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Hey, look at this, Jeff.

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There's something wrong with this symbol.

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Doesn't fit the rest of the wall.

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Stop right there!

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Where were you?

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Guys, I found a major clue.
This could lead to...

7
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You're here to help,
not to play at being an archaeologist.

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Clean the brushes.

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That was awesome, guys.

10
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And put out that torch.
You're gonna burn the place down.

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Use a flashlight. It's the 21st century.

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Guys, I think it could be important.

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Okay, let me see.

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-Can you read it?
-Please.

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"Find the true path and its detours.

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"Trust the stranger. He is the wisdom."

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Well, typical Mayan wordiness.
Doesn't mean anything.

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Guys, I got it! I think I know what to do.

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Yeah, I told you. Clean the brushes.

20
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What? No.
I think we just need to press here.

21
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Who's gonna tell his girlfriend?

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What the...

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Jeff, don't touch! Jeff!

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No!

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Would you please stop?

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What's this doing in Mexico?

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An Egyptian sarcophagus?

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Jeff, run! Jump!

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Come on, buddy, come on! Hurry!

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Jeff!

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Jeff, stay right there.

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No, stay there, Jeff!

33
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No, don't! Stop! Stop!

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Oh, no!

35
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Sara! You won't believe
what I found down...

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What on Earth happened?
How did you fall down an abyss?

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Are you okay?

38
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Totally. It wasn't that big of a deal.

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No problem. I can fix it.

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You idiot! You're completely useless!

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It'll take us days
to open up another cave.

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Okay, I'm sorry. If you'd just let me...

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No! I won't just let you, Stones.

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How can I put it? In Sumerian?

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In Etruscan?

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This team is formed of the world's
most prestigious archaeologists.

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And the brightest ones.

48
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And the coolest ones.

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And that's not you.

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Right, okay. It's just that down there,
there's actually no tr...

51
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Look, it was an accident.

52
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We were one step away
from finding the treasure of King Pakal.

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Don't defend him.

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Look, I'm sorry,
but there's no treasure down there.

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Just an Egyptian sarcophagus?

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How you managed to convince us
to bring along this amateur

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incapable of telling Egyptian symbology
apart from Pre-Columbian!

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He hasn't even finished his degree.
At his age!

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Yeah, all right. But I've had adventures
no one could teach you in a classroom.

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What adventures, pray tell?
Please, do enlighten us.

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Well, I...

62
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You're a danger to archaeology.
You're out!

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What?

64
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And don't forget to take that dog
and your demented parrot with you.

65
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What has Belzoni ever done to you?

66
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He eats my fajitas!

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Tad, don't let them get to you.

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If they knew I found Paititi
and the collar of King Midas...

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I know, but we both agreed.

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Yeah, yeah, I know. It's too dangerous

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and best to keep it a secret.

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Chin up, Tad.

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You and I know what we discovered.

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I promise you
there was a sarcophagus down there.

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I believe you.
But this is their expedition.

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I'll go back to Chicago with you.

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No, I feel guilty enough already.

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This is too important to the university
for you to bail on the team.

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I just wanted to be a part of it.

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Don't worry, Tad. Your time will come.

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Sooner or later, everyone will realize
just how great an archaeologist you are.

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Tad, I feel I should go back with you.

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Are you sure you want me to stay?

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Sure, sure. I mean, please stay.
I'm totally fine.

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Okay.

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See you in Chicago.

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I have something that may interest you.

88
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I know. It's been found.

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Home sweet home.

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Jeff, come here!

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Jeff, come back! Come back here!

92
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No! Give me that right now! Jeff!

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Jeff!

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Miscreant!

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Yeah. Hello, Mrs. Wolfstrom.

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The tenants are very concerned
about the goings on in your apartment.

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Every night there are shouts, thuds,
and it stinks to death in there!

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Stinks to... What?

99
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And the number of odd parcels
that keep arriving.

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-Admit it, you're a smuggler!
-Okay. Yes. All right. I got you.

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I'm gonna call the police.
The FBI. The CIA.

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-Good night, Mrs. Wolfstrom. Bye!
-You're the worst tenant in this building.

103
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Jeff?

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What the...

105
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Buddy!

106
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You're back at last!

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Okay, all right.
It's good to see you, too.

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Come on. Let me just get dressed.

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I thought of a thousand things
we could do together.

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Go see an NBA game, see a Lizzo concert,
try a Six Guys burger.

111
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How did you know all this?

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Thanks to the world's
most incredible invention:

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The Internet!

114
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Quick, record me
and I'll put it on Instazam.

115
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-You're on Instazam?
-And I got six followers!

116
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But how did you pay for all of this?

117
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With the other most incredible invention:

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The magic plastic.

119
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I gave you that for emergencies.
You spent all my savings on useless stuff!

120
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Useless?

121
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You think this is useless?

122
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Delivery! I'll leave it by the door.

123
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Now what have you ordered?

124
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At last! My jet ski!

125
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That's it! No more card for you.

126
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I'm sorry. But I've been locked up in here
for two months all by myself.

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When you came back from Paititi,

128
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we agreed you wouldn't set foot outside.

129
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Well, I came to have adventures with you,

130
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not to count all the cockroaches
living in your kitchen for all eternity.

131
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There's 13, by the way.

132
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Well, we'll talk about it later, okay?
I'm not in the mood right now.

133
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:09,469
What's the matter, buddy?
Tell old Uncle Mummy.

134
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I got fired from the dig.

135
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,273
What?

136
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But you're the best archaeologist
in the world!

137
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You found me!

138
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Right. I found you.

139
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Which is the umpteenth thing
I can't tell those guys.

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Go, go, go.

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Go!

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-Pull! Pull!
-Look out! Don't damage it!

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Come on, through here, let's go.

144
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That's freaking awesome!

145
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Careful! Slow it down.

146
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-Look at that.
-I can't believe it.

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Egyptian symbology.

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Archaic Period, Fourth Dynasty.

149
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4,000 years of antiquity.
These marks suggest that...

150
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Tad was right.

151
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,828
Don't even mention that name.

152
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The only thing he achieved
was to set everything back.

153
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I've never seen hieroglyphics
like these before.

154
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It's a very ancient dialect. It says...

155
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"Chaos. Destruction. Liposuction."

156
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Oh, no, it says, "Curses, many curses."

157
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It's too soon to draw conclusions.

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We'll take it to Chicago,
take a proper look.

159
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,540
Hey, this is a bullseye, guys!

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Brush for dust and sand.

161
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Not to be confused
with the brush for sand and dust.

162
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Or with the brush for cleaning bones.

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Nor, of course, with the brush
for cleaning rocks.

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Or the makeup brush.
That's an immediate fail.

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And just look at these!

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The other 75 types of brushes.
You can clean anything you want with 'em!

167
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Are we boring you, Mr. Stones?

168
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,415
No, Professor. I...

169
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I am happy to hear it.

170
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,786
Patience is an archaeologist's
number-two tool.

171
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,922
So, what's number one?

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The brush!

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Sara!

174
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Yes?

175
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,542
Hello, Mr. Stones.

176
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,178
Do you see that car
parked in front of you?

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Sorry, who is this?

178
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All in good time.

179
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I know what you discovered in Mexico.

180
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Get in the car. I'm about to propose
the adventure of your life.

181
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Sorry, but... But where are we going?

182
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,945
Well, at least tell me who we're...

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00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,420
Hello?

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Hello, Mr. Stones!

185
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,687
Welcome! I am Professor Victoria Moon,

186
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investigator of the occult.

187
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You have a terrible aura.
Let me clean it up for you.

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Let you what?

189
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,902
There. All clean now.

190
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,373
Wait, you're Victoria Moon
from Mystery TV?

191
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24 hours a day of unexplained phenomena,
astral projection and unsolved mysteries.

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Two hundred years later and the enigma
remains in the spiritual world.

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00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:22,455
Tonight, in "Chatting with Celebrities,"

194
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we'll ask van Gogh where he hid his ear!

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And remember, the world you see is just
a fragment of the world that exists.

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That was very interesting.

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Don't worry. I know I have
a poor reputation among archaeologists.

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They ignore the fact that this world

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is full of phenomena
that go beyond all reason.

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Take a look at this.

201
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,719
It looks like a battle in Egypt.

202
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:55,555
It's the great battle
of the Pharaoh Cheops

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against his sorcerer, Hermes Trismegistus.

204
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:04,597
Legend has it that Hermes created
an object with the power of the gods

205
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which controlled magic:
The Emerald Tablet.

206
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,670
Thanks to its power,

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the kingdom of Cheops achieved
heights of splendor never before seen.

208
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,378
Tired of the pharaoh
never acknowledging his merits,

209
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,414
Hermes decided to harness
the power of the tablet

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to overthrow him.

211
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He created an enchantment
to unleash the beasts of the underworld

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against Cheops's armies.

213
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,224
But the pharaoh discovered the plan

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and he hid the tablet so that no one
would ever be able to use it again.

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The legend spread throughout the world.

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All the great conquerors of history
searched high and low for it,

217
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hungry for its power.

218
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:46,339
Alexander the Great,
Caesar, Attila the Hun.

219
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,876
But only one found it: Napoleon Bonaparte.

220
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:56,160
But such was the tablet's power
that he could not control it.

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Filled with fear, and to stop it
from falling into enemies' hands,

222
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,623
Napoleon ordered to return the tablet
to its hideout

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and erase all trace of its whereabouts.

224
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,729
But his archaeologist,
Dominique Vivant Denon,

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left behind an engraving
that leads to the tablet.

226
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An engraving? So where is it?

227
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,108
Nobody knows.

228
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:25,912
But I bet all my chakras
it's in his old office in the Louvre.

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The Louvre?

230
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,948
Dominique was the museum's first director,

231
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but his office disappeared during
the first renovations of the building.

232
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How do you know all this?

233
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,691
I have found a lot of information here
in his personal diary,

234
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,660
but there is also a lot
I can't make head or tail of.

235
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I'd abandoned all hope
of finding the tablet

236
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until your little adventure in Mexico.

237
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,501
How did you know that...

238
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,870
And what does all this
have to do with the tablet?

