1 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:13,380 [insects chirring] 2 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,601 [faint thunder rumbling] 3 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,637 [priest speaking Latin] 4 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:40,106 [tractor motor rumbling] 5 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:50,950 [man] She was furious with me because if I had my law degree, 6 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:53,186 I could have represented us. 7 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:57,957 The jury ruled against me. I told my lawyer I considered suicide. 8 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:00,794 I drove home from Nyack, and guess what? 9 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:03,363 She had left me. I recall almost a sigh of relief... 10 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:06,933 [woman] Somehow it made a lasting impression on her life. 11 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,869 My first child came easy enough. 12 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:15,208 But with Patricia they had to open me up under anesthesia. 13 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:18,178 I've often thought that perhaps the reason... 14 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:23,183 [man 2] I told them when I got here, "Okay, I explored the criminal lifestyle.” 15 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,985 But I was an altar boy, for Christ's sake. 16 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:30,290 Moltisanti is a religious name. And still I'm ****ed. 17 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:35,962 I met death on Route 23, not too far from here. 18 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:37,897 But that was much later. 19 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:43,370 Back in 1967, the man wearing the hat was my father. 20 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,239 In those days, he didn't have a son. 21 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,541 Five dollars says I spot him first. 22 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:50,243 I don't got five dollars. 23 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:52,445 - Then you better win, gagootz. - [chuckles] 24 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:53,847 Huh? 25 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:56,783 - Uncle , think fast. - You want to fight, huh? 26 00:01:56,883 --> 00:02:00,687 [Christopher] The little fat kid is my uncle, Tony. Soprano. 27 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,455 [] Your arms are too short. You got nothing. 28 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,224 [boat horn blowing] 29 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:07,727 [Christopher] Well, we call him my uncle, by marriage. 30 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:13,366 - He choked me to death. - [boat horn blowing] 31 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,105 There! Pay up. 32 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:21,908 We have a winner, ladies and gents. Huh? 33 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,511 [Christopher] My grandfather and his brother 34 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:27,547 were with the DiMeo crime family in Newark. 35 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,916 My grandfather was an associate, but he stacked 36 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,851 - more scharol than any of the made guys. - Pop! 37 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,920 Hey, there he is! 38 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,623 [Christopher] Including a Cadillac dealership. 39 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:44,264 Cara mia, fammi presentare mio figlio, Richard Moltisanti. 40 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:46,566 Everybody calls me . 41 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,404 Welcome to America. 42 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:52,739 Benvenuta. 43 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,941 [laughing] America! 44 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:01,414 Most guys 65 go to Europe on vacation, they come back with the gout. 45 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,818 You come back with the winner, Miss Provolone, 1967. 46 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,953 [both laughing] 47 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:11,491 Oh. Antonio Soprano. 48 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,461 [speaks Italian] 49 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,665 [Christopher] After he murdered me, 50 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,935 Tony gave my wife and baby his pocket change. 51 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,437 But that was much later. 52 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,973 ["Stardust" by Artie Shaw playing faintly on radio] 53 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:33,613 [speaks Italian] 54 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:38,685 I'm embarrassed. You're all such great cooks over there. 55 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,821 Can you translate for me? 56 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:43,890 Forget it. She understands enough. 57 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,970 [wine pouring] 58 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,968 [raps glass on table] 59 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:59,172 [clearing throat] Giuseppina... 60 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:02,976 [speaking slowly] What does your family do over there? 61 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,981 - Mio padre... - The fascists killed her old man. 62 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:09,716 Her mother never recovered. 63 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:11,484 ****in' Mussolini. 64 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:14,754 I don't get it. When I was a kid, you and Vito Genovese always praised Mussolini. 65 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,323 Let's not talk politics at the table. 66 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:23,196 But I'll tell you, , it's paradise over there. 67 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:26,232 On the one hand, you can't believe the beauty. 68 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:29,836 On the other hand, they don't even have toilets. 69 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:35,375 I told Giuseppina, that you're gonna live the life of a proud American lady. 70 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:38,445 And I'm gonna have my second set of children with you. 71 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:44,170 And they'll be deluged with a life that they could never even imagine over there. 72 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:47,987 Like you were, , as a kid. 73 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,240 These'll be your brothers and sisters. 74 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:53,426 [clears throat, chuckling] So... 75 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:56,496 Giuseppina is your stepmother, . 76 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,498 [laughter] 77 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,909 [panting] 78 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,780 [horn blaring] 79 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,384 [cries out] 80 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,386 It wasn't me who ripped you off! 81 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,555 Oh yeah? Oh, yeah? Come on! 82 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,224 [both grunting] 83 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:27,260 ["The Ballad of the Green Berets" by Barry Sadler playing on car radio] 84 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:31,970 - [blows landing] - [men grunting] 85 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,199 [radio switches off] 86 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:35,735 - [young man] Shit! - Harold. 87 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,304 All right, already. 88 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:39,806 - [Harold] This punk *** snapper. - [man panting] 89 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,475 Japped one of our runners, took 600 bucks. 