1 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:15,709 Your Grace. 2 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:02,455 Sergeant, I'm here on behalf of the Red Cross 3 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,457 and I'd like to speak with General Kitchener. 4 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,259 There is no General Kitchener here. 5 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,161 Your Grace? Your Grace? Let... Let him in. 6 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,732 Well, if Morton's here, then Kitchener can't be far away. 7 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,267 My apologies, Your Grace. 8 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,169 Security's paramount right now. 9 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,338 It's a secret that you're visiting with the general. 10 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,273 We can't be too careful with these Boers 11 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,608 and their guerilla tactics. 12 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:22,809 Too careful? 13 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,478 Looks like this place could use a lot more care. 14 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,680 Begging your pardon, sir... 15 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,482 but these concentration camps are the reason we're winning this war. 16 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:30,717 This way. 17 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:39,359 Orlando. Our knight in shining armor. 18 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,327 Thank you for coming. 19 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,396 What's going on, Kitchener? 20 00:02:44,970 --> 00:02:45,665 It seems that you've been 21 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:46,933 somewhat liberal with the truth. 22 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,302 Time has not been kind here. 23 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:51,171 Well, you'll have to explain that to Emily. 24 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,940 On my return to England, it will be my first port of call. 25 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,275 She's outside, 26 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,143 with Conrad. 27 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,979 Why are we here, Mother? 28 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,416 Do you remember why King Arthur and his knights 29 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,984 had a round table? 30 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,122 Because it meant that all men were equal. 31 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,359 It's important that people born into privilege 32 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,860 lead by example. 33 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:17,130 That's why your father and I are patrons of the Red Cross. 34 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,499 Helping others, 35 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:22,335 not hiding behind our status. 36 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,775 Never forget that. 37 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,443 Hmm? 38 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,749 I'm just going to check on your father. 39 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,453 Stay here, Conrad. 40 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:48,461 This terrible war would be over, Shola, 41 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:52,766 if King Arthur and his noble knights were still here. 42 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:56,336 Of course. And which one would you be? 43 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,638 I'd be Lancelot. 44 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,775 Father would be Arthur. Mother, Guinevere. 45 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,780 And you, the mighty Merlin. 46 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,179 Really? 47 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:10,617 This is ridiculous. We're wasting precious time. 48 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,786 Look around, people are dying. 49 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,954 We have emergency supplies from the Red Cross. 50 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:16,656 Thank God she's on our side. 51 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,258 Well, on my side, at least. 52 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,459 She's more of a force 53 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:20,760 than any of our enemies. 54 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,228 There's General Kitchener. 55 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:25,799 Well, open the gates! Bring in those supplies! 56 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,434 Emily! 57 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,608 Lie down until I get back. 58 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:49,556 Go back to Conrad. 59 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,130 Go to hell, Kitchener. 60 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:05,305 I got him! Stop fire! 61 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,278 Emily! 62 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,480 Cease fire! 63 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:19,953 Emily. 64 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:22,822 Darling, I'm here. 65 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,262 I'm here. Darling, I'm here. 66 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,330 That's it. I'm here. You have to stay with me. 67 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,335 You have to stay with me. 68 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,536 Darling? 69 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,700 Protect our son. 70 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:46,646 Protect him from this world. And... 71 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,830 Never let him see war again. 72 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,590 Promise me. 73 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:01,861 I promise. 74 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,263 - You know, Conrad... - Hmm? 75 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:46,166 ...up there, I feel free. 76 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,903 Yes, I'm very much looking forward to my first solo flight. 77 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,205 Remember what happened to Icarus, Conrad, 78 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,474 when he flew too close to the sun. 79 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,777 Well, I remember him needing to escape, no? 80 00:07:57,944 --> 00:07:59,979 Well, he got burned. 81 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:02,782 I think we both see that story differently. 82 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,180 - Welcome home, Your Grace. - Thank you, Shola. 83 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:09,389 - Afternoon, everyone. - Afternoon, Your Grace. 84 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,524 Ready for your maiden flight yet, Shola? 85 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,793 Well, if God wanted man to fly, 86 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,195 he would have given him wings. 87 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:18,298 Yes, I suppose. You drive Father's car? 88 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,666 Mmm-hmm. 89 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,868 You haven't any wheels. 90 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,248 Nanny Watkins. 91 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,652 My study in five minutes. 92 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,624 Your Grace. 93 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,403 Your Grace. 94 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:59,406 I should be reprimanding you for your insolence. 95 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,442 Your opinion behind closed doors is one thing, Polly, 96 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,844 but I will not tolerate such demonstrations 97 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,112 in front of my household. 98 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,449 I'll play by your rules when you play by mine. 99 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,118 Do you really think you can keep secrets from me? 100 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:13,720 What do you mean? 101 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,823 Once again, you've turned down Cousin Felix's invitation 102 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,858 for Conrad to stay with him in Russia. 103 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:20,894 And how do you know that? 104 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,463 Us nannies love a good gossip. 105 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:24,931 And we've all noticed 106 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:27,434 that you've no problem with Felix traveling here, 107 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,236 but you seem to have a problem with Conrad traveling there. 108 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,720 Or anywhere, for that matter. 109 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:36,309 Yeah. Guilty as charged. Well, I'm sorry. 110 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,178 I should have discussed it with you. 111 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,780 Has all this flying around in circles 112 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:41,948 made you forget your manners? 113 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,550 Well, what have I done now? 114 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,285 You haven't even offered me a drink. 115 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,253 Oh, yes, I'm sorry. 116 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,623 And if we had discussed this, 117 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,859 what would my opinion have been? 118 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,595 You think that my 119 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,565 fear for Conrad's safety is a weakness. 120 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,500 Fear is natural. 121 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,136 The problem is, the more you fear something, 122 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,105 the more likely it is to come true. 123 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:10,430 Hmm. So, then, we're both in need of a nanny. 124 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,412 So it would seem. 125 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:27,660 Higher! 126 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,470 Can you fight with only one arm? 127 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,272 Oh, yes. 128 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,841 If I had someone left to fight. 129 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,383 Shola. Do you really think a knife can beat a bullet? 130 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:53,186 This is how people are fighting nowadays. 131 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,654 Now, clean yourselves up 132 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:57,357 before this afternoon's appointment. 133 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,843 My father also brought me here for my first suit. 134 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,413 Kingsman, world's finest tailor. 135 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,123 - Morning. - Your Grace. 136 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,325 Fitting room number one is ready for you. 137 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:33,993 Thank you. 138 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,298 Well, here we are. 139 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,968 I wish your mother could see you now. 140 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,571 She would've been so proud. 141 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,407 I hope so, Father. 142 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,513 Although, I might get more use out of a shooting suit or 143 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,490 a smoking jacket, you know. 144 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,452 Whatever might help in the pursuit of fine birds. 145 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,550 Oh, come on, Father. 146 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,224 It's a big world out there. 147 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,392 Sooner or later, 148 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,260 you're going to have to let me enjoy it, even if, 149 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,863 you know, even if you don't want to. 150 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,433 You know, 151 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,801 Conrad, 152 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,407 our ancestors, they were terrible people. 153 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,644 They robbed, lied, pillaged, and killed, until one day, 154 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:27,213 they found themselves noblemen. 