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I have a theory:

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hating someone feels
disturbingly like falling in

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love with them.

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Your stomach twists and flips,
your appetite and sleep are

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shredded, your heart
beats heavy and bright,

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nearly visible through
your flesh and clothes.

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Can you please
hold the elevator?

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- Sorry.
- Ooh!

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Already in motion.

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But...

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Every interaction
spikes your blood with

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adrenaline...

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Ugh!

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And your body is
barely under your control.

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This used to be the
home of Gamin Publishing,

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known for its insistence
on literature as art...

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until a year ago,
faced with bankruptcy,

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it was forced to
merge with Bexley Books,

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an evil empire known for
ghostwritten autobiographies of

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brain-damaged sports stars.

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Make no mistake: the
Bexleys and Gamins are at war.

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As for American Psycho over
there playing the copycat game

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for no reason but
to piss me off...

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yeah, hate him with a passion.

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I mean, sure, he's
easy on the eyes,

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but don't let that fool you.

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As Shakespeare would say:

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Sometimes, fair is foul.

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My reasons for hating
Joshua Templeman are several.

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One: I have never
seen him smile.

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Oh, hi!

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You must be Josh.

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I hear we'll be
working together.

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Oh!

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I got you a plan for your desk.

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Two: he's
a total control freak.

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Just look at his desk.

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I mean, the guy wears the same
shirts in the same order every

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week.

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Monday: dove gray.

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Tuesday: white.

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Wednesday: powder blue.

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Thursday: window pane blue.

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And Friday: true blue.

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Reason number three: he always
corrects any tiny mistake I

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make.

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Four, and perhaps most
importantly: after the merger,

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he waltzed in with a list of
people to fire and it included

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all my work friends...

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which were all my friends.

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So now, I'm trapped
here, day after endless day,

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all alone with my
one maniacal nemesis.

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Hi, good morning.

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Good morning.

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Has Bexley seen this?

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I emailed it to
Josh, so I'm assuming.

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We're adding something
at the top of the agenda.

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Okay, do you want
me to adjust it?

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No, this is fine.

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I'd rather it be a surprise.

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Quarterlies?

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On your desk.

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How do they look?

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Eh, lower than projected.

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But they are better than Q2.

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And I talked to the marketing
team about alternative print

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strategies, which I really
think could help moving forward.

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And I sent you a memo about a
company-wide team-building event

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that I'm planning.

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But workers would rather eat
rat skeletons than participate

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in group activities.

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Agreed, but HR has been
overwhelmed with complaints

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since the merger.

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Half of which are
about you and Josh.

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Don't mind her.

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I don't know what
I'd do without you.

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Well, you'd be all alone
with Satan and his hell hound.

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- See you inside.
- Okay.

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Lucy!

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I am so glad that I caught you.

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I was hoping that I can ask
you for, like, a tiny favor?

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I need an extension
on the monthly report.

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My new puppy ate peanut butter
last night and she's totally

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allergic.

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She put the "poo" in "Cockapoo,"
if you know what I mean.

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Sure.

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Of course.

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You're the best.

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I'll have it Monday,
Wednesday at the latest.

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That was pathetic.

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Brrt.

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Who is Joshua Templeman?

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You know, Lucinda, you could
just tell her to do her job,

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but no, you have
to be the good guy.

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It's a lot better
than being the *****.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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'Kay.

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- Cupcake?
- Oh.

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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

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You want one?

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You remembered my birthday!

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Of course!

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Our...

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little birthday turkey.

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Yay!

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Happy birthday.

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Ooh...

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You know, I watched
this insane documentary last

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night.

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Three AM, YouTube rabbit
hole, "History of Baking."

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Did you know that
DaVinci invented the blender?

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I invented pizza plate.

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It's a second pizza you put
under your first pizza to catch

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the crumbs.

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All right, can we
please get started?

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Or do you need another
minute to chit-chat?

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No, we're good to go.

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Oh, your tie's crooked.

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Okay, thank you all
for being here the day before

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Thanksgiving.

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I know some of you are
traveling so we'll...

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Check this out.

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Richard!

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So we'll try to keep this short.

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Yes, and Friday after
Thanksgiving will not be a paid

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holiday, FYI.

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Okay, Richard and I have
an announcement to make:

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we're adding a new
position to the team.

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Yes, we're going to be hiring
a managing director who will

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oversee each department
and he will report to me.

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He or she will
report to both of us.

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The job is open to external
applicants, naturally, but...

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I'd very much like
to hire from within.

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Yeah, we will be putting
together an independent panel

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since we don't
always see eye-to-eye.

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The final candidates will make
their presentations to the board

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after the New Year.

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May the best man win.

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That job is mine, Shortcake.

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Oh, your
confidence is compelling,

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but you forget one thing.

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- Hm?
- Everyone hates you.

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Oh, they don't
hate me, they fear me,

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which makes me effective.

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You know,
when I'm your boss,

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I will require you to do
everything I say with a smile.

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When I'm your boss, I'm gonna
work you so hard that you start

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using the office as
your home address.

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When I'm your boss, I
will enforce casual Fridays.

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Hawaiian shirts mandatory.

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When I'm your boss, I'm
implementing a new dress code.

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No more looking like an
elementary school librarian.

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If you get
the job, I'll resign.

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- Really?
- Just like you will if I do.

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- I don't quit.
- Then I'll fire you.

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Ah, but I'm incapable of
giving you that pleasure.

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Aw, it's not the first time
you've said that to a woman,

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is it?

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Then we agree: if
one of us gets the job,

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the other has to quit.

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Fine, agreed.

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Oh, hey, Danny.

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I come bearing gifts.

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- Oh!
- Oh, sorry.

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Shoulda... waited
for some eye contact.

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The new book!

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That's so
nice of you, thank you.

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Designers got
some advanced copies,

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so... no big deal.

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Oh, no.

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This is the cover?

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Sorry, Bexley made us do it.

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The book's about an
archaeologist with autism.

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I mean, does he
even read the jackets?

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Doubtful.

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Oh!

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And, uh, this came
for you in the mail,

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so I took the liberty to...

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Oh!

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0 for two.

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Are you ordering your
tiny clothes online again?

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Just a box small enough
for your withered heart.

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- Ah...
- Bet it's another Smurf.

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Another Smurf?

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As in multiple Smurfs?

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So is this like a Smurf village
that you're putting together?

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- Are you doing little, like...
- Okay, just...

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Smurf Army Civil
War reenactments?

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Oh, she's got the
whole collection.

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How adorable.

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Will you shut up?

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Thank you for the
delivery, Danny.

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Anytime.

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Yes, Danny, thank you so much.

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You got it, JT.

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Well...

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catch you
dreamboats on the flip.

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- Hit it.
- No.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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That poor sap thinks
you're flirting with him.

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The same way people think
you're flirting with me?

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Shortcake, if I was
flirting with you,

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you would know it.

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I didn't know frat
boys knew how to flirt.

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I thought they just
roofied girls' drinks.

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Mm-hm.

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Yeah, no, I understand but we're
doing smaller hardcover runs.

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No, no, no, same print run,
just distributed differently.

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Sure, I will put you
through to accounting.

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Ugh!

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What?

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Richard!

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I have a copy of
the new book for you.

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Ah!

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Hey!

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Dr. Josh, you didn't
tell me it was in.

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'Stripping Time.'

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Cover's all me, you know.

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It really grabs ya, right?

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Mm, yes, it's... it's
definitely eye-catching.

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Yeah.

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You got my tee time set
up for tomorrow, Josh?

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8:30.

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Good man.

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I gotta go work on my stroke.

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See you kids in the morning.

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All right, goodnight!

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Out.

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****.

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It's not 'Stripping Time, '
it's 'Stripping Time!'

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This has nothing
to do with strippers.

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I swear, that guy's like the
worst version of the worst

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version of himself.

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Did you seriously just refer
to the cover as "eye-catching?"

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Looks like it was designed
by a horny fifth grader.

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Not exactly consistent
with the tone of the novel.

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Since when do you read
the books we publish?

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I was just trying to
fill my Good Reads quota.

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Oh, your one book of the year?

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You do know comic
books don't count, right?

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I fell asleep three
times reading the first page.

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Well, it is exhausting to
read above your grade level.

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Maybe you're not ready
for chapter books yet.

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It was boring.

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It was a masterpiece before
Bexley cut 200 pages to make it

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more of an airport read.

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At least he kept in some of
the landscape descriptions.

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Oh, yeah, it was thrilling
reading about the topography of

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Fort Ticonderoga.

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Whatever, I loved it.

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00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,526
So, big Thanksgiving plans?

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You gonna be posting some Smurf
fanfic and eating cranberry

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sauce out of a can?

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00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:11,364
And what about the
Templeman family?

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Drinking the blood of a virgin
and then staring at each other

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in silence?

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Oh, how'd you know?

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We're looking for donations.

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Oh, hi, Jeanette!

261
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,106
Oh, I
love those earrings.

262
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,274
Don't even try.

263
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,443
Four complaints this week, four!

264
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,912
Three about the break
room incident on Monday.

265
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:26,813
Here we go.

266
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:27,113
Are we
ready for our lesson?

267
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,140
Okay?

268
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,283
This is a comma,
and this is a period.

269
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,484
When you take a period and...

270
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,386
You better put that doughnut
hole away or I'm gonna shove it

271
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,554
up your semicolon!

272
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,190
You'd like that,
wouldn't you, Shrimp?

273
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,925
Mommy and Daddy fight sometimes.

274
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,293
We have discussions.

275
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,960
Like how Mommy constantly
forgets to CC Daddy on

276
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,230
company-wide memos.

277
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,599
Or how Daddy has a cork up
his *** about the format of

278
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,934
quarterly reports.

279
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,135
Mommy and Daddy?

280
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,670
Are you serious?

281
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,305
You two are the
worst part of my job.

282
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,283
There are
literally millions of guys in

283
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,451
this city.

284
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:39,452
Well, it's not
that easy to find a good one.

285
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,187
What
about that guy from work?

286
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,355
Who, Josh?

287
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,290
Honey, you
talk about him all the time.

288
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,358
I do not.

289
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,694
I just
worry about you all alone.

290
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,628
I know, Mom.

291
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,529
I'm fine.

292
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,730
Well,
we miss you, Sweetie.

293
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,320
Yeah, I do too.

294
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,000
Hey, look, Mom, I gotta go.

295
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,635
I'm walking out the door; I'm
gonna meet the girls for some

296
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,469
drinks.

297
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,370
But I'll call you
tomorrow, okay?

298
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,172
All right,
love you, Pumpkin.

299
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,600
I love you, too.

300
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,700
Happy Thanksgiving.

301
00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:02,609
Happy Thanksgiving.

302
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:22,195
Happy Smurfs are all alike.

303
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:27,400
But Unhappy Smurfs are all
unhappy in their own ways.

304
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:33,606
Smurfette pondered this as she
watched Grouchy Smurf squash a

305
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:39,579
strawberry under his shiny boot,

306
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:44,617
grumbling to himself about
the un-Smurfiness of the world.

307
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,932
Son of a *****.

308
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,115
Wowzers, what's the occasion?

309
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,750
Psychological warfare.

310
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,618
Time to
get into his head.

311
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,173
Ow.

312
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,341
Smooth, Shortcake.

313
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,776
Ugh, shut up.

314
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,210
What is this?

315
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,946
Travel shot glass?

316
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,815
That...

317
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,651
would be a menstrual cup.

318
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:52,819
Right.

319
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:53,620
My next guess.

320
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:54,521
What?

321
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,155
These are better
for the environment,

322
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,956
and tampons are dangerous.

323
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,124
You know what?

324
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,993
No, this is none
of your business.

325
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,198
Hot date tonight?

326
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,301
I might.

327
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,141
Ugh.

328
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,979
Ow!

329
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:20,814
****!

330
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,150
Duck!

331
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,651
You are weirder
than normal today.

332
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,354
Pressure of the job
application getting to you?

333
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,590
I...

334
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:33,660
had some weird
dreams last night.

335
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,995
You had a *** dream.

336
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:38,732
No.

337
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,103
Was I in it?-

338
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:47,774
Only in your dreams would
you ever be in my dreams.

339
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,810
Okay.

340
00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:00,787
It was a... little erotic.

341
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,424
I was in bed...

342
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:09,229
naked, and there was a man...

343
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,731
pressing up against me.

344
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,867
I could feel him...

345
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,235
you know.

346
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,605
I think you're gonna
have to spell it out for me.

347
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,760
Well, I guess I just...

348
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,347
feel weird because it
is a guy from work.

349
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,149
Ooh!

350
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,216
Hot date guy?

351
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,751
As a matter of fact...

352
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:34,621
Am I gonna have to notify HR?

353
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:37,891
...because of what we did.

354
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,192
We are drowning in remainders!

355
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,928
We have more remainders of that
insipid sports memoir than we do

356
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,163
of Jocelyn's book!

357
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,365
Because we print more because
they actually make money.

358
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,101
Because God forbid we actually
invest in something artistically

359
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:48,935
worthwhile!

360
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,236
You know what your
problem is, Helen?

361
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,720
You think it's below you to give
people what they actually want.

362
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:52,605
Me?

363
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,940
I don't give a shit!

364
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,775
People want a book
on donkey farts,

365
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,944
I'll ride the donkey
all the way to the bank!

366
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,213
This is what I get for selling
my soul to Mephistopheles.

367
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,114
Who?!

368
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,683
Read a book, Bexley!

369
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,656
****!

370
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,758
So...

371
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,261
when are where is this
supposed date going to happen?

372
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,831
You are very interested.

373
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,650
Why is that?

374
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,935
Well, studies show when a
manager feigns interest in his

375
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,171
employees' personal
lives, it boosts morale.

376
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,474
That, and I think you're lying.

377
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,177
I am meeting him for
drinks at the AC at seven,

378
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,847
and you will never be my boss.

379
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,281
Well, what a coincidence?

380
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,784
I'm going to the AC tonight...

381
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:38,952
at seven.

382
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,388
Fan-tastic.

383
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,157
I will see you there.

384
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,869
- Hey!
- Oh!

385
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,537
Sorry, I should wear a bell.

386
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,339
Like a cow.

387
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,974
You're not like a cow.

388
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,375
I'm gonna stop talking.

389
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,977
- Hi.
- Wait...

390
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,311
Are you moving offices?

391
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,348
Um, just doing a little
pre-packing, you know?

392
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,316
Organizing my ducks.

393
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,251
Boop!

394
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,152
What?

395
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,319
No, you're leaving?

396
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,954
Starting my own company.

397
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,900
I cannot believe we are
losing another designer.

398
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,558
Bexley's killing us.

399
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,361
Well, I... I still
have another week.

400
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,329
Um...

401
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,199
What... what brings you
to the... the Dan Cave?

402
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,801
Actually...

403
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,337
uh, I was wondering...

404
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,372
what you're doing tonight.

405
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,573
Oh.

406
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,210
Uh, well, uh, couple of guys
are taking me out on the town to

407
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,578
celebrate my old departure.

408
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,880
But tomorrow, I'm
free as a beaver.

409
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,382
- Mm...
- That's not an expression.

410
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,851
Yeah, no, I... I'm gonna
be swamped this weekend,

411
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,887
and actually, all of next week
and the next week with this...

412
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,923
this thing...

413
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,192
for, uh, cats.

414
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,394
Orphaned rescue cats.

415
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,395
Orphaned?

416
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,629
Yes, correct.

417
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,864
It's kind of a big deal and I
don't really know when I'm gonna

418
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,400
be available again, so tonight
is actually the only night I'm

419
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:04,237
available for, like, a
really long time, so...

420
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,407
All right, I mean,
I'll... switch things around,

421
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,441
you know?

422
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,277
It's for the cats.

423
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,147
Great.

424
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,615
Awesome, you are the best.

425
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,316
You're the best.

426
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:16,850
Oh!

427
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,385
The AC, seven o'clock.

428
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,519
I'll see ya there.

429
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,254
See ya there!

430
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,324
Ow.

431
00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:01,327
I hate Lucy.

432
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,265
Die, Lucy, die?

433
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,209
What the hell?

434
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:17,877
You too.

435
00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:19,612
Have a good weekend.

436
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,153
Were you just at my desk?

437
00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:29,422
Thought I saw a spider.

438
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,391
Hm.

439
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,990
What were you
really doing at my desk?

440
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,680
Like I said, spider.

441
00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:43,303
Hm.

442
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,479
You know what, Joshua?