90 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:44,177 [grunting] 91 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:48,114 - I want a full bag tomorrow. - Who the **** are you? 92 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:51,818 The guy who one time put out somebody's eye for talkin' to him like that. 93 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,623 - [panting] - You winded there, Jesse Owens? 94 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,491 [laughs breathlessly] 95 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:02,620 - I gotta quit smoking. - I agree. 96 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,331 Can't I get you to switch to Newports? 97 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,712 [groaning] 98 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:22,882 ["Danger Heartbreak Dead Ahead" by the Marvelettes playing on radio] 99 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:25,785 [men chattering faintly] 100 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:34,427 Hey, Harold. My son here say he gonna be Hank Aaron when he grown up. 101 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,863 [boy] I'm gonna hit .318 like him. 102 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,332 - 318, your lucky number, boy, play it. - [woman] Yeah. 103 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:42,802 Numbers is the only chance black folks got to get out of this sinkhole city. 104 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,437 How does that work, anyway? 105 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:47,674 Well, you pick out three numbers, like for you, three-one-eight. 106 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:50,643 You bet a quarter, and if your numbers come on at the race track 107 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:54,140 then you win $125 for a quarter. 108 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,648 - For a quarter? - Mm. 109 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,884 Bet a dollar, you get 500 dollars. 110 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,986 - [boy] You shitting me, Harold? - Uh! 111 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:01,388 What if my numbers don't come out? 112 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,256 Well, if your numbers don't hit, you don't get nothing. 113 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:05,959 Harold collects everybody's bets and gives it to the Man. 114 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,461 How you think the Italians drive those long, fancy cars 115 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,864 and wear those diamond Swiss watches on their wrists? 116 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:14,401 [up-tempo accordion music playing] 117 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,371 [guests chattering, indistinct] 118 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,674 [microphone feedback squealing] 119 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:23,810 Thank you. Thank you, everybody, welcome. 120 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:27,113 Uh... Well, mostly, I, uh... 121 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,449 - I just want to say how pr... - [making fart noises] 122 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,684 [Tony laughing] 123 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,419 Knock it off, Anthony. 124 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,924 I want to say how proud I am of my big girl, Janice... 125 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:42,950 who is today... a woman. 126 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,365 - [man] Cheers! - [applause] 127 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,434 You know, Janice, she, uh... 128 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:51,271 She went to her catechism. She practiced her Latin. 129 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,674 She even stopped watching those two stunods, Sonny and Cher, 130 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:57,310 - long enough to think about God, huh? - Too much ****ing salt on this... 131 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:00,814 At least for a minute or two, but... boy, did she cost me. 132 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:05,151 You know, I made a bet that, uh, Janice would not do her religious duties. 133 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:08,755 But if Janice did, you know, got confirmed... 134 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,924 I'd shave off my mustache. 135 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,626 - [scattered laughter, friendly jeers] - Ohhh. 136 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:16,730 - Enjoy. - His comare told him 137 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,165 it makes him look like Robert Goulet. 138 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,101 [music resumes] 139 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,143 - This stuff ain't so authentic. - Ah! Ow! 140 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,478 Just use your fork. 141 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,313 But, uh, you know, the gravy's good. 142 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:34,581 [man] Oh. 143 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,783 - Your daughter's confirmation. - Come here. 144 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,619 - Congrats, skip. - I'm here, too, Mr. Handsome. 145 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,988 Yeah, and looking like a million dollars. 146 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,290 And not Mexican dollars, either. 147 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,126 What are you talking about? 148 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,331 Same ****ing gang. 149 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,833 Colored kids hit one of my colored runners. 150 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,136 Threw him a beating. 151 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,805 You believe this? How these people prey on their own? 152 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,808 Hey, Boot DiMeo's gonna rag on me when he sees this. 153 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,770 [man 2] It looks bad too, perception-wise. 154 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:07,447 Even the papers say the numbers is the biggest percentage of our cash flow. 155 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,551 Junior's right, you gotta get your arms around this. 156 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,957 You got big ears there, gagootz? 157 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,861 Big brother, go and get yourself some Pez. [clicks tongue] 158 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,200 [chuckling] 159 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,869 Silvio, Puss, come here. 160 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,172 - Marone! - Oh! 161 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,374 Huh? The second Mrs. Hollywood . 162 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,676 I was just explaining to His Holiness, here. 163 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,611 I think I went to school with your father. 164 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:42,148 Calogero Dante. "Butch." 165 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,317 He said you were a bully. 166 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,619 Whoa, what do we got here? 167 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:49,550 The Italian actress, Sophia Lotsa-Pizza, 168 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,224 Get out of here, you ****ing mutt! 169 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,395 - Sorry. - Buddha. It's Joe D. 170 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,963 He's up at the Boot's Mansion. 171 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,400 Mr. DiMaggio. Come stai? 172 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,970 Your saints name, you took in church today, Apollonia? 173 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:07,140 She's the patron saint of dentists. 174 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:18,551 Take it from me, chains are more effective than snow tires. 