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[sighs]

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[both breathing heavily]

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You were incredible.

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My heart is still racing.

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I felt it too.

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All thanks
to your brute strength, Dash,

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and your knowledge
of ancient Aramaic mathematics.

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Please. This has nothing to do
with my two doctorates

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and my master'’s
in Gender Studies

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and everything to do
with you, Dr. Lovemore.

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The truth is,

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I never thought I would find
the Lost City of D.

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I would
choose your words carefully.[hissing]

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They will be your last.

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You led me right
to King Kalaman'’s tomb

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and his queen'’s
legendary Crown of Fire.

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And now I will be very rich,

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and you will be very dead.

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Hold up. Are these--
Are these your snakes?

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No, they were just here.

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There were just
hundreds of snakes
in this temple

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just waiting for us
to show up?

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Who feeds them? You feed them?No, what do they eat?

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Why is that one
not biting that guy?
Why is that happening?

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-Are they trained not
to bite henchmen or something?
-[captor] Yeah, well...

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[Dr. Lovemore]
I mean, the snake-to-temple
ratio alone...

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This is ridiculous.
Delete.

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I-- I think my character
can still work.

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Delete.

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Loretta, you still have
a story to write.

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Delete.

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[voice mail]
Hey, it'’s me, Beth.

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I don'’t want to pull the whole
"I'’m your publisher" card,
but I am.

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And I'’m really looking forward
to seeing this last chapter.

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But no pressure.
No, there actually is pressure.

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The exact amount of pressure
that motivates you
but doesn'’t paralyze you.

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You got this.

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Thank you.

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[voice mail tone][Beth] Me again.

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Okay, so everything
is set for the book tour,

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but, uh, the only thing we need
is a book to tour with.

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I can'’t help
but get the feeling that
you'’re not finishing

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because you don'’t want
to leave your house.

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Listen, I know these last
five years have been hard
after John'’s passing,

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and it feels easier
to live in your bathtub,

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drinking Chardonnay on ice.

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But, girl,
there is a great big world
waiting for you

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and a book tour
that I can'’t cancel, so just
make it happen, all right?

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Love you, bye!

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[Dash] We have to keep going.

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Let'’s see
what'’s on the other side
of that door.

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But what if
there isn'’t anything?

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There'’s only one way
to find out.

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Then Lovemore realized

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the treasure she wanted
was lost forever

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and her adventures
were coming to an end.

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That doesn'’t feel right.

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Yeah, but that'’s it.

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That'’s the end.

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Well, John,

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here I go.

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Dulcius ex asperis.

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-[Beth]
Okay, honey, it'’s showtime.
-Are you sure about this?

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Because I have a wedgie
in the back and in the front
in this thing.

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I feel like
a nerdy figure skater.

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Sexy. Stunner.
I'’m all about it.No, it'’s not. It's not.

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-How do I move in this?
-Don'’t touch it.

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I'’m not touching it.
I'’m holding it out.Stop it. Will you stop?

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Get it out now
'’cause you can't do that
onstage.

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And we'’re done.
And we'’re done. Okay, good.

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Do I need to be wearing
a glitter onesie?

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You only have to wear this
for two hours.

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Do not mess this up,
do you hear me?
This is on loan.

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Everyone'’s wearing
sequins right now.

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[camera shutter clicking]

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Why is she taking my photo?This is Allison.

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She is our new
social media manager.

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And she'’s gonna be helping us
target that younger demographic.

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Meaning women in their 30s
who wish they were in their 20s.

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Hey, what'’s up?

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Um, I took over your socials,
so this morning you tweeted,

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"Where are my ladies at?
Meet me at Ballroom G
at 5:00 p.m.

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#ShawnMendes.

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#GaggingToMeetYouAll."

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Okay, we are having fun.
Let'’s go.

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[elevator dings]We need to remind people
that you are still alive.

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People know I'’m alive.

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And to remind them
why this used to be

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the best selling franchise.In Romance.

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Yes, which is the top
revenue-generating
literary category.

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Revenue-generating
isn'’t how I would describe
our presales right now.

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Just think of this as a way
that uses word of mouth.

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Oh, you want word of mouth?
Here we go. How'’s this?

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"The only thing
more lost than the city
is the author herself."

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"Loveless."
"Passionless."

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Uh, "Way past her prime."
And, oh, "This is fake history
at its worst."

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A book tour could
change everything, okay?

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We have to remind the fans
why they love you so much.

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Real history.
I merely season it
with a smidge more nudity.

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History had
a ton of nudity.

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[narrator on PA]
Deep exploration.

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Steamy wondering.

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Will Lovemore and Dash find
Queen Taha'’s priceless
Crown of Fire?

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Join them on their search.

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So, listen, I wanted to
talk to you about something.

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[whispers]
There'’s so many people.

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I know how much you hate
doing these things,

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so I'’ve invited Alan
to do the Q and A
with you today.

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-What?
-And the rest of the book tour.

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Beth, I expressly asked
not to do any more events
with Dash-- Alan, Alan!

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-He'’s gonna humiliate me.
-He'’s not gonna humiliate you.

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Thank you.
You'’re very good at your job.
Thank you so much. Thank you.

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Let me help you with that.

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He is-- He'’s
a body wash commercial.

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He'’s always glistening
all over the place.

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There hasn'’t been an event
where his shirt
didn'’t come flying off.

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You wish.[Beth]
Well, he'’s already here,

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so put on your big-girl panties
and let'’s get out there.

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Remember,
no grumpy face, big words
or boring academic talk.

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[audience cheering][laughs]
Yes! Yes!

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Come on, RTP!

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Ha-ha!

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Yes, my Lovemore-heads!

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I am so excited
to introduce to you

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the award-winning author,
Loretta Sage!

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Beth, I can'’t do this.
I'’m not ready.Are you kidding me?

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Listen, I'’ve got your back.
You got this.

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Go give the people
what they want.

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It'’s not me they want.Get out there now!

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[audience cheering, applauding]

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Hi. How are you?
Nice to see you. Thank you.

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Yep. Mount it.

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[chair creaking]

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Mount it. Mount it.
Okay.

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Find your center.

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And now, the moment
you'’ve all been waiting for.

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The sexiest...[audience member]
All right!

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...most influential hero
of a generation.

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That'’s a bit strong.

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His 20th cover
of an Angela Lovemore novel.

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Dash McMahon!

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[audience cheering]["The Final Countdown" plays]

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[audience member]
Oh, my God! Dash!

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[cheering intensifies]

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Take a bow.I already did mine.
I did mine.

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Okay, come on.
One more. I got you.

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[cheering]

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[applause]

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[chair creaking]

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Did you guys rehearse that?
Oh, my God.

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I'’m loving this chemistry
between you two,
and I got to say,

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I love this book.

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Oh, thank you, Ray.Thank--

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Spoiler alert.

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A really bold choice

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to not have them go
into the tomb at the end.

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Talk about
what went into this one.

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I mean, this one'’s
such a special book
for me personally.

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I-- I don'’t know how to say
how much it means to me

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that Loretta,
word writer extraordinaire,

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has, you know,
named the book after me.

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The Lost City of Dash.

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The Lost City of D.

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Um, but that'’s not what
the D stands for.

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It'’s D for "****," right?No ****, no.

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It'’s based on the name
of an ancient tribe,
Dapocagihou-dysphem-ica.

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And, um, it was too difficult
for the European colonizers
to pronounce,

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so, in true colonial fashion
they abbreviated it.No one cares about this.

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That'’s so interesting.
Okay.

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How about we
take some questions
from the audience?

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[audience member]
Right here, handsome!Yes.

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Dash, what'’s your favorite
romantic moment?[audience] Ooh.

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What I would really like
to know is what is Loretta'’s
favorite romantic moment?

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[host] Ooh, spicy.

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Oh, uh...

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-Well, being a sapio***ual--
-[audience murmurs]

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Oh, is that when
they do the snakes
around the...

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No. That'’s someone
who finds, uh, intellect

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or intelligence,
uh, very sexy, you know.

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Same.

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Really?

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Dash! Rip off your shirt![audience cheers]

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No, no, no.
We'’re not gonna do that today.
We'’re here for Loretta's book.

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[host] Do we have questions
for Loretta?

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Uh, yes,
studious-looking young lady?
What would you like to ask me?

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Can you rip off Dash'’s shirt?

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[cheering]

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No, no. We'’re not gonna
do this again. Sorry.

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[audience chanting]
Rip it off! Rip it off!

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Rip it off! Rip it off!
Rip it off!

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Of course. Of course, yes.
Can do.

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Is this happening?

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00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,470
You don'’t have to do this.Oh, we have to.

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We have to give the people
what they want. Yes, yes.

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We have to give the people
what they want, yes.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
enjoy.

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Because The Lost City of D
is Dash'’s final adventure.

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If there even
is a next book,

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it will open with Lovemore
receiving the tragic news

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of his untimely death.

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00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,992
What?

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00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,494
Shit. I'’m sorry.
My smartwatch is stuck.Ow. Hold on.

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00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,728
I know. Don'’t pull it.

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00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,263
It'’s okay. Just be real still.

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No. That'’s pulling it.You'’re pulling it.

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You'’re gonna rip my wig off.
No, you can'’t--

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[audience exclaims]

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Oh, my!

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00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,408
Oh, my God.Is he okay?

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God, I'’m so sorry.
I'’m so sorry.

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-I'’m so sorry.
-[audience member]
You'’re a bad person.

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Stick around
for the costume contest
at 6:00 p.m.

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"If there is another book"?

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I'’m investing
everything we'’ve got
into this tour, okay?

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I just don'’t think I have
another Dash and Lovemore
adventure in me.

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00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,329
How does Dash die?

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00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,632
Was it the snakes?No.

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00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,168
Okay, so I have something
that I have to take care of.

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00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,637
You guys have an interview
in the next suite
in ten minutes.

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So can you please do me a favor
and be grown-ups

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and get yourselves there
on your own?

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00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:15,875
Okay. Thank you so much.

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00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,745
Does he die from
a staph infection?

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00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,782
It is a staph infection.
I knew it.

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00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,518
I-I-- All right.

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00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,755
Look, I get it
if you need a break
or something,

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00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,890
but you can'’t
just kill me, okay?Okay.

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00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:35,261
I hate that I have to
ask this, but you do know
you'’re not Dash, right?

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Dash is a character
I made up.

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Dash?

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[camera shutter clicks]Thanks.

232
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:43,970
Thank you.

233
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,209
Loretta, it'’s this way.No, I think it'’s this way.

234
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,544
Can'’t you see that Dash
means so much to people?

235
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,413
Means so much to you.Not to me.

236
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,348
Well, yeah, to me,
but to other people too.

237
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,418
What about Beth?You know what?
Beth is gonna be fine.

238
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:02,155
She'’s gonna find plenty
fresh, young writers
full of great ideas.

239
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,290
You can transition gracefully

240
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,659
into the shirt-on phase
of your modeling career,

241
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,161
and I can be left alone.

242
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,963
Everybody is happy.

243
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,320
No, it'’s this way.

244
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:13,967
Beth says you don'’t even
leave the house anymore.

245
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,136
I don'’t feel like
that'’s very happy.

246
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,139
You should be going out in
the world, filling yourself up
on new experiences.

247
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,574
I'’m already filled up.
I'’m full. I'm fully satiated.

248
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,878
Why would you want
to be stuck at home alone
when you could see the world?

249
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,446
You could be visiting
ancient Greece.

250
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,449
Okay. How could I visit
ancient Greece?

251
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,618
I get it. Because
you'’re afraid of flying.

252
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:35,550
No. Because ancient Greece
is in the past.

253
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,890
Just like Dash.

254
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:40,260
Okay. You want to know who else
is stuck in the past? You are.

255
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,896
You'’re so afraid
of life hurting you again
that you'’ve stopped living.

256
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,650
You'’re like a human mummy.

257
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,735
I didn'’t, um...

258
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,338
Oh.

259
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,273
Mummies are human.

260
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,617
Stupid-- Oh, crap.

261
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,921
I'’m so sorry.
I-I will clean this up.

262
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,657
I am not a litterer,
I-I assure you that.

263
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:13,927
Do you, um--
Do you think you could, uh,
call a car for me, please?

264
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,428
Thank you. Thank you.

265
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,632
Bring the car around.

266
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,301
God, is that
someone'’s retainer?

267
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,636
I'’ve never said the right thing
one time around her.

268
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,905
I get nervous
because she opens her mouth,

269
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:30,110
and just an encyclopedia
of beautifulness comes out,
and I just never say--

270
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,644
You know
she'’s trying to kill me?

271
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,947
I just need
those tomatoes.

272
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,316
You'’re right.
No, you'’re right.

273
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,510
I should apologize.
Thank you, man.

274
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,919
I appreciate that
very, very much.You'’re welcome.

275
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,399
Uh, Loretta Sage. Yeah.

276
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:58,805
Uh--

277
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,508
Hiya.

278
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,209
Uh, I did not order
an UberPool.

279
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,790
Someone wants to meet you.
We'’ll have you right back.

280
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,147
Um...

281
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,152
Loretta!

282
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,653
Loretta! Loretta?

283
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,658
[Uber driver] Uh, Loretta?

284
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,261
Did you say "Loretta"?Yeah.

285
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,662
Follow that SUV, man.No.

286
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,698
Come on, please!No, no, no.

287
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,701
I'’m not helping
any more handsome strangers.
Fool me once. Mm-mmm.

288
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,400
[bell dings]What is this, Taken?
Am I "tooken"?

289
00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:32,639
Am I sold already?

290
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,742
Am I-- [blows air]
Am I sold to him?

291
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:39,446
[Loretta] Ow. Stop.Oh, no. Did this feel creepy?

292
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,148
I said
don'’t make it creepy, guys.

293
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,284
I'’m so sorry
about the setting.

294
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,953
I just flew in.
I was in a real panic
to meet you.

295
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,122
I didn'’t have time
to dress the place up much.

296
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:52,250
I read you love cheese,
so I just got them all.

297
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,962
Are you the one
who'’s been emailing me
for photos of my feet?

298
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,980
No. Um--

299
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:02,102
And I promise
what I'’m about to show you
is gonna make you very happy.

300
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,337
But first, a little bit

301
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,741
about the mysterious rogue
you see before you.

302
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,176
Uh, my name
is Abigail Fairfax.

303
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,279
Abigail?It'’s a gender-neutral name,
like Leslie or Beverly.

304
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,750
Yes, but you'’re Abigail Fairfax
of the media-mogul Fairfaxes?

305
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,187
Didn'’t you just
take over your company or...

306
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:25,225
No, that was my brother,
actually. That was Leslie.
We'’re all very proud.

307
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:28,294
Ah. Yes, I should say so,
at such a young age to--

308
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,330
Some might even say
too young.

309
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,133
But that world
never really interested me.

310
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,200
My passions, as you may know,

311
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,390
lie in the hidden things
in the world,

312
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,908
things which defy possession.

313
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,780
Um, some might call me
a collector.

314
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,882
But there is one obsession
in particular

315
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,817
that has held me captive.

316
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,620
The Crown of Fire

317
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,189
and its cascading
red diamonds.

318
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,926
Is this a... Is this
a hidden-camera thing?

319
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,530
So imagine my surprise
when, in your new book,

320
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,800
amidst the pages
of coital reverie,

321
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,934
was something...

322
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,936
Oh, God....quite magnificent.

323
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,838
[laughing]

324
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,407
I get it. I get it.
I so get it right now.

325
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,942
Oh, my gosh.

326
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,278
I literally thought
you guys kidnapped me.

327
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,814
I mean,
this is marketing, right?
Beth set this up?

328
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,817
This was so good, you guys.
This was amazing.

329
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,220
You, with your gun
and your mustache

330
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,123
and your,
"You'’d better get in there"
and you know...

331
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,224
[laughs]

332
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,992
Oh, my God.

333
00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:37,630
You, with the G.I. Joe
tone-on-tone outfit.
[laughs]

334
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:41,968
Your fictional archaeologist
was making real translations
of a dead language.

335
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,971
Mm-hmm.Something nobody else
has been able to do.

336
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,374
Well, nobody else
had ever tried.

337
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,309
Is that right?
Am I saying the right thing?

338
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,770
Except you, right?

339
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,790
Except me!

340
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,810
Yes. See, it turns out

341
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:58,551
Loretta Sage
was once a young college girl
doing her dissertation

342
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,521
on the dead language of the D
with her future husband,

343
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,791
dreaming
of finding Kalaman'’s tomb
and the Crown of Fire.

344
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,827
I was sorry to read
you gave up your search
after he died.

345
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,162
But what that means is,

346
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,699
you'’re all I have left.

347
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,835
All-All you have left
for... what?

348
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:16,903
Hmm.

349
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:20,106
Oh.

350
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,341
Here we go.

351
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:30,817
[lid creaks]

352
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,691
What is this?

353
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,428
I believe it is describing
the exact location
of Kalaman'’s tomb,

354
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,898
in which Taha
and her priceless headdress
are buried.

355
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,200
Well, if this were authentic,

356
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:52,472
you would still have to
uncover an entire city

357
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,642
that nobody
has been able to find.

358
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,577
I found it.

359
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,880
On a tiny, forgotten island
in the Atlantic
called Isla Hundida.

