1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,671 [grand orchestral fanfare playing] 2 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,441 [church bell tolling] 3 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:42,909 [bird calling] 4 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,917 [dog sniffing] 5 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:55,355 [chair creaking] 6 00:00:57,570 --> 00:00:59,920 [train whistle blowing] 7 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:00,927 [gasps] 8 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,330 [train chugging] 9 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,670 [dog yelping] 10 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:11,370 [boy exclaiming] 11 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,809 - [flower pot crashes] - [gasps] 12 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,811 [train whistle blows] 13 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,382 [surprised exclamations] 14 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:23,850 [train whistle blows] 15 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:29,489 Hmm. 16 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:31,791 [wheezing organ sounds] 17 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,526 Is life boring? 18 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:37,197 - Dull? - Uh... 19 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:40,300 Gray? Banal? 20 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,402 Every day... 21 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,871 - so small? - [whimpering] 22 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:48,274 Have you simply seen it all? 23 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,677 - [dog yelping] - [exciting percussive music] 24 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,679 Well then, roll up! 25 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:56,383 Roll up! Brave souls of... 26 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,418 circus loving... 27 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,387 [record scratching] 28 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:04,224 Fresh from our sellout world tour. 29 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:05,825 The most stomach-churning, 30 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:10,563 brain-blowing, eyeball-bursting show on Earth! 31 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:14,334 - ♪ Are you ready for monsters? - ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 32 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:17,103 - ♪ Do you have the guts? ♪ - ♪ Do you have the guts? ♪ 33 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:20,907 - ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ - ♪ Monsters ♪ 34 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,709 ♪ Aren't you scared you'll go nuts? ♪ 35 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,811 ♪ Think you'll go nuts? ♪ 36 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,480 ♪ Are you ready for monsters that'll drive you insane? ♪ 37 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,149 ♪ That'll turn your legs to jelly ♪ 38 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,917 ♪ And then explode your brain? ♪ 39 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,552 ♪ Your ears will pop, your heart will stop ♪ 40 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,187 ♪ But still they entertain! ♪ 41 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,855 ♪ Your eyes will melt down to your bowels ♪ 42 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,157 ♪ But sing right through the pain! ♪ 43 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:41,270 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 44 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:42,696 [people gasp] 45 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,432 Then, behold! 46 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,567 Dr. Horatio Dislocation! 47 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,202 The Human Knot! 48 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:50,270 [gasping] 49 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:52,739 Stupid leg! 50 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,343 Oh... that hurts. 51 00:02:58,144 --> 00:02:59,646 [dog whimpers] 52 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:05,585 Brace your breeches for Mademoiselle Miranda Cassandra! 53 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,540 She sees your future! 54 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:11,624 - I see! - [people gasp] 55 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,893 Heart disease. Stroke. 56 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,762 Kidney failure. Oh, drowning. 57 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:16,963 [gulps] 58 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,865 Well done! 59 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,300 [whimpers] 60 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,770 And now, 61 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,673 Taj and Tej, the titanium twins! 62 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:31,878 They walk over burning, broken glass! 63 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:37,500 [twins screaming] 64 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,954 Oh, cruel, cruel nature! 65 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,756 Come closer if you can stand it! 66 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,224 Just sixpence a stare! 67 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,393 But try not to be sick on my shoes. 68 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,620 - I'm stuck! - My contact lens! 69 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,970 You owe me three months' wages! 70 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,338 [sighs] I'm a failure. 71 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:00,106 I'm broke. 72 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:05,378 A lifelong career in the scaring people business ends here. 73 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:08,114 Why can't I have a hit? 74 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:09,516 ARABELLA: Not scary enough. 75 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,190 People around here are already frightened 76 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:15,522 of something much scarier. 77 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:16,990 Scarier? 78 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,592 What could possibly be scarier? 79 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,429 ♪ ♪ 80 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,298 Castle Grotteskew. 81 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:28,601 No human has ever set foot there. 82 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:32,138 For none would return alive. 83 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,440 [gulps] 84 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,277 They say there's monsters in there. 85 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,446 [man gasps] 86 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,481 ♪ ♪ 87 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,952 Arabella! Come inside, right now! 88 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,288 Oh, Nan! 89 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:52,125 ♪ ♪ 90 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,303 ♪ ♪ 91 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,785 ♪ ♪ 92 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:35,335 Live! Live! Live! 93 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:40,240 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 94 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,108 It's-- it's not ready. 95 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,311 Just need another moment here. 96 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:47,914 - [buzzing] - Initiate the sequence. 97 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,251 [beeping] 98 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:56,389 [maniacal laughter] 99 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,993 I need the tongs. 100 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,362 No, no, the electrodes. 101 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,331 Professor! You'll overload the system. 102 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:06,966 ♪ ♪ 103 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,368 Uh... 104 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:15,275 And now engage the animator. 105 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,409 It's rusted! 106 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:19,512 Rusted? [chuckles] 107 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,715 [alarm sounding] 108 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,353 The animator! 109 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:30,724 Ooh. It's going to explode! 110 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,992 [panting] 111 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:35,295 Ooh! It's going to explode. 112 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,131 [steam whistling] 113 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,870 PROFESSOR: It's not fair! 114 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:48,742 ♪ ♪ 115 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,281 Engage the-- [yelping] 116 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,230 [grunting, screaming] 117 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:04,557 Oh! 118 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,559 [machine whirring] 119 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,865 [gasps softly] 120 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,601 Almost Life. 121 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,837 Almost Life. 122 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,143 [belch] 123 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:28,214 [roaring] 124 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,650 - We did it! - I did it! 125 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:33,787 - [items crashing] - Welcome to Almost Life. 126 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,855 Registered trademark, patents pending. 127 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:38,158 [exclaims] 128 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,727 - [Creature roaring] - PROFESSOR: Ooh! 129 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:42,862 Gosh, quite high. [chuckles] 130 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,597 [yelling] 131 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,100 PROFESSOR: Okay, a little bit-- 132 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,235 [sharp whistle] 133 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:51,171 Hmm? 134 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:54,641 - Oh! Look at that. - [excited roaring] 135 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,160 Oh! Top notch. 136 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,485 Cheese! 137 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:11,240 My greatest crea-- ooh! No, no, no. Wait. 138 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,829 Oh, I say. Magnificent! 139 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:21,534 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 140 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,360 Mwah! 141 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,771 ♪ ♪ 142 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:29,242 Welcome to Almost Life. 143 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,211 Registered trademark, patents pending. 144 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:35,115 You may be feeling some side effects, including dizziness, 145 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,817 faulty vision, itching, constipation, 146 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:40,286 restless legs, uncontrollable spasms, 147 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:43,957 and a tendency to monster rampages. 148 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,825 [Creature exclaiming] 149 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:50,230 Avoid swimming, driving, or operating heavy machinery. 150 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,133 [shoes screeching] 151 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,935 Uh? [gasps] 152 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,971 [yelling] 153 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:02,409 [shouting] 154 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,978 You may want to close your eye. 155 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,579 Huh? 156 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:09,683 [yelling] 157 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,287 Oh. 158 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,822 [screams] 159 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,994 Huh. 160 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:23,730 [exclaims, shouts] 161 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,668 Uh... 162 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,839 [yelping] 163 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:36,876 Oh! [sighing] 164 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,612 [nervous muttering] 165 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,416 Welcome to Castle Grotteskew. 166 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,586 [machine whirring] 167 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,423 Oh. Mm... 168 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,893 Uh? 169 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:59,132 - [jaunty music plays] - Oh. 170 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,337 NARRATOR: Almost Life in Castle Grotteskew. 171 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,638 An introduction. 172 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,700 [epic orchestral music plays] 173 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,509 BOY: You are a monster. 174 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:12,712 You want to be monstrous. It's in your nature. 175 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,783 But monstrousness is dangerous. 176 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,518 Monstrousness makes noise. 177 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,521 Monstrousness attracts attention. 178 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,491 Below the castle is a town. 179 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,726 No monster has ever set foot there, 180 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,229 for none would return alive. 181 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,831 Know what townsfolk hate? 182 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,833 Monsters. 183 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,502 Too much monstrousness, 184 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,271 and the townsfolk will form an angry mob, 185 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:42,420 storm the castle and burn it to the ground. 