1 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,230 Two cappuccinos, two bacon sarnies, Mick. 2 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,332 Keep the change. 3 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:15,101 Funny, eh? Don't think I've ever seen you with cash in your hand. 4 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:16,636 -There he is! -Oi, oi! 5 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:17,804 What time do you call this? 6 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,673 What are you boys orderin'? Whoa! 7 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:24,244 Three. Three of everything, Mick! 8 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,913 You didn't wait for me coming up the dyke, did ya? 9 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,282 Cheers, mate. 10 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:36,220 Cup of tea and four sugars, please. 11 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,266 You've gained a bit of weight, Harold? 12 00:02:58,445 --> 00:02:59,813 All right, dear? 13 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:01,548 Yeah. 14 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:04,851 How you doin'? 15 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,635 Edith! 16 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,471 There you are. 17 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,539 Where did you think I'd be? 18 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,975 I hadn't seen you for days. 19 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:30,760 What? 20 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,120 I thought you were dead. 21 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:35,248 Morning, Bernie. Nice walk? 22 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:23,263 Hey, did you happen to see... 23 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,799 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your horses. 24 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,701 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 25 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,804 Only I haven't got my face on. 26 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:34,700 -I've seen it without. -1973. 27 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,476 It's not happening again. 28 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:38,645 He's only gone and gotten a big bar. 29 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:41,414 - Ooh. - He had a load of new gear in. 30 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,316 Black Forest gâteau, he's got. 31 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,419 We can't have that, of course, because it's German. 32 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:47,721 Oh, Bernie! 33 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:52,250 Well, if you wanna flog chocolate bars, don't start a bloody world war. 34 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,428 Okay, it's safe. You can come in. 35 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,281 Right. Soon as we've had some grub, 36 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,284 I'll take you for a spin along the front. 37 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,588 When we get back, we'll play a bit of whist, 38 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,824 and I think they've got a male stripper for you. 39 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:25,959 What? 40 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:29,290 I made that last bit up. 41 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:34,467 You all right? 42 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:35,535 No, I'm not. 43 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,304 I'm bloomin' old. 44 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:39,839 Oof! 45 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:47,380 -Here you go. -Oh! Thank you. 46 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,690 Bernie, what's that? 47 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,250 Oh, you've seen it? 48 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,695 It's Torremolinos. 49 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,290 Well, I know that. 50 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:04,531 What's it doing there? 51 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:07,634 It was a happy holiday. Do you remember the donkey? 52 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,936 His name was Pedro. 53 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,404 And he took a real shine to you. 54 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:15,108 His name was Manuel, the donkey. 55 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,510 Pedro was the owner. 56 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:21,810 And he it was who took a shine to me. 57 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,382 Ah! 58 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,653 Come in, unless you're bailiffs. 59 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,900 Did they put something in your tea in that caff this morning? 60 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,426 Hey, Rene. How you doin'? 61 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,495 Oh, very well, thank you, Judith. 62 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,640 Well, it's good timing. I've just made some tea. You want a cup? 63 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,600 Oh, I'd love one, Bernie, but we got an inspection. 64 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,235 Ooh. 65 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,703 You can't say I didn't make you an offer. 66 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:46,439 Now, what can we do you for? 67 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,675 I rang them straightaway. 68 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,111 I'm really sorry, Bernie. 69 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,679 We left it too late. 70 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,416 Left what? What are you on about? 71 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,850 The trip to the beaches. D-Day. 72 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:01,454 Bernie? 73 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,126 Well, I... I'm sorry. It's my fault. 74 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,328 I should've got more organized. 75 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,698 They do a very good show here. 76 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,635 I'll go there instead, eh? 77 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:18,571 Thank you for tryin'. 78 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:21,775 - Yes, thank you, Judith. - No probs. 79 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,543 - Bye. - See you later. 80 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:31,951 Right. 81 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,319 Brew. 82 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,889 Then beach, eh? 83 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,125 We're lucky to get a sunny day. 84 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,512 -Oh! -Hello, love. 85 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,150 -You all right? -Fine. 86 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,720 I... I didn't disturb you, did I? 87 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,489 Oh, no, no. 88 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,190 -I was awake. -Oh. 89 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,493 Takin' me pills. 90 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,162 Oh, now what are you grabbing out of there? 91 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,498 No, I... I'm putting it back. 92 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:52,999 -Oh. -Yeah. 93 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:54,868 I'll do the rest in the morning. 94 00:08:56,836 --> 00:09:00,240 Can't seem to, uh... settle. 95 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,109 I should have had a run. 96 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,644 Just go. 97 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:07,514 To France? 98 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,182 Why not? 99 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,852 Well, you can't. They make it up into one big trip. 100 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,421 That's the way they set it all up. 101 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:15,755 You can't do it on your own. 102 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,457 But you would. 103 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,660 I couldn't leave all on your own. 104 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,562 But I'm not on my own. 105 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:25,980 -I've got nurses around me all day-- -That... that's not the point. 106 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,568 Your health has not been great lately. 107 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:33,306 And now is no time for me to go charging off for an adventure. 108 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,646 Unless you have to. 109 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,758 That's okay. 110 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,564 - Thank you. - Adele! 111 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,833 Bernie. 112 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,803 Early walk this morning? 113 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,104 Yes. 114 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,373 See you later. 115 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,478 Yeah. See ya later. Mmm... 116 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,868 Blimey! 117 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,774 Shut up. 118 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:51,237 This is the final call for the 8:15 sailing to Ouistreham. 