1
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(GASPS)

2
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(SHRIEKS)

3
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(GRUNTING)

4
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(SCREAMING)

5
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(CLOCK TICKING)

6
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(BEEPING)

7
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(WHIRRING)

8
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(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

9
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WENDY: Walter, have you seen
my tweezers?

10
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(OBJECT CLATTERING)

11
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(CLATTERS)

12
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(SIGHS)

13
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(TIMER BEEPING)

14
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(BEEPING STOPS)

15
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Um, sorry.
Did you need that mug?

16
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(SIGHS) I needed that coffee.

17
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So...

18
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TOY: (ON SPEAKERS) Unitee.

19
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What you making, bud?

20
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A gadget for you

21
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- to wear on patrol.
- Oh.

22
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It's the perfect tool
to keep you safe.

23
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This button
makes a really loud sound

24
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- to incapacitate your enemies.
- (BEEPS)

25
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(IMITATES SIREN WAILING)

26
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(CHUCKLES)

27
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Like that.

28
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This one can wrap you
in an inflatable hug

29
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- so no one can hurt you.
- A-ha.

30
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And this one is for when
you're outnumbered.

31
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You just hold out your hand
and say, "Stop!"

32
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And boom!

33
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Glitter cloud!

34
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And the bad guys
will leave you alone.

35
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Oh! Because glitter makes
people happy?

36
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Because the refracted light

37
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causes the
enterochromaffin cells

38
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to release serotonin.

39
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Yeah, glitter makes
people happy.

40
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Let's try it out.

41
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Remember how you told me

42
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not to take apart
your cell phone?

43
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(GASPS) Walter Beckett,
you took apart my...

44
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Still wanna kill me?

45
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No. Just the opposite.

46
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Then it works!

47
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I also wanna add
some kitten visuals

48
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to trigger
the orbitofrontal cortex.

49
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DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO)
11-A-25,

50
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Code Six, 104 North.

51
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Hon, I gotta go.

52
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Time for my shift.

53
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Be good for Gram, okay?

54
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Uh, I'll come with you.

55
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I can finish this on the way.

56
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You won't even know I'm there.

57
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(CHUCKLES)
What you need to do
is get ready for school.

58
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Oh, Mom, school's boring.

59
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And the kids think I'm weird.

60
00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,784
Weird?

61
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Hey, look at me.

62
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What's wrong with weird?

63
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The world needs weird.

64
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Listen, I'm out there
keeping the neighborhood safe.

65
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But one day, your ideas...

66
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your gadgets...

67
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are gonna keep the world safe.

68
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And everybody will wish
they were as weird as you.

69
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You think?

70
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I know.

71
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Now, give me
a non-inflatable hug.

72
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Love you, partner.

73
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I promise
I'll always have your back.

74
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Team Weird?

75
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Team Weird.

76
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(PIGEON COOS)

77
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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

78
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(BLOWING)

79
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(MAN SHUDDERS)

80
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Man, it's cold!

81
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Hey, fellas.

82
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(GREETS IN JAPANESE)

83
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(IN ENGLISH)
Special Agent Lance Sterling.

84
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How you livin'?

85
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(BOTH SHOUTING IN JAPANESE)

86
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Whoa, okay, okay.

87
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Everybody good?

88
00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,201
I'm just gonna take his gun

89
00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:29,869
and I'm gonna toss it
to that snowman.

90
00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,971
And while you're both looking
all confused,

91
00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,206
trying to figure out
what's going on...

92
00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,442
- I'm just gonna knock you out.
- BOTH: Huh?

93
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(BOTH GROAN)

94
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(PIGEON COOS)

95
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- (EXCREMENT SPLATTERS)
- Ugh.

96
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He didn't deserve that.

97
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Rats with wings.

98
00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,192
(ON SPEAKERS) I'm in position.

99
00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,860
What is your situation?

100
00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:58,310
Just getting a visual...

101
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now.

102
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JOYLESS: 10 o'clock.

103
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LANCE: Katsu Kimura.

104
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Everybody's favorite
arms dealer.

105
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JOYLESS: There.
That briefcase is your objective.

106
00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:16,149
Inside is the M9 Assassin.

107
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The first semi-autonomous
attack drone,

108
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powered by atmospheric energy.

109
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Never shuts down,

110
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never stops pursuing its target.

111
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They stole it
from our covert weapons lab.

112
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- (COMPUTER BEEPING)
- Uh, Director Jenkins,

113
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He's got incoming.

114
00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,232
Detecting 70 extra hostiles
around the perimeter.

115
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(SIGHS) I don't want
another mess like Kyrgyzstan.

116
00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,904
Lance, listen to me.
You've got 70 yakuza incoming.

117
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Stand down.

118
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LANCE: (SCOFFS)
That's better odds than I usually get.

119
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No! Do not engage.

120
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This time, you need to wait
for the backup team.

121
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(SCOFFS) Team?

122
00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:48,915
I fly solo.

123
00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:50,784
- Wait. Lance, listen to...
- (STATIC FEEDBACK)

124
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(CLEARS THROAT)
I think he cut off...

125
00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:56,790
- I get it!
- Yeah, great,

126
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- That's right. Sorry.
- (JOYLESS SIGHS)

127
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

128
00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,764
(LAUGHS)

129
00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,660
- (GROANS)
- (THUDS)

130
00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:07,701
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING
CONTINUES)

131
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(EXCLAIMS)

132
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- (YELLING)
- (CHOKING)

133
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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

134
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LANCE: Huh.

135
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

136
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LANCE: Uh-oh.

137
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Guess it's time
to introduce myself.

138
00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,820
(BEEPING)

139
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Huh? (YELLS)

140
00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,821
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

141
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,100
(SCREAMING)

142
00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:24,411
You know how you can tell

143
00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,212
when you're the world's
greatest spy?

144
00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,715
(GROANS FRUSTRATEDLY)
Sterling.

145
00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,250
Lance Sterling.

146
00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,885
Everyone knows the name.

147
00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:33,687
I'mma need that case.

148
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,689
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

149
00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:38,358
(GRUNTS)

150
00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,527
(YELLING)

151
00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,563
(GROANS)

152
00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:47,233
(CHUCKLES)
Just 3 ounces of pressure
to the vagus nerve...

153
00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,768
and then look at your boy.

154
00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,370
Sleepy night-night.
(CHUCKLES)

155
00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,405
Hey, you mind giving me a hand?

156
00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,743
(SCOFFS)

157
00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,178
Hey, come on.

158
00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,746
What was it?
The hand joke?

159
00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:02,549
(WHIRRING)

160
00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,688
(LANCE GRUNTS)

161
00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,256
(CHOKING)

162
00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,592
You don't remember me, do you?

163
00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,762
What can I say?
I meet a lot of bad guys.

164
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:21,401
I'm gonna show you pain
that you can't imagine.

165
00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,403
(LANCE GRUNTS)

166
00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,671
- (YELLS)
- (LANCE GASPS)

167
00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,646
(ALL YELLING)

168
00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,787
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

169
00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:46,260
(GRUNTS) I don't think
that subtitle was in my favor.

170
00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:50,597
Okay. Oh, okay.

171
00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:54,434
You wanna do it the hard way?
Let's go, then.

172
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,969
Let's do it the hard way.

173
00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:02,175
(ALL YELLING)

174
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,677
It's about to get messy.

175
00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,148
(CAT MEOWING)

176
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,518
ALL: Aw.

177
00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,520
What the...

178
00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,321
(COOS)

179
00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:18,124
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

180
00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,760
(LANCE GASPS)

181
00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,115
Ooh.

182
00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,883
(SCREAMS)

183
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,852
(GROANING)

184
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,389
(BEEPING)

185
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,257
Hey, don't take
the loss so hard.

186
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,392
I mean, you did great.

187
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,927
And you got to meet
Lance Sterling.

188
00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:14,247
(PIGEONS SQUAWKING)

189
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,282
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

190
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,131
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

191
00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:15,702
(ENGINE ROARING)

192
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,185
GERALDINE: Next. Okay,
put everything in the bin.

193
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,920
- Yes, come through.
- (COMPUTER CHIMES)

194
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,188
Oh! He's coming.

195
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,423
WOMAN: Wow.
Here he comes!

196
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,657
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
- Yes,

197
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,125
Your eyes aren't deceiving you.

198
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,360
Yep, it's him.

199
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,494
Thank you, thank you.

200
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,696
MAN: Looking good,
Agent Sterling!

201
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,964
Hey, not looking
so bad yourself.

202
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,660
- (CHEERING CONTINUES)
- Thank you. Thank you.

203
00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:47,867
Yeah, you know what?
Go ahead back to work.

204
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,570
Go ahead back to work.
It's too much.

205
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,871
It's probably the right amount.

206
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,173
- (ALL LAUGH)
- But still go back to work.

207
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,240
Still go back to work.

208
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,909
You're so crazy.
(CHUCKLING)

209
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,278
DAVE: What's up, Sterling?

210
00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,412
Lucas!

211
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,580
DAVE: My name's Dave.

212
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,383
There you go.
Good to see you.

213
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,451
AGENTS: Morning, sir.

214
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,885
Fellas, give it to me.

215
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,530
Dude, did you see that?

216
00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:08,188
Never wash that hand again.

217
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,824
I feel stronger.
Like, I legit feel stronger.

218
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,392
- Can I hold it?
- Yeah.

219
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,194
- LANCE: Dude from Accounting.
- Thanks for the win, Sterling.

220
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,496
Keep my money right.
Keep my money right.

221
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,664
Go ahead, man.
All right.

222
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,765
AGENT: Hey,
welcome back, Lance.

223
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,330
Thank you, thank you.

224
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,203
(CATS MEOWING)

225
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,972
Aw, he's the most
adorable agent ever!

226
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,307
(SIGHS) Somebody gonna get it.

227
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,412
(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

228
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,889
(PANTING)

229
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,460
(BEEPS RAPIDLY)

230
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,336
Oh! Agent Sterling.

231
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,573
Walter Beckett.

232
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,675
TECHNICIAN: (COUGHING) Weirdo.

233
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,776
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

234
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,100
TOY: (ON SPEAKERS)
Unitee loves you.

235
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,645
WALTER: All right, Unitee.

236
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,113
- (BEEPS)
- Imagine...

237
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:11,518
A hydrothermal explosion is
about to melt your face off.

238
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,952
But what's this?

239
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,854
A gadget that can surround you
in a pressurized pocket

240
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,122
- of safety?
- (BEEPS)

241
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,625
"Can it work?"
It hasn't yet, but maybe.

242
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,693
- Here we go.
- (TOILET FLUSHES)

243
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,861
Session number nine,
test 30... Oh!

244
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,863
Oh, hey, Terrance.

245
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,399
Tonight's the season finale
of Hearts in Seoul.

246
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,567
I sent you an e-vite.

247
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,569
I, uh... (STAMMERS)

248
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,271
You just click "accept"
in your...

249
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,139
Agent Sterling.

250
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,942
Uh... Hi, wow.
Uh, Walter Beckett.

251
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,177
Pleasure to meet...

252
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,312
Aw. (GASPS)

253
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,480
You used it.

254
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,160
You touched my stuff.

255
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,952
Okay, okay. Look, I know
it's non-traditional, but...

256
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,320
Feel me here, little man.

257
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,788
So, I'm out there...

258
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,990
and I'm saving the world,
doing big things.

259
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,392
- That's what I do.
- Mmm-hmm.

260
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,194
And the way I do it...

261
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,895
is to have my things

262
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,631
do the things
I expect my things to do.

263
00:14:58,665 --> 00:14:59,833
Yep. Ow.

264
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,769
Like blow stuff up.

265
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,237
See, out there...

266
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,774
I gotta fight fire with fire.

267
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:11,244
Because if I try to fight fire
with glitter...

268
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,215
I could get my face burned off.

269
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,816
But you didn't.

270
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,585
Because the kitty glitter
worked.

271
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,886
- Kitty litter?
- Glitter.

272
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,521
Kitty glitter.

273
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,823
It's scientifically proven
that watching kittens...

274
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,792
causes the
enterochromaffin cells

275
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,270
to release serotonin.

276
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,930
Glitter makes people happy.

277
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,466
(SIGHS) Know what works
even better?

278
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,350
A grenade.

279
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,870
It's kinda violent,
don't you think?

280
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,805
Can't save the world
with a hug, Wilson.

281
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,807
(CHUCKLES)
It's Walter.

282
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,842
And what if you could?

283
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,377
- The inflatable hug.
- (BEEPING)

284
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:49,582
Kind of a personal protection device
I've been developing.

285
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,180
(SQUEAKING)

286
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:02,362
This is a vile
waste of taxpayer dollars.

287
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,496
(CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)

288
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,265
(GRUNTING)

289
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,300
Look, I'm just saying
you can do more

290
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,690
by bringing people together...

291
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,470
than blowing them up.

292
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,500
And if I can convince you,

293
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:14,400
we can convince
the whole agency.

294
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:15,675
LANCE: There is no "we."

295
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:16,843
Uh, Agent Sterling.
Just...

296
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,511
- Okay. Okay, okay.
- Millennials.

297
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,800
WALTER: No, wait, wait, wait.
Please don't close that door.

298
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,181
- Not interested.
- (BEEPING)

299
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,248
Listen, you gotta hear me out.

300
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,500
- Whatever it is, no.
- (GROANS)

301
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,121
- (OBJECTS CLATTER)
- Phew. Look, I've been working

302
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,222
On this thing at home, right...

303
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:32,258
that is gonna change
spying forever.

304
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,940
Imagine...

305
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,329
if I could make you,
wait for it...

306
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,564
drumroll, please...

307
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,734
(DRAMATICALLY)
disappear.

308
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:41,801
Disappear?

309
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,869
Yeah.

310
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,571
(DRAMATICALLY)
Disappear.

311
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,673
Why are you saying it like that?

312
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,676
(DRAMATICALLY)
For effect.

313
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,460
I'm totally excited about it.

314
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:54,147
- (DEVICE BEEPS)
- It's called

315
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,216
Bio-dynamic concealment.

316
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,984
- (PEN WARBLING)
- Boom. Mic drop.

317
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,253
Huh? Conceal this?

318
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,454
(CHUCKLING)

319
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,230
WALTER: I mean, you wouldn't
need a bulletproof suit.

320
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,424
You wouldn't need
exploding cufflinks.

321
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,259
- (WHIRRING)
- You could blend in anywhere.

322
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,328
What if you were totally...

323
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:10,130
(LANCE EXCLAIMS)

324
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,931
(SLURRING) ...invisible?

325
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,299
(GASPS)

326
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,834
Wow. Dude.

327
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,736
That's a mess.

328
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,204
(SLURRING)
Don't worry yourself.

329
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,206
The effects,
they're only temporary.

330
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,776
All right, cool, cool.
I'm gonna get outta here.

331
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,177
Wait, wait, wait. (GRUNTS)

332
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,915
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Look, you're the world's greatest spy.

333
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,984
Nobody ever listens to my ideas

334
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:33,190
or gives me a chance...

335
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,255
but if you did...

336
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,289
together...

337
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,600
we could really
make a difference.

338
00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:42,280
"Make a difference"?

339
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,650
(CHUCKLES)
Boy, I am the difference.

340
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,702
All I need from you
is when I want a grenade...

341
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,670
make me a grenade.

342
00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:51,705
Can you do that?

343
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,474
There's a better way.

344
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,542
(SIGHS)

345
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,577
Wrong answer, Willy.

346
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,579
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- You're fired.

347
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,980
What? Wait.

348
00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,416
No, no, no.
Uh, please don't fire me!

349
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,580
AGENT: (SCOFFS) Weirdo.

350
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,364
Mission accomplished.

351
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,500
Oh, man, I'm telling you,
it was one of my best.

352
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,302
- (JOYLESS CLEARS THROAT)
- I was on fire.

353
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:26,406
Fighting, explosions,
tons of witty catchphrases.

354
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,273
JOYLESS: Lance?

355
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,510
I had to jump
through a helicopter.

356
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,745
- (CHUCKLING)
- Lance?

