1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:03,470 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:20,820 YODA: Destroyed, the First Order was. 3 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:23,957 -Eliminated, were the Sith. -(STORMTROOPER GRUNTS) 4 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,227 Across the galaxy, peace had spread. 5 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:32,699 With freedom restored, Life Day could once again be celebrated. 6 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:34,901 What is Life Day, you ask? 7 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:39,572 A holiday of friendship, of family, of connection. 8 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,980 To Kashyyyk, Rey and her friends traveled, 9 00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:49,749 to celebrate with Chewbacca and his family. 10 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:53,586 Although, for Rey and Finn, the celebration would wait. 11 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:54,988 (EXHALES) 12 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:57,924 Ow! 13 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,294 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 14 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:04,931 It's all right, Finn, I believe in you. Just concentrate. 15 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:08,101 Well, it's kinda hard with them, you know, looking at me. 16 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:09,269 (PORGS COOING) 17 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,571 There, no more Porgs. 18 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:14,874 Now remember, be mindful of your surroundings, 19 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,443 feel the remote. 20 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:18,378 Can you feel it? 21 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,449 -FINN: (YELPS) No, but I felt that. -(PORGS LAUGHING) 22 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:25,485 Finn, I know the Force is strong with you. 23 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,288 I sense it. Remember, a Jedi... 24 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:29,723 FINN: Must let go. 25 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:33,930 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 26 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,495 -(YELLING) -(PORGS GIBBER) 27 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:39,232 Finn! No! No! That's not letting go. Whoa! 28 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,600 (FINN YELLING) 29 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,668 (YELPS) 30 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,337 (GROWLS AND YELLS) 31 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,775 Oh, yeah! (HUMMING) Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. 32 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:49,909 Ow! 33 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,679 Oh, come on! 34 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,514 I don't understand. 35 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,783 This is everything I'm supposed to be doing. 36 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:57,984 (SIGHS) 37 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,420 Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi? 38 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,455 Hand me the lightsaber. 39 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:03,890 (SIGHS) Guess not. 40 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:07,327 The Jedi texts say that when we travel down a wrong path, 41 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,950 we must search for another. 42 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:11,970 A wood lightsaber? Seriously? 43 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,899 No, a new path. 44 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,103 Ow! The new path gave me a splinter. 45 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,375 (GROANS) 46 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,144 What am I doing wrong? 47 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:28,481 Lightsabers down, you two, we've got a Life Day party to set up. 48 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,316 Chewie's entire family is coming. 49 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,519 And if there's one thing Wookiees love, it's... 50 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:36,220 Well, it's ripping arms off things, but if there's two things they love, 51 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:37,991 it's arm ripping and parties! 52 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,293 Finn, can I put you down for decorating duty? 53 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:42,729 Sure. I need a break. 54 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:47,834 And, Rey, you're in too, right? You volunteered to roast the tip-yip. 55 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:50,103 REY: Mmm-hmm. Tip-yip. 56 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,500 You think she's in? 57 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,700 Ah, yeah, she's in. 58 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:57,430 YODA: Unsatisfied with her teaching, Rey was. 59 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:59,946 To the Jedi texts, she went for answers. 60 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,115 Did that. Did that. 61 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,417 Did that. 62 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,520 (SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) That too. 63 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:08,154 I followed every teaching. 64 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:11,758 Argh! What am I missing? Why can't I train him? 65 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,901 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 66 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,506 (BOOK THUDS) 67 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:35,749 (GASPS) 68 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,152 All right, people, Chewie's family is on their way. 69 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,354 We've got a lot o' work and not a lot o' time. 70 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:42,522 (BB-8 BEEPING) 71 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,224 Guys, look what I found! 72 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:45,759 Tip-yip recipe? 73 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:49,562 "In the temple on Kordoku, only on Life Day, 74 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:50,930 "but once a year, 75 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:55,350 "with a key to the galaxy's past, a Jedi's future becomes clear." 76 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:56,603 (BB-8 BEEPING) 77 00:03:56,703 --> 00:04:00,440 -So, not a tip-yip recipe. -(ROARS) 78 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,420 Yeah, what does that mean? 79 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,611 I think it means I need to go to Kordoku. 80 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:08,480 To help me. You. Us. With your training. 81 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,116 Put the book down, Rey. 82 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:14,870 We can figure it all out tomorrow. Even Jedi Masters deserve a day off. 83 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:17,557 Life Day is today. I'm afraid I have to go now. 84 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,892 -Now? -ROSE: What? 85 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:19,959 (ROARS) 86 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,561 Chewie's right. You can't leave. 87 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:22,762 -I'm sorry. -(R2-D2 BEEPS) 88 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,798 But I'm sure one of you can make the tip-yip. 89 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:28,435 Life Day is about family. It's not about the tip-yip. 90 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:31,371 Oh, it's all about the tip-yip. 91 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,939 But yeah, family. 92 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:36,900 I won't miss the party. I promise. 