1 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:35,735 [narrator] Do people really change? I mean, real, lasting, positive change. 2 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:40,907 I sure hope so, because we are in the business of change. 3 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:52,852 Please. Please. 4 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,355 [sobs] I'm sorry. 5 00:00:57,230 --> 00:00:59,993 [crying] I'm so sorry. 6 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:06,466 I'm sorry. I-- I-- I-- I won't yell at the neighbor's kids anymore. 7 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,369 I-I-I'll take back the claim against the Johnsons, 8 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:12,380 even though that tree house is a flagrant violation-- 9 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,390 [ground cracking] 10 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,942 I'm sorry! No! No, no! Please! I-- I can change. 11 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:20,680 I-- I promise! Please. Please, please, please. Please, I-- I-- 12 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:23,750 Please give me another chance. I can change! 13 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:28,588 [narrator] Don't worry about her. In a few minutes, she'll wake up in her bed. 14 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:32,580 Dry, rested and hopefully a whole new person. 15 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:35,261 All right! She's back in bed. Could I get a coffee over here? 16 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:36,896 Coffees flying in. 17 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:41,134 [narrator] You see, this is just a supernatural simulation. 18 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:42,235 And these are my colleagues, 19 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,104 The Ghost of Christmas Past, 20 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,306 -Christmas Yet-to-Come… -No doubt. 21 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:47,607 [thunderclap] 22 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,709 [narrator] Oh, boy. That looks good. Thank you. 23 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:55,615 And that's me. Mr. Brad Pitt. No. No, I'm kidding. 24 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,385 I'm The Ghost of Christmas Present. I'm not Brad Pitt. 25 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,288 So, you think she changed? 26 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,691 I mean, I don't know. This one was a serious tight-***. 27 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,590 Of course she's changed. 28 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,861 I brought her face-to-face with her mortality, 29 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,929 and that's when I close the deal every time. 30 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:12,632 Anyone can point to a headstone. Everyone agrees with me. 31 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,000 -Guys, please. -You know what? 32 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,735 I do way more than just point at it. 33 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:16,936 That hurts me. 34 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:18,138 Yet-to-Come is a wrap. 35 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:21,341 Inform Mr. Marley our perp will awaken in two minutes. 36 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:22,542 Copy that. 37 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,444 Marley-san, Marley-san! 38 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:28,548 [speaks Japanese] 39 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:29,783 -Already? -[ghost] Yeah. 40 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:33,953 Excellent. Thank you, Kazuko. Very exciting. 41 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,623 Spirits, gather up, one and all! 42 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,558 [Mr. Marley] Research, Locations, 43 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,627 -Costume Department! -[support ghosts cheering] 44 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:43,129 [Present] This is our dedicated staff of support ghosts. 45 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:46,132 They work so hard to make us look good. 46 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,340 Okay. We are walking. 47 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:51,938 New recruits, I know you're freshly dead, but let's look alive. 48 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,107 You've enlisted at the perfect time. 49 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,843 They're on their way to find out if the person we've haunted 50 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,511 is really going to change. 51 00:02:58,611 --> 00:02:59,646 Can we go see that? 52 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:00,980 No. Come on. 53 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,189 [Present] And this is the moment we worked all year for. 54 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,290 [children] Oh! 55 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:13,460 -No, honey, don't go in her yard! -We don't want her calling the police. 56 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,961 It's okay. I can get it. 57 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:16,996 [onlookers gasp] 58 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:20,333 [neighbor] Sorry, Ms. Blansky. We'll take the game down the street. 59 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,634 We don't want any trouble today. 60 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,870 What day is this? 61 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,805 It's Christmas Day. 62 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,750 -The ghosts did it all in one night. -Are you okay? 63 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,478 Do you need us to call someone? 64 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,480 Or do you wanna play? 65 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:34,614 Me? 66 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,416 Sure. I-If you want to. 67 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:40,620 After all the times I've reported you to the HOA or called the police 68 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,622 or s-stolen your packages? [chuckles] 69 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,624 -You did what? -Huh? 70 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:48,194 [chuckles] 71 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:52,265 Go ahead. Give it a try. It's fun. 72 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,710 Yeah! 73 00:03:58,838 --> 00:03:59,839 [gasps] 74 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:32,380 [chuckles] 75 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:37,110 Congratulations, Ms. Blansky. 76 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,878 I did it? You mean it's really-- 77 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,714 You're a different person now, Karen. 78 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,951 Go make amends, and make us proud. 79 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,621 I will. I promise you, I will! 80 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,570 -Whoo! -Attagirl, Karen! 81 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,327 Appreciate it so much. All the way in the b-- Ow! 82 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,669 [chuckles, shouts] 83 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,906 [Karen] Oh, could I join in? 84 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:08,675 [Present] So, that's what we do. 85 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,411 We haunt someone, change them into a better person, 86 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,279 and then we sing about it. 87 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,150 ♪ You wait for the day You prep for a year ♪ 88 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,953 ♪ And when the big day is finally here ♪ 89 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:23,823 ♪ You take a jerk and work To turn 'em around ♪ 90 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:25,492 Why are they singing? 91 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,260 Oh, because this is a musical. 92 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,595 What is? 93 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,131 All of this. The afterlife. 94 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,800 Yay! [chuckles] I had a feeling. 95 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,635 Aw, come on. Really? 96 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,473 ♪ You show them their life And you hope for the switch ♪ 97 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:47,113 ♪ And when it goes off without a hitch This Christmas train is party-bound ♪ 98 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:50,684 Bring on the Chili of Positive Outcome! 99 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,819 ♪ We're giddy with a holiday Goodwill gleam ♪ 100 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:56,122 ♪ 'Cause helping out is sweeter Than eggnog cream ♪ 101 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:01,194 ♪ We might be dead But we're living that Yuletide dream ♪ 102 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,264 ♪ We're full of that Christmas morning feeling ♪ 103 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:07,133 ♪ Is there a morning more appealing? ♪ 104 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,503 ♪ The magical mood when being merry Is very necessary ♪ 105 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,972 ♪ We're changing all mankind ♪ 106 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:15,975 ♪ We planted the seeds And joy is blooming ♪ 107 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:19,450 ♪ Now we got one less hateful human ♪ 108 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,548 ♪ We're doing the world a world of good ♪ 109 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:24,818 ♪ Putting some nice Into the neighborhood ♪ 110 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:30,290 ♪ Playing our parts, changing hearts One by one ♪ 111 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:34,728 ♪ We got that Christmas morning feeling And damn, is it fun ♪ 112 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,664 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪ 113 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:42,502 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 114 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,772 Dude, I can't dance like this. Are you gonna be able to keep up with all this? 115 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:49,676 I mean, if I start dancing, I'm gonna shut it down, man. Everybody gonna look bad. 116 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,545 ♪ We're full of that Christmas morning feeling ♪ 117 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,548 ♪ The tingle when Jingle bells are pealing ♪ 118 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,217 ♪ Everything's super holly-jolly ♪ 119 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:59,850 ♪ It's like we're all on Molly ♪ 120 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,154 ♪ But it's a natural high ♪ 121 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:04,324 ♪ Whoo! Everything shines a little brighter ♪ 122 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:07,193 ♪ I'm feeling warm as apple cider ♪ 123 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,960 ♪ We're doing the world a world of good ♪ 124 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:13,990 ♪ Feels like a kick-*** Christmas should ♪ 125 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:18,710 ♪ Playing our parts, changing hearts One by one ♪ 126 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,441 Hey, does somebody clear out our search history after we die? 127 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,879 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪ 128 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,182 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 129 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:33,420 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 130 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:51,771 Excuse me, sir. 131 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,807 Oh, hey, Margo. I was just avoiding you. 132 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,442 Yes, sir. I get it. 133 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:58,645 But, you know, it is my job to review your file after each haunt. 134 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:03,383 So, you have been eligible for retirement for 46 seasons. 135 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,219 -Yeah. -And you're still here. 136 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:07,554 -Like, all the time. -Hmm. 137 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,230 Well, I believe the work we do here is very important. 138 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,158 Yeah, yeah. But don't you want another crack at life? 139 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,461 -[inhales sharply] God, I miss drinking. -Huh? 140 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,830 I used to go so hard with my girls back in Tampa. 141 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,331 Wait, aren't you in HR? 142 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,300 I have a tramp stamp on the front and the back. 143 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,669 We were crazy. We stole a cruise ship one time. 144 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:25,271 Look, HR, I don't know if that's the right area for you-- 145 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,339 Figgy pudding. 146 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,841 Wh-- I'm sorry, what? 147 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,243 It says in your file that you liked figgy pudding. 148 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,450 Don't you wanna try it again? 149 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:35,281 Don't you wanna go back on Earth and do person stuff again? 150 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,683 Yeah, I guess so. 151 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:40,186 I mean, I-- I died before there was indoor plumbing, so I-- 152 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:43,289 Well, um, it's been fun chatting and everything, 153 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,693 but, um, there's, like, a whole party going on, so… 154 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,728 Okay, but I feel like you started the conversation. 155 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:52,966 Anyway, 46 seasons. Crazy. [chuckles] 156 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,302 Just saying. Maybe it's time. 157 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,142 Maybe she has a point. 158 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:05,879 ♪ Is it time to find out if I'm ♪ 159 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:10,830 ♪ Meant for more Than just a Christmas morning feeling? ♪ 160 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:14,220 ♪ I could go back to Earth Retire, just peace out ♪ 161 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:18,158 ♪ Another chance at the life I've been dreaming about ♪ 162 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:25,732 [chuckles] Maybe I buy a quaint little house on a quiet street. 163 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,703 I meet a nice gal, and we get married and start a family. 164 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,305 And then, at the end of each day after work, 165 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:38,244 we have a loving embrace and one of those newfangled, modern mouth kisses. 166 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,246 That'd be nice. 167 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,218 ♪ Is it time to find out if I'm ♪ 168 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:49,522 ♪ Ready to reach beyond A Christmas morning feeling? ♪ 169 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,660 ♪ To be human again, alive once more ♪ 170 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:57,831 ♪ Take some swings At the things I missed out on before ♪ 171 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:01,501 And there's me in the backyard 172 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:04,671 goofing around with my two kids who share the same first initial. 173 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:08,942 Little Rebecca and her-- her brother, Reggie or Robert or-- 174 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:13,913 R-R-Rar-- I don't know. I'll think of a good "R" name. 175 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:24,424 ♪ But what if I screw up my life again Like I did the first time through ♪ 176 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:27,794 ♪ Could I really be someone better ♪ 177 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:31,798 ♪ Someone kinder, someone new? ♪ 178 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,600 ♪ But no, no, no ♪ 179 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:37,337 ♪ I've gotta make more Of a difference here ♪ 180 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,906 ♪ There's so much left to do ♪ 181 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:43,610 ♪ With all the trolls And a-holes out there ♪ 182 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,946 ♪ Well, am I doing the world A world of good? ♪ 183 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:50,817 ♪ And have I given it my all? ♪ 184 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,821 ♪ Or am I just full of it? ♪ 185 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,191 ♪ Am I just full of sh-- ♪ 186 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:01,995 Hey. Come on now, potty mouth. 187 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,998 Bit inappropriate for the day. 188 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,168 I know, I know, old friend. 189 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,772 This is just your usual post-haunt comedown, yeah? 190 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,474 It's more than that, Jacob. 191 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,378 Look at this place, mate. 192 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:26,190 Every single one of them's a soul that we've redeemed. Together. 193 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,156 So, fret not, sunshine. 194 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,260 For in two weeks' time, we scout next season's perp, 195 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,994 and I've seen the file on this one. 196 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,198 -Manages a fancy hotel in Vancouver. -Uh-huh? 197 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,301 Right vile little *******. You're gonna love him. 198 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,700 Just what you need to get back up on that horse. 199 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,607 So, come on now. Stiff upper. Big-boy pants. 200 00:11:56,649 --> 00:12:01,955 Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You. 201 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,391 -Walter. -No one cares what your name is, 202 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,360 and no one should have a mustache on their lip and forehead. 203 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,196 Why are you crossing through my grand lobby, hmm? 204 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,866 These Christmas Tree conventioners pay top dollar to be here, 205 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,335 so they don't have to look at or think about people like you, 206 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,300 you walking plunger. 207 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,439 So, did I tell you? 208 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:23,143 Abusive, stingy, self-centered. 209 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,413 I like that he goes against the Canadian stereotype. 210 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,490 Yeah. It's weird to see a Canadian without mittens. 211 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,986 I mean, yeah. He's an absolute turd in a suit. 212 00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:34,454 -Mm-hmm. -[Present] Right? 213 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,523 But, I'm just wondering-- Hear me out. 214 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,825 -This guy-- And he's terrible-- -Mm-hmm. 215 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,163 But if we change him, does he create enough ripples to make a real difference? 216 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,699 -That's all I'm saying. -[Marley] Make a real difference? 217 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,568 Four-hundred people work for him. 218 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,170 Bit sad, isn't it? 219 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:53,173 Disgruntled, yeah? Taking it out on their kids. 220 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,709 Yes. Yes, Senator. It's-- It's designed to be offensive. 221 00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:58,445 Outrage is a drug. 222 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,715 Listen to me, the second you tweet that word, 223 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,850 CNN is no longer talking about how you just boned the teachers' union. 224 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,555 Trust me, Senator. Post it. 225 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,227 [gasps] 226 00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:20,600 I don't know. 227 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:27,407 [speaker] Our guest today manages PR for AT&T and the NFL. 228 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,410 He's helped senators, governors, even presidents get elected. 229 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,813 All due respect, Marty, we're on our butts here. 230 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,784 This trade group can't afford to hire some fancy New York media consultant. 231 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,253 [guest] Got that right. 232 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,656 Oh, here he is. Let's give him a real good welcome. 233 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,259 From the, uh, Briggs Media Group, Clint Briggs. 234 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,130 [Clint] Thank you, Marty. Always a pleasure. 235 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,331 And it is true, 236 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,668 I do charge comically enormous fees, 237 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:57,504 which will probably bankrupt your entire organization, 238 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,472 but, you know, last week, 239 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:04,100 over 300 million families took down their Christmas trees. 240 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:09,249 Eighty-one percent of which were fake, plastic trees. 241 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,650 -[crowd clamors] -[Clint] Yeah. 242 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:14,287 I don't know why you're acting surprised. I hit one button on Amazon, 243 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:18,458 and a shiny, new tree is on my porch by the end of the afternoon. 