155 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,649 But that nobility, 156 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,819 it never came from chivalry. 157 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,556 It came from being tough and ruthless. 158 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:41,461 Back then, to be called a "gentleman" 159 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,530 would have been a death sentence. 160 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:49,402 Not the mark of honor it is today. 161 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,471 We are Oxfords, 162 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,207 not rogues. 163 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,110 Oxford! 164 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,647 Kitchener. 165 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,449 Well, so glad we share the same tailor. 166 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,584 Indeed. Well, the Kingsman clientele 167 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,952 is enough to make any club envious. 168 00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:09,890 Mmm-hmm. Oxford, can I borrow you for a moment? 169 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,623 Is there somewhere private? 170 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,592 May I suggest the pattern room upstairs, sir. 171 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:13,960 Perfect. 172 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,963 Conrad, this is Morton, my aide-de-camp. 173 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,632 Morton, look after young Conrad for us, will you? 174 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,340 It will be my pleasure, my lord. 175 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,135 Good. 176 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,448 I gather you turned down our Austrian friend 177 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,618 Archduke Ferdinand's invitation to his shoot. 178 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,488 Surely your pacifism doesn't extend 179 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,456 to a few birds, does it? 180 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,258 Us bumping into each other here 181 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,293 was no coincidence, was it? 182 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,264 Walls have ears in Whitehall these days. 183 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,135 Which is why I felt Kingsman a safer place for a chat. 184 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,202 Mmm-hmm. 185 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,305 I'm worried that Ferdinand's political ambitions 186 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,174 may be putting him in danger. 187 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,211 I need you to do me a small favor. 188 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,147 What sort of favor? 189 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,715 So, you're serious about being a soldier? 190 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,850 - Oh, yes. - Which regiment? 191 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,850 Uh... Grenadiers. 192 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,386 Grenadiers. Well, 193 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,222 when the time comes, contact me. 194 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,323 I'll see what I can do. 195 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,758 Conrad. 196 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,164 You're going to need that shooting suit after all. 197 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,844 My Shepherd. 198 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:15,548 I have a Fabergé egg made especially for you. 199 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,517 And look inside. 200 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,521 A little replica of Angus, 201 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,223 your favorite goat. 202 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,457 You're late. 203 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,293 Take a seat. 204 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,899 What is trust? Hmm? 205 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,237 Trust is having confidence 206 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,272 in the honesty of another. 207 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,876 That will be our weapon 208 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,945 to change the world. 209 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,348 Who do I trust? 210 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,170 Animals. 211 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,187 They never let me down 212 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:58,425 and they follow my commands blindly. 213 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:01,261 The question I now have is 214 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:05,932 can I trust you to behave like them? 215 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,335 Open the boxes in front of you. 216 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:16,843 These rings will be the symbol of membership to my flock. 217 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:21,348 Put them on, and you will share in our successes. 218 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,515 But, 219 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,484 break my trust, 220 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,287 and inside you will find 221 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,357 my final gift to you. 222 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,250 A tortoise? 223 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,395 Am I not worthy of a better animal? 224 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,930 Rasputin, I have a bear. 225 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,398 I will happily exchange it with you. 226 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,868 Yes, Princip. I will be the great bear of Russia. 227 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:43,803 Take what you believe is yours. 228 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,939 And by all means, 229 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,974 treat our Shepherd with the same respect you hold 230 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,977 for that joke of a man who calls himself your tsar. 231 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,214 Go ahead, Rasputin, take it. 232 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,483 I dare you. 233 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,818 Now, now, Mata and Erik. We are 234 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,530 a team. 235 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,560 And Rasputin here... 236 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:07,694 ...is like my beloved Angus. 237 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,164 Always butting 238 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,000 and ****ing. 239 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:21,541 But do not mistake fondness for weakness, 240 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,110 you late Russian ****stick! 241 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,480 As everybody knows, 242 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,517 the tortoise 243 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,220 eventually wins the race. 244 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,563 Now... 245 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:50,737 ...my spy, or should I say my mole, 246 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,406 in the British government 247 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,911 informs me that Kitchener is concerned for the safety 248 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,180 of the Archduke Ferdinand. 249 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:04,484 Princip, my wee bear. 250 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,419 Are you ready to prove 251 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,189 Kitchener's concerns are justified? 252 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,125 Yes, I am, my Shepherd. And I will not let you down. 253 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,861 Damn ****ing right. 254 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,690 Does that make sense to you, Ferdinand? 255 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,271 Ah, now I understand 256 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,974 why you accepted my shooting invitation. 257 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:05,145 I didn't really believe Kitchener's scare tactics. 258 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,847 Harping on about my being in danger. 259 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:10,684 Well, only a fool ignores a friend's warning, Ferdi. 260 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,252 Is it really too much to ask? 261 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,920 I think you should come back with me 262 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,210 and hear what he has to say. 263 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:18,391 Turning you down is a hard task. 264 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,827 I will give you my decision tonight. 265 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:21,995 Good. 266 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:45,285 Drive! Drive! 267 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,500 I come here on a visit of goodwill, 268 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,680 to be greeted by bombs? 269 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,305 Yes. 270 00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:07,741 It gives me special pleasure... 271 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,843 I... I shouldn't have brought you here. 272 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,313 We need to get home, where I can protect you. 273 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,447 What... 274 00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,150 I just protected you. I don't need protecting. 275 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,860 Yes, you do, Conrad. I'm sorry, 276 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,988 but you think you know what the world is like, 277 00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,690 but the truth is, you're just a boy 278 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:26,590 who has no idea what men are capable of. 279 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,620 What? Watching my mother die wasn't a good enough introduction? 280 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,627 Are you sure this is right? 281 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:03,196 Just follow my orders. 282 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:06,266 Take the first left. 283 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,847 It's a dead end, you fool. 284 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:22,582 I knew this was the wrong way. 285 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,451 I meant the next left. 286 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,252 Stop arguing. We're sitting ducks here. 287 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,455 Get this car moving now. 288 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,797 Father, it's terrible about Ferdi and Sophie. 289 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,367 We're safe now, aren't we? 290 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,736 Yes, but for how long? 291 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,400 I'm beginning to understand what Kitchener was so afraid of. 292 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,374 Already there are rumors 293 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,677 the Austrians are mobilizing their army. 294 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:27,280 They don't believe this assassin acted independently. 295 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:29,616 And neither do I. 296 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:30,750 It's just Serbia. 297 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,519 I mean, it's such a small part of the world. 298 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:33,620 Why do they care? 299 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:38,458 Well, because small things can grow into big problems. 300 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,627 You see, years ago, 301 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,629 there were three young cousins. 302 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:43,997 The eldest was a real troublemaker... 303 00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:45,165 Put my soldier back! 304 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,566 There are no rules in war. 305 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,690 I'll teach you war, Wilhelm! 306 00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:50,670 Their grandmother was Queen Victoria... 307 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:51,871 Nicholas. Enough! 308 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:53,306 ...who kept them in line. 309 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,943 They grew up to become Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany, 310 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,580 Tsar Nicholas of Russia, and King George of England. 