93 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:38,778 (BB-8 BEEPING) 94 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:42,482 -Aw, no. You're leavin' too, buddy? -(BEEPING) 95 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:44,784 D-O: Don't leave. 96 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:49,220 He left. I miss my friend. 97 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,391 Yeah, I already miss him too. 98 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,493 Are you crying? 99 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,295 No. It's allergies. 100 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,865 Stupid Wookiee planet. All fur and tree pollen. 101 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,334 Besides, Generals don't cry. 102 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,939 Exactly. They lead. 103 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,841 Uh-oh. 104 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,143 He's getting the look. 105 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,312 We're only in trouble if he says, "I have a plan." 106 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:13,680 I have a plan! 107 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,349 We're not just going to put on a party. 108 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,618 We're going to put on the greatest Life Day party 109 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,620 in the history of the galaxy! 110 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:23,156 You guys, decorate. I'll handle the tip-yip. 111 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,425 Have you ever made tip-yip? 112 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,610 No, I have not. 113 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,900 Rey! Wait! You're not leavin' because of me, are you? 114 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,202 No, Finn, because of me. 115 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:38,304 I know I can become a Jedi. 116 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:39,706 Which is why I have to go. 117 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,876 (SIGHS) So, you are leaving because of me. 118 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,211 Rey, may the Force be... 119 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:49,649 You know the rest. 120 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,200 YODA: At Kordoku, Rey had arrived. 121 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,223 But difficult to find, the temple was. 122 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,920 (BEEPING) 123 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,161 It has to be here somewhere. 124 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:11,104 (GASPS) 125 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,238 Pull up! Pull up! 126 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:15,175 -Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up! -(BEEPING) 127 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,679 Whoa! 128 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,918 I think we found it. 129 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,527 (BB-8 BEEPING) 130 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:36,229 You can say that again. 131 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,664 (BB-8 BEEPING) 132 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:47,107 Wow. 133 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,942 This is beautiful. 134 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,678 (BEEPING) 135 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,319 (GASPS) 136 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:06,159 (GASPS) 137 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,343 (BEEPING) 138 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,979 "With a key to the galaxy's past." 139 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:29,716 This has got to be the key. But what does it open? 140 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,184 (BEEPING) 141 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,653 "With a key to the galaxy's..." What is it? 142 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:35,889 (BEEPING) 143 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,359 -Hmm. -(BEEPING) 144 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,798 (GASPS) 145 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,366 (BEEPING) 146 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,502 (BEEPING) 147 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:52,939 I think this opened some sort of Force gateway to... 148 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,641 Whoa! 149 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,277 (GRUNTS) 150 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,381 (BEEPS) 151 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:04,684 Where are we? 152 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,520 -(LUKE GRUNTING) -(GASPS) 153 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,790 YODA: Now the rock. Concentrate. 154 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,861 That's Master Luke. 155 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:17,364 And that must be... Yoda! 156 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:21,234 Somehow, we're on Dagobah when Luke Skywalker received his training. 157 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,337 Can you imagine the profound Jedi wisdom they're sharing? 158 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:29,642 Master Yoda? The blood is really starting to rush to my head. 159 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,712 -Concentrate, young Skywalker. -(BEEPING) 160 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:34,948 Concentrate! 161 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:36,616 (LUKE GRUNTING) 162 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:40,854 Master and apprentice. Hmm. Maybe I could learn something from this. 163 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:44,240 You want me to lift my X-wing out of the swamp? 164 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,270 With only the Force? All right, I'll try. 165 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:51,231 No. Do or do not. There is no try. 166 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,237 Isn't trying, like, a good thing? 167 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,674 Participation trophies for Jedi, there are not. 168 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,244 (GRUNTING) 169 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:11,170 (R2-D2 BEEPING) 170 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,253 (SEA MONSTER GROWLING) 171 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,888 -(BEEPING) -(SHUSHING) 172 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,829 (BEEPING) 173 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,650 Cut it out! I'm trying to learn here. 174 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,200 -Oh! (GRUNTING) -(BB-8 BEEPING) 175 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,935 Learning can wait! 176 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,900 It's just like the Jedi text said. 177 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:40,547 "With a key to the galaxy's past, a Jedi's future becomes clear." 178 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,616 This is how I learn to train Finn, 179 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:47,253 by watching other Jedi Masters train their students. Come on! 180 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:51,925 It's like Master Yoda said, "Do or do not." And I'm gonna do. 181 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,260 (BEEPS) 182 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:59,320 Ugh! Bored. Bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. 183 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:02,469 Who cares about a trade dispute? 184 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,270 Jedi do not seek adventure. 185 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,206 I understand. It's just that it's not very... 186 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,273 QUI-GON: Gas! 187 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,945 OBI-WAN: Now this is more like it! 188 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,914 Focus, Obi-Wan. 189 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,885 Hurry, BB-8. 