175 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,453 [Bishop] Why didn't you bring the missus, ? 176 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,390 I tried, but the poor kid's self-conscious about her English. 177 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,759 She's making progress, though. 178 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,940 - I didn't catch the name. - *****. 179 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:31,498 [laughs] Don't worry, Father, it's not what you think it is. 180 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,567 [laughter] 181 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,170 [teacher] This is my dog. 182 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,240 [class] This is my dog. 183 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:44,177 [teacher] This is your dog. 184 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,913 [class] This is your dog. 185 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,716 [whispering] Your dog. 186 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:55,288 [radio announcer] Buddy Durham in the light trunks... the white trunks. 187 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,891 Durham has always been known as a counter-puncher... 188 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,592 Hah. 189 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,662 [announcer] He gets a great hook in there. 190 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,531 [Hollywood ] Hey. 191 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,400 [kissing] 192 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,704 What did you learn to say? 193 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:17,770 This... is... his... ball. 194 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,145 [announcer continues, indistinct] 195 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,614 Whose ball? 196 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,617 Spot. 197 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,657 [groans] I think this is a waste of money. 198 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,950 [radio DJ] We hear from Hoboken's own Chairman of the Board. 199 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,530 [on radio] Hi, there, my name is Francis Albert Sinatra 200 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,467 and I got news for you. Here's your host, William B. Williams. 201 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,370 My mother met his mother once. Frank. 202 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,839 Frank? [chuckles] 203 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,908 He grabbed me to go to some party once. 204 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:52,178 It was on the Upper East Side, it was a penthouse. 205 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,248 Some celebrity, I don't know who. 206 00:11:55,315 --> 00:12:01,121 So... he and Dean, they have this donkey brought downstairs to the basement. 207 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,790 And the donkey's just stuffed full of laxatives, right? 208 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,792 So they put it in the private elevator. 209 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,950 They send the private elevator up, the door opens, 210 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:13,867 and the donkey starts kicking and shitting over everybody in the party! 211 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,202 [laughing uproariously] 212 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,173 [shuddering] 213 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,975 Ah, your sister's cunt! 214 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:25,545 Junior, it's the Summer of Love. 215 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,884 ["Somethin' Stupid” by Frank and Nancy Sinatra playing on radio] 216 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,226 Nice car. 217 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,960 You a friend of 's? 218 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,564 No English. 219 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:53,406 [] Oh! Hopalong Che Si Dice! 220 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,100 It's ****ing light again? 221 00:12:57,770 --> 00:13:00,146 Picked up from most of the runners, but this kid, Overall... 222 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,581 Who the **** is Overall? 223 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,917 He's a crazy young mother****er that runs the Saints. 224 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:06,419 Leon Overall. He's from East Orange. 225 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,622 My cousin's the placekicker over at the high school over there. 226 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:12,425 Yeah, well me and Harold played East Orange Thanksgiving game. 227 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,494 We used to beat 'em every ****ing year. 228 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,764 You should have seen this man run. Are you sure you don't got no Black blood? 229 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,200 That's Sicilians. I'm Napoletano. 230 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,936 Oh! I'm Siciliano. 231 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,730 Come on. Come over here. 232 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:35,181 The big picture, you told me this thing was over with the Black Saints. 233 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:39,285 I know, I... thought I schooled the kid, Overall, when I whupped him, but... 234 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,787 [scoffs] 235 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:42,956 He's got a wild hair across his ***. 236 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,192 I gotta know, Harold... 237 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,362 Aren't you humiliated by what you just said? 238 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,631 I know I would be. 239 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,167 You're a grown man. 240 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,803 ****ing punk street gang? 241 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,915 ["Fingertips, Part 2" by Stevie Wonder playing] 242 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,697 [horn blaring] 243 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,302 Come on in, son. Have a seat. 244 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,508 [song continues on radio] 245 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,113 [man] I think we lost him. 246 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,551 [Harold] Hold up. Hold up. Turn around. 247 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,922 Would I for sure be going to Vietnam? Like my dream? 248 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,590 You heard about the G.I. Bill? 249 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,326 Yeah, college. Sure. 250 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,495 Thinking about being a... scientist. 251 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,763 Hm. 252 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,599 [recruiting officer] Wait over there. 253 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,603 No, this... this war wasn't my idea! 254 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,313 [tires squealing] 255 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,486 [ice clinking in glass] 256 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,893 Isola, turn that light out. I'm trying to sleep. 257 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,995 That's why I brought you a seven and seven, baby. 258 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,868 What's the matter with you? 259 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,472 Goddamn Gentleman Moltisanti. 260 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,309 Always comes to me to handle his nasty work. 261 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,312 [chuckles] Done made you his house nigger. 262 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,392 Put it away. 263 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,370 The Army won't take me now. 264 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,108 I always wanted to join up, but I... 265 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,244 I had two felony convictions. 