1 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,327 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:47,213 [♪♪♪] 3 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,443 [♪♪♪] 4 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,583 [SCRAPING] 5 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,758 OLLIE: So, you'll never guess who turned up yesterday. 6 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,193 STAN: Go on. 7 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,695 - Madelyn. - Madelyn showed up? 8 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:39,165 Completely out of the blue. I haven't seen her in 15 years. 9 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:42,200 And there she was, standing on the doorstep, 10 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,803 - all gussied up. - Ha-ha-ha. 11 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,373 And that's a sight I thought I'd never see again. 12 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:48,375 What did she want? 13 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,510 20,000 bucks. 14 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,612 Ha-ha-ha! 20,000 bucks? 15 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,949 15 years of back alimony. I said, "What alimony? 16 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,551 "When we split up, I gave you whatever money we had, 17 00:01:58,718 --> 00:01:59,986 "and you took the car. 18 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,421 We agreed, that was that." 19 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:03,189 Geez, not even Mae asked for that, 20 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,191 and she wanted me to pay for a chauffeur. 21 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:07,627 It's because our pictures are plastered all over town. 22 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,829 Probably some lawyer's bright idea. 23 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,998 Well, in any case, I haven't got it. 24 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,734 Myrtle cleaned me out when we split. 25 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,700 You been down to Tijuana? 26 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,472 - Why you ask? - We had a few days off. 27 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,174 Well, as a matter of fact, 28 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,760 I did take a little trip down there 29 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,446 with Mysterious Montague, trying to win some back. 30 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,315 Not entirely successfully, unfortunately. 31 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,351 Hey, when is your contract up? 32 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,153 We should ask for a little more money. 33 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,554 A little more? Are you kidding? 34 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:35,822 Charlie, Buster, Harold, 35 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,857 they get ten times what Hal pays us. 36 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,659 Well, they own their own pictures. 37 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,661 Exactly. That's what we're gonna do. 38 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,960 Hey, boys. How's it going? 39 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:44,864 Georgie. We're going shark fishing. 40 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:47,133 Mr. Laurel doesn't know it yet, but he's the bait. 41 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,535 [LAUGHS] 42 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,937 Now, how are we gonna do that? We're under contract. 43 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,739 We can't just change the terms. 44 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:56,276 Well, we stick together, we renegotiate with Hal, 45 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,144 get a bigger slice of the pie. 46 00:02:58,311 --> 00:03:00,814 If that doesn't work, then we walk and set up on our own. 47 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,717 Oh, I don't know. I mean, I'd love to own our pictures, 48 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,985 but it just doesn't seem like the right time. 49 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,487 I've got a lot going on. 50 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:08,888 This overhead is killing me. 51 00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:10,857 WOMAN: Hi, Babe. Ha, ha. - Hello, girls. 52 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,759 Hey, guys, you're wanted on set. 53 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,561 Ah, Burgess, just the man. 54 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,262 Listen, take this to our friend. 55 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:17,997 Tell him I want it on Bold Venture, 56 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:19,899 the fourth race at Santa Anita, on the nose. 57 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:21,334 There's something in there for you. 58 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:22,902 Would you do it right away, please? 59 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:25,138 - It's about to start. - Okay. Thank you, Mr. Hardy. 60 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,840 You'll be fine, Babe. 61 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:30,744 Just lay off the horses and don't get married again. 62 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:32,946 Oh, I didn't tell you. 63 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:36,149 - I proposed to Lucille. - Scripty Lucille? 64 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:38,318 - Yes. - Damn. 65 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,120 And she said yes. 66 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:42,455 Ah. That's great news, Babe. 67 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,391 She needs a head examining, but... 68 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,270 - Ha-ha-ha. - ...great for you. 69 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,229 Here. 70 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,830 I'm never getting married again. 71 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,732 I'm just gonna find a woman I don't like 72 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,670 and buy her a house. 73 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,835 Ha! That's a good one. 74 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,205 Listen, I can't afford to fool around with my income, 75 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,575 so don't antagonize Hal, will you, please? 76 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,744 I don't like to talk about business. 77 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,246 Not when we're working. 78 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,415 I promise I'll be as nice as pie, 79 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,417 - so long as he doesn't show up. - Heh. 80 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,252 WOMAN: They're ready for us, girls. 81 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,788 What's this? Our rodeos are getting a lot more interesting. 82 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:18,425 You know, I don't miss England one little bit. 83 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,293 - Hello, girls. - Hi. 84 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,295 - Hello. WOMEN: Heh, heh. 85 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:25,198 Oh, by the way, I've chartered a sailboat 86 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:26,700 to Catalina this Saturday. 87 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,501 - You want to come? - Ah... 88 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:31,671 I gotta work on the gags for the bar routine. 89 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:35,909 - Ah, be a lot of nice girls there. - Yeah? 90 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,679 Miss Myrna Loy will be on board, among others. 91 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,748 Ah, yeah, well, all right, maybe I'll come. 92 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,917 What are all these Romans doing here? 93 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,419 I don't know. Maybe there's a sale at the Forum. 94 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:48,540 [CHUCKLES] 95 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,890 You've got a million of 'em, don't you? 96 00:04:51,570 --> 00:04:53,593 HORNE: Hey, Lucille, have you got my sides over there? 97 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,862 - Right here, Mr. Horne. - Thank you. 98 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,464 OLLIE: A sweet for my sweet. 99 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,666 Oh, thank you, Babe. 100 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,167 [STAN LAUGHS] 101 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,336 Listen, let's not talk about leaving. 102 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:05,505 Let's just try to get ourselves a raise. 103 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,540 - Hey, Jimmie. - Give you a raise? 104 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:11,411 He'd rather lower Hollywood, and that's a Scotsman talking. 105 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:14,381 - Going for a smoke. STAN: Heh, heh. 106 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,170 ROACH: That's it, Stan. 107 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,618 We're through. 108 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,687 I'm throwing the moral clause at you. 109 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:21,988 Morning, Hal. 110 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,190 Another fight at his place last night. 111 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,793 One of the neighbors sees Ruthie sock him in the mouth, 112 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,194 so they call the cops. 113 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:29,963 She found out about Vera. 114 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,799 Yeah, it cost me 500 bucks to keep it out of the papers, 115 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,701 and that's coming out of your paycheck. 116 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,437 You signed a contract not to prejudice Hal Roach Studios. 117 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,406 Well, you know all about prejudice. 118 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:40,807 How's your pal Mussolini, 119 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,642 the one you were going to go into business with 120 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,378 before he started bombing all those poor people in Africa? 121 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,147 You see? All he wants to do is fight. 122 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:48,715 What are you looking for, Stan? 123 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:50,160 I'm looking for a fair price 124 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,985 for a Laurel and Hardy picture, and you know it. 125 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:54,654 Our pictures sell all around the world, and we haven't got a dime. 126 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,289 That's because you keep getting divorced! 127 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:58,658 No, it's because you're a cheapskate who got rich off our backs. 128 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,930 - Oh, come on, now, Stan. - He is. 129 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,395 He's a cheapskate, a skinflint and a... and a parvenu. 130 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,664 - A parvenu? - He thinks, because my contract's up 131 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:07,133 and yours isn't, that I won't be able to go anyplace else 132 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,935 and I'll have to take what he's offering. 133 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,437 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. WOMAN: Mr. Roach? 134 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:11,905 What's a parvenu? 135 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,400 Well, it's someone who started out with nothing, 136 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,542 got rich but has no class. 137 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,770 Look it up in the dictionary, Hal. 138 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,712 There's a picture of you. 139 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,714 Oh, you think you're some sort of smart-***, huh? 140 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,148 Well, guess what. I'm smarter. 141 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:25,318 Has he told you yet? We're setting up on our own. 142 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,288 Hal, it might be best 143 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:31,191 if you could see your way to a small raise. 144 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,226 ROACH: You're setting up on your own, huh? 145 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,894 Well, how about this? 146 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:36,596 Babe's still under contract with me, 147 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,310 and I ain't releasing him. 148 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,999 You can't have Hardy without Laurel. 149 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,135 Oh, well, that's what you think. 150 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,738 HORNE: Hal, uh, could you maybe continue this some other time? 151 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,707 Unless you want to pay for an extra day, of course. 152 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,743 Go ahead, shoot. Go ahead. 153 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,811 Okay, so we're on a wide two-shot here, Stan, 154 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:52,979 just like you wanted. 155 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,447 Then I'm gonna pull back... 156 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,282 - What are you checking with him for? - Well... 157 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,384 You're the director. 158 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,652 - Direct. - Ugh. 159 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:03,456 Next person you'll be hearing from is my lawyer. 160 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:05,191 HORNE: Positions, everyone. 161 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:08,940 ROACH: Comedy Western. Who came up with that smart idea? 162 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,295 [BELL RINGS] 163 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:11,197 Well, that went well. 164 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,633 So, uh, who else is gonna be on this boat? 165 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,100 Clark Gable, some other people. 166 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:16,636 - No, no, no. Women. - Oh. 167 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,471 Carole Lombard. She's friends with Myrna. 168 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,273 Oh. Okay, I'm gonna come. 169 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,375 - Oh, good. - All right, show's over. 170 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,344 Let's, uh, roll sound. 171 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,780 - I said roll sound. MAN 1: Speed. 172 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,140 Roll camera. 173 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,830 - Ready, boys? MAN 2: Quiet, please. 174 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,885 MAN 1: "Way Out West," scene 12, take one. 175 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,319 Oh, what's after the curtseys? 176 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,655 Uh, after the curtseys, knee bend, then turn and shake. 177 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,230 - Got it. MAN 1: Camera set. 178 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,591 Right, back projection. 