 -This is still my room? -Go. 92 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,263 -My room is way bigger than-- -There. 93 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,165 I found the case. I found the case. 94 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,935 "A minor upgrade"? 95 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,500 Oh, my God. 96 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,406 -Put it on. -What the--? 97 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,475 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen—- 98 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,977 -Let's go. -But, yeah. Well, I don't understand. 99 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,513 Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait. 100 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,583 This is insane. Insane. 101 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,852 Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes. 102 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,321 -This is the greatest day of my life. -Let's go. 103 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:05,625 Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow. Who's that new guy? 104 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,962 -Underoos! -Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go. 105 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:11,931 Hey, everyone. 106 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:14,834 The craziest thing just happened. 107 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:18,672 ljust had a fight with Captain America. I stole his shield. I threw it at him-- 108 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:22,800 What the hell? He's big now. I gotta go. Hang on. 109 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,514 It was the most amazing thing! Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!" 110 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:31,170 I flipped in and stole Cap's shield. l was like, "What's up, everybody?" 111 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,819 And then-- Hey, just a second! 112 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,688 Coming! 113 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,290 Hey. 114 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,225 We have thin walls here. 115 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,196 What are you doing, a little video diary? 116 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,165 -Yeah. -lt's all right. 117 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,866 -l'd do the same thing. -I told him not to. 118 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,202 -He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip. -Okay. 119 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:50,437 Hey. You know what? 120 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:53,940 We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready? 121 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,509 -An alibi? Sure. Okay. -We rolling? Get in the frame. 122 00:07:56,676 --> 00:08:00,380 Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope. 123 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:04,117 Peter, that's inappropriate. Let's start over. You can edit it. 124 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,186 Three, two, one. Hey, May. 125 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:11,858 My gosh, I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did... 126 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:15,895 ...this weekend at the Stark internship retreat. 127 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:17,697 Everyone was impressed. 128 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,999 Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry. 129 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,701 This is because you're not on Queens Boulevard. 130 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,871 See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. 131 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,674 He was forehead of security, before that he was a driver. 132 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,809 That was a private conversation. 133 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,345 I don't like joking about this. It was hard to talk about that. 134 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,982 -No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch? -Here we are. End of the line. 135 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,320 -Can you give us a moment? -Want me to leave? 136 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,921 Grab Peter's case out of the trunk. 137 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,158 I can keep the suit? 138 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,394 Yes, we were just talking about it. 139 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:51,564 Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this. 140 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,900 Don't stress him out. Don't do anything stupid. 141 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:56,200 I've seen his cardiogram. 142 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,737 -All right? -Yes. 143 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:01,274 Don't do anything I would do, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. 144 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:04,411 There's a little gray area in there. That's where you operate. 145 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,713 -Wait, does that mean I'm an Avenger? -No. 146 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,948 -This it? -Seventh floor. 147 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,551 -I can take that. You don't have to. -You'll take it? 148 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,870 -Yeah, I can take that. -Thank you. 149 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:18,580 So when's our next--? When's our next "retreat," you know? 150 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,827 -What, next mission? -Yeah, the mission. The missions. 151 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,862 -We'l| call you. -Do you have my numbers? 152 00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:24,230 No, I mean, we'll call you. 153 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,566 Like, someone will call you. All right? 154 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,968 -From your team. -Okay. All right. 155 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:32,972 It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet. 156 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,710 Bye. 157 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,616 They're gonna call me. 158 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,440 Rise and shine, Midtown Science and Technology. 159 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,542 Don 't forget about your homecoming tickets. 160 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,344 Do you have a date for homecoming? 161 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,646 Thanks, Jason, but I already have a date. 162 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,782 -Okay. -Yeah. 163 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:58,525 Damn it. You, in my office right now. 164 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,479 Join me, and together... 165 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,915 ...we'll build my new LEGO Death Star. 166 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,851 -What? -So lame. 167 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:26,586 That's awesome. How many pieces? 168 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,588 Three thousand eight hundred and three. 169 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:32,250 -That's insane. -I know. You want to build it tonight? 170 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,940 No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark-- 171 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,929 -Stark internship. -Yeah, exactly. 172 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,364 Always got that internship. 173 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,433 Yeah, well, hopefully, soon it‘ll lead to a real job with them. 174 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,102 -That would be so sweet. -Right? 175 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,637 He'd be all, "Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter. 176 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,506 Here's a gold coin." 177 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,176 -I don't know howjobs work. -That's exactly how they work. 178 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,460 |'|| knock out the bones of the Death Star. 179 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,117 I'll come by afterwards. For the most part, the difficult thing is the base of it. 180 00:11:57,283 --> 00:12:00,620 The top half we can knock out in two hours, tops. 181 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:03,790 That'd be great. 182 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,291 I'm gonna be late. 183 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,794 Okay, so how do we calculate linear acceleration... 184 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:11,640 ...between points A and B? 185 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,265 Flash. 186 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,468 It's the product of sine of the angle and gravity divided by mass. 187 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,938 Nope. Peter. You still with us? 188 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,375 Yeah, yeah. 189 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,846 Mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sine. 190 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:30,917 Right. See, Flash, being the fastest isn't always the best if you are wrong. 191 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:32,686 You're dead. 192 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:40,360 Today we're talking about Danish physicist Niels Bohr... 193 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,196 ...but trust me, there's nothing Bohr-ing... 194 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,666 ...about his discoveries regarding quantum theory. 195 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,678 Did Liz get a new top? 196 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:02,615 No. We've seen that before, but never with that skirt. 197 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,618 -Liz, hey. That looks so good. -Hi! 198 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,388 We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy. 199 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,823 Too late. 200 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,658 You guys are losers. 201 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,270 Well, then why do you sit with us? 202 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,762 Because I don't have any friends. 203 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,766 Next question. 204 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,402 What is the heaviest naturally-occurring element? 205 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,671 Hydrogen's the lightest. 206 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,306 That's not the question. Okay. 207 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,674 -Yeah. -Uranium. 208 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,943 Correct. Thank you, Abraham. 209 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,145 -Yes. -Please open your books to page 10. 210 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,514 Peter, it's nationals. 211 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,883 Is there no way you could take one weekend off? 212 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:41,210 I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark needs me, l have to make sure I'm here. 213 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,556 You've never been in the same room as Tony Stark. 214 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:44,991 Wait. What's happening? 215 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,127 -Peter's not going to Washington. -No. 216 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,429 -No, no, no. -Why not? 217 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,331 Really? Right before nationals? 218 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,167 He already quit marching band and robotics lab. 219 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,570 I'm not obsessed with him. Just very observant. 220 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,600 Flash, you're in for Peter. 221 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,275 I don't know. I gotta check my calendar first. 222 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,678 I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up. 223 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,646 That is false. 224 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:10,183 What'd | tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes? 225 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,568 -Hey, what's up? -Hey, man. 226 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,871 What's up, Mr. Delmar? 227 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,573 Hey, Mr. Parker. 228 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,941 Number five, right? 229 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,611 Yeah, and with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks. 230 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,246 You got it, boss. 231 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,948 How's your aunt? 232 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,616 Yeah, she's all right. 233 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,320 She's a very hot Italian woman. 234 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:49,556 How's your daughter? 235 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:54,160 -Ten dollars. -It's 5 dollars. 236 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:58,640 -For that comment, 10 dollars. -Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking. 237 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,567 Here's 5 dollars. 238 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,236 What's up, Murph? 239 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,338 How you doing, buddy? 240 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,608 So how's school? 241 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,744 It's boring. Got better things to do. 242 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,147 Stay in school, kid. Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me. 243 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,884 -This is great. -Best sandwiches in Queens. 244 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,555 Finally. 245 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,620 -What's the matter with you? -Could you hold this? 246 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,564 Thanks. 247 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,901 Hey, is this anybody's bike? No? 248 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,504 -Hey, buddy, is this your bike? -I have no change. 249 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,940 Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen? 250 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,412 Everybody good? 251 00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,753 Hey! 252 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,722 You're that spider guy on YouTube, right? 253 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:03,923 Call me Spider-Man. 254 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,593 Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip. 255 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,330 -Yeah! -Not bad. 256 00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:24,144 Hey, buddy. 257 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,381 -Shou|dn't steal cars, it's bad. -It's my car, dumb***! 