357
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,246
(BABBLING)

358
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,714
- Right?
- JOYLESS: Lance!

359
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,249
- Hmm?
- Please tell me

360
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,219
You have an explanation
for why this is empty.

361
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,550
MARCY: I know why.

362
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:43,957
Because he stole it.

363
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,225
JOYLESS AND LANCE: Excuse me?

364
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,494
Agent Marcy Kappel,
Internal Affairs.

365
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,529
Mind if my team sweeps the room?

366
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,730
Yes, I mind.

367
00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:52,320
They call me Eyes.

368
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,834
Spectral analysis
and quantum optical thermography.

369
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,736
Ears. Sound.

370
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,271
Okay.

371
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,410
Hey, y'all need to ease out
of my face right now.

372
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,375
Whoa! Hey.

373
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,911
Weapons deactivated.
Backing up.

374
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,713
Take Agent Sterling
into custody.

375
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,214
All right, enough!

376
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,117
We're talking about
my top agent here.

377
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,752
I trust this man.

378
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,390
The only thing we can trust
is the facts.

379
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,825
Eyes?

380
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,460
A surveillance camera in Tokyo

381
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,429
picked this up two hours
after your mission.

382
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,367
- MAN: Stop right there.
- (WHOOSHES)

383
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,303
(MAN SCREAMS)

384
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,948
- Lance?
- Joy.

385
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,249
His heart rate just spiked.

386
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,751
That's because it isn't me.

387
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,286
Vocal patterns
is all off the hook.

388
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,420
This has to be wrong.

389
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,556
This is wrong!
I didn't...

390
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,792
Look, there was a guy
with a robot hand.

391
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,160
He stole the Assassin,

392
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,563
and he scanned my face
to frame me.

393
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,997
That sounds plausible,

394
00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:59,899
and not like something
you just made up.

395
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,568
Sounds a little Scooby-Doo, bro.

396
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,435
It isn't me!

397
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,537
Okay, so, just to be clear...

398
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,108
there's a man with a robot hand
and Lance's face

399
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,143
who took the M9 Assassin.

400
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,311
We all feel good about that?

401
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,213
Okay, case closed.
Let's go home.

402
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,281
You know what?

403
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,449
There's a bad guy

404
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,550
who needs to be stopped.

405
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,618
(CLICKS)

406
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,754
Couldn't agree more.

407
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,655
Huh. You're good.

408
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,891
Lance, just cooperate.

409
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,826
Didn't see that coming, did you?

410
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,461
Did you see that coming?

411
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:29,496
(BEEPING)

412
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,734
He's running.
Why do they always run?

413
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,870
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

414
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,340
- (EXHALES)
- Off to save the world again?

415
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,941
Uh, yeah, you, too.
You, too.

416
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,109
'Sup, Sterling?

417
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,277
All good, all good.

418
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,912
- (MAN GRUNTS)
- Sorry.

419
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,714
- Sterling!
- (SIGHS)

420
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:49,683
Now.

421
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,170
AGENT: (ON RADIO)
Northwest corner.

422
00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:52,252
Got him.

423
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,755
(GRUNTING)

424
00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:57,557
(SIGHS)

425
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,825
Coming through, coming through.

426
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,561
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

427
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,697
MARCY: Security!

428
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,232
Shut this place down!

429
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,300
Agent Sterling?

430
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,735
I would do what she says.

431
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,704
She is very unpleasant.

432
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,748
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

433
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,686
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

434
00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:01,554
(ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES)

435
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,824
Agent Sterling!
What's happening, man?

436
00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:07,394
I was just telling the guys
about the time you...

437
00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:11,664
(SCREAMING ECHOES)

438
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,500
(SIREN BLARING)

439
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,600
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

440
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,243
All right, Sterling.

441
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,845
Think.

442
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,514
Think.

443
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,718
Somebody else knows
about Robot Hand.

444
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,354
(SIGHS) Who?

445
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,525
Kimura.

446
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,428
Find Kimura.

447
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,430
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Tracking Katsu Kimura.

448
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:46,666
Wireless signal intercepted
in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico.

449
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:47,967
You shouldn't be calling me.

450
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,350
LANCE: Mexico.

451
00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:50,170
I'm trying to lay low!

452
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,705
(SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)

453
00:22:52,272 --> 00:22:53,807
(GRUNTS)

454
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,442
I need to disappear.

455
00:22:57,430 --> 00:22:59,779
(IMITATES WALTER)
Disappear.

456
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,617
Bingo.

457
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,753
Hope you got
your pants on, Wilbur.

458
00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:25,739
- TOY: (DISTORTED) Unitee.
- (POWERS DOWN)

459
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,744
WALTER: (SIGHS)
I miss you, Mom.

460
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,688
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

461
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,590
(COOS)

462
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,762
(WOMAN CRYING ON TV)

463
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,360
(SPEAKING KOREAN ON TV)

464
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:08,848
(BOTH SOBBING)

465
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,351
See, Lovey?

466
00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:13,420
Some dreams do come true.

467
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,921
- (DEVICE TRILLING)
- Oh, um...

468
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:18,658
(GRUNTS) Okay.

469
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,361
(TRILLING CONTINUES)

470
00:24:31,705 --> 00:24:32,739
(EXHALES)

471
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:35,308
Commencing bio-dynamic
concealment

472
00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:37,811
test number 83, batch five.

473
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:43,149
(GASPS) Exothermic reaction.

474
00:24:43,183 --> 00:24:44,718
That's an exothermic reaction.

475
00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:47,921
Uh, Lovey, could I borrow
a feather, please?

476
00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,522
- (COOS)
- Thank you.

477
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,191
Here's a little something
for you.

478
00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:52,559
(COOS)

479
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,433
(EXHALES) If this works,

480
00:25:00,467 --> 00:25:02,535
they'll have to
give me my job back.

481
00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:13,780
No way. It worked.

482
00:25:14,447 --> 00:25:15,582
It worked.

483
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,183
It worked! It worked!
It worked!

484
00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:18,385
Lovey, it worked!
It worked!

485
00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:19,652
I need to disappear.

486
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,870
(YELLS)

487
00:25:21,121 --> 00:25:22,355
(GASPS)

488
00:25:22,389 --> 00:25:23,656
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
What... How did you...

489
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,358
What are you doing in my...
(CLEARS THROAT)

490
00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:26,493
(IN NORMAL VOICE) What's up?

491
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:27,627
Okay, listen.

492
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,529
That next-generation
concealment tech

493
00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:30,897
you were
talking about earlier...

494
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:33,566
you wouldn't happen
to have it on hand, would you?

495
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,436
Actually, I do happen
to have it in hand.

496
00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:37,470
Show it to me.

497
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:38,471
Sure. Um...

498
00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:39,706
Well, can I offer you a drink?

499
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:40,774
- (GROANS)
- I got water,

500
00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:42,676
Soylent drinkable
meal replacement...

501
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,577
Mmm. Good.
We had a drink.

502
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:45,879
So, what are we
talking about here?

503
00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:47,547
- Light-bending camo suit?
- (WHIMPERS)

504
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,683
Adaptive response silicon...
(GRUNTS DISGUSTEDLY)

505
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,318
(CLICKS TONGUE) Diet stuff
has a weird aftertaste.

506
00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:53,486
What's the tech?

507
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:57,390
Um... Well,
you just drank it.

508
00:25:57,424 --> 00:25:59,192
- Drank what?
- The tech.

509
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,326
Now it's gone. Yep.

510
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,428
(EXCLAIMS)

511
00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,129
Why do you have
a pigeon in here?

512
00:26:03,163 --> 00:26:06,466
Yeah, okay, that's just Lovey.
She's my roommate.

513
00:26:06,499 --> 00:26:07,600
- How am I gonna do this?
- Um, that's weird.

514
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:08,702
This is bad.
No, it's not.

515
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:09,969
To have a pigeon in your house.

516
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:10,837
It's amazing.

517
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,806
- It's science. Here we go.
- (BEEPING)

518
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:14,841
You just drank
an ingestible formula

519
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,609
that uses a CRISPR-Cas9
genetic editor...

520
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:19,145
to resequence your DNA
on a molecular level.

521
00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:20,380
(BEEPS)

522
00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:21,581
Science rocks.

523
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:24,317
Wow! Okay, here's
what I need you to do.

524
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,386
Pretend like
you're a normal person

525
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,655
talking to a much cooler
normal person.

526
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:31,558
(EXHALES)
In precisely 45 seconds,

527
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,526
you will transform into...

528
00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:35,280
a pigeon.

529
00:26:45,138 --> 00:26:46,139
I'm out.

530
00:26:46,573 --> 00:26:47,774
Wait, wait, wait.

531
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,420
What you're about to experience

532
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:50,477
- is the future of espionage.
- (GROANS)

533
00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:51,678
Okay.

534
00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:54,647
You might be experiencing
some mild discomfort.

535
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:55,782
(YELLS)

536
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:56,916
Or severe.

537
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,418
- I'll make a note of that.
- (DEVICE BEEPING)

538
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,200
This is because
I fired you, right?

539
00:27:00,530 --> 00:27:01,421
- (OBJECTS CLATTER)
- (LANCE GROANING)

540
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,323
Okay, I'm gonna walk outta here.

541
00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:04,724
Yeah, that might be hard.

542
00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:08,194
Because you're in the middle
of chromothripsis.

543
00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:10,764
Okay, might pass out.

544
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,932
Oh, you're definitely
gonna pass out.

545
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,468
Your genomes
are being smashed apart...

546
00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:17,570
so they can be reassembled
with pigeon DNA.

547
00:27:17,604 --> 00:27:20,240
(GRUNTS)
Muscle it down, Lance.

548
00:27:20,273 --> 00:27:21,641
Muscle it down.

549
00:27:21,675 --> 00:27:24,711
Oh! What did you do?
What did you do?

550
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,680
WALTER: Whoa.
You're entering Phase Two.

551
00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:27,847
Epigenetic modulation.

552
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:28,982
(GROANS)

553
00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:30,750
Think of each gene
as having a switch.

554
00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:33,486
And one by one, your switches
are flipping to pigeon.

555
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,220
Human-pigeon, human-pigeon,
human-pigeon.

556
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,758
(ECHOING) Human-pigeon,
human-pigeon, human-pigeon.

557
00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:41,940
(GROANS) Stop with the lights!

558
00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,729
Wait, look at my hand!

559
00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:46,733
Baby hand.

560
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:49,690
(DISTORTED VOICE)
This is the final phase!

561
00:27:51,204 --> 00:27:53,106
(MOANS)

562
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:56,109
This isn't so bad.
(CHUCKLES)

563
00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:58,110
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Your body is being
flooded with endorphins

564
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,813
to prepare you
for the immense physical pain

565
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,948
you're about to experience.

566
00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:04,384
Wait. Say that again.

567
00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:06,619
(SCREAMING)

568
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,222
You poisoned me!

569
00:28:09,622 --> 00:28:10,724
"Poisoned"?

570
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,592
That's not even my department.

571
00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:14,361
Squeeze the poison out.

572
00:28:14,728 --> 00:28:16,290
(GAGS)

573
00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:18,732
I wouldn't do that.

574
00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:19,899
(DISTORTED VOICE)
Three seconds.

575
00:28:19,933 --> 00:28:22,268
You're gonna be fine.
Trust me.

576
00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:23,870
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Here we go.

577
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:25,939
(GROANING)

578
00:28:26,506 --> 00:28:27,574
Hmm?

579
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,843
- Ha!
- What?

580
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:31,311
(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)

581
00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:32,345
Whoa. That clock's fast.

582
00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:33,380
(BEEPING)

583
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,520
WALTER: Lance?

584
00:28:40,687 --> 00:28:41,688
Lance.

585
00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:43,723
It worked.

586
00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:45,225
Subject's vitals are stable.

587
00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:48,495
Inserting rectal thermometer.
(GASPS)

588
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:53,933
It's okay, buddy.

589
00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,836
Hey, it's okay.
Don't you worry.

590
00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:58,538
Your good friend Walter is here.

591
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:00,473
(SCREAMING)

592
00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:06,846
(GASPING)

593
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,114
Subject appears disoriented.

594
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,382
(CLATTERS)

595
00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,985
Of course I'm disoriented.

596
00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:13,860
- You can talk?
- (GRUNTS)

597
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:14,654
Lovey, he can talk!

598
00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:15,755
- It worked.
- My eyes!

599
00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:16,856
It worked.
Can you believe this?

600
00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:17,924
LANCE: What did you do
to my eyes?

601
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:19,693
- Hey, Lance, look at me.
- What did...

602
00:29:19,726 --> 00:29:20,860
(STAMMERS) Look at you?

603
00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:23,430
I can't not look at you, Walter.

604
00:29:23,463 --> 00:29:27,100
I can see my
and your face at the same time!

605
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:28,501
That is so cool!

606
00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:31,204
Fact, pigeons have
360-degree vision.

607
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,600
Now, nobody can sneak up
behind you.

608
00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:34,774
- Stop, girl. Come on.
- WALTER: This is so great.

609
00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:37,877
Pigeons can be found
in every major city around the world...

610
00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:39,112
and no one notices them.

611
00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:41,247
It's the most perfect form
a spy could take.

612
00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:44,840
You better un-bird me right now.

613
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:46,486
That's it. I'm not playing
with you. Un-bird...

614
00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:47,487
I'm raising my voice.

615
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,856
I probably shouldn't be
raising my voice at you.

616
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,910
I guess you could imagine

617
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:52,359
I'm a little stressed right now.

618
00:29:52,392 --> 00:29:54,661
I need you
to un-bird me, Walter.

619
00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:55,662
Mmm-hmm.
Of course.

620
00:29:55,695 --> 00:29:57,564
I'll start working
on an antidote right now.

621
00:29:57,597 --> 00:29:58,765
Start?

622
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,233
Well, the formula
was purely theoretical until you...

623
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,936
You're gonna start?
You don't have an antidote?

624
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:04,771
- (COOING)
- Stop, girl, seriously.

625
00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,600
Okay, okay.

626
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,508
So, you birded me,
and you can't un-bird me.

627
00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:11,411
Technically, you kind of
birded yourself.

628
00:30:11,444 --> 00:30:13,179
(CHUCKLING)
I'mma hurt this boy.

629
00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:14,347
- I'mma hurt this boy.
- WALTER: No, no, look.

630
00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:16,116
I know you're upset,
but everything's okay.

631
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,851
I called the Agency
and told them you're here.

632
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:18,985
You did what?

633
00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:20,860
No, no, no, it's okay.

634
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,154
I didn't tell them
you're a bird.

635
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,322
Although I think they're gonna

636
00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:24,124
figure that out
pretty quickly. (CHUCKLES)

637
00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:26,260
(GROANS) I gotta ghost.

638
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:27,694
(GROANS)

639
00:30:27,727 --> 00:30:31,731
Yeah, there may be one or two downsides
to your new form.

640
00:30:31,765 --> 00:30:34,434
Webster, open the door.

641
00:30:34,467 --> 00:30:36,302
- (CLICKS DOORKNOB)
- Okay. Okay.

642
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:38,438
What... Why are you running
from the Agency?

643
00:30:38,471 --> 00:30:40,573
Get off me! I'm running...
(GROANS)

644
00:30:40,607 --> 00:30:43,760
because there's a bad guy
out there with my face...

645
00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:44,444
and now I have to try
to stop him

646
00:30:44,477 --> 00:30:46,746
from hurting people
while being a bird.

647
00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:49,315
And thank you for that.
Thank you very much for that.

648
00:30:49,349 --> 00:30:51,651
You know what?
You're fired again.

649
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:53,186
Double fired!

650
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,880
Mmm, I don't think
that's a thing.

651
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,657
LANCE: Oh, it's a thing.
It's a thing now.

652
00:30:57,691 --> 00:30:58,792
(SIGHS)

653
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:01,428
(GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY)

654
00:31:05,650 --> 00:31:06,766
(SNIFFS) Okay.

655
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,680
It's a wingsuit.

656
00:31:08,101 --> 00:31:09,469
How hard could it be?

