1
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Colm?

2
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Are you coming out to the pub, Colm?

3
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It's 2:00, like.

4
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Will I see you down there, so?

5
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I'll see you down there, so.

6
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What are you doin' home?

7
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Brother?

8
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What are you doin' home?

9
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I knocked on ColmSonnyLarry.
He's just sitting there.

10
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Sitting there doin' what?

11
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Sittin' there doin' nothing.

12
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Smoking.

13
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Was he asleep?

14
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He was smoking, Siobhan.

15
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How do you smoke in your sleep, like?

16
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Have ye been rowing?

17
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We haven't been rowin'.

18
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I don't think we've been rowin'.

19
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Have we been rowin'?

20
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Why wouldn't he answer the door to me?

21
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Maybe he just doesn't like you no more.

22
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Pint, Jonjo.

23
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Is Colm not with you?

24
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No.
Colm's always with you.

25
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I know.
Did you not knock for him?

26
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I did knock for him.

27
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Well, where is he?
Just sittin' there.

28
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Sittin' there doin' what?

29
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Sittin' there doing nothin'.

30
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Smokin'.

31
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Have ye been rowin'?

32
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I don't think we've been rowin'.

33
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Sounds like ye've been rowin'.

34
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It does sound like we've been rowin'.

35
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Will I try him again?

36
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That'd be the best thing.

37
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Officer Kearney.

38
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Never says "hello."

39
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Never fecking says "hello."

40
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Colm?

41
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Colm?

42
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The door was open, Colm.

43
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Colm?

44
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Where the hell are you headin' off to?

45
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Everybody?
No, this is true.

46
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He scored six points from open play.

47
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He was barely the size of a dwarf!

48
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This is true!

49
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Howdo.
Howdo, Padraic.

50
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Sit somewhere else.

51
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Huh?

52
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Uh... But I have me pint there, Colm.

53
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He has his pint there, Colm,

54
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from when he came in and
ordered his pint from before.

55
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Okay.

56
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I'll sit somewhere else, so.

57
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Are ye rowin'?

58
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I didn't think we were rowin'.

59
00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:03,423
Well, ye are rowin'.

60
00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,824
Well, ye are rowin'.
He's sittin' outside

61
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on his own like a whatchamacallit.

62
00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,610
It does look like we're rowin'.

63
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Well, I suppose I'd best go talk to him, so.

64
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See what all this is fecking about.

65
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That'd be the best thing.

66
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Now I'm sittin' here next to you,

67
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and if you're goin' back inside,
I'm followin' you inside,

68
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and if you're goin' home,
I'm followin' you there, too.

69
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Now, if I've done somethin' to ya,

70
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just tell me what I've done to ya.

71
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And if I've said somethin' to ya,

72
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maybe I said somethin' when I
was drunk, and I've forgotten it,

73
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but I don't think I said somethin' when
I was drunk, and I've forgotten it.

74
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But if I did, then tell me what it was,

75
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and I'll say sorry for that too, Colm.

76
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With all me heart, I'll say sorry.

77
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Just stop running away from me like
some fool of a moody schoolchild.

78
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But you didn't say anything to me.

79
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And you didn't do anything to me.

80
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That's what I was thinking, like.

81
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I just don't like you no more.

82
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You do like me.

83
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I don't.

84
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But you liked me yesterday.

85
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Oh, did I, yeah?

86
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I thought you did.

87
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Padraic.

88
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Dominic.

89
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What's the matter with ya?

90
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There's nothing the matter
with me, for God's sake.

91
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Look at this I found.

92
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A stick with a hook.

93
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,843
What would you use it for, I wonder?

94
00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:06,746
To hook things that were
the length of a stick away?

95
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,416
Where you goin'?

96
00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,583
Down here.

97
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As good a plan as any!

98
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,620
Have you any fags?
No.

99
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Uh, you do. You always have fags.

100
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ColmSonnyLarry's at Jonjo's
handing out a rake of fags.

101
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Whoever's in the mood for one.

102
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Is he?
No!

103
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You're behavin' awful unusual.

104
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What are you doin' here?

105
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Was the pub closed?

106
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No, it was open.

107
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Anything in the paper?

108
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Just the Civil War still.
Ugh.

109
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,336
A bad do.

110
00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:17,917
Mrs. McCormick's comin' over later, Padraic.
I couldn't avoid her.

111
00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,553
I don't know if you're gonna be
in or out, but you're usually out.

112
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:21,554
Am I?

113
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,390
You are.
Yeah, you know you are.

114
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,758
I don't care, Siobhan.

115
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This is your house, too.

116
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:58,910
Is it six years since your
mammy and daddy died, Siobhan,

117
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,827
or is it seven years since they died?

118
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,931
It's coming up to eight years,
Mrs. McCormick, aye.

119
00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:07,167
Is it comin' up to eight years?

120
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,970
Doesn't time be flyin'?

121
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,139
Aye, when you're havin' fun.

122
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,708
Oh, be off to the pub now, Padraic,

123
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,242
if you're gonna be annoyin' us.

124
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,278
I don't have to be down
there every night, do I?

125
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,585
ColmSonnyLarry's scared him off, I suppose.

126
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,523
What did you hear of ColmSonnyLarry?

127
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,259
Didn't you and he used to be
the best of friends?

128
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,894
We're still the best of friends.

129
00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:35,895
No, you're not.
Who says we're not?

130
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,297
She says.

131
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,332
Ah, for God's sake, Siobhan.

132
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,200
I said nothing of the like, Mrs. McCormick!
I was just chatting.

133
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,400
Now, you go off to Jonjo's, Padraic,

134
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,905
and don't be getting under our feet.

135
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,108
Sure, Mrs. McCormick never gets
a chance to come over for a chat.

136
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,676
She never gets a chance
'cause you avoid her.

137
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,110
I do not avoid her!

138
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,146
You hide behind walls
if she's coming up the road.

139
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,116
I do not!

140
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,151
H... hide behind walls.

141
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,498
Good luck to ye.

142
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,680
Whatever it is you're fightin' about.

143
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,968
I didn't hear there was to be a session.

144
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,637
Last-minute thing.

145
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,380
Colm decided.

146
00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:57,610
All the ladies love Colm, you know.
Always did.

147
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,979
Yeah? That's not true.

148
00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,383
You're still barred, Dominic! Out!

149
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,984
You said barred until April.

150
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:05,852
What are we now?

151
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,253
April.

152
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,621
Well, put that stick outside anyways,

153
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,923
and don't be bothering the women.

154
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,910
There's women?

155
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:12,926
There is women.

156
00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:14,940
And good ones.

157
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,705
♪♪ Well, I took out my dog

158
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,541
♪♪ And him I did shoot

159
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:35,281
♪♪ All down in the County Kildare...

160
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,151
If we sat next to Colm,
the women would have to talk to us too,

161
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,453
and then we could get at them
with our small talk.

162
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,389
I'm happy enough sittin' here, now.

163
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,824
Are ya, yeah?

164
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,292
Are ya happy enough, yeah?

165
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,940
♪♪ So fill up your glasses

166
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,729
♪♪ With brandy...

167
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,598
I can't stand the maudlin ones.

168
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,340
Play somethin' dancey, Colm!

169
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,835
To dance to.

170
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,737
And not have that mope whining.

171
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,348
♪♪ So be easy and free... ♪♪

172
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,418
Here, amn't I in enough trouble
with him without your mouthing?

173
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,153
What trouble in are you in with him?

174
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,210
Uh, he just...

175
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,892
doesn't want to be friends with me no more.

176
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,761
What is he, 12?

177
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,367
Why does he not want to be
friends with you no more?

178
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,389
You won't get into trouble
for taking his poteen?

179
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,724
I will get into trouble,

180
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:52,826
but **** it.

181
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,320
I saw cannon-fire and rifle-fire
on the mainland tonight.

182
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,734
Did you see it?

183
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,335
That'll be the Civil War.

184
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,404
I know that, sure.

185
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,400
Me, I pay no attention to wars.
I'm agin 'em.

186
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,900
Wars and soap.

187
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,781
I tell you this much.

188
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,750
We're good at chatting, aren't we?

189
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,917
Me and you?

190
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:25,158
Your sister, does she like to chat?

191
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,294
Not as much as most women,
but she'll chat, like.

192
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,462
She more likes reading.

193
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,431
Reading?

194
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,300
Feckin' hell.

195
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,102
Reading.

196
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,760
And did you ever see her
with no clothes on?

197
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,614
I didn't.

198
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,450
Did you not, and you her brother?

199
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,688
Not even as a child?

200
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,623
I don't like to be chattin' about
these types of things, Dominic!

201
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:57,657
What types of things?

202
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,559
Sisters with no clothes on!

203
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,461
You saw my daddy with no clothes on.

204
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,963
And till the day I die, I'll wish I hadn't.

205
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,331
Sure, don't I know it.

206
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,469
The tiny, brown **** on him.

207
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,412
What's the matter with him?

208
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,117
Maybe bad news he's had?

209
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:25,919
Daddy?

210
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:29,255
No, ColmSonnyLarry.

211
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,957
Didn't I tell ya I'd be off if you went

212
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,759
whining about that lummox one more time?

213
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,930
I tell ya, it didn't look like
he had bad news tonight.

214
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,632
It looked like a weight was
lifted from his shoulders tonight.

215
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,209
Just bringing me cows past.

216
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,644
What?

217
00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,450
I was just bringing me cows past.

218
00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:01,314
I wasn't, you know, trying to...

219
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,490
You don't usually bring them this way.

220
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,551
I don't, but then the little fella

221
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,252
took a fright at a hen on the corner, so...

222
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:11,910
I only...

223
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,290
I only just saw what month
we changed to yesterday.

224
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,935
More fool me?

225
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,674
Changed to April.

226
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,151
So, will I be callin' for ya
on me way to the pub later?

227
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,422
I will so.

228
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,525
Anyways,

229
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,993
I better chase after these goons

230
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,495
for they're gettin' away from me.

231
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,633
Maybe they don't like me no more neither.

232
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,139
See you at 2:00, so, Colm.

233
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,579
Why don't you come down for a sherry later?

234
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,648
There's no need to be
stuck inside on a nice day.

235
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,751
I will so.

236
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,860
How's the book?

237
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,289
It's sad.

238
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,324
Sad?

239
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,826
Well, you should read
a not sad one, Siobhan,

240
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,860
else you might get sad.

241
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,264
Hmm.

242
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,739
Do you never get lonely, Padraic?

243
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,545
Never get what?

244
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,140
Lonely.

245
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,417
Do I never get lonely?

246
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,756
What's the matter with everybody?

247
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,727
Jesus.

248
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,798
"Lonely." Fecking hell.

249
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,379
Colm?

250
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:48,815
Pint, Jonjo.

251
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,860
How's he seem?

