1 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:08,341 ["Superman main theme" plays] 2 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:22,415 [whooshes] 3 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:32,250 [wind whistling] 4 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:40,734 [wheezing] 5 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:55,281 [coughs, sustained whistle] 6 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,984 [wheezes] 7 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:04,570 [distant rumbling] 8 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:10,497 [rumbling grows] 9 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,437 - [thump] - [groans] 10 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:20,940 - Ow! Oh! - [playful growling] 11 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:23,977 [shrieks] Stop, stop, stop. 12 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,779 [barks, chomps] 13 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,647 Stop. Stop. 14 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,783 No, Krypto. Krypto. 15 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,785 - [playful growl] - Ow! 16 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,687 - [growls] - [coughs] 17 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:36,723 - [grunts] - [quietly] Krypto. 18 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:39,526 [wheezes] Take me home. 19 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,961 - [panting] - [wheezing] 20 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:42,929 [grunts] 21 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:44,664 Home. 22 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:48,802 - [panting] - [groans] 23 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:52,672 [Superman grunts] 24 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,742 [growls] 25 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,477 [barks] 26 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:58,478 Krypto. 27 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:00,814 - Home. - [sniffs] 28 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,991 [rumbling] 29 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:19,866 [crystals crackling] 30 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:32,946 [barks] 31 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:36,549 [energy pulses, hums] 32 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,225 [Four] Superman! 33 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,431 [woman speaking Kryptonian] 34 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:56,360 [man speaking Kryptonian] 35 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,875 [whispers] Thank you. 36 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,278 No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it. 37 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,580 We have no consciousness whatsoever. 38 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,583 Merely automatons, here to serve. 39 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,186 Meet Twelve. She's new. 40 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:16,956 - Hi. - [giggles] He looked at me. 41 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,893 [Four] I put your parents' message on to soothe you. 42 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:20,827 Thank you. 43 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,996 He finds it soothing. 44 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:26,966 [speaking Kryptonian] 45 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,839 [speaking Kryptonian] 46 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:41,448 [recording warbles] 47 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,249 [recording repeats] 48 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,986 The message was damaged in transit from Krypton to Earth. 49 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:48,288 But what is there... 50 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,256 [speaks Kryptonian] 51 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:52,459 [Four] "We love you more than heaven, our son." 52 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,426 [Jor-El speaking] 53 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,828 [Four] "We love you more than land." 54 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,429 [whispering] "We love you more than land." 55 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:59,132 [Four] "Our beloved home will soon be gone forever. 56 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,434 But hope vitalizes our hearts, 57 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,636 - and that hope is you, Kal-El." - [Superman, barely audible] 58 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,372 [Lara speaking Kryptonian] 59 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,540 [Four] "We have searched the universe for a home 60 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,743 where you can do the most good 61 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:12,512 and live out Krypton's truth. 62 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,582 - That place is Earth." - "That place is Earth." 63 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,218 And the rest of the message is lost. 64 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,953 [Five] Fourteen fractured bones. 65 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:23,456 Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs. 66 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:25,859 Our poor Superman. 67 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,827 [Four] With a healthy dose of yellow sun, 68 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,163 we'll have him up and at 'em in no time. 69 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:34,901 [rumbling] 70 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,574 [whistling] 71 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:45,879 [energy hums] 72 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,784 [shouts] 73 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:54,688 [shout echoes] 74 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,890 [Lex Luthor] Engineer, come in. 75 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,258 [Engineer] He landed somewhere near here. 76 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,626 I can't see where. 77 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,728 [Luthor] Well, keep looking. 78 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,290 [wind howling] 79 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:04,640 [humming stops] 80 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,330 [gasps] 81 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,720 [shudders] Golly. 82 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:13,306 [sighs] 83 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:18,780 Sir, you are only 83% restored to health. You must rest. 84 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,347 No can do, Four. I gotta get back to the fray. 85 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:23,950 [Four] But this Hammer fellow just beat you at full power. 86 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,218 Sir? 87 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,554 [rocks, crystals clatter] 88 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,122 What is this? 89 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,390 [servos whirring] 90 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,291 Krypto! 91 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,360 [thuds, panting] 92 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,928 What the hey, dude? I-I thought-- 93 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,229 You destroyed the whole-- 94 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,932 Superman robots, I thought I told you to keep an eye on him. 95 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,134 We feed the canine, but he is unruly. 96 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,570 And he realizes we are not flesh and blood 97 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:47,107 and couldn't, in our heart of hearts, care less whether he lives or dies. 98 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,576 Stop, Krypto, leave it. 99 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,746 Ow. Ow! Stop. Ow. Stop it. 100 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,480 Krypto! Ow! Ow! Stop it. Stop. 101 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,117 Sit. Sit. Stay. 102 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,953 [sighs, exhales] 103 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:04,591 [Krypto whines] 104 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,859 [sighs] 105 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,429 [whooshes] 106 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,265 [sonic boom echoes] 107 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,435 The alien is on its way back. 108 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,571 - [cape whipping] - [wind whooshing] 109 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:27,580 ["Superman main theme" plays] 110 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,836 Your Superman has abandoned you! 111 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:55,608 The people of Boravia will not ignore him inserting himself into our affairs. 112 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,211 [laser warbling] 113 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,849 - [Hammer shouts, indistinct] - [man 1] Accelerate the portals. 114 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,384 Primed and ready. 115 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,486 T-Minus ten and counting. 116 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,687 [man 1] Buckle up, we're going live. 117 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,789 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six... 118 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,291 Bravo, what do you have on employees? 119 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,459 I'm inside Chocos, Larry. No fatalities. 120 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:13,493 ...five, four... 121 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,763 - Can't win 'em all. - [woman 1] ...three, two, one. 122 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,333 - Target in sight. - [rumbling] 123 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,370 - He's back. Your 5:00. - Copy. 124 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,709 12C. 125 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:36,850 18A. 126 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,890 34B. 127 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,940 98Z. 128 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,640 8H. 129 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:53,833 [boom] 130 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,502 74D. 131 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,870 [grunts] 132 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,410 44T! 133 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,343 [shouts] 134 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:04,511 [shutter clicking] 135 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,182 [people shriek] 136 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:14,587 - Reggie, can you watch? - Yeah, yeah. 137 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,589 - [sirens wailing] - [horn honks] 138 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:19,459 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 139 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:24,300 It's like he knows Superman's every move before he makes it. 140 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,900 He does. He's been studying him for years. 141 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,136 He's developed over 2,500 fight moves for any situation. 142 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,305 - [sirens in distance] - Superman! 143 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,208 [Larry] Bravo, you got him? 144 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,790 Malik Ali, a local. 145 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,748 [woman 2] Lex, we have the Engineer. 146 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,385 [Engineer] The target has led us to the ice castle. 147 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,387 The rumors are true. 148 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,923 I don't know how in the hell this thing hasn't been spotted. 149 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,326 [panting] 150 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:57,630 Mierda. 151 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,872 Comms, two to one. 152 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,409 Hijo de... 153 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,146 Lex, the entire structure has descended into the ice. 154 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,648 We have what we need. Return to base. 155 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,450 [Engineer] I can drill into it, Lex. 156 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,486 Your pride won't be making our choices today, Angela. 157 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,420 Thank you. 158 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,122 We'll need more than you when we enter. 159 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:25,258 Comms, one to two. 160 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,161 We've done what we need to do. Wrap it up. 161 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:34,100 The United States will continue to feel the wrath of the Hammer of Boravia. 162 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,702 It's me, Mali. 163 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,804 Once I gave you free falafel, 164 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,340 when you saved a woman from being hit by a taxi. 165 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,508 Are you all right, Superman? 166 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,710 Mali, you gotta get outta here. It's not safe. 167 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,379 You saved us so many times. Now it's our turn. 168 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,515 [Hammer] This is your last warning. 169 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,984 - [boom] - [people] Oh! 170 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,220 [groans] 171 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:57,230 Maybe you shouldn't have done that thing in Jarhanpur, Superman. 172 00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,192 [panting] 173 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,228 [groans] 174 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,165 - Flawless, people. - [laughing] 175 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,866 Way to bring it home! 176 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,103 [laughing, cheering] 177 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,390 [hooting, squealing] 178 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,578 [no audible dialogue] 179 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,718 [hard rock music] 180 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,170 [whirring] 181 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,547 [electrical pulse] 182 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,222 [man 1] Decelerate all portals. 183 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,725 - Ultraman's back. - Ultraman! 184 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,294 [brightly] Ultraman! You did so good. 185 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:09,763 [woman laughs] Yes! 186 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:13,700 [chatter and laughter] 187 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,457 Sorry about that. I'm so sorry. 188 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,592 Sorry. 189 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,629 - Morning, Nino. - Good morning, Clark. 190 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,271 [man on tv] Do these unelected metahumans 191 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,940 think they can dictate international policy? 192 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,175 It's outrageous. 193 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,777 [Perry] It's a big story. Put it above the fold. 194 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,412 That's where we put it. 195 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,948 - You're late again, Kent. - Sorry, Perry. 196 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,180 - Hey, loser. - Hey, Steve. 197 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,854 Hey, what do you got against adverbs, Kent? 198 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:11,124 How are we supposed to know how we feel when we read this malarkey? 199 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:15,462 In sports writing, you learn the sentence is the modifier. 200 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,464 - Hey, Ma. - "Ma!" 201 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,966 - Hey, Clark! - [Pa chuckles] 202 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,702 Uh, me and Pa just wanted to call 203 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:26,306 and say congratulations on that front page. 204 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,308 Boy, that is something! 205 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,810 Hey, ask Ma if she barbecued up any good roadkill lately. 206 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,346 - Shut up, Steve. - Like, uh, possum or chitlins... 207 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,948 - What's that, Clark? - [Clark] Sorry, Ma, 208 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,490 I'm just in the middle of a big news day here. 209 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:37,150 What are chitlins? 210 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,685 Chitlins are intestines. 211 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,987 [Steve] Thanks, Cat. You read this crud? 212 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,856 I thought it was great, Clark. 213 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,724 "Great"? 214 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,960 [chuckling] Yeah! Front page! Big time! 215 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,830 Well, we don't want to keep you, but, uh, 216 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,330 wanted to say congrats, 217 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,835 and tell you we're thinking 'bout you, Clark. 218 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:59,205 - It's been a minute. - Tell him don't be a stranger. 219 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,574 Pa says, "Don't be a stranger." 220 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,576 I, uh... Yeah, I heard him, Ma. 221 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,311 Yeah, okay I gotta go. I gotta run. 222 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,646 Yep, okay. Love you. 223 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:10,250 So, this guy just flew into midtown and started attacking people, 224 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,850 demanding for Superman to show up? 225 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,154 Yeah. It's all there in my article. 226 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,890 Then I'd actually have to make it through your writing, Clark. 227 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,324 Knowledge is worth many sacrifices. 228 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,192 That isn't one of them. 229 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,610 [Clark] Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, Lois. 230 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,290 - Oh, my God. - He's so fine. 231 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:26,660 Twenty-two people in the hospital, over 20 million in property damage. 232 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,680 - It does make you wonder. - Wonder what? 233 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,204 As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't completely think through 234 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,839 the ramifications of the Boravia thing. 235 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,750 If this guy is even from Boravia. 