443
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,613
You are so...

444
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,381
Sharp?

445
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,348
Intelligent?

446
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,516
Superior in every way?

447
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,180
Predictable.

448
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,954
Still going on your date?

449
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,722
Yup, and I should
probably get going.

450
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,910
You know, you should start with
the virtues of the menstrual

451
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:05,625
cup.

452
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,860
Guys love that.

453
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:10,130
Yeah, I just thought I'd tell
him I'm not wearing any panties.

454
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,298
Do guys like that?

455
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,740
Do you need a ride?

456
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,900
No, I will walk.

457
00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:24,310
But it's pouring.

458
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,680
I wouldn't want your makeup to
smear after you just spent 22

459
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,215
minutes on it in the bathroom.

460
00:22:29,249 --> 00:22:31,418
Has anyone ever told you
that you have stalker-like

461
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,485
tendencies?

462
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,521
Oh, so says the girl
with the serial killer eyes?

463
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:37,957
Yeah, only when I
imagine strangling you.

464
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,650
What?

465
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:47,467
Calm down, I'm not
actually gonna strangle you.

466
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,436
What are we doing?

467
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,472
What do you mean?

468
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,740
This.

469
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,770
This schoolyard game
that we play everyday.

470
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:01,414
You mean the game
where we hate each other?

471
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:05,850
Do you really hate me?

472
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,493
Sorry.

473
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,960
Just bumped the button.

474
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,519
So am I just
taking you home, or...?

475
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,920
No.

476
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,256
I need to go meet Danny still.

477
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,491
What are you talking about?

478
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:48,940
My date that you
are driving me to.

479
00:23:48,128 --> 00:23:50,930
Well, I... I thought...

480
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,665
But Danny?

481
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,401
Look, will you just pull over?

482
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,468
We're still a block
away from the bar.

483
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:57,203
Yeah, I know, I really
wanna get out of the car.

484
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,390
Oh...

485
00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:02,208
Hold on, just...

486
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,209
Hey, just wait a second!

487
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,145
Take my umbrell...!

488
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,749
Thing is, Harris, if this
were an authentic log cabin,

489
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,118
what you have to do is
notch it out up here,

490
00:24:12,152 --> 00:24:15,221
and then probably go with a
classic A-frame for aesthetic

491
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,489
and stability.

492
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,458
- Hi!
- Hey!

493
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:19,325
I'm so sorry I'm late.

494
00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:22,228
It is biblically
torrential out there.

495
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:23,496
Huh.

496
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,498
I look like I tried
to fight off a tsunami.

497
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,400
You look great wet.

498
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,710
I... I mean you look
really beautiful.

499
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,238
I'm really bad at this.

500
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,507
I'll have a Johnny Black, neat.

501
00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:36,509
Bailey's, rocks.

502
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,779
Rough day?

503
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,514
Strange day.

504
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,217
Oh, 'Stripping Time!'

505
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,518
'Stripping Time, '
you're reading it.

506
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:46,720
What do you think?

507
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,550
You know, they say "Don't
judge a book by its cover,"

508
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:52,459
but in this case,
they're both God-awful.

509
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,950
Yeah, I know.

510
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,363
I know!

511
00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:58,531
It's like who wants to read 10
pages about the topography of

512
00:24:58,598 --> 00:24:59,799
- Fort Ticonderoga?
- Ticonderoga?

513
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,468
Exactly what I thought!

514
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,636
It's genuinely really bad.

515
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:07,507
Um, will you
just... excuse me one second?

516
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,608
Yeah.

517
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,180
****!

518
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,181
Hey, you all right?

519
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,116
I'm fine.

520
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,484
What are you doing here?

521
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,285
You left your purse in my car.

522
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:22,122
Whatever, you win.

523
00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,724
The "Get in the Other
Person's Head" game, okay?!

524
00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:27,460
I mean, you somehow Jedi mind
tricked me into kissing you when

525
00:25:27,494 --> 00:25:29,562
I should have just
slapped your smug face.

526
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:30,730
It's been a really
good day for you.

527
00:25:30,764 --> 00:25:31,564
What?

528
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:32,465
I made a mistake, okay?

529
00:25:32,499 --> 00:25:34,667
And if you wanna
report me to HR or...

530
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:35,502
What?

531
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:36,836
That's what
you're worried about?

532
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,104
Josh!

533
00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:40,273
A man just called me "beautiful"
and my first thought is to think

534
00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:41,641
that he's messing with me.

535
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:42,308
Okay?

536
00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:42,842
I feel like I'm going crazy.

537
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:45,450
So just please go home.

538
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,483
All right, what can I get you?

539
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,223
Hey.

540
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,491
Hey!

541
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:00,427
Cheers.

542
00:26:01,795 --> 00:26:03,596
All right.

543
00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:07,300
Hey, did I just see Josh?

544
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,401
Uh, oh!

545
00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:10,770
Yeah, I... I left work
with a file that he needed.

546
00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:13,506
But don't worry, he is gone.

547
00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:16,242
Hey, so are you and he, like...

548
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,410
I don't know.

549
00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:19,713
I just can't help but feel
like there's like a vibe there.

550
00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:20,413
Uh-uh.

551
00:26:20,447 --> 00:26:21,781
- You two?
- Uh-uh.

552
00:26:21,815 --> 00:26:22,716
No, no, no.

553
00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:23,783
No vibe.

554
00:26:23,817 --> 00:26:25,585
No vibe there.

555
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,453
Cool, cool, cool.

556
00:26:26,453 --> 00:26:29,356
So, like, this is
a real date, then?

557
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:30,824
I mean, it is, right?

558
00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:32,325
Yeah.

559
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,893
It is definitely real.

560
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,528
Awesome.

561
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,364
So, where are you from?

562
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,365
Vermont.

563
00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:40,700
Green
Mountain State, Ethan Allen.

564
00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,202
That's right.

565
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,537
Yeah, my parents are
strawberry farmers.

566
00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:45,372
What?!

567
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,807
My parents have a
hobby farm, too!

568
00:26:47,841 --> 00:26:49,642
I'm talkin' bees,
goats, chickens,

569
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:50,710
the whole thing!

570
00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:51,544
Wait, are you serious?

571
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:52,379
I am serious.

572
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:53,847
How did I not
know this about you?

573
00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:54,748
I don't know.

574
00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:56,483
But we got Karen
and Sharon the sheep,

575
00:26:56,549 --> 00:26:59,486
we got Percy Pig, we
got Bonito the queen bee,

576
00:26:59,552 --> 00:27:00,553
and we got Phillip the goat.

577
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,188
You know about goat parkour?

578
00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:03,456
Goat parkour?

579
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:04,624
- That's correct.
- No.

580
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:05,725
It's the greatest thing
you've ever seen in your life.

581
00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:08,361
So Phillip jumps off of
any surface pulling this,

582
00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:09,562
like, radical move
where he's like,

583
00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:10,764
"Psych, I'm a goat!"

584
00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,565
It's the best thing in the
w... I have to show it to you.

585
00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:14,501
Do you have pictures?

586
00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:17,404
I don't, actually.

587
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,206
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

588
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,675
Yeah, a third of all
our food actually comes from

589
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:22,942
bee-pollinated plants.

590
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,511
- Wow!
- Which is... yeah, it's shocking.

591
00:27:24,577 --> 00:27:25,779
- I didn't know that.
- Really, so...

592
00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:28,682
Okay, so wait, wait, do you
have to wear one of those bee

593
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:29,849
suits?

594
00:27:29,883 --> 00:27:33,853
To me honest, I'm like Macaulay
Culkin in 'My Girl'-level

595
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:36,690
allergic to bees, so
every time I go home,

596
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,892
I have to carry,
like, an EpiPen.

597
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:39,759
No!

598
00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:42,328
Oh, that's so
nerdy, I love that.

599
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:45,265
Says the girl who read 'War
and Peace' in the sixth grade!

600
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,700
No, I said I tried.

601
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,601
And that doesn't
make me a nerd, okay?

602
00:27:48,601 --> 00:27:50,503
That just makes me precocious.

603
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:53,239
No, see, that's just
nerd talk for bein' a nerd.

604
00:27:53,273 --> 00:27:54,607
No, it's not.

605
00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:55,608
Embrace it.

606
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:24,838
Hi, who is it?

607
00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:26,473
Delivery for Lucy Hutton.

608
00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:27,540
Oh, okay.

609
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,641
Come on in.

610
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:33,913
- Thank you.
- Have a nice day.

611
00:28:33,947 --> 00:28:35,715
You too.

612
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,768
Lucy?

613
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,438
I'm very sorry.

614
00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:34,607
So sorry you forgot
to shower this morning?

615
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:38,545
Can we please lay
down our weapons?

616
00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:44,517
Yeah, okay.

617
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,786
Cease fire.

618
00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:54,828
- Packin' some heat?
- Yeah.

619
00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:57,300
I...

620
00:29:57,731 --> 00:29:59,532
come strapped.

621
00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:02,736
Okay, now let's just...

622
00:30:02,736 --> 00:30:05,805
never speak about
it again, okay?

623
00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:14,381
So, how was your date?

624
00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:15,749
It was fine.

625
00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:17,751
Yeah, he actually
sent me flowers,

626
00:30:17,751 --> 00:30:20,920
which I thought was
a very classy move.

627
00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,989
Turns out we have
a lot in common.

628
00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:24,557
He's really nice.

629
00:30:24,591 --> 00:30:28,762
Mm, yeah, the allure of the
nice guy: your white whale.

630
00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:29,662
What's wrong with nice?

631
00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:31,498
Nothing, if
that's what you want.

632
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:32,832
Isn't that what
everybody wants?

633
00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:34,768
So it seems.

634
00:30:37,137 --> 00:30:39,939
So, what game
should we play now?

635
00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:41,775
I don't know.

636
00:30:41,775 --> 00:30:43,777
How about something where
we don't fight all the time?

637
00:30:43,777 --> 00:30:44,577
Oh!

638
00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:45,578
Like the "Normal
Colleagues" game.

639
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:47,514
It would go like this:
Good morning, Josh.

640
00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:48,581
Why, good morning, Lucy.

641
00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:49,282
How was your weekend?

642
00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:50,450
Oh, it was lovely, thank you.

643
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,786
Oh, I'll be working on the
Walker book today if you need

644
00:30:52,786 --> 00:30:53,586
any help.

645
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:54,320
Oh, my gosh!

646
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,122
That's so cooperative of you!

647
00:30:56,156 --> 00:30:58,425
You're very welcome, Lucy.

648
00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:02,262
Pfff.

649
00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:03,963
Okay, well, I'll
take that as a no.

650
00:31:03,997 --> 00:31:06,900
Lucy, can we talk about
your team-building proposal?

651
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,201
Sure.

652
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,602
I booked the conference center
and I'm organizing a scavenger

653
00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:10,603
hunt.

654
00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:12,872
I made these tiny books,
put little clues inside.

655
00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,474
I was kind of inspired
by 'Gulliver's Travels'...

656
00:31:14,507 --> 00:31:16,443
you know,
Lilliputian books and...

657
00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:20,814
I'm sorry, do you
have a better idea?

658
00:31:20,814 --> 00:31:23,516
Well, as a matter of fact, I
submitted a proposal of my own.

659
00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:24,451
You did what?

660
00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:25,185
Paintball.

661
00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:27,870
Physical activity, fresh air.

662
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,988
And you come strapped, right?

663
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:29,989
No.

664
00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:30,890
That sounds like a
lawsuit waiting to happen.

665
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:33,827
I felt the same way,
but Bexley loved it.

666
00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,950
Hell yeah, I love it.

667
00:31:35,128 --> 00:31:37,997
Let everyone work out their
issues with guns and ammo like

668
00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:39,966
God the Almighty intended.

669
00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:42,635
We flipped a coin and
we're going with paintball.

670
00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:45,638
I'm sorry, Lucy, I know
how hard you worked on this.

671
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:49,743
Son of a *****!

672
00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:53,947
You just couldn't let
me have this, could you?

673
00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:55,115
Could you?!

674
00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:58,852
No problem!

675
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,687
I mean, put down
the books, nerds.

676
00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,555
Guns are the new...

677
00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:05,859
Whatever's best for B&G, so...

678
00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:08,495
Um, if you would just
excuse me a minute.

679
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,766
Tinkerbell on the rag?

680
00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:13,833
Ugh!

681
00:32:13,867 --> 00:32:15,100
Bad date.

682
00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:30,550
Mack attack, ready for battle.

683
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:31,851
Carl, don't look so scared.

684
00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:32,886
Annabelle!

685
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,788
- Nice muffs.
- Thanks!

686
00:32:35,889 --> 00:32:38,580
What was that you were saying
about everybody hating me?

687
00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:41,161
And yet, here I am,
leading a day of team-building.

688
00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:43,229
Well, bully for you.

689
00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:44,300
Oh!

690
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,650
Luce, cute outfit.

691
00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:46,320
Oh.

692
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:47,600
Look, I need a tiny favor.

693
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:48,535
Okay.

694
00:32:48,568 --> 00:32:50,700
My boyfriend's niece
is having a rough time:

695
00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:52,720
drugs, illegal stuff,
there's an arson thing.

696
00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:53,973
But her mom thinks an
internship would do her good.

697
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:56,420
No, I... I don't think
now's a good time for...

698
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,944
Look, I don't wanna beg,
but I'm totally gonna beg.

699
00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:59,512
You're the only one
that can deal with her.

700
00:32:59,546 --> 00:33:00,213
Well...

701
00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:01,581
Just a couple months, okay?

702
00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:02,816
- Thank you so much!
- No...

703
00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:03,650
You know what?

704
00:33:03,717 --> 00:33:04,517
- I'm gonna text her right now.
- Oh...

705
00:33:04,551 --> 00:33:05,852
- You are absolutely the best.
- No...

706
00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:07,220
Luce, the best.

707
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:09,550
Oh, my God...

708
00:33:09,890 --> 00:33:10,957
Uh, hey, Luce, I've got this
friend and he's looking for a

709
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,580
- new roommate.
- Will you shut up?

710
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,727
You think you'd
wanna move in with him?

711
00:33:13,727 --> 00:33:14,861
Hey!

712
00:33:14,894 --> 00:33:16,129
Oh!

713
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:17,764
Pretty fancy gun you got.

714
00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,100
JP Splatmaster 1000.

715
00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:22,680
This puppy goes 200 yards...

716
00:33:22,102 --> 00:33:23,837
no ball chop.

717
00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:25,538
Hey, you wanna be teammates?

718
00:33:25,572 --> 00:33:26,139
Yes.

719
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:28,108
Teams are pre-selected.

720
00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:29,275
All right.

721
00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:31,644
You know, if
they're pre-selected.

722
00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:33,880
See ya out there.

723
00:33:33,947 --> 00:33:35,648
Oh, sorry.

724
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,618
- Nice one, Danny.
- Helmet.

725
00:33:38,651 --> 00:33:40,320
Guy's a walking catastrophe.

726
00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:43,230
Okay, easy, Tiger,
it's his last day.

727
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,624
You look pale.

728
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,326
N... what are you doing?!

729
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:47,894
You're burnin' up, Shortcake.

730
00:33:47,961 --> 00:33:50,230
I do not know
anyone by that name.

731
00:33:50,263 --> 00:33:51,765
You sure you don't
wanna sit this one out?

732
00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:52,766
Oh, no.

733
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,234
No, I am not going anywhere.

734
00:33:54,267 --> 00:33:57,570
I am gonna be right
here, all up in your grill,

735
00:33:57,604 --> 00:33:59,139
like a Fourth of July picnic.

736
00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:01,941
I am going to annihilate you.

737
00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:04,711
We're on the same team.

738
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,180
****.

739
00:34:09,282 --> 00:34:10,650
All right, listen up!

740
00:34:10,684 --> 00:34:13,190
It's gonna be two
teams, orange versus blue,

741
00:34:13,530 --> 00:34:14,821
capture the flag.

742
00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:15,689
Let's go!

743
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:16,956
Lucy, move out!

744
00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:18,958
Go, go, go, go, go!

745
00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:20,527
Hey, move!

746
00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:22,228
Take down Templeman!

747
00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:24,998
Let's go!

748
00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:25,999
To the right!

749
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,133
Go, go, go, go!

750
00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,201
Watch out!

751
00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:30,360
Parkour!

752
00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:32,372
What?!

753
00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:34,140
Don't you go dying on me!

754
00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:35,141
Hi, Danny.

755
00:34:35,175 --> 00:34:35,942
Fall back!