119 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:55,108 All p***engers, please, the 8:15. This is your final call. 120 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,519 P&O Ferries would like to extend a warm welcome 121 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,689 to all veterans and their families traveling to-- 122 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,420 Are you lost, sir? Would you like a ride? 123 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,711 Oh, don't mind if I do. 124 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,718 I'm a veteran myself, actually, helping out for the weekend. 125 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,820 - Keeps me out of mischief. - Yeah. 126 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,490 So it is all right if I have a little look at your ticket? 127 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,558 Here you are. 128 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,828 So, wait, so you're standing the whole way? 129 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,130 -Yeah. -You don't have a seat? 130 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,398 I couldn't get a seat. 131 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,835 Well, in that case, I suggest you get hammered at the bar. 132 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,204 That's a good idea. 133 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,700 - Yeah, get legless, like me! - Oh? 134 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,743 Yeah, I trod on a mine in Helmand five years ago. 135 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,879 -What? You trod on a mine? -I've only had the new peg six months. 136 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,415 -Blimey! -Who were you with, by the way? 137 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,840 Royal Navy. Leading Seaman. 138 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:15,550 -Yeah. -Sparks. Bernard Jordan. 139 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,728 - Jam? - Sorry? 140 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,960 Do you fancy a bit of jam? 141 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,899 Ooh, yes, please! 142 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,668 How are you gettin' on? With both of you being in here? 143 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,400 - You got enough space? - Well, I have. 144 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:33,600 But then, I'm tidy. 145 00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:35,942 Just look at the mess he's left down there. 146 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,311 Oh, thank you. 147 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,447 I still think he shouldn't have done it. 148 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,516 I have to be here because of the nursing, 149 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:47,620 but... he could've stayed in the house for a little bit longer. 150 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,922 He misses ya! 151 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,590 -Oh. -Well, he told me. 152 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,758 Mmm-hmm. 153 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,526 Where is he, anyway? 154 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,396 -Sorry? -Bernie? 155 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,531 Oh! 156 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,600 He's out. 157 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:06,806 Ooh, my! How delicious. Mmm. 158 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,142 Okay, that's you done. 159 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,979 -You've got your dosette box for later. -Uh-huh. 160 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,482 I... am out of here. 161 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,484 Okey-dokey. 162 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,755 - See you later, Rene. - Bye for now. 163 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,807 -You all right there? -Yeah. 164 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,776 This way. Yes, thank you. 165 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,649 The ceremony is tomorrow and... 166 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:56,189 We're gonna hang out The washing on the Siegfried Line 167 00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:01,828 If the Siegfried Line's still there 168 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:06,332 Mother dear, I'm writing you From somewhere in France 169 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,670 Hoping this finds you well 170 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:16,176 Sergeant says I'm doing fine A soldier and a half 171 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:20,880 Here's a song that we'll all sing It'll make laugh 172 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,317 Pa-ra-ra, pa-ra-ra Pa-ra-ra, pa-pa, pa-pa 173 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:29,489 We're gonna hang out The washing on the Siegfried Line 174 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:34,627 Have you any dirty washing Mother dear? 175 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,798 As we've nothing more to say, let's have one more round of applause 176 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:43,470 for Lizzy Lou, Annie Daisy and Lady Jane, The Candy Girls. 177 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,658 You all right? 178 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,561 I... I'm sorry, I didn't mean... 179 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,698 Man should be able to do... Well, certain things in... in peace. 180 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:14,701 I... I was worried. You... you seemed in a spot of bother. 181 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,400 No, no, I'm... I'm okay. 182 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,774 I ain't got me sea legs yet. 183 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,676 And I'm ex-Navy! 184 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,513 Sure. Arthur. Arthur Howard-Johnson. 185 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,140 It's a bit of a mouthful, I know. 186 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,417 Bernie. Bernie Jordan. Pleased to meet ya. 187 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,190 Would you like another? I was just going to the bar. 188 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,756 Unless you want to get out onto the deck, do you? With the rest? 189 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,693 Uh... no, no. No, thanks. 190 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,728 But okay. 191 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,445 Oh... 192 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:14,928 Not you... Definitely not you. 193 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,465 Ooh! 194 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,401 Fifi. 195 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,142 Oh, my word. Look at you! 196 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,111 Marvelous! 197 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,680 Hang on. 198 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,650 Fifi, you've help me find it. 199 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,754 Oh, you are a wonder and a wiz. 200 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,290 Here we go. 201 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,373 Oh! Oh! 202 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:39,450 Come on! On the double! It's like a graveyard in here, Mr. Slow. 203 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,148 Too slow? Too slow? You cheeky bugger! 204 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,250 Come on, boys! 205 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,270 Come on! 206 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,733 Whoa! 207 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,702 Woo-hoo! 208 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,450 -I wanna take you somewhere. -Oh, yeah? 209 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,520 I mean, only if you wanna. 210 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,550 -It was just this place-- -You know, uh... 211 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,920 I'd go anywhere with you. 212 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,461 Anywhere at all. 213 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:52,986 Hold on. 214 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,727 Come in. 215 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,664 Bloody hell. You been burgled? 216 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:08,680 All this stuff everywhere, which is a trip hazard, actually. 217 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,903 You should really clear that all away. 218 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,806 Somebody got out of bed on the wrong side this morning. 219 00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:16,276 If she was in bed at all. 220 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,779 You've got very dark circles under your eyes. 221 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:23,616 Tea downstairs tonight, or up here? 222 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,785 -Up here. -Same for Bernie? 223 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,957 Well, now... Mmm, I don't know because he's not back yet. 224 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,194 -Really? -Mmm. 225 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:38,665 Well, tell him to ring down, will ya? Once he's decided. 226 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,500 Will do, will do. 227 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:44,471 Well, then, Rene, I've got to get round to the rest. 228 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,440 -Oof! -You all right, Rene? 229 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:57,500 Oh, it's... nothing. Just a twinge. Oof! 230 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,686 Sit down, you shouldn't be standin'. 