239
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It's a fragment of the tablet.
It started shining three days ago.

240
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When I found the sarcophagus.

241
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,128
Coincidence? I think not.

242
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,499
That sarcophagus contains
the remains of Hermes, the sorcerer.

243
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,569
Inside, there must be clues
that lead to the tablet!

244
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,438
I need you to persuade your team
to work with us.

245
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,374
Yeah, well, it's not exactly my team.

246
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,510
I know you have a good relationship
with Dr. Sara Lavrof.

247
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,679
-Yeah, but...
-Tell her the sarcophagus

248
00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,681
can be opened with the guardian's pendant,

249
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:37,584
-that thing your dog gobbled up!
-How did you know about that?

250
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,553
Trust me, when they see
you know how to open it,

251
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,256
they'll have no choice
but to listen to us.

252
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,163
Mummy, you're not gonna believe
what I just...

253
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,598
Look out, Princess!

254
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,101
Yeah, I'm gonna save you.
There's too many of them.

255
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,300
No! You're not my father.

256
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,239
No! I'm your mother! Who am I?

257
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,608
Sara, hi! I got totally sidetracked.

258
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,910
Tad, turn on a TV. Hurry!

259
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,445
TV. Got it.

260
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,381
Where have you been?
I've been calling you for hours.

261
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,618
I'm so sorry. You are gonna flip out
when you hear what...

262
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:13,953
Okay, the TV's on.

263
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,455
This just in.

264
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:20,126
An international team of archaeologists
has located an Egyptian sarcophagus in,

265
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,562
hold onto your hats, Mexico.

266
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,650
A few hours ago,
they landed back in Chicago

267
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,466
and were mobbed by the press

268
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,801
-about this exciting discovery.
-Come on, Princess,

269
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:30,700
-let's jump on the moon.
-Mummy, please!

270
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:34,207
When my team and I found the sarcophagus,
we were blown away.

271
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,910
Nobody could ever have imagined
something like this.

272
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,279
Nobody? It was me who found it!

273
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,980
Talk about posers.

274
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:42,982
Giorgio Tsoukalos, Ghost International.

275
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:44,818
For years, Victoria Moon has been positing

276
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,253
that the world's pyramids
are linked by occult forces.

277
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,789
-What are your thoughts on this?
-Freaktoria Moon?

278
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:53,159
Sure, we called her, but her crystal ball
couldn't get a signal.

279
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,429
Sara, where's the sarcophagus?

280
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,497
In the faculty.

281
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,899
They're giving a press conference
as soon as they can open it,

282
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,534
but they've been unable to do it yet.

283
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,370
Okay, guys, bring it into position.

284
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,671
But I know how to do it!

285
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,841
Sara, that sarcophagus is the key
to finding the Emerald Tablet.

286
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,770
The Emerald Tablet?
How do you know about that?

287
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:14,647
Yeah, well, it was Professor Moon.
But listen, she's offered to help.

288
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,549
Victoria Moon got in touch with you?

289
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,152
Don't listen to anything
that woman has to say.

290
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,121
Why not? Do you know her?

291
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,556
We went to school together.

292
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,559
We were friends until she got weird.

293
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,695
Okay, that's fine.

294
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,340
Dr. Lavrof!

295
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,303
Tad, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow.

296
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,306
-We'll talk about it then.
-Sara, Sara... No, wait! Sara!

297
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,875
It's not fair!

298
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,511
Well, of course not.
Victoria Moon is no freak.

299
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,347
Thanks to her,
I learned how to trap spirits in jars.

300
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:49,282
Antonio!

301
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,118
Finally I've made a discovery
for the whole world to see

302
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,220
and I'm out of the picture again!

303
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,489
I have to do something.

304
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:58,580
It's okay, Tad.

305
00:20:58,158 --> 00:21:01,695
Someday you'll be able to show everybody
just how awesome you really are.

306
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,398
Right. And it's gonna be tonight.

307
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:09,469
That's what I'm talking about!
Tad and Mummy on the case.

308
00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:02,989
Hey, there you go!

309
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:04,991
You're about to open the sarcophagus.

310
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:06,659
Way to go, buddy!

311
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,729
I think he should be part of our team.
What do you think?

312
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,431
Sure. Come on!

313
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:38,391
That's... That's...

314
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:45,331
...the scrawniest mummy
I've ever seen in my life.

315
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:48,168
Who dares to call me scrawny?

316
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,570
Sorry! I didn't mean it!

317
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:54,708
I shall devour your soul
if you do not give kiss, Tad.

318
00:22:55,342 --> 00:22:57,977
Kiss? What? How do you know my name?

319
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:04,451
Gotcha! You should've seen your face!

320
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,419
What are you doing here?

321
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,122
I came back from Paititi
for adventures with my bestie,

322
00:23:09,189 --> 00:23:11,324
not to stay home looking after Jeff.

323
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,193
You brought Jeff?

324
00:23:13,293 --> 00:23:16,363
Of course. No way I was leaving him
at home with Belzoni.

325
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,632
Okay, fine, you can stay.

326
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,301
But don't touch anything.

327
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:27,907
Okay, let's see.

328
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,845
This is perfect
for my hieroglyph translator app.

329
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:38,818
Oh, poor thing. So trapped in there.

330
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,621
I know just how you feel, bro.

331
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:43,656
Okay, so,

332
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:46,559
this is either a recipe for a cake

333
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,561
or a threat of a curse?

334
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,731
Mummy, let's not touch anything,
just in case.

335
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,534
I'm sorry, you were saying?

336
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,336
What have you done?

337
00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:38,111
Guys?

338
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,149
Belzoni!

339
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:45,385
What happened? Are you guys okay?

340
00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:52,459
What just happened? That was intense.

341
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,127
I'm all good, don't worry.

342
00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:57,230
Your face!

343
00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:59,132
My face? What happened to my face?

344
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:03,636
Your legs!

345
00:25:04,437 --> 00:25:06,720
What is happening to me?

346
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,177
My legs! I can't control them!

347
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:12,412
Mummy, stop!

348
00:25:12,479 --> 00:25:15,315
What part of "I can't control my legs"
do you not understand?

349
00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:29,295
Mummy!

350
00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:36,636
Mummy, stop it!
Just try to get ahold of yourself!

351
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:37,937
I'm trying!

352
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:41,207
Look out!

353
00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:45,645
Stop it, I said!

354
00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:09,836
Mummy, stop!

355
00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:12,205
I can't!

356
00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:14,140
Mummy! The sarcophagus!

357
00:26:14,207 --> 00:26:16,242
Will you just get out of the way, Tad!

358
00:26:24,818 --> 00:26:25,819
Mummy!

359
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:29,356
-Are you okay?
-What just happened?

360
00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,832
Come on, we have to get out of here.

361
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,701
Oh, wait, my backpack!

362
00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,573
There's no time. Let's go!

363
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:01,888
How are we gonna get out of this one?

364
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,158
It's Jeff, but with Belzoni's body.

365
00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:06,860
I'm gonna call you Jeffzoni.

366
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,466
Maybe Beljeff is better.

367
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:16,403
You have destroyed the faculty,
you look like Dracula,

368
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,605
and to top it all off, you're cursed!

369
00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:21,307
Dracula? Awesome.

370
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:22,942
The curse...

371
00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:26,379
The curse, it had to have come
from the Emerald Tablet! That's it!

372
00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:27,847
We have to find it.

373
00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:32,452
If I find it, I'll be the hero

374
00:27:32,619 --> 00:27:36,560
and they'll understand
it was all just one big accident.

375
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,591
That-a-boy! So, what's the plan?

376
00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:40,560
We have to go to Paris.

377
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,296
Paris? We're going to Paris?

378
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,965
Victoria said that Dominique's office
was in the Louvre.

379
00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:48,568
He had to have left
some kind of clue about the tablet.

380
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,804
If we could just get in
to do some research...

381
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:54,474
Got it! Dominique Vivant Denon.
Born January 4th, 1747.

382
00:27:54,574 --> 00:27:57,610
What? No. We need to know
where his office was,

383
00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,245
the sketch Victoria showed me.

384
00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:02,820
Bingo! Found the sketch.
Dominique's office.

385
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,117
So can we go to Paris now?

386
00:28:04,317 --> 00:28:06,419
-There's just one problem.
-What?

387
00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:10,560
I'm broke. You've spent all my money.
How will we pay for the tickets?

388
00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:12,792
Tad, don't be so materialistic.

389
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,928
We don't need money to travel.

390
00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:21,000
Get your foot out of my face!

391
00:28:21,234 --> 00:28:23,837
It's not my foot. It's my chicken.

392
00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,473
You brought your rubber chicken?

393
00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:30,310
He's got a name, okay? It's Chicken.
He might come in handy.

394
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,911
Did you just bite me?

395
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,780
I was just testing the Dracula thing.

396
00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:43,857
-Holy cow!
-My goodness!

397
00:28:43,957 --> 00:28:45,925
Who could have done something like this?

398
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,128
I speak 50 languages

399
00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:51,131
and I still can't find the words
to describe this havoc!

400
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,300
I was cleaning the brush for cleaning dust
with the brush for cleaning brushes

401
00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:59,500
when all of a sudden... Boom!

402
00:28:59,706 --> 00:29:01,708
Don't worry, we'll find out who did this.

403
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:06,312
H.Q., this is Agent Ramirez.
Check the security tape for me, would you?

404
00:29:06,646 --> 00:29:09,849
The only thing I need to check here
is my cholesterol.

405
00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:13,530
Sorry. Who are you?

406
00:29:13,386 --> 00:29:17,570
CIA Special Agent Sam Pickle.
I'm in charge of this operation.

407
00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,158
And you?

408
00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,560
Guadalupe Ramirez,
Mexican Intelligence Service.

409
00:29:20,727 --> 00:29:24,564
And I am in charge of this.
Wait, this is a bowling club card.

410
00:29:24,664 --> 00:29:28,368
So what? You don't like bowling?
Hate everything American, is that it?

411
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,537
Mexico's America, too.

412
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:33,473
Yeah, right, and Chile, too. Come on.

413
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:36,476
Hey, that's my badge! Give it back!
You have your own.

