1 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,148 (SPOOKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,757 (AMBULANCE SIREN WAILING) 3 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:02,562 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (SINGING) There's no bell 4 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,331 When you call for me 5 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:08,401 You'll be falling for miles 6 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,502 (SPOOKY LAUGHTER ON ALARM) 7 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:12,906 I'm bewitched by your misery 8 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:16,176 Let me know what you want from me 9 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:21,114 Whisper "love" in my ears 10 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:24,500 Before you try to get your hooks in me 11 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:30,123 I should warn you, my dear 12 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:33,526 My heart is a haunted house 13 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:37,464 Once you're in, you ain't getting out 14 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:41,501 It's the trap you've been waiting for 15 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:45,238 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors 16 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:48,375 No escaping the way you feel 17 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:53,546 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real 18 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:57,417 My, my, my heart 19 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:03,356 - M-m-m-my heart is a haunted - CHOIR: Haunted house 20 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,258 (WOMAN WHIMPERS) 21 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:09,620 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: M-m-m-my heart is a haunted 22 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:11,431 - CHOIR: Haunted house - (VILLAGERS GASPING) 23 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:14,868 (VILLAGERS GRUMBLING) 24 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,174 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 25 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:26,880 (PLAYING WEDDING MARCH) 26 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,548 (ALL EXCLAIM) 27 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,180 My love. 28 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:34,254 Cara mia. 29 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:37,123 (GASPS) The ring! The ring! Oh, no! No, no, no! 30 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:48,601 Oh, Thing! Best hand always has the ring! 31 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,980 PRIEST: Dearly be-loathed, 32 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:04,984 it is indeed a rare privilege to see our family 33 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:08,621 gathered together for this Addams tradition. 34 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,924 To commence this ceremony 35 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,459 and deliver these two 36 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:16,496 into the yawning void of matrimony, 37 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:21,134 we put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up. 38 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,690 (SLURPING) 39 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:24,904 (GUESTS GULPING) 40 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,973 (SOBBING) 41 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,575 (SUCKING) 42 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,810 I now pronounce you... 43 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,178 VILLAGER 1: Monsters! VILLAGER 2: Freaks! 44 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:33,279 VILLAGER 3: Get out, Addams! 45 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,447 VILLAGER 4: You've been here long enough! 46 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,149 VILLAGER 5: We've had enough of your kind! 47 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,617 Addams aren't wanted here! 48 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,850 VILLAGER 6: Leave already! 49 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:40,820 (QUICKLY) I now pronounce you husband and wife. 50 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:41,988 Quick, put the lime in the coconut 51 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,456 and drink 'em both up! 52 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,827 Sorry, I couldn't help myself. 53 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,229 VILLAGER 7: This is our home! 54 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:51,431 VILLAGER 8: You're not wanted! 55 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:52,632 VILLAGER 9: We don't want you here! 56 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,468 Everyone, to the bridge! 57 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:57,737 (ALL GASP) 58 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,600 Fire! 59 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,174 VILLAGER: Fire! 60 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,770 (GUESTS SCREAMING) 61 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,114 (FESTER YELLING) 62 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,150 (ALL YELLING) 63 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,990 (VILLAGERS GASPING) 64 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,159 You two love bats better fly out of here! 65 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,270 I'll hold them off! 66 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:22,462 Mazurka! (SCREAMS) 67 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,664 (VILLAGERS WHIMPERING) 68 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:25,999 (GRANDMA ULULATING) 69 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,767 Grab onto my hairy hump! 70 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,771 (FESTER GRUNTING) 71 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,942 I think I can see my house from here. (ECHOING) 72 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,611 Oh, no. That's a women's prison. 73 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,648 Oh, Gomez, why do hordes of angry villagers 74 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,216 follow us everywhere we go? 75 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,820 We are safe, my love, that is all that matters. 76 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,655 I want to find a new home 77 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,690 that is shrouded from the world. 78 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,693 Someplace that is truly us. 79 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:57,397 Yes! Somewhere horrible! Somewhere corrupt! 80 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,632 Somewhere that no one in their right mind 81 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,401 would be caught dead in! 82 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:12,178 (TIRES SCREECHING) 83 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,913 GOMEZ: Unhappy, darling? 84 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:16,649 MORTICIA: Yes, completely. 85 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,986 Oh, Gomez, you have torn down my walls 86 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,689 and stabbed your name onto my heart. 87 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,526 GOMEZ: My wan temptress, 88 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,595 your hand is as cold as a dead fish. 89 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,198 My love, that is a dead fish. 90 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:33,667 Mmm, mmm... 91 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,934 So it is. 92 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,871 Darling, 93 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:41,675 is that a wrinkle I see on your pallid brow? 94 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,876 What's wrong? 95 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,110 We can't run forever, my love. 96 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:46,880 I want a home again. 97 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,616 I want our children to grow up in peace. 98 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,118 I want to pick out cemetery plots. 99 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:56,560 Morticia, I swear on my life I will find us a new home. 100 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,324 And your every wish shall be granted. 101 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,560 Mon amour. 102 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,898 (GASPS) French. You know what that does to me. (GROWLS) 103 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,867 MALE SINGER ON RADIO: (SINGING) Wild thing 104 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,104 You make my heart... 105 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:14,774 (TIRES SCREECHING) 106 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,381 - (MORTICIA GASPS) - BOTH: We hit something! 107 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,324 - Is he all right? - (MAN MOANS) 108 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,893 No, he seems perfectly demented. 109 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:37,864 "State Hospital for the Criminally Insane." 110 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,399 Gomez. 111 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,138 GOMEZ: That must be the asylum. 112 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,673 MORTICIA: Oh, thank goodness. 113 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:49,142 A decent place to sleep for the night. 114 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,177 (MOANING AND ROARING) 115 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:54,881 Hmm? 116 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,151 Thank you, old boy. Lead the way. 117 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,210 (GROANS) 118 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,538 GOMEZ: It's quiet. Too quiet. 119 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,106 MORTICIA: Must be the off-season. 120 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,181 (DOOR CREAKS, SLAMS) 121 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,183 GOMEZ: Hello? 122 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,886 (RATS SQUEAKING) 123 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,622 There's no one here. 124 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,857 Could it be abandoned? 125 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:40,593 GOMEZ: It's creepy. Kooky. 126 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:43,530 MORTICIA: Mysterious. Spooky. 127 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:46,633 (ORGAN PLAYING OMINOUS MUSIC) 128 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,941 - (STOPS PLAYING) - Huh? 129 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:00,814 (PLAYS BEETHOVEN'S 5th SYMPHONY) 130 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,720 (PLAYS BACH'S TOCCATA AND FUGUE) 131 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,225 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 132 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,729 (PLAYS HALLELUJAH CHORUS) 133 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:16,996 (PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE) 134 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,898 (PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE) 135 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,333 (PLAYS FANFARE) 136 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,170 (PLAYING ASCENDING SCALE) 137 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,641 (CONTINUES PLAYING) 138 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,314 - (PLAYING ADDAMS FAMILY THEME) - (SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) 139 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,287 (RUMBLING) 140 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:45,492 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 141 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,528 It's hideous. 142 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,300 It's horrible. 143 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,766 BOTH: It's home. 144 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,868 (RESUMES PLAYING ADDAMS FAMILY THEME) 145 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,946 (RHYTHMIC THUNDERCLAP) 146 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,120 (ROMANTIC FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING) 147 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,989 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 148 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,610 (KITTY ROARS) 149 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,401 (THUNDERCLAP) 150 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:40,680 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 151 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,480 (BABY COOING) 152 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,500 (MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING) 153 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,328 (THUNDERCLAP) 154 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,300 (UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 155 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,170 (SINGERS EXCLAIMING) 156 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,723 (WOMAN SHRIEKS) 157 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,400 (WIND HOWLING) 158 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:35,602 (BAT SQUEAKS) 159 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,806 What a lovely morning! 160 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,776 (SLAMS) 161 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:43,943 Nice try. 162 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:47,781 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 163 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:51,840 Oh, you're always so grumpy before your morning coffee. 164 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,293 (TOILET FLUSHES) 165 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,428 Better? 166 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,829 (SLURPING) 167 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,899 (SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE EXHALES) 168 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,941 (ALARM BLARING) 169 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,610 (MOANS FRUSTRATEDLY) 170 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,413 MORTICIA: (ON SPEAKERS) Lurch, 171 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,581 it's time for breakfast. 172 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,870 (MOANING) 173 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,302 MORTICIA: Thing. 174 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,105 Have Ichabod wake the children. 175 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,110 Lurch, would you mind dusting the house? 176 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:52,312 LURCH: Mmm. 177 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,288 Slowly, Cleopatra. 178 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,191 I wouldn't want my favorite African Strangler to choke. 179 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,696 (LURCH MOANS) 180 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:13,333 (VACUUM WHIRRING) 181 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,642 (SNORING) 182 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,598 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 183 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,236 WEDNESDAY: (SIGHS) All right, Ichabod. I'm awake. 184 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,172 Not for long. (GRUNTS) 185 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,208 Real mature, Pugsley. 186 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,576 Oh, please. 187 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,778 You never threw an axe when you were my age? 188 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,549 Of course I did. I never missed. 189 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,720 How I wish something would liven up 190 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,521 this already tedious day. 191 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,856 (YELPS) 192 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,124 (GRUNTS) 193 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,227 Thanks for trying, Ichabod. 