657
00:31:09,502 --> 00:31:11,171
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

658
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:13,239
Time to fly.

659
00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:16,910
Nope.

660
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,179
You broke into the Kremlin
using a napkin

661
00:31:19,212 --> 00:31:20,647
and a piece of duct tape.

662
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:25,850
You should be able
to get into your own car!

663
00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:27,387
(SQUEAKING)

664
00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:30,323
(PANTING)

665
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,393
Yep, yep, yep. (GRUNTS)

666
00:31:33,426 --> 00:31:34,894
(SQUEAKING)

667
00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:37,697
Got it, got it,
got it... Ow!

668
00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:38,732
Come on.

669
00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:41,768
(PANTING)

670
00:31:43,837 --> 00:31:46,439
(PANTING) Okay, hear me out.

671
00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:48,375
Is somebody talking?
I don't hear anybody talking.

672
00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:50,710
Especially somebody
that's been double fired...

673
00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,780
working on a triple fire.

674
00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,446
I'll come with you.

675
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,382
I can show you all the advantages
of being a pigeon

676
00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,617
and how it can make you
an even better spy.

677
00:31:57,650 --> 00:31:59,786
And then you'll give me
my job back.

678
00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:01,870
We both win.

679
00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:02,889
All right,
let me think about that.

680
00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:04,124
(INHALES SHARPLY) No.

681
00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:05,325
(SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)

682
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,594
Okay. Well,
I suppose you have somebody else

683
00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:08,695
who has a mobile lab...

684
00:32:09,462 --> 00:32:11,364
who could turn you back
into a man.

685
00:32:11,831 --> 00:32:12,932
(GROANS)

686
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,901
- Get in the car.
- You won't even know I'm here.

687
00:32:18,638 --> 00:32:20,540
(SIRENS BLARING)

688
00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:25,110
I'll just ride out here,
don't worry.

689
00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:26,980
WALTER: Oh, right. My bad.

690
00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:28,515
(TIRES SCREECHES)

691
00:32:28,548 --> 00:32:30,483
AGENT: Go, go, go!
Moving through.

692
00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:31,951
I want that tree gone, now!

693
00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:33,119
MARCY: (ON SPEAKERS)
Agent Sterling,

694
00:32:33,153 --> 00:32:34,320
exit the premises now!

695
00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:36,222
LANCE: What are you doing?
Get in the car!

696
00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:37,390
- (AGENTS SHOUTING)
- WALTER: Holy...

697
00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:39,225
LANCE: Wilfred! Let's move!

698
00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:40,727
AGENT: Let's go, go, go!

699
00:32:41,761 --> 00:32:43,329
Activate auto-drive.

700
00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:44,998
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Auto-drive engaged.

701
00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:46,833
LANCE:
Sterling private jet hangar.

702
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:48,635
See that, Walter?

703
00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:50,170
You can bird me...

704
00:32:50,203 --> 00:32:51,938
but you can't stop me.

705
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,173
(TIRES SCREECHES)

706
00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:57,277
He was behind us. (GROANS)

707
00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:58,578
Buckle up. And get me

708
00:32:58,611 --> 00:33:00,380
everything we can
on that Beckett kid.

709
00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:01,815
EYES: You think
they're working together?

710
00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:04,284
MARCY: Sterling works alone.
He's using him for something.

711
00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:05,919
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

712
00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:12,926
You brought the lady bird?

713
00:33:12,959 --> 00:33:14,661
She's my emotional
support animal.

714
00:33:14,694 --> 00:33:17,430
You're gonna need
a life support animal

715
00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:18,732
if that bird poop in my...

716
00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:20,200
(SIRENS BLARING)

717
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,668
(SIGHS) We got company.

718
00:33:21,701 --> 00:33:23,370
We've got units
blocking every street,

719
00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:25,905
overpass, and exit
within a 5-mile radius.

720
00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:28,608
Perfect.
Time for a cattle drive.

721
00:33:28,641 --> 00:33:29,809
EARS: Saddle up!

722
00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:31,444
(WALTER WHIMPERS)

723
00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:33,580
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Evasive maneuvers activated.

724
00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:35,548
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (LANCE GRUNTS)

725
00:33:38,418 --> 00:33:40,787
(GRUNTS) I don't have
time for this.

726
00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:41,721
- Activate weapons.
- What?

727
00:33:41,755 --> 00:33:43,156
- Activating weapons.
- LANCE: Relax.

728
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:45,158
I'm just gonna
take out her tires.

729
00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:46,860
Uh, that's really bad.

730
00:33:46,893 --> 00:33:48,280
(CHUCKLING) I dare you.

731
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,129
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Deactivating weapons.

732
00:33:49,162 --> 00:33:50,196
WALTER: No,
we're the good guys.

733
00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:52,132
We can't shoot
the other good guys.

734
00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:53,266
Yeah, you're right, Walter.

735
00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:54,667
Let's just pull over
and talk it out.

736
00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:55,802
Exactly. Can we?

737
00:33:55,835 --> 00:33:57,537
- Activate weapons.
- Activating weapons.

738
00:33:57,570 --> 00:33:59,706
- WALTER: Deactivate weapons.
- Deactivating weapons.

739
00:33:59,739 --> 00:34:01,641
WALTER: How about something
non-lethal like oil slick?

740
00:34:01,675 --> 00:34:02,509
Activate weapons.

741
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:03,777
WALTER: Deactivate weapons.

742
00:34:03,810 --> 00:34:05,512
LANCE: Don't listen to Walter.
Activate weapons.

743
00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:06,680
- Oil slick.
- Activate weapons.

744
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,482
Oil slick! Oil slick!
Oil slick!

745
00:34:10,784 --> 00:34:12,285
This man trippin'.

746
00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:14,287
Oil slick! Oil slick!
Oil slick!

747
00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:16,423
AUTOMATED VOICE: Deactivate.

748
00:34:16,456 --> 00:34:18,425
- System shut down. Goodbye.
- (SYSTEM POWERS DOWN)

749
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,493
LANCE: Oh, what did you do?

750
00:34:21,661 --> 00:34:23,229
(YELPS)

751
00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:24,664
(SCREAMING)

752
00:34:24,698 --> 00:34:26,320
(TIRES SCREECHING)

753
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:30,737
He's like a god of the asphalt.

754
00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:31,938
We'll see about that.

755
00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:37,777
LANCE: All right, all right.
I got this. I got this.

756
00:34:37,811 --> 00:34:38,845
I got this. I got this.

757
00:34:38,878 --> 00:34:40,113
We're gonna die! (WHIMPERS)

758
00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:41,181
LANCE: Oh, no.

759
00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:42,215
Watch out!

760
00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,284
(LANCE SCREAMING)

761
00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:47,387
(BOTH GRUNTING)

762
00:34:50,557 --> 00:34:52,625
We should be coming up on him
any second.

763
00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,135
This ends now.

764
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:03,269
Is everyone in position?

765
00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:04,571
AGENT: Affirmative.
In position.

766
00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:06,573
Walter, get that computer
back online.

767
00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:07,774
Systems coming back online.

768
00:35:07,807 --> 00:35:09,476
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Defensive applications online.

769
00:35:09,509 --> 00:35:10,777
- Oil slick?
- Fine,

770
00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:11,878
Whatever! Just press it!

771
00:35:11,911 --> 00:35:13,460
(BEEPS, WHIRRS)

772
00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:14,180
LANCE: Wait!
We're driving backwards.

773
00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:15,281
WALTER:
We're driving backwards.

774
00:35:15,315 --> 00:35:17,350
(BOTH SCREAMING)

775
00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,610
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

776
00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:43,977
- (BEEPS)
- (SYSTEM POWERS DOWN)

777
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,450
(DISTORTED) No!

778
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:48,882
(SCREAMING)

779
00:35:53,853 --> 00:35:54,854
(MUSIC STOPS)

780
00:35:57,724 --> 00:35:59,590
That was tight.

781
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,461
Yep. It's official.
I'm a fan.

782
00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:05,310
Did anyone else
see a pigeon in that car?

783
00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:08,401
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Auto-drive engaged.

784
00:36:10,136 --> 00:36:13,473
I can't help but feel
like some of this is my fault.

785
00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:17,430
Some? Joker,
this is all your fault.

786
00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:19,179
Airstrip. Now.

787
00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:20,313
WALTER: I'm sorry. Jeez.

788
00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,182
Didn't mean to ruffle
your feathers.

789
00:36:22,215 --> 00:36:24,170
LANCE: (SIGHS) I hate you.

790
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,520
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

791
00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:42,836
Lovey, this is the opportunity
we've been waiting for.

792
00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:45,472
There are so many gadgets
I wanna test in the field.

793
00:36:45,505 --> 00:36:47,440
We got the binder bubbles,
collide-oscope,

794
00:36:47,474 --> 00:36:49,609
hypno-stars,
blamethrower, snorepedo.

795
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:50,944
We've got the multi-pen.

796
00:36:50,977 --> 00:36:52,645
We haven't even tried
the multi-pen in the...
(GASPS)

797
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:54,848
I'm gonna need a code name.

798
00:36:54,881 --> 00:36:57,817
Bond. Hydrogen Bond.

799
00:36:57,851 --> 00:36:59,919
- (SLURPS)
- LANCE: Oh, no, where is it?

800
00:36:59,953 --> 00:37:01,521
- Wait! What is that?
- (LIQUID POURING)

801
00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:02,889
- What is that?
- (BEEPS)

802
00:37:02,922 --> 00:37:04,157
(RUMBLING)

803
00:37:04,157 --> 00:37:05,425
Oh! No, no.
Fly, fly, fly!

804
00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,827
(GRUNTING)

805
00:37:08,962 --> 00:37:10,497
(TOILET FLUSHING)

806
00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:12,320
(LANCE SCREAMING)

807
00:37:12,499 --> 00:37:13,833
(SPLUTTERS)

808
00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:15,835
(SPLUTTERING)

809
00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:22,909
Hey, everything go okay
in there?

810
00:37:22,942 --> 00:37:25,912
I just found out that
number one and number two...

811
00:37:25,945 --> 00:37:28,648
both come out of the same place.

812
00:37:28,682 --> 00:37:31,484
So, no.
Things are not okay.

813
00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:34,200
Yeah. It's called
a cloaca.

814
00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:35,655
It sounds weird and gross,

815
00:37:35,689 --> 00:37:37,290
but having a cloaca
just means...

816
00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:38,525
Dude!

817
00:37:38,558 --> 00:37:40,560
I know what it means.

818
00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:42,929
Saw it in the mirror.

819
00:37:42,962 --> 00:37:45,365
I know you're not
in a good place right now...

820
00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:48,435
but there are benefits
to being a pigeon.

821
00:37:48,468 --> 00:37:50,804
Okay, so read
what used to be my lips.

822
00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:52,772
You're only here, because A,

823
00:37:52,806 --> 00:37:55,141
I can't work a touchscreen
enough to eject you...

824
00:37:55,175 --> 00:37:59,379
and B, you're supposed to be
working on something, correct?

825
00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:01,470
Oh, the antidote.
Right. Sure.

826
00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:03,917
Yeah, that's going to take
18 hours to render.

827
00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:07,554
I'm stuck like this,
with this body, for 18...

828
00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:09,823
Ooh, boy...

829
00:38:09,856 --> 00:38:12,792
Whoo! Okay,
walk this one off.

830
00:38:13,326 --> 00:38:14,561
(EXHALES)

831
00:38:24,237 --> 00:38:26,539
You know, being a pigeon

832
00:38:26,573 --> 00:38:29,509
is actually way cooler
than it seems.

833
00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:31,811
And if you just embrace
your new form,

834
00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:33,780
you'll see all the advantages.

835
00:38:33,813 --> 00:38:36,383
Like, fact, did you know

836
00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:38,685
that pigeons can see
in slow motion?

837
00:38:38,718 --> 00:38:40,186
Because, fact, pigeons can fly

838
00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:42,689
up to 92.7 miles
per hour.

839
00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:43,990
- (COOING)
- And, fact, pigeons are

840
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,260
Highly intelligent animals
who like to play games.

841
00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:47,270
Oh, and, fact...

842
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,829
Fact! You should have kept
your seat belt on.

843
00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:51,297
Whoo!

844
00:38:51,331 --> 00:38:53,166
(LAUGHING)

845
00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:57,370
Fact, pigeons can see
ultraviolet light...

846
00:38:57,404 --> 00:38:58,805
which is a broad
spectrum of light

847
00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:00,306
the human eye can't even see.

848
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:02,420
Fact, pigeons are
a flock animal,

849
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:03,476
which makes it easier
for them to...

850
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:04,544
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

851
00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:05,612
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

852
00:39:17,957 --> 00:39:20,727
LANCE: All right, Kimura,
I'm coming for you.

853
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,430
Lance Sterling is on the scene.

854
00:39:23,463 --> 00:39:25,832
And Bond.
Hydrogen Bond.

855
00:39:28,234 --> 00:39:30,770
Dude, you need medicine.

856
00:39:30,804 --> 00:39:32,205
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

857
00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:35,800
- (JEERING)
- (BOTH EXCLAIM)

858
00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:35,975
- Go, go, go!
- Hey!

859
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:37,344
- WOMAN: You just pushed me.
- (LAUGHS)

860
00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:39,813
All right, y'all better squad up,
'cause here comes the...

861
00:39:39,846 --> 00:39:42,480
Hey! Did you just
toe-poke me?

862
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:45,685
You're a pigeon.
You can walk right past them.

863
00:39:46,286 --> 00:39:47,821
Oh. Huh.

864
00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:49,956
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

865
00:39:51,124 --> 00:39:52,325
Just a regular old bird.

866
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,394
(LANCE IMITATES CAWING)

867
00:39:54,427 --> 00:39:56,960
Uh, that's not a pigeon sound.

868
00:39:56,129 --> 00:39:57,497
Till you grow a cloaca,

869
00:39:57,530 --> 00:39:59,990
I decide
what the bird sounds are.

870
00:39:59,699 --> 00:40:02,602
(IMITATES SQUAWKING)

871
00:40:02,635 --> 00:40:03,970
(CHUCKLES)
They're so stupid.

872
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,638
You see, it's like
you're invisible.

873
00:40:05,672 --> 00:40:06,940
(CHUCKLES)
All right.

874
00:40:06,973 --> 00:40:07,974
(CLEARS THROAT)

875
00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:10,910
(GRUNTING)

876
00:40:14,948 --> 00:40:16,549
- (BEEPS)
- Your room key, sir.

877
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:17,851
Bingo.

878
00:40:17,884 --> 00:40:19,853
Okay, let's figure this out.
You and me. Let's go.

879
00:40:19,886 --> 00:40:22,589
Let's brainstorm.
How we gonna find this nut?

880
00:40:22,622 --> 00:40:25,425
Uh, you are gonna
sit down right here

881
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:27,160
on this very nice couch.

882
00:40:27,193 --> 00:40:28,194
But I'm your wingman.

883
00:40:28,228 --> 00:40:31,640
Ooh, you know who needs
a wingman? That couch.

884
00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:33,767
Go sit your narrow behind down
and do some science stuff...

885
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,703
and I'mma go find Kimura.
Alone.

886
00:40:37,537 --> 00:40:40,573
Oh, what is that heavenly smell?

887
00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:41,908
(SNIFFS) Mmm.

888
00:40:43,430 --> 00:40:44,344
Oh, no.

889
00:40:44,377 --> 00:40:46,179
Do not do it, Lance.

890
00:40:46,212 --> 00:40:47,514
(COOS) Oh...

891
00:40:47,547 --> 00:40:49,816
Mmm. Lance!
Have some dignity.

892
00:40:51,518 --> 00:40:53,486
Walter, what is happening?

893
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,523
It must be some sort of latent
avian instincts kicking in.

894
00:40:56,556 --> 00:40:58,391
Why am I eating food
off of the ground?

895
00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:01,361
Why does it taste amazing?

896
00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:05,899
Ugh. No, I'm good.
Thank you.

897
00:41:05,932 --> 00:41:06,933
(RETCHES)

898
00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:07,967
Oh, wow.