311 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,650 And now, poor Ferdinand's assassination 312 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:05,685 has given the moronic kaiser 313 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:09,356 a reason to reignite their childhood feud. 314 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:14,361 But surely they've matured enough to avoid a war? 315 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,229 One would hope so. 316 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,132 And, thankfully, we have our own King George 317 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,201 to help keep the peace. 318 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,672 Ah. There it is. 319 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,470 Look at us. 320 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,916 Three young cousins 321 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:39,219 who thought they knew how to rule. 322 00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:41,521 But now the soldiers are real. 323 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,457 Get two copies of this photograph made 324 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,559 and have them delivered with these letters immediately. 325 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,595 I'll have Morton see to it personally. 326 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:49,896 Excellent. 327 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,431 Your Majesty. 328 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,972 - Erik. - My kaiser. 329 00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:03,143 "Restraint is a virtue. Remember your duty." 330 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,612 His Majesty, my cousin, the king of England, 331 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,314 strongly suggests we do nothing. 332 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,754 Remember how Prince George used to enjoy it 333 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,122 when your English mother 334 00:24:16,189 --> 00:24:18,158 and her English doctors would torture you? 335 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,627 George would tease you about your... 336 00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:23,496 deformities. 337 00:24:24,431 --> 00:24:26,266 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 338 00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:29,336 And don't forget that sniggering at his side 339 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,338 was your little Russian cousin, 340 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,673 Tsar Nicholas. 341 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,209 Cousin George is imploring self-restraint 342 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:39,179 against our other cousin, the moronic kaiser. 343 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:42,615 King George has always protected our interests. 344 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,352 Why would we go to war over something so trivial? 345 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:47,487 Because we gave Serbia our word. 346 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,656 And besides, I hate the kaiser. 347 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,791 It will be good for his oversized ego 348 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,993 to match his undersized hand. 349 00:24:56,196 --> 00:24:58,698 A wise decision, my tsar. 350 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:02,702 The soul of Russia is safe in your hands. 351 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:05,939 The world will laugh at you 352 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,776 for not keeping your word and standing by the Austrians. 353 00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:12,645 Ignore the English king. 354 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,882 Tell George to mind his own business, ja? 355 00:25:16,216 --> 00:25:17,417 Huh? 356 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:23,690 If I want a war, then I will have it. 357 00:25:26,590 --> 00:25:27,327 As Russia's ally, 358 00:25:27,394 --> 00:25:29,496 we have no choice but to join this war. 359 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:31,965 I don't understand. The kaiser and the tsar 360 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,367 have both ignored the king's wishes. Why? 361 00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:35,535 That's a good question. 362 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,804 - I... - With all due respect, sir, 363 00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:39,839 this debate should happen after we have won the war. 364 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,207 The prime minister is waiting. 365 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:42,642 And we're late. 366 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,770 Morton's right. 367 00:25:44,177 --> 00:25:47,347 My lord, it would be my honor to volunteer. 368 00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:49,449 Honor? 369 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,840 Fine words, young Conrad. 370 00:25:51,518 --> 00:25:53,190 But therein lies the problem. 371 00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:56,220 Legally, you're not old enough to join up. 372 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,591 Hmm. But still young enough to believe 373 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:01,394 it's an honorable thing to die for one's country. 374 00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:05,899 The object of war is not to die for one's country, 375 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:09,235 but to make the enemy die for theirs. 376 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:20,460 Fix bayonets! 377 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,430 Not even I 378 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:54,280 could have imagined a war like this. 379 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,686 What I thought would take a decade for us to achieve 380 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:04,958 has taken two short years. 381 00:27:09,596 --> 00:27:13,233 We have drained Europe's resources 382 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:17,837 and millions have died pointlessly. 383 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,472 Fire! 384 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:21,775 We have broken the trust 385 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:25,645 between the people and the inbred monarchs 386 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:29,516 who only rule due to their fortunate birth. 387 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,787 Do you know who hates King George 388 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,722 more than the kaiser? 389 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:38,658 Me. 390 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,695 The English monarchy 391 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,731 has oppressed my beloved Scotland 392 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,633 for over 700 years 393 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:50,103 and it is time for retribution. 394 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:54,400 We will pull Russia out of our war 395 00:27:54,474 --> 00:27:57,177 and unleash the full might of Germany 396 00:27:57,277 --> 00:28:00,347 to destroy England. 397 00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,549 Rasputin, 398 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:07,754 are you ready to begin the demise of King George? 399 00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:10,557 Thy will be done, my Shepherd. 400 00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:18,665 They've started conscription. 401 00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:20,767 Yes, I'm well aware of that, Conrad. 402 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:22,535 And? 403 00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:24,700 Well, it was bad enough 404 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,338 I didn't join when it was voluntary... 405 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:28,410 Conrad, this is not a war. Do you understand? 406 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,876 It's not like any war that we've ever seen. 407 00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:31,778 I don't care! I should be fighting. 408 00:28:31,978 --> 00:28:34,447 It's not fighting. It's dying. 409 00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:38,551 Much like this conversation. 410 00:28:41,870 --> 00:28:42,255 Tell that to Kitchener. 411 00:28:57,737 --> 00:28:59,606 You're still too young, Conrad. 412 00:29:02,442 --> 00:29:04,277 But everyone's lying about their age. 413 00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:06,212 - They're all going over. - I know. 414 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,348 And I know you want to fight. 415 00:29:09,649 --> 00:29:11,384 It's a testament to your character 416 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,860 and I'm proud of you for it. 417 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,988 Yes, but look what I was given. 418 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,223 In the village. 419 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:20,260 It's the symbol of a coward. 420 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:22,996 And I should suffer such humiliation? 421 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:27,734 Reputation is what people think of you. 422 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:30,470 Character is what you are. 423 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:38,111 Victoria Cross. 424 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,413 Is it yours? 425 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:42,248 Yes. 426 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,250 When I was young, 427 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:47,253 like you, I wanted to serve my country. 428 00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:52,992 But soon I began to question what right we had 429 00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:56,296 to take the land, riches, 430 00:29:56,696 --> 00:29:58,698 and the lives of people 431 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:01,501 who were only defending their homeland. 432 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,639 Every man I killed, 433 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:10,610 I killed a piece of myself. 434 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:20,420 Maybe having a feather would have been better. 435 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:24,791 So, the next day, I put down my rifle 436 00:30:24,858 --> 00:30:26,590 and I picked up a stretcher. 437 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:29,362 I should've been given the Cross for saving lives, 438 00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:30,663 not taking them. 439 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:35,502 As soon as I replace this with my own medal, 440 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,438 I'll join the medical corps. 441 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:43,760 I have informed Kitchener 442 00:30:43,176 --> 00:30:45,450 of your intention of joining up. 443 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,380 And he has assured me that he will not 444 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,649 let you slip through. 445 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:33,930 I have a vision. 446 00:31:33,593 --> 00:31:37,300 This boy is the symbol of the soul of Russia. 447 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,668 You must save Russia. 448 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:47,907 You must pull out of the war to save your son's life. 449 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:49,976 This is nonsense. 450 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:55,480 You dare to question the vessel of the Lord? 451 00:31:57,584 --> 00:32:02,155 You dare to risk your son's life? 452 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:06,626 Nicholas, come to your senses now! 453 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,695 Please. 454 00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:10,864 Please. 455 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,173 My dear cousin Conrad. 456 00:32:20,874 --> 00:32:23,900 It has been too long since we last saw each other 457 00:32:23,176 --> 00:32:25,478 and I'm sorry I'm only writing to you now, but... 458 00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:28,114 ...in these difficult times, 459 00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:29,783 I'm not sure whom I can trust. 460 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:38,458 Welcome back. 461 00:32:40,427 --> 00:32:42,796 For a while now, I've harbored my suspicions 462 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:45,765 of this so-called priest, Rasputin. 463 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:48,568 He has the tsar under his spell, 464 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:51,571 both spiritually and through opium, 465 00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:56,576 and has persuaded him to withdraw from the war. 466 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:00,513 The tsar intends to announce this 467 00:33:00,613 --> 00:33:02,315 in his New Year's speech. 468 00:33:02,782 --> 00:33:04,984 Cousin Felix sends his regards. 