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Oh, mans. It's glorious!

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Watching TV will never be the same.

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Can you believe someone was just
throwing this beauty away?

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I mean this baby's got it all!

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That pristine wood foam laminate.

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Brackets for CDs, DVDs, cassettes,

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all kinds of obsolete physical media.

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A family of marmots
living in a stereo drawer.

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And do not forget the shelving
for all of our many books.

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Ain't no thang.

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We just got to find something
to wedge under its.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Think harder, genius.

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Yo, this little squidgy will do.

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Nice work! Now to see what's on.

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Hello, Titans!

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Control Freak?

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What madness
do you have in store this time?

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You gonna turn us into claymation?

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Make us hawk food processors

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in some tacky three-camera infomercial?

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Twist us into
a gritty live-action series

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targeted at adult audiences?

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That's been done. So gritty.

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Oh, weren't you clods paying attention
to the opening credits?

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In our defense, we were getting
this thing up the stairs.

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This is your...

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Super Hero Team Crossover Event!

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You mean like another movie?

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Uh, did I say, movie?

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Not a crossover.
That's when a lame show

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tries to glom onto a cooler one in order
to boost their popularity.

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- Oh, no! Are we's being canceled?
- One can only hope.

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Everyone knows a good crossover
has to have

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some epic threat that brings the heroes
from two worlds together.

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And epic threats just aren't our thing.

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Who said this was
a good crossover, huh?

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He means business, Titans.

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We'd better play along.

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Robin, please, what are you doing?

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In superhero crossovers,

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each team is introduced
in an action set piece,

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you know, to remind the audience
how awesome the heroes are

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even before they meet
their counterparts.

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Quick, everybody, do something action-y,
before they cut away to the other h...

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The superhero girls?

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But our plan for this heist
was purr-fect.

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Oh, oh, sorry, Mittens.

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No matter how "purr-fect" your plan is,

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our captain is always
gonna have a perfecter one.

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I'm flattered. But it is a team effort.

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Peek-a-boo!

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I whomp you!

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- Zatanna!
- I got her!

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That's my friend, Harleen.

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Oh, you care about
your friends now, Babs?

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I do, when they're not supervillains.

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Oh, don't be so dramatic.

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Zee, are you okay?

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Wha... Oh, yeah. Totally.

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How are you?

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One of these days, we're going to crush
you jerks! And...

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Wait. What's this?

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Ah, who cares what it is.
It's bustin' us free!

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So long, clowns!

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Let me guess.
Creepy purple cloud got 'em?

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Exactly. How did you know?

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Same thing happened to me last week
when I took Solomon Grundy down.

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And when I was pounding on the Riddler.

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Yesterday, I stopped
both Toyman and Cheetah.

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- Each time...
- gone.

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Uh... Oh, nothing happened
to the bad guys I caught this week.

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Of course, I didn't catch any bad guys,

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but I did help my neighbor
find his lost cat.

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Sounds like we have a mystery to solve.

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Babs, I think what you meant to say
is, "we" have a mystery to solve.

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Boys, there's no need to compete.

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Now! Go!

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We'll let you know

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where the bad guys went
after we find 'em!

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I know what
you're asking yourselves.

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What would a multi-billionaire like me

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want with such an eclectic group of...

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you?

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This Hall of Doom
must've cost you a mint.

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You think you could afford a decent
hand-dryer in the ladies room?

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Ew, real fur?

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What are you, like, an actual cat?

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Hey, Selina, eat your heart out.

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What if I told you I hold the power
to get rid of every superhero?

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While searching through
the remains of Krypton,

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my space probe came across
The Amulet of Cythonna.

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This device uses an ancient science
even I have yet to understand.

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But its power is undeniable.

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Power? Luthor no find trinket in space.

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Luthor find trinket in cereal box.

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If it weren't for this, Chuckles,
you'd be in jail now.

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But if you are still not convinced...

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- Uh, where'd he go?
- They call it the Phantom Zone.

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But you can think of it as our own
personal superhero dumping ground.

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If you have that,
why do you need us?

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Someone's gotta lure all those heroes
into our little trap.

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These are the spots
the mist was seen.

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Hmm. I don't see a pattern.

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But if you squint just right,
it kind of looks like a puppy.

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Come on, Babs. We have to ke...

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- Aw...
- Guys, check this out.

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See something in your armor-cam video?

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Not see, hear.

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- Just listen.
- Cythonna.

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Uh, is it saying, cellphones?

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- Sounds more like "syphon oats."
- She's saying Cythonna.

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But that's impossible.

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What is Cythonna?

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Well, not what. Who.

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I mean, even a planet of science dorks
like Krypton had its mythology,

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and Cythonna was the goddess
of darkness, blight, and suffering.

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Yeesh. Bet she was a blast at parties.

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Story goes, she ran the show
on Krypton for centuries,

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which was pretty much a hot heap
of stink for all concerned,

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until, one day, her kid brother, Rao,
god of sun and other stuff,

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trapped her in an amulet
and chucked her into space.

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So while kids here are told to wish upon
a shooting star,

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we were told to behave, it could be
Cythonna coming to get you.

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And did you believe that?

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What? No! No. I'm from Krypton.

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No one believed in ancient
yet terrifying myths like that.

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So, yeah, let's just talk about
something else, all right?

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Did I hear there's a map
that looks like a puppy?

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'Sup nerds? Mind if we play?

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Hey, Giganta! You're not gonna
disappear this time.

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Oh, we ain't disappearing. You are!

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Huh?

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That's what happens to any superhero

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dumb enough to face the Legion of Doom!

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Ooh.

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Hmph!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, this is terrible!

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- Chin up, Garth. We're not done yet.
- No!

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Mr. Goodberry's cat got out again!

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Hey, half-pint, you calling to say you
guys give up looking for the bad guys?

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00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,137
No, we found them,
and it's not great.

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Wait. Garth, are you okay? Talk to me.

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They've teamed up, and we think they got
Ollie, Hal, and Barry too.

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They call themselves the Legacy of Doom!

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It's the Legion of Doom, Garth.

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Really?

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I could swear Livewire said...

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Guys, prioritize details. Where are you?

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The park! Hurry!

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I can't... hold...

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Team, to the park.

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Any sign of them? Oh, no.

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Hawkman's mace.

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- You don't think...
- Hey, what's that?

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It looks Kryptonian,
or maybe ancient Kryptonian,

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because I can only make out

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a few of the... the words.

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Oh. Oh, that's not good.

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What? What does it say?

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I think this thing sent our friends
to the Phantom Zone.

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You mean that creepy limbo dimension?

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But we saw what it took
to open a portal.

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How can one little ball...

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Cythonna. I'm not sure
what the rest of this says,

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but I know this says Cythonna.

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Clearly, whatever we're up against

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is far more formidable
than we anticipated.

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We will need a plan.

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How's this for a plan?

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Find the jerks who are using stuff
from my dead homeworld

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to hurt our friends and,
formidable or not, take 'em down.

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But how do we find this Legion of Doom?

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BT dubs, very cool name.
Makes you wish

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we put a little more effort
into Super Hero Girls.

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I got a hunch this little guy
might be our biggest clue.

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Kara, where are you going?

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To see a translator.

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Legion of Doom? That's rich.

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Quit it. I think they used
Kryptonian magic

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to send my friends to the Phantom Zone.

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00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,838
See, this says Cythonna.

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Your Kryptonian is awful.

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This doesn't say Cythonna.

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And even if it did, hello, there's no
such thing as Kryptonian magic.

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- Cythonna is a fairy tale.
- You think this is a joke?

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I'm sure your buddies are probably
just off goofing around somewhere.

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"Goofing around"?

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Remember when you couldn't
find that one kid for two days

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because he locked himself
in a port-a-pooper?

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Garth was only locked inside one day.

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He spent the second day in the shower.

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Look, Kara. This has been fun.
But if I thought for a second

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your pals were in danger
or someone got a hold

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of a Kryptonian weapon,
believe me, I'd be all over it.

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Hmph!

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She knows about the Phantom Zone.

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Still no guesses?

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00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:10,957
I'll give you a hint.

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It's not bigger than a breadbox.

202
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,596
Anyone?

203
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,632
Okay. One more hint.

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It's not smaller than a breadbox either.

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00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,573
Hal, I ran an hour out
in all directions.

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00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,640
Nothing?

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00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:31,244
Argh! And my ring still can't seem
to penetrate this darkness.

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00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,312
I hate to say this.

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- We're stuck here.
- Give up?

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It is a breadbox! Gotcha!

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I failed.

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00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,000
- I am sorry, Mother.
- Sorry?

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00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,337
"Sorry" will not shield you
from a vengeful enemy.

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Nor will it shield those who follow you.

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00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,445
Worried about the Legion of Doom?

216
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,215
Why? Are you concerned
a miscalculation in my leadership

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00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,451
against this unknown evil
may bring you harm?

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00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:15,221
Do you not realize I love you all
too much to allow that to happen?

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Zeus as my witness,
Barbara Gordon,

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that will not happen!

221
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,994
Uh, thanks, D. I love you too.

222
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:25,865
No, I was actually thinking about
the Legion because of Harleen.

223
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,350
I thought, since we found out
each other's secret, she'd,

224
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- you know...
- Change her ways.

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00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,973
I know Harleen, Diana. She's not evil.

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00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,344
It is heartbreaking, but you do realize
that, for months,

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Harley Quinn has held a supervillain's
deadliest weapon.

228
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,349
A heat-seeking poison-tipped scimitar?

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Your secret identity.

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She knows who you are, and yet,
has done nothing about it.

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00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,858
You're right. So, I guess there is hope.

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00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:57,397
Well, Super-jerk blew me off.

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00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,232
They still don't know.

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00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,680
He would not help translate that sphere?

235
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:05,500
Hmm. If only we had an ancient
Kryptonian-to-English dictionary

236
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:06,439
lying around, huh?

237
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:11,770
Actually, I know where we could find
something way better than a dictionary.

238
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,182
My heat spell
maybe keeping me warm,

239
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,252
but this drastic climate change
is going to be murder on my hair.

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00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,755
Okay, Zee.
Don't worry. Not much farther.

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00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,524
- Not much farther to what?
- That!

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00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,977
- Are you sure it's okay we're here?
- Totally not. No.

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00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,413
That's why he calls it
his Fortress of Solitude,

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00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,480
and not, I don't know, a...

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00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,783
The Buddy Bunker?
Friendship Depot?

246
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,718
Ooh. Kal-El's House of ha-has.

247
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,253
Stop right there.

248
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,825
Oh, we're in so much trouble.

249
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,393
Stop right there.

250
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,464
Stop right there.

251
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,299
Stop right there.

252
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,771
Kara, how many last sons
did Krypton actually have?

253
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,441
Relax, these are
just his dumb robot guards.

254
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,242
Hey, they're tall, tan, and gruesome.

255
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,945
It's cousin Kara. I... Ow!

256
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,981
Huh? This one must have
a loose circuit or something.

257
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:23,817
Just gonna take a quick look-see.

258
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,957
Okay. Which one of you
glorified coffee makers is next?

259
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,722
Ha-ha.

260
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,896
Hmph! Gotta say, not impressed.

261
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,732
- Where is Supergirl?
- She's over here, gang.

262
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,669
Good news, she got what we came for.

263
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,171
Ta-daa! Told you we'd be in and out.

264
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,573
You sure did. In fact, you can say

265
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:23,510
you were a-head of the game.

266
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,579
Oh, you're so funny.
Oh, you're so funny.

267
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,381
Guys, guys, I'm doing a...

268
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,482
talking as both of us...

269
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,892
So, Kara, what's in that case, anyway?

270
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,529
This is Krypton's
entire wealth of knowledge.

271
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,650
It'll give us the true poop
on Cythonna and her amulet.