179 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:39,759 [PROJECTOR WHIRRING] 180 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,161 - Cue music. - ♪ And you hold her ♪ 181 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,296 - And action! - ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪ 182 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,980 ♪ A little bolder ♪ 183 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:46,466 ♪ Just work your shoulder ♪ 184 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,201 ♪ Snap your fingers one and all ♪ 185 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,370 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪ 186 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,972 ♪ That's all ♪ 187 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,808 ♪ Some ball ♪ 188 00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:58,211 ♪ Commence to dancing, Commence to prancing ♪ 189 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,748 ♪ Commence advancing, Right and left a-glancing ♪ 190 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,650 ♪ A moochee dancing ♪ 191 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,485 ♪ Slide and glide entrancing ♪ 192 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,187 ♪ You do the tango jiggle ♪ 193 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,922 ♪ With a Texas Tommy wiggle ♪ 194 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:11,124 ♪ Take your partner And you hold her ♪ 195 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,193 ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪ 196 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,928 ♪ A little bolder ♪ 197 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:17,300 - ♪ Just work your shoulder ♪ AUDIENCE: Ha-ha-ha! 198 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:18,431 ♪ Snap your fingers one and all ♪ 199 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:19,999 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪ 200 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,836 ♪ That's all ♪ 201 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,380 ♪ Some ball ♪ 202 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,607 ♪ Commence to dancing, Commence to prancing ♪ 203 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:31,311 ♪ Commence advancing, Right and left a-glancing ♪ 204 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:34,581 ♪ A moochee dancing, Slide and glide entrancing ♪ 205 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,550 ♪ You do the tango jiggle With a Texas Tommy wiggle ♪ 206 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,619 ♪ Take your partner and you hold her ♪ 207 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,721 ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪ 208 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,390 ♪ A little bolder ♪ 209 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:44,858 ♪ Just work your shoulder ♪ 210 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,593 ♪ Snap your fingers one and all ♪ 211 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,495 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪ 212 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,830 ♪ That's all ♪ 213 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:53,990 ♪ Some ball ♪♪ 214 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,268 [LAUGHING] 215 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:59,572 [♪♪♪] 216 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,829 [OLLIE GRUNTS] 217 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,232 [GROANS] 218 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:28,635 Whew. 219 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,706 - Oliver. - Ah, Mr. Delfont. 220 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,207 - Stanley. - Well, hello there. 221 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,542 - Welcome to England. - Thank you. 222 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,711 Welcome to Newcastle. Wonderful to see you. 223 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:38,878 How was your journey? 224 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:40,146 Well, you know, that train trip 225 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,748 sure takes it out of you, doesn't it? 226 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,283 STAN: Mm-hm. - Good, good, good, good, good. 227 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,418 Uh, we're delighted you've taken the trouble 228 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,200 to come and greet us, Mr. Delfont. 229 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,621 Please, call me Bernie. 230 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,757 I want to do everything I possibly can to make sure 231 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,459 that this tour gets off on the right foot. 232 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,394 Yes, well, that's something we were hoping to discuss 233 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,829 with you over dinner, actually. 234 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:58,640 We're a little concerned that some of the tour dates 235 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,200 are going to be in conflict with the shooting dates 236 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,835 of this Robin Hood picture we're doing. 237 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,837 I would love to have dinner with you. 238 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,940 Unfortunately, due at the theater in ten minutes. 239 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,475 - Ah. - One of my other acts. 240 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,776 Norman Wisdom. 241 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,612 Bright young talent. Blazing. 242 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,415 And we must nurture the young generation, gentlemen. 243 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,183 I know you both feel as passionately 244 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,585 about that as I do. 245 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,221 OLLIE: Hmm. - Anyway, get yourselves settled in. 246 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,890 Charming staff. Charming. 247 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,457 We shall speak anon. 248 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,825 - All righty. - All right. 249 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,861 OLLIE: Enjoy the show. DELFONT: I shall. 250 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,196 [CAR DOOR CLOSES THEN ENGINE REVS] 251 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:35,669 Stan, he does know we're making a movie, right, 252 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,871 and we're doing this tour while we're waiting 253 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:39,439 for things to come together? 254 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,808 Yeah, it's all been spelled out, you know. 255 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:44,511 All been agreed up front, 110%. 256 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,679 Good. 257 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,214 Where'd you get that? 258 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,418 Uh, it's a... I got it in a shop. 259 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,420 Like a beret, you can fold it up 260 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:56,589 and stick it in your pocket like that. 261 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,240 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 262 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,526 Well, here we are. 263 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,361 [OLLIE SIGHS] 264 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:04,230 Well, we'll only be here one night. 265 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,132 Well, three. 266 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,735 Right. 267 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:12,172 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 268 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:19,179 Come on, Stan. Let's get out of the rain. 269 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,348 [♪♪♪] 270 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,149 RECEPTIONIST: Good evening, sir. 271 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,584 [CLEARS THROAT] 272 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,357 [CLATTERING] 273 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,203 [CLATTERING CONTINUES] 274 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:58,885 [DINGS] 275 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,390 Now, can't you see she's standing right there? 276 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,459 You don't need to ring that bell. 277 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:22,976 Good eve... 278 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,144 [BELL DINGS] 279 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,578 That wasn't me. 280 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,885 Please pardon my friend. 281 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:34,854 You just wait till I tell me mam it's you. 282 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:37,691 We never get anybody famous staying here. 283 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:41,194 To be honest, I thought you'd retired. 284 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,663 - No. No. - No. 285 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,331 No, we're-we're... 286 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,400 we're getting older, but we're not done yet. 287 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,902 [RECEPTIONIST CHUCKLES] 288 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:50,437 Where are youse gonna be appearing, then? 289 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,471 The Theatre Royal? 290 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,807 No, it's, uh... 291 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,875 No, it's the Queen's Hall. 292 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:58,878 Queen's Hall? That can't be right. 293 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:00,947 All the big stars perform at the Theatre Royal. 294 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,282 That's where you'll be playing. 295 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,583 Well, I'm sure you're right. 296 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,751 Is it Theatre Royal? 297 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,152 No, it's just the Queen's Hall. 298 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,254 Right, here's your keys. 299 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,789 Thank you. 300 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,192 Now, is there a bellboy? 301 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,163 No. 302 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,200 All right. 303 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,935 REPORTER [OVER RADIO]: Most of you have realized 304 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,170 it's been a wet and windy day in Northern England, 305 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,739 as it has been for quite some time... 306 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,975 Oh, uh, my room in ten minutes? 307 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,211 Your room in ten minutes? 308 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,913 Yeah, we've gotta run those lines. 309 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,415 Really? 310 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,510 Sure, we're-we're almost done. 311 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,856 All right. Yeah, I'll be right in. 312 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,160 [SIGHS] 313 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,307 LUCILLE [OVER PHONE]: What's the hotel like? 314 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,944 It's... like a castle. 315 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,813 Well, that's wonderful. 316 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:10,183 Everyone is so excited about us touring again 317 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,419 that we're being treated like kings. 318 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,621 Well, Ida and I received our tickets today, 319 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,890 so we're just as excited as can be. 320 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:18,858 Oh, and so am I. 321 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,996 So, how are things with Stanley? 322 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,831 Well... 323 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,733 you know Stan. 324 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,636 Well, how has he been towards you? 325 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,671 He... he's been good. 326 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,708 It's... it's complicated. 327 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,143 But we're just getting to know each other again. 328 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,379 It's... it's good. 329 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,448 It's fine. 330 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,817 [♪♪♪] 331 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,224 [SIGHS] 332 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,504 SCHENCK: Are you sure Oliver 333 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,706 wants to do this, Stan? 334 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,613 I mean, 335 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,416 Fox would love to have you here, but... 336 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,653 It's what we've both been waiting for, Joe. 337 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,356 I-I can't understand what's holding him up. 338 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:27,694 He promised me he was finished with Hal Roach Studios. 339 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,602 [CLEARS THROAT] 340 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,570 Babe, where have you been? 341 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,506 You had me worried for a minute there. 342 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,700 Ha, ha. What the hell? 343 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,543 You're here now. You're both here now. 344 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,981 Here we are. 345 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,216 Is this gonna be all right? 346 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,986 It's just a movie, Babe. 347 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,556 Mr. Hardy, when you touch her knee with the mallet, 348 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,825 she'll lift her leg like you're checking her reflexes. 349 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,427 All right. Thank you. 350 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,950 Want to go for one, you two? 351 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,266 Ready when you are, Ollie. 352 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,935 Going to be great. 353 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,472 Thank you, dear. 354 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,708 You and Harry are just gonna be great together. 355 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,210 [BELL RINGS] 356 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,450 DOUGLAS: Roll sound. SOUND MAN: Sound speed. 357 00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:20,814 DOUGLAS: Roll camera. CAMERA OPERATOR: Camera speed. 358 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,815 DOUGLAS: Mark it. 359 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,416 CLAPPER LOADER: "Zenobia," scene 21, take one. 360 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,451 [CLAPPER CLACKS] 361 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,752 DOUGLAS: And... action! 362 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,688 Why don't we have Stanley sign? 363 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:29,856 Then all we have to do 364 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,524 is have Oliver sign when he gets here. 365 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,626 That's-that's a good idea, right, Joe? 366 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,943 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 367 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,216 OLLIE: Listen, we need to make sure 368 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,352 we're in a nicer hotel once the girls get here. 369 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,870 Have you heard from Muffin? 370 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,189 - Miffin. - Miffin? 371 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,226 - Is that really his name? - Mm-hm. 372 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,495 Has he given you our shooting dates yet? 373 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,296 I'm waiting on a call, Ollie. 374 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,932 Hey, what do you think about this as a title for the movie? 375 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:14,734 - Hmm? - "Rob 'Em Good." 376 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,736 As a play on "Robin Hood." 377 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,304 Right. 378 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,340 Yeah, I like it. 379 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,308 I-I've been working on this scene. 