1 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:20,530 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,240 CHOIR LEADER: Can I hear the opening word: ♪ O... ♪ 3 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,542 Here we go. One, two, three. 4 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:46,120 CHOIR LEADER and STUDENTS: ♪ O... ♪ 5 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,447 CHOIR LEADER: Very good. 6 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:50,500 Remember, the text is first. 7 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,718 "In the beginning was the Word." 8 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,988 So the text is what you're concentrating on. 9 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,724 Make it part of the music. 10 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,926 - Let's all breathe in. - (students inhale) 11 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,728 - Breathe out. - (students exhale) 12 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,731 Excellent. Now, let's hear the opening chord. 13 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:10,203 ♪ O... ♪ 14 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,405 Good. Middle voices, a little bit more. 15 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,107 Higher voices are excellent. 16 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,909 Bass, a little more breath. 17 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,644 Try again. 18 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,413 ♪ O... ♪ 19 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,749 Okay, let's run the first verse. 20 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,317 One... 21 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:29,589 ♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪ 22 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:35,950 ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ 23 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:40,500 ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ 24 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:46,720 ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ 25 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:51,578 ♪ Yet in thy dark streets shineth ♪ 26 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:57,500 ♪ The everlasting light ♪ 27 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,919 ♪ The hopes and fears ♪ 28 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,789 ♪ Of all the years ♪ 29 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,792 ♪ Are met in thee ♪ 30 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:10,296 ♪ Tonight. ♪ 31 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,899 Really great. Especially that T at the end. 32 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,134 All together. 33 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,635 Very, very good. 34 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,970 Excellent. 35 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,673 ("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado playing) 36 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,649 ♪ Let me sleep ♪ 37 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,919 ♪ In the slumber of the morning ♪ 38 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,922 (laughter, indistinct chatter) 39 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:39,292 ♪ There's nowhere I need to be ♪ 40 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:42,729 ♪ And my dreams still are calling ♪ 41 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:48,868 ♪ Lay your troubles on the ground ♪ 42 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:55,342 ♪ No need to worry about them now ♪ 43 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,848 ♪ Daylight shaking through the trees ♪ 44 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:07,320 ♪ Do not disturb me ♪ 45 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,723 ♪ Let me be ♪ 46 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:19,650 ♪ And if you need a place to land ♪ 47 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:22,268 ♪ Come down when you are weary ♪ 48 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:27,774 ♪ No more clouds to put away ♪ 49 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,377 - ♪ In the slumber of the... ♪ - (song stops abruptly) 50 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,612 (classical music playing) 51 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,000 (sighs) 52 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,271 (muttering) 53 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,876 Mm... 54 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,978 (grunts, chuckles) 55 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:08,882 (sighs, snickers) 56 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,784 Philistines. 57 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:16,890 Lazy, vulgar, rancid little Philistines. 58 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:17,424 - (knocking at door) - Hmm? 59 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,925 MISS CRANE: Mr. Hunham? 60 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,326 I'm busy right now. 61 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,462 Uh, Dr. Woodrup asked to see you. 62 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,966 (sighs) 63 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,968 (grunts) 64 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,443 What does he want? 65 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,978 Uh, I think it's about Christmas break. 66 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,815 I'll see him presently. 67 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,149 What's that? 68 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:45,218 Christmas cookies. 69 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,786 I made them for the faculty. 70 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,356 Well, not all the faculty. (laughs) 71 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:53,626 - Anyway, these are for you. - Oh. (chuckles) 72 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,301 ("Time Has Come Today" by The Chambers Brothers playing) 73 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,136 ♪ Time has come today ♪ 74 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,871 (lively chatter) 75 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:07,974 ♪ Young hearts can go their way ♪ 76 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:13,279 ♪ Can't put it off another day ♪ 77 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,983 ♪ I don't care what others say ♪ 78 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:20,253 ♪ They think we don't listen anyway ♪ 79 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,322 ♪ Time has come today ♪ 80 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,959 ♪ Hey ♪ 81 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,332 ♪ Oh... ♪ 82 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,733 Tully. 83 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,502 What are you doing with women's underwear? 84 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,370 It's the same swimsuit James Bond wears 85 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,905 in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. 86 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,540 It can't get more masculine than that. 87 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,742 Why don't you just wear cutoffs? 88 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:44,344 Because I'm going to St. Kitts. 89 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,120 I'm not going to be the only ****head 90 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,313 on the beach wearing cutoffs. 91 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:49,482 (laughs): Oh. Look out, everyone. 92 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:51,518 Tully's going to St. Kitts. 93 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,788 Hey, where are my cigarettes? 94 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:55,989 Your cigarettes? 95 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,357 You stole my ****ing cigarettes. 96 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,925 I resent that baseless accusation. 97 00:05:58,925 --> 00:05:59,993 Cut the shit. 98 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,494 I have no cigarettes now. 99 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:03,263 And Briggs says you suddenly had five of them 100 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,531 to trade for a skin mag. 101 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,366 I don't indulge in ***ography. 102 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,268 I get enough of the real thing. 103 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,337 Especially with Crandall's mom! 104 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,539 Hey, Kountze. 105 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,140 Ten dollars for this? 106 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,642 Looks more like a nickel bag. 107 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:17,477 Don't buy that, Harriman. He's ripping you off. 108 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,713 - Plus, it's ditch weed. - **** you, Tully. 109 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,815 This shit's premium weed, all right? 110 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,550 And unlike you, I'm stuck here. 111 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,251 It's got to last me through Christmas. 112 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,886 Take pity on him, Harriman. 113 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,155 He's a poor little Christmas orphan with nowhere to go. 114 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:32,492 Little Christmas orphan needs his pot and ***. 115 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:46,373 Ten minutes, ladies. 116 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:48,341 Ten minutes. 117 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,813 ("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado resumes) 118 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,420 (quiet chatter) 119 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,594 ♪ Let me sleep ♪ 120 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:11,364 ♪ In the slumber of tomorrow ♪ 121 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:17,203 ♪ There's nowhere we need to be ♪ 122 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:20,173 ♪ That will not be there after ♪ 123 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,742 (lively, indistinct chatter) 124 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:26,746 ♪ Daylight shaking through the trees ♪ 125 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:32,118 ♪ Do not disturb me ♪ 126 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,387 ♪ Let me be ♪ 127 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:40,727 ♪ Keep me with you on the ground ♪ 128 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:46,599 ♪ All of my worries behind me now ♪ 129 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:53,406 ♪ And be sure to wake me when ♪ 130 00:07:56,309 --> 00:08:01,414 ♪ Eternity begins. ♪ 131 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,650 (indistinct chatter continues) 132 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,986 I can't believe you got out of it. 133 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,254 Luck of the Irish. 134 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:10,900 I thought this was your year. 135 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:11,424 It was. 136 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,893 I told Woodrup my mother has lupus. 137 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,261 Does she? 138 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,764 I don't know. Probably. 139 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:20,100 We don't talk about those things. 140 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,935 So, who got stuck with it? 141 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,670 Who do you think? 142 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:28,508 MR. ROSENSWIEG: That poor walleyed *******. 143 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,913 (pen scratching on paper) 144 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,782 (sighs) 145 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:49,129 Rémy Martin. Louis XIII. 146 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,598 Christmas gift from the Board of Trustees. 147 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,633 Oh, how generous of them. 148 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,769 Thank you again for doing this, Hunham. 149 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,304 I wouldn't have asked if it weren't an emergency. 150 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:00,974 Oh, Mr. Endicott's mother, right. 151 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,442 What a tragedy. 152 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,845 It's not as though you had plans to leave campus anyway. 153 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,848 And, of course, there's a nice little bonus in it for you. 154 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:13,653 Well... (sighs) "Non nobis solum nati sumus," I suppose. 155 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:18,658 "Not for ourselves alone are we born." 156 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,862 I'm guessing that's Cicero. 157 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,564 Cicero, yes. 158 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,500 (chuckling): Very good, Hardy. You remembered. 159 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:37,243 There'll be just four boys holding over this year. 160 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,546 Mm-hmm. 161 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:42,315 Oh, yes. I know a couple of these reprobates. 162 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:47,153 Let's be a little more elastic in our assessment, shall we? 163 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,856 It's hard enough for them to be away from home on the holidays. 164 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:52,659 Latitude is the last thing these boys need. 165 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:58,198 Paul, at your core, you're an excellent teacher, 166 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:01,501 but your approach to the students is rather traditional. 167 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,269 This school was founded in 1797. 168 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,939 I thought tradition was our stock in trade. 169 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,774 - Then let's call it hidebound. - Ah. 170 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,210 You know, unwavering, resistant to... 171 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,946 Yes, yes, yes, I know what "hidebound" means. 172 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,881 Uh, I get it. 173 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,751 You're still angry that I failed Jordan Osgood. 174 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,220 Senator Osgood was very upset 175 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,560 when Princeton rescinded Jordan's acceptance, yes. 176 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,392 And I've continued to have to deal with the fallout. 177 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,928 Hardy, are we really supposed to let these boys just skate by 178 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,398 as long as Daddy builds a new gymnasium? 179 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,533 Of course not. That's not who we are. 180 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,869 But we can't be ignorant to politics. 181 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,738 That boy is too dumb to pour piss out of a boot. 182 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,740 A genuine troglodyte. 183 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,809 Jesus Christ, Paul. 184 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,612 He was a legacy and the son of one of our biggest donors. 185 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,480 Ever think his dad might be expecting 186 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,282 a little consideration for his dollar? 187 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:53,119 And he got it-- a first-class education for his son. 188 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,754 Oh, come on, Hardy. 189 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:58,892 As Dr. Greene used to say, "Our one true purpose 190 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,960 is to produce young men of good character." 191 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,630 I don't care what Dr. Greene used to say. 192 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:04,931 "And we cannot sacrifice our integrity 193 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,900 on the altar of their entitlement." 194 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,904 I'm just trying to instill basic academic discipline. 195 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,473 That's my job. Isn't it yours? 196 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,308 It was. 197 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,110 Until I became headmaster 198 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,146 and saw that it's not so simple to keep the damn school afloat. 199 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:24,584 I begged you, begged you to give the kid a C minus. 200 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,952 (chuckles): No. 201 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,620 There are instructors here who will do that. 202 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,856 I am not one of them. 203 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,297 Here's the manual and a full set of keys. 204 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,532 Everything you need to know is in there. 205 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,668 Your only task is to ensure 206 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,137 the boys' absolute safety and good condition. 207 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:48,641 And at least pretend to be a human being. 208 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,543 Please. 209 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,645 It's Christmas. 210 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,647 (bells jingling) 211 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,317 ♪ ♪ 212 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,686 **** this half-day bullshit. 213 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,154 Where the hell is Walleye? 214 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,890 He's probably jerking off in the Cobb salad. 215 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,860 - Why would he do that? - Because he's Walleye. 216 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,620 Who knows what that foul-smelling freak does? 217 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,364 But you went straight to the Cobb salad. 218 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,533 I mean, do you know something? 219 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,669 Because I eat that Cobb salad. 220 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:17,804 Salve, gentlemen. 221 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,373 Your final exams. 222 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,176 (Paul clears throat) 223 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:26,312 (whistling Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries") 224 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,870 (whistling stops) 225 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,208 Hmm. 226 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,410 I can tell by your faces that many of you 227 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,779 are shocked at the outcome. 228 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,449 I, on the other hand, am not, because I have had 229 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,218 the misfortune of teaching you this semester. 230 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,388 And even with my ocular limitations, 231 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,223 I witnessed firsthand 232 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,860 your glazed, uncomprehending expressions. 233 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,290 Sir, I don't understand. 234 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,931 That's glaringly apparent. 235 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,101 No, it's... (sighs) I can't fail this class. 236 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,403 Oh, don't sell yourself short, Mr. Kountze. 237 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,405 I truly believe that you can. 238 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,440 I'm supposed to go to Cornell. 239 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,242 Unlikely. 240 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,911 Please, sir. My dad's going to flip out. 241 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:35,415 (students murmuring) 242 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,850 All right. All right. 243 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:41,254 Uh, in the spirit of the season, 244 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,560 I suppose the most constructive way 245 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,958 of dealing with your shortcomings 246 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,461 is to offer a makeup exam. 247 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,164 You'll all get a second run at this after break. 