272
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,566
Wow.

273
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:50,236
A complete culture stored
in just a handful of crystals.

274
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:53,840
Oh, yeah.
Kryptonians loved their crystals.

275
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,420
These babies hold all kinds of things.

276
00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,746
Funny.

277
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,781
I don't recall inviting guests.

278
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,452
Another robot? I got this one.

279
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,553
Batgirl, wait!

280
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,220
Ow!

281
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:10,256
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

282
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,250
He's real, he's real,
he's real, he's real!

283
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,861
Put the crystals back, Kara.

284
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,798
No way. Listen, Clark, I know
you don't believe me,

285
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,900
but there is a huge threat.

286
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,137
- I do believe you.
- Don't interrupt me!

287
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,439
- Wait. Wha...
- You're right.

288
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,642
In fact, I already knew Lex Luthor
is behind the Legion of Doom,

289
00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:31,711
and that they're sending heroes
to the Phantom Zone

290
00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:34,914
- using a Kryptonian device.
- The Amulet of Cythonna.

291
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:38,818
Wait, so, if you knew all of this,
why did you blow me off at your place?

292
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,654
Because I also knew
you're out of your league.

293
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:43,957
Luthor is not to be trifled with.

294
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:45,825
We've taken him down before.

295
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,395
Not with a deadly weapon
like this, you haven't.

296
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,331
I know Luthor. This time,
he's playing for keeps.

297
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,732
What are you saying?

298
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,167
What kind of hero would I be

299
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,136
if I let a bunch of kids
walk off to their doom?

300
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,406
Thanks, Dad.

301
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,675
You think you could stop us on your own?

302
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,311
Yeah, I do. But even if I couldn't...

303
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,962
the Justice League could.

304
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,933
The Justice League?
Another cool name!

305
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,636
Yeah, I wanted to call ourselves
the Super Friends, man.

306
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:31,104
But I got out-voted.

307
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,806
So unfair.

308
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,810
I mean, we appreciate
the concern, gentlemen,

309
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,312
but we are more than capable
of handling ourselves.

310
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,182
Yeah, Jon, you helped train me on Oa.

311
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,850
I was the top of my class.

312
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,152
Sorry, rookie.
Pacifism won't cut it this time.

313
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,821
Punches have got to be thrown.

314
00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:50,190
This is just dumb.

315
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,958
Batman, buddy.

316
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,127
Tell these guys how we saved Gotham.

317
00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:55,895
Not this time.

318
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,831
What do you mean, not this time.

319
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,300
The league already has a plan.

320
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,168
Frankly, you'd only be
getting in the way.

321
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,371
Our friends are the ones in trouble.

322
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:09,900
So, if we're in your way,
go ahead and move us.

323
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,924
Diamagnetic repulsor. So cool.

324
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,563
I may not be swinging fists,

325
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,932
but I have no problem
restraining you in one.

326
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,534
I'm gonna disagree,

327
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,503
and say you have a pretty big problem.

328
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,274
So, uh,

329
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,575
shouldn't we be fighting?

330
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,277
Feel like we're just kinda
standing here.

331
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,246
Oh, I don't care.

332
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,514
I'm up for whatever.

333
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,715
What do you feel like?

334
00:20:51,885 --> 00:20:53,530
Kara, stay down.

335
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,221
Can't you see
I'm trying to protect you?

336
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,920
Do we look like we need protecting?

337
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,467
Enough!

338
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,390
Woohoo, you guys are in trouble now.

339
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,441
Superman,

340
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,608
you say you have a plan

341
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,877
stop the Legion of Doom
and free our friends?

342
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,450
Yes.

343
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,380
What about Cythonna?

344
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,482
There is no Cythonna, Kara.

345
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,510
The ancient science
that amulet uses may be deadly.

346
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,453
But it's just another weapon.

347
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,890
Once it's out of the wrong
hands, it's harmless.

348
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,924
And you are confident in your plan?

349
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:31,991
What do you think?

350
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,234
We shall defer to the Justice League.

351
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,443
Are you kidding me?

352
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,650
Ooh! I can't wait till those.

353
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,452
Super Hero Girls show their faces.

354
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,989
And we send them to limbo for eternity.

355
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,528
Yeah, but since it's eternity,

356
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,629
we got time.

357
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,464
I mean, it's not like
we have to send them

358
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,832
to limbo today.

359
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,709
You must be so proud.

360
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,611
As their confidence grows,

361
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,212
so does their malevolence.

362
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,982
Have you forgotten, Cythonna?

363
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,451
You are a silent partner.

364
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,955
Of course not. I appear to only you,
in this astral form.

365
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:38,458
Albeit, weakly,

366
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,660
for, as you know,

367
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,295
my powers are limited

368
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,730
while I remain trapped

369
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:47,330
within this cursed prison forever.

370
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,535
It's not all bad.

371
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:49,569
Possessing your prison

372
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,738
grants me access to that limited power.

373
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:52,939
In return,

374
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:54,207
I only ask...

375
00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:55,475
Oh, I know what you want.

376
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,377
And perhaps once I,
Lex Luther, am victorious,

377
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,578
I will indulge you.

378
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:00,580
If I'm in a good mood.

379
00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:04,317
You haven't begun to know what I want.

380
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,589
We're gonna defer to the league?

381
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:10,757
Okay, I'll admit,

382
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,258
I don't know what defer means,

383
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:13,793
but I'm pretty sure you told him,

384
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:15,280
we just roll over.

385
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:18,498
Since when do we back down from a fight?

386
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,867
- Are you afraid...
- I am an Amazon!

387
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,502
I fear no fight.

388
00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:24,971
Kara,

389
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:27,841
your will is the strongest
of any warrior I have known.

390
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,176
And while that is part
of what makes you so mighty,

391
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,120
it can also make you vulnerable

392
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,780
when you allow it to become
bullheadedness.

393
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,715
This brings me no pleasure either.

394
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,751
But you chose me as your leader,

395
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,386
not to make popular decisions.

396
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,520
But the tough ones.

397
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,756
And what if the League
blows it? Then what, huh?

398
00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:45,859
We left our only clue to stopping
anything at the North Pole.

399
00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:55,402
Ugh.

400
00:23:57,237 --> 00:23:58,710
Say, Kara,

401
00:23:58,171 --> 00:24:01,700
what was that about leaving
our only clue at the North Pole?

402
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:04,770
You swiped my cousin's data crystals.

403
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,185
Bet your friends
are mad at you, huh?

404
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:14,354
Superman?

405
00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:15,722
This was from you?

406
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:16,956
From him, actually.

407
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:20,393
Join you!

408
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,796
I am sorry, but I already belong
to a team.

409
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,397
A team you dismissed!

410
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,965
Look, I don't know you well,

411
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,467
but I do know you'd never back down

412
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,690
from a fight against evil.

413
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,637
The only reason you stepped aside

414
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:31,771
was to protect them.

415
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,606
Because, at the end of the day,

416
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,750
they are just kids.

417
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:39,450
And how exactly am I different, Batman?

418
00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:44,718
You're no kid.

419
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:46,920
You got more combat expertise
than any of us.

420
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:49,389
I have sworn to protect this world.

421
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,424
And to stand up to any threat.

422
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:52,792
But...

423
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,462
But you're worried about
dissing your friends?

424
00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:56,963
This is bigger than that, Diana.

425
00:24:57,130 --> 00:24:57,997
If Luthor wins,

426
00:24:58,980 --> 00:24:59,966
a lot more than feelings
are gonna get hurt.

427
00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:05,638
My precious son,

428
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,700
Kal-El.

429
00:25:07,107 --> 00:25:09,750
There is much you must know

430
00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:10,777
about ancient Krypton.

431
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:12,512
Uh, Kara,

432
00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:14,781
I know this is like a piece
from your lost planet.

433
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,751
So, please don't take this
the wrong way, but, snore.

434
00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:19,686
Zee, don't be rude!

435
00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:23,123
But can we just skip
to the part about the amulet?

436
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:27,360
And for such
a technologically-advanced society,

437
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:31,297
our home media playback systems
were surprisingly awful.

438
00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:35,635
Then deglaze the pan
before adding the mushrooms.

439
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,171
Cremini mushrooms
of planet Earth should be good.

440
00:25:39,390 --> 00:25:41,307
You mean we gotta sit through
all of these?

441
00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:42,542
That'll take days.

442
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:43,943
Not if I can get my data

443
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,245
interface device up and running.

444
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,213
I'll be able to download
everything in seconds.

445
00:25:47,514 --> 00:25:48,815
But if not, then, yes.

446
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,150
It will take days.

447
00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:53,453
Uh. Isn't there at least a fast forward?

448
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,691
Ugh, we weren't cave people, Barbara.

449
00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:04,164
My sweet, beloved, cherished Kal-El.

450
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,866
Uh. And I thought my dad was mushy.

451
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,970
My role as Krypton's
lead ancient historian

452
00:26:11,204 --> 00:26:14,474
is just as important
as my role as lead scientist.

453
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:18,378
My role as lead economic advisor...

454
00:26:19,512 --> 00:26:21,481
Lead municipality specialist...

455
00:26:22,482 --> 00:26:24,170
Lead flash fryer and tomato slicer

456
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:25,885
at Krypton's number one
fast food chain...

457
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:26,986
Here it is.

458
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,230
Long believed to be merely a relic

459
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:31,491
from a lost science,

460
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:34,940
the Amulet of Cythonna is, in fact,

461
00:26:34,494 --> 00:26:36,290
something far more sinister.

462
00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:38,932
For as impossible as it may seem,

463
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,500
the crystal within

464
00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:42,235
does, in fact, contain

465
00:26:42,569 --> 00:26:45,939
the essence of the Goddess of Darkness.

466
00:26:46,506 --> 00:26:47,507
Wait...

467
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,275
The actual goddess?

468
00:26:49,376 --> 00:26:50,377
For eons,

469
00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:51,845
the imprisoned Cythonna

470
00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:53,513
has floated through the cosmos,

471
00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:55,348
in search of the one thing

472
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,500
that may free her.

473
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,118
Evil!

474
00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,520
She feeds on the souls

475
00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:01,688
of the wicked.

476
00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:03,523
Like Luthor and the Legion of Doom.

477
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,393
The souls will become her servants

478
00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:07,627
and, in turn,

479
00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:10,730
create more evil for her to devour.

480
00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:12,866
Ooh, I get it.

481
00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,267
Luthor isn't using Cythonna.

482
00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:15,802
She's using him.

483
00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:17,537
That's actually way worse.

484
00:27:17,604 --> 00:27:19,572
Once she has become strong enough,

485
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,308
she will free herself from her prison.

486
00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:23,476
She will assume

487
00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:25,879
a new Kryptonian vessel

488
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,914
and reclaim the universe

489
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:29,382
as her dominion.

490
00:27:31,551 --> 00:27:34,554
The League has totally underestimated
what they're up against.

491
00:27:35,622 --> 00:27:37,624
We have to warn Aquaman.

492
00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:38,958
I mean, the League.

493
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,160
We have to warn the League.

494
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,561
I'll call Diana.

495
00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:43,960
Kara, what do you think

496
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:45,632
your uncle meant by
"a new Kryptonian vessel"?

497
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:47,400
I don't know.

498
00:27:47,634 --> 00:27:49,703
Well, I guess we could listen
to some more of my uncle...

499
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,171
- I was just curious.
- No way.

500
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:52,572
Guys.

501
00:27:52,639 --> 00:27:53,840
Diana's not answering.

502
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:57,944
Hey, what's going on?

503
00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,130
I thought this was
supposed to be a crossover.

504
00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,448
Not that I'm complaining,

505
00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:03,583
but we haven't done anything here.

