1 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,300 (lively orchestral music playing) 2 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,700 BURT: Mommy and Daddy will be right next to you. 3 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:42,542 The lights will go down. 4 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,211 There may be some organ music as the curtain opens. 5 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,446 (chuckles): Don't be scared. 6 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,381 It'll be dark in there, you said. 7 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,517 - I don't want to go in. - But it's fun. 8 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,252 All week, you've been so excited. 9 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:53,887 Your first ever movie. 10 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,589 - And the people are gigantic. - What people? 11 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:59,225 You said the people in the movie are gigantic. 12 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,994 Oh, because of the big screen they're on, 13 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,862 but they're not real, uh, right? 14 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:05,899 - MITZI: They're like dreams. - Dreams are scary. 15 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:09,402 Some dreams are, but this is gonna be a nice dream. 16 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,872 About a circus and clowns and acrobats and, um... 17 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:14,374 You want to know how it works? 18 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,409 There's a big machine called a projector. 19 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,211 Inside, there's a big bright light, 20 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:19,746 and it projects photographs 21 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,915 - of-of clowns and acrobats. - MITZI: And elephants. 22 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,384 - Uh, "projecting" means it sends them out. -Happy things. 23 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,653 Happy things like light from a huge flashlight. 24 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:29,489 But these photographs move past the light really fast. 25 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,424 24 photos in every second. 26 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,260 Now, in your brain, 27 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,628 each photograph stays for about a 15th of a second. 28 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,164 That's called persistence of vision. 29 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:39,799 The photographs move past 30 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,634 faster than your brain can let go of them, 31 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,636 and that's how the movie projector tricks us 32 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:47,400 into believing that motionless pictures are moving. 33 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,676 A motion picture. 34 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:54,470 Movies are dreams, doll, that you never forget. 35 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:55,248 You just wait and see. 36 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,616 When it's over, you're gonna have 37 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,651 the biggest, sloppiest smile on your face. 38 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:00,653 -(chuckles) - They're letting us in. 39 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:03,123 (lively orchestral music continues) 40 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:10,130 (train chugging on-screen) 41 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,970 HARRY (on-screen): Wait till the engines pass. 42 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,205 (chugging slows) 43 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,215 (steam whistling) 44 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,386 -(man shouts on-screen) - Unlock the door. 45 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,389 (audience gasps) 46 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:38,910 KLAUS (on-screen): Pass it down. 47 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:39,492 (tires screech) 48 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,394 (distant train whistle blowing) 49 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:43,163 - What's that? - Second section. 50 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,231 -(train chugging) -(bell clanging) 51 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:48,100 KLAUS: Angel. She's on that train. 52 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,300 HARRY: So what? We got the dough. Let's get out of here. 53 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,539 Lights. I must turn the lights down the track. 54 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,341 You crazy lunkhead. Give me that wheel. 55 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,110 We are going to-- down the track! 56 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,111 (Harry grunts) 57 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,179 (audience gasps) 58 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,414 The train! Stop the train! 59 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,183 Stop the train! 60 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,551 (tires screech) 61 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,187 Stop! Can't you see the lights?! 62 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,488 Stop! 63 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,423 (train whistle blowing) 64 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:12,250 First section! Hold it! 65 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:15,729 - KLAUS: Angel! Angel! -(brakes screeching) 66 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:17,697 (audience exclaiming) 67 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,506 (panicked screaming) 68 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,542 (lions roaring) 69 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,387 What was your favorite part? 70 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,293 Sammy, what do you want for Hanukkah? 71 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:49,696 I told you this wasn't a good idea, 72 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,565 what with all of his A-N-X-I-E-T-I-E-S. 73 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,601 Kids his age have big I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-S. 74 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:58,538 No fair spelling out the long words. 75 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,276 The lights change how everything looks. 76 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:04,711 It's hard to find our house. 77 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,247 Ours is the dark house with no lights. 78 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,716 (Mitzi snickers) 79 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,193 That's what I want for Hanukkah. 80 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,950 - What? - Christmas lights! 81 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:23,430 (laughs) 82 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,731 Sorry, dolly. 83 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:27,100 Jews don't get Christmas lights. 84 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,935 Eight nights of candlelight. 85 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,472 ♪ Who could ask for anything more? ♪ 86 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:36,760 ♪ Who could ask for anything more? ♪ 87 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:39,979 Can I sleep with the oscilloscope? 88 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:42,150 (quiet rhythmic buzzing) 89 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,758 (train whistle blowing faintly) 90 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,662 HARRY: Get going. We got to burn rubber. 91 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:56,996 - KLAUS: What's that? -Second section. 92 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,631 KLAUS: Angel. She's on that train. 93 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,330 -The lights. -(train whistle blows) 94 00:05:00,330 --> 00:05:01,601 I must turn the lights down the track. 95 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:02,635 -Stop the train! -(train chugging) 96 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:03,837 Stop the train! 97 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,605 -(brakes screeching) -Angel! 98 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,774 (whistle blowing) 99 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:11,444 SAMMY: Mommy! Mommy! 100 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,281 I know what I want for Hanukkah! 101 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,317 I know what I want for Hanukkah! 102 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,552 (all speaking Hebrew in unison) 103 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,397 ...Hanukkah! 104 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,198 -(laughter) -(girls scream excitedly) 105 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,000 NATALIE: Thank you! 106 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,503 (giggles, whoops) 107 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,905 Sammy. 108 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:41,174 -(giggles) Oh, my God. - Whoa. 109 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,900 I'm so excited. 110 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,681 (piano playing "Down by the Station") 111 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:53,190 ALL: ♪ Down by the station early in the morning ♪ 112 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:56,890 ♪ See the little pufferbellies all in a row ♪ 113 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:00,393 ♪ See the stationmaster pull the little handle ♪ 114 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,529 ♪ Puff, puff, toot, toot ♪ 115 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,831 ♪ Off they go ♪ 116 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:08,680 ♪ Down by the station early in the morning ♪ 117 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:12,872 ♪ See the shiny train cars all in a row ♪ 118 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:16,609 ♪ Waiting to get hitched up and go on their adventure ♪ 119 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,545 ♪ Puff, puff, toot, toot ♪ 120 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,214 -♪ Off they go. ♪ -(music ends) 121 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,718 Okay, so the outside grounds, the middle conducts the power, 122 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,530 and these two metal wheels under the engine 123 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:28,588 complete the circuit. 124 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:31,725 So, new, Mr. Engineer? 125 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,394 RCA gave you a raise? 126 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,300 That is one expensive trolley car. 127 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,898 It's not a trolley car. It's a Lionel train. 128 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:41,340 No raises for the computer guys this year. 129 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:42,102 Next year, maybe. 130 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,570 Your moonlighting son is paying for it 131 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,772 by filling up my house with broken TVs. 132 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,241 Repair work, that's how. 133 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,411 Oy, careful he doesn't electrocute himself. 134 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,646 (speaks Russian) 135 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,281 - TINA: Hold on. - You're okay. 136 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,884 You're not taking that fancy train to Florida without me. 137 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,552 Hey, look. 138 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,654 She's down on the floor. 139 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:03,656 (chuckles): Who's gonna help her up? 140 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,258 Who says I'm getting up? 141 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:09,620 I'm going to Miami on the Sammy Limited. 142 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:10,930 Go ahead. 143 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,100 - Ooh. (gasps) -(whirring) 144 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,503 -(laughter) -(toy train whistle blowing) 145 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:19,939 (toy bell dinging) 146 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,809 (girls screaming excitedly) 147 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,846 (real train whistle blowing) 148 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,519 (whistle growing louder) 149 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,120 (bell clangs) 150 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,790 (wheels squealing) 151 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,800 (whirring) 152 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,149 (real train chugging, whistle blowing) 153 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,820 (brakes screeching) 154 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,691 (people screaming) 155 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:15,829 (lions roaring) 156 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,399 (Mitzi gasps) 157 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,835 (panting) 158 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,570 I precisely engineer toys. 159 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,710 You can play with them 160 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:26,473 when you've learned to treat them with respect. 161 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,742 I do respect them. I love them. 162 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,577 I know you do, but you can't just love something. 163 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:33,246 You also have to take care of it, right? 164 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,520 Maybe we can play together with them this weekend. 165 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:51,970 But I need to see them crash. 166 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,169 I don't understand. 167 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,872 Why does he need to see them crash? 168 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:03,430 (Burt sighs) 169 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:04,210 It's late. 170 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,745 You don't want to shut your light? 171 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:06,913 Mm. In a minute. 172 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:09,549 I'm still wide-awake. 173 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,520 You see these descending notes? 174 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,688 That's called a lament bass. 175 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,457 (vocalizes music) 176 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:20,226 You should play it on the radio on that arts program. 177 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,950 - Oh. (laughs) -They keep asking you to go back. 178 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:23,897 I don't have time for that. Mm. 179 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,765 Well, we can hire a sitter. 180 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,670 Who can afford that? Forget it. 181 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:29,269 That was another life. (chuckles) 182 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,571 That was two kids ago. 183 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,946 You know what I miss most about the piano? 184 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,951 Surrendering to the score. 185 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,589 Knowing Bach is gonna tell you how-- 186 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,991 First this note, then this chord, 187 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:56,596 then you open your hand, you stretch down an octave... 188 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:00,660 (vocalizes music) 189 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:10,760 Making a little world you can be safe and happy in. 190 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,351 (whispers): Thank you. 191 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:30,630 That's why he needs to watch them crash. 192 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:36,169 He's trying to get some kind of control over it. 193 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,377 Sammy? 194 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:49,150 We're going to use Daddy's camera to film it. 195 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,284 Only crash the train once, okay? 196 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,986 Then, after we get the film developed, 197 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,487 you can watch it crash over and over 198 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,823 till it's not so scary anymore. 199 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,392 And your real train won't ever get broken. 200 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:04,397 One more thing, dolly. 201 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,330 Let's not tell your father. 202 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:10,370 It'll be our secret movie, just yours and mine. 203 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,374 - Okay? - Okay. 204 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,743 Sorry I'm late. 205 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,812 I picked up Ms. Moynahan's Motorola. 206 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,347 There's no room left in the workshop. 207 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,349 - Where should I put it? - The living room, I guess? 208 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,184 Okay. 209 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,530 Hey, uh, sorry I'm late. I picked up Mrs. Fabelman. 210 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:28,355 Where should I put her? 211 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,156 (speaking Russian) 212 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,425 (chuckles): Ow! Ow, ow, ow. 213 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,761 - Did the mail come? - It's on the table. 214 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,290 (door closes) 215 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,765 Cossack. 216 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,370 (food sizzling) 217 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,885 - This is brisket? - SAMMY: My movie! 218 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,722 MITZI: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 219 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,290 After supper. 220 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,193 The amount of magnetism is increased by 221 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,429 how magnetically permeable the core material is. 222 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,898 The tricky thing is how permeable we can make it. 223 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,367 Am I supposed to be following any of this? 224 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,903 You know what a magnetic field is, right? 225 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,939 Uh, yeah. Well, sure. I mean, it... 226 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,142 Sammy, do you know what a magnetic field is? 227 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,910 - Can I be excused? - Nope. 228 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,745 But I need to, just for a minute. 229 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,414 - What's so urgent? - HADASSAH: Honey. 230 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,249 This tastes funny, Burt. 231 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,484 It tastes funny on a plastic fork. 232 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,587 - Ma. - Is she saving the silverware 233 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,790 for when the Eisenhowers drop by? 234 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,425 The problem is we're using vacuum tubes, 235 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,260 not transistors, and magnetic cores 236 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,960 - to try to access memory... - 35,000 magnetic cores. 237 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,931 Hey, Sam, you know on your father's camera 238 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,166 when the film runs out? 239 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,767 When that happens, what do you do? 240 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,602 - Load more film. - The same with computers. 241 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,604 You have to load more tape, and that slows everything down... 242 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,440 Mitz, the chopped liver was beyond belief. 243 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,241 -(shushes) - BENNIE: ...load it with data, 244 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,410 and instead of changing tapes every ten seconds, 245 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,112 this new machine he's engineering... 246 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,581 - The BIZMAC! - The BIZMAC! 247 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,583 It can search for information 248 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,851 through all these tapes at once. 249 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,119 You never need to change any of them. 250 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,253 It'll be ten times faster. 251 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:10,256 I love Burt's brain. (chuckles) 252 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,460 Especially when you're around to explain what's in it. 253 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,195 (laughter) 254 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:18,998 Mom, I have to go upstairs now. 255 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,700 Not until you've finished eating. 256 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,835 He cleaned his plate. 257 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,303 No, he didn't. 258 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,204 (Sammy scoffs) 259 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,972 -(Reggie gasps) - Sammy. 260 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,874 Hey, Natalie, I think there's something under your plate. 261 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,109 - MITZI: Sammy. - No, there isn't. 262 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,430 BENNIE: Lift it up and check. 263 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:31,444 I saw it moving. 264 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:36,160 -(screaming) -(yelling playfully) 265 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,852 (girls groaning) 266 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,320 -(gulps) -(laughter) 267 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,654 Licorice. 268 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,890 (chuckles): If there's anything I'm a sucker for, 269 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,891 it's licorice. 270 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,127 (laughter continues) 271 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,300 Uncle Bennie, that was so disgusting! 272 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,133 - No, no! - Natalie, he is not your uncle. 273 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,535 Also, he is not that funny. 274 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,672 Oh, "uncle" is a term of affection. (laughing) 275 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,307 Natalie, he's not related. 276 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:06,179 He's only always here because he works for my son. 277 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,820 He's only always here because he's my best friend. 278 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:11,351 And deep down inside you, Mrs. Fabelman, 279 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,486 admit it, I'm your friend, too. 280 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:17,390 Deep down inside of me is none of your business. 281 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,525 (Bennie laughs) 282 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,993 MITZI: (grunts) Sid Caesar's on tonight. 283 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,280 Help me. 284 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,531 - BURT: Natalie, get that corner. - What? 285 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,932 BENNIE: Get the corner. Get the corner. 286 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,701 NATALIE: Can I help you take it out? 287 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,203 (projector whirring quietly) 288 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,255 Sammy. 289 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:56,396 (chuckling) 290 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,899 (projector whirring quietly) 291 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,430 I had to crash it a whole lot of times, 292 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,566 - but the train never got hurt. -(sighs) Golly. 293 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,568 (chuckles) 294 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,771 I thought that was The Greatest Show on Earth. 295 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:42,676 (laughing): Oh, more, more, more, more, more. 296 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,110 ♪ ♪ 297 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,412 Head back. Open. 298 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,181 - Ah. - Candy corn in. 299 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,617 -(Reggie giggles) - Say, "Ah." 300 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,252 Head back. 301 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:56,122 - Ketchup. Okay. -(giggling) 302 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,490 Scream like it hurts. 303 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,920 Pull it! 304 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,294 (Natalie screaming) 305 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,967 (Reggie gasps) 306 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,370 (spits) 307 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:12,872 (Reggie grunts) 308 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,841 (chuckles): Sammy! 309 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,843 (kids laughing) 310 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,311 Oh. 311 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,982 (gasps) 312 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,317 (laughing) 313 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,656 (grunting, gasping) 314 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,959 (roaring) 315 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,610 (growling, shrieking) 316 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,330 ♪ ♪ 317 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,238 (girls growling, roaring) 318 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,142 (roaring continues in distance) 319 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,751 Take off the blindfolds. 320 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,520 (camera whirring) 321 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,860 (both screaming) 322 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,861 (gasping) 323 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,763 Sammy? 324 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,366 Reggie, Natalie, come downstairs pronto. 325 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,536 Your father has an announcement. 326 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,410 General Electric wants to hire me 327 00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:23,443 because of what I did on BIZMAC. 328 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,746 They want to use my electronic library system to-- 329 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,715 Well, I-I don't think they have any notion 330 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,160 of what I can do with it. 331 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,218 And I'll make more money. 332 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,540 Is Uncle Bennie coming, too? 333 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:36,623 Well, D-Daddy and me haven't had a chance to think 334 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,392 - about Uncle Bennie, but... - Bennie, no. He lives here. 335 00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:43,296 Burt. 336 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,231 (stammers softly) 337 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,901 I'll miss your Uncle Bennie, too, 338 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,603 but Phoenix is a real neat city. 339 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,105 It's on the rise. 340 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,474 They've only just hired me. I've got no pull there yet. 341 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,376 I can't ask General Electric 342 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,780 to hire somebody else on my say-so. 343 00:17:58,780 --> 00:17:59,913 - That's not how it works. - Don't ask them. 344 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,915 Do it yourself. They're hiring you to manage. 345 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,983 Managers hire. Hire Bennie. 346 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,719 Uh, who's watching-- Sammy! 347 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:07,587 - He's got to make a name for himself at RCA. -(baby wailing) 348 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,322 - Come here. Come here. (shushing) -That's what I did. 349 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,724 He'll stay in New Jersey, 350 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,559 get out from under my shadow and then... 351 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,227 - He needs you, Burt. -NATALIE: There's a tornado outside! 352 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,829 Yeah, well, there's a bigger one in here. 353 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,765 Honestly, honestly, Burt, sometimes I want to shake you. 354 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,601 You're-you're gonna leave him behind with just a-a shrug? 355 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,169 GIRLS: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 356 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,838 "We'll see ya later." 357 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,674 And once we're gone, who will he have left in New Jersey? 358 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,509 You have an opportunity to help your best friend. 359 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,770 - Mommy, look! - Mommy! Mommy! 360 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,445 - Honestly, wake up. - Mom! Mom! 361 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,981 - What?! -Look! There's a tornado outside. 362 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,683 - I'm scared. - Just go. 363 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,918 (wind whooshing) 364 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,955 Wow! Ah! 365 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,791 (laughs) 366 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,326 Oh! 367 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,132 You weren't kidding! 368 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,468 How close is it? 369 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,173 Why does the sky look orange? 370 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,808 (wailing) 371 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,976 MITZI: Come on! 372 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,678 Come on. Let's go see. 373 00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:07,480 (girls screaming) 374 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,615 - Get in, get in! - Get in! 375 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,718 Mitz? Where are you going? 376 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,155 (chuckles): Mitz, where are-- 377 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,824 - Hey! -(engine starts) 378 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,893 Where are you going? 379 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,997 Mitz! 380 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,700 (tires squealing) 381 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,401 Mitzi! 382 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,507 (tires squealing) 383 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,842 REGGIE: Where is it? 384 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,377 - I can't see it anymore. -(horn blaring) 385 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,179 Up ahead somewhere. We'll find it. 386 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,848 (gasps) Mom, it's there. It's there! 387 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:48,154 - Is this s-safe? -(siren wailing in distance) 388 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,824 Of course it's safe. I'm your mother. 389 00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:53,360 (kids screaming) 390 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,610 SAMMY: Mom, stop! 391 00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:57,263 (tires squeal) 392 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,454 Everything happens for a reason. 393 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,557 Everything happens for a reason. 394 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,427 Everything happens for a reason. 395 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,230 Say it with me. 396 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,632 Everything happens for a reason. 397 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:36,236 ALL: Everything happens for a reason. 398 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,390 Everything happens for a reason. 399 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,107 Everything happens for a reason. 400 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,410 ("By a Campfire on the Trail" by Sons of the Pioneers plays) 401 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,913 ♪ Take me back to dream again ♪ 402 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,650 ♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪ 403 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,386 ♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪ 404 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:57,757 ♪ When day is done ♪ 405 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,559 ♪ Let me smell that chaparral ♪ 406 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,594 REGGIE: I think there's something dead in the road. 407 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,398 ♪ Let me join my saddle pals ♪ 408 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:08,268 -(camera whirs, stops) -♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪ 409 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,769 ♪ When day is done... ♪ 410 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,439 - Reggie, wave in the camera. -(camera whirring) 411 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,676 ♪ Let me smell that chaparral ♪ 412 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:20,480 ♪ Let me join my saddle pals ♪ 413 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,316 ♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪ 414 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,920 ♪ When day is done ♪ 415 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:31,925 -(mouthing) -♪ I'll make my bed and rest ♪ 416 00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:34,527 ♪ Beneath the western sky ♪ 417 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,862 ♪ And tell the moon... ♪ 418 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:38,465 - BURT: Ooh, look. - MITZI: There it is! 419 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,933 - BURT: There it is. Wow. -(Natalie exclaims) 420 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,835 SAMMY: Whoa! 421 00:21:41,835 --> 00:21:43,870 Let me out. I want to take a shot of him pulling in. 422 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,605 - NATALIE: No! - REGGIE: No, I have to pee now! 423 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,474 NATALIE: Me, too! Now! No! 424 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,943 ♪ He and I will always be ♪ 425 00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:52,879 ♪ By a campfire on the trail... ♪ 426 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,548 GIRLS (in unison): No! I have to pee! 427 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,350 - Keep coming. - No! 428 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,788 Keep coming, Dad. You're doing great. 429 00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:08,280 And... 430 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,296 OLDER SAMMY: Stop. 431 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,865 Freeze. 432 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,841 - Where's the lunch box? - Wow. 433 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,376 Where's the lunch box?! Hurry! 434 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,110 Guys, look at the monster Sammy caught. 435 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,713 I got the babies. 436 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,715 - ROGER: Sal found babies. - Look at that. 437 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:29,849 ROGER: Sammy, Dean, come on. 438 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,518 There's a huge nest right there. 439 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,420 - Come on, guys. - A big one, Sammy. 440 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,321 - SAMMY: Oh, God. - BOYS: Oh! 441 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,656 DEAN: It's a whole herd of 'em. 442 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,891 SAL: Scorpions come in nests. 443 00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:39,559 No, actually, it's a bed of scorpions. 444 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,861 - No, it's a nest. -(excited, overlapping chatter) 445 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,640 The baby scorpions are called "scorplings." 446 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,331 They're twice as venomous. 447 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,533 That's-that's why the lab pays more. 448 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,680 There's got to be like 50 of 'em. 449 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,269 Well, how much is the laboratory gonna pay for them? 450 00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:50,704 50 cents per baby. 451 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,173 - That's 25 bucks! - We're rich. -(laughs) 452 00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:55,508 Well, what are we gonna buy? 453 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:56,710 (Sammy sighs) 454 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,110 (entry bell jingling) 455 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,446 12 dollars even. 456 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:03,283 Well, it's the merit badge for photography, not movies. 457 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:05,785 The manual says you got to tell a story with still pictures. 458 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,687 Yeah, but all a movie is is still pictures. 459 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,556 You just put a bunch of them together and they move. 460 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,580 Okay, but what kind of movie are we making? 461 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:14,694 Ooh. Sammy, look. It's Janet Benedict. 462 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:17,970 (girls chattering) 463 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,933 Hey, go on and talk to her. I dare you. 464 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,401 HARK: He already talked to her. 465 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,969 - SAL: No way. - DEAN: Like hell. 466 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,904 No way. He actually spoke to her? 467 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,730 He did. He did. He walked right up to her. 468 00:23:27,730 --> 00:23:28,575 - And he... - You went up to Janet Benedict? 469 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,976 - What did you say to her? - Nothing. 470 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,611 Oh, come on. Tell them what happened, Sammy. 471 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:32,879 Nothing happened. 472 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:35,415 Something happened. Come on. 473 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,784 (on-screen): Could be the same one. 474 00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:41,888 "Overland." Say, I think it is the same one. 475 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,424 Well, I declare. 476 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:49,629 So, uh, (clears throat) 477 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:52,799 Sammy kind of sidewinds his way in her direction. 478 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,680 And he's trying to, um... he-he's trying to work up 479 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,637 the nerve to say something slick and smooth like, 480 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,572 -"Hey, Jan, baby." - No, I wasn't. 481 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,141 - You're making this up. -(laughs) 482 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:03,576 But-but he sees that Janet's got something on her nose. 483 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:04,844 So now he's thinking, "Cool. 484 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,513 Here's my excuse to go up and talk to her." 485 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:09,916 So he goes and he says, "Hey, uh, (chuckles) sorry, Janet. 486 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:12,185 It-it looks like you have a little smudge on your nose." 487 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,200 - Shut up, Hark. - But it wasn't a smudge. 488 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,955 - It looked like a smudge. - And it wasn't little. 489 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,524 Hark, shut up! 490 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,460 - It was a booger! -(quiet laughter) 491 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,928 A big, fat, 492 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,930 - Janet Benedict booger. -(shushing) 493 00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,598 (laughs) 494 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,802 It was huge. (laughs) 495 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,971 (horses neighing frantically) 496 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:34,808 (quietly): Hey, Sammy. 497 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,609 (on-screen): Stand and deliver. 498 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:39,212 What kind of movie are we gonna make? 499 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,283 HARK: Stand and deliver. 500 00:24:43,283 --> 00:24:45,510 (girls screaming) 501 00:24:45,510 --> 00:24:46,820 SAMMY: No, keep screaming. Keep screaming. 502 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:50,123 -(coughing) -(screaming) 503 00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:52,158 I need more dust. Dad, can you grab the sandwich board? 504 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,728 REGGIE: No, no. God, no, no more dust. No. (coughing) 505 00:24:54,728 --> 00:24:56,296 Reggie, stop coughing! 506 00:24:56,296 --> 00:24:58,164 - REGGIE: I'm coughing because there's dust. -Okay. 507 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,866 - More dust, fellas. -Natalie, say, "Please don't kill me." 508 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:00,867 - NATALIE: All right. - SAMMY: Reggie, stop coughing. 509 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,502 You're being dramatic. 510 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,400 Mr. Fabelman, you're getting dirt inside my stagecoach. 511 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,839 REGGIE: Don't you want me to be dramatic? 512 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,140 - Don't look into the camera. - Well, we'll clean it out. 513 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,641 Guys, stop looking into the camera. 514 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,343 - I can't use any of this. -(coughs) Dad! 515 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,579 ♪ ♪ 516 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,198 (projector whirring) 517 00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:37,937 ♪ ♪ 518 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:48,114 (projector clicking) 519 00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:03,630 Fake. 520 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:06,633 Totally fake. 521 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,902 (piano playing classical music) 522 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,955 -(music continues) -(nails tapping on keys) 523 00:26:39,399 --> 00:26:41,601 (music and tapping continues) 524 00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:58,251 -(quietly): You hear it? -(shushes) 525 00:26:58,251 --> 00:27:00,153 She has got to cut those goddamn fingernails 526 00:27:00,153 --> 00:27:01,955 before she goes on live television. 527 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,524 - I have to perform this tomorrow. -(music stops) 528 00:27:04,524 --> 00:27:06,493 (laughs) It's a difficult piece. 529 00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:08,194 It's a very big deal for me. 530 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:10,630 All I asked was for you to keep your big traps shut 531 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:13,466 and listen to my dress rehearsal. 532 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,868 Sorry, Mitz. It's wonderful. 533 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:16,302 You hear how the rising arpeggios 534 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,400 - lift up the sad notes? -(Sammy chuckles) 535 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,507 It's in F minor, but your mom makes it sound so alive. 536 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:22,542 She makes it sound like she's playing a typewriter. 537 00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:23,543 (laughter) 538 00:27:23,543 --> 00:27:25,445 Oh, no. (laughs) 539 00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:26,780 Not this again. 540 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,615 (vocalizes classical music) 541 00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:30,784 (imitates typewriter keys clicking, bell dinging) 542 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:32,180 (laughter) 543 00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:33,820 Do you hear it? Am I clicking? 544 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,560 I concentrate on your playing, but... 545 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,657 Bu-- Oh, great. But what? 546 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,590 But people can hear it in Tucson. 547 00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:39,993 - Maybe I've gotten used to it. -(chuckles) 548 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:40,994 Maybe GE should make 549 00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:42,162 rubber tips for fingernails. 550 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:44,664 All right, Mitzi Fabelman. 551 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,299 Time to face the music. 552 00:27:46,299 --> 00:27:48,100 - BURT: Oh, boy. -(clicking) 553 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,736 You stay away from me with those things. 554 00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,338 - It's Beethoven, damn it. - No, no, no! 555 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,600 - It is not Morse code. Come on. - No! Stop! Stop! Stop it! 556 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,507 He has a point, though, especially with 557 00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,176 the polydirectional ribbon microphones 558 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:57,410 - they have on television stage... -(shouts playfully) 559 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:59,879 (laughter) 560 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:01,481 Come on. You married her. (grunts) 561 00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:02,849 Dad, don't. 562 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,184 Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it! 563 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:05,985 I will scratch you. Don't think I won't! 564 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,654 BENNIE: Do you think Arthur Rubinstein 565 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:09,550 - had fingernails? -(laughing) 566 00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:10,590 - Horowitz? Schnabel? - Do not think about it. 567 00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:12,250 - Kempff? - No, no, no. 568 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:13,760 - MEN: Liberace. - No, no, no, no. 569 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,928 - Not my nails. - Come on, Fabelman. 570 00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:16,329 Show her who's General Electric's 571 00:28:16,329 --> 00:28:17,931 - product design manager. - No, my beautiful nails. 572 00:28:17,931 --> 00:28:20,500 I paid a buck 50 at the beauty parlor for these. 573 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,402 (sobbing): Oh, no. 574 00:28:22,402 --> 00:28:26,873 - MEN: One, two, three. -(wailing) 575 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:29,709 (Bennie grunts) 576 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,878 Get off of me, Delilah. 577 00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:33,413 - Delilah? - Okay, the fun's over. 578 00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:35,682 I'll do the rest myself. 579 00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:37,751 (Mitzi sighs) 580 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,523 Oh. (clicks tongue) 581 00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:44,858 Oh, great. 582 00:28:44,858 --> 00:28:47,193 Just great. Well, that decides it. 583 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,596 I'm gonna play the program from memory tomorrow. 584 00:28:49,596 --> 00:28:54,300 No sheet music, short nails, like a real performing artist. 585 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,360 (Mitzi sighs) 586 00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:03,430 (dramatic music begins) 587 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,980 -(projector whirring) -(dramatic music continues) 588 00:29:08,615 --> 00:29:09,949 (laughter) 589 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,156 (laughter) 590 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:28,234 (laughter) 591 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,940 (laughter) 592 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,160 (laughter) 593 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,617 Did you drop your gun? 594 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:45,652 (laughs): Come on. 595 00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:47,921 (dramatic music continues) 596 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:52,158 (audience murmuring, chuckling) 597 00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:56,963 (audience oohing) 598 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,531 That's me. 599 00:29:58,531 --> 00:30:00,330 (laughter) 600 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:03,870 ROGER: Real scary, Sheriff. 601 00:30:04,671 --> 00:30:06,206 (laughter) 602 00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:15,348 -(laughter) - BOY: Whoa. 603 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,120 (audience exclaims) 604 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,122 (cheering, applause) 605 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:24,824 (dramatic music continues) 606 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,493 (laughs) 607 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,230 -(audience exclaiming) - BOY: Whoa. 608 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:32,832 (laughter, excited chatter) 609 00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:36,690 H-How'd you do that? 610 00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:38,738 (audience exclaiming, murmuring) 611 00:30:38,738 --> 00:30:40,373 How'd you do that? 612 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:42,842 (audience exclaiming) 613 00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:55,155 (audience exclaiming) 614 00:30:58,725 --> 00:31:00,760 - Whoa! -(laughter) 615 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,163 (scattered clapping, murmuring) 616 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:11,671 (cheering, whooping) 617 00:31:11,671 --> 00:31:13,506 BOY: Go, Sammy! 618 00:31:14,774 --> 00:31:16,876 (applause and music fade) 619 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,878 It's kind of like what I do, isn't it, 620 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,810 what a movie director does? 621 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:22,415 - It is? - I figure out 622 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:24,217 what my division needs to accomplish, 623 00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:27,520 then I work out how my guys are gonna get it done. 624 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,590 Yeah, it is. Yeah, sort of. 625 00:31:30,590 --> 00:31:33,360 How'd you make it look like the guns were really firing? 626 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,397 I did it with pins. 627 00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:38,732 Pins. 628 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:41,670 Yeah, I poked holes in the film with pins. 629 00:31:41,670 --> 00:31:42,769 - Sammy. - Yeah. (laughing) 630 00:31:42,769 --> 00:31:44,371 Thinking like an engineer. 631 00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:46,239 (laughs): Watch the road, Dad. 632 00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:47,974 (passing car horn blares) 633 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:49,709 Sammy, watch the road. 634 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,277 I can't edit without an editing machine. 635 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:53,580 I have to be able to cut and splice, and I... 636 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:56,216 Let's revisit it after the camping trip. 637 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:58,451 It's three hours to the national forest. 638 00:31:58,451 --> 00:32:01,654 If you get your license, you can help with the driving. 639 00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:03,560 Okay. 640 00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:06,726 "You are approaching a railroad crossing 641 00:32:06,726 --> 00:32:08,928 "with no warning devices and limited visibility. 642 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:10,430 The speed limit is..." 643 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,998 See, the thing is, though, about my new movie, 644 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:13,900 is that it's just... 645 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:16,436 It's about World War II, your war. 646 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:17,937 It's gonna be, like, out of this world. 647 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,239 I'm shooting on a Bolex H8. 648 00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:20,674 Finally, I can use double run film. 649 00:32:20,674 --> 00:32:21,908 You know, that's six minutes 650 00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:23,276 without having to change the reel. 651 00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:25,445 How much did you spend to rent this camera? 652 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,281 - 20 bucks. But I used my own money. -(scoffs) 653 00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:29,616 - You don't have to... -(chuckles) 654 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:31,818 And this movie editor gizmo costs? 655 00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:34,354 It's a Mansfield eight millimeter movie editor. 656 00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:36,523 How much? 657 00:32:36,523 --> 00:32:38,792 - 80 bucks. - Doggone it, Sammy! 658 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:41,127 A hundred dollars for a hobby? 659 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:42,762 It's not a hobby, Dad. 660 00:32:42,762 --> 00:32:44,531 If you spent half the time on algebra that you spend on 661 00:32:44,531 --> 00:32:46,499 - these movies, you could get... - Algebra? I hate algebra. 662 00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:48,368 Why are you... 663 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:49,969 (scoffs) It's completely pointless. 664 00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:52,500 Not if you want to make something, it's not pointless. 665 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,808 Gee, Sammy, when I was a boy, I always used to think, 666 00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:57,110 -"Somebody figured out how to make this." -Yeah. 667 00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:58,478 - This car... - Uh-huh. 668 00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:00,847 ...that rearview mirror, that directional signal. 669 00:33:00,847 --> 00:33:02,949 I want to make movies, though. 670 00:33:02,949 --> 00:33:05,852 I mean something real. 671 00:33:05,852 --> 00:33:08,188 Not imaginary. 672 00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:12,659 Something someone can actually use. 673 00:33:14,270 --> 00:33:16,863 Like a driver's license. 674 00:33:17,797 --> 00:33:20,200 LISA: I'm gonna vomit, Sammy! I'm gonna vomit! 675 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,501 REGGIE: Sammy, please pull over. 676 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:23,360 She's gonna puke all over me. 677 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,505 -(Mitzi chuckling) -Go slower. You are the worst driver. 678 00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:27,207 You're gonna break the car. 679 00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:29,642 We're on a back road going three miles per hour. 680 00:33:29,642 --> 00:33:31,845 - Calm down. - You're doing great, doll. 681 00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:32,912 You're doing very well. 682 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:34,581 Okay, watch out. Puddle up ahead. 683 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,591 -(laughter, lively chatter) - BURT: So we've got three 684 00:33:44,591 --> 00:33:46,526 that are strong and still green inside, so they don't burn. 685 00:33:46,526 --> 00:33:48,561 Bright green means that they're still alive 686 00:33:48,561 --> 00:33:50,530 and that they carry moisture. 687 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:53,767 And the reason that we use the shape of the triangle 688 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:56,369 is that when these three points connect, 689 00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:59,390 if we find the center of gravitational force, 690 00:33:59,390 --> 00:34:01,374 it creates almost perfect balance. 691 00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:03,343 - Whew. Oh. -Because I'm Tutti, and you're Frutti. 692 00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:05,679 So who else are you gonna listen to? 693 00:34:05,679 --> 00:34:07,781 BOTH: ♪ A wop bop b-luma, b-lop bam bom. ♪ 694 00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:09,820 Okay. (grunts) 695 00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:10,500 - ...the pyramids, right? -(Bennie yells) 696 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,384 (Mitzi shrieks, laughs) 697 00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:12,619 - Guys, come on! - I mean, the history 698 00:34:12,619 --> 00:34:14,540 - behind this shape... -(Reggie laughs) 699 00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:16,222 - Ah. Oh! - ...is pretty in-- 700 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:17,957 - is pretty incredible. -(laughter) 701 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:20,260 (groans) Oh, hello! 702 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:21,728 - Uh... - Hi! 703 00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:23,129 (laughter) 704 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:24,731 MITZI: Wait. Let me try it... 705 00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:27,670 - Let me try it like this. - Okay, one more time. 706 00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:28,535 - Yeah, after one more time. - Okay. 707 00:34:28,535 --> 00:34:30,360 -(chuckles) Ready? - BURT: Hey. 708 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,771 Girls, I'm gonna start the fire! 709 00:34:31,771 --> 00:34:35,141 - BENNIE: Three, two, one! - Okay. Really big, really big! 710 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,444 - Go! Whoa! -(screams, laughs) 711 00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:39,450 -(laughter) -BENNIE: I thought it was gonna break. 712 00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:40,447 Oh. It's-it's happening! 713 00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:42,215 BENNIE (laughs): You almost broke it in half. 714 00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:44,617 (whoops) 715 00:34:44,617 --> 00:34:46,860 (hums) 716 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:50,900 (singing in Russian) 717 00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:56,763 (Reggie yelps, giggles) 718 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,765 (blowing) 719 00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:04,304 (all singing in Russian) 720 00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:10,610 (singing continues faster) 721 00:35:22,655 --> 00:35:24,524 BENNIE: ♪ Kleenex-ica, Windex-ica ♪ 722 00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:26,259 ♪ She's ***y-ca, oh, boy ♪ 723 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:28,795 -♪ Pneumonia, dyslexia, leukemia ♪ -(Mitzi laughing) 724 00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:30,463 -♪ Oy, oy, oy, oy ♪ -(Burt singing in Russian) 725 00:35:30,463 --> 00:35:33,133 (chuckles) ♪ Ah, Leningrad, then Petrograd ♪ 726 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,368 ♪ I'm sorry, Dad, I lied, I snatched the keys ♪ 727 00:35:35,368 --> 00:35:38,304 ♪ And stole the car and took it for a ride ♪ 728 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,973 ♪ You take it back ♪ (sings in Yiddish) 729 00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:42,342 -♪ You're giving me a... ♪ - Heart attack! (shrieks) 730 00:35:42,342 --> 00:35:43,810 -(Mitzi laughing) -(kids whoop) 731 00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:46,120 - We'll take a schvitz and have a... -(laughing) 732 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,280 - Shmitz. - And eat some... 733 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,682 Schnitzelpitz. 734 00:35:48,682 --> 00:35:50,684 - And drink slivovitz. - And we'll lose our wits. 735 00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:52,552 - And we'll get the shits! - And have... (screams) 736 00:35:52,552 --> 00:35:54,521 - Whoa! -(laughter) 737 00:35:54,521 --> 00:35:56,523 ♪ We live in Arizon-ia ♪ 738 00:35:56,523 --> 00:35:58,458 -♪ Where nothing can be grown-ia ♪ -Wait. 739 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:00,527 ♪ The land is dry and stony-a ♪ 740 00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:02,996 -♪ And we can eat bologn-ia ♪ - Exactly! 741 00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:04,798 (Bennie and kids cheering) 742 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:09,469 BENNIE and SAMMY: ♪ Hyen-ica, hyen-ica, hyen-ica, hiya ♪ 743 00:36:09,469 --> 00:36:11,671 ♪ Hyena, eat some pita, eat some pita ♪ 744 00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:14,641 ♪ Hyena, eat some pizza, eat some pita... ♪ 745 00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:16,409 BENNIE: They're gonna know that kind of FPU 746 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:17,877 is not for industrial process control, 747 00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:19,679 and it will raise every red flag there is. 748 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,681 - How many bits? - Float64. 749 00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:23,160 64 bits? 750 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,317 Sixty-- You are nuts. 751 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:26,519 And time-sharing for 11 operators? 752 00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:28,221 They're gonna know this is a business machine 753 00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:30,857 - we're building, and we're all gonna get fired. -(scoffs) 754 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:32,325 (laughing): No. 755 00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:33,593 Yes! 756 00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:35,195 GE doesn't build business computers. 757 00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:36,529 We do heavy industry processing. 758 00:36:36,529 --> 00:36:37,931 You got that straight from the CEO. 759 00:36:37,931 --> 00:36:39,699 Ralph Cordiner is gonna skin you alive. 760 00:36:39,699 --> 00:36:42,602 Once Bank of America buys in, this will be profitable, 761 00:36:42,602 --> 00:36:45,205 and that's Mr. Cordiner's job, making money. 762 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:46,539 My job is getting Raytheon 763 00:36:46,539 --> 00:36:49,209 to deliver 10,000 germanium transistors 764 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:50,577 that meet our tolerance standards. 765 00:36:50,577 --> 00:36:52,879 And your job is to get the cabling diagrams 766 00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:54,781 to Pitney Bowes so when the time comes, 767 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:56,916 we have a sorter to hook up to the mainframe. 768 00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:58,451 Well, maybe Pitney Bowes will hire me 769 00:36:58,451 --> 00:36:59,552 after you get us both canned from GE. 770 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:01,221 Isn't it worth getting canned 771 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:03,723 for the chance to build a machine that can do all that? 772 00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:05,358 It's worth it to you, maybe! 773 00:37:05,358 --> 00:37:06,593 Sure as the Lord made little green apples, 774 00:37:06,593 --> 00:37:08,194 California, here you come. 775 00:37:08,194 --> 00:37:09,562 IBM is waiting. 776 00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,640 REGGIE: Are we moving to California? 777 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,465 - BENNIE: You are, any day now. - BURT: No, no, no. 778 00:37:12,465 --> 00:37:14,340 SAMMY: What? 779 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:15,602 BURT: IBM's asking, and that's flattering, but... 780 00:37:15,602 --> 00:37:17,103 BENNIE: Flattering? (stammers) Flattering! 781 00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:19,105 Every guy in computer would give his matzo balls 782 00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:20,573 to get an offer. 783 00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:22,108 You'll be in California 784 00:37:22,108 --> 00:37:24,744 building double-precision auxiliary units with an FP64. 785 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:27,800 I'm gonna be left schvitzing in Arizona 786 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,948 - making 40-watt light bulbs. - Hold your horses. 787 00:37:28,948 --> 00:37:31,584 - Congruence? Come on. -I told your mom it'll be up to her. 788 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:34,320 I'm not uprooting us again unless she says yes. 789 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:39,893 Why would Mamaleh ever leave all of this for California? 790 00:37:40,627 --> 00:37:43,163 - We have the Grand Canyon. -(chuckles) 791 00:37:43,163 --> 00:37:46,266 They have the San Andreas Fault. (chuckles) 792 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,690 Mamaleh says... (inhales deeply) 793 00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:51,771 I will never leave Arizona, 794 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:54,307 and Arizona will never leave me. 795 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:14,828 ♪ ♪ 796 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:37,917 (sighs) 797 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:51,331 (heart monitor beeping steadily) 798 00:38:58,738 --> 00:39:01,541 (whispering): My mama's such a good mama. 799 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,348 (Mitzi sniffles) 800 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,517 I love you so much. 801 00:39:16,256 --> 00:39:18,425 I'm right here. 802 00:39:19,959 --> 00:39:22,295 I'm right here with you. 803 00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:24,397 I'm holding your hand. 804 00:39:24,397 --> 00:39:26,232 Can you feel that, Mama? 805 00:39:26,232 --> 00:39:27,934 I just gave you a squeeze. 806 00:39:27,934 --> 00:39:29,536 (sobs softly) 807 00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:31,438 I love you, Mama. 808 00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:33,406 (beeping stops) 809 00:39:35,275 --> 00:39:36,743 Ma. 810 00:39:38,144 --> 00:39:39,779 Mommy? 811 00:39:42,482 --> 00:39:44,840 She opened her eyes. 812 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,319 Nurse. 813 00:39:46,319 --> 00:39:48,922 Mommy, I'm here. Here. I'm right here. 814 00:39:48,922 --> 00:39:50,990 I'm right here, Mama. 815 00:39:51,991 --> 00:39:53,960 Mommy, look at me. 816 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,995 Mommy, can you hear? 817 00:39:59,132 --> 00:40:00,600 (groans): Oh. 818 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,504 (crying): Oh, oh... 819 00:40:08,775 --> 00:40:11,110 (piano playing gentle classical music) 820 00:40:12,846 --> 00:40:15,615 (sobbing) 821 00:40:21,321 --> 00:40:23,590 (gentle classical music continues) 822 00:40:32,799 --> 00:40:35,502 BURT: It's a Mansfield eight millimeter movie editor. 823 00:40:35,502 --> 00:40:37,771 That's what you wanted, right? 824 00:40:42,475 --> 00:40:44,310 Oh, my God. 825 00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:46,513 (Burt exhales deeply) 826 00:40:52,318 --> 00:40:54,320 Uh, now I need a favor in return. 827 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,356 (both chuckle) 828 00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:02,796 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 829 00:41:02,796 --> 00:41:04,297 -(grunts) - Here's the favor. 830 00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:05,999 Yeah. 831 00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:11,705 (clicks tongue) 832 00:41:11,705 --> 00:41:14,400 I want you to make a camping trip movie. 833 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,542 Uh, you can learn 834 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:16,810 how the editing machine works while you do this. 835 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:18,244 It'll make your mom feel better. 836 00:41:18,244 --> 00:41:19,913 Yeah. 837 00:41:19,913 --> 00:41:23,917 That last night when she danced in the headlights, 838 00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:26,252 that'd be great. 839 00:41:26,252 --> 00:41:28,521 Get to it tomorrow, okay? 840 00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:34,527 Um, tomorrow's when we start shooting. 841 00:41:36,863 --> 00:41:38,331 (laughs) Escape to Nowhere. 842 00:41:38,331 --> 00:41:39,566 We're shooting all weekend, Dad. 843 00:41:39,566 --> 00:41:41,534 - I can't. - Shoot it next weekend. 844 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:47,374 We've got like 40 guys coming to be in the movie. 845 00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:50,430 I'll-I'll w-work on all the camping trip stuff on Monday. 846 00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:52,779 I'm asking you to do this now for your mom. She's... 847 00:41:52,779 --> 00:41:55,715 Yeah, and I said that I will, just not tomorrow, please. 848 00:41:55,715 --> 00:41:58,752 Don't be selfish. She just lost her mother. 849 00:41:58,752 --> 00:42:00,920 That's more important than your hobby. 850 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,555 Dad, can you stop calling it a hobby? 851 00:42:02,555 --> 00:42:04,758 It'll cheer her up, watching this. 852 00:42:04,758 --> 00:42:06,793 - It's something we can do to... - Her mom just died. 853 00:42:06,793 --> 00:42:08,695 (stammers) How is that gonna cheer her up? 854 00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:11,398 Because you made it for her. 855 00:42:13,566 --> 00:42:15,969 (Sammy sighs, clicks tongue) 856 00:42:21,808 --> 00:42:24,744 Uh, something's not right. 857 00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:29,949 I don't know what else to do. 858 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:35,880 Can you help me? 859 00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:43,960 (ringing) 860 00:42:53,773 --> 00:42:55,108 MITZI: Hello. 861 00:42:55,108 --> 00:42:58,445 TINA (over phone): Mitzi. Mitzi. 862 00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:00,680 ♪ ♪ 863 00:43:02,282 --> 00:43:04,117 Mama? 864 00:43:04,117 --> 00:43:06,186 Somebody's coming. 865 00:43:06,186 --> 00:43:07,954 MITZI: Mama? 866 00:43:10,757 --> 00:43:13,360 (grunts) M-Mama. What... 867 00:43:14,127 --> 00:43:16,696 - Mama. Mam... - You mustn't let him in. 868 00:43:16,696 --> 00:43:21,340 - You mustn't let him in. - Mama, I-I can't hear you. 869 00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:22,635 I am scared. 870 00:43:22,635 --> 00:43:25,638 You mustn't let him in the house. 871 00:43:25,638 --> 00:43:27,400 Mama, please. I... 872 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,475 Do not let him in. 873 00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:30,610 - Do not let him in the house. - What? No, I can't-- 874 00:43:30,610 --> 00:43:32,345 (stutters) Wh-Who's coming? 875 00:43:32,345 --> 00:43:33,980 Don't open the door. 876 00:43:33,980 --> 00:43:35,648 Mama. 877 00:43:37,984 --> 00:43:39,219 Mommy, don't go. 878 00:43:39,219 --> 00:43:41,187 Don't go yet. 879 00:43:41,187 --> 00:43:43,223 (dial tone drones) 880 00:43:44,124 --> 00:43:47,193 -(sighs) You're having a bad dream. -(whimpers) 881 00:43:50,163 --> 00:43:52,165 (Mitzi breathing shakily) 882 00:44:05,645 --> 00:44:09,490 - This is a lot of food, Mom. -(Mitzi sighs, clears throat) 883 00:44:09,490 --> 00:44:11,584 Well, I'm upset. 884 00:44:11,584 --> 00:44:13,853 Oh, my God. That crazy dream. 885 00:44:13,853 --> 00:44:16,220 I can't get it out of my head. 886 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:19,859 Uh, last night, I dreamed I got a call from my mama. 887 00:44:19,859 --> 00:44:22,280 (laughs) And she wanted to warn me. 888 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,764 - That's silly. Grandma died. - REGGIE: About what? 889 00:44:24,764 --> 00:44:26,166 MITZI: Well, something's coming. 890 00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:28,680 She wants me to batten down the hatches. 891 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,503 We're never going to be able to eat all of this. 892 00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:33,406 (brakes squeal outside) 893 00:44:33,406 --> 00:44:35,542 (engine idling) 894 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:36,943 Who is that? 895 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:50,357 It's Uncle Boris. 896 00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:51,358 SAMMY: Hmm? 897 00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:53,260 Uncle who? 898 00:44:54,227 --> 00:44:55,895 Mom? 899 00:44:57,931 --> 00:45:00,600 That's who she meant! (gasps) 900 00:45:02,702 --> 00:45:05,205 My-- That's my-my mama's brother! 901 00:45:10,477 --> 00:45:15,810 Oh, he scared the crap out of her when they were kids! 902 00:45:22,756 --> 00:45:25,959 - Don't let him in! -(Reggie gasps) 903 00:45:29,462 --> 00:45:30,930 You were in the circus? 904 00:45:30,930 --> 00:45:32,632 Mama said you were the lion tamer. 905 00:45:32,632 --> 00:45:34,234 BORIS: No, not at first. 906 00:45:34,234 --> 00:45:38,238 At first, it was, "Podgorny, pound in the tent pegs. 907 00:45:38,238 --> 00:45:41,241 Podgorny, muck out the pachyderms." (clears throat) 908 00:45:41,241 --> 00:45:44,778 And then, one night, the big cat act, 909 00:45:44,778 --> 00:45:47,280 he comes down with the flu bug, so it was, uh, 910 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,749 "Boris Podgorny, in with the lions." 911 00:45:49,749 --> 00:45:51,451 -(Sammy chuckles) - He's lying, right? 912 00:45:51,451 --> 00:45:54,621 - No, he's telling you a story. - Know what it's like, huh? 913 00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:56,656 (chuckles) Pain in the ***, sisters. 914 00:45:56,656 --> 00:45:57,957 (chuckles) 915 00:45:57,957 --> 00:45:59,459 - That's rude. - He said "***"! 916 00:45:59,459 --> 00:46:00,860 (shushes) I know. 917 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:04,164 But when did you start working in the movies? 918 00:46:04,164 --> 00:46:06,132 1927. 919 00:46:06,132 --> 00:46:07,701 1927-- that was The Jazz Singer. 920 00:46:07,701 --> 00:46:09,200 That's the year that talkies started. 921 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,804 Yeah, sure, talkies. But me, no. 922 00:46:10,804 --> 00:46:13,306 I started with, um, Uncle Tom's Cabin. 923 00:46:13,306 --> 00:46:14,974 Not a talkie. 924 00:46:14,974 --> 00:46:17,477 It was Harry Pollard. 925 00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:19,112 He acted for Selig Polyscope. 926 00:46:19,112 --> 00:46:21,981 He, uh, married Maggie what's-her-name. 927 00:46:21,981 --> 00:46:23,983 - Mm-hmm. - He directed Uncle Tom. 928 00:46:23,983 --> 00:46:25,518 Lift up your plate. 929 00:46:25,518 --> 00:46:28,988 So, Pollard needed help with the bloodhounds. 930 00:46:28,988 --> 00:46:32,525 So, my pal Fleischaker was a big name in dog acts. 931 00:46:32,525 --> 00:46:33,993 - Poodles, mainly. -(Sammy chuckles) 932 00:46:33,993 --> 00:46:37,230 But, "Sure," Fleischaker says to Pollard. 933 00:46:37,230 --> 00:46:39,866 "Yeah. Bloodhounds, poodles, what's the difference?" 934 00:46:39,866 --> 00:46:41,334 LISA: Ooh. 935 00:46:41,334 --> 00:46:43,360 So, he went. (chuckles) 936 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,700 But, uh, by this time, uh, Fleischaker, 937 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:49,209 he had it up to here with the Jew-haters. 938 00:46:49,209 --> 00:46:52,812 There was a lot of that kind in the circuses. 939 00:46:52,812 --> 00:46:54,748 Not many Jews, lots of Jew-haters. 940 00:46:54,748 --> 00:46:56,583 - Right. - But the movies... 941 00:46:56,583 --> 00:46:59,190 (laughs) Oy vavoy! 942 00:46:59,190 --> 00:47:00,987 Fleischaker writes to me, "Boris," he writes. 943 00:47:00,987 --> 00:47:03,189 "Boris," he writes, (chuckles) 944 00:47:03,189 --> 00:47:05,592 "Hollywood is heimish, heimishe. 945 00:47:05,592 --> 00:47:09,262 I'm in a minyan with Douglas Fairbanks and Ricardo Cortez." 946 00:47:09,262 --> 00:47:10,497 - Whoa. -"Come to Hollywood." 947 00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:11,865 So, (grunts) I went. 948 00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:14,200 (Sammy laughs) 949 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,903 Your wife, she don't like doing the dishes? 950 00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:19,739 Uh, piano hands. 951 00:47:19,739 --> 00:47:22,750 Ah, fershteyn. 952 00:47:22,876 --> 00:47:27,213 So, you like the movies, huh, Mr. Pitselshas? 953 00:47:27,213 --> 00:47:30,216 Okay, so the sergeant, he comes over the hill here, 954 00:47:30,216 --> 00:47:33,953 and I'm gonna go below him, so we see him and the sky. 955 00:47:33,953 --> 00:47:35,622 And so we don't see what he sees, 956 00:47:35,622 --> 00:47:37,357 but we do see that he's really-- 957 00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:39,192 Okay, so he's, like, almost losing his mind, right? 958 00:47:39,192 --> 00:47:41,394 - Mm-hmm. -'Cause what he is seeing is totally terrible. 959 00:47:41,394 --> 00:47:44,230 And then, I'm gonna turn the camera so that we see it. 960 00:47:44,230 --> 00:47:46,900 It's just in another notebook. Hang on. 961 00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:49,690 If that's the movie, uh... (grunts) 962 00:47:49,690 --> 00:47:51,438 you could show me instead of describing me to death. 963 00:47:51,438 --> 00:47:53,707 No, that's just our stupid camping trip. 964 00:47:53,707 --> 00:47:55,208 My dad's... 965 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:57,770 He wants me to put this camping film together 966 00:47:57,770 --> 00:47:58,244 so it'll cheer up Mom. 967 00:47:58,244 --> 00:48:01,581 Because her heart is broken. 968 00:48:01,581 --> 00:48:03,550 Because her mama iz toyt. 969 00:48:04,317 --> 00:48:07,530 But you, Mr. Director, you don't want to do this, 970 00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:08,421 what your daddy tells you, 971 00:48:08,421 --> 00:48:10,790 because you want to make your war picture, huh? 972 00:48:10,790 --> 00:48:12,926 (chuckles): Yeah, yeah. 973 00:48:12,926 --> 00:48:15,950 Believe me, Sammy boy, I get it. 974 00:48:15,950 --> 00:48:17,597 Family, art. (grunts) 975 00:48:17,597 --> 00:48:20,166 It'll tear you in two. 976 00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:22,902 -(Sammy chuckles) -(piano playing in distance) 977 00:48:22,902 --> 00:48:24,604 You hear that? 978 00:48:25,572 --> 00:48:27,107 Oh, yeah. My mom's practicing. She's always... 979 00:48:27,107 --> 00:48:29,342 Sha. You talk too much. Listen. 980 00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:32,345 (piano continues playing classical music) 981 00:48:35,115 --> 00:48:38,618 When she was a kid, already she played like that. 982 00:48:39,619 --> 00:48:43,823 She should have been a concert piano player. 983 00:48:43,823 --> 00:48:46,793 Little Rubinstein, she was. 984 00:48:47,627 --> 00:48:49,629 She could have played... 985 00:48:49,629 --> 00:48:53,299 You name it, she could have played there. 986 00:48:53,299 --> 00:48:54,968 And she... 987 00:48:55,769 --> 00:48:59,339 Once, I visited her and Tina and Menashe in Cincinnati, 988 00:48:59,339 --> 00:49:03,643 and she says to me she wants to be a great piano artist. 989 00:49:03,643 --> 00:49:05,445 But she didn't do it. 990 00:49:05,445 --> 00:49:08,314 Yeah, she's really good. You know, she played on TV. 991 00:49:08,314 --> 00:49:09,716 TV? Feh! 992 00:49:09,716 --> 00:49:13,219 She could have played at Musikverein in Vienna. 993 00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:16,690 You see, what she got in her heart 994 00:49:16,690 --> 00:49:18,491 is what you got, what I got. 995 00:49:18,491 --> 00:49:19,526 Art. 996 00:49:22,162 --> 00:49:23,997 Like me. Like you, I think. 997 00:49:23,997 --> 00:49:27,701 We're junkies, and art is our drug. 998 00:49:27,701 --> 00:49:29,302 Family, we love. 999 00:49:29,302 --> 00:49:32,672 But art, we're meshuga for art. 1000 00:49:32,672 --> 00:49:35,375 You think I wanted to leave my sisters, my mama and my papa, 1001 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:38,645 and go stick my stupid head in the mouth of lions? 1002 00:49:39,412 --> 00:49:41,815 Put-Putting your head in-in a lion's mouth is art? 1003 00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:44,851 (laughing) 1004 00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:49,389 No. Sticking your head in the mouths of lions was balls. 1005 00:49:49,389 --> 00:49:54,270 Making sure the lion don't eat my head, that is art. 1006 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,765 You see, Tini, she didn't say to Mitzi, 1007 00:49:58,765 --> 00:50:00,667 "Go do what you gotta." 1008 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:04,671 I mean, she was a good person, my sister, but she was scared. 1009 00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:06,206 Scared for your mother. 1010 00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:08,740 - She should have safety in the family. -Uh... 1011 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:10,377 So Mitzi, she gave it all up. 1012 00:50:10,377 --> 00:50:12,946 Ow! Wh... 1013 00:50:12,946 --> 00:50:15,480 I want you should remember how that hurt. 1014 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,852 Because when they say all this, when they say, "What you do? 1015 00:50:18,852 --> 00:50:21,187 "Oh, that's cute. It's a hobby. 1016 00:50:21,187 --> 00:50:23,890 It's like stamps or butterfly collecting," 1017 00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:25,580 you feel your face, how it feels now. 1018 00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:26,292 Yeah, you almost pulled it off. 1019 00:50:26,292 --> 00:50:27,727 So you remember your Uncle Boris 1020 00:50:27,727 --> 00:50:29,262 and what he's telling you. 1021 00:50:29,262 --> 00:50:31,765 Because you're going to join the circus, I can tell. 1022 00:50:31,765 --> 00:50:33,233 You can't hardly wait. 1023 00:50:33,233 --> 00:50:34,734 You want to be in the big top. 1024 00:50:34,734 --> 00:50:37,237 You'll shovel elephant shit until they say, 1025 00:50:37,237 --> 00:50:39,973 "Okay, Sammy, now ride the goddamn elephant." 1026 00:50:39,973 --> 00:50:41,641 Oh, you love those people, huh? 1027 00:50:41,641 --> 00:50:44,611 Your sisters, your mama, your papa. Except... 1028 00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:47,647 Except this. 1029 00:50:47,647 --> 00:50:49,549 This, I think you love a little more. 1030 00:50:49,549 --> 00:50:50,750 No, I don't. 1031 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,619 (chuckles): Yeah. 1032 00:50:52,619 --> 00:50:54,788 Oh, hey. Run all you want, boychick, 1033 00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:57,257 but you know I ain't whistling Dixie here. 1034 00:50:57,257 --> 00:51:01,294 You'll make your movies, and you will do your art. 1035 00:51:01,294 --> 00:51:04,431 And you'll remember how it hurt. 1036 00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:06,900 So you know what I'm saying? 1037 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:10,437 Art will give you crowns in heaven and laurels on earth. 1038 00:51:10,437 --> 00:51:12,238 But... 1039 00:51:12,238 --> 00:51:16,443 it'll tear your heart out and leave you lonely. 1040 00:51:16,443 --> 00:51:18,945 You'll be a shanda for your loved ones. 1041 00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:20,980 An exile in the desert. 1042 00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:22,649 A gypsy. 1043 00:51:23,783 --> 00:51:25,518 Art is no game. 1044 00:51:25,518 --> 00:51:27,320 Art is dangerous as a lion's mouth. 1045 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,122 It'll bite your head off. 1046 00:51:29,122 --> 00:51:31,157 (piano continues playing classical music) 1047 00:51:31,157 --> 00:51:32,625 Look at me. 1048 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,496 Look at me. 1049 00:51:36,496 --> 00:51:40,300 Is it a wonder that Tini, she wanted nothing to do with me? 1050 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,802 With me, with-- 1051 00:51:42,802 --> 00:51:45,500 (sobbing): Oh, Tini. 1052 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:48,975 Oh, Tini! Oh, Tini. 1053 00:51:49,943 --> 00:51:51,111 I... 1054 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:53,313 (crying) 1055 00:51:54,647 --> 00:51:55,782 (grunts) 1056 00:51:55,782 --> 00:51:57,550 Stop, stop! Stop it! 1057 00:51:57,550 --> 00:52:01,154 What, you never saw nobody grieving before? 1058 00:52:01,154 --> 00:52:03,556 (blows raspberry, sighs) 1059 00:52:03,556 --> 00:52:05,558 (piano continues playing classical music) 1060 00:52:05,558 --> 00:52:08,161 Let's go to sleep, bubbala. (sighs) 1061 00:52:09,290 --> 00:52:10,497 (grunts) 1062 00:52:15,635 --> 00:52:17,971 Uh, you can sleep in the bed. I have my sleeping bag. 1063 00:52:17,971 --> 00:52:19,339 I'm sitting shiva for my sister. 1064 00:52:19,339 --> 00:52:20,740 I sleep on the floor. 1065 00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,375 Y-You want to sleep on the floor, too? 1066 00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,711 -(sighs) - She was your grandma. 1067 00:52:24,711 --> 00:52:27,847 Tear your clothes. Sleep on the floor. 1068 00:52:27,847 --> 00:52:30,500 (grunts) Good night. 1069 00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:34,220 -(grunts) -(fabric tears) 1070 00:52:43,263 --> 00:52:45,699 - Say "bye-bye." - Bye-bye. 1071 00:52:45,699 --> 00:52:46,866 Bye-bye. 1072 00:52:46,866 --> 00:52:49,202 (piano continues playing classical music) 1073 00:53:03,783 --> 00:53:06,520 ♪ ♪ 1074 00:53:22,102 --> 00:53:23,536 (engine starts) 1075 00:53:31,411 --> 00:53:34,147 I don't know what Mama was so worried about. 1076 00:53:34,147 --> 00:53:37,417 (breathes shakily) It was a nice visit. 1077 00:53:41,921 --> 00:53:44,324 (piano playing gentle classical music) 1078 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,482 (piano continues playing gentle classical music) 1079 00:54:36,876 --> 00:54:38,278 (chuckles) 1080 00:54:38,278 --> 00:54:40,480 ♪ ♪ 1081 00:55:05,205 --> 00:55:06,873 ♪ ♪ 1082 00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:26,226 (chuckles) 1083 00:55:29,829 --> 00:55:31,865 ♪ ♪ 1084 00:55:48,882 --> 00:55:51,351 (piano continues playing gentle classical music) 1085 00:56:22,820 --> 00:56:24,284 ♪ ♪ 1086 00:56:41,234 --> 00:56:43,436 ♪ ♪ 1087 00:57:05,792 --> 00:57:08,595 ♪ ♪ 1088 00:57:34,821 --> 00:57:36,856 ♪ ♪ 1089 00:58:01,414 --> 00:58:03,683 ♪ ♪ 1090 00:58:25,538 --> 00:58:27,774 ♪ ♪ 1091 00:58:52,465 --> 00:58:54,734 ♪ ♪ 1092 00:59:08,481 --> 00:59:10,830 (sighs) 1093 00:59:15,989 --> 00:59:18,580 (music ends) 1094 00:59:32,505 --> 00:59:35,108 (laughter) 1095 00:59:35,108 --> 00:59:36,142 Yuck. 1096 00:59:36,142 --> 00:59:38,178 (laughter continues) 1097 00:59:45,850 --> 00:59:47,200 - BENNIE: Whoa! -(girls whooping, laughing) 1098 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,522 -(laughter) - GIRLS: Oh! 1099 00:59:54,294 --> 00:59:57,970 MITZI and GIRLS: Aw. 1100 00:59:59,265 --> 01:00:03,200 This is the life. 1101 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,971 (girls chuckle) 1102 01:00:16,683 --> 01:00:18,351 MITZI: Mm. 1103 01:00:20,353 --> 01:00:21,521 (Mitzi sighs) 1104 01:00:21,521 --> 01:00:24,924 (chuckling) 1105 01:00:28,762 --> 01:00:31,264 (inhales deeply) Oh. 1106 01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:37,904 It's so beautiful, what you made, dolly. 1107 01:00:38,705 --> 01:00:41,107 You really see me. 1108 01:00:48,381 --> 01:00:50,250 BENNIE: Hey, man. How about that, huh? 1109 01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:53,219 BURT: Hey, Sammy, that was real neat. 1110 01:00:53,219 --> 01:00:55,422 ("Raw-Hide" by Link Wray playing) 1111 01:00:57,390 --> 01:00:58,858 Die, Amerikaner! 1112 01:00:58,858 --> 01:01:00,126 (imitates machine gun firing) 1113 01:01:00,126 --> 01:01:02,929 BOY: Move! Move! Fall backwards! 1114 01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:08,868 ALL: Whoa! 1115 01:01:09,636 --> 01:01:10,904 Attacke! 1116 01:01:10,904 --> 01:01:12,806 -(boys grunting) -(wheels squeaking) 1117 01:01:13,606 --> 01:01:14,908 -(shouts) - Ah! Cover! 1118 01:01:17,377 --> 01:01:19,412 -(rapid popping) -(boys shout) 1119 01:01:20,947 --> 01:01:22,820 (grunting) 1120 01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:24,840 Krauts, they're everywhere! 1121 01:01:25,652 --> 01:01:27,420 There's too many of them! 1122 01:01:34,728 --> 01:01:36,930 (lively chatter) 1123 01:01:44,337 --> 01:01:46,406 (rapid popping) 1124 01:01:50,410 --> 01:01:52,278 SAMMY: Turn. 1125 01:01:52,278 --> 01:01:53,313 Cut! 1126 01:01:53,313 --> 01:01:56,116 Great. Now, um... 1127 01:01:57,517 --> 01:01:59,850 Okay, come here. Come here. 1128 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:01,955 Um, you're standing here a minute, 1129 01:02:01,955 --> 01:02:03,957 looking down at what just happened. 1130 01:02:03,957 --> 01:02:06,920 - A whole minute? - I'll give you a signal 1131 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:07,861 when I want you to start to move, okay? So you're just... 1132 01:02:07,861 --> 01:02:09,496 Like, you mean I should count to 60? 1133 01:02:09,496 --> 01:02:10,964 - What? No. No, no, no, no. - Like, one Mississippi, 1134 01:02:10,964 --> 01:02:11,965 two Mississippi, and then move? 1135 01:02:11,965 --> 01:02:13,133 Don't-don't count to 60. 1136 01:02:13,133 --> 01:02:15,368 You just got to... (sighs) 1137 01:02:15,368 --> 01:02:18,371 S-S-So... So you're all like-like-like, 1138 01:02:18,371 --> 01:02:19,973 "Oh, my God." 1139 01:02:19,973 --> 01:02:24,177 Like, "All my men, they're all... 1140 01:02:24,177 --> 01:02:26,146 they're all dead. All my men, they're-they're..." 1141 01:02:26,146 --> 01:02:29,382 So you want me to, like, act and stuff. 1142 01:02:29,382 --> 01:02:30,984 Well... yeah. 1143 01:02:30,984 --> 01:02:32,652 - Like I'm-I'm sort of sad or something? -Right. 1144 01:02:32,652 --> 01:02:34,688 - Um, that's the whole point. -'Cause my whole platoon... 1145 01:02:34,688 --> 01:02:36,560 R-Right, right. Your platoon. 1146 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,692 Your... (growls) Your men! 1147 01:02:38,692 --> 01:02:41,661 They've been wiped out. 1148 01:02:41,661 --> 01:02:44,564 These guys, they're your family. 1149 01:02:45,999 --> 01:02:47,667 Your family's being, 1150 01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:49,836 - like, murdered, -(sniffs) 1151 01:02:49,836 --> 01:02:51,738 and it's your fault. 1152 01:02:51,738 --> 01:02:53,907 You did this to them, and you... 1153 01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:55,408 I-I thought it was the Nazis that... 1154 01:02:55,408 --> 01:02:57,344 Okay, yeah, but it was you who gave the order 1155 01:02:57,344 --> 01:02:59,790 to go down into the Valley of Death. 1156 01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:00,347 - Okay? You decided. - Mm-hmm. 1157 01:03:00,347 --> 01:03:02,515 Nobody else. You could've... 1158 01:03:02,515 --> 01:03:04,384 Mm-hmm. 1159 01:03:04,384 --> 01:03:06,653 You could've protected them. Okay? 1160 01:03:06,653 --> 01:03:10,423 'Cause they trusted you, and they loved you. 1161 01:03:10,423 --> 01:03:11,524 Mm-hmm. 1162 01:03:11,524 --> 01:03:17,300 Now you're just looking at this... 1163 01:03:18,898 --> 01:03:22,902 ...at this thing that you've done, 1164 01:03:22,902 --> 01:03:27,273 and... you can't save them anymore. 1165 01:03:27,273 --> 01:03:30,430 Because they're all dead. 1166 01:03:31,378 --> 01:03:33,580 - Wow, that's, uh... - Yeah. 1167 01:03:34,914 --> 01:03:36,549 ...real gung ho. (sniffs) 1168 01:03:36,549 --> 01:03:38,510 (sniffs) 1169 01:03:38,510 --> 01:03:40,220 Okay. Okay. 1170 01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:41,888 - You good? - Lock and load. 1171 01:03:41,888 --> 01:03:43,556 Yeah. Yeah. Lock and load. All right. 1172 01:03:43,556 --> 01:03:45,580 Good. 1173 01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:47,293 ♪ ♪ 1174 01:04:16,756 --> 01:04:18,992 ♪ ♪ 1175 01:04:29,436 --> 01:04:32,105 (sniffling) 1176 01:04:32,105 --> 01:04:34,307 (whimpering) 1177 01:04:41,581 --> 01:04:43,350 Uh, Sammy? 1178 01:04:43,350 --> 01:04:45,985 How far are you gonna let him walk? 1179 01:04:47,987 --> 01:04:49,322 Cut! 1180 01:04:49,322 --> 01:04:51,591 (boys grunting, murmuring) 1181 01:04:54,427 --> 01:04:56,329 BOY: Hey, that's a cut, Angelo! 1182 01:04:56,329 --> 01:04:58,431 - BOYS: Angelo! - Angelo! 1183 01:04:58,431 --> 01:04:59,666 BOYS: Come back! Come back! 1184 01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:01,968 - He said, "Cut!" - Angelo, hey! -Angelo! 1185 01:05:01,968 --> 01:05:04,170 (dramatic orchestral music playing) 1186 01:05:27,827 --> 01:05:30,300 ♪ ♪ 1187 01:05:54,387 --> 01:05:56,723 (audience gasping, murmuring) 1188 01:06:08,535 --> 01:06:10,570 ♪ ♪ 1189 01:06:25,251 --> 01:06:27,520 (somber orchestral music playing) 1190 01:06:52,712 --> 01:06:54,748 ♪ ♪ 1191 01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:13,666 -(laughter, cheering) - MAN: Bravo! 1192 01:07:15,468 --> 01:07:17,270 Bravo! 1193 01:07:17,270 --> 01:07:19,472 (both laughing) 1194 01:07:24,944 --> 01:07:26,312 Sammy! 1195 01:07:29,582 --> 01:07:33,353 (laughs): Oh, dolly! 1196 01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:36,423 You're not a civilian anymore. 1197 01:07:36,423 --> 01:07:38,792 That movie, my God. 1198 01:07:38,792 --> 01:07:40,827 It was... (sighs) 1199 01:07:42,128 --> 01:07:43,496 ROGER: Hi, Mrs. Fabelman. 1200 01:07:51,671 --> 01:07:53,106 Mr. DeMille. 1201 01:07:53,106 --> 01:07:54,641 Come here. 1202 01:07:55,809 --> 01:07:58,144 - Hey, there he is. - Congratulations, young man. 1203 01:07:58,144 --> 01:07:59,679 - Congratulations. - Hey. Hey, hey. 1204 01:07:59,679 --> 01:08:01,448 I guess you based it on your dad's war stories, huh? 1205 01:08:01,448 --> 01:08:02,949 SAMMY: Sort of. You know, but he doesn't like 1206 01:08:02,949 --> 01:08:04,651 - to talk about it, so... - MAN: No, I understand. 1207 01:08:04,651 --> 01:08:05,885 - SAMMY: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. -(laughter) 1208 01:08:05,885 --> 01:08:08,210 Dad, Mom's getting a ride with Bennie. 1209 01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:09,322 She'll see us at home. 1210 01:08:09,322 --> 01:08:10,657 Hey, that last scene with the... 1211 01:08:10,657 --> 01:08:12,225 REGGIE: Why do you like blood so much? 1212 01:08:12,225 --> 01:08:13,326 NATALIE: And are you ever gonna make a movie 1213 01:08:13,326 --> 01:08:14,861 with parts for girls again? 1214 01:08:14,861 --> 01:08:16,563 - ANGELO: Yeah. - MAN: Make a career... 1215 01:08:16,563 --> 01:08:18,331 - What? -NATALIE: With girls, you know, like, 1216 01:08:18,331 --> 01:08:21,000 because all the men stare off into the distance all the time, 1217 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,869 maybe a girl could save the day. 1218 01:08:22,869 --> 01:08:24,504 (engine starts) 1219 01:08:24,504 --> 01:08:27,700 Okay, what are the five steps to save a drowning person? 1220 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:29,142 All right, one is you swim behind the person 1221 01:08:29,142 --> 01:08:30,477 so they don't grab you. 1222 01:08:30,477 --> 01:08:32,679 Two, you throw your arm across his chest. 1223 01:08:32,679 --> 01:08:34,347 - Or her chest. - Three. 1224 01:08:34,347 --> 01:08:36,249 Not Sammy. He's too scared of girls' boobies. 1225 01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:38,485 -(giggles) -Three, you swim on your back with the victim 1226 01:08:38,485 --> 01:08:40,520 on your chest, using your free arm to paddle yourself. 1227 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,489 And speaking of boobies, if you ever get any, 1228 01:08:42,489 --> 01:08:43,923 we'll have a party. Um... 1229 01:08:43,923 --> 01:08:45,525 And at the party, we'll give her the booby prize. 1230 01:08:45,525 --> 01:08:48,328 -(chuckles) - Ha-ha. What's four? 1231 01:08:48,328 --> 01:08:49,863 Um... 1232 01:08:52,198 --> 01:08:53,600 -(Lisa grunts) - Crap. 1233 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,235 Bring the victim to land, dummy. 1234 01:08:55,235 --> 01:08:57,370 - SAMMY: Mm. - Then five? 1235 01:08:57,370 --> 01:09:00,740 (clicks tongue) Call the undertaker. 1236 01:09:00,740 --> 01:09:02,342 (Sammy sighs) 1237 01:09:04,110 --> 01:09:05,845 This is serious business. 1238 01:09:05,845 --> 01:09:08,140 I got to know all of this to get the lifesaving merit badge. 1239 01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:10,717 More kids die in swimming accidents 1240 01:09:10,717 --> 01:09:12,218 than in any other kind of accident. 1241 01:09:12,218 --> 01:09:13,386 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1242 01:09:13,386 --> 01:09:14,888 Not everything is a big joke. 1243 01:09:14,888 --> 01:09:17,223 Okay, okay. So what's step number five? 1244 01:09:17,223 --> 01:09:19,225 It's just-- You laugh at everything, 1245 01:09:19,225 --> 01:09:20,593 even when nothing's funny. 1246 01:09:20,593 --> 01:09:22,362 You always have to be the center of attention. 1247 01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:26,320 Eat. And don't talk with your mouth full. 1248 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:29,202 I'm not eating this crud before a swimming test. 1249 01:09:29,202 --> 01:09:31,538 You can get cramps in the water if you eat before, 1250 01:09:31,538 --> 01:09:33,406 and you can drown from getting cramps! 1251 01:09:33,406 --> 01:09:34,641 Stop shouting at her! 1252 01:09:34,641 --> 01:09:37,770 Sammy Fabelman, goddamn it! 1253 01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:38,411 For weeks now, 1254 01:09:38,411 --> 01:09:40,747 it has been nothing but disrespect from you! 1255 01:09:40,747 --> 01:09:41,948 Disrespect?! 1256 01:09:41,948 --> 01:09:44,217 Why are you being such a little shit to me?! 1257 01:09:44,217 --> 01:09:45,618 Damn it to hell, I am your mother! 1258 01:09:45,618 --> 01:09:47,921 I wish you weren't! 1259 01:09:49,255 --> 01:09:50,824 -(pained shout) -(gasps) 1260 01:09:50,824 --> 01:09:52,258 (girls gasp) 1261 01:09:55,962 --> 01:09:57,263 (panting) 1262 01:09:57,263 --> 01:09:58,765 (sniffs) 1263 01:10:03,436 --> 01:10:05,672 (sniffling, breathing heavily) 1264 01:10:11,277 --> 01:10:15,810 Oh. Let me see. 1265 01:10:15,810 --> 01:10:17,830 Oh, my God. 1266 01:10:17,830 --> 01:10:18,284 Oh, what have I done? 1267 01:10:18,284 --> 01:10:20,787 (sniffling) 1268 01:10:24,124 --> 01:10:25,658 (sighs) Talk to me. 1269 01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:28,528 Oh, Sammy, please talk to me. 1270 01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:30,960 Tell me what's happening. 1271 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:35,100 Do you have any idea how much I love you? 1272 01:10:39,272 --> 01:10:42,420 (breathing shakily) 1273 01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:45,979 Don't go. 1274 01:11:34,227 --> 01:11:36,496 (projector whirring) 1275 01:11:53,513 --> 01:11:55,715 (no audio) 1276 01:12:03,390 --> 01:12:05,625 ♪ ♪ 1277 01:12:26,946 --> 01:12:28,982 ♪ ♪ 1278 01:12:51,604 --> 01:12:53,807 ♪ ♪ 1279 01:13:10,290 --> 01:13:12,525 (door creaks) 1280 01:13:19,332 --> 01:13:20,834 (sobs) 1281 01:13:28,441 --> 01:13:29,809 Mom. 1282 01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:32,145 Mom. 1283 01:13:34,547 --> 01:13:36,216 I won't tell. 1284 01:13:38,318 --> 01:13:40,553 I won't tell. I won't. 1285 01:13:41,855 --> 01:13:44,290 -(sobs) - I won't tell. 1286 01:13:44,290 --> 01:13:45,825 I won't. 1287 01:13:48,661 --> 01:13:50,897 (breathing heavily) 1288 01:13:55,335 --> 01:13:56,903 (sighs) 1289 01:14:03,743 --> 01:14:06,713 -(Sammy sniffs) -(quiet chatter) 1290 01:14:06,713 --> 01:14:08,682 Sure about this? 1291 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:11,651 Mm-hmm. 1292 01:14:13,653 --> 01:14:15,989 There you go. Bought and paid for. 1293 01:14:15,989 --> 01:14:18,658 Oh. Just a second. It's in the back. 1294 01:14:21,194 --> 01:14:22,362 (Bennie chuckles softly) 1295 01:14:22,362 --> 01:14:24,664 Stocking up on Kodak before the big move? 1296 01:14:24,664 --> 01:14:26,990 N-No, I'm... 1297 01:14:26,990 --> 01:14:28,234 Smart. Film's cheaper here than in California. 1298 01:14:28,234 --> 01:14:31,204 I bet everything's more expensive there. (laughs) 1299 01:14:31,204 --> 01:14:32,872 You're losing your steadiest customer. 1300 01:14:32,872 --> 01:14:37,544 Him and his whole family, they're moving west. 1301 01:14:37,544 --> 01:14:39,612 He just sold me his camera. 1302 01:14:39,612 --> 01:14:41,881 Oh, yeah? How come? 1303 01:14:41,881 --> 01:14:43,383 Says he's finished. 1304 01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:45,585 Sorry about the wait, Mr. Loewy. 1305 01:14:45,585 --> 01:14:47,554 We had to order it special. 1306 01:14:47,554 --> 01:14:49,890 You bought a camera? 1307 01:14:49,889 --> 01:14:52,592 (imitates drumroll) 1308 01:14:52,592 --> 01:14:54,394 It's for you! 1309 01:14:54,394 --> 01:14:56,763 I know how much you loved using it for your war picture, 1310 01:14:56,763 --> 01:14:58,398 so I figured you ought to have one of your own. 1311 01:14:58,398 --> 01:15:03,236 It's, um, a "bon voyage," "see you later, alligator," 1312 01:15:03,236 --> 01:15:06,806 "I believe in you" present from your uncle Bennie. 1313 01:15:17,617 --> 01:15:19,886 Because it's from me? 1314 01:15:21,654 --> 01:15:23,990 This move? Huh? 1315 01:15:23,990 --> 01:15:27,600 This is your dad's glory-hallelujah moment. 1316 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,630 And, oy vavoy, Sammy, does that guy ever deserve it. 1317 01:15:30,630 --> 01:15:32,298 All the way back when, back at RCA, 1318 01:15:32,298 --> 01:15:33,967 he knew what computing was gonna be about 1319 01:15:33,967 --> 01:15:36,436 before practically anybody else knew it. 1320 01:15:36,436 --> 01:15:38,400 (panting) 1321 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,240 And IBM? 1322 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,175 That's where guys like Burt are figuring out 1323 01:15:42,175 --> 01:15:44,944 how to use what he's made to... 1324 01:15:44,944 --> 01:15:46,980 They're gonna change the whole goddamn world, 1325 01:15:46,980 --> 01:15:49,349 so this was the right decision. 1326 01:15:52,786 --> 01:15:54,988 For all sorts of reasons. 1327 01:15:57,957 --> 01:16:01,294 Yeah, so I'm happy for you. 1328 01:16:01,294 --> 01:16:03,363 You know I am. 1329 01:16:03,363 --> 01:16:05,980 But I'm gonna miss you. 1330 01:16:05,865 --> 01:16:08,134 All of you, a lot. 1331 01:16:15,175 --> 01:16:17,677 You think whatever bad things you want about me, kiddo, 1332 01:16:17,677 --> 01:16:18,978 but you stop making movies, 1333 01:16:18,978 --> 01:16:21,781 it'll break your mother's heart. 1334 01:16:21,781 --> 01:16:24,284 You will break her heart, I mean it. 1335 01:16:25,352 --> 01:16:27,554 She doesn't deserve that, not from anybody, 1336 01:16:27,554 --> 01:16:29,989 least of all from you. 1337 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,672 I'll give you 35 bucks for it. 1338 01:16:46,473 --> 01:16:48,675 You drive a hard bargain, kid. 1339 01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:56,916 (inhales deeply) 1340 01:16:58,485 --> 01:17:00,687 (sighs) 1341 01:17:05,859 --> 01:17:08,610 I'm still done making movies, though. 1342 01:17:08,862 --> 01:17:11,698 Everybody makes movies in California. 1343 01:17:14,234 --> 01:17:16,102 (engine starts) 1344 01:17:20,273 --> 01:17:21,274 Hey! 1345 01:17:21,274 --> 01:17:23,760 Keep the change. 1346 01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:26,246 ♪ I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still ♪ 1347 01:17:26,246 --> 01:17:29,616 ♪ Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ♪ 1348 01:17:29,616 --> 01:17:32,919 ♪ Somebody told me that his name was Bill ♪ 1349 01:17:32,919 --> 01:17:36,923 ♪ Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron... ♪ 1350 01:17:36,923 --> 01:17:38,792 When will the new house be finished? 1351 01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:41,728 A few months, in the spring. 1352 01:17:41,728 --> 01:17:43,563 Can I have my own room? 1353 01:17:43,563 --> 01:17:46,320 Everybody gets their own room. 1354 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,234 - Yay! - Yes! 1355 01:17:50,737 --> 01:17:52,939 (Burt laughing) 1356 01:17:54,441 --> 01:17:56,976 I just remembered, last night, I had a funny dream. 1357 01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:58,745 REGGIE: What was it? 1358 01:17:58,745 --> 01:18:01,214 I-I can't believe I dreamed this. 1359 01:18:01,214 --> 01:18:04,840 Uh, uh, uh, Bennie and me were having an argument, 1360 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:08,880 and I hauled off and socked him right in the nose. 1361 01:18:08,888 --> 01:18:11,157 ♪ Yes, my oh my ♪ 1362 01:18:11,157 --> 01:18:14,940 ♪ And when he walked me home ♪ 1363 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,329 ♪ Da doo ron ron ron, da... ♪ 1364 01:18:16,329 --> 01:18:18,765 -(engine shuts off) -(music stops) 1365 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,736 What's wrong? 1366 01:18:22,736 --> 01:18:24,700 Is Mommy carsick? 1367 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,306 Let's just give her a little time. 1368 01:18:49,329 --> 01:18:52,465 (crying): Bennie and me, we never... 1369 01:18:52,465 --> 01:18:54,601 we never... 1370 01:18:54,601 --> 01:18:56,302 (sighs) 1371 01:18:57,804 --> 01:19:00,507 I would never let it get as far as I imagine you think. 1372 01:19:00,507 --> 01:19:03,877 (chuckles) Oh, I never imagined any of that. 1373 01:19:03,877 --> 01:19:06,646 You think Dad knows? 1374 01:19:06,646 --> 01:19:08,480 I don't... I don't mean... 1375 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:09,616 I don't mean, "Did you tell him?" 1376 01:19:09,616 --> 01:19:10,984 I know you didn't. 1377 01:19:11,785 --> 01:19:13,520 But... 1378 01:19:17,957 --> 01:19:20,493 But you think he has an inkling? 1379 01:19:24,297 --> 01:19:26,299 I've almost told him so many times. 1380 01:19:26,299 --> 01:19:28,668 (sniffles) I'll say, "Burt, there's something 1381 01:19:28,668 --> 01:19:31,171 I've got to tell you." 1382 01:19:31,171 --> 01:19:33,173 Then he looks at me like he can't conceive 1383 01:19:33,173 --> 01:19:34,908 that anything could be wrong between us, 1384 01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:37,510 so instead, I say, "Burt, we got ants." 1385 01:19:37,510 --> 01:19:39,512 (crying) 1386 01:19:39,512 --> 01:19:41,314 Or, "Burt, could you climb on the roof 1387 01:19:41,314 --> 01:19:43,350 and turn the antenna so I can watch channel 5?" 1388 01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:45,885 (chuckles): Which, of course, he does. 1389 01:19:50,423 --> 01:19:53,259 I can't fight with your father. 1390 01:19:55,228 --> 01:19:58,640 He kills with such kindness. 1391 01:19:59,866 --> 01:20:01,835 I'm mean to him, he buys me a dress. 1392 01:20:01,835 --> 01:20:04,604 (chuckles) From Saks. 1393 01:20:06,339 --> 01:20:07,507 (sighs) 1394 01:20:07,507 --> 01:20:09,409 Mom, when I showed you what I filmed, 1395 01:20:09,409 --> 01:20:11,611 I never meant for any of this to happen. 1396 01:20:11,611 --> 01:20:13,613 Oh... mmm. 1397 01:20:16,182 --> 01:20:18,551 Guilt is a wasted emotion. 1398 01:20:19,886 --> 01:20:21,388 SAMMY: Hmm. 1399 01:20:24,557 --> 01:20:27,394 (sighs) What's gonna happen now? 1400 01:20:30,764 --> 01:20:32,766 I'm gonna be your mom. 1401 01:20:32,766 --> 01:20:36,369 I'm gonna be the girls' mom. 1402 01:20:36,369 --> 01:20:38,238 Despite my countless faults, 1403 01:20:38,238 --> 01:20:40,707 I'm not ruining everything for everyone. 1404 01:20:40,707 --> 01:20:42,909 I'm gonna not be selfish. 1405 01:20:43,777 --> 01:20:45,445 (sighs, sniffles) 1406 01:20:45,445 --> 01:20:48,882 Burt Fabelman is the kindest, smartest, wisest, 1407 01:20:48,882 --> 01:20:51,418 most patient, most decent, 1408 01:20:51,418 --> 01:20:53,553 most understanding man there is, 1409 01:20:53,553 --> 01:20:56,489 and I'm gonna stay married to him. 1410 01:20:57,957 --> 01:20:59,592 (Mitzi sniffles) 1411 01:21:01,961 --> 01:21:03,997 (clicks tongue) 1412 01:21:03,997 --> 01:21:06,299 (both grunt) 1413 01:21:06,299 --> 01:21:07,734 (wipes hands together) 1414 01:21:07,734 --> 01:21:09,169 (sighs) 1415 01:21:11,638 --> 01:21:13,673 (dog barking in distance) 1416 01:21:19,112 --> 01:21:21,281 It's only a rental. 1417 01:21:21,281 --> 01:21:22,649 The new house will be ready 1418 01:21:22,649 --> 01:21:24,851 faster than you can say "Jack Robinson." 1419 01:21:24,851 --> 01:21:27,120 Jack Robinson. 1420 01:21:28,988 --> 01:21:31,124 And we're still here. 1421 01:21:32,625 --> 01:21:33,960 Just tell me if you're going to mope 1422 01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,328 for the rest of your life 1423 01:21:35,328 --> 01:21:36,596 or if it's something you plan to outgrow. 1424 01:21:36,596 --> 01:21:37,931 Bug off. 1425 01:21:37,931 --> 01:21:39,699 You're, like, going for the misery merit badge, 1426 01:21:39,699 --> 01:21:41,501 you and Mom with your long faces. 1427 01:21:41,501 --> 01:21:43,803 She can't even get out of bed to make breakfast and... 1428 01:21:43,803 --> 01:21:45,205 Okay, new rule, guys. 1429 01:21:45,205 --> 01:21:47,400 Um, when we walk to school in the morning, 1430 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,275 let's just leave all the Fabelman mishegoss 1431 01:21:49,275 --> 01:21:51,378 behind us in the Fabelmans' moldy old rental house. 1432 01:21:51,378 --> 01:21:53,680 So, for eight hours a day, let's be normal kids 1433 01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:55,815 in an ordinary, normal school, okay? 1434 01:21:55,815 --> 01:21:57,217 (school bell ringing) 1435 01:21:57,217 --> 01:21:58,818 STUDENT: Some glue on your hand or something. 1436 01:21:58,818 --> 01:22:00,153 (laughter, indistinct chatter) 1437 01:22:00,153 --> 01:22:01,888 - Too easy. - That's what I'm telling you. 1438 01:22:01,888 --> 01:22:04,491 It's like we got parachuted 1439 01:22:04,491 --> 01:22:07,694 into the land of the giant sequoia people. 1440 01:22:07,694 --> 01:22:09,662 REGGIE: All right. 1441 01:22:09,662 --> 01:22:12,732 - Excuse me. Excuse me. -(laughter, chatter) 1442 01:22:15,135 --> 01:22:16,736 - Up over! Nice dig. -(ball bouncing) 1443 01:22:16,736 --> 01:22:18,171 Atta Johnson. 1444 01:22:18,171 --> 01:22:20,874 - I got it. I got it. - Get it up. Get it up. 1445 01:22:20,874 --> 01:22:22,876 - Oh! - Set, set, set, set. 1446 01:22:22,876 --> 01:22:24,511 - Hit it. - Take it. 1447 01:22:24,511 --> 01:22:25,845 I got it. 1448 01:22:25,845 --> 01:22:28,415 COACH: Way to get up! 1449 01:22:28,415 --> 01:22:30,817 - Nice. -(excited chatter) 1450 01:22:30,817 --> 01:22:31,851 (cheering) 1451 01:22:31,851 --> 01:22:34,988 Nice. Attababy, Logan. 1452 01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:36,990 (applause) 1453 01:22:36,990 --> 01:22:38,525 Do it again. Go again. 1454 01:22:38,525 --> 01:22:41,161 - STUDENT: Come on, boys. -(taking deep breaths) 1455 01:22:41,161 --> 01:22:43,290 - COACH: Good work, guys. -(whistle blows) 1456 01:22:43,290 --> 01:22:45,310 Keep the intensity. Keep moving. 1457 01:22:46,933 --> 01:22:48,735 Rotate. Nice, Jake. 1458 01:22:48,735 --> 01:22:50,437 Good job, Chris. 1459 01:22:50,437 --> 01:22:52,500 (students groan, exclaim) 1460 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:53,506 Fabelman, it won't hurt you. 1461 01:22:53,506 --> 01:22:55,750 It's a volleyball, not a cannonball. 1462 01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:57,911 - Okay. Let's go. Serve. -(whistle blows) 1463 01:22:57,911 --> 01:22:59,512 COACH: Go! 1464 01:22:59,512 --> 01:23:00,714 Attababy! 1465 01:23:00,714 --> 01:23:01,915 That's good reactions. 1466 01:23:01,915 --> 01:23:03,183 Let's move. Let's... 1467 01:23:03,183 --> 01:23:05,251 -(groaning) -(students exclaim) 1468 01:23:05,251 --> 01:23:07,687 Oh, my God, I am so sorry. I didn't... Oh, my... 1469 01:23:07,687 --> 01:23:10,190 I'm gonna murder you, you piece of shit! 1470 01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:12,580 Hey, Chad. 1471 01:23:13,793 --> 01:23:15,261 Cool it. 1472 01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:17,731 I am... I did not mean to do that. 1473 01:23:17,731 --> 01:23:19,899 - Are you okay? I'm... - That really hurt, ***hole. 1474 01:23:19,899 --> 01:23:22,680 Watch your mouth, Logan. 1475 01:23:27,273 --> 01:23:29,442 Go fetch the ball. 1476 01:23:29,442 --> 01:23:30,610 (sniffs) 1477 01:23:30,610 --> 01:23:32,780 Sure, yeah. 1478 01:23:32,979 --> 01:23:35,582 - LOGAN: Let's go. - SAMMY: Mm-hmm. 1479 01:23:35,582 --> 01:23:37,884 (laughter) 1480 01:23:37,884 --> 01:23:40,860 Hey, new kid. 1481 01:23:40,860 --> 01:23:42,880 What's your name? 1482 01:23:44,570 --> 01:23:45,992 Sam. 1483 01:23:45,992 --> 01:23:48,428 Sam what? 1484 01:23:51,498 --> 01:23:53,400 Fabelman. 1485 01:23:55,902 --> 01:23:57,837 Told you he's a kike. 1486 01:23:57,837 --> 01:23:59,606 He doesn't like Jews. 1487 01:23:59,606 --> 01:24:02,275 (laughing): Nobody likes Jews. 1488 01:24:02,275 --> 01:24:05,145 Except other Jews, right? 1489 01:24:06,279 --> 01:24:08,782 So, Bagelman... 1490 01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:10,316 No, that's not my name. 1491 01:24:10,316 --> 01:24:12,118 - Don't call me that. - So... 1492 01:24:12,118 --> 01:24:14,354 you gave my best friend a concussion, Bagelman. 1493 01:24:14,354 --> 01:24:16,990 - No, I didn't. Leave me alone. - Hey. 1494 01:24:16,990 --> 01:24:19,125 Don't argue with me. 1495 01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:21,461 A serious concussion. 1496 01:24:22,529 --> 01:24:24,831 So, how do we make you pay? 1497 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,367 How about this? We... 1498 01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:28,968 You're drinking from the fountain. 1499 01:24:28,968 --> 01:24:32,272 You never hear me come up from behind you, and bam! 1500 01:24:32,272 --> 01:24:35,709 - I shatter your front teeth all over the spigot. -(laughs) 1501 01:24:35,709 --> 01:24:37,310 (Chad laughs) 1502 01:24:38,311 --> 01:24:40,130 Hey, look at me. 1503 01:24:40,130 --> 01:24:42,148 (Sammy breathing heavily) 1504 01:24:42,148 --> 01:24:45,285 He's demented, like, medically. 1505 01:24:46,152 --> 01:24:48,154 So watch out for yourself. 1506 01:24:48,154 --> 01:24:50,390 (school bell ringing) 1507 01:24:57,630 --> 01:24:59,199 (girl screams) 1508 01:25:03,303 --> 01:25:05,205 (clattering) 1509 01:25:05,205 --> 01:25:07,407 (girl screams) 1510 01:25:09,376 --> 01:25:11,678 (animal screeching) 1511 01:25:11,678 --> 01:25:13,847 -(glass shattering) - Close the door! 1512 01:25:13,847 --> 01:25:16,816 (screeching continues) 1513 01:25:19,686 --> 01:25:22,355 - Mom got a monkey. - Why'd you get a monkey? 1514 01:25:22,355 --> 01:25:23,757 'Cause I needed to laugh. 1515 01:25:25,425 --> 01:25:27,270 -(screeches) -(screams) 1516 01:25:27,270 --> 01:25:28,595 -(screams) - MITZI: Oh, help me with this. 1517 01:25:28,595 --> 01:25:30,697 The directions don't make any sense. 1518 01:25:30,697 --> 01:25:32,565 REGGIE: Careful. Careful. 1519 01:25:32,565 --> 01:25:34,601 NATALIE: Get down! (grunts) 1520 01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:37,670 I'll get a banana. 1521 01:25:37,670 --> 01:25:40,240 Save the curtains. They're rented. 1522 01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,409 -(screeching continues) -(grunts) 1523 01:25:46,379 --> 01:25:47,881 (screeching) 1524 01:25:47,881 --> 01:25:49,549 Oh. 1525 01:25:50,784 --> 01:25:52,118 Uh, hello. 1526 01:25:52,118 --> 01:25:53,787 Who are you? 1527 01:25:53,787 --> 01:25:55,455 He's mine. 1528 01:25:55,455 --> 01:25:57,624 What are we gonna call him? 1529 01:25:58,425 --> 01:26:01,127 Bennie. His name's Bennie. 1530 01:26:01,127 --> 01:26:03,396 (monkey chattering) 1531 01:26:07,801 --> 01:26:10,203 I don't want to see a psychiatrist, Burt. 1532 01:26:10,203 --> 01:26:11,471 You're scaring the kids. 1533 01:26:11,471 --> 01:26:12,706 You're sleeping all day. 1534 01:26:12,706 --> 01:26:14,407 (sighs) I miss the desert. 1535 01:26:14,407 --> 01:26:15,975 I miss dry heat. 1536 01:26:15,975 --> 01:26:17,877 You haven't even unwrapped the piano. 1537 01:26:17,877 --> 01:26:20,880 You aren't cooking or shopping or unpacking. 1538 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,615 MITZI: Psychiatrists help you know 1539 01:26:22,615 --> 01:26:24,584 why you're feeling something. 1540 01:26:24,584 --> 01:26:26,419 They can't help you feel something different. 1541 01:26:26,419 --> 01:26:28,421 You're behaving like when your mother died, 1542 01:26:28,421 --> 01:26:31,791 like you're in mourning, but nobody's died. 1543 01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:35,495 Okay. 1544 01:26:36,429 --> 01:26:39,499 So I'll call the monkey some other name. 1545 01:26:50,443 --> 01:26:52,612 (sighs) 1546 01:26:52,612 --> 01:26:55,515 IBM's out of his league, Mitz. 1547 01:26:56,983 --> 01:26:59,986 Bennie was... He... 1548 01:26:59,986 --> 01:27:03,490 is my best friend. 1549 01:27:03,490 --> 01:27:05,492 But they don't need him. 1550 01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:07,627 This is what I know. 1551 01:27:09,429 --> 01:27:11,531 I don't need him, either. 1552 01:27:13,666 --> 01:27:16,302 Bennie wasn't your friend. 1553 01:27:17,270 --> 01:27:19,839 But you knew he was mine. 1554 01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:24,310 What does that mean? 1555 01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:46,332 (quiet chatter) 1556 01:28:08,655 --> 01:28:10,557 (heavy breathing nearby) 1557 01:28:20,667 --> 01:28:23,370 Logan, I'm really, really missing you. 1558 01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:25,672 (both moaning softly) 1559 01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:28,775 -(clattering) - Hey! 1560 01:28:28,775 --> 01:28:30,577 -(Sammy yells) - Who's there? 1561 01:28:30,577 --> 01:28:32,846 Who's there? 1562 01:28:36,282 --> 01:28:38,551 (students chattering) 1563 01:28:44,124 --> 01:28:46,559 Bagelman, yo. 1564 01:28:50,797 --> 01:28:52,732 (sighs) 1565 01:28:58,710 --> 01:29:00,306 I left you a little snack in your locker. 1566 01:29:00,306 --> 01:29:02,409 Did you like it? 1567 01:29:02,409 --> 01:29:03,777 Guess he wasn't hungry. 1568 01:29:03,777 --> 01:29:05,779 Uh, he said... he said it was... 1569 01:29:05,779 --> 01:29:07,747 - What'd you call it, Chad? - Kosher. 1570 01:29:07,747 --> 01:29:10,150 -(laughs): Kosher. - Knock it off, moron! 1571 01:29:10,150 --> 01:29:12,952 We talked about this. 1572 01:29:12,952 --> 01:29:14,754 All right. 1573 01:29:14,754 --> 01:29:17,123 Come on. We'll be late for practice. 1574 01:29:19,659 --> 01:29:22,462 So, what is this? Are you Jewish? 1575 01:29:25,465 --> 01:29:26,933 Well... 1576 01:29:26,933 --> 01:29:28,768 (chuckles): Holy crap. He's got the hots so bad, 1577 01:29:28,768 --> 01:29:30,437 he can't even talk to her. 1578 01:29:30,437 --> 01:29:32,972 No, I don't. 1579 01:29:32,972 --> 01:29:35,175 Apologize to her. 1580 01:29:35,175 --> 01:29:37,277 For what? 1581 01:29:37,277 --> 01:29:40,146 For making goo-goo eyes at her, for drooling at her. 1582 01:29:40,146 --> 01:29:42,282 I wasn't drooling at her. 1583 01:29:42,282 --> 01:29:45,285 Then apologize to her for killing Christ. 1584 01:29:45,285 --> 01:29:48,521 -(laughter) - Why are you encouraging him? 1585 01:29:49,522 --> 01:29:50,857 Go on. 1586 01:29:50,857 --> 01:29:54,127 Apologize to her for killing our Lord. 1587 01:29:55,462 --> 01:29:57,931 LOGAN: Ugh. Don't go. 1588 01:29:57,931 --> 01:29:59,699 - Come watch me run. - No, thanks. 1589 01:29:59,699 --> 01:30:01,301 - I'm not in the mood now. - Oh, please. 1590 01:30:01,301 --> 01:30:02,836 I run better when you are there. 1591 01:30:02,836 --> 01:30:05,505 Apologize to her, you Christ-killing son of a *****! 1592 01:30:05,505 --> 01:30:07,474 I'm going home. 1593 01:30:07,474 --> 01:30:09,376 (sighs) 1594 01:30:09,376 --> 01:30:11,177 Go on and say sorry. 1595 01:30:11,177 --> 01:30:13,980 You're getting me in trouble with my girl. 1596 01:30:13,980 --> 01:30:16,816 You know, obviously, since I'm not 2,000 years old 1597 01:30:16,816 --> 01:30:19,986 and have never been to Rome, I'm not apologizing. 1598 01:30:19,986 --> 01:30:22,822 But hey, you know, maybe, uh, your boyfriend should 1599 01:30:22,822 --> 01:30:25,580 apologize to you for making out in the stairwell 1600 01:30:25,580 --> 01:30:27,794 half an hour ago with some redhead. 1601 01:30:27,794 --> 01:30:30,163 He-he's lying. He's... I-I didn't do that. 1602 01:30:30,163 --> 01:30:31,331 I swear. 1603 01:30:31,331 --> 01:30:33,166 You told me you were finished with her. 1604 01:30:34,567 --> 01:30:37,904 Logan, you lied to me! 1605 01:30:40,206 --> 01:30:41,541 Claudia. 1606 01:30:44,911 --> 01:30:47,847 Whoa... 1607 01:30:50,850 --> 01:30:52,819 You made a mistake. Listen to me. 1608 01:30:52,819 --> 01:30:54,187 -(groans) - You made a mistake. 1609 01:30:54,187 --> 01:30:55,689 - You're gonna fix it. - Bash his head in! 1610 01:30:55,689 --> 01:30:57,357 Shut up, Chad, goddamn it! 1611 01:30:57,357 --> 01:30:59,659 Tomorrow, you're gonna find her first thing, 1612 01:30:59,659 --> 01:31:01,361 and you're gonna tell her you were lying. 1613 01:31:01,361 --> 01:31:02,862 Say-say you were, um, scared. 1614 01:31:02,862 --> 01:31:04,431 Say-say whatever you got to say, but you tell her 1615 01:31:04,431 --> 01:31:07,367 it wasn't true and you did not see me doing that. 1616 01:31:07,367 --> 01:31:09,703 Or I swear, I will hurt you 1617 01:31:09,703 --> 01:31:11,938 worse than you've ever been hurt. 1618 01:31:13,373 --> 01:31:14,774 You get me? 1619 01:31:14,774 --> 01:31:17,544 Nod to show you dig what I'm saying. 1620 01:31:30,457 --> 01:31:32,192 He won't tell me who did this. 1621 01:31:32,192 --> 01:31:34,394 - Ask him who did this. -(door closes) 1622 01:31:34,394 --> 01:31:36,396 Tell your father who did this, and he will drive 1623 01:31:36,396 --> 01:31:38,264 to that little shit's house, and he will beat 1624 01:31:38,264 --> 01:31:40,266 - the living crap out of him. - Is your nose broken? 1625 01:31:40,266 --> 01:31:42,135 No, of course it's not broken. You think I'd be sitting here 1626 01:31:42,135 --> 01:31:43,636 - if his nose was broken? - Who hit you? 1627 01:31:43,636 --> 01:31:45,271 (crying): What do you care who it was? 1628 01:31:45,271 --> 01:31:47,730 It's not like you'll do anything about it. 1629 01:31:47,730 --> 01:31:48,708 Tell me what happened first. 1630 01:31:48,708 --> 01:31:50,477 What happened is I hate it here, 1631 01:31:50,477 --> 01:31:53,813 and what happened is you brought us here because... 1632 01:31:53,813 --> 01:31:56,820 Because I got a better job, so we moved. 1633 01:31:56,820 --> 01:31:58,918 You don't even care where you are. 1634 01:31:58,918 --> 01:32:01,254 You get to go to work, and that could be in Iceland. 1635 01:32:01,254 --> 01:32:03,556 You're working with your goddamn machines, 1636 01:32:03,556 --> 01:32:06,626 so you get to be happy while the rest of us are mis... 1637 01:32:06,626 --> 01:32:08,128 - Just, come on. - Don't. 1638 01:32:08,128 --> 01:32:09,763 Well, but you-you're bleeding on the carpet. 1639 01:32:09,763 --> 01:32:11,131 It's a rental house. 1640 01:32:11,131 --> 01:32:13,266 Do you even notice how much we hate it here, 1641 01:32:13,266 --> 01:32:16,603 where we're practically the only Jewish people for miles 1642 01:32:16,603 --> 01:32:18,905 and everything is awful? 1643 01:32:18,905 --> 01:32:22,642 Do you even care that this is your fault-- 1644 01:32:22,642 --> 01:32:23,977 everything that's happening now-- 1645 01:32:23,977 --> 01:32:25,612 just because you ran away from home 1646 01:32:25,612 --> 01:32:26,980 and took all of us with you?! 1647 01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:29,182 I came here so I could work ten times harder 1648 01:32:29,182 --> 01:32:30,750 with ten times the responsibility, 1649 01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:32,252 which seems to have escaped everybody, 1650 01:32:32,252 --> 01:32:33,820 s-so I could build us a nice home and... 1651 01:32:33,820 --> 01:32:35,255 Could everyone settle? I want to say something. 1652 01:32:35,255 --> 01:32:36,990 No, no. You didn't come here to build houses. 1653 01:32:36,990 --> 01:32:38,792 You didn't come here to work. You ran away. 1654 01:32:38,792 --> 01:32:40,527 I think you have something to say to me, Sammy! 1655 01:32:40,527 --> 01:32:42,280 And if I'm right about that, 1656 01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:43,797 then get it off your chest and say it to my face! 1657 01:32:43,797 --> 01:32:46,166 I started therapy. 1658 01:32:55,508 --> 01:32:57,110 (door opens) 1659 01:32:58,478 --> 01:33:00,146 (door slams shut) 1660 01:33:02,882 --> 01:33:04,784 (sighs heavily) 1661 01:33:04,784 --> 01:33:06,986 ♪ ♪ 1662 01:33:24,838 --> 01:33:27,730 ♪ ♪ 1663 01:33:44,824 --> 01:33:47,270 ♪ ♪ 1664 01:34:06,846 --> 01:34:09,490 ♪ ♪ 1665 01:34:12,886 --> 01:34:15,880 (camera whirring, film rattling) 1666 01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:23,196 SAMMY: Anyways, 1667 01:34:23,196 --> 01:34:25,198 what I really wanted to say is that, 1668 01:34:25,198 --> 01:34:27,100 about yesterday, what I told you was... 1669 01:34:27,100 --> 01:34:29,369 it wasn't true, and I lied, 1670 01:34:29,369 --> 01:34:31,571 and I'm sorry. 1671 01:34:31,571 --> 01:34:33,106 But why? 1672 01:34:33,106 --> 01:34:35,108 - What did I ever do to you? - Oh, no, no. 1673 01:34:35,108 --> 01:34:36,910 - It wasn't about you. - Because that, like, really, 1674 01:34:36,910 --> 01:34:39,112 - really wasn't cool, you know? - No, I didn't mean to hurt... 1675 01:34:39,112 --> 01:34:41,481 - I didn't mean to hurt you. - Because I really love Logan. 1676 01:34:41,481 --> 01:34:42,649 Yeah, she cried herself to sleep 1677 01:34:42,649 --> 01:34:43,917 thinking he cheated on her. 1678 01:34:43,917 --> 01:34:45,151 You ought to be more considerate 1679 01:34:45,151 --> 01:34:47,153 of other people's feelings. 1680 01:34:47,153 --> 01:34:48,988 Okay, but Logan told me to say I killed Christ. 1681 01:34:48,988 --> 01:34:50,323 - That wasn't Logan. - What? 1682 01:34:50,323 --> 01:34:51,925 - That was Chad. - Why would he do that? 1683 01:34:51,925 --> 01:34:53,960 Logan laughed. He thought it was hilarious. 1684 01:34:55,428 --> 01:34:57,430 He's Jewish. 1685 01:34:57,430 --> 01:34:59,265 You don't say. 1686 01:34:59,265 --> 01:35:00,567 (stammers softly) 1687 01:35:00,567 --> 01:35:03,103 Yeah, I mean, since the day I was circumcised. 1688 01:35:04,571 --> 01:35:07,340 (both laugh) 1689 01:35:07,340 --> 01:35:09,776 (chuckles) 1690 01:35:10,577 --> 01:35:13,113 So, how'd you know she was a redhead? 1691 01:35:13,113 --> 01:35:15,248 - Oh, my God. - SAMMY: Hmm? 1692 01:35:15,248 --> 01:35:17,450 He was making out with Renee Reynolds? 1693 01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:22,422 - If you were lying... - Mm-hmm? 1694 01:35:22,422 --> 01:35:24,924 ...how'd you know her hair color? 1695 01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:29,195 Uh... 1696 01:35:34,801 --> 01:35:37,303 Does it hurt? 1697 01:35:37,303 --> 01:35:39,305 So, you don't believe in Jesus? 1698 01:35:39,305 --> 01:35:41,374 Monica's, like, totally hot on Jesus. 1699 01:35:41,374 --> 01:35:42,475 (all laugh) 1700 01:35:42,475 --> 01:35:44,110 I can't imagine my life without him. 1701 01:35:44,110 --> 01:35:47,313 Well, we've managed for like 5,000 years, 1702 01:35:47,313 --> 01:35:49,849 (chuckles): so I guess it's possible. 1703 01:35:49,849 --> 01:35:52,385 Maybe we could... 1704 01:35:52,385 --> 01:35:55,789 I don't know, get together and pray on it. 1705 01:35:55,789 --> 01:35:57,824 (Sammy laughs) 1706 01:35:57,824 --> 01:36:00,193 - What, like, you and me? -(chuckles) 1707 01:36:00,193 --> 01:36:02,295 We can ask him to come into your heart 1708 01:36:02,295 --> 01:36:06,666 and, you know, see what happens. 1709 01:36:07,667 --> 01:36:09,836 (stammering): Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. 1710 01:36:09,836 --> 01:36:11,304 - I mean... -(laughter) 1711 01:36:11,304 --> 01:36:14,700 What? Like, that would be, like, when? Like, today? 1712 01:36:18,345 --> 01:36:21,314 It's a lot, huh? 1713 01:36:21,314 --> 01:36:25,850 It's sort of a shrine almost. 1714 01:36:25,850 --> 01:36:27,520 A shrine to guys. 1715 01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:29,220 L-Lots of guys. 1716 01:36:29,220 --> 01:36:31,591 They're ***y. 1717 01:36:31,591 --> 01:36:33,526 I guess. 1718 01:36:36,830 --> 01:36:38,832 I mean, not Jesus. 1719 01:36:38,832 --> 01:36:41,340 Jesus is ***y. 1720 01:36:42,202 --> 01:36:44,204 Isn't that, like, a sin or something? 1721 01:36:44,204 --> 01:36:46,600 (chuckles): I don't know. 1722 01:36:46,600 --> 01:36:48,208 He came to us as a man. 1723 01:36:48,208 --> 01:36:50,944 A handsome young man. 1724 01:36:50,944 --> 01:36:54,470 He could've come as a girl or an old man 1725 01:36:54,470 --> 01:36:56,490 or someone with leprosy, but... 1726 01:36:56,490 --> 01:36:58,251 Nobody knows what he really looked like. 1727 01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:01,187 Probably, he looked like you. 1728 01:37:01,187 --> 01:37:03,723 Oh, because... because he was... 1729 01:37:03,723 --> 01:37:05,191 Jewish. 1730 01:37:05,191 --> 01:37:07,394 A handsome Jewish boy. 1731 01:37:08,728 --> 01:37:10,897 Just like you. 1732 01:37:18,772 --> 01:37:21,410 (lock clicks) 1733 01:37:27,470 --> 01:37:28,948 Let's pray. 1734 01:37:35,422 --> 01:37:37,490 Close your eyes. 1735 01:37:39,426 --> 01:37:41,761 Lord, I'm here with my friend Sammy... 1736 01:37:41,761 --> 01:37:42,996 Sam. 1737 01:37:42,996 --> 01:37:45,265 I'm here with my good friend Sam, 1738 01:37:45,265 --> 01:37:49,669 who's Jewish, and he's a nice boy. 1739 01:37:49,669 --> 01:37:54,240 Lord Jesus, he's good and brave, 1740 01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:58,278 and he's funny, Lord, and... 1741 01:37:58,278 --> 01:38:01,114 and I like him. 1742 01:38:05,318 --> 01:38:07,253 Relax. 1743 01:38:11,791 --> 01:38:13,360 Ask. 1744 01:38:14,794 --> 01:38:16,629 Ask him to come into you. 1745 01:38:16,629 --> 01:38:18,998 Ask him to enter you. 1746 01:38:21,601 --> 01:38:23,636 Um... 1747 01:38:23,636 --> 01:38:25,805 hi there, Jesus. 1748 01:38:25,805 --> 01:38:28,508 It's me, Sam Fabelman. 1749 01:38:30,110 --> 01:38:32,345 If you're real, show me 1750 01:38:32,345 --> 01:38:34,614 - a sign or something, and... - No, wait. You can't... 1751 01:38:34,614 --> 01:38:38,351 You can't ask Jesus to do tricks to impress you. 1752 01:38:38,351 --> 01:38:40,186 You have to be humble. 1753 01:38:40,186 --> 01:38:42,789 You have to beg him to. I'll do it. 1754 01:38:43,556 --> 01:38:46,626 I'm gonna beg the Holy Spirit to come into me. 1755 01:38:46,626 --> 01:38:49,729 I'm gonna draw the Spirit in with my breath. 1756 01:38:49,729 --> 01:38:51,164 (inhales deeply) 1757 01:38:51,164 --> 01:38:53,833 Spirit, come into me! 1758 01:38:53,833 --> 01:38:55,668 Please, Holy Spirit! 1759 01:38:55,668 --> 01:38:58,171 I'm begging you, sweet Holy Father, 1760 01:38:58,171 --> 01:39:00,373 for the sake of my friend Sammy. 1761 01:39:00,373 --> 01:39:01,641 Sam. 1762 01:39:01,641 --> 01:39:03,209 Come into us, Jesus! 1763 01:39:03,209 --> 01:39:05,178 Hear our prayer! 1764 01:39:05,178 --> 01:39:06,813 Open your mouth. 1765 01:39:06,813 --> 01:39:10,383 Open your mouth and take the spirit of Christ into you. 1766 01:39:10,383 --> 01:39:13,860 (inhales sharply, exhales) 1767 01:39:14,554 --> 01:39:16,756 MONICA'S MOTHER: Monica, Sammy, I made snacks. 1768 01:39:16,756 --> 01:39:18,858 - We're coming! -(both breathing heavily) 1769 01:39:18,858 --> 01:39:20,593 - Oh... - Tomorrow after school, 1770 01:39:20,593 --> 01:39:22,562 want to meet out back behind the bleachers? 1771 01:39:22,562 --> 01:39:24,300 - Yeah. - Cool. 1772 01:39:24,300 --> 01:39:26,199 We can pray some more. 1773 01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:29,350 (screeches) 1774 01:39:36,420 --> 01:39:39,790 When I was a girl and I felt sad, 1775 01:39:39,790 --> 01:39:41,781 I'd go to the zoo and I'd watch the monkeys. 1776 01:39:41,781 --> 01:39:43,550 MONICA: They made you laugh? 1777 01:39:43,550 --> 01:39:45,885 Yeah, yeah, the monkeyshines. 1778 01:39:45,885 --> 01:39:47,921 Oh, but there was more to it than that. 1779 01:39:47,921 --> 01:39:49,923 It was... (sighs) 1780 01:39:49,923 --> 01:39:51,958 They understand what we've done to them, 1781 01:39:51,958 --> 01:39:53,927 with the cages and the people pointing. 1782 01:39:53,927 --> 01:39:55,729 We share that with them, 1783 01:39:55,729 --> 01:39:58,310 the truth of how cruel people are. 1784 01:39:58,310 --> 01:39:59,699 But if you watch them for long enough, 1785 01:39:59,699 --> 01:40:02,569 you can tell they know stuff we can't begin to imagine. 1786 01:40:02,569 --> 01:40:04,404 Important stuff. 1787 01:40:04,404 --> 01:40:06,573 And they're not gonna let us in on it 1788 01:40:06,573 --> 01:40:08,575 'cause it belongs to them. 1789 01:40:08,575 --> 01:40:10,243 It's their own monkey business. 1790 01:40:10,243 --> 01:40:12,979 Theirs. It's not ours. It's... 1791 01:40:12,979 --> 01:40:14,547 (monkey chitters) 1792 01:40:14,547 --> 01:40:16,616 Oh, I don't know. 1793 01:40:16,616 --> 01:40:18,418 Self-possession. 1794 01:40:18,418 --> 01:40:20,286 Right. 1795 01:40:21,654 --> 01:40:23,990 They belong to themselves. 1796 01:40:23,990 --> 01:40:26,292 If it belongs to itself, 1797 01:40:26,292 --> 01:40:28,561 let it go back to where it came from. 1798 01:40:28,561 --> 01:40:30,897 Anyway, that's how come I got a monkey. 1799 01:40:30,897 --> 01:40:32,799 And a therapist. 1800 01:40:32,799 --> 01:40:34,667 He throws his poop. 1801 01:40:34,667 --> 01:40:36,469 (gasps) The therapist? 1802 01:40:36,469 --> 01:40:37,771 No, the monkey. 1803 01:40:37,771 --> 01:40:39,272 That's why I'm staying in a hotel. 1804 01:40:39,272 --> 01:40:41,608 You don't have to. We have plenty of room. 1805 01:40:41,608 --> 01:40:43,510 My rabbi in New Jersey says 1806 01:40:43,510 --> 01:40:46,790 a monkey in the house isn't kosher. 1807 01:40:46,790 --> 01:40:47,614 That's why we're not going to eat him. 1808 01:40:47,614 --> 01:40:49,416 Did you schedule him for his polio vaccine? 1809 01:40:49,416 --> 01:40:51,117 - MONICA: They can get polio? - MITZI: Pass the peas. 1810 01:40:51,117 --> 01:40:52,619 BURT: Well, they're susceptible to pretty much everything 1811 01:40:52,619 --> 01:40:54,788 - humans are, so yes. - He hates going to the vet. 1812 01:40:54,788 --> 01:40:56,289 You see, Monica, in this family, 1813 01:40:56,289 --> 01:40:58,591 it's the scientists versus the artists. 1814 01:40:58,591 --> 01:40:59,993 Sammy's on my team. 1815 01:40:59,993 --> 01:41:02,128 Takes after me, except he's got real talent. 1816 01:41:02,128 --> 01:41:03,296 Mom. 1817 01:41:03,296 --> 01:41:04,698 And he's completely terrible at science. 1818 01:41:04,698 --> 01:41:06,299 Mm. And algebra. 1819 01:41:06,299 --> 01:41:07,600 And sports. 1820 01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:09,969 - Will you please stop? - He showed me his camera. 1821 01:41:09,969 --> 01:41:12,380 - Is he good at kissing? -(Reggie snickers) 1822 01:41:12,380 --> 01:41:13,640 - I'll tell you later. - Shut up! 1823 01:41:13,640 --> 01:41:16,420 - He sleeps with a camera under his pillow. -No, I don't. 1824 01:41:16,420 --> 01:41:17,811 But he refuses to actually shoot anything. 1825 01:41:17,811 --> 01:41:19,779 (gasps) He should shoot Ditch Day. 1826 01:41:19,779 --> 01:41:21,948 - SAMMY: Mm. Mm-mm. -They still don't have a photographer. 1827 01:41:21,948 --> 01:41:23,316 - You could volunteer. - What's Ditch Day? 1828 01:41:23,316 --> 01:41:25,118 It doesn't matter. I'm not going. 1829 01:41:25,118 --> 01:41:26,519 Something seniors get to do at the end of the year. 1830 01:41:26,519 --> 01:41:28,288 They let us pretend like we're ditching school, 1831 01:41:28,288 --> 01:41:30,623 and we all take buses to Santa Cruz Main Beach. 1832 01:41:30,623 --> 01:41:32,192 You have to go! Everyone goes. 1833 01:41:32,192 --> 01:41:34,270 My dad will lend you his camera. 1834 01:41:34,270 --> 01:41:35,362 It's super fancy. 1835 01:41:35,362 --> 01:41:37,163 Costs like a thousand dollars. 1836 01:41:37,163 --> 01:41:39,999 It's called, like, a... an "Air" something. I forget. 1837 01:41:39,999 --> 01:41:41,534 - Wait, not an Arriflex. - Right. 1838 01:41:41,534 --> 01:41:44,804 Your dad owns a 16 millimeter Arriflex? 1839 01:41:45,672 --> 01:41:47,640 Wow. Wow, okay. So, 16 millimeter on stock... 1840 01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:49,642 See, usually it's the teacher who shoots the Ditch Day movie, 1841 01:41:49,642 --> 01:41:51,411 - and it's a big joke. -That's two minutes, 45 seconds a roll. 1842 01:41:51,411 --> 01:41:53,246 At ten bucks a roll, for a whole day, that would be, 1843 01:41:53,246 --> 01:41:54,647 - like, insanely expensive. - I owe you a graduation check. 1844 01:41:54,647 --> 01:41:56,516 My dad will get the school to pay for it. 1845 01:41:56,516 --> 01:41:58,251 And I need to rent a 16 millimeter editing machine, 1846 01:41:58,251 --> 01:42:00,220 and I have no idea how much that costs, 1847 01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:01,654 - so it's not gonna work. - My dad will rent one for you. 1848 01:42:01,654 --> 01:42:04,591 Uh, we can rent it, whatever it costs, right? 1849 01:42:04,591 --> 01:42:06,526 Burt. 1850 01:42:08,161 --> 01:42:10,497 Uh, what's wrong with your Bolex? 1851 01:42:10,497 --> 01:42:12,532 You could afford to be a little encouraging. 1852 01:42:12,532 --> 01:42:14,167 About what? 1853 01:42:14,167 --> 01:42:15,935 About him making movies again. 1854 01:42:15,935 --> 01:42:17,537 Well, I didn't say that. I'm just talking... 1855 01:42:17,537 --> 01:42:19,739 - Maybe he's moved on. - On from what? 1856 01:42:19,739 --> 01:42:22,108 He hasn't picked up his camera once since we got here. 1857 01:42:22,108 --> 01:42:23,576 He'll be going to college this September. 1858 01:42:23,576 --> 01:42:25,512 Maybe his feelings about it have changed. 1859 01:42:25,512 --> 01:42:28,114 He's growing up. I'm enthusiastic about that. 1860 01:42:28,114 --> 01:42:29,716 Filming is what he loves. 1861 01:42:29,716 --> 01:42:31,451 - I don't think him... - Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. 1862 01:42:31,451 --> 01:42:33,420 Guys, can we please just stop talking about me? 1863 01:42:33,420 --> 01:42:34,954 I'd think that you, more than anyone, 1864 01:42:34,954 --> 01:42:36,256 should have some understanding of what a... 1865 01:42:36,256 --> 01:42:37,590 Let's go to your place or something. 1866 01:42:37,590 --> 01:42:39,526 Maybe your dad can show me the camera. 1867 01:42:39,526 --> 01:42:41,127 - ...a vocation, a-a calling is. - BURT: All right. All right. 1868 01:42:41,127 --> 01:42:42,562 We'll rent him the equipment. 1869 01:42:42,562 --> 01:42:43,863 He hates the beach. 1870 01:42:43,863 --> 01:42:45,365 That's why he doesn't want to go to Ditch Day. 1871 01:42:45,365 --> 01:42:46,933 But it's not your calling. 1872 01:42:46,933 --> 01:42:49,135 Is that why you can't, uh, respect it? 1873 01:42:49,135 --> 01:42:50,570 BURT: I have respect for everything 1874 01:42:50,570 --> 01:42:52,439 - he works hard doing. - He's afraid. 1875 01:42:52,439 --> 01:42:54,374 He's scared if he does, those guys will beat him up again. 1876 01:42:54,374 --> 01:42:56,609 What? No, I'm not. I never said that I was scared of them. 1877 01:42:56,609 --> 01:42:58,378 - MITZI: You don't, though. - You got beat up? 1878 01:42:58,378 --> 01:43:00,380 You always dismiss what he does, what anyone does, 1879 01:43:00,380 --> 01:43:04,250 that's playful or imaginative as a pastime or a hobby. 1880 01:43:04,250 --> 01:43:06,860 You already won, Mitz. 1881 01:43:06,860 --> 01:43:08,540 I surrendered. I'm not taking the bait. 1882 01:43:08,540 --> 01:43:09,589 SAMMY: Can you guys please just cut it out? 1883 01:43:09,589 --> 01:43:11,458 - MITZI: Oh, who's baiting who? - You're embarrassing me. 1884 01:43:11,458 --> 01:43:13,590 I said I'd take him for his polio shot the first five times 1885 01:43:13,590 --> 01:43:14,461 - you asked me, didn't I? - Well, you say you will, 1886 01:43:14,461 --> 01:43:16,730 but I guess you don't mean it, so I ask again 1887 01:43:16,730 --> 01:43:18,431 - and again and again. - He's scared of shots. 1888 01:43:18,431 --> 01:43:20,967 - He's scared of the doctor. -(slams table) 1889 01:43:21,801 --> 01:43:25,238 I am taking the goddamn monkey to the vet, okay? 1890 01:43:25,238 --> 01:43:26,773 HADASSAH: Probably needs a tranquilizer 1891 01:43:26,773 --> 01:43:28,274 with all this yelling. 1892 01:43:28,274 --> 01:43:30,677 Can you ask your dad about borrowing the camera? 1893 01:43:30,677 --> 01:43:32,112 He'll say yes. 1894 01:43:32,112 --> 01:43:34,114 Thank you. 1895 01:43:34,114 --> 01:43:36,783 I'm filming Ditch Day. 1896 01:43:36,783 --> 01:43:38,585 I think it's a great idea. 1897 01:43:38,585 --> 01:43:40,854 ("Goodbye Cruel World" by James Darren playing) 1898 01:43:40,854 --> 01:43:43,123 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1899 01:43:44,924 --> 01:43:46,526 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1900 01:43:46,526 --> 01:43:49,329 -♪ Oh, goodbye, cruel world ♪ -(laughter) 1901 01:43:49,329 --> 01:43:51,464 -♪ I'm off to join the circus ♪ -(whooping) 1902 01:43:51,464 --> 01:43:54,968 ♪ Gonna be a brokenhearted clown ♪ 1903 01:43:54,968 --> 01:43:58,972 ♪ Paint my face with a good-for-nothin' smile ♪ 1904 01:43:58,972 --> 01:44:01,474 ♪ 'Cause a mean, fickle woman ♪ 1905 01:44:01,474 --> 01:44:04,310 ♪ Turned my whole world upside down ♪ 1906 01:44:04,310 --> 01:44:06,312 - Nice! -♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1907 01:44:06,312 --> 01:44:07,814 (lively, encouraging chatter) 1908 01:44:07,814 --> 01:44:09,382 ♪ Farewell to love ♪ 1909 01:44:09,382 --> 01:44:11,551 ♪ I'm off to join the circus ♪ 1910 01:44:11,551 --> 01:44:13,453 - Go, go, go, go, go! -♪ Gotta find ♪ 1911 01:44:13,453 --> 01:44:15,655 ♪ A way to hide my tears ♪ 1912 01:44:15,655 --> 01:44:19,159 ♪ Then I'll have them rollin' in the aisle ♪ 1913 01:44:19,159 --> 01:44:22,128 ♪ And I'll forget that woman ♪ 1914 01:44:22,128 --> 01:44:24,464 ♪ If it takes a hundred years ♪ 1915 01:44:24,464 --> 01:44:26,320 (laughter) 1916 01:44:26,320 --> 01:44:27,734 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1917 01:44:27,734 --> 01:44:31,705 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh, step right up and take a look at a fool ♪ 1918 01:44:31,705 --> 01:44:35,909 ♪ He has got a heart as stubborn as a mule ♪ 1919 01:44:35,909 --> 01:44:39,913 ♪ Come on, everybody, he is good for a laugh ♪ 1920 01:44:39,913 --> 01:44:44,184 ♪ And no one could tell his heart is broken in half ♪ 1921 01:44:44,184 --> 01:44:46,252 ♪ Well, the joke's on me ♪ 1922 01:44:46,252 --> 01:44:48,688 ♪ I'm off to join the circus ♪ 1923 01:44:48,688 --> 01:44:52,525 ♪ Oh, Mr. Barnum, save a place for me ♪ 1924 01:44:52,525 --> 01:44:56,663 ♪ Shoot me out of a cannon, I don't care ♪ 1925 01:44:56,663 --> 01:45:00,166 ♪ Let the people point at me and stare ♪ 1926 01:45:00,166 --> 01:45:02,869 ♪ I'll tell the world that woman ♪ 1927 01:45:02,869 --> 01:45:04,938 ♪ Wherever she may be ♪ 1928 01:45:04,938 --> 01:45:06,740 ♪ That mean, fickle woman ♪ 1929 01:45:06,740 --> 01:45:10,377 ♪ Made a cryin' clown out of me ♪ 1930 01:45:11,211 --> 01:45:13,279 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1931 01:45:15,215 --> 01:45:17,450 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1932 01:45:19,386 --> 01:45:22,550 -♪ Goodbye, cruel world. ♪ -(song fades) 1933 01:45:24,900 --> 01:45:26,359 (film rattling) 1934 01:45:32,232 --> 01:45:34,434 (no audio) 1935 01:45:41,574 --> 01:45:43,610 ♪ ♪ 1936 01:46:00,760 --> 01:46:02,762 (no audio) 1937 01:46:14,240 --> 01:46:16,443 ♪ ♪ 1938 01:46:36,796 --> 01:46:38,832 ♪ ♪ 1939 01:46:46,339 --> 01:46:49,209 - Don't be scared. -(trembling breaths) 1940 01:46:54,514 --> 01:46:58,510 Your mom misses Phoenix too much. 1941 01:46:58,510 --> 01:46:59,452 Tell them the truth. 1942 01:46:59,452 --> 01:47:01,454 And I can't leave. 1943 01:47:01,454 --> 01:47:03,390 This is where my work is. 1944 01:47:03,390 --> 01:47:04,724 I have to... 1945 01:47:04,724 --> 01:47:06,326 That's crazy. 1946 01:47:06,326 --> 01:47:09,162 (crying): You... you can't ruin everything 1947 01:47:09,162 --> 01:47:11,364 because you miss one place 1948 01:47:11,364 --> 01:47:13,700 and you're stuck someplace else. 1949 01:47:13,700 --> 01:47:16,336 (crying): I miss Bennie too much. 1950 01:47:16,336 --> 01:47:17,871 NATALIE: So? 1951 01:47:17,871 --> 01:47:19,639 We all miss him. 1952 01:47:20,407 --> 01:47:22,909 This is a different kind of missing. 1953 01:47:22,909 --> 01:47:24,544 NATALIE: Because what? 1954 01:47:25,345 --> 01:47:27,213 You love Bennie? 1955 01:47:27,213 --> 01:47:28,815 - Don't you love Daddy? -(Reggie sobbing) 1956 01:47:28,815 --> 01:47:29,883 Sure she does. 1957 01:47:29,883 --> 01:47:31,851 - Of course I love Dad. - And I love Mom. 1958 01:47:31,851 --> 01:47:34,187 Then why is this all of a sudden happening?! 1959 01:47:34,187 --> 01:47:36,220 Stay together. 1960 01:47:36,220 --> 01:47:38,992 (crying): You love each other, and you love us, 1961 01:47:38,992 --> 01:47:40,527 and we don't want this. 1962 01:47:40,527 --> 01:47:42,696 We don't want to have to move back and forth 1963 01:47:42,696 --> 01:47:44,230 and not live with both of you. 1964 01:47:44,230 --> 01:47:46,320 We can't. Dad, we can't. 1965 01:47:46,320 --> 01:47:47,534 You're always so mean to him! 1966 01:47:47,534 --> 01:47:49,436 (sobbing): That's why you're getting divorced! 1967 01:47:49,436 --> 01:47:51,371 It's because of you! 1968 01:47:51,371 --> 01:47:52,739 (crying): Don't blame your mom. 1969 01:47:52,739 --> 01:47:54,774 This wasn't her idea. It was mine. 1970 01:47:54,774 --> 01:47:57,777 - Don't-don't say that. - NATALIE: No, it wasn't. 1971 01:47:57,777 --> 01:48:00,413 She just said it was because of Bennie, so stop lying! 1972 01:48:00,413 --> 01:48:02,682 Both of you, stop lying! 1973 01:48:02,682 --> 01:48:04,784 (voice fading): I'm giving your mom a chance 1974 01:48:04,784 --> 01:48:09,522 to go back to, uh, Phoenix to live... 1975 01:48:09,522 --> 01:48:12,125 (film rattling) 1976 01:48:12,125 --> 01:48:14,394 ♪ ♪ 1977 01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:20,900 ("If You Wanna Be Happy" by Jimmy Soul playing) 1978 01:48:20,900 --> 01:48:23,360 ♪ A pretty woman makes her husband look small ♪ 1979 01:48:23,360 --> 01:48:25,572 ♪ And very often causes his downfall ♪ 1980 01:48:25,572 --> 01:48:28,241 ♪ As soon as he marries her, then she starts ♪ 1981 01:48:28,241 --> 01:48:30,710 ♪ To do the things that will break his heart ♪ 1982 01:48:30,710 --> 01:48:33,446 ♪ But if you make an ugly woman your wife... ♪ 1983 01:48:33,446 --> 01:48:35,215 (music stops) 1984 01:48:36,820 --> 01:48:37,917 I don't understand how you can go back 1985 01:48:37,917 --> 01:48:40,220 to your beach blanket movie after that. 1986 01:48:40,220 --> 01:48:42,589 We're different, I guess. 1987 01:48:58,571 --> 01:49:00,840 (whispers): Is she gonna marry Bennie? 1988 01:49:01,641 --> 01:49:03,810 If she wants to, she will. 1989 01:49:05,578 --> 01:49:07,947 God, she's the most selfish person in the world. 1990 01:49:07,947 --> 01:49:11,151 It must've been hard for her, married to a... 1991 01:49:11,151 --> 01:49:13,153 a genius. 1992 01:49:13,153 --> 01:49:15,121 Dad worships Mom. 1993 01:49:15,121 --> 01:49:16,623 Okay. 1994 01:49:17,524 --> 01:49:21,528 But maybe it's hard being worshipped by someone 1995 01:49:21,528 --> 01:49:23,530 you know you'll never be as good as 1996 01:49:23,530 --> 01:49:25,765 or ever do anything as good as. 1997 01:49:25,765 --> 01:49:27,330 She... 1998 01:49:28,168 --> 01:49:30,537 She laughs at Bennie's jokes... 1999 01:49:32,172 --> 01:49:35,275 (crying): ...but Dad's always been her best audience. 2000 01:49:35,275 --> 01:49:37,310 Come on. 2001 01:49:37,310 --> 01:49:39,179 She'll be fine. 2002 01:49:39,179 --> 01:49:42,148 She'll tell herself everything happens for a reason. 2003 01:49:42,148 --> 01:49:44,484 She'll make excuses like she always does. 2004 01:49:44,484 --> 01:49:46,486 You're way more selfish than her. 2005 01:49:46,486 --> 01:49:48,288 (chuckles) 2006 01:49:48,288 --> 01:49:50,323 That's why you're angry at her. 2007 01:49:50,323 --> 01:49:53,293 It's because she's scared, 2008 01:49:53,293 --> 01:49:55,495 just like you, Sammy. 2009 01:49:56,496 --> 01:50:00,500 Out of everyone in this out-of-control, 2010 01:50:00,500 --> 01:50:03,837 falling-apart family, 2011 01:50:03,837 --> 01:50:07,700 the one who's most like Mitzi is you. 2012 01:50:08,800 --> 01:50:09,976 (sobbing) 2013 01:50:09,976 --> 01:50:11,344 Wait. 2014 01:50:13,513 --> 01:50:15,415 Look, before I show this to the whole school, 2015 01:50:15,415 --> 01:50:17,884 could you please watch it with me? 2016 01:50:28,528 --> 01:50:30,163 (switch clicks) 2017 01:50:30,163 --> 01:50:32,499 ("He's So Fine" by The Chiffons playing) 2018 01:50:32,499 --> 01:50:34,340 ♪ He's a soft-spoken guy ♪ 2019 01:50:34,340 --> 01:50:36,102 ♪ Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang ♪ 2020 01:50:36,102 --> 01:50:37,604 ♪ Also seems kinda shy ♪ 2021 01:50:37,604 --> 01:50:39,539 ♪ Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang ♪ 2022 01:50:39,539 --> 01:50:41,374 ♪ Makes me wonder if I ♪ 2023 01:50:41,374 --> 01:50:42,709 ♪ Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang ♪ 2024 01:50:42,709 --> 01:50:44,377 ♪ Should even give him a try ♪ 2025 01:50:44,377 --> 01:50:45,912 ♪ Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang ♪ 2026 01:50:45,912 --> 01:50:48,715 ♪ But then I know he can't shy ♪ 2027 01:50:48,715 --> 01:50:51,885 ♪ He can't shy away forever ♪ 2028 01:50:51,885 --> 01:50:55,880 ♪ And I'm gonna make him mine ♪ 2029 01:50:55,880 --> 01:50:58,692 (fading): ♪ If it takes me forever... ♪ 2030 01:50:58,692 --> 01:51:00,393 (engine shuts off) 2031 01:51:00,393 --> 01:51:02,128 (sighs) 2032 01:51:04,731 --> 01:51:07,434 - Hold your breath! -(coughing) 2033 01:51:09,469 --> 01:51:11,805 (continues coughing) 2034 01:51:13,940 --> 01:51:15,608 Here. 2035 01:51:15,608 --> 01:51:18,712 (gasps) Oh, wow. 2036 01:51:23,830 --> 01:51:24,884 (gasps) 2037 01:51:29,322 --> 01:51:31,725 Did you find Jesus? 2038 01:51:33,126 --> 01:51:35,610 In a jewelry store. 2039 01:51:41,801 --> 01:51:45,400 ♪ If you see me walking down the street ♪ 2040 01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:50,100 ♪ And I start to cry each time we meet ♪ 2041 01:51:50,100 --> 01:51:52,645 ♪ Walk on by ♪ 2042 01:51:52,645 --> 01:51:55,480 (playing off-key) 2043 01:51:55,480 --> 01:51:58,651 ♪ Walk on by ♪ 2044 01:51:58,651 --> 01:52:02,880 ♪ Make believe that you don't see the tears... ♪ 2045 01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:03,757 Hey, man, look who's here. 2046 01:52:03,757 --> 01:52:05,425 Hey! Let's get this party started! 2047 01:52:05,425 --> 01:52:07,527 -(laughter) - Let the festivities begin. 2048 01:52:07,527 --> 01:52:09,362 ♪ 'Cause each time I see you... ♪ 2049 01:52:09,362 --> 01:52:11,364 So, in September, when I move to L.A., 2050 01:52:11,364 --> 01:52:14,340 I'm gonna try and get work in a movie studio. 2051 01:52:14,340 --> 01:52:16,236 Thought you were going to college. 2052 01:52:17,337 --> 01:52:19,105 Could you... 2053 01:52:20,206 --> 01:52:22,108 Would you ever consider coming with me? 2054 01:52:22,108 --> 01:52:24,344 (chuckles) I'm going to Texas A&M. 2055 01:52:24,344 --> 01:52:25,545 You know that. 2056 01:52:25,545 --> 01:52:28,281 Yes, I do. 2057 01:52:28,281 --> 01:52:30,917 But I thought... 2058 01:52:32,619 --> 01:52:36,289 ...maybe you should change your mind, because... 2059 01:52:39,292 --> 01:52:41,361 Because what? 2060 01:52:42,762 --> 01:52:44,964 - Because I love you. - Ow! 2061 01:52:44,964 --> 01:52:46,433 - Sammy! - Oh, sorry! 2062 01:52:46,433 --> 01:52:48,868 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 2063 01:52:49,636 --> 01:52:51,938 That's not possible. 2064 01:52:51,938 --> 01:52:53,239 -(Monica chuckles) - What? 2065 01:52:53,239 --> 01:52:54,641 N-No, it is. 2066 01:52:54,641 --> 01:52:56,776 - Monica, I love you. -(sighs) 2067 01:52:56,776 --> 01:52:58,878 That's impossible. Sammy... 2068 01:52:58,878 --> 01:53:00,447 Sam. 2069 01:53:01,548 --> 01:53:03,783 We only started dating like... 2070 01:53:03,783 --> 01:53:06,860 ♪ Walk on by... ♪ 2071 01:53:06,860 --> 01:53:07,654 Everything was so normal before. 2072 01:53:07,654 --> 01:53:08,988 Why are you acting so... 2073 01:53:08,988 --> 01:53:11,910 No, because nothing's normal now. 2074 01:53:11,910 --> 01:53:13,293 They're getting a divorce. 2075 01:53:14,761 --> 01:53:16,429 What are you talking about? 2076 01:53:16,429 --> 01:53:19,132 My mom and dad, they're splitting up. 2077 01:53:20,266 --> 01:53:23,169 ♪ The tears and the sadness you gave me... ♪ 2078 01:53:23,169 --> 01:53:25,772 (hushed): Jesus Christ! This is prom! 2079 01:53:25,772 --> 01:53:28,675 You can't just blurt something out like that at prom! 2080 01:53:28,675 --> 01:53:30,577 Wait. 2081 01:53:30,577 --> 01:53:31,644 ♪ Don't ♪ 2082 01:53:31,644 --> 01:53:32,779 ♪ Stop... ♪ 2083 01:53:32,779 --> 01:53:34,314 Monica! 2084 01:53:34,314 --> 01:53:36,116 Look, that's-that's got nothing to do with us, okay? 2085 01:53:36,116 --> 01:53:38,180 - I'm not... -That's not why I said that I love you. 2086 01:53:38,180 --> 01:53:39,919 - I don't know why I... - I'm not gonna change 2087 01:53:39,919 --> 01:53:41,588 my whole life and move to Hollywood 2088 01:53:41,588 --> 01:53:45,291 because your parents are having marital difficulties. 2089 01:53:45,291 --> 01:53:47,327 ♪ ♪ 2090 01:53:53,666 --> 01:53:55,168 (sighs softly) 2091 01:53:55,168 --> 01:53:58,380 ♪ Walk on by ♪ 2092 01:53:59,773 --> 01:54:01,207 ♪ Walk on by ♪ 2093 01:54:01,207 --> 01:54:03,643 You can get a refund. I hardly wore it at all. 2094 01:54:04,444 --> 01:54:07,180 ♪ Foolish pride, that's all that I have... ♪ 2095 01:54:07,180 --> 01:54:09,449 Are you breaking up with me? 2096 01:54:09,449 --> 01:54:14,354 (chuckles) Not at prom, but of course, eventually. 2097 01:54:17,123 --> 01:54:19,292 I'm gonna pray on it. 2098 01:54:19,292 --> 01:54:23,196 And I'm gonna pray really, really hard for you 2099 01:54:23,196 --> 01:54:25,832 because you're such a fun boy to kiss, but... 2100 01:54:25,832 --> 01:54:27,333 -(song ends) -(applause, cheering) 2101 01:54:27,333 --> 01:54:29,200 PRINCIPAL: Thank you. Thank you. 2102 01:54:29,200 --> 01:54:31,504 Wonderful. Wonderful. 2103 01:54:31,504 --> 01:54:35,750 Let's thank our band for that great music. 2104 01:54:35,750 --> 01:54:38,411 Sometimes we just can't fix things, Sam... 2105 01:54:39,713 --> 01:54:43,683 ...and all we can do is suffer. 2106 01:54:43,683 --> 01:54:45,518 (feedback squeals) 2107 01:54:45,518 --> 01:54:48,221 PRINCIPAL: Now we're gonna take a little break from the dancing 2108 01:54:48,221 --> 01:54:52,359 for a very special moment for the class of 1964. 2109 01:54:52,359 --> 01:54:53,493 (cheering) 2110 01:54:53,493 --> 01:54:57,530 Um, Mr. Samuel Fabelman, where are you? 2111 01:54:57,530 --> 01:54:59,320 Where is he? 2112 01:54:59,866 --> 01:55:01,735 Okay. 2113 01:55:01,735 --> 01:55:03,360 Bagelman! 2114 01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:04,504 STUDENTS (chanting): Bagelman! 2115 01:55:04,504 --> 01:55:06,206 - PRINCIPAL: Okay, everybody. -(chant continues) 2116 01:55:06,206 --> 01:55:08,410 - Face this way. Grab a chair. -(chant dies down) 2117 01:55:08,410 --> 01:55:10,210 Let's all get close to the screen. 2118 01:55:10,210 --> 01:55:11,378 (students murmuring) 2119 01:55:11,378 --> 01:55:14,614 Right up front. Very good. 2120 01:55:15,882 --> 01:55:19,586 Mr. Fabelman, this is your big moment. 2121 01:55:19,586 --> 01:55:25,458 We're ready to watch your Technicolor masterpiece, 2122 01:55:25,458 --> 01:55:28,895 "Ditch Day 1964." 2123 01:55:28,895 --> 01:55:31,598 (cheering and applause) 2124 01:55:32,966 --> 01:55:38,405 And as they say way down south in Hollywoodland, "lights..." 2125 01:55:38,405 --> 01:55:42,575 Uh, "lights, camera, action!" 2126 01:55:42,575 --> 01:55:44,911 (cheering) 2127 01:55:47,800 --> 01:55:50,316 ("If You Wanna Be Happy" by Jimmy Soul playing) 2128 01:55:51,418 --> 01:55:54,287 ♪ If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 2129 01:55:54,287 --> 01:55:56,589 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 2130 01:55:56,589 --> 01:55:59,426 ♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 2131 01:55:59,426 --> 01:56:01,428 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 2132 01:56:01,428 --> 01:56:02,929 ♪ If you wanna be happy ♪ 2133 01:56:02,929 --> 01:56:04,597 -(cheering) -♪ For the rest of your life ♪ 2134 01:56:04,597 --> 01:56:07,267 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 2135 01:56:07,267 --> 01:56:09,569 ♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 2136 01:56:09,569 --> 01:56:12,405 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 2137 01:56:12,405 --> 01:56:14,808 ♪ A pretty woman makes her husband look small ♪ 2138 01:56:14,808 --> 01:56:17,577 ♪ And very often causes his downfall ♪ 2139 01:56:17,577 --> 01:56:19,846 ♪ As soon as he marries her, then she starts ♪ 2140 01:56:19,846 --> 01:56:21,514 ♪ To do the things ♪ 2141 01:56:21,514 --> 01:56:23,116 -(students gasping) -♪ That will break his heart ♪ 2142 01:56:23,116 --> 01:56:24,918 ♪ But if you make an ugly woman your wife ♪ 2143 01:56:24,918 --> 01:56:27,620 ♪ You'll be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 2144 01:56:27,620 --> 01:56:30,290 ♪ An ugly woman cooks meals on time ♪ 2145 01:56:30,290 --> 01:56:32,926 ♪ She'll always give you peace of mind ♪ 2146 01:56:32,926 --> 01:56:34,294 -(laughter) -♪ If you wanna be happy ♪ 2147 01:56:34,294 --> 01:56:35,695 ♪ For the rest of your life ♪ 2148 01:56:35,695 --> 01:56:38,331 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 2149 01:56:38,331 --> 01:56:40,700 -(whooping) -♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 2150 01:56:40,700 --> 01:56:43,136 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 2151 01:56:43,136 --> 01:56:45,972 (students cheering) 2152 01:56:48,108 --> 01:56:50,310 ♪ I'll take an ugly one anytime ♪ 2153 01:56:53,446 --> 01:56:55,815 ♪ Don't let your friends say you have no taste ♪ 2154 01:56:55,815 --> 01:56:57,984 -(students exclaiming) -♪ Go ahead and marry anyway ♪ 2155 01:56:57,984 --> 01:57:01,154 ♪ Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match ♪ 2156 01:57:01,154 --> 01:57:03,623 -(cheering) -♪ Take it from me, she's a better catch ♪ 2157 01:57:03,623 --> 01:57:06,326 ♪ If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 2158 01:57:06,326 --> 01:57:08,528 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 2159 01:57:08,528 --> 01:57:11,197 ♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 2160 01:57:11,197 --> 01:57:13,700 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 2161 01:57:13,700 --> 01:57:15,568 -♪ Say, man ♪ -♪ Hey, baby ♪ 2162 01:57:15,568 --> 01:57:18,171 ♪ I saw your wife the other day... ♪ 2163 01:57:18,171 --> 01:57:21,700 (students laughing, groaning) 2164 01:57:21,700 --> 01:57:22,475 (song fades) 2165 01:57:22,475 --> 01:57:25,345 ("Limbo Rock" by Chubby Checker playing) 2166 01:57:27,213 --> 01:57:29,582 (students groaning, exclaiming) 2167 01:57:31,851 --> 01:57:33,386 (students exclaiming) 2168 01:57:33,386 --> 01:57:36,220 - Oh, no! -♪ Every limbo boy and girl ♪ 2169 01:57:36,220 --> 01:57:38,191 ♪ All around the limbo world ♪ 2170 01:57:38,191 --> 01:57:40,860 ♪ Gonna do the limbo rock ♪ 2171 01:57:40,860 --> 01:57:43,530 -(students gasping, exclaiming) -♪ All around the limbo clock ♪ 2172 01:57:43,530 --> 01:57:46,232 ♪ Jack be limbo, Jack be quick ♪ 2173 01:57:46,232 --> 01:57:48,668 ♪ Jack go under limbo stick ♪ 2174 01:57:48,668 --> 01:57:50,704 ♪ All around the limbo clock ♪ 2175 01:57:50,704 --> 01:57:52,205 (cheering) 2176 01:57:52,205 --> 01:57:54,207 ♪ Hey, let's do the limbo rock ♪ 2177 01:57:54,207 --> 01:57:56,209 (singer howling) 2178 01:57:56,209 --> 01:57:58,545 ♪ Limbo lower now ♪ 2179 01:57:59,379 --> 01:58:02,150 -(cheering) -♪ Limbo lower now ♪ 2180 01:58:02,150 --> 01:58:04,384 ♪ How low can you go? ♪ 2181 01:58:04,384 --> 01:58:05,752 ♪ First you spread ♪ 2182 01:58:05,752 --> 01:58:07,387 - STUDENTS: Aw. -♪ Your limbo feet ♪ 2183 01:58:07,387 --> 01:58:10,390 ♪ Then you move to limbo beat ♪ 2184 01:58:10,390 --> 01:58:12,559 ♪ Limbo ankle, limbo knee ♪ 2185 01:58:12,559 --> 01:58:14,794 ♪ Bend back like a limbo tree ♪ 2186 01:58:14,794 --> 01:58:16,296 (cheering) 2187 01:58:16,296 --> 01:58:18,398 ♪ Jack be limbo, Jack be quick ♪ 2188 01:58:18,398 --> 01:58:20,567 ♪ Jack go under limbo stick ♪ 2189 01:58:20,567 --> 01:58:21,735 (laughter) 2190 01:58:21,735 --> 01:58:23,703 ♪ All around the limbo clock ♪ 2191 01:58:23,703 --> 01:58:26,239 ♪ Hey, let's do the limbo rock ♪ 2192 01:58:26,239 --> 01:58:28,408 ♪ La, la, la, la-la, la-la ♪ 2193 01:58:28,408 --> 01:58:29,743 -♪ La, la... ♪ -(song fades) 2194 01:58:29,743 --> 01:58:31,745 (dramatic orchestral music playing) 2195 01:58:31,745 --> 01:58:33,780 (cheering) 2196 01:58:48,561 --> 01:58:50,597 ♪ ♪ 2197 01:58:52,665 --> 01:58:54,334 (cheering) 2198 01:59:11,251 --> 01:59:13,653 (cheering and applause) 2199 01:59:16,856 --> 01:59:19,459 Whoo! Let's go! Come on! 2200 01:59:20,427 --> 01:59:23,196 No, no, no, no, no. 2201 01:59:24,864 --> 01:59:28,435 Logan, you were so incredible up there. 2202 01:59:28,435 --> 01:59:30,437 It was amazing. 2203 01:59:48,880 --> 01:59:49,823 (music stops) 2204 01:59:52,225 --> 01:59:54,427 (footsteps approaching) 2205 01:59:58,298 --> 02:00:00,433 LOGAN: Why'd you do that? 2206 02:00:02,669 --> 02:00:04,571 SAMMY (sighs): What? 2207 02:00:04,571 --> 02:00:07,307 Why'd you make me look like that? 2208 02:00:09,609 --> 02:00:11,978 - In the film? - Yes, in the film! 2209 02:00:11,978 --> 02:00:14,314 Oh, shit! Shit. 2210 02:00:15,348 --> 02:00:17,117 What's the matter with you? 2211 02:00:17,117 --> 02:00:18,952 I've been a... a total ***hole to you. 2212 02:00:18,952 --> 02:00:20,954 - I broke your nose, and then... - You didn't break my nose. 2213 02:00:20,954 --> 02:00:22,689 - Then you go and make me look like-like that. -You almost-- 2214 02:00:22,689 --> 02:00:24,457 - You didn't break it. - What's wrong with you? 2215 02:00:24,457 --> 02:00:27,460 Logan, all I did was hold the camera, and it saw what it saw. 2216 02:00:27,460 --> 02:00:30,296 Oh, bullshit! Fabelman, you made me look like... 2217 02:00:30,296 --> 02:00:32,699 like this golden kind of thing. 2218 02:00:32,699 --> 02:00:34,134 - Yeah? -And Claudia, she just kissed me. 2219 02:00:34,134 --> 02:00:35,935 - Mazel tov. - In front of the whole school. 2220 02:00:35,935 --> 02:00:37,637 - Okay, great. -I treat her shittier than I treat you, 2221 02:00:37,637 --> 02:00:39,539 - and now she wants to... - You're welcome, man. Jesus... 2222 02:00:39,539 --> 02:00:42,442 No, no. Don't... Don't go. Don't go. 2223 02:00:42,442 --> 02:00:45,478 I want to know why you did that. 2224 02:00:45,478 --> 02:00:47,480 I don't know. I ought to have my head examined. 2225 02:00:47,480 --> 02:00:48,815 Am I supposed to feel bad now 2226 02:00:48,815 --> 02:00:50,450 about all that shit we did to you? 2227 02:00:50,450 --> 02:00:51,718 Do you feel bad about all that shit? 2228 02:00:51,718 --> 02:00:53,219 That's none of your goddamn business! 2229 02:00:53,219 --> 02:00:55,155 -'Cause you should feel bad about... -Oh, right! 2230 02:00:55,155 --> 02:00:56,823 That's why you did it. You want me to feel like crap about... 2231 02:00:56,823 --> 02:00:59,626 I wanted you to be nice to me for five minutes! 2232 02:00:59,626 --> 02:01:01,895 Or I did it to make my movie better. 2233 02:01:01,895 --> 02:01:03,329 I don't know why. 2234 02:01:03,329 --> 02:01:07,000 You are the biggest jerk I've ever met in my entire life. 2235 02:01:07,000 --> 02:01:10,503 I have a monkey at home that's smarter than you! 2236 02:01:10,503 --> 02:01:14,641 You dumb, anti-Semitic ***hole! 2237 02:01:14,641 --> 02:01:17,430 I made you look like you could fly. 2238 02:01:18,440 --> 02:01:19,746 But I can't fly. 2239 02:01:19,746 --> 02:01:21,981 I can outrun any guy in Santa Clara County, 2240 02:01:21,981 --> 02:01:23,850 and I worked real hard to do that. 2241 02:01:23,850 --> 02:01:26,519 But you... you make me feel like I'm some kind of failure 2242 02:01:26,519 --> 02:01:28,722 or a phony or... or like I'm supposed to be 2243 02:01:28,722 --> 02:01:31,491 some guy I'm never gonna be, not even in my dreams. 2244 02:01:31,491 --> 02:01:32,926 You took that guy, whoever he is, 2245 02:01:32,926 --> 02:01:34,861 wherever you got him from, and you put him up there 2246 02:01:34,861 --> 02:01:36,996 on that screen and told everyone... 2247 02:01:36,996 --> 02:01:38,398 everyone that that's me. 2248 02:01:38,398 --> 02:01:40,700 And that's not me. That's... It's... 2249 02:01:40,700 --> 02:01:42,502 (trembling breaths) 2250 02:01:42,502 --> 02:01:46,390 (crying): Goddamn it. Goddamn it. 2251 02:01:47,507 --> 02:01:49,542 (whimpering) 2252 02:01:49,542 --> 02:01:51,578 Jesus, it wasn't supposed to make you upset. 2253 02:01:51,578 --> 02:01:53,613 I didn't mean to freak you out. I didn't mean... 2254 02:01:53,613 --> 02:01:56,416 Who cares what you meant? 2255 02:01:57,550 --> 02:01:59,719 Fabelman! 2256 02:02:01,121 --> 02:02:02,522 Oh, shit. 2257 02:02:02,522 --> 02:02:03,623 You liar! You backstabbing liar! 2258 02:02:03,623 --> 02:02:05,892 I'm gonna beat your... 2259 02:02:05,892 --> 02:02:07,894 (grunting) 2260 02:02:17,737 --> 02:02:19,739 You totally bought it, his whole snow job. 2261 02:02:19,739 --> 02:02:22,420 You ate it up. You moron. 2262 02:02:22,420 --> 02:02:24,711 Logan, you are so conceited and dumb. 2263 02:02:25,645 --> 02:02:27,914 (grunts, groans) 2264 02:02:27,914 --> 02:02:29,949 (panting) 2265 02:02:31,651 --> 02:02:33,620 (neck cracks) 2266 02:02:36,389 --> 02:02:38,591 (panting) 2267 02:02:49,969 --> 02:02:52,672 Is something about to happen? 2268 02:02:53,673 --> 02:02:55,608 You like living dangerously, Fabelman. 2269 02:02:55,608 --> 02:02:57,444 No, I don't. I really, really don't. 2270 02:02:57,444 --> 02:02:59,790 Yes, you do. 2271 02:02:59,790 --> 02:03:02,982 But you tell anybody about me getting, um... 2272 02:03:02,982 --> 02:03:06,653 upset, that would be a mistake. 2273 02:03:08,955 --> 02:03:10,457 Our secret. 2274 02:03:10,457 --> 02:03:12,125 Okay? 2275 02:03:12,125 --> 02:03:13,927 Definitely. 2276 02:03:17,464 --> 02:03:19,799 Unless I make a movie about it. 2277 02:03:20,934 --> 02:03:23,636 Which I'm never ever gonna do. 2278 02:03:31,177 --> 02:03:33,146 (lighter clicking) 2279 02:03:49,162 --> 02:03:51,640 You never... 2280 02:03:52,232 --> 02:03:54,670 What's it like? 2281 02:03:55,835 --> 02:03:59,172 It kind of shows you how out of control everything is 2282 02:03:59,172 --> 02:04:03,710 and how y-you're not in charge of anything. 2283 02:04:06,246 --> 02:04:08,481 A-And how it doesn't matter. 2284 02:04:08,481 --> 02:04:10,183 I better not. 2285 02:04:11,184 --> 02:04:14,540 In my head, everything's already out of control. 2286 02:04:16,523 --> 02:04:18,692 - You're full of shit. -(chuckles) 2287 02:04:18,692 --> 02:04:21,528 I got to split. Claudia's waiting for me. 2288 02:04:26,733 --> 02:04:30,370 Life's nothing like the movies, Fabelman. 2289 02:04:30,370 --> 02:04:31,705 SAMMY: Maybe not. 2290 02:04:31,705 --> 02:04:34,274 But hey, in the end... 2291 02:04:34,274 --> 02:04:36,543 you got the girl. 2292 02:04:49,723 --> 02:04:52,920 (sighs heavily) 2293 02:04:54,227 --> 02:04:56,596 (food sizzling) 2294 02:04:56,596 --> 02:04:59,432 (Mitzi chuckling) 2295 02:04:59,432 --> 02:05:02,302 Must have been some night. 2296 02:05:04,871 --> 02:05:07,273 Did Monica like the corsage? 2297 02:05:07,273 --> 02:05:10,643 - Yeah. - Well, I told you she would. 2298 02:05:13,747 --> 02:05:15,815 (cabinet closes) 2299 02:05:17,250 --> 02:05:18,585 (faucet running) 2300 02:05:18,585 --> 02:05:20,820 That time when I hit you... 2301 02:05:20,820 --> 02:05:23,790 In-in Phoenix, when I... 2302 02:05:23,790 --> 02:05:26,426 (sighs): Oh, God. You remember. 2303 02:05:26,426 --> 02:05:27,894 -(sighs) -(food sizzling) 2304 02:05:27,894 --> 02:05:29,963 SAMMY: Not really. 2305 02:05:29,963 --> 02:05:31,898 Oh, for the love of God, it's not like 2306 02:05:31,898 --> 02:05:34,334 I spent my whole life hitting you. 2307 02:05:34,334 --> 02:05:36,970 Once. I hit you once. 2308 02:05:36,970 --> 02:05:38,605 It should've been memorable. 2309 02:05:38,605 --> 02:05:40,106 Before the swimming test. 2310 02:05:40,106 --> 02:05:42,108 Yes, before the swimming test! 2311 02:05:42,108 --> 02:05:44,444 Yes. Well, I-I... 2312 02:05:44,444 --> 02:05:47,814 I s-slapped you on your back... 2313 02:05:48,948 --> 02:05:51,117 ...as hard as I could. I screwed up your tryouts, 2314 02:05:51,117 --> 02:05:52,952 and you-you couldn't get your merit badge, 2315 02:05:52,952 --> 02:05:54,487 and then you couldn't make Eagle Scout. 2316 02:05:54,487 --> 02:05:56,220 - Ma, I made Eagle Scout. - And I... 2317 02:05:56,220 --> 02:05:58,910 - It wasn't a big deal. - Well, I left a goddamn mark 2318 02:05:58,910 --> 02:06:00,960 on your skin in the sh-shape of my hand. 2319 02:06:00,960 --> 02:06:03,296 And I need you to say you forgive me for doing that. 2320 02:06:03,296 --> 02:06:06,866 - Well, okay. I forgive you. - Because... Because... 2321 02:06:08,134 --> 02:06:10,136 - Because you're my kid. - Mom, I forgive you. 2322 02:06:10,136 --> 02:06:12,138 And-and-and my kids mean more to me than... 2323 02:06:12,138 --> 02:06:14,140 - Mom, I forgive you. - ...anything else on the Earth. 2324 02:06:14,140 --> 02:06:15,809 - I forgive you. -(stammering): Because... 2325 02:06:15,809 --> 02:06:18,144 Please, please. Because how am I ever gonna forgive myself? 2326 02:06:18,144 --> 02:06:20,513 - I can't. - Mom, I-I-I... 2327 02:06:20,513 --> 02:06:21,981 I forgive you. 2328 02:06:21,981 --> 02:06:23,950 The eggs are burning. 2329 02:06:23,950 --> 02:06:26,553 MITZI: Oh, God. 2330 02:06:26,553 --> 02:06:28,988 ♪ ♪ 2331 02:06:30,824 --> 02:06:33,860 (sighs) I'm doing this thing. 2332 02:06:34,828 --> 02:06:37,330 And I-I don't know if it's the right thing, 2333 02:06:37,330 --> 02:06:39,966 but it's a life-and-death thing for me. 2334 02:06:39,966 --> 02:06:42,402 And I'm sorry, but everybody else 2335 02:06:42,402 --> 02:06:44,738 is gonna have to hang on for dear life. 2336 02:06:44,738 --> 02:06:46,840 And somehow, 2337 02:06:46,840 --> 02:06:50,410 we will survive this, all of us. 2338 02:06:50,410 --> 02:06:53,513 Even your father, who I adore with all my heart. 2339 02:06:53,513 --> 02:06:57,684 He deserves so much better than what I'm doing, but... 2340 02:06:58,852 --> 02:07:00,720 (sighs) 2341 02:07:00,720 --> 02:07:03,523 ...but Bennie needs me, dolly. 2342 02:07:03,523 --> 02:07:05,692 And I need him. 2343 02:07:05,692 --> 02:07:07,193 So much so that without him, 2344 02:07:07,193 --> 02:07:09,620 I'm turning into someone I don't know 2345 02:07:09,620 --> 02:07:12,980 and none of you will know me anymore. 2346 02:07:12,980 --> 02:07:14,340 I'll just be that hateful person 2347 02:07:14,340 --> 02:07:16,360 who did that terrible thing to your back. 2348 02:07:16,360 --> 02:07:20,206 And yes, this is the most selfish thing I have ever done, 2349 02:07:20,206 --> 02:07:24,440 but I've got to do this now because, Sammy... 2350 02:07:25,345 --> 02:07:28,381 ...you do what your heart says you have to, 2351 02:07:28,381 --> 02:07:31,384 'cause you don't owe anyone your life. 2352 02:07:32,585 --> 02:07:34,554 Not even me. 2353 02:07:34,554 --> 02:07:36,790 ♪ ♪ 2354 02:07:40,727 --> 02:07:42,762 Oh... Are they ruined? 2355 02:07:42,762 --> 02:07:45,732 I-I-I can make some more. 2356 02:07:45,732 --> 02:07:47,434 (chuckles): Oh, no, no, no. 2357 02:07:47,434 --> 02:07:49,135 I like 'em burnt. 2358 02:07:51,438 --> 02:07:53,730 (Mitzi sighs) 2359 02:07:53,730 --> 02:07:55,241 So, Monica dumped me. 2360 02:07:55,241 --> 02:07:57,430 She did? 2361 02:07:57,430 --> 02:07:59,746 Yeah, after I told her about the divorce. 2362 02:08:00,580 --> 02:08:02,148 Huh? 2363 02:08:03,830 --> 02:08:05,719 Probably shouldn't have asked her to marry me. 2364 02:08:05,719 --> 02:08:07,821 - You did not. - Oh, but... 2365 02:08:07,821 --> 02:08:10,423 - Oh. You did? -(laughing) 2366 02:08:11,458 --> 02:08:14,994 - In so many words. -(sighs) Poor girl. 2367 02:08:20,567 --> 02:08:22,836 (vehicle pulling to stop) 2368 02:08:24,404 --> 02:08:26,500 (engine shuts off) 2369 02:08:28,775 --> 02:08:31,110 (panting) 2370 02:08:36,349 --> 02:08:37,784 Dad? 2371 02:08:37,784 --> 02:08:39,986 (breathing heavily) 2372 02:08:41,521 --> 02:08:43,790 Hey, Dad, I'm home. 2373 02:08:47,930 --> 02:08:49,295 (continues breathing heavily) 2374 02:08:53,266 --> 02:08:54,834 (grunts) 2375 02:08:54,834 --> 02:08:56,770 BURT: Sammy? 2376 02:08:56,770 --> 02:08:58,972 (faucet running) 2377 02:09:02,475 --> 02:09:04,811 I think I'm having a heart attack. 2378 02:09:10,483 --> 02:09:12,652 -(shuts off faucet) - Come here. 2379 02:09:12,652 --> 02:09:14,888 (breathing heavily, whimpering) 2380 02:09:21,161 --> 02:09:23,163 It's a panic attack. Your mother gets them. 2381 02:09:23,163 --> 02:09:25,699 - What did you do when she'd get them? -I made her tea. 2382 02:09:25,699 --> 02:09:27,233 Okay. 2383 02:09:27,233 --> 02:09:29,502 (continues breathing heavily) 2384 02:09:33,139 --> 02:09:36,900 Plus, you're exhausted. 2385 02:09:36,900 --> 02:09:38,110 You don't sleep. 2386 02:09:38,110 --> 02:09:39,846 I hear you walking around all night 2387 02:09:39,846 --> 02:09:41,314 or typing those letters, 2388 02:09:41,314 --> 02:09:42,916 and the three hours' drive to the college 2389 02:09:42,916 --> 02:09:44,818 - every day and back, it's... - Oh, no, no, no. 2390 02:09:44,818 --> 02:09:46,353 I can't go back to that dorm. 2391 02:09:46,353 --> 02:09:48,210 Maybe your roommate settled down. 2392 02:09:48,210 --> 02:09:49,556 He voted for Goldwater. 2393 02:09:49,556 --> 02:09:51,558 I can't go back. 2394 02:09:51,558 --> 02:09:52,926 Dad... 2395 02:09:52,926 --> 02:09:55,862 (breathing shakily) 2396 02:09:55,862 --> 02:09:58,310 I don't know... 2397 02:09:58,310 --> 02:10:00,200 what to do anymore. 2398 02:10:01,167 --> 02:10:03,103 I don't want to disappoint you, 2399 02:10:03,103 --> 02:10:06,406 and I promised that I'd stick it out, 2400 02:10:06,406 --> 02:10:09,242 but two years is like forever, and I hate school. 2401 02:10:09,242 --> 02:10:11,511 -(teakettle whistling) - Like, a lot. 2402 02:10:11,511 --> 02:10:16,282 And I want to get work on a movie or a TV show, 2403 02:10:16,282 --> 02:10:18,218 so I send out all those letters, 2404 02:10:18,218 --> 02:10:20,220 but nobody ever writes back. 2405 02:10:20,220 --> 02:10:22,722 And my life is just going by so fast, 2406 02:10:22,722 --> 02:10:24,924 but it's not getting anywhere. 2407 02:10:24,924 --> 02:10:27,293 (continues breathing heavily) 2408 02:10:27,293 --> 02:10:30,130 Concentrate on sipping. It'll calm you down. 2409 02:10:35,468 --> 02:10:37,737 Here. Uh... 2410 02:10:37,737 --> 02:10:40,273 (rummaging) 2411 02:10:40,273 --> 02:10:43,243 You can go through the mail while I get the soup hot. 2412 02:11:04,964 --> 02:11:07,300 SAMMY: It's from Mom. 2413 02:11:08,334 --> 02:11:10,336 It's just a bunch of goofy photos 2414 02:11:10,336 --> 02:11:12,172 from some kind of block party. 2415 02:11:21,810 --> 02:11:23,483 (both chuckle) 2416 02:11:27,454 --> 02:11:30,190 ♪ ♪ 2417 02:11:52,812 --> 02:11:55,150 ♪ ♪ 2418 02:11:58,618 --> 02:12:00,387 Dad? 2419 02:12:02,655 --> 02:12:04,391 Dad, what's... 2420 02:12:13,900 --> 02:12:16,200 Oh, Dad, I didn't mean to... 2421 02:12:16,200 --> 02:12:18,538 If you hate school so much, don't go. 2422 02:12:19,672 --> 02:12:21,508 But... Dad, we need... 2423 02:12:21,508 --> 02:12:23,209 I don't know. I would like you to 2424 02:12:23,209 --> 02:12:25,245 because this film thing... I don't know. 2425 02:12:25,245 --> 02:12:27,514 Maybe I should have put my foot down about it 2426 02:12:27,514 --> 02:12:30,183 years ago, but... 2427 02:12:31,718 --> 02:12:35,155 I know you're gonna work like the ****ens 2428 02:12:35,155 --> 02:12:36,856 on whatever you wind up doing 2429 02:12:36,856 --> 02:12:40,260 because you're a chip off the old block. 2430 02:12:44,698 --> 02:12:48,268 We're never not going to know each other, Sammy. 2431 02:12:51,705 --> 02:12:54,240 How do you know that? 2432 02:12:54,240 --> 02:12:56,760 You and Mom don't anymore. 2433 02:12:56,760 --> 02:12:58,211 Yes, we do. 2434 02:12:59,112 --> 02:13:01,281 We always will. 2435 02:13:02,215 --> 02:13:04,684 I know it because... 2436 02:13:06,453 --> 02:13:08,788 ...we've gone too far in our story 2437 02:13:08,788 --> 02:13:12,580 to actually say "the end." 2438 02:13:21,401 --> 02:13:23,803 Uh, you missed something in the mail. 2439 02:13:36,282 --> 02:13:38,251 (Burt sniffs) 2440 02:13:44,924 --> 02:13:47,127 (Burt sighs) 2441 02:13:50,630 --> 02:13:52,465 Good news? 2442 02:13:55,268 --> 02:13:57,604 BERNIE FEIN: They've ordered 32 half hours, 2443 02:13:57,604 --> 02:14:01,107 Fridays at 8:30 p.m. on CBS, starting September 17th. 2444 02:14:01,107 --> 02:14:02,809 We already have six shows in the can. 2445 02:14:02,809 --> 02:14:05,245 It's like Stalag 17 or The Great Escape, 2446 02:14:05,245 --> 02:14:06,946 - except it's funnier. - SAMMY: Mm. 2447 02:14:06,946 --> 02:14:08,348 And it's for television. 2448 02:14:08,348 --> 02:14:09,783 -(chuckles): And it's funny. - Yeah. 2449 02:14:09,783 --> 02:14:11,651 Or at least I pray to God that it's funny. 2450 02:14:11,651 --> 02:14:13,453 Hogan's Heroes-- that's the title. 2451 02:14:13,453 --> 02:14:14,888 What do you think? 2452 02:14:14,888 --> 02:14:17,257 - Pretty catchy, right? - Catchy. Yeah. 2453 02:14:17,257 --> 02:14:18,958 And if all goes well, 2454 02:14:18,958 --> 02:14:23,530 I might be able to offer you something next season. 2455 02:14:24,330 --> 02:14:27,367 Maybe assisting an assistant to an assistant. 2456 02:14:30,837 --> 02:14:32,305 (sighs) 2457 02:14:32,305 --> 02:14:34,207 You don't want to be in TV anyway. 2458 02:14:34,207 --> 02:14:37,444 Um, your letter said as much. 2459 02:14:37,444 --> 02:14:39,713 By the way, I love this letter. 2460 02:14:39,713 --> 02:14:41,681 -(chuckles): Oh. - I used to write a whole bunch 2461 02:14:41,681 --> 02:14:43,383 of these letters when I was your age. 2462 02:14:43,383 --> 02:14:45,919 You want to make movies. Am I right? 2463 02:14:45,919 --> 02:14:47,487 Well, yeah. Yes, I do. 2464 02:14:47,487 --> 02:14:49,856 But look, I'm just happy to start anywhere, 2465 02:14:49,856 --> 02:14:51,658 - and-and that doesn't... -(snaps fingers) 2466 02:14:51,658 --> 02:14:53,493 You know who you need to meet? 2467 02:14:53,493 --> 02:14:56,329 I mean, not for a job, 'cause he doesn't do that. 2468 02:14:56,329 --> 02:14:58,331 How would you like to meet 2469 02:14:58,331 --> 02:15:01,334 the greatest film director who ever lived? 2470 02:15:01,334 --> 02:15:03,803 And he's right across the hall. 2471 02:15:05,839 --> 02:15:07,540 Come on. 2472 02:15:12,345 --> 02:15:14,280 Wait here a minute. 2473 02:15:23,390 --> 02:15:25,525 Um, this is Nona. 2474 02:15:25,525 --> 02:15:27,293 Nona's gonna look after you. 2475 02:15:27,293 --> 02:15:28,695 Um, he's not here. He's... 2476 02:15:28,695 --> 02:15:30,960 - NONA: He's at lunch. - Right. 2477 02:15:30,960 --> 02:15:32,198 - You want to wait? - BERNIE: Yeah, he'll wait. 2478 02:15:32,198 --> 02:15:33,933 Sit. 2479 02:15:35,350 --> 02:15:36,736 Good luck. 2480 02:15:42,208 --> 02:15:43,910 Could be hours. 2481 02:15:43,910 --> 02:15:45,712 (coughs quietly) 2482 02:15:51,718 --> 02:15:54,921 (Max Steiner's "Ethan Returns" from The Searchers plays) 2483 02:16:08,268 --> 02:16:10,537 ♪ ♪ 2484 02:16:27,870 --> 02:16:29,289 ♪ ♪ 2485 02:16:43,103 --> 02:16:44,437 (door opens) 2486 02:16:44,437 --> 02:16:46,639 (record scratches, music stops) 2487 02:17:02,288 --> 02:17:04,524 (breathing heavily) 2488 02:17:10,497 --> 02:17:12,632 (sighs heavily) 2489 02:17:12,632 --> 02:17:15,635 All right, kid, you got five minutes. 2490 02:17:15,635 --> 02:17:17,837 Probably one. Stand up. 2491 02:17:21,341 --> 02:17:23,343 Hey. L-Lose the tie. 2492 02:17:23,343 --> 02:17:25,578 You'll stand a better chance. 2493 02:17:41,194 --> 02:17:42,962 (Sammy sniffs) 2494 02:17:50,704 --> 02:17:52,972 (puffing repeatedly) 2495 02:18:35,148 --> 02:18:38,510 They tell me you want to be a picture maker. 2496 02:18:39,386 --> 02:18:41,554 Um, yes, sir, I do. 2497 02:18:41,554 --> 02:18:43,390 Why? 2498 02:18:43,390 --> 02:18:45,959 This business, it'll rip you apart. 2499 02:18:45,959 --> 02:18:48,495 (sighs): W-Well... 2500 02:18:49,896 --> 02:18:51,640 Mr. Ford, I... 2501 02:18:51,640 --> 02:18:53,400 So, what do you know about art, kid? 2502 02:18:55,735 --> 02:18:57,404 I-I love your movies so much. 2503 02:18:57,404 --> 02:18:59,406 No. Art. 2504 02:18:59,406 --> 02:19:01,908 See that painting over there? 2505 02:19:04,770 --> 02:19:06,790 Uh, yeah. I mean yes. 2506 02:19:06,790 --> 02:19:07,580 Yes, I do see it. 2507 02:19:07,580 --> 02:19:09,449 Walk over to it. 2508 02:19:15,321 --> 02:19:18,291 Well, what's in it? Describe it. 2509 02:19:18,291 --> 02:19:20,160 Oh, okay. Um... 2510 02:19:20,160 --> 02:19:22,162 So, there are two guys, 2511 02:19:22,162 --> 02:19:24,431 and they're on horseback, 2512 02:19:24,431 --> 02:19:26,166 and they're looking for something. 2513 02:19:26,166 --> 02:19:27,434 So maybe they're scouting... 2514 02:19:27,434 --> 02:19:29,536 No. No. 2515 02:19:29,536 --> 02:19:31,538 Where's the horizon? 2516 02:19:31,538 --> 02:19:33,773 The-the horizon? 2517 02:19:33,773 --> 02:19:36,276 - Where is it? - Yeah, it's at the bottom. 2518 02:19:36,276 --> 02:19:37,944 That's right. 2519 02:19:37,944 --> 02:19:40,613 Walk over to this painting. 2520 02:19:46,619 --> 02:19:47,987 Well? 2521 02:19:49,622 --> 02:19:51,691 Right, okay. So, there are five cowboys. 2522 02:19:51,691 --> 02:19:53,860 - You know, they could be Indian... -No, no, no, no, no! 2523 02:19:53,860 --> 02:19:55,662 Where's the goddamn horizon? 2524 02:19:55,662 --> 02:19:57,464 Um, it's-it's there. 2525 02:19:57,464 --> 02:19:59,366 - Where? - At the top of the painting. 2526 02:19:59,366 --> 02:20:01,201 All right, get over here. 2527 02:20:03,403 --> 02:20:05,638 Now, remember this. 2528 02:20:05,638 --> 02:20:08,700 When the horizon's at the bottom, 2529 02:20:08,700 --> 02:20:09,876 it's interesting. 2530 02:20:09,876 --> 02:20:12,345 When the horizon's at the top, 2531 02:20:12,345 --> 02:20:14,481 it's interesting. 2532 02:20:14,481 --> 02:20:16,516 When the horizon's in the middle, 2533 02:20:16,516 --> 02:20:19,486 it's boring as shit. 2534 02:20:19,486 --> 02:20:22,222 Now, good luck to you. 2535 02:20:23,123 --> 02:20:25,725 And get the **** out of my office! 2536 02:20:25,725 --> 02:20:27,694 (softly): Okay. 2537 02:20:31,331 --> 02:20:32,999 Thank you. 2538 02:20:34,000 --> 02:20:35,902 My pleasure. 2539 02:20:37,337 --> 02:20:39,572 ♪ ♪ 2540 02:20:45,110 --> 02:20:46,880 (sighs) 2541 02:20:52,385 --> 02:20:54,254 (sighs) 2542 02:20:57,524 --> 02:20:59,759 ♪ ♪ 2543 02:21:21,614 --> 02:21:23,883 ♪ ♪ 2544 02:21:53,646 --> 02:21:55,915 ♪ ♪ 2545 02:22:25,679 --> 02:22:27,947 ♪ ♪ 2546 02:22:57,711 --> 02:22:59,979 ♪ ♪ 2547 02:23:29,743 --> 02:23:32,120 ♪ ♪ 2548 02:24:01,775 --> 02:24:04,440 ♪ ♪ 2549 02:24:33,807 --> 02:24:36,760 ♪ ♪ 2550 02:25:05,839 --> 02:25:08,108 ♪ ♪ 2551 02:25:37,871 --> 02:25:40,140 ♪ ♪ 2552 02:26:09,903 --> 02:26:12,172 ♪ ♪ 2553 02:26:42,350 --> 02:26:44,204 ♪ ♪ 2554 02:27:11,631 --> 02:27:13,900 ♪ ♪ 2555 02:27:43,663 --> 02:27:45,932 ♪ ♪ 2556 02:28:04,884 --> 02:28:14,894 (music fades)