756
00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:36,810
Get the
hell out of here!

757
00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:39,145
You guys,
Templeman's in the camper!

758
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,347
Ah, shit.

759
00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:41,981
Save yourselves!

760
00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:44,840
Come on, orange team!

761
00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:45,552
Move!

762
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,654
Move up!

763
00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:48,822
Okay, team.

764
00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:50,190
What's the plan?

765
00:34:50,223 --> 00:34:51,124
Wait for my signal.

766
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:52,580
Wait, what?

767
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:53,727
What's the signal?

768
00:34:57,664 --> 00:34:59,165
Okay, I'll cover you.

769
00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:01,340
Worry about yourself, GI Joe.

770
00:35:01,670 --> 00:35:02,936
The sniper's got us pinned down.

771
00:35:02,969 --> 00:35:04,170
I got this, Lucy!

772
00:35:04,204 --> 00:35:05,380
What is she doing?!

773
00:35:05,710 --> 00:35:07,700
I didn't signal!

774
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,942
Here
comes the pain!

775
00:35:09,142 --> 00:35:10,744
You like that?!

776
00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:13,713
Ahh!

777
00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:16,649
Suck my paintballs, *****es!

778
00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:18,510
Lucy, I did it!

779
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,252
Ow!

780
00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,154
Son of a *****!

781
00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:23,757
Who shoots someone in the back?

782
00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:25,658
I knew I should've
gone with the Splatmaster.

783
00:35:25,692 --> 00:35:27,727
Aw, poor Danny.

784
00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:31,264
Mother of
dragons, that hurt!

785
00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:32,265
Seriously?!

786
00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:33,833
I'm already out!

787
00:35:33,867 --> 00:35:35,201
Sorry.

788
00:35:35,235 --> 00:35:36,436
Was that really necessary?

789
00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:39,500
All's fair in love and war.

790
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:40,106
Okay.

791
00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:41,708
I'm gonna make a run for it.

792
00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:42,876
And let you get all the glory?

793
00:35:42,942 --> 00:35:43,777
Hell no, Templeman.

794
00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:46,179
Better act
quick, then, Shortcake.

795
00:35:51,885 --> 00:35:53,253
- Come here!
- What are you doing?!

796
00:35:53,286 --> 00:35:56,890
You
never bring cupcakes!

797
00:35:56,122 --> 00:35:57,857
We're on the same team!

798
00:35:57,891 --> 00:35:58,858
Get off!

799
00:35:58,892 --> 00:36:00,894
Go, Lucy, go!

800
00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:14,441
- Stay down.
- What are you doing?

801
00:36:14,474 --> 00:36:16,343
Get off me!

802
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:22,820
Total domination!

803
00:36:22,115 --> 00:36:23,283
You hurt her!

804
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:24,150
Oh, my God.

805
00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:25,318
Lucy, I'm sorry, I
got carried away.

806
00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:26,186
Stop.

807
00:36:26,219 --> 00:36:27,320
Stop it.

808
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:28,488
Ugh, get this thing off me.

809
00:36:28,521 --> 00:36:29,756
It's like a million degrees.

810
00:36:29,789 --> 00:36:30,990
Luce, you're sweating.

811
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:31,958
Oh, my God, is it
internal bleeding?

812
00:36:31,991 --> 00:36:33,590
Is she gonna die?

813
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:34,794
No, she doesn't have a
fever because you shot her,

814
00:36:34,828 --> 00:36:35,462
you ****.

815
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:36,396
Are you okay?

816
00:36:36,429 --> 00:36:37,263
She's fine.

817
00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:38,765
No, I'm fine,
don't worry...

818
00:36:38,798 --> 00:36:41,301
- Okay, all right.
- Oh, God.

819
00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:42,268
Let's get you up.

820
00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:43,837
Come on, time to go home.

821
00:36:43,870 --> 00:36:46,206
Yeah, paintball's over.

822
00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:50,243
I'm sorry.

823
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:54,481
All right, here you go.

824
00:37:02,355 --> 00:37:04,290
What are you doing here?

825
00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:05,959
I drove you home.

826
00:37:05,992 --> 00:37:06,459
No, I know.

827
00:37:06,493 --> 00:37:07,527
Why are you...

828
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,262
standing in my
apartment right now?

829
00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:10,397
What do you
think I was gonna do,

830
00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:12,465
just open the door and
kick you out of a moving car?

831
00:37:12,499 --> 00:37:14,200
I'm... fine.

832
00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:15,802
Yeah, okay.

833
00:37:15,835 --> 00:37:16,770
You gonna be sick?

834
00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:20,600
Okay, bathroom, go, go, go, go.

835
00:37:21,274 --> 00:37:22,475
There you go.

836
00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:24,944
Yeah.

837
00:37:25,211 --> 00:37:26,179
Ugh.

838
00:37:27,947 --> 00:37:31,184
Oh, the humanity.

839
00:37:31,217 --> 00:37:32,952
Okay.

840
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,279
Ow.

841
00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,547
Sorry.

842
00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:38,180
Ugh.

843
00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:44,924
- Still alive in there?
- Yeah.

844
00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:46,559
All right, sit up.

845
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,950
Time to take your temp.

846
00:38:54,434 --> 00:38:56,102
Open up, Rambo.

847
00:38:56,136 --> 00:38:57,937
There you go.

848
00:38:59,205 --> 00:39:01,408
You're in my bedroom.

849
00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:05,278
I'm wearing Sleepysaurus.

850
00:39:05,311 --> 00:39:07,130
Try not to
talk, Shortcake.

851
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,315
I know that's hard for you.

852
00:39:11,951 --> 00:39:13,486
Here we go.

853
00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:15,355
102.8.

854
00:39:15,388 --> 00:39:18,958
Ooh, that's not very
nice, Mr. Thermometer.

855
00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:23,463
Are you laughing?

856
00:39:24,464 --> 00:39:27,200
Oh, I must be hallucinating.

857
00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:28,601
Sit tight.

858
00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:30,470
I'll be back.

859
00:39:36,509 --> 00:39:38,345
No, there's two of you.

860
00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:42,382
Josh must have
gotten wet after midnight.

861
00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:45,485
- Lucy?
- Mm.

862
00:39:45,518 --> 00:39:45,985
I'm a doctor.

863
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,253
How are you feeling?

864
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,321
Not so good.

865
00:39:48,355 --> 00:39:50,390
She's got a fever of 103.

866
00:39:50,790 --> 00:39:52,425
All right, let's sit you up.

867
00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:53,993
Okay.

868
00:40:01,434 --> 00:40:04,400
You are really handsome.

869
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,600
Thank you.

870
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,376
People always say Josh
is the good-looking one.

871
00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:12,345
Oh, you're his brother.

872
00:40:12,379 --> 00:40:15,382
Oh, you must've wanted to beat
him up so much when you were a

873
00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:17,417
kid.

874
00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:18,251
I like her.

875
00:40:18,284 --> 00:40:19,386
Oh, she's very special.

876
00:40:19,419 --> 00:40:21,187
Wait, can you tell me
embarrassing things about him?

877
00:40:21,187 --> 00:40:22,722
You must know all
the best stuff.

878
00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,524
Well, um...

879
00:40:24,557 --> 00:40:26,192
He used to dress
up like a dog...

880
00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:27,293
No...

881
00:40:27,293 --> 00:40:28,495
Make our mom walk him
around the block.

882
00:40:28,528 --> 00:40:31,970
Oh, my God, this
is the best day of my life.

883
00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:32,665
I was a kid, thank you.

884
00:40:32,732 --> 00:40:33,733
He was 12.

885
00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:34,367
No!

886
00:40:34,401 --> 00:40:35,568
Oh, Josh, that's too old.

887
00:40:35,635 --> 00:40:38,104
All right, thank you very much
for the house call, Doctor.

888
00:40:38,138 --> 00:40:39,439
Time to go.

889
00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:41,207
Laughter's the
best medicine, right?

890
00:40:45,545 --> 00:40:47,447
No...

891
00:40:47,914 --> 00:40:50,150
You did all the right things.

892
00:40:50,684 --> 00:40:52,419
You would've been good at this.

893
00:40:53,219 --> 00:40:56,289
I'm not trying to
be a ****, come on.

894
00:40:56,589 --> 00:40:58,591
I'm just saying, you did good.

895
00:41:01,428 --> 00:41:03,430
So...

896
00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:05,598
you ever gonna RSVP?

897
00:41:05,598 --> 00:41:08,501
It's just that, you know, Mindy
and I need a final head count.

898
00:41:08,568 --> 00:41:10,603
Yeah, yeah, uh...

899
00:41:10,603 --> 00:41:12,339
I've just been slammed at work.

900
00:41:12,405 --> 00:41:13,573
Sorry.

901
00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:15,675
Look, man...

902
00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:18,144
it's awkward, I get it.

903
00:41:18,178 --> 00:41:21,314
But when your brother
gets married, you show up.

904
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:22,415
Bring a plus one.

905
00:41:22,449 --> 00:41:24,417
Oh yeah, right,
'cause that's what we need:

906
00:41:24,451 --> 00:41:27,721
more witnesses to our
absurd family drama.

907
00:41:28,254 --> 00:41:30,357
Keep her fluids up.

908
00:41:31,424 --> 00:41:34,940
Call me if the fever gets worse.

909
00:41:34,461 --> 00:41:35,261
Thank you, Pat.

910
00:41:35,328 --> 00:41:37,263
Thank
you, little brother.

911
00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:47,700
- How are we doin'?
- Hey.

912
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,542
I brought you a little water.

913
00:41:51,745 --> 00:41:53,480
N... I'm not a baby.

914
00:41:53,513 --> 00:41:54,814
You already broke
two glasses earlier,

915
00:41:54,848 --> 00:41:57,550
so better safe than sorry.

916
00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:00,186
There you go.

917
00:42:01,654 --> 00:42:03,757
My mom always gave me
strawberry juice when I was

918
00:42:03,757 --> 00:42:05,492
sick.

919
00:42:05,825 --> 00:42:06,960
What did yours do?

920
00:42:06,993 --> 00:42:10,130
Oh, they were always too
busy treating other people.

921
00:42:10,130 --> 00:42:11,398
If you weren't in
cardiac arrest,

922
00:42:11,464 --> 00:42:14,200
your ailment
didn't exactly rank.

923
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,668
Is your whole family doctors?

924
00:42:15,668 --> 00:42:17,470
And surgeons.

925
00:42:17,837 --> 00:42:19,572
Except me.

926
00:42:21,641 --> 00:42:24,377
Has anyone ever told you that
you look like a young Dennis

927
00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:25,378
Quaid?

928
00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:28,548
I think it's time to take
your temp again, Shortcake.

929
00:42:28,581 --> 00:42:30,383
No, stop calling me that.

930
00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:31,851
Oh, not a chance.

931
00:42:31,851 --> 00:42:34,387
Watching you pretend to hate
that nickname is the best part

932
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:36,560
of my day.

933
00:42:36,322 --> 00:42:38,324
You changed shirts.

934
00:42:38,591 --> 00:42:40,660
You look like an Old Navy model.

935
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:42,228
My brother brought it for me.

936
00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:44,164
You puked on the
other one, remember?

937
00:42:44,164 --> 00:42:46,166
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm.

938
00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:52,172
Dove gray, white, powder
blue, window pane, true blue.

939
00:42:52,172 --> 00:42:54,441
- What's that?
- Your shirts.

940
00:42:54,507 --> 00:42:57,510
Always in the same order.

941
00:42:58,812 --> 00:43:01,314
I guess I am that predictable.

942
00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:03,883
Yeah, you only
surprised me once.

943
00:43:03,883 --> 00:43:06,619
- When was that?
- The elevator.

944
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,356
And...

945
00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:11,424
what did you think about that?

946
00:43:14,594 --> 00:43:17,530
Yeah, I thought
it was really hot.

947
00:43:24,537 --> 00:43:26,539
Are we playing the staring game?

948
00:43:26,606 --> 00:43:28,541
It's my favorite.

949
00:43:29,709 --> 00:43:32,545
I like the way you look at me.

950
00:43:35,849 --> 00:43:38,118
Get some rest.

951
00:43:56,636 --> 00:43:57,737
Josh?

952
00:43:57,771 --> 00:44:00,640
Oh, she lives!

953
00:44:01,408 --> 00:44:03,643
Why are you
cleaning my apartment?

954
00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:04,844
Oh, actually, I
didn't clean it.

955
00:44:04,878 --> 00:44:06,880
I demoed the whole thing and
rebuilt it from the ground up

956
00:44:06,946 --> 00:44:08,214
with a team of elves.

957
00:44:08,214 --> 00:44:09,315
Figured it was easier.

958
00:44:09,382 --> 00:44:12,318
Okay, just 'cause I'm not
turned on by the smell of

959
00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:13,486
cleaning supplies...

960
00:44:13,486 --> 00:44:15,789
Weird, that doesn't
sound like "Thank you"...

961
00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:17,390
- No...
- But you're very welcome.

962
00:44:17,424 --> 00:44:18,224
Thank you.

963
00:44:18,258 --> 00:44:19,693
Seriously, thank
you for everything.

964
00:44:19,759 --> 00:44:21,695
But just... would
you... stop, stop.

965
00:44:21,761 --> 00:44:22,262
This is weird.

966
00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:24,164
This is way too weird.

967
00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:26,966
Oh, and if you use any
of this against me...

968
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,236
Oh, right, because knowing
the consistency of your vomit's

969
00:44:30,270 --> 00:44:31,771
really gonna give me
a competitive edge.

970
00:44:31,805 --> 00:44:32,806
No, Josh, stop.

971
00:44:32,806 --> 00:44:33,940
No, I get it, it's fine.

972
00:44:33,973 --> 00:44:36,710
My brother left a prescription
for you on the table.

973
00:44:36,776 --> 00:44:38,445
See you at the office.

974
00:44:45,985 --> 00:44:47,620
Shit.

975
00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,293
Did you know daisies
are found on every continent

976
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,795
except Antartica-arctica?

977
00:44:55,829 --> 00:44:57,263
Oh, gotta go.

978
00:44:57,297 --> 00:44:58,298
Lucy!

979
00:44:58,365 --> 00:44:59,699
Hi!

980
00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:00,633
What are you doing here?

981
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,702
I got you these.

982
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:03,837
Always with the flowers.

983
00:45:03,837 --> 00:45:05,271
You're very sweet.

984
00:45:05,305 --> 00:45:06,539
How are you feeling?

985
00:45:06,539 --> 00:45:09,542
Like my body survived a
violent alien abduction.

986
00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:12,312
Fun fact about alien
abductions: not violent.

987
00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:14,814
They get a bad rep 'cause of all
the probe stuff but my personal

988
00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:16,983
feelings are that aliens
are actually people from,

989
00:45:17,170 --> 00:45:19,586
like, a million years from
now just checkin' in on their

990
00:45:19,652 --> 00:45:20,754
ancestors.

991
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,220
I don't know if you've read
Nick Bostrom's 'Simulation

992
00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:24,758
Hypothesis, ' but if you build a
quantum computer the size of a

993
00:45:24,824 --> 00:45:25,658
planet...

994
00:45:28,610 --> 00:45:29,162
And after you.

995
00:45:29,195 --> 00:45:30,130
If you think about the
exponential rate of computing

996
00:45:30,163 --> 00:45:33,299
power alone from, like,
40 years ago 'til now,

997
00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:35,969
and then you do that from, like,
4,000 years or four million

998
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,738
years, there's basically
no way we're not aliens.

999
00:45:39,773 --> 00:45:40,674
That's... that's cool.

1000
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,941
- It's crazy, right?
- Yeah.

1001
00:45:44,177 --> 00:45:46,579
Hey, so you wanna
get dinner tonight?

1002
00:45:47,514 --> 00:45:48,415
Maybe.

1003
00:45:48,481 --> 00:45:50,684
I'll... I'll have to
see how I'm feeling.

1004
00:45:51,184 --> 00:45:52,986
Hey, JTT!

1005
00:45:53,190 --> 00:45:54,421
Temple-man.

1006
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:55,989
What's up, dude bro?

1007
00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:57,791
You don't work here anymore.

1008
00:45:57,857 --> 00:45:58,958
Yeah.

1009
00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:00,760
Just checkin' in on my girl.

1010
00:46:00,794 --> 00:46:02,796
The old Lucy Goose.

1011
00:46:02,862 --> 00:46:05,432
Lucille Ball 'n' Chain.