414
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,778
Negative. It fell in the toilet.

415
00:29:46,486 --> 00:29:47,787
Belzoni?

416
00:29:48,388 --> 00:29:51,391
Your bosses gave me authority here.
Give me the badge and...

417
00:29:56,563 --> 00:29:58,164
Just as I suspected!

418
00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,233
We're dealing with an eight-year-old.

419
00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:01,868
Dear goodness.

420
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,700
Excuse me.

421
00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:06,720
Do you know who this belongs to?

422
00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,610
I absolutely do.

423
00:30:17,717 --> 00:30:19,753
Hey, Tangerine, get in the car.

424
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,588
You! What happened to Tad?

425
00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,590
I know where he is. Hurry!

426
00:30:24,591 --> 00:30:26,926
And don't call me Tangerine.

427
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:31,970
I knew it. This is all your fault.

428
00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,266
I wasn't expecting Tad
to open the sarcophagus.

429
00:30:33,366 --> 00:30:35,402
I just encouraged him to persuade you.

430
00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:36,736
Where's Tad?

431
00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:39,239
Take me to your leader.

432
00:30:39,406 --> 00:30:40,907
Agent Pickle, check this out.

433
00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:45,278
This account was created
from the apartment of that Tad guy.

434
00:30:45,378 --> 00:30:47,380
Hey, wassup, Mummy fans?

435
00:30:47,447 --> 00:30:50,483
We are going on an expedition
to the Louvre Museum.

436
00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:52,552
See you later, alligator.

437
00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:57,457
He's wearing a costume
so we don't identify him. Professionals!

438
00:30:57,624 --> 00:30:59,292
Tad's in Paris?

439
00:30:59,392 --> 00:31:00,827
He's looking for the Emerald Tablet.

440
00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:03,296
We could look for it, too,
like the old days.

441
00:31:03,396 --> 00:31:05,932
Sara and Victoria,
investigators of history!

442
00:31:05,999 --> 00:31:09,402
That was before you swapped archaeology
for spirits and ghosts.

443
00:31:09,469 --> 00:31:12,380
Sara, I know we have
different views of the world, but...

444
00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:13,340
That's enough, Victoria.

445
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,841
You, stop the car!

446
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,945
Sara, wait. Where are you going?

447
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,413
To look for Tad.

448
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,115
I'm going to Paris.

449
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:26,653
So, the Louvre, huh?

450
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,889
Ramirez, pack your bags.
We're going to Rome!

451
00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,157
Paris.

452
00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:33,360
Paris, that's what I said.

453
00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:36,963
Come on, cheer up, buddy.
We'll be in croissant country in no time.

454
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:40,333
You're not nervous, are you? 'Cause I am.

455
00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:42,869
-Oh, no.
-What? Are you transforming again?

456
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,538
Worse. Nerves make me gassy.

457
00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:21,741
Cool. So you can buy mummies online now?

458
00:32:21,841 --> 00:32:23,109
You can get anything online now.

459
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:25,812
Like this cup.
It stirs the café au lait by itself.

460
00:32:36,823 --> 00:32:39,250
I couldn't stand that anymore!

461
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,528
I can't believe it! We're in Paris!

462
00:32:41,594 --> 00:32:42,862
It's beautiful.

463
00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:51,710
Okay, come on. No time to lose.

464
00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,506
The office should be
underneath the Egyptian wing.

465
00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:56,743
Hold your horses.
We're in the Louvre, okay?

466
00:32:56,843 --> 00:32:59,450
Now what do people do
when they go to the Louvre?

467
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,316
Oh, boy. That look!

468
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:05,852
Is it happy? Sad? Happy?

469
00:33:05,919 --> 00:33:08,588
Okay, fine, you've seen it now.
Lend me your phone.

470
00:33:18,798 --> 00:33:21,000
Come on, where are you? Where are you?

471
00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:25,305
There's got to be some trace
of an old office here somewhere.

472
00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,972
Tad? It's been three minutes
without my phone.

473
00:33:59,139 --> 00:34:01,741
Now give it back to me.
I think I'm getting the shakes.

474
00:34:01,908 --> 00:34:04,978
Come on, help me.
We have to move this statue.

475
00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:07,380
Look.

476
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,490
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

477
00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:11,384
Sure I am. I wish we had Wi-Fi.

478
00:34:11,651 --> 00:34:14,921
No, I mean the pulley.
We can use it to access the entrance.

479
00:34:15,550 --> 00:34:17,570
But we'd have to take
some precise measurements...

480
00:34:17,157 --> 00:34:18,758
to calculate the force of the lever.

481
00:34:18,858 --> 00:34:20,760
There's no time for that, my friend!

482
00:34:20,827 --> 00:34:23,963
Let's...do it...faster!

483
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:25,699
No, Mummy, stop!

484
00:34:26,366 --> 00:34:27,367
Boom!

485
00:34:27,534 --> 00:34:30,203
Now that's what I call teamwork.

486
00:34:30,537 --> 00:34:31,805
Cheese!

487
00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:38,144
You had to break it!
An ornamental pedestal!

488
00:34:38,311 --> 00:34:39,946
Well, it's open, right?

489
00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:47,320
It's pitch black in here.
I'm gonna trip over my own feet.

490
00:34:48,221 --> 00:34:49,789
Wait. There's something here.

491
00:34:54,270 --> 00:34:55,729
Yes, yes, yes!

492
00:34:55,829 --> 00:34:58,331
This is it! Dominique's office!

493
00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:01,601
The engraving has to be here somewhere.

494
00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:03,536
This place is huge!

495
00:35:03,703 --> 00:35:06,673
Not like your apartment,
where I'm clean out of box space.

496
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,800
Help me look. Come on.

497
00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:23,156
I'm really good at that.

498
00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:37,170
The mummy from this sarcophagus
must've been a real high roller!

499
00:35:37,604 --> 00:35:39,390
I'm gonna take a selfie.

500
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,475
That should get me a million likes.

501
00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:58,425
Tad!

502
00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:00,260
There's a mummy, and it's alive!

503
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,861
-That's impossible!
-Stop it!

504
00:36:01,928 --> 00:36:04,931
I swear it was there. It opened its eyes
and shouted, "I'm gonna kill you!"

505
00:36:05,310 --> 00:36:07,200
Okay, it didn't shout that.
But it was right there!

506
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,669
Silence, mortals!

507
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,390
Bow down before your pharaoh,

508
00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:15,342
Queen of the 18th Dynasty,

509
00:36:15,442 --> 00:36:19,612
adviser to Queen Nefertiti,
aunt to Tutankhamun...

510
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:24,317
I am Ra Amon Ah!

511
00:36:26,419 --> 00:36:27,420
Ramona?

512
00:36:28,655 --> 00:36:31,758
What? No, no, no. Ra Amon Ah.

513
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:33,426
Wait. Let me do it again.

514
00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:39,299
Your pharaoh, 18th Dynasty,
aunt to Tutankhamun,

515
00:36:39,532 --> 00:36:42,680
Ra Amon Ah!

516
00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:46,373
-She just said Ramona, right?
-Sure did. Ramona.

517
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:49,342
No, no! It's got pauses in it.

518
00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:51,611
Wait, you're dead.

519
00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:53,613
Absolutely. I'm a mummy.

520
00:36:53,813 --> 00:36:55,148
Don't make me laugh.

521
00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:58,318
But sure I am!
I'm an Incan mummy from Paititi.

522
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:01,870
Even my name is Mummy. Enchanté.

523
00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:02,655
Mummies are only Egyptian.

524
00:37:02,722 --> 00:37:06,260
You're just a stack of rotting bones
and rancid bandages.

525
00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:07,827
Thanks. I get that a lot.

526
00:37:07,994 --> 00:37:10,630
What are you doing here?
And how come you're alive?

527
00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:14,167
Five centuries ago, a goat herder
who was passing through my tomb

528
00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:15,635
choked on a date kernel

529
00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:18,972
and inadvertently uttered a spell
that brought me back to life.

530
00:37:19,139 --> 00:37:21,541
Years later, a French archaeologist
discovered me

531
00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:24,511
and he left me locked up in here
for my own safety, he said.

532
00:37:24,678 --> 00:37:25,979
I feel you, sister.

533
00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:27,947
This guy had me shut in
for more than two months!

534
00:37:28,281 --> 00:37:29,749
200 years for me.

535
00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:31,284
-You win.
-Hang on.

536
00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:33,887
What French archaeologist?
Was it Dominique?

537
00:37:34,187 --> 00:37:36,756
Yes, but I'm sorry to tell you,
he died centuries ago.

538
00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:39,325
Yeah, we're looking for an engraving
he left hidden here.

539
00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:40,994
You couldn't lend us a hand, could you?

540
00:37:41,161 --> 00:37:42,562
Lend you a hand?

541
00:37:43,163 --> 00:37:46,166
What part of "pharaoh"
did you not understand?

542
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:51,938
God Horus, forgive me, my lord.

543
00:37:52,305 --> 00:37:55,141
I am not worthy
of your magnificent presence.

544
00:37:57,711 --> 00:37:59,379
Exactly!

545
00:37:59,479 --> 00:38:02,215
This is indeed Horus himself.

546
00:38:02,882 --> 00:38:04,384
What's that you say, Horus?

547
00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:07,420
He orders you to help us.

548
00:38:08,321 --> 00:38:09,956
You must do everything we say.

549
00:38:14,561 --> 00:38:16,329
He's nothing but a flying mutt.

550
00:38:16,496 --> 00:38:19,899
My soldiers would have given you
50 lashes for that little charade.

551
00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:21,501
How I do miss them.

552
00:38:21,868 --> 00:38:23,203
Lash yourselves, then.

553
00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:29,576
I'm so sorry. It's just that my friends
are under a bit of a curse.

554
00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,177
-If you could just help me.
-Forget it.

555
00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:32,779
It's my bath time in rat's milk.

556
00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:35,782
I would prefer donkey bile,
but one must make sacrifices.

557
00:38:35,882 --> 00:38:39,619
Please. Without the engraving,
we'll never find the Emerald Tablet.

