We have recaptured the fugitive.
We're returning the prisoner now.
Denzali Prison
Lucky ring on
I feel so much safer
We're coming in hot
Hold on
Let's go
What's the hold up
Nothing, we're on our way
Let's go
Your dude's trippin'
Stay on the wall, beware
- Hey forget this maniac - I'm not leaving him
Doc!
You're just gonna roll up on me huh? After 8 damn years
What's up with that?
You're in a black ops prison that doesn't officially exist
I just got the location from a guy named Church
An agency spook
Excuse me?
Agency's official relax
Thank you for this, man.
What a waste of life
You make 1 damn mistake
It wasn't a mistake
It was stupid. You'd done that to me I would've chopped you into pieces
You would've tried
Hey you want to thank the guys?
The guys? Whe're our guys?
Hammer, Guzman.. - Gone
They've gone?
Yeah
Damn!
Heard you killed more people than the plague
How 'bout that?
That why they called you "Doctor Death"?
Used to be a medic
But that was a long time ago
So why'd you get locked away?
Tax evasion
So you're all that's left of The Expendables
We're it
We started out with 5
Built up to 22
I see Barney still hanging the tags up there
See that jingling sounds the tags make
That's a reminder that our brothers are still here
Somewhere
Come on viking
Give me an old school of your blade
Or else you might find your tags up there
Jingling too
Jingling...jingling jingling
Sharpen it when you're done
I think your friend is a little off
Come on Christmas, he's been in a hole for eight years
How'd he get so lucky
He tried pulling it off his half-***ed political assassination for a few bucks in this place called Swaziland
And he blew it
Self destructive
Yes something like that. But in all those years he's a good medic.
Well, I don't need a checkup
- Why are you so sarcastic? - You're vague
- Vague? - Secrets, idiot.
I mean why do you take me off half way round the planet
To save this medical genius
As you describe
For what?
He's an Expendable
Come on
He's an Expandable
So he's 1 of the flock
Well let me tell you something
When you're incarcerated for years
I'd come and save you
Thanks hero
But I doubt it
And I know you'd do the same for me
Truthfully?
You'd let me rot?
Exactly
Hey Doc
What's your name?
Christmas
Is that real?
Authentic
Is that real too?
Oh no, I uh...spend 3 hours every morning putting this on with a black biro
This is real
Authentic
Original
Look at that
Balance is a little off
You uh, a knife man?
Best, ever
I'm the knife before Christmas
Ain't that right Barney
If you say so
Trying to learn how to eat with a spoon
Yeah
You know that little secret you were keeping Mr Vaguo?
Stay out of my brain
I'm gonna tell you I can't wait to get home
Eat some good food
Put on some fine threads
You didn't tell him did you?
Tell me what?
We're not going home
We're stopping at a dealer named Victor Menz and delivering a shipment of thermobaric bombs
Ow, come on man
That shit is hellfire
Hey it's routine stuff
You know why don't you just pick me up on your way back
We're a man short
Well, you know, I'd love to party with you boys
But, uh, I don't have my shit
That's my shit
It is your shit
Doc, have you thanked the guys, helping you out?
Say something
Uh listen up
It's been a long time since I had a reason to say thank you
So I just want
Oh you know I
- He's getting his rhythm - Just want to say
Thank you
Sincerity is overwhelming
I think I'm gonna weep
You know what? Enough
Do not be sarcastic
That was great Doc
You haven't had to talk for a long time
You got the gift
It's like riding a bike
I liked Churchill's best
I think I made my point
I've moved you too
Stunning
Doc, great to have you back
No better place to be, yeah
About time you boys showed up
Nice boat
Thanks ladies, built it myself
Got three more just like it patrolling the harbour
Two man ground teams every 400m
Good work
Just cause you can fly a plane don't make you smarter than me
Sure it does
So you're the reason I've been stuck down here in this shithole
Shithole?
Brother you have no idea
Oh yeah, hahahaha
What the hell is that?
This ***** will solve all your problems
Yeah, maybe for 10 seconds
before he blows his wad - So now you got that problem too?
You walked into that one
Come on, look alive, look alive
Good luck
It was all under control
Yeah, that's what it looked like
Where you've been?
I had a doctors' appointment
Catch up with you boys later
What's he got?
Watch your overhead
Doc go
Ooh sadly, the man attacked me with a knife
He's good
Maybe to you
You might want to see this
See what?
I'll show you
Damn
He's really good
Say it again and I'll shoot you
Get in
Where's the bomb?
It'll be here
Barney, looks like the target is right on time
There's Menz, let's take 'em out fast.
Barney I'm gonna put you down
It can't be
What can't be?
We're gonna shoot these guys or what?
What's the hold up?
He's dead
Who's dead?
Stonebanks
Come on, get in
Come on, move! Go go go!
Come on!
Time to mow the lawn!
I told you
10 seconds
Hang on
Found you a ride
Time to go
Come on, go go go!
- How much we're getting pay for this? - Not enough
Go right
You're not gonna fit
Always negative
I'm getting carsick
Hang on Doc
Get out
Come on
Caesar
We're coming your way, where are you?
In this filthy river, behind you
Try to stay as close as you can
Make room for Caeser
Move your *** in
Who's that?
A huge black guy on a boat
Hold it, hold it, you got it going
- You alright? - Yeah
Pull over
Incoming!
Move!
We got you man, come on!
Maybe this'll bring you luck
Is he gonna make it?
I don't know
Who did this?
Stonebanks
I thought you killed him
So did I
He shot Caeser to get back at me
Yeah I'm getting out of this business
And so should you
Not yet
Hey.
If you need any help with Stonebanks
I'm supposed to meet a guy named Church
I know who you are
So who are you?
Operations officer Drummer
You don't have to worry about Church anymore
He's um, he's out of the picture
Jesus, Ross
What a mess
We gave you everything
Target opportunity, all the intel you could ask for
And you got decimated
And my target walked away
Am I wrong huh?
Am I missing something?
Yeah, sure you said the target's name was Victor Menz
- And? - It was wrong
His real name was Conrad Stonebanks
We knew him only as Victor Menz
For the torturing and killing
two of the best men I ever knew, friends
I don't give a shit what his name is
I don't like him
I want him as bad as you do
This happened on my watch
You ****ed up, and I'm wearing it
I'll find him
Again
You have one more shot
Nice to finally meet you Barney
Your men are shot to shit, what are you gonna do for a team
Don't worry about it I'll handle it
Relax
You're gonna give yourself a stroke
What's with these guys
Do you mind?
Do you think when the artist painted this, he ever thought it would go for such a ridiculous price?
I mean what is this? Just some paint, brushes, some cheap canvas, what's the big deal?
It's shit
What do you want for it?
Three million
Done
You know
It's very hard for me to say this
but at one time, you guys were the best
Maybe still are
But nothing lasts forever
Hard as it is to hear
We're not the future anymore
Unfortunately for us
We're part of the past
You.. arr.. you going somehere with this?
As I see it
If we keep this life up
The only way this thing ends
for all of us
is in a hole in the ground and no-one givin' a shit
Now, if that's the way I'm suppossed to go out, I can live with that
For me
But what I can't live with
And I won't live with
Is taking you with me
What are you saying? That's our call
I'm changing things now
You
Me
All of us
It's over
We're done
Done? You break me out
Cut me loose
You'll survive
You all will
You live your lives while you can
Where are you going, Barney?
Hey you think you just pulled the plug and that's it?
- Just did. - Yeah?
Well it doesn't work that way
What?
We've been through the mud
the shit and the blood
You owe me a shot at the sonafa***** that took Caeser down.
We're not doing that
When I joined
I joined for the whole ride
I know you did
Rides over
Bonaparte
Sorry to hear about Caeser
I hope he pulls through, he's a good one, the good ones are rare.
Yeah
Well here we are again
What do you need?
New team
Retired the old ones
Welcome to the 21st century
How many guys you looking for?
Young, hungry, willing to take a bullet
I'm going after Stonebanks
Stonebanks
Let's see, you're not the only one slipping a notch. Stonebanks is dead my friend - mortus dei.
No, he's not
That is not good
If he was half of what he used to be, four or five ain't gonna cut it
You're gonna need fifty
We gotta move fast, no time
If I got to do it fast then I can't guarantee the best
Just give me something that don't give a damn
What?
Is this a one way ticket?
Could be
Fine
I got a line on a few head cases
Couple of these guys'll probably end up shooting themselves
Wait
What about these guys? They anything?
Goes by Thorn, expert hacker
ground pilot
Did 18 months for hacking in Seattle central operating system
Shut down the whole city for 3 days
Why the hell would he do that?
Because he can
What?
I'm not looking for an office worker
Oh that's not him
Another one with a death wish. You two got a lot in common.
I could do that
You know what?
I'm gonna come around and say it
I belong on you
- You can't do that. - No.
I'd want a special rate on that one.
Yeah, yeah, that's the pecker
Always on the damn road going someplace you don't give a damn about
Beats standing still
Yeah, I got two ex-wives
- and three kids who've lost my number who'd disagree
- Hey did you turn off the autopilot? - I didn't touch the autopilot.
Gimme the booze
Are we off course?
Where the hell are we? Hang on a second
Is that the Big Dipper?
Yeah we gotta turn around
Next candidate is an expert in field craft and close quarters combat
Luna
Hi
Young lady, meet a friend of mine. Barney Ross. Barney Ross, Luna. Luna, Barney Ross.
Nice to meet you Mr. Ross
Gentlemen if you'd follow me, I have your table waiting.
Come on. Live a little.
So Luna how are things?
The same old
What do you do? You wanna go, bro?
Would you guys excuse me..
All right so what are we doing here?
Have a drink
Where's your candidate?
Right there in the red dress about to chop those guys in half
- The hostess? - Not the hostess
She's the bouncer
I could do that.
You want to slip on a dress and give it a shot.
Men
She's good
You oughta see her without heels.
When was your last checkup?
I don't know, a while back
High cholesterol, plaque, all that stuff.
Yeah pretty much
Except with me
They found a lump on my lung
Very dark, they said
Why shouldn't I see that coming?
Well, what do you do?
I try to make as much money as I can, fast as I can.
For those kids, you know. The ones I don't talk to.
Make some kind of a good impression on them, before I'm gone
Sad isn't it?
Yeah it is sad. I'm sorry.
Nah that's all bullshit, I'm fine
Just checking you're still human
Had you going there now didn't I?
Yeah you did goddammit
That can never happen again I'll never trust you again
Next kid's a bit of a dark horse.
Just came across my desk. I don't like throwing in a wildcard.
But this guy's creds were too good to pass up.
Anybody seen Felipe?
Yo Felipe.
Looks good Bonaparte.
Yeah not bad.
Finally got it right
Damn
Felipe Silva!
Meet Barney Ross
Galgo, you sent me another fake resume
Mr. Ross I can do what you need, whatever you need
I am healthier than I look, stronger than I look
Faster than I look
Actually, shit, you were born in 1984
Of course not
But I feel like that I was born in 1984
Do not waste your time, Barney we're leaving.
Mr. Ross, Mr. Ross, Mr. Ross
Please
It's like uh, it's like I have discovered.. the fountain of youth
Non, I mean.. the fountain of youth
Ponce de Leon discovered that one.
Um by the way..
another great Spaniard, like myself.
Mr. Ross
Age is just a state of mind
You're only old, when you surrender
When you give up, and I haven't, not yet
- Galgo, this shit has got to stop - I gotta go
This is the third time this month
Seriously, move on.
What's this guy's story?
Actually I feel a little sorry for him
His last team dropped him
Back in the day, you couldn't catch him
- Very fast, maybe even faster than you - No way
Oh maybe
But, what am I gonna say
It's a young man's game
I need a job!
All I know what to do is killing people And I do that very well
Damn! - Dammit!
- What's the story on this guy? - Found him at DARPA
- DARPA? - Sounds like a town in North Africa
Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency
Where they send the brightest military minds to develop next-gen weapons.
Google it
I'm not looking for weapons nerd
Ah, then you've come to the right place
Yo Marlito
Mars I like you to meet Barney Ross
As shooters go, Mars is as gifted as they get
Whatever you say
What do you say?
What I've got here is an X-25 assault rifle
Laser range, 25mm high explosive air burst rounds
Can be programmed to detonate over or behind the target
He'll do
Final candidate, John Smilee. Guy's got the most teeth in the industry.
A lot of skills, Marines, special operator
- But there is, an issue - What issue?
Yeah classic authority problem
There's a couple more swimming around in there too
Sorry Barney for wasting your time like this. He's not the guy I thought he was.
No
I want to meet him
John
Meet Barney Ross
Didn't do much to impress out there today did you?
You called me, I didn't call you
Think you'd die for the money?
Maybe you like getting your *** kicked in front of strangers
What do you guys want from me?
You running from something?
I don't know you
But I know you
- Oh yeah? - Yeah
How's that
Maybe he thinks you got potential and we're short on time. That about right?
That's about it
What's your problem?
Your problem is you're rolling around in the dirt for chump change
I hear you lost a few friends in the desert
They bought it, and you didn't
And you wear the guilt
I've been there
He's been there
We all lived it
Well you don't know me
I know the type.
Bonaparte you're right.
You did waste my time.
Hey, you didn't waste your time.
If you're going after Stonebanks, we might want to talk about financials now
Normally it's just 10%, but
I figured with Stonebanks in the equation I might want to get my fee.. possibly now.
I mean, not that you're not good for it, just, if you don't mind.
I don't mind.
It sounds like you don't have too much faith in me.
I don't.
How was your vacation?
Ready to go to work?
You find him yet?
He's in Bucharest putting together a deal with some Albanian mobster.
You got 36 hours, that's your window.
After that he's back off the grid.
Satellite map
Coordinates for where he'll be
Interesting guy
Your friend Stonebanks
You're not gonna like this but..
they want him alive.
Are you kidding me?
They want to try him at The Hague
For war crimes
You're gonna give this guy a chance in court?
It's not my decision
- No, it never is. - That's the way it's gotta be. - Great.
Agency's got a local safehouse.
You're gonna need it.
Don't trash the place.
I heard you got a job.
That's right.
Who the hell are they?
They're with me.
And we're not?
Gunner I had told you everything I had to tell you back at the bar.
And stop drinking so much.
You want to get yourself killed
With those youngsters
Do us all a favor and get the hell out of here
Wheels up in 10
If your guys wanted to fight,
why didn't they just get married?
You seriously smoking next to aviation fuel?
Amateur
Amateur ***holes
Who you calling ***hole, grandpa?
Grandpa's about to crush your windpipe.
What is this? Is this your toy?
Boy?
You want to dance big guy?
Hey! It's just a job
Come on, let's go
Bunch of has been's still trying to be hard
You're young and you're dumb
Jingling jingling
Keep it
You're gonna need it
Never thought you would call in that favor
I'm also not happy about it
Got a minute?
What do you need?
Tell me more about this guy we're going after.
It doesn't matter, you were hired to do a job.
How about answering why we're doing this job?
I owe you a salary that's it
Why are we going after Stonebanks?
You have a hard time taking orders don't you?
If I don't know what they are, yeah.
I know you don't give a damn about us.
I get that.
But just tell me why you want to take out this guy so bad.
Thirty seconds to drop.
Copy that.
Let's go.
I can take care of myself.
Twenty seconds to drop.
Ten seconds..
We're on.
This guy's got more muscle than a cartel king.
Maybe he's up for a conference or something.
What you're drinking Barney? Is that like vanilla latte or somehting?
Stay sharp.
Move.
You have to think about this again Mr. Menz.
I promise you this won't happen again
Move the car. - I'm talking to you!
Nice driving Mars
Good performance
Yeah, too good
Any closer and I'd beat his ***
I believe her
Got 'em
Oh man, this guy's protected better than the president.
Yeah, and his crib's like a 5-star fortress.
Listen we're not taking him there.
I bet the hotel is full of guests.
So where do we hit them?
At the meet.
We'll hit him from all four sides.
Hit him hard.
Ok, um, so
Our plan is to what? Kick down the door and start spraying bullets?
It's a great plan
If it's 1985
And what's that supposed to mean?
You heard me
You got a better plan?
Much better.
Let's hear it.
Thorn, you're up.
Ok, I'm the plan.
This better be good.
First I hack the security grid main server, boom.
Bypass the motion detector lasers and biometric sensors, pow.
Override the surveillance videos and CCTV systems, ba-bam.
And we are in.
It's child play.
Just like that?
Just like that.
Exactly, like that.
You better be right.
Ba-bam.
Let's go.
So why'd you let your team go?
If you stick around long enough you're gonna buy it. It was time.
They didn't seem too happy about it.
If you're looking to go the family route,
it's the wrong job for you.
There are different kinds of family
And when my life is on the line
That's my family fighting with me
You know what I mean.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Right on time.
Ladies first
Go ahead then Thorn
Will you shut up and get in the sewer.
And ladies and gentlemen, we officially have eyes in the sky.
Copy that.
Let's do this.
Thought you'd never ask.
Good to go.
Good luck boys.
Woah! Shit!
What's the problem?
The buyer, they're early
Threat just doubled.
You're early.
When Cain slew his brother
God banished him from civilization
But before that he placed a mark on him
It was a felon's brand, but..
to protect him from roving hunters
Customs is not X-ray artwork
Only oils
Very good
There you have it
Gabil
My pleasure
As always
Can you access nuclear weapons?
I might
But generally I find people are a little too emotional for ownership
And I'd hate you killing all my other customers by accident
Or on purpose
In position
Set
I pay you what you want
Let me think about it
We're on.
Stonebanks is moving, watch it.
Like little mice..
Try again
Open sesame
Go go go
Move
Go
Barney Ross says hello
Nice job
Trench you copy?
I'm waiting
Package is secured.
Hurry up.
It's boring.
Why don't you just a bullet in his head and be done with it
Hey, you said we were taking him in.
Good morning.
Are these your students?
Hey kids, what'd you learn tonight huh?
What happened to the old crew?
Oh that's right.
They stuck their noses into other people's worlds and got fatally injured.
Now they're The Deletables
Hey, you hear that kids?
Take note cause that's what you're doing right now.
Let me shut his mouth.
You're talking pretty tough to a guy who's incapacitated, which is good for you. - Is it?
Why don't you cut me loose and I'll open your meat shirt and show you your own heart.
Hey Barney.
Why don't the two of us just end this? What do you say?
Mix it up, either you snapping my spine or me snapping yours
You know, make it snappy
He thinks I'm joking. I'm not joking.
You should see me when I'm angry
You'd be very impressed
And very dead
So come on pal
Anything you want to get off your chest
Come on, lay it out
I'm a good listener
You're gonna take me back to the has been crew?
Carve me up around a fire
Very tribal
When we stop, I wanna break every bone in your body
And drop what's left at The Hague
The Hague. I finally made the big-time.
I'm a war criminal
Keep laughing
Do you think,
that you can just deliver me like a package?
We were close once
See we started this whole Expendables thing together, see?
Look I've got the marks
They're a bit faded but, we had a falling out
You went dark
It's a dark business Barney, don't pretend you're not in it.
The baddest survive, those are the rules, I didn't make them up
You see Barney here was content to work for the small end money
As an employee
Now being boss is more lucrative but that's a concept that somehow eluded you
Plus you got that pesky moral conscience
God that stuff gets in the way
He thinks he's the good guy
Keep talking while you can
Sure, you got a conscience that makes you weak
Success, real success
Is being willing to do the things that other people are not
Not everyone's as sick as you
Oh, but you are
Did you kill anyone today Barne?
Blow any shit up?
How bout you kids? Kill anyone?
Before you all start grabbing bricks to stone me at The Hague
You might want to check your own hands for blood
But I digress. Where was I?
Yes, business is booming right?
A chopper here, a missile there, guns
Whatever, when suddenly
a competitor
If you can call Uncle Sam a competitor
Hires my own team. Barney and the whole gang to whack me.
Things got ugly real fast and a lot of poeple got dead
Three former brothers in arms
- Shut your mouth. - Three Expendables
Our brothers, men we ate with, fought with, bled with, dead!
He puts three slugs into my chest - thank God for body armor, even I thought I was dead
And then he boogies out with the casualties, all dead! Because you couldn't stay out of my business!
Shut your mouth!
Go on, do it!
Go on! - It's what he wants.
It's hard to fathom
I can't believe you forgot
What?
That it's hard to beat an enemy when he's living inside your own head
You see you tie me up
Like an animal
Leave me to the slaughter. You humiliate me. Disgrace me.
Now when the time comes to kill you
And it will. I will not use a weapon. I will use my hands
Because I want you to feel the way that I feel right now
cause we were brothers
What's that?
It's a GPS tracker
How about that?
Hold it.
We may need them.
I need a body, find him.
- What happened?
- We found a shitstorm.
It's gonna getting worse.
This came in for you, 10 minutes ago.
Hey Barney.
My search party's dead so I'm taking it you're still with us.
Now you should've killed me when you had the chance cause that's your last window, and it's gone
Now, I got something to show you here
Lida, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Chica
Yeah yeah yeah
Hey, give her a little squeeze, there
Personally, I'd chalk it up to collateral damage, but I don't give a ****.
But, I know you.
- 48 hours and they're gone for good. - You want them?
- Come get them
What are you gonna do?
Wow, looking a little strung out there kids.
This is what you get for being pawns in Barney's moral chess game.
That one looks a little slack.
You know I feel most bad for you.
I don't give a shit how you feel.
I do, I have a daughter.
I have feelings, anyway.
You know, when the CIA, I, er presume that's who you're working for
Am I right?
I bet you don't even know who you're working for
But for Barney?
Do you know who's he working for?
Does he know who's he working for?
It gets very confusing
Anyway, when the CIA wanted guys doing the dangerous work
in the dangerous places,
they called us. When they didn't want to get their hands dirty,
they called us.
Yup, we cleared every hotspot they had
We bumped the bad guys so that the good guys could roll in looking like heroes
We killed a lot
But we saved more lives
than you can possibly imagine
Then the boys on the hill wanting no loose ends
Tried to bury me
I was an American
Working for America
Was
They'd eat their own children
The lesson here is
Never do business with the government
I'm gonna save you that heartache.
You never will.
So you're getting your old team?
Nah, I've burned that bridge.
You know your pride is gonna get you killed.
Better me than them.
- So you're really gonna go back? - Yeah
- Alone? - Yeah
You're an idiot.
Thanks for showing up.
I guess our favors are done.
But you're still an idiot.
How the hell did you find me?
People talk.
I hear things.
You got a mission
I can help
My name is Galgo.
Let me fill you in.
I am good, very good.
At warfare.
You know good memory, afraid of nothing
I want to be your friend.
I don't need a friend.
Yes, you do
Everybody does.
I don't have any friends That's why I know
Besides my friendship issues,
what I really need now is somehting to do
Well not just anything but
what I was born to do
Best bet, this is a one way trip
Excuse me sir, but
one way trip
is better than no way
which is the way I live now.
Help me with the crate.
I'm sorry
On the plane Gogo
On the plane, yes. But Gogo no Gogo, Galgo.
- Galgo. - Gogo sounds like a Parisian hooker.
I am the bridegroom of death
The lyrics of a Spanish legion old songs
that we used to sing when we're on a mission in Croatia
That's where I met Mingo
The best point man ever
Some kind of savant you know, ambush
this guy could sniff, under fire
The coolest cat ever
Just pure eyes in his veins
We were pinned down once like two bullets left
I looked over
Not one bead of sweat
Yeah
Can I help you up there
You're a mechanic now?
Of course I am a mechanic. I am whatever you need me to be sir.
Ok then just be quiet.
Yes, sir
Tiger,
This sniper I knew
I mean, this guy got it all figured out
Wind speed, temperature
Barometric pressure
But you know what he says the most important?
No
Patience
Really?
Yes, he said that
This thing smells good, what is that? Kerosene? Gasoline?
Aviation fuel
It's good
The best team member ever, his name was Torres
Holy shit
You wouldn't believe what this guy was capable to do
Un-believable
I'm telling you, man.
- Galgo? - Yes, sir
I think I know why your team let you go
You do?
Really?
Yes
Last chance
You sure you want to do this?
I like travelling.
Good.
Uh, who are those guys?
My old team.
What the hell are you doing here?
You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess
We're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it.
Come on
We're late for a war.
Galgo you might want to get out of that seat, Christmas is coming.
But it's June.
Galgo, get the hell out.
Yes sir.
My hat.
I'm curious
What?
Since when did suicide become your hobby?
I got a will
You know I'm probably the only friend you've got.
I got a lot of friends
You walk into a room, people jump on the tables
I missed you Christmas
I miss you too you demented bastard
You could've left it demented
Solid structure
That is taking us from one place to another
Through unbelievable speeds
Think about it
If God...if God... if he would've liked us you know flying
He would've give us feathers
Do you have feathers?
- I don't have feathers - It's gonna be a long *** flight fellas
It's going to be
It's going to be a long flight but don't worry
I'm here, because I can't sleep on planes..
Yeah
Thought you should know Barney, you're walking into a shitstorm
NSA ran a signals and frequencies check on your team's phones.
Who is that?
Lee Christmas.
What's up with the local army?
I don't understand a word this guy is saying.
Local army status.
Small, corrupt.
Stonebanks got all the brass in his pocket.
Been running his operations through this shithole of a country for years.
Want some advice?
- What's the advice? - What goddamn language is that?
They don't teach you that on the stage either.
Look who's talking.
What's the advice Drummer?
Forget about what you're thinking.
Remember our deal.
We need him alive.
So he can sit in a courtroom and beat this on a technicality?
Those are orders Barney.
- You broke the phone. - I got another one.
Think we'll make it back from this one?
You didn't have to come along, Christmas.
Sure I did
Morons need friends.
Gentlemen.
Change of plans.
This is it?
This is your evac team?
Short notice.
Yeah
Very short
Where is your team?
Major Drummer?
No team, this one's off the books.
I'm not even here.
Nobody's here.
I thought Church was ***hole.
Hysterical is strength. Weird. Weird concept
I mean, if you're hysterically strong
You don't even have to go to the gym
You are just strong. You just got it
Hysterical was a concept that actually was applied to women..
..in the 19th century
You know what I mean
Well, this is an interesting place
He gave me a migraine
I hear that
Don't you think?
Look on the bright side
You run out of bullets, you can talk him to death.
Roger that
Tall one doesn't like me
He doesn't like anybody
- What you say? - He likes you
What the hell is that?
What?
That computer strapped to your wrist
Nothing
The same thing you were busting that kid's balls about.
Nah, I had it for a while now.
Why'd your team let you go?
Why is it matter now?
I want to know who I'm working with
They are not around anymore
So
This um,
So why'd they let you go?
They didn't
I was not in the army anymore. We were
retreaving a hostage something like uh
like what we are doing here
It was a beautiful day
No problems
And then it all went bad
We got hit, cut off
Waited for support, no one came
Everybody died
Except me.
Galgo..
Torres and Tiger were right.
You were listening.
Yeah, I was listening.
Thank you.
So what do you think?
I think we should get this over with.
Four signals
Eight stories up.
This is way too wrong.
Sally don't like it.
You know he's got eyes on us now.
- May I suggest something? - No. No, later.
That's what I thought.
That's fine.
Go.
Break it
What the hell..
Hello Barney
I knew you couldn't stay away
But I'm relieved that someone could pick up the kids.
You got them in there, now try gettting them out
But unfortuantely for you
The entire complex has been wired with C-4
It'd take a regular Joe about 90 seconds to get out of there. You got, how about 45?
He's turned this whole place into a bomb
Maybe not
Hey!
9% battery power? You didn't charge it?
Excuse me but what are you doing?
Try to run some code, should be able to jam the signal
Why didn't you think of that?
Well I use it to check the weather
Will you just shut up and let him do his thing?
You sure you're gonna do this Thorn?
I can do it, I can do it.
Come on, man.
Come on, come on.
Come on Thorn
Come on
You're good, come on Thorn.
Focus, focus.
Got it
Good job, my boy
We lost override. The signal is jammed.
Send them in
Barney the battery's at 8%. When this thing dies, we lose override.
That gives us about 25 minutes tops
Don't pop the bottles yet, we still got trouble.
- What? - Big trouble
Lucky again bro
Try to enjoy the view because shortly the building that you're currently standing in
- How did you shitheads manage to get captured anyway? - Shut the **** up!
Step back
This is not an accident. And we're trapped in here.
This is exactly what he knew would happen
Us, tearing at each other
This stops now
We can do this
But only if we do this together
If we work as a team
We just may get out of this alive
Now do you, want to make it work
That simple
You got any weapons?
Here's the plan. We're gonna break up into small groups
And go out through the ground floor
Get ready
Come on
- Thorn, you stay with me. - You take Galgo.
Yeah I don't want to
What, what? Shhh
Don't stop!
One there, one there
There's too many!
They're on our flank. Bring it to 'em.
That's enough, light them up
Incoming
Up the shaft Thorn. You gotta protect that signal jammer.
I thought you could fight.
Jesus God, you're ok?
Do not worry I love this
Good keep moving.
Relax.
I told you you'd give yourself a stroke.
You got a tank problem pal.
Do something about it.
I'm on it.
Trench, on your right
That's gotta hurt
Drummer's in the house.
Let's go.
Time to pick up the tempo boys.
Look out for the chopper.
Not good.
Hold on.
This is not happening.
You want to do something?
Put me down! Put me down!
Oh shit
Hi there
Closer
Yang, hit something
Next
Your name is Luna right?
Luna means moon.
Hypnotic, mysterious, magical, like yourself.
Would you like to hold my gun?
Goodbye, sweet.
There he is!
Come on, drive this thing.
This one's for Caesar, ***holes.
Yeah!
Damn that's cool.
It was all under control.
That's what it looked like.
Come on!
This the happiest moment of my life.
Jingling jingling.
You finished here?
Men!
- You're not gonna believe this - Oh, god.
I've been thinking of you the whole time.
- During the whole fight! - Can we just go?
Come on.
Hold up.
Warning, we got reinforcements.
Shit.
Drummer, there's another wave coming.
The only way out is up.
On my way.
Evac in 5.
Got it.
Everybody get to the roof now.
Got it.
Trench, Yang, come on, clear the roof.
Let's go.
Damn.
- Always this easy? - Pretty much.
How hard can it be to kill 10 men?
D'you think you could even just wound a couple?
Watch closely.
And again.
Anybody else?
Useless bunch..
You want something done right..
You got valet parking here?
Yeah, there's some right here.
Go go go
Don't stop
Come on guys, move it.
Drummer, we're pinned down.
Stop mumbling.
Good morning.
Let's get to the chopper.
Let's go
Go go go go move go
Go gotta go
- Yang? - You're welcome
You're working for Trench?
Yeah, he pay me more money
- Who the hell are you? - I'm the guy that just saved your ***
(Spanish profanity...)
Batteries at 2%
Hey Barney, leaving so soon?
Come on, ley's finish this
How you feeling?
Come on, stand up, you'll feel better.
Barney where are you?
Lose the armor, I want you to feel this.
Barney we gotta go.
And don't even think about going for that piece of garbage in the bag.
Come on.
That's it.
We don't need these, do we?
Come on.
Barney we gotta go.
Batteries at 1%
Come on Barney.
What about The Hague huh?
I am The Hague.
Batteries gone.
Gotta go, gotta go.
No don't, wait, wait.
I can't wait.
Go!
Come on, Barney! Go!
What the hell..
You owe me Barney.
Barney!
Pull me up.
You're gonna fire us again, Barney?
Come on!
Can't hear you, pal!
I'm gonna kill you!
Alright, I'm sorry!
- Pull me up you idiots. - Don't pull him up.
To Caeser
Caeser
Yo Barney
Yeah
I don't think I'll be needing this anymore.
You want your luck back?
I hope I didn't stretch it.
I think you did stretch it.
- Good to have you back man. - Good to be back.
Don't scare us like that anymore, ok.
Hail Caeser.
You never got him to The Hague.
You know Drummer..
Working with you ain't been so bad.
I haven't had so much fun in years.
Fun's important.
These guys are nuts.
Our power's combined...
Yes, you are
Come on, there must be a plan
- Woah, Major Old-School - Major Bad***
I'll drink to that
I am sure I have done enough
That I am worth my weight, in gold you know
Am I close? And since I am as crazy as you
I am sure I feel game..
- Galgo? - Yes sir?
Welcome aboard.
Thank God!
Because I already spent a fortune on this
You know what I mean
I am so happy
Barney thank you
No, no, no, no
- No hugging - No hugging
Ooh..
Best two out of three.
- Hey! - Hey!
- Just wanted to say thanks.
For what?
- For caring. - Oh, come on.
- You know, if you were 30 years younger.. - I'd be afraid of you.
Cheers.
Hey Yang, looks like you had a growth spurt.
Tall people don't live long.
So you're working for Trench now.
And you, I thought you retired.
I lied.
Good.
You guys want to get a room?
So jealous.
We came in this thing together, we gonna leave here together.
Absolutely.
Cheers.
You know for a guy that doesn't take orders very well
You did pretty good.
Yeah?
So when do I take over?
Keep drinking.
Hey Smilee!
Get over here.
You did good kid.
You look like a proud, demented father.
You could've skipped the demented part.
It was a compliment.