1 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:20,860 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:40,540 CHOIR LEADER: Can I hear the opening word: ♪ O... ♪ 3 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,909 Here we go. One, two, three. 4 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:46,212 CHOIR LEADER and STUDENTS: ♪ O... ♪ 5 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:47,814 CHOIR LEADER: Very good. 6 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:50,250 Remember, the text is first. 7 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,850 "In the beginning was the Word" 8 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:55,221 So the text is what you're concentrating on. 9 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,158 Make it part of the music. 10 00:00:58,158 --> 00:01:00,160 - Let's all breathe in. - (students inhale) 11 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,162 - Breathe out. - (students exhale) 12 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:04,931 Excellent. Now, let's hear the opening chord. 13 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:10,437 ♪ O... ♪ 14 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,672 Good. Middle voices, a little bit more. 15 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,407 Higher voices are excellent. 16 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,109 Bass, a little more breath. 17 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,777 Try again. 18 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:20,780 ♪ O... ♪ 19 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,916 Okay, let's run the first verse. 20 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,651 One... 21 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:29,956 ♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪ 22 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:35,328 ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ 23 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:40,867 ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ 24 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:46,272 ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ 25 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:51,845 ♪ Yet in thy dark streets shineth ♪ 26 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:57,283 ♪ The everlasting light ♪ 27 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,120 ♪ The hopes and fears ♪ 28 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,889 ♪ Of all the years ♪ 29 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:05,992 ♪ Are met in thee ♪ 30 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:10,630 ♪ Tonight. ♪ 31 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,330 Really great. Especially that T at the end. 32 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:14,367 All together. 33 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:15,735 Very, very good. 34 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:17,170 Excellent. 35 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,839 ("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado playing) 36 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:30,500 ♪ Let me sleep ♪ 37 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,860 ♪ In the slumber of the morning ♪ 38 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:36,890 (laughter, indistinct chatter) 39 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,592 ♪ There's nowhere I need to be ♪ 40 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,896 ♪ And my dreams still are calling ♪ 41 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:49,690 ♪ Lay your troubles on the ground ♪ 42 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:55,408 ♪ No need to worry about them now ♪ 43 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:02,480 ♪ Daylight shaking through the trees ♪ 44 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:07,587 ♪ Do not disturb me ♪ 45 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:09,889 ♪ Let me be ♪ 46 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:19,299 ♪ And if you need a place to land ♪ 47 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:22,302 ♪ Come down when you are weary ♪ 48 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:28,241 ♪ No more clouds to put away ♪ 49 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,643 - ♪ In the slumber of the... ♪ - (song stops abruptly) 50 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,746 (classical music playing) 51 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:54,167 (sighs) 52 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:58,304 (muttering) 53 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:03,900 Mm... 54 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,178 (grunts, chuckles) 55 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,982 (sighs, snickers) 56 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,184 Philistines. 57 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:16,289 Lazy, vulgar, rancid little Philistines. 58 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,691 - (knocking at door) - Hmm? 59 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:18,992 MISS CRANE: Mr. Hunham? 60 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,593 I'm busy right now. 61 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,529 Uh, Dr. Woodrup asked to see you. 62 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:27,167 (sighs) 63 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,169 (grunts) 64 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,710 What does he want? 65 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:39,145 Uh, I think it's about Christmas break. 66 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,981 I'll see him presently. 67 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,383 What's that? 68 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,385 Christmas cookies. 69 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,120 I made them for the faculty. 70 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,389 Well, not all the faculty. (laughs) 71 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:53,693 - Anyway, these are for you. - Oh. (chuckles) 72 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,534 ("Time Has Come Today" by The Chambers Brothers playing) 73 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,336 ♪ Time has come today ♪ 74 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,305 (lively chatter) 75 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,174 ♪ Young hearts can go their way ♪ 76 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:13,480 ♪ Can't put it off another day ♪ 77 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,384 ♪ I don't care what others say ♪ 78 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:20,487 ♪ They think we don't listen anyway ♪ 79 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,288 ♪ Time has come today ♪ 80 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,920 ♪ Hey ♪ 81 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:32,532 ♪ Oh... ♪ 82 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,100 Tully. 83 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,769 What are you doing with women's underwear? 84 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,671 It's the same swimsuit James Bond wears 85 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,339 in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. 86 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,774 It can't get more masculine than that. 87 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,109 Why don't you just wear cutoffs? 88 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:44,544 Because I'm going to St. Kitts. 89 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,179 I'm not going to be the only ****head 90 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,547 on the beach wearing cutoffs. 91 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,749 (laughs): Oh. Look out, everyone. 92 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:51,751 Tully's going to St. Kitts. 93 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,386 Hey, Tully. 94 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:54,921 Hey, where are my cigarettes? 95 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,222 Your cigarettes? 96 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,691 You stole my ****ing cigarettes. 97 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,920 I resent that baseless accusation. 98 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:00,226 Cut the shit. 99 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,828 I have no cigarettes now. 100 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,496 And Briggs says you suddenly had five of them 101 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,898 to trade for a skin mag. 102 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,666 I don't indulge in ****ography. 103 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,501 I get enough of the real thing. 104 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,403 Especially with Crandall's mom! 105 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:12,906 Hey, Kountze. 106 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,374 Ten dollars for this? 107 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,420 Looks more like a nickel bag. 108 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:17,844 Don't buy that, Harriman. He's ripping you off. 109 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,113 - Plus, it's ditch weed. - **** you, Tully. 110 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,182 This shit's premium weed, all right? 111 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,883 And unlike you, I'm stuck here. 112 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,518 It's got to last me through Christmas. 113 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,354 Take pity on him, Harriman. 114 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,622 He's a poor little Christmas orphan with nowhere to go. 115 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:32,592 Little Christmas orphan needs his pot and ****. 116 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,706 Ten minutes, ladies. 117 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,408 Ten minutes. 118 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,947 ("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado resumes) 119 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,487 (quiet chatter) 120 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,961 ♪ Let me sleep ♪ 121 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:11,364 ♪ In the slumber of tomorrow ♪ 122 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:17,437 ♪ There's nowhere we need to be ♪ 123 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,407 ♪ That will not be there after ♪ 124 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,143 (lively, indistinct chatter) 125 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,880 ♪ Daylight shaking through the trees ♪ 126 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:32,352 ♪ Do not disturb me ♪ 127 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,454 ♪ Let me be ♪ 128 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,827 ♪ Keep me with you on the ground ♪ 129 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,700 ♪ All of my worries behind me now ♪ 130 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:53,406 ♪ And be sure to wake me when ♪ 131 00:07:56,576 --> 00:08:01,681 ♪ Eternity begins. ♪ 132 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,750 (indistinct chatter continues) 133 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,153 I can't believe you got out of it. 134 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,388 Luck of the Irish. 135 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,290 I thought this was your year. 136 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,691 It was. 137 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,993 I told Woodrup my mother has lupus. 138 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,495 Does she? 139 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,164 I don't know. Probably. 140 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,233 We don't talk about those things. 141 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,680 So, who got stuck with it? 142 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,770 Who do you think? 143 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:28,575 MR. ROSENSWIEG: That poor walleyed *******. 144 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:34,140 (pen scratching on paper) 145 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,915 (sighs) 146 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,596 Rémy Martin. Louis XIII. 147 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,865 Christmas gift from the Board of Trustees. 148 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,000 Oh, how generous of them. 149 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,102 Thank you again for doing this, Hunham. 150 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,571 I wouldn't have asked if it weren't an emergency. 151 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:01,174 Oh, Mr. Endicott's mother, right. 152 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,942 What a tragedy. 153 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:06,246 It's not as though you had plans to leave campus anyway. 154 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,249 And, of course, there's a nice little bonus in it for you. 155 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:13,720 Well... (sighs) "Non nobis solum nati sumus," I suppose. 156 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,758 "Not for ourselves alone are we born." 157 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,962 I'm guessing that's Cicero. 158 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,898 Cicero, yes. 159 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,567 (chuckling): Very good, Hardy. You remembered. 160 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,477 There'll be just four boys holding over this year. 161 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,879 Mm-hmm. 162 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,782 Oh, yes. I know a couple of these reprobates. 163 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:47,587 Let's be a little more elastic in our assessment, shall we? 164 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,223 It's hard enough for them to be away from home on the holidays. 165 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,826 Latitude is the last thing these boys need. 166 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:58,665 Paul, at your core, you're an excellent teacher, 167 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:01,735 but your approach to the students is rather traditional. 168 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,770 This school was founded in 1797. 169 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,339 I thought tradition was our stock in trade. 170 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,141 - Then let's call it hidebound. - Ah. 171 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,643 You know, unwavering, resistant to... 172 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,790 Yes, yes, yes, I know what "hidebound" means. 173 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:15,281 Uh, I get it. 174 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,180 You're still angry that I failed Jordan Osgood. 175 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,653 Senator Osgood was very upset 176 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:23,490 when Princeton rescinded Jordan's acceptance, yes. 177 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,859 And I've continued to have to deal with the fallout. 178 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:29,295 Hardy, are we really supposed to let these boys just skate by 179 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,664 as long as Daddy builds a new gymnasium? 180 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,800 Of course not. That's not who we are. 181 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,169 But we can't be ignorant to politics. 182 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,390 That boy is too dumb to pour piss out of a boot. 183 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,107 A genuine troglodyte. 184 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,176 Jesus Christ, Paul. 185 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,945 He was a legacy and the son of one of our biggest donors. 186 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,781 Ever think his dad might be expecting 187 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,783 a little consideration for his dollar? 188 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:53,319 And he got it-- a first-class education for his son. 189 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,210 Oh, come on, Hardy. 190 00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:59,225 As Dr. Greene used to say, "Our one true purpose 191 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,327 is to produce young men of good character." 192 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,463 I don't care what Dr. Greene used to say. 193 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,298 "And we cannot sacrifice our integrity 194 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,200 on the altar of their entitlement." 195 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,237 I'm just trying to instill basic academic discipline. 196 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,740 That's my job. Isn't it yours? 197 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,508 It was. 198 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,544 Until I became headmaster 199 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,580 and saw that it's not so simple to keep the damn school afloat. 200 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:24,851 I begged you, begged you to give the kid a C minus. 201 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,319 (chuckles): No. 202 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,887 There are instructors here who will do that. 203 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,956 I am not one of them. 204 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:37,697 Here's the manual and a full set of keys. 205 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,833 Everything you need to know is in there. 206 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,200 Your only task is to ensure 207 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,504 the boys' absolute safety and good condition. 208 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:48,908 And at least pretend to be a human being. 209 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,844 Please. 210 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,879 It's Christmas. 211 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,881 (bells jingling) 212 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,550 ♪ ♪ 213 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,953 **** this half-day bullshit. 214 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,588 Where the hell is Walleye? 215 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,570 He's probably jerking off in the Cobb salad. 216 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,227 - Why would he do that? - Because he's Walleye. 217 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,462 Who knows what that foul-smelling freak does? 218 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,598 But you went straight to the Cobb salad. 219 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,800 I mean, do you know something? 220 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,935 Because I eat that Cobb salad. 221 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,710 Salve, gentlemen. 222 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,607 Your final exams. 223 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,576 (Paul clears throat) 224 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,479 (whistling Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries") 225 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,937 (whistling stops) 226 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,642 Hmm. 227 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,644 I can tell by your faces that many of you 228 00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,113 are shocked at the outcome. 229 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,949 I, on the other hand, am not, because I have had 230 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,652 the misfortune of teaching you this semester. 231 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,621 And even with my ocular limitations, 232 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,657 I witnessed firsthand 233 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:14,160 your glazed, uncomprehending expressions. 234 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,329 Sir, I don't understand. 235 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,264 That's glaringly apparent. 236 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:21,468 No, it's... (sighs) I can't fail this class. 237 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,603 Oh, don't sell yourself short, Mr. Kountze. 238 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,605 I truly believe that you can. 239 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,640 I'm supposed to go to Cornell. 240 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,676 Unlikely. 241 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,278 Please, sir. My dad's going to flip out. 242 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:35,582 (students murmuring) 243 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,386 All right. All right. 244 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,621 Uh, in the spirit of the season, 245 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,390 I suppose the most constructive way 246 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,325 of dealing with your shortcomings 247 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,962 is to offer a makeup exam. 248 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,564 You'll all get a second run at this after break. 