248 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,768 (students sighing, murmuring) 249 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:57,437 Of course, it will not be the same exam. 250 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,773 You will now be responsible for new material as well. 251 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,341 (students groaning, murmuring) 252 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,343 Your grade will be an average of the two. 253 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,945 Please open your books to chapter six. 254 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,915 The Peloponnesian War, gentlemen. 255 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,450 You've already met Pericles. 256 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,119 Now prepare yourselves to meet Demosthenes. 257 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,955 No offense, sir, but is this really 258 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,124 the best time to be starting a new chapter? 259 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:22,962 I mean, we all appreciate the, uh, makeup exam gesture, 260 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,632 but our families are here. 261 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,967 You know, most teachers have already canceled class. 262 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,270 We have chapel in 40 minutes, then we're out of here. 263 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,390 Mm. -I mean, our heads are elsewhere. 264 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:36,643 And where exactly is your head, Mr. Tully? 265 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,378 Um, I don't know. 266 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,713 St. Kitts. (chuckles) 267 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,814 (chuckles) 268 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,115 Yes, indeed. 269 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,317 I see you've brought your valise. 270 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,720 Spot-on, sir. 271 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,489 It's just that it's been a really exhausting semester. 272 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:53,226 Getting into new material now right before break? 273 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,329 Honestly, it's a little absurd. 274 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,530 Sir. 275 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,503 Well, I would hate to be absurd. 276 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:07,700 So let's just scuttle the whole thing, shall we, 277 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,509 and let the original grades stand. 278 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,811 (students groaning, murmuring) 279 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,246 Uh, excuse me, sir. 280 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,249 I think, uh, we all liked the first option better. 281 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,318 What'd you say the guy's name was? Uh, Demosthe-who? 282 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,854 Of course, I still expect you to be familiar with chapter six 283 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:24,240 upon your return, so pack those textbooks, boys. 284 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,260 And if displeased, 285 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:29,262 take it up with your champion-- Mr. Tully. 286 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,931 Dismissed. 287 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:36,403 (whistling "Ride of the Valkyries") 288 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,710 (students murmuring) 289 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,540 I got us out early, didn't I? 290 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,543 (church organ playing) 291 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:52,285 CHOIR and CONGREGATION: ♪ Born thy people to deliver ♪ 292 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:57,223 ♪ Born a child and yet a king ♪ 293 00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:02,128 ♪ Born to reign in us forever ♪ 294 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:08,368 ♪ Now thy gracious kingdom bring. ♪ 295 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,905 Please be seated. 296 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:18,780 Welcome, Barton students, faculty and parents. 297 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,947 I know you're all anxious to start the holidays. 298 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,917 I can see the boys shifting in their seats. 299 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,752 - (laughter) - But before we release you 300 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:29,890 to your bountiful tables and the blessings of family, 301 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:31,958 let us pray for those less fortunate than we. 302 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:36,596 Let us remember the poor and the helpless, 303 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,733 the cold, the hungry and the oppressed. 304 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,269 Extra reading over vacation and no makeup test? 305 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,105 Are you ****ing kidding me? 306 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,606 Nice work, ****. 307 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,508 Can you not talk, please? I'm trying to pray. 308 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,510 You better pray I don't catch you alone, 309 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,480 because I will full-on nut-punch you. 310 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,948 Tone it down. 311 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,950 - Jesus can hear you. - PRIEST: ...and all those 312 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:59,619 who know not the loving kindness of God. 313 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,955 Sorry to hear about your mother, Endicott. 314 00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:03,523 What? 315 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,592 Oh. Yes. 316 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,926 Thank you. 317 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,962 Yeah. We're all pulling for her. 318 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,497 PRIEST: ...and your grace. 319 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:14,768 And finally, let us pray for the soul of Curtis Lamb, 320 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,270 Barton class of 1969. 321 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,206 Just this year, Curtis gave his life valiantly 322 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,375 in the service of his country. 323 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,712 And let us once again extend our deepest condolences 324 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,815 to one of the most cherished members of the Barton family, 325 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,550 his mother Mary. 326 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,620 Mary, we remember Curtis 327 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,289 as such an outstanding and promising young man, 328 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,992 and we know this holiday season 329 00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:41,695 will be especially difficult without him. 330 00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:46,199 Please know that we accompany you in your grief. 331 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,703 May the all-powerful God who protected Abraham 332 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:53,573 when he left his native land protect all our brave soldiers 333 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,100 until they are delivered safely home to us. 334 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,746 We ask this through Christ our Lord. 335 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,810 Amen. 336 00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,149 CONGREGATION: Amen. 337 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,652 I wish you all a very Merry Christmas. 338 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:09,189 Or, as the case may be, a very Happy Hanukkah. 339 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,157 (light laughter) 340 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,393 (organ playing "Joy to the World") 341 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,601 (quiet chatter) 342 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,273 DR. WOODRUP: Congressman, Merry Christmas to you. 343 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,377 (overlapping chatter, Christmas greetings) 344 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,445 Merry Christmas, everyone. 345 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,847 Merry Christmas. 346 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,115 Hey. Good to see you. 347 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,830 Nice to see you. Merry Christmas. 348 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,352 (chatter continues) 349 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,291 Angus Tully. 350 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,394 You have a phone call. 351 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,434 ANGUS: You're telling me this now? 352 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,969 JUDY (over phone): Sweetheart, listen. 353 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,710 I know it's last minute, and I am... 354 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,730 I'm absolutely heartbroken, 355 00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:01,641 but could you please see your way 356 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,811 to staying at school over break just this once? 357 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,613 Stanley has been working so hard, 358 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,948 and-and we've had no time for a honeymoon. 359 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,117 You guys have been married since July. 360 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,752 You've had all these months. 361 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,320 Something's always come up. 362 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,256 I know it's a lot to ask, 363 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,925 but you know how lonely I've been. 364 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,760 I've been lonely too. 365 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,429 And what about Boston? 366 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,665 You promised on the way we'd spend some time in Boston. 367 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,801 Angus, listen to me. 368 00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,769 This is our new family, okay? 369 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,339 I know you miss your father-- I do, too-- 370 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,841 but there's someone new in my life. 371 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,110 It's just this once, darling. 372 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:38,778 We'll be together at spring break, 373 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,113 and we'll have the whole summer. 374 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:41,948 **** the summer, and **** Stanley. 375 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,783 Angus. 376 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,285 Are you kidding me? 377 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,870 I'm just supposed to stay here? 378 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:48,455 (Judy sighs) 379 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,791 Mom, please don't do this. 380 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,626 Please. 381 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,662 PAUL: I suspect that, like me, 382 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,264 this is not how you wanted to spend your holidays, 383 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,934 but such are the vicissitudes of life. 384 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,969 And as Barton men, 385 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,271 we learn to confront our challenges 386 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,507 with heads held high and with a spirit 387 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,442 of courage and good fellowship. 388 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,378 Uh, in strict accordance with the dictates 389 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,280 of the manual, of course. 390 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,486 Mr. Tully, are you joining us as well? 391 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,554 What happened to St. Kitts? 392 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,191 Something came up. 393 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,331 (suitcase thuds loudly on floor) 394 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,200 (Paul clears throat) 395 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,200 So, for the next two weeks, 396 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,872 we will be following a standard school schedule... 397 00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:40,907 Sir? Uh, sir, we're on vacation. 398 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,343 ...which means we will be taking our meals together, 399 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,845 and you will observe regular hours of study. 400 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,348 Study? Are you kidding me? 401 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,216 The Peloponnesian War awaits, Mr. Kountze. 402 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,818 You and Mr. Tully. 403 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,870 The rest of you can get a jump on the next semester. 404 00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:56,256 It'll pay off. You'll see. 405 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,524 We're already holding over, 406 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,250 and now we're being punished for it? 407 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,561 You will be afforded limited windows for recreation 408 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,997 and supervised physical activity. 409 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:05,732 The gym's not even open yet. 410 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,534 Yeah, they've only lacquered half the floor. 411 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,202 PAUL: Fresh air will do you good. 412 00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:11,604 It's like 15 degrees outside. 413 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,874 And the Romans bathed naked in the freezing Tiber. 414 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,610 Adversity builds character, Mr. Tully. 415 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,213 Uh, speaking of which, the school will be cutting heat 416 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:21,881 to dormitories and faculty housing, 417 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,250 so we'll all be bunking in the infirmary. 418 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,519 (sighing): Oh, God. Geez. 419 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,555 ("Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht (Silent Night)" playing) 420 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,790 ANGUS: This is the most bullshit ever. 421 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,892 If we have to stay, why'd we have to draw Walleye? 422 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,950 JASON: Uh, you know he used to be a student, right? 423 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:36,629 Yeah, that's why he knows how to inflict 424 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,698 maximum pain on us, the sadistic ****. 425 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,533 TEDDY: At least we didn't draw Decker. 426 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,403 He'd be perving all over us. 427 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,872 ANGUS: Hey, guys, hold up for a second. 428 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,442 Want one? 429 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,711 TEDDY: No. I got something else. 430 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:55,582 Give me that. 431 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:57,150 Hey, don't smoke that out here. 432 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,651 I don't want to get busted by Walleye. 433 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,253 TEDDY: Don't be such a *****. 434 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:01,721 ANGUS: I'm not a *****. I just don't want 435 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,591 to end up at Fork Union paying for your mistake. 436 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,293 Teddy Kountze. 437 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,461 Jason Smith. 438 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,430 Yeah, I know who you are. 439 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,599 Want to hit this? 440 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,434 Uh, yeah. 441 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,105 You got a great arm, man. 442 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,507 Yeah, well, it's just football. 443 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,108 So, how'd you get stuck holding over? 444 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,344 I'm supposed to be skiing with my folks up at Haystack, 445 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,779 but my dad put his foot down, 446 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:27,614 said I can't come home unless I cut my hair. 447 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,816 (scoffs) So why don't you just cut your hair? 448 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,351 Civil disobedience, man. 449 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,952 ANGUS: Yeah, right. 450 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,288 JASON: No, he's cool. It's just a battle of wills. 451 00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:37,123 Still, I was kind of hoping he'd cave first, 452 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:40,293 because the powder up at Haystack is so sweet right now. 453 00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:43,797 What about you, Mr. Moto? 454 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:44,831 Why are you here? 455 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,933 Uh, no. Uh, my name is Ye-Joon. 456 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,635 Uh, my family is in Korea, 457 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,304 and they think it's too far for me to travel alone. 458 00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:54,641 I figured it was because your rickshaw was broken. (laughs) 459 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,310 Uh, what-what's a rickshaw? 460 00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:58,812 - You're an ***hole, Kountze. - (sighs) 461 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:00,880 Your mind's a cesspool and a shallow one at that. 462 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,549 Who's the ***hole, Tully? 463 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,651 You're the one who blew up history. 464 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:05,985 Hey. 465 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,287 What's your story, man? 466 00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:08,955 Alex Ollerman. 467 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,858 I'm here because my parents are on a mission in Paraguay. 468 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,393 We're LDS. 469 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,161 JASON: Mormons, right? 470 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:18,164 Don't you guys wear some kind of like magic underwear? 471 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,666 ALEX: That's a common misconception. 472 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,368 Actually, it's called a temple garment, 473 00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:23,303 and we're only supposed to wear it when we... 474 00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:24,871 Hey, what's up with the townies? 475 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:27,407 Hey, what are you doing with our Christmas tree? 476 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,909 The school sold it back to us. 477 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,811 Scotch pine, still fresh. 478 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,880 MAN 2: Yeah, we're going to put it back on the lot. 479 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,181 We do it every year. 480 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,500 This is the most bullshit ever. 481 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,257 Hello, Mary. (sighs) 482 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,859 Mr. Hunham. 483 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,528 I heard you got stuck with babysitting duty this year. 484 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,830 How'd you manage that? 485 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,198 Oh, I don't know. 486 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:54,534 I suppose I failed someone who richly deserved it. 487 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:57,170 Oh, the Osgood kid? 488 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:59,105 Yeah, he was a real ***hole. 489 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,440 Rich and dumb. 490 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,208 Popular combination around here. 491 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,440 It's a plague. 