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Time is a funny thing.
When I was a kid, the days lasted forever.

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- One, two...
- Hide, hide, hide.

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But the years...

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- Three, four, five, six...
- Quick, over here.

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Well, they went by so fast.

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- Tim, no peeking.
- Yeah, no peeking.

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- Before you know it, you're all grown up.
- Seven, eight...

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- It even happened to me.
- Nine, nine and a half, ten.

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Ready or not, here I come.

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My name's Tim, and this,
well, this is the rest of my story.

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Run for your lives.

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No fair, dad. You peeked.

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They call me a stay-at-home dad,
which means I hardly get to stay at home.

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Buckle up, templetons.

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- Ready...
- Set...

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Gol

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now, some might say
I still have an overactive imagination.

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But being a dad is the coolestob
in the world.

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It's a bunch of coolobs, really.

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Sometimes I'm a race car driver.

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Whoo! Daddy-o andretti!

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Yay, templetons!

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Well, and then sometimes

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I'm the best darn cook in the county,
and I deal out every meal.

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Come on, pa, hit me.

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Tina.

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Whoo, doggie!
And the house wins again.

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Or a surgeon, if need be.

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- Spork.
- Spork.

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- Spatula.
- Spatula.

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Give my creature life.

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She's alive.

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We have our ups
and we have our downs.

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- No, no, no. Look, lamb lamb's okay.
- Yay!

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But we always stick together.
My wife, Carol.

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- It's a miracle!
- She's the breadwinner of the family.

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Thank you. You know what they say,
“it's all about the dough."

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And I couldn't have done it
without my husband.

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He really Rose to the occasion.

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- It's the yeast I can do.
- Yeah, mama.

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She brings home the bacon too.

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While I keep an eye on our new baby Tina.

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But sometimes, feels like
she's keeping an eye on me.

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- And Tabitha, our little second-grader...
- Thank you.

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Whoust got accepted
into the best school in town.

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- Yay! Tabitha!
- We're so proud.

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I still keep in touch
with the old gang foo.

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Believe it or not,imbo is mayor now.

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Cookie.

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Of course, his wife, staci,
is the real brains behind the operation.

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- Yo,imbo!
- Now, the triplets...

52
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Busted.

53
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Busted.

54
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Yeah, they haven't changed much.

55
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And as for my baby brother, Ted, well,
he grew up fo be the boss, all right.

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He's so busy we hardly see him anymore.

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But, hey, he always remembers to send
inappropriately lavish gifts

58
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on special occasions.

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OMG! Uncle Ted is the best!

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All in all,
my life is pretty perfect.

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But all that was about fo change.

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Good heavens! I'll save you!

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Hal -

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thanks, babe.

65
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Stay calm, Tabitha.
I'm coming for you.

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I'm gonna save you from the bubbling lava.

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Dad, what are you doing?

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Ew, gross. It went everywhere.

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Come on,
this is the candy volcano of doom.

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You used to love it.

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But I'm trying to do my homework,
or I'm doomed.

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Oh.

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Because if there's one thing
I've learned, you're only a kid once.

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Once you grow up, you can never go back.

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Alalalalala.

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Eeh.

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Oh, no.

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Good night, Dr. Hawking.

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Carbon, boron, beryllium,
lithium, helium, hydrogen.

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Nailed it.

81
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Boom shakalaka.

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"Carry the four." Gosh.

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Hey there, Tabitha.
It's the good night show.

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Live from your bedroom,
starring dad and mom.

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And special guest, baby Tina.

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Good night, little Tina.

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Come back here, you.

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Good night, mom.

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Good night, sweetheart.

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Mama's gonna kiss you.

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» good night song with your dad
what?

92
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It's time for your good night song.

93
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Oh, no, thanks.

94
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I'm listening to white noise!
Helps me fall asleep!

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Shh. Shh.

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Hey, what would you say to me helping you
rehearse for the holiday pageant?

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Yes! Right?

98
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I can come to school with you
and you can get all your friends together.

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And we can rehearse together,
go get some ice cream after. My treat.

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No! You can't do that.

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Um, liability issues.
It's this whole thing.

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Oh. Right, right. Right.

103
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Whoa. How about your favorite
bedtime story?

104
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You know, the one about...

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Uncle Ted was a magical talking baby.

106
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There was a rocket full of puppies
and you saved the world.

107
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It was a good story, wasn't it?

108
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Well, it didn't really make
a lot of sense.

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Theokes were good, right?

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Mmm.

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Okay. Um...

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Dad.
My schedule is brutal tomorrow.

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Yeah. My schedule's pretty brutal too.

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Oh, don't forget lamb lamb.

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Good night, lamb lamb.

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Good night, uncle Ted.

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I hope to grow up and be a success,
just like you.

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Maybe we'll see you soon.

119
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Good night, Tabitha.

120
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Don't you think
I'm a little old for that now?

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Okay.

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I think it's time we both grow up.

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I look forward to greeting you
at the breakfast table.

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Sweet dreams.

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Mmm.

126
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Where has the time gone?

127
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How should I know?

128
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Wait, wait. I see light.

129
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Out of my way.

130
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At long last.
The sweet breath of freedom.

131
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Wizzie?

132
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You there, what century is this?

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Unhand me, vile ogre.

134
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No. Wizzie, it's me. It's Tim.

135
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Is it really you?

136
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Come closer. Let me see your face.

137
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Closer.

138
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Closer still.

139
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Oh, Timothy. It is you!

140
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You cast me into eternal darkness
and wreaked havoc on my circadian rhythms.

141
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I'm sorry, wizzie.

142
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Hey, but you look great though.

143
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Except for the arm, you mean.

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- Didn't even notice.
- You thought it!

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I mean, I noticed it, 'cause...
You obviously don't have an arm. I...

146
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You would never
treat lamb lamb this way.

147
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Well, I gave her to my daughter. Tabitha.

148
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You have produced an heir, Timothy?

149
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- Two, actually.
- Two! Let the bells ring!

150
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No. Wizzie, stop.

151
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Wizzie. Be quiet.
Yes. Yes! It's a time for celebration!

152
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No. It's not the time for celebration.
“What? What is it?

153
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- Be quiet.
- What is it, Tim?

154
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I don't know. I guess I'must not feeling
very celebratory right now.

155
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Oh?

156
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Tabitha.

157
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Man, wizzie, she's growing up so fast.

158
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It's like she doesn't even
need me anymore.

159
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Yes, first they start spending
less time with you.

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Mmm.

161
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Then they stop coming to you for advice.

162
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Exactly.

163
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Soon they take you for granted.

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I guess.

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Then break your arm. “What?

166
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Then stuff you into a box!

167
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Okay. Wizzie, you're not helping.

168
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Okay. I'must... I'm afraid Tabitha and I
are growing apart.

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Like... like I did with my brother.

170
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Oh.

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I thought we had
all the time in the world.

172
00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,543
But you can't turn back time, can you?

173
00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:06,913
How dare you question my power!

174
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:10,830
- Turn back, turn back.
- Oh, here we go.

175
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Oh, great wheel of li...

176
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Wait.

177
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,988
Did you hear that?

178
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,724
Ugh! Never abuse the snooze button!

179
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Shh!

180
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It sounds like it's coming
from the baby's room.

181
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,129
What is it?
A creature of the night? Witches?

182
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,632
- Is it the baying of the hounds of hell?
- Wizziel

183
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don't go, Tim!

184
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I can turn back time.

185
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To the golden years,
when it wasust you and me.

186
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My good arm.

187
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Don't open the door. Remember last time!

188
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If you would like to make a call,
please hang up and try again.

189
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If you need help, hang up
and then dial your operator. Thank you.

190
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,258
Hello?

191
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,527
If you would like to make a call,
please hang up and try again.

192
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Anh! It'sust my phone.
Get it together, man.

193
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Oh, Tina, you little klepto...

194
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,603
- Nighty-night.
- Maniac!

195
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,807
Whoal

196
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,143
hi, daddy.

197
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,579
Tabitha? Is that you?

198
00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,480
Whoal

199
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,517
you should've seen your face.

200
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,319
Oh, it's priceless.

201
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,554
You're... do you... you... did you...

202
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,824
You... you can talk?

203
00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:25,892
Yep.

204
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:29,950
- I'm in the family business.
- It's a clip-on tie.

205
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,731
You see, daddy,
babycorp is more of what I...

206
00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,533
Whoops.

207
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,735
Daddy, daddy, come in.

208
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,103
Can you hear me? Daddy?

209
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,205
Do you read me?
How many fingers am I holding up?

210
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,440
Thursday?

211
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,844
Ah!

212
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:47,800
Wait, wait. You're from babycorp?

213
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:50,917
Yes! Babycorp is more of what I call
a side hustle for me.

214
00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:52,850
Uh-huh.

215
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,221
The point is I'm all in on the templetons.
Go templetons!

216
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,524
- Okay.
- You guys really know how to baby a baby.

217
00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:00,326
I mean, it's incredible.
Not that's it's all five-star.

218
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,280
- You got a lot of issues.
- Sure. Yeah.

219
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,931
- We'll talk about that later.
- Oh, my gosh! I can't believe this.

220
00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:07,267
Hey! Wanna go scare the crap outta mom?

221
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,968
Daddy, please stay focused.

222
00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:10,203
Oh. Right, right, right.

223
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,720
There's a crisis at babycorp.

224
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,274
What is it this time? Kittens?

225
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,376
No. This time it's even worse.

226
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,744
Worse than kittens? Yes!

227
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,581
That's why I volunteered
for this supersecret assignment.

228
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,249
Whoo! I wanna help.
What do you want me to do?

229
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:26,686
That's the spirit, daddy.
You are exactly who I need.

230
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,389
- Yes!
- To get uncle Ted.

231
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,570
No. What?

232
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:35,362
What's with the face?
Daddy, babycorp can't wait any longer.

233
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,263
All the pressure's on me, pop.

234
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,333
When I volunteered for this gig,
I thought it would be easy.

235
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,102
But you two never see each other.

236
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,972
It's so sad.
It's like, "f-minus, see me after class."

237
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,776
Sad? Yeah, maybe. A little. I don't know.

238
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,277
Did you forget to call him?

239
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,113
I noticed you can be
a little absentminded.

240
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,800
Sorry, what?

241
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,282
It'sust that you tend to procrastinate.

242
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,852
You have to get him here for the holidays.

243
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,754
No, I'm not gonna
call him right now. No.

244
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,622
Daddy, can't never could.

245
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,691
- Did you two have a fight or something?
- No.

246
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:08,940
- But you're mad at him?
- Stop that! It's complicated.

247
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,397
Why"? Do you need help using your phone?

248
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,320
No. I don't need help using my...

249
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,968
Okay. What's the problem?
What's the issue? Talk to me.

250
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,803
There's no point, okay?

251
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,772
I call him, I invite him.
He never shows up.

252
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,275
He's always got a work meeting
or a business trip or a conference call.

253
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,611
All he cares about is work.

254
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,947
But after a while youust stop trying.

255
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:32,152
He's still your brother.
You were partners.

256
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:38,240
Yeah, I guess sometimes youust...
You grow up and grow apart.

257
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,831
Daddy. Don't say no.
What if everybody said no?

258
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,300
Nothing would happen.
Nothing would get off the ground.

259
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,403
You gotta wake up every day
and you gotta say, "yes, yes, yes!"

260
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,173
Surprise me. Say yes.

261
00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:58,712
This is really disappointing.

262
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,313
And now I'm getting mad!

263
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,490
It's late.
We can work on this tomorrow, okay?

264
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,684
Oh!

265
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,554
Whoopsie. Your little horsey fell off.

266
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,856
Another day won't hurt, right?

267
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,920
Good night, sweetie.

268
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,461
Hmm.

269
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,531
Good night, sweetie.

270
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,166
Horsey fell off...

271
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,234
Tabitha?

272
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,186
Huh?

273
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,520
Uh, don't worry. I got it.

274
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,120
Where is she?
“Where's who? What?

275
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,588
- I came as fast as I could.
- Ted?

276
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,524
- I canceled all my meetings.
- What are you doing here?

277
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,125
Why are you yelling?
Where's Tabitha?

278
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,226
Tabitha? Where is she?

279
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,394
- Ted.
- Uncle Ted!

280
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,129
You're here! You're really here!

281
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,399
Which arm is it? Left or right?
Is it your fibula? Talk to me.

282
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,802
Good dilation. Open up. Say, "aah."

283
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,400
- Are you okay? You look okay.
- What are you doing?

284
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,806
Don't worry. I'm fine, uncle Ted.

285
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,275
- That's my girl.
- Whoo-hoo.

286
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,876
Uh, what brings you into town?

287
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,790
- Well, Tabitha fell off her pony.
- She did?

288
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,814
- She did?
- I did?

289
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,449
Tim left me a voice mail.

290
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,650
- He did?
- I did?

291
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,751
You did.

292
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,870
Hello, this is your brother. Help.

293
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,522
Tabitha fell off horsey.
Good night, sweetie.

294
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,910
Well, that was unsettling.

295
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,894
I swear I didn't leave that message.

296
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,932
On purpose. I...

297
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,166
Butt-dialed?

298
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,300
With my butt...
While I was talking in my sleep.

299
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,437
I do that sometimes.

300
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,272
You sleep butt-dialed me?

301
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,574
With my butt.

302
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,912
I knew there must be
a perfectly logical explanation.

303
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,115
- And there it is.
- Hmm.

304
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,550
- All that matters is that you're here.
- Whoo-hoo!

305
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,986
- Yay.
- Absolutely... uh, for now.

306
00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,222
Uncle Ted, please stay
for Christmas. Please.

307
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,250
Sorry, sweetie.
I can't do Christmas on the 25th.

308
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,270
But, uncle Ted, I missed you so much.

309
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,796
I missed you so much.
I missed you so much.

310
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:34,367
Don't you think
I'm a little old for that now?

311
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,404
Can I talk to you in the kitchen?

312
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,939
Alone.

313
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,477
The baby, Tim?

314
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,913
She's been sent from up there.

315
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,848
- Upstairs?
- That's right.

316
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,983
Babycorp.

317
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,186
So, you're saying the voice mall
was some kind of call for help.

318
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,688
Yes! No.

319
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,857
She comes
from a secret corporation run by babies.

320
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,961
Tim, I'm gonna give you
the name of a doctor.

321
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,732
Roy federman.
Just tell him I sent you. Okay?

322
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,234
What are they saying?
We should give them some privacy.

323
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,502
- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.

324
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,171
I'm not crazy!

325
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,390
Youust don't remember. Tell him, Tina.

326
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,341
- He...
- She can't talk, Tim.

327
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,408
Fee - stop interrupting!

328
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,310
Interrupting what? I don't hear anything.

329
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,346
Except your obnoxious voice,
you hear that.

330
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,581
I have a beautiful voice.

331
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,180
Fine. I can prove
that everything I'm saying is real.

332
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:26,860
Oh, yeah? Yeah.

333
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,870
Suck it, Ted.

334
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,221
I beg your pardon?

335
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,356
You. Suck.

336
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,924
No, no, Tim. You suck.

337
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,227
- Time to go buy a Christmas tree.
- But we already have a Christmas tree.

338
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,329
- No, we don't. No, we don't.
- Yes, we do. Yes, we do.

339
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,565
- Suck it, suck it, suck it.
- Get that pacie outta my face.

340
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,100
Excuse me. I hate to interrupt.

341
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,302
But may I make a suggestion?

342
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,803
Why don't you both suck it?

343
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,476
- She can talk.
- A lot.

344
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,379
Buckle up, boys.

345
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,885
Baby on board!

346
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,420
That's what I'm talking about.

347
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,988
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

348
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,557
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

349
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,759
Ah.

350
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,203
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

351
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,510
Wow.

352
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,413
I'm home.

353
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,820
Yeah. See? It's all real.

354
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,250
Whoa.

355
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,118
Is that me?

356
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,622
If you're fishing for a compliment,
ya caught one!

357
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,691
You are a legend in thisoint.

358
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,292
A statue?

359
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,362
Well, I did single-handedly
save the company.

360
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,650
Double-handedly. Right?
We were partners.

361
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,434
Really? I don't see your statue.

362
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,235
I still love you, daddy.

363
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,970
They got the head size right.

364
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:56,900
Take it from me, you have
to be aggressive if you wanna get ahead.

365
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,677
Climb that corporate ladder

366
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,347
until you're the last baby
standing at the top.

367
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,516
Actually, I prioritize
a good work-life balance

368
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,870
and a positive environment
where my ideas are valued.

369
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,256
Oh, you're serious.

370
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,250
You're funny, uncle Ted.

371
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,594
I wonder why they didn't mention that
in your file?

372
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,662
My file?

373
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,198
- You saw my file?
- Yep.

374
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,899
- What does it say?
- It says a lot.

375
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,669
This is the crisis center.
Whoa. Wow.

376
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:28,800
This is where we monitor all threats
to babies around the world and Hawaii.

377
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,876
This is so cool. This is so cool.

378
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,546
"I'm Godzilla."
"Run for your lives."

379
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,383
- Why did we bring him?
- Daddy, get down from there.

380
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,518
We can play on it later
when no one is looking.

381
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,619
What's the crisis?

382
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,921
Yeah! Here we go.
What's the crisis, sweetie?

383
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,156
Rusty, roll it.

384
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,580
Huh?

385
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,493
He's new.

386
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:51,164
Just imagine baby surgeons.

387
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,832
Uh-oh.

388
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,735
Or baby astronauts.

389
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:59,720
Floaly, floaty, float.

390
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,242
Yes, babies are gonna run the world
one aay.

391
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,745
And that day is coming
sooner than you think.

392
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,150
Hello. My name is Dr. erwin Armstrong,

393
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:11,117
founder of the acorn center
for advanced childhood.

394
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,190
Wait a minute,
that's Tabitha's school.

395
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:14,154
Here at the center,

396
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:18,191
we believe babies
are the ultimate learning machines.

397
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,293
Isn't that right, little Nathan?

398
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,861
- Yeah!
- Okay.

399
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:26,266
They should use their precious time
fo develop faster, push harder.

400
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,434
- Mmm.
- Ugh.

401
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,904
Parents, they have the best intentions,
of course, but they're not experts.

402
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,608
After all, the only thing
holding your child back is... you.

403
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:36,710
You!

404
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,512
This explains why
Tabitha's been pulling away from me.

405
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,348
- It's the school.
- Everybody, wave.

406
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,785
- "Bye, mommy. Bye, daddy. Sayonara!”
- Bye, mommy. Bye, daddy.

407
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,922
Now, in the past six months,

408
00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,624
these schools have been popping up
all over the world.

409
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:52,826
Uh, so what's the problem?

410
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:56,262
The school is the problem.
Yeah. School is evil.

411
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,631
No, daddy, not all schools are evil.

412
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,734
- It'sust this one. Okay?
- Okay.

413
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,804
If Armstrong's philosophy keeps spreading,
it could be the end of childhood.

414
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:05,805
Nol!

415
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,508
Childhood was
the worst three years of my life.

416
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,546
Huh? “Aw.

417
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:17,417
But luckily, you get a do-over.
A second chance.

418
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:22,555
Babycorp has developed
a new super-duper baby formula

419
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,425
that can turn a grown-up back into a baby.

420
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,827
We have it in cherry, grape,
orange and lime.

421
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,295
- For real?
- Wait, wait, wait.

422
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,530
You want me to be a baby?

423
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,831
Hey, it's what you do best.

424
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,433
So you can infiltrate the school

425
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,369
and find out
what Dr. Armstrong is really up to.

426
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,872
Babycorp will take care of the rest.

427
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,140
Whoo!

428
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,208
Oh!

429
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,978
It's the perfect disguise.

430
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,847
And it only lasts 48 teensy-weensy hours.

431
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,549
Oh, I am in on the mission.

432
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,152
Sorry, pops. It's not your mission.

433
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:56,220
"Warning: May cause drooling, babbling,
emotional outbursts, fits of laughter,

434
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:59,993
loss of bowel control, chubby thighs."

435
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,629
I think some guys at my gym
take this stuff.

436
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,999
My texting hand!

437
00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:09,536
Even though it is your daughter's school.
Doesn't seem fair, does it?

438
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,137
Daddy, no. Please stop.

439
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,739
Whoa!

440
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,176
What? It actually worked!

441
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,678
It's mine!

442
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,470
- I'm better with this kind of thing.
- Oh!

443
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,884
And what kind of thing is that,
flock of seagulls?

444
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,623
- Everything!
- Gotchal

445
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:34,227
you might feel very emotional,
have some mood swings.

446
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,129
Oh!

447
00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:37,664
Hey!

448
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,999
Ouch! There's the awkward stage.

449
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:41,501
Now, the tea's hot, Connie.

450
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,503
You always have to be the hero,
don't you?

451
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,372
What's that supposed to mean?

452
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,707
Never see him!

453
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,442
All of a sudden, he shows up with a pony.

454
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,779
You'reustealous, helmet head.

455
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,347
She's my daughter!

456
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,882
She's my niece.

457
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,951
Do you want cream or sugar?

458
00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,921
I was always the successful one.

459
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,124
Mommy says no running in the house!

460
00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:05,425
Mmm.

461
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,270
Hand over the bottle, mullet.

462
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,332
You can't hug money, you know.

463
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,267
Ooh!

464
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,937
But you can, Tim. You can!

465
00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:22,776
Men. Am I right?

466
00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:42,328
Stop, stop, stop!

467
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,464
I'm sorry, Connie.
I have to cut this short.

468
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,166
Tomorrow we'll talk about your problems.

469
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:49,402
Okay! Time-out! This has gone far enough!

470
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,271
Hey! We're home.

471
00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:53,506
- And we got another tree.
- A real one!

472
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,444
Upstairs now. Go, go, go!

473
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,845
Push it. No, no. Pull it.

474
00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:00,280
- Go, go, go!
- Push it up.

475
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:01,848
Push it. Pull it.

476
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,283
No. Okay. To the right.

477
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:05,850
How come I have the heavy end?

478
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,120
Because you're young
and strong, honey.

479
00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:08,421
- Little bit more.
- Me first!

480
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,489
- Come on.
- Get off!

481
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,458
- Tim? Ted?
- Mom.

482
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:14,270
Get the cord. Get the cord!

483
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:17,130
Youust can't disappear.
You need a cover story.

484
00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:19,566
- Oh, right.
- Ow! My soft spot.

485
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:20,800
Where are you guys?

486
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,135
Tell her you're packing.

487
00:23:22,202 --> 00:23:24,838
We're upstairs... uh, packing.

488
00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:26,373
- Packing? For what?
- Whoa.

489
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,174
Ooh. You're going
on a brother-bonding trip.

490
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,610
We're going on a brother-bonding trip.

491
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:31,911
Now?

492
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,681
But, Tim,
your parents are coming tomorrow.

493
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:35,815
They can help out.

494
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,751
Yeah, they could help out.

495
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:40,653
What... no, you can't leave me alone
with your parents.

496
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,222
Oh, Tina!

497
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,191
What are you doing?

498
00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:48,762
All right, you know what?
You're going to babyail.

499
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,230
- No, no, no!
- Tabitha!

500
00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:52,165
- I'm sorry.
- A little help here.

501
00:23:52,232 --> 00:23:53,299
Hold it up. Come on.

502
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,350
This is Ted Templeton, a man.

503
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,470
You can go ahead and take off.
I have urgent family business.

504
00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:58,772
Yes, I have a family.

505
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,874
Tim, I'm coming up there.

506
00:24:00,974 --> 00:24:03,109
Yeah, we need to talk.

507
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,411
Hey, mom...

508
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:05,679
Oh! Tina!

509
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,249
Put that down. Put that down.

510
00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:10,517
- Put that down!
- Tina!

511
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,352
Oh! Put that down!

512
00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:14,354
Get back here. Tina, stop!

513
00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:17,557
What has gotten into you?

514
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,192
Time for us to go!

515
00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:20,760
What... now?

516
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:23,229
Yeah, my helicopter's double-parked.

517
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,764
- Bye!
- Wait, wait!

518
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:25,899
- So soon?
- Oh, no.

519
00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:34,607
What... did they reallyust leave?

520
00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:35,742
Yep.

521
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:36,843
Hide!

522
00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:40,313
I gotta lose this baby fat.

523
00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:44,384
Tina! What is your problem?

524
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:53,593
Now, you're gonna wake up tomorrow
and be good, Tina.

525
00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,895
No more devil baby. Deal?

526
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,931
Okay.

527
00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,710
Ew.

528
00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:10,143
Thanks so much for coming in, ladies.
Would you like some fruit?

529
00:25:10,243 --> 00:25:11,411
Mmm. Ow.

530
00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:13,413
- What was... hey!
- Can we get on with this?

531
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,914
Oh.

532
00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:17,250
I miss my teeth.

533
00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:19,652
I've decided who's going on the mission.

534
00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:20,954
Thank you. I accept.

535
00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,550
Both of you.

536
00:25:22,122 --> 00:25:23,223
Ey saa eee es

537
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,392
babycorp wants to get the team
back together, huh?

538
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:27,761
No. They think that's a terrible idea.

539
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,195
Of course they do.

540
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,964
Well, I'm the boss, applesauce.

541
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,000
And I think you two are better together
than you are apart.

542
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:37,170
Well, I work alone.
Or at least, not with him.

543
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:39,139
Hey. There's no "I" in "team."

544
00:25:39,239 --> 00:25:42,809
Actually, there's no "u" in "team" either,
but there is an "m" "e."

545
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:45,378
- T-e-a-m-e?
- But teamwork doesn't seem work.

546
00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:48,314
Ah! If you want something done right,
do it yourself.

547
00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:49,649
We're all in it together!

548
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:50,784
Every man for himself.

549
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,850
One is the loneliest number.

550
00:25:52,152 --> 00:25:53,820
- The ayes have it!
- We the people!

551
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,954
Ahal

552
00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:59,659
ooh. So sorry. Okay. Good night.

553
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,270
Ooh.

554
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,596
Guess we'llust have to melt down
your big old statue

555
00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:05,565
and turn it into participation trophies.

556
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:07,000
Please, no. Don't hurt my statue!

557
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:10,537
Now... we have secret intel

558
00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:15,608
that Dr. Armstrong leaves his office
every morning at 11:15.

559
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:19,145
You need to sneak in there,
plant these surveillance devices,

560
00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:20,980
and report back to me.

561
00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:22,782
Oh, man. This is so cool.

562
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:23,850
Testing.

563
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,852
strangers in the night

564
00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:29,889
now, I've arranged for a school bus
to be here at 8:00 A.M. sharp!

565
00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:31,424
- Thank you, Connie.
- Nighty-night.

566
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:32,525
Do not be late.

567
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:33,893
Got it.

568
00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:35,995
Easy-breezy-taco-peasy, boys.

569
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:37,797
Let's get some sleep.

570
00:27:00,253 --> 00:27:01,588
Hey, what's the matter?

571
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:04,724
It's nothing.

572
00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:06,192
Oh, sweetie, don't worry.

573
00:27:06,259 --> 00:27:08,995
I'm sure your dad will be back in time
to see you in the pageant.

574
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:10,960
That's okay.

575
00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,831
What? Don't you want him to come?

576
00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:14,501
- I guess.
- Of course you do.

577
00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:16,670
Now go back to sleep.

578
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,771
Good night, mom.

579
00:27:17,871 --> 00:27:19,720
Good night, sweetie.

580
00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:41,828
- Don't you want him to come?
- / guess.

581
00:27:44,970 --> 00:27:46,433
Don't you think
I'm a little old for that now?

582
00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:48,568
I think it's time we both grow up.

583
00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:57,744
The trial of Timothy Leslie Templeton
is now in session.

584
00:27:57,811 --> 00:27:59,446
- Ha! Leslie.
- Trial?

585
00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:01,810
Wait, what are the charges?

586
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:05,850
Fraud!
Claiming to be the world's best dad.

587
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:06,486
- But I never said...
- Exhibit a!

588
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,955
Come on. That was a gift.

589
00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:11,758
I suggest you let your attorney
do the talking.

590
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:14,260
Oh, no!

591
00:28:14,327 --> 00:28:16,663
Back in my day,
you had to earn one of these babies.

592
00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:18,310
Dad, what? I did not...

593
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,467
His best friend was an alarm clock.

594
00:28:20,567 --> 00:28:21,468
Mom.

595
00:28:21,568 --> 00:28:24,104
He broke my arm.

596
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,705
No, I didn't! It was my brother.

597
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:28,274
Objection, your honor.
Sustained.

598
00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:30,143
We theury find the defendant...

599
00:28:30,243 --> 00:28:32,120
- A failure.
- Tabitha!

600
00:28:32,112 --> 00:28:33,246
Will you please help me out?

601
00:28:33,313 --> 00:28:36,983
Whoa! Dad, the homework,
it'sust too much.

602
00:28:37,830 --> 00:28:37,984
Tabithal

603
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,452
time's up.

604
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:41,855
- Wait. No!
- Save me, daddy. Save me!

605
00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:50,630
Oh, man. That was crazy.

606
00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:54,200
We overslept! We overslept?

607
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,802
- Wake up, little halflings!
- We overslept.

608
00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,337
Wake up! What year is it?

609
00:28:58,705 --> 00:28:59,706
Oh, no.

610
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,709
This is bad. No. No!

611
00:29:04,644 --> 00:29:06,646
Get up. Get up. We gotta go!

612
00:29:06,713 --> 00:29:08,648
Come on. We're gonna be late for...

613
00:29:08,715 --> 00:29:09,849
I'm gonna email it to you.

614
00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:11,151
What's going on?

615
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,553
I forgot to set wizzie
for daylight savings!

616
00:29:13,653 --> 00:29:16,623
- What?
- Daylight can't be saved, Tim.

617
00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:18,925
Oh, I gotta get the plant
and the bug we gotta plant.

618
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,528
- Grab whatever. We gotta go.
- Do not panic!

619
00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:23,463
- Godspeed, boys.
- Let's roll.

620
00:29:29,402 --> 00:29:32,205
Upsies. I need upsies!

621
00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:41,715
Wait, no, no. Stop! Stop! Come back!

622
00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:44,317
Ahoy! Come back!

623
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:49,220
Great, Matey. What are we gonna do now?

624
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:07,507
Oh, no!

625
00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:14,147
Precious, my noble steed.

626
00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:16,349
We must not be late
for our first day of school.

627
00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:21,870
Oh. Gross.

628
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,989
Huh?

629
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,910
Tally-ho, precious!

630
00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:31,970
This pony hates me.

631
00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:32,932
It's not that she hates you, Tim.

632
00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:34,401
Sheust doesn't respect you.

633
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:40,306
Go left. Go left!

634
00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:42,609
I'm gonna go where navigation says.

635
00:30:42,709 --> 00:30:44,678
- Zurn left.
- Thank you, navigation.

636
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:47,514
7urn right.

637
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:50,250
- Sorry!
- Turn left proceed on the current route.

638
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:53,860
Yee-haw!

639
00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:54,454
Recalculating.

640
00:30:55,822 --> 00:30:58,191
Hold onto your holster. Yah!

641
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,362
Oh, no. It's Carol.

642
00:31:02,429 --> 00:31:04,300
- Don't answer it!
- Hi.

643
00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:05,732
Tim, how's your bonding trip?

644
00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:07,667
Uh...

645
00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:08,868
Whoa, slow down!

646
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,805
How is your...

647
00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:14,740
Bonding trip?

648
00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:17,544
- You're here.
- Oh, no.

649
00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,646
I mean, I wish you were here.

650
00:31:19,746 --> 00:31:21,781
Aw, we miss you too. Don't we, girls?

651
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:24,484
- We're, uh...
- We're rebooting our relationship.

652
00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:27,320
And restoring the closeness
that we once felt.

653
00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,456
- That's so great.
- We've gofta go.

654
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:30,657
Where are you?

655
00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:33,793
- Uh, a hockey game.
- He shoots, he scores!

656
00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,862
He scores!
Ladies and gentlemen, he scores!

657
00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:38,231
Busted => busted

658
00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:39,399
d> busted b>

659
00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:41,101
is that the police?

660
00:31:42,302 --> 00:31:45,839
Uh, no, not the police.
It's a hockey alarm.

661
00:31:45,939 --> 00:31:48,441
Faster, Tim.
I ain't going back to the clink.

662
00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:51,811
Iust wanted to remind you
that Tabitha's pageant is tomorrow night.

663
00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,580
You have to be there.

664
00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:58,518
Uh, I will be there
in one shape or another.

665
00:31:58,618 --> 00:32:00,754
- You promise?
- I promise.

666
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:01,988
And what about Ted?

667
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,490
Happy holidays, coppers.

668
00:32:04,391 --> 00:32:06,493
You're never gonna take me alive, see!

669
00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:07,927
Uh, he's busy.

670
00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:09,529
What are you doing? It's the cops.

671
00:32:09,629 --> 00:32:10,864
Sorry, officers!

672
00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:12,832
Santa's got something for everybody.

673
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:13,933
Sorry!

674
00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:20,674
Recalculating.

675
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,977
Oh, my gosh! It's so real!

676
00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:26,546
It's so real! It's so real!

677
00:32:26,646 --> 00:32:28,181
Tim?

678
00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:31,284
Recalculating.

679
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,286
- Left, left!
- Recalculating.

680
00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,355
- Right, right, right!
- Recalculating.

681
00:32:35,355 --> 00:32:38,692
And now the moment we've all waited for.

682
00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:44,798
Proceed on the current route.

683
00:32:44,831 --> 00:32:47,200
See, Tim. Always trust... holy...

684
00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:49,869
- 7im!
- Uh, Carol.

685
00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:51,705
You're breaking up. I'm losing you.

686
00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:53,840
- No, I can hear you fine.
- See you at the pageant!

687
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:55,342
- Golla go, bye!
- Okay.

688
00:32:57,711 --> 00:32:59,245
- I whoa!
- Sorry!

689
00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:04,384
Oh, no, no, no!

690
00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:06,152
It's too real. It's too real!

691
00:33:07,721 --> 00:33:08,722
I don't like it!

692
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,462
Tally-ho, precious!

693
00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:20,660
No, no, no!
Tally-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

694
00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:26,439
- Tina!
- Tina!

695
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,944
Whoo-hoo!

696
00:33:31,811 --> 00:33:33,580
Whoo!

697
00:33:35,482 --> 00:33:37,450
Tree!

698
00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:39,452
You've arrived
at your destination.

699
00:33:42,355 --> 00:33:44,900
Oh. Ha.

700
00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:45,959
I'll send them a check.

701
00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:47,794
That was fun!

702
00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:49,396
You did it.

703
00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:50,764
We did it.

704
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,532
I guess we did.

705
00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:54,334
I was talking about me and precious.

706
00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:56,302
- Oh.
- Isn't that right, baby?

707
00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:57,604
Yeah. Right.

708
00:33:57,704 --> 00:33:59,172
Get down!

709
00:34:14,187 --> 00:34:16,589
Whoa. This place even looks evil.

710
00:34:16,690 --> 00:34:18,658
It'sust a school.

711
00:34:18,758 --> 00:34:21,461
You're overreacting, and so is babycorp.

712
00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:24,931
No. I'm telling you.
This school is stressing Tabitha out.

713
00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:28,635
Tabitha can handle it.
She's a real chip off the old block.

714
00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:30,300
Wait, who's the block?

715
00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:31,738
- I'm the block.
- You can't be the block.

716
00:34:31,805 --> 00:34:33,940
- I'm the block.
- Then start acting like a block.

717
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,275
What does that mean?

718
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,110
I'm the block. I've always been the block.

719
00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:38,445
Yeah, not even close.

720
00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:40,613
All I do is block.
I wake up in the morning, I block.

721
00:34:41,648 --> 00:34:43,416
I go to sleep, blocking. I'm the block.

722
00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:44,984
Tim, enough.

723
00:34:45,952 --> 00:34:47,787
- I'm the block.
- No, you're not! Stop it!

724
00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:48,955
Shh.

725
00:34:48,988 --> 00:34:51,524
- Sweet.
- Suckers.

726
00:34:51,624 --> 00:34:53,159
Children only beyond this point.

727
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,160
Hey.

728
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,796
No crying is permitted
in the separation zone.

729
00:34:56,896 --> 00:34:58,231
Looks like we gotta split up.

730
00:34:58,298 --> 00:34:59,999
Good. I could use a break.

731
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,100
- Bye, mom!
- All right, bye, honey.

732
00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:03,470
Ah! There's Tabitha.

733
00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:05,972
- I'll see you after school.
- Okay.

734
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:12,379
Apparently, there's no "a"
in teamwork either.

735
00:35:13,513 --> 00:35:15,148
All right, let's boogie.

736
00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:16,249
Not so fast.

737
00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:18,118
I'm blue. You're yellow.

738
00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:21,321
You're over there
in the choo-choo.

739
00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,392
Aw. It's full of babies.

740
00:35:25,492 --> 00:35:26,726
Is it? I didn't notice.

741
00:35:26,826 --> 00:35:29,295
Just kidding. It's hilarious.

742
00:35:29,362 --> 00:35:31,164
Uh, wait. Your tie's crooked.

743
00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:32,499
Okay, Tim, focus.

744
00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:35,502
We'll meet outside Armstrong's office
at 11:15.

745
00:35:35,602 --> 00:35:37,337
We'll sneak in and we'll plant the bugs.

746
00:35:37,437 --> 00:35:39,472
Are you focused? Hey, what the...

747
00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:41,207
Oh, I am focused, all right.

748
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:43,900
No, no. I'm not yellow. I'm blue.

749
00:35:43,109 --> 00:35:44,878
11:30. Stick to the plan.

750
00:35:44,978 --> 00:35:46,146
11:15!

751
00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:48,214
Fifteen. Got it. The block is focused.

752
00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,150
I'm blue!

753
00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,351
I'm blue!

754
00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:54,487
Don't you understand? I'm blue!

755
00:35:54,554 --> 00:35:56,220
Welcome, children.

756
00:35:56,122 --> 00:35:58,191
Willkommen. Bienvenue.

757
00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:01,695
Annyeonghaseyo and buenos dias.

758
00:36:01,795 --> 00:36:04,998
Thank you for choosing fo be excellent.

759
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,500
Please don't touch me!

760
00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:09,736
This is some ridiculous mistake!

761
00:36:09,836 --> 00:36:11,204
I'm blue! I'm blue!

762
00:36:11,304 --> 00:36:13,273
the wheels on the bus go pi-r-squared

763
00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:15,410
circumference all around yes!

764
00:36:18,978 --> 00:36:20,800
Hello.

765
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:23,416
Uh, hello. Nice plant.

766
00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:25,985
This is my emotional support plant.

767
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,854
Hi. I'm new here.

768
00:36:27,921 --> 00:36:32,225
Said nihonium to the other elements
in the periodic table.

769
00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:33,693
I ooh.

770
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,362
Okay.

771
00:36:35,428 --> 00:36:38,798
Can't sit here, or here, or there.

772
00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:43,937
Seating position is determined
by class rank.

773
00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,306
We can't possibly include your data,

774
00:36:46,406 --> 00:36:48,575
given that the rigor
of your previous school

775
00:36:48,675 --> 00:36:50,510
is an unknown variable.

776
00:36:50,577 --> 00:36:51,711
Ooh.

777
00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:53,313
Sick burn, Nathan!

778
00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:55,215
Ow.

779
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:57,117
Here. You can take my seat.

780
00:36:57,217 --> 00:36:59,119
I'm so proud of you.

781
00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,589
I mean, thanks.

782
00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:04,924
Okay.

783
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,359
Good morning.

784
00:37:06,426 --> 00:37:09,295
Good morning, Dr. Armstrong.

785
00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,364
- Very warm welcome. Thank you.
- Huh?

786
00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:15,802
As you can see, we've got a new colleague
joining us foday.

787
00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:17,170
- Whoo.
- Hello.

788
00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:19,172
New colleague,
why don't you introduce yourself?

789
00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:22,175
Uh, my name's ti... um, Marcos.

790
00:37:22,275 --> 00:37:24,577
- Mmm.
- Marcos lightspeed.

791
00:37:24,644 --> 00:37:27,280
Marcos lightspeed.

792
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:29,949
Yeah, colorful, characterful,
and I like it

793
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,251
in any case,

794
00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:35,855
welcome, Marcos, to blue unit.
Our most advanced class.

795
00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:39,959
Ooh, this is rarefied air we're breathing.

796
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:44,330
Here at the acorn center,
we believe that all competition is...

797
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,275
I'm trapped in the dum-dum holding tank.

798
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:57,477
I'm having a panic attack!

799
00:37:58,511 --> 00:38:00,814
There must be a way out of here.

800
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,785
Something doesn't smell right.

801
00:38:05,852 --> 00:38:08,188
Blueberry.

802
00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:11,858
I have to get out of here.

803
00:38:11,858 --> 00:38:13,126
Hi.

804
00:38:13,193 --> 00:38:14,794
Don't look at me.

805
00:38:14,861 --> 00:38:15,862
Okay.

806
00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:19,332
And our first subject today is...

807
00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,234
No fractions, no fractions. Whoa.

808
00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:23,903
Particle physics.

809
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,171
Yes! What?

810
00:38:25,271 --> 00:38:26,272
Yes!

811
00:38:26,339 --> 00:38:28,641
Who knows which scientist first theorized

812
00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:33,747
that the universe has a limit beyond which
the laws of physics break down?

813
00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:36,316
- Oh! Me, me, me!
- Wow. Everybody seems to know.

814
00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:39,819
Senor lightspeed.

815
00:38:39,886 --> 00:38:43,356
Um, Dr. flambaisley...

816
00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:46,226
Oh, that's the wrong answer.

817
00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:50,230
His brain sure doesn't move
at light speed.

818
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:52,532
- Okay. Anybody else?
- I know, right?

819
00:38:52,632 --> 00:38:53,633
Right here.

820
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,101
Max planck.

821
00:38:55,201 --> 00:38:56,403
That's correct.

822
00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:58,605
Tabitha has sel the bar.
First one on the board.

823
00:38:58,705 --> 00:39:01,875
Ding-ding-ding. Way to go, Tabitha.

824
00:39:01,975 --> 00:39:04,444
You're going down, Templeton.

825
00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:05,712
Bring it on, Nathan.

826
00:39:05,812 --> 00:39:07,130
Yeah, Tabitha. Get him.

827
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,348
Next subject.

828
00:39:09,549 --> 00:39:11,251
Ancient Greek.

829
00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:12,619
Opa!

830
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,200
Uh, Oprah!

831
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:17,257
Attention! Attention, everyone.

832
00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:20,727
Who wants to play Shawshank?

833
00:39:20,827 --> 00:39:22,620
No! What?

834
00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:26,366
Who wants to go outside and play?

835
00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:29,269
Does that sound fun? Good.

836
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:31,338
Now, anybody have any ideas?

837
00:39:31,404 --> 00:39:32,405
No!

838
00:39:32,505 --> 00:39:34,941
Come on, people.
We need to think outside the box.

839
00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:36,443
- Me, me!
- You, Bo peep.

840
00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:42,916
We can build a hot-air balloon
out of Popsicle sticks and bubble gum.

841
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,551
And how would it fly?

842
00:39:44,617 --> 00:39:46,419
Pixie dust!

843
00:39:46,519 --> 00:39:48,121
Get back in the box, Bo peep.

844
00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:50,457
- All the way in?
- All the way in.

845
00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:52,525
- Yay!
- Can we get in the box, too?

846
00:39:52,592 --> 00:39:54,494
- Can we?
- Glue.

847
00:39:55,428 --> 00:39:56,463
I like glue.

848
00:39:56,563 --> 00:39:59,990
Who doesn't?
But we're trying to brainstorm here.

849
00:39:59,199 --> 00:40:02,302
Glue's good.

850
00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:05,710
Think, think, think, think.

851
00:40:05,138 --> 00:40:08,800
Think, think, think, think, think, think.

852
00:40:08,108 --> 00:40:09,142
Bingo!

853
00:40:09,242 --> 00:40:13,646
Next subject.
X is equal to the derivative of...

854
00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:15,115
Ooh, me! Itself.

855
00:40:15,215 --> 00:40:16,483
Kudos for Tabitha.

856
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,251
Wow. You knew that?

857
00:40:18,318 --> 00:40:21,421
The world's leading producer
of bauxite is...

858
00:40:21,488 --> 00:40:22,756
Oh! Australia.

859
00:40:22,822 --> 00:40:24,724
Once again, Tabitha's on the board.

860
00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:26,593
- Very good.
- Yes, Tabitha!

861
00:40:26,659 --> 00:40:28,495
We've got 15 minutes, people.

862
00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:32,432
The difference in try and triumph
isust a little oomph.

863
00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:33,500
Oomph!

864
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,301
Go big or go home.

865
00:40:35,402 --> 00:40:37,300
Okay. Going home.

866
00:40:37,103 --> 00:40:39,720
- Let's pick up the pace.
- No!

867
00:40:39,139 --> 00:40:41,808
Hands down, Norma rae. This is my time.

868
00:40:41,908 --> 00:40:44,100
To be, or not to be? Tabitha?

869
00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:45,779
- To be.
- That's correct

870
00:40:45,845 --> 00:40:49,516
can anyone tell me the horsepower
of a 302 engine?

871
00:40:49,616 --> 00:40:51,170
Uh, seven?

872
00:40:51,117 --> 00:40:52,185
Oh, boy.

873
00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:54,200
Weak sauce, Nathan. That was weak.

874
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,755
Tabitha, have an idea about that?

875
00:40:55,822 --> 00:40:58,458
300 horsepower with a four-barrel carb.

876
00:40:58,525 --> 00:40:59,693
Wow.

877
00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:01,695
Her dad must be a genius.

878
00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:04,640
On my signal, unleash heck.

879
00:41:05,298 --> 00:41:06,332
Fire!

880
00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:10,470
Yes!

881
00:41:12,205 --> 00:41:14,507
I found a cure!

882
00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:16,743
Yes! Yes! She did it! She did it!

883
00:41:19,450 --> 00:41:20,280
Marcos!

884
00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:22,649
I did it. I did it.

885
00:41:25,385 --> 00:41:27,987
Remember, your size
doesn't determine your strength.

886
00:41:30,657 --> 00:41:33,993
Well, so far its Tabitha number one
and everybody else last.

887
00:41:35,328 --> 00:41:36,563
No!

888
00:41:43,536 --> 00:41:45,905
Psst. Hey, Tabitha. You're really...

889
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,874
A geek. I know.

890
00:41:47,974 --> 00:41:49,876
No. You're amazing.

891
00:41:50,410 --> 00:41:53,130
Oh. Thanks, Marcos.

892
00:41:53,790 --> 00:41:55,749
You'll be singing a different tune
at rehearsal!

893
00:41:56,483 --> 00:41:58,218
The wrong tune.

894
00:41:59,652 --> 00:42:01,788
You're so funny. Hilarious!

895
00:42:05,325 --> 00:42:07,927
And yeah, Templeton. Don't be late.

896
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,196
Late. I'm late.

897
00:42:10,263 --> 00:42:11,297
Next subject.

898
00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:12,432
Yes.

899
00:42:12,532 --> 00:42:13,566
Just a little further.

900
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,500
Gluel

901
00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:20,807
ah!

902
00:42:20,907 --> 00:42:23,276
- Excuse me.
- Yes, Marcos.

903
00:42:23,376 --> 00:42:25,645
Can I have a hall pass? I have to go.

904
00:42:26,379 --> 00:42:28,581
Voila. Feel free.

905
00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:30,383
Now what?

906
00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:32,850
Now what?

907
00:42:32,185 --> 00:42:33,720
Gluel

908
00:42:33,787 --> 00:42:35,522
glue is bad!

909
00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:38,425
Glue.

910
00:42:38,525 --> 00:42:40,560
Glue is good.

911
00:42:41,610 --> 00:42:43,596
How to get to the principal's office.

912
00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:45,832
Of course!

913
00:42:45,932 --> 00:42:48,735
You get sent to the principal's office.

914
00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:52,238
Booyah!

915
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,908
[think it's very vital

916
00:42:54,974 --> 00:42:56,760
to rock a rhyme...

917
00:42:56,609 --> 00:42:59,120
here we go
it's tricky to rock a rhyme»

918
00:42:59,112 --> 00:43:01,810
to rock a rhyme that's right on time»

919
00:43:01,147 --> 00:43:02,649
it's tricky

920
00:43:02,749 --> 00:43:04,517
it's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky

921
00:43:04,617 --> 00:43:06,453
it's tricky to rock a rhyme»

922
00:43:06,553 --> 00:43:08,888
to rock a rhyme that's right on time
its tricky...

923
00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:10,790
what's up, y'all?

924
00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:11,925
School is...

925
00:43:12,792 --> 00:43:14,394
Stupid.

926
00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:17,130
Listen, you know,
I acknowledge your anger.

927
00:43:17,230 --> 00:43:19,866
It's very feisty, but please sit down.

928
00:43:19,966 --> 00:43:20,967
Okay.

929
00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:22,435
Uh, no.

930
00:43:22,502 --> 00:43:25,472
Sitting is stupid.

931
00:43:25,572 --> 00:43:27,807
He's such a bad boy.

932
00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:32,178
it's tricky to rock a rhyme»

933
00:43:32,278 --> 00:43:34,981
to rock a rhyme that's right on time
it's tricky

934
00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:36,716
- how is it, d? >
- D it's tricky

935
00:43:36,816 --> 00:43:40,620
all ight. I'm afraid
you can't disrupt class any longer.

936
00:43:40,687 --> 00:43:44,570
Oh, no.
Are we gonna have a talk in your office?

937
00:43:44,157 --> 00:43:45,558
No.

938
00:43:45,658 --> 00:43:48,610
You are gonna have a time-out.

939
00:43:48,161 --> 00:43:50,300
- He's going in the box.
- The box?

940
00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:52,465
No. The box makes you crazy.

941
00:43:52,532 --> 00:43:53,566
The box?

942
00:43:58,471 --> 00:44:02,800
sail away, sail away, sail away

943
00:44:02,676 --> 00:44:04,344
start over, Marcos.

944
00:44:04,444 --> 00:44:06,980
Your time-out begins now.

945
00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:08,348
Relax.

946
00:44:08,448 --> 00:44:09,449
Wait!

947
00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:15,121
Don't cry. There, there.

948
00:44:15,188 --> 00:44:16,222
All better.

949
00:44:26,366 --> 00:44:28,968
It's like they always say.

950
00:44:29,350 --> 00:44:30,770
If you want something done right,

951
00:44:30,870 --> 00:44:32,839
you have to do it without your brother.

952
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,543
We meet again, doorknob.

953
00:44:43,249 --> 00:44:46,219
Hello. Welcome, welcome.

954
00:44:46,319 --> 00:44:48,588
Please, come in. Enitrez-vous.

955
00:44:48,688 --> 00:44:50,223
- You're here.
- Oh, yes.

956
00:44:50,323 --> 00:44:52,859
I... I was expecting you.

957
00:44:54,594 --> 00:44:56,960
L...

958
00:44:57,831 --> 00:44:59,399
I expected that you...

959
00:44:59,499 --> 00:45:01,568
Would be... expecting me.

960
00:45:01,668 --> 00:45:02,702
So there.

961
00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:06,439
Oh, and by the way,
I know why you're here.

962
00:45:06,539 --> 00:45:08,208
So... so there.

963
00:45:09,876 --> 00:45:10,910
You do?

964
00:45:11,110 --> 00:45:13,346
Mm-hmm. Yes, I do.

965
00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:16,516
- Have a seat, please.
- Thank you.

966
00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,118
You know what you are? Mmm?

967
00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:22,389
You are, if I may, extremely intelligent.

968
00:45:22,455 --> 00:45:23,456
Go on.

969
00:45:23,556 --> 00:45:26,526
As a matter of fact,
I've been observing you.

970
00:45:26,593 --> 00:45:28,928
Spends time wisely, check.

971
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,464
Makes good use
of classroom materials, check.

972
00:45:31,564 --> 00:45:33,533
Keeps hands to self, check.

973
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,702
Hey, forget "works well with others."

974
00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:38,772
You make others work well for you.

975
00:45:38,872 --> 00:45:42,108
That's literally the title
of the book I'm working on.

976
00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:43,109
No kidding.

977
00:45:43,209 --> 00:45:46,613
You had no business being
in yellow level, did you?

978
00:45:46,713 --> 00:45:47,947
It was sabotage.

979
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,116
Sabotage, exactly.ealousy, fear...

980
00:45:50,216 --> 00:45:51,584
Hey, I faced the same obstacles.

981
00:45:51,651 --> 00:45:56,890
In fact, you remind me a lot of myself
when I was your age,

982
00:45:56,956 --> 00:46:00,930
which is... now.

983
00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:04,798
What?

984
00:46:06,332 --> 00:46:09,436
Surprise. Surprise.

985
00:46:09,502 --> 00:46:11,971
What the frittata?

986
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:13,139
Well put.

987
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,508
He's a b... you're a baby.

988
00:46:15,608 --> 00:46:18,278
I repeat, you're a baby.

989
00:46:18,345 --> 00:46:20,613
So surprised you said it twice.

990
00:46:22,150 --> 00:46:24,984
Unfortunately, people are not ready

991
00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:29,322
for a baby in a position of power... yet.

992
00:46:29,923 --> 00:46:32,325
Remind me to get the number
of your mutton chop guy.

993
00:46:32,425 --> 00:46:35,328
You know, I could use somebody like you.

994
00:46:35,428 --> 00:46:39,320
With a superior intelligence, like my own.

995
00:46:39,132 --> 00:46:40,200
- Uh...
- Mmm.

996
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:42,702
- Really?
- Somebody who can, uh...

997
00:46:43,203 --> 00:46:45,372
Mmm.

998
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:46,840
Mmm. Yeah.

999
00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:50,100
Truly comprehend
what I'm trying to accomplish.

1000
00:46:50,110 --> 00:46:51,644
Well, you're looking at him.

1001
00:46:51,711 --> 00:46:53,130
Bingo. Mmm.

1002
00:46:53,546 --> 00:46:56,416
We have a secret level.
For very special babies.

1003
00:46:56,516 --> 00:46:58,818
Mmm. The best of the best. Ah, the elite.

1004
00:46:58,885 --> 00:46:59,886
Beyond blue?

1005
00:46:59,953 --> 00:47:02,220
Oh, yeah. Way beyond.

1006
00:47:02,122 --> 00:47:03,456
Way beyond.

1007
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:07,794
There's a meeting today after school.

1008
00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:09,229
Babies only.

1009
00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:10,530
We may be small,

1010
00:47:10,630 --> 00:47:14,501
but we're about to teach grown-ups
a big lesson.

1011
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:18,104
Lolly?

1012
00:47:18,204 --> 00:47:19,339
Okay.

1013
00:47:19,406 --> 00:47:20,740
Oh. Time for recess.

1014
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,750
Bye, bye.

1015
00:47:23,430 --> 00:47:25,145
Sayonara.

1016
00:47:29,582 --> 00:47:31,840
Well, I think that went well.

1017
00:47:33,530 --> 00:47:34,487
- You're a baby.
- What?

1018
00:47:34,554 --> 00:47:36,156
I repeat, you're a baby.

1019
00:47:36,222 --> 00:47:37,424
Is he talking to me?

1020
00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:40,393
He better not be talking to me,
because I'll... Armstrong?

1021
00:47:40,493 --> 00:47:43,630
You're right, Connie.
He's talking about Armstrong.

1022
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:45,765
I don't know what has gotten into her...

1023
00:47:45,865 --> 00:47:47,734
But she's acting strange, Dr. federman.

1024
00:47:49,369 --> 00:47:51,404
Isn't it a bit early for terrible twos?

1025
00:47:51,504 --> 00:47:52,839
Is there terrible ones?

1026
00:47:52,906 --> 00:47:55,442
- Is that a thing?
- Oh, piano playing bunny, you slay me.

1027
00:47:55,542 --> 00:47:56,810
Okey dokey.

1028
00:47:56,910 --> 00:48:00,580
We need some eyes on the prize,
visual confirmation here.

1029
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,783
Oh, daddy!

1030
00:48:03,883 --> 00:48:06,419
If I were there I'd pinch you so hard.

1031
00:48:06,519 --> 00:48:08,254
sail away, sail away...

1032
00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,230
your time-out has concluded.

1033
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,920
Sail a... sail away! What time is it?

1034
00:48:12,192 --> 00:48:13,827
It is time for recess.

1035
00:48:14,427 --> 00:48:15,895
I'm late. I'm late.

1036
00:48:15,962 --> 00:48:18,498
I mean, come on.
He'll understand, right?

1037
00:48:18,598 --> 00:48:20,400
Okay. Where is he? Where is he?

1038
00:48:23,236 --> 00:48:26,740
- Umph! Yeah, baby!
- No. Not my bows.

1039
00:48:26,806 --> 00:48:28,975
But they're not your bows...

1040
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:30,760
Dnymore.

1041
00:48:30,143 --> 00:48:32,278
Yep, where there's crying,
there's my brother.

1042
00:48:37,917 --> 00:48:39,486
- Psst.
- Here you go.

1043
00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:41,154
Cool.

1044
00:48:42,255 --> 00:48:44,290
Glue. Glue. Glue.

1045
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,610
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1046
00:48:48,128 --> 00:48:49,996
Hey, blue. Where do you think
youse going?

1047
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,998
- You lost?
- Could you let me through, please?

1048
00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:53,800
- No!
- So what?

1049
00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:56,236
Did you flunk coloring class, kid?

1050
00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:58,204
Really, guy?

1051
00:48:58,838 --> 00:49:00,373
Mmm. Cherry.

1052
00:49:00,907 --> 00:49:02,842
Go on. Blues on the other side.

1053
00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:05,178
- Let him through.
- Okay, he's cool.

1054
00:49:05,278 --> 00:49:07,480
See. I'm cool. I'm cool.

1055
00:49:08,481 --> 00:49:09,716
You failed me, Tim.

1056
00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:12,519
I was desperate. I crawled.

1057
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:15,488
I did things with glue
that I'm not proud of,

1058
00:49:15,588 --> 00:49:16,589
but I made it.

1059
00:49:16,656 --> 00:49:18,358
I made it all the way
to Armstrong's office

1060
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:20,493
and then... where's Tim?

1061
00:49:20,593 --> 00:49:21,728
I know, I... where's Tim?

1062
00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:22,962
- I tried to...
- Where's Tim?

1063
00:49:22,996 --> 00:49:24,197
I was in the box, okay!

1064
00:49:24,297 --> 00:49:25,298
The box?

1065
00:49:25,365 --> 00:49:26,299
The box?

1066
00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:27,400
Glue.

1067
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:28,868
Yeah, that's right.

1068
00:49:28,968 --> 00:49:30,236
- The box!
- The box.

1069
00:49:30,270 --> 00:49:31,404
Show a little respect.

1070
00:49:32,172 --> 00:49:34,541
See, Tim, this is why I work alone.

1071
00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:37,143
I'll succeed in the mission.

1072
00:49:37,210 --> 00:49:38,712
You can take the pony home.

1073
00:49:38,812 --> 00:49:41,981
The only thing you're ever gonna
succeed at is being alone.

1074
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,216
- Fine.
- Fine!

1075
00:49:43,316 --> 00:49:44,684
Finel

1076
00:49:44,784 --> 00:49:47,120
- I like ponies.
- Ah!

1077
00:49:47,187 --> 00:49:48,555
Thank you for sharing.

1078
00:49:54,794 --> 00:49:57,397
You're blowing it, Templeton!

1079
00:49:57,497 --> 00:49:58,565
Yeah, Templeton!

1080
00:49:58,665 --> 00:49:59,699
I'm trying.

1081
00:49:59,799 --> 00:50:02,569
Ugh!
You always come in a beat late.

1082
00:50:02,669 --> 00:50:05,138
I'm sorry, Nathan. I'm doing my best.

1083
00:50:05,205 --> 00:50:09,342
Your best is gonna keep me out
of going touilliard.

1084
00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:11,745
- Yeah, Templeton!
- It's one, two, three,

1085
00:50:11,845 --> 00:50:15,480
- and one, two, three.
- And one, two, three.

1086
00:50:15,148 --> 00:50:18,385
- And one, two, three.
- And one, two, three.

1087
00:50:18,485 --> 00:50:20,854
- And one, two...
- Oh, come on!

1088
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,255
Are you kidding me?

1089
00:50:22,355 --> 00:50:23,923
Iust can't do it right now, okay?

1090
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,425
I can't. Iust can't.

1091
00:50:25,525 --> 00:50:27,627
- I'll do it tomorrow.
- Seriously?

1092
00:50:29,562 --> 00:50:31,798
All right. All right. All right.

1093
00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:33,933
See you at the pageant tomorrow.

1094
00:50:34,567 --> 00:50:35,935
Beat it.

1095
00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:43,777
Oh, Nathan, Nathan, let me do it.

1096
00:50:43,877 --> 00:50:46,479
Let me do it, Nathan.
I wanna sing the song.

1097
00:50:46,579 --> 00:50:50,283
No. I wanna see her fail.

1098
00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:53,553
Oh. Pure genius.

1099
00:50:55,855 --> 00:50:56,856
I can't wait.

1100
00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:57,924
We'll see about that.

1101
00:50:59,259 --> 00:51:01,628
Goodbye, children. Sayonara.

1102
00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:04,497
Auf wiedersehen. Adieu.

1103
00:51:04,597 --> 00:51:06,466
Adios, ninos.

1104
00:51:10,437 --> 00:51:12,172
Oh, come on!

1105
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,441
Ah!

1106
00:51:17,210 --> 00:51:19,546
Oh, my gosh!

1107
00:51:19,612 --> 00:51:22,849
Stop what you're doing.

1108
00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:24,951
I see a baby pony.

1109
00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:27,821
I like ponies.

1110
00:51:28,955 --> 00:51:32,292
Over there! So cute!

1111
00:51:40,834 --> 00:51:42,602
That's it? No "hello"?

1112
00:51:42,669 --> 00:51:44,337
Not even a "hi, mom"? “What?

1113
00:51:44,437 --> 00:51:46,390
Hi, Tabitha!

1114
00:51:46,139 --> 00:51:47,173
Oh.

1115
00:51:47,273 --> 00:51:48,875
Hi.

1116
00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:52,379
What? You never told me
you had an older sister who could drive.

1117
00:51:52,479 --> 00:51:53,947
Uh... that's my mom.

1118
00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:55,482
Tabitha, don't interrupt.

1119
00:51:55,582 --> 00:51:56,983
I'm a new friend of Tabitha's...

1120
00:51:57,830 --> 00:51:58,718
Hey, stop.

1121
00:51:58,818 --> 00:51:59,719
Oh, really?

1122
00:51:59,819 --> 00:52:02,655
- I mean, weust met.
- What's your name, new friend?

1123
00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:04,824
Stop. You're embarrassing me.

1124
00:52:04,924 --> 00:52:07,600
Marcos. Marcos lightspeed.

1125
00:52:08,461 --> 00:52:09,796
- Ow!
- Tinal

1126
00:52:09,863 --> 00:52:10,997
what is with you?

1127
00:52:11,970 --> 00:52:12,232
Cute kid.

1128
00:52:12,332 --> 00:52:17,170
Well, I better get going if I'm gonna walk
those three and a half miles home.

1129
00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:18,738
In the show.

1130
00:52:18,838 --> 00:52:20,173
Without aacket.

1131
00:52:21,410 --> 00:52:22,642
Three and a half miles?

1132
00:52:22,709 --> 00:52:25,450
Three and a half, six, somewhere in there.

1133
00:52:25,145 --> 00:52:27,480
Yeah, well, that TV dinner
is not gonna microwave itself.

1134
00:52:27,547 --> 00:52:29,683
- TV dinner?
- Yeah. I'm a latchkey kid,

1135
00:52:29,783 --> 00:52:31,251
so I eat whatever I want,

1136
00:52:31,351 --> 00:52:33,119
and cartoons are my babysitter.

1137
00:52:33,153 --> 00:52:34,254
- No!
- Oh, yeah.

1138
00:52:36,523 --> 00:52:39,826
strangers in the night

1139
00:52:39,893 --> 00:52:42,228
exchanging glances»

1140
00:52:42,328 --> 00:52:43,496
jd lovers...

1141
00:52:43,563 --> 00:52:44,798
what is this?

1142
00:52:45,365 --> 00:52:46,566
Some kind of prank?

1143
00:52:47,233 --> 00:52:48,768
Children can be so cruel.

1144
00:52:48,868 --> 00:52:49,969
Hello?

1145
00:53:05,418 --> 00:53:09,890
Whoa! This is exactly
like Bill Gates' rec room,

1146
00:53:09,189 --> 00:53:10,857
but a little smaller.

1147
00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:22,402
What is all this?

1148
00:53:23,837 --> 00:53:25,305
Research and development?

1149
00:53:26,773 --> 00:53:28,241
Product testing?

1150
00:53:31,344 --> 00:53:35,810
Huh. Something tells me
this isn't day care.

1151
00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:39,252
Boy, could I use a spy camera
right about now.

1152
00:53:43,623 --> 00:53:44,758
Anyway...

1153
00:53:48,228 --> 00:53:50,430
Aw...

1154
00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:53,800
Now, aren't you a cutie
in that little karate outfit.

1155
00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:56,569
Huh.

1156
00:53:58,905 --> 00:54:01,141
Is this some kind of a ninja boy band?

1157
00:54:02,909 --> 00:54:06,479
Whoal

1158
00:54:07,313 --> 00:54:09,115
whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1159
00:54:12,318 --> 00:54:14,870
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!

1160
00:54:14,154 --> 00:54:15,689
Whoa!

1161
00:54:15,789 --> 00:54:16,890
I give up!

1162
00:54:17,624 --> 00:54:20,627
Cobra kail

1163
00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:25,498
sayonara, baby!

1164
00:54:25,598 --> 00:54:27,500
- Hey, there you are.
- Oh, hello.

1165
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,935
Thank you.

1166
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,870
I see that you've angered my baby ninjas.

1167
00:54:30,970 --> 00:54:33,606
Oh, boy. Shoo! Shoo!

1168
00:54:33,673 --> 00:54:37,210
What maniacal underground fortress
doesn't have ninjas, am I right?

1169
00:54:37,310 --> 00:54:40,460
Impressive, huh? Pretty impressive.
What do you think?

1170
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:44,170
I know tuition's pretty steep,
but how do you afford all this?

1171
00:54:44,117 --> 00:54:45,819
Oh, that's a good question.

1172
00:54:45,919 --> 00:54:47,821
I taught babies to code.

1173
00:54:47,921 --> 00:54:49,489
- No!
- Yes, you know what they say

1174
00:54:49,589 --> 00:54:52,826
about having an infinite amount of monkeys
banging on typewriters.

1175
00:54:52,926 --> 00:54:54,661
They will eventually write Shakespeare.

1176
00:54:54,761 --> 00:54:57,970
A-plus. Oh, boy. You are smart.

1177
00:54:57,163 --> 00:55:00,700
Or the most popular apps
that money can buy.

1178
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,635
Apps. They're writing apps.

1179
00:55:02,702 --> 00:55:05,638
Cat chat, palm doodle,

1180
00:55:05,705 --> 00:55:08,508
oh, find my nose, stock crush.

1181
00:55:08,608 --> 00:55:09,976
You did stock crush?

1182
00:55:10,430 --> 00:55:11,344
I love stock crush.

1183
00:55:11,444 --> 00:55:12,879
All us.

1184
00:55:12,979 --> 00:55:16,683
But my next app,
ooh, it's gonna change the world.

1185
00:55:17,617 --> 00:55:18,618
Forever.

1186
00:55:18,685 --> 00:55:19,986
So why bother with a school?

1187
00:55:20,553 --> 00:55:22,522
You could go public and make millions.

1188
00:55:22,622 --> 00:55:24,457
Oh!

1189
00:55:24,524 --> 00:55:26,693
- Billions.
- Billions.

1190
00:55:26,793 --> 00:55:29,763
Yeah, but some things
are more important than money.

1191
00:55:29,863 --> 00:55:31,364
Please don't say "love."

1192
00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:33,600
Mmm. Power.

1193
00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:35,301
That's more like it.

1194
00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:38,371
Wow. This is so amazing.

1195
00:55:38,471 --> 00:55:41,341
First the ride,
and now a full sit-down dinner.

1196
00:55:41,408 --> 00:55:43,343
Wow. What a palace!

1197
00:55:43,410 --> 00:55:44,778
I mean, you have electricity?

1198
00:55:44,878 --> 00:55:45,879
Well, yeah.

1199
00:55:45,979 --> 00:55:47,747
Man, you guys are beyond generous.

1200
00:55:47,847 --> 00:55:49,315
You're welcome anytime.

1201
00:55:49,883 --> 00:55:52,185
Tabitha, you mind setting the table?

1202
00:55:52,252 --> 00:55:53,253
Okay, mom!

1203
00:55:53,353 --> 00:55:55,455
Really? You'reust gonna
throw that right there, huh?

1204
00:55:56,589 --> 00:55:58,240
Psst. Psst.

1205
00:55:58,910 --> 00:55:59,225
Daddy.

1206
00:55:59,325 --> 00:56:00,427
It's Marcos.

1207
00:56:02,162 --> 00:56:05,432
What? He kicked me off the mission.
He can't do that. Only I can do that.

1208
00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:06,700
You're back on the mission.

1209
00:56:06,766 --> 00:56:08,401
No need. I have my own mission now.

1210
00:56:08,501 --> 00:56:10,570
What could be more important
than my mission?

1211
00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:12,505
Gotta go. Lightspeed out.

1212
00:56:13,506 --> 00:56:15,408
This is so great.

1213
00:56:15,508 --> 00:56:16,843
Well, I hope you're hungry.

1214
00:56:16,910 --> 00:56:18,945
Been so long since I've used silverware.

1215
00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:21,247
So, how'd you like your first day?

1216
00:56:21,348 --> 00:56:22,549
Kind of intense.

1217
00:56:22,615 --> 00:56:24,417
Yeah. You'll get used to it.

1218
00:56:24,517 --> 00:56:25,652
Even that Nathan kid?

1219
00:56:25,752 --> 00:56:27,654
Nathan. Ugh. He's a mess.

1220
00:56:27,754 --> 00:56:29,856
Yeah. He's such a square.

1221
00:56:29,923 --> 00:56:31,424
- "A square"?
- Uh...

1222
00:56:31,524 --> 00:56:35,161
Yeah, you know, like a dork. Dweeb.
Nerdlet. A real Poindexter. Lame-o.

1223
00:56:35,261 --> 00:56:38,980
Dorkus to the Max...
They used to call me.

1224
00:56:38,198 --> 00:56:40,300
- You're weird.
- I am?

1225
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,435
Yeah, but in a good way.

1226
00:56:43,603 --> 00:56:46,506
So, why is the pageant
stressing you out so much?

1227
00:56:46,606 --> 00:56:48,742
I have to sing.

1228
00:56:48,808 --> 00:56:50,944
- So what?
- I don't know.

1229
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:55,582
My whole family is going to be there,
including my dad.

1230
00:56:55,648 --> 00:56:57,317
Oh. Right.

1231
00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:00,453
You're embarrassed of him?

1232
00:57:00,553 --> 00:57:02,522
No! No, it's not that.

1233
00:57:03,790 --> 00:57:06,192
It'sust, he's really good
at this kind of thing.

1234
00:57:06,292 --> 00:57:09,950
Being creative and using your imagination.

1235
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:11,164
But it's hard for me.

1236
00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:14,801
Iust want him to be proud of me.
You know?

1237
00:57:17,337 --> 00:57:18,338
Really?

1238
00:57:18,938 --> 00:57:20,306
Well, yeah.

1239
00:57:22,575 --> 00:57:24,344
Um, who are these extra plates for?

1240
00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:26,790
Mom and dad.

1241
00:57:26,146 --> 00:57:27,847
Hey! The key still works.

1242
00:57:27,947 --> 00:57:29,649
You guys should really change the locks.

1243
00:57:29,749 --> 00:57:31,484
- Oh, you made it.
- Look who's here.

1244
00:57:31,584 --> 00:57:33,860
- Mom and dad.
- Grandma! Grandpa!

1245
00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:34,521
There she is!

1246
00:57:34,621 --> 00:57:36,222
Come here, my little tabby cat.
You're here!

1247
00:57:36,256 --> 00:57:37,590
Look at how big you are!

1248
00:57:37,657 --> 00:57:39,626
You're almost a teenager.
Can you vote yet?

1249
00:57:39,693 --> 00:57:42,295
- Ten and a half more years.
- Daddy, they're gonna recognize you.

1250
00:57:42,328 --> 00:57:43,430
No, no. It's fine.

1251
00:57:43,496 --> 00:57:45,632
I've got the glasses. See?

1252
00:57:45,699 --> 00:57:47,233
- Selfie!
- How do you do it again?

1253
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:48,735
- Bring out the baby.
- Hide!

1254
00:57:48,835 --> 00:57:51,371
- Where are you hiding that baby?
-ust be cool. Be cool.

1255
00:57:51,371 --> 00:57:52,772
- There she is.
- Hello.

1256
00:57:52,806 --> 00:57:54,107
Hey, who's the new guy?

1257
00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:55,809
- That's Marcos.
- I gotcha!

1258
00:57:58,812 --> 00:58:00,513
Attention, babies.

1259
00:58:00,613 --> 00:58:03,249
Bienvenue. Willkommen.

1260
00:58:03,350 --> 00:58:06,353
Dobro pozhalovat' and namaste.

1261
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,655
Uh, babies.

1262
00:58:09,289 --> 00:58:12,225
Hey, no more screen time.

1263
00:58:13,993 --> 00:58:17,764
Listen. Believe it or not,
I used to beust like you.

1264
00:58:17,864 --> 00:58:20,967
Yes. I even had parents.

1265
00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:24,700
Mine were child psychologists

1266
00:58:24,170 --> 00:58:27,440
- who made me part of an experiment.
- Really?

1267
00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:31,511
They exposed me to 10,000 hours of Mozart,

1268
00:58:31,578 --> 00:58:34,447
language lessons and public radio.
“Wow.

1269
00:58:34,547 --> 00:58:35,882
I hate public radio.

1270
00:58:35,982 --> 00:58:39,219
It was at that point I realized
I was smarter than my parents.

1271
00:58:39,319 --> 00:58:43,757
And with my first step,
I ran away from home.

1272
00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:47,260
Why? They pushed me around.

1273
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,362
I got told what to do all the time.

1274
00:58:50,497 --> 00:58:53,433
But a single word changed my life.

1275
00:58:53,533 --> 00:58:54,567
"No."

1276
00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:56,569
- Say it.
- No!

1277
00:58:56,669 --> 00:58:57,671
Take a nap.

1278
00:58:57,704 --> 00:58:58,571
Nyet!

1279
00:58:58,672 --> 00:59:00,507
- Put on your coat.
- Nein/

1280
00:59:00,573 --> 00:59:01,608
eat your vegetables.

1281
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:02,942
Nahi.

1282
00:59:03,430 --> 00:59:05,512
Are you gonna let grown-ups
push you around?

1283
00:59:05,578 --> 00:59:07,470
No! No! No, no, no!

1284
00:59:07,113 --> 00:59:09,820
- Are you?
- Good god, no!

1285
00:59:09,182 --> 00:59:10,283
That's right.

1286
00:59:10,383 --> 00:59:13,620
Why do parents get to be in charge anyway?

1287
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,722
They had their chance,
and what did we get?

1288
00:59:15,789 --> 00:59:19,559
Pollution, politics, wars.

1289
00:59:19,626 --> 00:59:22,950
Ooh.

1290
00:59:22,195 --> 00:59:24,130
Not "ooh." Boo!

1291
00:59:24,230 --> 00:59:25,965
Boo!

1292
00:59:26,660 --> 00:59:29,436
The only thing holding us back is them,

1293
00:59:29,536 --> 00:59:31,104
but not anymore!

1294
00:59:31,204 --> 00:59:35,175
The moment that we've worked so hard for
is almost here.

1295
00:59:35,275 --> 00:59:36,509
- B-day!
- B-day?

1296
00:59:36,609 --> 00:59:37,610
B-day.

1297
00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:39,112
I'm this many.

1298
00:59:39,212 --> 00:59:42,820
No, it's not your birthday.

1299
00:59:42,148 --> 00:59:44,918
It's the beginning of the baby revolution.

1300
00:59:44,984 --> 00:59:48,121
Yay! And there'll be cake.

1301
00:59:48,221 --> 00:59:49,622
Cake for everybody.

1302
00:59:49,723 --> 00:59:52,580
B-day! B-day! B-day!
Cake! Cake! Cake!

1303
00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:53,593
No more rules.

1304
00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:55,428
Ooh 132 la.

1305
00:59:55,495 --> 00:59:57,330
- No more parents.
- Cake. Cake. Cake.

1306
00:59:57,430 --> 00:59:58,431
Uh-oh.

1307
00:59:58,498 --> 00:59:59,632
Pew, pew, pew!

1308
00:59:59,733 --> 01:00:02,836
Sayonara, mama and papal!

1309
01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:04,337
Oh, this is bad.

1310
01:00:04,938 --> 01:00:06,706
All right, pep rally's over.

1311
01:00:06,806 --> 01:00:08,641
Your parents are gonna pick you up.

1312
01:00:09,676 --> 01:00:11,211
This is my life's work.

1313
01:00:11,311 --> 01:00:14,214
Oh, yes, 17 long months.

1314
01:00:14,314 --> 01:00:16,716
To... no more parents.

1315
01:00:16,816 --> 01:00:18,485
Mmm.

1316
01:00:18,585 --> 01:00:20,487
Cheers to the revolution.

1317
01:00:22,155 --> 01:00:23,823
No. Nope. Nope.

1318
01:00:23,923 --> 01:00:25,458
- Oh, Tina.
- Oh, that's a keeper.

1319
01:00:25,525 --> 01:00:27,560
Oh, it's so cute. What's the app called?

1320
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:28,762
It's called qtsnap.

1321
01:00:28,828 --> 01:00:31,310
- Oh! Show me how to download that.
- Everyone has it.

1322
01:00:31,131 --> 01:00:32,499
So, Marcos.

1323
01:00:32,599 --> 01:00:34,634
- Lightspeed? Is that what you said?
- Mm-hmm.

1324
01:00:34,701 --> 01:00:36,436
Sounds like a cartoon name.

1325
01:00:36,503 --> 01:00:38,204
It really does.

1326
01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:43,410
Well, my parents,
they're a little wacky, so...

1327
01:00:45,111 --> 01:00:46,846
Huh. It's like I know you
from somewhere.

1328
01:00:46,946 --> 01:00:48,448
- Uh, I don't think so.
- That is a keeper too.

1329
01:00:48,481 --> 01:00:51,510
Hey! Hey! Doesn't he look familiar?

1330
01:00:51,151 --> 01:00:51,985
I don't think I do.

1331
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:53,486
Yeah, he looksust like Tim.

1332
01:00:53,553 --> 01:00:55,155
Yeah! You look like Tim!

1333
01:00:55,221 --> 01:00:56,823
Hmm?

1334
01:00:56,890 --> 01:00:58,825
Except Tim didn't wear glasses.

1335
01:00:58,892 --> 01:01:01,270
Ah, that's right. Tsk. Ah.

1336
01:01:01,127 --> 01:01:04,397
Huh. Well, how about that.

1337
01:01:04,497 --> 01:01:06,990
Hey, where is Tim anyway?

1338
01:01:06,199 --> 01:01:08,234
Tim and Ted are on a trip.

1339
01:01:08,334 --> 01:01:10,170
- Together?
- They're bonding.

1340
01:01:10,203 --> 01:01:12,405
Well, that's about time. Yeah.

1341
01:01:12,505 --> 01:01:14,741
Iust hope Tim's back in time
for the pageant.

1342
01:01:16,420 --> 01:01:18,878
Uh, why...
Why wouldn't he be there?

1343
01:01:18,978 --> 01:01:21,815
- Tim time.
- Tim time. Oh.

1344
01:01:21,881 --> 01:01:23,183
What's... what's Tim time?

1345
01:01:23,249 --> 01:01:24,684
- Go ahead.
- Okay.

1346
01:01:24,751 --> 01:01:28,722
Well, Marcos,
Tim time is like a black hole,

1347
01:01:28,822 --> 01:01:33,590
where things like reality
and being on time get lost.

1348
01:01:33,159 --> 01:01:34,427
Oh.

1349
01:01:34,527 --> 01:01:37,530
Tabitha's father
has a very active imagination.

1350
01:01:37,597 --> 01:01:38,965
Which is a good thing.

1351
01:01:39,650 --> 01:01:41,201
Yeah, that's...
I'd say that's a good thing.

1352
01:01:41,267 --> 01:01:44,504
Oh. Remember when he said
our boss was trying to kidnap us?

1353
01:01:44,571 --> 01:01:45,572
He did?

1354
01:01:45,672 --> 01:01:48,308
Or that his
baby brother could walk and talk,

1355
01:01:48,408 --> 01:01:50,910
but only when we weren't looking?

1356
01:01:53,346 --> 01:01:55,749
Wow. Turn around.

1357
01:01:57,684 --> 01:01:59,519
That's so dad.

1358
01:01:59,586 --> 01:02:01,988
You know, Ted was quite
a handful himself.

1359
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:03,957
Oh, he could be very...

1360
01:02:04,570 --> 01:02:06,159
- Uptight.
- Mmm. Yes. High-strung.

1361
01:02:06,226 --> 01:02:08,695
Oh, remember the time he sued us?

1362
01:02:08,762 --> 01:02:11,297
Teenagers. Ugh.

1363
01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:13,666
He really looked up
to his big brother though.

1364
01:02:13,767 --> 01:02:15,100
- He did?
- He did?

1365
01:02:15,101 --> 01:02:17,704
Oh, yeah.
He wouldn't leave him alone.

1366
01:02:17,771 --> 01:02:19,506
Everything Tim did, Teddy wanted to do.

1367
01:02:19,606 --> 01:02:20,607
Really? Yeah.

1368
01:02:20,707 --> 01:02:22,976
Tagalong-Teddy we called him.

1369
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,512
- Well, not to his face.
- No, not to his face.

1370
01:02:25,545 --> 01:02:27,280
He was very litigious.

1371
01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:29,749
But you know what?
Your dad didn't mind.

1372
01:02:29,816 --> 01:02:31,651
He was so proud of his little brother.

1373
01:02:31,751 --> 01:02:33,486
- Oh, yeah.
- He loved showing him off.

1374
01:02:33,586 --> 01:02:36,122
Those guys did everything together.

1375
01:02:36,222 --> 01:02:38,358
They were best friends.

1376
01:02:38,458 --> 01:02:41,628
Just like you and me. Right, Tina?

1377
01:02:41,728 --> 01:02:43,630
Best friends forever.

1378
01:02:43,129 --> 01:02:44,431
Tickle monster!

1379
01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:46,132
That's so sweet.

1380
01:02:54,674 --> 01:02:57,100
- And this is my closet.
- Oh, cool closet.

1381
01:02:57,770 --> 01:02:59,479
And this is my bed, and this is my fish.

1382
01:02:59,579 --> 01:03:01,948
Hey! Wanna see something really cool?

1383
01:03:02,150 --> 01:03:03,160
Sure.

1384
01:03:04,317 --> 01:03:06,653
I made this vocalizer for Dr. Hawking.

1385
01:03:06,753 --> 01:03:08,888
- Hey, my old...
- What did you do?

1386
01:03:08,988 --> 01:03:10,230
Check this out.

1387
01:03:10,123 --> 01:03:11,858
Say hello, Dr. Hawking.

1388
01:03:13,930 --> 01:03:14,994
Hel...

1389
01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:16,496
Um...

1390
01:03:16,596 --> 01:03:18,798
He has performance anxiety.

1391
01:03:18,865 --> 01:03:20,133
Mmm. Yep.

1392
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,100
Oh! This is lamb lamb.

1393
01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,303
Hey, lamb lamb.

1394
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:26,339
That's my galaxy model
right up there on my shelf.

1395
01:03:26,439 --> 01:03:28,842
My scientist of the week award.
“Wow.

1396
01:03:28,942 --> 01:03:31,511
My geode rock collection and my telescope.

1397
01:03:31,611 --> 01:03:34,714
Sweet. Hey, cool guitar.

1398
01:03:34,814 --> 01:03:36,349
Yeah. That's my dad's.

1399
01:03:36,449 --> 01:03:38,151
Cool dad.

1400
01:03:38,218 --> 01:03:39,152
Are you okay?

1401
01:03:39,219 --> 01:03:41,221
Yeah, I'm a lot taller in my mind.

1402
01:03:42,222 --> 01:03:45,492
Hey, if you want,
I can help you with your song.

1403
01:03:45,558 --> 01:03:47,227
No! You can't.

1404
01:03:47,327 --> 01:03:48,361
Your ears will bleed.

1405
01:03:48,461 --> 01:03:50,663
Oh, please. It'll be fun.

1406
01:03:50,730 --> 01:03:52,465
How about this one? It's a classic.

1407
01:03:53,299 --> 01:03:55,335
Do we have to?

1408
01:03:55,402 --> 01:03:56,669
Come on, let's try.

1409
01:03:58,571 --> 01:03:59,673
Okay.

1410
01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:03,376
It's not gonna be good though.

1411
01:04:03,476 --> 01:04:05,311
Noudgment. We'reust having fun.

1412
01:04:10,884 --> 01:04:14,587
there's no place like home

1413
01:04:14,688 --> 01:04:17,657
for the holidays

1414
01:04:17,724 --> 01:04:19,426
please, stop.

1415
01:04:19,526 --> 01:04:21,761
No, stop. Ah...

1416
01:04:21,861 --> 01:04:24,364
no matter how far away you roam

1417
01:04:26,433 --> 01:04:28,268
good... try.

1418
01:04:28,601 --> 01:04:30,904
Ugh! Iust get so nervous.

1419
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:32,205
That's okay.

1420
01:04:33,406 --> 01:04:38,545
Listen, all you gotta do is imagine
that you're inside the song.

1421
01:04:39,112 --> 01:04:42,382
Everything in the lyrics
is actually happening to you.

1422
01:04:43,283 --> 01:04:45,118
And you can see the notes.

1423
01:04:50,523 --> 01:04:54,160
»> well, if you want
to sing out, sing out

1424
01:04:54,260 --> 01:04:58,640
and if you want to be free, be free

1425
01:04:58,131 --> 01:05:01,134
» cause there's a million things fo be
wow. Whoa!

1426
01:05:01,234 --> 01:05:02,769
> You know that there are»

1427
01:05:02,869 --> 01:05:03,870
Marcos, wait up!

1428
01:05:03,937 --> 01:05:05,305
Come on.

1429
01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:07,607
and if you want to sing high
sing high

1430
01:05:07,707 --> 01:05:09,750
that's a little too high!

1431
01:05:09,109 --> 01:05:11,311
and if you want to sing low, sing low»

1432
01:05:11,411 --> 01:05:12,645
I got ya.

1433
01:05:12,746 --> 01:05:16,160
'cause there's a million ways fo go >

1434
01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:17,350
> you know that there are»

1435
01:05:17,450 --> 01:05:19,819
OMG, that's a lot.

1436
01:05:19,919 --> 01:05:23,523
aha, its easy»

1437
01:05:23,623 --> 01:05:28,128
aha, you only need fo try

1438
01:05:31,965 --> 01:05:33,833
you can sing what you want

1439
01:05:33,933 --> 01:05:35,468
yeah! This is fun!

1440
01:05:35,568 --> 01:05:37,404
the opportunity's yours»

1441
01:05:37,470 --> 01:05:38,471
whoo!

1442
01:05:39,105 --> 01:05:41,775
and if you do it your way

1443
01:05:41,841 --> 01:05:43,900
whoa.

1444
01:05:43,109 --> 01:05:45,512
you can do it today

1445
01:05:45,612 --> 01:05:48,348
Marcos, wait! Where are you?

1446
01:05:48,448 --> 01:05:50,500
Come on. You can do it.

1447
01:05:50,830 --> 01:05:51,951
I can't. I can't.

1448
01:06:02,195 --> 01:06:03,830
Now go for it.

1449
01:06:09,769 --> 01:06:11,571
Whoa.

1450
01:06:14,374 --> 01:06:15,375
Hey.

1451
01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:17,444
it's easy

1452
01:06:19,612 --> 01:06:23,490
you only need fo try >

1453
01:06:23,149 --> 01:06:24,851
all right. My turn.

1454
01:06:24,951 --> 01:06:26,319
Here we go. It's all you.

1455
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,856
and if I want to sing out, sing out

1456
01:06:29,956 --> 01:06:30,957
yes, let it out.

1457
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,560
> And if I want to be free, be free

1458
01:06:34,327 --> 01:06:37,330
'cause there's a million things fo be;

1459
01:06:37,397 --> 01:06:39,999
I know that there are
I know that there are >

1460
01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:48,740
I know that there are >»
=> you know that there are >

1461
01:06:48,508 --> 01:06:51,611
/ know that there are

1462
01:06:55,882 --> 01:06:57,784
wow. That was so great.

1463
01:06:57,884 --> 01:06:59,786
No, you were so great.

1464
01:06:59,886 --> 01:07:01,187
Thanks, Marcos.

1465
01:07:01,254 --> 01:07:02,355
Wha...

1466
01:07:02,422 --> 01:07:05,910
- Oh, that's a keeper.
- They can see us.

1467
01:07:05,191 --> 01:07:06,526
Guys, come on.

1468
01:07:06,593 --> 01:07:07,961
Stop. No, do it. Do it.

1469
01:07:09,162 --> 01:07:10,930
Oh, no.

1470
01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:13,330
Parents, right?

1471
01:07:13,990 --> 01:07:14,601
Bye, Templeton family!

1472
01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:16,360
- Bye-bye.
- Bye, Marcos.

1473
01:07:16,102 --> 01:07:17,137
Lightspeed.

1474
01:07:17,237 --> 01:07:18,938
- Weird kid.
- Yeah, I don't like him.

1475
01:07:22,275 --> 01:07:24,411
catch my eye

1476
01:07:25,412 --> 01:07:27,814
take my hand

1477
01:07:28,948 --> 01:07:30,583
this bond is tighter than we...

1478
01:07:30,684 --> 01:07:32,218
you go get 'em, Tabitha.

1479
01:07:32,285 --> 01:07:33,753
...Ever planned >

1480
01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:37,323
give me courage

1481
01:07:37,424 --> 01:07:39,426
>so [can land >

1482
01:07:39,526 --> 01:07:41,428
pick up, pick up, pick up.

1483
01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:44,464
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Choo-choo!

1484
01:07:44,564 --> 01:07:46,966
Don't they understand
it's the fate of the world?

1485
01:07:47,670 --> 01:07:48,968
I've been on hold forever!

1486
01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:50,904
All operators are currently napping.

1487
01:07:50,937 --> 01:07:53,440
I've been on hold so long
I got a tooth growing in.

1488
01:07:53,540 --> 01:07:55,742
Back in my day, we wrote memos.

1489
01:07:55,809 --> 01:07:57,243
That's cute and old-timey.

1490
01:07:58,778 --> 01:08:00,680
I weep for the future.

1491
01:08:00,780 --> 01:08:03,516
Do you wanna talk about your feelings now
while I'm on hold?

1492
01:08:03,616 --> 01:08:05,719
- I can give you 20 minutes.
- No.

1493
01:08:05,785 --> 01:08:07,320
Let's get to the nut. The nugget.

1494
01:08:07,420 --> 01:08:08,521
What are you afraid of?

1495
01:08:08,621 --> 01:08:11,358
Sharks.
Getting shot in the head with an arrow.

1496
01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:13,460
And the IRS. That's it.

1497
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,928
There you go. Was that so hard?

1498
01:08:14,994 --> 01:08:15,995
Baby steps.

1499
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:17,764
Now, what about being lonely?

1500
01:08:17,831 --> 01:08:19,632
- I'm not lonely.
- Mm-hmm.

1501
01:08:19,733 --> 01:08:22,680
I'must alone.

1502
01:08:22,135 --> 01:08:24,604
- There's a difference.
- I think it's time you read your file.

1503
01:08:24,637 --> 01:08:26,539
-ust give me.
- Uh-uh-uh-uh.

1504
01:08:26,639 --> 01:08:30,143
Whoa! This is it? It's so thin.

1505
01:08:31,444 --> 01:08:34,514
Dear boss baby, I promise you this:

1506
01:08:34,614 --> 01:08:37,183
Every morning when you wake up,
I will be there.

1507
01:08:37,283 --> 01:08:39,753
Every night at dinner, I will be there.

1508
01:08:39,819 --> 01:08:43,490
Every birthday party,
every Christmas morning, I will be there.

1509
01:08:43,590 --> 01:08:46,626
Year after year after year.

1510
01:08:47,293 --> 01:08:51,531
And you and I will always be brothers.

1511
01:08:52,298 --> 01:08:53,533
Always.

1512
01:08:54,367 --> 01:08:56,736
Makes me wanna make a sad face.

1513
01:09:02,342 --> 01:09:03,543
We wereust kids.

1514
01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:06,513
We didn't know anything
about the real world.

1515
01:09:06,613 --> 01:09:09,349
And eventually, you have to grow up.

1516
01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:12,719
Just because you grow up,
it doesn't mean you have to grow apart.

1517
01:09:12,819 --> 01:09:13,820
I don't know.

1518
01:09:13,887 --> 01:09:15,488
Maybe it's already too late.

1519
01:09:17,390 --> 01:09:18,925
Sorry I'm late.

1520
01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,327
Daddy! Daddy, daddy.

1521
01:09:21,394 --> 01:09:24,164
- What's going on?
- Uncle Ted really misses you.

1522
01:09:24,230 --> 01:09:25,465
Isn't that nice?

1523
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:32,205
So, hey, uh, what you doing?

1524
01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:34,700
Oh, I was, uh... I don't know.

1525
01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:36,176
I wasust working on this.

1526
01:09:41,314 --> 01:09:43,917
Look, I'm sorry about
what I said at recess.

1527
01:09:44,170 --> 01:09:46,519
What happens on the playground
stays on the playground.

1528
01:09:46,586 --> 01:09:48,321
I was worried about Tabitha, you know?

1529
01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:49,889
She's your daughter. I get it.

1530
01:09:49,989 --> 01:09:53,560
This whole time, I was thinking about
what I wanted and not what she needed.

1531
01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:56,290
I think I finally got this parenting thing
figured out.

1532
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,465
Gold star for you, daddy.
Keep it up, pops.

1533
01:09:58,565 --> 01:10:02,102
Well, about that, Armstrong wants to
get rid of parents somehow.

1534
01:10:02,202 --> 01:10:04,304
- Sorry, what?
- He's planning a baby revolution.

1535
01:10:04,404 --> 01:10:08,241
Ugh, come on!ust when I got good
at this whole parenting thing.

1536
01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:10,410
- We gotta stop him.
- Not we.

1537
01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:12,112
- You?
- Neither one of us.

1538
01:10:12,212 --> 01:10:14,280
- Babycorp is taking it from here.
- Ah.

1539
01:10:14,381 --> 01:10:16,416
They're gonna send in the baby seals
or something?

1540
01:10:16,516 --> 01:10:18,218
- Looks like it.
- So, you'll, um...

1541
01:10:18,284 --> 01:10:20,120
You'll be headed back to your office?

1542
01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:22,689
Uh, yeah.
Well, keep in touch, Tim.

1543
01:10:22,756 --> 01:10:25,959
Hello? Babycorp?
Thank goodness, babycorp.

1544
01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:28,940
Well, babyco... what?

1545
01:10:28,194 --> 01:10:30,797
What are you saying
there's not enough evidence, babycorp?

1546
01:10:30,897 --> 01:10:32,899
- Uh-oh.
- So, you're not gonna do anything?

1547
01:10:32,966 --> 01:10:34,567
But, babycorp... ugh!

1548
01:10:34,634 --> 01:10:36,336
Well, then we'll take care of it!

1549
01:10:36,436 --> 01:10:39,105
You know what, babycorp? I quit!

1550
01:10:39,205 --> 01:10:41,541
What a bunch of diaper sniffers. Well...

1551
01:10:42,742 --> 01:10:45,111
Looks like we have to stop Armstrong
ourselves.

1552
01:10:45,211 --> 01:10:46,479
We're going rogue.

1553
01:10:46,579 --> 01:10:47,647
I like it!

1554
01:10:47,747 --> 01:10:49,416
- So, the mission's back on?
- Yeah!

1555
01:10:49,482 --> 01:10:52,952
If you two can put up with each other
a little longer.

1556
01:10:53,530 --> 01:10:55,255
I suppose I can live with that. Tim?

1557
01:10:55,321 --> 01:10:56,322
I think that's doable.

1558
01:10:56,389 --> 01:10:57,290
Yay!

1559
01:10:57,390 --> 01:10:59,159
Forced together again!

1560
01:10:59,259 --> 01:11:01,628
It's 8:45 P.M.

1561
01:11:01,728 --> 01:11:03,797
Okay. Now our clock is ticking.

1562
01:11:03,897 --> 01:11:07,634
We have to stop Armstrong
before the formula wears off.

1563
01:11:07,734 --> 01:11:10,603
Working as a team,
we will strike at the pageant.

1564
01:11:10,670 --> 01:11:11,671
Go, Tina!

1565
01:11:11,771 --> 01:11:14,700
Now, this top-secret document...

1566
01:11:14,107 --> 01:11:17,577
- Sweeltie, it's the program.
- This top-secret program

1567
01:11:17,644 --> 01:11:20,947
reveals that Armstrong is scheduled
to address the audience,

1568
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,850
which he will do right here,
at the very end.

1569
01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:25,285
We need someone backstage.

1570
01:11:25,352 --> 01:11:26,653
Tim, that's you.

1571
01:11:26,753 --> 01:11:29,222
How am I gonna get backstage
if I'm not in the pageant?

1572
01:11:29,322 --> 01:11:31,570
My people will take care of that.

1573
01:11:31,925 --> 01:11:32,926
Ah!

1574
01:11:32,992 --> 01:11:34,194
Thank you. Thank you.

1575
01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:35,295
- No!
- Great.

1576
01:11:35,362 --> 01:11:36,463
And... go!

1577
01:11:37,697 --> 01:11:38,865
Gluel

1578
01:11:41,201 --> 01:11:43,370
- no!
- There, there. All better.

1579
01:11:43,470 --> 01:11:44,504
Awesome!

1580
01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:48,508
Now, I'll be your eyes and your ears
in the audience.

1581
01:11:48,608 --> 01:11:50,310
I can't let mommy see me talk,

1582
01:11:50,377 --> 01:11:52,512
or she's gonna start squealing
and hugging me,

1583
01:11:52,612 --> 01:11:55,849
but these little doodads
will let you understand my baby talk.

1584
01:11:55,949 --> 01:11:57,317
It's called a gaga device.

1585
01:11:57,384 --> 01:11:58,618
- Hmm.
- Aw, that's cute.

1586
01:11:58,685 --> 01:12:00,153
Check it out.

1587
01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:01,821
- Can you hear me, daddy?
- Also cute.

1588
01:12:01,888 --> 01:12:06,359
Meanwhile, with my new purple status,
I can stay close to Armstrong.

1589
01:12:07,127 --> 01:12:08,762
Um, that's... that's an eyebrow.

1590
01:12:08,862 --> 01:12:11,331
- Oh. Sorry.
- Uh, no, that's, uh...

1591
01:12:11,398 --> 01:12:14,367
When the moment is right,
I'll implant a device.

1592
01:12:14,467 --> 01:12:15,568
- Got it.
- Got what?

1593
01:12:15,635 --> 01:12:17,103
I mean, you've got this.

1594
01:12:17,203 --> 01:12:18,371
Go get 'em, tiger.

1595
01:12:19,339 --> 01:12:21,675
Oh, thank you, parents. Thank you.

1596
01:12:21,741 --> 01:12:24,444
There's the old enthusiasm I like to see.

1597
01:12:24,544 --> 01:12:26,680
This will allow me fo control his suit.

1598
01:12:26,746 --> 01:12:30,183
I can make mutton chops do
whatever I want.

1599
01:12:32,752 --> 01:12:34,354
[ Can make him dance.

1600
01:12:34,421 --> 01:12:36,289
- I can make him prance.
- Hey, no!

1601
01:12:36,389 --> 01:12:38,892
Including exposing himself
fo the audience.

1602
01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:42,362
Every parent will pull out their phone.

1603
01:12:42,429 --> 01:12:44,564
Don't look at me. No!

1604
01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:47,434
The photos will spread like a diaper rash!

1605
01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:49,369
Cut to: Our pizza party.

1606
01:12:49,436 --> 01:12:52,105
Boom! Bam! Poo! Poof! Questions?

1607
01:12:52,205 --> 01:12:53,873
After Tabitha sings her solo, right?

1608
01:12:53,940 --> 01:12:55,308
After Tabitha sings.

1609
01:12:55,408 --> 01:12:58,445
Now weust sit back, relax
and enjoy the show.

1610
01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:04,884
Welcome, parents, fo our holiday pageant.

1611
01:13:04,951 --> 01:13:10,757
Remember, flash photography
in the auditorium is absolutely okay.

1612
01:13:10,857 --> 01:13:13,426
Take a picture.
Show your kids that you love em.

1613
01:13:13,526 --> 01:13:14,894
Yippee!

1614
01:13:14,961 --> 01:13:17,731
Come on, Tim.
You promised you'd be here.

1615
01:13:18,898 --> 01:13:20,367
Oh, sorry. This seat is taken.

1616
01:13:20,433 --> 01:13:22,335
- Yep. Sorry.
- Oh, no.

1617
01:13:22,435 --> 01:13:24,437
So sorry. Uh, sorry!

1618
01:13:24,537 --> 01:13:26,473
Sorry! I'm so sorry!

1619
01:13:26,573 --> 01:13:28,942
Uncle Teddy, are you in position?

1620
01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:30,744
The baby's in the cradle.

1621
01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:32,679
The baby's in the cradle.

1622
01:13:34,581 --> 01:13:36,249
Papa bear, can you read me?

1623
01:13:36,316 --> 01:13:37,851
The flake has landed.

1624
01:13:37,951 --> 01:13:40,860
Places! Places, everybody.

1625
01:13:40,153 --> 01:13:41,621
- Here we go.
- Oh, my gosh!

1626
01:13:41,721 --> 01:13:43,323
- It's starting. It's starting.
- Finally.

1627
01:13:43,323 --> 01:13:46,359
It's starting. It's starting. Yay!

1628
01:13:46,459 --> 01:13:47,927
You're a big pageant guy, huh?

1629
01:13:47,994 --> 01:13:50,630
No, I'm not talking about the show.
I'm talking about b-day.

1630
01:13:52,650 --> 01:13:53,767
- B-day?
- Oh, yeah.

1631
01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:55,535
It's already in the parents' phones.

1632
01:13:57,270 --> 01:14:01,775
I taught babies to code.
Apps. They're writing apps.

1633
01:14:01,841 --> 01:14:05,812
But my next app...
Ooh, it's gonna change the world.

1634
01:14:05,912 --> 01:14:07,280
Forever.

1635
01:14:08,148 --> 01:14:12,318
Qtsnap is the app
that's going to change the world forever?

1636
01:14:12,419 --> 01:14:15,210
Forever starts today.

1637
01:14:15,121 --> 01:14:17,157
Uh, cool.

1638
01:14:23,363 --> 01:14:25,980
- it's wintertime >
- Christmas...

1639
01:14:25,131 --> 01:14:27,330
it's the best time of year
>... here d

1640
01:14:27,133 --> 01:14:31,104
but due fo ice caps melting
global warming's here

1641
01:14:31,171 --> 01:14:33,173
qd I feels like summer;

1642
01:14:33,273 --> 01:14:34,974
the snow has disappeared

1643
01:14:35,410 --> 01:14:36,876
it's all our parents' fault

1644
01:14:36,976 --> 01:14:39,446
9 so we're all doomed dal d

1645
01:14:39,512 --> 01:14:41,140
doomed!

1646
01:14:41,114 --> 01:14:42,549
This is kinda dark.

1647
01:14:42,649 --> 01:14:44,117
Did the kidsust say we're doomed?

1648
01:14:44,184 --> 01:14:45,852
What the heck are we watching?

1649
01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:49,222
Their brains are turning to mush.

1650
01:14:49,322 --> 01:14:51,324
Months of hypnotic research embedded

1651
01:14:51,391 --> 01:14:54,627
in the most user-friendly
photo app ever made.

1652
01:14:54,694 --> 01:14:55,762
Ooh!

1653
01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:59,866
Now all we need to do is sit back, relax
and enjoy the show.

1654
01:14:59,966 --> 01:15:00,967
- Hey!
- Right.

1655
01:15:01,340 --> 01:15:03,470
- I'll be right back. We're...
- and now we're going to tell you

1656
01:15:03,503 --> 01:15:05,472
- hey!
- Out of dundle floofers.

1657
01:15:05,505 --> 01:15:07,774
Mmm.

1658
01:15:07,874 --> 01:15:09,275
Diwali!

1659
01:15:11,244 --> 01:15:13,130
Las posadas!

1660
01:15:15,382 --> 01:15:16,516
Agnostic!

1661
01:15:18,251 --> 01:15:19,719
And hanukkah!

1662
01:15:20,887 --> 01:15:22,255
Your son is so talented.

1663
01:15:22,355 --> 01:15:23,623
Oh, so is yours.

1664
01:15:23,723 --> 01:15:24,724
Liars.

1665
01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:26,960
Tina, come in. B-day is happening now.

1666
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,628
It's all in the phones.

1667
01:15:28,728 --> 01:15:32,132
Armstrong is using an app
to brainwash the parents.

1668
01:15:32,232 --> 01:15:33,767
Gasp!

1669
01:15:33,867 --> 01:15:35,802
We have fo stop the show.

1670
01:15:35,902 --> 01:15:39,806
Okay, there's a... there's a big old
no-touchy-switch backstage.

1671
01:15:41,508 --> 01:15:43,109
Daddy, we have to pull the plug!

1672
01:15:43,209 --> 01:15:45,311
Daddy, come in! Daddy, daddy, daddy!

1673
01:15:45,412 --> 01:15:46,913
Daddy, daadaly, daddy!

1674
01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:48,648
Ugh. He's not responding.

1675
01:15:48,748 --> 01:15:49,949
Of course not.

1676
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,152
- I'll do it myself.
- Stop!

1677
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,121
Theater kids only!

1678
01:15:55,221 --> 01:15:57,490
Oh, come on, nativity!

1679
01:15:57,590 --> 01:15:58,792
Look holier!

1680
01:16:02,562 --> 01:16:03,630
Hey, Tabitha.

1681
01:16:04,564 --> 01:16:07,467
Don't you worry, okay?
You're gonna be great.

1682
01:16:07,567 --> 01:16:08,835
Thanks, Marcos.

1683
01:16:08,935 --> 01:16:10,437
And thanks for all your help.

1684
01:16:10,537 --> 01:16:11,571
Anytime.

1685
01:16:11,638 --> 01:16:13,373
I feel like you really understand me.

1686
01:16:14,140 --> 01:16:15,642
I'm so excited.

1687
01:16:15,742 --> 01:16:18,712
I can't wait to see the look
on my dad's face when I sing.

1688
01:16:20,413 --> 01:16:21,815
Hey! You're on, Templeton.

1689
01:16:21,915 --> 01:16:22,982
Wish me luck.

1690
01:16:23,830 --> 01:16:24,117
And break a leg.

1691
01:16:24,217 --> 01:16:25,752
Or two, for that matter.

1692
01:16:32,459 --> 01:16:33,460
Psst.

1693
01:16:35,950 --> 01:16:36,963
- Tim!
- Is that the babyesus?

1694
01:16:42,102 --> 01:16:46,306
we have to shut down the pageant

1695
01:16:46,406 --> 01:16:48,375
- yeah!
- What? No, why?

1696
01:16:48,475 --> 01:16:51,144
Armstrong's turning the parents
into zombies

1697
01:16:51,244 --> 01:16:52,712
so they'll do whatever he wants.

1698
01:16:52,812 --> 01:16:55,281
What? What are you doing? No!

1699
01:16:55,348 --> 01:16:56,816
Tabitha's on next.

1700
01:16:56,916 --> 01:17:00,353
You'd risk the future of the world
to see your daughter sing?

1701
01:17:00,453 --> 01:17:02,489
Yes! I have to be there for her.

1702
01:17:02,589 --> 01:17:04,791
Look who's worried about
showing up for things all of a sudden.

1703
01:17:04,824 --> 01:17:06,526
What's that supposed to mean?

1704
01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:08,128
You didn't even come to my graduation.

1705
01:17:08,161 --> 01:17:10,397
- Ah! Which one?
- Business school.

1706
01:17:10,497 --> 01:17:11,998
Law school. None of them.

1707
01:17:12,980 --> 01:17:13,666
You didn't even come to my wedding!

1708
01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:15,568
- Which one?
- I only had one!

1709
01:17:15,668 --> 01:17:17,370
We had a deal, Tim.

1710
01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:19,720
You promised you'd be there always.

1711
01:17:19,172 --> 01:17:20,573
- Whoa.
- Breach of...

1712
01:17:20,674 --> 01:17:23,430
- Where did you...
- Contract!

1713
01:17:26,379 --> 01:17:28,415
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoal

1714
01:17:28,515 --> 01:17:30,817
how do you do there, fellas?

1715
01:17:31,551 --> 01:17:33,720
Nothing's gonna ruin my b-day.

1716
01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:36,489
Not even you.

1717
01:17:36,556 --> 01:17:37,857
Oh, busted.

1718
01:17:37,957 --> 01:17:42,662
It was obvious from the very beginning
that you two were working together.

1719
01:17:42,729 --> 01:17:43,897
What gave us away?

1720
01:17:43,997 --> 01:17:49,903
Well, I'd say the bickering,
the petty disputes, theealousy.

1721
01:17:50,300 --> 01:17:53,273
You know, you two are brothers
in every single way.

1722
01:17:55,742 --> 01:17:57,770
Off to the box they go.

1723
01:17:57,177 --> 01:17:58,511
What? No! Not the box.

1724
01:17:58,578 --> 01:18:00,800
Not now. Please.

1725
01:18:00,180 --> 01:18:02,849
Aw, it'sust too bad
that you're never gonna

1726
01:18:02,916 --> 01:18:04,751
have a chance to reboot your relationship

1727
01:18:04,851 --> 01:18:06,686
- and restore the closeness...
- No!

1728
01:18:06,753 --> 01:18:08,455
That you once felt.

1729
01:18:08,555 --> 01:18:10,357
- Sorry about that.
- No, no! No!

1730
01:18:10,423 --> 01:18:11,958
Adios, Marcos.

1731
01:18:15,395 --> 01:18:16,963
Oh! Look! Look! There she is.

1732
01:18:17,630 --> 01:18:18,398
There's our little angel.

1733
01:18:18,498 --> 01:18:19,766
- Tabby's in the tree.
- Ooh!

1734
01:18:30,610 --> 01:18:33,113
You had oneob to do.

1735
01:18:33,213 --> 01:18:34,214
Oneob.

1736
01:18:35,448 --> 01:18:37,117
- Oh, no.
- The fountain!

1737
01:18:37,217 --> 01:18:38,685
It's flooding the room!

1738
01:18:38,752 --> 01:18:40,253
This isn't a time-out.

1739
01:18:40,353 --> 01:18:41,388
It's game over.

1740
01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:52,832
Psst.

1741
01:18:52,932 --> 01:18:56,336
It's one, two, three, and one, two, three.

1742
01:19:07,747 --> 01:19:10,316
catch my eye

1743
01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,485
take my hand

1744
01:19:13,553 --> 01:19:17,991
> this bond is tighter
than we ever planned

1745
01:19:18,725 --> 01:19:21,940
give me courage

1746
01:19:21,161 --> 01:19:23,663
> so [can land >

1747
01:19:23,763 --> 01:19:27,200
> we know that divided we'll fall >

1748
01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:31,137
so together we stand

1749
01:19:32,238 --> 01:19:35,108
laugh and cry with me

1750
01:19:35,175 --> 01:19:37,944
fly that high with me»

1751
01:19:38,110 --> 01:19:40,146
9 see the sunset and the sunrise»

1752
01:19:40,246 --> 01:19:41,247
wow.

1753
01:19:41,314 --> 01:19:43,483
the world looks so good
through our eyes

1754
01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:47,487
like the moon and stars at night

1755
01:19:49,589 --> 01:19:52,792
you're right.
I blew it. I ruined the mission.

1756
01:19:52,859 --> 01:19:55,462
And I'm a terrible father.

1757
01:19:55,528 --> 01:19:57,831
Hey, you did sort of ruin the mission.

1758
01:19:58,631 --> 01:19:59,999
But you're a great dad!

1759
01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:01,568
No, I'm not.

1760
01:20:01,668 --> 01:20:04,838
I could never do yourob.
I mean, you work around the clock.

1761
01:20:04,938 --> 01:20:08,141
You can't even quit if you wanted to,
and you don't even get paid.

1762
01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:10,377
Frankly, I don't see how that's legal.

1763
01:20:10,477 --> 01:20:12,512
I was alwaysealous of you.

1764
01:20:12,612 --> 01:20:14,714
I wanted to be successful too, you know.

1765
01:20:15,348 --> 01:20:18,585
Sure, Tim, I made a lot of money...

1766
01:20:18,685 --> 01:20:20,860
But you made a family.

1767
01:20:22,122 --> 01:20:24,900
The truth is...

1768
01:20:24,190 --> 01:20:25,859
It's lonely at the top.

1769
01:20:29,529 --> 01:20:32,320
> Reach with me

1770
01:20:32,132 --> 01:20:35,335
see the sky

1771
01:20:35,402 --> 01:20:40,507
I'll always be here
for the rest of your life

1772
01:20:40,573 --> 01:20:43,209
d> sail that ocean

1773
01:20:43,309 --> 01:20:45,679
> find that sand

1774
01:20:45,745 --> 01:20:49,182
> we know that divided we'll fall >

1775
01:20:49,249 --> 01:20:53,219
so together we stand

1776
01:20:58,892 --> 01:21:02,495
You know, I'm... I'm sorry
we don't see each other anymore.

1777
01:21:02,562 --> 01:21:04,597
A very wise person once told me,

1778
01:21:04,698 --> 01:21:08,368
just because you grow up,
doesn't mean you have to grow apart.

1779
01:21:08,435 --> 01:21:10,403
- Was it Tina?
- Oh, yeah.

1780
01:21:10,503 --> 01:21:12,972
It is crazy how smart she is.

1781
01:21:13,730 --> 01:21:15,542
It's like she looks right into your soul.

1782
01:21:15,608 --> 01:21:18,211
I'm sorry that I missed your graduations.

1783
01:21:18,278 --> 01:21:20,146
I'm sorry I missed your one wedding.

1784
01:21:21,614 --> 01:21:24,500
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.

1785
01:21:24,117 --> 01:21:26,920
side by side

1786
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,923
> hand in hand

1787
01:21:30,230 --> 01:21:35,128
> we speak a language
no one else can understand >

1788
01:21:35,228 --> 01:21:37,497
hear those cheers

1789
01:21:37,597 --> 01:21:40,133
strike up the band

1790
01:21:40,233 --> 01:21:44,437
> we know that divided we'll fall >

1791
01:21:44,537 --> 01:21:51,110
so together we stand

1792
01:22:12,599 --> 01:22:14,167
Oh, Tabitha.

1793
01:22:14,267 --> 01:22:17,270
Gramps? Nana? Mom?

1794
01:22:17,337 --> 01:22:18,338
Oh, no!

1795
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:20,507
Oh, my gosh, Tabitha.

1796
01:22:20,607 --> 01:22:22,142
You did such a greatob.

1797
01:22:22,742 --> 01:22:26,446
Well, that'sust horribly rude
of you all.

1798
01:22:26,513 --> 01:22:30,250
Come on, everybody.
How about a standing ovation?

1799
01:22:32,585 --> 01:22:35,288
- Very good.
- They're zombies!

1800
01:22:35,355 --> 01:22:36,356
We did it!

1801
01:22:36,456 --> 01:22:39,559
The baby revolution has begun.

1802
01:22:40,860 --> 01:22:42,696
No more need for costumes.

1803
01:22:45,198 --> 01:22:46,866
Who wants cake?

1804
01:22:48,301 --> 01:22:49,803
Oh, my gosh!

1805
01:22:50,437 --> 01:22:52,806
Happy b-day, everybody.

1806
01:22:52,872 --> 01:22:54,641
Daddy, uncle Ted, come in.

1807
01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:55,875
Where are you?

1808
01:23:07,530 --> 01:23:08,188
Here you go, sis.

1809
01:23:08,288 --> 01:23:10,900
Now, I already used this,
so I know it's safe.

1810
01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:11,991
Thanks.

1811
01:23:14,461 --> 01:23:16,696
Wait. Are you talking?

1812
01:23:16,796 --> 01:23:18,598
I know. It's pretty weird, isn't it?

1813
01:23:18,698 --> 01:23:20,700
Oh, my gosh. You're talking!

1814
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,135
It's an emergency.

1815
01:23:22,235 --> 01:23:24,371
I'm on a supersecret mission
from babycorp.

1816
01:23:25,805 --> 01:23:27,907
You mean dad's stories are true?

1817
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:29,876
That's what the suit says.

1818
01:23:29,976 --> 01:23:31,211
How do I look?

1819
01:23:31,311 --> 01:23:32,379
No way!

1820
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:34,848
Now, I can't get ahold of dad
or uncle Ted,

1821
01:23:34,914 --> 01:23:36,583
so I need your help, big sis.

1822
01:23:36,683 --> 01:23:38,118
Wait, wait, wait. Dad's here?

1823
01:23:38,218 --> 01:23:39,753
They've been here the whole time.

1824
01:23:39,853 --> 01:23:41,621
- Where?
- I don't have much time to explain,

1825
01:23:41,721 --> 01:23:43,890
but Dr. Armstrong is a baby.

1826
01:23:43,990 --> 01:23:46,920
A very bad, bad baby.

1827
01:23:46,192 --> 01:23:49,963
Soon, the world is gonna be
our playground.

1828
01:23:50,630 --> 01:23:52,232
Whee!

1829
01:23:52,332 --> 01:23:55,969
Now we can make parents
do whatever we want.

1830
01:23:56,690 --> 01:23:58,104
Awesome! Yeah!

1831
01:23:58,204 --> 01:24:01,410
No more rules.

1832
01:24:01,107 --> 01:24:05,111
Sayonara, mama and papa. Yeah!

1833
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,547
- Mom?
- Dad?

1834
01:24:07,614 --> 01:24:08,615
Grandpa?

1835
01:24:08,715 --> 01:24:10,417
Whoa. Are you kidding me?

1836
01:24:10,517 --> 01:24:12,452
We need to shut it down
before it goes global.

1837
01:24:12,552 --> 01:24:14,754
- Yeah!
- What are we gonna do?

1838
01:24:14,854 --> 01:24:18,758
We need to find a big whatchamacallit
that controls the parents' phones.

1839
01:24:18,858 --> 01:24:20,193
- The server.
- Yes, yes!

1840
01:24:20,293 --> 01:24:22,395
Is there a big one of those whatsits
at school?

1841
01:24:22,462 --> 01:24:23,963
Uh, let's see.

1842
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:26,933
Well, servers get really hot,
so you need air ducts...

1843
01:24:27,330 --> 01:24:28,101
Now you're thinking!

1844
01:24:28,134 --> 01:24:29,469
Which intersect at

1845
01:24:29,569 --> 01:24:30,603
the acorn!

1846
01:24:30,704 --> 01:24:31,971
A-plus!

1847
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:33,640
Come on! This way.

1848
01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:36,776
Opportunity knocks.

1849
01:24:36,876 --> 01:24:39,346
First, we need to make a quick pit stop.

1850
01:24:39,446 --> 01:24:42,749
Your time has concluded.

1851
01:24:42,816 --> 01:24:44,918
It looks like this is it, Tim.

1852
01:24:44,984 --> 01:24:46,653
Well, hey,

1853
01:24:46,753 --> 01:24:50,323
at least we have these last final
precious moments together.

1854
01:24:51,891 --> 01:24:53,260
Precious.

1855
01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:54,194
Precious!

1856
01:25:00,433 --> 01:25:01,434
Oh, right.

1857
01:25:01,501 --> 01:25:03,336
Precious! Precious!

1858
01:25:30,163 --> 01:25:31,664
That's my girl.

1859
01:25:32,599 --> 01:25:33,700
Thank you...

1860
01:25:34,467 --> 01:25:36,690
Ah!

1861
01:25:36,169 --> 01:25:38,204
- Tina? Tina, come in, it's daddy.
- Daddy?

1862
01:25:38,304 --> 01:25:40,407
Listen, we have to shut down the server.

1863
01:25:40,507 --> 01:25:42,108
- It's in the acorn.
- Whoal

1864
01:25:42,208 --> 01:25:43,877
this is so weird.

1865
01:25:43,977 --> 01:25:45,145
I call shotgun!

1866
01:25:45,211 --> 01:25:46,446
- Quick, to the acorn!
- Hyanh!

1867
01:25:48,982 --> 01:25:50,684
Yee-haw!

1868
01:25:50,784 --> 01:25:52,385
Hold onto your chaps, pal.

1869
01:25:52,485 --> 01:25:53,520
Whoa!

1870
01:25:59,590 --> 01:26:00,994
Oh, no!

1871
01:26:02,228 --> 01:26:04,230
Glue!

1872
01:26:04,330 --> 01:26:06,866
Yah! Pixie dust!

1873
01:26:06,966 --> 01:26:08,680
Yeah, baby! Yes!

1874
01:26:16,509 --> 01:26:17,410
Wha...

1875
01:26:17,510 --> 01:26:18,945
Where'd I go?

1876
01:26:20,547 --> 01:26:22,582
- Whoal!
- I like your pajamas.

1877
01:26:27,870 --> 01:26:28,855
Where are you going?

1878
01:26:28,922 --> 01:26:30,256
- Hyah!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

1879
01:26:30,357 --> 01:26:31,858
- Glue!
- I'm proud to be a yellow.

1880
01:26:31,925 --> 01:26:34,260
I like your pony.

1881
01:26:34,361 --> 01:26:35,462
Thank you.

1882
01:26:35,562 --> 01:26:37,597
What?

1883
01:26:37,697 --> 01:26:40,233
Huh, huh, huh. No, no, no.

1884
01:26:44,604 --> 01:26:47,240
Now let's crack that big nut.

1885
01:26:48,441 --> 01:26:50,810
Oh, no! It's about to go worldwide.

1886
01:26:50,910 --> 01:26:52,812
How are we gonna get up there?

1887
01:26:54,180 --> 01:26:56,583
- Really?
- Well, you got grit.

1888
01:26:56,683 --> 01:26:58,485
I'll give ya that. Gumption, even.

1889
01:26:58,585 --> 01:27:01,588
Very admirable, and yet, annoying.

1890
01:27:01,688 --> 01:27:03,289
Quite annoying. Yeah.

1891
01:27:03,390 --> 01:27:06,326
I'm gonna have to, you know, stop you.

1892
01:27:06,426 --> 01:27:07,727
Glue me, glue me.

1893
01:27:07,794 --> 01:27:09,162
Precious, sic 'em!

1894
01:27:09,195 --> 01:27:11,231
You're too little and too late.

1895
01:27:11,297 --> 01:27:13,266
Ah! Bad... bad dog.

1896
01:27:13,366 --> 01:27:14,801
Pets aren't allowed in school.

1897
01:27:14,901 --> 01:27:16,369
Precious!

1898
01:27:17,537 --> 01:27:20,473
- And you, my pudgy protege...
- Go, go, go! Move!

1899
01:27:20,573 --> 01:27:22,750
I offered you the world.

1900
01:27:22,142 --> 01:27:24,770
We could have been partners!

1901
01:27:24,144 --> 01:27:25,945
I've got something better than a partner.

1902
01:27:26,460 --> 01:27:27,280
I have a brother.

1903
01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:28,682
Yeah!

1904
01:27:28,782 --> 01:27:29,983
- Let go.
- No, you let go.

1905
01:27:30,830 --> 01:27:31,484
Wow. Point taken.

1906
01:27:31,584 --> 01:27:33,820
What? What's going on?

1907
01:27:37,457 --> 01:27:38,758
Hey, that's my leisure suit.

1908
01:27:38,825 --> 01:27:40,126
It looks better on her.

1909
01:27:40,226 --> 01:27:41,661
Hands up, diapers down.

1910
01:27:41,761 --> 01:27:43,163
Things are about to get weird.

1911
01:27:43,263 --> 01:27:44,731
Yeah! That's my girls.

1912
01:27:44,831 --> 01:27:46,800
- That's really dad?
- Yep.

1913
01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:48,968
I said a lot of stuff to that kid.

1914
01:27:49,690 --> 01:27:50,804
Well, quite the family reunion.

1915
01:27:50,904 --> 01:27:52,305
Uh, the more the merrier.

1916
01:27:52,405 --> 01:27:54,974
- I say let's call your parents.
- Oh, no.

1917
01:27:55,909 --> 01:27:57,510
Uh-oh. Okay.

1918
01:27:57,610 --> 01:27:59,312
Mommy and daddy, let's hug 'em...

1919
01:27:59,412 --> 01:28:01,848
- To death.
- Don't worry about us. Get to the server.

1920
01:28:01,948 --> 01:28:03,683
Go, Tina, go! Whoo!

1921
01:28:05,151 --> 01:28:06,820
Uh... whoa!

1922
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:08,555
- Hey!
- You got this, Tina.

1923
01:28:08,655 --> 01:28:10,156
Get down from there!

1924
01:28:10,256 --> 01:28:11,791
Go for his lollies!

1925
01:28:11,858 --> 01:28:14,394
Never touch another man's pony!

1926
01:28:14,494 --> 01:28:17,964
Here, stick around. Stick around.

1927
01:28:18,310 --> 01:28:20,233
Uh, Tim, what do we do now?

1928
01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:22,135
Don't move! Maybe they won't see us.

1929
01:28:22,202 --> 01:28:23,703
They see us, Tim. They see us!

1930
01:28:23,803 --> 01:28:25,905
- Did you move? I didn't move.
- Really, Tim?

1931
01:28:26,940 --> 01:28:29,142
- That's a little too high now.
- Don't look down.

1932
01:28:29,175 --> 01:28:32,450
- Look straight ahead, okay?
- Oh.

1933
01:28:32,879 --> 01:28:34,581
It's locked.

1934
01:28:34,681 --> 01:28:36,282
Can I give you a hand?

1935
01:28:40,487 --> 01:28:41,488
No, no, no!

1936
01:28:41,554 --> 01:28:43,423
- Hey! No! No!
- Thanks, sis.

1937
01:28:43,523 --> 01:28:45,225
Stay away from my server.

1938
01:28:46,726 --> 01:28:48,728
- Shut it down, Tabitha!
- What are you doing?

1939
01:28:48,728 --> 01:28:52,332
No, no! No! Don't do that.

1940
01:28:52,399 --> 01:28:54,868
- Oh, no!
- Hug grandpa.

1941
01:28:54,968 --> 01:28:57,103
- It's night of the living boomers.
- Hugs.

1942
01:28:57,203 --> 01:28:58,571
- Dad, stop!
- Hug.

1943
01:29:02,676 --> 01:29:04,778
Back! Back, you little monsters.

1944
01:29:04,878 --> 01:29:07,800
You back off, candy pants.

1945
01:29:07,881 --> 01:29:10,383
Got your nose!

1946
01:29:11,317 --> 01:29:13,420
Aw, right in the breadbasket!

1947
01:29:23,290 --> 01:29:24,564
- Knocked his block off!
- Ah, poopy.

1948
01:29:24,664 --> 01:29:26,599
Tina, I think I got it. Yes!

1949
01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:28,468
Don't hit that button.
Don't hit that button.

1950
01:29:30,537 --> 01:29:32,238
And... enter.

1951
01:29:32,339 --> 01:29:34,641
No, no. Stop it. Cut it out.

1952
01:29:34,741 --> 01:29:36,242
Look what you made me do.

1953
01:29:36,910 --> 01:29:37,911
The fire alarm.

1954
01:29:38,110 --> 01:29:39,790
Ah! Darn it.

1955
01:29:39,179 --> 01:29:40,747
Dad! Uncle Ted!

1956
01:29:40,847 --> 01:29:42,820
Pull the fire alarm!

1957
01:29:42,182 --> 01:29:43,583
- The girls need help.
- No kissies!

1958
01:29:43,683 --> 01:29:45,985
The girls need us.

1959
01:29:46,860 --> 01:29:48,755
Time's up, halflings.

1960
01:29:49,389 --> 01:29:51,858
Great galloping gargoyles!

1961
01:29:52,692 --> 01:29:54,394
What? Where... what?

1962
01:29:55,628 --> 01:29:57,764
Tim! Get to the fire alarm!

1963
01:29:57,864 --> 01:29:59,132
I'll hold them back.

1964
01:29:59,232 --> 01:30:01,234
Make it rain, baby!

1965
01:30:01,301 --> 01:30:03,503
I'm on it. What's the matter?

1966
01:30:03,603 --> 01:30:05,672
You can't handle the awkward phase?

1967
01:30:06,940 --> 01:30:07,974
Go, Marcos!

1968
01:30:08,740 --> 01:30:09,109
Dad, go!

1969
01:30:09,209 --> 01:30:10,677
I'm back!

1970
01:30:10,777 --> 01:30:12,145
- Here we go!
- Come on.

1971
01:30:12,245 --> 01:30:14,514
How about another round, ya tough guy?
Come on!

1972
01:30:14,614 --> 01:30:15,815
Stop it!

1973
01:30:15,915 --> 01:30:17,417
I still got these.

1974
01:30:17,484 --> 01:30:18,818
You put my sister down!

1975
01:30:18,885 --> 01:30:22,155
B-day will happen,
whether you like it or not.

1976
01:30:22,255 --> 01:30:24,190
You shall not pass!

1977
01:30:24,791 --> 01:30:26,326
You shall not pass.

1978
01:30:26,426 --> 01:30:28,280
No! Stop passing.

1979
01:30:30,563 --> 01:30:32,298
Yeah, dad! Way to go! Whoo!

1980
01:30:33,933 --> 01:30:36,202
That's it?

1981
01:30:36,302 --> 01:30:37,670
That's right. Why, what?

1982
01:30:37,771 --> 01:30:40,373
The school's expensive.
I had to cut costs someplace.

1983
01:30:41,574 --> 01:30:43,610
- Oh, no. It's not working.
- Did you pull it right?

1984
01:30:43,677 --> 01:30:45,111
How else you gonna pull it?

1985
01:30:45,178 --> 01:30:48,915
You'll see I'm right. I'll show everybody.

1986
01:30:48,982 --> 01:30:52,520
The age of parents is over.

1987
01:30:56,990 --> 01:30:58,992
Yay, yay, yay.

1988
01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:02,162
Now, how about you watch me
have a little toast.

1989
01:31:02,262 --> 01:31:05,231
To the baby revolution, and to me.

1990
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:10,870
It's time for the candy volcano...

1991
01:31:10,970 --> 01:31:11,971
Oh, that's good.

1992
01:31:12,380 --> 01:31:13,673
- Of doom!
- What are you doing?

1993
01:31:13,773 --> 01:31:16,343
What are you doing? No, no! No!

1994
01:31:16,443 --> 01:31:18,745
Oh, no, no, no!

1995
01:31:18,845 --> 01:31:19,846
- No, no!
- Boomshakalaka?

1996
01:31:19,946 --> 01:31:22,215
- Boom!
- Don't do that!

1997
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:27,887
Whoa!

1998
01:31:29,823 --> 01:31:31,358
Oh, no! Tabitha.

1999
01:31:33,226 --> 01:31:35,228
No! Someone help me, please!

2000
01:31:35,328 --> 01:31:36,930
Tabitha. Hang on!

2001
01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:39,990
Ted, I need upsies. Now!

2002
01:31:45,739 --> 01:31:47,273
Dad, help me!

2003
01:31:47,374 --> 01:31:50,276
Look at you.
You're smart. You're strong.

2004
01:31:50,377 --> 01:31:51,778
You don't need parents.

2005
01:31:51,878 --> 01:31:54,800
What can they possibly offer you?

2006
01:31:54,180 --> 01:31:56,383
- How about unconditional love?
- Ah!

2007
01:31:56,483 --> 01:31:58,510
- That's what.
- No, no.

2008
01:31:58,151 --> 01:31:59,986
- Sayonaral!
- No!

2009
01:32:04,224 --> 01:32:05,792
Tabitha!

2010
01:32:09,290 --> 01:32:10,263
I'm gonna fall!

2011
01:32:10,363 --> 01:32:12,332
Tabitha! Hang on!

2012
01:32:14,401 --> 01:32:16,200
I gotcha! I gotcha!

2013
01:32:17,300 --> 01:32:19,406
Oh! I gotcha, Tabitha.

2014
01:32:23,410 --> 01:32:24,811
I gotcha.

2015
01:32:25,412 --> 01:32:26,613
That's my big brother.

2016
01:32:28,214 --> 01:32:30,583
Thanks, Marcos lightspeed.

2017
01:32:35,855 --> 01:32:37,657
I thought we both had to grow up.

2018
01:32:37,757 --> 01:32:39,993
Well, let's not grow up too fast.

2019
01:32:41,795 --> 01:32:43,129
I love you, dad.

2020
01:32:43,229 --> 01:32:44,831
I love you, Tabitha Templeton.

2021
01:32:44,931 --> 01:32:45,965
Aw.

2022
01:32:46,660 --> 01:32:47,434
You see that?

2023
01:32:47,534 --> 01:32:49,335
And you wanted to take it all away.

2024
01:32:49,436 --> 01:32:51,400
- Where you going?
- Home.

2025
01:32:51,104 --> 01:32:54,140
You know, doc,
childhood doesn't last forever.

2026
01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:55,675
But family sure does.

2027
01:32:55,775 --> 01:32:57,444
Uncle Ted, heads-up!

2028
01:32:57,544 --> 01:32:58,878
Whoo-hoo!

2029
01:32:58,978 --> 01:33:00,447
We win!

2030
01:33:00,547 --> 01:33:03,650
Get ready to order some pizzas.

2031
01:33:13,993 --> 01:33:15,950
Whoo-hoo!

2032
01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:17,263
Cool!

2033
01:33:22,936 --> 01:33:25,138
Huzzah!

2034
01:33:25,238 --> 01:33:27,730
Huzzah!

2035
01:33:36,349 --> 01:33:37,817
Oh, sweet!

2036
01:33:37,917 --> 01:33:41,221
He who findeth, keepeth.

2037
01:33:42,489 --> 01:33:45,558
Mommy, daddy, I missed you so much!

2038
01:33:46,192 --> 01:33:48,428
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yay!

2039
01:33:48,528 --> 01:33:49,562
Junior!

2040
01:33:49,662 --> 01:33:50,663
Gluel

2041
01:33:52,980 --> 01:33:53,867
so soft.

2042
01:33:53,967 --> 01:33:55,680
Where are we going?

2043
01:33:55,168 --> 01:33:56,169
Not bad, templetons.

2044
01:33:56,269 --> 01:33:58,380
Whoo-hoo! Yay, templetons!

2045
01:33:58,138 --> 01:33:59,706
Yeah, mission accomplished.

2046
01:33:59,806 --> 01:34:02,909
And as a bonus,
we stopped Armstrong too.

2047
01:34:03,900 --> 01:34:04,100
What?

2048
01:34:04,110 --> 01:34:07,470
My real mission
was getting you two back together.

2049
01:34:07,147 --> 01:34:09,916
A-plus! See me after class.

2050
01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:11,618
Wait, so you never actually quit?

2051
01:34:11,718 --> 01:34:13,190
- Nope!
- Huh!

2052
01:34:13,119 --> 01:34:14,154
Well played.

2053
01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:17,230
I don't like to mix the two,
but I will say, it was never business.

2054
01:34:17,123 --> 01:34:18,391
It was always personal.

2055
01:34:18,491 --> 01:34:19,693
You know what, kid?

2056
01:34:19,793 --> 01:34:22,228
You're the best boss I ever had.

2057
01:34:22,328 --> 01:34:23,897
Thank you, chief.

2058
01:34:23,997 --> 01:34:26,199
Tim! You actually made it.

2059
01:34:26,299 --> 01:34:27,901
- Yeah.
- I mean, I'd knew you'd make it.

2060
01:34:27,901 --> 01:34:29,602
- Teddy.
- Teddy, you're here.

2061
01:34:29,703 --> 01:34:31,538
- And look what you're wearing.
- Uh...

2062
01:34:31,638 --> 01:34:33,239
Sweetheart, I cried.

2063
01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:34,574
Then I went blank.

2064
01:34:34,674 --> 01:34:36,710
Oh, come on. Everybody get together.

2065
01:34:36,810 --> 01:34:38,378
We gotta get this. Here we go.

2066
01:34:38,478 --> 01:34:39,579
- Dad, no!
- No!

2067
01:34:39,679 --> 01:34:40,680
What?

2068
01:34:42,482 --> 01:34:45,885
> We know that divided we'll fall >

2069
01:34:45,985 --> 01:34:50,890
so together we stand

2070
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:57,263
> we know that divided we'll fall >

2071
01:34:57,364 --> 01:35:03,870
so together we stand

2072
01:35:03,937 --> 01:35:05,605
- yay, Tabitha!
- That was beautiful!

2073
01:35:05,705 --> 01:35:07,440
The crowd goes wild!

2074
01:35:07,540 --> 01:35:09,476
Thank you. Thank you.

2075
01:35:11,244 --> 01:35:12,445
Aw. Hey, precious.

2076
01:35:12,545 --> 01:35:14,140
You're amazing.

2077
01:35:14,114 --> 01:35:15,815
I wish Teddy could have been here.

2078
01:35:15,915 --> 01:35:18,151
Yeah, I know. Me too.

2079
01:35:19,886 --> 01:35:21,488
Hmm.

2080
01:35:24,357 --> 01:35:25,358
Hey, I wasust...

2081
01:35:32,565 --> 01:35:34,134
Merry Christmas, Tim.

2082
01:35:34,234 --> 01:35:36,569
I'm sorry I couldn't be there with you,

2083
01:35:36,636 --> 01:35:40,607
but please enjoy
this inappropriately lavish gift instead.

2084
01:35:47,380 --> 01:35:50,350
You've given me the greatest gift of all.

2085
01:35:51,317 --> 01:35:52,352
You.

2086
01:35:52,452 --> 01:35:55,422
Love, the best brother in the world.

2087
01:35:55,989 --> 01:35:57,824
P.s. Duck!

2088
01:36:02,462 --> 01:36:03,830
In your face, Leslie!

2089
01:36:03,930 --> 01:36:06,533
Hey! Oh, it is on, Lindsey!

2090
01:36:06,633 --> 01:36:07,934
- No, no. Don't!
- Come here!

2091
01:36:08,100 --> 01:36:09,469
Don't! I'm younger than you.

2092
01:36:09,569 --> 01:36:11,571
You're a bigger target!

2093
01:36:11,604 --> 01:36:14,174
- I got you so good!
- No, you didn't!

2094
01:36:14,274 --> 01:36:16,276
- You missed me!
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

2095
01:36:16,309 --> 01:36:18,278
Ambush. Exactly.

2096
01:36:18,345 --> 01:36:20,800
- Ow!
- Sneak attack!

2097
01:36:20,180 --> 01:36:21,915
Isn't it great to see them fighting again?

2098
01:36:22,150 --> 01:36:23,160
Oh, finally.

2099
01:36:26,190 --> 01:36:27,187
Shouldn't you pick up?

2100
01:36:27,287 --> 01:36:29,556
Nah, we got some family business.

2101
01:36:29,656 --> 01:36:31,358
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

2102
01:36:36,629 --> 01:36:38,765
Tina, we have another assignment for you.

2103
01:36:38,798 --> 01:36:40,633
I'm listening.

2104
01:36:40,700 --> 01:36:42,302
Grandma's coming in hot!

2105
01:36:42,369 --> 01:36:43,603
You want some of grandpa?

2106
01:36:43,703 --> 01:36:45,638
- Everyone, get tagalong-Teddy!
- Gotcha!

2107
01:36:45,672 --> 01:36:47,474
- /ts true.
- Not in the face!

2108
01:36:47,540 --> 01:36:49,109
- You can't stop time.
- It's cold!

2109
01:36:49,142 --> 01:36:51,611
But every once in a while,
you get a second chance.

2110
01:36:51,711 --> 01:36:54,214
- I'm gonna get you!
- So even though you're only a kid once...

2111
01:36:54,214 --> 01:36:57,170
- Okay, you got me!
- Well, unless you get to be a kid twice,

2112
01:36:59,185 --> 01:37:00,520
but the point is

2113
01:37:00,620 --> 01:37:02,155
you have to grow up sometime.

2114
01:37:03,723 --> 01:37:06,590
And you should always be nice
to your brother.

2115
01:37:06,159 --> 01:37:08,561
Ah, that was really sweel, daddy.

2116
01:37:08,661 --> 01:37:10,230
That'll be great for my report.

2117
01:37:10,330 --> 01:37:12,732
Okay. So, thats it then.

2118
01:37:12,832 --> 01:37:15,235
Well, actually,
there's one more little thing.

2119
01:37:30,817 --> 01:37:31,818
Mama?

2120
01:37:32,552 --> 01:37:34,120
- Papa?
- Wha...

2121
01:37:35,588 --> 01:37:36,823
My son!

2122
01:37:37,490 --> 01:37:39,292
Oh.

2123
01:37:39,392 --> 01:37:40,460
Oh, yes!

2124
01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:41,861
You came home!

2125
01:37:41,928 --> 01:37:43,730
Oh, yeah. Right.

2126
01:37:44,431 --> 01:37:45,799
Okay, pops. Now.

2127
01:37:45,899 --> 01:37:47,500
The end.

2128
01:38:43,990 --> 01:38:46,260
catch my eye

2129
01:38:46,626 --> 01:38:48,862
take my hand

2130
01:38:49,763 --> 01:38:54,334
> this bond is tighter
than we ever planned

2131
01:38:55,100 --> 01:38:57,170
give me courage

2132
01:38:57,270 --> 01:38:59,939
> so can land >

2133
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:03,376
> we know that divided we'll fall >

2134
01:39:03,476 --> 01:39:07,180
so together we stand

2135
01:39:08,581 --> 01:39:10,617
> climb with me >

2136
01:39:11,151 --> 01:39:13,453
share my dreams

2137
01:39:14,487 --> 01:39:18,792
tomorrow's brighter
than it's ever been”

2138
01:39:19,659 --> 01:39:21,995
fear no danger >

2139
01:39:22,950 --> 01:39:24,497
> make big plans

2140
01:39:24,597 --> 01:39:27,934
> we know that divided we'll fall >

2141
01:39:28,340 --> 01:39:32,380
so together we stand

2142
01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:36,760
laugh and cry with me

2143
01:39:36,176 --> 01:39:38,511
fly that high with me»

2144
01:39:38,611 --> 01:39:41,314
jd see the sunset and the sunrise &»

2145
01:39:41,381 --> 01:39:43,883
the world looks so good
through our eyes

2146
01:39:43,983 --> 01:39:48,221
like the moon and stars at night

2147
01:39:49,322 --> 01:39:51,491
rest your head

2148
01:39:52,225 --> 01:39:54,561
tell me your thoughts

2149
01:39:55,328 --> 01:40:00,300
everything I haven't called mine
is all yours

2150
01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:02,435
d> sail that ocean

2151
01:40:03,136 --> 01:40:05,438
> find that sand

2152
01:40:05,538 --> 01:40:08,908
> we know that divided we'll fall >

2153
01:40:09,900 --> 01:40:13,346
so together we stand

2154
01:40:33,330 --> 01:40:35,100
> Reach with me

2155
01:40:35,702 --> 01:40:38,104
see the sky

2156
01:40:38,905 --> 01:40:43,877
I'll always be here
for the rest of your life

2157
01:40:43,943 --> 01:40:46,112
side by side

2158
01:40:46,780 --> 01:40:49,215
> hand in hand

2159
01:40:49,783 --> 01:40:54,888
> we speak a language
no one else can understand >

2160
01:40:54,954 --> 01:40:57,570
jd hear those cheers,

2161
01:40:57,724 --> 01:41:00,600
strike up the band

2162
01:41:00,126 --> 01:41:03,463
> we know that divided we'll fall >

2163
01:41:03,563 --> 01:41:08,668
so together we stand

2164
01:41:11,710 --> 01:41:15,175
> we know that divided we'll fall >

2165
01:41:15,275 --> 01:41:21,915
so together we stand