258 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,250 Hey! Shut that off! 259 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,452 -Can you tell him it's my car? -l was-- 260 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,188 -| work at nights. Come on. -That's not your car! 261 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,457 -That's his car. -How was I supposed to know? 262 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,993 -He was putting that in the window! -Every day with these alarms! 263 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,290 -Turn it off! -Don't make me come down there, punk. 264 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,832 Hey, Gary. How you doing? 265 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,368 Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother? 266 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,743 I'm good, I'm good. 267 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,346 You have reached the voicemail box of: 268 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,980 Happy Hogan. 269 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,383 Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight. 270 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,180 I stopped a grand theft bicycle. 271 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,754 Couldn't find the owner, so ljust left a note. 272 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,191 I helped this lost, old Dominican lady. 273 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,260 She was really nice and bought me a churro. 274 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,597 ljust feel like I could be doing more. 275 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,967 You know? Just curious when the next real mission's gonna be. 276 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,436 So, yeah, just call me back. 277 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,339 It's Peter. Parker. 278 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,747 Why would I tell him about the churro? 279 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,985 Hey, hey. 280 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:44,824 Okay. 281 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,620 -Can't wait to see this thing. -Finally, something good. 282 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,834 Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy. 283 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,837 -Told you it was worth it. -Okay, go, go, 90- 284 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,710 Oh, nice. 285 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:06,713 We can hit, like, five more places tonight. 286 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:20,460 What's up, guys? You forget your PIN number? 287 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:21,895 You're the Avengers. 288 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,997 What are you guys doing here? 289 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,735 Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys. 290 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,405 I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man. 291 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,508 Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire. 292 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,346 Hey-- 293 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,514 Oh, this feels so weird. 294 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,585 What is that thing? 295 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:50,230 I'm starting to think you're not the Avengers. 296 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,729 911. What’s your emergency? 297 00:19:55,895 --> 00:20:00,500 Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers in a bank on 21st Street. 298 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,502 Let's wrap this up. It's a school night. 299 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,420 So how do jerks like you get tech like this? 300 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,979 No. Wait, wait, wait! 301 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,419 Mr. Delmar. 302 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:23,823 Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here? Is anybody in here? Hello? 303 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,801 Oh, come on. 304 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,238 I gotta-- 305 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,840 -Here, here. -Good, yeah. 306 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,310 Okay. Good. Yes. 307 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,912 Yes-— No. No, put that down. 308 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:49,182 That's worth more than you or me. Yeah? 309 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:52,452 The craziest thing just happened. These guys were robbing an ATM... 310 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,821 -...with high-tech weapons-- -Take a breath. I don't have time... 311 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,856 -...for ATM robberies... -Yeah, but-- 312 00:20:57,570 --> 00:21:00,293 ...or the notes you leave. I have moving day to worry about. 313 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,162 Everything's gotta be out next week. 314 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,965 -Wait. You're moving? Who's moving? -Yeah, don't you watch the news? 315 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:09,436 Tony sold Avengers Tower. We're relocating to a new facility upstate... 316 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,806 -...where hopefully cell service is worse. -But what about me? 317 00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:14,741 What about you? 318 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:17,944 Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me or something big goes down? 319 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,548 -Can [please talk to Mr. Stark? -Stay away from anything dangerous. 320 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,484 I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, okay? 321 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,855 I am responsible. |-- Oh, crap. 322 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,458 -My backpack's gone. -That doesn't sound responsible. 323 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,627 -I'II call you back. -Feel free not to. 324 00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:36,756 What was that? 325 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,325 It's nothing. Nothing. 326 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,194 You're the Spider-Man. 327 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:44,197 -From YouTube. -I'm not. I'm not. 328 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,633 -You were on the ceiling. -No. What are you doing in my room? 329 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,735 May let me in. We were gonna finish the Death Star. 330 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:51,104 You can'tjust bust into my room! 331 00:22:51,271 --> 00:22:54,700 That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster. 332 00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:56,776 Let's go to dinner. Thai? Ned, you want Thai? 333 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,211 -Yes. -No. He's got a thing. 334 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,947 A thing to do after. 335 00:23:01,348 --> 00:23:02,982 Okay. 336 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,819 Maybe put on some clothes. 337 00:23:07,354 --> 00:23:09,322 -Oh, she doesn't know? -Nobody knows. 338 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,758 Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit. That's it. 339 00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:15,128 Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger? 340 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,897 Yeah, basically. 341 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:22,335 You can't tell anybody about this. You gotta keep it a secret. 342 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,371 -Secret? Why? -You know what she's like. 343 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:27,507 If she finds out people try and kill me every night, she won't let me do this. 344 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:28,908 Come on, Ned, please. 345 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:30,777 Okay, okay, okay. 346 00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:33,646 I'll level with you. I can't keep this a secret. 347 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,582 It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. 348 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:38,418 Ned, May cannot know. I cannot do that to her right now. 349 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:42,322 You know? I mean, everything that's happened with her, |-- Please. 350 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:47,360 -Okay. -Just swear it, okay? 351 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:48,862 I swear. 352 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,970 -Thank you. -Yeah. 353 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,166 I can't believe this is happening now. 354 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,601 -Can I try the suit on? -No. 355 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:56,603 How's it work? Magnets? How do you shoot the strings? 356 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,972 -I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow. —Great. 357 00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:01,107 Okay, well, wait, then. 358 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:04,778 How do you do this and the Stark internship? 359 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:08,140 This is the Stark internship. 360 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,251 Just get out of here. 361 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,455 What’s the matter? 362 00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:17,524 Thought you loved larb. 363 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:19,859 It's too larby? 364 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:22,762 Not larby enough. 365 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:27,500 How many times do I have to say "larb" before you talk to me? 366 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,836 You know I larb you. 367 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:33,390 I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired. 368 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:34,240 A lot of work. 369 00:24:34,441 --> 00:24:36,676 The Stark internship. 370 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:40,513 l have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark. 371 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:44,884 You're distracted all the time. He's got you in your head. 372 00:24:45,510 --> 00:24:48,154 -De/mar's Sandwiches was destroyed... -What does he have you doing? 373 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,889 -...in an explosion... -You need to use your instincts. 374 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,193 ...after an ATM robbery was thwarted by Queens' own crime stopper... 375 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,461 What? 376 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,162 ...the Spider-Man. 377 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,665 As the Spider-Man attempted to foil their heist... 378 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:02,502 ...a powerful blast was set off, slicing through the bodega across the street. 379 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,704 Miraculous/y, no one was harmed. 380 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:08,975 If you spot something like that happening, you turn and you run the other way. 381 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:10,877 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. 382 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,345 Six blocks away from us. 383 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,514 I need a new backpack. 384 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:18,118 -What? -I need a new backpack. 385 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:19,819 That‘s five. 386 00:25:21,210 --> 00:25:23,356 -Sticky rice pudding. -We didn't order that. 387 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,358 It's on the house. 388 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,394 Thanks. 389 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,431 That's nice of him. 390 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:34,200 I think he larbs you. 391 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:37,337 You got bit by a spider? 392 00:25:37,504 --> 00:25:38,938 Can it bite me? 393 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,940 Well, it probably would've hurt, right? 394 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,410 Whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'd let it bite me. 395 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:45,178 Maybe. How much did it hurt? 396 00:25:45,345 --> 00:25:47,547 The spider's dead, Ned. 397 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:57,891 You were here? 398 00:25:58,525 --> 00:25:59,993 Yeah. 399 00:26:00,794 --> 00:26:02,796 You could've died. 400 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:07,167 Do you lay eggs? 401 00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:09,690 What? No. 402 00:26:11,471 --> 00:26:14,274 -Can you spit venom? -No. 403 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:16,743 Can you summon an army of spiders? 404 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:17,977 No, Ned. 405 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:21,810 The Sokovia Accords were put into place.... 406 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,516 How far can you shoot your webs? 407 00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:24,918 It's unknown. Shut up. 408 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:26,319 --to begin regulating... 409 00:26:26,486 --> 00:26:28,822 If I was you, I would stand on a building... 410 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:32,359 -...and just shoot it as far as I could-- -Shut up, Ned. 411 00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:36,429 Hi. I’m Captain America. Whether you’re in the classroom or on the battlefield... 412 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,264 -Do you know him too? -Yeah, we met. 413 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:39,899 ...fitness can be the difference between success or failure. 414 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,135 -I stole his shield. -What? 415 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:44,337 Today, my good friend, your gym teacher... 416 00:26:44,504 --> 00:26:47,140 ...will conduct the Captain America Fitness Challenge. 417 00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:48,408 Thank you, Captain. 418 00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:51,611 Pretty sure he's a war criminal, but I have to show these videos. 419 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,980 It's required by the state. Let's do it. 420 00:26:54,147 --> 00:26:55,648 Do Avengers have to pay taxes? 421 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,450 What does Hulk smell like? 422 00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,619 -I bet he smells nice. -You have to shut up. 423 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,489 ls Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa? 424 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:04,557 Ned, just...okay? 425 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:08,228 -Hey, can I be your guy in the chair? -What? 426 00:27:08,428 --> 00:27:10,964 Yeah. You know how there's a guy with a headset... 427 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,966 ...telling the other guy where to go? 428 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,969 If you're in a burning building, I could tell you where to go. 429 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:18,705 There'd be screens around me, and I could swivel around. 430 00:27:18,872 --> 00:27:21,975 -I could be your guy in the chair. -I don't need a guy in the chair. 431 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:23,810 Looking good, Parker. 