360
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,451
What I have not been
able to find is Kalaman'’s
final resting place.

361
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,722
This piece of parchment
is the only clue we found
among the ruins.

362
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,725
I need someone
who can decipher these symbols.

363
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,927
I need you.

364
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:16,730
Well...Miss Sage,

365
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,300
surely this isn'’t how
you want your story to end.

366
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,936
We both had our dreams crushed
by bad luck,

367
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,372
or in my case,
an arse-kissing little brother,

368
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:28,408
but this is our chance
to show them all.

369
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,243
Come with me...
to the island.

370
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:35,348
Translate these symbols
and help me find
the Crown of Fire.

371
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,951
You can name your price.

372
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,223
I must respectfully decline.

373
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,427
[lid creaks closed]

374
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,362
Well...

375
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,999
I can'’t say
I'’m not disappointed.

376
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,269
But I understand
how you feel.

377
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,941
Will you at least let us
give you a ride?

378
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:05,912
Oh, no, thank you.
I'’ll call for my own car,
and I'’ll just...

379
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,282
[mechanical whirring]

380
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,451
[aircraft blades whirring]

381
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,604
[Beth] I don'’t feel like
you'’re listening to me.
This is urgent, and we--

382
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,441
Okay, so the police are saying
that they put out an APB...

383
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,376
APB....on an SUV,

384
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,812
and there'’s
this 24-hour rule...Why is there a rule?

385
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,247
...and they won'’t
do anything until...What about the FBI or the CIA?

386
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,316
-They said to call the police.
-I'’m sure Loretta's fine.

387
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,952
When I was in college,
my friend Nicki went missing.

388
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,587
Everyone was, like,
freaking out.

389
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,156
But then she was just
in her car.

390
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,460
She was dead, but we found her.
She wasn'’t gone.

391
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:57,831
Um, what about...
Maybe we could get a PI

392
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,600
or, like, you know,
private security or--

393
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,602
What about an extraction team,
like the movie?

394
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,138
Yes! But who does that?
The ex-military, right?

395
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,741
Oh, yeah. I think
I actually have somebody
that could help us.

396
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,844
-Oh.
-I did this meditation retreat,

397
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,460
and there was this
trainer guy there.

398
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:14,581
You should
see this guy meditate.

399
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,216
But he'’s ex-Navy SEAL.

400
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:19,786
He-- He'’s a special ops trainer.
What was his name?

401
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,888
Yeah. Jack Trainer.

402
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,757
So he'’s a trainer
named Jack Trainer?

403
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,892
That'’s how I have
everybody in my phone.
See, "Janice Mom."

404
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,527
"Larry Doorknob."
"Stacy Butt Stuff."

405
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,363
Look, this is
what this guy does.
He finds people.

406
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,599
If there'’s anybody
that can help us, it'’s him.

407
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,900
[line ringing]

408
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,606
[ringing continues]

409
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,175
[on phone] Jack Trainer.Oh, so his name
is actually Jack Trainer.

410
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,879
Hi, uh, this is Alan
from "Touching Your Inner Self."

411
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,349
The meditation retreat?

412
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,840
[chewing sounds]

413
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,220
Anyway, uh, okay.
Our friend Loretta
has been kidnapped,

414
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,655
and no one'’s helping us.

415
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,190
[Jack]
How long she been missing?

416
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,658
Maybe two hours now.

417
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,930
Who is that?

418
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:04,330
Um, this is B--
This is Beth. I'’m Beth.

419
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,700
And Allison
is on too, sir.

420
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,102
Did she have any
Wi-Fi-enabled devices?

421
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:12,105
-She'’s got her phone, right?
-No, I have her phone.

422
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,974
Oh! She has a smartwatch.
It ripped my wig off.

423
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:17,811
What was that scenario?
Never mind. Open the phone.

424
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,412
Go to the smartwatch app.All right.

425
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,915
Then hit "Find My Smartwatch."

426
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,951
Oh, my... That is so good.
That'’s why we called.

427
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,587
"Anticipate the difficult
by managing the easy."

428
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:31,157
Is that Oprah or Deepak? Laozi fromTao-te Ching.

429
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:32,525
Oh, my God.

430
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,494
It'’s in the Atlantic.

431
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,863
She'’s on a plane?[Alan]
How can you tell that?

432
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:39,232
'’Cause she can't swim
that fast.

433
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,867
[Jack]
Doesn'’t sound like
a ransom scenario.

434
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:43,536
My guess is blood sport,
Hunger Games type situation.

435
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:46,439
Possibly some coke-fueled
dark web scavenger hunt.

436
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,608
Real clown shit.
We'’ll have to move fast.

437
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,678
-How do we pay you?
-Cryptocurrency. Cash App.

438
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:55,115
I'’ll have her back
within 48 hours
or your next rescue is free.

439
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,583
How many people
need a next rescue?

440
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,385
More than you'’d think.

441
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,286
-I'’m gonna need that phone.
-I'’ll bring it to you.

442
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,123
Let me know where she lands.
I'’ll meet you there, Alan.

443
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:06,159
[aircraft jets whirring]

444
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,905
Hello.

445
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,878
Where am I?

446
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,130
Um, you'’re on my plane.

447
00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:28,415
It'’s nice, isn't it? Hmm?

448
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,316
The seats are made of
mama llama leather.

449
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:33,353
Well, I'’m getting off
your plane.

450
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,921
Unchain me!

451
00:22:34,988 --> 00:22:36,456
That'’s your seat belt.

452
00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:39,920
Did you chloroform me?

453
00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:41,294
People actually do that?

454
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,797
[grunts, groans]

455
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,232
Well, you know,
it'’s a classic for a reason.

456
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,468
My body feels drunk.

457
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,470
It'’ll wear off in a bit.
I am sorry.

458
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,772
I just couldn'’t wait around
for you to change your mind.

459
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,475
Stop playing jelly.Time is not on our side.

460
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:58,244
You see, the volcano
we'’re excavating around

461
00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:00,347
has developed
a bad case of indigestion.

462
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,315
I'’m rather worried
that when it blows,[grunts]

463
00:23:02,349 --> 00:23:04,517
everything that'’s left
of the Lost City
will be destroyed.

464
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,519
Oh, my God.
My legs don'’t work.

465
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:11,958
So, this is our last chance
to find both the tomb
and the crown.

466
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:14,127
Oh, God. [groaning][Fairfax] Oh!

467
00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:16,596
Don'’t worry.
That'’s just our final descent.

468
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:22,469
But it is the beginning
of the greatest adventure
of your life.

469
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,280
[engine switches off,
door opens]

470
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:23,830
[door closes]

471
00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:29,436
[chattering in Spanish]

472
00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:33,390
Welcome to the Lost City.

473
00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:44,417
How did you find it?

474
00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:46,720
So, the city was built
on a lava dome.

475
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:49,489
As the volcano became active,
the dome filled with lava,

476
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:52,580
and sunken things
rose to the surface.

477
00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,600
The D exposed itself.

478
00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:57,464
-The entire city?
-No, no. Just the tip.

479
00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,633
As soon as I heard rumors
of the ruins, I flew over
and bought the place.

480
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:04,700
The site?No. The island.
The southern half.

481
00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:06,439
I got a good deal
'’cause this is where
the lava flows.

482
00:25:06,473 --> 00:25:08,575
We'’ve been excavating
for a year now.

483
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:12,379
One doesn'’t kidnap
a romance novelist
on day one.

484
00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,581
Ah, yes, as the saying goes.

485
00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:17,717
Rafi doesn'’t like it.
Do you, Rafi?

486
00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:21,540
He says
we'’re disrespecting
his heritage.

487
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:24,257
But not a lot of other
job options on the island,
are there, Rafi?

488
00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:26,192
Beggars can'’t be choosers.

489
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,710
No more charcuterie,
I take it.

490
00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,340
Mmm. Please.
I'’m not a monster.

491
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,941
Whatever you need, just shout.

492
00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:48,481
Uh, leave one hand free.
She has some translating to do.

493
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,840
And then what?

494
00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,753
Loretta, I really wish
you would try and see

495
00:25:53,787 --> 00:25:56,560
what an exciting opportunity
this is for us.

496
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,826
I believe this text describes
the exact location of the tomb.

497
00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:02,295
It'’s a logographic system.

498
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,999
Like cuneiform or hieroglyphics.

499
00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:09,703
Now, if you have other documents
that possibly I can compare--

500
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,137
Yeah, no luck there.

501
00:26:11,204 --> 00:26:14,700
We found some scratching
at a nearby waterfall,

502
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,800
but it was useless.

503
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:16,810
Just pictures of women.

504
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:21,514
Look, I, too, wish
your dear old dead
archaeologist husband

505
00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:24,284
was here to help,
but he'’s not, so,

506
00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:27,253
time to shine, Loretta,
***-book writer.

507
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,423
They will come for me.

508
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,859
Who, exactly?

509
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,694
Your-- Your many cats?

510
00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:36,463
Oh, I don'’t have cats.

511
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,320
Somehow even more sad.

512
00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:42,135
I have a hamster, *****!

513
00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,370
You have a hamster'’s *****?

514
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:47,874
No, there was a--
there was a comma between--
Forget it.

515
00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:50,977
I bet your brother never had
to kidnap anyone!

516
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:10,300
[announcer on intercom
speaking Spanish]

517
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:26,312
♪ From the dusty mesa♪

518
00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:30,784
♪ Her looming shadow grows♪

519
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:34,187
♪ Hidden in the branches♪

520
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:38,910
♪ Of the poison creosote♪

521
00:27:41,895 --> 00:27:43,496
Good to see you, man.

522
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:45,650
Phone.Right.

523
00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:58,478
What?

524
00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:01,810
Yeah, I was thinking
that I could, you know,

525
00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:02,749
maybe just sort of
come with you.

526
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,784
Why?To help.

527
00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:08,822
I know CPR.
I know some light karate.
CrossFit certified.

528
00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:10,323
Okay, okay, listen, listen!

529
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:13,590
I just-- It'’s my fault.

530
00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:15,528
Not the kidnapping
and stuff,

531
00:28:15,562 --> 00:28:18,531
but, like, I said
some really mean stuff to her,
and I regret it,

532
00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:20,200
and I just need
to take it back.

533
00:28:20,233 --> 00:28:21,501
I called her a human mummy.

534
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,204
Mummies are human.

535
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,574
I'’m aware of that now, yes.

536
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,577
That is true.[breathes deeply]

537
00:28:30,643 --> 00:28:31,644
Please.

538
00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:35,582
All right, Alan,
I can'’t be responsible
for you.

539
00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:37,851
Okay. Yeah.

540
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,720
I need you
to stay in the car.Yeah.

541
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,956
In the car.In the car.

542
00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:45,425
The whole time.The whole time?

543
00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,860
Whole time.

544
00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:47,927
Mm-hmm.

545
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:50,930
Yes!

546
00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:58,400
[lock chirps]

547
00:28:58,380 --> 00:28:59,305
This is me.

548
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,842
Really? Is this what
the SEAL teams use?

549
00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:05,545
"Only a fool chooses a horse
by its color."

550
00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:08,415
Right, right.
The Tao-te Ching?

551
00:29:08,448 --> 00:29:11,418
No, it was on the sign
back there at the rental place.

552
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,550
[car engine starts, revs]

553
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,610
Thank you.

554
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:31,905
♪ I once had a life
Or rather, life had me♪

555
00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:35,800
♪ I was one among many♪

556
00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:38,712
♪ Or at least I seemed to be♪

557
00:29:38,745 --> 00:29:45,418
♪ Well, I read an old quotation
In a book just yesterday♪

558
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:48,455
♪ Said
"Gonna reap just what you sow ♪

559
00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:51,858
♪ The debts you make
You have to pay"♪

560
00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,326
♪ Can you get to that?♪

561
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:55,462
What? What?

562
00:29:57,997 --> 00:30:00,330
I was hoping to invite you
to breakfast,

563
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,469
but it looks like
you still have work to do.

564
00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:05,472
Uh, wait, wait, wait.

565
00:30:05,505 --> 00:30:07,700
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

566
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,109
I believe this says

567
00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:11,244
"rest" or "resting."

568
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:14,481
So it would be,
"Kalaman and his treasure..."

569
00:30:14,514 --> 00:30:18,952
And then
there are some missing pieces,
and then "rest," "resting,"

570
00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:22,550
and something about
"tears," so...

571
00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:25,125
Resting where?

572
00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:26,526
Hmm? Oh!

573
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:29,362
Didn'’t say.
It doesn'’t say.

574
00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:30,663
[Loretta stammers]

575
00:30:30,697 --> 00:30:33,800
Miss Sage,
I need you to do better.

576
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:37,270
Then next time
maybe don'’t kidnap
a romance novelist, hmm?

577
00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:39,673
My God,
this shouldn'’t be this hard!

578
00:30:39,706 --> 00:30:41,708
It is not some pauper'’s grave
we'’re looking for.

579
00:30:41,775 --> 00:30:44,144
It is a monument to a great man!

580
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,212
King Kalaman was ambitious,
he was powerful,

581
00:30:46,246 --> 00:30:48,682
he was the first man
to build a city
in the Atlantic.

582
00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:51,384
The eyes of his subjects
would have turned to him.

583
00:30:51,418 --> 00:30:54,721
He would have had a pyramid,
a ziggurat, a tower

584
00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:56,823
to hold his Crown of Fire.

585
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,926
All I need to know
is where it is.

586
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:02,996
I don'’t know if you recall,
but you only said translate it.

587
00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:04,964
I-I translated it.

588
00:31:05,999 --> 00:31:07,534
Translate it again.

589
00:31:13,506 --> 00:31:16,409
One day, we'’re gonna
laugh about this.
[chuckles]

590
00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:18,411
Such an adventure
we'’re having.

591
00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:25,985
I should go with you,
just for backup and awesomeness.

592
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:28,822
This is pretty awesome.

593
00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:31,424
You got nature, the radio.

594
00:31:32,859 --> 00:31:36,196
Yeah, you'’re right,
but it'’s very, very important
to me

595
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:38,164
that she knows
that I came to rescue her.

596
00:31:38,198 --> 00:31:39,899
Why?
Do you like this woman?

597
00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:43,436
No, I just brought snacks
and stuff.

598
00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:45,772
And she gets a little grumpy
when she'’s hungry.

599
00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:49,175
Blood pressure drops.
And I get that because I'’m
a five-meal-a-day kind of guy.

600
00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:51,778
Do you keto, by the way?
You look like you keto.

601
00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:53,747
No.No. Yeah.

602
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:55,548
[chuckles]
You don'’t need it.

603
00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,217
What is it?

604
00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:00,887
I just want her to think of me
as more than a cover model.

605
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:05,291
But, Alan,
you are so much more.
You'’re my lookout.

606
00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:08,628
Okay, can I at least do the part
where I put her in the car

607
00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:12,132
and I just go,
"Shh. You'’re safe now"?

608
00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:15,568
Sure, champ.
She'’ll love that.

609
00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:17,504
Oh, you'’re just going?
Going to start?

610
00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:19,873
You'’re starting
the mission now? Okay.

611
00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:30,817
[handle rattles]

612
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,870
[birds screeching]

613
00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:36,156
["Red Right Hand" playing]

614
00:32:44,164 --> 00:32:46,990
[grunts] Oh!

615
00:32:53,730 --> 00:32:54,740
[grunts]

616
00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:57,430
Go to sleep.

617
00:32:57,770 --> 00:32:58,712
♪ Take a little walk
To the edge of town♪

618
00:32:58,778 --> 00:33:01,181
♪ And go across the tracks♪

619
00:33:02,849 --> 00:33:07,870
♪ Where the viaduct looms
Like a bird of doom♪

620
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:11,291
♪ As it shifts and cracks♪

621
00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:17,197
♪ Where secrets lie
In the border fires
In the humming wires♪

622
00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:20,500
♪ Hey, man, you know
You'’re never coming back♪

623
00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:22,669
♪ Past the square
Past the bridge♪

624
00:33:22,702 --> 00:33:25,705
♪ Past the mills
Past the stacks♪

625
00:33:25,739 --> 00:33:27,700
Alan.What?

626
00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:28,842
This is a breach of trust, Alan.

627
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,643
I can help. Let me help.

628
00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:33,747
♪ A tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat♪

629
00:33:33,813 --> 00:33:36,116
Stay close. Stay alive.

630
00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:42,255
Hey.

631
00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:44,991
[grunts]

632
00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,427
♪ He'’ll wrap you in his arms♪

633
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,162
Go to sleep.

634
00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:51,531
♪ Tell you that you'’ve
Been a good boy♪

635
00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:55,135
I got his head.
What do I do with his head?
I'’m just gonna set him down.

636
00:33:56,736 --> 00:33:58,238
[shouts, grunts]

637
00:34:01,574 --> 00:34:02,609
[shouts]No.

638
00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:04,611
Hey, hey, no!

639
00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:05,779
No, no, no!

640
00:34:05,845 --> 00:34:07,681
[grunts]

641
00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:10,417
♪ There won'’t be a single thing
That you can do ♪

642
00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:13,319
♪ He'’s a god, he's a man
He'’s a ghost, he's a guru♪

643
00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:15,255
Ooh, yeah! Ooh.

644
00:34:15,288 --> 00:34:16,322
Ow.