244 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,727 -Easy-peasy. -[crowd clamors] 245 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:25,965 [Clint] Yeah. People, they used to insist on authenticity. 246 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,735 Have people changed? Now, that's the good news. 247 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:33,600 Now, people never change. But you know something? 248 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:39,120 Real trees are trending downward. Your sales continue slipping. 249 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:44,384 ♪ They destroyed your bottom lines With plastic pines and same-day shipping ♪ 250 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,654 Well, you've got the better product. 251 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:53,159 ♪ But if you wanna win You gotta study human nature ♪ 252 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:58,131 ♪ All those interested, lean in ♪ 253 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,690 ♪ People are, one, lazy ♪ 254 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,171 ♪ We only care about ourselves ♪ 255 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:09,175 ♪ Your competition knows this So their crap flies off the shelves ♪ 256 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:14,247 ♪ But we're also, two, desperate To feel good and smart and right ♪ 257 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:18,885 ♪ And that's what you have to harness If you wanna win this fight ♪ 258 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:23,323 ♪ See, what you're really selling Is the way things ought to be ♪ 259 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:27,761 ♪ So your pitch becomes compelling Selling more than just a tree ♪ 260 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:32,499 ♪ It's a symbol of your values It's your ethics and your cause ♪ 261 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,402 ♪ You can either be fake Like the trees they make ♪ 262 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:39,272 ♪ Or take a stand for Santa Claus ♪ 263 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:43,710 ♪ We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back cheer ♪ 264 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,579 ♪ We're bringing back cozy nights Those twinkly lights ♪ 265 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,214 ♪ The glow of yesteryear ♪ 266 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:52,585 ♪ Now, it's some slight manipulation But it's what we've gotta do ♪ 267 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:57,791 ♪ See, we need some confrontation Or your message won't get through ♪ 268 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:03,897 ♪ We're bringing back decency We're bringing back Christmas ♪ 269 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,767 ♪ And that means the piney scent Of a real authentic tree ♪ 270 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,937 They're literally eating out of his hand. 271 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:15,809 ♪ Oh, it would be, sure, simple To boost your market share ♪ 272 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:20,246 ♪ We'd rebrand you as nostalgic Tell your customers you care ♪ 273 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:24,951 ♪ But the world is, what? Tribal So if you want your sales to soar ♪ 274 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:29,456 ♪ It's not enough for folks to love you They gotta hate your rivals more ♪ 275 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:33,827 ♪ As an expert my advice is Feed that hate, 'cause hate is strong ♪ 276 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:38,298 ♪ Folks will gladly pay your prices To prove those Christmas-killers wrong ♪ 277 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,432 [sighs] 278 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,168 ♪ We're bringing back Christmas ♪ 279 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:45,105 -♪ And all the joy that we've lost ♪ -♪ We're bringing it back ♪ 280 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,807 ♪ Give me some peace on Earth A virgin birth ♪ 281 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,476 ♪ And grandpa getting sauced ♪ 282 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,477 Wow! 283 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:54,614 ♪ Every Facebook-loving boomer Wants to fight a culture war ♪ 284 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,618 ♪ So tell your core consumer What the hell they're fighting for ♪ 285 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,989 ♪ A fight for morality A fight for morality ♪ 286 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,258 ♪ We're bringing back Christmas ♪ 287 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,962 ♪ And it's not coming back With some manufactured tree ♪ 288 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,864 I want a complete breakdown on him. 289 00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,733 I'm talking a living tree in your living room. 290 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,370 As I reach up to place the angel on top, 291 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:23,900 I look out my window and I see my neighbor, Doug, across the street, 292 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,912 snapping together his artificial tree. 293 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,549 He's like the perfect combination of Mussolini and Seacrest. 294 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:34,540 Easy-peasy, poor, lazy, deplorable Doug, 295 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:39,459 who cares more about convenience than the happiness and respect of his town, 296 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,696 of his country, of our sacred holiday! 297 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,931 Clint Briggs. Grew up in Saint Paul, Minnesota. 298 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,233 Middle child of three to a single mother. 299 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,703 His older sister, Carrie, passed away five years ago. 300 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,872 Her daughter, Wren, is now being raised by Clint's younger brother, Owen. 301 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:56,109 Clint's company specializes in creating controversy, conflict, 302 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,179 and disinformation for the benefit of his clients worldwide. 303 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:03,416 Oh, my God. He's perfect. 304 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:09,856 It's not enough to want it. You gotta get mad. You have to fight. 305 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,259 You have to fight for the traditions we hold dear. 306 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,728 So persuasive. 307 00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:19,990 Kinda makes you wanna push an old lady down a flight of stairs. 308 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,680 ♪ I'm talking nativities And sweet baby Jeez ♪ 309 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,504 ♪ Fat honey hams, Mariah Carey jams ♪ 310 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,906 ♪ Feliz Navidad and the birth of our God ♪ 311 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:30,310 ♪ Gathered 'round with our families ♪ 312 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:34,614 ♪ We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back Christmas ♪ 313 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,250 ♪ Plus a ton of cash ♪ 314 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,854 ♪ From some good old-fashioned trees ♪ 315 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,589 ♪ Oh, the cozy glow of yesteryear ♪ 316 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,691 ♪ All those twinkly lights And all the cheer ♪ 317 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:47,293 ♪ We're bringing back Christmas We're bringing back Christmas ♪ 318 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,929 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 319 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:53,433 -Thank you. -[crowd cheering, shouting] 320 00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,439 Yeah! 321 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,640 Yes! Yes! 322 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,308 That's our man. 323 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,979 I'm sorry, this is not our man. 324 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:08,782 Wait, wait, wait. What? Hold on. Why not? 325 00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:12,850 Jacob, the guy causes division for a job. 326 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,587 -And he's-- -Insanely hot. 327 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,957 Is that not what you were gonna say? 328 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,461 What? I've been dead for 40 years, 329 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,630 and I'm not made of wood. The man's attractive. 330 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,732 -No, he's smoking hot. -Smoking hot. 331 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:28,902 And more importantly, he's got his hands all over everything. 332 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,303 Yeah. I wish. 333 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,271 [cell phone clicking] 334 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,606 -[Past] Maude, are you texting HR? -No. Mm-mmm. 335 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:37,277 Jacob, I'm telling you. He could be our greatest haunt ever. The whale. 336 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,979 If we change him, imagine the ripples. 337 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,122 Oh, great. [scoffs] 338 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,325 That is a flagrant breach of established protocol. 339 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:55,128 So, we're stuck with creepy, convention boss guy, then? 340 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,364 -Yep. No hot-girl Christmas for you. -[groans] 341 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,832 Okay, okay. Hang on. 342 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,469 He's not an unredeemable because he drowns puppies. 343 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,939 He's only stamped because he's "dogmatically committed to the belief 344 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,474 that people never change." 345 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,843 "Never change"? Now I do want a piece of this guy. 346 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,645 Jacob, I'm telling you. I know what makes this guy tick. 347 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,981 We won't fail. Come on. I can take this guy. 348 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,519 Besides, you know it's been done before. 349 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:24,570 Once. Barely. And you know that was different. 350 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,326 -What did he say? -But with the state the world is in now, 351 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:30,263 I'm not about to risk a whole year of ripples on a lost cause. I'm sorry. 352 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,832 We go with the rat-******* hotel manager. 353 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:37,871 In that case, I would like to collect my retirement package. 354 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,339 [ghosts clamoring] 355 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,573 [ghost 1] He said retire. 356 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:44,100 -[ghost 2] Wait, you can't retire. -[chuckles] Now, s-settle down, spirits. 357 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,414 -He's bluffing. -[ghost 3] Sorry, did you say retire? 358 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,915 Do I look like I'm bluffing? 359 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,686 Actually, you do. Yes. 360 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:56,560 All right, then. 361 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,627 -Whoa. -[ghosts gasping, murmuring] 362 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,732 All you have to do is take it and you're retired. 363 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,600 Back on Earth. 364 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:11,838 Living, breathing and offering opinions on things you know nothing about. 365 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,307 Right. Earth. 366 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,847 You know what? We don't have to do this right now. 367 00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:24,317 There is no shame in your dedication to the betterment of mankind. 368 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,886 -Now, if you'll excuse me. -Jacob, please. 369 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,589 I can't explain it, but if I could just change this guy, 370 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,225 -maybe I'll-- -What? Maybe you'll what? 371 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,596 Oh, no. No. There's no need for a whole big number here. No. 372 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,933 No spotlight. Gary, kill the spot-- 373 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:41,234 ♪ Every day I wake up ♪ 374 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:44,604 ♪ With a single dream Running through my head ♪ 375 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:47,340 Look, I have another meeting I'm actually late for. 376 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,810 ♪ To throw a tiny stone Into a mighty stream ♪ 377 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,113 ♪ And watch the ripples as they spread ♪ 378 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:56,820 Redeeming an unredeemable is nearly impossible. 379 00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:03,356 But if you'll promise to stop singing, you can have your perp. 380 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:08,895 Oh, really? Great. Thank you. That's-- That's quite reasonable. 381 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,332 Thanks, Gary. We're good. You were right on the cue. 382 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,901 Guys, he said yes. Let's get to work. 383 00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:16,102 -[ghosts cheer] -Yes! 384 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,400 Do you wanna hear the rest of my song? 385 00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:24,444 [Present] And so it begins. A full year of research and preparation. 386 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:33,486 [Present] Painstakingly recreating one man's past, present and future. 387 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,659 [Present] Why do we work so hard? We do it for the ripples. 388 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,329 Damn! 389 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:44,864 [Present] See, it's a documented fact 390 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:48,268 that one person's kindness can have a ripple effect. 391 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,304 [Present] Spreading goodwill like a pandemic-- 392 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,872 No. [stammers] Scratch that. Sorry. 393 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,140 You know, like-- 394 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:58,812 You know when people at a football stadium do the wave? Like that. More like that. 395 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:07,987 Now, finally, I have a perp with global reach. 396 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:14,327 [Present] If we can redeem this unredeemable, 397 00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:18,298 imagine just how far these ripples could go. 398 00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:20,667 [phone ringing] 399 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,703 Briggs Media Group. One moment please. 400 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:27,607 ♪ Watch how far the ripples go ♪ 401 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,677 ♪ Watch how far the ripples go ♪ 402 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,178 ♪ Go ♪ 403 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:37,500 ♪ Ripple Look how far the ripples go ♪ 404 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:41,388 [assistant] Okay. The Billie Eilish- Ed Sheeran beef has been approved 405 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,223 -by management on both sides. -Mmm. 406 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:47,394 Ed will post the insensitive comment on Tuesday and then apologize on Sunday. 407 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:50,864 Okay, let's push the apology back to the day of the VMAs to maximize buzz. 408 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,166 Mm-hmm. Oh, and your niece is here. 409 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:57,537 Apparently, she'd like your help with something, but Owen didn't say what it is. 410 00:23:58,171 --> 00:23:59,539 -She get the phone I sent? -Mm-hmm. 411 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,410 Hoverboard? 412 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,643 It's just-- I got a really busy day going here. 413 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,211 [exhales heavily] No problem. 414 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,415 I'll just go tell your late sister's only kid you're too busy. 415 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:12,252 [chuckles] Top-notch guilt trip, Kimberly. 416 00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:15,288 The way you emphasize "late." Proud of you. 417 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,625 Um, so, Uncle Clint, 418 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:23,229 I was thinking that maybe I would run for Student Council President. 419 00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:30,300 Um, so, maybe you could help me. Something. 420 00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:33,940 Wow. That's-- I mean, you know, that requires s-someone who's very-- [grunts] 421 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:37,777 You've always struck me as someone who's more of an inside-voice type of person. 422 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:41,281 So, w-w-what makes you want to run for Student Council President? 423 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:45,385 -Go ahead. -Well, I think I can make the school 424 00:24:45,452 --> 00:24:46,619 -way better… -[Clint] 100%. 425 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:47,687 [Wren] …if they pick me. 426 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,256 -But they probably won't. -Probably not. 427 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:53,460 -'Cause Josh Hubbins is running, so… -Josh Hubbins? 428 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,395 -[Wren] Mm-hmm. -Jo-- He sounds like a, 429 00:24:55,462 --> 00:24:56,996 -you know, a legend at-- at… -[Wren] Yeah. 430 00:24:57,970 --> 00:24:58,131 …whatever school you go to. 431 00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:01,301 Uh, never mind. It was a stupid idea. I-I'm sorry. 432 00:25:01,401 --> 00:25:02,569 I shouldn't have bothered you. 433 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:04,504 It's all right. I have bad ideas sometimes. 434 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:08,174 Clint, you promised Carrie if Wren ever needed anything, you would help her. 435 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,577 -You remember that? -Yes. Yes, I remember. I… 436 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:14,781 [sighs] 437 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,185 You've already won. You already won. 438 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:22,822 Hey. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here. Sit. Sit, please. 439 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:25,892 You got this in the bag, but you're gonna get your hands dirty. 440 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:28,294 You're gonna say and do things that you will not be proud of. 441 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,362 Hey, wait a minute, Clint-- 442 00:25:29,462 --> 00:25:32,298 Please hold your indignation, 'cause it's gonna get worse. 443 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:35,635 So, this Josh Hubbins, what are his grades like? 444 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,537 -He gets straight A's. -Mm-hmm. 445 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:39,272 -So do I. -Yeah. That's good for him, 446 00:25:39,339 --> 00:25:41,441 -but for you, I prefer C's. -She's never gotten less than-- 447 00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:43,743 I would love a D in there, so you're gonna tank your midterms, 448 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,912 you're gonna bank some detentions, and boom. 449 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,149 You're a woman of the people. We cast Josh as a snot-nosed elite. 450 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,500 You get? 451 00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:53,190 I don't know about this, 'cause he's actually super nice. 452 00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:56,556 -Yeah, he's a great kid, really. -Okay. I will put you over my knee. 453 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,692 And his parents have their own non-profit. 454 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,827 Trust me, he's hiding something. Everybody is. 455 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:03,763 Kimberly's gonna do some oppo research. That means digging up dirt. 456 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:10,360 And Kimberly is the best. She is a stone-cold killer. [chuckles] 457 00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:12,539 Opposition research on an eighth-grader? 458 00:26:13,173 --> 00:26:14,174 Sure. 459 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:17,344 -[Kimberly] Okay. -[Clint] You hungry? You want a juice box? 460 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,845 -[Wren] I'm okay. -[Clint] Want a Negroni? 461 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:21,140 You know what? I-I'm just gonna stay on her, 462 00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:24,851 just in case this turns into an important story thread that we may wanna follow. 463 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,519 Well, okay. 464 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:29,522 Yeah, I'm gonna stay and watch him put ponytail man over his knee. 465 00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:32,726 Hey, Mom. 466 00:26:32,826 --> 00:26:37,597 Boy, we have similar jobs, don't we? Digging up dirt on people. [chuckles] 467 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:40,867 Whoa. What do we have here? 468 00:26:41,368 --> 00:26:45,605 When your parents make you eat Christmas dinner with homeless people. Gross. 469 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:48,608 Oh, Josh. What did you post? 470 00:26:49,576 --> 00:26:53,380 You're sunk, kiddo. [chuckles] You are so sunk. 471 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:59,419 I'm doing oppo research on a child. 