1012
00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:08,702
Lucy in the Sky with Danny.

1013
00:46:10,503 --> 00:46:11,805
Wow.

1014
00:46:11,805 --> 00:46:12,972
Okay.

1015
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,941
No vibe, huh?

1016
00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:17,377
Lucy?

1017
00:46:17,444 --> 00:46:19,790
Can you come see me
when you get settled?

1018
00:46:19,112 --> 00:46:20,880
Yeah, yeah, just one second.

1019
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,249
- Um...
- Guess that's my cue.

1020
00:46:24,117 --> 00:46:25,352
Oh.

1021
00:46:25,385 --> 00:46:26,252
Thanks.

1022
00:46:26,252 --> 00:46:27,721
- Yeah, I'll email you.
- Okay.

1023
00:46:27,787 --> 00:46:29,622
Cool, cool, cool, cool.

1024
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:32,625
Oh.

1025
00:46:36,963 --> 00:46:38,732
Strawberry juice.

1026
00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:47,474
You sent the roses.

1027
00:46:52,746 --> 00:46:54,848
Joshua Templeman.

1028
00:46:55,749 --> 00:46:57,117
Yes, I'll be right there.

1029
00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:58,651
Thank you.

1030
00:47:00,487 --> 00:47:02,655
Glad you're feeling better.

1031
00:47:04,924 --> 00:47:06,493
Crap.

1032
00:47:11,765 --> 00:47:12,599
Oh.

1033
00:47:12,665 --> 00:47:14,934
I saw you
submitted your application.

1034
00:47:14,968 --> 00:47:16,690
I know, it's a long-shot.

1035
00:47:16,102 --> 00:47:17,404
Are you kidding me?

1036
00:47:17,437 --> 00:47:19,506
I'm counting on you
getting this job.

1037
00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:21,775
We can't let Bexley turn
this place into some kind of...

1038
00:47:21,841 --> 00:47:23,143
Commercial shit house?

1039
00:47:23,176 --> 00:47:25,412
I was
gonna say "factory."

1040
00:47:25,445 --> 00:47:26,279
But yeah.

1041
00:47:26,312 --> 00:47:28,810
Josh submitted his
application too.

1042
00:47:28,114 --> 00:47:28,948
I know.

1043
00:47:28,982 --> 00:47:31,584
His Harvard MBA
won't hurt his chances.

1044
00:47:31,584 --> 00:47:34,540
I have a Master's
in Victorian Lit.

1045
00:47:34,870 --> 00:47:34,888
Does that count?

1046
00:47:34,954 --> 00:47:36,423
For me, it does.

1047
00:47:36,423 --> 00:47:38,692
Not so much for
the money people.

1048
00:47:38,692 --> 00:47:41,428
There are a lot of
good candidates, Lucy.

1049
00:47:41,428 --> 00:47:43,163
Will you be honest with me?

1050
00:47:43,196 --> 00:47:44,330
How much of a shot do I have?

1051
00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:46,733
Because I really want this
job and I... I need to prepare

1052
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,434
myself...

1053
00:47:47,467 --> 00:47:49,436
Don't underestimate yourself.

1054
00:47:49,469 --> 00:47:52,806
You already coordinate
every department on my behalf.

1055
00:47:52,806 --> 00:47:54,808
You know this company
from the bottom up.

1056
00:47:54,874 --> 00:47:56,443
You have fantastic instincts.

1057
00:47:56,476 --> 00:47:57,977
Frankly...

1058
00:47:58,110 --> 00:48:01,514
I should have promoted
you to editorial years ago.

1059
00:48:01,815 --> 00:48:04,484
Why didn't you?

1060
00:48:05,151 --> 00:48:07,821
You never asked.

1061
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,524
And I rely on you to do the
parts of my job that I hate

1062
00:48:11,558 --> 00:48:16,563
doing, which is why you'd
make a great managing director.

1063
00:48:26,172 --> 00:48:28,174
I'm trying to say thank you.

1064
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:28,975
No need.

1065
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:30,543
You helped me, okay?

1066
00:48:30,577 --> 00:48:31,478
And I owe you a favor.

1067
00:48:31,478 --> 00:48:32,379
What can I do for you?

1068
00:48:32,412 --> 00:48:33,513
I will clean your apartment.

1069
00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:34,748
I will bake you a cake.

1070
00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:36,683
I will... I will go with you to
your brother's wedding and I

1071
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:37,917
will be your designated driver.

1072
00:48:37,951 --> 00:48:41,210
You can get shit-faced drunk
and I will clean up your vomit.

1073
00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:42,288
How do you know about that?

1074
00:48:42,322 --> 00:48:44,557
Because I overheard you in my
kitchen and I know you need a

1075
00:48:44,591 --> 00:48:45,125
plus one.

1076
00:48:45,158 --> 00:48:46,493
Are you mad at me?

1077
00:48:46,493 --> 00:48:48,495
I'm not mad at
you, I'm just busy.

1078
00:48:48,528 --> 00:48:50,930
My God, Lucinda, can I
please get a moment alone?

1079
00:48:50,964 --> 00:48:51,598
No.

1080
00:48:51,664 --> 00:48:52,766
Not until you say we're even.

1081
00:48:52,766 --> 00:48:54,768
What do you mean "even?"

1082
00:48:59,720 --> 00:48:59,973
This is cozy.

1083
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,875
Just say that I can
take you to the wedding.

1084
00:49:01,941 --> 00:49:02,776
Is that what you want?

1085
00:49:02,776 --> 00:49:04,678
No, what I want is
to stop fighting.

1086
00:49:04,678 --> 00:49:06,780
I want just a tiny sliver
of peace in my daily life.

1087
00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:08,715
And to die
very slowly of boredom.

1088
00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:10,884
Oh, no, I won't be bored, I'll
have this fantastic new job to

1089
00:49:10,950 --> 00:49:11,951
keep me occupied.

1090
00:49:11,985 --> 00:49:12,852
You're not getting the job.

1091
00:49:12,886 --> 00:49:14,870
No!

1092
00:49:22,562 --> 00:49:24,597
Do me a favor?

1093
00:49:24,831 --> 00:49:26,466
What?

1094
00:49:27,634 --> 00:49:30,570
Go to dinner with
Danny and kiss him.

1095
00:49:31,571 --> 00:49:32,806
What?

1096
00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:33,907
Why?

1097
00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:36,576
If it's better than our
elevator kiss, then fine.

1098
00:49:36,576 --> 00:49:37,977
- But if it's not...
- What is with you?

1099
00:49:38,110 --> 00:49:40,814
I... I don't wanna be some
experiment before you settle

1100
00:49:40,847 --> 00:49:42,716
down with Mr. Right.

1101
00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:46,986
And I'm not gonna put my hands
on you again unless you tell me

1102
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,256
that nobody
kisses you like I do.

1103
00:49:57,397 --> 00:50:00,660
Wow, this view
is... it's incredible!

1104
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:01,868
This is very romantic.

1105
00:50:01,901 --> 00:50:03,570
Well, not just romantic...

1106
00:50:03,603 --> 00:50:04,771
historical.

1107
00:50:04,804 --> 00:50:06,740
Did you know that in
the American Revolution,

1108
00:50:06,773 --> 00:50:09,420
the British used to keep
prisoners of war on a boat in

1109
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:10,377
the East River?

1110
00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:12,746
And like 12,000 of them died.

1111
00:50:12,779 --> 00:50:14,347
And they didn't know
what to do with the bodies,

1112
00:50:14,381 --> 00:50:16,583
so they just
dumped them overboard.

1113
00:50:16,616 --> 00:50:18,585
I mean, literally
picture that in your mind.

1114
00:50:18,618 --> 00:50:20,387
Oh, I am.

1115
00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:22,856
So, anyway, how's
business going?

1116
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,324
Yeah...

1117
00:50:24,357 --> 00:50:25,558
it's going all right.

1118
00:50:25,592 --> 00:50:28,528
I've got like four clients and
pitching two more this week.

1119
00:50:28,528 --> 00:50:30,397
And, you know, if you
get that promoshe...

1120
00:50:30,430 --> 00:50:32,432
Yes, I will
definitely keep you in mind.

1121
00:50:32,465 --> 00:50:34,340
I, uh, got something for you.

1122
00:50:34,670 --> 00:50:35,735
Danny, that's so thoughtful!

1123
00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:37,737
♪ Check this out! ♪

1124
00:50:38,805 --> 00:50:40,600
A business card!

1125
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,609
For all your
graphic design needs.

1126
00:50:42,642 --> 00:50:43,443
Thank you.

1127
00:50:43,476 --> 00:50:45,578
Designed it myself.

1128
00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:48,748
Hey, have you ever
thought about kissing me?

1129
00:50:48,782 --> 00:50:51,351
Only every day since you
spilled coffee on my lap in my

1130
00:50:51,384 --> 00:50:53,386
first staff meeting.

1131
00:50:55,755 --> 00:50:56,723
Wow.

1132
00:50:58,124 --> 00:51:01,940
- Wow, wow.
- Yeah.

1133
00:51:27,987 --> 00:51:30,560
Do you think he's home?

1134
00:51:30,757 --> 00:51:32,192
What, are you
stalking me, Shortcake?

1135
00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:34,861
Yeah, just went through
your garbage, actually.

1136
00:51:34,894 --> 00:51:35,762
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

1137
00:51:35,795 --> 00:51:36,696
Find anything interesting?

1138
00:51:36,730 --> 00:51:39,432
You know, the usual
stuff: food scraps,

1139
00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:41,167
stiff Kleenex, adult diapers.

1140
00:51:43,336 --> 00:51:44,804
You should always laugh.

1141
00:51:44,838 --> 00:51:47,240
You should always be funny.

1142
00:51:47,273 --> 00:51:48,875
So, how was your date?

1143
00:51:48,908 --> 00:51:52,779
Did he roll the last meatball
over to you with his nose?

1144
00:51:53,446 --> 00:51:55,982
- Did you kiss him?
- Yeah.

1145
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,784
And?

1146
00:51:58,510 --> 00:51:59,386
And...

1147
00:51:59,419 --> 00:52:03,256
I... am not going to
date him anymore.

1148
00:52:03,289 --> 00:52:05,125
Because?

1149
00:52:08,194 --> 00:52:11,164
Because nobody
kisses me like you do.

1150
00:52:14,934 --> 00:52:17,337
Oh, my God.

1151
00:52:17,404 --> 00:52:18,672
What?

1152
00:52:18,705 --> 00:52:21,474
That sound you just made.

1153
00:52:22,642 --> 00:52:25,211
Hey, are you gonna
invite me inside?

1154
00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:25,912
I mean, it's only fair.

1155
00:52:25,945 --> 00:52:28,415
I showed you mine.

1156
00:52:32,752 --> 00:52:34,721
Wow.

1157
00:52:34,754 --> 00:52:36,723
I really like it.

1158
00:52:37,257 --> 00:52:40,593
I halfway expected you
to live underground,

1159
00:52:40,627 --> 00:52:42,696
near the Earth's core.

1160
00:52:42,729 --> 00:52:44,731
You wanna snoop?

1161
00:52:44,764 --> 00:52:45,965
No.

1162
00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:46,900
You wanna snoop.

1163
00:52:46,933 --> 00:52:48,100
I snooped at your place.

1164
00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:50,503
Yeah, that's 'cause my
place is like a flea market

1165
00:52:50,537 --> 00:52:52,405
compared to this.

1166
00:52:52,439 --> 00:52:53,873
Where's all your junk?

1167
00:52:53,907 --> 00:52:56,443
I like a clean space.

1168
00:52:57,430 --> 00:52:59,679
I... kinda thought
once you got me up here,

1169
00:52:59,713 --> 00:53:01,648
you were gonna ravish me.

1170
00:53:01,681 --> 00:53:03,983
I'm making you a tea instead.

1171
00:53:04,170 --> 00:53:06,619
How about something stronger?

1172
00:53:11,825 --> 00:53:14,661
I like your
matchbox car collection.

1173
00:53:14,694 --> 00:53:18,198
It's like you were
an actual child once.

1174
00:53:24,370 --> 00:53:25,472
Wait...

1175
00:53:25,505 --> 00:53:28,508
you don't have a
single Bexley book here.

1176
00:53:29,142 --> 00:53:32,312
Oh, my God, you are a Gamin.

1177
00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:35,648
I'm not a Gamin,
I just prefer Gamin books.

1178
00:53:35,682 --> 00:53:38,718
You are such a Gamin.

1179
00:53:42,689 --> 00:53:45,925
Oh, you really like
to read about ****s.

1180
00:53:45,959 --> 00:53:48,228
Well, knowledge is power.

1181
00:53:48,661 --> 00:53:51,898
No, actually, I went to
medical school for a year.

1182
00:53:52,365 --> 00:53:55,535
Oh, my God, that's why
Bexley calls you "Dr. Josh."

1183
00:53:55,568 --> 00:53:59,673
To remind me of my failure
to live up to my potential.

1184
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:06,579
- Ooh.
- Hm.

1185
00:54:06,613 --> 00:54:07,814
You know...

1186
00:54:07,847 --> 00:54:11,951
if you were a doctor, all of
your lady patients would have

1187
00:54:11,985 --> 00:54:13,720
astronomical heart rates.

1188
00:54:13,753 --> 00:54:14,554
Mm.

1189
00:54:14,587 --> 00:54:16,560
Well, let's test
that theory, huh?

1190
00:54:16,890 --> 00:54:17,223
Mm-hm.

1191
00:54:17,223 --> 00:54:20,527
Imagine I'm sliding a
stethoscope inside your shirt.

1192
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,594
Ooh.

1193
00:54:21,628 --> 00:54:22,996
Giving me a new kink.

1194
00:54:22,996 --> 00:54:25,832
Pounding heart,
raging case of horny.

1195
00:54:25,865 --> 00:54:28,100
I... I think your
condition may be serious.

1196
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:29,502
Will I die?

1197
00:54:29,536 --> 00:54:31,400
A few days in
bed should cure it.

1198
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,773
Oh, my gosh, I
wanna see your bedroom.

1199
00:54:38,578 --> 00:54:41,581
Oh, I love the color.

1200
00:54:41,614 --> 00:54:44,451
It's Benjamin
Moore Calypso Green.

1201
00:54:44,484 --> 00:54:46,720
Very specific.-

1202
00:54:54,361 --> 00:54:55,795
C'mere.

1203
00:55:04,938 --> 00:55:06,406
The copycat game.

1204
00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:08,308
Classic.

1205
00:55:10,510 --> 00:55:12,612
Truth or dare.

1206
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:13,913
Truth.

1207
00:55:13,947 --> 00:55:15,882
Aw, I was kinda
hoping you'd say "Dare."

1208
00:55:15,915 --> 00:55:18,418
I'm sorry to disappoint.

1209
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,888
Why did you quit med school?

1210
00:55:21,921 --> 00:55:24,791
After two semesters, my dad
though it'd be a good idea for

1211
00:55:24,824 --> 00:55:26,893
me to spend a day in
the coroner's wing.

1212
00:55:26,926 --> 00:55:27,827
Mm.

1213
00:55:27,861 --> 00:55:29,362
Five minutes in...

1214
00:55:29,429 --> 00:55:31,631
I puked inside a
dead guy's stomach.

1215
00:55:31,664 --> 00:55:33,967
Oh, my God, I would
still be having nightmares.

1216
00:55:37,671 --> 00:55:40,730
Okay, so what's
this muscle called?

1217
00:55:40,140 --> 00:55:41,708
Brachioradialis.

1218
00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:42,942
Mm.

1219
00:55:42,976 --> 00:55:44,844
And this?

1220
00:55:44,878 --> 00:55:47,447
Anterior deltoid.

1221
00:55:47,447 --> 00:55:48,948
What about this one?

1222
00:55:48,982 --> 00:55:49,783
Biceps.

1223
00:55:49,816 --> 00:55:52,619
Oh, yeah, I knew that.

1224
00:55:52,619 --> 00:55:53,920
- Oh, but what about this one?
- Oh!

1225
00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:02,362
Hi.

1226
00:56:03,463 --> 00:56:04,798
Hi.

1227
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,869
You taste like candy.

1228
00:56:14,207 --> 00:56:15,942
All right, Shortcake.

1229
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:18,440
I think it's getting late.

1230
00:56:20,647 --> 00:56:22,382
What?

1231
00:56:23,650 --> 00:56:26,353
Wh... but I just offered you ***.