249 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,680 (students sighing, murmuring) 250 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,871 Of course, it will not be the same exam. 251 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,730 You will now be responsible for new material as well. 252 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:01,808 (students groaning, murmuring) 253 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,810 Your grade will be an average of the two. 254 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,246 Please open your books to chapter six. 255 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,215 The Peloponnesian War, gentlemen. 256 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,884 You've already met Pericles. 257 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,520 Now prepare yourselves to meet Demosthenes. 258 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,256 No offense, sir, but is this really 259 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,525 the best time to be starting a new chapter? 260 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:23,229 I mean, we all appreciate the, uh, makeup exam gesture, 261 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,166 but our families are here. 262 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,335 You know, most teachers have already canceled class. 263 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,670 We have chapel in 40 minutes, then we're out of here. 264 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,373 - Mm. - I mean, our heads are elsewhere. 265 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,876 And where exactly is your head, Mr. Tully? 266 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,578 Um, I don't know. 267 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,130 St. Kitts. (chuckles) 268 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,810 (chuckles) 269 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:42,449 Yes, indeed. 270 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,451 I see you've brought your valise. 271 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,253 Spot-on, sir. 272 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,923 It's just that it's been a really exhausting semester. 273 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:53,626 Getting into new material now right before break? 274 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,429 Honestly, it's a little absurd. 275 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,764 Sir. 276 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,970 Well, I would hate to be absurd. 277 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:07,374 So let's just scuttle the whole thing, shall we, 278 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,642 and let the original grades stand. 279 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,780 (students groaning, murmuring) 280 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,646 Uh, excuse me, sir. 281 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,616 I think, uh, we all liked the first option better. 282 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,718 What'd you say the guy's name was? Uh, Demosthe-who? 283 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,154 Of course, I still expect you to be familiar with chapter six 284 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,324 upon your return, so pack those textbooks, boys. 285 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,326 And if displeased, 286 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,429 take it up with your champion-- Mr. Tully. 287 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,998 Dismissed. 288 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:36,603 (whistling "Ride of the Valkyries") 289 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,438 (students murmuring) 290 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,774 I got us out early, didn't I? 291 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,777 (church organ playing) 292 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:52,686 CHOIR and CONGREGATION: ♪ Born thy people to deliver ♪ 293 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:57,590 ♪ Born a child and yet a king ♪ 294 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:02,495 ♪ Born to reign in us forever ♪ 295 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:08,501 ♪ Now thy gracious kingdom bring. ♪ 296 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,905 Please be seated. 297 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:18,378 Welcome, Barton students, faculty and parents. 298 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,281 I know you're all anxious to start the holidays. 299 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,217 I can see the boys shifting in their seats. 300 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,286 - (laughter) - But before we release you 301 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,389 to your bountiful tables and the blessings of family, 302 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,250 let us pray for those less fortunate than we. 303 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,996 Let us remember the poor and the helpless, 304 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,660 the cold, the hungry and the oppressed. 305 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,636 Extra reading over vacation and no makeup test? 306 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,405 Are you ****ing kidding me? 307 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,730 Nice work, ****. 308 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:48,975 Can you not talk, please? I'm trying to pray. 309 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,977 You better pray I don't catch you alone, 310 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,680 because I will full-on nut-punch you. 311 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,248 Tone it down. 312 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,217 - Jesus can hear you. - PRIEST: ...and all those 313 00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:00,860 who know not the loving kindness of God. 314 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,255 Sorry to hear about your mother, Endicott. 315 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,690 What? 316 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,759 Oh. Yes. 317 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,160 Thank you. 318 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,229 Yeah. We're all pulling for her. 319 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,930 PRIEST: ...and your grace. 320 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,934 And finally, let us pray for the soul of Curtis Lamb, 321 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,604 Barton class of 1969. 322 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,573 Just this year, Curtis gave his life valiantly 323 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,776 in the service of his country. 324 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,212 And let us once again extend our deepest condolences 325 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,490 to one of the most cherished members of the Barton family, 326 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,750 his mother Mary. 327 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,540 Mary, we remember Curtis 328 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:36,623 as such an outstanding and promising young man, 329 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,225 and we know this holiday season 330 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,195 will be especially difficult without him. 331 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:46,299 Please know that we accompany you in your grief. 332 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,203 May the all-powerful God who protected Abraham 333 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:54,400 when he left his native land protect all our brave soldiers 334 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,310 until they are delivered safely home to us. 335 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,979 We ask this through Christ our Lord. 336 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,414 Amen. 337 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,416 CONGREGATION: Amen. 338 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,860 I wish you all a very Merry Christmas. 339 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,456 Or, as the case may be, a very Happy Hanukkah. 340 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,458 (light laughter) 341 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,526 (organ playing "Joy to the World") 342 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,801 (quiet chatter) 343 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,640 DR. WOODRUP: Congressman, Merry Christmas to you. 344 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,777 (overlapping chatter, Christmas greetings) 345 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,579 Merry Christmas, everyone. 346 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,140 Merry Christmas. 347 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,415 Hey. Good to see you. 348 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,350 Nice to see you. Merry Christmas. 349 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,452 (chatter continues) 350 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,658 Angus Tully. 351 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,494 You have a phone call. 352 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,834 ANGUS: You're telling me this now? 353 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,269 JUDY (over phone): Sweetheart, listen. 354 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,338 I know it's last minute, and I am... 355 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,340 I'm absolutely heartbroken, 356 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,108 but could you please see your way 357 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:05,450 to staying at school over break just this once? 358 00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:07,470 Stanley has been working so hard, 359 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:09,215 and-and we've had no time for a honeymoon. 360 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,451 You guys have been married since July. 361 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,886 You've had all these months. 362 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,688 Something's always come up. 363 00:19:14,688 --> 00:19:16,623 I know it's a lot to ask, 364 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,192 but you know how lonely I've been. 365 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,894 I've been lonely too. 366 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,796 And what about Boston? 367 00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:25,865 You promised on the way we'd spend some time in Boston. 368 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,340 Angus, listen to me. 369 00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:30,236 This is our new family, okay? 370 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,672 I know you miss your father-- I do, too-- 371 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,750 but there's someone new in my life. 372 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,344 It's just this once, darling. 373 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,978 We'll be together at spring break, 374 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,380 and we'll have the whole summer. 375 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,148 **** the summer, and **** Stanley. 376 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,983 Angus. 377 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,585 Are you kidding me? 378 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,354 I'm just supposed to stay here? 379 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,755 (Judy sighs) 380 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,991 Mom, please don't do this. 381 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,600 Please. 382 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,620 PAUL: I suspect that, like me, 383 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,565 this is not how you wanted to spend your holidays, 384 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,167 but such are the vicissitudes of life. 385 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,236 And as Barton men, 386 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,538 we learn to confront our challenges 387 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,874 with heads held high and with a spirit 388 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,776 of courage and good fellowship. 389 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,711 Uh, in strict accordance with the dictates 390 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,314 of the manual, of course. 391 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,786 Mr. Tully, are you joining us as well? 392 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,721 What happened to St. Kitts? 393 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:25,258 Something came up. 394 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,431 (suitcase thuds loudly on floor) 395 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,534 (Paul clears throat) 396 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,469 So, for the next two weeks, 397 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,105 we will be following a standard school schedule... 398 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,408 Sir? Uh, sir, we're on vacation. 399 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,643 ...which means we will be taking our meals together, 400 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,460 and you will observe regular hours of study. 401 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,715 Study? Are you kidding me? 402 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,550 The Peloponnesian War awaits, Mr. Kountze. 403 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,252 You and Mr. Tully. 404 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,387 The rest of you can get a jump on the next semester. 405 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,589 It'll pay off. You'll see. 406 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,924 We're already holding over, 407 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,559 and now we're being punished for it? 408 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,961 You will be afforded limited windows for recreation 409 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,164 and supervised physical activity. 410 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,166 The gym's not even open yet. 411 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,934 Yeah, they've only lacquered half the floor. 412 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,502 PAUL: Fresh air will do you good. 413 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,971 It's like 15 degrees outside. 414 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:15,275 And the Romans bathed naked in the freezing Tiber. 415 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,110 Adversity builds character, Mr. Tully. 416 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,480 Uh, speaking of which, the school will be cutting heat 417 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,315 to dormitories and faculty housing, 418 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,584 so we'll all be bunking in the infirmary. 419 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,820 (sighing): Oh, God. Geez. 420 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,922 ("Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht (Silent Night)" playing) 421 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,257 ANGUS: This is the most bullshit ever. 422 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,360 If we have to stay, why'd we have to draw Walleye? 423 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,362 JASON: Uh, you know he used to be a student, right? 424 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,300 Yeah, that's why he knows how to inflict 425 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,990 maximum pain on us, the sadistic ****. 426 00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:40,834 TEDDY: At least we didn't draw Decker. 427 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,770 He'd be perving all over us. 428 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,390 ANGUS: Hey, guys, hold up for a second. 429 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:49,776 Want one? 430 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,845 TEDDY: No. I got something else. 431 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,949 Give me that. 432 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:57,450 Hey, don't smoke that out here. 433 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,520 I don't want to get busted by Walleye. 434 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,620 TEDDY: Don't be such a *****. 435 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,122 ANGUS: I'm not a *****. I just don't want 436 00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:04,724 to end up at Fork Union paying for your mistake. 437 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:07,560 Teddy Kountze. 438 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,795 Jason Smith. 439 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,697 Yeah, I know who you are. 440 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,665 Want to hit this? 441 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,534 Uh, yeah. 442 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,339 You got a great arm, man. 443 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,874 Yeah, well, it's just football. 444 00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:22,642 So, how'd you get stuck holding over? 445 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,678 I'm supposed to be skiing with my folks up at Haystack, 446 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,212 but my dad put his foot down, 447 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,981 said I can't come home unless I cut my hair. 448 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:30,160 (scoffs) So why don't you just cut your hair? 449 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,685 Civil disobedience, man. 450 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:33,420 ANGUS: Yeah, right. 451 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,555 JASON: No, he's cool. It's just a battle of wills. 452 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,590 Still, I was kind of hoping he'd cave first, 453 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,293 because the powder up at Haystack is so sweet right now. 454 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,897 What about you, Mr. Moto? 455 00:22:43,897 --> 00:22:45,165 Why are you here? 456 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:47,670 Uh, no. Uh, my name is Ye-Joon. 457 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,200 Uh, my family is in Korea, 458 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,771 and they think it's too far for me to travel alone. 459 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:55,800 I figured it was because your rickshaw was broken. (laughs) 460 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,577 Uh, what-what's a rickshaw? 461 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,212 - You're an ***hole, Kountze. - (sighs) 462 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,810 Your mind's a cesspool and a shallow one at that. 463 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:02,916 Who's the ***hole, Tully? 464 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,718 You're the one who blew up history. 465 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,119 Hey. 466 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,554 What's your story, man? 467 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,389 Alex Ollerman. 468 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:12,580 I'm here because my parents are on a mission in Paraguay. 469 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:13,727 We're LDS. 470 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,595 JASON: Mormons, right? 471 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,398 Don't you guys wear some kind of like magic underwear? 472 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,330 ALEX: That's a common misconception. 473 00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:21,701 Actually, it's called a temple garment, 474 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,536 and we're only supposed to wear it when we... 475 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,305 Hey, what's up with the townies? 476 00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:27,707 Hey, what are you doing with our Christmas tree? 477 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,760 The school sold it back to us. 478 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,212 Scotch pine, still fresh. 479 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:34,800 MAN 2: Yeah, we're going to put it back on the lot. 480 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,415 We do it every year. 481 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,283 This is the most bullshit ever. 482 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,557 Hello, Mary. (sighs) 483 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,292 Mr. Hunham. 484 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:48,828 I heard you got stuck with babysitting duty this year. 485 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,930 How'd you manage that? 486 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,599 Oh, I don't know. 487 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,834 I suppose I failed someone who richly deserved it. 488 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:57,404 Oh, the Osgood kid? 489 00:23:57,404 --> 00:23:59,339 Yeah, he was a real ***hole. 490 00:23:59,339 --> 00:24:00,774 Rich and dumb. 491 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,409 Popular combination around here. 492 00:24:02,409 --> 00:24:04,244 It's a plague. 