190 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:22,922 OBI-WAN: Focus, Anakin. 191 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:26,526 I know you're eager to see Padmé again, but we're on a mission. 192 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,461 I am focused, Master. 193 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,131 Follow my example and be mindful, Anakin. 194 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,367 A Jedi must have complete awareness of their surroundings. 195 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,337 It's Obi-Wan Kenobi training Anakin Skywalker! 196 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,439 -(BEEPS) -No, they didn't see me. 197 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,507 Hello, there. 198 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,309 (CHUCKLES) 199 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,911 -Hi. -(BEEPING) 200 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,702 Artoo, try and lock... 201 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,271 -(GRUNTS) -Sorry. Oh, Master Luke! 202 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,707 What're you doing? I'm tryin' to aim here. 203 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,308 OBI-WAN: Use the Force, Luke. 204 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,710 Obi-Wan Kenobi! 205 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,179 You're blocking my targeting computer. 206 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,314 -REY: Stop! -LUKE: Ow! Get off! 207 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,530 -You move it. -LUKE: Move your head! 208 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,221 (OBI-WAN CLEARS THROAT) 209 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,290 Use the Force, Luke. 210 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,758 (BEEPING) 211 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:35,161 -Huh? -Listen to your Master, use the Force! 212 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,964 DARTH VADER: I have you now. 213 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,201 -Wha... -Yoo-hoo! 214 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,170 PILOT: Look out! 215 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,244 You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home. 216 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,720 (SIGHS) Thank you? 217 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:03,230 HAN: You're welcome. 218 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,225 (GRUNTS) 219 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,559 (GASPING) 220 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,329 We just saw Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star. 221 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:13,366 No, wait, technically we helped Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star! 222 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,935 Master and apprentice! So cool! 223 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,372 -(BEEPING) -Best Life Day ever! 224 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:22,342 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 225 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:26,746 YODA: On the Millennium Falcon, beginning to feel like Life Day it was. 226 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,649 Decorations, check. Lights, check. 227 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,784 Ice sculpture... 228 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,352 -(PORGS GIBBER) -(R2-D2 BEEPING) 229 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,787 In progress. 230 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,557 Oh, Chewie, we still need a tree. Finn and I will clean up this mess. 231 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,758 (ROARS) 232 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,995 You know how Rey said we wouldn't notice she was gone? 233 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,198 Yeah, I notice. 234 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,800 (ALARM BLARING) 235 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,735 Full thrust, Threepio! 236 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,907 What are you doing? 237 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:57,544 Engine thruster roasting. Cooks super fast. 238 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,979 (COUGHING) 239 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,788 (CHUCKLES) Disaster averted. 240 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,693 -(PORGS GIBBERING) -(CHEWBACCA ROARS) 241 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,865 Amazing! We've seen my Master! My Master's Master! 242 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,501 My Master's father. My Master's father's Master... 243 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,769 Where are you going? 244 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,237 (GIBBERING) 245 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,973 But there's so much more to see. To pass on to Finn. 246 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,641 (BEEPING) 247 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,444 We'll be back in plenty o' time for the party. I promise. 248 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:37,317 Okay, okay. Just one more Master and apprentice? 249 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,119 For me? For Finn? 250 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,421 (BEEPS) 251 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,790 I've got a good feeling about this. 252 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:49,796 YODA: Though she did not know it, fraught with peril, Rey's quest was. 253 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:53,733 Soon the Rebels will arrive and fall into my trap. 254 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:59,839 By the time they discover Death Star Two is fully operational, it will be too late. 255 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:05,512 They will be destroyed, and I shall rule the galaxy for eternity. 256 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,683 I sense you disagree, Lord Vader. 257 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,818 No, it's just... 258 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:16,356 "Death Star Two" feels kind of derivative. 259 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,825 Mmm-hmm. Then I suppose you have a better name? 260 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,995 How about "Starkiller Base"? 261 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,165 (SCOFFS) That's the stupidest name I've ever heard. 262 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:29,402 Anyhoo, not sure you remembered, but it's Life Day. 263 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,571 I got you something you're really gonna like. 264 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,906 Ooh! 265 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,410 Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (LAUGHING) 266 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,778 "Galaxy's Best Emperor"? 267 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:44,751 Of course, I'm the galaxy's best Emperor! I'm the galaxy's only Emperor! Meh! 268 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,952 (BEEPING) 269 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,540 This is so not what I had in mind. 270 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,189 I heard something! 271 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,657 Let's get out of here. 272 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:59,866 Hey! I had to hit every gift shop on Batuu to find you that. 273 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,201 Forget the mug. 274 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,604 Whatever made this must be very powerful. 275 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,906 -Me want-y! You get-y. -Whoa! 276 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:13,847 (BEEPS) 277 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,915 You were right. We should go home. 278 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,318 Can you imagine if those two had seen us? 279 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,587 -That would've been... -(DARTH VADER BREATHES HEAVILY) 280 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,756 Not good. 281 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,527 YODA: Hurrying to finish setting up the party, our heroes were. 282 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,563 Soon to arrive, Chewbacca's family was. 283 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:34,401 Looking good. Tree. Food. Decorations. 