1232
00:56:26,386 --> 00:56:28,355
And, like, very
enthusiastic ***.

1233
00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:29,289
And I appreciate it.

1234
00:56:29,322 --> 00:56:30,290
Maybe some other time.

1235
00:56:30,323 --> 00:56:32,392
Maybe some other time?

1236
00:56:32,459 --> 00:56:34,294
That's what you say when
you turn down a muffin,

1237
00:56:34,327 --> 00:56:35,962
not ***.

1238
00:56:36,196 --> 00:56:37,397
Is this about the job?

1239
00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:40,133
Yeah, it probably is unwise
to sleep with the competition.

1240
00:56:40,133 --> 00:56:42,235
Right, get me to beg for ***
and then kick me out of your

1241
00:56:42,302 --> 00:56:42,836
apartment.

1242
00:56:42,869 --> 00:56:43,703
Nice move, Templeman.

1243
00:56:43,737 --> 00:56:46,139
- You were begging?
- That's not funny.

1244
00:56:46,139 --> 00:56:47,207
Are you toying with me?

1245
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,675
I think you're the one
playing games here, Luce.

1246
00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:50,430
All right, well,
whatever this is,

1247
00:56:50,430 --> 00:56:52,345
I don't wanna do it anymore.

1248
00:57:13,533 --> 00:57:14,434
Morning.

1249
00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:16,169
Morning.

1250
00:57:17,437 --> 00:57:19,172
How'd you sleep?

1251
00:57:19,172 --> 00:57:21,700
Not great.

1252
00:57:22,275 --> 00:57:23,376
- Period?
- What?

1253
00:57:23,410 --> 00:57:24,770
No!

1254
00:57:24,770 --> 00:57:25,178
I just...

1255
00:57:25,178 --> 00:57:25,645
Oh.

1256
00:57:25,712 --> 00:57:27,380
No, thanks.

1257
00:57:27,414 --> 00:57:29,282
I already ate.

1258
00:57:30,830 --> 00:57:31,551
This kid is
king, I'm telling you.

1259
00:57:31,551 --> 00:57:31,985
Josh!

1260
00:57:32,180 --> 00:57:32,852
There you are.

1261
00:57:32,886 --> 00:57:34,454
I've been looking
all over for you.

1262
00:57:34,521 --> 00:57:36,656
I'd like you to meet
my good friend Simon.

1263
00:57:36,723 --> 00:57:37,557
Simon Mitchell.

1264
00:57:37,557 --> 00:57:40,360
From Harper Collins.

1265
00:57:40,393 --> 00:57:41,194
I...

1266
00:57:41,261 --> 00:57:42,395
Josh is a Harvard
man too, you know.

1267
00:57:42,429 --> 00:57:44,264
Ah, a few decades after me,
but the crimson runs deep,

1268
00:57:44,297 --> 00:57:45,310
am I right?

1269
00:57:45,310 --> 00:57:45,732
Roll tide!

1270
00:57:45,732 --> 00:57:46,666
That's Alabama.

1271
00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:48,101
Oh.

1272
00:57:48,401 --> 00:57:50,570
Simon knows half the
hiring panel personally.

1273
00:57:50,570 --> 00:57:53,206
I'm sure that he'd be willing
to write you one hell of a

1274
00:57:53,206 --> 00:57:54,174
recommendation.

1275
00:57:54,207 --> 00:57:55,410
I'd appreciate that.

1276
00:57:55,108 --> 00:57:56,543
Let's talk
about it over lunch.

1277
00:57:56,576 --> 00:57:57,210
I'll clear my schedule.

1278
00:57:57,277 --> 00:58:00,380
Oh, hey, this is Lucy Hinton.

1279
00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:01,648
No, it's Hutton.

1280
00:58:01,681 --> 00:58:03,490
You sure?

1281
00:58:03,490 --> 00:58:05,318
Uh, yeah.

1282
00:58:09,222 --> 00:58:14,227
Yeah, so I thought maybe you
could write me a recommendation.

1283
00:58:14,294 --> 00:58:17,497
Yes, it was 10 years ago.

1284
00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:19,599
H-U-T-T-O-N.

1285
00:58:19,599 --> 00:58:23,690
Oh, you know the
color-coded filing system?

1286
00:58:23,136 --> 00:58:25,405
I did that.

1287
00:58:25,772 --> 00:58:29,420
No, of course it's digital now.

1288
00:58:29,750 --> 00:58:30,410
Sure.

1289
00:58:30,710 --> 00:58:34,481
Sure, okay, well, if you
can remember anything at all,

1290
00:58:34,514 --> 00:58:35,515
I...

1291
00:58:35,582 --> 00:58:36,783
Okay, thank you.

1292
00:58:36,783 --> 00:58:38,418
Bye.

1293
00:58:38,985 --> 00:58:42,880
So I really need
to nail this presentation.

1294
00:58:42,155 --> 00:58:44,900
I'm thinking I can
probably pay you...

1295
00:58:44,157 --> 00:58:45,358
$300 for the graphics?

1296
00:58:45,425 --> 00:58:46,693
I know that that's not much.

1297
00:58:46,726 --> 00:58:47,927
Sure.

1298
00:58:47,961 --> 00:58:50,530
I'll consider it an investment
in the future of our working

1299
00:58:50,597 --> 00:58:52,732
- relationship.
- Great.

1300
00:58:53,366 --> 00:58:54,534
Hey, so...

1301
00:58:54,534 --> 00:58:57,637
just to be totally clear,
there's no chance for anything

1302
00:58:57,637 --> 00:59:00,440
else, right?

1303
00:59:00,507 --> 00:59:01,608
Yeah.

1304
00:59:01,641 --> 00:59:03,510
Say no more.

1305
00:59:03,877 --> 00:59:05,278
Your loss.

1306
00:59:05,345 --> 00:59:06,746
I'm a world-class cuddler.

1307
00:59:06,813 --> 00:59:09,449
I believe that.

1308
00:59:10,450 --> 00:59:12,118
So, uh...

1309
00:59:12,185 --> 00:59:16,189
you and Dude Man,
what's-his-bucket, Josh?

1310
00:59:16,189 --> 00:59:17,757
Still mortal enemies.

1311
00:59:17,824 --> 00:59:18,658
Hm.

1312
00:59:18,725 --> 00:59:19,559
I mean, don't take
this the wrong way,

1313
00:59:19,559 --> 00:59:21,661
I just figured
y'all would be, like,

1314
00:59:21,661 --> 00:59:23,363
knockin' boots at this point.

1315
00:59:23,396 --> 00:59:26,399
Nope, pistols
and swords at dawn.

1316
00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:29,669
Given the choice, I go
pistol 100 percent of the time.

1317
00:59:30,637 --> 00:59:33,373
Significantly more effective.

1318
01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:10,610
Yo ho ho.

1319
01:00:11,110 --> 01:00:12,145
Who let you in the building?

1320
01:00:12,178 --> 01:00:15,882
Oh, I scaled the wall using
my elite Navy SEAL training.

1321
01:00:15,915 --> 01:00:17,150
The neighbor let me in.

1322
01:00:17,150 --> 01:00:18,151
What are you doing here?

1323
01:00:18,151 --> 01:00:19,619
Picking you up.

1324
01:00:19,853 --> 01:00:20,887
For my brother's wedding?

1325
01:00:22,188 --> 01:00:23,523
Yeah, not likely, Templeman.

1326
01:00:23,590 --> 01:00:24,624
Look, I'm sorry
about the other night.

1327
01:00:24,691 --> 01:00:25,525
You caught me off-guard.

1328
01:00:25,525 --> 01:00:28,361
This thing is
just too complicated.

1329
01:00:28,428 --> 01:00:29,329
All right?

1330
01:00:29,362 --> 01:00:31,531
We... we are
competing for the same job.

1331
01:00:31,598 --> 01:00:33,633
And we've turned mutual
sabotage into an art,

1332
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:35,635
so it is impossible
to trust each other.

1333
01:00:35,635 --> 01:00:38,838
Also, you're like the
man version of Icy Hot.

1334
01:00:38,872 --> 01:00:39,539
Are you cold?

1335
01:00:39,539 --> 01:00:40,740
Are you warm?

1336
01:00:40,807 --> 01:00:42,809
Is this tingling sensation nice
or is it deeply uncomfortable?

1337
01:00:42,842 --> 01:00:43,843
Tingling sensation.

1338
01:00:43,877 --> 01:00:46,279
Okay, you know what I mean.

1339
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,282
Look, I can't go
to this thing alone,

1340
01:00:49,282 --> 01:00:51,651
and they're expecting
you to come with me.

1341
01:00:51,718 --> 01:00:55,288
And don't forget:
you still owe me.

1342
01:00:56,723 --> 01:00:57,857
Mm.

1343
01:00:57,891 --> 01:00:59,626
I'll be in the car.

1344
01:01:02,295 --> 01:01:03,730
Okay, fine.

1345
01:01:11,471 --> 01:01:15,241
Okay, so what do I need
to know about your family?

1346
01:01:15,742 --> 01:01:16,910
My mom's great.

1347
01:01:16,943 --> 01:01:19,946
She'll love you and tell you
that she wants to keep you

1348
01:01:19,979 --> 01:01:21,581
forever.

1349
01:01:21,581 --> 01:01:24,584
My dad is, uh...

1350
01:01:25,752 --> 01:01:27,420
complicated.

1351
01:01:27,487 --> 01:01:30,223
Last time I was
home, we had a fight.

1352
01:01:30,223 --> 01:01:31,391
What about?

1353
01:01:31,391 --> 01:01:32,759
A lot of things.

1354
01:01:32,759 --> 01:01:35,762
My leaving med school
...he won't let that go.

1355
01:01:35,762 --> 01:01:38,331
And my girlfriend had just
broken up with me and he and my

1356
01:01:38,331 --> 01:01:41,701
brother were just
being *****s about it.

1357
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:44,604
It's so hard to imagine
you with a girlfriend.

1358
01:01:44,604 --> 01:01:47,874
I always pictured
you as a swipe right,

1359
01:01:47,907 --> 01:01:51,678
"Let's not put a label
on it, babe" kinda guy.

1360
01:01:51,711 --> 01:01:54,714
Well, sometimes you're wrong.

1361
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:01,621
It's gonna snow.

1362
01:02:01,621 --> 01:02:02,422
How do you know that?

1363
01:02:02,455 --> 01:02:03,289
Because it's a thing.

1364
01:02:03,356 --> 01:02:04,357
I can smell weather.

1365
01:02:04,424 --> 01:02:07,260
Well, that would make
you the lamest X-Man ever.

1366
01:02:08,795 --> 01:02:10,563
- Whoa, hi!
- How can I help you?

1367
01:02:10,630 --> 01:02:11,364
Joshua Templeman.

1368
01:02:11,364 --> 01:02:12,632
I've got two rooms.

1369
01:02:12,632 --> 01:02:14,267
Templeman.

1370
01:02:14,734 --> 01:02:16,736
- With a T?
- Yeah.

1371
01:02:17,937 --> 01:02:19,839
Two Ts?

1372
01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:21,841
Just the one.

1373
01:02:24,644 --> 01:02:25,845
And....sent.

1374
01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:27,647
- Sorry, just sent an email.
- Mm-hm.

1375
01:02:27,714 --> 01:02:30,550
- Oh.
- Okay, and...

1376
01:02:31,718 --> 01:02:32,919
- I am so sorry.
- Hm?

1377
01:02:32,952 --> 01:02:36,289
I, um... I only have one room.

1378
01:02:36,322 --> 01:02:37,290
Now, Jaf?

1379
01:02:37,323 --> 01:02:38,291
Jaffrey.

1380
01:02:38,324 --> 01:02:40,260
My friends call me "Jaf" and...

1381
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,461
- we're not there yet.
- Okay.

1382
01:02:41,494 --> 01:02:42,962
Jaffrey, I really
need two rooms.

1383
01:02:42,996 --> 01:02:44,664
Can you please help me out?

1384
01:02:44,731 --> 01:02:46,733
Sorry.

1385
01:02:46,733 --> 01:02:49,669
I mean, I need my
mom to move out but...

1386
01:02:49,736 --> 01:02:51,571
But I got two weddings
this weekend, right?

1387
01:02:51,571 --> 01:02:52,605
I know, we're in one of them.

1388
01:02:53,306 --> 01:02:54,374
Oh... oh, you're the couple?

1389
01:02:54,407 --> 01:02:55,308
Oh, congratulations!

1390
01:02:55,342 --> 01:02:56,476
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1391
01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:58,478
No, no, no, no, it's, uh...
it's my brother's wedding,

1392
01:02:58,511 --> 01:02:59,746
we're just here for it.

1393
01:02:59,779 --> 01:03:02,349
Oh, well, I wish I
could help you out,

1394
01:03:02,382 --> 01:03:04,751
but think about where
I'm coming from on this.

1395
01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:05,585
I've got a lot of people here.

1396
01:03:05,618 --> 01:03:06,252
Okay, just
stop, stop, stop.

1397
01:03:06,319 --> 01:03:07,420
- It's fine.
- It's not fine.

1398
01:03:07,487 --> 01:03:09,522
It's not worth ruining his
day when he clearly can't do

1399
01:03:09,589 --> 01:03:10,223
anything about it.

1400
01:03:10,223 --> 01:03:10,857
Jaffrey, thank you so much.

1401
01:03:10,890 --> 01:03:12,392
We will take the one room.

1402
01:03:12,425 --> 01:03:13,593
Thank you so much.

1403
01:03:13,593 --> 01:03:16,596
She's absolutely right; it
is not worth ruining my day.

1404
01:03:16,596 --> 01:03:19,866
Great, um, so you
are gonna be in room,

1405
01:03:19,899 --> 01:03:22,769
uh, 216 and, um, no keys.

1406
01:03:22,769 --> 01:03:24,337
Everything's unlocked.

1407
01:03:24,371 --> 01:03:25,772
Oh, boy.

1408
01:03:32,545 --> 01:03:34,470
Wow.

1409
01:03:35,810 --> 01:03:37,617
- It's not bad.
- Mm.

1410
01:03:38,184 --> 01:03:40,387
You will sleep there.

1411
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:41,388
Hah!

1412
01:03:41,421 --> 01:03:43,790
Shoulda made you stay
with Jaf and his mom.

1413
01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:47,270
Okay, we've got a half an
hour until the rehearsal dinner.

1414
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:48,395
You want the first shower?

1415
01:03:48,428 --> 01:03:49,863
Sure.

1416
01:03:49,896 --> 01:03:51,564
Great.

1417
01:04:06,146 --> 01:04:08,381
Took you long enough.

1418
01:04:08,381 --> 01:04:10,583
Oh, I was shaving my legs.

1419
01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:12,520
Oh.

1420
01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:19,459
Flamethrower?

1421
01:04:20,427 --> 01:04:22,829
I like red.

1422
01:04:23,663 --> 01:04:24,831
So do I.

1423
01:04:28,935 --> 01:04:30,437
Yeah.

1424
01:04:31,771 --> 01:04:32,806
Oh, shit!

1425
01:04:32,839 --> 01:04:33,573
What?

1426
01:04:33,606 --> 01:04:35,141
We are seriously
late for dinner.

1427
01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,509
Just... just stay here!

1428
01:04:36,543 --> 01:04:37,777
What will your parents think?

1429
01:04:37,811 --> 01:04:39,446
Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Templeman.

1430
01:04:39,479 --> 01:04:41,281
I'm so sorry that we missed
your son's rehearsal dinner.

1431
01:04:41,314 --> 01:04:43,416
We were too busy giving
each other multiple orgasms.

1432
01:04:45,510 --> 01:04:47,200
I promise you, nobody will care.

1433
01:04:47,530 --> 01:04:49,823
I'll just text them that we
hit traffic and we'll see them

1434
01:04:49,856 --> 01:04:50,957
tomorrow at the wedding.

1435
01:04:50,990 --> 01:04:52,459
Yeah, but what if they
know we already checked in?

1436
01:04:52,492 --> 01:04:54,828
Why do you care so much
what my parents think?

1437
01:04:54,861 --> 01:04:57,364
Well, it's people-pleasing
101: they are people,

1438
01:04:57,397 --> 01:04:58,865
thus I want to please them.

1439
01:04:58,898 --> 01:05:00,330
But why?

1440
01:05:00,660 --> 01:05:02,202
Well, I already explained
the totality of that logic.

1441
01:05:02,235 --> 01:05:05,271
Also, why don't you
care what people think?