492 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,412 Uh, and you? 493 00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:07,470 You'll be here, too? 494 00:24:07,470 --> 00:24:08,915 All by my lonesome. 495 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:11,117 My little sister Peggy and her husband invited me 496 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:15,555 to go visit them at Roxbury, but I feel like it's too soon. 497 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:18,358 Like Curtis will think that I'm abandoning him. 498 00:24:18,358 --> 00:24:20,894 You know, this is the last place 499 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:23,863 that my baby and I were together, 500 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,633 - not including the bus station. - Yeah. 501 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,737 Well, I look forward to your fine cooking. 502 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,405 Oh, no, no. Don't do that. 503 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:34,641 All we've got is whatever is in that walk-in. 504 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,910 No new deliveries till January. 505 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,712 Hmm. 506 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:42,115 You mind if I, um... 507 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,719 - You want some of that? - Mm. 508 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:48,321 - All right. - (chuckles) Thank you. 509 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,889 (Paul clears throat) 510 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,225 - You know this is a necessity. - Oh, yes. 511 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:55,950 (jingle playing over radio) 512 00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:57,564 ♪ WABC ♪ 513 00:24:57,564 --> 00:25:00,333 ♪ Top 100 of the year. ♪ 514 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,168 DISC JOCKEY: Now 17. 515 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,739 Yeah, by Shocking Blue, it's called "Venus." 516 00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:08,942 ("Venus" by Shocking Blue playing) 517 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,448 ♪ A goddess on a mountaintop... ♪ 518 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:17,170 - Where's my photo? - What photo? 519 00:25:17,170 --> 00:25:19,285 I think you know what photo, and you stole it. 520 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,121 I resent that baseless accusation. 521 00:25:21,121 --> 00:25:23,423 Give me my goddamn picture. 522 00:25:23,423 --> 00:25:25,458 Hey, what's your problem, Tully? 523 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:27,193 You homesick? 524 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,795 Huh? Gonna cry? 525 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,463 Little boy misses his mommy? 526 00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:31,998 **** you, Kountze. 527 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:33,800 Why are you even here, anyway? Where's your family? 528 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,468 We're renovating our house, all right? 529 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:36,870 It's all torn up. 530 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,538 They're storing the tools and stuff in my room. 531 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,673 That's what they told you? 532 00:25:39,673 --> 00:25:41,141 It's winter, idiot. 533 00:25:41,141 --> 00:25:43,443 Nobody renovates their house in the winter. 534 00:25:43,443 --> 00:25:45,211 Your parents don't want you around 535 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,681 because you're a ****ing insecure sociopath. 536 00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:48,982 JASON: Hey, take it easy, guys. 537 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:50,160 A what? 538 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,351 I mean, who'd want you for a son? 539 00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:52,952 That's why you grind everybody, 540 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,155 because deep down you know you're an ***hole. 541 00:25:55,155 --> 00:25:58,191 Plus, academically, you're a disaster. 542 00:25:58,191 --> 00:26:01,995 I mean, if I were your parents, I'd never want you home again. 543 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,497 The only tool in your room is you. 544 00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:07,467 (yells, grunts) 545 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:10,570 (grunting, muttering) 546 00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:13,390 *****. 547 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,344 - Come on! Come on! - JASON: Hey, hey, hey! 548 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:18,678 All right, all right. 549 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:21,147 Break it up. Break it up. Break it up. 550 00:26:26,186 --> 00:26:27,520 They weren't fighting. 551 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,220 I see. 552 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:31,691 And who started it-- the not fighting? 553 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:33,193 Hmm? Mr. Tully, 554 00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:36,529 perhaps you could shed some light on the subject. 555 00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:38,598 Mr. Kountze? 556 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:40,567 Mr. Smith? 557 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:42,535 Mr. Ollerman? 558 00:26:42,535 --> 00:26:44,904 Mr. Park? 559 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:48,708 All right, then, uh, we'll do it like the Roman legions. 560 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,111 Absent a confession, one man's sin 561 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,912 is every man's suffering. 562 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:55,915 For every minute the truth is withheld, 563 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:58,718 you will all receive a detention. 564 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:01,521 And I thought all the Nazis were hiding in Argentina. 565 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:03,690 Stifle it, Tully. 566 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:08,628 Now, uh, in the first of said detentions, 567 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:13,800 you will clean the library, top to bottom. 568 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,869 Scraping the underside of the desks, 569 00:27:15,869 --> 00:27:18,972 which are caked with snot and gum 570 00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:23,430 and all manner of ancient, unspeakable proteins. 571 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:26,813 Ah, on your hands and knees, down in the dust, 572 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:30,817 breathing in the dead skin of generations of students 573 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:34,220 and desiccated cockroach ***holes. 574 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:35,555 It was Kountze! 575 00:27:35,555 --> 00:27:37,624 (Alex panting) 576 00:27:37,624 --> 00:27:39,759 Kountze started it. 577 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,429 Bravo, Mr. Ollerman. 578 00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:44,898 Bravo. 579 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,935 (quiet, indistinct chatter) 580 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,810 (light laughter) 581 00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:05,452 Lovely. 582 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:07,200 Thank you, Mary. 583 00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:16,329 Didn't we already have this for lunch? 584 00:28:16,329 --> 00:28:17,831 And it was crappy then. 585 00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:19,299 PAUL: Consider yourselves lucky. 586 00:28:19,299 --> 00:28:23,203 During the Third Punic campaign, 149 to 146 BC, 587 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:25,472 the Romans laid siege to Carthage 588 00:28:25,472 --> 00:28:27,640 for three entire years. 589 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,275 - (door opens) - By the time it ended, 590 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:31,611 the Carthaginians were reduced to eating sand 591 00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:33,546 and drinking their own urine. 592 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:36,149 Hence the term "punitive." 593 00:28:37,851 --> 00:28:39,686 Uh... (sniffs) Mary? 594 00:28:39,686 --> 00:28:41,855 Maybe you would, uh... 595 00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:44,240 maybe you would care to join us? 596 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:53,133 No, I'm all right. Thank you. 597 00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:00,240 (door opens and closes) 598 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,643 I mean, I know she's sad about her son and everything, 599 00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:06,790 but still, she's getting paid to do a job, 600 00:29:06,790 --> 00:29:09,150 and she should do it well, right? 601 00:29:10,684 --> 00:29:12,852 But I guess, no matter how bad a cook she is, 602 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,688 now they can never fire her. 603 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:17,691 Will you shut up! 604 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:23,960 You have no idea what that woman has been thr... 605 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:24,864 (sighs) 606 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,400 You know, Mr. Kountze, for most people, 607 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,239 life is like a henhouse ladder. 608 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:34,874 Shitty and short. 609 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:38,244 You were born lucky. 610 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,613 Maybe someday, you entitled little degenerates 611 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,480 will appreciate that. 612 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,718 If you don't, I feel sorry for you 613 00:29:44,718 --> 00:29:47,530 and we will have failed to do our jobs. 614 00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:49,890 Now, eat. 615 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:03,436 ♪ God rest ye merry, gentlemen ♪ 616 00:30:03,436 --> 00:30:07,574 ♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪ 617 00:30:07,574 --> 00:30:11,745 ♪ Remember Christ our Savior ♪ 618 00:30:11,745 --> 00:30:16,116 ♪ Was born on Christmas Day ♪ 619 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:20,420 ♪ To save us all from Satan's power ♪ 620 00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:23,990 ♪ When we were gone astray ♪ 621 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:30,263 ♪ O tidings of comfort and joy ♪ 622 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:32,599 ♪ And joy ♪ 623 00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:35,101 ♪ O tidings of... ♪ 624 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:36,770 BOB EUBANKS (over TV): That's right. 625 00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:39,305 (cheering and applause over TV) 626 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:41,241 Next question for five points, girls. 627 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:44,277 What are the dimensions of the car you drive most? 628 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:46,279 And that means width by length. 629 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,281 The dimensions of the car you drive most. Jerry? 630 00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:50,316 JERRY (over TV): It's pretty long. 631 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:53,420 Oh, let's see. Maybe, uh, 8 by 80? 632 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:55,455 (laughter over TV) 633 00:30:58,258 --> 00:30:59,826 EUBANKS: What's the name of your car, Union Pacific? 634 00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:01,127 (Paul clears throat) 635 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,763 - Oh, good evening. - Good evening. 636 00:31:03,763 --> 00:31:05,331 What's this? 637 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,300 You don't know The Newlywed Game? 638 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,636 No. -What planet have you been living on? 639 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:11,805 I don't really watch television. 640 00:31:11,805 --> 00:31:13,840 It's a show where they ask couples questions 641 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,875 to see how well they know each other. 642 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,677 That sounds like courting disaster. 643 00:31:17,677 --> 00:31:20,680 Yeah, that's the whole damn point. 644 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,482 Sit down. 645 00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:23,850 Come on. 646 00:31:23,850 --> 00:31:26,119 Broaden your horizons. 647 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:31,858 (sighs) This is a rerun from July. 648 00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:34,327 Which is why they're playing for Weber barbecues 649 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:35,829 and picnic utensils. 650 00:31:35,829 --> 00:31:37,997 - PAUL: Fascinating. - MARY: Mm-hmm. 651 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:39,532 EUBANKS: If we ever take separate vacations, 652 00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:40,900 I am sending my wife to blank... 653 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,670 - Oh. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 654 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:45,972 (chatter continues over TV) 655 00:31:48,410 --> 00:31:51,511 So, how are the boys? 656 00:31:51,511 --> 00:31:54,180 Broken in body and spirit. 657 00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:58,885 Okay, well, it is the holidays, so, you know, go easy on them. 658 00:31:58,885 --> 00:32:00,320 Oh, please. 659 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,822 They've had it easy their whole lives. 660 00:32:02,822 --> 00:32:04,691 You don't know that. 661 00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:06,192 Did you? 662 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,163 Besides, everybody should be with their people on Christmas. 663 00:32:10,163 --> 00:32:11,898 - WOMAN: Hawaii, probably. - EUBANKS: Hawaii. All right. 664 00:32:11,898 --> 00:32:13,199 He says he's gonna send you to Santa Ana 665 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,101 and he's going to Las Vegas. 666 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,703 MAN: Nobody can watch you in Siberia. 667 00:32:16,703 --> 00:32:18,538 Where are you going? 668 00:32:18,538 --> 00:32:20,607 - To Vegas. - Las Vegas? 669 00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:23,176 - Yeah. - (sighs) 670 00:32:23,176 --> 00:32:25,178 - No. - (audience murmurs, laughs) 671 00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:27,681 Those two are going to get a divorce. 672 00:32:27,681 --> 00:32:29,115 How do you know? 673 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:31,217 I recognize that look of stale disappointment. 674 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,453 - (chuckling) - She hates him. 675 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:35,555 Oh. 676 00:32:35,555 --> 00:32:37,357 How long were you married? 677 00:32:37,357 --> 00:32:39,292 I was engaged to Curtis's father. 678 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:42,629 Mm. -But he died before I gave birth. 679 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,531 Harold. 680 00:32:44,531 --> 00:32:46,900 He worked in the shipyard. 681 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:49,302 And one day, they was carrying this big, uh, 682 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:52,872 cargo pallet, and the cable snapped. 683 00:32:52,872 --> 00:32:54,941 Hit him right across the head. 684 00:32:57,770 --> 00:32:58,912 They were good men. 685 00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:00,280 Both of them. 686 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,750 And neither of them made it to 25. 687 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:06,419 My baby wasn't even 20. 688 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,923 I'm so sorry. 689 00:33:09,923 --> 00:33:12,892 I took this job when Curtis was small 690 00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:14,494 because I wanted to ensure 691 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:16,496 that he was going to have a good education. 692 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:19,165 - You know he flourished here. - Yes. No, he was a great kid. 693 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,734 - I had him one semester. - Mm-hmm. 694 00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:22,168 Very insightful. 695 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,437 Mm-hmm. He hated you. 696 00:33:25,772 --> 00:33:28,241 He said you were a real ***hole. 697 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:32,120 Well, uh, like I said... (chuckles) 698 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,314 sharp kid. Insightful. 699 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:40,286 He had his heart set on Swarthmore. 700 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:43,189 And he had the grades, but I didn't have the money. 701 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:46,292 Even with financial aid, it wasn't enough. 702 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:50,630 So, when he got called up and no student deferment, 703 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,499 off he went. 704 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:55,335 Do you know what he said to me? 705 00:33:55,335 --> 00:33:59,305 He said, "Hey, Ma, look at the upside. 706 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:04,310 When I get discharged, I can go to college on the GI Bill." 707 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:08,281 College. 708 00:34:14,154 --> 00:34:16,389 And here we are. 709 00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:21,127 With my Curtis in the cold ground 710 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,730 and those boys safe and warm in their beds. 711 00:34:25,799 --> 00:34:27,167 It's like you said. 712 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,835 How'd you say it? 713 00:34:28,835 --> 00:34:30,837 "Life is like a henhouse ladder." 714 00:34:30,837 --> 00:34:32,472 - (Paul chuckles) - That's right. 715 00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:34,908 I can hear everything you're saying from the kitchen. 716 00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:36,676 Especially that Kountze kid. 717 00:34:36,676 --> 00:34:39,245 Crown prince of all the little ***holes. 718 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,140 - (chuckles) - MAN (over TV): It's zero. 719 00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:42,382 EUBANKS: Zero. She said it is zero! 720 00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:44,250 Couple number one, Mike and Sherry McCray, 721 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,353 you are our grand prize winner! 722 00:34:46,353 --> 00:34:49,222 (applause, cheering over TV) 723 00:34:55,328 --> 00:34:58,640 All right, you fetid layabouts. 724 00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,833 It's daylight in the swamp! 725 00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:01,434 (clanging) 726 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:02,836 Arise! 727 00:35:02,836 --> 00:35:04,371 (students groaning) 728 00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:07,507 ("Carol of the Drum (Little Drummer Boy)" playing) 729 00:35:07,507 --> 00:35:09,420 Speed, gentlemen. 730 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:10,877 Speed! 731 00:35:10,877 --> 00:35:14,881 Without sufficient exercise, the body devours itself. 732 00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:16,516 That's it! 733 00:35:16,516 --> 00:35:18,385 Good. 734 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:20,954 (coughing) 735 00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:23,230 ♪ Our finest gifts we bring, pa-rum pum pum pum ♪ 736 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:24,891 (sniffs, coughs) 737 00:35:25,759 --> 00:35:29,620 ♪ To lay before the King, pa-rum pum pum pum ♪ 738 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:33,199 ♪ Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum ♪ 739 00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:39,572 ♪ Baby Jesus... ♪ 740 00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,141 What about your car? 741 00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:43,276 We can take it, go somewhere. Boston, maybe? 742 00:35:43,276 --> 00:35:45,478 Nah, we'd get in so much trouble. 743 00:35:45,478 --> 00:35:47,580 Face it. We're stuck. 744 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,949 If we just had some way to get out of here. 745 00:35:49,949 --> 00:35:52,385 - Yo. - Just split. 746 00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:55,221 Well, you could put a chopper down right in the quad. 747 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:56,122 What? 748 00:35:56,122 --> 00:35:57,991 A helicopter, dumb***. 749 00:35:57,991 --> 00:36:00,930 His old man's the CEO of Pratt & Whitney. 750 00:36:00,930 --> 00:36:01,594 Yeah, he's got his own bird. 751 00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:03,430 He takes it from Stamford to the city every morning. 752 00:36:03,430 --> 00:36:04,898 Lands it right in the backyard. 753 00:36:04,898 --> 00:36:06,733 The pilot's name is Wild Bill. 754 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:09,769 - Wild Bill? - Yeah. 755 00:36:09,769 --> 00:36:11,838 He flew up to Haystack with it. 756 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:14,407 Took the presents and everything, minus me. 757 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:17,310 Flying with presents, like Santa Claus. 