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(Speaking Latin)

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Girl: Hello!

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English, please.

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I'm surrounded by idiots.

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That girl is a lot.

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(Loud thud)

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(Gasps)

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(Rattling)

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(Crackung)

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I told you, pugsley.
It's push, not pull.

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Hello, everyone!

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I can't believe

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parents let their
children go out like this.

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They're all so clean,

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shiny.

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Gomez: Oh, it's
not all bad, my dear.

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At least they pit the
children against each other

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in a competition

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that will inevitably scar
the losers forever.

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Behold! The gift of prometheus!

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(Both cheering)

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Ugh.

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Step aside, kid.

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I'll show you how it's done.

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(Grunts)

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(Chuckles) Girl: What?

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(Continues grunting)
(Girls gasp)

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Wednesday: Ladies and gentlemen.

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Come on, come on.
Wednesday's next.

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Have you ever found
yourself discontented

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bythose closest to you?

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Are you irked by their inability

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to heed simple requests?

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Such as, "please don't
come to my science fair."

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(Chuckling)
She's talking about us.

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Wednesday: Do you
ever wish you could take

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their undesirable quahfies

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and eliminate them forever?

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It can be done.

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Meet my uncle fester.

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Hello!

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(Screams) (Mangags)

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(Body thuds) That's my brother.

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Observe.

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Hmm.

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(Sniffs)

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(Rattles) Mmm.

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(Grunts)

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(Chomping)

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(Burps)

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(All groan)

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Stomach-turning, isn't it?

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In stark contrast, however,

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is socrates.

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All: Aw.

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Psst! Are you gonna eat that?

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This led me
to ponder the question,

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what if personality
traits could be extracted

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and implanted between creatures?

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(Liquid sloshes)

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Bottoms up.

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Mmm. (Smacks lips)

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Ooh.

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(Bell dings)

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(Crowd applauding)

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(Chuckles) Yay! All right!
Thank you, thank you.

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What happened?

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(Crunching)

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(Laughs) Is there
a single person

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in the history of the world

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who's made more
of a breakthrough?

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She's an enfant terrible.

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With the focus on terrible.

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Here to present the
awards at this year's

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strange foundation
national science fair,

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is the brilliant innovator

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and the namesake of our
foundation, Cyrus strange.

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(Laughing)

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Hello, everyone.

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Oh!

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(Glitches slightly)
I'm so honored to be here.

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But, well,
I'm not actually there, I'm...

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Here! (Laughing) (People gasp)

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Well, you get it.

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Welcome to this year's
science fair.

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I'm excited to honor this group

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of brilliant minds
we have before us.

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(Glitching) Let's proceed.

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Announcer: And the winner is...

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Good luck. (Chuckles)

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Oh. You were serious.

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Announcer: Everyone
who participated.

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What? An nou ncer: That's right.

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This year, we are
embracing a new philosophy.

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Just trying makes you a winner.

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But how can you be a
winner if no one is a loser?

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Announcer:
Every single one of you

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is special.

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Disagree.

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He's not special.

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Did you see his volcano?

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What was that? Baking soda?

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Is this the third grade?

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It does not count!

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Don't you get it?

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Ugh. I get it, Wednesday.

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I watched your presentation.

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It was brilliant.

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Yes, I'm aware of that.

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I see a kindred spirit in you.

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Mm-hmm. The makings
of a great mind.

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If you'd like to share
your research with me,

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I could develop it
further in my lab.

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Imagine what would happen

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if we combined your data
with the proper resources?

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Alas, I can't share any of that.

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It's a family secret.

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Isee.

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And which family is yours?

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Fire in the hole!

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(Screaming)

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Pretty hot, eh, ladies?

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Nice job, Romeo.

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Morticia, my queen,

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you inflame me.

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I feel liquid magma
lapping at my body.

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You're on fire, dear.

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(Theme music playing)

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(Thunder crashing)

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Great thinkers need
obstacles to function.

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Yet, with every
meaningless trophy,

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I become more
and more unremarkable.

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And with every hug,
more brain cells erode.

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But, like the Phoenix
from the ashes,

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I shall rise above this setback.

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Together, we shall
turn heads, socrates.

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Starting with pugsley.

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(Pugsley squeaks) (Bones crack)

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(Groans)

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(Grunts)

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Huh? Love hurts, huh, kid?

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Well, I saw you
swing and miss horribly

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with the ladies
at the science fair.

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So, I thought you
should read my book!

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The fester method: How to
woo and other tips on love.

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(Laughs)

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You wrote this?

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Self-published, on the Internet.

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Not easy to do.

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Pugsley, I've been
on three first dates.

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I mean, who else has
that kind ofexpenence?

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I know this, uh,
goes against guy code,

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but what are you doing
Friday night?

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(Fanfare blaring) (Gasps)

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Hey, you kids,
come on down here.

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It's dinnertime.

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Mmm.

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(Yelps) Oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!

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(Pugsley coughs)

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It's dinner time, my
favorite nighttime meal!

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(Yelps) My balls!

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Ow, ow. My stomach! (Grunting)

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(Grandma screams)
Uh-oh, my head!

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(Screaming)

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(Laughs) Mmm.

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Oh!

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(Groans) (Fester groans)

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Please, uncle fester,
wait for the children.

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Children?

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I thought we were
having chicken.

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Where are those two?

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Pugsley may have an
appetite for destruction,

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but it's never a
match for his stomach.

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I wouldn't wait on pugsley.

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Kid's got a lot of
homework to do.

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(Sighs) This generation.

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Let's at least wait
for Wednesday.

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(Glass shatters)

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Why does nobody in this family

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come in through the front door?

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"Dearest mother and father,

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"I will not be attending this
evening's ritual mastication."

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I guess she's not hungry.

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"It's not that I'm not hungry,

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"I am just choosing
to spare myself

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"the agony of your compliments
on my performance today

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"and your needy attempt to hang
my award above the fireplace."

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I should go try to talk to her.

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Morticia: "Don't try
to talk to me.

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"I want to be alone."

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We should bring her
a plate at least.

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"Ps. Don't even
bring me a plate."

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(Groans) This is
the third dinner

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Wednesday has skipped this week.

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Why is she avoiding us?

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All I ever do is try to
love and support her.

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Gomez, I think she's
saying that's the problem.

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You're brilliant, Cara Mia,

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what? She's trying to tell me

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that what a young girl wants

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is a ton of attention
from her father.

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Or you could just
keep being yourself.

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Let her come back to
us when she's ready.

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But that could take forever!

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(Gasps) I have the very
solution to the problem, Cara Mia,

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we'll take a family road trip.

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What?

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You've always wanted to see
more of this great country.

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Well, it's true.

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We have some of the best
dark secrets, as countries go.

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Then it's settled!

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We are going on an
Addams family vacafion!

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(Rooster crowing)

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Gomez: Come on, kids.

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Feast your eyes
on the old Addams camper.

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Thing's been fixing it up.

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(Gulps and slurps)

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It's a hybrid.

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Half car, half eyesore.

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Wednesday: Mother,
father, this is cruel.

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Even for you.

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(Lurch groans)

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Thatsthespun, lurch. (Groans)

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(Horn screams) (Laughs)

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Let's go, Wednesday.

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It's time for some
family bonding.

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Whether you like it or not.

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You see, Wednesday,

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this trip will bring
the Addams family

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closer than ever before.
(Chuckles)

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(Pugsley straining)

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Or there will be no survivors.

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Man: Hello?

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Anybody home?

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00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,369
Hello?

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00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,470
Mr. Addams?

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Hello, good sir!

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I am Gomez Addams.

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And this is my wife, morticia.

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Charmed.

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I'll get right to the point.

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My name is mustela.

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I'm a lawyer representing a
couple in sausalito, California.

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Recent evidence
has come to light

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that on the night of my
client's daughter's birth,

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she may have been switched.

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With another child
at the hospital.

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Namely, a Wednesday Addams.

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(Morticia snickers)
(Laughing hysterically)

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Ooh, hilarious!

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All this, just to get out
of a family road trip.

252
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How much did Wednesday pay you?

253
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Excuse me?

254
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Oh! Sorry, sorry,
where are my manners?

255
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I think he's expecting a tip.

256
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,787
No, I'm expecting a DNA sample.

257
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Ifyouwlang the
child here, we can...

258
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I never seem to have a tip.

259
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,726
(Mr. Mustela gasps) I do.

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00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,529
Great uncle Zander left me
these tips in his will.

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I knew one day
they'd come in handy.

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There you go, my good man.

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00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,403
Well played.
Very amusing indeed.

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00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,371
I assure you, Mr. Addams,

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there's nothing amusing
about this.

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And this is far from over!

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I can't believe
he gave me the finger.

268
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,451
Mother, father,
who was that man?

269
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,286
Very funny, Wednesday.

270
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,921
(Laughs) Nice try.

271
00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:37,390
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

272
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:38,992
Who was he?

273
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,363
No one for you to worry about.

274
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,731
No one at all, dear.

275
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,633
Hmm.

276
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,536
Morticia: Thank you
for watching the house

277
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,870
while we're gone, grandma.

278
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,840
It's such a relief to
know it's in safe hands.

279
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:54,908
Oh, please.

280
00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:58,110
Trust me, these hands
have cracked many safes.

281
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,414
Thing, let the vacation
commence!

282
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,316
(Engine starts)

283
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,617
Let's roll!

284
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,789
(Up-tempo music playing)

285
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,257
(Tires screeching)

286
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,464
Bye! Farewell!

287
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,660
Adios! Toodle-oo!

288
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,235
Whoo-hoo-hoo! I
thought they'd never leave.

289
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,238
Spirit: Let's party!

290
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,307
(Grandma laughs)

291
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,420
You read my mind, chuckles.

292
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,877
Time to make some money.

293
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,586
I thought that first,

294
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,122
we shall pay our
respects to the immolated

295
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,357
in the witch-haunted city
of Salem.

296
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:48,428
Then, in the great nomadic
tradition of our ancestors,

297
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:52,332
we'll flit hither and thither
across this great nation

298
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,666
until we reach

299
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,802
ourfinaldesfinafion.
(Muffled screaming)

300
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:59,839
The place on earth
where people are happiest!

301
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,975
Death valley!

302
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,544
We'll be gone for three weeks.

303
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,112
Three weeks?

304
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,281
You're both growing up so fast.

305
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,916
Soon, youh move out,

306
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,518
and it'll be nice
to have a memory

307
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,190
we could look back upon.

308
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,555
No matter how terrible.

309
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,223
Ooh, like prom night.

310
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,250
(Up-tempo music continues)

311
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,499
(Horn blares)

312
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,935
I can't believe the boss
made me bring backup.

313
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,804
No offense, I just
really don't see

314
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,339
what you bring to the table.

315
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,540
(Growls)

316
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,974
All I know is,

317
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:36,420
if we don't get that girl

318
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,510
and bring her back to sausalito,

319
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,845
we'll both be fired.

320
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,180
(Growls)

321
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,148
Oh, ugh. Mint?

322
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,384
You know what? Take 'em all.

323
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,756
(Up-tempo music continues)

324
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,939
(Eerie vocalizing)

325
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,276
(Continues vocalizing)

326
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,911
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
And then it goes...

327
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,881
(Vocalizing in deep voice)

328
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,919
Anyway, it's not finished yet,

329
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,288
but it's my best rock opera yet.

330
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,290
I'm calling it rocktapus.

331
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,359
I wrote it in the bath.

332
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,162
I've been taking
a lot of baths recently.

333
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,530
You know, I think it's...

334
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,965
(Bell dings)

335
00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:33,660
(Fester gasps)

336
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,971
All that beautiful water!
(Echoes)

337
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,940
Forget Salem! We
know how it turned out.

338
00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:42,308
Change of plans.

339
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,410
(Tires screeching)

340
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:02,195
Thing, how did this happen?

341
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,830
We were supposed to be in Salem.

342
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,801
Ah, don't be mad, brother.

343
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,403
Niagara Falls is the
great wonder of the world

344
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,730
and kills the most tourists

345
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,909
with its powerful, seducfive

346
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,645
water. (Echoes)

347
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,513
(Water bubbling)

348
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,749
Gomez: (Muffled) Fester? Fester?

349
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,351
(In normal voice) Hey, fester.

350
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:25,952
Are you feeling all right?

351
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,588
You're not your usual
creepy self.

352
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,823
Not especially.

353
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,291
Will you take a look at this?

354
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,293
Does this seem off
to you? (Sniffing)

355
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,694
It smells okay,

356
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,463
but make sure to put it
in the fridge.

357
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,980
Seafood turns very quickly.

358
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,200
Having fun?

359
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:46,172
I'm staring at Canada, if
that answers your question.

360
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,941
I'm sorry, Wednesday.

361
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,542
I know how much
you wanted to see

362
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,120
where girls your age
were burned at the stake.

363
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,246
What did you call them again?

364
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,615
Squad ghouls.

365
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,251
What do you say
we do a little exploring?

366
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,319
Justus.

367
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,388
I saw a vintage store in town.

368
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,724
Maybe it's time for you
to try out a more mature look.

369
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,862
The little black dress
is a classic, mother.

370
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,563
There's my little holy terror.

371
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,965
(Groans)

372
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,334
You know how I feel
about hugs, father.

373
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,136
(Gasps and chuckles)

374
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:21,207
Did you know dozens of people
tried to go over these falls

375
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,709
in wooden barrels?

376
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,277
Does anyone survive?

377
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,846
Some do. Some don't.

378
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:30,684
I hear it's a barrel of fun.