469 00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:06,520 Oh. 470 00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:09,289 I hope your father's influence can help. 471 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:13,159 Morton, any ideas? 472 00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:15,962 Well, sir, in my opinion, 473 00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:17,664 this is a very grave situation. 474 00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:19,532 We can trust absolutely no one. 475 00:33:19,632 --> 00:33:21,935 I suggest we assemble an elite squad of men, 476 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,604 we go to Russia, and we sort it out ourselves. 477 00:33:24,938 --> 00:33:26,806 Agreed. See to it immediately. 478 00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:31,144 As I'm not allowed to join up, may I at least go with you? 479 00:33:32,812 --> 00:33:35,548 Conrad, you know your father made me swear that I would... 480 00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:38,618 Protect my son at all costs. 481 00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:42,655 Where do you want to go, Conrad? 482 00:33:44,524 --> 00:33:45,959 - Russia. - Why? 483 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,828 To help Cousin Yusupov deal with Rasputin. 484 00:33:48,995 --> 00:33:50,964 He's going to force Russia out of the war. 485 00:33:51,898 --> 00:33:53,566 Kitchener, have you killed so many men 486 00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:54,968 that you're now relying on boys 487 00:33:55,350 --> 00:33:56,102 to run your military intelligence? 488 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,571 - How dare you speak to... - Shut up, Morton. 489 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:02,342 Conrad, we're leaving. 490 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:05,211 Now! 491 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,230 Your lordship? 492 00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:18,658 Let's just hope we don't make 493 00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,727 such a mess of things in Russia. 494 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:32,939 One more dispatch box for tonight, sir. 495 00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:35,608 Damn it, Morton. 496 00:34:35,709 --> 00:34:37,277 How much do you expect a man to read? 497 00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:38,578 I'm terribly sorry, my lord. 498 00:34:38,645 --> 00:34:41,247 I would help, but I'm definitely... 499 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,883 definitely more of a soldier than I am a sailor. 500 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,119 Well, go outside, man, and get some air. 501 00:34:46,953 --> 00:34:48,121 Quite right. 502 00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:54,821 Five million dead. 503 00:35:56,523 --> 00:35:57,957 May God forgive me. 504 00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:22,716 First Ferdinand, and now Kitchener. 505 00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:24,718 This was not an accident. 506 00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:26,353 Kitchener was your friend. 507 00:36:26,753 --> 00:36:29,550 Not to mention this country's last hope. 508 00:36:29,155 --> 00:36:30,557 How can you be so calm? 509 00:36:30,724 --> 00:36:32,292 My dear Oxford. 510 00:36:32,425 --> 00:36:35,328 I wanted to apologize for our recent fracas. 511 00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:38,732 In my opinion, Conrad is a fine young man. 512 00:36:38,832 --> 00:36:40,900 He was betrayed. We must do something. 513 00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:43,360 Always ready to face the world. 514 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:45,538 No, don't ignore me, Father. You know it's true. 515 00:36:45,972 --> 00:36:47,774 You cannot keep running away from problems. 516 00:36:47,907 --> 00:36:50,100 But I shall, of course, 517 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,378 respect your wishes 518 00:36:51,444 --> 00:36:54,848 and do everything I can to keep him out of harm's way. 519 00:36:54,914 --> 00:36:56,583 I don't believe it was a German mine. 520 00:36:56,683 --> 00:36:58,218 There is something more afoot. 521 00:37:00,754 --> 00:37:02,422 And what if you're successful? 522 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,357 What if you're successful 523 00:37:04,424 --> 00:37:05,992 and keep me locked away as the world burns? 524 00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:08,328 If all parents shared your outlook, 525 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,630 there would be no wars. 526 00:37:10,597 --> 00:37:15,869 But until that day comes, I will no doubt be kept busy. 527 00:37:16,469 --> 00:37:19,239 I remain your friend, Kitch. 528 00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:25,712 Your incessant need to protect me 529 00:37:25,879 --> 00:37:28,415 will not redeem your own failure to protect Mother. 530 00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:36,289 I'm sorry, Father. 531 00:37:48,802 --> 00:37:49,803 No, no. 532 00:37:52,772 --> 00:37:54,700 I'm sorry. 533 00:37:58,845 --> 00:37:59,979 Follow me. 534 00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:37,170 Well, about time. 535 00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:39,119 Welcome to the club. 536 00:38:39,853 --> 00:38:41,488 Is he part of the briefing? 537 00:38:41,888 --> 00:38:43,560 Yes. 538 00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:46,292 Take a look. 539 00:38:52,132 --> 00:38:54,801 You see, this war has made me realize 540 00:38:54,968 --> 00:38:57,203 that we cannot rely on politicians 541 00:38:57,303 --> 00:38:59,272 to do their job properly. 542 00:38:59,606 --> 00:39:01,808 So, I decided 543 00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:04,377 that we should do something about it. 544 00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:06,513 This isn't making any sense to me, Father. 545 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:07,847 Let me explain. 546 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:12,318 My reputation is of a man not wanting to be involved, 547 00:39:12,385 --> 00:39:14,721 which means that my character 548 00:39:14,821 --> 00:39:18,224 finds it much easier to be involved unnoticed. 549 00:39:18,658 --> 00:39:21,528 Just like domestic servants everywhere 550 00:39:21,628 --> 00:39:23,763 who are seen but not heard. 551 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:26,320 Essentially invisible. 552 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:29,569 Unless they're part of the Oxford family, of course. 553 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:32,939 Shola and Polly have gathered 554 00:39:33,106 --> 00:39:35,241 a network of domestics 555 00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:37,577 such as the world has never seen. 556 00:39:37,911 --> 00:39:41,881 While British intelligence listens at keyholes, 557 00:39:43,350 --> 00:39:46,190 our people are actually in the room. 558 00:39:46,319 --> 00:39:47,554 - Very clever. - Hmm. 559 00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:50,223 Now, after Ferdinand's assassination, 560 00:39:50,423 --> 00:39:53,727 I visited Gavrilo Princip in his prison in Sarajevo. 561 00:40:11,111 --> 00:40:13,546 Thank you. 562 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,285 Why did you kill my friend? 563 00:40:19,686 --> 00:40:22,555 It was the alcohol. I was overcome. 564 00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:26,960 I'm just a simple Serb. 565 00:40:27,127 --> 00:40:31,765 A very expensive ring for such a simple Serb. 566 00:40:32,165 --> 00:40:34,267 Ah, and a secret compartment. 567 00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:37,804 That smelled of almonds. Therefore, cyanide. 568 00:40:38,138 --> 00:40:41,141 Princip's ring proves he was not acting alone. 569 00:40:41,307 --> 00:40:44,277 There is, as you say, Conrad, more afoot. 570 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:45,445 Indeed. 571 00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:49,983 Your cousin's letter made us extend our network to Russia 572 00:40:50,150 --> 00:40:51,451 and it paid off. 573 00:40:52,318 --> 00:40:55,155 The tsar's nanny found a ring in Rasputin's chambers. 574 00:40:56,823 --> 00:40:58,825 Identical to Princip's, 575 00:40:58,925 --> 00:41:00,827 but with a tortoise instead of a bear. 576 00:41:00,994 --> 00:41:03,290 Then I think we must go to Russia immediately 577 00:41:03,129 --> 00:41:05,799 and find a way to interrogate this monk. 578 00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:08,501 But by all accounts, Rasputin is unbreakable. 579 00:41:09,369 --> 00:41:11,304 As long as he's alive, 580 00:41:11,371 --> 00:41:12,906 the tsar will never change his mind 581 00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:14,974 and with Russia out of the war, 582 00:41:15,508 --> 00:41:17,210 England is doomed. 583 00:41:17,777 --> 00:41:18,845 My lord. 584 00:41:24,170 --> 00:41:27,153 One life to save millions. 585 00:41:32,859 --> 00:41:33,960 So, 586 00:41:34,694 --> 00:41:37,931 the only way to honor the vow I made to your mother 587 00:41:39,632 --> 00:41:42,769 is to break the vow I made to myself. 588 00:41:44,337 --> 00:41:46,639 I'm afraid we have no other choice. 589 00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:52,812 It is time for us to kill Grigori Rasputin. 590 00:41:58,251 --> 00:42:01,870 Rasputin has accepted an invitation 591 00:42:01,187 --> 00:42:03,156 to your cousin's Christmas ball. 592 00:42:03,656 --> 00:42:05,425 The tsar's nanny informs me 593 00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:08,962 of Rasputin's weakness for sweet cakes. 594 00:42:09,362 --> 00:42:12,332 And even sweeter boys. 595 00:42:13,366 --> 00:42:16,436 So, after the main course is served, 596 00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:20,640 Conrad will entice Rasputin 597 00:42:21,107 --> 00:42:23,643 to a private dessert in the summer room, 598 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:27,414 where nanny's legendary Bakewell tart, 599 00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,490 laced with poison, 600 00:42:29,816 --> 00:42:31,170 will be waiting for him. 601 00:42:31,184 --> 00:42:33,219 Polly, get baking. 602 00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:36,389 Yes. And don't forget the poison. 603 00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:44,397 Get him to eat the cake. Understand? 604 00:42:44,564 --> 00:42:45,565 Yes, Father. 605 00:42:45,699 --> 00:42:48,268 Good. Tonight we will be rogues, 606 00:42:48,902 --> 00:42:50,303 not Oxfords. 607 00:42:56,176 --> 00:42:59,946 Our guest of honor, Father Rasputin. 608 00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:47,293 Are you waiters or Englishmen? 609 00:43:48,595 --> 00:43:51,598 Whatever you are, get me a ****ing drink. 610 00:43:51,898 --> 00:43:54,334 Are you a monk or a ballet dancer? 611 00:44:00,373 --> 00:44:03,243 I see you've mastered the Beryozka glide. 612 00:44:03,843 --> 00:44:07,447 Why don't you glide over there and get me a ****ing drink? 613 00:44:14,254 --> 00:44:16,189 Englishmen. 614 00:44:16,489 --> 00:44:18,158 I like the English. 615 00:44:19,959 --> 00:44:23,960 But it's a long way to come for a Christmas party. 616 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:26,199 Well, for me, yes. But not for my son, 617 00:44:26,566 --> 00:44:29,502 who is certainly a lot more fun than I am 618 00:44:29,569 --> 00:44:30,704 in these dark days. 619 00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:36,743 I'm looking for someone who can help me 620 00:44:36,843 --> 00:44:38,878 gain an audience with the tsar. 621 00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:40,980 Perhaps you can be of assistance. 622 00:44:41,481 --> 00:44:43,316 But I am just a humble monk. 623 00:44:43,383 --> 00:44:47,200 Mmm, a humble monk that this whole room reveres 624 00:44:47,754 --> 00:44:49,322 or fears. 625 00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:58,531 I only make decisions when my stomach is full 626 00:44:58,598 --> 00:45:00,667 or my balls are empty. 627 00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:04,571 Well, thank God dinner is being served. 628 00:45:05,205 --> 00:45:06,439 So, uh, 629 00:45:06,906 --> 00:45:10,677 your father tells me you like to have fun. 630 00:45:10,844 --> 00:45:14,547 Yes. I believe I'm sufficiently open-minded. 631 00:45:15,315 --> 00:45:17,317 What is it that you Russians do 632 00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:18,618 that an Englishman can enjoy? 633 00:45:18,785 --> 00:45:20,754 Well, everything. 634 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,900 Food, music, ballet, 635 00:45:24,257 --> 00:45:26,793 tobacco, art. 636 00:45:26,993 --> 00:45:28,528 But most of all... 637 00:45:32,432 --> 00:45:36,236 we like to **** like tigers. 638 00:45:45,712 --> 00:45:49,716 Is that something an English boy might enjoy? 639 00:45:52,552 --> 00:45:53,553 Yes. 640 00:45:53,753 --> 00:45:57,557 Hmm... But tonight I do not want to teach. 641 00:46:01,610 --> 00:46:02,962 Change seats with your father. 642 00:46:06,299 --> 00:46:07,901 I'm so sorry if I have offended you. 643 00:46:08,301 --> 00:46:11,104 Only if you consider being boring offensive. 644 00:46:11,204 --> 00:46:12,939 Now do as you're told. 645 00:46:14,441 --> 00:46:15,442 Yes. 646 00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:23,450 Sorry, Father. He wants us to swap places. 647 00:46:29,923 --> 00:46:32,559 Excuse me, forgive me. Forgive me. 648 00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:43,103 This leg is a fearful curse. 