194 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,864 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 195 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,746 (RINGING) 196 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,216 Hmm. 197 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,890 (GATE THUDDING) 198 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,559 - (GATE CREAKING) - (GASPS) 199 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,269 (RAVENS CAWING) 200 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,243 GOMEZ: Pugsley? 201 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,780 Pugsley! It's time for sword practice. 202 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,415 Pugsley! 203 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,830 PUGSLEY: Let the games begin. 204 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,185 (CHUCKLES WICKEDLY) 205 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:17,357 (EXPLOSION) 206 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,758 (RUMBLING) 207 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,700 (BEEPS) 208 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,513 Here's Pugsley! 209 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,157 (DETONATOR BEEPS) 210 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,326 (GRUNTS) 211 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:54,894 (GASPS) 212 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,895 (GRUNTS) 213 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,833 GOMEZ: All right, son. That's enough. 214 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,204 (SIGHS) They blow up so fast these days. 215 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,242 (WIND WHISTLING) 216 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,179 (RAPID BEEPING) 217 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,830 Don't make me come up there! 218 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,555 (RAPID BEEPING) 219 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,258 This is your last warning! 220 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,528 (PARACHUTE TEARS) 221 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:34,901 (CRASHES) 222 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,671 (GROANING) 223 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,440 My head. Ow, ow, ow. 224 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,877 Pugsley, we're supposed to be working on your swordplay. 225 00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,790 Your Sabre Mazurka is two weeks away, 226 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:48,810 and you've barely practiced at all. 227 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,283 So I missed one practice. What's the big deal? 228 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,218 The big deal? 229 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,854 The Sabre Mazurka is the most important day 230 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,122 in a young man's life. 231 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,624 It's what makes you an Addams. 232 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,727 It's the day your entire family gathers around you 233 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:04,230 and passes judgment on your worth as a human being. 234 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,732 I hear it's like Thanksgiving. 235 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,702 But swords are so old-fashioned. 236 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,570 I'm more of a demolitions man. 237 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:15,108 Explosives have no place in a Mazurka. Hand them over. 238 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,613 - All of them. - (METAL CLATTERING) 239 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,615 And the TNT. 240 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,417 - And the M-80s. - (CLATTERING CONTINUES) 241 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,821 Roman candles. Bang snaps. Holy Hand Grenades. 242 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,289 - (SQUEAKING) - (ROOSTER CROWS) 243 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:33,993 Son, our family hasn't been all together in 13 years. 244 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,960 They are coming from all over the world 245 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,431 to see you on your special day. 246 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,467 I just want it to go perfectly. 247 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,436 All right, Pop. I'll practice. 248 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,971 That's my boy. 249 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,940 (METAL CLATTERS, BEEPING) 250 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:47,941 (RAPID BEEPING) 251 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,746 MORTICIA: (SNIFFS) Putrid. 252 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,147 Mmm. Horrifying. 253 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,515 I call spleen. 254 00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,152 Mmm... 255 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,620 - Ah, ow... - MORTICIA: Wednesday. 256 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,288 Please, no ink stains on the table. 257 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,190 - Yes, Mother. - (PUGSLEY MUMBLES) 258 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,191 (THUD) 259 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,662 Gomez, everyone we've invited 260 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,364 to the Mazurka has threatened to come. 261 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,267 I know. Isn't it wonderful? 262 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,368 (SIGHS) 263 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,605 All Addamses under one roof again. 264 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,373 Yes, but where will everyone sleep? 265 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,809 We'll have Lurch fix up the mausoleum. 266 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,310 It'll be like sleepaway camp. 267 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,578 (EXPLOSIVE BEEPING) 268 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,847 - Very well, darling. - (RAPID BEEPING) 269 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,183 - (EXPLOSION) - (FESTER SCREAMING) 270 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,351 (GRUNTS) 271 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,652 BOTH: Uncle Fester! 272 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,320 Brother! 273 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,689 (GROANING) 274 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,692 Don't worry, I'm okay. 275 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,794 The plate glass window broke my fall. 276 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,196 Ha! Ha! 277 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,310 BOTH: (SINGING) Rick'em, rack'em, roar'em, buzz 278 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,000 Addams is as Addams does 279 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,234 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 280 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,671 - I am thrilled you're here! - (GRUNTS) 281 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,600 (FESTER CHUCKLES) 282 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,407 I'm not late, am I? 283 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,110 Actually, we weren't expecting you for another two weeks. 284 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,978 Huh. So, not late. 285 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,513 I apologize, darling. 286 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,582 You see, I asked Fester to come early 287 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,850 to help Pugsley with his Mazurka practice. 288 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:06,853 Hey! (GRUNTING) 289 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:07,921 No! No! 290 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,223 (MUFFLED) Bad Kitty! That's a bad Kitty! 291 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,491 If I'd known you were coming, 292 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,259 I would have prepared the dungeon. 293 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,162 Please, don't worry. I'll sleep in the attic. 294 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,897 You won't even know I'm here. 295 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:22,202 I've practiced that move in a lot of people's homes. 296 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,671 - (CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY) - WEDNESDAY: Uncle, 297 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,140 can you tell us what's beyond the gate? 298 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,900 - (TRAY CLATTERS) - (LURCH GROANS) 299 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:32,512 Why ever would you ask that, dear? 300 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,981 I heard a strange noise in the fog earlier, 301 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,616 and I should like to investigate. 302 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,785 There's nothing out there but boring marshland. 303 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,550 There must be something. We never go anywhere. 304 00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:44,791 Who knows the untold horrors we're missing out on. 305 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,726 MORTICIA: Darling, we have all the horror 306 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:47,894 we need, right here. 307 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,930 Uncle Fester can go wherever he likes. 308 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,832 Now, now, there are some restrictions. 309 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,901 You know, I can't go to the mall, 310 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,970 or a zoo, or a building... 311 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,710 When you're older, 312 00:18:58,710 --> 00:18:59,773 you can travel to your heart's content. 313 00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:02,575 But for now, it's safer for you here. 314 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,477 (SIGHS) 315 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,979 Socrates, come. 316 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,116 FESTER: ...South America, Europe, China, 317 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,819 Asia, most parts of Africa. 318 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,788 I'm allowed in Antarctica! 319 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,397 (TV CLICKS) 320 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,166 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 321 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,135 ANNOUNCER: You're watching 322 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,404 Home, Art and Garden television. 323 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,276 The world's a big place, full of poor souls 324 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,312 who don't know the difference between shiplap and Shinola. 325 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,914 Well, I'm here to help. 326 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,415 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 327 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,518 I take your uninspired living space 328 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,588 and turn it into the perfect palace of your dreams. 329 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:52,359 No matter how outdated your design sense, I can help you. 330 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,661 My only flaw? 331 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,629 Sometimes I care too much. 332 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,797 (LAUGHS) 333 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,766 I'm Margaux Needler, 334 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:03,670 and I'm about to stage a Design Intervention! 335 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,390 You're welcome in advance. 336 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:08,800 Today, we're putting the finishing touches 337 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,176 on our biggest project yet. 338 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,845 Assimilation. 339 00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:13,880 We didn't just make over a house. 340 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,816 We made over a whole town! 341 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,353 And in just two weeks, on our live season finale, 342 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,488 you will be able to buy 343 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,560 your very own piece of Assimilation. 344 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,157 That's right! 345 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,192 In a Design Intervention first, 346 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,662 we are putting a whole neighborhood up for sale. 347 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,464 This will be your chance to purchase 348 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,599 the house of your dreams 349 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,734 in the town of your dreams! 350 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,970 Sounds good? I thought so. 351 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,472 Welcome to Assimilation, neighbor. 352 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,674 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 353 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,800 ANNOUNCER: This program brought to you 354 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,760 by Neighborhood Peeps. 355 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,478 Your neighbors are watching! 356 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,647 GLENN: And, we're out! 357 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,830 Love it. Perfect. 358 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,951 Let's set up for the walk-through. 359 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,286 Margaux, did that feel good to you? 360 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,387 No, Glenn. 361 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,756 We need more balloons, more confetti. 362 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,825 - Roger that. - What are we selling here? 363 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,895 Big dreams. You know how you get big dreams? 364 00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:03,263 - Uh... - With big ratings. 365 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,531 - Got it. - Double the balloons. 366 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,366 And I want a blizzard of confetti. 367 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,934 I want so much confetti that we need 368 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,700 snow patrols to find lost children. 369 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,372 I bet my home improvement empire on this town. 370 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,840 Every house must sell 371 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,175 or we're out of business! 372 00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:17,377 - It's got to be perfect! - PARKER: Mom! 373 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,112 You're never gonna believe this. 374 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,213 What is it, Parker? 375 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:23,160 I found a creepy mansion up on the hill! 376 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,451 I'm so glad you're exploring, Parker, 377 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,419 but I don't have time to talk right now, sweetheart. 378 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,540 Mama needs to help people. 379 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:30,523 I need help. Aren't I people? 380 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,292 MARGAUX: (CHUCKLES) Oh, you're cute. 381 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,294 Don't you have Chipper 'N' Cheer practice this afternoon? 382 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,595 Run along, honey. 383 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,397 Now, Glenn, what are the numbers we're expecting? 