758 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:18,445 Yeah. 759 00:36:18,445 --> 00:36:20,513 Just like Santa Claus. (whistles) 760 00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:22,282 Hey. 761 00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:24,150 Oh, let's go, let's go! 762 00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:27,954 You know, if I were back home right now in Provo, 763 00:36:27,954 --> 00:36:31,257 it'd be really warm inside. 764 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:34,861 And my mom, she'd be making me baked apples, 765 00:36:34,861 --> 00:36:38,765 and the whole house would smell like cinnamon and brown sugar. 766 00:36:38,765 --> 00:36:40,667 That sounds so nice. 767 00:36:41,968 --> 00:36:43,503 JASON: Touchdown! 768 00:36:43,503 --> 00:36:45,772 (Teddy grunting) 769 00:36:45,772 --> 00:36:47,140 Hey! 770 00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:48,475 (laughs) That's what you get 771 00:36:48,475 --> 00:36:50,343 for ratting me out, you little Mormon! 772 00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:53,146 - (grunts, laughs) - ALEX: What? 773 00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:54,481 TEDDY: Let's go! 774 00:36:54,481 --> 00:36:56,316 What's Fork Union? 775 00:36:56,316 --> 00:37:00,820 Uh, before, you said you don't want to end up at Fork Union. 776 00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:03,990 It's a military academy in Virginia. 777 00:37:03,990 --> 00:37:06,993 That's where I'm going if I get kicked out of school again. 778 00:37:06,993 --> 00:37:10,330 How many schools have you been kicked out of? 779 00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:11,865 Three. 780 00:37:11,865 --> 00:37:13,566 That's why I'm still a junior. 781 00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:16,169 - Give or take a semester. - ALEX: It's gone! 782 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,405 My glove's gone. 783 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,474 Twisted ****er orphaned that glove on purpose. 784 00:37:21,474 --> 00:37:25,145 Left you with one so the loss would sting that much more. 785 00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:31,751 ♪ ♪ 786 00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:49,369 ♪ ♪ 787 00:37:49,369 --> 00:37:51,771 (deep, shuddering breath) 788 00:38:06,686 --> 00:38:08,722 ♪ ♪ 789 00:38:22,869 --> 00:38:25,405 (crying) 790 00:38:34,581 --> 00:38:35,782 Hey. 791 00:38:36,950 --> 00:38:39,252 You all right? 792 00:38:39,252 --> 00:38:41,154 (voice shaking): I had a nightmare. 793 00:38:41,154 --> 00:38:43,289 I get nightmares too. 794 00:38:43,289 --> 00:38:45,825 I'm always falling or drowning. 795 00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:47,827 Also... 796 00:38:47,827 --> 00:38:49,829 (sobbing) 797 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:51,765 I had an accident. 798 00:38:57,837 --> 00:38:59,773 Yeah, you did. 799 00:38:59,773 --> 00:39:02,409 Shh. Stop crying. 800 00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:04,844 If they hear you, they'll crucify you. 801 00:39:04,844 --> 00:39:07,647 Which would be ironic since you're Buddhist. 802 00:39:07,647 --> 00:39:10,316 I know this is an excellent school, 803 00:39:10,316 --> 00:39:12,952 and my brothers went here, 804 00:39:12,952 --> 00:39:15,321 but I miss my family, 805 00:39:15,321 --> 00:39:17,691 and I have no friends. 806 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:22,128 Yeah, well, friends are overrated. 807 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:25,832 I'll help you hide the sheets in the morning, all right? 808 00:39:25,832 --> 00:39:29,869 In the meantime, find a dry spot and try to get some sleep. 809 00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:31,705 Thank you. 810 00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,145 ****ing asparagus. 811 00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:04,337 (clearing throat) 812 00:40:06,172 --> 00:40:08,800 (whispering): Are you kidding me? 813 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,877 It's only 11:00, and he's already lit. 814 00:40:10,877 --> 00:40:12,545 I can smell the whiskey on him. 815 00:40:12,545 --> 00:40:15,248 Can you blame him? It's freezing in here. 816 00:40:15,248 --> 00:40:17,650 It's ****ing Greenland in here. 817 00:40:17,650 --> 00:40:20,653 (helicopter whirring in distance) 818 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:35,168 What the hell is that? 819 00:40:35,168 --> 00:40:37,404 (whirring continues) 820 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:01,528 JASON: I knew it! 821 00:41:01,528 --> 00:41:04,264 He finally caved, the big softie. 822 00:41:05,265 --> 00:41:08,301 Hey, any of you guys like to ski? 823 00:41:09,602 --> 00:41:11,705 ♪ ♪ 824 00:41:13,139 --> 00:41:14,908 PAUL: Thank you. 825 00:41:14,908 --> 00:41:16,910 Goodbye, now. 826 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:19,646 (chatter continues indistinctly) 827 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,748 ♪ ♪ 828 00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,285 Yes! 829 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,930 Well, good news, gentlemen. 830 00:41:33,930 --> 00:41:35,962 I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup and your parents. 831 00:41:35,962 --> 00:41:38,431 Uh, most of them, anyway. 832 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:42,100 Try calling again. Just one more time, please. 833 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,436 There's no point. 834 00:41:43,436 --> 00:41:45,271 The front desk says they're not answering. 835 00:41:45,271 --> 00:41:47,340 He says they're away on some excursion. 836 00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:49,442 - Excursion. - (chuckles) 837 00:41:49,442 --> 00:41:51,945 I'm as disappointed as you are, if not more so. 838 00:41:51,945 --> 00:41:54,180 I could have been spending the rest of my vacation 839 00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:56,282 reading mystery novels. 840 00:41:56,282 --> 00:41:59,190 Maybe they're back now. Just call again, please. 841 00:42:00,186 --> 00:42:01,788 Okay. 842 00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:09,290 Happy holidays. 843 00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:11,297 Same to you. 844 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,802 Take care, Tully. 845 00:42:17,137 --> 00:42:19,372 I guess that just leaves you, huh? 846 00:42:19,372 --> 00:42:21,775 Be sure to do all your homework. 847 00:42:23,176 --> 00:42:24,678 Oh, almost forgot. 848 00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:27,130 I found that picture you were looking for. 849 00:42:28,148 --> 00:42:30,383 Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully. 850 00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:34,988 (Teddy laughing) 851 00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:38,992 Bye, Angus. 852 00:42:42,829 --> 00:42:45,832 ♪ ♪ 853 00:42:45,832 --> 00:42:47,901 (indistinct chatter) 854 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:12,258 (Paul sighs) 855 00:43:12,258 --> 00:43:15,362 Well, let's make the best of it, shall we? 856 00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:18,698 (sighs) 857 00:43:18,698 --> 00:43:21,101 WOMAN (over TV): Oh, I suppose, um, 858 00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:23,690 - Stan Laurel, maybe, because... - EUBANKS: Stan Laurel. 859 00:43:23,690 --> 00:43:25,372 All right. Your husband said his favorite silent movie star 860 00:43:25,372 --> 00:43:28,241 is Rudolph Valentino. 861 00:43:28,241 --> 00:43:30,577 - Oh. He is good. - MAN: Well, yeah. 862 00:43:30,577 --> 00:43:32,120 (laughter over TV) 863 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,546 (Paul chuckles) 864 00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:35,215 EUBANKS: The last of our five-point questions, girls... 865 00:43:35,215 --> 00:43:37,450 How about you? You ever been married? 866 00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:40,720 (scoffs, chuckles) 867 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:43,223 No. I did get close once. 868 00:43:43,223 --> 00:43:45,358 Right after college. 869 00:43:45,358 --> 00:43:46,893 MARY: And? 870 00:43:46,893 --> 00:43:48,862 PAUL: We came to our senses. 871 00:43:48,862 --> 00:43:53,800 This is not exactly a face forged for romance, Mary. 872 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,369 Yeah, and the... 873 00:43:56,369 --> 00:43:58,238 And, you know... 874 00:43:58,238 --> 00:43:59,572 What? 875 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,275 Nothing. 876 00:44:02,275 --> 00:44:05,780 I don't know. I like being alone. 877 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:08,915 I've always found myself drawn to the aesthetic. 878 00:44:08,915 --> 00:44:10,583 Like a monk. 879 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:12,819 The forgoing of sensual pleasures 880 00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,754 for the achievement of spiritual goals. 881 00:44:14,754 --> 00:44:16,389 - Spiritual goals? - Mm-hmm. 882 00:44:16,389 --> 00:44:17,824 - You? - (chuckles) 883 00:44:17,824 --> 00:44:19,426 What spiritual goals are we talking about? 884 00:44:19,426 --> 00:44:20,727 You go to church? 885 00:44:20,727 --> 00:44:22,662 - Mm, only when required. - Exactly. 886 00:44:22,662 --> 00:44:24,931 When's the last time you even left campus? 887 00:44:24,931 --> 00:44:26,933 - I go into town all the time. - Oh. 888 00:44:26,933 --> 00:44:29,102 For groceries and various errands 889 00:44:29,102 --> 00:44:30,570 - and appointments. - Mm-hmm. 890 00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:32,772 (sighs, stammers) 891 00:44:32,772 --> 00:44:35,642 Okay, yes, I don't leave campus often. 892 00:44:35,642 --> 00:44:37,277 I don't really feel the need. 893 00:44:37,277 --> 00:44:38,945 Let me ask you something. 894 00:44:38,945 --> 00:44:42,415 If you could go anywhere on Earth, where would you go? 895 00:44:42,415 --> 00:44:44,840 (chuckling): Oh. 896 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,286 Greece, Italy, 897 00:44:46,286 --> 00:44:49,289 Egypt, Peru, Carthage. 898 00:44:49,289 --> 00:44:51,157 Tunisia now, of course. 899 00:44:51,157 --> 00:44:53,827 In college, I started a monograph on Carthage. 900 00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:56,763 I'd like to finish that someday. 901 00:44:56,763 --> 00:45:00,433 (sighs) A monograph is like a book, o-only shorter. 902 00:45:00,433 --> 00:45:02,535 I know what a monograph is. 903 00:45:02,535 --> 00:45:04,804 Why not just write a book? 904 00:45:06,139 --> 00:45:09,142 I'm not sure I have an entire book in me. 905 00:45:10,510 --> 00:45:13,847 You can't even dream a whole dream, can you? 906 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,651 (grunting softly) 907 00:45:22,188 --> 00:45:24,157 (groans) 908 00:45:35,368 --> 00:45:36,836 (sighs) 909 00:45:36,836 --> 00:45:39,372 Monet, Manet, Picasso. 910 00:45:39,372 --> 00:45:41,541 (passes gas) 911 00:45:44,711 --> 00:45:47,681 (takes deep breath) 912 00:45:51,384 --> 00:45:53,687 (Paul snoring) 913 00:46:07,867 --> 00:46:11,104 ("Crying, Laughing, Loving, Lying" by Labi Siffre playing) 914 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,678 ♪ Crying ♪ 915 00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:25,552 ♪ Crying never did nobody no good no how ♪ 916 00:46:29,556 --> 00:46:31,891 ♪ That's why I ♪ 917 00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:38,980 ♪ I don't cry ♪ 918 00:46:42,569 --> 00:46:45,638 ♪ Laughing ♪ 919 00:46:46,973 --> 00:46:52,780 ♪ Laughing sometimes does somebody some good somehow ♪ 920 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,649 ♪ That's why I ♪ 921 00:46:58,485 --> 00:47:02,255 ♪ I'm laughing now ♪ 922 00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:06,126 ♪ That's why I ♪ 923 00:47:07,761 --> 00:47:11,931 ♪ I'm laughing now. ♪ 924 00:47:24,611 --> 00:47:26,846 (song ends) 925 00:47:48,702 --> 00:47:51,438 (takes deep breath) 926 00:47:51,438 --> 00:47:53,600 (Paul clears throat) 927 00:47:53,807 --> 00:47:55,809 I have a surprise. 928 00:47:57,544 --> 00:48:00,113 Uh, these were a gift to me, 929 00:48:00,113 --> 00:48:03,383 and I would like to share them with both of you. 930 00:48:04,317 --> 00:48:06,886 Look at them. Look at all the festive shapes. 931 00:48:06,886 --> 00:48:10,323 Snowflakes and gingerbread men. A tree. 932 00:48:10,323 --> 00:48:12,792 A little mitten. (chuckles) 933 00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:15,161 Mmm. (chuckles) 934 00:48:16,496 --> 00:48:18,640 Mmm. 935 00:48:18,865 --> 00:48:21,167 May I go to the bathroom, sir? 936 00:48:21,167 --> 00:48:23,300 You may. 937 00:48:26,373 --> 00:48:27,874 (sighs) 938 00:48:27,874 --> 00:48:29,743 Well, I'm trying. 939 00:48:29,743 --> 00:48:32,120 (laughing) 940 00:48:34,481 --> 00:48:35,882 Mmm. 941 00:48:35,882 --> 00:48:37,317 If you don't have a single room, 942 00:48:37,317 --> 00:48:39,252 uh, I'll take a junior suite or the equivalent. 943 00:48:39,252 --> 00:48:41,354 I fully understand it's the holidays, 944 00:48:41,354 --> 00:48:42,856 but it's kind of an emergency. 945 00:48:42,856 --> 00:48:44,758 Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. 946 00:48:44,758 --> 00:48:46,393 Mr. Tully, what are you doing? 947 00:48:46,393 --> 00:48:47,694 Uh, no, no credit card. 948 00:48:47,694 --> 00:48:48,928 I'll pay cash or traveler's checks. 949 00:48:48,928 --> 00:48:50,497 I didn't say you could use the phone. 950 00:48:50,497 --> 00:48:51,865 (chuckling): Okay, I see. 951 00:48:51,865 --> 00:48:52,866 Is there anywhere else you could recommend? 952 00:48:52,866 --> 00:48:54,367 Maybe downtown or... 953 00:48:54,367 --> 00:48:56,403 - Was that a hotel? - None of your business. 954 00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:59,673 It is absolutely my business. I'm looking after you. 955 00:48:59,673 --> 00:49:01,541 Looking after me? Really? 956 00:49:01,541 --> 00:49:03,576 - Like what? Like my warden? - (scoffs) 957 00:49:03,576 --> 00:49:05,450 Like my butler? 958 00:49:05,450 --> 00:49:06,946 There's nobody here, okay? 959 00:49:06,946 --> 00:49:08,882 Just us two losers and a grieving mom. 960 00:49:08,882 --> 00:49:10,417 So let's cut the shit. 961 00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,686 You stay out of my way, and I'll stay out of yours. 962 00:49:12,686 --> 00:49:14,387 - That's a detention. - (groans) 963 00:49:14,387 --> 00:49:16,289 You just earned yourself a detention, sir. 964 00:49:16,289 --> 00:49:17,924 Now, get back here! 965 00:49:17,924 --> 00:49:20,894 Being here with you is already one big ****ing detention! 966 00:49:20,894 --> 00:49:23,296 Son of a *****, that's another detention! 967 00:49:23,296 --> 00:49:25,365 ("Deck the Halls" by The Swingle Singers playing) 968 00:49:25,365 --> 00:49:26,733 Mr. Tully! 969 00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:30,804 I don't know what you're playing at, Mr. Tully, 970 00:49:30,804 --> 00:49:33,206 but you are courting disaster! 971 00:49:33,206 --> 00:49:35,875 Without exercise, the body devours itself. 972 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:38,712 You are careening towards suspension! 973 00:49:38,712 --> 00:49:40,280 (grumbles) 974 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:45,885 (panting) 975 00:49:50,623 --> 00:49:52,926 (panting heavily) 976 00:50:05,305 --> 00:50:07,774 Don't even think about it, Mr. Tully. 977 00:50:07,774 --> 00:50:11,811 You are a hair's breadth from suspension. 978 00:50:11,811 --> 00:50:14,748 I'll wash my hands of you, you hear me? 979 00:50:14,748 --> 00:50:16,950 Wash my hands. 980 00:50:19,619 --> 00:50:21,187 Stop right there. 981 00:50:21,187 --> 00:50:24,791 You know the gym is strictly off-limits. 982 00:50:25,859 --> 00:50:27,861 This is your Rubicon. 983 00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:31,297 Do not cross the Rubicon. 984 00:50:34,934 --> 00:50:37,337 Alea jacta est. 985 00:50:44,310 --> 00:50:47,147 (Angus screaming) 986 00:50:50,784 --> 00:50:53,153 Oh, ****! Ow! 987 00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:55,989 Jesus, Mr. Hunham! ****! 988 00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:58,558 Hurry up! Hurry! 989 00:50:58,558 --> 00:51:00,627 I am hurrying! 990 00:51:00,627 --> 00:51:02,162 I was on thin ice already. 991 00:51:02,162 --> 00:51:04,330 If Woodrup finds out, the facts won't matter. 992 00:51:04,330 --> 00:51:06,332 - He'll make it my fault. - It is your fault! 993 00:51:06,332 --> 00:51:08,501 You were supposed to be looking after me. 994 00:51:08,501 --> 00:51:10,300 I told you to stop. 995 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:11,838 You said you washed your hands of me. 996 00:51:11,838 --> 00:51:13,206 No, I meant it metaphorically! 997 00:51:13,206 --> 00:51:15,175 Of course you meant it metaphorically. 998 00:51:15,175 --> 00:51:18,478 What were you going to do, actually go and wash your hands? 999 00:51:18,478 --> 00:51:20,146 This is the end. 1000 00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:22,682 They'll inform the school who will inform your parents, 1001 00:51:22,682 --> 00:51:24,351 and then it's curtains. 1002 00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:25,885 (chuckles) 1003 00:51:25,885 --> 00:51:28,521 You're gonna get me fired. 1004 00:51:28,521 --> 00:51:30,857 You. (scoffs) 1005 00:51:30,857 --> 00:51:32,359 I'm the one that might lose an arm, 1006 00:51:32,359 --> 00:51:34,828 and all you can think about is yourself. 1007 00:51:34,828 --> 00:51:36,529 NURSE: If you could fill this out, please. 1008 00:51:36,529 --> 00:51:38,331 Admissions and insurance. 1009 00:51:40,767 --> 00:51:43,370 (Paul sighs) 1010 00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:45,380 Excuse me. 1011 00:51:46,706 --> 00:51:50,610 Is there any way we could skip this whole insurance thing? 1012 00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:52,212 It's just standard procedure. 1013 00:51:52,212 --> 00:51:54,140 ANGUS: I understand, but look, um, 1014 00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:56,216 we were over at Squantz Pond playing hockey, 1015 00:51:56,216 --> 00:51:57,784 and I slipped on the ice. 1016 00:51:57,784 --> 00:51:59,285 Angus, what are you doing? 1017 00:51:59,285 --> 00:52:02,455 My mom told him not to take me, but I made him. 1018 00:52:02,455 --> 00:52:03,890 My folks are divorced. 1019 00:52:03,890 --> 00:52:05,458 We don't get to see each other very often. 1020 00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:07,894 She'll be mad as a hornet if she finds out. 1021 00:52:07,894 --> 00:52:09,262 NURSE: Okay, that's your business, 1022 00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:11,640 but we just have certain protocols. 1023 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,799 - Yeah. Protocols. - Please. 1024 00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:14,768 I never get to see my dad. 1025 00:52:14,768 --> 00:52:17,137 It was my fault. All mine. 1026 00:52:17,137 --> 00:52:19,572 I don't want to get him in any trouble. 1027 00:52:19,572 --> 00:52:22,609 I don't want her dragging you into court again. 1028 00:52:22,609 --> 00:52:24,878 We can skip the insurance thing. 1029 00:52:24,878 --> 00:52:27,313 We can pay cash. 1030 00:52:27,313 --> 00:52:29,382 Right, Dad? 1031 00:52:29,382 --> 00:52:31,618 DOCTOR: So the good news is nothing's broken, 1032 00:52:31,618 --> 00:52:34,587 but you did dislocate your shoulder pretty badly. 1033 00:52:34,587 --> 00:52:36,256 What does that mean? 1034 00:52:36,256 --> 00:52:39,325 Well, that means that your arm has popped out of the socket. 1035 00:52:39,325 --> 00:52:42,128 And we just need to pop it back in. 1036 00:52:43,430 --> 00:52:45,932 I'm going to have you lie down. 1037 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:49,169 - Nice and easy. - Is this going to hurt? 1038 00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:51,571 - (groaning) - Any more than it does now? 1039 00:52:51,571 --> 00:52:53,406 Not if you relax. 1040 00:52:53,406 --> 00:52:57,277 The key is just to relax as best as you can. 1041 00:52:58,111 --> 00:52:59,446 (Angus continues groaning) 1042 00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:02,315 DOCTOR: Deep breaths. Deep breaths. 1043 00:53:02,315 --> 00:53:04,617 (rapid, shuddering breaths) 1044 00:53:06,119 --> 00:53:07,921 On the count of three. 1045 00:53:07,921 --> 00:53:11,910 One, two, three. 1046 00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:13,126 (yelling in pain) 1047 00:53:16,129 --> 00:53:17,997 - (joint pops) - Jesus! 1048 00:53:17,997 --> 00:53:20,633 (Angus screams) 1049 00:53:22,635 --> 00:53:24,304 Barton men don't do that. 1050 00:53:24,304 --> 00:53:25,505 Do what? 1051 00:53:25,505 --> 00:53:27,400 Barton men don't lie. 1052 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,142 Yeah, well, I had momentum. 1053 00:53:29,142 --> 00:53:31,211 PAUL: Mm-hmm. 1054 00:53:34,981 --> 00:53:36,716 Hello. 1055 00:53:36,716 --> 00:53:38,985 We have this prescription. 1056 00:53:40,153 --> 00:53:41,821 Percodan. Okay. 1057 00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:43,490 Uh, give me a couple minutes. 1058 00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:45,325 PAUL: Thank you. 1059 00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:48,661 Look, you said, if Woodrup finds out, you're screwed, 1060 00:53:48,661 --> 00:53:49,963 so now he won't find out. 1061 00:53:49,963 --> 00:53:51,798 What happens if your parents inquire? 1062 00:53:51,798 --> 00:53:53,500 (scoffs) Never gonna happen. 1063 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:54,701 Trust me. 1064 00:53:56,169 --> 00:53:59,839 Okay, then. This all remains entre nous. 1065 00:53:59,839 --> 00:54:01,841 Got it? You know what entre nous means? 1066 00:54:01,841 --> 00:54:03,877 Oui, monsieur. 1067 00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:05,478 Now you owe me. 1068 00:54:05,478 --> 00:54:07,180 Owe you? 1069 00:54:07,180 --> 00:54:09,382 Oh, do not try to leverage me, Mr. Tully. 1070 00:54:09,382 --> 00:54:11,985 All I'm looking for is a little thank-you 1071 00:54:11,985 --> 00:54:14,354 that I did something nice for you. 1072 00:54:15,388 --> 00:54:17,570 That's all. 1073 00:54:17,570 --> 00:54:19,559 ("No Matter What" by Badfinger playing) 1074 00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:22,620 ANGUS: Think I'll start with a beer. How about you? 1075 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:24,698 PAUL: Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully. 1076 00:54:24,698 --> 00:54:26,533 Get your cheeseburger. 1077 00:54:26,533 --> 00:54:28,768 - They've got Miller High Life. - Mm. 1078 00:54:28,768 --> 00:54:31,104 - The champagne of beers. - Oh. 1079 00:54:33,390 --> 00:54:35,709 Okay, you ready to order? Oh! 1080 00:54:35,709 --> 00:54:37,711 Miss Crane. 1081 00:54:37,711 --> 00:54:38,912 As I live and breathe. 1082 00:54:38,912 --> 00:54:40,880 What-what... what are you doing here? 1083 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,349 (laughing): Oh. Hi, guys. 1084 00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:44,250 Yeah, I always pick up a little extra work 1085 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:45,952 over Thanksgiving and Christmas. 