231 00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:05,658 I'm all right. 232 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,727 I've got pills and more pills. 233 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:11,898 The doctor, he... He's on his rounds. I... I'll go get him. 234 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,367 Adele, you're panicking! 235 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:18,872 Thank you. 236 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,883 So, who have you come with, Bernie? An ***ociation or... 237 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,153 No, no. I'm on me own. 238 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:35,555 It was, uh... a bit late. 239 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:40,260 I told you I was Navy. 240 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,195 You never said a word. 241 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,765 Oh, RAF. Bomber Command. 242 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:50,337 I was in Halifax, towing the gliders over, poor buggers. 243 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,406 And then straight back to the day job of bombing Caen. 244 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,211 I came across four times in the end, and flattened it. 245 00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:01,881 I could never have gone that high. I get giddy in the top of a bus. 246 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,853 Well, up there was a damn sight safer than down where you were. 247 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,900 What about afterwards? What did you do then? 248 00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:13,727 I was a schoolmaster at one of England's finest public schools. 249 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,962 -Can you believe? -Oh, I can believe you. 250 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,980 With your accent, you could cut gl***. 251 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,569 How many times have you been to France? 252 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:25,372 No, this is... this is my first go, as a matter of fact. 253 00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:27,240 Oh. 254 00:23:38,318 --> 00:23:40,954 Actually, if you'll excuse me? 255 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:45,425 I think I need to indulge in another of the indignities of old age. 256 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:46,760 Oh. 257 00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:03,777 It's fine. 258 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:05,578 It's angina. 259 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:08,181 - Oh. - We know you get that. 260 00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:12,952 The pain's all gone. I feel like a fraud. 261 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:16,322 Rene, I'm gonna prescribe you some glycerin pills. 262 00:24:16,423 --> 00:24:17,590 If you get any more discomfort, 263 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:20,930 slip one under your tongue and let it dissolve, okay? 264 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,594 Fine. 265 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,363 If you're worried, get someone to call me. 266 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:31,538 You mustn't overdo it, Rene. 267 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:36,209 With respect, Doctor, a couple of weeks ago 268 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:40,814 you were telling me to make the most of my time. 269 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,449 That was you, wasn't it? 270 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,820 -Of course. -Mmm-hmm. 271 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:49,489 I understand. 272 00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:51,191 Thank you. 273 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:55,328 I tried the café on the front, the... the shop on Lansdowne. 274 00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:57,630 The Red Lion. Nobody's seen him. 275 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,231 So where is he? 276 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:01,167 He's almost 90. He can't have gone far. 277 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:02,569 -You talkin' about Bernie? -Yeah. 278 00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:05,672 He's gonna wanna be with her if she's not feeling well. 279 00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:08,800 But he's disappeared off the face of the Earth. 280 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:09,750 He's in Brighton. 281 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:12,645 -What? -That's where he was headed. 282 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:15,648 Out of Hove and... when I bumped into him. 283 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,150 You bumped into him? 284 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:19,185 -Yeah. -At what time? 285 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,321 Quarter to 6:00, about. 286 00:25:21,755 --> 00:25:25,158 Quarter to 6:00? And you didn't think to say anything until now? 287 00:25:25,225 --> 00:25:27,694 I didn't know you was lookin' for him until now, did I? 288 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,564 Oh! How is she doing, Doctor? Is everything okay? 289 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:34,200 Yeah. She's resting. 290 00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:37,700 And she ought to take it easy for the next couple of days. 291 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:42,420 -Keep an eye on that, will you? -Mmm-hmm. 292 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,544 Good. In which case I better get back to the others. 293 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:49,115 Martin... Bernie, no mention, okay? 294 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,419 The last thing Rene needs now is any extra stress. 295 00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:54,554 Oh, and you, come with me. 296 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,900 -Where we goin'? -To follow protocol. 297 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,360 Come on. 298 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,158 Jordan! 299 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,259 Jordan! 300 00:26:34,294 --> 00:26:35,662 Jordan! 301 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:54,147 We've reached Calais. 302 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,785 I'm joking, I'm joking. 303 00:26:58,852 --> 00:26:59,919 Come on. 304 00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:05,759 We'll fight 'em on the beaches. 305 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:15,669 There you are! 306 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:20,607 -Oh, sorry, Arthur-- -No, no, it's fine. Honestly. 307 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:23,877 I've just been hanging onto this. It's all your worldly. 308 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:27,313 Listen, do you have anywhere to stay over here? 309 00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:29,816 -No. -No, no, it's fine. Honestly. 310 00:27:29,883 --> 00:27:32,819 That's why I'm asking. You could tag along with us. 311 00:27:32,886 --> 00:27:36,322 That's my lot over there. It would be no bother at all. 312 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:38,692 That's very kind of you, but cash-wise-- 313 00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:41,828 We've got loads of room on the coach and I'm on a twin that's already paid for, 314 00:27:41,895 --> 00:27:43,563 so you wouldn't have to spend a penny. 315 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:47,133 And any case, I think I wouldn't mind a bit of company, Bernie, 316 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,837 if I'm... if I'm honest. If... if that's all right with you? 317 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,730 Thank you very much. 318 00:27:53,907 --> 00:27:56,209 Come on, let's get out of here. 319 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:03,483 I'm sure he's okay. It's just after nine hours, we have to... You know. 320 00:28:03,550 --> 00:28:05,518 No, no, no. You done the right thing. 321 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:10,890 I'll... I'll get these details circulated and... we'll issue a tweet as well. 322 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,260 They can... they can be very effective. 323 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:15,762 We've got the photo, that's the key thing. 324 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:19,566 I'll get this out to the patrols. Perhaps I'll give the hospital a call? 325 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:21,901 You know, just so they're in the loop. 326 00:28:22,502 --> 00:28:24,404 You know, just in case. 327 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:39,386 Rene? 328 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:41,621 Rene? 329 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:45,925 Rene! 330 00:28:46,626 --> 00:28:48,128 Here. 331 00:28:49,763 --> 00:28:50,764 Where were ya? 332 00:28:50,864 --> 00:28:56,469 Under the bed looking for something and I found it. Pressing. 333 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,204 What? 334 00:28:58,271 --> 00:29:00,807 It's a flowerhead, I've pressed it. 335 00:29:01,441 --> 00:29:03,309 You're supposed to be taking it easy, not rummaging around. 336 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:04,978 Give over, I'm fine. 337 00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:08,615 I'm just tryin' to keep my eye on the ball at all times. 338 00:29:08,715 --> 00:29:10,950 Very good. Very, very good. 339 00:29:11,510 --> 00:29:13,987 -In any case, I bought you something. -Ooh. 340 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:17,590 Fish and chips. 341 00:29:17,657 --> 00:29:20,493 Oh, Adele! 342 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:23,963 That's so lovely. 