472 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:11,640 ♪ The big corner office The 12-person team ♪ 473 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:14,734 ♪ A slick leather chair The American Dream ♪ 474 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:18,171 ♪ My mom used to clean Ritzy places like these ♪ 475 00:27:18,271 --> 00:27:22,909 ♪ With their overpriced art And their walls of degrees ♪ 476 00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:27,800 ♪ Well, now it's all mine With my name on the door ♪ 477 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:30,984 ♪ A big, fancy desk on the 38th floor ♪ 478 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:36,890 ♪ Look at the girl who did right At the height of a hard-won career ♪ 479 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:41,995 ♪ What could surpass Giant windows of glass ♪ 480 00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:44,300 ♪ Framing miles of blue ♪ 481 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:48,100 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 482 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:53,907 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 483 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:58,178 ♪ They say, "Climb the ladder No matter the cost" ♪ 484 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:02,182 ♪ But nobody tells you How much can get lost ♪ 485 00:28:02,282 --> 00:28:05,652 ♪ That decent and hopeful Young woman you were ♪ 486 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:08,822 ♪ Well, you wake up one day And you wonder ♪ 487 00:28:09,489 --> 00:28:11,358 ♪ "What happened to her?" ♪ 488 00:28:12,592 --> 00:28:16,296 ♪ That woman was made To see good in each heart ♪ 489 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:19,866 ♪ But now she gets paid To pull people apart ♪ 490 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:26,639 ♪ And, I mean, hey, look at me MVP, employee of the year ♪ 491 00:28:27,607 --> 00:28:31,378 ♪ Well, maybe I guess That this looks like success ♪ 492 00:28:31,478 --> 00:28:33,546 ♪ But it doesn't feel true ♪ 493 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:37,417 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 494 00:28:39,686 --> 00:28:42,989 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 495 00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:53,660 ♪ I could keep doing oppo Keep digging up dirt ♪ 496 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:57,170 ♪ Pretend I don't care When nice people get hurt ♪ 497 00:28:57,671 --> 00:29:01,700 ♪ Block out the guilt That I'd have to ignore ♪ 498 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:06,346 ♪ For a raise as I rise To the 39th floor ♪ 499 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:14,220 ♪ Or I can walk out this door And defiantly quit ♪ 500 00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:17,691 ♪ There's a line you can't cross And I think this is it ♪ 501 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:21,628 ♪ Oh, maybe I haven't lost sight Of what's right ♪ 502 00:29:21,728 --> 00:29:25,432 ♪ No, it's perfectly clear ♪ 503 00:29:25,532 --> 00:29:29,169 -Oh. [stammers] Whoa, that was quick. -Go ahead. Tell him how you feel. 504 00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:31,638 [gasps] You found something good, didn't you? 505 00:29:31,738 --> 00:29:36,900 See, you-- you-- you can always tell by the self-loathing expression on her face. 506 00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:39,312 -Well, actually… -Yeah. Come on. You can do it. 507 00:29:39,412 --> 00:29:40,447 …I came here… 508 00:29:40,547 --> 00:29:43,216 To say you quit your job, but you want ample severance. 509 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:47,654 -…to say, I… -Yeah. 510 00:29:47,754 --> 00:29:51,591 …found something that should do the trick. 511 00:29:51,658 --> 00:29:54,861 Yes, you did. Let's go see. Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on. 512 00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:02,469 ♪ At the end of the day Words are easy to say ♪ 513 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:06,106 ♪ But it looks like the walking away ♪ 514 00:30:06,206 --> 00:30:09,109 ♪ Is a little bit harder to do ♪ 515 00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:13,480 ♪ That's the view ♪ 516 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:16,516 ♪ From here ♪ 517 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:32,665 Well, Josh's family runs a Christmas Day dinner at a homeless shelter. 518 00:30:32,766 --> 00:30:34,934 He'll be humblebragging the crap out of that. 519 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:40,106 But, two years ago, he posted and quickly deleted this on TikTok. 520 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:41,141 [Josh] When your parents 521 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:43,977 make you eat Christmas dinner with homeless people. Gross. 522 00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:47,814 Oh! I am outraged. 523 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:49,783 I told you Kimberly was the best. 524 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,318 Once Josh is done trumpeting his annual good deed, Wrenny, 525 00:30:52,385 --> 00:30:55,955 you post that video, start writing your acceptance speech, and Bob's your uncle. 526 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:58,124 -Actually, I'm your uncle, so… -[Owen] This is two years ago. 527 00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:01,127 -[Clint] Time to go. -[Owen] He's a kid. He's in sixth grade. 528 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:03,863 Wait, Clint, please. Can we just hang on and talk about this for a second? 529 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:07,267 We only get one elevator a day. So, let's catch this one. Bye, guys. 530 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,536 -[Clint] Like ya. -[Owen] Do it again. 531 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:10,870 [Clint] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 532 00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:17,210 It's official. I'm a terrible person. 533 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:19,813 [sighs] No, you're not. 534 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:25,151 Excuse me? 535 00:31:26,486 --> 00:31:29,689 -Uh… -What? Can she see you right now? 536 00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:31,224 -Have we met? -Uh… 537 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:32,726 Can she see me? 538 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:34,227 Hey! 539 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:37,597 -This is crazy. -I don't think so. 540 00:31:37,697 --> 00:31:38,698 -No. -Huh. 541 00:31:38,765 --> 00:31:41,668 Well, then how do you know how terrible I may or may not be? 542 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:43,203 Why can she see you? 543 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:44,537 I don't know. 544 00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:48,475 Uh, well, I've always been a good judge of character. 545 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:52,780 -It's kinda baked into my job. -[chuckles] Do you work here? 546 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:54,514 -We have to kill her now, right? -No! 547 00:31:55,882 --> 00:31:58,180 I'm here on a project. 548 00:31:58,585 --> 00:31:59,953 -For Briggs? -What are you doing? 549 00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:01,955 Well, it-- it involves Mr. Briggs. 550 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:04,524 Get out of this. You're going to get us in trouble. 551 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:05,892 Really? Which project? 552 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:08,610 Make something up. Make something up. Abort. 553 00:32:08,161 --> 00:32:11,364 -I'm The Ghost of Christmas Present. -What are you doing? 554 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,200 Um, yeah, we'll be haunting him this Christmas, 555 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:16,903 -in hopes we can change him into being… -[Yet-to-Come] You got to be kidding me. 556 00:32:16,970 --> 00:32:18,772 …a more positive force for humanity. 557 00:32:19,873 --> 00:32:21,908 [chuckles] Clint? 558 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:24,544 [chuckles] Clint. Yeah. 559 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:27,470 [both chuckling] 560 00:32:28,915 --> 00:32:29,916 I'm Kimberly. 561 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:41,661 [Present] Uh… 562 00:32:44,297 --> 00:32:45,632 Roberto. 563 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:47,967 C. Fishman. 564 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,437 Pratt. Roberto C. Fishman Pratt. 565 00:32:50,537 --> 00:32:55,608 [chuckles] Well. Oh. Thanks for the laugh, Roberto. 566 00:32:56,309 --> 00:33:00,380 And the compliment. I needed both of them right about now. 567 00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:02,682 Like the outfit. 568 00:33:02,782 --> 00:33:05,752 -[chuckles] Thank you. -[chuckling] Mmm. 569 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:12,225 You know, I think deep down, you wanted her to see you because you're into her. 570 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:13,693 [Present] I'm not into her. 571 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:15,628 Roberto C. Fishman Pratt? 572 00:33:15,695 --> 00:33:18,398 -Okay, it's a bad name! -It's too many names. 573 00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:20,834 -[audience laughing] -And as if we didn't have enough 574 00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:22,135 to fight about at Christmas dinner, 575 00:33:22,235 --> 00:33:25,839 the kind of Christmas tree you have is now a battle on social media. 576 00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:28,641 -[audience laughing] -It is. L-Lots of anger on both sides. 577 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:32,445 Apparently, if you have a real tree, you're a judgmental elitist hipster. 578 00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:33,646 [audience laughing] 579 00:33:33,713 --> 00:33:34,814 But if you have a fake tree, 580 00:33:34,881 --> 00:33:38,151 you're an enemy of Santa Claus, Jesus, and Mariah Carey. And that's-- 581 00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:41,488 You don't wanna bring out Mariah's bad side. 582 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:46,590 Hey. Oh, I'm watching it right now. 583 00:33:46,726 --> 00:33:49,362 Yeah. Let's have our influencers hit it hard. 584 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:52,365 #ChristmasTreeWar. And remind Wren-- 585 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,000 Rafi, these are amazing. 586 00:33:54,670 --> 00:33:55,802 Remind Wren not to post the video of the kid 587 00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:57,604 until after he posts from the homeless shelter-- 588 00:33:57,671 --> 00:33:58,672 Holy bejeebus. 589 00:34:00,674 --> 00:34:01,975 The suit is amazing. 590 00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:04,210 -[bells jingling] -Wow, Beth. 591 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,413 [jingling continues] 592 00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:14,487 Are you guys… 593 00:34:17,824 --> 00:34:21,361 -Beth? -[vase thumping, chiming] 594 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:24,597 [glass tinkling] 595 00:34:24,698 --> 00:34:26,533 [fixtures chiming] 596 00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:28,835 [bowl rattling] 597 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:30,837 [fixtures clanging] 598 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:41,715 Oh, damn. That's not good. 599 00:34:42,816 --> 00:34:45,850 All right, whoever's filming me, I'm impressed. 600 00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:47,921 [chair squeaking] 601 00:34:48,955 --> 00:34:50,757 Oh, Jesus! [groans] 602 00:34:50,857 --> 00:34:56,696 This chain I forged in life is girded of my own free will. 603 00:34:57,197 --> 00:35:00,567 Link by link with each soul I made to suffer. 604 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:02,936 Very, very, very, very, very convincing. Okay, who-- 605 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,373 -[groaning] -[Clint shrieks] 606 00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:08,541 Oh! Oh, f-- Oh! 607 00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:11,711 ♪ Ye shall find no sleep tonight ♪ 608 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,146 Okay, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming. 609 00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:16,716 ♪ No, this is not a dream ♪ 610 00:35:16,783 --> 00:35:18,840 God, you're ugly. 611 00:35:18,151 --> 00:35:21,721 ♪ Many wrongs have ye to right ♪ 612 00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:25,892 ♪ Dark deeds ye must redeem ♪ 613 00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:28,728 You keep singing, I'm gonna… [grunts] …stand up. 614 00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:32,999 ♪ Your past, your present And your future ♪ 615 00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:35,301 ♪ Ye shall soon behold ♪ 616 00:35:35,402 --> 00:35:36,936 This is very, very weird. 617 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:41,474 ♪ The story of your life ♪ 618 00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:43,810 ♪ Shall now ♪ 619 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:48,448 ♪ Unfold ♪ 620 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:53,119 [laughs] Feel my chain! 621 00:35:53,186 --> 00:35:55,188 Ew. Can I not? 622 00:35:57,557 --> 00:35:58,558 [Clint grunts] 623 00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:03,196 ♪ The story of your life The truth you're scared to hear ♪ 624 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:04,297 I-- 625 00:36:04,364 --> 00:36:08,301 ♪ The story of your life A tale of reckoning and fear ♪ 626 00:36:08,368 --> 00:36:11,371 I just have one thing-- I just have one thing you really need to-- 627 00:36:11,471 --> 00:36:13,440 -[singing stops] -I'm-- I'm-- I'm so sorry. 628 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,742 I'm-- I'm stuck on the-- on the first thing there. 629 00:36:15,809 --> 00:36:17,744 The-- You said, "Past, present, future." 630 00:36:18,912 --> 00:36:21,448 L-Like A Christmas Carol? The ****ens story? 631 00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:23,149 The Bill Murray movie with Bobcat Goldthwait? 632 00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:26,486 Yes, yes. Like the ****ens book and the Bill Murray movie 633 00:36:26,586 --> 00:36:28,521 and every other adaptation nobody asked for. 634 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:31,591 Now, please, if you would just let me get this out. Sit. 635 00:36:31,658 --> 00:36:32,659 Here? 636 00:36:33,326 --> 00:36:34,661 Okay. Uh… 637 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:37,764 [Marley clears throat] 638 00:36:37,831 --> 00:36:39,199 [blows raspberry] 639 00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:41,634 ♪ You might rewrite ♪ 640 00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:45,472 ♪ The story of your life ♪ 641 00:36:45,972 --> 00:36:47,674 ♪ Before it's all too late ♪ 642 00:36:47,774 --> 00:36:51,244 Oh. [groans] What is it? What is it? 643 00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:53,613 Um, again, I'm so sorry. 644 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,820 Uh, so, out of all the people on the planet-- 645 00:36:56,182 --> 00:37:00,653 murderers, racists, people who do gender-reveal parties-- 646 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,322 I'm the guy you're gonna haunt? 647 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:04,491 If you would shut up and let me finish, you might understand-- 648 00:37:04,557 --> 00:37:06,826 -Yes, sir. -You know what? [chuckles] 649 00:37:06,893 --> 00:37:08,695 Forget it. It's not worth the trouble. 650 00:37:08,795 --> 00:37:10,263 Three ghosts coming to save you. 651 00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:13,400 Bit more consideration for them than you did for me maybe, yeah? 652 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,350 -Noted. -Good. All right, then. Cheers. 653 00:37:15,101 --> 00:37:18,238 [objects clattering] 654 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,543 [grunts] 655 00:37:24,544 --> 00:37:29,382 I told you. The guy is a level 20 pain in the ***. 656 00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:33,219 You got this. 657 00:37:33,286 --> 00:37:34,888 Yeah. No sweat. 658 00:37:34,988 --> 00:37:36,723 All right, team, last looks. I'm going in. 659 00:37:36,823 --> 00:37:39,459 [Yet-to-Come] Go get 'em, girl. Knock 'em dead. 660 00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:42,529 [grunts, breathes heavily] 661 00:37:48,868 --> 00:37:50,360 [elevator bell chimes] 662 00:37:51,604 --> 00:37:53,106 Oh, come on. 663 00:38:16,229 --> 00:38:17,664 Hello, Mr. Briggs. 664 00:38:17,764 --> 00:38:20,967 I'm The Ghost of Christmas Past. Your past. 665 00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:24,104 Hi. Wow. 666 00:38:24,604 --> 00:38:28,410 Good. [chuckles] Good. You're not-- You're not what I was expecting. 667 00:38:28,108 --> 00:38:29,943 No? How so? 668 00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:31,611 I mean, you're-- you're lovely. 669 00:38:31,678 --> 00:38:33,513 Yeah, I know. 670 00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:39,753 -But still, it is nice to hear it. -I bet. 671 00:38:40,587 --> 00:38:44,657 Thank you. Um, but we should just-- We-- We should go. 672 00:38:44,758 --> 00:38:47,694 I-- I just-- If you don't mind-- Would you mind if I have a quick shower? 673 00:38:47,794 --> 00:38:50,230 -I just would love to freshen up a skosh-- -Shower? Right now? 674 00:38:50,296 --> 00:38:52,966 The last ghost was a little musky, and I touched his chain. 675 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:54,234 -Oh. -Ew. 676 00:38:54,300 --> 00:39:00,240 Y-Yeah. Then definitely. You should shower if you're feeling dirty. 677 00:39:00,807 --> 00:39:02,842 -Thank you. Okay. -Well, no. 678 00:39:02,942 --> 00:39:04,511 I mean, wait. No. 679 00:39:04,611 --> 00:39:07,714 We should just-- We have to-- We have to go. There's a lot to see. 680 00:39:07,814 --> 00:39:09,916 [Clint] Right. Of course. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh. 681 00:39:09,983 --> 00:39:12,485 [both] Soft. Jinx. 682 00:39:13,286 --> 00:39:14,287 Owe me a beer. 683 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:18,725 -Yeah. Um, we should go. -Yeah. 684 00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:27,734 -Hey, Chief. -[gasps] 685 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:29,636 -You got a sec? -Yeah. What's up? 686 00:39:29,703 --> 00:39:33,173 Look, man. I'm tired of being just the guy who points at stuff. 687 00:39:33,273 --> 00:39:37,110 Right. Well, look, hey, I wouldn't underestimate the pointing. 688 00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:38,478 -Yeah. -I mean, the way you do it, 689 00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:40,213 it's chilling. Hit-- Hit me with it again. 690 00:39:40,947 --> 00:39:44,217 -Boom! -Ah! Okay. You're very good at it. 691 00:39:44,317 --> 00:39:47,954 Yeah, I appreciate that, but I've got some catchphrases I wanna try out. 692 00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:49,389 Check these out. 693 00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:53,660 "Welcome to the bone zone." [chuckles] "Bone appétit." Ha! 694 00:39:53,727 --> 00:39:56,863 Or my favorite, "You've been Christmas Caroled, *****." 695 00:39:56,963 --> 00:39:58,164 I don't know what to say. 696 00:39:58,665 --> 00:40:01,201 Every year during the haunt, you try to talk and nothing comes out. 697 00:40:01,301 --> 00:40:03,370 Yeah, and why is that? It's just not-- 698 00:40:03,436 --> 00:40:05,972 Dude, it's not up to him. He doesn't make the rules. 699 00:40:06,390 --> 00:40:08,608 Excuse me. Why aren't you on the haunt? 700 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:12,178 Yeah. Well, get a load of this. 701 00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:13,313 Yeah, I'm waiting. 702 00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:16,160 So, flying him back to his childhood in Minneapolis. 703 00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:17,784 -Uh-huh. -[Past] And he's holding my hand. 704 00:40:17,884 --> 00:40:20,920 And he can't help himself, he starts flirting with me. 705 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:23,957 One thing led to another, and, uh, you know. 706 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,626 Please tell me you're kidding. 707 00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:28,795 -I am… -Okay. 708 00:40:28,895 --> 00:40:29,763 …not kidding. 709 00:40:29,863 --> 00:40:31,310 -What? -[Past] I know. 710 00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:34,670 -Here we go. -It was unprofessional, but, you know, 711 00:40:34,167 --> 00:40:37,103 it's been a very long time since anyone's tried to get up in my beeswax. 712 00:40:37,203 --> 00:40:39,773 So, Mama did something for herself for a change. 713 00:40:39,873 --> 00:40:43,276 Okay. Well, did Mama consider the stakes? He's an unredeemable! 714 00:40:43,376 --> 00:40:44,978 He redeemed himself a little bit. 715 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:46,880 -[Yet-to-Come] Good for you! -Just saying. 716 00:40:47,414 --> 00:40:49,749 Okay. Now I feel like he's judging me. 717 00:40:49,816 --> 00:40:52,419 -Mm-hmm. -No, I'm not judging you. 718 00:40:52,519 --> 00:40:55,822 I-- I don't even know what to think. Hold on, hold on. Where is he now? 719 00:40:55,922 --> 00:40:59,459 Oh, he's fine. He's, um, in his, uh, childhood bedroom in the '80s. 720 00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:00,794 We'll talk about this later. 721 00:41:00,894 --> 00:41:03,430 I need you to get back out there and take him through his past. 722 00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:06,966 Right. Yes, okay. But, hey, could you do it? Cover my shift? 723 00:41:07,670 --> 00:41:10,937 I mean, I-- I feel like it's gonna be awkward. He's really into me. 724 00:41:11,905 --> 00:41:12,906 [groans] 725 00:41:14,941 --> 00:41:16,609 [groans] Ow. 726 00:41:21,448 --> 00:41:22,449 All right. 727 00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:25,552 [Yet-to-Come] Don't you come back with the same story she did. 728 00:41:29,556 --> 00:41:30,557 [zipper closes] 729 00:41:36,796 --> 00:41:41,134 Ooh. My Alex P. Keaton action figure. [kisses] 730 00:41:41,234 --> 00:41:44,304 Hey, uh-- uh, ghost girl. 731 00:41:44,971 --> 00:41:46,840 When I was a kid, this thing-- 732 00:41:48,675 --> 00:41:50,110 Hello, Mr. Briggs. 733 00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:54,447 Hello. Where's the other one? Are you also a-- 734 00:41:56,716 --> 00:42:02,355 Wow. This dream makes zero sense. 735 00:42:02,455 --> 00:42:04,240 This is not a dream, Mr. Briggs. 736 00:42:04,124 --> 00:42:06,326 -And can you stop touching my face? -For sure. 737 00:42:06,426 --> 00:42:07,727 I'm your Ghost of Christmas Present. 738 00:42:07,827 --> 00:42:10,830 Present? What are you doing in my past? 739 00:42:10,897 --> 00:42:12,332 See? Dream. 740 00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:16,336 Well, your haunt got off to a bit of a "humpy" start. 741 00:42:16,436 --> 00:42:17,704 Yes, it did. 742 00:42:18,805 --> 00:42:21,741 So, I will be handling both past and present this evening. 743 00:42:21,841 --> 00:42:23,900 -Of course. -This isn't my usual gig, 744 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,445 so I just need to get a lay of the land, if you don't mind? 745 00:42:25,512 --> 00:42:26,880 Sure. 746 00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:30,884 Um, yeah. This should do. Okay. Hmm. 747 00:42:30,984 --> 00:42:33,620 Uh-- [stammers] Hey, I'm haunting you. 748 00:42:33,687 --> 00:42:37,691 Y-You can't just run away from me when I'm haunting you. Hello? 749 00:42:39,250 --> 00:42:40,493 -Hey, hotshot, um… -Geez. 750 00:42:41,161 --> 00:42:43,329 …you know, it's totally understandable if you're scared 751 00:42:43,396 --> 00:42:45,398 that you won't be able to defend your choices. 752 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:51,705 -Look, Colonel Sanders… -I haunted him, yes. 753 00:42:52,305 --> 00:42:54,908 The proper way to do that technique is, you-- 754 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,770 [child on TV chattering] 755 00:43:01,648 --> 00:43:03,249 -Carrie. -Carrie, Carrie! 