1086 00:54:45,952 --> 00:54:47,854 Ah. 1087 00:54:47,854 --> 00:54:50,423 Well, um, this is Mr. Tully. 1088 00:54:50,423 --> 00:54:52,692 MISS CRANE: Oh, sure. I know you. 1089 00:54:52,692 --> 00:54:53,927 Angus Tully. 1090 00:54:53,927 --> 00:54:55,395 We met outside Dr. Woodrup's office. 1091 00:54:55,395 --> 00:54:57,430 I was wrongly accused of blowing up a toilet. 1092 00:54:57,430 --> 00:55:00,330 I didn't know about the wrongly part. 1093 00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:01,267 (chuckling) 1094 00:55:01,267 --> 00:55:03,103 Um, he'll have a cheeseburger. 1095 00:55:03,103 --> 00:55:04,204 MISS CRANE: Okay. 1096 00:55:04,204 --> 00:55:05,405 And a Miller High Life, please. 1097 00:55:05,405 --> 00:55:07,407 PAUL: Uh, no, you will not. 1098 00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:09,476 Where do you stand on Miller High Life, Miss Crane? 1099 00:55:09,476 --> 00:55:13,380 Well, like they say, it's the champagne of beers. 1100 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:15,248 - And she's a professional. - PAUL: Okay. 1101 00:55:15,248 --> 00:55:17,751 MISS CRANE (laughs): Okay, one cheeseburger. 1102 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:20,587 - And a Coke. - MISS CRANE: Okay. 1103 00:55:20,587 --> 00:55:22,322 I will have a cheeseburger as well. 1104 00:55:22,322 --> 00:55:23,757 MISS CRANE (chuckles): Two cheeseburgers. 1105 00:55:23,757 --> 00:55:27,293 - And a Jim Beam on the rocks. - Oh. Okay. 1106 00:55:27,293 --> 00:55:28,762 PAUL: Please. 1107 00:55:28,762 --> 00:55:31,598 Okay. You got it, guys. 1108 00:55:31,598 --> 00:55:33,933 Thank you. 1109 00:55:33,933 --> 00:55:35,602 Hmm. 1110 00:55:36,469 --> 00:55:39,720 (chuckling): Ouch. You two have chemistry. 1111 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,907 (laughs): Okay. 1112 00:55:40,907 --> 00:55:42,509 That's the Percodan talking. 1113 00:55:42,509 --> 00:55:44,770 I don't know, seeing her like this, 1114 00:55:44,770 --> 00:55:45,345 I think she's pretty attractive. 1115 00:55:45,345 --> 00:55:48,810 Listen, you hormonal vulgarian, 1116 00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:50,450 that woman deserves your respect, 1117 00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:54,120 not your erotic speculation. 1118 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,220 Well, may I at least go to the bathroom? 1119 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,825 - (Paul sighs) - Sir? 1120 00:55:58,825 --> 00:56:00,627 You mean the pay phone? 1121 00:56:08,668 --> 00:56:09,836 - Okay. - Ah. 1122 00:56:09,836 --> 00:56:11,271 A Coke... 1123 00:56:11,271 --> 00:56:12,672 - and a double Jim. - Oh. 1124 00:56:12,672 --> 00:56:14,274 (whispers): I charged you for a single. 1125 00:56:14,274 --> 00:56:15,475 - Thank you. - (chuckles) 1126 00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:17,510 - Chin-chin. - Mm-hmm. 1127 00:56:17,510 --> 00:56:20,480 So, how'd you get stuck holding over? 1128 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,182 I thought it was Mr. Endicott's year. 1129 00:56:22,182 --> 00:56:24,150 (chuckles) No, I know. 1130 00:56:24,150 --> 00:56:26,319 Uh, I'm being punished. 1131 00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:28,321 Yeah, Dr. Woodrup is, um... 1132 00:56:28,321 --> 00:56:30,657 A pompous *** with a dictator complex? 1133 00:56:30,657 --> 00:56:32,692 (both chuckle) 1134 00:56:32,692 --> 00:56:34,227 Oops. Um... 1135 00:56:34,227 --> 00:56:36,830 Uh, what I meant to say was, uh, 1136 00:56:36,830 --> 00:56:39,532 well, he's a lovely compassionate educator 1137 00:56:39,532 --> 00:56:41,835 - with a really groovy beard. - (both laugh) 1138 00:56:41,835 --> 00:56:44,671 Yeah. You know, I've had a lot of former students 1139 00:56:44,671 --> 00:56:46,506 ascend to positions of authority. 1140 00:56:46,506 --> 00:56:49,142 He's the only one I've ever had to report to. 1141 00:56:49,142 --> 00:56:50,977 - He was your student? - Oh, yes. 1142 00:56:50,977 --> 00:56:52,512 My first year teaching, 1143 00:56:52,512 --> 00:56:54,814 and he was an ***hole even then. 1144 00:56:54,814 --> 00:56:56,850 (both laugh) 1145 00:56:56,850 --> 00:56:58,551 (sighs): Oh. 1146 00:56:58,551 --> 00:57:01,421 Well, listen, if you and Angus are really all alone up there, 1147 00:57:01,421 --> 00:57:03,523 I'm having a little Christmas Eve party. 1148 00:57:03,523 --> 00:57:06,659 In case, you know, you guys want to stop by. 1149 00:57:09,396 --> 00:57:11,998 ("Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando & Dawn playing) 1150 00:57:11,998 --> 00:57:13,333 ♪ Oh, my sweetness ♪ 1151 00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:14,701 (three drumbeats) 1152 00:57:14,701 --> 00:57:18,338 ♪ Means you'll meet me in the hallway ♪ 1153 00:57:20,106 --> 00:57:22,409 ♪ Twice on the pipe ♪ 1154 00:57:22,409 --> 00:57:26,212 ♪ Means you ain't gonna show ♪ 1155 00:57:27,781 --> 00:57:31,551 ♪ If you look out your window tonight... ♪ 1156 00:57:33,530 --> 00:57:35,288 Sorry, kid. Next game's taken. 1157 00:57:35,288 --> 00:57:36,723 But I just put a dime down. 1158 00:57:36,723 --> 00:57:39,192 I don't care. My buddy's up next. 1159 00:57:39,192 --> 00:57:40,460 That's not how it works. 1160 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:42,395 That's how it works in here. 1161 00:57:42,395 --> 00:57:44,431 Why don't you go shoot the other ****ing machine? 1162 00:57:44,431 --> 00:57:46,633 Because I don't want to shoot the other ****ing machine. 1163 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:49,569 - I want to use this one. - ****! 1164 00:57:49,569 --> 00:57:52,305 Thanks for ****ing up my mojo. 1165 00:57:52,305 --> 00:57:54,407 Hey, Kenny, you're up. 1166 00:57:54,407 --> 00:57:55,608 ANGUS: Bullshit. 1167 00:57:55,608 --> 00:57:57,777 I put my dime down. I'm up next. 1168 00:57:57,777 --> 00:57:59,612 What was that? 1169 00:58:02,949 --> 00:58:04,718 Oh. 1170 00:58:08,955 --> 00:58:11,491 Hey, sport, my eyes are up here. 1171 00:58:11,491 --> 00:58:13,393 PINBALL PLAYER: Look at this ****ing kid. 1172 00:58:13,393 --> 00:58:15,495 Spoiled little ****ing Barton boy. 1173 00:58:15,495 --> 00:58:17,931 Yeah, he's a fancy little prick, isn't he? 1174 00:58:17,931 --> 00:58:19,432 You know what? 1175 00:58:19,432 --> 00:58:21,101 You can just take my dime. 1176 00:58:21,101 --> 00:58:22,502 You want me to take your dime? 1177 00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:25,105 Like it's, uh... like it's charity? 1178 00:58:25,105 --> 00:58:27,107 No. What I meant was... 1179 00:58:27,107 --> 00:58:29,900 we could play together. 1180 00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:30,944 Yeah, you could be my left arm. 1181 00:58:30,944 --> 00:58:33,346 The **** did you just say to me? 1182 00:58:34,114 --> 00:58:36,282 - Hey! - Mr. Hunham? 1183 00:58:36,282 --> 00:58:37,617 PAUL: Mm, yes? 1184 00:58:37,617 --> 00:58:39,486 - Mr. Hunham, can we go, please? - Why? 1185 00:58:39,486 --> 00:58:41,121 Uh, I've just been called a fancy little prick. 1186 00:58:41,121 --> 00:58:43,123 - Hey! Why'd you run off? - We should go. 1187 00:58:43,123 --> 00:58:44,524 We were just talking to you. 1188 00:58:44,524 --> 00:58:45,959 Don't they teach you manners at that school? 1189 00:58:45,959 --> 00:58:47,127 - No, no, no. No, no. - MISS CRANE: Kenneth! 1190 00:58:47,127 --> 00:58:48,294 Kenneth, leave him alone. 1191 00:58:48,294 --> 00:58:50,330 They just came in for some food. 1192 00:58:50,330 --> 00:58:52,320 PAUL: Kenneth. Kenneth. 1193 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,433 Is that right? 1194 00:58:53,433 --> 00:58:55,802 Uh, I don't doubt he did something to offend you. 1195 00:58:55,802 --> 00:58:57,437 It's his specialty. 1196 00:58:57,437 --> 00:58:59,939 Now, perhaps I can purchase you gentlemen something to imbibe 1197 00:58:59,939 --> 00:59:03,543 and we could let whatever this unfortunate incident is 1198 00:59:03,543 --> 00:59:05,779 go the way of the dodo. 1199 00:59:05,779 --> 00:59:07,313 The what? 1200 00:59:07,313 --> 00:59:09,349 The dodo. It's an extinct bird. 1201 00:59:09,349 --> 00:59:10,817 What he's trying to say is 1202 00:59:10,817 --> 00:59:13,553 he'd like to buy you guys a beer. 1203 00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:19,292 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - PAUL: Great. 1204 00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:21,327 Yeah, yeah. I'll have a Miller. 1205 00:59:21,327 --> 00:59:23,963 Champagne of beers. 1206 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,668 Why'd you buy those guys beers? They're ***holes. 1207 00:59:28,668 --> 00:59:31,400 That's one way to look at it. 1208 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:33,907 Hey. 1209 00:59:33,907 --> 00:59:35,709 Catch. 1210 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:38,978 How many boys do you know have had their hands blown off? 1211 00:59:40,513 --> 00:59:43,160 Barton boys don't go to Vietnam. 1212 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:47,870 No, they go to Yale or Dartmouth or Cornell, 1213 00:59:47,870 --> 00:59:49,723 whether they deserve to or not. 1214 00:59:49,723 --> 00:59:53,760 - Except for Curtis Lamb. - Except for Curtis Lamb. 1215 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:02,435 Were you ever in the military? 1216 01:00:02,435 --> 01:00:05,705 Yes. I tried to enlist in '41, but was rejected. 1217 01:00:05,705 --> 01:00:08,341 I have to get in over there. 1218 01:00:08,341 --> 01:00:10,844 They made me an air raid warden. 1219 01:00:10,844 --> 01:00:13,246 Gave me a whistle and everything. (chuckles) 1220 01:00:13,246 --> 01:00:16,216 Helmet, armband. 1221 01:00:16,216 --> 01:00:18,718 Yeah. 1222 01:00:18,718 --> 01:00:21,287 Before we get going, can I be candid with you? 1223 01:00:21,287 --> 01:00:23,456 Mm-hmm. 1224 01:00:23,456 --> 01:00:25,392 You smell. 1225 01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,231 Like fish. 1226 01:00:31,231 --> 01:00:33,299 And it's really noticeable towards the end of the day. 1227 01:00:33,299 --> 01:00:35,402 I can even smell it on your coat. 1228 01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:38,710 - Mind if I crack the window? - (sighs) 1229 01:00:40,273 --> 01:00:42,242 Trimethylaminuria. 1230 01:00:42,242 --> 01:00:43,410 Huh? 1231 01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:46,112 Trimethylaminuria. 1232 01:00:46,112 --> 01:00:49,149 Means my body can't break down trimethylamine. 1233 01:00:49,149 --> 01:00:50,717 That's the smell. 1234 01:00:50,717 --> 01:00:54,421 And, uh, yes, more toward the end of the day. 1235 01:00:54,421 --> 01:00:55,755 Wow. 1236 01:00:55,755 --> 01:00:58,825 - Your whole life? - Mm-hmm. 1237 01:00:58,825 --> 01:01:00,627 No wonder you're afraid of women. 1238 01:01:00,627 --> 01:01:03,496 I am not afraid of women. 1239 01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:04,764 - Jesus H. Christ. - Sorry. 1240 01:01:04,764 --> 01:01:06,166 I shouldn't have said anything. 1241 01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:07,434 (sighs) 1242 01:01:07,434 --> 01:01:08,768 Dr. Gertler says I don't always 1243 01:01:08,768 --> 01:01:10,470 give consideration to my audience. 1244 01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:13,440 Ah. And who is Dr. Gertler? 1245 01:01:14,274 --> 01:01:16,900 - My shrink. - Hmm. 1246 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:19,446 Has Dr. Gertler ever tried a good, swift kick in the ***? 1247 01:01:19,446 --> 01:01:21,147 (Angus scoffs) 1248 01:01:21,147 --> 01:01:23,350 Okay, all right, now your turn. 1249 01:01:23,350 --> 01:01:24,617 - Hmm. - Go ahead. 1250 01:01:24,617 --> 01:01:26,119 - Tell me something about me. - (scoffs) 1251 01:01:26,119 --> 01:01:27,987 - Something negative. - Something negative about you? 1252 01:01:27,987 --> 01:01:29,989 Sure. Just one thing. 1253 01:01:29,989 --> 01:01:32,459 Just one? 1254 01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:34,461 MARY: Why'd you two miss dinner last night? 1255 01:01:34,461 --> 01:01:39,265 Oh, we went into town on some, uh, school-related business. 1256 01:01:39,265 --> 01:01:41,167 And you couldn't call? 1257 01:01:41,167 --> 01:01:42,702 Sorry. 1258 01:01:44,471 --> 01:01:46,172 Good morning, everybody. 1259 01:01:46,172 --> 01:01:47,774 - Hi, Danny. - Good morning. 1260 01:01:47,774 --> 01:01:49,843 You can go on in and fix yourself a plate. 1261 01:01:49,843 --> 01:01:52,312 Mm, I just saw something funny. 1262 01:01:52,312 --> 01:01:54,514 I walked into the gym, 1263 01:01:54,514 --> 01:01:57,650 and someone had vomited in there. 1264 01:02:00,787 --> 01:02:03,223 You don't say. I don't know anything about that. 1265 01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:04,657 Yeah. Me, neither. 1266 01:02:04,657 --> 01:02:06,826 No, uh, I'll look into that right away. 1267 01:02:06,826 --> 01:02:08,161 Thank you. 1268 01:02:08,161 --> 01:02:10,530 Mm-hmm. I see how it is. 1269 01:02:12,298 --> 01:02:14,534 ♪ ♪ 1270 01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:19,706 - (bucket thuds on floor) - (Angus scoffs) 1271 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:23,543 DANNY: You're out your mind. 1272 01:02:25,311 --> 01:02:27,547 (breathing sharply) 1273 01:02:32,519 --> 01:02:34,587 (exhales) 1274 01:02:41,361 --> 01:02:43,960 (grunts) 1275 01:02:46,366 --> 01:02:47,934 (grunts) 1276 01:02:50,537 --> 01:02:53,106 (banging) 1277 01:02:55,942 --> 01:02:57,877 I appreciate you pitching in. 1278 01:02:57,877 --> 01:03:00,380 No, no, I should be thanking you. 1279 01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:02,682 This is very therapeutic. 1280 01:03:02,682 --> 01:03:04,250 (scoffs) Try it when you're stuck 1281 01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:06,553 serving 300 little shits, and all they do is complain. 1282 01:03:06,553 --> 01:03:08,455 Then you tell me how therapeutic it is. 1283 01:03:08,455 --> 01:03:10,560 - Well, fair enough. - (chuckles) 1284 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:11,891 Mary. 1285 01:03:12,726 --> 01:03:14,600 Speaking of. 1286 01:03:15,628 --> 01:03:16,963 (chuckling): Oh, brownies? 1287 01:03:16,963 --> 01:03:18,631 God, yes. I want all of these. 1288 01:03:18,631 --> 01:03:20,200 MARY: Ah-ah. Just take one. 1289 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,102 The rest is for the Christmas party tonight. 1290 01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:24,370 What Christmas party? There's a Christmas party? 1291 01:03:24,370 --> 01:03:26,390 MARY: Yeah, at Miss Crane's house. 1292 01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:27,707 I'm only going to go for a little bit. 1293 01:03:27,707 --> 01:03:29,209 Show my face and say I was there. 1294 01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:31,811 You know, Miss Crane said she invited you too. 1295 01:03:32,746 --> 01:03:34,247 - I want to go to the party. - (Paul stammers) 1296 01:03:34,247 --> 01:03:36,883 She didn't mean it. We were just making small talk. 1297 01:03:36,883 --> 01:03:38,651 If you don't want to go, don't go. 1298 01:03:38,651 --> 01:03:40,286 - I'll take him. - (Paul scoffs) 1299 01:03:40,286 --> 01:03:41,588 Mary can take me. 1300 01:03:41,588 --> 01:03:43,590 No, that's not how it works. 1301 01:03:43,590 --> 01:03:45,425 You're under my supervision. 1302 01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:48,595 Okay, maybe it's fine for you to sit around here 1303 01:03:48,595 --> 01:03:50,463 and read books all day, 1304 01:03:50,463 --> 01:03:52,265 but I'm losing my goddamn mind. 1305 01:03:52,265 --> 01:03:53,833 - Jesus! - MARY: Hey! 1306 01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:55,602 Watch your mouth, young man. 1307 01:03:55,602 --> 01:03:57,303 Not on Christmas Eve. 1308 01:03:57,303 --> 01:03:58,838 You see? 1309 01:03:58,838 --> 01:04:00,774 I can't trust him in a social situation. 1310 01:04:00,774 --> 01:04:02,742 Mr. Hunham, if you're too chickenshit 1311 01:04:02,742 --> 01:04:04,944 to go to this party, then just say that. 1312 01:04:04,944 --> 01:04:06,980 But don't **** it up for the little ***hole. -Mm. 1313 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:09,683 What's wrong with you? It's just a party. 1314 01:04:10,850 --> 01:04:13,620 - What are you afraid of? - (sighs) I don't know. 1315 01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:16,122 Shit. Now you got me nervous. 1316 01:04:16,122 --> 01:04:19,359 ("White Christmas" by The Swingle Singers playing) 1317 01:04:40,647 --> 01:04:42,949 ♪ ♪ 1318 01:04:58,398 --> 01:05:00,867 (sniffing) 1319 01:05:10,677 --> 01:05:13,246 - (spraying) - Mm. 1320 01:05:15,515 --> 01:05:17,183 Yeah. 1321 01:05:24,557 --> 01:05:26,359 (lively chatter) 1322 01:05:26,359 --> 01:05:29,829 ("Jingle Bells" by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass playing) 1323 01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:38,738 - Oh, hi. - Oh, hi. 1324 01:05:38,738 --> 01:05:41,241 - Oh, you made it. Welcome. - (chuckles) Yes. 1325 01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:43,376 Hi. Aw. 1326 01:05:43,376 --> 01:05:44,711 I am so glad you're here. 1327 01:05:44,711 --> 01:05:45,945 We're happy to be here. 1328 01:05:45,945 --> 01:05:47,580 Where should I put these? 1329 01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:49,349 Um, oh. (chuckles) 1330 01:05:49,349 --> 01:05:50,717 (gasps) 1331 01:05:50,717 --> 01:05:52,218 Those, I'll be putting on my bedside table. 1332 01:05:52,218 --> 01:05:54,721 (laughing): Oh! You're a wicked woman. 1333 01:05:54,721 --> 01:05:56,856 - You have no idea. - Oh! 1334 01:05:56,856 --> 01:05:58,758 Certainly a lot of people here. 1335 01:05:58,758 --> 01:06:00,727 (sighs) Yeah, yeah. 1336 01:06:00,727 --> 01:06:02,962 Some family, friends from town. 1337 01:06:02,962 --> 01:06:04,531 - Oh. - Only you guys from work. 1338 01:06:04,531 --> 01:06:05,899 - Ah. - Yeah. 1339 01:06:05,899 --> 01:06:08,234 - That's my mom on the couch. - PAUL: Mm-hmm. 1340 01:06:08,234 --> 01:06:10,904 MISS CRANE: Uh, that's my sister Kathy 1341 01:06:10,904 --> 01:06:13,573 and her son Marvin. 1342 01:06:13,573 --> 01:06:16,109 Oh, and that's my friend Tom. 1343 01:06:16,109 --> 01:06:17,911 He owns the men's clothing store 1344 01:06:17,911 --> 01:06:19,245 - on Bolen Street. - PAUL: Of course. 1345 01:06:19,245 --> 01:06:21,810 MISS CRANE: Yeah, and his son. 1346 01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:26,119 (chatter and music fade) 1347 01:06:26,119 --> 01:06:28,922 (music box playing "Away in a Manger") 1348 01:06:43,937 --> 01:06:45,438 MISS CRANE: Angus. 1349 01:06:45,438 --> 01:06:46,906 This is Angus Tully. 1350 01:06:46,906 --> 01:06:48,808 He's one of our students at Barton. 1351 01:06:48,808 --> 01:06:51,478 This is my niece Elise. 1352 01:06:52,445 --> 01:06:54,781 "Niece Elise." Nice. 1353 01:06:54,781 --> 01:06:56,750 MISS CRANE: And this is Mr. Hunham. 1354 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,651 He's one of our finest teachers. 1355 01:06:58,651 --> 01:06:59,919 - PAUL: Oh. - MISS CRANE: History, right? 1356 01:06:59,919 --> 01:07:01,187 PAUL: Uh, ancient civilizations. 1357 01:07:01,187 --> 01:07:02,622 MISS CRANE: Ah. (chuckles) 1358 01:07:02,622 --> 01:07:03,990 And this is Mary Lamb. 1359 01:07:03,990 --> 01:07:05,992 She is the manager of the cafeteria. 1360 01:07:05,992 --> 01:07:07,293 - ELISE: Cool. - Hi. 1361 01:07:07,293 --> 01:07:08,628 Hi. (chuckles) 1362 01:07:08,628 --> 01:07:11,310 Um, hey, why don't you take Angus 1363 01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:13,330 down into the basement? 1364 01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:14,501 Introduce him to our family tradition. 1365 01:07:14,501 --> 01:07:16,200 Come on. 1366 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,972 Okay, and, uh, why don't I get you guys some drinks? 1367 01:07:18,972 --> 01:07:20,807 - Uh, Jim Beam for you, right? - Correct. 1368 01:07:20,807 --> 01:07:22,420 Okay, and what about you, Mary? 1369 01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:24,344 - Uh, I'll take a whiskey. - Okay. 1370 01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:25,979 (kids chattering) 1371 01:07:25,979 --> 01:07:27,947 ♪ He's the jolly little fellow called Santa Claus ♪ 1372 01:07:27,947 --> 01:07:30,350 ♪ Who'll be around on Christmas Eve night ♪ 1373 01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:33,186 ♪ He's a chubby little fellow with a long white beard ♪ 1374 01:07:33,186 --> 01:07:35,188 ♪ And he comes from far away... ♪ 1375 01:07:35,188 --> 01:07:37,157 ANGUS: This is what you wanted to show me? 1376 01:07:37,157 --> 01:07:40,860 I grew up playing down here during my aunt's parties. 1377 01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:42,829 I think it's kind of cool. 1378 01:07:42,829 --> 01:07:45,310 There's a purity to it. 1379 01:07:45,899 --> 01:07:49,369 I mean, every child is an artist. 1380 01:07:49,369 --> 01:07:53,506 The problem is remaining an artist when we grow up. 1381 01:07:53,506 --> 01:07:55,342 Picasso said that. 1382 01:07:55,342 --> 01:07:57,100 Picasso's cool. 1383 01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,678 Yeah, I saw Guernica once. 1384 01:07:58,678 --> 01:08:00,513 - You know, the-the big mural? - Yeah. 1385 01:08:00,513 --> 01:08:02,382 - With the horse? - (laughs) 1386 01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:04,584 Yeah, I know Guernica. You really saw it? 1387 01:08:04,584 --> 01:08:08,188 Yeah. At The Museum of Modern Art in New York. 1388 01:08:08,188 --> 01:08:10,323 It's huge. 1389 01:08:10,323 --> 01:08:12,525 My dad took me. 1390 01:08:12,525 --> 01:08:14,527 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 1391 01:08:14,527 --> 01:08:16,429 ("Silent Night" by The Temptations playing) 1392 01:08:16,429 --> 01:08:21,701 - ♪ To each one of you ♪ - ♪ To all of you ♪ 1393 01:08:21,701 --> 01:08:24,771 - ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ - ♪ Mm ♪ 1394 01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:30,610 ♪ Silent night ♪ 1395 01:08:30,610 --> 01:08:34,614 ♪ Holy night... ♪ 1396 01:08:34,614 --> 01:08:36,883 There you go. 1397 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:39,753 Hey, how you doing, hmm? 1398 01:08:39,753 --> 01:08:42,880 - I'm doing all right. - Okay. 1399 01:08:43,289 --> 01:08:45,392 They put me in charge of the music. 1400 01:08:45,392 --> 01:08:47,394 Who put you in charge of the music? 1401 01:08:47,394 --> 01:08:48,395 I did. 1402 01:08:48,395 --> 01:08:50,230 - (both laugh) - You so crazy. 1403 01:08:50,230 --> 01:08:52,265 Oh. I got you something. 1404 01:08:52,265 --> 01:08:54,901 - No, Danny. - Yeah, go ahead. 1405 01:08:54,901 --> 01:08:56,469 Mm-mm. You didn't have to do all this. 1406 01:08:56,469 --> 01:08:59,706 I don't have to do anything but pay taxes and die. 1407 01:08:59,706 --> 01:09:01,775 I wanted to. Here. 1408 01:09:01,775 --> 01:09:07,547 ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild... ♪ 1409 01:09:09,482 --> 01:09:10,984 This is lovely. 