380 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,611 Uh, uh, you and I 381 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:27,130 break into the castle to rescue Maid Marian. 382 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,950 Right? And we're hiding from the guards behind a curtain. 383 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,653 Uh, uh, let me show you. 384 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,990 Uh, you're the guard, and, uh, uh, turn your head away. 385 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,425 Ha-ha-ha. All right. 386 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,610 Okay, so you grab a sword. 387 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,530 Then you try and stab me through the curtain. 388 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,765 OLLIE: Hold on there. I have to get a sword. 389 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,701 STAN: You see that I'm hiding. - Yes. 390 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,370 STAN: You see by my feet I'm hiding, so you stab at my head. 391 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,272 Well, you can't hide from me. 392 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,307 [GRUNTING] 393 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,842 - Now what? - And then you just 394 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,744 grab the drapes and pull them apart and... 395 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,947 [BOTH LAUGHING] 396 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,180 Is that funny? 397 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,824 IDA [OVER PHONE]: Why you stay in guest house? 398 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,659 You should be in best hotel. 399 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,661 Beggars can't be choosers, can they? 400 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:17,263 Okay, then why you not play West End? 401 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,632 No, no, no, no. I don't like this Delfont. 402 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,235 Ida, he booked the tour for us, and we... 403 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,572 we didn't exactly have too many other offers, now, did we? 404 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,775 And, anyway, we-we have the movie to look forward to. 405 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,770 I guess the theater's a little small, but that means 406 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,460 - it'll be easier to sell out. - Mm-hm, mm-hm. 407 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,982 How is Oliver? Hmm? He pulling weight? 408 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,150 He's fine. 409 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,151 [LINE CLICKS THEN DIAL TONE] 410 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,185 Hello? 411 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,887 [COINS CLINKING] 412 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:42,822 Stanley! 413 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,240 Hello. 414 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,392 Hello? Ida? 415 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,293 - Stanley. - Thank goodness for that. 416 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,496 - Thought I'd lost you. - Oy. 417 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,698 Honey, I'm-I'm all out of change. I gotta go. 418 00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:52,932 Okay, you hang up first. 419 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,134 - No, no. You. - Okay. 420 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,935 On three. One. Two. 421 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,971 - Three. I love you! - I love you. 422 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,506 Hello? 423 00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,107 [GROANS] 424 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,770 [SIGHS] 425 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,180 [♪♪♪] 426 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,433 [CHATTERING] 427 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,205 [APPLAUSE] 428 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:37,944 Hello, Ollie. 429 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,714 I didn't expect to see you here today. 430 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,682 Well, I didn't have anything better to do... 431 00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:44,500 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 432 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,190 ...so I thought I'd come and see you. 433 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,254 Thank you. 434 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,423 [AUDIENCE CHUCKLING] 435 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,950 What have you got there? 436 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:58,331 I brought you some hard-boiled eggs and some nuts. 437 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,836 Now, you know I can't eat hard-boiled eggs and nuts. 438 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,871 If you wanted to bring me something, 439 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:06,940 why didn't you bring me a box of candy? 440 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:10,100 Well, you still haven't paid me for the last box I brought you. 441 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,379 [AUDIENCE CONTINUES LAUGHING] 442 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,949 Hard-boiled eggs and nuts. 443 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,517 Mmm! 444 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,995 [OLLIE SIGHS] 445 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,864 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING] 446 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,107 [PANTING] 447 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,977 What's going on out there with all those empty seats? 448 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,213 [ORCHESTRA PLAYS "DANCE OF THE CUCKOOS"] 449 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,781 H-How's your knee? 450 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,500 It hurts. 451 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:27,187 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 452 00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,392 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 453 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,295 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so very kindly. 454 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,831 We hope you've enjoyed our little bit of fun here tonight. 455 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,632 We certainly have enjoyed ourselves. 456 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,200 STAN: Pretty empty last night. 457 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:44,104 OLLIE: Pretty empty? 458 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,773 Could have invited the entire audience back to our hotel, 459 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,808 and there would have been plenty of room. 460 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,211 Listen, we have to make sure Muffin doesn't come 461 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,946 until these houses pick up. 462 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,248 We don't want him getting cold feet about the movie. 463 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,218 Well, then I won't invite him until we get to London. 464 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,200 All right. You got it? 465 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,989 - Yeah, I got it. - Here. 466 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,157 What time's our train? 467 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,191 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 468 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,826 - 8:05. - What time is it now? 469 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,862 Hold this. 470 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,499 [SUITCASE SLIDING DOWN STAIRS] 471 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,676 Do we really need that trunk? 472 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,114 [♪♪♪] 473 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:45,980 How about I just punch you right on the nose? 474 00:22:45,265 --> 00:22:47,667 I haven't done that for a long time. 475 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:50,136 Can I poke you in the eye? 476 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,390 You could wring my neck. 477 00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:55,875 I think I'd rather poke you in the eye. 478 00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:58,244 - It's simple. - Yeah, but if you wring my neck, 479 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,480 I can do that thing with my tongue. 480 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,916 [LAUGHS] 481 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,118 [OLLIE GROANS] 482 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:07,153 You know, I don't know if my knees 483 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,823 - are gonna hold out for this. - That's all right. 484 00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:12,258 We'll just finish with a song instead of the dance. 485 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,600 No, I don't mean the tour. 486 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:17,970 I mean this scene in the movie where I fall into the river. 487 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,199 But that's historical, you-you know. It's famous. 488 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,134 Robin Hood has a fight on the middle of the log. 489 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,669 We-we gotta do that. 490 00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:25,939 It's a made-up story. Ha-ha. It's not historical. 491 00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:29,943 All right, look, all I can say is I'll do the best I can. 492 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:32,545 Tell you what, I'll have a word with the producer, Miffin. 493 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,114 I'm sure he can cut round you 494 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,170 when we... when we shoot the picture. 495 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:40,530 Maybe I will wring your neck. 496 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,156 STAN: Mr. Miffin, please. 497 00:23:43,323 --> 00:23:45,191 It's Stan Laurel. 498 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,961 L-A-U-R-E-L. 499 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,296 That's right. 500 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,266 Oh, that... well, that's very kind of you to say. 501 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,467 [OLLIE HUMMING] 502 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,690 I'm afraid Mr. Hardy's, uh, 503 00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:58,304 indisposed right now. 504 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:01,207 He's working in a Swiss cheese factory. 505 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:03,977 He got the job putting the holes in. 506 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,581 S-So, uh, Mr. Miffin? 507 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:10,884 Is he? All right. 508 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,553 Well, he-he sure does take a lot of meetings. 509 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,288 It's just that I need to confirm a date 510 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,391 for him to come and see our show in London. 511 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,193 [SIGHS] 512 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:23,296 All right, no, well, I'll-I'll call again another time. 513 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,198 Thank you. 514 00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:32,706 - How's Ida? - Oh, she's fine. You know. 515 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,507 She says she's really looking forward 516 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,476 to seeing you and Lucille again. 517 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,478 - Very much. - Good. 518 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,147 Oh, I... I got you something. 519 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,383 Oh. 520 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:46,553 Here, hold onto this. Ha-ha. 521 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:50,590 How do I look? 522 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:52,250 - You look swell. - Ha, ha. 523 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:54,928 We're two peas in a pod. 524 00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:56,496 WOMAN: We just want to know 525 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,631 who's playing Laurel and Hardy, please. 526 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:01,340 - They're playing themselves. - Who are? 527 00:25:01,201 --> 00:25:03,370 Laurel and Hardy, here in person. 528 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:05,705 The poster says, they're-they're here in person. 529 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,474 But they've been retired for years. 530 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,943 - They're playing themselves. OLLIE: Good afternoon, folks. 531 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:11,378 GIRL: Look, Mammy. - Hello. 532 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:13,380 STAN: Oh, ma'am, i-if you're buying tickets, 533 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:14,981 tell them you're friends of ours. 534 00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:16,549 He'll charge you extra. 535 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,652 Two seats, front row. 536 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:21,221 ♪ Shine on ♪ 537 00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:23,890 ♪ Shine on, harvest moon ♪ 538 00:25:24,570 --> 00:25:26,459 ♪ Up in the sky ♪ 539 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:30,830 ♪ I ain't had no loving Since January ♪ 540 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,330 ♪ April, June or July ♪ 541 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,269 ♪ Snow time ain't no time ♪ 542 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:39,572 ♪ To stay outdoors and spoon ♪ 543 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,208 ♪ So shine on ♪ 544 00:25:42,442 --> 00:25:45,110 ♪ Shine on, harvest moon ♪ 545 00:25:45,245 --> 00:25:47,180 ♪ For me and my gal ♪♪ 546 00:25:47,347 --> 00:25:49,616 [APPLAUDING] 547 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:54,854 [SIGHS] 548 00:25:55,422 --> 00:25:58,625 DELFONT: Mmm. The eternal mysteries of Scottish cuisine. 549 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,927 OLLIE: Hmm. - Ever had haggis, Oliver? 550 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:02,495 No. 551 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,330 Don't. 552 00:26:05,265 --> 00:26:08,668 Now, then, gentlemen, can I just say, terrific show. 553 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:09,969 Absolutely terrific. 554 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,471 - Thank you. Yeah. - Thank you. 555 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,540 - I couldn't be happier. - Well, let me tell you. 556 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,375 We're going to be working in some new material. 557 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,676 - Right, Stan? - Ooh. 558 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,712 Yeah, we have a double-door routine, 559 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:21,381 um, set in a railway station, and when Babe's leg is better, 560 00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:23,830 we're going to reintroduce the dance routine. 561 00:26:23,116 --> 00:26:24,951 Yes, and I think that will all help enormously. 562 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,554 Double-door routine... audiences will love that. 563 00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:29,889 How do you feel about the size of the audiences? 564 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,992 To be honest, I've been a little disappointed. 565 00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:34,494 And I think it's because of 566 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,696 all these small theaters we've been playing. 567 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:39,990 Yes, and I am absolutely furious about that. 568 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,634 All due respect, Bernard, you picked them. 569 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,136 Now, I-I don't know what happened 570 00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:44,971 with the larger theaters we were talking about... 