493 00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:05,679 Uh, and you? 494 00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:07,247 You'll be here, too? 495 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:09,315 All by my lonesome. 496 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:11,618 My little sister Peggy and her husband invited me 497 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:15,922 to go visit them at Roxbury, but I feel like it's too soon. 498 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,525 Like Curtis will think that I'm abandoning him. 499 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:21,294 You know, this is the last place 500 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:24,264 that my baby and I were together, 501 00:24:24,264 --> 00:24:26,733 - not including the bus station. - Yeah. 502 00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:31,104 Well, I look forward to your fine cooking. 503 00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:32,706 Oh, no, no. Don't do that. 504 00:24:32,706 --> 00:24:34,974 All we've got is whatever is in that walk-in. 505 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,110 No new deliveries till January. 506 00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:38,812 Hmm. 507 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,349 You mind if I, um... 508 00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:46,520 - You want some of that? - Mm. 509 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,555 - All right. - (chuckles) Thank you. 510 00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:50,290 (Paul clears throat) 511 00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:52,459 - You know this is a necessity. - Oh, yes. 512 00:24:52,459 --> 00:24:55,328 (jingle playing over radio) 513 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,831 ♪ WABC ♪ 514 00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:00,567 ♪ Top 100 of the year. ♪ 515 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,669 DISC JOCKEY: Now 17. 516 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:06,390 Yeah, by Shocking Blue, it's called "Venus." 517 00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:09,109 ("Venus" by Shocking Blue playing) 518 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,715 ♪ A goddess on a mountaintop... ♪ 519 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,484 - Where's my photo? - What photo? 520 00:25:17,484 --> 00:25:19,519 I think you know what photo, and you stole it. 521 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,254 I resent that baseless accusation. 522 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:23,690 Give me my goddamn picture. 523 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,759 Hey, what's your problem, Tully? 524 00:25:25,759 --> 00:25:27,394 You homesick? 525 00:25:27,394 --> 00:25:29,162 Huh? Gonna cry? 526 00:25:29,162 --> 00:25:30,730 Little boy misses his mommy? 527 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,399 **** you, Kountze. 528 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:34,167 Why are you even here, anyway? Where's your family? 529 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:35,735 We're renovating our house, all right? 530 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:37,337 It's all torn up. 531 00:25:37,337 --> 00:25:38,872 They're storing the tools and stuff in my room. 532 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,400 That's what they told you? 533 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,608 It's winter, idiot. 534 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,710 Nobody renovates their house in the winter. 535 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,612 Your parents don't want you around 536 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:48,480 because you're a ****ing insecure sociopath. 537 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,182 JASON: Hey, take it easy, guys. 538 00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:50,450 A what? 539 00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:51,618 I mean, who'd want you for a son? 540 00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,353 That's why you grind everybody, 541 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:55,588 because deep down you know you're an ***hole. 542 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:58,692 Plus, academically, you're a disaster. 543 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:02,429 I mean, if I were your parents, I'd never want you home again. 544 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:04,731 The only tool in your room is you. 545 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:07,734 (yells, grunts) 546 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,637 (grunting, muttering) 547 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,239 *****. 548 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,610 - Come on! Come on! - JASON: Hey, hey, hey! 549 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,450 All right, all right. 550 00:26:19,450 --> 00:26:21,314 Break it up. Break it up. Break it up. 551 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,787 They weren't fighting. 552 00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,422 I see. 553 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:32,580 And who started it-- the not fighting? 554 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:33,660 Hmm? Mr. Tully, 555 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:36,529 perhaps you could shed some light on the subject. 556 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:38,932 Mr. Kountze? 557 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,834 Mr. Smith? 558 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:42,836 Mr. Ollerman? 559 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:45,238 Mr. Park? 560 00:26:45,238 --> 00:26:49,750 All right, then, uh, we'll do it like the Roman legions. 561 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,277 Absent a confession, one man's sin 562 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,279 is every man's suffering. 563 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:56,316 For every minute the truth is withheld, 564 00:26:56,316 --> 00:26:58,985 you will all receive a detention. 565 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,755 And I thought all the Nazis were hiding in Argentina. 566 00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:03,723 Stifle it, Tully. 567 00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:08,962 Now, uh, in the first of said detentions, 568 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:14,134 you will clean the library, top to bottom. 569 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:16,202 Scraping the underside of the desks, 570 00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:19,372 which are caked with snot and gum 571 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:23,443 and all manner of ancient, unspeakable proteins. 572 00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:27,180 Ah, on your hands and knees, down in the dust, 573 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:31,184 breathing in the dead skin of generations of students 574 00:27:31,184 --> 00:27:34,387 and desiccated ****roach ***holes. 575 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:35,822 It was Kountze! 576 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,857 (Alex panting) 577 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,859 Kountze started it. 578 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,662 Bravo, Mr. Ollerman. 579 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,998 Bravo. 580 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,350 (quiet, indistinct chatter) 581 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:56,910 (light laughter) 582 00:28:03,383 --> 00:28:05,685 Lovely. 583 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:07,187 Thank you, Mary. 584 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,563 Didn't we already have this for lunch? 585 00:28:16,563 --> 00:28:18,164 And it was crappy then. 586 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,733 PAUL: Consider yourselves lucky. 587 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:23,670 During the Third Punic campaign, 149 to 146 BC, 588 00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:25,739 the Romans laid siege to Carthage 589 00:28:25,739 --> 00:28:27,907 for three entire years. 590 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:29,709 - (door opens) - By the time it ended, 591 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,845 the Carthaginians were reduced to eating sand 592 00:28:31,845 --> 00:28:33,847 and drinking their own urine. 593 00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:36,316 Hence the term "punitive." 594 00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:39,953 Uh... (sniffs) Mary? 595 00:28:39,953 --> 00:28:42,122 Maybe you would, uh... 596 00:28:42,122 --> 00:28:44,157 maybe you would care to join us? 597 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:53,266 No, I'm all right. Thank you. 598 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,707 (door opens and closes) 599 00:29:00,707 --> 00:29:03,910 I mean, I know she's sad about her son and everything, 600 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:06,479 but still, she's getting paid to do a job, 601 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:09,149 and she should do it well, right? 602 00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:13,219 But I guess, no matter how bad a cook she is, 603 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:14,921 now they can never fire her. 604 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,691 Will you shut up! 605 00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:23,229 You have no idea what that woman has been thr... 606 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:24,931 (sighs) 607 00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:31,338 You know, Mr. Kountze, for most people, 608 00:29:31,338 --> 00:29:33,406 life is like a henhouse ladder. 609 00:29:33,406 --> 00:29:35,241 Shitty and short. 610 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:38,678 You were born lucky. 611 00:29:38,678 --> 00:29:40,847 Maybe someday, you entitled little degenerates 612 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:42,415 will appreciate that. 613 00:29:42,415 --> 00:29:44,984 If you don't, I feel sorry for you 614 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:47,187 and we will have failed to do our jobs. 615 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:49,222 Now, eat. 616 00:29:59,566 --> 00:30:03,670 ♪ God rest ye merry, gentlemen ♪ 617 00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:07,841 ♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪ 618 00:30:07,841 --> 00:30:12,120 ♪ Remember Christ our Savior ♪ 619 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,483 ♪ Was born on Christmas Day ♪ 620 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:20,620 ♪ To save us all from Satan's power ♪ 621 00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:24,357 ♪ When we were gone astray ♪ 622 00:30:24,357 --> 00:30:30,463 ♪ O tidings of comfort and joy ♪ 623 00:30:30,463 --> 00:30:32,866 ♪ And joy ♪ 624 00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:35,468 ♪ O tidings of... ♪ 625 00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:37,700 BOB EUBANKS (over TV): That's right. 626 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,739 (cheering and applause over TV) 627 00:30:39,739 --> 00:30:41,641 Next question for five points, girls. 628 00:30:41,641 --> 00:30:44,644 What are the dimensions of the car you drive most? 629 00:30:44,644 --> 00:30:46,680 And that means width by length. 630 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,682 The dimensions of the car you drive most. Jerry? 631 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,750 JERRY (over TV): It's pretty long. 632 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,586 Oh, let's see. Maybe, uh, 8 by 80? 633 00:30:53,586 --> 00:30:55,689 (laughter over TV) 634 00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:00,930 EUBANKS: What's the name of your car, Union Pacific? 635 00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:01,494 (Paul clears throat) 636 00:31:01,494 --> 00:31:04,300 - Oh, good evening. - Good evening. 637 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:05,765 What's this? 638 00:31:05,765 --> 00:31:07,701 You don't know The Newlywed Game? 639 00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:09,869 - No. - What planet have you been living on? 640 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,380 I don't really watch television. 641 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:14,174 It's a show where they ask couples questions 642 00:31:14,174 --> 00:31:16,176 to see how well they know each other. 643 00:31:16,176 --> 00:31:17,944 That sounds like courting disaster. 644 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:20,947 Yeah, that's the whole damn point. 645 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:22,615 Sit down. 646 00:31:22,615 --> 00:31:24,117 Come on. 647 00:31:24,117 --> 00:31:26,219 Broaden your horizons. 648 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:32,192 (sighs) This is a rerun from July. 649 00:31:32,192 --> 00:31:34,527 Which is why they're playing for Weber barbecues 650 00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:36,960 and picnic utensils. 651 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,365 - PAUL: Fascinating. - MARY: Mm-hmm. 652 00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:39,766 EUBANKS: If we ever take separate vacations, 653 00:31:39,766 --> 00:31:41,234 I am sending my wife to blank... 654 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:43,937 - Oh. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 655 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:46,600 (chatter continues over TV) 656 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:51,644 So, how are the boys? 657 00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:54,347 Broken in body and spirit. 658 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:59,219 Okay, well, it is the holidays, so, you know, go easy on them. 659 00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:00,720 Oh, please. 660 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,890 They've had it easy their whole lives. 661 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:04,891 You don't know that. 662 00:32:04,891 --> 00:32:06,426 Did you? 663 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:10,497 Besides, everybody should be with their people on Christmas. 664 00:32:10,497 --> 00:32:12,232 - WOMAN: Hawaii, probably. - EUBANKS: Hawaii. All right. 665 00:32:12,232 --> 00:32:13,500 He says he's gonna send you to Santa Ana 666 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,435 and he's going to Las Vegas. 667 00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:16,970 MAN: Nobody can watch you in Siberia. 668 00:32:16,970 --> 00:32:18,672 Where are you going? 669 00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:20,840 - To Vegas. - Las Vegas? 670 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,510 - Yeah. - (sighs) 671 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:25,512 - No. - (audience murmurs, laughs) 672 00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:27,847 Those two are going to get a divorce. 673 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:29,482 How do you know? 674 00:32:29,482 --> 00:32:31,618 I recognize that look of stale disappointment. 675 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,620 - (chuckling) - She hates him. 676 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,689 Oh. 677 00:32:35,689 --> 00:32:37,757 How long were you married? 678 00:32:37,757 --> 00:32:39,693 I was engaged to Curtis's father. 679 00:32:39,693 --> 00:32:42,862 - Mm. - But he died before I gave birth. 680 00:32:42,862 --> 00:32:44,664 Harold. 681 00:32:44,664 --> 00:32:47,200 He worked in the shipyard. 682 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,703 And one day, they was carrying this big, uh, 683 00:32:49,703 --> 00:32:53,106 cargo pallet, and the cable snapped. 684 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:55,800 Hit him right across the head. 685 00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:59,179 They were good men. 686 00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:00,680 Both of them. 687 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,983 And neither of them made it to 25. 688 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:06,553 My baby wasn't even 20. 689 00:33:07,887 --> 00:33:10,156 I'm so sorry. 690 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:13,159 I took this job when Curtis was small 691 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:14,894 because I wanted to ensure 692 00:33:14,894 --> 00:33:16,963 that he was going to have a good education. 693 00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:19,499 - You know he flourished here. - Yes. No, he was a great kid. 694 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:20,900 - I had him one semester. - Mm-hmm. 695 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,535 Very insightful. 696 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:24,604 Mm-hmm. He hated you. 697 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,274 He said you were a real ***hole. 698 00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:32,345 Well, uh, like I said... (chuckles) 699 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,447 sharp kid. Insightful. 700 00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:40,687 He had his heart set on Swarthmore. 701 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:43,523 And he had the grades, but I didn't have the money. 702 00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:46,593 Even with financial aid, it wasn't enough. 703 00:33:46,593 --> 00:33:50,830 So, when he got called up and no student deferment, 704 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,699 off he went. 705 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:55,702 Do you know what he said to me? 706 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:59,673 He said, "Hey, Ma, look at the upside. 707 00:33:59,673 --> 00:34:04,411 When I get discharged, I can go to college on the GI Bill." 708 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:08,381 College. 709 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:16,556 And here we are. 710 00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:21,428 With my Curtis in the cold ground 711 00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:23,963 and those boys safe and warm in their beds. 712 00:34:25,965 --> 00:34:27,467 It's like you said. 713 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,690 How'd you say it? 714 00:34:29,690 --> 00:34:31,370 "Life is like a henhouse ladder." 715 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:32,872 - (Paul chuckles) - That's right. 716 00:34:32,872 --> 00:34:35,141 I can hear everything you're saying from the kitchen. 717 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,770 Especially that Kountze kid. 718 00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:39,612 Crown prince of all the little ***holes. 719 00:34:39,612 --> 00:34:41,281 - (chuckles) - MAN (over TV): It's zero. 720 00:34:41,281 --> 00:34:42,782 EUBANKS: Zero. She said it is zero! 721 00:34:42,782 --> 00:34:44,584 Couple number one, Mike and Sherry McCray, 722 00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:46,653 you are our grand prize winner! 723 00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:49,322 (applause, cheering over TV) 724 00:34:55,695 --> 00:34:58,331 All right, you fetid layabouts. 725 00:34:58,331 --> 00:35:00,660 It's daylight in the swamp! 726 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:01,568 (clanging) 727 00:35:01,568 --> 00:35:02,969 Arise! 728 00:35:02,969 --> 00:35:04,771 (students groaning) 729 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:07,607 ("Carol of the Drum (Little Drummer Boy)" playing) 730 00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:09,309 Speed, gentlemen. 731 00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:11,411 Speed! 732 00:35:11,411 --> 00:35:15,115 Without sufficient exercise, the body devours itself. 733 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:16,649 That's it! 734 00:35:16,649 --> 00:35:18,518 Good. 735 00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:21,421 (coughing) 736 00:35:21,421 --> 00:35:23,289 ♪ Our finest gifts we bring, pa-rum pum pum pum ♪ 737 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,158 (sniffs, coughs) 738 00:35:26,393 --> 00:35:29,329 ♪ To lay before the King, pa-rum pum pum pum ♪ 739 00:35:29,329 --> 00:35:33,533 ♪ Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum ♪ 740 00:35:37,504 --> 00:35:39,839 ♪ Baby Jesus... ♪ 741 00:35:39,839 --> 00:35:41,641 What about your car? 742 00:35:41,641 --> 00:35:43,777 We can take it, go somewhere. Boston, maybe? 743 00:35:43,777 --> 00:35:45,812 Nah, we'd get in so much trouble. 744 00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:48,148 Face it. We're stuck. 745 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:50,350 If we just had some way to get out of here. 746 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:52,919 - Yo. - Just split. 747 00:35:52,919 --> 00:35:55,422 Well, you could put a chopper down right in the quad. 748 00:35:55,422 --> 00:35:56,589 What? 749 00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,458 A helicopter, dumb***. 750 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:00,593 His old man's the CEO of Pratt & Whitney. 751 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,195 Yeah, he's got his own bird. 752 00:36:02,195 --> 00:36:03,930 He takes it from Stamford to the city every morning. 753 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:05,298 Lands it right in the backyard. 754 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:07,330 The pilot's name is Wild Bill. 755 00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:10,136 - Wild Bill? - Yeah. 756 00:36:10,136 --> 00:36:12,272 He flew up to Haystack with it. 757 00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:14,941 Took the presents and everything, minus me. 758 00:36:14,941 --> 00:36:17,544 Flying with presents, like Santa Claus. 759 00:36:17,544 --> 00:36:18,978 Yeah. 760 00:36:18,978 --> 00:36:20,847 Just like Santa Claus. (whistles) 761 00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:22,716 Hey. 762 00:36:22,716 --> 00:36:24,651 Oh, let's go, let's go! 763 00:36:24,651 --> 00:36:28,355 You know, if I were back home right now in Provo, 764 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:31,725 it'd be really warm inside. 