186 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:45,780 Any monstrousness, be it just the smallest howl... 187 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:46,813 [tiny howl] 188 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,682 ...will mean angry mobs, 189 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:52,118 castle storming, and burning to the ground. 190 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,920 [stones smashing] 191 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,556 [townsfolk chattering] 192 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,258 - You are a monster. - [whimpering] 193 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,126 You want to be monstrous? 194 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:02,495 Don't. 195 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,198 Stay hidden. 196 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,366 Stay quiet. 197 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,268 Stay safe. 198 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,670 [triumphant music plays] 199 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,810 [gasps] 200 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:23,583 [pulleys squeaking] 201 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,210 Feel like any more monster rampages? 202 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:30,957 No! 203 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,826 [beeping] 204 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,594 - [yelling] - [thuds] 205 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,330 Oh! Are you an angry mob? 206 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,135 Are you going to burn me to the ground? 207 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,436 Whoa! 208 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,400 - No. - Oh, phew! 209 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,608 That was close. 210 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,744 This way. 211 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,413 CREATURE: Whoa. 212 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,882 Is this a castle? 213 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,552 Oh! I've never been in a castle. 214 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,455 To be honest, I can't remember having been anywhere. 215 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,724 That's normal when you're woken to Almost Life. 216 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,126 I'll show you around. 217 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,827 Oh, yes. 218 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,163 A tour of the castle. 219 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:15,350 I love tours almost as much as I love castles. 220 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,370 At least I think I do. 221 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,500 ♪ We live in a castle ♪ 222 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,840 ♪ We live in a castle ♪ 223 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,877 ♪ We, me and you, we both live in a castle ♪ 224 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:27,580 ♪ We live in a castle, a very big castle ♪ 225 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,840 You're my bestest best friend ever. 226 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,920 I knew that as soon as you said you weren't going to 227 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,623 burn me to the ground, which is really weird, 228 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,525 because I don't even know your name. 229 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,593 - Stitch Head. - And if you don't tell me, 230 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,300 I'm going to have to call you... Stitch Head or something. 231 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,598 - Stitch Head. - Come to think of it, 232 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,367 I don't even know my own name. 233 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,302 - Stitch Head. - No. 234 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,971 It would be very confusing if we're both called Stitch Head. 235 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,807 My name is Stitch Head. 236 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,675 I knew you'd like it. 237 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,178 Pleased to meet you, Stitch Head. 238 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,479 My name is... 239 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,816 Oh. 240 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,354 Gordon, Graham, Garin, Gary, 241 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:11,891 Gazza, Gonzo, Garfield, Galahad... 242 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,193 Gwyneth? 243 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,696 Golgogot, Gorgonzola... 244 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,566 Master dungeon with en suite latrine. 245 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,670 - This is where you sleep. - Oh. 246 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,903 [excited gasp] 247 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,109 - [switch clicks] - [gasping] 248 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,110 [screams] Help! 249 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,130 We're going to be eaten. 250 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,381 I don't want to be eaten. 251 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,815 I'm only... 252 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,453 23 minutes old. 253 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,256 This is... Creature. 254 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,126 Creature? Oh. 255 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,528 - Creature. - Creature. 256 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,397 These are the monsters. 257 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,798 Oi. 258 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,701 So not an angry mob? 259 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:55,969 ALL: An angry mob?! 260 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,737 [screaming, barking] 261 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,509 No. Not an angry mob. 262 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,460 Right-o. 263 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,881 Bedtime, everyone. 264 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,182 The sun'll be up soon. 265 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,151 [groaning] 266 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,119 MONSTER: Has anyone seen my light? 267 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,888 [overlapping chatter] 268 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,890 [babbling] 269 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,394 [relaxed muttering] 270 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,163 ♪ ♪ 271 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,766 [squeaky voice]: Story. 272 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:32,739 "And so, by staying quiet and out of sight, 273 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,774 "the monsters were safe. 274 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,876 "And the angry mob never came 275 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,978 "to burn their castle to the ground. 276 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:43,416 And that's how they almost lived happily ever after." 277 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,918 ♪ ♪ 278 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,619 Sleep tight. 279 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,789 [yawning] 280 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,324 [snoring, yawning] 281 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,950 [contented sigh] 282 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,165 - Stitch Head? - Yes? 283 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,667 Um... 284 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,869 Where do I come from? 285 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:05,739 Are there, uh... 286 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,208 mummy monsters and daddy monsters, and do they, uh... 287 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,377 Uh... 288 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,112 [whispering] 289 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,815 You don't believe that, do you? 290 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,250 [giggling] 291 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,486 I guess you're old enough to know. 292 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,654 48 minutes. 293 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,691 Well, what's the first thing you remember? 294 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,270 Oof, so long ago. 295 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:30,130 [gasps] A laboratory. 296 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,265 A mad laboratory. 297 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:37,537 Oh! The maddest mad laboratory I've ever seen. 298 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,139 I think. 299 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,940 And who was in it? 300 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,411 [gasps] You! 301 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,680 Apart from me. 302 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,482 A mad professor! 303 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,418 The mad professor. 304 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,153 He made you. 305 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,256 He awoke you to Almost Life. 306 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,926 You and all the other monsters here. 307 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,929 [gasps] All of them? 308 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,133 Even... you? 309 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,436 I... 310 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,238 I was the professor's very first creation. 311 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:15,750 Wow! The very first! 312 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:19,579 Hey, I bet the professor totally loves you! 313 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,882 Well, actually, the professor-- 314 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:27,153 He's very busy, with all his patents pending and so on. 315 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,322 I'm not even sure he knows who I am. 316 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,593 But... but that's sad. 317 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,563 I feel sad. 318 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,998 It doesn't feel nice. 319 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,971 Well, good night. 320 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,540 - MONSTER: Night. Night. - [babbling] 321 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,975 MONSTER 2: Sleep tight, Stitch Head. 322 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,410 MONSTER 3: All right, Stitch Head. 323 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,145 [monsters chatting] 324 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,150 MONSTER 4: We love you, Stitch Head! 325 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,890 [Professor muttering] 326 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,893 It's very good. Oh, yes. 327 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,328 Very good, one of my best. 328 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:11,310 [chuckling] Oh! 329 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,299 Good night, Professor. 330 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:18,710 [gasps] What if the knees were connected to the ears? 331 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:19,806 Yes! 332 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,308 No. No, no, no, no. 333 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,646 Oops, this is a bit of an ankle. 334 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,248 That's all it is. That's all it is. 335 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,351 It's not a problem. It's an opportunity, so... 336 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,592 ♪ ♪ 337 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,807 ♪ ♪ 338 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,649 [sighs] 339 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,910 [bell tolling] 340 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,994 No-- 341 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,970 [gasps] 342 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,133 [gasping] 343 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,434 [monsters exclaiming] 344 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,737 [chuckling] Bong! 345 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,372 What's that, Stitch Head? 346 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,407 It's coming from the great door! 347 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,109 - There's someone there! - Someone outside! 348 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,510 Oh, that's nice. 349 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,811 No, it's not! 350 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,790 - No one ever comes! - Ever! 351 00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:35,248 Not in any of our almost lives! 352 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,649 It's here! 353 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,752 What? 354 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,387 An angry... 355 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,589 Just everyone stay calm. 356 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,457 [door opens and closes] 357 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,825 ...mob. 358 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,528 - No! - [monsters screaming] 359 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:52,665 Shh! No noise. Remember? 360 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,767 Oh, right. 361 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,350 - My bad. - [babbles] 362 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,380 [monsters chittering] 363 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,907 [bell tolling] 364 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,610 Mm? 365 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,345 ♪ ♪ 366 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,150 [panting] 367 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,359 [gulps] 368 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,903 And good morning to you! 369 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:32,205 Fulbert Freakfinder at your service 370 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,307 with my traveling carnival of unnatural wonders, 371 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,609 of which you have undoubtedly heard! 