432 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:29,482 Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor... 433 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,518 ...marry Iron Man and kill Hulk. 434 00:27:31,685 --> 00:27:33,520 Well, what about the Spider-Man? 435 00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:34,888 It's just Spider-Man. 436 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:38,291 Did you see the bank security cam on YouTube? He fought off four guys. 437 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,293 Oh, my God, she's crushing on Spider—Man. 438 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:41,528 No way. 439 00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:43,730 -Kind of. -Oh, gross. 440 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,968 Like, what if he's seriously burned? 441 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,838 I wouldn't care. I'd love him for the person he is inside. 442 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:53,873 Peter knows Spider-Man. 443 00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,845 No, I don't. No. |-- I mean-- 444 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,348 They're friends. 445 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:04,484 Yeah, like Coach Wilson and Captain America are friends. 446 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:07,354 I've met him, yeah. A couple times. 447 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:08,888 But it's... 448 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:11,758 ...through the Stark internship. 449 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:15,562 Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it. 450 00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:17,597 Well, that's awesome. Hey, you know what? 451 00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:20,433 Maybe you should invite him to Liz's party. Right? 452 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,903 Yeah, I'm having people over tonight. You're more than welcome to come. 453 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:26,473 -Having a party? -Yeah, it's gonna be dope. 454 00:28:26,673 --> 00:28:29,442 You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-Man. 455 00:28:29,609 --> 00:28:31,144 It's okay. 456 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:34,470 I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so.... 457 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:36,490 Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker? 458 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:43,890 What are you doing? 459 00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:45,558 Helping you out. 460 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,293 Did you not hear her? 461 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:49,929 Liz has a crush on you. 462 00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:54,434 Dude, you're an Avenger. 463 00:28:54,601 --> 00:28:58,471 If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it's you. 464 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,277 House party in the suburbs. 465 00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:07,814 Oh, I remember these. Kind ofjealous. 466 00:29:07,981 --> 00:29:10,216 It'll be a night to remember. 467 00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:13,486 Ned, some hats wear men. You wear that hat. 468 00:29:13,653 --> 00:29:15,622 Yeah, it gives me confidence. 469 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:16,990 This is a mistake. 470 00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,425 Hey, let's just go home. 471 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,600 Oh, Peter. 472 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:22,962 I know. I know it's really hard... 473 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:26,366 ...trying to fit in with all the changes your body's going through. 474 00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:27,600 It's flowering now. 475 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,838 He's so stressed out lately. 476 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,606 What helps with stress is a party. 477 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,643 -We should go to the party. -Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go. 478 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:39,679 Peter. 479 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:42,682 -Have fun, okay? Okay. -I will. 480 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:44,718 Bye, May. 481 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,722 Dude, you have the suit, right? 482 00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:51,157 -Yeah. -This is gonna change our lives. 483 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,997 -Annie, over here! -Hey. 484 00:29:58,164 --> 00:29:59,332 Hey. 485 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:04,337 DJ Flash. 486 00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:07,474 Okay. We're gonna have Spider-Man swing in... 487 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,611 ...say you guys are tight, and I get a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs. 488 00:30:11,778 --> 00:30:13,880 Can't believe you're at this lame party. 489 00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:15,281 But you're here too. 490 00:30:16,449 --> 00:30:17,984 Am I? 491 00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,755 Oh, my gosh. 492 00:30:21,955 --> 00:30:23,723 Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned. 493 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,658 -Hi, Liz. -Hi, Liz. 494 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,694 I'm so happy you guys came. 495 00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:30,363 There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself. 496 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:33,833 -What a great party. -Thanks. 497 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:37,737 Oh, |-- 498 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,573 My parents will kill me if anything's broken. I gotta-- 499 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,208 -Yeah. -Have fun. 500 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,513 Dude, what are you doing? 501 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,748 She's here. Spider it up. 502 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,551 No, no, no. I can't-- I cannot do this. 503 00:30:51,718 --> 00:30:53,953 Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay? 504 00:30:54,154 --> 00:30:56,790 Look, I'm just gonna be myself. 505 00:30:57,557 --> 00:30:59,259 Peter, no one wants that. 506 00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:01,227 Dude. 507 00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:06,533 So where's your pal Spider-Man? 508 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,235 Let me guess: In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend? 509 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:14,874 That's not Spider-Man. That's just Ned in a red shirt. 510 00:31:22,682 --> 00:31:24,584 "Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man. 511 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:27,787 Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter. 512 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:30,123 Oh, what's up, Ned? Hey, where's Peter, anyways? 513 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:32,125 He must be around...." 514 00:31:36,696 --> 00:31:39,566 God, this is stupid. What am I doing? 515 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:49,776 What the hell? 516 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:12,332 This sucks. 517 00:32:17,804 --> 00:32:21,908 Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia. 518 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:23,343 Here. You try. 519 00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:28,314 I wanted something low-key. Why are you trying to upsell me, man? 520 00:32:28,481 --> 00:32:30,583 Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right? 521 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:33,520 I got tons of great stuff here. One sec. 522 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:38,758 Okay, I got black hole grenades, Chitauri railguns.... 523 00:32:38,925 --> 00:32:40,994 You letting off shots in public now? Hurry up. 524 00:32:41,161 --> 00:32:44,798 Look, times are changing. We're the only ones selling these high-tech weapons. 525 00:32:45,765 --> 00:32:48,201 This must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff. 526 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:52,739 I need something to stick up somebody. I'm not trying to shoot them back in time. 527 00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:55,141 I got antigrav climbers. 528 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,376 Yo, climbers? 529 00:32:58,878 --> 00:33:00,180 Okay, what the hell is that? 530 00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:04,351 -Did you set us up? -Hey, hey, man. 531 00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:10,690 Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot at somebody, shoot at me. 532 00:33:10,857 --> 00:33:11,991 All right. 533 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:26,606 What was that? 534 00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:40,920 -We gotta call him. -No, no, no. 535 00:33:46,726 --> 00:33:47,894 Did you just do it again? 536 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,230 -Shut up. -I'm calling him. 537 00:33:59,272 --> 00:34:01,307 Toomes's phone. 538 00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:03,877 Boss. 539 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,145 Oh, my butt! 540 00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:27,967 Great. Guess I'm gonna have to take a shortcut. 541 00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:32,806 Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun. 542 00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:34,741 Hey, hey, buddy. 543 00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:37,410 Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch. 544 00:34:39,279 --> 00:34:41,748 Now, this is more like it. 545 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,528 Smells really good. 546 00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:01,167 Great movie! 547 00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:08,274 Oh, hey, guys. 548 00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:11,344 No! No! 549 00:35:11,511 --> 00:35:14,247 Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message. 550 00:35:14,414 --> 00:35:15,882 Peter, where are you? 551 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:17,951 The hat's not working. This is not cool. 552 00:35:18,985 --> 00:35:20,987 Almost got you. 553 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,468 Thought you got away from me, didn't you? 554 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:37,837 I got you right where I want you. 555 00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:40,840 Surprise! 556 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:45,912 What the hell? 557 00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:34,928 Oh, hey. 558 00:36:38,398 --> 00:36:41,434 And then he just, like, swooped down like a monster... 559 00:36:41,601 --> 00:36:45,138 ...and picked me up, and took me up like a thousand feet and just dropped me. 560 00:36:45,672 --> 00:36:48,141 How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit? 561 00:36:48,341 --> 00:36:50,176 I put everything in your suit. 562 00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:51,678 Including this heater. 563 00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:57,350 That's better. Thanks. 564 00:36:57,517 --> 00:36:58,651 What were you thinking? 565 00:36:58,852 --> 00:37:02,122 The guy with wings is the source of the weapons. I gotta take him down. 566 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:03,957 Take him down now, huh? 567 00:37:04,124 --> 00:37:06,926 Crockett, there are people who handle this sort of thing. 568 00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:09,929 -The Avengers? -No. This is a little below their pay grade. 569 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,980 Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come out here. 570 00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:13,666 I had that. l was fine. 571 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:17,270 Oh, I’m not here. 572 00:37:18,138 --> 00:37:19,939 Thank God this place has Wi-Fi... 573 00:37:20,106 --> 00:37:21,908 ...or you would be toast right now. 574 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:25,780 Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers. 575 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:27,414 Look, forget the flying vulture guy, please. 576 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:28,615 -Why? -Why? 577 00:37:28,782 --> 00:37:30,817 Because I said so! 578 00:37:30,984 --> 00:37:33,987 Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager. 579 00:37:34,154 --> 00:37:35,622 Stay close to the ground. 580 00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:39,826 Build up your game helping little people, like that lady that bought you the churro. 581 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:43,363 Can't you just be a friendly... 582 00:37:43,997 --> 00:37:45,365 ...neighborhood Spider-Man? 583 00:37:45,565 --> 00:37:47,267 But I'm ready for more than that now. 584 00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:48,802 No, you're not. 585 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:51,271 That's not what you thought when I took on Captain America. 586 00:37:51,438 --> 00:37:54,400 Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted to lay you out, he would've. 587 00:37:54,474 --> 00:37:58,978 Listen to me. If you come across these weapons again, call Happy. 588 00:37:59,145 --> 00:38:00,613 Are you driving? 589 00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:03,783 You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college. 590 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:05,685 I got some pull at MIT. End call. 591 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,555 No, I don't need to go to-- 592 00:38:08,755 --> 00:38:10,790 Mr. Stark is no longer connected. 593 00:38:13,493 --> 00:38:15,328 That's awesome. 594 00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:21,434 "Stay close to the ground"? What is he talking about? 595 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,155 Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back. 596 00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:45,525 Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn't come. Listen. 597 00:38:50,964 --> 00:38:53,199 Sorry, Peter. lguess we're still losers. 598 00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:56,269 -l'll see you tomorrow. -|'|| see you tomorrow in school. 599 00:39:36,343 --> 00:39:38,440 Idiots. 600 00:39:38,878 --> 00:39:39,979 Idiots. 601 00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:41,715 Idiots! 602 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:43,583 Boss? 603 00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:47,220 Your wife keeps texting you. Something about a brake light. 604 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:49,789 What'd I tell you about looking at my phone? 605 00:39:49,956 --> 00:39:51,224 Sorry. You left it out. 606 00:39:55,261 --> 00:39:58,264 I finished designing that high-altitude vacuum seal. 607 00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:02,502 In case you want to, you know, go for the big one? 608 00:40:02,702 --> 00:40:04,738 You're still on that? I told you, no. 609 00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:06,439 The answer's no. Forget it. 610 00:40:18,151 --> 00:40:20,587 I mean, that was bad***. 611 00:40:23,223 --> 00:40:27,930 How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open? 612 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,796 -You said, move the merchandise. -Under the radar. 613 00:40:29,963 --> 00:40:31,164 Under the radar! 614 00:40:31,331 --> 00:40:33,990 That's how we survive. 615 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:36,603 If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through. 616 00:40:37,237 --> 00:40:40,173 You're out there wearing that goofy thing, lighting up cars... 617 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:41,841 ...calling yourself the Shocker. 618 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,145 "I'm the Shocker. I shook people." What is this, pro wrestling? 