765 00:36:31,725 --> 00:36:35,528 And my mom, she'd be making me baked apples, 766 00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:39,132 and the whole house would smell like cinnamon and brown sugar. 767 00:36:39,132 --> 00:36:41,340 That sounds so nice. 768 00:36:42,402 --> 00:36:43,837 JASON: Touchdown! 769 00:36:43,837 --> 00:36:46,139 (Teddy grunting) 770 00:36:46,139 --> 00:36:47,574 Hey! 771 00:36:47,574 --> 00:36:49,900 (laughs) That's what you get 772 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:50,877 for ratting me out, you little Mormon! 773 00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:53,580 - (grunts, laughs) - ALEX: What? 774 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,814 TEDDY: Let's go! 775 00:36:54,814 --> 00:36:56,750 What's Fork Union? 776 00:36:56,750 --> 00:37:01,187 Uh, before, you said you don't want to end up at Fork Union. 777 00:37:01,187 --> 00:37:04,591 It's a military academy in Virginia. 778 00:37:04,591 --> 00:37:07,394 That's where I'm going if I get kicked out of school again. 779 00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:10,597 How many schools have you been kicked out of? 780 00:37:10,597 --> 00:37:12,265 Three. 781 00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:14,100 That's why I'm still a junior. 782 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:16,369 - Give or take a semester. - ALEX: It's gone! 783 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,938 My glove's gone. 784 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:21,941 Twisted ****er orphaned that glove on purpose. 785 00:37:21,941 --> 00:37:25,311 Left you with one so the loss would sting that much more. 786 00:37:29,649 --> 00:37:32,118 ♪ ♪ 787 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,803 ♪ ♪ 788 00:37:49,803 --> 00:37:52,138 (deep, shuddering breath) 789 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,890 ♪ ♪ 790 00:38:23,203 --> 00:38:25,672 (crying) 791 00:38:34,881 --> 00:38:36,149 Hey. 792 00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:39,686 You all right? 793 00:38:39,686 --> 00:38:41,621 (voice shaking): I had a nightmare. 794 00:38:41,621 --> 00:38:43,757 I get nightmares too. 795 00:38:43,757 --> 00:38:46,192 I'm always falling or drowning. 796 00:38:46,192 --> 00:38:48,194 Also... 797 00:38:48,194 --> 00:38:50,196 (sobbing) 798 00:38:50,196 --> 00:38:52,650 I had an accident. 799 00:38:58,238 --> 00:39:00,106 Yeah, you did. 800 00:39:00,106 --> 00:39:02,876 Shh. Stop crying. 801 00:39:02,876 --> 00:39:05,478 If they hear you, they'll crucify you. 802 00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:08,214 Which would be ironic since you're Buddhist. 803 00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:10,817 I know this is an excellent school, 804 00:39:10,817 --> 00:39:13,319 and my brothers went here, 805 00:39:13,319 --> 00:39:15,789 but I miss my family, 806 00:39:15,789 --> 00:39:18,240 and I have no friends. 807 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:22,262 Yeah, well, friends are overrated. 808 00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:26,399 I'll help you hide the sheets in the morning, all right? 809 00:39:26,399 --> 00:39:30,203 In the meantime, find a dry spot and try to get some sleep. 810 00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:32,380 Thank you. 811 00:39:37,444 --> 00:39:39,346 ****ing asparagus. 812 00:40:02,535 --> 00:40:04,571 (clearing throat) 813 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:08,375 (whispering): Are you kidding me? 814 00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:11,211 It's only 11:00, and he's already lit. 815 00:40:11,211 --> 00:40:13,460 I can smell the whiskey on him. 816 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:15,682 Can you blame him? It's freezing in here. 817 00:40:15,682 --> 00:40:18,184 It's ****ing Greenland in here. 818 00:40:18,184 --> 00:40:20,920 (helicopter whirring in distance) 819 00:40:33,967 --> 00:40:35,568 What the hell is that? 820 00:40:35,568 --> 00:40:37,637 (whirring continues) 821 00:41:00,694 --> 00:41:01,995 JASON: I knew it! 822 00:41:01,995 --> 00:41:04,464 He finally caved, the big softie. 823 00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:08,501 Hey, any of you guys like to ski? 824 00:41:09,936 --> 00:41:11,971 ♪ ♪ 825 00:41:13,606 --> 00:41:15,275 PAUL: Thank you. 826 00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:17,243 Goodbye, now. 827 00:41:17,243 --> 00:41:19,946 (chatter continues indistinctly) 828 00:41:19,946 --> 00:41:22,150 ♪ ♪ 829 00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:25,485 Yes! 830 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:33,693 Well, good news, gentlemen. 831 00:41:33,693 --> 00:41:36,296 I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup and your parents. 832 00:41:36,296 --> 00:41:38,732 Uh, most of them, anyway. 833 00:41:39,866 --> 00:41:42,335 Try calling again. Just one more time, please. 834 00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:43,937 There's no point. 835 00:41:43,937 --> 00:41:45,638 The front desk says they're not answering. 836 00:41:45,638 --> 00:41:47,807 He says they're away on some excursion. 837 00:41:47,807 --> 00:41:49,876 - Excursion. - (chuckles) 838 00:41:49,876 --> 00:41:52,512 I'm as disappointed as you are, if not more so. 839 00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:54,547 I could have been spending the rest of my vacation 840 00:41:54,547 --> 00:41:56,716 reading mystery novels. 841 00:41:56,716 --> 00:41:59,386 Maybe they're back now. Just call again, please. 842 00:42:00,587 --> 00:42:02,550 Okay. 843 00:42:07,761 --> 00:42:09,362 Happy holidays. 844 00:42:09,362 --> 00:42:11,431 Same to you. 845 00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:16,690 Take care, Tully. 846 00:42:17,504 --> 00:42:19,806 I guess that just leaves you, huh? 847 00:42:19,806 --> 00:42:22,420 Be sure to do all your homework. 848 00:42:23,576 --> 00:42:25,211 Oh, almost forgot. 849 00:42:25,211 --> 00:42:27,380 I found that picture you were looking for. 850 00:42:28,548 --> 00:42:30,583 Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully. 851 00:42:33,353 --> 00:42:35,288 (Teddy laughing) 852 00:42:37,624 --> 00:42:39,292 Bye, Angus. 853 00:42:43,196 --> 00:42:46,166 ♪ ♪ 854 00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:48,234 (indistinct chatter) 855 00:43:09,389 --> 00:43:12,692 (Paul sighs) 856 00:43:12,692 --> 00:43:15,495 Well, let's make the best of it, shall we? 857 00:43:17,263 --> 00:43:19,232 (sighs) 858 00:43:19,232 --> 00:43:21,735 WOMAN (over TV): Oh, I suppose, um, 859 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:23,703 - Stan Laurel, maybe, because... - EUBANKS: Stan Laurel. 860 00:43:23,703 --> 00:43:25,772 All right. Your husband said his favorite silent movie star 861 00:43:25,772 --> 00:43:28,608 is Rudolph Valentino. 862 00:43:28,608 --> 00:43:31,770 - Oh. He is good. - MAN: Well, yeah. 863 00:43:31,770 --> 00:43:32,312 (laughter over TV) 864 00:43:32,312 --> 00:43:33,980 (Paul chuckles) 865 00:43:33,980 --> 00:43:35,582 EUBANKS: The last of our five-point questions, girls... 866 00:43:35,582 --> 00:43:37,917 How about you? You ever been married? 867 00:43:37,917 --> 00:43:41,221 (scoffs, chuckles) 868 00:43:41,221 --> 00:43:43,623 No. I did get close once. 869 00:43:43,623 --> 00:43:45,759 Right after college. 870 00:43:45,759 --> 00:43:47,394 MARY: And? 871 00:43:47,394 --> 00:43:49,396 PAUL: We came to our senses. 872 00:43:49,396 --> 00:43:54,670 This is not exactly a face forged for romance, Mary. 873 00:43:54,670 --> 00:43:56,770 Yeah, and the... 874 00:43:56,770 --> 00:43:58,571 And, you know... 875 00:43:58,571 --> 00:43:59,806 What? 876 00:44:00,874 --> 00:44:02,676 Nothing. 877 00:44:02,676 --> 00:44:05,679 I don't know. I like being alone. 878 00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:09,182 I've always found myself drawn to the aesthetic. 879 00:44:09,182 --> 00:44:11,840 Like a monk. 880 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,353 The forgoing of sensual pleasures 881 00:44:13,353 --> 00:44:15,288 for the achievement of spiritual goals. 882 00:44:15,288 --> 00:44:16,790 - Spiritual goals? - Mm-hmm. 883 00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:18,358 - You? - (chuckles) 884 00:44:18,358 --> 00:44:19,793 What spiritual goals are we talking about? 885 00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:21,161 You go to church? 886 00:44:21,161 --> 00:44:23,163 - Mm, only when required. - Exactly. 887 00:44:23,163 --> 00:44:25,465 When's the last time you even left campus? 888 00:44:25,465 --> 00:44:27,467 - I go into town all the time. - Oh. 889 00:44:27,467 --> 00:44:29,469 For groceries and various errands 890 00:44:29,469 --> 00:44:30,970 - and appointments. - Mm-hmm. 891 00:44:30,970 --> 00:44:33,273 (sighs, stammers) 892 00:44:33,273 --> 00:44:36,142 Okay, yes, I don't leave campus often. 893 00:44:36,142 --> 00:44:37,644 I don't really feel the need. 894 00:44:37,644 --> 00:44:39,379 Let me ask you something. 895 00:44:39,379 --> 00:44:42,816 If you could go anywhere on Earth, where would you go? 896 00:44:42,816 --> 00:44:44,351 (chuckling): Oh. 897 00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:46,686 Greece, Italy, 898 00:44:46,686 --> 00:44:49,689 Egypt, Peru, Carthage. 899 00:44:49,689 --> 00:44:51,791 Tunisia now, of course. 900 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:54,361 In college, I started a monograph on Carthage. 901 00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:57,197 I'd like to finish that someday. 902 00:44:57,197 --> 00:45:00,834 (sighs) A monograph is like a book, o-only shorter. 903 00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:03,300 I know what a monograph is. 904 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,710 Why not just write a book? 905 00:45:06,773 --> 00:45:09,442 I'm not sure I have an entire book in me. 906 00:45:11,110 --> 00:45:14,114 You can't even dream a whole dream, can you? 907 00:45:16,349 --> 00:45:18,885 (grunting softly) 908 00:45:22,555 --> 00:45:24,457 (groans) 909 00:45:35,802 --> 00:45:37,270 (sighs) 910 00:45:37,270 --> 00:45:39,739 Monet, Manet, Picasso. 911 00:45:39,739 --> 00:45:41,741 (passes gas) 912 00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,914 (takes deep breath) 913 00:45:51,818 --> 00:45:53,887 (Paul snoring) 914 00:46:08,401 --> 00:46:11,438 ("Crying, Laughing, Loving, Lying" by Labi Siffre playing) 915 00:46:16,309 --> 00:46:18,845 ♪ Crying ♪ 916 00:46:20,914 --> 00:46:25,685 ♪ Crying never did nobody no good no how ♪ 917 00:46:29,989 --> 00:46:32,125 ♪ That's why I ♪ 918 00:46:34,961 --> 00:46:38,431 ♪ I don't cry ♪ 919 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,839 ♪ Laughing ♪ 920 00:46:47,607 --> 00:46:52,345 ♪ Laughing sometimes does somebody some good somehow ♪ 921 00:46:54,347 --> 00:46:56,850 ♪ That's why I ♪ 922 00:46:58,885 --> 00:47:02,555 ♪ I'm laughing now ♪ 923 00:47:03,957 --> 00:47:06,459 ♪ That's why I ♪ 924 00:47:08,294 --> 00:47:12,165 ♪ I'm laughing now. ♪ 925 00:47:25,450 --> 00:47:27,800 (song ends) 926 00:47:49,202 --> 00:47:51,805 (takes deep breath) 927 00:47:51,805 --> 00:47:53,273 (Paul clears throat) 928 00:47:54,274 --> 00:47:56,420 I have a surprise. 929 00:47:58,110 --> 00:48:00,647 Uh, these were a gift to me, 930 00:48:00,647 --> 00:48:03,717 and I would like to share them with both of you. 931 00:48:04,784 --> 00:48:07,354 Look at them. Look at all the festive shapes. 932 00:48:07,354 --> 00:48:10,590 Snowflakes and gingerbread men. A tree. 933 00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:13,193 A little mitten. (chuckles) 934 00:48:13,193 --> 00:48:15,462 Mmm. (chuckles) 935 00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:18,365 Mmm. 936 00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:21,434 May I go to the bathroom, sir? 937 00:48:21,434 --> 00:48:23,269 You may. 938 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:28,341 (sighs) 939 00:48:28,341 --> 00:48:30,210 Well, I'm trying. 940 00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:32,278 (laughing) 941 00:48:34,881 --> 00:48:36,282 Mmm. 942 00:48:36,282 --> 00:48:37,884 If you don't have a single room, 943 00:48:37,884 --> 00:48:39,753 uh, I'll take a junior suite or the equivalent. 944 00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:41,721 I fully understand it's the holidays, 945 00:48:41,721 --> 00:48:43,356 but it's kind of an emergency. 946 00:48:43,356 --> 00:48:45,225 Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. 947 00:48:45,225 --> 00:48:46,726 Mr. Tully, what are you doing? 948 00:48:46,726 --> 00:48:48,128 Uh, no, no credit card. 949 00:48:48,128 --> 00:48:49,529 I'll pay cash or traveler's checks. 950 00:48:49,529 --> 00:48:50,864 I didn't say you could use the phone. 951 00:48:50,864 --> 00:48:52,365 (chuckling): Okay, I see. 952 00:48:52,365 --> 00:48:53,366 Is there anywhere else you could recommend? 953 00:48:53,366 --> 00:48:54,934 Maybe downtown or... 954 00:48:54,934 --> 00:48:57,370 - Was that a hotel? - None of your business. 955 00:48:57,370 --> 00:49:00,400 It is absolutely my business. I'm looking after you. 956 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,908 Looking after me? Really? 957 00:49:01,908 --> 00:49:03,977 - Like what? Like my warden? - (scoffs) 958 00:49:03,977 --> 00:49:05,545 Like my butler? 959 00:49:05,545 --> 00:49:07,414 There's nobody here, okay? 960 00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:09,315 Just us two losers and a grieving mom. 961 00:49:09,315 --> 00:49:11,510 So let's cut the shit. 962 00:49:11,510 --> 00:49:13,530 You stay out of my way, and I'll stay out of yours. 963 00:49:13,530 --> 00:49:14,921 - That's a detention. - (groans) 964 00:49:14,921 --> 00:49:16,623 You just earned yourself a detention, sir. 965 00:49:16,623 --> 00:49:18,425 Now, get back here! 966 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:21,327 Being here with you is already one big ****ing detention! 967 00:49:21,327 --> 00:49:23,897 Son of a *****, that's another detention! 968 00:49:23,897 --> 00:49:25,665 ("Deck the Halls" by The Swingle Singers playing) 969 00:49:25,665 --> 00:49:26,933 Mr. Tully! 970 00:49:28,868 --> 00:49:31,237 I don't know what you're playing at, Mr. Tully, 971 00:49:31,237 --> 00:49:33,740 but you are courting disaster! 972 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:36,309 Without exercise, the body devours itself. 973 00:49:36,309 --> 00:49:39,112 You are careening towards suspension! 974 00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:40,613 (grumbles) 975 00:49:44,170 --> 00:49:46,520 (panting) 976 00:49:51,570 --> 00:49:53,126 (panting heavily) 977 00:50:05,905 --> 00:50:08,141 Don't even think about it, Mr. Tully. 978 00:50:08,141 --> 00:50:12,278 You are a hair's breadth from suspension. 979 00:50:12,278 --> 00:50:15,148 I'll wash my hands of you, you hear me? 980 00:50:15,148 --> 00:50:17,150 Wash my hands. 981 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,721 Stop right there. 982 00:50:21,721 --> 00:50:24,924 You know the gym is strictly off-limits. 983 00:50:26,326 --> 00:50:28,294 This is your Rubicon. 984 00:50:28,294 --> 00:50:31,598 Do not cross the Rubicon. 985 00:50:35,368 --> 00:50:37,671 Alea jacta est. 986 00:50:44,611 --> 00:50:47,380 (Angus screaming) 987 00:50:51,217 --> 00:50:53,586 Oh, ****! Ow! 988 00:50:53,586 --> 00:50:56,222 Jesus, Mr. Hunham! ****! 989 00:50:57,390 --> 00:50:58,892 Hurry up! Hurry! 990 00:50:58,892 --> 00:51:00,927 I am hurrying! 991 00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:02,662 I was on thin ice already. 992 00:51:02,662 --> 00:51:04,898 If Woodrup finds out, the facts won't matter. 993 00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:06,900 - He'll make it my fault. - It is your fault! 994 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:08,868 You were supposed to be looking after me. 995 00:51:08,868 --> 00:51:10,503 I told you to stop. 996 00:51:10,503 --> 00:51:12,238 You said you washed your hands of me. 997 00:51:12,238 --> 00:51:13,707 No, I meant it metaphorically! 998 00:51:13,707 --> 00:51:15,709 Of course you meant it metaphorically. 999 00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:18,745 What were you going to do, actually go and wash your hands? 1000 00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:20,613 This is the end. 1001 00:51:20,613 --> 00:51:23,490 They'll inform the school who will inform your parents, 1002 00:51:23,490 --> 00:51:24,584 and then it's curtains. 1003 00:51:24,584 --> 00:51:26,353 (chuckles) 1004 00:51:26,353 --> 00:51:28,855 You're gonna get me fired. 1005 00:51:28,855 --> 00:51:31,224 You. (scoffs) 1006 00:51:31,224 --> 00:51:32,892 I'm the one that might lose an arm, 1007 00:51:32,892 --> 00:51:35,228 and all you can think about is yourself. 1008 00:51:35,228 --> 00:51:36,863 NURSE: If you could fill this out, please. 1009 00:51:36,863 --> 00:51:38,598 Admissions and insurance. 1010 00:51:41,167 --> 00:51:43,636 (Paul sighs) 1011 00:51:43,636 --> 00:51:45,271 Excuse me. 1012 00:51:47,407 --> 00:51:50,977 Is there any way we could skip this whole insurance thing? 1013 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,712 It's just standard procedure. 1014 00:51:52,712 --> 00:51:54,447 ANGUS: I understand, but look, um, 1015 00:51:54,447 --> 00:51:56,716 we were over at Squantz Pond playing hockey, 1016 00:51:56,716 --> 00:51:58,151 and I slipped on the ice. 1017 00:51:58,151 --> 00:51:59,786 Angus, what are you doing? 1018 00:51:59,786 --> 00:52:02,789 My mom told him not to take me, but I made him. 1019 00:52:02,789 --> 00:52:04,290 My folks are divorced. 1020 00:52:04,290 --> 00:52:06,590 We don't get to see each other very often. 1021 00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:08,294 She'll be mad as a hornet if she finds out. 1022 00:52:08,294 --> 00:52:09,796 NURSE: Okay, that's your business, 1023 00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,498 but we just have certain protocols. 1024 00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:13,233 - Yeah. Protocols. - Please. 1025 00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:15,135 I never get to see my dad. 1026 00:52:15,135 --> 00:52:17,637 It was my fault. All mine. 1027 00:52:17,637 --> 00:52:20,173 I don't want to get him in any trouble. 1028 00:52:20,173 --> 00:52:22,976 I don't want her dragging you into court again. 1029 00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:25,245 We can skip the insurance thing. 1030 00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:27,614 We can pay cash. 1031 00:52:27,614 --> 00:52:29,916 Right, Dad? 1032 00:52:29,916 --> 00:52:32,252 DOCTOR: So the good news is nothing's broken, 1033 00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:34,921 but you did dislocate your shoulder pretty badly. 1034 00:52:34,921 --> 00:52:36,790 What does that mean? 1035 00:52:36,790 --> 00:52:39,759 Well, that means that your arm has popped out of the socket. 1036 00:52:39,759 --> 00:52:42,362 And we just need to pop it back in. 1037 00:52:43,963 --> 00:52:46,132 I'm going to have you lie down. 1038 00:52:47,667 --> 00:52:49,636 - Nice and easy. - Is this going to hurt? 1039 00:52:49,636 --> 00:52:51,871 - (groaning) - Any more than it does now? 1040 00:52:51,871 --> 00:52:53,940 Not if you relax. 1041 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:57,544 The key is just to relax as best as you can. 1042 00:52:58,545 --> 00:53:00,130 (Angus continues groaning) 1043 00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:02,849 DOCTOR: Deep breaths. Deep breaths. 1044 00:53:02,849 --> 00:53:04,918 (rapid, shuddering breaths) 1045 00:53:06,586 --> 00:53:08,288 On the count of three. 1046 00:53:08,288 --> 00:53:11,491 One, two, three. 1047 00:53:11,491 --> 00:53:13,360 (yelling in pain) 1048 00:53:16,663 --> 00:53:18,465 - (joint pops) - Jesus! 1049 00:53:18,465 --> 00:53:20,934 (Angus screams) 1050 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,504 Barton men don't do that. 1051 00:53:24,504 --> 00:53:25,839 Do what? 1052 00:53:25,839 --> 00:53:27,507 Barton men don't lie. 1053 00:53:27,507 --> 00:53:29,642 Yeah, well, I had momentum. 1054 00:53:29,642 --> 00:53:31,444 PAUL: Mm-hmm. 1055 00:53:35,448 --> 00:53:37,500 Hello. 1056 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,185 We have this prescription. 1057 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,155 Percodan. Okay. 1058 00:53:42,155 --> 00:53:43,823 Uh, give me a couple minutes. 1059 00:53:43,823 --> 00:53:45,625 PAUL: Thank you. 1060 00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:48,995 Look, you said, if Woodrup finds out, you're screwed, 1061 00:53:48,995 --> 00:53:50,363 so now he won't find out. 1062 00:53:50,363 --> 00:53:52,980 What happens if your parents inquire? 1063 00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:53,767 (scoffs) Never gonna happen. 1064 00:53:53,767 --> 00:53:55,680 Trust me. 1065 00:53:56,703 --> 00:54:00,206 Okay, then. This all remains entre nous. 1066 00:54:00,206 --> 00:54:02,208 Got it? You know what entre nous means? 1067 00:54:02,208 --> 00:54:04,277 Oui, monsieur. 1068 00:54:04,277 --> 00:54:05,745 Now you owe me. 1069 00:54:05,745 --> 00:54:07,614 Owe you? 1070 00:54:07,614 --> 00:54:09,916 Oh, do not try to leverage me, Mr. Tully. 1071 00:54:09,916 --> 00:54:12,352 All I'm looking for is a little thank-you 1072 00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:14,587 that I did something nice for you. 1073 00:54:15,722 --> 00:54:17,524 That's all. 1074 00:54:17,524 --> 00:54:20,126 ("No Matter What" by Badfinger playing) 1075 00:54:20,126 --> 00:54:22,529 ANGUS: Think I'll start with a beer. How about you? 1076 00:54:22,529 --> 00:54:24,964 PAUL: Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully. 1077 00:54:24,964 --> 00:54:27,100 Get your cheeseburger. 1078 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,135 - They've got Miller High Life. - Mm. 1079 00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:31,304 - The champagne of beers. - Oh. 1080 00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:36,760 Okay, you ready to order? Oh! 1081 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,440 Miss Crane. 1082 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,312 As I live and breathe. 1083 00:54:39,312 --> 00:54:41,247 What-what... what are you doing here? 1084 00:54:41,247 --> 00:54:42,816 (laughing): Oh. Hi, guys. 1085 00:54:42,816 --> 00:54:44,751 Yeah, I always pick up a little extra work 1086 00:54:44,751 --> 00:54:46,319 over Thanksgiving and Christmas. 1087 00:54:46,319 --> 00:54:48,221 Ah. 1088 00:54:48,221 --> 00:54:50,957 Well, um, this is Mr. Tully. 1089 00:54:50,957 --> 00:54:52,959 MISS CRANE: Oh, sure. I know you. 1090 00:54:52,959 --> 00:54:54,327 Angus Tully. 1091 00:54:54,327 --> 00:54:55,929 We met outside Dr. Woodrup's office. 1092 00:54:55,929 --> 00:54:57,964 I was wrongly accused of blowing up a toilet. 