252
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,129
Grand, I think. With me, anyways.

253
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,441
What are you doing?

254
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,577
Oh, so you're gonna be
an eejit again today, is it?

255
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,879
Amn't I allowed to have a
quiet pint on me own, Padraic?

256
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,748
Well, don't ask a man to call up
to ya at your fecking house, so,

257
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,650
like he has nothing better
to do with his fecking time.

258
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,852
I didn't ask you to call up
to me at me house.

259
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,587
And you do have nothing better
to do with your fecking time.

260
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,220
Huh?

261
00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:31,658
You do have nothing better
to do with your fecking time.

262
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,893
I know I've nothing better
to do with me fecking time,

263
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,290
but there's better things I could
be doing with me fecking time

264
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:38,231
than to be calling up to ya
at your house, Colm Doherty!

265
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,599
Like what?

266
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,234
Huh?

267
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,836
Like what else could you be doin'?

268
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,672
Reading.

269
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:46,740
Reading, yeah?

270
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,976
Me, this morning...

271
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,279
this I wrote.

272
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,814
Tomorrow, I'll write the second part of it.

273
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,884
And the day after,
I'll write the third part of it.

274
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:33,860
And by Wednesday,
there'll be a new tune in the world,

275
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:35,922
which wouldn't have been there
if I'd spent the week

276
00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:38,240
listening to your bollocks,
Padraic Suilleabhain.

277
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:41,428
So, do you want to take your pint outside,

278
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,763
or do you want me to take my pint outside?

279
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,632
I'll take my pint outside,

280
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:47,100
'cause it's a shite tune anyways,

281
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,668
I wouldn't bother with it.

282
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:21,534
I was too harsh yesterday.

283
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,937
Yesterday, he says.

284
00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:26,373
I know well you was too harsh yesterday.

285
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:27,540
And today.

286
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:29,776
I just, uh...

287
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:35,815
I just have this tremendous sense
of time slippin' away on me, Padraic.

288
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,851
And I think I need to
spend the time I have left

289
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:40,200
thinking and composing.

290
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,240
Just trying not to listen

291
00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,590
to any more of the dull things
that you have to say for yourself.

292
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,280
But I'm sorry about it.
I am, like.

293
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:51,564
Are you dying?

294
00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:52,966
No, I'm not dying.

295
00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:56,703
But then you've loads of time.

296
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,371
For chatting?

297
00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,607
Aye.
For aimless chatting?

298
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:03,410
Not for aimless chatting.
For good, normal chatting.

299
00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:07,580
So, we'll keep aimlessly chatting

300
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,916
and me life'll keep dwindling.

301
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:13,920
And in 12 years,
I'll die with nothin' to show for it

302
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,230
bar the chats I've had with
a limited man, is that it?

303
00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:21,995
I said, "Not aimless chatting."

304
00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:25,598
I said, "Good, normal chatting."

305
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:28,735
The other night, two hours
you spent talking to me

306
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:31,338
about the things you found in your
little donkey's shite that day.

307
00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:33,773
Two hours, Padraic.
I timed it.

308
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,276
Well, it wasn't me
little donkey's shite, was it?

309
00:24:36,443 --> 00:24:38,945
It was me pony's shite,
which shows how much you were listenin'.

310
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,810
None of it helps me, do you understand?

311
00:24:41,414 --> 00:24:43,583
None of it helps me.

312
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:54,361
We'll just chat about somethin' else then.

313
00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:20,387
What's the matter with ya?

314
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:21,788
Nothin'.

315
00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:23,123
Aren't we going for a sherry?

316
00:25:23,323 --> 00:25:24,324
Don't feel like it.

317
00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:29,329
No, I'm not having this again today!

318
00:25:34,334 --> 00:25:36,736
Hey! What the hell's going on
with you and me fecking brother?

319
00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,204
Don't come in here shouting the odds at me

320
00:25:38,238 --> 00:25:39,439
in the middle of the fecking
day, all right, Siobhan?

321
00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:40,940
You can't just all of a sudden

322
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:42,475
stop being friends with a fella!

323
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,511
Why can't I?

324
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:47,514
Why can't ya?
Because it isn't nice.

325
00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:48,748
Do you want a sherry, Siobhan?

326
00:25:48,782 --> 00:25:49,983
No!
Righty-ho.

327
00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:51,451
Has he said somethin' to ya
when he was drunk?

328
00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:52,852
No, I prefer him when he's drunk.

329
00:25:53,190 --> 00:25:54,954
It's all the rest of the time
I have the problem with.

330
00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,589
What's the fecking matter, then?

331
00:25:56,790 --> 00:25:57,791
He's dull, Siobhan.

332
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,260
He's what?

333
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,961
He's dull.

334
00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:08,101
But he's always been dull.
What's changed?

335
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,104
I've changed.

336
00:26:11,271 --> 00:26:14,407
I just don't have a place for
dullness in me life anymore.

337
00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:19,245
But you live on an island off
the coast of Ireland, Colm.

338
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:22,148
What the hell are you hoping for, like?

339
00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:23,983
For a bit of peace, Siobhan. That's all.

340
00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:27,520
For a bit of peace in me heart, like.

341
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:31,725
You can understand that.
Can't ya?

342
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,202
Can't ya?

343
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,781
Do you think I'm dull?

344
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,817
No. 'Cause you're not dull, you're nice.

345
00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:32,852
That's what I thought.
I mean, I'm a happy lad.

346
00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:35,922
Or I was.

347
00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:38,224
Till me best friend started
acting the gilly-gooly.

348
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,593
It's him, Padraic.

349
00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:44,264
Maybe he's just depressed.

350
00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:47,367
That's what I was thinking,
that he's depressed.

351
00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:50,403
Well, if he is,

352
00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:51,705
he could at least keep it to himself, like.

353
00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:53,440
You know, push it down,
like the rest of us.

354
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,544
- No, Jenny!
- Out!

355
00:27:57,711 --> 00:27:58,712
Out!

356
00:28:01,214 --> 00:28:02,816
She just wants a bit of company, Siobhan.

357
00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:04,351
Animals is for outside, I've told ya.

358
00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:12,992
And people don't be laughing
at me behind me back,

359
00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:14,694
do they?

360
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,960
No. Why would they be?

361
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,231
They don't think I'm dim or anything?

362
00:28:18,932 --> 00:28:19,933
Dim?

363
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:21,868
No.

364
00:28:23,937 --> 00:28:25,238
You don't seem very sure about it.

365
00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:26,539
Of course, I'm sure about it.

366
00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:30,643
Dominic's the dim one
on the island, isn't he?

367
00:28:31,845 --> 00:28:33,847
He is, aye. By miles.

368
00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:38,180
Uh, hang on, by miles.

369
00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:39,652
And then, who's the next dimmest?

370
00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:41,121
Well, I don't like to judge people

371
00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:42,455
in those terms now, do I?

372
00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:44,900
In what terms?
In order of their dimness.

373
00:28:44,124 --> 00:28:45,892
Well, I know you don't.
And neither do I, do I?

374
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:46,893
But try, like.
No!

375
00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:48,461
I won't try.

376
00:28:48,661 --> 00:28:51,970
There's enough judgy people
on this fecking island, so no!

377
00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:52,866
You're not dim!

378
00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:55,100
You're a nice man, all right?
So, move on!

379
00:28:57,671 --> 00:28:58,872
I'm as clever as you, anyways.

380
00:28:58,972 --> 00:28:59,973
I know that at least.

381
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,741
Yeah, don't be fecking stupid.

382
00:29:02,175 --> 00:29:03,710
Huh?

383
00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,458
What happened to you?

384
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,727
Me daddy discovered the poteen situation.

385
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,610
Oh, Jesus, Dominic!

386
00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:56,963
You poor thing, ya.

387
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,765
What the hell was he hittin' you with?

388
00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:00,233
A kettle was the final thing.

389
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,901
I wouldn'ta minded, but for the spout.

390
00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:04,270
Do you want a ride to church?

391
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,405
Uh, feck them gobshites!

392
00:30:05,739 --> 00:30:06,940
Dominic!

393
00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:09,642
But could I stay the night
with ye the night?

394
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:10,977
Just for the one night, like?

395
00:30:11,378 --> 00:30:13,179
Mm...

396
00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:15,849
Well, just the one night, mind.

397
00:30:16,490 --> 00:30:18,418
Nice!
I'll see ye for supper, so.

398
00:30:18,752 --> 00:30:19,853
Whoo-hoo!

399
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:05,799
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

400
00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,934
It's eight weeks since my
last confession, I think.

401
00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:10,837
Go on, Colm.

402
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,906
Just the usual, I suppose, Father.

403
00:31:13,106 --> 00:31:16,109
The drinking and the impure thoughts.

404
00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:18,110
And a bit of pride, I suppose.

405
00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,880
Although I never really saw that
as a sin, but sure I'm here now.

406
00:31:22,115 --> 00:31:23,116
And

407
00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:25,685
how's the despair?

408
00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:29,489
Not so much of it of late.
Thanks be.

409
00:31:32,459 --> 00:31:34,728
And why aren't you talking to
Padraic Suilleabhain no more?

410
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,332
That wouldn't be a sin, now,
would it, Father?

411
00:31:39,499 --> 00:31:42,836
It wouldn't be a sin, no,
but it's not very nice either, is it?

412
00:31:44,504 --> 00:31:46,639
Who told you?

413
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,342
It's an island, Colm. Word gets around.

414
00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:53,880
Also, Padraic asked me
to put in a word, like.

415
00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:55,949
I see.

416
00:31:56,149 --> 00:31:57,150
So...

417
00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:01,554
It isn't him you have the
impure thoughts about, is it?

418
00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:04,624
Are you joking me?

419
00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:07,527
I mean, are you fecking joking me?

420
00:32:07,727 --> 00:32:11,231
People do have impure
thoughts about men, too.

421
00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:13,199
Do you have impure
thoughts about men, Father?

422
00:32:14,634 --> 00:32:17,404
I do not have impure thoughts about men.

423
00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:20,540
And how dare you say that
about a man of the cloth?

424
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:22,776
Well, you started it.

425
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,478
Well, you can get out of my
confessional right now, so you can.

426
00:32:25,645 --> 00:32:27,313
And I'm not forgiving you
any of these things

427
00:32:27,347 --> 00:32:29,182
until the next time, so I'm not!

428
00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:30,717
Well, I better not be dying in
the meantime then, eh, Father?

429
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:31,751
I'll be pure ****ed!

430
00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:33,887
You will be pure ****ed!

431
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:37,123
Yes, you will be pure ****ed!

432
00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:53,907
Pint, Colm?

433
00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:58,278
If you don't stop talkin' to me,

434
00:32:58,445 --> 00:33:00,280
and if you don't stop botherin' me,

435
00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:02,449
or sendin' your sister
or your priest to bother me...