236 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,310 [Jimmy] What do you mean? His name is "the Hammer of Boravia." 237 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,746 Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that, Jimmy. 238 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,915 We have no clue what his actual goal was here. 239 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,384 I think it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking Superman's ***. 240 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,419 Uh, he did-- He didn't completely kick Superman's ***. 241 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,454 [Jimmy] Pretty thoroughly, Clark. 242 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:51,358 Show me! You show me what ties there are 243 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,427 between Boravia and this "Hammer!" 244 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,763 Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the, uh, Hammer 245 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,365 might be faking a Boravian accent. 246 00:14:58,798 --> 00:14:59,799 Superman said that? 247 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,901 Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards. Great guy. 248 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:06,720 You know, it's funny that you keep getting all these interviews with Superman, Clark. 249 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,875 I don't think there's anything funny about good journalism, Lois. 250 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,276 Uh-huh. 251 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:15,415 [Ghurkos] The relationship between Boravia and United States 252 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,419 has been like iron for 30 years, 253 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,956 until Superman came along. 254 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,600 [Luthor] What you're looking at, my friends, 255 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,797 is the most powerful being on Planet Earth: 256 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,166 Ultraman. 257 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,168 You created this man? 258 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,338 Ooh. Check this out. The Engineer. 259 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,974 A former special operative, whose blood I infused 260 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,476 with microscopic machines called "nanites," 261 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:47,247 which she can form into anything she can imagine. 262 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:52,180 And, of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, the Raptors. 263 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:56,990 All together, they're an unstoppable force we call PlanetWatch. 264 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,828 More than capable of containing any otherworldly threat. 265 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,796 [snaps fingers] 266 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,466 So you want the Defense Department 267 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,360 to hire your metahumans to take down the Kryptonian? 268 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,707 After Superman acted with violence against our Boravian allies, 269 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:14,841 I think it'd be worth considering. 270 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,810 Big Blue stopped a war. 271 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,611 Naive, maybe, but well-intentioned. 272 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:23,116 Well, I don't know the intentions of an unattended firehose, General Flag. 273 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,485 I just do what I can not to be splashed. 274 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,488 - Mr. Luthor... - The disarming Director Crawley. 275 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,557 [sighs] The country of Boravia has purchased 276 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,826 over 80 billion dollars' worth of arms 277 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,994 from LuthorCorp in the past two years. 278 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,796 - And? - And no one would profit more 279 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,566 from a war with Boravia and Jarhanpur than you. 280 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,968 A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way 281 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,336 might not be bad for business. 282 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,339 Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying. 283 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,476 And I have a distinct feeling that's where we're all headed 284 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,110 with the Kryptonian running wild. 285 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,346 So we're gonna lock up all metahumans now? 286 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,815 Look, other metahumans aren't going off half-*****ed, 287 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,584 interfering in foreign affairs. 288 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,919 They don't have-- And I have proof of this-- 289 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,522 a hidden headquarters in Antarctica 290 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,225 that violates 12 international treaties. 291 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,428 And they aren't aliens. 292 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,197 Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason 293 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:15,902 for PlanetWatch to at least bring the Kryptonian in for questioning? 294 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,380 Admittedly, I'm not comfortable 295 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:22,800 with a being from another planet as dangerous as him on the loose. 296 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,444 But the optics? Superman is popular. 297 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,470 Less so every day, according to chatter online. 298 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:30,160 Not to mention the potential risk of failing to contain him. 299 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,452 I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him. 300 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,688 Yeah, they got this stuff, uh... 301 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,560 What's this Kryptonite stuff called? 302 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,858 - It's called Kryptonite. - Well, it kills him, right? 303 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,960 As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet. 304 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,796 I have a workaround for that as well. 305 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,564 You know what? It doesn't matter, Lex. 306 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,599 Because without solid proof of malicious intent, 307 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,967 it's just not worth the risk. 308 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:49,636 [clicks] 309 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,304 [lock clicks] 310 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,119 [pots clatter] 311 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,755 [clattering continues] 312 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,263 [suspenseful music] 313 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,942 What are you doing here? 314 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,744 Three months ago, we had our first date. 315 00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:34,581 And so, to celebrate, I am making you your favorite: 316 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,820 breakfast for dinner. 317 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:37,484 That's your favorite. 318 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,119 You love breakfast. 319 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,955 Yeah, for breakfast. You love it for dinner. 320 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,428 Um... 321 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,230 [beeps] 322 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:51,831 [Lois] Ready? 323 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,767 Let's do it, Cronkite. 324 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,802 Superman. 325 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:57,837 Miss Lane. 326 00:18:58,738 --> 00:18:59,939 Recently, you've come under 327 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:00,974 a lot of fire for what some might-- 328 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,800 I don't know if it's a lot of fire, but-- 329 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,343 It's a lot. 330 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,678 Today the Secretary of Defense 331 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,800 said he was gonna look into your actions in Boravia. 332 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,282 - [exhales] - That-- That's funny? 333 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:12,185 It's not "funny" funny, it's just, um... 334 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,821 I mean, come on. My actions? I stopped a war. 335 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,457 - Maybe. - Uh, not "maybe." I did. 336 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,426 Okay. How? 337 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:22,262 Well, Boravia invaded Jarhanpur, 338 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,497 and I showed up and told them that wasn't right. 339 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,265 And? 340 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,600 And... smashed some tanks and things 341 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,537 and a couple of planes and some other stuff. 342 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,700 There were no casualties and no significant injuries. 343 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,141 Did you interact at all 344 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,610 with the President of Boravia, Vasil Ghurkos? 345 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:38,978 A very small amount. 346 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,480 What's a very small amount? 347 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,382 That was between us. 348 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,352 [beeps] 349 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,553 This is all on the record. 350 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,123 Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us. 351 00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,580 Yeah, and I would ask that question 352 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:53,827 whether or not I knew the answer to it. 353 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,328 - Really? - Really. 354 00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:56,996 [beeps] 355 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,965 After I stopped the war, 356 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,000 I went to see Ghurkos. 357 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,680 Where? 358 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,204 In the capital of Luchebic, at the Royal Palace. 359 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:04,971 And? 360 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,207 And I took a private audience with Ghurkos. 361 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,740 How? 362 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,710 I flew him out to the desert, and I... 363 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,545 And you... 364 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,581 And I placed him against a cactus. 365 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,316 A cactus? 366 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,385 So... torture? 367 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,352 No. Not torture. 368 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,488 Its spikes were like... not even that big. 369 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:22,756 What did you say? 370 00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:25,692 I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhanpur again, 371 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,360 he'll have to personally answer to me. 372 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,828 What did you mean by that? 373 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,397 That if such events occurred, 374 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,999 we would have a more serious discussion, that's all. 375 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,535 More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus? 376 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,736 Ghurkos was gonna kill people. 377 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,104 You seem to keep forgetting that-- 378 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,707 So, in effect, you illegally entered a country, 379 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,108 inserting yourself in the middle 380 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,410 - of an incredibly heated... - No, no, no. Hold on. 381 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,511 - geopolitical situation... - Hold on a second. 382 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,112 ...siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, 383 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,580 which historically has not been 384 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,182 - a friend to the US... - Jarhanpur has changed. 385 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:51,510 ...against a nation that's technically our ally, 386 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:53,286 and then threatened to murder their head of state. 387 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,955 First of all, whether or not Jarhanpur is an imperfect country 388 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,857 does not give another nation the right to invade it. 389 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,259 Yes, but the Boravian government maintains 390 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,860 they're freeing the Jarhanpurians 391 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:01,961 from a tyrannical regime. 392 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,697 Yes, but you know that's very silly. 393 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:04,597 I do? 394 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,767 The Boravian government, of all people, is saying this? 395 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,568 Come on! 396 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,236 This is on the record, Superman. 397 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,705 Now-- No. Now, see... 398 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,139 Now you're being dishonest, Lois. 399 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,974 How am I being dishonest? 400 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,877 - What are you--? Stop. - Where's the button? 401 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,979 You're being dishonest because you know as well as I do 402 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,548 that the Boravian government is not well-intentioned. 403 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:24,984 I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that? 404 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,520 No, I don't. 405 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,588 Can we go on now? 406 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,290 Yeah, fine. 407 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,558 - I don't-- You do it. - I... 408 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:35,295 You think this is going well? 409 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,764 Do I think this is going well? Um... 410 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,166 I think I'm doing a good job. 411 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:42,902 [beeps] 412 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,637 Superman, did you consult with the President 413 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,720 before entering Boravian airspace? 414 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,640 [sighs] 415 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:49,309 - No. - The Secretary of Defense? 416 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,111 - No. - Or any US official 417 00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:52,946 before you took matters into your own hands 418 00:21:52,946 --> 00:21:54,814 and decided unilaterally how to handle 419 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,915 this extremely delicate situation? 420 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,618 Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people. 421 00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,986 Yes, but the results 422 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,188 of you seemingly acting as a representative 423 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,156 of the United States will cause... 424 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,190 I wasn't representing anybody... 425 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:04,991 ...more problems around the world. 426 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:05,825 ...except for me, and-and... 427 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,827 - More than a war that lasted... - ...myself and, and, and... 428 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:08,695 ...between 12 and 24 hours... 429 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:09,662 ...good, I don't know, doing good. 430 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,970 ...and was just replacing 431 00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:12,599 one tyrannical regime with another? 432 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:13,967 Is that really how you feel? 433 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:17,170 I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but... 434 00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:19,539 I question it. 435 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,308 Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation 436 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:25,110 and hold off a beat and consider the consequences. 437 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,113 People were going to die! 438 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,619 [exhales] 439 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,959 Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I could. 440 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:41,828 Okay. 441 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:44,300 You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately. 442 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,165 I don't read that stuff. 443 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:47,333 Superman doesn't have time for selfies. 444 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,300 - Third person? - Hmm? 445 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,380 You're referring to yourself in the third person now? 446 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:53,340 No, it was just a thing I came up with 447 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:55,375 that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview. 448 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,710 This is on the record, Superman. 449 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,345 Okay, well, not the part where I said that. 450 00:22:58,345 --> 00:23:00,880 - Yes, that part. - No, that part was an aside. 451 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,881 That was off the record. 452 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,718 You have to say "off the record" beforehand, not after. 