372 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,790 Never has a sight more terrifying 373 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:42,482 been seen by a human eye. 374 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,654 No visitors. 375 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,824 FREAKFINDER: Oh. 376 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,158 ♪ ♪ 377 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,461 Now I know people could be cruel. 378 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,464 Why, as even folks down in Guggers Munchkin says, 379 00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:01,340 there's a monster in this here castle! 380 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,803 [hearty laugh] 381 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,390 But as I always say, 382 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:08,842 one person's monster 383 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,978 is another's poor, misunderstood creature, 384 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:16,816 cursed by cruel fate to look just a teeny weeny bit... 385 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,218 - [yelling] - ...odd! 386 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,819 MIRANDA: Let them down, good. 387 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,856 Come on! 388 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:26,326 And one person's hideous disfigurement 389 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,562 is another man's business opportunity! 390 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,568 [wind whistling] 391 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,270 And so I was wondering... 392 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,340 ...whether we could have a chat... 393 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,942 [ladder creaking] 394 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:47,380 ...about careers in the entertainment industry! 395 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,520 DOCTOR DISLOCATION: Boss! It hurts! 396 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,655 Shh! It's coming! 397 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,424 Ooh, it's never gonna work! 398 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,659 Please hurry up! 399 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,294 My groin! 400 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,829 Ow! 401 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,397 - Quiet! - [Doctor Dislocation groaning] 402 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,602 [breath quivering] 403 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,600 FREAKFINDER: Towards the walls! 404 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,709 Oh, there you are, my dear. 405 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,877 Other way! Other way! 406 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,680 Ah! Lovely day for it! No, no, left! 407 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,449 My left! The other left! 408 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,984 [whimpering] 409 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,286 Coming! 410 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,587 Gah! 411 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,690 I say... 412 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,892 Wouldn't mind giving me a bit of a hand, would you? 413 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,494 [muffled]: No visitors. 414 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:38,765 Ah! Um... sorry? 415 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,000 No visitors. 416 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,937 Please, excuse me. 417 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,172 It's me. Not you! 418 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,607 Speak it your way! 419 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,900 [yelping] 420 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:50,910 ♪ ♪ 421 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:56,916 - [gasps] - [heavenly choir singing] 422 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,850 No visitors. 423 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,155 But my dear boy... 424 00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,250 You're... 425 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,726 hideous! 426 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:12,980 They'd... love you! 427 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,334 Love you! 428 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,869 MIRANDA: I told you so! 429 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:19,172 Love you! Love you! 430 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,808 [thuds] 431 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,209 DOCTOR DISLOCATION: Doesn't hurt! 432 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:24,911 - [thuds] - I'm fine! 433 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:28,682 - [thuds] - Ow... 434 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:32,318 FREAKFINDER [echoes]: Love you... 435 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,188 [gasps] 436 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,394 [gasping, shouting] 437 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,797 [yelping, whimpering] 438 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:48,401 CREATURE: And? Was it an angry mob? 439 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,904 Did they want to burn down the castle? 440 00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:54,207 Are we all gonna die?! 441 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:58,345 No. No, they'd... love me. 442 00:22:58,345 --> 00:23:00,814 I mean, just go back to bed. 443 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,916 There's something I need to check. 444 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,870 Oof! 445 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:08,388 [panting] 446 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,494 ♪ ♪ 447 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:31,444 [faint barking] 448 00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:35,548 ♪ ♪ 449 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:51,631 [gasps softly] 450 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,267 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 451 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,836 - You did it! - Did what? 452 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:59,606 Oh, wait till the professor finds out! 453 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,641 He's gonna really love you now! 454 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,450 PROFESSOR: Live, live! 455 00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:08,915 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 456 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:12,520 - See? He's busy. - So what? 457 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,853 You saved the castle! 458 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,555 He won't pay attention. 459 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:19,426 All right. I've got a plan. Don't worry. 460 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:22,595 I've put all my brainpower into it. 461 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,300 Oh. 462 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:25,865 I call it... 463 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:28,668 - [yelling] - Dingle-Dangle! 464 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,472 Transformers! 465 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,874 - A simple spanner. - Professor! 466 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,509 It's Stitch Head! 467 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:39,779 - Electrodes! - Your first ever creation! 468 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,648 He loves you! 469 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,616 ♪ ♪ 470 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:47,454 Initiate the sequence. Ah! 471 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:55,261 And now, engage the animator! 472 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,970 Just talk to him! 473 00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:00,333 - Whoa! - [grunting] 474 00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:02,602 Oh! 475 00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:07,774 [shouting] 476 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,382 [belch] 477 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:21,121 [roaring] 478 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:27,494 Oh... 479 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,132 Professor? 480 00:25:32,132 --> 00:25:34,734 Oh, my goodness. 481 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,270 You? 482 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:40,273 There was a man, at the gate, and... 483 00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:43,900 and he wanted me to join the circus. 484 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:46,646 And he said people would love me. 485 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:50,250 He said people would love me, but I said no. 486 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,652 And I made him go away. 487 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:57,123 Because you need me here, right? 488 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,559 But I had no idea. 489 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,696 I never imagined. 490 00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:09,350 You shall be my greatest creation ever! 491 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:11,705 And I really mean it this time. 492 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,740 Oh, you are a beauty, aren't you? 493 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:14,874 [glass shatters] 494 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:17,410 ♪ ♪ 495 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:22,182 Oh! 496 00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:24,500 [roaring] 497 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,686 Stitch Head! The monster! 498 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,988 He's going on a monster rampage! 499 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,890 That's what usually happens. 500 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:34,594 Someone has to stop it before he destroys the whole castle! 501 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,429 I'd better show you how, then. 502 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:39,799 Me? 503 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,705 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 504 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:49,442 Ha! Oh! 505 00:26:51,344 --> 00:26:53,346 Welcome to Almost Life. 506 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:55,150 Registered trademark. 507 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,383 Patents pending. 508 00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:58,618 - Oh, no! - You may be feeling... 509 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:01,321 You may be feeling... 510 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,325 Disorientation, restless leg-- 511 00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:08,395 - Mirror. - Dizziness? Ow. 512 00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:10,764 - Trapdoor. - Headaches? Ow! 513 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:12,766 [yelling] 514 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:18,471 [snarls] 515 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,106 [shouts] 516 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:21,975 Monster wash. 517 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,743 - [shouting] - [crashing] 518 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,645 The controls are pretty obvious. 519 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,281 They are? 520 00:27:28,281 --> 00:27:31,184 Oh, help! 521 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,821 Stitch Head! 522 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:39,192 Little-- [blubbering] 523 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:47,267 Stitch-- Stitch Head... 524 00:27:54,374 --> 00:27:56,109 Make sure they see the film. 525 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,414 And don't forget to rewind. 526 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:09,689 [monster video playing faintly] 527 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:12,250 BOY: You are a monster. 528 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:13,860 You want to be monstrous. 529 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,463 [Creature shouting] 530 00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:18,331 BOY: But monstrousness is dangerous. 531 00:28:18,331 --> 00:28:19,966 Monstrousness makes noise. 532 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,869 Monstrousness attracts attention. 533 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:25,472 ♪ ♪ 534 00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:44,257 [air blowing] 535 00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:52,832 FREAKFINDER: They'll love you! 536 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,702 I'm here! This way! 537 00:28:55,702 --> 00:28:57,370 I want to come with you! 538 00:28:59,506 --> 00:29:02,420 Come on board, my boy! 539 00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:03,910 ♪ ♪ 540 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:07,781 Take my hand! 541 00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:13,286 Up, Mimi, up! 542 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,297 - Stitch Head! - Jump! 543 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:25,532 [babbling] 544 00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:27,901 [clears throat] 545 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:29,636 Mm? 546 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:36,543 [grunts] 547 00:29:36,543 --> 00:29:37,944 - Oh! - [babbling] 548 00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:42,182 [screaming] 549 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:44,351 Stitch Head! 550 00:29:45,418 --> 00:29:46,786 Oh, whoa! 551 00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:52,525 ["Blue Danube Waltz" by J. Strauss plays] 552 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,228 Mama! 553 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:56,796 So predictable. 