384 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,798 - Well, if you look here... - Mom! 385 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,100 (GLENN CONTINUES TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 386 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,101 Ugh! 387 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,371 (KIDS CHATTERING AND LAUGHING) 388 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,710 - (PUGSLEY STRAINING) - (WOOD CREAKING) 389 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,979 PUGSLEY: Left a bit. Up a bit. 390 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,548 Now, down a bit. 391 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,951 - (SNICKERS) Perfect. - (LURCH GROANS) 392 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:02,589 And three, two, one... 393 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,570 - (AIR HORN BLARING) - (GASPS) 394 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,494 (GROANS) 395 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,929 You made me miss! 396 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,400 Do you know how long it took for me to set this up? 397 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,301 Look, Pugsley... 398 00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:19,305 Your Mazurka's coming up, and, well, you're not ready. 399 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:21,975 Even if I am the only one who sees it. 400 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:24,100 So, pay attention, 401 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,478 and you might actually get through this. 402 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,479 PUGSLEY: Wait. 403 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,683 You're going to help me? 404 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,451 Why? 405 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:34,870 Because you are my brother. 406 00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:38,491 And... (ECHOES) I love you. 407 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,260 (FOREBODING MUSIC BUILDS UP) 408 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,665 All right. How are you gonna help me? 409 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,667 You see that hole over there? 410 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,135 Go stand beside it. 411 00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:52,500 Uh... That hole? 412 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,440 That hole. 413 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,342 PUGSLEY: Mmm... I don't get it. 414 00:22:55,342 --> 00:22:56,710 (WIND BLOWING) 415 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,347 PUGSLEY: Whoa. 416 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,160 - (SHOVEL CLANGS) - (BODY THUDS) 417 00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:14,160 Darling, not to criticize, (GRUNTS) 418 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,496 but is that really as tight as you can make it? 419 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,331 (SIGHS) I'm sorry, Gomez. 420 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:21,368 I'm just a bit preoccupied with the Mazurka preparations. 421 00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:23,970 - Oh, I am as well! (EXCLAIMS) - (CLAMP CREAKING) 422 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,439 I fear Pugsley is overconfident 423 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,475 and doesn't truly understand 424 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,770 the importance of this tradition. 425 00:23:31,770 --> 00:23:33,790 Good news, everybody. Pugsley's gone. 426 00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:35,348 MORTICIA: Wednesday, I know that tone of voice. 427 00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:37,550 Dig up your brother. At once. 428 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,185 (SIGHS) You're weakening the gene pool. 429 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,553 MORTICIA: Hold on. 430 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:41,721 What do you have there? 431 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,924 I'm not sure. I like it. 432 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:49,262 It's so... What's the word? The opposite of sad? 433 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,640 Darling, bring that to me. 434 00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:57,437 Strange, there's usually a murderous clown 435 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,673 attached to the other end of these. 436 00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:02,542 (GASPS) Wednesday, don't move! 437 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:07,681 What, in the name of all that is unholy, is that? 438 00:24:07,681 --> 00:24:10,850 (SMACKS LIPS) It tastes like cotton candy. 439 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:12,752 How do you know what cotton candy tastes like? 440 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:15,221 Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes. 441 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,924 Wednesday, wherever did this pink thing come from? 442 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,292 WEDNESDAY: Outside. 443 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,594 They're everywhere. 444 00:24:23,263 --> 00:24:24,597 (DOOR OPENS) 445 00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:31,805 FESTER: Strangest weather system I've ever seen. 446 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:33,740 (PUGSLEY SNARLING) 447 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,814 What is that? Where's it coming from? 448 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,215 GOMEZ: Wait, wait, wait. 449 00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:44,751 The fog, it's lifting. 450 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,486 Well, that would only happen if... 451 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:50,156 Someone drained the marsh. But who? 452 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,595 MORTICIA: A town. This is not good. 453 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:56,830 We must go down there 454 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,732 and introduce ourselves at once. 455 00:24:58,732 --> 00:25:02,502 This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive. 456 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,805 (PLAYING LIVELY TUNE) 457 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:18,251 GLENN: Let's keep going with the run-through, okay? 458 00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:19,352 MARGAUX: Welcome back. 459 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,154 I'm so delighted to show you my house. 460 00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:24,190 You can own one just like it, just less large. 461 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:27,930 Blah, blah, blah. Sconces, crown molding. 462 00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:30,330 Which leads us to what I call the Salon de Grandé. 463 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:33,233 Cross here, turn, and then say something like, 464 00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:35,201 "Now, before I show you this view, 465 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,836 "go to an antique store, 466 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:39,439 "buy a chair, and reupholster it. 467 00:25:39,439 --> 00:25:41,374 "'Cause you're gonna wanna sit down for this." 468 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,912 What? What's the matter? 469 00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:47,681 For heaven's sake, what's going on? 470 00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:50,450 Do I have something in my teeth? What is it? 471 00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:53,190 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 472 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,988 (SCREAMS) 473 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,525 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 474 00:25:58,525 --> 00:25:59,826 (CAR HORN HONKS) 475 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:01,270 MORTICIA: Not a single gargoyle. 476 00:26:01,270 --> 00:26:03,229 GOMEZ: Maybe this isn't such a bad thing. 477 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,331 We have been isolated here for a while. 478 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,967 FESTER: I could really see myself dying here. 479 00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:11,538 Play nice, Kitty. 480 00:26:11,538 --> 00:26:12,672 - (KITTY ROARS) - (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 481 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,641 Well, no one is running at us 482 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:18,780 with torches and pitchforks, so that's a plus. 483 00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:20,613 You know, darling, I don't think we'll need 484 00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:22,382 to put the family in the mausoleum. 485 00:26:22,382 --> 00:26:23,917 They can stay here! 486 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:26,152 The family would never be comfortable. 487 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,253 It will be years 488 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,255 - before rust and decay set in. - (WOMAN GASPS) 489 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,490 How you doing? 490 00:26:30,490 --> 00:26:32,759 It's all so... different. 491 00:26:34,227 --> 00:26:36,396 Pugsley, don't drink it all. 492 00:26:36,396 --> 00:26:39,320 This gentleman wants some, too. 493 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,867 - (WHIMPERS SOFTLY) - GOMEZ: Sir, it's all right. 494 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,769 - He's had all his shots! - (MAN YELPS) 495 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,270 What a nervous man. 496 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,273 Come on, Tish, let's explore the neighborhood. 497 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,942 I'm gonna pop in here for two minutes 498 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:51,444 and I'll meet you in the town square. Agreed? 499 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:54,347 - (DOOR BELL JINGLES) - Good day, all. 500 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:55,615 (PEOPLE GASPING) 501 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,184 Don't let me interrupt your cup of joe 502 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,587 or whoever you have in there. 503 00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:05,580 So, what's dark and bitter here other than yours truly? 504 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:08,728 (NERVOUSLY) We have the Madagascar Emerald Peaberry, 505 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:10,230 in a summer patchouli roast. 506 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:14,467 It has notes of oak, cherry, and yoga. 507 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:19,305 Hmm. You know, I'm looking for something a bit stronger. 508 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,974 Ah! Let me try that. 509 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:25,612 (CRUNCHING) 510 00:27:25,612 --> 00:27:28,248 Mmm! Morticia, you have to try these coffee grounds. 511 00:27:28,248 --> 00:27:29,783 They have a wonderful grit! 512 00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:32,152 Just a moment, what am I hearing? 513 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:33,553 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 514 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:34,988 (SINGING) This is where we all belong, yeah 515 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,556 Everybody come together 516 00:27:36,556 --> 00:27:39,893 Sing our song, sing our song 517 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:43,797 Life is really perfect We are one big family, yeah 518 00:27:43,797 --> 00:27:45,465 Everything is so much better 519 00:27:45,465 --> 00:27:47,567 When I'm like you and you're like me 520 00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:52,405 What's so great about being yourself 521 00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:55,275 When you can be like everyone else? 522 00:27:55,275 --> 00:27:59,612 Wow, that is absolutely horrible! 523 00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:03,450 It's easy to be happy when you have no choice 524 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:06,820 Yes, it's easy to be happy when you have no choice 525 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,922 Hold on, unless I miss my guess here, 526 00:28:08,922 --> 00:28:11,825 I believe that is supposed to be music. 527 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:12,992 They're greeting us with 528 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:14,427 one of their traditional songs. 529 00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:15,995 Well, then, we ought to do the same. 530 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:18,264 Wonderful idea, Fester. 531 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:20,367 Isn't it great when we are all together? 532 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:24,304 Say it again until you believe it 533 00:28:24,304 --> 00:28:26,339 - I believe it - (ALL GRUNTING) 534 00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:27,774 We believe it 535 00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:29,542 (BLOWS PIPE) 536 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,945 - (MUSIC STOPS) - (PEOPLE EXCLAIM) 537 00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:33,680 (SINGING) I'd tip my hat to you 538 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,160 I'd do just that (SCATTING) 539 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,518 Take it right off for you, But I haven't got a hat 540 00:28:38,518 --> 00:28:40,530 (SCATTING) 541 00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:42,756 I'm just a college boy, even at that 542 00:28:42,756 --> 00:28:43,890 (SCATTING) 543 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,626 I'd tip my hat to you But I haven't got a hat 544 00:28:46,626 --> 00:28:48,128 - (SCATTING) - (BATS SCREECHING) 545 00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:49,562 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 546 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,402 What? What'd I do? 547 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:56,703 How rude. 548 00:28:56,703 --> 00:28:59,500 Gomez, we should return home. 549 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,750 Morticia, this is not the old country. 550 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,577 True, these people are a little different. 551 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,713 But deep down, we're all the same. 552 00:29:06,713 --> 00:29:07,881 - (MAN SCREAMING) - (KITTY ROARS) 553 00:29:07,881 --> 00:29:10,250 We have to give them a chance. Get to know them. 554 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,818 We have to win them over. 555 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:13,520 - "Win them over"? - (BRAKES SQUEAL) 556 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,189 Well, good morning, neighbor! 557 00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:18,191 Margaux Needler. 558 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:21,528 Gomez Addams. At your service. 559 00:29:21,528 --> 00:29:22,896 My wife, Morticia. 560 00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:24,300 Charmed. 561 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:27,233 GOMEZ: Our children, Wednesday, Pugsley. 562 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:28,868 And my brother, Fester. 563 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,300 - Hey, neighbor! - (MARGAUX GASPS) 564 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:32,205 You know, we can see right into your windows? 565 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:35,542 (NERVOUSLY) Nice to, uh, meet you. 566 00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:38,244 As your neighbor, I'd like to offer you 567 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,347 the opportunity of a lifetime. 568 00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:42,615 How'd you like a free home makeover 569 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,285 from a world-renowned interior designer? 570 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:46,619 It will be a challenge, 571 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:49,890 but I can beautify that old house of yours so fast, 572 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:50,323 it'll make your head spin. 573 00:29:50,323 --> 00:29:51,424 I don't wanna brag, 574 00:29:51,424 --> 00:29:53,590 but mine already does that. Look. 575 00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:55,595 - (NECK CRACKING) - (CHUCKLES) 576 00:29:55,595 --> 00:29:58,765 I should like to see what this plastic woman has to offer. 