1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:04,404 ♪ Mmm, yeah ♪ 2 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,175 FIRST A.D. (over radio): Back to ones. 3 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:11,878 SECOND A.D.: Let's get it quiet, please. 4 00:00:11,911 --> 00:00:13,513 Everyone, stay off channel one now. 5 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:15,810 FIRST A.D.: This is a take, not a rehearsal. 6 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,916 Picture is up. 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,351 CAMERA OPERATOR: Camera's set. 8 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,686 FIRST A.D.: Let's roll sound! 9 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:21,210 SOUND RECORDIST: Sound speed. 10 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:23,560 FIRST A.D.: Let's speed cameras. 11 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:24,758 CAMERA OPERATOR: Camera one speeding. 12 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:26,426 SECOND CAMERA OPERATOR: Camera two speeding. 13 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:27,861 FIRST ASSISTANT CAMERA: "B" camera mark. 14 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:29,529 ♪ I want to give it all to you ♪ 15 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:31,197 SECOND ASSISTANT CAMERA: "C" mark. 16 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:32,332 FIRST A.D.: Stunts ready? 17 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,200 ♪ In the darkness ♪ 18 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,769 STUNT COORDINATOR: Ready. 19 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,237 ♪ There's so much I want to do ♪ 20 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,938 DIRECTOR: In three, two, one, action. 21 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:41,675 -(groaning) -♪ And tonight ♪ 22 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,760 (grunting) 23 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:45,545 ♪ I want to lay it at your feet... ♪ 24 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,614 (groaning) 25 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:49,182 COLT SEAVERS: They're in almost every movie. 26 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,750 (grunts) 27 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,786 You just don't know that they're there. 28 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:55,255 -(engine revs) -'Cause that's the job. 29 00:00:55,288 --> 00:00:57,524 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 30 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,125 They're the unknown stunt performers. 31 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,795 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 32 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,430 And they get paid to do the cool stuff. 33 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:06,900 ♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 34 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,435 ♪ Can you get enough... ♪ 35 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,136 They also get paid to take it on the chin. 36 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:11,738 -♪ Tonight... ♪ -(horn honks) 37 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:13,573 -(person screams) -(ding) 38 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:16,760 And everywhere else, if you know what I mean. 39 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,778 ♪ Feel the magic... ♪ 40 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,281 Oh, that's... that's me. 41 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,216 Colt Seavers. 42 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,452 Getting blown up and hiding my face in a muddy puddle. 43 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,153 Which isn't ideal 44 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:29,789 when you're trying to look cool in front of Jody. 45 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:33,590 Who you just so happen to have a major crush on. 46 00:01:33,930 --> 00:01:34,894 -She's a camera operator. -(giggling) 47 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,563 P.A. (over radio): Looking for Tom Ryder's stunt double. 48 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,598 COLT: She's definitely gonna achieve her goal 49 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:40,333 -of being a big-time Hollywood movie director. -(knocking) 50 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,680 (English accent): You're so uncoordinated. 51 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,170 COLT: I don't want to overromanticize it or anything, 52 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,973 but I think what Jody and I got's the kind of thing 53 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:48,608 you can only really find in the movies. 54 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:50,110 -Hey. Jody. -Thank you. 55 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,945 Hey, Colt. Thanks so much for the stunt chat. 56 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,347 Stunt chats. I love 'em. Anytime. 57 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,182 Hey, uh, Tom needs to see you at the monitor. 58 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:57,851 -Uh-oh. -Yeah. (chuckles) 59 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,119 Am I in trouble? 60 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,920 She's talking about Tom Ryder, 61 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,623 who happens to be the biggest action star on the pl-- 62 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,258 Wait, why am I explaining this? 63 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:08,161 You know who Tom Ryder is. He's Tom Ryder. 64 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:11,131 Anyway, I've been his stunt double for six years now. 65 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:14,340 Uh... flying in. 66 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,807 What happened? What's up? 67 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:21,975 Guess we're going again. 68 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,677 You know Tom and Gail. 69 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,812 There's a lot of grumbling and a bunch of hand gestures 70 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:28,348 over at the monitor, so I'm not sure what's going on there, 71 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,216 -but... -Let me guess-- too much face. 72 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,687 JODY: Okay, guys. Go to one for me. 73 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,221 Um... 74 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,956 -Jody, right? -What's your name again? 75 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,825 As you can see, that is not my chin. 76 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:41,610 When you look at my face, look at my jaw compared to his jaw, 77 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:42,729 it's like his chin is off. 78 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:43,897 -It's like... -Yeah, we can't replace his face. 79 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,565 It's like Mr. Potato Head. 80 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,467 -I mean, no offense or anything, but you know. -Oh... 81 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,569 Oh, yeah, no. Sorry, I got lost in your beautiful jawline. 82 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,371 -It's dreamy. -(chuckles softly) No, listen, 83 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:53,390 we're just saying it's not working for us. 84 00:02:53,730 --> 00:02:54,974 -Let's, uh... (clicking tongue) -Okay. 85 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,509 Let's go again. 86 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:57,711 Oh, yeah, no, we're gonna have to go again. 87 00:02:57,744 --> 00:02:59,546 -Okay. Okay. -Yeah. -100%. 88 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,140 I don't know, man. Do you think, um... 89 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:02,882 Try and make some magic? 90 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,918 Maybe you could do it backwards or something? I don't know. 91 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:07,870 -It's just... less face. -Yeah. 92 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,555 COLT: The woman freebasing the Diet Coke 93 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:10,590 is Tom's producer Gail. 94 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:12,158 -She's been making him look good for years. -Thank you. 95 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,693 -COLT: And it's not always easy. -All right. 96 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,762 I'm working with my dream girl. 97 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,330 Mm. 98 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,990 -On my dream job. -Copy. -Go back to one. 99 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,700 We got to switch the pick points to the front. 100 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,669 -I'm living the dream. -He wants to go again. 101 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,437 -COORDINATOR: Copy that, Colt. We'll flip the rig. -Thank you. 102 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,106 You'll be falling backwards. 103 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,874 -Jody, go to two. -SECOND A.D.: Stand quiet, please. 104 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:29,576 Everyone, stay off channel one now. 105 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,612 Do you have a question for me? 106 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:34,547 Uh, yeah. It just looked just now like you wanted 107 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,316 -to ask me something. -Oh. 108 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:38,485 I was gonna go for a spicy margarita after work. 109 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,387 I was wondering if you drink spicy margaritas. 110 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,722 (laughs, sniffles) 111 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,191 Um, well, just to keep it professional, 112 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,270 I can only have one spicy margarita. 113 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,300 Because if I have two, I start making bad decisions. 114 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,865 JODY: Well, you know, drinking margaritas 115 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,668 is all about making bad decisions. 116 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,836 Which reminds me, um, 117 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:00,140 after this job, I-I got to go sit on the sand somewhere, 118 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,742 and I was wondering, uh... I was gonna ask you a question. 119 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,244 JODY: Tell me. 120 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,714 Do you have any towels that I can borrow? 121 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,490 (Jody chuckles) 122 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:10,550 Yeah, I have some towels. 123 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,318 You know, it's so dangerous to swim alone. 124 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,920 (sucks air through teeth) 125 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:16,222 Well, I would ask you to, you know, be my swim buddy, 126 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,224 but I don't know if you have a bathing suit. 127 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:21,594 Wait a second. What do you call that across the pond? 128 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:24,531 We call it a swimming costume. (giggles) 129 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,700 (chuckles) 130 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,234 Imagine that. 131 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,236 After this, you and I could both be 132 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,390 on the beach somewhere in swimming costumes 133 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:34,841 drinking spicy margaritas, 134 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:37,210 -making bad decisions. -MAN: Okay, good to go. 135 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,945 JODY: Imagine that. 136 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,115 FIRST A.D.: Okay, let's keep it locked up all around! 137 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,250 (breathes deeply) 138 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,319 -Let's strap him in. -Everyone quiet, please! 139 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:49,322 -Speed on "A." -(exhales sharply) 140 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,594 -You all right? -All right, let's take him to ones. 141 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,797 -Tail slate. -Going to ones. -Go ahead and sit back for me. 142 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:00,567 Let's go hot on stunts. 143 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,736 -And going out to the edge. -Stunts is hot. 144 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,971 -Take up the slack. -How we doing up there, stunt? 145 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,974 -Great. He's great. Here we go. -Position down. 146 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:10,844 He's at ones. 147 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:13,913 Ready to drop the line for me? 148 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,616 DIRECTOR: And three, two, one. 149 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,285 Action, action, action, action, action! 150 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,124 (women screaming) 151 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,426 MAN: Call the medic! Medic! 152 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,461 (overlapping, distorted chatter) 153 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,332 JODY: Colt, are you okay? 154 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:33,800 PARAMEDIC: I need you to step back. 155 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,769 You're not helping. 156 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,273 (monitor beeping steadily) 157 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,943 (typewriter keys clacking) 158 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,622 COLT: What's that saying, 159 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:56,923 "Pride comes before the fall"? 160 00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:58,425 Well, they don't mention 161 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,794 that it sticks around afterwards, too. 162 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,462 (TV newscast playing quietly) 163 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,464 Jody tried so hard to be there for me. 164 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:06,132 She really did. I just... 165 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,834 I couldn't do it. 166 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,704 (siren wailing in distance) 167 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,390 Then I just disappeared completely. 168 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:16,876 Well... 169 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,412 -at least I thought I did. -(phone vibrating) 170 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,655 (phone clicks) 171 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:29,656 Hello? 172 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,624 Oh! Colt! 173 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:33,226 It's Gail. 174 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,862 -Your favorite producer. -How'd you get this number? 175 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,199 Someone said you were working at the Captain's ****atoo. 176 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,333 A valet. 177 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,535 Wow! I didn't believe it. 178 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,572 It's actually El Cacatúa del Capitan. 179 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,475 It's a family-run place. We pool tips. 180 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,577 ("Fiesta" by Mariachi La Estrella playing) 181 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,790 COLT: Plus, I get all the burritos I can eat. 182 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,981 Kind of living the dream if you think about it. 183 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:57,350 Break time's over. You've got a customer. 184 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:58,818 Number 43. 185 00:06:58,852 --> 00:06:59,919 (song continues with lyrics in Spanish) 186 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,888 -Hey. -(lively chatter) 187 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,992 Yo, bro, I know you from somewhere. 188 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,694 Where I know you from, bro? 189 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:11,164 Oh, yeah, you were on that Tom Ryder movie I was on. 190 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:13,366 -You're the stunt guy! -Not anymore. 191 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,102 -Did you, like, break your back or some shit? -I did, yeah. 192 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:20,273 I know things haven't been easy for you since... the incident. 193 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,908 And I just hope 194 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,911 that you don't hold it against me or Tom. 195 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,380 You know, we were absolutely devastated. 196 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:28,782 He sent you a message, right? 197 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,519 The prayer hands emoji? 198 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:35,880 Right, yeah. He's still an ***hole. 199 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,923 How are you even still alive? Yo, babe. 200 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,625 -Babe, hey, come here. -I don't know. 201 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:39,926 -I wish I wasn't right now. -You got to meet this guy. 202 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,428 Come here. You got to hear this. 203 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,296 You don't have to hear this. It's fine. Hi. 204 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,864 This dude was on a movie I was on. 205 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:48,968 -Most epic fail I've ever seen. -WOMAN: Mm. 206 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,637 COLT: I don't blame either one of you, Gail. 207 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,138 That was my fault. 208 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,940 And when you start making mistakes like that, 209 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,375 it's time to hang up the pads. 210 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,770 GAIL: Oh, it was an accident, Colt. 211 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,212 Everybody knows that. 212 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:03,583 (chuckles) Tom has put me in a real situation here, Colt. 213 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,486 I just need a little bit of help from an old friend, 214 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,890 who just happens to be, you know, the best stuntman 215 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,890 I've ever worked with in my life. 216 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,293 Which is why you are getting on a plane for me tomorrow 217 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,894 and coming to Sydney. 218 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,629 I'm not getting on a plane, Gail. 219 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,631 I can't bear that you would throw away all that talent. 220 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,670 You shouldn't be parking cars, Colt. 221 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,737 You need to be smashing burning Kawasakis 222 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:24,971 through panes of glass. 223 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,340 Yo, fall guy? Yo. 224 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,477 Bring my car back without a scratch, 225 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,645 I got a crispy fiver here for you, bro. 226 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,584 (sighs heavily) 227 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,652 (siren wailing in distance) 228 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,892 (groans) 229 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:52,565 ("Thunderstruck" by AC/DC playing) 230 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:57,137 Come on. It's gonna be like old times. 231 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,805 I know you've missed it. 232 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,140 Goodbye, Gail. 233 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,142 Wait, wait, wait! Wait. Hold on. 234 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,277 Did I, did I tell you-- I-- Did I tell you 235 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,979 that the director's asked for you specifically? 236 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,614 Sorry to disappoint him. 237 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,516 -GAIL: Well, don't you want to know who it is? -Nope. 238 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,718 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 239 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,620 It's Jody. 240 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,489 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, thunder ♪ 241 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:17,691 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪ 242 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,492 I'm giving her her big break. 243 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,394 Make sure it's an aisle seat. 244 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,896 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, thunder... ♪ 245 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:23,997 (car alarm chirps) 246 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,165 COLT: I don't know. 247 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,633 Maybe I just spent so much time 248 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,201 riding shotgun in someone else's story 249 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,370 I forgot how to take the wheel of my own. 250 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:32,339 Wait. Does that make sense? 251 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,700 (engine roars) 252 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,743 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪ 253 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:40,130 I don't know why I'm talking so much anyway. 254 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:42,820 I'm not the hero of this story. 255 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,751 -(engine revving) -I'm just the stunt guy. 256 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,654 (tires squealing) 257 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:48,855 ♪ Thunder ♪ 258 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,459 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 259 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:56,620 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 260 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,532 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck ♪ 261 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,436 ♪ Ooh, thunderstruck ♪ 262 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,105 (engine roaring) 263 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,442 ♪ Yeah ♪ 264 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,216 ♪ I was shaking at the knees... ♪ 265 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,585 (tires squealing) 266 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,919 No! 267 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,900 (excited chatter) 268 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,940 Chill! It's a rental! 269 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:39,539 (Ryder yells on-screen) 270 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,409 RYDER (on-screen): Earth, minerals, stone. 271 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,412 A new eau de parfum by Tom Ryder. 272 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,980 (jet engine whooshing) 273 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,916 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 274 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,820 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 275 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:56,256 -♪ Thunderstruck ♪ -♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 276 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,590 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 277 00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:02,950 ♪ You've been thunderstruck. ♪ 278 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,169 (song ends) 279 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,837 Is that-- Yeah? 280 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,273 I didn't realize they were, uh, scanning doubles now. 281 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,974 Eh, it's new technology. 282 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,143 Basically, we use the geometry of your face 283 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,745 to retarget Ryder's face, 284 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,247 and we put Ryder's face back on top of your face. 285 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,917 Like a deepfake situation. 286 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,519 If you get a chance, turn me into Tom Cruise, would you? 287 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,357 Hey, welcome to Sydney. Are you Colt Seavers? 288 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,826 Yeah. Hey. Do you know where I can get some coffee? 289 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,594 This jet lag is really kicking in. 290 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,962 Yeah, no stress. I got you. 291 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,831 And does the director know I'm here? 292 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,132 -She asked for me. -Uh... 293 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,333 Does-does she want to say hi or...? 294 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,302 I haven't heard. No, sorry, bro. 295 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,370 Uh, but the stunt coordinator wants to see you. 296 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,539 -He's just in the jacket there. -Okay, great. 297 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,375 Will you just tell her I'm here and... 298 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,943 you know, that coffee if you get a chance? 299 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,211 Oh. 300 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,712 -Dan Tucker. -(laughing) 301 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,482 Big-time Hollywood stunt coordinator. 302 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,180 It's about time. 303 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,686 -(grunts) -Congratulations. 304 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,321 Thank you. Look at you. 305 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,523 So do I call you "sir" now, or how does that work? 306 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,458 Oh, feel free to call me "boss," you know. 307 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,993 -Okay, boss. -(laughs) 308 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:08,828 I don't think I should be in this Nomex, right? 309 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,697 I mean, it's like, we're not doing anything crazy, are we? 310 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,132 I was just about to explain that. 311 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,967 A cannon roll?! 312 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,802 It's time for you to start rolling cars again 313 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,170 instead of parking them. 314 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,239 You had an accident. 315 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,509 (stammers) It was a massive miscalculation of the rig. 316 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,310 I-I almost killed myself in front of the whole crew. 317 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,479 You know, I'd rather just not have my first stunt back 318 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,648 be another epic failure, especially in front of Jody. 319 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,150 I mean, you understand. 320 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,752 "It's not about how hard of a hit you can give." 321 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,754 -Oh. -"It's about how many times 322 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:38,658 -you can get hit and keep moving forward." -Come on. 323 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:41,895 That's messed up. You can't quote Rocky on me like that. 324 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,698 JODY: So it's a laser gun with a dagger? 325 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,433 -PROPS WOMAN: Yes, like a bayonet. -Right. 326 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,101 Do we need the bayonet? Wouldn't the laser achieve... 327 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,736 On the battlefield, yes. Hundred percent. 328 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,604 It just gives it a quite a strange shape. 329 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,173 -Oh, this guitar bit at the end? -Yeah. 330 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,841 Yeah, well, you said you wanted metal, 331 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,343 so it's, like, heavy metal. (imitates machine gun) 332 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,178 Okay, how-how... how many have you done like this? 333 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,512 -Uh, two. -Okay. Good. 334 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,581 -Hundred. -Ooh. Okay. Yeah, fantastic. 335 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,783 -Thanks, boss. -Okay. It looks like a guitar. 336 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,719 -Yes. -Nigel, how we doing on the pyrotechnics? 337 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,354 -What's going on? -I think we only have enough for one take. 338 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,955 -Boss! Boss, listen. -No. Come on. -Yes. 339 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,690 -Yes? -We could create something that looks 340 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,258 -way more realistic with VFX. -No, no, no. 341 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,626 -Come on. Give it to me. -Venti, Venti, Venti. 342 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,195 I don't want real. I don't want real. 343 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,197 -This is a sci-fi epic, cosmic love story. -Why? 344 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,765 Okay? Of cosmic proportions. 345 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,734 It's got to mirror that otherworldly thing 346 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,302 when you fall in love. 347 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,770 You know, it's-it's imperfect. It's beautiful. 348 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,271 I want it that way, okay? 349 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,207 -Let's go big with our one take, okay? -Okay. 350 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,541 -Holy shit. -(people exclaiming) 351 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,743 Was that it? Was that my one take? 352 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:30,910 NIGEL: Uh, I'm sure we have-- 353 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,712 -(explosions) -Oh, my God! 354 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,214 Well, I got to say, though, looks absolutely fantastic. 355 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,482 -RAY: Boss. Listen, listen. -Look at that. 356 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,150 You sure you want to use real pyros? 357 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,451 -Yeah. -VENTI: But we definitely don't need this. 358 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,953 -No, no, no, no. Yeah. -We don't. 359 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,254 Well, we're just gonna have to loop the actors. 360 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,756 -That's all. -That's okay, Ray. 361 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,391 It's a stuntman in a car with a helmet on, okay? 362 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,792 -Oh. Uh, all right. -No looping. No monologuing. 363 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,726 What the hell is going on over there, Rush? 364 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,994 We did not call for pyro. 365 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,295 I will seriously track down your family 366 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,597 and kill every last one of them! 367 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,265 This is why they're doing it. 368 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,670 'Cause they feel you don't respect them, Nigel, okay? 369 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,669 -It's my tone. -Your tone, your words, all of it, just... 370 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,400 -I see, okay. -Jody? Jody? -Darla, yes? Okay. Yeah. 371 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,773 Jody, um, sorry, I... I couldn't get my printer 372 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,241 -working last night... -Okay, yep. 373 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,742 ...but I sort of synthesized our conversation 374 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,577 that we had on the third act, and what if 375 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,580 one of the characters in the film acknowledges in the film 376 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,849 that we're having a problem with the third act? 377 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,618 -Yeah? -No. No. 378 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,952 But I appreciate you thinking outside the box, Darla. 379 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,120 -I really, really do. -(explosion) 380 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,922 Nigel, you've got to stop them. 381 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,257 -I will gut you like the pigs that you are! -Oh, my God. 382 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,758 -Stop testing! -Whoo! 383 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,126 -RUSH: Boss! -Yep? 384 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,162 -Test went well. -Fantastic. 385 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,964 Okay, so, guys, simmer down. Eyes on me. 386 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,499 Here's what's gonna happen. 387 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,301 No VFX, Venti. It looks absolutely fabulous. 388 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,170 Nigel, we need to shoot now. The tide's coming in. 389 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,538 Let's go. The shot's gonna be epic. 390 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,873 Shot's up in five, people. Thank you. 391 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,316 (explosion in distance) 392 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,686 -DAN: Colt? Brother? -(exhales heavily) 393 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,555 What's happening, man? 394 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,858 -Bad sand. -Bad sand. 395 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,393 Yeah. 396 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,228 I think we got to postpone. Hate to say it. 397 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,197 NIGEL (over radio): Dan, what's the delay, please? 398 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,165 Uh, we're just doing a little safety check. 399 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,467 It's the density. It's bad density. 400 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,335 We're looking at the density of the sand. 401 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,570 There's a new driver. 402 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,138 -Who is it? Where's Henry? -No idea. 403 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,340 Nigel, this is the biggest shot of the film, 404 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,842 and I have a newbie. 405 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,678 -Dan says we can do it. -Okay. 406 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,481 Seriously, we're gonna drift all over the place. 407 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,149 What is that, a king tide? 408 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,884 Here's what you do. You wait till it comes in. 409 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,520 It compacts the sand, then we shoot sunset for sunup. 410 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,688 You're stalling. 411 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,423 -Maybe. -You're stalling. 412 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,326 -Two things can be true. (groans) -Brother, I've got 413 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,828 a tent full of rookie Australians out here. 414 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,300 I'm gonna be sick. 415 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,698 You got this. You're the one. 416 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:32,699 -Why you got to say that? -Okay? 417 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,867 Why you got to say that? 418 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,335 You've done this a million times. 419 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,370 And so have you. You know, you just jinxed it. 420 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,106 You just jinxed it! 421 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,574 Hey, Dan, I need the driver in the car now, please. 422 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,909 -Okay, the tide's coming up. -DAN: Okay. 423 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,770 Thank you so much. Appreciate you. 424 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,111 -Is that Jody? -Yes, it's Jody. 425 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,470 (indistinct radio chatter) 426 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,615 She say something about me? 427 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,885 Stop with-- your-your face. Stop it. Stop it. 428 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,187 She didn't say anything about you. 429 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,922 Get in the car! 430 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,393 (exhales sharply) This is really important to her. 431 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,280 Yes, it's important to her. 432 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,464 -Is this Comic-Con or something? -Hall H. 433 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,300 "This is one of those times, 434 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,503 whether it's an inch or a mile, a win is a win." 435 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,541 That's easy. Fast and the Furious. 436 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,975 Ah! 437 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,111 -Let's go. You got this. -(clears throat) 438 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,446 COLT: Did you see the coffee lady? 439 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,647 She was wearing, like, a hat. 440 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,148 -I see you in the car. -Okay. 441 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,818 WOMAN (over radio): Let's get the medics in place, please. 442 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,886 This is the hero set. I've got five more after that. 443 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,288 Are you ready, Dan? Yeah. 444 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,457 -DAN: Rock and roll. -NIGEL: Lock it up! 445 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,492 -JODY: Thank you. -MAN: Three minute away-- 446 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,661 NIGEL (over radio): Okay, folks, 447 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,162 he's buckled in. Stunts are ready. 448 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,731 MAN (over radio): Godspeed, Colt. 449 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,499 DAN: Everybody knows their spots. 450 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,501 Everybody knows their responsibilities. 451 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,736 NIGEL (over radio): FX, please go hot on the cannon. 452 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,237 DAN: Do this right. 453 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,672 MAN (over radio): Okay, engaging the cannon now. 454 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,140 DAN: We do this safe and everybody goes home. 455 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,742 MAN 2 (over radio): Charging the cannon. 456 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,277 MAN (over radio): 2,000 PSI in the cannon. 457 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,946 Stunts is good. 458 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,981 MAN 2 (over radio): Cannon is hot. 459 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:56,583 NIGEL (over radio): Cameras, where are we at? 460 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,840 Are you rolling? Camera one? 461 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,486 -MAN 3: Speed on one. -NIGEL: Camera two? 462 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,954 -MAN 4: Speed. -NIGEL: Camera three? 463 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,322 -WOMAN: Speed on three. -(breathes deeply) 464 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,690 (overlapping radio chatter continues) 465 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,793 (breathes deeply) 466 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:10,430 NIGEL (over radio): Background. And three, two, one. 467 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,320 Action, action, action! 468 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,000 (engine revving) 469 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,169 ♪ ♪ 470 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,105 All right, guys, stay frosty. 471 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,141 NIGEL (over radio): Three, two, one! 472 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,550 -Dan, I need him close to the camera now. -DAN: Copy that! 473 00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,386 COLT (over radio): Look, I don't want to be that guy, 474 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,854 but the sand's a little loose. 475 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,623 I can't get any traction. 476 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,358 When I do, it jumps, 477 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,994 so if you get any closer, you're gonna lose the camera. 478 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,696 I know, I know, but get in there. 479 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,764 -You got this, baby! -Move up, move up. 480 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,735 No, no, not that close. Oh. What the-- 481 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,171 NIGEL (over radio): Keep rolling. 482 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,706 We have seven more cameras. Keep rolling! 483 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,708 Okay! 484 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,610 Ready in three, two, one! 485 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,837 NIGEL (over radio): Nobody goes in 486 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,405 until stunts gives the all clear. 487 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,540 ♪ ♪ 488 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,978 (Colt grunts) 489 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,381 -Is he all right? -Colt, you all right? 490 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,349 Quickly, get him. Come on, get him. 491 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,784 -Just get in there. -DAN: Oh, my God. 492 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,687 -Easy, easy. -DAN: Colt, you did it! 493 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,422 Eight and a half rolls! 494 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,624 Come on, you okay? You good? 495 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,427 You good? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 496 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,461 (laughs) 497 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,431 Jody's coming. Hold on. Okay. 498 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,866 So good, Dan. Is he good? 499 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,200 -Yeah, of course. -So good, so good. 500 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,360 Loved it, loved it. 501 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:57,570 -Incredible. -Okay. 502 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,573 ♪ ♪ 503 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,748 Whose idea was this? 504 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,318 -I think it was Gail's idea. -I thought it was your idea. 505 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,421 DAN: I-I just found out about this yesterday. 506 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,156 Dan, come on. 507 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,758 I didn't approve him. I didn't approve him. 508 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,226 I would never have approved him. 509 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,327 -She didn't approve me. -(Dan stammers) 510 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,429 Can I talk to you for a second? 511 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,596 I'm not approved. 512 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,465 JODY: Interesting move. Really. 513 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,468 Really interesting. Just very casual. 514 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,172 Here you are, you show up, and, "I'm your new stuntman." 515 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,318 Don't do that. 516 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,354 -Don't do that. You can't do that. -What? 517 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,550 -Directing a movie. -Your hat's coming off. 518 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,425 Why are you here? 519 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,661 -I think there's been a misunderstanding. -Clearly. 520 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,497 Because I was under the impression that... 521 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,500 ...you did want me here. 522 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,268 That's a delusional thought. We haven't spoken in a year. 523 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,603 -Let's not get into it. -Gail, Gail-- But Gail told me 524 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,438 -that you wanted me here. -Okay. Whatever. 525 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,940 I don't even care about it, but you clipped the camera. 526 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,309 I-I-I'm a little rusty. 527 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,440 -Comic-Con shot ruined. -I'm sor-- I know. 528 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:13,213 -Hall H. It's a big deal. -Yeah. Yeah. 529 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,215 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 530 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,217 I'm happy for you. 531 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,655 This whole director thing looks good on you. 532 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,158 Even the gardening hat, somehow. 533 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:28,728 Everyone wears them. It's like a set thing. 534 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,797 -Okay? -Yeah, I see it. It's-- 535 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,966 They're not making it look as good as you are, that's all. 536 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,669 And I'm not trying to be fla-- I'm just saying the facts. 537 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,470 But you look good in everything. 538 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,906 You look good in nothing. Whatever. 539 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,641 -No, I don't mean it like that. -Really? This isn't... 540 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,430 -But you do look good in nothing. -This isn't work-- 541 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,411 -This isn't gonna work. -I mean, you do. 542 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,379 But it's not what I... (clicks tongue) 543 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,417 -I'll take anyone. Anyone else. -Yeah. 544 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,185 -Anyone but him. -DAN: Can I be honest with you? 545 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,454 -Who have you got? Yep. -We literally have no one else. 546 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,425 -What's next? -NIGEL: The fire burn. 547 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,995 DAN: It's your call. 548 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,763 -Okay. -NIGEL: Can we get a nurse on standby, please? 549 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:05,532 We're gonna set this man on fire. 550 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,403 -(dramatic music playing) -(frantic shouting) 551 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,583 -(Colt grunting) -(music stops) 552 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,285 -JODY (over bullhorn): Cut, cut, cut. -That's a cut. 553 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,554 -NIGEL: Cutting there, please. -MAN: That's a cut! 554 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,589 (crew chattering) 555 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,425 JODY: How you feeling, Colt Seavers? 556 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,760 -MAN: He's good. -MAN 2: He's all good. 557 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,929 We're gonna go again. Thumbs-up, okay? 558 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,397 Technical issue. Little bump on the dolly. 559 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,799 -Huh? -Can you fix that, Jimmy? 560 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,401 -Back to ones, please. -Thank you. 561 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,269 -WOMAN: Going again. -MAN: Please, back to one. 562 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,205 JODY: Colt, do you feel a bit flung into the deep end here? 563 00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:47,374 I'm just wondering, 'cause you haven't read the script, 564 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,708 if you'd like some backstory, some context? 565 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,643 -Would that be good? -Just go with it. 566 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,312 Yeah, helpful? Okay. Here we go. 567 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:55,148 So, sci-fi love story, two characters, 568 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,384 one of them's an alien-- Aliena-- 569 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,119 and you're Space Cowboy. 570 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,540 They shared what's called a moon season. 571 00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:03,390 In real life, you might call it a fling. 572 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,226 Um, brief but very intense. 573 00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:08,762 And... hopeful. 574 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,499 Now, neither of them had ever been in a relationship 575 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,467 that deep before. 576 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,337 And they told each other that over and over and over again. 577 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,339 Him more than her, you know, to the point where 578 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,141 sometimes she was like, "Chill out," you know. 579 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,843 But anyway, in a tragic turn of events, 580 00:22:23,877 --> 00:22:28,982 Space Cowboy is wounded, and he just disappears. 581 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:31,651 Without a trace. 582 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,522 (blows sharply) 583 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,525 I can keep going. 584 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,860 I can hit the rock better now, thanks. 585 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:42,280 We're going again! 586 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,666 MAN: Sound speed. 587 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,468 NIGEL: And action! 588 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,300 (dramatic music playing) 589 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,671 (Colt grunting) 590 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:52,972 -JODY: That's a cut! -(music stops) 591 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,607 NIGEL: Cutting there, please. 592 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,210 (applause) 593 00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,712 -MAN: Everything okay? -MAN 2: You good? 594 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,947 JODY: For a little more context, Colt, 595 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,716 Aliena's sort of devastated. 596 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,818 And she starts sort of replaying everything 597 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,186 in her head over and over again. 598 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,288 Did she misread the vibe? 599 00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:09,723 Was it just a fling? 600 00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,659 Did she let her imagination run wild again? 601 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,627 Or did he lie to her? 602 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,696 Was he full of shit? 603 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,330 But let me be clear: 604 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,680 eventually, Aliena did move on. 605 00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:24,400 All right? 606 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,306 And she started doing Pilates. 607 00:23:26,339 --> 00:23:29,876 Got herself a banging revenge body, 608 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,780 and then she started dating other humans. 609 00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:34,180 One after another. 610 00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:36,316 And she had so many mind-blowing, 611 00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:39,519 far superior experiences, you wouldn't even believe it. 612 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,854 -Right, girls? -Yeah. 613 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,522 -You know what I mean? -Yeah. Yeah. 614 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,823 Yeah, it was like a sushi train. 615 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:46,493 (groans) I'm gonna be sick. 616 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,228 And do you know what? We're gonna go again, Colt, 617 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,630 'cause there was a little buzz on that one. 618 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,531 MAN: Okay, light him up. 619 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,667 NIGEL: Last one, everybody. Action! 620 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:56,690 (dramatic music playing) 621 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,904 -(Colt grunting) -(music stops) 622 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,340 JODY: It-It's just feeling so withheld, 623 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:02,275 so how 'bout some dialogue? 624 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:03,677 Yeah, that's all right, Darla. 625 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,378 I'm gonna go straight to the source. 626 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:08,715 Hey, Colt, if Space Cowboy had to say something, 627 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,851 if he was forced to say something, what would he say? 628 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,386 How would he justify 629 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:15,880 this year she's spent spinning out over this? 630 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,923 What could he say? It's a puzzler, isn't it? 631 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,192 -But have you got any thoughts? -Uh, maybe he could talk... 632 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:20,627 Nigel, can you, can you get him a bullhorn? 633 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,529 I can't hear him. 634 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:23,730 Traveling. 635 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:32,806 (bullhorn siren whoops) 636 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,407 Come again, Colt. What was that? 637 00:24:34,441 --> 00:24:36,643 -It's already on. -(clears throat) In this movie, 638 00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:40,380 do the aliens and the humans ever talk... 639 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:41,815 in private? 640 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,818 -No, not really. -No private conversations? 641 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,386 JODY: No, they don't like doing private. 642 00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:47,721 Like, they like to keep it very public. 643 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,422 -Very open. -Oh. 644 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:55,829 Well, maybe I'll just, uh, open it up to the group here. 645 00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:59,499 Have you ever been in one of those situations where... 646 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,736 ...you want to say something and it's so important 647 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,471 that you can't mess it up? 648 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:09,476 So, you think long and hard about it, 649 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,911 and then you realize... 650 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,747 you've already messed it up? 651 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:18,451 'Cause you've thought too long and too hard about it? 652 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,521 You're... 653 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,230 What's that? 654 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,292 -You want... -(feedback squeals) 655 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:29,963 COLT: Uh... (clears throat) 656 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:32,499 And again, this is hard because... 657 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,367 you know, I haven't read the script. 658 00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:35,869 But... 659 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,937 ♪ ♪ 660 00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:40,600 ...he'd probably say... 661 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,710 ...that he's been living... 662 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,381 ...in total regret since then. 663 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,518 You know, afraid... 664 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,453 that he'll never get an opportunity 665 00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:55,188 to make it up to her... 666 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,291 ...because he waited too long. 667 00:25:58,324 --> 00:25:59,893 And... 668 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,531 ...she's probably moved on. 669 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,320 NIGEL: Uh, sorry, Jody, 670 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:08,668 speaking of moving on, we, uh... (chuckles) 671 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:12,539 One more? 672 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:19,379 I'd love another chance. 673 00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:24,918 -Roll it, Nigel. -Let's turn over, please! 674 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:26,753 -All cameras are rolling. -Shot's up, sound speeding. 675 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:27,954 MAN: Okay, light him up! 676 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,250 NIGEL: Action! Thank you! 677 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:34,561 -(crowd clamoring) -(explosion) 678 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,429 (Colt grunting) 679 00:26:39,466 --> 00:26:41,340 COLT: Gail? 680 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,671 Gail? 681 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,840 Oh. Coffee. 682 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:48,908 (whirring, bubbling) 683 00:26:55,315 --> 00:26:57,250 Mm! You're here. 684 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,585 Oh, no, don't use that. It's broken. 685 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:01,187 Eight and a half rolls? 686 00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:04,190 That is a world record! 687 00:27:04,224 --> 00:27:07,127 Thank you so much. (laughs) 688 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,796 It's better than parking cars, isn't it? 689 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:11,364 (laughs excitedly) 690 00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:13,299 -(inhales deeply) -Would you cut the shit, Gail? 691 00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,435 What? It was amazing. What are you talking about? 692 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,737 She doesn't want me here, Gail. 693 00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:19,105 Yes, she does. 694 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:20,707 Oh, of course she does. 695 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:23,543 -You lied. You lied. -Oh. (clicks tongue) 696 00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:25,478 -Colt. (blows raspberries) -Do you know how that feels? 697 00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:27,447 I think you deserve a second chance. 698 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,284 It's, like, the message in all my movies. 699 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,919 What's the message in all my movies? 700 00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:35,255 Uh... (stammers) 701 00:27:35,288 --> 00:27:37,524 Nihilism's a viable worldview? 702 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:41,795 No, that's just the entertainment. 703 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,797 That's like the... (smacks lips) 704 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,665 like the ***y bacon. 705 00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:47,567 -What is this? -You know? It's like dogs. 706 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,437 You got to wrap the message... (clicks tongue) 707 00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:52,372 in some ***y bacon. 708 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:56,760 I mean, all those movies, people fall down. 709 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:58,110 They're rolling in their own shit. 710 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,246 They don't think they can cope, but they can. They get back up. 711 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,820 Do you mind if I lay down? 712 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:04,918 With the multiple fire burns and the cannon rolls 713 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:07,520 -and the jet lag, I just... -Yep, yep, yep. 714 00:28:07,554 --> 00:28:09,220 ...could use a little shut-eye. 715 00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:10,156 Yep. 716 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,791 Okay, let me get this straight. 717 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,962 -Nihilism is the ***y bacon? -Yeah. 718 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:17,764 The audience are dogs? 719 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,165 There we go. 720 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:22,335 And when you fall down, you get back up. 721 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,204 -Thank you. -I'm glad we did this. 722 00:28:24,237 --> 00:28:27,340 Now, what am I really doing here, Gail? 723 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,211 Um... 724 00:28:31,244 --> 00:28:32,312 Ryder's missing. 725 00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:33,847 He has fallen in 726 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,500 with some shady, shitty, shitty people. 727 00:28:37,830 --> 00:28:39,252 Well, Gail... 728 00:28:40,487 --> 00:28:41,855 ...call the cops. 729 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,223 I can't call the cops. 730 00:28:43,256 --> 00:28:44,791 Well, why not? 731 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:47,494 The studio will know that I am way over budget. 732 00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:49,162 They will pull the plug on this. 733 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,664 You know that. 734 00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:52,966 Please go and find him. 735 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,300 Why me? 736 00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:56,336 You're a stuntman, for God's sake. 737 00:28:56,369 --> 00:28:58,505 No one's gonna notice whether you're here or not. 738 00:28:58,538 --> 00:29:00,373 -No offense. -I mean, some taken. 739 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:03,143 You know him intimately. 740 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:04,844 It can be so simple. 741 00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:07,681 You pick him up, you dust him off, 742 00:29:07,714 --> 00:29:08,982 you bring him back here. 743 00:29:09,150 --> 00:29:10,583 I know I can trust you. 744 00:29:10,617 --> 00:29:12,252 And you know who can trust you more than anyone, 745 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:15,155 she just doesn't realize it yet, is Jody. 746 00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:18,910 This is her big chance. 747 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:20,894 Do you want her first movie to be her last? 748 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,229 You've got to help me out, man. 749 00:29:24,631 --> 00:29:27,233 It's been a long couple days. (sniffs) 750 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:30,203 I'm gonna go to the hotel, I'm gonna-- 751 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,939 What is it? It's my yesterday, it's your tomor-- 752 00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:34,374 I'm gonna call you your tomorrow. 753 00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:36,109 -Right, no. Today. -My today. 754 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,744 That is the door code of Ryder's loft. 755 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,679 The patio door. Took it from his trailer. 756 00:29:39,713 --> 00:29:41,681 He's still doing this Post-it note thing? 757 00:29:41,715 --> 00:29:43,750 Oh. (stammers) Let's not even get into that. 758 00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,519 At this point, it's like Memento level. 759 00:29:46,553 --> 00:29:49,550 I can only keep this from Jody and the studio 760 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:51,291 48 hours max. 761 00:29:51,324 --> 00:29:52,859 Save Jody's movie, 762 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:55,395 and maybe you get the love of your life back. 763 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:59,566 Did you just turn Jody into the ***y bacon? 764 00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:02,702 She's been the ***y bacon all along. 765 00:30:02,736 --> 00:30:04,104 You're good. 766 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,339 It's the only left-hand drive I have. 767 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,276 Please don't wreck it. It's product placement. 768 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,779 There's only two of them. 769 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:15,150 I know how you stunties drive. 770 00:30:18,118 --> 00:30:20,820 You seek to destroy all I hold dear. 771 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,289 (car alarm chirps) 772 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,361 (groans) 773 00:30:32,532 --> 00:30:34,167 (engine starts) 774 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,735 (over radio): ♪ 'Cause there we are again ♪ 775 00:30:35,769 --> 00:30:38,672 ♪ When I loved you so ♪ 776 00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:40,473 -♪ Back before you lost ♪ -(volume increases) 777 00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:43,176 ♪ The one real thing you've ever known ♪ 778 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:45,512 ♪ It was rare, I was there ♪ 779 00:30:45,545 --> 00:30:53,920 ♪ I remember it all too well ♪ 780 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,856 ♪ ♪ 781 00:31:08,468 --> 00:31:11,705 ♪ And maybe we got lost in translation ♪ 782 00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:13,973 ♪ Maybe I asked for too much ♪ 783 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:17,477 ♪ But maybe this thing was a masterpiece ♪ 784 00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:19,546 ♪ Till you tore it all up ♪ 785 00:31:26,190 --> 00:31:28,822 ♪ And you call me up again ♪ 786 00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:31,791 ♪ Just to break me like a promise ♪ 787 00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:36,429 ♪ So casually cruel in the name of being honest ♪ 788 00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:39,799 ♪ I'm a crumpled-up piece of paper... ♪ 789 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:41,134 (song stops) 790 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,402 (Colt sniffles) 791 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:49,709 What are you doing? 792 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:51,111 (sniffles) 793 00:31:51,144 --> 00:31:53,130 Uh, just, uh, chilling down. 794 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:54,881 Were you "chilling down" to Taylor Swift? 795 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:56,850 -Yep. -Mm. 796 00:31:56,883 --> 00:31:58,685 It's just something Australians say. 797 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:00,120 Really? I've been here for six months, I've never heard it. 798 00:32:00,153 --> 00:32:01,554 Yeah, "chilling down under," you know, 799 00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:02,889 but it's shorter to say "chilling down." 800 00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:05,580 -Have you been crying? -Not at all. 801 00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:06,593 You look like you've been crying. 802 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,630 Jet lag. 803 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,999 (sighs) That was so dangerous, and I'm very sorry. 804 00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:15,680 Lighting you up like that. 805 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:17,470 (laughing): It was very cathartic. 806 00:32:17,504 --> 00:32:19,606 -I feel better. -I deserved it. 807 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,178 I'm gonna make the camera up to you, by the way. 808 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:27,414 Can I get in the car with you? 809 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:31,851 Clean your face. You're a mess. 810 00:32:35,188 --> 00:32:36,589 So how have you been? 811 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:39,250 Oh, you know. 812 00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:42,195 Yeah? Thumbs-up? 813 00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:45,650 God, I hate that bullshit, that stunt guy bullshit. 814 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,667 -(clears throat) -And that's fine. 815 00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:49,350 You don't have to explain anything. 816 00:32:49,690 --> 00:32:50,837 It's all good. It was a fling. 817 00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:52,939 Less than a fling. It was a flingette, and that's fine. 818 00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:54,741 I don't even want to know. 819 00:32:54,774 --> 00:32:57,210 And the problem with forcing something is you get nowhere. 820 00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:59,450 You know, one time my mom forced my dad to exercise. 821 00:32:59,790 --> 00:33:00,847 Do you know what happened? 822 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,749 Snapped his ankle first time he stepped on the treadmill. 823 00:33:02,782 --> 00:33:05,352 She forced it, now he has a piece of metal in his foot. 824 00:33:05,385 --> 00:33:07,554 Moral of the story is you should just be you. 825 00:33:07,587 --> 00:33:08,922 (inhales deeply) 826 00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:12,292 Well, look, I've thought a lot about this, actually, 827 00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:13,760 and I, uh... 828 00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:15,610 It's not like I didn't want to apologize 829 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,630 a million times. 830 00:33:17,970 --> 00:33:18,231 Yeah. 831 00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:20,767 Uh, it's just, every time I... 832 00:33:24,404 --> 00:33:27,730 You know, when I think of something to say... 833 00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:31,978 ...doesn't seem like enough. 834 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,885 (chuckles): Okay. 835 00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,720 No problem. 836 00:33:40,754 --> 00:33:43,656 Boundaries. Boundaries. 837 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:44,991 That's important. 838 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:46,793 Because I have a lot of pressure on me. 839 00:33:46,826 --> 00:33:50,663 You have no idea how hard it was for me to make this movie, okay? 840 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:52,766 I just need to focus, so if you're gonna stay here, 841 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:55,680 we need to keep it... 842 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:56,536 like, super profesh. 843 00:33:57,604 --> 00:33:58,938 "Professional" is my middle name. 844 00:33:58,972 --> 00:34:00,874 (chuckles) Mm-hmm. 845 00:34:02,842 --> 00:34:04,411 I thought your middle name was "Danger." 846 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:07,113 That's a stage name. 847 00:34:09,149 --> 00:34:11,184 Colt Profesh Seavers. 848 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,458 Promise me you're not gonna derail this, okay? 849 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:19,959 Promise. 850 00:34:21,661 --> 00:34:24,698 (inhales deeply) Okay. 851 00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:31,710 Want to do some doughnuts? 852 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:42,615 Do you want to drive me to my car? 853 00:34:42,649 --> 00:34:44,184 -Yeah. -(engine starts) 854 00:34:51,191 --> 00:34:52,692 (brakes squeak softly) 855 00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:56,663 Okay, goodbye. 856 00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:04,700 ♪ It was rare, I was there ♪ 857 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:11,745 ♪ I remember it all too well ♪ 858 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:14,381 ♪ Wind in my hair, you were there ♪ 859 00:35:14,414 --> 00:35:17,500 ♪ You remember it all ♪ 860 00:35:17,830 --> 00:35:18,318 -♪ Down the stairs ♪ -(engine starts) 861 00:35:18,351 --> 00:35:19,853 ♪ You were there ♪ 862 00:35:19,886 --> 00:35:22,655 -♪ You remember it all... ♪ -(song ends) 863 00:35:22,689 --> 00:35:24,758 ♪ ♪ 864 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:51,518 COLT: (exhales sharply) Okay. 865 00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:53,887 "Tom, long time no see. 866 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,456 Gail asked me to check and make sure you're okay." 867 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,124 (sighs heavily) 868 00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:00,593 "Colt, thought you were dead. 869 00:36:00,627 --> 00:36:03,129 Why you got to be such a ***** *****?" 870 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:06,320 "Tom, I'm gonna have to ask you not to refer to me 871 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:08,802 as a ***** or a *****." 872 00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:10,904 "Okay, but you got hurt like a ***** 873 00:36:10,937 --> 00:36:12,372 and you're acting like a *****." 874 00:36:12,405 --> 00:36:14,107 (calling out): Tom? 875 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:16,776 Colt Seavers. Just checking in on you. 876 00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:20,680 Jody needs you back on set, pal. 877 00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:24,317 And I-I don't want to be a part of 878 00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:27,120 any breaking in, role-play games. 879 00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:35,462 Well, all right. 880 00:36:36,863 --> 00:36:39,332 (loudly over speakers): ♪ DJ Khaled! ♪ 881 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:40,800 ♪ Hey ♪ 882 00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:42,502 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ We The Best! ♪ 883 00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:45,171 ♪ All I do is win, win, win, no matter what ♪ 884 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:48,141 ♪ Got money on my mind, I can never get enough ♪ 885 00:36:48,174 --> 00:36:50,977 ♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪ 886 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:53,546 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪ 887 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:56,349 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 888 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:58,451 ♪ And they say, "Yeah!" and they stay there ♪ 889 00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:01,254 ♪ Up, down, up, down, up, down ♪ 890 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:04,290 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 891 00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:05,592 ♪ And if you going in... ♪ 892 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,327 (squawking rhythmically) 893 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,828 -♪ Make 'em stay there ♪ -♪ Luda! ♪ 894 00:37:08,862 --> 00:37:10,764 ♪ Ludacris going in on the verse ♪ 895 00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:12,332 ♪ 'Cause I never been defeated and I won't stop now ♪ 896 00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:13,833 ♪ Keep your hands up, get 'em in the sky ♪ 897 00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:14,968 ♪ For the homies that didn't make it ♪ 898 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,936 ♪ And my folks locked down ♪ 899 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,471 ♪ I never went nowhere, but they saying, "Luda's back..." ♪ 900 00:37:18,505 --> 00:37:19,806 (groans) Coffee. 901 00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:21,641 ♪ The hood call it Luda 'gnac ♪ 902 00:37:21,675 --> 00:37:25,378 ♪ Can't never count me out, y'all better count me in ♪ 903 00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:28,314 ♪ Got 20 bank accounts, accountants count me in ♪ 904 00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:30,684 ♪ Make millions every year, the South's champion ♪ 905 00:37:30,717 --> 00:37:33,887 ♪ 'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I, all I do is ♪ 906 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,155 -♪ All I do is win, win... ♪ -(sword rings) 907 00:37:35,188 --> 00:37:36,189 -(woman yells) -What the...! 908 00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:37,691 (grunts fiercely) 909 00:37:37,724 --> 00:37:39,426 (yells) 910 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,895 -(woman yells) -(squawks) 911 00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:44,300 ♪ Everybody hands go up... ♪ 912 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,999 -(coffee splashes) -(frustrated grunt) 913 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,233 (grunts) 914 00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:49,350 (sword rings) 915 00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:50,704 (yells) 916 00:37:52,706 --> 00:37:54,841 (grunting) 917 00:37:54,874 --> 00:37:56,876 ♪ Win, and if you going in ♪ 918 00:37:56,910 --> 00:37:59,412 ♪ Put your hands in the air, make 'em stay there ♪ 919 00:37:59,446 --> 00:38:02,415 ♪ And they say, "Yeah!" and they stay there ♪ 920 00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:04,751 ♪ Up, down, up, down, up, down... ♪ 921 00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:06,653 -(music stops) -(woman growls) 922 00:38:06,686 --> 00:38:08,355 Why do you look so familiar? 923 00:38:08,388 --> 00:38:09,923 (grunts fiercely) 924 00:38:09,956 --> 00:38:12,192 (yells, grunts) 925 00:38:12,225 --> 00:38:14,940 Where do I know you from? 926 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:16,996 I'm Iggy Starr, lead actress on Metalstorm. 927 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,199 (dramatic music playing) 928 00:38:19,232 --> 00:38:20,600 -I'm Ryder's girlfriend. -Oh. 929 00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:22,102 -You're in Metalstorm. -Yeah. 930 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:23,570 Hey, were you in that movie Carjacked 931 00:38:23,603 --> 00:38:25,380 where that guy named Jack steals your car 932 00:38:25,710 --> 00:38:26,373 and then you shoot him in the hand and you say, 933 00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:27,741 "I hope you know how to drive stick"? 934 00:38:27,774 --> 00:38:29,442 And it doesn't make sense 'cause it's like, 935 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:31,211 should be "automatic," but the way you say it... 936 00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:32,712 That's Naomi Watts! 937 00:38:35,810 --> 00:38:36,616 (grunting) 938 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:38,385 (yelling fiercely) 939 00:38:38,418 --> 00:38:39,586 COLT: I'm just a stunt guy. 940 00:38:39,619 --> 00:38:41,588 I'm working on Metalstorm, too. 941 00:38:41,621 --> 00:38:44,591 You lie! We're only on Metalstorm 1. 942 00:38:44,624 --> 00:38:46,426 -I meant also! -(yelling) 943 00:38:49,929 --> 00:38:52,265 (groans) 944 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:55,235 (grunting) 945 00:38:57,103 --> 00:38:58,471 (groans dramatically) 946 00:39:02,776 --> 00:39:04,577 (Iggy pants) 947 00:39:04,611 --> 00:39:06,112 Is this a prop sword? 948 00:39:06,146 --> 00:39:08,815 Mm-hmm. I'm a good actress. 949 00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:11,985 Hey, if you are really working on Metalstorm, 950 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,486 why are you sneaking around here? 951 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,422 Just trying to find Ryder. 952 00:39:15,455 --> 00:39:17,891 He's, like, really drugged up and paranoid right now. 953 00:39:17,924 --> 00:39:19,726 He thinks someone's trying to kill him. 954 00:39:19,759 --> 00:39:22,629 And I'm like, "If you don't finish Metalstorm, 955 00:39:22,662 --> 00:39:25,131 I'm gonna kill you myself." 956 00:39:25,165 --> 00:39:27,333 Now, there is some dark shit going on. 957 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:29,669 And the sooner I can get out of here, the better. 958 00:39:31,204 --> 00:39:33,139 (sighs): Wow. 959 00:39:33,173 --> 00:39:35,800 Any idea where I could find him? 960 00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:37,844 Uh, you could try this club he hangs out at. 961 00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:40,647 But you're never gonna get in looking like a povo. 962 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,316 -What's a povo? -A poor person like you. 963 00:39:43,350 --> 00:39:45,352 Oh. Cool. 964 00:39:45,385 --> 00:39:48,521 IGGY: What's with your Miami Vice Stunt Team jacket? 965 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:50,156 COLT: Oh, it was the first show I ever did. 966 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:53,593 I had to jump a boat through a ring of fire. 967 00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:54,994 I got so good I could do it 968 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,296 with my hands tied behind my back. 969 00:39:57,797 --> 00:39:58,965 Wow. 970 00:39:58,998 --> 00:40:00,800 You're really into yourself. 971 00:40:00,834 --> 00:40:02,469 ("Do It Like That" by Saint Bodhi playing) 972 00:40:02,502 --> 00:40:04,437 I mean, you know, you did ask. 973 00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:06,106 It's neon night at the club. 974 00:40:06,139 --> 00:40:07,507 He's always there with this guy called Doone 975 00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:09,109 who's his drug dealer. 976 00:40:09,142 --> 00:40:10,710 He's got, like, leopard print tats on his head. 977 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:13,213 They won't let a nobody like you into the club, 978 00:40:13,246 --> 00:40:15,148 so just act like Tom. You're his stunt double. 979 00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:16,783 You know how to do that, don't you? 980 00:40:16,816 --> 00:40:18,618 Yeah. I'll just act like I own everything and everyone 981 00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:20,887 and there's no repercussions for my actions. 982 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,822 -(song continues over speakers) -(crowd cheering) 983 00:40:22,856 --> 00:40:24,991 ♪ I do it like that... ♪ 984 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,359 (lively chatter) 985 00:40:26,393 --> 00:40:29,295 WOMAN: Oh, my God. Is that Tom Ryder? 986 00:40:29,329 --> 00:40:30,563 MAN: Hey, Tom! 987 00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:32,632 (excited shouting) 988 00:40:32,665 --> 00:40:34,701 Stuntman! Yeah, yeah, Iggy said you were gonna come see me. 989 00:40:34,734 --> 00:40:36,202 Yeah, sit down, get a drink. 990 00:40:36,236 --> 00:40:37,337 Hey, hey, get him a drink. What do you want? 991 00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:38,805 Oh, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. 992 00:40:38,838 --> 00:40:40,840 I'm just looking for Ryder. You seen him? 993 00:40:42,275 --> 00:40:44,477 Get him a Shirley Temple. Sit down, brother, sit down. 994 00:40:44,511 --> 00:40:46,813 Uh, honestly, no offense, Mr. Doone. 995 00:40:46,846 --> 00:40:48,682 I just want to find Ryder. 996 00:40:48,715 --> 00:40:51,618 How come no one ever wants to chat with the drug dealer? 997 00:40:54,788 --> 00:40:57,323 Sorry. I, uh... 998 00:40:57,357 --> 00:40:59,859 I mean no... no disrespect. 999 00:40:59,893 --> 00:41:01,861 Just had a long day. Ryder hasn't shown up to work. 1000 00:41:01,895 --> 00:41:03,530 That was fast. 1001 00:41:03,563 --> 00:41:04,998 You do a stunt today? 1002 00:41:05,310 --> 00:41:06,599 Uh, just a, yeah, car roll. 1003 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,101 -Just a car roll? -(song swells, crowd cheering) 1004 00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:10,370 Hear how he said that? "Just a car roll!" 1005 00:41:10,403 --> 00:41:12,272 What a stuntman! My man! 1006 00:41:12,305 --> 00:41:14,400 It's what I do. 1007 00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:15,208 Hey, that's why I like you. 1008 00:41:15,241 --> 00:41:16,776 'Cause you do all the hard shit. 1009 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:19,379 They give Oscars for that? 1010 00:41:19,412 --> 00:41:21,281 For stunts? 1011 00:41:21,314 --> 00:41:23,830 No. 1012 00:41:23,116 --> 00:41:24,517 (clicks tongue) Nope. 1013 00:41:24,551 --> 00:41:26,686 Hey, to the unsung heroes. 1014 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,488 -I'll drink to that. -(chuckles): Yeah. 1015 00:41:30,590 --> 00:41:32,359 DOONE: Mm! 1016 00:41:32,392 --> 00:41:33,727 (exhales heavily) 1017 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,395 No offense, but I prefer cartoons. 1018 00:41:35,428 --> 00:41:38,231 See, movies are always trying to make things real. 1019 00:41:38,264 --> 00:41:40,330 But it's not real. It's a movie. 1020 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:41,901 It's not meant to be real. 1021 00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:43,636 -(excited laughter and chatter) -That's why I like cartoons. 1022 00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:44,904 (voice distorting): See, 'cause cartoons 1023 00:41:44,938 --> 00:41:46,139 don't pretend to be real. 1024 00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:47,807 (audio distorting) 1025 00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:49,776 That's what I like about them. You seen Dumbo? 1026 00:41:49,809 --> 00:41:51,311 -Dumbo? -Yeah, Dumbo. 1027 00:41:51,344 --> 00:41:53,213 Dumbo changed my life. 1028 00:41:53,246 --> 00:41:55,448 You know that scene when Dumbo gets into the bad champagne, 1029 00:41:55,482 --> 00:41:56,783 then he starts seeing the pink elephants 1030 00:41:56,816 --> 00:41:57,784 on parade and shit? 1031 00:41:57,817 --> 00:41:58,985 I was like, "Yes, please. 1032 00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:00,453 "I'll have what he's having! 1033 00:42:00,487 --> 00:42:01,888 Make it a double!" 1034 00:42:01,921 --> 00:42:03,890 (distorted laughter) 1035 00:42:03,123 --> 00:42:04,958 Hey, stuntman? 1036 00:42:04,991 --> 00:42:06,659 -(grunts) -Why don't you come with us? 1037 00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:09,950 We'll get you nice and comfortable at the hotel, huh? 1038 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:14,000 (distorted grunting, groaning) 1039 00:42:28,281 --> 00:42:29,516 (distorted laughing) 1040 00:42:42,462 --> 00:42:44,497 (distorted screaming) 1041 00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:52,405 (crowd cheering) 1042 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:57,577 Move, move! Get out of the way! Get-- Move! Come on! 1043 00:42:58,912 --> 00:43:01,614 Get out the way! Move! Get off me! 1044 00:43:01,648 --> 00:43:02,882 WOMAN: (gasps) Hey! 1045 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,788 Let's go, let's go, let's go! Taxi! Come on, come on. 1046 00:43:08,822 --> 00:43:10,190 Come on, brother, let's go. 1047 00:43:10,223 --> 00:43:12,525 -Go! -See you, mate. -Be well, mate. 1048 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,197 ♪ ♪ 1049 00:43:22,669 --> 00:43:24,337 (echoing): What are you doing, Colt? 1050 00:43:24,371 --> 00:43:26,840 You know what I'm doing. I'm gonna stop this car. 1051 00:43:26,873 --> 00:43:29,642 You're clearly high, Colt. And you're clearly chickenshit! 1052 00:43:29,676 --> 00:43:31,711 Okay, we don't have time for this. Talk about this later. 1053 00:43:31,745 --> 00:43:33,130 (car approaching) 1054 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:34,547 -(horn blaring) -(tires squealing) 1055 00:43:36,249 --> 00:43:37,717 (grunts) 1056 00:43:38,918 --> 00:43:40,653 (groans) 1057 00:43:40,687 --> 00:43:42,355 -Yeah, okay. -DOONE: Driver, what are you doing? 1058 00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:44,657 Drive! Drive, bro! 1059 00:43:44,691 --> 00:43:46,526 Listen. Hey, you need to chill. Just relax. Just re-- 1060 00:43:46,559 --> 00:43:48,328 Hey, just relax! I'm a lover, not a fighter, okay? Just... 1061 00:43:48,361 --> 00:43:49,562 -Where's Ryder?! -I just drugged you 1062 00:43:49,596 --> 00:43:50,697 'cause they paid me to. 1063 00:43:50,730 --> 00:43:52,165 -Who's "they"? -(stammers) 1064 00:43:52,198 --> 00:43:53,833 The guy that runs Ryder's security. 1065 00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:55,101 I deliver drugs to him 1066 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:56,603 at the Pendleton Hotel sometimes, okay? 1067 00:43:56,636 --> 00:43:57,537 -What room? -Bro, I don't know what room. 1068 00:43:57,570 --> 00:43:59,720 You know, it changes. 1069 00:43:59,105 --> 00:44:00,273 Just ask Kevin for the, for the fruit plate. 1070 00:44:00,306 --> 00:44:01,841 -He'll give you the key. -Kevin? 1071 00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:03,276 -Kevin! K-E-V-I-N. For the... -I know Kevin! 1072 00:44:03,309 --> 00:44:04,344 You know Kevin? 1073 00:44:04,377 --> 00:44:05,845 I don't know Kevin. 1074 00:44:05,879 --> 00:44:07,447 Well, then you're gonna get to know Kevin. 1075 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,550 Ask him for a fruit plate, and he'll give you keys. 1076 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:12,180 (slurring): How long does this last? 1077 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,553 -What? -How long is this gonna last? 1078 00:44:13,586 --> 00:44:14,688 Bro, what are you even saying? 1079 00:44:14,721 --> 00:44:17,624 How... long does this last? 1080 00:44:17,657 --> 00:44:20,460 Oh. When you stop seeing unicorns. 1081 00:44:21,795 --> 00:44:23,596 (nickers) 1082 00:44:23,630 --> 00:44:24,931 (clicks tongue) 1083 00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:27,600 I'd like to speak to Kevin. (pants) 1084 00:44:27,634 --> 00:44:29,869 WOMAN: Kevin's, uh, on a break. 1085 00:44:29,903 --> 00:44:33,273 Okay, maybe you can help me. Can I order the "fruit plate"? 1086 00:44:33,306 --> 00:44:37,143 Okay. Do you want me to call "room service"? 1087 00:44:37,177 --> 00:44:39,450 I don't know. Is that what happens? 1088 00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:40,246 D-Do you have a room? 1089 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,748 -Should I just... -Do I need one? 1090 00:44:41,781 --> 00:44:43,490 To order the fr... 1091 00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:44,150 -I... -The fruit plate. 1092 00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:45,185 -Hey, Colt. -Fruit plate. 1093 00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:47,253 Woof, wow. 1094 00:44:47,287 --> 00:44:49,322 -That's a look. -Hi. Hey. 1095 00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:50,657 -What happened to your face? -Hi. 1096 00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:52,225 -Hi. Okay. (chuckles) -(chuckles) 1097 00:44:52,258 --> 00:44:53,727 -Sorry about that. (chuckles) -Are you good? 1098 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,228 -It's just good... -What's wrong with you? 1099 00:44:55,261 --> 00:44:56,129 -It's good to see you. -Wow, you look terrible. 1100 00:44:56,162 --> 00:44:57,464 You look amazing. 1101 00:44:57,497 --> 00:44:58,932 Did you fall? What happened to you? 1102 00:44:58,965 --> 00:45:00,633 Wow. You're so pretty. 1103 00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:02,100 -(chuckles) It's crazy. -Okay. Your face is bleeding. 1104 00:45:02,350 --> 00:45:03,970 -What? -What happened to you? 1105 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,600 Oh. No, I was running. Just-- I was running. 1106 00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:08,308 Very unusual athleisure wear for a run. 1107 00:45:08,341 --> 00:45:09,943 -(smacks lips) This? -Yeah. 1108 00:45:09,976 --> 00:45:12,479 Yeah, they gave me the wrong bags at the airport, 1109 00:45:12,512 --> 00:45:13,813 but, you know, it's-- it works. 1110 00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:15,315 (stammers) I can sweat. 1111 00:45:15,348 --> 00:45:16,816 If I'm gonna play Ryder, I thought I should just, 1112 00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:18,151 like, cut weight a little, you know... 1113 00:45:18,184 --> 00:45:19,319 You seem kind of tweaky. 1114 00:45:19,352 --> 00:45:21,921 I'm a little... spotty. 1115 00:45:21,955 --> 00:45:24,591 Like, when I-- my glucose levels get low. 1116 00:45:24,624 --> 00:45:26,259 I get a little... (whistles) 1117 00:45:26,292 --> 00:45:29,129 -Okay, is that a new thing? -(breathes deeply) 1118 00:45:29,162 --> 00:45:30,663 Is that a new thing? 1119 00:45:30,697 --> 00:45:31,965 -What's that? -Is that a new thing? 1120 00:45:31,998 --> 00:45:33,633 -Is your hair new? -Yes, I cut it. 1121 00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:35,100 -I changed my hair. -It's beautiful. 1122 00:45:35,350 --> 00:45:36,503 You changed your number. We're even. 1123 00:45:36,536 --> 00:45:38,872 I thought we'd sort of even the score. 1124 00:45:38,905 --> 00:45:40,774 Yeah. I have a lot of new s-- 1125 00:45:40,807 --> 00:45:42,308 You know, I've learned a lot about myself 1126 00:45:42,342 --> 00:45:44,477 since-since we last seen each other. 1127 00:45:44,511 --> 00:45:46,212 Why'd you disappear like that? 1128 00:45:46,246 --> 00:45:48,415 God, I wanted to be there for you. 1129 00:45:49,916 --> 00:45:52,180 GAIL: Yeah, but how's she supposed to do quality work 1130 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,453 if you keep harassing her all the time? 1131 00:45:53,486 --> 00:45:55,789 (growls playfully, laughs) 1132 00:45:55,822 --> 00:45:57,857 Okay. Can you go and grab your things? 1133 00:45:57,891 --> 00:46:00,193 -We have really got to zip. -Okay. Yep. 1134 00:46:00,226 --> 00:46:01,561 -What's going on? -Seriously. 1135 00:46:01,594 --> 00:46:04,364 -Colt, you're... -(clears throat) 1136 00:46:04,397 --> 00:46:05,732 You look like you've been busy. 1137 00:46:05,765 --> 00:46:08,100 -Yeah, real busy, Gail. -Yeah, good. 1138 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:09,202 Lot of running around, Gail. 1139 00:46:09,235 --> 00:46:11,137 We'll get a drink and discuss that. 1140 00:46:11,171 --> 00:46:12,672 But right now, the studio... 1141 00:46:12,706 --> 00:46:14,908 so far up my ***, I can taste them. 1142 00:46:14,941 --> 00:46:16,476 -We need your third act. -Okay. Yep. 1143 00:46:16,509 --> 00:46:18,780 You having problems with the third act? 1144 00:46:18,111 --> 00:46:19,813 We're gonna, we're gonna go and do things right now. 1145 00:46:19,846 --> 00:46:21,214 I need to write it. I'm gonna go write it. I just-- 1146 00:46:21,247 --> 00:46:22,916 It's like the studio are wanting me 1147 00:46:22,949 --> 00:46:25,318 to contort the love story so that it all ends happily 1148 00:46:25,352 --> 00:46:26,720 and everything's rosy and... 1149 00:46:26,753 --> 00:46:28,254 -Jody, Jody, Jody. -But I feel like if I... 1150 00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:31,658 lean into reality, then maybe that's the way to go. 1151 00:46:31,691 --> 00:46:34,427 And most love stories don't end well. Usually. 1152 00:46:35,762 --> 00:46:38,980 -Know what I mean? -I strongly disagree with that, 1153 00:46:38,131 --> 00:46:40,867 so we should keep chopping it up. 1154 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,102 Yeah? Should we? 1155 00:46:42,135 --> 00:46:44,270 It's important. It's the ending. 1156 00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:45,939 -Okay. -(man clears throat) 1157 00:46:45,972 --> 00:46:47,741 (clears throat) 1158 00:46:47,774 --> 00:46:49,442 Sir? 1159 00:46:49,476 --> 00:46:50,777 -Huh? -Hi. 1160 00:46:50,810 --> 00:46:52,450 -Yeah. -Hi. 1161 00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:54,470 Um, I hear that you're interested 1162 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,882 in a-a fruit platter. 1163 00:46:55,915 --> 00:46:57,350 -(whispering): Kevin? -(whispering): Yes. 1164 00:46:57,384 --> 00:46:58,752 Yes. Okay, so... 1165 00:46:58,785 --> 00:46:59,853 (sighs) 1166 00:46:59,886 --> 00:47:02,255 It's-it's on... it's on ice. 1167 00:47:02,288 --> 00:47:04,391 ♪ ♪ 1168 00:47:09,950 --> 00:47:11,197 (breathes deeply) 1169 00:47:11,231 --> 00:47:12,465 (lock beeps) 1170 00:47:15,635 --> 00:47:17,737 (gentle piano music playing over speakers) 1171 00:47:21,174 --> 00:47:22,776 (scanner beeps) 1172 00:47:22,809 --> 00:47:25,111 Yep. There we go. Sorry. 1173 00:47:27,447 --> 00:47:29,516 ♪ ♪ 1174 00:47:32,318 --> 00:47:33,753 (sighs) 1175 00:47:33,787 --> 00:47:35,210 (exhales) 1176 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:39,926 (lock beeps) 1177 00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:45,932 (grunting) 1178 00:47:52,772 --> 00:47:54,808 (muffled ringtone playing) 1179 00:48:06,353 --> 00:48:08,455 (ringtone continues) 1180 00:48:10,523 --> 00:48:12,192 Hello? 1181 00:48:12,225 --> 00:48:13,693 JODY (over phone): What do you think about split screen? 1182 00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:15,762 -Jody? -Yeah. 1183 00:48:15,795 --> 00:48:18,131 Is this okay I'm calling? You said to call and... 1184 00:48:18,164 --> 00:48:20,533 -Yes. Yeah, it's fine. -Yeah? We could chop it up? 1185 00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:22,602 It's, uh... Let's chop it up. 1186 00:48:22,635 --> 00:48:24,400 It's a good time. I'm not doing anything. 1187 00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:27,140 Okay. Great. Uh, so, split screen, right? 1188 00:48:27,173 --> 00:48:29,275 Do you think that it's, like, nostalgic super cool 1189 00:48:29,309 --> 00:48:31,845 -or do you think it's a gimmick? -(groans) 1190 00:48:31,878 --> 00:48:34,647 Um, I think it could be super cool. 1191 00:48:34,681 --> 00:48:37,450 -Mm-hmm? -Yeah, how do you, uh, want to use it? 1192 00:48:37,484 --> 00:48:39,853 I mean, you know, tell me. Tell me everything. (chuckles) 1193 00:48:39,886 --> 00:48:42,122 Tell me, you know, about your vision. 1194 00:48:42,155 --> 00:48:44,570 So, I like that they're on-screen together. 1195 00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:45,792 -But they are in separate worlds... -Right. 1196 00:48:45,825 --> 00:48:47,894 ...you know, visually and emotionally. 1197 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:50,130 So you've got this very prominent divide 1198 00:48:50,163 --> 00:48:51,564 between the lovers. 1199 00:48:51,598 --> 00:48:53,330 And I want that. 1200 00:48:56,169 --> 00:48:58,772 -You want the divide? -I want the divide, yes. 1201 00:49:01,441 --> 00:49:03,760 Hmm. 1202 00:49:03,109 --> 00:49:04,711 It's funny 'cause I-I didn't get the impression 1203 00:49:04,744 --> 00:49:06,746 that there was that much keeping them apart. 1204 00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:08,848 Well, you haven't read the script. 1205 00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:12,552 All I know so far is that the alien lady and the cowboy 1206 00:49:12,585 --> 00:49:16,856 are having what seem to be pretty manageable problems. 1207 00:49:16,890 --> 00:49:19,659 Jody? Jod-- How's this? 1208 00:49:19,693 --> 00:49:21,261 Manageable problems? 1209 00:49:21,294 --> 00:49:23,363 The aliens invaded Earth, and they left it in tatters. 1210 00:49:23,396 --> 00:49:25,310 So this whole thing the studio are pushing for, 1211 00:49:25,650 --> 00:49:26,433 the "love conquers all" thing... 1212 00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:29,690 (inhales deeply) I'm not buying it. 1213 00:49:29,102 --> 00:49:32,339 Well, I have to admit that I'm surprised to hear you say that. 1214 00:49:32,372 --> 00:49:34,174 Why? 1215 00:49:34,207 --> 00:49:36,609 Well, I'm just a boy in a neon suit 1216 00:49:36,643 --> 00:49:38,578 standing in front of a girl, reminding her 1217 00:49:38,611 --> 00:49:40,947 that Notting Hill is her favorite movie 1218 00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:44,184 and she watches Love Actually every year at Christmas. 1219 00:49:44,217 --> 00:49:45,919 Well, you know, I watched it again this year, 1220 00:49:45,952 --> 00:49:48,621 and I didn't love it, actually. 1221 00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:50,457 -Wow, it's worse than I thought. -Yeah, I'm ruined. 1222 00:49:50,490 --> 00:49:52,625 Yeah, it's a really sad day for Notting Hill as well. 1223 00:49:52,659 --> 00:49:54,794 That "happily ever after" stuff, unsubscribe me. 1224 00:49:54,828 --> 00:49:56,463 I didn't get "happily ever after" from Notting Hill. 1225 00:49:56,496 --> 00:49:57,931 What are you talking about? Of course you did. 1226 00:49:57,964 --> 00:49:59,766 -Did you? -Yes, of course. They're ly-- 1227 00:49:59,799 --> 00:50:01,568 They're on the park bench. She's got her head in his knee. 1228 00:50:01,601 --> 00:50:02,769 She's a "regular girl." 1229 00:50:02,802 --> 00:50:04,304 Maybe, but we don't know for sure 1230 00:50:04,337 --> 00:50:06,773 she's not gonna go back to working the street. 1231 00:50:06,806 --> 00:50:08,308 All we know is that in the beginning, 1232 00:50:08,341 --> 00:50:10,143 she's pretty much up for anything but kissing, 1233 00:50:10,176 --> 00:50:11,778 and in the end, she's open to kissing him. 1234 00:50:11,811 --> 00:50:13,880 -(laughs): No. No. -And it gives us hope. 1235 00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:15,382 You have got your Julia Roberts movies so twisted. 1236 00:50:15,415 --> 00:50:16,616 And that's all we want. A little hope. 1237 00:50:16,649 --> 00:50:17,951 No, that is Pretty Woman, 1238 00:50:17,984 --> 00:50:19,219 where she is a lady of the night, 1239 00:50:19,252 --> 00:50:20,553 and this is Notting Hill, 1240 00:50:20,587 --> 00:50:21,621 where she's a very famous actress. 1241 00:50:21,654 --> 00:50:23,123 Oh. Well, don't listen to me. 1242 00:50:23,156 --> 00:50:25,258 What do I know? Look, you're the director. 1243 00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:26,593 You're gonna make the right choice. 1244 00:50:26,626 --> 00:50:28,495 I'm just saying, for people like me, 1245 00:50:28,528 --> 00:50:30,330 who may not necessarily get the metaphor of the split screen. 1246 00:50:30,363 --> 00:50:32,980 You may not get the deeper metaphor, 1247 00:50:32,132 --> 00:50:33,600 but you're gonna see it. 1248 00:50:33,633 --> 00:50:35,301 You're gonna see this bright line between them 1249 00:50:35,335 --> 00:50:38,271 that we're gonna ache to see blur. 1250 00:50:38,304 --> 00:50:40,730 You know, but maybe it can't. 1251 00:50:40,106 --> 00:50:42,409 -Mm. -Maybe it doesn't. 1252 00:50:42,442 --> 00:50:45,145 Right. Right. Yeah. 1253 00:50:45,178 --> 00:50:46,913 (breathes deeply) 1254 00:50:46,946 --> 00:50:48,982 But what do we know, right? 1255 00:50:49,150 --> 00:50:50,617 'Cause all we know at this point 1256 00:50:50,650 --> 00:50:53,319 is that the cowboy likes the alien. 1257 00:50:53,353 --> 00:50:54,754 Does the alien like the cowboy? 1258 00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:56,656 She's on the fence. 1259 00:50:56,690 --> 00:50:57,924 Right. 1260 00:50:57,957 --> 00:50:59,959 Because they got problems. 1261 00:50:59,993 --> 00:51:04,497 Because she's an alien and he's a cowboy, and that's a problem. 1262 00:51:04,531 --> 00:51:06,132 But is it a problem they can't overcome? 1263 00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:07,767 Here's a question. 1264 00:51:07,801 --> 00:51:10,603 Are they even gonna try? 1265 00:51:10,637 --> 00:51:12,138 What do you think? 1266 00:51:13,373 --> 00:51:15,408 Do you think they're gonna try? 1267 00:51:16,810 --> 00:51:19,179 I think... (sighs) 1268 00:51:20,647 --> 00:51:22,716 I think this was a great brainstorm. 1269 00:51:26,186 --> 00:51:28,621 So... 1270 00:51:28,655 --> 00:51:31,157 what'd you decide about the split screen? 1271 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,992 I have a better idea. 1272 00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:34,461 (nickers) 1273 00:51:34,494 --> 00:51:36,296 I don't think you need it. 1274 00:51:36,329 --> 00:51:38,832 I think the connection between these characters is so strong 1275 00:51:38,865 --> 00:51:40,934 that nothing can come between them. 1276 00:51:42,335 --> 00:51:43,870 Jod? 1277 00:51:45,238 --> 00:51:46,406 Jody? 1278 00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:52,812 (neighs) 1279 00:51:52,846 --> 00:51:54,914 ♪ ♪ 1280 00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,595 (mug shatters) 1281 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,265 -GAIL (over phone): Hello? -Dead guy on ice. 1282 00:52:12,298 --> 00:52:13,900 What? 1283 00:52:13,933 --> 00:52:17,570 There's a dead guy on ice at the hotel, Gail. 1284 00:52:17,604 --> 00:52:19,406 Wait. Sorry. What are you talking about? 1285 00:52:19,439 --> 00:52:20,740 Well, if you think that doesn't make sense, 1286 00:52:20,774 --> 00:52:22,676 -don't order the fruit plate. -Hold on. 1287 00:52:22,709 --> 00:52:24,511 You're seriously telling me you've just seen a dead body? 1288 00:52:24,544 --> 00:52:26,212 Yes, Gail. 1289 00:52:26,246 --> 00:52:28,782 On the rocks. In the hotel. 1290 00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:30,500 What hotel? 1291 00:52:30,830 --> 00:52:32,180 The one I just saw you in, Gail! 1292 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,586 He was so dead, Gail. 1293 00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:35,689 He was very dead. Super dead. 1294 00:52:35,722 --> 00:52:37,123 Hold on. How did you even get there? 1295 00:52:37,157 --> 00:52:39,526 Gail, you asked me to do this! Okay? 1296 00:52:39,559 --> 00:52:42,620 -So please try and keep up. -I know. I'm sticking. 1297 00:52:42,950 --> 00:52:44,698 I went to Ryder's apartment just like you told me. 1298 00:52:44,731 --> 00:52:47,100 That's where Iggy with the sword gave me the neon suit 1299 00:52:47,133 --> 00:52:49,736 and they sent me to the man with the leopard print head. 1300 00:52:49,769 --> 00:52:51,638 He goes by the name of Doone. 1301 00:52:51,671 --> 00:52:53,540 It was Doone's goons who dirtied my Shirley, 1302 00:52:53,573 --> 00:52:55,308 and not in a fun way, Gail. 1303 00:52:55,342 --> 00:52:57,577 I think they were trying to kill me, Gail! 1304 00:52:57,610 --> 00:52:59,746 Step away and calm down. 1305 00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:01,414 I am gonna handle everything. 1306 00:53:01,448 --> 00:53:02,882 -No more handling! -(groans) 1307 00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:04,751 -I want the police! -You're very aggressive. 1308 00:53:04,784 --> 00:53:07,120 I'm sorry. I'm sorry to yell. I want the police. 1309 00:53:07,153 --> 00:53:08,822 You are not gonna talk to the police. 1310 00:53:08,855 --> 00:53:10,290 -You don't talk to anyone about this, okay? -(stammers) 1311 00:53:10,323 --> 00:53:11,591 -You listen to me. -I'm calling the police. 1312 00:53:11,624 --> 00:53:12,959 You are not talking to the police. 1313 00:53:12,992 --> 00:53:14,461 -Excuse me, sir. -GAIL: Wait, who's there? 1314 00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:15,795 Who's there? Who's there? 1315 00:53:15,829 --> 00:53:17,130 It's the police. I'm gonna talk to them. 1316 00:53:17,163 --> 00:53:18,365 No, no, no, no, no! Don't talk... 1317 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,336 No parking at any time. 1318 00:53:27,307 --> 00:53:29,476 Sorry. 1319 00:53:29,509 --> 00:53:30,844 Just making sure we're both here. 1320 00:53:31,811 --> 00:53:32,912 I'm-I'm here, mate. 1321 00:53:32,946 --> 00:53:34,814 I want to report a crime. 1322 00:53:34,848 --> 00:53:36,449 -Okay. -An ice crime. 1323 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,589 (sighs) 1324 00:53:42,622 --> 00:53:45,258 Yeah. You're still getting a ticket, mate. 1325 00:53:45,291 --> 00:53:46,626 (softly): All right. 1326 00:53:50,196 --> 00:53:51,598 COLT: I got to tell Jody. 1327 00:53:51,631 --> 00:53:52,932 (whispers): About the dead guy. 1328 00:53:52,966 --> 00:53:54,200 How do you know he was dead? 1329 00:53:54,234 --> 00:53:55,635 He could've just been knocked out. 1330 00:53:55,668 --> 00:53:57,370 -On ice? -Yeah. 1331 00:53:57,700 --> 00:54:00,140 Ice baths are very good for inflammation. 1332 00:54:00,173 --> 00:54:02,475 And are you forgetting that you were high? 1333 00:54:02,509 --> 00:54:04,144 How can I if you keep fixating 1334 00:54:04,177 --> 00:54:05,478 -on that one point? -Okay, you know what, 1335 00:54:05,512 --> 00:54:07,470 let me just stop you right there. 1336 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,848 Whatever you told Jody last night 1337 00:54:08,882 --> 00:54:10,316 -has got her all fired up. -I don't know what I said. 1338 00:54:10,350 --> 00:54:11,718 About what? 1339 00:54:11,751 --> 00:54:12,986 And now I have to build a truck 1340 00:54:13,190 --> 00:54:15,355 -for a 250-foot jump. -Huh? 1341 00:54:15,388 --> 00:54:17,290 -In a day and a half! -Sounds pretty cool, actually. 1342 00:54:17,323 --> 00:54:19,526 And on top of that, the fight scene today, 1343 00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:22,228 Jody has decided that she wants to do it all in one take. 1344 00:54:22,262 --> 00:54:24,497 -A oner. -JODY: Dan, did you tell him about the oner? 1345 00:54:24,531 --> 00:54:25,799 -Yes. -So cool. 1346 00:54:25,832 --> 00:54:27,000 -Right? -Yeah. 1347 00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:28,668 -So good. He's into it. -Hi. 1348 00:54:28,702 --> 00:54:30,337 -Hey. Yeah, can I talk to you for a second? -Okay, 1349 00:54:30,370 --> 00:54:32,972 -about this sequence today, Ryder's a no-show. -Yeah. 1350 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:34,374 Again, he's probably on a bender or something. 1351 00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:35,475 Well, it's interesting you say that, 1352 00:54:35,508 --> 00:54:37,210 -because that's... -Yeah. 1353 00:54:37,243 --> 00:54:39,145 -...that's what I want to talk to you about. -Me, too. 1354 00:54:39,179 --> 00:54:40,980 -Me, too. Because we don't even need him. -He... (chuckles) 1355 00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:42,515 -Well... -We don't need him. I had an epiphany last night. 1356 00:54:42,549 --> 00:54:43,750 Let me just tell you. 1357 00:54:43,783 --> 00:54:45,352 -Last night? -I was so excited. 1358 00:54:45,385 --> 00:54:47,754 -Yeah. -After we spoke, it all came to me. 1359 00:54:47,787 --> 00:54:49,589 -Really? -Yeah, the third act, this sequence, 1360 00:54:49,622 --> 00:54:51,524 -all of it. I've been s... -After talking to me? 1361 00:54:51,558 --> 00:54:52,926 Yeah. You know, I was shocked 1362 00:54:52,959 --> 00:54:54,427 -when you showed up. Right? -Yeah. 1363 00:54:54,461 --> 00:54:56,930 -But... -Well, it was... shocking. 1364 00:54:56,963 --> 00:54:58,865 But I just started to wonder if maybe 1365 00:54:58,898 --> 00:55:00,767 you showed up just at the right time, and... 1366 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,936 I've been going for this thing in the action, 1367 00:55:02,969 --> 00:55:04,437 and I've never been able to get it. 1368 00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:07,207 Like, this feeling of the pursuit of love. 1369 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:10,243 And how far would you go for the one that you love and... 1370 00:55:10,276 --> 00:55:13,460 -(choking chuckles) -You know? And then... (chuckles) 1371 00:55:13,790 --> 00:55:15,115 -Yeah. -You know, I realize it's not very far with Ryder, 1372 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:16,549 -'cause he's a drip. -Right. 1373 00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:18,184 -And he runs weird. -Right. 1374 00:55:18,218 --> 00:55:19,886 -And he can't do action. But... -Well, it's... 1375 00:55:19,919 --> 00:55:21,287 ...you can. 1376 00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:22,589 -You can. -(sighs) 1377 00:55:22,622 --> 00:55:24,124 I'm unlimited with you. 1378 00:55:24,157 --> 00:55:25,892 I can do everything and everything with you, 1379 00:55:25,925 --> 00:55:27,460 and it just made my brain just... 1380 00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:28,595 (mimics explosion) 1381 00:55:28,628 --> 00:55:30,263 So cool. 1382 00:55:30,296 --> 00:55:31,598 -I don't need cuts. I don't need gimmicks. -Really? 1383 00:55:31,631 --> 00:55:33,600 I don't need anything. I just need you. 1384 00:55:33,633 --> 00:55:35,301 -(exhales) -To finish this movie. 1385 00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:37,604 -You know, maybe even make it a great movie. -Wow. 1386 00:55:37,637 --> 00:55:38,938 You know? 1387 00:55:38,972 --> 00:55:41,141 -Wow. Okay. -What do you think? 1388 00:55:41,174 --> 00:55:42,909 Do you want to work together? 1389 00:55:42,942 --> 00:55:45,412 Shoot the shit out of Sydney Opera House in four hours? 1390 00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:47,113 -Three hours and 52 minutes. -Three hours and 52 minutes? 1391 00:55:47,147 --> 00:55:48,448 Yeah. 1392 00:55:48,481 --> 00:55:49,883 What are we waiting for? 1393 00:55:49,916 --> 00:55:52,118 Okay, good. (chuckles) Good! Okay! 1394 00:55:52,152 --> 00:55:53,920 Venti, Venti, come on. 1395 00:55:53,953 --> 00:55:55,822 I'm gonna get some dots on your face, 'cause I need you 1396 00:55:55,855 --> 00:55:57,757 -but not your face. -Oh, God. Get-- Yeah, just get rid of it. 1397 00:55:57,791 --> 00:55:59,159 -Yeah, I'm gonna stick Ryder's head on you. -All of it. Just-- 1398 00:55:59,192 --> 00:56:01,294 -Okay. Cool. Okay, okay. -Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 1399 00:56:01,327 --> 00:56:03,930 Ready for a take? Make it rain, please! 1400 00:56:03,963 --> 00:56:07,567 ("I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness playing) 1401 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,835 Let me get out, for Christ's sake. 1402 00:56:08,868 --> 00:56:10,300 And... action! 1403 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,671 (yelling) 1404 00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:13,139 (grunting) 1405 00:56:13,173 --> 00:56:14,441 ♪ Can't explain all the feelings ♪ 1406 00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:16,843 ♪ That you're making me feel ♪ 1407 00:56:18,144 --> 00:56:20,280 -(yells) -(grunts) 1408 00:56:20,313 --> 00:56:22,415 ♪ My heart's in overdrive and you're behind ♪ 1409 00:56:22,449 --> 00:56:24,217 ♪ The steering wheel ♪ 1410 00:56:27,687 --> 00:56:31,358 ♪ Touching you ♪ 1411 00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:35,195 ♪ Touching me ♪ 1412 00:56:35,228 --> 00:56:36,463 ♪ Touching you ♪ 1413 00:56:36,496 --> 00:56:40,333 ♪ God, you're touching me ♪ 1414 00:56:42,235 --> 00:56:43,837 ♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪ 1415 00:56:43,870 --> 00:56:45,872 ♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart ♪ 1416 00:56:45,905 --> 00:56:47,774 ♪ There's a chance we could make it now ♪ 1417 00:56:47,807 --> 00:56:49,709 ♪ We'll be rocking till the sun goes down ♪ 1418 00:56:49,743 --> 00:56:53,113 ♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪ 1419 00:56:53,146 --> 00:56:55,849 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1420 00:56:56,816 --> 00:56:58,118 ♪ Huh! ♪ 1421 00:56:58,151 --> 00:57:00,220 ♪ ♪ 1422 00:57:01,821 --> 00:57:03,723 Go! 1423 00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:07,827 ♪ I want to kiss you every minute, every hour ♪ 1424 00:57:07,861 --> 00:57:09,996 ♪ Every day ♪ 1425 00:57:12,932 --> 00:57:16,669 ♪ You got me in a spin, but everythin' is A-okay ♪ 1426 00:57:20,774 --> 00:57:24,210 ♪ Touching you ♪ 1427 00:57:24,244 --> 00:57:27,914 ♪ Touching me ♪ 1428 00:57:27,947 --> 00:57:29,215 ♪ Touching you ♪ 1429 00:57:29,249 --> 00:57:33,286 ♪ God, you're touching me ♪ 1430 00:57:34,587 --> 00:57:36,723 -(grunts) -♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪ 1431 00:57:36,756 --> 00:57:38,591 ♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart ♪ 1432 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,393 ♪ There's a chance we could make it now ♪ 1433 00:57:40,427 --> 00:57:41,895 ♪ We'll be rocking till the sun goes down ♪ 1434 00:57:41,928 --> 00:57:45,598 ♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪ 1435 00:57:45,632 --> 00:57:49,302 ♪ Oh...! ♪ 1436 00:57:51,871 --> 00:57:54,341 -Oh. -JODY: Thank you. 1437 00:57:54,374 --> 00:57:56,900 -How'd we do, boss? -Yeah, it was good. 1438 00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:57,610 I mean, it was amazing. 1439 00:57:57,644 --> 00:57:59,790 It was so amazing, we're gonna go do some karaoke, 1440 00:57:59,112 --> 00:58:00,180 -if you... -Oh. 1441 00:58:00,213 --> 00:58:01,848 If you like karaoke, 1442 00:58:01,881 --> 00:58:03,717 you know, you could-- you could come. 1443 00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:05,218 Like, I'd-- I would like you to. 1444 00:58:05,251 --> 00:58:06,753 I'll be there. 1445 00:58:06,786 --> 00:58:08,555 Okay. (clicks tongue) 1446 00:58:09,589 --> 00:58:11,240 I don't know what that was. 1447 00:58:11,570 --> 00:58:12,425 That was just so awful and... (chuckles) 1448 00:58:12,459 --> 00:58:14,361 -Really? Okay. -Yeah, who's she? 1449 00:58:14,394 --> 00:58:15,729 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1450 00:58:15,762 --> 00:58:17,130 -Holster that. -It's holstered. 1451 00:58:17,163 --> 00:58:18,998 It's done. Forget. You-you never saw it. 1452 00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:24,904 NIGEL: Jody, do you like Christina or Britney? 1453 00:58:27,407 --> 00:58:29,750 I saw that. 1454 00:58:29,109 --> 00:58:31,978 -You saw the finger guns? -Oh, I saw the finger guns. 1455 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,213 (exhales) 1456 00:58:33,246 --> 00:58:34,647 She started it. 1457 00:58:34,681 --> 00:58:36,649 GAIL: Hi. 1458 00:58:36,683 --> 00:58:38,451 COLT: I didn't ha-- I didn't have breakfast. 1459 00:58:38,485 --> 00:58:40,860 MADDY: Yeah, you did. 1460 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,788 -I disagree. -I gave you a brekky wrap this morning. 1461 00:58:41,821 --> 00:58:43,623 Technically, this is all meal penalty, 1462 00:58:43,656 --> 00:58:45,558 -if you want the... -GAIL: Oh. -It's fine. Just-just sign. 1463 00:58:45,592 --> 00:58:47,227 -Thanks. -I'm just saying, not everyone's gonna be as cool 1464 00:58:47,260 --> 00:58:48,828 -about it as I am. You know? -No, I get it. 1465 00:58:48,862 --> 00:58:50,597 What is this? 1466 00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:54,834 I've got you on a 5:55 flight out of here. Okay? 1467 00:58:54,868 --> 00:58:56,336 -I have a car waiting for you. -Now? 1468 00:58:56,369 --> 00:58:59,139 Engine's on. Yeah. Colt... 1469 00:58:59,172 --> 00:59:01,908 there is some serious shit going down, okay? 1470 00:59:01,941 --> 00:59:04,678 I just told Jody I was gonna meet her for karaoke. 1471 00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:06,446 And I'm actually embarrassed that I got you here 1472 00:59:06,479 --> 00:59:08,448 -and got you all tangled up. -(sighs) 1473 00:59:08,481 --> 00:59:10,483 I just want to get you out of here before it escalates. 1474 00:59:10,517 --> 00:59:11,985 Get your stuff together. We're going. 1475 00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,920 You're gonna miss the flight. Thank you. 1476 00:59:13,953 --> 00:59:15,422 -Sorry. -ALMA: Okay, but I'm late, 1477 00:59:15,455 --> 00:59:17,230 and I got to get Ryder's dogs to daycare. 1478 00:59:17,570 --> 00:59:18,958 Fluffy needs her oatmeal bath. She gets hives. 1479 00:59:18,992 --> 00:59:21,261 BIRDIE: Hey, should I be looking for another job, Alma? 1480 00:59:21,294 --> 00:59:23,263 You're Ryder's assistant. You must know. 1481 00:59:23,296 --> 00:59:26,366 All I can tell you is that if Ryder is a no-show tomorrow, 1482 00:59:26,399 --> 00:59:28,201 the studio will shut us down. 1483 00:59:28,234 --> 00:59:30,203 Ugh. Poor Jody. 1484 00:59:30,236 --> 00:59:32,172 Say hello to directors' jail. 1485 00:59:32,205 --> 00:59:34,207 ♪ If you want to be with me... ♪ 1486 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:38,378 -Am I crazy or is Nigel hot? -Whoo! Hmm? 1487 00:59:38,411 --> 00:59:40,180 -♪ I'm a genie in a bottle ♪ -JODY: He's-he's... 1488 00:59:40,213 --> 00:59:41,981 He-- Wow, he's got some great qualities. 1489 00:59:42,150 --> 00:59:44,551 -He really does. Yeah, you should go for it, Venti. -Yeah? 1490 00:59:44,584 --> 00:59:45,852 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1491 00:59:45,885 --> 00:59:47,987 ♪ ♪ 1492 01:00:03,737 --> 01:00:05,505 -(barking, growling) -COLT: Jean-Claude. 1493 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:15,415 Sorry, his commands are in French... 1494 01:00:15,448 --> 01:00:16,816 French. I know. 1495 01:00:16,850 --> 01:00:18,251 I worked with him on a movie, you know. 1496 01:00:18,284 --> 01:00:19,719 Can't believe he kept him. 1497 01:00:19,753 --> 01:00:21,254 Well, it's more for a party trick, really. 1498 01:00:21,287 --> 01:00:22,822 This one's got a command where he'll bite people 1499 01:00:22,856 --> 01:00:24,324 -in the balls. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. We-we know. 1500 01:00:24,357 --> 01:00:25,725 -(stammers) No, no, don't. -Attaque... 1501 01:00:25,759 --> 01:00:27,861 -Alma, right? I'm Colt... -Colt Seavers. 1502 01:00:27,894 --> 01:00:29,396 I know who you are. 1503 01:00:29,429 --> 01:00:31,564 NIGEL: ♪ If you want to be with me ♪ 1504 01:00:31,598 --> 01:00:34,234 ♪ I can make your wish come true ♪ 1505 01:00:34,267 --> 01:00:37,704 ♪ You got to make a big impression ♪ 1506 01:00:37,737 --> 01:00:39,372 ♪ You got to like what you do ♪ 1507 01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:41,174 ♪ I'm a genie in a bottle... ♪ 1508 01:00:41,207 --> 01:00:43,943 So, the last time I saw Tom, everything was pretty normal. 1509 01:00:43,977 --> 01:00:46,613 He and Henry were in some kind of drug-induced, 1510 01:00:46,646 --> 01:00:48,682 shirtless shit-show grappling match. 1511 01:00:48,715 --> 01:00:51,384 But then Gail called me early the next morning in a panic. 1512 01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:52,786 Drop whatever you're doing. 1513 01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:54,354 Tom has lost his phone again. 1514 01:00:54,387 --> 01:00:56,623 So I found the phone, the one that Dressler, 1515 01:00:56,656 --> 01:00:59,426 Ryder's creepy security goon, just called me about. 1516 01:00:59,459 --> 01:01:01,227 Metalstorm crew, we have a call time 1517 01:01:01,261 --> 01:01:02,562 -of 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. Don't be late. -All right, mate. 1518 01:01:02,595 --> 01:01:04,864 -All right, thanks, mate! -(booing) 1519 01:01:04,898 --> 01:01:07,200 -Hey. Two shots of tequila, please. -Ooh, Gail. 1520 01:01:07,233 --> 01:01:09,135 -Hey. -Wow. 1521 01:01:09,169 --> 01:01:10,970 I didn't think you liked coming to these things. 1522 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,306 What are you talking about? I love listening to people 1523 01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:15,709 -murder my favorite songs. Thank you. -(chuckles) 1524 01:01:15,742 --> 01:01:17,110 -(slurps) Mmm. -MC: "Gin and Juice." 1525 01:01:17,143 --> 01:01:18,645 COLT: I got to get to karaoke. 1526 01:01:18,678 --> 01:01:20,714 -Hey! -(dogs barking) 1527 01:01:20,747 --> 01:01:21,781 ALMA: Thanks, Amy. 1528 01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:23,830 Au revoir, Jean-Claude. 1529 01:01:23,116 --> 01:01:24,317 You got to get rid of that thing. 1530 01:01:24,351 --> 01:01:25,785 Why don't you just give it to Gail? 1531 01:01:25,819 --> 01:01:27,787 Whatever's on this phone is a goddamn bazooka 1532 01:01:27,821 --> 01:01:29,556 that'll blow a movie star-sized hole 1533 01:01:29,589 --> 01:01:31,257 through somebody's career. 1534 01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:33,760 I'm happy to get this into the hands of a good guy. 1535 01:01:33,793 --> 01:01:35,929 -Okay... -For the right price. 1536 01:01:35,962 --> 01:01:37,664 What do you want for it? 1537 01:01:37,697 --> 01:01:39,165 A producer credit. 1538 01:01:39,199 --> 01:01:40,600 On Metalstorm? 1539 01:01:40,633 --> 01:01:41,668 Look, I need career protection, okay? 1540 01:01:41,701 --> 01:01:42,769 I'm burning myself with this. 1541 01:01:42,802 --> 01:01:44,170 I'm a stunt guy. 1542 01:01:44,204 --> 01:01:46,172 What am I supposed to do about it? 1543 01:01:46,206 --> 01:01:47,807 You're a stunt guy who used to date the director 1544 01:01:47,841 --> 01:01:49,809 and seems to be getting close to rekindling 1545 01:01:49,843 --> 01:01:52,746 some sort of short but legendary torrid love affair. 1546 01:01:52,779 --> 01:01:54,180 Do you think we're close to rekindling? 1547 01:01:54,214 --> 01:01:55,315 I mean, it feels like it to me... 1548 01:01:55,348 --> 01:01:57,650 (scoffs) Is it a deal or not? 1549 01:01:57,684 --> 01:02:00,286 It can help you find Ryder. 1550 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,588 -I'll do what I can. -(scoffs) 1551 01:02:01,621 --> 01:02:03,230 I don't have the passcode. 1552 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,758 Just figure it out, okay, stuntman? 1553 01:02:04,791 --> 01:02:06,260 Just find Ryder. 1554 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:07,494 I'm gonna need you to sign an NDA. 1555 01:02:07,527 --> 01:02:08,995 As you know, nothing in this industry... 1556 01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:10,663 I don't have time for an NDA. I got to-- 1557 01:02:10,697 --> 01:02:11,765 -I'm late for karaoke. -(groans) -(stun guns crackle) 1558 01:02:11,798 --> 01:02:13,299 -(groans) -(dogs barking) 1559 01:02:14,968 --> 01:02:16,803 -(truck doors closing) -(tires squealing) 1560 01:02:16,836 --> 01:02:18,672 (horn blares) 1561 01:02:18,705 --> 01:02:21,274 ♪ ♪ 1562 01:02:21,307 --> 01:02:22,976 Jean-Claude! 1563 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:24,644 (barking) 1564 01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:27,914 Ryder's phone. Where is it? 1565 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,550 (engine starts) 1566 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,223 What am I doing? What am I doing? 1567 01:02:37,257 --> 01:02:38,725 (tires squealing) 1568 01:02:38,758 --> 01:02:41,561 -You sad that he left town? -Who? 1569 01:02:41,594 --> 01:02:43,296 -Colt. -No, he didn't. 1570 01:02:43,329 --> 01:02:45,398 He's coming here. He's swinging by to sing some karaoke. 1571 01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:46,966 Jody. No. 1572 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,202 I... I gave him the tickets. 1573 01:02:51,705 --> 01:02:54,400 -(barking) -I see it! I see it! 1574 01:02:56,443 --> 01:02:58,545 -(whimpering) -Engage your core. 1575 01:03:03,116 --> 01:03:04,284 (tires squealing) 1576 01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:10,190 (barks) 1577 01:03:11,758 --> 01:03:13,927 (tires squealing) 1578 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,162 I need him to finish the movie. 1579 01:03:16,196 --> 01:03:18,932 Why would-- why wouldn't you talk to me about it? 1580 01:03:18,965 --> 01:03:21,340 (tires squealing) 1581 01:03:25,238 --> 01:03:26,639 Give me that. 1582 01:03:28,308 --> 01:03:29,676 -(barks) -Fine. 1583 01:03:29,709 --> 01:03:30,744 Call me chicken. 1584 01:03:30,777 --> 01:03:32,178 -(barking) -Huh? 1585 01:03:32,212 --> 01:03:33,913 All right. Okay, tough guy. 1586 01:03:36,316 --> 01:03:38,818 (horn blaring) 1587 01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:44,791 -(grunts) -(barks) 1588 01:03:44,824 --> 01:03:46,760 Okay, Jean-Claude. 1589 01:03:46,793 --> 01:03:48,762 I'll buy you a drink when this is over. 1590 01:03:48,795 --> 01:03:51,640 -Attaque! -(barking) 1591 01:03:52,232 --> 01:03:54,100 Get away! Help! Help! 1592 01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:56,603 You've been so distracted. You should have spoken to me. 1593 01:03:56,636 --> 01:03:58,380 This crossed wires-- Excuse me. 1594 01:03:58,710 --> 01:03:59,572 Can I get another, please? Thank you. 1595 01:03:59,606 --> 01:04:01,608 (Rondell shouting frantically) 1596 01:04:02,742 --> 01:04:04,244 God! 1597 01:04:04,277 --> 01:04:06,579 -(screams) Get me out! -(passing horn honks) 1598 01:04:07,847 --> 01:04:09,149 (button beeps) 1599 01:04:13,753 --> 01:04:17,257 RONDELL: Stay back! Stay back! Stay back! Stay back! 1600 01:04:17,290 --> 01:04:19,359 (grunting) 1601 01:04:24,330 --> 01:04:27,100 I thought you wanted me to get rid of him. 1602 01:04:28,368 --> 01:04:29,703 And he just left? 1603 01:04:31,971 --> 01:04:33,840 Gonna need a hand out here. 1604 01:04:33,873 --> 01:04:35,308 (grunting) 1605 01:04:35,342 --> 01:04:36,943 Who are you working for?! Where's Ryder?! 1606 01:04:36,976 --> 01:04:38,244 -I don't know! I don't know! -Tell me where he is! 1607 01:04:38,278 --> 01:04:39,946 -(sharp thud) -Oh. 1608 01:04:39,979 --> 01:04:41,214 -(tires squealing) -(horns blaring) 1609 01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:45,151 (grunting) 1610 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,521 -(groans) -Where's the phone, stuntman? 1611 01:04:48,555 --> 01:04:50,657 I need that video! 1612 01:04:50,690 --> 01:04:52,425 Wow, he didn't tell you. 1613 01:04:52,459 --> 01:04:53,827 Jean-Claude! 1614 01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:55,195 -(growling) -(pained screaming) 1615 01:04:58,331 --> 01:05:00,367 Can I get another one, please? 1616 01:05:03,503 --> 01:05:04,771 -GAIL: I... -Thank you. 1617 01:05:04,804 --> 01:05:05,972 I really thought I was doing my job. 1618 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:07,874 It's fine. It's fine. 1619 01:05:07,907 --> 01:05:10,276 -But you know what? -He can do whatever he wants. 1620 01:05:10,310 --> 01:05:12,846 He's an adult human male, and he should do as he pleases. 1621 01:05:12,879 --> 01:05:14,447 -He should just... -Right. Yeah, he is. 1622 01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:15,849 (mouth full): ...you know, go his own way, you know? 1623 01:05:15,882 --> 01:05:17,617 But that means y-you can focus up now. 1624 01:05:17,650 --> 01:05:19,285 -Yeah. -You know, you have a massive-- 1625 01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:21,540 Do you know you have a big, fat hit on your hands? 1626 01:05:21,870 --> 01:05:22,856 I know. Yeah. 1627 01:05:22,889 --> 01:05:24,657 -It's High Noon at... -High Noon. 1628 01:05:24,691 --> 01:05:26,326 -...the edge of the universe. -Edge of the universe. 1629 01:05:26,359 --> 01:05:28,628 Yes. Hear it yourself. 1630 01:05:28,661 --> 01:05:30,163 Forget about him. Just... 1631 01:05:30,196 --> 01:05:31,898 MC: All right, uh, next up, uh, we got a Jody. 1632 01:05:31,931 --> 01:05:34,367 -Is there a Jody in the house? -Wow. God. -GAIL: Yes! 1633 01:05:34,401 --> 01:05:35,835 -Right here, right here! -Ah. There she is. 1634 01:05:35,869 --> 01:05:37,504 Big round of applause for Jody! 1635 01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:39,139 (crowd cheering) 1636 01:05:39,172 --> 01:05:41,341 I actually want to change my song. 1637 01:05:41,374 --> 01:05:43,476 -Oh, uh, okay. -Yeah. Yeah. 1638 01:05:43,510 --> 01:05:45,450 -That one. -Oh. 1639 01:05:45,780 --> 01:05:47,180 ♪ ♪ 1640 01:05:53,219 --> 01:05:54,521 (passing horn blares) 1641 01:05:55,588 --> 01:05:58,224 ("Against All Odds" by Phil Collins playing) 1642 01:06:02,729 --> 01:06:05,932 (singing along): ♪ How can I just let you walk away ♪ 1643 01:06:05,965 --> 01:06:09,235 ♪ Just let you leave without a trace ♪ 1644 01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:13,773 ♪ When I stand here taking every breath with you? ♪ 1645 01:06:13,807 --> 01:06:15,241 -(passing horn honks) -(grunts) 1646 01:06:16,409 --> 01:06:18,378 -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ -(grunting) 1647 01:06:18,411 --> 01:06:20,513 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 1648 01:06:20,547 --> 01:06:24,170 -♪ Who really knew me at all ♪ -(groaning) 1649 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,518 (passing horn honks) 1650 01:06:25,552 --> 01:06:28,788 ♪ How can you just walk away from me ♪ 1651 01:06:28,822 --> 01:06:32,250 ♪ When all I can do is watch you leave? ♪ 1652 01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:33,293 -(barking) -Jean-Claude. 1653 01:06:34,728 --> 01:06:37,230 ♪ 'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain ♪ 1654 01:06:37,263 --> 01:06:38,732 -(tires squealing) -(grunting) 1655 01:06:38,765 --> 01:06:41,234 ♪ And even shared the tears ♪ 1656 01:06:41,267 --> 01:06:43,770 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 1657 01:06:43,803 --> 01:06:46,406 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪ 1658 01:06:48,441 --> 01:06:52,946 ♪ So take a look at me now ♪ 1659 01:06:52,979 --> 01:06:55,815 ♪ Well, there's just an empty space ♪ 1660 01:06:55,849 --> 01:06:57,550 I love this song. 1661 01:06:57,584 --> 01:07:01,254 ♪ And there's nothing left here to remind me ♪ 1662 01:07:01,287 --> 01:07:04,657 ♪ Just the memory of your face ♪ 1663 01:07:04,691 --> 01:07:08,194 -(horn blares) -♪ Ooh, take a look at me now ♪ 1664 01:07:09,662 --> 01:07:12,499 ♪ Well, there's just an empty space ♪ 1665 01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,835 ♪ And you coming back to me ♪ 1666 01:07:15,869 --> 01:07:18,304 ♪ Is against the odds ♪ 1667 01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:22,420 ♪ And that's what I've got to face ♪ 1668 01:07:30,717 --> 01:07:35,455 ♪ I wish I could just make you turn around ♪ 1669 01:07:35,488 --> 01:07:37,791 ♪ Turn around and see me cry ♪ 1670 01:07:39,125 --> 01:07:43,463 ♪ There's so much I need to say to you ♪ 1671 01:07:43,496 --> 01:07:46,633 ♪ So many reasons why ♪ 1672 01:07:46,666 --> 01:07:47,767 (both yelling) 1673 01:07:47,801 --> 01:07:49,803 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 1674 01:07:49,836 --> 01:07:52,706 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪ 1675 01:07:52,739 --> 01:07:54,374 Come on, everyone. Everybody. 1676 01:07:54,407 --> 01:07:57,544 ♪ So take a look at me now ♪ 1677 01:07:59,713 --> 01:08:02,949 ♪ Well, there's just an empty space ♪ 1678 01:08:02,982 --> 01:08:07,721 ♪ And there's nothing left here to remind me... ♪ 1679 01:08:07,754 --> 01:08:10,457 -(horn honking) -Get off, *****! 1680 01:08:10,490 --> 01:08:14,194 ♪ Now, take a look at me now... ♪ 1681 01:08:16,290 --> 01:08:18,398 (horn blares) 1682 01:08:18,431 --> 01:08:19,966 (whimpers) 1683 01:08:19,999 --> 01:08:21,801 ♪ But to wait for you... ♪ 1684 01:08:21,835 --> 01:08:23,169 -Brake! -I can't! 1685 01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:24,738 There's something stuck! (grunts) 1686 01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:26,720 Jean-Claude, what are you doing?! 1687 01:08:26,106 --> 01:08:27,730 What are you just sitting there for?! 1688 01:08:28,174 --> 01:08:29,909 ♪ Take a good look at me now... ♪ 1689 01:08:29,943 --> 01:08:31,411 -(tires squealing) -(song stops) 1690 01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:36,516 (groans) 1691 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,188 -(barks) -COLT: Oh. 1692 01:08:42,222 --> 01:08:44,290 -ALMA: You okay? -(song resumes) 1693 01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:47,527 You? 1694 01:08:50,964 --> 01:08:55,168 ♪ But to wait for you is all I can do ♪ 1695 01:08:55,201 --> 01:08:58,104 ♪ And that's what I've got to face ♪ 1696 01:08:58,138 --> 01:09:01,408 (crowd singing along): ♪ Take a good look at me now ♪ 1697 01:09:02,776 --> 01:09:05,879 ♪ 'Cause I'll still be standing here ♪ 1698 01:09:07,470 --> 01:09:10,383 ♪ And you coming back to me is against all odds ♪ 1699 01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:11,918 (Jean-Claude barking) 1700 01:09:11,951 --> 01:09:15,555 ♪ It's the chance I've got to take. ♪ 1701 01:09:20,627 --> 01:09:22,295 ("I Hate Myself for Loving You" playing) 1702 01:09:22,328 --> 01:09:23,697 -♪ Midnight, getting uptight ♪ -Colt? 1703 01:09:23,730 --> 01:09:25,465 ♪ And where are you? ♪ 1704 01:09:26,499 --> 01:09:27,767 Where's Jody? 1705 01:09:27,801 --> 01:09:30,270 She left. Where were you? 1706 01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:32,305 At a rave? In a sewer? 1707 01:09:32,339 --> 01:09:35,442 -What's with the dog? -It's a long story. 1708 01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:37,430 (clicks tongue, sighs) 1709 01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:39,212 Give me a sunset on ice and a water back. 1710 01:09:39,245 --> 01:09:40,480 BARTENDER: Coming right up. 1711 01:09:40,513 --> 01:09:42,816 VENTI: ♪ Things that you do ♪ 1712 01:09:42,849 --> 01:09:44,884 ♪ I want to walk, but I run back to you... ♪ 1713 01:09:44,918 --> 01:09:45,985 DAN: What's this? 1714 01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,655 It's Ryder's phone. 1715 01:09:48,688 --> 01:09:50,490 -Why do you have Ryder's phone? -All I know is 1716 01:09:50,523 --> 01:09:52,258 some really bad guys are trying to get it. 1717 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,893 Are you serious? What? 1718 01:09:53,927 --> 01:09:55,929 I just got to figure out what's on there. 1719 01:09:57,130 --> 01:09:59,299 Then find Ryder and get him to finish Jody's movie. 1720 01:09:59,332 --> 01:10:01,434 Okay. Well, shit, yeah. 1721 01:10:01,468 --> 01:10:03,169 Venti, she's like a tech genius at this stuff. 1722 01:10:03,203 --> 01:10:04,904 -(crowd cheering) -Thank you! 1723 01:10:04,938 --> 01:10:06,106 DAN: Hey, Venti! 1724 01:10:06,139 --> 01:10:07,907 -Ventilicious. -Hey. 1725 01:10:07,941 --> 01:10:09,809 What's poppin' on, boys? 1726 01:10:09,843 --> 01:10:13,113 -Yeah, Ventinator. -(grunting playfully) 1727 01:10:13,146 --> 01:10:15,215 COLT: You know how to get into this thing? 1728 01:10:16,516 --> 01:10:18,985 Oh, I've seen some of these guys. 1729 01:10:19,190 --> 01:10:21,870 This thing is a vault. 1730 01:10:21,121 --> 01:10:22,989 It'll take me like two or three days to crack this thing. 1731 01:10:23,230 --> 01:10:24,791 Yeah, but you're like a tech genius, you know? 1732 01:10:24,824 --> 01:10:26,493 What if you don't have three days? 1733 01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:27,861 VENTI: You need the password. I'm telling you that. 1734 01:10:27,894 --> 01:10:30,300 -You're next. -(gasps, squeals) 1735 01:10:30,630 --> 01:10:31,731 Nigel. Nigel! 1736 01:10:33,466 --> 01:10:35,869 Knowing Ryder, it's... 1737 01:10:35,902 --> 01:10:38,371 written on a Post-it note in his apartment somewhere. 1738 01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:40,206 Okay. 1739 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,475 MC: Okay, next up, we've got Dan. 1740 01:10:42,509 --> 01:10:44,444 Come on, buddy. Come on, Dan. 1741 01:10:44,477 --> 01:10:46,120 Don't be shy, mate. 1742 01:10:46,460 --> 01:10:48,114 Come on, buddy. Let's go. 1743 01:10:48,148 --> 01:10:49,416 You owe me! 1744 01:10:54,487 --> 01:10:56,489 (exhales sharply) It's got to be around here somewhere. 1745 01:10:56,523 --> 01:10:58,258 -Mm-hmm. -Let's just split up. Jean-Claude... 1746 01:11:01,728 --> 01:11:02,829 (squawks) 1747 01:11:02,862 --> 01:11:04,931 ♪ ♪ 1748 01:11:16,509 --> 01:11:18,111 ****ATOO: Hello. 1749 01:11:28,855 --> 01:11:30,290 Oh. 1750 01:11:31,424 --> 01:11:34,594 You know what? I deserve this. 1751 01:11:36,963 --> 01:11:38,231 Idiot. 1752 01:11:40,734 --> 01:11:42,235 Colt? 1753 01:11:42,268 --> 01:11:44,871 Colt! I got it! Colt! 1754 01:11:44,904 --> 01:11:46,206 COLT: To finishing the movie. 1755 01:11:46,239 --> 01:11:47,907 I think I got it. 1756 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:50,510 (sucks teeth) All right. 1757 01:11:50,543 --> 01:11:52,345 That guy mentioned a video. 1758 01:11:52,379 --> 01:11:55,181 Oh, baby, I'm here at work, 1759 01:11:55,215 --> 01:11:57,617 but I got a little something for you, a little surprise. 1760 01:11:57,650 --> 01:11:59,452 (whispers): It's just above my ***. Eh? 1761 01:11:59,486 --> 01:12:01,354 COLT: Oh, my God. Cover your eyes. 1762 01:12:01,388 --> 01:12:03,623 -I think I've seen Tom's *** more than my own. -(whimpers) 1763 01:12:03,656 --> 01:12:04,891 Okay. 1764 01:12:04,924 --> 01:12:07,527 Now is the winter of our discontent 1765 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:10,300 Made glorious summer by this sun of York... 1766 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:11,364 DAN: He's such a ****. 1767 01:12:11,398 --> 01:12:13,266 But, God, he's good. 1768 01:12:13,299 --> 01:12:14,801 Yeah. 1769 01:12:15,769 --> 01:12:17,103 COLT: What about this? 1770 01:12:17,137 --> 01:12:19,572 -(crowd cheering) -(rap music playing) 1771 01:12:19,606 --> 01:12:22,108 Oh, here's that party his assistant was talking about. 1772 01:12:23,176 --> 01:12:24,911 DAN: Iggy. 1773 01:12:24,944 --> 01:12:26,980 That's Henry. That's Ryder's stunt double. 1774 01:12:29,282 --> 01:12:31,351 He looks a lot like the guy I saw at the hotel. 1775 01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:36,623 DAN: When you were high? And you were seeing unicorns? 1776 01:12:36,656 --> 01:12:38,992 And a dead guy on ice. 1777 01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:41,610 (shouts) 1778 01:12:41,940 --> 01:12:44,970 -(crowd cheering) -(yells excitedly) 1779 01:12:44,130 --> 01:12:46,433 RYDER: Hell yeah! Come on! 1780 01:12:46,466 --> 01:12:48,401 What?! What?! 1781 01:12:48,435 --> 01:12:50,437 Do I do my own stunts? 1782 01:12:50,470 --> 01:12:51,771 I think I do. 1783 01:12:51,805 --> 01:12:53,907 I think I freakin' do. 1784 01:12:53,940 --> 01:12:55,342 Yeah, baby. 1785 01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:57,444 (cheering quiets) 1786 01:13:01,181 --> 01:13:03,316 (scattered whooping, murmuring) 1787 01:13:04,484 --> 01:13:05,819 RYDER: Uh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme... 1788 01:13:05,852 --> 01:13:06,886 Gimme the phone. Gimme the phone. 1789 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,325 -Oh, shit. -Did they just kill Henry? 1790 01:13:12,359 --> 01:13:14,461 ♪ ♪ 1791 01:13:22,350 --> 01:13:24,304 They just killed Henry. 1792 01:13:24,337 --> 01:13:26,306 -(phone vibrating) -Oh, it's Venti. 1793 01:13:27,340 --> 01:13:28,775 -Hey, uh... Hello? -VENTI: Dan. 1794 01:13:28,808 --> 01:13:30,877 Turn on the news right now. 1795 01:13:31,978 --> 01:13:34,280 I can't believe this! 1796 01:13:34,314 --> 01:13:37,183 The dead body discovered this morning at the Pendleton Hotel 1797 01:13:37,217 --> 01:13:39,819 has been identified as Henry Herrera, 1798 01:13:39,853 --> 01:13:43,123 an American stuntman known for doubling superstar Tom Ryder. 1799 01:13:43,156 --> 01:13:46,260 Authorities are investigating his death as a murder. 1800 01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:48,128 Their prime suspect is another stuntman, 1801 01:13:48,161 --> 01:13:50,363 Colt Seavers, who was last seen in the hotel room 1802 01:13:50,397 --> 01:13:53,199 where Herrera's body was discovered. 1803 01:13:53,233 --> 01:13:55,902 Police have released this security footage 1804 01:13:55,935 --> 01:13:58,738 showing Seavers leaving the scene of the crime. 1805 01:13:58,772 --> 01:14:01,207 If you have any information, please do us a favor, 1806 01:14:01,241 --> 01:14:04,770 reach out to Crime Stoppers by the number on your screen. 1807 01:14:04,110 --> 01:14:06,846 And we'll have more on that later. In the meantime... 1808 01:14:10,684 --> 01:14:12,485 I got to call Jody. 1809 01:14:12,519 --> 01:14:14,688 RYDER (over speakers): It's high noon 1810 01:14:14,721 --> 01:14:17,190 at the edge of the universe, folks. 1811 01:14:17,223 --> 01:14:18,358 (sniffs) 1812 01:14:18,391 --> 01:14:19,526 JODY: Which one was that? 1813 01:14:19,559 --> 01:14:20,894 EDITOR: That was take four. 1814 01:14:20,927 --> 01:14:22,429 RYDER (over speakers): Goddamn it, Jody. 1815 01:14:22,462 --> 01:14:24,970 I mean, it looks like frickin' Burning Man. 1816 01:14:24,130 --> 01:14:26,900 My balls are drenched. I need a towel. 1817 01:14:26,933 --> 01:14:28,635 (laughs) 1818 01:14:29,736 --> 01:14:32,706 This dude always forgets that he's mic'd. 1819 01:14:32,739 --> 01:14:34,774 -I know. -He says the craziest shit. 1820 01:14:34,808 --> 01:14:37,770 JODY: Craziest shit. I know, I know. 1821 01:14:37,110 --> 01:14:39,112 What, is it on airplane mode? 1822 01:14:39,145 --> 01:14:41,214 DAN: If this was The Fugitive 1823 01:14:41,247 --> 01:14:44,718 and you were Harrison Ford... 1824 01:14:44,751 --> 01:14:47,287 the bad guys would be closing in. 1825 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,189 -(clanking) -(****atoo squawks) 1826 01:14:49,222 --> 01:14:50,523 BOTH: I call tomahawk. 1827 01:14:50,557 --> 01:14:52,580 -Damn it. -You stay alive. 1828 01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:53,560 Stay alive. 1829 01:14:53,593 --> 01:14:55,428 No matter how long it takes. 1830 01:14:55,462 --> 01:14:58,640 No matter how far, I will 1831 01:14:58,980 --> 01:15:00,400 find you! 1832 01:15:00,433 --> 01:15:02,535 -Last of the Mohicans. -Ah, 1833 01:15:02,569 --> 01:15:04,104 boy! Stunts! 1834 01:15:04,137 --> 01:15:06,806 (groans) Damn it. 1835 01:15:18,351 --> 01:15:20,854 Shit, is this rubber? Oh, God. 1836 01:15:22,756 --> 01:15:23,957 (exhales) 1837 01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:27,861 (grunts softly) 1838 01:15:34,167 --> 01:15:35,802 (gunfire) 1839 01:15:35,835 --> 01:15:38,400 -Daniel Day-Lewis! -(grunts) 1840 01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:39,539 (grunting) 1841 01:15:43,309 --> 01:15:44,711 (grunts) 1842 01:15:45,712 --> 01:15:47,614 (squawking) 1843 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,351 (grunts) 1844 01:15:51,384 --> 01:15:53,119 -(growls) -(yells) 1845 01:15:53,153 --> 01:15:55,880 Jason Bourne! 1846 01:15:55,121 --> 01:15:56,423 (both grunting) 1847 01:15:56,456 --> 01:15:58,958 (grunting) 1848 01:15:58,992 --> 01:16:00,627 (screams) 1849 01:16:00,660 --> 01:16:02,962 (grunts, groans) 1850 01:16:02,996 --> 01:16:04,230 (gun cocks) 1851 01:16:06,566 --> 01:16:08,702 (gun cocks, fires) 1852 01:16:08,735 --> 01:16:10,704 (both grunting) 1853 01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:12,372 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! 1854 01:16:13,707 --> 01:16:15,742 -(gunshot) -Give me the phone! 1855 01:16:20,980 --> 01:16:22,482 Where's the phone, stuntman? 1856 01:16:22,515 --> 01:16:24,351 We got to get this phone to the cops. 1857 01:16:24,384 --> 01:16:26,520 -DAN: Okay. -COLT: It's the only thing-- 1858 01:16:34,361 --> 01:16:36,363 (grunts) 1859 01:16:40,834 --> 01:16:42,502 (grunts) 1860 01:16:42,535 --> 01:16:44,371 (straining) 1861 01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:48,775 (both grunting) 1862 01:16:53,847 --> 01:16:55,215 COLT: Hey, man bun! 1863 01:16:55,248 --> 01:16:57,317 Where's the phone, stuntman? 1864 01:16:57,350 --> 01:17:00,687 Jean-Claude, attaque! 1865 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,880 (growling) 1866 01:17:02,122 --> 01:17:03,590 (screaming) 1867 01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:09,229 -(gun cocks) -(groaning) 1868 01:17:10,930 --> 01:17:12,198 I'm gonna take that. 1869 01:17:12,232 --> 01:17:13,733 Be careful of that, big fella. 1870 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:15,368 Shut up! 1871 01:17:16,603 --> 01:17:18,338 I'm gonna go out the front and make sure no one's there. 1872 01:17:18,371 --> 01:17:19,606 -Okay. -All right. 1873 01:17:19,639 --> 01:17:20,674 Hey, take Jean-Claude, would you? 1874 01:17:20,707 --> 01:17:22,909 -Okay. Allons-y! -(barks) 1875 01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:27,881 Just you and me, stuntman. 1876 01:17:27,914 --> 01:17:29,582 Shit. 1877 01:17:38,425 --> 01:17:39,492 (phone beeps) 1878 01:17:40,894 --> 01:17:42,529 Colt's down. 1879 01:17:42,562 --> 01:17:45,699 Big fella got away, though. 1880 01:17:45,732 --> 01:17:47,500 Uh-huh. 1881 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,642 You can make it. 1882 01:17:55,675 --> 01:17:57,344 You can make it. You can make it. You can make it! 1883 01:17:58,311 --> 01:18:00,413 No! It's too dangerous! 1884 01:18:00,447 --> 01:18:02,115 Got to be stairs. 1885 01:18:02,148 --> 01:18:04,317 Okay, okay, okay, okay! 1886 01:18:09,155 --> 01:18:11,191 (groans) 1887 01:18:15,462 --> 01:18:16,996 (guns cocking) 1888 01:18:19,866 --> 01:18:21,968 Colt. Hey, man. 1889 01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:23,269 (grunts) 1890 01:18:23,303 --> 01:18:25,805 (prolonged yelling over speakers) 1891 01:18:25,839 --> 01:18:29,809 Look at that. Yeah, makin' a movie here. 1892 01:18:30,810 --> 01:18:32,612 Could you leave us, please? 1893 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:35,215 Yeah. 1894 01:18:37,517 --> 01:18:40,120 JODY: Ooh, Gail. So tense. 1895 01:18:41,287 --> 01:18:43,323 RYDER: You remember old Dressy, right? 1896 01:18:43,356 --> 01:18:45,458 (groans, exhales) 1897 01:18:45,492 --> 01:18:46,826 Stuntman. 1898 01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:49,295 I never forget a fist. (sighs) 1899 01:18:50,530 --> 01:18:52,866 Listen, I'm gonna need the phone. Where is it? 1900 01:18:52,899 --> 01:18:55,135 It's a matter of urgency. I need to know. 1901 01:18:56,870 --> 01:19:00,273 Right. The one that proves that you killed Henry, not me. 1902 01:19:00,306 --> 01:19:01,541 -Eh... -That phone. 1903 01:19:01,574 --> 01:19:02,776 -Well... -Yeah. 1904 01:19:02,809 --> 01:19:04,611 I'm gonna hold on to that. 1905 01:19:04,644 --> 01:19:06,646 Seems like it's the only thing keeping me alive right now. 1906 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,682 What? 1907 01:19:08,715 --> 01:19:11,351 He's the prime suspect, Jody. 1908 01:19:11,384 --> 01:19:14,387 Gail, come on. Are you kidding me? 1909 01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:15,789 -I know. -Colt? 1910 01:19:15,822 --> 01:19:17,230 -Yeah. -There's no way. 1911 01:19:17,570 --> 01:19:18,580 -That's what I said. -There's no way! 1912 01:19:18,910 --> 01:19:19,459 What went wrong? 1913 01:19:19,492 --> 01:19:21,394 -What went wrong? -Mmm. 1914 01:19:21,428 --> 01:19:23,396 What went wrong? Well, as I look at it, 1915 01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:25,231 you know, you're-- you're torturing me 1916 01:19:25,265 --> 01:19:27,300 right outside your superyacht like a Bond villain. 1917 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:28,334 Dipshit! 1918 01:19:28,368 --> 01:19:30,103 What went wrong? 1919 01:19:31,710 --> 01:19:33,206 What went right?! 1920 01:19:34,374 --> 01:19:37,977 (exhales) You changed. 1921 01:19:38,110 --> 01:19:40,647 You changed. 1922 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:45,318 Yeah. We used to be like brothers, you and I. 1923 01:19:45,352 --> 01:19:48,488 Entered into the sacred bond of actor and stuntman, man. 1924 01:19:48,521 --> 01:19:50,256 -Oh, God. -Yeah. 1925 01:19:50,290 --> 01:19:51,991 You think Colt could murder a human being? 1926 01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:53,593 -GAIL: No, I don't. -Did you tell them that? 1927 01:19:53,626 --> 01:19:54,928 -I said that. -This is a man-- 1928 01:19:54,961 --> 01:19:56,396 This is a man who spent 23 minutes 1929 01:19:56,429 --> 01:19:58,310 ushering a cockroach out of my room once, 1930 01:19:58,640 --> 01:19:59,399 and I was like, "Just stomp on it," and he was like, 1931 01:19:59,432 --> 01:20:01,167 "No, let it live." I mean, it's Colt. 1932 01:20:01,234 --> 01:20:02,836 I told them all of that. 1933 01:20:02,869 --> 01:20:05,505 I told him who he is-- who I thought he was. 1934 01:20:05,538 --> 01:20:06,873 Did you, emphatically? 1935 01:20:06,906 --> 01:20:08,408 -Yes, I did. -Yeah, because he 1936 01:20:08,441 --> 01:20:10,377 was at the airport where you sent him. 1937 01:20:10,410 --> 01:20:12,178 He never got on the plane, Jody. 1938 01:20:12,245 --> 01:20:13,780 -How many movies have we done? -Oh, I don't know. 1939 01:20:13,813 --> 01:20:15,515 How many? Yeah, too many to count, that's right. 1940 01:20:15,548 --> 01:20:17,550 -Yeah. -'Cause I put you in the contract, didn't I? 1941 01:20:17,584 --> 01:20:19,520 I put you there, right there. 1942 01:20:19,850 --> 01:20:20,720 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah? That's right, 1943 01:20:20,754 --> 01:20:22,880 -I had the assistant, the makeup and hair... -Right. 1944 01:20:22,122 --> 01:20:23,690 ...uh, trainer, and then boom, 1945 01:20:23,723 --> 01:20:25,925 Ryder's number one stuntman, Colt Seavers. 1946 01:20:25,959 --> 01:20:28,194 That was me, I did that. I did that for you. 1947 01:20:28,228 --> 01:20:30,630 What are you gonna do for me? Huh? 1948 01:20:30,663 --> 01:20:32,966 Die, I guess? 1949 01:20:32,999 --> 01:20:34,567 Right? Die? 1950 01:20:34,601 --> 01:20:36,102 -Is that the plan? -RYDER: It's nothing personal. 1951 01:20:36,136 --> 01:20:37,604 Oh, my God. Well, I'm taking it personal. 1952 01:20:37,637 --> 01:20:38,972 -Yeah, I can see that. -The torture. 1953 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:40,707 You know what? It's just business. 1954 01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:42,108 -The drugging, the Taser. -You know, it's just business. 1955 01:20:42,142 --> 01:20:43,643 I mean, Tom Ryder's a global brand. 1956 01:20:43,677 --> 01:20:45,412 -I'm taking it personal. -I literally move markets. 1957 01:20:45,445 --> 01:20:48,548 If I go down... (whooshes) the freakin' Dow goes down. 1958 01:20:48,581 --> 01:20:52,652 If you break your back, I replace you like this. Boom. 1959 01:20:52,686 --> 01:20:54,621 You know, if you'd just stuck to your job 1960 01:20:54,654 --> 01:20:56,756 instead of trying to hog the spotlight, 1961 01:20:56,790 --> 01:20:58,591 this wouldn't have happened. I mean, Henry wouldn't be 1962 01:20:58,625 --> 01:21:00,727 on the scene, his accident wouldn't have happened, 1963 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,296 your accident... freaky little fall. 1964 01:21:03,329 --> 01:21:05,980 'Cause you just push my buttons, man. 1965 01:21:05,131 --> 01:21:06,232 Wait a second. What? 1966 01:21:06,299 --> 01:21:07,801 (Ryder sighs deeply) 1967 01:21:07,834 --> 01:21:10,236 RYDER: What? 1968 01:21:10,270 --> 01:21:12,572 What did you say about my accident? 1969 01:21:12,605 --> 01:21:14,441 Well, you know, you pushed me over the edge. 1970 01:21:14,474 --> 01:21:16,443 You literally pushed a button. I mean, you didn't-- 1971 01:21:16,476 --> 01:21:18,945 I mean, I pushed the button. 1972 01:21:22,349 --> 01:21:25,118 I had to crank it up a notch. 1973 01:21:31,891 --> 01:21:33,326 That was you? 1974 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:34,961 Yeah. 1975 01:21:38,365 --> 01:21:40,600 Had to teach you a little lesson, didn't I? 1976 01:21:40,633 --> 01:21:42,602 (Southern accent): Got a little too big for your boots, 1977 01:21:42,635 --> 01:21:44,104 didn't you? 1978 01:21:44,137 --> 01:21:45,538 (normal accent): Henry's no different, you know. 1979 01:21:45,572 --> 01:21:46,940 (laughing) 1980 01:21:46,973 --> 01:21:50,110 Hey. You do your own stunts? 1981 01:21:50,143 --> 01:21:51,711 Do I do my own stunts? 1982 01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:54,347 In front of all those people, that's humiliating. 1983 01:21:54,381 --> 01:21:56,416 And yeah, I'm gonna kick you into next week. 1984 01:21:58,685 --> 01:22:01,621 (scoffs) But then Gail, you know... 1985 01:22:01,654 --> 01:22:04,240 -Remember Gail, right? -I've known her for 15 years. 1986 01:22:04,570 --> 01:22:05,725 Oh, yeah. I forget, 'cause you've been out of the game 1987 01:22:05,759 --> 01:22:07,293 -so long, you know? -I introduced the two of you. 1988 01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:08,828 Calls me up and says, "It doesn't look good." 1989 01:22:08,862 --> 01:22:11,398 Bad for marketing and renting, 1990 01:22:11,431 --> 01:22:13,633 and blah, blah, blah, and murder and... 1991 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:15,802 I know, I-I-I d-- (sniffles) 1992 01:22:15,835 --> 01:22:19,572 (crying): I real-- I really don't need this right now. 1993 01:22:19,606 --> 01:22:21,541 ****ing Henry! 1994 01:22:21,574 --> 01:22:23,643 Don't worry about it. 1995 01:22:23,677 --> 01:22:25,879 You lay low... 1996 01:22:25,912 --> 01:22:27,514 and I will handle everything. 1997 01:22:28,882 --> 01:22:31,985 Maybe we don't know people as well as we think we do. 1998 01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:34,421 -Oh, my God. -You know? 1999 01:22:35,388 --> 01:22:36,489 Oh, my God, it's Colt. 2000 01:22:36,523 --> 01:22:37,924 -Give me the phone. -No. 2001 01:22:37,957 --> 01:22:39,592 -What are you doing? -Gail, get off the pho-- 2002 01:22:39,626 --> 01:22:41,610 -Oh! What are you doing? -Oh, my-- Jesus Christ, Gail! 2003 01:22:41,940 --> 01:22:43,530 -Oh, my-- Oh, I'm so sorry. -Oh, my God. 2004 01:22:43,563 --> 01:22:44,998 -Let me help you. -No, stop it. 2005 01:22:45,310 --> 01:22:46,232 -Let me take it up to-- -Do you know what? 2006 01:22:46,266 --> 01:22:47,333 -Just give me a minute. -Yep. 2007 01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:48,501 Just give me a minute. 2008 01:22:48,535 --> 01:22:50,737 -Yep. -Come on. 2009 01:22:51,705 --> 01:22:53,940 RYDER: This plan was so simple. 2010 01:22:53,973 --> 01:22:56,343 Yeah, we were gonna put Henry's body on ice 2011 01:22:56,409 --> 01:22:58,111 so it doesn't decompose. 2012 01:22:58,144 --> 01:23:00,780 We could pull you out from that rock you crawled under. 2013 01:23:00,814 --> 01:23:02,816 -My life, yep. -You know, scan your face. 2014 01:23:04,651 --> 01:23:06,753 Dressy here is gonna stick you on the murder video. 2015 01:23:06,786 --> 01:23:08,455 Drug you, drive you and Henry's body 2016 01:23:08,488 --> 01:23:11,358 off the Sydney Harbour Bridge, in your car-- boom. 2017 01:23:11,424 --> 01:23:13,727 You got murder, suicide. 2018 01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:15,195 Cut. Check the gate. 2019 01:23:15,228 --> 01:23:16,863 Move on. Beautiful. 2020 01:23:16,896 --> 01:23:18,798 I think we have different ideas of what simple is. 2021 01:23:18,832 --> 01:23:20,367 Y-You just didn't stay down, did you? 2022 01:23:20,433 --> 01:23:22,268 You had to, like, uh, create a big scene, 2023 01:23:22,302 --> 01:23:23,970 like Colt Seavers does. 2024 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:26,206 You could-- But you know what? This can still work 2025 01:23:26,239 --> 01:23:29,876 because we got the murder, now we just need the suicide. 2026 01:23:29,909 --> 01:23:32,879 (sighs heavily) 2027 01:23:32,912 --> 01:23:34,814 -Sad. -It's plot heavy. 2028 01:23:34,848 --> 01:23:36,816 We're getting tangled in exposition. 2029 01:23:36,850 --> 01:23:38,618 Lose the last part-- the suicide. 2030 01:23:38,651 --> 01:23:40,587 You lose the audience if there's too much. 2031 01:23:40,620 --> 01:23:41,988 Colt. 2032 01:23:42,220 --> 01:23:43,223 Where's the phone? 2033 01:23:43,256 --> 01:23:46,559 Tom, you need carbs! 2034 01:23:46,593 --> 01:23:49,796 Your brain runs on glucose! 2035 01:23:49,829 --> 01:23:52,565 (stammers) For simple cognitive functions. 2036 01:23:52,599 --> 01:23:55,100 -You need them. -Colt, you're the fall guy. 2037 01:23:55,350 --> 01:23:57,170 You're the fall guy, you know. 2038 01:23:57,203 --> 01:23:59,806 Where's the phone? 2039 01:23:59,839 --> 01:24:02,108 I mean, I-- You can keep taking hits all night, 2040 01:24:02,142 --> 01:24:03,643 but you know what? 2041 01:24:03,677 --> 01:24:05,679 I can think of a few other people who can't. 2042 01:24:05,712 --> 01:24:09,249 We could bring Dan up here, maybe Jody, perhaps. 2043 01:24:09,282 --> 01:24:11,284 I mean, I like Jody, but you know. 2044 01:24:11,317 --> 01:24:13,586 There's no phone. 2045 01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:15,155 Okay? That's the twist. 2046 01:24:15,188 --> 01:24:16,589 No phone. 2047 01:24:16,623 --> 01:24:19,392 He shot it out of my hand. 2048 01:24:19,459 --> 01:24:20,994 Up there, go check. 2049 01:24:21,270 --> 01:24:23,530 You, too, all of you. I'll wait. 2050 01:24:23,563 --> 01:24:26,166 -(laughs) He shot it. -You didn't know you did that? 2051 01:24:26,199 --> 01:24:28,802 It's crazy. I've been wanting to tell you this whole time. 2052 01:24:28,835 --> 01:24:30,136 No, he didn't. 2053 01:24:30,170 --> 01:24:32,172 -I was by the door frame. -No. 2054 01:24:32,205 --> 01:24:34,341 And he shoots it out of my hands! 2055 01:24:34,374 --> 01:24:35,875 -No. -Take the ties off. 2056 01:24:35,909 --> 01:24:37,777 -Oh, my God, what a relief. -That's crazy. 2057 01:24:37,811 --> 01:24:39,979 You were right about one thing, that was the only thing 2058 01:24:40,130 --> 01:24:43,283 keeping you alive. (sighs) 2059 01:24:43,316 --> 01:24:45,180 I really wish you could see 2060 01:24:45,510 --> 01:24:46,419 what Jody's gonna do with Metalstorm. 2061 01:24:46,486 --> 01:24:47,954 It's gonna be awesome. 2062 01:24:47,987 --> 01:24:51,658 And honestly... it's gonna be a banger. 2063 01:24:52,926 --> 01:24:54,894 DRESSLER: Not so ****y now, are you, mate? 2064 01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:57,330 Jesus, Mike Mike, put a lid on it. 2065 01:25:01,768 --> 01:25:03,837 RYDER: Wish you didn't break that bond, bro. 2066 01:25:03,870 --> 01:25:05,405 Wish you didn't break that bond. 2067 01:25:05,438 --> 01:25:07,807 All right, stuntman, time for a drink, mate. Eh? 2068 01:25:07,841 --> 01:25:10,844 -(groans) -There we go. Eh? 2069 01:25:10,877 --> 01:25:12,479 Help! 2070 01:25:12,545 --> 01:25:14,347 -(Dressler laughs) -Help! 2071 01:25:14,381 --> 01:25:16,820 -Shut up. Shut up. -Help! 2072 01:25:16,116 --> 01:25:18,840 Shut up, mate. 2073 01:25:23,423 --> 01:25:25,258 (Dressler laughs) 2074 01:25:26,593 --> 01:25:28,610 There. 2075 01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:29,596 This fire gag's real. 2076 01:25:31,598 --> 01:25:33,733 (screams) 2077 01:25:33,767 --> 01:25:35,869 ♪ ♪ 2078 01:25:40,907 --> 01:25:43,430 (motor revs) 2079 01:25:44,310 --> 01:25:45,845 Come on, guys, start the boat. 2080 01:25:45,879 --> 01:25:47,213 He's gone the wrong way. 2081 01:25:50,283 --> 01:25:52,252 ♪ ♪ 2082 01:25:59,659 --> 01:26:01,940 Shit! 2083 01:26:05,231 --> 01:26:06,633 (rapid gunfire) 2084 01:26:12,739 --> 01:26:14,674 (gunfire continues) 2085 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:29,356 (gunfire continues) 2086 01:26:50,430 --> 01:26:52,145 ♪ ♪ 2087 01:26:58,952 --> 01:27:00,153 (tie snaps) 2088 01:27:10,397 --> 01:27:12,499 (ringing) 2089 01:27:12,532 --> 01:27:14,334 Oh, Colt. 2090 01:27:14,367 --> 01:27:15,435 Colt? 2091 01:27:15,468 --> 01:27:16,803 -Hey. -What's going on? 2092 01:27:16,836 --> 01:27:17,837 What'd you sing? 2093 01:27:17,871 --> 01:27:19,706 -What? -At karaoke. 2094 01:27:19,739 --> 01:27:21,107 -I'm sorry I didn't make it. -It doesn't matter. 2095 01:27:21,141 --> 01:27:22,676 Listen. Everyone's saying you killed Henry. 2096 01:27:22,709 --> 01:27:24,344 -What's happening? -Oh, that's not true. 2097 01:27:24,377 --> 01:27:25,879 You're gonna hear a lot of things that aren't true. 2098 01:27:25,912 --> 01:27:28,682 I just wanted to say that when I first got here, 2099 01:27:28,715 --> 01:27:30,784 when you asked how I was doing and I gave you the thumbs-up, 2100 01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:32,352 when you were like, "That's stunt guy bullshit," 2101 01:27:32,385 --> 01:27:34,587 and you're right, it's total cliché, 2102 01:27:34,654 --> 01:27:36,389 but, you know, there's a reason you don't see 2103 01:27:36,423 --> 01:27:38,158 the thumbs-down stunt guy. 2104 01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,796 You know, it's kind of part of our training. 2105 01:27:42,829 --> 01:27:45,331 Right? You know, you get hit by a car, 2106 01:27:45,365 --> 01:27:46,833 you get thrown out of a window, 2107 01:27:46,866 --> 01:27:48,735 you get set on fire, you give the thumbs-up. 2108 01:27:48,768 --> 01:27:51,204 But, uh, after my accident-- 2109 01:27:51,237 --> 01:27:55,208 turns out was not an accident, by the way-- 2110 01:27:55,241 --> 01:27:58,780 I, uh... 2111 01:27:58,111 --> 01:27:59,879 I wasn't okay. 2112 01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:03,249 And not because I broke my back, 2113 01:28:03,283 --> 01:28:06,853 because I just felt like a huge... 2114 01:28:06,886 --> 01:28:08,621 failure. 2115 01:28:11,691 --> 01:28:13,660 And I realized that, uh... 2116 01:28:13,727 --> 01:28:16,196 you know, I'm not invincible. 2117 01:28:16,229 --> 01:28:17,897 Huge shocker. 2118 01:28:19,990 --> 01:28:21,901 And I thought maybe I wasn't so special 2119 01:28:21,935 --> 01:28:23,670 or something, so I, uh... 2120 01:28:23,737 --> 01:28:26,272 just figured that the thumbs-down version of me 2121 01:28:26,306 --> 01:28:29,109 wasn't what you got into it for, so I disappeared. 2122 01:28:29,142 --> 01:28:31,611 But, you know, I didn't just disappear on you. 2123 01:28:31,644 --> 01:28:34,914 Uh... just disappeared on, 2124 01:28:34,948 --> 01:28:39,419 (sniffles) on, uh, myself... too. 2125 01:28:41,154 --> 01:28:42,956 Anyway, I'm sorry. 2126 01:28:42,989 --> 01:28:44,958 You deserved more than that. I'm sorry. 2127 01:28:44,991 --> 01:28:47,227 I just wanted you to be honest. 2128 01:28:48,294 --> 01:28:51,664 You know, honestly, it, uh, all hurts. 2129 01:28:57,700 --> 01:28:59,439 Getting hit by a car hurts. 2130 01:28:59,472 --> 01:29:01,441 Getting thrown out of a window hurts. 2131 01:29:01,474 --> 01:29:05,578 (sniffles) Getting set on fire really hurts. 2132 01:29:05,612 --> 01:29:08,782 But, uh... 2133 01:29:08,815 --> 01:29:10,517 (exhales) 2134 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:14,354 ...none of it ever hurt as much as not being with you. 2135 01:29:16,923 --> 01:29:18,625 Where are you? 2136 01:29:20,930 --> 01:29:23,229 Is that from a movie or did I just make that up? 2137 01:29:23,263 --> 01:29:24,931 It's pretty good. (laughs) 2138 01:29:24,964 --> 01:29:26,433 -DRESSLER: There he is! -You can use it if you want. 2139 01:29:29,969 --> 01:29:31,504 No, please... 2140 01:29:31,538 --> 01:29:33,540 For what it's worth, I'm still in love with you. 2141 01:29:35,141 --> 01:29:37,344 And I don't think you should give up on that happy ending. 2142 01:29:37,377 --> 01:29:38,545 Colt. 2143 01:29:39,446 --> 01:29:41,147 COLT: I got to go. 2144 01:29:41,181 --> 01:29:42,182 Colt. 2145 01:29:42,215 --> 01:29:43,283 ♪ Tonight ♪ 2146 01:29:43,316 --> 01:29:44,718 Wait, Colt. 2147 01:29:44,784 --> 01:29:48,955 ♪ I want to see it in your eyes ♪ 2148 01:29:48,988 --> 01:29:52,625 ♪ Feel the tension ♪ 2149 01:29:52,659 --> 01:29:56,963 ♪ There's something that drives me wild ♪ 2150 01:29:56,996 --> 01:29:59,699 ♪ And tonight ♪ 2151 01:29:59,733 --> 01:30:03,937 ♪ I want to make it all come true ♪ 2152 01:30:03,970 --> 01:30:07,207 ♪ 'Cause, girl, you were made for me ♪ 2153 01:30:08,408 --> 01:30:12,879 ♪ Girl, I was made for you ♪ 2154 01:30:12,912 --> 01:30:17,170 ♪ I was made for loving you, baby ♪ 2155 01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:20,553 ♪ You were made for loving me ♪ 2156 01:30:20,587 --> 01:30:24,491 ♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 2157 01:30:24,524 --> 01:30:27,994 ♪ You can't get enough of me ♪ 2158 01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:31,731 ♪ I was made for loving you ♪ 2159 01:30:31,765 --> 01:30:35,869 ♪ And you were made for loving me ♪ 2160 01:30:35,902 --> 01:30:39,806 ♪ I can give it all to you, baby ♪ 2161 01:30:39,873 --> 01:30:43,376 ♪ Can you give it all to me? ♪ 2162 01:30:43,410 --> 01:30:45,450 ♪ ♪ 2163 01:30:45,780 --> 01:30:47,347 (phone vibrating) 2164 01:30:52,850 --> 01:30:54,888 That's a wrap on Colt Seavers. 2165 01:31:05,732 --> 01:31:07,670 (phone vibrates) 2166 01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:08,802 Gail? 2167 01:31:08,868 --> 01:31:10,103 GAIL: Jody. 2168 01:31:12,472 --> 01:31:14,474 Colt's... 2169 01:31:15,475 --> 01:31:17,770 Colt's dead. 2170 01:31:18,244 --> 01:31:19,813 ♪ ♪ 2171 01:31:19,879 --> 01:31:21,881 (singer vocalizing) 2172 01:31:29,155 --> 01:31:32,926 Police are investigating an explosion on Sydney Harbour 2173 01:31:32,959 --> 01:31:34,794 just outside the Opera House, 2174 01:31:34,828 --> 01:31:37,300 where it appears a boat has collided with... 2175 01:31:37,630 --> 01:31:39,132 ♪ ♪ 2176 01:31:50,810 --> 01:31:54,748 ♪ I was made for loving you, baby ♪ 2177 01:31:54,781 --> 01:31:58,418 ♪ You were made for loving me ♪ 2178 01:31:58,451 --> 01:32:00,220 ♪ I can't get enough... ♪ 2179 01:32:00,253 --> 01:32:02,889 ...an alleged suicide of Colt Seavers, 2180 01:32:02,956 --> 01:32:06,426 the man responsible for the recent murder of Henry Herrera. 2181 01:32:06,459 --> 01:32:08,795 ♪ I was made for loving you ♪ 2182 01:32:08,828 --> 01:32:13,666 ♪ And you were made for loving me ♪ 2183 01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:17,904 ♪ I can give it all to you, baby ♪ 2184 01:32:17,971 --> 01:32:21,641 ♪ Can you give it all to me? ♪ 2185 01:32:28,348 --> 01:32:30,216 Hey. Hey. 2186 01:32:31,384 --> 01:32:33,319 Whoa. Huh? 2187 01:32:33,353 --> 01:32:35,880 Looking for Stunt Coordinator Dan Tucker. 2188 01:32:35,121 --> 01:32:36,356 -You seen him? -No. 2189 01:32:38,124 --> 01:32:40,260 (clattering) 2190 01:32:44,164 --> 01:32:46,366 Hey! You two. 2191 01:32:46,399 --> 01:32:49,703 Helmets off. Looking for Stunt Coordinator Dan Tucker. 2192 01:33:00,647 --> 01:33:02,549 NEWSMAN (over TV): Following a dramatic boat explosion 2193 01:33:02,582 --> 01:33:04,617 on Sydney Harbour, police are currently investigating 2194 01:33:04,651 --> 01:33:07,921 the suicide of American stuntman Colt Seavers. 2195 01:33:07,987 --> 01:33:09,622 (button clicks) 2196 01:33:09,656 --> 01:33:12,525 Following a dramatic boat explosion on Sydney Harbour, 2197 01:33:12,559 --> 01:33:13,860 police are currently investigating 2198 01:33:13,893 --> 01:33:15,628 the suicide of American stunt-- 2199 01:33:15,662 --> 01:33:16,930 (button clicks) 2200 01:33:16,996 --> 01:33:19,320 Following a dramatic boat explosion 2201 01:33:19,650 --> 01:33:20,667 on Sydney Harbour, police are-- 2202 01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:24,237 Following a dramatic boat explosion on Sydney Harbour, 2203 01:33:24,270 --> 01:33:25,839 police are currently investigating 2204 01:33:25,872 --> 01:33:27,540 the suicide of American stuntman Colt Seavers. 2205 01:33:27,574 --> 01:33:29,409 (screams) 2206 01:33:29,442 --> 01:33:31,378 (robotic voice): Jody, you need to be quiet. Don't say a word. 2207 01:33:31,411 --> 01:33:33,847 -(grunting) -(robotic scream) 2208 01:33:40,860 --> 01:33:42,255 (robotic screaming) 2209 01:33:45,959 --> 01:33:47,560 Wait, wait. No. 2210 01:33:51,965 --> 01:33:53,633 (robotic groaning) 2211 01:33:56,736 --> 01:33:58,605 Jody... 2212 01:34:02,142 --> 01:34:03,610 (robotic groaning) 2213 01:34:09,215 --> 01:34:13,720 You think you can come to my set and sneak up on me? 2214 01:34:18,291 --> 01:34:19,559 (robotic groan) 2215 01:34:20,460 --> 01:34:21,828 Wait! 2216 01:34:24,164 --> 01:34:25,965 It's me. It's me. 2217 01:34:27,300 --> 01:34:28,968 Remember? 2218 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,371 Jesus Christ. 2219 01:34:31,404 --> 01:34:32,872 I knew it. 2220 01:34:32,906 --> 01:34:33,973 -I knew it. -(groans) 2221 01:34:34,700 --> 01:34:35,241 (Jody panting) 2222 01:34:35,275 --> 01:34:37,277 I knew you were alive. 2223 01:34:37,310 --> 01:34:38,411 (normal voice): Three shows a day, 2224 01:34:38,445 --> 01:34:39,479 six days a week for three years. 2225 01:34:39,512 --> 01:34:41,348 The Miami Vice stunt show. 2226 01:34:42,782 --> 01:34:44,150 You remembered. 2227 01:34:44,184 --> 01:34:46,953 Yes. I'm happy you're alive, Colt. 2228 01:34:46,986 --> 01:34:48,888 Colt, I'm so happy you're alive. 2229 01:34:48,922 --> 01:34:50,423 -I knew it. -Oh, my God. 2230 01:34:50,457 --> 01:34:52,258 -What were you doing... -Nice work with the pen. 2231 01:34:52,292 --> 01:34:53,626 -So sorry. -No, it was great. You got it out just in time. 2232 01:34:53,660 --> 01:34:55,295 I think the ink poisoning didn't set in. 2233 01:34:55,328 --> 01:34:57,764 -(kisses) Chef's kiss. -What's going on? 2234 01:34:57,797 --> 01:34:59,632 -Huh? -Everyone's saying that you killed Henry. 2235 01:34:59,666 --> 01:35:01,801 Ryder killed Henry. He framed me. 2236 01:35:01,835 --> 01:35:03,690 There's footage of you. 2237 01:35:03,136 --> 01:35:05,400 -Well, he deepfaked me. -What? 2238 01:35:05,380 --> 01:35:07,400 They do it all the time on the Internet. 2239 01:35:07,107 --> 01:35:09,676 They take Tom Cruise's face, and they put it on yours. 2240 01:35:09,709 --> 01:35:11,770 And you can't tell the difference. 2241 01:35:11,144 --> 01:35:12,512 No. Okay, so where's the real footage 2242 01:35:12,545 --> 01:35:14,481 of Ryder killing Henry? How do we get it? 2243 01:35:14,514 --> 01:35:16,416 It was on Ryder's phone, and then it got destroyed because 2244 01:35:16,449 --> 01:35:18,585 -Dan's Last of the Mohicans plan didn't work out. -What? 2245 01:35:18,618 --> 01:35:21,454 It's not his fault, you know? He called tomahawk first, okay. 2246 01:35:21,488 --> 01:35:22,822 I got "blanks only." 2247 01:35:22,856 --> 01:35:24,570 And it was going pretty well, actually, 2248 01:35:24,124 --> 01:35:25,925 and then Dressler showed up. 2249 01:35:25,959 --> 01:35:28,762 So he, you know, he does this, like, Jason Bourne shit. 2250 01:35:28,795 --> 01:35:31,331 Okay, I have so many questions. (pants) 2251 01:35:31,364 --> 01:35:32,832 Okay. 2252 01:35:32,866 --> 01:35:34,834 Who else knows you're alive? 2253 01:35:34,868 --> 01:35:36,603 -No one. -Great. 2254 01:35:36,636 --> 01:35:38,271 No, that's the point. I mean, I figure 2255 01:35:38,304 --> 01:35:39,472 we can't finish the movie unless they think I'm dead. 2256 01:35:39,506 --> 01:35:41,107 What movie? 2257 01:35:41,174 --> 01:35:42,175 Metalstorm. 2258 01:35:42,208 --> 01:35:43,943 What about Metalstorm? 2259 01:35:43,977 --> 01:35:45,345 If they think I'm dead, they'll come back and finish. 2260 01:35:45,378 --> 01:35:46,513 -Who? -Ryder. 2261 01:35:46,546 --> 01:35:48,214 -Finish what? -The movie. 2262 01:35:48,248 --> 01:35:49,549 -Metalstorm? -Exactly. 2263 01:35:49,582 --> 01:35:51,384 -Are you insane? You are insane. -What? 2264 01:35:51,418 --> 01:35:52,852 You need to be burning your fingerprints off, 2265 01:35:52,886 --> 01:35:54,200 and you need to be getting across the border 2266 01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:55,722 as fast as possible. 2267 01:35:55,755 --> 01:35:58,580 We're gonna hide you until we can clear your name. 2268 01:35:58,910 --> 01:35:59,993 None of it matters anymore. It's just a stupid movie. 2269 01:36:00,260 --> 01:36:01,610 -What? -It's a stupid movie. 2270 01:36:01,940 --> 01:36:02,529 Don't say that. 2271 01:36:02,562 --> 01:36:05,980 That's Metalstorm you're talking about. 2272 01:36:05,165 --> 01:36:07,400 That's the movie you spent your whole life trying to make. 2273 01:36:07,434 --> 01:36:09,350 Who knows? 2274 01:36:09,102 --> 01:36:11,370 You might inspire a whole generation of little Jodys 2275 01:36:11,104 --> 01:36:14,374 to pick up cameras and make their own movies. 2276 01:36:16,376 --> 01:36:18,378 You're just-- you're special. 2277 01:36:19,546 --> 01:36:21,748 And all of us get to be a part of something special 2278 01:36:21,781 --> 01:36:24,170 because it comes from you. 2279 01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:27,387 I obviously failed at getting us our happy ending, 2280 01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:29,122 but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let 2281 01:36:29,189 --> 01:36:31,224 Space Cowboy and Aliena not have theirs. 2282 01:36:33,930 --> 01:36:34,427 Jody, my love! 2283 01:36:34,461 --> 01:36:35,662 -One sec! -(high-pitched): I'm coming... 2284 01:36:35,729 --> 01:36:37,970 -(shushes) Stop it. -(muffled grunt) 2285 01:36:37,130 --> 01:36:38,598 (quietly): Gail. She's in on it. 2286 01:36:38,665 --> 01:36:40,300 -What? -Yes. 2287 01:36:40,333 --> 01:36:42,102 -Okay, come on. -Let's just kiss a little bit first. 2288 01:36:42,135 --> 01:36:43,903 No, come on, we g-- got to get you in the bathroom, please. 2289 01:36:45,438 --> 01:36:46,639 Come on. 2290 01:36:48,274 --> 01:36:50,430 Come on. 2291 01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:52,545 -Christ! -(knocking) 2292 01:36:52,579 --> 01:36:53,880 Got to work. 2293 01:36:53,913 --> 01:36:55,815 You all right in there, my darling? 2294 01:36:55,849 --> 01:36:58,284 Here, this-- Take this soap and rub it on my belly. 2295 01:37:00,153 --> 01:37:01,788 JODY: Get in the bedroom. 2296 01:37:01,821 --> 01:37:04,290 -Okay. Colt. Are you good? Okay. -Okay. Yeah. 2297 01:37:04,324 --> 01:37:06,626 -Be quiet. Don't make a sound. -GAIL: Jod? 2298 01:37:06,659 --> 01:37:07,927 -My head. The head. -What? 2299 01:37:07,961 --> 01:37:10,430 (knocking) 2300 01:37:10,463 --> 01:37:12,165 -Hi! -GAIL: Hey. Hello, you. 2301 01:37:12,198 --> 01:37:14,401 -Hey. Hey. -Aw, come here. 2302 01:37:14,434 --> 01:37:15,802 Thank you. 2303 01:37:15,835 --> 01:37:17,237 GAIL: Aw, how's my favorite director? 2304 01:37:17,270 --> 01:37:18,638 JODY: Uh, a bit emotional, you know. 2305 01:37:18,671 --> 01:37:20,140 Oh, no-- Jesus. 2306 01:37:20,173 --> 01:37:21,741 Like Johnny and Amber have just been here. 2307 01:37:21,808 --> 01:37:23,710 (laughs) I just need to vent, 'cause it's been... 2308 01:37:23,777 --> 01:37:26,413 -it's just been so much. -I know. I know. 2309 01:37:26,446 --> 01:37:28,140 -I'm so sorry about Colt. -Thank you. 2310 01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:30,483 You know, it's such a shame, but what a mess. 2311 01:37:30,517 --> 01:37:31,851 -Right. -Who knew? 2312 01:37:31,885 --> 01:37:33,720 -Yeah. -I mean, I tried to help him. 2313 01:37:33,787 --> 01:37:36,189 I hope you know that, but sometimes you can't help people 2314 01:37:36,222 --> 01:37:37,657 -who don't want to be saved. -Right. 2315 01:37:37,691 --> 01:37:40,930 But silver lining 2316 01:37:40,126 --> 01:37:43,129 to this very dark (kisses) cloud. 2317 01:37:43,163 --> 01:37:44,964 I've got Ryder to come back. 2318 01:37:44,998 --> 01:37:46,599 -And I have a plan. -Really? 2319 01:37:46,633 --> 01:37:48,601 But we're not gonna be able to do 2320 01:37:48,635 --> 01:37:51,471 your big third act set piece, the car jump. 2321 01:37:51,504 --> 01:37:54,607 It is an impossible jump, especially now with Colt gone. 2322 01:37:54,641 --> 01:37:56,676 -Dead. -He's gone. 2323 01:37:56,710 --> 01:37:58,878 -He's so dead. -Stay with me. 2324 01:37:58,912 --> 01:38:00,380 I spoke to Venti. 2325 01:38:00,413 --> 01:38:02,315 She says that she can do it in VFX. 2326 01:38:02,349 --> 01:38:03,683 The car jump. 2327 01:38:03,750 --> 01:38:05,985 All we need to focus on is Ryder's new, 2328 01:38:06,190 --> 01:38:09,489 final, bombastic monologue. 2329 01:38:09,522 --> 01:38:10,857 I've read the pages. 2330 01:38:10,890 --> 01:38:12,359 God, you smashed it. I knew you would. 2331 01:38:12,392 --> 01:38:13,893 -We're gonna get him covered. -Yeah. 2332 01:38:13,927 --> 01:38:16,563 You, meanwhile... 2333 01:38:16,596 --> 01:38:19,165 please go and rest up in Fiji, on me. 2334 01:38:19,199 --> 01:38:22,402 You know? Plop yourself on a beach. 2335 01:38:22,435 --> 01:38:24,804 And I'm gonna take care of all of it for you. 2336 01:38:24,871 --> 01:38:25,872 Gail. 2337 01:38:25,905 --> 01:38:27,407 You've got so much to process. 2338 01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:29,142 -No. -I can take care of all of it. 2339 01:38:29,175 --> 01:38:31,678 No. This is my movie. 2340 01:38:31,711 --> 01:38:33,346 -Now, listen to me. -(sighs) 2341 01:38:33,380 --> 01:38:34,814 I've learned so much from you. 2342 01:38:34,881 --> 01:38:37,517 -I know. Thank you. -And I'm very grateful. 2343 01:38:37,550 --> 01:38:39,652 But the lesson I stand by now, 2344 01:38:39,686 --> 01:38:41,221 -that you've taught me... -Yeah. Yeah. 2345 01:38:41,254 --> 01:38:44,824 You fall down, you get right back up. 2346 01:38:44,891 --> 01:38:46,559 (inhales deeply) 2347 01:38:46,593 --> 01:38:47,827 (sputtering chuckle) 2348 01:38:47,894 --> 01:38:49,829 I am directing this movie, yeah. 2349 01:38:49,896 --> 01:38:51,364 GAIL: Oh, my God, that's my girl. 2350 01:38:51,398 --> 01:38:53,266 -It went in. I'm so proud of you. -Good. Okay. 2351 01:38:53,299 --> 01:38:54,801 Thank you. All right, let's get you out of here. 2352 01:38:54,868 --> 01:38:56,669 -One last thing. -Yeah? 2353 01:38:56,703 --> 01:38:58,338 -Have you seen Dan? -Nope. I think he's by the taco truck. 2354 01:38:58,371 --> 01:38:59,739 -You haven't heard from him? -He's probably-probably 2355 01:38:59,806 --> 01:39:01,410 over there somewhere. Thank you so much. 2356 01:39:01,740 --> 01:39:02,609 -I'm proud of you. -Thank you. 2357 01:39:02,642 --> 01:39:04,770 -Thanks for the pep talk. Okay, buh-bye. -(sighs) 2358 01:39:04,110 --> 01:39:05,178 -Love you, darling. -Love you, too. Bye! 2359 01:39:05,211 --> 01:39:07,800 Oof. 2360 01:39:07,113 --> 01:39:08,615 (robotic voice): You're gonna finish the movie. 2361 01:39:08,648 --> 01:39:11,251 No, I'm gonna clear your name. Okay, now listen. 2362 01:39:11,284 --> 01:39:12,452 (normal voice): Why can't we do both? 2363 01:39:12,485 --> 01:39:13,553 I think we can. 2364 01:39:13,586 --> 01:39:15,355 We're gonna bring him to set, 2365 01:39:15,388 --> 01:39:18,391 in a controlled environment, and then we surround him... 2366 01:39:18,425 --> 01:39:20,827 And we beat the shit out of him. 2367 01:39:20,894 --> 01:39:22,362 No. 2368 01:39:22,395 --> 01:39:24,197 We're gonna force a confession out of him 2369 01:39:24,230 --> 01:39:26,199 by putting him in a scene. 2370 01:39:26,232 --> 01:39:27,767 -Right. -You know, he always forgets he's mic'd. 2371 01:39:27,834 --> 01:39:29,269 That's better. 2372 01:39:29,302 --> 01:39:30,737 JODY: I just don't know how to do it yet. 2373 01:39:30,770 --> 01:39:32,500 (exhales sharply) 2374 01:39:34,474 --> 01:39:35,975 I know how to do that. 2375 01:39:38,178 --> 01:39:40,380 Make him do his own stunt. 2376 01:39:40,413 --> 01:39:41,981 The impossible jump. 2377 01:39:42,150 --> 01:39:44,417 Then we beat the shit out of him. 2378 01:39:44,451 --> 01:39:47,687 One seventy-four, alpha, take two. 2379 01:39:50,757 --> 01:39:52,580 JODY (over bullhorn): And action! 2380 01:39:52,920 --> 01:39:54,160 O-One second, one second, one second. 2381 01:39:56,930 --> 01:39:58,598 -Action! -(sighs) 2382 01:39:58,631 --> 01:40:00,567 (dramatic music playing) 2383 01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:01,868 (Southern accent): It's high noon 2384 01:40:01,935 --> 01:40:03,803 at the edge of the universe, folks. 2385 01:40:03,837 --> 01:40:05,939 (dramatic music swells) 2386 01:40:19,786 --> 01:40:22,789 Now, we're facing a powerful enemy. 2387 01:40:24,290 --> 01:40:28,928 An alien species born of the worst of humanity's traits. 2388 01:40:28,995 --> 01:40:32,265 Well, what our enemy doesn't see 2389 01:40:32,298 --> 01:40:35,802 is that their demise is imminent. 2390 01:40:36,836 --> 01:40:41,741 And the most powerful weapon in all galaxy? 2391 01:40:44,811 --> 01:40:46,746 Love. 2392 01:40:48,248 --> 01:40:54,854 Inside each and every one of you is a spark, baby. 2393 01:40:54,888 --> 01:40:56,623 An ember. 2394 01:40:56,656 --> 01:40:58,958 A goddamn fire! 2395 01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:01,761 (crowd cheering) 2396 01:41:02,862 --> 01:41:05,932 Love is how we will win. 2397 01:41:05,999 --> 01:41:08,368 And even if we lose, 2398 01:41:08,401 --> 01:41:12,172 we're gonna die fighting for a happy ending! 2399 01:41:12,205 --> 01:41:15,408 -(crowd cheering) -Hell yeah! 2400 01:41:15,442 --> 01:41:16,976 Whoo! 2401 01:41:17,430 --> 01:41:18,978 Well, let's go and get it, then! 2402 01:41:19,450 --> 01:41:21,948 Get on out there and go! 2403 01:41:22,150 --> 01:41:24,884 Who's with me?! Who is with me?! Let's go! 2404 01:41:24,918 --> 01:41:26,853 Cut! Yes! 2405 01:41:26,886 --> 01:41:28,888 So good, so good. 2406 01:41:28,922 --> 01:41:30,223 -Thank you. -(normal accent): Was that it? 2407 01:41:30,256 --> 01:41:31,358 -God, yeah. -Did we get it? 2408 01:41:31,391 --> 01:41:32,992 -It was so good. -We got it? 2409 01:41:33,590 --> 01:41:34,427 -Magic. Yeah, yeah. -IGGY: Yeah, it was hot, babe. 2410 01:41:34,461 --> 01:41:36,960 JODY: Oh, my God. Gail was in floods. 2411 01:41:36,129 --> 01:41:37,764 I really felt that one. I really felt that one. 2412 01:41:37,797 --> 01:41:39,366 -She was-- Of course you did. -'Cause I had tears. 2413 01:41:39,399 --> 01:41:40,900 Of course you did. Yeah, I know. I can see them. 2414 01:41:40,967 --> 01:41:42,669 -(Gail exclaims) -(pants) -Yeah, it was fantastic. 2415 01:41:42,702 --> 01:41:44,904 So, listen, all we have left is the alien truck coverage. 2416 01:41:44,938 --> 01:41:46,339 -All right? That's it. -No. 2417 01:41:46,373 --> 01:41:48,800 -Yep. We're gonna do the car jump. -No. 2418 01:41:48,740 --> 01:41:49,776 -No one told me about another setup. -We said-- No. 2419 01:41:49,809 --> 01:41:51,544 -There's another setup? -Venti's gonna do that in VFX, 2420 01:41:51,578 --> 01:41:53,380 -so we're out of here. -I know, but we need his close-up. 2421 01:41:53,413 --> 01:41:54,914 All right? I need his close-up right here for the coverage. 2422 01:41:54,981 --> 01:41:56,820 All right? 15 minutes tops. That's all I need. 2423 01:41:56,116 --> 01:41:57,684 This is the bit, do you remember, 2424 01:41:57,717 --> 01:41:59,352 -where Space Cowboy steals the alien vehicle? -Hmm. 2425 01:41:59,386 --> 01:42:00,754 -Come on. This is his moment. -Wait, wait, wait, wait. 2426 01:42:00,787 --> 01:42:02,880 I'm not gonna do any driving, right? 2427 01:42:02,122 --> 01:42:03,690 Because I'm gonna feel really nauseous. 2428 01:42:03,723 --> 01:42:04,924 It's a blue screen setup. 2429 01:42:04,991 --> 01:42:07,930 I need this. I need this, okay? 2430 01:42:08,940 --> 01:42:09,529 Zero notice here. 2431 01:42:09,562 --> 01:42:11,564 We're moving as fast as we can, all right? 2432 01:42:11,598 --> 01:42:14,467 Everyone, double the pace, yes?! 2433 01:42:14,501 --> 01:42:16,770 Use those muscles! Yes, good! Thank you! 2434 01:42:16,803 --> 01:42:18,905 ♪ ♪ 2435 01:42:21,474 --> 01:42:24,440 Everyone in position! 2436 01:42:24,110 --> 01:42:25,912 RUSH: Light the pyro! 2437 01:42:27,180 --> 01:42:31,551 We need enough charges to blow this canyon sky-high, people. 2438 01:42:31,584 --> 01:42:33,253 NIGEL (over radio): McCabe, where are we? 2439 01:42:33,286 --> 01:42:34,587 Going as fast as I can, Nige. 2440 01:42:34,621 --> 01:42:35,922 We're as ready as we can be. 2441 01:42:35,955 --> 01:42:37,457 Okay. Hey, get Ray to come in 2442 01:42:37,490 --> 01:42:39,392 -and check the mic before we go, okay? -Copy. 2443 01:42:39,426 --> 01:42:42,162 Sound, can you come down here and check Ryder's mic, please? 2444 01:42:47,267 --> 01:42:48,835 All right, Tom. You ready? 2445 01:42:48,868 --> 01:42:50,503 -Yeah. -Okay. Remember this bit? 2446 01:42:50,537 --> 01:42:51,738 -You're gonna be in the alien vehicle. -Mm-hmm. 2447 01:42:51,771 --> 01:42:52,806 -Okay? Okay. -Yep. 2448 01:42:52,839 --> 01:42:54,140 And with nowhere to go, 2449 01:42:54,174 --> 01:42:55,475 you're gonna jump the car over the ravine. 2450 01:42:55,508 --> 01:42:57,310 So I just need a quick pop on you... 2451 01:42:57,344 --> 01:42:58,945 (Southern accent): Space Cowboy ain't scared of no ravine. 2452 01:42:58,978 --> 01:43:00,814 -Of course he's not. -So I'm thinking maybe just 2453 01:43:00,847 --> 01:43:02,820 -a couple of reaction shots of me gritting my teeth. -Yeah. 2454 01:43:02,148 --> 01:43:02,949 Like, "Goddamn." Something like that. 2455 01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:04,351 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stoic. 2456 01:43:04,384 --> 01:43:05,685 -Yeah, yeah. I like it. -All right? 2457 01:43:05,719 --> 01:43:07,354 -What do you think? -I like it. Okay. 2458 01:43:07,387 --> 01:43:08,455 I think it's gonna be great. Yeah, I love the choice. 2459 01:43:08,488 --> 01:43:09,756 All right, let's pop these on. 2460 01:43:09,789 --> 01:43:11,358 -Okay. What's this? -There you go. 2461 01:43:11,391 --> 01:43:12,759 No, this is because you've escaped the aliens. 2462 01:43:12,792 --> 01:43:14,600 Is this necessary? It's a bit much, no? 2463 01:43:14,127 --> 01:43:14,928 Yeah. It looks cool. Raise the stakes. 2464 01:43:14,961 --> 01:43:16,663 It's kind of cool. 2465 01:43:16,696 --> 01:43:18,264 -Yeah. It's cool. Okay. -Raise the stakes. 2466 01:43:18,298 --> 01:43:19,466 -Let's do it. -'Cause you know, Space Cowboy. 2467 01:43:19,499 --> 01:43:21,267 Nobody can get at the Space Cowboy. 2468 01:43:21,301 --> 01:43:22,969 -No way. Even when he's cuffed. -Excuse me. Tom, sorry. 2469 01:43:23,200 --> 01:43:24,604 Jesus, Ray. I told you to do it before I got on set. 2470 01:43:24,637 --> 01:43:26,306 -Appreciate you, Tom. -(device beeps) 2471 01:43:26,339 --> 01:43:27,307 Thank you. Sound good. 2472 01:43:27,340 --> 01:43:28,541 -Okay. -Okay, great. 2473 01:43:28,575 --> 01:43:29,976 -So... -So... 2474 01:43:30,430 --> 01:43:31,311 -You got this guy coming on your left. -Yep. 2475 01:43:31,344 --> 01:43:32,879 -Hey, bro. -All right, take him out. 2476 01:43:32,912 --> 01:43:33,880 Someone else is gonna crash down on the bonnet. 2477 01:43:33,913 --> 01:43:35,548 You're gonna take him out. 2478 01:43:35,582 --> 01:43:37,283 No, no, no. See, what I'm thinking is maybe I come down, 2479 01:43:37,317 --> 01:43:39,886 I take him out first, and I'm like "pow, pow, pow." 2480 01:43:39,919 --> 01:43:41,955 -I slide over and go "pow." -Yeah. Yeah. 2481 01:43:41,988 --> 01:43:43,790 And then maybe I say a little line like, 2482 01:43:43,823 --> 01:43:46,893 "I was shooting aliens way before I was paid to." 2483 01:43:46,926 --> 01:43:48,962 Fantastic. All right, let's lock it up. 2484 01:43:48,995 --> 01:43:50,964 -Let's shoot, Nigel. -NIGEL: Standing by, please. 2485 01:43:50,997 --> 01:43:52,320 (sighs): All right. 2486 01:43:52,980 --> 01:43:53,466 Take one. Marker. 2487 01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:56,870 In three, two, one, action. 2488 01:43:56,903 --> 01:43:58,138 (dramatic music playing) 2489 01:43:58,204 --> 01:43:59,739 RYDER: Not your lucky day, alien. 2490 01:43:59,773 --> 01:44:01,508 You got to go. 2491 01:44:02,575 --> 01:44:03,677 You can't outrun me. 2492 01:44:03,710 --> 01:44:06,212 I'm Space Cowboy! 2493 01:44:06,246 --> 01:44:07,347 Yahoo! 2494 01:44:07,380 --> 01:44:09,115 You are approaching the ravine. 2495 01:44:09,182 --> 01:44:10,350 There's nowhere else to go. 2496 01:44:10,383 --> 01:44:12,118 -Turn right. Go on. -(grunts) 2497 01:44:12,185 --> 01:44:13,486 You have no choice. 2498 01:44:13,520 --> 01:44:14,487 You're gonna have to make the jump. 2499 01:44:14,521 --> 01:44:17,490 In three, two, one. 2500 01:44:17,524 --> 01:44:20,827 Yeehaw! 2501 01:44:20,860 --> 01:44:22,362 (normal accent): Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey. 2502 01:44:22,395 --> 01:44:23,997 Who is that in the car with him? 2503 01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:26,666 We're-we're in the middle of a take right now, ***hole. 2504 01:44:26,700 --> 01:44:28,501 What are you doing? Ah! 2505 01:44:28,535 --> 01:44:30,570 -He's just buckling you in. Safety first. That's it. -Ow! 2506 01:44:30,603 --> 01:44:32,872 It's really tight. Is this necessary? 2507 01:44:32,906 --> 01:44:34,908 Hey, we are filming right now. 2508 01:44:34,941 --> 01:44:37,430 Keep rolling, keep rolling. 2509 01:44:37,110 --> 01:44:38,511 Sell it, Tom. It looks amazing. Take a deep breath. 2510 01:44:38,545 --> 01:44:40,714 It does not look-- Get out of the car. 2511 01:44:41,915 --> 01:44:43,830 Howdy. 2512 01:44:43,149 --> 01:44:45,510 -(engine starts) -No, no, wait. Stop. No. 2513 01:44:46,520 --> 01:44:47,870 Wait, what's happening? 2514 01:44:47,153 --> 01:44:49,220 Yeehaw! 2515 01:44:49,550 --> 01:44:51,191 RYDER: Oh, my God! Whoa! 2516 01:44:51,257 --> 01:44:53,460 Get to the cars! 2517 01:44:55,950 --> 01:44:56,429 (laughing excitedly) 2518 01:44:56,463 --> 01:44:58,980 Jody, what the hell are you doing?! 2519 01:44:58,164 --> 01:44:59,990 I'm trying to get something real out of him, Gail. 2520 01:44:59,165 --> 01:45:00,433 There's no cameras on him! 2521 01:45:02,669 --> 01:45:05,705 Hey, Dan? They're approaching Ambush Alley right now. 2522 01:45:05,739 --> 01:45:06,973 We're ready. 2523 01:45:07,700 --> 01:45:08,575 (Ryder screams) 2524 01:45:08,608 --> 01:45:11,478 RYDER: Let me out right now! 2525 01:45:11,511 --> 01:45:14,547 What are you gonna do, huh? You gonna kill me? Again?! 2526 01:45:14,581 --> 01:45:16,649 ♪ ♪ 2527 01:45:19,519 --> 01:45:21,688 -Can you untie me? -No. 2528 01:45:28,161 --> 01:45:29,763 McCabe! 2529 01:45:29,796 --> 01:45:33,333 Smoke screen in three, two, one! 2530 01:45:33,366 --> 01:45:35,235 RYDER: Whoa! 2531 01:45:35,268 --> 01:45:37,170 This does not seem safe, man! 2532 01:45:42,676 --> 01:45:45,412 Dan, where are they? Do you have eyes on them? 2533 01:45:45,445 --> 01:45:47,714 DAN (over radio): I see 'em. Everything's going to plan. 2534 01:45:50,450 --> 01:45:52,318 I'll block the road. 2535 01:45:52,352 --> 01:45:54,154 They shall not pass! 2536 01:45:54,220 --> 01:45:56,990 JODY: I see them. They're entering Ambush Alley. 2537 01:46:01,628 --> 01:46:03,329 DRESSLER: I can't see shit! 2538 01:46:05,131 --> 01:46:07,133 DAN: McCabe, one! 2539 01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:10,403 McCabe, two! 2540 01:46:12,806 --> 01:46:13,873 (growls) 2541 01:46:13,907 --> 01:46:15,642 McCabe! Now! 2542 01:46:25,752 --> 01:46:27,320 I love my job. 2543 01:46:31,658 --> 01:46:35,462 RYDER: Whoa, mama! 2544 01:46:35,495 --> 01:46:37,797 Oh, goddamn! 2545 01:46:37,831 --> 01:46:40,300 -I can't think straight when you drive like this. -(laughs) 2546 01:46:40,333 --> 01:46:41,835 You're supposed to be dead. 2547 01:46:41,868 --> 01:46:44,904 You blew up in-in a thousand pieces. 2548 01:46:44,938 --> 01:46:46,206 You went kaboom. 2549 01:46:46,272 --> 01:46:48,875 Why would I have blown up, Tom Ryder? 2550 01:46:48,908 --> 01:46:51,177 Why are you saying my name like that? 2551 01:46:51,211 --> 01:46:52,879 -COLT: That is your name, isn't it, Tom Ryder? -Yes, yes. 2552 01:46:52,912 --> 01:46:54,381 A blind man could see that you're 2553 01:46:54,414 --> 01:46:55,915 -Tom Ryder. -You're saying that like... 2554 01:46:55,949 --> 01:46:57,484 -(mocking): "Ryder, Tom Ryder." -Okay. That's me. 2555 01:46:57,517 --> 01:46:58,752 You're saying it like some obsessed fangirl. 2556 01:46:58,785 --> 01:47:00,220 That's me, Colt Seavers, saying that. 2557 01:47:00,286 --> 01:47:01,821 Roll the cameras. We're heading for the jump. 2558 01:47:01,855 --> 01:47:03,560 (over radio): Tom Ryder's doing his own stunts! 2559 01:47:03,890 --> 01:47:04,891 Everyone, roll. Arm car? 2560 01:47:04,924 --> 01:47:06,159 Check. 2561 01:47:06,192 --> 01:47:07,527 -Heli. -PILOT: Check. 2562 01:47:07,560 --> 01:47:09,620 I'm done taking the falls for you. 2563 01:47:09,950 --> 01:47:10,697 You're gonna do your own stunts from now on. 2564 01:47:10,730 --> 01:47:12,232 -I don't want to do my own stunts, Colt! -Relax. 2565 01:47:12,298 --> 01:47:14,300 It's just a 250-foot jump that'll probably kill us. 2566 01:47:14,367 --> 01:47:16,870 It's never been done before. It's for Comic-Con. 2567 01:47:16,903 --> 01:47:19,839 -It's Hall H. It's a big deal. -What are you doing, man? 2568 01:47:19,873 --> 01:47:21,207 COLT: I thought it'd be fitting. 2569 01:47:21,274 --> 01:47:23,576 Me and you, Tom Ryder, one last stunt. 2570 01:47:23,610 --> 01:47:25,779 You know, like Thelma and Louise. 2571 01:47:25,812 --> 01:47:27,714 -Thelma and Louise? -Yeah. 2572 01:47:27,747 --> 01:47:29,949 -They die at the end. -Exactly! 2573 01:47:29,983 --> 01:47:31,851 Murder-suicide. 2574 01:47:31,885 --> 01:47:33,820 Can you just pull over and let me out right now? 2575 01:47:35,121 --> 01:47:37,590 COLT: You're not getting out of this car until you, 2576 01:47:37,624 --> 01:47:40,260 Tom Ryder, tell me, Colt Seavers, the truth! 2577 01:47:40,600 --> 01:47:41,127 RYDER: All right, all right, all right, all right! 2578 01:47:41,161 --> 01:47:42,696 It was all Gail. 2579 01:47:42,729 --> 01:47:44,698 When I killed Henry, she wanted to cover it up 2580 01:47:44,731 --> 01:47:46,232 because, to be honest, 2581 01:47:46,266 --> 01:47:48,735 Space Cowboy's one of my best roles yet, Colt, 2582 01:47:48,768 --> 01:47:50,370 and I don't want this movie to fail. 2583 01:47:50,403 --> 01:47:52,720 So you're saying that Gail Meyer 2584 01:47:52,105 --> 01:47:55,141 was responsible for framing me for your murder of Henry? 2585 01:47:55,175 --> 01:47:57,430 Yes! Yes! 2586 01:47:57,770 --> 01:47:58,812 But what's your real name? 2587 01:47:58,845 --> 01:48:00,413 Tom Ryder. 2588 01:48:01,481 --> 01:48:02,916 Did you get that, Jody? 2589 01:48:02,949 --> 01:48:05,285 We got it! He confessed. 2590 01:48:05,352 --> 01:48:06,953 RYDER: You wearing a wire? Bro, you recording this? 2591 01:48:06,986 --> 01:48:08,655 This is entrapment. You can't do that. 2592 01:48:08,688 --> 01:48:10,256 -What are you doing? -No, it's not entrapment, 2593 01:48:10,323 --> 01:48:12,859 because you're wearing the wire, dipshit! 2594 01:48:14,270 --> 01:48:15,228 (engine revving) 2595 01:48:15,295 --> 01:48:16,963 (Ryder yells) 2596 01:48:16,996 --> 01:48:18,264 JODY: He's going for it. Go. Go now. 2597 01:48:18,331 --> 01:48:19,799 RYDER: I'm just an actor! 2598 01:48:19,833 --> 01:48:21,101 Wait. 2599 01:48:21,134 --> 01:48:22,936 He has a mouth guard. 2600 01:48:22,969 --> 01:48:25,505 I don't have a mouth guard. 2601 01:48:25,538 --> 01:48:27,474 (Ryder screaming) 2602 01:48:34,948 --> 01:48:37,650 (screaming continues) 2603 01:48:37,684 --> 01:48:38,952 (grunts) 2604 01:48:58,171 --> 01:49:00,730 (Colt groans) 2605 01:49:13,353 --> 01:49:15,288 -Oh, good. -JODY (over radio): Colt! 2606 01:49:15,355 --> 01:49:17,791 -You're alive. -Are you okay? 2607 01:49:17,824 --> 01:49:19,159 (groans) 2608 01:49:19,192 --> 01:49:20,627 Are you okay? 2609 01:49:20,660 --> 01:49:22,328 COLT: I told you I'd make the camera up to you. 2610 01:49:22,395 --> 01:49:24,164 Oh, it was fantastic. 2611 01:49:24,197 --> 01:49:25,832 -GAIL (over radio): Dressler, come in! -Ah! 2612 01:49:25,865 --> 01:49:28,435 Oy, can you hear me? We've got to get out of here! 2613 01:49:28,501 --> 01:49:29,803 RYDER (recorded): This is all Gail's fault, man. 2614 01:49:29,836 --> 01:49:31,371 This is all Gail's idea. 2615 01:49:31,438 --> 01:49:32,806 -GAIL: Give me that confession! -(stammers) No. 2616 01:49:32,839 --> 01:49:34,674 Give me all the media! Are you deaf?! 2617 01:49:34,708 --> 01:49:37,644 (over radio): Dressler, bring the helicopter to the trench. 2618 01:49:37,677 --> 01:49:38,845 -What about Ryder? -Now! 2619 01:49:38,878 --> 01:49:40,447 Now, about this date. 2620 01:49:40,513 --> 01:49:43,490 GAIL: Put it in the case, you numpty! 2621 01:49:43,830 --> 01:49:44,351 Can we call it a date? 2622 01:49:44,417 --> 01:49:47,387 I mean, that's what it is, right? 2623 01:49:47,454 --> 01:49:48,521 Such a moron! 2624 01:49:49,456 --> 01:49:52,359 -Hurry up! God! (shouts) -(barking) -Take it. (gasps) 2625 01:49:52,425 --> 01:49:54,227 -Gail, Gail, Gail. -(sighs) 2626 01:49:54,260 --> 01:49:56,329 -Listen... -Give me the recording, Gail. 2627 01:49:56,363 --> 01:49:59,232 Darling, calm down. Just come with me. 2628 01:49:59,265 --> 01:50:01,735 We don't need all this toxic masculinity, 2629 01:50:01,768 --> 01:50:03,169 because we're the same, you and me. 2630 01:50:03,203 --> 01:50:05,400 You know, we're survivors. 2631 01:50:05,380 --> 01:50:06,740 No, no, no, no. I'm nothing like you. 2632 01:50:06,773 --> 01:50:09,209 COLT: I don't want to be presumptuous, I mean, 2633 01:50:09,242 --> 01:50:11,911 but let's call a spade a spade. (chuckles) 2634 01:50:11,945 --> 01:50:13,747 GAIL: That's why I gave you the job. 2635 01:50:13,780 --> 01:50:15,248 -Okay. -Well, that and because 2636 01:50:15,281 --> 01:50:18,551 you're so easily moldable, you know? 2637 01:50:19,419 --> 01:50:21,921 -Oh! (mutters) -Gail, just give me the case! 2638 01:50:21,955 --> 01:50:23,790 This is a Gail Meyer production! 2639 01:50:23,823 --> 01:50:25,392 Not yours! 2640 01:50:25,458 --> 01:50:27,527 Rendezvous with the boss in the canyon. 2641 01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:28,862 Extraction to the spaceship set. 2642 01:50:28,895 --> 01:50:30,530 DAN: Spaceship set? 2643 01:50:30,563 --> 01:50:33,990 Oh, no, Big Red. 2644 01:50:33,133 --> 01:50:35,101 I don't think you're gonna make that one. 2645 01:50:35,135 --> 01:50:37,404 -Stunts set! -STUNTPEOPLE: Stunts set! 2646 01:50:37,470 --> 01:50:39,639 -Go! -(clamoring) 2647 01:50:41,408 --> 01:50:43,443 ♪ ♪ 2648 01:50:47,347 --> 01:50:49,616 (grunting) 2649 01:50:52,318 --> 01:50:54,921 GAIL: Trust me, I will not be taking the fall for this, 2650 01:50:54,954 --> 01:50:59,993 because I deliver hits for all you little people. 2651 01:51:00,260 --> 01:51:01,610 You're welcome. 2652 01:51:01,940 --> 01:51:04,130 -Whoa! -(grunting) 2653 01:51:04,164 --> 01:51:05,398 Jody? 2654 01:51:08,535 --> 01:51:11,271 -Jody? -RYDER: Hey, hey! That's for me! That's for me! 2655 01:51:11,304 --> 01:51:12,972 -(mutters) -That's my helicopter! 2656 01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:15,675 This crazy stuntman's lost his mind! 2657 01:51:17,610 --> 01:51:19,112 (both straining) 2658 01:51:24,184 --> 01:51:25,385 (shouts) 2659 01:51:29,522 --> 01:51:30,857 MAN: I'm on vacation! 2660 01:51:30,890 --> 01:51:32,726 (grunting) 2661 01:51:34,894 --> 01:51:36,363 (engine starts) 2662 01:51:40,660 --> 01:51:42,168 -(barking) -(high-pitched scream) 2663 01:51:42,202 --> 01:51:44,204 (Rondell whimpering) 2664 01:51:44,237 --> 01:51:46,339 Get this dog off me! Not again, dog. 2665 01:51:47,707 --> 01:51:48,908 -Just stay there! -(barking) 2666 01:51:50,100 --> 01:51:52,746 Night-night, dog! You're dead. 2667 01:52:03,556 --> 01:52:06,159 This design is growing on me. 2668 01:52:07,560 --> 01:52:11,640 Get in! Let's get out of here! 2669 01:52:11,970 --> 01:52:12,665 Yeah, copy that. Taking off now. 2670 01:52:14,200 --> 01:52:15,602 Wait, what-what is this? 2671 01:52:15,635 --> 01:52:16,970 It's the evidence! 2672 01:52:17,300 --> 01:52:18,805 Why didn't you just stop talking?! 2673 01:52:18,838 --> 01:52:20,206 Jody! 2674 01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:22,308 JODY: Blow the pyros. Blow the pyros! 2675 01:52:22,342 --> 01:52:24,100 They're getting away! 2676 01:52:27,881 --> 01:52:29,916 -Whoa! Sh-- Whoa! -Holy shit! 2677 01:52:29,949 --> 01:52:32,352 -Lower the arm! I'm gonna jump. -Okay. 2678 01:52:32,385 --> 01:52:34,454 Okay, lower the arm. Lower the arm. 2679 01:52:38,525 --> 01:52:40,393 COLT: I have a plan! 2680 01:52:40,427 --> 01:52:42,328 JODY: What is it? What's-what's the plan? 2681 01:52:42,362 --> 01:52:43,363 Get me to the helicopter. 2682 01:52:43,396 --> 01:52:44,831 I'm gonna jump onto the skids, 2683 01:52:44,864 --> 01:52:45,865 and then I'm gonna beat the shit out of him. 2684 01:52:45,899 --> 01:52:47,233 No, just-just get the recording. 2685 01:52:47,267 --> 01:52:49,202 (fierce grunting) 2686 01:52:50,437 --> 01:52:52,205 (yells) 2687 01:53:01,448 --> 01:53:02,716 Go! 2688 01:53:03,316 --> 01:53:04,417 Ah, shit. 2689 01:53:04,451 --> 01:53:05,719 Go! 2690 01:53:06,786 --> 01:53:09,422 Whoa! Whoa! Get me down! 2691 01:53:09,456 --> 01:53:11,124 Whoa! Get me down! 2692 01:53:11,157 --> 01:53:12,392 PILOT: We're losing hydraulics here. 2693 01:53:12,425 --> 01:53:13,560 I can't get it under control. 2694 01:53:14,794 --> 01:53:16,529 COLT: Just wondering, you know, after this movie, 2695 01:53:16,563 --> 01:53:19,532 and if I don't go to prison and, you know, you're not busy, 2696 01:53:19,566 --> 01:53:21,201 maybe we could go to a beach somewhere. 2697 01:53:21,234 --> 01:53:23,570 Wear a couple of swimming costumes. 2698 01:53:23,636 --> 01:53:25,772 Just drink a spicy margarita or something. 2699 01:53:25,805 --> 01:53:28,410 -Yeah, yeah. Make some bad decisions. -Yeah. 2700 01:53:28,740 --> 01:53:29,609 Okay, sure. Yes. 2701 01:53:29,676 --> 01:53:31,244 -Sound like a plan? -It's a better plan than this. 2702 01:53:31,277 --> 01:53:33,380 Okay, please be careful. 2703 01:53:33,413 --> 01:53:35,150 Okay, swing him around. Go! 2704 01:53:45,658 --> 01:53:47,761 ♪ ♪ 2705 01:53:52,365 --> 01:53:54,467 GAIL: God, get it under control! 2706 01:53:54,501 --> 01:53:56,636 Get us out of here! What are you doing?! 2707 01:54:01,708 --> 01:54:02,709 (Gail shouts) 2708 01:54:02,742 --> 01:54:04,577 Ryder, the confession! 2709 01:54:04,611 --> 01:54:05,979 No! 2710 01:54:06,120 --> 01:54:07,981 -No! No, Gail, no! -(Gail yells) -No, Gail! 2711 01:54:09,315 --> 01:54:10,450 (Ryder groaning) 2712 01:54:10,483 --> 01:54:12,520 Whoa! Whoa! 2713 01:54:13,787 --> 01:54:15,588 DAN: Stunts! 2714 01:54:15,622 --> 01:54:17,724 Mobilize that airbag now! 2715 01:54:17,757 --> 01:54:19,920 No! 2716 01:54:19,125 --> 01:54:20,660 (Gail yells) 2717 01:54:22,562 --> 01:54:24,397 GAIL: Get out of the way, Ryder! 2718 01:54:26,666 --> 01:54:29,102 STUNTWOMAN: 87North to the rescue! 2719 01:54:29,135 --> 01:54:30,870 -Go, go, go, go! -Go! 2720 01:54:30,904 --> 01:54:32,706 Move, move, move! 2721 01:54:34,307 --> 01:54:35,475 GAIL: Get it! 2722 01:54:37,577 --> 01:54:39,145 -Just keep it steady! -(alarm beeping) 2723 01:54:39,179 --> 01:54:40,380 (pilot straining) 2724 01:54:40,413 --> 01:54:41,815 You moron! 2725 01:54:42,415 --> 01:54:44,317 (Gail screams) 2726 01:54:51,191 --> 01:54:53,593 GAIL: Yes! Nice! 2727 01:54:56,896 --> 01:54:58,631 DAN: Go, go, go! 2728 01:55:10,100 --> 01:55:11,878 -Yes! (sighs) -(laughs) 2729 01:55:12,812 --> 01:55:14,180 -Oh, God! -Oh, shit! 2730 01:55:14,214 --> 01:55:15,448 (Gail yells) 2731 01:55:17,450 --> 01:55:19,185 GAIL: No! 2732 01:55:19,219 --> 01:55:20,920 Grab it! 2733 01:55:20,954 --> 01:55:22,188 (groans) 2734 01:55:22,222 --> 01:55:23,390 (muffled): Oh, my God! My nose! 2735 01:55:27,360 --> 01:55:30,130 -(Ryder shouts) -No! Ryder, the gun! 2736 01:55:35,969 --> 01:55:37,570 Shoot him! He's a stupid stuntman! 2737 01:55:37,604 --> 01:55:39,205 No one gives a shit! 2738 01:55:39,239 --> 01:55:41,508 He's one of the best stunt doubles I've ever had! 2739 01:55:41,541 --> 01:55:44,444 Oh, shut up! Give me the confession! 2740 01:55:44,477 --> 01:55:46,446 Come on, come on, come on! Quick! 2741 01:55:46,479 --> 01:55:48,281 GAIL: Give it back to me or I will blow your head off! 2742 01:55:48,314 --> 01:55:49,916 It's empty, Gail. 2743 01:55:49,949 --> 01:55:51,918 (gun clicking empty) 2744 01:55:51,951 --> 01:55:53,687 ("I Was Made for Lovin' You" by KISS playing) 2745 01:55:57,223 --> 01:56:00,160 ♪ Mmm, yeah ♪ 2746 01:56:05,832 --> 01:56:07,434 ♪ Ha ♪ 2747 01:56:14,307 --> 01:56:15,975 No! 2748 01:56:21,140 --> 01:56:23,717 ♪ Tonight ♪ 2749 01:56:23,783 --> 01:56:26,920 ♪ I wanna see it in your eyes ♪ 2750 01:56:28,154 --> 01:56:31,124 ♪ Feel the magic ♪ 2751 01:56:31,157 --> 01:56:35,428 ♪ There's something that drives me wild ♪ 2752 01:56:35,462 --> 01:56:38,631 ♪ And tonight ♪ 2753 01:56:38,665 --> 01:56:42,635 ♪ We're gonna make it all come true ♪ 2754 01:56:47,173 --> 01:56:51,144 ♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 2755 01:56:51,177 --> 01:56:54,981 ♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪ 2756 01:56:55,150 --> 01:56:58,118 -(echoing): ♪ Tonight. ♪ -(song ends) 2757 01:56:59,319 --> 01:57:01,454 (dramatic music playing) 2758 01:57:02,822 --> 01:57:06,893 NARRATOR: From visionary director Jody Moreno 2759 01:57:06,926 --> 01:57:10,630 and Universal Pictures 2760 01:57:10,663 --> 01:57:13,133 comes a cosmic love story... 2761 01:57:15,101 --> 01:57:17,337 ...of epic proportion. 2762 01:57:18,938 --> 01:57:22,800 Starring MTV Best Kiss award nominee 2763 01:57:22,420 --> 01:57:24,144 Jason Momoa. 2764 01:57:24,177 --> 01:57:25,378 (Southern accent): It's high noon 2765 01:57:25,445 --> 01:57:26,980 at the edge of the universe. 2766 01:57:27,130 --> 01:57:30,116 I know these creatures. 2767 01:57:30,150 --> 01:57:32,185 I fought them. 2768 01:57:32,218 --> 01:57:33,953 I've loved them. 2769 01:57:33,987 --> 01:57:36,956 I'm not gonna lie to you. 2770 01:57:36,990 --> 01:57:39,225 We are facing a powerful enemy. 2771 01:57:41,327 --> 01:57:44,330 But what our enemy does not know 2772 01:57:44,364 --> 01:57:47,967 is that inside each and every one of you 2773 01:57:48,100 --> 01:57:50,303 is a goddamn fire! 2774 01:57:50,336 --> 01:57:51,671 -Yeah! -(cheering) 2775 01:57:51,705 --> 01:57:52,872 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 2776 01:57:52,906 --> 01:57:55,175 -Hi-yah! Yeah! -(clamoring) 2777 01:57:55,208 --> 01:57:58,611 ♪ You were made for lovin' me... ♪ 2778 01:57:58,645 --> 01:58:00,647 Yeah! (grunts) 2779 01:58:01,981 --> 01:58:04,484 -Bam! -(screaming) 2780 01:58:04,551 --> 01:58:05,685 Oh, shit. 2781 01:58:08,154 --> 01:58:10,560 (shouts excitedly) 2782 01:58:10,900 --> 01:58:12,692 Justice is on the horizon. 2783 01:58:12,726 --> 01:58:14,728 NARRATOR: Metalstorm. 2784 01:58:14,761 --> 01:58:16,696 (cheering) 2785 01:58:21,201 --> 01:58:23,503 COLT: Metalstorm was a huge hit. 2786 01:58:23,570 --> 01:58:28,141 Aliena and Space Cowboy finally got the happy ending. 2787 01:58:28,174 --> 01:58:31,978 As for Jody and I, we got something even better. 2788 01:58:32,120 --> 01:58:33,646 We got a new beginning. 2789 01:58:33,680 --> 01:58:37,417 Filled with spicy margaritas and bad decisions. 2790 01:58:37,450 --> 01:58:40,253 And look, I don't want to over-romanticize it 2791 01:58:40,286 --> 01:58:43,423 or anything, but I think what Jody and I got, 2792 01:58:43,456 --> 01:58:45,892 it's even better than what you find in the movies. 2793 01:58:45,925 --> 01:58:48,194 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby... ♪ 2794 01:58:48,228 --> 01:58:49,696 -(typewriter keys clacking) -(song fades) 2795 01:58:50,897 --> 01:58:52,165 ("Unknown Stuntman" by Blake Shelton playing) 2796 01:58:52,198 --> 01:58:55,350 ♪ Well, I'm not the kind to run and hide ♪ 2797 01:58:55,680 --> 01:58:57,470 ♪ When I come close to danger ♪ 2798 01:58:57,537 --> 01:58:59,439 -Not again, dog! -♪ I ain't never been ♪ 2799 01:58:59,472 --> 01:59:01,541 -♪ Afraid to take the fall ♪ -(barks) 2800 01:59:01,608 --> 01:59:03,276 ♪ Yeah, I'll fall ♪ 2801 01:59:03,309 --> 01:59:05,578 ♪ I'll walk the wire through rain and fire ♪ 2802 01:59:05,645 --> 01:59:08,581 ♪ Go fast and I'll go slow ♪ 2803 01:59:08,648 --> 01:59:13,520 ♪ Somehow I get stronger through it all ♪ 2804 01:59:13,586 --> 01:59:15,880 -(horn blares) -(grunts) 2805 01:59:15,121 --> 01:59:16,756 ♪ It's a death-defying life I lead ♪ 2806 01:59:16,790 --> 01:59:19,192 -♪ But I take my chances ♪ -Yeah? -Yep. 2807 01:59:19,225 --> 01:59:22,929 ♪ I die for a living in the movies and TV ♪ 2808 01:59:24,664 --> 01:59:26,466 -Yeah, it looks perfect. -♪ But the hardest thing ♪ 2809 01:59:26,499 --> 01:59:30,700 ♪ I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies ♪ 2810 01:59:30,103 --> 01:59:31,571 ♪ Kiss some other guy ♪ 2811 01:59:31,638 --> 01:59:34,808 -(yelling) -♪ While I'm bandaging my knee ♪ 2812 01:59:34,841 --> 01:59:38,144 ♪ Well, I might fall from a tall building ♪ 2813 01:59:38,178 --> 01:59:40,980 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪ 2814 01:59:41,140 --> 01:59:43,983 ♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪ 2815 01:59:44,170 --> 01:59:46,553 -♪ Who'd die to have your heart... ♪ -(barks) 2816 01:59:50,724 --> 01:59:52,625 (vehicle sputtering) 2817 01:59:52,692 --> 01:59:54,940 MAN: Logan's good. Logan's good. 2818 01:59:54,127 --> 01:59:55,562 That's the fall guy, right? 2819 01:59:56,863 --> 01:59:58,398 Metalstorm. 2820 01:59:58,431 --> 01:59:59,833 -Storm. -(chuckles) 2821 01:59:59,866 --> 02:00:00,967 ♪ I drug my heart through a burning... ♪ 2822 02:00:01,000 --> 02:00:02,302 Can you give us a playback? 2823 02:00:02,335 --> 02:00:04,700 Action! 2824 02:00:04,104 --> 02:00:06,840 ♪ Oh, I've been hurt and I've been broken down ♪ 2825 02:00:06,873 --> 02:00:10,410 ♪ But somehow I'm still yearning ♪ 2826 02:00:10,443 --> 02:00:14,848 ♪ 'Cause through it all, she's still on my mind ♪ 2827 02:00:14,881 --> 02:00:17,951 ♪ Well, I might fall from a tall building ♪ 2828 02:00:17,984 --> 02:00:20,860 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪ 2829 02:00:20,120 --> 02:00:21,855 ♪ 'Cause I'm... ♪ 2830 02:00:21,888 --> 02:00:24,257 And three, two, one. Action, action, action! 2831 02:00:24,290 --> 02:00:27,527 ♪ Who'd die to have your heart, whoo! ♪ 2832 02:00:30,797 --> 02:00:32,399 (yells fiercely) 2833 02:00:34,670 --> 02:00:35,335 (grunting) 2834 02:00:37,504 --> 02:00:39,639 Pulling out in three, two, one. 2835 02:00:39,706 --> 02:00:43,430 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪ 2836 02:00:43,760 --> 02:00:46,146 ♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪ 2837 02:00:46,179 --> 02:00:48,948 ♪ Who'd die to have your heart ♪ 2838 02:00:48,982 --> 02:00:52,318 ♪ Yeah, I might fall from a tall building ♪ 2839 02:00:52,352 --> 02:00:54,888 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪ 2840 02:00:54,921 --> 02:00:57,624 ♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪ 2841 02:00:57,691 --> 02:01:00,660 ♪ Who'd die to have your heart. ♪ 2842 02:01:05,598 --> 02:01:07,534 (song ends) 2843 02:01:07,567 --> 02:01:09,690 -Shit! Holy shit! -Holy shit! 2844 02:01:09,102 --> 02:01:11,538 -It's a world record. -Mike, are you all right? 2845 02:01:11,571 --> 02:01:13,239 I'm upside down, but I'm good. 2846 02:01:13,273 --> 02:01:15,375 -(applause) -("Unsung Heroes" by Dominic Lewis playing) 2847 02:01:15,408 --> 02:01:17,577 ♪ I don't know if you heard, but ♪ 2848 02:01:17,610 --> 02:01:20,413 ♪ My stunt brothers and sisters don't get no gold ♪ 2849 02:01:20,447 --> 02:01:22,582 ♪ So here's to the unsung heroes ♪ 2850 02:01:22,615 --> 02:01:24,500 ♪ Hey! ♪ 2851 02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:25,685 -(yelling) -(horn blares) 2852 02:01:28,722 --> 02:01:30,223 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2853 02:01:30,256 --> 02:01:33,159 -♪ Oh, I'm diggin' it ♪ -(grunting) 2854 02:01:33,193 --> 02:01:34,461 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2855 02:01:35,695 --> 02:01:37,564 -♪ It's so crazy, right? ♪ -(yelling) 2856 02:01:37,597 --> 02:01:39,199 Let's go big with our one take, okay? 2857 02:01:39,232 --> 02:01:41,468 ♪ Not even one nomination ♪ 2858 02:01:42,769 --> 02:01:44,704 -Toes. -Just a harness, yeah. 2859 02:01:45,605 --> 02:01:48,341 ♪ We don't need your ♪ 2860 02:01:48,375 --> 02:01:49,809 ♪ Oscar nom, baby ♪ 2861 02:01:49,843 --> 02:01:50,910 MAN: And cut. 2862 02:01:50,944 --> 02:01:52,912 ♪ We got real scars ♪ 2863 02:01:52,946 --> 02:01:55,115 ♪ From this labor of love ♪ 2864 02:01:55,148 --> 02:01:56,349 (grunts) Look out! 2865 02:01:56,383 --> 02:01:59,119 ♪ Somebody had to say it ♪ 2866 02:01:59,152 --> 02:02:02,555 ♪ It's been building up inside ♪ 2867 02:02:02,589 --> 02:02:05,580 ♪ I just couldn't hold it in ♪ 2868 02:02:05,910 --> 02:02:06,559 ♪ I had to let it fly ♪ 2869 02:02:06,593 --> 02:02:08,628 ♪ Action and stunts have been ♪ 2870 02:02:08,661 --> 02:02:10,697 -♪ Woven into the DNA of film ♪ -(cheering) 2871 02:02:10,764 --> 02:02:12,866 ♪ Since the beginning of cinema, Keaton, Lloyd ♪ 2872 02:02:12,899 --> 02:02:14,734 -Let's shoot it. -♪ Chaplin ♪ 2873 02:02:14,801 --> 02:02:18,471 ♪ Film's first great directors were all stunt performers ♪ 2874 02:02:18,505 --> 02:02:22,942 ♪ Ben-Hur, Rocky, Braveheart, Titanic ♪ 2875 02:02:22,976 --> 02:02:25,278 ♪ Some of the biggest winners in Academy's history ♪ 2876 02:02:25,311 --> 02:02:26,746 (laughs) 2877 02:02:26,813 --> 02:02:28,615 ♪ Are completely dependent on stunts ♪ 2878 02:02:28,648 --> 02:02:30,717 (laughter, excited chatter) 2879 02:02:34,821 --> 02:02:36,256 So it's about love today. 2880 02:02:38,240 --> 02:02:40,694 -♪ Did you know? ♪ -♪ We don't need your ♪ 2881 02:02:40,760 --> 02:02:42,429 ♪ Did you know? ♪ 2882 02:02:42,462 --> 02:02:44,431 -♪ Oscar nom, baby ♪ -♪ Did you know? ♪ 2883 02:02:44,464 --> 02:02:47,467 -♪ We don't need your ♪ -♪ Did you know? ♪ 2884 02:02:47,500 --> 02:02:49,703 -♪ Little statues of love ♪ -♪ Did you know? ♪ 2885 02:02:49,769 --> 02:02:52,605 -♪ We got real scars ♪ -♪ Did you know? ♪ 2886 02:02:52,639 --> 02:02:55,608 -♪ From our labor of love. ♪ -(song ends) 2887 02:02:55,642 --> 02:02:57,677 (sirens wailing) 2888 02:02:59,846 --> 02:03:01,281 (exclaims) 2889 02:03:01,314 --> 02:03:03,183 (Gail grunts) 2890 02:03:03,216 --> 02:03:06,453 (grunts) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 2891 02:03:06,486 --> 02:03:08,788 Wait a-- Would you just calm down? 2892 02:03:08,855 --> 02:03:10,290 (sighs) 2893 02:03:10,323 --> 02:03:11,991 You know who I am, right? 2894 02:03:12,250 --> 02:03:15,161 I mean, I can make you a massive star, 2895 02:03:15,195 --> 02:03:17,697 you handsome beast! 2896 02:03:19,699 --> 02:03:22,302 And you, you have the right to remain silent. 2897 02:03:23,837 --> 02:03:25,372 So shut the hell up. 2898 02:03:25,405 --> 02:03:27,841 -Will somebody cuff this *****? -Let's go. 2899 02:03:27,874 --> 02:03:29,209 These guys are from the prop department. 2900 02:03:29,242 --> 02:03:31,211 These ain't, these ain't cops, man. 2901 02:03:31,244 --> 02:03:32,846 Back up, man! 2902 02:03:34,314 --> 02:03:37,170 I'm calling my agent. I'm getting my agent involved! 2903 02:03:37,500 --> 02:03:39,190 -Let-let him go. Let him go. -GAIL: Tom! 2904 02:03:39,520 --> 02:03:42,822 RYDER: No signal. Got to get... some... 2905 02:03:44,657 --> 02:03:47,600 (laughs) Three bars! 2906 02:03:50,730 --> 02:03:53,233 Actor. 2907 02:03:56,603 --> 02:03:58,972 Get me Jason Momoa's agent on the phone. 2908 02:03:59,500 --> 02:04:02,375 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2909 02:04:02,409 --> 02:04:05,945 ♪ To catch me again ♪ 2910 02:04:05,979 --> 02:04:09,416 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2911 02:04:09,449 --> 02:04:12,952 ♪ To lock me up and throw away the key ♪ 2912 02:04:12,986 --> 02:04:15,989 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2913 02:04:16,220 --> 02:04:19,793 ♪ To catch me again ♪ 2914 02:04:19,859 --> 02:04:22,896 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2915 02:04:22,929 --> 02:04:30,300 ♪ To play the strings that made our hearts beat one ♪ 2916 02:04:30,360 --> 02:04:34,240 ♪ We can't fall out of time ♪ 2917 02:04:34,274 --> 02:04:36,843 ♪ Try to find an answer ♪ 2918 02:04:36,910 --> 02:04:40,213 ♪ Looking for a sign ♪ 2919 02:04:40,246 --> 02:04:43,383 ♪ There's just no reason ♪ 2920 02:04:43,416 --> 02:04:46,786 ♪ And there's really no rhyme ♪ 2921 02:04:46,820 --> 02:04:50,623 ♪ And we wouldn't be moved ♪ 2922 02:04:50,657 --> 02:04:53,827 ♪ And neither could see ♪ 2923 02:04:53,893 --> 02:04:57,364 ♪ That I needed you ♪ 2924 02:04:57,397 --> 02:05:00,700 ♪ And you needed me ♪ 2925 02:05:00,734 --> 02:05:03,536 ♪ If I could go back ♪ 2926 02:05:03,570 --> 02:05:06,873 ♪ I'd do it differently ♪ 2927 02:05:06,940 --> 02:05:10,410 ♪ Now I'm falling all the time ♪ 2928 02:05:10,443 --> 02:05:14,748 ♪ And I need you in my life ♪ 2929 02:05:14,781 --> 02:05:17,851 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2930 02:05:17,917 --> 02:05:21,554 ♪ To catch me again ♪ 2931 02:05:21,588 --> 02:05:24,657 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2932 02:05:24,691 --> 02:05:31,664 ♪ To play the strings that made our hearts beat one ♪ 2933 02:05:31,698 --> 02:05:36,669 -♪ We can't fall out of time. ♪ -(song ends)