649 00:46:44,771 --> 00:46:46,773 You know, if I didn't know any better, 650 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,309 I'd say your son was trying to **** me. 651 00:46:50,276 --> 00:46:52,879 More likely you were trying to **** him. 652 00:46:53,413 --> 00:46:55,150 Your reputation precedes you. 653 00:46:55,181 --> 00:46:58,451 Well, if you know so much about my reputation, 654 00:46:59,452 --> 00:47:01,287 put your leg in my lap. 655 00:47:01,721 --> 00:47:03,490 I may be able to fix it. 656 00:47:04,324 --> 00:47:06,126 - Here? - Not here. 657 00:47:06,192 --> 00:47:09,329 Somewhere private, of course. 658 00:47:16,302 --> 00:47:18,271 Here we are. 659 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:23,843 You are expecting someone? 660 00:47:24,444 --> 00:47:26,790 Yes, our nanny is a wonderful cook, 661 00:47:26,179 --> 00:47:27,380 so she's made this cake 662 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,150 as a gift for our host, the prince. 663 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:33,860 Please, 664 00:47:34,487 --> 00:47:36,356 take your trousers off and sit down. 665 00:47:37,891 --> 00:47:39,192 Certainly. 666 00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:42,162 I will make the room warm for you. 667 00:47:47,367 --> 00:47:49,200 In summer, I come here 668 00:47:49,690 --> 00:47:50,704 with my young friends. 669 00:47:51,404 --> 00:47:54,700 Swim naked in the bathing pond, 670 00:47:54,941 --> 00:48:00,130 then come inside and **** in front of the fire. 671 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,748 Naturally. 672 00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:04,840 Ah, there we are. 673 00:48:04,517 --> 00:48:05,652 Trousers off. 674 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,261 Mmm. 675 00:48:15,862 --> 00:48:16,863 Steady. 676 00:48:17,764 --> 00:48:19,366 Blood is life. 677 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,870 Its flow is healing. 678 00:48:25,605 --> 00:48:28,608 And I can teach it where to flow. 679 00:48:34,147 --> 00:48:35,382 Hmm... 680 00:48:36,716 --> 00:48:37,917 - Oh. - Hmm. 681 00:48:37,984 --> 00:48:40,620 Your wound was fixed superficially 682 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,789 and with very poor needle work. 683 00:48:42,889 --> 00:48:43,957 Hmm. 684 00:48:46,993 --> 00:48:48,895 This cake is good, no? 685 00:48:49,396 --> 00:48:53,466 Yes. It's Bakewell tart. It's my favorite. 686 00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:57,700 We can eat it together when I put my trousers back on. 687 00:48:57,971 --> 00:49:01,241 No. Well, to do this properly, 688 00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:04,577 I will need energy. 689 00:49:11,284 --> 00:49:12,719 Hmm... 690 00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:24,931 It's very good. 691 00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:26,499 Hmm. 692 00:49:28,468 --> 00:49:29,602 Very English. 693 00:49:29,769 --> 00:49:33,173 - Yes. It's very English. - Hmm. 694 00:49:58,998 --> 00:50:00,367 What's that noise? 695 00:50:00,467 --> 00:50:01,701 - We should go in. - No, no. 696 00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:03,336 It's Rasputin, not your father. 697 00:50:03,403 --> 00:50:05,710 I think it's the poison killing him. 698 00:50:20,854 --> 00:50:23,890 Relax. Let the blood flow. 699 00:50:24,257 --> 00:50:25,825 - Let me lick your wounds. - Yes. 700 00:50:25,992 --> 00:50:27,694 - Trust me. Trust me. - Oh, God. 701 00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:29,396 - Oh, my, I can see it. - Trust me. 702 00:50:29,562 --> 00:50:32,832 Don't worry, I will help you, and you will help me. 703 00:50:35,735 --> 00:50:37,671 Why do you want to see the tsar? 704 00:50:39,105 --> 00:50:42,509 The tsar needs to stay in the war. 705 00:50:42,676 --> 00:50:44,577 What makes you think he won't? 706 00:50:45,712 --> 00:50:48,915 I'm told he's being influenced. 707 00:50:49,820 --> 00:50:50,650 Good. Now we are getting somewhere. 708 00:50:50,817 --> 00:50:53,586 So, if you really want your leg fixed, 709 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:54,754 tell me the truth. 710 00:50:54,854 --> 00:50:56,560 Why are you here? 711 00:50:56,122 --> 00:50:57,223 I'm here... 712 00:50:57,290 --> 00:50:58,758 - Because? - Because... 713 00:50:58,858 --> 00:51:00,260 - Because? - Because... 714 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,662 - Because? - Because I'm going to kill... 715 00:51:16,576 --> 00:51:17,911 I apologize. 716 00:51:22,549 --> 00:51:23,616 Your cake... 717 00:51:29,222 --> 00:51:31,240 did not agree with me. 718 00:51:38,131 --> 00:51:39,299 Come! 719 00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:43,136 We must ice your leg. 720 00:51:43,870 --> 00:51:47,730 Only two minutes in the cold water, 721 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:48,975 and you will be like a new man. 722 00:51:52,879 --> 00:51:54,614 - My... My leg... - Yes. 723 00:51:54,681 --> 00:51:56,349 - ...is healed. - Yes. 724 00:51:56,516 --> 00:51:58,840 - Yes. - Walk to me. 725 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,822 No. No, no, no. Not the cane. 726 00:52:02,922 --> 00:52:03,923 Leave the cane. 727 00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:05,892 - Oh, yes. - Leave the cane. 728 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:08,428 I didn't believe you. 729 00:52:09,629 --> 00:52:12,632 Come to me. Come to me. 730 00:52:12,966 --> 00:52:15,902 - Why is Father laughing? - I have no idea. 731 00:52:16,369 --> 00:52:19,339 Now let the cold... 732 00:52:19,439 --> 00:52:21,508 Russian water... 733 00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:24,377 heal you forever. 734 00:52:27,447 --> 00:52:32,318 Come. Come. Come. Come. 735 00:52:32,385 --> 00:52:35,880 - Oh! - Come. Come. 736 00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:37,724 - Yes. Yes, yes. - It's freezing. 737 00:52:37,924 --> 00:52:40,126 Let Mother Nature work her magic. 738 00:52:42,862 --> 00:52:44,297 Two minutes. 739 00:52:44,364 --> 00:52:46,633 Two minutes, and you will be healed. 740 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:49,200 You will be healed. 741 00:52:49,335 --> 00:52:51,304 Bakewell tart. 742 00:52:52,339 --> 00:52:56,420 Tell me, a lot of almonds in Bakewell tart. 743 00:52:57,110 --> 00:52:59,879 What other ingredients in Bakewell tart? 744 00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:02,349 I have no idea. I'm not a cook. 745 00:53:02,515 --> 00:53:03,717 Well, I am. 746 00:53:03,883 --> 00:53:08,210 And I also know what else smells like almonds. 747 00:53:08,655 --> 00:53:10,230 Cyanide! 748 00:53:11,224 --> 00:53:13,426 If you really knew my reputation, 749 00:53:13,593 --> 00:53:16,363 you'd know I take a little poison for breakfast... 750 00:53:16,529 --> 00:53:19,320 - He's in trouble. - ...to keep myself immune. 751 00:53:27,874 --> 00:53:29,576 Now, that's more like it. 752 00:53:31,411 --> 00:53:36,616 Time to dance... on your graves. 753 00:53:40,153 --> 00:53:42,220 Go and help your father. 754 00:53:49,629 --> 00:53:52,399 Father. Father. Oh, God. You're freezing. 755 00:53:52,766 --> 00:53:55,201 Father, are you all right? Breathe. 756 00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:57,737 I'm so cold. I'm so cold. 757 00:54:42,282 --> 00:54:43,383 Shola. 758 00:55:17,117 --> 00:55:18,618 Shola. 759 00:55:26,292 --> 00:55:28,610 Do it. Do it! 760 00:55:28,695 --> 00:55:29,696 Do it! 761 00:55:35,902 --> 00:55:37,203 Shoot me. 762 00:55:40,273 --> 00:55:42,475 Please kill me. 763 00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:47,847 Beautiful boy. 764 00:56:16,509 --> 00:56:18,244 I fixed your leg. 765 00:56:18,411 --> 00:56:22,215 Which is more than I can say for your son's neck. 766 00:57:10,864 --> 00:57:13,900 Thank you for my new leg. 767 00:57:31,985 --> 00:57:33,190 Are you all right? 768 00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:35,321 I'm fine. Thank you. 769 00:57:35,488 --> 00:57:40,193 No. Thank you. You saved my life. 770 00:57:42,929 --> 00:57:44,564 And you, mine. 771 00:57:45,765 --> 00:57:47,367 - What about Shola? - Oh. 772 00:57:48,268 --> 00:57:51,438 He'll be all right. He just needs to sleep it off. 773 00:58:08,188 --> 00:58:11,191 Why is it that boys are always so messy? 774 00:58:12,225 --> 00:58:14,694 Pick him up. It's time to go. 775 00:58:22,135 --> 00:58:25,505 You have got to be ****ing kidding me! 776 00:58:29,943 --> 00:58:34,381 I want you to pick up where Rasputin failed. 777 00:58:34,547 --> 00:58:38,852 I don't care about your ideology or your politics. 778 00:58:38,952 --> 00:58:41,421 Just start your ****ing revolution 779 00:58:41,521 --> 00:58:44,791 and get Russia out of my war, 780 00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:46,159 Comrade Lenin. 781 00:58:46,226 --> 00:58:47,527 Yes, my Shepherd. 782 00:58:47,694 --> 00:58:49,796 When my revolution is complete, 783 00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:53,533 the flocks left will be so powerful, 784 00:58:53,633 --> 00:58:55,969 your one problem will be finding my equal 785 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,871 to balance from the right. 786 00:59:05,745 --> 00:59:07,247 What's wrong with him? 787 00:59:08,810 --> 00:59:11,251 Today your father broke his vow of pacifism. 788 00:59:12,352 --> 00:59:13,820 But it was the right thing to do. 789 00:59:13,887 --> 00:59:17,257 Right or wrong, it doesn't make it any easier. 790 00:59:18,825 --> 00:59:23,263 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 791 00:59:23,430 --> 00:59:28,100 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 792 00:59:28,134 --> 00:59:32,906 ♪ Happy birthday, dearest Conrad ♪ 793 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:39,646 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 794 00:59:42,615 --> 00:59:43,616 Good boy. 795 00:59:49,956 --> 00:59:51,224 To my son. 796 00:59:54,327 --> 00:59:55,662 Thank you. 797 00:59:56,229 --> 00:59:59,599 Today, you proved yourself a man 798 00:59:59,966 --> 01:00:03,336 and you've made us all very proud. 799 01:00:04,270 --> 01:00:07,574 A toast to our successful mission 800 01:00:07,741 --> 01:00:09,776 and my new leg. 801 01:00:14,581 --> 01:00:15,949 Happy birthday, Conrad. 802 01:00:16,282 --> 01:00:17,784 Happy birthday. 803 01:00:19,953 --> 01:00:20,954 Thank you, Father. 804 01:00:36,102 --> 01:00:38,710 I'm glad that we can finally see eye to eye. 805 01:00:39,806 --> 01:00:41,107 Well, we can now. 806 01:00:44,511 --> 01:00:46,312 Now that I've blown out 19 candles, 807 01:00:46,379 --> 01:00:48,448 I'm sure you'll give me your blessing 808 01:00:48,515 --> 01:00:52,285 as I join up and finally fulfill my duty to my country. 809 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:58,240 Conrad, you've just exceeded your duty to your country. 810 01:00:59,159 --> 01:01:01,961 My wishes have nothing to do with your age. 811 01:01:02,128 --> 01:01:05,365 Father, your wishes were only granted because of my age. 812 01:01:06,332 --> 01:01:08,802 There's nothing you can do to stop me now. 813 01:01:09,703 --> 01:01:12,672 All I ask for is your blessing, at least. 814 01:01:15,709 --> 01:01:17,377 I'm sorry, Conrad. 815 01:01:17,977 --> 01:01:20,460 But you're asking for the one thing 816 01:01:20,146 --> 01:01:23,183 that I cannot and I will not give you. 817 01:02:15,235 --> 01:02:16,236 My kaiser. 818 01:02:16,369 --> 01:02:18,538 Our naval blockade around England 819 01:02:18,605 --> 01:02:20,807 has sunk another American passenger ship. 820 01:02:21,174 --> 01:02:23,777 The American president could soon run out of patience 821 01:02:23,943 --> 01:02:26,446 and if they join the war on England's side, 822 01:02:27,113 --> 01:02:28,415 we will be defeated. 823 01:02:28,782 --> 01:02:30,917 There are no rules in war. 824 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,754 And making England starve to death is worth the risk. 825 01:02:34,821 --> 01:02:35,922 Hmm... 826 01:02:36,456 --> 01:02:38,591 But if you send this, 827 01:02:38,758 --> 01:02:41,127 it will mitigate the risk. 828 01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:48,134 Are you sure? 829 01:02:48,301 --> 01:02:49,969 Yes, my kaiser. 830 01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:55,141 Get me Zimmermann. 831 01:02:57,110 --> 01:02:59,379 Zimmermann, telegraph the following. 832 01:03:06,190 --> 01:03:07,554 Send this immediately. 833 01:03:07,987 --> 01:03:10,857 Use the kaiser's top-level encoding. 834 01:03:14,694 --> 01:03:15,695 Gentlemen, 835 01:03:15,862 --> 01:03:18,164 we have a priority-one intercept. 836 01:03:18,331 --> 01:03:20,934 Whatever you're doing, cease now. 837 01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:23,103 We need this code cracked pronto. 838 01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:28,308 - Tea? - Please. 839 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,284 Good job, Rita. 840 01:03:38,451 --> 01:03:40,687 This code is what the kaiser has been using. 841 01:03:40,854 --> 01:03:43,560 It must be unbelievably important. 842 01:03:43,156 --> 01:03:44,357 Can you break it? 843 01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:48,895 One! Two! Three! Four! 844 01:03:49,620 --> 01:03:51,598 I'll need a lot more information. 845 01:03:51,731 --> 01:03:53,500 Keep your eye on the enemy! 846 01:03:53,666 --> 01:03:54,701 Aim rifles to the left! 847 01:03:54,868 --> 01:03:55,869 Fire! 848 01:03:56,536 --> 01:03:57,871 Thank you. 849 01:03:58,371 --> 01:04:00,306 What makes the grass grow? 850 01:04:00,473 --> 01:04:02,342 Blood! Blood! Blood! 851 01:04:03,209 --> 01:04:04,210 What're you gonna do? 852 01:04:04,377 --> 01:04:05,979 Kill! Kill! Kill! 853 01:04:08,915 --> 01:04:10,160 Here's your tea. 854 01:04:11,851 --> 01:04:13,486 Quick! March! 855 01:04:16,823 --> 01:04:18,291 Mmm-hmm. Ja. 856 01:04:18,358 --> 01:04:20,660 I am using the cipher. 857 01:04:20,827 --> 01:04:23,496 Is the eight a "Z" or is it an "R"? 858 01:04:27,634 --> 01:04:28,935 Godspeed to you all. 859 01:04:29,102 --> 01:04:30,870 And remember... 860 01:04:31,370 --> 01:04:34,741 "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori." 861 01:04:34,908 --> 01:04:36,420 What does that mean? 862 01:04:36,209 --> 01:04:39,120 "It's sweet and proper to die for one's country." 863 01:04:41,781 --> 01:04:43,950 Direct from Germany. 