577 00:29:58,765 --> 00:30:01,768 Yes, well... When is a good time to stop by? 578 00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:04,571 - Actually, Ms. Needler... - (CLEARS THROAT) 579 00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:06,573 Darling... 580 00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:09,409 Stop by anytime you'd like. 581 00:30:09,409 --> 00:30:11,611 Oh, wonderful! Then it's settled. 582 00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:13,947 I'll see you at your house, first thing tomorrow. 583 00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:17,550 You're welcome in advance! Ta! 584 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:19,486 - (TIRES SCREECH) - (GLENN GASPS) 585 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:21,621 That woman seems deranged. 586 00:30:21,621 --> 00:30:23,757 Her face reminds me of a death mask. 587 00:30:23,757 --> 00:30:26,126 "Deranged"? "Death mask"? 588 00:30:26,126 --> 00:30:28,328 You tell me she's got halitosis, 589 00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,630 and I'm hearing wedding bells! 590 00:30:31,564 --> 00:30:33,166 (RAVEN CROWING) 591 00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:36,936 (PLAYS CEREMONIAL MUSIC) 592 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:47,347 GOMEZ: Pugsley, this is the Addams family saber. 593 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:50,150 300 years of Addams 594 00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:53,253 have danced the Mazurka with this blade. 595 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,210 Uh-uh. 596 00:30:55,210 --> 00:30:57,624 Only when you've shown me you're ready. 597 00:30:57,624 --> 00:31:03,163 Your father was the greatest swordsman in Addams history. 598 00:31:03,163 --> 00:31:06,433 His Mazurka was the stuff of legends. 599 00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:09,202 So no pressure! 600 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:12,706 It's all right here, in the Mazurka handbook. 601 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:16,176 Every Addams performs this rite of passage 602 00:31:16,176 --> 00:31:19,546 to show that you're prepared to defend your family. 603 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:22,882 It sounds easy, but believe me, it's insane! 604 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:24,500 Fester, hand him 605 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,985 the goo-goo-ga-ga baby training sword. 606 00:31:26,786 --> 00:31:28,655 - (SWORD SQUEAKS) - Pop? 607 00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:31,424 Has anyone ever failed the Mazurka? 608 00:31:31,424 --> 00:31:33,360 Once. Your third cousin, Xander. 609 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,561 Never heard of him. 610 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:35,995 Exactly. 611 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,630 Music! 612 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:38,498 (GONG CRASHES) 613 00:31:38,498 --> 00:31:39,966 There's someone at the door. 614 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:43,570 Hi, guys. I'm going up to this creepy mansion. 615 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:46,539 If you don't hear from me in 30 minutes, send backup. 616 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,575 (DOOR CREAKS) 617 00:31:52,946 --> 00:31:57,183 (SLURRING) You rang? 618 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:03,423 Yeah, no. 619 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,325 Life's too short. See ya! 620 00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,930 (GROWLING SOFTLY) 621 00:32:11,865 --> 00:32:13,199 MARGAUX: Oh! 622 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,702 GOMEZ: (CHUCKLES) Good morning, Kitty. 623 00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:17,370 Greetings, Ms. Needler. 624 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,573 (DOOR SLAMS) 625 00:32:20,573 --> 00:32:22,342 Wow. (CLEARS THROAT) 626 00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:25,745 Good morning! I hope this isn't a bad time. 627 00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:27,747 The worst. Do come in. 628 00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:28,848 Glenn? 629 00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:30,216 - (ROARS) - (GLENN SHRIEKS) 630 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:32,385 - (PANTING) - (MARGAUX CLEARS THROAT) 631 00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:34,254 Welcome to the neighborhood. 632 00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:35,622 Thank you. 633 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:39,626 Oh, my! Hmm. 634 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:41,795 Are you ready for your Margaux makeover? 635 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:42,929 Quite. 636 00:32:42,929 --> 00:32:46,399 Pugsley's been climbing the walls in anticipation. 637 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,340 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 638 00:32:50,537 --> 00:32:52,138 MARGAUX: Well, well, well! 639 00:32:53,273 --> 00:32:54,941 Let's take a look around, shall we? 640 00:32:54,941 --> 00:32:57,243 And before you say anything, you're welcome. 641 00:32:58,278 --> 00:33:02,215 Now, if we're trying for a more contemporary look, 642 00:33:02,215 --> 00:33:04,818 well, these sconces have to go. 643 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:05,952 (MITCH YELPS) 644 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,889 The sconces were a gift from dead relatives. 645 00:33:09,889 --> 00:33:11,910 If we get rid of them, 646 00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:14,600 they'll be terribly hurt the next time they visit. 647 00:33:15,929 --> 00:33:18,465 And this is our whine cellar. 648 00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:21,468 We have a lovely collection of whines. 649 00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:23,300 WHINER 1: Are we there yet? WHINER 2: I want ice cream! 650 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,804 WHINER 3: What do you mean you're out of avocado toast? 651 00:33:24,804 --> 00:33:27,340 WHINER 4: This barrel makes me look fat. 652 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,342 And here's our bottomless pit. 653 00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:31,770 (HOLLOW RUMBLING) 654 00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:33,313 DENISE: Uh... How do we get across? 655 00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:34,481 One moment. 656 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,651 (CHITTERING) 657 00:33:47,794 --> 00:33:50,263 We call this surfing the web. 658 00:33:51,765 --> 00:33:52,832 (DENISE GULPS) 659 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,702 MARGAUX: Well! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 660 00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:57,504 DENISE: I'm scared. 661 00:33:57,504 --> 00:33:59,500 - I'm so scared. - (GLENN WHIMPERING) 662 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,941 - Oh, my gosh. - (DENISE PRAYING IN SPANISH) 663 00:34:01,941 --> 00:34:03,343 DENISE: I'm scared to close my eyes. 664 00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:04,444 I'm scared to open them. 665 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:05,545 (SCREAMING) 666 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:07,113 - (WHIMPERING) - (DENISE YELPS) 667 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:08,481 (SOBS) 668 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:09,983 (ROPE CREAKING) 669 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,861 (SIGHS) 670 00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:24,964 (GASPS) 671 00:34:24,964 --> 00:34:28,668 How do all those people fit in that little contraption? 672 00:34:28,668 --> 00:34:29,803 (PARKER YELPS) 673 00:34:29,803 --> 00:34:32,906 My vanity mirror only imprisons 14 souls at a time. 674 00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:34,240 (PARKER WHIMPERS) 675 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,575 Uh, you don't have a cell phone? 676 00:34:36,309 --> 00:34:37,811 That's weird. 677 00:34:37,811 --> 00:34:40,246 I may not have a cell phone... 678 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,248 Well, you don't have a crossbow, 679 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,500 and I thought everybody had one of those. 680 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:47,320 Mmm. 681 00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:49,356 My name is Wednesday. 682 00:34:49,356 --> 00:34:50,457 Okay. 683 00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:54,361 Uh, I'm Parker. How long have you lived here? 684 00:34:54,361 --> 00:34:58,898 My whole life. Which seems endless. 685 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:00,734 PARKER: I've never seen you at school. 686 00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:02,680 I'm cage-schooled. 687 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,700 - Excuse me? - It's terribly dull, 688 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,505 but my mother insists. 689 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:09,442 (SKIN SQUEAKS) 690 00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:11,878 I'm actually cutting cage right now. 691 00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:13,513 (PUGSLEY SNARLING) 692 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:16,490 Uh, okay. 693 00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:18,510 So, what happens at your school? 694 00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:21,421 Uh, not much, just friends turning on each other. 695 00:35:21,421 --> 00:35:24,124 Girls making other girls feel bad about themselves. 696 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,425 Typical junior high stuff. 697 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:26,426 WEDNESDAY: Intriguing. 698 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:32,399 Can anyone go to your school? 699 00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:34,901 I guess so. But who'd want to? 700 00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:35,902 FESTER: Wednesday! 701 00:35:36,703 --> 00:35:38,104 Great shot! 702 00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:41,574 (CAMERA CLICKS) 703 00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:44,110 (GIBBERISH CHANTING) 704 00:35:49,749 --> 00:35:50,817 (MARGAUX SCREAMS) 705 00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:52,118 (SCREECHING) 706 00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:53,520 (MARGAUX PANTING) 707 00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:58,591 Mr. and Mrs. Addams, there's really not much to do 708 00:35:58,591 --> 00:36:00,393 to make this place perfect. 709 00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:03,730 All we have to do is pull down the side walls, 710 00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:06,633 and then also break down the other two walls. 711 00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:07,801 (MOANS) 712 00:36:07,801 --> 00:36:11,971 Open up the ceiling by breaking it irreversibly. 713 00:36:11,971 --> 00:36:14,774 Just get this nasty little floor out of the way, 714 00:36:14,774 --> 00:36:18,645 and there you go. With just those little touches... 715 00:36:18,645 --> 00:36:20,914 Stop! Right there! 716 00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:22,782 Don't touch another thing! 717 00:36:22,782 --> 00:36:26,886 It's perfect. Ms. Needler, you have a gift. 718 00:36:26,886 --> 00:36:29,756 The good news is I can have a makeover crew up here 719 00:36:29,756 --> 00:36:31,925 and swinging hammers first thing in the morning. 720 00:36:31,925 --> 00:36:32,926 What do you say? 721 00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:35,462 We thought you were finished. 722 00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:37,497 Our whole family is coming in two weeks. 723 00:36:37,497 --> 00:36:38,865 (HIGH-PITCHED) Our finale! 724 00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:41,301 (NORMAL TONE) Our finale is in two weeks. 725 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:42,869 Thank you, Glenn. 726 00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:44,804 It's a gracious offer, Ms. Needler, 727 00:36:44,804 --> 00:36:46,206 but you really have done enough. 728 00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:49,309 It's our son's Mazurka. You understand. 729 00:36:49,676 --> 00:36:50,844 Thank you. 730 00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:54,848 (LURCH MOANS) 731 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,117 Uh, we're missing Mitch. 732 00:36:57,117 --> 00:36:58,118 Where's Mitch? 733 00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:02,822 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 734 00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:05,859 - Mitch who? - (BOTH SCREAMING) 735 00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:07,394 (GLENN WAILING) 736 00:37:08,161 --> 00:37:10,196 Gomez, I'll be blunt. 737 00:37:10,196 --> 00:37:13,366 I have 50 houses to sell down there, 738 00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:18,838 and their view of your property is, well, off-brand. 739 00:37:18,838 --> 00:37:22,420 - Fifty houses? - Yes. 740 00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:23,743 You know, ever since my family 741 00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:25,779 was chased out from the old country, 742 00:37:25,779 --> 00:37:29,149 my one dream has been 743 00:37:29,149 --> 00:37:30,850 to find a place we could call home. 744 00:37:30,850 --> 00:37:33,720 Once they see Assimilation, 745 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,356 (GASPS) I think they'll want to stay for good. 746 00:37:36,356 --> 00:37:37,657 (MARGAUX EXCLAIMS) 747 00:37:37,657 --> 00:37:41,528 Thank you so much for coming by, Membrane. 748 00:37:41,528 --> 00:37:42,862 It's Margaux! 749 00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:45,231 Well then, run, Margaux! 750 00:37:45,231 --> 00:37:47,901 - (GATE CREAKS) - Run, run, run! 751 00:37:52,839 --> 00:37:54,107 (GATE BELCHES) 752 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:56,843 That Wednesday girl is a freak. 753 00:37:56,843 --> 00:38:00,213 We're about to be invaded by a whole army of freaks. 754 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:02,115 It's tragic when people can't accept 755 00:38:02,115 --> 00:38:04,484 the help they so badly need. 756 00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:05,985 And when that happens, 757 00:38:05,985 --> 00:38:09,356 well, another kind of intervention is called for. 758 00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:12,792 MORTICIA: I agree, Gomez. 759 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:15,628 The whole family moving here would be a dream come true. 760 00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:17,864 But I don't trust that Margaux woman. 761 00:38:17,864 --> 00:38:20,900 She's an eccentric, darling, give her a chance. 762 00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:24,738 "Rasp-berry preserves." 763 00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:25,939 (SNIFFS) Mmm. 764 00:38:25,939 --> 00:38:28,942 Must be some kind of scented embalming fluid. 765 00:38:28,942 --> 00:38:30,910 (GASPS) 766 00:38:30,910 --> 00:38:33,380 Wednesday, practice your lurking 767 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:35,382 on someone other than your father. 768 00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:36,583 He's too easy. 769 00:38:38,718 --> 00:38:39,953 Much better. 770 00:38:39,953 --> 00:38:42,722 Mother, Father, I'd like to speak with you. 771 00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:45,325 What's on your mind, my little nightcrawler? 772 00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:47,600 I spoke with Parker this afternoon. 773 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,662 She's the daughter of that talking mannequin 774 00:38:49,662 --> 00:38:50,997 who came by. 775 00:38:50,997 --> 00:38:52,832 She told me about a communal school 776 00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:54,501 all the neighborhood children attend. 777 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:57,103 It's called "junior high." 778 00:38:57,103 --> 00:38:59,806 "Junior high"... 779 00:38:59,806 --> 00:39:02,308 Yes, yes, I have read about those 780 00:39:02,308 --> 00:39:04,744 in my abnormal psychology journals. 781 00:39:04,744 --> 00:39:06,646 Anyone of age can enroll. 782 00:39:06,646 --> 00:39:10,750 I think it would be good for me. 783 00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:13,119 Well, I think it's a capital idea. 784 00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:14,421 What of your studies here? 785 00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:17,257 Your taxidermy is coming along so well. 786 00:39:17,257 --> 00:39:19,659 Mother, would you really deprive me 787 00:39:19,659 --> 00:39:22,962 of the opportunity to torment children my own age? 788 00:39:22,962 --> 00:39:25,432 Ah, she makes a point. 