558
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,555
The Emerald Tablet.
Are you an archaeologist?

559
00:38:42,789 --> 00:38:44,791
Tad Stones, this is the police!
Don't move!

560
00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:46,459
Hey, I'm running this operation.

561
00:38:46,626 --> 00:38:49,229
Tad Stones, this is the police!
Don't move!

562
00:38:49,562 --> 00:38:51,664
Are you an archaeologist, yes or no?

563
00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:54,934
He's the best archaeologist in the world!
He found me.

564
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,690
Stones!

565
00:38:56,970 --> 00:38:57,971
Wait there!

566
00:38:58,672 --> 00:39:01,541
Here! Dominique built a way out. Hurry!

567
00:39:03,643 --> 00:39:05,311
Great! Quick, let's go.

568
00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:06,479
Hold on a minute.

569
00:39:06,646 --> 00:39:08,782
I'm not going without my tub.

570
00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:11,284
-What?
-Stones!

571
00:39:11,951 --> 00:39:13,653
Okay, everyone in the tub!

572
00:39:31,971 --> 00:39:34,407
Okay, plebeians, now take me out of here.

573
00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:38,110
Quick, don't let him escape!

574
00:39:42,515 --> 00:39:43,850
Stones!

575
00:39:44,284 --> 00:39:45,518
Better hurry, darling.

576
00:39:45,785 --> 00:39:46,986
He's mine.

577
00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:49,489
He's mine!

578
00:39:51,891 --> 00:39:53,293
He's mine!

579
00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:54,861
He's not mine.

580
00:39:54,961 --> 00:39:58,310
They're escaping down the river
in a motorized...bathtub?

581
00:39:58,131 --> 00:39:59,432
We need backup.

582
00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:01,501
I think we've lost them.

583
00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:03,136
You mean them?

584
00:40:12,912 --> 00:40:15,548
Put your foot down, Tad!
I'm too young for prison.

585
00:40:15,648 --> 00:40:17,150
Nobody's going to prison.

586
00:40:17,217 --> 00:40:19,520
Could you please look ahead, plebs?

587
00:40:26,226 --> 00:40:28,228
Stop that tub immediately!

588
00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:36,690
Watch out!

589
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,277
An historic moment in the final stage.

590
00:40:44,377 --> 00:40:48,481
At last, a Frenchman is set to win
the Tour after nearly 40 years!

591
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,197
Come on, Jean Paul! The Tour is yours!

592
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:09,869
Who's this guy?

593
00:41:19,913 --> 00:41:23,950
It is an honor to reinaugurate this symbol
of Paris and France herself.

594
00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:33,259
At last!

595
00:41:33,893 --> 00:41:35,295
I think we lost them.

596
00:41:38,131 --> 00:41:41,000
Well, well, Mr. Stones, we meet again.

597
00:41:41,101 --> 00:41:43,303
No, not that guy again!

598
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,940
Throwing down the gauntlet, are we?

599
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:48,942
Driver, step on it.

600
00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,277
We can't get by them.
We have to turn back.

601
00:41:53,613 --> 00:41:56,182
Don't worry, Ramirez, he'll turn first.

602
00:41:57,484 --> 00:41:59,753
What? Are you loco? We're going to crash!

603
00:41:59,819 --> 00:42:01,821
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

604
00:42:04,257 --> 00:42:06,260
Exactly what I'm doing.

605
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,163
I've never been more sure of anything.

606
00:42:17,604 --> 00:42:18,738
Good job, Pickle.

607
00:42:18,805 --> 00:42:21,641
I've got him exactly where I wanted him.

608
00:42:33,787 --> 00:42:35,155
Oh, I think he likes us!

609
00:42:40,527 --> 00:42:42,128
Sorry. Maybe next year.

610
00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:55,175
Did I say I miss my soldiers?

611
00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:59,120
Wait, what about the tablet?
We have to find it.

612
00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:00,880
Don't worry. I know how to get it.

613
00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:04,117
I'll help you if you do me a favor.

614
00:43:04,184 --> 00:43:05,485
Sure, anything.

615
00:43:05,952 --> 00:43:09,255
You're an archaeologist.
Well, make me famous.

616
00:43:09,689 --> 00:43:12,859
Make sure my name goes down
in all the history books.

617
00:43:12,959 --> 00:43:16,429
Exhibit me in a museum
and I'll take you to the tablet.

618
00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:17,731
Deal?

619
00:43:18,798 --> 00:43:19,799
Deal.

620
00:43:24,904 --> 00:43:26,406
Welcome to the team, buddy!

621
00:43:26,506 --> 00:43:27,574
Team?

622
00:43:27,674 --> 00:43:29,743
Let's be clear about this, darling.

623
00:43:29,843 --> 00:43:33,613
I am a pharaoh
and you are my paltry servants.

624
00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:38,918
Perfect! Dominique found a map
that leads to the tablet.

625
00:43:39,185 --> 00:43:40,553
A map? Cool!

626
00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:44,290
It's not that easy.
To reveal that map we need a key

627
00:43:44,391 --> 00:43:46,226
that's hidden
in the Cataracts of the Nile.

628
00:43:46,626 --> 00:43:48,995
Egypt. With the police
all over our trail...

629
00:43:49,162 --> 00:43:50,730
At least they don't know
where we're headed.

630
00:43:50,830 --> 00:43:52,632
We've got the element of surprise
on our side.

631
00:43:52,832 --> 00:43:56,836
You heard it here first, Mummy fans!
Next stop, Cataracts of the Nile.

632
00:43:56,903 --> 00:43:58,471
Let me introduce my team.

633
00:43:58,571 --> 00:44:01,641
We'll give you all the deets
of the trip real soon, everybody.

634
00:44:01,841 --> 00:44:03,543
And uploaded!

635
00:44:04,177 --> 00:44:07,113
It's exhausting always having to put on
a happy face for the Stories.

636
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,581
What have you done?

637
00:44:08,648 --> 00:44:11,217
I'm just feeding the Instazammers.

638
00:44:11,751 --> 00:44:12,752
A new follower.

639
00:44:12,852 --> 00:44:15,321
Agent Ramirez. Mexican!
I'm gonna follow her back.

640
00:44:18,658 --> 00:44:19,893
No!

641
00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:22,128
They'll be waiting for us now!

642
00:44:22,295 --> 00:44:23,797
Oh, my selfies!

643
00:44:26,399 --> 00:44:28,680
The curse turns him into an Ammyt?

644
00:44:28,134 --> 00:44:29,135
What?

645
00:44:30,937 --> 00:44:33,306
Head of a crocodile, body of a leopard,

646
00:44:33,406 --> 00:44:36,142
backside of a hippo.
A typical underworld creature.

647
00:44:39,946 --> 00:44:42,649
No! Mummy, wait! Stop, stop, stop!

648
00:44:51,224 --> 00:44:52,892
Yep, it's an Ammyt.

649
00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:54,661
Be careful, they bite.

650
00:45:04,104 --> 00:45:05,271
Mummy?

651
00:45:07,674 --> 00:45:09,709
He can't hear you. He's an Ammyt now.

652
00:45:09,809 --> 00:45:11,277
So what do we do?

653
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,515
Ammyts like to be entertained.

654
00:45:15,615 --> 00:45:17,617
But careful,
don't put your head into his mouth.

655
00:45:17,684 --> 00:45:20,186
Why would I want
to put my head into his mouth?

656
00:45:20,286 --> 00:45:23,957
Well, it's not what you want.
It's what he wants!

657
00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:25,925
Ammyts love playing with heads.

658
00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:27,293
What?

659
00:45:30,830 --> 00:45:32,932
Come on, darling. He's coming.

660
00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:36,803
-But how do I entertain an Ammyt?
-Just do anything.

661
00:45:38,972 --> 00:45:40,640
So, entertain him?

662
00:45:40,707 --> 00:45:42,709
Dancing... Dancing is entertaining.

663
00:45:45,450 --> 00:45:46,460
What the...

664
00:45:53,286 --> 00:45:54,654
What are you...

665
00:45:56,389 --> 00:45:59,125
He's gonna eat me. He's gonna eat me!

666
00:46:06,332 --> 00:46:08,768
Where's the chicken?
Where's the little chickie?

667
00:46:08,868 --> 00:46:10,203
That's my boy.

668
00:46:10,303 --> 00:46:11,871
Oh, good boy.

669
00:46:12,305 --> 00:46:13,506
Fetch!

670
00:46:15,942 --> 00:46:18,578
Monsters of the underworld.
They're just like puppies.

671
00:46:22,582 --> 00:46:24,551
He's turning back into Mummy.

672
00:46:25,885 --> 00:46:27,787
Well, at least most of him.

673
00:46:29,389 --> 00:46:31,157
What just happened?

674
00:46:32,892 --> 00:46:35,528
I don't usually meddle
in such plebeian matters,

675
00:46:35,595 --> 00:46:39,650
but these curses get permanent
if you don't cure them soon.

676
00:46:39,165 --> 00:46:41,768
You should get a move
on finding that tablet.

677
00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:58,618
Tad Stones strikes again.
First Chicago, now Paris.

678
00:46:58,718 --> 00:47:00,860
French police have joined the hunt

679
00:47:00,186 --> 00:47:02,722
for the dangerous criminal
known as Tad Stones.

680
00:47:02,789 --> 00:47:07,727
Vampires, zombies, extraterrestrials.
Do they live among us?

681
00:47:10,897 --> 00:47:13,900
Some people
just want to see the world burn.

682
00:47:16,102 --> 00:47:17,437
Pickle, you should see this.

683
00:47:17,604 --> 00:47:21,808
I want to nab that Stones so bad
and use the death touch on him.

684
00:47:22,308 --> 00:47:24,811
Listen, they're headed for
the Cataracts of the Nile.

685
00:47:24,911 --> 00:47:26,846
-We should notify...
-The death touch, Ramirez.

686
00:47:26,946 --> 00:47:29,282
It's the first thing
they teach you at the CIA.

687
00:47:29,382 --> 00:47:33,219
A little pinch direct to a vital organ
and the enemy drops unconscious.

688
00:47:33,286 --> 00:47:34,621
Would you listen to me?