619 00:40:45,311 --> 00:40:47,113 Whatever, old man. Come on. 620 00:40:48,581 --> 00:40:49,983 Look. 621 00:40:50,150 --> 00:40:51,551 Look. 622 00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:54,387 I know you don't give a crap about anything. 623 00:40:54,587 --> 00:40:56,189 But I do. 624 00:40:56,356 --> 00:40:59,492 I built this whole place because I got people I have to look after. 625 00:40:59,659 --> 00:41:02,862 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 626 00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:06,533 You know what? 627 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:09,369 I can't afford your bullshit. 628 00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:11,400 -Get out of here. -What? 629 00:41:11,171 --> 00:41:14,474 -You're done. You're off the crew. -Yeah, all right. 630 00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:16,376 All right. 631 00:41:16,543 --> 00:41:18,978 Wonder if you can afford me out there, though, right? 632 00:41:19,145 --> 00:41:20,980 With everything I know. 633 00:41:21,948 --> 00:41:24,784 -Excuse me? -I'm just saying... 634 00:41:25,118 --> 00:41:28,755 ...maybe your wife would like to know where you really get your money from. 635 00:41:29,556 --> 00:41:31,191 -You know what? -What? 636 00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:32,726 You're right. 637 00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:34,361 -That work? -I don't know. 638 00:41:35,662 --> 00:41:37,197 I can't afford that. 639 00:41:38,398 --> 00:41:39,899 Wait. 640 00:41:46,539 --> 00:41:48,410 Damn. 641 00:41:50,643 --> 00:41:53,130 -I thought this was the antigravity gun. -What? 642 00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:54,247 No, that's that one. 643 00:42:07,727 --> 00:42:08,762 Here. 644 00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:13,933 Now you're the Shocker. Go out there and find that weapon he lost. 645 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,135 All right. 646 00:42:24,577 --> 00:42:26,379 Hey, thanks for bailing on me. 647 00:42:26,546 --> 00:42:28,515 Yeah, well, something came up. 648 00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:29,883 What is that? 649 00:42:30,283 --> 00:42:32,819 I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it. 650 00:42:33,190 --> 00:42:34,454 -Seriously? -Yeah. 651 00:42:34,621 --> 00:42:36,890 Awesome. 652 00:42:36,256 --> 00:42:39,359 I mean, not awesome. Totally uncool of that guy. 653 00:42:39,526 --> 00:42:41,294 So scary. 654 00:42:42,629 --> 00:42:44,297 Well, look, I think it's... 655 00:42:44,464 --> 00:42:45,932 ...a power source. 656 00:42:46,990 --> 00:42:48,702 Yeah, but it's connected to all these microprocessors. 657 00:42:48,868 --> 00:42:52,720 That's an inductive charging plate. That's what I use to charge my toothbrush. 658 00:42:52,238 --> 00:42:55,275 Whoever's making these weapons is combining alien tech with ours. 659 00:42:55,442 --> 00:42:59,312 That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. 660 00:42:59,479 --> 00:43:02,515 I just want to thank you for letting me be part of yourjourney... 661 00:43:02,716 --> 00:43:05,850 ...into this amazing-- 662 00:43:07,654 --> 00:43:10,690 Keep your fingers clear of the blades. 663 00:43:12,826 --> 00:43:14,961 I gotta figure out what this is and who makes it. 664 00:43:15,128 --> 00:43:17,330 We'll go to the lab after class and run tests. 665 00:43:17,497 --> 00:43:18,798 Let's do it. 666 00:43:26,272 --> 00:43:28,541 First, we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer. 667 00:43:28,742 --> 00:43:31,177 We gotta come up with a better name than "glowy thingy." 668 00:43:31,344 --> 00:43:32,445 You're right. 669 00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:35,480 Crap. 670 00:43:35,682 --> 00:43:37,150 Come on, come on, come on. 671 00:43:41,821 --> 00:43:43,356 High schools creep me out. 672 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:46,260 They got this funny smell, you know? 673 00:43:46,192 --> 00:43:48,495 Hey, that's one of the guys that tried to kill me. 674 00:43:48,661 --> 00:43:49,696 What? 675 00:43:49,863 --> 00:43:51,364 -Yeah. -We gotta get out of here. 676 00:43:51,531 --> 00:43:53,400 No, no, no. I gotta follow them. 677 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,169 They can lead me to the guy that dropped me in the lake. 678 00:43:56,336 --> 00:43:58,571 -Someone dropped you in a lake? -Yeah, it was not good. 679 00:44:00,607 --> 00:44:02,800 -Peter—- -No. Stay there, Ned. 680 00:44:02,175 --> 00:44:03,777 Peter. 681 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,480 What are you doing? 682 00:44:08,214 --> 00:44:09,482 Nothing. 683 00:44:09,649 --> 00:44:11,818 Yeah. You good? 684 00:44:11,985 --> 00:44:13,190 Chess. 685 00:44:15,989 --> 00:44:19,392 Man, can you imagine what the boss would say if he knew where we were? 686 00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:21,661 It's saying there was an energy pulse here. 687 00:44:21,828 --> 00:44:23,229 There's no sign of the weapon. 688 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:26,366 -And even if it was here, now it's gone. -So are we. 689 00:44:58,998 --> 00:45:01,901 This is so awesome. 690 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,903 I know, right? 691 00:45:07,107 --> 00:45:08,908 They're in Brooklyn. 692 00:45:13,790 --> 00:45:15,480 Staten Island. 693 00:45:20,754 --> 00:45:22,655 Leaving Jersey. 694 00:45:30,196 --> 00:45:31,931 They stopped. 695 00:45:34,634 --> 00:45:35,735 Maryland? 696 00:45:35,902 --> 00:45:38,138 -What's there? -I don't know. 697 00:45:38,304 --> 00:45:39,339 Evil lair? 698 00:45:39,906 --> 00:45:41,941 -They have a lair? -A gang with alien guns... 699 00:45:42,108 --> 00:45:43,910 ...run by a guy with wings? Yeah. 700 00:45:44,770 --> 00:45:45,478 Bad***. 701 00:45:45,645 --> 00:45:48,515 But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away? 702 00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:53,386 It's not too far from DC. 703 00:45:54,454 --> 00:45:55,588 -Hey, it's Peter. -Guys. 704 00:45:55,755 --> 00:45:56,790 -Peter? -Hey, buddy. 705 00:45:56,956 --> 00:45:58,825 l was hoping I could rejoin the team. 706 00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:00,627 No, no way. You can't quit on us... 707 00:46:00,794 --> 00:46:03,430 ...stroll up and be welcomed back by everyone. 708 00:46:03,596 --> 00:46:06,466 Hey, welcome back! Flash, you're back to first alternate. 709 00:46:06,633 --> 00:46:07,967 -What? -He's taking your place. 710 00:46:08,134 --> 00:46:09,502 Excuse me, can we go already? 711 00:46:09,669 --> 00:46:13,473 l was hoping to get in some protesting in front of an embassy before dinner. 712 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,109 Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus. 713 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:21,348 Focus up. Our next topic is the moons of Saturn. 714 00:46:21,815 --> 00:46:23,450 The second law of thermodynamics. 715 00:46:23,983 --> 00:46:25,885 -Frank Sinatra. -Fort Sumter. 716 00:46:26,619 --> 00:46:28,888 -Flash is wrong. -Okay, let's focus. Next one. 717 00:46:29,890 --> 00:46:30,423 Liz, don't overwork them. 718 00:46:30,924 --> 00:46:32,625 Strontium, barium, vibranium. 719 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:34,661 Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back. 720 00:46:34,828 --> 00:46:36,296 Glad to be back. 721 00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:40,133 -What is the current standard unit of--? -Can I take this real quick? 722 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,801 Yeah, fine. 723 00:46:41,968 --> 00:46:43,737 -He|lo? -Got a blip on my screen here. 724 00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:44,971 You left New York? 725 00:46:45,138 --> 00:46:46,740 -Okay, focus up, everyone. -Tracker. 726 00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:49,420 Yeah, it's just a school trip. It's nothing. 727 00:46:49,209 --> 00:46:51,644 Happy, I gotta say, tracking me without permission... 728 00:46:51,811 --> 00:46:53,580 ...is a complete violation of privacy. 729 00:46:54,381 --> 00:46:56,116 -That's different. -What's different? 730 00:46:56,282 --> 00:46:58,718 Nothing. Look, it's just the Academic Decathlon. 731 00:46:58,885 --> 00:47:01,988 -It's no big deal. -Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal. 732 00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:06,726 Sounds like no big deal, but remember, I'm watching you. 733 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:20,707 -Everyone stick together. -Yeah. 734 00:47:21,207 --> 00:47:23,430 You kidding me? This place is huge. 735 00:47:23,209 --> 00:47:25,812 -|'ve seen bigger. -There's a bird in here. 736 00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:29,215 -Hey, you brought your laptop, right? -Why? 737 00:47:37,257 --> 00:47:38,625 Peter... 738 00:47:38,825 --> 00:47:41,795 ...why are we removing the tracker from your suit? 739 00:47:43,396 --> 00:47:46,433 I gotta follow these guys to their boss before they move again... 740 00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:49,569 ...and I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it. 741 00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:51,571 So you're lying to Iron Man now? 742 00:47:51,738 --> 00:47:53,373 No, I'm not lying. 743 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:56,142 He just doesn't really get what I can do yet. 744 00:48:00,747 --> 00:48:02,248 Gotcha. 745 00:48:02,415 --> 00:48:06,586 All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp. 746 00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:12,592 There's a ton of other subsystems in here... 747 00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:16,396 ...but they're all disabled by the Training Wheels Protocol. 748 00:48:16,563 --> 00:48:17,664 What? 749 00:48:17,864 --> 00:48:21,468 "Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off. 750 00:48:21,634 --> 00:48:24,571 I don't think that's a good idea. They're blocked for a reason. 751 00:48:24,971 --> 00:48:27,307 Come on, man, I don't need training wheels. 752 00:48:27,474 --> 00:48:29,843 I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time. 753 00:48:30,430 --> 00:48:32,312 -It's not cool. -But you are a kid. 754 00:48:32,479 --> 00:48:34,581 A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands. 755 00:48:34,748 --> 00:48:38,485 Peter, ljust don't think this is a great idea. I mean, what if this is illegal? 756 00:48:38,651 --> 00:48:41,621 Look, please. This is my chance to prove myself. 757 00:48:41,788 --> 00:48:43,523 I can handle it. Ned, come on. 758 00:48:43,723 --> 00:48:46,426 -I don't think this is a good idea. -The guy in the chair. 759 00:48:46,893 --> 00:48:49,290 -Don't do that. -Come on. 760 00:49:03,143 --> 00:49:05,450 The glowy thing, it's evidence. Keep it safe. 761 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:06,813 -All right? -Okay. Okay. 762 00:49:08,448 --> 00:49:09,983 -They're moving. —Be careful. 763 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,689 -Hey, Liz. -Perfect timing. 764 00:49:16,156 --> 00:49:17,290 We're gonna go swimming. 765 00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:19,125 -Come on, come on, come on. -What? 766 00:49:19,793 --> 00:49:21,528 -Hey, Peter. -Hi. 767 00:49:21,761 --> 00:49:23,960 Hey. 768 00:49:23,730 --> 00:49:27,567 l was—- I was gonna go study in the business center. 769 00:49:27,734 --> 00:49:30,700 You don't need to. You're the smartest guy I've ever met. 770 00:49:30,236 --> 00:49:31,538 And besides... 771 00:49:31,705 --> 00:49:35,475 ...a rebellious group activity the day before competition is good for morale. 772 00:49:36,943 --> 00:49:39,450 Well, I read that in a TED Talk, 30-- 773 00:49:39,212 --> 00:49:41,448 |-- I heard it in a TED Talk. 774 00:49:41,614 --> 00:49:43,550 And | read a coaching book. 775 00:49:44,617 --> 00:49:46,720 You really—- This is really important to you. 776 00:49:46,886 --> 00:49:48,755 Yeah. It's our future. 777 00:49:48,922 --> 00:49:50,323 I'm not gonna screw it up. 778 00:49:51,391 --> 00:49:55,261 Besides, we raided the minibar and these candy bars were, like, $11. 779 00:49:55,428 --> 00:49:58,665 -So get your trunks on and come on. -Come on. 780 00:49:58,865 --> 00:50:00,967 -Come on. -I'm coming, I'm coming. 781 00:50:01,134 --> 00:50:02,168 Let's go. 782 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,328 -Good evening, Peter. -He|lo? Hello? 783 00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:31,431 Congratulations on completing the Training Wheels Protocol... 784 00:50:31,598 --> 00:50:34,134 ...and gaining access to your suit's full capabilities. 785 00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:35,902 Thank you. 786 00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:37,904 Where would you like to take me tonight? 787 00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:40,774 I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy. 788 00:50:40,940 --> 00:50:42,976 Tracker located. 789 00:50:43,443 --> 00:50:45,679 Plotting course to intercept target. 790 00:50:45,845 --> 00:50:48,948 As long as I make it back in time for decathlon, it's fine. 791 00:50:56,956 --> 00:50:59,659 One hundred meters from destination and closing. 792 00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:01,661 Jump now. 793 00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:08,168 Detecting three individuals. 794 00:51:09,102 --> 00:51:12,505 Why is their secret lair in a gas station? That's so lame. 795 00:51:16,543 --> 00:51:18,311 Hey, suit lady, what are they doing? 796 00:51:18,478 --> 00:51:19,746 Do you want to hear what they're saying? 797 00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:22,382 I can hear what they're saying? Yeah. 798 00:51:22,549 --> 00:51:24,484 Activating Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode. 799 00:51:24,651 --> 00:51:27,554 I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup. The rest is my design. 800 00:51:27,721 --> 00:51:29,550 Whoa, that's so cool. 801 00:51:29,222 --> 00:51:31,570 Can't believe they're still cleaning up that Triskelion mess. 802 00:51:31,224 --> 00:51:33,226 I love it. They keep making messes... 803 00:51:33,393 --> 00:51:35,762 -...we keep getting rich. -Target inbound. 804 00:51:35,962 --> 00:51:37,564 They're in the middle of a heist. 805 00:51:37,731 --> 00:51:39,899 I could catch them red-handed. This is awesome. 806 00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:42,369 Okay, I'll get closer to see what's happening. 807 00:51:42,535 --> 00:51:45,238 Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode? 808 00:51:45,405 --> 00:51:47,741 "Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah. 809 00:51:47,907 --> 00:51:49,376 Activating Instant Kill. 810 00:51:49,542 --> 00:51:51,644 No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody. 811 00:51:51,811 --> 00:51:54,800 Deactivating Instant Kill. 812 00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,785 Did you hear that? 813 00:51:59,219 --> 00:52:01,187 What the hell just happened? What was that? 814 00:52:01,354 --> 00:52:03,757 You jumped off the sign and landed on your face. 815 00:52:06,359 --> 00:52:07,627 What's wrong with my web-shooters? 816 00:52:07,827 --> 00:52:10,163 Rapid-fire is the default for Enhanced Combat Mode. 817 00:52:10,330 --> 00:52:13,330 -Why would I need rapid-fire? -Wou/d you like to see more options? 818 00:52:13,199 --> 00:52:16,202 You have 576 possible web-shooter combinations. 819 00:52:16,603 --> 00:52:18,710 Mr. Stark really overdid it. 820 00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:19,406 You two wait right here. 821 00:52:19,572 --> 00:52:21,708 Wait. You're gonna want to turn on the dampers. 822 00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:25,211 -That thing will shatter your arm. -All right, where's the dampers? 823 00:52:25,378 --> 00:52:27,470 -That one. -Great choice. 824 00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:29,783 Would you like me to set this as your new default? 825 00:52:31,217 --> 00:52:32,318 No, no, no. 826 00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:35,550 -Push that in. No, the other-- -Here? This one here? 827 00:52:35,221 --> 00:52:37,557 -What was that? -Taser webs. 828 00:52:37,724 --> 00:52:39,559 Taser webs? I don't want Taser webs. 829 00:52:39,726 --> 00:52:42,228 You seem to be unfamiliar with your web-shooter settings. 830 00:52:42,729 --> 00:52:44,431 Would you like to run a refresher course? 831 00:52:44,597 --> 00:52:46,933 -No. Just—— You choose. -Sure thing. 832 00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:49,769 Six-alpha-niner, are you running on time? 833 00:52:49,936 --> 00:52:53,406 Copy, central. Six-alpha-niner on schedule. 834 00:52:56,109 --> 00:52:58,780 -I got a visual. -Green light, green light. 835 00:53:02,649 --> 00:53:03,950 Oh, that's him. 836 00:53:07,721 --> 00:53:09,756 Okay. I got eyes on the convoy. 837 00:53:09,923 --> 00:53:11,324 Pulling in behind the caboose. 