1442
01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:08,410
I learned a long time ago that
it's impossible to make people

1443
01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:09,709
like you.

1444
01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:11,511
Yeah.

1445
01:05:11,811 --> 01:05:13,546
I guess you're right, it's not
like I'm ever gonna see them

1446
01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:15,215
again.

1447
01:05:17,317 --> 01:05:19,520
God, what are you thinking?

1448
01:05:19,850 --> 01:05:21,540
I just wanna juice
your head like a lemon.

1449
01:05:22,355 --> 01:05:24,457
There's no need for
violence, Little One.

1450
01:05:24,491 --> 01:05:26,726
What do you wanna know?

1451
01:05:27,994 --> 01:05:31,197
Okay, the other day...

1452
01:05:31,231 --> 01:05:35,101
when you caught me
snooping at your desk...

1453
01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:38,338
uh, I saw your planner.

1454
01:05:38,371 --> 01:05:40,240
Questionable ethics, Shortcake.

1455
01:05:40,273 --> 01:05:41,207
Yeah, okay, I know.

1456
01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:45,345
But there was some red
marks in the margin.

1457
01:05:45,378 --> 01:05:46,579
Ds, Ss, some Xs.

1458
01:05:46,613 --> 01:05:48,548
What are those?

1459
01:05:49,549 --> 01:05:50,350
What?

1460
01:05:51,284 --> 01:05:52,352
No!

1461
01:05:52,385 --> 01:05:54,220
- Tell me!
- No...

1462
01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:56,456
Tell me, tell me,
tell me, tell me, tell me.

1463
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,395
D is for "dress."

1464
01:06:02,862 --> 01:06:06,866
P is for "pants," S is for
"skirt," and I make a mark when

1465
01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:11,805
we have a fight and X
when I wanna kiss you.

1466
01:06:12,539 --> 01:06:14,941
Wow.

1467
01:06:16,976 --> 01:06:20,347
You're like an OCD stalker.

1468
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:21,381
Your turn.

1469
01:06:21,414 --> 01:06:22,916
My turn what?

1470
01:06:22,949 --> 01:06:25,352
You gotta tell me something
I don't know about you.

1471
01:06:25,385 --> 01:06:27,220
Okay.

1472
01:06:28,888 --> 01:06:30,924
Oh...

1473
01:06:30,957 --> 01:06:33,393
When I wore that little black
dress to work the other day...

1474
01:06:33,426 --> 01:06:35,295
Mm-hm.

1475
01:06:35,595 --> 01:06:37,970
Well...

1476
01:06:38,498 --> 01:06:40,400
I lied about
having a date at the AC.

1477
01:06:40,433 --> 01:06:43,303
I asked Danny out
later that day.

1478
01:06:43,536 --> 01:06:44,604
What?

1479
01:06:44,637 --> 01:06:47,307
You were all smug and
skeptical and I had just...

1480
01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:49,476
had this super hot
*** dream about you.

1481
01:06:49,509 --> 01:06:51,440
I knew it!

1482
01:06:52,579 --> 01:06:53,780
Yeah, and then you said you
were going to the bar and I

1483
01:06:53,813 --> 01:06:56,616
didn't want you to think I was a
loser just... sitting there all

1484
01:06:56,649 --> 01:06:58,385
alone.

1485
01:06:58,685 --> 01:07:01,870
You wouldn't have been alone.

1486
01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:03,390
You would've been with me.

1487
01:07:39,325 --> 01:07:43,290
Did he make his
side of the bed?

1488
01:07:43,630 --> 01:07:45,165
What a freak.

1489
01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:52,906
Very nice.

1490
01:07:54,574 --> 01:07:56,309
Your tie's crooked.

1491
01:07:56,343 --> 01:07:57,510
No, I'm not
falling for that again.

1492
01:07:57,544 --> 01:07:59,379
Come here.

1493
01:07:59,412 --> 01:08:00,513
- Really?
- Yeah.

1494
01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:01,614
Oh.

1495
01:08:01,648 --> 01:08:03,316
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1496
01:08:03,350 --> 01:08:03,950
There you go.

1497
01:08:03,983 --> 01:08:05,352
No attempt at strangulation.

1498
01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:07,654
Wow, you are really
developing as a person.

1499
01:08:07,687 --> 01:08:10,457
Yeah, well, I need you alive
for all the things I'm gonna do

1500
01:08:10,490 --> 01:08:12,525
- to you later.
- Hm.

1501
01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:13,993
You look gorgeous in this dress.

1502
01:08:14,270 --> 01:08:15,280
Thank you.

1503
01:08:15,610 --> 01:08:16,930
It matches your eyes.

1504
01:08:17,197 --> 01:08:18,398
Excuse me.

1505
01:08:18,431 --> 01:08:20,660
Josh?

1506
01:08:20,367 --> 01:08:23,269
- Oh, hi, Mom.
- You made it!

1507
01:08:23,303 --> 01:08:25,205
- Oh...
- Honey...

1508
01:08:25,238 --> 01:08:26,539
Mom, this is Lucy.

1509
01:08:26,573 --> 01:08:27,474
Hi.

1510
01:08:27,507 --> 01:08:29,376
Oh, it is so nice to
meet you, Dr. Templeman.

1511
01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:30,977
Oh, Elaine, please.

1512
01:08:31,110 --> 01:08:33,279
I'm so glad to finally meet you.

1513
01:08:33,313 --> 01:08:33,847
You too.

1514
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,480
She is just adorable!

1515
01:08:35,782 --> 01:08:37,183
I'm gonna keep you forever.

1516
01:08:38,318 --> 01:08:39,352
Shall we?

1517
01:08:39,386 --> 01:08:40,653
- You just snorted.
- Yeah, I did.

1518
01:08:51,970 --> 01:08:53,433
Wasn't sure you
were gonna make it.

1519
01:08:53,466 --> 01:08:56,703
Anthony, this is
Josh's friend, Lucy.

1520
01:08:56,703 --> 01:08:58,271
Hi.

1521
01:08:58,304 --> 01:08:59,773
Good afternoon.

1522
01:08:59,806 --> 01:09:02,242
Oh, friendly.

1523
01:09:04,310 --> 01:09:06,179
Aww...

1524
01:09:18,324 --> 01:09:20,727
Aww, cute.

1525
01:09:30,437 --> 01:09:33,106
Wow, she is stunning.

1526
01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:35,575
- Mm.
- Nice work, Patrick.

1527
01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:49,522
Oh, my God.

1528
01:09:49,556 --> 01:09:51,658
Patrick's family is
driving me crazy.

1529
01:09:51,691 --> 01:09:54,361
And these heels are like a
Medieval torture device.

1530
01:09:54,394 --> 01:09:55,762
You wouldn't happen to
have a joint, would you?

1531
01:09:55,762 --> 01:09:56,663
Oh, I wish.

1532
01:09:56,696 --> 01:09:57,330
Meth?

1533
01:09:57,364 --> 01:09:57,864
Rat poison?

1534
01:09:57,897 --> 01:09:58,765
I'll take anything.

1535
01:09:58,832 --> 01:10:00,767
Sadly, I am
fresh out of rat poison.

1536
01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:02,535
But congratulations.

1537
01:10:02,569 --> 01:10:03,770
Thank you.

1538
01:10:03,837 --> 01:10:05,605
You're Lucy, right?

1539
01:10:05,638 --> 01:10:06,272
Yes.

1540
01:10:06,306 --> 01:10:08,740
I've been dying to meet you.

1541
01:10:08,141 --> 01:10:09,743
Patrick says you're the
reason Josh came today.

1542
01:10:09,776 --> 01:10:12,679
Oh, no, I'm sure
that's not true.

1543
01:10:12,712 --> 01:10:15,648
Oh, I'm sure it is.

1544
01:10:15,682 --> 01:10:18,218
It really did work out for
the best in the end, didn't it?

1545
01:10:18,251 --> 01:10:20,787
I mean, Josh and I
were never good together.

1546
01:10:22,655 --> 01:10:25,291
I'm sorry, you
were... you were with Josh?

1547
01:10:25,325 --> 01:10:28,361
Oh, my God, how
did he not tell you?

1548
01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:30,530
It really wasn't
anything serious.

1549
01:10:30,563 --> 01:10:31,798
The entire year
we were together,

1550
01:10:31,798 --> 01:10:34,167
I don't think we
ever really connected.

1551
01:10:34,167 --> 01:10:35,702
You were together a year?

1552
01:10:35,702 --> 01:10:37,537
Like, a calendar year?

1553
01:10:37,570 --> 01:10:39,773
Like, a full 12 months?

1554
01:10:39,806 --> 01:10:41,608
And then, you and Patrick...

1555
01:10:41,641 --> 01:10:45,145
Were a much better fit in,
like, every way.

1556
01:10:45,178 --> 01:10:49,820
I mean, it was a little
bit awkward at first, but...

1557
01:10:49,649 --> 01:10:52,652
Um, I'm sorry.

1558
01:10:52,686 --> 01:10:55,422
I should really go say
inappropriate things to my other

1559
01:10:55,455 --> 01:10:56,356
guests now.

1560
01:10:56,356 --> 01:10:59,626
No, no, it's... it's,
um... it's fine.

1561
01:11:18,845 --> 01:11:20,647
Well, that nose of
yours was right on.

1562
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,549
I told you it was a thing.

1563
01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:26,386
Lucy, I hope...

1564
01:11:26,386 --> 01:11:27,554
Is she the reason
you brought me here?

1565
01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:29,890
No.

1566
01:11:30,223 --> 01:11:31,925
No, Lucy, it had
nothing to do with her.

1567
01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:33,293
But why didn't you tell me?

1568
01:11:33,326 --> 01:11:34,594
I don't know.

1569
01:11:35,395 --> 01:11:37,764
- I was embarrassed.
- Why?

1570
01:11:38,198 --> 01:11:39,833
Hey, you did nothing wrong.

1571
01:11:39,866 --> 01:11:42,702
They are the ones that
should be embarrassed.

1572
01:11:46,639 --> 01:11:49,743
You know, the
weekend that I got my MBA,

1573
01:11:49,776 --> 01:11:53,513
my dad took Patrick
fishing with two other surgeons.

1574
01:11:53,780 --> 01:11:55,949
He said that I wasn't
invited because I would've felt

1575
01:11:55,982 --> 01:11:58,218
out-of-place.

1576
01:11:58,251 --> 01:11:59,853
Patrick has always
been the golden child,

1577
01:11:59,886 --> 01:12:02,222
and so when Mindy
left me for him,

1578
01:12:02,255 --> 01:12:03,790
it just...

1579
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:08,695
So today must really
suck for you, huh?

1580
01:12:08,695 --> 01:12:10,663
Well, it could be worse.

1581
01:12:11,798 --> 01:12:14,167
I could be here alone.

1582
01:12:15,668 --> 01:12:16,703
Well...

1583
01:12:16,703 --> 01:12:19,606
this situation most
definitely calls for some booze,

1584
01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:21,908
so let's go.

1585
01:12:22,776 --> 01:12:23,443
- I know, just...
- No.

1586
01:12:23,510 --> 01:12:24,344
- Yes!
- No!

1587
01:12:24,377 --> 01:12:25,178
- Yes.
- Darling...

1588
01:12:25,178 --> 01:12:25,812
Just in
case you need it.

1589
01:12:25,879 --> 01:12:29,449
You are the absolute worst.

1590
01:12:29,449 --> 01:12:30,160
Ah!

1591
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,418
Where have you two been?

1592
01:12:31,451 --> 01:12:32,786
Outside getting some fresh air.

1593
01:12:32,819 --> 01:12:33,920
Oh.

1594
01:12:33,987 --> 01:12:37,257
Lucy, when you
first met Josh...

1595
01:12:37,290 --> 01:12:37,991
what'd you think?

1596
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:39,626
Ah.

1597
01:12:39,659 --> 01:12:43,363
Well, I thought he
was very good-looking,

1598
01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:45,932
cold, domineering,
and freakishly uptight.

1599
01:12:45,932 --> 01:12:47,100
Oh.

1600
01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:48,802
I thought that you had to
have ambition to be domineering.

1601
01:12:48,835 --> 01:12:49,936
Anthony...

1602
01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:51,638
I'm kidding.

1603
01:12:52,105 --> 01:12:56,810
And I thought
Lucy was very smart,

1604
01:12:56,843 --> 01:12:59,746
but she was also a
spineless kiss-***.

1605
01:12:59,813 --> 01:13:01,748
Yeah, it was
hate at first sight.

1606
01:13:01,815 --> 01:13:02,682
Mm.

1607
01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:05,685
- Oh.
- Dad?

1608
01:13:05,719 --> 01:13:07,487
That's your cue.

1609
01:13:07,487 --> 01:13:08,855
- That's my cue.
- Yeah.

1610
01:13:08,855 --> 01:13:10,690
Uh...

1611
01:13:10,724 --> 01:13:14,761
Elaine wrote down
a few ideas but...

1612
01:13:15,762 --> 01:13:17,397
I think I'll wing it.

1613
01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:18,765
Ugh...

1614
01:13:19,466 --> 01:13:22,736
I always expected a
great deal from my son,

1615
01:13:22,769 --> 01:13:25,305
and he's never disappointed me.

1616
01:13:25,338 --> 01:13:29,309
Excelled in med school and he's
become a very fine physician.

1617
01:13:29,342 --> 01:13:32,345
It's been a privilege to watch
him grow into the man he is

1618
01:13:32,412 --> 01:13:33,880
today, hm?

1619
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,750
A son a father can be proud of.

1620
01:13:37,350 --> 01:13:39,886
But of all the
good decisions that Patrick has

1621
01:13:39,886 --> 01:13:43,790
made, marrying Mindy
is definitely his best.

1622
01:13:43,790 --> 01:13:45,792
Welcome to the family.

1623
01:13:45,859 --> 01:13:48,361
- Hear, hear!
- Cheers!

1624
01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:49,996
Cheers.

1625
01:14:01,808 --> 01:14:03,777
It's for Christmas.

1626
01:14:04,811 --> 01:14:06,120
The tree?

1627
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:07,514
Oh, you don't say.

1628
01:14:07,547 --> 01:14:09,616
I brought it in from outside.

1629
01:14:09,883 --> 01:14:11,918
It looks like it
grew in here but...

1630
01:14:11,918 --> 01:14:14,287
that tree grew outside.

1631
01:14:15,455 --> 01:14:16,356
Elaine!

1632
01:14:16,389 --> 01:14:17,724
- Hi.
- Hi!

1633
01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:19,250
Have you seen Josh?

1634
01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:21,561
I think he went to
go find an Aspirin.

1635
01:14:21,628 --> 01:14:22,829
He said he had a
bit of a headache.

1636
01:14:22,896 --> 01:14:24,970
Ah.

1637
01:14:24,970 --> 01:14:26,833
Anthony probably should have
gone with my prepared remarks.

1638
01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:28,368
Mm.

1639
01:14:28,401 --> 01:14:29,836
I'm glad you're here.

1640
01:14:29,836 --> 01:14:31,671
Josh has been talking
about you for months.

1641
01:14:31,738 --> 01:14:32,672
Oh, God.

1642
01:14:32,672 --> 01:14:34,541
I cannot even imagine
what he's told you.

1643
01:14:34,574 --> 01:14:36,910
I swear I am not that bad.

1644
01:14:36,943 --> 01:14:41,748
He told me that you
drive him crazy...

1645
01:14:41,748 --> 01:14:44,851
and that you
challenge him and that...

1646
01:14:44,918 --> 01:14:47,487
you're as
strong-willed as he is.

1647
01:14:47,754 --> 01:14:50,490
You know, I thought when Mindy
left him and he took that job at

1648
01:14:50,490 --> 01:14:54,761
B&G that he had hit
rock bottom but...

1649
01:14:54,761 --> 01:14:57,300
now, I think it might be the
best thing that ever happened to

1650
01:14:57,300 --> 01:14:58,865
him.

1651
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,136
And for what it's worth, I've
never seen him look at anyone

1652
01:15:03,169 --> 01:15:05,772
the way he looks at you.

1653
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:07,607
- Ah!
- Hi!

1654
01:15:07,607 --> 01:15:10,410
There's my
beautiful groom, aww.

1655
01:15:10,443 --> 01:15:11,511
Have you already lost your wife?

1656
01:15:11,511 --> 01:15:12,779
No, not yet.

1657
01:15:12,846 --> 01:15:15,148
She's hiding in the
kitchen, eating in peace.

1658
01:15:15,181 --> 01:15:16,349
Mm.