343 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:28,601 Where's Bernie's? Will Martin bring his up later? 344 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:35,408 Oh, your face, lovely. Your face! 345 00:29:35,809 --> 00:29:37,677 I'm pulling your leg. 346 00:29:38,311 --> 00:29:40,246 Bernie! Oh... 347 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,582 He's gone AWOL. 348 00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:46,190 Well, everybody knows, but nobody's talking about it, 349 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:48,321 'cause they're afraid it will finish me off. 350 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:50,757 I haven't said anything about it either 351 00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:56,129 because I want to make sure he has enough time to get there. 352 00:29:57,764 --> 00:29:59,766 To get where? Where is he? 353 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,267 He's in France. 354 00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:02,669 Well, what the bloody hell is he doing there? 355 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:07,974 He is attending the D-Day commemorations. 356 00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:09,776 But that was full, there was no room on the trip. 357 00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:12,212 Ah, but he made his own way. 358 00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:13,847 -At 90? -Mmm-hmm. 359 00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:15,348 All the way across the Channel? 360 00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:17,217 Well, he has done it before. 361 00:30:17,617 --> 00:30:20,286 Only then, of course, they were shooting at him. 362 00:30:20,353 --> 00:30:21,488 I do not believe this. 363 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:25,325 I've been feeling so guilty that I didn't check in the morning that... 364 00:30:25,392 --> 00:30:27,827 I even bought you a large fish, Rene. 365 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,529 That's how bad I was feeling. 366 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:30,630 Oh... 367 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:36,469 Hey-ho. 368 00:30:39,472 --> 00:30:40,306 Mmm... 369 00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:43,343 Yeah, go ahead, Vicky. 370 00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:46,246 He's okay, he's safe. 371 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:50,160 The station's just been on, he's in France. 372 00:30:50,830 --> 00:30:51,484 What? 373 00:30:51,551 --> 00:30:52,552 He's in France. 374 00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:56,923 He's a D-Day veteran, apparently. 375 00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:00,160 Couldn't get himself on the trip, so he just legged it over there on his own. 376 00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:01,895 Except he never bothered telling anyone. 377 00:31:01,995 --> 00:31:03,229 Good lad. 378 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:04,831 Life in the old dog yet, eh? 379 00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:08,401 Oh, Sarge wants me to tweet a stand down. What shall I put? 380 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:10,700 Well, that. He's a war hero, 381 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:11,604 wanted to do the right thing, only he couldn't, 382 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:14,841 so he did a runner instead from his old folks' home. 383 00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:17,711 Hashtag, "The Great Escaper." 384 00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:46,720 That's me done. 385 00:31:52,712 --> 00:31:55,148 There's an organized trip going off from here 386 00:31:55,248 --> 00:32:00,530 to a, uh, museum or some exhibition, if you fancy that. 387 00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:03,490 No, I'm taking a walk on the beach. 388 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,891 -Oh. -Yeah. 389 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:07,794 -To Sword, right? -Yeah. 390 00:32:08,461 --> 00:32:09,729 I'll let you know. 391 00:32:09,796 --> 00:32:12,432 Great. See you later, then. 392 00:32:12,499 --> 00:32:13,933 I'll see you then. 393 00:32:15,802 --> 00:32:17,570 Bonjour. 394 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:30,650 Cheers. 395 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:32,739 Hey, mate, we can't land in this, can we? 396 00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:35,742 What the bloody hell are you asking me for, huh? 397 00:34:35,809 --> 00:34:38,478 Well, 'cause you've been here before, ain't ya? 398 00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:41,470 Move it! Move, move! 399 00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:42,248 You know, with the first lot. 400 00:34:43,717 --> 00:34:44,884 How's it gone? 401 00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:53,426 Piece of piss. 402 00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:56,796 -We went off like clockwork. -Yeah. 403 00:34:56,896 --> 00:34:59,733 - Incoming! - They do plan these things, you know? 404 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:01,901 Move, move! 405 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:04,104 Move it! 406 00:35:13,513 --> 00:35:15,181 Monsieur. 407 00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:18,818 -Oh. -Monsieur? 408 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:21,421 Uh? What? 409 00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:24,524 Merci, Monsieur. Merci. 410 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:27,293 All right. Merci. 411 00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:32,980 Bernie! Bernie! 412 00:35:32,165 --> 00:35:33,633 Over here! 413 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,303 Come on in. 414 00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:45,378 -Ça va bien, Monsieur? -Merci. 415 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,648 So how did you get on? Okay? 416 00:35:49,516 --> 00:35:50,517 Fine. 417 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,788 Of course. 418 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:56,690 Well, you're here now. 419 00:35:57,824 --> 00:35:59,250 Have a drink. 420 00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:02,896 Oh, uh... our American friend, 421 00:36:03,563 --> 00:36:05,965 Marshall... rather fitting, 422 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:11,204 has kindly offered to provide the whole table with wine for the entire evening. 423 00:36:11,871 --> 00:36:13,139 I'm very tired. 424 00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:15,975 Well, stay. It'll do you good, old man. 425 00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:19,346 Gentlemen, this is my friend Bernie. 426 00:36:19,412 --> 00:36:22,480 Royal Navy. 427 00:36:25,218 --> 00:36:29,220 The world is always more palatable when seen through a gl***, Bernie. 428 00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:30,900 Mmm. 429 00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:38,398 The point is that in the end everything turned out for the best. 430 00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:41,668 Oh, yeah. Once someone's tracked Bernie down in France 431 00:36:41,735 --> 00:36:43,169 and made sure he's all right. 432 00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:47,374 Bernie is a very resourceful man. 433 00:36:47,841 --> 00:36:50,944 Oh, and by the way, Adele, that fish was lovely. 434 00:36:51,611 --> 00:36:54,347 Bernie will be very upset not to have had it. 435 00:36:55,115 --> 00:37:01,210 Mind you, I can just picture him now tucking into a plate full of snails. 436 00:37:01,870 --> 00:37:02,355 Eh, Judith? 437 00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:07,927 Ooh... 438 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,296 - What a wind up, you are. - Oh, come on. 439 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:12,799 She's much too serious. She needs to relax, 440 00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:15,435 otherwise she'll make herself poorly. 441 00:37:15,535 --> 00:37:17,137 Let's get you changed. I've got your bed ready. 442 00:37:17,237 --> 00:37:20,400 Mmm... What's that on your arms? 443 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:21,541 Don't you like 'em? 444 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:25,378 Well, if you're going to work in a fair ground, yes. 445 00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:28,448 But what does your mother think about them? What does she say? 446 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,818 I don't think she's even noticed. 447 00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:39,292 So Richard said, "I'm terribly sorry, Vicar, 448 00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:42,562 you're referring to the airplane, that Fokker." 449 00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:46,666 I thought he meant something else entirely. 450 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:51,271 Here, have another olive. It will soak up the booze. 451 00:37:52,906 --> 00:37:57,744 Nine o'clock! Who goes to bed at nine o'clock? 452 00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:01,581 Only the randy and the infirm, that's who. 453 00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:03,783 -Rene. -What? 454 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,353 Your lot didn't invent it, you know. 455 00:38:07,153 --> 00:38:08,855 Ooh... Ow! 456 00:38:09,823 --> 00:38:12,792 -What are you doing? -Oh, my knee exercises. 457 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:18,631 Bernie helps me with them, but of course... he's not here. 458 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:22,669 Do you want me to have a go? 459 00:38:22,769 --> 00:38:25,939 Oh, Adele, would you? That would be wonderful. 460 00:38:26,339 --> 00:38:28,475 Just pull the knee up a bit... 461 00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:30,210 and then pull it down. 462 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:32,645 -Like this? -Oh, perfect. 