645
00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:18,158
Teamwork, yeah!

646
00:34:18,191 --> 00:34:21,428
Great effort, Alan, but that man
was already unconscious.

647
00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:23,129
I was already wound up.

648
00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:26,733
Just don'’t do it
when I'’m...

649
00:34:29,803 --> 00:34:31,171
Hi.

650
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,141
-[grunts]
-Oh!

651
00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:38,110
[Alan] On your seven!

652
00:34:38,645 --> 00:34:40,180
[shouts]

653
00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,170
Oh!

654
00:34:48,955 --> 00:34:51,240
Trainer, he'’s not asleep!

655
00:34:51,570 --> 00:34:52,959
Stay-- Stay down. Stay down.

656
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:58,231
-You'’re doing great.
-Thanks.

657
00:34:58,298 --> 00:35:00,100
Where you going?

658
00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:02,836
♪ Through the ghettos
And the barrio♪

659
00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:05,372
♪ And the Bowery and the slums♪What?

660
00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:06,539
[grunts]

661
00:35:07,907 --> 00:35:09,209
Loretta Sage?

662
00:35:09,843 --> 00:35:10,910
Yes.

663
00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,545
I'’m getting you out of here.

664
00:35:13,847 --> 00:35:16,649
Why are you so handsome?My dad was a weatherman.

665
00:35:17,317 --> 00:35:18,318
[grunts]

666
00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:19,986
A-Alan?

667
00:35:20,530 --> 00:35:22,188
Yeah.What are you doing here?

668
00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:25,910
-Uh, irregardless,
I'’m here to save you.
-That'’s not...

669
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:27,227
-I think he meant "regardless."
-Yes.

670
00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:32,966
Ooh, uh, does she need
saving in there, Trainer?
I think she'’s fine there.

671
00:35:32,999 --> 00:35:35,802
No, no, leave it.
Don'’t take their stuff.
They'’ll come after us.

672
00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:40,340
Alan, why do you
keep doing that?

673
00:35:40,373 --> 00:35:42,409
Why do you keep doing that?
I had that one.

674
00:35:42,442 --> 00:35:44,978
It'’s just getting mean now.
It'’s unnecessary.

675
00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:47,130
I'’m sorry.
I just wanted to get one in.

676
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,160
-Excuse me. Would it be possible
to remove me from the chair?
-No time.

677
00:35:50,830 --> 00:35:52,352
-No time?
There'’s been so much chitchat.
-[men shouting]

678
00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:53,853
We should definitely go.

679
00:35:53,887 --> 00:35:55,789
[security shouting]
Let'’s go! Let's go!

680
00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:58,892
♪ We'’re running with
The shadows of the night♪

681
00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:02,996
♪ So, baby, take my hand
It'’ll be all right♪

682
00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:06,833
♪ They'’ll come true in the end♪

683
00:36:21,314 --> 00:36:22,549
Why are things exploding?

684
00:36:22,582 --> 00:36:24,117
[explosion]

685
00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:26,520
[people shouting in Spanish]

686
00:36:30,123 --> 00:36:31,157
I got--

687
00:36:32,926 --> 00:36:33,993
[lock beeps]Okay.

688
00:36:34,861 --> 00:36:36,296
Shh...

689
00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:38,298
Shh. You'’re safe now.

690
00:36:38,331 --> 00:36:39,566
You'’re...

691
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:41,868
How-- How are you so calm?

692
00:36:41,901 --> 00:36:44,304
That was my--
That was my line.[Jack] Here.

693
00:36:46,439 --> 00:36:48,341
What?Is that Reiki?

694
00:36:48,408 --> 00:36:51,770
Are you healing me?I think so.

695
00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:54,347
-[Loretta] Ah.
-As Laozi says,
"To the mind that is still..."

696
00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:57,417
"...the whole universe
surrenders."[Alan] Hey, yeah, I know some--

697
00:36:57,450 --> 00:37:00,860
I know some, um, quotes
that could be good
for this moment.

698
00:37:00,153 --> 00:37:01,788
In omnia paratus.

699
00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:05,250
"Ready for anything."

700
00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:07,727
Maybe we shouldn'’t
be just staring lovingly
into each other'’s eyes

701
00:37:07,761 --> 00:37:10,897
like you'’re gonna fall in love
like I'’m not here.

702
00:37:11,464 --> 00:37:12,599
Who are you?

703
00:37:12,632 --> 00:37:15,602
Just a guy
trying to do his job.

704
00:37:15,635 --> 00:37:18,204
And right now, that job
is to get this lovely lady--

705
00:37:18,972 --> 00:37:20,674
Oh! Oh.

706
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:22,342
Oh, God. Okay.[Alan groaning]

707
00:37:23,810 --> 00:37:25,879
-[gunshot]
-[Alan] No. What is happening?

708
00:37:26,646 --> 00:37:27,681
[Loretta shouts]

709
00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:29,382
-[gunshot]
-[shouts]

710
00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:31,484
[Alan] Okay. What do we do?

711
00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:33,753
We need to do-- I can'’t see.

712
00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:35,188
I don'’t like it! [gags]

713
00:37:35,221 --> 00:37:36,890
Here. Here!

714
00:37:36,923 --> 00:37:39,259
-Why would you throw a gun?
-Seriously?

715
00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:43,563
Get me out of the chair.I can'’t. We don't have time.

716
00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:44,798
[bullet whizzes, clangs]

717
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,369
[Alan] Gotta squeeze!
You got to do a Kegel
or something!

718
00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:51,705
-Kegel it!
-What do you think a Kegel is?

719
00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:54,240
I'’m not in it, not in!
Still not in!

720
00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:56,576
-You got to go in more.
-Stop. Stop. Stop it!

721
00:37:56,643 --> 00:37:58,945
[window shatters][gasps] Oh, oh, oh!

722
00:37:58,978 --> 00:38:02,282
Oh, God. Get in the car,
get in the car!
Start the car! Start the car!

723
00:38:02,349 --> 00:38:03,783
-Go, go.
-Move your leg.

724
00:38:03,817 --> 00:38:05,985
Which one?Both of them! Move them!

725
00:38:09,923 --> 00:38:11,958
Forward, forward!Okay. Okay.

726
00:38:11,991 --> 00:38:16,162
-I'’m going! I'm going! Okay!
-Drive!

727
00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:20,867
[Alan]
Shh. You'’re safe now. Shh.

728
00:38:22,669 --> 00:38:24,237
Ow.

729
00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:26,306
Shh. You'’re safe now.No, I'’m not. Not safe.

730
00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:28,375
Oh, no, am I bleeding?

731
00:38:28,408 --> 00:38:31,277
-I don'’t think that's yours.
-Oh, no, that'’s a lot of blood.

732
00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:32,545
[Alan gags]

733
00:38:32,579 --> 00:38:34,447
[Loretta] Cheese and rice!

734
00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:36,182
Are those his brains?What?

735
00:38:36,249 --> 00:38:38,284
I think his brains
are on my face!

736
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:41,955
Definitely his brains
are in my mouth.
I can taste his thoughts!

737
00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:43,323
Focus on the road.

738
00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:45,592
He just liked
training people. Trainer.

739
00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:48,561
-What are you talking about?
-He loved me.

740
00:38:48,595 --> 00:38:51,197
Can you just scooch the car
over to the left?

741
00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:54,901
Get it off. Get it off.Oh, God.

742
00:38:54,968 --> 00:38:56,690
Watch out!

743
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:03,309
Oh! Oh! Oh!

744
00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:05,478
[laughs]

745
00:39:05,545 --> 00:39:07,280
Oh, did you see...

746
00:39:10,216 --> 00:39:11,284
No.

747
00:39:16,756 --> 00:39:17,924
Oh.

748
00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:21,628
Oh, no. Oh, no.[horn honks]

749
00:39:22,328 --> 00:39:23,663
Oh, no.

750
00:39:32,205 --> 00:39:33,606
Oh, no.

751
00:39:34,474 --> 00:39:36,509
[Loretta] Alan?[gasps]

752
00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:40,213
Oh, holy Christmas.
Are you okay? Are you okay?

753
00:39:40,246 --> 00:39:42,215
Do you think you could
get me out of here?

754
00:39:42,248 --> 00:39:44,170
Yeah. Okay.

755
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,200
You just flew out of the car.I did. I did, indeed.

756
00:39:47,530 --> 00:39:48,655
Okay. I got you.
I got you.

757
00:39:48,688 --> 00:39:51,124
Can you get me out of the chair?
Get me out of the chair.

758
00:39:51,191 --> 00:39:52,759
You'’re right.
You'’re right. You're right.

759
00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,262
Is that--
Is that a nail filer?Yeah.

760
00:39:56,329 --> 00:39:57,697
Can you just rip it?It'’s working.

761
00:39:57,764 --> 00:39:59,632
And maybe next time
I toss a gun at you,

762
00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:01,835
you can catch it
instead of ducking.

763
00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:05,380
How about the next time
you toss a gun at me,
you say, "Hey, Alan, catch"?

764
00:40:05,710 --> 00:40:06,973
Then maybe do that
before you throw it?

765
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,275
Well, "here"
is a synonym for "catch."

766
00:40:09,342 --> 00:40:10,810
No, "here" is not a cinnamon
for "catch."

767
00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:13,460
In a colloquial kind of way,
yes, it is.

768
00:40:13,790 --> 00:40:15,281
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a sweatshirt.

769
00:40:15,348 --> 00:40:17,417
You say, "Here,"
I toss you a pen.

770
00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:20,553
How '’bout just,
"Hey! Catch! Gun!"

771
00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:23,723
Anything that you want
to throw, I'’ll catch it
because you said, "Catch."

772
00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:25,558
And I'’ll catch it
because you said it.

773
00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:27,994
That is also an option,
and then we would have a gun
with us.

774
00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:29,262
That'’s a thing.

775
00:40:29,295 --> 00:40:31,531
Be careful.Okay, we need to call--

776
00:40:31,564 --> 00:40:33,433
Be careful.

777
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,969
We need to call for help,
get to the airport
and get out of here.

778
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,837
And I am driving.Okay.

779
00:40:40,273 --> 00:40:42,942
[both]
Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh!

780
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,288
Okay, call for--
call for help.

781
00:40:55,321 --> 00:40:56,856
Where'’s your phone?

782
00:41:00,326 --> 00:41:01,394
Okay.

783
00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:07,667
-Tell me you caught them.
-I tagged the blond one.

784
00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:12,405
Oh, Loretta.

785
00:41:12,439 --> 00:41:14,841
What are you thinking?

786
00:41:14,874 --> 00:41:17,844
You might'’ve killed one of them,
but his partner'’s
still with her.

787
00:41:17,877 --> 00:41:21,548
And he is clearly skilled,
highly trained

788
00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:24,117
and very dangerous.

789
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,231
So, Miss Sage said
she was gonna leave the event,

790
00:41:38,298 --> 00:41:43,169
then got in a car
and left the event?

791
00:41:43,203 --> 00:41:45,739
-Did you try calling her?
-She doesn'’t have her phone.

792
00:41:45,772 --> 00:41:47,374
Stolen phone.Didn'’t say that.

793
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,209
[Nana]
Where'’s my magnifier?

794
00:41:49,242 --> 00:41:51,578
Listen, can you please
help with Nana?

795
00:41:51,611 --> 00:41:53,813
I don'’t want her
hearing about Loretta
'’cause it's going to upset her.

796
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,816
-What about Loretta?
-Nothing, Nana.
She just went on a trip.

797
00:41:56,883 --> 00:41:58,318
[Nana] Good.[Beth] Yeah.

798
00:41:58,351 --> 00:42:01,540
That girl needed
to get out of the house.

799
00:42:01,870 --> 00:42:05,325
So, this is the thing.
Loretta'’s phone is not stolen.
I took it.

800
00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:09,763
I gave it to Alan.
Alan then gave it to
the trainer, uh, Jack Trainer.

801
00:42:09,796 --> 00:42:12,320
And that is how we found
her wearable.

802
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:13,967
And who'’s Alan?[Beth] Dash.

803
00:42:14,340 --> 00:42:16,736
-What'’s that?
-He'’s the hero
in all of her books.

804
00:42:16,770 --> 00:42:20,106
-Nana. Hey, ****.
-Mm-mmm.

805
00:42:20,173 --> 00:42:23,176
Let'’s go in the other room
and talk about whichever war
you lived through.

806
00:42:23,209 --> 00:42:26,246
Okay. Come on, it'’ll be fun.
I'’m sorry. It'll be fun.

807
00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:28,248
Listen,
Loretta Sage is missing.

808
00:42:28,281 --> 00:42:30,684
When I looked at her smartwatch,
it said that she had flown

809
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,385
to some island
I'’ve never even heard about.

810
00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:34,387
That means y'’all need
to do something about this.

811
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:36,756
And if you can'’t, I will,
and that won'’t look good
for you.

812
00:42:36,790 --> 00:42:39,559
Pretty sure that'’s
outside our jurisdiction.

813
00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:42,696
-You'’d have to call the Feds.
-Okay.

814
00:42:42,762 --> 00:42:45,980
And if you do go to the Feds,
put in a good word for me.

815
00:42:45,131 --> 00:42:47,434
For me.For us.

816
00:42:53,106 --> 00:42:54,541
Oh, oh.

817
00:43:01,781 --> 00:43:03,950
What are you gonna do,
put the car back together?

818
00:43:03,983 --> 00:43:06,190
Well... we could--

819
00:43:13,293 --> 00:43:15,428
[steam hissing]

820
00:43:22,135 --> 00:43:24,871
Where did you say the phone was?Passenger glove.

821
00:43:24,904 --> 00:43:26,740
What?Passenger glove compartment.

822
00:43:26,806 --> 00:43:27,807
Goodness.

823
00:43:29,175 --> 00:43:30,877
Oh, my God.

824
00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:33,113
Oh, my God. No phone, no car.
We'’re so gonna die out--

825
00:43:33,146 --> 00:43:34,881
Here.What is this?

826
00:43:34,914 --> 00:43:36,549
Boots for the jungle.

827
00:43:37,617 --> 00:43:39,686
It'’s not exactly
hiking boots, but...

828
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:42,355
I figured your feet
would be killing you after
wearing heels for this long.

829
00:43:42,422 --> 00:43:44,424
It was the best we could do.
They'’re Allison's. Sorry.

830
00:43:45,358 --> 00:43:47,560
Oh. Okay, well, thank you.

831
00:43:47,594 --> 00:43:49,429
Here, oh, I got you cheese.

832
00:43:49,462 --> 00:43:51,331
Oh, my God.You got to stay hydrated.

833
00:43:51,364 --> 00:43:53,333
Thank you so much.They didn'’t have
glass bottles,

834
00:43:53,366 --> 00:43:55,168
so we'’ll definitely
hold onto it and recycle.

835
00:43:58,710 --> 00:44:02,776
Okay, so what we need to do
is find a phone, we need
to call the authorities,

836
00:44:02,842 --> 00:44:05,779
and we need to wait here
until somebody comes
and rescues us.

837
00:44:05,845 --> 00:44:09,349
Uh... This...
This is the rescue.

838
00:44:09,382 --> 00:44:10,784
No one else is coming.

839
00:44:10,850 --> 00:44:12,886
I'’m sorry?I'’m the rescue.

840
00:44:12,919 --> 00:44:15,755
It was originally just
gonna be me, then I was like,
Trainer should come.

841
00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:17,757
Oh, Trainer. Rest in peace.

842
00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:22,162
So, our best bet
is to get to the airport.
See this road right here?

843
00:44:22,195 --> 00:44:24,931
From this area,
just take a shortcut
through the jungle to the road.

844
00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:26,733
Did you just say "shortcut
through the jungle"?

845
00:44:26,766 --> 00:44:28,501
Yeah.Okay, do you see us?

846
00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:31,370
Uh-huh.You are not Dash,
and I'’m not Lovemore. Okay?

847
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:32,672
I'’m Loretta, and you are Alan.

848
00:44:32,739 --> 00:44:35,175
And jungles
eat people like us, okay?Eat people.

849
00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:38,478
And I don'’t want to mess up
the jumpsuit. It'’s on loan.
So we'’re gonna stay put.

850
00:44:38,511 --> 00:44:40,513
We'’re not just gonna
stand around here, okay?

851
00:44:40,547 --> 00:44:42,820
We'’re gonna go
through the jungle,

852
00:44:42,115 --> 00:44:44,351
we'’re gonna go to the airport
and find a phone,

853
00:44:44,384 --> 00:44:47,487
-so you can have your cake
and get what you want.
-"And eat it too"?

854
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,923
If that'’s what you want to do
with your cake, fine. Let'’s go.

855
00:44:49,956 --> 00:44:51,958
-That'’s the only thing you do
with cake.
-Not mine.

856
00:44:51,991 --> 00:44:54,361
[Loretta] I don'’t know
what your people do,
but my people eat it.

857
00:44:54,394 --> 00:44:56,796
[Alan] You could give it
to someone as a gift.

858
00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:58,932
[Loretta] Those people
are still going to eat the cake.

859
00:44:58,965 --> 00:45:00,834
Everybody eats cake.

860
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:02,669
[Alan] What about the kind
people jump out of?

861
00:45:02,702 --> 00:45:05,405
They don'’t eat it,
when they'’re in it.Oh, my God.