453 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,252 Why are you being like this? 454 00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:07,587 Fine, I-I won't write 455 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,560 that you spend your spare time trying to think up soundbites. 456 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,424 Which are terrible, by the way. 457 00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:13,760 - Social media. - Yes. 458 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,895 As you may know, or maybe you don't, 459 00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:17,764 since you claim not to read any of that stuff-- 460 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:18,665 Very seldomly. 461 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,400 Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it 462 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,350 and looking very upset. 463 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:23,703 Okay, well, you can't use that. 464 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:26,840 People on social media are suspicious because you are... 465 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,420 ...an alien, yes? 466 00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:30,110 Yes. 467 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:32,712 I've been very honest about that. From the beginning. 468 00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:35,810 I come from a planet called Krypton. 469 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,717 - Okay. - Which is gone now, by the way. 470 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:40,286 Destroyed. Along with all of my history. 471 00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:42,122 My parents. 472 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:44,570 They sent me here as a baby to save my life. 473 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:45,191 Here, where? 474 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,360 I'm not gonna say that. You know I'm not gonna say that. 475 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:50,897 Okay. 476 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:57,270 What do you know about these biological parents of yours? 477 00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:01,410 Just that they sent me here to serve humanity 478 00:24:01,975 --> 00:24:04,544 and to help the world to be a better place. 479 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,646 - They said that? - They did. 480 00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:09,916 They sent a message along with me. 481 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,621 That message is why I do what I do. 482 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,423 I cherish it more than anything. 483 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,159 Because you understand now, 484 00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:21,394 there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining 485 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:24,631 you're here for more nefarious purposes. 486 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,833 Hashtag Superspy. Hashtag Supershit. 487 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:28,501 Supershit!? Come on, Lois! 488 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,170 You know that one specifically irritates me! 489 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:32,439 This is on the record, Clark! 490 00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:33,440 - [recorder beeps] - I didn't make it up. 491 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,508 It's what people on the Internet are saying. 492 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,243 I'm gonna go. 493 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,112 - Really? - Yeah. 494 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,147 Come on, Clark. Don't do this. 495 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,349 [Clark] I'm not doing anything. 496 00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:44,351 No? No, that's not you, packing up your shit 497 00:24:44,351 --> 00:24:45,919 and walking out of an interview? 498 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,187 I'm not walking out of an interview, 499 00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:48,355 - I'm just-- It's late. - No, this is what you do 500 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:49,589 every time you're faced with conflict. 501 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:50,857 - I'm not doing anything. - You get mad. You pout. 502 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,250 - Then you pretend... - I'm not mad. 503 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,626 - ...like nothing's wrong. - Nothing is wrong. 504 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,695 Look, I gave you a nice, long interview. 505 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,997 Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way. 506 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,600 Oh, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself? 507 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,701 That's a thing you can do? 508 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,360 You got a lot of good stuff. 509 00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:05,372 Some stuff you can't use. 510 00:25:05,372 --> 00:25:07,207 I am well aware. 511 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,642 I knew this would never work. 512 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,278 What does that mean? 513 00:25:13,213 --> 00:25:15,215 [dishes clattering] 514 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:16,616 Lois? 515 00:25:18,385 --> 00:25:20,353 - What does that mean? - Nothing, I just... 516 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:23,123 I told you I wasn't good at relationships. 517 00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:25,191 [water running] 518 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:28,728 Okay. 519 00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:43,209 [low music plays] 520 00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:50,650 [engines whining, slowing] 521 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,528 The real Antarctica! [gasps] 522 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,229 So cool! 523 00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:06,700 [exhales] 524 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:11,771 It was right ahead. 525 00:26:12,439 --> 00:26:14,107 But how are we going to gain access? 526 00:26:15,410 --> 00:26:17,110 Oh, ye of little faith. 527 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,913 [rumbling] 528 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,180 Oh, wow! 529 00:26:33,293 --> 00:26:38,131 [energy pulses, hums] 530 00:26:38,131 --> 00:26:40,100 [Eve] Oh, my God! 531 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,970 [rumbling] 532 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,747 [parents' message plays] 533 00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:56,383 Superman, I preemptively put up the soothing-- 534 00:26:56,983 --> 00:27:00,860 Oh, my. I do apologize, but this is a restricted area. 535 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:03,623 Wait. Can we talk-- 536 00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:07,394 [nanites clicking] 537 00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:10,897 [whirring] 538 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,103 [groans] 539 00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:21,107 [shouts] 540 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,314 [grunts] 541 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,950 [metallic warble] 542 00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:37,490 [metallic warble] 543 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:46,166 [Krypto growling] 544 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,437 [Engineer growls] 545 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:55,942 [yelps] 546 00:27:57,811 --> 00:27:59,946 [whining] 547 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,115 - [whining continues] - [gasps] 548 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,152 This is what we came for. 549 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:08,788 Hopefully, there's something on here 550 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,223 we can use to convince the general 551 00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:12,726 Superman requires immediate action. 552 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:16,396 I can't stand the metahumans, but he's so much worse. 553 00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:19,232 Super... man. 554 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,235 He's not a man. He's an it. 555 00:28:23,690 --> 00:28:25,505 A thing with a****ky grin and a stupid outfit 556 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:26,806 that's somehow become the focal point 557 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,908 of the entire world's conversation. 558 00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:32,312 Nothing's felt right since he showed up. 559 00:28:33,313 --> 00:28:34,848 I know, Lex. 560 00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:38,485 I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it. 561 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,186 Can you get in? 562 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:45,558 - [exhales] - [nanites clicking] 563 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,826 Might take a while. 564 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,528 What if the Kryptonian shows up? 565 00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:49,696 [Luthor] Don't worry. 566 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,599 I'm creating a... distraction. 567 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:09,849 [sirens in distance] 568 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,958 - [rattling] - [growling] 569 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:22,696 [growling continues] 570 00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:29,102 [nanites clicking] 571 00:29:33,406 --> 00:29:35,442 - [gasps] - What? 572 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:36,976 [Engineer] This message... 573 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,145 - [Jor-El speaking Kryptonian] - ...from his parents. 574 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,648 It's damaged, but there's more. 575 00:29:41,648 --> 00:29:43,483 - [Jor-El speaking Kryptonian] - It's... 576 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:45,552 I can recover the rest. 577 00:29:45,552 --> 00:29:49,289 [message repeating] 578 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:52,492 [rumbling] 579 00:29:52,492 --> 00:29:57,230 [message continues repeating rapidly] 580 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:07,730 [Kryptonian message continues] 581 00:30:07,730 --> 00:30:09,750 Whoa! Got it! 582 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:10,243 [man 1] Let it out! 583 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:17,684 [growling] 584 00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:21,988 It's an awfully small distraction. 585 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,690 It'll get bigger. 586 00:30:24,858 --> 00:30:26,626 [barking] 587 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:30,830 [rumbling] 588 00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:36,870 [roars] 589 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:38,605 [screaming] 590 00:30:40,807 --> 00:30:42,420 [Superman] Get! Go! 591 00:30:45,278 --> 00:30:46,680 [barks] 592 00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:48,648 Get! Get outta here! 593 00:30:51,170 --> 00:30:53,486 [whooshing] 594 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:00,326 [people shout] 595 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:01,728 [panting] 596 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,571 [ground crackling] 597 00:31:19,846 --> 00:31:21,848 - [roars] - [thud] 598 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,855 [people screaming] 599 00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:30,323 - [squeaks] - [glass cracks] 600 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:32,759 [straining] 601 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,729 [footsteps thudding] 602 00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:37,764 [reporter 1] The giant animal 603 00:31:37,764 --> 00:31:39,532 was first spotted early this morning 604 00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:42,602 in a Jitters coffee shop about seven feet tall, 605 00:31:42,602 --> 00:31:44,537 but it has apparently been growing. 606 00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:48,408 [screaming] 607 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:49,743 [people screaming] 608 00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:54,714 [whimpering] 609 00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:56,916 - Everybody okay? - [roaring] 610 00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:02,622 Hey, buddy. Eyes up here. 611 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:08,628 [roars] 612 00:32:11,898 --> 00:32:13,400 [flames roar] 613 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:26,112 [whistling] 614 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:38,958 [roars] 615 00:32:40,493 --> 00:32:41,294 [hyperventilating] 616 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:43,997 Deep, slow breaths, ma'am. You're gonna be fine. 617 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,506 [cheering] 618 00:32:55,742 --> 00:32:57,770 [power warbles] 619 00:32:57,770 --> 00:32:59,512 [through megaphone] Everybody, clear the area. 620 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,181 [roars] 621 00:33:01,581 --> 00:33:03,850 He's just so cheap, like, so obnoxious. 622 00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:05,118 You know what I mean? 623 00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:06,419 [male reporter chatter on tv] 624 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,288 [Cat] You can afford $1,000 concert tickets... 625 00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:10,357 Finally a bit of good news amid the chaos here this morning. 626 00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:13,293 The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene. 627 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:16,496 That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl and Mr. Terrific. 628 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:18,598 They're funded by the LordTech corporation. 629 00:33:18,965 --> 00:33:19,866 Get him! 630 00:33:22,769 --> 00:33:24,704 [flames roar] 631 00:33:26,206 --> 00:33:27,400 [Superman] Hey! 632 00:33:28,308 --> 00:33:30,430 [straining] 633 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:34,280 [shrieks] 634 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,618 [shrieks] 635 00:33:38,618 --> 00:33:40,987 [roars] 636 00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:43,823 [computer chittering] 637 00:33:46,726 --> 00:33:49,129 [shouting] 638 00:33:51,998 --> 00:33:53,700 [growls] 639 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,201 Heel, boy! [grunts] 640 00:33:56,336 --> 00:33:58,838 [groaning] 641 00:34:01,641 --> 00:34:04,744 [spheres humming] 642 00:34:04,744 --> 00:34:06,379 - What's the skinny? - Its hide is tough, 643 00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,314 but, uh, it's off balance. 644 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:09,315 I've been trying to figure out a way 645 00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:10,517 to get it out of here alive. 646 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:12,719 Get it someplace where we can study it. 647 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,355 - Oh, come on, man. - What? 648 00:34:15,355 --> 00:34:17,757 Go for its eyes! 649 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,361 [shrieks] 650 00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:29,202 - [shouts] - [creature grumbles] 651 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:37,777 My knee! Guy, help! 652 00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:39,512 I made giant oven mitts! 653 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:42,282 Good for you, ***hole! I'm getting blinked to death! 654 00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:43,717 [metallic clink] 655 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:45,852 [roars] 656 00:34:50,790 --> 00:34:52,920 [sound slowed, muffled] 657 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,194 [metallic clinking] 658 00:34:55,228 --> 00:34:56,262 - [smashes] - [shouts] 659 00:34:56,629 --> 00:34:57,897 [grunting] 660 00:34:57,897 --> 00:34:59,299 Come on, be careful! 661 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:02,535 - [electronic warbling] - [roars] 662 00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:07,440 [thumping] 663 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,975 [crowd] Oh! 664 00:35:08,975 --> 00:35:11,311 Good gosh! There's gotta be a better way to do this. 665 00:35:11,311 --> 00:35:15,782 - [roars] - [heavy footfalls] 666 00:35:29,662 --> 00:35:30,897 [creature groans] 667 00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:35,802 - [beeps] - [explodes] 668 00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:37,137 [creature wails] 669 00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:38,672 [sighs, quietly] Come on. 670 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,278 - [groans] - [screaming] 671 00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:55,121 ["Superman main theme" plays] 672 00:35:58,124 --> 00:35:59,793 [news anchor] Authorities are saying there haven't been 673 00:35:59,793 --> 00:36:01,461 any signs yet of loss of life, 674 00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:03,963 thanks to Metropolis hometown hero, Superman, 675 00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:06,599 but the damage to property could be in the millions. 676 00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:07,500 City spokespeople... 677 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,270 How's it going with that guy you were seeing? 678 00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:12,539 You were saying you weren't sure about it? 679 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,108 Yeah. He's... 680 00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:17,644 a little strange. 681 00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:27,721 Ooh! Kaiju steaks all around, huh? 682 00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:29,456 I was hoping we could capture it 683 00:36:29,456 --> 00:36:31,491 and take it to an intergalactic zoo or... 684 00:36:31,491 --> 00:36:32,659 [helicopter whirs] 685 00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:34,561 ...at least euthanize it less painfully. 686 00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:36,496 Come on, bro. Don't be such a wuss. 687 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:40,166 'Ey! Just another day in the life of the Justice Gang! 688 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:41,301 - [scattered applause] - Not our name. 689 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:42,502 It's just a working name. 690 00:36:42,502 --> 00:36:44,204 Could very well prove to be permanent though. 691 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:46,406 - Probably not! - Good chance though, I'm saying. 692 00:36:46,406 --> 00:36:47,907 [laughing] You okay? Everybody okay? 693 00:36:47,907 --> 00:36:49,420 [Green Lantern] Just like to say thank you 694 00:36:49,175 --> 00:36:52,120 on behalf of LordTech Industries for the opportunity-- 695 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,913 [smacking gum] 696 00:36:54,470 --> 00:36:55,315 Why is nobody clapping? 697 00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:56,716 [murmuring] 698 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,224 Come here. 699 00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:06,993 This has to be BS. 700 00:37:06,993 --> 00:37:09,229 [scattered chatter] 701 00:37:09,362 --> 00:37:10,697 [host] Well, they couldn't be mistaken? 702 00:37:10,697 --> 00:37:11,431 [Luthor] Oh, no. 703 00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:13,933 Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lex. 704 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:15,535 Twenty-eight of the world's top linguists 705 00:37:15,535 --> 00:37:17,871 have confirmed the translation 706 00:37:17,871 --> 00:37:20,400 and 30 of the top forensic computer techs 707 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,109 have confirmed the validity of the footage itself. 