571 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,374 Well, they said they were all booked up. 572 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:49,376 Yeah, by Norman Wisdom. 573 00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:51,778 Uh, isn't he one of your acts? 574 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:54,314 Boys, the last thing I want to do is start canceling shows. 575 00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:56,316 Wait, wait. Who's talking about canceling shows? 576 00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:57,384 Not me. 577 00:26:57,584 --> 00:26:59,152 Well, we've only been at it a week. 578 00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:01,688 Yeah, wh-when do you plan to finish this tour? 579 00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:04,900 Well, if we wrap things up before we get to London, 580 00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:05,959 that would give us another ten shows or so. 581 00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:07,827 And with a bit of a push, you know, 582 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,396 final shows, that sort of thing, 583 00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:11,598 we should be able to go out with a bang. 584 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:13,266 - In Hull. - No. Wait, no. 585 00:27:13,433 --> 00:27:14,868 - Hull? - We have this movie producer 586 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,370 coming to our show in London in a month. 587 00:27:17,537 --> 00:27:19,390 - Isn't that right, Stan? - That's right. 588 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,141 And Ida and Lucille, they're flying over. 589 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,943 [STAMMERS] We can't finish the show before London. 590 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,945 - Bernard, we've been clear - Mm-hm. 591 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,914 that the only reason we were doing this tour 592 00:27:28,810 --> 00:27:30,417 was so we could pull that Robin Hood picture together. 593 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:32,285 - That's right. - Boys, boys, I know you're peeved, 594 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:34,621 but could I just say, I am furious. 595 00:27:34,788 --> 00:27:36,389 I mean, they said, "Oh, people don't come 596 00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:37,924 to the theater anymore." 597 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:39,559 They said, "They just stay at home 598 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,661 "watching their new television sets, or they go 599 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,960 "and watch Laurel and Hardy reruns 600 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,798 - at the local picture house." - We don't get paid 601 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,800 - for those reruns, you know? - That's what I said, 602 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,368 and then they said, "Could you persuade 603 00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:49,903 "Stan and Ollie to do some publicity 604 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:51,471 in order to turn the tour around?" 605 00:27:51,638 --> 00:27:53,673 Heh, heh. And I said, "If you think 606 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,275 "that I'm gonna ask Laurel and Hardy 607 00:27:55,442 --> 00:27:57,377 "to do some publicity stunts, then you, my friend, 608 00:27:57,444 --> 00:27:59,646 are sorely mistaken." 609 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:04,484 Hold on. Hold on, now. 610 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,200 We could do that, couldn't we, Stan? 611 00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:09,422 Sure, if you feel up to it, Babe. 612 00:28:09,589 --> 00:28:11,157 Sure. 613 00:28:11,324 --> 00:28:12,759 It would mean a very large amount 614 00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:14,394 of extra work for you both, 615 00:28:14,561 --> 00:28:16,162 making public appearances, shop openings, 616 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,465 meeting local dignitaries, so on and so forth. 617 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:21,201 - Would there be any more money? - Ugh. They said no. 618 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:22,869 Uh, who is "they"? 619 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,138 People. The worst kind. 620 00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:27,374 Wait, I-I thought you were in charge. 621 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:30,110 Ha-ha. So did I. Heh-heh-heh. 622 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,117 - All right, we'll do it. - Terrific. 623 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,119 Well, I've told the press and the newsreel boys 624 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,454 that there'll be a welcoming committee in Carlisle. 625 00:28:41,621 --> 00:28:43,590 Lord Mayor will be there. He's desperate to see you. 626 00:28:43,623 --> 00:28:45,692 He is a huge fan. I'll make some calls. 627 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,627 Delicious. 628 00:28:48,261 --> 00:28:50,830 [♪♪♪] 629 00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:54,868 ANNOUNCER: Nothing new about a couple of funnymen 630 00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:56,269 making personal appearances. 631 00:28:56,436 --> 00:28:57,837 But when Laurel and Hardy do it, 632 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,540 you can expect complications. 633 00:29:01,341 --> 00:29:03,276 But even at a moment like this, 634 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:06,312 trouble just seems to follow them around. 635 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:08,815 [LAUGHING] 636 00:29:08,982 --> 00:29:10,984 [♪♪♪] 637 00:29:17,357 --> 00:29:19,325 [LAUGHING CONTINUES] 638 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,499 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 639 00:29:30,503 --> 00:29:31,905 [LAUGHING] 640 00:29:53,426 --> 00:29:54,427 [BELL DINGS] 641 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,103 [LAUGHTER THEN APPLAUSE] 642 00:30:03,703 --> 00:30:05,438 Oh! 643 00:30:05,605 --> 00:30:08,141 - What's the matter? - My head hurts. 644 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,760 I'll get a doctor. 645 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,112 Oh! 646 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:15,415 Never mind the doctor. Just get my glass of water. 647 00:30:15,582 --> 00:30:16,583 Oh! 648 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,184 [GRUNTS] 649 00:30:24,858 --> 00:30:27,160 [CHEERS THEN APPLAUSE] 650 00:30:39,873 --> 00:30:41,875 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 651 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:05,992 Unbelievable. 652 00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:07,293 It certainly is. 653 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:09,796 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 654 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:12,298 [CHEERING] 655 00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:18,138 [KNOCK THEN DOOR OPENS] 656 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:19,406 Sorry to bother you, chaps. 657 00:32:19,539 --> 00:32:22,800 Mr. Delfont would like to speak to you. 658 00:32:22,175 --> 00:32:23,343 [DOOR CLOSES] 659 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:24,844 Uh-oh. 660 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:27,130 Any last words? 661 00:32:29,983 --> 00:32:31,785 Evening, gentlemen. 662 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,787 If it's, uh, all right with you, 663 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:35,989 I'd quite like to have a discussion about... 664 00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:37,757 where we go from here. 665 00:32:37,924 --> 00:32:40,593 Let me guess. Back to America? 666 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,462 Oblivion? 667 00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:46,166 That was... 668 00:32:46,566 --> 00:32:48,601 It was pure magic. 669 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:49,769 It was brilliant. 670 00:32:49,936 --> 00:32:52,906 And ticket sales have improved over the last week so much, 671 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:55,742 mainly due to your efforts, 672 00:32:55,942 --> 00:32:57,777 we've sold out almost everywhere. 673 00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:59,145 Uh, what about London? 674 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:01,414 Well, not only are we going to London, 675 00:33:01,581 --> 00:33:03,316 but so many people want to come see the show 676 00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:05,318 that I've had to look for a bigger theater. 677 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:08,254 So I've, uh... I've booked the Lyceum for two weeks. 678 00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:10,223 We're guaranteed to sell it out. 679 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:11,791 That's-that's over 2,000 seats. 680 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:13,860 DELFONT: Indeed. - Heh, heh. Wow. 681 00:33:14,270 --> 00:33:15,428 Do you know, it's moments like this 682 00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:16,796 that make me love this industry. 683 00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:18,310 Madness. 684 00:33:18,198 --> 00:33:20,400 It's beautiful madness. Heh. 685 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:24,370 And it's not about the money. It is not about the money. 686 00:33:24,237 --> 00:33:25,305 I swear on... 687 00:33:25,472 --> 00:33:26,873 Well, I swear on both your lives. 688 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,708 Ahem. You both feeling all right? 689 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:32,379 [ALL LAUGHING] 690 00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:34,581 STAN: That's... that's pretty good, yeah. 691 00:33:34,748 --> 00:33:36,816 - Yeah, leave the jokes to us. - All right. 692 00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:38,351 [CLEARS THROAT] 693 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:41,554 Seriously, though, it's a very special evening. 694 00:33:41,721 --> 00:33:44,824 - Thank you, Bernie. - Thank you. 695 00:33:44,991 --> 00:33:47,293 [DOOR OPENS] 696 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:49,290 [STAN SIGHS] 697 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:50,330 [DOOR CLOSES] 698 00:33:50,497 --> 00:33:52,565 Well, that went well. 699 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:54,167 It certainly did. 700 00:33:54,334 --> 00:33:56,102 [OLLIE LAUGHS] 701 00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:59,372 [♪♪♪] 702 00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:08,314 So, you're on the log with Robin Hood, 703 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,784 and he asks you what you want to see him about, 704 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:12,285 and then you say... 705 00:34:12,419 --> 00:34:14,754 "We're going to give him a piece of my mind." 706 00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:16,890 "We certainly are." 707 00:34:16,256 --> 00:34:18,910 "We'd give him a piece of his, too, 708 00:34:18,258 --> 00:34:19,893 but he doesn't have any to spare." 709 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,662 Heh, heh. Yeah, that's a nice line. 710 00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:26,990 Have you reached this Muffin fella yet? 711 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,536 I mean, I'm enjoying how the show's going, 712 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:32,405 but it's the movie we're doing it for, isn't it? 713 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:33,807 Well, that's right, the... 714 00:34:33,973 --> 00:34:36,643 you know, one thing leads to another. 715 00:34:36,776 --> 00:34:38,545 Well, I sure hope so. Heh. 716 00:34:38,712 --> 00:34:41,815 Not exactly spring chickens anymore, are we? 717 00:34:42,982 --> 00:34:46,186 MAN: London terminus, next and final stop. 718 00:34:46,386 --> 00:34:48,388 All change. 719 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:51,491 Well, here we are. 720 00:34:51,658 --> 00:34:54,494 There it is, the Eiffel Tower. 721 00:34:54,661 --> 00:34:56,496 [BOTH LAUGH] 722 00:34:56,663 --> 00:34:58,665 [♪♪♪] 723 00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:41,700 Ah, here we are. 724 00:35:41,775 --> 00:35:43,900 That's the one. 725 00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:44,778 - Look at that. That's wonderful. - Yeah. 726 00:35:44,778 --> 00:35:46,813 - It's-it's a beautiful piece, sir. - Hmm. 727 00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:49,616 Mr. Laurel not with you today? 728 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:53,186 Oh, no, he got himself a new job mending broken biscuits. 729 00:35:53,353 --> 00:35:55,550 [BOTH LAUGH] 730 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:57,757 I think it's wonderful you're still going. 731 00:35:58,591 --> 00:36:00,560 Well, rigor mortis has not set in yet. 732 00:36:00,694 --> 00:36:01,695 [MAN CHUCKLES] 733 00:36:08,702 --> 00:36:10,337 Sir, he's ready to see you now. 734 00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:13,239 - If you'd like to come along with me... MAN: Thank you. 735 00:36:14,741 --> 00:36:16,710 Good morning. 736 00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,812 Uh, I'm here to see Mr. Miffin. 737 00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:22,315 - And your name, please? - Uh, Mr. Laurel. 738 00:36:23,149 --> 00:36:25,352 Do you have an appointment, Mr. Lauren? 739 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:28,421 Well, no, we keep missing each other on the telephone, 740 00:36:28,588 --> 00:36:31,570 so I thought if I dropped by, that'd be the easiest thing. 741 00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:33,126 'Cause he's not here right now. 742 00:36:34,794 --> 00:36:37,130 Well, I can wait. 743 00:36:41,670 --> 00:36:43,690 I think I-I've been speaking to a different girl on... 744 00:36:43,103 --> 00:36:44,671 on the telephone about this. 745 00:36:44,838 --> 00:36:47,340 Uh, I've been speaking to her for quite some time. 746 00:36:47,507 --> 00:36:49,509 She's left. 747 00:36:50,744 --> 00:36:52,712 Has she? 748 00:36:53,513 --> 00:36:56,883 You sure you want to wait? He might be quite a while. 749 00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:01,721 Well, I'm here now, aren't I? 750 00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:03,957 Take a seat over there, Mr. Lauren. 751 00:37:04,124 --> 00:37:07,794 - Laurel. - I'll let his office know that you're here. 752 00:37:13,533 --> 00:37:15,101 [PHONE DIALS] 753 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,239 There's a gentleman here says his name's Mr. Lauren. 754 00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:23,943 Right. 755 00:37:29,783 --> 00:37:33,153 OLLIE: You know, now that I see these two together, 756 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:34,754 I-I almost prefer this one. 757 00:37:34,921 --> 00:37:37,570 It's our finest bracelet. 758 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:39,659 My wife is coming in from America today. 759 00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:41,628 It'll be a gift for her. 760 00:37:41,795 --> 00:37:44,970 - 350 pounds. - Oh. 761 00:37:45,231 --> 00:37:47,901 Let me just double-check something real quick here. 762 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,971 Uh... do-do-do-do-da. 763 00:37:52,505 --> 00:37:54,741 Ah, yes. 764 00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:57,544 I wonder if you could hold onto this for me. 765 00:37:57,744 --> 00:38:00,647 I-I seem to have brought the wrong wallet with me. 766 00:38:00,814 --> 00:38:02,982 So I'll just tootle back to the hotel 767 00:38:03,149 --> 00:38:04,984 and be right back tout de suite. 768 00:38:05,151 --> 00:38:06,252 Of course, sir. 769 00:38:11,925 --> 00:38:13,893 [♪♪♪] 770 00:38:45,225 --> 00:38:46,292 OLLIE: Hello, Raymond? 771 00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:48,862 Well, I was wondering if you could speak to your man 772 00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:51,640 and-and... and place a bet for me. 773 00:38:51,231 --> 00:38:52,732 Well, I'll tell you. 774 00:38:52,899 --> 00:38:57,370 It's Hometown Boy at Kempton, the 2:30, five to one. 775 00:38:58,471 --> 00:38:59,939 Um... 776 00:39:00,106 --> 00:39:02,308 let-let's make it 60. 777 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:04,110 60 pounds on the nose. 778 00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:19,993 Hello? Can I help you? 779 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,128 Sorry. I have asked you to wait. 780 00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:23,863 Please, you're not allowed in there! 781 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:25,732 Miss Clarke! 782 00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:28,668 Mr. Lauren's in Mr. Miffin's office! 783 00:39:29,235 --> 00:39:30,236 [DOOR OPENS] 784 00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:33,740 You're here to see Mr. Miffin? 