284 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,536 Oh! I almost forgot music. 285 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,338 (D-O PLAYING MUSIC) 286 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,874 (SCATTING) 287 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,343 It is on. 288 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,978 (ROARING) 289 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:52,452 Welcome, everyone! Gifts go under the tree and there's food over there. 290 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,756 -(ROARING) -(GIBBERS) 291 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:00,960 (BOTH BEEPING) 292 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:02,162 (ROARING) 293 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,897 This is not going well. 294 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,666 If this party gets any worse, Poe's gonna start losin' arms. 295 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,368 Who's up for party games? 296 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,371 (ROARING) 297 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,839 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 298 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,675 BOTH: Distress signal! 299 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,614 (REY GRUNTS) 300 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,216 DARTH VADER: All too easy. 301 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,520 Now I have the, uh... 302 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,154 -What is this thing? -(BEEPS) 303 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,789 REY: Give that back! 304 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,534 DARTH VADER: You are a Jedi? 305 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,802 That's right. 306 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,138 (GRUNTS) 307 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,141 (BOTH GRUNTING) 308 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,144 Huh? 309 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,514 (REY YELLS) 310 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:56,816 (BEEPS) 311 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,190 (BOTH GRUNTING) 312 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:13,533 Impressive. I almost feel bad having to destroy you. 313 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,901 Almost. 314 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,173 (DARTH VADER BREATHING HEAVILY) 315 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,713 What are you doing? Follow me. 316 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,515 SNOWTROOPER: But you're right there. 317 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,160 That's not me! 318 00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:34,254 Sure looks like you. Helmet, chest buttons, heavy breathing. 319 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,291 We are invading the Rebel base. 320 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,260 Forget the base. Stop the girl. 321 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,430 You dare contradict me? I'm in charge here. 322 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,597 No, I'm in charge! 323 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,933 (BOTH GRUNTING) 324 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,835 Who do you think you are? 325 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,937 -I'm you! -No, you're me. 326 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,106 Any idea what the protocol is here? 327 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,208 (BOTH GRUNTING) 328 00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:58,478 Impressive. 329 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,447 Most impressive. 330 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,650 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 331 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,187 BOTH: You are me. 332 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,256 -BOTH: Destroy her. -(GRUNTS) 333 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,627 (YELLS) 334 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,332 (REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT) 335 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,767 SNOWTROOPER: Lord Vader! 336 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,804 DARTH VADER: That was weird. Come on. 337 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,342 I hate you, Obi-Wan! 338 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,512 Careful, Anakin. Anger leads to hate, and hate leads to... 339 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,646 I know what it leads to! 340 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,510 (SNOWTROOPERS SCREAM AND GRUNT) 341 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,226 I have it! Lord Vader, I have it! 342 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,610 DARTH VADER: Wha... 343 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,711 (COOING) 344 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,681 -DARTH VADER: Aw! -So cute. 345 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,650 (ALL SCREAMING) 346 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:17,190 FODE: ...the start of the third and final lap, Sebulba's in the lead, 347 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,359 followed closely by Skywalker! 348 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,262 They're side by side. 349 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,563 (SCREAMS) 350 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,634 SNOWTROOPER: Whoa! 351 00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:31,104 FODE: I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt! 352 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:38,178 CLONE TROOPER 1: Ugh! Traffic duty. The worst. 353 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,647 Hey! I just thought that exact thing! 354 00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:43,350 Sometimes it feels like we're the same person. 355 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,821 BOTH: Podracers, don't see those every day. 356 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,557 BOTH: Jinx! Oh! Double jinx! 357 00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:01,501 CLONE TROOPERS: Pull over! Pull over! Pull over! 358 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,779 (REY GRUNTING) 359 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,200 STORMTROOPERS: Whoa! 360 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,926 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 361 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,269 (SIGHS) 362 00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,292 ALL: Hello, there. 363 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,594 (PANTING) 364 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,729 (CLEARS THROAT) 365 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,602 (SPEAKING RODIAN) Oonta goota, Solos? 366 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,937 (IN ENGLISH) You wanna shoot first? 367 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,500 After you. 368 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,241 (ALL YELLING) 369 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,584 (REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNTING) 370 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,220 DARTH VADER: Someone has trained you well. 371 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,557 You have no idea. 372 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,858 Who are you guys? 373 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,940 Master Skywalker. 374 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,161 My son! 375 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:39,799 I mean... My, these binary Suns, um... 376 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,634 sure are hot. 377 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:42,769 What is this? 378 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,704 BOTH: The key! 379 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,872 (REY GRUNTS) 380 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,441 Private farm! Private farm! No trespassing! 