1093 00:54:57,964 --> 00:55:00,433 I didn't know about the wrongly part. 1094 00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:01,768 (chuckling) 1095 00:55:01,768 --> 00:55:03,503 Um, he'll have a cheeseburger. 1096 00:55:03,503 --> 00:55:04,637 MISS CRANE: Okay. 1097 00:55:04,637 --> 00:55:05,939 And a Miller High Life, please. 1098 00:55:05,939 --> 00:55:07,941 PAUL: Uh, no, you will not. 1099 00:55:07,941 --> 00:55:09,976 Where do you stand on Miller High Life, Miss Crane? 1100 00:55:09,976 --> 00:55:13,847 Well, like they say, it's the champagne of beers. 1101 00:55:13,847 --> 00:55:15,749 - And she's a professional. - PAUL: Okay. 1102 00:55:15,749 --> 00:55:18,510 MISS CRANE (laughs): Okay, one cheeseburger. 1103 00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:21,870 - And a Coke. - MISS CRANE: Okay. 1104 00:55:21,870 --> 00:55:22,822 I will have a cheeseburger as well. 1105 00:55:22,822 --> 00:55:24,357 MISS CRANE (chuckles): Two cheeseburgers. 1106 00:55:24,357 --> 00:55:27,794 - And a Jim Beam on the rocks. - Oh. Okay. 1107 00:55:27,794 --> 00:55:29,950 PAUL: Please. 1108 00:55:29,950 --> 00:55:31,931 Okay. You got it, guys. 1109 00:55:31,931 --> 00:55:34,334 Thank you. 1110 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:35,969 Hmm. 1111 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:39,472 (chuckling): Ouch. You two have chemistry. 1112 00:55:39,472 --> 00:55:41,207 (laughs): Okay. 1113 00:55:41,207 --> 00:55:43,430 That's the Percodan talking. 1114 00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:44,477 I don't know, seeing her like this, 1115 00:55:44,477 --> 00:55:45,845 I think she's pretty attractive. 1116 00:55:45,845 --> 00:55:48,481 Listen, you hormonal vulgarian, 1117 00:55:48,481 --> 00:55:50,884 that woman deserves your respect, 1118 00:55:50,884 --> 00:55:54,487 not your erotic speculation. 1119 00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:56,456 Well, may I at least go to the bathroom? 1120 00:55:56,456 --> 00:55:59,159 - (Paul sighs) - Sir? 1121 00:55:59,159 --> 00:56:00,894 You mean the pay phone? 1122 00:56:09,350 --> 00:56:10,203 - Okay. - Ah. 1123 00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:11,705 A Coke... 1124 00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:13,239 - and a double Jim. - Oh. 1125 00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:14,708 (whispers): I charged you for a single. 1126 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:15,975 - Thank you. - (chuckles) 1127 00:56:15,975 --> 00:56:18,440 - Chin-chin. - Mm-hmm. 1128 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,980 So, how'd you get stuck holding over? 1129 00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:22,582 I thought it was Mr. Endicott's year. 1130 00:56:22,582 --> 00:56:24,517 (chuckles) No, I know. 1131 00:56:24,517 --> 00:56:26,820 Uh, I'm being punished. 1132 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:28,755 Yeah, Dr. Woodrup is, um... 1133 00:56:28,755 --> 00:56:30,924 A pompous *** with a dictator complex? 1134 00:56:30,924 --> 00:56:33,260 (both chuckle) 1135 00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:34,694 Oops. Um... 1136 00:56:34,694 --> 00:56:37,397 Uh, what I meant to say was, uh, 1137 00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:39,999 well, he's a lovely compassionate educator 1138 00:56:39,999 --> 00:56:42,435 - with a really groovy beard. - (both laugh) 1139 00:56:42,435 --> 00:56:45,238 Yeah. You know, I've had a lot of former students 1140 00:56:45,238 --> 00:56:47,700 ascend to positions of authority. 1141 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,509 He's the only one I've ever had to report to. 1142 00:56:49,509 --> 00:56:51,344 - He was your student? - Oh, yes. 1143 00:56:51,344 --> 00:56:52,946 My first year teaching, 1144 00:56:52,946 --> 00:56:55,810 and he was an ***hole even then. 1145 00:56:55,810 --> 00:56:57,217 (both laugh) 1146 00:56:57,217 --> 00:56:59,850 (sighs): Oh. 1147 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:01,921 Well, listen, if you and Angus are really all alone up there, 1148 00:57:01,921 --> 00:57:04,240 I'm having a little Christmas Eve party. 1149 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:06,926 In case, you know, you guys want to stop by. 1150 00:57:09,929 --> 00:57:12,298 ("Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando & Dawn playing) 1151 00:57:12,298 --> 00:57:13,733 ♪ Oh, my sweetness ♪ 1152 00:57:13,733 --> 00:57:15,268 (three drumbeats) 1153 00:57:15,268 --> 00:57:18,505 ♪ Means you'll meet me in the hallway ♪ 1154 00:57:20,573 --> 00:57:22,876 ♪ Twice on the pipe ♪ 1155 00:57:22,876 --> 00:57:26,346 ♪ Means you ain't gonna show ♪ 1156 00:57:28,415 --> 00:57:31,785 ♪ If you look out your window tonight... ♪ 1157 00:57:33,486 --> 00:57:35,755 Sorry, kid. Next game's taken. 1158 00:57:35,755 --> 00:57:37,290 But I just put a dime down. 1159 00:57:37,290 --> 00:57:39,559 I don't care. My buddy's up next. 1160 00:57:39,559 --> 00:57:40,960 That's not how it works. 1161 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,829 That's how it works in here. 1162 00:57:42,829 --> 00:57:44,931 Why don't you go shoot the other ****ing machine? 1163 00:57:44,931 --> 00:57:47,167 Because I don't want to shoot the other ****ing machine. 1164 00:57:47,167 --> 00:57:50,300 - I want to use this one. - ****! 1165 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,739 Thanks for ****ing up my mojo. 1166 00:57:52,739 --> 00:57:54,908 Hey, Kenny, you're up. 1167 00:57:54,908 --> 00:57:56,142 ANGUS: Bullshit. 1168 00:57:56,142 --> 00:57:58,780 I put my dime down. I'm up next. 1169 00:57:58,780 --> 00:57:59,879 What was that? 1170 00:58:03,316 --> 00:58:04,984 Oh. 1171 00:58:09,356 --> 00:58:11,991 Hey, sport, my eyes are up here. 1172 00:58:11,991 --> 00:58:13,827 PINBALL PLAYER: Look at this ****ing kid. 1173 00:58:13,827 --> 00:58:15,995 Spoiled little ****ing Barton boy. 1174 00:58:15,995 --> 00:58:18,298 Yeah, he's a fancy little prick, isn't he? 1175 00:58:18,298 --> 00:58:19,933 You know what? 1176 00:58:19,933 --> 00:58:21,468 You can just take my dime. 1177 00:58:21,468 --> 00:58:23,200 You want me to take your dime? 1178 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,472 Like it's, uh... like it's charity? 1179 00:58:25,472 --> 00:58:27,507 No. What I meant was... 1180 00:58:27,507 --> 00:58:29,376 we could play together. 1181 00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:31,311 Yeah, you could be my left arm. 1182 00:58:31,311 --> 00:58:33,546 The **** did you just say to me? 1183 00:58:34,547 --> 00:58:36,683 - Hey! - Mr. Hunham? 1184 00:58:36,683 --> 00:58:38,118 PAUL: Mm, yes? 1185 00:58:38,118 --> 00:58:39,886 - Mr. Hunham, can we go, please? - Why? 1186 00:58:39,886 --> 00:58:41,521 Uh, I've just been called a fancy little prick. 1187 00:58:41,521 --> 00:58:43,490 - Hey! Why'd you run off? - We should go. 1188 00:58:43,490 --> 00:58:45,250 We were just talking to you. 1189 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:46,526 Don't they teach you manners at that school? 1190 00:58:46,526 --> 00:58:47,494 - No, no, no. No, no. - MISS CRANE: Kenneth! 1191 00:58:47,494 --> 00:58:48,695 Kenneth, leave him alone. 1192 00:58:48,695 --> 00:58:50,797 They just came in for some food. 1193 00:58:50,797 --> 00:58:52,365 PAUL: Kenneth. Kenneth. 1194 00:58:52,365 --> 00:58:53,967 Is that right? 1195 00:58:53,967 --> 00:58:56,136 Uh, I don't doubt he did something to offend you. 1196 00:58:56,136 --> 00:58:58,380 It's his specialty. 1197 00:58:58,380 --> 00:59:00,507 Now, perhaps I can purchase you gentlemen something to imbibe 1198 00:59:00,507 --> 00:59:04,100 and we could let whatever this unfortunate incident is 1199 00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:06,120 go the way of the dodo. 1200 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,714 The what? 1201 00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:09,816 The dodo. It's an extinct bird. 1202 00:59:09,816 --> 00:59:11,384 What he's trying to say is 1203 00:59:11,384 --> 00:59:13,787 he'd like to buy you guys a beer. 1204 00:59:17,290 --> 00:59:19,659 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - PAUL: Great. 1205 00:59:19,659 --> 00:59:21,728 Yeah, yeah. I'll have a Miller. 1206 00:59:21,728 --> 00:59:24,264 Champagne of beers. 1207 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:29,202 Why'd you buy those guys beers? They're ***holes. 1208 00:59:29,202 --> 00:59:31,304 That's one way to look at it. 1209 00:59:32,372 --> 00:59:34,207 Hey. 1210 00:59:34,207 --> 00:59:36,242 Catch. 1211 00:59:36,242 --> 00:59:39,279 How many boys do you know have had their hands blown off? 1212 00:59:40,947 --> 00:59:43,583 Barton boys don't go to Vietnam. 1213 00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:47,454 No, they go to Yale or Dartmouth or Cornell, 1214 00:59:47,454 --> 00:59:50,223 whether they deserve to or not. 1215 00:59:50,223 --> 00:59:54,600 - Except for Curtis Lamb. - Except for Curtis Lamb. 1216 01:00:00,467 --> 01:00:02,902 Were you ever in the military? 1217 01:00:02,902 --> 01:00:06,206 Yes. I tried to enlist in '41, but was rejected. 1218 01:00:06,206 --> 01:00:08,742 I have to get in over there. 1219 01:00:08,742 --> 01:00:11,378 They made me an air raid warden. 1220 01:00:11,378 --> 01:00:13,613 Gave me a whistle and everything. (chuckles) 1221 01:00:13,613 --> 01:00:16,616 Helmet, armband. 1222 01:00:16,616 --> 01:00:19,219 Yeah. 1223 01:00:19,219 --> 01:00:21,721 Before we get going, can I be candid with you? 1224 01:00:21,721 --> 01:00:23,923 Mm-hmm. 1225 01:00:23,923 --> 01:00:25,592 You smell. 1226 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:31,798 Like fish. 1227 01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:33,733 And it's really noticeable towards the end of the day. 1228 01:00:33,733 --> 01:00:35,802 I can even smell it on your coat. 1229 01:00:35,802 --> 01:00:38,371 - Mind if I crack the window? - (sighs) 1230 01:00:40,674 --> 01:00:42,642 Trimethylaminuria. 1231 01:00:42,642 --> 01:00:43,843 Huh? 1232 01:00:43,843 --> 01:00:46,746 Trimethylaminuria. 1233 01:00:46,746 --> 01:00:49,516 Means my body can't break down trimethylamine. 1234 01:00:49,516 --> 01:00:51,184 That's the smell. 1235 01:00:51,184 --> 01:00:54,788 And, uh, yes, more toward the end of the day. 1236 01:00:54,788 --> 01:00:56,256 Wow. 1237 01:00:56,256 --> 01:00:59,359 - Your whole life? - Mm-hmm. 1238 01:00:59,359 --> 01:01:01,940 No wonder you're afraid of women. 1239 01:01:01,940 --> 01:01:03,963 I am not afraid of women. 1240 01:01:03,963 --> 01:01:05,265 - Jesus H. Christ. - Sorry. 1241 01:01:05,265 --> 01:01:06,533 I shouldn't have said anything. 1242 01:01:06,533 --> 01:01:07,801 (sighs) 1243 01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:09,269 Dr. Gertler says I don't always 1244 01:01:09,269 --> 01:01:10,937 give consideration to my audience. 1245 01:01:10,937 --> 01:01:13,640 Ah. And who is Dr. Gertler? 1246 01:01:14,674 --> 01:01:16,609 - My shrink. - Hmm. 1247 01:01:16,609 --> 01:01:19,879 Has Dr. Gertler ever tried a good, swift kick in the ***? 1248 01:01:19,879 --> 01:01:21,481 (Angus scoffs) 1249 01:01:21,481 --> 01:01:23,717 Okay, all right, now your turn. 1250 01:01:23,717 --> 01:01:25,510 - Hmm. - Go ahead. 1251 01:01:25,510 --> 01:01:26,720 - Tell me something about me. - (scoffs) 1252 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,288 - Something negative. - Something negative about you? 1253 01:01:28,288 --> 01:01:30,290 Sure. Just one thing. 1254 01:01:30,290 --> 01:01:32,892 Just one? 1255 01:01:32,892 --> 01:01:35,128 MARY: Why'd you two miss dinner last night? 1256 01:01:35,128 --> 01:01:39,566 Oh, we went into town on some, uh, school-related business. 1257 01:01:39,566 --> 01:01:41,501 And you couldn't call? 1258 01:01:41,501 --> 01:01:42,936 Sorry. 1259 01:01:44,904 --> 01:01:46,539 Good morning, everybody. 1260 01:01:46,539 --> 01:01:48,241 - Hi, Danny. - Good morning. 1261 01:01:48,241 --> 01:01:50,343 You can go on in and fix yourself a plate. 1262 01:01:50,343 --> 01:01:52,712 Mm, I just saw something funny. 1263 01:01:52,712 --> 01:01:54,914 I walked into the gym, 1264 01:01:54,914 --> 01:01:57,851 and someone had vomited in there. 1265 01:02:01,287 --> 01:02:03,590 You don't say. I don't know anything about that. 1266 01:02:03,590 --> 01:02:05,158 Yeah. Me, neither. 1267 01:02:05,158 --> 01:02:07,600 No, uh, I'll look into that right away. 1268 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:08,528 Thank you. 1269 01:02:08,528 --> 01:02:10,730 Mm-hmm. I see how it is. 1270 01:02:12,699 --> 01:02:14,734 ♪ ♪ 1271 01:02:17,637 --> 01:02:19,939 - (bucket thuds on floor) - (Angus scoffs) 1272 01:02:21,541 --> 01:02:23,743 DANNY: You're out your mind. 1273 01:02:25,712 --> 01:02:27,747 (breathing sharply) 1274 01:02:32,919 --> 01:02:34,788 (exhales) 1275 01:02:41,761 --> 01:02:43,430 (grunts) 1276 01:02:46,766 --> 01:02:48,234 (grunts) 1277 01:02:50,937 --> 01:02:53,440 (banging) 1278 01:02:56,509 --> 01:02:58,378 I appreciate you pitching in. 1279 01:02:58,378 --> 01:03:00,780 No, no, I should be thanking you. 1280 01:03:00,780 --> 01:03:03,116 This is very therapeutic. 1281 01:03:03,116 --> 01:03:04,884 (scoffs) Try it when you're stuck 1282 01:03:04,884 --> 01:03:06,986 serving 300 little shits, and all they do is complain. 1283 01:03:06,986 --> 01:03:08,888 Then you tell me how therapeutic it is. 1284 01:03:08,888 --> 01:03:10,323 - Well, fair enough. - (chuckles) 1285 01:03:10,323 --> 01:03:12,158 Mary. 1286 01:03:13,159 --> 01:03:14,361 Speaking of. 1287 01:03:16,129 --> 01:03:17,497 (chuckling): Oh, brownies? 1288 01:03:17,497 --> 01:03:19,990 God, yes. I want all of these. 1289 01:03:19,990 --> 01:03:20,767 MARY: Ah-ah. Just take one. 1290 01:03:20,767 --> 01:03:22,669 The rest is for the Christmas party tonight. 1291 01:03:22,669 --> 01:03:24,571 What Christmas party? There's a Christmas party? 1292 01:03:24,571 --> 01:03:26,573 MARY: Yeah, at Miss Crane's house. 1293 01:03:26,573 --> 01:03:28,141 I'm only going to go for a little bit. 1294 01:03:28,141 --> 01:03:29,776 Show my face and say I was there. 1295 01:03:29,776 --> 01:03:32,145 You know, Miss Crane said she invited you too. 1296 01:03:33,213 --> 01:03:34,848 - I want to go to the party. - (Paul stammers) 1297 01:03:34,848 --> 01:03:37,350 She didn't mean it. We were just making small talk. 1298 01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:39,119 If you don't want to go, don't go. 1299 01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:40,620 - I'll take him. - (Paul scoffs) 1300 01:03:40,620 --> 01:03:41,988 Mary can take me. 1301 01:03:41,988 --> 01:03:43,990 No, that's not how it works. 1302 01:03:43,990 --> 01:03:45,825 You're under my supervision. 1303 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,995 Okay, maybe it's fine for you to sit around here 1304 01:03:48,995 --> 01:03:50,864 and read books all day, 1305 01:03:50,864 --> 01:03:52,632 but I'm losing my goddamn mind. 1306 01:03:52,632 --> 01:03:54,334 - Jesus! - MARY: Hey! 1307 01:03:54,334 --> 01:03:56,200 Watch your mouth, young man. 1308 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,637 Not on Christmas Eve. 1309 01:03:57,637 --> 01:03:59,305 You see? 1310 01:03:59,305 --> 01:04:01,274 I can't trust him in a social situation. 1311 01:04:01,274 --> 01:04:03,143 Mr. Hunham, if you're too chickenshit 1312 01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:05,445 to go to this party, then just say that. 1313 01:04:05,445 --> 01:04:07,480 - But don't **** it up for the little ***hole. - Mm. 1314 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,883 What's wrong with you? It's just a party. 1315 01:04:11,384 --> 01:04:14,540 - What are you afraid of? - (sighs) I don't know. 1316 01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,656 Shit. Now you got me nervous. 1317 01:04:16,656 --> 01:04:19,726 ("White Christmas" by The Swingle Singers playing) 1318 01:04:41,114 --> 01:04:43,183 ♪ ♪ 1319 01:04:58,798 --> 01:05:01,101 (sniffing) 1320 01:05:11,111 --> 01:05:13,580 - (spraying) - Mm. 1321 01:05:15,915 --> 01:05:17,484 Yeah. 1322 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:26,926 (lively chatter) 1323 01:05:26,926 --> 01:05:29,996 ("Jingle Bells" by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass playing) 1324 01:05:37,404 --> 01:05:39,205 - Oh, hi. - Oh, hi. 1325 01:05:39,205 --> 01:05:41,541 - Oh, you made it. Welcome. - (chuckles) Yes. 1326 01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:43,710 Hi. Aw. 1327 01:05:43,710 --> 01:05:45,111 I am so glad you're here. 1328 01:05:45,111 --> 01:05:46,446 We're happy to be here. 1329 01:05:46,446 --> 01:05:47,947 Where should I put these? 1330 01:05:47,947 --> 01:05:49,649 Um, oh. (chuckles) 1331 01:05:49,649 --> 01:05:51,151 (gasps) 1332 01:05:51,151 --> 01:05:52,786 Those, I'll be putting on my bedside table. 1333 01:05:52,786 --> 01:05:55,121 (laughing): Oh! You're a wicked woman. 1334 01:05:55,121 --> 01:05:57,290 - You have no idea. - Oh! 1335 01:05:57,290 --> 01:05:59,225 Certainly a lot of people here. 1336 01:05:59,225 --> 01:06:01,161 (sighs) Yeah, yeah. 1337 01:06:01,161 --> 01:06:03,463 Some family, friends from town. 1338 01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:04,898 - Oh. - Only you guys from work. 1339 01:06:04,898 --> 01:06:06,399 - Ah. - Yeah. 1340 01:06:06,399 --> 01:06:08,802 - That's my mom on the couch. - PAUL: Mm-hmm. 1341 01:06:08,802 --> 01:06:11,338 MISS CRANE: Uh, that's my sister Kathy 1342 01:06:11,338 --> 01:06:13,973 and her son Marvin. 1343 01:06:13,973 --> 01:06:16,643 Oh, and that's my friend Tom. 1344 01:06:16,643 --> 01:06:18,345 He owns the men's clothing store 1345 01:06:18,345 --> 01:06:19,779 - on Bolen Street. - PAUL: Of course. 1346 01:06:19,779 --> 01:06:21,314 MISS CRANE: Yeah, and his son. 1347 01:06:24,651 --> 01:06:26,619 (chatter and music fade) 1348 01:06:26,619 --> 01:06:29,122 (music box playing "Away in a Manger") 1349 01:06:44,404 --> 01:06:45,805 MISS CRANE: Angus. 1350 01:06:45,805 --> 01:06:47,340 This is Angus Tully. 1351 01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:49,209 He's one of our students at Barton. 1352 01:06:49,209 --> 01:06:51,845 This is my niece Elise. 1353 01:06:52,846 --> 01:06:55,215 "Niece Elise." Nice. 1354 01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:57,500 MISS CRANE: And this is Mr. Hunham. 1355 01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:59,520 He's one of our finest teachers. 1356 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:00,353 - PAUL: Oh. - MISS CRANE: History, right? 1357 01:07:00,353 --> 01:07:01,721 PAUL: Uh, ancient civilizations. 1358 01:07:01,721 --> 01:07:02,956 MISS CRANE: Ah. (chuckles) 1359 01:07:02,956 --> 01:07:04,491 And this is Mary Lamb. 1360 01:07:04,491 --> 01:07:06,493 She is the manager of the cafeteria. 1361 01:07:06,493 --> 01:07:07,560 - ELISE: Cool. - Hi. 1362 01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,995 Hi. (chuckles) 1363 01:07:08,995 --> 01:07:11,498 Um, hey, why don't you take Angus 1364 01:07:11,498 --> 01:07:13,500 down into the basement? 1365 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:14,868 Introduce him to our family tradition. 1366 01:07:14,868 --> 01:07:16,569 Come on. 1367 01:07:16,569 --> 01:07:19,372 Okay, and, uh, why don't I get you guys some drinks? 1368 01:07:19,372 --> 01:07:21,174 - Uh, Jim Beam for you, right? - Correct. 1369 01:07:21,174 --> 01:07:22,542 Okay, and what about you, Mary? 1370 01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:24,644 - Uh, I'll take a whiskey. - Okay. 1371 01:07:24,644 --> 01:07:26,479 (kids chattering) 1372 01:07:26,479 --> 01:07:28,381 ♪ He's the jolly little fellow called Santa Claus ♪ 1373 01:07:28,381 --> 01:07:30,984 ♪ Who'll be around on Christmas Eve night ♪ 1374 01:07:30,984 --> 01:07:33,720 ♪ He's a chubby little fellow with a long white beard ♪ 1375 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,722 ♪ And he comes from far away... ♪ 1376 01:07:35,722 --> 01:07:37,691 ANGUS: This is what you wanted to show me? 1377 01:07:37,691 --> 01:07:41,327 I grew up playing down here during my aunt's parties. 1378 01:07:41,327 --> 01:07:43,229 I think it's kind of cool. 1379 01:07:43,229 --> 01:07:45,231 There's a purity to it. 1380 01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:49,903 I mean, every child is an artist. 1381 01:07:49,903 --> 01:07:53,840 The problem is remaining an artist when we grow up. 1382 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,675 Picasso said that. 1383 01:07:55,675 --> 01:07:57,444 Picasso's cool. 1384 01:07:57,444 --> 01:07:59,790 Yeah, I saw Guernica once. 1385 01:07:59,790 --> 01:08:00,880 - You know, the-the big mural? - Yeah. 1386 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,949 - With the horse? - (laughs) 1387 01:08:02,949 --> 01:08:05,218 Yeah, I know Guernica. You really saw it? 1388 01:08:05,218 --> 01:08:08,388 Yeah. At The Museum of Modern Art in New York. 1389 01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:10,557 It's huge. 1390 01:08:10,557 --> 01:08:12,859 My dad took me. 1391 01:08:12,859 --> 01:08:15,610 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 1392 01:08:15,610 --> 01:08:17,630 ("Silent Night" by The Temptations playing) 1393 01:08:17,630 --> 01:08:22,135 - ♪ To each one of you ♪ - ♪ To all of you ♪ 1394 01:08:22,135 --> 01:08:25,205 - ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ - ♪ Mm ♪ 1395 01:08:25,205 --> 01:08:30,977 ♪ Silent night ♪ 1396 01:08:30,977 --> 01:08:34,948 ♪ Holy night... ♪ 1397 01:08:34,948 --> 01:08:37,170 There you go. 1398 01:08:38,585 --> 01:08:40,153 Hey, how you doing, hmm? 1399 01:08:40,153 --> 01:08:42,322 - I'm doing all right. - Okay. 1400 01:08:43,857 --> 01:08:45,959 They put me in charge of the music. 1401 01:08:45,959 --> 01:08:47,660 Who put you in charge of the music? 1402 01:08:47,660 --> 01:08:48,895 I did. 1403 01:08:48,895 --> 01:08:50,663 - (both laugh) - You so crazy. 1404 01:08:50,663 --> 01:08:52,799 Oh. I got you something. 1405 01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:55,301 - No, Danny. - Yeah, go ahead. 1406 01:08:55,301 --> 01:08:57,700 Mm-mm. You didn't have to do all this. 1407 01:08:57,700 --> 01:09:00,730 I don't have to do anything but pay taxes and die. 1408 01:09:00,730 --> 01:09:02,242 I wanted to. Here. 1409 01:09:02,242 --> 01:09:07,847 ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild... ♪ 1410 01:09:09,816 --> 01:09:11,418 This is lovely. 1411 01:09:11,418 --> 01:09:12,986 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1412 01:09:12,986 --> 01:09:14,487 But, Danny, I didn't get you anything. 1413 01:09:14,487 --> 01:09:15,789 Yes, you did. 1414 01:09:15,789 --> 01:09:18,658 You got me that beautiful smile. 1415 01:09:18,658 --> 01:09:20,460 (Danny chuckling) 1416 01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:22,262 - There it is. - (Mary chuckles) 1417 01:09:22,262 --> 01:09:24,998 (laughing): There it is. 1418 01:09:24,998 --> 01:09:28,680 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1419 01:09:29,235 --> 01:09:30,503 (kids chattering) 1420 01:09:30,503 --> 01:09:31,938 ANGUS: Am I doing this right? 