899
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:10,570
My dude, seriously,
give me 10 feet.

900
00:41:10,603 --> 00:41:12,639
Hey, no, human feet.
Back up.

901
00:41:12,672 --> 00:41:15,308
Oh, no. (GROANS)
I wish I could unsee that.

902
00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:17,677
This is huge. They've made you
part of their flock.

903
00:41:17,711 --> 00:41:19,579
I'm not trying to be
a part of nobody's flock.

904
00:41:19,612 --> 00:41:20,747
Shoo! Back up, fanboy.

905
00:41:20,747 --> 00:41:21,881
(COOS)

906
00:41:21,915 --> 00:41:23,950
I don't care that your name is Jeff.
Beat it.

907
00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:25,218
You can understand them?

908
00:41:25,251 --> 00:41:26,353
What? No, no!

909
00:41:26,386 --> 00:41:27,821
- Does Lovey really love me?
- I'm not hearing bird-talk.

910
00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:29,155
- Am I her best friend?
- (LANCE GRUNTS)

911
00:41:29,189 --> 00:41:30,490
None of this is right!

912
00:41:30,523 --> 00:41:31,758
Nice to meet you, Jeff.

913
00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:33,226
LANCE: Stop talking to Jeff!

914
00:41:34,928 --> 00:41:35,862
Ugh.

915
00:41:35,895 --> 00:41:37,397
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

916
00:41:48,808 --> 00:41:50,877
(PHONE RINGS)

917
00:41:50,910 --> 00:41:52,979
(RECEPTIONIST
SPEAKING SPANISH)

918
00:41:56,216 --> 00:42:00,286
All right, what alias
are you using, Kimura?

919
00:42:04,224 --> 00:42:05,792
"Not Kimura."

920
00:42:05,825 --> 00:42:07,827
Wow. That's clever.

921
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:10,196
I am way too good at this.

922
00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:14,670
- (GRUNTS)
- (BELL DINGS)

923
00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:16,102
Oh, come on.

924
00:42:16,136 --> 00:42:19,720
Seriously, fellas.
Not now.

925
00:42:19,105 --> 00:42:21,775
This is so humiliating.
(GRUNTING)

926
00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,760
(BELL DINGS)

927
00:42:23,109 --> 00:42:25,345
Hey, I'm not for the games.

928
00:42:25,378 --> 00:42:27,180
You better not...
Mmm-mmm.

929
00:42:28,214 --> 00:42:29,215
Stop it.

930
00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:32,786
Stop it! Stop!

931
00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:34,888
(BELL DINGING)

932
00:42:34,921 --> 00:42:35,755
No!

933
00:42:35,789 --> 00:42:37,857
Stop it!
What is wrong with you?

934
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:39,125
(BOTH SQUAWKING)

935
00:42:39,859 --> 00:42:41,127
(RECEPTIONIST GASPS)

936
00:42:42,162 --> 00:42:43,463
- Oh.
- (RECEPTIONIST GRUNTS)

937
00:42:45,165 --> 00:42:47,367
(RECEPTIONIST
SPEAKING SPANISH)

938
00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:50,470
(YELPS)

939
00:42:54,607 --> 00:42:55,909
(SIGHS)

940
00:42:57,444 --> 00:42:59,913
(SQUAWKING)

941
00:43:05,118 --> 00:43:08,388
Well, would you look at that?
Being in a flock helped you.

942
00:43:08,421 --> 00:43:09,656
Not my flock!

943
00:43:09,689 --> 00:43:10,990
Lance...

944
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,359
- Lance.
- (SQUAWKS)

945
00:43:12,392 --> 00:43:13,493
Wait, wait, wait. Uh...

946
00:43:13,526 --> 00:43:15,428
You should not
go up there alone.

947
00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:17,530
Maybe I have something else
that can help.

948
00:43:17,564 --> 00:43:21,735
Walter, I do not need your help.

949
00:43:21,768 --> 00:43:23,136
Never will.

950
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:27,374
Can you push "20"
for me, please?

951
00:43:27,407 --> 00:43:28,675
WALTER: I thought
you didn't need any help.

952
00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:29,776
I don't.

953
00:43:29,809 --> 00:43:30,910
- WALTER: Feels like helping.
- Nope.

954
00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:32,450
- WALTER: Yeah, a little bit.
- Didn't.

955
00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:33,213
WALTER: Did!

956
00:43:33,213 --> 00:43:34,381
Did not!

957
00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:54,534
- (SIGHS DEEPLY)
- (BEEPS)

958
00:43:54,567 --> 00:43:56,690
(DOOR OPENS)

959
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,808
(GRUNTS)

960
00:44:03,430 --> 00:44:04,511
Who's there?

961
00:44:04,544 --> 00:44:07,380
Talk while you still have lips.

962
00:44:07,414 --> 00:44:08,615
LANCE: Shut it, Kimura.

963
00:44:08,648 --> 00:44:11,217
(GASPS) Sterling.

964
00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:15,755
What do you want?

965
00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:17,257
Here's how this works.

966
00:44:17,290 --> 00:44:19,926
I ask the questions, you answer.

967
00:44:19,959 --> 00:44:20,994
What?

968
00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:22,128
What?

969
00:44:22,162 --> 00:44:23,763
I don't know how to answer that.

970
00:44:23,797 --> 00:44:25,310
How did you get here?

971
00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:26,366
KIMURA: Huh? How did I...

972
00:44:26,399 --> 00:44:28,535
I'm not telling you anything.

973
00:44:28,568 --> 00:44:29,836
- (COOING)
- Stop! Get off of me.

974
00:44:29,869 --> 00:44:32,572
You sold the Assassin
to a guy with a robot hand.

975
00:44:32,605 --> 00:44:33,540
Where is he?

976
00:44:33,573 --> 00:44:35,275
KIMURA: He'll kill me
if I tell you that.

977
00:44:35,308 --> 00:44:37,811
Oh, and you think
I won't? Talk!

978
00:44:40,347 --> 00:44:41,348
(SIGHS)

979
00:44:42,582 --> 00:44:44,451
(LANCE GRUNTING)

980
00:44:45,485 --> 00:44:46,486
(GRUNTS)

981
00:44:48,121 --> 00:44:49,489
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

982
00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:54,600
(SCREAMS)

983
00:44:56,529 --> 00:44:59,666
All right, Kimura, 3 ounces of pressure
to the vagus nerve.

984
00:44:59,699 --> 00:45:01,234
Sleepy night-night!

985
00:45:01,267 --> 00:45:02,569
(YELLS)

986
00:45:05,739 --> 00:45:07,440
I miss my hands.

987
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,478
Lance Sterling
is gonna die a pigeon...

988
00:45:11,511 --> 00:45:13,130
and be buried in a shoebox.

989
00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,547
(LAUGHING)

990
00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:15,882
(GROANING)

991
00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:28,795
Sterling is here somewhere.
I want agents on every exit.

992
00:45:28,828 --> 00:45:30,196
And everyone be careful.

993
00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:31,965
This is Lance Sterling
we're dealing with.

994
00:45:32,198 --> 00:45:33,733
Tell me where Robo Hand is.

995
00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:34,634
Never.

996
00:45:34,667 --> 00:45:37,704
Boy, I'm about to
pigeon-wing-slap...

997
00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:39,706
(GIGGLING)

998
00:45:39,739 --> 00:45:41,875
Oh. Oh, tough guy.
Okay.

999
00:45:41,908 --> 00:45:43,643
Then we do it the hard way.

1000
00:45:43,677 --> 00:45:45,478
Walter, I need a funnel,

1001
00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:47,113
jumper cables,
and a Nickelback album.

1002
00:45:47,147 --> 00:45:48,181
Nickelback?

1003
00:45:48,214 --> 00:45:49,983
What?
But that would hurt him.

1004
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,551
That's the whole point.

1005
00:45:53,153 --> 00:45:54,320
(WHIMPERS) No, no, no.

1006
00:45:54,354 --> 00:45:55,822
- Don't do that.
- Ooh.

1007
00:45:55,855 --> 00:45:57,524
That's what
I'm talking about, Walter.

1008
00:45:57,557 --> 00:45:58,792
Go science on this fool!

1009
00:45:58,825 --> 00:46:00,193
Oh, yeah!

1010
00:46:00,226 --> 00:46:02,128
I'm gonna science
all over your face.

1011
00:46:02,162 --> 00:46:03,997
Please, don't!

1012
00:46:07,667 --> 00:46:10,337
Did you just give that man
a refreshing spritz?

1013
00:46:10,370 --> 00:46:12,205
It's a truth serum, but yes,

1014
00:46:12,238 --> 00:46:13,807
it has a lavender quality to it.

1015
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,708
Watch.

1016
00:46:14,741 --> 00:46:17,143
Kimura,
what's your biggest secret?

1017
00:46:17,177 --> 00:46:19,312
I in the pool.

1018
00:46:19,346 --> 00:46:21,214
BOTH: That's a lot of honesty.

1019
00:46:21,247 --> 00:46:24,217
LANCE: Who is Robo Hand?
And why is he wearing my face?

1020
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,552
I don't know who he is.

1021
00:46:25,585 --> 00:46:26,886
Then what do you know?

1022
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,488
Well, I know
how to play the flute.

1023
00:46:28,521 --> 00:46:29,889
About Robo Hand!

1024
00:46:29,923 --> 00:46:32,920
I know he's on his way
to Venice right now

1025
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,593
to steal the Agent Database.

1026
00:46:33,626 --> 00:46:35,295
(GASPS) He's going to kill me.

1027
00:46:35,328 --> 00:46:36,863
- Agent Database?
- Database.

1028
00:46:36,896 --> 00:46:38,231
KIMURA: (MUFFLED)
Who says "database"?

1029
00:46:38,264 --> 00:46:39,499
Shut up.

1030
00:46:39,532 --> 00:46:42,669
He'll know the identities
of everyone at the Agency.

1031
00:46:42,702 --> 00:46:44,671
(CHUCKLES)
And once he does...

1032
00:46:44,704 --> 00:46:48,541
he'll use the Assassin
to eliminate all of them.

1033
00:46:48,575 --> 00:46:49,676
Not if I stop him first.

1034
00:46:49,676 --> 00:46:50,810
(LOVEY COOS)

1035
00:46:52,812 --> 00:46:55,315
(GRUNTS) She is relentless.

1036
00:46:55,348 --> 00:46:57,150
Block the door.
We need something heavy.

1037
00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:58,885
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1038
00:46:58,918 --> 00:47:00,530
Are you pulling?

1039
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,155
Of course I'm pulling!
Why aren't you pushing?

1040
00:47:02,188 --> 00:47:03,289
Just put your weight behind it.

1041
00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:05,859
I am putting my weight!
I'm feathers!

1042
00:47:08,862 --> 00:47:12,320
It's like a big bag
of pudding! (GROANS)

1043
00:47:12,465 --> 00:47:14,801
(SCREAMING)

1044
00:47:15,602 --> 00:47:16,770
Ugh. Yuck.

1045
00:47:16,803 --> 00:47:19,305
This is so embarrassing.

1046
00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:20,340
(BEEPS)

1047
00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:23,643
- (YELPS)
- (MARCY SIGHS)

1048
00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:25,780
You're out of moves, Sterling.

1049
00:47:25,111 --> 00:47:26,880
You and Beckett
are wanted for treason.

1050
00:47:26,913 --> 00:47:28,214
LANCE: We gotta go. Now.

1051
00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:29,716
No. Don't leave me
like this.

1052
00:47:29,749 --> 00:47:31,151
Sorry. I'm so sorry.

1053
00:47:31,184 --> 00:47:32,886
- Ears?
- Consider it done.

1054
00:47:32,919 --> 00:47:33,953
(WHIRRS)

1055
00:47:33,987 --> 00:47:35,321
(PANTING)

1056
00:47:36,823 --> 00:47:38,792
We gotta get to that balcony.
We're gonna have to parkour.

1057
00:47:38,825 --> 00:47:39,859
WALTER: What?

1058
00:47:39,893 --> 00:47:41,394
Cat pass! Tic-tac!
Jelly roll!

1059
00:47:41,428 --> 00:47:43,630
Desk lamp!
Flimflam! Bottle cap!

1060
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,831
I don't know
what any of that means.

1061
00:47:49,803 --> 00:47:51,771
Now or never, Walter.
Gotta go! Come on, Walter!

1062
00:47:51,805 --> 00:47:52,872
You can do this!

1063
00:47:52,906 --> 00:47:55,750
Okay, it's a physics problem,
Walter. Come on.

1064
00:47:55,108 --> 00:47:56,476
It's basic physics!

1065
00:47:56,509 --> 00:47:58,244
It's just basic physics.

1066
00:47:58,278 --> 00:47:59,746
(BEEPING)

1067
00:48:03,490 --> 00:48:04,818
You're right.

1068
00:48:04,851 --> 00:48:06,519
- We can do this.
- MARCY: Beckett!

1069
00:48:06,553 --> 00:48:08,210
- We can do this.
- MARCY: Beckett, don't you...

1070
00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:09,255
WALTER: We're gonna do this!

1071
00:48:09,289 --> 00:48:10,490
We can do this!

1072
00:48:16,496 --> 00:48:17,497
(YELPS)

1073
00:48:17,497 --> 00:48:18,531
(BLEEP)

1074
00:48:18,565 --> 00:48:20,533
- (SCREAMS)
- LANCE: Use your gadgets!

1075
00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:22,569
Use your gadgets!

1076
00:48:22,602 --> 00:48:24,671
A-ha! Grappling hook!

1077
00:48:25,739 --> 00:48:28,641
Fly! Fly!
What am I doing wrong?

1078
00:48:31,644 --> 00:48:33,246
- (WALTER GROANS)
- SOLDIER: There he is!

1079
00:48:35,115 --> 00:48:36,583
- (EXCLAIMS)
- (WHIMPERS)

1080
00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:39,753
WALTER: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

1081
00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:40,820
(MAN SCREAMS IN PAIN)

1082
00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:41,888
(LAUGHING)

1083
00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,861
Well, that's not good.

1084
00:48:47,894 --> 00:48:49,162
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1085
00:48:52,866 --> 00:48:53,767
Oh!

1086
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,535
LANCE: Walter, what else
you got on that pen?

1087
00:48:55,568 --> 00:48:57,103
(WHIMPERING)

1088
00:48:57,137 --> 00:48:58,138
No.

1089
00:48:59,606 --> 00:49:01,441
- (CHUCKLES)
- (ALL GROANING)

1090
00:49:01,474 --> 00:49:02,742
(WALTER SCREAMING)

1091
00:49:03,677 --> 00:49:05,979
Oh, hello, soft landing.

1092
00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:07,814
Oh! Whoa!

1093
00:49:08,515 --> 00:49:10,830
- Walter!
- (BOTH SCREAMING)

1094
00:49:22,729 --> 00:49:23,863
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- SOLDIER: Go, go, go!

1095
00:49:23,897 --> 00:49:25,465
LANCE: Oh, these guys
are the worst.

1096
00:49:25,498 --> 00:49:26,566
- SOLDIER 1: There he is!
- SOLDIER 2: Don't move!

1097
00:49:26,599 --> 00:49:28,268
(GASPS) The multi-pen!

1098
00:49:28,301 --> 00:49:29,936
LANCE: Yes! Great.
Shoot 'em!

1099
00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:33,573
Well, that is suboptimal.

1100
00:49:33,606 --> 00:49:35,942
That has a bit of
a suck factor to it.

1101
00:49:39,846 --> 00:49:42,148
Yeah, pillow.
Good call.

1102
00:49:42,182 --> 00:49:43,183
(CRACKLES)

1103
00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:45,510
(PEN BEEPING)

1104
00:49:45,850 --> 00:49:47,120
Lance, get down.

1105
00:49:48,154 --> 00:49:49,255
Get down!

1106
00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:52,726
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1107
00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:56,620
Huh? (SCREAMS)

1108
00:49:57,197 --> 00:49:58,298
(BURPS)

1109
00:49:58,331 --> 00:50:00,200
WALTER: Serious string.