554 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:59,990 Ah! 555 00:29:59,990 --> 00:30:00,900 - Ah! - Stitch Head! 556 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,635 [group screaming] 557 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,700 DOCTOR DISLOCATION: How's that? 558 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:05,672 No! 559 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,808 Whoa! 560 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,778 - Oh! - Don't look! 561 00:30:11,778 --> 00:30:14,681 ♪ ♪ 562 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:19,850 - No! - [both screaming] 563 00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:22,155 - Uh... - Oh! 564 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:23,590 - Hey! - Bang on! 565 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:24,858 FEMALE MONSTER: Well done! 566 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,527 ♪ ♪ 567 00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:29,129 [shouting] 568 00:30:32,132 --> 00:30:33,600 [group yelling] 569 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,469 - [grunts] - [fire roaring] 570 00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:40,273 [group yelling, groaning] 571 00:30:46,246 --> 00:30:47,814 [screaming] 572 00:30:47,814 --> 00:30:49,683 More power! 573 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:53,486 I'm giving her all she's got! 574 00:30:53,486 --> 00:30:55,550 Uh... 575 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,828 You have to let go. 576 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:04,397 No. 577 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,301 [string twanging] 578 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,437 [gasps] 579 00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:12,906 ["Blue Danube Waltz" playing gently] 580 00:31:34,294 --> 00:31:37,630 ♪ ♪ 581 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:39,650 - It's bedtime! - The sun is coming up! 582 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:40,934 And Stitch Head isn't here! 583 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:42,869 - No! - [clamoring] 584 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:46,539 We don't know what to do! 585 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,777 And so, by staying quiet, 586 00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:54,381 and out of sight, the monsters were safe. 587 00:31:54,381 --> 00:31:55,882 [Brahms' "Lullaby" playing] 588 00:31:55,882 --> 00:31:59,119 But then, Stitch Head left for the town. 589 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:02,555 So now, it's only a matter of time 590 00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:06,893 before the angry mob comes to burn their castle to the ground. 591 00:32:06,893 --> 00:32:11,464 And then they won't almost live happily ever after, ever again. 592 00:32:11,464 --> 00:32:13,700 [crying] 593 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:15,235 Sorry. 594 00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:17,937 So, are we just meant to huddle here 595 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:20,407 clutching each other in pure terror? 596 00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:23,643 Um, yeah? 597 00:32:23,643 --> 00:32:25,278 Good plan. 598 00:32:26,546 --> 00:32:27,981 [bed rattles] 599 00:32:29,582 --> 00:32:32,850 [screaming] 600 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:37,357 FREAKFINDER: Don't let anybody see him. 601 00:32:37,357 --> 00:32:39,926 ♪ ♪ 602 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,964 NAN: We'll have none of that. 603 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,700 But they came from the castle. 604 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,968 And they've got someone with them. 605 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,304 Nothing good can come from the castle. 606 00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:53,673 It's full of monsters. 607 00:32:53,673 --> 00:32:55,709 Oh, give me those. 608 00:32:56,743 --> 00:32:58,311 Maybe they're friendly! 609 00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:00,380 Oh, that's what they want you to think. 610 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:03,850 They want you to lower your guard for just one minute, 611 00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:05,752 and then, boom! 612 00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:09,689 They'll be in. Your. Brain! 613 00:33:09,689 --> 00:33:11,391 [sighs] 614 00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:13,827 All for your own protection. 615 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,762 But they think it's for theirs, you see? 616 00:33:17,970 --> 00:33:19,165 [chuckles] Show business, my boy. 617 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,768 Don't worry. 618 00:33:21,768 --> 00:33:23,636 They'll love you. 619 00:33:23,636 --> 00:33:25,271 [lock clicks] 620 00:33:30,877 --> 00:33:33,847 Good sir, would you not care to see something horrific? 621 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:37,150 Something to steal your sanity and your bladder control? 622 00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:40,530 - Mm-mm. - Fair lady! 623 00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:42,455 So, how does profit share actually work? 624 00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:44,190 We'll never make it back. 625 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:46,659 It doesn't count if you predict things that are obvious. 626 00:33:46,659 --> 00:33:49,763 Would you not care to blight your lovely eyes forever 627 00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:51,865 with one brief glimpse of a thing 628 00:33:51,865 --> 00:33:54,340 most horrid and foul? 629 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:55,669 All my savings went into that balloon. 630 00:33:55,669 --> 00:33:57,137 All of our savings! 631 00:33:57,137 --> 00:33:59,572 I'll make it cheaper, just for you. 632 00:33:59,572 --> 00:34:01,641 - Sixpence. - Get off me. 633 00:34:01,641 --> 00:34:03,610 Tuppence? All right, a penny. 634 00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:05,245 That's my final offer. 635 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:06,613 Why should I? 636 00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:10,750 Why? Why? 637 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:13,386 Because it's from the castle. 638 00:34:14,454 --> 00:34:16,690 The... castle? 639 00:34:17,657 --> 00:34:19,492 That castle? 640 00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:20,827 [gasps] 641 00:34:20,827 --> 00:34:22,362 Castle... 642 00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:25,650 [stammering] Grotteskew? 643 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,703 The very same. 644 00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:38,440 - I can't sleep. - I'm scared. 645 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,646 - Turn the light on. - It is on. 646 00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:40,914 You've got your eyes shut. 647 00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:43,183 Where's Stitch Head? 648 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:48,880 This is all my fault. 649 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,658 I did the Dingle-Dangle and that's why Stitch Head left. 650 00:34:51,658 --> 00:34:56,620 So I must go down to the town and rescue him. 651 00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:57,364 [all gasping] 652 00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:59,632 But the townsfolk! 653 00:34:59,632 --> 00:35:00,867 The angry mob! 654 00:35:00,867 --> 00:35:01,968 Aren't you scared? 655 00:35:01,968 --> 00:35:03,870 Nope. 656 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:05,638 Well, yes. 657 00:35:05,638 --> 00:35:11,144 But Stitch Head is my bestest best friend ever 658 00:35:11,144 --> 00:35:16,249 and rescuing is what best friends do. 659 00:35:24,824 --> 00:35:27,727 Right, showtime! 660 00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:29,662 But, I... 661 00:35:29,662 --> 00:35:31,164 I look... 662 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:32,599 DOCTOR DISLOCATION: Ready to go? 663 00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:34,467 Where's the show? 664 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,569 FREAKFINDER: They'll scream. 665 00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,972 And that's the idea! 666 00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:40,707 The artist... 667 00:35:40,707 --> 00:35:43,610 holds a mirror up to beauty. 668 00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:46,460 Someone's going to get impatient out here. 669 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:50,160 The public doesn't even stop to glance. 670 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,452 Have you got the monster in there or not? 671 00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:54,888 But... 672 00:35:54,888 --> 00:35:58,458 ♪ Show them something frightful ♪ 673 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:01,127 ♪ The reaction's quite delightful ♪ 674 00:36:01,127 --> 00:36:02,762 I want my money back! 675 00:36:02,762 --> 00:36:08,301 ♪ They'll be queuing for an eyeful ♪ 676 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:11,471 ♪ And they'll ♪ 677 00:36:11,471 --> 00:36:13,740 ♪ Scream ♪ 678 00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:15,608 You can't keep me here against my will. 679 00:36:16,576 --> 00:36:18,645 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 680 00:36:18,645 --> 00:36:20,447 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 681 00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:22,480 ♪ Oh, nothing quite delivers ♪ 682 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,516 ♪ Like the good old-fashioned shivers ♪ 683 00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:24,951 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 684 00:36:24,951 --> 00:36:26,653 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 685 00:36:26,653 --> 00:36:27,787 ♪ If you want them all to love you ♪ 686 00:36:27,787 --> 00:36:29,220 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 687 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,390 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 688 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:31,925 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 689 00:36:31,925 --> 00:36:33,226 ♪ Make 'em choke, make 'em gag ♪ 690 00:36:33,226 --> 00:36:34,761 ♪ And success is in the bag ♪ 691 00:36:34,761 --> 00:36:36,229 ♪ There's nothing quite as gorgeous ♪ 692 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:37,764 ♪ As an audience that's nauseous ♪ 693 00:36:37,764 --> 00:36:38,765 ♪ If you want them all to love you ♪ 694 00:36:38,765 --> 00:36:40,300 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 695 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,302 ♪ Wake their ♪ 696 00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:43,770 ♪ Primitive responses from deep down in their unconscious ♪ 697 00:36:43,770 --> 00:36:45,238 ♪ Outrage, sicken and disgust 'em ♪ 698 00:36:45,238 --> 00:36:47,240 ♪ Gross 'em out and maladjust 'em ♪ 699 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,675 ♪ Break all their taboos and you'll make the evening news ♪ 700 00:36:48,675 --> 00:36:49,776 ♪ With rave reviews, a million views ♪ 701 00:36:49,776 --> 00:36:51,378 ♪ And make 'em scream ♪ 702 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:52,779 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 703 00:36:52,779 --> 00:36:54,647 ♪ Make 'em scream ♪ 704 00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:55,915 ♪ Give 'em terror, give 'em horror ♪ 705 00:36:55,915 --> 00:36:57,417 ♪ Give 'em Sodom and Gomorrah ♪ 706 00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:58,918 ♪ Make 'em jump, make 'em spook ♪ 707 00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:00,387 ♪ If you can, then make 'em puke ♪ 708 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:05,658 ♪ If you want them all to love you ♪ 709 00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:08,862 ♪ Make 'em ♪ 710 00:37:08,862 --> 00:37:13,400 ♪ Scream ♪ 711 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,101 ♪ Make 'em scream! ♪ 712 00:37:17,871 --> 00:37:19,639 Was that all part of the show? 713 00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:21,341 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 714 00:37:21,341 --> 00:37:22,509 We're just warming up. 715 00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:24,678 But what am I meant to do? 716 00:37:24,678 --> 00:37:26,713 - TAJ: Roar! - Do a handstand! 717 00:37:26,713 --> 00:37:27,881 Wave your arms. 718 00:37:27,881 --> 00:37:29,215 From the back of the throat. 719 00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:30,417 Oh, wave your legs. 720 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,419 And then do another handstand. 721 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:36,389 Let your eyes reflect the sheer futility of mortal existence. 722 00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:37,857 Nothing. 723 00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:42,228 Just be yourself. 724 00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:46,266 Get in here! 725 00:37:47,801 --> 00:37:49,869 [gulps] 726 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:53,973 FREAKFINDER: Prepare for the worst! 727 00:37:53,973 --> 00:37:57,310 The ghastly, the grotesque, 728 00:37:57,310 --> 00:38:01,548 the Ghoul of Grotteskew! 729 00:38:01,548 --> 00:38:06,886 [playing "Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30"] 730 00:38:06,886 --> 00:38:08,855 [gasps] 731 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:13,460 [screaming] 732 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,561 [distant screaming] 733 00:38:14,561 --> 00:38:17,764 Ladies, we've got a winner. 734 00:38:17,764 --> 00:38:19,265 [liquid dripping] 735 00:38:19,265 --> 00:38:20,767 Get a mop, Horace. 736 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:25,638 [gulps] 737 00:38:25,638 --> 00:38:27,774 But what will you do if a human sees you? 738 00:38:27,774 --> 00:38:29,576 - Run away! - Dig a hole! 739 00:38:29,576 --> 00:38:31,578 - Curl into a ball. - Yes! 740 00:38:32,345 --> 00:38:35,849 No, I have a plan. 741 00:38:35,849 --> 00:38:37,417 [all gasping] 742 00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:39,853 Not to be noticed in the first place. 743 00:38:39,853 --> 00:38:41,588 Ooh. 744 00:38:41,588 --> 00:38:46,920 I will flit, catlike, from one shadow to the next. 745 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,864 Invisible, silent, unseen. 746 00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:54,334 He's my hero. 747 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:56,202 Are you ready for the equipment? 748 00:38:56,202 --> 00:38:57,437 Ready. 749 00:38:58,471 --> 00:39:00,974 ♪ ♪ 750 00:39:00,974 --> 00:39:03,910 [clanking, squeaking] 751 00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:08,815 [yelps] 752 00:39:11,184 --> 00:39:12,385 STEVE: Wait! 753 00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:14,954 Wash bag. 754 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:20,794 ♪ ♪ 755 00:39:20,794 --> 00:39:22,950 [Owggagoffakkookkk babbles] 756 00:39:24,831 --> 00:39:26,566 [blowing nose] 757 00:39:29,690 --> 00:39:31,671 WOODLOUSE: And the camouflage. 758 00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:37,644 ♪ ♪ 759 00:39:44,918 --> 00:39:47,721 [door clanging] 760 00:39:49,956 --> 00:39:51,591 Any last words? 761 00:39:55,929 --> 00:39:58,365 CREATURE [muffled]: I will return with Stitch Head, 762 00:39:58,365 --> 00:40:01,401 or I will not return at all. 763 00:40:03,536 --> 00:40:05,238 Sorry, what? 764 00:40:05,238 --> 00:40:09,142 [louder, still muffled]: I will return with Stitch Head, 765 00:40:09,142 --> 00:40:14,547 or I will not return at all. 766 00:40:15,682 --> 00:40:18,180 No, sorry, not quite catching that. 767 00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:20,720 I will return with-- 768 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,988 Just open the gate, Steve. 