1421 01:09:31,938 --> 01:09:33,840 ELISE: There's no right or wrong. 1422 01:09:34,908 --> 01:09:38,278 ♪ I wish my mom would marry Santa Claus ♪ 1423 01:09:38,278 --> 01:09:42,315 ♪ Then I know he would always stay ♪ 1424 01:09:42,315 --> 01:09:46,686 ♪ And we could always play with the toys... ♪ 1425 01:09:46,686 --> 01:09:48,855 Are you trying to look down my shirt? 1426 01:09:48,855 --> 01:09:51,725 (laughs): No. 1427 01:09:51,725 --> 01:09:53,727 Yes. 1428 01:09:57,430 --> 01:09:59,199 You know, I'm not gonna do this 1429 01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:00,800 if you're not gonna take it seriously. 1430 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,360 (laughing): I am taking it seriously. 1431 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,710 As seriously as one can take finger painting. 1432 01:10:05,710 --> 01:10:06,673 (laughing): You're not. 1433 01:10:06,673 --> 01:10:10,443 You missed this whole area right here. 1434 01:10:12,579 --> 01:10:16,160 ♪ And it would always be ♪ 1435 01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:20,860 ♪ Like Christmas every day for me. ♪ 1436 01:10:33,933 --> 01:10:35,402 (chuckles) 1437 01:10:36,403 --> 01:10:37,837 Oh. (chuckles) 1438 01:10:37,837 --> 01:10:39,706 - Well... - Mistletoe. (laughs) 1439 01:10:39,706 --> 01:10:42,208 Oh, yes, of course, that's-that's why. Right. 1440 01:10:42,208 --> 01:10:44,277 - Ah. - (both laughing) 1441 01:10:44,277 --> 01:10:45,612 You know, it's interesting. 1442 01:10:45,612 --> 01:10:48,381 Aeneas, uh, carried mistletoe with him 1443 01:10:48,381 --> 01:10:50,250 when he descended into Hades, uh, 1444 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:51,885 in search of his father. 1445 01:10:51,885 --> 01:10:53,887 Oh. Huh. 1446 01:10:54,954 --> 01:10:57,290 Anyway, uh, I like your tree. 1447 01:10:57,290 --> 01:10:59,192 It's very space-age. 1448 01:10:59,192 --> 01:11:02,620 Oh! I bought it to commemorate the moon landing. 1449 01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:04,464 - Really? Oh. Oh. - Yeah. 1450 01:11:04,464 --> 01:11:06,166 (Miss Crane sighs) 1451 01:11:07,801 --> 01:11:09,969 So, where's your family this Christmas? 1452 01:11:09,969 --> 01:11:11,805 Nowhere. I'm an only child. 1453 01:11:11,805 --> 01:11:13,540 Uh, my mother died when I was young. 1454 01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:14,741 Oh. 1455 01:11:14,741 --> 01:11:16,276 And your father? 1456 01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:17,744 (chuckles) 1457 01:11:17,744 --> 01:11:19,979 Let's just say I left home when I was 15. 1458 01:11:19,979 --> 01:11:21,614 - You ran away? - Worse. 1459 01:11:21,614 --> 01:11:24,117 - I got a scholarship to Barton. - Oh. 1460 01:11:24,117 --> 01:11:27,954 And from there, I went to college and never looked back. 1461 01:11:27,954 --> 01:11:30,423 - Oh, but you did a little. - Hmm? 1462 01:11:30,423 --> 01:11:32,459 I mean, you came back here. 1463 01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:34,561 Ah. 1464 01:11:34,561 --> 01:11:37,330 Feels kind of like home. Yes. 1465 01:11:37,330 --> 01:11:40,133 And I guess I thought I could make a difference. 1466 01:11:40,133 --> 01:11:43,690 I mean, I used to think I could prepare them for the world 1467 01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:44,604 - even a little. - Mm-hmm. 1468 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:46,139 Provide standards and grounding 1469 01:11:46,139 --> 01:11:48,740 like Dr. Greene always drilled into us. 1470 01:11:48,740 --> 01:11:50,410 But, uh, the world doesn't make sense anymore. 1471 01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:53,513 (chuckles): I mean, it's on fire. 1472 01:11:53,513 --> 01:11:55,682 The rich don't give a shit. 1473 01:11:55,682 --> 01:11:57,684 Poor kids are cannon fodder. 1474 01:11:57,684 --> 01:11:59,853 Integrity is a punch line. 1475 01:11:59,853 --> 01:12:02,355 Trust is just a name on a bank. 1476 01:12:02,355 --> 01:12:03,656 (Miss Crane chuckles softly) 1477 01:12:03,656 --> 01:12:05,792 Well... 1478 01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:08,495 look, if that's all true, 1479 01:12:08,495 --> 01:12:12,298 then now is when they most need someone like you. 1480 01:12:15,702 --> 01:12:18,271 (record scratching, skipping) 1481 01:12:18,271 --> 01:12:20,607 ("When Winter Comes" by Artie Shaw & His Orchestra playing) 1482 01:12:20,607 --> 01:12:26,120 Danny, did you know that Curtis used to love Artie Shaw? 1483 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,114 You know, we used to dance to this. 1484 01:12:28,114 --> 01:12:29,649 (chuckles) 1485 01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:32,552 What teenage kid you know listens to Artie Shaw? 1486 01:12:34,988 --> 01:12:36,356 You're killing me. 1487 01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:37,524 Can't you play something a little hipper? 1488 01:12:37,524 --> 01:12:39,626 Don't touch that goddamn record. 1489 01:12:39,626 --> 01:12:41,628 DANNY: Hey, wait. Hey, M-Mary, come on, just sit down. 1490 01:12:41,628 --> 01:12:43,196 - MARY: Oh, I'm okay. - DANNY: All right. 1491 01:12:43,196 --> 01:12:45,465 - No, Danny, I'm okay. - I-I know. Please. 1492 01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:48,468 - Okay, but I said I'm okay. - Okay. 1493 01:12:48,468 --> 01:12:51,404 ♪ And I'll be fine in the summer ♪ 1494 01:12:51,404 --> 01:12:54,407 ♪ But then I gotta have you to cuddle up to ♪ 1495 01:12:54,407 --> 01:12:56,776 ♪ When winter comes. ♪ 1496 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,349 ♪ ♪ 1497 01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,862 Go get me another drink. 1498 01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:19,332 So, are you planning anything special for tomorrow? 1499 01:13:19,332 --> 01:13:21,768 No. Why? Are you having, um... 1500 01:13:21,768 --> 01:13:23,870 Oh, no, no. I just... 1501 01:13:23,870 --> 01:13:26,573 I thought maybe you were doing something special for Angus. 1502 01:13:26,573 --> 01:13:28,274 Oh. 1503 01:13:28,274 --> 01:13:29,609 ("It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" playing) 1504 01:13:29,609 --> 01:13:31,878 - You should. - Oh. 1505 01:13:31,878 --> 01:13:34,214 Help preserve some of the magic. 1506 01:13:34,214 --> 01:13:37,417 I mean, he may be a little difficult, but he's still... 1507 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:39,419 - he's just a kid. - Yeah. 1508 01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:43,556 Life catches up to them so fast. 1509 01:13:43,556 --> 01:13:45,725 Them. Ha. 1510 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,229 - Us. - Mm-hmm. 1511 01:13:52,980 --> 01:13:54,901 You're a very sweet person, Miss Crane. 1512 01:13:54,901 --> 01:13:57,570 Aw. 1513 01:13:57,570 --> 01:13:59,773 - So are you. - (chuckles) 1514 01:13:59,773 --> 01:14:01,441 - When you want to be. - Mm. 1515 01:14:01,441 --> 01:14:02,909 And it's Lydia. 1516 01:14:02,909 --> 01:14:04,978 Lydia. (chuckles) 1517 01:14:05,979 --> 01:14:07,947 (door opens) 1518 01:14:09,516 --> 01:14:11,484 - Excuse me for a minute. - Mm. 1519 01:14:11,484 --> 01:14:13,586 Hi. 1520 01:14:16,756 --> 01:14:18,958 ♪ There'll be much mistletoeing ♪ 1521 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,894 ♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪ 1522 01:14:20,894 --> 01:14:24,640 ♪ When loved ones are near ♪ 1523 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:27,467 ♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪ 1524 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:30,737 ♪ Of the year... ♪ 1525 01:14:30,737 --> 01:14:32,439 (sighs) 1526 01:14:33,673 --> 01:14:35,942 Mr. Hunham? Mr. Hunham, could you come with me, please? 1527 01:14:35,942 --> 01:14:37,944 Yeah. What is it? 1528 01:14:37,944 --> 01:14:39,979 Come on. I'm serious. 1529 01:14:39,979 --> 01:14:41,815 (grunts) 1530 01:14:43,149 --> 01:14:45,285 - Come on. - Yes. 1531 01:14:45,285 --> 01:14:47,454 ♪ There'll be scary ghost stories ♪ 1532 01:14:47,454 --> 01:14:49,789 - (Mary sobbing) - ♪ And tales of the glories ♪ 1533 01:14:49,789 --> 01:14:52,859 ♪ Of Christmases long, long ago... ♪ 1534 01:14:52,859 --> 01:14:55,328 Mary? 1535 01:14:55,328 --> 01:14:57,330 You all right? 1536 01:14:57,330 --> 01:14:59,566 MARY: Just leave me alone. 1537 01:15:00,867 --> 01:15:02,535 You want me to take you home? 1538 01:15:02,535 --> 01:15:05,605 Back off! Back off. 1539 01:15:05,605 --> 01:15:07,607 ♪ There'll be much mistletoeing ♪ 1540 01:15:07,607 --> 01:15:09,809 ♪ And hearts will be glowing... ♪ 1541 01:15:09,809 --> 01:15:12,312 (song continues muffled in distance) 1542 01:15:15,150 --> 01:15:17,500 (Mary sniffling, crying) 1543 01:15:20,530 --> 01:15:22,322 He's gone. 1544 01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:31,931 (sighs) 1545 01:15:32,932 --> 01:15:34,134 PAUL: I was right. 1546 01:15:34,134 --> 01:15:35,735 This is why I hate parties. 1547 01:15:35,735 --> 01:15:37,704 That was a disaster. Total disaster. 1548 01:15:37,704 --> 01:15:39,873 Speak for yourself. I was having fun. 1549 01:15:39,873 --> 01:15:41,474 Let's take Mary home, 1550 01:15:41,474 --> 01:15:42,642 make sure she's okay, and we'll come back. 1551 01:15:42,642 --> 01:15:44,210 - Out of the question. - Come on. 1552 01:15:44,210 --> 01:15:45,879 Would you give me a break? 1553 01:15:45,879 --> 01:15:47,547 I was hitting it off with Elise. 1554 01:15:47,547 --> 01:15:48,848 Oh. (chuckles) The niece? 1555 01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:50,500 Are you kidding me? 1556 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,685 This poor woman is bereft, 1557 01:15:51,685 --> 01:15:53,586 and all you can think about is some silly girl. 1558 01:15:53,586 --> 01:15:55,588 - Unbelievable. - I don't need you feeling sorry for me. 1559 01:15:55,588 --> 01:15:58,825 See? I'm just saying, this was the first good thing 1560 01:15:58,825 --> 01:16:01,261 that came with being in this prison with you. 1561 01:16:01,261 --> 01:16:03,163 Need I remind you 1562 01:16:03,163 --> 01:16:05,498 that it is not my fault that you are stuck here? 1563 01:16:05,498 --> 01:16:07,667 Do you think I want to be babysitting you? 1564 01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:11,104 Oh, no, no, I was praying to the god I don't even believe in 1565 01:16:11,104 --> 01:16:12,939 that your mother would pick up the phone 1566 01:16:12,939 --> 01:16:16,576 or your father would arrive in a helicopter or a submarine 1567 01:16:16,576 --> 01:16:18,712 or a flying ****ing saucer to take you... 1568 01:16:18,712 --> 01:16:21,114 My father's dead. 1569 01:16:21,114 --> 01:16:22,716 (stammering): I thought your father... 1570 01:16:22,716 --> 01:16:26,190 That's just some rich guy my mom married. 1571 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:28,188 Give me your keys. 1572 01:16:28,188 --> 01:16:30,900 It's unlocked. 1573 01:16:35,662 --> 01:16:39,566 You don't tell a boy that's been left behind at Christmas 1574 01:16:39,566 --> 01:16:41,768 that you're aching to cut him loose. 1575 01:16:41,768 --> 01:16:43,803 That nobody wants him. 1576 01:16:43,803 --> 01:16:46,539 What the **** is wrong with you? 1577 01:16:46,539 --> 01:16:49,750 Let's go. I'm cold. 1578 01:16:52,579 --> 01:16:54,314 (grunts softly) 1579 01:17:00,453 --> 01:17:05,925 ♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪ 1580 01:17:05,925 --> 01:17:10,530 ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ 1581 01:17:11,865 --> 01:17:17,303 ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ 1582 01:17:17,303 --> 01:17:22,976 ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ 1583 01:17:22,976 --> 01:17:28,448 ♪ Yet in thy dark streets shineth ♪ 1584 01:17:28,448 --> 01:17:31,951 ♪ The everlasting light... ♪ 1585 01:17:31,951 --> 01:17:33,920 (car door closes) 1586 01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,789 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1587 01:17:35,789 --> 01:17:37,290 What can I do for you, chief? 1588 01:17:37,290 --> 01:17:38,758 I'm looking for a tree. 1589 01:17:38,758 --> 01:17:40,293 Well, you came to the right place. 1590 01:17:40,293 --> 01:17:43,229 Big fire sale on all remaining inventory. 1591 01:17:45,865 --> 01:17:47,634 Mr. Tully. 1592 01:17:48,902 --> 01:17:50,704 Mr. Tully? 1593 01:17:52,639 --> 01:17:54,474 Mr. Tully. 1594 01:17:56,376 --> 01:17:58,778 Uh, Angus Tully! 1595 01:17:58,778 --> 01:18:00,847 (radio playing indistinctly) 1596 01:18:03,817 --> 01:18:05,118 (Paul sighs) 1597 01:18:05,118 --> 01:18:07,120 - Good morning. - Merry Christmas. 1598 01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:08,955 Yeah. Merry Christmas, of course. 1599 01:18:08,955 --> 01:18:10,790 How are you? 1600 01:18:10,790 --> 01:18:13,260 Well, I've got a case of the ****tail flu. 1601 01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:15,628 - Yeah. Have you seen the boy? - Mm-mm. 1602 01:18:15,628 --> 01:18:18,980 Goddammit, where the hell can he be? 1603 01:18:19,666 --> 01:18:21,601 Angus! 1604 01:18:23,503 --> 01:18:25,538 Mr. Tully? 1605 01:18:25,538 --> 01:18:27,741 (piano playing) 1606 01:18:27,741 --> 01:18:30,430 (panting) 1607 01:18:40,453 --> 01:18:42,922 - (door bangs shut) - (playing stops) 1608 01:18:44,791 --> 01:18:47,727 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1609 01:18:47,727 --> 01:18:49,496 Where the hell have you been? 1610 01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:52,165 I don't know. Just here. 1611 01:18:52,165 --> 01:18:54,167 Come on. I have something to show you. 1612 01:18:54,167 --> 01:18:56,236 ♪ ♪ 1613 01:18:59,939 --> 01:19:01,908 No ornaments? 1614 01:19:04,778 --> 01:19:08,415 Oh, I'm sure we can round up some ornaments somewhere. 1615 01:19:08,415 --> 01:19:11,217 Uh, now... 1616 01:19:11,217 --> 01:19:13,987 this is for you. 1617 01:19:25,398 --> 01:19:28,535 Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. 1618 01:19:30,236 --> 01:19:32,380 Thanks. 1619 01:19:33,206 --> 01:19:35,942 And Mary. 1620 01:19:35,942 --> 01:19:37,844 This is for you. 1621 01:19:39,179 --> 01:19:40,814 Hmm. 1622 01:19:48,388 --> 01:19:50,357 So you just get this for everybody? 1623 01:19:50,357 --> 01:19:52,459 And... 1624 01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:54,327 - Mm-hmm. - (Paul chuckling) 1625 01:19:54,327 --> 01:19:56,329 - Now, how'd you guess? - How indeed? 1626 01:19:56,329 --> 01:19:57,664 (chuckles) 1627 01:19:57,664 --> 01:19:59,699 Oh, and... 1628 01:19:59,699 --> 01:20:01,901 this came in the mail for you. 1629 01:20:22,222 --> 01:20:24,257 ♪ ♪ 1630 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:33,566 (Paul sighs) 1631 01:20:33,566 --> 01:20:35,702 Thank you, Mary. 1632 01:20:35,702 --> 01:20:37,670 That was just lovely. 1633 01:20:37,670 --> 01:20:38,972 Oh. 1634 01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:41,410 Is that an actual compliment? 1635 01:20:41,410 --> 01:20:43,877 - Oh, come on. - (Mary laughs) 1636 01:20:43,877 --> 01:20:46,146 You know, I don't think I've ever had 1637 01:20:46,146 --> 01:20:49,482 a real family Christmas like this before. 1638 01:20:49,482 --> 01:20:51,918 Christmas dinner, I mean family-style. 1639 01:20:51,918 --> 01:20:54,754 Out of the oven and all the trimmings. 1640 01:20:54,754 --> 01:20:57,390 My mom always just orders in from Delmonico's. 1641 01:20:57,390 --> 01:20:58,892 (Angus and Paul chuckle) 1642 01:20:58,892 --> 01:21:01,610 MARY: Well, she's got the right idea. 1643 01:21:01,610 --> 01:21:03,897 Next year I'm ordering in from Delmonico's. 1644 01:21:05,732 --> 01:21:09,235 Anyway, thank you, Mary. 1645 01:21:09,235 --> 01:21:11,204 You're welcome. 1646 01:21:11,204 --> 01:21:13,206 PAUL: I'd like to propose a toast. 1647 01:21:13,206 --> 01:21:17,911 To my two unlikely companions on this snowy island 1648 01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:22,782 and to our absent friends and family. 1649 01:21:24,784 --> 01:21:28,788 And I realize that none of us is here because he wants to be. 1650 01:21:28,788 --> 01:21:31,891 So if there's any way that I could make the holidays 1651 01:21:31,891 --> 01:21:34,627 a little cheerier for either one of you, 1652 01:21:34,627 --> 01:21:37,397 just say the word. 1653 01:21:38,331 --> 01:21:40,867 Okay. 1654 01:21:40,867 --> 01:21:42,635 I want to go to Boston. 1655 01:21:42,635 --> 01:21:44,304 Boston? Why? 1656 01:21:44,304 --> 01:21:46,106 Why not? 1657 01:21:46,106 --> 01:21:48,775 I want a real Christmas. I want to go ice-skating. 1658 01:21:48,775 --> 01:21:50,377 I want to see a real Christmas tree 1659 01:21:50,377 --> 01:21:51,878 with real ornaments, not that stupid thing. 1660 01:21:51,878 --> 01:21:54,470 - You said it was nice. - MARY: It is nice. 1661 01:21:54,470 --> 01:21:55,949 ANGUS: Come on, let's get out of here. 1662 01:21:55,949 --> 01:21:57,751 I want a real holiday. 1663 01:21:57,751 --> 01:21:59,953 We're not going to Boston. It's out of the question. 1664 01:21:59,953 --> 01:22:01,454 MARY: You told the boy "anything," 1665 01:22:01,454 --> 01:22:02,922 so take the kid to Boston. 1666 01:22:02,922 --> 01:22:04,991 Mary, we're not allowed to leave campus 1667 01:22:04,991 --> 01:22:07,427 or the immediate environs. 1668 01:22:11,631 --> 01:22:13,990 (sighs) 1669 01:22:18,380 --> 01:22:19,639 (sighs heavily) 1670 01:22:19,639 --> 01:22:22,375 I suppose we could call it a field trip. 1671 01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:25,311 Uh, field trips would fall under the ambit 1672 01:22:25,311 --> 01:22:27,814 of additional academic pursuits. 1673 01:22:27,814 --> 01:22:29,482 There's even a fund set aside 1674 01:22:29,482 --> 01:22:32,850 for additional academic pursuits. 1675 01:22:32,850 --> 01:22:34,120 Mm-hmm. 1676 01:22:35,722 --> 01:22:38,580 I'll go pack. (laughs) 1677 01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:41,928 I'm gonna need you to take me to Roxbury. 1678 01:22:41,928 --> 01:22:44,364 Mm-hmm. All right. 1679 01:22:45,832 --> 01:22:47,867 ♪ ♪ 1680 01:23:08,540 --> 01:23:10,890 - ♪ ♪ - (no dialogue) 1681 01:23:25,772 --> 01:23:27,841 ♪ ♪ 1682 01:23:40,353 --> 01:23:43,356 - MARY (sighs): Here we are. - PAUL: Hmm. 1683 01:23:43,356 --> 01:23:46,559 Boy, that's an awful lot of stairs. 1684 01:23:46,559 --> 01:23:49,729 - Probably icy too. - Mm. 1685 01:23:51,364 --> 01:23:52,632 Mr. Tully. 1686 01:23:53,633 --> 01:23:55,235 Right. Um... 1687 01:23:55,235 --> 01:23:57,437 Mary, can I help you with your bags? 1688 01:23:57,437 --> 01:23:59,406 MARY: Yes, please. 1689 01:24:08,214 --> 01:24:09,416 - PAUL: Hmm. - (trunk closes) 1690 01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:11,117 MARY: Mm. 1691 01:24:12,285 --> 01:24:14,870 Hey, be careful with the box. 1692 01:24:14,870 --> 01:24:16,289 Yeah. 1693 01:24:16,289 --> 01:24:19,250 You know, you're more than welcome to a room at the hotel. 1694 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,427 We've got the money. 1695 01:24:20,427 --> 01:24:22,228 Are you out of your mind? 1696 01:24:22,228 --> 01:24:24,798 I need a break from you two and all your damn bickering. 1697 01:24:24,798 --> 01:24:27,467 Besides, I'm looking forward to visiting my little sister. 1698 01:24:27,467 --> 01:24:28,902 She's pregnant. 1699 01:24:28,902 --> 01:24:30,303 Oh, that's wonderful. 1700 01:24:30,303 --> 01:24:31,604 - Yeah. - Oh. 1701 01:24:33,573 --> 01:24:35,742 - Mr. Hunham. Mr. Hunham. - Oh, I'm sorry. 1702 01:24:35,742 --> 01:24:37,143 My hands sweat. 1703 01:24:37,143 --> 01:24:38,978 It's hyperhidrosis. Sorry. 1704 01:24:38,978 --> 01:24:40,413 - Oh. - ANGUS: Hey, Mary! 1705 01:24:42,315 --> 01:24:44,684 One more flight up. 1706 01:24:45,685 --> 01:24:47,287 One more flight up. 1707 01:24:47,287 --> 01:24:48,722 Yep. 1708 01:24:48,722 --> 01:24:50,423 So, you two are going to be all right? 1709 01:24:50,423 --> 01:24:52,580 Yes, the little monster will be well under control. 1710 01:24:52,580 --> 01:24:54,160 - PEGGY: Mary! - Oh. 1711 01:24:55,161 --> 01:24:56,963 Hi! 1712 01:24:59,799 --> 01:25:01,835 - Bye. - Bye. 1713 01:25:06,306 --> 01:25:07,674 Bye, Mary. 1714 01:25:07,674 --> 01:25:09,142 Uh-uh. Where are you going? 1715 01:25:09,142 --> 01:25:10,577 - I was... - You're not done yet. 1716 01:25:10,577 --> 01:25:12,612 You have to help me up there. 1717 01:25:12,612 --> 01:25:15,150 - Yeah, sure thing. - Come on. 1718 01:25:29,529 --> 01:25:32,298 (kids chattering playfully outside) 1719 01:25:42,876 --> 01:25:45,345 (opens drawer) 1720 01:25:50,650 --> 01:25:52,686 ♪ ♪ 1721 01:25:54,154 --> 01:25:56,656 (chuckles softly) 1722 01:26:16,710 --> 01:26:18,411 (Mary sighs softly) 1723 01:26:31,791 --> 01:26:33,860 (laughter, indistinct chatter) 1724 01:26:39,733 --> 01:26:41,701 (indistinct chatter continues) 1725 01:26:41,701 --> 01:26:43,770 ♪ ♪ 1726 01:26:56,383 --> 01:26:58,418 ♪ ♪ 1727 01:27:06,426 --> 01:27:08,461 (siren wailing in distance) 1728 01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:16,803 Hmm. 1729 01:27:20,940 --> 01:27:23,309 Hey there, handsome. You got a cigarette? 1730 01:27:24,344 --> 01:27:26,780 Nope. Sorry, I smoke a pipe. 1731 01:27:28,481 --> 01:27:30,750 How about a date, then? You want a date? 1732 01:27:31,751 --> 01:27:33,530 (chuckles) 1733 01:27:33,530 --> 01:27:34,287 No, thank you. 1734 01:27:34,287 --> 01:27:35,789 - Oh, come on. - Mm-mm-mm. 1735 01:27:35,789 --> 01:27:37,624 Let's go somewhere warm. 1736 01:27:37,624 --> 01:27:39,459 Go ahead. 1737 01:27:39,459 --> 01:27:41,728 - I can wait here. - WOMAN: See? 1738 01:27:41,728 --> 01:27:44,631 He can wait here, read some books. 1739 01:27:44,631 --> 01:27:47,667 He doesn't mind if daddy gets a little candy cane. 1740 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:51,171 Thank you, but I never really liked candy canes. 1741 01:27:51,171 --> 01:27:53,273 Plus, I'm prediabetic. 1742 01:28:00,980 --> 01:28:03,416 You know, if you do want a little candy cane, 1743 01:28:03,416 --> 01:28:05,585 I won't tell anyone. 1744 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:09,155 Believe it or not, Mr. Tully, there was a time 1745 01:28:09,155 --> 01:28:11,257 when the fire in my loins burned white hot. 1746 01:28:11,257 --> 01:28:12,759 You're full of shit. 1747 01:28:12,759 --> 01:28:15,662 No, the details would curl your toes. 1748 01:28:15,662 --> 01:28:17,497 Okay, we're finally getting to the good stuff. 1749 01:28:17,497 --> 01:28:19,320 Let's hear. 1750 01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:21,201 Maybe when you're eighteen. 1751 01:28:21,201 --> 01:28:23,703 Curl your toes! 1752 01:28:23,703 --> 01:28:25,772 ♪ ♪ 1753 01:28:34,781 --> 01:28:36,516 ANGUS: Are we almost done? 1754 01:28:36,516 --> 01:28:38,685 PAUL: What's your hurry? I thought you liked antiquity. 1755 01:28:38,685 --> 01:28:40,286 (chuckles) In class, maybe, 1756 01:28:40,286 --> 01:28:42,389 but I never think about it unless I need to. 1757 01:28:42,389 --> 01:28:45,592 Ah. Ah, well, here. 1758 01:28:45,592 --> 01:28:48,261 What do you see? 1759 01:28:48,261 --> 01:28:50,530 I don't know. A bunch of pottery. 