463 00:38:35,348 --> 00:38:38,785 In the war, if I was going to a dance, 464 00:38:39,686 --> 00:38:40,887 I'd shave me legs, 465 00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:46,359 and then I'd get a load of damp tea leaves, 466 00:38:47,527 --> 00:38:52,650 wrap them in muslin, and then dab all that over the legs. 467 00:38:52,565 --> 00:38:54,234 Gave them extra color. 468 00:38:55,802 --> 00:38:56,903 Like a self-tan. 469 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,171 Exactly. 470 00:38:58,238 --> 00:38:59,973 Only you had to be careful 471 00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:03,743 because if you got hot and started sweating, 472 00:39:03,843 --> 00:39:08,648 then you'd find yourself jiving in a pool of PG Tips. 473 00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:11,851 Oh, thank you. That's enough. 474 00:39:12,318 --> 00:39:14,220 Oh, Adele, Adele, Adele. 475 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:19,392 You are a really good girl. 476 00:39:23,663 --> 00:39:26,833 Well, I'm just glad the day's ended like it has. 477 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,735 Everything all right, like you said. 478 00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:31,871 Yeah. Thank you. 479 00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:35,442 Right, well... See you tomorrow. 480 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:41,414 Listen, when you go home, get a teaspoon, put it in the ice box, 481 00:39:41,948 --> 00:39:46,860 then use it to press out those bags under your eyes. 482 00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:52,192 They'll disappear, and nobody will ever know you've been on the lash all night. 483 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:55,280 What a load of... 484 00:39:55,950 --> 00:40:00,367 Come on. Do you think I popped out of the womb 150 years ago? 485 00:40:03,770 --> 00:40:05,972 Oh! 486 00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:12,450 Hey-ho! 487 00:40:16,383 --> 00:40:20,887 Gentlemen, we're going off to do some drill. 488 00:40:20,954 --> 00:40:24,391 - And thank you so much. - Pleasure! 489 00:40:24,457 --> 00:40:26,426 - We'll see you all tomorrow. - You take care now. 490 00:40:26,493 --> 00:40:27,727 Time to go! 491 00:40:27,794 --> 00:40:29,129 I don't know why you're making such a fuss. 492 00:40:29,229 --> 00:40:30,830 It's time to go, Monsieur. 493 00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:33,967 Non, Monsieur. Non... 494 00:40:34,670 --> 00:40:35,502 Hey! Hey, Bernie! 495 00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:36,836 What's the problem? 496 00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:38,304 Nothin', nothin'. I just want another drink. 497 00:40:38,405 --> 00:40:40,440 Non, Monsieur. It's closed now. 498 00:40:40,507 --> 00:40:42,142 Miserable *******. 499 00:40:42,242 --> 00:40:43,943 -It's fine. -Vous sortez. 500 00:40:44,577 --> 00:40:48,281 It's all right, he's one of us. We'll handle it, don't worry. 501 00:40:49,582 --> 00:40:51,451 Why don't you just sit down? 502 00:40:51,818 --> 00:40:54,854 -What are you looking at? -They're doing nothing. 503 00:40:57,757 --> 00:40:59,659 Why don't you go back to your hotel? 504 00:40:59,759 --> 00:41:01,928 'Cause I'm not a bloody baby! 505 00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:05,498 God, I... I just... 506 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:10,103 I just... I just want a drink. That's all I want. 507 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:14,708 I'm not hurting anyone. 508 00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:16,609 You're gonna get yourself into trouble. 509 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,347 Come. 510 00:41:21,848 --> 00:41:23,350 Yeah, all right. 511 00:41:28,188 --> 00:41:30,990 Now, look... I... I know where it is, it's just around the corner. 512 00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:37,297 That's why it's hard, ain't it? When you come home. 513 00:41:38,531 --> 00:41:40,166 It doesn't go, does it? 514 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,135 Them things in there. 515 00:41:43,236 --> 00:41:45,705 Like you never leave a man behind. 516 00:41:46,473 --> 00:41:49,376 Even if he's been a twat, you sweep him up and you take him out of danger. 517 00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:54,681 Yeah... I've missed that. 518 00:41:58,510 --> 00:41:59,586 British... British soldier, eh? 519 00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:02,222 All for one. 520 00:42:03,156 --> 00:42:04,424 And one for all. 521 00:42:04,524 --> 00:42:07,600 I think that was a French soldier, actually... 522 00:42:09,262 --> 00:42:11,531 -Oh, there we go! -Watch out for that! 523 00:42:13,433 --> 00:42:14,501 You done? 524 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,672 -All right, back on the boat. -What? 525 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,741 We started earlier than you. 526 00:42:23,176 --> 00:42:24,544 Like the Second World War. 527 00:42:24,611 --> 00:42:27,914 Don't bring that up again! It was a pleasure. 528 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:36,356 You know, you should get a gl*** of water next to ya. 529 00:42:36,690 --> 00:42:37,691 Hmm? 530 00:42:38,525 --> 00:42:39,526 Oh, I will. 531 00:42:40,226 --> 00:42:42,862 Yeah, that's... that's a good idea. 532 00:42:43,897 --> 00:42:47,400 Actually, I... I feel all right now. 533 00:42:47,467 --> 00:42:52,238 Well... nothing left to puke up, so it's the same thing. 534 00:42:52,605 --> 00:42:56,242 Oh, I... I've got you a ticket, by the way. 535 00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:57,777 It's the official thing. 536 00:42:58,411 --> 00:43:01,781 In the arena, starts at 11:00. 537 00:43:02,782 --> 00:43:03,950 How did you manage that? 538 00:43:04,818 --> 00:43:06,786 I told you, the Americans. 539 00:43:07,253 --> 00:43:10,957 It's unbelievable. You're sitting just behind the Queen 540 00:43:11,725 --> 00:43:13,460 and President Obama. 541 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,894 Of course I am. 542 00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,750 Anyway... Night, Bernie. 543 00:43:29,642 --> 00:43:32,445 - Good night. - And thanks for looking after me. 544 00:43:32,512 --> 00:43:33,580 And Scott. 545 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,818 I hope I didn't put a damper on your day. 546 00:43:39,853 --> 00:43:41,421 Don't be silly. 547 00:43:42,922 --> 00:43:43,957 Happy to help. 548 00:43:48,995 --> 00:43:51,498 - Good night. - Bye... 549 00:44:11,117 --> 00:44:13,153 Stand clear! Stand down! 550 00:44:15,989 --> 00:44:18,958 Oi! Have you got a smoke? 551 00:44:22,662 --> 00:44:25,310 No, not for me. For you. You. 552 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:31,705 Incoming! 553 00:44:36,876 --> 00:44:37,977 What's your name? 554 00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:40,513 -D-Douglas... -Huh? 555 00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:42,849 -Douglas Bennett. -Well, I'm Bernie. 556 00:44:43,183 --> 00:44:44,150 Where are you from, Douglas? 557 00:44:44,217 --> 00:44:45,318 Nottingham. 558 00:44:46,152 --> 00:44:47,387 I'm from Nottingham. 559 00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:49,856 Sherwood Rangers. 560 00:44:50,990 --> 00:44:53,593 Same as these... Players. 561 00:44:54,270 --> 00:44:57,230 And me girlfriend, she works for the factory. 562 00:44:57,330 --> 00:44:59,699 Stand by! 563 00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:16,216 Yeah, yeah, that's her. 564 00:45:16,716 --> 00:45:18,852 She's what they call a... a Player's Angel. 565 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:20,587 -Bloody hell. -Yeah. 566 00:45:21,888 --> 00:45:23,189 Yeah, she's a cracker, ain't she? 567 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,695 What's that? 568 00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:32,732 That's me letter... if I cop it. 569 00:45:33,433 --> 00:45:36,202 Get them ready, Jordan! Going in! 570 00:45:36,269 --> 00:45:39,205 Hey, you're not gonna need that letter, Douglas... 571 00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:43,743 You're like me, you're a survivor. Hmm? 572 00:45:45,311 --> 00:45:46,780 Bernie? 573 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,481 Bernie? 574 00:45:50,650 --> 00:45:52,520 Bernie? 575 00:45:54,154 --> 00:45:55,488 Bernie? 576 00:45:56,756 --> 00:45:57,757 What's going on? 577 00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:02,295 It's okay. Here... Just... just come back to bed. 578 00:46:02,962 --> 00:46:03,963 It's okay. 579 00:46:08,802 --> 00:46:10,503 Was I saying anything? 580 00:46:10,603 --> 00:46:14,307 No, I just heard a noise and I looked over and... 581 00:46:15,175 --> 00:46:16,976 -And there you were. -Oh. 582 00:46:17,770 --> 00:46:18,278 Does it happen often? 583 00:46:19,612 --> 00:46:22,415 Well, yeah, yeah, but only from time to time. 584 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,117 Oh... 585 00:46:24,184 --> 00:46:25,952 My brother used to sleepwalk. 586 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:30,123 Started at prep school, horrible place. 587 00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:32,659 That's what did it. 588 00:46:33,593 --> 00:46:34,661 Do you do it? 589 00:46:35,362 --> 00:46:38,264 No! Out like a light. 590 00:46:38,932 --> 00:46:41,301 Well, you should get back to it. 591 00:46:42,535 --> 00:46:44,437 Crisis averted. 592 00:46:45,972 --> 00:46:47,507 No... It's all right. 593 00:46:47,607 --> 00:46:51,478 I mean, I... I'm happy to just sit up for a bit. 594 00:46:51,878 --> 00:46:54,647 I'm... I might have an aspirin, as a matter of fact. 595 00:46:59,486 --> 00:47:01,488 I shouldn't drink at all, you know. 596 00:47:01,554 --> 00:47:05,225 Oh? Are you on medication? 597 00:47:06,459 --> 00:47:07,660 I rattle. 598 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:10,497 No, I... 599 00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:14,634 I'm an alcoholic. 600 00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:17,570 I'm sorry, that's a bit... 601 00:47:18,638 --> 00:47:20,907 That's a bit... ta-da! 602 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:24,144 But there you have it, it's the reason I'm here. 603 00:47:25,211 --> 00:47:30,183 My... my liver is shot, so I won't be able to do the 75th anniversary, 604 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,485 that's for sure, so it was now or never. 