266 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,746 Take you? 267 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,616 Happened to stop by a recruiting office today, 268 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,180 and it made me remember. 269 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,420 [chuckles] Brothers doing all the dying over there. 270 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,588 We don't need no more. 271 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,357 Well, somebody's gonna win the Medal of Honor. 272 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,758 [chuckles] 273 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,728 Not a Black man. Please. 274 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:39,320 [laughs] Ooh, baby, you are a riot tonight. 275 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,451 [rider] Make a right here. 276 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,954 - It's a one-way. - **** it, make the right. 277 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,424 [sighing] 278 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,960 ["Come On Over" by Steve Clayton playing faintly on radio] 279 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,802 [siren approaching] 280 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,606 - [car doors open] - ****. 281 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,609 [sighs] 282 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,420 Step out of the car. 283 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,256 I know what I did, officer. 284 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,525 [John grunts] 285 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,350 ["Then You can tell me Goodbye" by the Casinos playing on radio] 286 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,542 [people yelling faintly] 287 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:01,848 - [people clamoring, shouting] - [honking horn] 288 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,319 [] Oh! 289 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,522 [yelling, indistinct] 290 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,496 Hey, why aren't they home, sleeping till noon? 291 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,998 Two of our officers picked up some colored taxi driver, 292 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,600 had to rough him up a little. 293 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,168 These morons think we killed him. 294 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,104 It spread around the Central Ward that way. 295 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,406 They broke windows up and down Belmont Avenue. 296 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,800 They're throwing bricks and bottles at us. 297 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,709 We got two officers had to go to the hospital. 298 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,512 - [glass breaking] - [] No shit. [laughs] 299 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,314 [protester] You ain't nothin' without that badge! 300 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,615 [ chuckling] 301 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,350 You think this is funny? 302 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,221 [singing] Let's make amends 303 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,556 [song continues on radio] 304 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,225 - [bottle strikes car] - [gasps] 305 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,933 [bottle breaks] 306 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,800 Get the **** away from the car! 307 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,478 [glass shattering] 308 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,814 [people continue shouting, indistinct] 309 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,686 [tires screeching] 310 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,124 [both singing] How lucky can one guy be 311 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,610 I kissed her and she kissed me 312 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:25,598 Like the fella once said [music pauses] 313 00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:26,866 [drumroll] 314 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,235 [singer] Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our host tonight. 315 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,720 They call him Gentleman Moltisanti. 316 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,441 - [applause, cheering] - [music resumes] 317 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,244 [Hollywood ] Ah! 318 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:43,983 Paulie. 319 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,860 This? 320 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,623 It's about time. 321 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,259 Pinto the Butcher sent over some capuzzelle. 322 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,961 The **** happen to you? 323 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,332 Something you gotta see. 324 00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,171 [sirens wailing in distance] 325 00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,682 [man] What the ****? 326 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,218 That's Belmont Avenue. 327 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,654 [sirens continue] 328 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,407 [sirens wail faintly] 329 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,928 [speaking Italian] 330 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:05,765 [speaking Italian] 331 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,411 You wanna get smart now? 332 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:20,513 Ma vaffanculo! 333 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,319 [panting] 334 00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:28,955 [cries out] 335 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,425 [panting] 336 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,407 [sobbing] 337 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,276 [sirens wailing] 338 00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,420 Why don't you go after the ditsoon, huh? They almost burned the city down. 339 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,255 Oh, you'll hold the door, huh. 340 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:03,823 [Janice] Daddy! 341 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,658 - Janice, go home! - Daddy! 342 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,594 Go home! Take the bus. 343 00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:15,101 [police officer] Hey, stop! Stop! 344 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,770 - [gunshots] - [yelling] 345 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,304 [Janice] Anthony! 346 00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:21,508 Anthony! What are you doing here? 347 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,210 [siren wails] 348 00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:28,481 [indistinct radio chatter] 349 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,952 My God! 350 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,455 What did they do? 351 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,390 - We raided a card game, but we got lucky. - [Janice crying] 352 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,492 Picked up your husband on an outstanding warrant. 353 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,928 - Had to take 'em somewhere. - Warrant? For what? 354 00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,863 Assault with a deadly weapon. 355 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,933 The Lobster Trap Restaurant? That wasn't him. He didn't do that. 356 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,802 - Where is he? - Downtown. 357 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:51,471 He's downtown, where he might get burned to death? 358 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,206 What are you people thinking? 359 00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:55,141 Janice, shut up with that! 360 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,780 What were the two of you doing at that card game? 361 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,447 Dad took Janice to ride the rides while he played cards. 