379
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,686
(Laughs) (Wednesday groans)

380
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:36,890
Pugsley, have you ever worn
a coat of live bees?

381
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,591
Girl: (Laughs) OMG.

382
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,694
I should totes take a selfie
of this moment.

383
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,620
(Camera clicking)

384
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,931
Ah! This is
the perfect opportunity

385
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,866
to try out the moves in my book.

386
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,168
The key with women

387
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,737
is to make a strong
first impression.

388
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,272
You mean like a bad smell?

389
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,907
Well, that goes without saying.

390
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,577
What I mean is, it's
important to make a big splash.

391
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,279
Are you with me, kid?

392
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,383
(Grunts) (Girls gasp)

393
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,617
Huh? Pugsley: Ouch!

394
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:06,286
I just skinned my knee

395
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,455
falling for you.

396
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,523
(Both laughing)

397
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,559
That's so corny.

398
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,928
Ugh. Did you get that
from a book?

399
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,629
Uh-oh. Uh... (Girls laughing)

400
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,932
Leave this to me.

401
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,534
Excuse me, vacuous lemmings.

402
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,772
(Gasps) Oh, come on.

403
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,144
(Dance music playing)
(Pugsley whimpering)

404
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,392
(Mimics explosion)

405
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,296
(Grunting)

406
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,999
Stop! No! (Groaning)

407
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,502
(All laughing)

408
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,246
(Screaming)

409
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,920
Madison, would you do me
the honor of becoming my wife?

410
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,355
(Pugsley screaming)
(Madison gasps)

411
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,824
(Shrieks) Help!

412
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:19,192
Is that a maybe?

413
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,794
(Screaming)

414
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,796
(Grunts and screaming)

415
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,100
(Whimpering)

416
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,369
(Screaming) (Crowd gasps)

417
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,206
(Grunts and screaming)

418
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,476
(All exclaim)

419
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,478
Right in the niagara balls!

420
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,347
(Muffled groaning)

421
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,383
(Yelps)

422
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,285
Gomez:
Nobody is renting barrels.

423
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,154
I had to buy 300 pickles
just to get these.

424
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,689
Mr. Mustela: You go that way.
I'll look over here.

425
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,690
Gomez, look.

426
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:53,493
Isn't that the weaselly man

427
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,562
who came to the house
looking for Wednesday?

428
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,798
Well, I have to admit,
I admire the man's tenacity.

429
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,330
Wednesday, let's try

430
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,569
a little family
trust-building exercise.

431
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,904
I don't believe in exercise.
Gomez: Sorry!

432
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:06,840
(Wednesday grunting)

433
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,541
(Yelps)

434
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,977
(Growls)

435
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:17,150
Excelsior! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

436
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,220
(Groans) Hey, hey, wait for me!

437
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,188
I wanna go in the water too!

438
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,890
(Both grunting)

439
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,580
(Both yelling)

440
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:29,929
(Bird squawks)

441
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,332
Mr. Mustela: Help! Pongo!

442
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,367
Guess that takes care of that.

443
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,770
Hey, where's pugsley?

444
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,171
(Water bubbles)

445
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,607
Well, look at this,
a tiny floating person.

446
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,108
(Doll squeaks) (Muffled groan)

447
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,610
Oh! There he is.

448
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,879
(Gasps and coughing)

449
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,783
How great was that, Wednesday?

450
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:51,618
And we both survived.

451
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,920
Another thing we have in common.

452
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,256
Okay, what's going on?

453
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,590
Morticia: Whatever do you mean?

454
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,925
Father.

455
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,428
His erratic behavior.

456
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,797
This last-minute family
trip to make memories.

457
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,265
Giving hugs.

458
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,633
It's torture.

459
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,967
And not the fun kind,

460
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,370
like putting leeches
in pugsley's briefs.

461
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,707
Anyway, I'm quite sure
he's dying.

462
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,308
What? Don't worry.

463
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,743
I won't tell pugsley.

464
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:17,944
Not yet.

465
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,746
He'll enjoy the surprise.

466
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:24,584
But ifyou're afraid to ask my
permission to take a new lover,

467
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,219
just know you have it.

468
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,221
(Fester chittering)
(Pugsley sighs tiredly)

469
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,224
(Rock music playing)

470
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:40,567
(Pugsley groans)
Ouch! Mom, tell her to stop!

471
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,569
Morticia: Please,
darlings, quiet down.

472
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,404
I'm trying to find a signal.

473
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,607
(Pugsley yelps) (Growls)

474
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:49,976
Pugsley: Ow!

475
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,478
Mom, help! (Sighs)

476
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,580
Gomez, have you heard
from your mother yet?

477
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,248
She's not answering my texts.

478
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,751
Oh, she's probably having
an early night.

479
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,354
The woman is almost
102 years old, after all.

480
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,757
Whoo! (Laughs)

481
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,358
(Dance music playing)

482
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,863
Whoo-hoo!

483
00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:11,431
(Laughing)
We're here for the party!

484
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,500
Whoop-la!

485
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,601
Tickets, please!

486
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:18,104
Wow, this place is a whole mood.

487
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:21,508
Well, ifyou're
in the mood to party,

488
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,376
step right this way.

489
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,979
Whoa! This plant totes slaps!

490
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,150
No, darling, she snaps.

491
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,984
(Both shriek)
Oh, don't worry, don't worry.

492
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:32,986
She's on a vegan diet.

493
00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:36,556
Inthatshe only eats
vegans. (Laughing)

494
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,291
And who's the headliner?

495
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,960
Uh... uh... the talking heads.

496
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:42,280
For reals?

497
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,196
Uh, yeah, yeah.

498
00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:44,631
Uh, they're right over there.

499
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,990
(S I n g I n g)
You 'bout that lifestyle

500
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,400
lifestyle

501
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,135
everybody knows

502
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,405
diamonds ain't got nothin'
on you, ooh, ooh

503
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,840
we 'bout that lifestyle

504
00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:56,420
um... I didn't pay $500
to watch a bunch of puppets.

505
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,410
What?

506
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,245
Do you know how
hard it is to decapitate

507
00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:00,914
an entire barber shop quartet?

508
00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:02,716
(All gasp)

509
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,180
Ew! Refund, please.

510
00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:06,386
No, no, no. (Chuckles)

511
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,854
Let's not be hasty.

512
00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:10,357
(Sputters) I was just joking.

513
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:11,991
I don't want to ruin
the surprise.

514
00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:13,760
And... and trust me,

515
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:17,263
the headliner will make
serious headlines. (Chuckles)

516
00:23:17,364 --> 00:23:18,765
(Heads) You 'bout that lifestyle

517
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,500
(groans)

518
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,568
Lifestyle

519
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,671
(owl hooting)

520
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,376
Gomez: Itwas the dead of night.

521
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,781
The witching hour.
(Disembodied cackling)

522
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,416
The wolf howled.

523
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,717
(Howling)

524
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,856
And then she heard
a scratching at the door.

525
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,524
Scratch,

526
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,590
scratch,

527
00:23:46,126 --> 00:23:48,194
scratch.

528
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,564
She slowly opened it to reveal

529
00:23:52,132 --> 00:23:53,900
a puppy!

530
00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:56,236
(Gasps) And around its neck

531
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:57,470
was a bow!

532
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,738
(Screams)

533
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,808
Mmm. Gomez. (Laughing)

534
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,277
You remember when I first
told you that one, pugsley?

535
00:24:04,377 --> 00:24:06,413
You must've been two months old.

536
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,648
Oh, you'd scream and scream

537
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,316
until you wet yourself.

538
00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:12,552
Sometmngs neverchange.

539
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,322
She's not back yet.

540
00:24:16,423 --> 00:24:17,924
She said she wanted to be alone,

541
00:24:17,991 --> 00:24:20,930
but how long does that take?

542
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,761
(Kitty growls) There she is.

543
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,463
How did it go out
there, vvednesday?

544
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,465
Gomez: Did kitty do
his business?

545
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:26,566
Indeed.

546
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,300
(Pugsley groans) Ew!
Come, come. Join us.

547
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,572
We were just telling stories
of when pugsley was born.

548
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,841
He kept us up all night,
howling. (Chuckles)

549
00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,676
Wednesday,
you were the opposite.

550
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,110
I've never heard of a baby

551
00:24:38,111 --> 00:24:40,180
being completely silent before.

552
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,681
(Pugsley groans) Ah, yes,

553
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,117
I remember the night
Wednesday was born.

554
00:24:44,184 --> 00:24:45,685
It was a Tuesday.

555
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:48,688
All tucked in tight
in the hospital nursery.

556
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,291
She was silent as a jellyfish.

557
00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:54,361
Even when all the other
little babies started bawling.

558
00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:56,329
(Chuckles) What do you mean?

559
00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:58,798
Oh, I never told you this story?

560
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,935
Start talking.

561
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,404
Fester: Well, I was looking
for a bathroom

562
00:25:04,437 --> 00:25:06,940
because I'd eaten all
of the patients' pudding

563
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,641
that they left behind,

564
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:11,778
when I took a wrong turn
into the hospital nursery.

565
00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:15,849
(Music playing on speakers)

566
00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:17,817
(Babies wailing)

567
00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:18,885
(Music stops)

568
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,555
Fester: And that's when
I spotted her.

569
00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:29,562
I just wanted to get a
better look at my new niece.

570
00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:31,564
But a bunch
of the babies started

571
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,199
wailing their heads off.

572
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:37,370
So, I remembered the age-old
Addams family nursery trick.

573
00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:40,600
(Fester grunting)

574
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,510
(Babies continue wailing)

575
00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:45,645
(Grunts)

576
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:51,351
And sure enough,
they all fell asleep.

577
00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:53,586
(Coos)

578
00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:56,222
And I put all the babies back
where I found them.

579
00:25:57,424 --> 00:25:58,525
I think.

580
00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:02,228
Pretty sure. (G ru nts)

581
00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:04,597
(Chuckles)

582
00:26:06,499 --> 00:26:08,335
Kitty needs a walk. Right away.

583
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,569
Wednesday: But I just walked...

584
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,604
Morticia: Fester,
you're in charge.

585
00:26:12,205 --> 00:26:14,741
Fester: I wonder if I could
juggle actual children.

586
00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:17,430
Wednesday, pugsley,
bring it in, let's find out.

587
00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:19,120
You never know until you try.

588
00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:20,313
(Pugsley laughing)
And if one of you

589
00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,349
falls on your head,
well, lesson learned.

590
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:25,852
Hard to believe women don't
want to talk to either of you.

591
00:26:27,554 --> 00:26:30,423
Morticia: Gomez, what if
what that lawyer said is true?

592
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,892
These people are
not going to give up.

593
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:36,290
They'll keep coming
until they take her away.

594
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,297
Let him come!

595
00:26:37,397 --> 00:26:39,933
They shall know us
by our trail of dead.

596
00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:42,702
Morticia: Ugh. That's
your answer to everything.

597
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,571
(Sighs) I only wish

598
00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:46,906
I did have the answer
for it, querida.

599
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:50,810
(Gasps)

600
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,545
Tish! That's it.

601
00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:56,149
I may not have the answer,
but I know someone who will.

602
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:57,951
Morticia: I hope so.

603
00:26:58,510 --> 00:27:00,653
Whatever we do, we can't
let Wednesday find out

604
00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:02,655
she might not be our daughter.

605
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,763
Could it be true?

606
00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:13,566
Could I have been
misplaced in my infancy?

607
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:17,300
Grown up with a delusion
that I am one person,

608
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:21,975
when in fact, I am someone
completely different.

609
00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:27,781
Now this is the origin story
an innovator like me deserves.

610
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:30,950
Itwould make a fascinating
first chapter in my memoir.

611
00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:33,190
Can you imagine?

612
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,522
(Gurgung)

613
00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:39,426
Gomez: Come on, kids!

614
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,327
Up and Addams!

615
00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,931
Thing, head south.

616
00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:48,935
What we need is a little
old-fashioned Addams fun!

617
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,370
Ha-ha!

618
00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:51,971
(Thunder crashes)

619
00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:00,880
Man 1: I got it.
Oh! There we go.

620
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:01,981
Man 2: Oh, dude!

621
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:04,984
Hey, freak!

622
00:28:06,386 --> 00:28:07,854
Pass it back! (Chuckles)

623
00:28:08,388 --> 00:28:09,989
I'm not a freak.

624
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,460
I'm a force of nature.

625
00:28:15,662 --> 00:28:17,397
Some force of nature.

626
00:28:17,497 --> 00:28:18,965
So weak. (Device hums)

627
00:28:20,567 --> 00:28:21,735
(Gasps)

628
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,700
Guys, you see this?

629
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,972
What's going on? What is it?

630
00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:27,474
(Groans)

631
00:28:28,241 --> 00:28:30,910
(Both groaning)

632
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:32,712
(Hip-hop music playing)

633
00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:38,651
(Kitty grunts)

634
00:28:55,435 --> 00:28:56,836
Oh, my.

635
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,706
It looks like
some unfortunate soul

636
00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:03,576
has dropped a small fortune
in the sand.

637
00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:05,111
That's mine! (Grunts)

638
00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:09,849
(Groaning)

639
00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:18,124
Lame! (All laughing)

640
00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:21,895
(Sighs) It looks like we
need to go over chapter 3,

641
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,631
"how to be repulsive
and impress girls."

642
00:29:24,731 --> 00:29:25,865
I'll be right back.

643
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:28,234
I gotta go use the bathroom.

644
00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:36,976
(Lurch groans)

645
00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:52,959
(Giggling)

646
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,261
(Gasps and screams)

647
00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:56,329
Shark! Shark!