789 00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:27,467 What's more, with Wednesday in school, 790 00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:30,136 we'd get to know the people here even better. 791 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:32,205 Well, Mother? 792 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:36,443 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 793 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,650 (KIDS EXCLAIMING) 794 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,455 Have a good day at school, dear. 795 00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:51,524 Do your worst! 796 00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:54,694 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 797 00:39:57,330 --> 00:40:01,534 Ah. Now I understand. This is a children's prison. 798 00:40:04,337 --> 00:40:06,600 TWINS: Who's that? 799 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:08,174 PARKER: Great. 800 00:40:09,476 --> 00:40:10,577 This is Wednesday. 801 00:40:10,910 --> 00:40:13,460 Hello. 802 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:14,748 - (TWINS GASP) - BETHANY: Hey, Parker. 803 00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:16,149 (PARKER GASPS) 804 00:40:16,149 --> 00:40:18,251 I got something for ya. 805 00:40:18,718 --> 00:40:19,719 (CHUCKLES) 806 00:40:20,186 --> 00:40:22,220 A moldy sandwich? 807 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,857 You're slipping, Bethany. 808 00:40:23,857 --> 00:40:25,692 You know what? You're right. 809 00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:28,428 - (BOY GRUNTING) - Let's kick it up a notch. 810 00:40:28,928 --> 00:40:30,730 (GIRLS GASP, GIGGLE) 811 00:40:33,366 --> 00:40:35,350 (BETHANY LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 812 00:40:36,236 --> 00:40:38,505 You have no sense of humor! 813 00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:39,706 (GIRLS GIGGLE) 814 00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:41,775 GIRL: Did you see her face? BETHANY: I know. 815 00:40:41,775 --> 00:40:42,776 Bethany, is it? 816 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,381 Don't cut your eyes on my crew unless you're ready to dance. 817 00:40:48,381 --> 00:40:52,285 What did you say, little ghoul? 818 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,522 I don't think you understand. 819 00:40:55,522 --> 00:40:58,725 I'm not locked up in here with you, Bethany. 820 00:40:58,725 --> 00:41:02,929 You're locked up in here with me. 821 00:41:02,929 --> 00:41:04,130 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 822 00:41:05,231 --> 00:41:06,399 (SCOFFS) 823 00:41:06,766 --> 00:41:07,934 Whatever. 824 00:41:10,203 --> 00:41:11,738 LAYLA: What did you do? 825 00:41:11,738 --> 00:41:13,106 You shouldn't have said that. 826 00:41:13,106 --> 00:41:16,443 There's nothing you can do. Bethany's way too popular. 827 00:41:16,443 --> 00:41:18,211 Popularity is fleeting. 828 00:41:18,211 --> 00:41:19,946 I prefer to set my sights 829 00:41:19,946 --> 00:41:22,415 on something a little more challenging. 830 00:41:22,415 --> 00:41:24,840 ALL: Like what? 831 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,386 - The establishment. - (GIRLS GASP) 832 00:41:29,155 --> 00:41:31,910 (MARGAUX SCATTING) 833 00:41:42,469 --> 00:41:46,740 Let's see. Who shall I be today? 834 00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:47,974 How about... 835 00:41:47,974 --> 00:41:50,610 Ah, Shelly Longbottom, on Sugar Ridge Lane. 836 00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:53,580 From Shelly Longbottom to everyone, 837 00:41:54,247 --> 00:41:56,416 "Did you hear 838 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:59,819 "about those Addams people?" Question mark. 839 00:41:59,819 --> 00:42:03,523 "Someone told me they're wanted in 30 states." 840 00:42:05,910 --> 00:42:06,659 (CELL PHONES CHIMING) 841 00:42:06,659 --> 00:42:09,462 You know they're raising a garden of man-eating plants? 842 00:42:09,462 --> 00:42:10,964 And feeding them our pets! 843 00:42:10,964 --> 00:42:12,999 Has anyone seen my Shih Tzu Fee-fee? 844 00:42:12,999 --> 00:42:15,168 They're gonna turn us all into zombies. 845 00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:16,803 Where are they from anyways? 846 00:42:16,803 --> 00:42:17,937 It doesn't matter! 847 00:42:17,937 --> 00:42:19,606 It's obvious they don't belong here. 848 00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:22,642 Honey! Oh, those awful people up on the hill. 849 00:42:22,642 --> 00:42:24,678 They're not even on Neighborhood Peeps! 850 00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:26,212 Well, that's suspicious. 851 00:42:26,212 --> 00:42:28,114 MAN 1: If other people are scared, then I'm scared. 852 00:42:28,114 --> 00:42:29,449 MAN 2: I believe everything I read. 853 00:42:29,449 --> 00:42:31,117 WOMAN: If someone posted it, 854 00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:32,485 it must be true. 855 00:42:32,485 --> 00:42:33,720 MAN 3: You invite one family in, 856 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:34,821 then all the families come in. 857 00:42:34,821 --> 00:42:35,989 WOMAN 2: Do you think we should investigate? 858 00:42:35,989 --> 00:42:37,570 I'm turning grey. 859 00:42:37,570 --> 00:42:38,692 MAN 4: I'm worried for the children! 860 00:42:38,692 --> 00:42:40,360 MAN 2: We need to talk to Margaux! 861 00:42:41,528 --> 00:42:42,796 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 862 00:42:43,496 --> 00:42:45,532 Open your books. Page 43. 863 00:42:45,532 --> 00:42:47,400 Follow the instructions. 864 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,536 - (SCOFFS) Yuck. - Oh. 865 00:42:49,536 --> 00:42:51,671 I've done this thousands of times. 866 00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:53,239 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 867 00:42:54,374 --> 00:42:56,900 - (METAL CLANKING) - (DRILL WHIRRING) 868 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:57,100 GIRL: Huh? 869 00:42:57,477 --> 00:42:58,578 (GASPS) 870 00:42:58,578 --> 00:43:00,847 - (CRANKING, DRILLING) - (STUDENTS GASP AND EXCLAIM) 871 00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:04,184 (STUDENTS MURMURING) 872 00:43:07,554 --> 00:43:09,890 Flip the switch! 873 00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:12,726 (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING) 874 00:43:16,262 --> 00:43:17,263 (ALL GASPING) 875 00:43:27,741 --> 00:43:31,411 Give my creature life! 876 00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:36,716 (STUDENTS WHIMPERING) 877 00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:41,187 Live! Live, I tell you, live! 878 00:43:41,721 --> 00:43:43,289 (STUDENTS SCREAMING) 879 00:43:45,692 --> 00:43:46,793 (SHRIEKS) 880 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:56,202 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 881 00:43:57,470 --> 00:43:59,439 - (STUDENTS WHIMPERING) - (FROG CROAKING) 882 00:43:59,439 --> 00:44:02,475 It's alive! It's alive! 883 00:44:03,276 --> 00:44:04,744 (ALL GASPING) 884 00:44:12,952 --> 00:44:14,387 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 885 00:44:14,387 --> 00:44:15,655 (CROAKS) 886 00:44:15,655 --> 00:44:16,756 (GASPS) 887 00:44:16,756 --> 00:44:18,892 - (FROGS CROAKING) - (STUDENTS SCREAMING) 888 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,960 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get them off me! 889 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,764 (ALL SCREAMING) 890 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,770 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 891 00:44:31,604 --> 00:44:33,807 Zombie frogs! 892 00:44:33,807 --> 00:44:35,742 Bethany's changed her look. 893 00:44:36,142 --> 00:44:37,310 It suits her. 894 00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:39,846 Awesome. Totally awesome. 895 00:44:39,846 --> 00:44:41,247 It is an honor... 896 00:44:41,247 --> 00:44:42,415 ...and a privilege... 897 00:44:42,415 --> 00:44:43,583 BOTH: ...to watch you work. 898 00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:46,186 Hey. Do you wanna go to the mall? 899 00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:50,230 Why not? I haven't seen a good mauling in ages. 900 00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:51,658 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ TUNE) 901 00:45:11,277 --> 00:45:14,470 It's late. I'm worried. 902 00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:16,349 GOMEZ: Darling, Wednesday will be fine. 903 00:45:16,349 --> 00:45:17,851 She can take care of herself. 904 00:45:17,851 --> 00:45:20,153 It's not Wednesday I'm worried about. 905 00:45:20,153 --> 00:45:23,356 It's the rest of them. We may need to provide an alibi. 906 00:45:23,356 --> 00:45:25,825 My love, it's game night. 907 00:45:25,825 --> 00:45:27,270 Wednesday will be home soon, 908 00:45:27,270 --> 00:45:29,162 so why don't you come and join us? 909 00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:32,999 Oh, very well. F-6. 910 00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:35,368 Pugsley, you heard your mother. 911 00:45:35,368 --> 00:45:37,370 Blow F-6! 912 00:45:39,205 --> 00:45:40,640 PUGSLEY: Fire in the hole! 913 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,642 FESTER: I'm king of the world! 914 00:45:42,642 --> 00:45:45,845 (SINGING) Near, far, wherever... 915 00:45:45,845 --> 00:45:47,313 - (RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS) - (RAPID BEEPS) 916 00:45:47,313 --> 00:45:48,548 (EXPLOSION) 917 00:45:50,150 --> 00:45:51,384 (ROOF CRUMBLING) 918 00:45:53,353 --> 00:45:54,854 (PANTS EXCITEDLY) Yes! 919 00:45:54,854 --> 00:45:56,556 You sunk my battleship. 920 00:45:56,556 --> 00:45:58,858 Ha-ha! Well done, Pugsley! 921 00:46:00,593 --> 00:46:01,695 (CLINKING) 922 00:46:07,767 --> 00:46:09,602 Hello, my uglies! 923 00:46:09,602 --> 00:46:13,273 Mother! I thought I felt my skin crawling! 924 00:46:13,273 --> 00:46:15,410 (BOTH LAUGHING) 925 00:46:15,410 --> 00:46:17,100 Grandma, what a surprise. 926 00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:18,611 I thought you were in Prague. 927 00:46:18,611 --> 00:46:20,460 I was! 928 00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:22,549 They caught me smuggling crocodiles out of the zoo. 929 00:46:22,549 --> 00:46:24,217 But I escaped and talked my way 930 00:46:24,217 --> 00:46:26,190 onto a Somali pirate ship. 931 00:46:26,190 --> 00:46:27,620 We got into a heated poker game 932 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:29,956 and I cleaned them out. (CHUCKLES) 933 00:46:29,956 --> 00:46:31,791 - Cheating or robbery? - GRANDMA: Both! 934 00:46:31,791 --> 00:46:33,593 Always remember, Pugsley, 935 00:46:33,593 --> 00:46:36,629 it ain't cheating if no one catches you. 936 00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:39,650 (SNIFFS) I haven't bathed in two weeks. Ugh. 937 00:46:39,650 --> 00:46:40,433 Or is it months? 938 00:46:40,433 --> 00:46:42,469 Ha! That reminds me. 939 00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:44,404 Guess what I've got, Pugsley? 940 00:46:44,404 --> 00:46:46,806 - Candy! - Oh, yes! 941 00:46:46,806 --> 00:46:48,875 MORTICIA: But the Mazurka isn't for a week. 942 00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:50,543 Why are you here so early? 943 00:46:50,543 --> 00:46:53,246 Gomez said you needed a little help with the party. 944 00:46:53,246 --> 00:46:56,316 And I said, I got my son ready for his Mazurka, 945 00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:59,919 so of course, I'm going to do the same for my grandson. 946 00:46:59,919 --> 00:47:01,254 I love him! 947 00:47:01,254 --> 00:47:03,256 It's true! I sent for her! 948 00:47:03,256 --> 00:47:05,250 I can't believe you bothered 949 00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:06,626 your mother with that, darling. 950 00:47:07,127 --> 00:47:08,294 Neither can I? 951 00:47:08,294 --> 00:47:09,996 He said you were in over your head. 952 00:47:09,996 --> 00:47:11,164 Thank you, Mother! 953 00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:13,500 Said you were more tense than he's ever seen you. 954 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,902 - I didn't say that exactly. - GRANDMA: Yes, you did. 955 00:47:15,902 --> 00:47:17,671 You said that exactly. 956 00:47:17,671 --> 00:47:18,805 Said he was worried 957 00:47:18,805 --> 00:47:21,274 you'd have a massive facial expression and... (GROANS) 958 00:47:21,274 --> 00:47:23,176 You know, I'm starving! Let's eat! 959 00:47:23,176 --> 00:47:25,979 Not until Wednesday gets home. 960 00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:28,481 Where is that granddaughter of mine? 961 00:47:28,481 --> 00:47:30,283 I got something for her! 962 00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:32,118 (LOUD CLANG) 963 00:47:32,118 --> 00:47:34,688 Ah, there's my little storm cloud! 964 00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:37,190 Wednesday, where have you been? 965 00:47:37,190 --> 00:47:38,491 WEDNESDAY: Elsewhere. 966 00:47:38,491 --> 00:47:40,126 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 967 00:47:41,327 --> 00:47:42,696 (MORTICIA GASPS) 968 00:47:42,696 --> 00:47:45,165 (BAT SQUEAKING, SLURPING) 969 00:47:48,635 --> 00:47:50,337 What are you wearing? 970 00:47:50,337 --> 00:47:52,872 Parker calls it a pop of color. 971 00:47:52,872 --> 00:47:54,474 While I certainly appreciate a horse 972 00:47:54,474 --> 00:47:55,642 with a spear through its head, 973 00:47:55,642 --> 00:47:56,710 the color is... 974 00:47:56,710 --> 00:47:58,712 She claims it brings out my smile. 975 00:47:58,712 --> 00:48:01,114 Wednesday, you don't have a smile. 976 00:48:01,114 --> 00:48:02,649 Turns out I have a lot of things 977 00:48:02,649 --> 00:48:03,950 you don't know about. 978 00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:07,987 (LURCH MOANS) 979 00:48:07,987 --> 00:48:10,230 GRANDMA: (GASPS) I see I got here just in time. 980 00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:11,758 You were right to call, Gomez. 981 00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:13,993 I'll talk to her. Hand me that bear trap. 982 00:48:13,993 --> 00:48:17,397 Thank you, Grandma. But I will handle this. 983 00:48:17,997 --> 00:48:19,399 Ah, suit yourself. 984 00:48:22,502 --> 00:48:25,939 When you're done with Fabio, send him up to my room. 985 00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:28,174 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. - LURCH: Oh, boy! 986 00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:32,545 MORTICIA: Wednesday. 987 00:48:32,545 --> 00:48:34,881 How would you like to join me tomorrow 988 00:48:34,881 --> 00:48:39,419 after the school for tea and séance in the cemetery? 989 00:48:39,419 --> 00:48:41,154 Is attendance mandatory? 990 00:48:41,154 --> 00:48:42,856 Come now, my little raven. 991 00:48:42,856 --> 00:48:45,325 You did so love it when you were younger. 992 00:48:45,325 --> 00:48:46,693 If you like, Mother. 993 00:48:48,862 --> 00:48:50,563 Sleep well, dear. 994 00:48:50,563 --> 00:48:53,990 Don't forget to kick your father good night. 995 00:48:55,368 --> 00:48:57,404 - (POP MUSIC PLAYING) - (SIZZLES) 996 00:48:58,438 --> 00:48:59,873 PARKER: What's your favorite filter? 997 00:48:59,873 --> 00:49:03,176 I don't know. I look black and white in all of them. 998 00:49:03,176 --> 00:49:04,511 PARKER: You know, when I met you, 999 00:49:04,511 --> 00:49:06,246 I thought you were super weird. 1000 00:49:06,246 --> 00:49:08,480 But now, I think you're really cool. 1001 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,282 I concur. 1002 00:49:09,282 --> 00:49:11,451 You're not completely devoid of merit yourself. 1003 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:13,553 I wanna say "thank you"... 1004 00:49:14,721 --> 00:49:16,220 (CREAKING) 1005 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,900 Oh, how'd that barrette 1006 00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:18,525 you bought yesterday go over at home? 1007 00:49:18,525 --> 00:49:22,796 Actually, my mother's reaction was, well, unexpected. 1008 00:49:22,796 --> 00:49:26,433 She was accepting. It depressed me. 1009 00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:29,736 One never wants to see one's mother that way. 1010 00:49:29,736 --> 00:49:30,937 But I must admit, 1011 00:49:30,937 --> 00:49:35,809 walking around in something so garish, so grotesque... 1012 00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:37,911 I was shocked how thrilling it felt. 1013 00:49:37,911 --> 00:49:40,480 (SIGHS) I wish I could do that. 1014 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,215 But my mom makes me wear this stuff, 1015 00:49:42,215 --> 00:49:44,217 and it's just so... 1016 00:49:44,217 --> 00:49:48,421 I believe the word you're looking for is "unfortunate." 1017 00:49:48,421 --> 00:49:51,825 Ugh. I'd love to just go crazy 1018 00:49:51,825 --> 00:49:54,394 and wear something that would shock her. 1019 00:49:55,562 --> 00:49:56,796 Well, Parker, 1020 00:49:56,796 --> 00:49:57,964 you're in luck. 1021 00:49:57,964 --> 00:50:01,334 You happen to be talking to the queen of shock. 1022 00:50:03,103 --> 00:50:05,238 (HAUNTING ARIA PLAYING) 1023 00:50:06,339 --> 00:50:07,674 (CAWING) 1024 00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:20,200 (CRYSTAL BALL RINGING) 1025 00:50:22,422 --> 00:50:23,590 Hello, Mother. 1026 00:50:23,590 --> 00:50:25,759 GRANDMA FRUMP: Where's my little wraith? 