381 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,642 (REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT) 382 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:50,877 Ow! 383 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,879 ALL: Whoa! 384 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:56,449 (BEEPING) 385 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:00,286 (REY GRUNTS) 386 00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:02,622 The key, where's the key? 387 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:03,790 (BEEPING) 388 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:09,729 DARTH VADER: I'll take that. 389 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,198 BB-8! 390 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:15,100 DARTH VADER: And that. 391 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,472 (GRUNTING) 392 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,278 Worst Life Day ever. 393 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,220 Happy Life Day! 394 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:38,240 Took you long enough. Now, gimme! 395 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,860 Uh... What is it? 396 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:44,731 A key that allows us to travel across space and time. 397 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:48,835 I have witnessed its awesome power. With it, we can rule the galaxy. 398 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:50,770 Yeah, yeah, blabbity-blah. Ooh! 399 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,406 Idea! Let's go to the future. 400 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:57,777 Jedi destroyed, Rebellion crushed, and yours truly reigns supreme. 401 00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:00,800 (SIGHS) Let's see where I'm at in... 402 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:02,482 Ooh, pick a number... 30 years. 403 00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:06,920 (EMPEROR GRUNTS) 404 00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:10,523 (SCATTING) 405 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:15,662 Who's Supreme Leader? I'm Supreme Leader. 406 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:19,320 Do a little dance now. Supreme Leader, Supreme Leader. 407 00:23:19,990 --> 00:23:21,334 Supreme Leader, we've prepared the... 408 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,502 (SCATTING) 409 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:28,740 (SHUDDERS) Shirts. I mean, ships to head to the pectoral locations. 410 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:31,711 Platoon! Platoon locations across the midriff. 411 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,213 Rim, rim! For the... 412 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:38,918 Navel... Navy! Nav... Know what? I'll come back later. 413 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:42,989 Who is this kid? What does he mean "Supreme Leader"? 414 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,525 Is that above Emperor? Kinda sounds like it. 415 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:49,396 (GRUNTS) I can hear you talking and him breathing and... 416 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,600 Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! 417 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,636 DARTH VADER: Yup. That's me. Wait. "Grandpa"? 418 00:23:56,736 --> 00:24:01,241 And Emperor Palpatine? I don't believe it! How are you even here? 419 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,610 Uh... Life Day miracle? 420 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,746 This is so cool! You're my inspiration. 421 00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:09,315 -DARTH VADER: Uh... -Huh. 422 00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:12,185 In fact, I'm about to finish what you started, 423 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,921 I just made myself Supreme Leader and I... 424 00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:18,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk about that "Supreme Leader" stuff later. 425 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,726 Let's... Let's get to me. 426 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:24,970 So, I assume I now rule the entire galaxy for all eternity, hmm? 427 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:25,732 Well... 428 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:30,937 Okay, most of the galaxy? Some of the galaxy? 429 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:34,808 A lousy Tibanna gas mine? Anything? 430 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:37,644 Boy, do I have a story to tell you. 431 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:41,514 You think maybe you could put a shirt on before you tell it? (SHUDDERS) 432 00:24:44,384 --> 00:24:47,200 Where are we? And who are you? 433 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:51,791 Me? Oh, just the Jedi Master who let Darth Vader on the loose 434 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,626 to who knows where or when. 435 00:24:55,362 --> 00:25:00,300 Yeah... I'm only a moisture farmer. I have no idea what a "Darth Vader" is. 436 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:03,336 Now, if you've got questions about vaporators, I'm your guy. 437 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:05,939 Oh, poor BB-8. 438 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:10,510 Hmm. Maybe I can help. Hand me that head plate. 439 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:17,183 (BEEPING) 440 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,219 Look at that! Thank you, Luke. 441 00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:21,888 Aw, it was nothing. Whoa! 442 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,157 I've never seen a droid move like that! 443 00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:25,558 (BEEPING) 444 00:25:26,393 --> 00:25:28,895 Get back here, little guy! (CHUCKLES) 445 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:31,531 He's so cute! Look at him go! 446 00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:33,833 So, let me get this straight. 447 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:37,700 He betrays me, throws me down a reactor shaft, 448 00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:40,730 and I don't rule the galaxy for eternity? 449 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:42,509 Yep, that's pretty much the story. 450 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,100 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 451 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:47,470 You, uh... You got a lightsaber, kid? 452 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:52,986 Ooh! (CHUCKLES) Crackly crossguards. May I? 453 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,755 Mmm! Mmm! (CHUCKLING) 454 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:59,920 Way more impressive than his. 455 00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:00,226 DARTH VADER: I heard that. 456 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,228 I know. 457 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:06,990 How about a mask, hmm? You, uh, got a mask? 458 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:08,935 Well, I did. But I broke it. 459 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,705 Oh, then allow me. 460 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,749 Oh, that's original. 461 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:24,840 No one asked you. 462 00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:27,454 Last question, would you ever, under any circumstance, 463 00:26:27,554 --> 00:26:29,322 betray your master? 464 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:32,892 Like say, oh, throw him down a reactor shaft? 465 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,138 Reactor shaft? No. 466 00:26:45,238 --> 00:26:46,973 Then come with me. 467 00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:48,608 KYLO: Where are we going? 468 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:53,947 To change our destiny. 469 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:57,417 (GRUNTS) 470 00:26:58,151 --> 00:27:02,956 YODA: Meanwhile, on the Millennium Falcon, hungry and bored Chewbacca's family was. 471 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:06,760 -(GRUNTING) -(SCREAMING) 472 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:09,796 Uh, what's with the smiles? 