708 00:37:23,109 --> 00:37:24,711 Any chance they're mistaken? 709 00:37:24,711 --> 00:37:27,213 Unfortunately, no. 710 00:37:27,881 --> 00:37:29,215 - [host] You have the footage? - Yes. 711 00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:30,183 [host] Let's take a look. 712 00:37:30,183 --> 00:37:32,218 [Jor-El speaking Kryptonian] 713 00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:34,688 [male translator] We love you more than heaven, our son. 714 00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:36,289 We love you more than land. 715 00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:40,427 Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever. 716 00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:43,290 [female translator] But hope vitalizes our hearts, 717 00:37:43,290 --> 00:37:45,465 and that hope is you, Kal-El. 718 00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:48,368 We have searched the universe 719 00:37:48,368 --> 00:37:50,370 for a home where you can do the most good. 720 00:37:51,137 --> 00:37:53,206 And live out Krypton's truth. 721 00:37:53,206 --> 00:37:54,641 [male translator] That place is Earth. 722 00:37:54,641 --> 00:37:56,109 I don't get it. What's bad about that? 723 00:37:56,242 --> 00:37:59,579 [Kryptonian continuing, warbles] 724 00:37:59,579 --> 00:38:01,648 [male translator] The people there are simple 725 00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:03,616 and profoundly confused. 726 00:38:04,984 --> 00:38:07,587 Weak of mind and spirit and body. 727 00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:09,155 [Jor-El speaks Kryptonian] 728 00:38:09,155 --> 00:38:10,724 [male translator] Lord over the planet 729 00:38:10,724 --> 00:38:12,425 as the last son of Krypton. 730 00:38:13,827 --> 00:38:14,728 [Lana speaks Kryptonian] 731 00:38:14,728 --> 00:38:15,829 [female translator] Dispatch of anyone 732 00:38:15,829 --> 00:38:18,398 unable or unwilling to serve you, Kal-EI. 733 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:22,469 Take as many wives as you can, 734 00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:25,605 so your genes and Krypton's might and legacy 735 00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:27,574 will live on in this new frontier. 736 00:38:29,275 --> 00:38:29,943 [Jor-El speaks Kryptonian] 737 00:38:29,943 --> 00:38:32,120 [male translator] Do us proud, our beloved son. 738 00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:33,947 Rule without mercy. 739 00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:37,283 But what about all the kind acts 740 00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:39,285 Superman has performed over the years, 741 00:38:39,285 --> 00:38:41,154 saving countless lives? 742 00:38:41,287 --> 00:38:44,424 No. He's grooming us. 743 00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:46,926 Lulling us into complacency, 744 00:38:46,926 --> 00:38:49,629 so he can dominate without resistance, 745 00:38:49,629 --> 00:38:51,264 forging a path for his 746 00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:53,767 super-powered descendants to rule the Earth. 747 00:38:54,801 --> 00:39:00,306 I will not accept that. Will you? 748 00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:05,979 - You seem upset. - [scoffs] I'm... 749 00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:08,715 I'm scared. 750 00:39:09,282 --> 00:39:11,284 I will admit that, I am scared. 751 00:39:11,785 --> 00:39:17,691 Because who knows how large his secret harem is already? 752 00:39:21,661 --> 00:39:23,163 [breathing heavily] 753 00:39:23,163 --> 00:39:30,700 - [muffled shouting] - [knocking] 754 00:39:35,408 --> 00:39:37,577 [muffled shouts continue] 755 00:39:37,577 --> 00:39:38,978 [door opens] 756 00:39:38,978 --> 00:39:43,183 [woman] Oh, hell no! Let me in! I'm serious! 757 00:39:43,183 --> 00:39:46,686 [warbles] 758 00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:49,723 Dude, you got a secret harem? 759 00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:51,257 No, Guy, of course I don't have a harem. 760 00:39:51,257 --> 00:39:54,160 If any of that message is even remotely true, 761 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,300 then you are exactly the kind of alien threat 762 00:39:57,163 --> 00:39:59,366 I was commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps 763 00:39:59,366 --> 00:40:00,934 to protect this planet against. 764 00:40:00,934 --> 00:40:04,400 - Back off, Guy! - Oh. 765 00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:06,840 - Make a move, Big Blue. - [breathing deeply] 766 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,742 Guy, relax. 767 00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:11,444 Was the message real or not? 768 00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:15,415 [inhales] The first half. The first half is... is real. 769 00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:16,950 The second half was damaged 770 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:18,918 in the t-trip from Krypton to Earth. 771 00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:21,187 - So it's-it's gotta be doctored. - No way, Clark. 772 00:40:21,688 --> 00:40:23,289 I know these computer forensics guys. 773 00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:26,960 They're not gonna say it's legit unless they are sure. 774 00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:29,396 I'm so sorry, man, 775 00:40:29,396 --> 00:40:31,264 but there's no way that message is fake. 776 00:40:32,198 --> 00:40:33,366 Where'd they get the footage though? 777 00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:41,107 [wind whipping] 778 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,983 Are you considering bringing Superman in for questioning? 779 00:40:49,983 --> 00:40:53,653 We're talking with the President, and we are reviewing our options now. 780 00:40:53,653 --> 00:40:54,954 I'm sorry, but I have to go, Miss Lane. 781 00:40:54,954 --> 00:40:56,156 [Lois] And if you did, when would that-- 782 00:40:56,823 --> 00:40:57,657 You buying this? 783 00:40:57,657 --> 00:40:59,426 I don't put anything past Luthor, Rick. 784 00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:02,562 But the message is authentic. 785 00:41:02,562 --> 00:41:06,332 If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act. 786 00:41:06,332 --> 00:41:07,934 I was a big Superman fan. 787 00:41:07,934 --> 00:41:09,436 I supported him all the time online and stuff, 788 00:41:09,436 --> 00:41:10,570 but now? 789 00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:11,671 I mean, I hope he rots in hell. 790 00:41:11,671 --> 00:41:12,839 I don't care. You're supposed to get out! 791 00:41:12,839 --> 00:41:13,807 [Perry] Get me some pictures. 792 00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:14,841 [man] We have a deadline! 793 00:41:14,841 --> 00:41:15,942 Where is he? Get there now! 794 00:41:15,942 --> 00:41:16,843 Don't call me Chief. 795 00:41:16,843 --> 00:41:18,411 Okay. I'm gonna do my job. 796 00:41:18,511 --> 00:41:20,647 It's no wonder the Kryptonian 797 00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:24,684 interfered with Boravia's interests. 798 00:41:24,684 --> 00:41:29,522 Boravia wants to save the people of Jarhanpur. 799 00:41:29,522 --> 00:41:33,159 And Superman wants to keep them enslaved! 800 00:41:33,927 --> 00:41:39,320 [chuckles] Also, from what I hear, 801 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:45,205 he finds Boravian women the most physically attractive 802 00:41:45,205 --> 00:41:50,430 and wants to add them to his secret harem. 803 00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:52,512 - [chuckles] - [press shouting] 804 00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:54,514 I have a question, President Ghurkos. 805 00:41:55,482 --> 00:41:56,483 Thank you. 806 00:41:58,551 --> 00:42:01,654 [in Boravian] That couldn't have gone better, Mr. President! 807 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:04,724 You were so handsome and dynamic! 808 00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:06,526 Wonderful! 809 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,329 Very handsome! Very handsome! 810 00:42:10,497 --> 00:42:13,166 Go! Leave me be! 811 00:42:15,802 --> 00:42:18,838 [door creaks, closes, locks] 812 00:42:34,154 --> 00:42:35,210 [beeps] 813 00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:39,926 [heavy metal music plays] 814 00:42:43,196 --> 00:42:46,533 [whirring] 815 00:42:51,404 --> 00:42:52,872 We did it, Lex! 816 00:42:52,872 --> 00:42:55,875 I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board. 817 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:58,611 Oh, here. I brought you a donut. From Dough's Holes. 818 00:42:58,611 --> 00:43:00,580 New shop in Park Ridge, of all places. 819 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:03,917 The fake message, a stroke of genius. 820 00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:04,851 It's not fake. 821 00:43:04,851 --> 00:43:07,687 He is here to kill us. I knew it! 822 00:43:07,687 --> 00:43:08,922 At Superman's fortress, 823 00:43:08,922 --> 00:43:11,291 I hoped to get the knowledge to help destroy him. 824 00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:12,726 Little did I know, his own parents 825 00:43:12,726 --> 00:43:14,600 would be providing it. 826 00:43:14,561 --> 00:43:15,729 Oh. [speaks Boravian] 827 00:43:15,729 --> 00:43:17,300 Right? Yeah. 828 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,733 Been thinking of opening one in my half of Jarhanpur. 829 00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:24,804 - [servos whirring] - [whoosh] 830 00:43:27,273 --> 00:43:30,610 Four. Four. What happened? 831 00:43:30,610 --> 00:43:35,448 - I tried to protect Superman. - [exhales] 832 00:43:35,582 --> 00:43:39,285 [electrical zapping] 833 00:43:39,285 --> 00:43:42,422 How did Luthor get in here? It's keyed into my DNA. 834 00:43:42,422 --> 00:43:45,992 Must protect Superman. 835 00:43:45,992 --> 00:43:48,461 [panting] Four. 836 00:43:49,929 --> 00:43:53,660 I'm sorry, friend. 837 00:43:58,405 --> 00:44:00,407 [panting] 838 00:44:04,644 --> 00:44:05,612 Krypto? 839 00:44:07,947 --> 00:44:09,949 [whistles] 840 00:44:10,784 --> 00:44:11,918 Krypto! 841 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:18,291 Well, yeah, that's gonna become-- 842 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,796 - Lex, I tried to stop him. - [Luthor] It's fine, Heather. 843 00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:24,597 Superman, we finally meet. 844 00:44:24,597 --> 00:44:26,433 - Would you like a coffee or tea? - Where's the dog? 845 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:27,667 Dog? 846 00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:29,536 The dog, Luthor! You took the dog! 847 00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:31,304 That's right, Eve, get all of this. 848 00:44:31,304 --> 00:44:33,106 - [Eve shouts] - [grunts] 849 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:37,344 - Where's the dog? - [Eve gasping] 850 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:41,481 I have no clue what you're talking about. 851 00:44:44,117 --> 00:44:46,453 [sighs] He's just a dog. 852 00:44:46,553 --> 00:44:48,988 I don't know what dog you're talking about. 853 00:44:48,988 --> 00:44:50,323 [muffled in mug] Ugly dog in a cape? 854 00:44:50,957 --> 00:44:52,359 - What did you say? - Hmm? 855 00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:54,894 [gulps] I didn't say anything. 856 00:44:55,295 --> 00:44:56,529 You heard what he said! 857 00:44:56,663 --> 00:44:58,131 You heard him! He took him! 858 00:44:58,131 --> 00:45:00,166 I mean, it seems to me, 859 00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:04,504 that the only rabid animal around here is Superman. 860 00:45:04,504 --> 00:45:07,907 Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's master plan, 861 00:45:07,907 --> 00:45:10,243 he's gone off the deep end. Thoughts, Chris? 862 00:45:10,243 --> 00:45:12,780 Can't say I'm surprised, Cleavis. 863 00:45:12,545 --> 00:45:13,680 It's guys like this, they always got 864 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,515 a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets. 865 00:45:15,515 --> 00:45:17,384 [Cleavis] What do you mean, "guys like this?" 866 00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:18,985 [Peacemaker] Thinks he's better than everybody else. 867 00:45:19,753 --> 00:45:22,220 Makes this declaration he's against killing people 868 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:22,989 unless it's absolutely necessary. 869 00:45:22,989 --> 00:45:23,890 [phone dings] 870 00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:24,657 Really, dude? 871 00:45:25,358 --> 00:45:27,193 It kinda sounds like you're trying to make the guys 872 00:45:27,193 --> 00:45:29,229 who are a little more edgier than you look like jerks. 873 00:45:29,362 --> 00:45:30,697 - Know what I mean? - [Cleavis] Mm-hmm. 874 00:45:30,697 --> 00:45:33,366 [Peacemaker] A lot of these guys, these... 875 00:45:33,366 --> 00:45:34,567 heroes from the magazines, 876 00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:36,360 - they're obsessed with me. - [sighs] 877 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,710 'Cause I'm more jacked than they are. 878 00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:39,500 - They know they don't have-- - [tv clicks off] 879 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,740 [gas whooshing] 880 00:45:43,109 --> 00:45:44,611 You have a dog? 881 00:45:45,111 --> 00:45:48,748 No, not really. It's more of a... foster situation. 882 00:45:55,522 --> 00:45:56,723 [Lois] Cocoa. 883 00:46:03,363 --> 00:46:04,764 You were out there helping them? 884 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,601 - [whooshing] - [Hawkgirl shrieks] 885 00:46:08,601 --> 00:46:10,570 Oh, no, that's just, uh-- 886 00:46:10,704 --> 00:46:11,871 That's just some dimensional imp. 887 00:46:12,739 --> 00:46:15,408 They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog. 888 00:46:15,408 --> 00:46:18,745 [blows thudding in distance] 889 00:46:23,383 --> 00:46:24,551 You okay? 890 00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:27,921 The footage is not what it looks like, Lois. 891 00:46:29,155 --> 00:46:30,457 Okay. 892 00:46:30,457 --> 00:46:32,892 The ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit, 893 00:46:32,892 --> 00:46:35,628 so I only ever heard the first part of the message. 894 00:46:36,796 --> 00:46:39,232 And I believed I knew how it ended. 895 00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:43,236 That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth 896 00:46:43,236 --> 00:46:45,710 and to be a good man. 897 00:46:47,307 --> 00:46:49,843 I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois. 898 00:46:50,343 --> 00:46:54,514 I never thought you were, even for a moment, Clark. 899 00:46:59,519 --> 00:47:00,787 [distant screeching] 900 00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:04,691 [sighs] Oh, that's really good. 901 00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:08,661 [sighs] I'm sorry we fought. 902 00:47:09,996 --> 00:47:10,864 Me too. 903 00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:13,166 But we're bound to, though. 904 00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:15,268 We're so different. 905 00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:19,500 I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline, and you're... 906 00:47:20,106 --> 00:47:21,307 Superman. 907 00:47:21,307 --> 00:47:23,877 - I'm punk rock. - You are not punk rock. 908 00:47:23,877 --> 00:47:25,478 I like the Strangle-Fellows, 909 00:47:25,478 --> 00:47:27,647 and the P.O.D.s and the Mighty Crabjoys. 910 00:47:27,647 --> 00:47:30,216 Those are pop radio bands. They're not punk rock. 911 00:47:30,216 --> 00:47:32,886 The Mighty Crabjoys ****. 912 00:47:33,190 --> 00:47:34,988 Okay, well, a lot of people love 'em. 913 00:47:38,191 --> 00:47:41,227 My point is, I question everything and everyone. 914 00:47:42,328 --> 00:47:44,497 You trust everyone 915 00:47:44,497 --> 00:47:47,834 and think everyone you've ever met is, like... 916 00:47:49,350 --> 00:47:50,303 beautiful. 917 00:47:54,207 --> 00:47:56,242 Maybe that's the real punk rock. 918 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:58,244 [chuckles] 919 00:48:07,253 --> 00:48:09,522 Lois, what did you mean when you said 920 00:48:09,522 --> 00:48:11,240 that you knew this would never work? 921 00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:15,428 I don't know. 922 00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:22,268 I'm gonna go. 923 00:48:22,268 --> 00:48:24,504 The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, 924 00:48:24,504 --> 00:48:26,606 so I'm gonna turn myself in. 925 00:48:26,606 --> 00:48:28,942 Wait, what? Why? 926 00:48:29,342 --> 00:48:31,378 Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog. 927 00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:32,579 I don't know how else to find him. 928 00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:33,713 It's a dog. 929 00:48:33,713 --> 00:48:36,820 Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but... 930 00:48:37,183 --> 00:48:38,685 he's out there alone. 931 00:48:39,386 --> 00:48:40,754 And he's probably scared. 932 00:48:42,689 --> 00:48:45,910 - [hand lands] - [exhales] 933 00:48:50,363 --> 00:48:56,302 [warm, light music plays] 934 00:48:58,104 --> 00:48:59,720 I love you, Lois. 935 00:49:00,707 --> 00:49:02,976 I probably should have told you that a long time ago. 936 00:49:11,284 --> 00:49:13,586 [whooshes] 937 00:49:14,487 --> 00:49:16,589 - [police radio chatter] - [thump] 938 00:49:17,557 --> 00:49:18,958 - [thuds] - [grunts] 939 00:49:21,795 --> 00:49:23,463 - Is that necessary? - [restraint zips] 940 00:49:23,463 --> 00:49:25,298 I'm coming in on my own accord. 941 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,935 No one read me my rights. 942 00:49:29,402 --> 00:49:31,400 Courts decided those rights don't apply 943 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,806 to extraterrestrial organisms. 944 00:49:32,939 --> 00:49:34,240 Therefore, at this point, Superman, 945 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,942 you don't have any rights to read. 946 00:49:36,343 --> 00:49:37,510 The government is very well aware 947 00:49:37,510 --> 00:49:39,479 of the potential limitations detaining you, 948 00:49:39,612 --> 00:49:41,147 so we've outsourced your confinement 949 00:49:41,147 --> 00:49:43,483 and your interrogation to PlanetWatch. 950 00:49:43,483 --> 00:49:44,651 PlanetWatch? 951 00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:45,585 [whirring] 952 00:49:45,585 --> 00:49:47,187 I'm sorry about this. 953 00:49:47,487 --> 00:49:49,589 [engine whirring] 954 00:49:54,928 --> 00:49:57,997 ["Bring Me Sunshine" by Sophie Madeline playing] 955 00:49:57,997 --> 00:50:01,134 ♪ Bring me sunshine Bring me love ♪ 956 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:05,505 ♪ Bring me sunshine In your eye ♪ 957 00:50:05,505 --> 00:50:07,374 [engine whirs] 958 00:50:07,374 --> 00:50:11,511 ♪ Bring me a rainbow From the sky ♪ 959 00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:17,317 ♪ Life's too short to be spent Having anything but fun ♪ 960 00:50:17,317 --> 00:50:19,185 [wind whooshing] 961 00:50:19,185 --> 00:50:23,189 ♪ We can be so content If we gather little sunbeams ♪ 962 00:50:23,323 --> 00:50:25,250 ♪ Be light-hearted ♪ 963 00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:26,659 [slams] 964 00:50:26,659 --> 00:50:28,228 ♪ All day long ♪ 965 00:50:28,228 --> 00:50:29,195 Hey! 966 00:50:29,195 --> 00:50:31,398 ♪ Keep me singing Happy songs ♪ 967 00:50:31,398 --> 00:50:32,966 [portal whirring] 968 00:50:32,966 --> 00:50:34,300 [slams] 969 00:50:39,390 --> 00:50:41,410 [metallic clattering] 970 00:50:53,853 --> 00:50:55,550 [slams] 971 00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:57,424 [Luthor] Twice in two days. What a pleasure. 972 00:50:58,158 --> 00:50:59,159 Luthor. 973 00:51:00,226 --> 00:51:02,395 Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy. 974 00:51:02,529 --> 00:51:05,398 Don't worry. Tall, dark, and Martian isn't my type. 975 00:51:05,398 --> 00:51:07,500 - Kryptonian. - Eh, same diff. 976 00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:12,272 - [whirring] - [gear clattering] 977 00:51:16,543 --> 00:51:17,711 [Superman] Where are we? 978 00:51:17,711 --> 00:51:19,279 [Luthor] A pocket universe. 979 00:51:19,279 --> 00:51:22,820 I replicated the Big Bang with a LuthorCorp mega-collider, 980 00:51:22,820 --> 00:51:25,510 tearing a tiny hole between the two universal fabrics. 981 00:51:26,190 --> 00:51:28,922 I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals 982 00:51:29,550 --> 00:51:30,223 I've set up around the globe. 983 00:51:30,223 --> 00:51:31,124 [whistles] 984 00:51:31,124 --> 00:51:34,794 Rex, the metahuman known as the Element Man, 985 00:51:34,794 --> 00:51:37,597 has been called into service for a specific purpose. 