1760 01:28:50,530 --> 01:28:53,566 Mm. Look at that one. 1761 01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:01,641 There's nothing new in human experience, Mr. Tully. 1762 01:29:01,641 --> 01:29:04,277 Each generation thinks it invented debauchery 1763 01:29:04,277 --> 01:29:06,279 or suffering or rebellion, 1764 01:29:06,279 --> 01:29:09,282 but man's every impulse and appetite 1765 01:29:09,282 --> 01:29:11,584 from the disgusting to the sublime 1766 01:29:11,584 --> 01:29:15,655 is on display right here all around you. 1767 01:29:15,655 --> 01:29:17,490 So, before you dismiss something 1768 01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:19,426 as boring or irrelevant, remember, 1769 01:29:19,426 --> 01:29:22,929 if you truly want to understand the present or yourself, 1770 01:29:22,929 --> 01:29:25,932 you must begin in the past. 1771 01:29:25,932 --> 01:29:28,702 You see, history is not simply the study of the past. 1772 01:29:28,702 --> 01:29:31,705 It is an explanation of the present. 1773 01:29:34,307 --> 01:29:36,276 (chuckles): Okay. 1774 01:29:36,276 --> 01:29:39,713 You should try doing more of that in class and less yelling. 1775 01:29:39,713 --> 01:29:41,614 You know, most of the kids dislike you. 1776 01:29:41,614 --> 01:29:43,450 Pretty much hate you. 1777 01:29:43,450 --> 01:29:45,652 Teachers too. 1778 01:29:45,652 --> 01:29:47,454 You know that, right? 1779 01:29:47,454 --> 01:29:50,190 ("The Wind" by Cat Stevens playing) 1780 01:29:50,190 --> 01:29:51,825 (chuckles softly) 1781 01:29:58,310 --> 01:30:02,702 ♪ I listen to the wind, to the wind of my soul ♪ 1782 01:30:06,272 --> 01:30:11,211 ♪ Where I'll end up, well, I think only God really knows ♪ 1783 01:30:15,181 --> 01:30:19,152 ♪ I've sat upon the setting sun ♪ 1784 01:30:19,152 --> 01:30:23,890 ♪ But never, never, never, never ♪ 1785 01:30:23,890 --> 01:30:27,894 ♪ I never wanted water once ♪ 1786 01:30:27,894 --> 01:30:31,297 ♪ No, never, never, never ♪ 1787 01:30:35,235 --> 01:30:39,172 ♪ I never wanted water once ♪ 1788 01:30:39,172 --> 01:30:42,375 ♪ No, never, never, never. ♪ 1789 01:30:45,412 --> 01:30:47,447 (quiet, indistinct chatter) 1790 01:30:48,982 --> 01:30:51,384 MAN: Paul Hunham! Is that you? 1791 01:30:53,620 --> 01:30:55,288 It's Hugh. 1792 01:30:55,288 --> 01:30:57,891 Hugh Cavanaugh. 1793 01:30:57,891 --> 01:31:00,560 Ah, yes. Of course. 1794 01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:02,362 Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh. 1795 01:31:02,362 --> 01:31:03,930 Wow. 1796 01:31:03,930 --> 01:31:06,320 Oh, how are you, Hugh? 1797 01:31:06,320 --> 01:31:09,202 Oh, God, what's it been, 30 years? Um... 1798 01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:11,604 Um, this-this is, uh... this is my wife Karen. 1799 01:31:11,604 --> 01:31:14,474 Honey, this is Paul Hunham. 1800 01:31:14,474 --> 01:31:16,376 - We went to Harvard together. - Hi, Paul. 1801 01:31:16,376 --> 01:31:19,450 Yes, we did. Yes, we did. 1802 01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:20,613 Uh, wow. 1803 01:31:20,613 --> 01:31:22,282 Uh, what have you been up to, Hugh? 1804 01:31:22,282 --> 01:31:24,384 - Uh, still in the area? - HUGH: Oh, yes. Yes. 1805 01:31:24,384 --> 01:31:26,252 I-I'm still in Boston. Cambridge. 1806 01:31:26,252 --> 01:31:27,754 - Harvard. - Well... 1807 01:31:27,754 --> 01:31:29,289 He just got tenure. Statistics. 1808 01:31:29,289 --> 01:31:31,424 - Oh, Karen. - He won't blow his own horn. 1809 01:31:31,424 --> 01:31:33,493 - I have to blow it for him. - Okay. Well, uh, 1810 01:31:33,493 --> 01:31:35,610 what about you, Paul? 1811 01:31:35,610 --> 01:31:36,730 Oh, still teaching. We have that in common. 1812 01:31:36,730 --> 01:31:38,465 Uh, history, ancient history. 1813 01:31:38,465 --> 01:31:39,632 - That's great. - PAUL: Yes. 1814 01:31:39,632 --> 01:31:40,900 That's great. Where? 1815 01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:43,603 Oh, um, abroad, mostly. 1816 01:31:43,603 --> 01:31:46,239 On fellowships, privately funded fellowships. 1817 01:31:46,239 --> 01:31:48,740 Universities and private academies. 1818 01:31:48,740 --> 01:31:49,943 Mostly fellowships, you know. 1819 01:31:49,943 --> 01:31:52,612 I'm currently posted in, um, Antwerp. 1820 01:31:52,612 --> 01:31:55,148 Uh, just back here for the holidays. 1821 01:31:55,148 --> 01:31:57,183 Ah. So, uh, is this your son? 1822 01:31:57,183 --> 01:32:00,320 - Well, um... - I'm his nephew, Leonard. 1823 01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:02,122 KAREN: Nice to meet you, Leonard. 1824 01:32:02,122 --> 01:32:03,857 And he's writing a book right now. 1825 01:32:03,857 --> 01:32:05,492 Um, tell him about your book, Uncle Paul. 1826 01:32:05,492 --> 01:32:07,160 (chuckles): My book. 1827 01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:08,828 It's not a book, really. 1828 01:32:08,828 --> 01:32:10,430 Uh, more of a monograph. 1829 01:32:10,430 --> 01:32:12,532 - It's nothing special. - Don't be so modest. 1830 01:32:12,532 --> 01:32:15,101 It's about, uh, cameras, right? Ancient cameras? 1831 01:32:15,101 --> 01:32:16,803 - Oh. - PAUL: Yes. 1832 01:32:16,803 --> 01:32:19,506 No, what he means, of course, is the camera obscura. 1833 01:32:19,506 --> 01:32:22,420 You know, the optical and astronomical tool 1834 01:32:22,420 --> 01:32:24,878 that dates back to the time of, um, Anaxagoras. 1835 01:32:24,878 --> 01:32:26,546 Tell him the title, Uncle Paul. 1836 01:32:26,546 --> 01:32:28,148 He's not interested, Leonard. 1837 01:32:28,148 --> 01:32:30,316 Sure, I am. 1838 01:32:30,316 --> 01:32:32,185 (sighs) 1839 01:32:32,185 --> 01:32:36,890 Light and Magic in the Ancient World. 1840 01:32:39,590 --> 01:32:41,628 Okay, well, um... 1841 01:32:41,628 --> 01:32:44,330 Paul, I'm just so glad you landed on your feet. 1842 01:32:45,331 --> 01:32:46,700 You look swell. 1843 01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:48,601 You too. So swell. 1844 01:32:50,203 --> 01:32:52,505 And, uh, we'll keep an eye out for your book. 1845 01:32:52,505 --> 01:32:53,907 - Won't we, honey? - Yeah. 1846 01:32:53,907 --> 01:32:55,375 - Merry Christmas, Paul. - Merry Christmas. 1847 01:32:55,375 --> 01:32:57,444 - Bye, Leonard. - Merry Christmas. 1848 01:32:59,846 --> 01:33:01,815 What the **** just happened? 1849 01:33:01,815 --> 01:33:04,918 I thought Barton men don't lie. 1850 01:33:04,918 --> 01:33:06,653 Don't get me wrong, that was fun, 1851 01:33:06,653 --> 01:33:08,188 but you just lied through your teeth. 1852 01:33:08,188 --> 01:33:10,230 What I say during a private conversation 1853 01:33:10,230 --> 01:33:11,825 is none of your goddamn business. 1854 01:33:11,825 --> 01:33:13,493 You are not to judge me. 1855 01:33:13,493 --> 01:33:15,228 It wasn't a private conversation. 1856 01:33:15,228 --> 01:33:16,763 - The wife and I were there. - (groans) 1857 01:33:16,763 --> 01:33:18,365 - And I helped you. - (Paul laughs) 1858 01:33:18,365 --> 01:33:20,200 Why did he ask if you landed on your feet? 1859 01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,868 What is this, Nuremberg? 1860 01:33:21,868 --> 01:33:23,503 - Jesus. - You're the hard-*** 1861 01:33:23,503 --> 01:33:25,105 constantly telling everybody not to lie 1862 01:33:25,105 --> 01:33:27,407 and going on and on about the honor code. 1863 01:33:29,142 --> 01:33:31,177 There was an incident when I was at Harvard 1864 01:33:31,177 --> 01:33:33,513 with my roommate. 1865 01:33:33,513 --> 01:33:35,415 And? 1866 01:33:35,415 --> 01:33:37,951 He accused me of copying from his senior thesis. 1867 01:33:37,951 --> 01:33:39,219 Plagiarizing. 1868 01:33:39,219 --> 01:33:40,620 Ah. 1869 01:33:40,620 --> 01:33:44,290 - Well, did you? - No, he stole from me. 1870 01:33:44,290 --> 01:33:45,925 But that blue-blooded prick's family 1871 01:33:45,925 --> 01:33:47,794 had allies on the faculty. 1872 01:33:47,794 --> 01:33:49,929 I mean, their last name is on a library, for Christ's sake. 1873 01:33:49,929 --> 01:33:53,233 So he accused me in order to sanitize his treachery 1874 01:33:53,233 --> 01:33:56,436 and, uh, they threw me out. 1875 01:33:56,436 --> 01:33:58,805 Wait, so you got kicked out of Harvard for cheating? 1876 01:33:58,805 --> 01:34:00,940 No, I got kicked out of Harvard for hitting him. 1877 01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:02,409 - (Paul chuckles) - You hit him? 1878 01:34:02,409 --> 01:34:03,643 What, like punched him out? 1879 01:34:03,643 --> 01:34:05,979 No, I hit him with a car. Ah. 1880 01:34:05,979 --> 01:34:08,715 You got kicked out of Harvard for hitting a guy with a car? 1881 01:34:08,715 --> 01:34:10,216 By accident. 1882 01:34:10,216 --> 01:34:12,485 Pint of Jim Beam, please. 1883 01:34:12,485 --> 01:34:15,588 But he broke three ribs, which was technically his fault 1884 01:34:15,588 --> 01:34:17,223 because he shouldn't have been in the road. 1885 01:34:17,223 --> 01:34:18,925 CASHIER: Two dollars, please. 1886 01:34:18,925 --> 01:34:20,960 - Also, he shat himself. - (cash register bell dings) 1887 01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:22,762 Which was the greater indignity. 1888 01:34:22,762 --> 01:34:24,497 (laughs) 1889 01:34:25,498 --> 01:34:26,933 Here you go, killer. 1890 01:34:27,967 --> 01:34:29,903 (cash register drawer closes) 1891 01:34:29,903 --> 01:34:32,272 ANGUS: So Mr. Hunham never even graduated college? 1892 01:34:32,272 --> 01:34:33,973 - PAUL: Mm. - Holy shit. 1893 01:34:33,973 --> 01:34:35,775 You didn't finish up somewhere else? Who else knows? 1894 01:34:35,775 --> 01:34:37,677 Well, Dr. Greene knew. 1895 01:34:37,677 --> 01:34:40,180 Only Dr. Greene. 1896 01:34:40,180 --> 01:34:43,116 He always believed in me, so he gave me a job. 1897 01:34:43,116 --> 01:34:46,753 Adjunct faculty, zero respect and even less pay. 1898 01:34:46,753 --> 01:34:48,588 So nobody batted an eye, 1899 01:34:48,588 --> 01:34:50,790 and I've been at the school ever since. 1900 01:34:50,790 --> 01:34:52,625 Are you ashamed at how things turned out? 1901 01:34:52,625 --> 01:34:55,595 Not at all. I'm proud of my work. 1902 01:34:55,595 --> 01:34:57,797 I love history. I love Barton. 1903 01:34:57,797 --> 01:34:59,432 Barton is my life. 1904 01:34:59,432 --> 01:35:01,434 I don't know what I would do without Barton. 1905 01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:03,203 Why'd you lie to that guy? 1906 01:35:03,203 --> 01:35:05,538 Because I knew he'd relish the fact that I'm a washout 1907 01:35:05,538 --> 01:35:07,374 and never left my own high school, 1908 01:35:07,374 --> 01:35:09,109 and he'd probably repeat that story 1909 01:35:09,109 --> 01:35:10,877 to everybody we used to know, 1910 01:35:10,877 --> 01:35:14,470 so I figured he's not entitled to my story. 1911 01:35:14,470 --> 01:35:15,482 I am. 1912 01:35:15,482 --> 01:35:17,384 Yeah. Yeah, **** that guy. 1913 01:35:17,384 --> 01:35:20,487 Yeah, exactly. **** that guy. 1914 01:35:20,487 --> 01:35:23,230 "Statistics." (scoffs) 1915 01:35:23,230 --> 01:35:25,992 But, now, you'll keep this quiet, right? 1916 01:35:25,992 --> 01:35:27,827 No one is to know. 1917 01:35:27,827 --> 01:35:30,563 I mean no one, Angus. 1918 01:35:30,563 --> 01:35:32,799 Entre nous, sir. 1919 01:35:32,799 --> 01:35:35,100 Entre nous. 1920 01:35:35,100 --> 01:35:36,536 "Ancient cameras." 1921 01:35:36,536 --> 01:35:38,371 Where the hell did you come up with that? 1922 01:35:38,371 --> 01:35:40,373 Just trying to keep you on your toes, sir. 1923 01:35:49,549 --> 01:35:51,217 Get up, kid. 1924 01:35:52,285 --> 01:35:54,287 It's daylight in the swamp. 1925 01:35:56,256 --> 01:35:58,191 I ordered breakfast. 1926 01:35:59,426 --> 01:36:01,761 Great. (sighs) 1927 01:36:12,972 --> 01:36:15,342 Oh, you dropped something. 1928 01:36:15,342 --> 01:36:17,377 (Paul grunts) 1929 01:36:17,377 --> 01:36:19,579 Uh, those are my vitamins. 1930 01:36:19,579 --> 01:36:21,381 Librium. 1931 01:36:21,381 --> 01:36:23,249 Yeah, it's just, uh, 1932 01:36:23,249 --> 01:36:25,518 something I'm supposed to take for low energy. 1933 01:36:25,518 --> 01:36:27,554 You mean depression? 1934 01:36:28,788 --> 01:36:30,223 Is that rye toast? 1935 01:36:30,223 --> 01:36:32,659 How'd you know I like rye toast? 1936 01:36:42,302 --> 01:36:45,171 (sighs) 1937 01:36:53,580 --> 01:36:55,615 ♪ ♪ 1938 01:36:59,452 --> 01:37:01,488 (busy chatter) 1939 01:37:06,659 --> 01:37:09,362 All right. This way. 1940 01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:22,420 ♪ ♪ 1941 01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:42,228 (pins clatter) 1942 01:37:49,135 --> 01:37:50,303 (chuckles) 1943 01:37:51,671 --> 01:37:52,972 Let go lightly. 1944 01:37:52,972 --> 01:37:54,374 - Ah. - You're too rigid. 1945 01:38:00,914 --> 01:38:02,549 (pins clatter) 1946 01:38:02,549 --> 01:38:04,500 - See? - (Paul laughs) 1947 01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:05,652 - You're welcome. - Not bad. 1948 01:38:05,652 --> 01:38:08,210 You're a pretty good teacher, kid. 1949 01:38:08,210 --> 01:38:09,856 Too bad everybody dislikes you. 1950 01:38:09,856 --> 01:38:11,624 Pretty much hates you. 1951 01:38:11,624 --> 01:38:14,194 But you must know that, right? 1952 01:38:15,195 --> 01:38:17,597 Touché, sir. Touché. 1953 01:38:21,267 --> 01:38:23,690 - By the way... - Yeah? 1954 01:38:23,690 --> 01:38:25,238 ...what eye do you aim with, anyway? 1955 01:38:25,238 --> 01:38:26,639 Ah. 1956 01:38:26,639 --> 01:38:28,241 You know, I've been meaning to ask. 1957 01:38:28,241 --> 01:38:30,343 When we're talking, which one should I look at? 1958 01:38:30,343 --> 01:38:32,245 Sometimes I look at one, 1959 01:38:32,245 --> 01:38:34,814 but then I think I'm wrong, so I look at the other. 1960 01:38:34,814 --> 01:38:36,983 Yes, everybody does that. 1961 01:38:36,983 --> 01:38:38,752 So, which eye is it? 1962 01:38:38,752 --> 01:38:40,453 (chuckles) 1963 01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:44,124 (lively chatter) 1964 01:38:56,569 --> 01:38:59,673 (scoffs) People don't understand. 1965 01:38:59,673 --> 01:39:01,574 This isn't tenpin. 1966 01:39:01,574 --> 01:39:03,410 No, this is much harder. 1967 01:39:03,410 --> 01:39:04,911 All these tenpin ***holes 1968 01:39:04,911 --> 01:39:06,546 coming in here like they're slumming it. 1969 01:39:06,546 --> 01:39:07,914 - The hell with them. - (grunts) 1970 01:39:07,914 --> 01:39:09,549 Yeah. **** 'em. 1971 01:39:12,385 --> 01:39:14,387 Excuse me. 1972 01:39:14,387 --> 01:39:16,556 Here's something I bet you didn't know. 1973 01:39:16,556 --> 01:39:21,561 Your uniform, festive as it is, is historically inaccurate. 1974 01:39:21,561 --> 01:39:24,764 Saint Nicholas of Myra was actually 1975 01:39:24,764 --> 01:39:27,801 a fourth-century Greek Bishop from what is now Turkey. 1976 01:39:27,801 --> 01:39:31,304 So, uh, a robe and sandals would be closer to the mark. 1977 01:39:31,304 --> 01:39:34,441 Yeah, but I guess that would be impractical given the weather 1978 01:39:34,441 --> 01:39:36,976 and all the silly but lucrative mythology about Santa 1979 01:39:36,976 --> 01:39:40,547 and elves and reindeer and chimneys and whatnot. 1980 01:39:40,547 --> 01:39:42,315 (chuckles) What can you do? 1981 01:39:42,315 --> 01:39:43,917 As Democritus said, 1982 01:39:43,917 --> 01:39:49,289 "O kósmos alloíosis, o víos ypólipsis." 1983 01:39:49,289 --> 01:39:53,360 "World is decay. Life is perception." 1984 01:39:59,799 --> 01:40:02,402 My son. 1985 01:40:02,402 --> 01:40:06,600 To see you again causes my heart to soar like a hawk. 1986 01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:10,643 Grandfather, I brought you this present. 1987 01:40:10,643 --> 01:40:13,790 Is this the hat I used to own? 1988 01:40:13,790 --> 01:40:15,615 - (Paul chuckles) - Except grown softer... 1989 01:40:15,615 --> 01:40:17,617 You know, this is not only amusing, 1990 01:40:17,617 --> 01:40:19,786 uh, but for a movie, it's a fairly accurate depiction 1991 01:40:19,786 --> 01:40:21,454 of life among the Cheyenne. 1992 01:40:21,454 --> 01:40:23,623 - Shh! - **** off. 1993 01:40:23,623 --> 01:40:25,759 (in movie): I saw you in a dream. 1994 01:40:25,759 --> 01:40:27,360 - I'm gonna go use the bathroom. - Mm-hmm. 1995 01:40:27,360 --> 01:40:28,995 (in movie): You were drinking from a spring 1996 01:40:28,995 --> 01:40:31,698 that came from the long nose of an animal. 1997 01:40:31,698 --> 01:40:35,769 I did not recognize the animal. 1998 01:40:35,769 --> 01:40:39,806 Alongside his nose, he grew two horns. 1999 01:40:39,806 --> 01:40:41,875 (movie continues playing indistinctly) 2000 01:40:53,853 --> 01:40:56,189 (in movie): ...and smoked on this matter, 2001 01:40:56,189 --> 01:40:58,792 and my decision is... 2002 01:40:58,792 --> 01:41:00,994 Little Big Man has returned. 2003 01:41:00,994 --> 01:41:03,630 (cheering, whooping in movie) 2004 01:41:06,366 --> 01:41:08,401 (quiet chatter) 2005 01:41:13,873 --> 01:41:16,776 PAUL: Hey! Hey! 2006 01:41:17,911 --> 01:41:19,946 No. Out. 2007 01:41:21,514 --> 01:41:23,149 Get out. 2008 01:41:23,149 --> 01:41:25,510 I just need to do something. I was going to come back. 2009 01:41:25,510 --> 01:41:26,519 Or meet you at the hotel. 2010 01:41:26,519 --> 01:41:28,188 It won't take long. It's nothing bad. 2011 01:41:28,188 --> 01:41:32,580 Just get out, you conniving little shit. 2012 01:41:32,580 --> 01:41:34,394 (sighs) 2013 01:41:34,394 --> 01:41:36,730 Were you planning this the whole time? 2014 01:41:36,730 --> 01:41:39,399 Just counting the minutes until I turned my back? 2015 01:41:39,399 --> 01:41:40,934 I wasn't running away. 2016 01:41:40,934 --> 01:41:42,369 There's just something I need to do 2017 01:41:42,369 --> 01:41:43,570 before we go back to school. 2018 01:41:43,570 --> 01:41:44,771 Please. 2019 01:41:44,771 --> 01:41:46,720 You could come with me. 2020 01:41:46,720 --> 01:41:47,374 Just come with me, okay? 2021 01:41:47,374 --> 01:41:49,275 Come with you where? 2022 01:41:50,577 --> 01:41:52,545 To see my dad. 2023 01:41:53,980 --> 01:41:55,882 Your dad? 2024 01:41:55,882 --> 01:41:57,517 (sighs) 2025 01:41:57,517 --> 01:41:59,519 That's what this is about? 2026 01:41:59,519 --> 01:42:02,188 Why didn't you just ask me? 2027 01:42:02,188 --> 01:42:05,425 Because, of course, we can visit a cemetery. 2028 01:42:09,996 --> 01:42:12,650 ♪ ♪ 2029 01:42:24,511 --> 01:42:26,579 ♪ ♪ 2030 01:42:30,817 --> 01:42:32,952 Excuse me. Hi. 2031 01:42:32,952 --> 01:42:35,121 I'm here to see Thomas Tully. 2032 01:42:35,121 --> 01:42:37,190 ♪ ♪ 2033 01:42:49,335 --> 01:42:51,204 Right in here. 2034 01:43:05,785 --> 01:43:07,454 ORDERLY: Over here. 2035 01:43:10,123 --> 01:43:12,158 Look who's here to see you. 2036 01:43:16,896 --> 01:43:18,665 Hi, Dad. 2037 01:43:19,699 --> 01:43:21,735 Hello, sweetheart. 2038 01:43:41,488 --> 01:43:44,240 You want to go sit down for a little? 2039 01:43:46,226 --> 01:43:49,290 Oh. Come on. 2040 01:43:49,290 --> 01:43:51,970 Be seated right here. 2041 01:43:55,568 --> 01:43:57,937 There you go. All right. 2042 01:44:09,115 --> 01:44:11,851 I missed you. 2043 01:44:11,851 --> 01:44:14,487 I've missed you a lot. 2044 01:44:14,487 --> 01:44:16,456 A whole lot. 2045 01:44:19,225 --> 01:44:21,561 You know, I'm still at school. 2046 01:44:22,562 --> 01:44:24,300 At Barton. 2047 01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:25,565 And it's, uh... it's Christmastime now, 2048 01:44:25,565 --> 01:44:27,967 so I thought you might like a visit. 2049 01:44:30,704 --> 01:44:32,372 Guess what. I'm... 2050 01:44:32,372 --> 01:44:34,941 I'm actually keeping my grades up. 2051 01:44:34,941 --> 01:44:36,676 I-I consistently get 2052 01:44:36,676 --> 01:44:38,545 the highest grades in the class in ancient civ. 2053 01:44:38,545 --> 01:44:42,480 I'm... I'm pretty much third or fourth in precalc. 2054 01:44:45,418 --> 01:44:47,787 And I'm in the chess club too. 2055 01:44:49,222 --> 01:44:50,957 But I don't really like the other kids. 2056 01:44:50,957 --> 01:44:52,459 (chuckles softly) 2057 01:44:53,727 --> 01:44:56,796 And in the spring, I think I want to try tennis. 2058 01:44:56,796 --> 01:44:58,465 Just JV, and probably only doubles, 2059 01:44:58,465 --> 01:45:01,301 if the coach could just forget about my, uh... 2060 01:45:02,602 --> 01:45:04,637 Anyway, it's not important. 2061 01:45:12,645 --> 01:45:13,980 Listen. 2062 01:45:21,870 --> 01:45:23,990 I, uh... I have to tell you something. 2063 01:45:28,428 --> 01:45:31,197 I think they're putting something in my food. 2064 01:45:40,874 --> 01:45:42,942 ♪ ♪ 2065 01:46:05,665 --> 01:46:08,134 He used to be fine. 2066 01:46:08,134 --> 01:46:10,670 He was better than fine. 2067 01:46:10,670 --> 01:46:12,505 He was great. 2068 01:46:13,873 --> 01:46:16,420 He was my dad. 2069 01:46:18,345 --> 01:46:21,140 Then about four years ago, he... 2070 01:46:21,140 --> 01:46:23,490 started acting strange. 2071 01:46:24,484 --> 01:46:27,220 Erratic, forgetful, saying all this weird shit. 2072 01:46:29,756 --> 01:46:32,859 My mom took him to a bunch of doctors, 2073 01:46:32,859 --> 01:46:34,494 and they put him on medication. 2074 01:46:34,494 --> 01:46:37,530 But that just made it worse. 2075 01:46:37,530 --> 01:46:39,566 He got more confused. 2076 01:46:41,668 --> 01:46:43,570 Then he got angry. 2077 01:46:46,390 --> 01:46:48,575 And then he got... 2078 01:46:48,575 --> 01:46:50,677 physical. 2079 01:46:52,712 --> 01:46:54,381 That was it. That was the last straw. 2080 01:46:54,381 --> 01:46:56,216 They put him away. 2081 01:46:57,751 --> 01:47:01,187 And she divorced him... 2082 01:47:01,187 --> 01:47:03,390 without him even realizing it. 2083 01:47:05,580 --> 01:47:07,394 That's why she wants a whole new life. 2084 01:47:08,962 --> 01:47:11,264 And it's easy to just stash me away in boarding school. 2085 01:47:11,264 --> 01:47:13,933 Like half of us are just stashed away there. 2086 01:47:16,536 --> 01:47:18,371 And I get it. 2087 01:47:20,240 --> 01:47:22,409 She never has to look at me. 2088 01:47:24,444 --> 01:47:27,580 Because maybe when she looks at me, she... 2089 01:47:27,580 --> 01:47:30,884 - she sees him. - No, no, no, no, no. 2090 01:47:30,884 --> 01:47:34,621 That can't be true. She... You're her son. 2091 01:47:34,621 --> 01:47:37,570 Maybe she's right. 2092 01:47:37,570 --> 01:47:39,590 I can't keep it together. 2093 01:47:39,590 --> 01:47:41,294 I lie. I steal. 2094 01:47:42,629 --> 01:47:44,597 I piss people off. 2095 01:47:45,932 --> 01:47:47,534 I don't have any friends, real friends. 2096 01:47:47,534 --> 01:47:49,135 I'll probably get kicked out of Barton too. 2097 01:47:49,135 --> 01:47:51,438 And when I do, it'll be my own fault. 2098 01:47:53,600 --> 01:47:57,310 Get sent to Fork Union and maybe to you-know-where. 2099 01:47:59,179 --> 01:48:01,348 And nobody will care. 2100 01:48:04,818 --> 01:48:06,853 The funny thing is... 2101 01:48:09,890 --> 01:48:12,920 I wanted to see him so bad this whole time. 2102 01:48:18,698 --> 01:48:20,800 But I also didn't, you know? 2103 01:48:23,837 --> 01:48:25,438 Because I'm afraid 2104 01:48:25,438 --> 01:48:26,740 that's what's going to happen to me one day. 2105 01:48:26,740 --> 01:48:28,408 No, Angus, Angus. 2106 01:48:28,408 --> 01:48:30,176 Angus, listen. 2107 01:48:30,176 --> 01:48:32,445 You're not your father. 2108 01:48:33,613 --> 01:48:35,181 How do you know? 2109 01:48:35,181 --> 01:48:37,851 Because no one is his own father. 