838 00:53:13,126 --> 00:53:14,160 Deploy anchors. 839 00:53:24,971 --> 00:53:26,306 Dropping down. 840 00:53:28,908 --> 00:53:30,810 No outgoing distress signals. You're clear. 841 00:53:32,779 --> 00:53:36,490 Hey. Looks like they got some good stuff here. 842 00:53:44,657 --> 00:53:47,360 Cool. It's like some kind of matter phase shifter. 843 00:53:51,998 --> 00:53:53,900 All right, coming up. 844 00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:01,374 Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you. 845 00:54:02,676 --> 00:54:04,177 Oh, God. 846 00:54:10,984 --> 00:54:13,486 -Suit lady, what was that?! -You told me to choose. 847 00:54:14,487 --> 00:54:17,230 What? No, just set everything back to normal. 848 00:54:17,524 --> 00:54:19,426 Activating all systems. 849 00:54:36,343 --> 00:54:37,377 My head. 850 00:54:37,544 --> 00:54:40,347 You appear to have a mild concussion. 851 00:54:42,549 --> 00:54:45,719 Hey, so where am I right now? 852 00:54:45,885 --> 00:54:47,200 I'm not sure. 853 00:54:47,554 --> 00:54:49,723 The container walls are hindering my sensors. 854 00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:52,759 Wait a minute. 855 00:54:52,926 --> 00:54:56,463 They must have hijacked the truck and taken me to their evil lair. 856 00:54:56,996 --> 00:55:00,400 Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one. 857 00:55:00,767 --> 00:55:02,802 Three, two, one. 858 00:55:09,376 --> 00:55:11,770 What is this place? 859 00:55:11,244 --> 00:55:12,479 Suit lady, where am I? 860 00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:15,448 You’re in the most secure facility on the eastern seaboard. 861 00:55:15,615 --> 00:55:17,350 The Damage Control deep storage vault. 862 00:55:17,517 --> 00:55:19,986 No. Seriously? 863 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,325 The door will most likely remain closed until morning. 864 00:55:25,525 --> 00:55:26,793 Morning? 865 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:32,650 Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad calling you "suit lady," you know? 866 00:55:32,232 --> 00:55:34,501 I think I should probably give you a name. 867 00:55:34,701 --> 00:55:37,370 Like Liz. No, no, no. 868 00:55:37,203 --> 00:55:39,172 God, that's-- That's weird. 869 00:55:39,372 --> 00:55:41,741 What about Karen? 870 00:55:42,142 --> 00:55:43,977 You can call me Karen if you would like. 871 00:55:44,144 --> 00:55:47,280 Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do? 872 00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,349 What? 873 00:55:49,549 --> 00:55:51,451 Maybe we should run that refresher course. 874 00:55:51,618 --> 00:55:53,787 Ricochet web. -Ricochet web. 875 00:55:53,953 --> 00:55:56,823 -Cool. -Splitter web. 876 00:55:57,991 --> 00:56:00,860 -Web grenade. -Web grenade! 877 00:56:02,629 --> 00:56:05,298 Should Itell Liz that I'm Spider-Man? 878 00:56:05,465 --> 00:56:06,499 Who is Liz? 879 00:56:06,666 --> 00:56:09,335 Who's Liz? She's-- 880 00:56:09,502 --> 00:56:10,970 She's the best. She's awesome. 881 00:56:11,137 --> 00:56:13,840 She's just a girl who goes to my school. 882 00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:15,410 And-- 883 00:56:15,241 --> 00:56:19,145 Yeah, |just—— I really want to tell her, but it's kind of weird, you know? 884 00:56:19,312 --> 00:56:22,515 "Hey, I'm Spider-Man." 885 00:56:22,682 --> 00:56:23,817 What’s weird about that? 886 00:56:23,983 --> 00:56:26,190 What if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? 887 00:56:26,186 --> 00:56:28,188 Imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me. 888 00:56:28,355 --> 00:56:31,891 Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all. 889 00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:33,560 Thanks, Karen. 890 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,496 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to. 891 00:56:36,663 --> 00:56:38,498 Hey, how long we been here anyways? 892 00:56:38,665 --> 00:56:40,533 -Thirty-seven minutes. -What?! 893 00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:42,435 Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane. 894 00:56:42,602 --> 00:56:46,239 I cannot take this anymore. I got to-- I gotta get out of here. 895 00:56:48,174 --> 00:56:51,110 There's got to be something in here I can use. 896 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:53,813 Okay, let's see. 897 00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:55,515 Nope. 898 00:56:56,716 --> 00:56:57,884 That's awesome. 899 00:56:59,519 --> 00:57:00,987 Hey, it's like the glowy thing. 900 00:57:01,154 --> 00:57:04,157 That glowy thing is an explosive Chitauri energy core. 901 00:57:04,324 --> 00:57:06,326 You mean, we've been carrying around a bomb? 902 00:57:06,493 --> 00:57:10,196 It would require radiation to transform it into an explosive state. 903 00:57:11,197 --> 00:57:13,330 No, no, no. 904 00:57:16,903 --> 00:57:19,773 Hey! Please! Please, somebody let me out! Hey! 905 00:57:19,973 --> 00:57:21,875 Karen, you have to help me override that time lock. 906 00:57:22,642 --> 00:57:24,611 Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it. 907 00:57:24,811 --> 00:57:26,279 Trial unsuccessful. 908 00:57:26,479 --> 00:57:29,115 Okay, we're just gonna have to try every sequence. 909 00:57:31,718 --> 00:57:34,854 Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late. Come on, let's go. 910 00:57:35,210 --> 00:57:37,290 Okay. Hold on, hold on. 911 00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:44,197 Initiating trial 24 7. 912 00:57:44,731 --> 00:57:46,990 It worked. It works. 913 00:57:58,545 --> 00:58:02,148 Please be sure all cell phones are turned off. 914 00:58:02,349 --> 00:58:03,383 Thank you. 915 00:58:03,550 --> 00:58:05,418 Karen, get me to decathlon as fast as possible. 916 00:58:05,585 --> 00:58:06,720 Sure thing. Just tell me where it is. 917 00:58:06,886 --> 00:58:08,555 Across the street from the Washington Monument. 918 00:58:08,722 --> 00:58:11,691 -It's Ned. Leave a message. -Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb! 919 00:58:17,297 --> 00:58:19,632 There 's a vehicle approaching on your right. 920 00:58:19,799 --> 00:58:22,350 We have now entered sudden death. 921 00:58:22,202 --> 00:58:24,971 The next correct answer wins the championship. 922 00:58:29,309 --> 00:58:31,244 Midtown Tech? 923 00:58:31,411 --> 00:58:33,130 Zero. 924 00:58:33,213 --> 00:58:34,247 That is correct. 925 00:58:34,981 --> 00:58:37,283 Midtown takes the championship. 926 00:58:38,785 --> 00:58:40,787 -We won. -You guys, I am so proud of you. 927 00:58:40,954 --> 00:58:44,124 -Told you we didn't need Peter. -Flash, you didn't answer a question. 928 00:58:44,290 --> 00:58:47,260 -Taking it all in, Michelle? -Oh, yeah, ljust-- 929 00:58:47,427 --> 00:58:49,763 I don't want to celebrate something that was built by slaves. 930 00:58:49,929 --> 00:58:52,399 I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by-- 931 00:58:55,835 --> 00:58:56,870 Okay. 932 00:58:57,337 --> 00:58:59,506 -Enjoy your book. -Thanks. 933 00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:04,544 -Oh, Ned, you're alive. -Peter, are you okay? 934 00:59:04,744 --> 00:59:06,312 Where's the glowy thing? The glowy thing? 935 00:59:06,479 --> 00:59:10,830 -|t's safe. It's in my backpack. -Ned, listen, the glowy thing is dangerous. 936 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:11,818 You missed the decathlon. I covered for you. 937 00:59:11,985 --> 00:59:13,887 -Listen. -We're at the Washington Monument. 938 00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:15,455 -Peter, is that you? -Hey, Liz. 939 00:59:15,622 --> 00:59:17,230 -Is that Liz? -Put Ned back on the phone. 940 00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:20,326 -You should tell her how you feel. -You flake. You are lucky we won. 941 00:59:20,493 --> 00:59:24,970 I want to be mad, but I'm more worried. Like, what is going on with you? 942 00:59:24,264 --> 00:59:25,732 I have to talk to Ned. It's important. 943 00:59:25,932 --> 00:59:28,168 -All items on the belt, please. -There's something in Ned’s backpack. 944 00:59:28,334 --> 00:59:30,437 It's dangerous. Don 't let it go through x-ray. 945 00:59:33,340 --> 00:59:35,508 Liz? Liz! Damn it. 946 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,314 Can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled? 947 00:59:45,518 --> 00:59:51,257 The Washington Monument is 555 feet, five and one-eighth inches tall. 948 00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:56,290 Notice how the marble and granite are cut around the stone. 949 01:00:03,470 --> 01:00:05,872 No, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there? 950 01:00:06,873 --> 01:00:08,375 The Chitauri core has detonated... 951 01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,543 ...and caused severe structural damage to the elevator. 952 01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:11,911 -Oh, no. -My friends are up there. 953 01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:14,614 What? Don't worry, ma'am, everything's gonna be okay. 954 01:00:14,814 --> 01:00:16,883 Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my God, that's tall. 955 01:00:22,989 --> 01:00:24,457 Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling. 956 01:00:24,657 --> 01:00:26,126 Just stay calm, everyone. 957 01:00:26,326 --> 01:00:27,961 Oh, we are all going to die here. 958 01:00:30,597 --> 01:00:33,266 Estimating 10 minutes before catastrophic failure. 959 01:00:33,433 --> 01:00:34,934 We're freaking screwed. 960 01:00:35,101 --> 01:00:38,238 Okay, I know that was scary, but our safety systems are working. 961 01:00:38,405 --> 01:00:40,807 The safety systems are completely failing. 962 01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:42,642 We're very safe in here. 963 01:00:42,842 --> 01:00:45,412 The occupants are in imminent mortal danger. 964 01:00:45,578 --> 01:00:46,646 Going as fast as I can! 965 01:00:56,389 --> 01:00:57,724 -Let's go. -Give me your hand. 966 01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:01,428 You now have 125 seconds until catastrophic failure. 967 01:01:01,594 --> 01:01:02,629 What?! Why? 968 01:01:03,129 --> 01:01:06,132 Unexpected motion has caused the deterioration to escalate. 969 01:01:06,299 --> 01:01:09,769 -How do | get in there? -Activating reconnaissance drone. 970 01:01:12,405 --> 01:01:14,507 Has that been there this whole time? That's awesome. 971 01:01:14,974 --> 01:01:17,243 Locating optimal entry point. 972 01:01:18,945 --> 01:01:20,613 Proceed to southwest window. 973 01:01:20,780 --> 01:01:22,515 Karen, I'm on my way. 974 01:01:27,870 --> 01:01:29,890 -There's a lot of glass here. -You got this. 975 01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:30,457 Keep coming, keep coming. 976 01:01:44,504 --> 01:01:46,506 Okay. Oh, my God. 977 01:01:46,673 --> 01:01:48,341 Okay. 978 01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:52,450 What’s wrong? You've reached the southwest window. 979 01:01:52,245 --> 01:01:53,980 -Why are you hesitating? -It's fine. 980 01:01:54,147 --> 01:01:55,849 I've just never been this high before. 981 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,184 You have also not reinstalled your parachute... 982 01:01:58,351 --> 01:02:01,870 ...so a fall from this height would most likely be lethal. 983 01:02:02,689 --> 01:02:04,157 Perfect. 984 01:02:04,324 --> 01:02:05,925 Oh, my God. 985 01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:08,561 Why is it not breaking? 986 01:02:08,762 --> 01:02:12,399 It’s four-inch ballistic glass. You'll have to create more momentum. 987 01:02:31,651 --> 01:02:33,987 This is DC. Metro Police. Identify yourself. 988 01:02:34,154 --> 01:02:35,722 My friends are in there! Stop! 989 01:02:35,889 --> 01:02:37,657 Return to the ground immediately. 990 01:02:37,824 --> 01:02:39,826 -Okay, who's next? -Me, it's my turn. 991 01:02:39,993 --> 01:02:41,828 Flash, seriously? What are you doing? 992 01:02:41,995 --> 01:02:44,964 -Come on. -Don't worry about the trophy. 993 01:02:52,405 --> 01:02:53,573 Stand down! 994 01:02:53,740 --> 01:02:56,509 Return to the ground immediately. 995 01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,682 Return to the ground or we will open fire! 996 01:03:02,849 --> 01:03:04,684 Go up, go up. 997 01:03:05,518 --> 01:03:06,886 I got this. 998 01:03:07,530 --> 01:03:08,722 Take my trophy. 999 01:03:10,557 --> 01:03:12,759 This is your last chance. 1000 01:03:12,926 --> 01:03:14,961 I'm gonna die. 1001 01:03:23,737 --> 01:03:24,704 Break! 1002 01:03:38,885 --> 01:03:40,553 I did it. 1003 01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:56,102 Hey, how you doing? Don't worry. I got you. 1004 01:03:56,569 --> 01:03:59,105 -Yes! Yes. -Hey, hey, hey. 1005 01:03:59,272 --> 01:04:01,374 -Big guy, quit moving around. -I'm sorry, sir. 1006 01:04:04,978 --> 01:04:06,120 Let's go, let's go! 1007 01:04:11,918 --> 01:04:12,952 Okay, okay. 1008 01:04:13,119 --> 01:04:15,880 -Mr. Harrington, go. -Ned, come on. 1009 01:04:15,255 --> 01:04:17,230 -This is your stop. -Come on, Liz. 1010 01:04:17,223 --> 01:04:20,126 Go, go, go. Everybody out. Move it, people. Move it, move it. 1011 01:04:20,293 --> 01:04:21,795 -Are you sure it's safe? -Liz. 1012 01:04:22,729 --> 01:04:23,930 Liz! 1013 01:04:28,134 --> 01:04:29,803 You're okay. You're okay. 1014 01:04:33,306 --> 01:04:34,674 Okay. 1015 01:04:35,241 --> 01:04:36,509 -Oh, my God. -Good, good. 1016 01:04:36,676 --> 01:04:38,545 Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back. 1017 01:04:38,745 --> 01:04:40,714 -Come on in. -You guys good? 1018 01:04:40,914 --> 01:04:42,282 So is everyone okay? 1019 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,719 This is your chance, Peter. 1020 01:04:45,919 --> 01:04:47,754 Kiss her. 1021 01:04:51,491 --> 01:04:53,159 Thank you. 1022 01:04:56,162 --> 01:04:58,698 Are you really friends with Peter Parker? 1023 01:05:05,672 --> 01:05:10,543 I can finish the next order, but without any new materials from that truck.... 1024 01:05:11,144 --> 01:05:13,313 Yeah, damn it. 1025 01:05:13,813 --> 01:05:16,160 We still have enough to do the Gargan deal though, right? 1026 01:05:16,182 --> 01:05:18,184 Yeah, but then that's it. 1027 01:05:21,955 --> 01:05:24,391 Maybe it is time that I built the high-altitude seal. 1028 01:05:24,557 --> 01:05:26,159 -Would you shut up about that? -It's only one job. 1029 01:05:26,326 --> 01:05:27,827 No. 1030 01:05:29,329 --> 01:05:32,565 Eight years, not a word from the feds, nothing from those... 1031 01:05:32,732 --> 01:05:36,770 ...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos up there in Stark Tower. 1032 01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:41,675 And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up. 1033 01:05:41,841 --> 01:05:45,512 And he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. 1034 01:05:47,130 --> 01:05:48,548 Really? 1035 01:05:49,716 --> 01:05:50,884 I'm gonna kill him. 1036 01:05:51,510 --> 01:05:53,860 -I'm gonna find him-- -Found him. 1037 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,554 The Spider-Man swooped in... 1038 01:05:54,721 --> 01:05:57,624 ...heroically saving an Academic Decathlon team from Queens. 1039 01:05:58,324 --> 01:06:01,270 The identity of the masked hero is still unknown. 1040 01:06:03,496 --> 01:06:06,320 -Mom. -Oh, kids. All right. 1041 01:06:06,199 --> 01:06:08,702 Peter. Come here, come here, come here. 1042 01:06:12,605 --> 01:06:15,108 This past weekend, Midtown 's Academic Decathlon team... 1043 01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:18,244 ...defeated the country’s best to win the national championship. 1044 01:06:18,411 --> 01:06:20,800 Later that day, they also defeated death. 1045 01:06:20,246 --> 01:06:22,649 Explosion. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody screaming. 1046 01:06:22,849 --> 01:06:26,619 There were purple lasers and smoke. It was **** tight, like a Bon Jovi concert. 1047 01:06:26,786 --> 01:06:30,156 As you know, we made it out alive, and that's the important thing. 1048 01:06:30,357 --> 01:06:33,426 I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip. 1049 01:06:34,694 --> 01:06:35,729 Not again. 1050 01:06:35,895 --> 01:06:39,599 Thankfully, no one was seriously injured thanks to the Spider-Man. 1051 01:06:40,233 --> 01:06:42,100 -Thank you, Spider-Man. -Thank you, Spider-Man. 1052 01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:45,105 Up next: the Spider-Man mania is sweeping the school. 1053 01:06:45,271 --> 01:06:47,907 How can you show your spider spirit? 1054 01:06:51,811 --> 01:06:53,747 Dude, dude, dude. 1055 01:06:53,913 --> 01:06:56,616 What is it like being famous when nobody knows it's you? 1056 01:06:56,783 --> 01:06:58,251 -Crazy, dude. -It's crazy. 1057 01:06:58,418 --> 01:07:00,253 -Should we tell everyone? -No. 1058 01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:03,189 -Should Itell everyone? -No, dude. That's not a good idea. 1059 01:07:03,623 --> 01:07:06,726 -Okay, come on, we'll be late to class. -I'm not going to class. 