689
00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:36,589
And you can't eat in here.

690
00:47:37,223 --> 00:47:38,558
Oh, really?

691
00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:41,828
Solved.

692
00:47:47,467 --> 00:47:49,102
This is humiliating!

693
00:47:49,169 --> 00:47:51,604
A pharaoh traveling with such commoners.

694
00:47:51,671 --> 00:47:54,474
So exciting!
We're going to the land of the mummies.

695
00:47:54,574 --> 00:47:55,975
I'm gonna feel right at home.

696
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,878
For the fifth time, you are not a mummy!

697
00:47:59,450 --> 00:48:02,182
With a tail like that, you look more
like a crocodile of the Nile.

698
00:48:02,349 --> 00:48:03,350
Awesome!

699
00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:19,866
Come on, Tad,

700
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,302
what were you looking for here?

701
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,914
This symbol...

702
00:48:38,318 --> 00:48:40,860
It's the seal of Hermes.

703
00:48:40,186 --> 00:48:41,554
What are you doing here?

704
00:48:41,855 --> 00:48:44,691
I wasn't gonna leave
my best friend alone in this.

705
00:48:44,858 --> 00:48:45,992
Otto!

706
00:48:49,162 --> 00:48:52,232
Napoleon ordered all traces
of the tablet be destroyed

707
00:48:52,332 --> 00:48:54,340
but Dominique kept an engraving,

708
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:56,703
and I'm sure it's here in this office.

709
00:48:58,271 --> 00:49:00,173
Why is Tad looking for the tablet?

710
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:03,109
The sarcophagus he opened
was protected by a curse.

711
00:49:03,209 --> 00:49:04,544
He needs the tablet to break it.

712
00:49:04,644 --> 00:49:05,945
Tad's cursed?

713
00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:08,248
If we follow the tablet, we'll find him.

714
00:49:11,851 --> 00:49:13,353
I just want to help you.

715
00:49:21,861 --> 00:49:25,298
A location in the desert. In Egypt.

716
00:49:25,398 --> 00:49:28,535
That's it! The tablet is there!
That's where Tad is heading!

717
00:49:28,601 --> 00:49:30,203
He didn't find this clue.

718
00:49:30,270 --> 00:49:31,571
He found this office.

719
00:49:31,671 --> 00:49:34,541
I'm sure he must have discovered
another way of getting there.

720
00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:39,846
I think we're gonna need some help
with these hieroglyphics.

721
00:49:39,979 --> 00:49:42,382
I think you know who to call.

722
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,557
Guys, we're going to Egypt!

723
00:49:52,692 --> 00:49:54,527
And for your information,

724
00:49:54,594 --> 00:49:56,629
Incas also have mummies.

725
00:49:56,730 --> 00:49:58,531
Well, I guess you are not one of them.

726
00:49:59,650 --> 00:50:00,767
Please, don't start again.

727
00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:04,137
I'm sorry, but this stuck-up old broad
is making me nervous.

728
00:50:04,237 --> 00:50:06,873
And when I get nervous, I... Oh, no.

729
00:50:07,741 --> 00:50:09,542
No. No. No!

730
00:50:12,579 --> 00:50:15,982
Please fasten your seatbelts.
We're experiencing some turbulence.

731
00:50:45,345 --> 00:50:46,780
You know,

732
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:49,282
I've been thinking about it,

733
00:50:49,449 --> 00:50:52,619
and I can't bring to mind
any Pharaoh Ramona.

734
00:50:53,530 --> 00:50:55,155
That's because it's Ra Amon Ah.

735
00:50:55,989 --> 00:50:59,693
And nobody remembers me
because I only reigned for three days.

736
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,328
Why? What happened?

737
00:51:02,962 --> 00:51:04,297
Well, you know,

738
00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:07,634
your typical jealous cousin
who puts a scorpion in your bed...

739
00:51:07,701 --> 00:51:09,135
so he can steal your throne.

740
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,472
And nobody wrote your name
in the history books?

741
00:51:13,139 --> 00:51:17,143
Nothing but a line in one
of those interminable lists of pharaohs.

742
00:51:19,312 --> 00:51:23,316
I was destined to be
the greatest pharaoh of all time,

743
00:51:23,817 --> 00:51:26,353
but I ended up doomed to oblivion.

744
00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:32,659
I know how you feel.

745
00:51:34,227 --> 00:51:36,496
What would you know, plebeian?

746
00:51:39,332 --> 00:51:42,135
Get ready. We're getting close now.

747
00:52:08,895 --> 00:52:10,830
OMG. That's lit!

748
00:52:15,201 --> 00:52:16,836
So where's the key buried?

749
00:52:16,903 --> 00:52:20,573
The key isn't buried.
It's in the cave behind the waterfall.

750
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,643
Don't worry, buddy.
We'll find it in no time.

751
00:52:23,743 --> 00:52:27,470
No, you stay here, okay?
You've done enough already.

752
00:52:34,654 --> 00:52:37,757
Life is such a drag
without your cell phone.

753
00:53:15,128 --> 00:53:16,296
What?

754
00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:32,120
Well, Sara, Freaktoria,

755
00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:36,249
according to the symbols,
this is the place.

756
00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:39,850
We did it, Tangerine.

757
00:53:42,188 --> 00:53:43,189
Hey!

758
00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:46,126
Are you sure this is a key?

759
00:53:48,461 --> 00:53:50,397
Tad Stones! Don't move!

760
00:53:51,965 --> 00:53:53,990
Come on.

761
00:53:53,533 --> 00:53:58,104
Look, this has been
a big misunderstanding. I'm innocent.

762
00:53:58,171 --> 00:54:02,208
We know. Don't worry. Come with us
and we'll clear everything up.

763
00:54:03,643 --> 00:54:07,480
He's taking the bait.
That crook is gonna rot in jail.

764
00:54:07,547 --> 00:54:09,215
Your megaphone is still on.

765
00:54:09,683 --> 00:54:13,553
What? What do you mean,
my megaphone is... Mother of...

766
00:54:14,754 --> 00:54:16,222
Open fire!

767
00:54:17,724 --> 00:54:19,459
-Take cover!
-Let's go!

768
00:54:21,610 --> 00:54:24,998
No! Stop, don't shoot! Hold your fire!
We just want to detain him.

769
00:54:26,299 --> 00:54:28,935
Tad, come out
and I promise you a fair trial.

770
00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:32,500
Fair, my backside!
He destroyed the Mona Lisa.

771
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:33,940
What did you do to the Mona Lisa?

772
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,177
I fixed it.
All that ambiguity was unbearable.

773
00:54:37,243 --> 00:54:41,247
You destroyed the most important
piece of art in history?

774
00:54:42,949 --> 00:54:45,785
I'm sick of this! This is all your fault.

775
00:54:45,885 --> 00:54:48,488
If you had just stayed at home,
none of this would have happened.

776
00:54:48,621 --> 00:54:51,324
-But we're a team.
-We're not a team!

777
00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:54,728
You're only here because I have to break
that curse and cure you.

778
00:54:54,894 --> 00:54:58,765
If it wasn't for you, I'd be on
a real expedition looking for the tablet.

779
00:54:58,932 --> 00:55:00,266
You're just a burden!

780
00:55:02,202 --> 00:55:04,204
There, now you've done it.

781
00:55:05,338 --> 00:55:06,539
Now what's going on?

782
00:55:12,345 --> 00:55:13,346
What the...

783
00:55:19,119 --> 00:55:20,920
No, no, not now!

784
00:55:21,788 --> 00:55:24,958
Yes, now!
He's our ticket out of here. Hurry!

785
00:55:41,975 --> 00:55:43,276
What the hell was that?

786
00:55:43,443 --> 00:55:46,112
It's an alien. The flying kind.

787
00:55:46,613 --> 00:55:49,449
No one has discovered alien life.

788
00:55:49,616 --> 00:55:51,985
That's what they want you to think.

789
00:55:57,390 --> 00:55:58,958
How do you stop this thing?

790
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:02,228
It's not an elephant. You can't stop it.

791
00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:09,703
Come on, guys, let's hit these babies.

792
00:56:10,770 --> 00:56:13,840
I'm not sure about this.
There's no sign of Tad here.

793
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:16,876
The fragment shines like never before.
It has to be here.

794
00:56:16,976 --> 00:56:18,978
Tangerine, I can feel it!

795
00:56:21,848 --> 00:56:23,490
Sorry, wrong chakra.

796
00:56:28,722 --> 00:56:30,156
We're losing altitude!

797
00:56:32,425 --> 00:56:33,426
I don't get it.

798
00:56:33,493 --> 00:56:37,197
Why didn't Sara tell us
Victoria was on the expedition?

799
00:56:37,364 --> 00:56:40,734
Because we wouldn't be here.
She's completely nuts.

800
00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:43,470
If we find the tablet,
let's keep it away from her

801
00:56:43,536 --> 00:56:46,539
or she'll invoke some freak spirit
to kick our butts.

802
00:56:48,641 --> 00:56:50,510
Victoria found the clue
that brought us here.

803
00:56:50,610 --> 00:56:52,645
You should show a bit more respect.

804
00:56:52,712 --> 00:56:56,820
Sara, you know we would do anything
for a decent discovery,

805
00:56:56,182 --> 00:56:57,717
but we don't trust her.

806
00:56:57,817 --> 00:56:59,386
This is gonna be a waste of time.

807
00:56:59,486 --> 00:57:03,890
I know I'm right.
The tablet is in there, right, Tangerine?

808
00:57:03,857 --> 00:57:06,693
We'll know when we see
what's behind that rock.

809
00:57:19,205 --> 00:57:20,373
So where's the tablet?

810
00:57:20,473 --> 00:57:22,909
As I said, it's all a waste of time.

811
00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:25,211
No, I don't understand it.

812
00:57:25,278 --> 00:57:28,140
It's the place that Dominique said.
There must be something here.

813
00:57:28,810 --> 00:57:30,216
That's what happens
when you listen to someone

814
00:57:30,283 --> 00:57:33,520
who thinks she can have coffee
and a chat with Christopher Columbus.

815
00:57:37,691 --> 00:57:38,692
Nothing.