1027 00:50:25,759 --> 00:50:27,694 (SIGHS) Wednesday still hasn't arrived. 1028 00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:30,330 We agreed to come up here for tea and séance, 1029 00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:32,966 and now it seems she stood me up. 1030 00:50:32,966 --> 00:50:34,701 GRANDMA FRUMP: Morticia! Can you hear me? 1031 00:50:34,701 --> 00:50:36,102 GRANDPA FRUMP: You're not doing it right. 1032 00:50:36,102 --> 00:50:37,437 - Press that button there. - GRANDMA FRUMP: I did! I did! 1033 00:50:37,437 --> 00:50:38,505 GRANDPA FRUMP: Did you hear it click? 1034 00:50:38,505 --> 00:50:39,606 GRANDMA FRUMP: Morticia! 1035 00:50:39,606 --> 00:50:40,740 GRANDPA FRUMP: It's supposed to be on 1036 00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:42,142 - when you hear the click. - Wait, I see something. 1037 00:50:42,142 --> 00:50:43,843 GRANDPA FRUMP: You did it! GRANDMA FRUMP: Hello, darling! 1038 00:50:43,843 --> 00:50:45,612 Now, where's my granddaughter? 1039 00:50:45,612 --> 00:50:47,470 Just what I said. 1040 00:50:47,470 --> 00:50:49,182 I think she's distancing herself from me. 1041 00:50:49,182 --> 00:50:50,817 GRANDMA FRUMP: Oh, she's wrapped in a black hole 1042 00:50:50,817 --> 00:50:52,118 of emptiness and longing, 1043 00:50:52,118 --> 00:50:53,653 like all of us Frump women. 1044 00:50:53,653 --> 00:50:56,890 - GRANDPA FRUMP: Wednesday? - It's not Wednesday! 1045 00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:58,124 - GRANDPA FRUMP: Who's this? - It's me, Father. 1046 00:50:58,124 --> 00:50:59,192 GRANDPA FRUMP: Morticia? 1047 00:50:59,192 --> 00:51:01,561 What's wrong with you now? 1048 00:51:01,561 --> 00:51:03,663 The world can be so cruel. 1049 00:51:03,663 --> 00:51:06,299 And all she wants to do is run toward it. 1050 00:51:06,299 --> 00:51:08,168 GRANDMA FRUMP: She's a lot like you that way. 1051 00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:09,636 You wanted to see the world. 1052 00:51:09,636 --> 00:51:11,805 Find yourself. Serve time! 1053 00:51:11,805 --> 00:51:14,741 GRANDPA FRUMP: Listen, Morticia, remember the time 1054 00:51:14,741 --> 00:51:17,744 you ran away and joined the Girl Scouts? 1055 00:51:17,744 --> 00:51:21,314 We were so worried you were on a bad path. 1056 00:51:21,314 --> 00:51:23,750 But when you found out that campfires 1057 00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:27,530 were for roasting marshmallows and not other Girl Scouts, 1058 00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:29,550 well, you got bored and you came home. 1059 00:51:29,550 --> 00:51:31,358 GRANDMA FRUMP: We were so relieved. 1060 00:51:31,358 --> 00:51:32,826 GRANDPA FRUMP: Trust Wednesday. 1061 00:51:32,826 --> 00:51:35,929 Like you, she'll do the right thing. 1062 00:51:35,929 --> 00:51:39,499 Thank you, Father. That's most comforting. 1063 00:51:39,499 --> 00:51:41,534 GRANDPA FRUMP: Good. Wait a second. 1064 00:51:41,534 --> 00:51:42,769 When did I die? 1065 00:51:42,769 --> 00:51:44,270 GRANDMA FRUMP: 20 years ago. 1066 00:51:44,270 --> 00:51:47,400 GRANDPA FRUMP: Oh, right. Happy anniversary, darling. 1067 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,677 All right, Pugsley, let's, uh, go through it again. 1068 00:51:50,677 --> 00:51:53,780 You got this, Pugsley. This Mazurka's nothing. 1069 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,615 - (SLURPS) - (LIQUID SLOSHES) 1070 00:51:55,615 --> 00:51:58,551 - You eat swords for breakfast. - (BELCHES) 1071 00:51:58,551 --> 00:52:01,221 You just got a case of pre-ball jitters. 1072 00:52:01,221 --> 00:52:03,390 It's way more common than you think. 1073 00:52:03,390 --> 00:52:05,959 If a Mazurka lasts for more than four hours, 1074 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:07,560 contact your doctor. 1075 00:52:08,928 --> 00:52:10,964 From the top. Music! 1076 00:52:11,798 --> 00:52:13,133 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 1077 00:52:17,904 --> 00:52:19,239 (WHIMPERS) 1078 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,410 (CHOKES) 1079 00:52:24,310 --> 00:52:25,779 (HIGH-PITCHED MOAN) 1080 00:52:25,779 --> 00:52:26,946 Pugsley, 1081 00:52:26,946 --> 00:52:28,581 I can honestly say 1082 00:52:28,581 --> 00:52:32,719 that was most definitely a thing you did. 1083 00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,989 (CHUCKLES) A question, what in heaven's name was it? 1084 00:52:35,989 --> 00:52:37,390 The Sabre Mazurka. 1085 00:52:37,390 --> 00:52:38,591 (GASPS) 1086 00:52:39,826 --> 00:52:42,228 You know what? You've been practicing hard. 1087 00:52:42,228 --> 00:52:44,330 Why don't we call it a day? Hmm? 1088 00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:46,332 - Hit the showers, kid. - (SLAPS) 1089 00:52:46,332 --> 00:52:47,701 So, we're finished? 1090 00:52:47,701 --> 00:52:48,968 Ah, yes. 1091 00:52:48,968 --> 00:52:52,739 Yes, son. We are most certainly finished. 1092 00:52:52,739 --> 00:52:54,708 Mmm. Okay. Thanks, Pop. 1093 00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:56,142 Thanks, Uncle Fester. 1094 00:52:58,812 --> 00:53:00,780 (SIGHS) 1095 00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:04,818 This is a complete disaster! How did this happen? 1096 00:53:04,818 --> 00:53:06,319 And he's going to make a fool of himself 1097 00:53:06,319 --> 00:53:07,620 in front of everyone! 1098 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:09,656 Gomez, you gotta calm down! 1099 00:53:09,656 --> 00:53:11,925 There's still a day to get him ready! 1100 00:53:11,925 --> 00:53:15,562 Fester, a year wouldn't be enough to get him ready. 1101 00:53:15,562 --> 00:53:17,630 I've failed him, Fester. 1102 00:53:17,630 --> 00:53:22,268 I tried to raise him to be an Addams, but I failed. 1103 00:53:22,268 --> 00:53:25,380 They're going to eat him alive. 1104 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,110 (SINGING) I like it like that Ooh, baby 1105 00:53:30,110 --> 00:53:32,145 I said I like it like that 1106 00:53:32,145 --> 00:53:36,249 Ooh, baby, I like it like that 1107 00:53:36,249 --> 00:53:38,485 All right. Thank you. 1108 00:53:38,485 --> 00:53:40,887 Grandma, we already have a band. 1109 00:53:40,887 --> 00:53:43,289 They came highly recommended from the mortuary. 1110 00:53:43,289 --> 00:53:44,591 Oh. 1111 00:53:44,591 --> 00:53:46,626 (SCOFFS) I'm sure they're good. 1112 00:53:46,626 --> 00:53:49,496 My sister Sloom is going to be judging Pugsley. 1113 00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:51,398 And if things aren't done the traditional way, 1114 00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:52,966 she won't be happy, 1115 00:53:52,966 --> 00:53:55,235 and the Mazurka could be a disaster! 1116 00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:57,237 But what do I know? 1117 00:53:57,537 --> 00:53:58,672 Fine. 1118 00:53:58,672 --> 00:54:00,730 SHRUNKEN HEAD 1: Yay, we got the gig! 1119 00:54:00,730 --> 00:54:01,174 SHRUNKEN HEAD 2: We got it! 1120 00:54:01,174 --> 00:54:02,676 - Ah, one more thing... - (LOUD BANGING) 1121 00:54:02,676 --> 00:54:06,460 Oh, someone's at the door. I'd better go see who it is. 1122 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:07,881 (SHRUNKEN HEADS CONTINUE EXCLAIMING) 1123 00:54:07,881 --> 00:54:09,482 (DOOR CLANGS) 1124 00:54:09,482 --> 00:54:10,483 (GASPS) 1125 00:54:13,190 --> 00:54:16,723 (SINGING) What's so great about being yourself 1126 00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:20,860 When you can be like everyone else? 1127 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:23,396 Do not speak to your mother that way. 1128 00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:25,932 How dare you enter this house like that. 1129 00:54:25,932 --> 00:54:28,680 Wait, where are your tattoos? 1130 00:54:30,503 --> 00:54:31,938 Oh, thank the stars! 1131 00:54:31,938 --> 00:54:34,507 - Where were you? - Hanging out with Parker. 1132 00:54:34,507 --> 00:54:37,277 Is this why you skipped tea and séance? 1133 00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:39,279 Your grandparents were trying to contact you. 1134 00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:40,580 Holy Hades! 1135 00:54:40,580 --> 00:54:42,182 Whoever did that to you, Wednesday, 1136 00:54:42,182 --> 00:54:44,551 I hope the other guy looks worse. 1137 00:54:44,551 --> 00:54:47,487 Nobody did this to me. This is my new look. 1138 00:54:47,487 --> 00:54:48,755 Do you like it? 1139 00:54:48,755 --> 00:54:49,856 I do not like it. 1140 00:54:49,856 --> 00:54:52,580 Everyone knows pink is a gateway color. 1141 00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:54,894 I warned you about sending her to public school. 1142 00:54:54,894 --> 00:54:55,962 Don't worry. 1143 00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:57,697 Wednesday is never going to that school again. 1144 00:54:57,697 --> 00:54:59,320 - What? - MORTICIA: In fact, 1145 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,434 she's never leaving this house again. 1146 00:55:04,571 --> 00:55:07,640 Wow, that's some evil eye she's got there. 1147 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,777 No, that dead-eye stare is new. 1148 00:55:10,777 --> 00:55:12,979 And I think I know where she got it. 1149 00:55:12,979 --> 00:55:15,715 Hey, guys, this is me now. 1150 00:55:15,715 --> 00:55:18,718 If you like it, hit "like," but who cares if you like it. 1151 00:55:18,718 --> 00:55:20,153 - I'm living my truth. - (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 1152 00:55:20,153 --> 00:55:21,921 (SCREAMS) Parker? 1153 00:55:23,423 --> 00:55:25,492 - Who did this to you? - I did. 1154 00:55:26,226 --> 00:55:28,228 This is my new look, Mother. 1155 00:55:28,228 --> 00:55:32,799 I decided that from now on, I choose my clothes, not you. 1156 00:55:32,799 --> 00:55:36,202 Argh! This is that little creep Wednesday Addams' work! 1157 00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:39,472 She's not a creep. She's just not like you. 1158 00:55:39,472 --> 00:55:41,341 Why can't you ever let people be different? 1159 00:55:41,341 --> 00:55:45,612 Because it's my calling to make everyone the same. 1160 00:55:45,612 --> 00:55:49,516 (HISSING) Too bright! It burns! (GROANING) 1161 00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:52,419 Good! Maybe it'll burn away the weird! 1162 00:55:52,419 --> 00:55:53,620 I hate it here! 1163 00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:55,622 Everything's boring and fake and bright, 1164 00:55:55,622 --> 00:55:57,357 like plastic flowers! 1165 00:55:57,357 --> 00:55:58,591 Like you! 1166 00:55:58,591 --> 00:56:02,629 Parker! Plastic flowers live forever. 1167 00:56:02,629 --> 00:56:04,931 Now, you go think about that in your room. 1168 00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:07,634 With no social media. 1169 00:56:07,634 --> 00:56:10,103 No! Please, no. Anything but that! 1170 00:56:10,103 --> 00:56:12,772 Now go wipe that depressing goop off your face. 1171 00:56:12,772 --> 00:56:14,541 (SCOFFS) You first! 1172 00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:18,678 Oh! Those Addamses have gone too far this time. 1173 00:56:18,678 --> 00:56:21,715 I think they're going to need a little more help. 1174 00:56:37,497 --> 00:56:38,665 Hey! 1175 00:56:40,633 --> 00:56:42,502 Where are you going? 1176 00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:44,700 A friend's. 1177 00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:48,375 I hold people prisoner, not the other way around. 1178 00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:50,477 Good luck with your Mazurka. 1179 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:52,879 Wait, you're leaving? 1180 00:56:52,879 --> 00:56:54,681 Who's gonna torment me every day? 1181 00:56:54,681 --> 00:56:57,884 Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. 1182 00:56:57,884 --> 00:57:00,153 Besides, our parents have made it clear 1183 00:57:00,153 --> 00:57:02,922 that the only way to be accepted in this family 1184 00:57:02,922 --> 00:57:05,859 is to be exactly like them. 1185 00:57:05,859 --> 00:57:08,228 I can't play by those rules anymore. 1186 00:57:08,228 --> 00:57:10,764 Farewell, brother Pugsley. 1187 00:57:10,764 --> 00:57:12,665 Tomorrow, you become a man. 1188 00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:15,435 And I become a fugitive. 1189 00:57:17,103 --> 00:57:19,839 Always kinda knew it'd end up like this. 1190 00:57:19,839 --> 00:57:22,375 Just didn't think it'd be so soon. 1191 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:24,844 WEDNESDAY: I'll never forget you, Pugsley! 1192 00:57:24,844 --> 00:57:26,680 But I'll try. 1193 00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,783 Pugsley, have you seen your sister? 1194 00:57:29,783 --> 00:57:31,384 She's not in her room. 1195 00:57:31,384 --> 00:57:32,952 PUGSLEY: Mmm... 1196 00:57:32,952 --> 00:57:35,288 Pugsley. Where's Wednesday? 1197 00:57:35,855 --> 00:57:37,223 Um... Tsk. 1198 00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:43,363 Tick, tock, tick, tock, Mother. 1199 00:57:43,363 --> 00:57:46,132 You're getting very sleepy. 1200 00:57:46,132 --> 00:57:47,367 Pugsley... 1201 00:57:47,367 --> 00:57:51,104 She did not go to her friend's house. 1202 00:57:51,104 --> 00:57:52,939 She went to her friend's house? 1203 00:57:52,939 --> 00:57:56,810 I repeat, she did not go to her friend's... 1204 00:57:56,810 --> 00:57:58,440 (PUGSLEY GROANS) 1205 00:58:07,870 --> 00:58:08,388 (SIGHS) 1206 00:58:08,388 --> 00:58:10,490 (MELLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1207 00:58:20,967 --> 00:58:22,235 (CLEARS THROAT) 1208 00:58:23,169 --> 00:58:26,740 (SINGING) When the day is long 1209 00:58:28,408 --> 00:58:30,343 And the night 1210 00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:33,446 The night is yours alone 1211 00:58:38,685 --> 00:58:40,860 When you're sure 1212 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:42,655 - You've had enough - (SIGHS) 1213 00:58:44,190 --> 00:58:46,359 Of this life 1214 00:58:48,194 --> 00:58:50,263 Hang on 1215 00:58:53,933 --> 00:58:57,637 Don't let yourself go 1216 00:59:01,541 --> 00:59:05,211 'Cause everybody cries 1217 00:59:09,315 --> 00:59:14,287 And everybody hurts 1218 00:59:14,287 --> 00:59:15,689 - (WINDOW CREAKS) - (GASPS) 1219 00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:17,657 Sometimes 1220 00:59:17,657 --> 00:59:20,326 I shall be staying with you for a while. 1221 00:59:21,227 --> 00:59:25,650 (SINGING) Everybody hurts 1222 00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:30,470 MAN: (ON PHONE) If this doesn't work, 1223 00:59:30,470 --> 00:59:32,505 the next house we flip is gonna land on you. 1224 00:59:32,505 --> 00:59:33,707 Marty, listen to me. 1225 00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:36,309 Tomorrow, our finale will be the biggest half hour 1226 00:59:36,309 --> 00:59:38,440 your network has ever aired. 1227 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,213 There's just one more thing to take care of. 1228 00:59:40,213 --> 00:59:41,681 This better be good or you won't be able 1229 00:59:41,681 --> 00:59:42,916 to get a job as a doormat. 1230 00:59:42,916 --> 00:59:44,500 Yes, yes, yes. 1231 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,520 I intend to bring the house down. 1232 00:59:50,156 --> 00:59:52,158 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1233 01:00:01,434 --> 01:00:03,103 SNOOP DOGG: (SINGING) When the pimp's in the crib ma 1234 01:00:03,103 --> 01:00:05,672 Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot 1235 01:00:05,672 --> 01:00:06,940 Drop it like it's hot 1236 01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:08,408 When the pigs try to get at you 1237 01:00:08,408 --> 01:00:10,910 Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot 1238 01:00:10,910 --> 01:00:12,780 Park it like it's hot 1239 01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:13,546 And if a... get a attitude 1240 01:00:13,546 --> 01:00:15,882 Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot 1241 01:00:15,882 --> 01:00:17,170 Pop it like it's hot 1242 01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:19,686 I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon 1243 01:00:19,686 --> 01:00:22,756 And I roll the best... 'cause I got it going on 1244 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:26,559 (GONG CRASHES) 1245 01:00:27,927 --> 01:00:31,865 (DRONING) You rang? 1246 01:00:31,865 --> 01:00:34,334 It. Cousin. You made it! 1247 01:00:34,334 --> 01:00:35,468 (IT GIBBERS) 1248 01:00:35,468 --> 01:00:37,937 Please, come in. Make yourself at home. 1249 01:00:37,937 --> 01:00:39,706 (IT GIBBERING) 1250 01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:42,750 Where did she hide my phone? 1251 01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:43,576 I haven't been able 1252 01:00:43,576 --> 01:00:45,945 to post a photo of my lunch in almost three days! 1253 01:00:45,945 --> 01:00:48,448 And what about in there? 1254 01:00:48,448 --> 01:00:50,483 That's my mom's crafting room. 1255 01:00:50,483 --> 01:00:52,786 No one is allowed in there. 1256 01:00:52,786 --> 01:00:54,154 Then that's where it is. 1257 01:01:01,795 --> 01:01:03,163 Weird. 1258 01:01:09,936 --> 01:01:11,400 (LEVER CLICKS) 1259 01:01:16,176 --> 01:01:17,344 Whoa. 1260 01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:19,120 Hidden depths. 1261 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,947 PARKER: What is this? 1262 01:01:20,947 --> 01:01:23,917 There's Mr. Haney making a sandwich. 