862
00:45:31,998 --> 00:45:33,600
[Alan] What did they
kidnap you for anyhow?

863
00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:35,568
Is it some weird *** stuff
like Taken?

864
00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:37,370
[Loretta]
Oh, my God, thank you.

865
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:39,939
I thought so too,
but the guy'’s one
of the Fairfaxes.

866
00:45:39,973 --> 00:45:42,420
Beverly?No, the older one.

867
00:45:42,108 --> 00:45:45,745
The really odd one
that had the vlog
on finding Montezuma'’s treasure.

868
00:45:45,812 --> 00:45:48,148
[Alan]
The dude that was on the news
for trying to raise the Titanic?

869
00:45:48,181 --> 00:45:50,160
[Loretta]
Yes, he'’s looking for
the Crown of Fire.

870
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:54,200
Wait a minute. Like the actual
Crown of Fire? Like the one...

871
00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:57,390
So those ruins were--They were
the Lost City of D, yes.

872
00:45:57,424 --> 00:45:59,726
What?
Are you kidding me right now?Shh.

873
00:45:59,759 --> 00:46:01,628
This is like your book.

874
00:46:01,695 --> 00:46:04,297
So we'’re basically
on a Lovemore and Dash adventure
right now?

875
00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:06,433
[insect buzzing]What is that?

876
00:46:06,466 --> 00:46:08,902
What if Fairfax
actually finds the crown?

877
00:46:08,968 --> 00:46:10,503
He won'’t. He won't.

878
00:46:10,570 --> 00:46:12,605
[people shouting in distance]

879
00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:13,873
[Loretta] Where do we go?Uh...

880
00:46:13,907 --> 00:46:15,642
[vehicles approaching]Oh, oh, oh.

881
00:46:18,978 --> 00:46:20,980
Okay, uh, we need
to get in the water.

882
00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:23,216
W-What?We need to go by river.

883
00:46:23,283 --> 00:46:25,352
No, no,
I don'’t really do water.

884
00:46:25,418 --> 00:46:27,721
What do you mean, "do water"?
I'’m not asking you
to procreate with it.

885
00:46:27,754 --> 00:46:30,357
Uh, my body and water
don'’t really go together.

886
00:46:30,423 --> 00:46:32,759
[vehicles in distance]How do you feel about dying?
Oh, God.

887
00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:34,728
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You'’re okay. You're okay.

888
00:46:34,761 --> 00:46:37,630
I got you. Fine.I can swim. I can swim.
Thank you very much.

889
00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:39,866
Where are you going?I'’m crossing.

890
00:46:39,899 --> 00:46:41,935
No, we have to stay
in the water.

891
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:44,371
I researched
aquatic counter-tracking
for my book, A Year in the Bush.

892
00:46:44,437 --> 00:46:46,506
They'’ll lose our tracks
in the water.

893
00:46:46,539 --> 00:46:49,376
Why is it warm here?
Wait, are you peeing?

894
00:46:49,442 --> 00:46:51,111
Just go around it.

895
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,654
[engines switch off]

896
00:47:20,106 --> 00:47:21,841
[Loretta]
Okay, I think...

897
00:47:21,908 --> 00:47:23,843
I think
we lost them, right?

898
00:47:23,910 --> 00:47:26,780
Yeah. That wasn'’t so bad.
Yeah.

899
00:47:26,813 --> 00:47:28,682
Okay, uh...

900
00:47:28,715 --> 00:47:31,840
Don'’t panic.What do you mean, don'’t panic?

901
00:47:31,117 --> 00:47:32,485
-Just don'’t panic.
-No.

902
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:34,354
Stop saying "panic."
I'’m panicking now.

903
00:47:34,387 --> 00:47:35,955
You have something
on your back.

904
00:47:37,590 --> 00:47:38,692
[screams] No!

905
00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:40,160
Stop screaming.What is that?

906
00:47:40,226 --> 00:47:41,594
What is that?Stop screaming.

907
00:47:41,661 --> 00:47:43,630
Do you have any on you?No. No.

908
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,731
Why don'’t you have any
on you?

909
00:47:44,798 --> 00:47:46,599
Maybe the jumpsuit
scared them off.
I don'’t know.

910
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,368
Get '’em off.Oh, my God.

911
00:47:48,435 --> 00:47:50,970
Okay. No, I can'’t touch
those blood-gorged mucous sacks.

912
00:47:50,970 --> 00:47:52,272
Can you fling it?Right now.

913
00:47:52,305 --> 00:47:53,873
Get it.Just pick it
and fling it.

914
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:55,875
Just pick it and fling it.You pick it and fling it!

915
00:47:55,942 --> 00:47:58,780
Can you spin it off?Please, get it off.

916
00:47:58,111 --> 00:48:00,246
I don'’t like touching it.
I'’m feeling faint.

917
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,283
They'’re sucking my soul out.Okay, okay.
Stop, stop, stop.

918
00:48:03,316 --> 00:48:04,984
[groans]

919
00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:07,187
[gags]
Don'’t make that sound.[gags]

920
00:48:07,253 --> 00:48:08,755
[gags]

921
00:48:10,857 --> 00:48:12,292
How many of them are there?

922
00:48:16,796 --> 00:48:18,565
We were so brave just then.

923
00:48:18,598 --> 00:48:20,700
Why do they go for the butt
so much?

924
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,182
[singing in Spanish]

925
00:48:37,717 --> 00:48:39,953
[insect buzzing]

926
00:48:42,288 --> 00:48:45,191
What'’s that song
you'’re singing?

927
00:48:45,225 --> 00:48:48,280
A song
my abbiused to sing to me
when I was a kid.

928
00:48:49,229 --> 00:48:51,898
"If you suck life
from the island...Yeah?

929
00:48:51,931 --> 00:48:54,968
...the island
will suck of you."

930
00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:58,805
Your grandma sang you songs
about getting sucked off
by an island?

931
00:48:58,838 --> 00:49:01,740
It doesn'’t translate
super well.

932
00:49:02,208 --> 00:49:05,450
Is phantom leech syndrome,
like, a thing?

933
00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:06,846
They don'’t lay eggs,
do they?

934
00:49:55,995 --> 00:49:57,263
Queen Taha?

935
00:50:10,977 --> 00:50:15,248
"King Kalaman
and his treasure laid to rest...

936
00:50:16,416 --> 00:50:20,200
laid to rest
in the well of endless tears.

937
00:50:20,530 --> 00:50:22,550
Laid to rest in
the well of endless tears."

938
00:50:22,122 --> 00:50:23,757
What does that mean?[Alan] Loretta!

939
00:50:24,624 --> 00:50:26,192
You gave me
a heart attack.

940
00:50:27,270 --> 00:50:28,328
Where'’d you go?

941
00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:34,434
What is this?

942
00:50:34,467 --> 00:50:37,303
I'’m not sure,
but maybe they gathered here?

943
00:50:40,273 --> 00:50:42,909
Can you imagine
being right here,

944
00:50:42,942 --> 00:50:45,612
right in this very spot
back then?

945
00:50:45,645 --> 00:50:47,614
The stories
that they told?

946
00:50:47,647 --> 00:50:50,183
So much history I'’m sure
happened right here.

947
00:50:55,588 --> 00:50:57,157
[Loretta]
They'’ve got us cornered.

948
00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:59,920
Okay. We'’ve got to go up.
Come on.What?

949
00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:02,162
Have you seen what I'’m wearing?
I'’m in a glitter straitjacket.

950
00:51:02,195 --> 00:51:05,231
There'’s nowhere to go but up.
Come on. Let'’s go.

951
00:51:05,298 --> 00:51:08,802
[Loretta]
Oh! I should not be doing this.
I'’m too old for this.

952
00:51:08,868 --> 00:51:10,700
No, you'’re not.
You'’re beautiful.

953
00:51:10,103 --> 00:51:11,771
I didn'’t say I'm not beautiful.

954
00:51:11,805 --> 00:51:13,973
I said I'’m too old
to be doing this.

955
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,644
My skill is sitting and thinking
and eating when I can'’t think.

956
00:51:17,677 --> 00:51:20,800
Yeah, you definitely
could be wearing
better shoes for this.

957
00:51:20,113 --> 00:51:22,820
You brought me
these shoes.

958
00:51:22,115 --> 00:51:24,651
I can'’t go any further.
I can'’t go any further.

959
00:51:24,684 --> 00:51:26,453
I'’m not doing
so great here.

960
00:51:26,486 --> 00:51:27,987
You got it. Come on.

961
00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:29,989
I know you think
that you'’re safer holding on,

962
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:31,458
but you have to keep going.

963
00:51:31,491 --> 00:51:33,193
I can'’t. I can't, I can'’t.Okay?

964
00:51:34,127 --> 00:51:35,762
Do you smell that?Smell what?

965
00:51:35,795 --> 00:51:37,564
I smell something.Is it a predator?
What is it?

966
00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:39,399
A downward cascading fire?You got to smell deeper.

967
00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:40,767
I don'’t smell anything!

968
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,137
[both breathing deeply]

969
00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:47,374
Take a big, deep breath.[breathing deeply]

970
00:51:47,407 --> 00:51:48,842
All right.

971
00:51:48,908 --> 00:51:50,710
Good job.Okay.

972
00:51:50,777 --> 00:51:54,414
That was manipulative.
Thank you.Yeah, it was.

973
00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:56,916
Here we go. I'’m gonna
help you out a little bit,
all right?

974
00:51:56,950 --> 00:51:59,152
-One, two, three... Here we go!
-What are you doing?

975
00:51:59,219 --> 00:52:00,720
Get out of there.Come on.

976
00:52:00,787 --> 00:52:02,956
No, no, don'’t flex.That'’s my hoo-hoo.

977
00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:05,792
Just ride the head.
Keep the hands moving
and ride the head.

978
00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:07,293
Oh, God.You'’re doing great.

979
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,696
Sorry about
the scratchy haircut.
Come on.

980
00:52:29,949 --> 00:52:32,520
Dulcius ex asperis.

981
00:52:32,686 --> 00:52:34,120
What was that?

982
00:52:34,154 --> 00:52:35,889
Oh, nothing.

983
00:52:35,955 --> 00:52:38,291
It was just something
that John and I would say

984
00:52:38,324 --> 00:52:41,561
after we finished
something big, like a...

985
00:52:41,594 --> 00:52:43,630
like an archaeological dig
or a manuscript.

986
00:52:43,697 --> 00:52:46,599
It'’s Latin. It means
"sweeter after difficulty."

987
00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:49,569
What'’s...

988
00:52:49,602 --> 00:52:51,604
What'’s Latin
for "Loretta'’s a bad***"?

989
00:52:51,638 --> 00:52:56,142
[laughs] I am a bad***.
I climbed a mountain.

990
00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:59,212
Oh, my God. I wish Beth
could'’ve seen us do this.

991
00:52:59,279 --> 00:53:02,148
Oh, God. Beth.Don'’t worry about Beth.

992
00:53:02,182 --> 00:53:05,885
She'’s probably got
the whole navy
after us right now.

993
00:53:05,919 --> 00:53:09,890
[Allison] I get that you think
you have to go to the island
authorities yourself,

994
00:53:09,155 --> 00:53:12,492
but don'’t worry, I'm keeping
Loretta'’s socials super active.

995
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:14,894
Just tweeted,
"Did I just get kidnapped?

996
00:53:14,928 --> 00:53:18,631
#FML, @ShawnMendes,
#ShawnMendes."

997
00:53:18,665 --> 00:53:20,367
[ticket agent]
And you'’re traveling alone?

998
00:53:20,433 --> 00:53:23,200
Yes, I'’m traveling alone.
Mm-hmm. I'’m single.

999
00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:25,380
Then this might work.

1000
00:53:25,710 --> 00:53:27,173
Okay! Talk to me.You'’ll hit New York.

1001
00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:30,443
From there, you'’ll fly
to Guinea, where you can
pick up a puddle jumper.

1002
00:53:30,477 --> 00:53:31,511
A what?

1003
00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:34,114
Small plane.[Allison] Yeah, no leg room.

1004
00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:35,515
That'’s fine. I'll take it.

1005
00:53:35,582 --> 00:53:37,384
Or you could just come home.Thank you.

1006
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:47,894
We need something
more flammable.
Everything is just so wet.

1007
00:53:47,927 --> 00:53:49,462
What'’s in here?
What'’s in your bag?

1008
00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:51,398
Uh...Oh, a lot. Okay.

1009
00:53:51,464 --> 00:53:53,660
What are you doing?

1010
00:53:53,990 --> 00:53:55,350
Okay. Face masks.

1011
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,636
Yeah, that was like
a gift-basket thing.

1012
00:53:56,670 --> 00:53:58,538
You brought a scented candle
into the jungle?

1013
00:53:58,605 --> 00:53:59,973
My mom gave me that.

1014
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,775
It was like a weird gift
for Mother'’s Day.

1015
00:54:01,808 --> 00:54:03,710
Your mom gives you gifts
for Mother'’s Day?

1016
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:06,212
Noir--

1017
00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:07,981
Eucalyptus rosemary oil.
Ooh.

1018
00:54:08,682 --> 00:54:10,116
Oh, that smells good.

1019
00:54:10,150 --> 00:54:12,252
Um-- Oh, okay. All right.

1020
00:54:12,285 --> 00:54:14,120
Whoo! Yes!

1021
00:54:14,154 --> 00:54:16,790
Yes, I made fire!

1022
00:54:16,823 --> 00:54:20,393
-That'’s pretty impressive.
You have to--
-It is a beautiful fire.

1023
00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:22,429
[Loretta]
Who would have thought?

1024
00:54:22,495 --> 00:54:24,564
Oh, you'’re just, um,
taking your shirt off?

1025
00:54:25,965 --> 00:54:28,100
That looks
really uncomfortable.

1026
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,300
Are you okay? The back?

1027
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:34,240
Yeah. That is why
I don'’t do water.

1028
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:36,743
Okay.My body becomes
an eighth-grader'’s face.

1029
00:54:36,810 --> 00:54:39,512
Do you have anything for it?
Like some ointment or something?

1030
00:54:39,546 --> 00:54:41,681
Yeah, I do. Well, I did.

1031
00:54:41,715 --> 00:54:43,683
It was in a little,
tiny little bottle.

1032
00:54:43,717 --> 00:54:45,752
It was this. I'’m sorry.

1033
00:54:45,819 --> 00:54:47,954
Oh, God, I'’m sorry.

1034
00:54:47,987 --> 00:54:49,522
It'’s okay.

1035
00:54:49,556 --> 00:54:51,758
-Hold on. Yes.
Come here. Come here.
-What?

1036
00:54:51,825 --> 00:54:54,427
-Come here. Sit down.
-Let me see.

1037
00:54:54,461 --> 00:54:55,895
Just sit down.Right here?

1038
00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:56,996
Yeah.

1039
00:54:58,264 --> 00:55:00,300
Okay.

1040
00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:02,350
Oh, no,
you don'’t have to touch it.
It'’s okay. It's fine.

1041
00:55:02,102 --> 00:55:04,170
I touched
your engorged sacks, so...

1042
00:55:04,204 --> 00:55:06,306
[snorts][both laugh]

1043
00:55:06,339 --> 00:55:08,108
The leeches.Oh, okay.

1044
00:55:08,141 --> 00:55:10,677
Okay, this might be
a little bit cold.

1045
00:55:12,145 --> 00:55:13,880
Sorry.Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.

1046
00:55:13,913 --> 00:55:15,348
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

1047
00:55:15,415 --> 00:55:17,450
Maybe this is how
Dash should die.

1048
00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:20,353
Horrible eczema outbreak.
That'’s so sexy.

1049
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,855
I could make it work.

1050
00:55:22,422 --> 00:55:23,456
Yeah?

1051
00:55:24,224 --> 00:55:25,592
All right, then.

1052
00:55:26,793 --> 00:55:28,595
How would you write this?

1053
00:55:28,628 --> 00:55:29,996
Okay.

1054
00:55:32,650 --> 00:55:35,301
"Warmed
by the fragrant fire..."

1055
00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:38,400
Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

1056
00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:40,600
Starting strong.Mm-hmm.

1057
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,900
"Lovemore'’s hands
explored the...

1058
00:55:44,911 --> 00:55:47,380
the contoured scenery

1059
00:55:47,447 --> 00:55:48,915
of Dash'’s body.

1060
00:55:51,317 --> 00:55:54,200
Familiar terrain made

1061
00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:56,256
new and exciting
with every...

1062
00:55:57,390 --> 00:55:59,626
with every scarlet rim."

1063
00:56:00,727 --> 00:56:02,362
And that didn'’t, uh...

1064
00:56:03,363 --> 00:56:04,831
didn'’t turn her off?

1065
00:56:04,898 --> 00:56:05,932
No.

1066
00:56:06,966 --> 00:56:08,735
"Because with every
cardinal ridge,

1067
00:56:09,969 --> 00:56:12,339
Lovemore discovered
another letter in the language

1068
00:56:12,372 --> 00:56:14,341
that only their bodies spoke."

1069
00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:17,410
And what were
their bodies saying?

1070
00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:20,780
"Take me...

1071
00:56:22,916 --> 00:56:24,484
take me,

1072
00:56:25,185 --> 00:56:26,786
take me."