1060 01:07:06,893 --> 01:07:08,628 You're already in trouble for ditching the decathlon. 1061 01:07:08,795 --> 01:07:10,330 Dude, listen, I figured it out. 1062 01:07:10,497 --> 01:07:12,432 The wingsuit guy is stealing from Damage Control. 1063 01:07:12,599 --> 01:07:15,602 What he takes from Damage Control, that's how he builds the weapons. 1064 01:07:15,769 --> 01:07:18,672 -So all I gotta do is catch him. -But we have a Spanish quiz. 1065 01:07:18,838 --> 01:07:21,740 Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here. 1066 01:07:21,241 --> 01:07:24,277 Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate... 1067 01:07:24,444 --> 01:07:26,379 -...so when I bring this guy in-- -Dude. 1068 01:07:26,579 --> 01:07:28,481 You want to be a high school dropout? 1069 01:07:28,648 --> 01:07:31,317 I am so far beyond high school right now. 1070 01:07:31,484 --> 01:07:34,187 Parker, my office. 1071 01:07:36,856 --> 01:07:38,491 So... 1072 01:07:38,658 --> 01:07:40,160 you got detention. 1073 01:07:40,326 --> 01:07:42,495 You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. 1074 01:07:42,662 --> 01:07:45,310 The question is, how are you gonna make things right? 1075 01:07:45,198 --> 01:07:46,366 Maybe you were trying to be cool. 1076 01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:49,736 But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years... 1077 01:07:49,936 --> 01:07:53,390 ...the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules. 1078 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,676 We all know what's right. We all know what's wrong. 1079 01:07:56,843 --> 01:07:59,379 Next time those turkeys try to convince you of something... 1080 01:07:59,546 --> 01:08:01,815 -... you know is wrong... -Where you going? Get back here. 1081 01:08:01,981 --> 01:08:04,351 ...just think to yourself, what would Captain America do? 1082 01:08:04,517 --> 01:08:06,319 Why are you here? You don't have detention. 1083 01:08:06,486 --> 01:08:10,560 Oh, I know. ljust like coming here to sketch people in crisis. 1084 01:08:13,293 --> 01:08:14,828 It's you. 1085 01:08:15,328 --> 01:08:19,650 So your body’s changing. Believe me, I know how that feels. 1086 01:08:30,677 --> 01:08:32,345 May? 1087 01:08:35,849 --> 01:08:36,883 Hey, Karen. What's up? 1088 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:38,852 Hey, Peter. How was your Spanish quiz? 1089 01:08:39,190 --> 01:08:40,860 l was wondering if you could help me. 1090 01:08:40,253 --> 01:08:42,756 I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night... 1091 01:08:42,922 --> 01:08:45,392 ...but I can only remember part of a license plate. 1092 01:08:45,558 --> 01:08:48,361 I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter. 1093 01:08:48,528 --> 01:08:50,300 -Footage? -Yes, Peter. 1094 01:08:50,196 --> 01:08:52,650 I record everything you see. 1095 01:08:52,232 --> 01:08:53,366 -Everything? -Everything. 1096 01:08:53,533 --> 01:08:55,869 -All the time? -lt’s called the Baby-Monitor Protocol. 1097 01:08:56,669 --> 01:08:58,571 Yeah, of course it is. 1098 01:08:59,773 --> 01:09:02,609 -Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday. -With pleasure. 1099 01:09:02,776 --> 01:09:04,644 Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-*** party. 1100 01:09:04,844 --> 01:09:07,414 Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you. 1101 01:09:07,580 --> 01:09:09,549 No, no, no. This is just me messing around. 1102 01:09:09,716 --> 01:09:11,418 Go later in the day, later in the day. 1103 01:09:11,584 --> 01:09:13,753 It is I, Thor, son of Odin. 1104 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,388 No, no, no. That's definitely-- 1105 01:09:15,555 --> 01:09:17,123 That's definitely not what we wanted to watch. 1106 01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:20,794 -Your impressions are very funny. -Fast—fonrvard to the arms deal. 1107 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,262 Okay. 1108 01:09:22,429 --> 01:09:25,932 -The two on the right, who are they? -Searching law enforcement databases. 1109 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,802 No records found for two of the individuals. 1110 01:09:28,968 --> 01:09:31,710 -N 0th i ng? -One individual identified. 1111 01:09:31,237 --> 01:09:33,340 Aaron Davis, age 33. 1112 01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:36,376 He has a criminal record and an address here in Queens. 1113 01:09:36,543 --> 01:09:37,777 Let's pay him a visit. 1114 01:09:37,944 --> 01:09:41,281 Would you like me to activate the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol? 1115 01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:42,515 Yeah. 1116 01:09:57,764 --> 01:09:59,499 -Remember me? -Hey__ 1117 01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:01,501 I need information. You'll give it to me now. 1118 01:10:01,668 --> 01:10:03,403 -All right, chill. -Come on! 1119 01:10:04,137 --> 01:10:06,773 -What happened to your voice? -What do you mean? 1120 01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:09,900 I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sound like. 1121 01:10:09,175 --> 01:10:12,145 I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. I mean, I'm a-- I‘m a man. 1122 01:10:12,312 --> 01:10:14,147 I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl-- 1123 01:10:14,314 --> 01:10:15,982 I'm not a girl. I'm a man. 1124 01:10:16,149 --> 01:10:18,485 Come on, man. Look, who is selling these weapons? 1125 01:10:18,852 --> 01:10:20,954 I need to know. Give me names or else. 1126 01:10:24,624 --> 01:10:28,895 -You ain't ever done this before, huh? -Deactivate Interrogation Mode. 1127 01:10:30,296 --> 01:10:31,331 Look, man. 1128 01:10:31,998 --> 01:10:34,701 These guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous. 1129 01:10:34,868 --> 01:10:36,302 They can't be out on the streets. 1130 01:10:36,469 --> 01:10:38,638 If one of them can cut Delmar's Bodega in half-- 1131 01:10:38,805 --> 01:10:41,374 -You know Delmar's? -Yeah, best sandwich in Queens. 1132 01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:43,777 -Sub Haven‘s pretty good. -lt's too much bread. 1133 01:10:43,943 --> 01:10:46,460 -I like bread. -Come on, man, please. 1134 01:10:48,381 --> 01:10:51,117 Stupid Interrogation Mode. Karen, don't ever do that again. 1135 01:10:51,284 --> 01:10:54,721 The other night, you told that dude, "If you shoot somebody, shoot me." 1136 01:10:54,888 --> 01:10:56,356 That's pretty ballsy. 1137 01:10:56,523 --> 01:10:58,558 I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood. 1138 01:10:58,725 --> 01:11:00,930 I got a nephew who live here. 1139 01:11:01,327 --> 01:11:02,562 Who are these guys? 1140 01:11:02,729 --> 01:11:04,664 What can you tell me about the guy with the wings? 1141 01:11:04,831 --> 01:11:07,670 Other than he's a psychopath dressed like a demon, nothing. 1142 01:11:07,233 --> 01:11:09,202 I don't know who he is or where he is. 1143 01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:15,675 -I do know where he's gonna be. -Really? 1144 01:11:15,842 --> 01:11:18,780 Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with... 1145 01:11:18,244 --> 01:11:20,680 ...he's supposed to be doing a deal with him. 1146 01:11:20,847 --> 01:11:22,449 Yes! Yes. 1147 01:11:22,649 --> 01:11:24,217 -Thank-- -Hey. Hey. Hey. 1148 01:11:24,384 --> 01:11:26,686 I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location. 1149 01:11:26,853 --> 01:11:29,356 Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just-- 1150 01:11:29,522 --> 01:11:30,757 Yeah. 1151 01:11:30,924 --> 01:11:33,930 -Where is it? -Can I give you some advice? 1152 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,296 You got to get better at this part of the job. 1153 01:11:36,496 --> 01:11:37,931 I don't understand. 1154 01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:39,466 I'm intimidating. 1155 01:11:39,666 --> 01:11:42,535 -Staten Island Ferry, 11. -Oh, that's soon. 1156 01:11:42,702 --> 01:11:44,404 That's gonna dissolve in two hours. 1157 01:11:44,571 --> 01:11:47,173 No, no, no. Come fix this. 1158 01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:48,975 -Two hours. You deserve that. -I got ice cream in here. 1159 01:11:49,175 --> 01:11:51,745 You deserve that. You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal. 1160 01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:07,660 Nice. 1161 01:12:10,964 --> 01:12:13,600 Okay, Karen, activate Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode. 1162 01:12:13,767 --> 01:12:14,801 Sure thing. 1163 01:12:15,201 --> 01:12:17,303 He's up front, main deck. 1164 01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:18,905 I hate this guy. 1165 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,408 It's the guy from the bridge, right? Who's that other guy? 1166 01:12:21,574 --> 01:12:23,176 Just keep me posted. 1167 01:12:23,376 --> 01:12:25,245 There '3 no record of him in my criminal database. 1168 01:12:25,412 --> 01:12:28,810 Incoming call from May Parker. Should [reroute to your heads-up display? 1169 01:12:28,248 --> 01:12:30,650 I can't talk right now. I'll call her back. 1170 01:12:31,551 --> 01:12:35,922 Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy. We can't let anybody get away this time. 1171 01:12:44,164 --> 01:12:46,266 -Who's the guy on the left? -Mac Gargan. 1172 01:12:46,433 --> 01:12:48,835 Extensive criminal record, including homicide. 1173 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:50,837 Would you like me to activate Instant Kill? 1174 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,441 No, Karen, stop it with the Instant Kill already. 1175 01:12:55,642 --> 01:12:57,944 White pickup truck. 1176 01:13:02,282 --> 01:13:04,551 Dronie, scan the ship for a white pickup truck. 1177 01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:26,706 Oh, this is too perfect. 1178 01:13:26,873 --> 01:13:29,209 I got the weapons, buyers and sellers in one place. 1179 01:13:29,376 --> 01:13:32,345 -lncoming call from Tony Stark. -No, no, no. 1180 01:13:32,512 --> 01:13:34,681 -Don't answer. -Mr. Parker. Got a sec? 1181 01:13:34,848 --> 01:13:37,250 -I'm actually at school. -No, you’re not. 1182 01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:39,319 -Nice work in D. C. -Okay. 1183 01:13:39,486 --> 01:13:42,188 My dad never really gave me a lot of support... 1184 01:13:42,355 --> 01:13:44,524 ...and I'm trying to break the cycle of shame. 1185 01:13:44,691 --> 01:13:45,859 I'm in the middle of something. 1186 01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:47,394 Don 't cut me off when I'm complimenting you. 1187 01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:50,697 Anyway, great things are about to-- What is that? 1188 01:13:51,664 --> 01:13:53,333 I'm at band practice. 1189 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:58,171 That's odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago. What’s up? 1190 01:13:58,338 --> 01:14:00,540 -I gotta go. End call. -Hey. 1191 01:14:00,707 --> 01:14:01,841 I'll take those! 1192 01:14:05,478 --> 01:14:08,815 Hey, guys. The illegal weapons-deal ferry was at 10:30. You missed it. 1193 01:14:17,824 --> 01:14:19,426 Spider guy's here. 1194 01:14:22,595 --> 01:14:24,597 Not so fast. 1195 01:14:25,432 --> 01:14:28,735 Are you guys okay? My bad. That was a little hard. 1196 01:14:29,269 --> 01:14:32,439 I got to say, the other guy was way better with that thing. 1197 01:14:32,906 --> 01:14:34,107 I'm honestly-- 1198 01:14:34,274 --> 01:14:36,242 |'m-- I'm shocked. 1199 01:14:48,288 --> 01:14:50,256 -Freeze! FBI. -Don't move. 1200 01:14:50,423 --> 01:14:52,225 -Get on the ground. -FBI. 1201 01:14:52,392 --> 01:14:53,426 What do you mean, FBI? 1202 01:14:53,593 --> 01:14:56,996 -The Federal Bureau of Investigation. -I know, but what are they doing here? 1203 01:15:04,971 --> 01:15:07,730 Get out of the way. Get out of the way! 1204 01:15:08,108 --> 01:15:09,342 No. 1205 01:15:11,277 --> 01:15:14,800 Look out, look out, look out. Move, move, move! 1206 01:15:19,719 --> 01:15:21,870 -Move. -Get to the top deck. 1207 01:15:21,254 --> 01:15:22,789 We're getting out of here. 1208 01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:03,963 Activate Taser web! 1209 01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:18,411 You're messing with things you don't understand. 1210 01:16:57,817 --> 01:16:59,586 Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen... 1211 01:16:59,753 --> 01:17:03,230 ...give me an x-ray of the boat and target all the strongest points. 1212 01:17:05,859 --> 01:17:07,894 Web grenade. Web grenade. 1213 01:17:09,729 --> 01:17:11,931 Splitter web, go. 1214 01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:43,129 Great job, Peter. You are 98 percent successful. 1215 01:17:43,296 --> 01:17:46,566 -Ninety—eight? -Yeah, Spider-Man! 1216 01:17:47,734 --> 01:17:50,303 No, no, no. 1217 01:18:24,938 --> 01:18:26,539 What the hell? 1218 01:18:29,976 --> 01:18:31,845 What the hell? 1219 01:18:33,646 --> 01:18:35,348 Hi, Spider-Man. 1220 01:18:35,515 --> 01:18:37,884 Band practice, was it? 1221 01:18:59,539 --> 01:19:01,741 Yeah, Iron Man! 1222 01:19:09,349 --> 01:19:10,917 Mr. Stark. 1223 01:19:12,485 --> 01:19:15,922 Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything? What do you want me to do? 1224 01:19:16,723 --> 01:19:18,992 I think you've done enough. 1225 01:19:33,139 --> 01:19:36,376 So that's it. You're just gonna run? 1226 01:19:38,745 --> 01:19:41,214 Feds were waiting for us. 1227 01:19:41,381 --> 01:19:44,500 Now we're on Iron Man's radar? 1228 01:19:44,684 --> 01:19:46,453 Yeah, I'm running. 1229 01:19:47,253 --> 01:19:48,421 You should too. 1230 01:19:48,988 --> 01:19:50,790 You know I can't do that. 1231 01:19:50,990 --> 01:19:52,192 So now what? 1232 01:19:52,592 --> 01:19:57,330 Mason, can you get that high—altitude seal thing up and running in time? 1233 01:19:58,980 --> 01:19:59,466 Seriously? 1234 01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:01,801 Yes. You will not regret this. 1235 01:20:05,271 --> 01:20:06,773 You in? 1236 01:20:17,417 --> 01:20:19,519 Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch... 1237 01:20:19,686 --> 01:20:21,388 ...I tell you to stay away from this. 1238 01:20:21,554 --> 01:20:24,157 Instead, you hacked a multimillion-dollar suit... 1239 01:20:24,357 --> 01:20:26,593 ...so you could sneak around behind my back... 1240 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,596 ...doing the one thing I told you not to do. 1241 01:20:29,763 --> 01:20:30,764 ls everyone okay? 1242 01:20:31,631 --> 01:20:34,134 No thanks to you. 1243 01:20:34,934 --> 01:20:36,936 No thanks to me? 1244 01:20:38,471 --> 01:20:41,107 Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it... 1245 01:20:41,274 --> 01:20:42,642 ...but you didn't listen. 1246 01:20:42,809 --> 01:20:46,246 None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me. 1247 01:20:46,413 --> 01:20:48,448 If you even cared, you'd actually be here. 1248 01:20:52,986 --> 01:20:56,890 I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? 1249 01:20:56,456 --> 01:20:58,825 Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? 1250 01:20:58,992 --> 01:21:02,796 Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid. 1251 01:21:02,962 --> 01:21:05,265 -I'm 15. -No, this is where you zip it, all right? 1252 01:21:05,432 --> 01:21:08,100 The adult is talking. What if somebody had died tonight? 1253 01:21:08,168 --> 01:21:11,271 Different story, right? Because that's on you. 1254 01:21:11,438 --> 01:21:12,772 And if you died... 1255 01:21:12,939 --> 01:21:15,141 ...| feel like that's on me. 1256 01:21:15,475 --> 01:21:17,344 -I don't need that on my conscience. -Yes, sir. 1257 01:21:17,510 --> 01:21:20,146 -l'm sorry. I understand. -Sorry doesn't cut it. 1258 01:21:20,780 --> 01:21:22,682 ljust wanted to be like you. 1259 01:21:22,849 --> 01:21:24,384 And I wanted you to be better. 1260 01:21:26,152 --> 01:21:28,521 It's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back. 1261 01:21:28,688 --> 01:21:30,890 -For how long? -Forever. 1262 01:21:31,910 --> 01:21:33,126 -Yeah, that's how it works. -No, no. Please. 1263 01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:35,195 -Let's have it. -P|ease, this is all I have. 1264 01:21:35,362 --> 01:21:36,730 I'm nothing without this suit. 1265 01:21:37,497 --> 01:21:39,899 If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. 1266 01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:41,234 Okay? 1267 01:21:41,434 --> 01:21:43,636 God, I sound like my dad. 1268 01:21:45,672 --> 01:21:47,540 I don't have any other clothes. 1269 01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:50,210 Okay, we'll sort that out. 1270 01:22:00,387 --> 01:22:01,755 Hey. 1271 01:22:06,559 --> 01:22:09,896 I've been calling you all day. You didn't answer your phone. 1272 01:22:10,630 --> 01:22:11,531 You can't do that. 1273 01:22:11,698 --> 01:22:14,334 Then this ferry thing happens. 