362 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:04,317 But he wouldn't take me because I passed gas while he was eating lunch. 363 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,253 Get inside, both of you! 364 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,791 Anthony! 365 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,428 [sirens wailing] 366 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,974 ["Your Soul And Mine" by Gil Scott-Heron playing] 367 00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:31,770 [reciting] Standing in the ruins Of another black man's life 368 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:37,217 Or flying through the valley Separating day and night 369 00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:40,754 "I am death," ” cried the vulture 370 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,957 "For the people of the light" 371 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,593 [glass breaking] 372 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:48,828 [overlapping shouts, chatter] 373 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:54,567 In a wilderness of heartbreak And a desert of despair 374 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,370 - [gunshots] - Evil's clarion of justice 375 00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:59,739 Shrieks a cry of naked terror 376 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,442 Taking babies from their mommas 377 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,678 - [shrieking] - Leaving grief beyond compare 378 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:07,914 Please help me! Help me! Please, help me! 379 00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:12,285 So if you see the vulture coming Flying circles in your mind 380 00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:15,288 - [screaming] - Remember there is no escaping 381 00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:18,391 For he will follow close behind 382 00:24:18,992 --> 00:24:21,327 Only promise me a battle 383 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:24,640 Battle for your soul and mine 384 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,734 And mine 385 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,937 [man on radio] Talk to young Negro men on the street and they will tell you, 386 00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:33,600 they say, they're supposed to go away 387 00:24:33,730 --> 00:24:36,276 and die for this country that isn't really theirs? 388 00:24:36,376 --> 00:24:39,112 This tells you right there that for understandable reasons, 389 00:24:39,212 --> 00:24:42,480 they don't consider themselves complete Americans. 390 00:24:42,115 --> 00:24:44,150 And I don't say this comprises all of them, 391 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,220 but it's obvious the reason they can burn their own homes... 392 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,255 [] Huge fire. 393 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,392 - [Giuseppina laughs weakly] - Ashes. 394 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,280 [speaking Italian] 395 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,897 [sniffles, crying softly] 396 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:03,690 [flicking lighter] 397 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,638 [sniffles] 398 00:25:06,306 --> 00:25:08,575 Thought I heard somebody fall. 399 00:25:09,476 --> 00:25:11,411 You fall, this morning? 400 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,115 [speaking Italian] 401 00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:20,587 You shouldn't wear your sunglasses in the tub, you know? 402 00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:25,859 [chuckles] 403 00:25:28,328 --> 00:25:31,598 He's got a temper. Arrabbiato, my father. 404 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,633 [speaking Italian] 405 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,969 He start to yell. 406 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:38,838 Yeah, he wasn't like this back in Ariano? 407 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,540 'Cause he used to... 408 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,176 me, as a kid. 409 00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:44,944 Every day. 410 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,683 I should have stayed there. 411 00:25:49,783 --> 00:25:51,317 No. 412 00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:53,787 [speaking Italian] 413 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:59,426 Maybe I come to America for America money. But... 414 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:01,940 [speaking Italian] 415 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,998 But here, in America, he become... 416 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,234 Uno stronzo! 417 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,710 I think maybe you still love him. 418 00:26:27,821 --> 00:26:29,322 What's the matter with you? 419 00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:32,580 My wife's right inside. 420 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:38,640 You're my father's wife. 421 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,953 - [sirens wailing] - [glass shattering] 422 00:27:00,530 --> 00:27:02,422 [people shouting, yelling] 423 00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:03,623 [grunts] 424 00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:16,169 [officers yelling] 425 00:27:16,236 --> 00:27:18,538 [glass shattering] 426 00:27:20,273 --> 00:27:22,609 [sirens continue faintly in distance] 427 00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:33,553 [engine starts] 428 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,288 [Puccini's "Madama Butterfly" playing on radio] 429 00:27:35,288 --> 00:27:36,790 [knocking on window] 430 00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:38,391 [exhales] 431 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:41,628 Where are you going? 432 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:45,699 I'm going down to Rexall. The doc switched my blood thinner. 433 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,133 I'll ride with you. 434 00:27:59,379 --> 00:28:00,647 What? 435 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:02,449 How high did she bounce? 436 00:28:02,549 --> 00:28:05,518 - [chuckles] What are you talking about? - When you threw her down the stairs. 437 00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:07,954 [laughs] Got two left feet. 438 00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:09,756 'Cause you used to throw my mother down the stairs. 439 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,257 I didn't like it then, I don't like it now. 440 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:14,527 Well, some women like the rough stuff. Don't ask me why. 441 00:28:14,627 --> 00:28:17,664 Yeah, it's funny how they're all attracted to Hollywood Moltisanti. 442 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:22,836 You wanted to get into her ****ing pants since the day I brought her over. 443 00:28:22,936 --> 00:28:26,106 I give you permission to picture her while you're jerking off. 444 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:28,108 I promise you, you hurt her again, 445 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,343 - you're going down the stairs. - Who the **** do you think 446 00:28:30,343 --> 00:28:32,120 - you're ****ing talking to? - You got away with it once with Mom. 447 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,880 But I was a little kid. You're not getting away with it again. 448 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:36,950 Oh, I marry ****. What do I know. 449 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:38,952 [grunts] 450 00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:41,488 Hey! Get... Get you're ****ing... 451 00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:43,456 Get off me! Hey! Hey! 452 00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:45,558 [engine roars] 453 00:28:51,965 --> 00:28:55,335 - ...! - [horn honking repetitively] 454 00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:00,640 [horn blaring] 455 00:29:00,707 --> 00:29:02,876 [yells, panting] 456 00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:09,382 [opera continues on radio] 457 00:29:11,284 --> 00:29:12,485 Pop. 458 00:29:25,298 --> 00:29:26,499 Pop? 459 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,287 [sirens wailing in distance] 460 00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:04,971 [basketball bouncing] 461 00:30:13,847 --> 00:30:16,249 [basketball resumes bouncing] 462 00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:26,192 [bird flapping] 463 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:28,228 [Tony] Uncle . 