506
00:28:03,650 --> 00:28:05,418
While I am enjoying the escapades

507
00:28:05,485 --> 00:28:07,987
of the heroes
that are both girls and super,

508
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,791
I do not see any evidence
of the crossing or the over.

509
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:14,427
Yeah, and what's the big deal
about this crossover anyway?

510
00:28:14,494 --> 00:28:16,996
We already met the Super Hero Girls
a bunch of times.

511
00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:19,990
Youse were even there
one time, you remembers?

512
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,101
That was on your show, you clowns.

513
00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:24,170
And while your show plays fast
and loose with internal logic,

514
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:25,939
throws continuity out its window,

515
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,109
and chooses poop jokes
over actual story,

516
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:32,345
their show maintains
a coherent, cohesive narrative.

517
00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:34,981
Yeah, but how are their ratings?

518
00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:38,151
- Meh.
- Wait a minute.

519
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:39,219
That's it.

520
00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:41,454
We're not glomming onto
their popularity.

521
00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:42,989
They're glomming on to ours.

522
00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:46,126
I's, I's don't knows what to says.

523
00:28:46,359 --> 00:28:47,460
I feel so,

524
00:28:47,694 --> 00:28:49,362
so used right now.

525
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:50,864
Indeed.

526
00:28:50,964 --> 00:28:52,832
Much like the bauble
that Beast Boy for used

527
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,334
for the propping up of the TV.

528
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:56,569
I too am feeling wedged into something,

529
00:28:56,670 --> 00:28:58,238
to which I do not belong.

530
00:28:58,338 --> 00:29:01,341
With the assigned, expressed
purpose of holding it up.

531
00:29:02,342 --> 00:29:04,210
This stinks, Control Freak.

532
00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,912
Oh, come now, Robin.

533
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,113
I thought you'd be flattered

534
00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:08,715
by how much they think of your funny,

535
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:10,984
action-packed, popular show.

536
00:29:11,510 --> 00:29:13,253
Oh. Well, you flatter us.

537
00:29:13,353 --> 00:29:15,880
It is pretty... Hey!

538
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,923
You can't blow me off with compliments.

539
00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:19,159
Yeah. I mean, if you don't
give us this event,

540
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:20,593
at least you can give us something.

541
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:21,928
Like a song, yo.

542
00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:23,263
Break it down, Cy.

543
00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:27,330
You say you got us
In this crossover thang.

544
00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:30,603
But this ain't how it's supposed to go.

545
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:32,872
It ain't supposed to be like this, y'all.

546
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:36,760
Where's the part where we
Meet the other team.

547
00:29:36,176 --> 00:29:38,110
And then laughing.

548
00:29:38,678 --> 00:29:40,413
And the dumb misunderstandings.

549
00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:43,350
- That bring us to blows.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.

550
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:45,785
- Don't crossover my heart.
- Don't do it.

551
00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:48,880
Don't crossover my heart.

552
00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:49,956
We must find the compare and contrast.

553
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,726
-To our counterparts -Yeah.

554
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:55,261
Don't forget the obligatory romance.

555
00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:57,464
- Between two crossed hearts.
- Don't push it, Rob.

556
00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:00,133
Don't crossover my heart.

557
00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,350
Don't crossover.

558
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:03,103
Stop!

559
00:30:03,703 --> 00:30:05,972
And you wonder why you're not
featured in this event more.

560
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:13,980
My trap has been set.

561
00:30:14,614 --> 00:30:16,616
Any remaining heroes
who oppose me will be crushed.

562
00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:18,651
But what of the Kryptonian?

563
00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:21,921
Look, I haven't forgotten your request.

564
00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:25,658
Perhaps I'll honor it. If it suits me.

565
00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:30,296
And it does suit me.

566
00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:32,632
The Kryptonian you require
will arrive shortly.

567
00:30:39,639 --> 00:30:43,910
The Legion's evil is making me stronger
by the second.

568
00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:45,912
Soon, I shall be free.

569
00:30:49,749 --> 00:30:51,785
I don't see any sign of Diana up here.

570
00:30:52,652 --> 00:30:54,421
I'm coming up empty too.

571
00:30:54,754 --> 00:30:56,189
Ugh, we better regroup.

572
00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:58,591
So the last any of us heard from her was

573
00:30:58,658 --> 00:31:00,930
that group text from an hour ago.

574
00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:01,928
Right!

575
00:31:01,995 --> 00:31:03,463
The one that just said, "I'm in"?

576
00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:05,165
Yeah, but in what?

577
00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:06,900
Actually, looking at this again,

578
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,635
I think the real question might be,

579
00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:12,439
who are all these other numbers
she included on that text?

580
00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:15,108
I just assumed it was another one
of Diana's tech goofs,

581
00:31:15,175 --> 00:31:17,377
because I don't
recognize any of the numbers.

582
00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:18,478
I do.

583
00:31:18,511 --> 00:31:19,679
This is Clark's.

584
00:31:19,846 --> 00:31:22,150
And this one comes up as Jon Stewart.

585
00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:26,119
Batman's emergency line is here too.

586
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,789
So, maybe including these other numbers

587
00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:31,324
wasn't a mistake.

588
00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:34,600
But including ours was.

589
00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:37,130
And when Diana said "I'm in",

590
00:31:37,530 --> 00:31:38,365
she meant...

591
00:31:38,465 --> 00:31:39,999
In the Justice League.

592
00:31:42,350 --> 00:31:43,136
Just curious.

593
00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,571
That would make this last number.

594
00:31:44,671 --> 00:31:45,872
Aquaman's, right?

595
00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:53,713
Batman's traced the amulet's radiation
signature to this swamp.

596
00:31:53,813 --> 00:31:55,482
We should be closing in
on the Legion's headquarters

597
00:31:55,515 --> 00:31:56,516
any second now.

598
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,685
Ah, about time, man.

599
00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:00,186
That dude can build anything
with that ring.

600
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:02,489
Try a little lumbar support
next time. Am I right?

601
00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:06,259
Oh, okay. Another serious one, huh?

602
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,327
I am sorry?

603
00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:08,595
No, no, it's cool.

604
00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:11,264
Just between Sergeant Green-never-grin,

605
00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:13,433
Dracula man and the Ego Scout,

606
00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:16,200
this team's got
the personality of a sea sponge.

607
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,506
I do not know this
Sergeant Green-never grin.

608
00:32:20,573 --> 00:32:22,442
All right.

609
00:32:22,575 --> 00:32:24,911
Well, none of these guys
has a sense of humor.

610
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,470
All right, team.
Let's go over the plan.

611
00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,882
Superman will lead the direct strike.

612
00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:30,717
While Batman uses the distraction

613
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,352
to sneak in and steal the amulet.

614
00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:38,224
I'm gonna be honest here,

615
00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,226
I am not completely sure
what he just said,

616
00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:41,928
but I think it had something to do with

617
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,264
using the amulet
to free the other dudes?

618
00:32:45,732 --> 00:32:47,300
All right, and then destroy the amulet.

619
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:48,468
Right.

620
00:32:48,568 --> 00:32:49,836
Is it just me, or is anyone else

621
00:32:49,903 --> 00:32:51,404
having trouble understanding
the bat guy?

622
00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:53,390
'Cause I'd be surprised
if it was just me

623
00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:54,774
'cause I can understand jellyfish.

624
00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:56,476
Got a visual.

625
00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,248
And it looks like everyone's home.

626
00:33:05,385 --> 00:33:06,653
Game's over, Luthor.

627
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,168
Yep, it's a phony.

628
00:33:22,302 --> 00:33:24,270
Just something I whipped up
to get your attention.

629
00:33:24,471 --> 00:33:26,506
I call it a trans-thermal transmitter,

630
00:33:26,606 --> 00:33:28,408
but you can call it a trap.

631
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:38,840
And you were
supposed to be the smart one.

632
00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:39,152
All right, team.

633
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:43,189
This shouldn't take long.

634
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:51,197
Huh?

635
00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:57,437
Uh.

636
00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:05,145
Huh?

637
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,213
Holograms?

638
00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:09,149
- What have you...
- Okay, be cool.

639
00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:11,217
We may have walked into...

640
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:16,723
Whatever that thing is,

641
00:34:16,823 --> 00:34:18,191
- it's made of...
- Kryptonite.

642
00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:29,736
I have what I need. Dispose of the rest.

643
00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:33,540
Stand strong, League!

644
00:34:50,490 --> 00:34:51,491
Hey!

645
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:52,659
That's not cool, man.

646
00:34:57,731 --> 00:35:00,660
So not cool, man.

647
00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:08,800
Where are your little friends?

648
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:10,243
This won't be the same without them.

649
00:35:10,343 --> 00:35:12,450
They're no threat to us now.

650
00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:15,382
Especially without their
precious captain.

651
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,885
Hold up! This one's mine.

652
00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:22,856
Harley Quinn?

653
00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:25,425
- I will not spare...
- Ah, zip it would ya?

654
00:35:25,592 --> 00:35:27,193
What is this?

655
00:35:28,895 --> 00:35:30,530
These guys are out of control,

656
00:35:30,597 --> 00:35:32,365
and they're getting eviler
by the second.

657
00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:34,670
You need to get Babs
and your pals together

658
00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:35,101
and save the day,

659
00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,700
like you jerks always do.

660
00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:41,740
Harleen, I am afraid that is unlikely.

661
00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:42,409
For you see, I have...

662
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:45,578
Ain't that something. I don't care, go.

663
00:35:46,112 --> 00:35:47,614
But...

664
00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:50,650
Uh... Ra-koom!

665
00:35:53,753 --> 00:35:57,157
Uh, welp, add another one
to the old Phantom Zone.

666
00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:11,504
So, I take it things aren't
going well on the other side.

667
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,274
I can't believe the Legion of Doom

668
00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:16,142
took out a team
of heavy hitters like you.

669
00:36:16,276 --> 00:36:17,744
I can't believe you formed your own team

670
00:36:17,777 --> 00:36:19,913
and didn't call it, "Super Friends."

671
00:36:19,979 --> 00:36:21,348
Told you.

672
00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:24,484
And I can't believe
you didn't ask Hal Jordan

673
00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:26,986
to be your Green Lantern. I mean, Jon,

674
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,688
you're cool and all, but...

675
00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,825
Come on!

676
00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:34,794
Hal Jordan!

677
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:36,996
Unbelievable.

678
00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:38,465
She sold us out.

679
00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:40,333
Look, we're all mad at Diana,

680
00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:42,435
but we have to trust her decision.

681
00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:43,703
Tell 'em, Jess.

682
00:36:43,803 --> 00:36:47,140
Honestly, right now, I don't know.

683
00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:49,809
All my life, people have been
selling me short.

684
00:36:49,976 --> 00:36:51,945
But, Diana?

685
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,714
I'm sure she's got
the team's best interests at heart.

686
00:36:54,814 --> 00:36:56,282
Face it, Babs.

687
00:36:56,349 --> 00:36:57,617
She dumped us.

688
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,521
No, she loves us more than anything.

689
00:37:01,621 --> 00:37:02,922
I mean, after what she went through,

690
00:37:02,956 --> 00:37:04,257
with me and Harley Quinn alone...

691
00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:08,361
What about you and Harley?

692
00:37:08,862 --> 00:37:10,797
Oh, did I not mention

693
00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:12,565
Harley Quinn and Harleen Quinzel

694
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:14,200
are actually one in the same?

695
00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,200
I mean, saying the names together,

696
00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:17,871
it's kind of obvious,
so you probably already

697
00:37:17,971 --> 00:37:19,472
figured it out. Right?

698
00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:21,574
You and Diana knew

699
00:37:21,675 --> 00:37:24,310
your bestie was a super villain
and you didn't tell us?

700
00:37:24,377 --> 00:37:26,813
Technically, ex-bestie.