785 00:39:33,907 --> 00:39:36,309 Yes, uh, I'm sorry, uh... 786 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:37,677 uh, yes, I am. 787 00:39:37,844 --> 00:39:40,747 I'm his production executive, Cynthia Clarke. 788 00:39:40,914 --> 00:39:43,483 - Hello, Cynthia. - Oh. 789 00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:45,952 Mr. Miffin is still detained, 790 00:39:46,152 --> 00:39:47,954 but I've just spoken to him on the telephone, 791 00:39:48,154 --> 00:39:50,490 and he wanted me to explain the situation to you. 792 00:39:51,758 --> 00:39:54,270 He says he's sorry, but he's been unable 793 00:39:54,194 --> 00:39:58,980 to raise the finance needed to proceed with the film. 794 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,569 Oh, I-I see. 795 00:40:02,802 --> 00:40:05,872 He said he made it clear in a cable he sent to you 796 00:40:06,390 --> 00:40:07,607 before you left the United States 797 00:40:07,774 --> 00:40:11,311 that all the finance wasn't in place. 798 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:16,383 Yes, well, I thought he'd have it all lined up by now. 799 00:40:16,983 --> 00:40:19,419 He wanted you to know that he did everything he could 800 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,321 to bring the project together, 801 00:40:21,454 --> 00:40:23,123 but he feels sure you'll understand 802 00:40:23,323 --> 00:40:25,425 that the market is very challenging at the moment 803 00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:28,395 and it simply wasn't possible. 804 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:30,597 [♪♪♪] 805 00:40:31,231 --> 00:40:34,000 Yes, well... thank you. 806 00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:36,436 Uh, thank you for your time. 807 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:38,571 [♪♪♪] 808 00:40:52,819 --> 00:40:54,821 [♪♪♪] 809 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,936 Get The Sporting Times. 810 00:41:11,938 --> 00:41:13,473 The Sporting Times, please. 811 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,675 There you are. Thank you. 812 00:41:16,176 --> 00:41:18,912 Get "The Sporting Times." 813 00:41:21,548 --> 00:41:23,550 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 814 00:41:29,522 --> 00:41:31,157 [SIGHS] 815 00:41:37,964 --> 00:41:41,501 - Bye-bye, now, kids. CHILDREN: Bye-bye. 816 00:41:46,473 --> 00:41:48,475 [♪♪♪] 817 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:54,614 - Oh, what's all this here? - Oh. 818 00:41:54,781 --> 00:41:56,349 MAN: All right, gents. - Hi, boys. 819 00:41:56,516 --> 00:41:58,418 MAN: Good afternoon, Mr. Hardy. - Delfont's idea. 820 00:41:58,551 --> 00:42:00,153 He... he thought that the girls arriving 821 00:42:00,186 --> 00:42:02,255 would be a good excuse for some free publicity. 822 00:42:02,422 --> 00:42:03,456 Ah. 823 00:42:03,623 --> 00:42:05,925 Hmm. I'm really looking forward to seeing them. 824 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:08,395 Oh, I've been counting the days. 825 00:42:08,561 --> 00:42:11,364 46. Since we got here. 826 00:42:11,498 --> 00:42:12,832 46 days. 827 00:42:12,999 --> 00:42:14,534 46? Heh, heh. 828 00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:16,736 Who counts from 46? 829 00:42:16,903 --> 00:42:18,138 I was missing her. 830 00:42:18,304 --> 00:42:19,939 Hey, I've been thinking. 831 00:42:20,106 --> 00:42:21,741 We don't need to tell the girls 832 00:42:21,908 --> 00:42:23,443 about everything we've been doing, do we? 833 00:42:23,476 --> 00:42:24,911 - Um, no. - I don't want to mention 834 00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:26,946 these personal appearances and the drinking. 835 00:42:27,113 --> 00:42:29,616 Uh, no, th-there's no sense in getting them all worked up. 836 00:42:29,783 --> 00:42:33,486 We'll just talk about how well the tour's going and the movie. 837 00:42:34,521 --> 00:42:35,855 Sure, and the movie. 838 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,290 [OLLIE SIGHS] 839 00:42:37,457 --> 00:42:38,692 Hey, if the car pulls up here, 840 00:42:38,925 --> 00:42:40,860 do you think we could do the door routine? 841 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,496 Heh. You just never stop, do you? 842 00:42:43,663 --> 00:42:45,832 - Ooh, here they are. - Here they are. Okay. 843 00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:48,201 There she is. Oh... 844 00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:53,606 - Hey, sweetie pie. - Hello. 845 00:42:53,773 --> 00:42:55,108 Hi, Stan. 846 00:42:55,275 --> 00:42:57,430 Hey, girls, will you both get out this side? 847 00:42:57,770 --> 00:42:58,511 I've got something I want you to do. 848 00:42:58,678 --> 00:43:00,280 Of course, darling. I give them my good side. 849 00:43:00,313 --> 00:43:01,681 Oh, no, Stanley, we just got here. 850 00:43:01,815 --> 00:43:03,183 - Come on, girls. - Oh... 851 00:43:03,383 --> 00:43:05,151 ANNOUNCER: Comedy duo Laurel and Hardy 852 00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:08,488 were joined in London this week by their wives. 853 00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:10,890 But even in a simple situation like this, 854 00:43:11,570 --> 00:43:14,494 trouble has a habit of following them around. 855 00:43:14,661 --> 00:43:16,329 Oliver Hardy, Bachelor of Arts, 856 00:43:16,496 --> 00:43:19,733 always seems to have things under control. 857 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:24,237 But somehow, things never quite work out that way. 858 00:43:25,505 --> 00:43:27,474 Yes, they're reunited again, 859 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,845 and now everyone can start making up for lost time. 860 00:43:35,815 --> 00:43:37,183 Well, I hope they got all that. 861 00:43:37,350 --> 00:43:38,785 It's fine. It'll get a laugh. 862 00:43:38,952 --> 00:43:40,954 Oh, well, I'm awfully glad about that, boys, 863 00:43:41,121 --> 00:43:43,490 but it would have been nice to say hello to my husband 864 00:43:43,656 --> 00:43:45,925 without immediately being pressed into one of your skits. 865 00:43:45,992 --> 00:43:47,794 Oh, Lord. It was just small fun. 866 00:43:47,961 --> 00:43:49,596 Oh, is that what it was, Ida? 867 00:43:49,763 --> 00:43:51,831 Don't be cross, angel. 868 00:43:51,998 --> 00:43:53,833 Who knows? Maybe you'll get discovered. 869 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,503 They could say, "She ought to be in pictures." 870 00:43:56,670 --> 00:43:58,138 Heh. No. No, no, no, I don't... 871 00:43:58,304 --> 00:44:00,173 I don't think so, no. 872 00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:01,875 [LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 873 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:03,910 Oliver, can we visit the Tower of London 874 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:05,145 and Saint Paul's? 875 00:44:05,311 --> 00:44:06,513 - Oh, and Harrods? - Of course. 876 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,140 Oh, and Buckingham Palace, 877 00:44:08,181 --> 00:44:10,350 where that darling new queen lives. 878 00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:12,786 Of course, angel. You can visit anywhere you like. 879 00:44:12,952 --> 00:44:14,788 No, no, no, Winter Palace in Saint Petersburg. 880 00:44:14,954 --> 00:44:16,423 - Oh, this is palace. STAN: Mm-hm. 881 00:44:16,623 --> 00:44:18,992 The Buckingham is little doghouse. 882 00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:20,860 OLLIE: We have been 883 00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:22,629 counting the days until you got here. 884 00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:24,631 LUCILLE: Oh. - All 46 of them. 885 00:44:24,798 --> 00:44:27,233 - Did you know it was 46, Stan? IDA: Heh. 886 00:44:27,434 --> 00:44:29,869 How's the movie coming along, Stanley? 887 00:44:31,104 --> 00:44:32,639 Oh, it's, uh... it's all set up 888 00:44:32,806 --> 00:44:34,541 - for when we finish the tour. LUCILLE: Oh. 889 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,743 There's this producer fella named Muffin. 890 00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:37,944 Miffin. 891 00:44:38,144 --> 00:44:40,447 And, uh, Stan has rewritten his script. 892 00:44:40,613 --> 00:44:42,382 Oliver, that's enough salt. 893 00:44:42,549 --> 00:44:43,950 You know it's bad for your blood pressure. 894 00:44:43,983 --> 00:44:45,785 Oh, sorry, angel, just a force of habit. 895 00:44:45,985 --> 00:44:47,554 Anyway, this producer is set to come by 896 00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:49,289 and see the show sometime next week. 897 00:44:49,456 --> 00:44:50,824 Isn't that right, Stan? 898 00:44:52,425 --> 00:44:56,196 Yeah, he said he'd-he'd try and get along. Mm. 899 00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:58,865 OLLIE: Stan has been taking wonderful care of me 900 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,335 and making sure that Daddy takes all of his tablets. 901 00:45:02,535 --> 00:45:04,137 Has he been taking the blue ones, Stanley? 902 00:45:04,137 --> 00:45:06,439 Blue ones? I... I've been giving him green ones. 903 00:45:06,606 --> 00:45:09,109 Green? Oh, my goodness. Oliver, what are they? 904 00:45:09,309 --> 00:45:10,643 - He's kidding. - Heh, heh, heh. 905 00:45:10,777 --> 00:45:12,379 LUCILLE: Well, I'm not finding that funny. 906 00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:14,681 - I was dancer. Yes? - Oh. 907 00:45:14,814 --> 00:45:16,483 I dance for Preston Sturges. 908 00:45:16,616 --> 00:45:18,585 - I dance for Harold Lloyd. - Really, Ida? 909 00:45:18,752 --> 00:45:20,153 You've never mentioned this before. 910 00:45:20,253 --> 00:45:22,822 When my knee hurt, what I do, hmm? 911 00:45:23,230 --> 00:45:25,250 I dance some more, yes? 912 00:45:25,191 --> 00:45:28,595 I go faster, I jump high, and hurt go away. 913 00:45:28,762 --> 00:45:30,597 - Oh. Mm. - Hmm? I forget pain, 914 00:45:30,797 --> 00:45:33,299 because pain is only in your mind, Oliver. 915 00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:35,268 It's not in his mind, Ida. It's in his knee. 916 00:45:35,435 --> 00:45:37,704 And there's no way that you can do the scene in this movie 917 00:45:37,804 --> 00:45:39,205 where you fall into the river. 918 00:45:39,339 --> 00:45:41,641 - I've been telling her about the script. - Oh. 919 00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:45,178 - Director can use double. - That's what I told her. 920 00:45:45,345 --> 00:45:46,780 - Sturges use double. LUCILLE: It's okay 921 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:48,181 for Babe to sit about in a river all day, 922 00:45:48,181 --> 00:45:49,449 is it, catching his death of cold? 923 00:45:49,482 --> 00:45:50,550 Honestly, Stanley, come on. 924 00:45:50,684 --> 00:45:52,218 Why you say Stanley? 925 00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:53,720 - What? - What? 926 00:45:53,853 --> 00:45:56,589 Anyway, show must go on, yes? 927 00:45:56,756 --> 00:45:57,991 And don't worry about river jump. 928 00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,759 It's easy as cake. 929 00:45:59,926 --> 00:46:02,195 - Easy as pie. - Yeah, it's-it's a piece of cake. 930 00:46:02,362 --> 00:46:04,230 That's what I say. 931 00:46:06,299 --> 00:46:08,835 What do you see in a fat old man like me? 932 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:13,600 Hey, you, that's my husband you're talking about. 933 00:46:14,307 --> 00:46:18,178 I love you, and you can't stop me. 934 00:46:19,713 --> 00:46:22,820 - Well, all right. - Mmm. 935 00:46:23,183 --> 00:46:25,585 [BOTH SIGH] 936 00:46:26,586 --> 00:46:27,854 [LUCILLE CHUCKLES] 937 00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:29,923 How was the trip over with Ida? 938 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,359 Oh, you know Ida. Exhausting. 939 00:46:32,525 --> 00:46:34,427 When she gets something in her head, 940 00:46:34,594 --> 00:46:37,497 she won't let it go till she's worried it to death, 941 00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:39,399 and God forbid anyone should raise 942 00:46:39,566 --> 00:46:41,267 the slightest criticism of Stanley. 943 00:46:41,434 --> 00:46:43,269 Heh, heh. She's a real piece of work. 944 00:46:43,436 --> 00:46:45,710 Yeah. 945 00:46:45,905 --> 00:46:48,708 Has he been pushing you a little too hard, Babe? 946 00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:50,510 No. 947 00:46:52,512 --> 00:46:54,581 I mean, it is a bit more difficult 948 00:46:54,781 --> 00:46:58,351 than I thought it might be, but... 949 00:46:59,552 --> 00:47:01,921 the show must go on. 950 00:47:03,189 --> 00:47:05,191 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 951 00:47:08,395 --> 00:47:12,980 I think she wear pants in Hardy house, no? 952 00:47:12,265 --> 00:47:16,102 Oliver is like cat on hot roof with Lucille. 953 00:47:16,302 --> 00:47:17,937 Babe's been like that with all his wives. 954 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:19,339 He runs round after them, 955 00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:21,174 jumping up and down, trying to please them. 956 00:47:21,341 --> 00:47:22,876 Oh, you can learn this? 957 00:47:23,430 --> 00:47:24,440 [CHUCKLES] 958 00:47:24,244 --> 00:47:26,120 She's been good for him, 959 00:47:26,179 --> 00:47:28,415 considering the state he was in. 960 00:47:28,581 --> 00:47:30,784 The state we were both in. 961 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,389 But now we don't drink and we don't smoke, 962 00:47:36,556 --> 00:47:39,159 and we're very happy. 963 00:47:39,793 --> 00:47:42,929 He should say thank you to you for all you do for him. 964 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,900 You could have long time ago said, "Goodbye, Oliver." 965 00:47:47,670 --> 00:47:51,137 That's all in the past, and it's where it should stay. 966 00:47:52,272 --> 00:47:54,700 Thank you. 967 00:47:54,441 --> 00:47:55,909 You crazy. Send it back. 968 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,811 I don't want to drink it. I just want to smell it. 969 00:47:57,844 --> 00:47:59,145 No, it's bad for diabetes. 970 00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:00,814 No. 971 00:48:03,883 --> 00:48:05,785 Now you can't drink. 972 00:48:12,359 --> 00:48:15,295 I don't want to lose you, Stanley. 973 00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:25,705 STAN: Mmm. 974 00:48:26,906 --> 00:48:30,677 And to think nobody knows that you're really a man. 975 00:48:31,978 --> 00:48:33,980 [♪♪♪] 976 00:48:34,147 --> 00:48:35,749 [CHATTERING] 977 00:48:41,788 --> 00:48:43,790 [CROWD MURMURING] 978 00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:56,636 Would you like me to arrange you tickets for Norman Wisdom? 979 00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:58,138 Oh, I don't know who that is. 980 00:48:58,304 --> 00:49:00,730 Oh, one of the comic minds of our generation. 981 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,474 Oh, well, that's wonderful. 982 00:49:01,641 --> 00:49:03,900 - I'll speak to Oliver. - Absolutely. 983 00:49:03,430 --> 00:49:04,678 - Yea high, cap. After you. - Thank you. Oh. 984 00:49:04,711 --> 00:49:06,112 - Mm-mm. No, no, no. No, no. - What? 985 00:49:06,146 --> 00:49:07,647 No, I don't want to sit next to him. 986 00:49:07,814 --> 00:49:09,115 - Hello. Hello. DELFONT: Evening. 987 00:49:09,883 --> 00:49:12,152 Sold out. Wonderful. 988 00:49:12,318 --> 00:49:13,820 Huge box office. 989 00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:16,389 - Who? - They sold a lot of tickets, Ida. 990 00:49:19,793 --> 00:49:21,361 [ORCHESTRA PLAYS "DANCE OF THE CUCKOOS"] 991 00:49:21,428 --> 00:49:24,640 [APPLAUDING] 992 00:49:28,234 --> 00:49:30,236 [LAUGHING] 993 00:49:41,147 --> 00:49:42,182 [MUSIC STOPS] 994 00:49:42,349 --> 00:49:44,784 [GUITAR PLAYING "THE TRAIL OF THE LONESOME PINE"] 995 00:49:48,788 --> 00:49:52,826 ♪ On a mountain in Virginia ♪ 996 00:49:52,992 --> 00:49:56,129 ♪ Stands a lonesome pine ♪ 997 00:49:56,996 --> 00:50:00,767 ♪ Just below is the cabin home ♪ 998 00:50:00,934 --> 00:50:04,404 ♪ Of a little girl of mine ♪ 999 00:50:04,604 --> 00:50:06,673 ♪ Her name is June ♪ 1000 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,142 ♪ And very, very soon ♪ 1001 00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:12,579 ♪ She'll belong to me ♪ 1002 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:17,170 ♪ For I know she's waiting there for me ♪ 1003 00:50:17,183 --> 00:50:21,855 ♪ Neath that lone pine tree ♪ 1004 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:24,391 BOTH: ♪ In the ♪ 1005 00:50:24,557 --> 00:50:27,827 ♪ Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia ♪ 1006 00:50:27,994 --> 00:50:31,464 ♪ On the trail of the lonesome pine ♪ 1007 00:50:31,664 --> 00:50:36,690 ♪ In the pale moonshine Our hearts entwine ♪ 1008 00:50:36,236 --> 00:50:39,973 ♪ Where she carved her name And I carved mine ♪ 1009 00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:42,420 - ♪ Oh, June, oh, June ♪ - ♪ Oh, June ♪ 1010 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:43,710 ♪ Just like the mountains I'm blue ♪ 1011 00:50:43,877 --> 00:50:45,779 ♪ Like the pine ♪ 1012 00:50:45,945 --> 00:50:49,249 ♪ I am lonesome for you ♪ 1013 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:52,118 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1014 00:50:52,285 --> 00:50:53,820 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 1015 00:50:54,854 --> 00:51:00,660 ♪ In the Blue Ridge Mountains Of Virginia ♪ 1016 00:51:00,827 --> 00:51:04,497 ♪ On the trail of the lonesome pine ♪ 1017 00:51:04,664 --> 00:51:06,499 [IN DEEP VOICE] ♪ In the Blue Ridge Mountains ♪ 1018 00:51:06,666 --> 00:51:08,535 ♪ Of Virginia ♪ 1019 00:51:08,735 --> 00:51:12,305 ♪ On the trail of the lonesome pine ♪ 1020 00:51:12,472 --> 00:51:16,676 ♪ In the pale moonshine Our hearts entwine ♪ 1021 00:51:16,843 --> 00:51:20,460 ♪ Where she carved her name And I carved mine ♪ 1022 00:51:20,213 --> 00:51:22,148 ♪ Oh, June ♪ 1023 00:51:22,315 --> 00:51:24,150 ♪ Just like the mountains I'm blue ♪ 1024 00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:26,319 ♪ Like the pine ♪ 1025 00:51:26,486 --> 00:51:29,522 ♪ I am lonesome for you ♪ 1026 00:51:29,656 --> 00:51:31,570 [CARTOONY THUNK] 1027 00:51:31,257 --> 00:51:33,960 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] ♪ In the ♪ 1028 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,464 ♪ Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia ♪ 1029 00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:43,703 ♪ On the trail of the lonesome pine ♪♪ 1030 00:51:43,903 --> 00:51:45,805 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 1031 00:51:47,674 --> 00:51:48,908 [THUDS] 1032 00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:50,210 [GRUNTS] 1033 00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:52,545 [LAUGHS] 1034 00:51:55,348 --> 00:51:57,830 I wonder when the boys will be up. 1035 00:51:57,217 --> 00:51:59,753 Why don't you ask someone to go get them, hmm? 1036 00:51:59,919 --> 00:52:01,454 Well, he seems a little preoccupied 1037 00:52:01,621 --> 00:52:03,560 with his fancy friends. 