1110
00:50:00,233 --> 00:50:02,435
Like Silly String, but serious.

1111
00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:03,570
Oddly effective.

1112
00:50:03,570 --> 00:50:04,704
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1113
00:50:04,738 --> 00:50:06,206
(MAN GROANING)

1114
00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:07,674
Come on, let's ghost.

1115
00:50:08,641 --> 00:50:10,510
There's something
you don't see every day.

1116
00:50:10,543 --> 00:50:13,130
Wow. This is tripped out.

1117
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:15,582
This is...
I don't know what this is.

1118
00:50:15,615 --> 00:50:17,650
This couldn't
have been Sterling.

1119
00:50:17,684 --> 00:50:19,219
No one's even hurt.

1120
00:50:19,252 --> 00:50:20,787
It might be that kid, Beckett.

1121
00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:22,455
But that doesn't make sense!

1122
00:50:22,489 --> 00:50:25,258
Beckett is just some nobody
in the gadget lab.

1123
00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:26,526
Well, according to his file,

1124
00:50:26,559 --> 00:50:29,290
that "nobody"
graduated MIT at 15...

1125
00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:32,298
and invented a way
to edit human genomes

1126
00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:33,767
in middle school.

1127
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:34,934
Dude is Jeopardy! smart.

1128
00:50:34,934 --> 00:50:36,102
(SIGHS)

1129
00:50:36,136 --> 00:50:37,904
Well, so are we.

1130
00:50:37,937 --> 00:50:38,938
(SQUELCHES)

1131
00:50:39,806 --> 00:50:41,708
(SIGHS) I stepped in it.

1132
00:50:41,741 --> 00:50:43,430
I stepped in the goo.

1133
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:44,778
Yeah, me, too.

1134
00:50:44,811 --> 00:50:47,614
These are my new kicks, man.

1135
00:50:54,287 --> 00:50:56,389
(BREATHING SHAKILY)

1136
00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:57,457
I hope this works.

1137
00:50:57,490 --> 00:50:58,725
I hope this works.
I hope this works.

1138
00:50:58,758 --> 00:51:01,227
Please, please, please.
(GASPS)

1139
00:51:01,261 --> 00:51:03,129
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1140
00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:09,536
(BEEPING)

1141
00:51:09,569 --> 00:51:11,638
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Weapons system online.

1142
00:51:11,671 --> 00:51:13,640
Agent Database
required for targeting.

1143
00:51:13,673 --> 00:51:14,841
It's done!

1144
00:51:14,874 --> 00:51:18,578
The entire facility
is running at full capacity.

1145
00:51:18,611 --> 00:51:20,180
Everything is exactly
how you wanted it.

1146
00:51:21,314 --> 00:51:25,850
But, please, the destruction
this is capable of...

1147
00:51:25,118 --> 00:51:26,119
(KILLIAN SIGHS)

1148
00:51:26,152 --> 00:51:28,888
Since when does your agency care

1149
00:51:28,922 --> 00:51:33,590
about the many, many,
many lives it destroys?

1150
00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:35,762
MAN: (GRUNTS) No!
Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no!

1151
00:51:35,795 --> 00:51:38,565
No, please, please!
Wait, wait, wait!

1152
00:51:38,598 --> 00:51:40,734
You said if I helped you,
you'd let me go.

1153
00:51:40,767 --> 00:51:44,170
Oh, yeah, I did.
Didn't I?

1154
00:51:44,537 --> 00:51:47,700
(SCREAMING)

1155
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,143
I hear Venice is wonderful
this time of year.

1156
00:51:57,617 --> 00:51:58,885
LANCE: Aw, yeah.

1157
00:51:58,918 --> 00:52:00,620
Just wait till I get to Venice.

1158
00:52:00,653 --> 00:52:02,822
I'mma tear that fool
his own cloaca.

1159
00:52:02,856 --> 00:52:04,624
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON VIDEO)

1160
00:52:04,657 --> 00:52:05,859
Walter!

1161
00:52:06,593 --> 00:52:07,994
- Walter!
- Huh? What?

1162
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,960
You're still working
on that antidote, right?

1163
00:52:10,597 --> 00:52:11,898
Working on it?

1164
00:52:11,931 --> 00:52:13,400
In a couple minutes, it's done.

1165
00:52:13,433 --> 00:52:14,501
(LANCE SIGHS)

1166
00:52:14,534 --> 00:52:16,536
But do you know
what else is working?

1167
00:52:16,569 --> 00:52:17,971
If you say being a pigeon...

1168
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,539
- Being a pigeon!
- (SCOFFS)

1169
00:52:19,572 --> 00:52:21,608
I'm really gonna
throw this boy in the ocean.

1170
00:52:21,641 --> 00:52:22,676
- (WHOOSHES)
- What? (EXCLAIMS)

1171
00:52:22,709 --> 00:52:24,477
Hey, how did y'all get here?

1172
00:52:24,511 --> 00:52:27,180
(CHUCKLES) Jeff and Crazy Eyes
aren't going to abandon you.

1173
00:52:27,213 --> 00:52:28,348
They're part of your flock.

1174
00:52:28,348 --> 00:52:29,516
LANCE: Come on. No.

1175
00:52:29,549 --> 00:52:30,650
Get your beak out my drink.

1176
00:52:30,684 --> 00:52:32,185
I have no idea
where that beak has been.

1177
00:52:32,218 --> 00:52:33,186
Back out. (GRUNTING)

1178
00:52:33,219 --> 00:52:34,387
No! Stop it!

1179
00:52:34,387 --> 00:52:35,555
WALTER: Okay, okay.

1180
00:52:35,588 --> 00:52:36,656
Here you go, guys.
Come on.

1181
00:52:36,690 --> 00:52:38,825
Have some of these.
They're gluten-free.

1182
00:52:38,858 --> 00:52:39,959
You're joking, right?

1183
00:52:39,993 --> 00:52:42,629
That one ate gum
stuck to a tissue.

1184
00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:44,130
(PEN BEEPING)

1185
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,201
And a spy pen.

1186
00:52:48,234 --> 00:52:50,403
We should probably
do something about that.

1187
00:52:50,437 --> 00:52:52,439
(DEVICE BEEPING)

1188
00:52:52,806 --> 00:52:54,140
It's ready.

1189
00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:55,642
Finally.

1190
00:52:55,675 --> 00:52:57,243
(CLICKING)

1191
00:52:57,277 --> 00:52:58,878
(WHIRRING)

1192
00:53:00,613 --> 00:53:01,815
(DINGS)

1193
00:53:06,453 --> 00:53:07,954
- May I?
- (LOVEY COOS)

1194
00:53:07,987 --> 00:53:10,223
Not this time, Lovey.
Thank you.

1195
00:53:10,590 --> 00:53:11,691
Ow!

1196
00:53:11,725 --> 00:53:13,159
Joker.

1197
00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:29,743
Well, that's not good.

1198
00:53:29,776 --> 00:53:32,312
"Not good" as in it'll taste bad

1199
00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:34,214
but still turn me back
into a human?

1200
00:53:34,247 --> 00:53:36,182
Mmm, "not good" as in
it won't turn you

1201
00:53:36,216 --> 00:53:37,417
back into a human...

1202
00:53:37,450 --> 00:53:39,552
and if you drink it,
all your cells will catch on fire.

1203
00:53:39,586 --> 00:53:40,653
Come on, man!

1204
00:53:40,687 --> 00:53:42,422
I'm sorry.
I'll figure it out.

1205
00:53:42,455 --> 00:53:43,757
Science is all trial and error.

1206
00:53:43,790 --> 00:53:45,759
This isn't a science lab.

1207
00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:48,895
If I don't stop this guy,
people will die!

1208
00:53:48,928 --> 00:53:50,663
You don't think
that I want to stop him, too?

1209
00:53:50,697 --> 00:53:52,298
Why do you think
I'm on this boat?

1210
00:53:52,332 --> 00:53:54,334
Do you have any idea

1211
00:53:54,367 --> 00:53:57,103
of how much motion sickness
medication I'm on right now?

1212
00:53:57,137 --> 00:54:00,707
I can hardly feel my legs!
(EXHALES)

1213
00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:03,977
But I'm here
because I believe...

1214
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:09,549
together, we can find
a good way to stop the bad.

1215
00:54:11,151 --> 00:54:12,519
(SIGHS)

1216
00:54:12,552 --> 00:54:14,320
I know you do, man.

1217
00:54:15,488 --> 00:54:18,124
But it's a fantasy.

1218
00:54:18,158 --> 00:54:22,462
When the bad guys hit you,
you hit 'em back.

1219
00:54:22,495 --> 00:54:26,733
You hit 'em so hard
that they don't get back up.

1220
00:54:26,766 --> 00:54:30,103
You gotta fight fire with fire.

1221
00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:34,908
When we fight fire with fire,
we all get burned.

1222
00:54:34,941 --> 00:54:37,911
There's no good guys
or bad guys.

1223
00:54:38,378 --> 00:54:39,512
Just people.

1224
00:54:41,548 --> 00:54:43,850
And people are worth saving.

1225
00:54:44,484 --> 00:54:46,190
Isn't that our job?

1226
00:54:47,721 --> 00:54:52,580
Evil doesn't care
that you're nice.

1227
00:54:56,796 --> 00:55:01,634
I watch good people
be taken every day.

1228
00:55:01,668 --> 00:55:02,702
(LOVEY COOS)

1229
00:55:02,702 --> 00:55:03,737
(SIGHS)

1230
00:55:03,770 --> 00:55:05,872
But you wouldn't know
nothing about that.

1231
00:55:10,510 --> 00:55:12,245
You'd be surprised.

1232
00:55:14,748 --> 00:55:16,950
(COOING SOFTLY)

1233
00:55:36,136 --> 00:55:37,804
First time in Venice?

1234
00:55:37,837 --> 00:55:39,506
First time anywhere, really.

1235
00:55:39,539 --> 00:55:40,774
It's always been my dream

1236
00:55:40,807 --> 00:55:42,909
to come here
and feed the pigeons.

1237
00:55:42,942 --> 00:55:44,611
- LANCE: You need help.
- (WALTER CHUCKLES)

1238
00:55:51,251 --> 00:55:53,530
LANCE: Time to put
your game face on.

1239
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:54,721
That's the Agency Data Vault.

1240
00:55:54,754 --> 00:55:56,890
- WALTER: Data Vault.
- (LANCE SIGHS)

1241
00:55:56,122 --> 00:55:58,758
If Robo Hand wants
a list of agents,

1242
00:55:58,792 --> 00:56:00,660
that's where he'll find it.

1243
00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:02,395
- You remember the plan?
- What plan?

1244
00:56:02,429 --> 00:56:04,164
You said, "Stay out of the way
and let me kick some..."

1245
00:56:04,197 --> 00:56:05,432
Good. You remember it.

1246
00:56:05,465 --> 00:56:07,233
(WEAPONS POWERING UP)

1247
00:56:07,267 --> 00:56:09,469
MARCY: Long way
from home, Walter.

1248
00:56:09,903 --> 00:56:11,404
Kimura talked.

1249
00:56:11,438 --> 00:56:14,607
I know Sterling's here
in Venice. Where is he?

1250
00:56:14,641 --> 00:56:16,343
Stay cool.

1251
00:56:17,577 --> 00:56:18,978
Where's Sterling?

1252
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,614
I can tell you where he's not.

1253
00:56:21,648 --> 00:56:24,250
Which is right here.

1254
00:56:24,284 --> 00:56:25,185
(COOING)

1255
00:56:25,218 --> 00:56:28,540
What? No,
we can't just kill her.

1256
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,560
That's dark, Lovey.

1257
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:33,793
Look, I know
you're not a criminal.

1258
00:56:33,827 --> 00:56:36,996
You're a bright kid.

1259
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:41,401
You're inventing things that
nobody has ever thought of.

1260
00:56:41,434 --> 00:56:44,738
I know because my boot is
still stuck in one of 'em.

1261
00:56:44,771 --> 00:56:46,172
Sorry.

1262
00:56:46,206 --> 00:56:50,176
No, no. We're the ones
who owe you an apology.

1263
00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:53,780
You're trying to keep
the world safe...

1264
00:56:53,813 --> 00:56:55,715
just like your mother did.

1265
00:56:58,510 --> 00:56:59,953
I read your file.

1266
00:56:59,986 --> 00:57:04,557
I know she sacrificed her life
to save people.

1267
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,895
I can help you, Walter.

1268
00:57:08,928 --> 00:57:11,164
I can get you your job back.

1269
00:57:11,197 --> 00:57:14,501
A new lab.
All the equipment you need.

1270
00:57:15,635 --> 00:57:18,138
Show them what you can do...

1271
00:57:18,171 --> 00:57:22,709
and no one will
ever call you weird again.

1272
00:57:24,878 --> 00:57:27,514
You just have
to give me Sterling.

1273
00:57:29,749 --> 00:57:31,351
No.

1274
00:57:31,384 --> 00:57:33,353
We should
all be working together.

1275
00:57:33,386 --> 00:57:34,921
(SIGHS)

1276
00:57:34,954 --> 00:57:36,220
Bad move, Beckett.

1277
00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,123
(EXPLOSION)

1278
00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:39,125
Sterling!

1279
00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:40,493
- (ALARM BLARING)
- (GASPS)

1280
00:57:40,527 --> 00:57:42,595
Stay here.

1281
00:57:42,629 --> 00:57:44,230
- Let's go.
- (GASPS)

1282
00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:50,103
- EYES: It's the Assassin.
- LANCE: Come on.

1283
00:57:50,136 --> 00:57:51,271
SOLDIER: Destroy the target!

1284
00:57:51,304 --> 00:57:52,572
MARCY: We can't let that thing
out of here.

1285
00:57:52,605 --> 00:57:53,707
SOLDIER 2: Open fire!

1286
00:57:53,740 --> 00:57:54,841
LANCE: It's got the database.

1287
00:57:54,874 --> 00:57:56,900
(GUNFIRE)

1288
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:57,243
Oh, man.

1289
00:57:57,277 --> 00:57:58,611
SOLDIER 3: It's not working!

1290
00:57:58,645 --> 00:57:59,746
EARS: I'm on it.

1291
00:57:59,779 --> 00:58:01,981
(HUMMING)

1292
00:58:02,150 --> 00:58:03,383
EARS: This is not good!

1293
00:58:03,416 --> 00:58:05,118
- MARCY: Take cover!
- EARS: Now!

1294
00:58:05,919 --> 00:58:07,721
(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)

1295
00:58:10,230 --> 00:58:12,225
(PANTING)

1296
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,829
- LANCE: Let's go.
- Beckett, don't you...

1297
00:58:15,862 --> 00:58:17,364
- Don't worry. We'll stop it.
- Beckett!

1298
00:58:17,397 --> 00:58:20,533
I mean, I'll stop it,
because Lance is definitely not here.

1299
00:58:26,573 --> 00:58:28,740
(GASPS)

1300
00:58:28,108 --> 00:58:29,509
We can't catch this thing
on foot.

1301
00:58:29,542 --> 00:58:30,944
Whoa, hey, hey,
what are you doing?

1302
00:58:30,977 --> 00:58:32,112
You're a pigeon, Lance.

1303
00:58:32,145 --> 00:58:33,313
You're one of the fastest
birds in the world.

1304
00:58:33,346 --> 00:58:34,814
No, put me down, Walter!

1305
00:58:34,848 --> 00:58:36,750
You need to fly!
I believe in you.

1306
00:58:36,783 --> 00:58:37,917
There's another way!

1307
00:58:37,951 --> 00:58:40,720
Boy, don't you throw me
off this roof!

1308
00:58:43,156 --> 00:58:44,657
He'll figure it out.

1309
00:58:44,691 --> 00:58:46,226
(SCREAMING)

1310
00:58:47,827 --> 00:58:49,629
Come on.
I'm gonna die.

1311
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,670
(GASPING)

1312
00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:55,301
I'm flying.