464 00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:31,331 Anthony, what the **** are you doing? 465 00:30:31,431 --> 00:30:34,234 - The city's burning down. - Over on Springfield Avenue. 466 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,436 ? Who blew the horn? 467 00:30:36,536 --> 00:30:38,271 I'm working on the car. 468 00:30:38,371 --> 00:30:41,441 - You want pork chops tonight? - Yeah, that's fine. 469 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,760 [Tony] Can I watch you work on the car? 470 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:46,279 - With the applesauce? - I don't know what sauce! 471 00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:48,810 I gotta go out for a while. 472 00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:49,315 [Tony] Can I? 473 00:30:50,383 --> 00:30:52,180 - Can you what? - Watch. 474 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,421 What the **** did I just say, goddammit? Now, go home! 475 00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:03,963 [resumes bouncing the ball] 476 00:31:05,498 --> 00:31:07,767 [radio newscaster] from the WOR news room. 477 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:11,438 American warplanes have expanded the air war over North Vietnam 478 00:31:11,504 --> 00:31:14,307 with the bombing of five previously untouched targets 479 00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:17,277 near the heart of the port city of Haiphong. 480 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:18,645 Four of the new targets, 481 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:21,381 one of them only a mile and a half from Haiphong... 482 00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:22,482 [tires screech] 483 00:31:22,582 --> 00:31:24,818 [people yelling, chattering loudly] 484 00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:39,499 Democratic Majority Leader Mike Mansfield 485 00:31:39,599 --> 00:31:41,735 - sounded a warning tonight... - Go ahead, sir. 486 00:31:42,502 --> 00:31:43,636 He's white. 487 00:33:15,795 --> 00:33:18,980 [sirens wailing in distance] 488 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:33,113 ["San Francisco” by Scott McKenzie playing on radio] 489 00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:46,826 Three guesses who they blame this on. 490 00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:48,995 The Harlem Globetrotters. [chuckles] 491 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:55,135 [quiet organ music playing] 492 00:34:05,812 --> 00:34:09,983 They called him Hollywood . Imagine what he looks like now. 493 00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:13,720 Tell Ma what you told me, about the bird. 494 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,856 - There was a bird in the garage. - So? 495 00:34:16,956 --> 00:34:18,191 It means somebody's gonna die. 496 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:21,127 [scoffing] You're talking through your hat. 497 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:24,731 A bird would never fly into a garage to announce a death. 498 00:34:24,831 --> 00:34:26,332 A house is another matter. 499 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:31,370 Poor . 500 00:34:32,706 --> 00:34:34,507 I still can't believe it. 501 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:49,756 I gotta talk to Johnny Soprano, the putrescible trash routes. 502 00:34:49,856 --> 00:34:51,591 The Sposato Brothers are making a grab. 503 00:34:51,691 --> 00:34:53,927 You didn't hear? Johnny's gonna be a guest of the government. 504 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,195 He couldn't make bail. 505 00:34:55,295 --> 00:34:57,864 When my brother's away, everything goes through me. 506 00:34:57,964 --> 00:34:59,432 You got diarrhea? 507 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:01,768 - [chuckling] - Comedian. 508 00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:10,430 The three C's I owe you. 509 00:35:10,143 --> 00:35:12,178 What the **** is this? It's supposed to be cash. 510 00:35:12,245 --> 00:35:14,140 That's an RCA. 511 00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:19,219 What am I gonna do with this? 512 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:31,398 What a blow. 513 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:34,734 Yeah, well at least you still got your brother. I'm... [voice breaks] 514 00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:38,905 Yeah. I got nobody. 515 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,410 , consider me your brother from now on, huh? 516 00:35:50,884 --> 00:35:52,585 Where's your brother? 517 00:35:52,686 --> 00:35:56,560 He went to see if he could sneak into the room where they do the bodies. 518 00:35:58,925 --> 00:36:02,729 [TV newscaster] In Newark tonight, state troopers and the National Guard ceased... 519 00:36:02,796 --> 00:36:06,533 - You son of a *****. - You can't watch television in here. 520 00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:08,301 Vincent, it's the news. 521 00:36:08,401 --> 00:36:11,805 President Johnson, we've been told, has been following the situation... 522 00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:15,141 Ah, they're never gonna catch those bastards. I told the cops. 523 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:17,770 [commercial playing on TV] 524 00:36:17,143 --> 00:36:21,514 [man on TV] In the dull and commonplace occurrences of day-to-day living, 525 00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:27,253 one thing stands out as a completely unique experience: 526 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,688 Colt 45. 527 00:36:28,788 --> 00:36:30,290 [all yelling in shock] 528 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,759 Jesus Christ. 529 00:36:33,226 --> 00:36:35,295 The ****'s the matter with you? 530 00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:38,431 You have no respect for my father, you ****ing animals! 531 00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:39,866 He's dead! 532 00:36:39,966 --> 00:36:42,335 [man] Looks like the riots are ending though, , that's good news. 533 00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:44,771 I wish that the shooter killed you! 534 00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:46,706 All of you! 535 00:36:57,684 --> 00:37:00,120 [judge] John Francis Soprano. 536 00:37:00,186 --> 00:37:02,722 On the charge of assault with a deadly weapon, 537 00:37:02,822 --> 00:37:04,190 I hereby sentence you 538 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:07,894 to no more than five and no less than two years 539 00:37:07,994 --> 00:37:10,960 in Rahway State Prison. 540 00:37:10,163 --> 00:37:11,631 [gavel bangs] 541 00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:14,134 [sobbing loudly] 542 00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:19,939 - [sobbing continues] - [handcuffs clicking] 543 00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:28,415 [exhales] 544 00:37:28,515 --> 00:37:30,250 [muttering, indistinct] 545 00:37:31,618 --> 00:37:33,753 [door lock buzzes] 546 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,369 Uncle Sally. 547 00:37:50,236 --> 00:37:52,672 I'm , your brother 's boy. 548 00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,846 [ sighs] 549 00:38:01,715 --> 00:38:03,249 How are you? 550 00:38:05,510 --> 00:38:09,220 You know, I'm sorry, I know I never came to visit you before. 551 00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:11,910 My father wouldn't allow it. 552 00:38:18,531 --> 00:38:20,433 I came to tell you... 553 00:38:21,735 --> 00:38:24,904 your brother, my dad... he passed. 554 00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:27,907 They burned him up in the riots. 555 00:38:29,843 --> 00:38:31,945 I brought you some sfogliatelle. 556 00:38:33,513 --> 00:38:35,348 I don't eat dairy. 557 00:38:35,849 --> 00:38:37,183 Oh. 558 00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:42,889 Well, you being out here isolated, 559 00:38:42,956 --> 00:38:46,920 out of contact with the family, my old man said you deserved it, 560 00:38:46,192 --> 00:38:49,396 but I want to do whatever I can to help you from now on. 561 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:51,564 It wasn't right how they treated you. 562 00:38:52,866 --> 00:38:54,401 I was 25. 