1410 01:09:10,984 --> 01:09:12,419 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1411 01:09:12,419 --> 01:09:14,870 But, Danny, I didn't get you anything. 1412 01:09:14,870 --> 01:09:15,255 Yes, you did. 1413 01:09:15,255 --> 01:09:18,425 You got me that beautiful smile. 1414 01:09:18,425 --> 01:09:19,993 (Danny chuckling) 1415 01:09:19,993 --> 01:09:21,828 - There it is. - (Mary chuckles) 1416 01:09:21,828 --> 01:09:24,431 (laughing): There it is. 1417 01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:27,934 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1418 01:09:28,802 --> 01:09:30,700 (kids chattering) 1419 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:31,404 ANGUS: Am I doing this right? 1420 01:09:31,404 --> 01:09:33,440 ELISE: There's no right or wrong. 1421 01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:37,811 ♪ I wish my mom would marry Santa Claus ♪ 1422 01:09:37,811 --> 01:09:41,648 ♪ Then I know he would always stay ♪ 1423 01:09:41,648 --> 01:09:46,186 ♪ And we could always play with the toys... ♪ 1424 01:09:46,186 --> 01:09:48,588 Are you trying to look down my shirt? 1425 01:09:48,588 --> 01:09:51,458 (laughs): No. 1426 01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:53,460 Yes. 1427 01:09:56,963 --> 01:09:58,631 You know, I'm not gonna do this 1428 01:09:58,631 --> 01:10:00,300 if you're not gonna take it seriously. 1429 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:02,469 (laughing): I am taking it seriously. 1430 01:10:02,469 --> 01:10:04,704 As seriously as one can take finger painting. 1431 01:10:04,704 --> 01:10:06,206 (laughing): You're not. 1432 01:10:06,206 --> 01:10:10,210 You missed this whole area right here. 1433 01:10:12,112 --> 01:10:15,482 ♪ And it would always be ♪ 1434 01:10:15,482 --> 01:10:19,719 ♪ Like Christmas every day for me. ♪ 1435 01:10:33,633 --> 01:10:35,168 (chuckles) 1436 01:10:35,969 --> 01:10:37,337 Oh. (chuckles) 1437 01:10:37,337 --> 01:10:39,205 - Well... - Mistletoe. (laughs) 1438 01:10:39,205 --> 01:10:41,841 Oh, yes, of course, that's-that's why. Right. 1439 01:10:41,841 --> 01:10:43,910 - Ah. - (both laughing) 1440 01:10:43,910 --> 01:10:45,178 You know, it's interesting. 1441 01:10:45,178 --> 01:10:47,981 Aeneas, uh, carried mistletoe with him 1442 01:10:47,981 --> 01:10:49,849 when he descended into Hades, uh, 1443 01:10:49,849 --> 01:10:51,584 in search of his father. 1444 01:10:51,584 --> 01:10:53,553 Oh. Huh. 1445 01:10:54,387 --> 01:10:56,923 Anyway, uh, I like your tree. 1446 01:10:56,923 --> 01:10:58,591 It's very space-age. 1447 01:10:58,591 --> 01:11:01,695 Oh! I bought it to commemorate the moon landing. 1448 01:11:01,695 --> 01:11:04,300 - Really? Oh. Oh. - Yeah. 1449 01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:06,320 (Miss Crane sighs) 1450 01:11:07,267 --> 01:11:09,703 So, where's your family this Christmas? 1451 01:11:09,703 --> 01:11:11,338 Nowhere. I'm an only child. 1452 01:11:11,338 --> 01:11:13,273 Uh, my mother died when I was young. 1453 01:11:13,273 --> 01:11:14,441 Oh. 1454 01:11:14,441 --> 01:11:15,909 And your father? 1455 01:11:15,909 --> 01:11:17,277 (chuckles) 1456 01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,679 Let's just say I left home when I was 15. 1457 01:11:19,679 --> 01:11:21,181 - You ran away? - Worse. 1458 01:11:21,181 --> 01:11:23,550 - I got a scholarship to Barton. - Oh. 1459 01:11:23,550 --> 01:11:27,420 And from there, I went to college and never looked back. 1460 01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:30,230 - Oh, but you did a little. - Hmm? 1461 01:11:30,230 --> 01:11:32,580 I mean, you came back here. 1462 01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,127 Ah. 1463 01:11:34,127 --> 01:11:36,730 Feels kind of like home. Yes. 1464 01:11:36,730 --> 01:11:39,566 And I guess I thought I could make a difference. 1465 01:11:39,566 --> 01:11:42,736 I mean, I used to think I could prepare them for the world 1466 01:11:42,736 --> 01:11:44,204 - even a little. - Mm-hmm. 1467 01:11:44,204 --> 01:11:45,572 Provide standards and grounding 1468 01:11:45,572 --> 01:11:47,540 like Dr. Greene always drilled into us. 1469 01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:49,976 But, uh, the world doesn't make sense anymore. 1470 01:11:49,976 --> 01:11:53,113 (chuckles): I mean, it's on fire. 1471 01:11:53,113 --> 01:11:55,248 The rich don't give a shit. 1472 01:11:55,248 --> 01:11:57,250 Poor kids are cannon fodder. 1473 01:11:57,250 --> 01:11:59,386 Integrity is a punch line. 1474 01:11:59,386 --> 01:12:01,988 Trust is just a name on a bank. 1475 01:12:01,988 --> 01:12:03,423 (Miss Crane chuckles softly) 1476 01:12:03,423 --> 01:12:05,325 Well... 1477 01:12:05,325 --> 01:12:07,927 look, if that's all true, 1478 01:12:07,927 --> 01:12:12,980 then now is when they most need someone like you. 1479 01:12:15,235 --> 01:12:17,671 (record scratching, skipping) 1480 01:12:17,671 --> 01:12:19,939 ("When Winter Comes" by Artie Shaw & His Orchestra playing) 1481 01:12:19,939 --> 01:12:25,478 Danny, did you know that Curtis used to love Artie Shaw? 1482 01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:27,781 You know, we used to dance to this. 1483 01:12:27,781 --> 01:12:29,182 (chuckles) 1484 01:12:29,182 --> 01:12:32,318 What teenage kid you know listens to Artie Shaw? 1485 01:12:34,621 --> 01:12:35,689 You're killing me. 1486 01:12:35,689 --> 01:12:37,900 Can't you play something a little hipper? 1487 01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:38,958 Don't touch that goddamn record. 1488 01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:41,161 DANNY: Hey, wait. Hey, M-Mary, come on, just sit down. 1489 01:12:41,161 --> 01:12:42,629 - MARY: Oh, I'm okay. - DANNY: All right. 1490 01:12:42,629 --> 01:12:45,310 - No, Danny, I'm okay. - I-I know. Please. 1491 01:12:45,310 --> 01:12:48,340 - Okay, but I said I'm okay. - Okay. 1492 01:12:48,340 --> 01:12:50,804 ♪ And I'll be fine in the summer ♪ 1493 01:12:50,804 --> 01:12:54,400 ♪ But then I gotta have you to cuddle up to ♪ 1494 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,509 ♪ When winter comes. ♪ 1495 01:12:59,879 --> 01:13:02,148 ♪ ♪ 1496 01:13:13,293 --> 01:13:15,562 Go get me another drink. 1497 01:13:16,830 --> 01:13:18,998 So, are you planning anything special for tomorrow? 1498 01:13:18,998 --> 01:13:21,334 No. Why? Are you having, um... 1499 01:13:21,334 --> 01:13:23,370 Oh, no, no. I just... 1500 01:13:23,370 --> 01:13:26,172 I thought maybe you were doing something special for Angus. 1501 01:13:26,172 --> 01:13:27,707 Oh. 1502 01:13:27,707 --> 01:13:29,209 ("It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" playing) 1503 01:13:29,209 --> 01:13:31,378 - You should. - Oh. 1504 01:13:31,378 --> 01:13:33,680 Help preserve some of the magic. 1505 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:37,170 I mean, he may be a little difficult, but he's still... 1506 01:13:37,170 --> 01:13:39,190 - he's just a kid. - Yeah. 1507 01:13:39,190 --> 01:13:43,189 Life catches up to them so fast. 1508 01:13:43,189 --> 01:13:45,492 Them. Ha. 1509 01:13:46,693 --> 01:13:48,862 - Us. - Mm-hmm. 1510 01:13:51,564 --> 01:13:54,667 You're a very sweet person, Miss Crane. 1511 01:13:54,667 --> 01:13:57,170 Aw. 1512 01:13:57,170 --> 01:13:59,339 - So are you. - (chuckles) 1513 01:13:59,339 --> 01:14:01,740 - When you want to be. - Mm. 1514 01:14:01,740 --> 01:14:02,676 And it's Lydia. 1515 01:14:02,676 --> 01:14:04,711 Lydia. (chuckles) 1516 01:14:05,712 --> 01:14:07,681 (door opens) 1517 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:11,117 - Excuse me for a minute. - Mm. 1518 01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:13,386 Hi. 1519 01:14:16,256 --> 01:14:18,458 ♪ There'll be much mistletoeing ♪ 1520 01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:20,427 ♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪ 1521 01:14:20,427 --> 01:14:23,563 ♪ When loved ones are near ♪ 1522 01:14:23,563 --> 01:14:27,670 ♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪ 1523 01:14:27,670 --> 01:14:30,303 ♪ Of the year... ♪ 1524 01:14:30,303 --> 01:14:32,380 (sighs) 1525 01:14:32,939 --> 01:14:35,709 Mr. Hunham? Mr. Hunham, could you come with me, please? 1526 01:14:35,709 --> 01:14:37,444 Yeah. What is it? 1527 01:14:37,444 --> 01:14:39,713 Come on. I'm serious. 1528 01:14:39,713 --> 01:14:41,581 (grunts) 1529 01:14:42,782 --> 01:14:44,751 - Come on. - Yes. 1530 01:14:44,751 --> 01:14:46,820 ♪ There'll be scary ghost stories ♪ 1531 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:49,389 - (Mary sobbing) - ♪ And tales of the glories ♪ 1532 01:14:49,389 --> 01:14:52,592 ♪ Of Christmases long, long ago... ♪ 1533 01:14:52,592 --> 01:14:54,994 Mary? 1534 01:14:54,994 --> 01:14:56,963 You all right? 1535 01:14:56,963 --> 01:14:59,399 MARY: Just leave me alone. 1536 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,168 You want me to take you home? 1537 01:15:02,168 --> 01:15:05,171 Back off! Back off. 1538 01:15:05,171 --> 01:15:07,173 ♪ There'll be much mistletoeing ♪ 1539 01:15:07,173 --> 01:15:09,409 ♪ And hearts will be glowing... ♪ 1540 01:15:09,409 --> 01:15:11,945 (song continues muffled in distance) 1541 01:15:14,481 --> 01:15:16,783 (Mary sniffling, crying) 1542 01:15:19,786 --> 01:15:21,955 He's gone. 1543 01:15:29,329 --> 01:15:31,664 (sighs) 1544 01:15:32,465 --> 01:15:33,633 PAUL: I was right. 1545 01:15:33,633 --> 01:15:35,301 This is why I hate parties. 1546 01:15:35,301 --> 01:15:37,303 That was a disaster. Total disaster. 1547 01:15:37,303 --> 01:15:39,439 Speak for yourself. I was having fun. 1548 01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:40,874 Let's take Mary home, 1549 01:15:40,874 --> 01:15:42,175 make sure she's okay, and we'll come back. 1550 01:15:42,175 --> 01:15:43,943 - Out of the question. - Come on. 1551 01:15:43,943 --> 01:15:45,478 Would you give me a break? 1552 01:15:45,478 --> 01:15:47,147 I was hitting it off with Elise. 1553 01:15:47,147 --> 01:15:48,381 Oh. (chuckles) The niece? 1554 01:15:48,381 --> 01:15:49,616 Are you kidding me? 1555 01:15:49,616 --> 01:15:51,510 This poor woman is bereft, 1556 01:15:51,510 --> 01:15:52,986 and all you can think about is some silly girl. 1557 01:15:52,986 --> 01:15:54,988 Unbelievable. -I don't need you feeling sorry for me. 1558 01:15:54,988 --> 01:15:58,358 See? I'm just saying, this was the first good thing 1559 01:15:58,358 --> 01:16:00,960 that came with being in this prison with you. 1560 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,662 Need I remind you 1561 01:16:02,662 --> 01:16:04,898 that it is not my fault that you are stuck here? 1562 01:16:04,898 --> 01:16:07,330 Do you think I want to be babysitting you? 1563 01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:10,637 Oh, no, no, I was praying to the god I don't even believe in 1564 01:16:10,637 --> 01:16:12,339 that your mother would pick up the phone 1565 01:16:12,339 --> 01:16:16,900 or your father would arrive in a helicopter or a submarine 1566 01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:18,345 or a flying ****ing saucer to take you... 1567 01:16:18,345 --> 01:16:20,647 My father's dead. 1568 01:16:20,647 --> 01:16:22,349 (stammering): I thought your father... 1569 01:16:22,349 --> 01:16:25,518 That's just some rich guy my mom married. 1570 01:16:25,518 --> 01:16:27,887 Give me your keys. 1571 01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:29,823 It's unlocked. 1572 01:16:35,610 --> 01:16:39,199 You don't tell a boy that's been left behind at Christmas 1573 01:16:39,199 --> 01:16:41,368 that you're aching to cut him loose. 1574 01:16:41,368 --> 01:16:43,436 That nobody wants him. 1575 01:16:43,436 --> 01:16:46,172 What the **** is wrong with you? 1576 01:16:46,172 --> 01:16:48,775 Let's go. I'm cold. 1577 01:16:52,178 --> 01:16:54,140 (grunts softly) 1578 01:16:59,886 --> 01:17:05,458 ♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪ 1579 01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:10,397 ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ 1580 01:17:11,398 --> 01:17:16,770 ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ 1581 01:17:16,770 --> 01:17:22,542 ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ 1582 01:17:22,542 --> 01:17:28,810 ♪ Yet in thy dark streets shineth ♪ 1583 01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:31,551 ♪ The everlasting light... ♪ 1584 01:17:31,551 --> 01:17:33,486 (car door closes) 1585 01:17:33,486 --> 01:17:35,388 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1586 01:17:35,388 --> 01:17:36,990 What can I do for you, chief? 1587 01:17:36,990 --> 01:17:38,324 I'm looking for a tree. 1588 01:17:38,324 --> 01:17:39,793 Well, you came to the right place. 1589 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:42,929 Big fire sale on all remaining inventory. 1590 01:17:45,432 --> 01:17:47,434 Mr. Tully. 1591 01:17:48,435 --> 01:17:50,503 Mr. Tully? 1592 01:17:52,238 --> 01:17:54,107 Mr. Tully. 1593 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:58,345 Uh, Angus Tully! 1594 01:17:58,345 --> 01:18:00,613 (radio playing indistinctly) 1595 01:18:03,350 --> 01:18:04,651 (Paul sighs) 1596 01:18:04,651 --> 01:18:06,619 - Good morning. - Merry Christmas. 1597 01:18:06,619 --> 01:18:08,488 Yeah. Merry Christmas, of course. 1598 01:18:08,488 --> 01:18:10,156 How are you? 1599 01:18:10,156 --> 01:18:12,592 Well, I've got a case of the cocktail flu. 1600 01:18:12,592 --> 01:18:15,280 - Yeah. Have you seen the boy? - Mm-mm. 1601 01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,831 Goddammit, where the hell can he be? 1602 01:18:19,299 --> 01:18:21,468 Angus! 1603 01:18:23,136 --> 01:18:25,205 Mr. Tully? 1604 01:18:25,205 --> 01:18:27,340 (piano playing) 1605 01:18:27,340 --> 01:18:29,809 (panting) 1606 01:18:39,886 --> 01:18:42,689 - (door bangs shut) - (playing stops) 1607 01:18:44,391 --> 01:18:47,327 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1608 01:18:47,327 --> 01:18:49,162 Where the hell have you been? 1609 01:18:49,162 --> 01:18:51,664 I don't know. Just here. 1610 01:18:51,664 --> 01:18:53,867 Come on. I have something to show you. 1611 01:18:53,867 --> 01:18:55,969 ♪ ♪ 1612 01:18:59,506 --> 01:19:01,675 No ornaments? 1613 01:19:04,177 --> 01:19:08,148 Oh, I'm sure we can round up some ornaments somewhere. 1614 01:19:08,148 --> 01:19:10,917 Uh, now... 1615 01:19:10,917 --> 01:19:13,753 this is for you. 1616 01:19:29,869 --> 01:19:31,705 Thanks. 1617 01:19:32,839 --> 01:19:35,608 And Mary. 1618 01:19:35,608 --> 01:19:37,544 This is for you. 1619 01:19:38,845 --> 01:19:40,547 Hmm. 1620 01:19:47,754 --> 01:19:49,956 So you just get this for everybody? 1621 01:19:49,956 --> 01:19:52,580 And... 1622 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:53,727 - Mm-hmm. - (Paul chuckling) 1623 01:19:53,727 --> 01:19:55,962 - Now, how'd you guess? - How indeed? 1624 01:19:55,962 --> 01:19:57,230 (chuckles) 1625 01:19:57,230 --> 01:19:59,232 Oh, and... 1626 01:19:59,232 --> 01:20:01,601 this came in the mail for you. 1627 01:20:21,821 --> 01:20:23,923 ♪ ♪ 1628 01:20:31,664 --> 01:20:33,166 (Paul sighs) 1629 01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:35,268 Thank you, Mary. 1630 01:20:35,268 --> 01:20:37,270 That was just lovely. 1631 01:20:37,270 --> 01:20:38,471 Oh. 1632 01:20:38,471 --> 01:20:40,507 Is that an actual compliment? 1633 01:20:40,507 --> 01:20:43,410 - Oh, come on. - (Mary laughs) 1634 01:20:43,410 --> 01:20:45,612 You know, I don't think I've ever had 1635 01:20:45,612 --> 01:20:48,848 a real family Christmas like this before. 1636 01:20:48,848 --> 01:20:51,451 Christmas dinner, I mean family-style. 1637 01:20:51,451 --> 01:20:54,287 Out of the oven and all the trimmings. 1638 01:20:54,287 --> 01:20:56,990 My mom always just orders in from Delmonico's. 1639 01:20:56,990 --> 01:20:58,425 (Angus and Paul chuckle) 1640 01:20:58,425 --> 01:21:00,527 MARY: Well, she's got the right idea. 1641 01:21:00,527 --> 01:21:03,630 Next year I'm ordering in from Delmonico's. 1642 01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:08,935 Anyway, thank you, Mary. 1643 01:21:08,935 --> 01:21:10,637 You're welcome. 1644 01:21:10,637 --> 01:21:12,639 PAUL: I'd like to propose a toast. 1645 01:21:12,639 --> 01:21:17,444 To my two unlikely companions on this snowy island 1646 01:21:17,444 --> 01:21:22,515 and to our absent friends and family. 1647 01:21:24,117 --> 01:21:28,154 And I realize that none of us is here because he wants to be. 1648 01:21:28,154 --> 01:21:31,458 So if there's any way that I could make the holidays 1649 01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:34,194 a little cheerier for either one of you, 1650 01:21:34,194 --> 01:21:36,996 just say the word. 1651 01:21:37,964 --> 01:21:40,367 Okay. 1652 01:21:40,367 --> 01:21:42,235 I want to go to Boston. 1653 01:21:42,235 --> 01:21:44,300 Boston? Why? 1654 01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:45,638 Why not? 1655 01:21:45,638 --> 01:21:48,341 I want a real Christmas. I want to go ice-skating. 1656 01:21:48,341 --> 01:21:49,809 I want to see a real Christmas tree 1657 01:21:49,809 --> 01:21:51,378 with real ornaments, not that stupid thing. 1658 01:21:51,378 --> 01:21:53,513 - You said it was nice. - MARY: It is nice. 1659 01:21:53,513 --> 01:21:55,482 ANGUS: Come on, let's get out of here. 1660 01:21:55,482 --> 01:21:57,830 I want a real holiday. 1661 01:21:57,830 --> 01:21:59,486 We're not going to Boston. It's out of the question. 1662 01:21:59,486 --> 01:22:01,870 MARY: You told the boy "anything," 1663 01:22:01,870 --> 01:22:02,489 so take the kid to Boston. 1664 01:22:02,489 --> 01:22:04,524 Mary, we're not allowed to leave campus 1665 01:22:04,524 --> 01:22:07,270 or the immediate environs. 1666 01:22:11,197 --> 01:22:12,766 (sighs) 1667 01:22:17,537 --> 01:22:19,390 (sighs heavily) 1668 01:22:19,390 --> 01:22:22,800 I suppose we could call it a field trip. 1669 01:22:22,876 --> 01:22:24,744 Uh, field trips would fall under the ambit 1670 01:22:24,744 --> 01:22:27,380 of additional academic pursuits. 1671 01:22:27,380 --> 01:22:28,882 There's even a fund set aside 1672 01:22:28,882 --> 01:22:31,751 for additional academic pursuits. 1673 01:22:31,751 --> 01:22:33,787 Mm-hmm. 1674 01:22:35,288 --> 01:22:37,757 I'll go pack. (laughs) 1675 01:22:39,526 --> 01:22:41,428 I'm gonna need you to take me to Roxbury. 1676 01:22:41,428 --> 01:22:44,300 Mm-hmm. All right. 1677 01:22:45,398 --> 01:22:47,600 ♪ ♪ 1678 01:23:07,554 --> 01:23:10,623 - ♪ ♪ - (no dialogue) 1679 01:23:25,305 --> 01:23:27,607 ♪ ♪ 1680 01:23:39,786 --> 01:23:42,789 - MARY (sighs): Here we are. - PAUL: Hmm. 1681 01:23:42,789 --> 01:23:46,159 Boy, that's an awful lot of stairs. 1682 01:23:46,159 --> 01:23:49,496 - Probably icy too. - Mm. 1683 01:23:50,964 --> 01:23:52,465 Mr. Tully. 1684 01:23:53,266 --> 01:23:54,701 Right. Um... 1685 01:23:54,701 --> 01:23:57,137 Mary, can I help you with your bags? 1686 01:23:57,137 --> 01:23:59,390 MARY: Yes, please. 1687 01:24:07,681 --> 01:24:09,115 - PAUL: Hmm. - (trunk closes) 1688 01:24:09,115 --> 01:24:10,817 MARY: Mm. 1689 01:24:11,718 --> 01:24:13,820 Hey, be careful with the box. 1690 01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:15,822 Yeah. 1691 01:24:15,822 --> 01:24:18,525 You know, you're more than welcome to a room at the hotel. 1692 01:24:18,525 --> 01:24:20,600 We've got the money. 1693 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:21,695 Are you out of your mind? 1694 01:24:21,695 --> 01:24:24,197 I need a break from you two and all your damn bickering. 1695 01:24:24,197 --> 01:24:27,133 Besides, I'm looking forward to visiting my little sister. 1696 01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:28,468 She's pregnant. 1697 01:24:28,468 --> 01:24:30,300 Oh, that's wonderful. 1698 01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:31,204 - Yeah. - Oh. 1699 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:35,342 - Mr. Hunham. Mr. Hunham. - Oh, I'm sorry. 1700 01:24:35,342 --> 01:24:36,676 My hands sweat. 1701 01:24:36,676 --> 01:24:38,511 It's hyperhidrosis. Sorry. 1702 01:24:38,511 --> 01:24:40,460 - Oh. - ANGUS: Hey, Mary! 1703 01:24:41,748 --> 01:24:44,517 One more flight up. 1704 01:24:45,318 --> 01:24:46,986 One more flight up. 1705 01:24:46,986 --> 01:24:48,880 Yep. 1706 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:49,856 So, you two are going to be all right? 1707 01:24:49,856 --> 01:24:51,558 Yes, the little monster will be well under control. 1708 01:24:51,558 --> 01:24:53,860 - PEGGY: Mary! - Oh. 1709 01:24:54,861 --> 01:24:56,696 Hi! 1710 01:24:59,366 --> 01:25:01,601 - Bye. - Bye. 1711 01:25:06,390 --> 01:25:07,340 Bye, Mary. 1712 01:25:07,340 --> 01:25:08,675 Uh-uh. Where are you going? 1713 01:25:08,675 --> 01:25:10,210 - I was... - You're not done yet. 1714 01:25:10,210 --> 01:25:12,212 You have to help me up there. 1715 01:25:12,212 --> 01:25:14,748 - Yeah, sure thing. - Come on. 1716 01:25:28,928 --> 01:25:31,965 (kids chattering playfully outside) 1717 01:25:42,442 --> 01:25:45,450 (opens drawer) 1718 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,285 ♪ ♪ 1719 01:25:53,653 --> 01:25:56,256 (chuckles softly) 1720 01:26:16,276 --> 01:26:18,111 (Mary sighs softly) 1721 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,626 (laughter, indistinct chatter) 1722 01:26:39,299 --> 01:26:41,301 (indistinct chatter continues) 1723 01:26:41,301 --> 01:26:43,370 ♪ ♪ 1724 01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:58,118 ♪ ♪ 1725 01:27:05,859 --> 01:27:08,161 (siren wailing in distance) 1726 01:27:14,567 --> 01:27:16,403 Hmm. 1727 01:27:20,340 --> 01:27:23,900 Hey there, handsome. You got a cigarette? 1728 01:27:23,843 --> 01:27:26,379 Nope. Sorry, I smoke a pipe. 1729 01:27:27,914 --> 01:27:30,350 How about a date, then? You want a date? 1730 01:27:31,351 --> 01:27:32,652 (chuckles) 1731 01:27:32,652 --> 01:27:33,820 No, thank you. 1732 01:27:33,820 --> 01:27:35,388 - Oh, come on. - Mm-mm-mm. 1733 01:27:35,388 --> 01:27:37,257 Let's go somewhere warm. 1734 01:27:37,257 --> 01:27:38,925 Go ahead. 1735 01:27:38,925 --> 01:27:41,194 - I can wait here. - WOMAN: See? 1736 01:27:41,194 --> 01:27:44,970 He can wait here, read some books. 1737 01:27:44,970 --> 01:27:47,100 He doesn't mind if daddy gets a little candy cane. 1738 01:27:47,100 --> 01:27:50,737 Thank you, but I never really liked candy canes. 1739 01:27:50,737 --> 01:27:53,600 Plus, I'm prediabetic. 1740 01:28:00,380 --> 01:28:02,882 You know, if you do want a little candy cane, 1741 01:28:04,751 --> 01:28:06,886 Believe it or not, Mr. Tully, there was a time 1742 01:28:06,886 --> 01:28:09,222 when the fire in my loins burned white hot. 1743 01:28:09,222 --> 01:28:10,590 You're full of shit. 1744 01:28:10,590 --> 01:28:13,460 No, the details would curl your toes. 1745 01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:15,328 Okay, we're finally getting to the good stuff. 1746 01:28:15,328 --> 01:28:16,763 Let's hear. 1747 01:28:16,763 --> 01:28:19,132 Maybe when you're eighteen. 1748 01:28:19,132 --> 01:28:21,768 Curl your toes! 1749 01:28:21,768 --> 01:28:23,770 ♪ ♪ 1750 01:28:32,579 --> 01:28:34,147 ANGUS: Are we almost done? 1751 01:28:34,147 --> 01:28:36,483 PAUL: What's your hurry? I thought you liked antiquity. 