1073
00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:27,987
How'’s that?

1074
00:56:28,988 --> 00:56:30,423
It was good.

1075
00:56:30,490 --> 00:56:32,225
Your back.
I mean, how is your back?Good.

1076
00:56:32,258 --> 00:56:33,827
Okay. You sure?Yeah.

1077
00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:38,131
I also meant my back.
Right there, yeah.Okay.

1078
00:56:46,506 --> 00:56:47,540
Supplies.

1079
00:56:49,876 --> 00:56:54,114
Okay, I'’m chilly. I think
I'’m gonna probably turn in
in a little bit.

1080
00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:55,515
Okay.You good?

1081
00:56:55,548 --> 00:56:58,218
Yeah, I'’m fire-- fine.
I'’m fine.

1082
00:56:58,251 --> 00:57:00,954
I'’m not "fire."
I'’m fine by the fire.

1083
00:57:01,788 --> 00:57:03,456
Okay. All right.

1084
00:57:11,564 --> 00:57:15,100
Uh, it'’s up to you,
but if you'’re cold,

1085
00:57:15,350 --> 00:57:18,872
maybe we could probably
both fit in here,
if you wanted to.

1086
00:57:19,739 --> 00:57:21,708
Both of us?

1087
00:57:21,741 --> 00:57:24,678
Only if you want to.
I mean, it'’s just--Yeah, no, that sounds...

1088
00:57:24,711 --> 00:57:26,346
Uh...

1089
00:57:26,413 --> 00:57:27,847
Okay. How do you...

1090
00:57:27,881 --> 00:57:29,916
You can go first,
then I'’ll figure it out.

1091
00:57:29,983 --> 00:57:33,253
No, no, you go.
It'’s definitely a "ladies first"
type of situation.

1092
00:57:33,286 --> 00:57:35,922
Keep hands out of the bag
at all times.That'’s what I was gonna do.

1093
00:57:35,989 --> 00:57:37,691
Butt to butt.Hands out and butt to butt.

1094
00:57:37,724 --> 00:57:40,927
Yeah. What do I do?Just get in. Go ahead and sit.

1095
00:57:40,994 --> 00:57:43,630
I sit first?
Okay. I'’m in.

1096
00:57:45,432 --> 00:57:48,680
You'’re too heavy.
You'’re gonna flip this thing
like a cruise ship.

1097
00:57:48,134 --> 00:57:50,837
[chuckling]
You watch yourself.
Hold on. I'’m not in.

1098
00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:53,873
Why is this engaging
my core so much? [laughs]

1099
00:57:54,874 --> 00:57:56,776
[Loretta]
How '’bout you shimmy?

1100
00:57:56,843 --> 00:57:58,845
I can'’t breathe.
I'’m not breathing.Are you good?

1101
00:57:58,878 --> 00:58:00,460
My face.

1102
00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:02,148
[Loretta] Yeah. Okay.

1103
00:58:02,182 --> 00:58:05,151
[sighs, chuckles]

1104
00:58:05,185 --> 00:58:06,653
[Alan]
Hands are out. Butt to butt.

1105
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:07,754
[Loretta] Okay.

1106
00:58:16,863 --> 00:58:19,532
[vehicle approaches]

1107
00:58:38,985 --> 00:58:40,620
Well!

1108
00:58:40,653 --> 00:58:41,855
Come on.

1109
00:58:41,921 --> 00:58:43,823
Come on! Let'’s hear it!

1110
00:58:43,857 --> 00:58:47,327
Let'’s give
a nice round of applause
to Loretta!

1111
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,195
She earned it.

1112
00:58:49,229 --> 00:58:52,966
A geriatric shut-in
left you holding your *****
in the jungle.

1113
00:58:52,999 --> 00:58:54,567
Good job, Loretta.

1114
00:58:54,634 --> 00:58:57,337
Boss, come on.
People are dying now.

1115
00:58:57,370 --> 00:59:00,774
Don'’t you think that maybe
this has all gone too far?

1116
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:03,977
Is it really worth it?

1117
00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:07,380
I am on the cusp
of attaining the unattainable.

1118
00:59:07,414 --> 00:59:10,517
Something singular,
something no nation,

1119
00:59:10,550 --> 00:59:14,120
no emperor,
no brownnosing brothers
ever have.

1120
00:59:14,154 --> 00:59:17,230
The legendary Crown of Fire.

1121
00:59:17,657 --> 00:59:19,920
So, yes.

1122
00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:21,394
Yes, I would definitely say
it'’s worth it.

1123
00:59:21,428 --> 00:59:23,563
[motorcycles revving]

1124
00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:32,672
Excuse me!

1125
00:59:32,706 --> 00:59:35,475
Excuse me, sir. I need to get
to my next connecting flight.

1126
00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:36,976
No flight.

1127
00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:39,846
The pilot is sick.
Come tomorrow.

1128
00:59:39,879 --> 00:59:42,115
No, no, sir.
I cannot come tomorrow.
I need to do this today.

1129
00:59:42,148 --> 00:59:46,720
I need to get to the island
Isla Hundida tonight.
Lives are at stake.

1130
00:59:46,753 --> 00:59:48,121
Come tomorrow.

1131
00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:54,270
Excuse me, miss?Yes?

1132
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:58,640
I couldn'’t help but overhear
you say that you like steak.

1133
00:59:58,131 --> 01:00:01,568
Okay, this is
a little bit crazy,

1134
01:00:01,601 --> 01:00:03,436
but I also like steak.

1135
01:00:03,470 --> 01:00:05,939
What?I also like steak.

1136
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,442
Would you like to, maybe,
I don'’t know...

1137
01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:12,345
-Maybe there'’s a--
-No. "Lives are at stake."

1138
01:00:12,412 --> 01:00:14,180
I need to go
to the island tonight.

1139
01:00:14,214 --> 01:00:15,849
Ah.Yes.

1140
01:00:15,882 --> 01:00:17,417
Even more serious.Extremely.

1141
01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:20,587
Well, I believe
that I may be able
to assist you.

1142
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:22,288
I have a cargo plane.

1143
01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:27,660
Maybe after I make my delivery,
we could swing by your island.

1144
01:00:27,727 --> 01:00:30,296
I'’m about to ask you something,
and you better
tell me the truth.

1145
01:00:30,330 --> 01:00:32,232
Have you ever
murdered anyone before?

1146
01:00:32,298 --> 01:00:35,468
[laughs] No!

1147
01:00:39,305 --> 01:00:42,420
I don'’t know if I really buy it,
but let me tell you something.

1148
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:46,246
If you ever think about
murdering me, I promise,
I will murder you first.

1149
01:00:46,312 --> 01:00:47,814
My pleasure.

1150
01:00:47,881 --> 01:00:49,816
You are weird. Let'’s go.

1151
01:01:45,505 --> 01:01:48,575
"King Kalaman and his treasure
laid to rest in the well

1152
01:01:49,275 --> 01:01:50,677
of endless tears."

1153
01:01:52,512 --> 01:01:53,513
[Alan] What is that?

1154
01:01:54,981 --> 01:01:58,318
Oh, it'’s a-- it's a thing.
I mean, it'’s not, uh...

1155
01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:00,754
You know, it'’s not
what you think it is.

1156
01:02:00,820 --> 01:02:04,624
So it'’s not Fairfax's fragment
of an ancient parchment?

1157
01:02:04,691 --> 01:02:08,561
Okay.
It'’s what you think it is.

1158
01:02:08,595 --> 01:02:10,196
Loretta, I thought
you were smarter than that.

1159
01:02:10,263 --> 01:02:12,866
Fairfax is never
gonna stop hunting us now.

1160
01:02:12,899 --> 01:02:14,200
What were you thinking?

1161
01:02:14,267 --> 01:02:16,302
We have a volcano
that could bury the tomb

1162
01:02:16,336 --> 01:02:19,906
before we get to it,
before we see it,
before we preserve its memory.

1163
01:02:19,973 --> 01:02:21,975
This is--I'’m sorry.
Is that what we'’re doing?

1164
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,477
'’Cause no one told me.
When were you gonna tell me?

1165
01:02:24,544 --> 01:02:26,790
Why would I tell you?

1166
01:02:26,146 --> 01:02:27,981
We'’re in this together.
I came here to rescue you.

1167
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:29,716
You know you'’re not Dash,
right?

1168
01:02:29,749 --> 01:02:32,850
You don'’t ride in
on a white horse
to rescue people.

1169
01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:36,489
You... spray yourself
with bronzer and you stand
in front of wind machines,

1170
01:02:36,556 --> 01:02:38,158
which is great for you.

1171
01:02:38,191 --> 01:02:40,894
How would you have any idea
what I'’m actually like?

1172
01:02:40,927 --> 01:02:43,930
I know you. You'’re
a pretty open book, Alan.

1173
01:02:43,997 --> 01:02:45,598
-Okay, then who am I?
-Really?

1174
01:02:45,632 --> 01:02:46,666
Yeah.

1175
01:02:48,735 --> 01:02:51,304
O-- Okay, uh...

1176
01:02:51,338 --> 01:02:54,574
You were a homecoming king
and you coasted
on your good looks to LA,

1177
01:02:54,607 --> 01:02:57,770
but then realized that being
the most handsome kid
in the middle of nowhere

1178
01:02:57,110 --> 01:02:58,912
doesn'’t mean
you'’re going to be a star.

1179
01:02:58,945 --> 01:03:01,470
Until one day, when a woman
who couldn'’t publish her book

1180
01:03:01,810 --> 01:03:04,451
on Spanish colonization
in the Atlantic decided
to write a romance novel,

1181
01:03:04,484 --> 01:03:06,686
uh, chose you at random
to be on the cover.

1182
01:03:06,753 --> 01:03:10,123
Lucky for you and her,
the novels were
a smashing success.

1183
01:03:10,190 --> 01:03:13,259
She kept writing her schlock,
you kept posing,

1184
01:03:13,326 --> 01:03:18,765
um, you know,
neither one of us becoming
who we'’d hoped we would be.

1185
01:03:18,798 --> 01:03:23,360
Uh, and then one day,
we both die in the jungle

1186
01:03:23,690 --> 01:03:26,706
on one of those Atlantic islands
I wrote about
all those years ago.

1187
01:03:26,773 --> 01:03:27,807
Right?

1188
01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:30,377
Mm-hmm.

1189
01:03:41,988 --> 01:03:43,423
It was Sarasota, by the way.

1190
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:45,859
It'’s not nowhere.

1191
01:03:45,925 --> 01:03:48,940
I grew up there with
my mom and two sisters.

1192
01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:49,129
And yeah...

1193
01:03:50,397 --> 01:03:53,990
I started modeling
'’cause I wanted to get away.

1194
01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,135
It was the only job
that I could think of

1195
01:03:55,168 --> 01:03:58,304
that could take me
to all of the places
that I always dreamed of going.

1196
01:03:58,371 --> 01:03:59,839
Then finally to Los Angeles,

1197
01:03:59,873 --> 01:04:02,876
where I posed on the cover
of your romance novel.

1198
01:04:02,942 --> 01:04:05,679
And I was so embarrassed
that one of my friends
might'’ve seen me

1199
01:04:05,712 --> 01:04:07,981
in that wig
on the cover of your book

1200
01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:10,383
that I avoided talking to them
for months.

1201
01:04:11,584 --> 01:04:12,986
And then one day,

1202
01:04:13,853 --> 01:04:15,755
I'’m walking home,

1203
01:04:15,822 --> 01:04:18,658
and I hear this lady yell,
"Dash!"

1204
01:04:18,692 --> 01:04:21,394
[laughing]
She runs up,
and she is so happy.

1205
01:04:21,428 --> 01:04:25,198
Then I thought,
"How could I be this embarrassed

1206
01:04:25,265 --> 01:04:27,600
about something
that makes people this happy?"

1207
01:04:31,204 --> 01:04:32,972
Loretta, you can do
whatever you want.

1208
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,175
If you don'’t want to
write anymore,
don'’t write.

1209
01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:39,713
But don'’t minimize the people
that love your work
by calling it schlock.

1210
01:04:39,746 --> 01:04:42,215
That'’s not fair to them.

1211
01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:46,453
You know what'’s ironic?
I thought you of all people
would know

1212
01:04:46,486 --> 01:04:48,855
not to judge a book
by its cover.

1213
01:04:53,159 --> 01:04:55,362
Judge a book
by its cover model.

1214
01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:18,585
[faint rumble]

1215
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,228
[whispers] Alan?

1216
01:05:28,261 --> 01:05:29,362
Alan.[vehicle approaches]

1217
01:05:36,269 --> 01:05:37,270
[motorbike revs]

1218
01:05:38,405 --> 01:05:40,373
[Loretta panting]

1219
01:05:41,608 --> 01:05:42,809
There'’s two of them.

1220
01:05:49,215 --> 01:05:51,618
Loretta! I'’m over here!Alan!

1221
01:05:52,952 --> 01:05:56,890
Alan! Motorcycles and guns,
motorcycles and guns!

1222
01:05:56,122 --> 01:05:58,191
[gunfire]Come on, this way!

1223
01:05:58,224 --> 01:05:59,759
[Alan] Stop shooting!

1224
01:06:05,265 --> 01:06:07,267
Just give '’em the parchment!I can'’t.

1225
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:10,300
Yes, you can, actually.
You just say, "Here,"
and throw it at '’em.

1226
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,505
Right. And then I'’m sure
they'’ll happily let us go.

1227
01:06:12,539 --> 01:06:14,641
Okay, keep down.How do they keep finding us?

1228
01:06:14,674 --> 01:06:16,876
You'’re basically
a walking disco ball.We need to come up with a plan.

1229
01:06:16,943 --> 01:06:18,311
I have an idea.

1230
01:06:18,378 --> 01:06:19,846
We'’re gonna dig a hole,
throw our voices.

1231
01:06:19,879 --> 01:06:21,881
"We'’re over here."
Can you sound like a bird?

1232
01:06:21,948 --> 01:06:24,384
No, I have a plan.Alan, please, I'’m thinking.

1233
01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:28,288
I know, but I have a plan.Please, just let me think
about...

1234
01:06:28,321 --> 01:06:31,725
Wait a minute.
They'’re shooting at you.Yeah, that'’s why we're hiding.

1235
01:06:31,791 --> 01:06:34,260
No. No, no, no.
They'’re shooting only at you.

1236
01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:36,996
They won'’t shoot me.
It'’s my brain that's valuable.

1237
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:40,734
What? I don'’t think
you actually hear the things
you say sometimes.

1238
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,703
Maybe I can shield you.You are not shielding me.

1239
01:06:43,737 --> 01:06:46,139
I should be shielding you.Why? Because I'’m a woman?

1240
01:06:46,172 --> 01:06:49,142
That'’s supremely sexist.Well, look, I don'’t think
using women as human shields

1241
01:06:49,175 --> 01:06:51,978
is exactly the change
that Gloria Seinfeld
had in mind, do you?

1242
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:55,115
Gloria Steinem?Whatever. Her too.
You know what? Fine.

1243
01:06:55,148 --> 01:06:58,118
Please mansplain ***ism
to me right now.Oh, my God. I am a woman.

1244
01:06:58,151 --> 01:07:00,320
I can'’t mansplain anything.

1245
01:07:00,353 --> 01:07:05,125
Uh, I'’m a feminist,
and I think a woman can do
anything a man can do.

1246
01:07:05,158 --> 01:07:07,560
We just need to stay here
until they get tired.I have an idea.

1247
01:07:07,594 --> 01:07:09,562
Please can I tell you
my plan?Alan!

1248
01:07:09,596 --> 01:07:12,866
This is not a situation
you can get out of
by ripping your shirt off.

1249
01:07:12,899 --> 01:07:14,601
Not my shirt.

1250
01:07:46,990 --> 01:07:47,534
[Loretta] Three!

1251
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,102
-Yes!
-Oh!

1252
01:07:53,239 --> 01:07:55,375
[crashing]Oh.

1253
01:07:55,408 --> 01:07:58,812
That was different
than I had in my head.

1254
01:07:58,878 --> 01:08:02,816
I just wanted us to stop them.Could it have been the wind
that made it do that?

1255
01:08:02,882 --> 01:08:05,850
No, I think it was us.
I think... we did it.

1256
01:08:05,118 --> 01:08:07,687
We did the one guy, right?
But that was, like--

1257
01:08:07,754 --> 01:08:11,570
We just wanted him to stop.
But I think the other guy
could'’ve moved, really.

1258
01:08:11,910 --> 01:08:13,360
So, that was--
that one was on him.

1259
01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:16,329
Even if we weren'’t here,
that could'’ve happened.

1260
01:08:16,363 --> 01:08:18,980
Why are you gonna stop
next to a cliff?

1261
01:08:18,131 --> 01:08:20,767
They were wearing helmets,
so maybe they'’re...

1262
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,902
But the rest of their body
didn'’t have a helmet.

1263
01:08:22,936 --> 01:08:24,270
So there'’d just be a head.

1264
01:08:24,337 --> 01:08:26,539
They were driving
recklessly, right?

1265
01:08:26,573 --> 01:08:28,274
Don'’t be mean on a bike.

1266
01:08:29,142 --> 01:08:30,543
Don'’t do mean stuff on a bike.