756 00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:06,520 -Mom said we can open one present tonight. -[Carrie] Cool. 757 00:43:06,119 --> 00:43:08,355 [parent] Let's start with, uh, that green one. 758 00:43:10,223 --> 00:43:11,558 You got me a puppy? 759 00:43:11,658 --> 00:43:14,294 You've only been asking me for a puppy for about, what, a thousand years? 760 00:43:14,394 --> 00:43:15,428 Where is he? 761 00:43:16,196 --> 00:43:17,530 He's sleeping in the kitchen. 762 00:43:17,597 --> 00:43:20,533 -Sparky! Sparky? Sparky? -Sparky? 763 00:43:21,134 --> 00:43:22,669 Oh, Clinty, wait till you see him. 764 00:43:22,736 --> 00:43:26,673 He's got the most adorable little white paws and-- Oh, my God. 765 00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:29,576 How many times have I told you to close this kitchen door when you come back in? 766 00:43:29,676 --> 00:43:32,979 If it doesn't click when you close it, then it lets all the heat out, 767 00:43:33,790 --> 00:43:35,715 and apparently, adorable little puppies too. 768 00:43:35,782 --> 00:43:37,984 Oh, geez, this is a Christmas tragedy. 769 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,387 -[crying, sniffles] -Clint, no, no, no, she's lying. 770 00:43:40,453 --> 00:43:41,721 [Carrie] There is no puppy. 771 00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:44,691 She got you a dog dish to make you think that there was a puppy. 772 00:43:45,392 --> 00:43:46,393 That's ridiculous. 773 00:43:46,459 --> 00:43:48,610 [Carrie] Then why aren't we looking for it? 774 00:43:48,128 --> 00:43:51,640 You know, if you spent a nickel on it, we would be out looking all night. 775 00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:52,999 Oh, that is it. 776 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:55,902 [parent] You're ruining Christmas! 777 00:43:57,537 --> 00:43:59,572 Yeah, you keep on running, missy. 778 00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:01,875 Hey, where do you think you're going? 779 00:44:02,442 --> 00:44:05,712 Sparky? Sparky? 780 00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:07,113 I see it now. 781 00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:08,810 [door slams] 782 00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:12,180 -[young Clint] Sparky? -I see the-- 783 00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:14,354 I see the-- [stammers] 784 00:44:14,454 --> 00:44:19,826 the chain of events that led me to be the monster that I am. 785 00:44:19,926 --> 00:44:21,895 [chuckles] 786 00:44:21,961 --> 00:44:24,831 -Oh. You're faking. Very nice. -[laughs] Sorry. That was too much. 787 00:44:24,931 --> 00:44:29,636 What do you expect when you misread the situation so egregiously? 788 00:44:29,736 --> 00:44:33,340 That was the single best Christmas gift that she or anyone else has ever given me. 789 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,376 Hold on. A-- A lie about a nonexistent puppy? 790 00:44:36,476 --> 00:44:37,377 No. 791 00:44:37,477 --> 00:44:41,581 The solid-gold lesson that people will believe anything if they wanna believe it. 792 00:44:41,648 --> 00:44:43,650 I wanted a puppy so bad 793 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:46,986 that it was better to believe I had a lost dog than no dog at all. 794 00:44:47,530 --> 00:44:51,124 That lesson made me so rich, I could buy a million puppies. 795 00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:54,828 Plus I never left the door open again, so you know, win-win. 796 00:44:54,928 --> 00:44:56,162 Okay, smarty-pants. 797 00:44:59,933 --> 00:45:01,167 -Thank you. -No. 798 00:45:01,234 --> 00:45:02,202 [people chattering, laughing] 799 00:45:02,302 --> 00:45:05,805 -That's not for you. It's for her. -Who's her? 800 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,678 Yeah, yeah, I-- I heard of this. It's where people use that-- 801 00:45:11,778 --> 00:45:14,381 -that pound or-- or hashy thing, right? -Yeah. Yep, I'm telling you, 802 00:45:14,481 --> 00:45:17,183 a year from now, this is gonna be on all of your phones. 803 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,251 [colleague] I don't know. 804 00:45:18,351 --> 00:45:21,870 Do people really wanna talk about everything they've ever done 805 00:45:21,187 --> 00:45:24,157 -with every idiot they've ever met? -Yes. Yes, they do, new girl. 806 00:45:24,224 --> 00:45:25,692 -They really do. -Really? It's Nora. 807 00:45:26,793 --> 00:45:30,530 Nora. Yes, every thought, every meal. 808 00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:32,565 Boy, that Nora was a keeper. Huh? 809 00:45:33,166 --> 00:45:34,501 Wonder how it all works out with her. 810 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:35,902 [Clint yelps] 811 00:45:37,270 --> 00:45:40,340 -[Santa] Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas. -[panting] 812 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:42,342 [Santa] Ho, ho, ho. 813 00:45:42,409 --> 00:45:44,711 [Clint] Oh, good. Christmas shopping. 814 00:45:44,811 --> 00:45:46,246 -[Owen] Hey, that's Clint right there. -[Carrie] Hey, Clint. 815 00:45:46,346 --> 00:45:47,914 -Hi, Nora. -Hi. 816 00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:49,282 Oh, my God, I love your boots. 817 00:45:49,382 --> 00:45:50,583 -[Clint whistles] -Hey. 818 00:45:50,684 --> 00:45:51,518 [past Clint] Hey, Owen. 819 00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:54,387 I'm sorry. The level of detail is astounding. 820 00:45:55,855 --> 00:45:56,856 Is that a Sephora? 821 00:45:58,858 --> 00:46:00,627 -Yeah. -Those didn't exist. 822 00:46:00,727 --> 00:46:02,629 Good eye. Yeah, that wasn't here. 823 00:46:03,263 --> 00:46:04,597 We have a deal with them. 824 00:46:04,698 --> 00:46:06,633 There's my baby boy. 825 00:46:06,733 --> 00:46:08,680 Oh, Mom invited herself, so… 826 00:46:08,168 --> 00:46:09,636 -Oh, here we-- [stammers] Oh. -Hi, hon. 827 00:46:09,736 --> 00:46:11,905 Oh, good, you're drunk. Well, it's 8 a.m. somewhere. 828 00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:13,373 God, I used to love this mall. 829 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,841 Hey. [shushes] 830 00:46:14,908 --> 00:46:16,876 [parent] And I see you brought this one again. Very lovely. 831 00:46:16,943 --> 00:46:19,312 -It's nice to see you, Wendy. -[chuckles] Yeah, I'll bet it is. 832 00:46:19,412 --> 00:46:21,614 Hey, if anyone's looking for a gift for me… 833 00:46:21,715 --> 00:46:23,116 What? 834 00:46:23,216 --> 00:46:24,484 -Shut up. -What? 835 00:46:24,584 --> 00:46:27,921 I'm gonna be an uncle? Uncle Owen? Like Star Wars? 836 00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:29,723 -Oh, my God. That's amazing. -[Nora squeals] 837 00:46:29,789 --> 00:46:31,291 [shushes] 838 00:46:31,391 --> 00:46:33,259 -[Owen] What? How? With who? -[Carrie] With me. 839 00:46:33,326 --> 00:46:35,729 I'm done waiting around for a good man. I want a baby. 840 00:46:35,795 --> 00:46:38,331 So I went to a clinic and all I know about the daddy 841 00:46:38,431 --> 00:46:42,102 is that he's getting his master's in marine biology and I helped pay for it. 842 00:46:42,202 --> 00:46:44,771 -[Carrie, Nora laugh] -I love sea turtles. 843 00:46:44,871 --> 00:46:47,874 -I get knocked up on Thursday. [chuckles] -[Nora] Congratulations. 844 00:46:48,942 --> 00:46:51,611 Honey. Aren't you happy for your sister? 845 00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:53,113 No. Not-- Not really, no. 846 00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:54,514 Come on, Clint. 847 00:46:54,614 --> 00:46:58,918 Come on, Carrie. I love you, but you have no clue how to be a mom. 848 00:46:58,985 --> 00:47:01,654 -Come on, dude. Not cool, man. -What are you talking about? 849 00:47:01,755 --> 00:47:04,157 Your sister was always really good to you, wasn't she? 850 00:47:04,257 --> 00:47:05,792 It's okay. I understand how he feels. 851 00:47:05,892 --> 00:47:06,693 -I really do. -See? 852 00:47:06,793 --> 00:47:10,363 Okay, I don't. You are incapable of putting anyone ahead of yourself 853 00:47:10,463 --> 00:47:12,665 and I'm-- Oh, my God, I'm so done with it. 854 00:47:13,266 --> 00:47:15,680 No, no. Nora, Nora. Hey, hey. Come on, come on. 855 00:47:15,135 --> 00:47:16,336 -Don't do this. Don't. Come on. -You know what? 856 00:47:16,436 --> 00:47:17,537 Hey, it's Christmas. It's Christmas. 857 00:47:17,637 --> 00:47:19,506 It's-- It's my fault, all right? 858 00:47:19,606 --> 00:47:25,245 I-- I-- I thought that I could change you and only a fool would think that. Goodbye. 859 00:47:27,981 --> 00:47:29,282 All right. Bye, hon. 860 00:47:29,349 --> 00:47:31,685 -[Nora] Suck it, Wendy. -Okay, you too. 861 00:47:31,785 --> 00:47:35,188 You know-- So I was a little pigheaded. Weren't you ever in your 20s? 862 00:47:35,689 --> 00:47:36,690 It's not about me. 863 00:47:37,957 --> 00:47:41,940 You know what? Why not? Why isn't it about you? 864 00:47:41,161 --> 00:47:43,463 I don't get to know anything about my accusers? 865 00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:45,198 Oh! 866 00:47:48,802 --> 00:47:50,804 -[static] -[news broadcast, indistinct] 867 00:47:51,871 --> 00:47:53,673 Hey. You watching this? 868 00:47:54,174 --> 00:47:56,276 Senator, will you be resigning? 869 00:47:56,343 --> 00:47:58,178 Clint, you fabricated a scandal. 870 00:47:58,278 --> 00:47:59,212 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 871 00:47:59,312 --> 00:48:01,948 I'm not watching your dramatic "reencrapment" 872 00:48:02,150 --> 00:48:03,483 until you tell me something about you. 873 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:05,285 -You're acting like a child. -I can't hear you. 874 00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:07,387 -It's not crappy either. -[Clint speaking gibberish] 875 00:48:07,487 --> 00:48:11,691 -It's very accurate. Hold CPM-104, please. -I can't hear you. [speaking gibberish] 876 00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:13,260 All right. 877 00:48:13,526 --> 00:48:14,527 Nice. 878 00:48:15,328 --> 00:48:17,597 -I'll answer one question about me. -[sighs] 879 00:48:17,697 --> 00:48:18,965 Okay, five questions. 880 00:48:19,599 --> 00:48:21,234 -Two. -Eight. Final offer. 881 00:48:21,334 --> 00:48:25,538 But w-we'll close at three. Okay. Uh, question one, were you ever alive? 882 00:48:26,506 --> 00:48:28,800 -Uh, yes. -When? 883 00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:31,244 Uh, well, I've been dead nearly two centuries. 884 00:48:31,344 --> 00:48:33,380 What? Oh, my God. 885 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,382 And you've been doing the same job the whole time? 886 00:48:35,482 --> 00:48:39,152 No. No, I was… [sighs] First ten seasons, I was in research. 887 00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:43,356 -[sighs] And then our GC Present retired. -GC? 888 00:48:43,423 --> 00:48:45,325 -GC-- Gh-- Ghost of Christmas Present… -Ghost-- Oh. 889 00:48:45,392 --> 00:48:48,962 -Yeah. Of course. -…um, retired, and, uh… 890 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:52,980 -I was called up to the show. -Oh, my God. 891 00:48:52,699 --> 00:48:53,733 You know that first save? 892 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,169 -[Clint] Mmm. Huge. -Incredible rush. 893 00:48:56,636 --> 00:48:58,204 Felt like I was really making a difference. 894 00:48:58,271 --> 00:49:02,375 Mm-hmm, was making a difference. But you're not anymore? 895 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:06,946 Okay, you know what? I've answered your three questions. 896 00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:08,415 And you just answered my fourth. 897 00:49:08,515 --> 00:49:11,217 Why do you feel like that you're not making a difference anymore? 898 00:49:11,284 --> 00:49:13,953 -What the hell is wrong with you? -Me? 899 00:49:14,540 --> 00:49:17,190 I have never once had to put up with this level of bullshit from a perp. 900 00:49:17,257 --> 00:49:20,660 -A perp? -We are walking around in your past. 901 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,596 Most people are too freaked out to-- to crawl up my *** 902 00:49:23,663 --> 00:49:26,599 with a bunch of stupid, irrelevant questions. 903 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:30,537 Stop it. Shut your dumb face and just watch the scene. 904 00:49:30,603 --> 00:49:33,206 [sighs] Resume CPM-104, please. 905 00:49:33,807 --> 00:49:36,643 -Clint, you fabricated a scandal. -[indistinct chatter on TV] 906 00:49:36,743 --> 00:49:37,977 I didn't fabricate-- 907 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:42,916 I suggested a scandal, uh, that the public and the media ran with. 908 00:49:42,982 --> 00:49:45,985 -And it's gonna get our client elected. -You destroyed that woman's life. 909 00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:48,955 -Meh. -We talked about these tactics. 910 00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:51,324 I didn't build this company 911 00:49:51,424 --> 00:49:53,560 so I wouldn't be able to look my kids in the eye. 912 00:49:54,127 --> 00:49:56,930 Okay, I have put this off long enough, but-- 913 00:49:56,996 --> 00:49:59,566 [chuckles] Are you about to fire me? 914 00:49:59,632 --> 00:50:04,370 Clint, you're the brightest guy I know. You're gonna land on your feet. 915 00:50:04,971 --> 00:50:09,642 No. No, I'm not gonna land on my feet, Dan, I'm gonna land on you. 916 00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:11,578 When I take all of your clients with me. 917 00:50:11,644 --> 00:50:13,413 You have a noncompete clause. 918 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,148 [Clint] Which you will not enforce 919 00:50:15,248 --> 00:50:20,520 because you so fear what I can do using these tactics which are beneath you. 920 00:50:21,955 --> 00:50:23,156 Oh, Merry Christmas, Dan. 921 00:50:25,191 --> 00:50:28,995 He built this company with honor and integrity, and you destroyed it. 922 00:50:29,963 --> 00:50:31,464 Well done. Come on. 923 00:50:31,531 --> 00:50:34,868 Now hold on a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 924 00:50:34,968 --> 00:50:37,737 You're taking me all out of context. Wait, watch what happens next. 925 00:50:37,837 --> 00:50:40,206 Hey, Kimberly. I'm starting my own firm. 926 00:50:40,306 --> 00:50:42,475 I see greatness in you, and it's being squandered here. 927 00:50:42,542 --> 00:50:44,878 I'm gonna make you an executive VP, I will double your salary, 928 00:50:44,978 --> 00:50:48,314 but you gotta decide right now, are you in or are you out? 929 00:50:48,815 --> 00:50:50,717 [stammering] Oh. I-- [sighs] 930 00:50:54,654 --> 00:50:56,289 I guess I'm in. 931 00:50:56,356 --> 00:50:59,693 Great. Grab your coat. Let's go build a dream. 932 00:51:00,326 --> 00:51:02,929 Nobody gives you credit for that, do they? Believing in people. 933 00:51:03,290 --> 00:51:05,650 -Helping them live their best life. -Best life? 934 00:51:05,165 --> 00:51:06,299 -Yes. -Is that what you think? 935 00:51:06,366 --> 00:51:07,367 -100%. -All right. 936 00:51:07,467 --> 00:51:08,835 You know what? 937 00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:12,380 Can you cue up DS-261 from a couple days ago? 938 00:51:12,105 --> 00:51:13,373 261? I cut that part. 939 00:51:13,473 --> 00:51:16,943 I realize it's a deleted scene. I'm calling an audible. Okay, Bonnie? 940 00:51:17,430 --> 00:51:20,180 All right. God. Has he said anything about me? 941 00:51:20,246 --> 00:51:22,716 -No. -Okay, but, like, what's his vibe? 942 00:51:22,816 --> 00:51:24,117 I-- I have no idea. 943 00:51:24,217 --> 00:51:26,486 Right. I know this is gonna sound weird, but trust me, 944 00:51:26,553 --> 00:51:29,522 -it's strictly business. -[Present] What? 945 00:51:29,589 --> 00:51:32,292 Can you smell his hair and describe it to me? 946 00:51:32,392 --> 00:51:33,360 No. 947 00:51:33,426 --> 00:51:35,595 Hi. Um, this is Margo from HR. 948 00:51:35,695 --> 00:51:39,366 I just wanna say, everything is HR approved, totally okay. 949 00:51:39,432 --> 00:51:44,671 -Just go ahead with whatever you wanna do. -Fine. [sniffs] Cotton candy. 950 00:51:44,738 --> 00:51:47,540 -[murmuring] -[whispering] Oh, my God. That's so ***y. 951 00:51:47,607 --> 00:51:50,610 -Now can you re-cue the scene, please? -[both murmuring, giggling] 952 00:51:50,710 --> 00:51:54,114 [Past] Right. 261 coming at ya. Audible, I remember. 953 00:51:54,848 --> 00:51:57,917 So this boy Wren's running against, Josh Hubbins? 954 00:51:57,984 --> 00:52:00,754 Well, Josh's family runs a Christmas Day dinner 955 00:52:00,854 --> 00:52:02,922 -at a homeless shelter… -This was, like, two days ago. 956 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:04,557 -I mean, I remember what ha-- -Shh! 957 00:52:04,624 --> 00:52:06,559 [Kimberly] …quickly deleted this on TikTok. 958 00:52:06,626 --> 00:52:08,728 When your parents make you eat Christmas dinner 959 00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:10,730 with homeless people. Gross. 960 00:52:10,797 --> 00:52:16,469 [Clint] Oh! I am outraged. I told you Kimberly was the best. 961 00:52:16,569 --> 00:52:19,105 Once Josh is done trumpeting his annual good deed, Wrenny, 962 00:52:19,172 --> 00:52:21,908 you post that video, start writing your acceptance speech, 963 00:52:21,975 --> 00:52:23,109 and Bob's your uncle. 964 00:52:23,176 --> 00:52:24,778 Okay, you're right. 965 00:52:24,878 --> 00:52:26,312 [Owen] I mean, he's just a kid… 966 00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:27,881 Do I regret saying, "Bob's your uncle"? 967 00:52:27,947 --> 00:52:30,316 Yeah, I do. But I made the choice, and I gotta live with it. 968 00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:33,420 Look, I just ask that you respect me and my family's privacy. 969 00:52:34,870 --> 00:52:35,880 [Clint groans] 970 00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:37,190 -[groans] -What happened? 971 00:52:37,290 --> 00:52:41,828 [groans, stammering] What was that? My face is burning. 972 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:46,900 -Can we slow down and talk about-- -Can't believe we get one elevator a day. 973 00:52:46,966 --> 00:52:50,136 Gotta catch this one. Bye, guys. Like ya. 974 00:52:50,203 --> 00:52:53,600 See? Now, does that look like someone who's living her best life? 975 00:52:54,808 --> 00:52:57,177 It's official. I'm a terrible person. 976 00:52:57,677 --> 00:52:59,746 -No, you're not. -[gasps] 977 00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:01,348 [Kimberly] Excuse me? 978 00:53:01,448 --> 00:53:03,917 Hold on a second. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 979 00:53:03,983 --> 00:53:05,685 -[stammers] Hold on 261. -Have we met? 980 00:53:05,785 --> 00:53:08,455 We're all good. We're all good. Yep, make it go away. Thank you. 981 00:53:08,521 --> 00:53:11,291 What were you doing in this? How was she talking to you? 982 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:13,159 [sighs] I don't know. 983 00:53:13,793 --> 00:53:17,230 I was scouting you, and then, uh, she looked right at me. 984 00:53:17,330 --> 00:53:21,634 And we just-- [sighs] We just started talking, and it's-- 985 00:53:22,168 --> 00:53:23,470 Actually, never mind. 986 00:53:23,536 --> 00:53:26,539 The point is that Kimberly's a really good person, all right? 987 00:53:26,639 --> 00:53:28,775 -And you're just-- -Are you allowed to interfere 988 00:53:28,842 --> 00:53:31,411 -in the lives of the people that you-- -I'm trying to show the effect 989 00:53:31,511 --> 00:53:33,346 -your choices have-- -Not really answering my question. 990 00:53:33,413 --> 00:53:35,815 -I'm done ****ing around with you, pal. -Wow, sugar mouth. 991 00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:41,388 -Cue up CPM-163. Yes. Now. -[gasps] Not CPM-163, no. 992 00:53:41,888 --> 00:53:43,560 No. I can't-- 993 00:53:45,258 --> 00:53:48,428 [announcer on intercom speaking indistinctly] 994 00:53:54,334 --> 00:53:55,668 [exhales heavily] 995 00:53:57,737 --> 00:53:59,272 [Clint] Hey, guys. 996 00:53:59,372 --> 00:54:01,207 Hey, Wrenny. Look what Uncle Clint got ya. 997 00:54:01,808 --> 00:54:03,430 -[Wren] Cool. -[Carrie] Yeah. 998 00:54:03,143 --> 00:54:05,745 Mom, can I donate it to the sick kids? 999 00:54:05,845 --> 00:54:07,614 Mmm, that would be really nice, sweetheart. 1000 00:54:07,714 --> 00:54:10,750 -There's a bin down in the lobby, okay? -Yeah, give it away. Glad we wrapped it. 1001 00:54:10,850 --> 00:54:13,987 It's next to the teddy bear, okay? Have Martha help you. [clears throat] 1002 00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:16,890 Well, you're certainly looking brighter than you were before. 1003 00:54:16,990 --> 00:54:20,360 Clint, don't. Before she comes back, listen. 1004 00:54:21,561 --> 00:54:23,363 It's time that I made some arrangements. 1005 00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:27,400 -Okay-- [stammers] Um… stop it. -[inhales sharply] 1006 00:54:27,467 --> 00:54:29,235 I need to ask you a favor. 1007 00:54:29,936 --> 00:54:31,871 And it's a doozy. [cries] 1008 00:54:31,938 --> 00:54:34,400 -No, we're not doing this. -[Carrie] When I'm gone-- 1009 00:54:34,107 --> 00:54:35,408 No. [stammers] 1010 00:54:35,475 --> 00:54:37,577 -This is a key moment-- Mr. Briggs. -No-- 1011 00:54:38,745 --> 00:54:40,246 Mr. Briggs! 1012 00:54:40,313 --> 00:54:41,281 We got a runner! 1013 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:45,218 We got a runner! 1014 00:54:52,258 --> 00:54:53,560 What are you so afraid of? 1015 00:54:54,627 --> 00:54:58,310 I'm afraid of you telling her to tank her grades. 1016 00:54:58,980 --> 00:55:00,667 And-- And hurt another kid. And she's listening to you. 1017 00:55:00,767 --> 00:55:03,870 I-- I never said this was gonna be the easy way. 1018 00:55:03,937 --> 00:55:06,439 She wanted to win. And that means you have to play hardball. 1019 00:55:06,506 --> 00:55:09,609 -[ghosts speaking Spanish] -Yes, Clint, but she has a good heart… 1020 00:55:09,676 --> 00:55:12,612 Señor. Señor, por favor. [speaking Spanish] 1021 00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:14,114 -[grunts] -No, no, no, no. Señor. 1022 00:55:14,214 --> 00:55:15,515 [speaking Spanish] Señor! 1023 00:55:15,615 --> 00:55:17,830 [thumping] 1024 00:55:17,584 --> 00:55:20,220 [grunting, groans] 1025 00:55:25,492 --> 00:55:27,827 [ghosts murmuring, gasping] 1026 00:55:28,461 --> 00:55:29,596 We've got a breach. 1027 00:55:30,263 --> 00:55:34,601 -Mr. Briggs. [speaking French] -[Clint] Non, non. Non, non. 1028 00:55:35,168 --> 00:55:37,537 -Je ne peux parler français. Non. -[ghost speaking French] 1029 00:55:37,637 --> 00:55:39,272 Je m'excuse. Je m'excuse! 1030 00:55:39,339 --> 00:55:40,373 [ghosts gasping] 1031 00:55:46,279 --> 00:55:47,247 [ghosts gasping] 1032 00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:50,830 Oh! Ah, nuts. 1033 00:55:53,553 --> 00:55:55,555 [ghosts gasping, murmuring] 1034 00:55:57,791 --> 00:55:59,826 Everything's cool. Back to work, everyone! 1035 00:56:02,395 --> 00:56:05,832 ["Für Elise" playing distantly] 1036 00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,301 Oh. 1037 00:56:12,380 --> 00:56:13,640 [footsteps approaching] 1038 00:56:13,707 --> 00:56:16,509 Hey, uh, that memory in the hospital. 1039 00:56:16,576 --> 00:56:19,479 That, uh-- That's-- That's what we call a kicker. 1040 00:56:19,546 --> 00:56:23,950 It's a-- It's a key moment that has to be faced in order to, 1041 00:56:24,170 --> 00:56:25,352 you know, effect any real change. 1042 00:56:25,418 --> 00:56:29,550 What are all these pictures of my executive VP doing up here? 1043 00:56:29,155 --> 00:56:31,224 Just, you know, research. 1044 00:56:31,324 --> 00:56:32,959 Did you Photoshop yourself into this one? 1045 00:56:34,127 --> 00:56:37,530 -Did I? I don't think so. -[Clint] You did. 1046 00:56:37,597 --> 00:56:41,334 Look, um… [sighs] …I may have pushed you into your kicker, 1047 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:43,903 you know, before you were really ready for it. 1048 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,730 And I-- I just wanna say… I'm sorry. 1049 00:56:47,173 --> 00:56:49,342 Oh, no. I'm-- I'm sure that you gotta go big 1050 00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:52,145 if you're trying to redeem an unredeemable. 1051 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,716 [imitates explosion] 1052 00:56:58,685 --> 00:57:02,422 Listen, um… That doesn't have to be true. 1053 00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:07,761 Does it? I-- I really believe you can be a positive force for mankind. 1054 00:57:07,861 --> 00:57:10,697 Oh, like you? How's that going for ya? 1055 00:57:11,431 --> 00:57:13,533 You've been at this 200 years. 