816
00:57:38,758 --> 00:57:41,127
Perfect. Thanks for nothing!

817
00:57:41,728 --> 00:57:43,963
No, no, no. This can't be right.

818
00:57:50,503 --> 00:57:52,539
No, no! Slower!

819
00:57:52,605 --> 00:57:54,107
We're gonna crash!

820
00:57:54,207 --> 00:57:55,675
Hold on!

821
00:58:01,915 --> 00:58:04,784
I am never flying again.

822
00:58:06,286 --> 00:58:07,454
Everyone okay?

823
00:58:07,854 --> 00:58:10,690
I've had better days. But also worse ones.

824
00:58:10,757 --> 00:58:12,392
All of them with you.

825
00:58:13,626 --> 00:58:14,694
Where's Mummy?

826
00:58:16,629 --> 00:58:17,630
Mummy!

827
00:58:17,731 --> 00:58:19,766
Mummy. Mummy, are you okay?

828
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,102
What happened?

829
00:58:22,969 --> 00:58:25,405
My legs! My beautiful dancer's legs!

830
00:58:31,144 --> 00:58:33,613
Don't worry, Beljeff.
You'll get your body back soon.

831
00:58:34,140 --> 00:58:35,882
Come on, Mummy, there's no time to...

832
00:58:38,418 --> 00:58:39,486
Mummy?

833
00:58:39,819 --> 00:58:41,888
I'm leaving! Enough!

834
00:58:41,955 --> 00:58:45,458
I don't want to be a "burden" on anyone!

835
00:58:45,558 --> 00:58:48,962
No! I'm gonna look for the tablet myself!

836
00:58:49,290 --> 00:58:50,964
Wait! Hold on!

837
00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:53,800
I didn't mean what I said before. Really.

838
00:58:55,735 --> 00:58:59,390
Hey, where do you think you're going?
We had a deal.

839
00:58:59,139 --> 00:59:02,142
Look, darling, I don't think
you can hold up your end of the bargain.

840
00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:06,846
No! You can't leave us stranded here.
We don't even know how to use this.

841
00:59:06,946 --> 00:59:10,684
As Osiris said to Horus,
"If you see me, don't say hi".

842
00:59:14,587 --> 00:59:17,157
Do it for Mummy. Please.

843
00:59:30,236 --> 00:59:31,471
We're near.

844
00:59:38,244 --> 00:59:41,181
How is that possible?
They're all here together.

845
00:59:41,247 --> 00:59:43,516
That's where the prism
will reveal the map.

846
00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:46,319
The monster brought us
where we have to use the prism?

847
00:59:46,386 --> 00:59:47,954
This can't be a coincidence.

848
00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:49,956
So I'm a monster now.

849
00:59:50,490 --> 00:59:52,258
No, not "Shh!"

850
00:59:52,559 --> 00:59:57,330
The tablet wants to be found, darling.
It will manipulate anyone to do just that.

851
00:59:58,198 --> 01:00:00,266
I need to enter that cave.

852
01:00:01,670 --> 01:00:02,168
Oh, really?

853
01:00:02,235 --> 01:00:05,380
And how do you intend to do that?
Those guys hate you.

854
01:00:05,138 --> 01:00:07,273
They hate you, too?
How many lashes are you owed?

855
01:00:07,374 --> 01:00:09,676
They'll call the cops
the minute they lay eyes on you.

856
01:00:09,743 --> 01:00:11,444
Will you just listen?

857
01:00:11,544 --> 01:00:13,980
We need to distract them
to get in that cave.

858
01:00:16,850 --> 01:00:19,252
I've got an idea.
But we'll have to work as a team.

859
01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:22,550
So we're a team now.

860
01:00:22,155 --> 01:00:25,358
Well, I can't. I'm not feeling good.
I have a cough.

861
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,595
You do get to go in disguise.

862
01:00:29,929 --> 01:00:30,997
Go on.

863
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,899
Count me out. That's not for me, darling.

864
01:00:32,999 --> 01:00:36,736
Those guys are the most
prestigious archaeologists in the world.

865
01:00:36,836 --> 01:00:40,400
How do you think they'll react
when they set eyes on the lost pharaoh?

866
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:41,841
Go on.

867
01:00:41,908 --> 01:00:43,376
The most important thing:

868
01:00:43,443 --> 01:00:46,746
No matter what happens,
don't let anyone see you move.

869
01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:50,483
Come on, come on!

870
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,752
There's got to be something we're missing.

871
01:00:52,919 --> 01:00:54,854
Okay, guys, we're leaving.

872
01:00:55,288 --> 01:00:59,920
I am gonna make sure
that the whole world knows you're a fraud.

873
01:00:59,859 --> 01:01:02,262
Guys, did anyone order pizza?

874
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,737
Hello, hello, friends! How are you all?

875
01:01:10,904 --> 01:01:12,906
I am a desert bedbug.

876
01:01:12,972 --> 01:01:13,973
Bedouin.

877
01:01:14,741 --> 01:01:15,775
Bedouin.

878
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:20,113
I have been wandering many miles,
accompanied only by my parrot.

879
01:01:22,882 --> 01:01:23,917
My dog.

880
01:01:25,218 --> 01:01:26,820
You're archaeologists.

881
01:01:26,986 --> 01:01:28,788
What an unexpected coincidence.

882
01:01:28,888 --> 01:01:32,292
Perhaps you may be interested
in my great find.

883
01:01:32,359 --> 01:01:34,761
The Queen of the 18th Dynasty,

884
01:01:34,828 --> 01:01:39,232
adviser to Queen Nefertiti,
aunt to Tutankhamun...

885
01:01:39,299 --> 01:01:42,969
Ra Amon Ah!

886
01:01:44,637 --> 01:01:45,705
Ramona?

887
01:01:45,805 --> 01:01:48,641
No, no, no.
Ramona only to her closest friends.

888
01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:51,544
It is Ra Amon Ah. It's got pauses in it.

889
01:01:53,179 --> 01:01:54,848
What do we have here?

890
01:01:57,117 --> 01:01:59,953
Looks like the seal
of the 18th Dynasty, right, guys?

891
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:01,354
-Yeah, sure.
-Mind-blowing!

892
01:02:01,454 --> 01:02:02,655
And look at those ornaments!

893
01:02:09,195 --> 01:02:10,296
Tad?

894
01:02:12,198 --> 01:02:14,000
Sara, what are you doing here?

895
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:16,703
I've been looking
across half the world for you.

896
01:02:16,870 --> 01:02:19,390
Are you okay? Did the curse infect you?

897
01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:23,430
No, it's not me, Sara,
but the curse hit Mummy and Beljeff.

898
01:02:23,309 --> 01:02:26,460
-Beljeff?
-That's a long story.

899
01:02:26,146 --> 01:02:28,982
But look, Sara, with this prism
we'll be able to find...

900
01:02:29,490 --> 01:02:30,483
The Emerald Tablet!

901
01:02:30,984 --> 01:02:32,185
It's a key!

902
01:02:52,706 --> 01:02:54,341
Sara, the map!

903
01:02:57,711 --> 01:02:59,512
There's the Emerald Tablet!

904
01:02:59,579 --> 01:03:01,147
In the Great Pyramid?

905
01:03:01,314 --> 01:03:04,217
Underneath it.
Cheops built it to cover it.

906
01:03:04,317 --> 01:03:07,320
The pyramid isn't a tomb, it's a slab.

907
01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:11,240
Tad, this is an amazing discovery.

908
01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:12,759
It's your discovery.

909
01:03:14,861 --> 01:03:18,498
You're right. This is my discovery.

910
01:03:19,699 --> 01:03:20,767
Tad?

911
01:03:21,534 --> 01:03:24,370
And if you take this jewel of the Nile,

912
01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:26,272
I will gladly throw in a light saber.

913
01:03:26,373 --> 01:03:27,440
Hey!

914
01:03:28,742 --> 01:03:29,876
What's up, guys?

915
01:03:31,444 --> 01:03:33,790
But what are you do...

916
01:03:33,179 --> 01:03:37,500
What are you doing here,
stranger who I do not know at all?

917
01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:39,919
Anyone here
looking for the Emerald Tablet?

918
01:03:41,821 --> 01:03:44,124
You've got some nerve
showing up here, buddy!

919
01:03:44,224 --> 01:03:45,458
Call the cops.

920
01:03:45,658 --> 01:03:47,227
No, guys, wait!

921
01:03:47,293 --> 01:03:49,950
How do you call the cops here? Is it 911?

922
01:03:49,195 --> 01:03:51,640
What? No, that's in the U.S.!

923
01:03:51,131 --> 01:03:53,733
Guys, I found the map. The tablet is real!

924
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,268
But what are you doing?

925
01:03:55,368 --> 01:03:57,404
Hey, who on earth are you?

926
01:04:01,307 --> 01:04:02,842
What's that? Gross!

927
01:04:02,942 --> 01:04:04,978
Hey, show some respect, you little brat.

928
01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:06,846
Hey, who you calling a brat?

929
01:04:06,946 --> 01:04:09,649
Got it. Hello, police?
We have Tad, the terrorist.

930
01:04:09,749 --> 01:04:13,319
I'm a cursed 500-year-old mummy,
so respect your elders.

931
01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:14,454
Stop it!

932
01:04:15,689 --> 01:04:17,223
Tad's telling the truth.

933
01:04:17,290 --> 01:04:19,492
Get in and see for yourselves.

934
01:04:22,996 --> 01:04:25,265
-It's true.
-The map.

935
01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:28,968
Can we get it now? Something's wrong.

936
01:04:29,350 --> 01:04:31,237
Let's move, guys.
We need to get the tablet.

937
01:04:31,304 --> 01:04:34,874
You're not going anywhere, Stones!
You're still a danger to archaeology.

938
01:04:34,974 --> 01:04:36,409
The police are on their way.

939
01:04:36,476 --> 01:04:38,244
But we need to cure my friend.

940
01:04:38,311 --> 01:04:42,150
I'm afraid this is the end of the journey
for all of you.

941
01:04:42,115 --> 01:04:43,183
What?