1267
01:08:34,547 --> 01:08:36,950
I mean,
perhaps they'’re fine.

1268
01:08:36,983 --> 01:08:39,552
Yeah, probably not.
But that'’s okay.

1269
01:08:39,586 --> 01:08:43,456
That'’s all right.
You know, things happen.
Let'’s go.

1270
01:08:45,992 --> 01:08:48,995
-You gonna put it back together?
-It'’s on loan.

1271
01:08:51,531 --> 01:08:53,299
[squawking, bleating]

1272
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,177
Look at me.Okay.

1273
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:07,414
What more can I do,
you know?

1274
01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:09,449
You'’ve done so much already,
Beth.

1275
01:09:09,482 --> 01:09:12,585
My poor, sweet, little Nana
has lost her sight.

1276
01:09:12,619 --> 01:09:15,422
The book release
is a complete disaster,

1277
01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:17,123
which I'’ve leveraged
everything on,

1278
01:09:17,157 --> 01:09:19,626
so I'’m probably,
most definitely
broke right now.

1279
01:09:19,693 --> 01:09:22,862
And most importantly,
I'’ve lost a writer.

1280
01:09:22,896 --> 01:09:24,631
Who does that?
Who loses a writer?

1281
01:09:24,698 --> 01:09:29,135
Okay, Beth, you remind me
of my best friend, Randy.

1282
01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:31,638
Always looking out
for other people,

1283
01:09:31,705 --> 01:09:33,907
never taking care of herself.

1284
01:09:35,141 --> 01:09:36,576
Isn'’t that right, Randy?

1285
01:09:36,609 --> 01:09:39,120
[goat bleats][chuckles]

1286
01:09:39,450 --> 01:09:40,980
She'’s like my therapist,
this one over here.

1287
01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:43,216
LOL. "Laughing Out Loud."

1288
01:09:43,283 --> 01:09:45,180
After you take care
of your friend,

1289
01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:47,587
how about we go to a beach?

1290
01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:50,900
What?Look, I have a pickup
in Hawaii.

1291
01:09:50,156 --> 01:09:52,192
She doesn'’t have to come.

1292
01:09:52,225 --> 01:09:55,610
-[bleats]
-Okay! Okay, you can come!

1293
01:09:55,950 --> 01:09:56,896
[laughs] She'’s hilarious.

1294
01:09:57,864 --> 01:09:59,933
Let me ask you something.

1295
01:09:59,999 --> 01:10:02,350
We'’re all sitting here
chitchatting,
but who'’s flying the plane?

1296
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,700
Autopilot.What?

1297
01:10:04,104 --> 01:10:06,506
Sir, go to the cockpit,
fly the plane.

1298
01:10:07,730 --> 01:10:08,108
Okay.

1299
01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:10,810
I'’m going to
go land the plane.

1300
01:10:10,877 --> 01:10:12,512
Okay.

1301
01:10:12,545 --> 01:10:14,514
No, no, no. Take the goat.
Please, take the goat.

1302
01:10:14,547 --> 01:10:16,916
She'’s on break.
Enjoy the flight!

1303
01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:19,652
[bleats]

1304
01:10:41,740 --> 01:10:43,576
[music playing on speakers]

1305
01:10:52,385 --> 01:10:53,520
Hi.Hola.

1306
01:10:58,358 --> 01:11:01,610
This English dude came in
and basically kidnapped her.

1307
01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:03,296
[line ringing]

1308
01:11:03,363 --> 01:11:06,399
Hey, it'’s Beth.
Please leave a message,
and I'’ll get right back to you.

1309
01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:09,402
[beeps]Uh, hi, Beth.

1310
01:11:09,436 --> 01:11:10,537
It'’s me.

1311
01:11:10,570 --> 01:11:12,372
Uh, I'’m alive!

1312
01:11:13,239 --> 01:11:15,750
Uh, listen, um...

1313
01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:17,510
Uh...

1314
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:22,982
I'’m sorry that I
blew up the book tour.

1315
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,180
Um...

1316
01:11:25,850 --> 01:11:27,253
I was just afraid

1317
01:11:28,388 --> 01:11:30,290
and selfish. Uh--

1318
01:11:30,323 --> 01:11:33,930
Oh, here comes Alan.
I'’ll call you back.

1319
01:11:33,126 --> 01:11:34,527
[puts down receiver]

1320
01:11:36,196 --> 01:11:39,332
So, uh, police
are searching for Fairfax,

1321
01:11:39,399 --> 01:11:41,768
and they'’re gonna provide us
protection while we'’re here.

1322
01:11:41,835 --> 01:11:43,903
Did they say
how long we'’d be here?

1323
01:11:43,970 --> 01:11:46,606
They'’re gonna try to get us
on a puddle jumper
later this evening.

1324
01:11:46,639 --> 01:11:49,900
But, uh,
they said in the meantime,
the inn is really nice,

1325
01:11:49,420 --> 01:11:51,444
and we can get cleaned up
and maybe a change of clothes.

1326
01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:52,712
Okay.

1327
01:11:56,282 --> 01:11:57,717
Okay. Yeah.

1328
01:12:20,674 --> 01:12:22,742
[chattering]

1329
01:12:49,402 --> 01:12:50,670
[laughing]

1330
01:12:50,704 --> 01:12:52,380
Thank you.

1331
01:12:52,772 --> 01:12:56,109
Come on. [speaks Spanish]

1332
01:12:56,176 --> 01:12:57,544
Dance with your husband.

1333
01:12:57,610 --> 01:12:59,412
[Alan] No, no, no.He'’s not my husband.

1334
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:01,414
It'’s okay.[woman] Dance with him.

1335
01:13:01,481 --> 01:13:03,917
No, no. She doesn'’t want to.
She doesn'’t have
the right shoes.

1336
01:13:03,950 --> 01:13:06,486
Actually, it'’s the only thing
these shoes are right for.

1337
01:13:06,519 --> 01:13:08,688
You don'’t have to do this.

1338
01:13:08,722 --> 01:13:10,423
It'’s okay. It's okay.

1339
01:13:11,257 --> 01:13:12,292
Yeah?

1340
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,229
[bossa nova music plays]

1341
01:14:19,859 --> 01:14:21,928
[music slows]

1342
01:14:23,563 --> 01:14:26,766
[singing in Spanish]

1343
01:14:30,937 --> 01:14:32,706
I wonder
what she'’s saying.

1344
01:14:32,739 --> 01:14:35,800
[singing continues]

1345
01:14:35,410 --> 01:14:36,509
It'’s folklore.

1346
01:14:37,911 --> 01:14:40,280
Love song about a woman

1347
01:14:40,313 --> 01:14:43,283
whose lover died,
and she didn'’t want to
leave his side.

1348
01:14:44,384 --> 01:14:47,153
So she laid down
and refused to get up.

1349
01:14:47,821 --> 01:14:49,823
Must be scary.

1350
01:14:49,889 --> 01:14:53,593
Having to face your future
without the person
that you planned it with.

1351
01:14:55,795 --> 01:14:58,980
[singing in Spanish]

1352
01:15:05,972 --> 01:15:07,474
What was that?

1353
01:15:09,843 --> 01:15:13,513
Excuse me. Excuse me.
The, um-- the last line
that you sang.

1354
01:15:13,546 --> 01:15:15,815
¿Quién llorará junto a mí?

1355
01:15:15,849 --> 01:15:18,818
[speaks Spanish]

1356
01:15:18,852 --> 01:15:21,788
[Loretta]
"The island will weep for me
in the well of endless tears."

1357
01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:25,191
What is that,
the well of endless tears?
Is that a real place, or...

1358
01:15:25,225 --> 01:15:26,793
Sinkhole place.

1359
01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:28,628
[speaks Spanish]

1360
01:15:28,661 --> 01:15:30,397
Thank you. Gracias, gracias.

1361
01:15:30,430 --> 01:15:32,332
Come here, come here.What is it?

1362
01:15:34,670 --> 01:15:36,136
Hey, on the parchment,
it said,

1363
01:15:36,202 --> 01:15:40,140
"King Kalaman
and his treasure laid to rest
in the well of endless tears."

1364
01:15:40,206 --> 01:15:42,108
I thought
maybe it was a metaphor.

1365
01:15:42,676 --> 01:15:44,511
It'’s not.

1366
01:15:44,544 --> 01:15:47,447
The Well of Endless Tears
is a place.

1367
01:15:47,514 --> 01:15:49,582
It'’s a sinkhole.

1368
01:15:49,649 --> 01:15:51,685
There'’s a sinkhole
on the map.

1369
01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:55,880
I think the tomb is there.

1370
01:15:55,121 --> 01:15:57,457
This is so much better
than your books.What?

1371
01:15:57,524 --> 01:15:59,159
There'’s like--
No, I don'’t mean any offense.

1372
01:15:59,225 --> 01:16:01,161
I'’m kidding. I'm kidding.It'’s, like, equal.

1373
01:16:01,227 --> 01:16:03,363
I'’m kidding. I'm kidding.Look at you.
You want to go there.

1374
01:16:03,396 --> 01:16:05,532
What? No.I can see. Yes, you do.

1375
01:16:05,565 --> 01:16:08,802
That would be insane.
That would be insane.
I just-- I just--

1376
01:16:08,835 --> 01:16:12,906
It'’s just that
we'’re so close to it,
but, you know, we can'’t--

1377
01:16:12,972 --> 01:16:14,441
No.

1378
01:16:14,474 --> 01:16:17,110
This is your story.
How do you want to write it?

1379
01:16:18,111 --> 01:16:20,313
I'’d like to know
that it'’s there,

1380
01:16:20,380 --> 01:16:22,150
that all this
meant something.

1381
01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:24,184
Okay. Then let'’s go.

1382
01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:26,186
We'’ll stay one more day.
As soon as the sun'’s up,

1383
01:16:26,252 --> 01:16:27,921
we'’re gonna go find
the Well of Endless Tears.

1384
01:16:27,987 --> 01:16:30,724
But what if it'’s nothing?So what? Then we say we tried.

1385
01:16:30,757 --> 01:16:32,325
And Fairfax?

1386
01:16:32,392 --> 01:16:34,461
The cops are after Fairfax.
Don'’t worry about him.

1387
01:16:35,562 --> 01:16:36,629
This is crazy.

1388
01:16:36,696 --> 01:16:38,698
Yeah, but look at you.What?

1389
01:16:38,732 --> 01:16:41,167
It'’s the very first time
I'’ve ever seen you
totally unafraid.

1390
01:16:41,935 --> 01:16:43,903
And alive.

1391
01:16:43,937 --> 01:16:46,439
I'’m gonna go tell them
our plans have changed
and find us a ride.

1392
01:16:46,473 --> 01:16:47,841
Where are you going?

1393
01:16:51,611 --> 01:16:53,780
I see you met
my friend here.

1394
01:16:53,847 --> 01:16:58,184
He told me you were just
about to jump on a plane,

1395
01:16:58,218 --> 01:17:00,887
without so much as
saying goodbye.

1396
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:04,491
I said, "No way.
Not my Loretta.

1397
01:17:04,524 --> 01:17:08,661
Not when she'’s the only one
who can lead me to the tomb."

1398
01:17:10,430 --> 01:17:12,980
[engine starts]

1399
01:17:12,165 --> 01:17:13,967
[Loretta]
Stop squeezing so hard.

1400
01:17:15,350 --> 01:17:17,804
Ow. Get your hands off of me!

1401
01:17:18,605 --> 01:17:20,473
Ow! Let go!

1402
01:17:21,410 --> 01:17:22,375
I-I need a car.

1403
01:17:22,442 --> 01:17:24,770
A car, an auto.
Does anybody have an auto?

1404
01:17:32,686 --> 01:17:33,787
No, no. No.

1405
01:17:34,654 --> 01:17:35,922
I-I-I need an auto.

1406
01:17:35,955 --> 01:17:37,524
I'’ll trade you my watch.

1407
01:17:37,557 --> 01:17:39,590
It'’s a really expensive watch.
Do you have a car?

1408
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:40,627
It'’s a Bulgari.
This thing glows in the dark.

1409
01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:42,128
It'’s waterproof.I have motorcycle.

1410
01:17:55,942 --> 01:17:57,944
Cool, isn'’t it?

1411
01:17:57,977 --> 01:18:00,980
I always thought,
why can'’t your personal tank
also have a minibar?

1412
01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:02,716
Have a drink.

1413
01:18:02,782 --> 01:18:04,284
[exhales heavily]Do you mind?

1414
01:18:04,351 --> 01:18:05,952
[Fairfax] Uh, yes.

1415
01:18:05,985 --> 01:18:08,221
He has a bit of a grudge
against you, I'’m afraid.

1416
01:18:08,254 --> 01:18:10,857
Something about
a motorbike accident
his friends had?

1417
01:18:10,924 --> 01:18:12,225
Why are you doing this?

1418
01:18:12,258 --> 01:18:13,960
I want something
nobody else has.

1419
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:16,663
When my father gifted--[horn honks]

1420
01:18:18,298 --> 01:18:19,666
[horn honks]

1421
01:18:19,699 --> 01:18:21,434
As I was saying,

1422
01:18:21,501 --> 01:18:24,504
when my father gifted
his empire

1423
01:18:24,537 --> 01:18:26,873
-to my baby brother--
-[horn honking]

1424
01:18:27,807 --> 01:18:29,576
[vehicle accelerating]

1425
01:18:33,980 --> 01:18:35,382
Who is that?

1426
01:18:44,257 --> 01:18:46,259
Is that a Ken doll
on a moped?

1427
01:18:47,260 --> 01:18:48,995
I know him from somewhere.

1428
01:18:49,290 --> 01:18:50,697
[Loretta]
Oh, I-I-I doubt that.

1429
01:18:50,730 --> 01:18:53,330
Because what
you are looking at

1430
01:18:53,660 --> 01:18:56,360
is a highly trained
combat specialist,

1431
01:18:56,690 --> 01:18:59,706
forged in the furnaces
of Afghanistan, Iraq,

1432
01:18:59,739 --> 01:19:02,308
Kuwait, Sa-- Sarasota...

1433
01:19:02,342 --> 01:19:04,577
Incredible skin.
No eczema problems.

1434
01:19:04,611 --> 01:19:08,281
And he will not stop
until I am safe!

1435
01:19:08,314 --> 01:19:10,650
So you pull
this space tank over,

1436
01:19:10,717 --> 01:19:14,200
unless you would like to perish
like his friends did.

1437
01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:17,424
And he is responsible
for their perishment.

1438
01:19:17,457 --> 01:19:20,930
He might not have meant to,

1439
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:23,296
but they... perished, so...

1440
01:19:38,445 --> 01:19:39,813
Okay, who-who is this?

1441
01:19:39,879 --> 01:19:41,514
I have seen him
somewhere before.

1442
01:19:42,449 --> 01:19:44,840
[thuds][Fairfax laughs]

1443
01:19:44,117 --> 01:19:45,485
No, no, no.

1444
01:19:45,518 --> 01:19:47,220
That'’s your cover model,
isn'’t it?

1445
01:19:47,253 --> 01:19:49,456
Yes. I knew
I knew him from somewhere.

1446
01:19:50,523 --> 01:19:51,691
Get up there.

1447
01:19:51,758 --> 01:19:53,259
And kill him creatively.

1448
01:19:53,326 --> 01:19:55,328
I love watching hunks fail.[latch opens]

1449
01:19:55,362 --> 01:19:56,529
[wind whistling]

1450
01:19:57,530 --> 01:19:59,766
I guess I-I will
have that drink.

1451
01:20:01,568 --> 01:20:03,360
Oh, shit.

1452
01:20:03,690 --> 01:20:05,572
Is it okay
if I just top '’er off?

1453
01:20:05,638 --> 01:20:06,973
[Fairfax]
Yeah, that'’s fine, but--

1454
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:08,808
Oh, my God,
have you used a glass before?

1455
01:20:08,842 --> 01:20:10,377
Sorry. [chuckles]

1456
01:20:10,410 --> 01:20:11,811
[Alan] What would
Jack Trainer do?

1457
01:20:14,470 --> 01:20:15,148
It'’s hot in here.

1458
01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:18,351
Anyone else feeling
how hot it is?

1459
01:20:18,385 --> 01:20:19,552
Are you trying to be sexy?

1460
01:20:19,586 --> 01:20:21,421
This is very weird.
Please, stop.

1461
01:20:21,488 --> 01:20:23,890
I could set your world
on fire.

1462
01:20:27,394 --> 01:20:29,950
[men shouting]

1463
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:36,236
Go to sleep! Go to sleep![grunting]

1464
01:20:36,269 --> 01:20:38,400
Go to sleep! Sleep!

1465
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:42,375
[tires squealing]Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1466
01:20:42,409 --> 01:20:43,576
[Alan] Time-out.

1467
01:20:43,610 --> 01:20:44,577
Time-in!

1468
01:20:45,111 --> 01:20:46,279
[grunts]

1469
01:20:50,583 --> 01:20:53,119
No! Don'’t shoot her!
I need her!

1470
01:20:55,188 --> 01:20:56,856
[tires squealing][Alan] Oh, Jesus!

1471
01:20:56,890 --> 01:20:58,158
Ow, ow, ow.

1472
01:21:02,295 --> 01:21:04,631
Move your foot! Move your foot!

