1 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,951 Survival of the fittest. 2 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:56,222 It's the law of the jungle. 3 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:59,292 There's always someone trying to take what's yours. 4 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,461 How do I know? 5 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,266 It almost happened to me. 6 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:14,474 Hi-yah! 7 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,548 Tim Templeton... 8 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:22,949 quit monkeying around. 9 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:24,751 Hot dogs are getting cold. 10 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,119 Hot dogs? 11 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:28,221 At least, this is how I remember it. 12 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:29,522 All right, buddy, let's eat. 13 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,491 You see, I was seven years old... 14 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:34,594 and back then, you relied on your imagination. 15 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,563 When I wasn't exploring the Congo... 16 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,965 I was a deep sea diver. 17 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:44,137 Tim! 18 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:45,271 Our hero! 19 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,639 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. 20 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:47,674 I got this! 21 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:53,613 Grab on! 22 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,218 Some days, I rescued my parents. 23 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:01,421 That way! 24 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,223 Other days, they rescued me. 25 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,126 - I'm losing control. - Tim, look out! 26 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,29 Tree! 27 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:10,30 You're breaking up! 28 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:11,97 Slow down, Tim! 29 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:12,665 - Turn, Tim. - Turn! 30 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:15,802 - Are you hurt? - I'm okay. 31 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,70 Show Mommy your teeth. 32 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:18,905 It was just the three of us. 33 00:02:19,72 --> 00:02:20,340 The Templetons. 34 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:22,676 And three is the perfect number. 35 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:23,843 Interesting fact... 36 00:02:24,10 --> 00:02:26,813 did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature? 37 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,355 I was the luckiest kid ever. 38 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:37,657 My parents even had cool jobs. 39 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,527 They worked for the biggest pet company in the world... 40 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,628 Puppy Co. 41 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,630 - Yes, Mr. Francis? - Puppy Co needs you. 42 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,831 It's go time. 43 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,301 They worked in a department called "Marketing..." 44 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,670 where they got to launch new products. 45 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,577 Even though my parents worked really hard... 46 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:01,114 they still made just enough time for me. 47 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:04,50 Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right? 48 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,218 You got it! 49 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,788 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 50 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:14,227 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 51 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,796 All your life 52 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:21,568 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 53 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:29,142 Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? 54 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,479 No, thanks. I'm enough. 55 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:38,551 Life was good. Life was perfect. 56 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,353 But as I drifted off to sleep... 57 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,490 something my parents said got me thinking. 58 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,725 Where do babies come from? 59 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:25,318 The day I got a little brother started like any other day... 60 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,887 but little did I know... 61 00:06:28,54 --> 00:06:30,957 my life would never be the same. 62 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:33,960 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 63 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:35,462 Wake up, little halflings! 64 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:36,463 Morning, Wizzie! 65 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:40,300 What great adventure lies in wait for you today? 66 00:06:41,67 --> 00:06:42,68 Oh, yeah! 67 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:48,641 My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. 68 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,847 But I clearly remember... 69 00:06:54,14 --> 00:06:57,384 the baby was delivered in a taxi. 70 00:07:14,0 --> 00:07:15,1 What the... 71 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,174 Hey! 72 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:41,895 Tim, look who's here. 73 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:49,35 Meet your new baby brother. 74 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,337 Baby what? 75 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:53,740 Brother. 76 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,709 I had a million questions. 77 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,711 Who is this guy? Why is he here? 78 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:58,878 What's with that outfit? 79 00:07:59,79 --> 00:08:01,348 Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me? 80 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,350 Does he know karate? What's going on? 81 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,86 That way? 82 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:07,120 - Okay. - Okay. 83 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,888 Right from the start, he was yelling at people... 84 00:08:09,55 --> 00:08:10,690 ordering everyone around. 85 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,392 Oh, you want this? 86 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:16,229 One thing was clear. He was the boss. 87 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:20,100 He set up his office, right smack dab in the middle of the house. 88 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:22,402 He conducted meetings. 89 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,437 - You called? - Do you need Seņor Squeaky? 90 00:08:26,72 --> 00:08:28,908 Lots and lots of meetings. 91 00:08:29,75 --> 00:08:30,744 Even in the middle of the night. 92 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,47 I'm up! I'm up! 93 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,582 - We're coming! - We'll be right there! 94 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,952 If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... 95 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,555 he had a fit. 96 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,598 - Where's the bottle? - He has to have his bottle! 97 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:54,567 He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger. 98 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,104 Everyone except for me. 99 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,907 - Diaper! - Bottle! 100 00:09:01,7 --> 00:09:02,942 Dad! I can't sleep. 101 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,644 I know, bud. Me neither. 102 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,913 The baby needs a lot of attention right now. 103 00:09:07,80 --> 00:09:08,81 Okay, good talk! 104 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,349 - But... - It's okay. 105 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:10,650 Daddy's here. Daddy's here. 106 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:13,987 What about me? 107 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,590 The year: 2057. 108 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:22,28 Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating a hostile alien invasion. 109 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,153 It's so much worse than we thought. 110 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,733 Mom, he's naked! 111 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,835 I'm naked! 112 00:10:02,2 --> 00:10:03,136 Say "naked." 113 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,304 No! 114 00:10:08,8 --> 00:10:10,510 Who's Mommy's little cutie? Are you Mommy's little cutie? 115 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,46 No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right? 116 00:10:14,80 --> 00:10:16,649 You know one of us has to go with Mr. Francis to the pet convention. 117 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,84 In Vegas. 118 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,353 - You know what? You should go. - No, no. You should go. 119 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,521 Well, you need a break. 120 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,857 - I'll stay with the baby, and you... - Maybe the baby should decide. 121 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,660 Who do you want to stay with you? Daddy or Mommy? 122 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:28,995 Or Daddy? 123 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,597 He wants his mommy. 124 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,565 Okay, we need to talk! 125 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,768 In private. 126 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,270 - Sure. - About what, bud? 127 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,439 About the b-a-b-e-e. 128 00:10:40,40 --> 00:10:41,374 "Y," Tim. 129 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,243 Why? Because he came out of nowhere! 130 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,377 We don't even know him. 131 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,745 How can we trust him? 132 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,681 Come on, he's just a baby. 133 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:53,720 Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks there's something weird about this guy? 134 00:10:56,89 --> 00:10:57,924 - Oopsie! I got it. - Five-second rule. 135 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,332 Tim? 136 00:11:07,67 --> 00:11:09,769 Look at him! He wears a suit! 137 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,605 I know. Isn't it cute? He's like a little man. 138 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,607 He carries a briefcase. 139 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,543 Does no else think that's... 140 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,945 I don't know, a little freaky? 141 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,615 Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like... 142 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,284 This is not about Lam-Lam. 143 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,554 All babies are different, Tim. 144 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,89 And each one is special. 145 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,957 He's taking over the whole house! 146 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,425 Are you taking over the house? 147 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,394 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 148 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,131 Trust me, one day you're gonna get to know this little guy... 149 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,800 and you are gonna love him with all of your heart. 150 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:41,935 Just like we do. 151 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,770 All of your heart? 152 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,477 Never. 153 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,195 Hello! 154 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,999 It's time for my three stories, five hugs, and special song! 155 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,207 How about one story... 156 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,477 three hugs, and my special song? 157 00:12:29,15 --> 00:12:31,217 Just my special song? 158 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,820 Mom? 159 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,522 Dad? 160 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,826 Hey. 161 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,761 What happened to bedtime? 162 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,998 We'll have it on Monday, Mr. Francis. 163 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,0 Don't cry! Don't cry. 164 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,238 Hello? 165 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,283 Hello? No, ma'am, not yet. 166 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,553 No, I'm not making excuses. 167 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,522 Yes, ma'am, I know I've been here a long time. 168 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:12,25 Believe me, it feels like my whole life. 169 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,34 I'm making great progress with the parents already. 170 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:25,572 The usual procedure, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. 171 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,407 They're very disoriented. 172 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,943 I've got them eating out of the palm of my hand. 173 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,379 They do everything for me. 174 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,713 It's hilarious. 175 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,482 But I think the kid might be on to me. 176 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,385 No, I can handle him. 177 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,754 I know how important this mission is to the company. 178 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,155 Mission? 179 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,158 Well, trust me, ma'am. You got the right baby for this job. 180 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,760 Hands up, devil baby! 181 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:47,894 Fart! Poop! Doodie! 182 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,999 I've gotta deal with the k-i-d. 183 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,100 You can talk! 184 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,603 Uh, goo-goo Ga-ga. 185 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,5 No, you can really talk. I heard you! 186 00:14:00,6 --> 00:14:02,75 Fine. I can talk. 187 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,443 Now, let's see if you can listen. 188 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,678 Get me a double espresso... 189 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,746 and see if there's someplace around here with decent sushi. 190 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,983 I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. 191 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,751 Get yourself a little something. 192 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,420 Who are you? 193 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,190 Let's just say I'm the boss. 194 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,593 The boss? You're a baby! You wear a diaper. 195 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,362 You know who else wears diapers? 196 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,964 Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who. 197 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,466 It's called efficiency, Templeton. 198 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:30,437 The average toddler spends, what? 45 hours a year on the potty? 199 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,940 I'm the boss. I don't have that kind of spare time. 200 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,675 Well, you're not the boss of me. 201 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,944 - I am the boss of you. - No, you're not. 202 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,112 - Am, too. - Are not. 203 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,547 - Am, too! - Are not! 204 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,282 - Am, too. - Are not! 205 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,483 - Am, too. - Are not! 206 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,119 Am, too. Am, too. 207 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,320 I was here first. 208 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,556 Just wait until Mom and Dad find out about this. 209 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,25 Oh, yeah? You think they'd pick you over me? 210 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,727 With your track record? 211 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,462 You don't know anything about me. 212 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,399 So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Let's see. 213 00:15:00,33 --> 00:15:02,202 Templeton, Timothy. Middle name.... 214 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,5 I'm sorry. 215 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,6 Leslie! 216 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,874 - Mostly C's... - How do you know all that? 217 00:15:08,41 --> 00:15:10,143 Can't ride a bike without training wheels? 218 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:14,314 Even bears can ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie. 219 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,249 DOB says you're seven. 220 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,684 Seven and a half. 221 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,554 Power nap! You were saying? 222 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,156 I'm seven and a half. 223 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,824 Exactly! You're old. 224 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,927 It's time to make way for the next generation. 225 00:15:28,94 --> 00:15:29,362 It's the way of the world. 226 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,765 You would never ask your parents for an old toy. 227 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,832 Lam-Lam? 228 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,34 Everyone wants the hot, new thing. 229 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,735 Destroy. Destroy. 230 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:38,338 - Lam-Lam! - I've got fresh batteries. 231 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,506 Boom! 232 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,274 Mom and Dad don't even know you. 233 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,709 They love me! 234 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,344 Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid. 235 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,913 There's only so much love to go around. 236 00:15:47,80 --> 00:15:48,948 It's like these beads. 237 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,518 You used to have all your parents' love. 238 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,953 All their time. All their attention. 239 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,189 You had all the beads. 240 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,924 But then I came along. 241 00:15:58,91 --> 00:15:59,959 Babies take up a lot of time. 242 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,563 They need a lot of attention. They get all the love. 243 00:16:04,64 --> 00:16:05,398 We could share. 244 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,801 You obviously didn't go to business school. 245 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,908 Look, Templeton, the numbers just don't add up. 246 00:16:15,75 --> 00:16:17,377 There's not enough love for the two of us. 247 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,713 Not enough beads to go around. 248 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:23,483 And then, all of a sudden, there's no place for Tim. 249 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,151 Tim doesn't fit anymore. 250 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,721 Oh, no! What about Tim? 251 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,294 So keep quiet. Stay out of my way. 252 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,296 Or there's gonna be cutbacks. 253 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,633 You can't be fired from your own family. 254 00:16:46,72 --> 00:16:47,440 Can you? 255 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,496 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 256 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,797 Wake up, little half... 257 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,400 What's the use? 258 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,703 Arise for a nutritious breakfast! 259 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,271 It's 7:00 a.m. 260 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,447 What's wrong, Timothy? 261 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,649 Has that little dwarf made you blue? 262 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:30,950 Mm-hmm. 263 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,753 Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! 264 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,289 He shall not pass! 265 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,791 It's no use, Wizzie. 266 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,793 He's got Mom and Dad completely fooled. 267 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,962 If they knew what I knew, they'd never let him stay. 268 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,800 Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. 269 00:17:47,0 --> 00:17:49,102 With a great curse! 270 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,570 They shall not pass! 271 00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:52,539 Yeah. I need to enlighten them... 272 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,841 with proof! 273 00:17:55,8 --> 00:17:56,543 That's what I need, proof! 274 00:17:57,77 --> 00:17:58,912 Expose his dark magic! 275 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,853 Testing, testing. 276 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,321 Testing, testing. 277 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,992 Maybe they can return him to the store... 278 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,361 and get their money back! 279 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,129 We could buy a bouncy house! 280 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:20,667 Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m. 281 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,141 Ninja. 282 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,511 Ninja. 283 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:44,824 Ninja. 284 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,833 Ninja. 285 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,152 Babies everywhere! They're spreading. 286 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,921 Mom! Dad! What's going on? 287 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,92 It's an invasion! 288 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,562 It's a play date! 289 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,232 That's a keeper. 290 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,35 It's a meeting, and you won't be attending. 291 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,44 We'll see about that. 292 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,681 Thank you all for coming here on such short notice. 293 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,83 Now, before we begin... 294 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:45,885 Yes, sir! 295 00:19:46,86 --> 00:19:47,287 - Sure is! - Affirmative! 296 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,122 Jimbo, run some interference. 297 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,725 Hey! 298 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,427 - We babies are having a crisis! - Oh, no! 299 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,662 - That's awful! - Horrible! 300 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,863 What is it? 301 00:19:57,30 --> 00:19:59,766 It's simpler if I just show you. Teddy, if you please. 302 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,601 Let's put on a show. 303 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,871 Here we go! 304 00:20:05,38 --> 00:20:06,272 Jimbo, hit the lights. 305 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:11,277 You see, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. 306 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,213 Why? Have we been bad? 307 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,280 No, Staci. 308 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,116 But I'll tell you who is. 309 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:19,719 Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies! 310 00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:23,89 No! That's exactly the problem. 311 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,725 Puppies? What's the deal with puppies? 312 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,960 Throughout history... 313 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,364 people have loved babies more than anything in the world. 314 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,166 We've always been a must-have item... 315 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,602 number one on every wish list. 316 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:38,672 Puppies were merely accessories. 317 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,343 But all that changed when the puppies began coming out... 318 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,512 with new designer models. 319 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,281 Each one more adorable than the last. 320 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,250 Remember the Labradoodle? 321 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,584 The Peekapoo? 322 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,654 The Chiweenie? Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling. 323 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,190 Not possible. Don't waste your time. 324 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,59 We all laughed at the Shar Pei. 325 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,961 And now it's number one in China. 326 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,430 - Oh, no. - That's terrible! 327 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,331 - Horrible! - Yes. 328 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,800 And it gets even worse. 329 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,670 Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co, made this announcement. 330 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,238 Teddy, roll the clip. 331 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,407 And we are on schedule... 332 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:18,44 to release the most adorable puppy ever. 333 00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,981 We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! 334 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,450 Watch out, world! 335 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,186 It's gonna crush the competition! 336 00:21:27,53 --> 00:21:28,254 - Yay! - No, Jimbo. 337 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,623 No "Yay"! We are the competition! 338 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,125 This is war. 339 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,728 Puppies are winning, and babies are losing. 340 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:35,695 Thank you, Teddy. 341 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,964 And if this new puppy is as cute as we fear... 342 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,633 it could put the baby business out of business, baby. 343 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,801 That's awful! 344 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:42,869 Bad news, baby! 345 00:21:43,36 --> 00:21:44,404 What are we going to do? 346 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,873 My job is to find out exactly what that new puppy is... 347 00:21:47,40 --> 00:21:48,708 so that Baby Corp can stop it. 348 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,243 And you're going to help me. 349 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,144 - Genius! - Home run! 350 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,278 You still got it, boss! 351 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,179 Yay! 352 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:54,114 Yay. 353 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,149 Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co. 354 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,485 So have you learned anything from them? 355 00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,919 - Yes, sir! - Sure did! 356 00:22:00,86 --> 00:22:01,187 Fantastic. Triplets, go! 357 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,155 - A. - B. 358 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,189 - C. - D. 359 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,592 No, what have you learned about the new puppy? 360 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:06,926 Yay, puppy! 361 00:22:07,93 --> 00:22:08,795 No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil. 362 00:22:08,962 --> 00:22:10,230 Staci, read back the notes. 363 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:12,966 I can't read. What's it say? 364 00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:17,937 This is my team? 365 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,840 A muscle-head, a bunch of yes men, and a doodler? 366 00:22:21,7 --> 00:22:21,808 - Exactly! - Affirmative! 367 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:22,642 Good call. 368 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:23,743 - Oh, yeah! - Nice one, BB! 369 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:24,978 Gotcha! 370 00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:29,215 Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers. 371 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,884 - Let's have another show! - No, Teddy! 372 00:22:31,51 --> 00:22:32,752 - How about a hug? - No more shows! 373 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:33,520 Boss? 374 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,156 - There's plenty of love to go around. - Go to sleep! 375 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,357 Nighty-night. 376 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,358 - Boss! - Boss! 377 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,459 - What? - Parents! 378 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,163 It's like they're having their own little meeting. 379 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,403 - Isn't that adorable? - Who wants dessert? 380 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,639 God, this is so humiliating. 381 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,375 God, this is so humiliating. 382 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,43 Wait until Mom and Dad hear this. 383 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,947 Hey, Templeton, what you got there? 384 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,50 Nothing. 385 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:05,518 Hand over the tape. 386 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:07,787 Never! 387 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,997 Mom! Dad! Over here! 388 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:20,367 - Hi, Timmy! - Hi! Anyway... 389 00:23:23,36 --> 00:23:24,70 Flower power! 390 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,642 You can't get away from Johnny Law, simpleton. 391 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,49 Fasten your seat belt. Let's go! 392 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:42,822 Run, run, run. 393 00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:47,560 What? Hey! 394 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,631 Uh-oh. 395 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:57,804 Run, run, run. 396 00:23:57,971 --> 00:23:59,472 Catch, catch, catch. 397 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:06,880 Yes! 398 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:12,719 Oh, yeah! 399 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,158 Let go, you little... 400 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,427 Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along. 401 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,928 That's nice. 402 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:38,878 Sayonara! 403 00:24:42,282 --> 00:24:43,283 You wanna play? 404 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:44,818 Let's play. 405 00:24:50,23 --> 00:24:51,591 No! 406 00:24:53,93 --> 00:24:54,127 Save Boss! Save Boss! 407 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:58,598 - Get him! - I got him! 408 00:24:58,765 --> 00:24:59,766 - I got him! - I got him! 409 00:25:06,473 --> 00:25:08,74 You're toast, baby man! 410 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:10,243 Upsies, I need upsies! 411 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,315 Who wants... 412 00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:16,583 Cheese sticks! 413 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,822 Mom, Dad! I've got proof! 414 00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:31,364 Someone can't go down the stairs? 415 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,901 Nothing can stop me! 416 00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:47,47 Mom! Dad! Where are you guys? 417 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,181 Hello? 418 00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:49,749 Where did everyone go? 419 00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:52,686 Mom, Dad! The baby can talk! 420 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:54,521 Oh, can he now? 421 00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:55,955 Wait, how did you... 422 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,323 Hand over the tape, Timmy. 423 00:25:57,490 --> 00:25:58,958 Or Lam-Lam gets it, see? 424 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:00,794 No! 425 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,229 What's that, Lam-Lam? You want a nose ring? 426 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:06,266 It's really not my scene, but who am I to judge? 427 00:26:07,33 --> 00:26:10,470 And an eyebrow ring? Seems like a little too much, Lam-Lam. 428 00:26:11,4 --> 00:26:12,872 How's that gonna look in a job interview? 429 00:26:13,39 --> 00:26:13,873 Stop it! 430 00:26:14,40 --> 00:26:15,942 The tape, Timmy! Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip. 431 00:26:16,109 --> 00:26:17,243 No! Let go! 432 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,378 - You let go! - You let go! 433 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:19,879 - Give me the tape! - Give me Lam-Lam! 434 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:24,951 Whoops! Too far. 435 00:26:25,352 --> 00:26:27,87 Templeton! Templeton, let's be reasonable. 436 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,122 We can be reasonable, right? What are you doing? 437 00:26:29,289 --> 00:26:31,224 You've been asking for this since you got here! 438 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:33,126 We can talk about this over a juice box! 439 00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:34,828 Time for juice boxes is over. 440 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,297 No, Templeton. You wouldn't. 441 00:26:37,464 --> 00:26:39,599 Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired! 442 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:40,500 What are you doing? 443 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:41,668 Nothing. 444 00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:46,840 My proof! 445 00:26:47,40 --> 00:26:48,675 Tim! Explain yourself! 446 00:26:48,842 --> 00:26:49,943 Yes, explain yourself. 447 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,745 It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault. 448 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,46 The baby's fault? 449 00:26:53,213 --> 00:26:54,948 It's true! He can talk. 450 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,751 They all can talk. They were having a meeting. 451 00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,52 There's something about puppies. 452 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,354 It's one big baby con-spy-racy! 453 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:03,189 Timothy Leslie Templeton! 454 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:04,824 We are very disappointed in you. 455 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:07,360 - No, we're mad at you! - Exactly, we're mad at you. 456 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,129 - Mad? - You need a time-out! 457 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,997 - You're grounded! - Yes, grounded! 458 00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:12,165 - For two... - Three! 459 00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:13,366 - Three days? - Weeks! 460 00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:14,734 Weeks! Three weeks! 461 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,736 For three... evers! 462 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:17,671 Grounded? 463 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:20,573 You're gonna stay in this house with your baby brother... 464 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:23,43 until you learn to get along. 465 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,311 Great. 466 00:27:27,614 --> 00:27:30,483 It was my first time behind bars. 467 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,318 The big house. 468 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:33,787 The lock-up. 469 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:36,22 Grounded for life. 470 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:40,226 The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days. 471 00:27:40,393 --> 00:27:42,228 Every man has his breaking point. 472 00:27:42,896 --> 00:27:44,264 This was mine. 473 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,868 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 474 00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:53,73 - Take these broken wings and learn to fly - Hey, that's my song. 475 00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:56,9 All your life 476 00:27:56,843 --> 00:28:01,47 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 477 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:03,583 It's okay, little halfling. 478 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,353 Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 479 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,924 Blackbird singing in the dead of night! 480 00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:15,595 Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! 481 00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:17,364 Fly, you fools! 482 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,631 Thanks, Wizzie. 483 00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:21,34 But it's not the same. 484 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,837 If only I could reach my magical shank. 485 00:28:24,4 --> 00:28:26,473 I could break us out of this big house. 486 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,143 Templeton! 487 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:40,120 Templeton, we have to talk. 488 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,321 Go away. 489 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,63 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 490 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:52,799 Stop it! 491 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,567 That's my song, not yours. 492 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,503 My parents wrote it just for me. 493 00:28:56,670 --> 00:28:58,972 Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney? 494 00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:01,341 No, Ted and Janice. 495 00:29:01,508 --> 00:29:02,842 You don't even know their names! 496 00:29:03,9 --> 00:29:04,544 You're just trying to steal them from me. 497 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:05,945 You stole everything! 498 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:07,781 You're the one who should be in jail! 499 00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:11,885 Look, it's time we put our differences aside. 500 00:29:15,288 --> 00:29:16,222 Have you been... 501 00:29:16,456 --> 00:29:17,424 No! 502 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:20,960 Where's HR when you need them? 503 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:50,957 Take it. 504 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:52,826 I don't want your filthy money. 505 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:55,161 Look, I told you to stay out of my way. 506 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:57,163 I can't! You're in my house. 507 00:29:57,330 --> 00:29:58,465 I don't wanna be here... 508 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,266 any more than you want me to be here. 509 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,302 Then why are you torturing me? 510 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,938 The truth is I'm no ordinary baby. 511 00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:06,6 Well, no kidding. 512 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,712 You see, I'm more middle management for the company. 513 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:14,848 The company? What company? 514 00:30:15,15 --> 00:30:15,982 Here. 515 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,918 Take this. It'll explain everything. 516 00:30:19,85 --> 00:30:20,687 What do you want me to do with that? 517 00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:24,224 - I want you to suck it. - You suck it! 518 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:25,258 No, it's for you to suck. 519 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:26,393 I'm not sucking that! 520 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:28,61 - Suck it. - I don't know where it's been! 521 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:31,97 It's not where it's been. It's where it will take you. 522 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:32,265 Don't you wanna know... 523 00:30:32,432 --> 00:30:34,334 where babies really come from? 524 00:30:35,602 --> 00:30:38,338 Binky. Papish. Nuk-Nuk. 525 00:30:38,471 --> 00:30:40,674 Boo-Boo. Bo-Bo. Bah-Bah. 526 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,143 Chupie. Hushie-Baby. Tootsie. 527 00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:45,378 It goes by many names. 528 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:48,481 But through its power, you will know the truth. 529 00:30:55,488 --> 00:30:56,389 Come on, faster! 530 00:31:03,763 --> 00:31:04,597 Mommy! 531 00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:19,679 Where are we? 532 00:31:19,846 --> 00:31:22,215 Welcome to Baby Corp! 533 00:31:28,421 --> 00:31:29,589 No way. 534 00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:33,26 - Thank you. - What? 535 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:37,197 Relax. They can't see us or hear us. 536 00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:39,265 - We're, like, virtual and stuff? - Yep. 537 00:31:39,432 --> 00:31:41,34 - You mean they won't feel this? - Nope. 538 00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:42,369 - Or this? - Nada. 539 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:43,470 Karate! 540 00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:47,240 Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton. I can still see you. 541 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,342 So this is where babies come from? 542 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:51,611 Where'd you think, the cabbage patch? 543 00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:52,712 Magic fairies? 544 00:31:52,879 --> 00:31:54,914 No, my parents told me that... 545 00:31:56,82 --> 00:31:57,283 What? 546 00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:59,486 No. That's disgusting. 547 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:01,888 Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either. 548 00:32:02,822 --> 00:32:05,125 I can't believe my parents didn't tell me about this. 549 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:08,561 If people knew where babies really came from, they'd never have one. 550 00:32:08,728 --> 00:32:10,430 Same thing with hot dogs, by the way. 551 00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:11,998 Going upsies! 552 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,68 So how come I don't remember this place? 553 00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:16,69 You did. 554 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:18,471 But after normal babies get their pacifiers taken away... 555 00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:20,607 you forget all about Baby Corp. 556 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,75 How come you're not normal? 557 00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:24,477 A few of us, the best of the best... 558 00:32:24,644 --> 00:32:26,246 are selected for the... 559 00:32:28,915 --> 00:32:30,684 For the ultimate honor. 560 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:33,286 Upper management. 561 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:36,923 This, Templeton, is where all the action is. 562 00:32:37,90 --> 00:32:39,459 Nap time in Sector G. 563 00:32:40,193 --> 00:32:41,995 So this whole place is run by babies? 564 00:32:42,195 --> 00:32:43,129 Yep. 565 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:45,432 My Dad says, "Those who can, do." 566 00:32:45,598 --> 00:32:47,33 "And those who can't, supervise." 567 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:48,501 Your father is a hippy. 568 00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:51,638 What happens when you grow up? 569 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:52,639 We don't. 570 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:56,109 We drink a super-secret baby formula that keeps us babies forever. 571 00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:00,447 Back to work! Formula break is over! 572 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,48 We're in a crisis here! 573 00:33:02,215 --> 00:33:03,717 Don't you know we're in a crisis here? 574 00:33:03,883 --> 00:33:04,784 Who is that? 575 00:33:04,951 --> 00:33:07,520 That is my boss. Big Boss Baby. 576 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:09,656 What is she screaming about? 577 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:11,224 Well, see this pie chart? 578 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,693 Wow, it looks like a giant pie. 579 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:16,329 It represents all the love there is in the world. 580 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:17,731 - I love pie. - Who doesn't? 581 00:33:17,897 --> 00:33:18,732 - Apple. - Fine. 582 00:33:18,898 --> 00:33:19,799 - No, cherry! - Perfect! 583 00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:20,834 - Not pumpkin. - Okay. 584 00:33:21,0 --> 00:33:21,801 That's a vegetable. 585 00:33:21,968 --> 00:33:25,572 Point is, the puppies' slice is getting bigger and bigger. 586 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:28,341 They're stealing all our love! 587 00:33:29,42 --> 00:33:30,477 Just like you did to me. 588 00:33:30,643 --> 00:33:31,644 Exactly. 589 00:33:32,78 --> 00:33:33,847 And if this keeps up... 590 00:33:34,14 --> 00:33:36,516 there might not be enough pie left for babies. 591 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:37,650 No pie? 592 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:39,486 No pie. 593 00:33:48,94 --> 00:33:51,998 So, my mission is to find out what this new puppy is. 594 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:54,167 So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool! 595 00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:57,3 Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed... 596 00:33:57,170 --> 00:33:59,572 I'll become a Baby Corp legend. 597 00:33:59,739 --> 00:34:02,375 Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby... 598 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:04,344 Seriously Big Boss Baby... 599 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,112 and him. 600 00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:08,848 Now that's a big, fat baby. 601 00:34:09,616 --> 00:34:11,451 No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby. 602 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:15,355 This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby. 603 00:34:15,522 --> 00:34:18,892 He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant in the history of the company. 604 00:34:19,59 --> 00:34:20,727 Was? What happened to him? 605 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:22,529 Retired, years ago. 606 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:24,731 But I still try and live up to his legend. 607 00:34:24,898 --> 00:34:26,566 In every situation, I ask myself... 608 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:28,735 "W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D? 609 00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:32,38 "What Would Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby Do?" 610 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:35,608 So that's all you get? Your picture on the wall? 611 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:37,43 Come here! 612 00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:38,812 I'll get a promotion. 613 00:34:38,978 --> 00:34:40,914 The corner office... 614 00:34:41,81 --> 00:34:42,916 with my own private potty. 615 00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:44,484 Wow. 616 00:34:44,651 --> 00:34:47,87 So when you're done, you're coming back here? 617 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:48,822 A-S-A-P, T-i-m. 618 00:34:48,955 --> 00:34:51,558 I'm not a family man. I belong behind a desk. 619 00:34:51,725 --> 00:34:53,560 - That's awesome! - I know, right? 620 00:34:55,95 --> 00:34:56,229 - Pew pew. - What? 621 00:34:56,396 --> 00:34:59,933 So help me, I will nail his diaper to the wall! 622 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,235 Have we heard anything from that little Boss Baby... 623 00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:03,937 that we sent down to the Templetons? 624 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,638 - I don't know. - You're fired! 625 00:35:05,805 --> 00:35:06,606 Oh, no. 626 00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:07,907 You're all fired! 627 00:35:08,74 --> 00:35:09,909 The pet convention is in two days. 628 00:35:10,76 --> 00:35:11,611 If he doesn't come up with answers... 629 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,313 he is fired, retired! 630 00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:15,248 - Gone! - Tour's over. 631 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:19,619 What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about? 632 00:35:19,753 --> 00:35:21,988 She's demanding actual results. 633 00:35:22,155 --> 00:35:25,91 The pet convention is in two days, and I've got nothing! 634 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,128 That's her! Don't answer it! 635 00:35:35,602 --> 00:35:36,603 Stress nap! 636 00:35:39,873 --> 00:35:42,175 If I don't find out what that new puppy is and fast... 637 00:35:42,342 --> 00:35:43,977 not only will I not get that promotion... 638 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:45,345 I could get fired! 639 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:48,114 Hey, relax. 640 00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:50,483 I'm sure there's other cool jobs for babies, right? 641 00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:52,819 Meanwhile, two days goes by like that. 642 00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:54,54 You better start packing. 643 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:54,888 What? 644 00:35:56,256 --> 00:35:57,657 You don't get it, Templeton. 645 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:00,326 If I'm fired, they'll take away my formula. 646 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:02,395 I will turn into a normal baby... 647 00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:04,330 and live here forever with you. 648 00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:05,765 - No! - Yes! 649 00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:07,634 And I promise you this... 650 00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:10,236 Every morning you wake up... 651 00:36:10,403 --> 00:36:11,971 I'll be there. 652 00:36:13,773 --> 00:36:15,241 Every night, at dinner... 653 00:36:15,642 --> 00:36:17,277 I'll be there. 654 00:36:17,444 --> 00:36:19,112 Every birthday party... 655 00:36:19,279 --> 00:36:21,281 I'll be there. 656 00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:22,916 Every Christmas! 657 00:36:23,83 --> 00:36:24,250 I'll be there 658 00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:26,953 Year after year after year. 659 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,955 We will grow old together. 660 00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:34,394 You and I... 661 00:36:39,165 --> 00:36:41,67 will be brothers. 662 00:36:41,801 --> 00:36:42,669 Always. 663 00:36:42,836 --> 00:36:44,904 - No. No, this is terrible! - I know. 664 00:36:45,71 --> 00:36:46,773 - This can't be happening. - But it is! 665 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:48,8 - You can't stay here! - I can't! 666 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,809 - Don't panic! - But it feels right! 667 00:36:49,976 --> 00:36:51,811 I know, but we have to fix this. 668 00:36:52,512 --> 00:36:54,514 We have to make sure you don't get fired. 669 00:36:54,681 --> 00:36:55,348 We? 670 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:57,50 We. 671 00:36:57,217 --> 00:36:58,485 I will help you... 672 00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:00,887 but just to get rid of you. 673 00:37:01,54 --> 00:37:02,288 Deal? 674 00:37:04,157 --> 00:37:04,991 Deal. 675 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:06,793 Here's to never seeing you again. 676 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,461 Back at ya, baby. 677 00:37:11,631 --> 00:37:13,333 Now let's get to work. 678 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,35 Come on, come on, come on. 679 00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:16,369 Slice! 680 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:17,971 No, no. 681 00:37:18,872 --> 00:37:21,41 There's nothing here about a new puppy. 682 00:37:21,207 --> 00:37:22,575 Aren't you gonna do any work? 683 00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:24,44 I'm very busy delegating. 684 00:37:24,978 --> 00:37:25,945 He drains it! 685 00:37:27,781 --> 00:37:29,616 So once we find the file on the new puppy... 686 00:37:29,783 --> 00:37:30,750 what do we do then? 687 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:32,485 Send in the baby ninjas? 688 00:37:32,652 --> 00:37:33,653 Even better. 689 00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,555 I'm going to write the perfect memo. 690 00:37:35,722 --> 00:37:36,923 - Boom! - Boom! 691 00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:39,359 Wait. What's a memo? 692 00:37:39,526 --> 00:37:42,762 A memo is something you write to give people information. 693 00:37:42,962 --> 00:37:45,398 That's your plan? You're gonna write a book report? 694 00:37:45,565 --> 00:37:47,233 That's so boring. 695 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,635 No, Templeton. 696 00:37:48,835 --> 00:37:51,404 Memos are for important things. 697 00:37:51,571 --> 00:37:54,7 A memo can bring people together. 698 00:37:54,174 --> 00:37:56,676 A memo can be a call to arms... 699 00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:59,379 a manifesto, a poem. 700 00:37:59,579 --> 00:38:02,282 A memo can change the world. 701 00:38:03,183 --> 00:38:06,52 Wow! When you explain it like that... 702 00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:07,854 it still sounds boring. 703 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,856 You'll learn, kid. 704 00:38:10,23 --> 00:38:10,990 You'll learn. 705 00:38:11,391 --> 00:38:13,360 Wait a second. This is it! 706 00:38:13,526 --> 00:38:14,861 What? What is it? 707 00:38:14,994 --> 00:38:17,430 Check this out. Take Your Kid to Work Day. 708 00:38:18,598 --> 00:38:22,135 People take children to a place of business? Why? 709 00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:23,703 Because it's awesome! 710 00:38:23,903 --> 00:38:25,839 It's disgusting. 711 00:38:26,6 --> 00:38:28,141 Don't you see? We can get inside Puppy Co... 712 00:38:28,274 --> 00:38:29,843 and find out what the new puppy is! 713 00:38:32,12 --> 00:38:32,979 What's the point? 714 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:34,547 You're grounded. 715 00:38:34,781 --> 00:38:36,816 Your parents aren't going to take us anywhere. 716 00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:40,320 You're right. They think we hate each other. 717 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,122 Hate is a strong word. 718 00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:43,757 It's the right word, but still. 719 00:38:44,524 --> 00:38:47,794 We have to convince them that we're actual brothers. 720 00:38:48,94 --> 00:38:48,828 Right. 721 00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,563 That we... 722 00:38:50,930 --> 00:38:51,931 Loathe? 723 00:38:52,98 --> 00:38:53,66 No. 724 00:38:53,299 --> 00:38:54,100 Like! 725 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:55,568 No. That we... 726 00:38:56,703 --> 00:38:59,472 La, la, la... 727 00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:00,907 Le, Le, Le... 728 00:39:02,876 --> 00:39:03,910 No. 729 00:39:04,77 --> 00:39:06,446 No way. No. You don't mean... 730 00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:08,615 Love each other. 731 00:39:10,784 --> 00:39:12,919 I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it. 732 00:39:14,20 --> 00:39:15,321 - Here comes the choo-choo train! - No. 733 00:39:15,488 --> 00:39:16,489 - Choo, choo, chugga, chugga. - No choo-choo! 734 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:19,592 Hold the train! No! It looks like it's already been eaten! 735 00:39:19,759 --> 00:39:21,194 Who's there? I got a racket! 736 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:22,629 What's going on in here? 737 00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:24,431 I'm just feeding the baby. 738 00:39:26,332 --> 00:39:27,567 They're watching. 739 00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:29,869 Choo-choo. 740 00:39:31,838 --> 00:39:33,840 Okay. 741 00:39:38,278 --> 00:39:39,612 - What have you done to me? - Stop! 742 00:39:39,779 --> 00:39:41,114 - Get back here! - No! 743 00:39:41,681 --> 00:39:42,682 No way. 744 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:44,751 Come on! 745 00:39:45,685 --> 00:39:47,420 Tim, what are you doing in here? 746 00:39:47,587 --> 00:39:48,555 Oh, no. 747 00:39:48,722 --> 00:39:49,756 Hey, what's all the racket? 748 00:39:51,591 --> 00:39:53,26 Isn't he adorable? 749 00:39:53,993 --> 00:39:57,197 I've got one for you, too! Ahoy, matey! 750 00:39:57,364 --> 00:39:58,198 What? 751 00:39:58,365 --> 00:39:59,99 Bummer. 752 00:39:59,299 --> 00:40:00,333 Smile! 753 00:40:02,335 --> 00:40:04,70 Smile for the camera. 754 00:40:04,237 --> 00:40:05,972 It makes me feel weak. 755 00:40:06,139 --> 00:40:08,174 - Who's ticklish? - It doesn't work on me. 756 00:40:08,308 --> 00:40:09,442 - Here? - I'm dead down there. 757 00:40:09,609 --> 00:40:11,344 Come on, everyone has a tickle spot. 758 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,715 "'I don't think I'll fit,' said Gretel." 759 00:40:16,316 --> 00:40:18,451 Come here, look at this. 760 00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:20,620 "'I could get in myself.' 761 00:40:20,787 --> 00:40:22,389 "And then, Hansel and Gretel... 762 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:25,25 "pushed the wicked old woman into the oven. 763 00:40:25,191 --> 00:40:28,762 "And the godless witch was miserably burnt to death." 764 00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:35,568 Let me get this straight. 765 00:40:35,735 --> 00:40:38,838 The story is about cannibalism and burning people alive. 766 00:40:39,5 --> 00:40:39,739 Yeah. 767 00:40:39,939 --> 00:40:41,975 No wonder kids are so messed up! 768 00:40:42,175 --> 00:40:44,310 Getting along is exhausting. 769 00:40:44,477 --> 00:40:45,378 Back at ya, Tim. 770 00:40:45,578 --> 00:40:47,547 You should have seen your face in that picture. 771 00:40:47,714 --> 00:40:48,748 You were all... 772 00:40:50,550 --> 00:40:52,152 I'm not used to being tickled. 773 00:40:52,318 --> 00:40:54,921 Once at a corporate retreat. But those things always get weird. 774 00:40:55,88 --> 00:40:58,358 What? You've never been tickled? What about your parents? 775 00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:02,328 I'm sorry. I forgot. 776 00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:05,365 You didn't have parents, did you? 777 00:41:05,565 --> 00:41:07,934 Tim, I may look like a baby... 778 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:10,437 but I was born all grown up. 779 00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:14,307 I can't even imagine not being a kid. 780 00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,676 You missed out on your whole childhood? 781 00:41:19,79 --> 00:41:21,348 You never had someone to love you? 782 00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,653 You can't miss what you never had. 783 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:54,80 Wake up, little halflings! 784 00:41:54,247 --> 00:41:55,982 Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy. 785 00:41:56,149 --> 00:41:57,917 - What? - Rise and shine! 786 00:41:58,84 --> 00:41:59,452 Is something wrong? Am I fired? 787 00:42:00,20 --> 00:42:01,421 No, you're late for work. 788 00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:02,422 What? 789 00:42:02,589 --> 00:42:04,657 It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! And you're the kid. 790 00:42:04,858 --> 00:42:06,593 You're officially un-grounded. 791 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,128 - Really? - Really. 792 00:42:08,762 --> 00:42:09,963 Can the baby come, too? 793 00:42:10,130 --> 00:42:11,264 I don't see why not. 794 00:42:11,431 --> 00:42:13,767 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 795 00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:15,268 Yeah! 796 00:42:15,435 --> 00:42:17,37 I wish I was that excited for work. 797 00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:18,605 Look, it's my spatula. 798 00:42:44,464 --> 00:42:45,732 Yeah, baby. 799 00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:54,74 All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Puppy Co. 800 00:43:06,252 --> 00:43:08,121 Wow! This is awesome! 801 00:43:08,288 --> 00:43:09,122 And Tim, look! 802 00:43:09,989 --> 00:43:11,691 They have a puppy pool and everything! 803 00:43:11,858 --> 00:43:13,93 Isn't that sanitary? 804 00:43:13,259 --> 00:43:15,662 Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture with Puppy Co Pete? 805 00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:22,936 No, thanks. It's probably too scary for the baby. 806 00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:23,970 Nice call. 807 00:43:26,506 --> 00:43:28,608 Your dad and I have some work to do. 808 00:43:28,775 --> 00:43:31,144 You wanna come up to the office and hang out with us? 809 00:43:31,311 --> 00:43:33,146 We'll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone... 810 00:43:33,313 --> 00:43:35,115 while we have a little Tim time. 811 00:43:35,548 --> 00:43:36,516 Tim time? 812 00:43:36,683 --> 00:43:40,53 Dad and I know we haven't been able to do as much with you as we used to. 813 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:41,821 So, what do you say? 814 00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:51,698 No, thanks. 815 00:43:51,865 --> 00:43:53,533 I'd rather spend time with the baby. 816 00:43:54,934 --> 00:43:56,269 - So cute. - That's so sweet. 817 00:43:59,606 --> 00:44:01,441 Way to keep your eyes on the prize, Templeton. 818 00:44:01,608 --> 00:44:04,210 We find out what the new puppy is, and I go home. 819 00:44:05,11 --> 00:44:06,813 You guys stay in the Puppy Zone, okay? 820 00:44:07,147 --> 00:44:08,481 Okay, bye! 821 00:44:28,168 --> 00:44:30,370 That's where we'll find the secret file on the new puppy. 822 00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:31,971 We'll never get through that door. 823 00:44:32,138 --> 00:44:33,540 No, not that door. 824 00:44:35,75 --> 00:44:36,176 The doggy door. 825 00:44:37,577 --> 00:44:39,546 But how do we get past the guard? 826 00:44:43,550 --> 00:44:45,885 No, no, no. No way. 827 00:44:46,52 --> 00:44:46,886 No! 828 00:44:49,222 --> 00:44:51,691 Itchy, plushy, puppy pants! 829 00:44:55,228 --> 00:44:56,363 What a cute, little pup... 830 00:44:56,529 --> 00:44:57,530 Ow! 831 00:44:58,365 --> 00:44:59,199 Yay! 832 00:44:59,366 --> 00:45:00,367 Kids. 833 00:45:01,234 --> 00:45:02,535 Get down. 834 00:45:06,406 --> 00:45:08,208 All the way down. 835 00:45:10,10 --> 00:45:12,912 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 836 00:45:19,52 --> 00:45:20,53 Arf! 837 00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:28,261 Hey! 838 00:45:32,98 --> 00:45:33,133 Fetch! 839 00:45:35,68 --> 00:45:36,736 What am I doing? 840 00:45:38,204 --> 00:45:38,972 Oh, no! 841 00:45:52,85 --> 00:45:53,86 Yes! 842 00:45:56,89 --> 00:45:57,90 What a good boy. 843 00:45:57,657 --> 00:45:58,992 No. No biting. 844 00:46:01,795 --> 00:46:04,264 Timothy Templeton, office ninja. 845 00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:07,434 - Over here. - What is it? 846 00:46:08,435 --> 00:46:09,736 It's gotta be in here. 847 00:46:11,271 --> 00:46:12,739 It's begging us to go in. 848 00:46:17,243 --> 00:46:18,144 Wow. 849 00:46:18,311 --> 00:46:20,180 That's a lot of paperwork. 850 00:46:20,747 --> 00:46:22,615 I thought puppies shredded everything. 851 00:46:26,986 --> 00:46:28,655 This is getting creepy. 852 00:46:28,855 --> 00:46:30,423 I've come for your soul. 853 00:46:30,590 --> 00:46:31,458 Cut it out! 854 00:46:31,624 --> 00:46:32,826 Wait! 855 00:46:34,27 --> 00:46:35,161 That's it! 856 00:46:35,328 --> 00:46:36,262 The file! 857 00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:38,98 See! I was right. 858 00:46:39,99 --> 00:46:41,935 No. I've seen this before somewhere. 859 00:46:42,102 --> 00:46:44,137 We've gotta find something to replace it with. 860 00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:46,172 You're right. Like another file. 861 00:46:46,373 --> 00:46:47,807 Yes! A file with the same weight. 862 00:46:47,974 --> 00:46:50,210 So it can be placed in the exact same position. 863 00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:52,512 - With the exact same weight. - You already said that. 864 00:46:52,645 --> 00:46:55,348 I know I said it. Hey, you hit me twice. 865 00:46:55,515 --> 00:46:57,217 Make it a third time. Wait! 866 00:46:57,384 --> 00:46:58,952 I think I've seen one here. 867 00:47:01,221 --> 00:47:03,623 Smead manila, pressboard edges. 868 00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:06,26 About 50 ounces. No, 49. 869 00:47:06,192 --> 00:47:07,127 Try this one. 870 00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:08,661 Wait! 871 00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:13,867 Now it's perfect. 872 00:47:25,912 --> 00:47:26,880 Yes! 873 00:47:44,497 --> 00:47:46,66 I feel like we should run. 874 00:47:46,232 --> 00:47:48,935 I know, but it's just so mesmerizing. 875 00:47:50,537 --> 00:47:52,5 I kind of wanna see how it ends. 876 00:47:52,172 --> 00:47:53,73 Yeah, me too. 877 00:48:00,613 --> 00:48:02,215 Well, that didn't end well. 878 00:48:04,984 --> 00:48:06,119 What? 879 00:48:11,424 --> 00:48:12,292 What the...? 880 00:48:15,929 --> 00:48:17,764 Thanks for dropping in, kids. 881 00:48:17,931 --> 00:48:19,366 Francis Francis? 882 00:48:19,532 --> 00:48:21,835 I see you've met my big brother, Eugene. 883 00:48:22,68 --> 00:48:23,570 A man of few words. 884 00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:25,572 None, in fact. 885 00:48:25,739 --> 00:48:28,208 Can you put your head back on, please? 886 00:48:29,576 --> 00:48:30,944 What is all this? 887 00:48:32,112 --> 00:48:33,380 Surprise! 888 00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:36,249 A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that? 889 00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:38,818 You don't recognize me? 890 00:48:38,985 --> 00:48:41,821 Perhaps from my youth! 891 00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:47,727 Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby? 892 00:48:49,95 --> 00:48:51,931 He is him? And him is you? 893 00:48:52,98 --> 00:48:54,934 Except older and wrinklier. 894 00:48:57,504 --> 00:48:58,738 That's not right. 895 00:48:58,905 --> 00:49:00,907 No. You were my hero! 896 00:49:01,107 --> 00:49:02,809 How did you end up here? 897 00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:06,646 You know what I do to little kids who ask lots of questions about me? 898 00:49:06,813 --> 00:49:08,81 Eugene! 899 00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:15,822 I read them my story. 900 00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:19,292 And, I baked cookies! 901 00:49:20,493 --> 00:49:22,28 Eugene, my chair. 902 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:26,866 Now, it all started at Baby Corp... 903 00:49:27,33 --> 00:49:29,469 a long, long time ago. 904 00:49:29,602 --> 00:49:31,938 I was a hotshot executive... 905 00:49:32,105 --> 00:49:33,807 headed straight to the top. 906 00:49:33,973 --> 00:49:36,276 Everyone loved me. 907 00:49:36,443 --> 00:49:38,778 They gave me a promotion, the corner office... 908 00:49:38,945 --> 00:49:40,280 my very own... 909 00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:41,514 Personal potty? 910 00:49:42,449 --> 00:49:44,484 I had it all. 911 00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:45,652 But then one day... 912 00:49:46,19 --> 00:49:47,987 I made a terrible discovery. 913 00:49:48,154 --> 00:49:50,357 I was getting old. 914 00:49:50,523 --> 00:49:52,292 The formula wasn't working anymore. 915 00:49:52,459 --> 00:49:55,662 It turns out I was lactose intolerant. 916 00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:56,996 - No! - Yes! 917 00:49:57,163 --> 00:50:00,133 I got called in to see the board of directors. 918 00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:01,701 Who are the boring directors? 919 00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:04,304 The biggest baby bosses of them all. 920 00:50:04,471 --> 00:50:06,172 I thought they loved me. 921 00:50:06,339 --> 00:50:08,975 But they replaced me with someone new. 922 00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:11,177 Someone younger. 923 00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:12,645 That's horrible. 924 00:50:12,812 --> 00:50:15,548 All of a sudden, she got all the love... 925 00:50:15,715 --> 00:50:17,384 all the attention. 926 00:50:17,550 --> 00:50:20,387 You know how that feels, don't you, Tim? 927 00:50:20,553 --> 00:50:22,355 It hurts, doesn't it? 928 00:50:23,390 --> 00:50:25,592 Yeah. It does. 929 00:50:28,294 --> 00:50:29,763 And then what happened? 930 00:50:30,463 --> 00:50:31,464 Well... 931 00:50:31,865 --> 00:50:33,199 They fired me! 932 00:50:33,767 --> 00:50:36,469 And took away my special formula. 933 00:50:36,603 --> 00:50:39,539 Then they sent me down to live with a... 934 00:50:40,273 --> 00:50:41,908 - family! - Oh, Francis, no! 935 00:50:42,75 --> 00:50:43,743 Baby Corp betrayed me! 936 00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:47,247 And I'm finally going to get revenge... 937 00:50:48,248 --> 00:50:50,483 with the Forever Puppy. 938 00:50:50,650 --> 00:50:51,818 - Huh? - That's it? 939 00:50:51,985 --> 00:50:52,919 No, no. 940 00:50:53,86 --> 00:50:55,255 Imagine a puppy that never grows up. 941 00:50:55,455 --> 00:50:59,125 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 942 00:50:59,325 --> 00:51:02,729 Once I launch my Forever Puppies to every corner of the world... 943 00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:04,431 they'll be so adorable... 944 00:51:04,564 --> 00:51:05,899 How cute! 945 00:51:06,99 --> 00:51:10,770 ...no one will ever want a baby ever, ever again. 946 00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:13,740 The end of Baby Corp! 947 00:51:17,811 --> 00:51:18,978 Please. 948 00:51:19,145 --> 00:51:21,948 A puppy that never grows up? That's impossible! 949 00:51:22,582 --> 00:51:23,483 Isn't it? 950 00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:28,455 It was, until you brought me the key ingredient. 951 00:51:31,424 --> 00:51:33,293 My secret formula. 952 00:51:33,493 --> 00:51:35,261 It's mine! It's mine! 953 00:51:35,462 --> 00:51:37,263 It's all mine. 954 00:51:37,464 --> 00:51:38,98 No! 955 00:51:38,264 --> 00:51:41,968 You brought me the very thing I needed to destroy Baby Corp. 956 00:51:42,135 --> 00:51:43,503 - No! - Yes! 957 00:51:43,937 --> 00:51:45,672 You walked right into my trap! 958 00:51:45,805 --> 00:51:47,640 - You'll never get away with this! - Yeah, not if we... 959 00:51:47,807 --> 00:51:49,309 What? Tell? 960 00:51:49,476 --> 00:51:51,644 Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents? 961 00:51:51,811 --> 00:51:52,812 Where are the boys? 962 00:51:53,13 --> 00:51:54,647 I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone. 963 00:51:54,814 --> 00:51:56,983 I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas. 964 00:51:57,150 --> 00:51:59,119 So stay out of my way. 965 00:51:59,285 --> 00:52:02,856 I'd hate for them to get terminated. 966 00:52:03,456 --> 00:52:04,858 They'd never leave us alone. 967 00:52:05,25 --> 00:52:06,59 Oh, really? 968 00:52:08,28 --> 00:52:10,463 Wait until they meet Puppy Co's certified... 969 00:52:10,663 --> 00:52:13,800 in-house childcare expert. 970 00:52:17,537 --> 00:52:18,905 Oh, no. 971 00:52:21,975 --> 00:52:24,144 - Don't be nervous, buddy. - It's only overnight. 972 00:52:24,344 --> 00:52:25,645 We'll be back before you know it. 973 00:52:25,812 --> 00:52:27,881 Besides, you boys are in great hands. 974 00:52:31,484 --> 00:52:32,686 That's right! 975 00:52:32,852 --> 00:52:36,389 Eugenia is practically perfect in every way. 976 00:52:36,523 --> 00:52:37,323 No. 977 00:52:37,490 --> 00:52:40,326 Please don't go with him. Francis Francis is trying to... 978 00:52:40,493 --> 00:52:41,661 Believe me... 979 00:52:41,861 --> 00:52:44,497 Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children. 980 00:52:44,664 --> 00:52:46,733 Not for one second. 981 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,568 That's very reassuring. 982 00:52:49,102 --> 00:52:51,4 Now you see them. 983 00:52:51,604 --> 00:52:53,773 And now, you don't. 984 00:52:56,9 --> 00:52:57,43 Too-da-loo! 985 00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:00,680 To the airport! 986 00:53:13,393 --> 00:53:15,462 It's over. I'm through. 987 00:53:15,628 --> 00:53:16,730 What do we do, Templeton? 988 00:53:16,896 --> 00:53:17,764 What do we do? 989 00:53:17,964 --> 00:53:20,333 We have to get to the airport and stop Francis Francis... 990 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:21,935 before the plane takes off! 991 00:53:22,102 --> 00:53:24,904 Yes! But how do we get past Scary Poppins down there? 992 00:53:25,71 --> 00:53:26,940 Okay. There must be something we can do. 993 00:53:34,914 --> 00:53:36,249 Hey, it's not that bad. 994 00:53:38,952 --> 00:53:39,853 Are you okay? 995 00:53:43,189 --> 00:53:44,324 What's the matter with you? 996 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:48,595 Don't look at me! 997 00:53:49,763 --> 00:53:50,463 Oh, no! 998 00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:52,732 Without that formula, I turn into a normal baby. 999 00:53:52,899 --> 00:53:55,535 You know, goo-goo, Ga-ga. The whole bit! 1000 00:53:55,702 --> 00:53:56,703 Oh, no! 1001 00:53:57,971 --> 00:53:58,872 Gross! 1002 00:54:01,474 --> 00:54:03,910 I'm a ticking baby time bomb! 1003 00:54:04,44 --> 00:54:08,481 I'm going to turn into a puking, pooping, helpless baby! 1004 00:54:08,815 --> 00:54:11,651 Wait a second. That gives me an idea. 1005 00:54:11,818 --> 00:54:12,919 What? What is it? 1006 00:54:13,86 --> 00:54:15,121 I've been through a lot of babysitters... 1007 00:54:15,288 --> 00:54:17,490 and they all fear one thing. 1008 00:54:28,368 --> 00:54:31,571 Now, ladies, the secret to deep fried butter... 1009 00:54:31,738 --> 00:54:34,307 is a healthy dab of margarine. 1010 00:54:35,742 --> 00:54:37,410 Hey, Mr. Lady Man! 1011 00:54:38,345 --> 00:54:40,146 The baby. I think he's sick! 1012 00:54:42,649 --> 00:54:44,284 You gotta do something! 1013 00:54:46,820 --> 00:54:48,555 Oh, the horror! 1014 00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:57,564 - Templeton! - Delicious! 1015 00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,302 Gross! It got in your mouth! 1016 00:55:03,103 --> 00:55:04,971 It got in my mouth, too! 1017 00:55:06,206 --> 00:55:07,707 I think I'm gonna be sick! 1018 00:55:13,446 --> 00:55:14,280 Swirly! 1019 00:55:19,352 --> 00:55:21,388 There's only an hour before the plane takes off. 1020 00:55:21,888 --> 00:55:22,956 Let's take the bike. 1021 00:55:23,123 --> 00:55:24,324 The bike? 1022 00:55:25,25 --> 00:55:26,292 I don't know. 1023 00:55:27,894 --> 00:55:28,628 Let's move! 1024 00:55:28,828 --> 00:55:29,863 - Okay, but wait right here! - What? 1025 00:55:30,30 --> 00:55:31,431 Where are you going? Templeton! 1026 00:55:31,564 --> 00:55:32,966 Always wear a helmet. 1027 00:55:35,268 --> 00:55:36,970 Too-da-loo, toilet head! 1028 00:55:39,939 --> 00:55:41,174 You'll never catch us! 1029 00:55:58,258 --> 00:55:59,125 Staci! 1030 00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:00,493 Staci, come in! 1031 00:56:01,227 --> 00:56:02,662 Oh, Staci! 1032 00:56:02,829 --> 00:56:04,531 - Is that you, boss? - Code red! 1033 00:56:04,698 --> 00:56:07,0 I'm being chased by a killer babysitter! Gather the team! 1034 00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:08,101 On it, boss. 1035 00:56:08,668 --> 00:56:09,469 - Hello! - Hello! 1036 00:56:09,602 --> 00:56:10,837 - Hello! - Code red. 1037 00:56:11,4 --> 00:56:11,604 Got it! 1038 00:56:15,141 --> 00:56:16,409 We got a code red. Repeat... 1039 00:56:16,576 --> 00:56:17,777 We got a code red! 1040 00:56:20,513 --> 00:56:22,82 What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go! 1041 00:56:22,248 --> 00:56:23,383 But that's jaywalking! 1042 00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:24,584 Here, I'll pay your ticket. 1043 00:56:24,751 --> 00:56:25,719 Go! 1044 00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:34,794 I think we lost him! 1045 00:56:36,463 --> 00:56:38,64 Oh, no, we didn't! 1046 00:56:45,205 --> 00:56:46,539 Flower power! 1047 00:56:58,752 --> 00:57:01,488 Pow, pow, pow! 1048 00:57:01,955 --> 00:57:02,922 That's my boy! 1049 00:57:04,724 --> 00:57:05,959 Poppy! 1050 00:57:16,69 --> 00:57:17,303 Run, run, run. 1051 00:57:26,46 --> 00:57:26,846 Uh-oh. 1052 00:57:27,47 --> 00:57:28,481 Run, run, run. 1053 00:57:49,135 --> 00:57:50,737 Tim, you've gotta go faster! 1054 00:57:50,904 --> 00:57:52,205 I can't do it! 1055 00:57:52,405 --> 00:57:53,640 You can. 1056 00:57:53,807 --> 00:57:55,875 You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead. 1057 00:57:56,76 --> 00:57:57,277 I said eyes ahead, son! 1058 00:57:57,444 --> 00:57:59,612 Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it! 1059 00:57:59,779 --> 00:58:02,816 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 1060 00:58:04,484 --> 00:58:05,285 Good! 1061 00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:07,220 Uh-oh! 1062 00:58:07,387 --> 00:58:09,689 My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels! 1063 00:58:09,856 --> 00:58:12,992 Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right! 1064 00:58:13,126 --> 00:58:14,294 What are you talking about? 1065 00:58:14,461 --> 00:58:17,30 The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton... 1066 00:58:17,163 --> 00:58:18,665 but rather a wild ride... 1067 00:58:18,865 --> 00:58:19,799 like a ship at sea. 1068 00:58:19,966 --> 00:58:21,301 And you're a sea captain... 1069 00:58:21,468 --> 00:58:23,169 taming a turbulent ocean! 1070 00:58:25,605 --> 00:58:27,841 I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean! 1071 00:58:31,911 --> 00:58:32,645 Good! 1072 00:58:32,812 --> 00:58:34,481 Tree! I'm gonna hit it! 1073 00:58:34,647 --> 00:58:36,616 Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed. 1074 00:58:36,783 --> 00:58:38,184 - What? - Aim away from failure! 1075 00:58:40,787 --> 00:58:42,389 I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 1076 00:58:42,555 --> 00:58:44,457 Once success is a habit... 1077 00:58:44,624 --> 00:58:45,925 then it's all downhill. 1078 00:58:46,793 --> 00:58:47,727 Look! 1079 00:58:47,894 --> 00:58:49,295 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1080 00:58:51,731 --> 00:58:52,732 - Train! - Choo-choo! 1081 00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:55,502 Stop! 1082 00:58:56,403 --> 00:58:57,937 What are you doing? 1083 00:59:00,206 --> 00:59:02,175 - We're gonna make it. - But I don't have a quote for this! 1084 00:59:17,223 --> 00:59:18,291 You did it! 1085 00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:20,427 No! We did it. 1086 00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:23,63 And all without your training wheels. 1087 00:59:29,936 --> 00:59:30,970 Coming through! 1088 00:59:31,137 --> 00:59:32,305 Baby on board! 1089 00:59:32,472 --> 00:59:33,573 Hang on to your diaper! 1090 00:59:35,75 --> 00:59:36,376 Duck and cover! 1091 00:59:38,111 --> 00:59:39,179 Hold it, buddy! 1092 00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:40,947 I'm gonna need a strip search on two. 1093 00:59:45,752 --> 00:59:47,587 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1094 00:59:47,754 --> 00:59:48,822 Hey, not so fast! 1095 00:59:50,23 --> 00:59:51,24 Oh, no. 1096 00:59:53,59 --> 00:59:54,127 Templeton! 1097 00:59:54,294 --> 00:59:55,729 - Hey! - Sorry! 1098 00:59:59,32 --> 01:00:00,133 Hey, where'd you go? 1099 01:00:01,434 --> 01:00:02,235 Oh, no! 1100 01:00:02,435 --> 01:00:03,536 Not again! 1101 01:00:03,703 --> 01:00:04,838 Not now! 1102 01:00:06,373 --> 01:00:07,407 What the...? 1103 01:00:11,111 --> 01:00:11,911 No, no, no! 1104 01:00:12,112 --> 01:00:13,213 Come on! 1105 01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:15,215 I think I ate $1.75. 1106 01:00:15,382 --> 01:00:18,618 Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad! 1107 01:00:19,452 --> 01:00:20,487 Hurry now! Move! 1108 01:00:20,653 --> 01:00:21,654 We don't wanna miss our flight! 1109 01:00:21,855 --> 01:00:23,456 - No! - I warned you! 1110 01:00:24,290 --> 01:00:25,291 Wait! 1111 01:00:26,826 --> 01:00:28,61 - No! - No. 1112 01:00:28,228 --> 01:00:30,30 Mom, Dad! Stop! 1113 01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:32,799 No! 1114 01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,735 No, no, no. 1115 01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:41,541 They're gone. 1116 01:00:43,176 --> 01:00:44,244 I failed. 1117 01:00:45,745 --> 01:00:48,648 I would've gotten to my parents if I didn't have to go back for you! 1118 01:00:48,815 --> 01:00:51,184 What? We would have been here in plenty of time... 1119 01:00:51,351 --> 01:00:53,253 if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid! 1120 01:00:53,420 --> 01:00:55,522 We're never going to stop the launch on time. 1121 01:00:55,689 --> 01:00:57,824 Who cares? My parents are in danger. 1122 01:00:58,24 --> 01:01:00,593 I care! Baby Corp is going to go out of business. 1123 01:01:01,394 --> 01:01:02,562 That's all you ever talk about. 1124 01:01:02,796 --> 01:01:05,198 You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family. 1125 01:01:05,365 --> 01:01:07,267 And you don't know what it's like to have a job! 1126 01:01:07,434 --> 01:01:11,905 You don't know anything about hugs, or bedtime stories, or special songs! 1127 01:01:12,72 --> 01:01:14,541 Oh, please! Stop acting like a baby. 1128 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:15,675 You're a baby! 1129 01:01:16,376 --> 01:01:17,444 You take that back. 1130 01:01:17,610 --> 01:01:19,679 My life was perfect until you showed up! 1131 01:01:19,846 --> 01:01:23,16 Believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. I wish I'd never met you! 1132 01:01:23,183 --> 01:01:24,684 I wish you'd never been born! 1133 01:01:35,795 --> 01:01:37,130 Where are you going? 1134 01:01:39,632 --> 01:01:40,600 Fine! 1135 01:01:48,942 --> 01:01:52,412 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1136 01:01:53,413 --> 01:01:57,417 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1137 01:01:58,618 --> 01:02:00,820 All your life 1138 01:02:02,589 --> 01:02:07,560 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1139 01:02:10,897 --> 01:02:14,267 Would Timothy Templeton please pick up the white courtesy phone? 1140 01:02:14,434 --> 01:02:19,105 Timothy Leslie Templeton, please pick up the white courtesy phone. 1141 01:02:19,272 --> 01:02:20,674 Leslie. 1142 01:02:22,409 --> 01:02:23,243 Hello? 1143 01:02:23,410 --> 01:02:25,578 It's me. Don't hang up, Tim! 1144 01:02:27,580 --> 01:02:31,117 Tim, I wasn't born. I was hired. 1145 01:02:31,284 --> 01:02:32,585 What do you mean? 1146 01:02:32,786 --> 01:02:35,255 Baby Corp is the only home I've ever known. 1147 01:02:36,856 --> 01:02:39,259 So you're right. I don't know what it's like... 1148 01:02:39,459 --> 01:02:40,794 to be part of a family. 1149 01:02:43,163 --> 01:02:44,531 But I do care. 1150 01:02:44,698 --> 01:02:45,765 You do? 1151 01:02:45,932 --> 01:02:47,100 Yeah. 1152 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:51,204 And the only way to save both is to stop Francis Francis. 1153 01:02:51,371 --> 01:02:52,205 Yeah. 1154 01:02:52,372 --> 01:02:54,207 I can't do this without you, Tim. 1155 01:02:55,308 --> 01:02:56,710 I need you. 1156 01:02:56,843 --> 01:02:59,612 - I guess we do make a pretty good team. - No. 1157 01:03:00,13 --> 01:03:03,49 Literally, I can't reach the door knobs. 1158 01:03:03,216 --> 01:03:04,451 Oh, right. 1159 01:03:05,185 --> 01:03:06,519 Don't worry, Tim. 1160 01:03:06,686 --> 01:03:08,388 We're gonna save your parents. 1161 01:03:09,222 --> 01:03:10,824 And your company. 1162 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:13,326 But how do we get to Vegas now? 1163 01:03:13,493 --> 01:03:15,662 We're gonna need a miracle. 1164 01:03:25,972 --> 01:03:27,173 Follow that Elvis! 1165 01:03:27,374 --> 01:03:28,375 Why? 1166 01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:30,577 Where there's Elvis, there's Vegas! 1167 01:03:30,744 --> 01:03:31,811 There's another one! 1168 01:03:32,912 --> 01:03:33,980 And another one! 1169 01:03:34,581 --> 01:03:35,815 Elvises everywhere! 1170 01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:39,252 Tim, there's our flight! 1171 01:03:39,652 --> 01:03:40,887 And there goes our ticket! 1172 01:03:48,28 --> 01:03:49,329 Hey! Don't be cruel! 1173 01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:50,663 Sorry! 1174 01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:52,665 - Well, thank you! - Oh, baby! 1175 01:03:52,866 --> 01:03:54,67 Well, thank you very much. 1176 01:03:54,234 --> 01:03:55,201 Hello. 1177 01:03:55,769 --> 01:03:57,504 Hi. 1178 01:03:57,704 --> 01:03:59,406 Ticket please. 1179 01:03:59,539 --> 01:04:00,874 One moment. 1180 01:04:03,109 --> 01:04:04,177 It's been stolen! 1181 01:04:04,377 --> 01:04:06,646 Impersonating an Elvis impersonator? 1182 01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:07,347 Get him! 1183 01:04:07,414 --> 01:04:08,448 Humina, humina, humina. 1184 01:04:09,849 --> 01:04:10,517 Stop! 1185 01:04:11,685 --> 01:04:12,852 The ghost of Elvis! 1186 01:04:15,388 --> 01:04:16,423 We gotta find seats! 1187 01:04:16,589 --> 01:04:17,691 Come on, this way! 1188 01:04:26,933 --> 01:04:28,201 What is this place? 1189 01:04:28,368 --> 01:04:31,571 This, Templeton, is first class. 1190 01:04:31,771 --> 01:04:32,906 Why is it empty? 1191 01:04:33,73 --> 01:04:34,374 No one can afford it. 1192 01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:37,644 That's what makes it so wonderful. 1193 01:04:38,378 --> 01:04:40,213 Hello! This is Captain Ross. 1194 01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:42,382 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1195 01:04:42,582 --> 01:04:45,485 please fasten your seat belts. We're about to take off. 1196 01:04:46,619 --> 01:04:48,88 What's the matter, Templeton? 1197 01:04:48,888 --> 01:04:52,892 My parents always hold my hand during takeoff. 1198 01:05:00,567 --> 01:05:03,169 Boy, the stocks are crazy today. 1199 01:05:11,845 --> 01:05:13,646 Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again. 1200 01:05:13,847 --> 01:05:15,782 As you can see, I've switched off the seat belt sign. 1201 01:05:15,949 --> 01:05:17,851 What are you two boys doing up here? 1202 01:05:19,419 --> 01:05:21,87 We're Captain Ross's kids. 1203 01:05:21,254 --> 01:05:22,622 He told us to sit here. 1204 01:05:23,289 --> 01:05:25,959 Well, can I get you special guys anything? 1205 01:05:26,126 --> 01:05:27,127 Anything? 1206 01:05:27,293 --> 01:05:28,661 Anything. 1207 01:05:30,630 --> 01:05:32,532 Aye! All right, Francis Francis. 1208 01:05:32,699 --> 01:05:35,335 This will teach you to kidnap the parents of One-Eyed Tim. 1209 01:05:36,603 --> 01:05:38,705 Oh, please. If only it were that easy. 1210 01:05:38,872 --> 01:05:40,140 What's your plan? 1211 01:05:40,306 --> 01:05:41,808 You're not gonna write a memo, are you? 1212 01:05:43,143 --> 01:05:43,977 No. 1213 01:05:44,444 --> 01:05:46,646 Come on. You said you never really had a childhood, right? 1214 01:05:46,813 --> 01:05:47,981 Why don't you give it a try? 1215 01:05:48,148 --> 01:05:49,449 - No, I can't. - It's fun! 1216 01:05:49,616 --> 01:05:51,351 Here, let's get you into character. 1217 01:05:51,484 --> 01:05:52,986 I don't know. I feel silly! 1218 01:05:53,153 --> 01:05:54,888 Go on! Say something mean to him. 1219 01:05:55,55 --> 01:05:56,322 All right, all right, all right. 1220 01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:01,828 So, you went to a community college, is it? 1221 01:06:01,995 --> 01:06:02,796 I don't know. 1222 01:06:02,962 --> 01:06:03,797 Keep going! 1223 01:06:03,963 --> 01:06:07,567 And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now? 1224 01:06:08,301 --> 01:06:09,135 See! 1225 01:06:09,302 --> 01:06:10,704 Now you're getting into it. 1226 01:06:10,870 --> 01:06:11,805 Huh? 1227 01:06:12,806 --> 01:06:14,808 Well, blow me down. 1228 01:06:14,974 --> 01:06:17,143 Your exit interview is over! 1229 01:06:18,712 --> 01:06:19,746 That was pretty good. 1230 01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:21,181 Who was that guy anyway? 1231 01:06:21,348 --> 01:06:22,882 - The captain! - What? 1232 01:06:24,884 --> 01:06:25,885 En garde! 1233 01:06:33,593 --> 01:06:34,561 Heave! 1234 01:06:35,228 --> 01:06:36,196 Ho! 1235 01:06:39,232 --> 01:06:40,266 Thar she blows! 1236 01:06:46,873 --> 01:06:48,174 Watch your stern! 1237 01:06:49,9 --> 01:06:51,578 - Aye! - Dodge, parry, and thrust! 1238 01:06:51,745 --> 01:06:53,79 Sounds like a heck of a law firm! 1239 01:06:53,246 --> 01:06:55,215 Nice try! Heads up! 1240 01:06:55,782 --> 01:06:57,384 You're fired! 1241 01:06:57,550 --> 01:07:00,20 And here's your severance package. Ha! 1242 01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:02,689 Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1243 01:07:02,856 --> 01:07:03,690 You're not? 1244 01:07:04,391 --> 01:07:06,359 You're supposed to end with "Argh!" 1245 01:07:06,526 --> 01:07:07,894 Got it! Argh! 1246 01:07:10,130 --> 01:07:11,97 That's great! 1247 01:07:11,264 --> 01:07:13,66 Thanks! I just went with the flow. 1248 01:07:13,233 --> 01:07:15,301 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1249 01:07:15,468 --> 01:07:16,903 on the left side of the plane... 1250 01:07:17,70 --> 01:07:20,540 you can see we're approaching fabulous Las Vegas. 1251 01:07:25,378 --> 01:07:26,446 Land ho! 1252 01:07:26,646 --> 01:07:28,48 Ahoy, matey. 1253 01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:38,91 Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift! 1254 01:07:38,291 --> 01:07:39,726 - Okay. What? - Let's move. 1255 01:07:39,893 --> 01:07:41,928 - Going to the Heartbreak Hotel? - I'm going to the Heartbreak Hotel. 1256 01:07:42,95 --> 01:07:42,962 - Me, too! - Me, too! 1257 01:07:43,163 --> 01:07:43,963 Me, too! 1258 01:07:48,468 --> 01:07:50,170 We've gotta get to the convention center. 1259 01:07:50,336 --> 01:07:51,604 Should we get a taxi? 1260 01:07:51,771 --> 01:07:55,8 Darn! I spent all my per Diem. That's more our speed. 1261 01:07:58,445 --> 01:07:59,346 Right. 1262 01:08:00,613 --> 01:08:02,449 Excuse me, ladies. 1263 01:08:03,83 --> 01:08:04,417 Can we get a ride home? 1264 01:08:04,584 --> 01:08:08,88 Jimmy's been sick, and he needs his expensive medicine. 1265 01:08:10,323 --> 01:08:11,858 Where do you live, sweetie? 1266 01:08:12,25 --> 01:08:14,527 The convention center. 1267 01:08:19,499 --> 01:08:21,0 Bye, sweetie! 1268 01:08:21,167 --> 01:08:22,602 Have a fun lady party! 1269 01:08:22,769 --> 01:08:24,204 Chicks dig babies. 1270 01:08:25,5 --> 01:08:27,841 The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea. 1271 01:08:29,476 --> 01:08:32,612 Oh, no! How are we gonna find my parents in here? 1272 01:08:32,779 --> 01:08:33,546 Tim! 1273 01:08:33,713 --> 01:08:34,681 Over there. 1274 01:08:35,48 --> 01:08:36,449 Okay, now where's Puppy Co? 1275 01:08:36,616 --> 01:08:38,618 Puppy Co, Puppy Co, Puppy Co... 1276 01:08:38,785 --> 01:08:40,520 Aha! Here it is. Found it! 1277 01:08:43,990 --> 01:08:45,225 But how did you...? 1278 01:08:45,825 --> 01:08:47,660 Hey! Where'd you go? 1279 01:08:52,565 --> 01:08:53,566 Not again! 1280 01:08:55,35 --> 01:08:56,803 Come on! I need you! 1281 01:08:57,704 --> 01:08:58,905 I'm back! I'm back. 1282 01:09:00,206 --> 01:09:01,508 What's going on? 1283 01:09:01,675 --> 01:09:02,642 That's right. 1284 01:09:02,809 --> 01:09:06,713 We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. 1285 01:09:06,846 --> 01:09:08,548 In every country! 1286 01:09:08,715 --> 01:09:13,386 We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time. 1287 01:09:16,256 --> 01:09:18,324 - Tim, there they are! - Mom, Dad! 1288 01:09:18,491 --> 01:09:20,660 Imagine a puppy that never grows up... 1289 01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:22,729 never gets old. 1290 01:09:23,430 --> 01:09:27,567 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 1291 01:09:28,268 --> 01:09:32,5 I give you the only thing you'll ever love... 1292 01:09:32,172 --> 01:09:34,607 the Forever Puppy! 1293 01:09:39,713 --> 01:09:40,680 Mommy? 1294 01:09:43,283 --> 01:09:44,684 Avert your eyes, Templeton! 1295 01:09:47,554 --> 01:09:48,955 Hey! What are you doing here? 1296 01:09:50,223 --> 01:09:51,24 Mom, Dad! 1297 01:09:51,224 --> 01:09:52,525 What are they doing here? 1298 01:09:52,692 --> 01:09:54,361 What are Tim and the baby doing here? 1299 01:09:54,527 --> 01:09:56,863 What are any of us doing here, really? 1300 01:09:57,63 --> 01:09:58,765 What is going on here? 1301 01:09:59,299 --> 01:10:00,200 He's got my parents! 1302 01:10:00,367 --> 01:10:02,202 We're really here to get them. 1303 01:10:02,369 --> 01:10:03,136 Get them! 1304 01:10:03,303 --> 01:10:05,572 Get the Forever Puppy! 1305 01:10:06,906 --> 01:10:08,141 We've got to get backstage. 1306 01:10:11,44 --> 01:10:12,212 In there! 1307 01:10:13,913 --> 01:10:14,881 Run! 1308 01:10:18,885 --> 01:10:20,253 Go, go, go! 1309 01:10:22,589 --> 01:10:25,91 Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! 1310 01:10:29,262 --> 01:10:30,263 Yes! 1311 01:10:34,334 --> 01:10:36,403 Fart. Poop. Doodie. 1312 01:10:37,337 --> 01:10:39,639 Look at all that formula. 1313 01:10:45,645 --> 01:10:47,580 Now that's how you launch a product. 1314 01:10:47,781 --> 01:10:48,415 Oh, no! 1315 01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:51,84 He's putting them under the rocket! 1316 01:11:03,96 --> 01:11:05,465 Elvis has left the building! 1317 01:11:09,669 --> 01:11:11,137 Mom, Dad... 1318 01:11:11,338 --> 01:11:12,305 I'm coming! 1319 01:11:12,472 --> 01:11:14,507 Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go, go! 1320 01:11:18,611 --> 01:11:19,779 Launch initiated. 1321 01:11:19,979 --> 01:11:24,17 I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it! 1322 01:11:24,351 --> 01:11:25,318 No! 1323 01:11:26,486 --> 01:11:29,55 Baby Corp stole all the love from me... 1324 01:11:29,222 --> 01:11:31,358 and now I'm going to take it back from them. 1325 01:11:31,524 --> 01:11:33,126 You should understand what I'm talking about. 1326 01:11:33,660 --> 01:11:36,563 You got replaced just like me! 1327 01:11:36,730 --> 01:11:38,298 No! I'm nothing like you! 1328 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:39,466 Bratty kid! 1329 01:11:39,666 --> 01:11:42,168 Let our parents go! His parents. The parents. 1330 01:11:42,335 --> 01:11:43,303 Yeah! 1331 01:11:43,503 --> 01:11:45,805 You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! 1332 01:11:45,972 --> 01:11:46,806 But no! 1333 01:11:46,973 --> 01:11:47,874 You blew it! 1334 01:11:48,341 --> 01:11:50,377 You let that baby boss you around. 1335 01:11:50,543 --> 01:11:51,578 He doesn't work for me. 1336 01:11:51,745 --> 01:11:53,146 We're partners! 1337 01:11:54,414 --> 01:11:55,849 I'm not ticklish. 1338 01:11:56,549 --> 01:11:57,751 Hey! Where's the baby? 1339 01:11:57,884 --> 01:11:59,319 Everyone has a tickle spot! 1340 01:11:59,486 --> 01:12:00,253 My ears! 1341 01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:01,755 Stop it! 1342 01:12:03,323 --> 01:12:04,557 Little brats! 1343 01:12:11,164 --> 01:12:14,567 Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. 1344 01:12:14,768 --> 01:12:16,536 Not you, not anybody! 1345 01:12:16,736 --> 01:12:18,204 Baby Corp is through. 1346 01:12:18,371 --> 01:12:19,873 I win! Ha! 1347 01:12:20,6 --> 01:12:20,907 Wrong! 1348 01:12:21,908 --> 01:12:23,777 You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1349 01:12:25,11 --> 01:12:26,846 - That's right! - What? 1350 01:12:27,13 --> 01:12:28,682 You're supposed to end with... 1351 01:12:28,848 --> 01:12:30,16 Argh! 1352 01:12:30,850 --> 01:12:31,885 En garde! 1353 01:12:34,387 --> 01:12:35,221 You're fired! 1354 01:12:35,388 --> 01:12:37,357 And here's your severance package! 1355 01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:45,198 Take that, you scurvy scallywag! 1356 01:12:45,365 --> 01:12:46,99 Argh! 1357 01:12:46,266 --> 01:12:48,68 One minute and counting. 1358 01:12:51,604 --> 01:12:52,906 - Help! - Anybody! 1359 01:12:53,907 --> 01:12:56,643 Tim! What are you doing? 1360 01:12:58,411 --> 01:12:59,412 No! 1361 01:12:59,779 --> 01:13:01,281 Mom, Dad, I'm coming! 1362 01:13:01,448 --> 01:13:02,582 Is that you? 1363 01:13:02,916 --> 01:13:04,818 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this! 1364 01:13:04,984 --> 01:13:06,486 - Are you okay? - Is the baby all right? 1365 01:13:06,619 --> 01:13:07,587 Yes, the baby's fine. 1366 01:13:07,754 --> 01:13:08,888 Who was that? 1367 01:13:09,55 --> 01:13:10,557 That was me! 1368 01:13:10,724 --> 01:13:11,825 The baby's fine. 1369 01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,728 It won't budge! 1370 01:13:14,894 --> 01:13:16,62 What's happening? 1371 01:13:16,296 --> 01:13:17,263 Wait a second! 1372 01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:18,732 Hey. 1373 01:13:18,898 --> 01:13:20,266 I know a way to move my parents. 1374 01:13:20,433 --> 01:13:21,568 - How? - We can use the puppies! 1375 01:13:22,168 --> 01:13:22,936 Upsies. 1376 01:13:23,570 --> 01:13:24,738 I need upsies. 1377 01:13:24,904 --> 01:13:26,339 But what if you "go baby" again? 1378 01:13:26,506 --> 01:13:28,575 It'll be fine. Fine, fine. 1379 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:29,609 Fine! 1380 01:13:29,776 --> 01:13:31,144 It'll be fine. 1381 01:13:31,311 --> 01:13:32,746 Hang on to your diaper! 1382 01:13:43,456 --> 01:13:44,624 We're moving! 1383 01:13:44,791 --> 01:13:45,992 Why are we moving? 1384 01:13:46,192 --> 01:13:47,627 All right, Mom and Dad, hang on! 1385 01:13:48,928 --> 01:13:50,764 T-minus 30 seconds. 1386 01:13:50,930 --> 01:13:52,365 Oh, no! Wait! 1387 01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:54,0 Hold on! 1388 01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:55,468 Go, Tim! Get your parents... 1389 01:13:55,935 --> 01:13:57,103 out of here. 1390 01:13:58,204 --> 01:13:59,506 You've gotta jump! 1391 01:13:59,973 --> 01:14:01,641 Come on, it's a piece of cake! 1392 01:14:02,609 --> 01:14:04,778 No! No patty cake! Get down! 1393 01:14:06,146 --> 01:14:09,282 Don't cry. I'm sorry. Please don't cry! 1394 01:14:11,151 --> 01:14:12,218 20 seconds. 1395 01:14:17,323 --> 01:14:19,125 15 seconds. 1396 01:14:24,664 --> 01:14:28,501 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1397 01:14:29,969 --> 01:14:33,740 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1398 01:14:35,809 --> 01:14:37,711 All your life 1399 01:14:39,112 --> 01:14:43,850 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1400 01:14:45,452 --> 01:14:46,519 - Three... - Gotcha! 1401 01:14:46,686 --> 01:14:48,621 ...two, one. 1402 01:14:48,788 --> 01:14:49,823 Blast off! 1403 01:15:02,869 --> 01:15:03,837 Yeah! 1404 01:15:05,672 --> 01:15:07,640 Hey, are you still in there? 1405 01:15:09,342 --> 01:15:10,243 Aha! 1406 01:15:14,514 --> 01:15:15,815 What happened? Did we win? 1407 01:15:15,982 --> 01:15:16,816 - We won! - We won? 1408 01:15:16,983 --> 01:15:19,686 - We won, we won, we won! - We won! Yes! 1409 01:15:21,254 --> 01:15:22,389 Victory nap! 1410 01:15:26,993 --> 01:15:28,128 You ruined everything! 1411 01:15:30,697 --> 01:15:32,599 It's not fair! It's not fair! 1412 01:15:32,766 --> 01:15:33,800 That's not right. 1413 01:15:34,534 --> 01:15:36,302 Now you're really going to pay! 1414 01:15:36,469 --> 01:15:39,406 Oh, yeah? It's time you pick on someone your own size! 1415 01:15:41,408 --> 01:15:42,409 What? 1416 01:15:44,210 --> 01:15:46,12 Eugene! You put me down! 1417 01:15:46,179 --> 01:15:48,14 You hear me? I am the boss of you! 1418 01:15:55,822 --> 01:15:58,391 This time, we'll raise him right. 1419 01:16:02,328 --> 01:16:04,664 I'm sure that's gonna turn out fine. 1420 01:16:05,165 --> 01:16:06,399 Tim, what's happening? 1421 01:16:06,566 --> 01:16:08,168 Mom, Dad, hold on! 1422 01:16:09,536 --> 01:16:10,570 Yes! 1423 01:16:11,137 --> 01:16:12,405 - Tim? - Tim! 1424 01:16:12,572 --> 01:16:14,107 Tim! Are you okay? 1425 01:16:14,274 --> 01:16:15,342 I'm fine. We're fine. 1426 01:16:15,508 --> 01:16:16,476 You saved us. 1427 01:16:16,643 --> 01:16:17,944 You're our hero. 1428 01:16:18,111 --> 01:16:19,512 And a great big brother. 1429 01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:22,749 We love you both so much. 1430 01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:24,17 Both of us? 1431 01:16:24,184 --> 01:16:25,819 With all our heart. 1432 01:16:29,989 --> 01:16:31,691 Let's go home. 1433 01:16:39,466 --> 01:16:40,934 How do I look? 1434 01:16:44,104 --> 01:16:45,572 You look great. 1435 01:16:54,147 --> 01:16:55,982 Well, team, good job. 1436 01:16:56,149 --> 01:16:59,586 Staci, this letter should get you into the school of your choice. 1437 01:17:02,155 --> 01:17:03,923 - Kindergarten? - That's right. 1438 01:17:04,90 --> 01:17:05,458 And if there's anything else... 1439 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:06,559 How about a raise? 1440 01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:07,961 Staci, you don't get paid. 1441 01:17:08,128 --> 01:17:09,362 - One million ziggity-five! - Eight! 1442 01:17:09,529 --> 01:17:10,363 - A tricycle! - Skates! 1443 01:17:10,563 --> 01:17:11,364 - Candy corn? - Lollipop! 1444 01:17:11,564 --> 01:17:12,565 Deal. 1445 01:17:14,367 --> 01:17:16,102 Best boss ever. 1446 01:17:16,269 --> 01:17:18,905 And you guys don't always have to toe the company line, you know? 1447 01:17:19,72 --> 01:17:20,340 It's okay to think for yourself. 1448 01:17:20,507 --> 01:17:21,341 - No, sir! - No way! 1449 01:17:21,508 --> 01:17:22,609 That's a terrible idea! 1450 01:17:22,776 --> 01:17:24,144 That's the attitude. 1451 01:17:24,344 --> 01:17:25,412 - You're so right! - You've got it, sir! 1452 01:17:25,578 --> 01:17:26,646 - You're the man! - Absolutely! 1453 01:17:28,248 --> 01:17:29,482 Here you go, big guy. 1454 01:17:30,617 --> 01:17:31,818 You've earned it. 1455 01:17:35,822 --> 01:17:37,157 You wanna hug me, don't you? 1456 01:17:40,727 --> 01:17:42,929 I'll miss you too, buddy. Okay. 1457 01:17:46,32 --> 01:17:48,168 - There, there. - It'll be okay, big guy. 1458 01:17:48,668 --> 01:17:49,636 So... 1459 01:17:51,4 --> 01:17:52,5 you did it. 1460 01:17:52,172 --> 01:17:54,341 No. We did it. 1461 01:17:55,8 --> 01:17:58,244 By the way, congratulations on your promotion. 1462 01:17:58,445 --> 01:18:02,248 The corner office, the private potty. All that stuff. 1463 01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:03,950 But, hey! How about you? 1464 01:18:04,84 --> 01:18:06,186 You have your parents all to yourself. 1465 01:18:10,223 --> 01:18:13,26 So what am I gonna tell Mom and Dad after you leave? 1466 01:18:13,226 --> 01:18:14,194 Don't worry. 1467 01:18:14,394 --> 01:18:16,830 Baby Corp has a procedure for situations like this. 1468 01:18:17,30 --> 01:18:19,866 It'll be like I was never born. 1469 01:18:21,134 --> 01:18:22,335 I almost forgot! 1470 01:18:24,904 --> 01:18:26,706 No way! Lam-Lam! 1471 01:18:26,906 --> 01:18:28,375 - You fixed her. - Yep. 1472 01:18:28,541 --> 01:18:30,910 She's as good as new. She's a tough one. 1473 01:18:32,445 --> 01:18:34,881 Well, I guess we both got what we wanted. 1474 01:18:35,48 --> 01:18:36,549 It's a win-win. 1475 01:18:48,595 --> 01:18:49,696 Probably should... 1476 01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:50,864 Yeah. 1477 01:18:51,431 --> 01:18:53,967 So, stay in school. 1478 01:18:54,167 --> 01:18:56,202 I don't really have a choice. 1479 01:18:56,369 --> 01:18:57,370 Yeah, right. 1480 01:18:58,738 --> 01:19:00,573 - Goodbye, Tim. - Bye. 1481 01:19:15,155 --> 01:19:16,690 Yeah, right. 1482 01:19:45,418 --> 01:19:47,420 He left as suddenly as he arrived. 1483 01:19:47,887 --> 01:19:48,655 Bye. 1484 01:19:48,855 --> 01:19:52,58 Finally, my life was perfect again. 1485 01:19:57,464 --> 01:20:02,68 Forget about the baby. 1486 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:17,684 Oopsies! 1487 01:20:17,851 --> 01:20:19,85 Pardon me, big fella. 1488 01:20:38,938 --> 01:20:41,374 Surprise! 1489 01:20:46,846 --> 01:20:48,548 Hooray! 1490 01:21:19,779 --> 01:21:21,47 Forget about the baby? 1491 01:21:22,449 --> 01:21:24,17 No, thanks. I'm good. 1492 01:21:24,484 --> 01:21:25,685 Okie-dokie. 1493 01:23:01,414 --> 01:23:02,482 Argh. 1494 01:23:16,663 --> 01:23:18,131 Dear Boss Baby... 1495 01:23:18,298 --> 01:23:20,133 I don't usually write very much... 1496 01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:23,336 but now I know that memos are very important things. 1497 01:23:23,503 --> 01:23:25,772 Even though I never went to business school... 1498 01:23:25,939 --> 01:23:28,141 I did learn to share in kindergarten. 1499 01:23:28,308 --> 01:23:31,11 And if there isn't enough love for the two of us... 1500 01:23:31,177 --> 01:23:33,546 then I wanna give you all of mine. 1501 01:24:03,309 --> 01:24:04,978 I would like to offer you a job. 1502 01:24:05,145 --> 01:24:06,246 It will be hard work... 1503 01:24:06,413 --> 01:24:08,448 and there will be no pay. 1504 01:24:09,249 --> 01:24:12,285 But the good news is that you can never be fired. 1505 01:24:13,887 --> 01:24:15,522 And I promise you this. 1506 01:24:16,56 --> 01:24:18,692 Every morning when you wake up, I will be there. 1507 01:24:18,858 --> 01:24:21,161 Every night at dinner, I will be there. 1508 01:24:21,394 --> 01:24:23,863 Every birthday party, every Christmas morning... 1509 01:24:24,30 --> 01:24:25,198 I will be there. 1510 01:24:27,734 --> 01:24:30,336 Year after year after year. 1511 01:24:36,142 --> 01:24:38,244 We will grow old together. 1512 01:24:39,612 --> 01:24:41,815 And you and I will always... 1513 01:24:42,649 --> 01:24:43,483 ...be brothers. 1514 01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:45,251 Always. 1515 01:25:06,172 --> 01:25:09,209 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 1516 01:25:11,911 --> 01:25:13,580 What's the point, Wizzie? 1517 01:25:13,747 --> 01:25:16,16 Because it's 7:00 a.m. 1518 01:25:16,182 --> 01:25:18,885 I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult. 1519 01:25:23,423 --> 01:25:25,91 It's okay, little halfling. 1520 01:25:25,258 --> 01:25:27,93 Sometimes, I get confused too. 1521 01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:29,829 Especially during daylight savings time. 1522 01:25:29,963 --> 01:25:31,765 Spring forward, fall back. 1523 01:25:31,931 --> 01:25:34,134 We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! 1524 01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:37,837 There is no spring, only darkness and winter! 1525 01:25:38,4 --> 01:25:40,306 I'm not confused at all, Wizzie. 1526 01:25:40,507 --> 01:25:41,574 I just miss him. 1527 01:25:55,455 --> 01:25:57,223 Tim, look who's here! 1528 01:25:57,991 --> 01:25:59,526 It's your new baby... 1529 01:25:59,693 --> 01:26:00,760 Brother! 1530 01:26:01,594 --> 01:26:03,63 You're here! You're really here! 1531 01:26:03,229 --> 01:26:04,364 Gentle, gentle. 1532 01:26:04,531 --> 01:26:06,533 You came back! 1533 01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:10,437 Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton. 1534 01:26:10,937 --> 01:26:11,938 Lindsey? 1535 01:26:14,774 --> 01:26:16,676 Who's ticklish? Who's ticklish? 1536 01:26:16,843 --> 01:26:18,44 Here you go. 1537 01:26:22,148 --> 01:26:24,351 So, that's my story. 1538 01:26:26,19 --> 01:26:27,253 Our story. 1539 01:26:28,221 --> 01:26:31,758 Luckily for me and my little brother, it had a happy ending. 1540 01:26:33,793 --> 01:26:35,829 Is that a true story, Daddy? 1541 01:26:36,29 --> 01:26:38,231 Well, sweetie, that's how I remember it. 1542 01:26:38,365 --> 01:26:40,133 - But you know what I found out? - What? 1543 01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:42,535 There's plenty of love for everyone. 1544 01:26:42,702 --> 01:26:43,603 Even me? 1545 01:26:43,770 --> 01:26:45,305 Especially you. 1546 01:26:45,472 --> 01:26:46,873 Just ask your Uncle Ted. 1547 01:26:47,7 --> 01:26:49,342 Hey, kid, I hear you're gonna have a baby sister. 1548 01:26:49,509 --> 01:26:50,777 I wanted a horse. 1549 01:26:50,944 --> 01:26:53,513 Here you go, kid. Go get yourself a horse. 1550 01:26:53,713 --> 01:26:56,449 You know, I'm proud of you, Leslie. 1551 01:26:56,649 --> 01:26:58,251 Back at ya, Lindsey. 1552 01:27:08,628 --> 01:27:10,597 Hi there, baby sister. 1553 01:30:04,471 --> 01:30:05,205 Argh! 1554 01:30:05,372 --> 01:30:06,573 All right, guys. 1555 01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:07,774 Time for bed. 1556 01:30:07,974 --> 01:30:10,43 Come on, Mom. Just a little longer. 1557 01:30:10,210 --> 01:30:11,478 Okay. 1558 01:36:49,776 --> 01:36:53,213 Wake up, little halflings! It's time to leave. 1559 01:36:53,380 --> 01:36:56,783 Go and live your peasant lives. 1560 01:36:57,817 --> 01:36:59,285 Be gone with you!