986 00:51:37,597 --> 00:51:40,433 He can metamorphose into any known substance. 987 00:51:40,433 --> 00:51:45,405 Even substances foreign to this planet, like... 988 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,242 [cracking] 989 00:51:52,612 --> 00:51:54,414 - [Superman grunts] - ...Kryptonite. 990 00:51:54,547 --> 00:51:56,549 [gasping] 991 00:51:57,550 --> 00:51:59,886 [reporter 2] Once again, Vasil Ghurkos is sending troops 992 00:51:59,886 --> 00:52:01,755 to the Jarhanpurian border. 993 00:52:01,755 --> 00:52:02,822 [Jimmy] Superman's been out of commission 994 00:52:02,822 --> 00:52:05,425 less than a day, and already Boravia's pulling this crap? 995 00:52:06,426 --> 00:52:07,761 - Right? - What? 996 00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:09,229 Sorry, I'm trying to figure out 997 00:52:09,229 --> 00:52:11,498 how Lex Luthor's connected to all this. 998 00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:12,499 How's that a mystery? 999 00:52:12,499 --> 00:52:15,301 LuthorCorp sells arms to Boravia, Boravia goes to war, 1000 00:52:15,301 --> 00:52:18,400 Luthor sells more arms and gets richer than ever. 1001 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,773 - [Lois] Nope. - [Jimmy] No? 1002 00:52:19,773 --> 00:52:20,974 Uh-uh. 1003 00:52:21,474 --> 00:52:23,143 I have a connection at BodaBank. 1004 00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:26,446 Boda handles the transactions between LuthorCorp and Boravia. 1005 00:52:26,579 --> 00:52:27,914 Yes, LuthorCorp sold them 1006 00:52:27,914 --> 00:52:29,849 approximately 80 billion dollars' worth of arms, 1007 00:52:29,849 --> 00:52:30,984 but for those arms, 1008 00:52:30,984 --> 00:52:34,354 Boravia paid only 1.625 billion dollars. 1009 00:52:34,354 --> 00:52:36,756 So Luthor gave them arms for free? For what? 1010 00:52:36,756 --> 00:52:41,461 That's the 78 billion, 375-million-dollar question. 1011 00:52:41,461 --> 00:52:42,929 Have you found out where they're holding Superman? 1012 00:52:42,929 --> 00:52:44,798 No one in the government'll say. 1013 00:52:44,798 --> 00:52:47,267 Luthor seems to be working to disable Superman 1014 00:52:47,267 --> 00:52:50,203 just so he can't stop the invasion of Jarhanpur. 1015 00:52:50,203 --> 00:52:51,400 Why? 1016 00:52:51,538 --> 00:52:53,173 That's way too much sugar, Lois. 1017 00:52:53,173 --> 00:52:55,842 I party like a rock star, choir boy. 1018 00:52:55,842 --> 00:52:57,844 Still can't hide the taste of petroleum. 1019 00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,212 God! 1020 00:53:09,823 --> 00:53:10,824 [phone dings] 1021 00:53:12,892 --> 00:53:14,694 Lex is holding Superman in a pocket universe. 1022 00:53:14,694 --> 00:53:15,829 A what? 1023 00:53:15,829 --> 00:53:17,970 I don't know what a pocket universe is. 1024 00:53:17,970 --> 00:53:18,331 Neither does my source. 1025 00:53:18,331 --> 00:53:20,567 They don't know anything about anything, really. 1026 00:53:20,567 --> 00:53:22,736 But for sure he's in a pocket universe. 1027 00:53:22,736 --> 00:53:23,903 Who's your source? 1028 00:53:23,903 --> 00:53:26,239 I can't say, but you owe me. 1029 00:53:26,740 --> 00:53:27,674 Big time. 1030 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,342 Like... 1031 00:53:30,910 --> 00:53:33,179 I can't even tell you how big. 1032 00:53:36,490 --> 00:53:38,840 I love you, Jimmy Olsen. 1033 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,619 - I love you. - Love you. 1034 00:53:39,619 --> 00:53:40,720 [phone dings] 1035 00:53:41,521 --> 00:53:43,390 [phone dings repeatedly] 1036 00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:47,600 [dinging continues] 1037 00:53:50,296 --> 00:53:53,299 - [steam hisses] - [monkey cries] 1038 00:53:53,867 --> 00:53:56,870 Just my Monkey-Bots here, farming outrage 24/7. 1039 00:53:56,870 --> 00:53:58,471 Trashing you online. 1040 00:53:58,938 --> 00:54:00,573 [weakly] Hashtag Supershit. 1041 00:54:00,573 --> 00:54:02,642 [shrieks] 1042 00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:12,585 [inhales] Krypto. 1043 00:54:15,288 --> 00:54:17,290 [Luthor] How do you contain a super dog? 1044 00:54:17,290 --> 00:54:18,558 [panting] 1045 00:54:18,558 --> 00:54:20,727 [Luthor] You beam super squirrels into its brain. 1046 00:54:20,727 --> 00:54:21,928 [panting] 1047 00:54:22,595 --> 00:54:24,431 We'll learn what we can. 1048 00:54:25,331 --> 00:54:28,668 Then we'll put the varmint down. 1049 00:54:29,602 --> 00:54:31,338 It will undoubtedly be painful. 1050 00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:34,574 [man] Mr. Luthor, please! I swear... 1051 00:54:34,574 --> 00:54:37,410 [Luthor] This is our private correctional institution. 1052 00:54:37,811 --> 00:54:40,130 Yeah, most cells are rented out to governments 1053 00:54:40,130 --> 00:54:42,282 who want to keep their incarcerations 1054 00:54:42,282 --> 00:54:44,984 of political agitators private. 1055 00:54:44,984 --> 00:54:47,654 Others are for more personal transgressions. 1056 00:54:47,987 --> 00:54:49,622 Fleurette wrote a blog about me. 1057 00:54:49,622 --> 00:54:51,124 - [sniffling] - There are few things I hate 1058 00:54:51,124 --> 00:54:53,693 more than petty ex-girlfriends. 1059 00:54:54,594 --> 00:54:55,962 You wouldn't be telling me any of this if you-- 1060 00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:58,465 If we ever planned on letting you out? No. 1061 00:54:58,465 --> 00:54:59,766 [thud] 1062 00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:02,268 [Luthor] You'd be terminated already if it was up to me. 1063 00:55:02,669 --> 00:55:04,304 First, the government has some questions they want answered. 1064 00:55:04,304 --> 00:55:05,505 [brake squeaks] 1065 00:55:05,972 --> 00:55:07,540 [metallic clicking] 1066 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,944 - [Luthor] Rex. Look who it is. - [metallic clicking] 1067 00:55:14,714 --> 00:55:16,116 [baby whines] 1068 00:55:17,350 --> 00:55:19,686 - [metallic clicking] - [door slams] 1069 00:55:19,686 --> 00:55:21,721 You be sure to keep our guest in check. 1070 00:55:21,721 --> 00:55:24,224 Little Joseph certainly wouldn't want it any other way. 1071 00:55:24,224 --> 00:55:25,392 [machine whines] 1072 00:55:25,392 --> 00:55:27,694 I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need. 1073 00:55:27,827 --> 00:55:28,895 [low hum] 1074 00:55:30,363 --> 00:55:32,320 [people chattering] 1075 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,634 - Hey, handsome. - [men laughing] 1076 00:55:36,569 --> 00:55:38,371 - [men chattering, indistinct] - [sirens in distance] 1077 00:55:38,371 --> 00:55:39,839 Come on over. 1078 00:55:52,185 --> 00:55:54,540 - Hi! - Hey, Eve. 1079 00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:55,388 Oh, sorry we had to meet here, 1080 00:55:55,388 --> 00:55:57,590 but Lex is always accessing traffic cameras, 1081 00:55:57,590 --> 00:55:58,491 so he knows where I am. 1082 00:55:58,491 --> 00:56:00,660 I really don't understand why you stay in that relationship. 1083 00:56:00,660 --> 00:56:02,829 'Cause he made a point to tell me about all his ex-girlfriends 1084 00:56:02,829 --> 00:56:04,764 he had imprisoned in his pocket universe. 1085 00:56:04,764 --> 00:56:06,366 - What? - Right? 1086 00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:08,368 - How's your mom? - My mom? 1087 00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:09,502 Oh, I love her so much. 1088 00:56:09,502 --> 00:56:12,172 I think of her as my mom, even more than my own mother. 1089 00:56:12,172 --> 00:56:13,740 Oh, she feels the same way, 1090 00:56:13,873 --> 00:56:15,909 from the-the one time that you guys met. 1091 00:56:15,909 --> 00:56:17,377 - Yeah? - So, hey. Okay. 1092 00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:19,179 - Yes. Yes. - Eve? 1093 00:56:19,179 --> 00:56:20,613 There seems to be some sort of connection 1094 00:56:20,613 --> 00:56:22,882 between Boravia and your boyfriend. 1095 00:56:22,882 --> 00:56:24,840 - I'm not clear on what-- - Oh. 1096 00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:25,218 What's wrong? 1097 00:56:25,752 --> 00:56:26,920 - [sighs] - What's "oh"? 1098 00:56:27,253 --> 00:56:29,522 I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy. 1099 00:56:29,522 --> 00:56:30,590 I do but, Eve, 1100 00:56:30,590 --> 00:56:33,626 how could I even really see you with Lex still in the picture? 1101 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:35,528 You're just trying to get information out of me. 1102 00:56:35,528 --> 00:56:36,730 I swear to God, that's not it. 1103 00:56:36,730 --> 00:56:38,932 I-I just know that if I could get some real dirt on him, 1104 00:56:38,932 --> 00:56:40,567 then maybe the two of us could-- 1105 00:56:40,567 --> 00:56:42,102 Could be together again? 1106 00:56:47,941 --> 00:56:48,942 [whispers] Yeah. 1107 00:56:50,643 --> 00:56:51,878 But you said my toes look like 1108 00:56:51,878 --> 00:56:53,546 someone spilled shrimp****ktail on the floor. 1109 00:56:53,546 --> 00:56:55,749 You have unconventional toes. Who cares? 1110 00:56:55,749 --> 00:56:56,950 There's other parts of you that people would 1111 00:56:56,950 --> 00:56:58,752 find very attractive. 1112 00:56:58,752 --> 00:57:00,587 Lex tortured a dog the other day. 1113 00:57:01,254 --> 00:57:03,289 - Jesus Christ! - I know. 1114 00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:05,580 - I have to go. - Eve. 1115 00:57:05,959 --> 00:57:07,460 Please see what you can find out. 1116 00:57:08,561 --> 00:57:10,897 - [both whispering] Okay. - Yes! Yes! 1117 00:57:12,232 --> 00:57:13,299 Okay. 1118 00:57:15,969 --> 00:57:17,303 I'm-I'm putting 'em in my pocket. 1119 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:19,720 [kisses] Okay. 1120 00:57:23,410 --> 00:57:24,911 [cries] 1121 00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:31,351 [gasps] Joseph. He's your son? 1122 00:57:31,351 --> 00:57:32,452 Don't talk to me. 1123 00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:33,920 Please. 1124 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,488 [gasps] 1125 00:57:36,156 --> 00:57:39,359 I could fly over and get him if you just-- [panting] 1126 00:57:39,359 --> 00:57:40,460 if you'd stop with the Kryptonite. 1127 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:42,696 There's no way out of here, okay? So, just... 1128 00:57:42,696 --> 00:57:44,698 - There's always a way. - I said don't talk to me! 1129 00:57:44,698 --> 00:57:46,990 [screams] 1130 00:57:46,990 --> 00:57:46,933 I told you. 1131 00:57:47,634 --> 00:57:49,350 [flesh sizzling] 1132 00:57:49,350 --> 00:57:50,603 Don't talk to me! 1133 00:57:57,444 --> 00:58:00,647 [heroic music] 1134 00:58:00,647 --> 00:58:01,981 [Guy] Yeah, so what do you want me to do? 1135 00:58:01,981 --> 00:58:03,490 Where's the creamer? 1136 00:58:03,490 --> 00:58:04,984 [Hawkgirl] On the counter, where it always is. 1137 00:58:04,984 --> 00:58:08,540 He's in your group, right? The, um, uh-- 1138 00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:10,560 - What's it called, again? - The Justice Gang. 1139 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:11,658 - No. - We're not called that. 1140 00:58:11,658 --> 00:58:13,159 Yeah, your name is Mr. Terrific. 1141 00:58:13,159 --> 00:58:14,794 You don't get a vote with a name like that. 1142 00:58:14,794 --> 00:58:16,730 I also voted against it. 1143 00:58:16,730 --> 00:58:19,833 Yes. And as leader, I get tiebreaker. 1144 00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:21,868 No, Superman is not officially a member. 1145 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:22,635 Because you don't want him to vote. 1146 00:58:22,635 --> 00:58:23,703 You know which way that would go. 1147 00:58:23,703 --> 00:58:25,500 Shut up. He's kidding. 1148 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,141 So, how do you even know Superman anyway? 1149 00:58:29,750 --> 00:58:31,177 I... just... do. 1150 00:58:31,177 --> 00:58:32,846 So you know about the hypno-glasses? 1151 00:58:32,846 --> 00:58:34,470 Now she does. 1152 00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:37,517 I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypno-glasses. 1153 00:58:37,650 --> 00:58:38,485 They make his face... 1154 00:58:38,485 --> 00:58:39,586 Terrific, how do they work? 1155 00:58:39,586 --> 00:58:41,154 They make his face look different 1156 00:58:41,154 --> 00:58:42,722 in your brain when he wears them. 1157 00:58:42,722 --> 00:58:43,823 So that you don't know who he is. 1158 00:58:43,823 --> 00:58:45,592 Yes, I know this, first of all. 1159 00:58:45,592 --> 00:58:47,560 But, second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this 1160 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:50,630 in case I don't know who he is. 1161 00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:51,398 So, you know he's Clark Kent? 1162 00:58:51,398 --> 00:58:54,367 Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone? 1163 00:58:54,367 --> 00:58:58,710 He doesn't. Just us because we are also of the cloth. 1164 00:58:59,372 --> 00:59:00,507 "Of the cloth?" 1165 00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:05,211 - What are we gonna do? - About what? 1166 00:59:05,512 --> 00:59:08,281 Superman! He's your friend! 1167 00:59:08,281 --> 00:59:10,617 Some friend. Came here to rule over me? 1168 00:59:10,617 --> 00:59:12,385 It would be difficult to find him. 1169 00:59:12,952 --> 00:59:16,756 I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's bloodstream. 1170 00:59:16,756 --> 00:59:18,425 You can see where his trail ends 1171 00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:20,930 abruptly right here at Fort Kramer, 1172 00:59:20,930 --> 00:59:23,630 a dormant military post across the river about ten miles down. 1173 00:59:23,630 --> 00:59:25,765 Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there. 1174 00:59:25,765 --> 00:59:27,467 So, all this leads me to believe, 1175 00:59:27,467 --> 00:59:28,802 as your article surmised, 1176 00:59:28,802 --> 00:59:30,136 he really is in a pocket universe. 1177 00:59:30,136 --> 00:59:31,404 [keyboard clacking] 1178 00:59:31,404 --> 00:59:34,574 You put nanobot GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream? 1179 00:59:34,574 --> 00:59:36,109 Oh, I do that to everybody. 1180 00:59:36,643 --> 00:59:39,245 So, okay. Come on. Let's go to Fort Kramer then. 1181 00:59:39,245 --> 00:59:41,470 The four of us, and find out what's going on. 1182 00:59:41,470 --> 00:59:43,116 And then do what? 1183 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:45,318 Save him. 1184 00:59:45,819 --> 00:59:47,120 You wanna break a federally 1185 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,890 incarcerated prisoner out of jail? 1186 00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:50,757 Look, I think this is being done 1187 00:59:50,757 --> 00:59:52,959 to keep him from interfering with the Boravian invasion. 1188 00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:55,495 No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern, lady. 1189 00:59:55,495 --> 00:59:58,980 That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics. 1190 00:59:58,980 --> 00:59:59,332 Oh, that's part of the vows? 1191 00:59:59,466 --> 01:00:01,670 It's implied. Yeah. 1192 01:00:01,670 --> 01:00:02,302 An implied vow? 1193 01:00:02,302 --> 01:00:03,737 Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, 1194 01:00:03,737 --> 01:00:04,804 he says it's part of some vow. 1195 01:00:04,804 --> 01:00:05,939 Oh, I swear to God. 1196 01:00:05,939 --> 01:00:08,341 I am two seconds away from forming a giant hammer, 1197 01:00:08,341 --> 01:00:09,676 and beating you both to death. 1198 01:00:10,744 --> 01:00:12,779 Is Supes here to take over the world? 1199 01:00:12,779 --> 01:00:14,180 I don't know. Probably not. 1200 01:00:14,180 --> 01:00:16,116 But the risk is just not worth the beef 1201 01:00:16,116 --> 01:00:18,318 between the US government and the Justice Gang. 1202 01:00:18,318 --> 01:00:20,286 Not our name. Makes us sound like cowboys. 1203 01:00:20,286 --> 01:00:22,288 But I agree with the rest. 1204 01:00:23,123 --> 01:00:24,958 So you're just gonna let your friend rot 1205 01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:26,826 in a pocket universe? 1206 01:00:31,998 --> 01:00:32,932 [exhales] 1207 01:00:32,932 --> 01:00:34,300 [papers rustle] 1208 01:00:35,335 --> 01:00:36,503 [exhales] 1209 01:00:39,839 --> 01:00:42,275 That haircut should be against your vows. 1210 01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:43,510 That what? 1211 01:00:44,477 --> 01:00:46,460 That what should be what? 1212 01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:49,983 I'll have you know 348 chicks say otherwise. 1213 01:00:51,618 --> 01:00:52,986 [alarm chirps] 1214 01:00:55,855 --> 01:00:56,623 Hey! 1215 01:00:57,490 --> 01:00:59,359 [wind whistling] 1216 01:00:59,693 --> 01:01:00,360 What? 1217 01:01:00,727 --> 01:01:02,562 I'm not saying we're gonna save him, but... 1218 01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:05,365 ...I think we can at least check out what's going on 1219 01:01:05,365 --> 01:01:07,333 with your boyfriend at this Fort Kramer. 1220 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:08,234 He's not-- 1221 01:01:09,335 --> 01:01:10,670 We're just seeing each other. 1222 01:01:11,638 --> 01:01:12,372 But thanks. 1223 01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:14,700 You want me to drive? 1224 01:01:16,176 --> 01:01:17,510 We'll take my ride. 1225 01:01:18,812 --> 01:01:19,679 [chirps] 1226 01:01:21,147 --> 01:01:23,183 [garage door whirs] 1227 01:01:29,656 --> 01:01:31,658 [Mr. Terrific clears throat] 1228 01:01:38,310 --> 01:01:39,332 You have a flying saucer, 1229 01:01:39,332 --> 01:01:41,534 but you couldn't get a faster garage door? 1230 01:01:42,402 --> 01:01:43,770 I haven't worked on that yet. 1231 01:01:45,772 --> 01:01:48,274 I'm not even sure how I feel. Honestly. 1232 01:01:48,775 --> 01:01:51,211 - What? - About Clark. 1233 01:01:51,678 --> 01:01:53,790 He's not my boyfriend. 1234 01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:54,347 We've actually just been seeing each other... 1235 01:01:54,347 --> 01:01:56,549 - Yeah, lady, just to be clear, - ...for a couple of months-- 1236 01:01:56,549 --> 01:01:58,840 I'm not into people's emotions. 1237 01:01:58,218 --> 01:01:59,753 Yeah, no, totally. 1238 01:02:00,253 --> 01:02:01,454 I'm just thinking out loud. 1239 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:03,723 I was gonna break up with him, actually. 1240 01:02:03,723 --> 01:02:05,458 I mean, we had this huge fight, 1241 01:02:05,592 --> 01:02:08,940 and he told me he loved me, and it just didn't... 1242 01:02:14,234 --> 01:02:16,236 [engine blasts] 1243 01:02:17,137 --> 01:02:19,539 - [Luthor] Q&A time, alien. - [banging] 1244 01:02:23,576 --> 01:02:25,412 Today we have a special guest. 1245 01:02:25,412 --> 01:02:28,615 - [man panting] - I'm familiar with him. 1246 01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:34,454 And the smell of his piss as we flew across the desert. 1247 01:02:34,454 --> 01:02:35,889 That is a lie! 1248 01:02:35,889 --> 01:02:38,491 No, not Vasil. He's just here as an observer. 1249 01:02:41,327 --> 01:02:43,129 [gasps] Mali. 1250 01:02:43,263 --> 01:02:47,500 Now, the US government has a few questions for you. 1251 01:02:47,634 --> 01:02:50,770 Luthor, I barely know him. He gave me food one time. 1252 01:02:52,105 --> 01:02:54,107 Who are you working with here on Earth? 1253 01:02:54,107 --> 01:02:55,108 [barrel spins] 1254 01:02:55,108 --> 01:02:56,776 [Superman] I'm not working with anyone, Luthor. 1255 01:02:56,776 --> 01:02:58,278 [Mali] Don't tell him nothing, Superman. 1256 01:02:58,278 --> 01:02:59,579 I have no family or nothing. 1257 01:02:59,579 --> 01:03:00,647 Luthor, don't do this. 1258 01:03:00,647 --> 01:03:02,582 You eating my food was a great honor, Superman. 1259 01:03:02,582 --> 01:03:03,583 [empty chamber clicks] 1260 01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:04,818 - Ooh. - No. 1261 01:03:04,818 --> 01:03:06,586 - Got lucky on that one. - [Superman] No, please. 1262 01:03:06,586 --> 01:03:08,121 [laughs] 1263 01:03:08,121 --> 01:03:09,923 No, Luthor, don't do this. Please. 1264 01:03:09,923 --> 01:03:12,250 Let's try another question, shall we, Superman? 1265 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:14,627 - Luthor, don't do this. - Who raised you as a child? 1266 01:03:14,627 --> 01:03:16,329 - I can't. - I believe in you, Superman! 1267 01:03:16,329 --> 01:03:17,597 - No! - Don't tell him-- 1268 01:03:17,597 --> 01:03:19,199 [gunshot] 1269 01:03:19,866 --> 01:03:21,468 [body thuds] 1270 01:03:21,468 --> 01:03:24,437 [screams] 1271 01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:30,430 I didn't imagine that would go so quickly. 1272 01:03:30,543 --> 01:03:33,780 [chuckles] I'm sorry, it's... 1273 01:03:33,780 --> 01:03:35,148 [laughs] 1274 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,510 Mr. Handsome. 