648
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,836
(All screaming)

649
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:07,474
(Kids crying)

650
00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:10,944
Woman: Run for your lives!

651
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:17,984
Hyah! See?

652
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,787
Now that's how
you attract attention.

653
00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:22,589
(Airhorn toots)

654
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,657
(Hip-hop music playing)

655
00:30:24,758 --> 00:30:27,293
Ah! There he is.

656
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,163
The man we came to see.

657
00:30:39,806 --> 00:30:42,208
(Hip-hop music continues)

658
00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:02,228
Gomez: It!

659
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:05,498
Good to see you,
my bewhiskered cousin.

660
00:31:05,565 --> 00:31:07,901
You made it. (Babbling)

661
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:11,710
Mmm. It's in Florida
for spring break.

662
00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:13,973
Ghouls gone wild,
am I right? (Laughs)

663
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,308
He's going to join us
on our trip.

664
00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:16,743
Hold on.

665
00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:18,812
He's coming in the camper?

666
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,680
We're cramped enough as it is.

667
00:31:20,747 --> 00:31:22,682
And he sheds, morticia.

668
00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:24,651
Oh, fester, he's family.

669
00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,519
The more the hairier.

670
00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:29,255
Well, if he's allowed on
the couch, then so am I!

671
00:31:31,358 --> 00:31:33,560
(Folk music playing) (Snoring)

672
00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:37,630
(Thud) (Pugsley groans)

673
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:38,331
(Mumbling) No, no, no!

674
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:39,866
I said cut the red wire.

675
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,935
(Grunts)

676
00:31:42,350 --> 00:31:45,338
I can't believe Taylor
swift wants to date me.

677
00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:47,730
(Chuckles) Me.

678
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,875
Make sure to close the door

679
00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:52,579
when you go into outer space.
(Groans)

680
00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:56,583
Yes, beyonce, I would love
to share my ham with you.

681
00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,621
(Moaning softly)

682
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,907
(Car horn blares)

683
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,245
(Slurping)

684
00:32:28,148 --> 00:32:29,816
(Rock music playing)

685
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,461
(Vocalizing)

686
00:32:49,736 --> 00:32:51,471
(It babbling)

687
00:32:51,571 --> 00:32:52,572
(It yelps)

688
00:32:53,730 --> 00:32:55,800
(Retching)

689
00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:58,845
(Gags)

690
00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:01,614
(It babbling) (Retches)

691
00:33:01,681 --> 00:33:03,616
Morticia, I told you so.

692
00:33:03,683 --> 00:33:05,418
There's hairballs everywhere.

693
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,487
(It babbling)

694
00:33:07,587 --> 00:33:10,457
Fester: Yeah, and the same
to you, fuzzface.

695
00:33:16,529 --> 00:33:18,631
(It babbling)

696
00:33:18,698 --> 00:33:20,433
How could you tell?

697
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:22,135
(Babbling)

698
00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:31,378
Did it ever bother you
that you were so different

699
00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:33,346
from the rest of the family?

700
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,480
(Babbling)

701
00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:37,650
A rebellious phase?

702
00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:39,486
(Babbling)

703
00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:44,891
You shaved your entire
body as a teenager?

704
00:33:44,991 --> 00:33:46,393
(Babbling)

705
00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:52,165
Oh. So that's what changed.

706
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,701
You owned who you were.

707
00:33:55,335 --> 00:33:57,637
(Babbling)

708
00:33:57,871 --> 00:33:59,739
That's the problem.

709
00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:01,541
I don't know who I am.

710
00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:04,310
(Phone ringing)

711
00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:08,480
(Babbling)
Gran dma: Get over here asap.

712
00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:10,850
I went too far this time
and things are getting hairy!

713
00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:12,152
No offense.

714
00:34:20,927 --> 00:34:22,495
Let's do this! (Growls)

715
00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:26,566
(Horn blares)
(Mr. Mustela screams)

716
00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:31,738
It's that lawyer, Gomez.

717
00:34:31,838 --> 00:34:33,173
He's found us again.

718
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,941
He wants what we have.

719
00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:37,100
Well, he won't get her.

720
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:38,745
(Pugsley chomping)
Good, pugsley.

721
00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:40,547
Right this way.

722
00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:44,284
How about a fun
family travel game?

723
00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:45,685
Everyone around the table.

724
00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:46,853
Wednesday: Ugh.

725
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,922
(Engine rewing)
(Mr. Mustela yelping)

726
00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:55,962
(Whimpering)

727
00:34:57,964 --> 00:34:59,899
(Yelps) (Pongo growls)

728
00:34:59,966 --> 00:35:02,350
(Tires screeching)

729
00:35:03,690 --> 00:35:04,204
(Growls)

730
00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:06,806
(Mr. Mustela grunts)

731
00:35:06,906 --> 00:35:08,141
So, what shall we play?

732
00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:12,245
How about punch buggy?

733
00:35:12,379 --> 00:35:13,780
Punch_.

734
00:35:14,814 --> 00:35:16,750
(Mr. Mustela yelps) ...Buggy.

735
00:35:16,816 --> 00:35:18,485
(Both grunting)

736
00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:19,586
(Mr. Mustela yelps)

737
00:35:21,721 --> 00:35:23,890
(Screams) (Pongo growls)

738
00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:24,624
(Manure squelches)

739
00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:25,959
(Cow moos)

740
00:35:29,929 --> 00:35:30,964
We need to step on it.

741
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,499
And we'll need a place to hide.

742
00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:34,634
I have just the place, quenda.

743
00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:37,904
Thing, turn here.
(Tires screech)

744
00:35:38,738 --> 00:35:39,739
Fester: Look out!

745
00:35:42,642 --> 00:35:43,977
(Both yell)

746
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,790
(Horns blaring)

747
00:36:01,761 --> 00:36:04,130
You sure this is
the right place, pop?

748
00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:05,198
Yes, son.

749
00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:07,133
The alamo.

750
00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:12,272
You can sense that
many lives were lost here.

751
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:15,275
Let us take a moment
to pay our respect.

752
00:36:18,445 --> 00:36:20,313
(Engine roaring) (Horn beeps)

753
00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:24,484
(Gasps) Okay. Enough respect.

754
00:36:24,551 --> 00:36:25,685
Everyone in!

755
00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:35,628
(Doorbell tinkles) (Gasps)

756
00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:38,298
Look at y'all's costumes!

757
00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:39,699
(Lurch groaning)

758
00:36:39,799 --> 00:36:42,902
You guys are a little early
for the Halloween pageant.

759
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:47,730
Today, we're on the hunt for our
next little miss jalapeño pepper.

760
00:36:47,173 --> 00:36:48,675
(Country music playing
on speakers)

761
00:36:48,742 --> 00:36:49,909
(Muffled knocking)

762
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:51,244
Mr. Mustela: Hello? Vvednesday!

763
00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:52,879
(Gomez gasps) Wednesday Addams!

764
00:36:52,979 --> 00:36:55,682
Are you in there? Hello?

765
00:36:55,815 --> 00:36:58,351
(In southern accent)
Well, burn my biscuits.

766
00:36:58,418 --> 00:37:00,920
This here's
our little tumbleweed.

767
00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:03,590
And she's a-fixin'
to be the lone star

768
00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:06,920
of this here rodeo! What?

769
00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:07,727
Well, in that case,

770
00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:10,330
we better get you
all gussied up, hon.

771
00:37:10,764 --> 00:37:13,933
Father, this will not
end well for you.

772
00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:17,370
Mr. Mustela: Wednesday!
(Knocking continues)

773
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:20,400
(Kitty growls)
(Mr. Mustela exclaims)

774
00:37:20,106 --> 00:37:21,741
Gomez, what are you doing?

775
00:37:21,841 --> 00:37:24,411
(In normal voice)
Just follow my lead.

776
00:37:24,511 --> 00:37:27,113
(In southern accent)
Howdy. We're oil tycoons.

777
00:37:27,213 --> 00:37:30,160
Oil tycoons? How can I... eesh!

778
00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:31,951
We're a-fixin' to find ourselves

779
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,288
some fancy new Texas threads.

780
00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:37,230
Will this be enough to cover it?

781
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:38,892
(Bell dings)

782
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:40,694
(Gasps) Mmm.
(Indistinct chatter)

783
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,462
(Spray hissing) (Girl 1 giggles)

784
00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:44,970
Girl 1: Yeah! Check it out!

785
00:37:44,197 --> 00:37:46,320
Woman: Now just
hold still, sweetie.

786
00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:47,300
Girl 2: Make it tighter.

787
00:37:49,969 --> 00:37:51,304
What's your talent?

788
00:37:51,404 --> 00:37:53,540
I can read minds.

789
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,774
(Scoffs) No, you can't.

790
00:37:56,543 --> 00:37:58,111
Yes, I can.

791
00:37:58,211 --> 00:38:00,800
Girl 3: (Gasps) This
isn't really happening.

792
00:38:00,146 --> 00:38:01,815
It is really happening.

793
00:38:01,915 --> 00:38:03,516
Girl 3: Think of a number.
Uh, number seven.

794
00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:05,850
Seven. (Gasps)

795
00:38:05,151 --> 00:38:06,553
Uh, purple. Purple.

796
00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:07,654
My worst nightmare.

797
00:38:07,754 --> 00:38:09,622
Hippopotamus riding a bicycle.

798
00:38:09,723 --> 00:38:10,924
What's your name?

799
00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:12,992
Wednesday, what's yours?
I don't wanna tell you.

800
00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:15,428
(In deep voice) Hello, Peggy.

801
00:38:15,895 --> 00:38:17,797
(Screaming)

802
00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:19,650
(In normal voice) I know.

803
00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:20,800
Just give me the trophy already.

804
00:38:25,238 --> 00:38:26,473
(Audience murmuring)

805
00:38:29,676 --> 00:38:31,811
(Fester imitates horse
neighing and giggles)

806
00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:40,860
I look like uncle Sam
threw up all over me.

807
00:38:40,153 --> 00:38:42,756
Very good, pugsley. Blend in.

808
00:38:42,822 --> 00:38:45,250
If you have to interact
with any of the locals,

809
00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:48,828
remember, they're more afraid
of you than you are of them.

810
00:38:48,928 --> 00:38:50,363
(Gasps)

811
00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:52,532
(It babbles)

812
00:38:52,632 --> 00:38:54,534
(Boy shudders) Oh, my word!

813
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,776
These are the perfect disguises.

814
00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:04,611
It's like we're invisible.
(Chuckles)

815
00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:07,313
(Audience applauding)

816
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:09,716
(Cheerful piano music playing)

817
00:39:13,286 --> 00:39:14,454
(Wednesday grunts)

818
00:39:16,189 --> 00:39:17,524
(Breathing heavily)

819
00:39:19,959 --> 00:39:21,494
We're dead, Gomez.

820
00:39:23,496 --> 00:39:24,864
(Singing) Are my ribbons tied?

821
00:39:24,964 --> 00:39:27,667
Is my hair in place?

822
00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:31,237
Have I got a cute expression
on my face?

823
00:39:31,338 --> 00:39:33,239
Are my shoes all shined?

824
00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:34,874
I try to keep in line

825
00:39:34,974 --> 00:39:38,812
when I'm dancing
in the show tonight

826
00:39:38,878 --> 00:39:42,682
does my shuffle-step
really look so good?

827
00:39:42,749 --> 00:39:44,150
(Pongo growls)

828
00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:46,319
Am I doing it the way
you think I should?

829
00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:50,560
Would it be amiss
if I blew a kiss?

830
00:39:50,156 --> 00:39:53,760
When I'm dancing
in the show tonight

831
00:39:57,300 --> 00:40:01,334
ah. The only girls I see here
are perfectly normal.

832
00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:05,705
Showtime now is getting nearer

833
00:40:05,772 --> 00:40:08,410
and I'm getting scared

834
00:40:08,108 --> 00:40:09,576
(Wednesday yelps and grunts)

835
00:40:09,676 --> 00:40:13,380
Wish I could see in the mirror

836
00:40:13,446 --> 00:40:16,616
if I'm all prepared

837
00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:18,785
first you take a step

838
00:40:18,885 --> 00:40:20,920
then you point your toe

839
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:24,424
hope I know it
like I did a week ago

840
00:40:24,524 --> 00:40:26,693
am I standing straight?

841
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,128
I can hardly wait

842
00:40:28,228 --> 00:40:30,530
till I'm dancing
in the show tonight

843
00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:35,468
(girls screaming)

844
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,473
(Girls continue screaming)

845
00:40:43,276 --> 00:40:45,745
Brava! Bravissima!
(Fester cheering)

846
00:40:45,812 --> 00:40:47,414
Hear, hear! Bella!

847
00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:50,283
There she is!

848
00:40:50,817 --> 00:40:51,918
(Gasps)

849
00:40:51,985 --> 00:40:53,153
(In southern accent) Hey, y'all!

850
00:40:53,153 --> 00:40:57,323
That man right there is one of
the top talent agents in the world!

851
00:40:57,424 --> 00:40:59,659
(Shouting excitedly in Spanish)

852
00:40:59,759 --> 00:41:01,327
(Mr. Mustela yells and grunts)

853
00:41:01,428 --> 00:41:02,962
Girl: What? (All screaming)

854
00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:06,900
(Bell jingling)

855
00:41:06,966 --> 00:41:13,640
(Drawn out) You rang?

856
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,309
Quick, lurch.