563 00:38:54,467 --> 00:38:58,238 I murdered a made guy in our own family. 564 00:38:58,304 --> 00:39:01,574 I'm here for a good reason. You don't need to help me. 565 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:05,945 [sighs] But... What do you want, Richard? 566 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,540 I'll be honest with you. 567 00:39:16,122 --> 00:39:17,924 I want to do a good deed. 568 00:39:17,991 --> 00:39:20,727 [scoffs] A what? 569 00:39:22,128 --> 00:39:23,596 A good deed. 570 00:39:29,636 --> 00:39:31,137 Miles. 571 00:39:31,738 --> 00:39:33,707 Birth of the Cool. 572 00:39:35,275 --> 00:39:37,310 - What? - It's a record. 573 00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:39,145 I'm a jazz nut. 574 00:39:39,979 --> 00:39:42,215 Bring me a copy next time you come. 575 00:39:43,830 --> 00:39:44,451 If you come. 576 00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:48,588 [sniffs] 577 00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:50,156 [door lock buzzes] 578 00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:52,859 [door shuts] 579 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,335 - Quant'è bella! - Sì? 580 00:40:02,869 --> 00:40:04,838 It's so beautiful. 581 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:10,977 We're gonna go down to Bamberger's. We're gonna fill the place with furniture. 582 00:40:12,712 --> 00:40:14,681 [laughing] Madonna mia. 583 00:40:16,116 --> 00:40:19,285 - Could you give us a few minutes? - You got it. 584 00:40:31,531 --> 00:40:34,340 Aunt Concetta says you've been looking for a job. 585 00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:37,537 At, uh, DiLorenzo Brothers Beauty Parlor. 586 00:40:37,637 --> 00:40:39,639 I cut hair back in Ariano. 587 00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:44,440 You don't need to do that. I want to keep taking care of you. 588 00:40:44,144 --> 00:40:48,348 But I like to work, . And America has so many work. 589 00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:51,785 Un giorno, I want to have my own beauty parlor. 590 00:40:51,851 --> 00:40:54,870 Well, you're not gonna work for those two fanooks. 591 00:40:55,121 --> 00:40:56,656 The DiLorenzos? 592 00:40:57,991 --> 00:40:59,693 Mother****er. 593 00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:01,761 - [doorbell rings] - I like that word. 594 00:41:02,495 --> 00:41:04,970 Mother****er. 595 00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:08,268 [indistinct chatter] 596 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:11,805 - Eighteen. Paul's birthday. - We don't take Beatle birthdays. 597 00:41:11,905 --> 00:41:13,840 We'd go broke. 598 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:16,309 **** it. Make it eight. Micky Dolenz. 599 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:19,446 I dreamed about Whitey Ford last night. 600 00:41:19,512 --> 00:41:22,248 - He wears number 16. - [class bell rings] 601 00:41:22,315 --> 00:41:25,985 [man over P.A.] The boys basketball team is playing St. Stephen's this afternoon. 602 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:29,222 The high temperature today will be 53 degrees. 603 00:41:29,322 --> 00:41:32,425 Faculty advisory, absentees: 16. 604 00:41:33,193 --> 00:41:35,362 Sixteen, I hit the number! 605 00:41:36,763 --> 00:41:38,131 You gotta talk to him. 606 00:41:38,198 --> 00:41:40,200 - Johnny should do it. - You're the only one he listens to. 607 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,569 Johnny should do it. You're gonna see him visiting day. 608 00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:44,471 - [knock on window] - [Livia] Side door's open. 609 00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:45,939 Johnny's just gonna want to hit him, 610 00:41:45,972 --> 00:41:47,707 and he can't because of the glass partition 611 00:41:47,807 --> 00:41:50,844 - and he's just gonna get frustrated. - [Junior whistling melody] 612 00:41:51,511 --> 00:41:54,848 - Hey, Jun'. - I got some Lady Schick blow dryers. 613 00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:57,217 Livia, take one for yourself. One for Janice. 614 00:41:57,317 --> 00:42:01,540 I got bigger problems than blow dryers. Anthony got kicked out of school. 615 00:42:01,154 --> 00:42:02,555 Let me go talk to him. 616 00:42:02,655 --> 00:42:05,325 I promised Johnny I'd take care of Tony while he was in jail. 617 00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:09,362 The way you talk, you just confuse him. He only listens to . 618 00:42:09,462 --> 00:42:11,297 Ah, va fa napoli. 619 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:14,567 Jun'. Leave me a blower for Joanne. 620 00:42:19,372 --> 00:42:20,740 What are you reading? 621 00:42:22,909 --> 00:42:25,345 Oh, can't you read a regular comic? 622 00:42:26,212 --> 00:42:28,348 You know, Superman, Jughead. 623 00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:32,419 It's about some Jewish girl and a knight. And Robin Hood's in it. 624 00:42:32,519 --> 00:42:35,355 I didn't know they had Jews back in the Middle Ages. 625 00:42:35,922 --> 00:42:37,957 Well... the Bible. 626 00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:41,361 Anyway, your mother asked me to talk to you, so... 627 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:43,863 What, about getting suspended from school? 628 00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:45,899 Hey, put that down, huh? 629 00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:47,467 Sorry. 630 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:51,671 [exhales] 631 00:42:54,441 --> 00:42:57,577 You know I don't like to lean on you about stuff. 632 00:42:57,677 --> 00:43:01,470 But you can't start a gambling operation at school. 633 00:43:01,114 --> 00:43:03,416 I know that... now. 634 00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:06,419 Hey, don't bullshit me. You always knew it. 635 00:43:06,519 --> 00:43:08,188 And it's not just the gambling. It's everything. 636 00:43:08,221 --> 00:43:10,223 The cherry bombs at the YMCA, 637 00:43:10,290 --> 00:43:11,858 letting the air out of Mrs. Russo's tires... 638 00:43:11,891 --> 00:43:12,759 I apologized to her! 639 00:43:12,859 --> 00:43:14,728 You talk big about wanting to be on the football team in high school 640 00:43:14,761 --> 00:43:17,630 and you're smoking already? Oh! 641 00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,650 You gotta have a better attitude. 642 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,402 With you father gone, your mother's got a lot on her plate. 643 00:43:22,435 --> 00:43:24,104 You gotta be good. 644 00:43:24,738 --> 00:43:26,906 I don't want have to go through this again. 645 00:43:26,973 --> 00:43:28,775 I try to be good. 646 00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:32,212 I don't think so. Try harder. 647 00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:39,185 - Pinky swear? - Jesus. 648 00:43:39,285 --> 00:43:41,454 Hey, you don't talk to me like that. 649 00:43:41,554 --> 00:43:43,423 See, you're not listening. 650 00:43:44,224 --> 00:43:46,493 Fine. Pinky swear. 651 00:43:55,268 --> 00:43:56,803 All right. 652 00:43:58,838 --> 00:44:01,740 One time I went to Playland... 653 00:44:01,141 --> 00:44:04,177 I saw the cops shoot a friend of my dad's right in the back. 654 00:44:04,277 --> 00:44:06,279 Yeah, Chickie Sasso. 655 00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:08,348 He still can't move his bowels like normal. 656 00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:13,753 I don't want that to happen to me. 657 00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:16,489 And it won't, gagootz. Not while I'm around. 658 00:44:17,190 --> 00:44:18,992 We're gonna see that it don't. 659 00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:35,141 [guitar, drums finishing song] 660 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:37,477 [applause] 661 00:44:38,611 --> 00:44:40,580 Junior. Junior. 662 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,516 - Where's Candy tonight? - Migraine. 663 00:44:43,616 --> 00:44:45,385 Again with the migraine... 664 00:44:45,485 --> 00:44:47,320 [Paulie] Keep a close eye on that one. 665 00:44:47,387 --> 00:44:50,623 She keeps disappearing, she's probably ****ing some Tom, and Harry. 666 00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:51,891 Found a new gravy train. 667 00:44:51,991 --> 00:44:54,461 [guitarist] A guy checks into a hotel, calls up the front desk, 668 00:44:54,494 --> 00:44:56,196 "I got a leak in the sink." 669 00:44:56,296 --> 00:44:58,498 Clerk says, "Go ahead. Customer's always right." 