701
00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:29,582
She threw me off a train, Barbara!

702
00:37:30,717 --> 00:37:33,190
Zee?

703
00:37:33,853 --> 00:37:36,222
Babs, I...

704
00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:37,323
Forget it.

705
00:37:37,524 --> 00:37:38,725
I quit.

706
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:40,927
Yup, me too.

707
00:37:41,995 --> 00:37:43,163
What do we do?

708
00:37:43,229 --> 00:37:44,597
What is there to do?

709
00:37:44,698 --> 00:37:46,700
The League is handling the bad guys,

710
00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,402
so, I guess...

711
00:37:50,503 --> 00:37:51,705
We go home.

712
00:37:56,743 --> 00:37:59,112
Good evening. Lex Luthor here.

713
00:37:59,212 --> 00:38:01,470
You know me
as the entrepreneurial genius

714
00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:02,449
who built a billion-dollar empire

715
00:38:02,549 --> 00:38:03,383
with nothing more than his

716
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,885
preternatural savvy
and indomitable drive.

717
00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:08,254
Today, I am allowing
these gifts to serve

718
00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:09,789
a much higher purpose.

719
00:38:09,889 --> 00:38:12,592
But first, I'd like to introduce
you to some friends of mine.

720
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,562
The Legion of Doom.

721
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:19,320
I know, I know.

722
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:20,533
Pretty cool name. Am I right?

723
00:38:21,101 --> 00:38:22,902
Anyway, about my new higher purpose.

724
00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:24,471
I, Lex Luthor

725
00:38:24,571 --> 00:38:25,972
and my Legion of Doom,

726
00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:28,875
are going to take over the world.

727
00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,450
"You're saying," Come on, Lex.

728
00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:33,813
How are you going
to take over the world?"

729
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,281
Simple.

730
00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:38,785
You're gonna give it to us.

731
00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:41,121
Cast your eyes skyward, folks.

732
00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:50,130
All right, Cythonna,
show us what you can really do.

733
00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:07,914
So, this is when I say,

734
00:39:07,981 --> 00:39:10,350
you have 24 hours to meet our demands.

735
00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,953
Oh, my gosh. I forgot the best part.

736
00:39:14,187 --> 00:39:16,189
Don't look for any clowns in tights
to save you.

737
00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:17,590
We've gotten rid of them all.

738
00:39:18,910 --> 00:39:19,826
Well, the important ones, anyway.

739
00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:24,531
You now have 23 hours and 59 minutes.

740
00:39:30,303 --> 00:39:32,972
Since when you become
the brooding type of bat?

741
00:39:33,390 --> 00:39:35,275
You picked the wrong time
to mess with...

742
00:39:35,508 --> 00:39:36,509
Harleen?

743
00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:38,445
- Where is the...
- Jester get-up?

744
00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:40,130
Ah, taking a break.

745
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,950
Turns out I'm a big fan
of causing chaos,

746
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:45,819
but destroying the world?

747
00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:47,387
Eh, not so much.

748
00:39:47,654 --> 00:39:48,888
You quit the Legion?

749
00:39:49,522 --> 00:39:51,558
Does this mean
you're not a bad guy anymore?

750
00:39:51,691 --> 00:39:54,194
Let's just say, I'm taking a sabbatical.

751
00:39:54,461 --> 00:39:55,462
Really?

752
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:58,640
Well, you couldn't have
quit at a better time.

753
00:39:58,298 --> 00:40:00,967
A group of A-list heroes like
Wonder Woman is about to kick their...

754
00:40:01,201 --> 00:40:02,135
What?

755
00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:03,737
You don't know, do you?

756
00:40:03,837 --> 00:40:04,704
Know what?

757
00:40:04,804 --> 00:40:07,540
Eesh, Babs! Current events much?

758
00:40:10,377 --> 00:40:12,946
Babs, emergency
at the junkyard. Hurry!

759
00:40:17,884 --> 00:40:19,352
Bumblebee, I'm here.

760
00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:20,520
Where are you?

761
00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:22,220
Bumblebee, are you okay?

762
00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,226
Hmph!

763
00:40:27,193 --> 00:40:28,828
You got Bumblebee's distress call too?

764
00:40:28,962 --> 00:40:30,196
Harley Quinn.

765
00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:32,198
What did you do with her?

766
00:40:32,298 --> 00:40:34,670
Hold up, Zee. She's with me.

767
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,536
And that changes what exactly, Babs?

768
00:40:36,636 --> 00:40:38,872
Whoa, easy! For once,

769
00:40:39,390 --> 00:40:41,241
this girl's not with anybody.

770
00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:43,760
Even less reason to trust you.

771
00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:44,544
Quit arguing!

772
00:40:44,678 --> 00:40:46,179
We've got to find Bumblebee.

773
00:40:46,246 --> 00:40:47,380
I'm right here.

774
00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:49,820
I faked an emergency call.

775
00:40:49,182 --> 00:40:50,917
- Wait. What?
- So not cool.

776
00:40:51,217 --> 00:40:53,453
Because we got to talk.

777
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:54,721
Look.

778
00:40:54,821 --> 00:40:57,691
I know we have different ideas of what
being a superhero means,

779
00:40:57,757 --> 00:41:00,260
and honestly, that's what makes us...

780
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,429
made us, such a good team.

781
00:41:03,763 --> 00:41:05,565
But what made us a great team

782
00:41:05,832 --> 00:41:06,866
is that we always agreed

783
00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:08,868
on the one thing a superhero isn't.

784
00:41:09,569 --> 00:41:10,570
Selfish.

785
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,543
We've been putting our own issues
ahead of the greater good.

786
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,479
Whether it's a big shadow
only you can see,

787
00:41:19,746 --> 00:41:22,215
or questioning the virtue
of someone you love,

788
00:41:22,415 --> 00:41:24,718
or questioning the virtue in yourself.

789
00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:26,920
Or maybe you're just afraid

790
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,888
to tell your friends
to be quiet and listen

791
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,623
when they're making a huge mistake.

792
00:41:31,191 --> 00:41:33,493
Well, it's time to get over ourselves.

793
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,729
So, be quiet and listen!

794
00:41:36,730 --> 00:41:38,365
The League may have made a big mistake

795
00:41:38,465 --> 00:41:40,133
by underestimating the Legion of Doom.

796
00:41:40,433 --> 00:41:42,736
But by claiming victory
without even considering us,

797
00:41:42,936 --> 00:41:44,804
the bad guys made
an even bigger mistake.

798
00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:48,308
They underestimated
the Super Hero Girls.

799
00:41:48,475 --> 00:41:50,143
Time to kick some Legion butt.

800
00:41:50,243 --> 00:41:51,277
Yeah.

801
00:41:51,578 --> 00:41:53,246
A word of advice.

802
00:41:53,313 --> 00:41:55,382
If you're planning to storm
the Hall of Doom,

803
00:41:55,515 --> 00:41:56,783
bring hand towels.

804
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,885
The restroom dryers are the pits!

805
00:41:59,419 --> 00:42:00,820
Wait. Harleen.

806
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,880
You're not going to help?

807
00:42:02,255 --> 00:42:04,691
I said I didn't want
to destroy the world.

808
00:42:04,791 --> 00:42:07,930
Never said nothing about saving it.

809
00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:09,596
Forget her.

810
00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:10,797
We got work to do.

811
00:42:10,997 --> 00:42:12,799
First, we got to get our leader back.

812
00:42:12,932 --> 00:42:14,334
Now, just a minute.

813
00:42:14,501 --> 00:42:16,200
She made a mistake, Kara.

814
00:42:16,102 --> 00:42:17,103
One mistake.

815
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,572
How many of yours has she let slide?

816
00:42:21,141 --> 00:42:22,308
Let's go get her.

817
00:42:22,642 --> 00:42:24,978
But how? Isn't she in the Phantom Zone?

818
00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:26,279
Seriously?

819
00:42:26,346 --> 00:42:28,248
Have any of you been checking
your phones, at all?

820
00:42:28,281 --> 00:42:29,783
- We've had a lot going on.
- Lost my charger.

821
00:42:29,816 --> 00:42:31,584
Only to check the fashion month feed.

822
00:42:35,922 --> 00:42:37,900
My beloved sisters.

823
00:42:37,624 --> 00:42:38,758
I have wronged you.

824
00:42:38,825 --> 00:42:41,161
I mean, it's cool she figured out
how to send a video,

825
00:42:41,261 --> 00:42:43,630
but you think she'd have realized
her thumb was covering the scree...

826
00:42:43,663 --> 00:42:45,310
Babs, listen.

827
00:42:45,665 --> 00:42:47,300
I know now,

828
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,200
that in trying to protect you,

829
00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:51,271
I only hurt you, deeply.

830
00:42:55,342 --> 00:42:56,710
And because of this failure,

831
00:42:56,876 --> 00:42:59,612
I have humbly returned
to Themyscira, Mother.

832
00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:01,881
There is a first for everything.

833
00:43:01,981 --> 00:43:04,651
You of all people know
this is not my first failure,

834
00:43:05,510 --> 00:43:07,454
but it is my greatest.

835
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,889
I was referring to your tears.

836
00:43:09,989 --> 00:43:13,260
I cannot recall
ever seeing you cry, my child.

837
00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:17,364
As your mother,
I did everything in my power

838
00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:20,330
to ensure failure never befall you.

839
00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:21,868
I know, Mother. Thank you.

840
00:43:21,968 --> 00:43:25,338
However, the one lesson I never taught

841
00:43:25,405 --> 00:43:27,407
was what to do when it does.

842
00:43:28,141 --> 00:43:29,809
We all fail, Diana.

843
00:43:30,176 --> 00:43:31,845
And that was my failure.

844
00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:34,748
One we will now rectify.

845
00:43:35,150 --> 00:43:35,882
We?

846
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,252
Lucky for you, we're all really familiar
with screwing up.

847
00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:41,988
Yeah, we can give you the crash course.

848
00:43:45,525 --> 00:43:47,360
We'll take it from here, Poly.

849
00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:50,196
Sisters.

850
00:43:50,263 --> 00:43:52,650
You are here. I thought you...

851
00:43:52,165 --> 00:43:53,660
Broke up?

852
00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:54,167
We did.

853
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,336
But Karen had a really inspiring speech.

854
00:43:56,436 --> 00:43:58,171
Ooh, do the speech thing again, Karen.

855
00:43:58,238 --> 00:44:00,440
It was more of an in-the-moment thing.

856
00:44:00,573 --> 00:44:02,676
But we did watch your thumb apology.

857
00:44:02,909 --> 00:44:04,210
And thanks to Jess' ring,

858
00:44:04,344 --> 00:44:06,179
we got here a lot faster
than your row-boat.

859
00:44:06,413 --> 00:44:08,882
Now, come on.
There's no more time for hugs.

860
00:44:09,783 --> 00:44:11,951
Well, maybe one more.

861
00:44:13,753 --> 00:44:15,880
All right. Diana,

862
00:44:15,255 --> 00:44:16,523
let's save the world.

863
00:44:16,690 --> 00:44:18,224
You still trust me to lead you?

864
00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:19,959
More than ever, D.

865
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,471
With no other option,

866
00:44:31,771 --> 00:44:34,974
the United Council of Nations
cedes its power

867
00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:36,710
to the Legion of Doom.

868
00:44:40,246 --> 00:44:41,581
We make a good team.

869
00:44:41,648 --> 00:44:43,883
Not bad for a Kryptonian.

870
00:44:44,751 --> 00:44:45,819
What?

871
00:44:45,919 --> 00:44:48,455
I think we're past any delusions

872
00:44:48,588 --> 00:44:52,459
of this being an actual partnership,
aren't we, Alexander?

873
00:44:52,826 --> 00:44:54,127
What on earth are you...