857
00:41:16,409 --> 00:41:17,977
Grab Wednesday. (Grunts)

858
00:41:21,748 --> 00:41:23,583
(People yelping)

859
00:41:29,856 --> 00:41:31,858
(Imitates horse neighing
and giggles)

860
00:41:38,798 --> 00:41:39,866
Mr. Mustela: Help!

861
00:41:39,966 --> 00:41:41,000
Pongo!

862
00:41:44,537 --> 00:41:46,373
(Fester grunting)
(Pugsley yelps)

863
00:41:47,273 --> 00:41:48,375
Fester: Hello. Hi.

864
00:41:48,475 --> 00:41:49,776
(Tires screeching)

865
00:41:51,478 --> 00:41:53,780
(Grunts) I'll find you,
Wednesday Addams!

866
00:41:59,953 --> 00:42:03,556
You have traumatized me
beyond all recognition.

867
00:42:03,656 --> 00:42:05,191
Shelooks the same to me.

868
00:42:05,291 --> 00:42:07,270
Who is that man?

869
00:42:07,127 --> 00:42:08,995
I know he's not a talent agent.

870
00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:11,564
He's the same man
who came to the house.

871
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:15,301
You're right. (Sighs)

872
00:42:15,368 --> 00:42:17,904
You're far too clever for us to
pull the wool over your eyes.

873
00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:20,640
That man

874
00:42:21,174 --> 00:42:23,476
is a door-to-door salesman.
Gomez.

875
00:42:23,576 --> 00:42:25,345
And what is he selling?

876
00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:27,347
Uh... tupperware?

877
00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:29,182
Knives? Makeup.

878
00:42:29,249 --> 00:42:30,984
Uh... uh, frozen steaks.

879
00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:33,353
Life insurance for cows.

880
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,554
Uh, they need it.

881
00:42:34,654 --> 00:42:37,390
The steak industry
is, oh, brutal.

882
00:42:39,359 --> 00:42:40,393
Okay.

883
00:42:40,493 --> 00:42:42,328
If that's the way
you want to play it.

884
00:42:42,696 --> 00:42:44,931
I'm going to go give
pugsley a haircut.

885
00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:46,332
I think he's taking a nap.

886
00:42:47,267 --> 00:42:48,601
Wedn esday: Exactly.

887
00:42:49,836 --> 00:42:50,837
That was easy.

888
00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:57,610
(Rock music playing on speaker)

889
00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:11,925
(Lurch groans)

890
00:43:12,692 --> 00:43:15,280
I'm not sure
Wednesday believed us.

891
00:43:15,595 --> 00:43:18,198
I'm sure she would have said
something if she didn't.

892
00:43:18,264 --> 00:43:21,101
If there's one thing we can count
on Wednesday for, it's honesty.

893
00:43:21,201 --> 00:43:24,700
She certainly lets me know
when I'm embarrassing her

894
00:43:24,137 --> 00:43:25,372
orhovenng

895
00:43:25,438 --> 00:43:27,574
or being uncool. (Metal clicks)

896
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,243
(It babbling)

897
00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:33,279
Children are like socks
in the laundry?

898
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:36,483
They need to be lost
in order to be found?

899
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:37,884
That's brilliant!

900
00:43:37,951 --> 00:43:39,119
Yes.

901
00:43:39,219 --> 00:43:41,721
We should find a place,
lie low for a while,

902
00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:44,457
and this whole thing
will just blow over.

903
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:47,127
Lurch, old boy, top it off.

904
00:43:47,227 --> 00:43:48,828
We have places to be.

905
00:43:50,330 --> 00:43:52,132
(Lurch groaning)

906
00:43:52,265 --> 00:43:54,667
(Truck driver screaming)

907
00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:56,770
(Panting)

908
00:44:16,623 --> 00:44:17,857
(Blasting)

909
00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,270
(Yawns and grunts)

910
00:44:21,127 --> 00:44:23,290
Where's kitty? He needs a walk.

911
00:44:23,129 --> 00:44:24,431
He's asleep.

912
00:44:24,497 --> 00:44:27,701
He and it hit the catnip
pretty hard last night.

913
00:44:27,801 --> 00:44:29,269
(Hip-hop music playing
on speaker)

914
00:44:32,272 --> 00:44:33,506
Ooh!

915
00:44:33,606 --> 00:44:34,607
(Splashing)

916
00:44:35,775 --> 00:44:37,143
Uh-oh.

917
00:44:37,444 --> 00:44:39,450
Yeah, I finally got off diapers,

918
00:44:39,145 --> 00:44:40,714
so this is gonna happen.

919
00:44:40,814 --> 00:44:42,382
Gotta go clean myself up.

920
00:44:43,383 --> 00:44:44,517
(People gasping) Pardon me.

921
00:44:44,617 --> 00:44:47,487
Gomez, have you noticed changes

922
00:44:47,554 --> 00:44:49,723
in fester's body lately?

923
00:44:49,823 --> 00:44:51,791
Hmm. Puberty?

924
00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:54,600
(Panting)

925
00:44:55,795 --> 00:44:56,796
(Groans)

926
00:44:56,863 --> 00:44:58,732
(Grunting)

927
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,400
(Straining)

928
00:45:03,970 --> 00:45:05,380
Huh? (Grunts)

929
00:45:05,138 --> 00:45:06,139
Oh!

930
00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:07,741
(Groans) Huh?

931
00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:11,745
Oh!

932
00:45:12,412 --> 00:45:14,981
Huh? (Screams)

933
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,350
(Fester grunting)
(Tentacles slapping)

934
00:45:17,417 --> 00:45:20,420
Fester: A little privacy,
please. (Groans)

935
00:45:25,225 --> 00:45:26,426
(Pugsley blows raspberry)

936
00:45:26,526 --> 00:45:27,694
Pugsley: This doesn't look
so grand to me.

937
00:45:27,727 --> 00:45:29,162
(Pugsley sighs)

938
00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:31,831
The sheer emptiness.

939
00:45:31,998 --> 00:45:36,169
Cavernous abyss
of absolutely nothing.

940
00:45:36,236 --> 00:45:37,704
The vertigo.

941
00:45:37,771 --> 00:45:39,739
Intoxicating.

942
00:45:39,939 --> 00:45:41,241
Gomez: It's just us,

943
00:45:41,341 --> 00:45:45,378
the captivating beauty
of the great American outdoors

944
00:45:45,445 --> 00:45:48,782
and the wonderful
sound of silence.

945
00:45:48,882 --> 00:45:49,949
(Jet whooshing)

946
00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:00,126
Pugsley, what do I keep saying?

947
00:46:00,226 --> 00:46:02,529
Amazon prime is not a toy.

948
00:46:03,797 --> 00:46:04,964
(Tires screeching)

949
00:46:07,233 --> 00:46:09,350
(Muffled hip-hop music playing)

950
00:46:12,706 --> 00:46:15,642
(Babbling)

951
00:46:15,742 --> 00:46:18,111
Gomez: Oh, it's for you. Huh.

952
00:46:18,244 --> 00:46:20,547
Well, do you really have
to leave us so soon, cousin?

953
00:46:20,714 --> 00:46:21,881
Where are you headed?

954
00:46:21,948 --> 00:46:24,217
(Babbling)

955
00:46:24,317 --> 00:46:27,554
I see. Top-secret gig.

956
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:30,990
Tell that Billie eilish she's a
little too sunny for my taste.

957
00:46:31,910 --> 00:46:32,926
But I'm still a fan.

958
00:46:33,626 --> 00:46:35,495
(It babbling)

959
00:46:36,730 --> 00:46:37,997
(Continues babbling)

960
00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:42,335
Why didn't I get
dating advice from him?

961
00:46:42,569 --> 00:46:43,670
(It babbling)

962
00:46:56,182 --> 00:46:57,784
I have something for you.

963
00:47:01,755 --> 00:47:03,189
Wednesday: A tiny coffin.

964
00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:06,793
I fear I shall have trouble
getting pugsley in here.

965
00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:08,361
(Chuckles softly) No.

966
00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:09,996
Open it.

967
00:47:11,970 --> 00:47:13,867
Your grandmother gave me
this necklace on my wedding day.

968
00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:15,668
It has been handed down

969
00:47:15,769 --> 00:47:18,400
through generations
of Addams women.

970
00:47:18,104 --> 00:47:20,674
It is a part of every Addams.

971
00:47:20,774 --> 00:47:22,308
Just as you are.

972
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:25,512
(Thunder rumbles)

973
00:47:25,612 --> 00:47:27,514
Are you sure this belongs to me?

974
00:47:28,381 --> 00:47:29,983
Of course, Wednesday.

975
00:47:30,316 --> 00:47:31,951
Who else would it belong to?

976
00:47:33,553 --> 00:47:34,988
Never mind.

977
00:47:35,550 --> 00:47:36,956
Thanks for the trinket, mother.

978
00:47:38,391 --> 00:47:39,826
Fire in the hole!

979
00:47:41,628 --> 00:47:42,629
(People screaming)

980
00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:47,967
Madison, would you
do me the honor...

981
00:48:08,655 --> 00:48:10,557
Now, that's grand.

982
00:48:10,657 --> 00:48:12,759
What was it you were saying
about laying low, darling?

983
00:48:14,594 --> 00:48:17,397
No more personal electronic
devices on this trip.

984
00:48:17,497 --> 00:48:19,666
Saddle up, Addams!

985
00:48:19,733 --> 00:48:21,267
(Distant screaming)

986
00:48:23,436 --> 00:48:24,437
(Gasps)

987
00:48:25,238 --> 00:48:27,941
(Bats squeaking)

988
00:48:42,522 --> 00:48:43,757
(Sighs)

989
00:48:43,857 --> 00:48:44,858
(Twig snaps)

990
00:48:45,725 --> 00:48:47,293
(Yelps and screaming)

991
00:48:48,862 --> 00:48:49,896
(Groans)

992
00:48:49,963 --> 00:48:51,631
(Whimpering)

993
00:48:54,634 --> 00:48:57,370
You scurried fast,
little weasel.

994
00:48:57,237 --> 00:48:59,390
Please! Let me up!

995
00:48:59,305 --> 00:49:01,374
Where's your comically
large companion?

996
00:49:01,441 --> 00:49:05,412
That big ape ran out on me
at the alamo.

997
00:49:05,478 --> 00:49:08,480
Please! I'll tell
you everything.

998
00:49:08,114 --> 00:49:09,883
(Whimpers) I'm listening.

999
00:49:09,949 --> 00:49:11,951
(Phone ringing)

1000
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,653
Oh!

1001
00:49:16,289 --> 00:49:18,291
Mustela, have you
found the girl or...

1002
00:49:19,793 --> 00:49:21,940
You got the drop on him.

1003
00:49:21,728 --> 00:49:23,630
Mr. Strange.

1004
00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:26,332
Please, call me Cyrus.

1005
00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:28,802
Mr. Strange will suffice.

1006
00:49:28,902 --> 00:49:30,503
What is this all about?

1007
00:49:30,637 --> 00:49:32,772
It's about you, Wednesday.

1008
00:49:33,139 --> 00:49:35,909
My wife and I were separated
from our true daughter

1009
00:49:35,975 --> 00:49:37,477
on the night of her birth.

1010
00:49:38,111 --> 00:49:40,280
I never gave up
trying to find her.

1011
00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:43,830
I searched and searched
for years,

1012
00:49:43,149 --> 00:49:46,860
and then, suddenly, there I was,

1013
00:49:46,453 --> 00:49:48,288
standing on that stage.

1014
00:49:48,355 --> 00:49:50,230
Looking right at you.

1015
00:49:50,957 --> 00:49:52,292
In that moment,

1016
00:49:52,359 --> 00:49:56,496
I knew that you were
my long lost child.

1017
00:49:56,596 --> 00:49:58,310
The physical similarities.

1018
00:49:58,131 --> 00:50:01,000
The brilliant scientific mind.

1019
00:50:01,101 --> 00:50:02,769
I did some digging.

1020
00:50:03,303 --> 00:50:05,305
You were born
at the same hospital,

1021
00:50:05,372 --> 00:50:07,974
the same day
as the girl we've raised.

1022
00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:10,643
And as if meant to be,

1023
00:50:10,710 --> 00:50:12,879
your name, Wednesday,

1024
00:50:12,979 --> 00:50:15,281
is from my favorite poem.

1025
00:50:15,348 --> 00:50:16,883
"Wednesday's child is..."

1026
00:50:16,983 --> 00:50:18,618
"Full of woe."

1027
00:50:19,185 --> 00:50:21,221
I was named after that poem.

1028
00:50:21,788 --> 00:50:23,289
I live by it.

1029
00:50:23,957 --> 00:50:25,525
I think we owe it to ourselves

1030
00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:27,494
to get to the bottom
of this, Wednesday.

1031
00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:30,397
Why don't you come to my
home in sausalito? We can...

1032
00:50:30,497 --> 00:50:32,632
Not so fast.

1033
00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:35,835
I have further research to
conduct to verify your claim.

1034
00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:37,337
Of course.

1035
00:50:37,404 --> 00:50:39,172
I would expect nothing less.

1036
00:50:39,572 --> 00:50:42,800
By the way, what did you do
with Mr. Mustela?

1037
00:50:42,575 --> 00:50:43,743
Wednesday: Oh.