864 01:04:44,217 --> 01:04:45,218 Thank you. 865 01:04:51,691 --> 01:04:54,327 Ja. I am using the cipher. 866 01:04:54,761 --> 01:04:57,764 Is the eight a "Z" or is it an "R"? 867 01:04:59,799 --> 01:05:02,435 A "Z." Thank you. 868 01:05:13,460 --> 01:05:14,514 I've cracked the code. 869 01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:16,490 It's from Arthur Zimmermann, 870 01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:17,417 the German Secretary of State in Berlin 871 01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:19,552 to their ambassador in Mexico City. 872 01:05:19,853 --> 01:05:22,122 He proposes an alliance with Mexico. 873 01:05:22,288 --> 01:05:25,125 Germany wants to divert America's attention, 874 01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:27,594 so they're asking Mexico to invade America. 875 01:05:27,761 --> 01:05:28,895 In print, there. 876 01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:30,697 So, when President Wilson sees this, 877 01:05:30,764 --> 01:05:32,298 then he has no choice, but... 878 01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:34,267 He has to enter the war. 879 01:05:34,434 --> 01:05:36,236 And the war will be over. 880 01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:39,572 Well done. Oh, my dear Polly. 881 01:05:39,739 --> 01:05:41,274 Well done, you. 882 01:05:43,109 --> 01:05:44,611 You are incredible. 883 01:05:45,545 --> 01:05:47,547 And there's hope for Conrad. 884 01:05:52,152 --> 01:05:53,753 Well done, Oxford. 885 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,890 My idiot cousin, the kaiser, 886 01:05:56,156 --> 01:05:58,124 has finally shot himself in the foot. 887 01:05:58,291 --> 01:06:00,493 You've hit a six with this telegram, old boy. 888 01:06:00,593 --> 01:06:01,795 Kitchener would be proud. 889 01:06:03,363 --> 01:06:05,365 Well, I think champagne is in order. 890 01:06:05,598 --> 01:06:08,468 Uh, thank you, Your Majesty, but I vowed not to drink 891 01:06:08,635 --> 01:06:12,739 until Conrad has returned safely from the war. 892 01:06:12,906 --> 01:06:14,507 Why didn't you mention that earlier? 893 01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:17,143 I'll make sure the only action your boy sees 894 01:06:17,210 --> 01:06:19,145 is sharpening the general's pencils. 895 01:06:19,212 --> 01:06:22,615 I'm not sure that's cricket. 896 01:06:26,119 --> 01:06:28,221 Orlando, you know how many boys' lives you've saved 897 01:06:28,321 --> 01:06:29,389 with this telegram? 898 01:06:30,123 --> 01:06:31,825 At least let me save one. 899 01:06:35,762 --> 01:06:36,763 So, 900 01:06:37,630 --> 01:06:39,833 now that Conrad's safety is assured... 901 01:06:42,402 --> 01:06:43,937 to peace in our time. 902 01:06:44,671 --> 01:06:46,806 To peace in our time. 903 01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:51,177 King George is waiting for your response, Mr. President. 904 01:06:51,344 --> 01:06:53,813 But how can this telegram be real? 905 01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:55,949 Not even the Germans would be this stupid. 906 01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:58,685 - But, sir... - I'm not doing a damn thing 907 01:06:58,852 --> 01:07:00,854 till I have undeniable proof. 908 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,322 Douglas. 909 01:07:03,890 --> 01:07:05,250 Statesman on the rocks, please. 910 01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:15,335 Lieutenant Oxford reporting for duty, sir. 911 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:18,538 Ah, yes. Oxford. 912 01:07:19,272 --> 01:07:22,542 Lucky man. You've been assigned back to London. 913 01:07:25,278 --> 01:07:27,247 Sir, there must be some mistake. 914 01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:29,516 No. Fortune favors the brave, 915 01:07:30,450 --> 01:07:32,652 or those under the king's gaze. 916 01:07:36,756 --> 01:07:37,924 Sir. 917 01:07:40,193 --> 01:07:41,227 Attention! 918 01:08:02,182 --> 01:08:03,249 Lance corporal. 919 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,618 - Sir. - What's your name? 920 01:08:05,785 --> 01:08:07,320 Lance Corporal Reid, sir. 921 01:08:08,121 --> 01:08:09,122 Follow me. 922 01:08:25,305 --> 01:08:27,273 Shola, I presume. 923 01:08:28,675 --> 01:08:29,676 Yes. 924 01:08:29,876 --> 01:08:32,145 Conrad has sent me to see the duke. 925 01:08:34,647 --> 01:08:35,648 And your name, sir? 926 01:08:36,349 --> 01:08:40,820 Good question. It's a complicated answer. 927 01:08:40,987 --> 01:08:42,756 I can only tell the duke in person. 928 01:08:43,123 --> 01:08:44,591 Well, I still need a name. 929 01:08:44,758 --> 01:08:46,459 This is gonna sound stupid. 930 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,295 But according to Conrad, I'm Lancelot. 931 01:08:49,963 --> 01:08:51,631 You're Merlin, 932 01:08:51,698 --> 01:08:54,300 and I'm requesting an audience with King Arthur. 933 01:08:55,668 --> 01:08:57,270 Follow me, sir. 934 01:09:00,730 --> 01:09:03,309 "Doubts persist as to telegram authenticity. 935 01:09:03,476 --> 01:09:06,246 "Worried Wilson won't go to war." 936 01:09:06,379 --> 01:09:07,480 Idiots and fools. 937 01:09:07,547 --> 01:09:09,282 There's nothing left to debate. 938 01:09:10,684 --> 01:09:13,486 Polly, do you think we can extend our network 939 01:09:13,553 --> 01:09:14,554 to the White House? 940 01:09:15,155 --> 01:09:17,290 Most of their household staff were trained in England, 941 01:09:17,357 --> 01:09:18,458 so it shouldn't be a problem. 942 01:09:18,525 --> 01:09:19,859 Right. Well, let's get to work, then. 943 01:09:20,260 --> 01:09:22,262 - I'll get on to it right away. - Thank you. 944 01:09:28,334 --> 01:09:29,402 Yes, come in. 945 01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:34,740 Your Grace. We have a visitor. 946 01:09:34,374 --> 01:09:35,375 Who is it? 947 01:09:36,900 --> 01:09:38,411 A friend of Conrad saying he's Lancelot, 948 01:09:38,578 --> 01:09:40,460 asking to see King Arthur. 949 01:09:40,213 --> 01:09:42,150 What? 950 01:09:42,115 --> 01:09:43,883 That brings back fond memories. 951 01:09:43,983 --> 01:09:45,510 Um... 952 01:09:45,685 --> 01:09:46,820 Show him in, would you? 953 01:09:46,986 --> 01:09:47,987 Yes, sir. 954 01:09:48,855 --> 01:09:49,856 Sir. 955 01:09:52,425 --> 01:09:53,426 Who are you? 956 01:09:53,593 --> 01:09:56,363 Lance Corporal Reid of the Black Watch, sir. 957 01:09:57,297 --> 01:09:58,365 So then why are you wearing 958 01:09:58,431 --> 01:10:00,133 a Grenadiers officer's uniform? 959 01:10:02,736 --> 01:10:03,837 This, uh... 960 01:10:05,705 --> 01:10:07,874 This will explain it better than I can. 961 01:10:08,308 --> 01:10:10,210 It's a wee bit surreal, sir. 962 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,490 Hmm. 963 01:10:16,716 --> 01:10:17,717 Odd. 964 01:10:17,984 --> 01:10:20,620 It's a letter from Conrad. 965 01:10:21,788 --> 01:10:23,223 You're Lancelot. 966 01:10:25,258 --> 01:10:28,461 Dear Father. I, too, can play games. 967 01:10:29,596 --> 01:10:32,980 I've swapped places with Archie Reid, 968 01:10:32,599 --> 01:10:34,340 the man in front of you. 969 01:10:34,434 --> 01:10:35,435 Archie? 970 01:10:35,735 --> 01:10:37,404 - He's a good man... - Yes, sir. 971 01:10:37,570 --> 01:10:39,439 ...who is simply following my orders 972 01:10:39,539 --> 01:10:42,375 and is possibly as confused as you are. 973 01:10:42,776 --> 01:10:44,110 Please ensure my actions 974 01:10:44,210 --> 01:10:45,812 don't get him into any trouble. 975 01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:49,983 Tomorrow I finally fulfill my wish to go to the front. 976 01:10:50,817 --> 01:10:53,860 And in the meantime, I enclose a poem 977 01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,560 which I thought you might appreciate. 978 01:10:57,557 --> 01:10:58,558 "Bent double... 979 01:11:00,126 --> 01:11:02,996 "like old beggars under sacks... 980 01:11:04,731 --> 01:11:08,435 "Knock-kneed, coughing like hags... 981 01:11:09,969 --> 01:11:12,472 "we cursed through sludge... 982 01:11:13,573 --> 01:11:17,744 "Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs... 983 01:11:18,845 --> 01:11:24,250 "And towards our distant rest began to trudge. 984 01:11:28,988 --> 01:11:31,424 "Men marched asleep. 985 01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:36,229 "Many had lost their boots, but limped on... 986 01:11:36,996 --> 01:11:38,565 "blood-shod. 987 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:44,771 "All went lame, all blind. 988 01:11:45,805 --> 01:11:48,174 "Drunk with fatigue... 989 01:11:48,575 --> 01:11:50,643 "deaf even to the hoots... 990 01:11:50,710 --> 01:11:54,514 "Of tired outstripped five-nines 991 01:11:54,681 --> 01:11:56,416 "that dropped behind." 992 01:12:04,257 --> 01:12:05,258 New lads. 993 01:12:05,592 --> 01:12:06,860 Welcome to the front line. 994 01:12:07,270 --> 01:12:08,328 This trench will be your home for the next six... 995 01:12:08,428 --> 01:12:10,964 I don't bloody believe it. Runner! 996 01:12:11,865 --> 01:12:13,333 Come on, lads! 997 01:12:23,743 --> 01:12:26,120 Well, come on, lads! Cover the man! 998 01:12:28,314 --> 01:12:30,316 Cover the man! 999 01:12:33,987 --> 01:12:35,155 Fire! 1000 01:12:36,656 --> 01:12:37,724 Keep running! 1001 01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:45,231 Hold your fire! 1002 01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:52,872 Good effort, men. 1003 01:12:53,740 --> 01:12:56,420 This war never stops surprising me. 1004 01:12:56,476 --> 01:12:59,879 A German wavin' a Union Jack! What's next? 1005 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,349 Allow me to answer that, Sergeant Major. 1006 01:13:02,515 --> 01:13:03,917 Fall in! 1007 01:13:06,753 --> 01:13:09,389 That runner was actually a British spy. 1008 01:13:09,556 --> 01:13:11,224 He was bringing me vital information. 1009 01:13:11,891 --> 01:13:13,193 Our country needs what he was carrying, 1010 01:13:13,259 --> 01:13:15,495 and I therefore need six volunteers. 1011 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,640 You will accompany me to retrieve what's left of him 1012 01:13:18,131 --> 01:13:20,233 as soon as it's dark. 1013 01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:25,238 Very good, lad. 1014 01:13:26,606 --> 01:13:27,707 Who else? 1015 01:13:29,843 --> 01:13:30,877 Sergeant? 1016 01:13:32,145 --> 01:13:34,981 You five. One step forward. March! 1017 01:13:36,950 --> 01:13:39,520 Five more brave volunteers, sir. 1018 01:13:39,219 --> 01:13:42,689 Excellent. We move out at midnight. 1019 01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:24,597 Hold your fire. 1020 01:14:25,365 --> 01:14:26,766 If they hear us from the trenches, 1021 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:29,269 we'll be fired upon from both sides. 1022 01:14:44,451 --> 01:14:46,152 Boom. 1023 01:16:02,262 --> 01:16:03,463 Please... 1024 01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:06,533 Please don't. 1025 01:16:20,613 --> 01:16:21,715 I'm so sorry. 1026 01:16:52,879 --> 01:16:53,880 What was that? 1027 01:17:18,338 --> 01:17:19,339 It's over there. 1028 01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:20,840 Don't shoot! 1029 01:17:23,109 --> 01:17:24,110 No! 1030 01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:06,286 Cease fire! 1031 01:18:31,144 --> 01:18:32,712 First time out here, lad? 1032 01:18:33,780 --> 01:18:35,448 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1033 01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:38,985 Same side. 1034 01:18:39,753 --> 01:18:41,388 Thank God for the Union Jack, eh? 1035 01:18:45,759 --> 01:18:47,761 I can honestly say that my first time 1036 01:18:47,861 --> 01:18:49,596 was worse than losing this leg. 1037 01:18:52,432 --> 01:18:55,735 I'm so sorry, I shouldn't be the one crying. 1038 01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,538 Come over here and help me out. I'm freezing. 1039 01:19:04,377 --> 01:19:07,247 Come here. Come on. 1040 01:19:15,455 --> 01:19:19,359 I thought... I thought I knew what I wanted. 1041 01:19:25,465 --> 01:19:27,734 My father warned me. 1042 01:19:28,802 --> 01:19:32,500 My father warned me. I... I didn't listen... 1043 01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:35,809 and now it all makes sense. 1044 01:19:39,979 --> 01:19:42,749 I didn't even get to say goodbye. 1045 01:19:43,650 --> 01:19:47,787 Well, I suggest we solve both our problems, yeah? 1046 01:19:48,421 --> 01:19:49,856 Look. 1047 01:19:50,623 --> 01:19:52,625 I need to get this to high command. 1048 01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:55,628 The contents could help end this bloody war. 1049 01:19:56,596 --> 01:19:59,866 As I won't be walking any time soon, 1050 01:20:01,167 --> 01:20:03,970 I suggest you finish the mission 1051 01:20:06,172 --> 01:20:08,308 and go home to a hero's welcome. 1052 01:20:08,842 --> 01:20:13,713 No, no. No. Off we go to a hero's welcome. 1053 01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:36,690 It's okay. I've got you. 1054 01:20:45,345 --> 01:20:47,380 Shit. Hurry! 1055 01:20:49,616 --> 01:20:51,718 Covering fire! 1056 01:20:51,885 --> 01:20:53,186 Give them cover, lads! 1057 01:20:56,623 --> 01:20:57,624 ****ing move! 1058 01:21:01,361 --> 01:21:03,196 Take out the machine gunner! 1059 01:21:03,663 --> 01:21:04,898 Cover him! 1060 01:21:10,570 --> 01:21:13,106 Go! 1061 01:21:13,306 --> 01:21:16,420 Run! 1062 01:21:16,209 --> 01:21:18,511 - Let's go, man! Run! - Run! Run! Run! 1063 01:21:57,984 --> 01:22:00,530 You all right? You all right? 1064 01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:02,889 Jesus Christ! You were amazin'! 1065 01:22:02,956 --> 01:22:04,758 I've never seen anything like it. 1066 01:22:04,924 --> 01:22:06,259 What the bloody hell were you doing over there 1067 01:22:06,326 --> 01:22:07,394 in the first place? 1068 01:22:08,862 --> 01:22:10,930 You better ask him. Ask him. 1069 01:22:11,398 --> 01:22:13,299 He'll explain everything. 1070 01:22:14,401 --> 01:22:16,200 He took the full force of that blast, sir. 1071 01:22:16,169 --> 01:22:18,438 Yeah. But at least you made it back, son. 1072 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,741 I tell you, if that ain't worth a Victoria Cross, 1073 01:22:21,808 --> 01:22:22,809 I don't know what is. 1074 01:22:22,976 --> 01:22:24,411 I must carry on the mission. 