605 00:47:34,988 --> 00:47:36,389 I had no idea. 606 00:47:36,890 --> 00:47:39,590 -Well, you... you wouldn't. -No. 607 00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:40,860 I'm... I'm good at hiding it. 608 00:47:41,528 --> 00:47:42,595 Some of the time. 609 00:47:45,999 --> 00:47:47,000 Do... 610 00:47:50,403 --> 00:47:54,708 Do you know Charles Causley? He's a war poet. 611 00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:58,178 No, you... you know I don't know Charles Causley. 612 00:47:58,244 --> 00:48:01,748 He served, he was Navy, like you, so he knew what he was talking about. 613 00:48:01,848 --> 00:48:07,520 Anyway, he wrote this verse called "At the British War Cemetery, Bayeux." 614 00:48:08,855 --> 00:48:12,392 It's all about the graveyard just up the road, Bayeux. 615 00:48:12,459 --> 00:48:13,893 You must know that place. 616 00:48:15,261 --> 00:48:16,363 I've heard of it. 617 00:48:16,429 --> 00:48:19,733 There are almost 5,000 dead in there. 618 00:48:20,433 --> 00:48:21,434 All British. 619 00:48:22,635 --> 00:48:25,271 Nearly all of them killed during the D-Day landings, 620 00:48:25,372 --> 00:48:28,742 including my brother. 621 00:48:32,278 --> 00:48:35,281 The irony is that he wasn't lost in combat, no. 622 00:48:35,382 --> 00:48:38,251 He was RAF, same as me, and he was shot down over Essen 623 00:48:38,318 --> 00:48:41,621 a couple of months before, and I... I ***umed he was dead. 624 00:48:41,721 --> 00:48:45,892 But he'd bailed out and he linked up with the Resistance. 625 00:48:45,959 --> 00:48:49,229 He was... He was on his way home. 626 00:48:50,930 --> 00:48:51,931 To England. 627 00:48:52,465 --> 00:48:54,768 And he was holed up in Caen when I... 628 00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,839 I nipped across and flattened it. 629 00:49:02,342 --> 00:49:03,343 Christ. 630 00:49:03,943 --> 00:49:06,120 Killed about 3,000 in all. 631 00:49:06,112 --> 00:49:07,914 Civilians, those on the ground... 632 00:49:08,682 --> 00:49:11,351 I often wondered if it was one of mine that did for Clive. 633 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:13,586 Anyway, the reason I'm telling you this, Bernie, is that I... 634 00:49:14,587 --> 00:49:16,456 I've never been to his grave. 635 00:49:17,157 --> 00:49:20,960 I wasn't able to, for whatever reason, but that was the plan. 636 00:49:22,128 --> 00:49:27,200 This afternoon, I was finally gonna go and... and pay my respects. 637 00:49:28,301 --> 00:49:29,602 But I didn't. 638 00:49:30,337 --> 00:49:35,442 I stayed in town and I got pissed instead. 639 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,347 I'm sorry. 640 00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:46,453 I'm sorry, I... I shouldn't burden you with my tawdry tales. 641 00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:48,288 It's just that I'm... 642 00:49:49,723 --> 00:49:52,192 It's just... Every now and again, I meet someone 643 00:49:52,292 --> 00:49:57,197 and they make me think that maybe, maybe I could be different. 644 00:49:58,198 --> 00:50:01,835 Maybe I could wrestle my demons too, except... 645 00:50:03,536 --> 00:50:05,338 You have to be brave to do that. 646 00:51:07,567 --> 00:51:08,868 We're nearly there, I promise. 647 00:51:10,637 --> 00:51:14,400 No peekin'. I said, no peekin'. 648 00:51:14,107 --> 00:51:15,108 I'm not. 649 00:51:15,942 --> 00:51:17,110 Be careful. 650 00:51:18,311 --> 00:51:20,213 Right. Now you can look. 651 00:51:27,287 --> 00:51:28,988 Yeah, it's called the holy hour. 652 00:51:30,156 --> 00:51:32,826 The light is just, like, different... 653 00:51:34,828 --> 00:51:36,329 to any other time of day. 654 00:51:38,231 --> 00:51:39,933 Normally, you just sleep right through it. 655 00:51:46,773 --> 00:51:50,243 It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 656 00:51:58,752 --> 00:51:59,753 Oh... 657 00:52:03,123 --> 00:52:04,357 What? 658 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:09,996 It's a dog rose. I love 'em, they're gorgeous. 659 00:52:11,164 --> 00:52:12,165 Oh, yeah? 660 00:52:17,604 --> 00:52:18,605 What? 661 00:52:19,873 --> 00:52:21,608 It's limited, isn't it? 662 00:52:22,308 --> 00:52:24,177 Your knowledge of the natural world? 663 00:52:26,212 --> 00:52:27,280 All right, all right, all right! 664 00:52:27,347 --> 00:52:28,481 Well, you gotta appreciate I've never seen 665 00:52:28,548 --> 00:52:30,316 a haystack before I got posted down here. 666 00:52:31,551 --> 00:52:32,619 But I'm learnin'. 667 00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:34,821 Like that. 668 00:52:37,123 --> 00:52:38,224 I'll never forget it now. 669 00:52:41,610 --> 00:52:42,962 Specially as a rose is my favorite flower. 670 00:52:44,731 --> 00:52:45,732 'Cause is dead English. 671 00:52:47,534 --> 00:52:49,736 -Yeah, and my favorite animal-- -Let me guess. 672 00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:55,408 It's... a dog? 673 00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:57,711 -I love 'em. -So do I. 674 00:53:00,146 --> 00:53:01,981 Which do you like best? 675 00:53:03,416 --> 00:53:06,920 I couldn't tell you. You'll only think it's dead poncy. 676 00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:11,910 It's a poodle. 677 00:53:12,258 --> 00:53:13,927 You like poodles. 678 00:53:14,394 --> 00:53:15,495 So? 679 00:53:16,930 --> 00:53:18,398 I mean, they're ever so clever. 680 00:53:18,498 --> 00:53:20,367 My auntie had one that could count. 681 00:53:20,834 --> 00:53:23,169 And... Well, they don't get any hairs on the settee, 682 00:53:23,236 --> 00:53:25,739 plus if you're going on the bus, they're the perfect size so you can-- 683 00:53:47,727 --> 00:53:48,728 Bernie... 684 00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:02,535 Morning, Rene. Your breakfast is ready. 685 00:55:02,635 --> 00:55:04,204 I'm coming. 686 00:55:09,476 --> 00:55:13,380 Ooh, my Lord! I'm in Piccadilly Circus. 687 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,480 Good morning to you too. 688 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:20,200 Oh, you haven't seen what I have just seen. 689 00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:25,492 You should put some money aside, Adele, for plastic surgery. 690 00:55:26,590 --> 00:55:28,828 That's my advice, generally. 691 00:55:28,895 --> 00:55:31,640 Your tea is there as well. 692 00:55:31,398 --> 00:55:32,832 Thank you. 693 00:55:36,302 --> 00:55:38,380 Oh... What's this? 694 00:55:38,538 --> 00:55:41,808 Oh, sorry, it was on earlier. It's a special program. 695 00:55:42,175 --> 00:55:45,845 All the beaches. That one, that's the one Bernie's at. 696 00:55:45,912 --> 00:55:47,914 - That's the main one, that. - Never. 697 00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:51,510 Hey, you might spot him on the telly, Rene. 698 00:55:51,551 --> 00:55:53,920 There he is! Still got it! 699 00:56:11,504 --> 00:56:16,576 I knew it would be big, it is the 70th, but not this big. 700 00:56:16,676 --> 00:56:19,279 Course it is. People love the war, looking back. 701 00:56:19,879 --> 00:56:23,183 And the Queen's there. There's always an interest wherever she goes. 702 00:56:23,249 --> 00:56:24,884 Well, of course there is. 703 00:56:25,585 --> 00:56:27,587 -I'll get you a top-up. -Ta. 704 00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:32,792 Is that... 705 00:56:32,892 --> 00:56:34,270 Turn it up. 706 00:56:35,195 --> 00:56:37,630 ...some form of official recognition, 707 00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:40,867 after it emerged that the D-Day veteran was so determined to honor-- 708 00:56:40,934 --> 00:56:42,635 Have you seen it? Turn on the telly! 709 00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:43,770 It is on, we've got it. 710 00:56:43,870 --> 00:56:47,730 ...into his own hands, and had mounted what has now been dubbed 711 00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:48,742 "The Great Escape." 712 00:56:49,242 --> 00:56:50,760 Escape? 713 00:56:50,143 --> 00:56:51,244 Well done, Bernie Jordan. 714 00:56:51,611 --> 00:56:52,912 What can you tell us, Jo? 715 00:56:52,979 --> 00:56:55,949 Hi, Laura. Well, just that having been informed 716 00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:58,585 that he couldn't go on an organized trip, 717 00:56:59,119 --> 00:57:02,922 yesterday morning, while most his fellow residents here 718 00:57:02,989 --> 00:57:05,325 at the Pines care home in Hove... 719 00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:07,227 - We're on the telly. - ...were still fast asleep... 720 00:57:08,628 --> 00:57:09,562 Shush, shush. 721 00:57:09,629 --> 00:57:12,132 We're on the telly. Me mum's gonna love this. 722 00:57:12,432 --> 00:57:14,434 ...and made a break for the coast. 723 00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:17,300 And then relying on taxi ferry-- 724 00:57:17,103 --> 00:57:20,407 He's a hero, Rene. An actual hero! 725 00:57:21,107 --> 00:57:23,309 Rene, have you seen this? 726 00:57:23,410 --> 00:57:27,800 -...arrived in France... -He's not bothering the French now. 727 00:57:29,349 --> 00:57:30,684 Oh, bugger off. 728 00:57:32,952 --> 00:57:35,188 A salutary lesson to the rest of us, I think. 729 00:57:35,488 --> 00:57:39,325 There are 90-year-olds re-storming the beaches of Normandy. 730 00:57:39,426 --> 00:57:40,360 Jo? 731 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:43,797 Exactly where he is, Laura, nobody's quite sure. 732 00:57:43,863 --> 00:57:48,501 But what everyone is certain of is that in Bernard Jordan, 733 00:57:48,601 --> 00:57:51,471 the world has discovered one old soldier 734 00:57:51,538 --> 00:57:55,141 who will never fail to answer the call of duty. 735 00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:57,877 - What a great story. - Absolutely. 736 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:27,807 Sorry, I've got a prostate the size of a bloody space hopper. 737 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:31,110 We can't do this, Arthur. 738 00:58:32,178 --> 00:58:34,547 We have to go... to Bayeux. 739 00:58:34,647 --> 00:58:37,884 No, no. I've said I can't, even if you're with me. 740 00:58:38,752 --> 00:58:39,753 I have to. 741 00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:41,688 I don't understand. 742 00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:44,557 I have to go, and you have to come with me. 743 00:58:52,665 --> 00:58:56,269 Ladies and gentlemen, the ceremony will begin in 15 minutes. 744 00:58:56,603 --> 00:58:59,205 -Please make your way-- -They'll all be in the arena, I bet. 745 00:58:59,839 --> 00:59:02,742 Right. Come on. 746 00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:09,382 Merci, Antoine. Superbe. 