1 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:43,710 [person] There comes a time in every man's life when he asks himself... 2 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:47,814 "Am I living the life I should be?" 3 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,518 "Or am I capable of something greater?" 4 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:56,122 "Is there a change that I can make in my life right now 5 00:00:57,570 --> 00:00:59,192 to become the best version of myself? 6 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,620 Who do I wanna be?" 7 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:03,430 What is the life that I wanna have? 8 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,832 What is the face that I wanna present to the world? 9 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,603 These are the kinds of questions that keep you up at night. 10 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:14,941 And when you're behind the wheel of a high-performance automobile like this, 11 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,843 no one asks those questions. 12 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,379 They know you are that guy. 13 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,281 You have that life. 14 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:22,382 Huh? 15 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:28,221 [chuckles, smacks lips] Maybe I should look for something less cool. 16 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,392 Can I be honest? 17 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,261 That's your ex talking. 18 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,429 [sighs] 19 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,964 We gotta get your confidence back. 20 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,100 If there's one thing I've learned, 21 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,203 it is never too late to become the man that you've always wanted to be. 22 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,410 [manager] Dan! I don't know how you do it. 23 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:50,276 Guy looks like he just got himself a Lambo. 24 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,245 Hey, one man's lemon is another man's lemonade. 25 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,246 He just needed a squeeze. 26 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:55,615 Well, it's earned you Salesman of the Month again. 27 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,617 - [chuckles] - [engine revs] 28 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,986 - [salesman 1] Whoo! Nice! - [tires squeal] 29 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:03,256 Hey, Deb. Can you take a photo of Dan for the website, please? 30 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:05,792 Uh, you know what? I actually-- [stammers] I'm sorry, I gotta get home. 31 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,461 - It's my anniversary. - Oh, come on, Dan. You do this every time. 32 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,263 [stammers] Give it to Hal. 33 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:11,364 [Hal] What's up, losers? 34 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:14,134 [sighs] Hal, how many times have I told you about driving on the lot like that? 35 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,903 Cars are like chicks, Jorge. They wanna go fast. 36 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,973 - [sighs] - Your fly's open. 37 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,740 Hmm? 38 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:23,543 Uh, Dan-- Uh, come on. Don't make me give it to this guy. 39 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,845 Oh, come on. I mean, he's just got his teeth done. 40 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:27,781 - Hmm? - Go get 'em, Hal. 41 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:37,524 ["Take Me Home, Country Roads" playing] 42 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:55,342 ♪ ...road ...home... ♪ 43 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:57,410 Hey, Dan. 44 00:02:58,411 --> 00:02:59,879 Hi, Mrs. Overmeyer. 45 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:01,281 Hey, Daniel. 46 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,717 ♪ ...Buffalo ♪ 47 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,530 - Hey, Beau. - Hey! 48 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:18,640 - [song ends] - [dog barking] 49 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,900 [children playing, indistinct] 50 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,730 [person 2] I told you already, Nina. Stanford is restrictive early action. 51 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:29,209 If you apply to Iowa now, you could mess it all up. 52 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,677 I know what I'm doing. 53 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,146 Do you? It certainly doesn't look like it from here. 54 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,449 - Happy anniversary! [sighs] - Aw, baby. 55 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,518 - You remembered. - [chuckles] Hey. You thought I forgot. 56 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:42,555 Can you please tell Nina that we're not paying for her to follow Trevor to Iowa? 57 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:43,923 Don't say his name like that. 58 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,926 - Like what? [sighs] - [scoffs] Come on. 59 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,362 - [squeals] - Max! Crushing the peas. 60 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:50,630 [babbles] 61 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,465 Ah, that's a good boy. [kisses] 62 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:54,670 Hey, buddy. 63 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:55,168 How was your day? 64 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:56,903 [mumbles] 65 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,371 You got any plans this weekend? 66 00:03:58,371 --> 00:03:59,572 - Mm-mmm. - Come on. 67 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,341 We'll go in the yard, throw a few pitches, 68 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:02,976 see if you got any gas left in this cannon. 69 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,644 - Come on, bud. - [grumbles] 70 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:05,945 Where you going? 71 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,414 - Samir's. - Again? 72 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,416 You made me quit gaming so I'd make friends. 73 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,252 I made you quit gaming because blowing people's heads off 24-7 74 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,353 isn't exactly healthy. 75 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,822 You know, you're meant to be babysitting tonight. It's our anniversary. 76 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,424 What? Why can't she? 77 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:20,994 - What, because I'm a woman? - That is not what I'm saying. 78 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,629 - That's what you're saying to me. - It's not. 79 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,364 - What is wrong with you? - [Nina] Are you kidding? 80 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:25,598 - Is this Trevor? Who's talking now? - [Nina] Really? 81 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,367 Do you have a life other than just freaking pissing me off? 82 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,468 - Is it Nina or Trevor? - [Nina] I'm serious-- 83 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,204 All right. Come on. Come on. Stop it, okay? Please. 84 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,673 Look, Nina. Can you cover for your brother tonight? 85 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:35,475 It might be good for him to finally get out of the house, 86 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:38,745 - and you can work on your application. - [sighs deeply] 87 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:40,847 Fine. 88 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:43,616 - You're welcome. - Thank you. [exhales heavily] 89 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,153 [sighs] Look, can you just-- 90 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:49,622 Can you talk to Mom and ask her to, like, lay off of me? 91 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:50,757 Because I'm a grown woman. 92 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:51,825 [mother] I heard that, Nina. 93 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,793 I'll talk to her. But seriously, Beans-- 94 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:54,861 - No, don't call me that. - No. 95 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,162 What happened to journalism at Stanford? 96 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:58,164 - Wasn't that the dream? - Journalism is dead, Dad. 97 00:04:58,164 --> 00:04:59,265 [mother scoffs] Yeah, right. 98 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:01,334 - Is that something that Trevor said, or-- - [scoffs] Yeah, really. 99 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,769 - He shouldn't say that. - [Nina] Really? Yes. 100 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,137 He shouldn't be putting ideas in your head. 101 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,505 - [Nina] I'm brainwashed. - My God. Honey, 102 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,607 I am so glad it's not just me. 103 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:08,775 Oh, my gosh. 104 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,243 - All right, Maxie. - Okay. 105 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,945 I'm gonna put him to bed. 106 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,460 And then? 107 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:15,115 - Are we still doing this? - Oh, we're doing it. 108 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,182 Awesome. 109 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:18,651 ["Dirty" playing] 110 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:19,719 [grunts] 111 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:21,588 [sighs] 112 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,309 Hey, Samir. 113 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:52,552 Sup, y'all? 114 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:53,753 Kyllboi's back, baby. 115 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,190 [Kyle] All right. Here we go. 116 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:01,294 Come on. Let me show you how it's done. Watch this. 117 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,699 [chuckles] Give me the last one, guys. Come on. Come on. 118 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,668 Boom! [grunts] 119 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,370 Yes! 120 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:14,407 - Oh, man. Kyllboi's awesome. - Kyllboi's sick. 121 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,744 Oh. We're actually gonna go as a group, so you can go ahead. 122 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:18,845 - Oh, yeah. - Oh. 123 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:21,581 - Eighteen years. Can you believe it? - It's nuts we keep coming back here 124 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,350 every year for Twisted Cyclone. 125 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,919 What? No, no. I meant 18 years married. 126 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,654 And I thought you loved this tradition. 127 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:29,222 - I do! I do. - Are you sure? 128 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,557 I did. 129 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,525 I just-- I don't know, you're such a creature of habit. 130 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:33,760 I love that about you. 131 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:35,729 - I know. - We gotta get them out more... 132 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,230 - I know. No one makes a better... - ...if we want more time. 133 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,833 ...weekly planner than you do, but... [inhales deeply] ...I don't know. 134 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,969 Maybe I just wanna be a little bit more spontaneous and travel, 135 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:45,338 or-- I kind of feel like we don't really go anywhere. 136 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,640 Well, I mean-- Well, we got the kids, and they got school, 137 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,750 they got routines and friends-- 138 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:50,610 - Oh, what friends? - And just all that type of stuff. 139 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,413 Kyle has one friend which, by the way, he never even invites over. 140 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,881 Yeah, but he's a human with a pulse. 141 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,820 - I'll take it. - [chuckles] God. 142 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:57,584 - Nina's the one I'm worried about. - I know. 143 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,850 - She's so anti-establishment. - Mm-hmm. 144 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:01,254 - She's anti the system. She's anti-- - Anti me. 145 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,900 Oh, come on. You know it's true. 146 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,126 [both sighing] 147 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,962 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - No, no, no. 148 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,300 Now's not the time. 149 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,131 You're right. 150 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:14,167 Now is the time to nut up and get ready for the near-death adrenaline rush 151 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,504 of Buffalo's 1998 winner of the fourth-finest roller coaster. 152 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,439 - I know. I know. It's good. - Do you think you can handle it? 153 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,574 Do you think I can still handle it? 154 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:24,511 [screaming] Baby! 155 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,680 - You're so crazy! - You know I love you! 156 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,315 - I love you! - Yeah! [screaming, laughing] 157 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,484 - [screams] Whoa! - [screaming] 158 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,859 [Dan] I promise, next year, we'll go somewhere else. 159 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:43,296 - No. We'll always have Twisted Cyclone. - No, look. I don't need to come back here 160 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,198 to remember that this is where I fell in love with you... 161 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,300 - Aw. - ...on our very first date, 162 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,200 holding your hair back while you barfed. 163 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,871 [chuckles] I still can't believe you wanted to kiss me. 164 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,306 I'll always wanna kiss you. 165 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,307 Aw. 166 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,375 Yeah. 167 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,477 [laughing] 168 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,981 Mmm. [chuckles] 169 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,490 Hey, hey. 170 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:05,251 That picture you just took, it was kind of a private moment. 171 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,487 - You mind deleting it? - Yeah, I do. 172 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,888 Hey, come on, man. Don't. 173 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:13,393 - Don't do that. - [fairgoer grunts] 174 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,863 - Hey, come on. Take it down. - Ooh. 175 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:19,532 Take it down. 176 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:20,667 Make me. 177 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,369 Hey, Dan. Leave it. Let's-- 178 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,371 Yeah. Listen to your lady, Dan. 179 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,242 Is there a tough guy in there, Dan? Hmm? 180 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,770 Are you a tough guy? 181 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,751 Aw. [chuckles] 182 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,854 [breathing heavily] 183 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,360 Hey, tell me. 184 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:50,296 How'd a loser like him get a girl as fine as you... 185 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:51,931 probably were? 186 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,700 [fairgoer 1] Oh. 187 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,268 [sighs] 188 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,370 [laughing] 189 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,838 - Bye, Dan. - Bye, Dan. 190 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,778 [sighs] 191 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,313 I didn't want you to fight him. 192 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:11,451 If I wanted to marry a brawler, I would've. 193 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,920 I know you don't like violence. 194 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,389 It's not like I care what he said. 195 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,812 [toy chimes] 196 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,280 [Dan] Whoa. What are you doing up? 197 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,981 [babbles] 198 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,651 [sniffs, groans] Oh, you want me to do the thing, huh? 199 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,286 [blows] 200 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,154 - Wait, wait. Go. - [giggling] 201 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,910 - [passes gas, babbling] - [Dan grunts, mumbles] 202 00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:52,292 Wipey, wipey. 203 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,227 [squeaks] 204 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,467 - New record! [chuckles] - [babbles] 205 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:17,584 Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed. 206 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,453 Aw. 207 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,656 [groans] Can we do this on Thursday? 208 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,593 I'm so tired. 209 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:27,927 Yeah, sure. 210 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:31,970 [moans, kisses] I love you. 211 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:32,665 I love you too. 212 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,102 [upbeat music playing] 213 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,370 [grunting] 214 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:41,374 Remember to block your faces. You don't wanna lose them. 215 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,548 [chuckles] Husband or boyfriend? 216 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,483 [pants] Teenage daughter. 217 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,180 - Oof. I'm sorry. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 218 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:53,620 [instructor] Okay, guys. Partner up. 219 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,689 [panting] 220 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,240 - You? - [chuckling] Okay. 221 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,959 Cool. [panting] 222 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,828 All right. [grunts] 223 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,464 I'm so bad at this. I-- [grunts] I usually take barre, 224 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,965 but I couldn't find one in Buffalo. 225 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:08,335 No, you're doing great. Just, uh, keep your fists up. 226 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:11,237 - Where's home? - Nowhere, everywhere. 227 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:14,507 - I'm-- [pants] I'm in the travel business. - Ah. Sounds so nice. 228 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,509 Are you here for work? 229 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,278 No, I'm-- I'm here to see my ex. 230 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,713 [instructor] Now swap. 231 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,181 Sorry... [pants] ...TMI. 232 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,516 Don't worry about it. Just take it out on the bag. 233 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,652 - That's what I do. [grunting] - [chuckles] 234 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,487 - How old is your daughter? - [grunts] 235 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,220 Seventeen. 236 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,957 - [grunts] - [gasps] Oh, my God. 237 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:31,858 [gasps] 238 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,461 - [chuckles] I am so sorry... - [chuckles] Mmm. 239 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,863 ...about that again. Ah, how's it feeling? 240 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,198 Mmm, it's, um-- 241 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,800 - No, it's fine. It's a story. - [chuckles] 242 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,169 I got beat up by a physical therapist at the gym. 243 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,304 [chuckles] God. 244 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,600 You have a mean right hook, by the way. 245 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,207 Oh, thanks. 246 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,441 - Gosh. - Mmm. 247 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,643 [smacks lips] Okay. So, where were we? 248 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,120 - Three kids... - Mmm. 249 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,140 Three kids. Yeah. 250 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:59,686 Yeah. Just when I thought I was sending one off to college, um, along came Max. 251 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:02,188 Adorable... 252 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,725 What? 253 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,527 [sighs] I don't know. 254 00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:10,363 I don't know. Sometimes I guess I just feel like I'm a little... 255 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,632 [inhales deeply] I don't know, trapped? 256 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,401 I know that sounds so awful. 257 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,502 Hmm. 258 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,104 It's just that, um, Dan, my hu-- my husband, 259 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:22,420 I mean, he's an amazing-- he's an amazing dad, you know? 260 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:25,378 I guess, uh, he's just so content being here. 261 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,248 - In Buffalo? - [chuckles] 262 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,216 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 263 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,751 - I didn't mean to... [smacks lips] - No. 264 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,586 - ...say it like that. [sighs] - That's true. 265 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,690 I mean, when we met, I wanted to travel. I wanted to see the world. 266 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:40,393 [inhales deeply] But Dan's-- He's just a total homebody, you know? 267 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:43,963 He's so focused on the family, and I do, I love that about him. He's amazing. 268 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,532 I just wish our lives were... 269 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,568 bigger, you know? Just... 270 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:52,572 - [sighs] - I get it. 271 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,908 - I'm sorry. Talk about TMI. - [phone chimes] 272 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,876 [chuckles] No, I've-- I've got to catch a flight, 273 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,278 - as always. - Oh. 274 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,781 But, listen. If you ever do convince your husband to travel, 275 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,317 I promise you, I'm better at my job than I am at kickboxing. 276 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,953 - Thank you. - Thank you. 277 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,893 - [PA jingle plays] - [announcer] Great news. 278 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,429 - Today is Half-Price Wednesday... - [Dan] You're about to go to size 4S, huh? 279 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,565 Are you so big now, huh? How big is Maxie? 280 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,135 So big. 281 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,603 Look at the big muscles. 282 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:28,308 Wow. Hmm. Okay, hold on. 283 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:32,278 We're gonna get this for Mama. And that. And that. 284 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,547 Oh, you wanna get ice cream? 285 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:36,816 Yeah, I'm gonna get you ice cream. 286 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,318 [babbling] 287 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,886 Huh? 288 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,554 Yeah? 289 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,192 Yeah. Oh, there it is. 290 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,293 You want this one? 291 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,895 I'll get you french fries. 292 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,797 [Max babbling] 293 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,669 [sighs] 294 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,204 - [grunting] - [panting] Oh, shit. 295 00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,939 [grunts] 296 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,800 - [shrieks] - Oh. I'm so sorry about this, pal. 297 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,678 - [grunts] - [grunts, pants] 298 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,912 - Really? - [babbles] 299 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,470 [grunts] 300 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:08,140 [grunting] 301 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:11,918 Hey, ***hole. 302 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,787 - At least let me put my kid down. - [grunting] 303 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,299 - [giggles] - [grunts] Oh, shit. 304 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,135 [grunting] 305 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,304 [gasps] Daniel. 306 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,939 - Oh. I'm so sorry, Mrs. Overmeyer. - Uh-oh. 307 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,140 [grunting] 308 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,543 [Mrs. Overmeyer] Oh, my God! 309 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,544 [store manager] Hey! 310 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,248 [grunting] 311 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,653 [grunting, yells] 312 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,194 I told you to let me put my kid down! 313 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,895 [grunting] 314 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,431 [grunts] 315 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,669 [sighs] 316 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,600 - [PA jingle plays] - [pants] I got 'em. 317 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,420 [announcer] Cleaning team to aisle three, please. 318 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,678 [scanner beeps] 319 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,746 Sorry about the mess. [pants] 320 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,181 Th-- Thank you for shopping at Fresh, Fresh, Fresh. 321 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,253 [tires squealing] 322 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,421 [grumbles] 323 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,627 Hold on. [pants] 324 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,166 Oh. Hey, Beau. 325 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,836 - Hey, Dan. - [pants] Have a good one. 326 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,104 [pants] All right. 327 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,572 [pants] 328 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,642 [panting] 329 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,590 Shit. The passports are out of date. 330 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,300 [breathes heavily] 331 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,936 From here on in, Daddy's paying in cash, Maxie. 332 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,871 [babbles, squeals] 333 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,730 [person 3] Hello? 334 00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:14,941 Hey, don't hang up. 335 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,430 How are you still alive? 336 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,745 Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice too. 337 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,315 Look, I need new identities. I'm burned. Full packets. 338 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,510 Me, my wife, and three kids. 339 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,153 Three? How did that happen? 340 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,322 Do I really need to explain the birds and the bees right now, Augie, 341 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,590 or can we talk business? 342 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,627 McCaffrey scorched the earth looking for you. 343 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,363 Yep. Looks like he's found me. 344 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,630 - [Augie] How? - I don't know. 345 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,998 Social media, I guess. 346 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,166 You idiot. 347 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,403 - [sighs] - I had to leave my life behind. 348 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:47,974 Now I'm stuck in Tempe, Arizona, making fake IDs for entitled college pricks. 349 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:52,178 - Should I go? - Oh, no. You can stay. 350 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,480 But given you're trying to look like you're not in college, 351 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,349 maybe try losing the hoodie? 352 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:57,984 [mutters indistinctly] 353 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,719 Look, I'll pay you a half a million in cash. 354 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,522 And you get Doris a condo in one of those retirement places. 355 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,692 You know, the ones with the golf carts, the wine and cheese happy hour, 356 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,893 mah-jongg at six o'clock? 357 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,361 Leave my mom out of this. 358 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,663 - Oh, she'll love it. - I can sell you out for twice that. 359 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,332 Well, you haven't in 18 years. 360 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,834 - Meet me in Vegas in three days. - [sighs] 361 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:17,837 [clicks tongue] 362 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,739 I'll give you a time and a place once I'm on the road. 363 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,408 Vegas? Why Vegas? 364 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,377 I can't tell my wife I'm taking her on vacation to Tempe, Arizona. 365 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,278 Vegas, I can sell. 366 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,547 You haven't told them? Are you mental? 367 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,749 What, do you think it's that easy? What am I meant to do? 368 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,885 Sit them down and tell them the whole story over French toast? 369 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,454 Oh, hey, kids. You know what? Pass the maple syrup. By the way, 370 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,523 your dad was a government assassin. 371 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,250 I'll tell them when I'm on the road and safe. Three days, Augie. 372 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:45,932 Chess club. 373 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,301 [exhales heavily] 374 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,540 [breathes heavily] All right, come on. 375 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,543 [tires squeal] 376 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,778 [school bell rings] 377 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,853 Where's Nina? [panting] 378 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,855 Nina's not the editor anymore. She quit. 379 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,256 What? When? 380 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,250 Three months ago. 381 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,560 So, where is she now? 382 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,662 I don't know. 383 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,863 [sighs] All right, look. 384 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,965 I'll give you 50 bucks for your best guess of where Nina is. 385 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,501 I'm a journalist. I don't give people up. 386 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,869 100. 387 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,237 Try under the bleachers. [sighs] 388 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,939 That's what I thought. 389 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:36,116 I wrote my college essay on how universities propagate systemic racism, 390 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,317 and my mom shot it down. 391 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,485 - [scoffs] - I was like, "Hello, 392 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,686 that's how change happens." 393 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,755 And she goes, "No, that's how community college happens." 394 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:43,423 - [chuckles] - [Dan] Nina. 395 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,759 Dad, what are you doing here? 396 00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:47,927 This is a safe space. He can't just come in here. 397 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:48,995 Your dad's hot. 398 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,698 - Okay, Kelly. That's gross. - [chuckles] 399 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,233 You're meant to be in an editorial meeting. 400 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,235 Yeah, I am. I-- I was. 401 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,170 - I-- - You quit three months ago. 402 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,439 How could you do that? You worked so hard to become editor. 403 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,675 - [scoffs] You don't even read my stuff. - Of course I do. 404 00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,109 - I always do. - Yeah. Bullshit. 405 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,178 You know what? I don't have time for this. Where's the chess club? 406 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,280 - We need to find your brother. - Can't you tell me what's going on? 407 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,282 Nothing. I-- I have a surprise for the family, okay? 408 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,918 - What's the surprise? - Where is the chess club? 409 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,287 - [sighs] - It's in the math building. 410 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,990 Thank you, Kelly. [sighs] 411 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,992 - Dad, wait. - What now? 412 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,860 [sighs] He's not there. 413 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,537 Stay in the car. 414 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,539 Oh, no. Forget it. I am not missing this. 415 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,474 - Missing what? - Nothing. [grunts] 416 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,876 [Kyle] Go, go, go, go, go. 417 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,480 - Shit. - [Dan] Are you Samir? 418 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,883 - Yeah. - I'm Kyle's dad. Is he here? 419 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,419 [cans clatter] 420 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,192 What happened to chess club? 421 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,993 Um... [stammers] It was canceled today. 422 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,529 - Right-- Right, Samir? - You don't pay me to lie. 423 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,866 - You pay him? - No, I-- [stammers] 424 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,535 [stammers] Um, you don't need to-- It's-- 425 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,208 - I-- I can explain. - [Dan] Get in the car. 426 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,510 - I-- [sighs] - Get in the car. 427 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:11,911 [Dan] Let's go now. 428 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,715 - [chuckles] - [Kyle] Traitor. 429 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,161 - [Nina] So, what's the big surprise? - We're going on a trip. 430 00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,300 Oh, I actually have plans this weekend, so I-- 431 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,331 You're very grounded, both of you. 432 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,232 [sighs] 433 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,506 [sighs] 434 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,976 Look, we're going up there to get your mom. 435 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:45,278 You two are gonna show her nothing but excitement for this trip, 436 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,470 or I'm gonna tell her that you've been lying to us, 437 00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:48,648 and you know how that's gonna go down. 438 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,583 Where are we even going? 439 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,651 [mother] Vegas? 440 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,721 - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... 441 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,560 - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. 442 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,580 I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. 443 00:20:58,580 --> 00:20:59,826 - Is Jorge the one that does... - [Kyle grunting] 444 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,896 - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. 445 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:06,766 - Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? - No, Mrs. Kessler. 446 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,100 There's no massages today. 447 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,136 No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? 448 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,605 Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip. 449 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,475 - Whoo! Yes! - Oh, so pumped. 450 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,411 Dan, we can't just up and go to Vegas. 451 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,280 I mean-- And why Vegas? 452 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,217 I know it's not Europe, but there's a Venice and an Eiffel Tower. 453 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,786 You know what? I bet you we can get last-minute Adele tickets. 454 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,488 - You love Adele. - [sighs deeply] You love Adele. 455 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,256 Of course I love Adele. Who doesn't love Adele? 456 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,125 - I love Adele. - Everybody loves Adele. 457 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,960 She's got the voice of a freaking angel. 458 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,429 Come on, Jess. What is holding us back? 459 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:39,599 Who are you? I mean, I don't even recognize you. [chuckles] 460 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,768 Well, you're gonna love him. He's crazy in bed. 461 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,136 - Oh. Oh. - [gasps] Ooh. 462 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,771 Are you sure it's not Tuesday? 463 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,774 You deserve a break. And I think this could be really good for us as a family. 464 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,509 And we're driving there? 465 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,478 Well, nothing brings a family together like a road trip. 466 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,415 But we gotta go now. [stammers] Before the traffic gets bad. 467 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,180 And Mrs. Kessler, I'm so sorry. You keep working on those deltoids, okay? 468 00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,986 - Thanks, Jorge. - What about our stuff? 469 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,355 - I mean, I need to pack, the baby. It's-- - Oh, no, no, no. 470 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,491 I got all the basics packed already. Yeah. When we get there, 471 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,600 we're gonna use the money that we saved on flights to go all Pretty Woman 472 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,495 - in those fancy hotel boutiques... - [sighs] 473 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,296 - ...that smell like leather and patchouli. - Stop. 474 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,632 And guess who's got no budget? You get whatever you want. 475 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,833 [exhales heavily] 476 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,970 [sighs deeply] Okay. Oh, this is totally crazy. 477 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:18,538 - Dan, this is crazy. - I know. It's crazy. 478 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:19,839 - Oh, my God. - We're gonna get crazy. 479 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,374 We're going to Vegas! 480 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,743 [Jess] Do we have snacks? 481 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,145 [Dan] Let's just get out there on the road, 482 00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:26,813 and then we can make a stop and-- 483 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,854 I think I'm gonna take a shortcut. Save us a little bit of time. 484 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,289 [Jess] What? 485 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,462 Go, go, go! 486 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,765 - Whoa. Shit. - It's a shortcut. You never take Elmwood? 487 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:46,700 - Shit. - [giggles] 488 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,643 [Dan] All right. We're off. 489 00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:02,849 [Max babbling] 490 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,510 Hey, Maxie. 491 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:06,886 - First road trip. - Yeah. 492 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,823 [chuckles] Max, you excited? 493 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,959 Five hours on a plane, or 33 hours in a car? 494 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,127 I choose 33 hours. 495 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:16,196 - [babbles] - [Jess] Da! 496 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,772 Honey, you remembered my boots! 497 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,674 - Yeah. - Baby! 498 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:28,842 I can't believe that. 499 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,550 - [Jess] Whoa. Jesus. - Oh, my God. Jesus. Dad. 500 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,319 - Easy there, lead-foot. - Sorry about that. 501 00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:41,540 Think a squirrel or something jumped out in front of me. 502 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:42,389 [babbles] 503 00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:43,423 [tires squealing] 504 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,125 Oh, my God. 505 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:48,610 - Where on earth are you taking us? - What? Oh, no. This is a shortcut, honey. 506 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:49,329 You never take it? 507 00:23:51,970 --> 00:23:51,931 Shit. 508 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:56,703 He's tracking us. 509 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,338 - [Jess] Huh? - Oh, nothing. 510 00:23:58,338 --> 00:23:59,472 Nothing, honey. 511 00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:02,750 [laptop beeping] 512 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,650 Uh, you know what? Actually, I-- I gotta... [sighs] 513 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,285 ...stop and check something at work real quick. 514 00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:20,126 [remote beeps] 515 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:25,131 - Is that Hal? - [Dan] Yeah. He's got a new mustache. 516 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,966 - You work with that guy? - [Dan] It will just be a second. 517 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,174 I think there's a service area to the right. 518 00:24:44,184 --> 00:24:47,754 All right. If you guys just give me a second, I'll be right there. 519 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,528 - Dad, what the hell? - Language, Nina. 520 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,997 Dan, what the hell? 521 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,599 Oh, well, we're driving 2,000 miles. 522 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,501 We've gotta change the oil, check the coolant, 523 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,400 pop a little extra air in the tires. 524 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,806 I'd hate to be halfway across the desert and wish we'd checked that coolant, right? 525 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,942 Can we not be in the car for it? 526 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,415 Okay, he's stopped. He's right ahead of us. 527 00:25:15,415 --> 00:25:17,150 [tools whirring] 528 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:27,360 [grunts] 529 00:25:37,337 --> 00:25:38,438 [tracker] He should be here. 530 00:25:46,146 --> 00:25:49,820 [sighs] Hey, guys. Just, uh, ha-- hang in there for a minute. 531 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:50,183 [Jess] Dan? 532 00:25:51,151 --> 00:25:52,719 [Kyle] Mom, when we're in Vegas, 533 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,388 - can I go to HyperX? - No, you're not going to a strip club. 534 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,990 - It's not a strip club. - Why are you laughing? 535 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,191 - You're not gambling, Nina. - [chuckles] 536 00:25:58,191 --> 00:25:59,726 - Do you have a fake ID? - I-- I'm not-- I'm not being-- No. 537 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,610 - Dan! - [pop music playing] 538 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:03,697 [Dan] Hey, Hal. Nice wheels. 539 00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:05,310 - She just come in? - Yeah. 540 00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:06,766 I was thinking about opening her up a little bit. 541 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:10,700 Oh, man. I tell you what. She wants to go fast. 542 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,237 Cars are like chicks, man. 543 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,573 - Yes! Right. - Get her on the freeway. 544 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:15,709 You open her up. And you get a ticket, it's on me. 545 00:26:21,281 --> 00:26:23,583 Oh, I got him. He's on the move. He's heading west. 546 00:26:28,488 --> 00:26:29,589 Hey, guys. 547 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:30,757 - Yes? - [Dan] We're ready. 548 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,260 Are we going to Vegas, or are we just gonna live up here? 549 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:35,662 - We're on our way, honey. [chuckles] - [groans] 550 00:26:36,196 --> 00:26:38,198 ["Ready Set Go" playing] 551 00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:05,658 - Honey, aren't your feet cold? - I don't care. I am on vacation. 552 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,761 What are you doing? 553 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,295 [chuckles] I'm posting about our trip. 554 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:12,499 Look, do we really need to be posting and tweeting and TikToking? 555 00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:13,900 In my day, road trips were all about interaction. 556 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,969 No, Dad. Please. I can't deal with a dad lecture right now. 557 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,538 You literally don't even know how to text, so your opinion doesn't count. 558 00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:20,540 I'm serious. This should be a device-free vacation, okay? 559 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:21,641 Give them up, now. 560 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:22,909 - Wh-- What? - [Dan] Seriously. 561 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,344 - [Jess] What? - Give it up. Now. 562 00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:27,847 - Jess, a little help? - Okay, you heard him. Hand 'em over. 563 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:30,517 Yours too. 564 00:27:31,618 --> 00:27:34,454 All right. Mine too. All of us, okay? Solidarity! Bye! 565 00:27:34,454 --> 00:27:38,992 [all] No! 566 00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:42,280 [gasps] 567 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,329 [giggling] 568 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,365 - [Jess shouting] - [Nina] No, no, no. Dad. 569 00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:47,267 - No way you just did that. What? - Oh, my God, Dad. 570 00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:49,569 I've just freed our family from the shackles of technology 571 00:27:49,569 --> 00:27:51,371 - with a flick of my wrist. Just like that. - [Kyle] Stop the car. 572 00:27:51,371 --> 00:27:54,474 And trust me, it's gonna bring us all closer together. Just you wait. 573 00:27:54,474 --> 00:27:55,942 You've lost your mind. 574 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:58,178 - [Jess] Oh, my God. - Whatever. I'll just buy myself a new one. 575 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,180 What, like you buy your friends? 576 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,182 - Look, Samir is a business associate. - Oh, yeah. 577 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,284 - Look. At least they're talking. - [Nina] Do you wanna tell Mom and Dad 578 00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:05,852 - about all your business endeavors? - I don't give a-- 579 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,487 I've got a question for you, Mr. Spontaneous. 580 00:28:07,487 --> 00:28:10,223 Without our phones, how are we gonna know where we're going? 581 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,659 If this is a joke, it's not funny. 582 00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:15,362 It's not a joke. We're going on a family road trip. We need maps. 583 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:18,998 Dude, why don't you just, like, you know-- [imitates beeping] 584 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:21,368 Yeah, Dad. Why? 585 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,703 Because he was trying to promote familial bonding... 586 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:24,771 - [Jess] Mm-hmm. - ...through the forcible 587 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:25,739 removal of technology. 588 00:28:26,573 --> 00:28:28,875 Look, I need travel help. Isn't this what you do? 589 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,844 [sighs] Not for a long time. 590 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,548 What's, uh-- What's your destination? 591 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:36,716 Uh, Las Vegas. [sighs] 592 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,418 I'm also going to need help with some reservations, 593 00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:40,620 if that's not too much of an inconvenience for you. 594 00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:44,624 Okay. Ah, okay. Here you go. 595 00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:47,227 All right. 596 00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:48,361 [coughing] 597 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:54,768 - I'm gonna need a credit card. - You know what? Here's my membership card. 598 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:57,237 I think you'll see I've got a few rewards points there. 599 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,605 [chuckles] That's not really how it works. 600 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:00,173 - It's like a whole thing. - Oh, I get it. 601 00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:02,776 Maybe with all those points, I don't even need a credit card. 602 00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:03,977 ["Ice Ice Baby" playing] 603 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,813 What do you think, Levon? Are we good? 604 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,181 How many points do we have? 605 00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:11,418 Looks like you are platinum elite superior diamond members. 606 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,753 [chuckles] And I would love to help you today. 607 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,221 [chuckles] 608 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,357 [both] ♪ Stop, collaborate and listen ♪ 609 00:29:17,357 --> 00:29:19,559 ♪ Ice is back with a brand-new invention ♪ 610 00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:23,229 ♪ Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly ♪ 611 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:24,364 ♪ Will it ever stop? Yo ♪ 612 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:27,801 ♪ I don't know Turn off the lights and-- and I'll glow ♪ 613 00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:29,669 ♪ To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal ♪ 614 00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:32,405 - Please stop. Can someone unlock the car? - ♪ A chump like a candle ♪ 615 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:36,843 ♪ Deadly ♪ 616 00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:39,979 [Jess] Say, "Ooh." 617 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,810 Damn. 618 00:29:41,681 --> 00:29:42,816 It's pretty impressive, huh? 619 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:44,984 How good is Mom? 620 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,419 [both] ♪ ...problem, yo, I'll solve it ♪ 621 00:29:46,419 --> 00:29:48,321 ♪ Check out the hook While the DJ revolves it ♪ 622 00:29:48,321 --> 00:29:50,156 ♪ Ice, ice, baby ♪ 623 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:51,958 Come on, guys. 624 00:29:52,592 --> 00:29:55,328 - ♪ Ice, ice, baby ♪ - What is "ice, ice, baby"? 625 00:30:14,614 --> 00:30:16,490 Call in everybody. 626 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,685 The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros. 627 00:30:18,685 --> 00:30:21,654 - I want 'em found. - Well, there's no hits on their cards. 628 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,123 Must be using cash. 629 00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:25,425 I've been tracking their socials, but nothing so far. 630 00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:26,993 Must have turned their phones off. 631 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:30,363 Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi. 632 00:30:30,363 --> 00:30:31,598 He's pretty good. 633 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,503 [boss] Get eyes on the road, and find that minivan. 634 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:37,904 You got it, boss. 635 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,607 Be tough for him to switch cars without tipping off the family. 636 00:30:40,607 --> 00:30:43,900 - What makes you think they don't know? - They're still with him. 637 00:30:52,752 --> 00:30:55,655 Look at you. You're in withdrawal. 638 00:30:55,655 --> 00:30:58,725 Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? 639 00:30:58,725 --> 00:31:00,600 I have a brand to manage. 640 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,829 A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed 641 00:31:02,829 --> 00:31:04,664 capitalist machine is a brand? 642 00:31:04,664 --> 00:31:05,865 Oh, good. Trevor's here. 643 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,735 [stammers] Do you even remember what your own personality is like? 644 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:10,303 No. 645 00:31:12,405 --> 00:31:13,540 You used to be cool. 646 00:31:17,577 --> 00:31:20,680 - Do I know you? - [stammers] I don't think so. 647 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,382 Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch. 648 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:25,852 You're the guy who took down Synapse live on his own stream! 649 00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:27,253 You're Kyllboi. Right? 650 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:29,756 [stammers] You know about that? 651 00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:31,858 Yeah. Dude, that was bad***. 652 00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:33,193 - Um... - Can I get a picture? 653 00:31:33,193 --> 00:31:36,196 - Um, uh, sure. - [chuckles] 654 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:39,299 Jess... [sighs] ...I don't know how to tell you this, 655 00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:42,302 but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. 656 00:31:42,302 --> 00:31:45,405 [inhales deeply] The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- 657 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,775 [inhales shakily] The truth is, when we met-- 658 00:31:48,775 --> 00:31:50,377 - [toilet flushes] - Before I met-- 659 00:31:55,515 --> 00:31:57,917 All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. 660 00:31:58,785 --> 00:32:01,154 Oh, can I get, uh, four of those disposable cameras too, please? 661 00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:02,255 Yeah. 662 00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:04,457 Here you go. 663 00:32:04,457 --> 00:32:06,459 - Thank you. Keep the change. - Thank you. 664 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:12,332 [fan] You're awesome, dude. For real. 665 00:32:12,332 --> 00:32:13,767 [chuckles] I mean, thank you. 666 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:16,269 I mean, this is-- this is literally the worst ever-- [chuckles] 667 00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:17,871 - [Max babbles] - [Jess] I'm gonna get you. 668 00:32:17,871 --> 00:32:18,972 [gasps] I'm gonna get you! 669 00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:20,807 [Dan] All right. Here, kiddo. Go make some memories. 670 00:32:20,807 --> 00:32:23,176 Yeah, I'm-- I don't know, this is-- It's just a weird experience for me. 671 00:32:23,176 --> 00:32:25,879 - [fan] That's so cool I ran into you. - Look at your brother. He's made a friend. 672 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:27,480 - [fan] Uh, can you do the thing? - Uh, yeah. 673 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,915 [shutter clicking] 674 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:30,950 - Awesome. Thanks, Kyllboi. - Thank you. 675 00:32:32,252 --> 00:32:34,454 - Hey, what was all this about? - That's a really good question. 676 00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:36,890 - What was that about? - Yeah, and who's Kyllboi? 677 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:38,358 - [Kyle] Um-- - [Nina] You know, that sounds familiar. 678 00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:39,793 I feel like I know who that is. 679 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,294 - That's-- [stammers] - [stammers] No one. 680 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:42,762 - It's nothing. - Oh, my God. 681 00:32:42,762 --> 00:32:44,300 - It's not important. - He's Kyllboi. 682 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,266 It's his gamer tag. He never quit gaming. 683 00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:48,201 He thinks he's, like, famous or something now. 684 00:32:48,201 --> 00:32:49,369 - [Max babbles] - Really? 685 00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:51,838 - Big boy! [gasping] - Da. 686 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:54,400 - [gasping] Da? - Is she gonna post that picture? 687 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,576 - Um, prob-- probably, yeah. - [Jess] Hey! 688 00:32:56,576 --> 00:32:58,440 Did you get some rooms? 689 00:32:58,845 --> 00:33:00,847 Uh, no. They're all booked. We gotta keep going. 690 00:33:00,847 --> 00:33:02,282 - [Jess] Really? - [Dan] Yeah. 691 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,863 [babbling] 692 00:33:26,873 --> 00:33:27,707 [in Swedish] It's them. 693 00:33:33,546 --> 00:33:34,647 - Let's go. - [grunts] 694 00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:51,498 [FM radio host speaking, in English] 695 00:33:56,569 --> 00:33:58,138 ["Only Time" playing] 696 00:34:03,843 --> 00:34:05,679 [babbles] 697 00:35:03,737 --> 00:35:04,871 [screams, grunts] 698 00:35:04,871 --> 00:35:06,306 [chuckles] 699 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:14,470 [babbles, chuckles] 700 00:35:29,162 --> 00:35:30,597 [grunting] 701 00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:38,238 [grunting] 702 00:35:41,274 --> 00:35:42,909 [grunting] 703 00:35:44,344 --> 00:35:45,345 [babbles] 704 00:35:47,914 --> 00:35:50,316 - [choking] - [giggling] 705 00:35:51,284 --> 00:35:53,520 - [screams] - [brakes squealing] 706 00:35:58,458 --> 00:35:59,325 [grunts] 707 00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:02,962 [screams] 708 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:04,864 - [thuds] - [gasps] 709 00:36:04,864 --> 00:36:05,932 [Max chuckles] 710 00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:08,168 - What was that? - Hey, honey. 711 00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:10,360 Just a little bit of a pothole there. 712 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:16,343 Max, did you see that? That guy was flying. 713 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:18,578 - [pants] - [chuckling] 714 00:36:30,223 --> 00:36:33,526 [sighing] 715 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,163 [groans] 716 00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:38,298 [gasps] Oh, my God. 717 00:36:38,298 --> 00:36:40,660 - Jesus. - Oh, my God. 718 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:42,302 [babbles, laughs] 719 00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:43,970 - [Jess] Where are we? - [Dan] Iowa. 720 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:45,538 - [Jess] Iowa? - [Dan] Yeah. 721 00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:46,906 Wait. Did you drive all night? 722 00:36:46,906 --> 00:36:48,508 Well, what can I say? 723 00:36:48,508 --> 00:36:51,244 I was so damn excited... [inhales sharply] ...I couldn't sleep. 724 00:36:51,244 --> 00:36:53,179 I mean, I kept getting second winds. More like fifth winds. 725 00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:55,548 - And then, before you know it, bam. - God. 726 00:36:55,548 --> 00:36:56,750 We're in Iowa City. 727 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,351 That's not a real cow, honey. 728 00:36:58,351 --> 00:36:59,753 - Okay? - Oh, my God. 729 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:02,422 Oh, my God. Did you just say we're in Iowa City? 730 00:37:02,422 --> 00:37:03,556 - Oh, my God. - [Dan] Yes, honey. 731 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:05,959 That means we're like-- we're literally, like, half an inch from SIU. 732 00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:07,327 We can-- We can stop and-- 733 00:37:07,327 --> 00:37:09,329 [groans] We are not gonna stop and see Trevor, okay? 734 00:37:09,329 --> 00:37:10,630 - Mmm. - [Nina] Actually, 735 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:13,166 I meant that I wanted to see campus, but whatever. 736 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:15,568 Oh. Right. 'Cause you're really interested in seeing the facilities. 737 00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:17,170 - Yeah. Actually, I am. - Are you serious? 738 00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:19,606 Are we gonna argue about this? About you following a boy to college? 739 00:37:19,606 --> 00:37:21,207 - I'm not following a boy to col-- - Guys. 740 00:37:21,207 --> 00:37:22,742 [Jess] You're gonna go for three months-- 741 00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:24,744 - Guys. - It's the college that I want to go to. 742 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:26,212 Obviously, I would want to go see the campus. 743 00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:28,815 - [Jess] Why do you wanna go? - [Nina] We're so far from home. 744 00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:30,417 This place is gorgeous. 745 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,218 How could you not want me to come here? 746 00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:37,357 [scoffs, chuckles] I cannot believe that you are encouraging this. 747 00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:39,426 Look, it wouldn't hurt for us to be off the road for a bit. 748 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:42,950 Besides, I mean, maybe if we want her to listen to us, 749 00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:43,830 we gotta start listening to her more. 750 00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:46,533 - Let her look around. It's safe, nice. - Mmm. 751 00:37:46,533 --> 00:37:50,303 And besides, it'll-- it'll give us a chance to talk. 752 00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:52,939 [marching band playing music] 753 00:37:58,645 --> 00:38:01,781 Okay. You wanna find out what college life is really about? 754 00:38:02,415 --> 00:38:04,117 Hmm? Follow me. 755 00:38:04,617 --> 00:38:06,219 [crowd cheering, whistling] 756 00:38:15,295 --> 00:38:18,310 Ah! This takes me back. 757 00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:22,435 - It's like a toxic masculinity convention. - [groans] It's called school spirit, Nina. 758 00:38:22,435 --> 00:38:25,238 Yeah, okay. You're not the one who's gonna get flipped over in a porta-potty. 759 00:38:25,238 --> 00:38:26,873 [chuckles] 760 00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:28,508 Well, it's pretty festive. Do you like it? 761 00:38:28,508 --> 00:38:31,144 - Yeah. It's cool. - Yes. 762 00:38:33,179 --> 00:38:35,448 Hey, ***y. You want me to show you how to do a keg stand? 763 00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:38,585 Hmm. 764 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:40,720 Oh, ew. 765 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,288 Sorry. I didn't realize you were... 766 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:44,824 a mom. [chuckles] 767 00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:48,194 Nina. 768 00:38:49,262 --> 00:38:50,430 Do you mind? 769 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:52,320 - Okay. Here you go. - [Dan stammers] 770 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:54,968 Yep. 771 00:38:54,968 --> 00:38:56,136 [chuckling] Oh, my God. 772 00:38:56,136 --> 00:38:58,505 - Yo! Come through. She's gonna do it. - Mom. Mom. Mom! 773 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:01,508 - [cheering] - Mom! 774 00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:02,642 I can't-- 775 00:39:04,644 --> 00:39:05,745 [Jess] Mm-mmm. 776 00:39:07,647 --> 00:39:09,683 [cheering] 777 00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:12,686 [chuckles] 778 00:39:14,387 --> 00:39:16,823 - Beer me! - [student 2] Come on! Yeah! 779 00:39:16,823 --> 00:39:20,326 Chug! Chug! Chug! 780 00:39:20,326 --> 00:39:22,950 [students whistling, clamoring] Chug! 781 00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:23,663 Chug! Chug! Chug! 782 00:39:23,663 --> 00:39:24,898 Chug! Chug! 783 00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:27,500 [cheering] 784 00:39:28,635 --> 00:39:30,670 Whoo! Whoo! 785 00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:33,600 [students cheering] 786 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,676 [chuckles] 787 00:39:36,676 --> 00:39:39,679 - Don't you ever try anything like that. - [Nina] Mom, that was-- 788 00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:41,848 that was awesome, actually. I-- [chuckles, stammers] 789 00:39:41,848 --> 00:39:42,916 "Beer me"? 790 00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:45,118 [chuckles] Mmm. 791 00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:47,520 Let's get, uh, out of here before I get too competitive 792 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,723 - and start kicking *** at beer pong. - Oh, my God. 793 00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:51,224 I wonder what that looks like. 794 00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:54,127 [tour guide] I hope you all enjoyed seeing the library. 795 00:39:54,127 --> 00:39:55,829 First time for me too. [laughs] 796 00:39:55,829 --> 00:39:57,897 - Hey, guys. Look. There's a tour. - [tour guide] And you know... 797 00:39:57,897 --> 00:40:00,567 Let's slip in the back and pretend like we were a part of the group all along. 798 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:01,868 - Do we have to? - [Dan] Yeah. 799 00:40:01,868 --> 00:40:03,136 We're here to support your sister. 800 00:40:03,136 --> 00:40:05,380 If you're questioning that, you get to strap on Max. 801 00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:06,706 - Let's go. - Next up, 802 00:40:06,706 --> 00:40:10,430 we'll head on over to visit our state-of-the-art athletic facilities. 803 00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:13,380 [Nina] I'm sorry that I ratted you out. 804 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,116 It's just, it drives me crazy that you get away with so much, 805 00:40:16,116 --> 00:40:19,452 and I get yelled at constantly just because you guys don't get Trevor. 806 00:40:19,452 --> 00:40:20,854 [stammers] We get Trevor. 807 00:40:20,854 --> 00:40:22,455 - We don't like Trevor. - Why? 808 00:40:23,390 --> 00:40:26,259 Ever since you've been dating him, you've been like a completely different person. 809 00:40:27,927 --> 00:40:29,262 I liked you better before. 810 00:40:29,963 --> 00:40:32,132 Plus, he-- he treats you like shit. You deserve more. 811 00:40:35,135 --> 00:40:39,500 Is that-- Is that, like, genuine concern for my feelings? 812 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,608 - No. God, no. Gross. - [laughs] 813 00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:45,812 - I wonder what's going on in your mind. - [laughs] 814 00:40:45,812 --> 00:40:47,580 It's just-- I don't know. 815 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,816 Another blast from the past. 816 00:40:50,417 --> 00:40:51,918 Oh. You think you can still do it? 817 00:40:52,419 --> 00:40:55,989 No. Not unless I wanted to end up in the hospital. 818 00:40:56,723 --> 00:41:00,260 It's just-- [inhales sharply] It's funny to think how different my life would be 819 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:02,362 if I hadn't torn my ACL. 820 00:41:02,362 --> 00:41:05,131 - Well, do you want it to be different? - No. God, no. 821 00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:07,767 It's just-- [inhales sharply] You know, it's just strange. 822 00:41:07,767 --> 00:41:09,736 You've never even met that version of me. 823 00:41:09,736 --> 00:41:12,372 You just know Jessica, the physical therapist. 824 00:41:12,372 --> 00:41:13,973 Well, I love every version of you. 825 00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,309 - Yeah? - Yeah. Especially that keg stand one. 826 00:41:16,309 --> 00:41:17,677 - It was so freaking hot. - [laughs] 827 00:41:17,677 --> 00:41:19,579 - Yeah? - Oh, my God. 828 00:41:23,416 --> 00:41:25,585 - Don't answer that. Oh, my. - [chuckles] God. 829 00:41:26,386 --> 00:41:29,489 You have been acting so weird this whole trip. 830 00:41:29,489 --> 00:41:32,325 But I gotta tell you, I'm kind of into spontaneous Dan. 831 00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:35,729 Well, you know, Jess. I mean, we all have different versions of ourselves. 832 00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:37,263 - And sometimes, you just-- - Yeah. 833 00:41:37,864 --> 00:41:39,666 - That guy with the gold chain. - Um... 834 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:41,434 He wasn't with the group before. 835 00:41:42,202 --> 00:41:43,536 - Okay. - What's he doing? 836 00:41:43,536 --> 00:41:44,671 [stammers] 837 00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:47,140 [Gold Chain speaks German] 838 00:41:48,410 --> 00:41:50,210 Well, they grow up fast, huh? Which one is yours? 839 00:41:50,944 --> 00:41:53,790 My daughter is back in Stuttgart. 840 00:41:53,813 --> 00:41:56,116 - I look at school for her. - Wow. That's a hike. 841 00:41:56,716 --> 00:41:58,118 [Gold Chain] I have business here. 842 00:41:58,118 --> 00:42:01,540 [tour guide] Chemistry, astronomy, astrophysics... 843 00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:02,956 Hey, you mentioned having business in Iowa. 844 00:42:03,456 --> 00:42:04,758 What business would that be? 845 00:42:05,258 --> 00:42:07,227 - Corn. - Yeah? 846 00:42:07,227 --> 00:42:08,528 That's what's in the case? 847 00:42:08,528 --> 00:42:09,596 [in German] Of course. 848 00:42:09,596 --> 00:42:12,132 [in English] Oh. Ladies. 849 00:42:12,132 --> 00:42:13,299 [group member] Thanks. 850 00:42:13,299 --> 00:42:15,568 - After you. - No, I insist. 851 00:42:17,303 --> 00:42:18,972 - Dan? - Oh. Hey, honey. 852 00:42:18,972 --> 00:42:19,939 - Coming? - Yeah. 853 00:42:19,939 --> 00:42:22,409 I'm just getting to know this fella here. All the way from Stuttgart, Germany. 854 00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:23,643 - Oh. - You know, I had a pen pal 855 00:42:23,643 --> 00:42:25,245 from Stuttgart back in high school. 856 00:42:25,245 --> 00:42:27,130 I even learned a little German. 857 00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:29,282 [in German] Nobody needs to know. 858 00:42:29,282 --> 00:42:32,180 If you want to speak about what's in the case, 859 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:33,820 it will stay between us. 860 00:42:34,654 --> 00:42:37,900 [laughing, in English] What did you just say? 861 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:38,258 "Where's the discotheque?" 862 00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:40,627 [laughs] Right. Okay. [laughs] 863 00:42:40,627 --> 00:42:42,295 Don't worry, honey. We'll catch up, okay? 864 00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:44,330 - [Jess] All right, honey. - [in German] Goodbye, my love. 865 00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:47,567 [laughs] 866 00:42:47,567 --> 00:42:49,135 [in English] Fine. You wanna dance. 867 00:42:49,135 --> 00:42:50,737 Let's see what's in the case. 868 00:42:55,275 --> 00:42:57,344 - What the hell is that? - Heirloom corn. 869 00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:58,845 I thought I made this clear. 870 00:42:59,479 --> 00:43:01,514 So, you're just German? 871 00:43:01,514 --> 00:43:02,982 [in German] Yes, exactly. 872 00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:05,218 [in English] Oh, shit. [grunts] 873 00:43:05,218 --> 00:43:06,286 [grunts] 874 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:25,672 [both grunting] 875 00:43:27,707 --> 00:43:28,875 - [grunts] - [groans] 876 00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:31,611 - Biology labs are over there. - Where's Dad? 877 00:43:31,611 --> 00:43:34,314 - [tour guide] Physics labs are down there. - He's talking to some German guy. 878 00:43:35,882 --> 00:43:37,817 We have our chemistry labs right here. 879 00:43:37,817 --> 00:43:39,352 [grunts] 880 00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:43,356 - [groans] - [blinds clatter] 881 00:43:43,356 --> 00:43:46,590 Never a dull moment in the labs. [laughs] Moving on. 882 00:43:46,590 --> 00:43:47,160 Let me show you 883 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,696 the biggest Van de Graaff generator in the Midwest. 884 00:43:49,696 --> 00:43:51,831 [Jess] Mmm. 885 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:54,701 [Dan groans] 886 00:43:56,703 --> 00:43:57,637 [pants] 887 00:43:58,972 --> 00:44:00,240 [grunts, groans] 888 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,208 [groans] 889 00:44:04,878 --> 00:44:07,470 [groaning] 890 00:44:15,989 --> 00:44:17,190 [screams] 891 00:44:23,229 --> 00:44:25,565 [grunting, groaning] 892 00:44:43,550 --> 00:44:44,384 [breathes heavily] 893 00:44:53,393 --> 00:44:56,563 [tour guide] So, I hope you've all enjoyed this tour of our wonderful campus. 894 00:44:56,563 --> 00:44:58,398 I know I have. 895 00:44:58,398 --> 00:45:00,333 - Hey. It's getting late, huh? - Hey. 896 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:02,135 - We should probably get back on the road. - Yeah. 897 00:45:02,135 --> 00:45:05,472 - Where's Nina? - Oh. I said she could go say hi to Trevor. 898 00:45:05,472 --> 00:45:07,107 It felt cruel to deny her. 899 00:45:07,107 --> 00:45:08,975 [breathes deeply] It's okay. 900 00:45:08,975 --> 00:45:10,760 She'll be back soon. 901 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,412 - [babbles] - Yeah. No. I-I'm not worried at all. 902 00:45:18,885 --> 00:45:20,954 [breathes shakily] Okay. 903 00:45:22,989 --> 00:45:24,257 [Trevor] Go away, Josh. 904 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,459 It's me. 905 00:45:26,459 --> 00:45:27,927 [laughs, stammers] Me who? 906 00:45:28,762 --> 00:45:30,463 - Uh, Nina. - [whispers] Oh. 907 00:45:32,699 --> 00:45:34,968 Hey. What are you doing here? 908 00:45:34,968 --> 00:45:36,536 [stammers] It's, like, a really long story. 909 00:45:36,536 --> 00:45:38,104 - But, um, can I come in? - [chuckles] 910 00:45:38,104 --> 00:45:39,706 [stammers] You know what? 911 00:45:39,706 --> 00:45:42,175 Give me just one sec, and I'll throw on some pants, 912 00:45:42,175 --> 00:45:43,843 and me and you can grab a matcha. 913 00:45:45,345 --> 00:45:47,681 - [gasps] Oh, my God. - [chuckles] 914 00:45:47,681 --> 00:45:49,149 - Oh, my God. - Hang on a second. 915 00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:52,919 Oh, my God. You're-- You're cheating on me. 916 00:45:52,919 --> 00:45:57,290 [stammers] Monogamy is just a construct of our Western repressive civilization. 917 00:45:57,290 --> 00:45:58,358 [Nina] Oh, my God. 918 00:45:58,358 --> 00:46:01,628 [Trevor stammers] I thought we were on the same page on that. 919 00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:02,696 [Jess] All right. 920 00:46:03,496 --> 00:46:04,564 Honey, what happened? 921 00:46:04,564 --> 00:46:06,499 He's an ***hole. That's what happened. 922 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,502 "Monogamy is just a construct"-- Who even says that? 923 00:46:09,502 --> 00:46:11,400 - Trevor. - [sighs] Oh, baby. I'm so sorry. 924 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,405 Can we just go? 925 00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:14,140 Ah, that's a great idea, honey. Let's go. 926 00:46:16,976 --> 00:46:18,812 [sobbing] 927 00:46:18,812 --> 00:46:19,879 Hey, Beans. 928 00:46:21,181 --> 00:46:23,750 Look, I'm sorry. [stammers] You know, when I was your age, I-- 929 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:24,851 [sobs] 930 00:46:24,851 --> 00:46:26,553 You don't need another dad lecture, do you? 931 00:46:26,553 --> 00:46:28,888 [breathing heavily] 932 00:46:30,657 --> 00:46:31,758 Hey, Beans. 933 00:46:33,193 --> 00:46:35,610 You ever hear of Kyusho Jitsu? 934 00:46:35,610 --> 00:46:37,163 - Kyusho what? [breathes heavily] - Kyusho Jitsu. 935 00:46:37,163 --> 00:46:40,433 It's a 13th-century martial art that uses pressure points 936 00:46:40,433 --> 00:46:43,690 to inflict extreme pain without permanent damage. 937 00:46:43,690 --> 00:46:44,838 [stammers] How do you even know about that? 938 00:46:45,705 --> 00:46:48,308 Well, maybe there's more to your old man than you thought. 939 00:46:50,910 --> 00:46:52,245 [inhales sharply] 940 00:46:53,546 --> 00:46:56,549 Nina, you gotta let go of these stereotypical-- 941 00:46:56,549 --> 00:46:58,151 [groans, cries] 942 00:46:58,151 --> 00:46:59,786 [screaming] 943 00:46:59,786 --> 00:47:01,254 [groans, crying] 944 00:47:01,254 --> 00:47:03,556 [Nina] How was that for "stereotypical," 945 00:47:03,556 --> 00:47:09,929 you unbearably pompous, bloviating piece of sanctimonious shit? 946 00:47:09,929 --> 00:47:11,698 [crying, groaning] 947 00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:12,766 - Smile. - [shutter clicks] 948 00:47:14,601 --> 00:47:15,769 You deserve more. 949 00:47:15,769 --> 00:47:17,237 [Trevor groaning] 950 00:47:17,804 --> 00:47:18,805 [Nina cackles] 951 00:47:27,113 --> 00:47:28,114 [chuckles] 952 00:47:28,882 --> 00:47:29,916 [Max babbles] 953 00:47:30,550 --> 00:47:33,253 - What did you say to her? - It was just a dad lecture. 954 00:47:33,253 --> 00:47:36,256 - [groans] God. [sighs] - [groans] 955 00:47:49,102 --> 00:47:50,136 What happened to the mirror? 956 00:47:50,136 --> 00:47:51,104 Huh? 957 00:47:51,104 --> 00:47:52,205 [Jess] The mirror. 958 00:47:52,205 --> 00:47:53,773 Oh. You didn't hear that? 959 00:47:53,773 --> 00:47:54,841 - No. - Oh. 960 00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:57,844 It was a semi. It went flying by. The guy must have been doing a hundred. 961 00:47:57,844 --> 00:47:59,145 And rocks just come... 962 00:47:59,145 --> 00:48:00,447 - [stammers] ...spitting out of the tire. - [Jess] Jesus. 963 00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:02,615 One hit there. It almost hit the windshield. 964 00:48:17,630 --> 00:48:18,665 - [bag pops] - What the-- 965 00:48:18,665 --> 00:48:20,133 [laughing] 966 00:48:22,168 --> 00:48:23,169 We got him. 967 00:48:23,169 --> 00:48:24,404 We really got you. 968 00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:26,306 - You were so scared. - [kids laughing] 969 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,340 So, did you, um-- did you tell Mom that I quit the paper? 970 00:48:56,736 --> 00:48:57,971 No. Did you want me to? 971 00:48:59,973 --> 00:49:01,410 I was kidding. 972 00:49:01,410 --> 00:49:02,475 [laughs] No. I-- I-- 973 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:07,213 I was just kind of thinking about maybe getting my position back. 974 00:49:09,282 --> 00:49:12,152 Yeah? That's cool. 975 00:49:12,886 --> 00:49:14,487 [stammers] Only do it if you want to. 976 00:49:15,522 --> 00:49:16,756 I gotta tell you, Beans. 977 00:49:17,557 --> 00:49:20,930 You've got a hell of a voice, and it deserves to be heard. 978 00:49:21,227 --> 00:49:25,980 Hey. No BS. All right? 979 00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:27,400 I'm serious. That piece you wrote about pervasive corruption 980 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,703 in the Board of Education-- [inhales sharply] My God. 981 00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:31,504 I got chills. [sighs] 982 00:49:31,504 --> 00:49:32,839 [stammers] You actually read that? 983 00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:34,174 Of course I did. 984 00:49:34,741 --> 00:49:36,743 Come on. I'm your biggest fan, Beans. 985 00:49:36,743 --> 00:49:38,678 Always have been, and I always will be. 986 00:49:39,579 --> 00:49:40,714 And so is your mom. 987 00:49:41,715 --> 00:49:42,916 And so are your brothers. 988 00:49:43,783 --> 00:49:45,118 Max just hasn't told you yet. 989 00:49:48,388 --> 00:49:49,556 Oh, a smile. 990 00:49:49,556 --> 00:49:51,240 Wow. Holy shit. 991 00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:53,226 - Oh, my God. - [laughs] No, I didn't. 992 00:49:53,226 --> 00:49:55,950 - That was-- No. - [Dan chuckles] 993 00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:56,863 I mean it. I'm proud of you. 994 00:49:58,131 --> 00:49:59,132 Thanks. 995 00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:15,548 Mmm. Max is fed and settled in the kids' room. 996 00:50:16,116 --> 00:50:18,510 I am so ready for a real bed. 997 00:50:22,956 --> 00:50:23,990 What? 998 00:50:26,459 --> 00:50:27,293 Nothing. 999 00:50:32,432 --> 00:50:33,733 - Ooh. - Ooh. 1000 00:50:33,733 --> 00:50:35,168 - Hey now. - Hey. 1001 00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:37,700 You wanna lose that? 1002 00:50:38,972 --> 00:50:40,473 - Mmm. - Mmm. 1003 00:50:44,711 --> 00:50:47,130 - Hello? - [Dan] Augie? We're on track tonight. 1004 00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,115 Aria bar, 6:00 p.m. Do you have everything? 1005 00:50:49,115 --> 00:50:51,851 Some of my finest work. If I may say so. 1006 00:50:51,851 --> 00:50:54,354 What, better than that passport that got me cavity searched in Bogotá? 1007 00:50:56,389 --> 00:50:58,558 You're never gonna let me forget that, are you? 1008 00:50:58,558 --> 00:51:01,940 Yeah, sure. The day I forget the snap of that latex glove. 1009 00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:02,462 Have you told them yet? 1010 00:51:02,462 --> 00:51:03,530 I'm working on it, all right? 1011 00:51:03,530 --> 00:51:05,865 It's not exactly easy to work into a conversation. 1012 00:51:05,865 --> 00:51:07,400 You know, they might think that something is up 1013 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,669 when they have to change their name and leave the country. 1014 00:51:09,669 --> 00:51:11,204 What are you waiting for? 1015 00:51:11,204 --> 00:51:14,107 I said I'm working on it, Augie. All right? Give me a break. 1016 00:51:15,842 --> 00:51:17,310 [bells on door jingling] 1017 00:51:25,352 --> 00:51:27,187 Look, Jess. [exhales deeply] 1018 00:51:28,154 --> 00:51:29,956 There's something that I need to tell you. 1019 00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:32,759 About the other Dan. 1020 00:51:32,759 --> 00:51:35,762 [sighs] The Dan I was before we met. 1021 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:38,298 Dad? Who you talking to? 1022 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,133 Nobody. Sit down. 1023 00:51:42,235 --> 00:51:43,503 Girls aren't ready yet. 1024 00:51:45,739 --> 00:51:47,841 - So, Kyllboi, huh? - Hmm. 1025 00:51:47,841 --> 00:51:49,209 Why didn't you tell us? 1026 00:51:50,430 --> 00:51:52,120 [stammers] I knew you'd never get it, 1027 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,481 that you'd just freak out and ban me for even longer. 1028 00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:56,549 - Here you go. - I wasn't trying to punish you, you know. 1029 00:51:56,549 --> 00:51:58,184 We just wanted you to have other interests. 1030 00:51:58,184 --> 00:52:00,420 Make some friends. Be a little bit more normal. 1031 00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:03,957 I-- I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them. 1032 00:52:04,624 --> 00:52:06,693 People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay? 1033 00:52:06,693 --> 00:52:08,940 I-- I like me. 1034 00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:11,197 But when I'm Kyle, I-I'm too shy to talk to girls. 1035 00:52:11,197 --> 00:52:14,334 You know, I'm-- I'm-- I'm not good enough to make the baseball team. 1036 00:52:14,801 --> 00:52:16,736 I-I'm a nobody. [chuckles] 1037 00:52:16,736 --> 00:52:19,339 But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad. 1038 00:52:19,339 --> 00:52:21,174 Like-- Like pro-level good. 1039 00:52:22,709 --> 00:52:24,277 [stammers] Look, okay. 1040 00:52:24,277 --> 00:52:26,112 I-- I know you think it's all just a waste of time, 1041 00:52:26,112 --> 00:52:28,515 but it takes brains and-- and reflexes. 1042 00:52:29,490 --> 00:52:30,450 Th-- The Air Force recruits gamers. 1043 00:52:30,450 --> 00:52:32,619 Yeah. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of. 1044 00:52:38,591 --> 00:52:40,827 - [stammers] Let me show you. - Show me what? 1045 00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:43,730 - [Kyle] What I can do. - Laser tag? 1046 00:52:43,730 --> 00:52:45,198 - [stammers] - You can't be serious. 1047 00:52:45,198 --> 00:52:49,235 Single combat, okay? I-I-If I win, I get to start gaming again. 1048 00:52:49,235 --> 00:52:50,603 If you win, the ban remains. 1049 00:52:50,603 --> 00:52:52,372 What, I don't get anything? 1050 00:52:52,372 --> 00:52:54,240 [stammers] Okay, fine. What do you want? 1051 00:52:54,741 --> 00:52:56,776 A catch. Like we used to. 1052 00:52:56,776 --> 00:52:59,479 You and me in the backyard, throwing a ball every day for six months. 1053 00:52:59,479 --> 00:53:01,381 [laughs] Dad, I'm-- I'm not 12. 1054 00:53:01,381 --> 00:53:03,850 Well, you're gonna smoke me anyway. Right, Mr. Brains and Reflexes? 1055 00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:05,218 Fine. Good luck. 1056 00:53:05,218 --> 00:53:06,252 You are so screwed. 1057 00:53:06,953 --> 00:53:09,456 [sighs] Let's go. 1058 00:53:09,456 --> 00:53:11,825 [employee] You're green. You're blue. 1059 00:53:11,825 --> 00:53:13,560 Once you're hit, you're out for five seconds. 1060 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,662 First one to three kills, wins. 1061 00:53:15,662 --> 00:53:17,970 You just pull the trigger? 1062 00:53:19,265 --> 00:53:21,935 [automated voice] Death match. Prepare yourself. 1063 00:53:21,935 --> 00:53:25,605 Three, two, one, fight. 1064 00:53:25,605 --> 00:53:27,400 Go easy on me, buddy. 1065 00:53:30,243 --> 00:53:32,779 Dad. Come on. I'll give you a free one, yeah? 1066 00:53:32,779 --> 00:53:33,713 All right. 1067 00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:42,789 - [zapping] - [automated voice] First blood. 1068 00:53:42,789 --> 00:53:43,957 [Dan] Oh, I got lucky there. 1069 00:53:44,657 --> 00:53:45,658 All right. That's one. 1070 00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:51,331 [zapping] 1071 00:53:52,866 --> 00:53:53,900 How are you doing this? 1072 00:53:54,434 --> 00:53:56,436 No, no, no. No, don't-- [sighs] 1073 00:53:59,673 --> 00:54:03,309 Hey, Kyllboi. I thought you wanted to play laser tag, not hide-and-seek. 1074 00:54:09,883 --> 00:54:10,750 [zapping] 1075 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:15,221 Oh, you sneaky little shit. [chuckles] You're getting pretty good at this, Kyle. 1076 00:54:16,656 --> 00:54:17,524 [zapping] 1077 00:54:18,491 --> 00:54:20,627 [sighs] Well, at least I don't need a DNA test. 1078 00:54:20,627 --> 00:54:21,895 [automated voice] Sudden death. 1079 00:54:32,872 --> 00:54:35,241 - [zapping] - [automated voice] Game over. 1080 00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:39,746 [Dan] Kyle, come on. Don't be mad. 1081 00:54:40,547 --> 00:54:41,748 You conned me. 1082 00:54:41,748 --> 00:54:43,917 You're a-- a laser tag savant. 1083 00:54:43,917 --> 00:54:45,352 No. I was a kid in the '80s. 1084 00:54:45,352 --> 00:54:47,187 Yeah, like there were lasers back then. 1085 00:54:48,121 --> 00:54:50,857 Come on, pal. You were good in there. 1086 00:54:50,857 --> 00:54:52,692 You adapted quickly. You got creative. 1087 00:54:52,692 --> 00:54:54,270 You almost had me. 1088 00:54:55,228 --> 00:54:57,764 And I gotta admit, I really enjoyed doing that with you. 1089 00:54:58,365 --> 00:54:59,766 I mean, it meant a lot to me. 1090 00:55:01,401 --> 00:55:02,535 Are we good? 1091 00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:04,938 Come on. Give me some love. 1092 00:55:05,739 --> 00:55:06,906 Real love. Yeah. 1093 00:55:06,906 --> 00:55:09,420 [laughs] 1094 00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:12,278 - Not bad for an old man, huh? - Uh, yeah. For sure. 1095 00:55:13,446 --> 00:55:16,449 Hey. What do you say, mamacita? 1096 00:55:17,283 --> 00:55:18,718 Home stretch. You ready? 1097 00:55:18,718 --> 00:55:19,953 - [Jess] Vegas! - [Nina] Are you ready? 1098 00:55:19,953 --> 00:55:21,588 - [babbling] - [Dan] Maxie. 1099 00:55:21,588 --> 00:55:22,922 ["Home" playing] 1100 00:55:30,764 --> 00:55:32,966 - [mouthing words] I love you. - [mouthing words] I love you. 1101 00:55:43,176 --> 00:55:45,412 [mouthing words] It's amazing. 1102 00:55:49,149 --> 00:55:50,884 [all] ♪ Oh, home ♪ 1103 00:55:50,884 --> 00:55:53,253 ♪ Let me come home ♪ 1104 00:55:53,953 --> 00:55:57,230 ♪ Home is wherever I'm with you ♪ 1105 00:55:57,624 --> 00:56:02,328 ♪ Oh, home, let me come home ♪ 1106 00:56:02,328 --> 00:56:05,632 ♪ Home is wherever I'm with you ♪ 1107 00:56:13,740 --> 00:56:14,641 [Dan] Vegas! 1108 00:56:14,641 --> 00:56:16,943 [Nina] Whoo! 1109 00:56:16,943 --> 00:56:18,110 [Kyle] Yeah! 1110 00:56:23,283 --> 00:56:24,584 [Jess] Donny Osmond. 1111 00:56:25,485 --> 00:56:26,786 Adele! 1112 00:56:34,794 --> 00:56:37,630 - [Jess] Oh, my gosh. - [Dan] Well, look at this. We got a spot. 1113 00:56:37,630 --> 00:56:39,320 How about that? 1114 00:56:46,773 --> 00:56:47,874 Wow! 1115 00:56:47,874 --> 00:56:49,376 [Nina] This is so cool. 1116 00:56:49,376 --> 00:56:52,780 - [Kyle laughs] Look at this place! - [Jess] Dan, the floors are so shiny. 1117 00:56:54,140 --> 00:56:55,782 [chuckles] This is all ours? 1118 00:56:57,170 --> 00:56:58,218 Oh, my God. 1119 00:56:59,219 --> 00:57:00,220 [Dan] Oh, wow. 1120 00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:03,256 "Enjoy the suite for which every possible promotion has been applied. 1121 00:57:03,256 --> 00:57:05,992 You have a 7:00 p.m. reservation at La Maison D'Or. 1122 00:57:05,992 --> 00:57:09,162 Thank you for being exceptional members. Levon." How nice. 1123 00:57:09,162 --> 00:57:11,865 [gasps] What? 1124 00:57:11,865 --> 00:57:13,833 - Nina? - [Nina] Yep. 1125 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:15,502 You have to look at this tub. 1126 00:57:15,502 --> 00:57:18,171 I gotta run downstairs for a sec. Don't let them raid the minibar, okay? 1127 00:57:18,171 --> 00:57:19,720 - [Jess chuckles] - [Nina laughs] 1128 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,373 That is not mini. [laughs] 1129 00:57:20,373 --> 00:57:21,741 [laughs] Oh, my God. 1130 00:57:21,741 --> 00:57:24,611 [inhales sharply, sighs] Oh, my God. Yes! 1131 00:57:30,283 --> 00:57:31,284 Hey. 1132 00:57:32,919 --> 00:57:34,988 Look at you, playing the family man. 1133 00:57:34,988 --> 00:57:37,691 - I'm not playing. This is my life. - Hmm. 1134 00:57:37,691 --> 00:57:39,359 You see any sign of trouble on your way in? 1135 00:57:39,926 --> 00:57:41,528 - Uh-uh. - Me neither. 1136 00:57:41,528 --> 00:57:44,164 I mean, I messed up, stopping in Iowa, but I think we're in the clear. 1137 00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:47,000 Well, then enjoy your last night as Dan Morgan, my friend. 1138 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,400 I've got you on a flight to Vancouver in the morning under your new identities. 1139 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,540 Hey. You're a lifesaver, Augs. Thank you. 1140 00:57:54,207 --> 00:57:55,942 Try to get out of Vegas with some of it, huh? 1141 00:57:55,942 --> 00:57:58,780 - I promise nothing. - [laughs] 1142 00:57:59,450 --> 00:58:00,547 How did the family take the news? 1143 00:58:01,281 --> 00:58:03,883 I haven't told them yet. I'm telling Jess at dinner. 1144 00:58:04,651 --> 00:58:07,320 - I suggest a Japanese restaurant. - Why? 1145 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,190 No knives. [laughs] 1146 00:58:12,792 --> 00:58:14,427 [sighs] 1147 00:58:21,801 --> 00:58:23,636 [sighs] 1148 00:58:31,277 --> 00:58:33,680 - Wow. You look incredible. - [chuckles] 1149 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:34,781 [laughs] I know. 1150 00:58:34,781 --> 00:58:36,883 Wow! What a lucky guy I am. 1151 00:58:36,883 --> 00:58:37,951 [sighs] 1152 00:58:37,951 --> 00:58:39,252 Wow! 1153 00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:42,880 Come on. 1154 00:58:44,290 --> 00:58:45,458 [Jess sighs] 1155 00:58:45,959 --> 00:58:48,762 Hey. All right. You two are on Max. 1156 00:58:48,762 --> 00:58:50,997 You're not to leave this suite under any circumstance. 1157 00:58:50,997 --> 00:58:53,767 There's food in the supersized minibar. You do not open that door for anyone. 1158 00:58:53,767 --> 00:58:55,680 - You got it? - [Kyle] Got it. 1159 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,169 - [Dan] What about you, Maxie? - [babbles] 1160 00:58:56,169 --> 00:58:59,839 - [Jess] You got it? [inhales sharply] - [Dan] Yeah? All right. Have fun. Be good. 1161 00:59:02,475 --> 00:59:04,944 - [Jess giggles] - [door opens, closes] 1162 00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:08,515 - Screw that, right? - Oh, yeah. 1163 00:59:08,515 --> 00:59:10,283 - [inhales deeply] Ready? - [babbles] 1164 00:59:10,283 --> 00:59:11,451 Let's go. 1165 00:59:13,186 --> 00:59:15,210 - Yeah. - [laughs] 1166 00:59:15,955 --> 00:59:17,524 [sighs] 1167 00:59:17,524 --> 00:59:19,626 [vocalizes] Excited. 1168 00:59:28,735 --> 00:59:30,370 ["Chaise Longue" playing] 1169 00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:35,508 [chuckles, gasps] Wow. 1170 00:59:35,508 --> 00:59:38,110 Hey, let's go to HyperX. I wanna see the esports arena. 1171 00:59:38,110 --> 00:59:41,948 No way. No, no. I'm not spending my time in an arena full of Kyles. I'm not going. 1172 00:59:41,948 --> 00:59:44,500 Sucks to suck. Me and Max are going. 1173 00:59:45,180 --> 00:59:47,320 Ugh. [laughs] 1174 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,222 - [Kyle] Hello, Elvis. - [Elvis impersonator] Uh-huh. 1175 00:59:54,561 --> 00:59:55,662 [laughs] 1176 00:59:56,229 --> 00:59:57,564 [no audible dialogue] 1177 00:59:57,564 --> 00:59:58,832 [chuckles] 1178 01:00:01,401 --> 01:00:02,469 - Bye. - Bye. 1179 01:00:22,489 --> 01:00:24,240 [Nina] Whoo! 1180 01:00:28,328 --> 01:00:30,597 All right. I think it's just down here. You're gonna love it. 1181 01:00:30,597 --> 01:00:32,320 I already hate it. 1182 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,333 [spectators cheering, whistling] 1183 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:38,238 [announcer] Welcome to the HyperX Arena. Five minutes until our final round. 1184 01:00:40,573 --> 01:00:41,941 This is sick. 1185 01:00:41,941 --> 01:00:43,743 Smells like your room on steroids. 1186 01:00:43,743 --> 01:00:44,811 Thanks. 1187 01:00:45,345 --> 01:00:46,446 That's Ren. 1188 01:00:46,446 --> 01:00:48,815 Hi. Sorry. Uh, big fan. [chuckles] 1189 01:00:48,815 --> 01:00:50,717 Thanks. Wait. You're, um... 1190 01:00:51,351 --> 01:00:54,120 - Kyllboi. - Yeah. I've seen your streams. 1191 01:00:54,721 --> 01:00:55,822 Thanks. [laughs] 1192 01:00:57,891 --> 01:00:58,892 Hey. 1193 01:00:59,526 --> 01:01:01,261 Do you wanna meet Valkyrae and the others? 1194 01:01:01,928 --> 01:01:03,263 [chuckles] Hell yeah. 1195 01:01:03,263 --> 01:01:05,198 Okay. I have a gift for you. 1196 01:01:05,198 --> 01:01:07,300 - [groans] Okay. - Take him. 1197 01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:08,902 [sighing] 1198 01:01:11,371 --> 01:01:14,700 - Thank you very much. [breathes deeply] - Mmm. 1199 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,309 - [breathes deeply] To us. - Yeah. 1200 01:01:16,309 --> 01:01:19,479 [inhales sharply] I can't believe we actually did it. 1201 01:01:19,479 --> 01:01:20,814 - We're here. - Yep. 1202 01:01:20,814 --> 01:01:22,415 - We're here. - [sighs] 1203 01:01:22,415 --> 01:01:23,616 - Look, Jess... - Mmm. 1204 01:01:23,616 --> 01:01:25,585 - There's something I need to tell you. - Hang on. 1205 01:01:25,585 --> 01:01:26,920 - Come here. - What? 1206 01:01:27,620 --> 01:01:29,122 - Oh, my God. - [chuckles] Mmm. 1207 01:01:29,989 --> 01:01:32,392 - Thank you. - You don't have to thank me. 1208 01:01:32,959 --> 01:01:36,262 [stammers] Sorry. I interrupted. 1209 01:01:36,262 --> 01:01:39,632 No, no, it's okay. It's just-- The reason that we came on this trip-- 1210 01:01:39,632 --> 01:01:41,835 [speaks French] 1211 01:01:41,835 --> 01:01:43,103 [gasps] 1212 01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:45,438 [inhales sharply] What I was saying was-- 1213 01:01:45,438 --> 01:01:47,700 [server, in French] Would you like some pepper? 1214 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,242 I don't want pepper. 1215 01:01:49,242 --> 01:01:51,144 I want to be alone with my wife. 1216 01:01:51,144 --> 01:01:53,179 [in English] Oh. I don't actually speak French. 1217 01:01:53,179 --> 01:01:54,981 They just teach us enough to sound fancy. 1218 01:01:54,981 --> 01:01:56,349 [speaking French] 1219 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:58,284 [stammers] I'll give you a minute. 1220 01:02:00,620 --> 01:02:01,955 You speak French too? 1221 01:02:03,656 --> 01:02:05,692 I-- I-- I took some French back in the day. 1222 01:02:05,692 --> 01:02:08,194 It's literally kind of weird that you've never mentioned to me 1223 01:02:08,194 --> 01:02:10,597 that you speak two foreign languages. 1224 01:02:11,998 --> 01:02:13,800 [sighs] 1225 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,100 How good are you? 1226 01:02:17,203 --> 01:02:19,439 [in French] I don't know, it has been a while. 1227 01:02:19,973 --> 01:02:21,508 I have traveled around the world. 1228 01:02:22,709 --> 01:02:25,912 Despite that, it's hard to tell you the truth. 1229 01:02:25,912 --> 01:02:29,382 I'm afraid to break your heart. 1230 01:02:29,916 --> 01:02:33,386 I don't know if you will still love me... 1231 01:02:33,386 --> 01:02:36,656 once you know who I truly am. 1232 01:02:37,570 --> 01:02:40,927 I'm sorry that you're being pulled into this... 1233 01:02:40,927 --> 01:02:42,228 but I swear on my life... 1234 01:02:42,228 --> 01:02:44,264 that I'll never let any person... 1235 01:02:44,264 --> 01:02:48,902 hurt you or the kids. 1236 01:02:51,504 --> 01:02:53,239 [in English] That was crazy ***y. 1237 01:02:54,107 --> 01:02:56,476 Why does everything sound so much better in French? 1238 01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:58,110 Well, it's an innately melodic language. 1239 01:02:58,110 --> 01:02:59,946 At some point, you and I are gonna have to talk 1240 01:02:59,946 --> 01:03:01,848 about why you never told me you can do that. 1241 01:03:01,848 --> 01:03:04,551 - I mean, it's crazy you didn't tell me. - [stammers] 1242 01:03:04,551 --> 01:03:07,954 We should also... [chuckles] ...talk about how insane you've been acting 1243 01:03:07,954 --> 01:03:09,889 ever since you showed up and whisked us off to Vegas. 1244 01:03:09,889 --> 01:03:12,659 But right now-- right now, I just wanna be here with you. 1245 01:03:12,659 --> 01:03:14,861 I wanna be eating this amazing food, 1246 01:03:14,861 --> 01:03:16,930 and drinking this champagne we can't afford, 1247 01:03:17,831 --> 01:03:20,433 and enjoying each other's company, and just maybe... 1248 01:03:22,435 --> 01:03:28,141 showing that ridiculous hotel suite some moves it has never seen before. 1249 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,846 I don't know about you, but that sounds like a pretty perfect night. 1250 01:03:35,281 --> 01:03:38,418 - [Valkyrae] What rank are you? - Um-- Uh, Ascendant 3. 1251 01:03:38,418 --> 01:03:40,987 Damn. Really? That's better than him. 1252 01:03:40,987 --> 01:03:42,989 - [stammers] That's incredible. - [laughs] 1253 01:03:42,989 --> 01:03:45,580 - Oh, my. - How long you been playing for? 1254 01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:46,926 Um, I mean, since the game came out. 1255 01:03:46,926 --> 01:03:48,695 It's cool your brother's Kyllboi. 1256 01:03:48,695 --> 01:03:50,130 [scoffs] Is it? 1257 01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:51,564 Yeah. He's the real deal. 1258 01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:56,803 Um, so, is this your... 1259 01:03:56,803 --> 01:03:59,873 [scoffs] No. Oh, God. No. No, no, no. 1260 01:03:59,873 --> 01:04:02,542 - I found him. Just over there. - Over there? 1261 01:04:02,542 --> 01:04:05,278 - Yeah. [laughs] - Just hanging out? 1262 01:04:05,278 --> 01:04:07,647 - It's time for the finals. - [crowd cheering, clapping] 1263 01:04:07,647 --> 01:04:13,190 Team Valkyrae and Team iiTzTimmy onto the stage! 1264 01:04:17,230 --> 01:04:18,958 [chuckles] Hey, let's go. 1265 01:04:22,929 --> 01:04:24,197 Use Kyllboi. 1266 01:04:26,366 --> 01:04:27,734 Are you up for it? 1267 01:04:27,734 --> 01:04:29,102 [laughs] The-- The finals? 1268 01:04:29,102 --> 01:04:31,338 Yeah, this is one of those moments, man. Are you in or out? 1269 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:37,430 - [stammers, laughs] In. - Let's go. Yeah. 1270 01:04:37,430 --> 01:04:38,278 - Okay. [chuckles] - Don't be nervous. 1271 01:04:38,278 --> 01:04:40,480 - It'll be a piece of cake. [laughs] - [Kyle] Thanks. 1272 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,480 Hey, that was kind of cool of you. 1273 01:04:42,749 --> 01:04:45,318 [grunts] Not really. They're gonna get destroyed. 1274 01:04:45,318 --> 01:04:46,353 - [laughs] - [chuckles] 1275 01:04:46,353 --> 01:04:48,655 What's up, everyone? 1276 01:04:49,289 --> 01:04:51,491 Take a seat, Kyllboi, right next to me. 1277 01:05:02,769 --> 01:05:04,400 Whoo! 1278 01:05:05,672 --> 01:05:08,975 - [screaming] - [cheering] 1279 01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:12,120 [crowd cheering] 1280 01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:14,381 Do you have ammo? 1281 01:05:14,381 --> 01:05:16,249 I'm gonna try and block us off real quick. 1282 01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:21,540 Above here. 1283 01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:24,257 Let's go. 1284 01:05:25,658 --> 01:05:27,727 - Good job. - Okay. Next. 1285 01:05:27,727 --> 01:05:29,262 [roulette dealer] No more bets. 1286 01:05:29,796 --> 01:05:33,833 - Oh, shoot! [groans] - [stammers] I'm gonna call the kids. 1287 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,100 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1288 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:36,569 [crowd cheering] 1289 01:05:38,171 --> 01:05:39,539 [Valkyrae] Check B Main right now. 1290 01:05:39,539 --> 01:05:41,541 - Nice shot. - Here's the last one. 1291 01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:43,430 [Valkyrae] He satcheled in. 1292 01:05:44,811 --> 01:05:46,546 - Are you serious? What was that? - Nice! 1293 01:05:46,546 --> 01:05:49,416 - [Kyle] Whoo! - That was so sick! 1294 01:05:53,687 --> 01:05:54,988 [phone ringing] 1295 01:05:59,859 --> 01:06:00,860 - Hey. - Hey. 1296 01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:03,430 Hey, the kids aren't answering. You wanna-- You wanna head back up? 1297 01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:05,732 Yeah. Let's-- Let's do it. Okay. 1298 01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:16,209 - Whoa, Jess. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Mmm. 1299 01:06:21,648 --> 01:06:23,149 - [sighs] - They okay? 1300 01:06:23,149 --> 01:06:25,719 - They're good. [sighs] - [sighs] 1301 01:06:25,719 --> 01:06:27,287 [exhales sharply] 1302 01:06:27,287 --> 01:06:29,422 Look, I'm so sorry we cut the night short. I didn't-- 1303 01:06:29,422 --> 01:06:30,724 Who says we did, huh? 1304 01:06:30,724 --> 01:06:32,580 [breathes deeply] 1305 01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:36,196 Oof. Give me 30 seconds to freshen up, and then meet me in bed. 1306 01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:37,263 Okay. 1307 01:06:38,865 --> 01:06:41,634 [sighs, breathes heavily] 1308 01:07:05,792 --> 01:07:07,127 Okay. 1309 01:07:09,129 --> 01:07:10,130 Mood. 1310 01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:14,434 [gasps] 1311 01:07:14,801 --> 01:07:17,300 ["I Like It" playing] 1312 01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:22,942 Love mist. 1313 01:07:26,846 --> 01:07:27,847 Uh, Jess! 1314 01:07:35,689 --> 01:07:37,323 [gunfire] 1315 01:07:39,826 --> 01:07:41,270 [grunts] 1316 01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:42,950 Dan? 1317 01:07:44,698 --> 01:07:45,865 [muffled scream] 1318 01:08:00,714 --> 01:08:01,581 [grunts] 1319 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:07,153 [groaning, whimpering] Oh. 1320 01:08:07,153 --> 01:08:08,388 - Oh, my God. - There he is. 1321 01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:09,723 [pants] Dan? 1322 01:08:11,157 --> 01:08:12,492 - I've been looking for you. - Dan. 1323 01:08:14,527 --> 01:08:16,696 [breathing heavily] 1324 01:08:16,696 --> 01:08:18,331 Dan. [breathing heavily] 1325 01:08:19,866 --> 01:08:22,135 - Easy, Coogan. - [whimpers] 1326 01:08:22,135 --> 01:08:24,337 You got me. You win. 1327 01:08:25,505 --> 01:08:26,406 [breathes heavily] 1328 01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:32,312 Just let her go. 1329 01:08:32,846 --> 01:08:35,782 - She doesn't know anything. - Well, I'd say she does now, Sean. 1330 01:08:35,782 --> 01:08:36,716 [whimpers] 1331 01:08:36,716 --> 01:08:39,686 Yeah. So here's how this is gonna go. 1332 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:41,554 First, I'm gonna kill you. 1333 01:08:42,489 --> 01:08:43,490 And then I'm gonna kill her. 1334 01:08:44,758 --> 01:08:47,727 And then I'm gonna have my associate at HyperX kill your kids. 1335 01:08:47,727 --> 01:08:49,596 [breathing heavily, whimpering] 1336 01:08:49,596 --> 01:08:50,697 [Coogan] How's that sound? 1337 01:08:56,169 --> 01:08:57,370 I can explain. 1338 01:08:57,370 --> 01:08:59,939 [breathing heavily, gasping] 1339 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,780 [retches] 1340 01:09:05,780 --> 01:09:07,380 Oh, that's normal, honey. Everybody barfs their first time. 1341 01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:09,382 [breathing heavily] 1342 01:09:09,382 --> 01:09:10,750 Give me one second. 1343 01:09:17,424 --> 01:09:19,426 [Jess exhales sharply] What? 1344 01:09:20,293 --> 01:09:22,462 [sighs] Oh, my God. [breathes heavily] 1345 01:09:24,197 --> 01:09:25,465 Jess, wait. Where are you going? 1346 01:09:25,965 --> 01:09:27,133 HyperX. 1347 01:09:31,371 --> 01:09:32,672 [Dan sighs] 1348 01:09:32,672 --> 01:09:34,941 [Jess breathes heavily] 1349 01:09:35,642 --> 01:09:38,845 So, do you-- do you want me to talk, or do you have things to say? 1350 01:09:38,845 --> 01:09:40,980 - Do I have things to say? - Right. Sorry. 1351 01:09:40,980 --> 01:09:43,450 I have eyeball on me, Sean. 1352 01:09:44,170 --> 01:09:45,251 ****ing eyeball. 1353 01:09:45,251 --> 01:09:47,153 [breathes shakily] 1354 01:09:47,153 --> 01:09:49,456 - Jess. - Shut up. Shut up! 1355 01:09:49,456 --> 01:09:51,958 I don't wanna hear it. I don't even wanna look at you. 1356 01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:53,293 I just wanna find my kids, 1357 01:09:53,293 --> 01:09:56,563 who don't have their goddamn phones because you threw them away! 1358 01:09:56,563 --> 01:09:58,398 [crowd cheering] 1359 01:09:59,799 --> 01:10:01,835 Kyllboi, it's just you and me. 1360 01:10:03,603 --> 01:10:05,939 Take this guy. Breach. 1361 01:10:09,420 --> 01:10:10,110 Watch out! 1362 01:10:11,711 --> 01:10:13,580 - I have a rez. - [Kyle] Okay. 1363 01:10:17,170 --> 01:10:19,252 - Oh, no. - [iiTzTimmy gamer] Oh! 1364 01:10:19,953 --> 01:10:21,621 - Shit on! - Oh, my God. 1365 01:10:22,288 --> 01:10:23,790 It's all on you, man. 1366 01:10:23,790 --> 01:10:25,358 To the left. Nice shot. 1367 01:10:27,527 --> 01:10:29,429 - Nice. One more. - Coming. 1368 01:10:30,196 --> 01:10:31,310 [gasps] 1369 01:10:34,868 --> 01:10:36,369 - Let's go! - [Kyle] Yes! Yes! 1370 01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:39,720 [announcer 2] We have a winner! 1371 01:10:40,473 --> 01:10:42,742 - Team Valkyrae wins! - [Kyle] Yes! 1372 01:10:44,711 --> 01:10:46,513 [announcer 2] Doesn't get much closer than that. 1373 01:10:46,513 --> 01:10:49,449 Kyllboi! Kyllboi! That's right. 1374 01:10:49,449 --> 01:10:52,686 - [crowd chanting] Kyllboi! - [announcer 2] Give it up! 1375 01:10:57,557 --> 01:10:59,659 - [Dan] It's Kyllboi. - Who's Kyllboi? 1376 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,327 Kyllboi! 1377 01:11:01,327 --> 01:11:02,395 Kyle? 1378 01:11:02,395 --> 01:11:04,230 Oh, shit. Kyle! 1379 01:11:05,865 --> 01:11:07,400 - Hey! - [Dan] Where's your brother? 1380 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,469 That's a funny story. He's literally right there. 1381 01:11:09,469 --> 01:11:11,710 - No. Your other brother. - Okay, yeah. He's fine. 1382 01:11:11,710 --> 01:11:12,172 He's good. He's with Ren. 1383 01:11:12,172 --> 01:11:13,640 - [Jess, Dan] What? - [Nina] Excuse me. 1384 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,241 - [babbling] - See? See? 1385 01:11:15,241 --> 01:11:18,645 - He's fine. Max is great. Heya. - Hey. 1386 01:11:19,713 --> 01:11:20,847 - Okay. [mouthing words] Call me. - Listen. 1387 01:11:20,847 --> 01:11:22,916 I-- I-- I know you guys are mad-- [stammers] 1388 01:11:22,916 --> 01:11:24,851 Listen, that-- that's me they're cheering for. 1389 01:11:24,851 --> 01:11:27,287 - [Jess] What were you thinking? - [Nina] Well, Max is fine. 1390 01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:29,255 Okay, look. Guys, we don't have time for this, okay? 1391 01:11:29,255 --> 01:11:30,590 We need to get out of this city. 1392 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:31,858 [Nina blows raspberry] Overreact much? 1393 01:11:31,858 --> 01:11:33,960 Wait, wait. [stammers] Why do we have to leave? 1394 01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,662 Because. [sighs] 1395 01:11:35,662 --> 01:11:37,731 - Jess, tell them, please. - This is all on you. 1396 01:11:38,865 --> 01:11:41,735 We have to leave because my former coworkers are trying to kill us. 1397 01:11:41,735 --> 01:11:43,370 What? From Planet Car Deals? [chuckles] 1398 01:11:43,370 --> 01:11:45,705 - I'm not kidding around. Ask Max. - Huh? 1399 01:11:45,705 --> 01:11:47,741 Before I met your mom, I was a covert assassin. 1400 01:11:47,741 --> 01:11:49,442 I escaped that life, and now they've found us. 1401 01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:52,112 [laughing] 1402 01:11:52,712 --> 01:11:55,215 Dad, you are, like, the biggest wimp on the planet. 1403 01:11:55,215 --> 01:11:56,449 - [gun cocks] - [gasps] 1404 01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:59,219 - Thank you. Move. Go! Now! - [gunshots] 1405 01:11:59,219 --> 01:12:00,120 [shrieking] 1406 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,560 - [Dan] Go, go. - [Jess groans] 1407 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,792 - Find an exit. Find an exit. - [Jess breathes heavily] 1408 01:12:06,526 --> 01:12:11,131 - [Dan] Move, guys. Come on. - [Jess] Go. Go. Go, go, go, go. 1409 01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,238 - [Kyle] Dad? - What the ****? 1410 01:12:18,238 --> 01:12:19,906 I'm gonna draw her fire, okay? 1411 01:12:19,906 --> 01:12:23,576 When I do, take the kids that way. I'll be right behind you, okay? 1412 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:36,156 [Jess gasps, breathes heavily] 1413 01:12:36,156 --> 01:12:38,258 [people screaming] 1414 01:12:41,795 --> 01:12:42,829 [yelps] 1415 01:12:53,773 --> 01:12:57,430 - [panting] - Go. 1416 01:13:00,347 --> 01:13:01,948 Jess, she's coming. Wait here. 1417 01:13:01,948 --> 01:13:03,917 - [Jess] Okay. Okay. - [Dan] Wait right here. 1418 01:13:07,153 --> 01:13:09,522 [grunting] 1419 01:13:09,522 --> 01:13:12,459 - [thumps] - [people screaming] 1420 01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:14,828 - [retches] - Oh. 1421 01:13:14,828 --> 01:13:16,663 Uh, it's okay, honey. 1422 01:13:16,663 --> 01:13:18,665 Everyone barfs the first time. 1423 01:13:22,936 --> 01:13:25,500 Come on, we gotta go. Come on. Let's go. 1424 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:29,420 Move, guys. Go. 1425 01:13:48,862 --> 01:13:50,430 [Dan] My real name is Sean. 1426 01:13:51,364 --> 01:13:52,832 My mother died when I was four. 1427 01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:54,501 My father was prone to violence. 1428 01:13:54,501 --> 01:13:56,736 When I turned 18, it was straight into the army. 1429 01:13:57,237 --> 01:13:59,973 I dunno. Maybe it was his genes coming out, but I thrived. 1430 01:13:59,973 --> 01:14:01,708 I was a Green Beret. I was a Delta. 1431 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:04,377 And then I was approached by a man named McCaffrey. 1432 01:14:04,377 --> 01:14:05,845 Former SAS. 1433 01:14:06,413 --> 01:14:09,349 He took my training to a whole other level and recruited me into a special program. 1434 01:14:09,349 --> 01:14:12,819 - It was a chance to do some real good. - What kind of special program? 1435 01:14:12,819 --> 01:14:14,587 We took out the worst of the worst. 1436 01:14:14,587 --> 01:14:17,223 Terrorists, warlords, kidnappers all over the world. 1437 01:14:17,223 --> 01:14:18,992 Ones the government couldn't legally touch. 1438 01:14:18,992 --> 01:14:20,560 Took out, as in... 1439 01:14:22,228 --> 01:14:23,730 - Well, how many? - Twenty-six. 1440 01:14:23,730 --> 01:14:26,399 - You've killed 26 pe-- - [shushes] No. 1441 01:14:26,399 --> 01:14:28,702 No. No, I w-- I went on 26 operations. 1442 01:14:28,702 --> 01:14:29,936 Oh, God. 1443 01:14:30,603 --> 01:14:32,772 - Thirty-nine people. - That's more! 1444 01:14:34,441 --> 01:14:36,876 - Are we including this trip? - Total dead people, Dan! 1445 01:14:36,876 --> 01:14:38,211 - [Nina] Dad. - Forty-three. 1446 01:14:39,790 --> 01:14:40,113 They were all bad. 1447 01:14:40,113 --> 01:14:43,883 - You are such a hypocrite. - All bad people. 1448 01:14:43,883 --> 01:14:48,455 You took away the one thing I'm good at because there's fake violence, 1449 01:14:48,455 --> 01:14:49,589 and you're a serial killer? 1450 01:14:49,589 --> 01:14:52,258 Dad, you were working for the good guys, right? 1451 01:14:52,258 --> 01:14:54,270 McCaffrey was a father figure. 1452 01:14:54,270 --> 01:14:55,862 I trusted him, but I was naive. 1453 01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:57,664 I mean, it started out legit. 1454 01:14:58,631 --> 01:15:00,934 But he got greedy and began farming us out as mercenaries 1455 01:15:00,934 --> 01:15:02,135 - to the highest bidder. - [sighs] 1456 01:15:02,135 --> 01:15:04,637 And as soon as I found out, I left. All right? 1457 01:15:04,637 --> 01:15:07,674 I fought my way out, but that meant turning against my friends, 1458 01:15:07,674 --> 01:15:10,877 my mentor, against the only real family that I'd ever known. 1459 01:15:10,877 --> 01:15:12,479 So they've been hunting you ever since. 1460 01:15:13,446 --> 01:15:16,820 - Yeah. - I am such an idiot. 1461 01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:20,220 This is why you're so secretive, why you never wanna go anywhere. 1462 01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:23,289 [stammers] Why-- Why you're so weird about social media. 1463 01:15:23,790 --> 01:15:25,492 Why you're s-- you're so anti-technology. 1464 01:15:25,492 --> 01:15:28,762 Well, with facial recognition software, I had no choice. 1465 01:15:28,762 --> 01:15:31,931 Plus, I really do think that social media is fundamentally disgusting and gross. 1466 01:15:31,931 --> 01:15:34,667 - [sighs] God. - But now that they found us, what happens? 1467 01:15:34,667 --> 01:15:35,902 I got it figured out. 1468 01:15:36,936 --> 01:15:38,171 We're good. 1469 01:15:39,773 --> 01:15:41,241 That's yours. 1470 01:15:41,808 --> 01:15:44,144 And that's yours. And that's yours. 1471 01:15:46,146 --> 01:15:47,180 "Molly Anderson"? 1472 01:15:47,180 --> 01:15:48,915 At least you got a real name. 1473 01:15:48,915 --> 01:15:50,383 I'm Van. 1474 01:15:50,383 --> 01:15:51,851 [stammers] I'm a-- I'm a vehicle. 1475 01:15:51,851 --> 01:15:53,153 Van? 1476 01:15:53,153 --> 01:15:55,355 Look, we can't go back to Buffalo, all right? 1477 01:15:55,355 --> 01:15:57,230 Those lives are over. I'm sorry. 1478 01:15:57,230 --> 01:16:01,261 I finally have a life, and you're ruining it. 1479 01:16:04,531 --> 01:16:06,132 - Thanks, Dad. - [Dan] Kyle, come back. 1480 01:16:06,132 --> 01:16:09,703 Dad, no. You don't get to tell us what to do anymore. 1481 01:16:09,703 --> 01:16:12,572 - Ever. - Come-- [sighs] 1482 01:16:14,507 --> 01:16:16,843 - Eighteen years of lies. - I'm still the man you married. 1483 01:16:16,843 --> 01:16:19,512 - I was just something different before. - Something different? 1484 01:16:19,512 --> 01:16:21,881 You weren't in a band or vegan, Dan. 1485 01:16:21,881 --> 01:16:23,850 That would be something different. 1486 01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:26,286 You were an assassin for hire. 1487 01:16:26,286 --> 01:16:27,987 I kept the truth from you to protect you, okay? 1488 01:16:27,987 --> 01:16:31,124 - But our love was real. - Real? Are you serious? 1489 01:16:31,725 --> 01:16:33,693 What, was it so real that you couldn't trust me 1490 01:16:33,693 --> 01:16:35,695 with knowing how much danger we were in? 1491 01:16:36,563 --> 01:16:37,697 What did you think? 1492 01:16:38,365 --> 01:16:42,135 That I'd go blabbing about it on the-- on the moms' school text chain? 1493 01:16:42,135 --> 01:16:43,870 - No. I-- - Or were you afraid I'd leave you, 1494 01:16:43,870 --> 01:16:45,338 knowing who you really are? 1495 01:16:45,338 --> 01:16:47,374 [chuckles] We were just some disguise for you, 1496 01:16:47,374 --> 01:16:50,100 just some part of your cover as a suburban schlub? 1497 01:16:50,100 --> 01:16:53,146 - What? No. No. - ****, you must have resented us. Right? 1498 01:16:53,146 --> 01:16:57,217 Every single day, eking out a living, wiping kids' ***es, driving a minivan. 1499 01:16:57,217 --> 01:16:59,185 I love that minivan. 1500 01:16:59,185 --> 01:17:03,757 I mean, all of a sudden you're, like, what, James Bond, and now you're what? 1501 01:17:03,757 --> 01:17:05,250 Normal. 1502 01:17:05,692 --> 01:17:09,396 A normal guy with a normal, wonderful, perfect life. 1503 01:17:09,396 --> 01:17:11,970 That's all I've ever wanted. 1504 01:17:11,970 --> 01:17:12,966 I mean, you were a decathlete. 1505 01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:14,367 You should've medaled in Athens. 1506 01:17:14,367 --> 01:17:15,902 Do you resent your life as a mom? 1507 01:17:15,902 --> 01:17:16,970 Sometimes. 1508 01:17:17,971 --> 01:17:19,706 - Yes. - [sighs, stammers] 1509 01:17:19,706 --> 01:17:20,907 I don't wanna be that guy. 1510 01:17:22,575 --> 01:17:24,770 I wish I could believe you. 1511 01:17:25,378 --> 01:17:26,513 I really do. 1512 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:28,581 But to be honest, 1513 01:17:28,581 --> 01:17:31,818 this trip is the happiest that I have seen you in years. 1514 01:17:32,352 --> 01:17:37,657 [chuckles] A trip in which you have killed four people. 1515 01:17:37,657 --> 01:17:39,893 [huffs] I mean, is this really you? 1516 01:17:43,263 --> 01:17:46,366 You're a stranger named Sean. 1517 01:17:51,371 --> 01:17:52,372 "Archibald Anderson." 1518 01:17:52,939 --> 01:17:54,808 Oh, damn it, Augie. 1519 01:17:55,942 --> 01:18:00,130 You know, first thing in the morning, I am taking the kids and I am leaving. 1520 01:18:00,647 --> 01:18:02,916 - Jess, it's not safe. - It's not safe with you. 1521 01:18:03,683 --> 01:18:04,984 They're after you, not us. 1522 01:18:04,984 --> 01:18:07,954 And from now on, I'm making the decisions about me and the kids. 1523 01:18:09,489 --> 01:18:11,157 [sighs] Jess. 1524 01:18:21,768 --> 01:18:23,970 [Jess] Yeah. Hi. Uh, thanks for picking up. 1525 01:18:23,970 --> 01:18:25,380 I know it's late. 1526 01:18:25,572 --> 01:18:29,576 I was wondering if you could help with some travel for my family, please. 1527 01:18:42,489 --> 01:18:45,492 [siren wailing in distance] 1528 01:18:54,334 --> 01:18:55,668 [door opens] 1529 01:18:57,337 --> 01:18:59,606 - Where are you going? - Far from here, far from you. 1530 01:18:59,606 --> 01:19:01,441 - Where? - It's none of your business. 1531 01:19:01,441 --> 01:19:02,642 What? Like hell it isn't. 1532 01:19:02,642 --> 01:19:04,911 Hey, you cannot go to the airport, you know. They're gonna be waiting there. 1533 01:19:04,911 --> 01:19:07,213 Well, we're not. We've made other arrangements. 1534 01:19:07,213 --> 01:19:08,314 What other arrangements? 1535 01:19:08,314 --> 01:19:11,170 Sorry, Dan. Can't say. It's to protect you. 1536 01:19:11,170 --> 01:19:13,190 Jess-- [stammers] Oh, really? Come on. Don't-- 1537 01:19:15,355 --> 01:19:17,524 Jess. Please. It's not safe. 1538 01:19:17,524 --> 01:19:19,859 Then handle it. Make it safe. 1539 01:19:19,859 --> 01:19:21,861 And when you're done with it, stay away from us. 1540 01:19:39,913 --> 01:19:40,947 Is this for us? 1541 01:19:41,715 --> 01:19:43,917 No, I don't think so. Couldn't be. 1542 01:19:51,658 --> 01:19:53,560 - Hi. - Gwen. 1543 01:19:54,427 --> 01:19:56,896 What are you doing here? I wasn't expecting all this. 1544 01:19:56,896 --> 01:19:59,966 I was on a layover nearby, and I thought, I'll just come get you myself. 1545 01:20:00,767 --> 01:20:01,968 Okay. Uh... 1546 01:20:01,968 --> 01:20:04,838 [Gwen] Hi. You must be Molly and Van. 1547 01:20:05,405 --> 01:20:09,542 I'm Gwen. Hi, little one. Uh, there's breakfast on board, if you'd like it. 1548 01:20:09,542 --> 01:20:10,710 - Sure. - Mm-hmm. 1549 01:20:11,911 --> 01:20:12,912 [sighs] Thanks. 1550 01:20:12,912 --> 01:20:15,281 Jessica, what is wrong? Are you okay? 1551 01:20:15,281 --> 01:20:17,584 - Uh... - What happened? Where's your husband? 1552 01:20:18,518 --> 01:20:19,686 We had a fight. 1553 01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:21,888 [Gwen] Oh, boy. 1554 01:20:21,888 --> 01:20:24,457 Hey, maybe you can help me with my guy problems then. 1555 01:20:24,457 --> 01:20:26,126 - How about that? - I'd love to. 1556 01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,396 [clicks tongue] Remember that ex I told you about in Buffalo? 1557 01:20:29,396 --> 01:20:31,398 - Yeah. - We were together for years. 1558 01:20:31,398 --> 01:20:33,733 It was good. I mean, it was really good. 1559 01:20:33,733 --> 01:20:38,400 [sucks teeth] You know when you just can't get enough of each other physically? 1560 01:20:38,805 --> 01:20:42,308 I thought he was the one, and then he just threw it all away. 1561 01:20:42,909 --> 01:20:45,712 Married some other woman who was the complete opposite of me. 1562 01:20:45,712 --> 01:20:46,780 And the worst part... 1563 01:20:47,647 --> 01:20:48,882 she's insufferable. 1564 01:20:49,883 --> 01:20:51,484 - Wait. You met her? - Oh, I had to. 1565 01:20:51,484 --> 01:20:53,119 He created this whole life with this woman, 1566 01:20:53,119 --> 01:20:55,355 and I needed to see what she had that I didn't. 1567 01:20:55,355 --> 01:20:56,556 [stammers] What did you do? 1568 01:20:56,556 --> 01:20:59,559 I did what I do best. I got in close, 1569 01:20:59,559 --> 01:21:04,564 I won her trust, and then I just waited patiently for her to walk into my trap. 1570 01:21:10,637 --> 01:21:14,507 You know, I think, um, I left something in the taxi. 1571 01:21:14,507 --> 01:21:15,809 Hey, Molly? 1572 01:21:15,809 --> 01:21:17,510 - Yeah? - You wanna bring your brother? 1573 01:21:17,510 --> 01:21:19,512 Let's go. We're leaving. 1574 01:21:24,684 --> 01:21:25,685 [babbles] 1575 01:21:25,685 --> 01:21:27,821 I told you to stay off this op. 1576 01:21:27,821 --> 01:21:31,758 And yet, who brought them to you in a big, fat bow? 1577 01:21:31,758 --> 01:21:33,193 You needed me. 1578 01:21:33,193 --> 01:21:35,280 I know Sean better than you ever will. 1579 01:21:37,964 --> 01:21:39,933 Do whatever you want with the family. I don't care. 1580 01:21:40,633 --> 01:21:43,703 I just want Sean. He's my payment for delivery. 1581 01:21:43,703 --> 01:21:46,139 [babbles] 1582 01:21:46,139 --> 01:21:47,340 [phone buzzes] 1583 01:21:54,681 --> 01:21:56,616 You couldn't let it go, could you? [sighs] 1584 01:21:56,616 --> 01:21:58,651 You know me better than that. 1585 01:21:59,152 --> 01:22:00,820 Look, you can have me, 1586 01:22:00,820 --> 01:22:03,230 but I want your word that you won't go after my family. 1587 01:22:03,230 --> 01:22:04,157 "Go after"? 1588 01:22:04,791 --> 01:22:07,600 You're a little behind, buddy boy. 1589 01:22:09,129 --> 01:22:11,564 - I swear to God, if you hurt them-- - Come and get 'em. 1590 01:22:11,564 --> 01:22:12,999 Somewhere public. 1591 01:22:12,999 --> 01:22:15,702 I think you're mistaking who holds the cards here. 1592 01:22:15,702 --> 01:22:19,439 Be at the old Poseidon Casino north of the city in 30 minutes... 1593 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:21,441 alone. 1594 01:22:22,742 --> 01:22:24,444 [sighs deeply] 1595 01:22:25,912 --> 01:22:27,914 [breathes heavily] 1596 01:23:03,116 --> 01:23:04,417 Come on out! 1597 01:23:09,789 --> 01:23:11,324 Hello, old friend. 1598 01:23:11,324 --> 01:23:13,326 He brought you in for this, huh, Spiros? 1599 01:23:13,326 --> 01:23:15,610 He brought everybody. 1600 01:23:16,663 --> 01:23:18,631 - Follow me. - [drone whirring] 1601 01:23:25,405 --> 01:23:26,673 He's alone. 1602 01:23:27,574 --> 01:23:30,760 Well, well. How sweet. 1603 01:23:30,810 --> 01:23:32,645 He could have been halfway around the world by now, 1604 01:23:32,645 --> 01:23:37,150 and yet here he is, trading his life for the family that abandoned him. 1605 01:23:39,886 --> 01:23:42,522 So, am I ever getting back that five grand I lent you in Morocco? 1606 01:23:42,522 --> 01:23:43,623 I'll tell you what. 1607 01:23:43,623 --> 01:23:47,600 If you're still alive in ten minutes, I'll pay you back with interest. 1608 01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:51,364 Oh, shame. It's a beautiful place. 1609 01:23:52,980 --> 01:23:54,670 They're demolishing it in ten days. 1610 01:23:56,302 --> 01:23:57,437 [elevator dings] 1611 01:24:04,244 --> 01:24:06,379 [Dan] All this for me, huh? I'm flattered. 1612 01:24:07,447 --> 01:24:08,314 How's the family? 1613 01:24:08,982 --> 01:24:09,983 Which one? 1614 01:24:11,484 --> 01:24:12,619 We're coming up. 1615 01:24:28,802 --> 01:24:30,136 There he is. 1616 01:24:30,136 --> 01:24:31,137 Are you okay? 1617 01:24:41,381 --> 01:24:42,882 No hug for your old man? 1618 01:24:42,882 --> 01:24:44,718 Why start now, Dad? 1619 01:24:45,518 --> 01:24:46,753 [stammers] I'm sorry, what? 1620 01:24:46,753 --> 01:24:48,822 I'm your grandfather, Kyle. 1621 01:24:50,890 --> 01:24:52,859 O-Oh my-- Oh, my God. We're-- We're British. 1622 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:55,528 He didn't tell ya? 1623 01:24:55,528 --> 01:24:58,698 No. He left that part out of his no-more-lies speech. 1624 01:24:59,299 --> 01:25:02,350 - Well, I said he was a father figure. - Not quite the same, Dan. 1625 01:25:02,350 --> 01:25:05,380 This is good, right? He's not gonna kill his own grandkids. 1626 01:25:05,939 --> 01:25:08,742 Look, do whatever you want with me. Let them go. 1627 01:25:08,742 --> 01:25:11,440 What is it you think I want, Sean? 1628 01:25:11,544 --> 01:25:12,545 Kill me. 1629 01:25:13,460 --> 01:25:15,949 In that spider's nest of a heart, you actually think that I wronged you. 1630 01:25:15,949 --> 01:25:17,384 You were my son. 1631 01:25:18,918 --> 01:25:20,186 My legacy. 1632 01:25:21,588 --> 01:25:24,557 I poured everything I am into you. You threw it all away. 1633 01:25:25,910 --> 01:25:27,260 You abandoned me. You broke my heart. 1634 01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:29,950 So, yeah. I wanted you dead. 1635 01:25:29,896 --> 01:25:32,899 But then something happened over these past few days. 1636 01:25:32,899 --> 01:25:35,969 You wasted every single guy I sent at you. Every goddamn one. 1637 01:25:37,337 --> 01:25:40,640 You are every bit the killer I taught you to be. 1638 01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:43,209 No. It's not who I am anymore. 1639 01:25:43,209 --> 01:25:44,277 Bullshit. 1640 01:25:45,912 --> 01:25:47,947 Tell me you didn't feel more alive the past three days 1641 01:25:47,947 --> 01:25:51,284 - than you have done in years. - [sighs] 1642 01:25:51,284 --> 01:25:53,820 [McCaffrey] And as you smoked each of my men, 1643 01:25:54,521 --> 01:25:58,792 I felt something that I haven't felt in a very long time. 1644 01:26:00,193 --> 01:26:02,395 Pride in my son. 1645 01:26:02,395 --> 01:26:03,630 What? So, what is this? 1646 01:26:04,364 --> 01:26:06,533 Now you don't wanna kill me? What the hell do you want? 1647 01:26:06,533 --> 01:26:07,834 I want you back. 1648 01:26:07,834 --> 01:26:09,200 What? 1649 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:11,104 Things were never as good after you left. 1650 01:26:13,406 --> 01:26:14,841 For any of us. 1651 01:26:15,909 --> 01:26:21,247 So, I want my son back, working by my side in the family business. 1652 01:26:21,247 --> 01:26:23,783 You're-- You're not seriously considering this, 1653 01:26:23,783 --> 01:26:25,785 - are you, Dad? - Quiet, Kyle. 1654 01:26:25,785 --> 01:26:28,588 Everybody wins. You come back where you belong. 1655 01:26:29,890 --> 01:26:30,590 Be who you were born to be. 1656 01:26:31,391 --> 01:26:33,460 Jess and the kids go safely back to Buffalo. 1657 01:26:33,460 --> 01:26:35,161 It's what they want anyway. 1658 01:26:37,970 --> 01:26:39,990 Sure beats the shit out of selling cars. 1659 01:26:40,266 --> 01:26:43,403 But no contact. Can't have you going soft on me again. 1660 01:26:43,403 --> 01:26:45,438 I'm their father. There's no way this is gonna happen. 1661 01:26:47,474 --> 01:26:49,900 I'm sorry to hear that. 1662 01:26:52,579 --> 01:26:53,980 - Start with the wife. - [gun cocks] 1663 01:26:53,980 --> 01:26:56,649 - Wait, no! I-- - [McCaffrey] There's no third option! 1664 01:26:56,649 --> 01:26:58,985 Either it all ends here and now, 1665 01:26:58,985 --> 01:27:03,590 or you give your family exactly what they want and then some! 1666 01:27:10,463 --> 01:27:11,331 I'll do it. 1667 01:27:12,432 --> 01:27:13,800 [babbling] 1668 01:27:14,901 --> 01:27:15,902 Okay. 1669 01:27:17,837 --> 01:27:21,541 Spiros, see the family to the airport with our blessing. 1670 01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:23,677 [Jess sighs] 1671 01:27:24,644 --> 01:27:25,879 [breathes heavily] 1672 01:27:31,718 --> 01:27:33,453 [sobbing] 1673 01:27:33,453 --> 01:27:35,488 [breathes heavily] 1674 01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:45,932 - Dad. [babbles] - [whimpering] 1675 01:27:45,932 --> 01:27:47,233 Dad, please. [sobs] 1676 01:27:47,233 --> 01:27:49,235 I love you. I'll always love you. 1677 01:27:53,540 --> 01:27:55,542 Look, we can't just abandon Dad. 1678 01:27:55,542 --> 01:27:57,277 What am I supposed to do? 1679 01:27:57,277 --> 01:27:59,846 It's my job to keep you safe. 1680 01:27:59,846 --> 01:28:00,914 I'm a mom. 1681 01:28:00,914 --> 01:28:03,160 Okay, then-- then be the mom that lifts the car. 1682 01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:04,551 - What? - You know, the-- the mom. 1683 01:28:04,551 --> 01:28:06,286 She-- She has the baby, and she lifts the car. 1684 01:28:06,286 --> 01:28:07,654 Yeah. You know. Car mom. 1685 01:28:08,121 --> 01:28:11,191 I have no idea what you're talking about. [sighs] 1686 01:28:11,191 --> 01:28:13,226 It's an urban legend, Mrs. Morgan. 1687 01:28:14,527 --> 01:28:17,130 - A baby is trapped under a car. - [elevator dings] 1688 01:28:17,130 --> 01:28:22,302 His mother gets a burst of adrenaline and lifts the car up with her bare hands. 1689 01:28:24,371 --> 01:28:27,374 Your children are suggesting you overpower me to rescue their father. 1690 01:28:27,374 --> 01:28:29,420 Yeah. Thank you. Exactly. 1691 01:28:29,420 --> 01:28:30,310 I would advise against it. 1692 01:28:30,310 --> 01:28:32,278 [stammers] Now. Duh. 1693 01:28:32,278 --> 01:28:33,880 Your father made his choice. 1694 01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:36,282 [sighs] I mean, do you think he wants this? 1695 01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:38,718 It's Dad that we're talking about. 1696 01:28:38,718 --> 01:28:42,288 The guy that-- that took me to junior prom when Trevor didn't show up. 1697 01:28:42,288 --> 01:28:46,292 The guy that-- that wakes us up for school with shitty raps about Wednesdays. 1698 01:28:46,793 --> 01:28:49,129 That's beautiful. My father never did that. 1699 01:28:49,129 --> 01:28:51,640 I'm sorry. Can you shut up, Spiros? 1700 01:28:52,332 --> 01:28:54,000 - [elevator dings] - [sighs] 1701 01:28:56,102 --> 01:28:57,570 [Spiros] Hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop. 1702 01:28:59,939 --> 01:29:03,977 [clears throat, sighs] Children. 1703 01:29:03,977 --> 01:29:05,712 Mom, we're not a family without Dad. 1704 01:29:05,712 --> 01:29:07,614 Dad needs to know that we don't want this. 1705 01:29:07,614 --> 01:29:10,917 I-- I-- I know we said we did last night, but, Mom, I-- I don't. 1706 01:29:10,917 --> 01:29:12,180 [elevator dings] 1707 01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:17,290 If-- If he still chooses to do it, then-- then so be it. 1708 01:29:17,290 --> 01:29:18,625 But he needs to know. 1709 01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:19,926 [sighs] 1710 01:29:19,926 --> 01:29:22,796 I mean, he thinks that we don't love him anymore, Mom. 1711 01:29:23,296 --> 01:29:25,310 We can't just let things end like that. 1712 01:29:28,134 --> 01:29:30,770 [sniffing] Oh, Max. 1713 01:29:31,771 --> 01:29:33,506 I haven't changed you. 1714 01:29:33,506 --> 01:29:36,643 We have to get this off of you before you get a rash. 1715 01:29:36,643 --> 01:29:37,944 You forgot the diaper bag. 1716 01:29:37,944 --> 01:29:39,120 - Oh. - [chuckling] 1717 01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:40,460 [grunts] 1718 01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:41,614 - Oh, my gosh. - [elevator dings] 1719 01:29:41,614 --> 01:29:44,117 - Ooh, gosh. It's a real messy one. - [groans] 1720 01:29:45,385 --> 01:29:46,920 [Spiros groaning] 1721 01:29:49,756 --> 01:29:51,758 [Spiros screaming] 1722 01:29:53,590 --> 01:29:56,329 - [grunts, gasps] Oh, crap. - [thuds] 1723 01:29:56,329 --> 01:29:57,931 [panting] 1724 01:29:58,798 --> 01:30:00,166 Uh, maybe he'll be all right. 1725 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,100 Or not. 1726 01:30:02,502 --> 01:30:03,703 What do we do now? 1727 01:30:09,142 --> 01:30:10,710 We're gonna go find your dad. 1728 01:30:13,413 --> 01:30:15,348 Give me a minute alone with him, would you? 1729 01:30:15,348 --> 01:30:17,484 I wanna be wheels up in ten minutes. 1730 01:30:20,854 --> 01:30:23,156 I thought if I ever saw you again, I'd kill you. 1731 01:30:24,257 --> 01:30:26,726 But since we're here... 1732 01:30:30,196 --> 01:30:31,898 [moans] Better. 1733 01:30:31,898 --> 01:30:34,200 Oh, sure. Pretend I'm not here. 1734 01:30:40,730 --> 01:30:42,409 This isn't gonna happen. I have a wife. 1735 01:30:42,409 --> 01:30:44,444 You had a wife. 1736 01:30:45,211 --> 01:30:46,713 Now you're free. 1737 01:30:52,850 --> 01:30:53,820 You think I forgot your little tricks? 1738 01:30:55,550 --> 01:30:56,356 [sighs] 1739 01:30:56,356 --> 01:30:57,824 I knew you hadn't changed. 1740 01:30:57,824 --> 01:30:59,920 [sighs] 1741 01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:00,660 You could never resist me. 1742 01:31:00,660 --> 01:31:01,995 Hmm. 1743 01:31:01,995 --> 01:31:03,930 [breathes heavily] 1744 01:31:03,930 --> 01:31:05,265 - [grunts] - [groans] 1745 01:31:05,265 --> 01:31:06,766 Vulcan neck pinch. 1746 01:31:06,766 --> 01:31:07,834 - Kyusho Jitsu. - [gasping] 1747 01:31:07,834 --> 01:31:11,304 Whoa. Whoa! Hey. [chuckles] I'm just the tech guy. [chuckles] 1748 01:31:11,304 --> 01:31:12,639 I'm so sorry for this, you guys. 1749 01:31:12,639 --> 01:31:14,974 For the ***-grabbing part or the 18-years-of-deception thing? 1750 01:31:14,974 --> 01:31:17,110 Both. All of it. 1751 01:31:18,178 --> 01:31:19,512 Hey. Tie him up. 1752 01:31:20,447 --> 01:31:22,615 - Yeah. You. - Come on. 1753 01:31:22,615 --> 01:31:25,118 I wanted to tell you about everything, but there was never a good time. 1754 01:31:25,118 --> 01:31:27,620 - Never a good time? - When was I gonna tell you? 1755 01:31:27,620 --> 01:31:29,222 On our first date? Our second? 1756 01:31:29,222 --> 01:31:30,857 When you were pregnant with Nina or by our fourth? 1757 01:31:30,857 --> 01:31:32,992 - What? - Do the math, Nina. 1758 01:31:32,992 --> 01:31:34,694 Any of those times would have been a better time. 1759 01:31:34,694 --> 01:31:37,297 You should have told me the truth, and I could have made up my own mind. 1760 01:31:37,297 --> 01:31:40,300 You're right. I'm sorry. I was stupid and selfish. 1761 01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:42,202 But I was in love with you. 1762 01:31:42,202 --> 01:31:44,637 I mean, you've been my whole world since the moment we met. 1763 01:31:45,138 --> 01:31:47,307 Being your husband and their father, that's the real me. 1764 01:31:47,307 --> 01:31:48,875 That's all that matters to me. 1765 01:31:49,843 --> 01:31:52,579 All right. I swear on my life, I'll never keep anything from you again. 1766 01:31:53,146 --> 01:31:54,414 [sighs] 1767 01:31:55,682 --> 01:31:57,684 [phone line rings] 1768 01:31:58,251 --> 01:31:59,552 [beeps] 1769 01:31:59,552 --> 01:32:00,653 Where's Spiros? 1770 01:32:01,321 --> 01:32:02,655 Thought they were with you. 1771 01:32:09,963 --> 01:32:11,164 Hey, bro. 1772 01:32:11,164 --> 01:32:14,667 Everyone I know is talking about what Kyllboi did at HyperX last night. 1773 01:32:14,667 --> 01:32:15,835 - Really? - Yeah. [chuckles] 1774 01:32:15,835 --> 01:32:18,400 Kyle. Less talking, more tying, okay? 1775 01:32:18,972 --> 01:32:20,540 - Ow. - Sorry. 1776 01:32:21,141 --> 01:32:23,810 [chuckles] No way. A Sky Raven drone? 1777 01:32:23,810 --> 01:32:24,978 Awesome. 1778 01:32:24,978 --> 01:32:26,379 [tracker] Just, careful with it. 1779 01:32:28,748 --> 01:32:31,618 - Hey, man. You got a great kid. Ow! Ow! - I need your comms. 1780 01:32:31,618 --> 01:32:32,719 Dude! 1781 01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:41,227 [Dan] Hey, Kyle. Give me that. 1782 01:32:45,432 --> 01:32:47,934 You're not anti-technology. You're-- 1783 01:32:51,171 --> 01:32:52,539 You're awesome. 1784 01:32:57,877 --> 01:32:59,746 - They're coming. - What? 1785 01:32:59,746 --> 01:33:02,115 Go up to the roof and find somewhere to hide with the kids, okay? 1786 01:33:02,115 --> 01:33:04,284 - No, you're not going down there. - [kisses] 1787 01:33:04,284 --> 01:33:06,386 It's the only way to end this. This is the only way we go home. 1788 01:33:06,386 --> 01:33:08,722 We don't have to go home. We can just go to Canada and be the Andersons. 1789 01:33:08,722 --> 01:33:10,290 - Please, Dad. - It's too late for that, Beans. 1790 01:33:10,290 --> 01:33:12,392 No. You're not giving yourself up to them. 1791 01:33:12,392 --> 01:33:14,594 No. I'm getting us home. 1792 01:33:15,295 --> 01:33:16,463 - [babbling] - Okay. 1793 01:33:16,463 --> 01:33:17,464 [sighs] 1794 01:33:20,660 --> 01:33:21,670 [Dan] I got a plan. 1795 01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:26,390 Look, I need to be that guy one last time for us. 1796 01:33:26,390 --> 01:33:29,420 - [sighs] - Dad. Th-- There's too many of 'em. 1797 01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:30,643 Well, I have something they don't have. 1798 01:33:31,945 --> 01:33:33,213 Kyllboi. 1799 01:33:34,647 --> 01:33:37,830 That's your comms. You're my eyes and my ears, okay? I'm counting on you. 1800 01:33:37,830 --> 01:33:38,818 [sighs] Let's go. 1801 01:33:38,818 --> 01:33:40,530 Move out, Kyllboi. 1802 01:33:40,754 --> 01:33:42,856 Hey, Kyle, you're on the same channel as me. 1803 01:33:45,992 --> 01:33:48,962 I want every inch of this atrium covered. 1804 01:34:06,179 --> 01:34:07,313 [Jess breathes heavily] 1805 01:34:15,488 --> 01:34:17,900 [sniper] Movement on the elevator! 1806 01:34:17,691 --> 01:34:19,793 The elevator door. Now! 1807 01:34:19,793 --> 01:34:22,996 You see a shot, you take it, because, believe me, he will. 1808 01:34:25,980 --> 01:34:26,990 You got a shot? 1809 01:34:26,990 --> 01:34:27,534 [sniper] Negative. I don't see him yet. 1810 01:34:49,122 --> 01:34:50,123 [elevator dings] 1811 01:34:50,724 --> 01:34:53,560 ["Wheels On The Bus" playing] 1812 01:34:54,394 --> 01:34:55,895 [assassin] He's not here. 1813 01:34:55,895 --> 01:34:56,996 Wait. 1814 01:35:00,660 --> 01:35:01,000 What do ya got? 1815 01:35:02,535 --> 01:35:05,505 - Take cover! [screams] - [grunting] 1816 01:35:06,940 --> 01:35:08,341 [Kyle] Holy shit. 1817 01:35:09,750 --> 01:35:11,770 Hey. See anybody? [grunts] 1818 01:35:11,678 --> 01:35:12,712 [grunts] 1819 01:35:12,712 --> 01:35:14,470 [screams] 1820 01:35:14,848 --> 01:35:16,416 - [glass shattering] - He's up there! 1821 01:35:16,916 --> 01:35:17,851 - Shit. - [gunfire] 1822 01:35:20,530 --> 01:35:21,421 Talk to me, Kyle. 1823 01:35:21,421 --> 01:35:22,856 You're my eyes. 1824 01:35:22,856 --> 01:35:24,557 You're clear on your right. Go now. 1825 01:35:24,557 --> 01:35:26,393 [gunfire] 1826 01:35:30,397 --> 01:35:31,798 [Kyle] Dad, man on your left. 1827 01:35:31,798 --> 01:35:33,433 [grunting] 1828 01:35:34,340 --> 01:35:35,368 [screams] 1829 01:35:37,437 --> 01:35:38,338 [grunts] 1830 01:35:39,606 --> 01:35:41,675 [Kyle] Dad, are you okay? Man ahead. 1831 01:35:42,242 --> 01:35:43,243 [grunting] 1832 01:35:45,378 --> 01:35:47,280 - Man on your six. - [panting] 1833 01:35:48,581 --> 01:35:49,749 [Dan] Great job, Kyle. 1834 01:35:49,749 --> 01:35:51,840 [Kyle] I'm on it, Dad. 1835 01:35:52,419 --> 01:35:53,687 [Dan] Talk to me, Kyle. 1836 01:35:53,687 --> 01:35:55,689 They've got the drone. 1837 01:35:55,689 --> 01:35:58,558 - [Kyle] Look out. Behind the curtain. - [grunts] 1838 01:35:59,993 --> 01:36:01,227 Come on, Dad. Get him. 1839 01:36:01,227 --> 01:36:02,362 [grunts, shouts] 1840 01:36:02,362 --> 01:36:04,464 - [grunting] - [pants] Oh. You again. 1841 01:36:05,398 --> 01:36:06,900 They mopped your *** up off aisle three, huh? 1842 01:36:08,100 --> 01:36:09,200 [babbles] 1843 01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:10,103 Gonna need that mop again. 1844 01:36:10,103 --> 01:36:11,400 [babbles] 1845 01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:13,540 [grunting] 1846 01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:17,310 Gwen, where the hell are you? 1847 01:36:18,978 --> 01:36:20,130 Gwen? 1848 01:36:21,614 --> 01:36:22,982 - Gwen? - McCaffrey? 1849 01:36:22,982 --> 01:36:24,184 What's going on? 1850 01:36:24,184 --> 01:36:25,919 Kid's got the drone. 1851 01:36:25,919 --> 01:36:27,870 Find him. 1852 01:36:28,254 --> 01:36:29,723 Call it off, Dad! 1853 01:36:29,723 --> 01:36:31,257 [stammers] Hold your fire! 1854 01:36:31,991 --> 01:36:33,927 Change your mind, Sean? 1855 01:36:33,927 --> 01:36:36,396 No. But here's your chance to. 1856 01:36:37,430 --> 01:36:38,665 Call it off now. 1857 01:36:38,665 --> 01:36:42,469 You don't have it in you to kill your own flesh and blood. 1858 01:36:42,469 --> 01:36:45,271 I, on the other hand, do have it in me. 1859 01:36:45,271 --> 01:36:46,639 Let him have it! 1860 01:36:57,217 --> 01:36:58,218 [grunts] 1861 01:36:59,586 --> 01:37:00,687 [elevator button chimes] 1862 01:37:05,658 --> 01:37:06,760 [elevator beeping] 1863 01:37:08,628 --> 01:37:11,197 Go, go, go, go. Underneath. Underneath. Go. Go, go, go, go, go. 1864 01:37:11,197 --> 01:37:12,198 [Nina] Wai-- Wait. No. 1865 01:37:12,198 --> 01:37:14,000 Look after your brothers. Don't make a sound. 1866 01:37:14,701 --> 01:37:16,369 Do not leave Max, whatever happens. 1867 01:37:16,369 --> 01:37:18,171 [breathes heavily] 1868 01:37:20,173 --> 01:37:21,441 [breathing heavily] 1869 01:37:25,712 --> 01:37:26,680 [elevator dings] 1870 01:37:27,914 --> 01:37:29,315 [gasps] 1871 01:37:31,885 --> 01:37:33,353 [empty gun chamber clicks] 1872 01:37:33,353 --> 01:37:34,554 [Gwen] Jessica. 1873 01:37:36,322 --> 01:37:38,558 Is that you? [chuckling] 1874 01:37:38,558 --> 01:37:39,793 [sighs] 1875 01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:41,828 Talk to me, Kyle. [pants] 1876 01:37:41,828 --> 01:37:43,396 [Kyle] Gwen's-- Gwen's up here. 1877 01:37:43,396 --> 01:37:45,899 I know the sound of an empty gun when I hear one, sweetie. 1878 01:37:45,899 --> 01:37:49,335 So why don't we make this real easy, shall we? 1879 01:37:49,936 --> 01:37:51,710 [breathes shakily] 1880 01:37:52,380 --> 01:37:53,673 Unless you think you can take me. 1881 01:37:54,708 --> 01:37:56,676 I th-- I think-- I think Mom's gonna f-fight her. 1882 01:37:56,676 --> 01:37:59,512 [grunting, gasps] 1883 01:37:59,512 --> 01:38:01,548 [panting] 1884 01:38:02,820 --> 01:38:03,717 [grunting] 1885 01:38:03,717 --> 01:38:05,652 [grunts, panting] 1886 01:38:05,652 --> 01:38:08,355 [laughs] You think you can beat me 1887 01:38:08,355 --> 01:38:12,580 because you took some kickboxing classes at the Y and wear Lululemon? 1888 01:38:12,580 --> 01:38:14,494 - Ooh, no. - [grunting, panting] 1889 01:38:14,961 --> 01:38:16,363 Oh. 1890 01:38:19,566 --> 01:38:21,368 [grunts] Ooh. 1891 01:38:21,868 --> 01:38:23,360 Learn that in class? 1892 01:38:23,603 --> 01:38:24,604 [panting] Yeah. 1893 01:38:24,604 --> 01:38:26,940 You know I do this for a living, right? 1894 01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:30,760 While you were popping out brats and clipping coupons, 1895 01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:32,245 I was assassinating dictators. 1896 01:38:32,245 --> 01:38:35,248 So, why don't you go back to the PTA? 1897 01:38:35,248 --> 01:38:37,250 - 'Cause you're a joke. - [panting, grunts] 1898 01:38:38,852 --> 01:38:40,200 [Dan] Kyle, what do you see? 1899 01:38:42,756 --> 01:38:45,258 All right, there's nine guys left. Four to your right, five ahead of you. 1900 01:38:45,925 --> 01:38:47,494 [both grunting] 1901 01:38:54,434 --> 01:38:55,869 - [grunts] - Whoa. [chuckles] 1902 01:39:17,891 --> 01:39:19,492 [Dan] I'm out of ammo, Kyle. 1903 01:39:21,494 --> 01:39:23,830 Find cover, Dad. A man coming. Get over the low wall. Now. 1904 01:39:25,732 --> 01:39:26,599 [grunts] 1905 01:39:27,467 --> 01:39:29,636 [sighs] Kyle, could have mentioned that table, buddy. 1906 01:39:29,636 --> 01:39:30,670 [Kyle] Sorry. 1907 01:39:30,670 --> 01:39:32,639 [grunting, panting] 1908 01:39:36,810 --> 01:39:39,979 [whimpers, panting] 1909 01:39:39,979 --> 01:39:41,140 [screams] 1910 01:39:41,140 --> 01:39:42,749 Take out the one on the left now. 1911 01:39:42,749 --> 01:39:44,840 [grunting, panting] 1912 01:39:44,984 --> 01:39:46,786 Dad, hold on. We gotta move. 1913 01:39:46,786 --> 01:39:48,154 [Jess grunting] 1914 01:39:51,791 --> 01:39:53,930 [panting] 1915 01:39:58,980 --> 01:39:59,499 [groaning] 1916 01:40:04,504 --> 01:40:06,840 [Dan] Kyle. That guy below, chase him through the foyer. 1917 01:40:06,840 --> 01:40:08,308 Okay, I'm going. I'm chasing him. 1918 01:40:08,808 --> 01:40:10,100 [Dan] Keep him coming. 1919 01:40:10,977 --> 01:40:12,245 He's coming right at me. 1920 01:40:16,649 --> 01:40:17,951 [both grunt] 1921 01:40:20,353 --> 01:40:22,489 [grunting, panting] 1922 01:40:27,394 --> 01:40:29,429 Take Max. I gotta go help Mom. 1923 01:40:30,196 --> 01:40:31,231 [Dan] Talk to me, Kyle. 1924 01:40:32,198 --> 01:40:33,733 [Kyle] Two left, including granddad. 1925 01:40:33,733 --> 01:40:34,801 Man on your right! 1926 01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:46,460 [grunting, panting] 1927 01:40:52,919 --> 01:40:55,880 [McCaffrey] Wouldn't go that way if I were you, Sean. 1928 01:40:55,880 --> 01:40:57,424 Dad, Mom's hurt. We're-- We're in big trouble. 1929 01:40:58,358 --> 01:40:59,626 [blows raspberry] 1930 01:40:59,626 --> 01:41:01,594 Ah. Little brats. 1931 01:41:03,863 --> 01:41:07,734 [grunting] 1932 01:41:12,172 --> 01:41:13,173 [grunts] 1933 01:41:16,910 --> 01:41:18,578 I was wrong about you, Sean. 1934 01:41:20,180 --> 01:41:21,548 You're no use to me. 1935 01:41:22,615 --> 01:41:24,351 Family have made you weak. 1936 01:41:25,385 --> 01:41:28,755 You can't even focus on the fight you're in because of them. 1937 01:41:28,755 --> 01:41:30,390 [Dan grunting] 1938 01:41:33,893 --> 01:41:35,195 [gasps] 1939 01:41:35,962 --> 01:41:38,231 Hi. Going somewhere? 1940 01:41:38,798 --> 01:41:40,433 Oh, don't worry about her. She's great. 1941 01:41:40,433 --> 01:41:41,634 [groaning] 1942 01:41:41,634 --> 01:41:44,104 You know, that move you pulled back there, little one? 1943 01:41:44,104 --> 01:41:46,720 That was a very bad idea. 1944 01:41:49,776 --> 01:41:53,446 Look. For what it's worth, killing minors is the least favorite part of my job. 1945 01:41:53,446 --> 01:41:55,148 Now, who's first? 1946 01:41:55,148 --> 01:41:57,500 We're not done! 1947 01:41:57,500 --> 01:41:58,840 [grunts] 1948 01:41:58,840 --> 01:42:00,286 - Mom. No, Mom! - [screaming] 1949 01:42:01,521 --> 01:42:03,523 [grunting] 1950 01:42:05,859 --> 01:42:07,660 - [empty gun chamber clicks] - [pants] Bang. 1951 01:42:13,433 --> 01:42:15,100 [grunting] 1952 01:42:18,400 --> 01:42:19,539 [panting] 1953 01:42:19,539 --> 01:42:20,674 [Max] Mama. 1954 01:42:20,674 --> 01:42:22,542 Oh, come on. 1955 01:42:22,542 --> 01:42:24,100 Just die. 1956 01:42:24,978 --> 01:42:25,812 [panting] 1957 01:42:25,812 --> 01:42:27,113 [Max] Mama. 1958 01:42:29,150 --> 01:42:30,160 Mama. 1959 01:42:31,151 --> 01:42:32,152 Mama. 1960 01:42:35,455 --> 01:42:36,523 Oh, look at this. 1961 01:42:39,526 --> 01:42:41,261 Oh. [chuckles] You can't be serious. 1962 01:42:41,261 --> 01:42:42,328 [pants] 1963 01:42:47,330 --> 01:42:48,301 [chuckles] 1964 01:42:52,505 --> 01:42:53,540 [panting] 1965 01:42:57,877 --> 01:42:59,446 [inhales sharply] 1966 01:43:10,156 --> 01:43:11,491 [grunts] 1967 01:43:12,592 --> 01:43:14,270 Oh. 1968 01:43:14,270 --> 01:43:15,328 [grunting, strains] 1969 01:43:15,328 --> 01:43:18,298 Not quite the decathlete we once were, huh? 1970 01:43:18,298 --> 01:43:20,660 - [Jess gasping] - Sorry, kids. It's nothing personal. 1971 01:43:20,660 --> 01:43:21,000 [Jess coughs] 1972 01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:22,702 Maybe a little. 1973 01:43:22,702 --> 01:43:24,504 [Jess panting] 1974 01:43:25,372 --> 01:43:26,773 Oh. Here we go again. 1975 01:43:26,773 --> 01:43:30,577 [chuckles] She's like The Little Engine That Could. 1976 01:43:30,577 --> 01:43:33,680 - [sucks teeth, grunts] - Oh. 1977 01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,582 - [grunts] - [gasps] 1978 01:43:36,416 --> 01:43:38,485 [exhaling heavily] 1979 01:43:38,485 --> 01:43:40,420 There's nine other events, *****. 1980 01:43:42,722 --> 01:43:44,357 - [chuckling, panting] - [Kyle] Oh, my God. Mom. 1981 01:43:45,892 --> 01:43:48,280 [chuckles] 1982 01:43:50,397 --> 01:43:52,699 [both grunting] 1983 01:44:07,814 --> 01:44:09,949 - [Dan grunts] - [breathes heavily] 1984 01:44:10,950 --> 01:44:13,820 Far as I'm concerned, this is an act of mercy. 1985 01:44:13,820 --> 01:44:17,791 I'm saving you 20 more years of selling used cars. 1986 01:44:17,791 --> 01:44:19,159 Certified pre-owned. 1987 01:44:19,159 --> 01:44:20,260 [chuckles] 1988 01:44:21,294 --> 01:44:22,295 Goodbye, Sean. 1989 01:44:23,163 --> 01:44:25,532 - [sighs] - [Nina] Grandpa! Wait! [pants] 1990 01:44:25,532 --> 01:44:27,133 [breathes heavily] 1991 01:44:27,133 --> 01:44:29,636 I know you think that we probably hate you 1992 01:44:29,636 --> 01:44:32,639 for everything that's happened these past few days, and-- 1993 01:44:32,639 --> 01:44:33,840 and maybe we should. 1994 01:44:35,750 --> 01:44:39,746 But I've learned that family is the most important thing in the entire world. 1995 01:44:41,247 --> 01:44:45,552 And when I-- when I look at you, I don't just see a cold-blooded killer. 1996 01:44:46,553 --> 01:44:47,654 I see my grandpa. 1997 01:44:50,990 --> 01:44:52,592 [babbles] 1998 01:44:54,961 --> 01:44:57,497 And maybe-- maybe there's a way for us to move forward... 1999 01:44:59,866 --> 01:45:01,101 as a family. 2000 01:45:02,769 --> 01:45:06,506 Kid, if you think this little speech is gonna win me over... 2001 01:45:06,506 --> 01:45:09,109 [sighs] Honestly... 2002 01:45:11,578 --> 01:45:14,140 I was just hoping it would buy him enough time to do this. 2003 01:45:15,181 --> 01:45:17,500 [grunting] 2004 01:45:18,318 --> 01:45:19,786 - [sighs] - [giggles] 2005 01:45:20,320 --> 01:45:22,522 [Jess] Oh, baby. Baby. [breathes heavily] 2006 01:45:22,522 --> 01:45:23,857 - [Nina] Dad. - Hey. 2007 01:45:23,857 --> 01:45:26,760 [pants] Thank you. 2008 01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:28,795 - [chuckling] - Hi! 2009 01:45:28,795 --> 01:45:30,964 - [coos, giggles] - Wow! 2010 01:45:30,964 --> 01:45:33,433 [sirens wailing] 2011 01:45:54,220 --> 01:45:56,456 [newscaster] Good afternoon, and welcome to the news at noon. 2012 01:45:56,456 --> 01:46:00,260 While details are continuing to emerge about a covert paramilitary group... 2013 01:46:00,260 --> 01:46:01,327 Thanks. 2014 01:46:01,327 --> 01:46:02,996 ...responsible for high-profile assassinations 2015 01:46:02,996 --> 01:46:04,831 reportedly spanning decades, 2016 01:46:04,831 --> 01:46:07,267 this bombshell story was broken 2017 01:46:07,267 --> 01:46:10,904 by a high school newspaper reporter, Nina Morgan. 2018 01:46:16,420 --> 01:46:17,510 [grunting] 2019 01:46:18,178 --> 01:46:19,913 - [gun clicks] - And you're dead. 2020 01:46:19,913 --> 01:46:22,820 That's bullshit. You said there'd be two hostiles. 2021 01:46:22,820 --> 01:46:24,818 I lied. But, Sam, that was better. Take him down harder. 2022 01:46:24,818 --> 01:46:25,885 I didn't wanna hurt the guy. 2023 01:46:25,885 --> 01:46:28,388 [Dan] No, he'll be fine. He's small, but he's very strong. 2024 01:46:28,388 --> 01:46:31,758 Hey, excuse me. Why don't you get thrown against a truck 20 times? 2025 01:46:31,758 --> 01:46:33,493 Because my name's on the letterhead. 2026 01:46:33,493 --> 01:46:34,394 Et voilà! 2027 01:46:34,394 --> 01:46:36,396 Hey, guys. I have a family commitment. 2028 01:46:36,896 --> 01:46:38,898 Augie, you take it from here, okay? 2029 01:46:41,340 --> 01:46:42,502 Let's pick up the pace! 2030 01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:44,904 I'm gonna be gone for the next few days! 2031 01:46:44,904 --> 01:46:46,840 I want you to remember me! 2032 01:46:50,844 --> 01:46:51,945 [whistle blows] 2033 01:46:52,846 --> 01:46:53,847 [Jess sighs] 2034 01:47:02,155 --> 01:47:03,156 Hey, it's time to go. 2035 01:47:03,156 --> 01:47:05,250 Okay, people. I'm out. 2036 01:47:06,260 --> 01:47:07,160 - [Max giggles] - [Dan] Guys, come on. 2037 01:47:07,160 --> 01:47:09,290 We gotta beat the traffic! 2038 01:47:09,290 --> 01:47:10,263 - [Nina] Oh, come on. - [Max giggles] 2039 01:47:10,263 --> 01:47:12,599 [Nina] No, I cannot show up to school in this monstrosity. 2040 01:47:12,599 --> 01:47:14,401 - How could you do this to me? - [Dan] Oh, don't blame me. 2041 01:47:14,401 --> 01:47:17,303 Levon applied all the discounts and all the points. Didn't you hear? 2042 01:47:17,303 --> 01:47:19,773 We are platinum elite superior diamond members. 2043 01:47:19,773 --> 01:47:21,808 - Okay. I got the snacks. I got the maps. - Huh? [chuckles] 2044 01:47:21,808 --> 01:47:23,176 - Let's do this. - Nice. 2045 01:47:23,176 --> 01:47:24,411 - Mwah! - Hey, phones, please. 2046 01:47:24,411 --> 01:47:25,311 [Kyle groans] For real? 2047 01:47:25,311 --> 01:47:26,946 - Oh. Whoa. - Yeah. Catch it. Catch it. 2048 01:47:26,946 --> 01:47:28,148 There you go. 2049 01:47:28,148 --> 01:47:30,884 - Thank you. - If you throw this away, I will kill you. 2050 01:47:30,884 --> 01:47:31,785 - God, gross. - Oh, gross. 2051 01:47:31,785 --> 01:47:33,319 You gonna be doing that all the way to California? 2052 01:47:33,319 --> 01:47:34,654 - Yes. All the way. - Yeah. Absolutely. 2053 01:47:34,654 --> 01:47:35,789 - [Nina] Come on. - [Dan] Yeah. 2054 01:47:35,789 --> 01:47:37,957 - [Kyle] I'm going. Here, scooch, scooch. - And I will take those. 2055 01:47:37,957 --> 01:47:39,459 - [Jess] Beep, beep. - [Dan] Here we go. 2056 01:47:39,459 --> 01:47:40,527 [horn honks] 2057 01:47:41,628 --> 01:47:44,164 One, two, three! 2058 01:47:44,164 --> 01:47:46,933 Road trip! 2059 01:47:51,504 --> 01:47:52,806 [screaming] 2060 01:47:53,373 --> 01:47:54,674 [Dan] Oh, whoa! 2061 01:49:18,224 --> 01:49:19,859 Oh, my God. Guys, I almost forgot. 2062 01:49:19,859 --> 01:49:20,927 - [chuckles] - What? [chuckles] Yeah? 2063 01:49:20,927 --> 01:49:23,730 - Say goodbye to these. - No! 2064 01:49:27,567 --> 01:49:28,568 [Kyle] Why? 2065 01:49:30,737 --> 01:49:31,871 Oh, my God. 2066 01:49:31,871 --> 01:49:32,872 That's not funny. 2067 01:50:06,473 --> 01:50:10,477 ♪ In a minute, I'ma need a sentimental Man or woman to pump me up ♪ 2068 01:50:10,477 --> 01:50:11,611 [Jess] Whoo! 2069 01:50:11,611 --> 01:50:13,246 ♪ Feelin' fussy Walkin' in my Balenci-ussies ♪ 2070 01:50:13,246 --> 01:50:15,215 ♪ Tryna bring out the fabulous ♪ 2071 01:50:15,215 --> 01:50:19,252 ♪ 'Cause I give a **** way too much I'ma need like two shots in my cup ♪ 2072 01:50:19,252 --> 01:50:23,923 ♪ Wanna get up, wanna get down Ooh, that's how I feel right now ♪ 2073 01:50:24,691 --> 01:50:28,395 ♪ Oh, I been so down and under pressure ♪ 2074 01:50:30,263 --> 01:50:33,433 ♪ I'm way too fine to feel this stressed Yeah ♪ 2075 01:50:33,433 --> 01:50:35,268 - [vocalizes, chuckles] - [Kyle stammers] 2076 01:50:36,336 --> 01:50:38,838 - ♪ Or used to be ♪ - ♪ Be ♪ 2077 01:50:40,600 --> 01:50:41,307 Who is this? Janet Jackson?