473 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,931 Enjoying the biggest intergalactic disaster 474 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,234 since Jar Jar Binks' senate speech? 475 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,602 Nope. That. 476 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:17,370 (TRILLS) 477 00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:19,773 -You can set up over there, Max. -(TRILLS) 478 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,941 Um, what is Max Rebo doin' here? 479 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,843 No one's listened to him in, like, 30 years. 480 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,512 We hired him to kick this party up. 481 00:27:25,612 --> 00:27:30,183 And isn't it the Max Rebo Seven? I mean, where're the other, ya' know, six? 482 00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:31,551 (TRILLING) 483 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:32,986 Oh. 484 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:34,120 My condolences. 485 00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:37,657 Guys, this is a nice thought, but no one listens to... 486 00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:42,328 Max Rebo? Now this is a Life Day party! (LAUGHS) 487 00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:44,531 Where's my boyfriend? 488 00:27:44,631 --> 00:27:45,865 -(ROARING) -(LAUGHING) 489 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,367 There he is! 490 00:27:47,467 --> 00:27:48,835 (LAUGHING) 491 00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:50,136 What is going on? 492 00:27:50,203 --> 00:27:53,540 Life Day is about being with friends and family, right? 493 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,209 So, we figured the more the merrier! 494 00:27:56,309 --> 00:27:57,577 JAWA: (SPEAKING JAWANESE) Utinni! 495 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,412 (SPEAKING RODIAN) Maclunkey! 496 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,948 (IN ENGLISH) Off-world Jawa. Nice. 497 00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:05,852 And when you decided to invite an entire star system for dinner, 498 00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:07,487 did you have a plan to feed them all? 499 00:28:07,554 --> 00:28:09,556 -Of course, we did. -(R2-D2 BEEPING) 500 00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:15,280 Oh, Zorii! I knew you'd be back, with a bunch of tip-yip. 501 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:16,830 Straight to the galley with those, Zorii. 502 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:19,733 Please be a cape, please be a cape. 503 00:28:20,734 --> 00:28:21,901 It's a wrap! 504 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:25,705 This is one of my favorites. Hope it's one of yours. 505 00:28:25,772 --> 00:28:27,140 (MUSIC PLAYING) 506 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:34,800 (SINGING IN HUTTESE) 507 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:40,320 (IN ENGLISH) In the original Huttese. Cool. 508 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:45,225 (BOTH SINGING IN HUTTESE) 509 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,164 (CRYING) 510 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:52,232 (IN ENGLISH) Joy. 511 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:57,203 Nice, right? Second Death Star! We built two o' these bad boys! 512 00:28:57,270 --> 00:29:01,410 I know! And that's how we got the idea for Starkiller Base! 513 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:04,778 Ooh! "Starkiller"! (CHUCKLING) 514 00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:06,790 Good name! 515 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:07,180 DARTH VADER: Hey! 516 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:09,249 Oh. You. 517 00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:10,617 Forgot you're still here. 518 00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:12,986 Skywalker is down on the Forest Moon of Endor. 519 00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:14,387 Go. Fetch. 520 00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:16,956 Fine! 521 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:23,997 Nice, right? Spins in both directions. Ooh! Whoo! 522 00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:25,999 Uh, not to point out the obvious, 523 00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:29,769 but sending Vader down to the Forest Moon above Endor to get Skywalker 524 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:33,730 sets off the exact chain of events that ends with Vader 525 00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:36,109 picking you up and chucking you down a reactor shaft. 526 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:38,678 And there's no coming back from that. 527 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:40,380 Yeah, so? 528 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:43,416 So, aren't you worried about your apprentice betraying you? 529 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:48,288 Ah, you mean my former apprentice? 530 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:51,424 REY: Way to go, Rey. 531 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:54,127 If you'd just listened to your friends and stayed on the Falcon, 532 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,628 none of this would have happened. 533 00:29:56,129 --> 00:30:01,167 But instead, you ignored them and... And now you're talking to yourself. 534 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:04,471 YODA: Upset, young Rey was. And alone. 535 00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:06,473 And hearing things. 536 00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:07,807 YODA: You are not. 537 00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:12,779 Master Yoda? I... I don't believe it! 538 00:30:12,846 --> 00:30:16,783 With all you've seen today, so impossible to believe, is it? Hmm? 539 00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:20,353 Master Yoda. I failed completely. 540 00:30:20,453 --> 00:30:21,721 So sure, are you? 541 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:24,657 Failed to teach Finn. Failed to stop Darth Vader. 542 00:30:24,724 --> 00:30:27,594 Failed to find a way out of here. Pretty sure, yeah. 543 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:29,620 All teachers fail. 544 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:31,664 Saw my failure with Luke on Dagobah, you did. 545 00:30:31,731 --> 00:30:34,300 -That's different. -No, no different. 546 00:30:34,367 --> 00:30:36,636 From failure we can learn. 547 00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:39,272 Learn to be a better student or better teacher. 548 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,274 (SIGHS) 549 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:44,811 Come. Let me show you what you failed to see. 550 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,380 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 551 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:54,200 REY: I'm home? 552 00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:56,890 No. Here, but not here, you are. To learn. 553 00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:57,991 POE: Look out! 554 00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:01,161 -(PORGS GIBBERING) -(FINN EXCLAIMS) 555 00:31:03,997 --> 00:31:05,732 Whoa! Where'd you learn that? 556 00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:08,340 Rey taught me to be mindful of my surroundings. 557 00:31:08,101 --> 00:31:09,102 Rey's a good teacher. 558 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,203 The best. 559 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,405 Wise, Finn is. 560 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:14,908 No. Wrong, Finn is. 561 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:16,376 I don't understand. 562 00:31:16,476 --> 00:31:20,547 I've pored over the Jedi texts. Memorized all there is to know. 563 00:31:20,647 --> 00:31:23,350 Dedicated myself to passing on that knowledge. 564 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:26,853 Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi? 565 00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:29,550 Hand me the lightsaber. 