1 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:54,921 Oh, is it bedtime already? 2 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,322 Well, come along Mr. Tibbs. 3 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:07,330 ♪ Time for little bears to go to bed ♪ 4 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:08,335 ♪ Time for them to do... 5 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:15,375 Don't be scared, Mr. Tibbs. 6 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:18,211 Silly old thunderstorm. 7 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:23,490 ♪ Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire ♪ 8 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:26,986 Oh! 9 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:30,590 Probably a mouse, a large mouse. 10 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,492 A badger, perhaps. 11 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,828 Must have left the back door open. 12 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:35,995 Oh, what? 13 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,699 Lord Monroe, 14 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:43,503 how about a bedtime nursery rhyme? 15 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:45,872 This little piggy went to market. 16 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,274 This little piggy stayed at home. 17 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,943 This little piggy went... 18 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,878 Yes, that's it. 19 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:54,881 - Squeal all the way home! - Oh, no, no, no! 20 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:58,184 I'm coming for you my little piggy! 21 00:01:58,184 --> 00:01:59,586 Oh, my coccyx! 22 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:00,820 Come on, Monroe! 23 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:01,821 Light on your feet. 24 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,230 Makes like pistons. 25 00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:05,525 Almost there. Mr. Tibbs. 26 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:08,695 Mr. Tibbs? 27 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:09,729 No! 28 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,332 Mr. Tibbs! 29 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:16,736 I'm coming old friend! 30 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,905 I'll not leave a bear behind! 31 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:26,146 Mr. Tibbs? 32 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,884 Oh, Mr. Tibbs, what's gotten into you? 33 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,787 - Leave this house. - Oh my word! 34 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:37,457 ♪ Time for little bears to go to bed ♪ 35 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,726 Unhand my teddy you fiend! 36 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,970 - You can't run from me! - Almost there! 37 00:02:44,970 --> 00:02:47,567 Oh my word! 38 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,690 Here I come! 39 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,805 This handle is defective! 40 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:54,307 Behind you! 41 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,109 Daddy will protect you, Mr. Tibbs! 42 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,243 The window! 43 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,112 Remember your years in the gymnasium! 44 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,587 I love you, be a good bear! 45 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:16,256 Are we there yet? 46 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,230 No. 47 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:18,158 Are we there yet? 48 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,125 No. 49 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,393 When do we get to England? 50 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,950 We are in England dodo. 51 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:23,596 Do they have bathrooms in England? 52 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,310 Yes, boys. 53 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:25,865 - 'Cause I gotta go! - We are here! 54 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,267 Yay, England! 55 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,401 Hello governor, tea time. 56 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:29,903 Oh Hiram, look at these 57 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,872 darling gates, they're so wonderfully gothic. 58 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,708 Canter-bile? 59 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,143 No, Kent, Canter-ville. 60 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:39,145 It is a real humdinger, 61 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,348 and at a bargain price, too. 62 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:43,350 And all because people say it's haunted. 63 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:44,984 Oo, creepy forest! 64 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:46,186 There's no need to be scared 65 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,355 of this so-called ghost, Virginia. 66 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:52,726 Fear of the unknown and unexplained is merely ignorance. 67 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,462 I'm not scared. 68 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:59,499 Just think, our very own English manor house. 69 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,438 I bet you could fit 50 ghosts in there. 70 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,807 Boys, did you not hear what I just said? 71 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:08,908 Not really. 72 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:10,944 We usually just listen to mom. 73 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,460 I bet I see the ghost first, Louis. 74 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:15,949 Unless your ugly face scares him away first, Kent. 75 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,452 Wow, this place is old. 76 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,188 Super old! Older than Dad! 77 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,658 Hideous! 78 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,260 She's got donuts on her head. 79 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,728 Boys! 80 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,264 Mrs. Umney, I presume? 81 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,900 Hiram Otis, at your service. 82 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:38,338 Welcome to Canterville Chase. 83 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:40,640 This way. 84 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,760 Oh, my. 85 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,780 Where's the ghost? 86 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,246 I wanna be haunted first. - Oh! 87 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,248 No fair, I wanna be haunted first. 88 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,350 - Have you seen the ghost? - Are you the ghost? 89 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,985 Or maybe a zombie? 90 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:53,353 Do you want to eat my eyeballs? 91 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,487 You can eat his brains. 92 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:55,755 He doesn't use them. 93 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:57,390 What charming children. 94 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:58,825 Let's go this way. 95 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,394 Hey, look, a torch! Oh, Hiram! 96 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:04,130 Oh, man, this fireplace is so big, 97 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,265 I can crawl inside it! 98 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,671 Fight me, Kent! 99 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,107 It's okay, I think we own that painting now. 100 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:16,810 Is a stained glass window more expensive 101 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,311 than a regular window? 102 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:21,281 Oh, Hiram, it's just so perfect. 103 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,415 So grand! 104 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:25,952 - Hm, a little gloomy. - Got you! 105 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:28,421 But I have something that will fix that! 106 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,523 Electricity, Mrs. Umney. 107 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:32,459 Power of the future. 108 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,461 Oh, I wouldn't know about that, Sir. 109 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:37,731 Of course you wouldn't. 110 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,833 You're just a little old English lady. 111 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,436 Ow, hit me again, Kent! 112 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:46,390 What's French for in your face? 113 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,408 Yes, indeed. 114 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,677 This room will make the perfect setting 115 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:53,113 for our grand banquet. 116 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:56,249 The house will be filled with members of The Royal Society, 117 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,586 heads of industry, possibly even a duke or two. 118 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:03,890 The perfect way to put American electricals on the map. 119 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,725 The Royal Society? 120 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:06,860 Dukes? 121 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,595 Oh, Hiram. 122 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,463 I sent the invitations back in Boston. 123 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,599 Lead on Mrs. Umney. 124 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,167 Hiram? 125 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,606 - Child. 126 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,474 Golden child. 127 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:28,348 - This way. 128 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,383 Virginia, keep up. 129 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:38,525 I'm coming! 130 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,669 And this is the library. 131 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:52,472 What a splendid collection, huh pumpkin? 132 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,541 We had books back home, Pa. 133 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,978 I know it's hard leaving everything behind, 134 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,547 but you'll make new friends. 135 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:03,490 This is going to be a great adventure. 136 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:04,951 Come on now, no tears. 137 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,386 I'm not crying. 138 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:13,930 What happened to the previous owner? 139 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:15,495 He's in the asylum now. 140 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,764 Poor Lord Monroe. 141 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:22,135 All he does is scream and scream day and night. 142 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:28,875 - He goes. 143 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:34,247 You see, for the past 300 years, 144 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:38,651 each and every owner of this house has been forced to flee, 145 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:43,123 driven mad by the ghost of Sir Simon de Canterville. 146 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,792 Cards wallops and crazy talk. Ha! 147 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:48,995 I assure you, we Otis's are made of sterner stuff 148 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:54,000 and no ghost, real or otherwise is ever gonna scare us. 149 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,100 Jehoshaphat! 150 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,171 Whoa! 151 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:04,310 Virginia's scared of the ghost! 152 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,546 She probably peed in her pants! 153 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,947 - Kent laughs] - Ow! 154 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,616 - The books are haunted. - Nice shot. 155 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,951 I hope that wasn't the first edition. 156 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:13,853 Now, come on. 157 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,155 There's work to be done. 158 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,490 This is our new home! 159 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,859 Boys! 160 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:20,827 - It was Kent! - It was Louis! 161 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:22,595 It was the ghost! 162 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:25,310 Well, isn't this a darling room? 163 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:26,766 I hate it. 164 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,168 Oh. 165 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,360 Will you be coming down to dinner? 166 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,838 Not hungry. 167 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,573 Virginia, this has to stop. 168 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,475 This is our home now so, 169 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,411 so I suggest you get used to it. 170 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,460 I will not get used to it. 171 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:41,314 I hate it here! 172 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,516 Okay, good talk. 173 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,485 I wish we'd never come! 174 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,353 All right, darling. 175 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,354 I love you. 176 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,424 Strange. 177 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,230 How did you get up here? 178 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:32,232 "When the barren almond bears." 179 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:07,434 Uh huh. 180 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,304 Hm? 181 00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:18,244 Uh... 182 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,930 Oh! 183 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:33,960 Okay! 184 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,464 Not good, not good! 185 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,182 Ow! 186 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,500 That hurt. 187 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,118 Good. 188 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,786 That's why I threw it. 189 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,288 Trying to scare me like that. 190 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,623 Stop goggling, lad. 191 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,625 Have ye no manners? 192 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,926 Who's goggling? 193 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,620 And who are you calling lad? 194 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:10,563 You're a maid? 195 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,765 But you're wearing pantaloons. 196 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,502 These are riding breeches, actually. 197 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,337 Who ever heard of a girl in trousers? 198 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,139 Tis against nature. 199 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,675 So you're the Canterville ghost. 200 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:22,809 Indeed. 201 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,144 Why? 202 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:27,470 Does it make the blood curdle in your veins 203 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:30,250 to speak with one who has passed 204 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,918 beyond this veil of tears, 205 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:36,523 and returned to walk amongst the living? 206 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,392 Not really. 207 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,610 Oh. 208 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:42,262 I don't think you're that scary at all. 209 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,496 Oh, but I am! 210 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,598 I am enormously scary. 211 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,336 And I shall drive you and your cursed family away 212 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,271 just like all the others. 213 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,843 Oh, really? 214 00:12:56,843 --> 00:13:00,413 I bet you can't scare my family out of here in, 215 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:04,250 shall we say two weeks? 216 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,352 A mere fortnite? 217 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,519 Ha! 218 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,288 Don't bother unpacking. 219 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,558 You'll be gibbering down the driveway within the week. 220 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,563 And what a shame that would be. 221 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,935 How charming to meet you, Your Grace. 222 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:25,405 Would you care for a cucumber sandwich? 223 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,940 Mm, very good dear. 224 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,411 Hiram, would you close the curtains? 225 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,213 It's chilly in here. 226 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,800 Yes, dear. 227 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,319 Ben Franklin would've loved to fly his kite in this storm. 228 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,289 Oh! 229 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,692 Hiram, I said close the curtains. 230 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,528 Hm. 231 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,430 These old houses. 232 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,698 Inferior fittings. 233 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,666 Yeah, unruly drafts. 234 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,568 Character and history, Hiram. 235 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,470 Hm, shoddy English workmanship more like. 236 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,705 What's that, Hiram? 237 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,407 I love you, dear! 238 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,450 ♪ Men make fire, fire is good 239 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,414 Oh! 240 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,984 My breeches. 241 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,719 Oh, even the fire is defective. 242 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:14,788 Yeah. 243 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:16,790 Yeah. 244 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:19,859 Hm? 245 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,727 Hm. 246 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:29,169 Shall I tell you a bedtime story? 247 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,437 Hm? 248 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:34,140 Well, I'll be. 249 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:38,144 It appears the rumors of the ghost are true. 250 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,881 Oh! 251 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,616 A goblin! 252 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,318 Do you mind, Sir? 253 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,720 This is our bedroom. 254 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,621 Hiram, I'm in my undergarments. 255 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,390 She has a point, Sir. 256 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,592 This is most inappropriate. 257 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,294 I must ask you to leave. 258 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:57,664 Must? 259 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,766 No, this is [coughing] my house. 260 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,334 I'm asking you to leave. 261 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,535 One moment, Sir. 262 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,241 May I recommend Dr. Dobell's Tincture Remedy 263 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,430 - for Hoarse Throat. - No, you may not. 264 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:11,478 And while you're at it, 265 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,947 you may want to go to work on those noisy chains 266 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,916 with Tammany's Rising Sun Lubricator. 267 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,252 Otherwise, nobody's gonna sleep a wink. 268 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,387 What? 269 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,988 There shall be no lubricating. 270 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:22,789 Oh. 271 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,559 Now, if you wouldn't mind? 272 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,610 Wouldn't mind what? 273 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:30,230 Well, let me just say very strongly 274 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,499 that this is my house and I- 275 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,934 Goodnight to you, Sir. 276 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,203 Oh! 277 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,706 Finally, a real ghost! 278 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,575 Well, hello, child. 279 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,679 England's so boring. 280 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,347 Will you play with us? 281 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,948 Why, of course. 282 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,718 But let's not get ahead of our- 283 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,586 - Heads up, Louis! - Wait! 284 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,821 What are you doing? 285 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:55,989 For the touchdown! 286 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,424 Oh no, my head is spinning! 287 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:01,127 Just wait! 288 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,664 It's gone! 289 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,901 And the crowd goes wild! 290 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:09,969 Who are these people? 291 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,839 The rudeness! 292 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,876 I will drive them out. 293 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,179 Imitate the action of the tiger, 294 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,414 stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood. 295 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,384 I will scare them so hard, 296 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:29,122 they will never return to England's glorious shores again. 297 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,890 You talk a good fight, 298 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,259 but what if you're losing your touch? 299 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,294 What? 300 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,395 How dare you. 301 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,763 What do you know, anyway? 302 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,765 You don't even have a brain. 303 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,266 Neither do you. 304 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,134 Right! 305 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,704 It's the bucket for you, Sir! 306 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,773 Oh, very immature. 307 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,575 Put the bucket over the skull. 308 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,776 Hilarious. 309 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,778 Never gets old. 310 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,314 All I'm saying is you've been haunting 311 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,950 this house for 300 years. 312 00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:00,587 Mayhap your steel has lost its edge? 313 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:01,421 300 years? 314 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,291 Has it really been so long? 315 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,668 Hyah! 316 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,656 Oh! 317 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,624 I hate this place. 318 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:38,658 Hyah! 319 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,261 Oh, goodness gracious! 320 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,763 What a lovely horsey. 321 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,831 Oh, horsey. 322 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,800 That's got it. 323 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,567 No, it hasn't. 324 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,635 Ah! 325 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,502 Are you all right? 326 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,710 Never better, thank you. 327 00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:52,505 Lovely day for a ride. 328 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,909 Yeah, I suggest you stop before you get hurt. 329 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,344 Oh, dear. 330 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,914 Excelsior, you idiot, please. 331 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,815 Whoa! 332 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,717 Ah! 333 00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:07,200 Oh, what are you doing? 334 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,223 I think you could do with some help here. 335 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,126 What's happening now? 336 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,529 Whoa boy! 337 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,364 Oh, boy! 338 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,965 Yes, oh boy indeed. 339 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,350 Thank you. 340 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:25,138 Gosh, that is high. 341 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,678 I must say, that was brilliant. 342 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,445 My name's Henry. 343 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,980 Good for you. 344 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,616 Maybe you should try walking next time. 345 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,618 You are a woeful horseman. 346 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,820 Whoopsie daisy! 347 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,220 Oh! 348 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,156 She can be a little temperamental, 349 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,191 but she's a lovely old thing, really? 350 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,526 Aren't you, Excelsior? 351 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,398 Excelsior? 352 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,660 Excelsior? 353 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,970 So, you're a duke? 354 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,272 Does that mean I have to call you your Highness? 355 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,840 Because I'm not about to. 356 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,208 It's Your Grace, actually. 357 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,977 Although I prefer Henry. 358 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,545 So, how are you finding England? 359 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,313 I hate it. 360 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,581 Ah, right. 361 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,916 What, all of it? 362 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,918 Everything I've seen so far. 363 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,554 Yes, well, I suppose it can be a bit stuffy. 364 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,555 Here we are. 365 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,724 Home sweet home. 366 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,920 Canterville? 367 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,760 Canterville Chase? 368 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,595 Are you okay? 369 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,164 Oh, no. 370 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,432 Yes. 371 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,933 Yes, of course. 372 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:30,437 It's just that I've never actually been to Canterville. 373 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,373 My mother would definitely not approve. 374 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,508 Do you always do what your mother says? 375 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,876 Heavens no! 376 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,211 I always think it vital to do the exact opposite 377 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:41,481 of what one's mother wants, don't you? 378 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,350 Oh, absolutely. 379 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,185 - Vital. - There, you see? 380 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,654 Something we have in common. 381 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,457 This is going awfully well. 382 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,459 What's she got against Canterville anyway? 383 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,828 Well, we, the Cheshires and the Cantervilles 384 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:56,396 have never really got on. 385 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,797 We used to own the place, you see, 386 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,467 centuries ago until the ghost drove us out. 387 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,501 Really? 388 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,902 Yes, and we grand English families, 389 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,337 we do like to bear a grudge. 390 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,372 Silly, really. 391 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,420 Oh! 392 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,111 What a horrid crow. 393 00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,713 - I've seen Mr. Crow before. - Good for you. 394 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,249 I've seen these gates before, too. 395 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,953 Oh, gosh, you're strong. 396 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:23,123 Wow, it's some kind of garden. 397 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:25,910 Let's go in. 398 00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:26,993 It seems rather nasty in there. 399 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,995 Perhaps you ought to fire your gardener. 400 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,697 There's someone in there. 401 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:31,831 Come on. Oh! 402 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,666 Hold your hands out like this. 403 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,434 Why? 404 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,102 Ow, ow! 405 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,720 What are you doing? 406 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,175 I see, I'm a sort of ladder. 407 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,577 Hello? 408 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,712 Hey. 409 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,113 Hello, there! 410 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,315 You're quite a reckless sort, aren't you? 411 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,984 I'm gonna climb down the other side. 412 00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,318 Yes, of course you are. 413 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,290 Miss Otis, hello. 414 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:04,197 Are you all right? 415 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,433 Yeah, I'm fine. 416 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,600 You can put me down now. 417 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,536 Yes, sorry. 418 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,670 You look awful. 419 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,205 I mean, a bit pale. 420 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,140 Tea, hot sugary tea. 421 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,308 Tea always works. 422 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,911 I'll get you some tea from the house. 423 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:18,878 I'm American. 424 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,580 I don't drink tea! 425 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,748 I'm fine. 426 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,160 Tea always helps. 427 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,751 I'll be right back just as soon 428 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,986 as I find the tea and the kitchen and some stuff. 429 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,923 Oh, you again? 430 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:31,191 What do you want? 431 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:39,466 What is it? 432 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:45,372 And I'm talking to a bird now, which is perfectly normal. 433 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:51,945 Oh, great. 434 00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:53,460 Bye then! 435 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,518 What is that? 436 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,114 Virginia? 437 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,490 Virginia! 438 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,940 Are you ready for that tea now? 439 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,302 You're awfully brave. 440 00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:50,737 You haven't cried once. 441 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,806 Perhaps you're in shock. 442 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,641 Crying doesn't solve anything. 443 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,744 You shouldn't go swimming in the lake. 444 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,946 Terrible things have happened in that lake. 445 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,881 It was the gardener. 446 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,650 He just showed up out of nowhere. 447 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,684 Gardener? 448 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,856 There's been no gardener here these 30 years, hence. 449 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:12,225 Ever since Mr. Meriweather was found 450 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:13,693 in the vegetable patch, 451 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,263 frozen with fear still clutching his Brassicas. 452 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,402 It's Sir Simon. 453 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,537 But who is she? 454 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,705 The Lady Eleanor. 455 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,420 Well, well, well. 456 00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:31,110 What is it, Mrs. Umney? 457 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,145 I must not say. 458 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,140 Very well. 459 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:36,490 On your own head, be it. 460 00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:40,687 They say Sir Simon drowned his beloved wife in the lake. 461 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,990 That is why he is cursed to haunt this place. 462 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,558 He drowned her? 463 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,328 But they look so happy. 464 00:23:48,328 --> 00:23:51,310 People say his spirit can never rest 465 00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:54,367 until the prophecy is fulfilled. 466 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:55,802 Prophecy? 467 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:58,471 It's said to be written somewhere in the grounds. 468 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,907 My family have served here generations, 469 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,209 and though many have sought the prophecy, 470 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,110 none have found it. 471 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:05,779 Your tea, Miss. 472 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:07,800 I told you, I told you! 473 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,148 There he is. 474 00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:09,716 Virginia has a boyfriend. 475 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:12,180 Virginia, what's this I hear? 476 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,219 Swimming in the lake? 477 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:14,387 With a boy! 478 00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:16,560 Wait till Dad hears. 479 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,240 I wasn't swimming, Mother. 480 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,826 I- Allow me to explain. 481 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,828 Henry Fritz Humphrey, Duke of Cheshire. 482 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,830 - He rescued her, Ma'am. - Ugh. 483 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:26,299 He looks like a mannequin at a department store. 484 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,680 Virginia, what were you think... 485 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,502 Did you say duke? 486 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:30,904 Um, yes. 487 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,238 Punish her, Mother. 488 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,207 Ow, Mother! 489 00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:36,943 How delightful to meet you, Henry. 490 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:39,346 Or do I call you Sir? 491 00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:41,748 Or Your Dukeness? 492 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,350 Or, oh, or... 493 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:46,786 Mrs. Umney, we must have tea and cake. 494 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:49,222 - I want cake! - No, Mother, we mustn't. 495 00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:50,423 Henry was just leaving. 496 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:51,691 You rescued her? 497 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,526 How romantic. 498 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:57,697 Like Sir Lancelot and Guinevere. 499 00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,400 Well, I'm not sure that's actually... 500 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,336 I should probably toddle off. 501 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:04,938 But pleasure to meet you all. 502 00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:07,273 Oh, you're leaving so soon. 503 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,809 Well, at least let me show you out. 504 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,678 Goodbye, Miss Otis. 505 00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:13,980 - Bye. - Goodbye. 506 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,215 I can walk from here. 507 00:25:15,215 --> 00:25:16,416 It's only 14 miles. 508 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,689 Lost my edge indeed! 509 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:24,691 Everyone's a critic. 510 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,930 This time I'll give them a performance, 511 00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:28,828 they won't forget. 512 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:31,398 Good for you, that's the spirit. 513 00:25:31,398 --> 00:25:33,967 Wait, what are you doing? 514 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:36,970 Oh, bravo! 515 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:39,172 Yes, yes. 516 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:41,241 The eyes have it. 517 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:45,578 Something wicked this way comes. 518 00:25:51,451 --> 00:25:53,453 ♪ I like studying science 519 00:25:53,453 --> 00:25:56,556 ♪ I'm at the top of my class 520 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,825 ♪ If you don't like studying science ♪ 521 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:01,294 ♪ You must be a questionable fellow ♪ 522 00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:07,600 You shall be food for the worms! 523 00:26:08,702 --> 00:26:11,171 Oh! Ha ha, that's very good. 524 00:26:11,171 --> 00:26:14,274 One for the "Boston Scientific Journal." 525 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:16,760 Don't move a muscle. 526 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,344 Do you even have muscles? 527 00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:19,312 Say cheese? 528 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:20,413 Cheese? 529 00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:25,151 Ow! 530 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,720 I do beg your pardon. 531 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,221 - I didn't mean to scare you. - What? 532 00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:30,323 You scare me? 533 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:33,593 I am Sir Simon de Cant... 534 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:35,428 Oh, nevermind. 535 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,330 You ruined it now. 536 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:41,234 I wouldn't touch that if I were you. 537 00:26:41,234 --> 00:26:42,435 Huh? 538 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,637 I shall touch whatever I please. 539 00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:51,311 Oh! 540 00:26:56,383 --> 00:27:00,530 And let that be a listen to you. 541 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:04,391 I'm going for a lie down now, in an, angry way. 542 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:08,995 A murderer? 543 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,964 That can't be true. 544 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,900 Ordering me about in my own house. 545 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,702 Outrageous! 546 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:21,274 You are absolutely the worst ghost in the world. 547 00:27:21,274 --> 00:27:23,710 "Oh, I'm Sir Simon de Canterville! 548 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:26,212 I'll scare you out of here in a week." 549 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:27,981 Except you can't, can you? 550 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,783 That sounds nothing like me. 551 00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:31,918 God, you're pathetic! 552 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:32,719 Come back here. 553 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,120 I'm talking to you. 554 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,357 You really are the most insufferable little... 555 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:39,993 Where did you get that? 556 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,270 The lake. 557 00:27:41,270 --> 00:27:41,928 Give that to me. 558 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:42,829 Why should I? 559 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,598 That locket belonged to my wife. 560 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:47,000 What do you care? 561 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,301 You drowned her. 562 00:27:48,301 --> 00:27:49,436 I... 563 00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:51,738 What do you know of anything? 564 00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:55,175 Eleanor. 565 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,444 Are you crying? 566 00:27:57,444 --> 00:27:59,450 No, of course I'm not. 567 00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:01,848 It sounds like it to me. 568 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,450 So what if I am? 569 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:05,819 Do you never weep? 570 00:28:05,819 --> 00:28:07,620 No, never. 571 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:09,422 But then I didn't murder my wife. 572 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:13,393 I did not murder her! 573 00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:17,430 I know that is what everyone believes, but it is not true. 574 00:28:18,598 --> 00:28:21,434 I was an actor back then of some repute. 575 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:24,400 My beloved Eleanor would always rehearse 576 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,638 with me in the grounds. 577 00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:28,441 She was my muse. 578 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:31,211 She never felt safe on that bridge. 579 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,780 But selfishly, I convinced her to stay. 580 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:37,984 Her beauty would inspire my performance. 581 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:39,586 My vanity, 582 00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:42,856 my foolishness took her from me. 583 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:45,725 I got snagged on a rose bush. 584 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:48,461 I pulled myself free and dived into save her, 585 00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:52,465 but could not find her in the dark water. 586 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:57,237 And the guilt has lived with me some 300 years. 587 00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:01,908 I loved my Eleanor, so please don't judge me. 588 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:05,345 I have judged myself enough. 589 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,653 You know what? 590 00:29:13,653 --> 00:29:16,523 I think we could both do with some cheering up. 591 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:20,593 See? This is fun. 592 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:22,762 Slow down! 593 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:24,931 Slow down, you'll kill us! 594 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,132 You're a ghost! 595 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,967 You're already dead. 596 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:28,968 Oh! 597 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:31,371 Yes, yes, I suppose I am. 598 00:29:31,371 --> 00:29:33,540 Well go faster, go faster! 599 00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:37,677 What powers this contraption, 600 00:29:37,677 --> 00:29:39,913 - Yeah! - invisible horses? 601 00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:40,780 Oh! Hey, 602 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,482 why don't you take the wheel? 603 00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:44,150 Take it? Where? 604 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:44,784 Oh, huh? 605 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,354 Ah! 606 00:29:48,822 --> 00:29:50,256 Put your arm out! Trees, trees! 607 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,692 Ya-hoo! 608 00:29:52,692 --> 00:29:54,794 Yes, indeed! 609 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,529 - Ya-hoo! - Woo! 610 00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:59,232 Okay, then come on. 611 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:00,667 Let's go tear up the village. 612 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,635 - The village? - Yeah. 613 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,571 You can petrify some of the locals. 614 00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:07,730 It'll be good practice for scaring my family. 615 00:30:07,730 --> 00:30:08,708 Sir Simon? 616 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:10,877 Whoa! 617 00:30:16,516 --> 00:30:18,151 What's the matter? 618 00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:22,220 Alas, Virginia, I cannot pass beyond these gates. 619 00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:34,567 I wish I could be free, 620 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:39,472 but I am cursed to haunt this place and haunt it, I must. 621 00:30:39,472 --> 00:30:43,777 Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. 622 00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:47,213 Maybe I could help. 623 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:51,317 Mrs. Umney said something about a prophecy. 624 00:30:53,153 --> 00:30:53,920 Oh! No! 625 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,322 You get away from her. 626 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:57,223 Leave her be! 627 00:30:58,558 --> 00:31:01,594 Sir Simon, that crow. 628 00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:02,729 What's in the walled garden? 629 00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:04,431 Nothing, nothing at all. 630 00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:05,598 Oh, really? 631 00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,333 There's nothing in there I tell you. 632 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:11,571 And this prophecy, who is the golden child? 633 00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:14,708 What happens when the barren almond bears? 634 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,430 Such matters should not be of concern to you. 635 00:31:17,430 --> 00:31:18,745 What aren't you telling me? 636 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:20,714 Why won't you let me help you? 637 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:23,383 I can't. 638 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:24,918 I mustn't, please. 639 00:31:24,918 --> 00:31:29,189 Virginia, ask me anything, but not that. 640 00:31:33,590 --> 00:31:35,950 Some ghost he is. 641 00:31:35,950 --> 00:31:37,530 He said he would have us out of here in two weeks. 642 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,203 Hm. 643 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,170 What's this? 644 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,676 Turn hell hound. 645 00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:52,345 Get for a ducket. 646 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,747 Ah, there you are. 647 00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:55,181 Oh. 648 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,183 Weren't you even a little bit scared? 649 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:58,485 Oh no. 650 00:31:58,485 --> 00:32:00,487 I mean, yes. 651 00:32:00,487 --> 00:32:03,390 You cut quite the fearsome figure with that blade. 652 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:04,524 Really? 653 00:32:04,524 --> 00:32:05,425 Do you think so? 654 00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:06,760 Oh, yes. 655 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,429 My knees are completely knocking. 656 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:11,664 Excellent. 657 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:12,866 Rest assured, Virginia, 658 00:32:12,866 --> 00:32:15,101 your family may be tough nuts to crack, 659 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,870 but crack them, I shall. 660 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:18,571 - Ha! - Mm hm. 661 00:32:18,571 --> 00:32:20,540 You're gonna drive them out with that? 662 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:23,376 I was quite the swordsman in my day, you know? 663 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:25,211 Oh, really? 664 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:26,713 Why don't you show me? 665 00:32:26,713 --> 00:32:27,947 On guard. 666 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:29,215 But... 667 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:30,583 But you're a girl. 668 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:33,653 A girl who's about to kick your butt. 669 00:32:33,653 --> 00:32:36,456 Very well, if trousers, why not swords? 670 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:37,724 I promise to be gentle. 671 00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:40,694 - Oh, I think I'll keep up. - Indeed. 672 00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:43,697 That all you got? 673 00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:44,798 Bravo. 674 00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:46,533 I made Pa give me lessons. 675 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:48,168 Oh, very sensible. 676 00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:50,870 You really are the most remarkable young woman. 677 00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:53,606 Your Henry is a lucky chap. 678 00:32:53,606 --> 00:32:55,475 Oh, don't you start. 679 00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:56,743 He's not my Henry. 680 00:32:56,743 --> 00:32:57,844 Oh? 681 00:32:57,844 --> 00:32:59,120 You love him not? 682 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,246 Ha! 683 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:02,150 I hardly know him. 684 00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:05,510 And anyway, I wanna see the world, have adventures, 685 00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:07,354 not just be somebody's wife. 686 00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:09,856 Why does everything have to be about love? 687 00:33:09,856 --> 00:33:14,694 But my dear, love is the greatest adventure of all. 688 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:17,931 Love can make you thrill with excitement 689 00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:20,767 or tremble with fear. 690 00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:25,638 Make you a beggar or a fool, a poet or a king. 691 00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:28,842 Love is all you need. 692 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:30,610 - Yo-hoo! - You sound like my mother. 693 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:32,278 Virginia! 694 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:34,800 Now you really sound like my mother. 695 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:34,948 Virginia? 696 00:33:34,948 --> 00:33:36,716 Oh, there you are. 697 00:33:36,716 --> 00:33:37,951 What are you doing? 698 00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:42,722 I was just- Virginia, come inside. 699 00:33:42,722 --> 00:33:45,759 We have guests, guests. 700 00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:47,727 Oh, great, how exciting. 701 00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:49,362 Guests, eh? 702 00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:51,765 Then let the revels commence. 703 00:33:51,765 --> 00:33:53,199 Thank you, Mrs. Umney. 704 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:55,535 Ah, the tea and cucumber sandwiches, 705 00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:56,870 which is apparently a thing. 706 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:58,538 I'm not sure why. 707 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:03,543 Anyway, Reverend Chasuble, this is my daughter, Virginia. 708 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:05,245 Pleasure, my dear. 709 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:08,248 Allow me to introduce my wife. 710 00:34:08,248 --> 00:34:09,549 Hello, there. 711 00:34:09,549 --> 00:34:12,118 It is more incredible than I could have hoped. 712 00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:13,553 There are unmistakable signs 713 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,955 of spiritual activity everywhere. 714 00:34:15,955 --> 00:34:17,390 See what I found on the floor? 715 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:18,992 - Oh! - Ectoplasm. 716 00:34:18,992 --> 00:34:21,194 - Um- - No, that's jam. 717 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:21,795 Hm. 718 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:25,265 It is jam, strawberry jam. 719 00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:28,902 A classic symptom of spectral manifestation. 720 00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:32,639 Have you seen it then? 721 00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:33,673 Seen what? 722 00:34:33,673 --> 00:34:34,941 The bonnie ghost? 723 00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:36,676 Has it manifested to you? 724 00:34:36,676 --> 00:34:38,445 I could help you with it, you know? 725 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:39,846 My card. 726 00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:41,781 "Phantasmagorical Investigator." 727 00:34:41,781 --> 00:34:43,717 Ghost hunter, dear! 728 00:34:43,717 --> 00:34:45,719 Right. So delightful of you 729 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,787 to call on us, Reverend. 730 00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:50,123 I was beginning to fear no one would visit. 731 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:54,928 In truth, it was my wife who insisted we come. 732 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:56,229 I'll say! 733 00:34:56,229 --> 00:34:57,664 Oh, for the chance to test my medal 734 00:34:57,664 --> 00:34:59,733 against the famed Canterville ghost. 735 00:34:59,733 --> 00:35:02,268 I could hunt the phantasm down for you and chop it. 736 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:06,272 Algernean, do have some tea, won't you? 737 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,140 Oh! Ah! 738 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,108 All this silly talk of ghosts. 739 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:09,242 - It's nonsense. - Nonsense? 740 00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:12,545 Tell that to the people he sent raving 741 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:15,148 to the mad house or his poor wife. 742 00:35:15,148 --> 00:35:16,616 He murdered her, you know? 743 00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:17,984 That's not true. 744 00:35:17,984 --> 00:35:19,319 Yes, it is. 745 00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:21,688 Ghosts are benighted creatures of pure evil. 746 00:35:21,688 --> 00:35:23,590 He is not evil. 747 00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:24,891 What do you know about it anyway? 748 00:35:24,891 --> 00:35:26,192 Virginia! 749 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:28,628 Oh, you must excuse my daughter. 750 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:30,597 She has a new gentleman admirer. 751 00:35:31,398 --> 00:35:32,465 Mom! 752 00:35:32,465 --> 00:35:33,266 Cake? 753 00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:34,401 Mrs. Umney! 754 00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:35,735 Right away, Ma'am. 755 00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:36,336 Your vicarship? 756 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:40,306 Oh! 757 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:42,642 Forgive me father, for I have sinned. 758 00:35:42,642 --> 00:35:44,577 And I'm trying to watch my waistline. 759 00:35:45,845 --> 00:35:47,180 Boo! 760 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:48,615 Scotch finger anyone? 761 00:35:48,615 --> 00:35:50,650 Oh, no you don't! 762 00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:52,585 A manifestation! 763 00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:54,540 A genuine mani- 764 00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:57,900 Don't you know it's ruled to talk with your mouthful? 765 00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:02,280 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - And now for you young lady! 766 00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:06,433 - How am I doing? - Really good. 767 00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:07,467 Go! 768 00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:08,768 No, no! 769 00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:11,237 Get away from me you horrible mistake of a man! 770 00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:12,939 Just off to the little vicar's room. 771 00:36:12,939 --> 00:36:15,108 Leaving so soon? 772 00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:18,511 Impressive. 773 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:20,800 Drat! Missed! 774 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,749 Sir Simon, stop this at once. 775 00:36:22,749 --> 00:36:24,684 Magnificent! 776 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:26,186 Now don't move. 777 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,880 I want to study you from top to bottom. 778 00:36:29,456 --> 00:36:30,957 Off she goes. Oh no, no, no, no! 779 00:36:30,957 --> 00:36:32,359 Telekinesis, how thrilling! 780 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:35,128 And where she stops, nobody knows. 781 00:36:35,128 --> 00:36:36,529 Oh, little bilious now. 782 00:36:36,529 --> 00:36:38,398 Oh, hello again. 783 00:36:38,398 --> 00:36:39,265 Incoming, Cedric. 784 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:40,700 I'm approaching from the rear. 785 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,135 Oh, Algernean, oh. 786 00:36:42,135 --> 00:36:43,236 Fret not my love. 787 00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:44,704 I have him exactly where I want him. 788 00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:45,839 Very good, dear. 789 00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:48,410 - More tea, vicar? - Oh, oh! 790 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:49,242 Too hot? 791 00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:51,711 Let me blow on it. 792 00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:52,979 Oh! 793 00:36:52,979 --> 00:36:55,548 Your days are numbered phantom! 794 00:36:59,819 --> 00:37:00,653 Thank you, thank you. 795 00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:03,890 Thank you very much indeed. 796 00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:04,657 Oh, for me? 797 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:05,792 So kind. 798 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:09,963 Hiram! 799 00:37:09,963 --> 00:37:11,231 Yes, dear? 800 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:13,299 That ghost is a menace. 801 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:15,702 I've never been so embarrassed. 802 00:37:15,702 --> 00:37:18,400 How can we possibly host a grand banquet 803 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,240 with all of his shenanigans? 804 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,976 This is not funny, Virginia. 805 00:37:22,976 --> 00:37:24,511 Sorry, Mother. 806 00:37:24,511 --> 00:37:25,445 You're right. 807 00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:27,580 This ghost is dreadful. 808 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:29,382 Perhaps we should just go home. 809 00:37:29,382 --> 00:37:31,151 This is our home, pumpkin. 810 00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:32,285 No, it's not. 811 00:37:32,285 --> 00:37:34,320 By Joseph, it is young lady. 812 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,557 We are not leaving, ghost or no ghost. 813 00:37:37,557 --> 00:37:41,270 Hiram G. Otis and his family are here to stay. 814 00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:43,430 And we are having our banquet. 815 00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:45,198 Well, I'm not coming. 816 00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:47,767 You will do as you are told. 817 00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:52,105 But my darling, your young Henry will be there. 818 00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:53,907 He is not my young Henry. 819 00:37:53,907 --> 00:37:55,542 He's just a... 820 00:37:56,643 --> 00:37:57,977 You two are giving me a headache! 821 00:37:57,977 --> 00:38:00,280 - Oh, may I suggest, Doctor- - No, you may not. 822 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:04,150 What on earth is the matter with pumpkin? 823 00:38:04,150 --> 00:38:05,352 Oh, Hiram. 824 00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:08,540 She's not your little pumpkin anymore. 825 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:09,550 She's growing up. 826 00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:10,560 Hm. 827 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,758 Too fast. 828 00:38:11,758 --> 00:38:13,893 Hm, where does the time go? 829 00:38:15,662 --> 00:38:19,899 Yes, you've still got it, Canterville, you old dog. 830 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,137 Hm, what's that, Ciro? 831 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:25,638 Wanna make something of it? 832 00:38:26,806 --> 00:38:28,808 So the wind reaped the whirlwind. 833 00:38:31,911 --> 00:38:36,649 It is I, Lord Pumpkin of the Underworld! 834 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:38,510 No! 835 00:38:38,510 --> 00:38:40,687 You are guilty of being a phantom failure! 836 00:38:40,687 --> 00:38:42,355 - Have mery! - And for that you must pay! 837 00:38:42,355 --> 00:38:43,223 Got ya! 838 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:45,392 Pay! 839 00:38:45,392 --> 00:38:48,610 -$20. - No. 840 00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:49,929 Best prank ever! 841 00:38:49,929 --> 00:38:52,980 What kind of ghost is scared of ghosts? 842 00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:54,670 Oh! 843 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:57,504 I really hate those boys. 844 00:39:05,178 --> 00:39:06,790 Oh, there you are. 845 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:07,414 Okay, I've been thinking, 846 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:09,490 and there must be some other way 847 00:39:09,490 --> 00:39:11,510 we can scare my parents out of here. 848 00:39:11,510 --> 00:39:13,860 Maybe what we do is... 849 00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:13,920 Oh! 850 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,189 What's the point? 851 00:39:16,189 --> 00:39:17,257 What's the matter with you? 852 00:39:17,257 --> 00:39:19,726 The world has changed. 853 00:39:19,726 --> 00:39:23,129 There was a time when I made people's blood run cold, 854 00:39:23,129 --> 00:39:24,931 but no longer it seems. 855 00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:26,299 What are you talking about? 856 00:39:26,299 --> 00:39:27,801 You scared the vicar. 857 00:39:27,801 --> 00:39:29,569 Vicars! 858 00:39:29,569 --> 00:39:32,439 Everything scares vicars, but your family! 859 00:39:32,439 --> 00:39:34,374 Are all Americans like this? 860 00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:36,643 Wait, we can't just give up. 861 00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:40,213 I'm afraid I failed you, Virginia. 862 00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:42,816 I'm a ghost who cannot haunt people. 863 00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:47,721 I may as well be a dog that cannot bark. 864 00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:50,657 When the barren almond bears. 865 00:40:03,770 --> 00:40:05,405 Pungent. 866 00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:09,142 Sorry, I still don't quite understand. 867 00:40:09,142 --> 00:40:12,245 Why are we shoveling manure onto a dead tree? 868 00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:15,150 I'm trying to help Sir Simon. 869 00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:16,683 He seemed so sad. 870 00:40:16,683 --> 00:40:18,451 Oh. 871 00:40:18,451 --> 00:40:21,321 And this manure will make him happy? 872 00:40:22,422 --> 00:40:25,291 Look, I keep hearing this voice. 873 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,594 You're hearing voices. 874 00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:28,495 Yeah, right. 875 00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:31,464 "When the barren almond bears." 876 00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:33,133 Well, this is an almond tree. 877 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:34,167 It's barren. 878 00:40:34,167 --> 00:40:35,502 Nothing's growing on it, 879 00:40:35,502 --> 00:40:37,804 so maybe we have to make something grow on it. 880 00:40:37,804 --> 00:40:39,339 An almond, presumably. 881 00:40:40,707 --> 00:40:41,574 Yes. 882 00:40:41,574 --> 00:40:42,876 And then what will happen? 883 00:40:42,876 --> 00:40:44,210 I don't know! 884 00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:46,613 Maybe it's something to do with this prophecy. 885 00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:48,810 What prophecy? 886 00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:49,883 It's all in here. 887 00:40:49,883 --> 00:40:52,285 There's a picture of the walled garden in this book, 888 00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:55,321 only it keeps changing. 889 00:40:55,321 --> 00:40:57,390 First it was just the locked gates. 890 00:40:57,390 --> 00:41:01,940 Then this girl appeared and now look! 891 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:01,961 The gates are opened. 892 00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:03,960 See? 893 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,980 Hm, it looks a bit like you. 894 00:41:06,299 --> 00:41:07,834 Oh, Hiram! 895 00:41:07,834 --> 00:41:10,904 Look at the two love birds. 896 00:41:10,904 --> 00:41:13,239 - Hm. - Oh, "Hm," nothing. 897 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,475 Who would've believed it? 898 00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:17,677 It's like a fairytale. 899 00:41:17,677 --> 00:41:21,810 Our Virginia and the Duke of Cheshire. 900 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:22,615 Duke of Cheshire? 901 00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:26,419 Duke of Cheshire? 902 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:31,691 I think the book wants me to go in there. 903 00:41:31,691 --> 00:41:33,960 It has to be connected with the prophecy. 904 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,529 Yes, perhaps. 905 00:41:36,529 --> 00:41:38,640 You don't believe me. 906 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,268 It's just ghosts and prophecies, it does seem a bit- 907 00:41:42,268 --> 00:41:43,103 Crazy. 908 00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:44,838 You think I'm crazy? 909 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:45,872 Crazy? 910 00:41:45,872 --> 00:41:47,730 No, not at all. 911 00:41:47,730 --> 00:41:50,643 I just think you're a bit different. 912 00:41:50,643 --> 00:41:52,345 Oh, different? 913 00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:56,850 No, what I meant to say was, Virginia, 914 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:59,419 I think you are absolutely- 915 00:41:59,419 --> 00:42:01,221 - Cheshire! - Oh, Sir Simon? 916 00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:03,256 Be gone vile blaggard! 917 00:42:04,858 --> 00:42:06,826 Sir Simon, no! 918 00:42:06,826 --> 00:42:07,894 Be gone, I say! 919 00:42:07,894 --> 00:42:09,262 Sir Simon, stop it! 920 00:42:09,262 --> 00:42:12,399 Darken this hallowed place no more! 921 00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:13,900 What are you doing? 922 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,136 Quiet Virginia, this is between me and him. 923 00:42:16,136 --> 00:42:17,470 What's got into you? 924 00:42:17,470 --> 00:42:18,972 Henry, just go. 925 00:42:18,972 --> 00:42:20,740 No, I'm not leaving you alone with whatever he is. 926 00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:21,908 Now, now, you see here, 927 00:42:21,908 --> 00:42:23,977 I'm quite scared and I don't have a sword, 928 00:42:23,977 --> 00:42:26,246 - but nevertheless- - It's all right, Henry. 929 00:42:26,246 --> 00:42:26,980 - Go! - Yes! 930 00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:27,747 You'd better go. 931 00:42:27,747 --> 00:42:28,615 Run! 932 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,317 Are you sure? 933 00:42:31,317 --> 00:42:33,253 Yes, I can handle this. 934 00:42:33,253 --> 00:42:35,922 A curse on all Cheshires. 935 00:42:35,922 --> 00:42:37,424 You don't even know him. 936 00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:39,325 I know his blood. 937 00:42:39,325 --> 00:42:41,327 They are all the same. 938 00:42:41,327 --> 00:42:42,729 What has got into you? 939 00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:46,499 I will not suffer a Cheshire to walk on my land. 940 00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:48,835 He was lucky to escape with his life. 941 00:42:48,835 --> 00:42:50,470 His life? 942 00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:55,342 If you dare set foot here again, you will pay! 943 00:42:58,178 --> 00:43:00,800 A lucky escape, my dear. 944 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,581 Those Cheshires. 945 00:43:01,581 --> 00:43:03,516 I thought we were friends. 946 00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:05,218 We are friends. 947 00:43:05,218 --> 00:43:06,519 No, no. 948 00:43:06,519 --> 00:43:08,288 You leave me alone. 949 00:43:08,288 --> 00:43:11,191 Virginia? 950 00:43:11,191 --> 00:43:12,492 Don't talk to me. 951 00:43:12,492 --> 00:43:13,360 Pumpkin? 952 00:43:14,594 --> 00:43:16,162 Huh? 953 00:43:17,864 --> 00:43:19,232 Hm. 954 00:43:19,232 --> 00:43:21,735 Sir Simon, we need to talk. 955 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:23,536 Tonight is our grand banquet. 956 00:43:23,536 --> 00:43:25,605 There will be people, laughter, merriment, 957 00:43:25,605 --> 00:43:27,874 and you will not disturb it. 958 00:43:27,874 --> 00:43:30,430 There will be no haunting, no moaning, 959 00:43:30,430 --> 00:43:31,444 no clanking of chains. 960 00:43:31,444 --> 00:43:32,379 Is that understood? 961 00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:34,547 I shall do as I please. 962 00:43:34,547 --> 00:43:36,549 You shall do as you are told. 963 00:43:36,549 --> 00:43:38,351 This is my house. 964 00:43:38,351 --> 00:43:39,119 No, Sir. 965 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:40,353 This is my house. 966 00:43:40,353 --> 00:43:41,388 How dare you! 967 00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:43,556 You jumped up little Colonial! 968 00:43:43,556 --> 00:43:47,127 Your tom foolery will not work on me, Sir. 969 00:43:47,127 --> 00:43:48,695 I am a modern man. 970 00:43:48,695 --> 00:43:50,530 This is a modern world. 971 00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:52,766 World of science, 972 00:43:52,766 --> 00:43:54,667 powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. 973 00:43:54,667 --> 00:43:55,535 Woo! 974 00:43:57,700 --> 00:44:00,507 World gears and levers, electricity and pistons. 975 00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:01,641 There is no place for you 976 00:44:01,641 --> 00:44:03,109 - in this world, Sir. - What's that? 977 00:44:03,109 --> 00:44:05,111 You are obsolete. 978 00:44:05,111 --> 00:44:07,280 A relic, a dinosaur. 979 00:44:09,215 --> 00:44:11,918 If you were any kind of decent fellow, 980 00:44:11,918 --> 00:44:13,286 you would leave this place. 981 00:44:14,587 --> 00:44:15,555 But I can't. 982 00:44:23,930 --> 00:44:27,133 - The Reverend Chasuble and his wife. 983 00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:29,350 Who is called Algernean. 984 00:44:29,350 --> 00:44:31,104 Who is called Algernean. 985 00:44:32,305 --> 00:44:34,307 Professor Victor Bosocoff, 986 00:44:35,809 --> 00:44:39,746 and his wife, Mrs. Bosocoff. 987 00:44:39,746 --> 00:44:41,314 My, my, my. 988 00:44:45,819 --> 00:44:48,254 And I told him, 989 00:44:48,254 --> 00:44:50,990 "No, you need to reverse the polarity." 990 00:44:53,326 --> 00:44:54,594 I don't understand. 991 00:44:54,594 --> 00:44:55,762 It's his accent. 992 00:44:55,762 --> 00:44:56,696 Darling? 993 00:44:56,696 --> 00:44:58,898 If you gentlemen will excuse me. 994 00:44:58,898 --> 00:45:01,568 It's going wonderfully, Hiram. 995 00:45:01,568 --> 00:45:04,571 We'll be the talk of society, 996 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:06,406 and no sign of the ghost yet. 997 00:45:07,474 --> 00:45:09,843 I do hope he won't spoil it. 998 00:45:09,843 --> 00:45:11,878 I don't think we'll be seeing him again. 999 00:45:12,879 --> 00:45:14,614 It's all taken care of. 1000 00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:19,850 Apparently he has an enormous inheritance, 1001 00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:21,554 and his acreage is a wonder to behold. 1002 00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:23,623 Oh! 1003 00:45:23,623 --> 00:45:26,626 Don't know why I have to wear this darn thing. 1004 00:45:26,626 --> 00:45:29,429 Well, I think you look lovely. 1005 00:45:29,429 --> 00:45:31,364 Henry, you're here. 1006 00:45:31,364 --> 00:45:34,501 I mean, I didn't think you'd come after- 1007 00:45:34,501 --> 00:45:36,169 Wouldn't have missed it for the world. 1008 00:45:36,169 --> 00:45:38,938 No ghost could keep me away. 1009 00:45:38,938 --> 00:45:40,340 He's not here, is he? 1010 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:42,108 No. 1011 00:45:42,108 --> 00:45:44,177 What are you doing hiding away in here? 1012 00:45:44,177 --> 00:45:46,446 I can't go out there. 1013 00:45:46,446 --> 00:45:50,483 Pa says I have to, but ugh, all those lords and ladies. 1014 00:45:50,483 --> 00:45:51,751 What do I say to them? 1015 00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:53,520 What do I do? 1016 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,880 Can't we just stay here? 1017 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,824 Now, now, best foot forward. 1018 00:45:57,824 --> 00:45:59,225 Take my arm. 1019 00:45:59,225 --> 00:46:01,394 You saved me from that mad ghost, 1020 00:46:01,394 --> 00:46:04,531 now I'll save you from something even scarier, 1021 00:46:04,898 --> 00:46:07,100 English high society. 1022 00:46:17,610 --> 00:46:20,847 Miss Virginia Otis, 1023 00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:27,487 and His Grace, Henry, the Duke of Cheshire. 1024 00:46:27,987 --> 00:46:29,422 What? 1025 00:46:30,990 --> 00:46:35,228 How dare he show his weasley face here again! 1026 00:46:39,232 --> 00:46:40,367 Keep up, Marjorie. 1027 00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:41,968 This is a big gig for us. 1028 00:46:41,968 --> 00:46:44,400 You've nothing to fear from these people. 1029 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,538 They're mostly harmless. 1030 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,676 Lady Grey lost all her teeth in a riding accident. 1031 00:46:49,676 --> 00:46:50,577 Mm. 1032 00:46:51,845 --> 00:46:53,880 Colonel Merriman, completely mad. 1033 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,682 He once challenged a pig to a dual, 1034 00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:57,317 said it looked at him funny. 1035 00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:58,385 The pig won. 1036 00:46:58,385 --> 00:46:59,285 Sir. 1037 00:46:59,285 --> 00:47:01,154 This one thinks he's a mermaid. 1038 00:47:01,154 --> 00:47:03,156 She lost her leg in a card game, 1039 00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:06,693 and he invented a tiny gun for shooting wasps. 1040 00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:10,263 Oh! 1041 00:47:10,263 --> 00:47:11,598 Excuse me? 1042 00:47:11,598 --> 00:47:13,433 Half past seven, I think. 1043 00:47:13,433 --> 00:47:14,534 Oh, look, brandy. 1044 00:47:14,534 --> 00:47:16,102 Ah. 1045 00:47:16,102 --> 00:47:17,437 Come with us, my dear. 1046 00:47:17,437 --> 00:47:19,773 You must tell us all about yourself. 1047 00:47:19,773 --> 00:47:21,608 You look sturdy. 1048 00:47:21,608 --> 00:47:22,842 Good hips. 1049 00:47:22,842 --> 00:47:23,977 I'm sorry? 1050 00:47:23,977 --> 00:47:25,278 Maybe later. 1051 00:47:25,278 --> 00:47:27,470 Ladies. 1052 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:30,417 That was code for we want you to marry our brother, Dorian. 1053 00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:31,184 Oh, thank you. 1054 00:47:31,184 --> 00:47:32,452 Nice save. 1055 00:47:32,452 --> 00:47:34,921 No problem. Oh, um. 1056 00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:37,190 Work from the outside in. 1057 00:47:37,190 --> 00:47:39,592 Soup, fish, meat. 1058 00:47:39,592 --> 00:47:40,627 Or just use your fingers. 1059 00:47:40,627 --> 00:47:42,562 It's your house after all. 1060 00:47:42,562 --> 00:47:43,596 See? 1061 00:47:43,596 --> 00:47:45,310 Nothing to worry about. 1062 00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:46,633 Thanks for your help. 1063 00:47:46,633 --> 00:47:47,867 Anytime. 1064 00:47:47,867 --> 00:47:48,902 Anytime at all. 1065 00:47:50,337 --> 00:47:53,940 You see, Virginia, I think you truly are- 1066 00:47:54,774 --> 00:47:55,942 Oh, what? 1067 00:47:55,942 --> 00:47:58,445 Excuse me folks, welcome to Canterville. 1068 00:47:59,646 --> 00:48:02,382 We are thrilled to have you at our grand banquet. 1069 00:48:02,382 --> 00:48:04,500 Now, I know Canterville Chase 1070 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,520 has had a somewhat blood curdling 1071 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,455 reputation down the years, 1072 00:48:08,455 --> 00:48:10,390 but that is all in the past. 1073 00:48:11,524 --> 00:48:12,892 Ladies and gentlemen, 1074 00:48:12,892 --> 00:48:15,228 if you would please extinguish your candles. 1075 00:48:22,669 --> 00:48:25,638 Now, allow me to introduce 1076 00:48:25,638 --> 00:48:28,742 the new wonder of the modern world. 1077 00:48:39,986 --> 00:48:42,689 Oh, it's like magic. 1078 00:48:42,689 --> 00:48:44,391 It's science, Cedric. 1079 00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:46,860 Mr. Otis is a man after my own heart. 1080 00:48:46,860 --> 00:48:48,928 - Oh. - Well done, dear. 1081 00:48:48,928 --> 00:48:50,960 You did it. 1082 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,998 No, we did it. 1083 00:48:53,633 --> 00:48:57,437 It's beautiful, isn't it? 1084 00:48:57,437 --> 00:48:58,710 Indeed. 1085 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:04,377 To progress! 1086 00:49:04,377 --> 00:49:06,312 To progress. 1087 00:49:11,785 --> 00:49:15,255 Don't worry everyone, I'm sure it's just a fuse. 1088 00:49:15,255 --> 00:49:16,220 A fuse? 1089 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,157 Is that a bomb? 1090 00:49:20,727 --> 00:49:22,696 Hiram, what's that noise? 1091 00:49:23,963 --> 00:49:24,864 What the? 1092 00:49:30,236 --> 00:49:31,671 Behold! 1093 00:49:31,671 --> 00:49:33,740 I am the ghost of Canterville! 1094 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:36,543 And this dinner is doomed! 1095 00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:38,745 Doomed! 1096 00:49:38,745 --> 00:49:42,449 Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. 1097 00:49:42,449 --> 00:49:44,317 Rest assured, this is an unfortunate 1098 00:49:44,317 --> 00:49:47,620 yet harmless prank from my incorrigible boys. 1099 00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:48,755 Again, Kent, again. 1100 00:49:48,755 --> 00:49:50,560 Again! 1101 00:49:50,890 --> 00:49:51,758 Oh, oh! 1102 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,361 Huh? 1103 00:49:55,895 --> 00:49:57,430 Nice touch. 1104 00:49:57,430 --> 00:49:58,765 It wasn't me. 1105 00:49:58,765 --> 00:50:01,301 Then who was it? 1106 00:50:01,301 --> 00:50:02,569 Ow! 1107 00:50:02,569 --> 00:50:03,737 Mayday, mayday. 1108 00:50:03,737 --> 00:50:05,500 The pumpkin's gone rogue! 1109 00:50:05,905 --> 00:50:07,640 Hiram! Boys! 1110 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,309 Stop this immediately. 1111 00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:10,643 It's not us! 1112 00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:15,882 Guess who's coming to dinner? 1113 00:50:21,488 --> 00:50:22,889 Sir Simon! 1114 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:27,460 Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! 1115 00:50:31,197 --> 00:50:32,650 Oh. 1116 00:50:32,650 --> 00:50:33,633 Keep up, Marjorie! 1117 00:50:33,633 --> 00:50:35,735 Do you do requests? 1118 00:50:37,804 --> 00:50:39,539 Play on, I say. 1119 00:50:39,539 --> 00:50:40,640 Play on. 1120 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:44,544 Quick, quick, come along, come along. 1121 00:50:44,544 --> 00:50:46,646 Unhand me, Cecil. 1122 00:50:46,646 --> 00:50:47,881 The beast is mine. 1123 00:50:47,881 --> 00:50:49,215 Algernean! 1124 00:50:57,691 --> 00:50:59,826 We meet again, old adversary, 1125 00:50:59,826 --> 00:51:02,228 but this time it's I who shall-- 1126 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,835 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 1127 00:51:08,835 --> 00:51:09,936 Do speak up. 1128 00:51:11,338 --> 00:51:12,372 Right this way! 1129 00:51:12,372 --> 00:51:13,640 Nevermind, let's get out of here. 1130 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,760 You Americans enter my house 1131 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,912 with your modern ways and dare 1132 00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:22,148 to tell me what I may or may not do? 1133 00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:25,285 Now you see here, Sir- 1134 00:51:25,285 --> 00:51:27,220 Dinosaur am I? 1135 00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:30,230 Obsolete? 1136 00:51:30,230 --> 00:51:32,158 If it's electricity you want, 1137 00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:34,427 how about this? 1138 00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:40,834 Hiram! 1139 00:51:47,574 --> 00:51:50,810 And as for you Cheshire! 1140 00:51:51,311 --> 00:51:52,746 Sir Simon, stop it! 1141 00:51:52,746 --> 00:51:55,949 Is it me, or is it getting hot in here? 1142 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,622 Mrs. Umney, do something. 1143 00:52:02,622 --> 00:52:05,759 Yes, Ma'am. 1144 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:12,899 A toast to progress, to Canterville. 1145 00:52:12,899 --> 00:52:14,401 A modern, happy home. 1146 00:52:15,702 --> 00:52:17,337 Ha! 1147 00:52:17,337 --> 00:52:19,906 Don't mind if I do. 1148 00:52:19,906 --> 00:52:21,700 Not for me. 1149 00:52:22,709 --> 00:52:24,878 I want to watch it all burn. 1150 00:52:31,418 --> 00:52:33,219 Out of my way, boys. 1151 00:52:34,621 --> 00:52:36,890 Boys, over here! 1152 00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:39,325 Jump! 1153 00:52:41,327 --> 00:52:42,662 I'm scared, Louis. 1154 00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:43,663 Me too, Kent. 1155 00:52:43,663 --> 00:52:46,660 Come on boys, you can do it. 1156 00:52:46,660 --> 00:52:49,936 Oh, Geronimo! 1157 00:52:49,936 --> 00:52:50,937 Come on, everybody, this way. 1158 00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:55,809 Come on, let's get out of here. 1159 00:52:55,809 --> 00:52:56,910 Go. 1160 00:52:56,910 --> 00:52:57,911 I will be right behind you. 1161 00:53:03,383 --> 00:53:04,351 We'd better not get blamed for this one. 1162 00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:05,452 It's not our fault. 1163 00:53:09,556 --> 00:53:14,940 Now that's what I call a haunting. 1164 00:53:20,967 --> 00:53:22,702 Bring the horses around quickly! 1165 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:27,240 Hey, Ma. 1166 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,740 Oh, Hiram. 1167 00:53:29,409 --> 00:53:31,845 Thank goodness you're all safe. 1168 00:53:31,845 --> 00:53:33,790 Are you okay? 1169 00:53:33,790 --> 00:53:34,147 Where's Henry? 1170 00:53:35,982 --> 00:53:36,816 Henry? 1171 00:53:36,816 --> 00:53:38,251 That- Was- 1172 00:53:38,251 --> 00:53:39,919 Incredible! 1173 00:53:39,919 --> 00:53:40,920 When's dessert? 1174 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,822 Oh my goodness, boys. 1175 00:53:42,822 --> 00:53:44,391 Henry! 1176 00:53:48,395 --> 00:53:49,295 Henry! 1177 00:53:49,295 --> 00:53:51,364 Henry, are you okay? 1178 00:53:51,364 --> 00:53:55,402 Virginia, you came back. 1179 00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:57,270 I think I've put my back out. 1180 00:53:57,270 --> 00:53:58,271 Come on, Henry! 1181 00:53:58,271 --> 00:54:00,173 You can do this, come on! 1182 00:54:00,173 --> 00:54:01,608 Quickly! 1183 00:54:01,608 --> 00:54:02,976 Virginia! 1184 00:54:02,976 --> 00:54:05,512 What are you doing? 1185 00:54:09,983 --> 00:54:10,817 Oh, my. 1186 00:54:24,397 --> 00:54:27,467 Come on, Henry, on your feet. 1187 00:54:27,467 --> 00:54:29,302 Thank you, Virginia. 1188 00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:10,477 I'm so sorry. 1189 00:55:14,948 --> 00:55:17,584 Forgive me, Virginia. 1190 00:55:17,584 --> 00:55:21,321 I have of late, but wherefore I know not, 1191 00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:24,524 lost all my mirth. 1192 00:55:30,697 --> 00:55:33,533 Pumpkin, I was looking for you everywhere. 1193 00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:34,901 Are you okay? 1194 00:55:34,901 --> 00:55:35,802 It's all my fault. 1195 00:55:35,802 --> 00:55:37,971 Virginia, I shouldn't have come. 1196 00:55:37,971 --> 00:55:41,508 My presence here clearly drove the ghost into a rage. 1197 00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:42,842 It's not your fault. 1198 00:55:42,842 --> 00:55:45,178 I couldn't bear the thought of any harm 1199 00:55:45,178 --> 00:55:47,247 coming to you or your family. 1200 00:55:47,247 --> 00:55:49,349 I think it best that I don't come again. 1201 00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:50,216 What? 1202 00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:52,185 Thank you, Mr. Otis. 1203 00:55:52,185 --> 00:55:53,987 Very impressive lights. 1204 00:55:53,987 --> 00:55:55,822 Goodbye, Virginia. 1205 00:55:58,191 --> 00:55:59,392 Don't worry, pumpkin. 1206 00:55:59,392 --> 00:56:02,495 I am gonna put an end to this once and for all. 1207 00:56:02,495 --> 00:56:04,197 There's no need to cry. 1208 00:56:04,197 --> 00:56:07,000 I'm not crying! 1209 00:56:08,935 --> 00:56:12,739 A full blown category five psychoplasmical manifestation! 1210 00:56:12,739 --> 00:56:16,810 Last night you were lucky to escape with your lives. 1211 00:56:16,810 --> 00:56:18,278 I dread to think what might've happened 1212 00:56:18,278 --> 00:56:19,579 if I hadn't been there. 1213 00:56:19,579 --> 00:56:21,881 If that ghost wants a donnybrook, 1214 00:56:21,881 --> 00:56:25,118 Hiram Otis is gonna give him one right on his snoot. 1215 00:56:25,118 --> 00:56:26,986 Yeah, Pa, you tell him. 1216 00:56:26,986 --> 00:56:28,722 Oh yeah, bust that ghost. 1217 00:56:28,722 --> 00:56:29,522 Bust him. 1218 00:56:29,522 --> 00:56:30,657 I like the sound of that. 1219 00:56:30,657 --> 00:56:33,126 Bust ghosters! Mm, nevermind. 1220 00:56:33,126 --> 00:56:35,562 The readings are very strong. 1221 00:56:35,562 --> 00:56:37,530 The spirit compass, my own invention, 1222 00:56:37,530 --> 00:56:40,233 is saying there is definitely a ghost in the house. 1223 00:56:40,233 --> 00:56:43,770 This is an impressive array of equipment, Ma'am. 1224 00:56:43,770 --> 00:56:45,672 You see, Lucretia, science. 1225 00:56:45,672 --> 00:56:48,174 Science will cook this old buzzard's goose. 1226 00:56:48,174 --> 00:56:50,110 Hey, look what I found. 1227 00:56:50,110 --> 00:56:51,678 - Put that back at once. - I wanna shoot it. 1228 00:56:51,678 --> 00:56:52,912 - What's it shoot? - Slowly. 1229 00:56:52,912 --> 00:56:53,880 Ghost bullets? Carefully. 1230 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,115 It's a ray gun, genius. 1231 00:56:57,484 --> 00:56:59,285 Outstanding! 1232 00:56:59,285 --> 00:57:00,920 It was him. 1233 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,156 What are you gonna do with that? 1234 00:57:03,156 --> 00:57:05,558 I am going to give Johnny ghost both barrels 1235 00:57:05,558 --> 00:57:07,694 and capture it like a rat in a trap. 1236 00:57:07,694 --> 00:57:08,695 How exactly? 1237 00:57:08,695 --> 00:57:09,896 Simple. 1238 00:57:09,896 --> 00:57:11,998 Once activated, this device will function 1239 00:57:11,998 --> 00:57:13,466 as a psychic magnet pinning 1240 00:57:13,466 --> 00:57:17,504 and absorbing the spirit and trapping it in one of these. 1241 00:57:17,504 --> 00:57:18,438 And then what? 1242 00:57:18,438 --> 00:57:20,940 Why, then I study it of course. 1243 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:24,711 Oh, I have many, many experiments planned. 1244 00:57:24,711 --> 00:57:28,581 Just think, a real live specimen to work on. 1245 00:57:28,581 --> 00:57:29,916 Wonderful! 1246 00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:30,817 What? 1247 00:57:30,817 --> 00:57:33,186 We can't do this to Sir Simon. 1248 00:57:33,186 --> 00:57:36,560 Yeah, he's our ghost. 1249 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,920 We're the ones who should be experimenting on him. 1250 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,362 I'm a reasonable man, but he tried to blow up our family. 1251 00:57:42,362 --> 00:57:44,898 And I don't take too kindly to that. 1252 00:57:44,898 --> 00:57:46,232 Right then, pop this on. 1253 00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:48,368 Plug that in. 1254 00:57:48,368 --> 00:57:49,502 Snappety, snap. 1255 00:57:49,502 --> 00:57:51,370 Eyes of a hunter. 1256 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:53,340 That is one strange lady. 1257 00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:54,240 I kinda like it. 1258 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,608 - Me too. - Hiram! 1259 00:57:55,608 --> 00:57:56,643 Sorry, dear. 1260 00:57:56,643 --> 00:57:58,178 Tallyho! 1261 00:57:58,178 --> 00:58:01,414 So, how many ghosts have you actually caught? 1262 00:58:01,414 --> 00:58:04,250 Technically, this will be my first, but fear not. 1263 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:06,619 I know exactly what I'm doing. 1264 00:58:08,421 --> 00:58:09,823 This way! 1265 00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:11,358 The game's afoot. 1266 00:58:11,358 --> 00:58:13,560 The spirit compass never lies. 1267 00:58:15,562 --> 00:58:16,696 On we go! 1268 00:58:18,264 --> 00:58:19,265 That's a cupboard. 1269 00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:21,368 This way. 1270 00:58:22,769 --> 00:58:23,970 No, no. 1271 00:58:26,206 --> 00:58:27,807 This way. 1272 00:58:27,807 --> 00:58:28,875 Does she know what she's doing? 1273 00:58:28,875 --> 00:58:30,243 Kent, Louis, 1274 00:58:31,411 --> 00:58:34,800 much as it pains me to say this, I need your help. 1275 00:58:36,149 --> 00:58:37,250 Just give me a moment. 1276 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,985 Um, which way? 1277 00:58:38,985 --> 00:58:39,819 Which way? 1278 00:58:39,819 --> 00:58:40,787 This way. 1279 00:58:40,787 --> 00:58:41,588 I can smell it. 1280 00:58:41,588 --> 00:58:42,655 I say, come back with that. 1281 00:58:42,655 --> 00:58:44,457 Hey, weird lady, 1282 00:58:44,457 --> 00:58:46,292 the readings are very strong down here. 1283 00:58:46,292 --> 00:58:47,930 Really? 1284 00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:48,128 Wait for me. 1285 00:58:48,128 --> 00:58:48,728 Phantom ahoy! 1286 00:58:50,463 --> 00:58:53,266 Sir Simon? 1287 00:58:53,266 --> 00:58:54,134 Where could he be? 1288 00:58:54,134 --> 00:58:55,735 In here, everyone. 1289 00:58:55,735 --> 00:58:56,803 He's in the kitchen. 1290 00:58:57,871 --> 00:58:59,172 Ah ha! 1291 00:59:00,874 --> 00:59:01,675 Oh! 1292 00:59:01,675 --> 00:59:03,276 That's our housekeeper. 1293 00:59:03,276 --> 00:59:05,845 Well, she shouldn't sneak up on me like that. 1294 00:59:05,845 --> 00:59:06,813 He's on the move. 1295 00:59:06,813 --> 00:59:07,814 Come on! 1296 00:59:07,814 --> 00:59:10,160 This way! 1297 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,552 Mrs. Umney, are you all right? 1298 00:59:12,552 --> 00:59:14,721 Perfectly fine, thank you, Ma'am. 1299 00:59:16,423 --> 00:59:20,260 Sir Simon, where are you? 1300 00:59:20,393 --> 00:59:21,461 - Over here. - Oh. 1301 00:59:21,461 --> 00:59:23,196 - You just missed him. - Oh! 1302 00:59:23,196 --> 00:59:25,131 - No, no, he's over here. - Oh. 1303 00:59:25,131 --> 00:59:28,340 The blighter's slippery like a greased pig on market day. 1304 00:59:29,869 --> 00:59:32,439 Sir Simon, are you in there? 1305 00:59:32,439 --> 00:59:33,340 Open up. 1306 00:59:33,340 --> 00:59:34,774 You're in danger. 1307 00:59:34,774 --> 00:59:37,143 The wind and the rain, 1308 00:59:37,143 --> 00:59:40,180 a foolish thing was but a toy. 1309 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:41,881 Sir Simon? 1310 00:59:41,881 --> 00:59:43,216 For the rain, 1311 00:59:43,216 --> 00:59:45,318 - it rains everyday. - Sir Simon! 1312 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:49,322 Ghosts in there! 1313 00:59:49,322 --> 00:59:50,357 Ah ha! 1314 00:59:50,357 --> 00:59:51,157 Stand aside, please. 1315 00:59:51,157 --> 00:59:52,158 Boys, stay here. 1316 00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:54,600 - Okay, Pa. - No problem! 1317 01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:01,901 Uh, boys? 1318 01:00:01,901 --> 01:00:02,936 Hi, Pa. 1319 01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:04,104 Please hand me that chair. 1320 01:00:06,306 --> 01:00:07,374 It was him! 1321 01:00:08,975 --> 01:00:11,311 A great while ago the world begun. 1322 01:00:11,311 --> 01:00:13,546 With hey, ho, hey, ho, 1323 01:00:13,546 --> 01:00:15,810 the wind blew the rain. 1324 01:00:15,810 --> 01:00:16,516 What? 1325 01:00:16,516 --> 01:00:21,354 But that's all one, our play is done. 1326 01:00:21,354 --> 01:00:22,889 Sir Simon! 1327 01:00:22,889 --> 01:00:25,825 As we strive to please you everyday. 1328 01:00:30,397 --> 01:00:31,498 Virginia? 1329 01:00:31,498 --> 01:00:33,233 That awful woman's here again. 1330 01:00:33,233 --> 01:00:35,535 She wants to trap you, do experiments. 1331 01:00:35,535 --> 01:00:37,370 - You have to run. - Run? 1332 01:00:37,370 --> 01:00:39,205 Where? 1333 01:00:39,205 --> 01:00:41,207 I'm so very tired, Virginia. 1334 01:00:41,207 --> 01:00:44,444 I haven't slept in 300 years. 1335 01:00:44,444 --> 01:00:46,546 I miss sleep. 1336 01:00:46,546 --> 01:00:47,914 Right, onwards! 1337 01:00:47,914 --> 01:00:50,216 I have a sulfuric odor in my nostrils. 1338 01:00:50,216 --> 01:00:52,585 Uh, that was me. 1339 01:00:52,585 --> 01:00:54,387 I miss my Eleanor. 1340 01:00:54,387 --> 01:00:56,289 She was a Cheshire too, you know? 1341 01:00:56,289 --> 01:00:58,358 Like your young man. 1342 01:00:58,358 --> 01:01:00,393 Why do you hate them so much? 1343 01:01:01,428 --> 01:01:02,862 It was my wife's uncle, 1344 01:01:02,862 --> 01:01:07,000 the old Duke of Cheshire who accused me of her murder. 1345 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,669 He wanted me outta the way so he could lay claim 1346 01:01:09,669 --> 01:01:11,838 to Canterville Chase for himself. 1347 01:01:13,306 --> 01:01:16,876 It was Cheshire who laid the trap intended for me. 1348 01:01:18,111 --> 01:01:21,614 He accused me, imprisoned me. 1349 01:01:21,614 --> 01:01:24,751 This cell became my tomb. 1350 01:01:24,751 --> 01:01:27,420 Eventually I succumbed to death. 1351 01:01:27,420 --> 01:01:31,291 But the fates, it seemed had other plans for my soul. 1352 01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:33,193 So, is that... 1353 01:01:33,193 --> 01:01:34,861 It is, alas. 1354 01:01:34,861 --> 01:01:36,162 That's horrible. 1355 01:01:36,162 --> 01:01:38,298 That's the house of Cheshire for you. 1356 01:01:38,298 --> 01:01:40,967 But that was 300 years ago. 1357 01:01:40,967 --> 01:01:42,435 Henry isn't like his ancestors. 1358 01:01:42,435 --> 01:01:43,403 People change. 1359 01:01:43,403 --> 01:01:45,380 Not me. 1360 01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:46,840 Cursed to remain in this house for all eternity. 1361 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,274 Maybe I deserve it. 1362 01:01:48,274 --> 01:01:50,477 If I'd been less vain, less foolish. 1363 01:01:50,477 --> 01:01:52,479 If I'd reached Eleanor quicker. 1364 01:01:52,479 --> 01:01:54,347 It wasn't your fault. 1365 01:01:54,347 --> 01:01:55,615 We're getting close! 1366 01:01:55,615 --> 01:01:57,500 The needle's almost off the dial. 1367 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:58,885 It's unprecedented. 1368 01:01:58,885 --> 01:02:02,522 Mr. Otis, crank me up to full power. 1369 01:02:02,522 --> 01:02:04,491 With pleasure, Ma'am. 1370 01:02:04,491 --> 01:02:05,892 Oo, that's it! 1371 01:02:05,892 --> 01:02:07,494 That's it! Keep going! 1372 01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:08,361 Oo! 1373 01:02:10,296 --> 01:02:11,598 Where is Virginia? 1374 01:02:11,598 --> 01:02:13,166 I don't know. 1375 01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:14,334 Behind this wall! 1376 01:02:14,334 --> 01:02:16,200 It has to come down. 1377 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,170 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 1378 01:02:17,170 --> 01:02:18,471 Stand aside. 1379 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:22,776 They're coming! 1380 01:02:22,776 --> 01:02:24,210 Let them come. 1381 01:02:24,210 --> 01:02:26,379 No, we have to do something. 1382 01:02:29,249 --> 01:02:30,830 What's this? 1383 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,900 "When the baron almond bears." 1384 01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:38,658 Is that the prophecy? 1385 01:02:38,658 --> 01:02:39,793 Don't. 1386 01:02:39,793 --> 01:02:42,262 It was on the walled garden all along? 1387 01:02:42,262 --> 01:02:43,630 It's no concern of yours. 1388 01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,764 Why didn't you say anything? 1389 01:02:44,764 --> 01:02:46,800 - Virginia! - But what does it mean? 1390 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,340 - Stop. - What does it do? 1391 01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:49,690 Tell me! 1392 01:02:49,690 --> 01:02:50,370 It sets me free! 1393 01:02:51,538 --> 01:02:52,806 Then we have to go. 1394 01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:58,780 Ah ha! 1395 01:02:58,780 --> 01:03:00,680 I have you now. 1396 01:03:06,553 --> 01:03:08,421 Right in the Hamptons. 1397 01:03:08,421 --> 01:03:11,391 Hiram! 1398 01:03:11,391 --> 01:03:12,959 But there's no one here. 1399 01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:17,163 Sometimes ghosts are invisible, Mom. 1400 01:03:17,163 --> 01:03:18,640 Come on. 1401 01:03:22,569 --> 01:03:23,703 Over here, Ma. 1402 01:03:24,604 --> 01:03:26,172 Where did they go? 1403 01:03:26,172 --> 01:03:27,574 Slipped the net again. 1404 01:03:30,443 --> 01:03:31,878 Look, Hiram! 1405 01:03:31,878 --> 01:03:33,613 It's taken Virginia. 1406 01:03:33,613 --> 01:03:36,950 Oh! 1407 01:03:36,950 --> 01:03:39,686 That darn ghost has gone too far this time. 1408 01:03:52,332 --> 01:03:54,601 Virginia, no! 1409 01:03:54,601 --> 01:03:56,536 It asks too heavy a price. 1410 01:03:59,305 --> 01:04:01,608 We have to try. 1411 01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:09,115 "When a little girl can ask for freedom 1412 01:04:09,115 --> 01:04:11,284 from the angel's grasp." 1413 01:04:11,284 --> 01:04:12,585 Please don't. 1414 01:04:12,585 --> 01:04:14,921 "When the barren almond bears 1415 01:04:14,921 --> 01:04:17,657 and a golden child gives away her tears, 1416 01:04:17,657 --> 01:04:19,659 then will all the house be still 1417 01:04:19,659 --> 01:04:22,128 and peace come to Canterville." 1418 01:04:38,511 --> 01:04:40,146 But what does it mean? 1419 01:04:41,581 --> 01:04:44,384 It means that I can only be set free 1420 01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:47,187 if an innocent such as yourself travels 1421 01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:49,589 with me and begs for my forgiveness 1422 01:04:49,589 --> 01:04:51,925 from the Grand Old Man. 1423 01:04:51,925 --> 01:04:53,793 The Grand Old Man? 1424 01:04:53,793 --> 01:04:56,663 The Master of all our Final Ceremonies. 1425 01:04:56,663 --> 01:04:59,699 Only He can grant my release. 1426 01:05:01,935 --> 01:05:03,403 Then let's go. 1427 01:05:03,403 --> 01:05:05,505 No, Virginia, it is too perilous. 1428 01:05:05,505 --> 01:05:07,107 I cannot ask this of you. 1429 01:05:07,107 --> 01:05:08,608 You are not asking, Sir. 1430 01:05:08,608 --> 01:05:11,711 I am offering to help a friend. 1431 01:05:11,711 --> 01:05:13,246 Virginia! 1432 01:05:13,246 --> 01:05:14,470 Quick! 1433 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:41,708 It's just like your locket in here. 1434 01:05:43,209 --> 01:05:45,245 It's beautiful. 1435 01:05:51,584 --> 01:05:55,121 Virginia, please excuse the lateness of the hour, 1436 01:05:55,121 --> 01:05:56,656 but I simply could not wait. 1437 01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:01,728 The fact is, I love you, 1438 01:06:01,728 --> 01:06:04,130 and I refuse to let the ghost 1439 01:06:04,130 --> 01:06:06,533 and this ancient curse come between us. 1440 01:06:09,169 --> 01:06:10,837 Oh yes, well, it's easy saying 1441 01:06:10,837 --> 01:06:12,238 it in front of you, Excelsior. 1442 01:06:12,238 --> 01:06:14,607 Now I have to say it to her. 1443 01:06:17,243 --> 01:06:18,110 Giddy up! 1444 01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:22,148 Virginia! 1445 01:06:23,616 --> 01:06:25,919 Oh, where is she? 1446 01:06:25,919 --> 01:06:28,321 It's a classic ghost gambit. 1447 01:06:28,321 --> 01:06:29,622 Old as the hills. 1448 01:06:29,622 --> 01:06:31,858 Oh, just you wait until I get you in my sights 1449 01:06:31,858 --> 01:06:34,494 you phantasmic blaggard! 1450 01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:36,596 - Dad, come quick! - Huh? 1451 01:07:03,523 --> 01:07:05,358 My love. 1452 01:07:08,661 --> 01:07:13,366 Ah, finally got here, have you? 1453 01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:15,668 I was wondering when you'd show up. 1454 01:07:15,668 --> 01:07:19,305 You've led me a merry dance, Sir Simon. 1455 01:07:19,305 --> 01:07:20,807 You two know each other? 1456 01:07:20,807 --> 01:07:22,509 Oh, yes. 1457 01:07:22,509 --> 01:07:23,743 Who are you? 1458 01:07:23,743 --> 01:07:24,844 Me? 1459 01:07:24,844 --> 01:07:26,312 Why, I'm the gardener, ain't I? 1460 01:07:26,312 --> 01:07:28,615 Someone's gotta keep things tidy. 1461 01:07:28,615 --> 01:07:31,418 Otherwise, where would we be? 1462 01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:34,354 Oh, lovely. 1463 01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:36,322 Only blooms for a day. 1464 01:07:36,322 --> 01:07:37,570 Shame. 1465 01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:40,794 Sir, I wonder if you could help us. 1466 01:07:40,794 --> 01:07:42,562 We've come here to find someone. 1467 01:07:42,562 --> 01:07:43,763 Have you now? 1468 01:07:43,763 --> 01:07:44,831 Who's that then, my love? 1469 01:07:46,499 --> 01:07:49,200 The Master of Ceremonies. 1470 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,437 Hm? 1471 01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:52,500 Death. 1472 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:53,840 Do you know where he might be? 1473 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,241 Do I know? 1474 01:07:56,409 --> 01:08:00,246 Well, Death's everywhere, isn't he? 1475 01:08:00,246 --> 01:08:02,849 Hm? 1476 01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:07,987 No. 1477 01:08:07,987 --> 01:08:10,156 Pleasure to meet you, Miss Virginia. 1478 01:08:11,291 --> 01:08:12,859 I see you've been reading my book. 1479 01:08:13,893 --> 01:08:14,894 Your book? 1480 01:08:16,363 --> 01:08:19,432 Want to know how it ends? 1481 01:08:19,432 --> 01:08:20,700 What's wrong with her Dad? 1482 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:22,302 I can't feel a pulse. 1483 01:08:22,302 --> 01:08:24,404 Virginia! 1484 01:08:24,404 --> 01:08:25,372 Pumpkin? 1485 01:08:25,372 --> 01:08:25,972 Stop! 1486 01:08:27,807 --> 01:08:28,675 Ah! 1487 01:08:29,476 --> 01:08:30,377 Oh! Ow! 1488 01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:33,279 What's happened? 1489 01:08:33,279 --> 01:08:35,815 Her spirit has been taken by the ghost. 1490 01:08:35,815 --> 01:08:37,617 Wait, wait. 1491 01:08:37,617 --> 01:08:39,819 This device captives spirits and what have you, correct? 1492 01:08:39,819 --> 01:08:42,889 Could we not use it to draw her spirit back in her body? 1493 01:08:42,889 --> 01:08:44,290 Mr. Otis, to tell you the truth, 1494 01:08:44,290 --> 01:08:45,558 I only received it this morning. 1495 01:08:45,558 --> 01:08:47,270 I haven't quite got the hang of it yet. 1496 01:08:47,270 --> 01:08:49,696 This is my daughter! 1497 01:08:49,696 --> 01:08:51,498 Right, well, we could give it a whirl. 1498 01:08:52,732 --> 01:08:54,167 Her spirit must be somewhere! 1499 01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:55,350 Virginia? 1500 01:08:56,436 --> 01:08:59,706 Sir, I humbly request that you see fit 1501 01:08:59,706 --> 01:09:01,274 to release Sir Simon's soul 1502 01:09:01,274 --> 01:09:03,443 so that he may be rejoined with his wife, 1503 01:09:03,443 --> 01:09:05,450 and that this curse be lifted. 1504 01:09:06,146 --> 01:09:08,214 Please, I beg of you. 1505 01:09:09,315 --> 01:09:10,417 Certainly. 1506 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:11,184 Why not? 1507 01:09:11,184 --> 01:09:12,752 Consider it done. 1508 01:09:12,752 --> 01:09:14,870 What? 1509 01:09:14,870 --> 01:09:15,722 Is there anything else, my dear? 1510 01:09:15,722 --> 01:09:16,489 No. 1511 01:09:16,489 --> 01:09:17,624 Thank you. 1512 01:09:17,624 --> 01:09:18,491 Sir Simon? 1513 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:21,795 I'm free? 1514 01:09:21,795 --> 01:09:24,640 I'm free! 1515 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,399 At last I can be with my Eleanor. 1516 01:09:29,736 --> 01:09:32,539 Thank you, dear Virginia. 1517 01:09:32,539 --> 01:09:33,673 Farewell. 1518 01:09:33,673 --> 01:09:35,608 Go, back to your family. 1519 01:09:36,543 --> 01:09:40,980 Ah, now, afraid I can't allow that. 1520 01:09:40,980 --> 01:09:43,750 There's no going back from here. 1521 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:45,385 This is the Garden of Death. 1522 01:09:45,385 --> 01:09:46,519 See? 1523 01:09:46,519 --> 01:09:48,988 It's very much a one way trip. 1524 01:09:48,988 --> 01:09:50,623 But I can't stay. 1525 01:09:50,623 --> 01:09:51,991 I'm not dead! 1526 01:09:51,991 --> 01:09:53,193 I'm alive. 1527 01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:54,694 Oh, no. 1528 01:09:54,694 --> 01:09:56,963 You were dead the moment you walked through those gates, 1529 01:09:56,963 --> 01:09:58,698 weren't she Sir Simon? 1530 01:10:01,968 --> 01:10:04,637 Now, here we are. 1531 01:10:05,271 --> 01:10:05,972 This is you. 1532 01:10:07,707 --> 01:10:09,943 But I have plenty of time left! 1533 01:10:11,344 --> 01:10:12,579 Not anymore. 1534 01:10:13,546 --> 01:10:14,647 No! 1535 01:10:14,647 --> 01:10:16,649 Virginia! 1536 01:10:16,649 --> 01:10:17,250 Henry? 1537 01:10:19,119 --> 01:10:20,687 Henry! 1538 01:10:20,687 --> 01:10:21,287 Virginia? 1539 01:10:23,523 --> 01:10:24,124 Henry? 1540 01:10:35,668 --> 01:10:37,137 He can't see me. 1541 01:10:42,876 --> 01:10:45,812 Your body cannot pass through the gates. 1542 01:10:45,812 --> 01:10:48,515 Only your spirit. 1543 01:10:48,515 --> 01:10:50,617 I'm really dead? 1544 01:10:54,721 --> 01:10:56,423 Look at it. 1545 01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:58,258 Life trickles by so quickly, don't it? 1546 01:10:59,959 --> 01:11:01,995 People don't make the most of it. 1547 01:11:03,263 --> 01:11:04,964 Shame. 1548 01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:07,701 Henry! 1549 01:11:11,638 --> 01:11:12,472 Henry! 1550 01:11:15,442 --> 01:11:17,770 Oh dear, look at that. 1551 01:11:17,770 --> 01:11:18,578 Hm. 1552 01:11:19,779 --> 01:11:21,781 That's a fast grower, that is. 1553 01:11:27,530 --> 01:11:27,887 No! 1554 01:11:27,887 --> 01:11:30,724 You shall not claim her. 1555 01:11:30,724 --> 01:11:32,759 Do you challenge me, Sir? 1556 01:11:32,759 --> 01:11:33,993 I do, Sir. 1557 01:11:33,993 --> 01:11:35,428 To a duel. 1558 01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:37,300 I see. 1559 01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:40,330 And if I win, we both go free. 1560 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:41,340 Ah ha. 1561 01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:43,503 But if I win, she dies, 1562 01:11:43,503 --> 01:11:46,172 and you shall remain in this garden forever. 1563 01:11:46,172 --> 01:11:48,208 A permanent addition, 1564 01:11:48,208 --> 01:11:52,178 neither dead nor in heaven with your wife. 1565 01:11:56,916 --> 01:11:59,185 I accept your terms. 1566 01:11:59,185 --> 01:12:00,820 Sir Simon, no! 1567 01:12:00,820 --> 01:12:01,788 Excellent. 1568 01:12:01,788 --> 01:12:03,356 Let's be having you then. 1569 01:12:03,356 --> 01:12:05,258 No time like the present. 1570 01:12:05,258 --> 01:12:06,393 Whoops. 1571 01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:07,927 Hang on a mo. 1572 01:12:11,931 --> 01:12:13,967 Ha, that's better! 1573 01:12:13,967 --> 01:12:16,936 You didn't think I was gonna fight you like that, did you? 1574 01:12:16,936 --> 01:12:19,773 I'd be out of puff in seconds. 1575 01:12:19,773 --> 01:12:20,707 Shall we? 1576 01:12:20,707 --> 01:12:23,276 Then lay on and damned be him 1577 01:12:23,276 --> 01:12:26,846 who first cries hold enough. 1578 01:12:26,846 --> 01:12:28,815 Yes! 1579 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:41,428 Ready, I think. 1580 01:12:41,428 --> 01:12:44,264 I suppose I should aim up. 1581 01:12:44,264 --> 01:12:46,433 Come on, pumpkin, wherever you are. 1582 01:12:47,934 --> 01:12:48,835 Turn it on! 1583 01:12:59,446 --> 01:13:00,714 Anything? 1584 01:13:00,714 --> 01:13:01,981 Again! 1585 01:13:01,981 --> 01:13:03,830 Do it again! 1586 01:13:17,897 --> 01:13:19,399 What's this? 1587 01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:21,340 "When a little girl can ask for freedom 1588 01:13:21,340 --> 01:13:22,335 from the angel's grasp." 1589 01:13:24,370 --> 01:13:26,172 Are you insane? 1590 01:13:26,172 --> 01:13:27,874 I am Death! 1591 01:13:27,874 --> 01:13:29,609 You cannot beat me! 1592 01:13:29,609 --> 01:13:31,544 You realize how many people I have killed? 1593 01:13:32,846 --> 01:13:34,481 Everyone! 1594 01:13:34,481 --> 01:13:39,219 Well, I, Sir, have played the greatest swordsman 1595 01:13:39,219 --> 01:13:41,121 of the stage. 1596 01:13:41,121 --> 01:13:45,291 And what's more, I've had 300 years to practice. 1597 01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:47,560 I like a spirited opponent, 1598 01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,763 but don't let it go to your head. 1599 01:13:50,897 --> 01:13:51,931 Ha ha! 1600 01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:58,171 A hit, a palpable hit! 1601 01:13:58,171 --> 01:14:00,507 Sir Simon, look out! 1602 01:14:05,912 --> 01:14:07,800 Another hit. 1603 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:08,648 What say you, Sir? 1604 01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:15,188 What? 1605 01:14:24,831 --> 01:14:25,465 Whoa! 1606 01:14:34,740 --> 01:14:35,275 Oh! 1607 01:14:35,275 --> 01:14:37,110 Uh oh. 1608 01:14:39,913 --> 01:14:40,980 Still nothing! 1609 01:14:40,980 --> 01:14:42,682 Hiram, stop this! 1610 01:14:42,682 --> 01:14:43,483 No! 1611 01:14:43,483 --> 01:14:45,685 Science will save her. 1612 01:14:45,685 --> 01:14:46,920 It has to. 1613 01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:47,987 Again! 1614 01:14:47,987 --> 01:14:49,556 More power! 1615 01:14:49,556 --> 01:14:51,791 Yeah, more power! No! 1616 01:14:56,830 --> 01:14:57,664 Enough! 1617 01:14:59,132 --> 01:15:00,233 This stops now. 1618 01:15:01,534 --> 01:15:03,103 Oh. 1619 01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:18,318 I say, I thought this was to be a fair fight. 1620 01:15:18,318 --> 01:15:20,220 If there's one thing I can't abide, 1621 01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:23,456 it's someone who refuses to die. 1622 01:15:23,456 --> 01:15:26,259 That would be me, Sir. 1623 01:15:26,259 --> 01:15:27,861 Look at you, Sir Simon. 1624 01:15:27,861 --> 01:15:28,895 What are you? 1625 01:15:28,895 --> 01:15:31,464 An aberration, a ghost. 1626 01:15:31,464 --> 01:15:32,732 It will not do. 1627 01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:37,337 Here the books must be balanced, 1628 01:15:39,139 --> 01:15:40,907 and I will balance them. 1629 01:15:43,743 --> 01:15:46,460 You leave him alone! 1630 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:47,881 You dare challenge me? 1631 01:15:48,982 --> 01:15:50,160 What the heck? 1632 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,351 I'm dead anyway. 1633 01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:56,923 Virginia! 1634 01:16:11,171 --> 01:16:12,172 Oh, boy! 1635 01:16:21,810 --> 01:16:22,916 Henry! 1636 01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:25,318 You really do get yourself into some scrapes, don't you? 1637 01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:27,887 You can fence? 1638 01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:29,155 Of course I can fence. 1639 01:16:29,155 --> 01:16:30,657 I went to Heaton! 1640 01:16:30,657 --> 01:16:32,359 You shouldn't have come. 1641 01:16:32,359 --> 01:16:35,729 Being here in this place, it means you're dead. 1642 01:16:35,729 --> 01:16:37,330 What? 1643 01:16:38,198 --> 01:16:39,799 I'm sorry! 1644 01:16:39,799 --> 01:16:42,869 Oh, please, spare me. 1645 01:16:42,869 --> 01:16:44,804 Henry! 1646 01:16:46,206 --> 01:16:48,241 You leave him alone. 1647 01:16:48,241 --> 01:16:50,243 Well, if I am dead, 1648 01:16:50,243 --> 01:16:53,480 there's no one I'd rather spend eternity with. 1649 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:58,485 You see, Virginia, I'm afraid I love you. 1650 01:16:58,485 --> 01:17:00,353 What? 1651 01:17:00,353 --> 01:17:03,390 Oh, what a lovely couple. 1652 01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:05,392 United forever. 1653 01:17:07,827 --> 01:17:09,896 Cooey, up here. 1654 01:17:11,431 --> 01:17:13,133 Hey, Sir Simon, catch! 1655 01:17:17,904 --> 01:17:19,139 Virginia. 1656 01:17:19,139 --> 01:17:20,340 I'm all right. 1657 01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:23,760 Huh? 1658 01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:26,212 And you, young man, thank you. 1659 01:17:27,347 --> 01:17:28,948 Happy to help. 1660 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:32,118 Perhaps not all Cheshire's are the same. 1661 01:17:33,386 --> 01:17:34,788 Oh, I think not. 1662 01:17:36,823 --> 01:17:39,693 The old Duke of Cheshire! 1663 01:17:39,693 --> 01:17:42,162 Hello, again. 1664 01:17:49,350 --> 01:17:52,539 Now I get to kill you all over again. 1665 01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:58,178 Oh, dear! 1666 01:18:20,900 --> 01:18:22,435 My love, it's me. 1667 01:18:25,739 --> 01:18:27,440 Eleanor? 1668 01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:30,744 Yes, my love. 1669 01:18:33,146 --> 01:18:35,415 You are not my Eleanor. 1670 01:18:47,894 --> 01:18:48,962 Oh! 1671 01:18:48,962 --> 01:18:49,863 No! 1672 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,741 Very impressive. 1673 01:19:01,741 --> 01:19:03,476 It seems we have a draw. 1674 01:19:05,450 --> 01:19:06,513 What? 1675 01:19:06,513 --> 01:19:09,749 Virginia is free to go, as are you young man. 1676 01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:12,819 But as you did not beat me, Sir Simon, 1677 01:19:12,819 --> 01:19:17,357 you must remain here forever. 1678 01:19:17,357 --> 01:19:19,590 No! You can't! 1679 01:19:19,590 --> 01:19:20,694 Please. 1680 01:19:20,694 --> 01:19:23,463 Do not be sad, Virginia. 1681 01:19:23,463 --> 01:19:25,465 These last few weeks have been the happiest 1682 01:19:25,465 --> 01:19:28,535 I've had for 300 years. 1683 01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:36,476 I'm sorry, Eleanor. 1684 01:19:50,156 --> 01:19:51,558 What? 1685 01:20:01,968 --> 01:20:03,536 Well, that's that. 1686 01:20:06,873 --> 01:20:08,942 Goodbye, Virginia. 1687 01:20:08,942 --> 01:20:10,243 Henry. 1688 01:20:10,243 --> 01:20:11,745 Please, no! 1689 01:20:11,745 --> 01:20:14,180 Until we meet again. 1690 01:20:22,155 --> 01:20:23,423 Come on, Virginia! 1691 01:20:24,891 --> 01:20:26,259 Wake up, Sis! 1692 01:20:26,259 --> 01:20:28,695 Please, wake up! 1693 01:20:28,695 --> 01:20:30,597 I'll never play another prank! 1694 01:20:30,597 --> 01:20:31,398 Pumpkin! 1695 01:20:31,398 --> 01:20:33,400 Oh! 1696 01:20:34,901 --> 01:20:36,200 Virginia! 1697 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:38,380 Oh, oh my darling! 1698 01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:39,406 Oh! 1699 01:20:39,406 --> 01:20:41,141 You're back! 1700 01:20:41,141 --> 01:20:42,342 She's back! 1701 01:20:42,342 --> 01:20:43,610 Impossible! 1702 01:20:43,610 --> 01:20:45,879 Pumpkin, my pumpkin, you're back! 1703 01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:48,615 I knew she'd be fine. 1704 01:20:48,615 --> 01:20:49,616 Yeah, me too. 1705 01:20:50,717 --> 01:20:52,719 Wait, Sir Simon! 1706 01:20:53,987 --> 01:20:55,455 Oh! 1707 01:21:17,210 --> 01:21:19,112 It's all over now, pumpkin. 1708 01:21:19,112 --> 01:21:19,879 You're safe. 1709 01:21:21,748 --> 01:21:26,586 All he wanted was to be with his wife. 1710 01:21:26,586 --> 01:21:29,789 "When a little girl can ask 1711 01:21:29,789 --> 01:21:33,893 for freedom from the angel's grasp. 1712 01:21:33,893 --> 01:21:37,330 When the barren almond bears, 1713 01:21:37,330 --> 01:21:42,235 and a golden child gives away her tears, 1714 01:21:42,235 --> 01:21:46,539 then shall all the house be still 1715 01:21:46,539 --> 01:21:49,976 and peace come to Canterville." 1716 01:22:05,725 --> 01:22:06,626 Hm? 1717 01:22:08,428 --> 01:22:09,496 Virginia! 1718 01:22:09,496 --> 01:22:10,697 Sir Simon! 1719 01:22:10,697 --> 01:22:12,165 I hope you're looking forward 1720 01:22:12,165 --> 01:22:14,934 to an eternity in a glass jar, you fiend! 1721 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:17,971 Oh, yeah. 1722 01:22:17,971 --> 01:22:18,738 Huh? 1723 01:22:18,738 --> 01:22:19,739 It was us. 1724 01:22:20,573 --> 01:22:21,708 Oh! 1725 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:22,575 - Simon? - Huh? 1726 01:22:23,376 --> 01:22:24,411 Eleanor! 1727 01:22:28,515 --> 01:22:31,418 Thank you, my dear Virginia. 1728 01:22:32,819 --> 01:22:36,189 What took you so long? 1729 01:22:36,189 --> 01:22:38,825 There are more things in heaven and earth 1730 01:22:38,825 --> 01:22:41,761 than I dreamt of in my philosophy. 1731 01:22:41,761 --> 01:22:44,431 Hamlet, ish. 1732 01:22:44,431 --> 01:22:46,332 Very good, Mr. Otis. 1733 01:22:46,332 --> 01:22:48,468 There's hope for you yet! 1734 01:22:56,676 --> 01:22:58,478 That's better. 1735 01:22:58,478 --> 01:23:00,747 Everything's in its proper place. 1736 01:23:02,482 --> 01:23:07,120 If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a loose end. 1737 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:11,691 Now you remember, young miss, time trickles by so fast. 1738 01:23:11,691 --> 01:23:13,593 You be sure to make the most of it. 1739 01:23:15,362 --> 01:23:16,563 Oh. 1740 01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:26,606 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1741 01:23:29,376 --> 01:23:30,477 Oh. 1742 01:23:30,477 --> 01:23:31,644 Oh, I want it! 1743 01:23:31,644 --> 01:23:32,746 I've got it! 1744 01:23:34,881 --> 01:23:36,316 Oh, yay! That was a good catch, 1745 01:23:36,316 --> 01:23:37,150 my dear! 1746 01:23:37,150 --> 01:23:39,452 Let's go have an adventure. 1747 01:23:39,452 --> 01:23:40,860 Righto. 1748 01:23:44,324 --> 01:23:45,191 Oh, yay! 1749 01:23:47,193 --> 01:23:48,795 Bye, Virginia! 1750 01:23:50,397 --> 01:23:52,650 Oh, are you crying, dear? 1751 01:23:52,650 --> 01:23:54,834 Oh, wow! No. 1752 01:23:54,834 --> 01:23:56,690 I mean, yes, I am. 1753 01:23:56,690 --> 01:23:57,203 Yay! 1754 01:23:57,203 --> 01:23:58,605 Love you, pumpkin! 1755 01:24:00,607 --> 01:24:03,109 And now the house is calm and still, 1756 01:24:07,347 --> 01:24:10,817 for peace has come to Canterville. 1757 01:28:10,223 --> 01:28:11,591 It was the ghost! 1758 01:28:11,591 --> 01:28:13,360 We don't have a ghost anymore, Kent! 1759 01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:15,195 It was Louis!