942
01:04:43,283 --> 01:04:47,687
Your friend will be the first being
of the new world that I shall rule

943
01:04:47,787 --> 01:04:49,856
once I have the Emerald Tablet.

944
01:04:49,956 --> 01:04:52,292
Okay, that's it, Freaktoria.

945
01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:58,798
I shall fill the cities with spirits,
fantastical creatures, spells.

946
01:04:58,865 --> 01:05:01,334
And then all of you shall be the freaks.

947
01:05:01,434 --> 01:05:02,602
Victoria.

948
01:05:02,669 --> 01:05:05,138
It's not her, Sara.
The tablet has possessed her!

949
01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:06,840
-What?
-The piece on the diary.

950
01:05:06,906 --> 01:05:09,642
Nobody will ever laugh at Victoria Moon!

951
01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:10,744
Don't let them escape!

952
01:05:17,717 --> 01:05:18,852
No, no, no!

953
01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:21,540
Help me!

954
01:05:24,391 --> 01:05:27,394
What I wouldn't give
for some scarab beetle hummus.

955
01:05:32,399 --> 01:05:34,534
Ensure they don't get away.

956
01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:41,908
Come on, help me!

957
01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,511
Come on, guys. Brushes, quick!

958
01:05:44,811 --> 01:05:48,181
Brush for dust. Brush for sand.
Brush for rocks.

959
01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:50,684
Enough with the brushes!
Just move the rocks!

960
01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:52,919
-Okay, okay!
-He's so bossy.

961
01:06:03,630 --> 01:06:04,731
Hurry, we're nearly there.

962
01:06:09,302 --> 01:06:10,403
Don't move, Tad.

963
01:06:19,446 --> 01:06:22,549
It's dark, oh, it's so dark...

964
01:06:22,615 --> 01:06:24,284
Please be careful with him.

965
01:06:24,384 --> 01:06:26,886
Well, well, the gang are all here.

966
01:06:26,953 --> 01:06:28,388
This is a big mistake. You have...

967
01:06:28,455 --> 01:06:31,570
Robbing mummies
from the Egyptian government, huh?

968
01:06:31,124 --> 01:06:32,859
Checkmate, Mr. Stones.

969
01:06:32,926 --> 01:06:36,563
Or should I say Alien Stones?

970
01:06:36,629 --> 01:06:37,731
Please, just listen to me.

971
01:06:37,797 --> 01:06:42,435
You thought you'd get away with it,
but you forgot my superior intelligence.

972
01:06:42,535 --> 01:06:45,772
And an anonymous phone call
from this guy that tipped you off.

973
01:06:45,872 --> 01:06:47,700
That, too.

974
01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:48,108
That was us!

975
01:06:48,174 --> 01:06:49,576
Listen, there's a crazy lady

976
01:06:49,642 --> 01:06:51,611
that's gonna cause
the end of the world as we know it!

977
01:06:51,711 --> 01:06:54,280
Silence! Or I'll give you all
the death touch.

978
01:06:54,347 --> 01:06:56,282
Take that mummy to the museum in Athens.

979
01:06:56,349 --> 01:06:58,651
-Cairo.
-Well, that's what I said.

980
01:06:58,752 --> 01:07:00,487
And the rest, lock them all up!

981
01:07:00,587 --> 01:07:02,220
Including that guy in the disguise.

982
01:07:02,722 --> 01:07:04,457
Not this one. He looks nice.

983
01:07:04,557 --> 01:07:06,292
Okay, let's get moving!

984
01:07:07,270 --> 01:07:08,995
They can't arrest us now, Sara.

985
01:07:09,950 --> 01:07:12,298
Don't do anything now, Tad.
Not until we get to explain all this.

986
01:07:12,365 --> 01:07:14,601
Mummy doesn't have that much time left.

987
01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:15,969
Tad!

988
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,305
You have to release us!
The end of the world is nigh!

989
01:07:19,372 --> 01:07:21,141
-Mummy! Let him go!
-Get back over here.

990
01:07:21,207 --> 01:07:23,443
Mummy, I'm gonna save you, you hear me?

991
01:07:23,510 --> 01:07:24,844
I'm gonna save you!

992
01:07:24,944 --> 01:07:26,980
Please, I have to save my friend.

993
01:07:28,982 --> 01:07:30,500
Mummy!

994
01:07:44,698 --> 01:07:48,702
What is it, darling? Haven't you
ever seen a living mummy before?

995
01:07:50,170 --> 01:07:52,500
You're Ra Amon Ah.

996
01:07:52,472 --> 01:07:54,708
Queen of the 18th Dynasty.

997
01:08:00,947 --> 01:08:03,516
I can't breathe.

998
01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:06,190
Sorry.

999
01:08:07,987 --> 01:08:10,156
-My head.
-Tad, are you okay?

1000
01:08:11,224 --> 01:08:13,860
Yeah. What about Mummy?

1001
01:08:15,128 --> 01:08:17,530
He's getting worse and worse.

1002
01:08:22,235 --> 01:08:26,506
Let's move. We have to get out of here
and find the tablet before it's too late.

1003
01:08:27,273 --> 01:08:28,274
No.

1004
01:08:29,743 --> 01:08:30,844
Go without me.

1005
01:08:31,444 --> 01:08:32,512
What?

1006
01:08:33,713 --> 01:08:36,716
I'm not just a danger to archaeology,

1007
01:08:37,183 --> 01:08:39,719
I'm a danger to everyone around me.

1008
01:08:39,819 --> 01:08:41,254
That's not true.

1009
01:08:41,755 --> 01:08:45,859
If I hadn't got obsessed with showing
what a great archaeologist I am,

1010
01:08:46,526 --> 01:08:48,361
we wouldn't even be in this mess.

1011
01:08:50,263 --> 01:08:52,799
I'm only good
for getting people in trouble.

1012
01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:55,635
It's better I stay locked up in here.

1013
01:09:04,210 --> 01:09:05,612
You're...

1014
01:09:13,286 --> 01:09:14,788
You're

1015
01:09:15,221 --> 01:09:16,456
the best

1016
01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:19,426
archaeologist

1017
01:09:19,826 --> 01:09:21,861
in the world.

1018
01:09:23,630 --> 01:09:25,265
You found me.

1019
01:09:34,607 --> 01:09:35,608
Mummy,

1020
01:09:36,643 --> 01:09:38,440
please forgive me.

1021
01:09:38,445 --> 01:09:41,448
Tad, I already did.

1022
01:09:42,682 --> 01:09:44,170
Not for that.

1023
01:09:46,419 --> 01:09:47,620
For this.

1024
01:09:51,658 --> 01:09:53,259
Come on, we have to turn back!

1025
01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:56,162
She's actually gonna
invoke a monster to kick our butts!

1026
01:09:56,262 --> 01:09:58,832
This sounds very weird.
We should interrogate them, Pickle.

1027
01:09:58,932 --> 01:10:00,934
They're trying to
twist your mind, Ramirez.

1028
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,369
Don't buy all that.

1029
01:10:06,506 --> 01:10:07,774
What the...

1030
01:10:22,489 --> 01:10:23,823
Hold on, Mummy!

1031
01:10:24,257 --> 01:10:25,492
Quick, Tad!

1032
01:10:29,329 --> 01:10:30,964
Get in! There's no time!

1033
01:10:32,198 --> 01:10:36,169
They're going to give me
my very own room in the museum at Cairo.

1034
01:10:36,269 --> 01:10:38,738
What? You can't leave us now.

1035
01:10:38,838 --> 01:10:41,875
I've been waiting 3,000 years
for this moment.

1036
01:10:41,975 --> 01:10:43,977
You know how much this means.

1037
01:10:45,512 --> 01:10:47,847
Quickly! You have to cure Mummy.

1038
01:10:51,170 --> 01:10:54,154
Remember, don't let anyone see you move.

1039
01:10:56,923 --> 01:11:00,660
Best of luck, Ra Amon Ah.

1040
01:11:10,203 --> 01:11:13,390
"Freaktoria is nuts.
She's nothing but a freak."

1041
01:11:13,139 --> 01:11:15,508
Well, this freak
is gonna teach them a lesson.

1042
01:11:15,575 --> 01:11:17,510
They're gonna give me
the respect I deserve.

1043
01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:23,249
Ramona said the tablet wants to be found.

1044
01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:25,585
It's using Victoria to come back to life.

1045
01:11:25,685 --> 01:11:28,188
-Where did she go?
-There. Look.

1046
01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:56,216
Yes. Yes!

1047
01:11:56,282 --> 01:11:57,784
Fight it, Victoria!

1048
01:11:57,951 --> 01:11:59,586
The tablet has got inside you.

1049
01:11:59,652 --> 01:12:01,955
I will not let you take it from me!

1050
01:12:02,550 --> 01:12:03,189
No, wait!

1051
01:12:03,289 --> 01:12:04,624
It's mine!

1052
01:12:06,826 --> 01:12:07,827
Victoria!

1053
01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,471
-We did it.
-Let's move on.

1054
01:12:18,938 --> 01:12:21,408
I feel my stomach's
all tangled up with my lungs.

1055
01:12:21,474 --> 01:12:22,809
That's not good, right?

1056
01:12:22,909 --> 01:12:24,778
We should nearly be there by now, Mummy.

1057
01:12:24,844 --> 01:12:26,446
This doesn't seem too...

1058
01:12:26,913 --> 01:12:28,140
...big.

1059
01:12:33,753 --> 01:12:35,689
How are we gonna find the tablet?

1060
01:12:37,757 --> 01:12:38,825
It's there.

1061
01:12:45,598 --> 01:12:47,000
I see a bright light.

1062
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:50,136
Game over. Look after Antonio for me.

1063
01:12:50,303 --> 01:12:51,504
Hold on, buddy.

1064
01:12:55,642 --> 01:12:57,477
Tad, there. The altar.

1065
01:12:57,577 --> 01:12:59,779
-Finally, Mummy.
-Yay.

1066
01:13:05,151 --> 01:13:06,820
It's not here!

1067
01:13:06,886 --> 01:13:08,722
Looking for something?

1068
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:14,127
This tablet was last used 4,000 years ago.