1275 01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:41,788 I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with, 1276 01:03:41,788 --> 01:03:42,989 and I'll kill them too. 1277 01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:46,559 Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with. 1278 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,562 Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next. 1279 01:03:52,799 --> 01:03:54,534 [quiet crying] 1280 01:03:55,902 --> 01:03:59,172 [crying intensifies] 1281 01:04:01,410 --> 01:04:03,376 No, no, no, no. 1282 01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,714 [ship engine whirring] 1283 01:04:07,714 --> 01:04:09,816 ["5 Years Time" by Noah and the Whale playing] 1284 01:04:09,916 --> 01:04:11,651 ♪ ...over me and you ♪ 1285 01:04:11,651 --> 01:04:13,753 ♪ And there'll be love In the bodies ♪ 1286 01:04:13,753 --> 01:04:15,722 ♪ Of the elephants too ♪ 1287 01:04:15,722 --> 01:04:17,857 ♪ And I'll put my hands Over your eyes ♪ 1288 01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:19,526 ♪ But you'll peep through ♪ 1289 01:04:19,893 --> 01:04:22,395 [engine slowing] 1290 01:04:24,230 --> 01:04:26,166 [stairs clatter] 1291 01:04:27,534 --> 01:04:31,771 ♪ And there'll be sun, sun, sun All over our faces ♪ 1292 01:04:31,771 --> 01:04:33,773 [spheres warble] 1293 01:04:33,773 --> 01:04:35,508 [raptor 1] Restricted area, pal! 1294 01:04:35,508 --> 01:04:37,544 Get back to your vehicle and get out of here! 1295 01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,679 [raptor 2] Whoa! What do we got here? 1296 01:04:39,679 --> 01:04:41,414 [raptor 3] Hey! You see this guy? 1297 01:04:42,215 --> 01:04:43,850 Unbelievable. 1298 01:04:43,850 --> 01:04:45,850 - [raptor 1] Hey! - Um... 1299 01:04:45,850 --> 01:04:46,553 [raptor 3] You at the wrong address, bro. 1300 01:04:46,553 --> 01:04:47,687 That's his path. 1301 01:04:47,687 --> 01:04:49,289 DNA trail leads to that tent. 1302 01:04:49,289 --> 01:04:50,223 [raptor 4] Keep moving, clown. 1303 01:04:50,223 --> 01:04:51,891 Isn't that one of those Justice guys? 1304 01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:53,226 It's just the smart one. 1305 01:04:53,226 --> 01:04:56,129 Hey! You heard the man. 1306 01:04:56,129 --> 01:04:59,733 I am giving you one last chance to stop! 1307 01:04:59,733 --> 01:05:01,634 I was just about to say the same to you. 1308 01:05:01,634 --> 01:05:03,269 - [music continues] - Fire! 1309 01:05:03,403 --> 01:05:07,374 ♪ It was fun, fun, fun Oh, it was fun ♪ 1310 01:05:07,874 --> 01:05:10,276 ["5 Years Time" continues] 1311 01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:12,212 [raptor 1] Fall back! Fall back! 1312 01:05:12,946 --> 01:05:13,880 Get out of the way! 1313 01:05:14,881 --> 01:05:15,915 Cover me! 1314 01:05:15,915 --> 01:05:18,284 [shouts] 1315 01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:20,987 Flank right! [groans] 1316 01:05:22,822 --> 01:05:23,623 ♪ And she'll say ♪ 1317 01:05:23,623 --> 01:05:26,593 ♪ "Yeah, well, I feel All pretty happy too ♪ 1318 01:05:26,593 --> 01:05:28,728 ♪ And I'm always pretty happy ♪ 1319 01:05:28,728 --> 01:05:30,797 ♪ When I'm just Kicking back with you" ♪ 1320 01:05:30,797 --> 01:05:35,680 ♪ And it'll be love, love, love All through our bodies ♪ 1321 01:05:35,168 --> 01:05:37,237 ♪ And love, love, love ♪ 1322 01:05:37,237 --> 01:05:39,720 - [raptor] Look out! - ♪ All through our minds ♪ 1323 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:40,106 [blasting] 1324 01:05:40,106 --> 01:05:43,276 ♪ Love, love, love All over her face ♪ 1325 01:05:43,276 --> 01:05:45,578 ♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1326 01:05:45,578 --> 01:05:46,813 ♪ All over mine ♪ 1327 01:05:46,813 --> 01:05:48,748 ♪ Although admittedly All these moments ♪ 1328 01:05:48,748 --> 01:05:50,316 ♪ Are just in my head ♪ 1329 01:05:50,450 --> 01:05:54,454 ♪ I'll be thinking about them As I'm lying in bed ♪ 1330 01:05:54,454 --> 01:05:58,258 ♪ And I know that admittedly It might not even come true ♪ 1331 01:05:58,258 --> 01:06:02,929 ♪ But in my mind I'm havin' A pretty good time with you ♪ 1332 01:06:02,929 --> 01:06:06,166 [panting] 1333 01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:08,201 [music continues quietly] 1334 01:06:08,201 --> 01:06:09,669 Holy shit. 1335 01:06:11,471 --> 01:06:18,144 ["5 Years Time" fades out] 1336 01:06:20,130 --> 01:06:21,381 Unbelievable. 1337 01:06:22,182 --> 01:06:24,184 That jack*** did create a pocket universe. 1338 01:06:24,984 --> 01:06:26,619 [Lois] And that's... bad? 1339 01:06:27,554 --> 01:06:30,990 When creating a pocket universe, if you are just one picometer off, 1340 01:06:30,990 --> 01:06:33,993 you will have a black hole where Earth used to be. 1341 01:06:33,993 --> 01:06:36,129 And every time you enter or exit, 1342 01:06:36,129 --> 01:06:38,298 you risk tearing a hole in the fabric of reality. 1343 01:06:38,998 --> 01:06:40,333 You're kidding. 1344 01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:41,468 It's the type of reckless science 1345 01:06:41,468 --> 01:06:43,503 Lex Luthor specializes in. 1346 01:06:43,503 --> 01:06:44,704 What are they doing? 1347 01:06:45,338 --> 01:06:46,573 [Mr. Terrific] They're trying to hack it. 1348 01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:49,420 So, I guess you decided to help. 1349 01:06:50,510 --> 01:06:52,679 Only because it'll piss off Green Lantern. 1350 01:06:55,148 --> 01:06:55,982 Thanks. [sighs] 1351 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,418 [ragged breath] 1352 01:06:59,886 --> 01:07:02,856 [sobbing] 1353 01:07:03,690 --> 01:07:05,525 He just killed that poor guy. 1354 01:07:06,526 --> 01:07:09,429 [grunting] Mali. His name was Mali. 1355 01:07:09,929 --> 01:07:12,866 And I didn't... I-- I didn't... 1356 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,602 [quietly] I didn't do anything. 1357 01:07:21,174 --> 01:07:22,776 You said you can get to my son, right? 1358 01:07:22,776 --> 01:07:27,247 [grunting, panting] 1359 01:07:31,284 --> 01:07:38,224 [crackling] 1360 01:07:39,926 --> 01:07:45,131 [gasps, coughing] 1361 01:07:48,340 --> 01:07:52,405 [panting] Ooh. 1362 01:07:54,407 --> 01:07:57,911 [grunts, pants, exhales] 1363 01:08:01,147 --> 01:08:02,649 Why are you still gross-looking? 1364 01:08:02,649 --> 01:08:04,818 [exhales] I don't know. 1365 01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:06,820 I thought that... 1366 01:08:08,221 --> 01:08:09,723 It must be the sun. 1367 01:08:09,723 --> 01:08:12,425 What are you-- What sun? There's no sun here. 1368 01:08:12,425 --> 01:08:14,327 That's the problem. I need to heal. 1369 01:08:15,950 --> 01:08:17,497 [grunts] I get my powers from the yellow sun. 1370 01:08:17,497 --> 01:08:19,799 Just... give me a second. 1371 01:08:24,170 --> 01:08:25,238 Come on! 1372 01:08:25,238 --> 01:08:27,307 [whirring] 1373 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,277 Hell, yeah. We're in. 1374 01:08:36,816 --> 01:08:38,952 [heavy metallic rattle] 1375 01:08:42,789 --> 01:08:44,457 [rattles] 1376 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:53,166 Whoa! An antiproton river. 1377 01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:54,701 [rumbling] 1378 01:08:57,370 --> 01:08:59,973 - Do we rappel? - Rappel? 1379 01:09:00,674 --> 01:09:02,420 Where am I gonna get the gear to rappel 1380 01:09:02,175 --> 01:09:03,543 into a pocket universe? 1381 01:09:03,543 --> 01:09:05,145 I don't know. Maybe it comes out of your... 1382 01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:06,513 circles or something. 1383 01:09:06,646 --> 01:09:07,714 - Circles? - What? 1384 01:09:07,714 --> 01:09:09,282 - T-spheres. - Okay. 1385 01:09:09,282 --> 01:09:11,170 They're three-dimensional. Circles are flat. 1386 01:09:11,551 --> 01:09:12,385 Sorry. 1387 01:09:13,119 --> 01:09:15,889 [scoffs] Unbelievable. 1388 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,792 This place is filthy with black hole vortexes, 1389 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:21,327 and that antiproton river will tear us apart in seconds. 1390 01:09:21,661 --> 01:09:23,396 We cannot go in ourselves. 1391 01:09:24,698 --> 01:09:25,799 Copy. 1392 01:09:26,499 --> 01:09:27,901 I can't make a sun. 1393 01:09:28,735 --> 01:09:29,569 I know. 1394 01:09:29,703 --> 01:09:32,505 I can only make something kind of like a sun. 1395 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:34,841 - What? - All right. 1396 01:09:35,809 --> 01:09:36,643 Okay. 1397 01:09:36,643 --> 01:09:40,460 Okay, we got hydrogen, and deuterium. 1398 01:09:40,914 --> 01:09:42,148 And we got helium. 1399 01:09:42,148 --> 01:09:43,983 - And compression, obviously. - What are you doing? 1400 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:45,985 Hey! Hey, no, no. Stop! 1401 01:09:46,553 --> 01:09:48,355 Enough! You're, you're gonna get all of us in trouble! 1402 01:09:48,355 --> 01:09:50,323 Hey, bro, what are you doing? Stop that! 1403 01:09:50,323 --> 01:09:51,825 He's doing something in here! 1404 01:09:51,825 --> 01:09:54,394 Guards! Guards! He's doing something! 1405 01:09:54,394 --> 01:09:56,229 No, you are not going to take credit for this. 1406 01:09:56,229 --> 01:09:57,430 I am the one that saw it first. 1407 01:09:57,430 --> 01:09:58,698 Oh, take a hike, Barbie! 1408 01:09:58,698 --> 01:10:00,330 - I'm getting the credit for it! - Barbie? 1409 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:01,401 These two are gonna get us killed! 1410 01:10:01,401 --> 01:10:02,569 Guards! Guards! 1411 01:10:02,569 --> 01:10:05,372 - Raptors! Raptors! - In here! Guards! Guards! 1412 01:10:05,372 --> 01:10:07,540 I'm seeing something that you'd all wanna see! 1413 01:10:07,540 --> 01:10:10,944 [solar flames roar] 1414 01:10:16,850 --> 01:10:18,852 [T-spheres warble] 1415 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,122 [energy pulsing] 1416 01:10:30,630 --> 01:10:35,301 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1417 01:10:43,977 --> 01:10:45,780 [groans] 1418 01:10:46,980 --> 01:10:48,810 Joey! 1419 01:10:49,816 --> 01:10:51,840 [coos] 1420 01:10:51,618 --> 01:10:52,452 You have to take him. 1421 01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:54,921 I can't carry him when I change forms. 1422 01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:56,456 [panting] 1423 01:11:01,594 --> 01:11:03,596 [boots squealing] 1424 01:11:04,631 --> 01:11:06,566 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no! Krypto! Krypto! 1425 01:11:07,567 --> 01:11:09,235 - Stop! Krypto! Krypto! Stop! - [whimpering] 1426 01:11:09,235 --> 01:11:11,571 You're gonna squash the baby. Stop! 1427 01:11:13,239 --> 01:11:15,108 What do you see? Did you find him? 1428 01:11:15,575 --> 01:11:18,178 Oh, my God! What is that? 1429 01:11:18,178 --> 01:11:19,913 Portal's been open too long. 1430 01:11:19,913 --> 01:11:21,948 We can't stand here much longer. 1431 01:11:24,517 --> 01:11:26,186 Aw, you look like shit. 1432 01:11:26,186 --> 01:11:27,587 I'm fine. [panting] 1433 01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:29,422 I think we need to get to those portals up there. 1434 01:11:29,422 --> 01:11:31,758 Uh, right. How do we... 1435 01:11:31,758 --> 01:11:32,959 - [baby coos] - ...work them? 1436 01:11:32,959 --> 01:11:34,527 [panting] I don't know, but we'll figure it out. 1437 01:11:34,828 --> 01:11:35,628 Yeah. 1438 01:11:36,796 --> 01:11:38,131 [thud] 1439 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:39,132 [Rex] Joey! 1440 01:11:42,802 --> 01:11:44,838 - [grunts] - [baby cries] 1441 01:11:47,941 --> 01:11:49,943 - [Superman groans] - [baby whines] 1442 01:11:58,118 --> 01:11:59,352 [cries] 1443 01:12:02,222 --> 01:12:03,456 Kill him! He's still weak! 1444 01:12:04,824 --> 01:12:06,359 [shouts] 1445 01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:09,290 [shrieks] 1446 01:12:10,897 --> 01:12:11,998 [baby cries] 1447 01:12:12,198 --> 01:12:15,468 All right, freak. Nice and slow. Back in the cage. 1448 01:12:15,468 --> 01:12:16,536 [bubbling] 1449 01:12:16,836 --> 01:12:18,638 What are you gonna do, splash us? 1450 01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:19,472 [raptors laugh] 1451 01:12:19,472 --> 01:12:22,542 Yes. With fluoroantimonic acid. 1452 01:12:23,810 --> 01:12:26,880 [all shouting] 1453 01:12:28,248 --> 01:12:30,650 [screaming] 1454 01:12:33,853 --> 01:12:35,855 [weapons whirring] 1455 01:12:38,858 --> 01:12:42,529 [lasers blasting] 1456 01:12:44,397 --> 01:12:46,399 - [rock crumbling] - [Lois grunting] 1457 01:12:46,900 --> 01:12:48,368 [panting] Do you have him? 1458 01:12:49,102 --> 01:12:51,710 - Hot damn. - [Lois] What? 1459 01:12:51,604 --> 01:12:52,772 [Mr. Terrific] It's a flying dog. 1460 01:12:55,442 --> 01:12:56,876 - Uh-oh. - What? 1461 01:12:57,510 --> 01:12:58,678 [groaning] 1462 01:12:59,790 --> 01:13:00,113 Come on, come on! 1463 01:13:01,348 --> 01:13:02,382 No, no, no! No! 1464 01:13:02,382 --> 01:13:04,170 [laser blasts continue] 1465 01:13:11,558 --> 01:13:13,760 [raptor shouts] 1466 01:13:17,797 --> 01:13:18,898 [cries] 1467 01:13:24,771 --> 01:13:26,373 [Superman] Black hole! 1468 01:13:28,908 --> 01:13:30,877 [whistles] 1469 01:13:31,444 --> 01:13:32,278 [whines] 1470 01:13:33,980 --> 01:13:35,215 Oh, boy! 1471 01:13:36,950 --> 01:13:38,451 Krypto! Come here, boy! 1472 01:13:38,952 --> 01:13:39,986 I can't get out of this! 1473 01:13:40,487 --> 01:13:41,221 Krypto! 1474 01:13:41,921 --> 01:13:43,723 It's a black hole! We'll never get out of it! 1475 01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:44,724 Pull us out! 1476 01:13:45,658 --> 01:13:47,427 Krypto! Come! 1477 01:13:49,396 --> 01:13:51,931 - [baby cries, coos] - Stop it! Krypto! Help us out! 1478 01:13:52,465 --> 01:13:53,500 Bad boy! 1479 01:13:56,269 --> 01:13:57,300 Rex! 1480 01:13:58,438 --> 01:13:59,339 Joey! 1481 01:14:09,582 --> 01:14:11,818 [men straining] 1482 01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:15,455 [whooshing] 1483 01:14:15,588 --> 01:14:22,529 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1484 01:14:31,471 --> 01:14:33,540 [grunts] 1485 01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:36,676 - [baby coos] - [sighs] 1486 01:14:38,278 --> 01:14:40,714 Man, you are so weird. 1487 01:14:41,448 --> 01:14:43,450 [power hums] 1488 01:14:43,850 --> 01:14:46,520 - Do you have him? - Them. 1489 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:47,487 Superman, a mean dog in a cape, 1490 01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:49,989 a weird baby, and a squiggle man. 1491 01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:51,491 What? 1492 01:14:53,493 --> 01:14:55,795 - Terrific? - Follow me! 1493 01:14:57,897 --> 01:15:00,200 - [T-sphere hums] - [barking] 1494 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,836 [Superman] Krypto! No! Leave it! 1495 01:15:04,537 --> 01:15:06,206 [crumbling] 1496 01:15:08,475 --> 01:15:09,542 [whooshes] 1497 01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:13,513 [metallic creaking] 1498 01:15:13,513 --> 01:15:15,582 [Lois shouts] 1499 01:15:17,984 --> 01:15:19,219 [growling] 1500 01:15:19,219 --> 01:15:21,187 Are you kidding me? 1501 01:15:22,722 --> 01:15:24,691 - [growls] - Those things aren't cheap! 1502 01:15:25,658 --> 01:15:27,394 [barks, growls] 1503 01:15:29,950 --> 01:15:29,929 [exhales] 1504 01:15:29,929 --> 01:15:32,198 [Rex] Oh, my gosh. Thank you. 1505 01:15:32,198 --> 01:15:34,100 - [coos] - Hey, buddy. 1506 01:15:36,703 --> 01:15:39,406 - Hey. Hey. - [panting] 1507 01:15:43,176 --> 01:15:45,612 - [weakly] You came to get me. - Yeah. 1508 01:15:47,681 --> 01:15:49,382 - [Lois panting] - [Superman grunts] 1509 01:15:49,382 --> 01:15:52,585 There's more people... being held prisoner in there. 1510 01:15:53,530 --> 01:15:54,870 We gotta go get 'em. 1511 01:15:54,870 --> 01:15:55,210 - [Lois] Whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1512 01:15:55,210 --> 01:15:58,258 Not through here, you can't. Not with you like this. 1513 01:15:58,391 --> 01:16:00,600 - [Superman panting] - [Mr. Terrific] Clark, what the-- 1514 01:16:00,593 --> 01:16:01,728 It's Kryptonite poisoning. 1515 01:16:03,296 --> 01:16:05,231 He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two. 1516 01:16:05,231 --> 01:16:07,934 Get him someplace safe. Take the T-craft. 1517 01:16:08,301 --> 01:16:10,804 The controls are easy and intuitive. 1518 01:16:10,804 --> 01:16:13,273 I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure. 1519 01:16:29,422 --> 01:16:32,392 - [thumps] - [quietly] Okay... okay. 1520 01:16:33,226 --> 01:16:34,994 - Okay. - [controls beeping] 1521 01:16:36,429 --> 01:16:37,630 Okay. 1522 01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:40,166 No. Dog? Dog, I really need to-- 1523 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:42,635 No. Dog, I really need you to-- 1524 01:16:43,269 --> 01:16:44,938 Come on. [grunts] 1525 01:16:46,339 --> 01:16:49,342 - Okay. Intuitive. - [controls beeping] 1526 01:16:49,676 --> 01:16:51,244 Yeah. For sure. 1527 01:16:51,244 --> 01:16:53,179 [whirring] 1528 01:16:53,179 --> 01:16:54,147 Okay. 1529 01:16:54,581 --> 01:16:55,582 That's it. 1530 01:16:56,649 --> 01:16:58,618 [panting] 1531 01:16:58,618 --> 01:17:00,687 - [engine roars] - Whoa! 1532 01:17:03,156 --> 01:17:05,250 [growling] 1533 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:09,129 Pick that up! 1534 01:17:11,197 --> 01:17:12,265 [shutter clicking] 1535 01:17:12,265 --> 01:17:15,268 Eve! Get out of here, you idiot! 1536 01:17:18,772 --> 01:17:19,639 - Go! - [grunts] 1537 01:17:20,273 --> 01:17:21,307 [Luthor] Move! 1538 01:17:22,475 --> 01:17:25,645 How the hell could he have gotten free? Hmm? 1539 01:17:26,946 --> 01:17:28,548 [clatters] 1540 01:17:28,548 --> 01:17:30,383 [Luthor] We need to find him. 1541 01:17:31,851 --> 01:17:34,154 [phone vibrates] 1542 01:17:36,356 --> 01:17:37,570 Eve? 1543 01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:39,826 Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy. [crying] 1544 01:17:39,826 --> 01:17:41,161 Oh, um... 1545 01:17:41,161 --> 01:17:44,164 I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever. 1546 01:17:44,497 --> 01:17:45,298 What? Where? 1547 01:17:45,298 --> 01:17:47,200 [gasps] Oh, I have it right here. 1548 01:17:50,203 --> 01:17:52,739 How dare he throw a pencil at me? 1549 01:17:53,873 --> 01:17:56,976 He's gonna regret harming me for the rest of his life. 1550 01:17:58,178 --> 01:17:59,412 Such a jerk. 1551 01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:02,582 [panting] 1552 01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:07,220 But if I send you this, Jimmy... 1553 01:18:08,254 --> 01:18:09,823 [exhales] Uh-huh. 1554 01:18:12,225 --> 01:18:15,228 You have to promise me we get to hang this weekend. 1555 01:18:15,695 --> 01:18:17,764 [sniffles] Just the two of us. 1556 01:18:21,568 --> 01:18:23,103 Uh... 1557 01:18:26,406 --> 01:18:28,708 - Okay. - Yeah? Okay! Yay! 1558 01:18:29,843 --> 01:18:33,113 Uh-huh. How, uh... How long? 1559 01:18:34,214 --> 01:18:36,383 - All weekend. - [shouts] All weekend? 1560 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,951 [Eve] Oh, my God, Jimmy! 1561 01:18:37,951 --> 01:18:40,520 I'm sorry this is such a major imposition on your life! 1562 01:18:40,854 --> 01:18:43,123 No, it's not an imposition, I-- 1563 01:18:43,123 --> 01:18:44,791 I can tell you don't really think so. 1564 01:18:44,924 --> 01:18:47,293 - [door slams] - [screams] 1565 01:18:47,293 --> 01:18:49,729 - No, no, no, no, no-- - Eve? 1566 01:19:01,908 --> 01:19:03,943 Come on, Eve. 1567 01:19:06,312 --> 01:19:09,482 [whirring] 1568 01:19:16,256 --> 01:19:18,792 - [winding down] - [Martha grunts] 1569 01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:21,940 I'm-- I'm Martha. This is Jon. 1570 01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:24,970 - I'm Lois. Hi. - [Martha] Lois. 1571 01:19:31,471 --> 01:19:32,272 Here, Son. 1572 01:19:33,907 --> 01:19:34,908 Hi, Ma. 1573 01:19:35,642 --> 01:19:37,677 Ma, they sent me here to rule over everyone. 1574 01:19:38,511 --> 01:19:39,679 They sent me here to kill people. 1575 01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:42,515 Clark, that ain't-- that ain't... 1576 01:19:43,616 --> 01:19:46,353 [panting] 1577 01:19:52,592 --> 01:19:57,697 [warm, light music playing] 1578 01:20:07,474 --> 01:20:10,844 Is our boy gonna be okay? 1579 01:20:11,511 --> 01:20:14,547 Yes. Mr. Terrific says yes. 1580 01:20:16,716 --> 01:20:18,651 Don't mind him, Lois. 1581 01:20:19,352 --> 01:20:21,488 He's just a big ol' mush. 1582 01:20:21,488 --> 01:20:24,190 Especially when it comes to Clark. 1583 01:20:32,565 --> 01:20:34,340 [phone vibrates] 1584 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,742 [Lois] This girl is obsessed with you? 1585 01:20:42,742 --> 01:20:43,843 [Jimmy] Uh-huh. 1586 01:20:44,544 --> 01:20:45,979 How do you do it, Jimmy? 1587 01:20:45,979 --> 01:20:47,313 Look, I didn't even want to bother you, 1588 01:20:47,313 --> 01:20:49,149 but you told me to call with anything I got, so I-- 1589 01:20:49,149 --> 01:20:51,251 Yeah, but I thought you said she disappeared off the line. 1590 01:20:51,584 --> 01:20:53,520 I don't know. She might have dropped her phone in the toilet. 1591 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:55,422 - She does that a lot. - [sighs] 1592 01:20:55,422 --> 01:20:58,925 Well, I'm not really sure that ***y selfies are-- 1593 01:21:10,737 --> 01:21:12,572 Your hot ex is a genius. 1594 01:21:13,390 --> 01:21:14,774 - Hot? - We have to talk to Perry. 1595 01:21:14,774 --> 01:21:16,609 I'll be there as soon as I can, okay? 1596 01:21:19,279 --> 01:21:22,415 [raptor] Sending ****y selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor? 1597 01:21:22,415 --> 01:21:24,918 She has to be the biggest idiot in the world. 