874
00:44:54,227 --> 00:44:55,395
Stop talking.

875
00:44:58,598 --> 00:45:01,668
With my power near its peak,
it's time you assume the role

876
00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:04,400
I'd always intended for you
and your Legion.

877
00:45:04,504 --> 00:45:05,739
Servitude.

878
00:45:06,339 --> 00:45:08,141
I await your command, Cythonna.

879
00:45:08,742 --> 00:45:10,760
Funny thing is,

880
00:45:10,243 --> 00:45:14,800
you've been serving me since the moment
you touched my amulet.

881
00:45:14,147 --> 00:45:18,284
You were just too blinded by your own
greed and ambition to realize it.

882
00:45:18,852 --> 00:45:19,853
So blind.

883
00:45:20,186 --> 00:45:21,588
What will you have me do?

884
00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:23,957
Ugh! I shall soon be free.

885
00:45:24,257 --> 00:45:26,459
I want to see my new Kryptonian body.

886
00:45:36,770 --> 00:45:38,138
What was that?

887
00:45:38,204 --> 00:45:39,205
The Kryptonian.

888
00:45:39,305 --> 00:45:40,206
Just like...

889
00:45:40,306 --> 00:45:41,307
I told you,

890
00:45:41,341 --> 00:45:44,277
I needed the world's
strongest Kryptonian.

891
00:45:44,344 --> 00:45:45,378
That was.

892
00:45:45,845 --> 00:45:47,781
Wait. You mean...

893
00:45:47,847 --> 00:45:51,170
Unlike that one,
Kara's strength is yet to peak.

894
00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:53,520
Her strong will alone
makes her far more suitable

895
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:56,156
for divinity than this useless thing.

896
00:45:58,580 --> 00:45:59,590
Wait!

897
00:45:59,526 --> 00:46:01,194
He may not be completely useless.

898
00:46:05,650 --> 00:46:08,735
Our only chance is to catch the Legion
off guard with a surprise offensive.

899
00:46:08,835 --> 00:46:10,870
Like going by these schematics
Batman gave you,

900
00:46:11,171 --> 00:46:12,739
I don't see any way to sneak in.

901
00:46:12,872 --> 00:46:14,741
But maybe we could sneak out.

902
00:46:19,746 --> 00:46:21,147
Hey, what gives? It's empty.

903
00:46:21,214 --> 00:46:22,248
Sorry.

904
00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:23,917
I downloaded the data
to figure out a way

905
00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:25,985
to get to the Phantom Zone
and rescue our friends.

906
00:46:26,152 --> 00:46:29,255
You mean, you think you can create
our own dimensional portal?

907
00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:30,357
Exactly.

908
00:46:30,423 --> 00:46:32,726
But now I'm thinking we can create
something even better.

909
00:46:32,826 --> 00:46:34,761
Whoa! A dimensional waterslide?

910
00:46:34,994 --> 00:46:38,531
So, we know Cythonna's magic has
unlimited access to the Phantom Zone,

911
00:46:38,698 --> 00:46:40,400
which makes the amulet like a hub.

912
00:46:40,533 --> 00:46:41,534
Theoretically speaking,

913
00:46:41,601 --> 00:46:43,303
it correlates with what
quantum physicists call

914
00:46:43,336 --> 00:46:44,838
a Hamiltonian density matrix.

915
00:46:45,710 --> 00:46:45,905
Here, look.

916
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,908
Bottom line, a way in is a way out.

917
00:46:49,109 --> 00:46:51,110
Wait. I see what Karen's thinking.

918
00:46:51,244 --> 00:46:53,446
You figure out a way to travel
to the Phantom Zone,

919
00:46:53,546 --> 00:46:54,547
grab our friends,

920
00:46:54,614 --> 00:46:56,349
but then come back through the amulet.

921
00:46:56,416 --> 00:46:58,685
Which would put us smack-dab
in the middle of

922
00:46:58,752 --> 00:47:00,186
the Hall of Doom.

923
00:47:00,253 --> 00:47:02,722
With all of the heroes in full force.

924
00:47:02,889 --> 00:47:04,724
Talk about a sneak attack.

925
00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:06,359
Do you really think you could do it?

926
00:47:06,426 --> 00:47:08,561
No, but you can.

927
00:47:08,628 --> 00:47:09,696
Uh, come again?

928
00:47:09,763 --> 00:47:11,865
I can figure out how to navigate
through dimensions

929
00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:13,660
but without the right tech,

930
00:47:13,990 --> 00:47:15,402
we have to travel the same way
Cythonna does.

931
00:47:15,602 --> 00:47:16,770
With magic.

932
00:47:17,470 --> 00:47:19,806
Well, why didn't you say so?
I'm your girl.

933
00:47:20,573 --> 00:47:22,242
Dark magic.

934
00:47:22,475 --> 00:47:25,780
Oh, dark...

935
00:47:25,245 --> 00:47:27,781
Yeah, I mean, I guess.

936
00:47:28,281 --> 00:47:29,549
Kara.

937
00:47:30,116 --> 00:47:32,485
Kara Zor-El.

938
00:47:33,530 --> 00:47:35,121
Kara Zor-El of Krypton.

939
00:47:42,796 --> 00:47:44,164
Cythonna.

940
00:47:44,464 --> 00:47:47,567
I apologize if I interrupted you
and your friends

941
00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:50,804
planning what promises to be
an adorable yet futile attack.

942
00:47:51,137 --> 00:47:52,172
What do you want?

943
00:47:52,806 --> 00:47:55,275
Simple. I want you to come get...

944
00:47:55,809 --> 00:47:56,743
Him.

945
00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:57,911
Kal. No!

946
00:47:57,977 --> 00:47:58,978
Want him?

947
00:47:59,579 --> 00:48:01,140
Come get him.

948
00:48:01,948 --> 00:48:04,484
Goddess or not, I swear I will beat you.

949
00:48:05,151 --> 00:48:06,653
Kara.

950
00:48:06,753 --> 00:48:08,455
Kara, are you okay?

951
00:48:08,521 --> 00:48:10,623
Listen, Diana,
you go rescue our friends.

952
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,492
I need to face Cythonna.

953
00:48:12,592 --> 00:48:14,828
What? Kara, I must insist...

954
00:48:14,928 --> 00:48:17,297
I know. I know. You think
I'm being my bullheaded self,

955
00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:19,265
and I am.

956
00:48:19,332 --> 00:48:21,301
But they have Clark.

957
00:48:21,368 --> 00:48:22,469
- Then we should...
- Diana,

958
00:48:22,602 --> 00:48:25,872
I am asking you to trust me now.

959
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,847
Okay. I think we're ready to go.

960
00:48:35,181 --> 00:48:37,317
- Where's Kara?
- Supergirl will meet us there.

961
00:48:37,851 --> 00:48:39,953
Trust she knows
what she's doing, sisters.

962
00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:41,540
I do.

963
00:48:41,221 --> 00:48:42,555
Now, let us away.

964
00:48:42,722 --> 00:48:45,792
All aboard The Phantom Zone Express.

965
00:48:45,892 --> 00:48:46,893
Bubble us up, Jess.

966
00:48:51,664 --> 00:48:53,466
Okay, Zee. Go time.

967
00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:57,170
All right. Dark, creepy and often
uncontrollable magic coming up.

968
00:48:57,237 --> 00:48:58,238
It's okay, Zee.

969
00:48:58,338 --> 00:48:59,372
You got this.

970
00:49:11,751 --> 00:49:13,386
I never thought I would say this, but,

971
00:49:13,553 --> 00:49:16,656
burritos for lunch was a horrible idea.

972
00:49:16,723 --> 00:49:20,527
Zee, each off-shoot tunnel is a gateway
to a different dimension.

973
00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:22,595
The Phantom Zone is coming up.

974
00:49:22,696 --> 00:49:24,330
Now, make sure you...

975
00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:25,699
You're gonna blow it.

976
00:49:25,832 --> 00:49:27,667
Stop it. Stop.

977
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:30,403
I can do this. I can.

978
00:49:30,503 --> 00:49:32,172
You don't seem so sure of yourself.

979
00:49:32,238 --> 00:49:33,673
How can you be sure of anything

980
00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,141
when you're not even sure
of who you are?

981
00:49:35,175 --> 00:49:36,743
You're nothing. A nobody.

982
00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:37,711
No one loves you.

983
00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:39,179
- You are a freak.
- A phoney.

984
00:49:39,245 --> 00:49:40,280
A monster.

985
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:42,480
No wonder your mom left.

986
00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:43,516
Stop it.

987
00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:51,558
Did I do it?

988
00:49:51,725 --> 00:49:54,627
I'm not sure, but I think so.

989
00:49:55,428 --> 00:49:57,970
Sisters, at the ready.

990
00:49:57,897 --> 00:50:00,633
Weird. Awfully bright
for a Phantom Zone.

991
00:50:02,569 --> 00:50:05,739
Are we sure
we're in the right dimension?

992
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,742
No, I'm not sure.

993
00:50:09,109 --> 00:50:10,543
The dark magic...

994
00:50:10,744 --> 00:50:11,911
It's okay, Zee.

995
00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:15,215
I mean, we don't know
that this isn't the Phantom Zone.

996
00:50:15,582 --> 00:50:16,950
Yeah, of course it is.

997
00:50:17,217 --> 00:50:19,285
Now, let's find the other heroes.

998
00:50:19,619 --> 00:50:21,870
Uh, I see heroes,

999
00:50:21,421 --> 00:50:23,957
but I don't think they're the ones
we're looking for.

1000
00:50:25,658 --> 00:50:27,427
BB, you seeing what I'm seeing?

1001
00:50:28,895 --> 00:50:30,997
It's the Super Hero Girls, yo.

1002
00:50:34,134 --> 00:50:37,771
Oh, yes, the team
I wish to be the member of,

1003
00:50:37,837 --> 00:50:42,275
but refuse to say as such so as to spare
the feelings of my current team.

1004
00:50:46,846 --> 00:50:49,749
We actually have a door, but whatever.

1005
00:50:51,785 --> 00:50:54,788
Oh, come on.
This literally happened yesterday.

1006
00:50:54,854 --> 00:50:58,758
You mean, we've already been
crossed over and no one told us?

1007
00:50:59,192 --> 00:51:01,695
Well, the hits just keep on coming.

1008
00:51:02,362 --> 00:51:03,430
Just watch.

1009
00:51:03,797 --> 00:51:05,331
You'll play a very important role

1010
00:51:05,498 --> 00:51:06,666
in this story before its end.

1011
00:51:06,766 --> 00:51:08,535
Trust me!

1012
00:51:09,769 --> 00:51:10,770
Hmm.

1013
00:51:10,804 --> 00:51:13,139
We apologize, but do we know you?

1014
00:51:14,841 --> 00:51:16,176
Good one, Wonder lady.

1015
00:51:16,276 --> 00:51:18,111
I didn't realize you were the funny one.

1016
00:51:18,178 --> 00:51:20,460
It's like you're the 'me' of your team.

1017
00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:22,115
Come on, guys. It's us.

1018
00:51:22,182 --> 00:51:23,717
The Teen Titans.

1019
00:51:23,850 --> 00:51:25,485
You mean, the tween titans.

1020
00:51:25,852 --> 00:51:27,220
Didn't we babysit you once?

1021
00:51:27,454 --> 00:51:28,455
"Babysit"?

1022
00:51:29,550 --> 00:51:31,524
Do I in any way look like a baby to you?

1023
00:51:33,126 --> 00:51:34,194
Oh, I gets it.

1024
00:51:34,394 --> 00:51:35,895
They are good enough for our show,

1025
00:51:35,995 --> 00:51:37,697
but the moments we shows up
in their thing,

1026
00:51:37,797 --> 00:51:39,532
it's all like, "What's going on?