1069
01:13:16,429 --> 01:13:20,660
Today, at long last, it's free once more.

1070
01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:21,534
Victoria!

1071
01:13:24,437 --> 01:13:26,720
That's very cool.

1072
01:13:26,673 --> 01:13:31,678
Come forth into the light,
beings from the underworld!

1073
01:13:36,783 --> 01:13:38,885
Please, we need to cure our friend.

1074
01:13:38,985 --> 01:13:41,187
He's not your friend anymore.

1075
01:13:41,988 --> 01:13:45,191
Complete your transformation!

1076
01:14:02,475 --> 01:14:03,476
Mummy!

1077
01:14:03,677 --> 01:14:05,780
Finish them!

1078
01:14:05,879 --> 01:14:09,649
Buddy. Buddy! It's me, Tad,
your favorite archaeologist!

1079
01:14:27,567 --> 01:14:29,736
He's out of control! What do we do?

1080
01:14:29,836 --> 01:14:31,671
We can't help him without the tablet.

1081
01:14:38,144 --> 01:14:39,746
Come to me,

1082
01:14:39,846 --> 01:14:42,982
monsters of the underworld.

1083
01:14:53,426 --> 01:14:55,610
What's up, plebeians?

1084
01:14:55,128 --> 01:14:56,296
Ramona!

1085
01:14:56,396 --> 01:14:58,865
Here, doggy, look what I've got!

1086
01:14:59,299 --> 01:15:00,967
Come here, big guy.

1087
01:15:01,134 --> 01:15:02,135
Fetch!

1088
01:15:05,939 --> 01:15:08,341
No, not me! The chicken!

1089
01:15:09,242 --> 01:15:10,744
Quick, Ramona, run!

1090
01:15:13,130 --> 01:15:14,140
She's not gonna make it.

1091
01:15:15,749 --> 01:15:16,816
Help me, Sara!

1092
01:15:40,373 --> 01:15:41,374
No!

1093
01:15:41,474 --> 01:15:43,810
-Victoria.
-What... What happened?

1094
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:49,616
Beljeff, no!

1095
01:15:51,518 --> 01:15:53,687
Easy now, boy. Easy.

1096
01:15:54,954 --> 01:15:57,757
Now he's gonna eat me!
Now he's gonna eat me!

1097
01:16:04,931 --> 01:16:06,399
No!

1098
01:16:11,171 --> 01:16:13,807
Mummy!

1099
01:16:21,948 --> 01:16:24,417
No!

1100
01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:47,540
Yes, we're just coming in now.

1101
01:16:47,607 --> 01:16:50,243
It's just that Tad
took two hours getting ready.

1102
01:16:50,710 --> 01:16:53,790
Sorry, I thought it was black tie.

1103
01:16:53,179 --> 01:16:56,583
Relax. Today is your day,
and you should just enjoy it.

1104
01:16:56,683 --> 01:16:59,152
Hey, who's this fine gentleman?

1105
01:16:59,219 --> 01:17:01,621
Come on, don't be silly. Is Sara here yet?

1106
01:17:01,721 --> 01:17:03,560
Come on, we're up.

1107
01:17:03,156 --> 01:17:05,258
-See you out there, buddy.
-Let's start by giving a very warm welcome

1108
01:17:05,358 --> 01:17:06,726
to the rest of the team.

1109
01:17:10,764 --> 01:17:11,765
Breathe, Tad.

1110
01:17:11,865 --> 01:17:15,702
This time you've actually done it,
for the whole world to see.

1111
01:17:18,304 --> 01:17:23,777
My friends, this discovery will change
the course of archaeology forever.

1112
01:17:24,210 --> 01:17:26,413
The fact that we are here today

1113
01:17:26,446 --> 01:17:29,482
is all down to someone
who never lost hope.

1114
01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:33,887
I might even say
he's the best archaeologist I know.

1115
01:17:35,188 --> 01:17:38,491
That is why I would like you all
to give a big round of applause

1116
01:17:38,591 --> 01:17:40,560
to the newest member of our team:

1117
01:17:40,627 --> 01:17:43,430
Dr. Tad Stones!

1118
01:17:49,969 --> 01:17:51,571
You did it, man.

1119
01:17:58,144 --> 01:17:59,145
I...

1120
01:18:05,485 --> 01:18:07,320
Tad, are you okay?

1121
01:18:08,121 --> 01:18:09,155
Guys,

1122
01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:11,491
where's Sara? And Ramona?

1123
01:18:11,925 --> 01:18:14,928
Don't worry about them now.
You're with us, buddy.

1124
01:18:16,963 --> 01:18:19,132
Where's Mummy?

1125
01:18:19,899 --> 01:18:20,900
Mummy?

1126
01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:24,371
Tad, Mummy fell into the abyss.

1127
01:18:24,471 --> 01:18:26,106
He's gone.

1128
01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:30,310
This isn't right.

1129
01:18:31,478 --> 01:18:32,645
This isn't right.

1130
01:18:33,246 --> 01:18:34,314
This isn't right.

1131
01:18:37,350 --> 01:18:41,388
This isn't right, this isn't right,
this isn't right!

1132
01:18:45,258 --> 01:18:47,127
But why isn't he doing anything?

1133
01:18:47,193 --> 01:18:49,562
The tablet poisons your deepest desires.

1134
01:18:49,662 --> 01:18:50,997
It's taking hold of him.

1135
01:18:52,799 --> 01:18:54,200
Fight, Tad!

1136
01:19:00,974 --> 01:19:03,430
Get out of my head!

1137
01:19:39,879 --> 01:19:41,548
Hey, buddy.

1138
01:19:42,382 --> 01:19:43,483
Hey, friend.

1139
01:19:47,187 --> 01:19:49,589
Jeff, pal, you're cured!

1140
01:19:55,795 --> 01:19:56,896
Let's get out of here.

1141
01:20:04,938 --> 01:20:06,940
-We got to run, right?
-Yep.

1142
01:20:28,928 --> 01:20:30,997
Cool! Hey, look. Quick, quick!

1143
01:20:31,970 --> 01:20:32,632
Somebody get a photo, come on.

1144
01:20:32,732 --> 01:20:36,690
This one's gonna be a huge hit
with my Instazammers.

1145
01:20:36,136 --> 01:20:38,905
Okay, okay, I get it. I'll stop it now.

1146
01:20:39,739 --> 01:20:40,740
What?

1147
01:20:43,810 --> 01:20:47,814
Sara, I don't know how to apologize.
I didn't...

1148
01:20:52,252 --> 01:20:54,220
Oh, how I miss my soldiers.

1149
01:20:54,287 --> 01:20:56,489
They all worshipped me whenever I wanted.

1150
01:20:59,793 --> 01:21:01,428
Stones!

1151
01:21:03,290 --> 01:21:04,970
Halt!

1152
01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:05,965
Start getting the cuffs on!

1153
01:21:06,399 --> 01:21:09,569
Take me, but please leave my friends.
They haven't done anything.

1154
01:21:09,636 --> 01:21:11,604
Not a word, Stones. You're under arre...

1155
01:21:11,671 --> 01:21:13,606
Free. You're free to go.

1156
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:15,342
-What?
-What?

1157
01:21:15,642 --> 01:21:17,243
Your colleagues explained it all.

1158
01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:19,846
The sarcophagus, the curse, the mummies.

1159
01:21:20,513 --> 01:21:22,782
-Where's the tablet?
-Destroyed.

1160
01:21:22,849 --> 01:21:25,518
Perfect. That object
was far too dangerous.

1161
01:21:25,618 --> 01:21:28,455
Promise me you'll never
breathe a word of this.

1162
01:21:31,424 --> 01:21:32,425
I promise.

1163
01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:35,829
No way! I'm in charge here,

1164
01:21:35,895 --> 01:21:38,310
and that man
is an international terrorist!

1165
01:21:38,131 --> 01:21:41,334
{\an8}Tad Stones, you are under arrest
in the name of the government of...

1166
01:21:44,738 --> 01:21:46,606
Death touch. Never fails.

1167
01:21:46,706 --> 01:21:47,874
Hey, Stones!

1168
01:21:48,308 --> 01:21:50,810
We still have to find
the treasure of King Pakal.

1169
01:21:50,877 --> 01:21:53,713
-What do you say? Are you in?
-Yeah, come on, buddy.

1170
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:57,484
Thanks, guys,
but I've got plans with my team.

1171
01:21:58,651 --> 01:22:01,488
Look after them. They're a great team.

1172
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:08,940
I don't get why you didn't stay.

1173
01:22:08,194 --> 01:22:10,997
It was your opportunity
to be showcased in a museum.

1174
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,867
I know, darling,
it's where a goddess like me should be.

1175
01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:17,837
But who wants to be locked up again?
Now I want to see the world!

1176
01:22:17,904 --> 01:22:19,673
Yeah! That's my Ramona.

1177
01:22:19,739 --> 01:22:23,109
I can't believe my eyes!
Two living mummies!

1178
01:22:23,209 --> 01:22:26,120
You say "mummy,"
but he's nothing but a sack of bones.

1179
01:22:26,790 --> 01:22:28,381
And rancid bandages, I know, I know.

1180
01:22:29,416 --> 01:22:33,753
But the most distinguished sack of bones
I have ever laid eyes on.

1181
01:22:34,954 --> 01:22:38,692
The Inca and Egyptian culture
together after thousands of years.

1182
01:22:38,758 --> 01:22:40,293
You should be proud of yourselves.

1183
01:22:40,393 --> 01:22:43,396
But the big lesson about this adventure
isn't who we are,

1184
01:22:43,496 --> 01:22:44,764
but who we've shared it with.

1185
01:22:44,864 --> 01:22:48,680
And I've shared it
with my very best friend in the world!

1186
01:22:48,134 --> 01:22:51,370
My buddy, my colleague,
my bro, my pal, my...

1187
01:22:51,104 --> 01:22:53,506
Okay, okay, thanks, Mummy.
We get the idea.

1188
01:22:53,573 --> 01:22:57,310
I don't know what I'd do without you,
Chicken! Right, buddy?

1189
01:23:01,514 --> 01:23:03,116
Chicken!