1056 00:57:15,235 --> 00:57:17,337 Is mankind getting any man-kinder? 1057 00:57:19,539 --> 00:57:23,510 More genial? United? Hmm? 1058 00:57:24,944 --> 00:57:28,648 Wanna know what mankind really is? Read the comments below. 1059 00:57:30,884 --> 00:57:33,953 That's who we really are. And you know what, I-- I accept that. 1060 00:57:34,954 --> 00:57:36,623 'Cause I gotta live in it, pal. 1061 00:57:36,723 --> 00:57:38,825 I don't have the luxury of sitting up here, 1062 00:57:38,925 --> 00:57:41,728 judging everybody like some kind of cosmic social worker. 1063 00:57:43,663 --> 00:57:48,568 -Is that what you think I am? -Yes, I do. And we are done here. 1064 00:57:58,545 --> 00:58:00,814 [wind whistling] 1065 00:58:05,285 --> 00:58:07,687 What? What's with the dramatic look? You-- 1066 00:58:08,221 --> 00:58:11,157 Do you think I'm gonna be all intrigued by what's behind the door? I-- 1067 00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:13,560 Forget it. 1068 00:58:14,861 --> 00:58:16,596 [Present] Not even a little bit curious? 1069 00:58:17,970 --> 00:58:19,466 Actually, no. I'm-- I'm really not. 1070 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,969 -[Present] Clint? -Yes? 1071 00:58:25,572 --> 00:58:28,108 [sighs] 1072 00:58:28,174 --> 00:58:32,679 -Clint! Let's go. Right now. -[sighs] Damn it. 1073 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,882 [people chattering] 1074 00:58:48,828 --> 00:58:50,663 -Oh, this is yours. -Phew. 1075 00:58:51,431 --> 00:58:52,799 [child giggling] 1076 00:58:52,866 --> 00:58:54,801 [pedestrian] Come here, you little blighter! 1077 00:58:54,868 --> 00:58:57,300 You asked if I was ever alive. 1078 00:58:58,538 --> 00:58:59,472 Yeah. 1079 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:01,307 What, the kid? 1080 00:59:02,475 --> 00:59:03,476 That's you? 1081 00:59:03,543 --> 00:59:04,644 [knocking] 1082 00:59:10,550 --> 00:59:11,918 Yes? 1083 00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:15,855 Mr. Scrooge, I'm Woodrow, sir. 1084 00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:20,393 [Scrooge] Well, I have nothing for you, boy. So good afternoon. 1085 00:59:20,493 --> 00:59:23,290 [Woodrow] There's no call for that kind of language, sir. 1086 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,331 [Scrooge] I said, good afternoon. 1087 00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:28,835 Shame on you, sir. Saying such a thing to a child. 1088 00:59:28,902 --> 00:59:30,770 A good afternoon to you, madam. 1089 00:59:30,870 --> 00:59:32,720 [groans] 1090 00:59:32,672 --> 00:59:34,674 So you're telling me the ****ens story is… 1091 00:59:34,741 --> 00:59:36,409 -[Woodrow] Please, sir. -…is based on you? 1092 00:59:36,509 --> 00:59:38,440 -[Scrooge] What is it, boy? -Yeah. 1093 00:59:38,645 --> 00:59:41,681 Me and my father work at the mill. The one you just shut down. 1094 00:59:41,748 --> 00:59:43,160 Yes. And? 1095 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,218 The mill is still quite profitable, sir. 1096 00:59:45,285 --> 00:59:47,387 But a thousand people have been put out of work. 1097 00:59:47,887 --> 00:59:49,589 And at a time they ought to be making merry. 1098 00:59:49,689 --> 00:59:52,125 -Making merry? Humbug! -[gasps] 1099 00:59:52,225 --> 00:59:55,950 When your father fails to make his mortgage 1100 00:59:55,195 --> 00:59:57,130 -and I buy your home for a pittance… -[gasps] 1101 00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:59,766 …that will make me most merry indeed. 1102 00:59:59,866 --> 01:00:03,570 Good afternoon! [chuckles] 1103 01:00:04,871 --> 01:00:05,772 [door slams, lock clicks] 1104 01:00:05,872 --> 01:00:08,575 Okay, yes. You were a huge ****. 1105 01:00:09,843 --> 01:00:10,844 Wow. 1106 01:00:11,544 --> 01:00:14,381 The only other unredeemable to go through the program. 1107 01:00:15,582 --> 01:00:17,751 So I do understand the weight you carry. 1108 01:00:19,686 --> 01:00:20,987 Sooner or later, 1109 01:00:22,389 --> 01:00:23,990 it becomes unbearable. 1110 01:00:30,864 --> 01:00:33,767 -[people chattering, laughing] -[piano music playing] 1111 01:00:39,272 --> 01:00:40,974 Uh, I don't think she can see us. 1112 01:00:42,175 --> 01:00:43,176 Ah, right. 1113 01:00:43,877 --> 01:00:46,120 -Madam. [blows] -[piano music stops] 1114 01:00:46,112 --> 01:00:48,248 All right, then. Hold your horses. 1115 01:00:54,254 --> 01:00:55,880 Whatever. 1116 01:00:56,256 --> 01:00:58,191 -[mug thumps] -[Present] There we go. 1117 01:00:58,725 --> 01:00:59,592 Thank you. 1118 01:00:59,659 --> 01:01:00,727 -[mugs clink] -Cheers. 1119 01:01:00,794 --> 01:01:04,197 [sips] Mmm. [spits] Oh, my God. 1120 01:01:04,731 --> 01:01:05,598 [exhales deeply] 1121 01:01:05,665 --> 01:01:07,734 That is-- That is man piss. 1122 01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:09,169 -Isn't that nice? -[Clint] It's warm. 1123 01:01:09,269 --> 01:01:11,671 -It's almost hot. [clears throat] -[Present] Mmm. It's perfect. 1124 01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:16,443 So, I just wanna fully understand this. Um, you were Scrooge. 1125 01:01:17,610 --> 01:01:19,779 The ghost changed you, but you never relapsed. 1126 01:01:19,846 --> 01:01:22,515 The rest of your life, not one single humbug ever again. 1127 01:01:23,490 --> 01:01:24,150 The rest of my life. 1128 01:01:24,217 --> 01:01:27,287 How long was it? The rest of your life, I mean. 1129 01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:31,291 -Roughly three-and-a-half weeks. -[Clint] Hmm. Years. 1130 01:01:31,858 --> 01:01:32,859 -What? -Yeah. 1131 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:34,594 -You're kidding? -No. 1132 01:01:34,661 --> 01:01:35,995 -Really? -Uh-huh. Yeah. 1133 01:01:36,620 --> 01:01:42,836 [laughs] Sorry. [laughing] What-- What finally did it? 1134 01:01:42,936 --> 01:01:45,372 -Like, what-- what-- what got you? -[Present] Nothing fancy. 1135 01:01:45,472 --> 01:01:48,808 The leading cause of death back then was January. 1136 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,878 -No. [laughs] -[laughs] 1137 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:57,170 But how did you-- [coughs] How did you even know that you changed? 1138 01:01:57,830 --> 01:02:00,487 I mean, you know, anybody can… [laughs] …can be good for three weeks, right? 1139 01:02:00,553 --> 01:02:01,788 I mean-- [laughs] 1140 01:02:17,704 --> 01:02:21,174 Hey, um-- Hey, why did all those people get offended? 1141 01:02:22,175 --> 01:02:24,210 You know, when you said, "Good afternoon"? 1142 01:02:24,711 --> 01:02:25,845 Oh. 1143 01:02:25,912 --> 01:02:30,417 Well, in the 1800s, "good afternoon" was a sick burn. 1144 01:02:30,517 --> 01:02:34,754 -No. -Hmm, yes. More or less meant "F you." 1145 01:02:34,854 --> 01:02:36,990 -Really? -Extremely graphic. 1146 01:02:37,557 --> 01:02:39,392 -Yeah, why don't you try it? -[sips] 1147 01:02:39,459 --> 01:02:42,529 You know, bust one out on somebody. I think it'll make you feel better. 1148 01:02:42,595 --> 01:02:43,997 -No, no, no. -None of this is real. 1149 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,901 I-- Clint, I-- I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I'm fine. 1150 01:02:50,870 --> 01:02:52,405 [piano music playing] 1151 01:02:52,472 --> 01:02:56,743 ♪ Now, fellow, here you are In a shitty British bar ♪ 1152 01:02:56,843 --> 01:03:00,613 ♪ With a frothy little frown Upon your lips ♪ 1153 01:03:00,714 --> 01:03:03,750 ♪ Another pint for me friend, extra warm ♪ 1154 01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:05,885 Your accent blows. 1155 01:03:05,952 --> 01:03:09,189 Well, I beg to differ. 1156 01:03:10,890 --> 01:03:15,261 ♪ As you're drowning in that ale You're feeling like a fail ♪ 1157 01:03:15,328 --> 01:03:19,990 ♪ You're sorrier Than soggy fish and chips ♪ 1158 01:03:19,733 --> 01:03:24,270 ♪ But you don't have to sit and pout Just let your inner Scrooge come out ♪ 1159 01:03:24,337 --> 01:03:27,140 ♪ 'Cause why should any other jerk Enjoy his day? ♪ 1160 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,641 [grunts, sighs] 1161 01:03:29,142 --> 01:03:33,880 ♪ When ya down in the dumps And need some cheering upsies ♪ 1162 01:03:34,614 --> 01:03:37,951 ♪ Turn and tap a hapless chap ♪ 1163 01:03:38,518 --> 01:03:42,122 ♪ And sweetly say ♪ 1164 01:03:42,622 --> 01:03:43,490 [kisses] 1165 01:03:44,224 --> 01:03:45,658 -Good afternoon. -[gasps] 1166 01:03:45,759 --> 01:03:46,659 ♪ Good afternoon ♪ 1167 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:47,594 Well, I never. 1168 01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:50,363 ♪ Just let one fly And you'll be smiling pretty soon ♪ 1169 01:03:50,463 --> 01:03:52,232 ♪ Like this Good afternoon ♪ 1170 01:03:52,298 --> 01:03:54,467 -I beg your pardon? -You pompous ****. 1171 01:03:54,534 --> 01:03:58,371 ♪ It's like "piss off" But with a little touch of class ♪ 1172 01:03:58,471 --> 01:04:00,674 [both] ♪ Oh, two little words Can totally change a tune ♪ 1173 01:04:00,774 --> 01:04:01,808 [bar server shrieks] 1174 01:04:01,908 --> 01:04:03,309 -Good afternoon. -Good afternoon! 1175 01:04:03,376 --> 01:04:04,711 Good afternoon. 1176 01:04:05,378 --> 01:04:07,681 [bar patrons] Good afternoon. 1177 01:04:07,781 --> 01:04:08,848 I'm sensing no. 1178 01:04:08,948 --> 01:04:10,850 [bar patrons shouting, grunting] 1179 01:04:13,653 --> 01:04:16,956 ♪ So you've done nothing wrong In so very, very long ♪ 1180 01:04:17,230 --> 01:04:19,392 ♪ And I get It's an important point of pride ♪ 1181 01:04:19,492 --> 01:04:20,560 It's part of my job. 1182 01:04:20,660 --> 01:04:24,397 ♪ But come on, now don't stay quiet You know you wanna try it ♪ 1183 01:04:24,497 --> 01:04:27,534 ♪ Better to never let all of the bitter Be bottled up inside ♪ 1184 01:04:27,634 --> 01:04:31,171 -Oi! Out of the road, dingus. -[horse snorts] 1185 01:04:33,173 --> 01:04:35,675 Oh, come on, bub. 1186 01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:39,646 He's got it coming. You know you want to. 1187 01:04:39,713 --> 01:04:43,817 -[groans] -Come on. Come on. It's right there. 1188 01:04:44,818 --> 01:04:47,320 Just let it… 1189 01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:50,857 -Good afternoon! -Yes! 1190 01:04:50,957 --> 01:04:52,759 -♪ Good afternoon ♪ -The hell you say? 1191 01:04:52,859 --> 01:04:55,428 ♪ Sir, you're a wankerous Cantankerous buffoon ♪ 1192 01:04:55,528 --> 01:04:56,563 What's all this, then? 1193 01:04:56,663 --> 01:04:58,998 ♪ Good afternoon You smell of shite ♪ 1194 01:04:59,650 --> 01:04:59,899 [policeman shrieks] 1195 01:04:59,999 --> 01:05:02,669 ♪ Now we didn't say good morning Or good night ♪ 1196 01:05:02,736 --> 01:05:04,337 -[Present] That's right! -[policeman] Get back here! 1197 01:05:04,904 --> 01:05:06,239 Whoa! 1198 01:05:06,339 --> 01:05:08,174 ♪ Yes, two little words Can totally change a tune ♪ 1199 01:05:08,241 --> 01:05:09,342 [blows whistle] 1200 01:05:09,409 --> 01:05:10,977 -♪ Good afternoon ♪ -♪ Good afternoon ♪ 1201 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,212 ♪ Good afternoon ♪ 1202 01:05:14,681 --> 01:05:16,616 -She clogged the loo. -Good afternoon. 1203 01:05:16,716 --> 01:05:18,385 -He diddled your wife. -Good afternoon. 1204 01:05:18,485 --> 01:05:20,720 It meant not a thing, I swear upon my life. 1205 01:05:20,787 --> 01:05:21,688 Good afternoon. 1206 01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:23,390 -He has the plague. -Good afternoon. 1207 01:05:23,490 --> 01:05:25,225 -She called you a *****. -Good afternoon. 1208 01:05:25,325 --> 01:05:27,727 I'm an orphan. Please, sir, may I have some more? 1209 01:05:27,794 --> 01:05:29,195 Good afternoon. 1210 01:05:29,262 --> 01:05:30,864 -[boxers grunting] -Hello, Governor. 1211 01:05:30,930 --> 01:05:31,798 -Good afternoon. -[grunts] 1212 01:05:31,898 --> 01:05:33,500 -Pardon his French. -Good afternoon. 1213 01:05:33,566 --> 01:05:37,700 ♪ Just deplore them with decorum Like you're Judi bloody Dench ♪ 1214 01:05:37,604 --> 01:05:42,242 -Wait, wait. Was that Judi Dench? -Oh, my God. She's a national treasure. 1215 01:05:42,342 --> 01:05:45,345 -I love her in everything. -Oh. I loved her in that, uh, Chocolate. 1216 01:05:45,412 --> 01:05:49,249 -Chocolat. -[shushes] Chocolat. 1217 01:05:50,817 --> 01:05:53,186 ♪ While we're strutting Through the streets of London town ♪ 1218 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,421 [townspeople vocalizing] 1219 01:05:54,521 --> 01:05:57,924 ♪ The quickest little pick-me-up Is kicking people down ♪ 1220 01:06:01,795 --> 01:06:02,996 [grunts] 1221 01:06:03,730 --> 01:06:04,964 -[grunts] -Whoo! 1222 01:06:07,967 --> 01:06:10,770 [mouthing words] 1223 01:06:13,206 --> 01:06:16,142 -[townspeople gasping, screaming] -[explosion] 1224 01:06:18,611 --> 01:06:22,782 [pedestrian] Good afternoon. [screaming] Good afternoon! 1225 01:06:41,835 --> 01:06:43,403 [Clint, Present groaning] 1226 01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:45,672 ♪ Good afternoon ♪ 1227 01:06:45,772 --> 01:06:47,807 ♪ It's tons of fun ♪ 1228 01:06:47,874 --> 01:06:51,478 ♪ And if you're shocked Then you can kiss my ****ens, son! ♪ 1229 01:06:51,578 --> 01:06:53,460 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Kiss it. 1230 01:06:53,146 --> 01:06:55,515 -No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop. Stop! -Son! Eve-- Oh, what? 1231 01:06:55,615 --> 01:06:57,317 No, it's Charles ****ens. It's a fun little thing. 1232 01:06:57,417 --> 01:06:59,853 -Yes, thank you. But there is a baby-- -None of this is real. [gasps] 1233 01:06:59,953 --> 01:07:01,454 [Present] There's a baby. 1234 01:07:01,521 --> 01:07:04,257 -[sighs] Madam. -[mother scoffs] 1235 01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:06,126 -I am so sorry. -[Clint] He should be. 1236 01:07:06,192 --> 01:07:08,280 -[scoffs] -Uh, and ma'am… 1237 01:07:09,429 --> 01:07:11,431 -Good afternoon! -[baby crying] 1238 01:07:11,498 --> 01:07:14,801 ♪ Good afternoon Our favorite swear ♪ 1239 01:07:14,868 --> 01:07:18,304 ♪ Just let a little vile Fill the village square ♪ 1240 01:07:18,371 --> 01:07:20,473 ♪ A pin to pop some prick's balloon ♪ 1241 01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:22,308 ♪ And nobody is immune ♪ 1242 01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:25,345 ♪ For giving a man A kick in the pantaloon ♪ 1243 01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:28,648 ♪ Oh, two little words Can totally change a tune ♪ 1244 01:07:28,715 --> 01:07:30,684 -♪ Good afternoon ♪ -♪ Good afternoon ♪ 1245 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:31,918 ♪ Good afternoon ♪ 1246 01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:33,987 [townspeople] ♪ Good afternoon, good afternoon ♪ 1247 01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:36,823 ♪ Good afternoon ♪ 1248 01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:38,692 ♪ Good afternoon, good afternoon ♪ 1249 01:07:38,758 --> 01:07:42,529 ♪ Good afternoon, good afternoon ♪ 1250 01:07:42,629 --> 01:07:44,164 -[screams, grunts] -[thumping] 1251 01:07:44,230 --> 01:07:46,332 -Oh. -Oh, that's-- Oh, he's dead. 1252 01:07:46,399 --> 01:07:48,702 -Yeah, he's definitely-- No, he's fine. -No. He's good. 1253 01:07:48,768 --> 01:07:50,670 -Well, none of it's real, anyway. -Wow, he's squirrelly. 1254 01:07:50,737 --> 01:07:52,205 How did you know all that? 1255 01:07:52,305 --> 01:07:54,374 -I didn't. I was just following you. -You were following me? 1256 01:07:54,474 --> 01:07:56,409 -Yeah. -Oh. I messed up in the middle there. 1257 01:07:56,509 --> 01:07:58,780 -Yeah, tap is new for me. -A little. Yeah. Yeah. 1258 01:07:58,178 --> 01:08:00,380 -It's a very expressive medium though. -And they all knew too. 1259 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,915 -Ahem. -[Present chuckles] 1260 01:08:03,183 --> 01:08:05,485 -A word, please. -Right, uh, just… 1261 01:08:07,654 --> 01:08:10,857 Okay. Hear me out. I know what you're gonna say. 1262 01:08:10,924 --> 01:08:12,692 But I was losing him, okay? 1263 01:08:12,759 --> 01:08:15,362 And I just thought if he could see that I was an unredeemable too-- 1264 01:08:15,428 --> 01:08:18,198 So, you thought it might be a fine idea 1265 01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:21,768 to take him on a little field trip into your own past? 1266 01:08:22,769 --> 01:08:24,404 I should've made you take your retirement package 1267 01:08:24,504 --> 01:08:26,906 when you asked for it, rather than risk everything 1268 01:08:26,973 --> 01:08:28,410 on this unredeemable. 1269 01:08:28,108 --> 01:08:29,743 -No, no. Hey. [stammers] -No, of course not. 1270 01:08:29,843 --> 01:08:33,546 I may not be getting with your program, but it's not for his lack of trying. 1271 01:08:33,613 --> 01:08:36,820 -This guy has been busting my balls. -Back to bed, Mr. Briggs. 1272 01:08:36,149 --> 01:08:38,718 "Back to bed." I-- [screams] 1273 01:08:39,252 --> 01:08:43,323 And you. From now on, I want everything on script. Understand? 1274 01:08:43,423 --> 01:08:47,961 -Jacob, I was just trying-- -On script. On script! 1275 01:08:49,620 --> 01:08:50,964 Okay, okay, okay. On script. 1276 01:08:51,564 --> 01:08:53,433 [scoffs] Say it a few more times next time. 1277 01:08:54,334 --> 01:08:55,635 Good afternoon. 1278 01:08:57,170 --> 01:08:59,572 -[Marley] Excuse me? -[Present] Huh? 1279 01:08:59,639 --> 01:09:00,874 [Marley] What was that? 1280 01:09:05,945 --> 01:09:07,280 Good afternoon. [chuckles] 1281 01:09:08,615 --> 01:09:11,718 Uh, it wasn't me. I heard it too. I don't know what that was. 1282 01:09:12,786 --> 01:09:15,321 [gasps, panting] 1283 01:09:15,422 --> 01:09:18,324 [Christmas music playing distantly] 1284 01:09:18,425 --> 01:09:20,593 [Christmas music playing] 1285 01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,200 [guest] Hey, Clint. Clint, Clint, Clint. 1286 01:09:29,102 --> 01:09:32,138 -Uh, hey, Charlie. What's up? -Hey. First of all, love the look. 1287 01:09:32,205 --> 01:09:34,140 -Thank you. What do you want? -GQ Santa. 1288 01:09:34,207 --> 01:09:37,377 Oh. That rumor about artificial Christmas trees off-gassing. 1289 01:09:37,477 --> 01:09:38,478 -Right. -Genius. 1290 01:09:38,578 --> 01:09:40,347 -Thank you. -Brilliant. Look at this. It's trending. 1291 01:09:40,447 --> 01:09:41,848 -That's-- It's, um-- -[Present laughing] 1292 01:09:41,948 --> 01:09:45,185 Will you excuse me? I'm gonna figure out what the hell that's all about. 1293 01:09:45,985 --> 01:09:47,287 What what's all about? 1294 01:09:47,354 --> 01:09:49,923 [Present continues laughing] 1295 01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:53,159 [Present] Come in and know me better, man. 1296 01:09:53,226 --> 01:09:56,930 -[Present laughs] -What in the hell is this? 1297 01:09:56,996 --> 01:10:00,700 -I am The Ghost of Christmas Present. -[Clint] Your boss chews you out 1298 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:04,300 -and now you're going full ****ens on me? -Look, I-I gotta go by the book now. 1299 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:06,639 Can I have one of these? What do they mean by your retirement package? 1300 01:10:06,706 --> 01:10:08,241 Clint, please. 1301 01:10:08,341 --> 01:10:09,542 Why do you want to retire? 1302 01:10:09,642 --> 01:10:12,479 I only threatened to retire as leverage 1303 01:10:12,545 --> 01:10:15,150 to get him to approve you as this year's perp. 1304 01:10:15,810 --> 01:10:16,216 Retire to where? 1305 01:10:17,851 --> 01:10:19,352 Where does a ghost retire to? 1306 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:23,223 For the last time, Mr. Briggs, this isn't about me. 1307 01:10:23,723 --> 01:10:25,792 Now we're back to Mr. Briggs and a perp. 1308 01:10:25,859 --> 01:10:27,627 You know what, I'm gonna get back to my guests. 1309 01:10:27,694 --> 01:10:28,695 And you can stay up here 1310 01:10:28,795 --> 01:10:31,898 -in your giant toilet of food. -No. No, no, no. Clint, Clinty. Hold on. 1311 01:10:31,998 --> 01:10:34,434 All right. If I tell you… [breathes heavily] 1312 01:10:34,534 --> 01:10:37,370 …will you cut the crap and just come along? 1313 01:10:37,103 --> 01:10:38,438 Sure. Sure. 1314 01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:42,275 [sighs] Fine. You're killing me. 1315 01:10:42,375 --> 01:10:44,177 -Good. -[sighs] 1316 01:10:44,878 --> 01:10:49,683 All right. My retirement package, if I were to choose to collect it, 1317 01:10:49,749 --> 01:10:53,190 is a gold watch, a Sephora gift card, 1318 01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:57,223 and the chance to return to Earth and live out the rest of my life as a mortal. 1319 01:10:57,290 --> 01:11:00,427 Oh. And you want that. 1320 01:11:00,527 --> 01:11:04,698 You know, what I want is for you to shut up and let me do my job. 1321 01:11:04,764 --> 01:11:05,899 That's what I want. 1322 01:11:06,466 --> 01:11:08,234 Great. Do your job. 1323 01:11:08,301 --> 01:11:10,236 -Grab my hand. -[Clint] We're doing this? 1324 01:11:10,303 --> 01:11:12,305 We're doing it. It's gonna be quite a ride. 1325 01:11:12,906 --> 01:11:14,607 [groans] Oh, my God. 1326 01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:16,420 -[earpiece static hums] -Bonnie. 1327 01:11:16,543 --> 01:11:20,130 Remember, the key word is "quite a ride.'' [grunts] 1328 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,480 [Clint] Whoa! 1329 01:11:23,249 --> 01:11:26,520 [Clint screaming] 1330 01:11:31,491 --> 01:11:33,460 -[Clint groaning] -[Present sighs] 1331 01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:37,630 Here we are. Our first stop. [chuckles] 1332 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:40,100 We-- We were just here. 1333 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,902 Listen, I have a whole department of people 1334 01:11:42,969 --> 01:11:44,637 who work very hard on these transitions. 1335 01:11:44,738 --> 01:11:47,340 Whatever. Doesn't matter. I know exactly what's going on. 1336 01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:48,808 -Do you? -Yes, I do. 1337 01:11:49,309 --> 01:11:52,912 I mean, I love Clint. He's great. I consider him a friend. 1338 01:11:52,979 --> 01:11:54,614 See? A friend. 1339 01:11:55,448 --> 01:11:57,817 I mean, as much as anyone can be friends with Clint. 1340 01:11:57,917 --> 01:11:59,919 Have you tried telling him about your personal life? 1341 01:11:59,986 --> 01:12:01,921 See how long it takes for his eyes to glaze over. 1342 01:12:01,988 --> 01:12:03,560 Whew. [chuckles] 1343 01:12:03,123 --> 01:12:05,592 Oh, my God. They're shit-whispering me. 1344 01:12:05,658 --> 01:12:07,794 Yes, they are shit-whispering you. 1345 01:12:07,894 --> 01:12:09,229 -You're talking about Clint? -Ah, yeah. 1346 01:12:09,295 --> 01:12:14,300 Yeah. He can be a little self-absorbed, but here's the thing 1347 01:12:14,367 --> 01:12:15,935 that you guys should understand about Clint. 1348 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:19,500 As a kid, he was alone a lot. 1349 01:12:19,906 --> 01:12:22,509 And he learned the only person that he could count on 1350 01:12:23,643 --> 01:12:24,644 was himself. 1351 01:12:25,245 --> 01:12:28,548 So, you know, don't-- don't be… [chuckles] …don't be too hard on him. 1352 01:12:28,648 --> 01:12:33,190 He-- He's good inside. I should know. He-- He's my big brother. 1353 01:12:33,119 --> 01:12:35,488 -Oh, wow. Yeah, I love him. -[coughs] 1354 01:12:35,989 --> 01:12:39,250 Well, if it isn't The Ghost of Christmas Present. 1355 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:41,261 Kimberly, hey. Hi. 1356 01:12:41,327 --> 01:12:42,562 You must be here to haunt Clint. 1357 01:12:43,630 --> 01:12:45,965 So she can see you. Does she know about all of this? 1358 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,101 No. [stammers] Not really. 1359 01:12:48,168 --> 01:12:52,639 -I… [gasps] …I love your costume. Rudolph. -Oh, thank you. [chuckles] 1360 01:12:52,706 --> 01:12:54,700 You look adorable. 1361 01:12:54,107 --> 01:12:55,942 Always with the compliments. 1362 01:12:56,676 --> 01:12:58,378 Now I'm actually kinda glad I came. 1363 01:12:58,945 --> 01:12:59,946 [Present] Yeah. 1364 01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:03,717 Me too. 1365 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:09,489 I knew it. You let her see you because you're into her. 1366 01:13:09,556 --> 01:13:12,959 But, I mean, who throws a work party on Christmas actual Eve? 1367 01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:14,427 Only Clint, right? 1368 01:13:14,527 --> 01:13:15,528 Son of a-- 1369 01:13:15,595 --> 01:13:16,830 It's a power move. 1370 01:13:16,896 --> 01:13:19,666 Now you guys are shit-whispering me too. Let's go. Come on. What's next? 1371 01:13:19,733 --> 01:13:22,402 Uh, sorry. I-- I-- I was actually on my way out. 1372 01:13:22,502 --> 01:13:23,570 Yeah. Okay. 1373 01:13:23,670 --> 01:13:25,672 I thought we were gonna do things by the book. 1374 01:13:25,739 --> 01:13:28,800 [grunts] It was great seeing you, though. 