1659
01:15:16,349 --> 01:15:18,885
Mom, you may need to head
back into the reception room.

1660
01:15:18,952 --> 01:15:21,688
I think Dad's maybe
had one too many.

1661
01:15:21,688 --> 01:15:22,622
Oh.

1662
01:15:22,622 --> 01:15:24,891
Once more, unto the breach.

1663
01:15:24,891 --> 01:15:26,793
If you ask me,
it's a Goddamn waste.

1664
01:15:26,860 --> 01:15:29,629
MBA from Harvard and you spend
your days running errands and

1665
01:15:29,629 --> 01:15:32,866
licking stamps so you can
flirt with some little intern.

1666
01:15:32,899 --> 01:15:33,800
Intern?

1667
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,802
Maybe you should take a walk.

1668
01:15:35,802 --> 01:15:36,703
"I don't want to be a doctor."

1669
01:15:36,736 --> 01:15:38,905
At least do
something marginally noble.

1670
01:15:38,972 --> 01:15:40,974
- Anthony...
- Join the Peace Corps.

1671
01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:42,976
Go build wells in Nigeria.

1672
01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:45,445
You don't think that
publishing is noble?

1673
01:15:45,445 --> 01:15:46,613
Contributing to culture?

1674
01:15:46,646 --> 01:15:48,882
I... I don't think that he's
making books, Sweetheart.

1675
01:15:48,915 --> 01:15:51,885
I think he's making coffee for
somebody who's making books.

1676
01:15:51,918 --> 01:15:53,653
And by the way, it's
none of your business.

1677
01:15:53,653 --> 01:15:55,922
Don't speak to her that way.

1678
01:15:55,922 --> 01:15:58,491
Okay, well since you
know nothing about your son,

1679
01:15:58,558 --> 01:16:00,930
I'll just... I'll... I'll
fill you in real quick.

1680
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:03,163
Josh is the person that our
sales and finance divisions

1681
01:16:03,196 --> 01:16:03,830
report to.

1682
01:16:03,897 --> 01:16:06,320
They are scared shitless of him.

1683
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:08,835
I have seen grown men run around
like ants triple-checking their

1684
01:16:08,902 --> 01:16:11,471
numbers because Josh
always finds their mistakes.

1685
01:16:11,504 --> 01:16:12,572
Lucy, you don't have to.

1686
01:16:12,572 --> 01:16:13,773
It's fine.

1687
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:15,575
I'm sorry, I know I'm making a
really big scene and I'm sorry.

1688
01:16:15,575 --> 01:16:17,110
I... I like all of you.

1689
01:16:17,143 --> 01:16:18,678
Um, except you.

1690
01:16:18,745 --> 01:16:20,847
But I... I can't listen to this.

1691
01:16:20,914 --> 01:16:22,148
Oh, and for the
record, Josh's boss,

1692
01:16:22,182 --> 01:16:25,752
who is CEO in title only, is a
sleazy toad who can barely tie

1693
01:16:25,752 --> 01:16:26,753
his own shoelaces.

1694
01:16:26,753 --> 01:16:28,688
Josh runs that place.

1695
01:16:29,220 --> 01:16:30,190
Actually, we both do.

1696
01:16:30,223 --> 01:16:32,926
And the only reason that B&G
didn't completely implode after

1697
01:16:32,959 --> 01:16:35,695
the merger is because Josh
oversaw a reduction of the

1698
01:16:35,762 --> 01:16:38,310
workforce by 35
percent, and because of him,

1699
01:16:38,310 --> 01:16:39,699
200 people kept their jobs.

1700
01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:40,867
And so he's not a doctor.

1701
01:16:40,867 --> 01:16:42,235
Who the **** cares?

1702
01:16:42,268 --> 01:16:43,870
He's smart.

1703
01:16:43,937 --> 01:16:46,390
Your son is tough and he has
made me a lot better at my job

1704
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,807
by having to compete with him.

1705
01:16:47,874 --> 01:16:49,809
Don't get me wrong, he
drives me absolutely insane,

1706
01:16:49,876 --> 01:16:51,244
which is apparently hereditary.

1707
01:16:51,277 --> 01:16:53,513
But your son is amazing.

1708
01:16:53,546 --> 01:16:54,514
And the fact that
you can't see that,

1709
01:16:54,514 --> 01:16:56,783
that is a goddamn shame.

1710
01:16:59,886 --> 01:17:02,956
In conclusion, uh,
congratulations to the bride and

1711
01:17:02,989 --> 01:17:04,570
groom!

1712
01:17:04,570 --> 01:17:06,226
Just amazing.

1713
01:17:06,259 --> 01:17:08,895
Um, let's go home.

1714
01:17:08,895 --> 01:17:11,164
Anthony, sir, it's
been a real treat.

1715
01:17:11,197 --> 01:17:14,000
Elaine, it was
lovely meeting you.

1716
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:16,903
I'll call you.

1717
01:17:32,752 --> 01:17:34,200
So, what now?

1718
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,220
Naked time?-

1719
01:17:36,890 --> 01:17:37,657
After naked time?

1720
01:17:37,657 --> 01:17:39,659
Rehydration.

1721
01:17:43,830 --> 01:17:45,932
Lucy, I've had a
lot of women...

1722
01:17:45,932 --> 01:17:49,350
I seriously hope there's
an end to that sentence.

1723
01:17:51,438 --> 01:17:54,240
I've had a lot of women tell me
that I'm... I'm not the kind of

1724
01:17:54,274 --> 01:17:56,509
guy you settle down with.

1725
01:17:56,943 --> 01:17:59,512
I'm the one-night-stand.

1726
01:18:00,313 --> 01:18:02,749
And you think
that's what I'm doing?

1727
01:18:02,749 --> 01:18:04,751
I hope not.

1728
01:18:07,954 --> 01:18:09,956
I don't understand you.

1729
01:18:10,230 --> 01:18:12,792
I seriously
thought you hated me.

1730
01:18:13,126 --> 01:18:14,594
Never.

1731
01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:17,630
Never, not for one second.

1732
01:18:18,298 --> 01:18:20,700
And I can prove it to you.

1733
01:18:22,135 --> 01:18:23,970
All right, you
have to come in here.

1734
01:18:23,970 --> 01:18:25,271
Okay.

1735
01:18:25,305 --> 01:18:27,974
And I'm gonna need to take this.

1736
01:18:27,974 --> 01:18:30,430
I thought you
weren't feeling naked time.

1737
01:18:31,211 --> 01:18:32,450
You're kinda giving me
mixed signals here, Templeman.

1738
01:18:32,450 --> 01:18:33,980
We're not
going to the bed.

1739
01:18:34,470 --> 01:18:37,617
You have to stand... right here.

1740
01:18:37,650 --> 01:18:39,886
- Okay.
- Now...

1741
01:18:41,187 --> 01:18:43,189
tell me what you see.

1742
01:18:43,223 --> 01:18:45,992
Um, well...

1743
01:18:45,992 --> 01:18:49,195
my hair's a little scraggly
and my lipstick's faded.

1744
01:18:49,229 --> 01:18:51,164
You're perfect.

1745
01:18:51,197 --> 01:18:52,999
Guess again.

1746
01:18:53,366 --> 01:18:55,335
Oh!

1747
01:18:56,690 --> 01:18:57,270
My dress!

1748
01:18:57,303 --> 01:18:59,720
Look.

1749
01:18:59,806 --> 01:19:01,307
Like a tree frog.

1750
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:04,811
What exactly does that prove?

1751
01:19:04,844 --> 01:19:08,140
Your dress isn't the only
thing that matches your eyes.

1752
01:19:11,151 --> 01:19:13,860
Oh, my God.

1753
01:19:13,860 --> 01:19:14,200
Wait, did you...

1754
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:15,221
How about this?

1755
01:19:15,255 --> 01:19:17,357
Let's play a different game.

1756
01:19:17,390 --> 01:19:19,325
The "Starting Over" game.

1757
01:19:20,930 --> 01:19:21,227
Hi.

1758
01:19:21,261 --> 01:19:23,396
I'm Joshua
Templeman, nice to meet you.

1759
01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:25,331
Hi.

1760
01:19:25,365 --> 01:19:27,330
Um...

1761
01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:28,868
I'm Lucy Hutton.

1762
01:19:28,935 --> 01:19:32,839
I'm from Charlotte, Vermont,
where they grow strawberries.

1763
01:19:32,872 --> 01:19:35,742
And because of that, I'm
gonna call you "Shortcake."

1764
01:19:35,775 --> 01:19:38,778
It'll be a dead
giveaway that I love you.

1765
01:19:41,114 --> 01:19:42,182
You're freaking out.

1766
01:19:42,215 --> 01:19:43,249
No.

1767
01:19:43,283 --> 01:19:46,219
- Don't freak out.
- No, I just...

1768
01:19:46,853 --> 01:19:48,755
I just...

1769
01:19:48,788 --> 01:19:50,857
I... I am not... I am
not prepared for this.

1770
01:19:50,857 --> 01:19:51,958
What do you mean?

1771
01:19:51,991 --> 01:19:53,893
After New Year's, one of
us is gonna be out of a job.

1772
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:56,963
Any relationship we tried, it
would be over before it started.

1773
01:19:56,963 --> 01:19:58,310
Well, maybe not.

1774
01:19:58,640 --> 01:19:59,399
Maybe nobody has to quit.

1775
01:19:59,432 --> 01:20:00,967
No, this would never work.

1776
01:20:00,967 --> 01:20:02,350
You know that, okay?

1777
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:03,269
We would kill each other.

1778
01:20:05,380 --> 01:20:07,730
Luce, I know you.

1779
01:20:07,407 --> 01:20:10,243
I know that you blot your
lips twice before you throw your

1780
01:20:10,276 --> 01:20:12,178
tissue away.

1781
01:20:12,712 --> 01:20:16,416
I know that your voice drops
an octave when you get upset.

1782
01:20:16,616 --> 01:20:18,885
I know you chew your lower lip
when you're doing something you

1783
01:20:18,918 --> 01:20:20,987
don't wanna do.

1784
01:20:21,254 --> 01:20:24,290
And I know that
you're scared right now.

1785
01:20:24,691 --> 01:20:27,160
But you don't have to be.

1786
01:20:28,928 --> 01:20:30,930
I'm in this.

1787
01:20:30,997 --> 01:20:33,660
And you can trust that.

1788
01:21:56,483 --> 01:21:59,986
It's a dangerous
time for men these days, Josh.

1789
01:21:59,986 --> 01:22:03,256
If we don't stick together,
manic pixie twits like Lucy

1790
01:22:03,289 --> 01:22:06,326
Hutton, they're gonna be running
this country on lipstick and

1791
01:22:06,359 --> 01:22:07,594
feelings.

1792
01:22:07,627 --> 01:22:10,630
I can tell you I didn't start
this company to have my balls

1793
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,565
crushed by some
nitwit in a push-up bra.

1794
01:22:12,599 --> 01:22:13,800
Do you hear me?

1795
01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:14,667
Loud and clear.

1796
01:22:14,701 --> 01:22:16,403
I have a vision
for this company,

1797
01:22:16,436 --> 01:22:19,272
and I'm counting on
you to make it happen.

1798
01:22:19,305 --> 01:22:21,174
So, do you have a strategy?

1799
01:22:21,207 --> 01:22:22,375
- Do you have a plan?
- I do.

1800
01:22:22,409 --> 01:22:24,444
It's already underway.

1801
01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:27,130
I told her she'd back off if
you let her think that she could

1802
01:22:27,470 --> 01:22:28,915
pet the pony.

1803
01:22:28,948 --> 01:22:30,583
I'm glad you took my advice.

1804
01:22:30,617 --> 01:22:33,219
Is there anything else I can do
to help you cinch this thing?

1805
01:22:33,253 --> 01:22:34,320
No.

1806
01:22:34,354 --> 01:22:36,423
No, no, no, I... I don't
need any help beating her.

1807
01:22:36,456 --> 01:22:37,857
All right,
I'm sure you don't.

1808
01:22:37,891 --> 01:22:39,392
Get on it, then.

1809
01:22:41,928 --> 01:22:43,897
Hey, are you free?

1810
01:22:44,497 --> 01:22:47,167
I'm heading to the
coffeeshop right now.

1811
01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:57,444
So he's
***ually gaslighting you?

1812
01:22:57,477 --> 01:22:59,612
That is diabolical.

1813
01:22:59,646 --> 01:23:01,448
I guess it makes sense; you're
not gonna work as hard if you're

1814
01:23:01,481 --> 01:23:03,383
crushing on him.

1815
01:23:03,416 --> 01:23:06,252
I wonder what it's like to be
a dude who uses his raw animal

1816
01:23:06,286 --> 01:23:08,421
magnetism as a weapon.

1817
01:23:08,455 --> 01:23:10,423
Yeah, but it's
one thing to flirt.

1818
01:23:10,457 --> 01:23:12,859
It's a whole other thing to
pretend like you have actual

1819
01:23:12,892 --> 01:23:13,760
feelings.

1820
01:23:13,793 --> 01:23:16,329
I just... I feel
like such an idiot.

1821
01:23:17,263 --> 01:23:19,432
Are you sure it's okay that
we're talking about all this?

1822
01:23:19,466 --> 01:23:20,533
Yeah.

1823
01:23:20,567 --> 01:23:23,303
I mean, I'm basically the
mayor of the Friendzone,

1824
01:23:23,336 --> 01:23:27,340
so I'm hip, safe
space, carry on.

1825
01:23:28,408 --> 01:23:32,278
I just cannot believe I let
myself get played like this.

1826
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:36,182
I mean, he seemed so sincere.

1827
01:23:36,716 --> 01:23:39,285
Well, fear not,
my sweet friend.

1828
01:23:39,319 --> 01:23:40,987
You are going to
nail that interview,

1829
01:23:41,210 --> 01:23:44,491
get the job, and then order will
be restored to the universe.

1830
01:23:44,524 --> 01:23:45,658
Yes.

1831
01:23:45,692 --> 01:23:48,294
Well, justice demands that
Josh live a long life alone,

1832
01:23:48,328 --> 01:23:50,960
sucking on Bexley's nasty nuts.

1833
01:23:50,163 --> 01:23:51,865
So...

1834
01:23:53,299 --> 01:23:55,502
- Oh, hey, Josh.
- What are you doing here?

1835
01:23:55,535 --> 01:23:57,337
I was looking for you.

1836
01:23:57,370 --> 01:23:59,873
Thought I'd join
you for a coffee.

1837
01:24:00,173 --> 01:24:03,343
I don't like you enough
to get a coffee with you.

1838
01:24:05,245 --> 01:24:07,213
My mistake.

1839
01:24:09,949 --> 01:24:12,352
Solid burn.

1840
01:24:17,424 --> 01:24:20,930
Do we have confirmation that
the London Review is featuring

1841
01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:21,270
'Stripping Time?'

1842
01:24:21,610 --> 01:24:22,295
CC'd you on the email.

1843
01:24:22,328 --> 01:24:25,331
No, I'm looking at my inbox and
it's not here, you sociopath.

1844
01:24:25,365 --> 01:24:29,350
Well, then you're either
blind or just lying, as usual.

1845
01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:30,136
I don't lie.

1846
01:24:30,170 --> 01:24:31,371
You lie all the time.

1847
01:24:31,404 --> 01:24:33,673
You just don't see it as lying
because you tell people what

1848
01:24:33,707 --> 01:24:35,800
they wanna hear.

1849
01:24:35,410 --> 01:24:35,742
What?

1850
01:24:35,775 --> 01:24:37,243
Name one time I've done that.

1851
01:24:37,277 --> 01:24:40,380
You told me you
weren't interested in Danny.

1852
01:24:40,613 --> 01:24:42,215
Wow.

1853
01:24:42,716 --> 01:24:44,384
Wow.

1854
01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:45,585
That is amazing.

1855
01:24:45,618 --> 01:24:48,540
You are actually gonna play
this thing all the way through,

1856
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:49,389
aren't you?

1857
01:24:49,422 --> 01:24:50,390
And see, that's
what I don't get.

1858
01:24:50,423 --> 01:24:51,991
Throw me off my game, fine.

1859
01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:53,293
Flirt with me, mess
with my head, whatever.

1860
01:24:53,326 --> 01:24:56,290
But why would you want to keep
me from dating someone else?

1861
01:24:56,620 --> 01:24:57,497
Danny is nice!

1862
01:24:57,530 --> 01:24:58,431
And I'm not.