1598 01:21:25,452 --> 01:21:28,210 Lex, he just told you, the portal was destroyed! 1599 01:21:28,210 --> 01:21:29,389 The dimensional aperture is still there... 1600 01:21:29,389 --> 01:21:30,190 Syd, tell him! 1601 01:21:30,190 --> 01:21:31,291 ...which we can open remotely, so open it. 1602 01:21:31,424 --> 01:21:33,226 It is not... safe! 1603 01:21:33,226 --> 01:21:34,928 We can close the aperture later 1604 01:21:34,928 --> 01:21:36,696 by inputting the coordinates, correct? 1605 01:21:36,696 --> 01:21:38,264 - Theoretically. - Great! 1606 01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:43,136 If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out. 1607 01:21:54,470 --> 01:22:00,420 [alarm buzzing] 1608 01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:02,922 [typing] 1609 01:22:02,922 --> 01:22:04,557 But Lex, that could tear 1610 01:22:04,557 --> 01:22:07,160 a dimensional rift into the surrounding area! 1611 01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:09,262 This is something you think I don't know? 1612 01:22:10,130 --> 01:22:13,166 [rumbling] 1613 01:22:13,299 --> 01:22:16,503 - That shouldn't happen. - Oh, you don't say! 1614 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:20,907 - Can you... Can you stop it? - Can I stop it? 1615 01:22:21,908 --> 01:22:24,644 [rumbling] 1616 01:22:26,913 --> 01:22:31,840 This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe. 1617 01:22:31,351 --> 01:22:33,987 [Luthor] There. Superman won't be able to ignore that. 1618 01:22:36,289 --> 01:22:38,158 Now we know where he'll be next. 1619 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:44,798 - [birds tweeting] - [rooster crows] 1620 01:22:52,939 --> 01:22:58,211 - [tail thumping] - [Krypto sniffing] 1621 01:22:59,612 --> 01:23:01,614 [rooster crows] 1622 01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:06,520 [mooing] 1623 01:23:12,192 --> 01:23:13,526 [sniffing] 1624 01:23:15,395 --> 01:23:16,363 [barks playfully] 1625 01:23:20,133 --> 01:23:22,469 Thought you was out here. [sighs] 1626 01:23:23,837 --> 01:23:24,704 Hey, Pa. 1627 01:23:25,705 --> 01:23:28,508 [chuckles] Never seen you sleep that long. 1628 01:23:32,879 --> 01:23:37,984 Last week me, Ma, Hector and them, 1629 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:41,388 we took a drive to Beerki's Burritos 1630 01:23:41,521 --> 01:23:42,856 down in Luttus. 1631 01:23:43,890 --> 01:23:46,826 Like the one that used to be out by that old, uh, blue barn, 1632 01:23:46,826 --> 01:23:48,661 out on that I-9, you remember that? 1633 01:23:49,763 --> 01:23:53,933 - Mm-hmm. - Burritos still just as good. 1634 01:23:58,672 --> 01:24:01,174 That Louanne, she-- she seems nice. 1635 01:24:01,841 --> 01:24:04,770 - It's Lois. - Hmm? 1636 01:24:04,444 --> 01:24:05,545 Her name's Lois. 1637 01:24:06,179 --> 01:24:07,881 But yeah, she's... she's nice. 1638 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,252 But you don't seem quite yourself. 1639 01:24:14,187 --> 01:24:16,890 Yeah, well, that message that my parents sent with me, 1640 01:24:16,890 --> 01:24:19,590 I had never heard the second half before. 1641 01:24:19,893 --> 01:24:24,297 Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to mean 1642 01:24:24,297 --> 01:24:26,266 says a whole lot more about you 1643 01:24:26,266 --> 01:24:29,402 than what anyone meant for it to mean. 1644 01:24:29,402 --> 01:24:31,710 Pa, you don't understand. 1645 01:24:34,574 --> 01:24:36,576 I'm not who I thought I was. 1646 01:24:41,815 --> 01:24:43,483 They sent me here to hurt people. 1647 01:24:44,451 --> 01:24:46,486 Parents aren't for telling their children 1648 01:24:46,486 --> 01:24:48,540 who they're supposed to be. 1649 01:24:49,589 --> 01:24:52,158 We are here to give y'aII tools, 1650 01:24:52,158 --> 01:24:54,394 help you make fools of yourselves 1651 01:24:54,394 --> 01:24:57,630 all on your own. 1652 01:25:02,435 --> 01:25:03,269 No. 1653 01:25:05,472 --> 01:25:08,675 Your choices, Clark. 1654 01:25:09,509 --> 01:25:11,411 Your actions. 1655 01:25:13,413 --> 01:25:17,517 That's what makes you who you are. 1656 01:25:19,319 --> 01:25:20,854 I'll tell you something, son. 1657 01:25:22,522 --> 01:25:23,957 I couldn't be... 1658 01:25:28,628 --> 01:25:30,964 [sniffs] ...more proud of you. 1659 01:25:34,501 --> 01:25:35,335 [sniffs] 1660 01:25:38,705 --> 01:25:40,173 [screen door creaks] 1661 01:25:40,173 --> 01:25:41,508 [Martha] Ol' mush. 1662 01:25:42,275 --> 01:25:44,711 Clark, there's something on the box you might wanna see. 1663 01:25:48,314 --> 01:25:49,683 [reporter 3] And over in Eastern Europe, 1664 01:25:49,683 --> 01:25:51,518 Boravian troops gather at the border, 1665 01:25:51,651 --> 01:25:53,119 seemingly mere minutes away 1666 01:25:53,119 --> 01:25:55,455 from invading Jarhanpur once again. 1667 01:25:55,455 --> 01:25:57,357 [reporter 4] Now, nearby villagers are willing 1668 01:25:57,357 --> 01:25:58,825 and ready to defend their country, 1669 01:25:58,825 --> 01:26:02,529 despite the exponentially superior firepower 1670 01:26:02,529 --> 01:26:04,497 of the well-trained Boravian military. 1671 01:26:04,497 --> 01:26:09,636 [people shouting] 1672 01:26:09,636 --> 01:26:11,705 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1673 01:26:19,546 --> 01:26:20,814 [reporter 4] The villagers cling onto 1674 01:26:20,814 --> 01:26:22,415 what little hope they have left, 1675 01:26:22,749 --> 01:26:24,718 as they're surrounded by the military. 1676 01:26:25,850 --> 01:26:28,880 [reporter 3] Boravian president, Vasil Ghurkos, says the invasion 1677 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:29,756 is to protect the Jarhanpurian people 1678 01:26:29,756 --> 01:26:31,224 from a tyrannical government. 1679 01:26:40,330 --> 01:27:01,221 Superman! Superman! Superman! 1680 01:27:03,590 --> 01:27:06,590 [reporter 3] Without Superman here to stop it this time, 1681 01:27:06,192 --> 01:27:08,962 the Jarhanpurians don't have much hope. 1682 01:27:09,529 --> 01:27:12,365 I cleaned your boots. I'll go get 'em for you. 1683 01:27:12,365 --> 01:27:13,900 [T-sphere warbles] 1684 01:27:13,900 --> 01:27:14,968 [Mr. Terrific] Superman. 1685 01:27:14,968 --> 01:27:16,936 We need you here in Metropolis now. 1686 01:27:16,936 --> 01:27:18,405 I have to get to Boravia, Terrific. 1687 01:27:18,405 --> 01:27:20,740 There won't be a Boravia, or a Metropolis, 1688 01:27:20,740 --> 01:27:22,976 or a Planet Earth, if you don't get here soon. 1689 01:27:22,976 --> 01:27:23,910 [rumbling] 1690 01:27:23,910 --> 01:27:25,645 This rift is about to tear into the city. 1691 01:27:25,645 --> 01:27:28,448 I can't stop it. I need your help. 1692 01:27:31,217 --> 01:27:32,986 [woman, through PA] All Metropolis citizens. 1693 01:27:32,986 --> 01:27:35,722 - This is a mandatory evacuation. - [helicopter blades whirring] 1694 01:27:35,722 --> 01:27:38,958 Repeat: this evacuation is not optional. 1695 01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:43,263 This is a mandatory evacuation. 1696 01:27:43,263 --> 01:27:47,167 Repeat: this evacuation is not optional. 1697 01:27:49,769 --> 01:27:52,305 This is a mandatory evacuation. 1698 01:27:52,305 --> 01:27:55,141 [horns honking] 1699 01:27:59,446 --> 01:28:01,414 [Steve] Yeah, I'm sure she's scared, but find her. 1700 01:28:01,414 --> 01:28:02,816 Yeah, we're all equally scared. 1701 01:28:03,583 --> 01:28:05,151 Come on, just put her on. 1702 01:28:05,852 --> 01:28:08,154 Please, Juanita, can you put Persephone on the phone? 1703 01:28:08,855 --> 01:28:11,491 Yes, she will care! Cats know the sound of your voice! 1704 01:28:11,491 --> 01:28:13,960 So, I was able to connect with our contact at BodaBank. 1705 01:28:14,327 --> 01:28:15,695 Luthor's been selling arms to Ghurkos 1706 01:28:15,829 --> 01:28:18,310 for pennies on the dollar for years. 1707 01:28:18,310 --> 01:28:20,533 - Why, you ask? - I do ask why. 1708 01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:24,504 He did it in exchange for half of Jarhanpur. 1709 01:28:24,504 --> 01:28:25,438 You're kidding. 1710 01:28:25,438 --> 01:28:27,807 At first, I thought Eve was just sending me selfies. 1711 01:28:27,807 --> 01:28:29,876 But in the background of the shots 1712 01:28:29,876 --> 01:28:31,644 are maps, contracts, 1713 01:28:31,644 --> 01:28:34,180 all kinds of documents chronicling Boravia's agreement 1714 01:28:34,180 --> 01:28:36,160 to cede half of the country to Lex Luthor 1715 01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:37,817 once the invasion is complete. 1716 01:28:37,817 --> 01:28:39,285 He wants to make himself king. 1717 01:28:39,786 --> 01:28:41,488 - King? - King. 1718 01:28:41,955 --> 01:28:43,690 Should we really still be standing here? 1719 01:28:44,457 --> 01:28:46,559 Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up on the roof? 1720 01:28:46,559 --> 01:28:49,396 - Yup. - Grant. Troupe. 1721 01:28:49,396 --> 01:28:50,964 - Come on. - [Lois] Grab the board, Jimmy. 1722 01:28:50,964 --> 01:28:53,967 - How many does it hold? - Five, or six. Six. 1723 01:28:53,967 --> 01:28:57,470 - Okay. Lombard, you too. - [gasps] Oh, thank you. 1724 01:28:57,470 --> 01:28:59,806 Why the hell would Lex want half a desert? 1725 01:28:59,806 --> 01:29:01,508 His cultish acolytes believe he's gonna create 1726 01:29:01,508 --> 01:29:03,543 a technologically advanced utopia. 1727 01:29:03,543 --> 01:29:04,377 Utopia? 1728 01:29:04,377 --> 01:29:05,545 There's a profit factor as well. 1729 01:29:05,545 --> 01:29:07,414 I mean, the petroleum deposits alone 1730 01:29:07,414 --> 01:29:09,149 are worth multiples of his investment. 1731 01:29:09,149 --> 01:29:10,483 [Jimmy] Whatever his motives are, 1732 01:29:10,583 --> 01:29:11,885 we know Luthor did everything he could 1733 01:29:11,885 --> 01:29:13,353 to ruin Superman's reputation. 1734 01:29:13,353 --> 01:29:14,421 [Lois] Eve's photos show 1735 01:29:14,421 --> 01:29:16,856 he was behind the whole Hammer of Boravia scam. 1736 01:29:16,856 --> 01:29:18,224 [Jimmy] And all the bots stirring up 1737 01:29:18,224 --> 01:29:19,993 anti-Superman sentiment online. 1738 01:29:19,993 --> 01:29:22,896 [Lois] Mr. Terrific believes Luthor is also behind 1739 01:29:22,896 --> 01:29:25,398 the spreading rift between universes out there. 1740 01:29:25,398 --> 01:29:27,400 All of it seems to be geared toward stopping Superman 1741 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,703 from standing in the way of the Boravian invasion, Chief. 1742 01:29:30,236 --> 01:29:33,730 Call me Perry, kid. Post the story. Fast. 1743 01:29:36,576 --> 01:29:38,278 [ship whirs] 1744 01:29:38,912 --> 01:29:40,547 - Buckle up, kids. - Why don't I have a seat? 1745 01:29:40,547 --> 01:29:42,515 - Jimmy, will you transcribe? - Uh-huh. 1746 01:29:43,830 --> 01:29:45,180 - [boom] - [Steve shouts] 1747 01:29:46,353 --> 01:29:47,520 [thud] 1748 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:48,722 [cement, bricks rattle] 1749 01:29:49,289 --> 01:29:51,240 [Steve] Oh, God! 1750 01:29:52,459 --> 01:29:54,194 [all shouting] 1751 01:29:54,361 --> 01:29:55,462 [engine whirs] 1752 01:29:55,462 --> 01:29:57,931 [Lois] The Daily Planet has obtained exclusive information 1753 01:29:57,931 --> 01:30:00,660 proving that billionaire Lex Luthor is in league 1754 01:30:00,660 --> 01:30:02,402 with Boravian dictator, Vasil Ghurkos. 1755 01:30:02,402 --> 01:30:04,471 [rumbling] 1756 01:30:10,377 --> 01:30:11,911 Clark, are you close? 1757 01:30:11,911 --> 01:30:13,480 It's about to hit Metropolis, 1758 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:15,810 and my codes are not shutting it down. 1759 01:30:16,216 --> 01:30:17,283 Shit! 1760 01:30:17,283 --> 01:30:20,320 [rumbling continues] 1761 01:30:30,130 --> 01:30:32,565 [buildings crashing] 1762 01:30:34,901 --> 01:30:35,735 Uh-oh. 1763 01:30:40,573 --> 01:30:41,941 [screams] 1764 01:30:43,476 --> 01:30:46,279 Lex! The rift is almost here! 1765 01:30:46,279 --> 01:30:47,914 [Luthor] So slow it down. 1766 01:30:47,914 --> 01:30:49,649 [man 2] I can't unless I can put the code in to stop it. 1767 01:30:49,649 --> 01:30:51,840 Hold on a minute then. 1768 01:30:51,785 --> 01:30:54,254 - We gotta go, man! - Otis! 1769 01:30:54,254 --> 01:30:56,189 [squeaks] 1770 01:30:58,658 --> 01:31:00,930 [rumbling] 1771 01:31:01,628 --> 01:31:04,297 - [thud] - [screaming] 1772 01:31:06,833 --> 01:31:08,802 [metallic rumbling] 1773 01:31:14,207 --> 01:31:16,543 Not sure where we're gonna land when the world is gone. 1774 01:31:18,211 --> 01:31:20,213 [horns honking] 1775 01:31:20,213 --> 01:31:22,315 [rumbling] 1776 01:31:24,617 --> 01:31:26,486 [screaming] 1777 01:31:28,955 --> 01:31:31,791 [tires screeching] 1778 01:31:32,959 --> 01:31:34,994 [rumbling] 1779 01:31:37,697 --> 01:31:39,866 [engine sputtering] 1780 01:31:42,702 --> 01:31:44,700 [glass tinkles] 1781 01:31:46,673 --> 01:31:48,675 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1782 01:31:57,217 --> 01:32:00,653 [rumbling] 1783 01:32:16,770 --> 01:32:17,837 There's a code to close the rift, 1784 01:32:17,837 --> 01:32:19,539 but it's too complicated to hack. 1785 01:32:19,839 --> 01:32:21,908 Luthor will have the code at LuthorCorp. 1786 01:32:21,908 --> 01:32:23,910 Just give me a minute. I'll get Krypto, and we'll go-- 1787 01:32:24,440 --> 01:32:25,612 You brought that dog, man? 1788 01:32:25,612 --> 01:32:28,882 Yeah, I didn't-- didn't want him killing my parents' cows. 1789 01:32:28,882 --> 01:32:29,849 [sighs] 1790 01:32:35,755 --> 01:32:36,956 [clanks] 1791 01:32:48,968 --> 01:32:49,769 [Bravo] Go on wide. 1792 01:32:49,769 --> 01:32:50,937 [Larry] Wrong. Focus on The Engineer. 1793 01:32:51,710 --> 01:32:52,872 - I'm on the alien, Larry. - 7R. 1794 01:32:55,241 --> 01:32:56,976 [shouts] 1795 01:32:59,612 --> 01:33:00,947 [metal clinks] 1796 01:33:02,382 --> 01:33:03,917 [saw whooshes] 1797 01:33:06,586 --> 01:33:09,222 - [laser blasts] - [screams] 1798 01:33:11,424 --> 01:33:12,559 [screams] 1799 01:33:12,559 --> 01:33:13,927 It's not too late for either of you. 1800 01:33:13,927 --> 01:33:14,761 [Luthor] 5A! 1801 01:33:14,761 --> 01:33:16,229 You don't have to do what Luthor-- 1802 01:33:18,565 --> 01:33:19,632 [yelps] 1803 01:33:22,936 --> 01:33:24,300 [zaps] 1804 01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:26,106 - [thuds] - [grunts] 1805 01:33:34,948 --> 01:33:36,182 [whirs] 1806 01:33:39,753 --> 01:33:41,187 - [Luthor, through comm] 2X! - [grunts] 1807 01:33:47,160 --> 01:33:48,928 [Luthor] Now, Angela, as planned, 1808 01:33:48,928 --> 01:33:51,531 fill his lungs and kill the son of a *****. 1809 01:33:51,531 --> 01:33:54,200 [nanites chitter] 1810 01:34:05,478 --> 01:34:09,150 - [nanites clinking rapidly] - [gagging] 1811 01:34:10,350 --> 01:34:13,486 - [metallic scraping] - [grunts] 1812 01:34:33,807 --> 01:34:36,242 Can't he hold his breath for over an hour? 1813 01:34:36,242 --> 01:34:38,144 Not without air in his lungs. 1814 01:34:38,144 --> 01:34:39,479 He'll be dead in minutes. 1815 01:34:39,479 --> 01:34:41,147 [woman 1] The nanites are suppressing his optic nerve. 1816 01:34:41,147 --> 01:34:43,416 Sight and X-ray vision should be completely muted. 1817 01:34:43,550 --> 01:34:44,684 Lungs breached. 1818 01:34:50,657 --> 01:34:52,425 - [beeps] - Da? 1819 01:34:52,759 --> 01:34:53,660 [speaks Boravian] 1820 01:34:55,895 --> 01:34:58,898 [in Boravian] We will not sleep 1821 01:34:59,532 --> 01:35:03,200 until the street is flooded 1822 01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:07,674 with the blood of every Jarhanpurian! 1823 01:35:08,875 --> 01:35:11,911 [nanites clinking] 1824 01:35:18,752 --> 01:35:20,787 [shouting] 1825 01:35:30,930 --> 01:35:34,768 - [whooshing] - [whooshes] 1826 01:35:36,236 --> 01:35:38,204 [metallic scraping] 1827 01:35:42,909 --> 01:35:44,310 What's his game? 1828 01:35:45,645 --> 01:35:47,781 Using friction to get the nanites off? 1829 01:35:47,781 --> 01:35:49,449 Doesn't matter if he gets them off his face. 1830 01:35:49,449 --> 01:35:51,151 The nanites are still in his lungs. 1831 01:35:51,151 --> 01:35:53,860 Engineer, Ultraman, keep up. 1832 01:35:53,860 --> 01:35:54,788 [gasps] We're trying. 1833 01:35:54,788 --> 01:35:56,890 [wind whipping] 1834 01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:00,894 - Maintain LOS. - Yes. No shit, Larry. 1835 01:36:00,894 --> 01:36:01,728 Hurry. 1836 01:36:06,299 --> 01:36:07,333 [growls] 1837 01:36:15,508 --> 01:36:17,143 [wind whistling] 1838 01:36:22,148 --> 01:36:23,416 He'll suffocate any minute. 1839 01:36:31,458 --> 01:36:33,426 Engineer, envelop him completely. 1840 01:36:33,426 --> 01:36:36,960 [shouts] 1841 01:36:37,797 --> 01:36:39,532 [nanites chittering] 1842 01:36:48,174 --> 01:36:52,946 [low warbling] 1843 01:36:52,946 --> 01:36:55,150 [whistling] 1844 01:37:00,530 --> 01:37:01,888 Wait! Wait, wait! What is he doing? 1845 01:37:06,893 --> 01:37:07,894 [Engineer shrieks] 1846 01:37:09,362 --> 01:37:12,832 I won't be able to sustain the impact at this speed. 1847 01:37:12,999 --> 01:37:14,167 [shrieks] 1848 01:37:14,901 --> 01:37:17,704 No, Angela, unsheathe! He's the only one protected! 1849 01:37:17,837 --> 01:37:19,673 [shrieks] 1850 01:37:22,842 --> 01:37:25,645 [heavy thuds] 1851 01:37:33,860 --> 01:37:33,853 [sighs] 1852 01:37:34,654 --> 01:37:38,591 Entering the hole. Infrared, please? 1853 01:37:38,591 --> 01:37:40,260 [computer chirping] 1854 01:37:45,365 --> 01:37:46,933 Switch to night vision. 1855 01:37:47,767 --> 01:37:49,769 [computer chirping] 1856 01:37:50,870 --> 01:37:51,771 Whoa. 1857 01:37:58,244 --> 01:38:00,580 [gagging] 1858 01:38:03,216 --> 01:38:05,218 [groaning, gagging] 1859 01:38:07,287 --> 01:38:11,224 [coughing, retches] 1860 01:38:19,466 --> 01:38:21,735 Her heart's still beating, but she's unconscious. 1861 01:38:22,235 --> 01:38:23,236 Call in the Raptors. 1862 01:38:23,236 --> 01:38:25,939 [panting] 1863 01:38:27,741 --> 01:38:29,376 [thud echoes] 1864 01:38:29,642 --> 01:38:30,744 [Superman grunts] 1865 01:38:32,912 --> 01:38:35,782 [both panting] 1866 01:38:40,787 --> 01:38:42,288 [panting] 1867 01:38:50,830 --> 01:38:52,599 [sighs] What the hell? 1868 01:38:52,732 --> 01:38:56,603 That's right. Cloning you was relatively simple. 1869 01:38:56,603 --> 01:38:59,406 All it took was combing the aftermath of your battles... 1870 01:38:59,406 --> 01:39:01,341 [through comm] ...until I located a strand of your hair. 1871 01:39:01,341 --> 01:39:04,110 That's how you got into the Fortress. [gasps] 1872 01:39:04,110 --> 01:39:05,345 You had my DNA. 1873 01:39:05,645 --> 01:39:08,581 Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, 1874 01:39:08,581 --> 01:39:09,916 the match was imperfect. 1875 01:39:09,916 --> 01:39:14,421 He might be even stupider than you. If that's possible. 1876 01:39:14,421 --> 01:39:15,822 But easier to control. 1877 01:39:15,822 --> 01:39:17,991 - 3L. - [Luthor] And stronger. 1878 01:39:19,325 --> 01:39:20,260 22K! 1879 01:39:21,628 --> 01:39:22,829 [blows landing] 1880 01:39:23,196 --> 01:39:24,197 [Luthor] 31D! 1881 01:39:25,165 --> 01:39:26,320 2A! 1882 01:39:27,167 --> 01:39:28,702 5B! 5B! 1883 01:39:29,602 --> 01:39:31,504 6K! 9A! 1884 01:39:33,206 --> 01:39:35,775 - [techs laughing] - My brain will always win! 1885 01:39:35,875 --> 01:39:38,645 Brain beats brawn! 1886 01:39:38,645 --> 01:39:40,113 [people screaming] 1887 01:39:42,482 --> 01:39:46,486 [explosions bang] 1888 01:39:47,354 --> 01:39:48,822 [man groans] 1889 01:39:49,456 --> 01:39:50,990 [screaming] 1890 01:39:53,727 --> 01:39:54,527 [thud] 1891 01:39:57,797 --> 01:39:58,998 [rumbling] 1892 01:40:01,968 --> 01:40:03,503 - [grunts] - [screams] 1893 01:40:19,519 --> 01:40:20,487 [groans] 1894 01:40:30,397 --> 01:40:33,330 [quietly] Superman. Superman. 1895 01:40:33,330 --> 01:40:35,735 Superman. Superman. 1896 01:40:41,207 --> 01:40:43,900 No matter what you do to me, Luthor, 1897 01:40:44,177 --> 01:40:45,945 your plans in Boravia won't work. 1898 01:40:45,945 --> 01:40:48,748 Oh, really? Why's that? 1899 01:40:49,115 --> 01:40:50,884 'Cause I called in some friends. 1900 01:40:51,451 --> 01:40:52,686 [Boravian tech] Mr. Luthor? 1901 01:40:54,200 --> 01:40:55,722 There is an anomaly at the border. 1902 01:40:59,292 --> 01:41:00,860 [deep warble] 1903 01:41:08,468 --> 01:41:09,636 Sorry, kid. 1904 01:41:10,203 --> 01:41:11,571 Superman couldn't make it. 1905 01:41:12,472 --> 01:41:13,973 So you got an upgrade. 1906 01:41:13,973 --> 01:41:17,811 [upbeat rock plays] 1907 01:41:17,811 --> 01:41:19,379 [wind whistles] 1908 01:41:19,379 --> 01:41:21,414 [rumbling] 1909 01:41:25,510 --> 01:41:26,319 [Hawkgirl shrieks] 1910 01:41:31,758 --> 01:41:32,926 [men shout] 1911 01:41:33,727 --> 01:41:36,396 [in Boravian] Our forces aren't prepared to deal with metahuman anomalies. 1912 01:41:36,863 --> 01:41:38,465 I've sent the word to retreat. 1913 01:41:38,465 --> 01:41:39,733 Retreat?! 1914 01:41:39,966 --> 01:41:41,568 No! No! No! 1915 01:41:41,568 --> 01:41:43,203 We must get to the bunker! 1916 01:41:43,436 --> 01:41:44,270 The bunker! 1917 01:41:44,270 --> 01:41:45,538 [shouts] 1918 01:41:45,538 --> 01:41:48,641 - [shouts] - [shrieks] 1919 01:41:48,641 --> 01:41:50,744 - [gunfire] - [mace crashes] 1920 01:41:52,612 --> 01:41:53,780 [shrieks] 1921 01:41:56,149 --> 01:41:58,585 [shrieks] 1922 01:41:59,850 --> 01:42:00,387 [shouts] 1923 01:42:01,870 --> 01:42:02,922 [in English] I know you won't kill me. 1924 01:42:03,423 --> 01:42:07,560 You are too delicate and weak, like Superman. [chuckles] 1925 01:42:07,560 --> 01:42:09,896 [scoffs] I'm not like Superman. 