1375 01:13:28,740 --> 01:13:29,976 Uh, oh. Yeah. 1376 01:13:30,844 --> 01:13:31,845 You too. 1377 01:13:35,915 --> 01:13:38,351 -[Nora] It's okay. Just the one tonight. -[Nora's son] Whoa! 1378 01:13:39,352 --> 01:13:40,954 -Wow, I love it. -[Nora's daughter chuckles] 1379 01:13:41,540 --> 01:13:43,256 -[Clint] Yeah. Ex-girlfriend, I get it. -[Nora laughs] 1380 01:13:43,356 --> 01:13:45,910 -Family I could've had. -[Nora's son] Thanks, Mommy. 1381 01:13:45,191 --> 01:13:48,940 Honestly, I-- I'm-- I'm really happy for Nora. 1382 01:13:48,194 --> 01:13:49,229 Oh. 1383 01:13:49,329 --> 01:13:51,698 Why can't you just admit that you let Kimberly see you? 1384 01:13:51,765 --> 01:13:53,767 I didn't let her see me. She just-- 1385 01:13:53,867 --> 01:13:57,604 Oh, come on. I see the way you look at her. 1386 01:13:58,538 --> 01:14:00,400 I really think that you wanna retire. 1387 01:14:00,106 --> 01:14:01,941 -You don't know me. -You don't know you. 1388 01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:03,977 You think you're better off than that guy? 1389 01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:05,779 -[Nora chuckles, kisses] -[chuckles] Thanks, honey. 1390 01:14:05,879 --> 01:14:08,281 Look, you think this'll tempt me? 1391 01:14:08,915 --> 01:14:11,618 Something cozy? Something stable? 1392 01:14:12,552 --> 01:14:15,388 Stuck on some suburban street with-- 1393 01:14:15,455 --> 01:14:18,191 Is that meat loaf on the table? 1394 01:14:19,292 --> 01:14:21,294 ♪ See, you'll claim this is my dream ♪ 1395 01:14:21,895 --> 01:14:24,970 ♪ But we both know that's not true ♪ 1396 01:14:24,197 --> 01:14:26,833 ♪ So let's shift the conversation ♪ 1397 01:14:27,901 --> 01:14:29,436 ♪ 'Cause this dream ♪ 1398 01:14:29,536 --> 01:14:32,839 ♪ Belongs to you ♪ 1399 01:14:33,440 --> 01:14:34,541 [blows] 1400 01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:38,378 -Tear into 'em. -Right? 1401 01:14:38,445 --> 01:14:40,313 -You don't have to save the paper. -[Present] Yeah. 1402 01:14:47,870 --> 01:14:47,921 Yeah, 1403 01:14:47,987 --> 01:14:52,292 or maybe I put the greater common good above my own personal fulfillment. 1404 01:14:52,392 --> 01:14:54,127 But you wouldn't understand that, would you? 1405 01:14:54,627 --> 01:14:58,431 So being human again would be personally fulfilling for you, then? 1406 01:14:58,998 --> 01:15:02,969 ♪ The story of your life A whole new narrative ♪ 1407 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:04,771 -[Present] I'm tired. Ooh. -[Kimberly] Ooh, me too. 1408 01:15:04,838 --> 01:15:09,476 ♪ The story with the wife and kids You clearly want to live ♪ 1409 01:15:09,576 --> 01:15:10,577 [children laughing] 1410 01:15:10,643 --> 01:15:15,782 ♪ You almost had your shot at love Until, you know, you died ♪ 1411 01:15:16,449 --> 01:15:21,421 ♪ But I can help you have it Be your wingman, be your guide ♪ 1412 01:15:21,988 --> 01:15:27,127 ♪ You might rewrite The story of your life ♪ 1413 01:15:27,193 --> 01:15:29,429 Have to make sure you're in bed when Santa comes. 1414 01:15:29,496 --> 01:15:31,698 ♪ The one you've been denied ♪ 1415 01:15:31,798 --> 01:15:35,368 I could help you with Kimberly. I mean, you guys were really vibing back there. 1416 01:15:36,269 --> 01:15:38,905 -R-Really? Do you really think so? -Yes, yes. 1417 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,841 -Her eyes are so adorable when she laughs. -[Clint] They are. 1418 01:15:41,908 --> 01:15:45,278 [stammers] Oh, wait. I know what you're trying to do. Come on. 1419 01:15:45,879 --> 01:15:47,681 [Clint] All right, that's a firm grip. All right. 1420 01:15:47,747 --> 01:15:49,482 You're just extraordinary. You know that? 1421 01:15:49,549 --> 01:15:51,217 -[Clint] Are we going to Narnia? -[grunting] 1422 01:15:58,525 --> 01:16:00,994 Wait. No, no, no, no. What are you doing? What are y-- Hey! 1423 01:16:01,610 --> 01:16:03,630 ♪ The story of your life ♪ 1424 01:16:04,970 --> 01:16:05,865 ♪ The dream you dare to chase ♪ 1425 01:16:05,932 --> 01:16:07,167 Get off the table, please. 1426 01:16:07,233 --> 01:16:12,405 ♪ The story of your life Watch the pieces all fall into place ♪ 1427 01:16:12,505 --> 01:16:15,375 ♪ You haven't felt a woman's touch In so very-- ♪ 1428 01:16:15,475 --> 01:16:16,710 [Present] Stop it! 1429 01:16:16,810 --> 01:16:18,678 Wha-- Wow. Not a duet. 1430 01:16:18,745 --> 01:16:21,140 Are you five years old? Get down from there. 1431 01:16:21,810 --> 01:16:23,160 -This is-- This is a homeless shelter. -They can't see us. 1432 01:16:23,830 --> 01:16:25,180 -I'm trying to help you. -I don't want your help. 1433 01:16:25,850 --> 01:16:28,822 I'm here to help you. So stop it and pay attention. 1434 01:16:28,888 --> 01:16:31,658 Fine. Whatever. Am I supposed to know this kid? 1435 01:16:31,725 --> 01:16:33,360 -[Present] That's Josh Hubbins. -Here you go. Merry Christmas. 1436 01:16:33,426 --> 01:16:35,128 [Present] Wren's opponent for student body president. 1437 01:16:35,228 --> 01:16:38,932 -Oh. -Whose life you told your niece to cancel. 1438 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,835 I sent you a great pic. You should post it. 1439 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:44,671 -Might be a vote-getter. -Might not be. 1440 01:16:44,738 --> 01:16:47,941 I don't know. I don't want people to think I'm only doing this to win the election. 1441 01:16:48,410 --> 01:16:49,743 -[Josh's parent] Proud of you, buddy. -Uh-huh. 1442 01:16:49,843 --> 01:16:51,277 But I think it'd be fine to post it. 1443 01:16:54,470 --> 01:16:58,284 See? He doesn't want to post about it. Maybe he's a good, humble kid who just-- 1444 01:16:58,385 --> 01:17:00,320 -[cell phone beeps] -And he posted it. 1445 01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:02,255 With a humblebrag. Shocking. 1446 01:17:02,322 --> 01:17:04,991 Wanna show me some more stuff I'm right about? It's getting fun again. 1447 01:17:05,910 --> 01:17:05,959 -Quiet. -[Clint] Hey. 1448 01:17:06,590 --> 01:17:07,894 You ever just stare in the mirror and think, 1449 01:17:07,961 --> 01:17:10,163 -"Does this wreath make me look like a--" -Okay. No more questions. 1450 01:17:10,263 --> 01:17:11,631 -No more questions? -No more questions. Wait here. 1451 01:17:11,731 --> 01:17:14,134 I'm just getting started with the quest-- Oh! [screams] 1452 01:17:17,103 --> 01:17:19,973 [laughs] That's just fun to watch. 1453 01:17:20,730 --> 01:17:24,244 [screaming, grunting] 1454 01:17:26,790 --> 01:17:29,349 Can you please tell Bonnie or whoever's in charge of transitions 1455 01:17:29,449 --> 01:17:31,584 -that this is getting ridiculous? -[Wren] Uncle Owen. 1456 01:17:31,651 --> 01:17:32,919 [groans] 1457 01:17:32,986 --> 01:17:35,422 -[Wren] Are you okay? -Yeah. [pants] 1458 01:17:35,488 --> 01:17:37,123 How do you never get better at this? 1459 01:17:37,190 --> 01:17:40,794 How are you so good at this? We only do it once a year. 1460 01:17:40,894 --> 01:17:42,796 Your brother's such a good man. 1461 01:17:43,596 --> 01:17:45,131 -[Owen] You want some cocoa? -[Wren] Oh, sure. 1462 01:17:45,198 --> 01:17:46,833 You know I pay for everything, right? 1463 01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:48,334 You're gross. 1464 01:17:50,203 --> 01:17:52,138 -Yeah, he is. -[Owen grunts] 1465 01:17:52,205 --> 01:17:54,507 -[skater gasps] -All good. 1466 01:17:56,443 --> 01:17:59,212 Looks like Wren's trying to decide whether to take her uncle's advice. 1467 01:17:59,312 --> 01:18:02,315 She's probably not even gonna post it because she takes after my sister-- 1468 01:18:02,382 --> 01:18:03,850 [Present] And she posted it. 1469 01:18:03,950 --> 01:18:06,152 You wanna see some more things you're wrong about? 1470 01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:10,190 You know, I'm happy for her. If you wanna make your school a better place, 1471 01:18:10,290 --> 01:18:13,360 you're gonna have to accept certain uncomfortable truths, and that's… 1472 01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:14,461 [cell phone pinging] 1473 01:18:35,648 --> 01:18:37,384 -[Josh] Enjoy. -Thank you, dear. 1474 01:18:37,484 --> 01:18:38,485 [cell phone chimes] 1475 01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:45,692 No. Oh, no. No. [sniffles] 1476 01:18:50,363 --> 01:18:52,265 -Look, this is-- -[Josh crying] 1477 01:18:52,365 --> 01:18:53,533 This is good. 1478 01:18:54,234 --> 01:18:56,403 [stammers] There's a-- There's a lesson in there, you know? 1479 01:18:56,503 --> 01:18:59,172 If you're gonna run for office, your past is fair game. 1480 01:18:59,239 --> 01:19:02,275 He posted that when he was in sixth grade, you butt crack. 1481 01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:03,810 -Look, I-- -He was 11. 1482 01:19:03,877 --> 01:19:05,545 I don't want anything to happen to the kid, okay? 1483 01:19:05,645 --> 01:19:06,446 I'm not a monster. 1484 01:19:06,546 --> 01:19:08,915 Look, what about all the people that took the clickbait? Huh? 1485 01:19:09,150 --> 01:19:10,160 What about those people? 1486 01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:12,419 -Good. Yes, yes. Good. Good, good, good. -All right. This is on them. 1487 01:19:12,519 --> 01:19:15,922 -What's good? -This inner turmoil. Let that get in you. 1488 01:19:16,220 --> 01:19:18,825 -Come on. This where real change begins. -No. 1489 01:19:21,610 --> 01:19:23,430 Can we re-cue CPM-163, please? 1490 01:19:23,530 --> 01:19:26,232 -What's CPM-163? -No, I-- I-- I know it's very unusual. 1491 01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:31,304 Please, we need to go back to Christmas Past's Memory 163. 1492 01:19:31,404 --> 01:19:32,372 What is that? 1493 01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:35,175 Thank you, Bonnie. No, I-- I don't wanna hear about it right n-- 1494 01:19:36,910 --> 01:19:38,945 [radio chatter] 1495 01:19:39,450 --> 01:19:40,130 Thank you, Patrick. 1496 01:19:41,648 --> 01:19:43,616 Stay with me, Clint. Stay in it. 1497 01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:45,752 Oh, come on. Don't do this. 1498 01:19:46,853 --> 01:19:49,222 No, it's okay. I'm here with you. 1499 01:19:49,289 --> 01:19:51,570 Please don't do this. Come on, man. I-- 1500 01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:53,930 You can do it. Come on. 1501 01:19:54,627 --> 01:19:56,129 I'm here with you the whole way. 1502 01:19:56,229 --> 01:19:59,320 [announcer on intercom speaking indistinctly] 1503 01:20:00,133 --> 01:20:02,268 -[Clint] Hey, guys. Hey, Wrenny. -[sighs] 1504 01:20:02,335 --> 01:20:03,503 Look what Uncle Clint got ya. 1505 01:20:03,603 --> 01:20:06,740 [Wren] Cool. Mom, can I donate it to the sick kids? 1506 01:20:06,806 --> 01:20:08,675 [Carrie] That would be really nice, sweetheart. 1507 01:20:08,775 --> 01:20:11,511 -There's a bin down in the lobby, okay? -[Clint] Yeah, give it away. 1508 01:20:11,611 --> 01:20:12,445 Glad we wrapped it. 1509 01:20:12,512 --> 01:20:15,281 It's next to the teddy bear, okay? Have Martha help you. [clears throat] 1510 01:20:15,348 --> 01:20:18,151 Well, you're certainly looking brighter than you were before. 1511 01:20:18,251 --> 01:20:19,519 Clint, don't. 1512 01:20:20,253 --> 01:20:24,624 Before she comes back, listen. It's time that I made some arrangements. 1513 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:28,661 -Okay-- [stammers] Um… stop it. -[inhales sharply] 1514 01:20:28,762 --> 01:20:32,265 I need to ask you a favor, and it's a doozy. 1515 01:20:32,332 --> 01:20:34,134 [breathes shakily] 1516 01:20:34,234 --> 01:20:37,804 When I'm gone, I'd like you to take Wren. 1517 01:20:38,438 --> 01:20:39,939 Okay. [chuckles] 1518 01:20:41,740 --> 01:20:43,543 Okay, stop. [stammers] You're not gonna go anywhere. 1519 01:20:44,344 --> 01:20:47,614 You know, even if-- even if you did, which you're not. 1520 01:20:47,681 --> 01:20:49,949 Okay, I'm not-- I'm not the dad type. 1521 01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:52,285 I'm really not. You know, I'm crazy busy 1522 01:20:52,352 --> 01:20:55,121 and I'm-- I'm, you know… selfish. 1523 01:20:55,188 --> 01:20:59,192 Clint, you don't fool me. I know who you are underneath all of that. 1524 01:20:59,292 --> 01:21:01,528 That's-- That's where you've always been wrong about me. 1525 01:21:01,628 --> 01:21:03,296 I really am this selfish. 1526 01:21:03,863 --> 01:21:05,565 [Owen] Bad news, Carrie. 1527 01:21:05,665 --> 01:21:09,703 They were out of vegan stuff downstairs so I just got you a chicken noodle. 1528 01:21:09,803 --> 01:21:12,339 But I picked out all the chicken bits, so it should be good. 1529 01:21:12,405 --> 01:21:14,407 -Hey, Owen. Uh… -Hey. 1530 01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:18,378 Our sister has something that she wants to ask you. It's a favor. 1531 01:21:18,478 --> 01:21:21,815 I think, uh, if you could just hear it with an open mind and make me proud, okay? 1532 01:21:21,881 --> 01:21:23,149 -Yeah. -[mouths] I'm sorry. 1533 01:21:29,989 --> 01:21:31,825 -Hey, Carrie. -[crying] 1534 01:21:35,128 --> 01:21:36,129 What do you need? 1535 01:21:37,163 --> 01:21:38,698 Anything in the whole wide world. 1536 01:21:39,566 --> 01:21:42,902 -We're family. I'll do anything for you. -[Carrie] Thank you, Owen. 1537 01:21:44,771 --> 01:21:48,800 Hey. I know that wasn't easy. 1538 01:21:48,908 --> 01:21:52,612 But you faced it and that took guts and I'm-- I'm proud of you. Come here. 1539 01:21:54,180 --> 01:21:55,181 -Yeah. -Mmm. 1540 01:21:55,248 --> 01:21:57,884 Ease up. That's enough. You're gonna get ectoplasm all over me. 1541 01:21:57,951 --> 01:22:00,920 All right. Your final ghost will be right with you. 1542 01:22:01,421 --> 01:22:05,725 Now, he's a little imposing. Doesn't say much. Mostly points at stuff. 1543 01:22:05,792 --> 01:22:08,328 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold-- Hold-- That's it? You're leaving? 1544 01:22:09,562 --> 01:22:12,499 Well, yeah. My part of the haunt is over. 1545 01:22:13,633 --> 01:22:16,870 But don't worry. You're gonna do great. 1546 01:22:17,737 --> 01:22:20,400 No, no, no. No. Hold on. 1547 01:22:20,106 --> 01:22:22,242 You don't get to make me relive the worst moment of my life 1548 01:22:22,342 --> 01:22:23,877 and then just F-O. What about you? 1549 01:22:24,377 --> 01:22:26,179 I faced my kicker. Now it's your turn. 1550 01:22:26,246 --> 01:22:29,215 Clint, how many times do I have to tell you? It's not about me. 1551 01:22:29,716 --> 01:22:31,840 Oh. Oh, well, then good afternoon. 1552 01:22:31,184 --> 01:22:33,653 Uh-uh. Oh, no. You know I find that triggering. 1553 01:22:33,753 --> 01:22:35,880 -That's why I said it. -Take that down a notch. 1554 01:22:35,188 --> 01:22:36,923 Who are you to tell anyone how to live their life 1555 01:22:36,990 --> 01:22:40,360 when you're busy running away from your own? Just admit it. 1556 01:22:40,427 --> 01:22:43,960 All right. No, no, that'll do. Not another word. 1557 01:22:43,196 --> 01:22:46,266 -Let's get you back to the office before-- -No shame in admitting you're afraid. 1558 01:22:46,366 --> 01:22:49,690 Oh, yeah? What is it I'm so afraid of? 1559 01:22:49,135 --> 01:22:50,904 You're afraid of that one question. 1560 01:22:51,404 --> 01:22:52,572 What's he on about? 1561 01:22:53,473 --> 01:22:55,542 I don't-- [stammers] I have no idea. [chuckles] 1562 01:22:55,608 --> 01:22:56,609 Sure you do. 1563 01:22:58,445 --> 01:23:00,380 It's the question that keeps you up at night. 1564 01:23:01,381 --> 01:23:05,118 Keeps you working here year after year, after year, 1565 01:23:05,218 --> 01:23:06,853 when you could be alive again. 1566 01:23:09,823 --> 01:23:12,959 Oh, no, no, no. There is no call for singing. Now come on. Let's-- 1567 01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:16,596 Doesn't matter how many people you change, no matter how much good you do. 1568 01:23:16,663 --> 01:23:18,598 You still don't know the answer. 1569 01:23:19,799 --> 01:23:20,967 The answer to what? 1570 01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:31,778 ♪ Am I forever ♪ 1571 01:23:33,646 --> 01:23:35,582 ♪ Unredeemable? ♪ 1572 01:23:36,282 --> 01:23:39,853 Wh-- Why, that's preposterous. You were redeemed. I was there. 1573 01:23:39,953 --> 01:23:43,456 ♪ But can I ever overcome ♪ 1574 01:23:44,324 --> 01:23:46,326 ♪ All the wrongs I'm running from? ♪ 1575 01:23:46,426 --> 01:23:48,728 That was all so long ago. 1576 01:23:48,828 --> 01:23:51,431 You've more than made up for all that by now. 1577 01:23:51,498 --> 01:23:54,167 ♪ Can my worst be left behind ♪ 1578 01:23:54,267 --> 01:23:56,870 ♪ And do I deserve to find ♪ 1579 01:23:56,970 --> 01:24:01,608 ♪ There's a soul Who could see any good in me ♪ 1580 01:24:04,444 --> 01:24:07,881 ♪ Or will I only ever be ♪ 1581 01:24:09,816 --> 01:24:11,818 ♪ Unredeemable? ♪ 1582 01:24:14,387 --> 01:24:16,322 There's only one way to find out, boys. 1583 01:24:17,570 --> 01:24:18,892 He takes his retirement right now. 1584 01:24:18,992 --> 01:24:20,860 All right. That's enough. Back to bed. 1585 01:24:20,927 --> 01:24:23,196 Oh, no. [groans] 1586 01:24:23,296 --> 01:24:24,364 [Present grunting] 1587 01:24:24,931 --> 01:24:25,932 [panting] 1588 01:24:38,812 --> 01:24:43,283 ♪ Spent every waking minute Taking all that I could take ♪ 1589 01:24:44,517 --> 01:24:48,555 ♪ Never stopped to reckon With the ruin in my wake ♪ 1590 01:24:49,956 --> 01:24:54,861 ♪ With all the bridges that I burned The wounds I didn't mend ♪ 1591 01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:59,599 ♪ All the worth I thought I earned It turned worthless in the end ♪ 1592 01:24:59,699 --> 01:25:02,535 -Uh, what's going on? -[shushes] 1593 01:25:02,602 --> 01:25:04,700 ♪ What was it for? ♪ 1594 01:25:07,574 --> 01:25:09,209 ♪ Well, is it possible ♪ 1595 01:25:09,275 --> 01:25:14,781 ♪ I'm meant for something more? ♪ 1596 01:25:14,881 --> 01:25:19,419 ♪ Am I forever unredeemable? ♪ 1597 01:25:20,854 --> 01:25:26,626 ♪ Can I be a man who breaks From a lifetime of mistakes? ♪ 1598 01:25:27,227 --> 01:25:32,980 ♪ Can my worst be left behind And do I deserve to find ♪ 1599 01:25:32,165 --> 01:25:35,101 ♪ A kind of love that I can lean on ♪ 1600 01:25:35,168 --> 01:25:38,538 ♪ Every day ♪ 1601 01:25:38,605 --> 01:25:42,175 ♪ Or will I learn I have to stay ♪ 1602 01:25:42,776 --> 01:25:45,545 ♪ Unredeemable? ♪ 1603 01:25:45,612 --> 01:25:47,414 [Marley] Listen well, Ebenezer. 1604 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:51,951 ♪ Unredeemable ♪ 1605 01:25:52,180 --> 01:25:55,955 You will be visited by three spirits. 1606 01:25:56,790 --> 01:25:58,925 You're wasting your time, Jacob. 1607 01:26:08,802 --> 01:26:09,836 Are you sure? 1608 01:26:18,445 --> 01:26:19,979 Come on, big guy. 1609 01:26:21,581 --> 01:26:25,852 ♪ We have to believe Inside the worst of us ♪ 1610 01:26:25,952 --> 01:26:30,824 -♪ There is some decency there ♪ -♪ Decency there ♪ 1611 01:26:30,924 --> 01:26:35,995 ♪ You know that you can achieve Something miraculous ♪ 1612 01:26:36,496 --> 01:26:38,531 ♪ If you'd only dare ♪ 1613 01:26:38,631 --> 01:26:40,967 -♪ If you dare ♪ -♪ If you dare ♪ 1614 01:26:41,340 --> 01:26:46,206 ♪ I have to go, I have to try ♪ 1615 01:26:46,306 --> 01:26:47,640 ♪ That's how I'll know ♪ 1616 01:26:47,707 --> 01:26:50,977 ♪ Know if I'm ♪ 1617 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:55,815 -♪ Forever unredeemable ♪ -♪ Unredeemable ♪ 1618 01:26:55,882 --> 01:27:01,154 ♪ If I'll ever be someone Who makes up for all they've done ♪ 1619 01:27:01,221 --> 01:27:05,525 -♪ Or is all I am unlovable? ♪ -♪ Unlovable ♪ 1620 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:08,328 ♪ Am I someone someone can forgive? ♪ 1621 01:27:08,395 --> 01:27:12,499 ♪ Can I take the leap and live? ♪ 1622 01:27:12,565 --> 01:27:15,168 ♪ There's a lot I leave behind ♪ 1623 01:27:15,235 --> 01:27:18,738 ♪ But I gotta go and find if it's true ♪ 1624 01:27:18,838 --> 01:27:22,575 -♪ That there is truly good in me ♪ -♪ Truly good ♪ 1625 01:27:22,676 --> 01:27:28,810 ♪ And maybe see that I won't always be ♪ 1626 01:27:28,181 --> 01:27:32,719 -♪ Unredeemable ♪ -♪ Unredeemable ♪ 1627 01:27:32,819 --> 01:27:34,254 ♪ Am I unredeemable? ♪ 1628 01:27:34,354 --> 01:27:38,910 ♪ Can you redeem the unredeemable? ♪ 1629 01:27:38,191 --> 01:27:44,597 ♪ Unredeemable ♪ 1630 01:27:44,698 --> 01:27:48,401 [vocalizing] 1631 01:27:48,468 --> 01:27:50,470 [gasps, breathes heavily] 1632 01:27:50,570 --> 01:27:53,173 -[exclaims, screaming] -[gasps, screaming] 1633 01:27:53,239 --> 01:27:55,408 -[stammers] -[breathes heavily] 1634 01:27:55,475 --> 01:27:57,100 What is this? [gasps] 1635 01:27:57,770 --> 01:27:59,446 -What's what? -Wait, am I… [breathes heavily] 1636 01:27:59,546 --> 01:28:01,181 -Oh! [chuckles] Oh! -I think-- I think so. 1637 01:28:01,247 --> 01:28:02,749 You're-- You're-- You're warm. 1638 01:28:02,849 --> 01:28:06,186 -[chuckles] Yes! I'm warm. -[chuckles] 1639 01:28:06,252 --> 01:28:07,487 -[gasps, grunts] -What's wrong? 1640 01:28:07,587 --> 01:28:09,289 -Ooh, itch. -What? 1641 01:28:09,389 --> 01:28:12,920 -Itch. I got… [stammers] Do you mind? -[stammers] Okay. [groans] 1642 01:28:12,192 --> 01:28:14,894 -Okay, okay, okay. All right. -Yeah, yeah. [grunts] To the right? 1643 01:28:14,961 --> 01:28:16,429 Pajamas are made of burlap. 1644 01:28:16,496 --> 01:28:17,964 Can you get into my sleeping gown? 1645 01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:19,933 -Just-- Just-- -No. God, I would rather not. 1646 01:28:20,330 --> 01:28:21,501 [grunts] Please. Please, I beg of you. 1647 01:28:21,601 --> 01:28:25,338 -Oh, yes! Oh, that's terrific. -Okay. There we go. That's it. 1648 01:28:25,438 --> 01:28:28,241 -Oh, mommy. Whoo. -Ah. [grunts] Okay. 1649 01:28:28,308 --> 01:28:29,976 -Ah, that feels so good. -Yep. 1650 01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:31,811 I forgot what it's like to scratch an itch. 1651 01:28:31,911 --> 01:28:34,581 I forgot what it was like to feel this way about my hand. 1652 01:28:34,647 --> 01:28:36,249 [sighs] Thank you. 1653 01:28:36,316 --> 01:28:40,420 [exhales sharply, breathes heavily] Oh! Oh, wow. 1654 01:28:40,487 --> 01:28:42,622 Why am I-- Why am I so heavy? 1655 01:28:42,689 --> 01:28:45,692 -Gravity. -Ah. Yeah. 1656 01:28:45,792 --> 01:28:48,428 [Present] Oh. Oh, my… 1657 01:28:49,529 --> 01:28:51,698 -You have, uh… -Indoor plumbing. 1658 01:28:52,699 --> 01:28:54,501 -Could I? -You may. 1659 01:28:56,102 --> 01:28:57,470 [sighs, chuckles] 1660 01:29:01,675 --> 01:29:02,776 Careful. 1661 01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:06,179 This is amazing! 1662 01:29:06,913 --> 01:29:11,551 I have always wondered what this would be like and it does not disappoint. 1663 01:29:11,651 --> 01:29:12,652 Whoo! 1664 01:29:13,153 --> 01:29:15,555 Hey! What's, uh, conditioner? 1665 01:29:16,890 --> 01:29:18,391 Well, uh, y-you wanna use that on your head. 1666 01:29:18,491 --> 01:29:20,160 [Present] Oh. Too late! 1667 01:29:20,927 --> 01:29:23,730 -Can I do this every month? -Sure. 1668 01:29:23,830 --> 01:29:27,333 Look out, New York City. This guy showers once a month! 1669 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,736 [Christmas music playing] 1670 01:29:31,805 --> 01:29:34,507 Your clothes are really too tight on me. I feel silly. 1671 01:29:34,574 --> 01:29:36,109 No, you look fine. Come on. 1672 01:29:36,176 --> 01:29:38,178 Hey, look at this guy! Whoa! 1673 01:29:38,845 --> 01:29:42,515 Jacket. Slacks. Hmm. Little pocket square. 1674 01:29:42,582 --> 01:29:44,951 No, don't. Put that back, please. Thank you. He can-- 1675 01:29:45,719 --> 01:29:47,721 -He can see me. You can see me. -Yes, he can. 1676 01:29:47,821 --> 01:29:49,989 -Yeah, I can see you. -He can see you very well, I think. 1677 01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:52,692 You're gonna wanna get used to that. Really you are. 1678 01:29:52,759 --> 01:29:54,127 -Everyone can see me. -Yes. 1679 01:29:54,194 --> 01:29:56,363 Hello! You can see me! [grunts] 1680 01:29:56,429 --> 01:29:59,165 -You're gonna wanna get used to that too. -Whoa, man. Aah. 1681 01:29:59,232 --> 01:30:00,600 Are you okay? 1682 01:30:00,700 --> 01:30:02,869 -Think so. He's-- He's fine. -I think so. Yeah. 1683 01:30:03,436 --> 01:30:06,539 -You look-- You look stupid. -You look stupid. 1684 01:30:06,606 --> 01:30:08,408 No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, Dave, back off. 1685 01:30:08,508 --> 01:30:11,440 -Okay. Will you just get it together? -Well, no, he looked stupid. 1686 01:30:11,144 --> 01:30:13,130 -There she is. Let's go talk to her and-- -Oh, no. That's her. 1687 01:30:13,790 --> 01:30:14,247 You know what? Here's the thing. 1688 01:30:14,347 --> 01:30:17,917 [breathes heavily] Let's just put a pin in it, okay? 1689 01:30:19,185 --> 01:30:20,720 I don't know what to say to her. 1690 01:30:20,787 --> 01:30:22,555 What do you mean? You-- You were doing great before. 