769 00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:24,240 [gate clanking] 770 00:40:24,824 --> 00:40:27,560 ♪ ♪ 771 00:40:33,199 --> 00:40:35,350 So brave. 772 00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,269 Very brave. 773 00:40:36,269 --> 00:40:38,138 Very, very brave. 774 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,207 He's toast. 775 00:40:41,207 --> 00:40:42,709 Yeah, doesn't stand a chance. 776 00:40:42,709 --> 00:40:44,144 Is it okay if we shut the gate now 777 00:40:44,144 --> 00:40:45,879 before an angry mob comes in? 778 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:47,914 [gate clanking] 779 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,286 ♪ ♪ 780 00:40:56,423 --> 00:40:58,580 [whooping] 781 00:41:00,226 --> 00:41:01,461 [quietly]: Hi-ya. 782 00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:05,231 Hi-ya! 783 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:07,767 Oh, no, no, no, no. 784 00:41:07,767 --> 00:41:10,470 [grunting] 785 00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:13,940 - [grunting] - [clanking] 786 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:16,776 - [balloon squeaking] - Whoa! 787 00:41:19,746 --> 00:41:21,348 [brief shout] 788 00:41:23,216 --> 00:41:24,517 [heavy thud] 789 00:41:25,785 --> 00:41:29,756 [groaning] 790 00:41:34,127 --> 00:41:36,290 Hmm. Ah. 791 00:41:37,697 --> 00:41:39,766 [humming] 792 00:41:39,766 --> 00:41:41,668 FREAKFINDER [distantly]: The Ghoul of Grotteskew! 793 00:41:41,668 --> 00:41:44,700 - [distant screaming] - [gasps] 794 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,706 - FREAKFINDER: Next! - [shuddering gasp] 795 00:41:46,706 --> 00:41:48,775 [gulps] 796 00:41:48,775 --> 00:41:50,510 [inhales sharply] 797 00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:53,480 - [screaming] - And the next, please. 798 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,384 Arabella, you are not seeing that. 799 00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:58,785 Oh, Nan! 800 00:41:58,785 --> 00:42:00,720 The Ghoul of Grotteskew. 801 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:01,921 A shilling. 802 00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:04,858 TEJ: Ticket, please. 803 00:42:04,858 --> 00:42:05,925 Enjoy the show. 804 00:42:05,925 --> 00:42:07,560 Next, please. 805 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,295 - The Ghoul of Grotteskew. - [screaming] 806 00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:11,131 FREAKFINDER: And the next, please. 807 00:42:11,131 --> 00:42:12,265 ARABELLA: Scuse me. 808 00:42:12,265 --> 00:42:14,701 - Ticket, please. - Arabella! 809 00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:15,869 Next, please. 810 00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:17,404 - TEJ: Ticket. - The Ghoul. 811 00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:18,938 - [screaming] - FREAKFINDER: Next, please. 812 00:42:18,938 --> 00:42:20,874 [gasps, sighs] 813 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:22,509 - TEJ: Ticket. - [screaming] 814 00:42:22,509 --> 00:42:23,643 FREAKFINDER: Next, please. 815 00:42:23,643 --> 00:42:24,944 NAN: Arabella? 816 00:42:24,944 --> 00:42:25,979 - Nan... - FREAKFINDER: The Ghoul. 817 00:42:25,979 --> 00:42:27,800 [screaming] 818 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,548 NAN: Arabella! 819 00:42:28,548 --> 00:42:30,316 - FREAKFINDER: Grotteskew! - [screaming] 820 00:42:30,316 --> 00:42:31,751 - Next. - Ticket. 821 00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:32,752 Oh. 822 00:42:32,752 --> 00:42:35,555 Scuse me, boss. 823 00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:41,861 - [grunting angrily] - FREAKFINDER: Next! 824 00:42:41,861 --> 00:42:43,697 You can't frighten me. 825 00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:45,699 Nothing frightens me. 826 00:42:45,699 --> 00:42:47,667 No, sir. Of course not, sir. 827 00:42:50,770 --> 00:42:51,971 [scoffs] 828 00:42:55,542 --> 00:43:00,113 [chair squeaking] 829 00:43:11,591 --> 00:43:13,126 High-five. 830 00:43:14,270 --> 00:43:15,995 [screaming] 831 00:43:15,995 --> 00:43:18,310 Don't forget to leave a review! 832 00:43:18,310 --> 00:43:19,766 Oh, you beast. 833 00:43:19,766 --> 00:43:21,634 - Ooh. - [screaming] 834 00:43:21,634 --> 00:43:23,603 - Awoo. - [screaming] 835 00:43:24,337 --> 00:43:25,672 - Arr. - [screaming] 836 00:43:25,705 --> 00:43:27,640 - Ta-da. - [screaming] 837 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,210 - Hey. - [screaming] 838 00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:31,778 [screaming] 839 00:43:31,778 --> 00:43:35,480 - FREAKFINDER: Next! Next! Next! - [screaming] 840 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,317 - FREAKFINDER: Next! Next! - [screaming continues] 841 00:43:37,317 --> 00:43:38,685 Next! 842 00:43:38,718 --> 00:43:40,787 That's it. Last one. 843 00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:43,623 Stitch Head, come on out, my lad. 844 00:43:45,358 --> 00:43:47,894 They love you. 845 00:43:47,894 --> 00:43:49,496 Just like I said. 846 00:43:51,197 --> 00:43:54,340 We've got a hit! 847 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:58,338 - [laughing] - ♪ ♪ 848 00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:00,340 Mwah! 849 00:44:08,948 --> 00:44:09,983 [laughs] 850 00:44:12,619 --> 00:44:14,721 I knew you'd be a star! 851 00:44:14,754 --> 00:44:16,289 Wanna work out sometime? 852 00:44:16,289 --> 00:44:18,124 No, he's working out with me. 853 00:44:25,865 --> 00:44:29,502 [dog barking] 854 00:44:34,407 --> 00:44:35,709 Arabella. 855 00:44:35,709 --> 00:44:37,770 No going out. 856 00:44:37,770 --> 00:44:39,446 The monster's frightful, I tell you. 857 00:44:39,446 --> 00:44:40,680 Frightful! 858 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,948 [lock clicks] 859 00:44:41,948 --> 00:44:45,585 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 860 00:44:45,585 --> 00:44:47,721 ♪ ♪ 861 00:45:12,245 --> 00:45:14,781 [dog barking] 862 00:45:14,814 --> 00:45:16,249 Shh... 863 00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:18,718 It's okay, Buster. 864 00:45:18,718 --> 00:45:20,720 Quiet. Shh-shh-shh. 865 00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:27,927 [barking] 866 00:45:27,927 --> 00:45:29,429 Shh. 867 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:35,135 - CREATURE: Good doggie. - [loud chomp] 868 00:45:35,869 --> 00:45:37,737 [Buster barking] 869 00:45:40,874 --> 00:45:42,575 - [knocking] - NAN: It's occupied. 870 00:45:42,575 --> 00:45:43,777 Go away! 871 00:45:45,912 --> 00:45:49,820 NAN: ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 872 00:45:49,820 --> 00:45:50,650 [flatulence] 873 00:45:57,924 --> 00:46:01,227 I let myself in. That's not weird, is it? 874 00:46:01,227 --> 00:46:02,462 [gasps] 875 00:46:02,462 --> 00:46:04,197 Lolly? I licked it. 876 00:46:04,197 --> 00:46:05,365 That is weird. 877 00:46:06,990 --> 00:46:07,734 [shouting] 878 00:46:08,668 --> 00:46:10,170 ARABELLA: Shh. 879 00:46:10,170 --> 00:46:13,740 Keep quiet or we're both completely dead. 880 00:46:14,908 --> 00:46:17,110 Unless you're dead already, I suppose. 881 00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:19,779 'Cause the Ghoul of Grotteskew makes you sound like a ghost, 882 00:46:19,779 --> 00:46:22,480 but you don't look like a ghost at all. 883 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:25,385 Ooh. 884 00:46:25,385 --> 00:46:26,686 [groaning] 885 00:46:26,686 --> 00:46:28,955 What's your real name? 886 00:46:31,491 --> 00:46:34,940 [groaning] 887 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:37,564 Or do they just call you something like "Stitch Head"? 888 00:46:38,531 --> 00:46:39,833 How did you know? 889 00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:42,369 Er, so obvious. Arabella. 890 00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:44,404 [gasps] 891 00:46:44,404 --> 00:46:45,872 You okay? 892 00:46:45,905 --> 00:46:47,774 Don't be scared. 893 00:46:47,774 --> 00:46:49,709 Aren't you scared? 894 00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:50,810 Of course not. 895 00:46:50,810 --> 00:46:52,846 Being scared is stupid. 896 00:46:52,846 --> 00:46:55,415 Then why are you here? 897 00:46:55,415 --> 00:46:58,385 I have questions. 898 00:46:58,385 --> 00:47:00,387 Your name. We did that. 899 00:47:00,387 --> 00:47:02,555 How old are you? Who created you? 900 00:47:02,555 --> 00:47:04,257 Why have you come from the castle, and... 901 00:47:05,558 --> 00:47:07,694 Don't you miss the other monsters? 902 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:09,262 How do you know about... 903 00:47:09,262 --> 00:47:11,664 I mean, what other monsters? 904 00:47:11,664 --> 00:47:14,534 And how do you know about them if they exist? 905 00:47:14,534 --> 00:47:16,369 Which they don't. 906 00:47:16,369 --> 00:47:19,906 FREAKFINDER: So! Rise and shine, my boy! 907 00:47:19,939 --> 00:47:22,542 We're going to make it bigger, better, scarier than-- 908 00:47:22,542 --> 00:47:23,843 [shouts] What's that? 909 00:47:23,843 --> 00:47:26,846 [in slow motion]: No! 910 00:47:26,846 --> 00:47:27,947 [heavy thud] 911 00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:31,510 No peeking without paying! That's a shilling! 912 00:47:31,510 --> 00:47:32,285 Now! 913 00:47:34,487 --> 00:47:35,922 Keep the change. 914 00:47:35,955 --> 00:47:37,957 [exclaims] Right, that's it! 915 00:47:39,759 --> 00:47:41,461 Wait. You haven't screamed. 916 00:47:44,698 --> 00:47:45,832 Ah. 917 00:47:46,866 --> 00:47:48,201 Freak! 918 00:47:48,902 --> 00:47:50,470 ♪ ♪ 919 00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:51,938 ALL: Ooh. 920 00:47:51,971 --> 00:47:54,741 Rehearsal. Private. 921 00:47:54,741 --> 00:48:00,460 So, our next show, a spectacular to set the world alight. 922 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,148 And what will you do? 923 00:48:02,148 --> 00:48:04,184 - Just be myself. - [Freakfinder gasps] 924 00:48:04,184 --> 00:48:05,352 What? 925 00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:07,721 The same thing as the last show? 926 00:48:07,721 --> 00:48:09,422 I thought they loved me. 927 00:48:09,422 --> 00:48:11,240 They did. Loved. 928 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,625 Loved-d-d. "D-d-d." 929 00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:14,940 Past tense. 930 00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:15,729 Just because they loved you yesterday 931 00:48:15,729 --> 00:48:17,630 doesn't mean that they'll love you again tomorrow, 932 00:48:17,630 --> 00:48:19,766 just like that. [grunts] 933 00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:22,102 Love has to be earned. 934 00:48:23,203 --> 00:48:26,306 Uh, how? 935 00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:30,944 You have to give them more. 936 00:48:30,944 --> 00:48:33,747 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 937 00:48:33,747 --> 00:48:37,250 - ♪ For a freakish romance? ♪ - ♪ For a freakish romance? ♪ 938 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,452 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 939 00:48:39,452 --> 00:48:40,920 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 940 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,223 ♪ But you might poop your pants? ♪ 941 00:48:43,223 --> 00:48:44,491 ♪ Poop your pants ♪ 942 00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:47,360 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 943 00:48:49,696 --> 00:48:51,564 Prepare to be terrified... 944 00:48:52,632 --> 00:48:55,101 ...by the Ghoul of Grotteskew. 945 00:48:55,101 --> 00:48:56,503 [audience gasping] 946 00:48:56,503 --> 00:48:59,572 But you can call him "Stitch Head." 947 00:48:59,572 --> 00:49:02,208 [Freakfinder cackling] 948 00:49:02,208 --> 00:49:04,277 [whispers]: Your cue... 949 00:49:04,277 --> 00:49:07,213 ♪ See, your brain blows up when you see me close up ♪ 950 00:49:07,213 --> 00:49:10,550 ♪ Lock your kids inside, this is for the grown-ups ♪ 951 00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:13,553 ♪ I'm so killer, I'm so creepy, turn you paler than tzatziki ♪ 952 00:49:13,553 --> 00:49:15,388 ♪ Don't you know they call me Stitch Head? ♪ 953 00:49:15,388 --> 00:49:17,123 ♪ 'Cause I scare myself to pieces ♪ 954 00:49:17,123 --> 00:49:20,493 ♪ When I say "Stitch," you say "Head" ♪ 955 00:49:20,493 --> 00:49:21,961 - Stitch. - Head! 956 00:49:21,961 --> 00:49:23,863 - Stitch! - Head! 957 00:49:23,863 --> 00:49:25,365 ♪ Come on, when I say "Stitch," you say "Head"! ♪ 958 00:49:25,365 --> 00:49:26,800 - Stitch! Stitch! - Head! Head! 959 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,535 ♪ Made of bodies long since dead ♪ 960 00:49:28,535 --> 00:49:30,136 - Stitch! Stitch! - Head! Head! 961 00:49:30,136 --> 00:49:31,738 ♪ My limbs are hanging by a thread ♪ 962 00:49:31,738 --> 00:49:33,406 - Stitch! Stitch! - Head! Head! 963 00:49:33,406 --> 00:49:35,742 ♪ So always check beneath your bed ♪ 964 00:49:35,742 --> 00:49:38,111 - It's Stitch Head! - So are you hot for monsters? 965 00:49:38,111 --> 00:49:41,140 - We'll sizzle your tongue. - Come on in and sneak a peek. 966 00:49:41,140 --> 00:49:42,615 But not for too long. 967 00:49:42,615 --> 00:49:44,884 Are you hungry for monsters? 968 00:49:44,884 --> 00:49:46,319 Table for one? 969 00:49:46,319 --> 00:49:48,421 Then get ready to freak! 970 00:49:49,622 --> 00:49:53,626 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 971 00:49:53,626 --> 00:49:56,429 Stitch Head T-shirts, posters, signed postcards, mugs, 972 00:49:56,429 --> 00:49:59,332 lunchboxes and commemorative Stitch Head tea towels 973 00:49:59,332 --> 00:50:00,600 are available here! 974 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,336 All at a very reasonable price! 975 00:50:03,336 --> 00:50:06,390 Marvelous, my boy, marvelous! 976 00:50:06,390 --> 00:50:09,409 Carry on like this, and one day all this will be yours! 977 00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:11,878 - TAJ: What, us too? - You're not selling me again! 978 00:50:11,878 --> 00:50:13,213 Three for the price of two 979 00:50:13,213 --> 00:50:15,582 only on the pajama sets, you pea brain! 980 00:50:19,853 --> 00:50:22,922 Stitch Head! Stitch Head! 981 00:50:22,922 --> 00:50:24,124 [yelps] 982 00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:29,229 And now, my boy, look at that! 983 00:50:31,731 --> 00:50:34,234 Ta-da! Do you see? 984 00:50:34,234 --> 00:50:37,170 Yours, all yours! 985 00:50:37,170 --> 00:50:39,172 Well, technically, it's hire purchase, but-- 986 00:50:44,878 --> 00:50:46,913 ♪ ♪ 987 00:50:49,783 --> 00:50:50,817 Ow. 988 00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:57,323 Nothing is too good for my Stitch Head, that's what I say! 989 00:50:57,323 --> 00:51:00,360 But, um, stay away from the windows, hmm? 990 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,229 No pictures unless they're paying, right? 991 00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:04,931 Right. 992 00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:07,834 And remember, no visitors. 993 00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:09,669 Course not. 994 00:51:09,669 --> 00:51:11,271 Enjoy. 995 00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:19,379 FREAKFINDER: What do I always say? 996 00:51:19,379 --> 00:51:20,780 We'll get paid next week? 997 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:22,682 No! Keep your eyes peeled! 