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Some people are born winners.

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Tom Brady,

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LeBron James,

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Joey Chestnut

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and also me.

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My name is Dusty Boyd,

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but most people on planet Earth
know me as The Hammer.

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My dad gave me that nickname
before he even told me my real name.

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Yeah, that's the way to go, Hammer. Yeah.

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And he trained me like a tennis racehorse.

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Cardio, strength training,
taping tennis rackets to my hands.

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My dad wasn't like other dads.

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He didn't teach me how to read.
He taught me how to hit.

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We're on our way, Hammer!

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And it worked.
I broke every single USTA junior record.

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Wins, aces, shutouts.
You name it, they were mine.

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And soon the world took notice.

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No, Dave. I don't hit hard.

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I hit the hardest.

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And before I even graduated high school,

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- I lived out me and my dad's dream.
- Dusty, over here!

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- I turned pro.
- Right here! Dusty, over here!

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And that, my friends,
is my incredible true story.

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So, does anybody have any questions?

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Yeah, are we ever gonna
hit a ******* ball?

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This lesson sucks ***.

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I meant does anybody have any questions
about the story that I was just telling?

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And that was very clear, wasn't it?

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Very clear story.
And I've actually got a question, King.

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This is what I was looking for.
PJ, go ahead.

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Why does it still give me chills
every **** time I hear it?

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- Gives me chills too.
- Seriously, I think, like,

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- you're one of the best--
- If you're so good,

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how come you work for your dad
teaching nine-year-olds?

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I think these punks need to hear
the Andy Roddick story.

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- Oh, you do, do you?
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

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- Please don't tell another story.
- Vero Beach Classic.

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Oh, my God!

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The year was 2000. Me versus Andy Roddick.

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He was technically the bigger name,
but everybody was there to see me.

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Love you, Hammer!

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We'd played a couple times as amateurs.

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And every time I saw him,
I used to cream his ***.

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No other way to say it.

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Pretty sure there is.

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But this was the first time
meeting as professionals.

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- And I was crushing him.
- Yes.

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Way to go, Hammer.

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That's my son.

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That's where evil Mr. Andy
decided to play dirty.

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Yeah. He tried to ice me
by taking a bathroom break.

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So I ran down there to confront him.

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Slipped on a wet spot.

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- And shattered my wrist.
- Ow!

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Roddick!

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And in doing so,
I shattered my very promising career.

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- What?
- Obviously, Andy Frauddick,

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he'd slicked down the floor
with some type of substance.

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And that means that all of
Roddick's professional achievements,

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like winning the US Open
and marrying supermodel Brooklyn Decker,

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those are all actually Dusty's.

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That's actually a really interesting idea.

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- I'd never thought of that. I guess--
- I'm sorry.

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How does that make
his accomplishments yours again?

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Yeah, I'm struggling to
connect those dots as well.

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Well, maybe you need to go
to dot-connecting lessons.

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Nice burn.

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Anyway, I'm done talking to you guys.
I've gotten very bored.

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I don't think you're gonna
learn the lessons.

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So you guys wanna
hit some tennis ***** or what?

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- Yes. Finally. Oh, my God! Please.
- Yes. Please.

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One second.

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Something I need to do.

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- Hey!
- Sorry about that.

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- Little help?
- Yeah. My pleasure.

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Here's your pickleball.

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In the garbage!

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This is a tennis club, lady.

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- *******!
- I heard that.

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Good. I wanted you to.
That's why I said it so loudly.

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Okay, pickleball lady. Let's do this.

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Peej. I have a game.

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You like games.
You play pickleball, right?

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- See this quarter?
- Yes.

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Place it anywhere you want on the court
and I got one shot to hit it.

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If I hit it, you're banned for life.

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And if I miss, I will waive
your membership fees for a year.

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Oh. I'm banned?

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Well, it doesn't matter
because I'm not a member here.

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I'm just taking a lesson.

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So let's do this. I'll sweeten the deal.

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If I miss this shot,

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I'll toss in these.

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Dusty, no. Not your 1999 Buick LeSabre?

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Yes. I will toss in my 1999 Buick LeSabre
with under 200,000 miles on it.

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Now I'm torn.

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Don't really wanna talk to you anymore,
but I do wanna see if you can hit it.

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What to do? Okay.

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Let's play.

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Anywhere?

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Anywhere you want.

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I choose there.

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Tricky. In the corner.

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Yes!

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Get out! Get out! Get out!

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Jesus.

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Get your pickleball *** out of here.

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Before you go.

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Smile, you're banned.

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Whatever. Man.

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Yeah!

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Can you read what it says
on my nameplate, Dusty?

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Of course I can, Dad.

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It says, "Chuck Boyd.
President of Tennis Operations."

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Holy ****.

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- Sounds like a pretty important guy, huh?
- Yeah.

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Not that type who'd wanna see his son
dressing like a slob, showing up late,

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- banning people from the club.
- Right.

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You know, the truth is it's not just you.

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This whole club's heading down a bad path
and I'm about to right the ship.

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I'm hosting a dinner tonight
for all the top brass and you as well.

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Top brass and I'll be there.

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**** right, you will.
And you will not embarrass me.

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You will show up on time,
you won't wear some stupid headband,

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and you'll bring a plus-one
to show these people

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I did not raise
some kind of hopeless loser.

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Yes, sir.

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You free tonight, my man?

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Let me think about that.

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Not him!

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Bring that girl you've been seeing.
You know, the pretty one.

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Unfortunately, Marisa and I… We broke up.

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Well, go over and apologize
and get her back.

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- It's complicated.
- Go.

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Okay. I feel like we spent this whole time
talking about me.

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How are you doing?

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I'm gonna get going.
I'm gonna go do what you asked me to do.

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Come on. You got it.

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Well, well, well.

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Look who came crawling back
like I knew he would.

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- Nope. Changed my mind. Not doing this.
- Wait!

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- No, I can't do this, Marisa.
- Yes, you can.

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- No, I actually can't.
- Come back.

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What do you want?

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- I need a favor.
- Okay.

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I need you to pretend
we're back together for one night

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and come to a dinner at my dad's house.

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Oh, my God!

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You boys love
your little games, don't you?

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One minute, I'm the worst person ever.
You never wanna see me again.

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I believe you even called me "unfaithful."

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I called you that, Marisa,
because you cheated on me.

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Dusty?

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- What?
- It was one time.

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It was eight times.

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Yeah, but it was with one guy.

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It was with nine guys!

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Oh, my God.

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What, are you Rain Man?
You remember everything.

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Look, Marisa,
will you please just do me this favor?

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- Please.
- Okay, fine.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, it's so true.

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Have you read anything
by that author Malcolm Gladwell?

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His piece about The Beatles
being good because they practiced.

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Well, it knocked me on my goddamn ***.

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No, I think about it constantly.

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- Really?
- Yeah. I'm serious.

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- Dad, look who I brought.
- Marisa.

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I hope we're not late, Chuck.

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We were trying to make you a grandson.

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Well, actually, you're not late at all
for a change, dirty dog.

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I'm a dirty dog.

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- I just love the way *** feels…
- Yeah.

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…with my girlfriend.

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Very good.

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Very good.

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- Please, have a seat, everyone.
- Please, have a seat.

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- Thank you for having us, sir.
- Yeah.

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Tennis.

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Elegance.

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Aesthetic perfection.

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But tennis isn't just a sport.

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She's a living, breathing animal,

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and she needs our protection.

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An epidemic is sweeping across
our once great nation.

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And its name is…

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pickleball.

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- The novel coronavirus of sports.
- Yeah.

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We gave these clowns
Mountain Crest's worst court

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as a sort of
hand sanitizer/mask type of deal.

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And now these pickleballers
want more courts.

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I can't hold off
the expansion vote much longer.

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And if we lose, the spread may never stop.

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Our club is one of the final strongholds.

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We have a responsibility
to become the vaccine

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so that someday we can
completely stop talking about them.

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Even if they still exist
in similar numbers.

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- The end.
- Well…

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- Wow.
- That was great, Dad.

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The metaphor held up
the whole **** time, Chuck.

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But, Chuck,
if these jokers have the numbers,

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I mean, what can we even do?

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I'll tell you what we can do, Gary.
We can duel.

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Like with guns?

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Sadly, no.

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With tennis rackets.

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I made a discovery in the club charter.

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We can sidestep the vote
with a duel match.

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Each side picks a champion,
and we settle it on the tennis court.

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- Well, that's a neat rule.
- Great.

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Gosh, what did…
What did they used to duel over?

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- Things like this, bylaws and stuff.
- What kinda stuff?

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Just stuff.

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You know, what…
what's allowed, what isn't,

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who can join the club, etcetera.

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Who couldn't join before?

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I don't know, Kris.

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It's an old club.
I don't have a whole list in front of me.

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The rule is a good rule.
It's helping us now.

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Okay? It's a good rule.

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- Just drop it.
- What… Just who couldn't--

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I know. But I would just say with my dad…

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- Let's eat.
- …just drop it. Let's eat.

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- So, all right.
- Great.

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Well, let's talk some strategy.

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The pickleballers
will put Skip in the duel.

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- Oh, God.
- And he used to be

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a **** of a tennis player
before he went to the dark side.

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So, who do we throw at him?

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Well, the club tourney's this weekend.
Maybe we do a little scouting?

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Yeah, and whoever wins that
should probably be our guy.

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What, is this a joke?

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Very funny.

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Of course, I'll do it. I'll play.

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It isn't gonna be you.

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Of course it's gonna be me.
Who else is it gonna be?

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Hey, Gary. Would you please tell my dad
that I'm the best player at the club?

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Actually, I have to pop into the kitchen
and check on my cobbler.

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- Your cobbler?
- Yeah, I put a liqueur in it so--

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It's nothing personal, Son.
We just can't trust you.

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I mean, even Gene knows that.

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- Me?
- Gene, tell him.

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What… What's that, Gary?

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He didn't say anything.

246
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,574
I think Gary needs help with that cobbler.

247
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,310
- How is this even a discussion?
- Coming, Gary.

248
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,120
I was on the pro tour.

249
00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:20,680
And what do you have to show for it?

250
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:24,551
Some stories of being stomped on
by players who actually delivered.

251
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:28,210
Boy, that must be one big old *******
of a cobbler.

252
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,589
No such thing as too much help.

253
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,724
You're not a winner.

254
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:34,194
Come on, hon. Gotta do some CPR.
Cobbler Pie Resuscitation.

255
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,762
Dad, can I talk to you for a second?

256
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,330
- I don't see any cobbler.
- Shush!

257
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,660
This is ridiculous, Dad.
I'm the best player and you know it.

258
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,935
Well, then prove it. Win the club tourney.

259
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,700
Give me a break.
I haven't done those since I was a kid.

260
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,572
It's just a bunch of dentists and ****.

261
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:49,420
Well, it should be easy for you.
Win the tourney, you'll be my choice.

262
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,110
Fair enough?

263
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,611
Yeah, fair enough.

264
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,218
How you feeling, King?

265
00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,386
Disrespected.

266
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,454
I won't be long.

267
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,970
When you **** off The Hammer,
everyone's a nail.

268
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,744
You're crushing these old people, Dusty.

269
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,417
- **** it!
- Yes, King!

270
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,253
****, ****, ****.

271
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,321
Yeah. Yeah.

272
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,266
Yeah!

273
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:49,469
We're at match point, everybody.
Where do you guys want it?

274
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:52,305
Neil, you pick. It's your funeral, honey.
Where do you want it?

275
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,940
Just get it over with.

276
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,981
That's right, *******.
The king remains the king.

277
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,483
Hey, Neil, you stay there.

278
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,852
You look tired enough.
I'll come to you, okay?

279
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,521
- Thank you so much.
- Check this **** out.

280
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,195
My wrist!

281
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:18,331
Looks like you didn't quite
make it over the net there.

282
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,336
Hurt your wrist again?

283
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,306
I'm going with Neil for the duel.

284
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,540
Thanks, Chuck.

285
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,420
But you said if I won.

286
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,643
I also said I couldn't trust you.

287
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,513
And you proved me right once again.

288
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,716
Come on, man.

289
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,451
Well, good game, *******.

290
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,721
So, are you ***ually active, Dusty?

291
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,723
Yeah, but I'm more just here
for the wrist.

292
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:47,694
Right, right, the wrist. Seems you
reaggravated an old scaphoid injury

293
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,310
trying to jump over a tennis net
to impress your friend PJ.

294
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,632
- Was that right?
- My chart says that?

295
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,901
No, your dad told me. We talk a lot.

296
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,903
Yeah, this isn't even
your paperwork, actually.

297
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,710
- But…
- Let me take a look.

298
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,641
I just gotta get back on the court
and show my dad he can still count on me.

299
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,343
- How does this feel? Okay.
- It hurts.

300
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,377
- It's not broken…
- Right.

301
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,912
…but there is a lot of inflammation.

302
00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,248
You know, there is a sport
that's way easier on your joints

303
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,350
that could help you stay loose
while you heal.

304
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,185
Really?
And it'll help me get back to tennis?

305
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,186
- Yeah.
- What is it?

306
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,555
- Pickleball.
- I could punch you in the face right now.

307
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,858
Okay. Listen.
I injured my shoulder last year.

308
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,861
- I'm telling you that game saved my life.
- Really?

309
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,530
- What happened to your shoulder?
- Got bit.

310
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,598
- By an animal?
- No, by a person.

311
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,268
Listen,
I know pickleball is sort of dorky,

312
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,537
but it's the fastest road
back to tennis for you.

313
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,720
And it's really fun.

314
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,273
Give it a shot. Play one time.

315
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,908
- See if you like it.
- I'm not gonna play.

316
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,777
But maybe you could, I don't know,
hook me up with something for the pain.

317
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,579
I'm not that kinda doctor, Dusty.

318
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,880
I'll tell you what I'll do.

319
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:45,218
I'm gonna get you a brace and I will
write you up a little something, okay?

320
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,886
- My man. Thank you.
- Yeah.

321
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,955
But do me a favor.

322
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,294
Is this some kind of a joke?
I can't fill this.

323
00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:56,960
Why not?

324
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,133
You wrote a prescription for pickleball?

325
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,302
Yeah, I thought it'd be kinda cute.

326
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,371
You didn't actually bring it
to the pharmacy, did you?

327
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,474
No. Of course not. I'm not an idiot.

328
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,430
How is the Sticky Honey thing working out?

329
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,313
'Cause if you use my referral code,
we get ten extra sticky points.

330
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,661
Okay.

331
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:32,832
Let's go private.

332
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,506
Okay.

333
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,510
Pickle mixer?

334
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,513
That is not cool.

335
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,754
Sign up.

336
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,170
You're the man.

337
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,787
Hit it. I'm gonna get it.

338
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,230
Oh, no.

339
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,228
There's a new guy.

340
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,563
Fresh pickle.

341
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,735
Like, don't waste time.
I can't stand that when people are late.

342
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,572
You know, if you gonna play, play.
If you don't wanna go, don't sign up.

343
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,907
Look who decided to join us.

344
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,810
Hey, kid. Where you think you're going?

345
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,579
You're the new sign-up, right?

346
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,216
Yeah, there's just been a little bit
of a misunderstanding.

347
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,751
Are you Dustin Boyd?

348
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,530
Yeah. I'm… I am. But I didn't sign up--

349
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:03,656
You're our fourth. Come on in here.
Let's be pickle pals.

350
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:06,926
I signed up, but not for this.
It was just a technolog--

351
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,940
Cut the ****, kid.

352
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,397
You didn't think you'd be playing
with a bunch of old ladies,

353
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,998
so you're trying to bail.

354
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:13,933
But we don't have numbers without you.

355
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,769
And I came to get a sweat, *****.

356
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:19,673
So, I play with Judy,
you play with Candace. Let's go.

357
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,175
Hi, I'm Candace.

358
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,413
Is that a 1999 Buick LeSabre
you pulled up in?

359
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,947
I always wanted one of those.

360
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:31,618
Yes, it is. And it's under 200,000 miles.

361
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:33,620
And look,
I'm sorry about the whole, you know--

362
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:34,688
My banishment?

363
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:35,722
Yeah, sorry about that.

364
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,692
I'm over it.
Just make it up to me on the court.

365
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,270
- That I can do.
- Are you guys ready?

366
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,429
Give us just a second.

367
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,298
I'm assuming this is
your first time playing.

368
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,700
Well, I think it's gonna be just fine.

369
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,369
I'm a former tennis pro,
so I'm not really sweating pickleball.

370
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,437
It's not tennis.

371
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,971
I know, it's pickleball. It's even worse.

372
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:56,643
Okay, okay. So, that light blue area is
the no-volley zone or the kitchen line.

373
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,645
You can't step over that line
unless somebody hits--

374
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,914
Okay. Look, I give the lessons.
I don't take 'em.

375
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,883
Yeah, I saw the lessons you give.
We should go over this.

376
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,819
Look, I hate to lose.

377
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,588
Then we have one thing in common.
'Cause so do I.

378
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,157
- Okay.
- I'm hot. Let's bang one out.

379
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,994
- Let's go.
- Let's do this.

380
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,496
Come on.

381
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,333
You know we serve underhand?

382
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,668
What's that?

383
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:24,400
- Underhand only.
- No, I know, obviously.

384
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,338
- Okay.
- Warming up my arm.

385
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,406
Figured you knew.

386
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,475
Let's go.

387
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,779
Oh, brother.

388
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,315
Your guys' serve.
You gotta serve it underhand though.

389
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,950
0-0-1.

390
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:44,357
Easy, tiger.
You don't have to swing so hard.

391
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,693
Actually, lady, I do.

392
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,695
Is that Daffy Duck?

393
00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:49,963
No, it's a hammer.

394
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,320
'Cause I'm powerful.

395
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,367
- Okay.
- 1-0-1.

396
00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,539
Take it. Nice.

397
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,707
- Nice.
- Bang!

398
00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:01,941
Mine. Mine!

399
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,878
Oh, yeah!

400
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,880
Got any jokes about that, ladies?

401
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,114
Actually, yes.

402
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,716
Your foot was in the kitchen.

403
00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:11,718
Actually, your whole body
was in the kitchen.

404
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:12,886
It's their point.

405
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,721
A lot of times we'll say something like,

406
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:17,791
"Hey, chef, grab me a snack
when you're in there." Or…

407
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,659
Do the dishes
while you're in there, *****.

408
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,562
Do the dishes
while you're in there, *****.

409
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,631
Do the dishes
while you're in there, *****.

410
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,832
Do the dishes while you're in there,

411
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:26,900
- *****.
- In there, *****.

412
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,736
- Do the dishes while you're in there.
- Yeah, Gail says that one mostly.

413
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:34,740
Or sometimes I like to say,
"Where's the butter knife?"

414
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,744
Because sometimes you go into
the kitchen and you get a pat of butter,

415
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,479
and you get a-a muffin,

416
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:44,150
and you go sit on your favorite couch
to watch your favorite TV show,

417
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:48,880
and you look down and you just
have a muffin and a pat of butter, and--

418
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,190
Okay, I got it. Enough. Enough.

419
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,425
*****, get on them dishes.

420
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,561
*****, get on them dishes.

421
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,960
- Stop calling me a *****.
- *****, get on them dishes.

422
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,431
- Just stay out of the **** kitchen.
- Fine!

423
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,360
- Net!
- Come on!

424
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,838
Don't have to hit it that hard.

425
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,440
**** it!

426
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,100
You're making improvements, Dusty!

427
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:11,878
Does he not get it?

428
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,490
- ********.
- You gon' put a hole in that net!

429
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:20,453
Get it, get it.

430
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,122
Get it, get it, get it, get it.

431
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,459
That went far. Great hit!

432
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,528
That was a great hit.

433
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,297
What are you thinking, man? Home run!

434
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,135
That's in. That's in.

435
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,202
That was out!

436
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:37,771
That was not out. That was in!

437
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,472
It hit the line! It was in!

438
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,976
Are you blind? It was clearly in!

439
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:44,440
But it was out.

440
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:46,146
I'm gonna kill this woman!

441
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,781
- Let's go, serve it.
- Wait a minute.

442
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,817
- What? I'm fine.
- Take the temperature down. Two seconds.

443
00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:52,819
- You take the temperature down.
- You'll play better.

444
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,655
Yeah!

445
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,570
**** it, lady!

446
00:20:57,157 --> 00:21:00,326
Stop swinging so hard.
Come on, this is game point.

447
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,995
No, I know, I know. I got it, I got it.

448
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,640
- We need this.
- It's gonna be fine.

449
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,680
- I can't believe that this is happening.
- Game point.

450
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,402
This is shocking.

451
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,271
I'm so much better than them.

452
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:17,744
Get it.

453
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,346
Nice.

454
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,817
- I got it.
- Get back!

455
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,461
Dink!

456
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,864
- Yes! Yes!
- Did you just call me a dink, Gail?

457
00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:39,990
Did you just call me a dink?

458
00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:41,368
If anyone's a dink,
you're the goddamn dink, Gail!

459
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,869
That's game, baby!

460
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:45,472
You've got dink written
all over your face. I'm no dink!

461
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,420
- Dusty.
- What? She called me a dink!

462
00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:53,213
Right. The name
of the fricking shot is the dink.

463
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,982
- I know! She called me a dink and I'm--
- She wasn't calling you a dink!

464
00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:58,118
- She just called me a dink!
- She was talking about the shot!

465
00:21:58,218 --> 00:22:01,388
I know, because the shot's called a dink.
That's what I was saying!

466
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,722
Calm down!

467
00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:04,691
- Everybody thinks you're freaking out!
- You calm down.

468
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,494
- Calm down! You're being a sore loser!
- No one thinks I'm freaking out.

469
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,796
- Does anyone think I'm freaking out?
- You're being a sore loser!

470
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,498
- Everybody--
- They're all saying no!

471
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,660
I hate this stupid game!

472
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,401
I'm leaving!

473
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,403
- Hey, kid!
- What?

474
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,737
You want a rematch?

475
00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:19,739
Yes, I'd like that opportunity.

476
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,808
Loser buys lunch!

477
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,177
Gracias.

478
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,312
Boy, when I woke up this morning,

479
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:32,850
I had no idea that I'd be getting treated
to tacos by the Harry Styles.

480
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,821
- Harry Styles.
- I don't know.

481
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:39,192
I think he's got
a Chalamet thing going on.

482
00:22:39,259 --> 00:22:40,760
Do you get that all the time?

483
00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:42,529
Do I get Timothée Chalamet?

484
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,197
No, never once in my life.

485
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,666
How do you guys know each other?
What's this group of friends?

486
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,735
Well, I used to be
Gail's personal assistant.

487
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:52,739
She was a big time lawyer
up until the "incident."

488
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,674
Yeah, it was a misunderstanding.

489
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:55,775
She punched a cop.

490
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,345
I didn't know he was a cop at the time.

491
00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,546
He was wearing a uniform.

492
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,281
Whose side are you on anyway?

493
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:04,217
The cop's, and I said so at the trial.

494
00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:06,119
You work with them too?

495
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,922
I'm the new kid. Just a pickleball friend.

496
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,391
This is one of the 10,000 hobbies
she took up

497
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,693
after she got divorced and went crazy.

498
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,290
- I did not go crazy! No.
- Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

499
00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,531
I experienced
the classic stages of a breakup

500
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,634
that every woman experiences
at some point.

501
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,136
She bought a big, fat snake.

502
00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:25,138
You bought a big, fat snake?

503
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,207
I thought maybe
I could be one of those people

504
00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:29,743
you see with a snake around their neck
at the grocery store.

505
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,440
How'd that work out for ya?

506
00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:32,645
Not good. Not good at all.

507
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:33,947
Yeah, I'm sure.

508
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,548
- What?
- All right.

509
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,318
You know what? This was really weird,

510
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,320
- but I do… And fun. I had a good time.
- And fun.

511
00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:42,322
Thank you guys for the game,
but I gotta boogie.

512
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,656
- I appreciate ya.
- Hey. Wait.

513
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,992
Actually, could you give me a ride home?

514
00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:47,327
Couldn't your friends do it?

515
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:48,895
Not me, I walked.

516
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,630
I rode my scooter.

517
00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:51,731
Race you to the Buick.

518
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:52,999
Okay.

519
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:54,834
But we have to do this again.

520
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:58,405
By this, I mean,
you lose and buy us tacos.

521
00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:01,675
Look at that face!

522
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,577
Thank you!

523
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,448
Hey, you should play again.

524
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,850
You could be a great pickleballer.

525
00:24:10,984 --> 00:24:13,860
A great pickleballer? I pass.

526
00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:16,690
Why? Just because the name sucks,
and it looks kind of dorky,

527
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:20,460
and most people out there are out of shape
and have never played a sport before?

528
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,195
Yes, those are the exact reasons.

529
00:24:22,262 --> 00:24:25,632
But that is why we could dominate, Dusty.

530
00:24:25,699 --> 00:24:28,101
It could be such a bloodbath.

531
00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:31,204
It's just not for me.
It's just a little bit too goofy for me.

532
00:24:31,705 --> 00:24:33,390
Okay, I got it.

533
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:38,812
Wow. I cannot believe you would
gamble with a machine like this.

534
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:42,315
- Okay. Okay.
- She's a beauty.

535
00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:44,818
- It's got a cigarette lighter…
- Okay.

536
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,721
- …a tape deck, a manual recline lever.
- Yeah.

537
00:24:49,456 --> 00:24:50,457
Wow!

538
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:54,461
This is it.

539
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:55,562
Right here?

540
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:56,896
- Yep.
- All right.

541
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,232
Anyhoo, thanks for the ride.

542
00:24:59,299 --> 00:25:00,900
Hey, gimme your phone.

543
00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:02,350
For what?

544
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,690
Just gimme.

545
00:25:04,404 --> 00:25:05,505
What are you doing?

546
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:09,743
Now you have my number
for when you change your mind

547
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,644
and wanna come play pickleball with me.

548
00:25:13,747 --> 00:25:15,515
- Thanks again.
- You got it.

549
00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:18,752
Remember, Dusty, we could dominate.

550
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:19,853
Bloodbath!

551
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:30,263
Why did we have to drive 45 minutes
to a sporting goods store?

552
00:25:30,397 --> 00:25:31,998
They have all this stuff at the pro shop.

553
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:33,990
Well, better selection.

554
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,935
Plus, I feel like we don't get to spend
enough quality time together.

555
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,104
Yeah, I've been thinking that as well.

556
00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:39,939
Here it is.

557
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,609
Look at this. Pickleball.

558
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:44,711
So stupid.

559
00:25:45,245 --> 00:25:47,781
Yo, imagine if I bought one of these

560
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:51,284
as like a goof on
the salesperson or whatever.

561
00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:53,190
I don't even know where to laugh.

562
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,688
- Picture this.
- Yeah.

563
00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:58,291
- It's me, but I'm actually buying…
- Yeah.

564
00:25:58,358 --> 00:25:59,359
Good, they have it.

565
00:25:59,459 --> 00:26:04,698
Okay, this paddle right here,
but with a totally straight face.

566
00:26:04,798 --> 00:26:06,132
Okay, I just got it.

567
00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:08,435
It's like kind of
alternative style comedy…

568
00:26:08,468 --> 00:26:10,704
- Yes. Walk up there…
- … like Andy Kaufman.

569
00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:12,806
But I'm gonna actually buy it
and take it home.

570
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:17,143
So give me, like, literally one second
to see which one's the funniest.

571
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,379
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- It's Andy. Andy!

572
00:26:19,479 --> 00:26:21,147
This would be the funniest.
So I'll bet with the total--

573
00:26:21,214 --> 00:26:22,215
Dusty, look.

574
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,500
It's fricking Roddick.

575
00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:26,553
- Andy!
- Hi, Andy.

576
00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,540
How are you? Nice to see you.

577
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,823
You know what we should do as a joke?

578
00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:34,940
We should crawl outta here
and sneak out the back.

579
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,496
Joking time's over, Dusty.

580
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,331
- Look at him, acting all ****y.
- Yeah.

581
00:26:38,398 --> 00:26:40,500
- We gotta go rattle his cage, man.
- I would.

582
00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:43,300
You know I would, but we wasted so much
time on your stupid prank thing,

583
00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,771
we don't have the time.
We gotta get back to work.

584
00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:48,174
You have to! You're out here doing
groundbreaking guerrilla comedy.

585
00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:51,778
Meanwhile, he's reduced to signing
some random book like a loser.

586
00:26:51,845 --> 00:26:54,848
That's not a random book, it's his book.
He wrote it. That's not--

587
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,683
- But it should be your book, Dusty.
- I agree.

588
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,852
These are your stories. You won the Opens.

589
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,920
Take a breath. Don't get hot.
Don't get… PJ, I know you're…

590
00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:02,422
- Yo, Roddick!
- No!

591
00:27:04,524 --> 00:27:06,926
Andy! Hey, brother.

592
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:10,196
Dusty. Dusty Boyd. Hammer.

593
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:12,532
- Oh, yeah, mate. Chuck's son. Yeah.
- Yeah, Chuck's son.

594
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:15,268
- Yeah, good seeing you, brother.
- Good to see you. It's been a while.

595
00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:17,537
How's your dad doing?
Is… At the same club?

596
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,706
We both are still at the club, actually.

597
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,708
- You work for him?
- No, I work with him.

598
00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,276
We kinda co-run the place.

599
00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:25,712
Why does your shirt say,
"Junior Tennis Instructor"?

600
00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:28,615
That didn't exactly sound like
begging for forgiveness, Andy.

601
00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:30,717
- I'd slow down with that.
- You wanna try again?

602
00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:31,951
What's he talking about?

603
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,550
He's talking about
the 2000 Vero Beach Classic.

604
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,556
This pimp had you dead to rights.

605
00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:39,726
2000, I won that year, and who's the pimp?

606
00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:40,994
- He's the pimp!
- Not a pimp.

607
00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:42,662
I'm sorry, I'm so lost.

608
00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:46,660
How'd you slick the floor down?
Grease? Oil?

609
00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:48,234
A third, more sinister option?

610
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,170
I'm so confused.

611
00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:52,500
It's just my friend's getting
a little hot--

612
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,730
You're such a liar.

613
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,408
You kiss Brooklyn Decker
with that lying tongue?

614
00:27:55,475 --> 00:27:58,478
I mean, I do. She loves it.
But I'm not lying.

615
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,814
- Anyways, man, it was good to see you.
- You too, Andy.

616
00:28:00,914 --> 00:28:03,830
- Tell your old man I said hello. Okay.
- Will do. Great to see you, man.

617
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,918
- Congrats on the book. Yeah.
- Cheers, thanks.

618
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,989
Dusty, I've realized that you haven't been
completely honest with me.

619
00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:13,727
Roddick's an even bigger ********
than you said.

620
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,761
Yeah.

621
00:28:15,395 --> 00:28:16,663
Yeah. Thanks, Peej.

622
00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:18,765
- I mean, he's totally lying.
- Yeah.

623
00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:20,266
So frustrating, right?

624
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:21,868
That's annoying as ****.

625
00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:22,936
Agreed.

626
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,357
Two promising young players here.

627
00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:47,460
Boyd has dominated the Juniors
with his powerful serve,

628
00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:49,863
but will that translate here
at the pro level?

629
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:53,433
Wow, sure did not on that point,

630
00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:55,969
but Roddick may have
just gotten lucky with timing.

631
00:29:02,609 --> 00:29:04,878
Well, I guess
he didn't get lucky after all.

632
00:29:04,978 --> 00:29:07,213
Roddick just seems to be
a way better tennis player.

633
00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:13,860
This is when it's got to be tough
to have your dad as a coach.

634
00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:16,923
It's moments like this that make me glad
I grew up without a father.

635
00:29:20,727 --> 00:29:23,630
Oh, no.

636
00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:26,990
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Go on.

637
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:29,200
Boyd seems to be running off the court?

638
00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:32,172
Possible there is
some kind of medical issue,

639
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:36,843
or maybe after all that hype,
the pressure is just too much for him.

640
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,813
That is a tough thing to see in a debut.

641
00:29:53,426 --> 00:29:55,280
All right, match point.

642
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:56,129
Oh, yes.

643
00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:58,698
I'm gonna get ya.

644
00:30:03,703 --> 00:30:05,472
Still got it! Yes!

645
00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:08,410
Would've been easier to have won that
with a dink, you know?

646
00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:09,843
Never gonna happen. No.

647
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,444
Well, that was easily the best game

648
00:30:11,544 --> 00:30:14,714
against a woman three decades
older than you I've seen you play.

649
00:30:14,781 --> 00:30:15,982
Yeah, easily.

650
00:30:16,490 --> 00:30:19,986
- Yeah! Yes!
- You're so proud of yourself.

651
00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:21,721
Well, I haven't been
getting a lot of wins lately.

652
00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,890
- Sad.
- It feels good.

653
00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:25,692
No, I know. Me neither.

654
00:30:25,725 --> 00:30:28,728
- Take 'em where we can get 'em. Cheers.
- Oh, yeah. ****, yeah.

655
00:30:31,731 --> 00:30:32,732
God.

656
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:35,235
Eleven missed calls from my ex.

657
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:36,302
Eleven?

658
00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:39,472
Don't ask. Don't wanna talk about it.

659
00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:40,974
I get it.

660
00:30:41,741 --> 00:30:44,911
There's an event
that we go to together every year,

661
00:30:44,978 --> 00:30:48,314
and he's calling me to ask me
if he can bring his new girlfriend to it.

662
00:30:49,249 --> 00:30:50,417
That *****.

663
00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:53,186
No, she's actually a really nice person.

664
00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:57,900
- She is? Well, that's great.
- I hate her 50-year-old guts so much.

665
00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:59,893
I'll be honest, I don't know
what you're looking for with this story.

666
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:02,162
- I know, I know it's confusing.
- Yeah.

667
00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:03,830
Well, here's the thing.

668
00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:08,268
When I left him,
I thought that I was gonna be the winner

669
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:09,602
- of the divorce.
- Sure.

670
00:31:09,736 --> 00:31:14,207
But now he's parading her all around,
and I'm still single.

671
00:31:14,274 --> 00:31:16,910
- And so I, of course, cannot…
- And that hurts.

672
00:31:17,744 --> 00:31:18,945
…show my face there.

673
00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:20,780
- You're not gonna go.
- No.

674
00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:23,383
- That sucks.
- Yeah.

675
00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:26,553
- But why'd you leave him?
- He was just such a child.

676
00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:28,521
He had no aspirations.

677
00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:33,930
He didn't have many friends,
just one weird friend really,

678
00:31:33,126 --> 00:31:36,863
who just was, "Yes, yes, yes"
to everything he said.

679
00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,298
He was sort of a ****-up.

680
00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:43,136
And he was always telling these boring,
boring stories about his glory days.

681
00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,804
He doesn't sound so bad.

682
00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:46,539
The truth is,

683
00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:51,311
I would've put up with all that
if he'd ever just shown up for me.

684
00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:55,882
Hey!

685
00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:58,485
You two gonna hog the court
and gab all night

686
00:31:58,551 --> 00:32:00,220
or you looking to run some pickle?

687
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,821
We'll run some pickle!

688
00:32:01,955 --> 00:32:03,590
- Is that okay with you?
- Yeah.

689
00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:05,258
- We'll be partners.
- Yep.

690
00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:08,328
- Let's do it.
- What are they though?

691
00:32:19,572 --> 00:32:20,774
- Yes!
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

692
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,900
I can't with these two.
I honestly can't do another second.

693
00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,110
- Listen. Okay, they're grunters.
- What?

694
00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:27,347
- You think?
- I've played people like this before,

695
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:30,984
and the only way to beat them
is to out-grunt them.

696
00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:33,586
Or we could beat them
by being better players, which we are.

697
00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:35,989
No, that'll never work.
We have to do it my way.

698
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,757
Grunt with me, Dusty.

699
00:32:37,857 --> 00:32:41,795
And the more erotic, the better.

700
00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:45,198
You can strategize all you want,
but it's not gonna help.

701
00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:48,134
Yeah, everyone has a plan
until they get punched in the mouth.

702
00:32:48,201 --> 00:32:49,369
- Let's just play.
- Okay.

703
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,370
- All right. Let's play.
- Okay.

704
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,410
Whatever it takes, right?

705
00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:56,209
Yeah.

706
00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:01,181
Oh, God.

707
00:33:06,219 --> 00:33:07,620
Okay.

708
00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:24,838
Ay, papi!

709
00:33:25,739 --> 00:33:26,906
Oh, my God!

710
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,743
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

711
00:33:30,910 --> 00:33:33,813
How about this?
When I yell switch, just switch.

712
00:33:33,913 --> 00:33:35,315
Well, we wouldn't have to switch so much

713
00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:38,585
if your ***** ***
wasn't playing that patty-cake ********.

714
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,388
- Come on.
- Admit it, now that was fun!

715
00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,157
Candace, it was a blast!

716
00:33:44,257 --> 00:33:45,592
- Right?
- And we won!

717
00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:47,260
- We won!
- You won!

718
00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:49,162
- You won!
- We both got a win.

719
00:33:49,262 --> 00:33:52,399
Hey, I think you should go to that thing.

720
00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:54,701
- What?
- The thing with your ex

721
00:33:54,768 --> 00:33:56,936
that you were talking about,
with his new girlfriend.

722
00:33:57,937 --> 00:33:58,938
You should go.

723
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,407
- No.
- What is it?

724
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,777
It's a charity fundraiser
at this honky-tonk I love.

725
00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:06,613
You can skip that.
Country music sucks ***.

726
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,117
Candace!

727
00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:13,787
I'm so sorry.
I don't know what just happened.

728
00:34:13,853 --> 00:34:15,880
- I'm…
- I'll tell you what happened.

729
00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:17,724
- You hit me in the face!
- I know. I don't know why I did that.

730
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,693
Well, 'cause I said
country music sucks ***.

731
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:23,530
What is happening right now?

732
00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:25,699
You said something that I find upsetting

733
00:34:25,799 --> 00:34:27,801
because that's a real trigger for me.

734
00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:30,700
- It is?
- Yes! It's a thing.

735
00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:33,730
Country music fans
who live outside the south,

736
00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:35,141
they have a very hard time with this.

737
00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:38,478
They encounter a lot of prejudice
just like that,

738
00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:39,979
and it's a serious issue.

739
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,981
This is the weirdest thing
I've ever heard in my entire life.

740
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,483
Hey, give me your phone.

741
00:34:43,550 --> 00:34:44,818
Give me your phone right now.

742
00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:47,821
What are you gonna do with my phone?

743
00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:52,158
I'm putting in a playlist
and you will love this.

744
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,661
- What is it?
- It's called "Cowgirl Classics."

745
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:58,640
Okay, I'm not gonna listen to
a "Cowgirl Classics"… Please.

746
00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:00,500
- I think you will. I think you will.
- No, I--

747
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,601
What?

748
00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:03,303
- I gotta tell you a secret.
- What?

749
00:35:03,336 --> 00:35:06,339
I got a question for you.
I can't wrap my head around this.

750
00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:07,941
Are they siblings or a couple?

751
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,343
- I cannot figure it out.
- Right?

752
00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:12,946
- 'Cause siblings don't act like that.
- It's driving me crazy.

753
00:35:14,914 --> 00:35:17,317
- I think I'm gonna ask 'em. I have to.
- You can't. You can't.

754
00:35:17,350 --> 00:35:19,252
- I will never sleep again…
- I'm gonna be really embarrassed.

755
00:35:19,352 --> 00:35:20,687
- Excuse me!
- No!

756
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,256
Couple or siblings?

757
00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:24,524
- We're partners.
- Partners.

758
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:27,961
Made it worse. Let's get out of here.

759
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,365
Pickleball is this club's future, Chuck.

760
00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:36,360
And, as self-appointed head
of this club's pickleball committee,

761
00:35:36,102 --> 00:35:41,141
I have a responsibility to press you
about a date for the expansion vote.

762
00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:43,430
We need more courts, Chuck.

763
00:35:43,109 --> 00:35:45,145
That's not the only thing
on my mind, Skip.

764
00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:47,280
You know,
we lost the tiny paper cup supplier

765
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:48,548
for the water station?

766
00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:51,151
I am so sorry. I didn't know.

767
00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:52,552
Because you didn't ask.

768
00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:54,220
Anything I can do to help with the cups?

769
00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:56,556
I think you've done enough.
You sip and crumple, Skip.

770
00:35:56,623 --> 00:35:59,590
We've all seen it.
You're a wasteful little piggy.

771
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,396
Well, this little piggy
usually brings a bottle from home.

772
00:36:03,463 --> 00:36:05,799
Usually, but not always.

773
00:36:06,399 --> 00:36:10,700
I'll tell you what.
I'll hold the expansion vote this Friday.

774
00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:11,705
Thank you so much.

775
00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:14,474
And I am gonna work on the waste.

776
00:36:14,574 --> 00:36:16,900
I'm gonna sip and reuse.

777
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,770
No more crumple.

778
00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:18,378
- Hey.
- Hey.

779
00:36:19,412 --> 00:36:20,413
Pop.

780
00:36:21,314 --> 00:36:22,315
I wouldn't.

781
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:25,752
What that ******* want? More tiny cups?

782
00:36:25,819 --> 00:36:26,820
Absolute piggy.

783
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,390
Hey, just wanted to let you know that
my wrist is feeling really great, Dad.

784
00:36:30,423 --> 00:36:32,492
Yeah, I saw the doc.
He said I'll be totally healed

785
00:36:32,592 --> 00:36:33,993
for any big matches coming up.

786
00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:35,829
Not necessary. Neil's our guy.

787
00:36:35,929 --> 00:36:39,320
Right, because of the wrist,
but what I'm saying is I'm feeling good

788
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:42,268
and I'm keeping it loose just in case
you wanted the best player.

789
00:36:42,402 --> 00:36:45,105
- The player that actually won.
- I don't need the player who won.

790
00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:46,840
I need the player who's going to win.

791
00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:48,742
Chuck! I got it! Hey.

792
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:51,211
Just wanted to show you
that, uh… I have it today.

793
00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:53,513
A Band-Aid on a bullet hole, Skip.

794
00:36:58,785 --> 00:37:00,286
What an absolute idiot.

795
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:03,623
As if he thinks a Band-Aid
is gonna stop a friggin' bullet

796
00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:05,792
from going through just like you said.

797
00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:08,228
'Cause that's a Band-Aid
on a bullet hole situation.

798
00:37:11,631 --> 00:37:13,433
Okay, well, I'm gonna boogie.

799
00:37:14,134 --> 00:37:15,802
I'll keep you updated on the wrist, Dad.

800
00:37:15,869 --> 00:37:16,970
Not necessary.

801
00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:18,905
My mind's playing tricks on me.

802
00:37:18,972 --> 00:37:20,730
Did you say, "I love you?"

803
00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:23,476
Joking with you, you goofball.

804
00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:24,611
Unless you did?

805
00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,508
Yes!

806
00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:58,278
Did you see that, Dusty?

807
00:37:58,345 --> 00:37:59,813
Unbelievable.

808
00:38:09,589 --> 00:38:12,359
Yes! Yes!

809
00:38:14,270 --> 00:38:17,197
What are you doing on your phone?
Are you filming me?

810
00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:28,541
Upload that one to Snapchat.

811
00:38:29,609 --> 00:38:31,440
Eight years old

812
00:38:31,111 --> 00:38:34,781
Couple cane poles
Sittin' down by the creek

813
00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:38,718
Lines in the water
Watchin' those bobbers

814
00:38:38,785 --> 00:38:40,954
Seein' that red sun sink

815
00:38:41,955 --> 00:38:44,791
Mama's on the porch yellin'
"Supper's hot"

816
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,494
"Y'all come and get it"

817
00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:52,298
We yelled, "Five more minutes"

818
00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:57,237
Time rolls by
The clock won't stop

819
00:38:57,303 --> 00:39:01,908
I wish I had a few more drops
Of the good stuff

820
00:39:01,975 --> 00:39:03,643
The good times

821
00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:06,813
- Oh, but they just keep on flying
- But they just keep on flying

822
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,649
Right on by like it ain't nothing

823
00:39:09,749 --> 00:39:12,519
- I wish I had me a, a pause button
- Had me a, a pause button

824
00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:14,320
- Moments like those
- Moments like this

825
00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:16,756
- Lord knows I'd hit it
- Lord knows that I'd hit it

826
00:39:18,158 --> 00:39:22,996
And give myself five more minutes

827
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:24,531
It's not a lot to ask.

828
00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:30,904
Eighteen, turned my helmet in

829
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,506
Walked to the fifty yard line

830
00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:37,344
- Just the coach and me after we
- After all…

831
00:39:37,444 --> 00:39:39,746
Lost state, 10 to 9

832
00:39:39,846 --> 00:39:41,181
It's about the coach.

833
00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:45,852
Next time to get in here
I'll have to buy a ticket

834
00:39:45,952 --> 00:39:50,924
- Can't you give me five more minutes?
- Five more minutes

835
00:39:54,194 --> 00:39:56,290
Thank you all for coming this afternoon.

836
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:57,530
The floor is yours, Piggy.

837
00:39:57,564 --> 00:39:58,565
As you all know,

838
00:39:58,698 --> 00:40:02,102
we're only asking for two courts
on which to play pickleball.

839
00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:06,306
So I'm gonna keep this short and sweet
just like me.

840
00:40:06,373 --> 00:40:09,376
Anyway, the current pickleball court
on which we play,

841
00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:13,460
court 16, is completely unacceptable.

842
00:40:13,146 --> 00:40:16,490
The southeast fence is too close,

843
00:40:16,149 --> 00:40:18,651
the baseline corner is warped and cracked,

844
00:40:18,718 --> 00:40:20,587
and all my pickleballers can agree with me

845
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:26,593
that the leaky fountain leaves
a very slippery puddle near the net post.

846
00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:28,895
- Okay. Is that it?
- Just a few more things.

847
00:40:28,995 --> 00:40:31,898
Some graffiti left on my house.

848
00:40:31,998 --> 00:40:34,901
It says "Go die, pickle ****."

849
00:40:34,968 --> 00:40:36,603
- Pickle ****.
- Pickle ****.

850
00:40:36,736 --> 00:40:39,500
P, who wants to play pickleball?

851
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,341
I, I wanna play pickleball

852
00:40:41,408 --> 00:40:43,843
C, I'll see you on the pickleball court

853
00:40:43,910 --> 00:40:46,246
K, looking kray in my fresh bay shorts

854
00:40:46,346 --> 00:40:48,140
Who's playing pickleball these days?

855
00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:50,417
Oscar winner Jamie Foxx.

856
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:52,850
Tay Tay.

857
00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:55,455
Tennis was played
by Lyle and Erik Menendez

858
00:40:55,588 --> 00:40:57,991
on the day they murdered their parents.

859
00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:00,193
We need these pickleball courts

860
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:04,998
so that we never have to have
another Lyle and Erik Menendez.

861
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,100
- Okay. Is that it?
- Yep.

862
00:41:10,603 --> 00:41:12,639
Some interesting points, Skip.

863
00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:15,208
Can we just go to the vote?

864
00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:17,610
Actually, there's no need for the vote.

865
00:41:17,711 --> 00:41:20,313
We know you have the numbers,
and it doesn't matter.

866
00:41:20,447 --> 00:41:22,816
- Wait, wait. Chuck, you promised.
- Gary is handing out

867
00:41:22,949 --> 00:41:26,520
an excerpt
from the club's founding charter.

868
00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:27,387
Rules are rules, Skip.

869
00:41:27,454 --> 00:41:30,657
And in that spirit,
I'm invoking a challenge, a duel match.

870
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:32,726
Then why did you make me
do a 90-minute presentation?

871
00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:34,600
I worked two weeks on this.

872
00:41:34,127 --> 00:41:35,628
Well, I guess I forgot to mention it.

873
00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:37,564
- Whoops.
- Kind of like how you forget

874
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:40,233
to bring your water bottle
every day, huh, Skip?

875
00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:43,303
Now, both sides must select a champion.

876
00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:45,472
The tennis side submits Neil.

877
00:41:45,572 --> 00:41:47,407
Or whoever.
We don't have to pick right now.

878
00:41:47,474 --> 00:41:49,642
But we can
because we know who we're picking.

879
00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:53,580
I know, but we don't have to because
my recovery is way ahead of schedule.

880
00:41:53,646 --> 00:41:55,482
But it's been decided,
so that's irrelevant.

881
00:41:55,515 --> 00:41:57,217
I know, but I just feel like right now--

882
00:41:58,585 --> 00:41:59,753
This meeting is adjourned.

883
00:41:59,819 --> 00:42:01,588
Thank you all.

884
00:42:04,657 --> 00:42:05,658
That was incredible.

885
00:42:05,759 --> 00:42:07,427
No. I don't even care.

886
00:42:07,494 --> 00:42:08,995
- Powerful.
- Inspirational.

887
00:42:09,950 --> 00:42:10,530
Heck of a gavel bang, Chuck.

888
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,990
That gavel shook me to my core.

889
00:42:30,784 --> 00:42:32,285
- Hello.
- Hi.

890
00:42:32,352 --> 00:42:35,880
- Hey. How'd it go?
- The meeting?

891
00:42:35,188 --> 00:42:37,190
Oh, it went so good.

892
00:42:37,257 --> 00:42:38,858
Really, really good.

893
00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:40,960
Oh, good. Glad to hear it.

894
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:42,462
Yeah.

895
00:42:42,529 --> 00:42:45,298
Also, my dad humiliated me again.

896
00:42:45,365 --> 00:42:47,634
Yeah, this time it was
in front of the entire club.

897
00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:50,637
Oh, God. I'm so sorry. That's awful.

898
00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:53,390
Hey, enough about me.

899
00:42:53,707 --> 00:42:56,443
Any chance you're up
for some late-night pickleball?

900
00:42:56,543 --> 00:42:58,645
Tonight? No. No.

901
00:42:58,712 --> 00:43:00,313
I'm just… I'm pretty tired.

902
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:04,651
I was just going to stay in and,
you know, watch a movie or something.

903
00:43:04,718 --> 00:43:06,319
That makes sense. I'm really tired too.

904
00:43:06,386 --> 00:43:08,221
I was just going to stay in
and watch a movie too.

905
00:43:08,321 --> 00:43:09,556
What movie you gonna watch?

906
00:43:09,589 --> 00:43:11,570
Well, I don't know.

907
00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:13,226
The Graduate's on TCM tonight.

908
00:43:13,326 --> 00:43:14,894
Did you say The Graduate?

909
00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:15,929
Yeah.

910
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,831
I just saw the trailer for that.

911
00:43:17,897 --> 00:43:20,734
You saw the trailer for The Graduate?

912
00:43:20,767 --> 00:43:21,935
It looked so good.

913
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,739
That's what I was probably gonna watch,
but I don't have TCM.

914
00:43:25,839 --> 00:43:29,743
Dusty, if you would like to come
and watch it, you're welcome.

915
00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:32,178
Although, it is very late.

916
00:43:32,245 --> 00:43:34,180
All right. Well, I got stuff to do too.

917
00:43:34,247 --> 00:43:37,250
I'm pretty slammed over here,
but you're a good friend.

918
00:43:37,350 --> 00:43:39,252
You seem lonely. I'll come right now.

919
00:43:39,919 --> 00:43:41,488
Oh, God.

920
00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:47,927
So, did your dad, like, ask for a drumroll
and then say, "Anyone but my son"?

921
00:43:47,961 --> 00:43:49,496
I don't want to talk about it.

922
00:43:49,596 --> 00:43:51,264
- That's why I'm here.
- Okay.

923
00:43:51,931 --> 00:43:55,702
Since you're here,
could I ask your opinion on something?

924
00:43:55,769 --> 00:43:57,137
Yes. What's up?

925
00:43:57,270 --> 00:44:00,206
Well, I took your advice,
and I am going to the honky-tonk.

926
00:44:00,273 --> 00:44:01,441
That's great.

927
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:06,646
I know, but I really want
a guy's opinion on the look,

928
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:10,517
because I want Mitch to kick himself
when he sees me.

929
00:44:10,617 --> 00:44:11,651
All right, well, let's see it.

930
00:44:11,785 --> 00:44:13,887
- Okay! Okay.
- I'm excited.

931
00:44:13,953 --> 00:44:15,622
Thank you. Thank you.

932
00:44:15,722 --> 00:44:16,823
I'll put it on.

933
00:44:16,956 --> 00:44:18,625
Yeah. Really cool place.

934
00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:20,293
Thanks so much.

935
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,361
Got a lot of stuff.

936
00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:26,533
- So you do pottery?
- Yeah.

937
00:44:26,633 --> 00:44:28,368
That's another of my hobbies.

938
00:44:28,468 --> 00:44:30,303
That is a cookie jar.

939
00:44:30,403 --> 00:44:32,739
- This is a cookie jar?
- Yeah.

940
00:44:33,573 --> 00:44:36,743
You can't barely fit any cookies in it
'cause of the weird dents.

941
00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:40,146
I know, but it's helpful
if you're trying not to eat too much.

942
00:44:40,246 --> 00:44:42,482
- It's a diet cookie jar.
- Yes!

943
00:44:42,582 --> 00:44:44,184
Very good, Candace.

944
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,854
And those were unplanned, man.
They just happened.

945
00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:48,988
They look unplanned.

946
00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:51,725
If you like that so much,
you can take that home.

947
00:44:52,592 --> 00:44:55,195
Thank you, but I got so many of these.

948
00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:58,732
Do you have any hobbies, Dusty?

949
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:00,834
Yeah, just tennis, I guess.

950
00:45:00,934 --> 00:45:03,536
I mean, that's more of a sport, but…

951
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:05,839
I can tell you really love it.

952
00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:09,900
Well, I mean I definitely loved it
when I was a kid.

953
00:45:10,510 --> 00:45:13,913
Or at least I really loved
spending all that time with my dad.

954
00:45:15,181 --> 00:45:17,550
Yeah, it was nice.
He really believed in me.

955
00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:19,619
Felt really special.

956
00:45:20,186 --> 00:45:22,389
He kind of put everything into me,
and then…

957
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,250
then I blew it.

958
00:45:25,910 --> 00:45:27,861
Well, it sounds to me like he blew it too.

959
00:45:30,430 --> 00:45:31,865
Hey, Candace?

960
00:45:32,365 --> 00:45:35,602
- Yeah?
- Is this you in the wedding dress?

961
00:45:35,702 --> 00:45:40,306
No, I saved a photo of another
similar woman on her wedding day.

962
00:45:40,373 --> 00:45:42,420
Holy ****.

963
00:45:44,377 --> 00:45:45,545
What do you think?

964
00:45:52,819 --> 00:45:53,820
Uh-oh.

965
00:45:54,387 --> 00:45:55,989
I think you're a knockout.

966
00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:57,891
Good.

967
00:45:58,892 --> 00:46:00,994
- You had me worried there.
- No.

968
00:46:01,610 --> 00:46:02,829
Look what I found in my closet.

969
00:46:03,496 --> 00:46:07,333
Just in case you're in the market
for a cowboy hat, it's yours.

970
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,902
It used to be Mitch's.

971
00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:14,307
- How's that look?
- I think you're pulling that off.

972
00:46:14,407 --> 00:46:15,408
- Look.
- Really?

973
00:46:15,508 --> 00:46:17,143
- Yeah.
- All right.

974
00:46:17,243 --> 00:46:19,646
- Look at us.
- We look cute.

975
00:46:19,746 --> 00:46:21,815
Yeah, we kind of do, right?

976
00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:27,921
- The movie's starting.
- Oh, yeah. Let's watch it.

977
00:46:28,488 --> 00:46:30,757
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

978
00:46:32,926 --> 00:46:34,994
This is a great movie.

979
00:46:35,950 --> 00:46:37,597
- I know.
- It should be, like, a classic.

980
00:46:38,164 --> 00:46:39,999
- It is.
- It is?

981
00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:41,634
- Uh-huh.
- Well, it's earned it.

982
00:46:41,701 --> 00:46:44,437
- You look a little shaken up.
- Oh, no, no. I'm just…

983
00:46:44,537 --> 00:46:46,206
I'm just a little worried about my future.

984
00:46:46,272 --> 00:46:50,176
Well, I think the kid with the nose,
I think he could have a great career.

985
00:46:51,110 --> 00:46:53,813
Dusty, that is Dustin Hoffman.

986
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,115
He's 80.

987
00:46:57,183 --> 00:46:58,284
He looks great.

988
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:08,461
He's going the wrong way on that bridge.
I've been on that exact bridge.

989
00:47:09,295 --> 00:47:10,296
You can still dr…

990
00:47:10,964 --> 00:47:12,632
This is a flub. You can't…

991
00:47:26,146 --> 00:47:27,213
All right. Hey.

992
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:31,151
Let's get you settled in.

993
00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:52,650
You wanted to see me, boss?

994
00:48:52,132 --> 00:48:53,466
Can I be honest with you?

995
00:48:53,566 --> 00:48:54,734
I wish you would.

996
00:48:55,835 --> 00:48:57,300
You see, PJ,

997
00:48:57,103 --> 00:49:00,674
I'm wrestling
with a pretty confusing problem

998
00:49:01,841 --> 00:49:03,243
in…

999
00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:05,578
in a book that I'm currently writing.

1000
00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:08,140
No surprises there.
You've got the mind for it.

1001
00:49:08,114 --> 00:49:09,749
- What's it called?
- The name of the book?

1002
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:10,750
Yeah.

1003
00:49:11,584 --> 00:49:12,986
The Silent Blade.

1004
00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:15,355
- Gorgeous. I'm reading that.
- Yeah.

1005
00:49:15,422 --> 00:49:17,657
I'm setting a reminder to preorder.
Go ahead.

1006
00:49:17,757 --> 00:49:22,162
So the main warrior, Puzimbus,
is part of this tribe

1007
00:49:22,262 --> 00:49:24,300
that he's always been part of.

1008
00:49:24,130 --> 00:49:26,199
He then starts hanging out
with this other tribe

1009
00:49:26,266 --> 00:49:27,934
who he always thought were his enemies.

1010
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:29,200
Twist much?

1011
00:49:29,102 --> 00:49:31,538
I literally feel
like I'm inside the book right now.

1012
00:49:31,604 --> 00:49:32,872
Feel my pulse, it's racing.

1013
00:49:32,972 --> 00:49:35,175
So he's kind of living this double life,
you know?

1014
00:49:35,275 --> 00:49:37,430
Like, he really wants to hang
with this new tribe

1015
00:49:37,143 --> 00:49:40,780
'cause he really likes them, but he's also
kind of embarrassed to be seen with them.

1016
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:41,715
- Yeah.
- You know,

1017
00:49:41,781 --> 00:49:46,190
there's a character that the main warrior
starts catching feelings for,

1018
00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:48,888
and she's way older than him.

1019
00:49:48,988 --> 00:49:50,190
Absolute dog.

1020
00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:52,525
So, PJ,
if you were reading The Silent Blade

1021
00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:54,160
and Puzimbus switched tribes

1022
00:49:54,227 --> 00:49:57,964
'cause he started falling for,
like, let's say a dragon

1023
00:49:58,310 --> 00:49:59,799
who was 30 years his senior,

1024
00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:02,235
would you think less of Puzimbus?

1025
00:50:02,335 --> 00:50:04,371
Never gonna shame a guy
for going antiquing.

1026
00:50:04,471 --> 00:50:08,375
I'm no writer,
but if I took the rich world you created

1027
00:50:08,475 --> 00:50:10,643
and compare it to my boring life…

1028
00:50:10,744 --> 00:50:13,880
- Please.
- …based on similar experiences of my own,

1029
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:16,649
if I were with Puzimbus right now,
I'd tell him to swing away.

1030
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,918
You would, huh? Similar experiences?

1031
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,822
You trying to tell me that you've been
with an older woman, you dog?

1032
00:50:23,356 --> 00:50:25,725
- In a way.
- You little sneakster.

1033
00:50:25,825 --> 00:50:27,827
Do you know what an objectum-***ual is?

1034
00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:29,496
No, but I can't wait to find out.

1035
00:50:29,562 --> 00:50:33,433
It's one who has a physical
and romantic love for objects

1036
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,501
rather than people.

1037
00:50:34,601 --> 00:50:38,271
I'm talking about buildings,
bridges, vehicles.

1038
00:50:38,371 --> 00:50:41,941
I personally am in love
with the USS Alabama.

1039
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:43,430
All right, actually,

1040
00:50:43,109 --> 00:50:44,944
- you don't have to tell me this--
- No. I want to.

1041
00:50:45,450 --> 00:50:49,416
She was constructed in 1939,
decommissioned in '47,

1042
00:50:49,516 --> 00:50:52,852
declared an historical landmark in 1986.

1043
00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:55,288
So, yes, I've been with an older woman,

1044
00:50:55,388 --> 00:50:57,757
and I wouldn't change it
for anything in the world.

1045
00:50:57,857 --> 00:50:59,250
You tell Puzimbus that.

1046
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:02,228
Tell him what? That you…
you had *** with a retired battleship?

1047
00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:04,397
- Exactly.
- How'd you even have *** with it?

1048
00:51:04,464 --> 00:51:07,300
It's a ship.
It doesn't have a ****** or even a butt.

1049
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,270
Hey! Get out of the goddamn pool.

1050
00:51:10,370 --> 00:51:12,138
It's the middle of the day. You work here.

1051
00:51:12,238 --> 00:51:14,407
- We're working right now.
- Get out.

1052
00:51:18,278 --> 00:51:19,779
That way.

1053
00:51:55,982 --> 00:51:57,684
- Candace, you came!
- Yes.

1054
00:51:57,751 --> 00:51:59,419
- I came.
- Yes.

1055
00:51:59,486 --> 00:52:02,455
Because I have every right to.
Mitch does not own this place.

1056
00:52:02,522 --> 00:52:04,491
Of course. I get that, honey.

1057
00:52:04,591 --> 00:52:06,326
I'm just glad to see you is all.

1058
00:52:06,426 --> 00:52:07,427
Come here.

1059
00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:10,430
You look beautiful.

1060
00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:16,436
****. Well, have fun.

1061
00:52:21,608 --> 00:52:22,676
Hi.

1062
00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:26,513
- Hi.
- Candy, you made it.

1063
00:52:26,613 --> 00:52:27,781
I wasn't sure we'd see you.

1064
00:52:27,881 --> 00:52:30,183
I did make it. You are seeing me.

1065
00:52:30,283 --> 00:52:33,720
And, as a reminder,
you do not own this place.

1066
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,789
Okay, sure.

1067
00:52:36,289 --> 00:52:38,558
- You remember my Bea, yeah?
- Of course.

1068
00:52:38,625 --> 00:52:40,727
- Hi.
- Hi.

1069
00:52:40,794 --> 00:52:43,463
Who could forget famous Bea?

1070
00:52:43,530 --> 00:52:46,332
Let me guess. Now you're going
to say something nice to me.

1071
00:52:46,399 --> 00:52:47,801
Well, I do love your outfit.

1072
00:52:47,901 --> 00:52:49,569
There it is. There it is.

1073
00:52:49,669 --> 00:52:54,207
Listen, why don't I get us some drinks,
and you two can catch up a little bit?

1074
00:52:54,307 --> 00:52:55,308
Yeah? Okay.

1075
00:52:57,811 --> 00:52:59,379
- Hi.
- Hi.

1076
00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:02,816
You okay? You seem a little tense.

1077
00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:05,850
Nope. I am not tense.

1078
00:53:05,151 --> 00:53:07,520
- I am relaxed.
- Okay.

1079
00:53:07,587 --> 00:53:08,822
- Okay.
- Yeah, that's good to hear.

1080
00:53:08,922 --> 00:53:10,890
- Yeah, good to hear.
- What's new in your life?

1081
00:53:10,990 --> 00:53:12,258
I have a snake.

1082
00:53:13,159 --> 00:53:16,496
- It's named Mitch.
- All right, beers, everybody.

1083
00:53:16,563 --> 00:53:19,699
- Yes, honey. Here you go. Cheers.
- Well, okay. To the snake. Yeah.

1084
00:53:19,766 --> 00:53:22,268
- Wait. To the snake?
- To the snake. You know, it's a snake.

1085
00:53:22,369 --> 00:53:23,837
Don't worry about it.

1086
00:53:27,841 --> 00:53:29,609
- Okay.
- Are you okay?

1087
00:53:43,256 --> 00:53:45,392
Candace, honey. Are you all right?

1088
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:47,560
- Okay. I'm not…
- You look a little pale.

1089
00:53:47,627 --> 00:53:49,362
- I don't think I…
- Why don't you just try to sit?

1090
00:53:49,429 --> 00:53:51,765
Yeah, yeah. Take a seat.
Take a seat, okay?

1091
00:53:51,865 --> 00:53:52,866
Talk to me. I can help.

1092
00:53:52,966 --> 00:53:55,869
I was an ER nurse
after I retired from modeling.

1093
00:53:55,935 --> 00:53:57,437
Of course you were.

1094
00:53:57,537 --> 00:53:59,272
This was a big mistake.

1095
00:54:03,543 --> 00:54:04,544
Howdy.

1096
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,480
Dusty.

1097
00:54:08,782 --> 00:54:10,383
What are you doing here?

1098
00:54:10,450 --> 00:54:11,718
I'm showing up.

1099
00:54:14,988 --> 00:54:16,222
Is that him?

1100
00:54:16,756 --> 00:54:17,891
Let's do this, right?

1101
00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:21,761
- Mitch! That Mitch?
- Who's that?

1102
00:54:21,828 --> 00:54:23,897
Hi, how are you? I'm the new man.

1103
00:54:24,564 --> 00:54:25,965
- Good to meet you.
- Uh-huh.

1104
00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:27,834
- And you are? Good to meet you, Bea.
- Hi, I'm Bea. Yes.

1105
00:54:27,901 --> 00:54:30,503
I am so sorry I'm late.

1106
00:54:30,603 --> 00:54:32,405
I feel like a real *******.

1107
00:54:32,505 --> 00:54:34,140
But bank mergers, right?

1108
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,742
They take what they take, am I right?

1109
00:54:36,476 --> 00:54:37,677
Oh, yeah. I guess so.

1110
00:54:37,777 --> 00:54:40,513
I'm so excited for you two
to finally meet.

1111
00:54:40,613 --> 00:54:43,416
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Yeah, it…

1112
00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:45,251
I'm so sorry, sir.

1113
00:54:45,352 --> 00:54:49,823
I just got distracted
by this unbelievable fox.

1114
00:54:50,423 --> 00:54:51,424
Look at you.

1115
00:54:51,524 --> 00:54:54,994
You look absolutely
beautiful tonight, babe.

1116
00:54:55,950 --> 00:54:57,497
You look beautiful too, babe.

1117
00:54:57,997 --> 00:54:59,990
Baby.

1118
00:54:59,766 --> 00:55:00,834
Are you in my hat?

1119
00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:05,338
Well, I'm in a whole lot
of your stuff these days, my guy.

1120
00:55:07,107 --> 00:55:09,275
Hey, what do you say we do some dancing?

1121
00:55:09,342 --> 00:55:11,678
- I'm sorry. We gotta dance. Gotta dance.
- We gotta dance.

1122
00:55:11,778 --> 00:55:13,113
We'll see you guys out there.

1123
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,681
Come on.

1124
00:55:14,781 --> 00:55:15,949
How was that?

1125
00:55:16,516 --> 00:55:18,518
- We did good.
- We did good.

1126
00:55:20,787 --> 00:55:22,222
What does he mean, "my stuff"?

1127
00:55:22,288 --> 00:55:24,457
She's a Texas girl raised in Tennessee

1128
00:55:24,524 --> 00:55:27,460
Apple don't fall far from the tree

1129
00:55:27,527 --> 00:55:30,196
Treats my friends like family

1130
00:55:30,296 --> 00:55:32,799
And I'm all right with that

1131
00:55:32,866 --> 00:55:35,201
She can take the top off
Her own beer

1132
00:55:35,301 --> 00:55:38,471
She don't need hours staring
In the mirror

1133
00:55:38,538 --> 00:55:42,542
She can do you in with blue jeans
And a baseball cap

1134
00:55:43,843 --> 00:55:46,746
I'm talking down on
Cooking apple pie with your mama

1135
00:55:46,846 --> 00:55:48,748
Sipping moonshine after midnight

1136
00:55:48,848 --> 00:55:54,870
Make you wanna take a back road
Real slow and let her drive

1137
00:55:54,154 --> 00:55:56,690
I bet you wish you had a cowgirl

1138
00:55:56,756 --> 00:55:59,492
One that ain't sitting on a high horse

1139
00:55:59,559 --> 00:56:03,163
One that ain't scared of a dance floor
On an empty night

1140
00:56:03,229 --> 00:56:05,265
Cutting it up with all of your friends

1141
00:56:05,331 --> 00:56:07,701
I could chase her like a sunset

1142
00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:10,603
Spin her around in that white dress

1143
00:56:10,704 --> 00:56:13,773
And take her out to a 40-acre lot

1144
00:56:13,873 --> 00:56:16,343
Let her pick her favorite spot

1145
00:56:16,409 --> 00:56:20,880
I thank God I got a cowgirl

1146
00:56:36,229 --> 00:56:39,299
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.

1147
00:56:41,701 --> 00:56:45,710
Dusty, thank you so much
for coming tonight.

1148
00:56:45,138 --> 00:56:46,239
Are you kidding?

1149
00:56:46,306 --> 00:56:47,907
- Thank you!
- Me?

1150
00:56:48,410 --> 00:56:50,410
- Why?
- For everything.

1151
00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:54,800
I was in such a bad place
in my life, Candace.

1152
00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:55,882
I believed in so much ********.

1153
00:56:55,949 --> 00:56:57,150
Now I feel…

1154
00:56:57,250 --> 00:57:00,320
I don't know, I feel better.
I feel like I know what I want.

1155
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:01,421
You do?

1156
00:57:01,488 --> 00:57:02,789
- Yeah.
- What?

1157
00:57:05,959 --> 00:57:07,293
You.

1158
00:57:08,762 --> 00:57:10,960
- What?
- Come here.

1159
00:57:11,164 --> 00:57:12,399
Dusty, no.

1160
00:57:12,966 --> 00:57:14,734
- No.
- You're nervous.

1161
00:57:14,801 --> 00:57:16,903
You're nervous about the age thing.
And I get it.

1162
00:57:16,970 --> 00:57:18,438
- No, Dusty, stop.
- I was too.

1163
00:57:18,505 --> 00:57:20,907
- It's not the age thing. It's not.
- But guess what? I got over it.

1164
00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:24,944
- You're older than me! Big whoop.
- I'm not physically attracted to you.

1165
00:57:27,514 --> 00:57:29,249
I couldn't hear you.
I think you were mumbling.

1166
00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:30,517
What did you literally just say?

1167
00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:34,821
I said I'm not
physically attracted to you.

1168
00:57:34,921 --> 00:57:36,956
I thought we were on the same page.

1169
00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:39,659
I didn't mean to lead you on.

1170
00:57:39,759 --> 00:57:42,762
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, no. You didn't lead me on at all.

1171
00:57:42,829 --> 00:57:45,832
You just brought me to your house
in a vulnerable moment for me

1172
00:57:45,932 --> 00:57:48,301
and showed me a movie called The Graduate…

1173
00:57:48,368 --> 00:57:50,937
- What? I didn't bring you to my house.
- …about a little guy with a big nose…

1174
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,707
- You called me.
- …who gets courted by an older woman.

1175
00:57:53,807 --> 00:57:55,375
Oh, my God.

1176
00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:58,712
You called me.
You basically invited yourself over.

1177
00:57:58,812 --> 00:58:01,448
- Okay. How about the playlist you made?
- What about it?

1178
00:58:01,514 --> 00:58:03,683
Every song is more provocative
than the last.

1179
00:58:03,783 --> 00:58:06,119
- Provocative?
- "Country Kisses."

1180
00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:08,221
- Oh, my God!
- "Rodeo Romance."

1181
00:58:08,321 --> 00:58:10,523
Those are just famous country songs.

1182
00:58:10,623 --> 00:58:13,293
"Square Dance, Round Hole."
What's the round hole?

1183
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,695
That one I probably should have left off.

1184
00:58:15,795 --> 00:58:17,130
Okay, then forget all of that.

1185
00:58:17,197 --> 00:58:19,199
Let's say all of that is innocent.

1186
00:58:19,299 --> 00:58:21,401
I kissed you in there
and you kissed me back.

1187
00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:22,969
- Yeah.
- And you know it.

1188
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,471
So explain that to me.

1189
00:58:25,472 --> 00:58:28,641
We were putting on a show for Mitch.

1190
00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:31,711
And, yes, I might have
gotten a little bit carried away.

1191
00:58:32,645 --> 00:58:34,214
But I'm sorry.

1192
00:58:34,314 --> 00:58:36,516
And… Oh, God.

1193
00:58:37,384 --> 00:58:40,487
I just wanted a pickleball partner,
**** it.

1194
00:58:40,553 --> 00:58:41,554
Okay.

1195
00:58:41,654 --> 00:58:43,757
And I got something so much better.

1196
00:58:43,857 --> 00:58:48,228
I got a really, really good friend
that I really do love.

1197
00:58:48,328 --> 00:58:50,830
- Yeah.
- And I'd like to keep it that way.

1198
00:58:51,664 --> 00:58:52,899
I'm good.

1199
00:58:52,999 --> 00:58:54,167
Thanks.

1200
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,603
Dusty, stop. Don't do this.

1201
00:58:56,703 --> 00:59:00,173
No, I just don't really need
a random pickleball lady friend.

1202
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,709
- I'm not random.
- I have so many friends.

1203
00:59:02,776 --> 00:59:06,120
Friends is not an issue with a guy like me
and it never has been.

1204
00:59:06,790 --> 00:59:10,160
I'm flooded with friends.
I got PJ hitting me up.

1205
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:11,184
I got…

1206
00:59:12,585 --> 00:59:14,220
Gail hitting me up all the time.

1207
00:59:14,354 --> 00:59:17,900
- Gail? My Gail?
- Not your Gail. A different Gail.

1208
00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:20,193
Point is I've just got
so many people coming through.

1209
00:59:21,194 --> 00:59:24,230
Now if you'll excuse me,
I've got a very hot date tonight.

1210
00:59:24,364 --> 00:59:25,565
I can't be late for it.

1211
00:59:28,368 --> 00:59:29,369
Dusty…

1212
00:59:37,410 --> 00:59:38,411
Hey.

1213
00:59:39,212 --> 00:59:40,780
Stay strong, brother.

1214
00:59:41,481 --> 00:59:43,817
Even cowboys get friend-zoned.

1215
00:59:44,984 --> 00:59:46,619
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1216
00:59:56,930 --> 00:59:59,399
I am not okay

1217
00:59:59,933 --> 01:00:03,200
I'm barely getting by

1218
01:00:03,103 --> 01:00:04,404
I'm losing track of--

1219
01:00:07,774 --> 01:00:08,775
Oh, my God.

1220
01:00:20,587 --> 01:00:21,755
I like the new look.

1221
01:00:22,489 --> 01:00:23,823
- Really?
- Sure.

1222
01:00:23,923 --> 01:00:24,924
It's bold.

1223
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,429
Well, how's the wrist feeling, bud?

1224
01:00:29,496 --> 01:00:30,697
Fine.

1225
01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:33,800
I think I'm basically healed.
I think I can lose the brace soon.

1226
01:00:33,867 --> 01:00:35,468
I love hearing that.

1227
01:00:35,535 --> 01:00:37,537
We're gonna need you in top form, Hammer.

1228
01:00:38,471 --> 01:00:40,874
- What do you mean "we"?
- The club.

1229
01:00:40,974 --> 01:00:42,509
When you play in the duel.

1230
01:00:43,309 --> 01:00:45,645
Well, are you being serious?
What about Neil?

1231
01:00:45,712 --> 01:00:48,314
Now, come on, Son. You said it yourself.

1232
01:00:48,448 --> 01:00:50,517
The other guys in the club
are just dentists and ****.

1233
01:00:50,617 --> 01:00:53,186
They don't have the commitment
to excellence we Boyd men do.

1234
01:00:53,286 --> 01:00:55,288
- That's true.
- It's in your blood.

1235
01:00:56,723 --> 01:00:58,825
So, are you in?

1236
01:01:01,127 --> 01:01:03,129
- Yeah, Dad. I'm in.
- Yeah?

1237
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:06,499
- Let's do it. Hammer's back.
- Well, all right.

1238
01:01:06,633 --> 01:01:08,168
- I won't let you down.
- Well, I hope not.

1239
01:01:08,301 --> 01:01:09,736
- We're gonna kill 'em.
- Yeah, man.

1240
01:01:09,836 --> 01:01:11,871
Because this is about a lot more
than just pickleball.

1241
01:01:11,971 --> 01:01:14,400
- I mean, you see that, don't you?
- Oh, yeah. I see it.

1242
01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:16,420
Everything you're saying.
It's about the club--

1243
01:01:16,142 --> 01:01:18,645
No, it's about the decline
of humanity itself.

1244
01:01:18,712 --> 01:01:21,648
- Decline of humanity itself.
- I'm sure that sounds dramatic to you.

1245
01:01:21,681 --> 01:01:24,384
- Not to me.
- But tennis requires patience.

1246
01:01:24,484 --> 01:01:26,219
- Yeah, patience.
- Dedication.

1247
01:01:26,319 --> 01:01:27,487
- Dedication.
- Discipline.

1248
01:01:27,554 --> 01:01:28,888
Discipline, for sure.

1249
01:01:28,988 --> 01:01:31,691
I've had people tell me
that you can learn how to play pickleball

1250
01:01:31,758 --> 01:01:32,992
in under an hour,

1251
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,895
as if that's a good thing.

1252
01:01:36,863 --> 01:01:39,532
But that is not how
you build something that lasts.

1253
01:01:40,233 --> 01:01:42,936
My legacy is not a tiny paper cup.

1254
01:01:43,837 --> 01:01:46,506
I will not let it be sipped and crumpled.

1255
01:01:47,741 --> 01:01:54,180
I am building something that will endure,
like a steel thermos or a canteen.

1256
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:56,116
You understand that?

1257
01:01:56,216 --> 01:01:57,684
Yes, sir. You're a canteen.

1258
01:01:59,686 --> 01:02:02,889
I'm not a canteen.
I'm building something strong.

1259
01:02:04,691 --> 01:02:05,692
Anyway, look.

1260
01:02:05,725 --> 01:02:07,727
I look forward to seeing you play again.

1261
01:02:08,228 --> 01:02:09,729
Thanks, Dad.

1262
01:02:09,796 --> 01:02:11,731
Actually, been going through
a really confusing time

1263
01:02:11,798 --> 01:02:12,899
and this was exactly what I--

1264
01:02:12,966 --> 01:02:14,300
It's pretty late, Son.

1265
01:02:18,238 --> 01:02:19,239
Definitely.

1266
01:02:24,144 --> 01:02:25,578
You're back, Hammer.

1267
01:02:32,786 --> 01:02:34,988
Yeah, all right. Everything looks great.

1268
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,757
You can lose the brace and start
blasting loads with your hand again.

1269
01:02:37,824 --> 01:02:39,926
- And play tennis, right?
- Sure, I guess.

1270
01:02:40,727 --> 01:02:43,263
So… About that website
that I mentioned last time--

1271
01:02:43,329 --> 01:02:44,764
- Stop.
- I don't use it.

1272
01:02:44,831 --> 01:02:46,966
I barely even remember
you saying anything about it.

1273
01:02:47,670 --> 01:02:48,968
Well, you barely remember
because I barely even said anything.

1274
01:02:49,690 --> 01:02:51,471
Just it's called Sticky Honey,
which anybody would know.

1275
01:02:51,571 --> 01:02:54,107
And the women are outrageous
and they got this killer referral deal,

1276
01:02:54,174 --> 01:02:55,975
which apparently
you weren't comfortable using.

1277
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:57,310
And by the way, I didn't use it either.

1278
01:02:57,410 --> 01:02:58,645
I don't even know why I said it.

1279
01:02:58,745 --> 01:03:01,414
- So let's just stop talking about it.
- I didn't even say anything. Right?

1280
01:03:01,481 --> 01:03:02,482
- It's over.
- Good, good.

1281
01:03:02,582 --> 01:03:04,840
Hey, thank you so much about the wrist.

1282
01:03:04,150 --> 01:03:06,619
Oh, yeah, sure. No problem.
Hey. How did the pickleball work out?

1283
01:03:06,753 --> 01:03:07,754
- Great.
- Yeah?

1284
01:03:07,787 --> 01:03:10,757
Yeah, like really great. My dad came
around. I'm gonna play in the duel.

1285
01:03:10,790 --> 01:03:11,791
Yeah, yeah.

1286
01:03:11,858 --> 01:03:14,270
He told me that last night.
It really meant the world to me.

1287
01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:15,628
I heard. Yeah, that's pretty crazy, huh?

1288
01:03:15,762 --> 01:03:16,863
- Yeah, no.
- Yeah.

1289
01:03:16,963 --> 01:03:21,167
It wasn't really crazy. It was just…
My father's a tough guy. Tested his son.

1290
01:03:21,968 --> 01:03:25,305
And the son, me, also a tough guy,
rose to the occasion.

1291
01:03:25,805 --> 01:03:27,974
And it put us closer together.
It was really bonding.

1292
01:03:28,410 --> 01:03:30,944
Yeah, no, I meant, like,
pretty crazy about the Neil part.

1293
01:03:31,511 --> 01:03:33,130
How he died.

1294
01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:34,347
Neil died?

1295
01:03:34,447 --> 01:03:35,782
You didn't know?

1296
01:03:35,815 --> 01:03:37,183
What are you talking about, Doctor?

1297
01:03:38,351 --> 01:03:41,354
So, I guess Neil was going up
into his attic

1298
01:03:41,454 --> 01:03:43,123
to get some boxes out of storage.

1299
01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:49,829
And, apparently, there was
an old mama owl living up there.

1300
01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:55,335
She must have thought
he was after her eggs or something

1301
01:03:55,402 --> 01:03:57,637
'cause she went absolute sicko mode.

1302
01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:05,178
Wait… You're telling me
that Neil was killed by a mama owl?

1303
01:04:05,245 --> 01:04:08,415
Well, technically no. He was
still breathing when the owl stopped.

1304
01:04:08,515 --> 01:04:10,517
But he squeezed out the window
to try to escape,

1305
01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:14,854
tumbled off the roof onto his driveway
just as his wife was coming home.

1306
01:04:14,988 --> 01:04:18,158
Front tire caved in his skull.
Or what was left of it.

1307
01:04:18,224 --> 01:04:19,225
What?

1308
01:04:19,325 --> 01:04:21,227
Yeah. His wife claims she didn't see him,

1309
01:04:21,327 --> 01:04:22,996
but I think she's going to jail.

1310
01:04:23,630 --> 01:04:25,732
I mean, how do you not see that, right?

1311
01:04:25,832 --> 01:04:26,833
This is unbelievable.

1312
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:30,360
Yeah, I'd assumed he would have told you,
Chuck. That's pretty weird.

1313
01:04:30,670 --> 01:04:33,390
Oh, he… Yeah, he did. Of course… My dad.

1314
01:04:33,106 --> 01:04:36,376
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Neil's head
got run over by his wife

1315
01:04:36,443 --> 01:04:37,844
he got killed, and yeah,

1316
01:04:37,911 --> 01:04:40,413
- we of course talked about it. Of course.
- Okay. So, you just…

1317
01:04:40,513 --> 01:04:42,182
'Cause I just told you the story just now

1318
01:04:42,248 --> 01:04:44,351
and you were saying you d…
Never heard any of this.

1319
01:04:44,417 --> 01:04:45,752
No, I'd heard it, for sure.

1320
01:04:45,852 --> 01:04:47,854
Okay, 'cause you were looking
pretty surprised when I said that.

1321
01:04:47,887 --> 01:04:48,888
- Nah.
- Yeah.

1322
01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:51,257
Well, anyway. Rest in peace, right?

1323
01:04:51,358 --> 01:04:52,359
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1324
01:04:52,425 --> 01:04:56,620
Good luck with the **** Honey.
I should go.

1325
01:04:56,129 --> 01:04:57,864
Yes, Sticky Honey and I don't use it.

1326
01:04:57,931 --> 01:05:01,670
And it's not really just about ***,
it's about community. Okay.

1327
01:05:08,141 --> 01:05:11,211
An owl, Dad? A goddamn owl?

1328
01:05:11,277 --> 01:05:13,113
What are you so upset about?

1329
01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:15,480
The owl was the best thing
that ever happened to you.

1330
01:05:15,115 --> 01:05:18,510
So you admit it!
That's the only reason you chose me!

1331
01:05:18,118 --> 01:05:19,219
What do you want to hear, Son?

1332
01:05:19,285 --> 01:05:22,550
I don't know.
Maybe that you believe in me?

1333
01:05:22,589 --> 01:05:26,159
That you weren't forced to pick me
because of a stupid bird.

1334
01:05:26,259 --> 01:05:29,162
Yeah, well, unlike you,
that stupid bird took down Nasty Neil

1335
01:05:29,262 --> 01:05:30,764
without so much as a bent feather.

1336
01:05:30,897 --> 01:05:34,134
If I could get that owl to hold
a tennis racket, I'd put her in the duel.

1337
01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:38,710
As it stands, Gene and Gary
thought you were our best shot.

1338
01:05:38,738 --> 01:05:40,807
So I wasn't even your choice.
That's great.

1339
01:05:43,943 --> 01:05:48,648
There's no way in the world an owl
would ever win a point off me in tennis.

1340
01:05:48,748 --> 01:05:53,353
I don't care if you duct-taped a racket
to its little disgusting claws.

1341
01:06:31,324 --> 01:06:33,159
Please go away, PJ.

1342
01:06:34,361 --> 01:06:35,795
PJ, I don't want to see--

1343
01:06:36,996 --> 01:06:38,331
How'd you know it was me?

1344
01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:42,335
'Cause you've called and texted me a bunch
saying you'd like to come over and see me.

1345
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,671
I thought that might give it away.

1346
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:50,430
We need you back at the club, Dusty.
The duel is tomorrow.

1347
01:06:50,143 --> 01:06:51,644
I can't go back there, PJ.

1348
01:06:51,711 --> 01:06:55,548
Listen, I know you see me
as this big, tough loner guy

1349
01:06:55,648 --> 01:06:57,500
who doesn't need anyone.

1350
01:06:57,150 --> 01:06:59,486
Kinda like a Batman figure.

1351
01:06:59,552 --> 01:07:00,754
That's not how I see you.

1352
01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:02,989
The truth is I look up to you.

1353
01:07:03,230 --> 01:07:05,225
- I know you do, PJ.
- Yeah.

1354
01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:08,610
But you shouldn't.
I'm nothing to look up to.

1355
01:07:08,161 --> 01:07:10,330
Don't say that. You're a legend.

1356
01:07:10,363 --> 01:07:13,333
You're the guy
that almost beat Andy Roddick.

1357
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,235
No, I'm a cautionary tale.

1358
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:17,203
There's so much you don't know.

1359
01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:20,907
It's like I don't wanna
pierce your virgin ears with this story.

1360
01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:22,509
What do you mean?

1361
01:07:23,443 --> 01:07:24,577
Do you wanna know what happened

1362
01:07:24,678 --> 01:07:27,180
between me and Andy Roddick
on that fateful day?

1363
01:07:27,247 --> 01:07:28,415
How long's the story?

1364
01:07:28,515 --> 01:07:30,350
It's brief but powerful.

1365
01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:31,551
Okay then.

1366
01:07:31,618 --> 01:07:34,454
I was supposed to be The Hammer
because I hit the hardest.

1367
01:07:38,892 --> 01:07:40,360
But Andy hit it harder.

1368
01:07:46,433 --> 01:07:50,937
Every serve I hit,
everything I did, he was better.

1369
01:07:51,370 --> 01:07:54,374
And I looked in the crowd
and I saw my dad and he knew too.

1370
01:08:11,658 --> 01:08:13,393
I realized out there

1371
01:08:13,426 --> 01:08:17,430
that I was playing checkers
and he was playing chess.

1372
01:08:17,964 --> 01:08:19,399
And I couldn't beat him.

1373
01:08:20,567 --> 01:08:23,470
Everything I did, he returned as a winner.

1374
01:08:23,570 --> 01:08:24,804
He was better.

1375
01:08:24,904 --> 01:08:26,773
Is this before or after the chess game?

1376
01:08:27,607 --> 01:08:30,443
We didn't play chess.
We didn't play checkers.

1377
01:08:30,510 --> 01:08:33,446
Okay, yeah, I see the pattern
of lying 'cause you said chess before.

1378
01:08:33,513 --> 01:08:36,416
No, it was a storytelling device.

1379
01:08:36,449 --> 01:08:39,190
I said I was playing checkers
and he was playing chess,

1380
01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:42,122
meaning he was way better than me. Got it?

1381
01:08:43,456 --> 01:08:44,657
Where's the device?

1382
01:08:45,291 --> 01:08:46,960
- What?
- Where are you keeping the d…

1383
01:08:47,270 --> 01:08:49,696
The storytelling device?
Is it like Kindle?

1384
01:08:49,796 --> 01:08:52,465
It's just a way to tell a story.
There's not an actual device.

1385
01:08:52,532 --> 01:08:53,533
Yeah.

1386
01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:55,702
So I needed a way out.

1387
01:08:56,302 --> 01:08:59,439
So I told the referee that
I needed to go to the bathroom.

1388
01:09:00,507 --> 01:09:02,108
I went into the bathroom stall.

1389
01:09:03,677 --> 01:09:05,278
Put my hand on the toilet.

1390
01:09:09,149 --> 01:09:10,717
I broke my own goddamn wrist.

1391
01:09:11,985 --> 01:09:14,287
It's the hardest thing
I've ever done in my life.

1392
01:09:15,550 --> 01:09:17,157
I didn't slip that day.

1393
01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:19,492
I shattered my own wrist, Peej.

1394
01:09:19,626 --> 01:09:21,995
Because I thought if I got hurt,

1395
01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:24,731
that's better
than being a goddamn loser, right?

1396
01:09:24,831 --> 01:09:26,132
Wow.

1397
01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:27,801
So…

1398
01:09:28,802 --> 01:09:31,371
Your hand was, like, in the toilet?

1399
01:09:32,138 --> 01:09:35,410
What? No, it was like on the edge.

1400
01:09:35,141 --> 01:09:36,843
Seat down or bowl itself?

1401
01:09:36,910 --> 01:09:39,379
I don't know, PJ. Bowl itself, I guess.

1402
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:43,483
Did you at least put like a layer
of toilet paper, like a barrier, so--

1403
01:09:43,550 --> 01:09:45,318
I feel like you're missing
the point of the story.

1404
01:09:45,352 --> 01:09:46,653
I'll take that as a no.

1405
01:09:47,354 --> 01:09:50,490
Was there a reason you couldn't have
put your hand on the door or some--

1406
01:09:50,557 --> 01:09:51,925
It was a moment of crisis!

1407
01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:53,226
So is this.

1408
01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:55,995
And right now
I'm realizing I'm not Batman.

1409
01:09:56,763 --> 01:09:58,898
I'm more Commissioner Gordon

1410
01:09:59,699 --> 01:10:02,936
because I'm here to shine
the Hammer signal in the sky.

1411
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,372
We need you. The duel's tomorrow.

1412
01:10:05,505 --> 01:10:07,730
So start acting like yourself.

1413
01:10:07,674 --> 01:10:09,175
I don't even know who that is.

1414
01:10:09,242 --> 01:10:10,677
You better figure it out.

1415
01:10:11,344 --> 01:10:12,345
And fast.

1416
01:10:12,412 --> 01:10:14,681
This is the most dominant
you've ever been, PJ,

1417
01:10:14,714 --> 01:10:16,349
and I respect the **** out of it.

1418
01:10:16,883 --> 01:10:18,518
Thank you and also,

1419
01:10:19,686 --> 01:10:21,521
if you tell anyone else that story,

1420
01:10:22,188 --> 01:10:24,524
maybe say
you washed your hands afterwards.

1421
01:10:24,591 --> 01:10:27,127
Just so they're not wondering
about that part.

1422
01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:55,221
Why would I hear from him?

1423
01:10:55,288 --> 01:10:58,992
I mean, you know him too, Gail.
I could ask you the same question.

1424
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:00,727
It's not my fault he's not here.

1425
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,829
Well, I'm sure she assumed
because he's your partner.

1426
01:11:02,929 --> 01:11:06,266
Pickleball partner. Pickleball partner!

1427
01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:09,736
You know, which is all
I was ever interested in.

1428
01:11:09,803 --> 01:11:13,440
Well, since you're being so normal
about this, I'll assume he's not coming.

1429
01:11:13,573 --> 01:11:14,741
Let's just play.

1430
01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:17,410
Maybe the three of us can all rotate.

1431
01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:19,779
Hey, look!

1432
01:11:19,846 --> 01:11:21,181
Isn't that him?

1433
01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:23,650
What's he doing?

1434
01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:26,753
I think he's hiding.

1435
01:11:29,856 --> 01:11:32,125
Is he gonna try and drive like that?

1436
01:11:32,859 --> 01:11:34,661
I think so.

1437
01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:43,937
- Ouch, ouch. That hurt.
- Oh, my God. Look at… What…

1438
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,500
Son of a *****!

1439
01:11:45,105 --> 01:11:47,140
Dusty! Are you okay?

1440
01:11:47,207 --> 01:11:49,209
Yeah. Hey, hey. Is that you guys?

1441
01:11:49,309 --> 01:11:50,610
What are you doing here?

1442
01:11:50,643 --> 01:11:52,145
What am I doing here?

1443
01:11:52,212 --> 01:11:54,781
What am I doing here?

1444
01:11:55,782 --> 01:11:58,618
What am I doing here? Well…

1445
01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:05,325
It's just the airbag!

1446
01:12:06,826 --> 01:12:07,827
I'm okay.

1447
01:12:08,628 --> 01:12:09,629
I'm okay.

1448
01:12:14,501 --> 01:12:17,837
Candace, I came here to apologize. I was--

1449
01:12:17,971 --> 01:12:21,708
Dusty, stop. It's fine.

1450
01:12:21,808 --> 01:12:24,644
You didn't even let me say
what I was going to apologize for.

1451
01:12:24,678 --> 01:12:28,248
I'm guessing it was
because you said we couldn't be friends

1452
01:12:28,648 --> 01:12:29,649
What?

1453
01:12:29,683 --> 01:12:31,510
Yeah, that was it.

1454
01:12:31,151 --> 01:12:33,887
Dusty, sometimes when one door closes,

1455
01:12:33,987 --> 01:12:38,191
another even more flexible one opens.

1456
01:12:38,324 --> 01:12:41,494
Maybe you two
could just go play singles for a minute?

1457
01:12:41,528 --> 01:12:42,529
Okay.

1458
01:12:43,863 --> 01:12:45,532
- Okay.
- Okay.

1459
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,350
That airbag was late as ****, right?

1460
01:12:49,169 --> 01:12:50,336
Hey, Candace.

1461
01:12:50,904 --> 01:12:51,905
Dusty.

1462
01:12:54,774 --> 01:12:59,679
I'm really sorry and embarrassed
about what I said the other night.

1463
01:13:01,448 --> 01:13:03,850
I do wanna be friends with you.

1464
01:13:04,517 --> 01:13:06,353
I like you a lot.

1465
01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:07,554
Me too.

1466
01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:10,357
Truth is I don't have
very many good friends anymore.

1467
01:13:11,858 --> 01:13:14,260
And when I was listing 'em
and I said Gail,

1468
01:13:15,610 --> 01:13:18,640
actually it wasn't a different Gail.
It was your Gail.

1469
01:13:18,198 --> 01:13:19,650
I know.

1470
01:13:19,199 --> 01:13:21,201
And I don't even know
if Gail likes me very much.

1471
01:13:21,267 --> 01:13:22,736
She doesn't.

1472
01:13:24,104 --> 01:13:25,872
But I'm in the same boat.

1473
01:13:25,905 --> 01:13:31,444
I mean, Mitch got most of our friends
in the divorce.

1474
01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:33,790
Traitors.

1475
01:13:34,470 --> 01:13:37,584
That's why it meant so much to me
when you showed up the other night.

1476
01:13:40,954 --> 01:13:41,955
We're good.

1477
01:13:42,550 --> 01:13:43,560
- Yeah?
- We're good!

1478
01:13:43,123 --> 01:13:44,124
- We're buds?
- Yeah.

1479
01:13:44,224 --> 01:13:45,225
- For sure?
- Yeah.

1480
01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:46,393
All right, bud.

1481
01:13:49,295 --> 01:13:52,132
I mean, speaking of showing up
for each other,

1482
01:13:52,832 --> 01:13:54,968
there's something
I could use your help with.

1483
01:13:55,568 --> 01:13:56,736
What are you thinking?

1484
01:14:00,573 --> 01:14:02,750
We lost a few times, yeah.

1485
01:14:02,142 --> 01:14:03,276
Any sign of Dusty?

1486
01:14:03,410 --> 01:14:05,311
- Haven't seen him yet. No.
- No.

1487
01:14:05,412 --> 01:14:08,948
Hey, Chuck! It's Dusty. He just arrived.

1488
01:14:54,194 --> 01:14:55,995
Can I have everyone's attention please?

1489
01:14:56,663 --> 01:14:58,631
There's something important I need to say.

1490
01:14:58,732 --> 01:15:00,300
Dusty, maybe you and I should talk first.

1491
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,302
No, Chuck. I have the floor.

1492
01:15:02,335 --> 01:15:03,370
Okay.

1493
01:15:03,470 --> 01:15:04,471
Okay.

1494
01:15:05,538 --> 01:15:09,309
I wrote something out.
And you guys are gonna hear me out.

1495
01:15:09,342 --> 01:15:10,844
What is bravery?

1496
01:15:12,212 --> 01:15:13,313
Is it camping?

1497
01:15:14,381 --> 01:15:16,816
Sorry, I can't read my own handwriting.
It's a little bit smudged.

1498
01:15:16,916 --> 01:15:18,184
It can't be camping…

1499
01:15:18,985 --> 01:15:22,355
What is bravery? Is it--

1500
01:15:22,489 --> 01:15:23,523
How long is this?

1501
01:15:23,656 --> 01:15:24,991
Not long. It's pretty short.

1502
01:15:29,863 --> 01:15:31,331
Actually, it's over.

1503
01:15:36,503 --> 01:15:37,871
For a long time, Dad,

1504
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,674
I have been pretending
to be somebody I'm not,

1505
01:15:41,675 --> 01:15:42,842
but that's over now.

1506
01:15:43,677 --> 01:15:46,946
This is me, Dad. For better or for worse.

1507
01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:51,170
And you don't respect me.
And you never have.

1508
01:15:51,117 --> 01:15:53,253
So I'm not gonna play for you.

1509
01:15:53,353 --> 01:15:57,857
I'm gonna enter the duel,
but not for the tennis side.

1510
01:15:58,892 --> 01:16:01,728
Today, I'm playing for the pickleballers.

1511
01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:03,290
Yes!

1512
01:16:03,129 --> 01:16:05,899
I just am. You left me no choice, Dad.

1513
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:08,340
- Yes!
- Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.

1514
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,360
We can talk about this.
I mean, I'm ready to rock--

1515
01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:11,371
Nah, Skip, you're terrible.
I'm gonna do it.

1516
01:16:11,438 --> 01:16:13,206
- I'm gonna do it for sure.
- It's gonna be Dusty.

1517
01:16:13,273 --> 01:16:15,875
- Dusty! Dusty! Dusty!
- Dusty! Dusty! Dusty!

1518
01:16:15,909 --> 01:16:17,744
Yeah, Dad. Hammer's back.

1519
01:16:19,212 --> 01:16:21,381
Okay. Settle down everyone.

1520
01:16:22,215 --> 01:16:25,719
Can't believe I'm saying this,
but my son's right.

1521
01:16:26,986 --> 01:16:28,221
I never had faith in him.

1522
01:16:28,254 --> 01:16:30,557
He was a backup option,

1523
01:16:30,590 --> 01:16:34,427
which is why I was working the phones,
pulling strings,

1524
01:16:34,561 --> 01:16:37,630
to get a real player for the match today.

1525
01:16:37,764 --> 01:16:42,680
Three-time Wimbledon finalist,
2003 US Open champion.

1526
01:16:42,168 --> 01:16:45,572
Ladies and gentlemen, please give
a big welcome to Mr. Andy Roddick!

1527
01:16:46,239 --> 01:16:47,240
What?

1528
01:16:50,577 --> 01:16:53,246
I cannot tell you how grateful I am
that you went first.

1529
01:16:53,279 --> 01:16:56,182
I would've looked like a real *******
replacing my son like that,

1530
01:16:56,249 --> 01:16:58,840
but it all just worked out perfect.

1531
01:16:58,184 --> 01:17:00,754
Perfect. Yeah, it's just perfect.
Just how I drew it up.

1532
01:17:00,787 --> 01:17:02,922
Okay, okay. Back off him, folks.

1533
01:17:02,956 --> 01:17:05,925
The match will be played at high noon
as written in the charter.

1534
01:17:05,959 --> 01:17:08,940
I'm ready to play now if you want.
I'm gonna kill him.

1535
01:17:08,194 --> 01:17:11,331
I'm sure you are, kiddo,
but let's do this by the book.

1536
01:17:11,431 --> 01:17:15,350
I just hope no one freaks out so bad
that they bail all together.

1537
01:17:17,103 --> 01:17:18,304
- Dusty, it's okay.
- No.

1538
01:17:19,472 --> 01:17:22,742
Oh, no! Oh, no!

1539
01:17:22,809 --> 01:17:24,811
- Maybe you could beat him.
- At tennis?

1540
01:17:24,911 --> 01:17:27,580
I can't beat Andy Roddick.
It's Andy Roddick!

1541
01:17:27,647 --> 01:17:30,817
He is so much better than me, Candace!

1542
01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:33,486
And he always has been, okay?

1543
01:17:33,586 --> 01:17:36,156
Dusty, your dad's using
this charter loophole

1544
01:17:36,256 --> 01:17:38,910
against the pickleball players, right?

1545
01:17:38,224 --> 01:17:40,927
Yeah. Maybe there's something
in there that can help us.

1546
01:17:41,610 --> 01:17:42,328
No, it's not gonna work.

1547
01:17:42,429 --> 01:17:44,831
It's worth a look.
I mean, I always keep a copy on me.

1548
01:17:44,931 --> 01:17:46,599
Nice. Here. I'll do it.

1549
01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:49,335
You always keep a copy
of the club charter in your fanny pack?

1550
01:17:49,436 --> 01:17:51,710
You never know when you're gonna need it.

1551
01:17:51,104 --> 01:17:53,273
What's one other time
that you've needed it?

1552
01:17:53,406 --> 01:17:54,407
I need some air.

1553
01:18:12,292 --> 01:18:13,960
Your game's in five.

1554
01:18:19,632 --> 01:18:21,468
You sure you wanna go through with this?

1555
01:18:23,803 --> 01:18:25,205
How'd you know I was in here?

1556
01:18:25,739 --> 01:18:27,741
You're always in here before a match.

1557
01:18:28,475 --> 01:18:29,642
Sometimes during.

1558
01:18:30,977 --> 01:18:31,978
Right.

1559
01:18:34,314 --> 01:18:35,715
Not too late to back out.

1560
01:18:56,102 --> 01:18:57,904
Just in time for the coin toss.

1561
01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,720
We'll let you call it.

1562
01:18:59,172 --> 01:19:01,341
Might be the only thing
you have a chance of winning today.

1563
01:19:01,841 --> 01:19:03,900
Very funny, Andy.

1564
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:04,844
What'll it be, Son? Heads or tails?

1565
01:19:04,911 --> 01:19:06,790
Let's go with tails.

1566
01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:09,482
Tails it is.

1567
01:19:10,116 --> 01:19:11,418
Would you like to serve or receive?

1568
01:19:11,518 --> 01:19:12,919
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1569
01:19:13,190 --> 01:19:14,120
Hey.

1570
01:19:15,955 --> 01:19:18,324
- What? Do you think? Really?
- Just… Yeah.

1571
01:19:18,858 --> 01:19:20,860
Okay. I'd like to choose the court.

1572
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,530
The court? That should help.

1573
01:19:23,630 --> 01:19:24,631
It might.

1574
01:19:24,698 --> 01:19:26,599
I choose court 16.

1575
01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:27,801
- What?
- Yeah.

1576
01:19:27,867 --> 01:19:29,536
No. This is a tennis club.

1577
01:19:29,602 --> 01:19:31,604
It's a tennis match.
Play it on a tennis court.

1578
01:19:31,705 --> 01:19:34,708
No, no, no.
It says it right here in the charter.

1579
01:19:34,774 --> 01:19:40,547
"Winner of the toss may select any court
on club grounds to play the match."

1580
01:19:40,613 --> 01:19:41,514
- Yes.
- Right here.

1581
01:19:41,548 --> 01:19:44,500
What's the big deal? Why is everyone
freaking out about court 16?

1582
01:19:44,117 --> 01:19:46,886
It's pickleball, *****.

1583
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,740
He's got this. He has got this.

1584
01:20:11,411 --> 01:20:14,140
Wait. Are you John McEnroe?

1585
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,249
What gave me away? My face and body?

1586
01:20:16,383 --> 01:20:17,851
What are you doing here?

1587
01:20:17,917 --> 01:20:21,187
I heard there was a big game.
I love the action.

1588
01:20:26,559 --> 01:20:30,764
Gentlemen, game is to 11. Win by two.

1589
01:20:30,864 --> 01:20:32,198
Any questions about the rules?

1590
01:20:32,265 --> 01:20:33,767
No, let's just get this over with.

1591
01:20:46,179 --> 01:20:47,180
*******.

1592
01:21:19,779 --> 01:21:21,614
Yes. Yes!

1593
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:25,850
Trust me.

1594
01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:29,456
- Come on, Andy!
- Go, Andy!

1595
01:21:29,489 --> 01:21:30,924
Andy! Let's go!

1596
01:21:36,496 --> 01:21:37,664
- Yes!
- Yeah.

1597
01:21:38,164 --> 01:21:41,000
I get it now. It's like tennis but easy.

1598
01:21:43,403 --> 01:21:44,804
He hits it so hard.

1599
01:21:57,183 --> 01:21:59,686
There's that trademark Roddick speed.

1600
01:21:59,753 --> 01:22:03,590
Dusty doesn't have any room to breathe.
This could get out of hand quickly.

1601
01:22:03,690 --> 01:22:05,692
Who are you talking to?

1602
01:22:05,759 --> 01:22:06,826
The fans.

1603
01:22:10,530 --> 01:22:12,320
Let's watch this next point

1604
01:22:12,980 --> 01:22:15,201
and see how Dusty responds
to this latest flurry from Andy.

1605
01:22:15,268 --> 01:22:17,837
Yeah, we're planning on it. Thank you.

1606
01:22:17,871 --> 01:22:19,305
Good. That's good to hear.

1607
01:22:31,685 --> 01:22:33,987
Who do you think you are? I am!

1608
01:22:38,124 --> 01:22:39,392
Come on!

1609
01:22:39,492 --> 01:22:41,127
Come on, Andy!

1610
01:22:41,227 --> 01:22:45,632
It's looking like the lights are
just too bright for Boyd out there.

1611
01:22:45,732 --> 01:22:47,133
Maybe he can come back.

1612
01:22:47,233 --> 01:22:48,902
Not likely, but I hope so.

1613
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,804
Not only for the sake of the crowd…

1614
01:22:50,904 --> 01:22:52,872
You need some rest or, like, oxygen?

1615
01:22:52,906 --> 01:22:55,800
…but for Dusty as an individual.

1616
01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:58,812
Boldly trying to reclaim
his identity in his mid-40s,

1617
01:22:58,912 --> 01:23:01,981
his father's club hanging in the balance.

1618
01:23:02,820 --> 01:23:04,651
How do you have so many details?

1619
01:23:05,185 --> 01:23:08,540
Where did you get that hotdog?
Do they sell those here?

1620
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:09,989
Nope. Brought it from home.

1621
01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:26,720
Get up!

1622
01:23:30,844 --> 01:23:32,746
Use the court.

1623
01:23:33,780 --> 01:23:34,948
What?

1624
01:23:35,810 --> 01:23:37,170
Use the court.

1625
01:23:38,218 --> 01:23:40,120
What are you saying?

1626
01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:41,287
The messed up court!

1627
01:23:41,354 --> 01:23:43,456
Use it to your advantage,
you stupid *******.

1628
01:23:49,929 --> 01:23:52,132
The southeast fence is too close.

1629
01:24:03,209 --> 01:24:04,644
Fence is too close.

1630
01:24:10,316 --> 01:24:11,584
Yeah!

1631
01:24:14,487 --> 01:24:17,157
Get it together, Andy! Walk it off!

1632
01:24:17,223 --> 01:24:20,393
The baseline corner is warped and cracked.

1633
01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:27,333
Into the crack!

1634
01:24:29,335 --> 01:24:30,737
Chuck, your courts ****.

1635
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:34,407
Come on, Andy!

1636
01:24:34,507 --> 01:24:36,343
- Go, Andy!
- Andy! Let's go!

1637
01:24:36,976 --> 01:24:38,345
And all the pickleballers know

1638
01:24:38,445 --> 01:24:41,848
that the leaky fountain
leaves a very slippery puddle

1639
01:24:41,915 --> 01:24:43,249
near the net post.

1640
01:24:58,310 --> 01:24:59,320
You okay?

1641
01:25:00,467 --> 01:25:01,468
It's slippery right there.

1642
01:25:02,469 --> 01:25:03,870
Dad, we've gotta fix that.

1643
01:25:05,705 --> 01:25:06,706
What a good sport.

1644
01:25:07,474 --> 01:25:10,377
That run has completely
changed the momentum.

1645
01:25:10,477 --> 01:25:13,460
It's become the Dusty show on court 16,

1646
01:25:13,179 --> 01:25:17,484
and you can feel the tension from Gary,
Chuck and all the other tennis folk.

1647
01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:19,886
Are you reading off of something?

1648
01:25:19,953 --> 01:25:22,550
I'm just reading the expressions
of the crowd

1649
01:25:22,188 --> 01:25:23,790
and the body language of the players.

1650
01:25:23,890 --> 01:25:28,128
Now Dusty's got a glimmer of hope.
Sometimes that's all you need.

1651
01:25:46,746 --> 01:25:48,480
Yeah!

1652
01:25:49,820 --> 01:25:50,830
**** it!

1653
01:25:54,587 --> 01:25:55,588
Boom!

1654
01:25:57,757 --> 01:26:00,260
Hey, Andy. You leave the fridge open?

1655
01:26:01,594 --> 01:26:03,530
Hey, chef, grab me a snack!

1656
01:26:03,596 --> 01:26:05,265
Do the dishes
while you're in there, *****!

1657
01:26:05,398 --> 01:26:06,866
Where's the butter knife?

1658
01:26:06,933 --> 01:26:09,235
Sorry, just a little inside joke
I have with my friends.

1659
01:26:09,269 --> 01:26:11,771
Your friends? You mean
those 70-year-old women you came with?

1660
01:26:11,838 --> 01:26:13,540
Yeah, them.

1661
01:26:13,606 --> 01:26:16,109
You're in the kitchen though, Andy.
It's my point.

1662
01:26:18,945 --> 01:26:20,180
It's match point.

1663
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:22,449
Dusty's got an opportunity
to close him out,

1664
01:26:22,549 --> 01:26:24,617
but Roddick's been in tight spots before

1665
01:26:24,718 --> 01:26:26,419
and he ain't going down without a fight.

1666
01:26:59,753 --> 01:27:02,655
Dusty's completely transformed his style.

1667
01:27:02,722 --> 01:27:05,892
It's almost as if he realized
it's never too late to change.

1668
01:27:05,992 --> 01:27:06,993
Hit the ball.

1669
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:09,620
Letting softness be his strength.

1670
01:27:09,162 --> 01:27:13,233
Finally releasing an old idea of himself
that no longer serves him.

1671
01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:15,680
Well said, John McEnroe.

1672
01:27:15,168 --> 01:27:17,170
All right. Fine. We'll do it your way.

1673
01:27:17,303 --> 01:27:19,172
Yeah, I expected this.

1674
01:27:19,239 --> 01:27:21,474
Roddick is good at in-game adjustments.

1675
01:27:21,508 --> 01:27:23,677
He's decided to match Dusty's style.

1676
01:27:23,777 --> 01:27:26,312
I think we got ourselves
an old-fashioned dink off.

1677
01:27:26,913 --> 01:27:28,348
Hit it, Hammer. Hit the ball.

1678
01:27:32,752 --> 01:27:35,255
- What the **** are they doing?
- They're dinking.

1679
01:27:41,428 --> 01:27:42,629
What happens now?

1680
01:27:42,696 --> 01:27:43,863
Now we wait.

1681
01:27:45,131 --> 01:27:46,132
Seriously?

1682
01:27:46,633 --> 01:27:48,268
That's what this game is?

1683
01:27:48,368 --> 01:27:49,703
Pretty much, yeah.

1684
01:27:49,769 --> 01:27:52,372
They dink till someone pops it up
too high and gets crushed.

1685
01:27:52,439 --> 01:27:53,773
This is really stupid.

1686
01:28:01,815 --> 01:28:04,784
Two heavyweights
in a high-stakes tickle fight.

1687
01:28:04,884 --> 01:28:06,653
Who will be the first to giggle?

1688
01:28:41,988 --> 01:28:43,189
****.

1689
01:28:54,567 --> 01:28:55,568
Dink.

1690
01:28:55,602 --> 01:28:59,439
I love this fricking game, baby!

1691
01:29:02,575 --> 01:29:05,211
Unbelievable. Hammer wins it.

1692
01:29:05,278 --> 01:29:06,680
Hammer wins it on a dink!

1693
01:29:06,780 --> 01:29:07,881
Yeah!

1694
01:29:08,515 --> 01:29:10,216
We're getting some more courts!

1695
01:29:10,950 --> 01:29:14,621
Yeah! Yeah!

1696
01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:20,960
Yes! I'm unstoppable!

1697
01:29:30,603 --> 01:29:34,307
Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! Dusty!

1698
01:29:34,441 --> 01:29:36,420
We did it! We won!

1699
01:29:36,142 --> 01:29:38,712
You did it! You did it! We won!

1700
01:29:39,446 --> 01:29:41,147
I'm so happy for you!

1701
01:29:49,222 --> 01:29:52,258
Andy! Don't be too hard
on yourself, brother.

1702
01:29:52,325 --> 01:29:53,493
Yeah, I feel totally fine.

1703
01:29:53,626 --> 01:29:55,995
This isn't a real sport.
I don't care about anyone here.

1704
01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:58,640
All the same. You keep your head up, kid.

1705
01:29:58,164 --> 01:29:59,232
- Again, this was stupid…
- Yeah.

1706
01:29:59,332 --> 01:30:01,000
- …I'm a professional athlete…
- Yes.

1707
01:30:01,670 --> 01:30:02,569
…and your dad paid me 15 grand to be here.

1708
01:30:02,669 --> 01:30:05,739
Gladiator to gladiator, it was an honor!

1709
01:30:11,811 --> 01:30:14,447
- Yes!
- I can't believe it.

1710
01:30:14,514 --> 01:30:16,160
Neither can I.

1711
01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:19,252
I mean, there was some luck involved
and a little cheating, but we got him.

1712
01:30:19,352 --> 01:30:21,254
Dusty, that was incredible.

1713
01:30:21,354 --> 01:30:22,355
Well, thanks to you.

1714
01:30:23,189 --> 01:30:25,458
Yeah, I guess I finally realized that,

1715
01:30:25,525 --> 01:30:27,660
you know, I don't always have
to swing so hard.

1716
01:30:27,694 --> 01:30:32,132
Yeah. It took you a really, really
long time to get that, but you did get it.

1717
01:30:32,832 --> 01:30:35,368
- I got a win.
- You got a win.

1718
01:30:37,303 --> 01:30:39,973
Dusty, you may wanna check in on your dad.

1719
01:30:40,473 --> 01:30:42,842
Yeah, he ran back towards his office
looking pretty upset.

1720
01:30:42,876 --> 01:30:43,877
Not good.

1721
01:30:51,718 --> 01:30:52,719
****.

1722
01:30:54,721 --> 01:30:56,556
Look, Dad, I'm sorry.

1723
01:30:56,623 --> 01:30:58,725
I know how much this place means to you.

1724
01:30:58,858 --> 01:31:01,327
I just… I didn't mean to hurt ya.

1725
01:31:06,733 --> 01:31:08,735
My boy beat Andy Roddick.

1726
01:31:10,570 --> 01:31:12,639
Yeah, but it wasn't tennis.
It was pickleball. It's diff--

1727
01:31:12,739 --> 01:31:14,174
Doesn't matter what the game was,

1728
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:17,477
or that I'd personally invited him
here to crush you.

1729
01:31:18,411 --> 01:31:23,650
What matters is
that my boy beat Andy Roddick.

1730
01:31:24,584 --> 01:31:26,886
I am so **** proud of you, Son.

1731
01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:28,655
- You are?
- Oh, yes!

1732
01:31:28,755 --> 01:31:31,725
I've waited a long time for this, Dad.

1733
01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:36,529
It's embarrassing
how much this means to me.

1734
01:31:37,430 --> 01:31:40,500
- We always find a way, huh?
- Yeah. We finally got him.

1735
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:43,903
- We got him! Yes!
- We got him.

1736
01:31:45,772 --> 01:31:47,607
This is the most fun
we've ever had together!

1737
01:31:47,741 --> 01:31:48,942
Yes!

1738
01:32:02,455 --> 01:32:03,690
We did it.

1739
01:32:03,790 --> 01:32:05,191
Everything looks perfect.

1740
01:32:05,291 --> 01:32:09,129
Thank you, Mr. President
of Pickleball Operations.

1741
01:32:09,229 --> 01:32:13,767
Can you believe it, Mr. Vice President
of Pickleball Operations?

1742
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,468
Me?

1743
01:32:15,535 --> 01:32:16,803
That's an official title?

1744
01:32:16,936 --> 01:32:18,772
Yeah, I mean, official between you and me.

1745
01:32:18,805 --> 01:32:20,707
- And I get a pay rise?
- No, same money.

1746
01:32:20,807 --> 01:32:22,475
I cordially accept.

1747
01:32:23,476 --> 01:32:24,477
Wonderful.

1748
01:32:25,245 --> 01:32:27,947
Hey, I got you something
just as my way of saying,

1749
01:32:27,981 --> 01:32:31,251
"Thank ya and I see ya and I accept ya."

1750
01:32:33,486 --> 01:32:35,488
- You're my best friend.
- Thanks, Dusty.

1751
01:32:35,588 --> 01:32:37,791
Thanks, Peej. I gotta go schmooze.

1752
01:32:46,433 --> 01:32:48,435
My sweet, sweet Ally.

1753
01:32:48,968 --> 01:32:51,971
You've been off my radar,
but now you're back.

1754
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:56,176
Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop.

1755
01:32:57,177 --> 01:32:58,244
I hope they're happy.

1756
01:33:02,248 --> 01:33:06,860
- Kaboom!
- Nice shot, Dad!

1757
01:33:06,186 --> 01:33:08,188
We pickled them, Son. Eleven, zip.

1758
01:33:08,254 --> 01:33:09,923
- Can you believe it?
- I can't believe it.

1759
01:33:10,230 --> 01:33:13,260
Chuck, I didn't think
you could take the joy out of this

1760
01:33:13,930 --> 01:33:14,527
and you did. Respect.

1761
01:33:14,594 --> 01:33:15,995
You got pickled, Piggy.

1762
01:33:16,290 --> 01:33:19,866
Stop calling me Piggy!
My name is Skip Pigliani.

1763
01:33:19,999 --> 01:33:21,701
Okay, I'm sorry, Skip.

1764
01:33:21,801 --> 01:33:23,370
- Thank you, Chuck.
- You're welcome, Piggy.

1765
01:33:24,637 --> 01:33:26,373
Hey. You having fun?

1766
01:33:27,207 --> 01:33:30,543
I still prefer tennis, but this is,
you know, totally fine.

1767
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:34,114
It's fun. Some of the players
are a little intense.

1768
01:33:34,214 --> 01:33:37,550
Hey, darlings, can we cut the chittychat
and get back to pickling? Thank you.

1769
01:33:43,390 --> 01:33:44,824
Ladies, how's it going?

1770
01:33:44,891 --> 01:33:47,827
Would you hurry your *** up?
You're getting ready to lose.

1771
01:33:47,894 --> 01:33:49,129
Yeah, you little ****!

1772
01:33:49,729 --> 01:33:51,898
Yes, Judy! That's the fire.

1773
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,299
That is the fire.

1774
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:57,637
Can you believe we drew Gail and Judy
in the first round? What are the odds?

1775
01:33:57,737 --> 01:34:00,407
I mean, they're high. I made the bracket.

1776
01:34:00,974 --> 01:34:03,576
- I wanted to play with friends.
- Right.

1777
01:34:03,677 --> 01:34:06,146
But I also wanted a guaranteed win
and we're gonna crush 'em.

1778
01:34:06,246 --> 01:34:08,982
- Yes, let's obliterate them.
- Let's get 'em.

1779
01:34:09,820 --> 01:34:10,216
Let's go.

1780
01:34:14,540 --> 01:34:15,522
You ready for this, Hammer?

1781
01:34:17,590 --> 01:34:21,995
The Hammer's dead. I'm just Dusty.

1782
01:34:22,662 --> 01:34:24,998
Or maybe you could be called The Dink.

1783
01:34:25,980 --> 01:34:27,333
No, I'm not gonna be called The Dink.

1784
01:34:27,434 --> 01:34:29,102
I like that for you.

1785
01:34:29,169 --> 01:34:31,438
No, it is not me.
That's not gonna be my nickname.

1786
01:34:31,538 --> 01:34:33,773
Dinky Dinky Doo, that's you!

1787
01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:34,941
You're The Dink now.

1788
01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:36,509
No, no, no. I'm not gonna be The Dink.

1789
01:34:36,609 --> 01:34:41,181
Looks like Dusty's earned himself a new
nickname. Let's see if this one sticks.

1790
01:34:41,281 --> 01:34:43,350
Uh-uh. No way, guys. I'm not gonna be the…