1691 01:30:22,622 --> 01:30:23,790 Just-- Just do more of that. 1692 01:30:23,890 --> 01:30:27,360 [sighs] Yeah, but that's when she was a fantasy. And now she's real. 1693 01:30:27,927 --> 01:30:28,962 I'm gonna screw it up. 1694 01:30:29,562 --> 01:30:31,598 Look, I-I think I made a big mistake, okay? 1695 01:30:31,698 --> 01:30:33,433 I-I'm not ready for any of this. 1696 01:30:33,533 --> 01:30:35,402 I used way too much water in the shower. 1697 01:30:35,902 --> 01:30:39,390 I mean, is that who I am here? The guy who hogs all the hot water? 1698 01:30:39,105 --> 01:30:40,707 -Hey, hey, check it out. -What? 1699 01:30:40,774 --> 01:30:42,342 [grunts, inhales deeply] 1700 01:30:42,809 --> 01:30:45,812 [grunts, exhales deeply] That was fantastic. 1701 01:30:45,912 --> 01:30:50,116 Yeah. Get it together. Enough with the buyer's remorse. 1702 01:30:50,216 --> 01:30:51,918 Hey, you made the right decision. 1703 01:30:51,985 --> 01:30:55,288 -Don't think. Deep breath. -[inhales deeply] 1704 01:30:55,388 --> 01:30:58,910 Go get her. Now. Before she gets away. Trust me. 1705 01:31:00,126 --> 01:31:01,628 -Okay. -Okay. 1706 01:31:03,630 --> 01:31:06,132 -I will slap your head off. -No, no. I'll-- I'll go talk to her. 1707 01:31:06,232 --> 01:31:07,567 I will. I will. I promise. 1708 01:31:08,234 --> 01:31:11,805 The next ghost… [sighs] The future's always in flux. 1709 01:31:11,905 --> 01:31:16,743 I-- I don't know what you're gonna see, but just hear the guy out. All right? 1710 01:31:16,810 --> 01:31:19,579 -I mean, you asked me why I chose you. -I know why you did. 1711 01:31:19,646 --> 01:31:23,249 Because I can be a positive force for mankind, or whatever. 1712 01:31:23,316 --> 01:31:25,819 No. Well, yes. At first. 1713 01:31:26,820 --> 01:31:29,756 But then when I found out you were unredeemable, like me, 1714 01:31:31,124 --> 01:31:37,970 I thought, "If I can change this guy, maybe there's hope for me too." 1715 01:31:46,873 --> 01:31:48,141 [Kimberly] Yeah. [chuckles] 1716 01:31:48,808 --> 01:31:49,809 Kimberly? 1717 01:31:50,510 --> 01:31:56,649 Hey. [chuckles] You're back. And in a-- a boldly tight suit. 1718 01:31:56,716 --> 01:31:58,985 Yeah. It-- It is a little snug. 1719 01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:04,324 No, I-- I like it. I-- It's kind of a Euro-fit. And I like it on you. 1720 01:32:04,424 --> 01:32:08,728 Yeah. Yeah, it is a Euro-fit, because I buy all my clothes in Germany. 1721 01:32:08,828 --> 01:32:10,797 -Oh. I can see. -[Present] Yeah. 1722 01:32:10,864 --> 01:32:15,435 Um… [stammers] Sorry, but would you-- 1723 01:32:16,269 --> 01:32:19,639 Would you wanna, uh, go somewhere and maybe, I don't… [stammers] 1724 01:32:19,706 --> 01:32:22,308 -No, you don't even have to answer-- -No, I would love to-- Yeah. 1725 01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:24,744 -[stammers] I would love to. -Oh, great. Really? 1726 01:32:24,844 --> 01:32:28,615 -Totally. I love "somewhere." [chuckles] -Yeah, me too. Oh, my gosh. 1727 01:32:28,682 --> 01:32:29,916 -What? -[grunts] 1728 01:32:31,510 --> 01:32:33,530 -[stammers] Oh. -What is it? An itch? 1729 01:32:33,153 --> 01:32:35,522 -Mm-hmm. Oh. [exhales sharply] -Here, let me help you. 1730 01:32:35,622 --> 01:32:36,623 -Where? Right there? -Yeah. 1731 01:32:36,690 --> 01:32:37,757 That's a choice. 1732 01:32:38,525 --> 01:32:40,927 Ah, that is heaven on a stick. [chuckles] 1733 01:32:41,270 --> 01:32:42,762 -[chuckles, gasps] Ooh! -[sighs] Thank you. 1734 01:32:42,862 --> 01:32:44,464 There's a place called "Heaven on a Stick." 1735 01:32:44,531 --> 01:32:46,900 -Oh. Okay. -It serves corn dogs, but, I mean, it… 1736 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:50,904 -It's food, right? -It's delicious. [chuckles] 1737 01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:52,500 [Present] Mm-hmm. 1738 01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:53,573 [both speaking indistinctly] 1739 01:33:05,485 --> 01:33:07,120 -Hey, Sydney. -Hey, Clint. 1740 01:33:07,220 --> 01:33:08,822 Hey, how you doin'? 1741 01:33:11,925 --> 01:33:14,361 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. 1742 01:33:15,950 --> 01:33:16,830 Hey, Stuart. [chuckles] 1743 01:33:16,896 --> 01:33:18,131 [mouths] Come on! 1744 01:33:20,100 --> 01:33:21,901 [thunder rumbling] 1745 01:33:21,968 --> 01:33:23,436 [blows] 1746 01:33:27,974 --> 01:33:28,975 [Present] Oh. 1747 01:33:30,443 --> 01:33:32,450 This is beautiful. 1748 01:33:32,679 --> 01:33:36,516 [Kimberly] So, you just decided one day 1749 01:33:36,583 --> 01:33:38,385 that you're gonna quit your job, 1750 01:33:38,885 --> 01:33:40,553 leave it all behind, and move here? 1751 01:33:41,121 --> 01:33:45,425 Well, every year I'd say, "It's time to move on." 1752 01:33:46,459 --> 01:33:48,261 And then every year, I chose to stay. 1753 01:33:48,862 --> 01:33:51,164 And our choices make us who we are, don't they? 1754 01:33:51,765 --> 01:33:54,901 [scoffs] Yeah. Guess they do. 1755 01:33:54,968 --> 01:33:57,971 So this year, I chose something else. 1756 01:33:58,710 --> 01:34:01,740 Honestly, I'm-- I'm worried I made a huge mistake. 1757 01:34:01,141 --> 01:34:05,945 But, I mean, if I hadn't, I wouldn't be here with you. 1758 01:34:11,718 --> 01:34:12,719 Is that okay? 1759 01:34:12,786 --> 01:34:13,787 [chuckles] 1760 01:34:15,288 --> 01:34:16,289 [Present sighs] 1761 01:34:18,558 --> 01:34:21,828 ♪ The city is sparkling With twinkling lights ♪ 1762 01:34:22,328 --> 01:34:25,799 ♪ It's one of those magic "Manhattan-y" nights ♪ 1763 01:34:25,899 --> 01:34:29,436 ♪ Can't tell what comes next He's sure taking it slow ♪ 1764 01:34:29,502 --> 01:34:34,700 ♪ But he's holding my hand And he's not letting go ♪ 1765 01:34:34,607 --> 01:34:37,744 ♪ He's goofy, he's tall He's got a good heart ♪ 1766 01:34:37,811 --> 01:34:41,948 ♪ But I don't wanna fall And have it all fall apart ♪ 1767 01:34:42,150 --> 01:34:43,450 ♪ I look in his eyes ♪ 1768 01:34:43,516 --> 01:34:48,221 ♪ And they keep saying "Leap and the net will appear" ♪ 1769 01:34:48,855 --> 01:34:51,124 ♪ So why not dive in ♪ 1770 01:34:51,191 --> 01:34:55,528 ♪ 'Cause a brand new beginning Feels long overdue ♪ 1771 01:34:55,628 --> 01:34:58,832 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 1772 01:35:01,334 --> 01:35:04,671 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 1773 01:35:06,673 --> 01:35:08,675 They said it's supposed to snow tonight. 1774 01:35:08,775 --> 01:35:11,177 Really? Doesn't feel cold enough. 1775 01:35:11,244 --> 01:35:12,946 [chuckles] Not cold at all. 1776 01:35:14,848 --> 01:35:16,616 ♪ How wet are my armpits? ♪ 1777 01:35:16,683 --> 01:35:18,385 ♪ How red is my face? ♪ 1778 01:35:18,885 --> 01:35:22,155 ♪ When I used to date Holding hands was third base ♪ 1779 01:35:22,222 --> 01:35:24,157 ♪ I think there's a spark ♪ 1780 01:35:24,224 --> 01:35:26,590 ♪ Could this thing become real? ♪ 1781 01:35:26,159 --> 01:35:31,264 ♪ Could it possibly be That she might feel like I feel? ♪ 1782 01:35:32,699 --> 01:35:36,436 ♪ This woman's as kind As a human could be ♪ 1783 01:35:36,536 --> 01:35:40,600 ♪ So why would she wind up With someone like me? ♪ 1784 01:35:40,730 --> 01:35:42,876 ♪ And what if we find out, in time ♪ 1785 01:35:42,976 --> 01:35:46,179 ♪ Maybe I'm that same jerk like I fear? ♪ 1786 01:35:47,714 --> 01:35:51,251 ♪ 'Cause the man that I see Could so easily be ♪ 1787 01:35:51,351 --> 01:35:53,687 ♪ Just a Scrooge déjà vu ♪ 1788 01:35:54,220 --> 01:35:57,290 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 1789 01:35:59,592 --> 01:36:03,163 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 1790 01:36:05,598 --> 01:36:08,601 [vocalizing] 1791 01:36:23,717 --> 01:36:27,454 [both] ♪ Maybe I haven't lost sight Of what's right ♪ 1792 01:36:27,554 --> 01:36:31,958 ♪ 'Cause tonight it's so perfectly clear ♪ 1793 01:36:32,959 --> 01:36:37,397 ♪ Somehow I see who I could be ♪ 1794 01:36:37,464 --> 01:36:41,267 ♪ Just being with you ♪ 1795 01:36:42,902 --> 01:36:48,808 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 1796 01:36:51,644 --> 01:36:57,317 ♪ That's the view from here ♪ 1797 01:36:59,285 --> 01:37:01,621 I-- I don't really buy all my clothes in Germany. 1798 01:37:21,708 --> 01:37:23,476 [school bell rings] 1799 01:37:23,543 --> 01:37:24,544 [Wren] All in favor? 1800 01:37:25,211 --> 01:37:26,312 The motion is carried. 1801 01:37:26,379 --> 01:37:28,782 -Well, this is great. -Community volunteer work will be… 1802 01:37:28,848 --> 01:37:31,484 She did it. She-- She looks presidential up here. 1803 01:37:31,551 --> 01:37:33,420 -Look at her go with her little gavel. -[bangs] 1804 01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:37,991 Next order of business is that all student fundraising will be overseen by an in… 1805 01:37:38,580 --> 01:37:39,793 -[cell phones chiming] -[students whispering] 1806 01:37:39,859 --> 01:37:42,195 …will be overseen by an independent… 1807 01:37:42,262 --> 01:37:44,731 -[chiming continues] -[classmate] Did you see this? 1808 01:37:45,331 --> 01:37:46,399 What's going on? 1809 01:37:50,603 --> 01:37:52,238 What is it? What does it say? 1810 01:37:52,338 --> 01:37:55,241 [vigil attendees humming] 1811 01:38:06,219 --> 01:38:07,620 What's this supposed to be? 1812 01:38:12,192 --> 01:38:15,395 Wait. What are you telling me? The kid? 1813 01:38:18,431 --> 01:38:20,700 Because of a little online dustup? 1814 01:38:22,369 --> 01:38:25,105 How was I supposed to know that he would do something like this? 1815 01:38:31,411 --> 01:38:32,412 [Owen sighs] 1816 01:38:35,648 --> 01:38:37,170 [crying] 1817 01:38:42,722 --> 01:38:43,923 Wait a minute. Hold on. 1818 01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:45,959 [stammers] It's just shadows of things to come. 1819 01:38:46,590 --> 01:38:48,280 I mean… [stammers] …these haven't actually happened yet. 1820 01:38:48,940 --> 01:38:49,963 I'm not gonna turn my life upside down for you people, 1821 01:38:50,630 --> 01:38:52,632 but-- but this is an easy one. I can fix this one. 1822 01:38:55,235 --> 01:38:57,804 [stammers] Let's just cut the tour short, all right? 1823 01:38:58,972 --> 01:39:01,740 You don't speak? You just-- You just point at things? 1824 01:39:01,775 --> 01:39:04,277 Why don't you point to the way out, huh? Is that it? Right there? 1825 01:39:11,217 --> 01:39:12,786 -Old me. -[flatlining] 1826 01:39:12,852 --> 01:39:15,221 -[grunts] -I don't wanna know! I don't wanna know! 1827 01:39:16,423 --> 01:39:17,691 Come on. 1828 01:39:19,959 --> 01:39:20,960 [shouts] 1829 01:39:21,961 --> 01:39:22,962 Whoa. 1830 01:39:25,165 --> 01:39:26,166 Yes! 1831 01:39:27,670 --> 01:39:30,136 Yes, I-- I've seen the movies. I know the drill. 1832 01:39:30,236 --> 01:39:32,405 Here. Here it is. 1833 01:39:32,872 --> 01:39:33,873 Right here. The-- 1834 01:39:34,874 --> 01:39:36,676 -93. Not bad. [pants] -[Past] I got him. 1835 01:39:36,776 --> 01:39:40,613 Yeah, he jumped ahead to YTC-407. Pretty sure he was looking for me. Sorry. 1836 01:39:40,680 --> 01:39:42,449 -[Clint] Hey, it's you. -Yeah. 1837 01:39:42,515 --> 01:39:44,617 Listen, can you please help me get the hell out of here? 1838 01:39:44,684 --> 01:39:46,953 Don't get all clingy, okay? I'm at work right now. 1839 01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:48,788 I knew you'd get too attached. I knew this-- 1840 01:39:49,556 --> 01:39:50,857 Here he is. Hey, over here. 1841 01:39:51,891 --> 01:39:54,494 [Yet-to-Come panting, wheezing] 1842 01:39:59,466 --> 01:40:00,467 [sighs] 1843 01:40:00,533 --> 01:40:01,668 You good? 1844 01:40:01,735 --> 01:40:03,360 [Yet-to-Come exhales heavily] 1845 01:40:03,970 --> 01:40:05,905 Yes, dude, I see it. 1846 01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:08,575 It's so disturbing. I'm so sad. Are we done? Can I go? 1847 01:40:08,675 --> 01:40:11,745 [Yet-to-Come groaning, grunting] 1848 01:40:11,845 --> 01:40:13,546 -You all right? -Are you trying to talk? 1849 01:40:13,646 --> 01:40:14,814 [Yet-to-Come groaning] 1850 01:40:14,881 --> 01:40:17,170 Oh, it's so sad. Look what you've driven him to. 1851 01:40:17,117 --> 01:40:19,819 [Yet-to-Come roaring] 1852 01:40:21,221 --> 01:40:22,288 You ruined everything! 1853 01:40:22,355 --> 01:40:23,823 Oh, my God, you did it. 1854 01:40:23,890 --> 01:40:24,824 That's what he sounds like? 1855 01:40:24,891 --> 01:40:26,760 [Yet-to-Come groans] 1856 01:40:26,860 --> 01:40:29,362 -You made my best friend quit! -Yeah! 1857 01:40:29,462 --> 01:40:34,670 No! No! I did not. That was his choice. And frankly, I'm proud of him. 1858 01:40:34,167 --> 01:40:36,503 -That's why I'ma kick your ***. -Ah! [grunts] 1859 01:40:36,569 --> 01:40:39,406 -[Yet-to-Come roaring] -[Clint groaning] 1860 01:40:39,506 --> 01:40:41,508 [Yet-to-Come] You been Christmas Caroled, *****! 1861 01:40:43,843 --> 01:40:47,614 Whoa! I'm back! I'm back. What time is it? 1862 01:40:48,314 --> 01:40:49,315 4:15. 1863 01:40:49,382 --> 01:40:51,840 4:15. Good. Thank God. 1864 01:40:51,184 --> 01:40:53,887 There's still time. I gotta find my phone. Where's my phone? 1865 01:40:53,953 --> 01:40:56,756 Hey, I-- I think I have moderate to severe Crohn's disease. 1866 01:40:57,257 --> 01:40:59,759 [Clint] No, you don't. Stop-- Stop watching that. 1867 01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:01,961 God, you look like hell. 1868 01:41:02,620 --> 01:41:04,197 I know. [stammers] It's just, I-- 1869 01:41:04,264 --> 01:41:06,232 Wait, uh, did you see your future? 1870 01:41:06,332 --> 01:41:07,867 -Did it-- Did it change you? -[Clint] No! 1871 01:41:07,934 --> 01:41:10,937 No. There's just one little… [pants] …one little wrinkle I need to iron out. 1872 01:41:11,370 --> 01:41:13,606 -Where the hell is my phone? -You mean this phone? 1873 01:41:13,707 --> 01:41:16,543 [Clint] No, I don't know her number. Like I know anyone's number. 1874 01:41:16,609 --> 01:41:19,145 -It's 12 blocks. We're gonna walk. -Wait, wait. What's going on? 1875 01:41:19,245 --> 01:41:21,614 -What-- What'd you see? -Nothing. Nothing. It's fine. 1876 01:41:21,715 --> 01:41:23,983 I just think it's better if Wren doesn't post the video, that's all. 1877 01:41:24,840 --> 01:41:25,218 What happens if she posts it? 1878 01:41:25,285 --> 01:41:26,419 -Something bad? -Oh, come on! 1879 01:41:26,519 --> 01:41:28,755 Huh? What-- What'd ya… see? 1880 01:41:28,822 --> 01:41:31,558 Oh, God. That's still kinda thrilling. 1881 01:41:32,459 --> 01:41:33,727 [elevator bell chimes] 1882 01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:37,764 [Present] Clint, Clint, Clint, wait-- wait up. 1883 01:41:37,831 --> 01:41:39,650 [Clint] You don't have to come. 1884 01:41:39,132 --> 01:41:41,267 [pants] You-- You seem very passionate about this. 1885 01:41:41,368 --> 01:41:42,836 Are you sure you haven't changed? 1886 01:41:42,936 --> 01:41:45,772 [Clint] No, I didn't. Will you quit asking me that? 1887 01:41:45,839 --> 01:41:47,273 [Present] Clint, please slow down! 1888 01:41:47,374 --> 01:41:49,142 -[Clint] Whoa! Ah! -[metallic clanking] 1889 01:41:49,242 --> 01:41:52,545 Oh, boy! Did your head make that clang? 1890 01:41:52,612 --> 01:41:55,315 -[Clint groaning, grunts] -[Present] That was so loud. 1891 01:41:55,415 --> 01:41:56,783 [Present] That's gotta be a concussion. 1892 01:41:56,850 --> 01:42:00,200 -[Clint] No, no. -Okay. Here we go. All right, easy. Easy. 1893 01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:02,455 Oh. Are we going back up? Did you forget something? 1894 01:42:02,956 --> 01:42:03,957 No? Oh, okay. 1895 01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:05,392 -I don't know. -All right. 1896 01:42:06,993 --> 01:42:09,562 Uh, sir, could we please speed it up a little? Thank you. 1897 01:42:09,629 --> 01:42:13,330 Hey, uh, what's going on? Did you see something in your future? 1898 01:42:13,133 --> 01:42:15,769 It's no big deal. I-- Um-- Hey, how did it go with Kimberly? 1899 01:42:16,336 --> 01:42:17,837 Oh. Terrible. 1900 01:42:18,505 --> 01:42:22,509 We walked all over Manhattan and talked and connected and… 1901 01:42:23,900 --> 01:42:26,813 [sighs] …we even kissed. On the lips. 1902 01:42:27,881 --> 01:42:30,350 How is this ter-- That sounds amazing. 1903 01:42:30,450 --> 01:42:33,887 It was. She is. She just doesn't know who I am. 1904 01:42:33,987 --> 01:42:37,290 Oh, my God. Will you quit with the unredeemable crap? 1905 01:42:37,357 --> 01:42:39,159 You just haven't dated in a few hundred years. 1906 01:42:39,225 --> 01:42:41,227 Driver! This is a matter of life and death here. 1907 01:42:41,327 --> 01:42:43,663 -Can we kick it in the ***? -You got it. 1908 01:42:43,763 --> 01:42:45,598 -[engine revs] -[tires squealing] 1909 01:42:45,665 --> 01:42:48,340 "Life and death"? I thought you said it was no big deal. 1910 01:42:48,134 --> 01:42:50,236 -[tires squealing] -[honking] 1911 01:42:56,420 --> 01:42:57,677 Hey, good afternoon, gentlemen. 1912 01:42:57,777 --> 01:42:59,646 -[Present] Oh, you wanna go, wise***? Huh? -No, I-- 1913 01:42:59,713 --> 01:43:04,551 Hey! Hey! Hey! It doesn't-- It doesn't mean that anymore! Hey! Hey! 1914 01:43:04,651 --> 01:43:05,852 -Sorry! -[driver] Hey! 1915 01:43:05,919 --> 01:43:07,821 -[Clint] Sorry! -[driver] Jesus! 1916 01:43:07,887 --> 01:43:08,888 [elevator bell chimes] 1917 01:43:09,622 --> 01:43:12,459 You know, when they were doing my future, there was this little sick kid. 1918 01:43:12,926 --> 01:43:14,694 -What did they call him? -It was Tiny Tim. 1919 01:43:14,794 --> 01:43:17,464 -No. No, no, no. Sweet kid. One crutch. -No. 1920 01:43:17,530 --> 01:43:19,566 -Little Larry. -No. Tiny Tim. 1921 01:43:19,666 --> 01:43:22,168 -Pretty sure it was Little Larry. Anyway… -Pretty sure it was Tiny Tim. 1922 01:43:22,235 --> 01:43:25,372 …in my future, Little Larry was dead, and it was my fault. 1923 01:43:25,472 --> 01:43:28,410 Cratchit needed money for an operation, and I was just too stingy. 1924 01:43:28,108 --> 01:43:29,275 It was Tiny Tim! 1925 01:43:29,909 --> 01:43:32,879 You killed Tiny Tim, okay? 1926 01:43:33,413 --> 01:43:35,215 Micro Michael? Super-small Steve. 1927 01:43:35,281 --> 01:43:37,550 Holy sh-- 1928 01:43:37,650 --> 01:43:40,186 -[elevator bell chimes] -I like tiny. Oh! Teensy Tim? 1929 01:43:40,253 --> 01:43:42,355 Wait. Itsy Witsy Isaac. 1930 01:43:50,764 --> 01:43:52,565 -Here you go. Merry Christmas. -[shutter clicks] 1931 01:43:52,665 --> 01:43:53,833 Where is she? Come on. 1932 01:43:54,300 --> 01:43:57,203 Whoa! Sh-- Wrenny? Wrenny? 1933 01:43:57,270 --> 01:43:58,505 Ah. Th-- There. 1934 01:43:59,773 --> 01:44:01,708 -[Wren] Uncle Owen! Are you okay? -[Owen groans] 1935 01:44:02,409 --> 01:44:03,943 How do you never get better at this? 1936 01:44:04,440 --> 01:44:05,311 She posts it right after he fell. 1937 01:44:06,120 --> 01:44:08,281 You should post it. Might be a vote-getter. 1938 01:44:13,860 --> 01:44:14,870 [sighs] 1939 01:44:14,154 --> 01:44:15,321 [cell phone chimes] 1940 01:44:18,558 --> 01:44:20,600 -Clint. -I need to talk to Wren. 1941 01:44:20,126 --> 01:44:22,162 Wait, wait, wait. Before you talk to her, just-- 1942 01:44:22,262 --> 01:44:23,396 -This is important. -[both groan] 1943 01:44:23,463 --> 01:44:24,898 Ooh, right in the concussion. 1944 01:44:24,964 --> 01:44:26,900 -[Clint grunts] -Clint, come on. She's posting. 1945 01:44:28,868 --> 01:44:30,437 -Come on. [grunting] -[grunts] 1946 01:44:31,337 --> 01:44:32,505 No. 1947 01:44:34,507 --> 01:44:36,976 Oh, Kimberly, you have no idea what you've just done. 1948 01:44:37,770 --> 01:44:41,648 I did what I should've done the minute you asked me to dig up dirt on a child. 1949 01:44:42,816 --> 01:44:46,286 I told Wren that her choices make her who she is. 1950 01:44:47,721 --> 01:44:50,757 And you know what? So do mine. 1951 01:44:52,192 --> 01:44:55,962 ♪ 'Cause the decent and honest Young woman ♪ 1952 01:44:56,620 --> 01:45:00,500 ♪ Well, she's still part of me ♪ 1953 01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:03,803 ♪ It's taken me years but I finally quit ♪ 1954 01:45:04,371 --> 01:45:07,640 ♪ There's a line you can't cross And guess what? This is it ♪ 1955 01:45:07,741 --> 01:45:11,211 ♪ No, Clint I haven't lost sight of what's right ♪ 1956 01:45:11,311 --> 01:45:14,547 ♪ 'Cause it's perfectly clear ♪ 1957 01:45:14,647 --> 01:45:16,850 Kimberly! [groans] I'm sorry to interrupt, 1958 01:45:16,950 --> 01:45:18,651 because you are killing it right now. 1959 01:45:18,752 --> 01:45:20,553 But did Wren post the video or not? 1960 01:45:20,653 --> 01:45:23,123 No, I didn't. I'm sorry. Are you mad? 1961 01:45:23,189 --> 01:45:24,958 -I mean, Kimberly-- -[stammers] Hold on, you didn't post it? 1962 01:45:25,250 --> 01:45:27,127 -No. -She did-- She didn't post it! 1963 01:45:27,694 --> 01:45:29,963 Because you're good like your mom. 1964 01:45:30,300 --> 01:45:31,310 You-- [grunts] 1965 01:45:31,131 --> 01:45:33,500 -Yeah. [chuckles] -I-- I don't do hugging very well. 1966 01:45:33,566 --> 01:45:35,702 Oh, screw it. Come here, Kimberly. [groans] 1967 01:45:35,802 --> 01:45:38,204 Thank you. You have no idea the good that you've done. 1968 01:45:38,304 --> 01:45:40,407 -Oh, great, are we doing hugs? Come here. -Owen. Okay, listen-- 1969 01:45:40,507 --> 01:45:42,409 Hold on, just let me-- let me get this out first, okay? 1970 01:45:42,509 --> 01:45:45,945 Look, I know I don't say this enough, and you don't have to say it back… 1971 01:45:46,120 --> 01:45:47,213 I love you, too. 1972 01:45:47,313 --> 01:45:50,350 [sighs] That's it. That's what I was gonna say. [chuckles] 1973 01:45:51,384 --> 01:45:53,530 -Bring it in. Okay. -Yeah. 1974 01:45:54,354 --> 01:45:58,158 Okay. You win the hug. Good stuff. That was fun. 1975 01:45:58,224 --> 01:45:59,859 -Oh, boy, that's a relief. -[Clint chuckles] 1976 01:45:59,959 --> 01:46:01,661 Okay. Get ready. 1977 01:46:01,728 --> 01:46:02,729 -Get ready. -[Owen] Whoo! 1978 01:46:02,829 --> 01:46:04,964 'Cause something very special's about to happen. 1979 01:46:05,310 --> 01:46:07,567 Just-- Just hang on. No. You guys won't be able to see it. 1980 01:46:07,667 --> 01:46:09,169 Only he can see it. I wish you could see it! 1981 01:46:09,235 --> 01:46:11,370 -Only he can see it. Yeah. -That would be amazing. 1982 01:46:11,137 --> 01:46:13,390 You know what, just excuse us for just one second. 1983 01:46:13,139 --> 01:46:16,543 -Love it. Love it, right? -Okay, hey. Hey. What is going on? 1984 01:46:16,609 --> 01:46:19,790 I don't know. I don't-- I don't know why this isn't happen-- 1985 01:46:19,179 --> 01:46:20,280 I mean, you've changed. 1986 01:46:20,380 --> 01:46:22,982 [stammers] There's supposed to be singing. It's the big climax. 1987 01:46:23,490 --> 01:46:25,518 -Marley! -I told you, I didn't change. 1988 01:46:25,585 --> 01:46:26,619 Marley? 1989 01:46:26,720 --> 01:46:29,550 I just took back one **** move. 1990 01:46:29,155 --> 01:46:31,291 No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. 1991 01:46:31,391 --> 01:46:34,600 You were about to prove that unredeemables really can change. 1992 01:46:34,160 --> 01:46:36,563 You rushed down here to help a kid. 1993 01:46:36,629 --> 01:46:38,732 You-- You told your brother that you loved him. 1994 01:46:38,832 --> 01:46:41,234 -I love you so hard, man. -Thank-- 1995 01:46:41,334 --> 01:46:43,203 If you say it too much, it loses its… 1996 01:46:43,703 --> 01:46:46,390 Why isn't this happening? Come on. 1997 01:46:46,106 --> 01:46:48,174 Probably 'cause I'm gonna go back to work next week 1998 01:46:48,241 --> 01:46:49,909 and I'm gonna keep doing what I do. 1999 01:46:54,214 --> 01:46:56,950 I'll feel guilty for a couple of days, but then I'll rationalize it. 2000 01:46:57,550 --> 01:47:00,787 I'm really good at that. [chuckles] I have a talent for it. 2001 01:47:03,590 --> 01:47:06,793 I'm sorry, but it’s not like I wasn't aboveboard about all this. 2002 01:47:15,735 --> 01:47:19,205 -Roberto! -He's having a weird day, all right? 2003 01:47:19,272 --> 01:47:20,273 I'm gonna go get him. 2004 01:47:20,373 --> 01:47:23,430 We'll rent some skates and stuff and we'll-- we'll have a good time. 2005 01:47:23,109 --> 01:47:26,379 -Right back. -You do know I quit, right? 2006 01:47:29,582 --> 01:47:31,918 Hey! Where ya going? 2007 01:47:31,985 --> 01:47:34,220 Uh… [stammers] …I g-- I gotta go back. 2008 01:47:34,688 --> 01:47:36,456 Back? Can you even go back? 2009 01:47:37,157 --> 01:47:39,859 Clint, just-- just let me go. You-- You don't wanna be around for this. 2010 01:47:39,959 --> 01:47:41,995 What do you mean by that? Hey, whoa. Hold on a second. 2011 01:47:42,950 --> 01:47:43,797 What are you gonna do? Are you crazy? 2012 01:47:43,863 --> 01:47:46,990 It's still Christmas. There-- There's still time. 2013 01:47:46,866 --> 01:47:49,335 [stammers] I-I'll go back and-- and w-w-we'll figure something out, 2014 01:47:49,436 --> 01:47:51,404 and-- and-- and you'll change. 2015 01:47:52,500 --> 01:47:54,107 People-- People don't change. 2016 01:47:54,174 --> 01:47:55,342 This isn't about me anymore. 