566 00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:31,191 (SIGHS) Guess not. 567 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:35,195 Oh, no. Instead of helping Finn, I hurt his feelings. 568 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:39,399 So focused on the books you were, the most important thing you forgot. 569 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,436 Knowledge and training, a Jedi needs. Yes. 570 00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:47,207 But useless these are, without connection. 571 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,760 What do you see? 572 00:31:50,877 --> 00:31:53,213 Jedi Masters and their students. 573 00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:56,216 Students, yes. But also... 574 00:31:56,616 --> 00:31:58,251 Friends. 575 00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:02,589 Hmm. Understand now, you do? 576 00:32:02,689 --> 00:32:05,158 A happy Life Day, I wish you, young Rey. 577 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:08,528 Happy Life Day, Master Yoda. 578 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,966 Oh, wait! How do we get out of here? 579 00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:15,335 What about Vader? And the Emperor? 580 00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:17,804 Showed you all you need to know, I did. 581 00:32:17,904 --> 00:32:20,607 (CHUCKLES) The power all along, you had. 582 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:24,110 -Whoa! -(GASPS) Oh. 583 00:32:24,177 --> 00:32:25,779 I didn't mean to scare you. 584 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:27,647 Did you find that key you're lookin' for? 585 00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:30,160 -No. -Oh. 586 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:32,285 I thought maybe that was what the green guy meant 587 00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:35,210 when he said, "You had the power all along." 588 00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:36,423 You saw that? 589 00:32:36,489 --> 00:32:38,191 At least, I think that's what he said. 590 00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:39,959 It was kinda all backwards-y. 591 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,595 "Had the power all along." 592 00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:44,297 Luke! Thank you. 593 00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:46,332 -For what? -For teaching me something. 594 00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:55,375 (EXHALES) 595 00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:07,687 YODA: All living things, the Force connects. 596 00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:09,756 Reach out... 597 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:15,528 YODA: In connection, strength we find. 598 00:33:16,529 --> 00:33:20,166 And happen, great things can. 599 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:29,609 -You did it! -No, we did it! 600 00:33:29,676 --> 00:33:31,611 -Come on! -Where are we going? 601 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:32,946 To set things right. 602 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:42,550 So, do you understand the plan? 603 00:33:42,155 --> 00:33:43,857 KYLO: Whee! 604 00:33:43,957 --> 00:33:47,527 Oh! Both ways! 605 00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:48,795 The plan. Do you... 606 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,399 Do you understand it? 607 00:33:52,499 --> 00:33:54,200 When Vader returns with Skywalker, 608 00:33:54,267 --> 00:33:57,203 I grab them and I chuck them both in the reactor. 609 00:33:57,270 --> 00:33:59,706 That's right! (SCOFFS) See how they like it. 610 00:33:59,806 --> 00:34:04,100 Then you and I rule the galaxy for all eternity. 611 00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:09,983 The Emperor and his faithful second-in-command, the Supreme Leader. 612 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,352 (SIGHS) Master, I'm unsure. 613 00:34:12,419 --> 00:34:14,821 Oh, no, no, no. As you can see, 614 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:18,124 "Emperor" is clearly above "Supreme Leader." 615 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,928 Speaking of which, scoochy scooch! 616 00:34:22,696 --> 00:34:25,465 No, I'm good with throwing my Uncle Luke down a reactor. 617 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:27,434 But Grandpa Vader too? 618 00:34:27,534 --> 00:34:30,203 Hey, don't get cold feet on me now, kid. 619 00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:35,675 What is that? 620 00:34:39,312 --> 00:34:40,313 Ben? 621 00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:41,781 Ben? Who's Ben? 622 00:34:41,881 --> 00:34:45,285 That's "Supreme Leader Kylo Ren" to you! 623 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:47,420 Check out this place! 624 00:34:47,487 --> 00:34:50,490 You! You're gonna pay for what you did to me! 625 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:51,858 What I did to him? 626 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:53,560 I... I don't even know who he is. 627 00:34:53,626 --> 00:34:56,796 Less talky-talky, more fighty-fighty! Destroy them! 628 00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:00,467 (BOTH GRUNTING) 629 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:04,738 (BEEPING) 630 00:35:11,144 --> 00:35:13,113 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Dark side. 631 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:15,515 No one hurts my friend! 632 00:35:15,648 --> 00:35:16,750 (GRUNTS) 633 00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,622 (GRUNTS) Whoa! 634 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:27,227 Excellent work, my new apprentice. 635 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:29,963 Now destroy Skywalker. 636 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:31,264 KYLO: With pleasure. 637 00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:32,665 (BEEPING) 638 00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:40,373 (KYLO GRUNTING) 639 00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:43,977 Fine, destroy the girl first. Then Skywalker. 640 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:47,113 Oh, and if Vader ever bothers to show up, destroy him too. 641 00:35:47,714 --> 00:35:49,820 DARTH VADER: Wait. What? 642 00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:51,170 -KYLO: Uncle Luke? -"Uncle"? 643 00:35:51,117 --> 00:35:52,519 (CHUCKLING) 644 00:35:52,619 --> 00:35:54,870 This just got interesting. 645 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:57,123 What did you mean by, "Destroy Vader too"? 646 00:35:57,190 --> 00:35:59,959 -Um... -(BEEPING) 647 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:04,864 (REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT) 648 00:36:04,964 --> 00:36:06,800 No time to explain. We need to... 649 00:36:06,866 --> 00:36:09,803 Stop everyone in a black cape. I know the drill. 650 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,390 Okay, they want to destroy me. 651 00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:15,408 As do you. And you. 652 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:18,678 Really not sure whose side I'm on here. 653 00:36:18,745 --> 00:36:20,947 -Mine! -KYLO: What about me? 654 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:25,218 Fine! You too! Okay? All of us! Make with the fighty-fighty! 655 00:36:42,502 --> 00:36:44,170 KYLO: I've always hated you! 656 00:36:44,237 --> 00:36:46,706 Kid, I've never seen you before in my life. 657 00:36:47,607 --> 00:36:50,510 -KYLO: Ow! -Oopsie! Zappity, zappity, zappity! 658 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:53,780 (LAUGHING) 659 00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:57,170 (GRUNTING) 660 00:36:59,319 --> 00:37:00,320 (REY YELLS) 661 00:37:02,255 --> 00:37:03,390 (REY GRUNTS) 662 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:09,996 Join me and together we can rule the galaxy! 663 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:11,531 Good. 664 00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:12,699 Wait, what now? 665 00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:14,634 (BEEPING) 666 00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:26,212 Really should've seen that coming. (YELLS) 667 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,881 Goodbye, Ben. 668 00:37:28,381 --> 00:37:29,416 (YELLING) 669 00:37:36,189 --> 00:37:37,190 No! 670 00:37:38,525 --> 00:37:42,829 No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no! 671 00:37:47,734 --> 00:37:49,235 Enough, Lord Vader! 