998 00:51:22,682 --> 00:51:24,617 [imitating bird call] 999 00:51:24,617 --> 00:51:28,121 No one goes in or out without my say-so! 1000 00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:29,556 [floorboard creaking] 1001 00:51:34,394 --> 00:51:35,428 No, no, no, no! 1002 00:51:35,428 --> 00:51:36,796 Profit share means-- 1003 00:51:36,796 --> 00:51:37,931 And who pays for the merch? 1004 00:51:37,931 --> 00:51:39,532 Do you think I get 10,000 1005 00:51:39,532 --> 00:51:41,735 Stitch Head pajama sets for free? 1006 00:51:41,735 --> 00:51:43,690 I have overheads! 1007 00:51:43,690 --> 00:51:46,139 Do you even know what overheads are? 1008 00:51:46,139 --> 00:51:48,641 So, did you like the show? 1009 00:51:48,641 --> 00:51:50,276 They loved me, right? 1010 00:51:50,276 --> 00:51:52,112 You think? 1011 00:51:54,547 --> 00:51:55,715 You're hurt. 1012 00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:03,957 Want a Stitch Head bottle opener? 1013 00:52:03,957 --> 00:52:05,592 Who needs a Stitch Head bottle opener? 1014 00:52:05,592 --> 00:52:08,395 I know, but they're buying them 1015 00:52:08,395 --> 00:52:10,230 just because they have my face on 'em. 1016 00:52:11,297 --> 00:52:13,600 If that's not love... 1017 00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,350 what is? 1018 00:52:16,603 --> 00:52:17,871 I don't know. 1019 00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:21,841 Something like-- 1020 00:52:21,841 --> 00:52:24,440 Rescue! Ha-ha! 1021 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,612 - Thank goodness you're alone! - [clears throat] 1022 00:52:25,612 --> 00:52:27,180 - I-- - Hello! 1023 00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:29,282 - [screams] Human! - Shh! 1024 00:52:29,282 --> 00:52:31,584 - What was that? - Like I said, an overhead. 1025 00:52:31,584 --> 00:52:33,420 That's worth a tenner at least. 1026 00:52:34,454 --> 00:52:35,989 - Boy! - Quick! 1027 00:52:35,989 --> 00:52:37,891 - Hide! - What about your friend? 1028 00:52:37,891 --> 00:52:39,559 In here. 1029 00:52:39,559 --> 00:52:40,927 Seriously? 1030 00:52:40,927 --> 00:52:42,195 - What's wrong with it? - [knocking] 1031 00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:43,463 FREAKFINDER: Is someone in there? 1032 00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:46,332 No, it's just me. 1033 00:52:46,332 --> 00:52:47,567 Do I need to be more frightening? 1034 00:52:47,567 --> 00:52:49,302 Stitch Head, watch out! 1035 00:52:49,302 --> 00:52:51,204 Humans! 1036 00:52:51,204 --> 00:52:53,139 - Everywhere! - FREAKFINDER: What was that? 1037 00:52:53,139 --> 00:52:54,374 Ah! Nothing! 1038 00:52:54,374 --> 00:52:55,508 Pleased to meet you. 1039 00:52:55,508 --> 00:52:57,377 - Get back! - No visitors! 1040 00:52:57,377 --> 00:52:59,212 No one in here! 1041 00:52:59,212 --> 00:53:01,810 - Oh! - Oops. 1042 00:53:01,810 --> 00:53:03,383 Break it down, boys! 1043 00:53:03,383 --> 00:53:05,180 - Hmm. - [neck cracks] 1044 00:53:05,952 --> 00:53:07,821 What? What was that noise? 1045 00:53:07,821 --> 00:53:10,590 Oh, just working on my monstrousness. 1046 00:53:10,590 --> 00:53:12,250 [groans] Any good? 1047 00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:14,294 Yes. No. 1048 00:53:15,395 --> 00:53:16,629 Very good. 1049 00:53:16,629 --> 00:53:17,797 Good night. 1050 00:53:19,599 --> 00:53:20,834 No visitors. 1051 00:53:20,834 --> 00:53:22,402 I wouldn't dream of it. 1052 00:53:23,470 --> 00:53:24,671 Hmm. 1053 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:28,908 Hey! 1054 00:53:30,343 --> 00:53:32,450 Nice carpet. 1055 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:36,649 Human! 1056 00:53:36,649 --> 00:53:39,419 It... touched me! 1057 00:53:39,419 --> 00:53:43,223 - So, what's the plan? - [gasps] 1058 00:53:43,223 --> 00:53:46,993 You want fame, fortune, girlfriends? 1059 00:53:46,993 --> 00:53:48,762 - [both gasping] - [Tej gulps] 1060 00:53:48,762 --> 00:53:52,432 Then guard that caravan. 1061 00:53:52,432 --> 00:53:54,100 BOTH: Hmm. 1062 00:53:55,835 --> 00:53:57,103 Ooh. 1063 00:53:58,505 --> 00:53:59,673 Hmm. 1064 00:54:03,343 --> 00:54:05,945 ♪ ♪ 1065 00:54:05,945 --> 00:54:07,947 Get away! 1066 00:54:07,947 --> 00:54:10,383 Get away, get away, get away! 1067 00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,218 What are you doing? 1068 00:54:12,218 --> 00:54:14,220 Quick! Now! Push her out the door! 1069 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:15,655 What? No! 1070 00:54:15,655 --> 00:54:16,856 Go monsters! 1071 00:54:16,856 --> 00:54:18,910 [shouting] 1072 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:21,828 ♪ ♪ 1073 00:54:21,828 --> 00:54:23,830 Uh... 1074 00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:25,999 [voice vibrating]: Uh... 1075 00:54:25,999 --> 00:54:27,434 ♪ ♪ 1076 00:54:31,604 --> 00:54:34,307 [shouting] 1077 00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:35,475 Uh-oh. 1078 00:54:39,145 --> 00:54:45,118 ["Also sprach Zarathustra" playing] 1079 00:54:50,123 --> 00:54:52,192 ♪ ♪ 1080 00:54:52,192 --> 00:54:53,760 [Stitch Head screaming] 1081 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,620 ARABELLA: Yeah! 1082 00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:58,832 [grunting] 1083 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:06,390 [Creature screaming] 1084 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:07,440 [panting] 1085 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,641 [screaming resumes] 1086 00:55:08,641 --> 00:55:11,711 - [splashes] - Hmm? 1087 00:55:11,711 --> 00:55:13,460 Oh. 1088 00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:15,749 [gasping] 1089 00:55:18,418 --> 00:55:20,720 Stay dignified. 1090 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:23,923 We could be poor, but happy. 1091 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:27,894 [sobbing] 1092 00:55:27,894 --> 00:55:29,529 We lost the caravan. 1093 00:55:29,529 --> 00:55:31,331 [both sobbing] 1094 00:55:59,459 --> 00:56:00,927 CREATURE: Watch out! 1095 00:56:00,927 --> 00:56:03,129 Careful! She's dangerous. 1096 00:56:03,129 --> 00:56:05,965 Any minute she'll form an angry mob! 1097 00:56:09,703 --> 00:56:11,400 It isn't true. 1098 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,600 I got it wrong. 1099 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,342 Humans don't form angry mobs. 1100 00:56:15,342 --> 00:56:17,544 Humans love me. 1101 00:56:18,678 --> 00:56:22,115 But I've come to rescue you. 1102 00:56:22,115 --> 00:56:24,840 I know. 1103 00:56:25,652 --> 00:56:26,853 And thank you. 1104 00:56:30,590 --> 00:56:32,392 But I don't want to be rescued. 1105 00:56:34,828 --> 00:56:38,164 But what about all the monsters? 1106 00:56:38,164 --> 00:56:41,340 Don't you think it's time they learnt to look after themselves? 1107 00:56:42,435 --> 00:56:45,238 And... what about me? 1108 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,843 You love castles, remember? 1109 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:01,955 Goodbye. 1110 00:57:05,258 --> 00:57:07,594 Could you take me back to the circus, please? 1111 00:57:21,740 --> 00:57:22,342 No following. 1112 00:57:29,349 --> 00:57:31,151 CREATURE: Goodbye. 1113 00:57:31,151 --> 00:57:33,186 Bestest best friend. 1114 00:57:38,591 --> 00:57:40,360 ♪ ♪ 1115 00:57:41,628 --> 00:57:42,762 [gasping] 1116 00:57:46,933 --> 00:57:49,350 - Stitch Head? - Stitch Head? 1117 00:57:51,338 --> 00:57:52,505 - [bicycle bell dings] - Stitch Head? 1118 00:57:54,507 --> 00:57:55,809 - Sign this, please! - Stitch Head! 1119 00:57:55,809 --> 00:57:58,678 - I want a selfie! - [crowd murmuring] 1120 00:57:58,678 --> 00:58:00,513 I love your work so much. 1121 00:58:00,513 --> 00:58:02,349 Oh, Stitch Head, I'm your biggest fan! 1122 00:58:02,349 --> 00:58:04,117 He's so dreamy! 1123 00:58:04,117 --> 00:58:07,320 - Stitch Head! - Stitch Head! 1124 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,230 [screaming] 1125 00:58:10,230 --> 00:58:11,691 Stitch Head! 1126 00:58:13,526 --> 00:58:15,261 Come with me. 1127 00:58:15,261 --> 00:58:17,364 There's something you need to see. 1128 00:58:17,364 --> 00:58:18,765 But my fans... 1129 00:58:21,267 --> 00:58:22,502 NAN: Arabella? 1130 00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:24,237 - Shh. - NAN: You're staying in. 1131 00:58:24,237 --> 00:58:25,972 The monster's on the streets. 1132 00:58:25,972 --> 00:58:27,340 You know what I told you? 1133 00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:29,776 If he sees you, he'll eat you! 1134 00:58:30,977 --> 00:58:33,613 Right, I'm off to get an autograph. 1135 00:58:34,714 --> 00:58:36,216 [exhales] 1136 00:58:36,216 --> 00:58:37,517 Hmm. 1137 00:58:40,987 --> 00:58:43,560 ♪ ♪ 1138 00:58:48,161 --> 00:58:49,863 How did you... 1139 00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:53,366 I sneak out and I peek. 1140 00:58:53,366 --> 00:58:55,668 It's completely not allowed. 1141 00:58:56,803 --> 00:58:59,439 Are they any good? 1142 00:58:59,439 --> 00:59:02,609 Well, Ermintrude's only got six legs. 1143 00:59:02,642 --> 00:59:05,812 And Shelley's more orange than brown. 1144 00:59:07,147 --> 00:59:09,315 But yes, they're good. 1145 00:59:10,517 --> 00:59:12,385 Very good. 1146 00:59:12,385 --> 00:59:13,586 And who's that, then? 1147 00:59:13,586 --> 00:59:16,523 Oh, that's just Creature. 1148 00:59:17,524 --> 00:59:19,292 Came to rescue you? 1149 00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:21,895 He thinks he's my bestest best friend ever. 1150 00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:24,664 And is he? 1151 00:59:26,199 --> 00:59:27,701 He doesn't understand. 1152 00:59:30,270 --> 00:59:31,538 People love me. 1153 00:59:31,538 --> 00:59:33,600 ♪ ♪ 1154 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,709 - [crowd shouting distantly] - Really? 1155 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:38,178 [clamoring] 1156 00:59:38,178 --> 00:59:40,980 I love you, Stitch Head! Stitch Head! 1157 00:59:43,616 --> 00:59:45,218 Looks like it to me. 1158 00:59:51,491 --> 00:59:55,428 [trumpet playing somber tune] 1159 00:59:55,428 --> 00:59:58,131 [sobbing] 1160 00:59:58,131 --> 00:59:59,799 ♪ ♪ 1161 01:00:13,346 --> 01:00:15,582 Artistes. The talent. 1162 01:00:15,582 --> 01:00:17,183 [snorts] Ha! 1163 01:00:17,183 --> 01:00:18,818 Always the same. 1164 01:00:18,818 --> 01:00:22,880 However good the trailer is, it's never enough. 1165 01:00:27,761 --> 01:00:30,960 Fine. Trash the trailer. 1166 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:31,231 Go it on your own. 1167 01:00:31,231 --> 01:00:33,633 Have your "solo career"! 1168 01:00:33,633 --> 01:00:36,169 [scoffs] You think you'd do it better without me? 1169 01:00:36,169 --> 01:00:37,771 Well, just you wait and see. 1170 01:00:37,771 --> 01:00:39,539 I made you. 1171 01:00:39,539 --> 01:00:41,207 I took you in. 1172 01:00:41,207 --> 01:00:45,111 I treated you like my own child! 1173 01:00:45,111 --> 01:00:48,480 And this is how you thank me? 1174 01:00:51,384 --> 01:00:54,421 He could come to me 1175 01:00:54,421 --> 01:00:57,824 on bended knee! 1176 01:00:57,824 --> 01:01:00,994 I wouldn't take him back in a thousand years. 1177 01:01:00,994 --> 01:01:03,396 - [muffled groan] - Shh. 1178 01:01:08,268 --> 01:01:09,502 [gasps] 1179 01:01:11,104 --> 01:01:12,739 You've come back? 1180 01:01:14,874 --> 01:01:16,376 And you'll play the next show? 1181 01:01:16,376 --> 01:01:17,744 Mm. 1182 01:01:17,744 --> 01:01:21,681 The most mind-blowing, stomach-churning, 1183 01:01:21,681 --> 01:01:24,150 trouser-messing show on Earth? 1184 01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:26,653 - [growls] - Yes! 1185 01:01:27,887 --> 01:01:29,856 We're gonna be rich! 1186 01:01:29,856 --> 01:01:31,458 I'll make you famous like you'd never believe! 1187 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:34,394 Before an audience of thousands! 1188 01:01:34,394 --> 01:01:36,730 A show that redefines the limits of the monstrous, 1189 01:01:36,730 --> 01:01:39,566 the bizarre, and the grotesque. 1190 01:01:39,566 --> 01:01:41,167 Tonight, Rubbers Duggin. 1191 01:01:41,167 --> 01:01:43,670 Tomorrow, the capitals of the world! 1192 01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:47,400 Playing for the great and the good, the kings and queens, 1193 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,442 for adoring millions! 1194 01:01:49,442 --> 01:01:54,414 They are going to love you! 1195 01:01:57,117 --> 01:01:58,718 [quiet chatter] 1196 01:02:02,455 --> 01:02:06,126 [drumroll] 1197 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,863 Ladies and gentlemen, 1198 01:02:09,863 --> 01:02:12,932 welcome to the show that will braise your brain, 1199 01:02:12,932 --> 01:02:16,200 gut your stomach, and burst your bladder. 1200 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,739 Are you ready to confront your deepest fears? 1201 01:02:19,739 --> 01:02:22,175 - Yes! - Ready to plunge 1202 01:02:22,175 --> 01:02:26,120 into the black abyss of horror that is the unknown? 1203 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,470 - Yes! - [cheering] 1204 01:02:27,470 --> 01:02:30,784 Are you ready for monsters? 1205 01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:32,185 [cheering] 1206 01:02:32,185 --> 01:02:36,560 Then behold a dramatic reconstruction 1207 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,292 in painstaking historic detail. 1208 01:02:39,292 --> 01:02:43,797 The capture of the Ghoul of Grotteskew. 1209 01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:46,766 [audience gasping] 1210 01:02:46,766 --> 01:02:48,468 ♪ ♪ 1211 01:02:48,468 --> 01:02:51,471 [cheering] 1212 01:02:51,471 --> 01:02:54,674 Behold above the castle grim, 1213 01:02:54,674 --> 01:02:57,210 and there behind its windows dim 1214 01:02:57,210 --> 01:03:00,747 there lurks and howls in primitive sin 1215 01:03:00,747 --> 01:03:04,784 the gruesome Ghoul of Grotteskew. 1216 01:03:04,784 --> 01:03:06,186 [audience gasping] 1217 01:03:06,186 --> 01:03:10,900 See his mouth besmirched with blood. 1218 01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:12,359 There remains no doubt of children good 1219 01:03:12,359 --> 01:03:14,694 who simply had not understood 1220 01:03:14,694 --> 01:03:18,998 in Grotteskew, do not set foot. 1221 01:03:18,998 --> 01:03:20,400 [Stitch Head burps] 1222 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,690 It's not a friendly neighborhood. 1223 01:03:23,690 --> 01:03:24,237 - [laughter] - Hmm. 1224 01:03:24,237 --> 01:03:28,740 But lo, here comes a hero brave, 1225 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:31,277 Fulbert Freakfinder, here to save 1226 01:03:31,277 --> 01:03:34,581 this wretched beast from the living grave 1227 01:03:34,581 --> 01:03:38,151 that is the Castle Grotteskew. 1228 01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:40,153 - [whispers]: "Never." - Never! 1229 01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:42,389 FREAKFINDER: But Fulbert, hero unafraid, 1230 01:03:42,389 --> 01:03:45,558 knows this savage must be saved. 1231 01:03:45,558 --> 01:03:47,894 Put on display, put on the stage, 1232 01:03:47,894 --> 01:03:51,798 not rot in Castle Grotteskew. 1233 01:03:51,798 --> 01:03:54,901 Oh, he's so dreamy. 1234 01:03:54,901 --> 01:03:57,103 He takes his lasso, throws it long, 1235 01:03:57,103 --> 01:03:59,906 he snares the Ghoul, but forces strong 1236 01:03:59,906 --> 01:04:01,675 hold back the beast. 