1752 01:28:36,483 --> 01:28:37,984 (chuckles) In class, maybe, 1753 01:28:37,984 --> 01:28:40,286 but I never think about it unless I need to. 1754 01:28:40,286 --> 01:28:43,456 Ah. Ah, well, here. 1755 01:28:43,456 --> 01:28:45,959 What do you see? 1756 01:28:45,959 --> 01:28:48,428 I don't know. A bunch of pottery. 1757 01:28:48,428 --> 01:28:51,631 Mm. Look at that one. 1758 01:28:59,139 --> 01:29:01,841 Each generation thinks it invented debauchery 1759 01:29:01,841 --> 01:29:03,910 or suffering or rebellion, 1760 01:29:03,910 --> 01:29:06,846 but man's every impulse and appetite 1761 01:29:06,846 --> 01:29:09,115 from the disgusting to the sublime 1762 01:29:09,115 --> 01:29:13,186 is on display right here all around you. 1763 01:29:13,186 --> 01:29:15,880 So, before you dismiss something 1764 01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,956 as boring or irrelevant, remember, 1765 01:29:16,956 --> 01:29:20,593 if you truly want to understand the present or yourself, 1766 01:29:20,593 --> 01:29:23,363 you must begin in the past. 1767 01:29:23,363 --> 01:29:26,199 You see, history is not simply the study of the past. 1768 01:29:26,199 --> 01:29:29,436 It is an explanation of the present. 1769 01:29:31,771 --> 01:29:33,573 (chuckles): Okay. 1770 01:29:33,573 --> 01:29:37,110 You should try doing more of that in class and less yelling. 1771 01:29:37,110 --> 01:29:39,245 You know, most of the kids dislike you. 1772 01:29:39,245 --> 01:29:41,114 Pretty much hate you. 1773 01:29:41,114 --> 01:29:43,249 Teachers too. 1774 01:29:43,249 --> 01:29:44,918 You know that, right? 1775 01:29:44,918 --> 01:29:47,754 ("The Wind" by Cat Stevens playing) 1776 01:29:47,754 --> 01:29:49,589 (chuckles softly) 1777 01:29:55,295 --> 01:30:00,300 ♪ I listen to the wind, to the wind of my soul ♪ 1778 01:30:03,503 --> 01:30:08,942 ♪ Where I'll end up, well, I think only God really knows ♪ 1779 01:30:12,645 --> 01:30:16,649 ♪ I've sat upon the setting sun ♪ 1780 01:30:16,649 --> 01:30:21,454 ♪ But never, never, never, never ♪ 1781 01:30:21,454 --> 01:30:25,458 ♪ I never wanted water once ♪ 1782 01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:28,995 ♪ No, never, never, never ♪ 1783 01:30:32,699 --> 01:30:36,703 ♪ I never wanted water once ♪ 1784 01:30:36,703 --> 01:30:40,400 ♪ No, never, never, never. ♪ 1785 01:30:42,842 --> 01:30:45,145 (quiet, indistinct chatter) 1786 01:30:46,513 --> 01:30:49,490 MAN: Paul Hunham! Is that you? 1787 01:30:51,284 --> 01:30:52,819 It's Hugh. 1788 01:30:52,819 --> 01:30:55,488 Hugh Cavanaugh. 1789 01:30:55,488 --> 01:30:58,191 Ah, yes. Of course. 1790 01:30:58,191 --> 01:31:00,260 Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh. 1791 01:31:00,260 --> 01:31:01,494 Wow. 1792 01:31:01,494 --> 01:31:03,563 Oh, how are you, Hugh? 1793 01:31:03,563 --> 01:31:06,800 Oh, God, what's it been, 30 years? Um... 1794 01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:09,350 Um, this-this is, uh... this is my wife Karen. 1795 01:31:09,350 --> 01:31:11,971 Honey, this is Paul Hunham. 1796 01:31:11,971 --> 01:31:13,873 - We went to Harvard together. - Hi, Paul. 1797 01:31:13,873 --> 01:31:16,643 Yes, we did. Yes, we did. 1798 01:31:16,643 --> 01:31:18,780 Uh, wow. 1799 01:31:18,780 --> 01:31:19,813 Uh, what have you been up to, Hugh? 1800 01:31:19,813 --> 01:31:21,848 - Uh, still in the area? - HUGH: Oh, yes. Yes. 1801 01:31:21,848 --> 01:31:23,817 I-I'm still in Boston. Cambridge. 1802 01:31:23,817 --> 01:31:25,385 - Harvard. - Well... 1803 01:31:25,385 --> 01:31:26,820 He just got tenure. Statistics. 1804 01:31:26,820 --> 01:31:28,922 - Oh, Karen. - He won't blow his own horn. 1805 01:31:28,922 --> 01:31:31,240 - I have to blow it for him. - Okay. Well, uh, 1806 01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:32,392 what about you, Paul? 1807 01:31:32,392 --> 01:31:34,361 Oh, still teaching. We have that in common. 1808 01:31:34,361 --> 01:31:35,929 Uh, history, ancient history. 1809 01:31:35,929 --> 01:31:37,263 - That's great. - PAUL: Yes. 1810 01:31:37,263 --> 01:31:38,531 That's great. Where? 1811 01:31:38,531 --> 01:31:41,340 Oh, um, abroad, mostly. 1812 01:31:41,340 --> 01:31:43,737 On fellowships, privately funded fellowships. 1813 01:31:43,737 --> 01:31:45,672 Universities and private academies. 1814 01:31:45,672 --> 01:31:47,540 Mostly fellowships, you know. 1815 01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:50,430 I'm currently posted in, um, Antwerp. 1816 01:31:50,430 --> 01:31:52,712 Uh, just back here for the holidays. 1817 01:31:52,712 --> 01:31:54,714 Ah. So, uh, is this your son? 1818 01:31:54,714 --> 01:31:57,851 - Well, um... - I'm his nephew, Leonard. 1819 01:31:57,851 --> 01:31:59,686 KAREN: Nice to meet you, Leonard. 1820 01:31:59,686 --> 01:32:01,254 And he's writing a book right now. 1821 01:32:01,254 --> 01:32:02,956 Um, tell him about your book, Uncle Paul. 1822 01:32:02,956 --> 01:32:04,758 (chuckles): My book. 1823 01:32:04,758 --> 01:32:06,426 It's not a book, really. 1824 01:32:06,426 --> 01:32:07,894 Uh, more of a monograph. 1825 01:32:07,894 --> 01:32:10,300 - It's nothing special. - Don't be so modest. 1826 01:32:10,300 --> 01:32:12,632 It's about, uh, cameras, right? Ancient cameras? 1827 01:32:12,632 --> 01:32:14,234 - Oh. - PAUL: Yes. 1828 01:32:14,234 --> 01:32:16,970 No, what he means, of course, is the camera obscura. 1829 01:32:16,970 --> 01:32:19,406 You know, the optical and astronomical tool 1830 01:32:19,406 --> 01:32:22,475 that dates back to the time of, um, Anaxagoras. 1831 01:32:22,475 --> 01:32:24,770 Tell him the title, Uncle Paul. 1832 01:32:24,770 --> 01:32:25,712 He's not interested, Leonard. 1833 01:32:25,712 --> 01:32:28,810 Sure, I am. 1834 01:32:28,810 --> 01:32:29,749 (sighs) 1835 01:32:29,749 --> 01:32:34,487 Light and Magic in the Ancient World. 1836 01:32:36,623 --> 01:32:39,920 Okay, well, um... 1837 01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:42,620 Paul, I'm just so glad you landed on your feet. 1838 01:32:42,796 --> 01:32:44,397 You look swell. 1839 01:32:44,397 --> 01:32:46,266 You too. So swell. 1840 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:49,969 And, uh, we'll keep an eye out for your book. 1841 01:32:49,969 --> 01:32:51,304 - Won't we, honey? - Yeah. 1842 01:32:51,304 --> 01:32:52,906 - Merry Christmas, Paul. - Merry Christmas. 1843 01:32:52,906 --> 01:32:55,141 - Bye, Leonard. - Merry Christmas. 1844 01:32:57,444 --> 01:32:59,279 What the **** just happened? 1845 01:32:59,279 --> 01:33:02,315 I thought Barton men don't lie. 1846 01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:04,117 Don't get me wrong, that was fun, 1847 01:33:04,117 --> 01:33:05,785 but you just lied through your teeth. 1848 01:33:05,785 --> 01:33:07,620 What I say during a private conversation 1849 01:33:07,620 --> 01:33:09,456 is none of your goddamn business. 1850 01:33:09,456 --> 01:33:10,990 You are not to judge me. 1851 01:33:10,990 --> 01:33:12,792 It wasn't a private conversation. 1852 01:33:12,792 --> 01:33:14,194 - The wife and I were there. - (groans) 1853 01:33:14,194 --> 01:33:15,862 - And I helped you. - (Paul laughs) 1854 01:33:15,862 --> 01:33:17,764 Why did he ask if you landed on your feet? 1855 01:33:17,764 --> 01:33:19,299 What is this, Nuremberg? 1856 01:33:19,299 --> 01:33:20,967 - Jesus. - You're the hard-*** 1857 01:33:20,967 --> 01:33:22,469 constantly telling everybody not to lie 1858 01:33:22,469 --> 01:33:25,138 and going on and on about the honor code. 1859 01:33:26,473 --> 01:33:28,775 There was an incident when I was at Harvard 1860 01:33:28,775 --> 01:33:31,177 with my roommate. 1861 01:33:31,177 --> 01:33:32,979 And? 1862 01:33:32,979 --> 01:33:35,548 He accused me of copying from his senior thesis. 1863 01:33:35,548 --> 01:33:36,816 Plagiarizing. 1864 01:33:36,816 --> 01:33:38,118 Ah. 1865 01:33:38,118 --> 01:33:41,821 - Well, did you? - No, he stole from me. 1866 01:33:41,821 --> 01:33:43,556 But that blue-blooded prick's family 1867 01:33:43,556 --> 01:33:45,291 had allies on the faculty. 1868 01:33:45,291 --> 01:33:47,360 I mean, their last name is on a library, for Christ's sake. 1869 01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:50,797 So he accused me in order to sanitize his treachery 1870 01:33:50,797 --> 01:33:54,000 and, uh, they threw me out. 1871 01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:56,236 Wait, so you got kicked out of Harvard for cheating? 1872 01:33:56,236 --> 01:33:58,538 No, I got kicked out of Harvard for hitting him. 1873 01:33:58,538 --> 01:33:59,906 - (Paul chuckles) - You hit him? 1874 01:33:59,906 --> 01:34:01,141 What, like punched him out? 1875 01:34:01,141 --> 01:34:03,410 No, I hit him with a car. Ah. 1876 01:34:03,410 --> 01:34:06,346 You got kicked out of Harvard for hitting a guy with a car? 1877 01:34:06,346 --> 01:34:07,814 By accident. 1878 01:34:07,814 --> 01:34:10,160 Pint of Jim Beam, please. 1879 01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:13,530 But he broke three ribs, which was technically his fault 1880 01:34:13,530 --> 01:34:14,821 because he shouldn't have been in the road. 1881 01:34:14,821 --> 01:34:16,356 CASHIER: Two dollars, please. 1882 01:34:16,356 --> 01:34:18,558 - Also, he shat himself. - (cash register bell dings) 1883 01:34:18,558 --> 01:34:20,427 Which was the greater indignity. 1884 01:34:20,427 --> 01:34:22,195 (laughs) 1885 01:34:23,290 --> 01:34:24,531 Here you go, killer. 1886 01:34:25,532 --> 01:34:27,333 (cash register drawer closes) 1887 01:34:27,333 --> 01:34:29,836 ANGUS: So Mr. Hunham never even graduated college? 1888 01:34:29,836 --> 01:34:31,371 - PAUL: Mm. - Holy shit. 1889 01:34:31,371 --> 01:34:33,406 You didn't finish up somewhere else? Who else knows? 1890 01:34:33,406 --> 01:34:35,375 Well, Dr. Greene knew. 1891 01:34:35,375 --> 01:34:37,544 Only Dr. Greene. 1892 01:34:37,544 --> 01:34:40,513 He always believed in me, so he gave me a job. 1893 01:34:40,513 --> 01:34:44,417 Adjunct faculty, zero respect and even less pay. 1894 01:34:44,417 --> 01:34:46,520 So nobody batted an eye, 1895 01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:48,254 and I've been at the school ever since. 1896 01:34:48,254 --> 01:34:50,900 Are you ashamed at how things turned out? 1897 01:34:50,900 --> 01:34:53,930 Not at all. I'm proud of my work. 1898 01:34:53,930 --> 01:34:55,428 I love history. I love Barton. 1899 01:34:55,428 --> 01:34:56,930 Barton is my life. 1900 01:34:56,930 --> 01:34:58,932 I don't know what I would do without Barton. 1901 01:34:58,932 --> 01:35:00,567 Why'd you lie to that guy? 1902 01:35:00,567 --> 01:35:03,690 Because I knew he'd relish the fact that I'm a washout 1903 01:35:03,690 --> 01:35:04,904 and never left my own high school, 1904 01:35:04,904 --> 01:35:06,740 and he'd probably repeat that story 1905 01:35:06,740 --> 01:35:08,308 to everybody we used to know, 1906 01:35:08,308 --> 01:35:11,644 so I figured he's not entitled to my story. 1907 01:35:11,644 --> 01:35:12,979 I am. 1908 01:35:12,979 --> 01:35:14,914 Yeah. Yeah, **** that guy. 1909 01:35:14,914 --> 01:35:17,984 Yeah, exactly. **** that guy. 1910 01:35:17,984 --> 01:35:20,420 "Statistics." (scoffs) 1911 01:35:20,420 --> 01:35:23,590 But, now, you'll keep this quiet, right? 1912 01:35:23,590 --> 01:35:25,458 No one is to know. 1913 01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:28,940 I mean no one, Angus. 1914 01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:30,430 Entre nous, sir. 1915 01:35:30,430 --> 01:35:32,599 Entre nous. 1916 01:35:32,599 --> 01:35:34,670 "Ancient cameras." 1917 01:35:34,670 --> 01:35:35,935 Where the hell did you come up with that? 1918 01:35:35,935 --> 01:35:38,104 Just trying to keep you on your toes, sir. 1919 01:35:47,130 --> 01:35:48,982 Get up, kid. 1920 01:35:49,783 --> 01:35:52,850 It's daylight in the swamp. 1921 01:35:53,787 --> 01:35:55,955 I ordered breakfast. 1922 01:35:56,956 --> 01:35:59,459 Great. (sighs) 1923 01:36:10,637 --> 01:36:12,939 Oh, you dropped something. 1924 01:36:12,939 --> 01:36:14,941 (Paul grunts) 1925 01:36:14,941 --> 01:36:17,310 Uh, those are my vitamins. 1926 01:36:17,310 --> 01:36:18,945 Librium. 1927 01:36:18,945 --> 01:36:20,647 Yeah, it's just, uh, 1928 01:36:20,647 --> 01:36:23,160 something I'm supposed to take for low energy. 1929 01:36:23,160 --> 01:36:25,285 You mean depression? 1930 01:36:26,486 --> 01:36:27,821 Is that rye toast? 1931 01:36:27,821 --> 01:36:30,357 How'd you know I like rye toast? 1932 01:36:39,833 --> 01:36:43,200 (sighs) 1933 01:36:51,440 --> 01:36:53,346 ♪ ♪ 1934 01:36:56,983 --> 01:36:59,219 (busy chatter) 1935 01:37:04,190 --> 01:37:07,160 All right. This way. 1936 01:37:17,604 --> 01:37:19,706 ♪ ♪ 1937 01:37:38,580 --> 01:37:40,600 (pins clatter) 1938 01:37:46,733 --> 01:37:48,680 (chuckles) 1939 01:37:49,202 --> 01:37:50,403 Let go lightly. 1940 01:37:50,403 --> 01:37:52,138 - Ah. - You're too rigid. 1941 01:37:58,578 --> 01:38:00,113 (pins clatter) 1942 01:38:00,113 --> 01:38:01,748 - See? - (Paul laughs) 1943 01:38:01,748 --> 01:38:03,149 - You're welcome. - Not bad. 1944 01:38:03,149 --> 01:38:05,452 You're a pretty good teacher, kid. 1945 01:38:05,452 --> 01:38:07,420 Too bad everybody dislikes you. 1946 01:38:07,420 --> 01:38:09,155 Pretty much hates you. 1947 01:38:09,155 --> 01:38:11,791 But you must know that, right? 1948 01:38:12,759 --> 01:38:15,328 Touché, sir. Touché. 1949 01:38:18,898 --> 01:38:20,500 - By the way... - Yeah? 1950 01:38:20,500 --> 01:38:22,902 ...what eye do you aim with, anyway? 1951 01:38:22,902 --> 01:38:24,137 Ah. 1952 01:38:24,137 --> 01:38:25,638 You know, I've been meaning to ask. 1953 01:38:25,638 --> 01:38:27,941 When we're talking, which one should I look at? 1954 01:38:27,941 --> 01:38:29,642 Sometimes I look at one, 1955 01:38:29,642 --> 01:38:32,312 but then I think I'm wrong, so I look at the other. 1956 01:38:32,312 --> 01:38:34,614 Yes, everybody does that. 1957 01:38:34,614 --> 01:38:36,449 So, which eye is it? 1958 01:38:36,449 --> 01:38:38,251 (chuckles) 1959 01:38:39,753 --> 01:38:41,788 (lively chatter) 1960 01:38:54,134 --> 01:38:57,170 (scoffs) People don't understand. 1961 01:38:57,170 --> 01:38:59,139 This isn't tenpin. 1962 01:38:59,139 --> 01:39:00,974 No, this is much harder. 1963 01:39:00,974 --> 01:39:02,442 All these tenpin ***holes 1964 01:39:02,442 --> 01:39:04,110 coming in here like they're slumming it. 1965 01:39:04,110 --> 01:39:05,645 - The hell with them. - (grunts) 1966 01:39:05,645 --> 01:39:07,313 Yeah. **** 'em. 1967 01:39:09,949 --> 01:39:11,985 Excuse me. 1968 01:39:11,985 --> 01:39:13,887 Here's something I bet you didn't know. 1969 01:39:13,887 --> 01:39:19,125 Your uniform, festive as it is, is historically inaccurate. 1970 01:39:19,125 --> 01:39:22,328 Saint Nicholas of Myra was actually 1971 01:39:22,328 --> 01:39:25,331 a fourth-century Greek Bishop from what is now Turkey. 1972 01:39:25,331 --> 01:39:28,702 So, uh, a robe and sandals would be closer to the mark. 1973 01:39:28,702 --> 01:39:31,838 Yeah, but I guess that would be impractical given the weather 1974 01:39:31,838 --> 01:39:34,474 and all the silly but lucrative mythology about Santa 1975 01:39:34,474 --> 01:39:38,780 and elves and reindeer and chimneys and whatnot. 1976 01:39:38,780 --> 01:39:39,979 (chuckles) What can you do? 1977 01:39:39,979 --> 01:39:41,381 As Democritus said, 1978 01:39:41,381 --> 01:39:46,686 "O kósmos alloíosis, o víos ypólipsis." 1979 01:39:46,686 --> 01:39:51,191 "World is decay. Life is perception." 1980 01:39:57,530 --> 01:39:59,766 My son. 1981 01:39:59,766 --> 01:40:03,503 To see you again causes my heart to soar like a hawk. 1982 01:40:03,503 --> 01:40:08,208 Grandfather, I brought you this present. 1983 01:40:08,208 --> 01:40:10,543 Is this the hat I used to own? 1984 01:40:10,543 --> 01:40:13,179 - (Paul chuckles) - Except grown softer... 1985 01:40:13,179 --> 01:40:14,948 You know, this is not only amusing, 1986 01:40:14,948 --> 01:40:17,283 uh, but for a movie, it's a fairly accurate depiction 1987 01:40:17,283 --> 01:40:19,520 of life among the Cheyenne. 1988 01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:21,187 - Shh! - **** off. 1989 01:40:21,187 --> 01:40:23,256 (in movie): I saw you in a dream. 1990 01:40:23,256 --> 01:40:24,758 - I'm gonna go use the bathroom. - Mm-hmm. 1991 01:40:24,758 --> 01:40:26,459 (in movie): You were drinking from a spring 1992 01:40:26,459 --> 01:40:29,229 that came from the long nose of an animal. 1993 01:40:29,229 --> 01:40:33,266 I did not recognize the animal. 1994 01:40:33,266 --> 01:40:37,370 Alongside his nose, he grew two horns. 1995 01:40:37,370 --> 01:40:39,572 (movie continues playing indistinctly) 1996 01:40:51,384 --> 01:40:53,820 (in movie): ...and smoked on this matter, 1997 01:40:53,820 --> 01:40:56,289 and my decision is... 1998 01:40:56,289 --> 01:40:58,458 Little Big Man has returned. 1999 01:40:58,458 --> 01:41:00,760 (cheering, whooping in movie) 2000 01:41:03,963 --> 01:41:05,999 (quiet chatter) 2001 01:41:11,337 --> 01:41:14,507 PAUL: Hey! Hey! 2002 01:41:15,608 --> 01:41:17,644 No. Out. 2003 01:41:19,112 --> 01:41:20,613 Get out. 2004 01:41:20,613 --> 01:41:22,515 I just need to do something. I was going to come back. 2005 01:41:22,515 --> 01:41:23,783 Or meet you at the hotel. 2006 01:41:23,783 --> 01:41:25,652 It won't take long. It's nothing bad. 2007 01:41:25,652 --> 01:41:29,756 Just get out, you conniving little shit. 2008 01:41:29,756 --> 01:41:31,791 (sighs) 2009 01:41:31,791 --> 01:41:34,127 Were you planning this the whole time? 2010 01:41:34,127 --> 01:41:36,996 Just counting the minutes until I turned my back? 2011 01:41:36,996 --> 01:41:38,465 I wasn't running away. 2012 01:41:38,465 --> 01:41:39,966 There's just something I need to do 2013 01:41:39,966 --> 01:41:41,134 before we go back to school. 2014 01:41:41,134 --> 01:41:42,335 Please. 2015 01:41:42,335 --> 01:41:43,536 You could come with me. 2016 01:41:43,536 --> 01:41:44,971 Just come with me, okay? 2017 01:41:44,971 --> 01:41:46,940 Come with you where? 2018 01:41:48,141 --> 01:41:50,310 To see my dad. 2019 01:41:51,644 --> 01:41:53,646 Your dad? 2020 01:41:53,646 --> 01:41:55,115 (sighs) 2021 01:41:55,115 --> 01:41:57,117 That's what this is about? 2022 01:41:57,117 --> 01:41:59,652 Why didn't you just ask me? 2023 01:41:59,652 --> 01:42:03,230 Because, of course, we can visit a cemetery. 2024 01:42:07,660 --> 01:42:09,729 ♪ ♪ 2025 01:42:22,750 --> 01:42:24,344 ♪ ♪ 2026 01:42:28,348 --> 01:42:30,483 Excuse me. Hi. 2027 01:42:30,483 --> 01:42:32,819 I'm here to see Thomas Tully. 2028 01:42:32,819 --> 01:42:34,854 ♪ ♪ 2029 01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:48,868 Right in here. 2030 01:43:03,283 --> 01:43:05,510 ORDERLY: Over here. 2031 01:43:07,620 --> 01:43:09,856 Look who's here to see you. 2032 01:43:14,427 --> 01:43:16,429 Hi, Dad. 2033 01:43:17,263 --> 01:43:19,532 Hello, sweetheart. 2034 01:43:38,885 --> 01:43:41,755 You want to go sit down for a little? 2035 01:43:43,923 --> 01:43:46,559 Oh. Come on. 2036 01:43:46,559 --> 01:43:48,795 Be seated right here. 2037 01:43:53,133 --> 01:43:55,668 There you go. All right. 2038 01:44:06,613 --> 01:44:09,416 I missed you. 2039 01:44:09,416 --> 01:44:12,118 I've missed you a lot. 2040 01:44:12,118 --> 01:44:14,120 A whole lot. 2041 01:44:16,656 --> 01:44:19,159 You know, I'm still at school. 2042 01:44:20,126 --> 01:44:21,494 At Barton. 2043 01:44:21,494 --> 01:44:22,962 And it's, uh... it's Christmastime now, 2044 01:44:22,962 --> 01:44:25,699 so I thought you might like a visit. 2045 01:44:28,268 --> 01:44:29,803 Guess what. I'm... 2046 01:44:29,803 --> 01:44:32,505 I'm actually keeping my grades up. 2047 01:44:32,505 --> 01:44:34,400 I-I consistently get 2048 01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:35,975 the highest grades in the class in ancient civ. 2049 01:44:35,975 --> 01:44:39,779 I'm... I'm pretty much third or fourth in precalc. 2050 01:44:42,816 --> 01:44:45,552 And I'm in the chess club too. 2051 01:44:46,653 --> 01:44:48,488 But I don't really like the other kids. 2052 01:44:48,488 --> 01:44:50,560 (chuckles softly) 2053 01:44:51,157 --> 01:44:54,361 And in the spring, I think I want to try tennis. 2054 01:44:54,361 --> 01:44:55,895 Just JV, and probably only doubles, 2055 01:44:55,895 --> 01:44:58,998 if the coach could just forget about my, uh... 2056 01:45:00,166 --> 01:45:02,235 Anyway, it's not important. 2057 01:45:10,210 --> 01:45:11,711 Listen. 2058 01:45:18,551 --> 01:45:21,721 I, uh... I have to tell you something. 2059 01:45:25,859 --> 01:45:28,895 I think they're putting something in my food. 2060 01:45:38,405 --> 01:45:40,707 ♪ ♪ 2061 01:46:03,229 --> 01:46:05,632 He used to be fine. 2062 01:46:05,632 --> 01:46:08,301 He was better than fine. 2063 01:46:08,301 --> 01:46:10,136 He was great. 2064 01:46:11,438 --> 01:46:13,773 He was my dad. 2065 01:46:15,775 --> 01:46:18,578 Then about four years ago, he... 2066 01:46:18,578 --> 01:46:20,914 started acting strange. 2067 01:46:21,981 --> 01:46:24,918 Erratic, forgetful, saying all this weird shit. 2068 01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:30,423 My mom took him to a bunch of doctors, 2069 01:46:30,423 --> 01:46:31,925 and they put him on medication. 2070 01:46:31,925 --> 01:46:35,161 But that just made it worse. 2071 01:46:35,161 --> 01:46:37,230 He got more confused. 2072 01:46:39,265 --> 01:46:41,234 Then he got angry. 2073 01:46:43,603 --> 01:46:46,272 And then he got... 2074 01:46:46,272 --> 01:46:48,274 physical. 2075 01:46:50,110 --> 01:46:52,112 That was it. That was the last straw. 2076 01:46:52,112 --> 01:46:53,947 They put him away. 2077 01:46:55,315 --> 01:46:58,685 And she divorced him... 2078 01:46:58,685 --> 01:47:01,870 without him even realizing it. 2079 01:47:02,622 --> 01:47:05,910 That's why she wants a whole new life. 2080 01:47:06,292 --> 01:47:08,795 And it's easy to just stash me away in boarding school. 2081 01:47:08,795 --> 01:47:11,698 Like half of us are just stashed away there. 2082 01:47:14,167 --> 01:47:16,360 And I get it. 2083 01:47:17,704 --> 01:47:20,106 She never has to look at me. 2084 01:47:21,875 --> 01:47:25,110 Because maybe when she looks at me, she... 2085 01:47:25,110 --> 01:47:28,281 - she sees him. - No, no, no, no, no. 2086 01:47:28,281 --> 01:47:32,285 That can't be true. She... You're her son. 2087 01:47:32,285 --> 01:47:34,654 Maybe she's right. 2088 01:47:34,654 --> 01:47:36,656 I can't keep it together. 2089 01:47:36,656 --> 01:47:38,992 I lie. I steal. 2090 01:47:40,293 --> 01:47:42,295 I piss people off. 2091 01:47:43,329 --> 01:47:44,998 I don't have any friends, real friends. 2092 01:47:44,998 --> 01:47:46,666 I'll probably get kicked out of Barton too. 2093 01:47:46,666 --> 01:47:49,135 And when I do, it'll be my own fault. 2094 01:47:50,336 --> 01:47:55,800 Get sent to Fork Union and maybe to you-know-where. 2095 01:47:56,710 --> 01:47:59,450 And nobody will care. 2096 01:48:02,382 --> 01:48:04,684 The funny thing is... 2097 01:48:06,586 --> 01:48:09,856 I wanted to see him so bad this whole time. 2098 01:48:16,363 --> 01:48:18,398 But I also didn't, you know? 2099 01:48:21,434 --> 01:48:22,869 Because I'm afraid 2100 01:48:22,869 --> 01:48:24,371 that's what's going to happen to me one day. 2101 01:48:24,371 --> 01:48:26,106 No, Angus, Angus. 2102 01:48:26,106 --> 01:48:27,741 Angus, listen. 