2110 01:48:37,851 --> 01:48:39,619 I'm not my dad. 2111 01:48:39,619 --> 01:48:42,622 No matter how hard he tried to beat that idea into me. 2112 01:48:48,661 --> 01:48:52,465 I find the world a bitter and complicated place, 2113 01:48:52,465 --> 01:48:55,535 and it seems to feel the same way about me. 2114 01:48:55,535 --> 01:48:57,837 I think you and I have this in common. 2115 01:48:59,305 --> 01:49:02,208 But don't get me wrong, you have your challenges. 2116 01:49:02,208 --> 01:49:03,943 You're erratic and belligerent 2117 01:49:03,943 --> 01:49:05,845 and a gigantic pain in the balls, 2118 01:49:05,845 --> 01:49:07,814 but you're not your father. 2119 01:49:07,814 --> 01:49:10,350 You're your own man. 2120 01:49:12,686 --> 01:49:14,821 Man, no. You're just a kid. 2121 01:49:14,821 --> 01:49:16,556 You're just beginning. 2122 01:49:16,556 --> 01:49:18,558 And you're smart. 2123 01:49:19,759 --> 01:49:22,696 You've got time to turn things around. 2124 01:49:24,564 --> 01:49:26,700 Yes, I know the Greeks had the idea 2125 01:49:26,700 --> 01:49:29,350 that, uh, the steps you take to avoid your fate 2126 01:49:29,350 --> 01:49:31,370 are the very steps that lead you to it, 2127 01:49:31,370 --> 01:49:33,390 but that's just a literary conceit. 2128 01:49:33,390 --> 01:49:35,410 In real life, your history 2129 01:49:35,410 --> 01:49:37,310 does not have to dictate your destiny... 2130 01:49:37,310 --> 01:49:39,846 Oh. There's Mary. 2131 01:49:39,846 --> 01:49:42,820 Can you not tell Mary or anybody? Uh... 2132 01:49:42,820 --> 01:49:44,851 Entre nous. This whole goddamned trip is entre nous. 2133 01:49:44,851 --> 01:49:47,120 - Stand up. - What? 2134 01:49:48,221 --> 01:49:50,900 Stand up for the lady, you boor. 2135 01:49:50,900 --> 01:49:52,225 You cretin. 2136 01:49:55,628 --> 01:49:57,263 - ANGUS: Mary. - PAUL: Well, hello. 2137 01:49:57,263 --> 01:49:59,332 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 2138 01:49:59,332 --> 01:50:01,340 PAUL: Oh, we're just happy to see you. 2139 01:50:01,340 --> 01:50:02,702 - (Mary chuckles) - (Paul grunts) 2140 01:50:02,702 --> 01:50:04,104 Madame, the menu. 2141 01:50:04,104 --> 01:50:06,720 MARY: Oh. Thank you. 2142 01:50:06,720 --> 01:50:08,274 Hello, ma'am. Would you like a ****tail to start? 2143 01:50:08,274 --> 01:50:10,276 Oh, no, I'll just take a cup of tea. 2144 01:50:10,276 --> 01:50:11,711 Oh, come on. Have a ****tail. 2145 01:50:11,711 --> 01:50:13,380 No, no, no. A cup of tea is fine. 2146 01:50:13,380 --> 01:50:15,382 I've eaten already. 2147 01:50:15,382 --> 01:50:18,184 And you gentlemen, did you save room for dessert? 2148 01:50:18,184 --> 01:50:20,720 - PAUL: Hmm. - Hey, what's that? 2149 01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:22,589 WAITRESS: That's our signature dessert. 2150 01:50:22,589 --> 01:50:24,124 - Cherries jubilee. - PAUL: Mmm. 2151 01:50:24,124 --> 01:50:25,859 - That sounds great. - (Paul chuckles) 2152 01:50:25,859 --> 01:50:28,361 Bring the young vandal here cherries jubilee. 2153 01:50:28,361 --> 01:50:30,230 I'm afraid I can't. 2154 01:50:30,230 --> 01:50:32,198 The dish contains brandy. 2155 01:50:32,198 --> 01:50:34,567 Same deal with the bananas Foster. 2156 01:50:34,567 --> 01:50:36,603 - Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol just burn off? - PAUL: Mm. 2157 01:50:36,603 --> 01:50:38,438 WAITRESS: It's still against the rules, ma'am. 2158 01:50:38,438 --> 01:50:40,730 - Fine. - Oh. 2159 01:50:40,730 --> 01:50:42,750 I'll order the cherries jubilee. We can share it. 2160 01:50:42,750 --> 01:50:44,577 Mm. I can't allow that, either. 2161 01:50:44,577 --> 01:50:46,980 Can we say it's his birthday? 2162 01:50:46,980 --> 01:50:48,481 It's my birthday. 2163 01:50:48,481 --> 01:50:50,550 Well, happy birthday, young man. 2164 01:50:50,550 --> 01:50:52,318 Let's get you a slice of cake 2165 01:50:52,318 --> 01:50:54,120 or some other age-appropriate dessert. 2166 01:50:54,120 --> 01:50:56,560 Christ on a crutch. 2167 01:50:56,560 --> 01:50:59,325 What kind of a fascist hash foundry are you running here? 2168 01:51:02,162 --> 01:51:04,431 Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Do you, by chance, have cherries? 2169 01:51:05,865 --> 01:51:07,467 Yes. 2170 01:51:07,467 --> 01:51:09,903 Great. And do you have ice cream? 2171 01:51:09,903 --> 01:51:12,720 - Yes. - MARY: Fantastic. 2172 01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:15,475 Can we please get cherries and ice cream to go? 2173 01:51:15,475 --> 01:51:17,110 And the check. 2174 01:51:17,110 --> 01:51:19,179 Right away. 2175 01:51:20,180 --> 01:51:22,182 - *****. - Mm. 2176 01:51:27,387 --> 01:51:29,856 PAUL: And a little James Beam. 2177 01:51:29,856 --> 01:51:32,580 All right. Go ahead. 2178 01:51:34,327 --> 01:51:36,796 Ooh. (laughs) 2179 01:51:36,796 --> 01:51:38,431 Presto. Cherries jubilee. 2180 01:51:38,431 --> 01:51:40,133 (laughter) 2181 01:51:40,133 --> 01:51:41,768 Ooh. 2182 01:51:41,768 --> 01:51:43,937 - Shouldn't it just go out? - Okay. 2183 01:51:43,937 --> 01:51:46,339 - (laughs) - Oh, shit. Shit. 2184 01:51:46,339 --> 01:51:48,608 - How much alcohol did you put on there? - Oh! 2185 01:51:48,608 --> 01:51:50,276 It's hot. It's very hot. 2186 01:51:50,276 --> 01:51:51,811 - Oh! - (Mary squeals) 2187 01:51:51,811 --> 01:51:53,847 (laughter) 2188 01:51:53,847 --> 01:51:55,915 ♪ ♪ 2189 01:52:15,902 --> 01:52:17,937 ♪ ♪ 2190 01:52:19,839 --> 01:52:21,641 HOST (on TV): But now just listen to them. 2191 01:52:21,641 --> 01:52:23,176 They see the ball and... 2192 01:52:23,176 --> 01:52:25,110 MARY: Man, I sure do wish we had some noisemakers. 2193 01:52:25,110 --> 01:52:26,179 PAUL: Mm-hmm. 2194 01:52:27,414 --> 01:52:29,749 I've got a noisemaker. 2195 01:52:29,749 --> 01:52:31,551 Where the hell did you get that? 2196 01:52:31,551 --> 01:52:33,420 I don't know. Found it. 2197 01:52:33,420 --> 01:52:35,855 Well, you're not deploying that in here. 2198 01:52:35,855 --> 01:52:37,691 You know, you weren't this uptight in Boston. 2199 01:52:37,691 --> 01:52:39,192 - MARY: Oh. - (Paul chuckles) 2200 01:52:39,192 --> 01:52:40,827 Danny, where do you stand on indoor fireworks? 2201 01:52:40,827 --> 01:52:42,362 About as far away as I can. 2202 01:52:42,362 --> 01:52:43,863 - That's very wise. - HOST: Ten, nine... 2203 01:52:43,863 --> 01:52:45,198 Oh, we're gonna miss it. Come on. 2204 01:52:45,198 --> 01:52:46,433 - Up on your feet. - ...eight, seven... 2205 01:52:46,433 --> 01:52:48,340 Up on your feet. Up on your feet. 2206 01:52:48,340 --> 01:52:50,603 - ...six, five, four... - Five, four... 2207 01:52:50,603 --> 01:52:53,573 PAUL, ANGUS and HOST: Three, two, one. 2208 01:52:53,573 --> 01:52:56,843 - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year! 2209 01:52:56,843 --> 01:52:58,411 PAUL: Yes. 2210 01:52:58,411 --> 01:53:02,215 ♪ Should old acquaintance be forgot... ♪ 2211 01:53:02,248 --> 01:53:05,151 (quiet muttering) 2212 01:53:05,151 --> 01:53:06,953 Congratulations, Mr. Tully. 2213 01:53:06,953 --> 01:53:08,621 - Congratulations, Danny. - Thank you. 2214 01:53:08,621 --> 01:53:10,323 Mary, congratulations. 2215 01:53:10,323 --> 01:53:12,559 Now, as I say, we're not deploying this in here. 2216 01:53:12,559 --> 01:53:14,894 No. We're going to light this sucker off in the kitchen. 2217 01:53:14,894 --> 01:53:16,162 - What? - What? 2218 01:53:16,162 --> 01:53:17,564 - (Angus chuckles) - All right. Come. 2219 01:53:17,564 --> 01:53:18,898 - Come, come, come. - Come on, man. 2220 01:53:18,898 --> 01:53:20,433 - For real? - This is coming with me. 2221 01:53:20,433 --> 01:53:25,438 ♪ For auld lang syne ♪ 2222 01:53:25,438 --> 01:53:27,140 ♪ My dear ♪ 2223 01:53:27,140 --> 01:53:32,512 ♪ For auld lang syne. ♪ 2224 01:53:32,512 --> 01:53:34,347 (explosion booms) 2225 01:53:34,347 --> 01:53:36,449 ♪ ♪ 2226 01:53:47,627 --> 01:53:49,662 (song ends) 2227 01:53:52,499 --> 01:53:55,535 ("In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by Allman Brothers Band plays) 2228 01:54:03,309 --> 01:54:05,345 (indistinct chatter) 2229 01:54:06,813 --> 01:54:09,749 (laughter) 2230 01:54:23,363 --> 01:54:25,465 There's too much paprika. 2231 01:54:25,465 --> 01:54:27,233 Why'd you put in all that paprika? 2232 01:54:27,233 --> 01:54:28,868 Follow the recipe. 2233 01:54:28,868 --> 01:54:31,137 Now you have to add in another cup of water. 2234 01:54:31,137 --> 01:54:33,600 What's wrong with you? 2235 01:54:34,941 --> 01:54:36,543 Come on, ladies! 2236 01:54:36,543 --> 01:54:38,611 (indistinct chatter) 2237 01:54:40,180 --> 01:54:41,881 STUDENT: Hey, Kountze. 2238 01:54:41,881 --> 01:54:43,883 Does... does it hurt? 2239 01:54:43,883 --> 01:54:45,518 **** yeah, it hurts. 2240 01:54:45,518 --> 01:54:47,887 Glare off the slopes, man, burned me to a crisp. 2241 01:54:47,887 --> 01:54:49,422 (Angus laughs) 2242 01:54:49,422 --> 01:54:51,910 You think that's funny, Tully? 2243 01:54:52,920 --> 01:54:53,326 No, man. 2244 01:54:53,326 --> 01:54:55,428 Just glad you had a good vacation. 2245 01:54:55,428 --> 01:55:00,266 Welcome back, you snarling Visigoths. 2246 01:55:00,266 --> 01:55:03,937 I trust you all enjoyed a refreshing holiday. 2247 01:55:03,937 --> 01:55:06,539 - Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze. - (song fades) 2248 01:55:06,539 --> 01:55:08,608 Or should I say Icarus? 2249 01:55:08,608 --> 01:55:10,744 Fly a little too close to the sun, did we? 2250 01:55:10,744 --> 01:55:12,379 Huh? 2251 01:55:12,379 --> 01:55:13,613 Yeah. 2252 01:55:13,613 --> 01:55:15,480 Uh, all right. 2253 01:55:15,480 --> 01:55:17,500 Now, along with your skiing and swimming, 2254 01:55:17,500 --> 01:55:19,185 I hope you found time to enlighten yourselves 2255 01:55:19,185 --> 01:55:22,355 about the Peloponnesian War and its implications for today. 2256 01:55:22,355 --> 01:55:24,758 Just to check, we're going to start with a short pop quiz 2257 01:55:24,758 --> 01:55:26,426 - on the reading... - (students groaning) 2258 01:55:26,426 --> 01:55:28,361 ...before we retake the final from last semester. 2259 01:55:28,361 --> 01:55:30,697 Omnia ex scrineis praeter stilum. 2260 01:55:30,697 --> 01:55:32,632 (students groaning, murmuring) 2261 01:55:34,401 --> 01:55:37,270 ♪ ♪ 2262 01:55:52,485 --> 01:55:54,521 ♪ ♪ 2263 01:56:06,366 --> 01:56:08,340 Excuse me, Mr. Hunham? 2264 01:56:09,335 --> 01:56:11,404 Oh, Miss Crane. 2265 01:56:11,404 --> 01:56:14,274 Lydia. Uh, come in. Happy New Year. 2266 01:56:14,274 --> 01:56:16,476 Oh, same to you. Happy New Year. 2267 01:56:16,476 --> 01:56:18,780 Forgive me. I'm a clod. 2268 01:56:18,780 --> 01:56:19,813 I never called to thank you for inviting 2269 01:56:19,813 --> 01:56:21,414 the boy and me to your party. 2270 01:56:21,414 --> 01:56:22,482 And Mary. 2271 01:56:22,482 --> 01:56:23,683 It meant a lot. 2272 01:56:23,683 --> 01:56:25,118 Oh, you're so welcome. 2273 01:56:25,118 --> 01:56:26,653 It was fun. 2274 01:56:26,653 --> 01:56:29,656 Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking to see you. 2275 01:56:29,656 --> 01:56:31,191 He says it's urgent. 2276 01:56:31,191 --> 01:56:33,260 Oh. 2277 01:56:35,395 --> 01:56:37,464 (quiet chatter) 2278 01:56:45,305 --> 01:56:47,173 (knocking) 2279 01:57:02,989 --> 01:57:06,493 DR. WOODRUP: Mr. Hunham, meet Judy and Stanley Clotfelter. 2280 01:57:06,493 --> 01:57:09,290 Angus Tully's mother and father. 2281 01:57:09,290 --> 01:57:10,864 - Stepfather. - Hello. 2282 01:57:10,864 --> 01:57:12,665 Good morning. 2283 01:57:12,665 --> 01:57:14,534 They've brought something very important to my attention. 2284 01:57:14,534 --> 01:57:16,136 STANLEY: We understand you took Angus 2285 01:57:16,136 --> 01:57:17,637 to Boston over the holidays. 2286 01:57:17,637 --> 01:57:19,472 I explained to Mr. Clotfelter 2287 01:57:19,472 --> 01:57:21,574 that you went on a field trip for academic reasons. 2288 01:57:21,574 --> 01:57:22,809 That's right. 2289 01:57:22,809 --> 01:57:24,711 A field trip? 2290 01:57:24,711 --> 01:57:27,380 Yes. Uh, as per my instructions in the manual, 2291 01:57:27,380 --> 01:57:30,183 it fell within the ambit of my responsibility. 2292 01:57:30,183 --> 01:57:32,919 Well, if it was a school trip, then how do you explain this? 2293 01:57:32,919 --> 01:57:34,554 The people at the sanitarium 2294 01:57:34,554 --> 01:57:36,990 confiscated it from my ex-husband. 2295 01:57:36,990 --> 01:57:39,726 Apparently, Angus had given it to him. 2296 01:57:48,468 --> 01:57:50,770 My mom and Stanley are here. 2297 01:57:50,770 --> 01:57:53,173 Lydia told me. 2298 01:57:53,173 --> 01:57:55,241 I think I'm going to get kicked out. 2299 01:57:56,810 --> 01:57:58,978 That means military school. 2300 01:58:14,928 --> 01:58:17,731 JUDY: Angus knows he's not supposed to visit his father. 2301 01:58:17,731 --> 01:58:20,900 He suffers from debilitating mental illness. 2302 01:58:20,900 --> 01:58:23,770 Paranoid schizophrenia, early-onset dementia. 2303 01:58:23,770 --> 01:58:27,374 And Angus's visit created an expectation. 2304 01:58:27,374 --> 01:58:30,977 Now Tom wants to come home, which is... 2305 01:58:30,977 --> 01:58:33,580 clearly impossible. 2306 01:58:33,580 --> 01:58:35,815 They tried to tell him, and he just... 2307 01:58:35,815 --> 01:58:38,218 He got violent. He tried to brain one of the orderlies 2308 01:58:38,218 --> 01:58:39,953 with this goddamned thing. 2309 01:58:39,953 --> 01:58:42,589 You people know the boy has a discipline problem. 2310 01:58:42,589 --> 01:58:45,625 Paul, the Clotfelters want to withdraw Angus from Barton 2311 01:58:45,625 --> 01:58:48,995 and enroll him at Fork Union Military Academy. 2312 01:58:48,995 --> 01:58:51,431 STANLEY: Set him straight once and for all. 2313 01:58:51,431 --> 01:58:53,833 He could do a lot worse than a career in the military. 2314 01:58:53,833 --> 01:58:55,602 Stanley. 2315 01:58:55,602 --> 01:58:58,738 Look, Angus has defied me lots of times 2316 01:58:58,738 --> 01:59:00,974 about a lot of things, including this. 2317 01:59:00,974 --> 01:59:03,343 So, however he manipulated your sympathies 2318 01:59:03,343 --> 01:59:07,313 or slipped the leash, just tell us. 2319 01:59:21,494 --> 01:59:23,630 It was my idea. 2320 01:59:24,998 --> 01:59:27,801 ♪ ♪ 2321 01:59:27,801 --> 01:59:32,380 No, uh, uh, he didn't, uh, trick me or slip the leash. 2322 01:59:32,380 --> 01:59:35,308 No, I took him to see his father. 2323 01:59:35,308 --> 01:59:38,745 In fact, I convinced him to do so. 2324 01:59:41,748 --> 01:59:44,500 This is a family matter, 2325 01:59:44,500 --> 01:59:46,119 and you had no right to interfere. 2326 01:59:46,119 --> 01:59:47,854 - I don't give a shit. - JUDY (gasping): What? 2327 01:59:47,854 --> 01:59:50,156 - DR. WOODRUP: Hunham. - I said I don't give a shit. 2328 01:59:50,156 --> 01:59:52,492 You two were unreachable. 2329 01:59:52,492 --> 01:59:54,527 He was all alone at Christmas. 2330 01:59:54,527 --> 01:59:57,997 I thought the kid should see his father. 2331 02:00:00,166 --> 02:00:03,200 Do you understand what you've done? 2332 02:00:03,200 --> 02:00:05,400 I have to move Tom now. 2333 02:00:05,400 --> 02:00:07,674 It was hard even finding a facility that would take him, 2334 02:00:07,674 --> 02:00:11,544 and now I have to move him. 2335 02:00:11,544 --> 02:00:14,481 And that is deeply unfortunate, 2336 02:00:14,481 --> 02:00:18,785 but why compound the misery by ruining the boy? 2337 02:00:20,286 --> 02:00:22,756 I have just spent two solid weeks with him. 2338 02:00:22,756 --> 02:00:26,860 He is a pain in the ***, sure, but he's also very smart. 2339 02:00:26,860 --> 02:00:29,996 Brilliant, I don't know, but very smart. 2340 02:00:29,996 --> 02:00:32,565 You must know that. 2341 02:00:32,565 --> 02:00:35,668 He's got enormous potential. 2342 02:00:35,668 --> 02:00:39,739 It would be devastating if you pulled him out now. 2343 02:00:43,977 --> 02:00:45,912 (door opens) 2344 02:00:53,119 --> 02:00:56,623 You did this to yourself, Hunham, not me. 2345 02:00:56,623 --> 02:00:59,125 - I want you to remember that. - Mm. 2346 02:01:01,610 --> 02:01:04,264 Hardy, I have known you since you were a boy, 2347 02:01:04,264 --> 02:01:06,566 so I think I have the requisite experience 2348 02:01:06,566 --> 02:01:11,370 and insight to aver that you are and always have been 2349 02:01:16,810 --> 02:01:18,645 (sighs) 2350 02:01:33,393 --> 02:01:36,296 It's this one. 2351 02:01:36,296 --> 02:01:38,665 This is the one you should look at. 2352 02:01:49,142 --> 02:01:51,878 Angus, step inside, please. 2353 02:01:51,878 --> 02:01:54,981 ("Ombra mai fu" from Handel's opera Serse playing) 2354 02:02:10,764 --> 02:02:12,832 (knocking at door) 2355 02:02:23,777 --> 02:02:25,245 - Oh. - Hello. 2356 02:02:25,245 --> 02:02:26,713 Hello. 2357 02:02:26,713 --> 02:02:28,815 I missed you at breakfast. 2358 02:02:28,815 --> 02:02:31,117 I was, uh... I was busy. 2359 02:02:34,554 --> 02:02:37,157 So did you decide where you're going to go? 2360 02:02:37,157 --> 02:02:38,858 Yes and no. 2361 02:02:38,858 --> 02:02:41,327 Um, first, I'm going to stash my stuff 2362 02:02:41,327 --> 02:02:44,831 at a friend's in Syracuse, and then... 2363 02:02:44,831 --> 02:02:46,366 I don't know. 2364 02:02:46,366 --> 02:02:48,902 Maybe I'll start in Carthage. (chuckles) 2365 02:02:48,902 --> 02:02:51,571 I was hoping you were going to say that. 2366 02:02:51,571 --> 02:02:53,473 PAUL: Mm. 2367 02:02:56,743 --> 02:02:59,112 (Paul sighs) 2368 02:03:04,284 --> 02:03:06,520 For your monograph. 2369 02:03:07,987 --> 02:03:09,556 I don't know, Mary. 2370 02:03:09,556 --> 02:03:12,125 There's a lot of empty pages in here. 2371 02:03:12,125 --> 02:03:13,793 Yeah, well, that's your problem, man. 2372 02:03:13,793 --> 02:03:15,261 - (chuckles) - All you got to do 2373 02:03:15,261 --> 02:03:17,230 is write one word after another. 2374 02:03:17,230 --> 02:03:18,898 Can't be that hard, can it? 2375 02:03:18,898 --> 02:03:20,200 - Oh... - (laughs) 2376 02:03:20,200 --> 02:03:22,102 (chuckles) 2377 02:03:24,838 --> 02:03:26,639 What about you? 2378 02:03:26,639 --> 02:03:28,808 What about me what? 2379 02:03:28,808 --> 02:03:31,878 Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere. Mm-mm. 2380 02:03:31,878 --> 02:03:34,800 I'm not like you. I like having a job. 2381 02:03:34,800 --> 02:03:35,448 (Paul chuckling) 2382 02:03:35,448 --> 02:03:37,450 Plus, I'm saving up for college. 2383 02:03:37,450 --> 02:03:39,419 My sister's baby. 2384 02:03:40,420 --> 02:03:42,322 Ah. (chuckles) 2385 02:03:43,790 --> 02:03:45,425 What is the word from Penny? 2386 02:03:45,425 --> 02:03:47,427 - Peggy. - Peggy. 2387 02:03:48,928 --> 02:03:52,332 Only that if it's a boy... 2388 02:03:52,332 --> 02:03:54,834 ...his middle name is going to be Curtis. 2389 02:03:57,937 --> 02:03:59,973 ♪ ♪ 2390 02:04:01,508 --> 02:04:04,144 (sighs) 2391 02:04:05,879 --> 02:04:07,847 (distant chatter) 2392 02:04:07,847 --> 02:04:09,949 (whistle blowing in distance) 2393 02:04:15,655 --> 02:04:17,991 TEDDY: I heard he got booted for eating feces. 2394 02:04:17,991 --> 02:04:19,526 What? 2395 02:04:19,526 --> 02:04:21,461 Apparently he got caught in the locker room. 2396 02:04:21,461 --> 02:04:23,963 Hand in the commode, burgling turds. 2397 02:04:25,198 --> 02:04:27,000 That's not what I heard. 2398 02:04:27,000 --> 02:04:29,200 What did you hear? 2399 02:04:29,200 --> 02:04:30,704 Doesn't matter. 2400 02:04:30,704 --> 02:04:32,539 Either way, he's history. 2401 02:04:32,539 --> 02:04:35,775 ****er taught history, now is history. 2402 02:04:35,775 --> 02:04:37,577 Right, Tully? 2403 02:04:40,513 --> 02:04:43,830 (sniffs, sighs) 2404 02:04:46,519 --> 02:04:47,687 Hi. 2405 02:04:47,687 --> 02:04:49,689 Oh, hi. 2406 02:04:52,920 --> 02:04:54,600 Look, uh... 2407 02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:56,830 I don't know what you said to my mom and Stanley, 2408 02:04:56,830 --> 02:04:59,366 Woodrup, but... 2409 02:04:59,366 --> 02:05:01,968 all I know is I'm not getting kicked out 2410 02:05:01,968 --> 02:05:04,237 and, uh, you got fired. 2411 02:05:04,237 --> 02:05:07,907 Well, I just told the truth. 2412 02:05:07,907 --> 02:05:10,143 Mostly. 2413 02:05:10,143 --> 02:05:11,411 Barton man. 2414 02:05:12,379 --> 02:05:14,414 Barton man. 2415 02:05:17,684 --> 02:05:20,253 (school bell ringing) 2416 02:05:20,253 --> 02:05:22,222 Fifth period. 2417 02:05:30,563 --> 02:05:33,400 You know, it's, uh... it's only PE. 2418 02:05:33,400 --> 02:05:35,350 - (Paul chuckles) - Maybe I could skip. 2419 02:05:35,350 --> 02:05:36,836 We could head over to The Winning Ticket. 2420 02:05:36,836 --> 02:05:38,538 - (chuckling) - Grab a burger and a beer. 2421 02:05:38,538 --> 02:05:41,708 Ah. Miller High Life, no doubt. 2422 02:05:41,708 --> 02:05:44,100 You never give up, do you? 2423 02:05:44,100 --> 02:05:45,712 Well, they already fired you, so I figured 2424 02:05:45,712 --> 02:05:47,347 it was worth a shot. 2425 02:05:47,347 --> 02:05:51,840 Your logic is flawless, but, uh, no. 2426 02:05:59,259 --> 02:06:01,795 Keep your head up, all right? 2427 02:06:03,396 --> 02:06:05,598 ♪ ♪ 2428 02:06:06,599 --> 02:06:08,835 You can do this. 2429 02:06:10,336 --> 02:06:12,505 Yeah, I was gonna tell you the same thing. 2430 02:06:27,454 --> 02:06:28,922 See ya. 2431 02:06:39,799 --> 02:06:41,468 See ya. 2432 02:06:45,605 --> 02:06:47,640 ♪ ♪ 2433 02:07:07,627 --> 02:07:09,662 ♪ ♪ 2434 02:07:18,171 --> 02:07:20,206 (sighing) 2435 02:07:35,588 --> 02:07:38,658 ("Crying, Laughing, Loving, Lying" by Labi Siffre playing) 2436 02:07:45,732 --> 02:07:48,201 ♪ Crying ♪ 2437 02:07:50,370 --> 02:07:54,908 ♪ Crying never did nobody no good no how ♪ 2438 02:07:59,412 --> 02:08:01,948 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2439 02:08:04,250 --> 02:08:07,754 ♪ I don't cry ♪ 2440 02:08:09,122 --> 02:08:11,591 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2441 02:08:13,960 --> 02:08:16,963 ♪ I don't cry ♪ 2442 02:08:24,371 --> 02:08:27,107 ♪ Laughing ♪ 2443 02:08:28,942 --> 02:08:33,813 ♪ Laughing sometimes does somebody some good somehow ♪ 2444 02:08:38,840 --> 02:08:40,420 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2445 02:08:42,589 --> 02:08:46,493 ♪ I'm laughing now ♪ 2446 02:08:47,727 --> 02:08:49,996 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2447 02:08:51,931 --> 02:08:55,802 ♪ I'm laughing now ♪ 2448 02:09:02,809 --> 02:09:05,245 ♪ Loving ♪ 2449 02:09:07,414 --> 02:09:09,249 ♪ Loving never did me ♪ 2450 02:09:09,249 --> 02:09:12,520 ♪ No good no how ♪ 2451 02:09:12,520 --> 02:09:14,200 ♪ No how ♪ 2452 02:09:16,423 --> 02:09:19,159 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2453 02:09:20,860 --> 02:09:25,965 ♪ Can't love you now ♪ 2454 02:09:25,965 --> 02:09:29,350 ♪ That's why I ♪ 2455 02:09:30,336 --> 02:09:34,607 ♪ Can't love you now ♪ 2456 02:09:41,214 --> 02:09:43,316 ♪ Lying ♪ 2457 02:09:45,652 --> 02:09:50,290 ♪ Lying never did nobody no good no how ♪ 2458 02:09:50,290 --> 02:09:52,492 ♪ No how ♪ 2459 02:09:54,461 --> 02:09:57,731 ♪ So why am I ♪ 2460 02:09:59,366 --> 02:10:03,770 ♪ Lying now? ♪ 2461 02:10:03,770 --> 02:10:07,240 ♪ So why am I ♪ 2462 02:10:09,900 --> 02:10:14,881 ♪ Lying now? ♪ 2463 02:10:19,819 --> 02:10:21,421 (song ends) 2464 02:10:55,789 --> 02:10:57,857 ♪ ♪ 2465 02:11:20,480 --> 02:11:22,549 ♪ ♪ 2466 02:11:50,577 --> 02:11:52,612 (music ends)