1473
01:21:07,967 --> 01:21:10,360
-[grunts]
-Go to sleep, *****.

1474
01:21:10,103 --> 01:21:11,738
Get out there! Look!

1475
01:21:16,443 --> 01:21:17,644
A bigger guy? [grunts]

1476
01:21:17,711 --> 01:21:19,120
Oh, no.

1477
01:21:20,413 --> 01:21:21,448
What?

1478
01:21:24,117 --> 01:21:25,510
Move it!

1479
01:21:25,118 --> 01:21:26,853
[tires screech]

1480
01:21:26,886 --> 01:21:28,988
[Alan]
No, no, no. No, no, no.

1481
01:21:29,789 --> 01:21:31,725
Hey! Get in.

1482
01:21:32,225 --> 01:21:33,193
Him or me?

1483
01:21:37,797 --> 01:21:42,469
This is not one of
your cheap, vapid
lady-fantasy books, Loretta.

1484
01:21:42,502 --> 01:21:44,204
This is real life.

1485
01:21:45,372 --> 01:21:47,307
And we will kill him.

1486
01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:49,420
Tell us where the tomb is.

1487
01:21:55,882 --> 01:21:56,916
[grunts]

1488
01:21:59,252 --> 01:22:00,320
[groans]

1489
01:22:03,823 --> 01:22:05,258
Hi.
So, whoever'’s in charge,

1490
01:22:05,325 --> 01:22:07,694
I need you to send
officials to go here.

1491
01:22:07,761 --> 01:22:08,928
Here.

1492
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:11,931
We are closed.

1493
01:22:11,965 --> 01:22:13,199
You'’re closed?

1494
01:22:15,602 --> 01:22:18,605
You know I'’ve been
trying to take a nap
for a year and a half?

1495
01:22:18,638 --> 01:22:20,106
A year and a half.

1496
01:22:21,274 --> 01:22:24,244
I have been burning the candle
at both ends,

1497
01:22:24,277 --> 01:22:25,779
the midnight oil,

1498
01:22:25,812 --> 01:22:28,782
since way before
my friend got kidnapped.

1499
01:22:28,815 --> 01:22:30,383
And all I want to do

1500
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,353
is kick my feet back

1501
01:22:33,386 --> 01:22:34,788
and drink some wine

1502
01:22:34,821 --> 01:22:37,257
that I'’m probably
too tired to drink.

1503
01:22:37,290 --> 01:22:39,392
And I want a massage.

1504
01:22:39,426 --> 01:22:44,130
I want someone to massage
my shoulders and my feet,

1505
01:22:44,197 --> 01:22:46,266
and I want it at the same time.

1506
01:22:46,299 --> 01:22:50,103
And I don'’t care if logistically
that doesn'’t make sense.

1507
01:22:50,136 --> 01:22:52,439
Because I have worked hard.

1508
01:22:53,540 --> 01:22:55,875
The same way that
I know that you have.

1509
01:22:56,976 --> 01:22:59,279
So I hate to ask you

1510
01:22:59,312 --> 01:23:01,681
to leave this place open
a few more minutes,

1511
01:23:01,715 --> 01:23:03,683
because if we don'’t,

1512
01:23:03,717 --> 01:23:07,287
a very close friend of mine
and her cover model

1513
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:09,890
are going to die.

1514
01:23:32,450 --> 01:23:33,580
[boat driver]
No good way in, boss!

1515
01:23:33,613 --> 01:23:35,548
What about the caves?

1516
01:23:36,483 --> 01:23:38,118
That'’s too dangerous!

1517
01:23:38,151 --> 01:23:40,854
Well,
we'’ll be very careful then.

1518
01:23:54,567 --> 01:23:55,735
Well, come on!

1519
01:24:00,507 --> 01:24:02,375
This way.[Alan] I have a rule about

1520
01:24:02,442 --> 01:24:04,100
not going into
super creepy caves.

1521
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,211
[grunts]

1522
01:24:15,522 --> 01:24:18,525
Julian?[Loretta]
His name is Julian?

1523
01:24:18,591 --> 01:24:21,361
[Alan] He seems more like
a Buck or a Bruce.

1524
01:24:21,394 --> 01:24:22,762
Lead the way.

1525
01:24:26,599 --> 01:24:28,768
Go on. Don'’t be scared.

1526
01:24:30,303 --> 01:24:33,306
[rumbling]

1527
01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:36,109
[explosion]

1528
01:24:55,428 --> 01:24:56,763
[Loretta gasps]

1529
01:24:56,796 --> 01:24:58,665
[laughs]

1530
01:24:58,698 --> 01:25:00,500
[Julian]
Watch your step there.

1531
01:25:00,533 --> 01:25:01,868
[grunts, shouts][Alan] Bruce!

1532
01:25:01,935 --> 01:25:03,200
[Loretta] Julian. Oh, no!Julian!

1533
01:25:03,690 --> 01:25:04,671
[gasps]Whoa.

1534
01:25:04,704 --> 01:25:06,139
[shout fades][Loretta] Whoa.

1535
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,341
[Fairfax] Well...

1536
01:25:09,376 --> 01:25:11,770
Let'’s not have
his death be in vain.

1537
01:25:11,111 --> 01:25:13,880
-Onward and upward.
-What do you mean onward?

1538
01:25:13,947 --> 01:25:16,383
We'’re not gonna go
and get him now, are we?

1539
01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:17,650
[sighs] Oh, man.

1540
01:25:30,363 --> 01:25:31,998
[Loretta] It'’s nothing.[Alan] Okay.

1541
01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:34,734
Yeah. Look, let'’s just
go back to the boat.

1542
01:25:34,801 --> 01:25:36,703
This is over.
Nobody else has to die.

1543
01:25:36,736 --> 01:25:39,390
No, no, no. Ha-ha!
It'’s a breeze.

1544
01:25:39,105 --> 01:25:41,708
There'’s a tunnel.
This could lead to the tomb.

1545
01:25:41,741 --> 01:25:43,677
That'’s not person-sized.Ah, speak for yourself.

1546
01:25:43,710 --> 01:25:45,879
Come on.
It'’s practically
a kiddie slide.

1547
01:25:45,912 --> 01:25:48,448
More like
a rock sphincter.Or a troll ****.

1548
01:25:48,481 --> 01:25:50,817
All right, well, you are
going through the ****--

1549
01:25:50,850 --> 01:25:52,318
the hole-- the tunnel!

1550
01:25:52,385 --> 01:25:54,454
Why her?You are our canary
in the coal mine.

1551
01:25:54,487 --> 01:25:55,889
No, that'’s impossible.
I can'’t.

1552
01:25:55,922 --> 01:25:57,557
Please let us know
if you get through.

1553
01:25:57,590 --> 01:25:59,859
If we don'’t hear from you,
Fabio'’s got to die.

1554
01:25:59,893 --> 01:26:01,895
[Alan] Wait,
I'’m the damsel in distress?

1555
01:26:02,629 --> 01:26:03,830
It'’s okay. I'm fine.

1556
01:26:04,597 --> 01:26:05,899
[wind whistling]

1557
01:26:09,269 --> 01:26:10,303
[grunts]

1558
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:25,352
[panting]

1559
01:26:26,419 --> 01:26:28,488
[hyperventilating]

1560
01:26:31,958 --> 01:26:33,360
[grunts]

1561
01:26:33,426 --> 01:26:36,329
[panting]

1562
01:26:38,631 --> 01:26:39,966
[whimpers]

1563
01:26:40,330 --> 01:26:42,469
I can'’t.
I'’m so sorry. I can't.

1564
01:26:42,502 --> 01:26:44,170
-Hey.
-What?

1565
01:26:45,380 --> 01:26:47,307
Hey, you smell that?

1566
01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:50,110
You mean centuries
worth of bat feces?
Yes, I definitely smell that.

1567
01:26:50,176 --> 01:26:52,212
You gotta take
a big breath for me.

1568
01:26:53,790 --> 01:26:55,248
[inhales deeply, exhales]

1569
01:26:57,350 --> 01:26:58,885
There you go.

1570
01:26:58,918 --> 01:27:00,520
You can do it, Loretta.

1571
01:27:02,222 --> 01:27:03,256
[grunts]

1572
01:27:13,700 --> 01:27:16,536
I think I see a way out.

1573
01:27:16,569 --> 01:27:18,405
[grunting, groans]

1574
01:27:20,106 --> 01:27:22,142
Oh, cheese and rice!

1575
01:27:22,842 --> 01:27:24,477
[grunting]

1576
01:27:26,913 --> 01:27:28,214
I made it!

1577
01:27:28,248 --> 01:27:29,916
I made it!

1578
01:27:29,949 --> 01:27:32,385
-[sighs]
-See? Totally safe.

1579
01:27:33,353 --> 01:27:34,487
Go on. Your turn.

1580
01:27:36,289 --> 01:27:38,958
[Alan] I'’m coming through!
Be right there, okay?

1581
01:28:29,642 --> 01:28:30,844
[grunts]

1582
01:28:43,456 --> 01:28:45,425
Why would they
build this here?

1583
01:28:46,726 --> 01:28:48,495
But how is anyone
supposed to worship

1584
01:28:48,561 --> 01:28:50,230
or remember you
if they can'’t even see it?

1585
01:28:50,296 --> 01:28:52,198
[Loretta]
They aren'’t.

1586
01:28:52,232 --> 01:28:54,934
This isn'’t a monument
to Kalaman'’s power.

1587
01:28:56,336 --> 01:28:58,872
It'’s a hiding place
for a grieving woman.

1588
01:28:58,905 --> 01:29:02,308
Taha came here
to be with her fallen lover.

1589
01:29:04,770 --> 01:29:05,512
She just wanted
to be alone.

1590
01:29:05,578 --> 01:29:07,180
[rumbling]

1591
01:29:07,213 --> 01:29:08,748
Taha doesn'’t want us here.

1592
01:29:08,782 --> 01:29:10,316
God, shut up, Rafi.

1593
01:29:10,350 --> 01:29:11,918
It'’s just the volcano.

1594
01:29:13,753 --> 01:29:14,888
Come on.

1595
01:29:20,326 --> 01:29:21,628
[Alan]
We have to keep going.

1596
01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:31,638
[Fairfax] All right.
Let'’s go, Muscles.

1597
01:29:32,505 --> 01:29:34,474
Open it up.[rumbling]

1598
01:29:34,507 --> 01:29:37,110
-Don'’t disturb them.
-She will be wearing
the headdress.

1599
01:29:37,143 --> 01:29:39,612
Come on.
We didn'’t come all this way
just to pay our respects.

1600
01:29:39,646 --> 01:29:41,214
I can'’t, um...

1601
01:29:44,117 --> 01:29:46,152
Uh...I'’m sorry, abuela.

1602
01:29:48,221 --> 01:29:49,856
[both grunting]

1603
01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:54,627
[Alan grunts]

1604
01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:08,875
What is that?

1605
01:30:08,942 --> 01:30:10,977
[breathes heavily]

1606
01:30:11,110 --> 01:30:13,313
Are those... seashells?

1607
01:30:14,247 --> 01:30:17,150
The crown is made of seashells?

1608
01:30:17,183 --> 01:30:18,685
Where'’s the treasure?

1609
01:30:19,652 --> 01:30:20,954
She'’s holding him.

1610
01:30:23,957 --> 01:30:25,692
You mean the dead guy?

1611
01:30:32,198 --> 01:30:33,266
[Loretta] Look.

1612
01:30:35,468 --> 01:30:37,203
It'’s their courtship.

1613
01:30:37,270 --> 01:30:40,874
Kalaman is searching the island
for something.

1614
01:30:43,977 --> 01:30:45,745
Rare red seashells.

1615
01:30:45,779 --> 01:30:50,684
To prove his love,
he gave her one shell
every day for a year

1616
01:30:50,717 --> 01:30:52,485
and made them into a crown,

1617
01:30:52,552 --> 01:30:55,321
bright red like
the flame of their love,

1618
01:30:55,355 --> 01:30:58,725
until the day came
where she accepted his proposal.

1619
01:30:58,758 --> 01:31:00,760
It was never about jewels.

1620
01:31:00,794 --> 01:31:04,297
Kalaman and Taha'’s riches
weren'’t material.

1621
01:31:06,433 --> 01:31:08,435
It was their love.

1622
01:31:08,468 --> 01:31:10,737
That'’s what it meant.
That was enough.

1623
01:31:10,770 --> 01:31:11,771
[Fairfax] So that'’s it?

1624
01:31:12,906 --> 01:31:15,809
All of that time
and money

1625
01:31:16,876 --> 01:31:20,447
spent on, what,
just a cheap metaphor?

1626
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:23,316
It'’s a pretty rich metaphor.Oh, shut up!

1627
01:31:23,350 --> 01:31:25,452
-[rumbling]
-We got to go. We got to go now.

1628
01:31:25,485 --> 01:31:28,755
-Come on. Let'’s go.
-No, no, no.
You are staying here.

1629
01:31:28,788 --> 01:31:30,924
You think it'’s all
so sweet and poetic.

1630
01:31:30,957 --> 01:31:33,460
Well, then you can stay here
and spend your last moments

1631
01:31:33,493 --> 01:31:36,162
pondering the richness
of that metaphor.

1632
01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:39,466
-Get in.
-What? Come on, man.

1633
01:31:39,499 --> 01:31:42,102
-Oh, God. Just get in.
Get in the tomb.
-Okay, okay.

1634
01:31:42,168 --> 01:31:44,804
[Alan] It'’s better
to be buried alive
than buried dead, I guess.

1635
01:31:44,838 --> 01:31:48,740
-[Loretta] It'’s really not.
-You know, it is a shame,
really.

1636
01:31:48,108 --> 01:31:49,809
This is a hell of a story.

1637
01:31:49,843 --> 01:31:52,612
Pity you won'’t be around
to tell it. Come on.

1638
01:31:52,645 --> 01:31:54,414
-But they'’ll die.
-So will you

1639
01:31:54,481 --> 01:31:56,783
if you don'’t stop
being such a snowflake!
Get over here!

1640
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:00,860
[grunts]

1641
01:32:06,426 --> 01:32:08,561
[Loretta] This is fine.
This is not an active nightmare

1642
01:32:08,628 --> 01:32:09,929
I'’ve had since
I was 14 years old.

1643
01:32:11,865 --> 01:32:13,566
[Fairfax] Ow! [grunts]

1644
01:32:13,633 --> 01:32:17,300
Why are you going so fast?
It'’s not a race.

1645
01:32:18,238 --> 01:32:19,572
[grunting]

1646
01:32:20,774 --> 01:32:22,242
[boat engine starts]

1647
01:32:22,275 --> 01:32:24,811
Wait, no! What are you doing?
Come back here!

1648
01:32:24,844 --> 01:32:29,149
You may have bought the island,
but now the island owns you!

1649
01:32:30,150 --> 01:32:31,584
You can'’t just
leave me here!

1650
01:32:33,586 --> 01:32:35,822
Rafi! Come back!

1651
01:32:38,391 --> 01:32:39,592
I need a boat!

1652
01:32:49,102 --> 01:32:51,400
Hey, hey, stop! Stop!

1653
01:32:53,273 --> 01:32:55,141
Help! Help!

1654
01:32:55,175 --> 01:32:57,444
One of the locals
just stole my boat!

1655
01:32:57,477 --> 01:32:59,245
Have you seen a woman?

1656
01:32:59,279 --> 01:33:02,549
She'’s a brunette
in a sequined jumpsuit.

1657
01:33:02,582 --> 01:33:06,353
No. Is she in some sort
of trouble?

1658
01:33:10,156 --> 01:33:12,158
[Loretta breathing heavily]

1659
01:33:13,260 --> 01:33:15,295
[both grunting]

1660
01:33:18,164 --> 01:33:19,866
It'’s kind of funny.

1661
01:33:21,334 --> 01:33:23,203
I used to think this...

1662
01:33:23,269 --> 01:33:25,205
this sort of thing
was so romantic.

1663
01:33:25,271 --> 01:33:26,840
Yeah?

1664
01:33:26,873 --> 01:33:30,430
Being locked in a coffin
about to be buried by lava,

1665
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:32,612
or... cuddling dead people?

1666
01:33:33,613 --> 01:33:36,483
Just laying down
with a lost love.

1667
01:33:36,516 --> 01:33:37,951
Like Taha did.

1668
01:33:38,180 --> 01:33:39,519
[volcano rumbling]

1669
01:33:40,487 --> 01:33:41,521
God.Oh...

1670
01:33:42,222 --> 01:33:43,523
Oh, God.

1671
01:33:43,590 --> 01:33:46,159
I'’m sorry.

1672
01:33:46,192 --> 01:33:48,628
I'’m sorry that
I couldn'’t save you.

1673
01:33:48,661 --> 01:33:50,397
I'’m sorry I couldn't be Dash.

1674
01:33:51,310 --> 01:33:52,198
You'’re right.

1675
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:55,301
You'’re nothing like Dash.

1676
01:33:55,335 --> 01:33:58,471
You didn'’t ride in
on a white horse
to save me.

1677
01:33:58,505 --> 01:34:03,610
You rode in on a...
borrowed scooter
with a broken muffler.

1678
01:34:03,643 --> 01:34:04,944
[chuckles]

1679
01:34:04,978 --> 01:34:06,613
Yeah.