1038 00:52:03,223 --> 00:52:05,580 Come, we stand like lemon, huh? 1039 00:52:05,225 --> 00:52:06,493 Oh, Ida. 1040 00:52:06,659 --> 00:52:07,961 [CHATTERING] 1041 00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:09,462 Hello. 1042 00:52:09,629 --> 00:52:11,364 Ladies, I was just on my way over. 1043 00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:12,799 Mrs. Laurel and Mrs. Hardy, 1044 00:52:12,966 --> 00:52:14,401 may I introduce Lord and Lady Warley 1045 00:52:14,501 --> 00:52:15,635 and Mr. and Mrs. Brockett-Smith. 1046 00:52:15,668 --> 00:52:17,103 - Hello. - Good evening. 1047 00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:18,905 Such a wonderful reception, isn't it, Ida? 1048 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,374 - It's okay. - Did you enjoy the show? 1049 00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:24,277 Oh, yes, very good. Stuff and nonsense, wasn't it? 1050 00:52:24,444 --> 00:52:26,513 Well, Mr. Delfont, he told us that... 1051 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,549 I have many offer to perform on London stage, 1052 00:52:29,749 --> 00:52:31,551 but Hollywood call me. 1053 00:52:31,751 --> 00:52:34,254 Oh, so you're a bit of an actress yourself, are you? 1054 00:52:34,421 --> 00:52:37,457 More of a dancer, really, with a very high pain threshold. 1055 00:52:37,657 --> 00:52:40,694 I make film with, uh, Preston Sturges and, um... 1056 00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:42,620 - Harold Lloyd. - Harold Lloyd. 1057 00:52:42,162 --> 00:52:43,430 No time for London stage. 1058 00:52:43,596 --> 00:52:45,265 No, and I'm sure the London stage 1059 00:52:45,465 --> 00:52:47,233 has been kicking itself all these years. 1060 00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:49,703 - Oh, yes. - Yes. 1061 00:52:50,537 --> 00:52:52,138 We have to find our boys. 1062 00:52:52,339 --> 00:52:53,840 Excuse me. 1063 00:52:54,641 --> 00:52:56,543 Two double acts for the price of one. 1064 00:52:56,710 --> 00:52:58,111 [CHUCKLES] 1065 00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,612 This line that Robin Hood has 1066 00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:01,848 about stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, 1067 00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:03,883 th-there's a gag there somewhere, isn't there? 1068 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,219 Babe, the girls are gonna be waiting for us downstairs. 1069 00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:08,521 Delfont wants us to meet these people from his charity. 1070 00:53:08,621 --> 00:53:11,910 No, never mind about them. They're not going anywhere. 1071 00:53:11,257 --> 00:53:13,827 We just need to work through this just a little bit more. 1072 00:53:13,993 --> 00:53:16,463 Hey, when is Muffin coming to see the show? 1073 00:53:18,310 --> 00:53:19,265 He didn't say. 1074 00:53:19,432 --> 00:53:21,668 He should have been here tonight. Went big tonight. 1075 00:53:21,835 --> 00:53:23,203 That was a crackerjack, wasn't it? 1076 00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:24,671 - Ha, ha, ha. - It was. 1077 00:53:24,838 --> 00:53:26,740 All right, all right, how-how about this? 1078 00:53:26,906 --> 00:53:30,777 How about we tell Robin Hood, "You've got it all wrong. 1079 00:53:30,944 --> 00:53:32,746 "You ought to steal from the poor 1080 00:53:32,912 --> 00:53:34,881 - and give it to the rich." - No, no, that's not... 1081 00:53:34,914 --> 00:53:36,616 - Something like that. - That's not right, it's... 1082 00:53:36,616 --> 00:53:38,284 - Well, what is it? - Well, all-all right, okay. 1083 00:53:38,318 --> 00:53:39,519 - You got something... - How about... 1084 00:53:39,552 --> 00:53:41,540 Okay, how about this? Okay, I tap you 1085 00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:43,623 on the shoulder, and I say, uh, uh... 1086 00:53:43,790 --> 00:53:45,225 "Ollie, I got an idea. 1087 00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:47,394 "How about we-we give to the poor 1088 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,896 "by stealing from the poor? 1089 00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:51,664 That way, we cut out the middleman." 1090 00:53:51,865 --> 00:53:53,330 That's it. 1091 00:53:53,199 --> 00:53:54,768 - Ha. That's it. - All right. 1092 00:53:54,934 --> 00:53:57,737 Stealing from the rich to give to the poor. 1093 00:53:57,904 --> 00:53:59,973 Whoever heard of such a ridiculous idea? 1094 00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:01,741 Well, it's communism. 1095 00:54:01,908 --> 00:54:03,810 LUCILLE: Stanley, he is not gonna fall into that river. 1096 00:54:03,843 --> 00:54:05,512 OLLIE: The script says I fall in the river, 1097 00:54:05,645 --> 00:54:07,213 - that's what I have to do. - No, Oliver. 1098 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,150 - It's historical, right, Stan? - It is, yes. 1099 00:54:09,182 --> 00:54:11,510 I can't believe we have to see all these people. 1100 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,185 I just want to take a bath. 1101 00:54:12,385 --> 00:54:13,753 Yeah, I want you to take a bath. 1102 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,555 - Heh, heh. DELFONT: Ah. 1103 00:54:15,722 --> 00:54:16,990 There you are. 1104 00:54:17,190 --> 00:54:19,325 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Stan Laurel 1105 00:54:19,526 --> 00:54:21,561 and Mr. Oliver Hardy. 1106 00:54:21,695 --> 00:54:23,263 [APPLAUDING] 1107 00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:25,632 No. 1108 00:54:25,799 --> 00:54:27,100 - Yeah? - No, I-I don't want any. 1109 00:54:27,267 --> 00:54:28,268 - Oh. - Thank you, no. 1110 00:54:28,301 --> 00:54:29,569 I got a great thing going here. 1111 00:54:29,736 --> 00:54:31,538 The... the more I drink, the drunker she gets. 1112 00:54:31,705 --> 00:54:32,906 [IDA CHUCKLES] 1113 00:54:33,730 --> 00:54:35,909 - Do loosen up, angel. - Yes, loosen. 1114 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,780 This movie could be big break for boys. 1115 00:54:38,244 --> 00:54:40,146 Oh, please. A big break? 1116 00:54:40,313 --> 00:54:42,480 Oliver is 61 years old. 1117 00:54:42,215 --> 00:54:43,950 - He's made 150 films, Ida. - Shh. 1118 00:54:44,117 --> 00:54:45,719 Please tell me, how can they be 1119 00:54:45,885 --> 00:54:48,210 a matter of weeks away from making this movie, Stanley, 1120 00:54:48,188 --> 00:54:50,560 and still not have any shooting dates confirmed? 1121 00:54:50,123 --> 00:54:52,692 I mean, this is just such a ridiculous situation. 1122 00:54:52,859 --> 00:54:53,927 It may be ridiculous, 1123 00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:55,395 but situation's not Stanley's fault. 1124 00:54:55,428 --> 00:54:56,763 - Honey, that's the... LUCILLE: What? 1125 00:54:56,796 --> 00:54:58,431 Please, w-we're here to have a nice time. 1126 00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:00,300 Well, whose fault is it, then, Ida? 1127 00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:02,202 - What are you trying to insinuate? - Oh, come on, now. 1128 00:55:02,235 --> 00:55:04,404 No. No, no, no. I'd like to know how this nutty tour... 1129 00:55:04,504 --> 00:55:06,539 which, let's face it, they're doing for the money... 1130 00:55:06,539 --> 00:55:08,274 has anything to do with Oliver. 1131 00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:14,180 Because Oliver make elephant film. 1132 00:55:15,215 --> 00:55:16,249 What? 1133 00:55:17,317 --> 00:55:18,585 - Gentlemen. LUCILLE: What? 1134 00:55:18,785 --> 00:55:20,954 May I present two huge fans of yours, 1135 00:55:21,121 --> 00:55:22,989 Lord Angus and Lady Mary Warley. 1136 00:55:23,156 --> 00:55:25,191 Ladies, I'm being the most terrible host. 1137 00:55:25,358 --> 00:55:27,560 Shall we sample the delights of the buffet? 1138 00:55:27,694 --> 00:55:30,263 My wife loves your films. 1139 00:55:30,463 --> 00:55:32,599 I-I don't really watch them myself. 1140 00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:34,100 I remember one about a piano. 1141 00:55:34,267 --> 00:55:36,169 You two had to push it up some stairs. 1142 00:55:36,403 --> 00:55:37,904 Have you seen that one? 1143 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,206 - No. - Oh, it's very good. 1144 00:55:40,373 --> 00:55:42,475 They had to push this piano up to the top of the stairs, 1145 00:55:42,509 --> 00:55:43,843 and it was a long way, hmm? 1146 00:55:43,977 --> 00:55:45,945 And you got it up to the top of the stairs, 1147 00:55:46,146 --> 00:55:47,714 and the bloody thing came sliding 1148 00:55:47,881 --> 00:55:49,916 - all the way down to the bottom again. OLLIE: Hmm, hmm. 1149 00:55:49,949 --> 00:55:52,252 And you two had to push it all the way back up. 1150 00:55:52,419 --> 00:55:54,254 - I know. I was there. - And would you believe, 1151 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,220 it only rolled all the way down again. 1152 00:55:56,189 --> 00:55:59,893 - Ha-ha-ha! - Yes, that's what happened. 1153 00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:02,228 Was the piano damaged? 1154 00:56:02,395 --> 00:56:03,897 - It was a prop. - No, it was a... 1155 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:05,832 Would you please excuse us for a moment? 1156 00:56:05,999 --> 00:56:08,234 - Oh. - J-Just one moment. 1157 00:56:09,436 --> 00:56:11,671 STAN: That was painful. OLLIE: Yeah. 1158 00:56:11,838 --> 00:56:14,574 What was that Ida just said about the elephant film? 1159 00:56:14,741 --> 00:56:16,676 You're not still carrying that around, are you? 1160 00:56:16,843 --> 00:56:18,745 No, it was just... you know, I like to 1161 00:56:18,912 --> 00:56:20,647 let off steam now and again, but she's... 1162 00:56:20,814 --> 00:56:23,216 she didn't know what she was saying. 1163 00:56:24,818 --> 00:56:26,586 You think this is all my fault 1164 00:56:26,753 --> 00:56:28,655 because I went ahead and did a picture 1165 00:56:28,822 --> 00:56:30,223 with someone else 16 years ago? 1166 00:56:30,390 --> 00:56:31,491 Is that what you think? 1167 00:56:32,525 --> 00:56:33,793 You weren't there anymore. 1168 00:56:33,993 --> 00:56:36,463 - You left the studio. - I was fired. 1169 00:56:36,629 --> 00:56:39,899 Because you were a pain in the ***, Stan. 1170 00:56:40,660 --> 00:56:42,235 You refused to negotiate with Hal. 1171 00:56:42,402 --> 00:56:43,737 I was still under contract, 1172 00:56:43,903 --> 00:56:45,772 so I had to do that picture without you. 1173 00:56:45,939 --> 00:56:49,409 Well, that's, uh... that's not how I see it. 1174 00:56:50,377 --> 00:56:52,746 And how do you see it, Stan? 1175 00:56:52,912 --> 00:56:55,148 Well, if we're laying all our cards on the table, 1176 00:56:55,315 --> 00:56:57,584 the-the only reason we're in this situation now 1177 00:56:57,751 --> 00:57:00,720 is because when I was trying to get a better deal from Hal, 1178 00:57:00,854 --> 00:57:02,155 you were nowhere to be seen. 1179 00:57:02,355 --> 00:57:04,591 I had no choice, and you know it. 1180 00:57:04,758 --> 00:57:06,593 - I was broke. - You had a choice. 1181 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,696 You chose to be down at the-the country club or the racetrack. 1182 00:57:09,863 --> 00:57:12,650 We had a good thing going with Hal, 1183 00:57:12,232 --> 00:57:14,334 but you had this big chip on your shoulder 1184 00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:16,503 because you weren't being treated like Chaplin. 1185 00:57:16,669 --> 00:57:19,720 You're damn right. And you didn't have the guts 1186 00:57:19,239 --> 00:57:21,207 to ask for the deal that we deserved. 1187 00:57:21,374 --> 00:57:23,760 I'm getting a drink. 1188 00:57:23,243 --> 00:57:25,780 But, look, Ida, I don't want to fight. 1189 00:57:25,245 --> 00:57:26,946 I just want to do what's best for Babe. 1190 00:57:27,113 --> 00:57:29,349 - Oliver agreed to tour, no? - Well, yes, he did. He did. 1191 00:57:29,382 --> 00:57:30,650 Okay, so life is not easy. 1192 00:57:30,817 --> 00:57:32,552 It never ever come on dinner plate. 1193 00:57:32,719 --> 00:57:34,854 Are you implying that Oliver and I aren't hard-working? 1194 00:57:35,210 --> 00:57:36,456 You live in Hollywood. 1195 00:57:36,623 --> 00:57:38,258 - So do you and Stan. - No, no, no, no, no. 1196 00:57:38,258 --> 00:57:40,927 I may live in Hollywood, but I am not Hollywood. 1197 00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:43,496 Ida, you are the epitome of Hollywood. 1198 00:57:43,663 --> 00:57:46,199 - Don't you pity me. - What? Oh. 1199 00:57:46,366 --> 00:57:48,134 I work my entire life to get where I am. 1200 00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:50,837 - Well, hey, I had a job. - Yeah, poo-poo, script lady. 1201 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,472 Well, how's your acting career these days? 1202 00:57:52,505 --> 00:57:53,506 - No. - Yes. 1203 00:57:53,506 --> 00:57:54,874 If you're accusing me 1204 00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:57,911 of trying to get along with people, well, then I'm guilty. 1205 00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:00,714 I'm an actor. I do like people to like me. 1206 00:58:00,914 --> 00:58:02,248 I want people to hire me. 1207 00:58:02,415 --> 00:58:04,384 Sure, you wouldn't say "boo" to a goose. 1208 00:58:04,551 --> 00:58:05,952 Everybody loves Babe. 1209 00:58:06,119 --> 00:58:08,188 Come and play a round with Babe. 1210 00:58:08,355 --> 00:58:11,570 While I'm sleeping on a couch in the editing suite. 1211 00:58:11,224 --> 00:58:12,859 Well, that's how you wanted it. 1212 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,195 You cared about those things. I didn't. 1213 00:58:15,362 --> 00:58:16,930 Well, you can't have, or you wouldn't 1214 00:58:17,970 --> 00:58:18,765 have gone off to work with somebody else. 1215 00:58:19,999 --> 00:58:22,502 I-I couldn't sleep for days when they told me what you did. 1216 00:58:22,669 --> 00:58:24,671 And I couldn't sleep when I did it. 1217 00:58:26,439 --> 00:58:28,675 But you still did it. 1218 00:58:29,943 --> 00:58:32,912 You betrayed me, betrayed our friendship. 1219 00:58:33,113 --> 00:58:34,914 Friendship? 1220 00:58:35,115 --> 00:58:37,851 We're friends because Hal Roach put us together, 1221 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,986 and the only reason we stayed together 1222 00:58:40,153 --> 00:58:41,888 was because the audience wanted it. 1223 00:58:43,230 --> 00:58:44,991 I have real friends. 1224 00:58:45,158 --> 00:58:48,828 And yes, we play golf, and we go to ball games, 1225 00:58:48,995 --> 00:58:51,731 and we have sauerkraut on our bratwurst. 1226 00:58:51,898 --> 00:58:54,670 People will remember our movies 1227 00:58:54,234 --> 00:58:57,303 long after you've finished your hot dog. 1228 00:58:57,504 --> 00:58:59,572 You know something, you're just a lazy *** 1229 00:58:59,739 --> 00:59:01,875 who got lucky 'cause you met me. 1230 00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:03,343 Lucky? 1231 00:59:03,510 --> 00:59:05,612 To spend my life with a hollow man 1232 00:59:05,779 --> 00:59:07,847 who hides behind his typewriter? 1233 00:59:08,682 --> 00:59:11,151 You're not real, Stan. 1234 00:59:11,317 --> 00:59:14,821 You're hollow. You're empty. 1235 00:59:19,793 --> 00:59:21,895 I loved us. 1236 00:59:22,662 --> 00:59:27,667 You loved Laurel and Hardy, but you never loved me. 1237 00:59:30,403 --> 00:59:32,138 So what? 1238 00:59:37,510 --> 00:59:39,212 [CROWD CHUCKLING] 1239 00:59:46,386 --> 00:59:48,388 [♪♪♪] 1240 00:59:53,259 --> 00:59:55,261 [APPLAUSE] 1241 01:00:01,468 --> 01:00:03,303 LORD WARLEY: Bravo! 1242 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,141 Was that funny? 1243 01:00:08,308 --> 01:00:10,310 [OLLIE PANTING] 1244 01:00:17,384 --> 01:00:19,686 What are you gonna say to him? 1245 01:00:21,454 --> 01:00:23,256 Nothing. 1246 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,558 There's nothing to say. 1247 01:00:25,725 --> 01:00:27,527 [LUCILLE SIGHS] 1248 01:00:27,694 --> 01:00:30,630 Oliver, I would go to the ends of the earth for you, 1249 01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:33,466 I would do anything for you, but I won't stand by 1250 01:00:33,633 --> 01:00:37,637 and watch this lifestyle of yours put you in a wooden box. 1251 01:00:38,605 --> 01:00:39,873 There, I've said it. 1252 01:00:40,730 --> 01:00:42,442 I'm sorry, but it's true. 1253 01:00:44,911 --> 01:00:46,880 You know what? 1254 01:00:48,815 --> 01:00:51,384 You're absolutely right. 