672 00:37:49,302 --> 00:37:51,604 I will finish this. 673 00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:54,240 (SCREAMS AND GRUNTS) 674 00:37:54,641 --> 00:37:55,742 (GROANS) 675 00:37:55,809 --> 00:37:56,976 No! 676 00:37:57,770 --> 00:38:02,820 And now, you will feel the full power of the dark side. 677 00:38:02,148 --> 00:38:03,817 (DARTH VADER GRUNTING) 678 00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:07,220 (EMPEROR LAUGHING) 679 00:38:08,210 --> 00:38:10,657 -DARTH VADER: Ow! -That's for throwing me in the reactor! 680 00:38:10,757 --> 00:38:12,659 -I didn't! -Well, not yet. 681 00:38:12,759 --> 00:38:14,127 Zippity, zappity, zappity! 682 00:38:14,227 --> 00:38:16,162 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 683 00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:18,832 (GROANING) 684 00:38:18,932 --> 00:38:20,767 You are most impressive. 685 00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:25,505 Perhaps, you'd like to join me as my new, new apprentice. 686 00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:27,874 You, me, and that key. 687 00:38:28,508 --> 00:38:30,430 Me, join you? 688 00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:31,144 Never! 689 00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:33,580 You've failed before. You'll fail again. 690 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:36,583 Good will always triumph over evil. 691 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:38,451 Yes, well, we'll see about that. 692 00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:40,353 (GRUNTING) 693 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:43,790 (SCREAMS) 694 00:38:43,857 --> 00:38:48,795 If you won't join me, then I will go back and destroy Skywalker! 695 00:38:49,362 --> 00:38:52,799 Both of them. And Kylo Ren! And Vader! 696 00:38:52,866 --> 00:38:58,400 I will rule the galaxy forever, by myself like I always should have. 697 00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:00,206 It is my destiny. 698 00:39:00,306 --> 00:39:01,374 No! 699 00:39:01,474 --> 00:39:02,876 (REY GRUNTS) 700 00:39:04,377 --> 00:39:06,179 Pathetic girl. 701 00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:09,149 Did you really think you could defeat me alone? 702 00:39:09,215 --> 00:39:11,551 I am not alone. 703 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:20,460 DARTH VADER: I'm coming, my Master. 704 00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:25,765 Luke? Do you remember the first Jedi lesson you ever learned? 705 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:28,301 -Let... -Go! 706 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:30,670 (LAUGHING) 707 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:32,380 What? (GRUNTING) 708 00:39:32,105 --> 00:39:34,474 Get off of me, you oaf! 709 00:39:36,343 --> 00:39:38,712 -Are you all right? -I've been worse. 710 00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:41,140 Give me a hand, BB-8. 711 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:46,190 LUKE: Where are you going? 712 00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:47,887 To put "you" back where you belong. 713 00:39:47,954 --> 00:39:50,423 Well, not "you" you. This you. 714 00:39:50,523 --> 00:39:52,192 Don't you want to see what happens? 715 00:39:52,258 --> 00:39:54,394 DARTH VADER: I'm sorry. EMPEROR: One simple screw up! 716 00:39:54,494 --> 00:39:56,396 -DARTH VADER: Just move! -Can't you do anything right? 717 00:39:56,496 --> 00:39:57,597 I already know. 718 00:39:58,331 --> 00:39:59,666 May the Force be with you. 719 00:40:01,534 --> 00:40:02,736 Nice kid. 720 00:40:02,802 --> 00:40:04,270 Oh, perfect. 721 00:40:04,371 --> 00:40:05,772 Now they're getting away. 722 00:40:05,872 --> 00:40:07,340 And it's all your... 723 00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:09,509 Huh? Hey! Put me down! 724 00:40:10,243 --> 00:40:13,446 DARTH VADER: I'm done taking orders from you. 725 00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:20,587 Hey, what's with the sweater? (SCREAMING) 726 00:40:20,687 --> 00:40:23,123 Happy Life Day! 727 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:30,563 "Galaxy's Best Emperor." (SCOFFS) 728 00:40:31,531 --> 00:40:33,900 Huh. This is actually pretty thoughtful. 729 00:40:34,534 --> 00:40:35,802 Why was I so mean about it? 730 00:40:35,902 --> 00:40:39,139 In fact, why am I always so mean? 731 00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:40,340 (GASPS) 732 00:40:41,107 --> 00:40:43,610 It's a Life Day miracle! 733 00:40:43,710 --> 00:40:44,711 Oh, that's it. 734 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:47,313 That's it! From now on, no more dark side! 735 00:40:47,414 --> 00:40:49,716 No more ruling the galaxy! 736 00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:54,354 Ol' Sheevy Palpatine is gonna change his way. (SCREAMING) 737 00:40:59,926 --> 00:41:02,962 (BEEPING) 738 00:41:03,290 --> 00:41:05,498 He'll be fine. He's one tough Jedi. 739 00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,334 He just doesn't know it yet. 740 00:41:09,502 --> 00:41:11,838 Come on. There's still one more thing we need to fix. 741 00:41:11,938 --> 00:41:13,390 (BEEPS) 742 00:41:35,762 --> 00:41:37,464 (BEEPS) 743 00:41:45,872 --> 00:41:47,874 (MUSIC PLAYING) 744 00:41:50,777 --> 00:41:52,979 (ALL CHEERING) 745 00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:02,989 Who's hungry? 746 00:42:03,890 --> 00:42:04,391 (ALL CHEERING) 747 00:42:04,491 --> 00:42:05,525 FINN: Me! Me! Me! 748 00:42:06,226 --> 00:42:08,328 Mmm! Do I smell tip-yip? 749 00:42:08,728 --> 00:42:09,996 -Rey! -(ROARS) 750 00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:11,331 Look at all this! 751 00:42:11,898 --> 00:42:13,633 Glad we made it back in time! 752 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,101 -So are we. -(ROARS) 753 00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:18,571 C-3PO: Oh, my! That must've been quite an adventure. 754 00:42:19,439 --> 00:42:22,275 -How many Master Skywalkers? -(BB-8 BEEPS) 755 00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:23,576 That sounds quite impossible. 756 00:42:23,677 --> 00:42:25,979 Did you find what you were lookin' for at the temple? 757 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,582 Turns out what I was looking for was right here. 758 00:42:30,216 --> 00:42:31,351 -ROSE: Aw! -(POE WHIMPERING) 759 00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:34,540 Oh, all right, you two, enough hugging. 760 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,689 Come on. Let's eat. 761 00:42:35,755 --> 00:42:37,290 Are you crying again? 762 00:42:37,390 --> 00:42:39,259 No, pollen! 763 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:44,764 Care to do the honors, Jedi Party Master? 764 00:42:45,265 --> 00:42:46,566 I think Finn should do it. 765 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,768 But you're going to need this. 766 00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:50,704 Whoa! 767 00:42:51,604 --> 00:42:53,907 So, I am ready to become a Jedi. 768 00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:56,209 And now, I'm ready to train you. 769 00:42:58,111 --> 00:42:59,112 (INHALES) 770 00:42:59,212 --> 00:43:01,581 Okay. Let go, 771 00:43:01,648 --> 00:43:04,584 let go, let go. 772 00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:09,550 Oh. 773 00:43:09,589 --> 00:43:11,591 -(POE CRYING) -Oh, Finn! 774 00:43:12,292 --> 00:43:13,960 We'll work on that. Together. 775 00:43:16,896 --> 00:43:19,320 -C-3PO: Oh, my! -No way. 776 00:43:19,990 --> 00:43:22,902 C-3PO: Snow on Kashyyyk. Why, the odds of this happening are... 777 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:26,306 Oh, where is everybody? Wait for me! 778 00:43:27,407 --> 00:43:29,342 Whoa! Whoo! (CHUCKLES) 779 00:43:29,442 --> 00:43:31,440 (ALL CHUCKLING) 780 00:43:32,779 --> 00:43:33,880 (BEEPING) 781 00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:36,149 Hey, careful, that's not a snowball, that's BB-8! 782 00:43:37,350 --> 00:43:38,485 (ROARING) 783 00:43:39,319 --> 00:43:40,754 (GIBBERING) 784 00:43:43,890 --> 00:43:44,357 Whoo! (CHUCKLING) 785 00:43:44,457 --> 00:43:45,825 D-O: Whee! Whee! 786 00:43:49,929 --> 00:43:50,930 -Hey! -Look out! 787 00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:57,504 YODA: A time of joy. 788 00:43:58,505 --> 00:43:59,806 Of friendship. 789 00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:01,641 Of family. 790 00:44:02,609 --> 00:44:05,779 -All of this, Life Day is. -(BB-8 BEEPING) 791 00:44:05,845 --> 00:44:07,714 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 792 00:44:12,352 --> 00:44:15,155 And a happy one, I wish you.