747 00:59:09,449 --> 00:59:10,917 Ouais, c'est ça. Ciao. 748 00:59:12,419 --> 00:59:14,854 -He will be delighted to drive you. -Terrific. 749 00:59:14,921 --> 00:59:17,223 -And will be here shortly. -Did he say how much? 750 00:59:17,290 --> 00:59:18,625 Oh, non, non, non. His pleasure. 751 00:59:18,725 --> 00:59:21,528 Oh! Merci. Merci mille fois! 752 00:59:23,463 --> 00:59:24,931 -Et voilà. -Thank you. 753 00:59:25,298 --> 00:59:27,467 Hey, Maurice. You got that other round set up for me? 754 00:59:27,567 --> 00:59:29,469 And don't let these guys pay this time, huh? 755 00:59:29,569 --> 00:59:31,604 Of course, Monsieur. I'll bring them over to you. 756 00:59:31,705 --> 00:59:33,973 Hello? Who are these people? 757 00:59:36,876 --> 00:59:37,877 They're Germans. 758 00:59:38,978 --> 00:59:40,460 What are they doing here? 759 00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:43,483 Ah, same as you guys, I guess. 760 00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:45,285 To honor their fallen comrades. 761 00:59:45,985 --> 00:59:46,953 Oh. 762 00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:49,155 Where they on a beach on D-Day? 763 00:59:49,255 --> 00:59:50,757 Heinrich was. 764 00:59:50,824 --> 00:59:53,827 Uh... Günther was on Juno, same as Jens. 765 00:59:54,427 --> 00:59:56,129 The other three defended Omaha. 766 00:59:56,996 --> 00:59:58,498 You think I could talk to them? 767 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,969 They... they won't think I'm rude, will they? 768 01:00:05,405 --> 01:00:08,341 -Arthur, Bernard. -Bitte. 769 01:00:09,242 --> 01:00:13,580 They were involved in the landings. They wanted to say hello. 770 01:00:15,482 --> 01:00:16,483 How do you do? 771 01:00:22,589 --> 01:00:24,900 It's good to meet you. 772 01:00:32,932 --> 01:00:35,135 He wants to know what you both did. 773 01:00:36,636 --> 01:00:37,804 Ah... um... 774 01:00:38,438 --> 01:00:42,208 Me, Royal Navy. He's Royal Air Force. 775 01:00:43,476 --> 01:00:46,312 And it was you who was here, Heinrich. 776 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,982 This was your beach. 777 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,510 Ja. 778 01:00:51,151 --> 01:00:52,218 Sword. 779 01:00:53,453 --> 01:00:54,454 Sword. 780 01:00:57,230 --> 01:00:58,240 Me too. 781 01:01:16,876 --> 01:01:18,211 Um... 782 01:01:49,442 --> 01:01:55,150 Can you tell him I want him to have this ticket? 783 01:01:55,548 --> 01:01:57,917 You should go and sit in there. 784 01:01:58,551 --> 01:01:59,686 Tell him he should do that. 785 01:02:05,425 --> 01:02:06,526 Have you got yours, Arthur? 786 01:02:11,297 --> 01:02:12,866 We've only got two, 787 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,970 but... they are the best seats in the house. 788 01:03:03,316 --> 01:03:05,752 -"I walked... I walked..." -What? 789 01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:13,460 "I... I walked where in..." 790 01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:18,164 - Rene! - Rene, a couple of words? 791 01:03:18,264 --> 01:03:19,466 Yeah? 792 01:03:21,534 --> 01:03:22,869 Oh. 793 01:03:27,807 --> 01:03:28,875 -Are you okay? -Oh. 794 01:03:29,542 --> 01:03:32,345 I've been worryin'. All the fuss and that. 795 01:03:32,846 --> 01:03:35,882 Fuss? Is that what you think this is? 796 01:03:36,649 --> 01:03:42,689 Nobody actually knows if he's all right, or where he is even. 797 01:03:42,789 --> 01:03:46,626 -Rene... -It was between me and him. 798 01:03:47,894 --> 01:03:50,864 That's how it's always been where the war is concerned. 799 01:03:51,498 --> 01:03:52,999 It's our business. 800 01:03:53,867 --> 01:03:57,671 Now that's letting everybody in. 801 01:03:58,538 --> 01:04:00,507 And that's just asking for trouble. 802 01:04:01,841 --> 01:04:03,176 You have to keep your head down, 803 01:04:04,577 --> 01:04:06,312 your eyes straight ahead... 804 01:04:08,248 --> 01:04:10,500 or bad things happen. 805 01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:18,525 Hi, Rene. 806 01:06:27,487 --> 01:06:28,722 I waved him off. 807 01:06:30,323 --> 01:06:31,391 Let him go. 808 01:06:33,993 --> 01:06:36,162 When what I should have said was... 809 01:06:37,797 --> 01:06:42,969 "You are not getting on that ship, Bernard Jordan. 810 01:06:44,371 --> 01:06:45,505 You are not." 811 01:06:48,675 --> 01:06:50,430 And then I did it again. 812 01:07:17,871 --> 01:07:21,508 "I walk... I walked, I walked where in their... 813 01:07:22,676 --> 01:07:24,100 Their talking graves 814 01:07:26,790 --> 01:07:30,884 and shirts of earth 5,000 lay 815 01:07:34,954 --> 01:07:38,358 When history... when history... 816 01:07:41,728 --> 01:07:44,464 When history with ten feasts of fire 817 01:07:47,734 --> 01:07:49,402 Had eaten... 818 01:07:51,137 --> 01:07:55,542 Had eaten... the red air away" 819 01:08:18,765 --> 01:08:20,900 Here, Bernie! Bernie, mate, I need a favor! 820 01:08:21,301 --> 01:08:22,302 What are you doin'? 821 01:08:22,635 --> 01:08:23,770 I've had a thought... 822 01:08:25,839 --> 01:08:27,107 What if I drown? 823 01:08:28,274 --> 01:08:29,109 What? 824 01:08:29,175 --> 01:08:31,770 I could drown and then I'm stuffed, aren't I? 825 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:34,314 And that's if they find me. I could get washed out to sea-- 826 01:08:35,615 --> 01:08:38,485 - Bennett! - Just get back in the bloody tank! 827 01:08:38,585 --> 01:08:40,420 Take it, will ya? Just in case. 828 01:08:42,922 --> 01:08:44,240 Bernie, please. 829 01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:46,760 Just take it. 830 01:08:52,766 --> 01:08:55,802 The address is on the top of the letter. And her name is Vera. 831 01:09:09,490 --> 01:09:12,686 And, Bernie, if you do have to, you know, send the letter-- 832 01:09:13,153 --> 01:09:14,821 Get him ready, Jordan! 833 01:09:14,888 --> 01:09:16,156 I told you you're coming back. 834 01:09:16,222 --> 01:09:20,260 Tell Vera I... I said she was... she was-- 835 01:09:20,126 --> 01:09:22,729 -I told you-- -She was ****in' spectacular. 836 01:09:33,973 --> 01:09:34,974 Hello, Douglas. 837 01:09:52,492 --> 01:09:53,493 I'm so sorry. 838 01:10:01,434 --> 01:10:02,502 What a waste! 839 01:10:06,706 --> 01:10:07,874 Eh? 840 01:10:09,943 --> 01:10:10,944 What a waste. 841 01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:30,296 What is it, Bernie? 842 01:10:32,232 --> 01:10:33,400 What's wrong? 843 01:10:34,401 --> 01:10:36,770 Nothing, uh... I'm fine. 844 01:10:38,238 --> 01:10:39,572 Mission accomplished. 845 01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:42,876 Right. 846 01:10:44,878 --> 01:10:48,615 Do you... want to get some lunch? 847 01:10:50,483 --> 01:10:51,484 Or... 848 01:10:54,487 --> 01:10:55,655 What do you want to do now? 849 01:11:04,264 --> 01:11:05,265 I wanna go home. 850 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,100 And see my girl. 851 01:11:11,738 --> 01:11:13,600 What does that mean? 852 01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:16,242 I don't suppose we'll see each other again. 853 01:11:17,310 --> 01:11:20,780 What about... the other side? 854 01:11:21,915 --> 01:11:24,684 That's absolute bollocks, Bernie. You know that! 855 01:11:27,354 --> 01:11:28,355 It's been an honor. 856 01:11:30,657 --> 01:11:32,250 An absolute honor. 857 01:11:34,494 --> 01:11:35,528 Likewise. 858 01:11:47,774 --> 01:11:49,509 Bernie. Bernie. 859 01:11:50,777 --> 01:11:53,130 -I'd given up finding you. -What you doin'? 860 01:11:53,813 --> 01:11:56,282 -I've got something I want you to have. -What is it? 861 01:11:56,683 --> 01:11:58,485 -It's a croissant. -A what? 862 01:11:58,551 --> 01:12:00,687 A croissant. They're like the national dish of France. 863 01:12:02,355 --> 01:12:03,690 They looked a lot better earlier. 864 01:12:05,225 --> 01:12:08,461 I wanted to apologize for how I behaved last night. 865 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:11,331 Honest, I don't know what came over me. 866 01:12:13,133 --> 01:12:15,201 Oh, really... You're young. 867 01:12:18,138 --> 01:12:19,205 Forget it. 868 01:12:20,730 --> 01:12:21,740 Oh, thank you. 869 01:12:22,308 --> 01:12:23,376 Thank you, Bernie. 870 01:12:24,544 --> 01:12:26,413 'Cause, listen, you're an inspiration to me. 871 01:12:26,913 --> 01:12:29,249 Everything you've done, the way you conduct yourself. 872 01:12:29,849 --> 01:12:33,186 It's people like you that make me feel properly proud and honored to be part-- 873 01:12:33,253 --> 01:12:34,254 Stop it! 874 01:12:36,556 --> 01:12:37,757 All right? 875 01:12:37,857 --> 01:12:39,993 Stop saying stuff like that. 876 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,280 Just get some help. 877 01:12:42,729 --> 01:12:44,898 'Cause I know what you're going through, Scott. 878 01:12:45,732 --> 01:12:48,835 And I don't want nothing bad to happen to you. 879 01:12:50,336 --> 01:12:53,373 But right now, you're a ****ing mess. 880 01:12:54,407 --> 01:12:55,542 Hmm? 881 01:13:12,425 --> 01:13:13,626 There she is, that window. 882 01:13:13,727 --> 01:13:16,629 Rene! What will you say to Bernie when he gets back? 883 01:13:17,297 --> 01:13:18,365 Get! 884 01:13:19,866 --> 01:13:20,967 Rene! 885 01:13:22,635 --> 01:13:23,636 Sh... 886 01:13:25,438 --> 01:13:26,773 Oh... 887 01:13:40,220 --> 01:13:41,721 Oh, God... 888 01:13:45,592 --> 01:13:46,960 Ooh... 889 01:14:14,654 --> 01:14:15,755 Rene. 890 01:14:17,657 --> 01:14:18,658 Rene! 891 01:14:19,626 --> 01:14:23,196 I'm okay. I just couldn't find me pills. 892 01:14:23,296 --> 01:14:25,498 -Do you need the doctor? -No, no! 893 01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:29,803 It's going. I mean, the pills are very good. 894 01:14:30,170 --> 01:14:32,105 I... just couldn't find them. 895 01:14:32,372 --> 01:14:33,506 Sorry. 896 01:14:33,606 --> 01:14:35,809 You gotta stop having these turns, Rene. 897 01:14:36,943 --> 01:14:39,450 Or at least have 'em when someone else is around, eh? 898 01:14:39,145 --> 01:14:41,715 Oh, well, thank you so much. I will. 899 01:14:51,558 --> 01:14:52,659 How long have you got? 900 01:14:53,393 --> 01:14:57,630 You're much too clever to be working here, you know? 901 01:14:57,163 --> 01:14:59,699 Seriously, Rene, just... just tell me. 902 01:15:00,166 --> 01:15:01,401 What have they said? 903 01:15:02,168 --> 01:15:06,840 "Don't start reading long books." 