1237 01:04:01,675 --> 01:04:04,144 - It's all gone wrong! - [gasping] 1238 01:04:05,912 --> 01:04:09,249 - Huh? - "Chain hands now." 1239 01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:10,884 FREAKFINDER: The beast resists, 1240 01:04:10,884 --> 01:04:13,286 the beast fights back. 1241 01:04:13,286 --> 01:04:15,188 And one by one, 1242 01:04:15,188 --> 01:04:18,458 - his stitches snap. - [audience gasps] 1243 01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:19,759 [groaning] 1244 01:04:21,127 --> 01:04:24,297 - [stitches snapping] - Help. 1245 01:04:24,297 --> 01:04:26,833 You say, "No, no! I will not go!" 1246 01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:29,736 No, no! Ow! 1247 01:04:30,737 --> 01:04:32,272 - No! - [screaming] 1248 01:04:32,272 --> 01:04:34,207 - Don't you think we should-- - No, he's fine. 1249 01:04:34,207 --> 01:04:35,608 Oh. 1250 01:04:35,608 --> 01:04:37,610 [shouting] 1251 01:04:37,610 --> 01:04:39,913 Hold on, lad, they're loving it. 1252 01:04:39,913 --> 01:04:42,649 - [straining] - Jump, Mimi! 1253 01:04:42,649 --> 01:04:46,520 No! [shouting] 1254 01:04:47,921 --> 01:04:50,857 After a brief interval in which you are welcome to purchase 1255 01:04:50,857 --> 01:04:53,793 our attractively priced refreshments in the foyer, 1256 01:04:53,793 --> 01:04:59,466 you shall witness how I, Fulbert Freakfinder, 1257 01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:02,669 sew Stitch Head back together. 1258 01:05:02,669 --> 01:05:04,771 [audience cheering] 1259 01:05:04,771 --> 01:05:08,675 But first, prepare for churned stomachs, 1260 01:05:08,675 --> 01:05:11,177 exploded minds and whittled seats 1261 01:05:11,177 --> 01:05:13,780 as Stitch Head's stitches 1262 01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:16,490 are torn apart! 1263 01:05:16,490 --> 01:05:18,985 [audience cheering] 1264 01:05:21,654 --> 01:05:22,922 No! 1265 01:05:24,758 --> 01:05:26,926 No! 1266 01:05:28,661 --> 01:05:31,898 No! 1267 01:05:39,673 --> 01:05:41,341 Monster! 1268 01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:43,677 - Humans! - [screaming] 1269 01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:47,847 [gasps] 1270 01:05:49,482 --> 01:05:51,551 [screaming] 1271 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,955 ♪ ♪ 1272 01:05:55,955 --> 01:05:57,290 [grunts] 1273 01:05:57,290 --> 01:05:58,925 - Stitch Head! - Creature! 1274 01:05:58,925 --> 01:06:01,428 [screaming] 1275 01:06:01,428 --> 01:06:02,562 [sizzles] 1276 01:06:06,399 --> 01:06:08,368 [screaming] 1277 01:06:09,869 --> 01:06:11,137 Oh! 1278 01:06:12,539 --> 01:06:14,700 Stitch Head! 1279 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:16,176 [both screaming] 1280 01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:17,877 [Arabella gasps] 1281 01:06:17,877 --> 01:06:20,447 [Stitch Head and Creature screaming] 1282 01:06:20,447 --> 01:06:21,715 [crowd screaming] 1283 01:06:31,758 --> 01:06:34,594 [Creature panting] 1284 01:06:34,594 --> 01:06:36,563 This way! Go! 1285 01:06:36,563 --> 01:06:38,640 - Ah! - [crowd screaming] 1286 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,866 Humans! 1287 01:06:39,866 --> 01:06:41,835 [Creature shouts] 1288 01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:44,204 [gasps] 1289 01:06:44,204 --> 01:06:45,605 Arabella! 1290 01:06:45,605 --> 01:06:49,843 You know that thing? 1291 01:06:49,843 --> 01:06:51,878 Yes! He is a creature of Grotteskew! 1292 01:06:51,878 --> 01:06:53,747 And he's Stitch Head's bestest friend! 1293 01:06:53,747 --> 01:06:56,316 And he's come to rescue him and take him back to Grotteskew 1294 01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:59,352 where he and all the other monsters are safe! 1295 01:07:01,210 --> 01:07:02,589 "Other monsters"? 1296 01:07:02,589 --> 01:07:05,191 Yes! They've all been awoken to Almost Life 1297 01:07:05,191 --> 01:07:07,160 by the Mad Professor, but they all live peacefully 1298 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:11,498 in the castle, and there's nothing you can do about it! 1299 01:07:11,498 --> 01:07:13,666 TAJ: Boss! The circus! 1300 01:07:13,666 --> 01:07:15,350 DOCTOR DISLOCATION: The caravans! 1301 01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:16,770 MIRANDA: The balloon! 1302 01:07:16,770 --> 01:07:18,738 Forget about all that. 1303 01:07:19,773 --> 01:07:23,510 We've just landed the jackpot! 1304 01:07:23,510 --> 01:07:25,812 - [woman screaming] - [Creature screaming] 1305 01:07:25,812 --> 01:07:27,380 What about Arabella? 1306 01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:28,748 She's a human! 1307 01:07:28,748 --> 01:07:31,117 - [man screaming] - [Creature screaming] 1308 01:07:31,117 --> 01:07:33,553 What does she need to be afraid of? 1309 01:07:33,586 --> 01:07:35,755 The castle's that way! 1310 01:07:35,755 --> 01:07:37,924 But you don't want to go back to the castle. 1311 01:07:37,924 --> 01:07:40,493 The monsters have to look after themselves! 1312 01:07:40,493 --> 01:07:42,128 I think I changed my mind. 1313 01:07:42,128 --> 01:07:43,963 [gasps] You did? 1314 01:07:43,963 --> 01:07:45,532 [Stich Head whistling] 1315 01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:47,500 - [townsfolk screaming] - [Creature screaming] 1316 01:07:48,902 --> 01:07:51,671 On balance, this does feel better. 1317 01:07:53,239 --> 01:07:56,376 FREAKFINDER: People of Guggers Nuffin! 1318 01:07:57,944 --> 01:08:00,780 People of Duffers Noggin! 1319 01:08:04,284 --> 01:08:05,352 Oi! 1320 01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:08,722 ♪ ♪ 1321 01:08:08,722 --> 01:08:10,390 [townsfolk gasp] 1322 01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:13,493 You are afraid. 1323 01:08:13,493 --> 01:08:17,130 - Deeply afraid! - I am. 1324 01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:19,990 But the time has come 1325 01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:21,670 to throw off your fear. 1326 01:08:21,670 --> 01:08:23,703 Too long have you been intimidated! 1327 01:08:23,703 --> 01:08:26,373 Too long have you trembled in terror! 1328 01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:29,509 Too long have you lived in the shadow... 1329 01:08:29,509 --> 01:08:32,379 of monstrosity! 1330 01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:33,546 [townsfolk gasp] 1331 01:08:33,546 --> 01:08:35,248 But now, 1332 01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:37,684 the abominations of Grotteskew have gone too far. 1333 01:08:37,684 --> 01:08:39,986 They have crossed a line! 1334 01:08:39,986 --> 01:08:42,155 They have kidnapped 1335 01:08:42,155 --> 01:08:44,324 a little girl. 1336 01:08:44,324 --> 01:08:45,759 [somber piano music playing] 1337 01:08:45,759 --> 01:08:47,260 [screams] 1338 01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:49,262 Oh. 1339 01:08:49,262 --> 01:08:53,967 Arabella! [sobbing] 1340 01:08:53,967 --> 01:08:58,380 But there is still a chance that she still lives! 1341 01:08:58,380 --> 01:08:59,606 - Up there! - [townsfolk gasp] 1342 01:08:59,606 --> 01:09:02,742 In Castle Grotteskew! 1343 01:09:02,742 --> 01:09:04,177 [townsfolk growling] 1344 01:09:04,177 --> 01:09:05,879 People of... 1345 01:09:07,470 --> 01:09:09,315 ...whatever this place is called. 1346 01:09:09,315 --> 01:09:11,484 The time has come! 1347 01:09:11,484 --> 01:09:17,924 The time to form an angry mob! 1348 01:09:20,627 --> 01:09:22,128 [vacuum whirring] 1349 01:09:22,128 --> 01:09:23,797 [Nan grunting] 1350 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,635 Off you go then. 1351 01:09:28,635 --> 01:09:31,137 [townsfolk shouting] 1352 01:09:33,139 --> 01:09:37,770 [muffled grunting] 1353 01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:40,647 You are mean! You are evil! You-- 1354 01:09:40,647 --> 01:09:43,183 And you are very inconvenient. 1355 01:09:43,183 --> 01:09:45,585 - Back in the sack, boys. - TAJ: Come here. 1356 01:09:45,585 --> 01:09:48,540 But isn't it a bit off? 1357 01:09:48,540 --> 01:09:51,224 Oh, don't be such moaning Minnies. 1358 01:09:51,224 --> 01:09:53,159 The castle is full of monsters, 1359 01:09:53,159 --> 01:09:55,261 and you know what monsters mean? 1360 01:09:55,261 --> 01:09:57,364 - Uh... - [Arabella grunting] 1361 01:09:57,364 --> 01:09:59,899 Money, you morons! 1362 01:09:59,899 --> 01:10:04,370 Monsters mean money! 1363 01:10:09,109 --> 01:10:10,844 - [thud] - CREATURE: Oh, sorry. 1364 01:10:10,844 --> 01:10:12,545 - [thud] - CREATURE: Sorry. 1365 01:10:13,747 --> 01:10:15,115 [loud thud] 1366 01:10:15,115 --> 01:10:16,916 CREATURE: These woods are very dark. 1367 01:10:16,916 --> 01:10:18,418 [gasping] 1368 01:10:18,418 --> 01:10:21,540 It's Creature! And he has got Stitch Head! 1369 01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:23,189 He has rescued Stitch Head! 1370 01:10:23,189 --> 01:10:24,858 Open the gates! 1371 01:10:24,858 --> 01:10:26,793 [Tiny wailing] 1372 01:10:28,261 --> 01:10:29,696 Friend! 1373 01:10:29,696 --> 01:10:31,531 We made it! 1374 01:10:31,531 --> 01:10:34,000 - You did it! - You did it! 1375 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,569 And, you didn't die! 1376 01:10:36,569 --> 01:10:38,238 Wow! 1377 01:10:45,245 --> 01:10:47,800 I'm sorry. 1378 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,315 I should never have left the castle. 1379 01:10:51,170 --> 01:10:53,219 Why did you go, Stitch Head? 1380 01:10:54,287 --> 01:10:56,289 I just wanted to be loved. 1381 01:10:57,290 --> 01:11:00,160 But we love you. 1382 01:11:01,528 --> 01:11:03,697 We always loved you! 1383 01:11:03,697 --> 01:11:06,166 [babbling] 1384 01:11:06,166 --> 01:11:07,400 Exactly! 1385 01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:14,174 You're my bestest best friend, remember? 1386 01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:17,711 [Stitch Head sniffling] 1387 01:11:21,181 --> 01:11:23,283 ALL: Aw. 1388 01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:25,118 So cute. 1389 01:11:27,854 --> 01:11:29,856 [clears throat] Don't want to interrupt 1390 01:11:29,856 --> 01:11:31,725 if you're having a moment here, but, um... 1391 01:11:33,193 --> 01:11:34,461 [screaming] 1392 01:11:37,163 --> 01:11:39,320 [train whistle blowing] 1393 01:11:39,999 --> 01:11:41,768 Burn the castle! 1394 01:11:41,768 --> 01:11:43,570 - An angry mob! - [babbles] 1395 01:11:43,570 --> 01:11:45,638 - Close the gates! - [grunting] 1396 01:11:45,638 --> 01:11:47,741 [townsfolk shouting] 1397 01:11:52,145 --> 01:11:54,314 - Run away! - Run away! 1398 01:11:54,314 --> 01:11:56,349 - [gurgled screaming] - [babbles] 1399 01:11:57,350 --> 01:11:59,753 - Huh? - Run away! 1400 01:11:59,753 --> 01:12:01,521 [Nan laughing] 1401 01:12:01,521 --> 01:12:02,756 Attack! 1402 01:12:02,756 --> 01:12:05,458 [townsfolk grunting] 1403 01:12:08,395 --> 01:12:10,230 FREAKFINDER: Forward! 1404 01:12:10,230 --> 01:12:15,902 [Nan laughing maniacally] 1405 01:12:15,902 --> 01:12:18,905 [monsters screaming] 1406 01:12:18,905 --> 01:12:20,640 Stop! 1407 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,208 ALL: Huh? 1408 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:25,478 We are monsters. 1409 01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:28,810 And if I learnt anything down in that town, 1410 01:12:28,810 --> 01:12:31,985 it's that people are afraid of monsters. 1411 01:12:31,985 --> 01:12:34,120 Don't you mean that the other way around? 1412 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,221 No! 1413 01:12:35,221 --> 01:12:36,656 If humans were afraid of me, 1414 01:12:36,656 --> 01:12:38,558 how are they going to react to Alice? 1415 01:12:38,558 --> 01:12:40,660 Huh? 1416 01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:42,262 Aw. 1417 01:12:42,262 --> 01:12:44,664 Well, I find that rather insensitive. 1418 01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:47,670 This is no time for hurt feelings! 1419 01:12:47,670 --> 01:12:51,371 This is time to let out your monstrousness! 1420 01:12:52,772 --> 01:12:54,808 What monstrousness? 1421 01:12:54,808 --> 01:12:56,509 You are monsters! 1422 01:12:56,509 --> 01:12:57,977 You want to be monstrous. 1423 01:12:57,977 --> 01:12:59,679 It's in your nature! 1424 01:12:59,679 --> 01:13:01,281 Huh? 1425 01:13:01,281 --> 01:13:05,952 Just be whoever you'd be if you weren't afraid! 1426 01:13:05,952 --> 01:13:07,153 - [door banging] - [gasping] 1427 01:13:07,153 --> 01:13:08,521 [loud thud] 1428 01:13:08,521 --> 01:13:09,723 - [monsters gasping] - But Stitch Head. 1429 01:13:09,723 --> 01:13:12,559 - [loud thud] - We are afraid! 1430 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:15,695 [Nan growling] 1431 01:13:18,565 --> 01:13:19,966 [monsters gasping] 1432 01:13:19,966 --> 01:13:21,735 Monsters! 1433 01:13:21,735 --> 01:13:23,136 [monsters gasping] 1434 01:13:23,136 --> 01:13:25,905 [townsfolk shouting] 1435 01:13:25,939 --> 01:13:27,574 [monsters screaming] 1436 01:13:27,574 --> 01:13:29,275 [townsfolk screaming] 1437 01:13:29,275 --> 01:13:31,611 [monsters screaming] 1438 01:13:31,611 --> 01:13:33,613 [townsfolk screaming] 1439 01:13:33,613 --> 01:13:36,116 [monsters screaming] 1440 01:13:36,116 --> 01:13:38,151 [townsfolk screaming] 1441 01:13:38,151 --> 01:13:40,320 [monsters screaming] 1442 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,621 [townsfolk screaming] 1443 01:13:41,621 --> 01:13:44,124 [Nan laughing] 1444 01:13:44,124 --> 01:13:45,959 - Don't be frightened! - Run away! 1445 01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:50,897 - [townsfolk shouting] - [Nan laughing] 1446 01:13:52,899 --> 01:13:54,501 [whirring] 1447 01:13:54,501 --> 01:13:55,869 [Stitch Head grunting] 1448 01:14:01,274 --> 01:14:04,177 - [grunting] - [Stitch Head gasping] 1449 01:14:04,177 --> 01:14:05,311 [laughing] 1450 01:14:06,713 --> 01:14:08,515 Oh? 1451 01:14:08,515 --> 01:14:11,151 - [townsfolk grunting] - [Nan laughing] 1452 01:14:13,853 --> 01:14:16,489 [monsters screaming] 1453 01:14:16,489 --> 01:14:18,591 [Stitch Head grunting] 1454 01:14:18,591 --> 01:14:20,527 [monsters screaming] 1455 01:14:21,594 --> 01:14:23,763 - [townsfolk clamoring] - Ah. 1456 01:14:23,763 --> 01:14:25,598 [Nan laughing] 1457 01:14:28,501 --> 01:14:32,939 Ooh! I love me when I'm angry! 1458 01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:35,809 [Nan shouting] 1459 01:14:35,809 --> 01:14:37,243 Whoa. 1460 01:14:38,211 --> 01:14:39,512 [Nan growling] 1461 01:14:44,351 --> 01:14:47,454 We've got you now! 1462 01:14:47,454 --> 01:14:48,655 [gentle music playing] 1463 01:14:48,655 --> 01:14:52,692 [monsters shouting] 1464 01:14:56,229 --> 01:14:59,990 [grunting] 1465 01:15:01,201 --> 01:15:03,370 [monsters screaming] 1466 01:15:07,574 --> 01:15:09,509 [townsfolk growling] 1467 01:15:09,509 --> 01:15:12,679 [monsters shuddering] 1468 01:15:20,487 --> 01:15:22,589 Let's finish this. 1469 01:15:22,589 --> 01:15:25,225 [townsfolk growling] 1470 01:15:27,127 --> 01:15:28,728 [monsters gasp] 1471 01:15:30,930 --> 01:15:32,399 [monsters gasping louder] 1472 01:15:38,805 --> 01:15:40,440 Ah! 1473 01:15:43,877 --> 01:15:46,460 [projector clicking] 1474 01:15:46,790 --> 01:15:48,882 [gasping] 1475 01:15:51,170 --> 01:15:55,555 [reversed garbled speech] 1476 01:15:55,555 --> 01:15:56,823 Huh? 1477 01:15:56,823 --> 01:15:59,693 [reversed garbled speech] 1478 01:16:03,596 --> 01:16:04,898 Ah. 1479 01:16:04,898 --> 01:16:07,567 [reversed garbled speech] 1480 01:16:09,536 --> 01:16:10,837 Oh. 1481 01:16:10,837 --> 01:16:13,606 [reversed garbled speech] 1482 01:16:27,787 --> 01:16:29,289 [gasps softly] 1483 01:16:31,658 --> 01:16:32,926 [gulps] 1484 01:16:32,926 --> 01:16:34,994 It's monster time. 1485 01:16:36,463 --> 01:16:37,731 [dings] 1486 01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:42,902 [townsfolk screaming] 1487 01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:44,571 - [Steve shouting] - [man screaming] 1488 01:16:44,571 --> 01:16:45,805 - [Creature shouting] - [townsfolk screaming] 1489 01:16:45,805 --> 01:16:48,641 - [gargled grunting] - [Nan screaming] 1490 01:16:48,641 --> 01:16:50,310 [townsfolk screaming] 1491 01:16:50,310 --> 01:16:51,678 [monsters shouting] 1492 01:16:55,448 --> 01:16:57,584 - [townsfolk screaming] - [monsters yelling] 1493 01:16:57,584 --> 01:17:00,453 This is fun! 1494 01:17:00,453 --> 01:17:03,189 [townsfolk screaming] 1495 01:17:07,894 --> 01:17:10,764 Can't we just go back to the old show? 1496 01:17:10,764 --> 01:17:13,900 Never, you losers! Sack! 1497 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:16,936 Boss, you're never gonna catch monsters like that. 1498 01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:18,805 I don't need monsters. 