1313
00:58:55,335 --> 00:58:57,504
I'm flying. (LAUGHS)

1314
00:58:57,537 --> 00:58:58,371
I'm flying...

1315
00:58:58,405 --> 00:58:59,706
Oh, you're flying me.

1316
00:58:59,706 --> 00:59:01,700
(COOING)

1317
00:59:01,410 --> 00:59:02,876
Thank you.
Good looking out.

1318
00:59:02,909 --> 00:59:04,444
Whoa! (GRUNTING)

1319
00:59:05,512 --> 00:59:08,348
Whoa. All right, guys.
Let's go!

1320
00:59:08,381 --> 00:59:09,983
We got an Assassin to catch.

1321
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,651
Excuse me.
(GRUNTS) Sorry.

1322
00:59:11,685 --> 00:59:12,686
(PANTING)

1323
00:59:14,888 --> 00:59:16,322
That works, too.

1324
00:59:16,356 --> 00:59:18,391
- This is official business!
- Oh.

1325
00:59:19,250 --> 00:59:20,560
(ENGINE REVVING)

1326
00:59:22,162 --> 00:59:24,230
Okay. (EXCLAIMING)

1327
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,435
(PANTING) Phew.

1328
00:59:28,468 --> 00:59:29,703
(YELLS)

1329
00:59:30,403 --> 00:59:32,472
This is official business!

1330
00:59:33,373 --> 00:59:35,410
We need to get that database.

1331
00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:36,109
Any ideas?

1332
00:59:36,142 --> 00:59:37,811
(COOING EXCITEDLY)

1333
00:59:37,844 --> 00:59:39,913
Oh! I like how you think.

1334
00:59:41,748 --> 00:59:42,916
Bullseye!

1335
00:59:42,949 --> 00:59:44,150
Got it.

1336
00:59:44,184 --> 00:59:45,618
(BEEPING)

1337
00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:50,256
Yeah, didn't think
he'd like that. (GROANS)

1338
00:59:51,458 --> 00:59:52,459
Good job.

1339
00:59:54,194 --> 00:59:56,696
Oh, that's right.
You all like games.

1340
00:59:56,730 --> 00:59:58,365
Let's play some Keep Away.

1341
00:59:59,466 --> 01:00:00,467
Go long.

1342
01:00:02,602 --> 01:00:04,237
(WHOOPS) Oh, no!

1343
01:00:04,604 --> 01:00:05,939
(SCREAMING)

1344
01:00:06,606 --> 01:00:07,674
(GRUNTS)

1345
01:00:12,979 --> 01:00:15,315
(LAUGHS) Not so easy,
is it, Roomba?

1346
01:00:17,217 --> 01:00:19,586
Lovey, all you, girl!

1347
01:00:20,860 --> 01:00:21,554
Hit me. I'm open.

1348
01:00:22,188 --> 01:00:23,623
I got it! I got it!

1349
01:00:23,656 --> 01:00:24,657
Oh, no.

1350
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:26,393
(SCREAMS)

1351
01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:30,563
(PANTING)

1352
01:00:37,137 --> 01:00:39,339
Oh, no, no, no!

1353
01:00:39,372 --> 01:00:40,573
This is about to suck!

1354
01:00:41,675 --> 01:00:43,743
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)

1355
01:00:43,777 --> 01:00:45,512
No! (GRUNTING)

1356
01:00:45,545 --> 01:00:47,447
Come on, come on, come on!

1357
01:00:51,718 --> 01:00:52,919
(WHOOPING)

1358
01:00:52,952 --> 01:00:54,821
Catch of the century!

1359
01:00:54,854 --> 01:00:57,570
I've never caught anything
in my whole life!

1360
01:00:57,900 --> 01:00:58,625
(GRUNTING)

1361
01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:00,226
(GASPS)

1362
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:02,162
(LANCE WHOOPING)

1363
01:01:02,195 --> 01:01:03,997
That was amazing.
We did it!

1364
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:05,980
(LAUGHS) We're gonna talk about

1365
01:01:05,131 --> 01:01:06,332
you throwing me
off that roof, though.

1366
01:01:06,366 --> 01:01:08,101
Yeah, I really thought
that would work out better.

1367
01:01:08,134 --> 01:01:09,235
Nah, it's cool, it's cool.

1368
01:01:09,269 --> 01:01:10,470
We're gonna holler
about it in a minute.

1369
01:01:10,503 --> 01:01:12,105
You know, I'm gonna let you
have this moment.

1370
01:01:12,138 --> 01:01:14,700
Whoo! We're unstoppable...

1371
01:01:20,313 --> 01:01:22,382
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)

1372
01:01:23,316 --> 01:01:24,851
(PANTING)

1373
01:01:27,487 --> 01:01:28,488
(GROANS)

1374
01:01:30,223 --> 01:01:31,725
KILLIAN: Uh-uh-uh.

1375
01:01:31,758 --> 01:01:33,960
That belongs to me.

1376
01:01:33,993 --> 01:01:38,665
Technically, it belongs to
the United States government.

1377
01:01:38,698 --> 01:01:39,899
(GRUNTING)

1378
01:01:40,767 --> 01:01:43,603
(GROANS) Lance! Lance!

1379
01:01:44,304 --> 01:01:46,106
Sterling?

1380
01:01:46,139 --> 01:01:48,508
What do you say, Lance?

1381
01:01:48,541 --> 01:01:51,845
Come out.
We'll have some good fun.

1382
01:01:51,878 --> 01:01:53,847
You're the hero, right?

1383
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,649
The spy who saves the day...

1384
01:01:56,683 --> 01:02:00,754
destroying anybody
that stands in your way.

1385
01:02:02,288 --> 01:02:03,623
(GRUNTS)

1386
01:02:03,656 --> 01:02:05,658
Oh, I'd love to have some fun.

1387
01:02:05,692 --> 01:02:07,600
(COOING SOFTLY)

1388
01:02:07,930 --> 01:02:08,828
(LANCE GROANS)

1389
01:02:08,862 --> 01:02:10,163
Guess he's not coming.

1390
01:02:10,196 --> 01:02:12,799
No. (GRUNTS)

1391
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:16,169
Ah, life's full
of disappointment.

1392
01:02:16,202 --> 01:02:17,203
(WHIRRING)

1393
01:02:17,203 --> 01:02:18,238
(WALTER WHIMPERS)

1394
01:02:18,271 --> 01:02:20,600
You don't have
to do it this way.

1395
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,508
It won't make anything better.

1396
01:02:21,541 --> 01:02:22,709
No.

1397
01:02:22,742 --> 01:02:23,843
No!

1398
01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:25,211
(GRUNTING)

1399
01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:26,746
Walter!

1400
01:02:27,313 --> 01:02:28,848
(YELLS)

1401
01:02:41,895 --> 01:02:43,630
(LAUGHING)

1402
01:02:43,663 --> 01:02:44,731
(SIGHS)

1403
01:02:45,932 --> 01:02:47,400
Breadcrumbs?

1404
01:02:52,105 --> 01:02:54,140
They're gluten-free.

1405
01:02:54,174 --> 01:02:56,760
(PIGEONS COOING)

1406
01:02:56,109 --> 01:02:57,777
- (GRUNTING)
- (PANTING)

1407
01:02:57,811 --> 01:02:59,450
(STRAINING)

1408
01:03:00,413 --> 01:03:02,150
Lance, let's go.

1409
01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:10,490
MARCY:
Hold it right there!

1410
01:03:10,490 --> 01:03:11,958
(WEAPON POWERS UP)

1411
01:03:11,991 --> 01:03:14,427
Turn around nice and slow!

1412
01:03:16,290 --> 01:03:17,731
Hands where I can see them.

1413
01:03:22,869 --> 01:03:24,838
Both hands.

1414
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,440
- Watch out!
- (ALL GRUNT)

1415
01:03:30,543 --> 01:03:35,115
Did anybody else
see that Agent Sterling had...

1416
01:03:35,148 --> 01:03:37,684
A robot hand?

1417
01:03:37,717 --> 01:03:39,850
Yeah.

1418
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:40,987
(SIRENS WAILING)

1419
01:03:46,526 --> 01:03:48,895
WALTER: Phew.
Totally crazy.

1420
01:03:48,928 --> 01:03:51,231
When he had his foot
on my head, I was like...
(SCREAMS)

1421
01:03:51,264 --> 01:03:52,632
And you were like, "No!"

1422
01:03:52,665 --> 01:03:54,634
And then, I was like,
"Breadcrumbs!"

1423
01:03:54,667 --> 01:03:57,237
(SIGHS) He still got away
with the database.

1424
01:03:57,270 --> 01:03:59,239
Or did he?

1425
01:03:59,272 --> 01:04:02,642
Or did he?

1426
01:04:03,443 --> 01:04:05,445
Or did he?

1427
01:04:05,478 --> 01:04:07,280
I feel like you want me to say,

1428
01:04:07,313 --> 01:04:08,448
"What are you
talking about?"

1429
01:04:08,481 --> 01:04:10,316
Oh, I'll tell you
what I'm talking about.

1430
01:04:10,350 --> 01:04:13,219
During the whole
bird-nado thing,

1431
01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:14,654
I put a tracker on him.

1432
01:04:15,488 --> 01:04:17,290
LANCE: Wait. That's him?

1433
01:04:17,323 --> 01:04:18,958
That's Robo Hand?

1434
01:04:18,992 --> 01:04:20,600
Yep.

1435
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:21,161
Yes!

1436
01:04:21,194 --> 01:04:22,629
Yes! My man!

1437
01:04:22,662 --> 01:04:24,364
Oh, there is no way

1438
01:04:24,397 --> 01:04:26,990
I could have done this
without you, Walter.

1439
01:04:26,132 --> 01:04:27,200
What?

1440
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,301
What?

1441
01:04:28,334 --> 01:04:29,536
What did you say?

1442
01:04:29,569 --> 01:04:30,804
I think I said...

1443
01:04:30,837 --> 01:04:33,440
You said you couldn't
have done it without me.

1444
01:04:36,910 --> 01:04:37,977
(GASPS)

1445
01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:47,754
All right.

1446
01:04:47,787 --> 01:04:49,889
Okay, we've reached
the time limit on this, Walter.

1447
01:04:49,923 --> 01:04:52,359
All right, hey, hey,
will you stop?

1448
01:04:52,392 --> 01:04:54,494
(CHOKES)
You're squeezing too...

1449
01:04:54,527 --> 01:04:55,929
- (POPS)
- Oh! Whoa!

1450
01:05:01,701 --> 01:05:03,360
(COOING)

1451
01:05:03,903 --> 01:05:07,440
Walter, what happens
in the submarine

1452
01:05:07,474 --> 01:05:09,376
stays in the submarine.

1453
01:05:09,409 --> 01:05:10,777
You just laid an egg.

1454
01:05:10,810 --> 01:05:12,345
(GASPS)
You laid an egg!

1455
01:05:12,379 --> 01:05:14,547
(STAMMERS) It just kinda
slipped out, man.

1456
01:05:14,581 --> 01:05:16,820
You just laid an egg!

1457
01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:17,717
Lance, this is amazing.

1458
01:05:17,751 --> 01:05:19,285
Do you not realize
what this means?

1459
01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:20,420
You're a girl!

1460
01:05:20,453 --> 01:05:21,588
Oh! Excuse me?

1461
01:05:21,621 --> 01:05:22,889
Of course, of course.

1462
01:05:22,922 --> 01:05:24,524
That's why
I couldn't figure this out.

1463
01:05:24,557 --> 01:05:27,460
I used Lovey's DNA in the serum.
(CHUCKLES)

1464
01:05:27,494 --> 01:05:29,396
And that helps us how?

1465
01:05:29,429 --> 01:05:30,964
Because now all I need to do

1466
01:05:30,997 --> 01:05:33,266
is change one variable
in the antidote...

1467
01:05:33,299 --> 01:05:34,768
and you'll be human again.

1468
01:05:35,368 --> 01:05:37,170
I'm gonna be me.

1469
01:05:37,203 --> 01:05:39,390
Unless, you know,

1470
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,775
maybe you wanna stay
a pigeon a little longer.

1471
01:05:43,443 --> 01:05:44,644
Right.

1472
01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:46,579
Of course.

1473
01:05:46,613 --> 01:05:48,915
One antidote coming right up.

1474
01:06:00,694 --> 01:06:03,530
Director Jenkins,
we lost the database.

1475
01:06:03,563 --> 01:06:05,598
Every Agency employee
is compromised.

1476
01:06:05,632 --> 01:06:07,834
You need to pull everyone in
for their own safety.

1477
01:06:07,867 --> 01:06:09,536
(SIGHS)

1478
01:06:09,569 --> 01:06:11,338
And you're sure it was Lance?

1479
01:06:11,371 --> 01:06:12,806
Yes.

1480
01:06:12,839 --> 01:06:13,873
Maybe?

1481
01:06:13,907 --> 01:06:16,543
Okay, I don't know what I saw.

1482
01:06:17,210 --> 01:06:19,846
But I still know for a fact

1483
01:06:19,879 --> 01:06:21,681
that Sterling came here
on this boat.

1484
01:06:21,715 --> 01:06:23,149
(CLEARS THROAT)
Sterling wasn't on this boat.

1485
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:24,840
Son of a...

1486
01:06:24,117 --> 01:06:26,853
Come on!
There's gotta be something.

1487
01:06:26,886 --> 01:06:28,988
A footprint, a candy wrapper,

1488
01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:30,690
some overpriced face lotion...

1489
01:06:30,724 --> 01:06:31,925
because there is no way

1490
01:06:31,958 --> 01:06:33,893
that his skin looks
that good without help.

1491
01:06:33,927 --> 01:06:35,662
Look, everything is
coming up blank.

1492
01:06:35,695 --> 01:06:37,197
If Sterling was on this boat...

1493
01:06:37,230 --> 01:06:38,631
he didn't leave a fingerprint,

1494
01:06:38,665 --> 01:06:40,800
his lips never touched
a glass...

1495
01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:44,270
and somehow he didn't have feet.

1496
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:45,839
(SIGHS)

1497
01:06:45,872 --> 01:06:47,140
I think it's safe to say that

1498
01:06:47,173 --> 01:06:50,176
your investigation
isn't getting anywhere.

1499
01:06:54,914 --> 01:06:55,982
Huh.

1500
01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:09,629
(LOVEY COOS)

1501
01:07:18,972 --> 01:07:20,140
(SIGHS)

1502
01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:49,350
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1503
01:07:59,546 --> 01:08:01,915
(CRACKLING)

1504
01:08:09,289 --> 01:08:10,390
WALTER: (ECHOING) Lance?

1505
01:08:11,191 --> 01:08:12,926
(LANCE GROANING)

1506
01:08:12,959 --> 01:08:13,993
Lance?

1507
01:08:14,794 --> 01:08:16,363
Oh... (GROANS)

1508
01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:17,497
Did it work?

1509
01:08:18,965 --> 01:08:20,500
(GASPS)

1510
01:08:21,801 --> 01:08:23,570
I got my hands back.

1511
01:08:23,937 --> 01:08:25,638
Yes! Yes!

1512
01:08:25,672 --> 01:08:27,107
Oh, my pecs.

1513
01:08:27,140 --> 01:08:29,309
My pectoral muscles.
My abdominalia.

1514
01:08:29,342 --> 01:08:32,679
Oh, Walter, you are a...

1515
01:08:32,712 --> 01:08:33,713
I just...

1516
01:08:34,581 --> 01:08:37,170
I can do that
'cause I got lips now!

1517
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:38,318
(LAUGHS)

1518
01:08:38,451 --> 01:08:40,320
Lucky for you, I planned ahead.

1519
01:08:40,353 --> 01:08:41,554
LANCE: Good call.

1520
01:08:46,226 --> 01:08:47,527
WALTER: There he is.

1521
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:48,995
Lance Sterling.
Back in action.

1522
01:08:49,290 --> 01:08:50,363
(COMPUTER BEEPS)

1523
01:08:50,397 --> 01:08:52,632
AUTOMATED VOICE: You have
arrived at your destination.

1524
01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:54,834
All right, Robo Hand.