1075 01:22:24,577 --> 01:22:26,780 We need to get this to high command immediately. 1076 01:22:26,946 --> 01:22:29,883 I'll take you there myself. What's your name, soldier? 1077 01:22:30,984 --> 01:22:33,953 Archie. Lance Corporal Archie Reid. 1078 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:35,121 Archie Reid, did you say? 1079 01:22:36,790 --> 01:22:37,791 Yes. 1080 01:22:38,191 --> 01:22:39,292 That's right. 1081 01:22:39,459 --> 01:22:40,960 Lance Corporal Archie Reid? 1082 01:22:41,828 --> 01:22:43,997 Dog Platoon, First Battalion, the Black Watch? 1083 01:22:44,831 --> 01:22:45,832 Aye. 1084 01:22:48,134 --> 01:22:49,936 Is that your best Scottish accent? 1085 01:22:50,503 --> 01:22:51,504 You're not Archie Reid. 1086 01:22:52,138 --> 01:22:54,140 Lance Corporal Archie Reid's a friend of mine. 1087 01:22:54,207 --> 01:22:56,900 And I've been looking for him all night. So who are you? 1088 01:22:56,109 --> 01:23:00,146 Yes, yes. You're right. There's a simple explanation. 1089 01:23:00,647 --> 01:23:01,981 - I'm not Archie Reid. - ****in' German spy. 1090 01:23:02,148 --> 01:23:03,216 I'm Conra... 1091 01:23:24,704 --> 01:23:26,339 Your son was killed in action, sir. 1092 01:23:39,419 --> 01:23:40,420 What? 1093 01:24:23,897 --> 01:24:24,998 Polly. 1094 01:24:28,401 --> 01:24:29,569 Polly. 1095 01:24:41,481 --> 01:24:43,830 My son. 1096 01:24:53,326 --> 01:24:54,794 Why? 1097 01:25:06,673 --> 01:25:10,744 "If in some smothering dreams... 1098 01:25:10,910 --> 01:25:12,679 "you too could pace 1099 01:25:12,779 --> 01:25:15,515 "behind the wagon that we flung him in... 1100 01:25:16,349 --> 01:25:20,887 "And watch the white eyes writhing in his face... 1101 01:25:23,490 --> 01:25:28,795 "His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin... 1102 01:25:29,429 --> 01:25:32,699 "If you could hear, at every jolt... 1103 01:25:32,999 --> 01:25:37,270 "the blood, come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs... 1104 01:25:38,638 --> 01:25:41,241 "Obscene as cancer... 1105 01:25:42,275 --> 01:25:44,310 "bitter as the cud... 1106 01:25:44,678 --> 01:25:50,283 "Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues... 1107 01:25:51,451 --> 01:25:52,819 "My friend... 1108 01:25:53,953 --> 01:25:58,158 "you would not tell with such high zest... 1109 01:25:58,324 --> 01:26:01,270 "To children ardent for... 1110 01:26:01,695 --> 01:26:03,863 "some desperate glory... 1111 01:26:04,300 --> 01:26:05,932 "The old Lie... 1112 01:26:07,367 --> 01:26:10,403 "Dulce et decorum est... 1113 01:26:11,504 --> 01:26:14,107 "Pro patria mori." 1114 01:26:15,975 --> 01:26:19,120 It is sweet and proper 1115 01:26:19,879 --> 01:26:23,283 to die for one's country. 1116 01:26:40,834 --> 01:26:44,304 I, Nikolai Aleksandrovich Romanov, 1117 01:26:44,437 --> 01:26:46,506 Emperor of Russia, 1118 01:26:46,673 --> 01:26:49,900 do hereby declare my irrevocable determination 1119 01:26:49,175 --> 01:26:51,244 to renounce the throne for myself 1120 01:26:51,344 --> 01:26:52,345 and my descendants 1121 01:26:52,512 --> 01:26:55,849 through this instrument of abdication... 1122 01:26:57,684 --> 01:26:59,219 immediately. 1123 01:27:07,594 --> 01:27:09,562 Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! 1124 01:27:25,578 --> 01:27:27,647 The documents Conrad recovered 1125 01:27:28,415 --> 01:27:30,283 turned out to be the German ambassador's 1126 01:27:30,383 --> 01:27:33,620 original handwritten telegram that I cracked. 1127 01:27:34,621 --> 01:27:37,257 It's the concrete proof America needed. 1128 01:27:37,891 --> 01:27:40,727 America will now have to join the war. 1129 01:27:41,610 --> 01:27:43,997 Conrad succeeded where we all failed. 1130 01:27:54,841 --> 01:27:55,975 My Shepherd. 1131 01:27:57,277 --> 01:27:58,645 There is a code of honor 1132 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:01,815 and using a distraction to your own advantage 1133 01:28:01,915 --> 01:28:03,483 breaks that code. 1134 01:28:03,650 --> 01:28:05,285 - What? - Apologies, my Shepherd, 1135 01:28:05,385 --> 01:28:07,287 but I have disturbing news. 1136 01:28:07,454 --> 01:28:10,590 While your plan for Russia has been a great success, 1137 01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:14,561 my plan to keep America out of the war has backfired. 1138 01:28:15,161 --> 01:28:16,396 The American president 1139 01:28:16,463 --> 01:28:18,164 is about to be given the actual telegram 1140 01:28:18,264 --> 01:28:19,766 I forced the kaiser to send. 1141 01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:21,701 Such undeniable proof 1142 01:28:21,801 --> 01:28:24,404 could provoke the Americans into entering the war. 1143 01:28:29,809 --> 01:28:31,144 En garde. 1144 01:28:36,783 --> 01:28:40,530 I like a man who will admit to his mistakes, I do. 1145 01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:44,524 But I like more a woman who can fix them. 1146 01:28:44,858 --> 01:28:47,160 Have our American friend Dupont 1147 01:28:47,293 --> 01:28:49,529 get Mata into the White House. 1148 01:28:49,696 --> 01:28:51,731 Time for you to work your magic 1149 01:28:51,831 --> 01:28:54,000 on the president, Mata. 1150 01:28:54,167 --> 01:28:55,535 Now, go on. 1151 01:28:56,636 --> 01:28:58,538 It's time to show the president 1152 01:28:59,390 --> 01:29:01,541 who the real boss is. 1153 01:29:11,151 --> 01:29:12,552 Will Your Grace be having tea? 1154 01:29:15,922 --> 01:29:17,757 It's scotch time. 1155 01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:20,293 Twenty-four hours a day. 1156 01:29:57,497 --> 01:29:58,965 For the last time, 1157 01:29:59,650 --> 01:30:00,567 I don't want any ****ing tea! 1158 01:30:00,734 --> 01:30:02,102 Neither do I. 1159 01:30:03,670 --> 01:30:04,804 Sir. 1160 01:30:07,774 --> 01:30:10,944 Though it looks like you could use a strong one to sober up. 1161 01:30:12,379 --> 01:30:14,314 I'm afraid it'll take more than that, sir. 1162 01:30:14,514 --> 01:30:16,783 Oh, well, maybe this will do the trick. 1163 01:30:16,950 --> 01:30:18,952 Russia's pulled out of the war. 1164 01:30:19,619 --> 01:30:22,122 The British Empire faces imminent defeat. 1165 01:30:22,889 --> 01:30:25,525 America still refuses to join. 1166 01:30:26,559 --> 01:30:29,462 I personally telephoned President Wilson. 1167 01:30:30,897 --> 01:30:32,966 He didn't deign to receive my call. 1168 01:30:33,233 --> 01:30:35,902 Hmm. So, they got to him as well. 1169 01:30:36,690 --> 01:30:37,570 - Indeed. - Hmm. 1170 01:30:38,605 --> 01:30:40,607 The kaiser's blockade is working. 1171 01:30:41,341 --> 01:30:43,109 The people are hungry. 1172 01:30:43,877 --> 01:30:46,946 The next revolution might be here. 1173 01:30:48,481 --> 01:30:51,170 I've even been advised to change my German surname 1174 01:30:51,117 --> 01:30:53,720 Saxe-Coburg to Windsor. 1175 01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:55,488 More English. 1176 01:30:58,910 --> 01:30:59,959 I'm afraid, then, sir, 1177 01:31:00,493 --> 01:31:02,562 that England is doomed. 1178 01:31:09,969 --> 01:31:11,604 I wanted to give you this. 1179 01:31:13,106 --> 01:31:14,140 For Conrad. 1180 01:31:14,908 --> 01:31:17,510 A true hero. 1181 01:31:19,646 --> 01:31:22,480 A man who knew his duty. 1182 01:31:33,326 --> 01:31:36,763 Enough of this self-pitying poppycock. 1183 01:31:37,397 --> 01:31:38,665 If it were just you... 1184 01:31:39,199 --> 01:31:43,470 you and I, in our grief, I'd say do as you will. 1185 01:31:43,870 --> 01:31:47,307 Drown in drink, and I'd join you. 1186 01:31:48,475 --> 01:31:50,100 But he's watching. 1187 01:31:52,412 --> 01:31:55,148 And he would have been such a better man. 1188 01:31:59,519 --> 01:32:01,540 But he can't. 1189 01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:06,920 He won't be that. Not anymore. 1190 01:32:06,626 --> 01:32:10,897 So, you must, in his stead, 1191 01:32:12,499 --> 01:32:15,502 be the man your son would have been. 1192 01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:25,345 Regretfully, I can no longer remain in your service. 1193 01:32:27,213 --> 01:32:28,682 Forgive me, my lady. 1194 01:32:33,153 --> 01:32:35,221 My heart is broken as well. 1195 01:32:36,256 --> 01:32:38,625 Polly. Polly. 1196 01:32:40,593 --> 01:32:42,462 I do not accept your resignation. 1197 01:32:45,980 --> 01:32:46,132 But... 1198 01:32:47,567 --> 01:32:51,604 I will accept a very strong cup of tea. 1199 01:33:24,738 --> 01:33:25,839 Looking better, Your Grace. 1200 01:33:27,807 --> 01:33:29,509 Feeling better, Polly. 1201 01:33:31,444 --> 01:33:32,645 So, what have I missed? 1202 01:33:33,146 --> 01:33:35,448 We followed your last sober order 1203 01:33:35,615 --> 01:33:38,651 and extended our network to the White House. 1204 01:33:38,818 --> 01:33:40,520 The president's butler informed us 1205 01:33:40,620 --> 01:33:42,922 that since receiving the telegram Conrad recovered, 1206 01:33:43,123 --> 01:33:45,250 the president hasn't been himself. 1207 01:33:45,191 --> 01:33:47,227 This may be the proof I asked for. 1208 01:33:47,327 --> 01:33:48,795 But remember my election promise. 1209 01:33:48,962 --> 01:33:50,530 Out of the war, not in. 1210 01:33:50,697 --> 01:33:53,330 Douglas, get me a Statesman on the rocks, now! 1211 01:33:53,133 --> 01:33:54,701 Constantly engaged 1212 01:33:54,801 --> 01:33:57,470 in top-secret conversations with his embassy in London. 1213 01:33:57,637 --> 01:33:59,873 And ignoring all advice to go to war. 1214 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,142 And do we have someone in the embassy? 1215 01:34:02,308 --> 01:34:03,476 Of course. 1216 01:34:03,943 --> 01:34:05,110 Mr. President... 1217 01:34:05,378 --> 01:34:06,780 I don't know how to proceed. 1218 01:34:06,980 --> 01:34:09,482 We're meeting to discuss her new demands. 1219 01:34:09,649 --> 01:34:11,840 - I see. - She was very convincing. 1220 01:34:11,251 --> 01:34:14,187 And she suggests we make an unannounced visit at 3:00. 1221 01:34:14,354 --> 01:34:17,824 Right, well. We had better get a move on, then. 1222 01:34:32,380 --> 01:34:33,206 Good afternoon. 1223 01:34:33,273 --> 01:34:34,641 Please inform the ambassador 1224 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,576 the Duke of Oxford is here to see him. 1225 01:34:38,378 --> 01:34:39,579 Yes, Your Grace. 1226 01:34:41,181 --> 01:34:42,582 Mr. Ambassador. 1227 01:34:48,421 --> 01:34:49,589 Why did you kill my friend? 1228 01:34:50,900 --> 01:34:51,391 It was the alcohol. 1229 01:34:51,725 --> 01:34:52,726 I was overcome. 1230 01:34:54,270 --> 01:34:56,620 Thank you for your time, Mr. Ambassador. 1231 01:34:59,599 --> 01:35:00,734 Hmm. 1232 01:35:03,403 --> 01:35:05,372 If you wouldn't mind... 1233 01:35:06,139 --> 01:35:09,409 I'm sorry. I couldn't help admiring your scarf. 1234 01:35:09,576 --> 01:35:11,277 An exquisite cashmere. 1235 01:35:11,444 --> 01:35:12,846 Yes, it's very rare. 1236 01:35:12,912 --> 01:35:15,915 Hmm. Do you know the test of a truly pure cashmere? 1237 01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:18,551 - A ring. - Mmm-hmm. 1238 01:35:18,752 --> 01:35:22,789 Yet, happily, you do not wear one. 1239 01:35:23,456 --> 01:35:25,425 You are 1240 01:35:26,793 --> 01:35:27,861 mistaken. 1241 01:35:28,228 --> 01:35:29,596 Now that 1242 01:35:30,797 --> 01:35:31,931 is disappointing. 1243 01:35:32,980 --> 01:35:33,767 But this 1244 01:35:35,168 --> 01:35:36,202 is not. 1245 01:35:48,481 --> 01:35:50,250 I believe it's ungentlemanly to hurt a woman, 1246 01:35:50,417 --> 01:35:51,618 but since the fate of the world 1247 01:35:51,685 --> 01:35:53,653 hangs in the balance, I'm going to bend the rules. 1248 01:35:53,820 --> 01:35:54,988 Now tell me who's behind this, 1249 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:57,891 or so help me you'll never breathe again. 1250 01:35:59,590 --> 01:36:00,827 You will have to kill me. 1251 01:36:10,804 --> 01:36:13,106 Ah... Ambassador. 1252 01:36:14,841 --> 01:36:16,609 - Is she dead? - No. 1253 01:36:17,100 --> 01:36:19,512 She has an extreme case of hypoxia. 1254 01:36:19,813 --> 01:36:21,815 She'll be fine, and so will you, 1255 01:36:21,915 --> 01:36:24,617 as long as we have an honest conversation. 1256 01:36:32,392 --> 01:36:33,727 What you're lookin' at 1257 01:36:33,827 --> 01:36:35,795 is the lady you strangled. 1258 01:36:36,196 --> 01:36:38,865 She filmed herself seducing the president 1259 01:36:38,965 --> 01:36:40,667 and is now blackmailing us 1260 01:36:40,734 --> 01:36:43,403 to not even think about entering the war. 1261 01:36:43,670 --> 01:36:47,307 We cannot risk the integrity of the U.S. presidency. 1262 01:36:47,374 --> 01:36:48,742 I'm sure. 1263 01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:51,745 Now, if we can get that negative, 1264 01:36:51,845 --> 01:36:53,747 then we will happily join England 1265 01:36:53,847 --> 01:36:55,715 and put Germany out of business. 1266 01:36:55,815 --> 01:36:58,118 Well, I suggest you interrogate her. 1267 01:36:58,585 --> 01:37:02,422 And I'll follow up on this. 1268 01:37:04,391 --> 01:37:07,427 This is cashmere from the Kamaliro goat. 1269 01:37:08,528 --> 01:37:09,562 It's very rare. 1270 01:37:10,230 --> 01:37:11,398 Where does it come from? 1271 01:37:12,198 --> 01:37:14,901 Mr. Collins, cashmere book number one, please. 1272 01:37:17,237 --> 01:37:18,238 Thank you. 1273 01:37:19,572 --> 01:37:22,175 It comes from here. 1274 01:37:22,342 --> 01:37:23,877 The only place in the world 1275 01:37:23,977 --> 01:37:25,979 where the Kamaliro goat breeds. 1276 01:37:26,146 --> 01:37:28,148 Excellent. Shola, 1277 01:37:28,615 --> 01:37:31,151 we're going into the cashmere business. 1278 01:37:48,868 --> 01:37:52,172 I can see six men guarding the lift. 1279 01:37:52,939 --> 01:37:54,240 Ah... 1280 01:37:54,341 --> 01:37:55,475 If you can call it that. 1281 01:37:55,642 --> 01:37:58,545 Give the word and their numbers will be reduced. 1282 01:37:59,245 --> 01:38:00,246 Oh, no, Polly. 1283 01:38:00,347 --> 01:38:02,582 The film's negative is going to be up there. 1284 01:38:02,749 --> 01:38:04,117 And that's our real prize. 