436
00:33:02,449 --> 00:33:04,170
I didn't send me sister
to bother you, did I?

437
00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:05,385
She has her own mind.

438
00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:07,454
Although, I did send the priest though,
you have me there.

439
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:09,723
What I've decided to do is this.

440
00:33:09,923 --> 00:33:11,925
I have a set of shears at home.

441
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,928
And each time you bother me
from this day on,

442
00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:16,696
I'll take those shears

443
00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:18,665
and I'll take one of me
fingers off with them.

444
00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:21,000
And I'll give that finger to ya.

445
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,870
A finger from me left hand.
Me fiddle hand.

446
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,106
And each day you bother me more,

447
00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:27,741
another I'll take off and I'll give ya

448
00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:30,276
until you see sense enough to stop.

449
00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:33,313
Or until I have no fingers left.

450
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,480
Does this make things clearer to ya?

451
00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:38,184
Not really, no.

452
00:33:38,385 --> 00:33:39,386
Because I don't want

453
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:40,253
to hurt your feelings, Padraic.

454
00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:41,454
I don't, like.

455
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:43,790
But it feels like the drastic

456
00:33:43,823 --> 00:33:45,191
is the only option left open to me.

457
00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:47,594
You've loads of options left open to ya.

458
00:33:47,761 --> 00:33:49,562
How's fingers the first port of call?

459
00:33:49,729 --> 00:33:53,700
Please, don't talk to me

460
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,703
no more, Padraic. Please.

461
00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:58,438
I'm begging you.

462
00:33:58,605 --> 00:34:00,340
But...
Shush, like, Padraic.

463
00:34:00,507 --> 00:34:02,509
Just, you know, shush, like.
Yeah, I'd shush, like.

464
00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:04,310
I will shush.

465
00:34:07,347 --> 00:34:09,315
Except me and me sister were thinking

466
00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,285
you might just be a bit depressed, Colm.

467
00:34:12,452 --> 00:34:16,220
And I tell you this much,
fingers just confirms it.

468
00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:19,793
Don't you think, Colm?

469
00:34:21,528 --> 00:34:23,229
Starting from now.

470
00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:43,483
Well, I never heard the like.

471
00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:45,585
I never heard the like.
He must really not like you, Padraic.

472
00:34:45,618 --> 00:34:47,187
Fingers!

473
00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:48,388
Jesus. He's serious, lads.

474
00:34:48,555 --> 00:34:50,230
He is serious!

475
00:34:50,323 --> 00:34:51,825
You can see it in his eyes he's serious.

476
00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:53,460
Just because he thinks you're dull.

477
00:34:53,626 --> 00:34:54,794
That's going overboard!

478
00:34:54,961 --> 00:34:56,396
Who told you about the dull?

479
00:34:57,797 --> 00:34:59,990
Well, I overheard it.

480
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:00,767
Like, what was I supposed to do?

481
00:35:01,670 --> 00:35:02,635
I don't think you're dull.

482
00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:04,838
And jeez, if I was to
cut something off meself

483
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:08,641
for every dull person that came in here,
I'd only have me head left.

484
00:35:08,808 --> 00:35:09,976
Do you think I'm dull, Gerry?

485
00:35:10,430 --> 00:35:11,440
No.

486
00:35:12,512 --> 00:35:14,914
That said,

487
00:35:15,810 --> 00:35:17,951
I did think the two of ye always
made a funny pairing, like.

488
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,530
No, we didn't.
Yeah, ye did.

489
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,788
Ye did.
Obviously, ye did.

490
00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:24,657
'Cause now he'd rather
maim himself than talk to ya.

491
00:35:24,824 --> 00:35:26,493
Colm was always more of a thinker.

492
00:35:26,659 --> 00:35:27,660
Huh?

493
00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:29,729
Why's every...
I think.

494
00:35:29,929 --> 00:35:30,964
Ah, you don't, Padraic.

495
00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:32,866
You don't, Padraic.
Your sister does.

496
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:34,734
Your sister does, aye.
Siobhan does. You're more of a...

497
00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:35,969
You're more of a...
What is he?

498
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:38,400
You're more one of life's good guys.

499
00:35:38,171 --> 00:35:40,240
You're more one of life's good guys, aye.

500
00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:41,574
Apart from when you're drunk.

501
00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:44,770
Apart from when you're drunk, aye.

502
00:35:44,377 --> 00:35:46,713
I used to think
that'd be a nice thing to be.

503
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,282
One of life's good guys.

504
00:35:49,449 --> 00:35:51,718
And now, it sounds like
the worst thing I ever heard.

505
00:35:51,885 --> 00:35:53,219
Ah, don't take it like that, Padraic.

506
00:35:53,253 --> 00:35:54,988
Don't take it like that, Padraic.

507
00:35:55,155 --> 00:35:56,256
We're on your side.

508
00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:11,905
What are you smiling at?

509
00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:39,432
What's this mope so mopey for?
He's just a fecking man, lads!

510
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:40,800
A fat, ginger man!

511
00:36:41,735 --> 00:36:43,670
Ay yi yi.

512
00:36:43,870 --> 00:36:46,639
I'll tell ya this much.
Ye two are awful mopey hosts.

513
00:36:46,806 --> 00:36:49,109
Luckily, you won't have to put up
with us more than one night, so,

514
00:36:49,142 --> 00:36:50,677
and try eatin' with your mouth closed.

515
00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:52,178
Where are we now, France?

516
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:53,646
Will you tell him, Padraic?

517
00:36:53,813 --> 00:36:56,820
Aye, stop being a little
fecking bollocks, Dominic.

518
00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:57,951
No. Just about the mouth thing.

519
00:37:00,487 --> 00:37:02,889
Colm Doherty and his fat fecking fingers.

520
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,357
He probably wouldn't even be able

521
00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:06,226
to cut through the blubber on them fingers.

522
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:07,861
Would you not want him
to have to do the one finger

523
00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:09,129
to see if he was bluffing, like?

524
00:37:09,262 --> 00:37:10,263
No, we wouldn't.

525
00:37:10,463 --> 00:37:11,898
That's what I'd have him do,

526
00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:14,340
I'd have him do the one finger
to see if he was bluffin'.

527
00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:15,669
'Cause worst comes to worst,

528
00:37:15,835 --> 00:37:17,637
he can still play the fiddle
with four fingers, I'll bet ya.

529
00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:18,905
Or the banjo.

530
00:37:19,205 --> 00:37:20,240
We don't want any of that.

531
00:37:20,373 --> 00:37:21,841
We just want nothing
to do with him no more.

532
00:37:21,841 --> 00:37:23,510
You don't. This gom does.

533
00:37:24,544 --> 00:37:25,912
I am a gom, is right.

534
00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:27,814
You're not a gom!

535
00:37:29,482 --> 00:37:30,950
Jeez.

536
00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:32,919
This is a depressing house.

537
00:37:33,219 --> 00:37:35,255
Would you prefer your own, so?

538
00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:37,123
I've heard it's a barrel of fecking laughs.

539
00:37:37,657 --> 00:37:39,359
Well, touche.

540
00:37:40,226 --> 00:37:41,561
Too what?

541
00:37:41,728 --> 00:37:43,730
Che. Touche.
It's from the French.

542
00:37:56,943 --> 00:37:58,945
And how is it, Siobhan,
that you was never married?

543
00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:04,751
It's none of your fecking business

544
00:38:04,818 --> 00:38:06,553
how I was never fecking married.

545
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,721
How isn't it?

546
00:38:08,655 --> 00:38:09,656
How isn't it?

547
00:38:10,690 --> 00:38:11,691
Was you never wild?

548
00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:16,296
Wild?
Was I never wild?

549
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:18,264
I don't know what you're
talkin' about, Dominic.

550
00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:20,433
Wild, how? Angry?

551
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,335
'Cause I'm gettin' angry now,
I can tell ya!

552
00:38:22,435 --> 00:38:23,837
Not angry. Wild.

553
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,572
You just keep sayin' wild, Dominic!

554
00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:27,173
Wild!
My brother told you, didn't he?

555
00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:28,508
That you'd be out in the road

556
00:38:28,608 --> 00:38:30,343
if you started talking stupid to me?

557
00:38:30,543 --> 00:38:32,445
He said creepy, not stupid.

558
00:38:32,612 --> 00:38:33,713
Well, you've failed
on both counts, haven't ya?

559
00:38:33,747 --> 00:38:34,748
I have.

560
00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:39,552
I'm off to bed and he's not stayin'
here another night, Padraic.

561
00:38:39,586 --> 00:38:41,154
I don't care how depressed you are.

562
00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:42,756
I'd rather have the donkey in.

563
00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:50,196
Foiled again.

564
00:38:50,363 --> 00:38:51,998
But "faint heart" and all that.

565
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:01,741
Here.

566
00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:05,912
Ye two, ye'll be all right.

567
00:39:07,947 --> 00:39:08,948
Will we be?

568
00:39:58,865 --> 00:40:00,133
Hello there, Mrs. O'Riordan,
I've the milk outside for ya.

569
00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:01,901
So, it's the two weeks
you owe me for now, I think.

570
00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:03,636
Nobody has a lick of news

571
00:40:03,803 --> 00:40:05,972
for us from your side
of the island, Padraic.

572
00:40:06,139 --> 00:40:07,507
Are you going to be the same as them?

573
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:08,808
I am, Mrs. O'Riordan, I'm afraid.

574
00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:10,643
And I'm in a bit of a rush, so...

575
00:40:10,810 --> 00:40:13,813
Eileen Coughlan had no news.

576
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,583
Vincent Shaughnessy had no news.

577
00:40:16,783 --> 00:40:19,520
It was a poor old week for news.
But then it is, sometimes.

578
00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:21,821
ColmSonnyLarry, he had no news.

579
00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:23,456
Did he not?

580
00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:25,358
That man never talks.

581
00:40:25,525 --> 00:40:27,394
Eh, he talks sometimes.
Up himself.

582
00:40:27,694 --> 00:40:30,300
Aye, aye, anyways, so, it's the two weeks
you owe me for now, Mrs. O'Riordan.

583
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,970
As I was sayin'.

584
00:40:35,735 --> 00:40:36,970
Ladies.

585
00:40:37,137 --> 00:40:38,138
Oh, it's Peadar.

586
00:40:38,238 --> 00:40:40,607
Peadar always has a rake of news.

587
00:40:40,807 --> 00:40:43,430
What news have you, Peadar?
News, is it?

588
00:40:43,243 --> 00:40:45,812
Fella killed himself, over Rosmuck way.

589
00:40:45,979 --> 00:40:47,714
Walked into a lake for himself.

590
00:40:47,881 --> 00:40:50,316
Twenty-nine and nothing
wrong with him, the fool.

591
00:40:50,483 --> 00:40:51,985
God love us!