2017 01:47:55,442 --> 01:47:58,178 This is about you running away from your life again. 2018 01:47:58,278 --> 01:47:59,979 All right. L-Look, you're here, you're human. 2019 01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:03,550 Hey. Besides, I thought that-- I thought that we were really becoming… 2020 01:48:04,150 --> 01:48:06,686 -Becoming what? -I thought we were becoming… 2021 01:48:06,786 --> 01:48:08,880 [sighs] …you know. 2022 01:48:08,955 --> 01:48:11,991 -Bros? -[hesitates] Yeah. 2023 01:48:12,920 --> 01:48:14,427 I was gonna say friends, but bros. 2024 01:48:14,494 --> 01:48:17,630 Yeah. I just, uh-- Look, if you're not feeling that, and th-- 2025 01:48:17,697 --> 01:48:19,899 No. No, no. I a-- I am. I-- I-- 2026 01:48:19,999 --> 01:48:23,503 I mean… [chuckles] …I didn't wanna assume or make it weird. 2027 01:48:23,570 --> 01:48:24,838 It's not weird. 2028 01:48:25,472 --> 01:48:28,800 Yeah, I-- I feel it. A lot. [chuckles] 2029 01:48:30,310 --> 01:48:31,711 I've never had a bro. 2030 01:48:32,345 --> 01:48:33,513 Well, you got one now. 2031 01:48:36,649 --> 01:48:38,385 And your bro is telling you to calm down 2032 01:48:39,386 --> 01:48:41,855 and come go ice-skating with your new girlfriend. 2033 01:48:44,591 --> 01:48:45,725 She thinks I'm good. 2034 01:48:45,825 --> 01:48:47,127 Maybe you are. 2035 01:48:47,994 --> 01:48:50,830 -Oh, so now people do change? -No, I-- I-- I don't know. 2036 01:48:51,698 --> 01:48:54,167 I don't know. M-Maybe there's no magical quick fix. 2037 01:48:55,201 --> 01:48:57,737 Maybe you gotta put in the work, you ever think about that? 2038 01:48:57,837 --> 01:49:00,907 You gotta wake up each day, get out of bed and decide, 2039 01:49:01,700 --> 01:49:04,744 "How 'bout today I don't wish anyone a good afternoon?" 2040 01:49:13,887 --> 01:49:14,921 Come on. 2041 01:49:20,560 --> 01:49:22,896 -[car horn honking] -[brakes screeching] 2042 01:49:24,698 --> 01:49:26,700 Hey! No! 2043 01:49:31,104 --> 01:49:32,439 [bus horn honking] 2044 01:49:34,407 --> 01:49:36,710 [Present grunts, breathes heavily] 2045 01:49:37,444 --> 01:49:39,446 [Clint breathing heavily] 2046 01:49:54,761 --> 01:49:55,962 What did you do? 2047 01:49:57,970 --> 01:49:58,131 I don't know. 2048 01:50:07,730 --> 01:50:11,770 Yes! See? This is what I was talking about. Whoo! 2049 01:50:11,144 --> 01:50:12,912 [Clint] No. N-No, no. Wait. Whoa, no. Wait, no. 2050 01:50:12,979 --> 01:50:15,715 Really, you got it all wrong. I was-- I was just-- 2051 01:50:15,782 --> 01:50:18,251 No. No, no, no. No. No. 2052 01:50:18,318 --> 01:50:23,156 You just jumped in front of a bus to save someone you care about. 2053 01:50:24,391 --> 01:50:26,126 [both chuckling] 2054 01:50:27,394 --> 01:50:28,395 My bro. 2055 01:50:28,461 --> 01:50:29,629 Your bro. 2056 01:50:29,729 --> 01:50:32,665 It was just a reflex. I did-- Wait. Did I? 2057 01:50:33,833 --> 01:50:34,934 Are you sure? 2058 01:50:35,435 --> 01:50:38,104 We've been doing this a long time, Mr. Briggs. 2059 01:50:40,600 --> 01:50:41,341 We're quite sure. 2060 01:50:42,509 --> 01:50:45,111 Okay, then. Let's get some chili! 2061 01:50:45,178 --> 01:50:47,470 -[ghosts cheering] -[Yet-to-Come] Yes! 2062 01:50:48,140 --> 01:50:51,685 [groans] We're doing another one? Is that entirely nec-- 2063 01:50:51,785 --> 01:50:55,188 [stammers] No, it's fine. Go ahead. Okay, go ahead. 2064 01:50:55,955 --> 01:51:00,293 ♪ I used to think that I was sure Of what made people tick ♪ 2065 01:51:01,127 --> 01:51:05,465 ♪ You strip 'em down right to their core And find a self-centered prick ♪ 2066 01:51:05,965 --> 01:51:08,668 ♪ I thought when the push Came to the shove ♪ 2067 01:51:08,768 --> 01:51:10,904 ♪ I knew just what I'd do ♪ 2068 01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:13,600 ♪ I'd put me before you ♪ 2069 01:51:13,606 --> 01:51:16,343 -But you didn't. -Guess I didn't. 2070 01:51:16,443 --> 01:51:21,448 ♪ You can be a cynic and a sinner Who can only see the flaws ♪ 2071 01:51:21,514 --> 01:51:26,520 ♪ But even if you lost your way You don't have to stay a lost cause ♪ 2072 01:51:27,554 --> 01:51:29,456 ♪ So can we do a little good? ♪ 2073 01:51:30,457 --> 01:51:31,991 ♪ Maybe give a little more? ♪ 2074 01:51:33,360 --> 01:51:37,197 ♪ Work a little harder than we did The day before ♪ 2075 01:51:37,931 --> 01:51:39,566 ♪ It only takes a little good ♪ 2076 01:51:40,667 --> 01:51:42,669 ♪ And some doing what you can ♪ 2077 01:51:43,737 --> 01:51:48,742 ♪ Taking every chance to make the choice To be a better man ♪ 2078 01:51:48,842 --> 01:51:49,909 ♪ So do a little good ♪ 2079 01:51:54,414 --> 01:51:58,685 ♪ Well, I have spent each Christmas Day Obsessed with wrong and right ♪ 2080 01:51:59,185 --> 01:52:01,855 ♪ You thought change Could only work one way ♪ 2081 01:52:01,921 --> 01:52:03,890 ♪ It had to happen in one night ♪ 2082 01:52:04,491 --> 01:52:06,960 ♪ But now you know, oh, now you know ♪ 2083 01:52:07,600 --> 01:52:10,830 ♪ The line of good and bad Is not so clean ♪ 2084 01:52:10,897 --> 01:52:14,701 ♪ And what we are Is something in between ♪ 2085 01:52:14,768 --> 01:52:16,736 ♪ It's an everyday decision ♪ 2086 01:52:16,836 --> 01:52:19,606 -♪ Two steps forward ♪ -♪ One step back ♪ 2087 01:52:19,706 --> 01:52:25,245 ♪ But if you try to do what's right You're on the right track ♪ 2088 01:52:25,311 --> 01:52:29,783 [all] ♪ So try to do a little good Maybe give a little more ♪ 2089 01:52:30,784 --> 01:52:34,421 ♪ Work a little harder than you did The day before ♪ 2090 01:52:34,487 --> 01:52:35,555 ♪ Work a little harder ♪ 2091 01:52:35,622 --> 01:52:40,560 ♪ It only takes a little good And some doing what you can ♪ 2092 01:52:40,627 --> 01:52:45,465 ♪ Taking every chance to make the choice To help your fellow man ♪ 2093 01:52:45,565 --> 01:52:47,734 -♪ So do a little good ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ 2094 01:52:47,801 --> 01:52:51,471 ♪ Just a little, just a little Just a little ♪ 2095 01:52:51,571 --> 01:52:54,240 ♪ Maybe there's no magic wand ♪ 2096 01:52:56,509 --> 01:52:58,478 ♪ Maybe there's no switch to flip ♪ 2097 01:53:00,980 --> 01:53:04,150 -[vocalizing] -♪ Some days you may soar beyond ♪ 2098 01:53:06,419 --> 01:53:10,423 ♪ Some days you may soar beyond And some days you start to slip ♪ 2099 01:53:10,490 --> 01:53:11,491 [vocalizing] 2100 01:53:11,591 --> 01:53:15,729 ♪ You can give the world some good In the daily give-and-take ♪ 2101 01:53:15,795 --> 01:53:20,934 ♪ With every ripple, ripple, ripple That you make ♪ 2102 01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:22,936 -♪ Do a little good ♪ -♪ Do a little good ♪ 2103 01:53:23,200 --> 01:53:26,720 -♪ Maybe give a little more ♪ -♪ Give a little more ♪ 2104 01:53:26,139 --> 01:53:28,508 ♪ Work a little harder than you did The day before ♪ 2105 01:53:28,608 --> 01:53:30,677 ♪ Doing the world a little good ♪ 2106 01:53:30,777 --> 01:53:33,113 -♪ It only takes a little good ♪ -♪ Just a little good ♪ 2107 01:53:33,179 --> 01:53:35,749 -♪ And some doing what you can ♪ -♪ Do what you can ♪ 2108 01:53:35,815 --> 01:53:40,954 ♪ Taking every chance to make the choice To help your fellow man ♪ 2109 01:53:41,210 --> 01:53:42,155 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2110 01:53:42,222 --> 01:53:44,624 -♪ And whether it's Christmas Day ♪ -♪ Christmas Day ♪ 2111 01:53:44,691 --> 01:53:46,993 -♪ Or a random day in May ♪ -♪ Or a day in May ♪ 2112 01:53:47,930 --> 01:53:50,930 ♪ You're gonna wanna say ♪ 2113 01:53:50,997 --> 01:53:53,700 ♪ That you tried the best you could ♪ 2114 01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:56,569 ♪ And a little is enough ♪ 2115 01:53:56,669 --> 01:54:00,774 -♪ A little is enough ♪ -♪ A little is enough ♪ 2116 01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:03,430 ♪ To do a little good, hey! ♪ 2117 01:54:03,543 --> 01:54:04,678 ♪ Do a little good ♪ 2118 01:54:04,778 --> 01:54:06,120 ♪ Do a little good ♪ 2119 01:54:06,112 --> 01:54:07,113 ♪ Do a little good ♪ 2120 01:54:07,180 --> 01:54:11,418 ♪ Do a little good, give a little more ♪ 2121 01:54:11,518 --> 01:54:14,387 ♪ Some days you may soar beyond ♪ 2122 01:54:14,487 --> 01:54:15,955 -♪ Hey ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ 2123 01:54:16,220 --> 01:54:22,896 ♪ Do a little good ♪ 2124 01:54:25,131 --> 01:54:27,200 -Tiny Tim. -Thank y-- 2125 01:54:27,267 --> 01:54:29,335 -[bus horn honks] -[brakes screech] 2126 01:54:31,905 --> 01:54:34,700 [gasps] Clint. [breathes heavily] 2127 01:54:35,608 --> 01:54:36,609 Clint! 2128 01:54:39,379 --> 01:54:41,448 [pedestrians chattering, clamoring] 2129 01:54:46,520 --> 01:54:47,253 Damn it, that hurt. 2130 01:54:47,921 --> 01:54:49,220 What the hell? 2131 01:54:49,889 --> 01:54:50,924 Is it over? 2132 01:54:52,625 --> 01:54:54,694 Sure felt like a finale to me. [chuckles] 2133 01:54:56,629 --> 01:54:58,980 No, no, no, no, no. Whoa. Whoa. 2134 01:55:03,370 --> 01:55:04,371 Hey. 2135 01:55:05,171 --> 01:55:06,339 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 2136 01:55:07,173 --> 01:55:08,775 Why is everyone standing around? 2137 01:55:08,875 --> 01:55:11,578 Wanna do some CPR or something? Why are they just standing there? 2138 01:55:12,245 --> 01:55:14,414 It's a little beyond CPR, I think. [chuckles] 2139 01:55:14,481 --> 01:55:17,250 I mean, I'm not even sure what's left to blow into. 2140 01:55:17,917 --> 01:55:19,619 But we were just-- We were singing and dancing. 2141 01:55:19,719 --> 01:55:20,720 [ambulance siren wailing] 2142 01:55:20,787 --> 01:55:22,489 We just became bros. 2143 01:55:23,590 --> 01:55:25,191 No, I understand, I do. 2144 01:55:26,126 --> 01:55:31,631 But your sacrifice would have no meaning if it had no consequence. 2145 01:55:31,731 --> 01:55:37,404 Okay. Okay, I get that. But this ending sucks. 2146 01:55:38,638 --> 01:55:40,106 [Carrie] It's not the end, Clint. 2147 01:55:58,758 --> 01:56:01,127 I'm so proud of you. [cries] 2148 01:56:04,497 --> 01:56:06,499 [Carrie crying] 2149 01:56:12,605 --> 01:56:15,141 It's okay. Don't be scared. 2150 01:56:23,550 --> 01:56:25,952 Wait. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 2151 01:56:26,190 --> 01:56:27,821 -Hold on, hold on. -No, no. Go to the light. 2152 01:56:27,887 --> 01:56:30,230 -No, no. Just one second. -Go to the light. Be with sis. 2153 01:56:30,123 --> 01:56:31,858 -Here's the thing. Little idea. -Wrap it up. 2154 01:56:31,958 --> 01:56:34,127 It's a little out of left field. Hear me out. 2155 01:56:36,830 --> 01:56:38,631 Thank you. Mmm. 2156 01:56:39,566 --> 01:56:41,568 Have Margie in Research set a meeting with Morality 2157 01:56:41,668 --> 01:56:43,436 to go over this business with the prime minister. 2158 01:56:43,503 --> 01:56:45,472 And I want all new Heartstrings by end of day. 2159 01:56:45,538 --> 01:56:47,140 -You got it, Captain. -Let's get after it. 2160 01:56:48,441 --> 01:56:49,275 Hey, yo, Chief, 2161 01:56:49,342 --> 01:56:51,177 I'm gonna hit the food truck. You want a street taco? 2162 01:56:51,277 --> 01:56:53,480 -Yes, please and thank you, buddy. -No doubt. 2163 01:56:53,546 --> 01:56:54,914 Excuse me, Clint. What is all this? 2164 01:56:55,150 --> 01:56:57,450 -Which one is this year's perp? -[Clint] Well, they all are. 2165 01:56:57,517 --> 01:57:00,587 You're not reading my memos, are ya? We're expanding, Jake. 2166 01:57:00,687 --> 01:57:03,123 Ghost of Ramadan Past, Ghost of Hanukkah Yet-to-Come. 2167 01:57:03,189 --> 01:57:06,359 -It's a whole thing. You're gonna love it. -We don't have the personnel for all this. 2168 01:57:06,459 --> 01:57:09,396 Oh! Uh, we're meeting later about the ongoing self-care program. 2169 01:57:09,496 --> 01:57:11,131 I'd… [stammers] …love you to stop by. 2170 01:57:11,698 --> 01:57:13,466 -Uh, yes. Okay. All right. [chuckles] -Good. 2171 01:57:13,533 --> 01:57:15,502 -I'll-- I'll stop in. -Okay, I look forward to it. 2172 01:57:15,568 --> 01:57:19,305 -Nice to see you, big sister. -Oh, hey, Clint. [chuckles] And then-- 2173 01:57:19,372 --> 01:57:20,507 Boo. 2174 01:57:20,573 --> 01:57:21,875 -Oh. [sighs] -What you working on? 2175 01:57:21,941 --> 01:57:23,943 This perp file is driving me nuts. 2176 01:57:24,440 --> 01:57:25,912 I just can't find a Heartstring we can grab onto. 2177 01:57:26,120 --> 01:57:27,147 Mind if I take a peek? 2178 01:57:27,213 --> 01:57:29,820 -Please. -Great. 2179 01:57:29,182 --> 01:57:31,918 Just don't use it as an excuse to come home late tonight. 2180 01:57:32,180 --> 01:57:33,586 Well, that hurts. 2181 01:57:33,687 --> 01:57:34,721 I will be early. 2182 01:57:36,923 --> 01:57:39,159 No, no, no, no, no. You're a ghost. Let's get going. 2183 01:57:39,225 --> 01:57:41,695 [continues indistinctly] 2184 01:57:44,898 --> 01:57:47,400 [doorbell rings] 2185 01:57:54,574 --> 01:57:57,143 [Clint] Kim, this place looks amazing. 2186 01:57:57,243 --> 01:57:59,379 Clint, you know I can't see you. Can you… 2187 01:57:59,446 --> 01:58:01,881 [Clint] Oh, I always forget. Sorry. 2188 01:58:02,882 --> 01:58:05,118 -[chuckles] -[Clint] Hi. [chuckles] 2189 01:58:05,618 --> 01:58:08,521 -Nice to see ya. [groans] -Nice to see you. Oh. 2190 01:58:09,122 --> 01:58:11,157 Well, come on in. He's out back with the kids. 2191 01:58:11,257 --> 01:58:14,361 -[child] Is it ready yet? Is it ready yet? -[Present] Yeah, it's not ready yet. 2192 01:58:14,427 --> 01:58:16,262 -Is it done? Is it done? -But I can't build it, 2193 01:58:16,363 --> 01:58:19,466 if I keep dropping the damn screws in the grass! 2194 01:58:19,566 --> 01:58:26,139 Hey, Ronny. Ronny, put that down. Ronny! Ronald J. Fishman Pratt, put it down! 2195 01:58:26,740 --> 01:58:28,108 -Okay. -[Ronny] That was bad. 2196 01:58:28,174 --> 01:58:30,276 Sorry, kids. I didn't mean to shout. All right? 2197 01:58:30,377 --> 01:58:32,812 -Come on, bring it in. Come on. -Uncle Clint! 2198 01:58:32,912 --> 01:58:34,414 Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in. 2199 01:58:34,481 --> 01:58:36,160 -That never gets old. Okay. Hey. -[Ronny] Whoa! 2200 01:58:36,116 --> 01:58:37,584 He still comes out from time to time. 2201 01:58:37,650 --> 01:58:39,285 [Clint] That's okay. Hey, I'm sorry to barge in. 2202 01:58:39,386 --> 01:58:41,588 I'm having a little trouble with this file. 2203 01:58:41,654 --> 01:58:44,900 -You mind putting your eyes on it? -No, not at all. 2204 01:58:44,157 --> 01:58:45,258 -Okay. Yeah? -Yeah. 2205 01:58:45,325 --> 01:58:46,793 -Great. Thanks. -Yeah. Yeah, sure. 2206 01:58:47,293 --> 01:58:49,662 Ronny! There's a bathroom inside. 2207 01:58:52,332 --> 01:58:54,934 You see that Wrenny got into the master's program at Stanford? 2208 01:58:55,100 --> 01:58:56,200 [Present] Oh, yeah. 2209 01:58:56,102 --> 01:58:58,872 Owen texted me as soon as she got in. I'm sure proud of that kid. 2210 01:58:58,972 --> 01:58:59,973 [chuckles] 2211 01:59:01,107 --> 01:59:04,177 Told ya. This perp is a tough nut to crack, isn't she? 2212 01:59:04,277 --> 01:59:06,212 Yeah. But wait, look. Look right there. 2213 01:59:06,312 --> 01:59:09,449 See that, uh, that tiny flutter in her exposure? 2214 01:59:09,516 --> 01:59:11,985 -Butterflies. -Butterflies. She was in love. 2215 01:59:12,585 --> 01:59:15,321 -No! C-- Come on. [chuckles] -[chuckles] Yeah. 2216 01:59:15,422 --> 01:59:18,425 -We've looked everywhere. When? With who? -Well, you didn't look there. 2217 01:59:18,491 --> 01:59:21,194 In her early 20s. I don't know. We have to find out with who. 2218 01:59:21,861 --> 01:59:23,290 With who. With "whom"? 2219 01:59:23,530 --> 01:59:25,632 Ah, right. "With whom." 2220 01:59:25,699 --> 01:59:28,802 -Yeah, I think that sounds educated. -With whom. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 2221 01:59:28,868 --> 01:59:29,769 Yeah, sure. 2222 01:59:31,370 --> 01:59:33,390 -I hear that. -I do too. 2223 01:59:33,139 --> 01:59:36,343 -Oh, it's a-- It's a, uh, reprise? -That-- It's-- Yeah, the, uh, a r-reprise. 2224 01:59:36,443 --> 01:59:37,811 -Is it reprise? -Uh, it's reprise. 2225 01:59:37,877 --> 01:59:39,446 -Or-- It's reprise. -Yes. 2226 01:59:40,130 --> 01:59:42,782 ♪ You wait for the day You prep for a year ♪ 2227 01:59:42,849 --> 01:59:45,452 ♪ And when the big day is finally here ♪ 2228 01:59:45,518 --> 01:59:49,456 ♪ You take a jerk and work To turn 'em around ♪ 2229 01:59:51,791 --> 01:59:54,627 ♪ You show 'em their life And you hope for the switch ♪ 2230 01:59:54,694 --> 01:59:57,330 ♪ And when it goes off without a hitch ♪ 2231 01:59:57,397 --> 02:00:01,201 ♪ This Christmas train is party-bound ♪ 2232 02:00:01,267 --> 02:00:02,335 A puppy! 2233 02:00:02,836 --> 02:00:05,505 ♪ We're giddy with a holiday Goodwill gleam ♪ 2234 02:00:05,572 --> 02:00:08,174 ♪ 'Cause helping out is sweeter Than eggnog cream ♪ 2235 02:00:08,742 --> 02:00:13,646 ♪ We might be dead But we're living that Yuletide dream ♪ 2236 02:00:13,713 --> 02:00:16,716 ♪ We're full of that Christmas morning feeling ♪ 2237 02:00:16,816 --> 02:00:19,519 ♪ Is there a morning more appealing? ♪ 2238 02:00:19,586 --> 02:00:22,922 -♪ The magical mood when being merry ♪ -♪ Is very necessary ♪ 2239 02:00:23,230 --> 02:00:25,191 ♪ We're changing all mankind ♪ 2240 02:00:25,258 --> 02:00:28,395 ♪ We planted the seeds And joy is blooming ♪ 2241 02:00:28,495 --> 02:00:31,398 ♪ Now we got one less hateful human ♪ 2242 02:00:31,498 --> 02:00:34,267 ♪ We're doing the world a world of good ♪ 2243 02:00:34,367 --> 02:00:36,870 ♪ Putting some nice Into the neighborhood ♪ 2244 02:00:36,936 --> 02:00:42,709 ♪ Playing our parts Changing hearts, one by one ♪ 2245 02:00:42,776 --> 02:00:47,800 ♪ We got that Christmas morning feeling And damn, is it fun ♪ 2246 02:00:47,147 --> 02:00:50,500 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪ 2247 02:00:50,116 --> 02:00:53,530 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 2248 02:00:53,119 --> 02:00:57,290 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 2249 02:00:57,390 --> 02:00:58,925 [cheering] 2250 02:01:00,627 --> 02:01:03,630 ♪ We're full of that Christmas morning feeling ♪ 2251 02:01:03,730 --> 02:01:06,299 ♪ Feels like my soul went snowmobiling ♪ 2252 02:01:06,399 --> 02:01:09,903 -♪ Saving a perp from certain peril ♪ -♪ We're like A Christmas Carol ♪ 2253 02:01:09,969 --> 02:01:12,439 ♪ In perfect harmony ♪ 2254 02:01:12,505 --> 02:01:15,308 ♪ If we're jacked up on joy And cheer, it's ♪ 2255 02:01:15,408 --> 02:01:18,311 ♪ 'Cause we're insanely awesome spirits ♪ 2256 02:01:18,411 --> 02:01:21,181 ♪ Doing the world a world of good ♪ 2257 02:01:21,281 --> 02:01:24,718 ♪ Cause that's our after-livelihood Bringing… ♪ 2258 02:01:24,784 --> 02:01:27,787 Couple of 'em ghosts was twerking over there, if you look closely. 2259 02:01:27,887 --> 02:01:29,489 -I-- I saw. Yeah. I noticed. -You did? 2260 02:01:29,589 --> 02:01:31,458 That's why you wanna clear your browser history. 2261 02:01:31,524 --> 02:01:36,896 ♪ And that Christmas morning feeling Has only just begun ♪ 2262 02:01:36,963 --> 02:01:39,650 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la ♪ 2263 02:01:39,132 --> 02:01:42,936 -♪ Begun ♪ -♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la… ♪ 2264 02:01:51,678 --> 02:01:54,481 [all] Good afternoon! [cheering] 2265 02:02:03,623 --> 02:02:05,625 [Present] Guys, do you wanna hear the rest of my song? 2266 02:02:06,192 --> 02:02:09,229 ♪ Every day I wake up With a single dream ♪ 2267 02:02:09,329 --> 02:02:11,164 ♪ Running through my head ♪ 2268 02:02:11,231 --> 02:02:13,800 Look, I have another meeting I'm actually late for. 2269 02:02:13,867 --> 02:02:17,303 ♪ To throw a tiny stone Into a mighty stream ♪ 2270 02:02:17,370 --> 02:02:20,173 ♪ And watch the ripples as they spread ♪ 2271 02:02:21,641 --> 02:02:25,412 ♪ Well, we fall in line Follow every rule ♪ 2272 02:02:26,112 --> 02:02:29,883 ♪ But is that something We should really take pride in? ♪ 2273 02:02:29,983 --> 02:02:33,530 ♪ 'Cause we're treading water In the kiddie pool ♪ 2274 02:02:34,540 --> 02:02:39,592 ♪ When there are oceans We could turn the tide in ♪ 2275 02:02:40,160 --> 02:02:43,797 ♪ If you wanna make a ripple ♪ 2276 02:02:43,863 --> 02:02:47,867 ♪ If you wanna make a wave ♪ 2277 02:02:47,967 --> 02:02:51,371 ♪ Playing safe and thinking small Doesn't move the ball at all ♪ 2278 02:02:51,438 --> 02:02:55,342 ♪ There's humanity to save ♪ 2279 02:02:55,909 --> 02:02:59,846 ♪ Can we really make a ripple ♪ 2280 02:02:59,913 --> 02:03:03,750 ♪ With our feet up while we float Too afraid to rock the boat ♪ 2281 02:03:03,850 --> 02:03:07,587 ♪ If we never test the waters We'll never know ♪ 2282 02:03:07,687 --> 02:03:09,689 ♪ Just how far the ripples go ♪ 2283 02:03:10,457 --> 02:03:13,260 ♪ Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? ♪ 2284 02:03:14,270 --> 02:03:16,296 ♪ I think you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple ♪ 2285 02:03:16,396 --> 02:03:18,732 Consider the consequences. 2286 02:03:18,832 --> 02:03:20,600 Consider the possibilities. 2287 02:03:22,702 --> 02:03:26,500 ♪ Now, if we choose this dude One goes to two then four ♪ 2288 02:03:26,720 --> 02:03:28,375 ♪ And then it jumps from four to eight ♪ 2289 02:03:28,441 --> 02:03:30,760 [ghosts] ♪ Ripple, ripple, ripple ♪ 2290 02:03:30,176 --> 02:03:31,110 Yes! 2291 02:03:31,770 --> 02:03:34,247 ♪ Soon, you guys It multiplies to thousands more ♪ 2292 02:03:34,347 --> 02:03:37,117 ♪ Can you hear it reverberate? ♪ 2293 02:03:37,217 --> 02:03:38,618 [ghosts] ♪ Ripple, ripple, ripple ♪ 2294 02:03:38,718 --> 02:03:41,888 ♪ Then to millions and to billions And it never ends ♪ 2295 02:03:42,622 --> 02:03:46,593 ♪ And all across the world The change is gaining some traction ♪ 2296 02:03:46,659 --> 02:03:47,961 ♪ Reaching other planets ♪ 2297 02:03:48,610 --> 02:03:49,596 ♪ Maybe aliens ♪ 2298 02:03:49,662 --> 02:03:54,968 ♪ From one man we began a chain reaction ♪ 2299 02:03:55,680 --> 02:03:57,270 ♪ Ripple, do you wanna make a ripple? ♪ 2300 02:03:57,771 --> 02:04:00,607 ♪ Do you wanna make a ripple? Ripple, ripple, ripple, ripple ♪ 2301 02:04:00,673 --> 02:04:03,910 ♪ If we wanna make a ripple ♪ 2302 02:04:04,778 --> 02:04:08,114 ♪ That could turn into a wave ♪ 2303 02:04:08,682 --> 02:04:12,285 ♪ Time to be what we're about Gotta turn this mother out ♪ 2304 02:04:12,385 --> 02:04:16,589 -♪ Friends, it's just called being brave ♪ -♪ It's just called being brave ♪ 2305 02:04:16,656 --> 02:04:19,526 ♪ We need more than just a ripple ♪ 2306 02:04:20,460 --> 02:04:24,431 ♪ Make the choice to take a chance Let's put on our big boy pants ♪ 2307 02:04:24,497 --> 02:04:28,680 ♪ If we only skim the surface We'll never know ♪ 2308 02:04:28,134 --> 02:04:30,537 ♪ Just how far the ripples go ♪ 2309 02:04:31,171 --> 02:04:33,106 ♪ Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? ♪ 2310 02:04:33,173 --> 02:04:35,342 ♪ Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? ♪ 2311 02:04:35,442 --> 02:04:37,344 ♪ Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? ♪ 2312 02:04:37,444 --> 02:04:39,813 ♪ Do you wanna make A ripple, ripple, ripple? ♪ 2313 02:04:39,879 --> 02:04:43,516 -♪ Can we redeem the unredeemable? ♪ -♪ Is he redeemable? ♪ 2314 02:04:43,616 --> 02:04:47,420 ♪ Can we just risk it all And find a way? ♪ 2315 02:04:47,487 --> 02:04:51,458 -♪ Can we accomplish the impossible? ♪ -♪ Is it impossible? ♪ 2316 02:04:51,524 --> 02:04:54,894 ♪ Well, it's impossible to say ♪ 2317 02:04:54,994 --> 02:04:58,565 ♪ But I have to believe Inside the worst of us ♪ 2318 02:04:58,665 --> 02:05:01,167 ♪ There is some decency there ♪ 2319 02:05:01,267 --> 02:05:02,702 ♪ Decency-cy-cy-cy-cy ♪ 2320 02:05:02,802 --> 02:05:06,506 ♪ I know that we can achieve Something miraculous ♪ 2321 02:05:06,573 --> 02:05:10,710 -♪ If we only dare ♪ -♪ Do we dare, do we dare? ♪ 2322 02:05:10,810 --> 02:05:13,480 -♪ Damn right, I dare ♪ -♪ Yes, we dare ♪ 2323 02:05:13,546 --> 02:05:17,117 ♪ If we wanna make a ripple ♪ 2324 02:05:17,650 --> 02:05:21,287 ♪ Ripple out to make a wave ♪ 2325 02:05:21,354 --> 02:05:25,392 ♪ Then let's fry some bigger fish Ask forgiveness, not "permish" ♪ 2326 02:05:25,892 --> 02:05:28,728 ♪ There's humanity to save ♪ 2327 02:05:29,329 --> 02:05:33,366 ♪ Can't resign yourself to ripples ♪ 2328 02:05:33,466 --> 02:05:37,170 ♪ 'Cause you'll barely make a dent Giving 99 percent ♪ 2329 02:05:37,237 --> 02:05:42,575 ♪ Go for broke Because it's time that we finally know ♪ 2330 02:05:43,209 --> 02:05:46,790 ♪ Just how far the ripples go ♪ 2331 02:06:13,406 --> 02:06:14,908 Okay, Mr. Ray Maddison, 2332 02:06:14,974 --> 02:06:18,111 elevators are right down the hall, and here's the key card to your suite. 2333 02:06:18,211 --> 02:06:20,246 Hang on, don't look left, eyes on me. 2334 02:06:20,347 --> 02:06:21,981 There's a problem and I will address it immediately. 2335 02:06:22,820 --> 02:06:23,450 Do not look left. 2336 02:06:23,550 --> 02:06:26,520 Oh, I'm gonna murder a man in the grand lobby. 2337 02:06:26,119 --> 02:06:27,387 -[bell ringing] -Huh? 2338 02:06:28,722 --> 02:06:30,557 [multiple bells ringing] 2339 02:06:33,930 --> 02:06:34,427 Oh, no, no.