1525
01:08:55,835 --> 01:08:57,504
I'm coming for you.

1526
01:09:26,433 --> 01:09:30,700
Okay. Robo Hand
is a mile due west.

1527
01:09:30,103 --> 01:09:31,538
So, what's the plan, partner?

1528
01:09:31,571 --> 01:09:35,800
I got plenty of glitter,
yay-palm, a splat-a-pult...

1529
01:09:35,410 --> 01:09:36,543
LANCE: No.

1530
01:09:36,576 --> 01:09:37,544
No what?

1531
01:09:37,577 --> 01:09:39,412
I'm taking it from here, Walter.

1532
01:09:39,446 --> 01:09:40,914
You're kidding, right?

1533
01:09:40,947 --> 01:09:42,682
Look, lives are on the line.

1534
01:09:42,716 --> 01:09:43,817
I got this now.

1535
01:09:43,850 --> 01:09:45,251
You've got this?

1536
01:09:45,285 --> 01:09:47,420
But we're a team.
You said so yourself.

1537
01:09:47,454 --> 01:09:48,822
And you did your job.

1538
01:09:48,855 --> 01:09:50,223
You un-birded me.

1539
01:09:50,256 --> 01:09:53,260
Now it's time
to do things my way.

1540
01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:55,280
- (SUIT WHIRRS)
- End this fool.

1541
01:09:55,610 --> 01:09:56,696
That's wrong.

1542
01:09:56,730 --> 01:09:58,365
You're so wrong.

1543
01:09:58,398 --> 01:09:59,799
Look, I've got
everything that we...

1544
01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:03,470
This is not the place
for your weird gadgets.

1545
01:10:05,380 --> 01:10:06,373
Weird?

1546
01:10:07,273 --> 01:10:08,541
(SIGHS)

1547
01:10:10,110 --> 01:10:11,745
Go home.

1548
01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:16,516
No.

1549
01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:19,686
I'm not giving up. Ow.

1550
01:10:22,255 --> 01:10:23,456
(GRUNTS)

1551
01:10:23,990 --> 01:10:25,959
Lance... (GRUNTS)

1552
01:10:25,992 --> 01:10:28,995
LANCE: I can't lose
any more good people.

1553
01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:43,643
I fly solo.

1554
01:11:00,326 --> 01:11:02,529
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1555
01:11:42,402 --> 01:11:43,937
Ow! (GROANS)

1556
01:11:49,976 --> 01:11:51,845
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1557
01:12:06,893 --> 01:12:07,927
(GRUNTS)

1558
01:12:07,961 --> 01:12:08,962
(GASPS)

1559
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,676
LANCE:
I think that's yours.

1560
01:12:22,709 --> 01:12:26,346
But that face
you've been using is mine.

1561
01:12:26,379 --> 01:12:27,747
It's over.

1562
01:12:27,781 --> 01:12:29,949
Database isn't gonna
do you any good

1563
01:12:29,983 --> 01:12:32,552
with your fancy toy
messed up like that.

1564
01:12:32,585 --> 01:12:34,821
(KILLIAN CHUCKLING)

1565
01:12:34,854 --> 01:12:38,625
You really thought
I was gonna use one drone...

1566
01:12:38,658 --> 01:12:41,861
to take out every name
on this list?

1567
01:12:42,829 --> 01:12:44,497
I mean, I did.

1568
01:12:44,531 --> 01:12:47,200
Until you asked
that question that way.

1569
01:12:47,233 --> 01:12:48,635
Casts a little doubt.

1570
01:12:48,668 --> 01:12:50,570
Tell me, Agent Sterling.

1571
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,809
You managed to stop one drone.

1572
01:12:59,579 --> 01:13:02,148
How do you plan
on stopping 1,000?

1573
01:13:06,486 --> 01:13:07,787
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)

1574
01:13:07,821 --> 01:13:09,622
(GROANING)

1575
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:15,862
Sleepy night-night.

1576
01:13:24,671 --> 01:13:26,272
(LANCE GROANING)

1577
01:13:28,174 --> 01:13:29,275
Huh?

1578
01:13:29,309 --> 01:13:30,710
(STRAINING)

1579
01:13:31,244 --> 01:13:32,512
(SIGHS)

1580
01:13:34,514 --> 01:13:36,716
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

1581
01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:38,385
KILLIAN: Do you feel
that dread?

1582
01:13:38,418 --> 01:13:39,953
Oh, can you feel it?

1583
01:13:39,986 --> 01:13:45,358
Rolling around you like a fog.

1584
01:13:45,392 --> 01:13:47,494
I told you.
I don't even know you, man.

1585
01:13:47,527 --> 01:13:50,630
But I know you.

1586
01:13:50,663 --> 01:13:52,650
Think about it.

1587
01:13:52,799 --> 01:13:53,700
No?

1588
01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:55,568
I'll give you
a little bit of help.

1589
01:13:56,503 --> 01:13:57,771
(GROANS)

1590
01:13:58,638 --> 01:14:00,730
Kyrgyzstan.

1591
01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:03,176
Ah...

1592
01:14:03,209 --> 01:14:04,678
He remembers.

1593
01:14:04,711 --> 01:14:07,247
I mean, I certainly
never forgot that day.

1594
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:10,116
You were magnificent.

1595
01:14:10,150 --> 01:14:12,252
You were a one-man army.

1596
01:14:12,285 --> 01:14:14,200
Lot of witty catchphrases...

1597
01:14:14,540 --> 01:14:18,992
and you had all these fancy toys
that just went boom!

1598
01:14:20,126 --> 01:14:21,227
Boom.

1599
01:14:23,329 --> 01:14:25,131
Boom.

1600
01:14:26,566 --> 01:14:29,200
You were a bunch of bad dudes

1601
01:14:29,350 --> 01:14:31,905
about to hurt
a lot of innocent people.

1602
01:14:31,938 --> 01:14:35,308
And it's my job
to keep everyone safe.

1603
01:14:35,342 --> 01:14:37,977
Everyone? (SCOFFS)

1604
01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:45,585
I watched every single one
of my people die...

1605
01:14:45,618 --> 01:14:50,824
as your agency's weapons
rained down on us.

1606
01:14:54,594 --> 01:14:57,197
You took everything from me.

1607
01:15:00,433 --> 01:15:02,635
And you know the rules.

1608
01:15:04,571 --> 01:15:07,240
You hit me hard, Sterling.

1609
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,712
I hit back harder.

1610
01:15:14,514 --> 01:15:16,490
(GRUNTING)

1611
01:15:24,758 --> 01:15:26,626
All of this...

1612
01:15:29,329 --> 01:15:32,320
because of you.

1613
01:15:32,732 --> 01:15:35,350
(ALARM BEEPING)

1614
01:15:43,743 --> 01:15:45,845
He's coming back for me.

1615
01:15:48,214 --> 01:15:51,117
Walter, no.
No, no, no.

1616
01:15:51,151 --> 01:15:52,185
KILLIAN: Walter.

1617
01:15:52,218 --> 01:15:54,287
No, no, no.
Okay.

1618
01:15:59,459 --> 01:16:02,762
Hey, this kid is harmless.

1619
01:16:02,796 --> 01:16:05,465
He doesn't have anything
to do with this, okay?

1620
01:16:05,498 --> 01:16:06,599
We can figure this out.

1621
01:16:06,633 --> 01:16:07,734
Look at me, look at me.

1622
01:16:07,767 --> 01:16:09,736
I'm sorry, all right?

1623
01:16:09,769 --> 01:16:11,271
There's another way!

1624
01:16:11,304 --> 01:16:12,305
Do you hear me?

1625
01:16:16,943 --> 01:16:18,678
Do not hurt this kid.

1626
01:16:22,615 --> 01:16:23,717
Oh, no.

1627
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:24,984
Don't...
Don't do this.

1628
01:16:25,952 --> 01:16:26,953
Please.

1629
01:16:26,953 --> 01:16:27,954
No, no, no.

1630
01:16:27,987 --> 01:16:29,756
- Don't do this!
- No!

1631
01:16:33,326 --> 01:16:34,794
No!

1632
01:16:41,101 --> 01:16:44,300
KILLIAN: I'm taking
everything from you.

1633
01:16:54,881 --> 01:16:57,830
(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)

1634
01:17:39,492 --> 01:17:41,270
(WINGS FLUTTERING)

1635
01:17:45,632 --> 01:17:47,670
(PIGEON COOS)

1636
01:18:07,620 --> 01:18:10,156
(CONVERSING IN KOREAN)

1637
01:18:12,425 --> 01:18:13,493
Huh?

1638
01:18:19,990 --> 01:18:21,468
(IN ENGLISH)
Oh, right. Yeah.

1639
01:18:21,501 --> 01:18:22,702
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (CLEARS THROAT)

1640
01:18:22,736 --> 01:18:24,704
(EXHALES) Walter.

1641
01:18:24,738 --> 01:18:26,172
But I saw...

1642
01:18:26,206 --> 01:18:27,207
How did you...

1643
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:29,843
Oh, you know,
one of my weird gadgets.

1644
01:18:30,844 --> 01:18:33,179
The inflatable hug.

1645
01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:35,915
Thought I lost you, man.

1646
01:18:37,117 --> 01:18:39,719
I'll always have
your back, Lance.

1647
01:18:39,753 --> 01:18:42,188
That's what it means
to be a team.

1648
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:46,126
It's something I learned
a long time ago.

1649
01:18:48,428 --> 01:18:49,429
From your mom?

1650
01:18:52,999 --> 01:18:55,350
You're a good friend, Walter.

1651
01:18:59,639 --> 01:19:04,440
And, hey, (SIGHS)
I'm sorry for shooting you
in your neck.

1652
01:19:04,770 --> 01:19:07,113
I'm sorry for the cloaca.

1653
01:19:07,914 --> 01:19:08,982
(CLEARS THROAT)

1654
01:19:09,150 --> 01:19:12,318
So, what's your plan
to stop this guy?

1655
01:19:12,352 --> 01:19:13,987
Nope. Not my plan.

1656
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:15,522
Time to do it your way.

1657
01:19:16,423 --> 01:19:17,390
My way?

1658
01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:19,793
Oh, yeah. We about
to Walter-ize this thing.

1659
01:19:19,826 --> 01:19:22,128
(CHUCKLES)
Well, in that case...

1660
01:19:22,162 --> 01:19:24,164
we're gonna need a bigger flock.

1661
01:19:24,197 --> 01:19:25,799
You're calling Marcy,
aren't you?

1662
01:19:25,832 --> 01:19:27,670
Yep.

1663
01:19:27,670 --> 01:19:28,301
Tell her I said hi.

1664
01:19:33,306 --> 01:19:34,307
(BURPS)

1665
01:19:36,776 --> 01:19:37,977
Let's get weird.

1666
01:19:37,977 --> 01:19:39,212
Boom.

1667
01:19:39,245 --> 01:19:40,613
(GRUNTING)

1668
01:19:40,647 --> 01:19:42,182
(PANTING)

1669
01:19:52,392 --> 01:19:55,228
KILLIAN: Nowhere to run
from this, Lance.

1670
01:19:55,261 --> 01:19:59,332
LANCE: Listen,
I'm sorry about what happened in Kyrgyzstan.

1671
01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:03,203
But we are stuck in this
good guy-bad guy vortex.

1672
01:20:03,236 --> 01:20:06,473
We do not have
to do it like this.

1673
01:20:06,506 --> 01:20:08,942
Yeah, bit late for that.

1674
01:20:08,975 --> 01:20:10,176
LANCE: It's not.

1675
01:20:10,210 --> 01:20:12,379
We're both just people
who make mistakes.

1676
01:20:12,412 --> 01:20:14,514
- We can work this out, man.
- That's it.

1677
01:20:14,547 --> 01:20:16,950
(OVER RADIO) Almost there.
You're doing great.

1678
01:20:16,983 --> 01:20:18,818
I mean, come on.

1679
01:20:18,852 --> 01:20:21,540
We can break this cycle.

1680
01:20:21,870 --> 01:20:22,689
- (BEEPS)
- Got it. I'm connected.

1681
01:20:22,722 --> 01:20:24,424
Nobody else has to get hurt.

1682
01:20:24,457 --> 01:20:28,194
(SCOFFS) You should know
better than anyone.

1683
01:20:31,731 --> 01:20:34,401
Someone always gets hurt.

1684
01:20:34,434 --> 01:20:35,502
Not today-day.

1685
01:20:37,103 --> 01:20:39,305
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

1686
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,642
You brought your own soundtrack?

1687
01:20:42,676 --> 01:20:44,644
We like to make an entrance.

1688
01:20:45,578 --> 01:20:47,113
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1689
01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:48,682
Huh?

1690
01:20:48,715 --> 01:20:49,983
Oh.

1691
01:21:00,694 --> 01:21:02,620
(GRUNTING)

1692
01:21:09,269 --> 01:21:10,270
(GRUNTS)

1693
01:21:12,172 --> 01:21:13,239
Huh?

1694
01:21:14,908 --> 01:21:16,776
MARCY:
Would you look at that?

1695
01:21:16,810 --> 01:21:17,911
There's a man with a robot hand

1696
01:21:17,944 --> 01:21:19,450
wearing your face...

1697
01:21:19,790 --> 01:21:21,214
who took the M9 Assassin.

1698
01:21:21,247 --> 01:21:22,982
Guess I owe you an apology.

1699
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:24,351
LANCE:
Okay. Go ahead.

1700
01:21:24,384 --> 01:21:26,886
No, that was it.
That was the apology.

1701
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:28,555
Oh. I accept.

1702
01:21:28,588 --> 01:21:29,656
(GRUNTING)

1703
01:21:33,159 --> 01:21:35,695
But you gotta admit,
it was a little Scooby-Doo.

1704
01:21:35,729 --> 01:21:37,664
Oh, 100% Scooby-Doo.

1705
01:21:37,697 --> 01:21:40,266
I'm gonna make this hurt!

1706
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,608
Okay, come on through.

1707
01:21:48,641 --> 01:21:50,477
- You are safe here. Come on.
- (COMPUTER BEEPING)

1708
01:21:50,510 --> 01:21:51,811
Is that everyone?

1709
01:21:51,845 --> 01:21:54,714
Director, we've got
unknown incoming.

1710
01:21:54,748 --> 01:21:55,782
Approaching fast.

1711
01:21:56,850 --> 01:21:58,752
Oh, this is bad.

1712
01:22:08,228 --> 01:22:09,496
Lock this place down.

1713
01:22:15,602 --> 01:22:17,137
(CRACKLING)

1714
01:22:19,139 --> 01:22:21,207
(POWERING DOWN)

1715
01:22:26,212 --> 01:22:28,114
We're sitting ducks.

1716
01:22:28,948 --> 01:22:30,283
Walter hacked his hand.

1717
01:22:30,316 --> 01:22:32,252
We gotta buy him
some time to shut down the drones.

1718
01:22:32,285 --> 01:22:34,387
Got it. What kind of
firepower we talking?

1719
01:22:35,655 --> 01:22:36,656
(BAG SQUEAKS)

1720
01:22:37,957 --> 01:22:39,325
Just go along with it.

1721
01:22:40,694 --> 01:22:41,761
Take your best shot.

1722
01:22:41,795 --> 01:22:43,963
(GRUNTS) This one sucks.

1723
01:22:43,997 --> 01:22:45,365
(GRUNTING)

1724
01:22:46,433 --> 01:22:48,134
WALTER: No, no, no,
that's binder bubbles.

1725
01:22:48,168 --> 01:22:49,969
Push the button on the back.

1726
01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:52,172
Button on the back,
button on the back!

1727
01:22:58,511 --> 01:22:59,412
Bubbles?

1728
01:22:59,446 --> 01:23:01,748
Oh, you gotta let me try that.

1729
01:23:01,781 --> 01:23:03,850
WALTER: That's
a collide-oscope. Throw it.

1730
01:23:04,517 --> 01:23:05,719
(BEEPING)

1731
01:23:05,752 --> 01:23:07,287
(SCREAMS)

1732
01:23:09,622 --> 01:23:11,910
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1733
01:23:17,597 --> 01:23:19,632
Splat-a-pult. Prism spray.
Hypno-stars.