1274 01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:17,170 I've called five police stations. 1275 01:22:17,337 --> 01:22:18,538 Five. 1276 01:22:18,705 --> 01:22:20,507 I called five of your friends. I called Ned's mother. 1277 01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:24,277 I'm fine. May, I'm okay. Honestly, just relax. I'm fine. 1278 01:22:25,211 --> 01:22:26,246 Cut the bullshit. 1279 01:22:26,413 --> 01:22:28,810 I know you left detention. 1280 01:22:28,248 --> 01:22:30,750 I know you left the hotel room in Washington. 1281 01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:32,852 I know you sneak out of this house every night. 1282 01:22:33,190 --> 01:22:34,287 That's not fine. 1283 01:22:34,487 --> 01:22:38,910 Peter, you have to tell me what's going on. Just lay it out. 1284 01:22:38,258 --> 01:22:39,292 It's just me and you. 1285 01:22:41,194 --> 01:22:42,796 I lost the Stark internship. 1286 01:22:43,396 --> 01:22:44,964 -What? -Yeah. 1287 01:22:45,432 --> 01:22:46,566 What happened? 1288 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:51,204 I just thought that I could work really hard and he could-- He would-- You know. 1289 01:22:52,539 --> 01:22:54,474 But I screwed it up. 1290 01:22:54,674 --> 01:22:56,443 It's okay, it's okay. 1291 01:22:58,178 --> 01:22:59,779 It's okay. 1292 01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:03,830 I'm sorry I made you worry. 1293 01:23:03,249 --> 01:23:05,850 I'm not trying to ruin your life. 1294 01:23:05,251 --> 01:23:06,553 Yeah, I know. 1295 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:07,987 Just-- 1296 01:23:08,188 --> 01:23:10,557 -| used to sneak out too. -Yeah. 1297 01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,729 And take a shower. You smell. 1298 01:23:16,396 --> 01:23:18,765 You smell like garbage. 1299 01:23:18,932 --> 01:23:20,533 I know. 1300 01:23:23,603 --> 01:23:25,939 Peter, you're a good kid and you're a smart kid... 1301 01:23:26,106 --> 01:23:28,708 ...so just try to keep your head straight, okay? 1302 01:23:29,376 --> 01:23:30,810 Okay. 1303 01:23:30,977 --> 01:23:32,812 All right, get out of here. 1304 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:41,821 Are you expelled? 1305 01:23:41,988 --> 01:23:44,991 Do you have to go to that high school where the principal has a crossbow? 1306 01:23:45,158 --> 01:23:48,495 Pretty sure that's an urban myth, and, no, I'm not expelled. 1307 01:23:49,620 --> 01:23:51,331 You're so lucky. 1308 01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:40,847 Hey. 1309 01:24:41,140 --> 01:24:44,150 -Hey. -I thought you had calculus fifth period. 1310 01:24:44,317 --> 01:24:46,686 Yeah, lwasjust doing some homecoming stuff. 1311 01:24:46,853 --> 01:24:48,555 Hey, look, |-- 1312 01:24:49,456 --> 01:24:52,158 | just wanted to apologize about the whole decathlon thing. 1313 01:24:52,325 --> 01:24:53,393 It's fine. 1314 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:57,597 Last week, decathlon was the most important thing, but then I almost died. 1315 01:24:57,797 --> 01:24:59,699 No, I'm-- 1316 01:24:59,866 --> 01:25:01,868 I just mean that... 1317 01:25:02,369 --> 01:25:04,904 ...it was not cool, especially... 1318 01:25:06,673 --> 01:25:08,408 ...because... 1319 01:25:09,676 --> 01:25:12,245 ...I like you. 1320 01:25:12,746 --> 01:25:14,247 I know. 1321 01:25:16,883 --> 01:25:17,917 You do? 1322 01:25:18,585 --> 01:25:20,720 You're terrible at keeping secrets. 1323 01:25:20,887 --> 01:25:22,555 Yeah, you'd be surprised. 1324 01:25:25,925 --> 01:25:28,228 I got to get to class, but-- 1325 01:25:28,661 --> 01:25:32,799 I'd say we should hang out, but I'm gonna be in detention... 1326 01:25:32,999 --> 01:25:35,969 ...forever, but-- 1327 01:25:36,169 --> 01:25:38,471 I guess you already have a date to homecoming. 1328 01:25:38,672 --> 01:25:43,376 Actually, I was so busy planning it, I never really got around to that part, so-- 1329 01:25:44,577 --> 01:25:46,279 Do you want to... 1330 01:25:46,446 --> 01:25:47,480 ...go with me? 1331 01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:50,283 Yeah. Sure. 1332 01:25:50,450 --> 01:25:53,860 Really? I mean, great. Cool. 1333 01:25:53,453 --> 01:25:54,888 Cool. 1334 01:25:55,388 --> 01:25:57,957 I'm actually going that way. 1335 01:26:09,803 --> 01:26:11,400 May, I need your help. 1336 01:26:27,454 --> 01:26:29,289 Through or around? 1337 01:26:34,294 --> 01:26:35,528 Right? 1338 01:26:45,905 --> 01:26:48,141 It's game day. So, what's the plan? 1339 01:26:48,308 --> 01:26:49,843 Open the door for her. 1340 01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:52,445 Tell her she looks nice, but not too much because that's creepy. 1341 01:26:52,612 --> 01:26:53,680 -Don't be creepy. -No. 1342 01:26:53,847 --> 01:26:56,516 When I dance with her, I'm putting my hands on her hips. 1343 01:26:56,683 --> 01:26:58,451 I got this. 1344 01:27:00,854 --> 01:27:01,888 -Love you. -Bye. 1345 01:27:16,803 --> 01:27:18,405 You must be Peter. 1346 01:27:19,272 --> 01:27:20,373 Yeah. 1347 01:27:20,540 --> 01:27:22,750 I'm Liz's dad. 1348 01:27:22,275 --> 01:27:23,743 Put her there. 1349 01:27:24,344 --> 01:27:25,879 Hell of a grip. 1350 01:27:26,460 --> 01:27:28,348 Come on in here. Come on. 1351 01:27:51,871 --> 01:27:53,106 Hi, Peter. 1352 01:27:53,807 --> 01:27:55,375 You look very handsome. 1353 01:27:55,542 --> 01:27:57,430 Thank you. 1354 01:27:57,210 --> 01:27:59,312 You got his name right? 1355 01:27:59,512 --> 01:28:00,880 -Freddie? -Peter. 1356 01:28:01,470 --> 01:28:02,248 Peter. Peter. 1357 01:28:03,249 --> 01:28:04,384 I'm gonna go get Liz. 1358 01:28:04,818 --> 01:28:06,353 Okay. 1359 01:28:12,325 --> 01:28:13,526 You all right, Pete? 1360 01:28:13,693 --> 01:28:14,794 Yeah. 1361 01:28:15,195 --> 01:28:17,564 Because you look pale. 1362 01:28:19,399 --> 01:28:20,867 You want something to drink? 1363 01:28:21,340 --> 01:28:23,269 A bourbon or a Scotch, or something like that? 1364 01:28:23,436 --> 01:28:24,738 I'm not old enough to drink. 1365 01:28:25,271 --> 01:28:26,706 That's the right answer. 1366 01:28:31,177 --> 01:28:33,913 -Do you look beautiful. -P|ease don't embarrass me, Dad. 1367 01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:35,482 Doesn't she, Pete? 1368 01:28:35,682 --> 01:28:38,180 Yeah, you look really good. 1369 01:28:38,218 --> 01:28:40,420 Once again, that's the right answer. 1370 01:28:40,587 --> 01:28:42,622 Is that a corsage? 1371 01:28:44,391 --> 01:28:45,892 Thanks. 1372 01:28:46,590 --> 01:28:49,262 Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur, so let's get this show on the road. 1373 01:28:49,429 --> 01:28:52,599 No, no, no, we have to take some pictures, babe. All right. 1374 01:28:52,766 --> 01:28:55,100 -Oh, right here. Perfect. -Mom. 1375 01:28:55,201 --> 01:28:56,636 Okay. Come on, you guys. 1376 01:28:57,404 --> 01:28:59,472 Peter, closer. 1377 01:29:00,740 --> 01:29:02,108 Smile. 1378 01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:04,844 There you go. 1379 01:29:10,650 --> 01:29:13,820 -Sir, you don't have to drive us. -No, no, it's not a big deal. 1380 01:29:13,987 --> 01:29:16,189 I'm going out of town. It's right on my way. 1381 01:29:16,389 --> 01:29:18,291 -He's always going. Have fun. -Last time. 1382 01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:19,826 -Thank you. -Promise. 1383 01:29:19,993 --> 01:29:21,428 He's cute. 1384 01:29:23,496 --> 01:29:26,990 -See you in a couple of days. All right. -Bye, baby. 1385 01:29:26,266 --> 01:29:27,834 Come on, Pedro. 1386 01:29:28,100 --> 01:29:29,936 -Bye, Peter. Have fun. -Yeah, lwill. 1387 01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:42,882 -What are you gonna do, Pete? -What? 1388 01:29:43,350 --> 01:29:45,850 When you graduate, what do you think you'll do? 1389 01:29:45,285 --> 01:29:47,854 -Oh, I don't know. -Don't grill him, Dad. 1390 01:29:48,621 --> 01:29:50,590 Just saying, you know. 1391 01:29:50,790 --> 01:29:52,525 All you guys who go to that school... 1392 01:29:52,692 --> 01:29:55,128 ...you pretty much have your life planned out, right? 1393 01:29:55,662 --> 01:29:57,831 Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore. 1394 01:29:57,997 --> 01:30:01,401 Peter has an internship with Tony Stark. I think he doesn't have to worry. 1395 01:30:02,135 --> 01:30:03,870 Really? Stark? 1396 01:30:04,370 --> 01:30:05,739 So cool. 1397 01:30:06,806 --> 01:30:07,974 What do you do? 1398 01:30:08,875 --> 01:30:11,344 Yeah, actually, I don't intern for him anymore. 1399 01:30:11,511 --> 01:30:14,514 -Seriously? -Yeah, it got... 1400 01:30:14,681 --> 01:30:15,715 ...boring. 1401 01:30:15,882 --> 01:30:18,852 It was boring? You got to hang outwith Spider-Man. 1402 01:30:19,190 --> 01:30:20,920 Really? Spider-Man? 1403 01:30:22,555 --> 01:30:23,990 What's he like? 1404 01:30:25,580 --> 01:30:26,593 Yeah, he's nice. 1405 01:30:26,793 --> 01:30:28,595 Nice man. 1406 01:30:28,795 --> 01:30:30,597 Solid dude. 1407 01:30:33,533 --> 01:30:35,602 Look. So cute. 1408 01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:43,209 I've seen you around, right? I mean... 1409 01:30:43,977 --> 01:30:47,800 ...somewhere. We've-- Have we ever--? Because even the voice-- 1410 01:30:47,881 --> 01:30:49,582 He does Academic Decathlon with me. 1411 01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:52,185 And he was at my party. 1412 01:30:52,352 --> 01:30:54,721 It was a great party, really great, yeah. 1413 01:30:54,888 --> 01:30:59,920 -Beautiful house, a lot of windows. -You were there for, like, two seconds. 1414 01:30:59,759 --> 01:31:03,290 That was-- I was there longer than two seconds. 1415 01:31:03,196 --> 01:31:06,666 -You disappeared. -No. No, I did not disappear. 1416 01:31:06,866 --> 01:31:11,370 Yes, you did. You disappeared like you always do, like you did in DC. too. 1417 01:31:18,611 --> 01:31:21,948 That's terrible what happened down there in DC. though. 1418 01:31:22,115 --> 01:31:23,750 Were you scared? 1419 01:31:24,584 --> 01:31:27,870 I'll bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man... 1420 01:31:27,253 --> 01:31:29,322 ...showed up in the elevator though, huh? 1421 01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:33,827 Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up. 1422 01:31:34,270 --> 01:31:35,762 I saw it all from the ground. 1423 01:31:36,763 --> 01:31:38,980 Yeah. 1424 01:31:38,431 --> 01:31:40,767 Very lucky that he was there that day. 1425 01:31:43,803 --> 01:31:46,473 Good old Spider-Man. 1426 01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:51,978 Dad, the light. 1427 01:32:07,394 --> 01:32:09,596 Here we are. End of the line. 1428 01:32:09,763 --> 01:32:11,164 Thanks, Dad. 1429 01:32:11,631 --> 01:32:13,166 You head in there, gumdrop. 1430 01:32:13,333 --> 01:32:16,102 I'm gonna give Peter the "dad" talk. 1431 01:32:17,971 --> 01:32:19,939 Don't let him intimidate you. 1432 01:32:20,106 --> 01:32:21,307 Love you. 1433 01:32:21,474 --> 01:32:23,943 -Love you, gumdrop. -Have a safe flight. 1434 01:32:24,110 --> 01:32:25,311 Hi. 1435 01:32:26,346 --> 01:32:28,648 You guys look so pretty. 1436 01:32:33,486 --> 01:32:34,521 Does she know? 1437 01:32:35,588 --> 01:32:36,856 Know what? 1438 01:32:37,230 --> 01:32:38,758 So she doesn't. Good. 1439 01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:40,627 Close to the vest. 1440 01:32:40,794 --> 01:32:41,961 I admire that. 1441 01:32:42,128 --> 01:32:44,230 I've got a few secrets of my own. 1442 01:32:44,864 --> 01:32:48,702 Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date.... 1443 01:32:50,870 --> 01:32:52,305 Peter... 1444 01:32:52,472 --> 01:32:54,674 ...nothing is more important than family. 1445 01:32:54,841 --> 01:32:56,643 You saved my daughter's life. 1446 01:32:56,810 --> 01:32:58,645 I could never forget something like that. 1447 01:32:58,812 --> 01:33:00,547 So I'm gonna give you one chance. 1448 01:33:00,714 --> 01:33:01,848 Are you ready? 1449 01:33:02,549 --> 01:33:05,552 You walk through those doors, you forget any of this happened... 1450 01:33:05,985 --> 01:33:09,356 ...and don't you ever, ever... 1451 01:33:09,522 --> 01:33:12,920 ...interfere with my business again. 1452 01:33:12,292 --> 01:33:14,194 Because if you do... 1453 01:33:14,361 --> 01:33:16,596 ...|'|| kill you... 1454 01:33:16,796 --> 01:33:18,365 ...and everybody you love. 1455 01:33:19,632 --> 01:33:21,434 I'll kill you dead. 1456 01:33:21,634 --> 01:33:24,404 That's what I'll do to protect my family. Do you understand? 1457 01:33:26,339 --> 01:33:27,741 Hey. 1458 01:33:29,750 --> 01:33:32,512 | just saved your life. Now what do you say? 1459 01:33:34,714 --> 01:33:36,490 Thank you. 1460 01:33:36,216 --> 01:33:37,951 You're welcome. 1461 01:33:38,151 --> 01:33:43,690 Now you go on in there and you show my daughter a good time, okay? 1462 01:33:44,424 --> 01:33:46,292 Just not too good. 1463 01:34:39,979 --> 01:34:41,140 Hey. 1464 01:34:43,483 --> 01:34:44,918 What did he say to you? 1465 01:34:49,155 --> 01:34:50,590 Gotta go. 1466 01:34:52,492 --> 01:34:54,127 I'm sorry. 1467 01:34:54,494 --> 01:34:56,429 You don't deserve this. 1468 01:35:17,851 --> 01:35:19,185 He gave you a choice. 1469 01:35:19,352 --> 01:35:21,454 -You chose wrong. -What the hell? 1470 01:35:21,621 --> 01:35:23,289 What's with the crappy costume? 1471 01:35:25,692 --> 01:35:26,893 My web-shooters. 1472 01:35:35,835 --> 01:35:40,407 I wasn‘t sure about this thing at first, but damn. 1473 01:35:45,612 --> 01:35:46,946 Gross. 1474 01:35:58,892 --> 01:36:01,394 -Why did he send you here? -Guess you'll never know. 1475 01:36:06,499 --> 01:36:07,734 Nice shot! 1476 01:36:13,730 --> 01:36:14,207 Yes! 1477 01:36:14,374 --> 01:36:16,209 Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad. 1478 01:36:16,376 --> 01:36:18,244 -What? -I gotta tell Mr. Stark. 1479 01:36:18,411 --> 01:36:21,247 Call Happy Hogan. He's Mr. Stark's head of security. 1480 01:36:21,414 --> 01:36:22,615 Get a computer and track my phone. 1481 01:36:23,490 --> 01:36:24,784 -Will you be okay? -Hurry, we gotta catch him... 1482 01:36:24,984 --> 01:36:27,253 ...before he leaves town. 1483 01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:29,622 I'm sorry about dinner... 1484 01:36:30,560 --> 01:36:33,360 ...but I know when branzino's fresh, and that was not fresh, okay? So-- 1485 01:36:34,828 --> 01:36:36,396 Flash, I need your car and phone. 1486 01:36:36,563 --> 01:36:39,299 Sir, technically, this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't-- 1487 01:36:47,907 --> 01:36:49,809 Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me? 1488 01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:51,978 -Go for Ned. -Ned, [need you... 1489 01:36:52,345 --> 01:36:54,481 -...to track my phone. -Yeah, but where is it? 1490 01:36:59,452 --> 01:37:01,821 Genius move. Okay, he just passed the GameStop on Jackson Avenue. 1491 01:37:02,220 --> 01:37:05,225 Hey, where are the headlights on this thing? I'm in Flash's car. 1492 01:37:05,392 --> 01:37:07,727 -|'|| pull the specs. -Okay, you're on speakerphone. 1493 01:37:07,894 --> 01:37:10,830 -You stole Flash's car. Awesome. -Yeah, it's awesome. It's-- 1494 01:37:12,365 --> 01:37:14,401 Get out of the way, get out of the way! Move! 1495 01:37:14,567 --> 01:37:16,169 -Are you okay? -I've never driven before... 1496 01:37:16,369 --> 01:37:20,600 ...only with May in parking lots. This is a huge step up. 1497 01:37:22,420 --> 01:37:23,443 Hey, have you gotten through to Happy yet? 1498 01:37:23,610 --> 01:37:26,946 Yeah. I'm working on it. ljust gotta backdoor the phone system. 1499 01:37:30,383 --> 01:37:32,850 Guy in the chair. 1500 01:37:37,157 --> 01:37:38,591 Takeoff in nine minutes. 1501 01:37:38,758 --> 01:37:40,927 Hello? Hello? Who is this? 1502 01:37:41,940 --> 01:37:42,128 -Mr. Happy, it's Ned. -Who? 1503 01:37:42,295 --> 01:37:44,597 I'm an associate of Peter Parker. Got something very important to tell you-- 1504 01:37:44,764 --> 01:37:46,299 You gotta be shitting me. 1505 01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:48,340 Damn. 1506 01:37:48,234 --> 01:37:50,570 Hey, Ned, how we coming on with those headlights? 1507 01:37:52,172 --> 01:37:55,800 Round knob to the left of the steering wheel, turn clockwise. 1508 01:37:55,175 --> 01:37:56,476 Left, okay. 1509 01:37:56,643 --> 01:37:58,445 Okay, perfect. So where's my phone now? 1510 01:38:00,130 --> 01:38:01,614 He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn. 1511 01:38:01,781 --> 01:38:04,551 What? That makes no sense. He said he was going out of town. 1512 01:38:04,751 --> 01:38:08,154 Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy. Don't think he likes you, by the way. 1513 01:38:08,321 --> 01:38:09,989 It sounded like he was catching a flight. 1514 01:38:10,156 --> 01:38:11,257 He said something about taking off in nine minutes. 1515 01:38:11,458 --> 01:38:13,426 -What? -He was surrounded by boxes. 1516 01:38:13,626 --> 01:38:15,161 Boxes? It's moving day. 1517 01:38:15,328 --> 01:38:17,297 It's moving day. He's gonna rob that plane. 