1038
00:50:43,843 --> 00:50:45,145
I let him go. (Cell phone beeps)

1039
00:50:54,587 --> 00:50:56,220
(Growling softly)

1040
00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:57,490
(Wind whistling)

1041
00:51:03,396 --> 00:51:05,665
(Gomez snoring softly)

1042
00:51:14,341 --> 00:51:15,942
(Gomez chuckling and grunts)

1043
00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:17,110
(Groans)

1044
00:51:20,547 --> 00:51:21,781
(Grunts)

1045
00:51:24,851 --> 00:51:26,553
(Moaning)

1046
00:51:26,619 --> 00:51:27,787
(Grunts and coughs)

1047
00:51:27,887 --> 00:51:29,723
(Moans and snores)

1048
00:51:29,789 --> 00:51:31,524
(Both grunting)

1049
00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:35,228
Tish. You minx.

1050
00:51:36,229 --> 00:51:37,530
(Gomez chuckles)

1051
00:51:41,634 --> 00:51:43,136
Let's settle this.

1052
00:52:21,107 --> 00:52:23,410
It's all true.

1053
00:52:25,178 --> 00:52:29,616
The facts before me prove
beyond a reasonable doubt

1054
00:52:29,683 --> 00:52:32,180
that I am not an Addams.

1055
00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:35,288
That means there's
only one logical choice.

1056
00:52:35,955 --> 00:52:37,257
Don't you agree?

1057
00:52:37,323 --> 00:52:38,625
(Lurch groans)

1058
00:52:44,864 --> 00:52:45,932
Morticia: Wednesday, dear.

1059
00:52:47,767 --> 00:52:49,602
Come along, sleepyhead.

1060
00:52:53,506 --> 00:52:55,342
Why, it's easier
to wake the dead

1061
00:52:55,442 --> 00:52:56,943
than to wake you, my little...

1062
00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,110
(Muffled grunting)

1063
00:52:58,111 --> 00:52:59,279
(Muffled) Hi, mom.

1064
00:53:01,147 --> 00:53:02,315
Pugsley: "Dear Addams family,

1065
00:53:02,349 --> 00:53:03,650
"as you may have noticed,

1066
00:53:03,717 --> 00:53:06,853
"our family dynamic
has been off-base lately.

1067
00:53:06,953 --> 00:53:08,888
"I have been ruminating on

1068
00:53:08,988 --> 00:53:10,890
"and questioning
the reason for this,

1069
00:53:10,990 --> 00:53:14,861
"but a new revelation has
resolved this doubt for me.

1070
00:53:14,961 --> 00:53:16,960
"I was the discordant note..."

1071
00:53:16,129 --> 00:53:17,230
Wednesday:
I was the discordant note

1072
00:53:17,230 --> 00:53:20,367
that can never resolve
into Harmony.

1073
00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:23,303
And the reason I could never
truly relate to any of you

1074
00:53:23,803 --> 00:53:25,305
is simple.

1075
00:53:25,972 --> 00:53:28,475
I am not your relative.

1076
00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:33,680
I have no recourse
but to leave for good

1077
00:53:33,747 --> 00:53:37,150
and make my way
toward the truth.

1078
00:53:37,817 --> 00:53:39,819
Do not attempt to follow me.

1079
00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:45,325
Wait.

1080
00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:47,327
Wednesday's not an Addams?

1081
00:53:47,394 --> 00:53:49,763
I'm the only real Addams child?

1082
00:53:49,863 --> 00:53:51,398
That's awesome!

1083
00:53:51,531 --> 00:53:54,267
Too soon, pugsley. Too soon.

1084
00:53:54,601 --> 00:53:56,690
(Cleaver thuds)
What does she mean,

1085
00:53:56,169 --> 00:53:57,771
"making her way
toward the truth"?

1086
00:53:57,871 --> 00:53:59,506
Is this about the hospital thing

1087
00:53:59,572 --> 00:54:01,341
that was totally not a big deal?

1088
00:54:01,408 --> 00:54:03,543
This is all my fault.
(Pugsley gasps)

1089
00:54:03,610 --> 00:54:06,246
(Sighs) If she had
just felt closer to me,

1090
00:54:06,346 --> 00:54:08,810
maybe this wouldn't
have happened.

1091
00:54:08,181 --> 00:54:10,116
Thing! I need a bloody Mary.

1092
00:54:10,216 --> 00:54:11,351
Make it a double.

1093
00:54:11,418 --> 00:54:12,752
Fester: He's in the shower.

1094
00:54:12,852 --> 00:54:15,722
(Singing) La-di-di, la-di-da

1095
00:54:15,789 --> 00:54:18,224
don't forget to clean
behind your knuckles.

1096
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:29,302
(Birds chirping)

1097
00:54:38,111 --> 00:54:40,914
Wednesday: Lurch, I can see you.

1098
00:54:40,980 --> 00:54:42,716
(Lurch grunts softly)

1099
00:54:42,782 --> 00:54:45,118
Obviously, I have
failed in my duty

1100
00:54:45,218 --> 00:54:47,530
as your lurking advisor.

1101
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,122
(Lurch groans)

1102
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,258
I really don't know
how to answer that.

1103
00:54:53,259 --> 00:54:56,896
But what I do know is that you
should go back to your family.

1104
00:54:57,630 --> 00:54:59,833
It's time for me to find mine.

1105
00:55:00,633 --> 00:55:02,335
(G roans lowly)

1106
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:04,971
I guess that's true.

1107
00:55:05,710 --> 00:55:06,940
You're not an Addams either.

1108
00:55:07,907 --> 00:55:10,176
(Sighs) How very sad that is.

1109
00:55:10,276 --> 00:55:11,945
(Lurch moans)

1110
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,780
Much better, lurch.

1111
00:55:13,847 --> 00:55:16,182
It appears I taught
you well, after all.

1112
00:55:18,918 --> 00:55:21,254
Like the donner party before us,

1113
00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:25,291
we travel to California
to fulfil our destiny

1114
00:55:25,358 --> 00:55:28,461
and eat what we must
along the way.

1115
00:55:28,828 --> 00:55:32,966
Let us conquer the
golden west or die trying.

1116
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:34,701
Lurch,

1117
00:55:34,801 --> 00:55:36,503
to sausalito! (Crows cawing)

1118
00:55:36,603 --> 00:55:38,805
Thing, to sausalito!

1119
00:55:38,872 --> 00:55:40,807
If we leave now,
we can catch up.

1120
00:55:40,874 --> 00:55:43,643
Then we'll return home,
kidnap the necessary witnesses

1121
00:55:43,710 --> 00:55:45,545
and snuff out
any remaining doubt

1122
00:55:45,645 --> 00:55:47,347
that Wednesday is one of us.

1123
00:55:47,447 --> 00:55:48,715
I love it

1124
00:55:48,815 --> 00:55:52,652
when your murderous
maternal instincts kick in!

1125
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,550
We're back in the
parenting business!

1126
00:55:55,455 --> 00:55:56,690
Come along, Addams.

1127
00:55:56,790 --> 00:55:58,792
Let's bring Wednesday
back to her family.

1128
00:56:02,862 --> 00:56:06,900
Ahem. Fester, your
tentacles are hanging out.

1129
00:56:08,134 --> 00:56:10,300
I thought I felt a draft.

1130
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:11,404
Just don't kick 'em.

1131
00:56:11,504 --> 00:56:12,872
They're very sensitive.

1132
00:56:37,931 --> 00:56:38,932
(Spider hisses)

1133
00:56:45,572 --> 00:56:48,341
Wednesday: All of those
do sound like great options,

1134
00:56:48,408 --> 00:56:51,770
but which one is the
road to sausalito?

1135
00:56:51,378 --> 00:56:53,613
(Rock music playing)

1136
00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:56,883
(Engines roaring)

1137
00:57:12,399 --> 00:57:14,300
(Tires screeching)
Out of my way, hightower!

1138
00:57:21,374 --> 00:57:22,409
Look, lurch.

1139
00:57:22,876 --> 00:57:26,713
Aggressive people who use
loud noises and fast rides

1140
00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:29,949
to distract themselves
from their childhood trauma.

1141
00:57:30,150 --> 00:57:31,484
Just what we need.

1142
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,321
(Bikers laughing)

1143
00:57:41,995 --> 00:57:43,396
(Man chuckles)

1144
00:57:45,965 --> 00:57:47,233
(Man grunts)

1145
00:57:47,934 --> 00:57:49,502
(Door creaking)

1146
00:57:51,438 --> 00:57:53,306
(Both grunt) Man: Hmm?

1147
00:57:55,175 --> 00:57:56,176
(Door shuts)

1148
00:58:01,915 --> 00:58:03,149
(Growls)

1149
00:58:03,983 --> 00:58:05,618
Ronny: Hey!

1150
00:58:05,685 --> 00:58:09,356
Ain't you the guy that almost
ran my bike off the road?

1151
00:58:10,457 --> 00:58:12,926
And you must be miss lurleen?

1152
00:58:13,193 --> 00:58:14,861
(All gasp)

1153
00:58:14,961 --> 00:58:16,696
(Growls)

1154
00:58:16,796 --> 00:58:18,264
Excuse me?

1155
00:58:19,632 --> 00:58:23,336
Ah. It seems I have offended
two people at once.

1156
00:58:23,636 --> 00:58:24,704
How fortuitous.

1157
00:58:25,805 --> 00:58:27,307
Bikers: Huh?
(Miss lurleen sighs)

1158
00:58:27,374 --> 00:58:29,342
That was aninsthoo!

1159
00:58:29,442 --> 00:58:31,845
(Bikers gasp) (Growls)

1160
00:58:31,945 --> 00:58:35,548
I'm afraid you gentlemen
have made a grave error.

1161
00:58:35,648 --> 00:58:38,180
Lurch, show these cretins

1162
00:58:38,118 --> 00:58:41,554
what your cold,
dead hands are capable of.

1163
00:58:41,654 --> 00:58:43,656
(Lurch) Mm-hmm.

1164
00:58:47,293 --> 00:58:48,795
(Piano playing)

1165
00:58:55,335 --> 00:58:56,803
(Singing in high pitched
voice) First/was afraid

1166
00:58:56,836 --> 00:58:58,638
I was petrified

1167
00:58:58,705 --> 00:59:02,409
kept thinking I could never
live without you by my side

1168
00:59:02,509 --> 00:59:04,244
I should've been more specific.

1169
00:59:04,344 --> 00:59:05,512
But then I spent so many nights

1170
00:59:05,545 --> 00:59:06,846
thinking how you did me wrong

1171
00:59:06,913 --> 00:59:08,715
and I grew strong

1172
00:59:08,815 --> 00:59:11,818
and I learned how to get along

1173
00:59:13,153 --> 00:59:15,588
(groans)

1174
00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:17,524
And so you're back

1175
00:59:17,590 --> 00:59:19,826
from outer space

1176
00:59:19,893 --> 00:59:21,995
I just walked in
to find you here

1177
00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:24,640
with that sad look
upon your face

1178
00:59:24,164 --> 00:59:25,865
I should've changed
that stupid lock

1179
00:59:25,932 --> 00:59:28,601
I should've made you
leave your key

1180
00:59:28,702 --> 00:59:30,437
if I'd known for just one second

1181
00:59:30,537 --> 00:59:32,380
you'd be back to bother me

1182
00:59:32,105 --> 00:59:34,207
go on now, go

1183
00:59:34,274 --> 00:59:36,209
walk out the door

1184
00:59:36,276 --> 00:59:38,211
just turn around now

1185
00:59:38,278 --> 00:59:40,513
'cause you're not
welcome anymore

1186
00:59:41,514 --> 00:59:43,183
weren't you the one who tried

1187
00:59:43,249 --> 00:59:44,684
to hurt me with goodbye?

1188
00:59:44,751 --> 00:59:46,786
Did you think I 'd crumble?

1189
00:59:46,886 --> 00:59:48,555
Did you think
I'd lay down and die?

1190
00:59:48,621 --> 00:59:50,457
Oh, no, not

1191
00:59:50,557 --> 00:59:52,759
I will survive

1192
00:59:52,859 --> 00:59:55,462
oh, as long as I know
how to love

1193
00:59:55,562 --> 00:59:57,364
I know I'll stay alive

1194
00:59:57,430 --> 01:00:00,967
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give

1195
01:00:01,670 --> 01:00:04,270
and I'll survive
I will survive...

1196
01:00:04,371 --> 01:00:07,273
All I wanted was a
violent roadhouse melee

1197
01:00:07,374 --> 01:00:09,876
before hitching
a ride to sausalito.

1198
01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:11,644
Was that too much to ask?

1199
01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:13,446
Sausalito?

1200
01:00:13,546 --> 01:00:15,315
That's exactly
where we're headed.

1201
01:00:15,415 --> 01:00:17,984
It's the annual
hug-a-biker retreat

1202
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,620
where we deal
with our childhood trauma.

1203
01:00:20,754 --> 01:00:22,489
I am good.

1204
01:00:22,589 --> 01:00:25,291
(Laughs) Bring
it in, little lady.

1205
01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:26,993
I accept your offer of a ride.

1206
01:00:27,930 --> 01:00:28,495
But if you don't mind,

1207
01:00:28,595 --> 01:00:31,970
I will respectfully
decline the hug.

1208
01:00:31,164 --> 01:00:33,733
I've been social
distancing since birth.

1209
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,502
(Laughs)

1210
01:00:35,602 --> 01:00:37,904
I will survive

1211
01:00:37,971 --> 01:00:40,573
oh, as long as I know
how to love

1212
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,142
I know I'll stay alive

1213
01:00:42,242 --> 01:00:44,277
I've got all my life to live

1214
01:00:44,344 --> 01:00:47,914
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive

1215
01:00:47,981 --> 01:00:50,116
I will survive

1216
01:00:50,183 --> 01:00:51,751
hey, hey

1217
01:01:06,199 --> 01:01:08,435
Hey, hey

1218
01:01:08,501 --> 01:01:10,837
I will survive

1219
01:01:10,937 --> 01:01:13,390
oh, as long as
I know how to love...

1220
01:01:13,139 --> 01:01:14,841
Sayonara, little lady.

1221
01:01:16,109 --> 01:01:17,844
Whoo-hoo!

1222
01:01:28,822 --> 01:01:31,191
Wednesday:
It's all Jekyll, no Hyde.

1223
01:01:33,493 --> 01:01:35,610
(Doorbell blares distortedly)

1224
01:01:35,562 --> 01:01:37,797
I feel something, lurch.

1225
01:01:38,198 --> 01:01:40,967
As though anticipation
and unease

1226
01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:44,804
birthed some kind of
winged larvae in my stomach.

1227
01:01:45,138 --> 01:01:46,339
(Groans)

1228
01:01:46,406 --> 01:01:48,975
Butterflies? Hmm.

1229
01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:51,644
Perhaps my digestive acids
will kill them.

1230
01:01:52,245 --> 01:01:53,513
(Door unlocks)

1231
01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:55,715
Wednesday! You're here!

1232
01:01:55,815 --> 01:01:57,684
Welcome home.

1233
01:01:57,751 --> 01:02:00,520
Oh. I see you brought
a plus-one.

1234
01:02:00,653 --> 01:02:02,220
(Lurch groans)

1235
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:03,356
Which is... (Clears throat)

1236
01:02:03,423 --> 01:02:04,691
Fine. Perfectly fine.

1237
01:02:04,758 --> 01:02:06,526
Yes. (Chuckles nervously)

1238
01:02:06,593 --> 01:02:08,940
(Takes deep breath)

1239
01:02:08,194 --> 01:02:09,195
Right this way.

1240
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,834
(Squawks) (Yells)

1241
01:02:14,901 --> 01:02:16,236
(Clears throat)

1242
01:02:16,336 --> 01:02:18,405
Wednesday, meet my wife.

1243
01:02:18,505 --> 01:02:20,106
Ingrid. (Chuckles)

1244
01:02:20,206 --> 01:02:23,760
Uh, Ingrid has a touch
of laryngitis

1245
01:02:23,176 --> 01:02:24,678
and finds it difficult to talk at
the moment. (Clears throat)

1246
01:02:24,711 --> 01:02:26,212
Girl: Hello.

1247
01:02:26,279 --> 01:02:28,748
And this is Ophelia.

1248
01:02:28,848 --> 01:02:31,785
Or as we call her,
our little oaf.

1249
01:02:32,686 --> 01:02:33,720
The other...

1250
01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:35,422
Me.

1251
01:02:36,723 --> 01:02:37,791
(Ingrid squawks) Oh.

1252
01:02:37,891 --> 01:02:39,859
Uh, Ingrid, my dear,

1253
01:02:39,926 --> 01:02:42,280
why don't you rest for a while

1254
01:02:42,950 --> 01:02:44,631
and I'll show our little
Wednesday around.

1255
01:02:44,731 --> 01:02:46,533
Let's go see the laboratory.

1256
01:02:46,599 --> 01:02:48,568
(Ingrid squawks)
Don't look at them.

1257
01:02:48,635 --> 01:02:50,437
(Door whirring)

1258
01:02:50,537 --> 01:02:52,105
Right this way.

1259
01:02:58,778 --> 01:03:00,814
Welcome to the
future, Wednesday.

1260
01:03:00,914 --> 01:03:02,415
(Computers trilling)

1261
01:03:02,482 --> 01:03:04,451
What do you think?

1262
01:03:04,551 --> 01:03:06,586
Pretty boss, huh?

1263
01:03:07,287 --> 01:03:09,389
Wednesday: You've got a lot
of projects in the works.

1264
01:03:10,657 --> 01:03:11,958
Ready, Wednesday?

1265
01:03:12,826 --> 01:03:14,600
(Grunts)

1266
01:03:15,929 --> 01:03:17,997
When I did this
DNA test with Ophelia

1267
01:03:18,980 --> 01:03:20,400
and it informed me that
she wasn't my daughter,

1268
01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:22,100
I was unsurprised.

1269
01:03:22,635 --> 01:03:25,472
Perhaps you can
relate to me on that.

1270
01:03:25,572 --> 01:03:27,273
(Snickers) You
see what I did there?

1271
01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:28,842
I did, though I generally find

1272
01:03:28,942 --> 01:03:31,111
puns to be a lower
form of humor.

1273
01:03:31,578 --> 01:03:32,779
Hmm.

1274
01:03:32,846 --> 01:03:36,282
My real passion
has always been...

1275
01:03:37,283 --> 01:03:39,185
Human behavior.

1276
01:03:39,285 --> 01:03:40,286
(Gasps)

1277
01:03:40,987 --> 01:03:43,523
What an incredible coincidence.

1278
01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:47,260
Exactly my thought when I
saw your winning experiment.

1279
01:03:47,327 --> 01:03:49,629
Although, if you think about it,

1280
01:03:49,696 --> 01:03:51,931
not so coincidental.

1281
01:03:51,998 --> 01:03:54,501
Like father, like
daughter. Am I right?

1282
01:03:54,601 --> 01:03:56,936
(Laughs awkwardly)

1283
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:59,205
We will find out shortly.

1284
01:03:59,305 --> 01:04:02,442
And when we receive
the inevitable confirmation,

1285
01:04:02,642 --> 01:04:03,877
I hope you'll reconsider

1286
01:04:03,977 --> 01:04:05,679
what you told me at the fair.

1287
01:04:05,779 --> 01:04:07,614
About how your formula

1288
01:04:07,681 --> 01:04:10,500
was a family secret.
(Computer beeping)

1289
01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:12,352
(Automated voice)
DNA sequencing complete.

1290
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,555
DNA match.

1291
01:04:16,189 --> 01:04:18,458
Well, it's all settled.

1292
01:04:18,525 --> 01:04:19,526
Done and...

1293
01:04:19,626 --> 01:04:21,528
(Brakes screech)

1294
01:04:21,628 --> 01:04:23,329
(Alarm beeping) Great.

1295
01:04:23,630 --> 01:04:25,565
It's my fa...

1296
01:04:26,232 --> 01:04:27,967
The Addams family.

1297
01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:30,837
(Clears throat)
Well, let's go greet them.

1298
01:04:34,841 --> 01:04:36,710
Fester: You guys go ahead, I...

1299
01:04:37,644 --> 01:04:39,546
I'm gonna be going in, uh...

1300
01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:42,148
I may be some time.

1301
01:04:42,215 --> 01:04:43,717
(Thud) (Squelching)

1302
01:04:49,756 --> 01:04:51,910
(Doorbell rings dully)

1303
01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:52,192
(Door beeps)

1304
01:04:53,593 --> 01:04:55,862
(Drawn out) You

1305
01:04:55,929 --> 01:04:58,932
rang?

1306
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,267
Lurch. We're here to
rescue Wednesday.

1307
01:05:01,368 --> 01:05:02,769
Wednesday: Rescue me from what?

1308
01:05:02,869 --> 01:05:04,400
(Ingrid squawks)

1309
01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,206
You!

1310
01:05:06,272 --> 01:05:08,908
Cyrus strange.
Pleased to meet you.

1311
01:05:09,900 --> 01:05:11,110
You're the man
from the science fair.

1312
01:05:11,770 --> 01:05:13,113
The ghostly apparition.

1313
01:05:14,748 --> 01:05:16,182
Huh.

1314
01:05:16,616 --> 01:05:18,752
I see you've been reanimated.

1315
01:05:18,852 --> 01:05:20,954
And now, you've
absconded with our daughter

1316
01:05:21,540 --> 01:05:22,789
and put her in this...
(Gags) In...

1317
01:05:22,889 --> 01:05:24,758
Wednesday, what are you wearing?

1318
01:05:24,858 --> 01:05:26,760
It's called a turtleneck.

1319
01:05:26,860 --> 01:05:28,628
Deceptive name, I know,

1320
01:05:28,728 --> 01:05:31,798
but it is both fashionable
and functional, m...

1321
01:05:32,699 --> 01:05:34,434
Um, morticia.

1322
01:05:34,534 --> 01:05:36,936
(Gasps) Cyrus:
Mr. and Mrs. Addams,

1323
01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:39,773
it appears that you are
not Wednesday's parents.

1324
01:05:39,873 --> 01:05:40,974
I am.

1325
01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:42,876
Enough, you knave!

1326
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,579
Mr. Addams, before
you do anything rash,

1327
01:05:46,646 --> 01:05:48,615
you might want to see this.

1328
01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:51,985
The results conclusively prove

1329
01:05:52,850 --> 01:05:55,550
that I am not your daughter.

1330
01:05:56,890 --> 01:05:57,891
Where once I was Addams,

1331
01:05:58,658 --> 01:05:59,926
now I am strange.

1332
01:06:00,927 --> 01:06:02,620
Zip it, pugsley.

1333
01:06:02,128 --> 01:06:03,596
This can't be true.

1334
01:06:03,663 --> 01:06:06,266
Cyrus: I know this must
be quite a shock for you,

1335
01:06:06,332 --> 01:06:07,400
Mr. and Mrs. Addams.

1336
01:06:07,767 --> 01:06:08,768
Believe me,

1337
01:06:08,835 --> 01:06:11,805
we went through the
same thing with Ophelia.

1338
01:06:12,138 --> 01:06:13,807
(Mud splashing)

1339
01:06:13,973 --> 01:06:15,809
(Snorting and grunts)

1340
01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:19,279
Wow!

1341
01:06:22,415 --> 01:06:23,616
(Snorts)

1342
01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:27,654
Wednesday, we're
still your family.

1343
01:06:27,754 --> 01:06:29,823
And that's why I'd like to honor

1344
01:06:29,923 --> 01:06:31,424
your contributions to my life

1345
01:06:31,491 --> 01:06:35,962
with a proper
and respectful goodbye.

1346
01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:39,666
Uh, Addams family, I...

1347
01:06:39,766 --> 01:06:41,368
I want to say...

1348
01:06:42,969 --> 01:06:44,337
(Sighs)

1349
01:06:44,437 --> 01:06:47,340
It appears I'm not quite
ready to part with them.

1350
01:06:47,674 --> 01:06:49,109
Forgive me, father.

1351
01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:51,211
I do forgive you.

1352
01:06:51,344 --> 01:06:53,130
Oh, no.

1353
01:06:53,113 --> 01:06:54,714
I meant Cyrus.

1354
01:06:54,814 --> 01:06:57,170
Come on, Wednesday.
You don't mean this.

1355
01:06:57,117 --> 01:06:58,118
Let's just go home.

1356
01:06:58,184 --> 01:06:59,886
We can talk about this
in the camper.

1357
01:06:59,986 --> 01:07:02,550
I'm sorry, Mr. Addams.

1358
01:07:02,155 --> 01:07:04,524
Icantleave with you.

1359
01:07:04,624 --> 01:07:06,993
But maybe we can offer you

1360
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,496
and Mrs. Addams shelter
for the night?

1361
01:07:09,562 --> 01:07:12,198
Then tomorrow
we can say goodbye.

1362
01:07:12,298 --> 01:07:14,300
Of course, daughter.

1363
01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:16,336
My man will show you
to the guest quarters.

1364
01:07:16,736 --> 01:07:18,338
(Groans)

1365
01:07:18,405 --> 01:07:19,839
(Somber music playing)

1366
01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:35,689
(Ingrid squawks)

1367
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,661
Morticia: Something isn't right.

1368
01:07:41,728 --> 01:07:43,163
Of course it's not.

1369
01:07:43,229 --> 01:07:45,398
I've loved Wednesday
her whole life.

1370
01:07:45,498 --> 01:07:47,667
I can't just stop because
a piece of paper says...

1371
01:07:50,770 --> 01:07:51,905
Says...

1372
01:07:57,110 --> 01:08:00,246
Wow. They really did
a lot in six hours.

1373
01:08:09,122 --> 01:08:10,623
Oh, tish.

1374
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,193
We've lost our little girl.

1375
01:08:17,797 --> 01:08:19,532
(Gomez sobbing)

1376
01:08:21,670 --> 01:08:22,769
Ophelia: Hey! Wha...

1377
01:08:25,638 --> 01:08:27,474
Come here! (Snorts)

1378
01:08:30,243 --> 01:08:31,311
(Squeals)

1379
01:08:34,914 --> 01:08:37,117
I thought my bedroom was a mess.

1380
01:08:37,217 --> 01:08:39,552
This is awesome!

1381
01:08:39,619 --> 01:08:41,321
Hey, uh, are you hungry?

1382
01:08:41,421 --> 01:08:42,989
I'm always hungry.

1383
01:08:43,156 --> 01:08:45,125
(Squeals) Check it out.

1384
01:08:48,461 --> 01:08:49,996
When my dad's not around,

1385
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,432
I don't use forks orspoons

1386
01:08:52,999 --> 01:08:54,300
or anything.

1387
01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:55,902
(Gasps) Me either!

1388
01:08:56,636 --> 01:08:58,571
(Both chomping)

1389
01:09:02,742 --> 01:09:04,444
It's a lot easier to...

1390
01:09:04,511 --> 01:09:08,140
Both: Just use your face!
(Snorts)

1391
01:09:08,114 --> 01:09:09,816
Where have you been all my life?

1392
01:09:10,830 --> 01:09:11,351
The farm.

1393
01:09:12,519 --> 01:09:13,853
Wait, what did you say?

1394
01:09:14,187 --> 01:09:15,321
(Squeals)

1395
01:09:15,422 --> 01:09:16,423
(Screams)

1396
01:09:17,857 --> 01:09:20,794
Morticia: Cyrus strange
is lying. I'm sure of it.

1397
01:09:21,194 --> 01:09:22,529
But how do we prove it
to Wednesday that...

1398
01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:24,300
Oh, querida.

1399
01:09:24,297 --> 01:09:25,598
It's no use.

1400
01:09:25,665 --> 01:09:27,330
Wednesday has gone.

1401
01:09:27,133 --> 01:09:29,536
And now, we must do our duty.

1402
01:09:30,203 --> 01:09:32,372
We shall raise
the pig girl and...

1403
01:09:32,472 --> 01:09:34,400
Pull yourself together, Gomez.

1404
01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:35,542
You're an Addams.

1405
01:09:35,642 --> 01:09:37,344
Just as Wednesday is.

1406
01:09:37,444 --> 01:09:39,479
Whether it's in
her blood or not.

1407
01:09:39,879 --> 01:09:41,681
(Door opens) Pugsley: Mom. Pop.

1408
01:09:41,781 --> 01:09:43,116
You have to see this!

1409
01:09:43,683 --> 01:09:45,218
(Ingrid clucks and squawks)

1410
01:09:46,953 --> 01:09:48,688
(Ophelia snorts) (Ingrid trills)

1411
01:09:48,788 --> 01:09:50,457
What happened to these people?

1412
01:09:50,523 --> 01:09:51,658
That's just it!

1413
01:09:51,725 --> 01:09:53,360
I... I don't think
they are people.

1414
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:55,161
Cyrus: Your idiot boy is right.

1415
01:09:56,363 --> 01:09:57,530
(Ingrid yelps)

1416
01:09:57,630 --> 01:09:59,899
They're animals I
imbued with human traits.

1417
01:10:00,533 --> 01:10:02,302
Pretty neat, huh?

1418
01:10:02,869 --> 01:10:06,306
They always revert back
to their original form, though.

1419
01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:08,508
So that's why
you wanted Wednesday.

1420
01:10:08,575 --> 01:10:11,411
Her experiment
did what you couldn't.

1421
01:10:11,544 --> 01:10:14,981
Men. Just can't come out and
ask a woman for help, can you?

1422
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,516
You faked that DNA test.

1423
01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:18,385
Blah, blah, blah, blah!

1424
01:10:18,485 --> 01:10:20,720
Oh, pipe down, elvira!

1425
01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:24,190
That's it! Prepare to
meet old deuteronomy!

1426
01:10:24,257 --> 01:10:25,925
Mazurka!

1427
01:10:27,527 --> 01:10:29,863
(Gomez grunts and coughs)

1428
01:10:32,766 --> 01:10:33,767
(Groans)

1429
01:10:34,734 --> 01:10:36,336
(Coughing)

1430
01:10:36,403 --> 01:10:38,171
Oh, where are my manners?

1431
01:10:38,371 --> 01:10:40,707
I forgot to thank you
for the tip!

1432
01:10:40,774 --> 01:10:42,876
(Laughs evilly)
(Morticia groans)

1433
01:10:42,942 --> 01:10:44,344
(Body thuds)

1434
01:10:44,411 --> 01:10:47,213
I'm good! I'm so good!

1435
01:10:52,180 --> 01:10:53,353
(Lightning crashes)

1436
01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:05,432
So sorry about that.

1437
01:11:05,532 --> 01:11:06,766
(Clears throat) Where were we?

1438
01:11:06,866 --> 01:11:09,350
I have a surprise
for you, father.

1439
01:11:09,803 --> 01:11:10,804
(Chuckles excitedly)

1440
01:11:10,904 --> 01:11:12,939
Yes. Yes! Of course!

1441
01:11:13,390 --> 01:11:14,874
It's so simple. (Chuckles)

1442
01:11:16,420 --> 01:11:18,144
But... but could it work?

1443
01:11:20,146 --> 01:11:21,581
(Keypad beeping)

1444
01:11:21,648 --> 01:11:23,116
(Computer trilling)

1445
01:11:23,216 --> 01:11:24,317
(Beeps)

1446
01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:26,520
You did it!

1447
01:11:26,119 --> 01:11:29,289
I knew funding those
science fairs would pay off.

1448
01:11:29,389 --> 01:11:30,423
What was that?

1449
01:11:30,890 --> 01:11:32,492
Uh... nothing.

1450
01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:36,960
I have a surprise for you
as well, Wednesday.

1451
01:11:36,162 --> 01:11:38,131
(Door opening)

1452
01:11:40,767 --> 01:11:43,570
They can be
our first test subjects.

1453
01:11:44,104 --> 01:11:45,338
What have you done?

1454
01:11:45,939 --> 01:11:47,507
I've got all manner

1455
01:11:47,607 --> 01:11:50,343
of diabolical DNA
in these test tubes.

1456
01:11:50,510 --> 01:11:52,746
You can isolate the
Addams' annoying habits

1457
01:11:52,812 --> 01:11:55,749
and we'll replace them
with ones you want.

1458
01:11:56,349 --> 01:11:57,484
But why?

1459
01:11:57,584 --> 01:11:59,953
I saw you trying
to delay their departure.

1460
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,355
This way,
you can keep them around.

1461
01:12:03,323 --> 01:12:05,158
Ineed my little
protege to be happy

1462
01:12:05,258 --> 01:12:07,930
and focused on her work.

1463
01:12:07,293 --> 01:12:09,696
This is important stuff
we are doing, Wednesday.

1464
01:12:09,796 --> 01:12:10,830
(Laughs)

1465
01:12:10,930 --> 01:12:13,330
World-changing!

1466
01:12:13,133 --> 01:12:14,534
"World-changing"?

1467
01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,302
If you could control people,

1468
01:12:16,369 --> 01:12:19,706
imbue them with the strength
and ferocity of any animal on earth?

1469
01:12:19,806 --> 01:12:22,800
Imagine who would pay for that!

1470
01:12:22,108 --> 01:12:24,444
The military,
foreign governments,

1471
01:12:24,511 --> 01:12:26,120
call centers.

1472
01:12:26,179 --> 01:12:28,782
They'd all want unstoppable
hybrid murder machines

1473
01:12:28,848 --> 01:12:31,284
programmed down
to the cellular level!

1474
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:35,288
Imagine how rich
and famous we'll become!

1475
01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:39,526
All thanks to your experiment!
(Laughing maniacally)

1476
01:12:39,626 --> 01:12:41,394
But I only meant to show

1477
01:12:41,494 --> 01:12:44,300
how my uncle fester's
intellect could be improved.

1478
01:12:44,130 --> 01:12:47,834
And now you get to improve
the rest of your ex-family.

1479
01:12:47,901 --> 01:12:49,636
(Cyrus laughs wickedly)

1480
01:12:50,870 --> 01:12:52,105
Wednesday: But they
don't need improving.

1481
01:12:52,138 --> 01:12:54,307
They're fine as they are.

1482
01:12:55,342 --> 01:12:57,344
Except for maybe pugsley.

1483
01:12:57,410 --> 01:13:00,714
But I'm the one who
was looking for change,

1484
01:13:00,814 --> 01:13:02,148
not them.

1485
01:13:02,215 --> 01:13:03,950
But this way, you'll never
have to feel different

1486
01:13:03,983 --> 01:13:07,530
from anyone in your family
ever again, little boo-boo.

1487
01:13:07,153 --> 01:13:08,822
(Alarm blaring)

1488
01:13:10,323 --> 01:13:12,492
(System trilling and chimes)

1489
01:13:14,728 --> 01:13:17,263
(Liquid bubbling)

1490
01:13:19,432 --> 01:13:21,234
Here you are, Wednesday.

1491
01:13:21,334 --> 01:13:23,236
You do the honors.

1492
01:13:23,436 --> 01:13:24,871
(System beeping)

1493
01:13:25,839 --> 01:13:27,107
I won't!

1494
01:13:27,774 --> 01:13:30,543
Even though you are
biologically my father,

1495
01:13:30,610 --> 01:13:33,546
these people
are still my family.

1496
01:13:34,114 --> 01:13:36,249
The Addams family.

1497
01:13:37,384 --> 01:13:41,254
Fine. If you can't pull
the trigger, I'll do it!

1498
01:13:41,888 --> 01:13:43,560
(Buzzes)

1499
01:13:43,123 --> 01:13:44,190
(Powering up)

1500
01:13:44,257 --> 01:13:45,692
(Laughs evilly)

1501
01:13:51,898 --> 01:13:54,467
(Cyrus laughing maniacally)

1502
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,380
I'm disappointed
in you, Wednesday.

1503
01:13:58,605 --> 01:14:02,642
But it appears you're just a
silly little girl playing with science.

1504
01:14:04,744 --> 01:14:06,646
(Laughs maliciously)

1505
01:14:07,714 --> 01:14:10,550
Turn off the machine,
Mr. Strange.

1506
01:14:11,251 --> 01:14:12,952
I won't ask you again.

1507
01:14:13,530 --> 01:14:14,254
(Lightning crashes)

1508
01:14:15,822 --> 01:14:18,124
Islnflelady threatening me?

1509
01:14:18,224 --> 01:14:19,492
That depends.

1510
01:14:19,592 --> 01:14:21,728
Do you have a piano nearby?

1511
01:14:21,795 --> 01:14:24,330
Why would I have a piano
in a laboratory?

1512
01:14:24,731 --> 01:14:26,966
In that case, lurch...

1513
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:28,501
(Lu rch growls)

1514
01:14:28,601 --> 01:14:31,338
Show this cretin what your cold,

1515
01:14:31,438 --> 01:14:33,940
dead hands are capable of.
(Cyrus chuckles)

1516
01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:35,308
You think you're the only one

1517
01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:37,744
with a brainless
neanderthal bodyguard?

1518
01:14:37,811 --> 01:14:39,512
(Laughing wickedly)

1519
01:14:42,649 --> 01:14:46,860
(Growling) Kill, pongo. Kill!

1520
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,988
(Growls)

1521
01:14:49,756 --> 01:14:51,324
(Roars)

1522
01:14:51,424 --> 01:14:52,926
Oh, this is gonna be rich!

1523
01:14:54,270 --> 01:14:55,862
(Lurch moaning)

1524
01:14:55,962 --> 01:14:56,963
What?

1525
01:14:58,131 --> 01:14:59,299
(Both roar)

1526
01:14:59,366 --> 01:15:02,602
Eh! No! Pongo, you imbecile!

1527
01:15:02,669 --> 01:15:04,938
I command you, you protect me.

1528
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:07,440
You're wasting your breath.

1529
01:15:07,507 --> 01:15:10,643
You see, pongo and lurch
are former cellmates

1530
01:15:10,710 --> 01:15:12,812
at the asylum
where lurch was held captive

1531
01:15:12,879 --> 01:15:14,547
before my parents found him.

1532
01:15:14,647 --> 01:15:16,182
Back in Texas,

1533
01:15:16,816 --> 01:15:20,787
pongo told lurch that he
suspected I was in danger.

1534
01:15:21,888 --> 01:15:23,456
I didn't believe it then.
Cyrus: Pongo, pongo.

1535
01:15:23,490 --> 01:15:25,358
Bad boy, pongo. Bad boy.

1536
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:27,270
I was wrong.

1537
01:15:27,127 --> 01:15:28,728
(Pongo growls) No! No!

1538
01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:30,296
That's gonna leave a Mark.

1539
01:15:30,363 --> 01:15:33,299
Unhand me! (Screams)

1540
01:15:33,366 --> 01:15:35,702
Stop! I had a big breakfast.

1541
01:15:35,802 --> 01:15:37,637
Don't make me
puke up my pancakes!

1542
01:15:37,704 --> 01:15:40,730
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1543
01:15:40,173 --> 01:15:42,242
(Cyrus yells)

1544
01:15:42,342 --> 01:15:44,744
(Cyrus grunting and groaning)

1545
01:15:44,844 --> 01:15:46,913
(Growling) (Cyrus whimpering)

1546
01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:48,314
(Screaming)

1547
01:15:49,816 --> 01:15:51,510
(Electricity crackles)

1548
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:56,890
(Groans)

1549
01:15:57,824 --> 01:15:59,250
(Gasping)

1550
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:00,527
(Cyrus gurgling and choking)

1551
01:16:04,898 --> 01:16:07,233
Mother, father,
are you all right?

1552
01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:08,401
Yes, yes.

1553
01:16:08,501 --> 01:16:12,205
Fortunately, we escaped
with no fatal wounds.

1554
01:16:15,408 --> 01:16:16,676
Even pugsley?

1555
01:16:16,743 --> 01:16:18,411
Even pugsley.

1556
01:16:18,578 --> 01:16:20,947
Oh, well. Maybe next time.

1557
01:16:21,214 --> 01:16:22,449
Wait, what?

1558
01:16:22,849 --> 01:16:25,352
(Muffled bleating and squawking)

1559
01:16:26,619 --> 01:16:29,550
(Muffled squawk and grunting)

1560
01:16:29,122 --> 01:16:31,124
(Roars)

1561
01:16:31,224 --> 01:16:33,526
(Laughs maliciously)

1562
01:16:34,561 --> 01:16:36,129
How very...

1563
01:16:36,229 --> 01:16:37,864
(Squawks) Touching.

1564
01:16:37,931 --> 01:16:39,265
(Bleats)

1565
01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:42,680
My real daughter would know
that sentimentality...

1566
01:16:42,135 --> 01:16:43,470
(Clucking)

1567
01:16:43,570 --> 01:16:45,872
Is the antithesis of science.

1568
01:16:46,106 --> 01:16:47,574
That's right. (Gasps)

1569
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:50,443
I lied about the DNA...
(Snorting)

1570
01:16:50,543 --> 01:16:52,450
Re... re... (Gasps)

1571
01:16:52,112 --> 01:16:53,480
Results.

1572
01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:55,615
(Bleats) (Gomez grunts)

1573
01:16:55,715 --> 01:16:58,485
I really should thank you,
Wednesday.

1574
01:16:58,585 --> 01:17:00,987
(Elevator whirring)
You've uncaged me.

1575
01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:02,822
(Snorting)

1576
01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:07,660
But your foul play
is no longer amusing to me.

1577
01:17:09,996 --> 01:17:13,990
So, I think
I'll exterminate you.

1578
01:17:14,334 --> 01:17:15,835
(Lurch and pongo groan)

1579
01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:19,172
And your entire...

1580
01:17:19,272 --> 01:17:21,107
(Clucking) Family!

1581
01:17:21,174 --> 01:17:22,342
(Grunting)

1582
01:17:25,345 --> 01:17:28,348
Get ready to cry uncle!

1583
01:17:28,581 --> 01:17:29,783
(Cyrus roars)

1584
01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:32,118
(Groaning)

1585
01:17:33,687 --> 01:17:34,854
Pugsley: Ahh!

1586
01:17:35,989 --> 01:17:37,357
(Groaning)

1587
01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:43,596
(Burbles and grunts)

1588
01:17:43,663 --> 01:17:45,865
(Growls) (Fester grunting)

1589
01:17:47,267 --> 01:17:49,202
Gomez: Incoming!

1590
01:17:49,302 --> 01:17:50,303
(Pugsley grunts)

1591
01:17:52,205 --> 01:17:53,473
Ophelia!

1592
01:17:53,540 --> 01:17:54,641
(Cyrus squawks)

1593
01:17:56,420 --> 01:17:57,377
(Fester groans)

1594
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:02,315
(Cyrus groans) (Ingrid squawks)

1595
01:18:02,382 --> 01:18:04,217
(Squealing)

1596
01:18:04,317 --> 01:18:05,719
(Whimpering)

1597
01:18:05,819 --> 01:18:07,554
(Grunts and gasps)

1598
01:18:08,210 --> 01:18:10,230
(Roaring)

1599
01:18:10,123 --> 01:18:11,858
(Whimpers)

1600
01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,460
Gomez: Oh, yeah!

1601
01:18:13,526 --> 01:18:14,728
That's it! You got him!

1602
01:18:20,734 --> 01:18:22,135
Cyrus: No!

1603
01:18:24,571 --> 01:18:25,705
Gomez: Get him, fester!

1604
01:18:25,805 --> 01:18:27,207
Ink him! Ink him, baby!

1605
01:18:36,249 --> 01:18:38,351
Everybody, run!

1606
01:18:38,418 --> 01:18:40,553
(Cyrus whimpering)

1607
01:18:42,355 --> 01:18:44,240
(Cyrus yells)

1608
01:18:45,892 --> 01:18:46,926
(Cyrus squawks)

1609
01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:54,768
(Grunting weakly)

1610
01:18:58,710 --> 01:18:59,939
(Groaning)

1611
01:19:02,909 --> 01:19:04,210
(Sighs exhaustedly)

1612
01:19:04,277 --> 01:19:06,246
Madison, would you
do me the honor...

1613
01:19:06,346 --> 01:19:07,447
(Distant mooing)

1614
01:19:12,552 --> 01:19:14,587
(Madison straining)

1615
01:19:14,688 --> 01:19:17,524
Yes, I'll marry you.

1616
01:19:18,525 --> 01:19:20,860
(Fester rumbling weakly)

1617
01:19:20,927 --> 01:19:22,696
Uncle fester.

1618
01:19:23,863 --> 01:19:25,231
He's dying.

1619
01:19:25,932 --> 01:19:27,634
And it's all my fault.

1620
01:19:28,134 --> 01:19:29,636
Oh, Wednesday.

1621
01:19:34,407 --> 01:19:35,408
(Wednesday sighs)

1622
01:19:38,712 --> 01:19:40,647
Mother, when you said
this necklace

1623
01:19:40,747 --> 01:19:42,615
was a part of every Addams,

1624
01:19:42,716 --> 01:19:44,284
what did you mean?

1625
01:19:44,384 --> 01:19:48,288
It contains a drop of blood from
every Addams born into the family.

1626
01:19:48,388 --> 01:19:51,424
Your father, pugsley, you...

1627
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:54,600
And uncle fester.

1628
01:19:54,561 --> 01:19:57,970
Your little Addams
DNA cocktail here

1629
01:19:57,163 --> 01:19:58,498
mightjust save the day.

1630
01:19:58,965 --> 01:19:59,999
Lurch!

1631
01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:02,100
(Groans)

1632
01:20:04,971 --> 01:20:06,940
(System powering up)

1633
01:20:21,154 --> 01:20:22,155
(Dings)

1634
01:20:25,759 --> 01:20:27,260
Bottoms up, uncle fester.

1635
01:20:31,364 --> 01:20:33,700
(Fester groaning)

1636
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:41,107
Whoa!

1637
01:20:45,145 --> 01:20:46,946
(Continues groaning)

1638
01:20:52,318 --> 01:20:54,540
(Continues groaning)

1639
01:21:01,628 --> 01:21:02,629
(Morticia gasps)

1640
01:21:06,366 --> 01:21:07,367
(Burps)

1641
01:21:08,401 --> 01:21:11,400
(Sighs) Did I win?

1642
01:21:11,304 --> 01:21:12,539
Yes.

1643
01:21:13,206 --> 01:21:16,409
Yes, you did, uncle fester.
(Chuckles)

1644
01:21:16,509 --> 01:21:18,780
Oh, and, pugsley,

1645
01:21:18,178 --> 01:21:20,380
it looks like Ophelia
is feeling better too.

1646
01:21:23,316 --> 01:21:24,384
(Gasps)

1647
01:21:25,585 --> 01:21:27,320
(Both chuckle excitedly)

1648
01:21:29,422 --> 01:21:32,359
Mother, father, I'm sorry.

1649
01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:34,861
I didn't want to be an Addams.

1650
01:21:35,395 --> 01:21:37,931
I struggled
with feeling different.

1651
01:21:38,398 --> 01:21:41,334
But now, I realize
that being different

1652
01:21:41,868 --> 01:21:44,437
is the most Addams-y
thing there is.

1653
01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:47,107
"Different"
is what the extra "d"

1654
01:21:47,207 --> 01:21:49,175
in "Addams" stands for.

1655
01:21:49,242 --> 01:21:52,212
I always thought it stood
for "dismemberment."

1656
01:21:53,460 --> 01:21:54,614
Can you forgive me?

1657
01:21:55,348 --> 01:21:56,783
Wednesday,

1658
01:21:56,883 --> 01:22:00,854
you are and always
will be our little ghoul.

1659
01:22:00,954 --> 01:22:02,722
We love you.

1660
01:22:02,789 --> 01:22:03,957
Thank you, mother.

1661
01:22:04,570 --> 01:22:05,425
The feeling is mutual.

1662
01:22:06,693 --> 01:22:08,610
And, father...

1663
01:22:08,461 --> 01:22:10,530
Yes, my little raven?

1664
01:22:10,797 --> 01:22:12,632
I have something for you.

1665
01:22:22,108 --> 01:22:25,378
Come on, Addams family.
Let's go home.

1666
01:22:25,445 --> 01:22:26,713
(Fester chuckles) (Lurch groans)

1667
01:22:27,781 --> 01:22:29,249
(Electronic dance music playing)

1668
01:22:29,315 --> 01:22:30,316
(Excited shouting)

1669
01:22:36,423 --> 01:22:37,490
Gruesome.

1670
01:22:37,590 --> 01:22:40,226
Mmm! And fragrant.

1671
01:22:40,994 --> 01:22:42,729
(Glass shatters)
(People whooping)

1672
01:22:44,264 --> 01:22:45,832
(All exclaim excitedly)
Yeah! Awesome!

1673
01:22:45,932 --> 01:22:47,000
Now, look, look, look.

1674
01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:49,602
All I did was invite
a few people over

1675
01:22:49,669 --> 01:22:51,604
and things got
a little bit out of hand.

1676
01:22:51,671 --> 01:22:54,474
Yes, there were a few
injuries, but the EMT is here.

1677
01:22:54,574 --> 01:22:56,810
They're having a wonderful time.

1678
01:22:56,910 --> 01:22:59,312
What a lovely
homecoming present.

1679
01:22:59,746 --> 01:23:01,815
Oh. (Chuckles nervously)

1680
01:23:01,915 --> 01:23:04,784
Welcome home! (Laughs)

1681
01:23:05,850 --> 01:23:07,253
(Crowd cheering)

1682
01:23:08,688 --> 01:23:11,458
(Hip-hop music playing)

1683
01:23:11,524 --> 01:23:14,294
(Cackles) I thought
you'd never get here.

1684
01:23:15,528 --> 01:23:16,796
(Babbling)

1685
01:23:16,863 --> 01:23:18,965
Oh, my goodness! (Shrieks)

1686
01:23:21,534 --> 01:23:23,970
Let's light it up, hairball!

1687
01:23:24,104 --> 01:23:26,106
(Babbles)

1688
01:23:26,172 --> 01:23:27,307
You know I never left

1689
01:23:27,374 --> 01:23:28,775
that's how I brought it back

1690
01:23:28,842 --> 01:23:30,944
but what I wanna know
is where the party at

1691
01:23:31,110 --> 01:23:32,812
I came a long way to get
these people out they seat

1692
01:23:32,846 --> 01:23:34,647
now I need y'all
to clap your hands

1693
01:23:34,714 --> 01:23:36,490
to the beat and have a good time

1694
01:23:36,149 --> 01:23:37,851
don't be acting like that

1695
01:23:37,951 --> 01:23:39,185
we got it crackin' in the back

1696
01:23:39,285 --> 01:23:40,453
oh, yeah, it's lit

1697
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:42,188
my brand-new outfit

1698
01:23:42,288 --> 01:23:43,890
the one to get the party started

1699
01:23:43,990 --> 01:23:46,192
plugged and wet
gloves and mitt, club is lit

1700
01:23:46,292 --> 01:23:47,861
kind of the one one of a kind

1701
01:23:47,961 --> 01:23:49,620
it's cousin it

1702
01:23:49,162 --> 01:23:50,663
he's the host with the most

1703
01:23:50,730 --> 01:23:53,299
I wanna give a toast
to the wild, wild west coast

1704
01:23:53,366 --> 01:23:54,501
now if you're
feeling like a villain

1705
01:23:54,534 --> 01:23:56,169
say, "yeah, yeah"

1706
01:23:56,236 --> 01:23:58,710
snoop dogg is in the house
and he's a playa, playa

1707
01:23:58,710 --> 01:23:59,139
and all the ladies in the house

1708
01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:00,507
say, "oh, yeah"

1709
01:24:00,573 --> 01:24:02,409
we 're family for sure
in case you didn't know

1710
01:24:02,509 --> 01:24:03,543
it ain't nothin' going on

1711
01:24:03,643 --> 01:24:05,979
grandma: We love you, it!

1712
01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:08,715
I still don't understand
a word that guy says.

1713
01:24:08,815 --> 01:24:10,830
(Ophelia and pugsley laughing)

1714
01:24:11,418 --> 01:24:13,186
Yeah!

1715
01:24:13,253 --> 01:24:16,990
Didn't I tell you this trip would
bring the family closer together?

1716
01:24:17,570 --> 01:24:19,926
You're a wonderful
father, darling.

1717
01:24:20,260 --> 01:24:22,362
There's one thing
that's still troubling me.

1718
01:24:22,429 --> 01:24:24,531
Cyrus lied
about being my father,

1719
01:24:24,597 --> 01:24:27,734
but when I tested your hair
at the Grand Canyon,

1720
01:24:27,834 --> 01:24:31,438
it said conclusively that you
were not my father either.

1721
01:24:31,838 --> 01:24:34,441
Ah, that explains it.

1722
01:24:34,541 --> 01:24:35,942
I suffered a little accident

1723
01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:38,211
with a napalm experiment
a few years back

1724
01:24:38,278 --> 01:24:40,780
and lost my beautiful,
beautiful hair.

1725
01:24:41,214 --> 01:24:42,215
(Splutters)

1726
01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:45,719
Had it replaced
with real sasquatch fur.

1727
01:24:45,785 --> 01:24:47,520
I assure you, Wednesday,

1728
01:24:47,587 --> 01:24:49,550
I am your father.

1729
01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:51,257
Now and always.

1730
01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:53,226
(Gasps and groans)

1731
01:24:53,293 --> 01:24:55,428
Iaheady hugged you once, father.

1732
01:24:55,528 --> 01:24:57,864
That's quite enough
affection for a lifetime.

1733
01:24:57,931 --> 01:24:59,566
(Gomez laughs)

1734
01:25:00,367 --> 01:25:02,302
Well, Addams,

1735
01:25:02,402 --> 01:25:05,710
time to start planning
the next family vacation.

1736
01:25:05,138 --> 01:25:08,742
Maybe a trip around the world?
What do you say?

1737
01:25:08,808 --> 01:25:11,745
(Theme music playing)

1738
01:25:13,460 --> 01:25:14,614
(Projector whirring)

1739
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,418
(Singing)

1740
01:25:51,151 --> 01:25:53,153
(Hip-hop music playing)