1027
00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:40,667
Who's are you?"

1028
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,801
Hey, that's right!

1029
00:51:41,835 --> 00:51:43,370
Continuity snobs.

1030
00:51:43,536 --> 00:51:45,839
Guys, I think I know what's going on.

1031
00:51:46,206 --> 00:51:49,175
We've ended up in some kind
of parallel universe.

1032
00:51:49,743 --> 00:51:51,578
One that's similar to ours.

1033
00:51:51,845 --> 00:51:54,180
But with way larger heads.

1034
00:51:54,848 --> 00:51:55,715
And hands.

1035
00:51:55,815 --> 00:51:57,183
Our hands are very large too.

1036
00:51:58,718 --> 00:52:00,220
So I guess I did mess up.

1037
00:52:01,421 --> 00:52:04,924
As fellow heroes, you can appreciate
the gravity of our mission,

1038
00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:08,228
for we face a crisis
of catastrophic proportions.

1039
00:52:10,263 --> 00:52:12,399
Forgive us if we seem underwhelmed

1040
00:52:12,565 --> 00:52:15,201
but we eat crises of
catastrophic proportions

1041
00:52:15,368 --> 00:52:16,503
for breakfast.

1042
00:52:16,569 --> 00:52:19,272
They're called jalapeño waffle bombs,
yo. Ha-ha!

1043
00:52:19,539 --> 00:52:22,420
Okay, Super Hero Girls, we'll help you.

1044
00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,577
Really, we just need a couple
of spare computer parts.

1045
00:52:24,678 --> 00:52:26,346
But I'm only saying this once.

1046
00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:28,214
My world. My rules.

1047
00:52:28,415 --> 00:52:29,683
I call the shots.

1048
00:52:29,749 --> 00:52:31,618
I say jump, you say, "I already did

1049
00:52:31,751 --> 00:52:34,120
because I'm so in tune
with your amazing leadership skills,

1050
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:36,556
I knew what you were going to ask me
before you could even ask it."

1051
00:52:36,589 --> 00:52:38,625
Are we clear?

1052
00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:39,926
Oh, wow.

1053
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:41,795
Is it possible that
you're even more annoying

1054
00:52:41,961 --> 00:52:43,263
than the Robin in my universe?

1055
00:52:50,637 --> 00:52:51,805
I'm pretty sure I can fix it.

1056
00:52:51,805 --> 00:52:52,706
True. True.

1057
00:52:52,772 --> 00:52:54,400
But let me hit you with this.

1058
00:52:54,107 --> 00:52:56,576
Why fix when you can upgrade?

1059
00:52:56,643 --> 00:52:58,311
Because I only need to...

1060
00:52:58,411 --> 00:52:59,646
Picture it, other BB.

1061
00:52:59,746 --> 00:53:03,283
This baby, with its own ultra TK
mega library of video games.

1062
00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:05,510
A taquito warming drawer.

1063
00:53:05,151 --> 00:53:06,152
Racing stripes.

1064
00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:08,588
Why would a computer
need racing stripes?

1065
00:53:09,322 --> 00:53:11,658
A computer would not need
racing stripes.

1066
00:53:11,825 --> 00:53:14,594
But a remote control
funnel cake deep-fryer would.

1067
00:53:14,761 --> 00:53:15,762
No way.

1068
00:53:18,980 --> 00:53:19,232
Any animal?

1069
00:53:19,399 --> 00:53:20,400
Mmm-hmm.

1070
00:53:20,433 --> 00:53:22,102
How about a fairy armadillo?

1071
00:53:23,503 --> 00:53:24,637
Oh, an aye-aye.

1072
00:53:24,738 --> 00:53:26,106
Aye. Aye.

1073
00:53:26,306 --> 00:53:27,140
Ooh!

1074
00:53:27,273 --> 00:53:28,274
A Chengdu yak.

1075
00:53:28,675 --> 00:53:30,944
Ooh! Does this mean
you have four stomachs?

1076
00:53:31,770 --> 00:53:32,780
I don't knows.

1077
00:53:32,112 --> 00:53:33,113
Let's find out.

1078
00:53:43,823 --> 00:53:45,458
That's not sitting right.

1079
00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:47,460
Ah, better.

1080
00:53:47,527 --> 00:53:48,528
Hold up!

1081
00:53:52,265 --> 00:53:53,967
Uh-oh. Here comes number three.

1082
00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:57,103
How is it getting worse each time?

1083
00:54:00,373 --> 00:54:01,374
Last one.

1084
00:54:04,978 --> 00:54:06,379
Four stomachs in the house.

1085
00:54:07,681 --> 00:54:09,849
I got to go to the little yak's room.

1086
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:17,390
Oh, hey, Starfire.

1087
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:21,270
You guys sure do
things differently here.

1088
00:54:21,127 --> 00:54:23,797
I, too, was a comer
to the newness of this world

1089
00:54:23,863 --> 00:54:26,366
on a day that was
not long from this one.

1090
00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:28,340
Bet that took getting used to.

1091
00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:30,303
Permit me to give the piece of advice?

1092
00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:31,671
Sure, let's hear it.

1093
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:35,800
Despite the deliciousness
of their appearance,

1094
00:54:35,308 --> 00:54:38,244
cats may not be ingested.

1095
00:54:41,414 --> 00:54:44,684
Oh. Uh, thank you, Starfire.

1096
00:54:44,918 --> 00:54:46,186
Good to know.

1097
00:54:47,587 --> 00:54:49,222
Yeah, my team would
pretty much follow me

1098
00:54:49,322 --> 00:54:50,357
to the end of the Earth.

1099
00:54:50,423 --> 00:54:51,491
I mean, it's not like

1100
00:54:51,591 --> 00:54:53,526
being a better team leader
is a competition.

1101
00:54:53,593 --> 00:54:56,290
It's just, well, if it were,
I'd probably win.

1102
00:54:56,162 --> 00:54:57,664
And, if this mug is to be believed,

1103
00:54:57,731 --> 00:54:59,650
I already have.

1104
00:54:59,899 --> 00:55:01,701
You bought that yourself, didn't you?

1105
00:55:01,868 --> 00:55:03,536
What? No!

1106
00:55:03,937 --> 00:55:07,841
Sheesh! Sounds like someone's got
a little mug envy.

1107
00:55:07,907 --> 00:55:09,409
Well, I have no mug,

1108
00:55:09,509 --> 00:55:11,611
nor any such boastful
beverage conveyance.

1109
00:55:11,711 --> 00:55:15,248
I do have a lasso that can compel anyone
to tell the truth.

1110
00:55:15,348 --> 00:55:16,449
Would you like to try it?

1111
00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:19,850
I bought the mug.

1112
00:55:23,623 --> 00:55:25,392
You find them instantly
annoying too, huh?

1113
00:55:27,961 --> 00:55:29,129
They're not so bad.

1114
00:55:31,131 --> 00:55:33,466
We only have one bonehead on our team.

1115
00:55:33,867 --> 00:55:34,868
Me.

1116
00:55:34,901 --> 00:55:36,636
It's my fault we're stuck here.

1117
00:55:37,704 --> 00:55:38,705
Messed up a spell?

1118
00:55:38,772 --> 00:55:39,873
It happens.

1119
00:55:41,941 --> 00:55:42,976
It's more than a spell.

1120
00:55:43,910 --> 00:55:45,445
There's a part of me.

1121
00:55:45,645 --> 00:55:46,746
A dark part.

1122
00:55:47,313 --> 00:55:49,490
I've always been frightened of it.

1123
00:55:49,449 --> 00:55:50,750
But, lately...

1124
00:55:52,118 --> 00:55:54,870
Never mind, it's complicated.

1125
00:55:55,722 --> 00:55:56,723
Yeah.

1126
00:55:56,756 --> 00:55:58,358
I wish there was some way
I could relate.

1127
00:55:58,758 --> 00:56:00,226
Oh, wait. I just remembered.

1128
00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:02,762
I am Raven, daughter of Trigon,

1129
00:56:02,929 --> 00:56:05,932
demonic overlord of all he surveys.

1130
00:56:17,344 --> 00:56:18,645
Not bad, other BB.

1131
00:56:18,812 --> 00:56:21,810
- We did it.
- You were right.

1132
00:56:21,314 --> 00:56:23,249
The racing stripes are a nice touch.

1133
00:56:23,416 --> 00:56:24,718
You two got the computer working?

1134
00:56:25,118 --> 00:56:26,853
I just need to power
the external V-drive.

1135
00:56:27,870 --> 00:56:30,190
So we'll need a AAA battery,
like the one in a TV remote.

1136
00:56:36,229 --> 00:56:37,997
Our universe doesn't have remotes.

1137
00:56:38,164 --> 00:56:39,666
Yeah, yeah.

1138
00:56:39,766 --> 00:56:41,835
We's control TVs with our minds.

1139
00:56:45,171 --> 00:56:47,774
Fear not. We will find a battery...

1140
00:56:47,841 --> 00:56:49,709
Oh, yeah. Battleship Bake Off!

1141
00:56:49,876 --> 00:56:52,645
So, did you have a battery, or no?

1142
00:56:53,646 --> 00:56:55,582
Huh? Battery? Oh, yeah.

1143
00:56:55,648 --> 00:56:56,483
Help yourself.

1144
00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:57,951
I think I saw one in the garage.

1145
00:56:58,118 --> 00:56:59,953
Or did I see one in the foyer?

1146
00:57:00,186 --> 00:57:01,821
Ooh la-la. Fo-yay.

1147
00:57:01,988 --> 00:57:04,570
He means fo-yur, yo.

1148
00:57:04,257 --> 00:57:06,590
Fo-yur? Where's your flair?

1149
00:57:06,159 --> 00:57:07,270
Your passion?

1150
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,495
Get some culture, fool.

1151
00:57:08,628 --> 00:57:10,697
- It's pronounced fo-yur, bro.
- Nah-uh.

1152
00:57:10,797 --> 00:57:12,298
Fo-yay, all the way.

1153
00:57:12,365 --> 00:57:13,967
Of course, this building comes equipped

1154
00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:16,836
with neither the fo-yur, nor the fo-yay.

1155
00:57:17,137 --> 00:57:19,372
That's really not the point now,
is it, Starfire?

1156
00:57:19,472 --> 00:57:20,874
We do so have a foyer.

1157
00:57:20,974 --> 00:57:22,676
Wait. That's really more of a portico.

1158
00:57:22,742 --> 00:57:24,310
Do you have a battery or not?

1159
00:57:25,145 --> 00:57:26,479
Yes. You remind me of me.

1160
00:57:26,546 --> 00:57:28,214
Let's go find one.

1161
00:57:29,616 --> 00:57:32,185
Oh, oh, no, he did not.

1162
00:57:32,986 --> 00:57:34,454
Right, let's go.

1163
00:57:36,156 --> 00:57:39,392
So, Luthor,
what's the first order of business

1164
00:57:39,492 --> 00:57:41,995
as rulers of the world?

1165
00:57:42,729 --> 00:57:43,830
Luthor?

1166
00:57:45,498 --> 00:57:47,100
Uh, hello?

1167
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,201
What's with him?

1168
00:57:52,906 --> 00:57:54,700
Where is Superman?

1169
00:57:57,777 --> 00:57:59,546
Where is Superman?

1170
00:57:59,646 --> 00:58:00,747
Get her!

1171
00:58:02,782 --> 00:58:03,783
That's enough, children.

1172
00:58:07,587 --> 00:58:09,222
Come, let's talk.

1173
00:58:12,726 --> 00:58:15,362
You've always believed in me, yes?

1174
00:58:15,428 --> 00:58:17,664
Let's just say I heard stories.

