1 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:33,433 You guys are going to love it. 2 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,535 I mean, it's just such a great car. 3 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:37,700 It's got great cup-holders. 4 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:39,339 I remember our cars didn't have cup-holders growing up. 5 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,508 You guys like cups, right? You have a bunch of them. 6 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,710 I mean, by the way, you all have a teenager, right? 7 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,378 - - My name is Nate Wilcox, 8 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:48,515 and I'm the best car salesman this side of the Mississippi. 9 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:52,419 This right here, safest car on the road. 10 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,540 - This right here, 11 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:56,723 the loudest car on the road! 12 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:58,224 A lot of people think selling cars 13 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,627 is just a bunch of big fake smiles and handshakes. 14 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:02,762 But not for me! It's all about 15 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,464 understanding my customer's needs. 16 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,467 And I mean, like, helping them actually solve problems. 17 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:09,102 You're going to college, right? 18 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:12,205 Look, everybody's going to be driving trucks and flashy cars. 19 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:15,909 You want to stand out. You want to be rememberable. 20 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:18,745 This is how you do it, right here. 21 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,316 - A minivan? - Of course a minivan! 22 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,418 Dude, I drove one of these in high school 23 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:26,820 and everybody loved it. 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,621 I was Homecoming King. 25 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,256 - You were? - Yeah. 26 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:32,459 I mean, you know, it was a small school and mostly girls, 27 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:36,896 but the point is they still talk about that van to this day. 28 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,265 It's even got a cooler inside, dude. 29 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,401 Yep, that's how I sell cars. 30 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,571 And it's worked out pretty well for me so far. 31 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:47,774 I'll tell you, I am living the American dream. 32 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,576 I live in a beautiful neighborhood. 33 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,144 I own a beautiful home. 34 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:56,683 I have three great daughters and an incredible wife. 35 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,819 What can I say? Life is good. 36 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,456 I'm the breadwinner, and Katie's a stay-at-home mom. 37 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:06,793 I know that may sound a little old-fashioned, 38 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:08,962 but for us, it's all about having 39 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:11,131 a good work-life balance. 40 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:14,300 I handle work, Katie handles life. 41 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,268 Come on, please! 42 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,670 - Can you just... - Stop! No. 43 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:17,937 No. You're so impatient. You can use it when I'm done. 44 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,600 - Conceited. C-O-N-C-E-I-T... - Oh, my God. Mom, 45 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,975 Hadley's spelling at me again! 46 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,309 Is she spelling correctly? 47 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:25,110 - I don't know. - Yes, I am. 48 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,479 And she's great at details. 49 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,381 Our whole world is run from 50 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,817 this color-coded system she made. 51 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,719 I don't always know what the colors mean, 52 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,121 but I'm not the one, you know, who picks up the kids, 53 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,824 so I kind of don't have to, I guess. 54 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:39,826 "Buy Sam a horse"? 55 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,194 It's on the calendar. 56 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:43,496 - Yeah, nice try. 57 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:44,497 I can't hear you. 58 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,132 What'd you say? 59 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,134 But it's not like Katie does everything by herself. 60 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,336 I help. 61 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,710 One of my jobs is taking out the trash... 62 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:53,907 ...and I never, ever forget that. 63 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:56,420 Wait, it's trash day! 64 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,450 Wait! 65 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:00,847 - Hold on! 66 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,183 Wait! Wait! 67 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:04,818 Hold on. Hold on! 68 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,153 - 69 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,888 Okay, sometimes I do 70 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,391 - forget to take out the trash. - 71 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:13,693 But, look, if I did everything right, 72 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,362 this would be a pretty boring movie. 73 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,232 Did you not see me? 74 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:22,535 No, we saw the whole thing. 75 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:24,371 Well, then, why didn't you stop? 76 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:25,905 This is recycling. 77 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:27,374 Trash came an hour ago. 78 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:35,548 His dance moves are so cute. 79 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,283 And look at those dimples. 80 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,352 Mom, Gracie's obsessing over a boy. 81 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,887 Yeah, you know what, you might want to put that away 82 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,222 before your dad gets back. 83 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,556 Mom, I'm 13. 84 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,692 - I'm allowed to like boys. - Oh, I know that. 85 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,893 But sometimes it takes dads 86 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,228 a little longer to... 87 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,629 ...you know, accept it. 88 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,798 - All right, trash is done. - How was that? 89 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,366 Why? What'd you hear? 90 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,901 Wait, what's in your hoodie? 91 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,737 What? 92 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,905 Oh, my... 93 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:00,407 It must have fell from the tree! 94 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,941 Ew. 95 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,943 Dad, how much does a horse cost? 96 00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:06,379 Probably too much. 97 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,982 And, I mean, we're not a horse affording family. 98 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:11,418 Thank you, Nate. Remember, Sam, we said no horses. 99 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,452 Why not? 100 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:13,820 Because the horse we could afford 101 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,622 would have major problems. 102 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:17,390 What if you got kicked in the head? 103 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,925 You ain't coming back from that. 104 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:20,960 Abraham Lincoln got kicked in the head by a horse. 105 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,395 There's no way that's true. 106 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,230 Yeah, when he was 10. He almost died, too. 107 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,266 That's the greatest comeback story I've ever heard. 108 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,734 That guy's the GOAT! 109 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,302 Ooh, can we get one of those? 110 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:31,104 A goat? A goat has rectangle eyes. 111 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,305 You don't want to look at that. 112 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,140 We're like a hamster affording family. 113 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:36,576 Guinea pig on a good year. 114 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:39,779 Goldfish though, we're rolling in goldfish money. 115 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,148 What is this? Is this your star thing? 116 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,751 Yeah. So I call it the Star Minder. 117 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,320 The... the points of the star are little reminder tabs 118 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:48,988 to help the girls get ready in the morning. 119 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:51,257 Oh, my goodness, this looks like something you bought. 120 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,759 - That's what I said. - Right? 121 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,161 That's... I mean, it's, like, crazy professional. 122 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,763 Thank you. 123 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,298 You all are lucky to have 124 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,133 such a talented mom. 125 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,302 Well, I like to think so. 126 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:03,436 Mm. 127 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,437 Ooh! 128 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:06,773 Oh, yeah? 129 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,308 Maybe everybody should get a kiss! 130 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,542 No! No! Stop! 131 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:10,777 Give it to me! Give it to me! 132 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,120 Oh, the kiss monster wants one! 133 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,181 Ew, what happened out there? 134 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,852 - Raccoons. - Hm. 135 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,821 Oh! Babe, remember, we have dinner at the Ashfords' tonight. 136 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:26,659 Avery's parents, Conor and Angela. 137 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,495 Conor and I are room parents together. 138 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,497 He's the dad who's so excited to meet you. 139 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:31,664 He's always asking about you. 140 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:32,866 Oh, that guy? 141 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,334 It's going to be fun. It's happening. 142 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:37,237 Well, you know I love a good hang with a stranger. 143 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,805 Bye, Dad. Love you. 144 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,206 Bye, Dad. Love you. Have a great day at work. 145 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,508 - Love you. - Love you all. 146 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,309 Bye. 147 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,481 - 148 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,160 Put three on the board! 149 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,818 Dude, I don't know what it is, 150 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,354 but I am killing it out there today. 151 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,856 My guy, that's what I'm talking about. 152 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:57,691 Here's your coffee. 153 00:05:57,757 --> 00:05:58,892 - Just how you like it. - Mm. 154 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,694 One cream, 14 sugars. 155 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,565 Hey, how many times have you won Salesman of the Year now? Six? 156 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,233 I don't do it for the title, man. 157 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,536 I do it... 158 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,271 for those Titan tickets. 159 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:14,740 - - I do it for my family, 160 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,509 because there's nothing they love more 161 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,111 than looking up at that jumbotron 162 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:22,515 and seeing a stadium full of Titans fans cheering my name. 163 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,584 That's the best day of their year, 164 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,920 seeing me up on that 'tron. 165 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,621 Yeah, you're a true family man, Wilcox. 166 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:29,789 Thanks. 167 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,930 No, she didn't. That's amazing. 168 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:34,561 Well, you've made a great choice with this car. 169 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:35,895 It's going to last you 20 years. 170 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,698 You won't need another new car until you're 50. 171 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:39,799 Oh, stop. 172 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,368 - I'm just being serious. - Ugh. 173 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,303 Here, Dennis here will take you to my office, okay? 174 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,437 Miss me. 175 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,440 Peyton, put some pants on, okay? 176 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,576 I can't have corporate seeing you like this. 177 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,578 - Is that a ladies' shirt? - Yes, it is. 178 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,580 I'm just sick of losing to Nate every year, 179 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,415 so I've changed up my strategy. 180 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,549 I'm going to target the ladies... 181 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,151 - Oh. - ...and then pecs 182 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,253 bring in the checks. 183 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,554 - Uh... - You see that? 184 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,890 - No. - Not... No, not that. 185 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,558 You see Toyota dance? You see Peyton dance? 186 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,559 You see Toyota dance? 187 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:07,761 How long you been practicing this? 188 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,630 45 to 50 minutes this morning. 189 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:11,965 Those Titans tickets are yours. 190 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,237 Contractor was a nightmare. 191 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,838 How long did the renovation take? 192 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,675 - Six years. - Six years. Wow. 193 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,760 Just the boys grilling. 194 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,145 Yeah, it's nice. 195 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,780 Oh. 196 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,982 Five-second rule. 197 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,283 I... I can eat that one. 198 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:31,985 Okay. 199 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,620 Hey, what are these frisbees about? 200 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,522 - Disc golf! You play? - Oh, wow. 201 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:36,956 - No, no, I don't. - Oh. 202 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,491 I try to work on my game whenever I can. 203 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,660 Yeah. 204 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,796 Um, you have to get into a groove. 205 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,133 - Wow. Wow. - Yeah. 206 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,501 What are you trying to hit? 207 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:51,504 Look at him over there trying to impress your husband. 208 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:52,972 He just set that thing up today. 209 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,542 Aw. That's kind of sweet. 210 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:56,710 Oh. Sorry. 211 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,278 It's becoming a hazard at this point. 212 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,130 Oh. Wow. 213 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,181 Conor! 214 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,182 - Ow! 215 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,883 - Oh. - Oh, my gosh. 216 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,852 I... I'm sorry, Avery. Oh, man. 217 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,454 You hit the target on that one. 218 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,220 Okay, Conor, I think we've had enough. 219 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:10,657 Will you flip these burgers for me? 220 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,193 Uh... Yeah. Wow. 221 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,862 I thought these were hash browns. 222 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,699 So, Angela, how's work? 223 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,702 Oh, really good. Yeah. Sales are up. 224 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:25,500 We finally beat that ridiculous lawsuit. 225 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,139 - The judge told the plaintiff, 226 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,340 "Hey, if you can't take the heat, 227 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,541 "get out of the kitchen." 228 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,543 Jackpot. Great. Congratulations. 229 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,212 - Oh, shoot! 230 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,380 I forgot I was supposed to pick up 231 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,647 napkins for the bake sale. 232 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,383 Oh, Conor, no worries. We'll just... 233 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:37,317 We'll pick some up on the way home. 234 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,485 You sure? 235 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,886 - Mm-hm. - I'll get Keith to do it. 236 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,354 Who's Keith? 237 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,857 My assistant, yeah. He takes care of everything for me. 238 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,860 Travel and expenses, my schedule, 239 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,230 every single thing of importance in my life is handled by Keith. 240 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,532 I don't know who I'd be without him. 241 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,701 Last year, totally forgot about Father's Day. 242 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,735 But it didn't even matter. 243 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,237 Keith had already sent Conor 244 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,539 the most beautiful bouquet of peonies. 245 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,907 It was great to get those from Keith. 246 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,876 - Hm. - That's nice. 247 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,444 Kate's got an assistant, too. Yeah. 248 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:05,945 What? I do? 249 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:08,381 Yeah, you do. The star thingy for the kids' backpack. 250 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,283 - Oh. No, no, no. - Star thingy? 251 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,951 Yeah, yeah. Go, tell her. 252 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,420 It's awesome. 253 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,690 No, it's just... it's a little thing I made for the girls 254 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,225 to help them get ready for school. It's nothing. 255 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,794 Don't be so modest, okay? 256 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,462 What has Conor here invented? 257 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,531 Absolutely nothing. And he never will. 258 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,466 - Not yet! 259 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:27,901 Wife poison! 260 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,203 No. I... I wouldn't. 261 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,538 So what did you think of Conor? 262 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,472 I don't know. 263 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,741 I have way more in common 264 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,643 with that Angela dude he's married to. 265 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,580 - Speaking of Angela... - Mm-hm. 266 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,782 You know, she thinks that I might really have something 267 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,584 with the Star Minder. 268 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:48,121 Like, moms would actually buy it. 269 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,623 Of course they would. It's a great invention. 270 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,592 - Yeah? - It's like the chip clip. 271 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:56,129 I mean, we were just using rubber bands like barbarians. 272 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,732 And then the chip clip inventor came along. 273 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,100 I'm married to the chip clip inventor. 274 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,236 So you don't mind if I pursue it? 275 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,271 Because her company sponsors 276 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,340 that craft fair in Centennial Park, 277 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,942 and she thinks she can give me a booth. 278 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,810 Yes, of course. 279 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,345 - Really? - Are you kidding me? 280 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:15,281 If doing this makes you happy, 281 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,983 go for it. You have to go for it. 282 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,320 - Okay. - Hm. 283 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:36,202 That's why I invented the Star Minder. 284 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:40,140 The points of the star are customizable reminder tabs 285 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,475 for all the tasks that you want your kids to do 286 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,711 before they get out of the house in the morning. 287 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,446 And, yes, there should be some samples 288 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,981 - on the table in front of you. - Hm. 289 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,182 - So, what's the deal here? - Wow. 290 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,618 You put little labels on these things? 291 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,186 Yes, the parent and child 292 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,655 can decide what the specific tasks are, 293 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,823 and you do them together. 294 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,825 I can't believe Mom's on TV. 295 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,861 Sam. Sam! That food's for the sharks. 296 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,163 Oh, the food's for everyone. 297 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,631 Oh. Well, in that case, 298 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,166 - make me a plate. - Shh! 299 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,901 - The sharks are talking to Mom. - Okay. I'm sorry. 300 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,469 Have you sold any of these? 301 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,505 Um, since launching about six months ago in our living room, 302 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,741 we've sold about 2,000 units. 303 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,343 Just 2,000 in six months? 304 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,212 Well, 2,000 considering that I'm a stay-at-home mom. 305 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,649 - I have three kids in between... - So, you're a full-time mother? 306 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,185 I am. My husband, Nate, and I have three beautiful daughters. 307 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,487 What are you going to do in terms of running a company? 308 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,888 I mean, you can't have kids 309 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,240 and take care of them, and be the CEO. 310 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,425 Kevin, maybe she has a nanny. 311 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,260 - Women do this all the time. - That's true. 312 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,620 - Well, do you have a nanny? - We don't have a nanny. 313 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,630 What about your husband? 314 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,331 - Yeah. What about him? - Nate? 315 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,533 - Yeah. Yeah. - Um... 316 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,680 I mean, I haven't asked him, 317 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,670 - but, sure. - Wait a second. 318 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,238 - Wait a second. Is he here? - Yes. 319 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,906 Well, bring him out here. Bring him out. 320 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,410 Are you serious? Yeah. Yes. 321 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,509 Is he here? 322 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,744 He's in the back with our kids. I don't... 323 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,911 Well, if you want the deal and you want 324 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,179 - to run the company... - Copy. 325 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,414 - I do. I do. - And we are moving... 326 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,116 - We are moving? Where... - Yeah, we're moving out. 327 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,851 - Dad? Where are you going? - Dad? Where are you going? 328 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:58,952 - But... But... - Oh, my God. 329 00:11:59,190 --> 00:11:59,686 Bring him out. Bring him out. 330 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,540 Is this okay? 331 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:02,122 We need to see him. Really? 332 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,223 Yeah. There he goes. Come on. 333 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,590 - Here he comes. - Here he comes. 334 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,640 He's just looking around. 335 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,990 - I think he's... - Is he blind? 336 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,567 They wanted to talk to you. 337 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,302 Okay. Wait a second. Wait a second. 338 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,805 - I'm out. - What? Why? 339 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,273 This guy's holding a donut! He's a bozo! 340 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,941 They didn't have a... 341 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,410 There's no garbage can out there. 342 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,577 You can finish it. 343 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:25,612 Oh. 344 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,613 - Oh. - Now, it's gone. 345 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,581 - Oh. - It's gone. 346 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,984 Uh... Okay. What, are you kidding? 347 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,886 - I'm... I'm out. I'm sorry. 348 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,421 Oh, wow. 349 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,455 - I'm out. - I'm out. 350 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,624 Hey... Hey, man. 351 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,160 We don't need to see that. 352 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,828 - I'm sorry. Babe, I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 353 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,263 Nate, um, once you've swallowed that... 354 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,132 ...tell us about you. What do you do? 355 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,667 I'm a Toyota salesman. 356 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,200 - Oh, good. Okay. - Wow. 357 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:51,438 Top salesman, uh... at my dealership. 358 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,505 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 359 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,773 I find that hard to believe. 360 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,775 Um, forget about all of them. 361 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,345 Katie, I really think you might have something here. 362 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,347 So, I'm going to offer you the $100,000 363 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,182 for 20% of your company... 364 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,616 - Are you kidding me? - Oh, my God! 365 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,784 I am not kidding. 366 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,186 Lori. I believe in her. 367 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,987 But it's contingent on one thing, Nate. 368 00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:11,257 Contingent on you taking some time off from work, 369 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,493 so that you can take care of the kids, 370 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,161 and Katie can take care of the business. 371 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,996 Yeah, of course. I could do that. 372 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,980 Really? 373 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,666 Yeah. Why do you sound surprised? 374 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,801 Because she's looking in your big, dumb eyes, 375 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,803 thinking what a disaster that would be. 376 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,172 Are you kidding? You've never raised kids on your own. 377 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,507 I thought... 378 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,975 Are you allowed to talk if you're already out? 379 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:30,977 Can you just give us one minute to talk about this? 380 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,712 - Sorry. - What does she have to discuss? 381 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,140 Talk amongst yourselves. 382 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,348 - What do you think we should do? - You do it. 383 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,449 - You just do it. - Really? 384 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,350 Yeah, this is crazy. 385 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,618 What about you? What about work? 386 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,185 - What about this top salesman? - It's fine. 387 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,653 It means so much to you. 388 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,230 I'm so far ahead. I can leave for a year. 389 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,250 Maybe you could call your mom to come help? 390 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,459 Katie, I'm not calling my mom. 391 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,395 I mean, how hard can it be? I can do it. 392 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,864 I could do 80% of what you do, and that's a lot. 393 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,834 80%? Well, you clearly have no idea how much work I do. 394 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,336 75%. 395 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,338 This is not the time to do this. But I could do 75%... 396 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,240 Babe, do you even know what laundry detergent we use? 397 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,342 It doesn't matter. I bet we already have it. 398 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,544 Do you know how to access the parent portal for school? 399 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,212 Is that a wizard thing? 400 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,480 Portals aren't real, Katie. 401 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:10,183 What could he be taking so long to discuss? 402 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,818 Just two seconds. Just two seconds. 403 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,852 - Yeah. - Listen, 404 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,754 this isn't forever, all right? 405 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,923 This is just to get the business off the ground. 406 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,925 You got to trust me. 407 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,260 I can do this. 408 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:23,697 Do we have a deal? 409 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,268 - Um, Lori. - Yes. 410 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,369 I will take it. 411 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,104 No! 412 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,839 All right, I guess. 413 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,174 Congratulations! 414 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,542 I am so excited! 415 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,876 I think it's going to be great. 416 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,211 Thank you. 417 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:38,945 - Thank you so much. - You're so welcome. 418 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,113 Oh, my God! 419 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,514 - Thank you. Thank you. - It'll be great. 420 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,783 - And you? Congratulations, too. - Yes. Appreciate it. 421 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,218 And I wish you good luck. 422 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,886 Okay. Well, it's not surgery, so... 423 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,221 Okay. - But I appreciate it. 424 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,123 - Yeah. Thank you. - All right, good. Yay! 425 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,224 Guys, good luck! 426 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,425 Please, you're going to need it. 427 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,940 Oh, my God. 428 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,699 Why are you so nervous? 429 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,267 This is exciting. 430 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,469 I am excited. 431 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,871 South Korea is just so far away, 432 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,241 and I haven't been apart from the kids for more than a day. 433 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,476 It's two weeks. 434 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,944 You act like I'm going to blow the house up. 435 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,479 I know. I know. 436 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,481 There's a lot worse things that can happen than that. 437 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,882 And I'm sure I'll find all of them. 438 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,453 Oh, babe, actually, could you get breakfast started for me 439 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,755 and I'll go wake up the girls? 440 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,758 Oh, how many kids do we have again? I forget. 441 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,293 There's a small one I saw the other day. 442 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,929 When did she come around? 443 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:33,990 All right, I got this. Breakfast. 444 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,301 Easiest meal of the day. 445 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,937 - 446 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:42,142 I guess that's where the spaghetti goes. 447 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,779 Easy-peasy. 448 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,186 Yep. Oh. 449 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,862 Come on. Get through. 450 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,365 Oh, whatever. 451 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,466 Extra calcium. 452 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,967 Toast. 453 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,303 - Broken! 454 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:12,939 Oh. 455 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:14,874 Perfect. 456 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,609 Bye-bye. 457 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,450 Just like the pilgrims did it. 458 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,180 Don't wear the same thing as me. 459 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,381 But I was wearing it first! 460 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,817 - You always copy what I wear! - No, I don't! 461 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,318 Just say you want to be me at this point. 462 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,853 I don't. 463 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,222 Breakfast is served. 464 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,994 Yeah, I don't eat scrambled eggs. 465 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,230 What? I thought you liked scrambled eggs. 466 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,665 That was, like, a month ago, Dad. 467 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,866 Now I hate them. 468 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,901 - I like scrambled eggs. - No, you don't. 469 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,336 Shh. I'm lying. 470 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,138 All right, what do you like, then? 471 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,840 Literally anything but that. 472 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,175 - Sour Patch Kids. - Salads. 473 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,510 - Tacos? - Airhead Xtremes. 474 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,545 - Sushi. - Yes! Sushi! 475 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,913 Really, any kind of candy is good. 476 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,849 Sure, Sam. Yep. 477 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,180 Dad, are you Mom now? 478 00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,686 Yes, I am your mother. 479 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,210 Could we do your makeup? 480 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,856 - Yeah! - We'll see. 481 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,224 Are you sure you're ready for this? 482 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,226 - I mean, we're kind of a lot. - Yeah. 483 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,261 One, I don't like that you know that. 484 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,729 And two, I'm your dad. 485 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,831 I'm not a stranger. It just... 486 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,733 It's going to take a little time 487 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,702 to get used to the morning routine. 488 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,570 Well, my morning routine's pretty easy. 489 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,105 - I usually just have coffee. - No, she doesn't. 490 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,273 - So, yeah. - I get candy. 491 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,174 God, don't tell him what I do. 492 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,542 Always. 493 00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,177 You're so annoying. Candy, candy, candy. 494 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,545 Sorry, babe. Sam and Gracie aren't eating eggs right now. 495 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,881 Oh, yeah, we just talked about it. Toaster's broken. 496 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,490 - What? - Crazy. I know. 497 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,583 That's going to be something I use a lot. 498 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:32,252 Broken or unplugged? 499 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,421 I'm not a mechanic, but I know when something's broke. 500 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,223 How about cereal? 501 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,425 Yes! No, no. 502 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,460 How about some oatmeal with fruit? 503 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,561 - All right... - Come on. 504 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,462 - No. - ...I bet 505 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,396 that's around here somewhere. 506 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,764 Fine. Yeah. 507 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,599 Okay, babe. Let's go over this once more. 508 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,635 Sam gets picked up at 2:45. 509 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,105 Hadley and Gracie are at 3:15. Unless it's Wednesday 510 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,140 and then the schedule's reversed, or Friday 511 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,575 where they all get out at the same time. 512 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,744 That means you just have to hustle to get... 513 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,412 - Oh, man. 514 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,414 Oh... 515 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,450 This might make you nervous... 516 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,287 but it's all going to be fine. 517 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,255 Okay, here. It's all here. 518 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,725 You just have to trust the command center 519 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,259 and you'll be great. 520 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,729 I'll be honest. This command center has always scared me. 521 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,797 But I'm going to figure it out. 522 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,666 You'll figure it out. 523 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,134 - Going to make a few 524 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,104 of my own adjustments. "Sleepover"? 525 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,772 No, thank you. 526 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,808 I am going to be 13 hours ahead, 527 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,577 so that means that I'm going to be asleep 528 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,345 in the middle of your day here. 529 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,810 Uh... Wash. We have to wash the towels first 530 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,783 - before the clothes separately. - Yes. 531 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,351 What else? Oh, you're going to want to check 532 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,652 Hadley's model volcano here, 533 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,920 because I think we might have over-filled it. 534 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:41,788 And you're definitely going to want to soak 535 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:42,922 that oatmeal bowl in the sink. 536 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,124 Okay. Like right now? 537 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,259 No, no, no. Now you add water to cook it. 538 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,627 But then you soak it in the sink. 539 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,461 All right. 540 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,970 Girls! My babies! 541 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:53,500 Oh, I'm going to miss you so much. 542 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,501 Oh! 543 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,635 Mm. 544 00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:57,203 Can Dad go to South Korea instead? 545 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,505 No. 546 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,173 Can he go somewhere else? 547 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,975 - Hey, I'm right here. - I am going to be back 548 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,344 before you know it. I promise. Come here. 549 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,479 We're all going to die. 550 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,182 - Hey! I fixed the toaster. 551 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,385 - Bye. - Bye. 552 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,988 - Have fun. - I love you guys. 553 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,220 Don't worry about a thing. 554 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,357 When you get back, the house will be 555 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,292 exactly like you left it. 556 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:24,497 Dad, the front door's locked. Do you have keys? 557 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,333 Nope. Just keep waving. 558 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,669 We'll put Sam through a window in the back. 559 00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:30,970 Yes! 560 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,747 All right. Who's getting dropped off first? 561 00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:44,840 Uh, Dad, you're, like, not even driving in the right direction. 562 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,185 To your school? 563 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,721 To any of our schools. 564 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,856 Wait. Do you not know where our schools are? 565 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,560 No, I know where your schools are at. 566 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,328 I know where they're at, but just to be safe, 567 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,863 I'm gonna put on my GPS. 568 00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,330 So everybody, say your name of your school out loud. Go now! 569 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,435 Ooh, can we do laser tag instead? 570 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,170 No! Just give me the name of your school 571 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,705 or I'm going to call Mom at the airport. 572 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,574 So you're going to call Mom 573 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,176 and admit you don't know the locations or names 574 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,544 of any of our schools? 575 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,380 Yeah, I will. I mean, I... 576 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,914 I don't care how bad it makes me look. 577 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,283 No. 578 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,552 No. Look, I'm going to count to three. 579 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,550 Someone tell me the name of your school. 580 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:23,223 One, 581 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,426 - two... - I dialed for you. 582 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,610 - What? No! 583 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:29,950 - No. Sam, give me the phone. - It's actually ringing! 584 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,463 - Ringing! - Sam, hang up the phone. 585 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,965 - I was just... - You were just what, Dad? 586 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,366 No! No! I was just... 587 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,350 - Just say it! Admit it! - Dad. Just admit it. 588 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,202 No, no, I was just... 589 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,937 Laser tag! Laser tag! Laser tag! 590 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,305 - Dad, look out. - I'm watching. 591 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,410 - Just give it back real fast. - I don't have it. 592 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,575 - Sam! - Say it! You were... 593 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,144 Okay! All right, fine, I was just bluffing! 594 00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:45,578 - Ha! I knew it! - Now will you please 595 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,414 - hang the phone up! - Dad! Look out! 596 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,782 - 597 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,153 - 598 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,924 Hi, guys. What's up? You miss me already? 599 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,759 - 600 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,500 What are you doing back here? 601 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,303 Just reminding myself I'm still good at something. 602 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,238 Hey, I noticed my picture's gone. 603 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,773 Well, it's an employee photo, 604 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:15,775 and you are no longer an employee. 605 00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:18,645 Dan, I didn't quit. I'm on leave. 606 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,779 I've heard that before. 607 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,414 I think you need to just figure out 608 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,830 where your priorities are. 609 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,751 I did. They're with my children. 610 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,520 Great, okay, well, it hurts to hear you say that out loud. 611 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,823 Come on, man. If you had kids, you would understand. 612 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:30,957 I do have kids. 613 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,659 - What? - I have five kids. 614 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,361 But you never hear me talk about them at work. 615 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,129 Where did you get kids? 616 00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:37,664 Is this guy bothering you? 617 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,834 What happened to your shirt? Did a volcano explode on it? 618 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,802 Yes, that's exactly what happened to this shirt. 619 00:21:42,836 --> 00:21:45,505 You'd be in the hospital. Volcanoes are very hot. 620 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,800 Why... What is this? 621 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,343 Peyton's my number one guy now, Nate. That's what this is. 622 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,679 Uh-huh. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 623 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,681 You can't leave with company property. 624 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,516 This was a gift from Dan. 625 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,151 Sorry, buddy. Not personal, it's a policy. 626 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:03,656 - Dude. - What? I don't make the rules. 627 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,393 You're the floor manager. That's literally your job. 628 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,695 This is mine now. 629 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,296 - 630 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,532 Is it too hot for you? 631 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:13,500 No. 632 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:15,235 It's just right. 633 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,138 - 634 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,873 Oh. 635 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:22,542 Hey, oh, Peyton, don't do this. 636 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:23,543 This is your guy? 637 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,179 That's my number one guy. 638 00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,856 Uh... Excuse me, are you the egg guy? 639 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:39,926 No. But I do dabble in the egg section from time to time. 640 00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:42,162 Oh, great. Uh, do you mind if I ask you some questions? 641 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,640 - Sure. - Uh, there's a lot of eggs here, 642 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,199 and I need to buy some eggs for my family, 643 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,902 so which ones would I choose? 644 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,737 Well, what type of egg are you looking for? 645 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,573 Normal ones. Ones that my kids will eat. 646 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,175 Those are pastured eggs. 647 00:22:55,175 --> 00:22:56,743 - Pastured. - And they contain 648 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:59,179 twice as many omega-3s. 649 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,414 Oh, wow. That's a lot of... 650 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,583 That's more omega than I thought. 651 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,860 Uh, I see these say free-range, 652 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,588 and then the ones below it say cage-free. 653 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,523 So what's the difference between that? 654 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,626 Well, those are free-range and those are cage-free. 655 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,610 Hm. Interesting. 656 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:17,931 Let's say I don't know how to make eggs. 657 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:21,101 Are there eggs that are already made? 658 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:24,604 Well, there are places called restaurants. 659 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:25,638 Hm. 660 00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:28,575 All right, Pat. Getting a little... 661 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,578 I don't care for your tone here. 662 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:34,614 I know I've been grilling you pretty hard on the eggs, 663 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:36,416 and I'm not wearing you out, am I? 664 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,918 Because I'm going to need you over there in the milk section. 665 00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:42,255 I mean, I can't wait to find out what Lace-taid means. 666 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,426 Um... 667 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:49,429 Hey, Mom, just giving you a... a call. 668 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,970 Wanted to, uh... 669 00:23:51,131 --> 00:23:52,665 You know, I thought, I don't know, 670 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,134 maybe you'd want to come stay. 671 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:57,404 The girls wanted me to call you. They... they miss you. 672 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,500 And so, they were like, "Oh, yeah, 673 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,774 "maybe she can come spend the night." 674 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,143 You know, one or two nights. Uh... 675 00:24:04,411 --> 00:24:07,414 Twelve, thirteen tops. Thirteen tops. 676 00:24:07,414 --> 00:24:09,649 And, you know, just stay in Sam's room, 677 00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:11,751 or Hadley's, or my room, I don't... 678 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:14,521 - 679 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,257 Ow. Golly, dude! 680 00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:19,259 Who put a towel there? 681 00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:21,940 Oh, God! 682 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:22,796 Oh, what... 683 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,850 Uh... Hello? 684 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,152 Hello, sir. Am I speaking to the man of the house? 685 00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:49,222 No, she's not home. But what's going on up there? 686 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:51,825 Uh, Keegan Jones. Keegan Roofing and Tile. 687 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,600 Your wife had called to check my availability 688 00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:55,161 to replace your roof, 689 00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,496 and I thought, you know, why call back 690 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:57,864 and tell her I'm available 691 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,666 when I can show her I'm available 692 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,868 by already being on the roof? 693 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,400 All right. And Katie okayed all this? 694 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,173 I mean, feel free to check my Yelp yourself. 695 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,542 I got five stars and only one negative review 696 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,770 and that is from my ex-wife. 697 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,747 You know, she said my tools don't get the job done. 698 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,515 Okay. Uh, yeah, man. 699 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:16,883 It's great. Uh... 700 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,218 Yeah, you're hired, I guess. 701 00:25:18,318 --> 00:25:20,200 What? Really? 702 00:25:20,530 --> 00:25:23,757 You know what? Maybe I should just call her real... 703 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,325 It's school pickup already! 704 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,893 Shoot! 705 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:29,195 Hey, I'm going to make you proud. 706 00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:32,699 Yeah, hey, good job. I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 707 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:35,235 Good job. Great job today, you guys. 708 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:37,237 We're gonna wait for our parents to come. 709 00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:40,740 - Good job today! - Hi. Hi. Hey. 710 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:41,741 Oh, hi! 711 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,243 Hey, what's up? I'm here for Sam. 712 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,678 Oh, Mr. Wilcox. 713 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:46,379 I'm so used to seeing Katie. 714 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:47,580 Well, get used to me 715 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,115 because she's no longer with us, you know? 716 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:54,254 Ah, 'cause she's in South Korea! Working. Yeah. Shark Tank. 717 00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:56,956 She's alive. Yeah. Sorry about that. 718 00:25:57,570 --> 00:25:59,192 Do you have a minute to talk? 719 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:03,263 Am I... Am I in trouble? 720 00:26:03,363 --> 00:26:05,465 Sam's been hugging her classmates 721 00:26:05,532 --> 00:26:07,670 every time she sees them. 722 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,735 - Okay. - All day. 723 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:12,572 Okay. I'll talk to her and, uh, yeah, just tell her to stop. 724 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,908 - So, thank you. - No. Actually, 725 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:18,144 at her age, telling her to stop may reinforce the behavior. 726 00:26:18,211 --> 00:26:19,913 We need to make sure 727 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,215 we're communicating with the right words. 728 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,784 Right... right words. 729 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,419 You might want to take notes. 730 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,587 Notes. 731 00:26:28,455 --> 00:26:29,923 Notes. 732 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,958 So I'd like to introduce you to a concept 733 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,461 called "the bubble of consent." 734 00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:37,731 Now, imagine each kiddo lives inside 735 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:39,399 their own individual bubble. 736 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:41,267 They can touch what's in their own bubble 737 00:26:41,301 --> 00:26:42,736 without having to ask, 738 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:45,505 but they need permission, 739 00:26:45,572 --> 00:26:46,606 yeah... - Okay. 740 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:49,242 ...to enter another kiddo's bubble. 741 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,777 Uh, say that part one more time. 742 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,945 Which part? 743 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,480 - Uh, the beginning of it. - The beginning? 744 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,315 Yeah, the beginning and the rest of it, too. 745 00:26:55,415 --> 00:26:56,449 Okay. 746 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,455 What's wrong? 747 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:04,457 Everything okay? 748 00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:05,825 Avery and Trisha both knew 749 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,627 how to spell "Chihuahua" and I didn't. 750 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,630 Well, now you do, so... 751 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,866 But, like, what if I don't know other words? 752 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,334 I need to study more. 753 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:15,935 All right. Where's your sister? 754 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,400 Probably trying to get Brian to notice her. 755 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:19,500 "Brian"? 756 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:21,174 Who's Brian? 757 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:38,525 Gracie! 758 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:40,493 Hi. 759 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:41,861 It's your dad! 760 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:46,320 It's your family in a van! We live in the same house! 761 00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:48,535 I... I couldn't remember if you remembered. 762 00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:51,237 My God! Dad! Was that really necessary? 763 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:54,700 It was. I didn't know how else... how to... 764 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,750 Who's Brian? 765 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,343 A boy she likes. 766 00:27:56,376 --> 00:27:57,977 He's the reason she started shaving her legs. 767 00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,245 - Hadley! - Oh, my God. 768 00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:00,547 What? You're in there shaving them every night. 769 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,515 Every night? 770 00:28:02,549 --> 00:28:04,184 Your mom does it twice a year. 771 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:07,870 Dad, I'm hungry. Can we get dinner? 772 00:28:07,870 --> 00:28:10,490 You all got to eat again? I thought we were done. 773 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:13,260 Maybe Brian should come over for dinner. 774 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:14,694 - You know what, Sam? That's a... - No! 775 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:15,895 - Brian! - No! No! 776 00:28:16,290 --> 00:28:18,498 - Stop! - Brian! Brian! 777 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:19,366 Hey, pizza's here. 778 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:20,233 Hey, man. 779 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,703 Uh... Boom. There you go. 780 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,538 Oh, you already tipped on the app, so... 781 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:26,840 Yeah. We're going to be seeing 782 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:29,750 a lot of each other these next couple weeks. 783 00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:31,945 This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 784 00:28:32,512 --> 00:28:33,713 Hey. 785 00:28:37,350 --> 00:28:38,518 Night-night. 786 00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:43,890 All right, Sam, it's time for bed. 787 00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:45,580 I'm almost done with second hugs. 788 00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:47,594 Second hugs. 789 00:28:47,694 --> 00:28:49,896 Uh... You know what? 790 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,640 Hey, let's talk about something real fast. 791 00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:52,699 Am I skipping a grade? 792 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,535 No. Not by the looks of it. We might even do a couple twice. 793 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:56,903 Am I getting a horse? 794 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,571 That's where you thought this was going? 795 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:00,240 Uh... Oh. 796 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:03,243 How do I say it? Um... 797 00:29:07,447 --> 00:29:09,820 Don't hug kids at school. 798 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,617 But I love my classmates. 799 00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:12,118 I know you do. 800 00:29:12,152 --> 00:29:15,255 And that's great. Just show them in a different way. 801 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:17,157 Okay. 802 00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:19,259 Wow. 803 00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:21,161 All right. You know what? 804 00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:23,263 You're my favorite. 805 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,465 - I know. - Good night. 806 00:29:25,565 --> 00:29:26,966 Good night. 807 00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:36,476 Hadley. Screens off. 808 00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:39,145 What? No, but... but I'm... I'm just using the light 809 00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,613 to study my spelling flashcards. 810 00:29:40,647 --> 00:29:41,781 Of course you are. 811 00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:43,149 Night. 812 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:44,984 Look at you fighting for the number one spot, huh? 813 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:47,153 A party with boys? Yeah, 814 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:49,255 my dad would never let me have one. Are you kidding? 815 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:51,825 Gracie. Hey. Phones off, please. 816 00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:56,363 I guess I know my third favorite. 817 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,632 - Thirteen more days. 818 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:02,669 "Night chores"? 819 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:15,982 What? 820 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,221 I should've soaked it. 821 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:22,389 God. 822 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:27,193 - 823 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:35,680 30 in the morning. Golly. 824 00:30:45,478 --> 00:30:48,381 Are we running a car wash I don't know about? 825 00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:53,486 Hey! 826 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,689 Hi, babe. How's it going? 827 00:30:55,722 --> 00:30:58,692 Great. Yeah. I hired a roofer. 828 00:30:58,725 --> 00:31:00,527 Oh! Nice. Which one? 829 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:03,496 - Which what? - Which roofer? 830 00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:05,532 I called all the top-rated places 831 00:31:05,565 --> 00:31:07,333 so I could make them bid against each other. 832 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,369 Then I also called my friend's cousin, Keegan, 833 00:31:09,402 --> 00:31:11,104 'cause his bid was so low, 834 00:31:11,104 --> 00:31:13,600 I thought I could use it against the others. 835 00:31:13,730 --> 00:31:14,374 So who did you go with? 836 00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:15,942 - 837 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:21,715 Uh... Yeah, I mean, I don't remember his name, you know. 838 00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:23,750 But he was a good one. 839 00:31:23,783 --> 00:31:26,286 Hey, roof's looking pretty good, man. 840 00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:29,856 Thank you so much for handling that for me, babe. Oh! 841 00:31:29,856 --> 00:31:32,920 You must be on your way to go get the girls, huh? 842 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:34,227 Yep, as we speak. I'm going right now! 843 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,462 And could you please drop off 844 00:31:35,528 --> 00:31:36,730 those forks I left in the back of the car? 845 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:37,897 Thank you, I love you. 846 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:41,101 Love you. Pistachios? 847 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,435 What the... 848 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:51,945 Dad! 849 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:53,880 - What are you doing? - I was sleeping, 850 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,915 or trying to. 851 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,984 Why doesn't this couch fold out? 852 00:31:58,510 --> 00:31:59,786 Because not all couches fold out. 853 00:31:59,886 --> 00:32:02,789 I meant, what are you doing here? I called Mom. 854 00:32:02,822 --> 00:32:04,424 Yeah, she's on a cruise. 855 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:06,259 Anyway, I'm here to help. 856 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,727 - Are you? - Yeah. 857 00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:11,431 Yeah. As soon as I finish my siesta. 858 00:32:11,464 --> 00:32:13,266 Oh, man. 859 00:32:18,738 --> 00:32:20,974 Uh, excuse me. Do you all know where to put these forks at? 860 00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:24,978 Uh, Nate Wilcox. Katie said we'd be seeing more of you. 861 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:26,146 How you doing, sugar? 862 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:27,414 Hanging in there, you know? 863 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:29,182 Katie has me doing a lot of chores. 864 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:30,784 It's basically Chore City at our house. 865 00:32:32,485 --> 00:32:34,254 And all the cleaning sprays. 866 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:36,456 Under our sink, it looks like a Baskin-Robbins. 867 00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:39,659 Baskin-Robbins. 868 00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:42,295 Uh... I mean, I used one 869 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:43,463 the other day. It said "all-purpose." 870 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:44,764 And it didn't clean anything up. 871 00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:46,599 Should've said "no purpose," you know? 872 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:48,334 - No purpose. 873 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,604 Oh, God. 874 00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:53,640 - What are we all laughing at? - Conor, 875 00:32:53,673 --> 00:32:56,142 looks like you're not the only dad on campus anymore. 876 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:57,510 And this one's funny. 877 00:32:59,346 --> 00:33:00,980 Oh, Nate? 878 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,682 - Big time funny. - Oh, wow. 879 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,651 Say it, don't spray it, you know? 880 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:07,320 "Say it, don't spray it." 881 00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:08,655 Dad? 882 00:33:08,688 --> 00:33:10,490 Thought you were going to wait in the car. 883 00:33:10,523 --> 00:33:11,825 Didn't you go to school in a sweater? 884 00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:13,326 What? 885 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,695 - No. - Okay. 886 00:33:15,695 --> 00:33:16,863 Well, I was going to wear the same thing. 887 00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:17,864 That would've been embarrassing. 888 00:33:19,799 --> 00:33:20,967 What an absolute joy. 889 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,502 I'm sure I'll be seeing you around. 890 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:24,671 - All right. Pleasure. - Nice to meet you, Nate. 891 00:33:24,704 --> 00:33:25,805 Thank you. 892 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,173 That is the first funny dad. 893 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:28,708 No bad dad jokes. 894 00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:31,177 Hey, Nate. 895 00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:38,180 What was that? 896 00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:40,854 Katie told me to drop forks off. 897 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:43,223 Not the... Not the forks. Talking to the moms. 898 00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:45,859 If you need to bring the moms something, bring it to me. 899 00:33:45,892 --> 00:33:47,260 Okay? Bring it to me. 900 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,162 - I bring it to them. See? - Okay. 901 00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:51,264 You know, and if you wanna hang out, 902 00:33:51,264 --> 00:33:53,733 don't hang out with the moms. Hang out with this guy! 903 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:56,536 'Cause I've been texting you. You been getting those? 904 00:33:56,569 --> 00:33:59,500 No, I haven't. 905 00:33:59,390 --> 00:34:00,607 You haven't gotten a single one of my texts? 906 00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:03,943 - No. - God, a lot of them say "read." 907 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,745 - You can see that? - Yeah, like, 908 00:34:05,845 --> 00:34:06,880 the whole color changes. 909 00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:08,140 I don't think I've gotten any of them. 910 00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:09,490 - Really? - Yeah. 911 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:10,383 Can I see? 912 00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:14,854 Uh, I would, but it's way in there, and so... 913 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:18,558 Just let me know. Even tonight, we could grab a drink. Bowl. 914 00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:20,930 - Bowl? - We'll do a bowl. 915 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:21,761 - What? - In the meantime, 916 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:23,630 stay away from here. 917 00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:24,264 Okay? 918 00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:26,733 My moms are not your moms. 919 00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:39,212 - 920 00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:20,754 What? 921 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:35,335 Help! Help! 922 00:35:36,336 --> 00:35:37,504 Help! 923 00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:40,807 Help! 924 00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:46,479 Yeah. So, basically, 925 00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:47,847 all of these people behind me 926 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,349 are here to help me with the Star Minder. 927 00:35:49,382 --> 00:35:52,952 - We're kind of... - Dad! Mom's in a factory! 928 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:54,654 - Oh, what? - Yeah. 929 00:35:54,654 --> 00:35:56,656 We're stress-testing different plastics 930 00:35:56,656 --> 00:35:57,824 for the body of the star. 931 00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:01,961 You speak South Korean? 932 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,664 - It's just Korean, Dad. - Well, not to them. 933 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:06,966 - 934 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,135 Dang, the team was really excited about that one. 935 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,139 Dad, what's for breakfast? 936 00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:14,240 Uh... 937 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:16,176 - Pizza. 938 00:36:16,176 --> 00:36:18,178 - For breakfast? - Just put milk on it. 939 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,847 Uh, hey, Nate, could I talk to you privately? 940 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,384 Yeah, I was joking. Is that... I... I thought I muted that. 941 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:26,219 You tapped Mom's hard hat, Dad. 942 00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:29,220 Oh, my God. 943 00:36:29,550 --> 00:36:31,324 Hey, I just want to say I totally respect 944 00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:32,892 - your healthy breakfast thing... - No, I know. 945 00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:35,261 - ...but, you know... - No, no, no, no. It's fine. 946 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,497 I wanted to check and see how you were doing. 947 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,320 Uh... Great. 948 00:36:39,650 --> 00:36:42,168 I'm great. You know, I mean, with the command center and... 949 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:43,703 You know, don't worry about me. 950 00:36:43,837 --> 00:36:46,600 - We're good over here. - Yeah? 951 00:36:46,390 --> 00:36:48,575 'Cause I know it's hard. 952 00:36:48,575 --> 00:36:50,377 You know, we're growing into new roles. 953 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:52,278 Uh... I'm not growing into a new role. 954 00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:54,214 I'm just keeping your role warm, right? 955 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:56,416 Right. Yeah.I think what I meant... 956 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,751 Uh... No. No, I know what you meant. 957 00:36:57,784 --> 00:37:00,530 It's just for now. 958 00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:01,788 It's just for now. Yeah. Yeah. 959 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:05,191 Okay. Um... Hey, babe, I have, 960 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:06,726 like, 25 people waiting for me. 961 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,894 I got to go. 962 00:37:07,927 --> 00:37:09,929 I have 25 people waiting on me too. 963 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:11,640 Okay. 964 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,265 You know, the kids. I was making a... 965 00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:14,367 - It's just two more days, Nate. - Okay. Yep. 966 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:16,903 - Okay? I love you. - Two more days. 967 00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:20,907 Uh... Yep. All right. All right. I love you. 968 00:37:25,945 --> 00:37:27,647 All right. I'm headed out! 969 00:37:27,647 --> 00:37:29,215 Your mom is back from the cruise. 970 00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:30,583 This is the first time I've seen you awake 971 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:31,618 since you got here. 972 00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,530 Well, I'm glad I could help. 973 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:34,788 Now, you just call me if you need anything. 974 00:37:34,821 --> 00:37:36,322 I... I couldn't find Katie. 975 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,258 Tell her I said goodbye. Okay? 976 00:37:38,825 --> 00:37:39,826 Really? 977 00:37:39,893 --> 00:37:40,960 Get me a home-cooked meal. 978 00:37:42,962 --> 00:37:45,398 Ladies, I think we know why we're here. 979 00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:47,133 We're getting a horse? 980 00:37:47,133 --> 00:37:48,968 We're here to talk about towels. 981 00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:51,237 Specifically, why am I carrying 982 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:54,674 100 pounds of towels up and down 40 steps all day, every day? 983 00:37:54,774 --> 00:37:56,576 Hadley, how many towels you use a day? 984 00:37:56,609 --> 00:37:59,279 - One. - Interesting. Okay. 985 00:37:59,346 --> 00:38:01,810 Gracie, how many towels you use? 986 00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:03,350 - One. - Also one. 987 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:06,953 - Sam? - I've never used a towel. 988 00:38:06,986 --> 00:38:10,623 What? She doesn't even use a towel. 989 00:38:10,657 --> 00:38:15,929 So our house is magically generating wet towels all day. 990 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:20,700 All right. We're not done talking about this. 991 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,702 Okay, how many towels do you actually use? 992 00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:24,504 - Eight. - Eight? 993 00:38:25,939 --> 00:38:27,974 Howdy, partner! 994 00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:29,843 I hope you don't mind. We're a touch early. 995 00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:32,679 I got to get to line dancing with the moms. 996 00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:34,714 - What? - Moms' night out. 997 00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:38,385 I wanted to do paint and sip, but, uh, I got outvoted. 998 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:40,520 What? You didn't cancel our sleepover? 999 00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:44,224 No, I did cancel it. I pulled the Post-it off the calendar. 1000 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:46,459 Okay, but did you call people's parents? 1001 00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:47,961 I don't even know your friends' names, 1002 00:38:47,994 --> 00:38:50,663 so how would I know who their parents are? You know. 1003 00:38:50,697 --> 00:38:51,865 There's Jane! 1004 00:38:51,965 --> 00:38:53,700 - There's another one? - Hey, Jane. 1005 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,201 I don't know how to do a sleepover. 1006 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:57,871 Your mom didn't leave me any notes on a sleepover. 1007 00:38:57,904 --> 00:38:59,973 It's a sleepover. I mean, it's not rocket science. 1008 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,909 Just, uh, make them some popcorn and let them do your makeup. 1009 00:39:02,976 --> 00:39:04,177 Yes! 1010 00:39:04,177 --> 00:39:05,311 Go get him, girls. 1011 00:39:05,311 --> 00:39:07,130 - Oh, my God, yes! - You all have fun! 1012 00:39:07,130 --> 00:39:09,683 - 1013 00:39:16,589 --> 00:39:19,250 - 1014 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,594 Three, two, one! Two, one! 1015 00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:22,896 - Oh! - What, Dad? 1016 00:39:22,896 --> 00:39:23,863 Stop it. This is... 1017 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:25,310 Your mom does this? 1018 00:39:25,650 --> 00:39:26,566 Yeah. Have you ever seen her with nose hairs? 1019 00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:28,340 - All the time. - No, because I've never looked. 1020 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,369 You should. It's very smooth. 1021 00:39:29,436 --> 00:39:31,400 Okay, guys, we're just going to go for it, okay? 1022 00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:32,706 Just one and done. And we got it. Okay? 1023 00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:35,875 - Okay. Ready? Go, Dad. Two, one! - Ready? Three, two, one! 1024 00:39:35,909 --> 00:39:37,544 - Oh! No, no, no. - What? 1025 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:38,745 - You know, this is crazy. - Oh, my God! 1026 00:39:38,878 --> 00:39:40,413 - Come on! - You all are crazy. 1027 00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:41,414 - You're so annoying. - This is... 1028 00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:42,782 I'm going to live like this forever, 1029 00:39:42,782 --> 00:39:44,217 - and it'll just come out... - Right. Okay. 1030 00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:45,752 - ...when it comes out. - No. Stop. 1031 00:39:45,785 --> 00:39:47,721 Mr. Wilcox, let me just tell you something. Just right here. 1032 00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:49,622 Okay, between you and me, I do this all the time. 1033 00:39:49,622 --> 00:39:51,524 Yeah, but you don't have a forest up your nose, Jane. 1034 00:39:51,591 --> 00:39:53,226 - Wait, are you filming? - Here we go. 1035 00:39:53,259 --> 00:39:54,794 Uh, nope. Just looking something up. 1036 00:39:54,894 --> 00:39:56,930 - And action! 1037 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:02,936 - 1038 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,604 - I'm so sorry, Mr. Wilcox. 1039 00:40:04,637 --> 00:40:06,406 I've never had someone bleed like that before. 1040 00:40:06,473 --> 00:40:08,608 Jane, don't worry about it. I'm sorry I screamed so much. 1041 00:40:08,641 --> 00:40:09,743 It's okay. You'll get them next time! 1042 00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:11,144 Okay, okay. 1043 00:40:11,211 --> 00:40:12,479 - So embarrassing. - I know. It's bad. 1044 00:40:15,248 --> 00:40:18,118 Dude, did you get beat up? 1045 00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:23,556 Is it normal for a roofer to come inside 1046 00:40:23,623 --> 00:40:24,624 and work at night? 1047 00:40:24,624 --> 00:40:26,993 Yeah, it's normal for a good roofer. 1048 00:40:27,930 --> 00:40:29,129 Look, um... I'm not trying to snoop, 1049 00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:30,663 but while I was up there, 1050 00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:32,999 I heard some kids fighting through one of the bigger holes. 1051 00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:34,434 - Bigger holes? - Look, I... 1052 00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:36,403 I can't get into my process with you, Nate. 1053 00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:37,771 All right? 1054 00:40:37,804 --> 00:40:40,507 There is an interpersonal issue in your home. 1055 00:40:40,573 --> 00:40:42,750 Yeah, we're having a sleepover. 1056 00:40:42,108 --> 00:40:46,946 It's not just any sleepover, Nate! It's a girls' sleepover. 1057 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:51,184 Look, I got five sisters. Girls do psychological damage. 1058 00:40:51,251 --> 00:40:53,453 You can repair a roof. 1059 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,890 You can't repair the memory of a friend 1060 00:40:56,122 --> 00:40:58,458 telling you your eyes are too close together. 1061 00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:08,340 Seems quiet. 1062 00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:11,400 Calm before the storm. 1063 00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:14,708 When they get quiet, that's when they get mean. 1064 00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:17,544 Now, you need to get up there and give them a group activity 1065 00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:20,447 before they start splitting off and talking about each other. 1066 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,149 No, no, I think you're overreacting. 1067 00:41:24,184 --> 00:41:25,452 Dear God, we're too late. 1068 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:26,453 What do I do? 1069 00:41:26,486 --> 00:41:28,210 Well, get up there and stop this 1070 00:41:28,121 --> 00:41:29,823 before they're damaged for life. 1071 00:41:29,856 --> 00:41:31,991 I'm not the one that goes up there. Katie goes up there. 1072 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:33,860 I stay down here and make ice cream sundaes, 1073 00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:35,695 and they come eat them once the crying stops. 1074 00:41:35,695 --> 00:41:37,664 Well, tonight, you're all out of Katie. 1075 00:41:38,331 --> 00:41:39,632 And ice cream. 1076 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:43,203 I had to check your freezer... for roof reasons. 1077 00:41:50,343 --> 00:41:51,344 Stop, no, you're... 1078 00:41:51,344 --> 00:41:52,345 It has an "E" at the end. 1079 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:53,713 Oh, my gosh! 1080 00:41:53,747 --> 00:41:55,582 You're so dramatic about this. All the time. 1081 00:42:00,653 --> 00:42:03,156 Hey, how's it going up here? 1082 00:42:03,189 --> 00:42:04,758 We can't be friends. 1083 00:42:05,492 --> 00:42:07,394 Whoa! 1084 00:42:07,494 --> 00:42:09,596 Let's take a deep breath. 1085 00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:11,898 Hadley, what happened? 1086 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,166 The spelling bee! 1087 00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,168 What? I don't... The spelling bee happened? 1088 00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:17,237 No! The spelling bee is ruining our lives. 1089 00:42:17,337 --> 00:42:18,705 And tearing us apart. 1090 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:19,906 It's all I think about. 1091 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:22,108 I have blisters from my flashcards. 1092 00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:24,911 I can't hear a word without spelling it. 1093 00:42:24,944 --> 00:42:26,513 I-T. It. 1094 00:42:26,546 --> 00:42:28,515 And we realize that once the spelling bee happens, 1095 00:42:28,548 --> 00:42:29,749 only one of us will win. 1096 00:42:29,783 --> 00:42:31,384 And the rest of us won't be friends anymore 1097 00:42:31,384 --> 00:42:32,786 because we'll be so sad about losing. 1098 00:42:36,122 --> 00:42:37,857 Girls, that's what this is about? 1099 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:40,460 Oh, my goodness. 1100 00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:44,640 Oh! Girls, girls, 1101 00:42:44,197 --> 00:42:46,766 do I have great news for you. 1102 00:42:47,934 --> 00:42:50,103 No one cares about a spelling bee. 1103 00:42:50,937 --> 00:42:52,272 - What? - What is he talking... 1104 00:42:52,305 --> 00:42:53,907 Look, I mean, yeah, it's fun to compete, 1105 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:55,775 and it's fun to win. Sure. 1106 00:42:55,775 --> 00:42:58,144 But do I have any of my old spelling bee trophies 1107 00:42:58,211 --> 00:42:59,412 on my desk at work? 1108 00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:01,448 Dad, you've never won a spelling bee. 1109 00:43:01,581 --> 00:43:04,784 But even if I did, I wouldn't have them on my desk 1110 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:06,920 because it would be kind of dumb. 1111 00:43:06,953 --> 00:43:09,622 We've been studying real hard, Mr. Wilcox. 1112 00:43:09,622 --> 00:43:11,591 That's great. That's wonderful. 1113 00:43:11,624 --> 00:43:14,994 But putting your self-worth into this contest... 1114 00:43:16,296 --> 00:43:17,464 is dumb. 1115 00:43:17,564 --> 00:43:19,399 - Dad, it's not... - Dumb? 1116 00:43:19,432 --> 00:43:20,734 Yes, it is. 1117 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,236 I'll show you. Uh, give me a word to spell. 1118 00:43:23,269 --> 00:43:24,437 Fiduciary. 1119 00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:26,106 Never heard of that word. 1120 00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,309 No idea how to spell it. Do you all know how to spell it? 1121 00:43:29,342 --> 00:43:33,613 F-I-D-U-C-I-A-R-Y. 1122 00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:35,682 Look at that. You're already spelling better 1123 00:43:35,782 --> 00:43:38,618 than a grown man who owns a home. 1124 00:43:38,685 --> 00:43:41,654 It doesn't matter who gets the trophy. You're all winners. 1125 00:43:41,688 --> 00:43:44,290 And you're going to use your big spelling brains 1126 00:43:44,324 --> 00:43:46,292 to get big-paying jobs one day, 1127 00:43:46,326 --> 00:43:47,961 and you're going to be able to buy all... 1128 00:43:47,994 --> 00:43:50,296 - Okay, Dad, you can go. - Okay. 1129 00:43:50,330 --> 00:43:51,831 I'm so sorry. 1130 00:43:51,865 --> 00:43:53,466 - It's okay. - We can still be friends. 1131 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,350 There's going to be so many spelling bees. 1132 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:56,936 Girls' sleepover. Pretty easy. 1133 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,441 Sam. 1134 00:44:02,509 --> 00:44:03,643 Why are you wet? 1135 00:44:03,710 --> 00:44:06,279 I had to make my horse leave. 1136 00:44:06,312 --> 00:44:07,814 You don't have a horse. 1137 00:44:07,847 --> 00:44:09,315 Not anymore. 1138 00:44:09,349 --> 00:44:11,484 She was drinking out of my fish tank. 1139 00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:12,852 Wait, were you drinking water 1140 00:44:12,886 --> 00:44:14,200 out of your fish tank? 1141 00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:16,322 - 1142 00:44:16,356 --> 00:44:18,240 - I feel better now. 1143 00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:21,861 I don't know how Katie does it. 1144 00:44:21,861 --> 00:44:24,664 Pick them up. Drop them off. Pick them up again. 1145 00:44:24,698 --> 00:44:26,660 Never get time to myself. 1146 00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:28,368 Every time I go to the bathroom, 1147 00:44:28,501 --> 00:44:30,704 Sam talks to me through the door. 1148 00:44:30,804 --> 00:44:33,139 I get no sleep. 1149 00:44:33,173 --> 00:44:36,676 Spotify just keeps recommending mommy podcasts to me. 1150 00:44:36,743 --> 00:44:38,678 My feet hurt. My back hurts. 1151 00:44:38,745 --> 00:44:41,247 My jeans don't fit right, and look at me. 1152 00:44:41,314 --> 00:44:42,816 I'm stuffing my face. 1153 00:44:42,816 --> 00:44:45,752 I'm not even hungry, and I'm just pounding away. 1154 00:44:48,655 --> 00:44:52,192 I'm not cut out for this life, Peter. I'm no Conor Ashford. 1155 00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:56,620 I'm a Toyota salesman. 1156 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,865 And what is a salesman if he doesn't sell? 1157 00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:02,535 You remind me of my dad. 1158 00:45:02,569 --> 00:45:04,700 What's he like? 1159 00:45:04,104 --> 00:45:06,720 I don't know. I haven't seen him in 10 years. 1160 00:45:06,106 --> 00:45:08,108 - Oh. - But right before he snapped 1161 00:45:08,174 --> 00:45:10,744 and left me at that Chuck E. Cheese ball pit, 1162 00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:14,214 his face looked exactly like yours does right now. 1163 00:45:15,548 --> 00:45:17,384 - Thanks, Peter. - You're welcome. 1164 00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:19,219 Don't you got to deliver that stuff? 1165 00:45:19,252 --> 00:45:21,621 What's going to happen? They're going to fire me? 1166 00:45:21,688 --> 00:45:23,223 "Oh, no. I guess I have to sign up 1167 00:45:23,256 --> 00:45:25,580 "with a new email address." 1168 00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:26,726 Whole company is run by a robot. 1169 00:45:27,927 --> 00:45:29,362 You want a donut? 1170 00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:33,233 No. I was embarrassed on national television by a donut. 1171 00:45:33,266 --> 00:45:35,301 Oh, dude, was that... That was you? 1172 00:45:35,368 --> 00:45:37,303 I love that video. 1173 00:45:38,905 --> 00:45:40,573 Holding a donut! Donut! Donut! 1174 00:45:40,573 --> 00:45:42,876 - Oh, dude, that's humiliating. - Oh. 1175 00:45:42,942 --> 00:45:44,770 Holding a donut. He's a bozo. 1176 00:45:44,110 --> 00:45:45,278 That's enough. Swipe it away. 1177 00:45:45,311 --> 00:45:46,880 - And action! 1178 00:45:46,946 --> 00:45:48,214 Oh, dude, that's you too! 1179 00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:49,616 How did that get on there? 1180 00:45:49,716 --> 00:45:53,720 What are the odds? The algorithm must be listening to us. 1181 00:45:59,993 --> 00:46:02,395 Not bad. 1182 00:46:02,429 --> 00:46:04,164 - Mommy! - Hi, baby. 1183 00:46:04,264 --> 00:46:06,466 There she is. Hi. 1184 00:46:06,566 --> 00:46:08,268 Mom! Finally! 1185 00:46:08,301 --> 00:46:10,570 Hi, hi. 1186 00:46:10,603 --> 00:46:12,772 Hey! I was just preheating the oven. 1187 00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:13,973 I missed you guys! 1188 00:46:13,973 --> 00:46:15,975 Wow. Hi. 1189 00:46:17,143 --> 00:46:18,578 - Mm. - So glad you're back. 1190 00:46:18,611 --> 00:46:19,946 Mom, since you left, 1191 00:46:19,979 --> 00:46:22,615 - our clothes smell different. - Different, like, bad? 1192 00:46:22,615 --> 00:46:23,983 They smell like you. 1193 00:46:23,983 --> 00:46:25,618 Sounds like a good thing to me. 1194 00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:27,754 Well, my skin type has changed from combination to oily 1195 00:46:27,787 --> 00:46:29,456 because we eat pizza every night for dinner. 1196 00:46:29,456 --> 00:46:30,824 We don't only eat pizza. 1197 00:46:30,824 --> 00:46:32,292 In fact, tonight, 1198 00:46:32,325 --> 00:46:36,196 I'm cooking lasagna. Yes, excuse me. 1199 00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:38,310 Great. More carbs. 1200 00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:39,432 Well, I've had a great time. 1201 00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:41,501 I need all-new makeup. I need all-new skincare. 1202 00:46:41,601 --> 00:46:43,169 - We will talk about all of that. - Redone. 1203 00:46:43,203 --> 00:46:45,171 Can I just... Can I bring my bags upstairs? 1204 00:46:45,205 --> 00:46:46,773 I have souvenirs for you guys. 1205 00:46:46,773 --> 00:46:48,174 Souvenirs! Where is it? 1206 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,542 Now, you're excited. 1207 00:46:49,609 --> 00:46:50,443 - Where is it? - Stop it. You're hogging it. 1208 00:46:52,879 --> 00:46:54,514 Now, you remind me of my mom. 1209 00:46:54,614 --> 00:46:57,183 All right, dude. Just give me the lasagna. 1210 00:46:57,183 --> 00:46:59,185 Check it all out. Thank you. 1211 00:46:59,185 --> 00:47:01,354 I mean, I thought it was going to go well, 1212 00:47:01,388 --> 00:47:03,656 but it is going so well. 1213 00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:05,825 We already have distribution. 1214 00:47:05,825 --> 00:47:08,280 I mean, Lori thinks I'm going to be her next Scrub Daddy. 1215 00:47:08,610 --> 00:47:10,697 Yeah. I mean, I don't know what that means, 1216 00:47:10,797 --> 00:47:12,665 but it sounds cool. 1217 00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:14,134 - Golly! 1218 00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:16,690 - You okay? - Uh... Yeah. 1219 00:47:16,136 --> 00:47:18,238 Nah, I'm fine. It ha... It happens all the time. 1220 00:47:18,338 --> 00:47:19,472 Does it? 1221 00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:21,975 Yes, it does. 1222 00:47:21,975 --> 00:47:24,770 - Who's calling me? 1223 00:47:24,177 --> 00:47:27,470 - Oh. 1224 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,381 - It's Lori. - Ah. 1225 00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:31,351 Hi, Lori. Uh-huh. 1226 00:47:32,352 --> 00:47:34,187 Yes. 1227 00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:35,488 No way! 1228 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:37,570 They're fast-tracking the Star Minder 1229 00:47:37,570 --> 00:47:38,658 to come out at the end of the month. 1230 00:47:38,658 --> 00:47:40,694 - Oh, my God! That's amazing. - Mom, that's amazing! Good job. 1231 00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:41,728 Mm-hm. 1232 00:47:42,262 --> 00:47:43,229 Okay. 1233 00:47:43,897 --> 00:47:45,265 Oh. 1234 00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:47,901 Two more weeks? 1235 00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:49,903 What? 1236 00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:53,106 Really? I just got home with my family. 1237 00:47:53,206 --> 00:47:55,208 - What? - No. No, no. I... 1238 00:47:55,241 --> 00:47:56,576 I understand. 1239 00:47:56,576 --> 00:47:58,244 I'm sorry. 1240 00:47:58,278 --> 00:47:59,746 Of course. Yeah, I know. 1241 00:47:59,746 --> 00:48:02,849 Just have your assistant send me the... the flight info, 1242 00:48:02,882 --> 00:48:04,170 and I'll see you tomorrow. 1243 00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:07,530 Okay. Bye. 1244 00:48:07,870 --> 00:48:09,522 - Are you leaving again? - What? Mom? 1245 00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:11,570 - But you just got back. - I know. 1246 00:48:11,910 --> 00:48:12,425 I mean, you just got back. 1247 00:48:12,425 --> 00:48:14,728 We gave you a big "just got back" hug. 1248 00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:16,262 We wouldn't have done that big of a hug 1249 00:48:16,396 --> 00:48:18,640 if we knew you were just stopping by. 1250 00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:20,300 I don't want to leave, you guys. 1251 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:23,103 I really don't. I just... I have to. And it... 1252 00:48:23,236 --> 00:48:25,380 It's only San Francisco this time. 1253 00:48:25,105 --> 00:48:26,406 And just for two more weeks. 1254 00:48:26,439 --> 00:48:28,808 Is it, though? You know... 1255 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:31,144 You don't know what it's been like for these past two weeks 1256 00:48:31,144 --> 00:48:32,612 for all of us, so... 1257 00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:33,980 I know it's hard. 1258 00:48:34,470 --> 00:48:37,217 It's really hard for me, too. 1259 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,285 But this is a big opportunity. 1260 00:48:39,319 --> 00:48:42,422 You guys, this has the potential to change all of our lives. 1261 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:47,394 But what if our lives were fine before? 1262 00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:52,465 - 1263 00:48:52,565 --> 00:48:54,734 Oh! Oh! Dad! 1264 00:48:54,768 --> 00:48:56,636 Come on, Dad. Come on! Dad! 1265 00:48:56,736 --> 00:48:57,737 - I got it, I got it. - Dad. 1266 00:48:57,737 --> 00:48:58,738 - Everything's fine. - It's so loud. 1267 00:48:58,738 --> 00:49:00,600 Everything's fine. 1268 00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:02,275 Everything's fine. Everything's fine. 1269 00:49:02,308 --> 00:49:03,977 - 1270 00:49:05,145 --> 00:49:06,446 All right. 1271 00:49:06,479 --> 00:49:08,982 Everything's fine. All right. 1272 00:49:10,950 --> 00:49:11,951 Look, uh... 1273 00:49:13,753 --> 00:49:17,824 We'll figure it out, all right? It's great. 1274 00:49:17,924 --> 00:49:19,626 - Thank you. - It is great. 1275 00:49:19,659 --> 00:49:21,628 Yeah, it is. It really is. 1276 00:49:22,862 --> 00:49:24,798 And you know what? 1277 00:49:24,831 --> 00:49:26,599 I picked up something in Korea 1278 00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,334 that I think could help make things 1279 00:49:28,334 --> 00:49:30,970 run a little smoother around here. 1280 00:49:31,370 --> 00:49:33,540 Wow! 1281 00:49:33,606 --> 00:49:35,208 A digital calendar. 1282 00:49:35,308 --> 00:49:37,177 This is the command center of the future. 1283 00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:39,346 Oh, that's great. That's great. 1284 00:49:39,479 --> 00:49:40,814 Oh. And this is the best part. 1285 00:49:41,648 --> 00:49:43,116 - 1286 00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:44,517 - Isn't it cute? - Aw. 1287 00:49:44,551 --> 00:49:46,186 Calendar cat! 1288 00:49:46,186 --> 00:49:48,855 Yeah, and now I can run the calendar 1289 00:49:48,888 --> 00:49:50,323 - from anywhere in the world. - So cool. 1290 00:49:50,357 --> 00:49:51,991 I can send you daily notes 1291 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:55,228 and post healthy recipes, extra to-dos. 1292 00:49:55,295 --> 00:49:56,529 You're gonna love it. 1293 00:49:59,799 --> 00:50:01,000 Thank you. 1294 00:50:12,345 --> 00:50:14,800 - I guess we're on our own now. 1295 00:50:14,814 --> 00:50:16,516 Three orphans. 1296 00:50:31,731 --> 00:50:33,733 That's not coming out. 1297 00:50:43,176 --> 00:50:47,130 - Oh, my... 1298 00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:48,548 You're... You're not washing our clothes. 1299 00:50:48,581 --> 00:50:50,500 Hadley, why are you down here? 1300 00:50:50,116 --> 00:50:51,384 - Gracie! Sam! Get down here! - Stop it right now. 1301 00:50:51,418 --> 00:50:53,190 - Do not call them. - Get down here. Right now! 1302 00:50:53,530 --> 00:50:54,688 Do not come down! Do not come down! 1303 00:50:54,721 --> 00:50:57,557 Dad is spraying our clothes with perfume 1304 00:50:57,590 --> 00:50:59,590 and then putting them back dirty. 1305 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:00,627 That's why I smell like Mom? 1306 00:51:00,694 --> 00:51:01,895 - No, no. - I don't get it. 1307 00:51:01,895 --> 00:51:03,897 You're constantly down here doing laundry. 1308 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:06,660 Yeah, because I'm constantly doing towels! 1309 00:51:06,660 --> 00:51:07,734 Do you see that? Look at it. 1310 00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:10,470 It doesn't stop. Your mom said I do towels first, 1311 00:51:10,537 --> 00:51:12,105 and I can never get to second. 1312 00:51:12,205 --> 00:51:13,473 What's going on? 1313 00:51:13,573 --> 00:51:14,941 - Dad's not washing our clothes. - All right. 1314 00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:16,776 All right. That's it. 1315 00:51:16,776 --> 00:51:17,944 Let's state the obvious. 1316 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,746 - You're a monster. - You made us gross. 1317 00:51:19,779 --> 00:51:21,614 Your mom's system isn't working. 1318 00:51:21,648 --> 00:51:24,751 - It works for Mom. - Yes, because Mom is Mom, 1319 00:51:24,784 --> 00:51:27,530 and I'm not Mom, all right? 1320 00:51:27,870 --> 00:51:29,322 I thought I could be for a few weeks. 1321 00:51:29,422 --> 00:51:30,623 I tell you, I almost did it. 1322 00:51:30,724 --> 00:51:32,580 - No, you didn't. - I said, "Almost." 1323 00:51:32,580 --> 00:51:33,259 Not even close. 1324 00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:34,627 There were moments that were pretty good. 1325 00:51:34,661 --> 00:51:36,896 - I saw you crying in a closet. - Look, anyway, 1326 00:51:36,896 --> 00:51:39,265 Mom's system worked for your mom. 1327 00:51:39,265 --> 00:51:41,968 And when this was temporary, I thought, I'll just be her. 1328 00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:45,472 But clearly, it's not. So we need a new plan. 1329 00:51:45,505 --> 00:51:48,641 A new era has to start. 1330 00:51:48,675 --> 00:51:50,577 A Dad era! 1331 00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:54,800 This sounds like a terrible idea. 1332 00:51:54,114 --> 00:51:55,682 - 1333 00:51:55,815 --> 00:51:57,350 Calendar cat! 1334 00:51:57,417 --> 00:51:58,618 Can you do that? 1335 00:51:58,618 --> 00:52:01,121 Yeah, because it's my era. 1336 00:52:01,187 --> 00:52:02,789 But how will you remember our schedules? 1337 00:52:02,822 --> 00:52:05,625 Uh, a little thing called "you tell me, and I remember." 1338 00:52:05,625 --> 00:52:08,294 And if I forget, you tell me again. 1339 00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:11,464 The "Dad era" is about teamwork. 1340 00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:15,100 If we work together, you will get what you want, 1341 00:52:15,135 --> 00:52:17,470 and I will get what I want. 1342 00:52:17,504 --> 00:52:21,274 Which is going back to doing what I do best, selling cars. 1343 00:52:21,341 --> 00:52:23,710 Why can we not have our cake and eat it, too? 1344 00:52:23,777 --> 00:52:25,278 So let's talk about it. 1345 00:52:25,345 --> 00:52:28,148 What are the things that we need to get through this? 1346 00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,282 I want a horse. 1347 00:52:29,349 --> 00:52:31,384 That can't be one of the things. 1348 00:52:31,384 --> 00:52:33,353 What about food? We don't have a single fruit 1349 00:52:33,386 --> 00:52:34,888 or vegetable in the entire house. 1350 00:52:34,954 --> 00:52:36,523 And toiletries. I had to shave my legs 1351 00:52:36,556 --> 00:52:37,957 last night with Country Crock. 1352 00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:39,559 - I love Country Crock. - I needed a Band-Aid, 1353 00:52:39,659 --> 00:52:41,610 and you said, "Just use tape." 1354 00:52:41,127 --> 00:52:42,796 Silverware drawer is filled with dry spaghetti. 1355 00:52:42,829 --> 00:52:44,531 Yeah. Well, tell me somewhere where dry spaghetti is not. 1356 00:52:44,564 --> 00:52:46,232 And we just found out that all our clothes are dirty. 1357 00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:47,333 - Yeah. - Okay. 1358 00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:49,135 I know where we need to go. 1359 00:52:49,135 --> 00:52:51,838 Yeah, the grocery store, the mall, the hardware store. 1360 00:52:51,871 --> 00:52:53,873 Just one place. 1361 00:52:53,973 --> 00:52:57,377 One magical place with fluorescent lights 1362 00:52:57,377 --> 00:52:59,346 that solves every problem you've ever had. 1363 00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:00,580 The hospital? 1364 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,582 No. Even better. 1365 00:53:02,682 --> 00:53:04,217 Walmart! 1366 00:53:06,186 --> 00:53:07,687 I got cleaning supplies. 1367 00:53:07,721 --> 00:53:09,889 Gracie, toiletries, Hadley, food. 1368 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:12,659 Let's be safe. Let's have fun. Walmart on three. 1369 00:53:12,692 --> 00:53:13,727 One, two, three. 1370 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,895 Walmart! 1371 00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:20,767 - 1372 00:53:20,834 --> 00:53:23,336 - Sorry! 1373 00:53:23,403 --> 00:53:25,710 - 1374 00:53:26,406 --> 00:53:28,174 Oh, I'll get two weeks of T-shirts 1375 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,609 and two weeks of underwear. 1376 00:53:29,609 --> 00:53:30,944 What about socks? 1377 00:53:31,110 --> 00:53:33,446 Uh, socks are optional, but let's go nuts. 1378 00:53:33,513 --> 00:53:34,547 Okay. 1379 00:53:34,581 --> 00:53:36,583 What happens after two weeks? 1380 00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:39,850 Well, we throw all this out and start over. 1381 00:53:39,219 --> 00:53:42,288 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1382 00:53:52,650 --> 00:53:53,733 - 1383 00:54:04,778 --> 00:54:07,614 All right. Now that we are doing things my way, 1384 00:54:07,614 --> 00:54:10,483 we are going to run this like a top-notch dealership. 1385 00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,786 This is your incentive board. 1386 00:54:12,886 --> 00:54:15,255 The more chores you do, the more perks you get. 1387 00:54:15,321 --> 00:54:16,489 Yes. 1388 00:54:16,489 --> 00:54:18,258 Each of you will keep a maintenance log 1389 00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:20,293 to keep track of all the things you're running out of 1390 00:54:20,293 --> 00:54:21,661 and I will go get them. 1391 00:54:21,661 --> 00:54:24,798 Over here, this is the parts and accessories counter. 1392 00:54:24,831 --> 00:54:26,833 This is where we're going to keep hair ties 1393 00:54:26,933 --> 00:54:28,935 and stuff that I've been stepping on. 1394 00:54:28,968 --> 00:54:30,270 - That's fair. - That's a good idea. 1395 00:54:30,303 --> 00:54:33,406 Welcome to the Wilcox Family Dealership. 1396 00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:35,675 Now please go enjoy your sweet, 1397 00:54:35,775 --> 00:54:37,577 delicious, easy-to-clean breakfast. 1398 00:54:37,610 --> 00:54:39,346 And let's have a great day out there. 1399 00:54:50,924 --> 00:54:52,125 Put on a pot of coffee. 1400 00:54:52,192 --> 00:54:54,494 The world's best salesman is back! 1401 00:54:54,527 --> 00:54:55,962 Nate, what are you doing here? 1402 00:54:55,995 --> 00:54:57,664 Uh, doing what I do best. 1403 00:54:57,764 --> 00:55:01,668 Living life my way and selling amazing vehicles. 1404 00:55:01,701 --> 00:55:02,936 Peyton. 1405 00:55:02,936 --> 00:55:04,504 Wait! He's back? He can't be back. 1406 00:55:04,504 --> 00:55:05,672 Well, what about your daughters? 1407 00:55:05,705 --> 00:55:07,173 Hey, does your wife know you're back? 1408 00:55:07,173 --> 00:55:10,176 Don't worry about my family. They're taken care of. 1409 00:55:15,150 --> 00:55:16,449 All right, you guys can choose the next song. 1410 00:55:16,516 --> 00:55:18,385 You know, my ex-wife said she didn't think 1411 00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:20,120 I had the skills to be a parent. 1412 00:55:20,153 --> 00:55:22,220 Can you believe that? 1413 00:55:22,122 --> 00:55:24,224 If she could only see me now. 1414 00:55:24,224 --> 00:55:25,358 - Aw. - Aw. 1415 00:55:33,299 --> 00:55:35,535 It's time to take out the towels. 1416 00:55:35,568 --> 00:55:37,137 - 1417 00:55:46,713 --> 00:55:48,140 Are these all turtlenecks? 1418 00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:49,549 In every color. 1419 00:55:49,582 --> 00:55:51,317 - I know. 1420 00:55:51,384 --> 00:55:53,319 Look, you want to get Brian's attention, 1421 00:55:53,386 --> 00:55:56,220 this is how you do it. It isn't edgy clothes. 1422 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:57,857 It's to dress conservatively. 1423 00:55:58,491 --> 00:56:00,894 Also, ignore him. 1424 00:56:00,894 --> 00:56:03,697 Maybe find a different route to class, even. 1425 00:56:03,697 --> 00:56:05,598 Maybe? All right. 1426 00:56:05,699 --> 00:56:07,167 Thanks, Dad. 1427 00:56:13,740 --> 00:56:14,874 - You're going to love it. - Mm-hm. 1428 00:56:14,908 --> 00:56:16,420 All right. Good to see you. 1429 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,110 You are on fire, Nate. 1430 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,746 That guy just came in to use the bathroom. 1431 00:56:19,746 --> 00:56:21,848 Put it on the board. 1432 00:56:21,881 --> 00:56:24,217 - 1433 00:56:25,418 --> 00:56:28,355 Here's to work-life balance. 1434 00:56:28,421 --> 00:56:29,522 Cheers. 1435 00:56:33,426 --> 00:56:35,729 Am I crazy, or is $100 kind of cheap? 1436 00:56:37,970 --> 00:56:39,466 I mean, Cinnamon's like family to us, you know. 1437 00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:41,340 He's been with us forever. 1438 00:56:41,340 --> 00:56:42,535 He's a good boy, you know. 1439 00:56:42,569 --> 00:56:44,938 He's just not been the same since the incident that day. 1440 00:56:44,938 --> 00:56:46,473 I mean, you know, we're at the fairgrounds, 1441 00:56:46,539 --> 00:56:47,941 there's laughter, music. 1442 00:56:47,941 --> 00:56:49,609 He got a little out of control 1443 00:56:49,642 --> 00:56:52,312 - and things got kind of wild... - Fifty bucks and it's a deal. 1444 00:56:52,379 --> 00:56:53,713 - Okay. - All right. 1445 00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:57,417 Is that... 1446 00:56:57,450 --> 00:56:58,885 Yep. And as long as you promise 1447 00:56:58,918 --> 00:57:00,620 to stop kissing all the kids at school, 1448 00:57:00,620 --> 00:57:02,455 Cinnamon is yours. 1449 00:57:02,455 --> 00:57:05,458 I'm going to put all my kisses on Cinnamon. 1450 00:57:05,592 --> 00:57:07,327 - Whoa, whoa. 1451 00:57:07,394 --> 00:57:10,897 Let's maybe wait a second. Don't make any big noises 1452 00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:13,800 and maybe just blow the kisses. Does that work? 1453 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:15,835 - Thank you, Daddy. - You're welcome. 1454 00:57:17,771 --> 00:57:18,938 - Wow. 1455 00:57:19,472 --> 00:57:20,974 Really? 1456 00:57:20,974 --> 00:57:23,343 She's not hugging and kissing anyone at school anymore? 1457 00:57:23,343 --> 00:57:25,979 That's great. I guess my bubble talk worked! 1458 00:57:27,247 --> 00:57:29,282 What? You can do that? 1459 00:57:30,650 --> 00:57:32,652 All right, yeah. All right. Bye. 1460 00:57:33,687 --> 00:57:35,355 Man. 1461 00:57:35,455 --> 00:57:36,823 Oh, my goodness. 1462 00:57:36,923 --> 00:57:38,958 You're not going to believe it. That was Sam's teacher 1463 00:57:38,992 --> 00:57:42,529 and they're talking about skipping her up a grade. 1464 00:57:42,529 --> 00:57:44,497 Wow. You should get us all horses. 1465 00:57:44,497 --> 00:57:46,866 Well, we don't have the land for that. 1466 00:57:46,933 --> 00:57:48,134 Dad, the toilet's clogged again. 1467 00:57:48,201 --> 00:57:49,502 Was it you? 1468 00:57:49,502 --> 00:57:50,870 Ew. No. 1469 00:57:50,937 --> 00:57:52,505 Well, that sounds like a Service Manager problem. 1470 00:57:52,505 --> 00:57:54,700 Who's the Service Manager? 1471 00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:57,777 I'm on it. This gets me a week's supply of cupcakes. 1472 00:57:57,811 --> 00:57:59,145 Attagirl. 1473 00:57:59,145 --> 00:58:01,681 Don't forget to put a car on the board. 1474 00:58:01,715 --> 00:58:05,318 Hey, feet up. Janitor's coming through. 1475 00:58:05,385 --> 00:58:07,200 Oh, by the way, what time is your, uh, 1476 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,655 Salesman of the Year thing tomorrow? 1477 00:58:08,655 --> 00:58:12,292 Uh, all afternoon. Yeah. It's a big deal. Yeah. Man. 1478 00:58:12,325 --> 00:58:15,495 Okay, and what about Hadley's spelling bee? 1479 00:58:15,495 --> 00:58:17,230 Uh, it's afternoon too. 1480 00:58:17,297 --> 00:58:18,531 But I can do both. 1481 00:58:18,565 --> 00:58:19,966 So if you don't... Oh, look, she got stuck. 1482 00:58:19,999 --> 00:58:21,701 You mind kicking it? 1483 00:58:21,801 --> 00:58:24,370 Ah, there she goes. Huh? 1484 00:58:24,137 --> 00:58:25,338 Go put a car on the board 1485 00:58:25,405 --> 00:58:27,474 for yourself. 1486 00:58:39,319 --> 00:58:42,422 Your word is "duopoly." 1487 00:58:43,423 --> 00:58:44,858 Duopoly. 1488 00:58:44,858 --> 00:58:49,896 D-U-O-P-O-L-Y. 1489 00:58:49,896 --> 00:58:51,731 Duopoly. 1490 00:58:51,765 --> 00:58:53,433 That's correct. 1491 00:58:54,567 --> 00:58:55,568 Settle down. 1492 00:58:56,436 --> 00:58:57,737 Everybody, settle down. 1493 00:58:57,837 --> 00:58:59,720 - Order! 1494 00:58:59,906 --> 00:59:01,700 Hi. 1495 00:59:01,410 --> 00:59:04,577 Our next competitor is Hadley Wilcox. 1496 00:59:05,845 --> 00:59:09,150 - Sir, please. - Sorry. 1497 00:59:09,490 --> 00:59:10,417 This is exciting. 1498 00:59:11,418 --> 00:59:12,752 Your word is "systematic." 1499 00:59:13,787 --> 00:59:15,388 Systematic. 1500 00:59:15,422 --> 00:59:16,756 You got this, Hadley! 1501 00:59:16,790 --> 00:59:18,258 - 1502 00:59:18,358 --> 00:59:20,627 - Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Sir, this is a spelling bee. 1503 00:59:20,694 --> 00:59:22,950 That's not... 1504 00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:24,230 It's not the vibe. I'm sorry. Sorry. 1505 00:59:25,365 --> 00:59:27,670 - Systematic. 1506 00:59:27,734 --> 00:59:31,638 S-Y-S-T-E-M- 1507 00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:34,941 - A-T-I-C. - A-T-I-K. 1508 00:59:35,809 --> 00:59:37,377 Systematic. 1509 00:59:37,410 --> 00:59:39,245 - She got it wrong. - That's correct. 1510 00:59:39,312 --> 00:59:41,214 Oh, there we go! Hadley! 1511 00:59:41,247 --> 00:59:42,615 Come on, everybody! 1512 00:59:42,649 --> 00:59:46,786 Spelling is unpredictable, man. 1513 00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:48,621 - That was a wild ride. - Yeah. 1514 00:59:48,621 --> 00:59:50,790 That's not how I spell it. 1515 00:59:50,824 --> 00:59:52,625 - 1516 00:59:59,990 --> 01:00:02,135 Oh, looks like your boy abandoned you again, Dan, huh? 1517 01:00:02,235 --> 01:00:04,270 He's probably loading up Power Cards for his kids 1518 01:00:04,304 --> 01:00:06,106 at Dave & Buster's right now. 1519 01:00:06,106 --> 01:00:07,674 No, he wouldn't do that to me. 1520 01:00:07,774 --> 01:00:11,244 Just saying, he doesn't care about you or this place. 1521 01:00:11,277 --> 01:00:12,579 He never did. 1522 01:00:12,645 --> 01:00:13,813 He'll be here. 1523 01:00:13,847 --> 01:00:15,648 ...I-O-N. 1524 01:00:15,682 --> 01:00:17,417 - Cushion. - That's correct. 1525 01:00:21,688 --> 01:00:24,657 Hey. Psst. Psst. 1526 01:00:24,657 --> 01:00:25,959 How many rounds is this? 1527 01:00:25,992 --> 01:00:27,494 - How many rounds? - Yeah. 1528 01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:29,529 Well, they just keep going until there's only one kid left. 1529 01:00:29,596 --> 01:00:30,964 - 1530 01:00:30,997 --> 01:00:32,832 Have you not been to a spelling bee before? 1531 01:00:32,866 --> 01:00:35,335 They didn't have them when I was in school. 1532 01:00:35,368 --> 01:00:36,936 I think they had them. 1533 01:00:36,970 --> 01:00:38,805 I think maybe, just, you weren't in them. 1534 01:00:42,342 --> 01:00:43,977 Hey, I got to run to the bathroom. 1535 01:00:43,977 --> 01:00:45,845 - Will you watch my seat? - Watch it? 1536 01:00:45,879 --> 01:00:47,814 - Yeah, just make sure no one... - Hey, when you come back, 1537 01:00:47,814 --> 01:00:50,183 instead of sitting there, why don't you come up front, 1538 01:00:50,283 --> 01:00:51,985 sit next to your guy right here. 1539 01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:52,986 Uh... 1540 01:00:54,454 --> 01:00:55,689 I'll meet you in there. 1541 01:00:55,722 --> 01:00:57,557 - 1542 01:00:57,657 --> 01:00:58,992 You got a little something. 1543 01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,493 Wow. Whoa. 1544 01:01:00,493 --> 01:01:01,728 - 1545 01:01:01,795 --> 01:01:04,864 Never fear, your Salesman of the Year is here! 1546 01:01:04,864 --> 01:01:06,132 All right, Nate! 1547 01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:08,868 - That's my guy! - That's me. His guy. 1548 01:01:08,902 --> 01:01:10,570 This is awesome. I'm so excited. 1549 01:01:10,570 --> 01:01:12,339 Let's get going because I don't have a ton of time. 1550 01:01:12,339 --> 01:01:14,841 Where do you have to be that's more important than this? 1551 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,110 Nowhere. I got nowhere to be! 1552 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,346 I got nowhere to be. All right? 1553 01:01:19,346 --> 01:01:20,380 I'm just, like, excited. 1554 01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:22,480 - All right. - Chill. Bring it down. 1555 01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:23,750 I got to introduce you to the manager 1556 01:01:23,817 --> 01:01:25,218 of our Cool Springs dealership. 1557 01:01:25,218 --> 01:01:26,920 He's been dying to meet you. 1558 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,488 All right, yeah. I can't wait. 1559 01:01:28,521 --> 01:01:29,522 - Let's go. - Yeah. 1560 01:01:31,570 --> 01:01:32,492 - Mike Vanderholden. - Hey. 1561 01:01:32,525 --> 01:01:33,693 Is it true 1562 01:01:33,727 --> 01:01:36,196 - that you know Mr. Wonderful? - Huh? 1563 01:01:36,229 --> 01:01:37,897 Yeah, I was telling him how you were on Shark Tank. 1564 01:01:37,897 --> 01:01:39,599 Man, you got to give me his number. 1565 01:01:39,699 --> 01:01:42,602 I have a killer invention that I need to pitch to him. 1566 01:01:42,702 --> 01:01:44,904 Yeah, I don't... I... I don't really know them. 1567 01:01:44,904 --> 01:01:46,390 I was on one episode. 1568 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,374 Listen, don't hold out on me. 1569 01:01:47,374 --> 01:01:48,742 I'm gonna give you a piece of the pie, my man. 1570 01:01:48,742 --> 01:01:49,943 I don't want a piece. 1571 01:01:49,943 --> 01:01:52,450 Judicious. 1572 01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:53,747 I'm sorry but that is incorrect. 1573 01:01:58,418 --> 01:01:59,786 Let me get your LinkedIn, then, 1574 01:01:59,786 --> 01:02:01,421 and I'll just find the sharks through that. 1575 01:02:01,421 --> 01:02:03,560 You're going to find the sharks through LinkedIn. 1576 01:02:03,890 --> 01:02:04,391 I don't have... I don't have LinkedIn. 1577 01:02:04,424 --> 01:02:06,559 I thought you said this guy was cool, man. 1578 01:02:06,626 --> 01:02:07,694 - All right. - Yeah. 1579 01:02:07,694 --> 01:02:08,928 - Dan, can we get this going? - Yeah. 1580 01:02:08,962 --> 01:02:11,264 - Hey, uh, one second. Hey. - Yeah, no problem. 1581 01:02:11,364 --> 01:02:13,660 You're acting crazy right now. Okay? 1582 01:02:13,199 --> 01:02:14,300 So I just want to check in. 1583 01:02:14,367 --> 01:02:15,769 I'm just excited about the speech. 1584 01:02:15,802 --> 01:02:16,903 I just want to do the speech. 1585 01:02:16,936 --> 01:02:17,771 I don't want to forget it, you know? 1586 01:02:17,804 --> 01:02:18,772 Great. 1587 01:02:18,805 --> 01:02:20,373 - Good, good, good. - All right. 1588 01:02:21,574 --> 01:02:23,476 I'm so sorry, but that is incorrect. 1589 01:02:26,413 --> 01:02:30,617 And with that, we are down to our final two contestants. 1590 01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:31,785 First up... 1591 01:02:32,786 --> 01:02:34,540 Hadley Wilcox. 1592 01:02:40,427 --> 01:02:43,296 Your word is "diphtheria." 1593 01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:46,399 Uh... 1594 01:02:49,836 --> 01:02:51,304 Can you please repeat the word? 1595 01:02:52,739 --> 01:02:53,973 Diphtheria. 1596 01:02:54,841 --> 01:02:56,776 Diphtheria. 1597 01:02:58,578 --> 01:03:00,413 There it is. 1598 01:03:00,447 --> 01:03:02,415 - Thank you. 1599 01:03:02,415 --> 01:03:03,983 Thank you. 1600 01:03:03,983 --> 01:03:05,985 I don't have a lot of time, so I'm going to make this quick. 1601 01:03:05,985 --> 01:03:08,455 Uh, a lot of people want to say that dads can't have it all, 1602 01:03:08,521 --> 01:03:10,990 and I'm here to say that's not true. 1603 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,960 - Yes! 1604 01:03:13,993 --> 01:03:16,863 Look, it's amazing to win Salesman of the Year, it is. 1605 01:03:16,863 --> 01:03:19,332 But the real prize will be when I go home, 1606 01:03:19,466 --> 01:03:21,340 and I open that front door, 1607 01:03:21,134 --> 01:03:22,702 and I hold up these tickets 1608 01:03:22,769 --> 01:03:25,638 and see the looks on my kids' faces! 1609 01:03:31,344 --> 01:03:34,381 Uh, all right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 1610 01:03:37,283 --> 01:03:38,451 Wow. Isn't he the best? 1611 01:03:38,485 --> 01:03:40,220 Now, this, uh, this vehicle is for sale. 1612 01:03:41,654 --> 01:03:43,230 - What happened? - I lost, Dad. 1613 01:03:43,230 --> 01:03:44,457 And you would have known that if you hadn't left me 1614 01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:45,658 in the middle of the competition. 1615 01:03:45,658 --> 01:03:47,193 I was going to come back. 1616 01:03:47,227 --> 01:03:49,620 - I thought I could make it... - Well, you didn't! You didn't. 1617 01:03:49,162 --> 01:03:50,497 Hadley, it's going to be okay. 1618 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:51,698 There's going to be other spelling bees... 1619 01:03:51,798 --> 01:03:53,666 I don't even care that I didn't win! 1620 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:55,201 I just wanted you to be there. 1621 01:03:56,536 --> 01:03:57,871 You told me not to put all my self-worth 1622 01:03:57,904 --> 01:03:59,720 into a dumb contest, 1623 01:03:59,139 --> 01:04:00,373 but look at where you are right now. 1624 01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:03,910 I just want to go home. 1625 01:04:03,977 --> 01:04:06,479 Please, just take me home. 1626 01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:09,315 Okay. All right. Let's go home. Where's Gracie? 1627 01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:11,351 She had study group after school today. 1628 01:04:11,384 --> 01:04:13,530 Why do I know that and you don't? 1629 01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:15,889 Yeah. What happened to "you tell me, and I'll remember"? 1630 01:04:20,927 --> 01:04:22,929 Come on! Let's go set up karaoke. 1631 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,701 Hey, come on! 1632 01:04:27,734 --> 01:04:30,360 Your kids will still be mad at you later! 1633 01:04:35,608 --> 01:04:38,780 Looks like they're having some fun. 1634 01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:40,413 You know these kids? 1635 01:04:44,851 --> 01:04:46,553 Are you kidding? 1636 01:04:47,787 --> 01:04:48,955 What is happening? 1637 01:04:49,550 --> 01:04:50,290 Hey, Nate. What's up? 1638 01:04:50,357 --> 01:04:52,392 Throwing yourself a little birthday party? 1639 01:04:52,425 --> 01:04:53,560 What? 1640 01:04:57,564 --> 01:04:59,990 Go upstairs. Go upstairs. 1641 01:05:04,104 --> 01:05:05,739 - Gracie! - Dad? 1642 01:05:05,739 --> 01:05:06,773 You're supposed to be at your 1643 01:05:06,806 --> 01:05:07,807 work party for, like, another hour. 1644 01:05:07,874 --> 01:05:08,942 - What are you doing? - My bad. 1645 01:05:08,942 --> 01:05:10,777 Am I ruining your "study group"? 1646 01:05:10,777 --> 01:05:13,613 And what are you doing here? She's wearing a turtleneck. 1647 01:05:13,646 --> 01:05:15,248 Turtlenecks are fire. 1648 01:05:15,281 --> 01:05:16,282 What? 1649 01:05:16,316 --> 01:05:18,785 Oh, my God. So embarrassing. 1650 01:05:18,885 --> 01:05:19,953 Gracie! 1651 01:05:20,587 --> 01:05:21,554 Gracie. 1652 01:05:21,588 --> 01:05:22,622 Gracie! Hey! 1653 01:05:23,823 --> 01:05:25,910 We need to talk about this. 1654 01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:26,893 You're not supposed to be at home alone with boys. 1655 01:05:26,893 --> 01:05:28,461 That's not what the "Dad era" is about. 1656 01:05:28,461 --> 01:05:29,729 It is not about lying. 1657 01:05:29,763 --> 01:05:32,298 No. It's about keeping us busy with shortcuts 1658 01:05:32,399 --> 01:05:33,967 so you can keep doing whatever you want! 1659 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,302 And, by the way, it is about lying, 1660 01:05:36,403 --> 01:05:38,271 because Mom doesn't even know you went back to work! 1661 01:05:38,304 --> 01:05:39,472 Gracie, that doesn't even... 1662 01:05:39,506 --> 01:05:41,307 Yeah. I'm going to slam my door now. 1663 01:05:43,276 --> 01:05:44,944 Nate, you need to come outside. 1664 01:05:44,978 --> 01:05:47,180 - Not right now. - No, right now! 1665 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,449 What? 1666 01:05:49,482 --> 01:05:50,984 And bring a shovel. 1667 01:05:52,819 --> 01:05:54,187 Poor fella. 1668 01:05:55,121 --> 01:05:56,322 Oh, my gosh. 1669 01:05:56,356 --> 01:05:57,991 What am I going to do? 1670 01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,626 I can't let Sam see this. 1671 01:05:59,626 --> 01:06:01,494 Let's pull it over by the neighbor's trash can. 1672 01:06:01,594 --> 01:06:02,595 Trash day's tomorrow. 1673 01:06:02,629 --> 01:06:03,997 Pretty sure tomorrow is recycling... 1674 01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:05,865 - Just grab a hoof! - Grabbing a hoof. 1675 01:06:08,635 --> 01:06:10,203 - It's alive! 1676 01:06:10,303 --> 01:06:12,472 Whoa, whoa! It's alive! 1677 01:06:12,505 --> 01:06:14,974 Down, down! Down! Be bigger than him! 1678 01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:18,978 Oh, my God! What? 1679 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,181 - Oh, shoot, we gotta go. 1680 01:06:21,181 --> 01:06:22,282 Watch out! 1681 01:06:22,315 --> 01:06:23,483 Oh, my God. We have to run. 1682 01:06:23,550 --> 01:06:25,180 Move, move, move. 1683 01:06:25,180 --> 01:06:26,853 Oh, my gosh! 1684 01:06:28,955 --> 01:06:30,857 Hey, come on, Cinnamon. 1685 01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,494 - Oh, no. 1686 01:06:34,561 --> 01:06:36,162 - 1687 01:06:39,332 --> 01:06:41,340 - Dad, what's happening? 1688 01:06:41,670 --> 01:06:42,635 Well, the horse was lying down, 1689 01:06:42,635 --> 01:06:45,171 dead in the back and now it's alive! 1690 01:06:45,171 --> 01:06:47,340 Dad, horses sleep laying down. 1691 01:06:47,374 --> 01:06:49,676 Cinnamon, come here. 1692 01:06:49,743 --> 01:06:52,212 It's okay. Come here. 1693 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:55,810 Good job. 1694 01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:56,883 - Give me that. - Hey. 1695 01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:59,219 Hey, Cinnamon. I got some pizza. 1696 01:06:59,219 --> 01:07:00,320 Come here, Cinnamon. 1697 01:07:00,353 --> 01:07:02,155 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1698 01:07:03,656 --> 01:07:04,691 Oh, no! 1699 01:07:06,590 --> 01:07:08,610 - I can fix that. 1700 01:07:08,610 --> 01:07:10,196 Hey. Hey, Cinnamon. 1701 01:07:10,230 --> 01:07:13,400 - Come here. Here we go. - No! Dad! He'll run away! 1702 01:07:13,533 --> 01:07:15,680 - Watch out. - Come on. 1703 01:07:17,103 --> 01:07:18,271 Stop. Stop! No! 1704 01:07:18,371 --> 01:07:20,540 No! No! No! 1705 01:07:20,573 --> 01:07:21,708 Cinnamon, stop! 1706 01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:26,112 I'm sorry, Sam. 1707 01:07:31,785 --> 01:07:33,787 - 1708 01:07:36,256 --> 01:07:37,891 Dad, look out! Whoa! 1709 01:07:45,980 --> 01:07:46,533 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1710 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,875 - Are you okay? 1711 01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:56,943 Yeah. 1712 01:07:56,943 --> 01:07:57,610 It's okay. It's all right. 1713 01:08:02,115 --> 01:08:03,416 Horses, right? 1714 01:08:05,785 --> 01:08:08,121 I can fix this. 1715 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,892 - Hey, honey. - Hey, hon. 1716 01:08:12,959 --> 01:08:15,950 I have fantastic news. 1717 01:08:15,161 --> 01:08:17,430 So Lori was able to move a few things around 1718 01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:18,498 in her schedule, 1719 01:08:18,498 --> 01:08:19,933 and she will be with me tomorrow 1720 01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:21,301 for the live stream from the house. 1721 01:08:21,301 --> 01:08:22,602 Live stream? At our house? 1722 01:08:22,602 --> 01:08:23,937 Yeah. 1723 01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:25,338 Lori thought it would be the best place to do it 1724 01:08:25,438 --> 01:08:27,240 because it's where the original Star Minder was built. 1725 01:08:27,273 --> 01:08:28,341 It's all in the calendar. 1726 01:08:28,441 --> 01:08:29,642 Yeah, I saw it. 1727 01:08:29,676 --> 01:08:32,312 Just, tomorrow snuck up on me real fast. 1728 01:08:32,345 --> 01:08:33,480 Okay. 1729 01:08:33,613 --> 01:08:35,982 You finally get what my life is like. 1730 01:08:36,820 --> 01:08:37,917 Oh, um, just make sure to do a quick vacuum, 1731 01:08:37,984 --> 01:08:39,185 because we land around noon. 1732 01:08:39,252 --> 01:08:41,154 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll... that'll help. 1733 01:08:41,187 --> 01:08:43,156 And babe, thank you so much 1734 01:08:43,189 --> 01:08:44,290 for staying home this last month 1735 01:08:44,290 --> 01:08:45,658 and taking care of the house. 1736 01:08:45,658 --> 01:08:48,280 I could not have done any of this without you. 1737 01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:49,162 I love you so much. 1738 01:08:49,162 --> 01:08:50,296 I love you, too. 1739 01:08:50,296 --> 01:08:51,631 - KATIE: Okay, bye. - Yeah. 1740 01:08:51,664 --> 01:08:52,699 Oh, man. 1741 01:08:58,772 --> 01:08:59,973 Oh, man. 1742 01:08:59,973 --> 01:09:02,842 - 1743 01:09:03,843 --> 01:09:05,178 Little late, calendar. 1744 01:09:12,185 --> 01:09:15,321 I just thought everyone could get what they wanted. 1745 01:09:15,355 --> 01:09:18,491 No. You thought you could get what you wanted. 1746 01:09:21,494 --> 01:09:24,497 God, man... 1747 01:09:26,132 --> 01:09:28,501 Yeah, look at this. I don't even... 1748 01:09:31,671 --> 01:09:33,390 Oh, no. 1749 01:09:39,679 --> 01:09:41,748 I need to fix this. 1750 01:09:41,815 --> 01:09:43,516 I just don't know where to start. 1751 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:46,519 Then start there. 1752 01:09:46,553 --> 01:09:49,222 Hey, you think I know how I'm going to fix your roof? 1753 01:09:49,322 --> 01:09:50,757 I hope so. 1754 01:09:50,757 --> 01:09:51,758 Well, I don't. 1755 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:54,194 But you know what? 1756 01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:58,980 I'm going to keep showing up. 1757 01:09:58,198 --> 01:10:00,660 And yeah, it's going to take forever. 1758 01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:02,602 And it'll be super hard and cost a ton, 1759 01:10:02,702 --> 01:10:04,771 and I might fail. 1760 01:10:04,838 --> 01:10:08,174 But sometimes we have to do the difficult things 1761 01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:10,377 for the ones we love. 1762 01:10:17,717 --> 01:10:19,219 I love you, too? 1763 01:10:25,892 --> 01:10:27,694 Hey, this is fun, huh? 1764 01:10:27,761 --> 01:10:30,697 A little campout in the living room. 1765 01:10:30,730 --> 01:10:33,266 Roasting s'mores on an open flame. 1766 01:10:33,299 --> 01:10:35,402 - It's a space heater. - Okay. 1767 01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:38,104 The marshmallows are melting all over the carpet. 1768 01:10:38,138 --> 01:10:40,640 Oh, that doesn't matter. 1769 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,276 This carpet's not going to stay. 1770 01:10:44,778 --> 01:10:46,212 None of this matters. 1771 01:10:46,212 --> 01:10:48,281 I mean, what matters is we're spending time together. 1772 01:10:48,281 --> 01:10:49,616 Dad, our house is wrecked. 1773 01:10:49,716 --> 01:10:50,750 I don't have a bedroom. 1774 01:10:50,784 --> 01:10:53,253 Yeah. It's bad. 1775 01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:56,122 I mean, it's the most bad. Okay? 1776 01:10:56,122 --> 01:10:57,891 But we're going to get through this. 1777 01:10:57,991 --> 01:11:00,293 Like families do. Right? 1778 01:11:03,563 --> 01:11:06,299 Hey, look, I... I know what this needs. 1779 01:11:06,299 --> 01:11:08,802 - It needs a campfire story. - Space heater story. 1780 01:11:08,802 --> 01:11:11,771 Okay. A space heater story. 1781 01:11:11,771 --> 01:11:14,740 And this one's true. All right? 1782 01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:15,642 This happened a long time ago. 1783 01:11:15,642 --> 01:11:19,412 So there was this house in the mountains. 1784 01:11:19,412 --> 01:11:21,614 And this family is sitting in the living room. 1785 01:11:21,614 --> 01:11:23,683 And they look out the window and they see a bear. 1786 01:11:24,451 --> 01:11:26,190 Just a cute bear. 1787 01:11:26,190 --> 01:11:27,754 And they're excited. 1788 01:11:27,787 --> 01:11:30,957 Except that every time it gets a little closer, 1789 01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:32,792 the bear gets bigger. 1790 01:11:32,826 --> 01:11:35,762 And bigger, and bigger, and bigger. 1791 01:11:35,762 --> 01:11:38,631 And then that's when they realize this is not a cute bear. 1792 01:11:38,665 --> 01:11:40,133 This is a grizzly bear. 1793 01:11:40,133 --> 01:11:41,468 And then it comes inside the house 1794 01:11:41,501 --> 01:11:43,136 and starts tearing everything apart. 1795 01:11:43,136 --> 01:11:45,380 I mean, it's way worse than a horse could do. 1796 01:11:45,138 --> 01:11:46,973 And so it's going through and it's tearing stuff apart. 1797 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,275 - The family's trapped. - Did everyone live? 1798 01:11:49,275 --> 01:11:50,677 What? Yeah... Oh. 1799 01:11:50,777 --> 01:11:52,545 Yes. Yeah. No. Come here. 1800 01:11:52,612 --> 01:11:54,481 Yes. Yes. No. 1801 01:11:54,481 --> 01:11:56,549 Everyone lived. You know, everyone. 1802 01:11:56,683 --> 01:11:57,717 No one lived. 1803 01:11:57,817 --> 01:11:59,652 There's no way they could have lived. 1804 01:11:59,652 --> 01:12:01,354 - A bear got... - I heard that. 1805 01:12:01,388 --> 01:12:02,655 How did you hear it? 1806 01:12:02,655 --> 01:12:04,457 How did you hear it? 1807 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:06,993 I'm... All right. 1808 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,562 I knew that wasn't a real story. 1809 01:12:09,562 --> 01:12:10,697 You're right. 1810 01:12:11,398 --> 01:12:12,399 It wasn't. 1811 01:12:14,701 --> 01:12:16,690 Can I just tell you... 1812 01:12:17,370 --> 01:12:19,973 that you girls are awesome? 1813 01:12:21,541 --> 01:12:25,512 And I am so sorry for pretty much messing up everything. 1814 01:12:25,545 --> 01:12:27,681 What do you mean? You got me a horse. 1815 01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:29,150 Yeah. 1816 01:12:29,820 --> 01:12:30,850 But that's because I didn't talk 1817 01:12:30,850 --> 01:12:33,420 about personal space and bubbles. 1818 01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:34,521 What? 1819 01:12:34,554 --> 01:12:36,222 Yeah, we got to figure that out. 1820 01:12:37,691 --> 01:12:39,225 Hadley, aw, man, 1821 01:12:39,225 --> 01:12:41,494 I should've never left that spelling bee. 1822 01:12:41,561 --> 01:12:44,698 It was, as you would say, 1823 01:12:44,698 --> 01:12:48,100 I-N-X... 1824 01:12:48,340 --> 01:12:49,536 Are you trying to spell "inexcusable"? 1825 01:12:49,602 --> 01:12:51,438 Yeah. Ah, you're so smart. 1826 01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:53,740 And Gracie, 1827 01:12:53,740 --> 01:12:56,420 I can't even be mad at you for throwing that party. 1828 01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:57,430 You shouldn't have done it. 1829 01:12:58,278 --> 01:13:00,130 But you were just following 1830 01:13:00,113 --> 01:13:01,414 the bad example that I was setting. 1831 01:13:03,216 --> 01:13:07,530 I'm not the dad I want to be. All right? 1832 01:13:07,530 --> 01:13:09,923 And the truth is it's because I've never worked at it. 1833 01:13:09,923 --> 01:13:13,930 Loving you three came just so easily, you know? 1834 01:13:13,226 --> 01:13:14,894 And I thought that was enough. 1835 01:13:14,894 --> 01:13:16,563 But it's not. 1836 01:13:17,297 --> 01:13:18,732 You got to put in work. 1837 01:13:18,798 --> 01:13:19,899 And it's real work. 1838 01:13:21,301 --> 01:13:23,470 Your mom's always known that. 1839 01:13:23,536 --> 01:13:24,938 She's going to kill you. 1840 01:13:24,971 --> 01:13:26,720 Yeah. 1841 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:28,241 Well... 1842 01:13:29,876 --> 01:13:31,311 Not if I can fix this. 1843 01:13:31,378 --> 01:13:32,379 How are you going to do that? 1844 01:13:39,619 --> 01:13:40,787 I'm a salesman. 1845 01:13:42,455 --> 01:13:43,456 I'll sell. 1846 01:13:44,290 --> 01:13:45,625 I'm going to sell harder 1847 01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:48,161 than I've ever sold in my entire life. 1848 01:13:53,666 --> 01:13:55,435 - Hey. - What do you want? 1849 01:13:55,468 --> 01:13:57,303 I got a big favor to ask. 1850 01:13:57,303 --> 01:13:59,839 I'm kind of in a tough spot. 1851 01:13:59,939 --> 01:14:03,760 Uh, I know we haven't seen eye-to-eye at work all the time, 1852 01:14:03,109 --> 01:14:05,780 and, uh, I do respect you, 1853 01:14:05,111 --> 01:14:06,813 and you might not think I respect you 1854 01:14:06,813 --> 01:14:08,782 by all the things that I've said at work. 1855 01:14:08,815 --> 01:14:10,784 But disrespect is respect. 1856 01:14:10,817 --> 01:14:12,185 It's the same word. 1857 01:14:12,252 --> 01:14:14,120 It's just got the "dis" in front of it. 1858 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:16,923 But the "dis" is, if you take it away... 1859 01:14:16,923 --> 01:14:18,258 Huh? We got... 1860 01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:19,859 It's all respect. And that's, uh... 1861 01:14:19,959 --> 01:14:22,362 What do you need? 1862 01:14:22,362 --> 01:14:26,633 I need to borrow your house. Just for tomorrow. 1863 01:14:27,434 --> 01:14:28,668 And in exchange, 1864 01:14:28,702 --> 01:14:32,138 I'm willing to give you my Titan tickets. 1865 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:34,974 Really? 1866 01:14:35,542 --> 01:14:36,509 Yeah. 1867 01:14:37,377 --> 01:14:38,378 Wow. 1868 01:14:39,713 --> 01:14:42,682 Honestly, I never thought I'd see the day. 1869 01:14:42,682 --> 01:14:44,617 You know, Nate, I know how hard it was for you 1870 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:46,853 to work up the courage to say that. 1871 01:14:46,986 --> 01:14:49,956 I saw you practicing on my Ring camera. 1872 01:14:49,956 --> 01:14:51,825 It takes a real man to ask for help. 1873 01:14:51,858 --> 01:14:54,694 That kind of honesty, that kind of vulnerability, 1874 01:14:54,794 --> 01:14:56,563 it's inspiring, man. It really is. 1875 01:14:56,563 --> 01:14:57,697 Thank you. 1876 01:14:57,697 --> 01:14:59,332 I want to help you. 1877 01:14:59,332 --> 01:15:00,700 That's such a relief, man. 1878 01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:02,702 Psych! 1879 01:15:02,702 --> 01:15:04,371 Come on, man. Don't close the blinds on me. 1880 01:15:04,537 --> 01:15:05,672 Come on! 1881 01:15:05,705 --> 01:15:07,474 Peyton, I need those tickets. 1882 01:15:07,507 --> 01:15:08,508 Peyton! 1883 01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:12,579 I need to use your house. 1884 01:15:12,679 --> 01:15:13,580 What? 1885 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:14,714 I don't have time to explain, dude. 1886 01:15:14,748 --> 01:15:15,882 Just consider it payback 1887 01:15:15,882 --> 01:15:17,851 for when you used mine as a kids' hotel. 1888 01:15:17,851 --> 01:15:19,853 I... I'm sorry. You mean the sleepover? 1889 01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:23,523 Let's not get caught up in the details, all right? 1890 01:15:23,523 --> 01:15:26,893 Do you realize how awful you've been to me? 1891 01:15:27,270 --> 01:15:29,195 You... you haven't responded to a single text message 1892 01:15:29,262 --> 01:15:30,530 that I've sent you. 1893 01:15:30,597 --> 01:15:33,990 I invited you to play disc golf again. Nothing. 1894 01:15:33,990 --> 01:15:35,335 Goat yoga, no response. 1895 01:15:35,402 --> 01:15:37,103 So no, you don't get to use the house. 1896 01:15:37,170 --> 01:15:38,171 - What? - There's no house. 1897 01:15:38,271 --> 01:15:39,572 - What? Hey, hey. - Yeah. 1898 01:15:43,243 --> 01:15:44,411 I'm sorry. 1899 01:15:47,213 --> 01:15:48,214 What? 1900 01:15:49,215 --> 01:15:51,217 I want to hang out. 1901 01:15:51,251 --> 01:15:52,852 You know, we're two stay-at-home dads. 1902 01:15:52,919 --> 01:15:56,122 We have more in common than I even realize. 1903 01:15:56,122 --> 01:15:57,290 You're serious? 1904 01:15:57,891 --> 01:15:59,359 Completely. 1905 01:15:59,426 --> 01:16:01,695 Because none of the other dads have ever hung out with me. 1906 01:16:01,761 --> 01:16:03,630 I bet they haven't... 1907 01:16:04,898 --> 01:16:06,466 but I'm... I'm not the other dads. 1908 01:16:07,934 --> 01:16:10,236 Can I shake your hand? 1909 01:16:11,137 --> 01:16:12,939 Sure, I guess. Uh... 1910 01:16:14,774 --> 01:16:16,109 All right, everybody. 1911 01:16:16,242 --> 01:16:18,611 The challenge ahead of us is simple. 1912 01:16:18,611 --> 01:16:20,480 We have to make this house look like our house 1913 01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:23,116 so Mom's live stream goes off without a hitch. 1914 01:16:23,216 --> 01:16:24,818 Dad! Wake up. 1915 01:16:24,918 --> 01:16:26,820 I was listening. I just had my eyes closed. 1916 01:16:26,820 --> 01:16:28,922 Why are you here? I texted Mom to come. 1917 01:16:28,922 --> 01:16:31,624 Well, she sent me. Said maybe I'd learn something. 1918 01:16:31,624 --> 01:16:33,930 Whatever that means. 1919 01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:35,562 Okay. 1920 01:16:35,562 --> 01:16:37,630 My plan is five simple steps 1921 01:16:37,664 --> 01:16:40,300 that require perfect cooperation. 1922 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:42,502 Step one, interception. 1923 01:16:43,403 --> 01:16:44,838 We have to make sure 1924 01:16:44,938 --> 01:16:46,673 the car that picks up Mom and Lori from the airport 1925 01:16:46,773 --> 01:16:49,109 is a car that we control. 1926 01:16:49,109 --> 01:16:52,345 Would either of you ladies care for a pistachio? 1927 01:16:52,412 --> 01:16:54,681 Step two, misdirection. 1928 01:16:54,681 --> 01:16:57,117 We need to divert the live stream camera crew 1929 01:16:57,150 --> 01:16:58,651 and send them here. 1930 01:16:58,651 --> 01:17:00,754 You're looking for the Wilcoxes? 1931 01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:02,956 Well, they moved, but I can give you the address. 1932 01:17:04,357 --> 01:17:06,860 Step three, deception. 1933 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,829 Conor's house needs to look like we live in it, 1934 01:17:09,863 --> 01:17:12,799 which means our photos, our things, 1935 01:17:12,832 --> 01:17:15,435 and our general level of messiness. 1936 01:17:15,435 --> 01:17:17,170 Step four, affection. 1937 01:17:18,104 --> 01:17:19,472 And this is crucial, girls. 1938 01:17:19,506 --> 01:17:21,975 I need you to lay it on thick for these cameras. 1939 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:24,310 I will keep comfortable eye contact. 1940 01:17:24,344 --> 01:17:26,379 And by the end of the live stream, 1941 01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:28,810 we will reach step five. 1942 01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:30,483 Happily ever after. 1943 01:17:30,483 --> 01:17:32,520 Mom will come home, 1944 01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:34,921 see what we've all done to help make her dreams come true. 1945 01:17:34,988 --> 01:17:36,723 And everything will be okay. 1946 01:17:36,723 --> 01:17:39,492 The Star Minder will be a huge hit... 1947 01:17:39,492 --> 01:17:41,161 Wait, why am I there? 1948 01:17:41,194 --> 01:17:43,563 What? What? 1949 01:17:43,563 --> 01:17:46,533 Maybe that was just in my imagination. 1950 01:17:46,599 --> 01:17:49,402 - Never mind. - Okay. I think we got it. 1951 01:17:50,336 --> 01:17:52,339 Let's go! 1952 01:17:52,372 --> 01:17:54,708 All right, folks, welcome to Nashville. 1953 01:17:54,741 --> 01:17:57,210 We should have you all to the gate anytime now. 1954 01:17:57,210 --> 01:17:58,778 There's a little bit of congestion over at the runway, 1955 01:17:58,878 --> 01:18:01,881 but good news, we've got you in a little bit early today. 1956 01:18:01,881 --> 01:18:03,850 - Oh. - I'm gonna text the driver 1957 01:18:03,917 --> 01:18:05,118 - and let him know. - Great. 1958 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,227 All right. Everybody's doing great! 1959 01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:15,695 Ugh, is this going to be on camera? 1960 01:18:15,762 --> 01:18:16,763 Look at my hair, Dad. 1961 01:18:16,896 --> 01:18:18,310 That's... That's disgusting. 1962 01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:19,733 - That's gross. - Less talky, more hammering! 1963 01:18:19,733 --> 01:18:21,340 - All right! - Where did you even 1964 01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:22,602 - find this picture from? - We're doing great! 1965 01:18:22,635 --> 01:18:24,471 It's not even in one of the main rooms of our house. 1966 01:18:24,471 --> 01:18:26,306 Did you go out of the way... 1967 01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:29,376 Does it look too nice in here? 1968 01:18:29,376 --> 01:18:31,770 I mean, for you. 1969 01:18:31,111 --> 01:18:33,580 Uh, you know what? You're right. 1970 01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:35,281 Hey, Conor, you got any dry spaghetti 1971 01:18:35,315 --> 01:18:36,783 we can throw on the floor? 1972 01:18:36,783 --> 01:18:39,152 Why is she putting new holes in the wall 1973 01:18:39,219 --> 01:18:40,820 instead of using the old holes? 1974 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,756 Oh, buddy, we're way past that. 1975 01:18:43,823 --> 01:18:46,893 Where are the Star Minders? 1976 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,561 Shoot. I need to run home. 1977 01:18:48,628 --> 01:18:49,629 Peter! 1978 01:18:54,401 --> 01:18:56,200 Dad, did you get them? 1979 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,505 The flight got in early. What? It arrived early? 1980 01:18:58,571 --> 01:18:59,939 They were early! 1981 01:18:59,939 --> 01:19:01,274 And I got confused at the airport. 1982 01:19:01,341 --> 01:19:02,842 I went to Departures 1983 01:19:02,909 --> 01:19:04,477 because I thought that's where people leave in the airport. 1984 01:19:04,511 --> 01:19:06,790 By the time I circled back around, 1985 01:19:06,112 --> 01:19:08,281 they were getting in a car and driving off. 1986 01:19:08,348 --> 01:19:10,784 Dad, they're going to our house. 1987 01:19:10,784 --> 01:19:12,180 You have to stop them. 1988 01:19:12,118 --> 01:19:13,153 I'm going to cut them off. 1989 01:19:13,253 --> 01:19:14,587 No, don't cut them off. 1990 01:19:14,621 --> 01:19:15,822 Just wait till they get to the light or something. 1991 01:19:15,922 --> 01:19:17,357 Can't hear you, son. 1992 01:19:17,457 --> 01:19:18,858 Too busy saving the day! 1993 01:19:18,958 --> 01:19:21,194 - 1994 01:19:21,294 --> 01:19:23,163 People here drive crazy. 1995 01:19:23,196 --> 01:19:25,131 All right. I'm going to stop them. 1996 01:19:25,198 --> 01:19:27,701 - If this goes wrong... 1997 01:19:28,268 --> 01:19:29,369 I love you, son. 1998 01:19:29,436 --> 01:19:30,970 - You love me? - Aw. 1999 01:19:30,970 --> 01:19:33,773 Dad, this is not that important! Don't do this! 2000 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:36,276 - Dad! 2001 01:19:36,309 --> 01:19:38,378 Dad! Are you okay? 2002 01:19:38,378 --> 01:19:39,813 - Dad? - 2003 01:19:39,979 --> 01:19:41,614 Nah, it's all good. I'll see you at the house. 2004 01:19:41,681 --> 01:19:42,482 Dad? Wait. What are you... 2005 01:19:49,322 --> 01:19:50,557 Walter? 2006 01:19:50,657 --> 01:19:51,991 Katie! 2007 01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:54,494 - What are the odds? - Uh... 2008 01:19:54,494 --> 01:19:56,296 I... I don't even... 2009 01:19:56,363 --> 01:19:58,865 - You know this man? - Yeah, this is my father-in-law. 2010 01:19:58,898 --> 01:20:00,333 Why... why did you cut us off? 2011 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,235 Katie, actually, in an accident, 2012 01:20:02,335 --> 01:20:04,504 it's the driver in the back who's always at fault. 2013 01:20:04,537 --> 01:20:06,506 That's what you get for tailgating. 2014 01:20:06,539 --> 01:20:08,842 Uh... - So, um, you're home. 2015 01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:11,878 Yeah, we were on our way to the house now, and... 2016 01:20:11,878 --> 01:20:13,130 Oh. Well, that's where I'm headed. 2017 01:20:13,179 --> 01:20:14,714 Come on, let me give you a ride. 2018 01:20:14,748 --> 01:20:16,583 No, I don't think we should leave the scene of an accident. 2019 01:20:16,683 --> 01:20:19,520 Well, it was your car that was in the accident. 2020 01:20:19,152 --> 01:20:21,421 I mean, my car is just fine. 2021 01:20:24,257 --> 01:20:26,593 All right. Stay right here. I'll be right back. 2022 01:20:38,571 --> 01:20:40,440 Yes. Yeah. 2023 01:20:45,745 --> 01:20:46,746 What... 2024 01:20:50,283 --> 01:20:51,518 Hey, Nate. What's up, man? 2025 01:20:51,551 --> 01:20:53,420 - Where are you? - PETER: Oh, sorry. 2026 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,554 I got a ride request, 2027 01:20:54,621 --> 01:20:56,556 and Bonnaroo tix go on sale this weekend, 2028 01:20:56,623 --> 01:20:59,259 - so had to make a little money. - What? 2029 01:20:59,359 --> 01:21:00,960 - Dude, seriously? - Shh. 2030 01:21:01,610 --> 01:21:03,363 - I'm on the phone. - I need a ride right now, dude. 2031 01:21:03,363 --> 01:21:05,650 Peter? I need a ride now! 2032 01:21:05,980 --> 01:21:06,232 Peter! 2033 01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:21,715 Yeah! Come on! Yeah! 2034 01:21:25,510 --> 01:21:26,619 - 2035 01:21:28,388 --> 01:21:29,556 Sorry! 2036 01:21:30,890 --> 01:21:32,659 I don't think he knows about lights! 2037 01:21:35,950 --> 01:21:37,831 "And it was on that day that the Star Minder was born." 2038 01:21:38,932 --> 01:21:40,100 Conceived... 2039 01:21:41,668 --> 01:21:43,236 Lakewood Springs? 2040 01:21:43,269 --> 01:21:44,437 Wait, Walter, this is not where we... 2041 01:21:44,504 --> 01:21:46,720 Park? I know. 2042 01:21:46,106 --> 01:21:48,575 We always park in the driveway. Just where it's always been. 2043 01:21:48,641 --> 01:21:51,578 I mean, how long have you been gone? 2044 01:21:51,611 --> 01:21:53,680 Ah, Nate, he has done such a great job. 2045 01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:55,782 You should've seen how he's redecorated the house. 2046 01:21:55,849 --> 01:21:57,650 It's been a little surprising, but you're going to love it. 2047 01:21:57,751 --> 01:21:58,752 All right, ladies. 2048 01:22:00,253 --> 01:22:01,988 Here we are. Mission accomplished. 2049 01:22:02,220 --> 01:22:03,323 Don't be nervous. 2050 01:22:03,323 --> 01:22:05,492 Listen, if we sell 5,000 units today, 2051 01:22:05,592 --> 01:22:07,961 you're going to be in stores by the end of the month. 2052 01:22:07,961 --> 01:22:09,950 And if not, 2053 01:22:09,162 --> 01:22:11,131 well, it's really about the memories 2054 01:22:11,131 --> 01:22:12,332 we've made along the way. 2055 01:22:12,999 --> 01:22:14,300 Okay, ladies. 2056 01:22:14,367 --> 01:22:16,269 - Let me give you a hand there. - Thank you. 2057 01:22:16,302 --> 01:22:17,704 You're welcome, Mrs. Shark. 2058 01:22:17,771 --> 01:22:19,706 - 2059 01:22:21,441 --> 01:22:22,642 Walter, what is going on? 2060 01:22:22,709 --> 01:22:25,478 Uh, don't worry. Nate will explain everything. 2061 01:22:25,545 --> 01:22:28,148 - Great. And where is Nate? - Mm-hm. 2062 01:22:29,549 --> 01:22:31,451 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 2063 01:22:31,551 --> 01:22:32,986 Coming in hot! 2064 01:22:32,986 --> 01:22:35,555 Look out! We don't know how to stop! 2065 01:22:35,655 --> 01:22:38,291 - 2066 01:22:38,291 --> 01:22:41,361 - Oh. - Oh, Nate! Oh, my... 2067 01:22:41,361 --> 01:22:42,495 Nate! 2068 01:22:42,562 --> 01:22:45,398 Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? 2069 01:22:45,498 --> 01:22:47,567 I am. Welcome home. 2070 01:22:47,634 --> 01:22:49,200 Welcome home? 2071 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,737 Whose horse is that? 2072 01:22:50,870 --> 01:22:52,872 Why are we at Conor's house? 2073 01:22:52,906 --> 01:22:55,410 God, I had to make a deal with him. 2074 01:22:55,410 --> 01:22:58,478 Let's just say our house isn't exactly camera-ready. 2075 01:22:58,511 --> 01:23:00,747 Oh, no, no, no, no. Let's... let's say more than that. 2076 01:23:00,814 --> 01:23:02,820 I'd really rather not. 2077 01:23:02,148 --> 01:23:04,184 So let's just go inside and do the live stream. 2078 01:23:04,217 --> 01:23:07,200 No, no, Nate, what happened to our house? 2079 01:23:09,756 --> 01:23:11,191 Okay, fine. 2080 01:23:13,493 --> 01:23:15,495 - I went back to work. - You what? 2081 01:23:15,495 --> 01:23:17,330 And then I bought Sam a horse. 2082 01:23:17,397 --> 01:23:18,832 You bought her a horse? 2083 01:23:18,865 --> 01:23:20,533 Because she was hugging and kissing the kids at school 2084 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:21,701 and I had to buy her a horse. 2085 01:23:21,768 --> 01:23:24,738 And then the horse was, I thought, died. 2086 01:23:24,738 --> 01:23:26,539 But horses lay down, apparently, to sleep. 2087 01:23:26,539 --> 01:23:28,708 I found out that... I didn't know that. 2088 01:23:28,742 --> 01:23:31,111 And then the horse tore the house up. 2089 01:23:31,177 --> 01:23:34,140 It just kicked everything. It just tore everything down. 2090 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:35,215 Are the kids okay? 2091 01:23:35,281 --> 01:23:36,716 No, the kids are fine. The kids are fine. 2092 01:23:36,783 --> 01:23:38,518 It's the roof. The roof collapsed. 2093 01:23:38,551 --> 01:23:40,220 - Our roof collapsed? - But that's a separate... 2094 01:23:40,353 --> 01:23:42,856 That's not even involving the horse. It just collapsed. 2095 01:23:42,922 --> 01:23:46,259 And, so, there's a great chance that I... 2096 01:23:46,359 --> 01:23:48,561 yeah, I ruined our lives. 2097 01:23:50,930 --> 01:23:52,899 Katie. You ready? 2098 01:23:52,932 --> 01:23:55,402 Yeah. Yeah. Could you give me a quick second? 2099 01:23:55,402 --> 01:23:56,403 Okay. 2100 01:23:58,772 --> 01:24:01,641 Nate, how could you do this? 2101 01:24:01,641 --> 01:24:03,977 I... I gave you so many chances to tell me 2102 01:24:04,770 --> 01:24:05,712 how things were actually going, 2103 01:24:05,745 --> 01:24:07,647 and you continually lied to me. 2104 01:24:07,647 --> 01:24:09,983 Did you just think I wasn't going to find out? 2105 01:24:10,830 --> 01:24:13,530 No. Listen, you got to trust me. 2106 01:24:13,119 --> 01:24:15,922 I am not going to let your dream die out here 2107 01:24:15,955 --> 01:24:19,259 in Conor Ashford's dumb bushes! 2108 01:24:19,259 --> 01:24:23,897 You just need to go inside. Please, just, let's go inside... 2109 01:24:23,930 --> 01:24:28,101 and let me show you what me and the kids did for you. Okay? 2110 01:24:31,571 --> 01:24:32,739 I'm going to go inside... 2111 01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:35,275 but we're not done. 2112 01:24:36,643 --> 01:24:37,610 I know. 2113 01:24:38,411 --> 01:24:39,412 Okay. 2114 01:24:40,847 --> 01:24:41,981 Let's do this. 2115 01:24:43,783 --> 01:24:45,251 I think that worked. 2116 01:24:48,321 --> 01:24:51,910 You look really familiar. Where, uh, where do I know you from? 2117 01:24:51,157 --> 01:24:52,792 I'm on Shark Tank. 2118 01:24:52,826 --> 01:24:54,627 No, that's not it. 2119 01:24:54,661 --> 01:24:56,796 Hm. Hi, everyone. 2120 01:24:56,863 --> 01:24:59,132 Mom! Mommy! 2121 01:24:59,132 --> 01:25:01,935 Hi, my babies. I missed you guys. 2122 01:25:02,100 --> 01:25:03,136 Hi. 2123 01:25:16,490 --> 01:25:17,183 Wow. 2124 01:25:17,217 --> 01:25:19,190 What? 2125 01:25:19,152 --> 01:25:21,321 Uh, she's just surprised I didn't destroy the house 2126 01:25:21,321 --> 01:25:22,889 while she was out of town, you know? 2127 01:25:24,691 --> 01:25:26,659 Well, it looks like we're all here. 2128 01:25:26,659 --> 01:25:28,962 Let's get this live stream going. Come on. 2129 01:25:28,962 --> 01:25:29,963 Okay. 2130 01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:36,202 So this is where the Star Minder was born. 2131 01:25:36,202 --> 01:25:37,504 Yes, that's right. 2132 01:25:37,504 --> 01:25:42,342 I was sitting here in my favorite chair, 2133 01:25:42,409 --> 01:25:45,311 looking around, you know, at my favorite... 2134 01:25:45,345 --> 01:25:47,681 uh, my favorite chimney. 2135 01:25:48,815 --> 01:25:50,483 I just, I remember thinking 2136 01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:53,530 there has to be a better way to get organized. 2137 01:25:53,530 --> 01:25:54,721 - Exactly. - Yeah. 2138 01:25:54,721 --> 01:25:57,900 And what do you ladies feel about your mom's invention? 2139 01:25:57,900 --> 01:25:59,859 I use it every day. It really helps with homework. 2140 01:25:59,859 --> 01:26:02,362 It helps me remember to keep my hands to myself. 2141 01:26:02,395 --> 01:26:03,830 So good. 2142 01:26:03,863 --> 01:26:05,899 It helps me remember to dress appropriately for school. 2143 01:26:05,899 --> 01:26:07,600 That's great. 2144 01:26:07,701 --> 01:26:10,403 Oh, wow. Katie, the live stream is loving this! 2145 01:26:10,403 --> 01:26:12,539 Yeah? - Yeah, it's so good! 2146 01:26:12,539 --> 01:26:14,174 Three poised daughters, 2147 01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:16,843 and a husband who, I have to say, is incredibly good at... 2148 01:26:16,876 --> 01:26:18,378 Maintaining comfortable eye contact? 2149 01:26:18,411 --> 01:26:19,779 - Exactly. - Yes. 2150 01:26:19,879 --> 01:26:22,582 Well, I'm a Toyota salesman, best in the region, but... 2151 01:26:22,682 --> 01:26:24,384 - So great! - What is this? 2152 01:26:25,852 --> 01:26:28,221 Conor, what are these people doing in my house? 2153 01:26:28,288 --> 01:26:30,123 Are you kidding me? Dude, you didn't tell her? 2154 01:26:30,123 --> 01:26:31,891 I thought you'd be done by now. She's going to kill me. 2155 01:26:31,891 --> 01:26:33,693 Why did she say this is her house? 2156 01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:36,620 Because this is my house, dollface. This is my house. 2157 01:26:36,129 --> 01:26:37,263 What is happening? 2158 01:26:37,263 --> 01:26:38,898 Listen, delay the live stream! 2159 01:26:38,898 --> 01:26:40,800 - Nate... - Dad, it's live. 2160 01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:43,903 All right. Edit that part out. Edit all of that out. 2161 01:26:43,937 --> 01:26:45,905 Sorry. Lori. Uh... 2162 01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:48,708 This isn't our house. 2163 01:26:48,742 --> 01:26:51,144 - I... I can't lie, Nate. - I can, though. 2164 01:26:52,145 --> 01:26:53,713 Hi. This is our house. 2165 01:26:53,747 --> 01:26:55,915 Nate. No, no. It's done. 2166 01:26:56,783 --> 01:26:58,418 It's over. It's... 2167 01:26:59,719 --> 01:27:00,720 All right. 2168 01:27:01,721 --> 01:27:03,123 Oh, man. 2169 01:27:03,123 --> 01:27:04,424 It's not your house? 2170 01:27:05,658 --> 01:27:06,626 It's not. 2171 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:09,896 It's not. I'm sorry. 2172 01:27:09,963 --> 01:27:12,932 Listen... 2173 01:27:12,932 --> 01:27:15,100 - Shark... - Just Lori is good. 2174 01:27:15,101 --> 01:27:19,139 The truth is, uh, our house is an unlivable mess right now. 2175 01:27:20,774 --> 01:27:22,776 I thought I could do what you do. 2176 01:27:23,777 --> 01:27:26,146 You make it look so easy, 2177 01:27:26,179 --> 01:27:28,148 but it's not. It's so hard. 2178 01:27:28,181 --> 01:27:30,950 I mean, so, so hard. 2179 01:27:30,984 --> 01:27:32,352 Preach. 2180 01:27:32,419 --> 01:27:34,754 I guess I've always done things the easy way. 2181 01:27:34,788 --> 01:27:36,322 These last 12 hours, though, 2182 01:27:36,322 --> 01:27:39,626 have been the hardest I've ever worked in my entire life. 2183 01:27:39,626 --> 01:27:41,161 I even gave away the Titan tickets 2184 01:27:41,194 --> 01:27:42,962 I won just to fix all this. 2185 01:27:43,290 --> 01:27:44,664 You gave away your tickets? 2186 01:27:44,698 --> 01:27:47,667 I... I don't deserve them. You know? 2187 01:27:47,801 --> 01:27:50,937 I thought being the breadwinner was all I had to offer. 2188 01:27:50,970 --> 01:27:53,773 But spending this last month at home with the girls, 2189 01:27:53,773 --> 01:27:56,209 I mean, it was better than 2190 01:27:57,344 --> 01:27:59,120 all the tickets in the world. 2191 01:28:00,130 --> 01:28:01,314 The funny thing is... 2192 01:28:02,682 --> 01:28:05,618 me trying to be a version of you 2193 01:28:05,652 --> 01:28:08,388 and failing at it so bad 2194 01:28:09,322 --> 01:28:11,691 actually, I think made me 2195 01:28:11,791 --> 01:28:14,361 a better version of me, you know? 2196 01:28:14,361 --> 01:28:16,996 Jeez, I'm going to go call my ex-wife. 2197 01:28:17,630 --> 01:28:18,231 Uh... 2198 01:28:18,231 --> 01:28:20,200 You know what? You'll like this. 2199 01:28:20,233 --> 01:28:23,670 I even used the Star Minder 2200 01:28:23,703 --> 01:28:25,972 to put this whole crazy thing together. 2201 01:28:26,390 --> 01:28:29,409 Because even a dad like myself 2202 01:28:29,476 --> 01:28:32,345 can use the Star Minder to hatch a crazy plan. 2203 01:28:32,379 --> 01:28:36,820 But listen, I don't want to be the one to tell you that. 2204 01:28:36,149 --> 01:28:40,553 Let's hear it from my beautiful, brilliant wife, Katie. 2205 01:28:40,587 --> 01:28:42,220 You explain it to them. 2206 01:28:44,858 --> 01:28:47,270 Okay. Uh, yes. 2207 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:50,697 If you will follow me this way, I will show you the Star Minder. 2208 01:28:50,697 --> 01:28:52,432 Man, the live stream is going nuts. 2209 01:28:52,499 --> 01:28:56,236 Hey. You did it. You did it. 2210 01:28:56,269 --> 01:28:58,371 Come here. Come... 2211 01:28:58,371 --> 01:29:01,107 I cannot believe. I'm so happy. 2212 01:29:01,174 --> 01:29:02,542 I'm so proud of you all. 2213 01:29:03,843 --> 01:29:06,413 Man, look at us. 2214 01:29:06,513 --> 01:29:10,160 We ended up getting that happy ending after all. 2215 01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:11,418 It didn't take quite as long as 2216 01:29:11,518 --> 01:29:13,190 it took Keegan to fix our roof, 2217 01:29:13,530 --> 01:29:15,388 but I got the inside of the house looking, 2218 01:29:15,422 --> 01:29:17,390 you know, pretty good. 2219 01:29:17,424 --> 01:29:18,758 Are you sure I can't help? 2220 01:29:18,792 --> 01:29:21,795 No. I told you I got this. 2221 01:29:21,895 --> 01:29:23,797 Permission to enter your bubble? 2222 01:29:23,897 --> 01:29:26,266 Always. Here. 2223 01:29:26,299 --> 01:29:27,967 You want to help me paint? 2224 01:29:27,967 --> 01:29:30,270 - Yeah. - Come on. All right. 2225 01:29:30,303 --> 01:29:31,871 So you start there. 2226 01:29:31,905 --> 01:29:33,440 There you go. Go up and down. 2227 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:36,376 And we even let Keegan put up a sign to get more work. 2228 01:29:36,443 --> 01:29:38,878 I mean, he hasn't got more work. 2229 01:29:38,912 --> 01:29:40,880 And, you know, I don't... We don't expect it, 2230 01:29:40,914 --> 01:29:44,500 - but we put that sign up. - 2231 01:29:44,500 --> 01:29:47,787 I also left Toyota to run sales at Star Minder Inc. 2232 01:29:47,921 --> 01:29:49,923 Now, I'm Katie's number one guy. 2233 01:29:49,989 --> 01:29:52,920 I mean, I was before, too. 2234 01:29:52,158 --> 01:29:53,660 Uh, I mean, you get it. 2235 01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:57,163 We finally found the right work-life balance. 2236 01:29:57,230 --> 01:29:58,998 We're in this together now, 2237 01:29:59,990 --> 01:30:01,401 which is how families should be. 2238 01:30:02,100 --> 01:30:03,690 Sam. 2239 01:30:03,103 --> 01:30:04,771 Candy! Give me! Give me! Give me! 2240 01:30:04,838 --> 01:30:07,340 Please make it last past the second quarter. 2241 01:30:08,842 --> 01:30:10,810 Hadley, vegetables. 2242 01:30:10,910 --> 01:30:12,312 Are you sure you don't want fries? 2243 01:30:12,345 --> 01:30:13,613 N-O. 2244 01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:18,651 Popcorn for Gracie... 2245 01:30:18,651 --> 01:30:20,186 - and Brian. - Thanks, Dad. 2246 01:30:20,253 --> 01:30:21,121 Thanks, Mr. Wilcox. 2247 01:30:21,187 --> 01:30:22,220 - Appreciate it. - Yeah. 2248 01:30:22,122 --> 01:30:22,956 Okay, babe. 2249 01:30:23,230 --> 01:30:25,191 So Hadley has practice 2250 01:30:25,191 --> 01:30:27,460 for her spelling bee regionals next Tuesday. 2251 01:30:27,460 --> 01:30:29,295 And Sam has a ride with Cinnamon. 2252 01:30:29,362 --> 01:30:31,831 I mean, I could do Hadley if you want to do... 2253 01:30:31,931 --> 01:30:33,833 No. No, I've learned my lesson. 2254 01:30:33,933 --> 01:30:36,703 I'm not missing anything spelling-related ever again. 2255 01:30:36,803 --> 01:30:38,338 Unless it's a word I don't know, 2256 01:30:38,338 --> 01:30:39,339 which is a lot of words, 2257 01:30:39,472 --> 01:30:41,207 - you know. - Perfect. 2258 01:30:41,207 --> 01:30:42,275 Ladies and gentlemen, 2259 01:30:42,342 --> 01:30:43,977 please turn your attention 2260 01:30:43,977 --> 01:30:45,612 - to the Jumbotron. - Oh. 2261 01:30:45,679 --> 01:30:47,280 And give a warm welcome 2262 01:30:47,347 --> 01:30:48,515 to West Corners' 2263 01:30:48,548 --> 01:30:50,283 - Toyota Salesman of the Year... - Oh. 2264 01:30:50,283 --> 01:30:52,118 - Here we go. - Mm. 2265 01:30:52,152 --> 01:30:53,653 ...Peyton Mahar! 2266 01:30:55,522 --> 01:30:57,490 Yeah, he deserves it. 2267 01:30:57,657 --> 01:31:00,360 I guess the pecs do bring in the checks. 2268 01:31:00,393 --> 01:31:02,362 You're my Salesman of the Year. 2269 01:31:02,362 --> 01:31:04,664 I'm your only salesman. 2270 01:31:04,664 --> 01:31:06,232 Also, attending today's game, 2271 01:31:06,299 --> 01:31:09,135 a local inventor and entrepreneur, 2272 01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:11,137 recently featured onShark Tank. 2273 01:31:11,171 --> 01:31:12,872 There's more than one way to get on the 'tron. 2274 01:31:12,972 --> 01:31:14,240 What? 2275 01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:15,241 Please give it up for the inventor 2276 01:31:15,342 --> 01:31:16,710 of the Star Minder, 2277 01:31:16,743 --> 01:31:18,678 - Katie Wilcox! - 2278 01:31:19,546 --> 01:31:21,881 That's my mom! 2279 01:31:43,536 --> 01:31:46,740 Welcome to the stage, Nate Bargatze! 2280 01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:50,430 My daddy, Nate Bargatze! 2281 01:31:50,430 --> 01:31:52,278 - Kisses for everybody! - Stop! No, ew! Dad, stop! 2282 01:31:52,379 --> 01:31:54,800 I love having a girl. A girl world 2283 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:55,749 is the only world that I know. 2284 01:31:55,782 --> 01:31:57,384 She's gonna be 45 and I'll be like, 2285 01:31:57,417 --> 01:31:58,585 "Just let us live with you. 2286 01:31:58,618 --> 01:31:59,753 "Let us." 2287 01:32:01,121 --> 01:32:04,900 We hired a contractor. And being a contractor, 2288 01:32:04,190 --> 01:32:06,226 that's a great job to have. 2289 01:32:06,259 --> 01:32:09,896 Because you can just ruin someone's life and leave. 2290 01:32:09,896 --> 01:32:11,598 - 2291 01:32:11,631 --> 01:32:13,299 Oh, heads up! Heads up! 2292 01:32:13,433 --> 01:32:15,402 If we hire someone to do something to our house, 2293 01:32:15,435 --> 01:32:17,737 I promise he does not do that job full time. 2294 01:32:19,472 --> 01:32:21,808 Hey, honey. Everything's fine. Yeah, 2295 01:32:21,875 --> 01:32:24,310 it was just... our front door camera. 2296 01:32:24,377 --> 01:32:26,980 False alarm. 2297 01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:29,282 Animals that were running around. 2298 01:32:29,282 --> 01:32:30,784 Horse. Horses. 2299 01:32:30,784 --> 01:32:35,155 Skunk. Aardvark. Um, king cobra. 2300 01:32:35,255 --> 01:32:37,290 - Ocelots. Ankles, ankles. - What? No. 2301 01:32:37,290 --> 01:32:41,461 Uh, squirrels. It was squirrels. Squirrels are running. 2302 01:32:41,461 --> 01:32:43,329 It's mating season right now, so... 2303 01:32:43,329 --> 01:32:44,831 It's not mating season. 2304 01:32:44,898 --> 01:32:47,300 You need to get up there, and give them a group activity. 2305 01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,936 Sorry. 2306 01:32:50,300 --> 01:32:52,772 We take our trash out... uh, one of the days. 2307 01:32:52,772 --> 01:32:54,774 I don't know the day, but it's a day. 2308 01:32:54,841 --> 01:32:56,242 Wait, it's trash day! 2309 01:32:56,276 --> 01:32:58,812 I know we forgot to take it out a couple weeks ago. 2310 01:32:58,912 --> 01:33:01,481 That stress could break up a family. 2311 01:33:02,282 --> 01:33:03,350 Wait! Wait! 2312 01:33:05,919 --> 01:33:09,356 All week was like, "Everybody, eat out of your hands." 2313 01:33:09,456 --> 01:33:10,957 "Put your trash in your pockets, 2314 01:33:10,990 --> 01:33:12,492 "take it to your homes." 2315 01:33:12,492 --> 01:33:14,461 You don't have to do this. 2316 01:33:14,461 --> 01:33:16,629 It's too hot for me, sorry. 2317 01:33:17,797 --> 01:33:20,133 It's too hot for me. 2318 01:33:20,133 --> 01:33:21,868 They have, like, free-range chicken 2319 01:33:22,100 --> 01:33:23,837 and then they have, like, not free-range. 2320 01:33:23,870 --> 01:33:25,972 But free-range chicken, that's allowed to roam free. 2321 01:33:26,390 --> 01:33:29,709 Obviously, not at the store. It's dead at the store. 2322 01:33:29,776 --> 01:33:32,545 But they still have a list of its hobbies on the package. 2323 01:33:34,481 --> 01:33:37,851 My wife asked me to get eggs. This is insane. 2324 01:33:37,851 --> 01:33:40,954 I did the milk earlier and I blacked out. 2325 01:33:40,987 --> 01:33:42,722 I can't do eggs too. 2326 01:33:42,722 --> 01:33:46,590 I learned that horses lay down to sleep. 2327 01:33:46,159 --> 01:33:47,560 - I did not know that. 2328 01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:48,561 - 2329 01:33:48,561 --> 01:33:50,300 - It's alive! - Whoa, whoa! 2330 01:33:50,163 --> 01:33:51,398 Like, man, I bet you don't think 2331 01:33:51,498 --> 01:33:52,832 about that when you buy a horse. 2332 01:33:52,866 --> 01:33:55,201 That's a huge thing dying in your yard. 2333 01:33:55,235 --> 01:33:58,505 You can't just scoot it off into the woods with your foot. 2334 01:33:58,538 --> 01:33:59,673 Hey! Stop! 2335 01:34:01,408 --> 01:34:03,176 Pst, pst, pst. Hey-yah! 2336 01:34:04,770 --> 01:34:05,211 I get in front and I was like, 2337 01:34:05,311 --> 01:34:07,800 "Uh, I'll take an iced coffee with cream." 2338 01:34:07,180 --> 01:34:08,882 She goes, "With cream?" And I go, "With cream." 2339 01:34:08,882 --> 01:34:10,316 She said it one more time. She said, 2340 01:34:10,350 --> 01:34:11,418 "So iced coffee with cream?" 2341 01:34:11,418 --> 01:34:13,186 And at that point, I should have said, 2342 01:34:13,219 --> 01:34:15,210 "What's going on right now?" 2343 01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:16,322 Before I could get it, 2344 01:34:16,356 --> 01:34:18,258 she's walked back with a can of whipped cream. 2345 01:34:18,358 --> 01:34:19,592 And I look down 2346 01:34:19,592 --> 01:34:21,361 and she starts spraying the whipped cream 2347 01:34:21,361 --> 01:34:22,829 on top of my iced coffee. 2348 01:34:22,862 --> 01:34:25,331 I'm like, "That's what you thought I said over there?" 2349 01:34:25,432 --> 01:34:26,733 "You don't think I would have said, 2350 01:34:26,733 --> 01:34:27,901 "'Iced coffee with whipped cream'? 2351 01:34:28,100 --> 01:34:30,403 "You think I'm just some nutjob?" 2352 01:34:33,273 --> 01:34:34,941 You said you were gonna give me more. 2353 01:34:35,410 --> 01:34:36,420 You'll get it, you'll get it. 2354 01:34:38,712 --> 01:34:41,448 We were the breadwinners. 2355 01:34:41,448 --> 01:34:43,116 Cut. 2356 01:34:43,216 --> 01:34:45,385 All right, thank you guys so much for coming out to this. 2357 01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:49,122 It means the absolute world. 2358 01:34:49,122 --> 01:34:50,890 I mean, one of the best crowds I've ever been in front of. 2359 01:34:50,890 --> 01:34:52,359 Thank... I can't thank you enough. 2360 01:34:54,761 --> 01:34:57,297 - There's my guy! - Whoo! 2361 01:34:57,297 --> 01:35:00,233 I can't thank you enough. You were unbelievable. 2362 01:35:00,300 --> 01:35:02,469 Thank you so much!