1255 01:00:53,190 --> 01:00:55,689 Just as soon as we're finished up here, 1256 01:00:55,855 --> 01:00:58,580 that's it. 1257 01:00:58,224 --> 01:01:00,427 I'm through with him. 1258 01:01:00,627 --> 01:01:02,896 Once and for all. 1259 01:01:04,497 --> 01:01:06,433 [SOBBING] 1260 01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:09,569 Oh, Babe. 1261 01:01:15,942 --> 01:01:17,544 [SIGHS] 1262 01:01:17,711 --> 01:01:20,413 - Tsk, tsk, tsk. - Shh. Oh, Babe. 1263 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,280 Good morning. 1264 01:01:35,195 --> 01:01:37,630 Your taxi's outside, Mr. Laurel. 1265 01:01:37,230 --> 01:01:38,998 Have you seen Mr. Hardy at all? 1266 01:01:39,165 --> 01:01:41,267 He left about 15 minutes ago, sir. 1267 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:45,672 Thank you. 1268 01:01:50,430 --> 01:01:52,879 [BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC] 1269 01:01:57,830 --> 01:01:58,651 MAN: There you are. 1270 01:02:12,165 --> 01:02:13,666 [STAN SIGHS] 1271 01:02:18,938 --> 01:02:20,707 Morning. 1272 01:02:23,543 --> 01:02:25,145 [OLLIE CLEARS THROAT] 1273 01:02:27,947 --> 01:02:29,849 [SIGHS] 1274 01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,718 Welcome to Worthing, gentlemen. 1275 01:02:31,885 --> 01:02:34,870 - Can I get you anything? - If you don't mind, 1276 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,222 I would love a cup of tea, please. 1277 01:02:36,389 --> 01:02:37,824 - Of course. - I'll do it. 1278 01:02:38,992 --> 01:02:40,360 I'd rather you made my cup of tea, 1279 01:02:40,493 --> 01:02:41,995 if that's all right. 1280 01:02:43,196 --> 01:02:45,498 - Of course. - Thank you. 1281 01:02:45,665 --> 01:02:47,801 Um, how do you take it? 1282 01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:50,370 Milk, four sugars. 1283 01:02:53,206 --> 01:02:55,842 Milk and four sugars, please. 1284 01:02:55,975 --> 01:02:57,544 Of course. 1285 01:03:05,919 --> 01:03:06,953 Ahh. 1286 01:03:11,391 --> 01:03:12,759 Thank you very kindly. 1287 01:03:14,394 --> 01:03:15,695 Well, I think it's amazing 1288 01:03:15,862 --> 01:03:17,864 that you two are still going strong, 1289 01:03:18,310 --> 01:03:20,600 still using the same old material. 1290 01:03:24,504 --> 01:03:27,407 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1291 01:03:27,574 --> 01:03:30,276 STAN: Uh, I, uh, wanted to tell you something. 1292 01:03:30,443 --> 01:03:32,879 So, I was talking to this fella about, uh... about eggs. 1293 01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:34,514 I know you like your eggs. 1294 01:03:34,681 --> 01:03:36,583 And, uh, he said they get a powder 1295 01:03:36,783 --> 01:03:38,852 to supplement the government ration. 1296 01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:42,550 You get a packet a month, same as a dozen eggs. 1297 01:03:42,222 --> 01:03:44,491 Doesn't taste too good, but, uh, 1298 01:03:44,724 --> 01:03:47,227 you can make an omelet with it. 1299 01:03:48,261 --> 01:03:49,295 That's what he said. 1300 01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:52,165 Stan, I have nothing to say. 1301 01:03:53,533 --> 01:03:55,869 Well, I've got nothing to say to you, too. 1302 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:57,671 And you can ignore what I just said, 1303 01:03:57,837 --> 01:03:59,720 because I won't be repeating it. 1304 01:03:59,105 --> 01:04:01,241 Right. Enough bits. 1305 01:04:02,542 --> 01:04:04,440 Ah, forget it. 1306 01:04:04,244 --> 01:04:06,212 WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER]: To present the crown 1307 01:04:06,379 --> 01:04:09,716 to the winner of the Bathing Beauty Contest, 1308 01:04:09,883 --> 01:04:12,819 Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy. 1309 01:04:13,190 --> 01:04:15,422 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 1310 01:04:18,224 --> 01:04:19,626 Thank you. Aren't-aren't they... 1311 01:04:19,826 --> 01:04:21,294 aren't they beautiful? 1312 01:04:21,461 --> 01:04:23,830 Ladies and gentlemen, uh, Mr. Hardy and myself 1313 01:04:23,997 --> 01:04:27,934 would like to thank you for such a warm, warm welcome 1314 01:04:28,101 --> 01:04:30,336 we've received here from everyone in-in Worthing, 1315 01:04:30,537 --> 01:04:32,739 our favorite seaside town. 1316 01:04:38,745 --> 01:04:41,948 And, uh, really, I-I suppose all that remains 1317 01:04:42,115 --> 01:04:45,318 is for me to put this lovely tiara crown 1318 01:04:45,485 --> 01:04:47,354 on our beautiful winner. 1319 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,390 Will you... will you quit sulking and get up here? 1320 01:04:50,557 --> 01:04:51,858 And the winner... 1321 01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:53,426 [CROWD GASPING] 1322 01:04:56,296 --> 01:04:57,530 [GRUNTS] 1323 01:04:57,697 --> 01:04:59,432 Babe, you're not... Babe, Babe, what happened? 1324 01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:00,500 You all right? 1325 01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:02,435 What's going on? What's going on, buddy? 1326 01:05:02,602 --> 01:05:04,437 Uh, someone turned out the lights. 1327 01:05:04,604 --> 01:05:06,306 [GROANS] 1328 01:05:06,473 --> 01:05:07,807 Talk to me. 1329 01:05:07,974 --> 01:05:09,776 STAN: Excuse me, ma'am. 1330 01:05:09,943 --> 01:05:11,945 [OLLIE PANTING] 1331 01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:14,981 This is so stupid. 1332 01:05:15,148 --> 01:05:17,500 - Okay. - Here, 430. 1333 01:05:17,217 --> 01:05:18,218 [KNOCKS] 1334 01:05:18,418 --> 01:05:19,419 Lucille? 1335 01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:21,870 I've got my key here somewhere. 1336 01:05:21,321 --> 01:05:22,722 He had-had a funny turn. 1337 01:05:22,856 --> 01:05:24,257 Oh, my goodness. What happened? 1338 01:05:24,424 --> 01:05:25,992 STAN: Well, we were about to go onstage, 1339 01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:27,460 and he said he wasn't feeling well, 1340 01:05:27,627 --> 01:05:29,620 and he sort of collapsed. 1341 01:05:29,229 --> 01:05:30,997 Collapsed? No, I need to get a doctor right now. 1342 01:05:31,310 --> 01:05:32,232 No doctor. 1343 01:05:32,399 --> 01:05:34,100 I got him here as fast as I could. 1344 01:05:34,267 --> 01:05:36,669 You should have taken him to the hospital. Look at the state he's in. 1345 01:05:36,703 --> 01:05:37,871 - I tried. - Yes, hello. 1346 01:05:38,380 --> 01:05:39,506 This is Mrs. Hardy in room 430. 1347 01:05:39,673 --> 01:05:41,508 Now, I need a doctor to attend 1348 01:05:41,675 --> 01:05:43,276 to my husband right away, please. 1349 01:05:43,443 --> 01:05:45,345 - Mr. Oliver Hardy. OLLIE: Don't worry, I'm fine. 1350 01:05:45,478 --> 01:05:46,780 LUCILLE: My goodness, please hurry up. 1351 01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:47,981 I'm so sorry, Lucille. 1352 01:05:48,148 --> 01:05:49,983 Thank you, Stan. I'll take it from here. 1353 01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:51,985 OLLIE: It's fine. Don't worry. You hang up. 1354 01:05:52,152 --> 01:05:53,820 LUCILLE: Goodness, why are they taking so long? 1355 01:05:53,820 --> 01:05:56,156 - Hang up. - Oh, my goodness, please hurry up. 1356 01:05:56,322 --> 01:05:59,426 Yes, I already told you... 1357 01:06:01,940 --> 01:06:03,960 [♪♪♪] 1358 01:06:11,404 --> 01:06:13,473 STAN: Lucille won't let anybody near him. 1359 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,743 We can't expect him back anytime soon? 1360 01:06:19,112 --> 01:06:21,848 - I-I don't think so. - Oh, shame. 1361 01:06:22,150 --> 01:06:24,170 The advance London bookings are very strong. 1362 01:06:24,184 --> 01:06:25,719 Everyone wants to see you. 1363 01:06:25,885 --> 01:06:27,987 Show's a huge success. 1364 01:06:28,621 --> 01:06:30,790 It's not Babe's fault that he got sick. 1365 01:06:30,957 --> 01:06:33,693 No, of course not. Of course not. 1366 01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,528 [DELFONT CHUCKLES] 1367 01:06:36,463 --> 01:06:37,964 Stanley, am I right in thinking 1368 01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:39,933 that before you teamed up with Oliver, 1369 01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:41,668 you used to work with other partners? 1370 01:06:43,336 --> 01:06:45,572 Well, yes, when I was in vaudeville, 1371 01:06:45,739 --> 01:06:47,574 I-I worked with lots of different partners. 1372 01:06:47,741 --> 01:06:50,643 Um... of course, Charlie Chaplin was one. 1373 01:06:50,777 --> 01:06:52,412 - Mm. - But th-these were very fleeting... 1374 01:06:52,445 --> 01:06:54,247 And, of course, Oliver made his elephant film 1375 01:06:54,414 --> 01:06:55,515 with a different partner. 1376 01:06:57,717 --> 01:06:59,452 Well, what's that got to do with anything? 1377 01:06:59,619 --> 01:07:01,187 Oh, I don't know. 1378 01:07:01,354 --> 01:07:03,356 Random thought. Heh. 1379 01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:06,559 There's a, um... there's a very popular 1380 01:07:06,593 --> 01:07:08,261 double act here called Cook and Baker. 1381 01:07:08,428 --> 01:07:10,230 Cook is basically Hardy to Baker's Laurel, 1382 01:07:10,397 --> 01:07:11,798 if you see what I mean. 1383 01:07:11,965 --> 01:07:14,834 And I was just wondering whether you might consider 1384 01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:16,536 doing a couple of shows with Nobby Cook, 1385 01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:20,707 just to keep the seats full until Oliver can return. 1386 01:07:20,874 --> 01:07:22,876 Go on without Babe? 1387 01:07:24,377 --> 01:07:26,813 Well, something to mull over, anyway. 1388 01:07:28,748 --> 01:07:33,219 After all, those sausages don't pay for themselves. 1389 01:07:35,555 --> 01:07:37,557 [♪♪♪] 1390 01:07:51,871 --> 01:07:53,473 Hi, Stan. 1391 01:07:53,673 --> 01:07:55,141 Please don't tire him out. 1392 01:07:59,746 --> 01:08:01,748 [♪♪♪] 1393 01:08:14,494 --> 01:08:15,562 Hello, Ollie. 1394 01:08:17,263 --> 01:08:20,660 I didn't expect to see you here today. 1395 01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:29,476 I got you something. 1396 01:08:31,544 --> 01:08:33,446 Eggs? 1397 01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:36,616 - Laid 'em myself. - Heh, heh. 1398 01:08:36,783 --> 01:08:40,353 I had to go down to the kitchen to see if they had any spare. 1399 01:08:40,553 --> 01:08:42,689 Three shillings each, they cost me. 1400 01:08:42,856 --> 01:08:44,691 Thank you, Stan. 1401 01:08:48,194 --> 01:08:50,296 I'll have one now, if I may. 1402 01:08:50,463 --> 01:08:51,898 Sure. 1403 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:57,437 You know, Lucille didn't have to go. 1404 01:08:57,470 --> 01:08:58,505 She could have stayed. 1405 01:08:58,672 --> 01:09:00,306 I mean, that-that argument we had 1406 01:09:00,473 --> 01:09:02,575 the other night, that was just... it was so silly. 1407 01:09:02,742 --> 01:09:04,644 It was... it was a-about nothing. 1408 01:09:04,778 --> 01:09:06,613 Just... 1409 01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:08,615 just nothing. 1410 01:09:09,783 --> 01:09:11,951 Babe, I-I wanted to talk to you... 1411 01:09:12,118 --> 01:09:13,687 I'm retiring. 1412 01:09:15,555 --> 01:09:17,257 What? 1413 01:09:17,857 --> 01:09:20,493 The doctors told me I can't continue with the tour, 1414 01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:23,997 and I have promised Lucille I won't. 1415 01:09:26,433 --> 01:09:29,350 So I'm retiring, Stan. 1416 01:09:29,202 --> 01:09:32,405 I've promised Lucille, and that's that. 1417 01:09:32,605 --> 01:09:33,573 [STAN SIGHS] 1418 01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:34,741 I'm sorry. 1419 01:09:36,276 --> 01:09:38,745 I should never have had us take this tour. 1420 01:09:38,912 --> 01:09:41,715 Well, je ne regrette rien. 1421 01:09:41,881 --> 01:09:44,117 And you shouldn't regrette rien, either. 1422 01:09:45,719 --> 01:09:48,880 Can't you just rest until you're better, 1423 01:09:48,254 --> 01:09:50,957 and then, you know, we could start again? 1424 01:09:51,124 --> 01:09:53,226 They say my heart won't take it. 1425 01:09:54,894 --> 01:09:56,290 So I'm going home 1426 01:09:56,763 --> 01:09:59,966 just as soon as we can arrange the crossing. 1427 01:10:10,276 --> 01:10:12,178 You're retiring. 1428 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,549 - Oh. - Yes. 1429 01:10:19,185 --> 01:10:20,587 Retiring. 1430 01:10:29,462 --> 01:10:31,498 So, what have you been working on? 1431 01:10:31,664 --> 01:10:33,666 - What? - What new scenes for the movie 1432 01:10:33,867 --> 01:10:35,902 - have you been working on? - Oh. 1433 01:10:36,703 --> 01:10:38,204 Nothing, really. 1434 01:10:38,338 --> 01:10:40,407 I haven't seen you for two days, 1435 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:42,709 and you're trying to tell me you haven't been working 1436 01:10:42,776 --> 01:10:44,778 - on new material in that time? - Ha, ha. 1437 01:10:46,179 --> 01:10:47,514 Well... 1438 01:10:47,681 --> 01:10:49,482 Come on, then, out with it. 1439 01:10:49,616 --> 01:10:52,520 Well, I did have this idea for a... a romantic scene 1440 01:10:52,218 --> 01:10:53,953 where you're pining for Maid Marian, 1441 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,956 but she's holed up in a castle with the Sheriff of Nottingham. 1442 01:10:57,123 --> 01:10:58,124 Right. 1443 01:10:58,324 --> 01:11:00,627 And then we hear this very sad violin music, 1444 01:11:00,794 --> 01:11:02,862 and you start to cry; you can't handle it. 1445 01:11:03,630 --> 01:11:06,990 And, uh, of course, you're... you're bawling your eyes out, 1446 01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:07,634 the tears are bouncing off your cheeks, 1447 01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:09,169 but I'm not upset at all, you know, 1448 01:11:09,335 --> 01:11:10,737 and I-I don't know what to do. 1449 01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:12,572 - I'm... - Ha, ha, ha. 1450 01:11:12,739 --> 01:11:15,542 And, uh... and-and then suddenly, 1451 01:11:15,742 --> 01:11:17,377 I-I think, "Oh, I know. 1452 01:11:17,544 --> 01:11:18,912 "I'll-I'll get this potted plant, 1453 01:11:19,790 --> 01:11:20,647 and I'll put it underneath you." 1454 01:11:20,814 --> 01:11:22,349 - Ha, ha. - You know, so at least... 1455 01:11:22,515 --> 01:11:24,584 at least there'll be something to catch the tears 1456 01:11:24,751 --> 01:11:26,386 and give the plant... plant a watering. 1457 01:11:26,586 --> 01:11:29,823 But then the plant just starts growing like crazy, you know. 1458 01:11:29,989 --> 01:11:31,424 [OLLIE LAUGHS] 1459 01:11:31,591 --> 01:11:33,727 I'll get the prop boys to rig me up the tears 1460 01:11:33,893 --> 01:11:35,261 so they're like little waterfalls. 1461 01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:36,996 - That's right. - That'll be a riot. 1462 01:11:37,163 --> 01:11:39,499 That'll... that's great, Stan. That'll go big. 1463 01:11:39,666 --> 01:11:41,935 [COUGHING] 1464 01:11:49,175 --> 01:11:50,243 Would you do me a favor? 1465 01:11:50,443 --> 01:11:51,978 Will you pull this blanket up on me? 1466 01:11:52,145 --> 01:11:54,214 - Sure. - I just can't seem to get warm. 1467 01:11:54,381 --> 01:11:55,615 [OLLIE CLEARS THROAT] 1468 01:11:55,815 --> 01:11:57,784 My goodness, your hands are like ice. 1469 01:11:57,951 --> 01:12:00,860 - Yeah. - Here. 1470 01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,226 That better? 1471 01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:08,610 Yes. 1472 01:12:15,402 --> 01:12:17,904 So, have you talked to Delfont? 1473 01:12:18,471 --> 01:12:20,373 I spoke to him this morning. 1474 01:12:20,540 --> 01:12:22,308 What did he say? 1475 01:12:22,475 --> 01:12:25,311 Well, he... he didn't know you were retiring, of course, 1476 01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:28,715 but he asked me, since you were sick, 1477 01:12:28,882 --> 01:12:31,785 if I wouldn't mind carrying on the show with somebody else. 1478 01:12:33,553 --> 01:12:35,422 Who? 1479 01:12:35,588 --> 01:12:38,658 An English comedian called Nobby Cook. 1480 01:12:41,161 --> 01:12:43,396 Well, that makes sense. 1481 01:12:46,266 --> 01:12:48,568 It's for the best, Stan. 1482 01:12:51,338 --> 01:12:53,173 Maybe it is. 1483 01:12:55,742 --> 01:12:58,878 Well, that's settled, then. 1484 01:12:59,450 --> 01:13:03,650 I'm retiring, and you're going on with a new partner. 1485 01:13:04,184 --> 01:13:05,752 Hmm. 1486 01:13:05,919 --> 01:13:07,554 Yes. 1487 01:13:08,822 --> 01:13:10,557 That's it. 1488 01:13:20,133 --> 01:13:24,700 The other night, uh, those things you said... 1489 01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:26,172 did you mean them? 1490 01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:30,430 No. 1491 01:13:32,846 --> 01:13:33,880 Did you? 1492 01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:35,715 No. 1493 01:13:38,151 --> 01:13:39,986 Good. 1494 01:13:40,153 --> 01:13:42,155 [♪♪♪] 1495 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,459 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1496 01:13:46,626 --> 01:13:49,896 Stanley, may I introduce to you Mr. Nobby Cook, 1497 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,132 one of our finest music hall comedians. 1498 01:13:52,298 --> 01:13:54,340 Very pleased to meet you, Nobby. 1499 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,360 I've heard a lot of great things about you. 1500 01:13:56,202 --> 01:13:58,538 Mr. Laurel, I'm a big fan of yours. 1501 01:13:58,705 --> 01:14:00,974 - I've seen all your films. - Oh, we'll have none of that. 1502 01:14:01,410 --> 01:14:02,342 You're Nobby. I'm Stanley. 