592
00:40:52,152 --> 00:40:54,120
No, not "God love us." Fool!

593
00:40:54,421 --> 00:40:55,422
Another fella,

594
00:40:55,588 --> 00:40:57,230
Protestant, of course,

595
00:40:57,190 --> 00:40:59,292
stabbed his missus in Letterkenny.

596
00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:01,194
Six times he stabbed her.

597
00:41:01,394 --> 00:41:03,630
Good God!
And did she die, Peadar?

598
00:41:03,830 --> 00:41:05,432
She did die, aye.

599
00:41:05,732 --> 00:41:07,400
It wasn't with a spoon he was stabbin' her.

600
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,935
That's a lot of news.

601
00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:12,472
This man has no news,
don't ya not? No-Newsy!

602
00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:15,942
Stukes never have news.
Stukes!

603
00:41:15,942 --> 00:41:17,410
Funny.

604
00:41:17,711 --> 00:41:20,447
There was a bit of news
I remembered, Mrs. O'Riordan.

605
00:41:20,613 --> 00:41:22,615
Dominic Kearney's father
beat Dominic senseless

606
00:41:22,782 --> 00:41:24,170
with a kettle Saturday,

607
00:41:24,184 --> 00:41:26,119
and is staying with me
and me sister, Dominic is.

608
00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:27,787
So, at least his father'll
take a bit of a break

609
00:41:27,787 --> 00:41:28,788
from his beatin' of him.

610
00:41:29,723 --> 00:41:31,524
And him, a policeman.

611
00:41:31,725 --> 00:41:33,660
Isn't that news?

612
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:36,960
Ar, that Dominic's
an awful little bollocks.

613
00:41:36,429 --> 00:41:37,497
That's no news.

614
00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:39,933
Still, he was in a bad way
when I came upon him.

615
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:42,168
I'd beat him with a kettle
meself if I wasn't old.

616
00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:44,604
It's news is all I'm sayin'.

617
00:41:44,771 --> 00:41:46,940
That's no news. That's shite news.

618
00:41:47,107 --> 00:41:48,808
Okay, so, Mrs. O'Riordan, thanks for the...

619
00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:50,977
I'll see ya when I see ya.

620
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:14,868
And you can tell that
skitter of a son of mine

621
00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:16,670
he'd better be home by teatime,

622
00:42:16,836 --> 00:42:18,638
or it's over to batter
the both of ye I'll be,

623
00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:20,106
and your dreary fecking sister, too!

624
00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:32,352
Oh, hello there, Colm.

625
00:42:32,519 --> 00:42:34,854
Will I see you at Jonjo's tonight
for that pint you owe me?

626
00:42:35,210 --> 00:42:36,220
I owe you no pin...

627
00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:37,924
You will, Peadar.

628
00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:39,392
Good man yourself.

629
00:43:51,231 --> 00:43:52,465
Whoa, stand.

630
00:43:53,199 --> 00:43:54,200
Stand.

631
00:45:33,299 --> 00:45:34,334
What's that, Jenny?

632
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,405
Will we go to the pub for ourselves?

633
00:45:40,173 --> 00:45:41,408
We will.
Come on.

634
00:45:59,125 --> 00:46:01,361
One drink you're havin', lady,
then it's off home with ya.

635
00:46:01,361 --> 00:46:03,630
I've a shirt that wants
ironing for the morning.

636
00:46:05,131 --> 00:46:07,330
Okay, Daddy.

637
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,704
Aye. Off to the mainland
in the morning I'm headin'.

638
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,539
That's why I need the clean shirt, like.

639
00:46:14,507 --> 00:46:16,876
"And why are you off to the
mainland in the mornin', Peadar?"

640
00:46:17,430 --> 00:46:19,479
Oh, thanks for asking, Colm.
I'll tell ya why.

641
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:21,140
They've asked for extra manpower

642
00:46:21,181 --> 00:46:23,160
for a couple of the executions

643
00:46:23,183 --> 00:46:25,352
in case there's any kind of a to-do, like.

644
00:46:25,518 --> 00:46:27,821
Six bob and a free lunch they're payin' me.

645
00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:30,256
And sure I'd have gone for nothin'.

646
00:46:30,457 --> 00:46:32,826
I've always wanted to see
an execution, haven't you?

647
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:34,761
Although, I'd have preferred a hanging.

648
00:46:34,928 --> 00:46:36,596
Who are they executin'?

649
00:46:36,763 --> 00:46:39,332
The Free State lads are
executin' a couple of the IRA lads.

650
00:46:41,167 --> 00:46:42,402
Or is it the other way around?

651
00:46:44,337 --> 00:46:47,273
I find it hard to follow these days.

652
00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:49,309
Wasn't it so much easier when
we was all on the same side,

653
00:46:49,342 --> 00:46:51,277
and it was just the English we was killin'?

654
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:54,114
I think it was. I preferred it.

655
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,216
But you don't care who's executin' who?

656
00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:58,785
For six bob and a free lunch, I don't care!

657
00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:00,387
They could be executin' you.

658
00:47:01,688 --> 00:47:03,123
Why don't you come with me?

659
00:47:03,289 --> 00:47:05,392
You could write a miserable
feckin' song about it.

660
00:47:08,561 --> 00:47:10,130
Nah, I'm only messin'.

661
00:47:35,388 --> 00:47:36,823
Who are them?

662
00:47:37,123 --> 00:47:38,892
Music students, I think, from Lisdoonvarna.

663
00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:54,400
Another whisky, anyways, Jonjo.

664
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,810
Jeez, you're goin' at it at a
fair old lick tonight, Padraic.

665
00:47:56,976 --> 00:47:58,912
Yeah? What's it to ya?

666
00:48:30,176 --> 00:48:31,277
Padraic, don't now...

667
00:48:35,348 --> 00:48:36,683
Go get Siobhan, Dominic, would ya?

668
00:48:41,154 --> 00:48:42,489
What are you after, gobshite?

669
00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:44,324
Another beatin', is it?

670
00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:46,459
You, copper, I'm allowed
to chat to you, aren't I?

671
00:48:46,626 --> 00:48:48,595
It's just tubbyguts
I'm not allowed to talk to.

672
00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:50,930
Actually, no, I'd rather
you didn't talk to me neither.

673
00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:53,633
Oh, well, anyways,

674
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,360
do you want to know what the
three things that I hate the most

675
00:48:56,690 --> 00:48:57,137
on Inisherin is?
Not really.

676
00:48:57,404 --> 00:48:58,505
One,

677
00:48:59,472 --> 00:49:00,473
policemen.

678
00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:02,976
Two,

679
00:49:03,176 --> 00:49:04,177
pudgy fiddle players.

680
00:49:05,478 --> 00:49:07,414
And three...

681
00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:09,683
Wait, I had some funny thing
for three. What was it?

682
00:49:09,883 --> 00:49:12,318
Uh, I'll start again.
One, um,

683
00:49:12,485 --> 00:49:13,787
policemen.

684
00:49:13,953 --> 00:49:14,954
Two...

685
00:49:16,556 --> 00:49:17,924
Pudgy fiddle players.

686
00:49:18,910 --> 00:49:20,193
Pudgy fiddle players.

687
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,950
And shite, what was three?

688
00:49:22,262 --> 00:49:23,997
Go on back to your own gang now, Padraic.
I'm serious, now.

689
00:49:23,997 --> 00:49:24,998
Serious, are ya?

690
00:49:27,567 --> 00:49:29,669
And talkin' to me, are ya?

691
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,730
Siobhan!

692
00:49:35,909 --> 00:49:38,780
Padraic's out of his brains
on whisky, and Colm's there.

693
00:49:38,111 --> 00:49:39,245
You'd better come.

694
00:49:46,586 --> 00:49:49,155
You, Colm Doherty, do you
know what you used to be?

695
00:49:49,356 --> 00:49:51,157
No, Padraic, what did I used to be?

696
00:49:51,358 --> 00:49:52,359
Nice!

697
00:49:53,159 --> 00:49:54,461
You used to be nice!

698
00:49:55,362 --> 00:49:57,130
Didn't he not?

699
00:49:57,297 --> 00:49:59,990
And now, do you know what you are?

700
00:49:59,566 --> 00:50:00,834
Not nice.

701
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,169
Ah, well,

702
00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:06,706
I suppose niceness doesn't
last then, does it, Padraic?

703
00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:08,608
But will I tell ya something
that does last?

704
00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:11,277
What? And don't say
somethin' stupid like music.

705
00:50:11,444 --> 00:50:13,446
Music lasts.
Knew it!

706
00:50:13,613 --> 00:50:16,416
And paintings last.
And poetry lasts.

707
00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:18,151
So does niceness.

708
00:50:21,488 --> 00:50:22,622
Do you know who we remember

709
00:50:22,822 --> 00:50:24,958
for how nice they was in the 17th century?

710
00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:27,327
Who?
Absolutely no one.

711
00:50:27,494 --> 00:50:30,463
Yet we all remember the music of the time.

712
00:50:30,630 --> 00:50:32,599
Everyone, to a man, knows Mozart's name.

713
00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:34,601
Well, I don't, so there goes that theory.

714
00:50:36,403 --> 00:50:38,271
And anyway, we're talkin' about niceness.

715
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,173
Not whatsisname.

716
00:50:41,641 --> 00:50:43,610
My mammy, she was nice.

717
00:50:44,511 --> 00:50:47,180
I remember her.

718
00:50:47,347 --> 00:50:49,416
And my daddy, he was nice.
I remember him.

719
00:50:49,582 --> 00:50:52,285
And my sister, she's nice.

720
00:50:52,452 --> 00:50:55,722
I'll remember her.
Forever I'll remember her.

721
00:50:55,889 --> 00:50:58,158
And who else will?
"Who else will" what?

722
00:50:58,324 --> 00:51:00,360
Remember Siobhan and your niceness?

723
00:51:01,528 --> 00:51:02,529
No one will.

724
00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:04,164
In 50 years' time,

725
00:51:04,330 --> 00:51:06,199
no one will remember any of us.

726
00:51:08,601 --> 00:51:11,710
Yet the music of a man
who lived two centuries ago...

727
00:51:11,237 --> 00:51:13,600
"Yet," he says, like he's English.

728
00:51:14,441 --> 00:51:15,542
Come home, Padraic.

729
00:51:15,742 --> 00:51:18,745
I don't give a feck about Mozart,

730
00:51:19,346 --> 00:51:21,140
or Borvoven,

731
00:51:21,181 --> 00:51:24,317
or any of them funny name feckers.

732
00:51:24,484 --> 00:51:25,919
I'm Padraic Suilleabhain.

733
00:51:28,321 --> 00:51:30,900
And I'm nice.

734
00:51:30,256 --> 00:51:31,791
Come home.

735
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:34,194
So you'd rather be friends
with this fella, would ya?

736
00:51:34,694 --> 00:51:36,363
A fella who

737
00:51:36,529 --> 00:51:38,264
beats his own son
black and blue every night

738
00:51:38,331 --> 00:51:39,566
that he's not fiddling with him.

739
00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:43,203
I never told him that, Daddy.
He's... He's just drunk now.

740
00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:45,538
You used to be nice.

741
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,575
Or did you never used to be?

742
00:51:51,411 --> 00:51:52,645
Oh, God.

743
00:51:55,815 --> 00:51:57,550
Maybe you never used to be.

744
00:52:14,367 --> 00:52:16,690
I'll have a word with him, Colm.

745
00:52:16,369 --> 00:52:18,238
You don't need to do anything drastic.

746
00:52:18,405 --> 00:52:20,730
He won't be botherin' you no more.

747
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,241
That's a shame.

748
00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:24,477
That's the most interesting he's ever been.

749
00:52:24,577 --> 00:52:25,745
I think I like him again now.

750
00:52:29,582 --> 00:52:33,119
It was the 18th century, anyway. Mozart.

751
00:52:33,753 --> 00:52:34,988
Not the 17th.

752
00:53:11,570 --> 00:53:13,860
Siobhan Suilleabhain!
Well, well.

753
00:53:14,270 --> 00:53:15,762
I only came in for rashers, Mrs. O'Riordan.

754
00:53:15,929 --> 00:53:17,230
I've no time to talk, I'm afraid.

755
00:53:17,230 --> 00:53:18,331
Letter came for ya.

756
00:53:21,868 --> 00:53:23,336
Fell open, did it?

757
00:53:23,503 --> 00:53:24,637
Aye, in the heat, I suppose.

758
00:53:31,511 --> 00:53:32,512
A job offer, is it?

759
00:53:39,652 --> 00:53:43,757
A job offer from a library
on the mainland, is it?

760
00:53:43,923 --> 00:53:47,193
Just the rashers, please, Mrs. O'Riordan.
About ten of them.

761
00:53:55,635 --> 00:53:57,337
You never tell me anything!

762
00:54:00,106 --> 00:54:01,541
Well, it'd crucify him, your leaving!

763
00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:03,243
Hey, no one's leaving!

764
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:20,427
Listen, I didn't come down to chat.

765
00:54:20,627 --> 00:54:22,195
I just came down to say
that all that last night

766
00:54:22,228 --> 00:54:23,630
was just the whisky talkin', Colm.

767
00:54:23,797 --> 00:54:24,798
All what last night?

768
00:54:24,964 --> 00:54:26,933
All whatever it was I was sayin'.

769
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:28,101
What were you sayin'?

770
00:54:28,234 --> 00:54:31,204
Uh... Yeah.
I can't remember much of it,

771
00:54:31,504 --> 00:54:33,673
but I remember the gist
of it wasn't the best.

772
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,275
You always know, don't ya?

773
00:54:38,978 --> 00:54:41,715
Well, anyways,
I just wanted to say I was sorry.

774
00:54:41,881 --> 00:54:42,882
Will we leave it at that?

775
00:54:44,818 --> 00:54:46,486
Why can't you just leave me alone, Padraic?

776
00:54:47,821 --> 00:54:49,389
Huh?

777
00:54:49,556 --> 00:54:51,257
I've already told ya, haven't I?

778
00:54:51,424 --> 00:54:52,859
Yeah, I know. I was just...

779
00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:54,728
I mean, why can't you just leave me alone?

780
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,775
What are ya doing?
I don't know.

781
00:55:10,243 --> 00:55:11,678
For ****'s sake, like.

782
00:55:20,553 --> 00:55:21,588
How... How's the new tune?

783
00:55:22,722 --> 00:55:23,723
What?

784
00:55:37,904 --> 00:55:40,273
Ar, for God's sake, Padraic.

785
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,741
How many more times?

786
00:55:41,908 --> 00:55:45,311
I am not putting me donkey
outside when I am sad, okay?

787
00:55:45,612 --> 00:55:47,280
Well, stringy bits of shite
I had to pick up

788
00:55:47,313 --> 00:55:48,615
yesterday when ya let her in!

789
00:55:48,782 --> 00:55:50,717
There was no stringy bits
in that donkey's shite.

790
00:55:50,817 --> 00:55:52,719
There was bits of straw,
if there was anything.

791
00:55:52,886 --> 00:55:54,621
Maybe it was straw, so.

792
00:55:56,656 --> 00:55:58,725
I'll get us our porridge.

793
00:56:18,345 --> 00:56:19,346
Was I awful last night?

794
00:56:22,749 --> 00:56:24,918
No, you was lovely.

795
00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:27,253
Well, I know I wasn't lovely now, Siobhan.

796
00:56:27,420 --> 00:56:29,856
You were lovely.
About me, anyways.

797
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,590
Of course I was lovely about you.

798
00:56:33,226 --> 00:56:34,561
What else is there to be about ya?

799
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:41,761
What was that? A bird?

800
00:57:43,290 --> 00:57:44,431
What was what?

801
00:57:44,597 --> 00:57:45,598
The bang at the door.

802
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,670
A bird?

803
00:57:47,434 --> 00:57:48,435
Aye.
No.

804
00:57:49,836 --> 00:57:51,137
What was it, so?

805
00:57:51,304 --> 00:57:52,839
The bang at the door?
Aye!

806
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,174
What was the bang at the door?

807
00:57:54,407 --> 00:57:56,142
It was, uh...

808
00:57:56,443 --> 00:57:57,444
hard to lie...

809
00:57:57,610 --> 00:57:59,913
it was, uh...

810
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,449
a finger.

811
00:58:06,453 --> 00:58:07,454
A what?

812
00:58:07,921 --> 00:58:08,922
Finger.

813
00:58:11,910 --> 00:58:12,459
Jesus, Siobhan!
You'll frighten the little fella!

814
00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:14,600
Throw it out, Padraic!

815
00:58:14,227 --> 00:58:16,329
I'm not throwing his finger out!
It'll get dirt on it!

816
00:58:19,899 --> 00:58:21,000
Where... Where'd you put it?

817
00:58:22,902 --> 00:58:24,170
Shoebox.

818
00:58:24,471 --> 00:58:26,473
Oh, my. Oh, God.

819
00:58:26,639 --> 00:58:27,640
Well,

820
00:58:28,908 --> 00:58:29,909
he's serious, then.

821
00:59:47,253 --> 00:59:49,890
Do we have to have it in here
while we're eating?

822
00:59:49,122 --> 00:59:51,191
Once I finish me porridge,
I'll bring it back to him.

823
00:59:53,326 --> 00:59:56,329
Are you feckin' stupid?

824
00:59:56,496 --> 00:59:59,733
I mean, are you feckin' stupid?

825
00:59:59,899 --> 01:00:02,350
No, I'm not feckin' stupid.
We've had this discussion.

826
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,337
You've got to leave him
alone now, Padraic. For good!

827
01:00:05,705 --> 01:00:06,706
Do you think?

828
01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:09,750
Do I think?
Yeah, I do think!

829
01:00:09,275 --> 01:00:11,911
He's cut his feckin' finger off,
and thrown it at ya!

830
01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:13,780
Come on! It wasn't at me.

831
01:00:16,282 --> 01:00:18,184
Well, what are we going to do?

832
01:00:18,351 --> 01:00:20,860
We can't keep a man's finger.

833
01:00:46,613 --> 01:00:48,214
Jesus, Colm!

834
01:00:49,749 --> 01:00:51,518
Did it hurt?

835
01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:54,200
Hurt awful to begin with.
Thought I was going to faint.

836
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:59,259
It's funny, feels fine now,
in all the excitement.

837
01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:03,630
Would you like a cup of tea?

838
01:01:03,229 --> 01:01:05,832
I won't, Colm. I only came up
to give you your finger back.

839
01:01:06,766 --> 01:01:07,767
Oh, yeah?

840
01:01:09,135 --> 01:01:10,236
Thanks.

841
01:01:12,105 --> 01:01:14,274
Cleared up quite nice, actually.

842
01:01:14,474 --> 01:01:16,810
And you wouldn't have thought it would.

843
01:01:16,976 --> 01:01:19,450
What do you need from him, Colm?

844
01:01:19,212 --> 01:01:20,647
To end all this?

845
01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:25,385
Silence, Siobhan.

846
01:01:26,152 --> 01:01:28,722
Just silence.

847
01:01:28,922 --> 01:01:33,293
One more silent man on Inisherin, good-oh!

848
01:01:33,593 --> 01:01:34,828
Silence it is, so.

849
01:01:37,297 --> 01:01:39,699
This isn't about Inisherin.

850
01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:40,867
It's about one boring man

851
01:01:40,967 --> 01:01:42,736
leaving another man alone, that's all.

852
01:01:42,936 --> 01:01:46,873
"One boring man"!
You're all fecking boring!

853
01:01:47,730 --> 01:01:49,409
With your piddling grievances over nothin'!

854
01:01:49,576 --> 01:01:52,112
You're all fecking boring!

855
01:01:53,513 --> 01:01:55,749
I'll see he doesn't talk to you no more.

856
01:01:55,949 --> 01:01:58,180
Do.

857
01:01:58,184 --> 01:02:00,887
Else it'll be all four of them
the next time, not just the one.

858
01:02:02,322 --> 01:02:03,456
You're not serious.

859
01:02:06,192 --> 01:02:08,194
Well, that won't help your fecking music.

860
01:02:08,995 --> 01:02:10,730
Aye.

861
01:02:10,897 --> 01:02:12,132
We're gettin' somewhere now.

862
01:02:15,135 --> 01:02:18,705
I think you might be ill, Colm.

863
01:02:20,106 --> 01:02:23,443
Do worry sometimes
I'm just entertaining meself

864
01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:25,211
while I stave off the inevitable.

865
01:02:27,147 --> 01:02:28,314
Don't you?

866
01:02:30,884 --> 01:02:32,352
No, I don't.

867
01:02:35,321 --> 01:02:36,322
Yeah, you do.

868
01:04:13,219 --> 01:04:14,287
Declan!

869
01:05:01,501 --> 01:05:02,569
Howdo!

870
01:05:03,436 --> 01:05:04,504
Howdo!

871
01:05:04,804 --> 01:05:05,805
Do you want a ride?

872
01:05:07,340 --> 01:05:08,808
I will so.

873
01:05:09,900 --> 01:05:10,100
Thanks, fella!

874
01:05:19,719 --> 01:05:22,222
Oh, no, you're not that student
fella from Lisdoonvarna, are ya?

875
01:05:22,389 --> 01:05:23,823
I am. I'm Declan.

876
01:05:24,491 --> 01:05:26,393
Why?

877
01:05:26,593 --> 01:05:27,727
They told me at the
post office to try to find

878
01:05:27,761 --> 01:05:29,929
that student fella, Declan,
from Lisdoonvarna.

879
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:31,531
Yeah, a telegram came for ya.

880
01:05:31,831 --> 01:05:33,533
From your mammy.

881
01:05:33,733 --> 01:05:35,368
My mammy is no longer with us.

882
01:05:35,535 --> 01:05:37,504
Not your mammy, sorry.

883
01:05:37,671 --> 01:05:39,539
Did I say your mammy?
Your auntie. Yeah, your auntie.

884
01:05:39,539 --> 01:05:41,174
It's about your daddy.

885
01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:42,809
What about Daddy?

886
01:05:42,976 --> 01:05:45,545
Uh, bread van crashed into him.

887
01:05:45,845 --> 01:05:47,747
The bread van?
Yeah.

888
01:05:47,914 --> 01:05:50,350
They said you'd best hurry home to him,
lest he should die all alone.

889
01:05:50,383 --> 01:05:51,618
Die?

890
01:05:51,785 --> 01:05:53,953
Or get worse, all alone.

891
01:05:56,356 --> 01:05:57,357
This is impossible.

892
01:05:57,490 --> 01:05:59,225
It's not impossible.

893
01:05:59,392 --> 01:06:01,270
Bread vans crash into people all the time.

894
01:06:01,194 --> 01:06:02,195
I know!

895
01:06:02,962 --> 01:06:04,330
That's how me mammy died.

896
01:06:09,669 --> 01:06:12,205
If it's the same fecking
bread van, I'll kill them.

897
01:06:29,890 --> 01:06:30,900
Thanks.

898
01:06:32,392 --> 01:06:34,294
What were you talking
to the boat fella for?

899
01:06:34,461 --> 01:06:36,896
For none of your fecking
business, I think it was.

900
01:06:37,230 --> 01:06:39,320
Of course, it's me business.
Aren't I the law?

901
01:06:39,132 --> 01:06:40,233
Fecking knob.

902
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,350
Huh?

903
01:06:42,235 --> 01:06:43,837
Well, you can tell that
whiny brother of yours

904
01:06:43,870 --> 01:06:46,390
I'll be around soon
for that battering I owe him.

905
01:06:46,239 --> 01:06:47,707
A battering?

906
01:06:47,874 --> 01:06:50,176
That'd be good, actually.
It might take him out of himself.

907
01:06:50,243 --> 01:06:51,878
Huh?

908
01:06:52,450 --> 01:06:54,114
You're an awful strange lady.

909
01:06:54,914 --> 01:06:56,149
No wonder no one likes ya.

910
01:07:24,644 --> 01:07:25,912
Oh.

911
01:07:26,790 --> 01:07:27,614
Hello there, Mrs. McCormick.

912
01:07:27,781 --> 01:07:31,951
A death shall come to Inisherin
afore the month is out.

913
01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:34,540
A death, huh?

914
01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:36,589
Maybe even two deaths.

915
01:07:37,657 --> 01:07:38,658
Well, that'd be sad.

916
01:07:40,593 --> 01:07:42,662
We shall pray to the Lord

917
01:07:42,862 --> 01:07:47,167
'tis neither you, nor poor Siobhan,
will be either of them.

918
01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:49,235
Well, is that a nice thing to be sayin'?

919
01:07:49,436 --> 01:07:51,237
I wasn't trying to be nice.

920
01:07:52,505 --> 01:07:54,507
I was trying to be accurate.

921
01:07:58,978 --> 01:08:00,246
Fecking hell.

922
01:08:33,130 --> 01:08:34,481
What's the matter?

923
01:08:36,483 --> 01:08:37,550
Nothing.

924
01:09:12,419 --> 01:09:13,920
Me daddy say he's gonna kill you Sunday

925
01:09:13,987 --> 01:09:15,989
for spilling the beans
about that fiddling with me.

926
01:09:20,694 --> 01:09:22,429
"Kill me," kill me, or, you know,

927
01:09:22,595 --> 01:09:25,650
"beat me up a bit," kill me?

928
01:09:25,265 --> 01:09:27,734
"Beat you up a bit," kill ya, I think.

929
01:09:27,901 --> 01:09:29,536
Although he did kill a man once.

930
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,176
I'm sorry for that spilling
the beans on ya, Dominic.

931
01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:39,145
I was out of order that night.

932
01:09:39,446 --> 01:09:41,848
You was funny apart from that bit.

933
01:09:42,150 --> 01:09:45,510
That's why I don't understand why
that fat fella threw the finger at ya.

934
01:09:45,218 --> 01:09:46,586
He seemed fine when you were slagging him.

935
01:09:46,619 --> 01:09:48,421
He did not.

936
01:09:48,588 --> 01:09:50,900
Did he?

937
01:09:50,423 --> 01:09:52,992
"That's the most interesting
Padraic's ever been," he said.

938
01:09:54,661 --> 01:09:55,862
"I think I like him again now."

939
01:10:01,468 --> 01:10:02,469
Aye.

940
01:10:04,804 --> 01:10:08,174
Maybe this whole thing has just been
about gettin' you to try a new tack,

941
01:10:08,341 --> 01:10:09,809
start standin' up for yourself a bit.

942
01:10:10,810 --> 01:10:12,112
Do you think?

943
01:10:12,312 --> 01:10:14,614
Yeah, and be less of a, you know,

944
01:10:14,781 --> 01:10:15,882
whiny little dull-****.

945
01:10:18,451 --> 01:10:20,320
Well, I have been less of a
whiny little dull-****, actually.

946
01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:21,588
Have ya, yeah?

947
01:10:21,755 --> 01:10:23,590
Just yesterday,
there was this musician fella

948
01:10:23,757 --> 01:10:25,492
that Colm was getting along great with.

949
01:10:25,658 --> 01:10:26,659
And what did I do?

950
01:10:26,826 --> 01:10:28,561
I went and sent him
packing from the island.

951
01:10:28,595 --> 01:10:30,363
Did ya? How?

952
01:10:30,530 --> 01:10:32,465
I told him a bread van
crashed into his daddy,

953
01:10:32,632 --> 01:10:34,701
and he'd have to be rushing
home to him, lest he die.

954
01:10:38,471 --> 01:10:39,472
Oh...

955
01:10:42,909 --> 01:10:44,844
That sounds like the meanest
thing I've ever heard.

956
01:10:45,712 --> 01:10:47,814
Huh?

957
01:10:47,981 --> 01:10:51,384
Well, aye, it was a bit mean, but...

958
01:10:53,153 --> 01:10:54,821
he'll be fine once he gets home

959
01:10:54,988 --> 01:10:57,900
and he finds his daddy hasn't
been hit by a bread van.

960
01:10:59,526 --> 01:11:01,361
I used to think
you were the nicest of them.

961
01:11:03,530 --> 01:11:04,864
Turns out you're just the same as them.

962
01:11:04,864 --> 01:11:06,499
I am the nicest of them.

963
01:11:09,736 --> 01:11:10,737
Ar, Dominic, now!

964
01:11:13,673 --> 01:11:15,675
Well, maybe I'm not a happy lad, so!

965
01:11:17,811 --> 01:11:19,312
Maybe this is the new me!

966
01:11:21,581 --> 01:11:22,582
Aye.

967
01:11:24,150 --> 01:11:25,685
Maybe this is the new me.

968
01:12:00,453 --> 01:12:01,454
Howdo!

969
01:12:01,621 --> 01:12:03,356
Jesus Christ, Dominic!

970
01:12:03,556 --> 01:12:05,558
Would you ever stop creeping up on people?

971
01:12:05,725 --> 01:12:07,560
You almost gave me a fecking heart attack!

972
01:12:07,727 --> 01:12:08,795
I wasn't creeping up on ya.

973
01:12:08,895 --> 01:12:09,896
I was sidling up on ya.

974
01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,650
Between you and that ghoul, Jesus!

975
01:12:12,232 --> 01:12:14,934
I always call her a ghoul, too,
because she is a ghoul.

976
01:12:15,135 --> 01:12:17,604
Jeez, we have a lot in common, don't we?
Me and you.

977
01:12:17,771 --> 01:12:19,739
Calling old people ghouls and that.

978
01:12:23,610 --> 01:12:25,478
It's a great old lake, isn't it?

979
01:12:30,717 --> 01:12:32,752
I'm glad I caught you, actually.

980
01:12:32,919 --> 01:12:35,588
Because there was somethin'
I was wantin' to ask ya, actually.

981
01:12:35,755 --> 01:12:38,625
And discovering how much we have in common,

982
01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:41,461
well, it just makes me
want to ask you even more.

983
01:12:41,628 --> 01:12:42,896
We don't have anything in common.

984
01:12:42,929 --> 01:12:45,331
Uh, don't skip ahead.

985
01:12:45,498 --> 01:12:47,500
But yeah, what I was wantin'
to ask you was...

986
01:12:49,903 --> 01:12:51,905
Somethin' along the lines of...

987
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,407
Should've planned this, really.

988
01:12:54,607 --> 01:12:56,476
Well, yeah, what I was
wantin' to ask you was...

989
01:13:01,815 --> 01:13:04,500
You probably wouldn't
ever want to, I don't know,

990
01:13:05,518 --> 01:13:07,354
to fall in love with a boy
like me, would ya?

991
01:13:10,557 --> 01:13:13,293
Oh, Dominic, I don't think so, love.

992
01:13:13,493 --> 01:13:16,129
No, yeah, no.
Uh, I was thinking no.

993
01:13:19,299 --> 01:13:21,801
Not even in the future, like?
Like when I'm your age?

994
01:13:29,576 --> 01:13:32,979
Yeah, no, I didn't think so.

995
01:13:33,146 --> 01:13:35,548
Just thought I'd ask
on the off chance, you know,

996
01:13:35,715 --> 01:13:37,384
like, "faint heart" and that.

997
01:13:43,390 --> 01:13:44,891
Well, there goes that dream.

998
01:13:51,331 --> 01:13:53,133
Well,

999
01:13:53,299 --> 01:13:56,469
I best go over there and do whatever
that thing over there I was gonna do was.

1000
01:13:57,837 --> 01:13:58,838
Mm-hmm.

1001
01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:18,625
♪♪ I walked from Mallow Town

1002
01:14:18,825 --> 01:14:21,995
♪♪ To Aghadoe, Aghadoe

1003
01:14:22,162 --> 01:14:25,699
♪♪ I took his head
from the jail gate to Aghadoe

1004
01:14:25,865 --> 01:14:27,333
Come on, Sammy, you have to dance too.

1005
01:14:29,836 --> 01:14:32,839
♪♪ Like an Irish king he sleeps
in Aghadoe ♪♪

1006
01:14:35,410 --> 01:14:36,376
How are you, fatty?

1007
01:14:36,576 --> 01:14:37,844
Dancing with your dog, is it?

1008
01:14:38,110 --> 01:14:39,245
Well, who else is gonna dance with ya?

1009
01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:40,880
Your poor dog has no say in the matter.

1010
01:14:41,470 --> 01:14:43,160
And if you're too rude
to be offering me a seat,

1011
01:14:43,183 --> 01:14:45,180
I'll be taking one of me own accord!

1012
01:14:47,870 --> 01:14:49,456
Now, how's that for an old hello?

1013
01:14:49,622 --> 01:14:51,491
Have you gone fecking mental?

1014
01:14:51,658 --> 01:14:53,526
Have I gone fecking mental?

1015
01:14:53,727 --> 01:14:57,630
No, I haven't gone
fecking mental, actually.

1016
01:14:57,230 --> 01:14:59,165
Not only have I not gone fecking mental,

1017
01:14:59,332 --> 01:15:02,102
but I have ten fingers to prove
I've not gone fecking mental.

1018
01:15:02,302 --> 01:15:04,370
How many fingers do you have
to prove you've not gone fecking mental?

1019
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:05,672
Nine fingers.

1020
01:15:05,872 --> 01:15:07,741
And nine fingers is the epitome of mental.

1021
01:15:09,509 --> 01:15:12,780
That's right. The epitome!

1022
01:15:12,245 --> 01:15:15,810
Heh. There'll be none of that!
I didn't come here for licks!

1023
01:15:15,248 --> 01:15:16,416
I came here for the opposite of licks.

1024
01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:17,450
What's the opposite of licks?

1025
01:15:17,484 --> 01:15:18,485
Huh?

1026
01:15:19,552 --> 01:15:20,820
What did you come here for?

1027
01:15:20,987 --> 01:15:23,757
I didn't come here for anythin', did I?

1028
01:15:23,923 --> 01:15:25,492
I just came to kick your door
in and give you a slagging.

1029
01:15:25,525 --> 01:15:27,160
Well, you've done that, so you can go now.

1030
01:15:27,227 --> 01:15:28,895
Haven't finished yet, have I?

1031
01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:30,797
Well, I finished with your door.

1032
01:15:30,964 --> 01:15:32,699
I haven't finished with your slagging.

1033
01:15:32,899 --> 01:15:35,100
We were doin' so well, Padraic.

1034
01:15:35,201 --> 01:15:36,703
I wasn't doing so well.

1035
01:15:39,239 --> 01:15:41,241
I was doing terrible.

1036
01:15:41,408 --> 01:15:43,243
All right, I was doin' so well.

1037
01:15:43,410 --> 01:15:45,378
Yeah, well, it can't all be
you, you, you, can it?

1038
01:15:45,545 --> 01:15:47,113
Yes, it can.

1039
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,820
There's two of us in this.
No, there isn't.

1040
01:15:49,249 --> 01:15:50,450
It takes two to tango.

1041
01:15:50,650 --> 01:15:52,152
I don't want to tango.

1042
01:15:52,352 --> 01:15:54,154
Well, you danced with your dog.

1043
01:16:06,399 --> 01:16:09,569
Talkin' of tangos,
how's your new tune comin' along?

1044
01:16:09,736 --> 01:16:11,705
I just finished it, actually.

1045
01:16:12,605 --> 01:16:13,606
Just this morning.

1046
01:16:14,874 --> 01:16:16,609
No, Colm, that's great, like!

1047
01:16:16,810 --> 01:16:18,745
That's why I was dancing with me dog.

1048
01:16:20,460 --> 01:16:21,981
I don't usually dance with me dog.

1049
01:16:22,148 --> 01:16:25,180
There's no harm dancin' with your dog.

1050
01:16:25,185 --> 01:16:28,210
I'd dance with me donkey
if I knew how. And she did.

1051
01:16:30,590 --> 01:16:31,825
Is it good?

1052
01:16:31,991 --> 01:16:32,992
Your tune?

1053
01:16:37,197 --> 01:16:39,966
Mm, what's it called?

1054
01:16:40,133 --> 01:16:42,702
"The Banshees of Inisherin,"
I was thinking.

1055
01:16:45,472 --> 01:16:47,907
But there are no banshees on Inisherin.

1056
01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:50,100
I know, I just like the double S-H sounds.

1057
01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:53,346
Aye.

1058
01:16:53,513 --> 01:16:55,915
There's plenty of double S-H on Inisherin.

1059
01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:57,830
Yeah.

1060
01:16:57,183 --> 01:17:00,353
Maybe there are banshees, too.

1061
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:04,224
I just don't think that they
scream to portend death anymore.

1062
01:17:04,424 --> 01:17:08,728
I think they just sit back,
amused, and observe.

1063
01:17:09,763 --> 01:17:10,764
Portend?

1064
01:17:11,765 --> 01:17:12,766
Yeah.

1065
01:17:16,336 --> 01:17:18,805
I keep having thoughts about
playing it for you at your funeral.

1066
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,174
But that wouldn't be fair
on either of us, would it?

1067
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:38,124
Well, that's great that you
finished your tune, Colm.

1068
01:17:38,324 --> 01:17:39,392
That's more than great.

1069
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,561
That's...

1070
01:17:42,962 --> 01:17:43,963
really great.

1071
01:17:55,542 --> 01:17:58,545
So, do you want to meet
me down the pub, Colm?

1072
01:17:59,913 --> 01:18:01,648
We could celebrate your tune, like.

1073
01:18:08,555 --> 01:18:10,724
Only if you'd like, like.

1074
01:18:10,924 --> 01:18:13,660
But I could run up ahead.
Order them in.

1075
01:18:17,970 --> 01:18:18,431
Why don't you do that, Padraic?

1076
01:18:20,934 --> 01:18:22,680
Why don't I run up...

1077
01:18:24,404 --> 01:18:25,405
and order them?

1078
01:18:27,374 --> 01:18:28,375
Well, I will so.

1079
01:18:31,945 --> 01:18:34,114
Jeez, that went well!
And maybe on the way,

1080
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:36,483
I can find that student friend
of yours, that Declan fella!

1081
01:18:36,516 --> 01:18:38,251
I told him his daddy was
dying, so he'd feck off home

1082
01:18:38,284 --> 01:18:40,854
and leave us alone,
but there's no need now!

1083
01:18:41,210 --> 01:18:42,255
Sure he could join us.

1084
01:19:35,475 --> 01:19:37,577
What are you sitting over there
for when I'm over here?

1085
01:19:37,610 --> 01:19:39,512
Just thought I'd have a sit
for meself, you know.

1086
01:19:40,947 --> 01:19:42,248
Wait for me friend.

1087
01:19:42,449 --> 01:19:44,384
Are you fecking joking me?

1088
01:19:44,584 --> 01:19:46,860
Your four-fingered friend?

1089
01:19:46,252 --> 01:19:47,587
I mean, are you fecking joking me?

1090
01:19:47,687 --> 01:19:49,923
No, I'm not fecking joking ya.

1091
01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:51,891
He just needed a bit of tough love was all.

1092
01:20:26,793 --> 01:20:28,261
Siobhan, do you want a sherry?

1093
01:20:28,428 --> 01:20:29,662
No.
Righty-ho.

1094
01:20:31,931 --> 01:20:32,932
What are you doin'?

1095
01:20:33,990 --> 01:20:34,234
Me?
Yes, you.

1096
01:20:34,401 --> 01:20:36,169
Nothing. Just drinkin'.

1097
01:20:36,369 --> 01:20:38,171
Not waitin'?
Not waitin'.

1098
01:20:38,371 --> 01:20:39,906
Well, he is waitin', Siobhan.
He's waitin' for Colm Doherty.

1099
01:20:39,939 --> 01:20:40,940
I amn't waitin'.

1100
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:42,108
He just told me he was waitin'.

1101
01:20:42,142 --> 01:20:43,543
Telltale!

1102
01:20:46,646 --> 01:20:50,817
Come home with me, Padraic.
I've somethin' to discuss with ya.

1103
01:20:51,117 --> 01:20:52,519
You've somethin' to discuss with me?

1104
01:20:53,820 --> 01:20:55,555
That sounds, uh...

1105
01:20:55,722 --> 01:20:57,824
I don't want to discuss somethin'.

1106
01:20:58,124 --> 01:21:00,527
Well, ya have to, 'cause I'm leavin'.

1107
01:21:02,162 --> 01:21:03,163
Leavin'?

1108
01:21:06,332 --> 01:21:07,333
Like leavin'?

1109
01:21:09,402 --> 01:21:10,403
Like...

1110
01:21:12,172 --> 01:21:13,173
not staying?

1111
01:21:17,444 --> 01:21:18,445
Yeah.

1112
01:22:02,389 --> 01:22:03,523
But what about me?

1113
01:22:03,823 --> 01:22:05,580
What about you?

1114
01:22:05,225 --> 01:22:06,526
I'll have no friends at all left!

1115
01:22:06,659 --> 01:22:08,762
You'll have Dominic.
Ah here!

1116
01:22:08,928 --> 01:22:11,164
And he's gone off me now, too.

1117
01:22:11,331 --> 01:22:13,633
What kind of a place is it when
the village gom goes off ya?

1118
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,102
And who's gonna do the cookin'?

1119
01:22:16,269 --> 01:22:18,571
Oh, that's your first question, isn't it?
"Who's gonna do the cookin'?"

1120
01:22:18,605 --> 01:22:20,240
Well, it wasn't me first question, was it?

1121
01:22:20,373 --> 01:22:22,420
"But what about me?" was me first question.

1122
01:22:57,410 --> 01:22:58,411
Padraic.

1123
01:23:00,246 --> 01:23:01,381
Padraic!

1124
01:23:05,385 --> 01:23:08,321
Now?
But you can't be leavin' now!

1125
01:23:08,521 --> 01:23:10,557
I can be leavin' now.

1126
01:23:10,724 --> 01:23:13,126
I can't be waitin' round
for any more of this madness!

1127
01:23:13,293 --> 01:23:15,528
What the hell did you say to him, Padraic?

1128
01:23:15,695 --> 01:23:16,696
Nothin' really.

1129
01:23:18,331 --> 01:23:20,300
Well, I'd sort of had a chat
with Dominic earlier.

1130
01:23:21,601 --> 01:23:23,803
And a new sort of,

1131
01:23:23,970 --> 01:23:26,873
you know, standin' up for meself
sort of tack we thought I should try.

1132
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,441
God!

1133
01:23:28,608 --> 01:23:30,910
It was all going fine until he
chopped off all his fingers.

1134
01:23:39,819 --> 01:23:41,488
Me books wouldn't fit.

1135
01:23:42,922 --> 01:23:45,250
Would you look after them for me?

1136
01:23:45,191 --> 01:23:46,893
Ar, don't go, Siobhan.

1137
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,628
They're all I have, really.

1138
01:23:50,864 --> 01:23:52,465
Apart from the obvious.

1139
01:24:00,340 --> 01:24:02,342
You'll be back soon, won't you, Siobhan?

1140
01:24:03,443 --> 01:24:05,912
Oh, Padraic!

1141
01:24:06,790 --> 01:24:07,614
Don't say, "Oh, Padraic."

1142
01:24:08,515 --> 01:24:10,160
Say yes.

1143
01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:28,415
Ah, Jenny.

1144
01:28:08,688 --> 01:28:09,689
Oh.

1145
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:15,248
I don't want to talk.

1146
01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:18,251
Don't go killin' his dog now.

1147
01:30:18,418 --> 01:30:19,619
And don't be puttin' things in me head

1148
01:30:19,652 --> 01:30:20,887
that weren't there
in the first feckin' place,

1149
01:30:20,887 --> 01:30:22,880
you feckin' nutbag!

1150
01:30:23,390 --> 01:30:24,824
"Nutbag!"

1151
01:31:18,345 --> 01:31:19,813
What would I ever hurt you for?

1152
01:31:21,948 --> 01:31:23,583
You're the only nice thing about him.

1153
01:31:53,947 --> 01:31:55,615
How are you, Padraic?
You're lookin' well.

1154
01:32:03,857 --> 01:32:04,858
That's lovely, lads.

1155
01:32:10,196 --> 01:32:11,798
I don't need your apologies, all right?

1156
01:32:12,766 --> 01:32:14,434
It's a relief to me.

1157
01:32:14,634 --> 01:32:16,202
So, let's just call it quits

1158
01:32:16,369 --> 01:32:18,772
and agree to go our separate ways,
for good this time.

1159
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:24,778
Your fat fingers
killed me little donkey today.

1160
01:32:24,944 --> 01:32:27,814
So, no, we won't call it quits.

1161
01:32:27,981 --> 01:32:28,982
We'll call it the start.

1162
01:32:30,216 --> 01:32:31,651
You're jokin' me.
Yeah, no.

1163
01:32:31,818 --> 01:32:33,586
I'm not jokin' ya.

1164
01:32:33,787 --> 01:32:35,588
So tomorrow, Sunday,

1165
01:32:35,789 --> 01:32:38,158
God's day, around 2:00,

1166
01:32:38,358 --> 01:32:40,593
I'm going to call up to your house
and I'm gonna set fire to it,

1167
01:32:40,593 --> 01:32:42,395
and hopefully you'll still be inside it.

1168
01:32:43,863 --> 01:32:45,398
But I won't be checkin' either way.

1169
01:32:48,601 --> 01:32:50,170
Just be sure and leave your dog outside.

1170
01:32:51,671 --> 01:32:53,306
I've nothing against that gom.

1171
01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:58,411
Or you can do whatever's
in your power to stop me.

1172
01:33:02,148 --> 01:33:03,883
To our graves we're taking this.

1173
01:33:05,852 --> 01:33:07,253
To one of our graves, anyways.

1174
01:33:09,589 --> 01:33:10,824
Here.

1175
01:33:10,990 --> 01:33:12,926
I've a bone to pick with you, dreary.

1176
01:33:13,126 --> 01:33:14,928
Is that little gobshite of mine
at your place again?

1177
01:33:14,928 --> 01:33:16,596
Leave him, Peadar.
His donkey's just died.

1178
01:33:17,130 --> 01:33:18,498
Did he?

1179
01:33:18,698 --> 01:33:20,200
The little miniature fella?

1180
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:22,435
Well, Jesus, boys,
I'll tell ya this much...

1181
01:33:34,914 --> 01:33:35,915
Two o'clock.

1182
01:34:37,677 --> 01:34:39,112
I killed a miniature donkey.

1183
01:34:43,249 --> 01:34:44,818
It was by accident...

1184
01:34:48,388 --> 01:34:49,656
but I do feel bad about it.

1185
01:34:52,926 --> 01:34:56,496
Do you think God gives a damn
about miniature donkeys, Colm?

1186
01:34:58,832 --> 01:34:59,833
I fear he doesn't.

1187
01:35:03,103 --> 01:35:05,238
And I fear that's where
it's all gone wrong.

1188
01:35:08,410 --> 01:35:09,420
Is that it?

1189
01:35:10,143 --> 01:35:12,112
Is what it?

1190
01:35:12,278 --> 01:35:13,880
Aren't you forgetting a couple of things?

1191
01:35:15,548 --> 01:35:18,284
No, I think I've covered it.

1192
01:35:18,451 --> 01:35:21,554
Wouldn't you say
punching a policeman is a sin?

1193
01:35:22,889 --> 01:35:24,591
Ah here.

1194
01:35:24,758 --> 01:35:26,726
If punching a policeman is a sin,

1195
01:35:26,893 --> 01:35:29,596
we may as well just pack up and go home.

1196
01:35:31,564 --> 01:35:33,533
And self-mutilation is a sin.

1197
01:35:34,768 --> 01:35:35,769
It's one of the biggest.

1198
01:35:36,903 --> 01:35:38,204
Is it?

1199
01:35:38,405 --> 01:35:41,274
Self-mutilation, so...
you have me there.

1200
01:35:41,441 --> 01:35:42,609
Multiplied by five.

1201
01:35:48,348 --> 01:35:49,883
How's the despair?

1202
01:35:54,754 --> 01:35:55,789
It's back a bit.

1203
01:35:59,590 --> 01:36:00,760
But you're not gonna do anything about it?

1204
01:36:05,331 --> 01:36:07,434
I'm not gonna do anything about it, no.

1205
01:36:22,349 --> 01:36:24,517
Dear Padraic,

1206
01:36:24,684 --> 01:36:28,755
I am safely ensconced in the mainland
and, Padraic, it's lovely here.

1207
01:36:29,550 --> 01:36:31,391
There's a river running
past my window as I write,

1208
01:36:31,591 --> 01:36:34,527
and the people already seem
less bitter and mental.

1209
01:36:34,694 --> 01:36:38,965
I'm not sure why, but I think it's
'cause a lot of them are from Spain.

1210
01:36:39,132 --> 01:36:42,669
Mostly, I wanted to say there's a
spare bed here for you, Padraic.

1211
01:36:42,836 --> 01:36:46,406
And with the war almost over,
I think there'd be work for ya here.

1212
01:36:46,606 --> 01:36:49,420
Because there's nothing
for you on Inisherin.

1213
01:36:49,209 --> 01:36:51,544
Nothing but more bleakness and grudges

1214
01:36:51,711 --> 01:36:54,381
and loneliness and spite

1215
01:36:54,547 --> 01:36:57,384
and the slow passing of time until death.

1216
01:36:57,550 --> 01:36:59,520
And sure, you can do that anywhere.

1217
01:37:02,255 --> 01:37:05,392
So come, Padraic. Leave there.

1218
01:37:05,558 --> 01:37:08,261
Dominic can look after Jenny
and the rest of your animals.

1219
01:37:08,428 --> 01:37:10,430
They could move into the house together.

1220
01:37:20,273 --> 01:37:21,274
Hut!

1221
01:37:43,129 --> 01:37:45,765
So come now, Padraic, please.

1222
01:37:49,769 --> 01:37:51,738
Before it's all too late.

1223
01:40:42,876 --> 01:40:44,577
Dear Siobhan.

1224
01:40:44,744 --> 01:40:47,947
Obviously, I don't know
what "ensconced" is,

1225
01:40:48,148 --> 01:40:51,317
but I thank you for the offer
of the free bed and the whatnot.

1226
01:40:51,484 --> 01:40:53,520
But I won't be takin'
you up on it, I'm afraid.

1227
01:40:55,355 --> 01:40:57,891
As I told you, me life is on Inisherin.

1228
01:40:58,580 --> 01:40:59,726
Me friends, me animals.

1229
01:41:03,830 --> 01:41:05,331
Even now as I write,

1230
01:41:05,498 --> 01:41:07,367
little donkey Jenny
is looking at me, saying,

1231
01:41:07,534 --> 01:41:09,969
"Please don't go, Padraic. We'd miss ya."

1232
01:41:10,303 --> 01:41:12,338
And nuzzling me, the gilly-gooly.

1233
01:41:13,406 --> 01:41:14,507
Get off, Jenny.

1234
01:41:18,244 --> 01:41:19,245
Psst!

1235
01:41:29,222 --> 01:41:30,690
In other news,

1236
01:41:30,990 --> 01:41:33,526
in sadder news, actually,

1237
01:41:33,693 --> 01:41:35,862
I won't be able to ask
Dominic anything, I'm afraid.

1238
01:41:38,765 --> 01:41:40,633
Because they found him
in the lake this morning.

1239
01:41:45,505 --> 01:41:47,941
I suppose he must've slipped and fell in.

1240
01:41:56,783 --> 01:41:59,190
So, there'd be no one to take
care of the animals, anyway.

1241
01:42:22,676 --> 01:42:24,177
No other news, really.

1242
01:42:33,687 --> 01:42:35,422
Except that I love you, Siobhan.

1243
01:42:36,589 --> 01:42:37,757
And I miss ya.

1244
01:42:40,460 --> 01:42:42,362
And I hope I'll see ya again someday.

1245
01:42:45,465 --> 01:42:46,833
If you ever come back home.

1246
01:42:49,769 --> 01:42:51,871
Come back home, Siobhan.

1247
01:42:57,277 --> 01:42:59,879
Yours sincerely, your loving brother...

1248
01:43:02,315 --> 01:43:03,583
Padraic Suilleabhain.

1249
01:44:37,944 --> 01:44:39,612
Suppose me house makes us quits.

1250
01:44:41,848 --> 01:44:44,818
If you'd stayed in your house,
that would've made us quits.

1251
01:44:44,984 --> 01:44:47,120
But you didn't, did ya,
so it doesn't, does it?

1252
01:44:59,199 --> 01:45:01,267
I'm sorry about your donkey, Padraic.

1253
01:45:01,968 --> 01:45:03,360
Honestly, I am.

1254
01:45:05,972 --> 01:45:07,440
I don't ****ing care.

1255
01:45:23,923 --> 01:45:26,893
Haven't heard any rifle fire from
the mainland in a day or two.

1256
01:45:27,600 --> 01:45:29,763
I think they're coming to the end of it.

1257
01:45:29,929 --> 01:45:32,766
I'm sure they'll be at it again
soon enough, aren't you?

1258
01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:36,803
Some things there's no movin' on from.

1259
01:45:40,306 --> 01:45:41,775
And I think that's a good thing.

1260
01:46:04,664 --> 01:46:05,665
Padraic.

1261
01:46:11,971 --> 01:46:14,240
Thanks for lookin' after
me dog for me, anyways.

1262
01:46:20,714 --> 01:46:21,715
Any time.