1518 01:38:17,464 --> 01:38:19,332 I gotta stop him! 1519 01:38:22,502 --> 01:38:24,304 All right, wheels up in eight minutes. 1520 01:38:24,471 --> 01:38:27,400 We just got to load Tony's old Hulkbuster Armor... 1521 01:38:27,207 --> 01:38:30,643 ...prototype for Cap's new shield, and the Meging-- 1522 01:38:30,810 --> 01:38:32,345 The Meg-- The-- 1523 01:38:32,512 --> 01:38:33,680 Thor's magic belt. 1524 01:38:35,150 --> 01:38:37,684 Okay, slow down. You're getting close. It's on your right. 1525 01:38:37,851 --> 01:38:39,850 -What? -Turn right. 1526 01:38:48,962 --> 01:38:51,231 -Peter. Are you okay? -Yeah. 1527 01:38:51,398 --> 01:38:53,833 Just keep trying to get through to Happy. 1528 01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:56,436 It's been an honor, Spider-Man. 1529 01:38:57,137 --> 01:38:59,339 What are you doing here? There's a dance. 1530 01:39:03,143 --> 01:39:04,177 I'm... 1531 01:39:04,344 --> 01:39:05,612 ...looking... 1532 01:39:46,252 --> 01:39:47,287 Hey! 1533 01:39:48,855 --> 01:39:50,190 Surprised? 1534 01:39:50,390 --> 01:39:52,258 Oh, hey, Pete. 1535 01:39:52,959 --> 01:39:54,260 I didn't hear you come in. 1536 01:39:54,427 --> 01:39:56,496 It's over. I've got you. 1537 01:39:56,696 --> 01:39:58,665 You know, I gotta tell you, Pete... 1538 01:39:59,265 --> 01:40:02,168 ...I really, really admire your grit. 1539 01:40:03,770 --> 01:40:04,938 I see why Liz likes you. 1540 01:40:07,140 --> 01:40:09,750 I do. When you first came to the house... 1541 01:40:09,242 --> 01:40:12,345 ...I wasn't sure. I thought, "Really?" But I get it now. 1542 01:40:13,213 --> 01:40:14,948 How could you do this to her? 1543 01:40:15,115 --> 01:40:17,117 To her? I'm not doing anything to her, Pete. 1544 01:40:17,283 --> 01:40:19,619 I'm doing this for her. 1545 01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:21,154 Yeah. 1546 01:40:25,225 --> 01:40:26,659 Peter... 1547 01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:28,595 ...you're young. 1548 01:40:28,762 --> 01:40:30,997 You don't understand how the world works. 1549 01:40:31,164 --> 01:40:33,900 But I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong. 1550 01:40:34,100 --> 01:40:36,836 How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower? 1551 01:40:37,300 --> 01:40:38,471 Or any of his little toys? 1552 01:40:38,638 --> 01:40:40,373 Those people, Pete, those people up there... 1553 01:40:40,573 --> 01:40:42,842 ...the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. 1554 01:40:43,900 --> 01:40:44,744 Guys like us... 1555 01:40:44,944 --> 01:40:46,813 ...like you and me... 1556 01:40:46,980 --> 01:40:48,448 ...they don't care about us. 1557 01:40:48,615 --> 01:40:51,510 We build their roads, and we fight all their wars... 1558 01:40:51,251 --> 01:40:53,520 ...and everything, but they don't care about us. 1559 01:40:53,687 --> 01:40:57,857 We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. 1560 01:40:59,125 --> 01:41:01,127 That's how it is. 1561 01:41:01,494 --> 01:41:03,563 I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter. 1562 01:41:03,763 --> 01:41:05,498 Why are you telling me this? 1563 01:41:05,665 --> 01:41:08,134 Because I want you to understand. 1564 01:41:08,301 --> 01:41:09,703 And... 1565 01:41:09,869 --> 01:41:12,872 ...I needed a little time to get her airborne. 1566 01:41:25,852 --> 01:41:26,886 I'm sorry, Peter. 1567 01:41:30,223 --> 01:41:34,270 What are you talking about? That thing hasn't even touched me yet. 1568 01:41:34,494 --> 01:41:36,730 True. Then again... 1569 01:41:36,896 --> 01:41:38,598 ...wasn't really trying to. 1570 01:41:44,371 --> 01:41:45,972 Chief, they're powering up engines. 1571 01:41:46,172 --> 01:41:49,900 -Okay. Yeah, yeah. -Come on, come on, come on. 1572 01:42:40,460 --> 01:42:42,262 Okay, ready? 1573 01:42:51,204 --> 01:42:53,139 Hello? 1574 01:42:55,542 --> 01:42:56,976 Hello! 1575 01:42:57,143 --> 01:42:58,745 Please, hey. 1576 01:42:59,145 --> 01:43:01,448 Hey, please. I'm down here. 1577 01:43:01,614 --> 01:43:03,583 I'm down here. I'm stuck. 1578 01:43:03,750 --> 01:43:06,519 I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't-— 1579 01:43:23,303 --> 01:43:27,374 If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. 1580 01:43:33,146 --> 01:43:35,115 Come on, Peter. 1581 01:43:35,281 --> 01:43:36,816 Come on, Spider-Man. 1582 01:43:36,983 --> 01:43:38,952 Come on, Spider-Man. 1583 01:43:39,119 --> 01:43:41,321 Come on, Spider-Man. 1584 01:43:43,189 --> 01:43:45,558 Come on, Spider-Man! 1585 01:44:36,743 --> 01:44:38,244 Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light. 1586 01:44:38,645 --> 01:44:40,280 Oh, yeah. 1587 01:44:55,195 --> 01:44:57,464 Retroreflective panels engaged. 1588 01:45:09,509 --> 01:45:12,412 Got a visual on the plane, but I'm feeling a little resistance. 1589 01:45:12,579 --> 01:45:15,248 It's probably just drag on the new turbines. 1590 01:45:27,961 --> 01:45:31,131 Look out for the cloaking cameras. Stay in the blind spots. 1591 01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:42,375 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1592 01:45:42,742 --> 01:45:45,145 Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal. 1593 01:45:45,311 --> 01:45:46,546 This better work, Mason. 1594 01:45:52,419 --> 01:45:55,455 Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes and we are set for life. 1595 01:45:55,622 --> 01:45:56,923 Yeah. 1596 01:46:10,970 --> 01:46:12,772 ...and override their security. 1597 01:46:24,317 --> 01:46:25,852 Cloning transponder signal. 1598 01:46:26,190 --> 01:46:27,687 Launching decoy drone. 1599 01:46:31,825 --> 01:46:33,927 Entering new coordinates. 1600 01:46:39,966 --> 01:46:41,134 Good, so it's on its way. 1601 01:46:41,301 --> 01:46:44,137 -Yes, sir, right on course. -Okay, thank you. 1602 01:46:44,971 --> 01:46:46,373 All right. 1603 01:46:58,885 --> 01:47:00,520 Hot dog. 1604 01:47:50,170 --> 01:47:51,971 Just a typical homecoming... 1605 01:47:52,172 --> 01:47:54,874 ...on the outside of an invisible jet... 1606 01:47:55,575 --> 01:47:57,277 ...fighting my girlfriend's dad. 1607 01:48:06,853 --> 01:48:07,921 Oh, God! 1608 01:48:15,528 --> 01:48:17,597 I can't believe that worked. 1609 01:48:54,100 --> 01:48:56,336 Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there. 1610 01:48:56,503 --> 01:48:57,637 I'm not going home empty-handed. 1611 01:49:07,947 --> 01:49:09,716 Oh, my God. 1612 01:49:24,264 --> 01:49:27,670 -Get out of there. What are you doing? -Please turn, please turn! 1613 01:51:02,620 --> 01:51:03,763 Hey, Pedro. 1614 01:51:51,177 --> 01:51:52,212 Bingo. 1615 01:52:08,428 --> 01:52:10,196 Your wingsuit. 1616 01:52:10,363 --> 01:52:12,465 Your wingsuit's going to explode! 1617 01:52:19,839 --> 01:52:21,307 Time to go home, Pete. 1618 01:52:21,474 --> 01:52:22,909 I'm trying to save you! 1619 01:52:38,158 --> 01:52:39,526 No. 1620 01:52:40,193 --> 01:52:41,728 No. 1621 01:54:21,294 --> 01:54:23,196 It looked so insane. That whole-— 1622 01:54:23,396 --> 01:54:24,698 Like, it was just crazy. 1623 01:54:24,898 --> 01:54:27,233 He-- He was just, like.... 1624 01:54:27,434 --> 01:54:29,402 And you were like.... 1625 01:54:29,602 --> 01:54:31,471 And then ljust hit him with the.... 1626 01:54:31,638 --> 01:54:33,506 It was so-- Oh, my God. 1627 01:54:33,673 --> 01:54:35,675 I mean, you saved me. 1628 01:54:36,900 --> 01:54:37,644 It was awesome. 1629 01:54:43,616 --> 01:54:45,352 Hey, Liz. 1630 01:54:46,853 --> 01:54:48,210 I'm gonna miss you. 1631 01:54:48,521 --> 01:54:50,123 Bye. 1632 01:54:50,757 --> 01:54:52,192 Liz. 1633 01:54:59,320 --> 01:55:00,233 Liz, look, I'm so sorry. 1634 01:55:01,301 --> 01:55:04,270 You say that a lot. What are you sorry for this time? 1635 01:55:05,705 --> 01:55:06,740 The dance? 1636 01:55:08,108 --> 01:55:10,844 That was a pretty crappy thing to do. 1637 01:55:11,277 --> 01:55:12,345 Well, yeah, but I-- 1638 01:55:12,512 --> 01:55:15,348 I mean, your dad-- I can't imagine what you're going through. 1639 01:55:17,851 --> 01:55:20,353 I guess we're moving to Oregon. 1640 01:55:20,520 --> 01:55:23,757 Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool. 1641 01:55:24,624 --> 01:55:28,762 Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here during the trial. 80.... 1642 01:55:30,196 --> 01:55:32,866 Liz, |—- |-- 1643 01:55:33,330 --> 01:55:34,701 Bye, Peter. 1644 01:55:35,568 --> 01:55:39,720 Whatever's going on with you, I hope you figure it out. 1645 01:55:51,584 --> 01:55:55,121 Congratulations, decathlon national champions. 1646 01:55:55,321 --> 01:55:57,570 Yeah! 1647 01:55:57,524 --> 01:55:59,926 I'll have to put this back in the trophy case soon... 1648 01:56:00,930 --> 01:56:02,595 ...butjust for motivation right now at this practice. 1649 01:56:02,762 --> 01:56:04,431 I'm ahead of the game, but we will need... 1650 01:56:04,597 --> 01:56:06,132 ...a new team captain next year. 1651 01:56:06,332 --> 01:56:08,968 So I am appointing Michelle. 1652 01:56:10,300 --> 01:56:11,638 Yeah! 1653 01:56:13,873 --> 01:56:15,750 Thank you. 1654 01:56:15,241 --> 01:56:16,710 My-- My friends call me MJ. 1655 01:56:17,344 --> 01:56:19,379 I thought you didn't have any friends. 1656 01:56:19,546 --> 01:56:21,448 I didn't. 1657 01:56:26,353 --> 01:56:28,321 -I gotta go. -Hey, where you going? 1658 01:56:31,570 --> 01:56:33,159 What are you hiding, Peter? 1659 01:56:35,462 --> 01:56:37,630 I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye. 1660 01:56:37,230 --> 01:56:39,899 -All right, so we should run some drills. -Yeah. 1661 01:56:48,308 --> 01:56:51,644 Hey, Happy. What--? What are you doing here? 1662 01:56:52,612 --> 01:56:53,847 I really owe you one. 1663 01:56:55,949 --> 01:56:58,251 I don't know what I would do without this job. 1664 01:56:58,418 --> 01:57:00,887 I mean, before I met Tony-- 1665 01:57:30,160 --> 01:57:32,180 So how long you been here? 1666 01:57:32,185 --> 01:57:34,354 Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you. 1667 01:57:35,321 --> 01:57:38,191 -ls he here too? -In the toilet? No, he's upstate. 1668 01:57:38,758 --> 01:57:40,226 Upstate-- Like, upstate-upstate? 1669 01:57:40,427 --> 01:57:41,995 Yeah, let's go. 1670 01:57:43,363 --> 01:57:44,497 Take a look. 1671 01:57:44,664 --> 01:57:46,700 It's pretty impressive, huh? 1672 01:57:47,801 --> 01:57:50,537 Theyjust finished remodeling the whole thing. 1673 01:58:16,730 --> 01:58:19,833 -You don't see that every day. -Oh, there they are. 1674 01:58:20,500 --> 01:58:22,102 How was the ride up? 1675 01:58:22,535 --> 01:58:25,138 -Good. -Give me a minute with the kid. 1676 01:58:25,905 --> 01:58:27,741 -Seriously? -Yeah. 1677 01:58:28,174 --> 01:58:29,542 I gotta talk to the kid. 1678 01:58:30,143 --> 01:58:31,211 I'll be close behind. 1679 01:58:31,378 --> 01:58:35,115 How about a loose follow? All right? Boundaries are good. 1680 01:58:40,153 --> 01:58:41,354 Sorry I took your suit. 1681 01:58:41,521 --> 01:58:43,990 You had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was... 1682 01:58:44,190 --> 01:58:46,159 ...the perfect tough-love moment that you needed. 1683 01:58:46,359 --> 01:58:49,195 To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think? 1684 01:58:49,362 --> 01:58:51,131 -I guess. -Let's just say it was. 1685 01:58:53,330 --> 01:58:56,236 -Mr. Stark, I really-- -You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime. 1686 01:58:56,870 --> 01:58:58,538 But then you did the right thing. 1687 01:58:58,705 --> 01:59:01,875 Took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... 1688 01:59:02,420 --> 01:59:03,910 All right, not my best analogy. 1689 01:59:05,111 --> 01:59:07,470 l was wrong about you. 1690 01:59:07,580 --> 01:59:09,816 I think, with a little more mentoring... 1691 01:59:10,160 --> 01:59:12,452 ...you could be a real asset to the team. 1692 01:59:14,254 --> 01:59:16,890 -To the--? To the team? -Yeah. Anyway... 1693 01:59:16,256 --> 01:59:19,292 ...there's about 50 reporters behind that door. Real ones, not bloggers. 1694 01:59:19,793 --> 01:59:21,628 When you're ready... 1695 01:59:22,280 --> 01:59:23,730 ...why don't you try that on? 1696 01:59:23,897 --> 01:59:27,801 And I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: 1697 01:59:27,967 --> 01:59:29,636 Spider-Man. 1698 01:59:35,375 --> 01:59:37,610 Yeah, give that a look. 1699 01:59:43,116 --> 01:59:45,285 After the press conference, Happy will show you to your room... 1700 01:59:45,452 --> 01:59:46,519 ...your new quarters. 1701 01:59:46,720 --> 01:59:48,955 Where's he between? He's next to Vision? 1702 01:59:49,122 --> 01:59:51,358 -Yeah, Vision's not big on doors. -|t's fun. 1703 01:59:51,558 --> 01:59:52,859 Or walls. 1704 01:59:53,590 --> 01:59:54,894 You'll fit right in. 1705 02:00:01,334 --> 02:00:03,336 Thank you, Mr. Stark. 1706 02:00:03,803 --> 02:00:05,380 But I'm good. 1707 02:00:06,106 --> 02:00:08,575 You're good? Good--? How are you good? 1708 02:00:08,775 --> 02:00:12,946 Well, I mean, I'd ratherjust stay on the ground for a little while. 1709 02:00:13,113 --> 02:00:15,281 Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. 1710 02:00:15,448 --> 02:00:17,384 Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right? 1711 02:00:17,851 --> 02:00:19,319 You're turning me down? 1712 02:00:19,486 --> 02:00:21,554 You better think about this. Look at that. 1713 02:00:21,755 --> 02:00:22,989 Look at me. 1714 02:00:23,757 --> 02:00:24,824 Last chance. Yes or no? 1715 02:00:24,991 --> 02:00:26,292 -No. -Okay. 1716 02:00:26,459 --> 02:00:29,929 It's kind of a Springsteen-y, working-class hero vibe that I dig. 1717 02:00:30,130 --> 02:00:32,980 Happy will take you home. 1718 02:00:32,298 --> 02:00:33,767 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1719 02:00:33,967 --> 02:00:36,136 Mind waiting in the car? I need a minute. 1720 02:00:37,670 --> 02:00:40,340 -Thank you, Mr. Stark. -Yes, Mr. Parker, very well. 1721 02:00:40,507 --> 02:00:42,208 -See you around. -Okay. 1722 02:00:50,450 --> 02:00:51,651 That was a test, right? 1723 02:00:52,452 --> 02:00:54,888 -There's nobody back there? -Yes, you passed. 1724 02:00:55,789 --> 02:00:58,625 -All right, skedaddle there, young buck. -Thank you, Mr. Stark. 1725 02:00:58,825 --> 02:01:00,527 Yeah, thank you. 1726 02:01:02,629 --> 02:01:04,464 Told you he's a good kid. 1727 02:01:10,737 --> 02:01:12,205 -Where's the kid? -He left. 1728 02:01:12,372 --> 02:01:15,275 -Everybody's waiting. -He actually made a mature choice. 1729 02:01:15,475 --> 02:01:18,445 -ltjust surprised the heck out of us. -Did you screw this up? 1730 02:01:18,645 --> 02:01:20,714 -He told the kid to go wait in the car. -Are you kidding? 1731 02:01:20,880 --> 02:01:23,490 l have a room full of people in there waiting... 1732 02:01:23,216 --> 02:01:25,180 ...for some big announcement. What will I tell them? 1733 02:01:25,185 --> 02:01:27,654 Think of something. How about...? 1734 02:01:28,221 --> 02:01:30,390 -Hap, you still got that ring? -Do |--? l--? 1735 02:01:30,557 --> 02:01:31,725 -The engagement ring. -Are you kidding? 1736 02:01:31,891 --> 02:01:35,950 I've been carrying this since 2008. 1737 02:01:37,764 --> 02:01:38,898 Okay. 1738 02:01:39,650 --> 02:01:40,633 I think I can think of something better than that. 1739 02:01:40,834 --> 02:01:43,169 Well, it would buy us a little time. 1740 02:01:44,304 --> 02:01:45,972 I can't believe you have that in your pocket. 1741 02:01:46,139 --> 02:01:48,641 -Want me to get the door for you, hon? -I got it. 1742 02:02:04,824 --> 02:02:07,293 Aunt May, did you do dinner already? 1743 02:02:17,570 --> 02:02:19,205 May? 1744 02:02:40,994 --> 02:02:42,280 What the--?! 1745 02:04:56,129 --> 02:04:58,980 Look who it is. 1746 02:04:59,999 --> 02:05:03,169 What are the odds you and I'd end up at the same summer camp? 1747 02:05:03,336 --> 02:05:04,637 Relax. 1748 02:05:05,271 --> 02:05:07,240 This? It's not on you. 1749 02:05:07,440 --> 02:05:10,510 It's on our little spider friend. 1750 02:05:10,677 --> 02:05:14,280 I've got some boys on the outside who would love to meet him. 1751 02:05:14,447 --> 02:05:17,884 You know, take a picture, slice his throat, put his head in a dryer. 1752 02:05:18,451 --> 02:05:20,687 And I heard a rumor. 1753 02:05:23,957 --> 02:05:25,525 You know who he is. 1754 02:05:29,295 --> 02:05:31,631 If I knew who he was... 1755 02:05:31,798 --> 02:05:33,366 ...he'd already be dead. 1756 02:05:37,937 --> 02:05:40,774 Toomes, your family's here! 1757 02:12:19,906 --> 02:12:22,742 Hi, I'm Captain America, here to talk to you... 1758 02:12:22,909 --> 02:12:26,880 ...about one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have. 1759 02:12:27,470 --> 02:12:28,715 Patience. 1760 02:12:28,882 --> 02:12:30,984 Sometimes patience is the key to victory. 1761 02:12:31,184 --> 02:12:33,219 Sometimes it leads to very little... 1762 02:12:33,386 --> 02:12:35,722 ...and it seems like it's not worth it. 1763 02:12:35,889 --> 02:12:37,357 And you wonder... 1764 02:12:37,557 --> 02:12:41,394 ...why you waited so long for something so disappointing. 1765 02:12:45,980 --> 02:12:47,100 How many more of these?