1503 01:14:02,509 --> 01:14:04,244 I'm looking forward to rolling my sleeves up 1504 01:14:04,277 --> 01:14:06,546 - and getting to work with you. - Oh, thank you very much. 1505 01:14:06,713 --> 01:14:08,448 It's very nice of you to say so. 1506 01:14:08,682 --> 01:14:11,170 Heh, heh. You two are gonna be absolutely terrific together. 1507 01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:12,952 Wonderful rapport. I'm laughing already. 1508 01:14:13,119 --> 01:14:14,521 Dare we attempt a run-through? 1509 01:14:14,654 --> 01:14:16,489 If you like. I-I mean, it's up to Stan. 1510 01:14:16,656 --> 01:14:17,991 Well, I can go off, come on again 1511 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,160 - and take it from the top. - That'll be great. 1512 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,295 Good idea. 1513 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:24,931 Belting, this, Stan, eh? 1514 01:14:25,980 --> 01:14:27,233 Ha-ha-ha. Guaranteed laughs. 1515 01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:31,171 [COOK LAUGHING] 1516 01:14:37,544 --> 01:14:39,412 What have you got there? 1517 01:14:39,946 --> 01:14:41,414 Hard-boiled eggs and nuts? 1518 01:14:41,581 --> 01:14:44,818 Hard-boiled eggs and nuts? Don't be so daft. 1519 01:14:44,984 --> 01:14:46,453 - What's the matter with you? DELFONT: Ha, ha. 1520 01:14:46,486 --> 01:14:47,821 COOK: I can't eat that. 1521 01:14:47,987 --> 01:14:50,957 DELFONT: Okay, and cue Stanley. 1522 01:14:51,124 --> 01:14:52,759 [♪♪♪] 1523 01:14:53,593 --> 01:14:55,695 Isn't this so much nicer, Babe? 1524 01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:58,980 All the worry gone. 1525 01:14:58,965 --> 01:15:01,634 Just you and I relaxing together. 1526 01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:04,471 I spoke to Mother today, and she passes on her love. 1527 01:15:04,637 --> 01:15:06,720 MAN: And what, pray you, 1528 01:15:06,272 --> 01:15:08,641 has Robin Hood done to inspire such wrath? 1529 01:15:08,775 --> 01:15:10,744 OLLIE: Well, we've heard that he steals 1530 01:15:10,910 --> 01:15:13,480 from the poor to give to the rich. 1531 01:15:13,613 --> 01:15:16,316 - Isn't that right, Stan? - It certainly is. 1532 01:15:16,483 --> 01:15:18,218 He's got the whole thing the wrong way round. 1533 01:15:18,351 --> 01:15:19,619 Exactly. 1534 01:15:19,786 --> 01:15:23,230 Our idea, you see, is to give to the poor 1535 01:15:23,189 --> 01:15:24,858 by stealing from the poor, 1536 01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:27,930 thereby cutting out the middleman. 1537 01:15:27,260 --> 01:15:29,596 STAN: And the rich need never be any the wiser. 1538 01:15:29,796 --> 01:15:31,664 OLLIE: Precisely. STAN: Hmm. 1539 01:15:32,298 --> 01:15:35,235 - Oh! - Ha-ha-ha! 1540 01:15:37,504 --> 01:15:38,872 [YELLS] 1541 01:15:40,874 --> 01:15:42,108 [LAUGHING] 1542 01:15:48,915 --> 01:15:50,160 [SIGHS] 1543 01:15:50,216 --> 01:15:52,285 [FLUTTERING] 1544 01:15:59,359 --> 01:16:02,595 Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 1545 01:16:04,497 --> 01:16:05,532 Mm! 1546 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,972 [ORCHESTRA WARMING UP] 1547 01:16:22,582 --> 01:16:24,651 MAN: How's that for you, Mr. Cook? 1548 01:16:46,139 --> 01:16:47,374 [GRUNTS] 1549 01:16:53,947 --> 01:16:55,915 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 1550 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:57,884 please take your seats, as tonight's performance 1551 01:16:57,917 --> 01:16:59,953 with Mr. Stan Laurel and Mr. Nobby Cook 1552 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,554 is about to commence. 1553 01:17:02,722 --> 01:17:03,990 Laurel and Cook. 1554 01:17:04,157 --> 01:17:06,126 Enormously exciting. 1555 01:17:07,827 --> 01:17:10,300 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING "DANCE OF THE CUCKOOS"] 1556 01:17:29,382 --> 01:17:30,817 [MUSIC STOPS] 1557 01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:36,322 [AUDIENCE MURMURING] 1558 01:17:46,399 --> 01:17:47,867 [MUSIC RESUMES] 1559 01:18:02,349 --> 01:18:03,383 [MUSIC STOPS] 1560 01:18:03,550 --> 01:18:04,784 Ladies and gentlemen, 1561 01:18:04,984 --> 01:18:07,220 I'm afraid that, due to circumstances 1562 01:18:07,387 --> 01:18:10,223 beyond our control, tonight's performance 1563 01:18:10,390 --> 01:18:12,292 has been canceled. 1564 01:18:12,459 --> 01:18:13,760 [AUDIENCE GROANS] 1565 01:18:13,893 --> 01:18:14,994 DELFONT: Canceled? 1566 01:18:15,161 --> 01:18:16,229 [AUDIENCE CHATTERING] 1567 01:18:16,396 --> 01:18:17,964 MAN: What's going on? 1568 01:18:21,301 --> 01:18:24,337 ANNOUNCER: Tickets can be redeemed at the box office. 1569 01:18:24,537 --> 01:18:26,506 Redeemed? 1570 01:18:26,673 --> 01:18:29,750 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 1571 01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:49,629 You know, when you watch our movies, 1572 01:18:49,796 --> 01:18:52,799 nobody else in the stories knows us, 1573 01:18:53,466 --> 01:18:56,360 and we don't know anybody, either. 1574 01:18:57,504 --> 01:18:59,739 It was just the two of us. 1575 01:19:02,909 --> 01:19:05,211 All we had was each other. 1576 01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:10,150 It was just the way we wanted it. 1577 01:19:14,621 --> 01:19:16,823 I love him, Ida. 1578 01:19:21,795 --> 01:19:23,830 We go home? 1579 01:19:25,598 --> 01:19:27,167 Don't tell Babe. 1580 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:31,237 Tell him I'm going to continue with the dates in Ireland. 1581 01:19:31,404 --> 01:19:34,207 It would upset him to think about me canceling the tour. 1582 01:19:43,883 --> 01:19:45,852 LUCILLE: The doctor thinks you should be well enough 1583 01:19:45,885 --> 01:19:48,254 to travel tomorrow, which is wonderful. 1584 01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:50,457 Now, I'm gonna go down and see if there's any mail, 1585 01:19:50,457 --> 01:19:52,125 and then the Laurels will be stopping by 1586 01:19:52,258 --> 01:19:55,280 to say goodbye before they go to Ireland. 1587 01:19:55,195 --> 01:19:57,300 I do hope it's not gonna rain today. 1588 01:19:57,197 --> 01:19:58,665 When that wind gets up, 1589 01:19:58,832 --> 01:20:01,901 the chill cuts right through to the bone. 1590 01:20:04,871 --> 01:20:06,139 I won't be long, Babe. 1591 01:20:06,306 --> 01:20:08,908 - Hurry back. - Yeah. Mm. 1592 01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:18,885 [DOOR CLOSES THEN OLLIE SIGHS] 1593 01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:22,655 DOCTOR: Mr. Hardy, I believe you suffered 1594 01:20:22,822 --> 01:20:25,580 - a mild heart attack today. LUCILLE: Oh. 1595 01:20:25,225 --> 01:20:29,929 I also believe there is some evidence of congestive failure. 1596 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:32,132 LUCILLE Oh, dear God, I knew it. 1597 01:20:34,401 --> 01:20:35,835 WOMAN: Well, I think it's amazing 1598 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:37,737 that you two are still going strong. 1599 01:20:37,904 --> 01:20:39,873 I think it's wonderful you're still going. 1600 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:41,608 All me family love your films. 1601 01:20:41,775 --> 01:20:43,610 DOCTOR: I suggest you go home 1602 01:20:43,777 --> 01:20:46,460 as soon as you possibly can to seek specialist treatment. 1603 01:20:46,246 --> 01:20:48,415 RECEPTIONIST: You just wait till I tell me mam it's you. 1604 01:20:48,548 --> 01:20:50,717 LORD WARLEY: My wife loves your films. 1605 01:20:50,884 --> 01:20:54,220 DOCTOR: You cannot possibly go onstage again 1606 01:20:54,387 --> 01:20:56,823 in your current condition. 1607 01:21:04,698 --> 01:21:06,666 One of the bellboys down there... 1608 01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:09,102 Raymond, I think his name was... said to tell you 1609 01:21:09,269 --> 01:21:11,771 he had a good tip for you on a horse. 1610 01:21:11,938 --> 01:21:15,508 Have you been gambling, Oliver Hardy? 1611 01:21:15,675 --> 01:21:17,177 [SIGHS] 1612 01:21:20,547 --> 01:21:22,349 Oliver. 1613 01:21:23,216 --> 01:21:24,951 [SIGHS] 1614 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:29,789 Darling, you have money for bellboy? 1615 01:21:29,956 --> 01:21:30,957 STAN: Sure. 1616 01:21:31,157 --> 01:21:32,225 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1617 01:21:32,392 --> 01:21:35,610 Answer, please. I powder nose. 1618 01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,399 And give him five shillings only, no more. 1619 01:21:43,503 --> 01:21:46,139 I'm only supposed to give you a couple of... 1620 01:21:49,976 --> 01:21:51,778 You're not leaving, are you, Stan? 1621 01:21:54,514 --> 01:21:57,830 We've got some shows to do. 1622 01:22:03,423 --> 01:22:05,692 [CHUCKLING] 1623 01:22:16,102 --> 01:22:18,938 I think we should all get below now, out of this cold. 1624 01:22:19,105 --> 01:22:20,473 Darling, I agree. 1625 01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:23,309 Oliver, will you at least listen to me about this? 1626 01:22:23,476 --> 01:22:26,146 Or are you determined to catch pneumonia? 1627 01:22:26,312 --> 01:22:28,140 I'm enjoying the fresh air, honey. 1628 01:22:28,181 --> 01:22:29,382 Really? 1629 01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:32,180 Stan, why don't you come sit here? 1630 01:22:33,153 --> 01:22:34,621 You girls go ahead if you're cold. 1631 01:22:34,788 --> 01:22:36,423 All right. 1632 01:22:37,757 --> 01:22:39,459 Come on, Ida. 1633 01:22:39,626 --> 01:22:41,695 - I'll bring him down. - Yeah. 1634 01:22:41,861 --> 01:22:43,496 Come, we go. 1635 01:22:44,431 --> 01:22:45,999 [STAN SIGHS] 1636 01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:48,635 Thought you might want this back. 1637 01:22:48,802 --> 01:22:50,937 Heh. Thanks. 1638 01:22:59,946 --> 01:23:01,314 [SIGHS] 1639 01:23:01,481 --> 01:23:03,550 I lied to you, Babe. 1640 01:23:05,518 --> 01:23:07,454 What do you mean? 1641 01:23:08,755 --> 01:23:11,240 There is no movie. 1642 01:23:11,991 --> 01:23:15,395 Miffin told me two weeks ago it had fallen through. 1643 01:23:17,630 --> 01:23:19,265 I guess people just don't want to see 1644 01:23:19,466 --> 01:23:22,268 Laurel and Hardy pictures anymore. 1645 01:23:22,802 --> 01:23:24,204 But... 1646 01:23:24,904 --> 01:23:26,906 if I'd told you straightaway, then... 1647 01:23:27,730 --> 01:23:28,875 maybe we could have finished the tour early 1648 01:23:29,420 --> 01:23:31,878 and you wouldn't have gotten sick. 1649 01:23:37,350 --> 01:23:40,220 You knew two weeks ago there was no movie? 1650 01:23:40,387 --> 01:23:43,823 Yes, and I've been feeling terrible about it. 1651 01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:47,394 Stan... 1652 01:23:48,962 --> 01:23:50,296 I knew. 1653 01:23:51,831 --> 01:23:53,933 - You knew? - I knew. 1654 01:23:55,100 --> 01:23:57,537 Well, why didn't you tell me you knew? 1655 01:23:57,704 --> 01:24:00,674 I thought you already knew I knew. 1656 01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:02,976 How could I know that you knew I knew? 1657 01:24:03,143 --> 01:24:05,378 [CHUCKLING] 1658 01:24:05,545 --> 01:24:07,781 What would my line be here? 1659 01:24:07,947 --> 01:24:10,950 Um, well, "Now I know you knew, but I thought you knew I knew, 1660 01:24:11,117 --> 01:24:12,952 but you were pretending not to know I knew." 1661 01:24:13,153 --> 01:24:15,355 Ha-ha-ha. Thank you. 1662 01:24:16,322 --> 01:24:17,657 Wait, if we both knew, 1663 01:24:17,824 --> 01:24:19,959 why did we keep rehearsing the movie? 1664 01:24:23,630 --> 01:24:25,999 What else are we gonna do? 1665 01:24:28,601 --> 01:24:30,570 [♪♪♪] 1666 01:24:48,121 --> 01:24:50,457 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1667 01:25:08,441 --> 01:25:11,244 [BELLS CHIMING "DANCE OF THE CUCKOOS"] 1668 01:25:24,570 --> 01:25:25,425 STAN: Thank you. 1669 01:25:25,592 --> 01:25:27,327 Thank you very much. 1670 01:25:27,494 --> 01:25:30,960 Thank you. Thank you. 1671 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:34,000 - Thank you. Thank you so much. IDA: Hello. Hello. 1672 01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:35,602 - Thank you. I'm sorry. DELFONT: Excuse me. 1673 01:25:35,635 --> 01:25:36,870 - I'm sorry. Good evening. - Hello. 1674 01:25:36,903 --> 01:25:37,971 - Good evening. - My goodness. 1675 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:39,272 DELFONT: Thank you very much. Hello. 1676 01:25:39,305 --> 01:25:40,740 - Yes. Thank you so much. - Right. 1677 01:25:40,907 --> 01:25:42,242 - Good evening. - No, no, no. 1678 01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:43,743 - No. No, no, no. - What? Oh. 1679 01:25:43,943 --> 01:25:46,312 - No. - That's fine. That's fine. 1680 01:25:46,479 --> 01:25:48,114 Good evening. 1681 01:25:48,982 --> 01:25:50,183 [IDA SIGHS] 1682 01:25:50,350 --> 01:25:52,318 Oh, my goodness, I'm a little nervous. 1683 01:25:52,485 --> 01:25:54,540 - Heh. - Don't be. 1684 01:25:54,220 --> 01:25:56,356 - They'll be sensational. - Heh. 1685 01:25:56,523 --> 01:25:58,258 - Can I get you anything? - Oh, no touching. 1686 01:25:58,425 --> 01:25:59,793 [LUCILLE SIGHS] 1687 01:25:59,959 --> 01:26:01,928 [ORCHESTRA WARMING UP] 1688 01:26:18,780 --> 01:26:20,113 [♪♪♪] 1689 01:26:30,423 --> 01:26:32,158 [LAUGHING] 1690 01:26:32,325 --> 01:26:35,950 OLLIE: Hard-boiled eggs and nuts. 1691 01:26:35,261 --> 01:26:36,296 Mmm! 1692 01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:17,137 [♪♪♪] 1693 01:27:17,303 --> 01:27:18,938 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1694 01:28:28,641 --> 01:28:30,610 [OLLIE PANTING] 1695 01:28:31,745 --> 01:28:33,246 You look tired, Babe. 1696 01:28:33,380 --> 01:28:34,614 You look real tired. 1697 01:28:34,781 --> 01:28:36,316 Why don't we just go out there 1698 01:28:36,483 --> 01:28:38,151 and, uh, skip the song, say good night 1699 01:28:38,318 --> 01:28:39,452 and we can finish there? 1700 01:28:41,221 --> 01:28:43,560 I'm fine. 1701 01:28:58,405 --> 01:29:01,474 It was fun while it lasted, wasn't it, Stan? 1702 01:29:08,314 --> 01:29:10,116 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 1703 01:29:15,550 --> 01:29:17,257 I'll miss us when we're gone. 1704 01:29:19,959 --> 01:29:21,761 So will you. 1705 01:29:24,164 --> 01:29:25,932 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING "DANCE OF THE CUCKOOS"] 1706 01:29:26,990 --> 01:29:27,734 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1707 01:29:30,270 --> 01:29:31,671 [MUSIC STOPS] 1708 01:29:33,206 --> 01:29:35,175 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. 1709 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:37,610 We hope you've enjoyed our bit of fun tonight. 1710 01:29:37,777 --> 01:29:39,913 We've certainly enjoyed ourselves, haven't we, Stanley? 1711 01:29:39,946 --> 01:29:41,548 We certainly have. 1712 01:29:41,715 --> 01:29:42,816 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 1713 01:29:42,982 --> 01:29:46,152 Well, we'd like to finish now with a little dance. 1714 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:48,588 Oh, no. 1715 01:29:51,191 --> 01:29:53,693 OLLIE: Maestro, if you would be so kind. 1716 01:29:53,860 --> 01:29:55,295 Stanley. 1717 01:29:55,462 --> 01:29:57,697 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 1718 01:29:57,897 --> 01:30:00,934 - You sure? - Yes, I'm sure. I can do it. 1719 01:30:01,935 --> 01:30:03,937 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1720 01:30:07,240 --> 01:30:10,477 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING "AT THE BALL, THAT'S ALL"] 1721 01:30:11,778 --> 01:30:13,146 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 1722 01:30:14,547 --> 01:30:17,217 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING TO MUSIC] 1723 01:30:38,405 --> 01:30:41,341 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1724 01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,553 ♪ Commence to dancing ♪ 1725 01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:55,622 ♪ Commence to prancing ♪ 1726 01:30:55,789 --> 01:30:57,757 ♪ Commence advancing ♪ 1727 01:30:57,924 --> 01:30:59,693 ♪ Right and left a-glancing ♪ 1728 01:30:59,859 --> 01:31:03,229 ♪ A moochee dancing, Slide and glide entrancing ♪ 1729 01:31:03,430 --> 01:31:06,566 ♪ You do the tango jiggle With a Texas Tommy wiggle ♪ 1730 01:31:06,733 --> 01:31:08,935 ♪ Take your partner And you hold her ♪ 1731 01:31:09,135 --> 01:31:10,837 ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪ 1732 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:12,672 ♪ A little bolder ♪ 1733 01:31:12,839 --> 01:31:15,475 ♪ Just work your shoulder, Snap your fingers one and all ♪ 1734 01:31:15,642 --> 01:31:17,444 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪ 1735 01:31:17,577 --> 01:31:19,813 ♪ That's all ♪ 1736 01:31:20,130 --> 01:31:21,981 ♪ Some ball ♪ 1737 01:31:22,148 --> 01:31:23,783 ♪ Commence to dancing ♪ 1738 01:31:23,950 --> 01:31:25,819 ♪ Commence to prancing ♪ 1739 01:31:25,985 --> 01:31:27,354 ♪ Commence advancing ♪ 1740 01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,422 ♪ Right and left a-glancing ♪ 1741 01:31:29,589 --> 01:31:32,959 ♪ A moochee dancing, Slide and glide entrancing ♪ 1742 01:31:33,126 --> 01:31:36,620 ♪ You do the tango jiggle With a Texas Tommy wiggle ♪ 1743 01:31:36,229 --> 01:31:38,798 ♪ Take your partner and you hold her ♪ 1744 01:31:38,965 --> 01:31:40,633 ♪ Slightly enfold her ♪ 1745 01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:42,135 ♪ A little bolder ♪ 1746 01:31:42,335 --> 01:31:45,171 ♪ Just work your shoulder, Snap your fingers one and all ♪ 1747 01:31:45,405 --> 01:31:47,207 ♪ In the hall, at the ball ♪ 1748 01:31:47,374 --> 01:31:49,442 ♪ That's all ♪ 1749 01:31:49,576 --> 01:31:51,611 ♪ Some ball ♪♪ 1750 01:31:51,778 --> 01:31:54,114 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1751 01:32:08,595 --> 01:32:10,597 [♪♪♪] 1752 01:32:41,628 --> 01:32:43,630 [♪♪♪] 1753 01:34:49,756 --> 01:34:51,758 [♪♪♪]