1175
00:58:17,731 --> 00:58:20,567
Then you know my essence
will soon be free,

1176
00:58:20,667 --> 00:58:24,537
and I shall require a strong,
new Kryptonian body.

1177
00:58:24,604 --> 00:58:27,741
Ain't happening.
Kal-El's coming with me.

1178
00:58:27,807 --> 00:58:32,579
Oh. And you wonder why others presume
Kal-El is superior to you,

1179
00:58:32,746 --> 00:58:35,548
when you yourself
make the same presumption.

1180
00:58:35,615 --> 00:58:38,785
Wait, you mean, you... you want me?

1181
00:58:39,285 --> 00:58:43,289
Well, I mean, I can't blame you.
I am pretty awesome.

1182
00:58:44,524 --> 00:58:50,230
Join me, and together, we will show
the universe the true meaning of power.

1183
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,600
Yeah, that's going to be a hard pass.

1184
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,602
Oh, well, in that case...

1185
00:58:59,472 --> 00:59:01,441
- Kal!
- Submit...

1186
00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:03,276
or he dies.

1187
00:59:04,577 --> 00:59:06,246
I'll give you
some time to think about it.

1188
00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:11,451
No! You can't do this.

1189
00:59:16,990 --> 00:59:18,992
It's not about
not having dark thoughts, Zee.

1190
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,961
It's about embracing those thoughts
as part of who you are.

1191
00:59:22,262 --> 00:59:25,131
But what if I do embrace them,
and I lose control?

1192
00:59:25,598 --> 00:59:27,300
What if I hurt someone?

1193
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,135
Hmm. You might be surprised

1194
00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:31,400
what darkness can do,
if you give it a chance.

1195
00:59:31,171 --> 00:59:32,806
Out of all the infinite universes,

1196
00:59:32,906 --> 00:59:35,750
your magic just happened
to bring you here,

1197
00:59:35,141 --> 00:59:37,610
where you got a brief and
narratively convenient pep-talk

1198
00:59:37,744 --> 00:59:40,180
from someone who deals
with the exact same thing.

1199
00:59:47,187 --> 00:59:49,189
Yeesh! Who would've thunk
getting a little battery

1200
00:59:49,289 --> 00:59:50,690
would become such an epic hassle?

1201
00:59:50,924 --> 00:59:53,260
Dude, we face way epic-er hassles

1202
00:59:53,126 --> 00:59:55,362
for much smaller stakes all the time.

1203
00:59:55,462 --> 00:59:56,463
It's kind of our thing.

1204
01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:03,636
Back online and ready to go.
I just hope Zee's up to it.

1205
01:00:05,372 --> 01:00:07,941
Next up, Phantom Zone.

1206
01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:12,812
You know, you might want to bring
the big guns with you on this mission.

1207
01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:15,815
Are they fighting over a remote?

1208
01:00:15,882 --> 01:00:19,285
Come on, BB. I've seen this episode.

1209
01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:24,570
Er, we appreciate the offer, Boy Wonder.

1210
01:00:24,157 --> 01:00:25,458
But this is our fight.

1211
01:00:25,525 --> 01:00:26,559
No, I get it.

1212
01:00:26,726 --> 01:00:28,561
It's your big adventure.

1213
01:00:28,895 --> 01:00:30,730
Bringing us along would
only upstage you.

1214
01:00:31,331 --> 01:00:34,801
I guess this is goodbye.
Thank you, Raven.

1215
01:00:41,675 --> 01:00:43,900
Bye Cy.

1216
01:00:43,143 --> 01:00:44,744
Let me know how
Battleship Bake Off ends.

1217
01:00:44,911 --> 01:00:46,790
Peace, love and animals, yo!

1218
01:00:46,179 --> 01:00:47,547
Keep them racing stripes shiny.

1219
01:00:47,714 --> 01:00:48,982
Take me with you!

1220
01:00:49,516 --> 01:00:53,253
So long! By the way,
our adventure was in theaters.

1221
01:00:56,756 --> 01:00:57,757
You okay, Zee?

1222
01:00:58,525 --> 01:00:59,993
Oh, I'm better than okay.

1223
01:01:00,393 --> 01:01:01,428
Whee!

1224
01:01:05,899 --> 01:01:08,501
Kara, I told you to...

1225
01:01:08,702 --> 01:01:10,537
I know what you told me, Kal.

1226
01:01:10,670 --> 01:01:12,706
Just because you think
you're so much better than me

1227
01:01:12,772 --> 01:01:13,940
doesn't mean you can tell me...

1228
01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:16,910
I'm not better than you, Kara.
Not by a long shot.

1229
01:01:19,879 --> 01:01:22,849
Then why are you
always such a jerk to me?

1230
01:01:22,949 --> 01:01:24,784
I never told you this, but

1231
01:01:24,884 --> 01:01:27,554
when you first got here,
I was so excited.

1232
01:01:27,620 --> 01:01:30,857
I thought, finally someone else
who will understand

1233
01:01:30,924 --> 01:01:32,892
just how lonely it is to be...

1234
01:01:32,959 --> 01:01:35,862
Super. You know,
saying it out loud just now...

1235
01:01:36,229 --> 01:01:39,132
Mm, it is kind of pretentious
to call ourselves that.

1236
01:01:39,232 --> 01:01:40,800
You're not lonely, Kara.

1237
01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:43,236
Look at your friends. They're family.

1238
01:01:43,303 --> 01:01:46,373
Then look at mine. Ugh, Batman? Really?

1239
01:01:46,439 --> 01:01:48,475
- Dude's got serious issues.
- Wait.

1240
01:01:48,808 --> 01:01:51,440
Are you jealous of my friends?

1241
01:01:51,111 --> 01:01:53,780
I'm jealous of your strength.

1242
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:57,830
Okay, I'm only going to say this because
you said something kind of nice, but,

1243
01:01:57,717 --> 01:02:00,987
Kal, you are way stronger than me.

1244
01:02:01,154 --> 01:02:02,922
Well, I am Superman.

1245
01:02:02,989 --> 01:02:05,925
But that's not what I mean.

1246
01:02:07,930 --> 01:02:08,928
I was born with super strength.

1247
01:02:09,950 --> 01:02:12,980
It was handed to me. But, you,

1248
01:02:12,165 --> 01:02:15,100
your strength, your true strength

1249
01:02:15,101 --> 01:02:18,738
of character, of conviction,
you earned that on your own.

1250
01:02:19,439 --> 01:02:21,641
Way before you got anywhere
near a yellow sun.

1251
01:02:23,243 --> 01:02:25,311
Now we know there's gotta be an answer.

1252
01:02:25,612 --> 01:02:28,114
You just gotta use those noggins
right there, man.

1253
01:02:28,181 --> 01:02:30,116
You gotta use them to grab that answer.

1254
01:02:31,170 --> 01:02:32,919
Seriously, man, nothing?

1255
01:02:33,119 --> 01:02:37,691
- Is it a bread box?
- Ding-ding-ding, you got it.

1256
01:02:37,924 --> 01:02:40,794
Man, you're good, kid.
You are good. Whoo!

1257
01:02:49,269 --> 01:02:50,804
Anyone need a lift?

1258
01:02:51,471 --> 01:02:54,674
Any second, your master
shall be set free.

1259
01:03:04,150 --> 01:03:06,486
Heroes! Take them down!

1260
01:03:11,891 --> 01:03:13,360
If I had my mace...

1261
01:03:18,465 --> 01:03:19,466
Huh?

1262
01:03:20,133 --> 01:03:22,168
I shrunk it down to bring to you,

1263
01:03:22,235 --> 01:03:25,638
but totally forgot about it until
you said something. Sorry.

1264
01:03:25,739 --> 01:03:28,141
Oh, I missed you too.

1265
01:03:28,408 --> 01:03:29,642
Hey, Batman!

1266
01:03:30,977 --> 01:03:34,581
So, I know you know about the Joker,
but did you hear about me and Bane?

1267
01:03:39,185 --> 01:03:43,223
Oh, you did? Yeah? I beat him
pretty good. First try, too. Heh.

1268
01:03:43,323 --> 01:03:44,924
How'd you do against him
your first time?

1269
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,367
I wish I had a clever remark
about you both being feline villains.

1270
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:05,545
Looks as if you two
are ready for a cat nap.

1271
01:04:06,112 --> 01:04:07,414
Stick with what you know, Diana.

1272
01:04:12,185 --> 01:04:15,388
Oh, that the hardest Lantern can hit?

1273
01:04:15,555 --> 01:04:16,556
No.

1274
01:04:18,925 --> 01:04:21,270
That is the hardest Lantern can hit.

1275
01:04:21,361 --> 01:04:23,530
Oh, now I get why they went with you.

1276
01:04:24,631 --> 01:04:28,201
Grundy angry.

1277
01:04:30,804 --> 01:04:33,940
How many Lanterns are there?

1278
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,276
Three. It's a big number, I know.

1279
01:04:36,376 --> 01:04:37,944
Keep trying, you'll get there.

1280
01:04:41,981 --> 01:04:44,551
These no hold Grundy.

1281
01:04:44,617 --> 01:04:46,419
Yeah, that's kind of the point.

1282
01:04:48,722 --> 01:04:51,424
Oh, and all without
even throwing a punch.

1283
01:04:51,491 --> 01:04:53,126
Ah, look at that!

1284
01:04:53,226 --> 01:04:56,129
Got you again. Totally feeling
deja vu right now.

1285
01:04:56,229 --> 01:04:57,831
So am I.

1286
01:04:58,965 --> 01:05:01,267
- Back off, slick!
- Huh?

1287
01:05:01,334 --> 01:05:04,604
Throwing cheap shots
at this one's my job.

1288
01:05:05,505 --> 01:05:08,441
Oh, my gosh, you changed your mind.

1289
01:05:08,675 --> 01:05:11,945
Come on! You knew I was always
gonna come around.

1290
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,848
I just wanted to make
one of those perfectly-timed

1291
01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:17,584
bad-guy-turns-good dramatic entrances.

1292
01:05:17,650 --> 01:05:18,818
How'd I do?

1293
01:05:18,985 --> 01:05:21,187
Oh, pretty good. Thanks.

1294
01:05:21,788 --> 01:05:24,257
Can you see what's happening?

1295
01:05:24,924 --> 01:05:27,360
Kryptonite's messing
with my X-ray vision.

1296
01:05:27,527 --> 01:05:29,950
- Oh, no.
- What is it?

1297
01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:32,699
- She's free.
- Quick, Kara.

1298
01:05:35,635 --> 01:05:36,770
You gotta run.

1299
01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:38,204
She'll come for you.

1300
01:05:38,304 --> 01:05:40,674
I'm not leaving you
like this, Kal.

1301
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,809
Why do you have to be so bullheaded?

1302
01:05:42,876 --> 01:05:45,545
Yeah, yeah, I am bullheaded, aren't I?

1303
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,814
Cythonna, I give up.

1304
01:05:48,648 --> 01:05:49,716
Do you hear me?

1305
01:05:49,816 --> 01:05:51,851
Kara... What are you doing?

1306
01:05:51,951 --> 01:05:52,952
Sorry, Kal.

1307
01:05:53,219 --> 01:05:54,287
I have no choice.

1308
01:05:54,688 --> 01:05:56,156
It's your lucky day.

1309
01:05:56,389 --> 01:05:58,858
I give up to you, Cythonna.

1310
01:05:59,590 --> 01:06:00,627
I'm all yours.

1311
01:06:00,727 --> 01:06:03,229
Kara! No!

1312
01:06:09,302 --> 01:06:10,303
Okay.

1313
01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:11,805
What exactly happened here?

1314
01:06:12,372 --> 01:06:16,176
Felt like evil overdrive.

1315
01:06:16,543 --> 01:06:18,440
Totally grody.

1316
01:06:18,345 --> 01:06:19,346
Ugh!