1263 01:01:23,917 --> 01:01:26,653 And that guy trying to put a tiny tuxedo on his cat. 1264 01:01:26,653 --> 01:01:27,921 - MR. FLYNN: Sit still! - That's Mr. Flynn. 1265 01:01:27,921 --> 01:01:28,988 MR. FLYNN: Why are you being so difficult? 1266 01:01:28,988 --> 01:01:30,560 - (CAT YOWLS) - Trying to make you 1267 01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,658 - look handsome. - My money's on the cat. 1268 01:01:31,658 --> 01:01:34,361 And there's our science teacher, Ms. Gravely, 1269 01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:37,364 putting her underwear in the freezer? 1270 01:01:37,364 --> 01:01:40,700 My mom must have built hidden cameras 1271 01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:42,602 into all of the houses. 1272 01:01:42,602 --> 01:01:44,400 WEDNESDAY: She really is psycho. 1273 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:45,138 - MARGAUX: Parker! - Whoa! 1274 01:01:46,506 --> 01:01:48,375 Hey, Mom. 1275 01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:50,777 We were just looking for you. 1276 01:01:50,777 --> 01:01:54,848 What have I told you about Mommy's crafting room? 1277 01:01:56,549 --> 01:01:59,652 Sorry to do this, but standards must be upheld. 1278 01:01:59,652 --> 01:02:02,155 Parker, someday you'll understand, and, Wednesday... 1279 01:02:02,689 --> 01:02:03,957 Well, anyway, Parker. 1280 01:02:06,326 --> 01:02:07,694 - (GRUNTING) - (DOOR RATTLES) 1281 01:02:07,694 --> 01:02:10,964 (SIGHS) My mom has a lair and a jail? 1282 01:02:10,964 --> 01:02:13,299 I knew I should have picked to live with my dad. 1283 01:02:13,299 --> 01:02:15,668 - We're gonna be on TV! - (EXCITED CHATTER) 1284 01:02:15,668 --> 01:02:16,836 Are we gonna be famous? 1285 01:02:16,836 --> 01:02:18,204 DENISE: Glenn, what do you want in the frame? 1286 01:02:18,204 --> 01:02:20,407 - Okay, everyone, listen up. - (WOMAN SHUSHING) 1287 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:22,342 It's the last run-through before the finale, 1288 01:02:22,342 --> 01:02:24,544 so let's try this one last time, okay? 1289 01:02:24,544 --> 01:02:27,280 We're gonna shoot across the town square to the gazebo 1290 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,150 where Margaux will make her grand entrance. 1291 01:02:29,150 --> 01:02:31,518 So everyone will be walking this direction 1292 01:02:31,518 --> 01:02:33,190 across the square. 1293 01:02:33,190 --> 01:02:34,821 Judy, you start here, 1294 01:02:34,821 --> 01:02:36,589 Ken, you're gonna follow Judy. 1295 01:02:36,589 --> 01:02:39,259 You can stand right here and... 1296 01:02:39,259 --> 01:02:41,661 Uh, is there a bathroom nearby? 1297 01:02:42,162 --> 01:02:43,697 (GASPS) Uh... 1298 01:02:46,866 --> 01:02:48,768 (HUSHED VOICE) Margaux, they're here! 1299 01:02:48,768 --> 01:02:50,370 MARGAUX: (ON PHONE) What are you talking about? 1300 01:02:50,370 --> 01:02:51,838 They're here! 1301 01:02:51,838 --> 01:02:54,740 The Addams family! 1302 01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:55,375 - (MAN EXCLAIMING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1303 01:02:58,945 --> 01:03:00,380 (MAN SCREAMING) 1304 01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:05,418 Pardon me. 1305 01:03:05,418 --> 01:03:06,553 (GLENN YELPS) 1306 01:03:07,530 --> 01:03:08,121 Excuse me. 1307 01:03:08,788 --> 01:03:09,956 What are we gonna do? 1308 01:03:09,956 --> 01:03:15,610 What we always do, Glenn. Help people. 1309 01:03:15,610 --> 01:03:18,231 "The Addams monsters are planning 1310 01:03:18,231 --> 01:03:22,102 "to attack the town tonight!" Exclamation point. 1311 01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,269 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1312 01:03:23,269 --> 01:03:25,939 "Meet at Margaux's house now." 1313 01:03:26,406 --> 01:03:28,108 Mmm? Oh. 1314 01:03:33,713 --> 01:03:36,416 Salutations, Addams. We're here! 1315 01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:39,452 Petunia, I love what you've done with your hair. 1316 01:03:39,452 --> 01:03:42,155 Thanks, I just had it mowed. 1317 01:03:42,155 --> 01:03:44,624 Please, come in. Make yourself uncomfortable. 1318 01:03:44,624 --> 01:03:46,926 - Uncle Onion! - (VOCALIZES) 1319 01:03:46,926 --> 01:03:48,328 - It's been so long! - Voilà! 1320 01:03:48,328 --> 01:03:50,563 Yes, so disappointed to see you. 1321 01:03:50,563 --> 01:03:53,933 Ah, you always manage to bring a tear to my eye! 1322 01:03:53,933 --> 01:03:55,680 (KISSES LOUDLY) 1323 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,804 Greetings, Dr. Flambe! How you doing? 1324 01:03:57,804 --> 01:03:59,939 - I'm on fire! - Good! 1325 01:03:59,939 --> 01:04:01,708 This party's gonna be lit! 1326 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:03,643 Ah, Auntie Sloom. 1327 01:04:04,277 --> 01:04:06,579 Auntie Sloom! 1328 01:04:06,579 --> 01:04:11,317 You are as radiant as a barrel of nuclear waste. 1329 01:04:11,317 --> 01:04:14,287 Where is the boy? 1330 01:04:14,621 --> 01:04:15,689 Pugsley? 1331 01:04:15,689 --> 01:04:17,657 - (PUGSLEY GRUNTING) - Ah, there you are. 1332 01:04:17,657 --> 01:04:18,958 Come down and say hello 1333 01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:20,326 - to your Auntie Sloom. - Ahh! 1334 01:04:22,929 --> 01:04:27,634 Gomez, this tradition is not to be taken lightly. 1335 01:04:27,634 --> 01:04:30,804 I trust that the boy has been properly trained. 1336 01:04:30,804 --> 01:04:32,372 Yes, once you see how we've... 1337 01:04:32,372 --> 01:04:37,100 It's bad enough this Mazurka is taking place in New Jersey. 1338 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:40,146 Now, where are the dregs? I'm thirsty. 1339 01:04:40,146 --> 01:04:42,148 MARGAUX: (ON MEGAPHONE) You've seen them! 1340 01:04:42,148 --> 01:04:45,452 You've heard the stories on Neighborhood Peeps! 1341 01:04:45,452 --> 01:04:49,856 Those Addams aren't people, they're monsters! 1342 01:04:49,856 --> 01:04:53,260 And now, there's an infestation of them! 1343 01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:56,363 They're here to destroy our beautiful community 1344 01:04:56,363 --> 01:04:57,564 and turn it into a place 1345 01:04:57,564 --> 01:05:00,330 that no Design Intervention can save! 1346 01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:02,535 Addams aren't wanted here! 1347 01:05:02,535 --> 01:05:04,371 They're monsters! They're all monsters! 1348 01:05:04,371 --> 01:05:07,474 We need to destroy them first! 1349 01:05:07,474 --> 01:05:09,376 Who's with me? 1350 01:05:10,243 --> 01:05:11,711 We'll be revealing Assimilation 1351 01:05:11,711 --> 01:05:13,913 and all of you to our audience in just an hour. 1352 01:05:13,913 --> 01:05:17,350 Our last chance to help these people is now. 1353 01:05:17,350 --> 01:05:20,854 Bill, John, do you still have that lovely catapult? 1354 01:05:20,854 --> 01:05:22,322 BILL AND JOHN: Yes, we do! 1355 01:05:22,322 --> 01:05:24,324 Are you sure about this? 1356 01:05:24,324 --> 01:05:26,192 MAN 1: We can't let them ruin our neighborhood! 1357 01:05:26,192 --> 01:05:27,260 MAN 2: Let's do it! 1358 01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:28,661 WOMAN: I want them out! 1359 01:05:30,430 --> 01:05:33,633 No one torments my family but me. 1360 01:05:33,633 --> 01:05:34,934 Hair clip, please. 1361 01:05:35,835 --> 01:05:37,700 Okay. 1362 01:05:43,276 --> 01:05:44,277 (CLICKS) 1363 01:05:45,879 --> 01:05:48,715 - (GASPS) - Cage school 101. 1364 01:05:50,216 --> 01:05:51,284 HEAD ADDAMS: He'd better be ready 1365 01:05:51,284 --> 01:05:52,686 or Auntie Sloom will have his head! 1366 01:05:52,686 --> 01:05:54,870 FEMALE ADDAMS: He looks very small. 1367 01:05:54,870 --> 01:05:55,789 MALE ADDAMS 1: That kid's got some big shoes to fill. 1368 01:05:55,789 --> 01:05:57,590 MALE ADDAMS 2: I certainly hope the boy's ready. 1369 01:05:57,590 --> 01:06:00,126 Well, I'm not going easy on him. 1370 01:06:00,126 --> 01:06:02,128 (PLAYING UPBEAT SPOOKY MUSIC) 1371 01:06:10,136 --> 01:06:11,237 FESTER: Heads up. 1372 01:06:11,237 --> 01:06:12,772 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 1373 01:06:12,772 --> 01:06:14,441 Hey, alto, you're flat. 1374 01:06:14,441 --> 01:06:16,760 (IT GIBBERING) 1375 01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:17,577 (LAUGHTER) 1376 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:21,614 Sloom. 1377 01:06:21,614 --> 01:06:24,500 - Sister. - Darling, I... 1378 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,819 I know the last time we saw each other, 1379 01:06:25,819 --> 01:06:27,320 we had that horrible fight. 1380 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,690 And I just wanted to tell you, from the bottom of my heart, 1381 01:06:30,690 --> 01:06:33,593 I won that fight! And I was glad I cheated! 1382 01:06:33,593 --> 01:06:37,630 You won? Still a sore loser, as always! 1383 01:06:37,630 --> 01:06:40,400 I want a rematch! Right here! Right now! 1384 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,936 Auntie Sloom? Can I get you anything? 1385 01:06:42,936 --> 01:06:44,304 When's the Mazurka? 1386 01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:45,905 Soon, soon. 1387 01:06:45,905 --> 01:06:47,741 Our daughter Wednesday isn't here yet. 1388 01:06:47,741 --> 01:06:50,510 If your daughter can't be on time, 1389 01:06:50,510 --> 01:06:52,812 then we will begin without her! 1390 01:06:53,446 --> 01:06:56,820 Very well, Auntie Sloom. 1391 01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:57,150 (LAUGHING) 1392 01:06:59,486 --> 01:07:02,922 - Attention, please. Attention! - (GLASS CLINKS) 1393 01:07:04,124 --> 01:07:05,325 (CRUNCHES, GULPS) 1394 01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:08,261 The hour is upon us. 1395 01:07:08,261 --> 01:07:09,362 Places! 1396 01:07:20,106 --> 01:07:21,608 (PLAYING CEREMONIAL MUSIC ON ORGAN) 1397 01:07:23,109 --> 01:07:28,882 We gather today to witness my son, Pugsley Addams, 1398 01:07:28,882 --> 01:07:31,685 perform his Sabre Mazurka. 1399 01:07:32,385 --> 01:07:34,200 (ORGAN CONTINUES PLAYING) 1400 01:07:54,374 --> 01:07:57,977 He will begin with a reading from the Terror, 1401 01:07:57,977 --> 01:08:01,748 which commemorates our cries in battle. 1402 01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:08,555 (IT GIBBERS) 1403 01:08:09,222 --> 01:08:11,257 (WAILING HOWL) 1404 01:08:16,896 --> 01:08:17,897 (IT GIBBERS) 1405 01:08:19,766 --> 01:08:21,568 (HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING) 1406 01:08:23,703 --> 01:08:27,607 And now, the transition into manhood. 1407 01:08:28,708 --> 01:08:29,709 (IT GIBBERS) 1408 01:08:30,276 --> 01:08:31,378 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1409 01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:32,779 (STRAINING) 1410 01:08:33,546 --> 01:08:34,914 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1411 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:39,753 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1412 01:08:45,392 --> 01:08:48,228 (CLEARS THROAT) And now, the Sabre Mazurka. 1413 01:08:48,228 --> 01:08:50,300 (EXCITED MURMURING) 1414 01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:57,570 Hold still. 1415 01:08:59,606 --> 01:09:01,975 The Addams mustache. 1416 01:09:01,975 --> 01:09:03,576 Now you're ready. 1417 01:09:05,879 --> 01:09:07,647 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1418 01:09:28,735 --> 01:09:29,736 (SWORD THUDS) 1419 01:09:35,141 --> 01:09:36,142 (CLANGING) 1420 01:09:37,444 --> 01:09:38,678 (ALL GASPING) 1421 01:09:44,684 --> 01:09:46,252 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1422 01:10:09,542 --> 01:10:10,643 (ALL GASP) 1423 01:10:10,643 --> 01:10:11,878 (MUSIC STOPS) 1424 01:10:11,878 --> 01:10:13,313 (GUESTS MURMURING) 1425 01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:15,480 GOMEZ: Pugsley? 1426 01:10:17,717 --> 01:10:19,319 I give up. 1427 01:10:19,319 --> 01:10:21,154 I can't do it, Pop. 1428 01:10:22,689 --> 01:10:23,890 GUESTS: Oh. 1429 01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:27,694 I'm sorry. 1430 01:10:28,628 --> 01:10:30,663 I let you down. 1431 01:10:30,663 --> 01:10:33,633 You haven't let me down, Pugsley. 1432 01:10:34,868 --> 01:10:36,636 I let you down. 1433 01:10:36,636 --> 01:10:38,338 I was so focused on doing things 1434 01:10:38,338 --> 01:10:40,140 the traditional way, 1435 01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:42,275 I forgot to let you be who you are. 1436 01:10:44,444 --> 01:10:45,845 (ALL GASPING) 1437 01:10:46,713 --> 01:10:47,781 MARGAUX: (ON MEGAPHONE) Hey! 1438 01:10:47,781 --> 01:10:51,685 Are ya ready for your Margaux makeover now? 1439 01:10:51,685 --> 01:10:52,986 It's Margaux. 1440 01:10:52,986 --> 01:10:54,354 She must have turned the whole town 1441 01:10:54,354 --> 01:10:55,989 into stark raving lunatics. 1442 01:10:55,989 --> 01:10:58,391 Well, I have to admit, I admire her work. 1443 01:10:58,391 --> 01:10:59,526 BILL: Let's do this thing! 1444 01:10:59,526 --> 01:11:01,361 It's locked and loaded, Margaux. 1445 01:11:01,361 --> 01:11:03,763 Let's go get 'em! We've had enough! 1446 01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:05,331 Fire! 1447 01:11:07,567 --> 01:11:09,200 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1448 01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:14,107 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 1449 01:11:17,243 --> 01:11:18,645 (PANICKED SCREAMING) 1450 01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:22,150 Pugsley! 1451 01:11:22,150 --> 01:11:25,850 What is the true meaning of the Mazurka? 1452 01:11:25,850 --> 01:11:27,587 It's about protecting our family 1453 01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:29,789 from those who would do us harm! 1454 01:11:29,789 --> 01:11:33,193 Go ahead. Show 'em what you're good at. 1455 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:35,562 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1456 01:11:37,864 --> 01:11:41,935 All we have to do is pull down the side walls! 1457 01:11:41,935 --> 01:11:43,970 ROCK MAFIA: (SINGING) You shouldn't mess with me 1458 01:11:43,970 --> 01:11:46,206 You don't wanna mess with me 1459 01:11:46,206 --> 01:11:49,976 'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family 1460 01:11:51,978 --> 01:11:53,146 (GUESTS SCREAMING) 1461 01:11:53,146 --> 01:11:56,160 Everyone, follow my boy! 1462 01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,283 (PUGSLEY CHUCKLING) 1463 01:12:01,870 --> 01:12:02,255 Hey, guys! 1464 01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:06,593 (SCREAMING) 1465 01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:11,698 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1466 01:12:19,272 --> 01:12:22,942 ROCK MAFIA: You might think that we are all loco 1467 01:12:27,447 --> 01:12:31,284 But this family is about to go global 1468 01:12:37,290 --> 01:12:38,758 MARGAUX: Fire! 1469 01:12:39,292 --> 01:12:40,560 (ALL WHIMPER) 1470 01:12:41,194 --> 01:12:43,430 Shakalaka bang, baby! 1471 01:12:50,537 --> 01:12:52,372 Quick! Out this way! 1472 01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:53,707 (ALL MURMURING) 1473 01:12:55,575 --> 01:12:57,100 (ALL GASPING) 1474 01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:58,845 Pop, I'm out of ammo! 1475 01:13:00,513 --> 01:13:02,115 We're trapped! 1476 01:13:02,115 --> 01:13:03,550 (RUMBLING) 1477 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,686 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1478 01:13:17,464 --> 01:13:18,832 (ALL YELP) 1479 01:13:24,337 --> 01:13:26,139 Hope I'm not crashing the party. 1480 01:13:26,139 --> 01:13:27,240 PUGSLEY: Wednesday! 1481 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:28,541 - Yeah! - (ALL SIGH) 1482 01:13:28,541 --> 01:13:30,410 Ichabod, quick, lower your branches! 1483 01:13:33,179 --> 01:13:34,848 Everyone, grab on! 1484 01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:55,602 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMS AND MURMUR) 1485 01:13:58,710 --> 01:14:03,143 Margaux Needler never stops until the project is complete. 1486 01:14:03,143 --> 01:14:04,544 (MARGAUX LAUGHING) 1487 01:14:06,613 --> 01:14:07,947 PUGSLEY: Fire in the hole! 1488 01:14:08,548 --> 01:14:09,716 (MARGAUX GASPS) 1489 01:14:09,716 --> 01:14:11,217 Mazurka! 1490 01:14:11,217 --> 01:14:12,752 (GUESTS CHEERING) 1491 01:14:14,621 --> 01:14:16,560 MORTICIA: Is everyone all right? 1492 01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,725 No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived? 1493 01:14:21,528 --> 01:14:23,290 (ALL SIGH IN RELIEF) 1494 01:14:24,798 --> 01:14:28,968 My little raven, I'm so happy you returned. 1495 01:14:28,968 --> 01:14:30,570 Of course I came back. 1496 01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:31,638 I knew there was no way 1497 01:14:31,638 --> 01:14:33,139 you were going to save yourselves. 1498 01:14:33,139 --> 01:14:35,575 You are like weak baby squirrels. 1499 01:14:35,575 --> 01:14:37,770 (GUESTS GROANING) 1500 01:14:39,446 --> 01:14:40,680 (RELIEVED CHATTER) 1501 01:14:48,655 --> 01:14:49,756 WEDNESDAY: Socrates. 1502 01:14:51,958 --> 01:14:54,561 Eight legs, nine lives. 1503 01:14:56,930 --> 01:14:59,990 GOMEZ: You were right, cara mia. 1504 01:14:59,966 --> 01:15:01,568 People can be cruel. 1505 01:15:02,502 --> 01:15:03,903 What have we done? 1506 01:15:03,903 --> 01:15:06,439 They're just a family. 1507 01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:07,607 MARGAUX: A family? 1508 01:15:07,607 --> 01:15:09,743 Oh, please! They're a bunch of monsters! 1509 01:15:09,743 --> 01:15:12,178 Don't go soft on me, people. 