1680
01:34:06,646 --> 01:34:09,249
I never could'’ve written
a Dash like you.

1681
01:34:11,384 --> 01:34:13,530
'’Cause I never knew

1682
01:34:13,953 --> 01:34:15,955
a Dash like Alan.

1683
01:34:15,989 --> 01:34:18,425
I was so afraid
of being hurt by life again

1684
01:34:18,491 --> 01:34:19,993
that I just stopped living.

1685
01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:22,128
Couldn'’t see the good things
in front of me.

1686
01:34:22,195 --> 01:34:25,398
I'’m just so sorry
I didn'’t see you sooner.

1687
01:34:26,566 --> 01:34:28,435
I have a confession too.

1688
01:34:28,501 --> 01:34:32,439
See, I was really liking
where this new story of ours
was headed.

1689
01:34:32,505 --> 01:34:35,342
I just wanted to see how
it was gonna turn out, I guess.

1690
01:34:36,943 --> 01:34:39,112
The Adventures
of Loretta and Alan.

1691
01:34:41,514 --> 01:34:43,516
No, it would need
a better title than that.

1692
01:34:43,550 --> 01:34:45,285
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.

1693
01:34:46,686 --> 01:34:50,156
Sorry. Just...
Taha'’s femur is poking me.

1694
01:34:51,424 --> 01:34:53,993
[volcano rumbling]

1695
01:34:54,270 --> 01:34:56,290
Rafi must have
left that.

1696
01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:58,665
[Alan]
How do you forget your crowbar?
It'’s gonna help us escape.

1697
01:34:58,698 --> 01:35:00,300
No, he left it
on purpose.

1698
01:35:00,367 --> 01:35:02,350
Oh, cool. I always liked him.

1699
01:35:02,102 --> 01:35:03,703
One...Okay.

1700
01:35:03,737 --> 01:35:05,839
...two, three!Okay.

1701
01:35:05,872 --> 01:35:09,376
I would'’ve preferred him
to not leave us here
in the first place, but...

1702
01:35:10,176 --> 01:35:11,440
[Alan] Okay.

1703
01:35:11,111 --> 01:35:12,812
[grunting]

1704
01:35:31,998 --> 01:35:34,000
Dulcius ex asperis.

1705
01:35:38,772 --> 01:35:40,306
Sweeter after difficulty.

1706
01:35:42,208 --> 01:35:43,743
[rumbling]

1707
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:48,448
Go up!
Run for the trees!

1708
01:35:49,916 --> 01:35:52,585
Wait. Nope. Never mind.
Trees are on fire.

1709
01:35:53,860 --> 01:35:54,754
Okay.

1710
01:35:56,456 --> 01:35:58,240
We can go back
through the tunnel.

1711
01:35:59,225 --> 01:36:00,360
Nope. Tunnel'’s a no-go.

1712
01:36:05,765 --> 01:36:07,801
[Alan] Um, okay.
I'’m open to other ideas.

1713
01:36:07,867 --> 01:36:11,337
There'’s a current.
We can follow it into the ocean.

1714
01:36:11,371 --> 01:36:13,600
How do we know
what'’s on the other side?

1715
01:36:13,506 --> 01:36:14,474
We don'’t.

1716
01:36:16,476 --> 01:36:18,445
There'’s only one way
to find out.

1717
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:21,681
Worth the rash.Yeah?

1718
01:36:42,569 --> 01:36:43,636
Alan?

1719
01:36:52,145 --> 01:36:53,213
Alan!

1720
01:37:26,279 --> 01:37:27,847
[gasping]

1721
01:37:30,750 --> 01:37:31,818
Alan?

1722
01:37:31,851 --> 01:37:34,521
A-- [coughs] Alan?

1723
01:37:35,755 --> 01:37:36,823
Alan!

1724
01:37:40,126 --> 01:37:42,128
Oh, my God! You'’re alive!

1725
01:37:42,162 --> 01:37:44,297
I'’m alive.Oh, my God.
I thought I killed you.

1726
01:37:44,330 --> 01:37:45,632
[laughs]

1727
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:48,201
Is that Beth?

1728
01:37:48,268 --> 01:37:49,302
[Beth] Loretta!

1729
01:37:50,136 --> 01:37:51,404
[Loretta] Beth!

1730
01:37:51,438 --> 01:37:53,139
[Alan] Beth![Loretta] Beth!

1731
01:37:53,173 --> 01:37:54,174
Beth!

1732
01:38:00,130 --> 01:38:01,214
Beth, you'’re here!

1733
01:38:02,480 --> 01:38:03,350
Why are you here?

1734
01:38:03,416 --> 01:38:06,186
I told you I got your back,
girl!

1735
01:38:06,853 --> 01:38:08,788
I'’m so sorry!

1736
01:38:08,855 --> 01:38:10,757
I destroyed
the jumpsuit!

1737
01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:12,359
What?

1738
01:38:12,425 --> 01:38:15,161
Never mind! Later.

1739
01:38:15,195 --> 01:38:17,230
I found a British guy
in a cave.

1740
01:38:17,297 --> 01:38:19,766
I thought he was a little boy,
but he has a full beard.

1741
01:38:19,799 --> 01:38:23,203
Beth, that'’s Fairfax!
He kidnapped us!

1742
01:38:23,236 --> 01:38:25,805
[Alan] He'’s a bad guy, Beth!
He killed my trainer!

1743
01:38:25,872 --> 01:38:26,906
Get him!

1744
01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:28,475
Stop him!

1745
01:38:31,110 --> 01:38:32,450
[grunts]

1746
01:38:32,780 --> 01:38:33,246
[grunts]

1747
01:38:36,516 --> 01:38:38,585
I got your back, girl.

1748
01:38:40,954 --> 01:38:43,560
Where were you running?
It'’s a boat.

1749
01:38:43,890 --> 01:38:44,591
This guy'’s hilarious.
[laughs]

1750
01:38:44,624 --> 01:38:46,326
Got you.

1751
01:38:46,359 --> 01:38:47,827
[Beth] Swim over to the rock!

1752
01:38:47,894 --> 01:38:50,630
I don'’t got you.
No, I got you.I got you.

1753
01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:52,650
We'’re gonna get you.
It'’s gonna be okay.

1754
01:38:52,980 --> 01:38:54,667
[Allison] "Finding refuge
on a nearby rock,

1755
01:38:54,701 --> 01:38:56,936
he lifted her from the water,

1756
01:38:56,970 --> 01:39:00,400
his powerful arms
pulling her body close.

1757
01:39:00,730 --> 01:39:01,341
Alan whispered..."

1758
01:39:01,374 --> 01:39:03,843
Shh. You'’re safe now.

1759
01:39:06,513 --> 01:39:10,950
[Alan] "In that moment,
Loretta could feel a new
adventure was just beginning."

1760
01:39:12,419 --> 01:39:15,221
"The heart-pounding passion
of the narrow escape

1761
01:39:15,255 --> 01:39:18,224
only inflamed Loretta'’s
desire for him.

1762
01:39:18,258 --> 01:39:22,629
She was thirsty for the hot lava
soon to be pulsing from his..."

1763
01:39:22,662 --> 01:39:25,999
Don'’t you go stopping
right at the good part.

1764
01:39:26,660 --> 01:39:27,434
[chuckles][laughs]

1765
01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:29,169
It'’s nothing she hasn't
read before.

1766
01:39:29,235 --> 01:39:30,737
Didn'’t I tell you?

1767
01:39:30,804 --> 01:39:33,840
The most beautiful beach
in the world.

1768
01:39:33,873 --> 01:39:37,143
Maybe later, I'’ll show you
the Cove of Enchantment?

1769
01:39:37,177 --> 01:39:39,112
No, you can take Randy.

1770
01:39:39,145 --> 01:39:42,716
Remember, you are
my platonic man friend.

1771
01:39:42,749 --> 01:39:45,885
Platonic?
I like the sound of that.

1772
01:39:45,952 --> 01:39:48,655
Not sure what it means,
but I like the sound of it.

1773
01:39:48,688 --> 01:39:50,724
Here you go, Randy. [grunts]

1774
01:39:52,592 --> 01:39:54,828
My dear.You are an angel.
Thank you.

1775
01:39:55,528 --> 01:39:56,896
How did you know?

1776
01:40:09,900 --> 01:40:11,478
Nice way to end
a book tour, right?Mm-hmm.

1777
01:40:12,212 --> 01:40:14,280
[sighs] Um...

1778
01:40:14,314 --> 01:40:18,551
You know,
I have a phrase I like to use
in moments like these, actually.

1779
01:40:18,585 --> 01:40:19,619
Um...

1780
01:40:21,287 --> 01:40:22,489
Quid deinde?

1781
01:40:23,923 --> 01:40:26,860
It'’s Latin.
It means, uh, "What'’s next?"

1782
01:40:28,928 --> 01:40:30,430
Quid cogitas?

1783
01:40:30,463 --> 01:40:31,731
Mmm.

1784
01:40:32,599 --> 01:40:33,900
Buca di Beppo.

1785
01:40:33,933 --> 01:40:35,301
[both laughing]

1786
01:40:37,337 --> 01:40:39,720
Yeah. I know
zero other Latin.No. Yes.

1787
01:40:39,139 --> 01:40:41,741
I looked it up
for this moment right now.

1788
01:40:42,742 --> 01:40:45,110
[sighs]So, what does come next?

1789
01:40:45,450 --> 01:40:47,714
How would you write this?I don'’t know.

1790
01:40:47,747 --> 01:40:50,350
How would you write it?Do we really want me
to write this?

1791
01:40:50,383 --> 01:40:52,652
Just try. Take a stab at it.Okay. I'’ll write it.

1792
01:40:52,719 --> 01:40:54,220
Okay.

1793
01:40:54,254 --> 01:40:57,357
"We were-- They were, uh...
standing on a beach."

1794
01:40:57,390 --> 01:40:59,359
Sets the stage for the audience.
They know where we are.

1795
01:40:59,392 --> 01:41:01,261
You'’re already laughing.
Why are you laughing at me?

1796
01:41:01,327 --> 01:41:03,163
I'’m not laughing.
I'’m smiling.You are.

1797
01:41:03,196 --> 01:41:06,966
"There are palm trees
above a brown

1798
01:41:07,967 --> 01:41:10,637
bark-like hair
of the maiden.

1799
01:41:10,670 --> 01:41:12,806
There is a dead jellyfish--"

1800
01:41:12,839 --> 01:41:15,275
All you'’re doing
is describing what you'’re
actually seeing right now.

1801
01:41:15,342 --> 01:41:17,911
"He'’s nervous
because he really likes her."

1802
01:41:18,945 --> 01:41:21,114
It'’s nice writing.

1803
01:41:21,181 --> 01:41:22,382
Thanks.You'’re welcome.

1804
01:41:22,415 --> 01:41:23,650
I'’ll keep going.

1805
01:41:23,683 --> 01:41:25,485
"He looked deep in her eyes.

1806
01:41:25,518 --> 01:41:28,521
The only thing
that could compare
to the pulse of that ocean

1807
01:41:29,422 --> 01:41:30,690
was the throbbing in the--"

1808
01:41:30,757 --> 01:41:33,960
Okay, no, you can'’t throb.Why not?

1809
01:41:33,993 --> 01:41:35,962
Can'’t come
out of the gate
with a throb.

1810
01:41:35,995 --> 01:41:38,231
You throb all the time.I don'’t come
out of the gate with it.

1811
01:41:38,264 --> 01:41:40,533
You have to earn the throb.Who made you
the queen of throb?

1812
01:41:40,567 --> 01:41:43,970
It'’s usually a chapter four
thing. You want it brought up
appropriately in four.

1813
01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:46,272
I think you throb
in all the chapters.
"Pulsating."

1814
01:41:46,306 --> 01:41:48,308
It'’s a precursor to throb.

1815
01:41:48,375 --> 01:41:50,543
"Undulating."You just jumped to five.

1816
01:41:50,577 --> 01:41:53,546
How '’bout they just kiss?
Why not?Just like a regular kiss?

1817
01:41:53,580 --> 01:41:55,281
Yeah. Like a
beginning-of-the-chapter kiss.

1818
01:41:55,315 --> 01:41:56,850
I'’m good at starting--

1819
01:41:58,618 --> 01:42:00,200
How was that? Any notes?

1820
01:42:00,987 --> 01:42:04,157
Very good
first chapter attempt.

1821
01:42:05,525 --> 01:42:07,427
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1822
01:42:07,460 --> 01:42:09,829
♪ I can tell
You got big, big energy♪

1823
01:42:09,863 --> 01:42:11,998
♪ It ain'’t too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1824
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:14,000
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy♪

1825
01:42:14,340 --> 01:42:16,436
♪ Make '’em sang to this thing
Like a melody ♪

1826
01:42:16,469 --> 01:42:18,905
♪ And if your girl ain'’t right
I got the remedy ♪

1827
01:42:18,972 --> 01:42:21,341
♪ It ain'’t too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1828
01:42:21,408 --> 01:42:24,100
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1829
01:42:24,440 --> 01:42:25,612
♪ Tell me how you want it♪

1830
01:42:25,645 --> 01:42:27,580
♪ Three, two, one
And I'’m on it♪

1831
01:42:27,614 --> 01:42:29,549
♪ Feel good, don'’t it?
Hood chick, you in a bonnet♪

1832
01:42:29,582 --> 01:42:31,618
♪ I'’ma bust it on a pole
Like Onyx♪

1833
01:42:31,651 --> 01:42:34,754
♪ I'’m just being honest
Juicy, Minute Maid♪

1834
01:42:34,788 --> 01:42:36,723
♪ But can'’t do it
One minute, man♪

1835
01:42:36,756 --> 01:42:39,192
♪ Not a side or a main
I'’m the only one he entertain ♪

1836
01:42:39,225 --> 01:42:41,428
♪ Spending his
Mine in the bank♪

1837
01:42:41,461 --> 01:42:45,980
♪ I like what I see
A boss like you
Need a boss like me♪

1838
01:42:45,165 --> 01:42:47,200
♪ Daddy from the street
So he move low key♪

1839
01:42:47,233 --> 01:42:49,636
♪ Tryna ride that mic
Like karaoke♪

1840
01:42:49,669 --> 01:42:52,172
♪ On the count of three
Bad, get money♪

1841
01:42:52,205 --> 01:42:54,374
♪ Broke to the left
We don'’t want it♪

1842
01:42:54,441 --> 01:42:56,743
♪ I'’m the one they love to hate
But they can'’t get past ♪

1843
01:42:56,776 --> 01:42:59,813
♪ Pretty face, no waist
And a big old back♪

1844
01:42:59,879 --> 01:43:01,881
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1845
01:43:01,915 --> 01:43:04,184
♪ I can tell you got
Big, big energy♪

1846
01:43:04,217 --> 01:43:06,386
♪ It ain'’t too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1847
01:43:06,453 --> 01:43:08,488
♪ But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy♪

1848
01:43:08,521 --> 01:43:10,824
♪ Make '’em sing to this thing
Like a melody ♪

1849
01:43:10,890 --> 01:43:13,193
♪ And if your girl ain'’t right
I got the remedy ♪

1850
01:43:13,226 --> 01:43:15,462
♪ It ain'’t too many of 'em
That can handle me♪

1851
01:43:15,495 --> 01:43:17,897
♪ Bad chick
I could be your fantasy♪

1852
01:43:17,931 --> 01:43:21,468
♪ Got that real big energy...♪

1853
01:43:23,503 --> 01:43:25,805
[wind chimes tinkling]

1854
01:43:29,409 --> 01:43:30,810
Psst!

1855
01:43:31,611 --> 01:43:32,979
Psst.

1856
01:43:33,913 --> 01:43:34,948
Psst.

1857
01:43:37,500 --> 01:43:38,840
Mother--

1858
01:43:38,118 --> 01:43:40,530
You were dead.

1859
01:43:40,860 --> 01:43:43,560
Your brains came out
of your face and hit
the back of my throat.

1860
01:43:43,890 --> 01:43:45,558
-He was in my mouth.
-Don'’t say he was in your mouth.

1861
01:43:45,625 --> 01:43:47,494
-I could taste you.
-Don'’t ever say that.

1862
01:43:47,527 --> 01:43:52,632
We only use 10% of our brain,
so I just switched
to another 10%.

1863
01:43:52,665 --> 01:43:55,535
[whispers]
So, you'’re okay?

1864
01:43:55,568 --> 01:43:57,303
One hundred percent.

1865
01:43:57,370 --> 01:43:59,720
Meaning 10%.

1866
01:43:59,105 --> 01:44:00,840
We thought you were dead.

1867
01:44:00,874 --> 01:44:03,643
Naturally,
I have some anger issues
I need to let go of.

1868
01:44:03,677 --> 01:44:05,945
[Loretta] Of course.And resentment.

1869
01:44:08,140 --> 01:44:09,516
So good to see you, man.

1870
01:44:09,549 --> 01:44:11,718
[instructor] Okay,
let'’s keep the chatter down.

1871
01:44:11,751 --> 01:44:15,822
We'’re closing our eyes
and reconnecting to our breath.

1872
01:44:16,856 --> 01:44:18,240
Great.

1873
01:44:18,758 --> 01:44:19,826
Great.