1317
01:06:22,150 --> 01:06:23,483
That's the last of 'em, Wonder Woman.

1318
01:06:23,516 --> 01:06:25,885
Good work, Hal.
Any sign of Supergirl yet?

1319
01:06:25,985 --> 01:06:28,188
Nope. Not of her or Superman.

1320
01:06:28,588 --> 01:06:29,589
Come on, Kara,

1321
01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:35,950
Kara?

1322
01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:39,599
Kara is gone.

1323
01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:42,669
I am Cythonna.

1324
01:06:44,270 --> 01:06:45,505
What do we do, Wonder Woman?

1325
01:06:55,882 --> 01:06:58,284
Hal, you and the others
get the Legion to safety.

1326
01:06:58,385 --> 01:06:59,386
We got Cythonna.

1327
01:06:59,452 --> 01:07:01,870
No way. She's too powerful.

1328
01:07:01,287 --> 01:07:03,356
Carter, they can handle it.

1329
01:07:03,757 --> 01:07:05,959
This is a job for the Super Hero Girls.

1330
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:07,930
Mmm-hmm.

1331
01:07:11,731 --> 01:07:13,466
Okay, Dee, what's the plan?

1332
01:07:17,203 --> 01:07:18,638
We fight.

1333
01:07:19,906 --> 01:07:22,909
I was so hoping you would say that.

1334
01:07:24,411 --> 01:07:26,279
Diana!

1335
01:07:36,556 --> 01:07:38,580
Kara, stop!

1336
01:07:38,425 --> 01:07:39,726
Kara!

1337
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:41,961
Kara!

1338
01:07:49,602 --> 01:07:54,107
A rather strange representation
of your inner mind, Kara Zor-El.

1339
01:07:54,641 --> 01:07:56,309
It's my happy place.

1340
01:07:56,409 --> 01:07:59,412
Means I still run things in here.

1341
01:07:59,479 --> 01:08:02,820
I knew I wouldn't stand a chance
against you in the real world,

1342
01:08:02,248 --> 01:08:03,483
but I figure now,

1343
01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:05,852
at least I have some
home-field advantage.

1344
01:08:09,923 --> 01:08:12,792
Wait, are you challenging me?

1345
01:08:13,293 --> 01:08:15,261
Yeah, something like that.

1346
01:08:27,841 --> 01:08:28,842
Kara?

1347
01:08:29,509 --> 01:08:31,678
Guys, she's fighting it.

1348
01:08:35,615 --> 01:08:36,616
What is that?

1349
01:08:38,218 --> 01:08:40,620
What do you mean,
in case I ever got out of line?

1350
01:08:40,987 --> 01:08:42,856
Serious issues.

1351
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,195
You caught me off guard.

1352
01:08:49,529 --> 01:08:51,664
Seems even I underestimated you.

1353
01:08:51,731 --> 01:08:54,340
Yeah, a lot of that going around.

1354
01:09:12,752 --> 01:09:14,754
But you are no match for me.

1355
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,940
Kara, are you still in there?

1356
01:09:21,695 --> 01:09:24,300
Oh, she's still here, suffering.

1357
01:09:35,275 --> 01:09:36,676
Batman, wait!

1358
01:09:38,345 --> 01:09:40,547
I said, stand down!

1359
01:09:43,216 --> 01:09:45,685
Uh, I, I'd do what she says, Bruce.

1360
01:09:46,386 --> 01:09:48,388
Sisters, Kara is in there.

1361
01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:49,923
She needs us.

1362
01:09:51,257 --> 01:09:54,527
Kara, it is Diana. Fight this.

1363
01:09:56,629 --> 01:09:58,798
- Come on, Kara.
- Kick her butt.

1364
01:09:58,898 --> 01:10:00,660
We believe in you.

1365
01:10:00,266 --> 01:10:01,901
Show her who's boss in there.

1366
01:10:08,108 --> 01:10:10,543
We are with you, sister, always.

1367
01:10:11,644 --> 01:10:13,747
- You got this, Kara.
- You got this, Kara.

1368
01:10:13,813 --> 01:10:15,782
- You can do this.
- Do this.

1369
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:27,827
Kara!

1370
01:10:31,898 --> 01:10:33,333
I believe in you.

1371
01:10:33,433 --> 01:10:34,734
I always have.

1372
01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:36,636
Now kick her butt.

1373
01:10:36,736 --> 01:10:40,807
I can't wait to turn
your despicable world to ash.

1374
01:10:41,141 --> 01:10:44,811
This place only makes me
all of the more homesick for Krypton.

1375
01:10:45,345 --> 01:10:47,447
You know what I miss most about Krypton?

1376
01:10:47,947 --> 01:10:49,182
The crystals.

1377
01:11:00,794 --> 01:11:04,497
No, not again. Not again!

1378
01:11:05,165 --> 01:11:07,267
Zee, anywhere but here.

1379
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,481
You did it, Kara.

1380
01:11:21,548 --> 01:11:23,183
Thanks for trusting me, D.

1381
01:11:23,717 --> 01:11:24,718
Hmm?

1382
01:11:29,220 --> 01:11:30,457
It's not like we're besties
or anything now,

1383
01:11:30,490 --> 01:11:32,492
but he is clearing out a room for me

1384
01:11:32,559 --> 01:11:33,960
in the Fortress of Solitude.

1385
01:11:34,270 --> 01:11:35,562
You mean the Buddy Bunker?

1386
01:11:35,695 --> 01:11:37,497
Batman.

1387
01:11:37,864 --> 01:11:38,865
He can wait.

1388
01:11:38,965 --> 01:11:41,968
You know, ever since Robin
got all swept up in his Nightwing phase,

1389
01:11:42,350 --> 01:11:43,636
he's been bugging me.

1390
01:11:43,703 --> 01:11:47,340
Wow. I remember when you would have
killed to be his sidekick.

1391
01:11:47,407 --> 01:11:49,976
Well, I've got my own sidekick now.

1392
01:11:51,644 --> 01:11:54,147
Oh, no, you're the sidekick.

1393
01:11:54,214 --> 01:11:57,550
This girl's a headliner
through and through.

1394
01:11:59,185 --> 01:12:01,321
Besides, if Batman really needed help,

1395
01:12:01,388 --> 01:12:03,523
he's got his League buddies, right, Dee?

1396
01:12:03,723 --> 01:12:06,559
Yes, while I agreed to be
a reserve member,

1397
01:12:06,659 --> 01:12:08,228
my true place is here.

1398
01:12:12,265 --> 01:12:13,266
Wait a minute.

1399
01:12:13,433 --> 01:12:16,202
They're talking about feelings
and what they learned?

1400
01:12:16,269 --> 01:12:18,238
That only happens at the end of the...

1401
01:12:18,338 --> 01:12:21,410
This is the denouement.

1402
01:12:21,374 --> 01:12:22,942
The de-new-ment!

1403
01:12:23,710 --> 01:12:26,179
It's de-now-ement, Lord Fauntleroy.

1404
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:27,947
Not today, BB.

1405
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:29,282
This show's over.

1406
01:12:29,382 --> 01:12:31,117
And we weren't even in it.

1407
01:12:31,217 --> 01:12:32,786
I am not understanding.

1408
01:12:32,886 --> 01:12:35,755
You said we had the role
that is big to play.

1409
01:12:35,855 --> 01:12:37,357
Keep watching.

1410
01:12:38,892 --> 01:12:40,794
You know, Zee, I've been meaning to ask.

1411
01:12:40,894 --> 01:12:43,229
Where did you send
that Cythonna crystal anyway?

1412
01:12:43,396 --> 01:12:45,980
You know, since I've come
to terms with this

1413
01:12:45,198 --> 01:12:49,269
whole dark magic part of me,
I figured let it decide.

1414
01:13:04,317 --> 01:13:06,319
Now I know what you're up to,
Control Freak.

1415
01:13:06,586 --> 01:13:08,988
Or should I say, Cythonna!

1416
01:13:16,596 --> 01:13:19,165
Man, it's like a farago of B.O.,
barbecue corn chips

1417
01:13:19,265 --> 01:13:20,667
and rancid strawberry milk.

1418
01:13:21,768 --> 01:13:24,437
Cayenne and onion chips, thank you.

1419
01:13:24,504 --> 01:13:26,973
I knew something was up
when you complimented Robin.

1420
01:13:27,730 --> 01:13:28,341
Who does that?

1421
01:13:28,475 --> 01:13:30,443
But now you've shown your hand.

1422
01:13:30,510 --> 01:13:33,847
And for the record,
I was always on to you, Cythonna.

1423
01:13:33,980 --> 01:13:35,348
Even before Raven was, I'm sure.

1424
01:13:35,448 --> 01:13:38,952
But, I too was waiting for you
to show your hand.

1425
01:13:39,190 --> 01:13:40,200
Really?

1426
01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:42,220
What is my hand, Boy Wonder?

1427
01:13:42,822 --> 01:13:44,491
Well, I could tell you,

1428
01:13:44,591 --> 01:13:46,593
but I don't want to step
on Raven's toes.

1429
01:13:46,659 --> 01:13:47,994
She wants her crystal back.

1430
01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:54,534
That's right. It is mine.

1431
01:13:54,667 --> 01:13:55,769
Now, give it to me!

1432
01:13:56,169 --> 01:13:57,437
Starfire, catch.

1433
01:13:58,338 --> 01:14:00,140
- Give what to you?
- Ah!

1434
01:14:00,206 --> 01:14:01,307
The crystal!

1435
01:14:03,276 --> 01:14:05,912
Oh, you mean the crystal
that was in the hand,

1436
01:14:05,979 --> 01:14:07,947
but is now no longer in the hand

1437
01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:09,349
because of the keeping of away.

1438
01:14:09,449 --> 01:14:11,217
Give it! Give it.

1439
01:14:11,685 --> 01:14:14,540
Horrible, horrible children.
Give it to me.

1440
01:14:14,187 --> 01:14:15,855
I demand it. My crystal.

1441
01:14:15,955 --> 01:14:18,525
Give it to me, you horrible,
horrible children.

1442
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:19,626
I will destroy you.

1443
01:14:19,659 --> 01:14:21,628
I will destroy this whole universe.

1444
01:14:21,861 --> 01:14:24,664
We told you, C-train,
we don't do epic threats.

1445
01:14:24,831 --> 01:14:26,766
Raven, send this fool somewhere
they give a snot.

1446
01:14:27,567 --> 01:14:29,202
At once! I demand you.

1447
01:14:29,302 --> 01:14:30,870
Please! I need it.

1448
01:14:30,970 --> 01:14:32,572
No!

1449
01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:36,476
Now what's we gonna dos?

1450
01:14:36,543 --> 01:14:38,812
I means, the TV's crooked, yo.

1451
01:14:38,878 --> 01:14:40,814
Nuh-uh. I can't watch a crooked TV.

1452
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,183
You know the strain
that's gonna put on my neck servos?

1453
01:14:43,983 --> 01:14:47,520
So, Raven, where did you send
our friend and her little crystal?

1454
01:14:47,754 --> 01:14:49,556
I don't know. Somewhere.

1455
01:14:52,826 --> 01:14:56,960
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

1456
01:14:58,980 --> 01:15:00,667
Great Scott, what is this?

1457
01:15:03,503 --> 01:15:05,739
According to the Justice League
computer,

1458
01:15:05,872 --> 01:15:07,841
it's from this crossover dimension.

1459
01:15:07,907 --> 01:15:09,476
Holy crossovers!

1460
01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:11,110
Does this mean the Super Friends

1461
01:15:11,770 --> 01:15:13,913
have to travel to this strange
dimension and return it?

1462
01:15:29,496 --> 01:15:33,833
That is going to be a hard pass
from the Super Friends.