1510 01:15:12,178 --> 01:15:14,447 I will relish hounding you 1511 01:15:14,447 --> 01:15:16,683 until that nuclear waste dump of a house is gone 1512 01:15:16,683 --> 01:15:19,519 and your mutant family along with it! Ah! 1513 01:15:19,519 --> 01:15:22,589 Be careful what you wish for, Ms. Needler. 1514 01:15:22,589 --> 01:15:26,493 My family and I will never run from the likes of you again. 1515 01:15:29,863 --> 01:15:31,464 (GASPS, STAMMERS) 1516 01:15:32,132 --> 01:15:34,100 Deep breath, Margaux. 1517 01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:35,835 Okay, I have a finale to shoot. 1518 01:15:35,835 --> 01:15:37,470 Parker, let's go. 1519 01:15:37,470 --> 01:15:39,706 PARKER: I'm not going anywhere with you. 1520 01:15:39,706 --> 01:15:41,700 I'm staying with my friend. 1521 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:42,375 MARGAUX: Your friend? 1522 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,310 Parker, these people are freaks. 1523 01:15:44,310 --> 01:15:46,312 If they're freaks, then I'm a freak. 1524 01:15:46,312 --> 01:15:48,348 And so are all of you. 1525 01:15:48,348 --> 01:15:49,482 Exhibit A. 1526 01:15:49,482 --> 01:15:53,219 Ms. Gravely, you put your underwear in the freezer. 1527 01:15:53,219 --> 01:15:55,221 Hey, it's refreshing, okay? 1528 01:15:55,221 --> 01:15:57,390 Exhibit B. Trudy Pickering. 1529 01:15:57,390 --> 01:15:59,659 You sit on the toilet backwards. 1530 01:15:59,659 --> 01:16:02,228 Well, where else am I supposed to put my arms? 1531 01:16:02,228 --> 01:16:04,230 Wait, how did you know that? 1532 01:16:04,230 --> 01:16:08,234 Because your houses have been infested with Needler-Vision. 1533 01:16:08,234 --> 01:16:10,970 She has hidden cameras everywhere. 1534 01:16:10,970 --> 01:16:12,380 - What? - (ALL GASP) 1535 01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:14,708 WEDNESDAY: And watches you all of the time. 1536 01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:15,809 In my private time? 1537 01:16:15,809 --> 01:16:16,876 MAN: That is creepy, actually. 1538 01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:19,479 - What else has she seen? - That is over the line! 1539 01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:20,647 - MARGAUX: Shut up! - (ALL GASP) 1540 01:16:20,647 --> 01:16:24,170 Listen, you lemmings! This is my town. 1541 01:16:24,170 --> 01:16:26,753 You are nothing but a bunch of extras. 1542 01:16:26,753 --> 01:16:30,490 We are going to march down that hill and do a live show. 1543 01:16:30,490 --> 01:16:32,158 I expect you to convince 1544 01:16:32,158 --> 01:16:34,661 those brainless peons out there in the audience 1545 01:16:34,661 --> 01:16:37,197 that this is the perfect place to buy a house, 1546 01:16:37,197 --> 01:16:39,866 or none of you will be living here much longer. 1547 01:16:39,866 --> 01:16:41,534 - Do you hear me? - Actually, Mom, 1548 01:16:41,534 --> 01:16:43,269 everyone can hear you. 1549 01:16:43,269 --> 01:16:45,438 You've been live this whole time. 1550 01:16:45,438 --> 01:16:48,908 Three million people are watching you right now. 1551 01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,910 The real you, for a change. 1552 01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:53,446 Please, what do I care what a bunch of bloggers think? 1553 01:16:53,446 --> 01:16:54,547 GLENN: Margaux? 1554 01:16:54,547 --> 01:16:55,615 (YELLS) What? 1555 01:16:55,615 --> 01:16:57,283 It's the network. 1556 01:16:57,283 --> 01:16:59,419 They're taking your show off the air. 1557 01:16:59,419 --> 01:17:00,587 What? 1558 01:17:00,587 --> 01:17:03,230 No. I'll be... I'll be bankrupt. 1559 01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:04,457 Who will buy all these houses? 1560 01:17:04,457 --> 01:17:07,394 Okay, watch this. Now's my chance. 1561 01:17:07,394 --> 01:17:11,197 Excuse me, (CLEARS THROAT) I just tooted. 1562 01:17:11,197 --> 01:17:13,199 Furthermore, I think I can help you 1563 01:17:13,199 --> 01:17:14,734 get rid of those houses. 1564 01:17:14,734 --> 01:17:16,803 - What are you talking about? - Well, my dear, 1565 01:17:16,803 --> 01:17:19,706 you've got a bunch of houses you need to get rid of, 1566 01:17:19,706 --> 01:17:22,308 and I've got a bunch of family I need to get rid of. 1567 01:17:22,976 --> 01:17:24,444 WOMAN: Hello? 1568 01:17:24,444 --> 01:17:27,213 Excuse me. I'm Trudy. 1569 01:17:27,213 --> 01:17:31,284 Trudy Pickering. We... We never officially met... 1570 01:17:31,284 --> 01:17:33,720 Ah, yes. The toilet woman. 1571 01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:34,921 Right. 1572 01:17:34,921 --> 01:17:39,759 Listen, uh, please, give us a chance to make it right. 1573 01:17:39,759 --> 01:17:43,430 Let us have our own design intervention. 1574 01:17:44,431 --> 01:17:45,498 WEDNESDAY: Mother, 1575 01:17:45,498 --> 01:17:47,967 I spent time with these people, 1576 01:17:47,967 --> 01:17:51,938 and it is true, they are odd. 1577 01:17:51,938 --> 01:17:53,640 But we shouldn't judge them 1578 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,642 just because they're different. 1579 01:17:55,642 --> 01:17:57,243 (SOFT MURMURING) 1580 01:17:57,243 --> 01:17:58,945 (HUMMING) 1581 01:17:58,945 --> 01:18:00,580 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1582 01:18:06,653 --> 01:18:07,821 (CHUCKLES) 1583 01:18:10,123 --> 01:18:11,524 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 1584 01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,526 (WOMAN EXCLAIMS) 1585 01:18:18,431 --> 01:18:19,966 - Have a wonderful day! - ONION: Whoo-hoo. 1586 01:18:19,966 --> 01:18:21,340 MALE ADDAMS: And there you are. 1587 01:18:21,340 --> 01:18:22,268 - Bye-bye. - WOMAN: Thanks! Bye! 1588 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:29,642 Well, hello there! 1589 01:18:29,642 --> 01:18:32,445 Howdy, neighbor. How's the new house? 1590 01:18:32,445 --> 01:18:36,149 Oh, I love it. I hope you brought your umbrellas. 1591 01:18:36,149 --> 01:18:39,986 Oh, you put in a typhoon. What a great idea. 1592 01:18:39,986 --> 01:18:41,888 Don't forget the gift basket, silly. 1593 01:18:41,888 --> 01:18:43,289 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1594 01:18:43,289 --> 01:18:45,692 We got scented embalming fluid, 1595 01:18:45,692 --> 01:18:48,461 toes, teeth, a fruitcake, 1596 01:18:48,461 --> 01:18:51,164 rat bait, got some dried apricots... 1597 01:18:51,164 --> 01:18:52,399 (CHUCKLES) 1598 01:18:52,399 --> 01:18:55,335 He's like training a puppy, adorable but tiresome. 1599 01:18:55,335 --> 01:18:57,337 She's the woman of my dreams! 1600 01:18:57,337 --> 01:19:00,600 Her breath is like a baby's diaper. 1601 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,409 (GIGGLES) Fester, stop! 1602 01:19:02,409 --> 01:19:05,879 Who would have thought a guy like me, a total zero, 1603 01:19:05,879 --> 01:19:09,149 would have ended up with you, an also zero? 1604 01:19:09,149 --> 01:19:11,840 Well, do come in! 1605 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:17,257 SLOOM: Now, with the house rebuilt, Pugsley, 1606 01:19:17,257 --> 01:19:21,528 we can throw you the celebration you deserve! 1607 01:19:22,362 --> 01:19:26,199 You are Addams through and through. 1608 01:19:27,567 --> 01:19:29,402 (ALL APPLAUDING AND CHEERING) 1609 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:48,210 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 1610 01:19:49,220 --> 01:19:51,691 Oh, how lovely. The spirit's home. 1611 01:19:51,691 --> 01:19:54,894 Finally, back to normal. 1612 01:19:57,664 --> 01:19:58,998 We did good. 1613 01:19:58,998 --> 01:20:00,934 I won't tell anyone if you don't. 1614 01:20:03,203 --> 01:20:04,771 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1615 01:20:06,206 --> 01:20:08,208 (ADDAMS FAMILY THEME PLAYING) 1616 01:20:12,812 --> 01:20:13,813 (RHYTHMIC SNAPPING) 1617 01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:22,288 (MAN SINGING) 1618 01:20:22,288 --> 01:20:24,224 They're creepy And they're kooky 1619 01:20:24,224 --> 01:20:26,226 Mysterious and spooky 1620 01:20:26,226 --> 01:20:28,228 They're altogether ooky 1621 01:20:28,228 --> 01:20:29,696 The Addams family 1622 01:20:30,296 --> 01:20:32,198 There house is a museum 1623 01:20:32,198 --> 01:20:34,200 Where people come to see 'em 1624 01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:36,202 They really are a scream 1625 01:20:36,202 --> 01:20:37,637 The Addams family 1626 01:20:38,805 --> 01:20:39,806 - (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) - MAN: Neat. 1627 01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:41,841 - (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) - Sweet. 1628 01:20:44,711 --> 01:20:46,790 - (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) - Petite. 1629 01:20:46,790 --> 01:20:48,480 So get a witch's shawl on 1630 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,500 A broomstick You can crawl on 1631 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,520 We're gonna pay a call on 1632 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,688 The Addams family 1633 01:20:55,555 --> 01:20:56,723 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1634 01:20:56,723 --> 01:20:58,158 MIGOS: (SINGING) Family, family 1635 01:20:58,158 --> 01:21:00,193 I'd go to war for my family 1636 01:21:00,193 --> 01:21:03,630 Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family 1637 01:21:03,830 --> 01:21:04,898 They think that we crazy 1638 01:21:04,898 --> 01:21:07,100 They say that we crazy, can't handle it 1639 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:10,837 My back on the wall Who I'mma call, my family 1640 01:21:10,837 --> 01:21:14,307 We different, we stick out Wig out, bug out 1641 01:21:14,307 --> 01:21:16,760 Pop out, hop out Go 1642 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:17,844 Ball out, hey Show out 1643 01:21:17,844 --> 01:21:19,790 A'ight, this a party 1644 01:21:19,790 --> 01:21:21,414 Let's not make a problem No! 1645 01:21:21,414 --> 01:21:24,951 Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me 1646 01:21:24,951 --> 01:21:27,854 You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing 1647 01:21:27,854 --> 01:21:30,523 ROCK MAFIA: The wrong way, so you better think twice 1648 01:21:31,891 --> 01:21:35,261 You shouldn't mess with me You don't want to mess with me 1649 01:21:35,261 --> 01:21:38,732 'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family 1650 01:21:38,732 --> 01:21:40,133 You shouldn't mess with me 1651 01:21:40,133 --> 01:21:41,468 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You don't want to mess with me 1652 01:21:41,468 --> 01:21:42,602 MIGOS: No! 1653 01:21:42,602 --> 01:21:43,803 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: 'Cause if you mess with me 1654 01:21:43,803 --> 01:21:45,638 You're messing with my family 1655 01:21:45,638 --> 01:21:48,942 Ay, ay, ay, ay 1656 01:21:48,942 --> 01:21:52,379 ROCK MAFIA: You might think that we are all loco 1657 01:21:53,790 --> 01:21:54,748 Ay, ay, ay 1658 01:21:54,748 --> 01:21:56,116 MIGOS: Don't mess with my family 1659 01:21:56,116 --> 01:21:59,119 ROCK MAFIA: But this family about to go global 1660 01:21:59,119 --> 01:22:00,286 MIGOS: We blowin' up! 1661 01:22:02,555 --> 01:22:03,656 ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah 1662 01:22:04,424 --> 01:22:05,558 Yeah, yeah 1663 01:22:05,558 --> 01:22:07,293 (KAROL G SINGING IN SPANISH) 1664 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:21,608 MIGOS: (IN ENGLISH) Don't mess with my family 1665 01:22:21,608 --> 01:22:24,244 A'ight, this a party Let's not make a problem 1666 01:22:24,244 --> 01:22:25,445 No! 1667 01:22:25,445 --> 01:22:27,981 Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me 1668 01:22:27,981 --> 01:22:31,117 You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing 1669 01:22:31,117 --> 01:22:32,285 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: The wrong way 1670 01:22:32,285 --> 01:22:33,820 So you better think twice 1671 01:22:35,355 --> 01:22:36,990 ROCK MAFIA: You shouldn't mess with me 1672 01:22:36,990 --> 01:22:38,825 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You don't wanna mess with me 1673 01:22:38,825 --> 01:22:40,260 ROCK MAFIA: 'Cause if you mess with me 1674 01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:42,429 You're messing with my family 1675 01:22:42,429 --> 01:22:43,963 You shouldn't mess with me 1676 01:22:43,963 --> 01:22:45,965 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You don't wanna mess with me 1677 01:22:45,965 --> 01:22:49,335 'Cause if you mess with me, you're messing with my family 1678 01:22:51,871 --> 01:22:53,106 ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah, yeah 1679 01:22:54,341 --> 01:22:56,309 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You're messing with my family 1680 01:22:58,545 --> 01:23:00,347 KAROL G: Yeah ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah, yeah 1681 01:23:01,881 --> 01:23:02,982 MIGOS: Don't mess with my family 1682 01:23:02,982 --> 01:23:04,500 No! 1683 01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:06,553 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: Ay, ay, ay, ay 1684 01:23:06,553 --> 01:23:07,721 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You might think 1685 01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:09,989 That we are all loco 1686 01:23:10,790 --> 01:23:13,793 Ay, ay, ay 1687 01:23:13,793 --> 01:23:14,961 But this family 1688 01:23:14,961 --> 01:23:16,730 About to go global 1689 01:23:16,730 --> 01:23:17,831 (MUSIC TEMPO INCREASES) 1690 01:23:17,831 --> 01:23:19,532 MIGOS: They say that we mean Mean 1691 01:23:19,532 --> 01:23:21,368 They say that we rude Rude 1692 01:23:21,368 --> 01:23:23,169 They say we got problems Problems 1693 01:23:23,169 --> 01:23:25,500 But we say it's cool 1694 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:26,373 Family, family 1695 01:23:26,373 --> 01:23:28,575 I'd go to war for my family 1696 01:23:28,575 --> 01:23:31,711 Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family 1697 01:23:31,711 --> 01:23:35,150 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: Ay, ay, ay, ay 1698 01:23:35,150 --> 01:23:37,384 You might think that we are all loco 1699 01:23:37,384 --> 01:23:39,520 MIGOS: Don't mess with my family 1700 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,988 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: Ay, ay, ay, 1701 01:23:41,988 --> 01:23:45,191 But this family is about to go global 1702 01:23:45,191 --> 01:23:46,359 (SONG ENDS) 1703 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:49,950 (SPOOKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1704 01:23:53,900 --> 01:23:55,168 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (SINGING) There's no bell 1705 01:23:55,168 --> 01:23:56,903 When you call for me 1706 01:23:58,710 --> 01:24:02,175 You'll be falling for miles 1707 01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:06,120 I'm bewitched by your misery 1708 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:10,550 (CHUCKLES) But I love it when you smile 1709 01:24:10,550 --> 01:24:13,453 Let me know what you want from me 1710 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:18,458 Whisper "love" in my ears 1711 01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:21,528 Before you try to get your hooks in me 1712 01:24:23,296 --> 01:24:27,434 I should warn you, my dear 1713 01:24:27,434 --> 01:24:30,937 My heart is a haunted house 1714 01:24:30,937 --> 01:24:35,141 Once you're in, you ain't getting out 1715 01:24:35,141 --> 01:24:38,978 It's the trap you've been waiting for 1716 01:24:38,978 --> 01:24:42,749 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors 1717 01:24:42,749 --> 01:24:45,885 No escaping the way you feel 1718 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,890 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real 1719 01:24:50,890 --> 01:24:53,493 My, my, my heart 1720 01:24:54,627 --> 01:24:58,798 M-m-m-my heart is a haunted 1721 01:24:58,798 --> 01:25:00,333 CHOIR: Haunted house 1722 01:25:06,172 --> 01:25:10,143 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Watch yourself when you walk to me 1723 01:25:10,143 --> 01:25:14,140 Careful where your heart treads 1724 01:25:14,140 --> 01:25:17,484 Suddenly, you'll be in too deep 1725 01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:22,622 You'll be caught up in my web 1726 01:25:22,622 --> 01:25:24,991 You will think of me constantly 1727 01:25:26,493 --> 01:25:29,262 And it will drive you insane 1728 01:25:30,330 --> 01:25:33,666 Like the tattoo you can't remove 1729 01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:39,506 Like the blood in your veins 1730 01:25:39,506 --> 01:25:43,109 My heart is a haunted house 1731 01:25:43,109 --> 01:25:47,280 Once you're in, you ain't getting out 1732 01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:51,217 It's the trap you've been waiting for 1733 01:25:51,217 --> 01:25:54,487 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors 1734 01:25:54,487 --> 01:25:57,624 There's no escaping the way you feel 1735 01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:02,962 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real 1736 01:26:02,962 --> 01:26:04,864 My, my, my heart 1737 01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:12,405 - M-m-m-my heart is a haunted - CHOIR: Haunted house 1738 01:26:15,410 --> 01:26:18,278 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Yeah 1739 01:26:18,278 --> 01:26:21,581 - It's a haunted house - CHOIR: Haunted house