1285 01:38:04,284 --> 01:38:05,452 If these guards are alerted, 1286 01:38:05,552 --> 01:38:07,253 then I don't think we'll make it up. 1287 01:38:07,420 --> 01:38:09,556 It's vital that we control this lift. 1288 01:38:15,195 --> 01:38:18,498 This is called a parachute. 1289 01:38:18,965 --> 01:38:21,901 It means that one can jump out of a plane safely. 1290 01:38:23,403 --> 01:38:24,404 So, 1291 01:38:25,205 --> 01:38:27,674 tomorrow at dawn I'll fly the plane over the mountain 1292 01:38:27,774 --> 01:38:29,275 and Shola will jump out. 1293 01:38:29,943 --> 01:38:31,911 You land with the parachute, 1294 01:38:32,780 --> 01:38:36,616 take control of the lift, and then you fire this flare. 1295 01:38:37,170 --> 01:38:38,451 It's a signal to me, 1296 01:38:38,551 --> 01:38:40,420 by which time I'll have landed the plane, 1297 01:38:40,587 --> 01:38:42,756 made my way over to the bottom of the lift, 1298 01:38:42,822 --> 01:38:44,391 while Polly provides cover. 1299 01:38:45,225 --> 01:38:48,128 Sir, I could do anything for you, 1300 01:38:48,294 --> 01:38:50,797 but I cannot jump out of an airplane. 1301 01:38:51,164 --> 01:38:52,999 And it's not that I wouldn't try, 1302 01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:56,469 it's that I know I'd let you down. 1303 01:38:57,303 --> 01:38:59,806 Yes. Well, I appreciate your fear of heights, 1304 01:38:59,973 --> 01:39:03,243 but I am the only one who can fly. So... 1305 01:39:03,510 --> 01:39:05,311 But you wouldn't have to land the plane. 1306 01:39:05,478 --> 01:39:07,681 You just have to land yourself. 1307 01:39:09,349 --> 01:39:11,785 Hmm. Well, it, um... 1308 01:39:12,819 --> 01:39:15,422 It would be bad form to ask a man to do something 1309 01:39:15,488 --> 01:39:17,724 that I wouldn't do myself. 1310 01:39:17,891 --> 01:39:21,728 All right, Shola, get ready for my signal. 1311 01:39:23,196 --> 01:39:24,698 We go at dawn. 1312 01:41:08,601 --> 01:41:09,803 Whoa. 1313 01:41:43,903 --> 01:41:44,971 Oh... 1314 01:43:27,107 --> 01:43:28,108 Shit! 1315 01:43:43,289 --> 01:43:44,491 Oh! 1316 01:44:05,450 --> 01:44:08,481 Shh. That's it. That's it. 1317 01:44:20,226 --> 01:44:22,950 Answer the question, Dupont. 1318 01:44:22,262 --> 01:44:25,131 Do you know where Mata is? 1319 01:44:25,298 --> 01:44:26,299 No. I... 1320 01:44:26,366 --> 01:44:28,368 Well, you ****in' should. 1321 01:44:28,535 --> 01:44:30,937 Because I sent her to the American Embassy, 1322 01:44:31,400 --> 01:44:33,540 and she hasn't been seen since! 1323 01:44:35,241 --> 01:44:36,609 Do you see this? 1324 01:44:36,776 --> 01:44:40,280 If the American president thinks he can **** me too, 1325 01:44:40,447 --> 01:44:42,282 he is very much mistaken. 1326 01:44:42,449 --> 01:44:44,851 Take this negative to the press, 1327 01:44:44,951 --> 01:44:47,287 and it will ruin his reputation. 1328 01:44:47,454 --> 01:44:51,124 War will be the last thing on the Americans' mind. 1329 01:44:51,291 --> 01:44:53,126 And when the scandal is over, 1330 01:44:53,193 --> 01:44:56,563 make sure the new president is in our pocket! 1331 01:44:56,796 --> 01:44:58,732 Go on. Run! Run! 1332 01:44:59,132 --> 01:45:00,667 All the way to the White House. 1333 01:45:06,706 --> 01:45:07,941 Let's check the other side. 1334 01:45:08,108 --> 01:45:09,809 Let's go around to the south. 1335 01:45:12,379 --> 01:45:14,581 Make it snappy, pal! 1336 01:45:21,210 --> 01:45:22,220 Hey! 1337 01:45:29,396 --> 01:45:31,310 What the hell? 1338 01:45:38,710 --> 01:45:39,539 Buddy, what's the holdup? 1339 01:45:47,914 --> 01:45:48,915 Look! 1340 01:45:49,716 --> 01:45:50,884 There's the signal. 1341 01:45:51,840 --> 01:45:53,420 Get to the lift. I'll cover you. 1342 01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:07,801 Up on the hill! 1343 01:47:09,262 --> 01:47:11,765 Who the hell is that guy? 1344 01:47:32,285 --> 01:47:36,356 Shola! Stop ****in' about! Get on that counterweight! 1345 01:47:51,400 --> 01:47:52,706 Oh, ****! 1346 01:47:53,373 --> 01:47:54,374 Oh... 1347 01:48:20,834 --> 01:48:23,236 Thank God you're here. 1348 01:48:24,304 --> 01:48:27,173 This plan hasn't exactly gone by the numbers. 1349 01:48:33,413 --> 01:48:35,215 Polly. Do you have the film? 1350 01:48:35,382 --> 01:48:37,517 I have the negative in my hand, Your Grace. 1351 01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:39,419 Well done. 1352 01:48:39,586 --> 01:48:41,221 So we have what we came for. 1353 01:48:41,321 --> 01:48:44,657 Yes. But the cause of all this mayhem is still in there. 1354 01:48:44,958 --> 01:48:47,527 Enough of dealing with tentacles, Shola. 1355 01:48:47,694 --> 01:48:49,429 It's time to cut off the head. 1356 01:48:50,263 --> 01:48:52,650 It's good to have you back, sir. 1357 01:49:47,354 --> 01:49:51,758 You have got to be ****ing kidding me. 1358 01:49:51,991 --> 01:49:54,194 The thorn in my side 1359 01:49:54,294 --> 01:49:58,131 has just been a peace-loving English rose. 1360 01:49:58,765 --> 01:50:02,736 The Duke of Oxford. Good day to you, sir! 1361 01:50:03,670 --> 01:50:05,472 You are the very symbol 1362 01:50:05,638 --> 01:50:07,841 of everything I'm tryin' to destroy. 1363 01:50:08,800 --> 01:50:09,776 Aristocrats like you 1364 01:50:09,843 --> 01:50:13,146 stole my parents' mill in Scotland when I was a lad. 1365 01:50:13,613 --> 01:50:17,317 Entitlement has "title" in it for a reason, no? Huh! 1366 01:50:18,618 --> 01:50:21,788 I'm gonna ****ing love killing you. 1367 01:50:21,955 --> 01:50:24,657 Come to papa, you posh prick! 1368 01:50:35,702 --> 01:50:36,703 I'm out. 1369 01:50:53,486 --> 01:50:56,222 The sound of silence. 1370 01:50:56,956 --> 01:51:00,427 It's my understanding that you, Duke, 1371 01:51:00,527 --> 01:51:02,629 are a formidable swordsman. 1372 01:51:03,396 --> 01:51:08,568 What say we end this shite as gentlemen? 1373 01:51:09,569 --> 01:51:10,837 After all, 1374 01:51:11,371 --> 01:51:13,807 manners maketh man. 1375 01:51:14,507 --> 01:51:17,711 A gentleman does not hide in the shadows. 1376 01:51:18,878 --> 01:51:19,879 Aye. 1377 01:51:32,826 --> 01:51:34,427 Surprise. 1378 01:51:42,736 --> 01:51:43,937 Morton. 1379 01:51:45,672 --> 01:51:46,673 You see, 1380 01:51:47,307 --> 01:51:48,441 a little misplaced trust 1381 01:51:48,541 --> 01:51:50,577 allows one to get away with murder. 1382 01:51:50,744 --> 01:51:53,913 This debate should happen after we have won the war. 1383 01:51:55,248 --> 01:51:58,852 I suggest we go to Russia, and we sort it out ourselves. 1384 01:51:59,190 --> 01:52:00,620 And in poor Kitchener's case, 1385 01:52:03,123 --> 01:52:04,591 quite literally. 1386 01:52:08,428 --> 01:52:09,896 Spoken like a true traitor. 1387 01:52:10,330 --> 01:52:12,799 As far as I'm concerned, his blood... 1388 01:52:15,935 --> 01:52:18,238 ...that's on your grubby hands. 1389 01:52:20,774 --> 01:52:21,941 Two on one? 1390 01:52:22,776 --> 01:52:25,145 Behaving like a true gentleman. 1391 01:52:29,783 --> 01:52:31,451 You're delusional. 1392 01:52:32,152 --> 01:52:33,286 And you've killed millions. 1393 01:52:34,821 --> 01:52:37,624 What say one more, for good measure? 1394 01:52:38,425 --> 01:52:39,426 Hey! 1395 01:53:15,862 --> 01:53:18,310 Come on, old man. 1396 01:53:18,131 --> 01:53:19,699 Get up. 1397 01:53:20,834 --> 01:53:22,302 I said, get up! 1398 01:54:43,950 --> 01:54:46,619 **** this gentleman shite. 1399 01:55:10,643 --> 01:55:12,780 ****'s sake. 1400 01:55:19,119 --> 01:55:20,987 You bastard. 1401 01:55:57,791 --> 01:56:01,661 Give my regards to dear old Kitch, yeah? 1402 01:56:20,213 --> 01:56:23,149 You can't do it. You can't let me fall. 1403 01:56:23,450 --> 01:56:25,552 It goes against your every belief. 1404 01:56:25,652 --> 01:56:28,154 You are a pacifist. 1405 01:56:29,220 --> 01:56:31,524 And I'm now completely reliant 1406 01:56:31,624 --> 01:56:33,260 on your mercy, old boy. 1407 01:56:33,193 --> 01:56:36,663 You're right. I shouldn't let you fall. 1408 01:56:37,630 --> 01:56:42,168 Only now I have become the man that my son would have been. 1409 01:56:45,572 --> 01:56:47,407 You... 1410 01:57:15,902 --> 01:57:16,903 Sir. 1411 01:57:17,270 --> 01:57:19,139 Shola, are you all right? 1412 01:57:20,140 --> 01:57:22,275 We've been through worse, Your Grace. 1413 01:57:23,710 --> 01:57:26,446 So, you'd jump in front of a bullet for me, 1414 01:57:26,546 --> 01:57:28,381 but not out of an airplane? 1415 01:57:29,916 --> 01:57:31,584 So it would seem. 1416 01:57:32,819 --> 01:57:34,220 Thank you, my friend. 1417 01:57:34,387 --> 01:57:35,822 My pleasure. 1418 01:57:37,590 --> 01:57:39,359 - So, Shola. - Hmm? 1419 01:57:39,759 --> 01:57:42,295 How are we going to get down from here? 1420 01:57:54,941 --> 01:57:56,343 Come in. 1421 01:57:57,100 --> 01:58:00,347 Mr. President, Chef has made your favorite peanut butter cookies. 1422 01:58:05,618 --> 01:58:06,986 Thank you. 1423 01:58:23,136 --> 01:58:24,337 Oh... 1424 01:58:24,838 --> 01:58:27,807 Get me the generals, immediately. 1425 01:58:32,112 --> 01:58:34,347 We're goin' to war! 1426 01:58:50,463 --> 01:58:54,340 This victory is all down to you 1427 01:58:54,200 --> 01:58:57,203 and your fine son, Conrad. 1428 01:58:57,604 --> 01:59:00,674 And the courage of so many others, sir. 1429 01:59:00,840 --> 01:59:02,175 Of course. 1430 01:59:03,810 --> 01:59:06,546 Britain thanks you. And I thank you 1431 01:59:06,880 --> 01:59:09,490 for ensuring that I didn't meet the same fate 1432 01:59:09,149 --> 01:59:10,383 as my cousins. 1433 01:59:11,418 --> 01:59:14,220 Wilhelm's abdication was understandable, 1434 01:59:15,422 --> 01:59:17,424 but what happened to Nicholas... 1435 01:59:20,326 --> 01:59:21,795 ...was despicable. 1436 01:59:21,961 --> 01:59:23,563 It was, sir. 1437 01:59:23,730 --> 01:59:25,532 I owe you a great personal debt 1438 01:59:25,632 --> 01:59:27,634 that I still have my crown. 1439 01:59:30,203 --> 01:59:31,705 In that case, 1440 01:59:31,805 --> 01:59:35,375 would you meet me tomorrow at Kingsman, 3:00? 1441 01:59:35,542 --> 01:59:37,644 - A tailor shop? - Yes, sir. 1442 01:59:37,811 --> 01:59:40,447 Number 11, Savile Row. 1443 01:59:45,685 --> 01:59:48,922 All of us here today are united, 1444 01:59:49,220 --> 01:59:52,726 sadly, in losing our sons and friends 1445 01:59:52,892 --> 01:59:54,928 in this terrible war. 1446 01:59:55,280 --> 01:59:57,864 What happened to this generation of young men 1447 01:59:57,931 --> 01:59:59,866 must never happen again. 1448 02:00:00,100 --> 02:00:03,303 I believe the terms of Versailles are too onerous, 1449 02:00:03,470 --> 02:00:07,841 too extreme, and could precipitate another war. 1450 02:00:08,800 --> 02:00:10,744 What the world needs is an organization 1451 02:00:10,844 --> 02:00:12,112 that can channel its resources 1452 02:00:12,212 --> 02:00:16,683 towards preserving peace and protecting life. 1453 02:00:16,850 --> 02:00:19,686 An independent intelligence agency 1454 02:00:19,853 --> 02:00:22,856 operating at the highest level of discretion, 1455 02:00:23,230 --> 02:00:25,258 above the politics and bureaucracy 1456 02:00:25,325 --> 02:00:28,395 of government-run spy organizations. 1457 02:00:29,129 --> 02:00:30,397 To that end, 1458 02:00:31,231 --> 02:00:34,234 I have acquired this shop. 1459 02:00:34,401 --> 02:00:39,305 And I propose that we become the founding members of 1460 02:00:39,973 --> 02:00:42,642 the Kingsman agency. 1461 02:00:44,310 --> 02:00:46,246 My code name will be... 1462 02:00:47,981 --> 02:00:49,115 Arthur. 1463 02:00:49,649 --> 02:00:51,840 And if you agree to join me, 1464 02:00:51,151 --> 02:00:52,652 you may turn over your place card, 1465 02:00:52,819 --> 02:00:55,288 where you will find your own code name. 1466 02:00:58,580 --> 02:01:00,930 I am Galahad. 1467 02:01:04,164 --> 02:01:05,632 I am Lancelot. 1468 02:01:07,267 --> 02:01:10,700 I am Bedivere. 1469 02:01:13,339 --> 02:01:15,308 I am Percival. 1470 02:01:15,475 --> 02:01:16,543 Excellent. 1471 02:01:17,844 --> 02:01:20,947 And this is Merlin, 1472 02:01:21,114 --> 02:01:24,840 who will be our quartermaster. 1473 02:01:24,984 --> 02:01:28,355 May our sons and friends rest in peace. 1474 02:01:28,688 --> 02:01:31,958 And long live the Kingsman. 1475 02:01:33,293 --> 02:01:35,128 The Kingsman. 1476 02:01:56,583 --> 02:01:58,485 ♪ Your body ♪ 1477 02:01:58,551 --> 02:02:02,322 ♪ Moves like a river through a house of stone ♪ 1478 02:02:03,289 --> 02:02:04,991 ♪ So softly ♪ 1479 02:02:05,580 --> 02:02:08,595 ♪ Like a shadow never comes undone ♪ 1480 02:02:10,630 --> 02:02:12,365 ♪ You can never know ♪ 1481 02:02:12,432 --> 02:02:16,169 ♪ Your destiny ♪ 1482 02:02:16,236 --> 02:02:19,720 ♪ Or what the mirror shows you ♪ 1483 02:02:19,172 --> 02:02:22,909 ♪ Isn't real ♪ 1484 02:02:23,900 --> 02:02:26,790 ♪ Only you can ♪ 1485 02:02:26,179 --> 02:02:29,490 ♪ Truly understand ♪ 1486 02:02:29,149 --> 02:02:33,386 ♪ The measure of a hero ♪ 1487 02:02:33,453 --> 02:02:39,159 ♪ Is the measure of a man ♪ 1488 02:02:40,326 --> 02:02:46,766 ♪ The measure of a man ♪ 1489 02:02:48,100 --> 02:02:49,703 ♪ Nobody ♪ 1490 02:02:49,769 --> 02:02:53,406 ♪ Sees the man behind the face you show ♪ 1491 02:02:54,407 --> 02:02:56,176 ♪ Nobody ♪ 1492 02:02:56,242 --> 02:02:59,746 ♪ Feels the burden that is yours alone ♪ 1493 02:03:01,247 --> 02:03:03,416 ♪ You can never know ♪ 1494 02:03:03,483 --> 02:03:07,253 ♪ Your destiny ♪ 1495 02:03:07,721 --> 02:03:10,390 ♪ Or what the mirror shows you ♪ 1496 02:03:10,457 --> 02:03:14,227 ♪ Isn't real ♪ 1497 02:03:14,294 --> 02:03:17,430 ♪ Only you can ♪ 1498 02:03:17,497 --> 02:03:20,567 ♪ Truly understand ♪ 1499 02:03:20,633 --> 02:03:25,271 ♪ The measure of a hero ♪ 1500 02:03:25,372 --> 02:03:31,845 ♪ Is the measure of a man ♪ 1501 02:03:33,413 --> 02:03:36,416 Now it's time to address the balance of my new flock. 1502 02:03:36,483 --> 02:03:39,190 Thanks to you, Comrade, our left hand is strong. 1503 02:03:39,219 --> 02:03:40,453 But as you once said, 1504 02:03:40,553 --> 02:03:42,555 our right hand now needs strengthening. 1505 02:03:44,240 --> 02:03:45,325 Come in. 1506 02:03:50,797 --> 02:03:52,320 Don't be shy. 1507 02:03:52,465 --> 02:03:53,633 Come, come. 1508 02:03:58,138 --> 02:03:59,139 My Shepherd. 1509 02:03:59,806 --> 02:04:01,875 This young man will come to rival 1510 02:04:01,975 --> 02:04:04,310 your position in this world, my friend. 1511 02:04:05,412 --> 02:04:07,514 It is an honor, Comrade Lenin. 1512 02:04:09,616 --> 02:04:11,284 And your name? 1513 02:04:13,190 --> 02:04:14,721 Adolf Hitler.