1734
01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:22,350
Snorepedo. Scream Team.

1735
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:24,504
Well, what have we got to lose?

1736
01:23:24,537 --> 01:23:26,406
(DEVICE WHIRRING)

1737
01:23:27,730 --> 01:23:28,508
11 o'clock.

1738
01:23:28,541 --> 01:23:31,611
12 o'clock.
Half past 2! 4:30!

1739
01:23:32,712 --> 01:23:33,780
WALTER: Security blanket.

1740
01:23:33,780 --> 01:23:34,848
(SOLDIER GASPS)

1741
01:23:34,881 --> 01:23:37,417
WALTER: It's upside down.

1742
01:23:37,450 --> 01:23:38,985
FEMALE HUGGER VOICE:
I'm a hugger.

1743
01:23:39,190 --> 01:23:40,387
SOLDIER: Whoa.

1744
01:23:41,154 --> 01:23:42,422
(GRUNTING)

1745
01:23:44,391 --> 01:23:45,458
(GASPS)

1746
01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:47,894
Nice shot.

1747
01:23:47,927 --> 01:23:49,129
(COOING)

1748
01:23:51,965 --> 01:23:53,533
Thank you?

1749
01:23:53,566 --> 01:23:55,502
Walter, gonna need
a reload, buddy.

1750
01:23:55,535 --> 01:23:57,771
WALTER:
Ask and you shall receive.

1751
01:23:57,804 --> 01:23:59,839
Are those pigeons
wearing tiny backpacks?

1752
01:24:00,674 --> 01:24:02,208
DEVICES: Yay!

1753
01:24:02,242 --> 01:24:04,411
Now, that's hot.
That's hot.

1754
01:24:05,512 --> 01:24:07,847
I call it Fifty Shades of Yay!

1755
01:24:07,881 --> 01:24:09,983
Oh, come on, now!

1756
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:11,518
LANCE: You ready
to tap out yet?

1757
01:24:11,551 --> 01:24:12,552
(WHOOPING)

1758
01:24:29,703 --> 01:24:30,737
Gadget lab.

1759
01:24:30,770 --> 01:24:34,474
Get to the gadget lab!
Grab every weapon you can!

1760
01:24:35,241 --> 01:24:37,344
Stop! Get back!

1761
01:24:39,112 --> 01:24:40,847
Oh, no.

1762
01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:49,222
DEVICES: Yay!

1763
01:24:49,255 --> 01:24:50,557
FEMALE HUGGER VOICE:
I'm a hugger.

1764
01:24:51,257 --> 01:24:52,792
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1765
01:24:55,695 --> 01:24:58,798
(GROANS) Walter, my face
can't take much more of this.

1766
01:24:58,832 --> 01:25:00,433
You keep doing your thing
and I'll do mine.

1767
01:25:00,467 --> 01:25:01,501
Yeah, well, your thing
seems to be

1768
01:25:01,534 --> 01:25:02,902
a lot easier than my thing.

1769
01:25:02,936 --> 01:25:04,304
We have different skillsets.

1770
01:25:04,337 --> 01:25:05,772
That's what makes us
such a great team.

1771
01:25:05,805 --> 01:25:06,806
Dude.

1772
01:25:12,780 --> 01:25:13,480
(GRUNTING)

1773
01:25:17,784 --> 01:25:19,953
(ALL GRUNTING)

1774
01:25:26,260 --> 01:25:27,594
- (SNEEZES) Excuse me.
- Ugh.

1775
01:25:27,627 --> 01:25:29,429
Whoo.
Why do I smell lavender?

1776
01:25:29,462 --> 01:25:30,997
We just got spritzed.

1777
01:25:31,310 --> 01:25:32,365
Uh-oh. Truth serum.

1778
01:25:32,399 --> 01:25:33,633
I have five cats,

1779
01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:35,680
each named after a member
of New Kids on the Block.

1780
01:25:35,101 --> 01:25:36,202
Oh, I love New Kids.

1781
01:25:36,236 --> 01:25:37,504
Jon, Joey, Jordan,
Donnie, and Danny.

1782
01:25:37,537 --> 01:25:39,673
I really wanna
hurt you right now.

1783
01:25:39,706 --> 01:25:40,874
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1784
01:25:44,744 --> 01:25:45,645
You.

1785
01:25:45,679 --> 01:25:47,947
What...
What are you doing?

1786
01:25:47,981 --> 01:25:49,215
I'm not telling you anything.

1787
01:25:49,249 --> 01:25:50,283
I'll tell you what he's doing.

1788
01:25:50,316 --> 01:25:51,351
He's gonna hack into your claw

1789
01:25:51,384 --> 01:25:52,585
and shut down your drones.

1790
01:25:52,619 --> 01:25:54,654
Wow, this stuff really works.

1791
01:25:54,688 --> 01:25:56,220
(GRUNTING)

1792
01:25:56,656 --> 01:25:57,991
(BEEPING)

1793
01:26:02,162 --> 01:26:03,363
No, no, no.

1794
01:26:06,199 --> 01:26:08,680
- (GRUNTS)
- No!

1795
01:26:08,101 --> 01:26:09,202
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)

1796
01:26:09,235 --> 01:26:11,104
(GRUNTS)

1797
01:26:11,137 --> 01:26:12,839
(YELPING)

1798
01:26:14,607 --> 01:26:16,576
- Whoa!
- I'm coming, Walter.

1799
01:26:17,911 --> 01:26:20,130
(LANCE YELLING)

1800
01:26:22,315 --> 01:26:23,850
(LANCE STRAINING)

1801
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:27,787
Almost there. Don't let go.
Please don't let go.

1802
01:26:29,289 --> 01:26:30,857
(STRAINING)

1803
01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:37,597
(SCREAMING)

1804
01:26:37,597 --> 01:26:38,898
Walter!

1805
01:26:38,932 --> 01:26:40,467
(PANTING)

1806
01:26:44,270 --> 01:26:45,505
Walter.

1807
01:26:55,949 --> 01:26:57,384
Come on, come on.

1808
01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:02,550
(ALL CLAMORING)

1809
01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:03,857
AGENT:
Somebody do something.

1810
01:27:10,263 --> 01:27:11,297
(CHUCKLES)

1811
01:27:11,297 --> 01:27:12,332
(GRUNTS)

1812
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:17,370
If you shut 'em down now,
you'll kill us both.

1813
01:27:21,174 --> 01:27:23,760
And you're no killer.

1814
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:29,282
No. I'm a hugger.

1815
01:27:29,315 --> 01:27:30,583
- (BEEPS)
- What?

1816
01:27:33,253 --> 01:27:35,188
(WALTER GRUNTS)

1817
01:27:35,221 --> 01:27:40,727
WENDY: One day, your gadgets
are gonna keep the world safe.

1818
01:27:41,394 --> 01:27:42,595
(BEEPS)

1819
01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:48,468
(SCREAMING)

1820
01:27:49,769 --> 01:27:51,104
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1821
01:27:55,942 --> 01:27:57,811
(POWERING DOWN)

1822
01:27:58,411 --> 01:28:00,480
(ALL CHEERING)

1823
01:28:01,915 --> 01:28:03,160
(LAUGHS)

1824
01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:04,951
- Yes!
- Yes!

1825
01:28:04,984 --> 01:28:06,853
Never wash that hand again!

1826
01:28:11,157 --> 01:28:12,525
(WHIMPERING)

1827
01:28:17,997 --> 01:28:19,799
(LANCE EXCLAIMING)

1828
01:28:21,468 --> 01:28:23,570
I got you, Walter!

1829
01:28:23,603 --> 01:28:24,771
Lance? What are you...

1830
01:28:24,771 --> 01:28:25,972
(STRAINING)

1831
01:28:28,441 --> 01:28:29,976
WALTER: It's okay.

1832
01:28:30,100 --> 01:28:31,544
It's okay.

1833
01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:33,813
You can't do this alone.

1834
01:28:34,981 --> 01:28:36,449
I am not alone!

1835
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:39,819
- (COOING)
- Lovey?

1836
01:28:39,853 --> 01:28:41,554
(LAUGHING IN RELIEF)

1837
01:28:41,988 --> 01:28:43,423
Come on, birds!

1838
01:28:45,759 --> 01:28:47,270
Fly!

1839
01:28:59,906 --> 01:29:01,441
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1840
01:29:10,116 --> 01:29:11,985
(COUGHING)

1841
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,219
(WEAKLY) Walter.

1842
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:15,522
Walter.

1843
01:29:15,555 --> 01:29:16,723
(COUGHS)

1844
01:29:16,723 --> 01:29:17,891
(SIGHS AND CHUCKLES)

1845
01:29:17,924 --> 01:29:20,760
What does internal bleeding feel like?

1846
01:29:20,794 --> 01:29:23,296
This.
It feels like this.

1847
01:29:23,329 --> 01:29:24,431
Oh, come here.

1848
01:29:24,464 --> 01:29:25,932
No, no, no. No hugs.

1849
01:29:25,965 --> 01:29:26,833
You gonna make me

1850
01:29:26,866 --> 01:29:29,135
lay an egg or something
in front of Marcy.

1851
01:29:29,169 --> 01:29:30,203
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1852
01:29:30,236 --> 01:29:32,105
(DISTANT SQUEAKING)

1853
01:29:34,507 --> 01:29:36,109
- (DEVICE BEEPING)
- Huh?

1854
01:29:37,410 --> 01:29:39,779
(SQUEAKING CONTINUES)

1855
01:29:41,548 --> 01:29:43,616
EYES: He saved him.

1856
01:29:46,386 --> 01:29:49,322
(GROANS)
I think I need a vet.

1857
01:29:49,356 --> 01:29:52,292
Once I can move again,
I'll turn you back into a man.

1858
01:29:52,325 --> 01:29:53,827
MARCY: Sterling.

1859
01:29:53,860 --> 01:29:55,228
You're a bird?

1860
01:29:55,261 --> 01:29:56,763
Uh, hey, Marcy.

1861
01:29:56,796 --> 01:29:59,990
That's why I couldn't find you!

1862
01:29:59,132 --> 01:30:00,667
(LAUGHING)

1863
01:30:02,350 --> 01:30:04,537
Whoa, you're a bird.
That is messed up.

1864
01:30:04,571 --> 01:30:05,872
LANCE: It's weird, right?

1865
01:30:05,905 --> 01:30:07,700
This is amazing.

1866
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:07,941
We did it.

1867
01:30:07,974 --> 01:30:10,543
We took down the drones,
beat the bad guy,

1868
01:30:10,577 --> 01:30:11,945
saved countless lives.

1869
01:30:11,978 --> 01:30:14,547
We are so gonna get
our jobs back!

1870
01:30:16,983 --> 01:30:18,885
So, triple fired.

1871
01:30:18,918 --> 01:30:21,955
Yeah, man, that's gotta
be some kind of record.

1872
01:30:21,988 --> 01:30:23,890
I really didn't see that coming.

1873
01:30:23,923 --> 01:30:27,927
Well, we did break
a bunch of laws, and defied orders...

1874
01:30:27,961 --> 01:30:30,397
and, I mean, committed
a little bit of treason.

1875
01:30:30,430 --> 01:30:32,132
Oh, right, yeah, the treason.

1876
01:30:32,165 --> 01:30:33,833
Forgot about the treason.

1877
01:30:33,867 --> 01:30:36,936
Hey.
It doesn't matter, man.

1878
01:30:36,970 --> 01:30:38,204
Look around.

1879
01:30:38,238 --> 01:30:40,106
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1880
01:30:40,140 --> 01:30:43,576
Your mother would be
so proud of you right now.

1881
01:30:45,445 --> 01:30:47,881
You kept all those people safe.

1882
01:30:49,516 --> 01:30:51,818
And you did it your way.

1883
01:30:52,786 --> 01:30:55,455
But you also did this.

1884
01:30:55,488 --> 01:30:56,956
(LAUGHS) Yeah.

1885
01:30:56,990 --> 01:30:59,793
I'll figure that out.
Sorry.

1886
01:30:59,826 --> 01:31:01,628
You know, this gluten-free stuff

1887
01:31:01,661 --> 01:31:03,263
is really starting
to grow on me.

1888
01:31:04,531 --> 01:31:05,732
(COOING)

1889
01:31:05,765 --> 01:31:07,400
So, what do we do now?

1890
01:31:07,434 --> 01:31:08,535
Oh, we could...

1891
01:31:08,535 --> 01:31:09,636
(WALTER YELPS)

1892
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:14,808
(GASPS) Huh?

1893
01:31:14,841 --> 01:31:15,842
Marcy?

1894
01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:17,944
WALTER: (MUFFLED) Okay,
I can't see or hear...

1895
01:31:17,977 --> 01:31:22,182
but my other senses
are elevated, so you... Ow!

1896
01:31:22,215 --> 01:31:25,485
Agent Sterling,
I apologize for the theatrics.

1897
01:31:25,518 --> 01:31:26,753
No, you don't.

1898
01:31:26,786 --> 01:31:28,488
You should have seen your face
when we grabbed you.

1899
01:31:28,521 --> 01:31:29,923
(CHUCKLES)
I didn't make a face.

1900
01:31:29,956 --> 01:31:31,391
No one's ever looked
more scared.

1901
01:31:31,424 --> 01:31:32,525
Are you two finished?

1902
01:31:32,559 --> 01:31:34,127
WALTER: We are gonna
be okay, Lance!

1903
01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:36,663
Use your baby hand
to pick the lock!

1904
01:31:36,696 --> 01:31:39,366
Can you please
take that off him?

1905
01:31:39,399 --> 01:31:41,534
Okay, and you can...
(CLEARS THROAT)

1906
01:31:41,568 --> 01:31:43,937
Oh, hey. Hey, guys.

1907
01:31:43,970 --> 01:31:46,639
(CLEARS THROAT)
Is this about the treason?

1908
01:31:46,673 --> 01:31:48,641
Joy, what is going on?

1909
01:31:48,675 --> 01:31:50,910
We realize
we were wrong about you.

1910
01:31:50,944 --> 01:31:53,460
You're the future
of this agency,

1911
01:31:53,790 --> 01:31:54,781
and we want you
to lead a new team.

1912
01:31:54,814 --> 01:31:56,950
A highly covert global...

1913
01:31:56,983 --> 01:31:58,785
LANCE: Let me stop you
right there.

1914
01:31:58,818 --> 01:32:00,620
I'm not leading nothing,

1915
01:32:00,653 --> 01:32:03,223
unless my man
Walter's on the team.

1916
01:32:03,256 --> 01:32:04,457
Um...

1917
01:32:04,491 --> 01:32:06,793
I think she's talking to Walter.

1918
01:32:06,826 --> 01:32:08,194
Oh. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, we...

1919
01:32:08,194 --> 01:32:09,596
Just put that down.

1920
01:32:09,629 --> 01:32:10,663
Sometimes, he talks for me,

1921
01:32:10,697 --> 01:32:12,320
I'll talk for him,
'cause we a team.

1922
01:32:12,650 --> 01:32:13,166
Me?

1923
01:32:13,199 --> 01:32:15,335
We need people like you.

1924
01:32:15,368 --> 01:32:19,406
People who can
help the Agency do things a new way.

1925
01:32:20,730 --> 01:32:21,274
What do you say?

1926
01:32:22,742 --> 01:32:24,978
Looks like we gonna
need some glitter.

1927
01:32:26,460 --> 01:32:26,946
Team Weird?

1928
01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:28,281
LANCE: (CHUCKLES)
Team Weird.

1929
01:32:29,549 --> 01:32:31,217
(GRUNTING)

1930
01:32:31,251 --> 01:32:33,286
AUTOMATED VOICE:
(ON SPEAKERS) Missile deactivated.

1931
01:32:34,540 --> 01:32:36,256
(PEOPLE CLAMORING
AND SHOUTING)

1932
01:32:41,194 --> 01:32:42,729
(BOTH WHOOPING)