904 01:15:06,906 --> 01:15:08,541 Stop joking about it. 905 01:15:08,641 --> 01:15:10,210 It ain't funny. Why do you keep joking-- 906 01:15:10,310 --> 01:15:12,912 Come on, I've had a very good life. 907 01:15:13,513 --> 01:15:15,849 -Well, yeah, but-- -No buts. 908 01:15:15,915 --> 01:15:21,254 At your age, Adele, you cling to every second. 909 01:15:21,888 --> 01:15:24,557 And every second is worth clinging to. 910 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:27,270 Generally. 911 01:15:27,994 --> 01:15:33,400 But at my age, oh... You're basically buggered. 912 01:15:34,601 --> 01:15:35,702 But you! 913 01:15:36,369 --> 01:15:39,873 You're like a piece of ripe fruit. 914 01:15:39,939 --> 01:15:41,174 I don't care. 915 01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:43,209 I knew it. 916 01:15:43,276 --> 01:15:45,278 I knew as soon as you started gettin' all that stuff out, 917 01:15:45,378 --> 01:15:46,746 I knew there was somethin'-- 918 01:15:46,846 --> 01:15:49,949 Oh, come on! Everyone does tidying up. 919 01:15:55,388 --> 01:15:56,556 What does Bernie say? 920 01:15:58,425 --> 01:16:00,727 He doesn't know, and I'm not telling him. 921 01:16:00,794 --> 01:16:03,290 And you're not telling him either. 922 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:04,970 What? 923 01:16:04,197 --> 01:16:07,100 But it's Bernie, you can't not tell him. 924 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:08,201 Why not? 925 01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:12,539 There's nothing he can do, he'd be heartbroken to know 926 01:16:12,605 --> 01:16:14,741 I was going before him. 927 01:16:14,808 --> 01:16:18,278 I am not telling Bernie. 928 01:16:29,489 --> 01:16:30,824 Oh... 929 01:16:54,848 --> 01:16:56,160 I found him. 930 01:16:58,518 --> 01:17:01,254 Hi. Excuse me, are you Bernard Jordan? 931 01:17:02,255 --> 01:17:04,858 Yes. Why? Is there a problem? 932 01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:07,594 No, no, not at all. I'm... I'm pleased to meet you. 933 01:17:07,660 --> 01:17:11,164 I'm Sandy, I'm the Chief Press Officer for P&O Ferries. 934 01:17:11,664 --> 01:17:12,832 Oh, hello, Sandy. 935 01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:14,701 -We've been searching-- -Bloody hell! 936 01:17:16,503 --> 01:17:17,504 What's this? 937 01:17:19,372 --> 01:17:21,541 Please, no photos. 938 01:17:21,641 --> 01:17:22,642 What's goin' on? 939 01:17:24,310 --> 01:17:26,446 Voilà, Monsieur, un saucisson. 940 01:17:27,470 --> 01:17:29,716 Oh, a sausage! Thank you. 941 01:17:29,816 --> 01:17:31,551 Et voilà, Monsieur. 942 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,288 -Bon appétit. -Thank you. 943 01:17:35,889 --> 01:17:37,891 A bottle of rum. Blimey! 944 01:17:37,991 --> 01:17:40,794 Rene. Rene, they found him. 945 01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:43,630 -He's on a ferry back from France. -Thank you! 946 01:17:43,697 --> 01:17:45,865 - Come on! - Ow! 947 01:17:47,701 --> 01:17:49,402 Bernie, Bernie, what are you gonna say to your wife? 948 01:17:49,502 --> 01:17:51,738 "Give me a kiss or I'll go away again." 949 01:17:53,907 --> 01:17:59,679 Under stars chilled by the winter 950 01:18:01,881 --> 01:18:06,853 Under an August moon Burning above... 951 01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:08,221 Oh, it's supersized. 952 01:18:08,321 --> 01:18:09,356 Now, where else can we go? 953 01:18:09,723 --> 01:18:13,693 You'd be so nice 954 01:18:14,394 --> 01:18:16,696 You'd be paradise 955 01:18:16,763 --> 01:18:19,933 To come home to 956 01:18:22,168 --> 01:18:24,904 I wanna come home to you 957 01:18:25,338 --> 01:18:31,770 You'd be so nice, so nice So nice to come home to 958 01:18:31,177 --> 01:18:35,348 And love 959 01:18:52,599 --> 01:18:54,134 **** it. 960 01:19:11,751 --> 01:19:13,153 Bernie! 961 01:19:14,554 --> 01:19:15,588 Hi. 962 01:19:16,289 --> 01:19:17,557 How does it feel to be back? 963 01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,459 Great. 964 01:19:23,630 --> 01:19:25,265 How was it to be in France for the commemorative... 965 01:19:25,331 --> 01:19:28,234 A note, please, next time. A note. 966 01:19:28,301 --> 01:19:29,736 Hey, mate. You did it. 967 01:19:29,803 --> 01:19:31,838 -I'll kill ya if you do it again. -Welcome back, Bernie. 968 01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:33,506 She's waiting for ya. 969 01:19:33,606 --> 01:19:34,641 Thanks. 970 01:20:31,464 --> 01:20:32,532 Bernie. 971 01:20:33,466 --> 01:20:35,301 What is it? What's the matter? 972 01:20:35,869 --> 01:20:38,471 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, Rene. 973 01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:40,407 What? 974 01:20:40,507 --> 01:20:43,643 I rolled over. I rolled over, really. 975 01:20:44,177 --> 01:20:46,913 It's like Fifi, you know? 976 01:20:47,514 --> 01:20:53,887 Then I... I went on me back... and then help yourself. 977 01:20:54,754 --> 01:20:59,590 You know? I've been in the papers, I've been on TV, the cheeky chappie. 978 01:20:59,159 --> 01:21:02,862 -The Great Escaper. -Yes, I have seen it all. 979 01:21:02,929 --> 01:21:07,767 A 90-year-old coffin dodger honors the glorious dead. 980 01:21:08,268 --> 01:21:10,937 -Bernie, what is it? -The truth! 981 01:21:11,370 --> 01:21:12,238 Telling the truth! 982 01:21:13,373 --> 01:21:14,908 Because people don't. 983 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:17,844 All they want is a happy ending. 984 01:21:20,130 --> 01:21:21,915 Look at us, here. 985 01:21:23,249 --> 01:21:26,190 Grabbing a grip and pulling the bloody cord. 986 01:21:27,253 --> 01:21:29,689 All those poor old buggers outside... 987 01:21:31,224 --> 01:21:32,459 That's the truth. 988 01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:35,528 That's what old age looks like. 989 01:21:36,296 --> 01:21:37,397 And there's no escape. 990 01:21:38,531 --> 01:21:39,532 Not for anyone. 991 01:21:41,201 --> 01:21:42,202 Ever. 992 01:21:44,104 --> 01:21:46,573 What happened to you in France? 993 01:21:46,639 --> 01:21:47,640 What? 994 01:21:48,808 --> 01:21:50,760 Tell me. 995 01:21:54,714 --> 01:21:55,715 Hmm? 996 01:21:59,850 --> 01:22:00,653 I went to see this lad. 997 01:22:05,492 --> 01:22:06,726 Where he is buried. 998 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:08,561 Douglas. 999 01:22:15,301 --> 01:22:16,403 Douglas Bennett. 1000 01:22:19,406 --> 01:22:20,407 Jordan! 1001 01:22:46,866 --> 01:22:47,867 Unloading cargo! 1002 01:22:54,174 --> 01:22:56,609 Get 'em ready! Stand by! 1003 01:22:57,677 --> 01:22:58,845 Go on. 1004 01:23:00,130 --> 01:23:01,147 Go on, you daft bugger. 1005 01:23:28,575 --> 01:23:29,709 Bang! 1006 01:23:30,477 --> 01:23:31,678 Gone. 1007 01:23:37,350 --> 01:23:39,152 That's the truth. 1008 01:23:41,388 --> 01:23:42,689 He trusted me. 1009 01:23:45,191 --> 01:23:46,893 I said he'd be all right. 1010 01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:50,230 He got killed... 1011 01:23:53,199 --> 01:23:55,101 because I made him get off the boat. 1012 01:24:16,289 --> 01:24:18,391 When you came home, Bernie... 1013 01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,950 you were wound so tight. 1014 01:24:23,229 --> 01:24:27,200 You had something inside you, I thought you'd tell me what it was. 1015 01:24:27,467 --> 01:24:28,535 But you never did. 1016 01:24:29,869 --> 01:24:32,305 And I wasn't going to ask. 1017 01:24:33,306 --> 01:24:36,376 I thought, "If I even touch him, 1018 01:24:37,110 --> 01:24:40,714 he'll shatter and that'll be the end of us." 1019 01:24:42,315 --> 01:24:45,485 A life, without you? 1020 01:24:46,219 --> 01:24:48,722 I couldn't even consider that. 1021 01:24:49,489 --> 01:24:52,425 You've loved me for 70 years, 1022 01:24:52,492 --> 01:24:56,296 you've spent every ounce of your good luck 1023 01:24:56,963 --> 01:24:59,499 building a marriage with me. 1024 01:25:01,134 --> 01:25:02,969 And that's what it was, Bernie. 1025 01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:08,341 It was your good luck that got you through the war. 1026 01:25:09,409 --> 01:25:13,130 And Douglas's bad luck not to. 1027 01:25:14,347 --> 01:25:17,684 It wasn't your fault he was killed on the beach. 1028 01:25:19,185 --> 01:25:22,355 It wasn't then, and it isn't now. 1029 01:25:23,189 --> 01:25:27,127 And that, that is the truth. 1030 01:25:29,195 --> 01:25:30,930 And I tell you this, 1031 01:25:31,297 --> 01:25:36,603 we have never wasted one second of our time together. 1032 01:25:36,669 --> 01:25:42,275 All right, we've only done normal, little, everyday things. 1033 01:25:42,776 --> 01:25:45,111 But, by God, we did them well. 1034 01:25:46,112 --> 01:25:48,782 -And we still do. -Yeah. 1035 01:25:54,688 --> 01:25:56,220 Oh... 1036 01:26:11,204 --> 01:26:14,140 - The speed these bikes go. - Honestly. 1037 01:26:14,207 --> 01:26:16,476 - These cyclists are dangerous. - The cyclists-- 1038 01:26:16,543 --> 01:26:18,478 Oh, look, oh, look! Here you go! 1039 01:26:19,746 --> 01:26:23,550 Oh! Oh, hello, beautiful. 1040 01:26:30,230 --> 01:26:31,658 Brings back memories, doesn't it? 1041 01:26:31,725 --> 01:26:34,661 Yeah. We're too old to get another dog, aren't we? 1042 01:26:34,728 --> 01:26:37,263 We are certainly too old. We can't get a poodle anymore. 1043 01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:39,165 No, well, they poo all over the place. 1044 01:26:39,232 --> 01:26:41,601 - Will you please? - Why they're called bleedin' poodles. 1045 01:26:43,269 --> 01:26:45,672 Why do I encourage you? 1046 01:26:45,739 --> 01:26:49,509 Five, four, three, two, one! 1047 01:26:50,777 --> 01:26:53,790 -We should get back. -Okey-dokey. 1048 01:26:53,179 --> 01:26:54,180 Yeah. 1049 01:26:56,549 --> 01:26:57,951 Do you want an ice cream? 1050 01:26:58,585 --> 01:27:00,553 No, I got chocolate up in the room. 1051 01:27:00,620 --> 01:27:03,423 -And it's supersized. -Oh! 1052 01:27:03,890 --> 01:27:07,270 But I got you a sausage. 1053 01:27:07,394 --> 01:27:10,300 Oh, lucky, lucky me. 1054 01:27:26,946 --> 01:27:28,381 Bernie! 1055 01:27:29,149 --> 01:27:30,550 Tossers. 1056 01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:39,759 Hey-ho. 1057 01:27:41,940 --> 01:27:42,629 Here we go. 1058 01:27:46,933 --> 01:27:48,468 Ooh. 1059 01:27:50,804 --> 01:27:52,972 Ooh, look who's waiting. 1060 01:27:53,473 --> 01:27:55,275 - All right? - Hello. 1061 01:27:56,910 --> 01:27:58,645 Bless your heart. 1062 01:28:27,974 --> 01:28:29,676 Are you coming to bed? 1063 01:28:33,446 --> 01:28:35,648 -Yours or mine? -Ooh! 1064 01:29:49,823 --> 01:29:56,296 If you ever, ever, go away again... 1065 01:29:58,164 --> 01:29:59,799 I'm coming with you. 1066 01:30:01,968 --> 01:30:03,136 Mmm-hmm.