1863
01:24:58,465 --> 01:25:00,500
I thought you were...

1864
01:25:00,533 --> 01:25:02,702
somewhere under the
layers of psychological damage.

1865
01:25:02,736 --> 01:25:06,206
But it turns out you would just
do whatever it takes to win and

1866
01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:07,374
make your daddy proud.

1867
01:25:07,407 --> 01:25:08,641
And you know what?

1868
01:25:08,675 --> 01:25:11,711
I am so glad that I threw up all
over you 'cause I am this close

1869
01:25:11,745 --> 01:25:12,545
to doing it again!

1870
01:25:12,579 --> 01:25:14,140
What is wrong with you?!

1871
01:25:14,470 --> 01:25:15,482
I
heard you with Bexley!

1872
01:25:15,515 --> 01:25:16,683
And?

1873
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,651
And I bet if he knew you'd had
a hand all the way up my skirt,

1874
01:25:18,685 --> 01:25:20,420
he'd throw a
parade in your honor!

1875
01:25:20,453 --> 01:25:22,989
- That's not...
- Hey, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh!

1876
01:25:23,230 --> 01:25:25,910
I'm gonna need those projections
on my desk by Friday.

1877
01:25:25,158 --> 01:25:26,920
I don't have the time.

1878
01:25:26,159 --> 01:25:27,227
Lucy can do it.

1879
01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:28,294
Hutton!

1880
01:25:28,328 --> 01:25:30,463
Care to grow some hair
on your nuts and step up?

1881
01:25:30,497 --> 01:25:32,198
You know,
Richard, I would love to,

1882
01:25:32,232 --> 01:25:34,534
but I doubt a nitwit in a
push-up bra would be much help

1883
01:25:34,567 --> 01:25:36,169
to you.

1884
01:25:37,470 --> 01:25:41,474
Josh, projections,
on my desk Friday.

1885
01:25:42,242 --> 01:25:44,711
There is no way in hell I am
letting you and Bexley destroy

1886
01:25:44,711 --> 01:25:46,312
this place.

1887
01:26:50,677 --> 01:26:52,145
Lucy?

1888
01:26:52,145 --> 01:26:53,380
Hi.

1889
01:26:53,413 --> 01:26:55,348
You have a call at two with TLS,
unless you want me to take it.

1890
01:26:55,382 --> 01:26:56,649
I know the catalogue.

1891
01:26:56,683 --> 01:26:57,784
It's all yours.

1892
01:26:57,784 --> 01:26:59,586
Wait, do you
know where Josh is?

1893
01:26:59,619 --> 01:27:01,621
I haven't seen
him since yesterday.

1894
01:27:01,654 --> 01:27:03,323
That's weird, right?

1895
01:27:03,356 --> 01:27:04,491
The week of the presentation?

1896
01:27:04,524 --> 01:27:06,793
He's... he's up to something.

1897
01:27:06,793 --> 01:27:09,429
I wouldn't put it past him.

1898
01:27:09,896 --> 01:27:10,797
You ready for this?

1899
01:27:10,864 --> 01:27:12,399
Hell yes.

1900
01:27:12,432 --> 01:27:14,100
I will bring my A game.

1901
01:27:14,167 --> 01:27:16,403
That's what I like to hear.

1902
01:27:38,625 --> 01:27:40,260
Go get 'em, Tiger!

1903
01:27:45,732 --> 01:27:47,801
about for the internship.

1904
01:27:48,535 --> 01:27:49,769
This is Daisy?

1905
01:27:49,803 --> 01:27:51,771
Like the flower.

1906
01:27:59,713 --> 01:28:01,481
No.

1907
01:28:02,782 --> 01:28:03,850
Absolutely not.

1908
01:28:03,850 --> 01:28:04,684
No, but you said that...

1909
01:28:04,718 --> 01:28:06,920
I got steamrolled
and you know it.

1910
01:28:06,953 --> 01:28:09,456
I'm sorry, you seem
like a lovely girl,

1911
01:28:09,489 --> 01:28:11,324
but you actually couldn't
have picked a worse time.

1912
01:28:11,324 --> 01:28:13,727
And you still haven't
turned in your monthly report.

1913
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:14,761
Oh, yes, I wanted to
talk to you about that...

1914
01:28:14,794 --> 01:28:15,695
No, don't
worry about it.

1915
01:28:15,729 --> 01:28:16,563
I already talked to
Alan, I got the numbers,

1916
01:28:16,596 --> 01:28:18,832
and I did the
report myself... again.

1917
01:28:18,865 --> 01:28:20,500
You're such an angel.

1918
01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:21,935
No, I'm not an angel.

1919
01:28:21,968 --> 01:28:24,337
I'm a patsy and I am done.

1920
01:28:24,404 --> 01:28:25,839
It's a migraine or
a sprained wrist.

1921
01:28:25,872 --> 01:28:28,341
I mean, three months ago, you
couldn't turn in the report

1922
01:28:28,408 --> 01:28:30,777
because a bird flew in your face
coming off the subway and you

1923
01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:32,579
were too
distraught to concentrate.

1924
01:28:32,612 --> 01:28:33,680
It was a big bird...

1925
01:28:33,713 --> 01:28:35,682
And while I sympathize
with your various plights...

1926
01:28:35,715 --> 01:28:37,484
You don't sound sympathetic.

1927
01:28:37,517 --> 01:28:38,718
She doesn't sound sympathetic.

1928
01:28:38,752 --> 01:28:41,421
I'm gonna have to
ask you to do your job.

1929
01:28:43,757 --> 01:28:46,590
I'm disappointed in you.

1930
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:47,794
Well...

1931
01:28:50,530 --> 01:28:52,365
Impressive.

1932
01:28:52,365 --> 01:28:53,600
Thank you.

1933
01:28:53,633 --> 01:28:55,802
Not that I... need
your validation.

1934
01:28:55,802 --> 01:28:57,537
Thank you for coming.

1935
01:28:57,537 --> 01:28:58,538
Lucy Hutton?

1936
01:28:58,538 --> 01:28:59,773
You're up next.

1937
01:28:59,806 --> 01:29:01,541
Okay.

1938
01:29:05,110 --> 01:29:06,913
One thing...

1939
01:29:07,380 --> 01:29:10,750
If you get this job, are you
actually gonna let Bexley gut

1940
01:29:10,784 --> 01:29:12,886
the literary department?

1941
01:29:13,386 --> 01:29:15,210
It's his business.

1942
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,756
He can do what he wants with it.

1943
01:29:18,124 --> 01:29:19,526
Okay.

1944
01:29:19,559 --> 01:29:21,728
That's all I needed to know.

1945
01:29:22,896 --> 01:29:26,533
This is the first chapter of
a new book from best-selling

1946
01:29:26,566 --> 01:29:29,200
author Emily Powery.

1947
01:29:29,350 --> 01:29:33,773
I propose creating a cross-media
platform so that people can

1948
01:29:33,807 --> 01:29:37,410
download e-books or audiobooks
and then have conversations with

1949
01:29:37,477 --> 01:29:39,779
other readers and the writer.

1950
01:29:39,813 --> 01:29:40,914
How would that work?

1951
01:29:40,947 --> 01:29:42,849
Well, once you
finished a chapter,

1952
01:29:42,916 --> 01:29:45,752
you are then directed to a
community group to discuss the

1953
01:29:45,785 --> 01:29:46,653
story.

1954
01:29:46,686 --> 01:29:49,122
And the writer is
part of that community.

1955
01:29:49,122 --> 01:29:51,570
They publish a
chapter at a time,

1956
01:29:51,124 --> 01:29:52,926
like the old 19th
century serials,

1957
01:29:52,959 --> 01:29:55,762
and then join the conversation
with the readers before they

1958
01:29:55,795 --> 01:29:57,764
write the next chapter.

1959
01:29:57,797 --> 01:29:59,320
Interesting.

1960
01:29:59,650 --> 01:30:01,434
If you turn to section two of
the document in front of you,

1961
01:30:01,501 --> 01:30:04,604
you will see the
budget that I'm proposing.

1962
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:10,977
They seriously grilled
me on the numbers but...

1963
01:30:10,977 --> 01:30:12,579
I think I held my own.

1964
01:30:12,612 --> 01:30:13,880
I'm sure you blew them away.

1965
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:15,849
And I have to say,
whether or not I get this job,

1966
01:30:15,882 --> 01:30:17,951
this whole thing, it...

1967
01:30:17,984 --> 01:30:20,520
it did kinda wake me up.

1968
01:30:21,788 --> 01:30:23,623
Well, here's a
little something.

1969
01:30:23,623 --> 01:30:24,891
Oh, my God.

1970
01:30:24,958 --> 01:30:25,959
A Peacock edition?

1971
01:30:25,992 --> 01:30:27,527
Helen!

1972
01:30:27,894 --> 01:30:30,630
Oh, it's beautiful.

1973
01:30:30,697 --> 01:30:34,801
Mr. Darcy was such a
great romantic hero:

1974
01:30:34,801 --> 01:30:36,903
inscrutable, misunderstood.

1975
01:30:36,970 --> 01:30:38,400
I don't know.

1976
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:40,640
I think she might be
setting up a false expectation.

1977
01:30:40,707 --> 01:30:42,475
Sometimes...

1978
01:30:42,475 --> 01:30:43,643
guy's just an *****.

1979
01:30:43,710 --> 01:30:45,979
That has
certainly been my experience.

1980
01:30:47,447 --> 01:30:50,383
And it's gonna look
nice in your library.

1981
01:30:55,989 --> 01:30:57,991
It's a great promotion for you.

1982
01:30:58,240 --> 01:30:59,726
Thank you.

1983
01:30:59,926 --> 01:31:00,760
Lucy!

1984
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:02,896
We were just about
to come find you.

1985
01:31:05,732 --> 01:31:07,567
Congratulations.

1986
01:31:08,340 --> 01:31:09,836
You earned it.

1987
01:31:10,904 --> 01:31:12,472
Well...

1988
01:31:12,472 --> 01:31:15,642
we've all had a big
decision to make today.

1989
01:31:15,675 --> 01:31:18,144
I think it goes without saying
that this merger has been a

1990
01:31:18,144 --> 01:31:23,483
little bumpy, but I think that
B&G is positioned now to become

1991
01:31:23,483 --> 01:31:26,486
a major literary powerhouse.

1992
01:31:26,486 --> 01:31:30,690
I know first-hand that no one is
more savvy or tenacious than its

1993
01:31:30,690 --> 01:31:33,126
new managing director...

1994
01:31:35,161 --> 01:31:36,863
Lucy Hutton.

1995
01:31:36,930 --> 01:31:39,132
- Congratulations, Lucy.
- What?

1996
01:31:41,601 --> 01:31:43,770
Way to go, Luce.

1997
01:31:44,170 --> 01:31:45,505
What?

1998
01:31:45,538 --> 01:31:46,773
Wait, but she just said that...

1999
01:31:46,806 --> 01:31:48,975
I took a job as acquisitions
editor at Harper Collins last

2000
01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:49,709
week.

2001
01:31:49,709 --> 01:31:50,810
Son of a *****.

2002
01:31:50,810 --> 01:31:53,460
So when you said you
didn't need help beating me...

2003
01:31:53,790 --> 01:31:55,815
It's because I had
decided to resign.

2004
01:31:55,882 --> 01:31:56,983
Why didn't you tell me?

2005
01:31:57,500 --> 01:31:59,152
That would be my fault.

2006
01:31:59,185 --> 01:32:00,887
I begged him not
to say anything.

2007
01:32:00,954 --> 01:32:02,255
I am sorry, Lucy.

2008
01:32:02,288 --> 01:32:05,825
Just fighting with Josh
lit such a fire under you,

2009
01:32:05,892 --> 01:32:09,620
I knew if you kept that drive,
you'd beat everyone else and get

2010
01:32:09,950 --> 01:32:10,163
the job.

2011
01:32:10,163 --> 01:32:11,531
She would've
kicked your *** too, Josh!

2012
01:32:12,632 --> 01:32:14,100
Fair enough.

2013
01:32:14,300 --> 01:32:18,571
Luce, you are the heart and
soul of this place and everybody

2014
01:32:18,638 --> 01:32:19,706
knows it.

2015
01:32:19,739 --> 01:32:22,575
Just what the company
needs: more heart and soul.

2016
01:32:22,642 --> 01:32:24,770
Richard...

2017
01:32:24,110 --> 01:32:25,110
shut up.

2018
01:32:25,780 --> 01:32:27,280
In fact, always just
keep your mouth shut,

2019
01:32:27,313 --> 01:32:28,748
as a general rule.

2020
01:32:29,749 --> 01:32:31,851
Hey...

2021
01:32:31,918 --> 01:32:33,190
You're fired!

2022
01:32:33,860 --> 01:32:34,854
Already quit, jack***.

2023
01:32:35,121 --> 01:32:37,490
Oh, shit...

2024
01:32:42,662 --> 01:32:45,310
You know what I just realized?

2025
01:32:45,980 --> 01:32:46,766
What's that?

2026
01:32:46,833 --> 01:32:49,235
You are the nice guy.

2027
01:32:49,269 --> 01:32:51,137
You take that back.

2028
01:32:51,137 --> 01:32:53,390
Nope.

2029
01:33:02,820 --> 01:33:02,916
Where are you off to?

2030
01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:04,818
Weekend at the Cape.

2031
01:33:04,818 --> 01:33:06,553
See you on Monday!

2032
01:33:06,586 --> 01:33:08,880
Or Thursday.

2033
01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:09,756
No, no, no, we have a
contract with O'Brien,

2034
01:33:09,823 --> 01:33:11,910
so if he wants to
switch publishers,

2035
01:33:11,910 --> 01:33:11,725
you're gonna have
to buy him out.

2036
01:33:11,758 --> 01:33:12,859
Will you hold on a second?

2037
01:33:12,926 --> 01:33:15,228
This has a year's worth of
***ual harassment claims against

2038
01:33:15,261 --> 01:33:16,960
Richard Bexley.

2039
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:16,730
Give it to the board?

2040
01:33:16,763 --> 01:33:17,931
Thanks.

2041
01:33:18,832 --> 01:33:21,501
That is due Wednesday.

2042
01:33:21,835 --> 01:33:25,739
So, it turns out love
and hate aren't as similar as I

2043
01:33:25,772 --> 01:33:26,139
thought.

2044
01:33:26,206 --> 01:33:27,140
Son of a *****!

2045
01:33:27,207 --> 01:33:29,109
Yeah, well, our legal
team would beg differ.

2046
01:33:30,343 --> 01:33:31,478
No, no, no, no.

2047
01:33:31,511 --> 01:33:33,146
Think 30 percent higher.

2048
01:33:33,213 --> 01:33:34,781
But when
you love someone,

2049
01:33:34,814 --> 01:33:38,785
and I mean really love
someone, even when you fight,

2050
01:33:38,818 --> 01:33:40,320
you're still on the same team.

2051
01:33:40,353 --> 01:33:42,789
Look, if you wanna
poach one of our writers,

2052
01:33:42,822 --> 01:33:44,791
you're gonna take a
bath while doing it.

2053
01:33:44,824 --> 01:33:46,326
Interesting.

2054
01:33:46,326 --> 01:33:49,329
You know, I think I'm gonna
need a few more details on that

2055
01:33:49,329 --> 01:33:50,530
particular proposal.

2056
01:33:50,563 --> 01:33:53,533
You should know that I never
mix business with pleasure.

2057
01:33:53,566 --> 01:33:55,680
Never?

2058
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:56,269
- Hi.
- Hi.

2059
01:33:56,336 --> 01:33:57,237
How was your day?

2060
01:33:57,270 --> 01:33:59,339
Well, there's this
new exec over at B&G.

2061
01:33:59,339 --> 01:34:00,974
She's being a real hard-***.

2062
01:34:01,700 --> 01:34:02,275
Ugh, *****.

2063
01:34:02,342 --> 01:34:03,510
Yours?

2064
01:34:03,543 --> 01:34:05,979
Oh, there's this snake at
Harper Collins who's trying to

2065
01:34:05,979 --> 01:34:07,180
steal one of our best writers.

2066
01:34:07,180 --> 01:34:08,915
Aww, Shortcake.

2067
01:34:08,915 --> 01:34:10,283
You want me to
beat him up for you?

2068
01:34:10,283 --> 01:34:11,117
No.

2069
01:34:11,184 --> 01:34:13,987
I don't want you
fighting anyone but me.