1
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-[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
-[SINGER VOCALIZING]

2
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GARFIELD: Okay, time to eat.
Let's see... Open the app.

3
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I'm gonna get
a double pepperoni pizza,

4
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uh, order of breadsticks...

5
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and, well, lasagna. Yeah.

6
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Ooh! New item alert?
Jalapeño breadstick quick bites.

7
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Huh. It might be nice to have
something in the salad family.

8
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-[CHIMES]
-And do I want dessert? Ooh!

9
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[CHUCKLES] I'm gonna be naughty,
butterscotch budino.

10
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-Okay, I'm gonna have five.
-[CHIMING]

11
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Delivery?

12
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Goes without saying.

13
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-Now, please.
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Mamma mia!

14
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All right, that ought to hold me
'til breakfast.

15
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Oh, hey! Wait, are you guys
early or am I late?

16
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No matter. I have got
a real treat for you today.

17
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-[BARKING EXCITEDLY]
-No, not a treat for you.

18
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-[WHIMPERING]
-[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

19
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Okay.

20
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[GROANS]

21
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Anyway, about that treat.

22
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Can I just say,
you will not be disappointed?

23
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-It's a story about me...
-[DOORBELL RINGING]

24
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...that no one's
ever heard before,

25
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featuring someone in my life
you've never met.

26
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I don't know about you,
but color me intrigued.

27
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[TRUMPETING]

28
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Oh, yeah, drone delivery.

29
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Welcome to the future.

30
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You know, to really
understand everything,

31
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I'm gonna have to take you back
to where it all began.

32
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Mmm-hmm.

33
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Don't want anything to take away
from the flavor of the cheese.

34
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-[GULPS]
-[BELL DINGS]

35
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And like every great story,
it all started...

36
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[MAKES SUCKING NOISE]

37
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on a dark and stormy night.

38
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[IMITATES THUNDER]

39
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]

40
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Wait here, Junior.
I'll be right back.

41
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[SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL
PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

42
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[THUNDERCLAP]

43
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[SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES]

44
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-[DOG BARKING AND GROWLING]
-[TIRES SCREECHING]

45
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-[SIREN WAILS]
-[ENGINE ROARING]

46
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[SNIFFING]

47
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

48
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[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

49
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[ENGINE ROARING]

50
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[HORNS HONKING]

51
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CHORUS: ...moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie

52
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That's amore

53
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-SINGER: That's amore
-When the world seems to shine

54
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Like you've had too much wine

55
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That's amore

56
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That's amore

57
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-Bells will ring
-Ting-a-ling-a-ling

58
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-Ting-a-ling-a-ling
-And you'll sing "vita bella"

59
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-Vita bella, vita bella
-[CLUCKING]

60
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-Open wide, Jake.
-Hearts will play

61
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Tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

62
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Lucky fella

63
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[SIGHS]

64
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-When the stars make you drool
-[GASPS]

65
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Just like pasta fasul

66
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Oh.

67
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That's amore

68
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Hi there, little buddy! Hi!

69
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When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet

70
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-You're in love
-GIRL: I'm so full.

71
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-When you walk in a dream
-[CHUCKLES]

72
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[PURRING]

73
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But you know...

74
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-You hungry, little guy?
-...you're not dreaming, signore

75
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-You want a little more?
-Scusami, but you see

76
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Back in old Napoli

77
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Oh! You are a hungry little guy.

78
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-That's amore
-[GASPS]

79
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That was a quick dinner,

80
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Signore Jon.

81
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You must have been very hungry.
Can I bring you anything else?

82
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Uh, yes.

83
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MAN: Grazie, grazie.
Thank you very much.

84
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Some... lasagna?

85
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-Si, lasagna for one.
-Uh, yeah.

86
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You know what, no.

87
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-Make it family-style.
-Very good.

88
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-To go, please, Vito.
-MAN: Okay, everybody!

89
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-What? Where'd he go?
-You all know this one!

90
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ALL: Hey!

91
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MAN: Stand up and sing.
Join with us!

92
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-Oh, no! Hey!
-[MUSIC CONTINUES]

93
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Oh, no, I'm dancing.

94
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Excuse me, pardon me.
I hate this. What? Hey! Oh, no.

95
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[CROWD CHEERING]

96
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-CROWD: Hey!
-[GASPS]

97
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[CROWD VOCALIZING AND CHEERING]

98
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Hey!

99
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-[GASPS]
-WOMAN: Jon! Takeout for Jon!

100
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-CROWD: Hey!
-Your takeout is ready,

101
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-Signore Jon.
-Yes.

102
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One famiglia style lasagna,
to go.

103
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[JON EXCLAIMING]

104
00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,557
-You eat alone too much, Jon.
-Yeah.

105
00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,226
You should get on
the dating apps.

106
00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,610
-There's Bumble, Tinder...
-I'm good, thanks.

107
00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,229
Gluten-Free Singles...

108
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-Hot Sauce Passions.
-No, I could never...

109
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And you should spend serious
money on premium memberships.

110
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Bye! [SIGHS]

111
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-[SQUEAKS]
-Huh?

112
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Oh, hey! [CHUCKLES]

113
00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,342
Well, that was
an interesting dinner...

114
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that you had.

115
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Well, I guess, um...
this is where we say goodbye.

116
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[SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

117
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Oh, you're really cute

118
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but I can't have pets
in my apartment.

119
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So, I'll see you around. Okay?
Go on.

120
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No. No, don't cry, don't cry.

121
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Oh! Oh!

122
00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:55,608
No, no, no! No. Oh, no. Oh, no.

123
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[GASPS] Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.

124
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[SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]

125
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,387
You don't have a home, do you?

126
00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:21,601
SINGER: Scusami, but you see
Back in old Napoli

127
00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:26,206
-That's amore
-CHORUS: Amore

128
00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:30,610
That's amore

129
00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:35,248
And that's how I adopted Jon.

130
00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:40,954
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

131
00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,625
GARFIELD: So, I moved Jon
out of his apartment...

132
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,795
to this nice little two-bed,
two-bath in the suburbs.

133
00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,132
As soon as he understood
the ground rules,

134
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,868
well, let's just say...
we were living the dream.

135
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,708
And once we were settled in,
I even let Jon get a pet.

136
00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,578
[ODIE BARKING]

137
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,349
[SLURPING]

138
00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,625
Odie became
my most trusted ally.

139
00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,326
He was kind, gentle...

140
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:23,830
and most importantly,
my unpaid intern.

141
00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:26,499
[ODIE GROANS]

142
00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,300
Huh?

143
00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,400
-Mmm.
-[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

144
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,779
[ODIE GRUNTING]

145
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,485
Oh, yeah, as you can see,

146
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:48,221
life here is
pretty near perfect.

147
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,523
Mmm. Well, yeah, except for...

148
00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,727
Time to go to the vet!

149
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,463
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

150
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,831
We're gonna need the big scale!

151
00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:00,633
Does she need to announce it
to the whole office?

152
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,710
[GASPS]

153
00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:08,908
[GASPS]

154
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,780
No! Please, no! Ow! It's so hot,
it's really hurting!

155
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,913
Ow! Ow! Ow! [GRINDS TEETH]

156
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,183
[SNARLS]

157
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,821
And that's why we should go from
Sunday to Tuesday.

158
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,591
Okay. Where were we?

159
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,826
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

160
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,863
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
Good morning!

161
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,666
[BARKING]

162
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,781
[MOTOR WHIRRING]

163
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:50,717
[GASPS]

164
00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,388
What?
Where'd you get that chair?

165
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,620
-[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
-Huh?

166
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,596
Ha!

167
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,767
TRAINER: We're gonna ride
like the wind!

168
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,803
Faster! Harder! More insane!

169
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,771
[GRUNTS]

170
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:15,909
Odie?

171
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,410
Yeah, can you put this
back to normal?

172
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,812
There you go,
just let the pepperoni's

173
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,280
healing powers work its magic.

174
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,949
[YIPS]

175
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:25,752
[SNORING]

176
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,272
You saw nothing.

177
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,982
[GARFIELD SIGHS]

178
00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:59,419
Up until that moment,
my life was a perfect soufflé.

179
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,987
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

180
00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:04,240
Little did I know
it was all about to collapse.

181
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:09,629
MAN ON HEADPHONES:
Imagine yourself drifting away

182
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,320
on a sea of tranquility.

183
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,301
There are no pets to bother you,

184
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,972
distract you
or max out your credit card

185
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:23,176
by excessively placing
online food orders.

186
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,212
[SNORING]

187
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,983
-[STOMACH RUMBLES]
-[GROANS]

188
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:34,187
Yeah... Sorry...
Huh? What? Who said that?

189
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:38,258
Huh? Odie, Odie? Odie!

190
00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:40,627
It's time for
our midnight snack.

191
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,931
[GROANING]

192
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,169
Thank you, good sir,

193
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,870
your kindness will be rewarded.

194
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,907
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

195
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,544
[YAWNS AND GROANS]

196
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,413
What are we feeling
like today, huh? French?

197
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:04,284
Italian? Chinese? Cupcakes?

198
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,419
-[RUMBLES]
-Chinese it is.

199
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,890
Odie, shape everything
from the bottom two shelves

200
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,223
into a dumpling.

201
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,192
[CLANGING]

202
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,930
-Huh?
-Huh?

203
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,863
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

204
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,132
[THUNDERCLAP]

205
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,968
[ANIMAL SNARLING]

206
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,138
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

207
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,248
[GROWLING]

208
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,886
[BRITISH ACCENT]
Late night snackin'.

209
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,621
Not good for digestion!

210
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,692
Odie, I'm dreamin' again.
Slap me across the face.

211
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,129
[ROARS]

212
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,630
Nope. Still dreamin'.

213
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,165
I must be really deep
in this one.

214
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,974
[THUNDERCLAP]

215
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:01,908
GARFIELD: [STAMMERING]
What do you guys...

216
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:02,909
You want money?

217
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,979
I don't have any money, okay?
Who carries cash anymore?

218
00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,915
I've got Jon's
credit card number memorized...

219
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:12,886
Five-5-5-2-3-8-5-7-5-5-2-1.
Did you write that down?

220
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:18,792
-Expiration code is 5-5-5.
-The cat is out of the bag!

221
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,194
[LAUGHS]

222
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,330
-[ODIE GRUNTS]
-[CHUCKLES]

223
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,167
I really hope
this kidnapping plan works

224
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,569
-or she'll put us down...
-[GASPING]

225
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,172
...with her insults
and cutting observations.

226
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:35,208
[GASPS] I think this is a case
of mistaken identity.

227
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,676
You must be looking for another

228
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,511
gorgeous, lovable
kitty cat, right?

229
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,579
[SHUDDERS]

230
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,748
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, where're you going?

231
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,216
No, no, come back, come back!

232
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,652
[SHUDDERING]

233
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,922
[BARKING]

234
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:52,659
Odie? I'll handle this.
All right, you guys.

235
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,950
I'm giving you
to the count of three

236
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:58,231
to get back here
and let us down.

237
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,134
One, two, three!

238
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,371
Four, five...

239
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,972
I am not kidding here!

240
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:08,208
[PLAYING SAD HARMONICA MUSIC]

241
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:13,680
Three hundred and eight,
309, 300...

242
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:19,190
Yeah, they're not comin'.
[GROANS] It's over.

243
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,787
[MUSIC ENDS]

244
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,255
-MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Psst.
-[GASPS]

245
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,225
-[ENLIGHTENING MUSIC PLAYING]
-GARFIELD: Huh?

246
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,860
-[HARMONICA SQUEALS]
-Am I dead?

247
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,964
Are you an angel?

248
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,873
Please, take me.

249
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,442
I am ready to go to that...

250
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,545
to that all-you-can-eat
buffet in the sky.

251
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,583
What? Listen, I'm going
to swing you out,

252
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,386
cut your ropes and drop you
safely to that landing below.

253
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,455
Wait, what?
That seems a tad risky.

254
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,923
Is there another plan
that doesn't involve

255
00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:58,725
cutting a rope
over a 40-foot drop?

256
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,261
No time. We gotta get outta here
before they come back.

257
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,660
[ODIE YIPS]

258
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,906
[GROANS]

259
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,108
We need to go. Come on, Junior!

260
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,912
Wait here, Junior.
I'll be right back.

261
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,413
[THUNDERCLAP]

262
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,849
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.

263
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,184
I'll be right back.

264
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,253
[GASPS]

265
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,291
-You!
-Hey! Junior.

266
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,325
Huh?

267
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:36,730
"Who is he?"
This is Vic. My "father."

268
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,965
Look, Junior,
I know how you might be upset.

269
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,934
Upset? Why would I be upset?

270
00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,603
You only abandoned me
in an alley as a kitten.

271
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,672
I'm probably just overreacting!

272
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,807
-[BOTH GASP]
-[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

273
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,116
[SCREECHING]

274
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,252
Oh, no, not her.

275
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,489
-Okay, follow me, Junior.
-Oh, no, no, no.

276
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,900
You lost the privilege
of telling me

277
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,892
what to do a long time ago.

278
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,894
-Hello, Vic.
-[BOTH SHRIEK]

279
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,362
Dang it!

280
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:14,534
Scare cam! Oh, you should've
seen your faces!

281
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,537
[GASPS AND LAUGHS]

282
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,906
Okay, boys, show me!

283
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,941
Hello, Vic.

284
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,176
-[BOTH SHRIEK]
-Dang...

285
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,381
[LAUGHS] Post that ASAP!

286
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,951
[CACKLES]

287
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:33,353
Wha... [CHUCKLES]

288
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:37,991
What? Hey, Jinx!
I haven't seen you since...

289
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,462
Well, no hard feelings
though, right?

290
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,899
Oh, I don't think so.

291
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,336
I'm a hugger!

292
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,471
Part of me
wants to be mad at her

293
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,573
for kidnapping us,
but you gotta love her energy.

294
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,475
[GASPS] Where are my manners?

295
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,440
Chop-chop, gentlemen!
Look alive!

296
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,748
[GLASS CLINKS]

297
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,659
[GARGLING]

298
00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,394
Mwah! Perfection.

299
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,563
You know, I was so delighted

300
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,733
that you accepted
my invitation here tonight.

301
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,301
Well, throwing us
in a burlap sack

302
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,469
wasn't exactly an Evite.

303
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:26,206
Vic, you're so quiet.
Are you feline sad?

304
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,842
Cat got your tongue?
Would you prefer a mew-mosa?

305
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,544
Excuse me,
how do you two know each other?

306
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,614
-Let me handle this, Junior.
-Oh, don't "Junior" me.

307
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,417
You may call me Garfield,
Mr. Garfield, or G-Money.

308
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,419
-[SCOFFS]
-Okay, whatever, no G-Money.

309
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,355
Anyway, can somebody
please tell me what is going on?

310
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,957
We really don't need
to get into...

311
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:45,625
Uh, zip! I'll take this one.

312
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,893
[CLEARS THROAT]

313
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,361
[PLAYING PIANO]

314
00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:52,599
-What?
-[GRUNTS]

315
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,602
I'm from a small town
outside London

316
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,270
that you've probably
never heard of.

317
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:01,941
Oh, I scratched and clawed
my way through hard times...

318
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:05,178
to come here with one dream.

319
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:08,480
-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
-[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

320
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,649
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

321
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,724
I wanted to be seen.

322
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,128
-I wanted to matter.
-[AUDIENCE GASPS]

323
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,397
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

324
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,133
-But I was a failure.
-[TUBA BLOWING]

325
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,601
ANNOUNCER: The winner!

326
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,270
[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]

327
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,306
[CHEERING FADES]

328
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:37,110
And then I met Vic and his crew.

329
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,748
They were outcasts,
losers, thugs.

330
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,218
We didn't have much,
but we had each other.

331
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,154
We became a real family.

332
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,791
[SCOFFS] Vic and family?
I know where this is goin'.

333
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,859
Excuse me,

334
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,495
garçon, uh,
when might we expect appetizers?

335
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,598
-Perhaps an amuse-bouche?
-And then one night...

336
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,568
We were about to make
our biggest score.

337
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:05,105
Enough milk
to last us for weeks.

338
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,173
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

339
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,710
[GASPS] Vic!

340
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,714
Vic!

341
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:19,185
Jinx, I tried to come back
for you.

342
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,620
You have to know that.

343
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:24,124
-Yes, you get an "A" for effort.
-So, what happened next?

344
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:27,627
Imagine Alcatraz...
but smellier.

345
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,864
-[RETCHES]
-It was cold. And lonely.

346
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:35,201
And stinky. So very stinky.
I can't overstate that enough.

347
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,773
But it gave me purpose.
I needed to get out.

348
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,975
I just needed help.

349
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,514
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

350
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,385
[PURRS]

351
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:56,322
[CACKLING]

352
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,324
So, your purpose
was to escape jail

353
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,926
and get involved with charities?

354
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,828
No. My purpose was...

355
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:04,300
revenge.

356
00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:05,331
[GULPS]

357
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,933
Oh, I see,
I went the other way with it.

358
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,868
I'm kidding.

359
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,710
Another cat
would be bent on revenge,

360
00:21:11,171 --> 00:21:13,740
but I'm... Ooh,
how would you put it?

361
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,175
Evolved, compassionate,

362
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:19,179
-and incredibly self-actualized.
-Bingo! [CHUCKLES]

363
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,114
I had such trouble finding him

364
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,350
and when I discovered
you were his son,

365
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,386
I had no choice but to kidnap
you to lure him here.

366
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,388
No, listen, I totally get it.

367
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,957
It's all part of bein'
associated with Vic.

368
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:35,610
So, what do you need from him
to make this right?

369
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,596
I simply want him to pay back

370
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,298
the quart of milk
I lost that night

371
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,300
-and we'll call it even.
-I can do that.

372
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,534
What he can't do
is raise a child.

373
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,360
-Just one quart.
-Just one quart.

374
00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:44,137
-Done.
-Done.

375
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:45,672
For every day
I was in the pound.

376
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,907
-What now?
-Nice twist. Well played.

377
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,442
How long were you
in the pound again?

378
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,311
Four years,
seven months and two days.

379
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,679
Oh! That long?

380
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,114
All right, I'm gonna do
the math here

381
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:57,830
in my brain.
Uh, the way you do that is...

382
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,585
-[CLEARS THROAT] Odie?
-[YIPS]

383
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,553
1,675 quarts of milk.

384
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,555
Exactly right, Odie.
We both came up with it

385
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,623
at the exact same time.

386
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,393
Where am I gonna find
that much milk?

387
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,428
Well, I suggest
you go back to the place

388
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,963
you double-crossed me.

389
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,300
-Lactose Farms.
-Wow. Well, good luck, Vic!

390
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,301
[CHUCKLES]

391
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,437
I'll leave you two to work out
the fine print.

392
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,539
We'll just see ourselves out.
Odie?

393
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,243
Uh, no.
You're all going to do this.

394
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,644
What? Wait, why me?

395
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,446
He's the one who abandoned you.

396
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,915
Yes, but this is more
than a one-cat job.

397
00:22:28,982 --> 00:22:30,450
Yeah, but I'm sure
Vic has a whole crew

398
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,452
of low-life cat burglars
he could ask.

399
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,987
Oh, I'm sure he does.

400
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:35,622
But if I'm being
completely honest,

401
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,323
seeing how miserable
you make one another

402
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,492
brings me endless satisfaction.

403
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,628
Oh, well, thank you
for your honesty.

404
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,997
And if I don't go?

405
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:47,267
You can stay and have a playdate
with Roland and Nolan.

406
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,270
Okay, boys... go play!

407
00:22:50,337 --> 00:22:51,338
[BOTH GROWLING]

408
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,814
Ma'am, I think
this is an opportunity

409
00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:02,782
to take a deep,
cleansing breath...

410
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,952
and repeat your
anger management mantra.

411
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,324
[CLEARS THROAT]

412
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,959
Anyone else have any objections?

413
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:16,296
[GULPS] Nope, I'm good.
Thanks for the opportunity.

414
00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:20,500
Excellent!
Now, you boys have 72 hours.

415
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:24,137
[GULPING]

416
00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:25,972
-[GLASS SHATTERS]
-Or else...

417
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,409
I can't believe
this is happening!

418
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,378
I don't see you for years
and when I do,

419
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:32,812
you pull me into
a life of crime!

420
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,814
I had this reunion playing
differently in my head too.

421
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,182
Well, that's the difference
between us,

422
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,385
because I never wanted
to see you again!

423
00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,120
Now, I totally
understand your anger.

424
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,550
But if you give me
a chance to explain

425
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,723
you'll see I'm not the bad guy
you think I am.

426
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,693
A good guy doesn't leave
his kid in an alley!

427
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,428
-It wasn't like that.
-It was exactly like that!

428
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:49,963
No, it wasn't.

429
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,364
-Let me tell you what, Junior...
-No, no!

430
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,733
I don't wanna hear it!
This whole thing with Jinx?

431
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:57,300
This is your mess, not mine.
Come on, Odie.

432
00:23:58,371 --> 00:23:59,906
Can't let you do that.

433
00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:03,176
We'll be watching you.

434
00:24:03,243 --> 00:24:04,411
Like a hawk.

435
00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:07,147
[HAWK SCREECHES]

436
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,516
[SHRIEKS]

437
00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:14,688
[GROANS]

438
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:15,855
Is today a Monday?

439
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,457
Because it feels
an awful lot like a Monday.

440
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:18,558
It's Thursday.

441
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:22,280
-Not to me, it's not!
-Look, I know this isn't ideal,

442
00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:25,650
but we have to do this.
So, let's just try and make

443
00:24:25,165 --> 00:24:28,100
-the best of our time together.
-Our time together?

444
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,236
What are you talkin' about?
Once we get this milk,

445
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,605
I want you out of my life.
Forever!

446
00:24:32,706 --> 00:24:34,407
All right, just relax.

447
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,942
Lactose Farms ain't nothing

448
00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:37,777
but a sleepy little
mom-and-pop dairy.

449
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,412
This will be a quick
grab and go.

450
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,780
You'll be back home
before you know it.

451
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,915
[CHUCKLES]

452
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:45,585
So, how do we even
get to Lactose Farms?

453
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,200
It's way out in the country.

454
00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:48,221
You ever jumped a train?

455
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:50,590
I've never jumped.

456
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,760
Look, if jumpin' a train
is too hard, just say it.

457
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,895
-How hard could it be?
-Exactly!

458
00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:59,299
-[BELL DINGING]
-Ha-ha! This is gonna be fun.

459
00:25:01,201 --> 00:25:03,136
JON: [YAWNS] Garfield?

460
00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:05,238
Odie? Hello?

461
00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:09,342
Garfield, how many times
have I told you

462
00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,644
to close the refrigerator door?
Ga...

463
00:25:13,113 --> 00:25:14,748
Wait, there's food on the floor.

464
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:15,682
[GASPS]

465
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:19,652
He's never left food
on the floor. Garfield?

466
00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:20,954
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

467
00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,822
Garfield?

468
00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,358
Garfield? Garfield?

469
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:28,595
Garfield? Garfield?
Garfield?

470
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:31,131
[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]

471
00:25:31,431 --> 00:25:33,800
[GARFIELD GRUNTING]

472
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,902
Our best shot at jumping
on the train is here.

473
00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,671
Hold on a sec. I'm just
taking in the wind speed,

474
00:25:37,771 --> 00:25:40,607
the direction of the sun,
and various angles.

475
00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:42,776
Yes, I say we jump the train
from right here.

476
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,100
Didn't I just say that?

477
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,478
I've seen it on television
a million times.

478
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,914
-We'll need a 100 feet of rope.
-Uh-huh, rope. Yeah, okay.

479
00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:49,150
-Great idea.
-Yep.

480
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,283
We'll throw the rope
over that branch

481
00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:51,718
-right there.
-Over the branch. Got it.

482
00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:55,288
Can you follow me? All right.
And then timing it just right,

483
00:25:55,355 --> 00:25:57,724
we swing over
as the train passes by

484
00:25:57,824 --> 00:25:59,893
and land on top of the car.

485
00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:02,162
-Boom!
-Or, we can do this!

486
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,532
-Odie, jump, boy!
-[YIPS]

487
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:08,101
Huh?

488
00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:09,569
-[BELL DINGS]
-Uh-oh!

489
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:10,904
[YELLS]

490
00:26:11,471 --> 00:26:12,906
Whoa!

491
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,575
[GRUNTING]

492
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,377
[GARFIELD MEOWING URGENTLY]

493
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,347
Part of me wants to help him.

494
00:26:20,447 --> 00:26:22,682
No. This is how he learns.

495
00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:25,518
[GARFIELD GRUNTING]

496
00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:28,355
[CHUCKLES]

497
00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:30,824
[GASPS AND GRUNTS]

498
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:33,293
I don't know,
it's kind of pricey.

499
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,361
How does it handle?

500
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:35,895
-[YELLS]
-[LAUGHS]

501
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:36,996
I'll take it!

502
00:26:39,466 --> 00:26:41,340
[YELLING]

503
00:26:41,134 --> 00:26:44,371
[GRUNTING]

504
00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:52,780
See? I told you
this was gonna be fun.

505
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:55,482
You and I have
different definitions of fun.

506
00:26:58,151 --> 00:27:00,520
-MAN: Hello?
-Oh, finally! Hello!

507
00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:02,322
You've reached Find My Pet.

508
00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:04,900
If your pet is lost,
we're here to help.

509
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:07,600
Hi, yes! Great, okay.
My orange tabby and my dog

510
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,620
are both missing
and I need your help.

511
00:27:09,162 --> 00:27:10,230
Please listen carefully

512
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:11,498
as our menu options
have changed.

513
00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:12,565
-Okay.
-If you'd like to hear

514
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,633
this call in Spanish...

515
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:14,734
-...oprima número dos.
-What?

516
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,360
For Pig Latin,
ess-pray even-say.

517
00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,103
For gibberish...

518
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,439
Come on. What do I press
to talk to a real person?

519
00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:21,241
Your call is
very important to us.

520
00:27:21,341 --> 00:27:25,780
There are 1,346 people
ahead of you.

521
00:27:25,178 --> 00:27:28,181
What?
Garfield, where are you?

522
00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:31,785
[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]

523
00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,922
Okay, Vic,
you gotta figure this out.

524
00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:38,825
Jinx can't be trusted

525
00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:43,196
and you gotta keep Junior safe!
You just gotta figure out a way

526
00:27:43,263 --> 00:27:46,466
-to get him outta this.
-[GARFIELD STRAINING]

527
00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:48,435
Tell me, is it a bur? It hurts.

528
00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:51,400
Ah! You pulled my hair.
Ow! Ow! Ow!

529
00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:52,906
-[GROANS]
-Is it a gnat? Is it a bug?

530
00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:53,840
A bug?

531
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,308
[SHRIEKING]

532
00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:56,843
-Ow! Ow!
-Hmm?

533
00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:57,944
GARFIELD: Odie, Odie!

534
00:27:58,378 --> 00:28:00,947
[SHRIEKING]

535
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,115
Okay.

536
00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:03,917
Hmm.

537
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,687
[CHUCKLES]

538
00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:08,788
You know what, Junior?

539
00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:12,392
-This is gonna be good for you.
-What'll be good for me?

540
00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:13,460
What we're doing.

541
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,961
We're about to steal
a truck full of milk

542
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,330
from a dairy to pay back
a deranged cat.

543
00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,999
What part of that is going to be
good for me?

544
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,268
All of it!
You can't even imagine

545
00:28:22,335 --> 00:28:23,937
the life lessons
you're gonna learn.

546
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,605
Oh, yeah? Name one.

547
00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:27,807
Well, for starters,
you already know

548
00:28:27,941 --> 00:28:29,609
how to get on a moving train.

549
00:28:29,676 --> 00:28:30,810
[LAUGHS]

550
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,682
[CLEARS THROAT]
I found it funny.

551
00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:38,418
All I'm sayin'
is that to break into a dairy,

552
00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:39,819
it's going to
take a few skills...

553
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,588
I'm guessing a rounded,
mush-filled,

554
00:28:41,654 --> 00:28:43,523
overly pampered indoor cat
like you...

555
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:47,227
doesn't have.
So, we need to toughen you up.

556
00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:50,630
Toughen me up?
Hey, I know tough, Vic.

557
00:28:50,697 --> 00:28:52,799
You've obviously never been
in an Olive Garden

558
00:28:52,866 --> 00:28:54,667
that's run out of breadsticks.

559
00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,871
Anyway, I'm never gonna
need those skills

560
00:28:57,971 --> 00:28:59,806
-you're talking about.
-But you'll have them.

561
00:28:59,873 --> 00:29:01,775
I'm never gonna
break into a dairy

562
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:03,677
or anything else, ever again.

563
00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:05,679
You are missing the point.

564
00:29:05,779 --> 00:29:07,800
You're going to learn
to improvise,

565
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,682
think on your feet,
develop moves

566
00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:11,384
that'll come in handy
out there in the real world!

567
00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:13,386
I wouldn't be
in the "real world"

568
00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:14,554
if it wasn't for you!

569
00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:17,390
True. You'd still be hanging
upside down in the mall.

570
00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:21,628
-No, I would be asleep at home!
-Missing out on life altogether.

571
00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:25,699
Look, I'm just a dad trying to
teach his son some skills.

572
00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:28,702
Uh, no, no, no.
You can't make up for five years

573
00:29:28,802 --> 00:29:30,737
-of not being around.
-Uh, yes, I can.

574
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,172
-No, you can't.
-I think I can.

575
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,640
-In fact, you can't.
-Yes, I can!

576
00:29:33,707 --> 00:29:36,209
-You really can't!
-With your attitude, I can.

577
00:29:36,343 --> 00:29:40,847
[GROANS] Okay, whatever, "Dad."
Wow. Great lesson. Ugh!

578
00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:42,582
I'm done talking to you.

579
00:29:42,682 --> 00:29:44,500
You do not know me,

580
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:45,885
you don't know
the first thing about me.

581
00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:49,956
I am not pampered.
I'm not anything you think I am!

582
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:57,731
Okay. I'm just gonna say

583
00:29:57,831 --> 00:29:59,833
that blanket
is not the best idea.

584
00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:02,769
Ah! Fantastic, thank you.
I'll take it from here.

585
00:30:04,771 --> 00:30:06,720
[GARFIELD GASPING]

586
00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:07,841
Get them off! Get them off!

587
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:12,712
Get them off me!
What are you doin'?

588
00:30:14,114 --> 00:30:15,448
[GASPS AND SPITS]

589
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:19,786
-What did you do?
-Cedar chips.

590
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:23,289
Spiders hate 'em.
See? Another life skill learned.

591
00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:24,457
[STAMMERING] I...

592
00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:26,693
I think the words
you're looking for are...

593
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,294
"Thank you, Pops."

594
00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:29,596
No, the word
I'm looking for is...

595
00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:32,599
-Ah! Here's our stop!
-Really? Where?

596
00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:35,435
-[YELLING]
-[LAUGHS]

597
00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:39,739
Ooh, Odie, you think
he'd see that coming.

598
00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,876
[YELLS IN DELIGHT]

599
00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:51,351
-[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
-[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

600
00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:02,262
-Take your picture.
-Yeah!

601
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,163
Cheese!

602
00:31:05,980 --> 00:31:06,900
Yeah!

603
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,802
-Here you go!
-Yay!

604
00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:12,472
[GRUNTING]

605
00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:23,650
Quaint. Just a simple little
"grab and go."

606
00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,752
Okay. Okay, so they've done
a few upgrades

607
00:31:25,819 --> 00:31:28,210
since I was last here.
Why being so dramatic?

608
00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:29,823
All we have to do
is climb the fence...

609
00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:32,692
-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
-[SHRIEKING]

610
00:31:43,236 --> 00:31:45,338
[GRUNTS]

611
00:31:46,390 --> 00:31:48,842
[MUMBLING]

612
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,821
[GASPS] Wait. Is that Otto?

613
00:32:01,888 --> 00:32:03,390
-Who?
-Otto!

614
00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:04,724
Of "Otto and Ethel."

615
00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:06,993
Uh... No clue
who you're talkin' about.

616
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,329
He's one of the mascots
of Lactose Farms.

617
00:32:09,396 --> 00:32:11,231
See? On the side of the barn?

618
00:32:12,732 --> 00:32:14,367
I'll bet he knows
how to get into that place.

619
00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,535
VIC: Leave him alone.

620
00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:18,672
Seems to be in a period
of meditation... or depression.

621
00:32:18,738 --> 00:32:19,839
Yes, he does.

622
00:32:19,906 --> 00:32:20,807
Hmm.

623
00:32:20,874 --> 00:32:23,510
This calls for tact,
sensitivity, and diplomacy.

624
00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:25,979
Yeah? And where are we
supposed to get that?

625
00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:28,148
I have it. In spades.

626
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,500
Watch!
Maybe you'll learn somethin'.

627
00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:34,988
Excuse me, you're Otto, right?

628
00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:37,624
[GRUNTS]

629
00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:40,894
[CLEARS THROAT] I'm Garfield.

630
00:32:40,994 --> 00:32:42,462
-A pleasure.
-Go away.

631
00:32:42,562 --> 00:32:44,364
I just wanted to say
I am a huge fan.

632
00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:45,865
I have eaten everything

633
00:32:45,932 --> 00:32:47,267
that has a picture
of your face on it.

634
00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:48,601
I'm not that guy anymore.

635
00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:51,710
I even loved that recalled
provolone from a few years back.

636
00:32:51,171 --> 00:32:52,238
-Junior, no.
-Yeah.

637
00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:54,874
Anyways, here's the thing.
Me and my crew back there,

638
00:32:54,941 --> 00:32:57,477
we're in a bit of a bind.
Got ourselves in a situation.

639
00:32:57,577 --> 00:32:59,879
Long story short,
we could use your help.

640
00:32:59,946 --> 00:33:01,114
[GRUMBLES] Hmm.

641
00:33:01,881 --> 00:33:03,850
-You're a fan, huh?
-[CHUCKLES]

642
00:33:03,917 --> 00:33:06,753
-Oh, yes! Big time.
-Then sing the jingle.

643
00:33:06,853 --> 00:33:09,622
Well, I don't really
sing on command.

644
00:33:09,723 --> 00:33:11,570
I'm not a circus animal.

645
00:33:11,124 --> 00:33:12,959
-Sing it.
-Really?

646
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,295
-Sing it.
-[CLEARS THROAT]

647
00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:18,565
-Lactose Farms, Lactose Farms
-[CLEARS THROAT]

648
00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:20,800
We've got milks, butters
creams and cheeses

649
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,802
-More spirit.
-Much as you want

650
00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:24,204
-As much as it pleases...
-Livelier!

651
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,439
Come and take a look
and see what we got

652
00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:28,475
'Cause what we got
is a whole lotta lot

653
00:33:28,575 --> 00:33:31,611
[SCATTING]

654
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:32,912
[HISSES]

655
00:33:32,979 --> 00:33:36,316
Tasty goodness is our motto
brought to you

656
00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:39,652
By Ethel and Otto!

657
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,354
[GRUNTS]

658
00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:42,822
What was that for?

659
00:33:42,922 --> 00:33:44,157
I hate that jingle.

660
00:33:44,257 --> 00:33:46,626
[GROANING] You could've just
told me to stop.

661
00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:48,928
Mmm.

662
00:33:52,932 --> 00:33:54,467
[PEOPLE CHEERING
AND CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

663
00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:57,971
[SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]

664
00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:06,513
Hmm.

665
00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,450
MAN: Let's go.
Kids are waiting.

666
00:34:14,187 --> 00:34:15,321
[SIGHS]

667
00:34:22,629 --> 00:34:24,970
[ODIE WHIMPERING]

668
00:34:24,164 --> 00:34:25,165
Odie, come back!

669
00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:26,700
Leave him alone!
He might punch you!

670
00:34:29,102 --> 00:34:31,671
[SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES]

671
00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:41,314
Was that Ethel?

672
00:34:41,715 --> 00:34:42,982
[GROANS SOFTLY]

673
00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:44,984
[ODIE WHIMPERS]

674
00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:49,356
A few years back,

675
00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:52,158
Old Man Lactose
was forced out of business.

676
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:57,397
The corporation that took over
separated me from my Ethel.

677
00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:58,732
[DOOR SLAMS]

678
00:34:58,832 --> 00:35:01,501
-Ethel!
-ETHEL: You are my day!

679
00:35:01,568 --> 00:35:03,690
OTTO: You are my night!

680
00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:07,474
I was put out to pasture.

681
00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,843
[KIDS LAUGHING]

682
00:35:09,909 --> 00:35:12,779
She was put on display
as part of the tour.

683
00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:17,851
I tried to get in there

684
00:35:17,917 --> 00:35:21,888
to break Ethel free...
but they stop me every time.

685
00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:28,194
Now, I only see her six seconds,
twice a day.

686
00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:30,960
We... We feel you, Otto.

687
00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,598
Come on, let's go, Junior.

688
00:35:31,698 --> 00:35:33,366
We'll find another way
to break in there.

689
00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:36,770
What... What could you possibly
want from that place?

690
00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:38,905
You know,
a couple quarts of milk.

691
00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:40,807
Couple thousand quarts.

692
00:35:40,907 --> 00:35:42,342
Mmm. Good luck.

693
00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:44,244
We'll take any helpful hints
you have.

694
00:35:44,344 --> 00:35:45,378
Pass.

695
00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:47,614
I'm telling you,
it's a life-or-death situation.

696
00:35:47,714 --> 00:35:50,617
Then I hope you've notified
your next of kin.

697
00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:53,586
What if we can get Ethel out?

698
00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:55,121
Or get you a commemorative pin?

699
00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,394
Where are we gonna find
a commemorative pin?

700
00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:04,731
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
-Now, pay attention.

701
00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:06,766
Here's the perimeter
of the plant.

702
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:09,102
And here are the two places
you need to go.

703
00:36:09,636 --> 00:36:12,906
First, the truck
with your milk is back here.

704
00:36:12,972 --> 00:36:13,807
[BELL DINGS]

705
00:36:13,907 --> 00:36:16,609
And this delicate buttercup
is my Ethel.

706
00:36:16,676 --> 00:36:19,412
My North Star,
and reason for living

707
00:36:19,479 --> 00:36:24,217
is being kept by those
barbarians in... a petting zoo.

708
00:36:24,284 --> 00:36:25,585
Located here.

709
00:36:26,686 --> 00:36:28,880
-This cricket...
-[SQUEALS]

710
00:36:28,154 --> 00:36:29,589
...represents
the electrical room...

711
00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:31,658
this snail,
the refrigeration room...

712
00:36:31,758 --> 00:36:34,260
this toadstool
is the loading dock

713
00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:36,563
where you'll find the keys
to the trucks.

714
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:37,864
Wait, what's the pinecone?

715
00:36:37,964 --> 00:36:40,133
The pinecone is the cheese
and butter room.

716
00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:42,402
Ooh, cheese is my love language.

717
00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:43,837
Now, for this briefing,

718
00:36:43,937 --> 00:36:45,972
I've done a quick reading
of your personalities

719
00:36:46,390 --> 00:36:48,808
and have chosen tokens
to represent each of you.

720
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:51,177
-Oh!
-You are the majestic bullfrog.

721
00:36:53,346 --> 00:36:54,481
[CROAKS]

722
00:36:54,581 --> 00:36:56,483
Oh, yeah, that feels right.

723
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:59,486
You are the curious
and clever chipmunk.

724
00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:01,354
-And you...
-Wait for it...

725
00:37:02,322 --> 00:37:03,790
...are roadkill.

726
00:37:04,758 --> 00:37:07,694
Huh? What?
Oh. [CHUCKLES]

727
00:37:07,794 --> 00:37:09,829
No, I get it.
That's a good one, Otto!

728
00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:11,598
Giving your new
best friend roadkill.

729
00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:14,300
Seriously, though,
what's my real token?

730
00:37:14,367 --> 00:37:15,835
That is your real token.

731
00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:18,371
Now, if you have any chance
of succeeding...

732
00:37:18,471 --> 00:37:20,373
Wait, can I... Excuse me, can I
switch to something living?

733
00:37:20,473 --> 00:37:22,809
-Like the snail or the cricket?
-You should've spoken up sooner.

734
00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:25,450
At this point, it would be
too confusing to switch.

735
00:37:25,145 --> 00:37:27,313
Sooner? But you just told me
this five seconds ago.

736
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:29,616
-Come on, Roadkill, focus.
-Really?

737
00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:31,818
You give Vic
the majestic bullfrog.

738
00:37:31,885 --> 00:37:34,870
You give Odie the curious
and clever chipmunk...

739
00:37:34,187 --> 00:37:36,890
and then you give me,
your new bff, roadkill?

740
00:37:36,990 --> 00:37:38,992
I mean, it feels disrespectful,
not gonna lie.

741
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:40,527
What makes you think he's dead?

742
00:37:40,627 --> 00:37:42,495
My eyes.
I have eyes and can see.

743
00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:44,731
It's a possum.
They're masters at playing dead.

744
00:37:44,831 --> 00:37:46,533
Well then,
little Daniel Day-Possum here

745
00:37:46,633 --> 00:37:47,834
should do Shakespeare
in the Park!

746
00:37:47,901 --> 00:37:49,350
Things aren't always
what they seem.

747
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:50,403
You're right.
But in this case, they are.

748
00:37:50,503 --> 00:37:52,172
What's the big deal?
Possums play dead.

749
00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:53,707
Do they, Otto?
Do they play dead?

750
00:37:53,807 --> 00:37:55,375
Do possums play possum,
is that what they do?

751
00:37:55,475 --> 00:37:57,243
Yes. Possums are very clever.

752
00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:58,411
Yeah, I'm sure he was

753
00:37:58,511 --> 00:38:00,800
until the day
he ate a pick-up truck!

754
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:02,849
Uh, just ignore him.
Please, continue.

755
00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:04,651
I'll just put this back
where you had it.

756
00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:07,520
The straightest line
to the loading dock

757
00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:10,490
is through the snail here,
then the cricket, there,

758
00:38:10,557 --> 00:38:13,226
cut through the toadstool
and onto the rock.

759
00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:15,261
Each of these rooms
have their own set

760
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:17,263
-of unique challenges.
-Well, why can't we just go

761
00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:18,398
straight through the pinecone?

762
00:38:18,498 --> 00:38:20,330
You don't want to
go through the pinecone.

763
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:21,601
Looks like the straightest shot
is through the pinecone.

764
00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:23,436
You like walking
with those feet, do you?

765
00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:26,306
You a fan of unimaginable
pain and misery?

766
00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:28,508
Then go through the pinecone.

767
00:38:28,575 --> 00:38:30,510
Stay away from the pinecone.
Got it.

768
00:38:30,577 --> 00:38:32,212
Once you're inside
the facility...

769
00:38:32,278 --> 00:38:33,847
[SPY MUSIC PLAYING]

770
00:38:33,913 --> 00:38:35,882
You will enter
the electrical room.

771
00:38:35,982 --> 00:38:37,717
There you will locate
the air vent.

772
00:38:39,853 --> 00:38:41,888
Pop the grate and climb up.

773
00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:49,629
Then, you'll crawl through
a maze of vents and drop down...

774
00:38:49,729 --> 00:38:50,797
[CROAKING]

775
00:38:50,897 --> 00:38:52,650
...to the refrigeration room.

776
00:38:52,999 --> 00:38:54,868
Next, you will need
to hurl your body

777
00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,637
over a 30-foot drop...
to a series of hand rungs.

778
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,740
You'll propel yourselves
hand-over-hand...

779
00:39:01,141 --> 00:39:04,310
and drop down
directly into a loading dock.

780
00:39:05,345 --> 00:39:08,481
From there, you'll locate
the keys to the milk truck.

781
00:39:09,482 --> 00:39:11,785
Drive that truck to the west
pasture of the complex,

782
00:39:11,885 --> 00:39:13,453
cut the lock on the gate.

783
00:39:13,553 --> 00:39:14,788
And find the closest thing
we have

784
00:39:14,921 --> 00:39:17,657
to an angel here on earth.

785
00:39:22,162 --> 00:39:24,898
You'll escort my sweet Ethel
onto the truck

786
00:39:24,964 --> 00:39:27,100
and drive her to freedom.

787
00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:28,635
[MUSIC ENDS]

788
00:39:28,735 --> 00:39:30,637
It's going to take mad skills

789
00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:34,274
to get that milk,
and free my dear, sweet Ethel.

790
00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:36,609
Clearly, this one is qualified
for the mission.

791
00:39:36,676 --> 00:39:41,114
But I have some serious doubts
here about all of... this.

792
00:39:41,181 --> 00:39:43,583
-He's pointing to you, Roadkill.
-Hmm.

793
00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:46,386
-Let's get to work.
-[ODIE GRUNTS]

794
00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:49,522
Stupid roadkill.

795
00:39:49,622 --> 00:39:51,925
Hey! I'm workin' here!

796
00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:55,295
Ugh. Definitely a Monday.

797
00:39:55,395 --> 00:39:57,864
MAN ON PHONE: Your call is
fairly important to us.

798
00:39:57,964 --> 00:39:59,833
If you've lost a cat,
please press one.

799
00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:01,334
-If your cat is orange...
-Yeah.

800
00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:02,569
...please press two.

801
00:40:02,669 --> 00:40:04,637
This doesn't really
accomplish anything...

802
00:40:04,704 --> 00:40:05,972
-[GASPS]
-but gives you the false sense

803
00:40:06,390 --> 00:40:07,374
that we're engaged with you.

804
00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:09,776
[WHIMPERING]

805
00:40:09,843 --> 00:40:11,578
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

806
00:40:11,678 --> 00:40:14,514
OTTO: All right, gentlemen,
I've made a list of skills...

807
00:40:15,148 --> 00:40:16,883
that you'll need
to master in order

808
00:40:17,183 --> 00:40:19,719
to break into Lactose Farms.
Number one,

809
00:40:19,819 --> 00:40:21,988
develop lightning-fast reflexes.

810
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:23,690
You tell Garfield
there's a plate of pasta

811
00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:24,824
on the other side of that wall

812
00:40:24,891 --> 00:40:27,600
and you will see
lightning reflexes.

813
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,195
Yeah, no, no, no.
Depends what kind of pasta.

814
00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:32,599
This pebble represents danger
you may encounter.

815
00:40:32,699 --> 00:40:34,701
You need to grab it,
before it grabs you.

816
00:40:34,801 --> 00:40:36,690
[SCOFFS] It grabs me?

817
00:40:36,169 --> 00:40:38,138
Snatch the pebble from my hand.

818
00:40:38,204 --> 00:40:39,873
-Too slow!
-Ow!

819
00:40:39,973 --> 00:40:41,700
What was that for?

820
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:42,976
Being able to grab
the pebble could be

821
00:40:43,430 --> 00:40:44,978
the difference
between life and death.

822
00:40:45,450 --> 00:40:46,746
All right,
let me try that again.

823
00:40:46,846 --> 00:40:48,848
[STRAINING] Ha! Got it!

824
00:40:49,149 --> 00:40:50,250
[GRUNTS]

825
00:40:50,350 --> 00:40:51,351
Now what was that for?

826
00:40:51,418 --> 00:40:52,986
It's never
just about the pebble.

827
00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:54,621
Come on, Junior,
everyone knows that.

828
00:40:54,721 --> 00:40:57,424
Your head's got to be
on a swivel at all times.

829
00:40:57,524 --> 00:40:58,558
Gotta be ready for anything.

830
00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:00,393
I was ready.
He changed the game.

831
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,562
Sounds like
someone's making excuses!

832
00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:05,598
[CLANGING]

833
00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:07,567
And what was that
about being ready for anything?

834
00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:09,169
You were distracting me!

835
00:41:09,235 --> 00:41:10,937
Might I suggest putting
your head on a swivel?

836
00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:12,205
You should have
seen that coming.

837
00:41:12,272 --> 00:41:14,174
Toes on the line!
Guard your grill!

838
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,275
Cover your stomach!

839
00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:17,410
There are surprises
around every corner

840
00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:20,130
at Lactose Farms.
You need to stay alert!

841
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,415
Too slow! A baby could have
seen that coming!

842
00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:25,552
Too slow! Too slow!

843
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:27,287
[SODA CAN POPS]

844
00:41:27,387 --> 00:41:28,421
Too slow!

845
00:41:29,255 --> 00:41:31,324
You'll never make it
through Lactose Farms

846
00:41:31,424 --> 00:41:32,892
if you can't survive
this training!

847
00:41:32,959 --> 00:41:34,940
Are you for real?

848
00:41:34,194 --> 00:41:35,795
What kinda dairy is this?

849
00:41:35,895 --> 00:41:38,732
The kind of dairy that requires
teamwork to survive!

850
00:41:39,466 --> 00:41:41,234
Danger could be
anywhere, gentlemen!

851
00:41:41,334 --> 00:41:42,769
[GRUNTS]

852
00:41:42,869 --> 00:41:44,738
You've got to be ready
to outrun it.

853
00:41:44,804 --> 00:41:45,672
[BOTH YELL]

854
00:41:45,772 --> 00:41:48,141
[GASPING AND GRUNTING]

855
00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:50,744
-[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
-Here comes the pain!

856
00:41:51,144 --> 00:41:53,279
-Left, right, left, right.
-You're confusing me!

857
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,915
[BOTH GASPING AND GRUNTING]

858
00:41:59,886 --> 00:42:01,121
[YELLING]

859
00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:03,156
[SHUSHES]

860
00:42:03,256 --> 00:42:05,825
[YELLING]

861
00:42:05,925 --> 00:42:07,930
[CRASHING]

862
00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:08,695
[BOTH GROANING]

863
00:42:08,795 --> 00:42:10,497
I think I'm gonna need rehab.

864
00:42:10,597 --> 00:42:11,498
[GRUNTS]

865
00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:15,168
[SIGHS WEARILY]

866
00:42:15,268 --> 00:42:16,770
If this is going to work,

867
00:42:16,836 --> 00:42:19,105
these two have to be
on the same page.

868
00:42:19,172 --> 00:42:20,607
I'm out of ideas.

869
00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:21,775
You got any?

870
00:42:24,444 --> 00:42:26,379
Can't believe I'm out
in the middle of nowhere

871
00:42:26,479 --> 00:42:28,248
getting beaten up
against my will

872
00:42:28,314 --> 00:42:30,350
by a former celebrity steer.

873
00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:34,954
Odie? Will you tell my son
to please stop whining?

874
00:42:35,210 --> 00:42:36,456
Odie, can you tell Vic

875
00:42:36,523 --> 00:42:37,991
that I collapsed
on this tree first

876
00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:39,526
and that he needs
to find another one?

877
00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:41,895
Odie, can you tell my son

878
00:42:41,995 --> 00:42:44,330
that I will gladly
find another one

879
00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:46,299
when I get the feeling
back in my legs?

880
00:42:46,366 --> 00:42:48,168
Odie, can you tell my father

881
00:42:48,268 --> 00:42:49,636
that he wouldn't be
lying in pain

882
00:42:49,703 --> 00:42:50,704
if he led a better life

883
00:42:50,804 --> 00:42:52,272
and didn't create
problems for himself?

884
00:42:52,339 --> 00:42:55,842
Could you please inform my son

885
00:42:55,909 --> 00:42:58,445
that he should focus
on fixing his own issues?

886
00:42:58,511 --> 00:42:59,879
Odie? What?

887
00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:03,316
-Odie? What'd you do?
-[SCOFFS]

888
00:43:03,383 --> 00:43:05,752
After all
I've let you do for me.

889
00:43:06,152 --> 00:43:08,355
Ooh. What is this?

890
00:43:10,323 --> 00:43:11,991
Hey, watch it!

891
00:43:12,580 --> 00:43:12,892
[SNICKERS]

892
00:43:14,994 --> 00:43:18,231
What's the problem, Vic?
Is this bothering you?

893
00:43:18,331 --> 00:43:19,332
[GRUNTS]

894
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:24,204
[STRAINING] No.
In fact, I don't mind it at all!

895
00:43:26,172 --> 00:43:27,874
I don't mind it either.

896
00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:29,409
-[STRAINING]
-Ow!

897
00:43:29,876 --> 00:43:32,612
[BOTH GRUNTING]

898
00:43:32,712 --> 00:43:34,481
I could watch this all day.

899
00:43:34,547 --> 00:43:36,383
-Stop pulling.
-I'm not, you're pulling!

900
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,918
If I was pulling,
you would know it!

901
00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:40,520
Why does everything you do

902
00:43:40,587 --> 00:43:41,788
always end up hurting me?

903
00:43:41,888 --> 00:43:43,189
Hurt you?

904
00:43:43,256 --> 00:43:46,920
All I ever did
was try to help you.

905
00:43:46,192 --> 00:43:47,894
You sure?
'Cause every time you're around,

906
00:43:47,961 --> 00:43:49,195
it ends up with me in pain. Ow!

907
00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:51,898
Odie! These ropes
are not funny anymore! Ow!

908
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:52,966
[LAUGHS]

909
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:56,603
Maybe, if you were a little more
open to seeing me,

910
00:43:56,703 --> 00:43:58,271
things might be
better between us.

911
00:43:58,371 --> 00:44:01,341
You do remember you were the one
who left me in an alley, right?

912
00:44:01,408 --> 00:44:03,343
You don't know
what you're talkin' about.

913
00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:05,545
Then please, enlighten me.

914
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:08,281
[SIGHS WEARILY]

915
00:44:08,381 --> 00:44:10,500
This is about to get real.

916
00:44:10,116 --> 00:44:11,618
Oh, that's right.
You're normally never around

917
00:44:11,718 --> 00:44:12,986
to actually defend yourself.

918
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,221
No back door
to slink out of this time.

919
00:44:15,288 --> 00:44:17,557
First, you abandon me,
then years later,

920
00:44:17,624 --> 00:44:19,626
you pull me
into a life of crime.

921
00:44:19,726 --> 00:44:22,662
Well, classic "Father of
the Year" stuff, "Dad."

922
00:44:22,762 --> 00:44:24,640
You know, why would I ever think

923
00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:25,665
that seeing you
could be anything

924
00:44:25,765 --> 00:44:26,933
other than a train wreck?

925
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,836
I did not leave you
in that alley!

926
00:44:29,936 --> 00:44:30,970
Oh, you did!

927
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:32,906
You told me you'd come
right back. You never did!

928
00:44:32,972 --> 00:44:36,676
No. That is not what happened.

929
00:44:36,776 --> 00:44:39,679
Oh, please! You were probably
on the run from someone

930
00:44:39,779 --> 00:44:42,315
-like Jinx and I was in the way.
-No.

931
00:44:43,783 --> 00:44:46,686
No, that, that night...

932
00:44:46,786 --> 00:44:47,620
[SIGHS]

933
00:44:48,655 --> 00:44:49,989
That night was different.

934
00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:54,160
[SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

935
00:44:55,161 --> 00:44:57,964
-[THUNDER RUMBLING]
-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

936
00:44:59,332 --> 00:45:00,667
[STOMACH RUMBLES]

937
00:45:15,248 --> 00:45:17,283
WOMAN: Hey! Shoo, shoo!
Get outta here!

938
00:45:19,252 --> 00:45:21,521
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]

939
00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:28,762
[GROWLING]

940
00:45:29,829 --> 00:45:31,310
[VIC SHRIEKS]

941
00:45:32,132 --> 00:45:34,701
[DOG BARKING]

942
00:45:38,338 --> 00:45:40,600
[DOOR OPENS]

943
00:45:52,819 --> 00:45:55,155
Wait here, Junior.
I'll be right back.

944
00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:02,562
Oh! Hey, get outta here.

945
00:46:02,662 --> 00:46:05,398
Hey, how you doing? Yeah.
I had to shoo a cat.

946
00:46:05,498 --> 00:46:08,101
Yeah, yeah,
diggin' in the trash. Yeah.

947
00:46:08,201 --> 00:46:09,636
So, what'cha up to now, huh?

948
00:46:09,703 --> 00:46:12,539
Still takin' it easy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

949
00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:18,545
Oh, no, you're kiddin'. Really?
Oh, yeah, yeah.

950
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:21,114
It's been raining here
for a while now. Yeah, yeah.

951
00:46:22,182 --> 00:46:24,551
Yeah! I'll see you then.
Okay, bye.

952
00:46:29,489 --> 00:46:32,559
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES]

953
00:47:16,603 --> 00:47:18,538
-[PEOPLE SINGING AND CHEERING]
-[GASPS]

954
00:47:26,546 --> 00:47:28,748
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

955
00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:41,361
[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

956
00:47:59,179 --> 00:48:01,381
[SAD INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

957
00:48:08,655 --> 00:48:10,230
I...

958
00:48:10,123 --> 00:48:11,224
I never knew.

959
00:48:12,158 --> 00:48:13,326
I know, how could you?

960
00:48:14,527 --> 00:48:16,960
Why didn't you ever come
visit me?

961
00:48:16,996 --> 00:48:21,201
I did. [CHUCKLES]
Million times I...

962
00:48:22,302 --> 00:48:24,204
came to knock on your door

963
00:48:24,304 --> 00:48:26,973
and I'd see what a great life
you had with Jon.

964
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,241
So, I just...

965
00:48:29,409 --> 00:48:31,478
thought it was better
if I kept my distance.

966
00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:35,248
I sense a positive breakthrough
in your relationship.

967
00:48:35,348 --> 00:48:36,983
Am I wrong?

968
00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:41,121
Good.
After an extensive evaluation,

969
00:48:41,187 --> 00:48:42,889
I have concluded
that you two are,

970
00:48:42,989 --> 00:48:44,858
in fact, ready to move forward

971
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:46,526
-with this mission.
-VIC: We are?

972
00:48:46,593 --> 00:48:48,361
GARFIELD: How is that
even possible?

973
00:48:48,428 --> 00:48:49,796
Mathematically, it isn't.

974
00:48:49,863 --> 00:48:52,265
But given your present levels
of incompetence

975
00:48:52,365 --> 00:48:54,734
and overall lack
of basic skills,

976
00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:57,837
I have determined
it would take roughly...

977
00:48:57,904 --> 00:49:01,740
seventeen years to get you both
properly ready for this job.

978
00:49:01,174 --> 00:49:02,709
And since we have...

979
00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:06,246
less than 48 hours,
you've passed.

980
00:49:07,514 --> 00:49:08,515
Congratulations.

981
00:49:09,282 --> 00:49:11,751
[ODIE GRUNTS AND YIPS]

982
00:49:16,523 --> 00:49:17,924
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

983
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:20,427
[JINX HUMMING "ALOUETTE"]

984
00:49:41,470 --> 00:49:43,616
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

985
00:49:43,783 --> 00:49:45,850
[CACKLING]

986
00:49:50,490 --> 00:49:51,858
ROLAND: Um...

987
00:49:53,426 --> 00:49:54,627
She's really losin' it.

988
00:49:55,428 --> 00:49:56,262
Ugh!

989
00:49:56,396 --> 00:49:57,764
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

990
00:49:57,864 --> 00:49:59,432
Yes, what is it?

991
00:49:59,499 --> 00:50:01,301
They're ready to rob the dairy.

992
00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:03,903
Perfect.

993
00:50:04,604 --> 00:50:08,141
Oh, everything is going to plan.
Now, it's time to make a call.

994
00:50:10,210 --> 00:50:12,779
Excuse me, you keep that thing
in your folds?

995
00:50:12,879 --> 00:50:16,820
That is so disgusting.
You. You dial the number

996
00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:17,250
and put me on speaker!

997
00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:19,953
-[BEEPING]
-[LINE RINGING]

998
00:50:20,530 --> 00:50:21,540
WOMAN: Hello?

999
00:50:21,121 --> 00:50:23,456
-Hello? Lactose Farms?
-How may I help you?

1000
00:50:23,523 --> 00:50:25,125
It's come to my attention

1001
00:50:25,225 --> 00:50:26,659
that there'll be
an attempt to rob

1002
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,129
one of your
dairy trucks tomorrow.

1003
00:50:29,229 --> 00:50:32,650
It's not important who I am
or how I came to know this.

1004
00:50:32,132 --> 00:50:34,934
Just think of me
as a concerned citizen

1005
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:36,336
intent on fulfilling

1006
00:50:36,436 --> 00:50:38,505
my civic responsibility
as well as...

1007
00:50:38,605 --> 00:50:40,807
Meow, meow, meow.

1008
00:50:40,940 --> 00:50:43,900
[MEOWING CONTINUES]

1009
00:50:43,777 --> 00:50:44,778
Uh, Chief?

1010
00:50:45,445 --> 00:50:48,548
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1011
00:50:48,648 --> 00:50:52,552
-We may have a situation.
-Well, okay then.

1012
00:50:53,286 --> 00:50:55,210
Let's go have a look-see.

1013
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,323
JINX: Meow, meow, meow.

1014
00:50:57,457 --> 00:50:59,492
[CONTINUES MEOWING]

1015
00:50:59,559 --> 00:51:01,428
This is the third time
they've called.

1016
00:51:01,494 --> 00:51:04,197
It just sounds like some cat
prank callin' us.

1017
00:51:04,297 --> 00:51:06,866
If it were a dog barking,

1018
00:51:06,966 --> 00:51:08,735
I'd be on board for a prank.

1019
00:51:08,835 --> 00:51:11,137
Them dogs are born for mischief,
they just are.

1020
00:51:11,871 --> 00:51:14,808
Not cats. Oh, no.

1021
00:51:14,874 --> 00:51:17,544
Cats mean business.

1022
00:51:17,677 --> 00:51:21,681
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1023
00:51:23,483 --> 00:51:24,651
[BEEPING]

1024
00:51:24,718 --> 00:51:26,586
JINX: Meow, meow, meow.

1025
00:51:26,686 --> 00:51:28,188
[DISTORTED VOICE] "I repeat,
there will be an attempt

1026
00:51:28,288 --> 00:51:30,190
"to make off with one of your
milk trucks tomorrow.

1027
00:51:30,290 --> 00:51:32,292
"I suggest you take
appropriate measures

1028
00:51:32,359 --> 00:51:34,861
"to prevent this brazen thievery
from occurring.

1029
00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:36,996
"Okay, I'm done.
Hang up the phone.

1030
00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:38,932
"Ha, ha.
What an evil genius I am."

1031
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:39,866
[CALL ENDS]

1032
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,690
Well, then, still seem
like a prank to ya?

1033
00:51:43,169 --> 00:51:46,539
-That last part did a little.
-What's our next move, Chief?

1034
00:51:46,606 --> 00:51:50,760
Our next move is for me
to go back to my office

1035
00:51:50,176 --> 00:51:52,312
and formulate an ingenious plan.

1036
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:55,749
And you go get my car waxed.

1037
00:51:56,616 --> 00:51:57,484
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1038
00:51:57,584 --> 00:51:58,752
Well, well, well,

1039
00:51:58,918 --> 00:52:01,321
would you look at that,
Margie Malone?

1040
00:52:01,621 --> 00:52:03,957
We're having company tomorrow.

1041
00:52:04,924 --> 00:52:07,694
I guess I better take out
my finest china

1042
00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:12,432
to serve a heapin' plate...
of justice.

1043
00:52:18,705 --> 00:52:20,340
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

1044
00:52:20,407 --> 00:52:21,641
What are those for?

1045
00:52:21,741 --> 00:52:24,744
For us to communicate
once you're inside...

1046
00:52:24,811 --> 00:52:27,113
the belly of the beast.

1047
00:52:27,213 --> 00:52:28,982
-[SNARLS]
-Uh...

1048
00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:32,519
Okay. Don't we need something
more like radio headsets?

1049
00:52:32,619 --> 00:52:36,256
[SCOFFS] Indoor cat.
These are better.

1050
00:52:36,356 --> 00:52:37,957
It just feels like Bluetooth
would be better.

1051
00:52:38,580 --> 00:52:39,225
These are better than Bluetooth.

1052
00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,227
These, these are better
than Bluetooth?

1053
00:52:41,294 --> 00:52:42,629
They're equal.

1054
00:52:42,729 --> 00:52:44,931
And I don't have to pay
for the brand.

1055
00:52:44,998 --> 00:52:46,299
[STATIC CRACKLES]

1056
00:52:50,904 --> 00:52:53,273
Gold Eagle to Chipmunk.
Do you copy?

1057
00:52:53,773 --> 00:52:54,941
[YIPS]

1058
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,309
Of course, you can hear him.

1059
00:52:56,409 --> 00:52:57,911
He's standing
three feet away from you.

1060
00:52:58,912 --> 00:53:01,247
Oh, I see you sprung
for the binoculars.

1061
00:53:01,314 --> 00:53:03,983
Now, we just need to find...

1062
00:53:06,152 --> 00:53:07,554
a way in.

1063
00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:09,255
Anyone ever told you
that you take

1064
00:53:09,322 --> 00:53:10,924
a lot of dramatic pauses
when you speak?

1065
00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:15,328
Yes.

1066
00:53:15,428 --> 00:53:16,496
[GROANS]

1067
00:53:16,663 --> 00:53:19,866
-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
-[HORN HONKING]

1068
00:53:19,966 --> 00:53:20,967
Hey, wait up!

1069
00:53:21,668 --> 00:53:24,604
-GIRL: Look at that!
-Bingo.

1070
00:53:25,105 --> 00:53:26,106
[TRUMPET BLOWING]

1071
00:53:26,172 --> 00:53:29,309
Hello, everyone!
And welcome to the one

1072
00:53:29,409 --> 00:53:32,112
and only Lactose Farms!

1073
00:53:32,178 --> 00:53:34,140
If you will all
gather around me,

1074
00:53:34,114 --> 00:53:35,515
we'll begin our tour

1075
00:53:35,615 --> 00:53:37,417
and head into the heart
of the farm.

1076
00:53:37,484 --> 00:53:39,853
MARGE: I know you're here.

1077
00:53:39,953 --> 00:53:43,957
I can feel it.
Show yourself.

1078
00:53:45,191 --> 00:53:47,327
WOMAN: Today you will discover
the answers

1079
00:53:47,427 --> 00:53:48,828
to all of your dairy questions,

1080
00:53:48,895 --> 00:53:52,320
including the most asked
dairy question of all time,

1081
00:53:52,132 --> 00:53:53,967
are curds the whey?

1082
00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:54,968
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

1083
00:53:55,350 --> 00:53:57,671
OTTO: Bullfrog, Chipmunk,
Roadkill, do you copy?

1084
00:53:57,771 --> 00:53:59,973
Are you kidding me?
They actually work?

1085
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,341
You should take this to
Shark Tank.

1086
00:54:01,441 --> 00:54:03,843
Now, remember,
the only way to get the keys

1087
00:54:03,910 --> 00:54:06,546
to the milk truck
and free Ethel undetected

1088
00:54:06,646 --> 00:54:09,149
is by sticking to the path
I mapped out for you.

1089
00:54:09,215 --> 00:54:13,253
If you deviate from that path,
you will trigger security

1090
00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:15,488
and all bets are off.
Understood?

1091
00:54:15,555 --> 00:54:17,357
All right, look alive.

1092
00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:18,858
The electrical access door

1093
00:54:18,925 --> 00:54:20,627
should be coming up
on your left.

1094
00:54:20,694 --> 00:54:23,290
WOMAN: Okay, this way! [LAUGHS]

1095
00:54:23,196 --> 00:54:24,931
Hey, hey, look! There it is!

1096
00:54:25,310 --> 00:54:28,501
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1097
00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:30,704
Okay, we're in.

1098
00:54:30,804 --> 00:54:32,739
Continue through
and locate the air vent

1099
00:54:32,839 --> 00:54:34,400
at the end of the hallway.

1100
00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:37,243
That will take you
to the refrigeration room.

1101
00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:40,647
WOMAN ON PA: Factory workers,
your 15-minute break begins now.

1102
00:54:40,714 --> 00:54:42,282
[ALL SQUEAL]

1103
00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:44,684
-[BUZZER SOUNDS]
-[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

1104
00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:46,920
[WHISTLING]

1105
00:54:52,826 --> 00:54:55,695
Ugh! Oh, your feet
need a deep rinse.

1106
00:54:59,199 --> 00:55:00,233
[YIPS]

1107
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:02,102
[GARFIELD STRAINING]

1108
00:55:02,202 --> 00:55:04,871
-What's the hold up, Junior?
-How do you get through this?

1109
00:55:04,938 --> 00:55:06,106
You're bigger than me.

1110
00:55:06,506 --> 00:55:07,741
[STOMACH RUMBLES] Am I?

1111
00:55:07,841 --> 00:55:10,510
-Yes!
-Well, the vent doesn't agree.

1112
00:55:10,577 --> 00:55:12,912
-Try sucking in your gut.
-I am.

1113
00:55:12,979 --> 00:55:14,414
Try sucking in your butt
and your gut.

1114
00:55:15,215 --> 00:55:16,449
[ALL YELLING]

1115
00:55:18,518 --> 00:55:20,954
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1116
00:55:37,303 --> 00:55:38,438
[GASPS]

1117
00:55:39,806 --> 00:55:41,740
[ODIE YIPS]

1118
00:55:41,141 --> 00:55:43,343
Bullfrog, what's happening now?

1119
00:55:43,476 --> 00:55:44,944
[BOTH PANTING]

1120
00:55:45,110 --> 00:55:48,581
We fell out of a vent...
into a room that looks like

1121
00:55:48,648 --> 00:55:51,751
-it's full of heavy machinery.
-OTTO: Son of a cud.

1122
00:55:53,653 --> 00:55:55,121
You're in the pinecone.

1123
00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:01,995
Jiminy Davis!
The perp is a cat!

1124
00:56:02,950 --> 00:56:04,300
And this one looks like it could
eat us out of business.

1125
00:56:04,898 --> 00:56:07,167
Oh, Vic, Vic!
Look, there's the loading dock.

1126
00:56:07,267 --> 00:56:09,903
-No! Junior! Don't move.
-What? Why?

1127
00:56:09,969 --> 00:56:12,272
We're in the middle
of the pinecone!

1128
00:56:12,339 --> 00:56:14,574
Otto told us
to stay out of the pinecone.

1129
00:56:14,641 --> 00:56:17,844
Oh, stop. There's no pinecone.
Otto's a bit of a worrywart.

1130
00:56:17,944 --> 00:56:19,612
I can walk to the loading dock
from here.

1131
00:56:19,679 --> 00:56:20,914
-[GASPS]
-VIC: No...

1132
00:56:22,115 --> 00:56:23,183
Junior!

1133
00:56:27,530 --> 00:56:28,488
[MUNCHING]

1134
00:56:28,588 --> 00:56:29,856
Mmm! Oh!

1135
00:56:29,956 --> 00:56:30,957
Cheddar.

1136
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,659
Probably one of my top 26
favorite cheeses.

1137
00:56:33,793 --> 00:56:35,950
GARFIELD: Mmm-mmm.

1138
00:56:35,161 --> 00:56:37,300
What do you think happens
when that gets to zero?

1139
00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:38,998
[ALARM BUZZING]

1140
00:56:39,866 --> 00:56:40,934
[GASPS]

1141
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,235
OTTO OVER HEADSET: Bullfrog,
what's happening now?

1142
00:56:42,335 --> 00:56:45,380
Roadkill got carried away
into the pinecone!

1143
00:56:45,138 --> 00:56:47,107
Listen to me.
You have to carry on

1144
00:56:47,173 --> 00:56:48,675
with the mission.
Get to the loading dock

1145
00:56:48,775 --> 00:56:50,510
before the workers
return from their break

1146
00:56:50,577 --> 00:56:52,379
or you'll miss your only chance
to get that truck.

1147
00:56:54,981 --> 00:56:56,649
-[GASPS]
-[YELLS]

1148
00:56:56,716 --> 00:56:59,419
No, no, no.
No, no, no!

1149
00:57:00,387 --> 00:57:01,221
[SHRIEKS]

1150
00:57:01,488 --> 00:57:03,423
WOMAN OVER PA:
Shred sequence initiated.

1151
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:07,794
[GASPS]

1152
00:57:10,330 --> 00:57:12,650
[ODIE BARKING]

1153
00:57:12,165 --> 00:57:14,200
Odie! Oh, thanks, buddy,

1154
00:57:14,267 --> 00:57:15,435
but I'm pretty full
from the cheddar.

1155
00:57:15,535 --> 00:57:17,904
-[YIPPING]
-Oh? Jump off.

1156
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,372
Yeah, yeah, good idea.

1157
00:57:24,244 --> 00:57:25,812
[GRUNTS]

1158
00:57:28,810 --> 00:57:30,150
Oh, good. He's safe.

1159
00:57:33,420 --> 00:57:35,388
Oh, hang on. Wait.
Where am I going?

1160
00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:40,260
Fondue. Fondue!

1161
00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:43,396
[SHRIEKING]

1162
00:57:46,399 --> 00:57:48,535
[BARKING]

1163
00:57:55,408 --> 00:57:57,177
[GRUNTS AND GASPS]

1164
00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:03,283
[SHRIEKING]

1165
00:58:05,952 --> 00:58:07,530
[GASPS]

1166
00:58:07,387 --> 00:58:10,557
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1167
00:58:10,623 --> 00:58:11,624
[BARKING]

1168
00:58:17,430 --> 00:58:18,898
[SCREAMING]

1169
00:58:18,965 --> 00:58:21,670
[GASPS AND SCREAMS]

1170
00:58:21,134 --> 00:58:22,135
VIC: Junior.

1171
00:58:26,439 --> 00:58:27,874
[GASPING] Hot, hot, hot!

1172
00:58:27,941 --> 00:58:30,510
Hot, hot, hot! Hot!

1173
00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:31,745
[BOTH SHRIEK]

1174
00:58:32,512 --> 00:58:33,913
[YELLING] Junior!

1175
00:58:36,316 --> 00:58:37,317
[GROANS]

1176
00:58:38,985 --> 00:58:40,220
[SIGHS IN RELIEF]

1177
00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:42,222
Whoa-oh!

1178
00:58:42,288 --> 00:58:43,990
That was too close even for me.

1179
00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:46,259
[PANTS]

1180
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,161
Thanks.

1181
00:58:48,261 --> 00:58:50,463
I couldn't let you
have all the fun.

1182
00:58:50,530 --> 00:58:51,631
-WOMAN OVER PA: Workers...
-What?

1183
00:58:51,698 --> 00:58:53,633
...your break ends
in five minutes.

1184
00:58:55,702 --> 00:58:57,804
Okay, Otto,
we're in the loading dock.

1185
00:58:57,904 --> 00:58:59,139
Where are the keys?

1186
00:58:59,239 --> 00:59:01,808
OTTO: They should be hanging
on a pegboard on the far wall.

1187
00:59:01,908 --> 00:59:03,143
[BARKS]

1188
00:59:03,243 --> 00:59:04,310
What do you mean
we have a problem?

1189
00:59:04,377 --> 00:59:05,512
-[BARKS]
-Ah!

1190
00:59:05,612 --> 00:59:07,447
-GARFIELD: Pegboard's empty!
-Empty?

1191
00:59:08,148 --> 00:59:10,950
Now would you look at this?

1192
00:59:11,170 --> 00:59:15,321
Three misguided stray pets
trying to steal a truck o' milk.

1193
00:59:15,388 --> 00:59:18,658
Never a dull moment
at this dairy, is there, Margie?

1194
00:59:19,492 --> 00:59:21,294
Well, you're looking for these,
aren't ya?

1195
00:59:21,361 --> 00:59:22,962
Well, here you go then.

1196
00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:29,502
So, how's this
gonna play out, fellas?

1197
00:59:29,569 --> 00:59:31,905
The easy way or the hard way?

1198
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:34,641
And just so you know,
I'm up for either.

1199
00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:39,279
-Follow my lead.
-Huh? What?

1200
00:59:39,913 --> 00:59:42,816
[ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]

1201
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:46,920
[GROANS]

1202
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,855
[NECK CRACKING] Who's next then?

1203
00:59:48,922 --> 00:59:50,290
-[YELLS]
-[BOTH SHRIEK]

1204
00:59:50,357 --> 00:59:52,359
Otto, a security guard
has the truck keys!

1205
00:59:52,459 --> 00:59:54,694
Crazy eyes?
Tragic sense of fashion?

1206
00:59:54,761 --> 00:59:55,862
Yeah. How did you know?

1207
00:59:55,929 --> 00:59:57,630
Marge Malone.

1208
00:59:57,831 --> 01:00:00,133
-Ethel!
-Otto!

1209
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,680
She's not just my nemesis,

1210
01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:04,204
she's also my enemy.

1211
01:00:04,304 --> 01:00:05,538
Love to hear about it,
but right now,

1212
01:00:05,605 --> 01:00:07,240
-what do we do?
-Get those keys.

1213
01:00:07,340 --> 01:00:09,376
I'll create a distraction
so you can get out of there.

1214
01:00:10,910 --> 01:00:13,460
-Come here, you!
-[GASPING]

1215
01:00:17,150 --> 01:00:18,184
[ODIE WHIMPERS]

1216
01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:23,757
Did you see that?
That's indoor cat style!

1217
01:00:23,857 --> 01:00:25,910
[GRUNTS]

1218
01:00:27,930 --> 01:00:28,428
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

1219
01:00:29,596 --> 01:00:31,310
[SHRIEKS]

1220
01:00:31,970 --> 01:00:32,265
[GRUNTS]

1221
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:34,367
MARGE: No, no, no.

1222
01:00:34,434 --> 01:00:36,636
You're not getting away.
I've already called the pound.

1223
01:00:36,736 --> 01:00:39,105
Your days of thievery end today.

1224
01:00:39,205 --> 01:00:40,730
[BUZZER SOUNDING]

1225
01:00:40,173 --> 01:00:42,542
WOMAN OVER PA:
Attempted perimeter breach.

1226
01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:45,879
Attempted perimeter breach.

1227
01:00:45,945 --> 01:00:48,581
Attempted perimeter breach.

1228
01:00:48,648 --> 01:00:49,883
Otto.

1229
01:00:49,949 --> 01:00:54,421
Attempted perimeter breach.
Attempted perimeter breach.

1230
01:00:55,388 --> 01:00:59,225
-Junior, sorry about this.
-Sorry? For what?

1231
01:00:59,292 --> 01:01:01,261
[ALL GRUNT]

1232
01:01:01,795 --> 01:01:03,229
[GRUNTS]

1233
01:01:03,296 --> 01:01:04,297
Vic?

1234
01:01:12,238 --> 01:01:13,907
What are you doing?

1235
01:01:16,576 --> 01:01:19,120
Vic! Don't you go.

1236
01:01:19,112 --> 01:01:20,280
Vic!

1237
01:01:21,781 --> 01:01:23,830
Please!

1238
01:01:28,254 --> 01:01:29,122
Send security

1239
01:01:29,222 --> 01:01:30,757
-to the loading dock.
-[STATIC BUZZES]

1240
01:01:33,693 --> 01:01:36,229
[ENTHRALLING
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1241
01:01:37,931 --> 01:01:39,265
[YELLS]

1242
01:01:39,699 --> 01:01:40,834
[GASPS]

1243
01:01:40,934 --> 01:01:42,102
Otto!

1244
01:01:43,470 --> 01:01:44,771
[TIRES SCREECH]

1245
01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:48,174
You do not want to try me
today, mister.

1246
01:01:48,274 --> 01:01:50,677
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1247
01:01:50,777 --> 01:01:52,178
[ROARING]

1248
01:01:56,349 --> 01:01:57,817
[OTTO YELLING]

1249
01:01:59,853 --> 01:02:01,287
Get him!

1250
01:02:01,354 --> 01:02:03,156
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

1251
01:02:10,163 --> 01:02:11,197
[TIRES SCREECH]

1252
01:02:13,199 --> 01:02:14,167
[PANTING]

1253
01:02:15,468 --> 01:02:16,302
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1254
01:02:18,805 --> 01:02:21,307
[ENTHRALLING
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1255
01:02:28,181 --> 01:02:30,483
[ALARM BUZZING]

1256
01:02:31,518 --> 01:02:33,219
-[YELLING]
-[TIRES SCREECHING]

1257
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,930
Phew!

1258
01:02:40,193 --> 01:02:45,310
Welcome back... Victor.

1259
01:02:49,369 --> 01:02:50,804
Hey, Jinx.

1260
01:02:51,237 --> 01:02:54,400
Why are you here?
I... I was bringing this to you.

1261
01:02:54,107 --> 01:02:57,177
Were you? Really?

1262
01:02:57,243 --> 01:03:00,113
Yeah, of course I was.
That's what we agreed to, right?

1263
01:03:00,213 --> 01:03:01,214
Mmm.

1264
01:03:02,682 --> 01:03:03,950
[VIC SIGHS]

1265
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:08,955
-So, you and me square now?
-[CHUCKLES] Not quite.

1266
01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:11,658
There's still the matter
of those five years

1267
01:03:11,725 --> 01:03:13,260
I lost because of you.

1268
01:03:13,930 --> 01:03:15,829
What?
But I thought this settled that.

1269
01:03:15,895 --> 01:03:18,131
[LAUGHING]

1270
01:03:18,231 --> 01:03:22,350
It was never about the milk.
It was about you getting caught

1271
01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:25,271
trying to steal it
and being sent to the pound

1272
01:03:25,372 --> 01:03:27,207
like I was.

1273
01:03:27,974 --> 01:03:31,378
You see, Vic,
I needed you to suffer

1274
01:03:31,444 --> 01:03:34,781
like I did.

1275
01:03:34,881 --> 01:03:36,490
Oh.

1276
01:03:36,683 --> 01:03:38,151
I see.

1277
01:03:38,251 --> 01:03:39,786
And I'm guessing
you have an idea

1278
01:03:39,886 --> 01:03:41,755
about how that should happen.

1279
01:03:42,255 --> 01:03:45,625
As a matter of fact, I do.

1280
01:03:52,732 --> 01:03:54,567
I can't believe he did that.

1281
01:03:55,301 --> 01:04:00,473
He ran out, and he left me.
Again.

1282
01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:03,243
I thought he'd changed,
but it was...

1283
01:04:04,344 --> 01:04:05,612
it was a lie.

1284
01:04:06,579 --> 01:04:07,647
All of it.

1285
01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:11,551
-[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]
-[SIGHS]

1286
01:04:12,752 --> 01:04:14,654
How could I have been so stupid?

1287
01:04:16,189 --> 01:04:17,323
[SIGHS]

1288
01:04:19,826 --> 01:04:23,463
MAURICE: Oh, come on, kid.
Don't beat yourself up.

1289
01:04:24,330 --> 01:04:27,333
Vic, man,
we've all been burned by Vic.

1290
01:04:27,434 --> 01:04:29,803
ALL: Yeah, that's right.
Burned every cat I know.

1291
01:04:29,903 --> 01:04:31,204
[ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

1292
01:04:31,338 --> 01:04:34,107
Oh, yeah, the one thing
about Vic you can count on

1293
01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:36,843
-is that you can't count on him.
-Tell me about it.

1294
01:04:36,943 --> 01:04:37,811
CAT: Yeah.

1295
01:04:37,911 --> 01:04:39,450
MAURICE: Yeah,
I'll tell you about it.

1296
01:04:39,145 --> 01:04:42,582
Long story short, we all used
to run in a pack

1297
01:04:42,649 --> 01:04:44,851
until we had to kick him
out the crew.

1298
01:04:44,951 --> 01:04:46,190
[CATS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

1299
01:04:46,119 --> 01:04:48,655
Like I said,
couldn't count on him.

1300
01:04:48,755 --> 01:04:49,989
Sounds about right.

1301
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:51,825
He'd leave
in the middle of a job

1302
01:04:51,925 --> 01:04:53,360
just to go see his kid.

1303
01:04:53,993 --> 01:04:56,796
Yeah, he said
he wanted to check up on him.

1304
01:04:56,863 --> 01:04:58,798
Make sure he was doing okay.

1305
01:04:58,865 --> 01:05:01,568
But get this,
he'd never actually visit.

1306
01:05:01,668 --> 01:05:03,136
He'd just sit across the street

1307
01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:05,505
from his kid's house
in a giant oak tree.

1308
01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:07,874
-That never happened.
-He'd watch that kid eat...

1309
01:05:07,974 --> 01:05:09,843
-and eat and eat...
-ALL: ...and eat...

1310
01:05:09,943 --> 01:05:12,812
-He put a notch in the bark...
-...and eat, and eat, and eat.

1311
01:05:12,879 --> 01:05:15,382
-...every time he was there.
-Yeah. Sure, he did.

1312
01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:19,520
He'd go every Sunday night,
rain or shine.

1313
01:05:19,152 --> 01:05:20,587
Said that it was his kid's...

1314
01:05:20,687 --> 01:05:23,256
ALL: ...family dinner night.

1315
01:05:23,356 --> 01:05:27,360
[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

1316
01:05:28,328 --> 01:05:30,163
Okay, hate to tell you guys...

1317
01:05:31,197 --> 01:05:34,167
I guarantee
that never happened. Okay?

1318
01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:37,504
You all fell for another one of
Vic's lies. We all have.

1319
01:05:38,338 --> 01:05:40,273
Because that's
what he does best.

1320
01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:45,378
[ODIE BARKING]

1321
01:05:45,445 --> 01:05:47,414
Odie? Odie!
How did you get out?

1322
01:05:47,514 --> 01:05:49,349
Quick, pick the lock on my cage.

1323
01:05:49,416 --> 01:05:51,510
-Garfield, there you are!
-[GASPS]

1324
01:05:51,151 --> 01:05:53,687
Jon! Oh! Take me away
from all this.

1325
01:05:53,753 --> 01:05:55,889
You can't imagine
what I've been through.

1326
01:05:55,989 --> 01:05:57,891
-You want this one too?
-Oh, yes, I do.

1327
01:05:57,991 --> 01:05:59,192
-I was hung upside down.
-You sure he's yours?

1328
01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:00,627
He didn't have a tag.

1329
01:06:00,727 --> 01:06:02,462
-I jumped a train.
-Yeah. He has a tag.

1330
01:06:02,562 --> 01:06:06,366
Huh? I have a collar and a tag?
How long have I had those?

1331
01:06:06,433 --> 01:06:08,301
Okay. I'm just gonna
need you to hold.

1332
01:06:08,401 --> 01:06:11,370
I will not hold!
I am done holding!

1333
01:06:11,104 --> 01:06:14,841
The Jon who was on hold is dead.
Do you understand?

1334
01:06:14,908 --> 01:06:16,543
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

1335
01:06:16,609 --> 01:06:19,746
That's right. I'm back, baby!

1336
01:06:22,248 --> 01:06:24,584
I was just talking about you,
wasn't I?

1337
01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:29,189
Oh! I've missed you too.

1338
01:06:31,124 --> 01:06:33,560
WOMAN ON TV:
Coochie coochie coo!

1339
01:06:38,131 --> 01:06:39,632
Pooky!

1340
01:06:42,402 --> 01:06:44,904
I have a lot to tell you.
You're never gonna believe it.

1341
01:06:45,739 --> 01:06:48,274
Crazy stuff happened.
I slept outside, twice!

1342
01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:49,476
I know. Me.

1343
01:06:49,576 --> 01:06:51,978
Oh! And I got you
this commemorative pin.

1344
01:06:52,879 --> 01:06:54,414
-JON: Dinner time!
-[GASPS]

1345
01:06:54,481 --> 01:06:55,482
Talk later.

1346
01:06:55,615 --> 01:06:58,685
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]

1347
01:07:11,765 --> 01:07:13,299
Ah!

1348
01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:14,768
JON: Say when.

1349
01:07:14,834 --> 01:07:17,470
Never, Jon.
Bury me in cheese.

1350
01:07:20,173 --> 01:07:21,641
JON: I have two more
in the freezer.

1351
01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,910
-Let me know when you want 'em.
-[BELL DINGS]

1352
01:07:23,977 --> 01:07:25,845
I'm gonna go check on dessert.

1353
01:07:25,945 --> 01:07:27,947
Oh, I apologize in advance.

1354
01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:30,517
The eating you're about to see
will not be pretty

1355
01:07:30,617 --> 01:07:32,180
and if you have young children,

1356
01:07:32,118 --> 01:07:34,870
this would be a good time
for them to leave the room.

1357
01:07:34,154 --> 01:07:35,155
Mmm-hmm!

1358
01:07:41,528 --> 01:07:45,298
[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]

1359
01:07:47,133 --> 01:07:49,836
CAT: He'd just sit across
the street from his kid's house

1360
01:07:49,903 --> 01:07:51,371
in a giant oak tree.

1361
01:08:10,690 --> 01:08:12,826
[STOMACH RUMBLING]

1362
01:08:12,892 --> 01:08:15,562
I know, I know.
We're coming back.

1363
01:08:16,896 --> 01:08:18,832
I just need to check
something out first.

1364
01:08:19,499 --> 01:08:23,336
[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES]

1365
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:33,546
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1366
01:08:40,153 --> 01:08:42,355
CAT: He put a notch
in the bark...

1367
01:08:43,556 --> 01:08:45,191
every time he was there.

1368
01:08:48,728 --> 01:08:49,729
[GRUNTS]

1369
01:08:51,765 --> 01:08:53,533
[STRAINING]

1370
01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:04,144
"He left a notch."

1371
01:09:05,278 --> 01:09:06,646
[SIGHS]

1372
01:09:06,746 --> 01:09:07,914
Yeah, right.

1373
01:09:16,956 --> 01:09:19,292
[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

1374
01:09:50,290 --> 01:09:51,324
He was here.

1375
01:09:52,459 --> 01:09:53,593
He saw me grow up.

1376
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,495
[ODIE BARKS]

1377
01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:58,980
Oh! Ow!

1378
01:09:58,164 --> 01:09:59,399
Wow, that really stings.

1379
01:09:59,466 --> 01:10:01,501
I don't know
why I didn't think it would.

1380
01:10:01,601 --> 01:10:02,836
Give me a second.

1381
01:10:02,936 --> 01:10:04,571
[PANTS]

1382
01:10:04,804 --> 01:10:05,872
Vic loves us!

1383
01:10:05,972 --> 01:10:08,308
Me first, of course,
but then you too!

1384
01:10:08,408 --> 01:10:10,477
But me, a lot, and first!

1385
01:10:10,577 --> 01:10:11,711
[SCOFFS]

1386
01:10:11,845 --> 01:10:14,314
Wait, but if he loves me, us,

1387
01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:17,484
why would he let me, us,
get captured at the dairy?

1388
01:10:17,584 --> 01:10:19,686
Unless... [GASPS] He wanted

1389
01:10:19,786 --> 01:10:21,321
-us to get captured!
-WOMAN: Hey!

1390
01:10:21,421 --> 01:10:22,422
-Yes!
-Hey, watch it!

1391
01:10:22,489 --> 01:10:24,891
He knew that Jinx wasn't gonna
let him off the hook.

1392
01:10:24,991 --> 01:10:25,992
But if we got caught,

1393
01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:27,961
-we'd get sent to the pound...
-[HONKS]

1394
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:29,462
...and Jon would come to get us!

1395
01:10:29,529 --> 01:10:30,663
Don't you see, Odie?

1396
01:10:30,764 --> 01:10:33,299
-He was trying to save us!
-MAN: Losers!

1397
01:10:34,968 --> 01:10:36,636
We have to go save my dad.

1398
01:10:37,337 --> 01:10:40,373
And here's
your favorite dessert,

1399
01:10:40,473 --> 01:10:43,430
Mount Candy-toa!

1400
01:10:43,176 --> 01:10:45,145
Uh, guys?

1401
01:10:45,211 --> 01:10:47,380
[RUMBLING]

1402
01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,449
-[EXPLODING]
-[GRUNTS]

1403
01:10:49,616 --> 01:10:51,785
Oh! Come on!

1404
01:10:53,486 --> 01:10:57,624
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

1405
01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:02,529
What is this?

1406
01:11:05,932 --> 01:11:07,670
[BOTH GASPING]

1407
01:11:08,668 --> 01:11:10,360
[BOTH GASPING]

1408
01:11:16,509 --> 01:11:19,179
[GASPS] Half a star
for Mamma Leoni's?

1409
01:11:19,245 --> 01:11:21,681
[GROWLS] She's a monster.

1410
01:11:22,248 --> 01:11:23,183
[YIPS]

1411
01:11:24,217 --> 01:11:25,418
She's gonna tie him up...

1412
01:11:25,685 --> 01:11:27,200
take him on a train...

1413
01:11:27,870 --> 01:11:28,355
-[JINX CACKLING]
-[GASPS]

1414
01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:30,890
She's going to throw him off
the Mile High Bridge!

1415
01:11:30,957 --> 01:11:33,226
We're gonna need help.
Who can we call?

1416
01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:35,195
Hmm!

1417
01:11:35,261 --> 01:11:36,563
-Ah!
-[GASPS]

1418
01:11:36,663 --> 01:11:38,698
Ugh! You've got
a lot of waxy buildup.

1419
01:11:38,765 --> 01:11:39,966
What's your Q-tip routine?

1420
01:11:40,660 --> 01:11:41,935
-[GROANS]
-You're right, you're right.

1421
01:11:42,350 --> 01:11:44,370
We can deal
with that situation later.

1422
01:11:44,104 --> 01:11:46,906
Hello? Hello?
Is anyone there? Hello?

1423
01:11:49,209 --> 01:11:50,377
[GROANS]

1424
01:11:50,443 --> 01:11:51,845
OTTO: Get off the line.

1425
01:11:51,911 --> 01:11:53,780
This acorn
is for emergency use only.

1426
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:56,716
Otto! Otto, please, listen.

1427
01:11:56,850 --> 01:11:58,918
I wanna make good
on our original deal,

1428
01:11:58,985 --> 01:12:01,921
but... but I need a favor first.

1429
01:12:06,590 --> 01:12:07,293
Otto, are you still there

1430
01:12:07,394 --> 01:12:09,620
or are you taking
a dramatic pause?

1431
01:12:12,132 --> 01:12:13,133
I'm listening.

1432
01:12:13,233 --> 01:12:14,901
[TRAIN HORN BLARING]

1433
01:12:17,437 --> 01:12:18,705
Hmm.

1434
01:12:18,772 --> 01:12:20,173
You know, Vic,

1435
01:12:20,273 --> 01:12:23,877
you only have yourself to blame
for this.

1436
01:12:23,943 --> 01:12:25,445
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1437
01:12:25,578 --> 01:12:27,714
Right. Look,

1438
01:12:27,781 --> 01:12:30,350
there's got to be some way
for me to make this right.

1439
01:12:30,450 --> 01:12:32,485
I mean, I know
we can think of somethin'.

1440
01:12:32,585 --> 01:12:36,189
Oh, there is, and you will.

1441
01:12:36,289 --> 01:12:38,158
[MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO]

1442
01:12:38,258 --> 01:12:39,192
[THUNDERCLAP]

1443
01:12:39,659 --> 01:12:41,327
[HORN BLARING]

1444
01:12:42,796 --> 01:12:46,199
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1445
01:12:49,469 --> 01:12:50,637
So, once I get on the train...

1446
01:12:50,737 --> 01:12:52,205
I untie Vic and we jump off

1447
01:12:52,305 --> 01:12:53,773
right as
the train gets to the bridge.

1448
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,909
Correct. Chipmunk
will be waiting for you.

1449
01:12:57,911 --> 01:12:59,946
[OVER RADIO]
Confirm your status, Chipmunk.

1450
01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:01,181
[BARKS]

1451
01:13:01,281 --> 01:13:03,483
If you don't jump right as
the train gets to the bridge,

1452
01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:04,818
you'll miss the net.

1453
01:13:05,585 --> 01:13:07,821
Got it. It's getting close.

1454
01:13:07,921 --> 01:13:09,989
Have you considered
throwing a rope over a branch

1455
01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:12,250
and just swinging
onto the passing train instead?

1456
01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:13,126
You watch too much TV.

1457
01:13:13,193 --> 01:13:14,227
I've never watched TV.

1458
01:13:14,327 --> 01:13:16,629
Well, this way is much better
than your rope idea.

1459
01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:18,198
Better than the versatile,
reliable rope?

1460
01:13:18,298 --> 01:13:20,500
Look, I've studied the science.
I know what I'm doing.

1461
01:13:20,567 --> 01:13:22,936
And you think you can battle
these villains on your own?

1462
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,805
Oh yeah. I have a plan. Odie?

1463
01:13:26,339 --> 01:13:27,340
Make the order.

1464
01:13:27,407 --> 01:13:28,308
[YIPS]

1465
01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:30,243
[BEEPS]

1466
01:13:30,343 --> 01:13:31,978
Now get ready to fling me

1467
01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:34,114
in the direction
of that moving train.

1468
01:13:34,180 --> 01:13:35,215
[GRUNTS]

1469
01:13:39,853 --> 01:13:42,550
-Get ready.
-[HORN BLARING]

1470
01:13:42,956 --> 01:13:44,824
If I don't make it back...

1471
01:13:45,425 --> 01:13:47,527
tell my story. Now!

1472
01:13:49,529 --> 01:13:51,264
Roadkill! You're too high!
You're gonna miss it!

1473
01:13:51,364 --> 01:13:53,660
No, no, this is how you do it!

1474
01:13:53,166 --> 01:13:54,601
It's called
the ricochet approach!

1475
01:13:57,604 --> 01:13:59,673
Ooh! [LAUGHS WICKEDLY]

1476
01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:01,410
It won't be long now.

1477
01:14:01,174 --> 01:14:03,343
I can't tell you
how excited I am

1478
01:14:03,410 --> 01:14:04,978
for what's about to happen next.

1479
01:14:05,545 --> 01:14:07,280
[GRUNTING]

1480
01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:09,816
Dad! I'm here to rescue you!

1481
01:14:09,883 --> 01:14:10,884
No, no, no, Junior!

1482
01:14:10,984 --> 01:14:12,285
-Get outta here!
-I'm gonna untie you,

1483
01:14:12,385 --> 01:14:13,453
and we're gonna
jump off the train!

1484
01:14:13,553 --> 01:14:15,255
-No! Just leave me and go!
-I didn't come this far...

1485
01:14:15,355 --> 01:14:17,570
just to turn around,
let me untie you!

1486
01:14:17,157 --> 01:14:19,192
-You're ruining everything!
-[GASPS]

1487
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:21,361
Quick, this way!

1488
01:14:22,462 --> 01:14:25,365
[JINX YELLING]

1489
01:14:30,437 --> 01:14:33,206
Oh, you half-wit! Get them!

1490
01:14:34,174 --> 01:14:37,177
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1491
01:14:41,715 --> 01:14:43,183
[SNARLS]

1492
01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:45,952
[GRUNTING]

1493
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,555
[STRAINING]

1494
01:14:49,923 --> 01:14:52,225
[GRUNTING]

1495
01:14:55,328 --> 01:14:56,796
[BOTH GASPING]

1496
01:15:03,103 --> 01:15:04,738
The bridge is comin' up!

1497
01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:06,239
We gotta get to the caboose now!

1498
01:15:06,306 --> 01:15:08,241
-What? Why?
-Just follow my lead!

1499
01:15:09,743 --> 01:15:10,744
Wow!

1500
01:15:13,947 --> 01:15:16,149
-Ha! [LAUGHS]
-[BOTH GASP]

1501
01:15:18,251 --> 01:15:19,652
Oi, kitty cat!

1502
01:15:19,753 --> 01:15:22,756
Did you expect
to take us on all by yourself?

1503
01:15:22,822 --> 01:15:26,126
No. I brought... takeout.

1504
01:15:26,226 --> 01:15:27,694
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
-Huh?

1505
01:15:27,994 --> 01:15:29,162
Huh?

1506
01:15:36,102 --> 01:15:39,506
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1507
01:15:45,845 --> 01:15:46,680
[GRUNTS]

1508
01:15:51,818 --> 01:15:53,386
[GRUNTS]

1509
01:15:57,824 --> 01:15:59,993
[GRUNTING]

1510
01:16:03,563 --> 01:16:04,431
[HISSES]

1511
01:16:11,438 --> 01:16:12,505
Ah-ha!

1512
01:16:13,139 --> 01:16:14,174
[GRUNTS]

1513
01:16:14,274 --> 01:16:16,376
I never understood
the purpose of salad

1514
01:16:16,476 --> 01:16:18,311
until this exact moment!

1515
01:16:18,378 --> 01:16:20,647
[GRUNTING]

1516
01:16:21,214 --> 01:16:23,216
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
-[GASPS]

1517
01:16:25,885 --> 01:16:27,887
Go, go! Now!

1518
01:16:27,987 --> 01:16:29,122
Get after him!

1519
01:16:29,189 --> 01:16:30,924
[SNARLS]

1520
01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:33,727
[YELLS]

1521
01:16:34,294 --> 01:16:36,363
[GRUNTING]

1522
01:16:38,298 --> 01:16:39,466
[GROANS] Huh?

1523
01:16:41,568 --> 01:16:42,669
[CHUCKLES]

1524
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,140
Ow!

1525
01:16:50,777 --> 01:16:52,312
Yeah, in case
you were wonderin',

1526
01:16:52,379 --> 01:16:53,913
I do my own stunts.

1527
01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:55,150
Me...

1528
01:16:56,149 --> 01:16:57,350
and Tom Cruise.

1529
01:16:57,417 --> 01:16:59,185
[SNARLING]

1530
01:17:01,540 --> 01:17:02,722
Junior!

1531
01:17:02,789 --> 01:17:05,580
[GRUNTING]

1532
01:17:07,927 --> 01:17:09,620
[LAUGHS]

1533
01:17:09,162 --> 01:17:10,163
JINX: Stop him!

1534
01:17:10,230 --> 01:17:11,698
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1535
01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:28,515
[GASPING]

1536
01:17:30,650 --> 01:17:31,985
Now that's amazing!

1537
01:17:32,850 --> 01:17:33,386
I can't feel my tongue.

1538
01:17:33,453 --> 01:17:34,454
OTTO: Roadkill!

1539
01:17:34,554 --> 01:17:36,389
Are you at the caboose,
ready to jump?

1540
01:17:38,910 --> 01:17:39,125
[GASPS]

1541
01:17:42,429 --> 01:17:46,199
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1542
01:17:59,112 --> 01:18:00,480
Dad! Dad!

1543
01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:02,415
Jump, Junior! I'll catch you!

1544
01:18:02,482 --> 01:18:05,418
[YELLING]

1545
01:18:09,222 --> 01:18:10,490
[GRUNTS]

1546
01:18:11,758 --> 01:18:12,926
[GROWLING]

1547
01:18:15,962 --> 01:18:17,263
[BOTH GASP]

1548
01:18:20,934 --> 01:18:22,869
[HORN BLARING]

1549
01:18:25,305 --> 01:18:26,139
[GASPS]

1550
01:18:28,274 --> 01:18:29,642
What do we do now?

1551
01:18:29,709 --> 01:18:30,877
We do this!

1552
01:18:30,977 --> 01:18:32,946
[YELLING]

1553
01:18:33,113 --> 01:18:34,470
[GASPS]

1554
01:18:34,948 --> 01:18:35,949
See ya, everyone.

1555
01:18:41,210 --> 01:18:43,523
The net's too tight!

1556
01:18:43,623 --> 01:18:45,250
Roadkill, the net is too tight!

1557
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,126
I heard!

1558
01:18:46,459 --> 01:18:47,894
-[SHRIEKS]
-[YELLING]

1559
01:18:53,330 --> 01:18:55,135
Hello again, welcome back!

1560
01:18:55,468 --> 01:18:57,370
Now, where were we?

1561
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:04,310
[VIC GRUNTS]

1562
01:19:06,479 --> 01:19:07,881
No, no!
Don't throw them over just yet.

1563
01:19:07,981 --> 01:19:09,349
-No!
-[STRAINING]

1564
01:19:09,449 --> 01:19:11,384
I want to find the perfect place

1565
01:19:11,484 --> 01:19:13,887
for them
to make the biggest splat.

1566
01:19:14,554 --> 01:19:16,856
Hey, hey! Junior!
Junior, Junior.

1567
01:19:16,923 --> 01:19:19,920
Get ready! Almost there!

1568
01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:22,362
I'm sorry
my rescue didn't work out.

1569
01:19:22,495 --> 01:19:25,999
-No, you gave me another chance.
-[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1570
01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:27,667
That's all that matters.

1571
01:19:31,805 --> 01:19:34,474
Now, now! Drop them now!

1572
01:19:34,541 --> 01:19:35,408
Huh?

1573
01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:37,711
What are you waiting for?

1574
01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:42,682
Their love for one another
indicates that

1575
01:19:42,749 --> 01:19:44,818
despite their
current circumstance,

1576
01:19:44,884 --> 01:19:46,586
they are at peace.

1577
01:19:46,686 --> 01:19:49,823
-Because they are together.
-So?

1578
01:19:49,889 --> 01:19:52,392
If the point of your revenge
was to hurt them,

1579
01:19:52,492 --> 01:19:54,694
it has done the opposite.

1580
01:19:54,828 --> 01:19:56,529
It's actually textbook irony!

1581
01:19:56,596 --> 01:19:59,733
And we're no longer
comfortable with your plan.

1582
01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:00,767
[GRUNTS]

1583
01:20:00,867 --> 01:20:03,203
You two
are still as weak as you were

1584
01:20:03,269 --> 01:20:05,705
when I found you
sniveling in the pound.

1585
01:20:05,772 --> 01:20:07,941
"Ooh, no one will adopt us.

1586
01:20:08,410 --> 01:20:10,430
"I never grew into my folds.

1587
01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:12,445
"I hide behind them
because I'm socially awkward.

1588
01:20:12,545 --> 01:20:13,913
"Please, somebody love me

1589
01:20:14,470 --> 01:20:15,915
"even though I can't sit still
for more than ten seconds

1590
01:20:15,982 --> 01:20:18,218
and have the attention span
of a bloody goldfish!"

1591
01:20:18,752 --> 01:20:21,688
We did everything
you ever asked of us.

1592
01:20:21,755 --> 01:20:23,857
I even spoke
with this ridiculous accent

1593
01:20:23,923 --> 01:20:25,692
to make you feel more at home.

1594
01:20:25,759 --> 01:20:26,960
But no more!

1595
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:29,262
[NEW YORK ACCENT]
I'm New York, loud and proud!

1596
01:20:29,329 --> 01:20:31,564
I love myself the way I am

1597
01:20:31,631 --> 01:20:34,434
and I'm a big, brave, boy, baby!

1598
01:20:34,567 --> 01:20:37,237
And I've been
working on my attention span.

1599
01:20:37,303 --> 01:20:38,938
[GASPS] Is that
a hot air balloon?

1600
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,241
[GROANS] You two...

1601
01:20:41,641 --> 01:20:42,942
are...

1602
01:20:43,900 --> 01:20:44,277
Worthless!

1603
01:20:45,712 --> 01:20:48,882
[YELLING]

1604
01:20:48,948 --> 01:20:51,151
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

1605
01:20:51,651 --> 01:20:54,154
[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]

1606
01:20:54,621 --> 01:20:58,558
[ALL YELLING]

1607
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:10,970
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1608
01:21:15,108 --> 01:21:17,210
-[GRUNTS]
-[GASPS]

1609
01:21:21,381 --> 01:21:23,817
[ALL GASPING]

1610
01:21:23,917 --> 01:21:27,620
Might I just say as someone else
with a zaftig figure,

1611
01:21:27,687 --> 01:21:29,289
you have a beautiful body, sir.

1612
01:21:29,622 --> 01:21:30,824
[ALL GASP]

1613
01:21:30,990 --> 01:21:32,250
Oh, dear!

1614
01:21:32,125 --> 01:21:34,940
[ALL YELLING]

1615
01:21:35,995 --> 01:21:38,998
Rope. Versatile. Reliable.

1616
01:21:39,132 --> 01:21:40,567
There's something
about your cadence

1617
01:21:40,667 --> 01:21:42,102
that really throws me,
but thank you.

1618
01:21:42,535 --> 01:21:45,238
[JINX YELLING]

1619
01:21:45,705 --> 01:21:46,573
[JINX MEOWS]

1620
01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:49,843
[GRUNTS]

1621
01:21:50,430 --> 01:21:51,711
[STRAINING]

1622
01:21:51,878 --> 01:21:54,114
[LAUGHING]

1623
01:21:54,347 --> 01:21:55,348
Tee-hee!

1624
01:21:57,417 --> 01:22:00,420
Tossing me off the train?
Did not see that coming.

1625
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:02,220
Well, when you live in the wild,

1626
01:22:02,122 --> 01:22:04,157
you gotta keep your head
on a swivel.

1627
01:22:04,224 --> 01:22:05,725
Right.

1628
01:22:06,426 --> 01:22:09,662
It's basic Outdoor Cat 101.

1629
01:22:09,729 --> 01:22:11,731
And that had bird poop on it.

1630
01:22:12,232 --> 01:22:14,234
Hey. You good, Roadkill?

1631
01:22:15,969 --> 01:22:17,370
Not quite.

1632
01:22:17,137 --> 01:22:19,873
There's one last thing
to take care of.

1633
01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:21,141
Cut to...

1634
01:22:22,342 --> 01:22:23,977
[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]

1635
01:22:28,848 --> 01:22:31,584
GARFIELD: It was
a dark and foggy night.

1636
01:22:31,685 --> 01:22:36,289
The air was damp
and heavier than a broken heart.

1637
01:22:36,389 --> 01:22:38,391
On nights like this,
you can't swing a cat

1638
01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:40,760
without hittin' shady characters

1639
01:22:40,860 --> 01:22:43,897
makin' shady deals
all over town.

1640
01:22:46,599 --> 01:22:50,700
Oh, but this night
was going to be... different.

1641
01:22:50,203 --> 01:22:52,706
Justice was about to be served.

1642
01:22:52,772 --> 01:22:57,277
With a helping
of retribution on the side.

1643
01:22:57,377 --> 01:22:59,946
Is that... [CLEARS THROAT]
the package?

1644
01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:01,948
[ELECTRONICALLY ALTERED VOICE]
It is.

1645
01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:03,383
Then we have a deal.

1646
01:23:03,450 --> 01:23:04,751
[WHISTLES]

1647
01:23:08,488 --> 01:23:10,423
No one will come
looking for her?

1648
01:23:10,490 --> 01:23:12,726
Nope. I did what you said.

1649
01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:14,427
I burned her paperwork.

1650
01:23:14,494 --> 01:23:16,863
And then shredded it
and burned it some more.

1651
01:23:16,930 --> 01:23:19,599
It's like she never existed.

1652
01:23:20,330 --> 01:23:22,969
Except for the image of her face
on millions of dairy products.

1653
01:23:24,504 --> 01:23:26,720
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

1654
01:23:26,139 --> 01:23:27,340
[BELL DINGING]

1655
01:23:42,288 --> 01:23:43,590
[IN NORMAL VOICE] This...

1656
01:23:43,656 --> 01:23:45,580
[RASPY VOICE]
never happened.

1657
01:23:45,525 --> 01:23:46,526
Agreed.

1658
01:23:48,294 --> 01:23:51,631
-[GROWLS]
-Oh, save it, Cat Fancy.

1659
01:23:51,698 --> 01:23:53,266
I know you planned
the milk truck heist...

1660
01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:55,301
and then tried to throw those
innocent cats off a train

1661
01:23:55,368 --> 01:23:56,369
to cover it up.

1662
01:23:56,469 --> 01:23:58,371
The boys told me everything.

1663
01:23:58,471 --> 01:23:59,539
[GASPS]

1664
01:24:01,307 --> 01:24:02,375
Mmm-mmm-mmm.

1665
01:24:03,176 --> 01:24:04,778
[GROWLS]

1666
01:24:09,816 --> 01:24:11,184
Oh! [GASPS]

1667
01:24:14,854 --> 01:24:16,456
Otto! Oh!

1668
01:24:17,357 --> 01:24:20,930
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1669
01:24:22,295 --> 01:24:23,997
You are my day.

1670
01:24:24,564 --> 01:24:26,800
You are my night.

1671
01:24:28,968 --> 01:24:32,639
["LET'S GET IT ON" PLAYING]

1672
01:24:49,589 --> 01:24:53,193
[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]

1673
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:00,533
Uh...

1674
01:25:00,867 --> 01:25:03,603
[SIGHS] Well, this is us.

1675
01:25:04,304 --> 01:25:06,339
Right. You're home.

1676
01:25:09,342 --> 01:25:11,511
-Hey, listen, I'm sorry.
-I just want to say I'm sorry.

1677
01:25:12,412 --> 01:25:14,140
What are you sorry for?

1678
01:25:17,417 --> 01:25:18,785
For misjudging you.

1679
01:25:19,252 --> 01:25:20,253
Oh.

1680
01:25:20,854 --> 01:25:23,223
Well. Thanks.

1681
01:25:23,923 --> 01:25:25,892
Well, I just wanted to
apologize to you for...

1682
01:25:25,959 --> 01:25:29,229
Everything bad that happened
to us the last three days?

1683
01:25:29,329 --> 01:25:31,970
You know, you had your hand in

1684
01:25:31,197 --> 01:25:33,266
a few bad decisions
back there too, but...

1685
01:25:34,367 --> 01:25:35,435
[SIGHS]

1686
01:25:35,535 --> 01:25:38,380
yeah, I'm sorry for
dragging you into my world.

1687
01:25:38,571 --> 01:25:40,607
This is where you belong,

1688
01:25:40,707 --> 01:25:42,742
here with Jon and...

1689
01:25:42,809 --> 01:25:44,711
What's your name again? Odor?

1690
01:25:44,778 --> 01:25:46,813
Huh? [SNARLS]

1691
01:25:47,447 --> 01:25:48,648
[YIPS]

1692
01:25:49,582 --> 01:25:52,752
-So... uh, yeah, I should go.
-Yeah, yeah.

1693
01:25:52,886 --> 01:25:54,521
I mean, unless...
you'd want to come in?

1694
01:25:54,587 --> 01:25:56,189
Nah. No, no.
I don't think that would work.

1695
01:25:56,256 --> 01:25:59,590
-You know, I'm an outdoor cat.
-Right. Sure. Sure.

1696
01:25:59,192 --> 01:26:01,661
-No, I just... I figured that...
-No, no, no, I get it.

1697
01:26:01,761 --> 01:26:02,896
But, you know what?

1698
01:26:02,962 --> 01:26:06,266
I got this thing on the other
side of town I gotta go do so...

1699
01:26:06,366 --> 01:26:08,101
No. I'm very busy too. Yeah.

1700
01:26:09,836 --> 01:26:10,904
See you around then?

1701
01:26:11,571 --> 01:26:12,605
You know where to find me.

1702
01:26:12,672 --> 01:26:14,474
-In the kitchen.
-[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

1703
01:26:15,241 --> 01:26:18,411
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]

1704
01:26:18,478 --> 01:26:19,779
Well, take care.

1705
01:26:21,414 --> 01:26:22,415
And remember,

1706
01:26:22,482 --> 01:26:24,551
[IMITATING OTTO]
"stay out of the pinecone."

1707
01:26:24,617 --> 01:26:26,190
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

1708
01:26:27,220 --> 01:26:28,788
[BARKS AND GRUNTS]

1709
01:26:28,855 --> 01:26:31,624
What? You heard him.
It's for the best.

1710
01:26:31,691 --> 01:26:32,926
Mmm-mmm.

1711
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:36,329
-[GASPS AND GRUNTS]
-[YIPS]

1712
01:26:37,300 --> 01:26:38,164
[JON GASPS]

1713
01:26:38,264 --> 01:26:40,667
You're back?
What is going on? Are you okay?

1714
01:26:40,767 --> 01:26:42,100
I was so worried!

1715
01:26:42,102 --> 01:26:43,636
You know, I was gonna
add more locks to the door,

1716
01:26:43,703 --> 01:26:45,705
you know, try to keep you in,
but then I thought, "Well,

1717
01:26:45,805 --> 01:26:47,507
"what if they wanted
to be outdoor pets?"

1718
01:26:47,607 --> 01:26:49,309
Do you wanna be free-range?

1719
01:26:49,409 --> 01:26:50,243
[BOTH GRUNT]

1720
01:26:50,310 --> 01:26:52,312
I really missed you guys.
And I gotta say...

1721
01:26:52,412 --> 01:26:55,248
it's great to be together again,
the whole entire family.

1722
01:26:55,315 --> 01:26:57,717
You have no idea what the last
few days have been like.

1723
01:26:57,817 --> 01:26:59,520
Phone calls,
and hold times and tears.

1724
01:26:59,152 --> 01:26:59,986
-[YIPS]
-And more tears.

1725
01:27:00,530 --> 01:27:01,888
Don't give me that,
I asked him to stay.

1726
01:27:01,988 --> 01:27:04,240
-Mmm-mmm!
-He wanted to leave!

1727
01:27:04,124 --> 01:27:05,625
You heard him,
he said he had to...

1728
01:27:05,692 --> 01:27:06,893
-[GROWLS]
-Well, I...

1729
01:27:08,610 --> 01:27:09,629
-A family should consist...
-Fine. I'll be right back!

1730
01:27:09,763 --> 01:27:11,698
Wait, wait, what?

1731
01:27:11,831 --> 01:27:14,701
Ah! Am I using trigger words
that I'm not aware of?

1732
01:27:22,509 --> 01:27:25,478
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]

1733
01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:35,522
[GASPS]

1734
01:27:35,622 --> 01:27:38,525
[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]

1735
01:27:47,367 --> 01:27:51,204
So, you coming in or do we have
to bring food up there to you?

1736
01:27:56,209 --> 01:27:57,677
I'll come to you.

1737
01:27:57,811 --> 01:28:00,113
I just need to finish
something up here.

1738
01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:11,240
[EXHILARATING
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1739
01:28:15,228 --> 01:28:19,990
You know, those notches
show how much you love me.

1740
01:28:19,499 --> 01:28:21,434
Is that
what you think they mean?

1741
01:28:21,534 --> 01:28:22,602
Yeah.

1742
01:28:22,702 --> 01:28:24,370
Nah, I was just counting

1743
01:28:24,104 --> 01:28:26,306
how many slices of lasagna
you ate.

1744
01:28:26,406 --> 01:28:29,442
[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1745
01:28:31,378 --> 01:28:33,313
GARFIELD: My medium
is cuisine...

1746
01:28:33,413 --> 01:28:36,716
my colors are flavors...

1747
01:28:36,916 --> 01:28:40,453
my palette is my palate...
if you will.

1748
01:28:40,553 --> 01:28:42,550
[SNIFFS] Ah!

1749
01:28:42,722 --> 01:28:43,556
[DINGS]

1750
01:28:48,762 --> 01:28:50,330
Dinner is served!

1751
01:28:55,535 --> 01:28:58,138
Wow, son,
I didn't know you could cook.

1752
01:28:58,238 --> 01:29:00,640
Ah, yes, pasta
is my paint, and...

1753
01:29:00,740 --> 01:29:03,610
the dinner plate
my... [GRUNTS] canvas.

1754
01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:06,790
Oh! That's where that went.

1755
01:29:14,954 --> 01:29:16,923
I've had worse. [LAUGHS]

1756
01:29:22,562 --> 01:29:24,300
Thank you, Garfield.

1757
01:29:26,566 --> 01:29:28,101
[MUNCHING]

1758
01:29:28,168 --> 01:29:30,470
Is he gonna be coming around
for dinner often?

1759
01:29:30,570 --> 01:29:33,390
Yeah, he's family.

1760
01:29:33,273 --> 01:29:34,441
[BARKS]

1761
01:29:36,176 --> 01:29:37,277
-[ALL LAUGH]
-[PHONE BEEPS]

1762
01:29:38,178 --> 01:29:40,113
What?
Why do I have a takeout bill

1763
01:29:40,180 --> 01:29:42,480
for 6,000 drone deliveries?

1764
01:29:43,383 --> 01:29:44,451
Shh!

1765
01:29:44,517 --> 01:29:46,786
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

1766
01:29:53,827 --> 01:29:55,795
[BEEPING]

1767
01:30:08,508 --> 01:30:09,376
[BELL DINGS]

1768
01:30:24,491 --> 01:30:26,159
[ODIE WHOOPS]

1769
01:30:28,528 --> 01:30:29,729
[SHRIEKING]

1770
01:31:09,903 --> 01:31:12,706
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

1771
01:33:11,558 --> 01:33:16,496
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]

1772
01:34:03,943 --> 01:34:07,347
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

1773
01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:41,935
[MUSIC ENDS]

1774
01:36:43,737 --> 01:36:46,840
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

1775
01:36:50,610 --> 01:36:55,480
JINX: [SINGING] This is
just what I had planned

1776
01:36:55,115 --> 01:36:57,717
Though I'm thrilled to meet you

1777
01:36:57,851 --> 01:37:02,550
I'm just a minx of English brand

1778
01:37:02,122 --> 01:37:04,624
Dreamed of the cat show

1779
01:37:04,724 --> 01:37:06,326
'Til one night in the street

1780
01:37:06,426 --> 01:37:08,128
'Twas my chance I would meet

1781
01:37:08,228 --> 01:37:09,696
A meow so discreet

1782
01:37:09,763 --> 01:37:12,732
We had the world on a string

1783
01:37:13,266 --> 01:37:17,871
'Til he cut town
and left me empty-handed

1784
01:37:17,937 --> 01:37:20,740
[MEOWS]

1785
01:37:20,940 --> 01:37:22,475
I'm back

1786
01:37:22,575 --> 01:37:24,644
And I'm on the prowl

1787
01:37:24,744 --> 01:37:27,781
Revenge would taste
so sweet right now

1788
01:37:27,881 --> 01:37:28,882
-I'm back
-CHORUS: She's back

1789
01:37:30,160 --> 01:37:31,651
JINX: It's time for war

1790
01:37:31,751 --> 01:37:35,488
Watch me scratch, hear me roar

1791
01:37:35,588 --> 01:37:37,190
CHORUS: She's a cat on the prowl

1792
01:37:37,290 --> 01:37:38,958
Got a mighty meow

1793
01:37:39,250 --> 01:37:40,593
She's the queen of the streets

1794
01:37:40,660 --> 01:37:43,263
Her name is Jinx

1795
01:37:43,363 --> 01:37:44,664
JINX: That's me

1796
01:37:44,764 --> 01:37:47,600
I'm back

1797
01:37:48,468 --> 01:37:51,771
I can't believe
he double-crossed me

1798
01:37:52,305 --> 01:37:55,175
That really was so mean

1799
01:37:55,775 --> 01:37:57,744
We were friends from the start

1800
01:37:57,811 --> 01:37:59,979
A real work of art

1801
01:38:00,460 --> 01:38:04,217
The thickest of feline thieves

1802
01:38:04,317 --> 01:38:05,919
He came up with a scheme

1803
01:38:05,985 --> 01:38:08,121
To steal all the cream

1804
01:38:08,188 --> 01:38:11,825
But I was the only one caught

1805
01:38:11,925 --> 01:38:13,693
I was locked in a cage

1806
01:38:13,793 --> 01:38:15,995
Where my heart filled with rage

1807
01:38:16,129 --> 01:38:18,998
And I developed
this maniacal scream

1808
01:38:19,990 --> 01:38:22,202
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

1809
01:38:22,302 --> 01:38:23,303
ROLAND: Ay, yo.

1810
01:38:23,370 --> 01:38:24,838
It's doggy-diggity-
diggity-diggity-D

1811
01:38:24,938 --> 01:38:26,706
I'm bringing the
biggity-biggity-biggity-beats

1812
01:38:26,806 --> 01:38:29,420
-Don't you...
-JINX: No, no, no. Shush.

1813
01:38:29,142 --> 01:38:30,543
In case you hadn't noticed...

1814
01:38:30,643 --> 01:38:34,214
I'm back and I'm on the prowl

1815
01:38:34,314 --> 01:38:37,317
Revenge would taste
so sweet right now

1816
01:38:37,417 --> 01:38:39,419
-Well, I'm back
-CHORUS: She's back

1817
01:38:39,519 --> 01:38:41,254
JINX: And it's time for war

1818
01:38:41,354 --> 01:38:45,158
Watch me scratch, hear me roar

1819
01:38:45,225 --> 01:38:46,860
CHORUS: She's a cat on the prowl

1820
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:48,661
Got a mighty meow

1821
01:38:48,728 --> 01:38:50,163
She's the queen of the streets

1822
01:38:50,230 --> 01:38:52,866
-My name is Jinx
-Her name is Jinx

1823
01:38:52,966 --> 01:38:54,334
JINX: That's me

1824
01:38:54,734 --> 01:38:57,170
-I'm back
-She's back, she's back

1825
01:38:57,237 --> 01:38:58,838
JINX: I'm a cat on the prowl

1826
01:38:58,972 --> 01:39:00,440
CHORUS: She's back, she's back

1827
01:39:00,540 --> 01:39:02,275
JINX: A mighty meow

1828
01:39:02,375 --> 01:39:03,443
CHORUS: She's back

1829
01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:06,579
Her name is Jinx

1830
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:07,881
JINX: That's me

1831
01:39:08,248 --> 01:39:12,520
I'm back

1832
01:39:12,152 --> 01:39:14,287
She's biggity, biggity,
biggity, bigitty back

1833
01:39:14,387 --> 01:39:15,855
I'm back

1834
01:39:17,230 --> 01:39:21,928
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