1926 01:42:10,630 --> 01:42:12,665 [shouts] 1927 01:42:14,734 --> 01:42:16,803 - [ship hums] - [panting] 1928 01:42:17,437 --> 01:42:19,739 - It's perfect. Post it, kid. - [Jimmy] On it. 1929 01:42:26,146 --> 01:42:27,981 I think you overestimate the importance 1930 01:42:27,981 --> 01:42:30,517 of Jarhanpur to me, Superman. 1931 01:42:30,517 --> 01:42:32,118 That was just a bonus. 1932 01:42:32,786 --> 01:42:34,187 I'm not killing you 1933 01:42:34,187 --> 01:42:37,857 so the Boravian military conflict can proceed. 1934 01:42:38,358 --> 01:42:42,529 I created the Boravian military conflict 1935 01:42:42,529 --> 01:42:46,800 so I'd have an excuse to kill you! 1936 01:42:47,167 --> 01:42:48,935 Once you involved yourself, 1937 01:42:48,935 --> 01:42:50,370 I knew I could easily get 1938 01:42:50,370 --> 01:42:52,439 our government's support in nullifying you. 1939 01:42:53,600 --> 01:42:53,840 Why? 1940 01:42:54,441 --> 01:42:57,430 Because you're destroying us! 1941 01:42:57,177 --> 01:42:58,878 10Y. 13B. 1942 01:43:02,482 --> 01:43:03,817 [glass shatters] 1943 01:43:09,789 --> 01:43:11,624 - [screaming] - [thud] 1944 01:43:11,624 --> 01:43:12,625 [screaming] 1945 01:43:20,300 --> 01:43:21,868 You're driven by envy, Luthor. 1946 01:43:22,335 --> 01:43:26,720 - You couldn't be more obvious. - No shit. I'm not dim. 1947 01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:29,309 I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. 1948 01:43:29,309 --> 01:43:30,343 13L. 1949 01:43:31,110 --> 01:43:32,412 [shouts] 1950 01:43:33,847 --> 01:43:36,549 I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein 1951 01:43:36,683 --> 01:43:38,551 or one of these other twits in the same breath as me, 1952 01:43:38,685 --> 01:43:41,354 I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. 1953 01:43:41,354 --> 01:43:42,722 But at least Galileo did something. 1954 01:43:42,722 --> 01:43:46,359 He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this planet, 1955 01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:49,662 just to have the world fawn over him, 1956 01:43:49,662 --> 01:43:54,534 because his strength illuminates how weak we all really are. 1957 01:43:55,602 --> 01:43:57,871 [gasps, grunts] 1958 01:43:58,905 --> 01:44:02,175 So, my envy is a calling. 1959 01:44:02,175 --> 01:44:05,378 It is the sole hope for humanity, 1960 01:44:05,378 --> 01:44:10,183 because it is what has driven me to annihilating you. 1961 01:44:10,183 --> 01:44:11,251 1A! 1962 01:44:11,584 --> 01:44:13,953 - 1A! 1A! - [blows landing] 1963 01:44:13,953 --> 01:44:17,257 - 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! - [blows landing] 1964 01:44:17,257 --> 01:44:18,910 Yes. 1965 01:44:19,793 --> 01:44:22,629 [rumbling] 1966 01:44:26,299 --> 01:44:27,300 [chuckles] 1967 01:44:27,300 --> 01:44:30,970 Oh, what are you smirking at, you idiot? 1968 01:44:31,371 --> 01:44:35,308 [sighs] Brain beats brawn. [exhales] 1969 01:44:36,876 --> 01:44:37,877 Sorry, chum. 1970 01:44:39,746 --> 01:44:40,980 [whistles] 1971 01:44:42,816 --> 01:44:46,219 [sustained whistle] 1972 01:44:48,788 --> 01:44:50,457 [whistle continues] 1973 01:44:54,627 --> 01:44:55,829 No, no, no! No! 1974 01:45:00,433 --> 01:45:03,603 You watch him through those? Tell him what to do? 1975 01:45:11,611 --> 01:45:12,746 Krypto. 1976 01:45:14,247 --> 01:45:15,148 Get the toy. 1977 01:45:15,582 --> 01:45:16,349 [whines] 1978 01:45:18,451 --> 01:45:20,954 Uh, thir-thirty-s-- Oh, the stupid dog! 1979 01:45:21,354 --> 01:45:22,655 - [Luthor] Uh... - Charlie down! 1980 01:45:23,256 --> 01:45:24,240 [whoosh, thud] 1981 01:45:29,129 --> 01:45:30,363 [metal clattering] 1982 01:45:33,533 --> 01:45:35,268 [zapping] 1983 01:45:36,202 --> 01:45:38,138 - [stammers] 12C! Aah! - Delta down. 1984 01:45:44,210 --> 01:45:45,211 36B-- 1985 01:45:46,346 --> 01:45:47,347 - No. - [Larry] Hotel down! 1986 01:45:47,347 --> 01:45:48,214 [beeps] 1987 01:45:51,217 --> 01:45:52,619 [groans] 1988 01:45:55,155 --> 01:45:56,723 - [Luthor] No! - Bravo down. 1989 01:45:56,723 --> 01:45:58,558 - Bravo down! - I just said that, Larry! 1990 01:45:58,558 --> 01:46:00,360 [groaning] 1991 01:46:02,280 --> 01:46:03,663 [groans] 1992 01:46:05,131 --> 01:46:10,203 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1993 01:46:11,471 --> 01:46:13,390 - [indistinct] - [stammers, shouts] 1994 01:46:14,700 --> 01:46:15,241 Alpha down! 1995 01:46:17,177 --> 01:46:17,977 Lex. 1996 01:46:19,450 --> 01:46:20,680 The Raptors have arrived. 1997 01:46:21,848 --> 01:46:24,751 [jet packs whir] 1998 01:46:26,186 --> 01:46:28,254 - Kill him! - Good luck with that. 1999 01:46:31,891 --> 01:46:32,826 [teeth clinking] 2000 01:46:37,831 --> 01:46:40,200 [rumbling] 2001 01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:46,439 [lasers pulsing] 2002 01:46:51,177 --> 01:46:52,746 [all groaning] 2003 01:46:58,218 --> 01:46:59,419 [thud] 2004 01:46:59,419 --> 01:47:01,955 [roaring] 2005 01:47:04,900 --> 01:47:05,358 [grunts] 2006 01:47:05,358 --> 01:47:06,926 [clatters] 2007 01:47:08,461 --> 01:47:10,563 [straining] 2008 01:47:14,267 --> 01:47:15,769 - [bone snaps] - [screams] 2009 01:47:19,939 --> 01:47:22,809 - [screaming] - [rumbling] 2010 01:47:30,984 --> 01:47:32,552 - [bone snaps] - [sighs] 2011 01:47:33,253 --> 01:47:34,220 [Mr. Terrific] Hey! 2012 01:47:36,656 --> 01:47:39,826 This ain't playtime! Quit messin' around! 2013 01:47:39,826 --> 01:47:41,895 We have to get to Luthor to stop the rift. 2014 01:47:41,895 --> 01:47:43,129 [weakly] I'm not messing around. 2015 01:47:43,129 --> 01:47:44,764 I'm doing important stuff. 2016 01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:49,402 It's gonna reach Bakerline any minute. 2017 01:47:49,836 --> 01:47:51,171 There are people there. 2018 01:47:54,607 --> 01:47:57,444 [rumbling] 2019 01:47:57,444 --> 01:47:58,478 [people murmuring] 2020 01:47:58,478 --> 01:48:00,800 - We have to go. - We'll never make it in time. 2021 01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:01,514 - It's almost here. - We have to try. Come on. 2022 01:48:05,785 --> 01:48:07,454 - [inhales] - [man 2] Lex! 2023 01:48:08,822 --> 01:48:10,123 I'm closing the freakin' rift. 2024 01:48:10,123 --> 01:48:12,826 No! They chose him! Let them die! 2025 01:48:12,959 --> 01:48:14,861 - We'll close it from the bunker - What? 2026 01:48:14,861 --> 01:48:16,629 ...before it gets to a city I care about. 2027 01:48:17,664 --> 01:48:18,765 [sighs] 2028 01:48:19,990 --> 01:48:20,333 Open the portal! 2029 01:48:20,333 --> 01:48:21,434 [zaps] 2030 01:48:23,770 --> 01:48:24,971 [panting] 2031 01:48:25,305 --> 01:48:27,400 Wrap it up. Let's go. 2032 01:48:27,807 --> 01:48:29,342 Safety first, people. 2033 01:48:33,613 --> 01:48:34,881 [Luthor grunts] 2034 01:48:41,621 --> 01:48:44,324 [man 2] Hey. Hey. The code to close the rift is in here. 2035 01:48:45,158 --> 01:48:47,160 - I can help. - I don't need your help. 2036 01:48:47,727 --> 01:48:49,662 I'm goddamn Mr. Terrific. 2037 01:48:50,864 --> 01:48:53,733 You piece of shit alien! 2038 01:48:55,100 --> 01:48:57,537 That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex. 2039 01:48:58,638 --> 01:49:00,340 I'm as human as anyone. 2040 01:49:00,340 --> 01:49:03,430 I love, I... I get scared. 2041 01:49:03,430 --> 01:49:05,812 I wake up every morning, and despite not knowing what to do, 2042 01:49:05,812 --> 01:49:07,580 I put one foot in front of the other, 2043 01:49:07,580 --> 01:49:09,916 and I try to make the best choices I can. 2044 01:49:09,916 --> 01:49:11,751 I screw up all the time. 2045 01:49:11,885 --> 01:49:13,753 But that is being human. 2046 01:49:15,550 --> 01:49:16,890 And that's my greatest strength. 2047 01:49:18,324 --> 01:49:22,362 [sighs] And someday I hope, for the sake of the world, 2048 01:49:22,362 --> 01:49:24,431 you understand that it's yours too. 2049 01:49:24,431 --> 01:49:27,000 Oh, that's beautiful. 2050 01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:30,236 But none of this matters, you patronizing clown. 2051 01:49:30,236 --> 01:49:34,400 The government gave me the authority to kill you. 2052 01:49:34,400 --> 01:49:35,909 If not today, then tomor-- 2053 01:49:35,909 --> 01:49:36,943 - [barks] - Ahh! 2054 01:49:36,943 --> 01:49:39,446 [employees scream] 2055 01:49:39,446 --> 01:49:41,915 - [shouting] - [growling] 2056 01:49:42,480 --> 01:49:43,216 No, no, no! 2057 01:49:43,216 --> 01:49:45,685 Oh, my-- Stop. Krypto, put him down. 2058 01:49:45,685 --> 01:49:48,388 - [shouting] - [screaming] 2059 01:49:48,388 --> 01:49:49,856 [Superman] Krypto, drop him! 2060 01:49:49,856 --> 01:49:51,391 Krypto, drop him! Drop him! 2061 01:49:51,391 --> 01:49:53,560 - [thud] - [people gasp] 2062 01:49:54,728 --> 01:49:56,429 [panting] 2063 01:49:56,429 --> 01:49:58,264 [sighs] Dude. 2064 01:49:58,264 --> 01:50:00,367 [keyboard clacking] 2065 01:50:00,734 --> 01:50:02,680 [computer chirping] 2066 01:50:03,937 --> 01:50:05,205 - [drive clicks] - Got it. 2067 01:50:05,205 --> 01:50:07,273 [clicks, whirs] 2068 01:50:09,909 --> 01:50:12,312 [deep warbling] 2069 01:50:19,753 --> 01:50:21,488 Yes! 2070 01:50:21,488 --> 01:50:24,391 [laughing] 2071 01:50:25,225 --> 01:50:27,227 - [indistinct] - [Cat squeals] 2072 01:50:30,563 --> 01:50:32,732 Mmm. [groans] 2073 01:50:33,466 --> 01:50:34,968 - Lex. - What? 2074 01:50:35,769 --> 01:50:37,637 Well, this just in. An absolute bombshell 2075 01:50:37,637 --> 01:50:39,720 from the Daily Planet. 2076 01:50:39,720 --> 01:50:41,307 Billionaire Lex Luthor aligning himself 2077 01:50:41,307 --> 01:50:43,677 with a foreign entity, believe it or not. 2078 01:50:43,677 --> 01:50:45,111 Luthor has been giving them 2079 01:50:45,111 --> 01:50:47,681 billions and billions of dollars' worth of free weapons-- 2080 01:50:47,681 --> 01:50:50,784 Lex Luthor has been working covertly with Vasil Ghurkos 2081 01:50:50,784 --> 01:50:52,185 and the Boravian government 2082 01:50:52,185 --> 01:50:55,210 to overthrow the country of Jarhanpur. 2083 01:50:55,210 --> 01:50:56,756 Luthor has been giving them billions... 2084 01:50:56,756 --> 01:50:59,250 We've had Luthor on this show many times. 2085 01:50:59,759 --> 01:51:01,628 Little did we know, he was a traitor. 2086 01:51:01,628 --> 01:51:05,198 [TV anchors overlapping] 2087 01:51:05,198 --> 01:51:06,266 Seems like the one thing 2088 01:51:06,266 --> 01:51:09,350 conservatives and liberals can finally agree on 2089 01:51:09,350 --> 01:51:10,503 is that Lex Luthor ****s. 2090 01:51:10,937 --> 01:51:14,274 [anchor] The whole world has turned against Superman, 2091 01:51:14,274 --> 01:51:17,277 and we all owe him an enormous apology. 2092 01:51:17,711 --> 01:51:21,815 He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was. 2093 01:51:22,215 --> 01:51:27,200 [news anchors' voices overlapping] 2094 01:51:50,176 --> 01:51:52,512 [cheering] 2095 01:51:52,512 --> 01:51:55,181 [woman] Thank you! Thank you! 2096 01:51:55,915 --> 01:51:58,685 [cackles] 2097 01:52:00,754 --> 01:52:01,988 That was sick. 2098 01:52:02,689 --> 01:52:05,250 Guy, maybe he should join the group. 2099 01:52:05,250 --> 01:52:06,593 [scoffs] Please. 2100 01:52:06,593 --> 01:52:09,396 I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want 2101 01:52:09,396 --> 01:52:11,398 representing the Justice Gang? [scoffs] 2102 01:52:11,398 --> 01:52:12,499 Justice Gang? 2103 01:52:13,366 --> 01:52:14,667 That's a cool name. 2104 01:52:15,702 --> 01:52:16,436 You're in. 2105 01:52:17,700 --> 01:52:18,538 [sighs] 2106 01:52:19,506 --> 01:52:20,573 Come on! 2107 01:52:22,909 --> 01:52:23,910 [muffled reporter, indistinct] 2108 01:52:23,910 --> 01:52:25,110 [secretary] Glad you're not concerned 2109 01:52:25,110 --> 01:52:26,346 about the metahumans, Rick. 2110 01:52:27,113 --> 01:52:29,349 'Cause now they're the ones making the rules. 2111 01:52:35,755 --> 01:52:41,294 [light guitar music] 2112 01:52:41,428 --> 01:52:42,929 Everyone file. This way, please. 2113 01:52:42,929 --> 01:52:44,970 [man] Easy! 2114 01:52:44,970 --> 01:52:47,330 - Fleurette! - Mom! 2115 01:52:47,934 --> 01:52:49,936 [chattering] 2116 01:52:50,236 --> 01:52:51,237 Oh! 2117 01:52:53,373 --> 01:52:55,208 [monkeys chittering] 2118 01:52:55,208 --> 01:52:57,277 Get his bald *** to Belle Reve. 2119 01:52:57,610 --> 01:52:58,912 [slams] 2120 01:52:58,912 --> 01:53:00,460 [taps on car] 2121 01:53:01,470 --> 01:53:03,490 [engine rumbles] 2122 01:53:11,910 --> 01:53:12,459 [grunts] 2123 01:53:14,127 --> 01:53:16,620 - [chittering] - [barks] 2124 01:53:20,500 --> 01:53:22,969 [ship whirring] 2125 01:53:29,342 --> 01:53:32,278 [people chattering] 2126 01:53:32,278 --> 01:53:34,481 [Eve squealing] 2127 01:53:34,481 --> 01:53:37,283 - Oh! - [grunts] 2128 01:53:38,818 --> 01:53:41,210 Now we can be together forever. 2129 01:53:41,955 --> 01:53:45,358 [sirens in distance] 2130 01:53:48,528 --> 01:53:49,195 Miss Lane. 2131 01:53:50,964 --> 01:53:53,990 [exhales] Oh, hi. 2132 01:53:53,600 --> 01:53:55,435 I thought I might give you an interview. 2133 01:53:56,169 --> 01:53:58,671 I could fill you in on all of the behind-the-scenes. 2134 01:53:58,671 --> 01:53:59,639 Sure. 2135 01:54:00,507 --> 01:54:02,800 I think that would be... 2136 01:54:03,677 --> 01:54:04,444 great. 2137 01:54:06,312 --> 01:54:07,480 Um... 2138 01:54:07,480 --> 01:54:08,615 How about over here? 2139 01:54:08,982 --> 01:54:09,983 For an interview. 2140 01:54:33,600 --> 01:54:34,474 How long have they been hooking up? 2141 01:54:34,474 --> 01:54:35,809 About three months, I think. 2142 01:54:40,980 --> 01:54:43,149 Got this place cleaned up pretty good. 2143 01:54:43,283 --> 01:54:45,218 Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too. 2144 01:54:45,218 --> 01:54:47,120 - You think so? - Yeah. 2145 01:54:47,120 --> 01:54:48,455 Think it gives you character. 2146 01:54:49,456 --> 01:54:51,291 Maybe one day you'll give me a name. 2147 01:54:51,958 --> 01:54:54,227 Well. Four's a name. 2148 01:54:54,728 --> 01:54:55,995 So is Gary. 2149 01:54:57,397 --> 01:54:59,165 [crystal shatters] 2150 01:54:59,165 --> 01:55:00,734 - [items clatter] - [woman] Aw, shoot. 2151 01:55:00,734 --> 01:55:02,869 Sir, I think your cousin has returned. 2152 01:55:02,869 --> 01:55:04,804 [footsteps] 2153 01:55:05,338 --> 01:55:09,175 - Yup. - What the hell, dude? 2154 01:55:10,176 --> 01:55:11,811 Why did you move the door? 2155 01:55:11,811 --> 01:55:14,381 - I didn't move the door. - Where is my dog? 2156 01:55:14,381 --> 01:55:16,182 [grunts, whines] 2157 01:55:16,750 --> 01:55:18,318 - [zooms] - [barks] 2158 01:55:19,519 --> 01:55:21,321 [giggles] 2159 01:55:21,988 --> 01:55:24,391 Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral issues. 2160 01:55:24,524 --> 01:55:25,825 No boundaries. 2161 01:55:25,825 --> 01:55:27,894 - [giggling] - [smashing] 2162 01:55:29,262 --> 01:55:31,231 - It's not healthy, is it? - Mm-mmm. 2163 01:55:33,533 --> 01:55:35,535 [upbeat music plays] 2164 01:55:40,707 --> 01:55:41,875 Come on. 2165 01:55:41,875 --> 01:55:44,770 Thanks for watching him, *****. 2166 01:55:47,447 --> 01:55:49,949 She likes to go and party on other planets. 2167 01:55:49,949 --> 01:55:52,850 - Planets with red suns. - Oh. 2168 01:55:52,850 --> 01:55:53,453 Because of our metabolism, 2169 01:55:53,453 --> 01:55:56,220 we can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun. 2170 01:55:56,220 --> 01:55:58,458 If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, 2171 01:55:58,458 --> 01:56:00,527 I'd be concerned about her partying. 2172 01:56:00,794 --> 01:56:01,561 Yeah. 2173 01:56:01,895 --> 01:56:05,265 Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents? 2174 01:56:05,265 --> 01:56:07,801 - He finds it soothing. - Oh! 2175 01:56:08,268 --> 01:56:10,103 Yeah, Gary, that'd be nice. 2176 01:56:10,103 --> 01:56:13,540 ["Punkrocker Feat. Iggy Pop" by Teddybears playing] 2177 01:56:13,540 --> 01:56:16,109 ♪ I'm driving to my star ♪ 2178 01:56:17,143 --> 01:56:18,780 [Jon] Everything you see, 2179 01:56:18,780 --> 01:56:19,479 you're seeing for the first time. 2180 01:56:19,979 --> 01:56:22,882 ♪ I'm listening to the music With no fear ♪ 2181 01:56:26,886 --> 01:56:28,321 [Martha] All of this is for you. 2182 01:56:28,321 --> 01:56:30,560 ♪ You can hear it too If you're sincere ♪ 2183 01:56:31,725 --> 01:56:32,625 Clark. 2184 01:56:33,793 --> 01:56:36,262 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2185 01:56:40,500 --> 01:56:42,902 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2186 01:56:42,902 --> 01:56:43,970 You did it! 2187 01:56:47,307 --> 01:56:50,100 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2188 01:56:54,140 --> 01:56:56,449 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2189 01:57:00,954 --> 01:57:03,990 ♪ I see you stagger In the street ♪ 2190 01:57:07,861 --> 01:57:10,597 ♪ And you can't stay On your feet ♪ 2191 01:57:14,534 --> 01:57:17,203 ♪ And you're faking In your sleep ♪ 2192 01:57:21,641 --> 01:57:23,977 ♪ You wish that you were deep ♪ 2193 01:57:27,614 --> 01:57:30,850 ♪ But you can't hear me Laughing to myself ♪ 2194 01:57:34,554 --> 01:57:38,124 ♪ If you could You would be someone else ♪ 2195 01:57:41,528 --> 01:57:44,164 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2196 01:57:48,368 --> 01:57:51,400 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2197 01:57:55,141 --> 01:57:57,844 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2198 01:58:01,848 --> 01:58:04,184 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2199 01:58:15,362 --> 01:58:18,365 ♪ See me die on Bleecker Street ♪ 2200 01:58:22,369 --> 01:58:25,238 ♪ I'm bored with being God ♪ 2201 01:58:29,900 --> 01:58:32,780 ♪ See me steering in my car ♪ 2202 01:58:36,182 --> 01:58:38,885 ♪ I'm driving to my star ♪ 2203 01:58:42,188 --> 01:58:45,225 ♪ I'm listening to the music With no fear ♪ 2204 01:58:48,895 --> 01:58:52,632 ♪ You can hear it too If you're sincere ♪ 2205 01:58:56,136 --> 01:58:58,304 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2206 01:59:02,876 --> 01:59:05,111 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2207 01:59:08,581 --> 01:59:11,618 [music stops] 2208 01:59:19,325 --> 01:59:20,827 One, two, three, four! 2209 01:59:20,827 --> 01:59:23,797 [rock music plays] 2210 01:59:32,720 --> 01:59:34,841 ♪ We're on a planet of our own That we made from the bones ♪ 2211 01:59:34,974 --> 01:59:36,476 ♪ Of the ones that we KO'd ♪ 2212 01:59:36,476 --> 01:59:37,644 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2213 01:59:37,644 --> 01:59:39,846 ♪ Gonna dig an early grave For the daughters ♪ 2214 01:59:39,846 --> 01:59:41,815 ♪ And deprave them With those depressing days ♪ 2215 01:59:41,815 --> 01:59:43,183 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2216 01:59:43,183 --> 01:59:45,852 ♪ Ain't gonna take this Ain't gonna take this ♪ 2217 01:59:45,852 --> 01:59:48,588 ♪ I am a hellion The new rebellion ♪ 2218 01:59:48,588 --> 01:59:51,491 ♪ Say our name, boy Just say our name, boy ♪ 2219 01:59:51,491 --> 01:59:53,930 ♪ It's the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2220 01:59:53,930 --> 01:59:54,940 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2221 01:59:54,940 --> 01:59:55,762 ♪ I know you said This wouldn't last ♪ 2222 01:59:55,762 --> 01:59:57,197 ♪ That's a voice That's from your past ♪ 2223 01:59:57,197 --> 01:59:58,465 ♪ I don't listen to those rats ♪ 2224 01:59:58,465 --> 01:59:59,666 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2225 01:59:59,666 --> 02:00:01,334 ♪ My mother says That I'm a fool ♪ 2226 02:00:01,468 --> 02:00:02,702 ♪ Dad says Obey the rules ♪ 2227 02:00:02,702 --> 02:00:04,270 ♪ They can't see This stunning jewel ♪ 2228 02:00:04,270 --> 02:00:05,438 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2229 02:00:05,438 --> 02:00:06,706 ♪ Not gonna take this ♪ 2230 02:00:06,706 --> 02:00:08,410 ♪ We will not take this ♪ 2231 02:00:08,410 --> 02:00:10,643 ♪ We are the hellions The new rebellions ♪ 2232 02:00:10,643 --> 02:00:13,546 ♪ It was your world, boy Now it's our world, boy ♪ 2233 02:00:13,546 --> 02:00:15,181 ♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2234 02:00:15,181 --> 02:00:16,316 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2235 02:00:16,449 --> 02:00:18,118 ♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2236 02:00:18,118 --> 02:00:19,219 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2237 02:00:19,219 --> 02:00:20,787 ♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2238 02:00:20,787 --> 02:00:21,721 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2239 02:00:21,721 --> 02:00:25,492 ♪ We are the Mighty ♪ 2240 02:00:27,494 --> 02:00:28,395 Whoo! 2241 02:00:28,395 --> 02:00:32,499 ♪ Crabjoys ♪ 2242 02:06:31,691 --> 02:06:32,525 Hmm. 2243 02:06:34,270 --> 02:06:34,928 What? 2244 02:06:38,865 --> 02:06:39,566 Yeah? 2245 02:06:39,999 --> 02:06:41,968 It's just... a little off. 2246 02:06:42,100 --> 02:06:43,336 What do you want me to do? 2247 02:06:43,336 --> 02:06:45,271 Do you want me to take it apart and put it back together? 2248 02:06:45,271 --> 02:06:46,873 No, no, no, no. I was just... 2249 02:06:48,742 --> 02:06:49,676 You just what? 2250 02:06:52,245 --> 02:06:54,114 Hey, man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bum you out. 2251 02:06:54,881 --> 02:06:55,949 [rubble rattles] 2252 02:06:55,949 --> 02:06:57,417 I shouldn't have brought it up. 2253 02:06:58,618 --> 02:07:01,254 Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes.