(grand orchestral fanfare playing)<
♪ ♪<
-(lively chatter) -(air whooshing)<
Your breakfast, Mr. Soliman.<
-I don't care about cantaloupe! -(gasps)<
-Tastes like melon! -It will never happen again, I promise.<
- Yalla, habibi, come back! -Just going to clean up.<
-I'll be very fast. -I'm not done yelling at you!<
(laughing)<
♪ ♪<
(indistinct chatter)<
(static crackling)<
(gasps)<
Unit two, I've lost camera four.<
We need eyes on the rooftop terrace.<
I'm in. Okay, Mr. Shark, you're up.<
SHARK (over comm): Nice work, rookie.<
-I'm on my way. -GUARD: Yasmin told me<
I need to be more attentive. What?<
You are very attentive. (grunts)<
I know. That's what I told her.<
Yalla, did you get a haircut?<
I did.<
-Thank you for noticing. -It's very nice. (chuckles)<
All clear on the roof.<
GUARD 2 (over comm): Copy that.<
Uh, that was me.<
-It-It's still Shark. -Yeah, no.<
I got that. Thank you.<
(over comm): All right, Mr. Piranha, go crazy.<
(water whooshing)<
Mr. Snake, that's your cue.<
Hope your timing's right, kid.<
WOLF: Snake, be nice to the rookie.<
It's her first heist.<
I was being nice. It's just how I sound.<
(sarcastically): Welcome to the team.<
See?<
-(laughter) -WOLF: All right.<
We finished, uh, with the banter? Let's do this.<
Come on. Five.<
-Four. -Three.<
-Two. -One.<
It's showtime.<
-(guards gasping) -(alarm blaring)<
(urgent chatter)<
(scanner beeps)<
(wind whistling)<
(grunts)<
(shouts)<
Hello, Mr. Soliman.<
(exclaims) The Bad Guys!<
Remind me again:<
Why didn't you just come through the front door?<
-Where's the fun in that? -He loves an entrance.<
Stay back, you... you monsters!<
-Monsters? -(Soliman stammering)<
-(whistles) -Wow.<
-Did he just say "monsters"? -He did.<
I wouldn't have done that.<
You like monsters?<
I'll show you a monster, pal.<
(growling)<
(whimpering)<
(growling fiercely)<
No, no, no, no, no, no. P-Please. (stammers)<
-SNAKE: Whoa. -Okay, I see you.<
-Check this out. -No, no. No, no, please. Mr. Wolf.<
Oh, baby, where have you been all my life?<
-(Piranha chuckles) -SOLIMAN: No! No!<
-No, no. -SNAKE: Not bad. Not bad.<
This is... this is a one-of-a-kind prototype.<
SHARK: Shiny!<
-Wait. We did all this for a car? -(whimpers)<
Listen, kid, the heist is never really about the loot, okay?<
-It's a power move, baby. -(chuckles)<
Let's go.<
I-I have to say-- No, no. No, this--<
It's never been driven!<
Don't worry. (retches)<
We brought you a little parting gift.<
We're classy like that.<
For me?<
(gasps)<
-(beeping steadily) -(engine starting, rumbling)<
-Nice. -(whooping)<
Ooh, you say the naughtiest things.<
-(tires squealing) -(shouting)<
(whooping)<
♪ ♪<
SOLIMAN: No! No!<
You Bad Guys will never get away with this!<
-(rapid beeping) -(shouts)<
(timer dings)<
(fireworks popping and whistling)<
(laughter)<
("Taking Everything" by Busta Rhymes playing)<
(screaming)<
WOLF: Go bad...<
OTHERS: Or go home.<
-(whooping) -(horns honking)<
(laughing)<
♪ You see, steel sharpen steel when it's time for the go... ♪<
(sirens wailing)<
After them!<
♪ Stare every challenge in the eye ♪<
♪ We don't play with the soul no matter what you was told ♪<
♪ Every rat find a hole ♪<
♪ See, it don't matter what you thought ♪<
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ -(bystanders shouting)<
♪ We taking everything you want ♪<
-♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ -♪ Now don't forget it ♪<
♪ Better know we come to get it and we with it ♪<
♪ And there's nothing better ♪<
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪<
-(clamoring) -Get out of the way!<
-(laughs) -(bystanders screaming)<
Hey, guys, watch this.<
(clucks)<
(screams)<
Step on it!<
(laughter)<
Do you always drive like this?<
Only when it's strictly necessary.<
And it's always necessary.<
♪ And there's nothing better ♪<
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪<
(whooping)<
-(screaming) -(officers screaming)<
♪ No matter what you thought you better believe we coming ♪<
♪ And if you thought that we was playing ♪<
♪ Let me show you something, so then we jump ♪<
♪ And we swoop and we dodge every bullet ♪<
♪ It don't matter when they pull up ♪<
♪ And they try to pull it ♪<
There! The bridge! That's our exit!<
I gotcha.<
(officers screaming)<
-Piranha, check our six. -I got it.<
All clear, papo.<
It's the Bad Guys!<
♪ Better know we on the clock and it's time to go ♪<
♪ Everything is tactical now enjoy the show ♪<
♪ Then we skip and we bounce and we hop ♪<
♪ Out of every situation... ♪<
Whoa.<
♪ See, it don't matter what you thought ♪<
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪<
(laughter)<
Uh-oh.<
♪ Better know we come to get it and we with it ♪<
♪ And there's nothing better... ♪<
Wolf, you got a secret plan, or are we just dead?<
-I'll let you know in a minute. -The ramp!<
-Yes? -Punch it. I have an idea.<
Okay. New kid, let's see what you got.<
(engine revving)<
♪ Better wear your seat belt and strap up... ♪<
-(officers exclaim) -(praying indistinctly)<
♪ I know the way you see us doing it to 'em ♪<
♪ I think you really, really need to shack up ♪<
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪<
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ It don't matter ♪<
♪ Every single time they really try to trap us ♪<
♪ And they come from every corner and they really try... ♪<
-Rookie... -Wha-bam!<
♪ Better get up out of the way ♪<
♪ Because we come and then we pack up ♪<
♪ And we taking everything you want You know you better back up ♪<
-(officers screaming) -♪ Let's go ♪<
(screaming)<
(echoing): ♪ Let's go. ♪<
-(whooping, laughter) -Yeah, baby!<
Welcome to the crew, kid.<
-Call me Webs. -Ooh, punchy.<
-Okay, okay. -(whooping, laughter)<
I am never driving another car ever agai--<
-(song stops abruptly) -(engine puttering)<
(horns honking)<
Nice carbon footprint, jackass!<
Classy.<
(engine squealing)<
Come on. Easy, now. Easy, easy.<
Come on, girl. You got this.<
(sighs): Ugh.<
(car alarm blaring)<
Oh, hey. Look who it is.<
Get over here.<
Where you been keeping yourselves?<
Me? (scoffs)<
Oh, terrific.<
Fantastic.<
I mean, not everyone believes it,<
but, uh, the Bad Guys went good.<
I'll spare you the details,<
but in a nutshell, we felt the wag of doing good.<
Made a couple of new friends...<
ALL: Diane?<
You're the Crimson Paw?<
We took down Marmalade, a real bad guy.<
The Crimson Paw!<
Me? No, no, no. She's the Crimson Paw.<
WOLF: And surprised everyone<
by turning ourselves in.<
Yeah, we had a pretty good run as bad guys,<
but sometimes you got to give up the thing you know<
in order to find something better.<
So here we are, law-abiding citizens<
starting over with a clean slate,<
and we cannot wait for society to welcome us with open arms.<
And-and now you want to work, uh, at-at a bank?<
Why not? Some of my best memories are at banks.<
(laughing nervously)<
Uh, you robbed us three times.<
That was this bank?<
It says here that you saved the city from an evil guinea pig,<
but aren't you a notorious criminal?<
Yes. No.<
-M-Maybe? -(passes gas)<
(chuckles): Sor... Sorry, nerves.<
I-I mean, I-I can also do a great tuna impression.<
It's like you're talking to a tuna, right?<
Well, I'm proficient in Unix, Linux, Windows, Mac<
and fluent in 87 coding languages,<
so, yeah, I'm qualified.<
INTERVIEWER: I see.<
And, um, how do you explain<
this gap in your employment history?<
Uh...<
My salary expectations?<
Wow. That's a good question.<
No one's ever given me money on purpose before.<
"Great at Secret Santa"?<
Yeah. How does that...<
W-W-Wait. Don't tell me.<
Bath bomb. Lavender.<
And how would you react if you saw a coworker doing something<
that violates company policy?<
Snitches get stitches and sleep with the fishes.<
You know what? Can I act--<
Can I get another chance at that one?<
I think we got everything we need.<
-So great to meet you. -Thanks for coming in.<
Uh, we're gonna... we're gonna pass.<
Uh, look, Craig, anyone who wants to change<
needs to start somewhere, right?<
So I'm just asking for a chance.<
Just a chance.<
Please?<
You know what, Mr. Wolf?<
I might-- you know, I might,<
I might have something here for you.<
I'm gonna give you a call.<
Gee. R-Really?<
Craig, that's great!<
Number's on my résumé there.<
-Okay. Uh... -And this has been just great.<
-You can let go now. -Sorry.<
I didn't mean to...<
I got a job! This is fantastic, man.<
Oh, by the way, Craig, uh, you know...<
Ah.<
Yeah. Got it.<
(sighs)<
♪ ♪<
(groans)<
(over TV): ...to a better future.<
In three weeks, my next-gen MoonX rocket will blast off<
and deploy the Power Cell X3.<
That's right.<
Free wireless charging from outer space<
-directly to your phone. -(elevator bell dings)<
-You're welcome, world. -Hey, guys.<
-Hey! -Wolfie.<
Wolf! So you got the job?<
Well, I mean, it's not a hundred percent,<
but he said, he said he'd call me.<
Well, you did better than Piranha.<
I thought I was supposed to project confidence.<
Yeah, but why a tuna?<
What? Tunas are confident.<
What tuna do you know that's not confident?<
All of them.<
-Tunas are confident. -PIRANHA: Right?<
Guys, come on. Life's like a car chase.<
You know what I mean? There's-there's gonna be<
bumps in the road, but when has that ever stopped us?<
Never.<
It's just gonna take a little time,<
but I promise you, people will come around.<
Even if we get framed for the Phantom Bandit's crime spree?<
That's awfully specific.<
Who's the Phantom, uh-- Who?<
You haven't heard? It's all over the news.<
TV NARRATOR: There's a battle of survival for the bil--<
The Phantom Bandit hit three locations yesterday,<
stealing several priceless artifacts.<
The Phantom is known for being impossible to trace,<
but this time, he left a calling card.<
-(popping and whistling) -(officers clamoring)<
Wait, hey, hey! That's our move.<
Exactly.<
Commissioner, are the Bad Guys back to a life of crime,<
or are they being framed?<
Just like your face with those fabulous bangs!<
Thank you. I cut them myself.<
Look, I cannot comment on an ongoing investigation,<
but let's just say: once a con, always a con.<
-So it's the Bad Guys? -I said no comment!<
-Come on. -What?<
How are we supposed to get a fresh start<
when we get blamed for every bad thing that happens?<
[elevator whirring]<
[elevator bell dings]<
[Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso" playing over headphones]<
Hey, guys. [slurps]<
Isn't the sun particularly radiant today?<
-What are you wearing? -What are you drinking?<
Wheatgrass kombucha with extra moss<
and two shots of cold-pressed dandelion.<
Uh, I don't think you're supposed to eat those things.<
[Snake] Aw, you guys.<
I wish I could trade lighthearted japes<
with you all night, but I'm late for vinyasa.<
-Vinyasa? -W-W-Wait. You're going out?<
But y-you just got back.<
You know how it is.<
You think I got this body by sitting around, watching TV?<
-[Tarantula] Okay, ew. -Oh, and don't wait up for me.<
It's lucha night.<
Well, bye...!<
[elevator bell dings]<
Guys, I think the kombucha ate his brain.<
Hey, you know what? As long as he's happy, right?<
I said no comment!<
-[officers gasping] -[Luggins groans]<
-I want answers. -[phones ringing]<
Get me security footage, scour the phone logs,<
and where's my coffee?!<
-Uh, Commissioner? -Not now!<
-But you have a visitor. -They can wait.<
Uh, but he's, uh...<
Hey-hey, Chief!<
-[spits, coughs] -Can I just say:<
love the bangs.<
First off, it's "Commissioner" now.<
And second...<
Ooh, nice. What's the difference?<
Well, the chief is the top uniformed officer, whereas--<
Why am I explaining this to you?!<
[gasps] Did you touch my board?<
-My board. My beautiful board. -Oh, I'm sorry.<
I thought I heard it say, "Solve me."<
-[grunts] Wolf. -Listen.<
I think we're both having an optics problem.<
You need to show the world<
you've got this investigation under control,<
and we need to show the world we're good.<
If I help you catch the Bandit, it's a win-win.<
I'm calling the governor.<
Go ahead. It was basically her idea.<
-[grumbles] -Look at this.<
Each of the robberies occurred within a three-minute window.<
-So? -Three minutes is the loop rate<
of most standard security consoles,<
which means whoever did this...<
Patched into security from the inside.<
Bingo.<
[grunts] Fine.<
Let's say they did. How would we even trace that?<
We'd need some kind of high-tech computer expert.<
They'd have had to clone the IP address and redirect the feed<
to a four gigahertz dummy console, duh.<
Huh?<
Your Bandit is clever<
but not as clever as he thinks he is.<
However, he'd still need an inside man.<
Hmm.<
Hey.<
Hold this.<
Hmm. [mutters]<
There!<
But that's just the janitor.<
Perhaps to the untrained eye,<
but if he's really just the janitor,<
why is he pushing around an empty bucket?<
Hmm?<
So the real question is: How did he get in?<
[grumbles]<
[Piranha] I'd come this way, jam the fan,<
pop the grate, and bam, you're in.<
Ooh, ugh. [gags]<
Why is there pickles in this?<
Because that's my lunch.<
Who said you could eat my lunch?<
Well, he said there was lunch.<
Chief, come on. Let's focus.<
So we know when and we know how.<
The real question is why.<
[chews noisily]<
Well, why don't you call some more people<
to barge in and help?<
[others] Ooh!<
[line ringing]<
[Snake over phone, recorded] Welcome, friend,<
to Mr. Snake's voicemail.<
Today's advice for the soul:<
We must stop concentrating on our differences<
and look for what we have in common.<
-Namaste. -[groans] Ugh.<
Bye...!<
-[line beeps] -Is he possessed?<
Ugh, don't even get me started.<
I mean, one day he's going to yoga, he's doing pottery.<
I mean, who does pottery, the cast of Ghost?<
Guys, guys, guys, guys. Hold on.<
-[others] Huh? -What'd he say again?<
"Look for what we have in common."<
Look. It's not about the artifacts.<
It's about what they have in common.<
They're all made from a rare metal called MacGuffinite.<
[Tarantula] Of course.<
Uh, MacGuff-a-what, now?<
Um, sounds kind of made-up.<
So does the word "gold" if you didn't know it was real.<
Say "gold."<
-Gold. Gold. -Gold. Gold.<
-[grunting] Gold. -Gold.<
That does sound made-up.<
Oh, now I can't stop thinking how it sounds weird. Gold.<
So now that we know what the Bandit is after...<
We can figure out where he's gonna strike next!<
There you go. That's the chief I know.<
Mmm. You grinding your own beans these days?<
[grumbles] It's "Commissioner."<
Now get out of my office.<
["Shake Your Groove Thing" by Peaches & Herb playing]<
-[whooping, laughter] -Yeah!<
[singing along] ♪ Shake your groove thing ♪<
♪ Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah... ♪<
[whoops, chuckles]<
Next thing you know, we're on TV getting medals.<
Naming streets after us.<
-Piranha Street, baby. -[chuckles]<
Hey, listen to this.<
Translated into English, the word "MacGuffinite" means<
"a small MacGuffin." Cute.<
Okay. Not super helpful, but, uh, what else you got?<
The most famous MacGuffinite object is<
the Belt of Guatelamango.<
[gasps] Did you say the Belt of Guatelamango?<
-You heard of that? -Heard of it?<
It's the championship trophy<
for the Lords of Lucha tournament.<
Uh-oh.<
Wait, isn't that where Snake is going tonight?<
That's right.<
[chuckles] Can you imagine him at a wrestling match?<
-He hates crowds. -And loud music.<
And flamboyant costumes.<
And things that make life worthwhile.<
[laughter]<
-Oh, no. -[tires screech]<
-[grunts] Ow! -[grunting]<
It's Snake!<
It's all right here.<
Happy hour. Pottery. Yoga.<
All the same times as the Bandit's robberies.<
He's been lying to us this whole time.<
Ooh, he's such a little snake.<
-That's why he's so happy. -Oh.<
Vinyasa, my butt.<
If he gets caught, he's going back to prison.<
We got to find him before Police Chief cracks the case.<
-[phone ringing] -Uh-oh.<
-Hello? -[laughs]<
Guess who has two thumbs, bangs and cracked the case?<
-[singsongy] This gal! -Oh, really?<
It's going down tonight<
-at the Lords of Lucha tournament. -[gasps]<
I am gonna catch that Bandit red-handed.<
-[Shark exclaims] -I got to say, well done, Wolf.<
[fading] Well done. You have exceeded my...<
-Bro, that was our only phone! -What the thorax?<
I don't know. I panicked!<
Guys, there's only one play here:<
find our friend and...<
Tear him apart limb by limb<
until all he can remember is pain!<
[breathing heavily]<
Wow, okay. I was gonna say save him,<
but, sure, if there's time, we can do the limb thing.<
[grunting]<
[engine whining, sputtering]<
♪ ♪<
[horn honks]<
[car alarm blaring]<
[lucha announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,<
put your hands together<
for the current reigning world champion,<
-Handsome Jorge! -[crowd cheering]<
Ha ha! Yes! [kissing]<
Face of an angel. Punch of el diablo.<
Ha! Ha!<
♪ ♪<
-Snake! -[grunting]<
-I'm gonna kill you! -[growls]<
[Shark growls]<
[lively chatter]<
Wow.<
And Mama said I'd never get to heaven.<
Look at me now, Mama!<
[chuckles]<
I'm gonna need a lot of mustard.<
[Shark] Piranha, check it out.<
One in your size and one in my size!<
Guys, we can shop later.<
Right now, we need to find Snake. Let's go. Come on.<
Ooh. Right, right, right, right, right.<
-It's just so much! -Now, listen.<
He could be anywhere.<
Webs, search the upper deck. I'll look ringside.<
-You two... -Guys!<
I can't believe you came all this way<
just to see me arrest the Band--<
[shouts]<
-What? What was that? -I don't know.<
I panicked, okay? I'm a panicker.<
[Luggins snoring]<
Okay, no more panicking.<
Webs, search the upper deck. You two, backstage.<
Remember, we're dealing with a master of deception<
who can move like water and vanish like smoke.<
-He could be anywhere... -There he is.<
-[others] Snake! -Huh?<
[growling angrily]<
[screams]<
We know everything!<
What? How did you find out?<
-[grunts angrily] -Ow!<
[grunting and growling]<
[Susan] Snakey Cakes?<
-[yells] Huh? -[Snake groans]<
Uh... [chuckles]<
If I knew you were expecting friends,<
I would've gotten more nachos.<
Because, well, I know you don't like to share.<
That's true.<
Hey.<
Is she your hostage?<
No!<
She's my girlfriend.<
[chuckles]<
[laughter]<
[Piranha] She called him Snakey Cakes!<
Huh. So these are the roommates.<
Roommates?<
Did you say "roommates"?<
Hey, I'm pulling your whiskers, Whiskers.<
Snakey here told me all about you guys.<
Wait, wait. I'm-I'm just trying to do the math here.<
You're with Snake on purpose?<
[chuckles, snorts]<
Well, you talk pretty tough for a mango with teeth.<
-[laughter] -What? Is that what I look like?<
Ooh, she is spicy. I like it.<
Insult me next.<
[crowd cheering]<
[laughs]<
Are you ready to dance?<
[roars, screams]<
Another victory for Handsome Jorge!<
[crowd chanting] Jorge! Jorge!<
No one can defeat my handsomeness. [kisses]<
And now bring down<
-the Belt of Guatelamango! -[rock music playing]<
Oh, my gosh! It's the belt!<
Give me the belt! Give me that belt! I love it!<
Wait a minute. Fans...<
-[shushes] -[music and cheering quiets]<
[footsteps booming]<
Can it be?<
Yes! It looks like we have a new challenger!<
-[crowd cheering] -[rock music playing]<
Someone has a death wish big enough<
to take on Handsome Jorge!<
[crowd chanting] Jorge! Jorge!<
Jorge! Jorge! Jorge!<
[gulps]<
Of course.<
What better way to steal the belt than to win it?<
That's the Phantom Bandit!<
[Handsome Jorge] Ha ha. So, you want that belt, huh?<
We got to expose him.<
How are we supposed to do that?<
We improvise.<
Well, come and get it, pig--<
-[choking] -Wow!<
He means business!<
Yeah!<
C-C-Can we talk about this?<
-[grunting] -[snorting]<
This is wrestling at its best!<
Not the face. [grunts]<
[grunts]<
[crowd gasps, quiets]<
I didn't really think that through.<
Uh-oh.<
-Huh? -[both grunt]<
[both grunting]<
Whoo.<
["Chicken Dance" playing]<
You ever been deboned by a chicken?<
Who's ready for some violence?!<
[crowd cheering]<
-["I Like It [Dillon Francis Remix]" playing] -Violence!<
Violence! Yes!<
Guys, go for the mask.<
[yelling]<
[yelling wildly]<
♪ I said I like it like ♪<
♪ Now, I like dollars, I like diamonds... ♪<
[yelling wildly]<
♪ I like million-dollar deals ♪<
♪ Where's my pen? ... I'm signing ♪<
♪ I like those Balenciagas... ♪<
-[growls] -[shrieks] Spider!<
[grunts]<
Now the mask. Go for the mask!<
♪ I like textses from my exes ♪<
♪ When they want a second chance ♪<
♪ I like proving ... wrong, I do what they say I can't ♪<
♪ They call me Cardi Bardi, banging body ♪<
♪ Spicy mami, hot tamale... ♪<
[luchador screaming]<
[yelling wildly]<
♪ Hop out the stu, jump in the coupe ♪<
♪ Big Dipper on top of the roof ♪<
♪ Flexing on ... as hard as I can... ♪<
[laughing maniacally]<
♪ Told that ... I'm sorry, though ♪<
♪ 'Bout my coins like Mario... ♪<
Snake attack! [grunts]<
Whoa, wait! Whoa, whoa! Ow!<
♪ I said I like it like... ♪<
[grunts] Great.<
[roars]<
All together now!<
[all yelling]<
[whimpers]<
[whimpers, sighs]<
-[grunting] -[crowd cheering]<
Ladies and gentlemen, this is no luchador.<
It's the Phantom Bandit.<
-[crowd murmuring] -[Snake chuckles]<
She came here to steal the... the...<
belt?<
Good luck getting out of this one, Bad Guys.<
Huh?<
-What? -Huh?<
Uh-oh.<
-It's the Bad Guys! -They're stealing the belt!<
Let's get them!<
-[crowd clamoring] -Run!<
♪ ♪<
-Piranha, will you take off the belt? -I can't get it off!<
-Take off the belt! -I can't get it off!<
[screaming]<
My belt! My belt! Get 'em!<
[Luggins grunting]<
[panting]<
Chief.<
Chief, it's not what it looks like!<
I... I trusted you.<
[growls]<
[grunting]<
People! We've got a code 12!<
Bad Guys are the bandits! Mobilize!<
[officer over radio] Yes, ma'am.<
[sirens wailing]<
Uh-oh.<
-What do we do now? -[Luggins] Wolf!<
Get in!<
You heard the bird. Get in!<
[clamoring continues]<
[Snake] Go, go!<
[tires squealing]<
Wow, that was close.<
[all screaming]<
Stop this truck now!<
Hold on, folks!<
-[grunting] -[screams]<
Wolf!<
[whispers] Sorry.<
Isn't she great?<
[Luggins] Bad Guys.<
[grunts]<
I'm getting too old for this.<
[grunts]<
All units. All units.<
Suspects are headed east in a hot dog truck.<
[officer 2 over radio] Can you be more specific?<
Um, it looks to be all beef, possibly chorizo.<
I need birds in the sky, roadblocks every five miles.<
I want eyes on every motel, greasy spoon,<
gas station, bus station, cattle station, mole hole,<
vole hole and watering hole within 80 miles.<
Let's go!<
[siren wailing]<
Now it's personal.<
[sirens wailing]<
They fell for it. Just like you planned, boss.<
[female voice over phone] Good. Let's go.<
[sirens continue wailing]<
[engine starts]<
[sirens wailing in distance]<
Well, that went sideways.<
[Tarantula] Susan, you were amazing.<
-[Piranha] Where'd you learn to drive like that? -[sighs]<
I used to deliver pizzas.<
Got canned for being too fast. [chuckles]<
Cool.<
[sniffs, clears throat]<
-Your breath stinks. -What?<
What do you brush your teeth with, sardines?<
-[laughter] -That's a burn.<
I don't brush my teeth with anything.<
-Shocking. Uh... -[laughter]<
[Piranha sniffs] That's kind of bad.<
I'm surprised you hang out with me.<
-How about a mint? -[Shark] Ooh. That's clutch.<
-Yes, please. -[Piranha] I'll take two.<
Uh, what about you, Wolf? Mint?<
I'm good. Thanks.<
So, how'd you guys meet anyway?<
Spill it. Spill it.<
-[chuckles] Okay, well, uh... -Well...<
-You tell it. -No, no, no, you tell it better.<
Yeah, but you do all the voices.<
And, like, you're so good at it.<
Can somebody tell it?!<
Okay, okay.<
It's a funny story.<
["Crimson & Clover" by Tommy James playing]<
-[squeaking] -[groans]<
-Hey, kid. -[gasps]<
[Snake, Susan] Are you gonna eat that?<
What?<
♪ I think I could... ♪<
-Hey. -[Susan chuckles]<
Um... [chuckles]<
Mix-up.<
But-but that's nothing compared to our first date<
-when we were... -Ew, no! -Stop!<
[clamoring]<
[Wolf] All right, all right, all right.<
Got it.<
Love triumphs over all, and that's great.<
But right now, we need to focus on the fact<
that every cop in the state thinks we're the Phantom Bandit.<
Hmm.<
Not much of a romantic, are you?<
Don't mind him, Sugar Beak. He's a little touchy.<
Uh, he's been friend-zoned by the governor.<
I have not been friend-zoned by the...<
I need a phone.<
[reporters clamoring]<
[Tiffany] Madam Governor. Madam Governor.<
How soon are the Bad Guys going back to prison?<
Please, let's not jump to conclusions<
-before we have all the facts. -[reporters clamoring]<
Thank you. That's all quest--<
That's all the questions for now.<
-All right, Diane. -[phone ringing]<
It's time to implement damage control.<
I'm gonna tell the press there's no more questions<
-for now, and if they have... -Hang on, Maureen.<
Aunt Linda!<
What a pleasant surprise.<
Wolf, what were you thinking?<
[Wolf over phone] Diane, listen. [sighs]<
We hit a little bit of trouble.<
Oh. Which part?<
Assaulting the police commissioner<
or stealing a priceless belt in front of thousands of people?<
It's-it's not what it looks like.<
Someone's setting us up. You got to believe me.<
[Diane] Of course I believe you.<
[sighs] Well, you might be the only one.<
Listen, we could really use your help right now.<
Wolf, I can't call off the cops.<
There's too much heat on you.<
I know. I know. I know. I know.<
If you could just give me something to work with,<
a-a clue, a starting place, something.<
All I know is, it-it's got something to do<
with that MacGuffinite thing.<
-MacGuffinite? Really? -Yeah.<
It's what the Bandit's been after the whole time.<
I hate to drag you into this, but it's our only lead.<
Can you look into it?<
[sirens wailing]<
Yeah, I know exactly who to ask.<
-You do? -Listen to me.<
I need you to lay low until I get to the bottom of this.<
In the meantime, don't trust anyone.<
-And, Wolf... -Yeah?<
We'll get through this, okay?<
[sighs] I hope so.<
Hey. I owe you one.<
What are medium friends for, huh?<
[chuckles]<
Yeah.<
[breathes deeply]<
Maureen?<
-Yes, ma'am? -Cancel my appointments.<
You got it, ma'am.<
[button beeps]<
I've got to catch up with an old friend.<
[crickets chirping]<
[grunts]<
Good news, gang.<
Diane's gonna help us clear our names.<
All we got to do is lay low and...<
[snoring]<
You.<
You should've taken the mint, Whiskers.<
Hey! Hey.<
Hiya, boss.<
Yeah, the chickens are in the broiler.<
[echoing] Repeat, the chickens are in the broiler.<
♪ ♪<
[Wolf groans]<
-[muttering] -[groans]<
What? Where... where are we?<
What's happening?<
[chains rattling]<
[Piranha breathing shakily]<
Once upon a time, there was a big, bad wolf.<
Ooh, love that guy.<
What a character.<
He's the one who challenges the status quo,<
who takes the big chance.<
Without him, shoot, I don't even think we have a story.<
And they call him the villain.<
Hmm. Kind of backwards, don't you think?<
Do I know you?<
They call me the Phantom Bandit.<
Nice ring to it, I guess.<
But you can call me Kitty Kat.<
I think you met my girls.<
-Hello! -Holy shrimp.<
I'm Pigtail.<
It was great honor to kick the butts of my heroes.<
The butts were even greater than my dreams. [chuckles]<
[chuckles] She's a huge fan.<
Big crime nerd.<
Thanks.<
I think.<
Oh, hey, Susan!<
Actually...<
Hey!<
-It's Doom. -Uh...<
Susan is an alias.<
-You lied to me. -That's all right, papito.<
-Played me. -[Shark] Not cool, man.<
-Betrayed me. -[Doom] Hey. Hey, listen.<
-It's just business. -[Snake] You're...<
-[Shark] Shady. -You're...<
Shady.<
Let it out, buddy.<
You're the perfect woman!<
["Crimson & Clover" by Tommy James playing]<
She out-snaked a snake!<
If that's not true love, well...<
well, then I don't know what true love is.<
[song stops]<
Snake... [sighs, stammers]<
Okay. Kitty, y-you mind telling us what we're doing here?<
Cutting to the chase. I like it.<
We're planning something big.<
Only problem: It's too big for the three of us.<
You need work. We need extra hands.<
Professionals, you know? With a specific set of skills.<
One last job.<
Whatcha say?<
[chuckles] What do we say?<
No, uh, is the short answer.<
But, well, we're flattered.<
But, uh, the thing is, you know...<
-We're good now. -[Piranha] Yeah.<
We don't steal stuff anymore.<
Yeah, so if you can just, you know, untie us,<
and, uh, we'll let ourselves out.<
And we can just call it a noche, okay?<
[laughing]<
[laughter]<
[laughter growing louder]<
[laughter stops]<
[Kitty smacks lips] You know what?<
[smacks lips] I love the red ones.<
Is it cherry?<
Is it strawberry? I'm not really sure.<
I can never tell.<
It's kind of like people, you know?<
You think they're one thing,<
but it turns out they're something else entirely.<
Diane.<
[gasps] She knows.<
[Kitty] Can you imagine if this got out?<
The governor's secret past as the Crimson Paw?<
Whew. Talk about a scandal.<
[scoffs] She will be in the hot bubble water.<
So...<
Let me rephrase the question.<
Play along, and Diane's secret is safe.<
Or don't, and you, Diane, the good life,<
it all comes crashing down.<
What'll it be?<
[Wolf sighs]<
All right, hot sauce. What's the job?<
[Snake groans]<
[birds chirping]<
That's the job.<
-Whoa. -[gasps]<
Wow.<
[Piranha whistles]<
That's the MoonX rocket.<
♪ ♪<
Seriously?<
[Doom] You better believe it, girl.<
Why steal a car when you can steal a big, jumbo rocket ship?<
I think she's serious.<
Why would you want to steal a rocket?<
A heist is never just about the loot.<
Isn't that right, Wolf?<
-It's a power move. -Exactly.<
You get it.<
-He gets it. -[Pigtail laughs]<
All right, now, come on. We got work to do.<
And after that, we're square, right?<
You're gonna give us the video?<
-[Kitty] Thieves' honor. -[chuckles]<
This is gonna be gnarly. [chuckles]<
In the good way.<
[Kitty] Come on, y'all. We're going on a heist.<
So, are we bad again, or...?<
You got to hand it to them.<
They thought of almost everything.<
Almost? Oh, you got an angle.<
[sputters] I've always got an angle.<
One last job, and after that,<
Little Miss Lollipop's gonna regret she ever met us.<
[thunder rumbling]<
[knocking on door]<
[door buzzes]<
Madam Governor?<
Take me to his cell.<
[prisoners murmuring]<
[prisoner howls]<
[door buzzes in distance]<
-[quiet laughter] -[thunder rumbling]<
[Marmalade] Well, well, well.<
Hello, Diane.<
Marmalade.<
Of all the super maximum prisons in all the world,<
you had to walk into mine.<
Oh, my. [clears throat]<
You look like a balloon animal.<
I know, right?<
Today was arm day.<
That's why I'm looking extra swole.<
So, to what do I owe the visit?<
I wonder if it has anything to do with<
your mangy protégés fleeing the scene of a crime.<
How do you know about that?<
It's my job to know.<
I'm the editor in chief of the Crazy Max Chronicle.<
I also do yearbook, and I'm captain of the pickleball team.<
To be honest, I'm kind of crushing it in here.<
All right, well, good for you.<
But what do you know about MacGuffinite?<
Oh.<
MacGuffinium Fictitium.<
Fascinating metal.<
With one extremely unique property.<
And that is?<
Well, I'm not just gonna tell you, am I?<
Did you forget?<
I'm sitting in prison for your crimes.<
So what's in it for me?<
I am not giving you a pardon.<
[scoffs, laughs] A pardon?<
In the middle of pickleball season?<
No. I have a better idea.<
How would you like to play a game?<
What sort of sick game do you want me to...<
[singsongy] Backstabbing governors first.<
[sighs]<
Oh, goody.<
[Kitty] All right, everyone, listen up.<
Each of you has a specific part to play.<
-[grunts] -[chuckles, grunts]<
[gasps] Safecracking gear!<
Disguises!<
[computer voice] Welcome, Ms. Tarantula.<
Whoa, that is some serious tech.<
Uh, I think I got the wrong bag.<
Yeah, this doesn't seem like proper attire<
to infiltrate a launch site.<
[chuckles] Oh, no.<
We're not going to the launch site.<
We found a way to circumvent every level of security<
leading to the rocket,<
and it's right there on Mr. Moon's wrist.<
[Pigtail] Watch controls everything,<
from front gate to mission control<
-to blastoff. -[watch beeps]<
Steal the watch, steal the rocket.<
Only problem? He never takes it off.<
Lucky we have world-famous pickpocket.<
[chuckles] And we think there's a window.<
"Jeremiah Moon invites you to his exclusive,<
state-of-the-art wedding."<
Are you serious? We're gonna crash the wedding?<
Oh, I love weddings!<
I mean, you know-- [scoffs] I li--<
I mean, I like them. They're fine. I don't care.<
Whatever. No one cares.<
Um... here's how it's gonna go.<
♪ ♪<
This is a highly exclusive event,<
and it's got protection to match.<
[Doom] So, we'll have to get creative.<
[muffled whimpering]<
[Shark] I'm a little rusty, but I promise<
to play you respectfully.<
[exaggerated Italian accent] Mamma mia!<
Where's-a my flowers?<
Prego! Cappuccino! Extra grande!<
Tutti frutti! Limoncello!<
Oh, the veil? It's vintage.<
A princess wore it.<
[Aunt Sharon] Yoo-hoo!<
Jeremiah! Oh, there you are.<
[Kitty] Moon wears a pair of<
AR-enhancement glasses that identify<
the people worth talking to.<
[Doom] And the people who aren't.<
But-but I'm his aunt!<
[Kitty] Those who make the grade earn<
-a 60-second one-on-one with Mr. Moon. -Jeremiah.<
[Wolf] That's our window.<
[Kitty] Our only window.<
Once the ceremony begins,<
-it's over. -[device beeps]<
All right, everyone. I got eyes.<
Piranha, you're a go.<
-Hey, Clarence. -Huh?<
Something doesn't look right in this trunk.<
Oh? What is it? L-L-Let's see here.<
[Piranha] Oh, it's there. It's there. Way in the back.<
-[Clarence] Uh, I don't see anything. -Yeah. No, no, no.<
I think if you put your head in there.<
[grunts]<
Oh, Clarence.<
[guard] All clear here.<
Titanium triple spring release.<
I've missed you, my old friend.<
[grunting, retching]<
You're sure you still got this, Snakey Cakes?<
[Snake over comm] Please.<
Lock picking is like a romance.<
You got to start gentle, playful,<
work your way into its little cold heart,<
until all those defenses melt away.<
Oh. Sounds kind of fun.<
[both chuckling]<
Are we still talking about the lock?<
-Huh? -[alarm blaring]<
-A power outage? -[knocking on door]<
Hello. Extremely quick electrician.<
Did someone call for an electrician?<
Yes, sir. That was me.<
-She's all clear. -Oops.<
Don't worry. I fix and be out of your lip hair in no time.<
[Kitty over comm] All right, girls. Have fun.<
♪ ♪<
Name's Webs. I'll be your hacker today.<
[giggles]<
Mr. Wolf, that's your cue.<
[tires squealing]<
[Texan accent] Don't spend it all in one place, you hear?<
That's my job.<
-Hey. Afternoon. Howdy, ma'am. -[guests murmuring]<
Eyes up, cowboy.<
Your target's at twelve o'clock.<
[Wolf over comm] That's our man.<
What are you doing? Get in line.<
Buck Wolford doesn't do lines.<
[normal voice] Webs, how's my cover ID?<
-Hang tight, Wolfie. Just a couple more firewalls. -Great.<
[Texan accent] Relax, Kitty, I got this.<
-[Kitty] Wolf? -Hey, excuse me.<
-Mr. Moon, sir. -[guard] Hey.<
Come on. Come on. Come on.<
-[Kitty] Wolf! -Bypass and boom!<
Careful, careful.<
Let's show our wealthy and influential friend<
-a little respect. -I thank you kindly.<
-[sighs] -You still got it.<
[chuckles]<
[sighs] Now this is it.<
Swap the watch for the dummy.<
Well, at least somebody's civilized around here.<
My name's Buck Wolford. Big Bad Oil.<
But I'm sure you heard of me. I am just so...<
-Need a hand? -[gasps]<
Last I checked, you didn't have any.<
-[gasps, chuckles] -You never minded before.<
-[dart gun fires] -Ow!<
-[guest] Is she okay? -Whoops.<
Oh, boy.<
Unless I'm mistaken, rockets do need oil.<
How'd you feel about<
a strategic partnership, Mr. Moon?<
You're coming to me with a business proposal<
right before my wedding?<
You're a real operator, Mr. Wolford.<
[chuckles]<
You don't know the half of it.<
Who authorized you to make eye contact?<
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.<
Mr. Wolford?<
-Uh... -[Kitty] Get the watch!<
-[Soliman] Moon! [laughs] -[Moon] Ah!<
There's my Soli-wolly. You're looking extra bald.<
And you're looking short.<
[both laughing]<
Wolf.<
Have we met before?<
Uh, no, no. I guess I just have one of those faces.<
-Hey, anyway, Mr. Moon, uh... -[stammers]<
Did you take a pottery class in Sydney?<
-Uh... -Sir, it's time.<
-Ah, yes. Showtime. -[fingers snap]<
[stammering] Wait a minute. Excuse me, Mr.--<
-Can I just, uh-- Mr. Moon... -[yells]<
No, habibi, listen. I never forget a face.<
I-- Naked high diving! Was it that?<
[Southern accent] Oh, hi, yes.<
-Can I borrow him for just a moment? -[chuckles]<
-No. Okay. -Thank you kindly.<
[both grunt]<
[normal voice] You blew the heist!<
[normal voice] That guy, I-I-I knew him,<
and he was, he was gonna recognize me.<
[Shark] Bellissima. Bellissima?<
Uh, we got a slight problem.<
Someone needs to tell Marco that a shark ate him.<
Are you guys trying to sabotage this?<
-Who's ready to get married? -[yells]<
[glass shattering]<
-Shark! -I'm a panicker.<
This is all too much. You happy?<
[Bride] I like this one.<
[frustrated grunt] This whole thing's a bust!<
You lost your edge.<
And now the governor's gonna pay for it.<
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.<
Hey, let's not do anything crazy, okay?<
We'll get you the watch.<
Oh, yeah?<
How?<
♪ ♪<
[choir singing majestic music]<
It's like a freaki'' fairy tale.<
Honey, you look so beautiful in this dress.<
Hmm.<
"Big Bad Wolf"?<
Hmm. Hmm.<
-[snores] -Shark, you're up.<
[clears throat]<
-Welcome! -[playing dramatic chords]<
Welcome to this most beautifious, majestacular,<
incredimonious occasion.<
-Whoo! -[crowd gasping]<
Whoo! Whoo!<
-Could he be a little more subtle? -[over comm] Whoo!<
-For Shark, this is subtle. -Whoo!<
Give it to me real good.<
We stand here today to marry this man--<
-this manly, masculine, -[playing dramatic chords]<
manleously maleful man--<
and this totally normal woman<
-in the sacra-nimonius bonds... -What? Wait a minute.<
...of holy matriminimamony.<
Whoo!<
[clears throat]<
Now, would you please join hands.<
[Soliman] Hmm. Uh...<
[gasps]<
[growling]<
That's him!<
Yep. Just-just join those hands.<
-Look. Look. -No need to look at them.<
-Come on. Come on. Come on. -Just blindly join<
-those hands together. -I object!<
[gasps]<
-What? -[guests clamoring]<
-[sighs shakily] -Honey-bunny.<
[exclaims]<
Soliman, who do you think you are?<
Moon, look what you are marrying!<
It's none other than the Big Bad Wolf!<
-[guests gasping] -[Soliman gasps]<
Here comes the bride.<
-Boop. -[mutters] How could this be?<
-He was here! -Soli-wolly, this is a disgrace.<
-There were claws! I saw claws! -Get him out of here now!<
Where are you taking me? There are witnesses!<
-We all saw it! You! -Huh?<
-Don't just stand there! -Hey, where's the officiant?<
[laughter and cheering]<
Definitely top five Bad Guys heist ever!<
[both chuckle]<
When big man say, "I object,"<
I almost make pee-pee accident!<
[laughter]<
[chuckles] Right.<
Almost.<
[chuckles]<
Wolf, I-I got to ask.<
How'd you know that was gonna work?<
You see, Kitty, there's three parts to every con.<
♪ ♪<
First, bait the hook.<
[gasps] Look.<
[Wolf] Then comes the turn.<
Something weird is going on.<
-Someone should object. -I object!<
-[Wolf] But none of it works without the payoff. -What?<
-[sighs shakily] -[Wolf] 'Cause it's one thing<
to steal the watch...<
-[Moon] Soliman, who do you think you are? -[shushes]<
[Shark] Hold on tight, bellissima.<
[Wolf] ...and another to get away with it.<
The Big Bad Wolf!<
The art of misdirection.<
It's not the action, it's the distraction. Got it.<
[Texan accent] Yes, ma'am.<
Hey! [chuckles]<
-All right, I see you. -[chuckles]<
-[Pigtail] Oh, I love weddings! -[laughter and cheering]<
[Tarantula] All right!<
Hmm.<
No. Not there.<
No. Maybe...<
-Oh, so many options. -[Diane] Oh, my goodness.<
Can we move this along?<
Patience, Diane.<
This is a game of subtle strategy<
and psychological endurance mastered only by<
the most cunning and sophisticated minds.<
"Ages six and up."<
Besides, [sniffs] it's not every day that the governor<
drops by to chat about quantum ferromagnetism.<
Quantu-- Wait, are you saying MacGuffinite is magnetic?<
Not just a magnet.<
MacGuffinite is the atomic inverse of gold.<
Exposed to extreme voltage...<
It will cause gold electrons to decouple<
and attract with spectacular force.<
It's a gold magnet.<
Oh, she's catching on.<
-[gasps] -Very good.<
Why rob a bank when you can make the gold come to you?<
All the crime, none of the exercise.<
-Uh, thanks, Professor. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.<
You can't go. We haven't finished our...<
What? No! But how?<
It's literally tic-tac-toe.<
Send me your yearbook?<
You know, it's funny.<
You're the second person to come all the way here<
to ask me about MacGuffinite.<
What are the odds?<
You had a visitor?<
I didn't get her name,<
but apparently we have a friend in common.<
Or should I say... five?<
-[laughing maniacally] -[thunder crashes]<
[grunts] Madam Governor.<
I need footage of Marmalade's last visitor. Now.<
♪ ♪<
[grunts]<
[glasses beeping]<
Found ya.<
[grunting, panting]<
[electrical whirring]<
-[Piranha] But can I drive? -[Tarantula] No.<
[laughter]<
[Pigtail] This was new best day of my life.<
[sighs]<
-Why must you leave forever? -Aw.<
-Cheer up, Buttersnout. -[gasps] Buttersnout?<
-I always wanted a nickname. -Oh.<
Uh, great.<
-[both laughing] -[chatter continues quietly]<
Hey, listen, uh, no hard feelings about the whole,<
you know, pretend relationship<
to entrap you and your buddies, okay?<
Oh.<
[chuckles] Come on, now. Of course not.<
I mean, to be honest, I-I wasn't, uh,<
really that into you.<
Oh, weird.<
'Cause you, uh, you seemed pretty into me.<
Well, that's...<
-[chuckles] -Yeah?<
That-- You know, I didn't want to hurt your feelings,<
so, uh, yeah, sorry if you're disappointed.<
Oh, no, no, no, no, not me.<
You see, uh, I'd only be disappointed if I was into you,<
which, uh, as previously established, I was not, okay?<
Of course.<
Otherwise, this marshmallow toast<
would be full of romantic tension.<
[chuckles] Hmm.<
[Kitty] Yeah. Of course I did.<
[Wolf, normal voice] Oh, really?<
So impersonating the bride was your idea?<
-[Kitty] Absolutely. -Yeah. Okay.<
I hired you.<
Therefore, your ideas are my ideas.<
Classy.<
What's going on with the MacGuffinite?<
Oh, just a little science project.<
Ah. So you framed us for science?<
[laughs] Come on, I had to frame you.<
It was the only way to draw you out of retirement.<
-[chuckles] -[tool hammering]<
Anyway, you got what you wanted, so, uh...<
[chuckles] Oh. Oh!<
Right. You want the video.<
There we go.<
-Ooh. -Oh, man.<
Did... did I ever tell you about my first heist?<
[sighs] Uh, no.<
Um, was it a bank? Jewelry store? [mumbles]<
[smacks lips] Lollipop.<
Back in school, we had a teacher<
who used to give the good kids a lollipop.<
And maybe it was my claws or my teeth,<
but she never, ever looked my way.<
It was hurtful.<
So one day, when the old fart wasn't looking,<
I snuck into the drawer and swiped the whole bag.<
[chuckles] After that,<
when the kids wanted lollipops, they came to me.<
Dude, it was amazing, man.<
For the first time in my life, I felt powerful.<
I must've pulled off a hundred jobs since then.<
And the more you steal, the more they respect you.<
Hmm. [smacks lips]<
Why would you give that up?<
You think if you play nice and follow their rules,<
they'll just see you for who you truly are.<
But let me tell you, they won't.<
What if the bad life was your best life?<
[echoing] My advice:<
Stop hoping and enjoy the lollipop.<
[breathes deeply]<
[snoring]<
-Did you get it? -Oh, we got it.<
Come on, I had to frame you.<
It was the only way to draw you out--<
-Full confession. -[mutes video]<
[Piranha] I can't believe she didn't notice the camera.<
[Tarantula] All we need to do is get this<
-to the chief and clear our names. -All right.<
-We did it. We did it. -Whoo! Yeah!<
-Woo-hoo! -Touchdown dance!<
[beatboxes]<
Hey, buddy.<
You okay?<
Huh?<
Oh. Uh, nothing.<
Just, uh, imagining my next round<
of thrilling job interviews.<
Wolfie, this is the plan.<
Yeah. No, I know. I'm just saying...<
[sighs] What am I saying?<
I'm just saying, wh-- [sighs] what if we took a wrong turn<
with the whole going good thing?<
You know what I mean?<
Yeah, but it's gonna be different this time.<
"Captured the Phantom Bandit."<
That'll look great on your résumé.<
We're gonna be heroes. Piranha Street.<
Yeah, no, yeah. Totally.<
[stammers, blows raspberries]<
What am I talking about? You're right.<
Come on, let's find the chief.<
-Let's go. -That's my Wolf.<
[ignition sputtering]<
-Uh-oh. -[light clanks]<
Did you really think it was gonna be that easy?<
Shoot.<
-Hey! -Watch it!<
[all grunt]<
[singsongy] Naughty, naughty.<
Are these gold?<
Kitty, can we talk about this for a second? Uh...<
Nope.<
Is that MacGuffinite?<
What's going on?<
How about I show you?<
[device beeps]<
[energy crackling]<
Ooh, shiny.<
Hey, hey, hey, hey.<
[all scream]<
A gold magnet?<
You bet your scaly butt it is.<
And this is just a prototype.<
Wait till you see what it can do in zero gravity.<
-You're taking it to space? -Obviously.<
[Pigtail] What do you think giant rocket is for?<
Is not for science fair.<
[Kitty] You can't expect us to steal<
all the world's gold from down here.<
The biggest heist in history.<
Courtesy of us.<
All the world's gold?<
Oh. Oh. [chuckles] And the cherry on top!<
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?<
The video? You don't need to ruin Diane.<
Let's-- Let's-- Come on.<
-Let's talk about this. -Hmm, see, thing is,<
I promised this rodent that I would.<
Kind of a quid pro quo type thing.<
-Marmalade. -[Kitty] I know.<
What a goofball. [chuckles]<
But a real wiz with the science stuff.<
I-I'll tell you what.<
'Cause we're friends, I'm gonna give you a choice.<
[all scream, grunt]<
[groaning]<
No, no, no, no, no! Stop it.<
You can stop it with this.<
-[screams] -What the...<
[all breathing heavily]<
The upload is paired to the magnet.<
The moment you turn it off, the video goes viral.<
Or leave it on, protect Diane,<
but y'all keep dangling until the police arrive.<
Oh, such a dilemma.<
[phone beeps, line ringing]<
The police?<
[Luggins over phone] Hello. Commissioner speaking.<
Yes, ma'am. I got a hot tip.<
The Bad Guys are holed up in a hangar<
two klicks north of the MoonX launch site.<
-What? W-Wait. Wh-Who is... -[phone beeps]<
[chuckles] Sorry, doll.<
Look, it's nothing personal.<
You are so hot right now.<
-[others] Snake! -Yeah?<
[Shark] Come on, man.<
You are one twisted reptile.<
I wish I could stick around to see how it ends,<
but we've got a rocket to steal.<
Ciao.<
Kitty. Kitty, wait. Hold on a second, please.<
[door opens, closes]<
[engine starts, vehicle departing]<
See? This is why I'm not a cat person.<
-[sighs] -How are we supposed to choose?<
We're not. I don't give up that easy.<
-Piranha. -Yeah?<
I need you to pull out the USB. Follow my lead.<
You got it, papito.<
One, two, three.<
["Black Rose" by Coi Leray playing]<
[yelling]<
-♪ Whole crowd ♪ -[groans]<
♪ Hold on, Boosie wipe me down... ♪<
I got it!<
And it's going faster.<
-Not good. -New plan. Regroup!<
[all scream, grunt]<
[panting]<
♪ On the corner posted up, smoking loud ♪<
♪ Ay, tell 'em they can't break me, break me down ♪<
♪ Ay, come on, baby, shut it down ♪<
♪ Black king, black rose, black hoodie ♪<
♪ Black ..., black cars, got my Black chin up ♪<
♪ Tell 'em they can never bring us down ♪<
♪ Yeah, jumped off the porch since a child ♪<
♪ Uh ♪<
♪ Why they wanna push me... ♪<
Webs, you got enough wiggle in those legs to hack in?<
Three legs is all I need. I think.<
[Wolf] All right, let's go.<
♪ All black on, got my ski mask ♪<
-[grunting] -♪ All black on ♪<
♪ Got my ski mask... ♪<
[Tarantula] Wolf, Wolf, I can't get in.<
Fall back! Fall back!<
[gasps]<
[all scream, grunt]<
[groaning]<
♪ Whew, girl, look at you ♪<
♪ Hop up in that coupe, check the temperature ♪<
-[yawns] -♪ Hop up in that, hey, hey ♪<
♪ Star ..., mosh pit, they can never stop ... ♪<
♪ Got it from the mud, I ain't have no other option ♪<
♪ Watch out for the cops, here they come ♪<
-♪ Gotta go ♪ -[siren wails]<
♪ Chain swang, Levi's, pain behind these eyes ♪<
♪ They don't want the... [inhales sharply] ♪<
♪ And I see why... ♪<
[sighs] Now, think, think, think, think, think, think.<
You got this. You got this.<
What are we doing? What are we doing?<
♪ Now listen... ♪<
-The forge! -The what?<
We're gonna throw the whole thing into the fire.<
-It's our last chance. -You got this, buddy.<
Here...<
we...<
go!<
♪ All black on, got my ski mask ♪<
♪ Hundred million ..., don't they see that? ♪<
[grunts]<
♪ This not time for your feedback, ah ♪<
♪ All black on, got my ski mask ♪<
♪ All black on ♪<
♪ Got my ski mask ♪<
♪ Hundred million ..., don't they see that? ♪<
♪ ♪<
[pants]<
[computer chiming quietly]<
[sighs]<
♪ ♪<
-[helicopter whirring] -Huh?<
[sirens wailing]<
Well, well, well. [chuckles]<
Not so tough without your hot dog truck, are you, Wolf?<
♪ ♪<
Ooh.<
-Wow. -Wow.<
[Pigtail] This is getting real.<
Morning, ladies.<
Madam Governor.<
Oh, yeah. Foxenstein, right?<
Close enough.<
What are you doing here?<
You know, I'm very hands-on.<
Especially when someone tries to frame my friends.<
I know everything. The MacGuffinite. The magnet.<
Hmm. [clicks tongue] You talked to Marmalade.<
Actually, he did most of the talking.<
I'm more of an action girl.<
Step aside before anger becomes punch.<
[snorts, yells]<
[grunting]<
[screams]<
[wind whistling]<
[chuckles]<
[grunting]<
You're all under arrest.<
Governor's orders.<
Ooh, feisty.<
-You don't know, do you? -[chuckles]<
You're not governor anymore.<
You might want to check your phone.<
Crimson Paw.<
-Crimson... What? -[phone chiming]<
No. No, no, no, no, no. But...<
How-- H-How?<
-[dart gun fires] -[gasps]<
[breathing heavily]<
[Pigtail clicking tongue]<
[Pigtail] They never expect the dart.<
[Kitty] Shall we?<
[grunts]<
[Diane] Kitty!<
[strains] Kitty.<
[breathing heavily]<
[wind whistling]<
[straining]<
A viral video has revealed that the notorious thief<
known as the Crimson Paw was<
none other than Governor Diane Foxington!<
[crowd gasps]<
While police search for the rogue politician,<
they have wasted no time in ordering the speedy release<
of sweet, adorable Professor Marmalade,<
unlike the Bad Guys, whose claim to have "changed"<
fooled absolutely no one.<
Chief, we were set up by a gang of supercriminals.<
They turned the MacGuffinite into a gold magnet.<
-[officer] Back in line. -And they're stealing<
that rocket to take it to space.<
Yeah, that's what they all say.<
Ch-Chief, I know it looks bad, but if we did this,<
why would we help you solve the case? [grunts]<
Why would we tell you about the MacGuffinite?<
And where's the loot? You know it doesn't add up.<
Look, we don't have proof,<
but I know, somewhere in that big, booming heart of yours,<
you know we didn't do this.<
Chief, please.<
How many times do I have to tell you, Wolf?<
It's "Commissioner."<
[strains]<
[panting]<
[Kitty] Ready to fly this thing?<
With watch, rocket flies itself.<
[computers chiming]<
Hey, Jenny. You seeing this?<
Uh...<
-[siren whoops] -[officers chattering]<
[grumbles]<
[engine starts]<
[siren wailing]<
♪ ♪<
[sighs]<
So much for Piranha Street.<
[groans]<
-[tires screech] -[all shout]<
-[all groaning] -[Tarantula] Ow.<
[doors open]<
Chief?<
Okay, let's say, hypothetically, I believe you--<
Which I don't.<
But if I did... if I did and some supercriminal<
has a gold magnet, how would we stop them?<
You... you believe us?<
[grumbles]<
-[chuckling] -No! No, no, no!<
-No! No! [shouts] -[laughter]<
[Tarantula] I want to give her a hug.<
[Shark] Ooh, I like Chief.<
[Piranha] Ooh, wow, Chief, is that a new shampoo?<
[Luggins] Okay, okay.<
Please stop with the touching.<
I don't get you guys.<
You're good, then you're bad, then you're sort of good,<
then really bad.<
Ugh, it's hard to keep up!<
Yep, yep. That's fair. [chuckles]<
I get it. We're all over the place.<
But you need to get us to that rocket before it takes off.<
Rocket? What-what are you talking about?<
Initiating backwards counting.<
[computer voice] Countdown initiated.<
[Jim] Countdown initiated? Whoa. What's going on?<
-I don't know. -Well, shut it down, Jenny!<
-Shut it down! -I'm trying, Jim!<
-Uh, Mr. Moon? -[alarm blaring]<
Uh, we've got a slight situation.<
The launch isn't until next wee--<
-[engines powering up] -[alarm blaring in distance]<
Well, butter my crumpets.<
[computer voice] Five, four...<
-[man] Evacuate! -[crowd clamoring]<
...three, two, one.<
[engines booming]<
♪ ♪<
Woo-hoo!<
[Tiffany] The twists just keep coming.<
The MoonX rocket seems to have taken off three days early--<
Huh?<
What the hairbrush?<
[clamoring, screaming]<
[laughs] Yeah!<
[Snake] Uh-oh.<
[Luggins laughs] Bring it on!<
-[Wolf] Whoa! -[Tarantula screams]<
[alarms beeping, wailing]<
-[screaming] -[laughs, whoops]<
Holy moly.<
Are you sure about this?<
Not particularly. No.<
Remember, when you come back, you're under arrest!<
You got it... Commissioner.<
Go get 'em, guys.<
All right, here we go.<
First time for everything, right?<
[all screaming]<
[rockets booming]<
-Run, run, run! Let's go! -[Snake] Come on!<
Go! Go! Go!<
-Let's go, go, go, go, go! -Guys, come on!<
Move, move, move!<
-We did it. We did it. We did it. -[Piranha] Yeah!<
-Woo-hoo! -[Snake] We did it!<
[Piranha] We didn't do it.<
Jump!<
[grunting]<
Pull us up, Snake!<
Vinyasa, baby!<
Up there! The cargo bay!<
[grunting, straining]<
Pull!<
Come on! Pull! Pull!<
Are you kidding me?!<
Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty.<
Oh, right.<
-[alarm beeping] -What is it?<
[alarm stops]<
Ah, never mind. Just glitch.<
Whoa.<
♪ ♪<
Now, that is a view.<
[grunts]<
-What is happening?! -[grunting]<
Sir, they're heading to the Multinational Space Station.<
I think they're docking.<
[slow, steady beeping]<
♪ ♪<
-[Diane groaning] -[Kitty] Doom, you're with me.<
Pigtail, get the MacGuffinite in place.<
[Diane panting]<
[Pigtail] You got it, Kitty.<
[Diane groans]<
Yoo-hoo. Anybody home?<
[laughs]<
Ooh, nice decor.<
Very, uh, space-y.<
[chuckles]<
[teeth chattering]<
In hindsight, that was a little reckless.<
Did everybody make it?<
Hey, wh-where's Piranha?<
Whee!<
I can fly! [chuckles]<
I just needed to believe in myself. Ha!<
[chuckles] Whoa.<
-Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. -[laughter]<
Oh, you... you guys can fly, too?<
[laughter]<
All right, watch the legs.<
Whoa. Guys, check this out.<
[Piranha] What is she doing?<
[muffled buzzing]<
They're using the MoonX Power Cell<
to activate the MacGuffinite.<
Kind of genius.<
Yeah, they're smart,<
but there's something they didn't count on.<
I got a plan.<
Mm-hmm. Installation complete.<
Confirming coordinates.<
♪ ♪<
[whimpers]<
Shouldn't we, uh, get some special training for this?<
Just don't-don't look down.<
[Shark] Uh, follow-up question: Which way is down?<
[Wolf] Listen up.<
This is all about timing.<
Webs, Shark, I need you to hack the external console<
while Snake and Piranha pop the control panel to engage<
-the manual override switch. -You got it.<
-And what about Kitty? -Leave her to me.<
We got one shot to save the world.<
Let's make it count.<
[Tarantula] Okay, buddy. You can do this.<
-First, clear the root folder. -Mm-hmm.<
Then in system directory, type<
"ENC underscore word equals word dot encode."<
-Mm-hmm. -Now "import hashlib."<
-Mm-hmm. -Hit enter.<
Then "input underscore path equals input."<
Okay. Cool, cool. Got it.<
Okay, so, clear the root folder, you say.<
[Piranha whimpering]<
[Piranha] Okay, come on. Come on, Piranha.<
You're not nervous, right?<
'Cause we know what happens when you're nervous.<
[chuckles] Wh-What would I be nervous about?<
[passes gas]<
[Snake] Oh. Piranha!<
-Dude! -Sorry.<
I can taste it. [groans]<
["Purple Hat" by Sofi Tukker playing]<
We're in position.<
I think it's time we introduced ourselves.<
[whirring]<
♪ People, people, dancing on the people... ♪<
[deep electrical rumbling]<
♪ People, people... ♪<
[phone vibrating]<
♪ Everybody... ♪<
Huh.<
[yelps]<
-[phone vibrating] -[snoring]<
♪ Apart from you ♪<
-♪ Now that we're dancing ♪ -[high-pitched warbling]<
-♪ People ♪ -[gasping]<
♪ Dancing people ♪<
-♪ Dancing people... ♪ -[crowd cheering]<
Oh. [kisses] Thank you.<
[crowd murmuring]<
Oh. Thank you.<
What's going on? Why am I flying?<
[screaming]<
-[people gasping] -[glass shatters]<
Holy potatoes.<
It's actually working.<
Ooh, yeah!<
Oh, boy.<
-How we doing, Snake? -Hang on.<
Got it!<
Like stealing candy and a baby.<
Don't you mean "candy from a baby"?<
I know what I said.<
[Wolf] How about the air lock?<
-[electricity crackles] -[Shark exclaims]<
[Shark breathing shakily]<
All right, Webs. I like your style.<
Oh, that one was all Shark.<
I panicked.<
But it worked out. I'm a programmer now.<
I'm going in. [sighs]<
[Snake straining]<
[metal clangs]<
-What was that? -Huh?<
Oh, that's not good.<
[whooshing, clinking]<
Uh... [groans]<
Snake, buddy, I'm sorry.<
What? No, no, no...<
[passes gas]<
I hate you.<
[Tarantula] Get to the air lock!<
Go, go, go!<
[Kitty laughing]<
Girls, nothing gonna stop us now.<
[Snake breathing heavily]<
Snakey Cakes?<
Help... me.<
[passing gas repeatedly]<
Stop farting, you maniac!<
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.<
Turn it off, all right? You're gonna kill them.<
I'm sorry. Whose side are you on?<
[chokes]<
Kitty, stop! It's just a heist.<
It's never just a heist!<
-[grunts] -[coughs]<
Secure the air lock. Now.<
Whatever you say, boss.<
♪ ♪<
[scoffs] "Turn it off."<
Ha! I'm just getting started.<
[whirring faster]<
[crowd screaming, clamoring]<
[tires squealing]<
It is total mayhem!<
A cataclysmic gold storm is literally destroying the city!<
[screams]<
[laughing maniacally]<
Oh, yeah.<
The gold.<
Come to mama.<
-[Wolf] You know, I've been thinking. -[gasps]<
Wolf?<
Doesn't that word sound kind of made-up?<
"Gold." It's kind of weird, right?<
-[growls] -It's weird. It's weird-- It's a weird word.<
Go ahead. S-Say, say, "Gold."<
Gold. Gold. Gold.<
Anyway, it doesn't matter.<
I'm gonna need you to turn off the magnet.<
[smacks lips] Or I'll just do it for you.<
Is that supposed to be funny?<
(grunting)<
(groans)<
(passes gas)<
-(Snake groans) -PIRANHA: Stay with me, papo.<
-Stay with me! -(gasping)<
SNAKE: I-I don't want to die like this.<
(groans)<
-(passes gas) -(retches) Oof.<
(groaning)<
(Piranha whimpering)<
Okay, okay.<
Come on, Piranha, your friend is spinning out in space.<
You should know what to do.<
That's it! The pen!<
The pen? Wha...<
-Grab the pen! The pen! Grab the... -(groans)<
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!<
Okay, I can do stuff. I can do stuff.<
(grunting)<
(grunts fiercely)<
(grunts, yells)<
Why would you risk your life to save people who wouldn't even<
give you a chance?<
(grunting)<
At least when you were the Big Bad Wolf, they respected you.<
Oh, that was respect, huh?<
That wasn't respect. That was fear.<
Oh, whatever, man.<
What's the difference?<
Trust me, there's a difference.<
Respect is earned.<
One day, you'll learn that.<
(Kitty growls)<
(grunting)<
(shouts)<
(Kitty grunts)<
Honestly, Wolf, what made you think this would work?<
Who says it didn't?<
Like you said, it's not about the action.<
It's about the distraction.<
(chuckles)<
Hey, genius, the watch controls the shuttle, not the magnet.<
You get it. (clicks tongue)<
She gets it.<
(panels beeping)<
(engines powering up)<
PIRANHA: (groans) Got it!<
You sure about this?<
Trust me, chico.<
Tuna power!<
(gas whistling)<
(yelling)<
(gas sputtering)<
I got it!<
Well done, boys. Webs, tell me you're ready.<
Lining it up, Wolfie.<
WOLF: Nice work, kid.<
No.<
You want to see a power move, Kitty?<
This is a power move.<
(engines whirring)<
♪ ♪<
(laughs)<
(whooping)<
-(Piranha chuckles) -(Snake groans)<
It's fine. (stammers)<
-(gasps) -Huh?<
Hello!<
-Need a hand? -I got you, Snakey Cakes.<
SNAKE: Oh, Sugar Beak.<
And you said you weren't into me.<
Why would you believe anything I say?<
KITTY: No!<
How do you expect to get back to Earth without a shuttle?!<
At least there's an Earth to go back...<
You destroyed my beautiful plan!<
(growls, grunts fiercely)<
(coughing)<
-(yells) -(gasps)<
(grunting)<
(yells fiercely)<
(Kitty groans)<
What did I tell you about messing with my friends?<
-Wha-- How did you... -Wolf, we got-- Oh.<
♪ ♪<
Whoa! Diane.<
-What are you doing here? -(Diane chuckles)<
Just happened to be orbiting the Earth.<
-Thought I'd drop by. -Woo-hoo!<
-Yeah! -(laughter)<
We did it, baby.<
I feel the love. Like, I feel it.<
I hear about the famous Bad Guys all my life.<
But now I get it.<
-(space station rumbling) -(alarm blaring)<
COMPUTER VOICE: Alert.<
-It is a massive system failure. -Alert.<
We're falling out of orbit.<
(rumbling)<
(all grunting)<
I think this is it, Wolfie.<
TARANTULA: We're doomed!<
One last hug, everybody?<
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.<
(stammers) Don't talk like that.<
Sure, it's-- it looks-- yeah, it's bad.<
Yeah, okay. It's bad.<
Sure, we're hurtling towards Earth in a tin can,<
staring squarely into the face of death.<
Sure, our blood may boil, our bones may liquefy,<
but if there's one thing that I know about this crew,<
it's that we never, ever give up.<
Because we have something that's stronger than fear,<
stronger than even gravity.<
And that's hope.<
Yeah, hope.<
WOLF: That's hope.<
We're gonna land this thing...<
...or we're gonna die tryi--<
(church bell tolling in distance)<
(people crying softly)<
(bugle playing taps)<
LUGGINS: What those guys,<
those brave, beautiful guys did up there,<
saving the world from a 24-karat catastrophe.<
And despite all the rejection and suspicion,<
all the tiny humiliations, they did it for us.<
They didn't do it for the fame or for the glory.<
-They did it for us. -(crying continues)<
They weren't just good guys.<
(sobs)<
They were my best friends.<
And I would give anything to arrest them<
just one more time.<
(crying continues loudly)<
(sobbing loudly)<
This one's for you, Wolfie!<
(sobs, sighs)<
I, for one, am outraged that it took an evil space magnet<
for people to realize that the Bad Guys<
were worthy of our love all along.<
But it's too late, because now they're dead.<
(crying)<
Ironically, the only survivors<
were the perpetrators of the heist,<
including the supercriminal known as the Phantom Bandit,<
while a second escape pod was, tragically, empty.<
(sighs)<
(laughing)<
Did I sell it or did I sell it?<
Are you gonna tell us what this is all about?<
Yeah, 'cause I don't feel dead.<
And who are the suits?<
And why are they wearing sunglasses inside?<
Hmm?<
I know. I know it seems elaborate, but trust me,<
it's the best way if you want to do some serious good.<
Gentlemen. Ladies.<
You have been identified as ideal candidates<
for a brand-new, ultra-elite unit of secret operatives<
that we're calling the International<
Super-Galactic League of Protectors:<
ISGLOP.<
-Huh? -Sounds kind of made-up.<
I-I don't understand. What-What's happening?<
We're offering you a job, son.<
You're gonna be secret agents!<
Huh?<
-Is he serious? -That can't be right.<
Secret agents? Get out of here.<
-They're serious? Really? -That's what I'm talking about!<
SNAKE: Woo-hoo!<
-Nice. -PIRANHA: All right.<
♪ ♪<
Hey. Almost forgot you were there.<
As you might have noticed, change isn't easy.<
Some days, it's gonna feel downright hopeless.<
-(laughter) -But with the right attitude<
and the right friends,<
the good life has a way of finding you.<
Ready to get to work, Agent Wolf?<
Not bad.<
Not bad at all.<
(electrical whirring)<
(engine starts)<
(tires squealing)<
Woo-hoo!<
("GOODLIFE" by Rag'n'Bone Man featuring WizTheMc playing)<
♪ I feel lucky, and I feel blessed ♪<
♪ The sun is shining, so take a breath ♪<
♪ Of the good life, good life ♪<
♪ We heading for the good life ♪<
♪ Good li-i-i-ife ♪<
♪ Cool breeze blowing away my cares ♪<
♪ 'Cause where we're going, it's in the air ♪<
♪ It's the good life, good life ♪<
♪ We heading for the good life ♪<
♪ Good li-i-i-ife ♪<
♪ Oh, so good, just the way it should be ♪<
♪ Told you that it could be, told you that we would be ♪<
♪ Heading for some new heights ♪<
♪ Heading for the high life ♪<
♪ Feels like we just took flight ♪<
♪ We on a joyride ♪<
♪ Never doubted we were born for greatness ♪<
♪ A life so animated that nothing can contain it ♪<
♪ Leveled up like we knew all the levels from the start ♪<
♪ I hope you feeling like a star ♪<
♪ We're gonna show the whole world who we are ♪<
♪ All those days we were searching for ♪<
♪ Something meaningful, something more ♪<
♪ Like the good life, good life ♪<
♪ We were longing for the good life ♪<
♪ Good li-i-i-ife ♪<
♪ I knew we'd get here, never doubted, never doubted it ♪<
♪ If we are in a dream, then I ain't coming out of it ♪<
♪ Speeding through the clouds ♪<
♪ So you better hold on, grip tight ♪<
♪ Ready for the spotlight, we heading for the good life ♪<
♪ I feel lucky ♪<
♪ And I feel blessed ♪<
♪ The sun is shining ♪<
♪ So take a breath of ♪<
♪ The good life, good life ♪<
♪ We heading for the good life ♪<
♪ Good li-i-i-ife ♪<
♪ The sun is out, so am I ♪<
♪ Let's get our wings on to fly ♪<
♪ I feel the magic around ♪<
♪ Nobody stopping us now ♪<
♪ With you here by my side ♪<
♪ I can feel where we can glide ♪<
♪ So much higher than the sky ♪<
♪ Oh, oh ♪<
♪ We heading for ♪<
♪ The good life, yeah ♪<
♪ We heading for ♪<
♪ The good life ♪<
♪ Uh-uh ♪<
♪ We heading for ♪<
♪ The good life ♪<
♪ We heading for ♪<
♪ The good life ♪<
♪ Good life, good life ♪<
♪ Get ready for the good life ♪<
♪ Good life ♪<
♪ We heading for the good life ♪<
♪ Uh-uh, we heading for the good life ♪<
♪ It's the good it's the good ♪<
♪ It's the good life ♪<
♪ Good life, good life ♪<
♪ Get ready for the good life, good life ♪<
♪ We heading for the good life, good life ♪<
♪ Get ready for the good life ♪<
♪ Good li-i-i-ife ♪<
♪ Good life ♪<
-♪ Good life, good life... ♪ -(song fades)<
(Marmalade screaming)<
(screaming continues)<
(laughing maniacally)<
(sighs): Ah.<
I love it when a plan comes together.<
And now time to go home.<
(whirring)<
(laughing maniacally)<
("Taking Everything" by Busta Rhymes playing)<
♪ You ain't courageous enough ♪<
-♪ Most of you probably fold ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ You ain't willing to the face the challenge ♪<
-♪ Acquire the gold ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ We only here to just retrieve what you probably stole ♪<
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪<
♪ You see steel sharpen steel ♪<
-♪ When it's time for the go ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ We here to create such a ruckus ♪<
-♪ We all on a roll ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ Stare every challenge in the eye ♪<
♪ We don't play with the soul ♪<
♪ No matter what you was told, every rat find a hole ♪<
♪ See, it don't matter what you thought ♪<
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪<
♪ We taking everything you want ♪<
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪<
♪ Now don't forget it, better know we come to get it ♪<
♪ And we with it and there's nothing better ♪<
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪<
♪ See all the greatness when we come ♪<
-♪ When the story is told ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ Can't put a timeline on greatness ♪<
-♪ It never gets old ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ Come get the scope when we hot and you not ♪<
♪ And we pull up and we come in ♪<
♪ Taking everything you got, ugh ♪<
♪ ♪<
♪ See, it don't matter what you thought ♪<
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪<
♪ We taking everything you want ♪<
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪<
♪ Now don't forget it, better know we come to get it ♪<
♪ And we with it and there's nothing better ♪<
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪<
♪ ♪<
♪ No matter what you thought, you better believe ♪<
-♪ We coming ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ And if you thought that we was playing ♪<
-♪ Let me show you something ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ So then we jump and we swoop ♪<
♪ And we dodge every bullet ♪<
♪ It don't matter when they pull up ♪<
♪ And they try to pull it ♪<
(echoing): ♪ Pull it ♪<
♪ Better know we on the clock ♪<
-♪ And it's time to go ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ Everything is tactical ♪<
-♪ Now enjoy the show ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪<
♪ Then we skip and we bounce ♪<
♪ And we hop out of every situation ♪<
♪ Best believe that it's time to blow ♪<
♪ See, it don't matter what you thought ♪<
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪<
♪ We taking everything you want ♪<
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪<
♪ Now don't forget it, better know we come to get it ♪<
♪ And we with it and there's nothing better ♪<
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪<
(echoing): ♪ Smart ♪<
♪ ♪<
♪ You know the heat melt ♪<
♪ Better wear your seat belt and strap up ♪<
♪ You know we get a little crazy ♪<
♪ Every single time we act up ♪<
♪ I know the way you see us doing it to 'em ♪<
♪ I think you really, really need to shack up ♪<
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪<
♪ It don't matter every single time they really try ♪<
♪ To trap us, and they come from every corner ♪<
♪ And they really try to catch us, we're completing ♪<
♪ Every mission no matter how they attack us, and the fact ♪<
♪ Is that we back and that we never, never slack up ♪<
♪ Better get up out the way because we come and then ♪<
♪ We pack up, and we taking everything you want ♪<
♪ You know you better back up ♪<
(echoing): ♪ Let's go. ♪<
(song ends)<
♪ ♪<