1499 01:17:18,805 --> 01:17:21,341 Just like I don't need you! [laughing] 1500 01:17:21,341 --> 01:17:24,611 All I need is the monster-maker. 1501 01:17:24,611 --> 01:17:27,147 - Help! - Oh, don't be such a baby. 1502 01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:29,416 [Tej grunting and groaning] 1503 01:17:31,510 --> 01:17:32,485 - [Doctor Dislocation growling] - Freeze! 1504 01:17:32,485 --> 01:17:34,120 Or I'll bite his ear off! 1505 01:17:35,722 --> 01:17:37,570 Wait a minute! 1506 01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:39,926 [townsfolk groaning] 1507 01:17:41,961 --> 01:17:44,531 I thought you'd been kidnapped by this lot. 1508 01:17:44,531 --> 01:17:46,933 By the monsters? Pah! 1509 01:17:47,967 --> 01:17:49,135 We can explain. 1510 01:17:50,303 --> 01:17:52,138 Can we? 1511 01:17:52,138 --> 01:17:53,807 Mm-hmm. 1512 01:17:53,807 --> 01:17:57,177 PROFESSOR: Live! Live! 1513 01:17:57,210 --> 01:18:01,848 You will be my greatest creation ever! 1514 01:18:01,848 --> 01:18:03,650 ♪ ♪ 1515 01:18:04,651 --> 01:18:05,719 [electricity sparking] 1516 01:18:05,719 --> 01:18:07,153 [Professor laughing] 1517 01:18:07,153 --> 01:18:08,321 [door slams] 1518 01:18:08,321 --> 01:18:10,156 What? 1519 01:18:10,156 --> 01:18:12,292 What on earth are you doing? You can't walk into a-- Oh? 1520 01:18:12,292 --> 01:18:15,395 Professor? Fulbert Freakfinder, 1521 01:18:15,395 --> 01:18:18,310 your greatest fan. 1522 01:18:18,310 --> 01:18:20,967 And your new employer! 1523 01:18:20,967 --> 01:18:23,203 [Freakfinder chuckling] 1524 01:18:23,236 --> 01:18:26,106 STITCH HEAD: Not so fast, Freakfinder! 1525 01:18:27,340 --> 01:18:28,842 You? 1526 01:18:30,343 --> 01:18:32,779 Dingle-Dangle! 1527 01:18:34,147 --> 01:18:35,915 You've got talent, Stitch Head. 1528 01:18:37,851 --> 01:18:39,486 Come with me! 1529 01:18:39,486 --> 01:18:40,720 Never! 1530 01:18:41,721 --> 01:18:43,123 Eek! 1531 01:18:43,123 --> 01:18:44,290 [Freakfinder growling] 1532 01:18:48,128 --> 01:18:51,331 The Professor never loved you. 1533 01:18:51,331 --> 01:18:53,633 Or you'd never have left the castle, would you? 1534 01:18:53,633 --> 01:18:55,235 No! 1535 01:18:55,268 --> 01:18:58,304 [Freakfinder yelping] 1536 01:19:01,410 --> 01:19:02,709 Pull! 1537 01:19:02,709 --> 01:19:04,878 Whoa! 1538 01:19:04,878 --> 01:19:06,346 [Freakfinder chuckling] 1539 01:19:06,346 --> 01:19:07,580 He's getting away! 1540 01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:09,349 Pull harder! 1541 01:19:11,384 --> 01:19:14,521 [Freakfinder babbling] 1542 01:19:14,521 --> 01:19:17,230 [Freakfinder yelping] 1543 01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:18,892 Harder! 1544 01:19:18,892 --> 01:19:20,600 [Creature grunting] 1545 01:19:21,394 --> 01:19:24,164 Think what you're giving up, Stitch Head. 1546 01:19:24,164 --> 01:19:28,935 A new monster each week! To do with as we please! 1547 01:19:28,935 --> 01:19:30,770 Harder! 1548 01:19:30,770 --> 01:19:33,730 But, Stitch Head! Your stitches! 1549 01:19:33,730 --> 01:19:35,108 Audiences would love us! 1550 01:19:35,108 --> 01:19:38,812 That's not love! 1551 01:19:38,812 --> 01:19:41,781 Then what is? 1552 01:19:43,983 --> 01:19:45,819 Harder! 1553 01:19:45,819 --> 01:19:47,554 [Creature grunts] 1554 01:19:47,554 --> 01:19:50,256 [machine whirring] 1555 01:19:50,256 --> 01:19:51,624 Yes! 1556 01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:03,136 [growling] 1557 01:20:04,504 --> 01:20:06,773 Oh. 1558 01:20:06,773 --> 01:20:09,576 So, you see, I wasn't kidnapped by the monsters, 1559 01:20:09,576 --> 01:20:11,411 I was kidnapped by the Freaks! 1560 01:20:11,411 --> 01:20:12,579 [townsfolk gasping] 1561 01:20:12,579 --> 01:20:15,150 We-- Er-- Yeah. 1562 01:20:15,150 --> 01:20:16,282 Our bad. 1563 01:20:16,282 --> 01:20:18,151 I feel very awkward. 1564 01:20:18,151 --> 01:20:20,453 So? What are you going to do now? 1565 01:20:20,453 --> 01:20:21,855 Run away? 1566 01:20:21,855 --> 01:20:23,857 - MAN: Hide? - Blame somebody else? 1567 01:20:23,857 --> 01:20:27,460 No! You are going to say sorry! 1568 01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:30,463 Now! 1569 01:20:30,463 --> 01:20:32,320 Oh. 1570 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,267 Right. 1571 01:20:34,267 --> 01:20:36,736 Sorry about the whole angry mob thing. 1572 01:20:36,736 --> 01:20:38,304 Oh, it's fine. Don't mention it. 1573 01:20:38,304 --> 01:20:39,873 Everyone makes mistakes. 1574 01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:41,875 [babbles] 1575 01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:43,543 And shake hands! 1576 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:48,815 Like you mean it! 1577 01:20:48,815 --> 01:20:51,251 ["All Out of Love" by Air Supply playing] 1578 01:20:51,251 --> 01:20:54,320 So, where did that Freakfinder get to, then? 1579 01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:55,855 [distant yelling] 1580 01:20:58,692 --> 01:21:00,760 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1581 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,196 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 1582 01:21:03,196 --> 01:21:05,265 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 1583 01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:08,100 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 1584 01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,836 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1585 01:21:09,836 --> 01:21:12,372 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 1586 01:21:12,372 --> 01:21:14,274 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 1587 01:21:14,274 --> 01:21:16,743 ♪ I know I was so wrong ♪ 1588 01:21:16,743 --> 01:21:18,712 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1589 01:21:18,712 --> 01:21:21,147 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 1590 01:21:21,147 --> 01:21:23,490 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 1591 01:21:23,490 --> 01:21:25,585 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 1592 01:21:25,585 --> 01:21:27,587 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1593 01:21:27,587 --> 01:21:30,560 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 1594 01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:31,858 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 1595 01:21:31,858 --> 01:21:34,294 ♪ I know I was so wrong ♪ 1596 01:21:34,294 --> 01:21:36,363 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1597 01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:38,598 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 1598 01:21:38,598 --> 01:21:40,467 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 1599 01:21:40,467 --> 01:21:42,669 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 1600 01:21:42,669 --> 01:21:44,971 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1601 01:21:44,971 --> 01:21:47,340 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 1602 01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:49,209 ♪ I know you were right. ♪ 1603 01:21:58,518 --> 01:21:59,753 [balloon squeaking] 1604 01:22:03,390 --> 01:22:05,759 Huh. Fair enough. 1605 01:22:05,759 --> 01:22:08,328 [rumbling] 1606 01:22:08,328 --> 01:22:09,496 [Arabella gasps] 1607 01:22:09,496 --> 01:22:11,564 ♪ ♪ 1608 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,415 You will always be... 1609 01:22:30,650 --> 01:22:32,819 ...my bestest best friend. 1610 01:22:38,558 --> 01:22:39,826 Stitch Head. 1611 01:22:41,461 --> 01:22:42,962 Stitch Head? 1612 01:22:49,350 --> 01:22:50,970 PROFESSOR: Stitch Head. 1613 01:22:53,306 --> 01:22:55,809 Yes. Yes. 1614 01:22:55,809 --> 01:22:59,879 I called you Stitch Head. 1615 01:23:00,847 --> 01:23:02,480 [Tiny clears throat] 1616 01:23:03,683 --> 01:23:06,186 And you called me Tiny. 1617 01:23:09,622 --> 01:23:11,124 Geoff. 1618 01:23:11,124 --> 01:23:13,590 [gurgles]: Ermintrude. 1619 01:23:13,590 --> 01:23:14,327 Mary. 1620 01:23:14,327 --> 01:23:16,196 Shelley. 1621 01:23:17,997 --> 01:23:19,165 Barney. 1622 01:23:19,165 --> 01:23:21,601 - Woodlouse. - Woodlouse. 1623 01:23:21,601 --> 01:23:23,360 Pigbutt. 1624 01:23:24,404 --> 01:23:26,172 Skaterdog? 1625 01:23:26,172 --> 01:23:28,174 - [Skaterdog barking] - Frank? 1626 01:23:28,174 --> 01:23:29,976 - Rhinodino? - [Rhinodino growling] 1627 01:23:29,976 --> 01:23:31,978 - Octochicken? - [Octochicken clucking] 1628 01:23:31,978 --> 01:23:34,781 - Owggagoffakkookkk. - Oh. 1629 01:23:34,781 --> 01:23:36,349 PROFESSOR: And Steve. 1630 01:23:36,349 --> 01:23:38,184 Hello. 1631 01:23:40,620 --> 01:23:43,890 And this is Creature. 1632 01:23:45,859 --> 01:23:47,270 You... 1633 01:23:48,610 --> 01:23:49,796 ...made us. 1634 01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:54,234 I... I did. 1635 01:23:58,338 --> 01:24:00,373 And I made Stitch Head. 1636 01:24:03,677 --> 01:24:05,779 Look at the state of him! 1637 01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:08,810 This won't do at all. 1638 01:24:08,810 --> 01:24:10,500 Pass me needle and thread. I'll need the number five. 1639 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,118 And hurry up. We haven't got all day. 1640 01:24:14,654 --> 01:24:16,220 You... 1641 01:24:17,323 --> 01:24:21,270 ...were my very first creation. 1642 01:24:22,762 --> 01:24:25,365 Did you hear that, Stitch Head? 1643 01:24:25,365 --> 01:24:27,567 He said you... 1644 01:24:27,567 --> 01:24:30,937 I know. And you... 1645 01:24:30,937 --> 01:24:34,740 are my bestest best friend ever. 1646 01:24:44,818 --> 01:24:47,487 [drumroll] 1647 01:24:47,487 --> 01:24:49,556 [air horn blaring] 1648 01:24:49,556 --> 01:24:52,125 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1649 01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:53,927 ["Are You Ready for Monsters" by Sway Clarke, Steve Hudson] 1650 01:24:53,927 --> 01:24:55,862 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1651 01:24:55,862 --> 01:24:57,163 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1652 01:24:57,163 --> 01:24:58,531 ♪ Baby, you got the guts? ♪ 1653 01:24:58,531 --> 01:24:59,999 ♪ You got the guts ♪ 1654 01:24:59,999 --> 01:25:02,102 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1655 01:25:02,102 --> 01:25:03,370 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1656 01:25:03,370 --> 01:25:04,571 ♪ Say you rolling with us ♪ 1657 01:25:04,571 --> 01:25:06,840 ♪ Rolling with us ♪ 1658 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,375 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1659 01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:09,976 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1660 01:25:09,976 --> 01:25:11,578 ♪ We can show you the moves ♪ 1661 01:25:11,578 --> 01:25:13,279 ♪ Show you the moves ♪ 1662 01:25:13,279 --> 01:25:14,848 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1663 01:25:14,848 --> 01:25:16,683 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1664 01:25:16,683 --> 01:25:17,884 ♪ 'Cause we scared of you too ♪ 1665 01:25:17,884 --> 01:25:19,819 ♪ Scared of you too ♪ 1666 01:25:19,819 --> 01:25:21,721 TINY: Ey, move, move, move. 1667 01:25:21,721 --> 01:25:24,240 Watch out, it's me, it's Tiny, eh! 1668 01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:26,393 ♪ We nah wan fi bother you ♪ 1669 01:25:26,393 --> 01:25:28,610 ♪ We nah wan fi clobber you ♪ 1670 01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:29,829 ♪ Come and do an interview ♪ 1671 01:25:29,829 --> 01:25:31,564 ♪ You gon' see We're super cool ♪ 1672 01:25:31,564 --> 01:25:33,133 ♪ We're the ones that's scared of you ♪ 1673 01:25:33,133 --> 01:25:34,868 ♪ We'll put on our dinner suit ♪ 1674 01:25:34,868 --> 01:25:36,536 ♪ Yeah, we're vegan, what are you ♪ 1675 01:25:36,536 --> 01:25:38,171 ♪ I'm hungry, can we order food ♪ 1676 01:25:38,171 --> 01:25:40,607 ♪ All we wanna do is play play ♪ 1677 01:25:40,607 --> 01:25:43,977 ♪ Our castle's just a little gray gray ♪ 1678 01:25:43,977 --> 01:25:47,147 ♪ Can I get a little hey hey ♪ 1679 01:25:47,147 --> 01:25:50,850 ♪ 'Cause we can live together, baby ♪ 1680 01:25:50,850 --> 01:25:52,919 ARABELLA: Hold on, hold on. Yo, yo. Where's Tiny at? 1681 01:25:52,919 --> 01:25:55,989 - Where's Tiny at? - TINY: Right here. Eh! 1682 01:25:55,989 --> 01:25:59,250 ♪ Game over, game over, freaky little takeover ♪ 1683 01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:02,195 ♪ Wait, hold up, Tej gonna play it like he's Beethoven ♪ 1684 01:26:02,195 --> 01:26:05,331 ♪ You know and they know we ain't gotta say so ♪ 1685 01:26:05,331 --> 01:26:07,330 ♪ When croc take a poop ♪ 1686 01:26:07,330 --> 01:26:08,902 ♪ Ooh, it's bigger than a Range Rover ♪ 1687 01:26:08,902 --> 01:26:10,336 ♪ We ain't gotta fight now ♪ 1688 01:26:10,336 --> 01:26:12,500 ♪ Different is the new black ♪ 1689 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,673 ♪ I'm-a tell you right now ♪ 1690 01:26:13,673 --> 01:26:15,475 ♪ I'm anxious, where's my Prozac? ♪ 1691 01:26:15,475 --> 01:26:18,645 ♪ If you got a tough rash or you've got a moustache ♪ 1692 01:26:18,645 --> 01:26:21,948 ♪ Everyone's a monster and we love it ♪ 1693 01:26:21,948 --> 01:26:24,684 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1694 01:26:24,684 --> 01:26:26,186 ♪ Baby, you got the guts? ♪ 1695 01:26:26,186 --> 01:26:27,787 ♪ Baby, you got the guts? ♪ 1696 01:26:27,787 --> 01:26:29,689 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1697 01:26:29,689 --> 01:26:31,240 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1698 01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:32,492 ♪ Say you rolling with us ♪ 1699 01:26:32,492 --> 01:26:34,327 ♪ Say you rolling with us ♪ 1700 01:26:34,327 --> 01:26:36,463 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1701 01:26:36,463 --> 01:26:37,664 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1702 01:26:37,664 --> 01:26:39,132 ♪ We can show you the moves ♪ 1703 01:26:39,165 --> 01:26:40,900 ♪ Show you the moves ♪ 1704 01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:42,802 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1705 01:26:42,802 --> 01:26:44,637 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1706 01:26:44,637 --> 01:26:45,939 ♪ 'Cause we scared of you too ♪ 1707 01:26:45,939 --> 01:26:47,607 ♪ We're scared of you too ♪ 1708 01:26:47,607 --> 01:26:51,111 ♪ Are you ready for monsters? ♪ 1709 01:26:51,111 --> 01:27:04,900 ♪ Hey ♪ 1710 01:27:04,900 --> 01:27:06,659 ♪ Hey, DJ ♪ 1711 01:27:07,660 --> 01:27:09,963 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1712 01:27:10,964 --> 01:27:13,990 ♪ Monster, monster ♪ 1713 01:27:13,990 --> 01:27:15,135 ♪ M-M-Monster, mon ♪ 1714 01:27:15,135 --> 01:27:17,637 ♪ Mon-Monster ♪ 1715 01:27:32,850 --> 01:27:33,319 ♪ What? ♪ 1716 01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:36,723 ♪ Huh ♪ 1717 01:27:36,723 --> 01:27:39,292 [maniacal laughter] 1718 01:27:47,467 --> 01:27:49,469 ♪ ♪ 1719 01:28:23,303 --> 01:28:25,305 ♪ ♪ 1720 01:29:03,109 --> 01:29:05,178 ♪ ♪ 1721 01:29:34,407 --> 01:29:36,409 ♪ ♪ 1722 01:31:10,303 --> 01:31:12,339 ♪ ♪ 1723 01:31:40,633 --> 01:31:42,635 ♪ ♪ 1724 01:32:02,822 --> 01:32:04,791 [music ends]