2103 01:48:27,741 --> 01:48:30,110 You're not your father. 2104 01:48:31,244 --> 01:48:32,712 How do you know? 2105 01:48:32,712 --> 01:48:35,448 Because no one is his own father. 2106 01:48:35,448 --> 01:48:37,500 I'm not my dad. 2107 01:48:37,500 --> 01:48:40,253 No matter how hard he tried to beat that idea into me. 2108 01:48:46,590 --> 01:48:49,963 I find the world a bitter and complicated place, 2109 01:48:49,963 --> 01:48:53,330 and it seems to feel the same way about me. 2110 01:48:53,330 --> 01:48:55,769 I think you and I have this in common. 2111 01:48:56,903 --> 01:48:59,739 But don't get me wrong, you have your challenges. 2112 01:48:59,739 --> 01:49:01,574 You're erratic and belligerent 2113 01:49:01,574 --> 01:49:03,443 and a gigantic pain in the balls, 2114 01:49:03,443 --> 01:49:05,412 but you're not your father. 2115 01:49:05,412 --> 01:49:08,810 You're your own man. 2116 01:49:10,830 --> 01:49:12,419 Man, no. You're just a kid. 2117 01:49:12,419 --> 01:49:14,254 You're just beginning. 2118 01:49:14,254 --> 01:49:16,289 And you're smart. 2119 01:49:17,257 --> 01:49:20,326 You've got time to turn things around. 2120 01:49:21,995 --> 01:49:24,164 Yes, I know the Greeks had the idea 2121 01:49:24,164 --> 01:49:26,433 that, uh, the steps you take to avoid your fate 2122 01:49:26,433 --> 01:49:28,601 are the very steps that lead you to it, 2123 01:49:28,601 --> 01:49:30,637 but that's just a literary conceit. 2124 01:49:30,637 --> 01:49:32,639 In real life, your history 2125 01:49:32,639 --> 01:49:34,841 does not have to dictate your destiny... 2126 01:49:34,841 --> 01:49:37,277 Oh. There's Mary. 2127 01:49:37,277 --> 01:49:39,446 Can you not tell Mary or anybody? Uh... 2128 01:49:39,446 --> 01:49:42,449 Entre nous. This whole goddamned trip is entre nous. 2129 01:49:42,449 --> 01:49:44,918 - Stand up. - What? 2130 01:49:45,752 --> 01:49:47,687 Stand up for the lady, you boor. 2131 01:49:47,687 --> 01:49:49,956 You cretin. 2132 01:49:53,930 --> 01:49:54,828 - ANGUS: Mary. - PAUL: Well, hello. 2133 01:49:54,828 --> 01:49:56,830 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 2134 01:49:56,830 --> 01:49:58,631 PAUL: Oh, we're just happy to see you. 2135 01:49:58,631 --> 01:50:00,367 - (Mary chuckles) - (Paul grunts) 2136 01:50:00,367 --> 01:50:01,701 Madame, the menu. 2137 01:50:01,701 --> 01:50:03,470 MARY: Oh. Thank you. 2138 01:50:03,470 --> 01:50:05,805 Hello, ma'am. Would you like a cocktail to start? 2139 01:50:05,805 --> 01:50:07,874 Oh, no, I'll just take a cup of tea. 2140 01:50:07,874 --> 01:50:09,142 Oh, come on. Have a cocktail. 2141 01:50:09,142 --> 01:50:10,877 No, no, no. A cup of tea is fine. 2142 01:50:10,877 --> 01:50:12,879 I've eaten already. 2143 01:50:12,879 --> 01:50:15,782 And you gentlemen, did you save room for dessert? 2144 01:50:15,782 --> 01:50:18,184 - PAUL: Hmm. - Hey, what's that? 2145 01:50:18,184 --> 01:50:20,530 WAITRESS: That's our signature dessert. 2146 01:50:20,530 --> 01:50:21,688 - Cherries jubilee. - PAUL: Mmm. 2147 01:50:21,688 --> 01:50:23,289 - That sounds great. - (Paul chuckles) 2148 01:50:23,289 --> 01:50:25,859 Bring the young vandal here cherries jubilee. 2149 01:50:25,859 --> 01:50:27,827 I'm afraid I can't. 2150 01:50:27,827 --> 01:50:29,729 The dish contains brandy. 2151 01:50:29,729 --> 01:50:32,320 Same deal with the bananas Foster. 2152 01:50:32,320 --> 01:50:34,670 Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol just burn off? -PAUL: Mm. 2153 01:50:34,670 --> 01:50:36,200 WAITRESS: It's still against the rules, ma'am. 2154 01:50:36,200 --> 01:50:37,404 - Fine. - Oh. 2155 01:50:37,404 --> 01:50:39,672 I'll order the cherries jubilee. We can share it. 2156 01:50:39,672 --> 01:50:42,420 Mm. I can't allow that, either. 2157 01:50:42,420 --> 01:50:44,577 Can we say it's his birthday? 2158 01:50:44,577 --> 01:50:46,460 It's my birthday. 2159 01:50:46,460 --> 01:50:48,480 Well, happy birthday, young man. 2160 01:50:48,480 --> 01:50:49,849 Let's get you a slice of cake 2161 01:50:49,849 --> 01:50:51,685 or some other age-appropriate dessert. 2162 01:50:51,685 --> 01:50:53,420 Christ on a crutch. 2163 01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:57,570 What kind of a fascist hash foundry are you running here? 2164 01:50:59,526 --> 01:51:02,162 Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Do you, by chance, have cherries? 2165 01:51:03,530 --> 01:51:04,998 Yes. 2166 01:51:04,998 --> 01:51:07,534 Great. And do you have ice cream? 2167 01:51:07,534 --> 01:51:09,436 - Yes. - MARY: Fantastic. 2168 01:51:09,436 --> 01:51:13,390 Can we please get cherries and ice cream to go? 2169 01:51:13,390 --> 01:51:14,708 And the check. 2170 01:51:14,708 --> 01:51:16,943 Right away. 2171 01:51:17,744 --> 01:51:19,946 - *****. - Mm. 2172 01:51:24,884 --> 01:51:27,554 PAUL: And a little James Beam. 2173 01:51:27,554 --> 01:51:29,889 All right. Go ahead. 2174 01:51:31,858 --> 01:51:34,461 Ooh. (laughs) 2175 01:51:34,461 --> 01:51:35,929 Presto. Cherries jubilee. 2176 01:51:35,929 --> 01:51:37,731 (laughter) 2177 01:51:37,731 --> 01:51:39,232 Ooh. 2178 01:51:39,232 --> 01:51:41,568 - Shouldn't it just go out? - Okay. 2179 01:51:41,568 --> 01:51:43,903 - (laughs) - Oh, shit. Shit. 2180 01:51:43,903 --> 01:51:46,106 How much alcohol did you put on there? -Oh! 2181 01:51:46,106 --> 01:51:47,807 It's hot. It's very hot. 2182 01:51:47,807 --> 01:51:49,442 - Oh! - (Mary squeals) 2183 01:51:49,442 --> 01:51:51,478 (laughter) 2184 01:51:51,478 --> 01:51:53,580 ♪ ♪ 2185 01:52:13,500 --> 01:52:15,602 ♪ ♪ 2186 01:52:17,270 --> 01:52:19,139 HOST (on TV): But now just listen to them. 2187 01:52:19,139 --> 01:52:20,507 They see the ball and... 2188 01:52:20,507 --> 01:52:22,609 MARY: Man, I sure do wish we had some noisemakers. 2189 01:52:22,609 --> 01:52:23,943 PAUL: Mm-hmm. 2190 01:52:24,944 --> 01:52:27,280 I've got a noisemaker. 2191 01:52:27,280 --> 01:52:29,820 Where the hell did you get that? 2192 01:52:29,820 --> 01:52:30,950 I don't know. Found it. 2193 01:52:30,950 --> 01:52:33,286 Well, you're not deploying that in here. 2194 01:52:33,286 --> 01:52:35,155 You know, you weren't this uptight in Boston. 2195 01:52:35,155 --> 01:52:36,589 - MARY: Oh. - (Paul chuckles) 2196 01:52:36,589 --> 01:52:38,291 Danny, where do you stand on indoor fireworks? 2197 01:52:38,291 --> 01:52:39,959 About as far away as I can. 2198 01:52:39,959 --> 01:52:41,327 - That's very wise. - HOST: Ten, nine... 2199 01:52:41,327 --> 01:52:42,796 Oh, we're gonna miss it. Come on. 2200 01:52:42,796 --> 01:52:43,963 - Up on your feet. - ...eight, seven... 2201 01:52:43,963 --> 01:52:45,465 Up on your feet. Up on your feet. 2202 01:52:45,465 --> 01:52:48,134 - ...six, five, four... - Five, four... 2203 01:52:48,134 --> 01:52:51,104 PAUL, ANGUS and HOST: Three, two, one. 2204 01:52:51,104 --> 01:52:54,474 - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year! 2205 01:52:54,474 --> 01:52:55,975 PAUL: Yes. 2206 01:52:59,846 --> 01:53:02,816 (quiet muttering) 2207 01:53:02,816 --> 01:53:04,384 Congratulations, Mr. Tully. 2208 01:53:04,384 --> 01:53:06,186 - Congratulations, Danny. - Thank you. 2209 01:53:06,186 --> 01:53:07,687 Mary, congratulations. 2210 01:53:07,687 --> 01:53:09,856 Now, as I say, we're not deploying this in here. 2211 01:53:09,856 --> 01:53:12,525 No. We're going to light this sucker off in the kitchen. 2212 01:53:12,525 --> 01:53:13,827 - What? - What? 2213 01:53:13,827 --> 01:53:15,950 - (Angus chuckles) - All right. Come. 2214 01:53:15,950 --> 01:53:16,363 - Come, come, come. - Come on, man. 2215 01:53:16,363 --> 01:53:17,997 - For real? - This is coming with me. 2216 01:53:17,997 --> 01:53:23,200 ♪ For auld lang syne ♪ 2217 01:53:23,200 --> 01:53:24,738 ♪ My dear ♪ 2218 01:53:24,738 --> 01:53:30,430 ♪ For auld lang syne. ♪ 2219 01:53:30,430 --> 01:53:31,911 (explosion booms) 2220 01:53:31,911 --> 01:53:34,214 ♪ ♪ 2221 01:53:45,910 --> 01:53:47,394 (song ends) 2222 01:53:49,796 --> 01:53:53,266 ("In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by Allman Brothers Band plays) 2223 01:54:00,874 --> 01:54:03,109 (indistinct chatter) 2224 01:54:04,444 --> 01:54:07,447 (laughter) 2225 01:54:20,927 --> 01:54:23,630 There's too much paprika. 2226 01:54:23,630 --> 01:54:24,831 Why'd you put in all that paprika? 2227 01:54:24,831 --> 01:54:26,332 Follow the recipe. 2228 01:54:26,332 --> 01:54:28,768 Now you have to add in another cup of water. 2229 01:54:28,768 --> 01:54:30,637 What's wrong with you? 2230 01:54:32,605 --> 01:54:34,107 Come on, ladies! 2231 01:54:34,107 --> 01:54:36,343 (indistinct chatter) 2232 01:54:37,777 --> 01:54:39,346 STUDENT: Hey, Kountze. 2233 01:54:39,346 --> 01:54:41,614 Does... does it hurt? 2234 01:54:41,614 --> 01:54:42,949 **** yeah, it hurts. 2235 01:54:42,949 --> 01:54:45,618 Glare off the slopes, man, burned me to a crisp. 2236 01:54:45,618 --> 01:54:46,986 (Angus laughs) 2237 01:54:46,986 --> 01:54:48,755 You think that's funny, Tully? 2238 01:54:49,756 --> 01:54:50,957 No, man. 2239 01:54:50,957 --> 01:54:52,992 Just glad you had a good vacation. 2240 01:54:52,992 --> 01:54:57,664 Welcome back, you snarling Visigoths. 2241 01:54:57,664 --> 01:55:01,434 I trust you all enjoyed a refreshing holiday. 2242 01:55:01,434 --> 01:55:04,137 - Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze. - (song fades) 2243 01:55:04,137 --> 01:55:06,206 Or should I say Icarus? 2244 01:55:06,206 --> 01:55:08,475 Fly a little too close to the sun, did we? 2245 01:55:08,475 --> 01:55:09,976 Huh? 2246 01:55:09,976 --> 01:55:11,144 Yeah. 2247 01:55:11,144 --> 01:55:12,512 Uh, all right. 2248 01:55:12,512 --> 01:55:14,481 Now, along with your skiing and swimming, 2249 01:55:14,481 --> 01:55:16,616 I hope you found time to enlighten yourselves 2250 01:55:16,616 --> 01:55:19,719 about the Peloponnesian War and its implications for today. 2251 01:55:19,719 --> 01:55:22,288 Just to check, we're going to start with a short pop quiz 2252 01:55:22,288 --> 01:55:23,823 - on the reading... - (students groaning) 2253 01:55:23,823 --> 01:55:25,725 ...before we retake the final from last semester. 2254 01:55:25,725 --> 01:55:28,228 Omnia ex scrineis praeter stilum. 2255 01:55:28,228 --> 01:55:30,363 (students groaning, murmuring) 2256 01:55:31,965 --> 01:55:34,868 ♪ ♪ 2257 01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:52,318 ♪ ♪ 2258 01:56:03,997 --> 01:56:05,699 Excuse me, Mr. Hunham? 2259 01:56:06,933 --> 01:56:08,768 Oh, Miss Crane. 2260 01:56:08,768 --> 01:56:11,871 Lydia. Uh, come in. Happy New Year. 2261 01:56:11,871 --> 01:56:14,400 Oh, same to you. Happy New Year. 2262 01:56:14,400 --> 01:56:15,542 Forgive me. I'm a clod. 2263 01:56:15,542 --> 01:56:17,344 I never called to thank you for inviting 2264 01:56:17,344 --> 01:56:19,450 the boy and me to your party. 2265 01:56:19,450 --> 01:56:20,800 And Mary. 2266 01:56:20,800 --> 01:56:21,247 It meant a lot. 2267 01:56:21,247 --> 01:56:22,749 Oh, you're so welcome. 2268 01:56:22,749 --> 01:56:24,217 It was fun. 2269 01:56:24,217 --> 01:56:27,220 Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking to see you. 2270 01:56:27,220 --> 01:56:28,888 He says it's urgent. 2271 01:56:28,888 --> 01:56:30,724 Oh. 2272 01:56:32,959 --> 01:56:35,228 (quiet chatter) 2273 01:56:42,902 --> 01:56:44,804 (knocking) 2274 01:57:00,253 --> 01:57:04,900 DR. WOODRUP: Mr. Hunham, meet Judy and Stanley Clotfelter. 2275 01:57:04,900 --> 01:57:06,593 Angus Tully's mother and father. 2276 01:57:06,593 --> 01:57:08,428 - Stepfather. - Hello. 2277 01:57:08,428 --> 01:57:09,963 Good morning. 2278 01:57:09,963 --> 01:57:12,980 They've brought something very important to my attention. 2279 01:57:12,980 --> 01:57:13,600 STANLEY: We understand you took Angus 2280 01:57:13,600 --> 01:57:15,235 to Boston over the holidays. 2281 01:57:15,235 --> 01:57:16,836 I explained to Mr. Clotfelter 2282 01:57:16,836 --> 01:57:19,139 that you went on a field trip for academic reasons. 2283 01:57:19,139 --> 01:57:20,340 That's right. 2284 01:57:20,340 --> 01:57:22,275 A field trip? 2285 01:57:22,275 --> 01:57:24,778 Yes. Uh, as per my instructions in the manual, 2286 01:57:24,778 --> 01:57:27,614 it fell within the ambit of my responsibility. 2287 01:57:27,614 --> 01:57:30,450 Well, if it was a school trip, then how do you explain this? 2288 01:57:30,450 --> 01:57:32,118 The people at the sanitarium 2289 01:57:32,118 --> 01:57:34,454 confiscated it from my ex-husband. 2290 01:57:34,454 --> 01:57:37,457 Apparently, Angus had given it to him. 2291 01:57:46,990 --> 01:57:48,301 My mom and Stanley are here. 2292 01:57:48,301 --> 01:57:50,637 Lydia told me. 2293 01:57:50,637 --> 01:57:52,872 I think I'm going to get kicked out. 2294 01:57:54,341 --> 01:57:56,676 That means military school. 2295 01:58:12,192 --> 01:58:15,610 JUDY: Angus knows he's not supposed to visit his father. 2296 01:58:15,610 --> 01:58:18,398 He suffers from debilitating mental illness. 2297 01:58:18,398 --> 01:58:21,334 Paranoid schizophrenia, early-onset dementia. 2298 01:58:21,334 --> 01:58:24,804 And Angus's visit created an expectation. 2299 01:58:24,804 --> 01:58:28,508 Now Tom wants to come home, which is... 2300 01:58:28,508 --> 01:58:31,110 clearly impossible. 2301 01:58:31,110 --> 01:58:33,179 They tried to tell him, and he just... 2302 01:58:33,179 --> 01:58:35,682 He got violent. He tried to brain one of the orderlies 2303 01:58:35,682 --> 01:58:37,517 with this goddamned thing. 2304 01:58:37,517 --> 01:58:39,986 You people know the boy has a discipline problem. 2305 01:58:39,986 --> 01:58:43,230 Paul, the Clotfelters want to withdraw Angus from Barton 2306 01:58:43,230 --> 01:58:46,526 and enroll him at Fork Union Military Academy. 2307 01:58:46,526 --> 01:58:48,862 STANLEY: Set him straight once and for all. 2308 01:58:48,862 --> 01:58:51,398 He could do a lot worse than a career in the military. 2309 01:58:51,398 --> 01:58:53,330 Stanley. 2310 01:58:53,330 --> 01:58:56,269 Look, Angus has defied me lots of times 2311 01:58:56,269 --> 01:58:58,505 about a lot of things, including this. 2312 01:58:58,505 --> 01:59:00,774 So, however he manipulated your sympathies 2313 01:59:00,774 --> 01:59:04,944 or slipped the leash, just tell us. 2314 01:59:19,920 --> 01:59:21,394 It was my idea. 2315 01:59:22,696 --> 01:59:25,131 ♪ ♪ 2316 01:59:25,131 --> 01:59:29,569 No, uh, uh, he didn't, uh, trick me or slip the leash. 2317 01:59:29,569 --> 01:59:32,739 No, I took him to see his father. 2318 01:59:32,739 --> 01:59:36,543 In fact, I convinced him to do so. 2319 01:59:39,312 --> 01:59:41,581 This is a family matter, 2320 01:59:41,581 --> 01:59:43,583 and you had no right to interfere. 2321 01:59:43,583 --> 01:59:45,251 - I don't give a shit. - JUDY (gasping): What? 2322 01:59:45,251 --> 01:59:47,654 - DR. WOODRUP: Hunham. - I said I don't give a shit. 2323 01:59:47,654 --> 01:59:50,900 You two were unreachable. 2324 01:59:50,900 --> 01:59:51,925 He was all alone at Christmas. 2325 01:59:51,925 --> 01:59:55,729 I thought the kid should see his father. 2326 01:59:57,630 --> 02:00:00,567 Do you understand what you've done? 2327 02:00:00,567 --> 02:00:02,302 I have to move Tom now. 2328 02:00:02,302 --> 02:00:05,271 It was hard even finding a facility that would take him, 2329 02:00:05,271 --> 02:00:09,142 and now I have to move him. 2330 02:00:09,142 --> 02:00:11,911 And that is deeply unfortunate, 2331 02:00:11,911 --> 02:00:16,583 but why compound the misery by ruining the boy? 2332 02:00:17,784 --> 02:00:20,120 I have just spent two solid weeks with him. 2333 02:00:20,120 --> 02:00:24,457 He is a pain in the ***, sure, but he's also very smart. 2334 02:00:24,457 --> 02:00:27,494 Brilliant, I don't know, but very smart. 2335 02:00:27,494 --> 02:00:30,163 You must know that. 2336 02:00:30,163 --> 02:00:33,330 He's got enormous potential. 2337 02:00:33,330 --> 02:00:37,504 It would be devastating if you pulled him out now. 2338 02:00:41,508 --> 02:00:43,643 (door opens) 2339 02:00:50,617 --> 02:00:54,200 You did this to yourself, Hunham, not me. 2340 02:00:54,200 --> 02:00:56,823 - I want you to remember that. - Mm. 2341 02:00:58,525 --> 02:01:01,795 Hardy, I have known you since you were a boy, 2342 02:01:01,795 --> 02:01:03,997 so I think I have the requisite experience 2343 02:01:03,997 --> 02:01:08,535 and insight to aver that you are and always have been 2344 02:01:13,940 --> 02:01:15,809 (sighs) 2345 02:01:30,423 --> 02:01:33,393 It's this one. 2346 02:01:33,393 --> 02:01:35,829 This is the one you should look at. 2347 02:01:46,172 --> 02:01:48,808 Angus, step inside, please. 2348 02:01:48,808 --> 02:01:52,278 ("Ombra mai fu" from Handel's opera Serse playing) 2349 02:02:07,927 --> 02:02:09,963 (knocking at door) 2350 02:02:20,940 --> 02:02:22,308 - Oh. - Hello. 2351 02:02:22,308 --> 02:02:23,943 Hello. 2352 02:02:23,943 --> 02:02:25,979 I missed you at breakfast. 2353 02:02:25,979 --> 02:02:28,448 I was, uh... I was busy. 2354 02:02:31,551 --> 02:02:34,220 So did you decide where you're going to go? 2355 02:02:34,220 --> 02:02:35,822 Yes and no. 2356 02:02:35,822 --> 02:02:38,358 Um, first, I'm going to stash my stuff 2357 02:02:38,358 --> 02:02:41,995 at a friend's in Syracuse, and then... 2358 02:02:41,995 --> 02:02:43,463 I don't know. 2359 02:02:43,463 --> 02:02:45,832 Maybe I'll start in Carthage. (chuckles) 2360 02:02:45,832 --> 02:02:48,835 I was hoping you were going to say that. 2361 02:02:48,835 --> 02:02:50,704 PAUL: Mm. 2362 02:02:53,873 --> 02:02:56,409 (Paul sighs) 2363 02:03:01,381 --> 02:03:03,350 For your monograph. 2364 02:03:05,151 --> 02:03:06,586 I don't know, Mary. 2365 02:03:06,586 --> 02:03:09,222 There's a lot of empty pages in here. 2366 02:03:09,222 --> 02:03:10,757 Yeah, well, that's your problem, man. 2367 02:03:10,757 --> 02:03:12,359 - (chuckles) - All you got to do 2368 02:03:12,359 --> 02:03:14,327 is write one word after another. 2369 02:03:14,327 --> 02:03:16,290 Can't be that hard, can it? 2370 02:03:16,290 --> 02:03:17,263 - Oh... - (laughs) 2371 02:03:17,263 --> 02:03:19,399 (chuckles) 2372 02:03:22,100 --> 02:03:23,870 What about you? 2373 02:03:23,870 --> 02:03:25,772 What about me what? 2374 02:03:25,772 --> 02:03:28,842 Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere. Mm-mm. 2375 02:03:28,842 --> 02:03:31,211 I'm not like you. I like having a job. 2376 02:03:31,211 --> 02:03:32,545 (Paul chuckling) 2377 02:03:32,545 --> 02:03:34,547 Plus, I'm saving up for college. 2378 02:03:34,547 --> 02:03:36,683 My sister's baby. 2379 02:03:37,450 --> 02:03:39,586 Ah. (chuckles) 2380 02:03:40,720 --> 02:03:42,455 What is the word from Penny? 2381 02:03:42,455 --> 02:03:44,691 - Peggy. - Peggy. 2382 02:03:46,590 --> 02:03:49,396 Only that if it's a boy... 2383 02:03:49,396 --> 02:03:52,320 ...his middle name is going to be Curtis. 2384 02:03:55,680 --> 02:03:57,103 ♪ ♪ 2385 02:03:58,738 --> 02:04:01,441 (sighs) 2386 02:04:03,430 --> 02:04:04,811 (distant chatter) 2387 02:04:04,811 --> 02:04:07,800 (whistle blowing in distance) 2388 02:04:12,619 --> 02:04:15,121 TEDDY: I heard he got booted for eating feces. 2389 02:04:15,121 --> 02:04:16,589 What? 2390 02:04:16,589 --> 02:04:18,558 Apparently he got caught in the locker room. 2391 02:04:18,558 --> 02:04:21,940 Hand in the commode, burgling turds. 2392 02:04:22,262 --> 02:04:24,164 That's not what I heard. 2393 02:04:24,164 --> 02:04:26,166 What did you hear? 2394 02:04:26,166 --> 02:04:27,767 Doesn't matter. 2395 02:04:27,767 --> 02:04:29,602 Either way, he's history. 2396 02:04:29,602 --> 02:04:32,972 ****er taught history, now is history. 2397 02:04:32,972 --> 02:04:34,808 Right, Tully? 2398 02:04:37,577 --> 02:04:40,447 (sniffs, sighs) 2399 02:04:43,783 --> 02:04:44,918 Hi. 2400 02:04:44,918 --> 02:04:46,920 Oh, hi. 2401 02:04:49,255 --> 02:04:50,990 Look, uh... 2402 02:04:50,990 --> 02:04:54,270 I don't know what you said to my mom and Stanley, 2403 02:04:54,270 --> 02:04:56,463 Woodrup, but... 2404 02:04:56,463 --> 02:04:59,132 all I know is I'm not getting kicked out 2405 02:04:59,132 --> 02:05:01,368 and, uh, you got fired. 2406 02:05:01,368 --> 02:05:05,105 Well, I just told the truth. 2407 02:05:05,105 --> 02:05:07,273 Mostly. 2408 02:05:07,273 --> 02:05:08,675 Barton man. 2409 02:05:09,442 --> 02:05:11,678 Barton man. 2410 02:05:14,681 --> 02:05:17,350 (school bell ringing) 2411 02:05:17,350 --> 02:05:19,519 Fifth period. 2412 02:05:27,627 --> 02:05:30,497 You know, it's, uh... it's only PE. 2413 02:05:30,497 --> 02:05:31,998 - (Paul chuckles) - Maybe I could skip. 2414 02:05:31,998 --> 02:05:33,833 We could head over to The Winning Ticket. 2415 02:05:33,833 --> 02:05:35,635 - (chuckling) - Grab a burger and a beer. 2416 02:05:35,635 --> 02:05:38,705 Ah. Miller High Life, no doubt. 2417 02:05:38,705 --> 02:05:40,974 You never give up, do you? 2418 02:05:40,974 --> 02:05:42,709 Well, they already fired you, so I figured 2419 02:05:42,709 --> 02:05:44,411 it was worth a shot. 2420 02:05:44,411 --> 02:05:48,214 Your logic is flawless, but, uh, no. 2421 02:05:56,356 --> 02:05:59,250 Keep your head up, all right? 2422 02:06:00,427 --> 02:06:02,862 ♪ ♪ 2423 02:06:03,596 --> 02:06:06,320 You can do this. 2424 02:06:07,200 --> 02:06:09,769 Yeah, I was gonna tell you the same thing. 2425 02:06:24,551 --> 02:06:26,860 See ya. 2426 02:06:37,300 --> 02:06:38,732 See ya. 2427 02:06:42,602 --> 02:06:44,904 ♪ ♪ 2428 02:07:04,624 --> 02:07:06,926 ♪ ♪ 2429 02:07:15,301 --> 02:07:17,337 (sighing) 2430 02:07:32,452 --> 02:07:35,922 ("Crying, Laughing, Loving, Lying" by Labi Siffre playing) 2431 02:07:42,796 --> 02:07:45,331 ♪ Crying ♪ 2432 02:07:47,300 --> 02:07:52,138 ♪ Crying never did nobody no good no how ♪ 2433 02:07:56,509 --> 02:07:59,145 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2434 02:08:01,348 --> 02:08:04,984 ♪ I don't cry ♪ 2435 02:08:06,286 --> 02:08:08,855 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2436 02:08:11,157 --> 02:08:14,160 ♪ I don't cry ♪ 2437 02:08:21,468 --> 02:08:24,304 ♪ Laughing ♪ 2438 02:08:25,905 --> 02:08:31,440 ♪ Laughing sometimes does somebody some good somehow ♪ 2439 02:08:35,215 --> 02:08:37,717 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2440 02:08:39,652 --> 02:08:43,823 ♪ I'm laughing now ♪ 2441 02:08:44,724 --> 02:08:47,193 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2442 02:08:48,895 --> 02:08:53,330 ♪ I'm laughing now ♪ 2443 02:08:59,873 --> 02:09:02,375 ♪ Loving ♪ 2444 02:09:04,511 --> 02:09:06,379 ♪ Loving never did me ♪ 2445 02:09:06,379 --> 02:09:09,215 ♪ No good no how ♪ 2446 02:09:09,215 --> 02:09:11,217 ♪ No how ♪ 2447 02:09:13,520 --> 02:09:16,356 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2448 02:09:17,891 --> 02:09:23,229 ♪ Can't love you now ♪ 2449 02:09:23,229 --> 02:09:26,232 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2450 02:09:27,434 --> 02:09:31,905 ♪ Can't love you now ♪ 2451 02:09:38,378 --> 02:09:40,447 ♪ Lying ♪ 2452 02:09:42,749 --> 02:09:47,420 ♪ Lying never did nobody no good no how ♪ 2453 02:09:47,420 --> 02:09:49,789 ♪ No how ♪ 2454 02:09:51,558 --> 02:09:54,994 ♪ So why am I ♪ 2455 02:09:56,463 --> 02:10:00,800 ♪ Lying now? ♪ 2456 02:10:00,800 --> 02:10:04,437 ♪ So why am I ♪ 2457 02:10:05,972 --> 02:10:12,112 ♪ Lying now? ♪ 2458 02:10:16,816 --> 02:10:18,818 (song ends) 2459 02:10:18,818 --> 02:10:21,121 ♪ ♪ 2460 02:10:52,819 --> 02:10:55,121 ♪ ♪ 2461 02:11:17,577 --> 02:11:19,846 ♪ ♪ 2462 02:11:47,640 --> 02:11:49,909 (music ends)