670 00:44:58,565 --> 00:44:59,999 - [drummer plays rimshot] - [spectator groans] 671 00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:03,370 Yeah, that was funnier when Henny Youngman told it. [laughs] 672 00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:05,238 No, no, don't... Don't. Just leave it the way it is. 673 00:45:05,238 --> 00:45:08,842 I wonder the origin of the sobriquet, "gravy train" is. 674 00:45:08,908 --> 00:45:10,944 They named it after the dog food. 675 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,779 I don't know about you, Junior. 676 00:45:12,879 --> 00:45:15,150 Guy tells you your girlfriend's banging somebody else, 677 00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:16,916 you're worried about the origin of "gravy train"? 678 00:45:16,916 --> 00:45:19,652 [***** laughing] Oh! 679 00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,521 Oh, smile, my brother. 680 00:45:21,588 --> 00:45:22,889 [ laughing] 681 00:45:22,989 --> 00:45:25,458 [band playing "Baubles, Bangles and Beads"] 682 00:45:26,259 --> 00:45:27,527 White flight. 683 00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:30,196 Oh! It's Hopalong Che Si Dice. 684 00:45:30,263 --> 00:45:32,565 - Whatever the **** that means. - [Paulie] Hey! 685 00:45:32,665 --> 00:45:35,101 Language. There's ladies here. 686 00:45:35,201 --> 00:45:36,603 [waiter] What can I get you? 687 00:45:36,703 --> 00:45:39,806 Bartender's special tonight, for the ladies: Pink Squirrel. 688 00:45:39,906 --> 00:45:42,242 Courvoisier and Coke. Water back. 689 00:45:42,342 --> 00:45:45,612 [scoffs] That what they drink on the plantation? 690 00:45:47,213 --> 00:45:50,884 Oh, you didn't hear? We're off the plantation. 691 00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:53,386 We got wops digging ditches since they come over. 692 00:45:53,453 --> 00:45:55,188 Hey, come on. 693 00:46:08,201 --> 00:46:10,136 It's 's business. Let it go, Paulie. 694 00:46:10,236 --> 00:46:14,140 What the ****'s the matter with you? You got a murder warrant over your head. 695 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,643 I'm heading down south. North Carolina. 696 00:46:16,743 --> 00:46:18,611 So where's your mule? Get going. 697 00:46:18,712 --> 00:46:20,647 Thing is, I need to borrow some money. 698 00:46:21,314 --> 00:46:22,982 - How much? - A grand. 699 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:26,486 All right, I'll tell you what. 700 00:46:26,586 --> 00:46:28,788 [flipping paper bills] 701 00:46:28,888 --> 00:46:32,920 I'm gonna give you five C's. Yeah? 702 00:46:32,158 --> 00:46:34,940 It's my gift to you. You don't gotta give it back. 703 00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:36,796 - I want to pay you back. - It's better this way. 704 00:46:36,896 --> 00:46:38,431 You don't gotta be afraid to say hello to me, 705 00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:40,200 I don't gotta chase you down. 706 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,768 Won't come between us. 707 00:46:41,835 --> 00:46:43,837 So I guess this is goodbye. 708 00:46:50,510 --> 00:46:52,445 You said your goodbye, so go. 709 00:47:10,296 --> 00:47:14,467 You don't stare at those people. They don't like it. 710 00:47:16,469 --> 00:47:18,171 [chuckles] 711 00:47:23,376 --> 00:47:24,944 [] Brought you that record you wanted. 712 00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:27,800 Plus, a couple others I picked out. 713 00:47:27,881 --> 00:47:29,516 What's this? 714 00:47:29,616 --> 00:47:33,520 Al Hirt. Trumpet. He's on Carson all the time. 715 00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:35,188 It's not jazz. 716 00:47:35,955 --> 00:47:39,292 Take it back. These, too. 717 00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:51,805 So... you did your good deed. 718 00:47:51,871 --> 00:47:53,673 Well, don't put it like that. 719 00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:56,676 I plan to do a lot more. 720 00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:01,214 Your poor father, huh? 721 00:48:02,820 --> 00:48:06,519 He goes down to board up that Atta Boy business that he had... 722 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,790 and he dies in that horrible way. 723 00:48:10,890 --> 00:48:14,600 - It's just weird, though. - What, weird? 724 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,297 My brother's hands were soft. 725 00:48:17,397 --> 00:48:19,265 Like a baby's pishadeel. 726 00:48:19,366 --> 00:48:22,369 Always with the manicures, your father. 727 00:48:22,435 --> 00:48:24,237 Yeah, what's your point? 728 00:48:24,337 --> 00:48:28,775 He never touched a hammer or a board in his life. 729 00:48:37,784 --> 00:48:39,652 What's your problem? 730 00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:45,592 Well, for one thing... 731 00:48:46,526 --> 00:48:48,595 my wife, she can't get pregnant. 732 00:48:49,295 --> 00:48:52,980 You know, it takes a toll. I want a son so bad. 733 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:54,267 What would you do? 734 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:56,670 It's the wanting. 735 00:48:57,737 --> 00:49:00,407 - Huh? - The Buddhist will tell you: 736 00:49:00,473 --> 00:49:02,308 All life is pain. 737 00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:06,579 Pain comes from always wanting things. 738 00:49:07,781 --> 00:49:09,649 A son is not a thing. 739 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:12,952 It's the wanting. 740 00:49:13,530 --> 00:49:15,221 ["Sway" by The Rolling Stones playing] 741 00:49:15,255 --> 00:49:16,756 ["Sway" by The Rolling Stones playing] 742 00:49:18,725 --> 00:49:21,561 You know, Tone, we could still run that numbers game down at the ****ing CYO. 743 00:49:21,594 --> 00:49:23,997 I got ****ing suspended, I can't get in ****ing trouble again. 744 00:49:23,997 --> 00:49:26,990 No. ****ing school will never know. 745 00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,867 [Tony] I want to make it to the NFL someday. 746 00:49:27,901 --> 00:49:29,302 For that, I gotta go to college. 747 00:49:29,402 --> 00:49:30,937 So I gotta watch my ****ing ***. 748 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,940 My old man told me I gotta run his ****ing restaurant when I grow up. 749 00:49:34,407 --> 00:49:35,742 What does your old man say? 750 00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:38,278 [Tony] He says I gotta ****ing rob your old man's restaurant. 751 00:49:38,345 --> 00:49:40,146 [both laughing] 752 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,160 Do you know who I'd wanna be? Your Uncle . 753 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:44,718 How he ****ing dresses? 754 00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:48,455 He said he'd give me $500 if I graduate from ****ing high school. 755 00:49:48,521 --> 00:49:50,123 ****, man. 756 00:49:58,198 --> 00:50:00,133 [entry bell chimes] 757 00:50:15,181 --> 00:50:17,150 [Christopher] The Sixties ended. 758 00:50:17,217 --> 00:50:20,253 Neil Young gave that speech from the moon. 759 00:50:20,353 --> 00:50:23,556 Then came the RICO statutes around when I was born. 760 00:50:25,825 --> 00:50:27,727 I wish I had come before that. 761 00:50:30,363 --> 00:50:31,898 Hey, Uncle . 762 00:50:31,998 --> 00:50:35,350 They're gonna be here soon. We gotta get inside and hide. 763 00:50:35,135 --> 00:50:38,271 [] Hey, Anthony, you go see Dirty Harry like I told you? 764 00:50:38,371 --> 00:50:41,508 "You gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky?" 765 00:50:41,574 --> 00:50:43,410 [] "Well, do you, punk?" 766 00:50:43,510 --> 00:50:45,879 [Neil Diamond's "I Am... I Said" playing on car radio] 767 00:50:47,681 --> 00:50:48,948 [Johnny] Marone. 768 00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:53,853 It's that old fig tree, in 'Lino's back yard. 769 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,689 - Nothing changes. - Yeah. 770 00:50:58,692 --> 00:51:00,226 [child laughing] 771 00:51:00,326 --> 00:51:04,297 [Johnny] Nothing changes? That's... that's Poupette's house. 772 00:51:07,667 --> 00:51:09,269 - What are you mad at me for? - You... 773 00:51:09,369 --> 00:51:10,637 Mother... 774 00:51:11,338 --> 00:51:13,390 How did you let this happen? 775 00:51:13,873 --> 00:51:16,343 Oh, what do you want from me, Johnny? I had plenty on my shoulders 776 00:51:16,376 --> 00:51:18,345 taking care of things while you were in the joint. 777 00:51:18,411 --> 00:51:19,913 - Yeah. - Raising Anthony. 778 00:51:20,130 --> 00:51:21,715 The disaster with the Electricians Union. 779 00:51:21,781 --> 00:51:23,450 - Ah! - Your wife with the cramps. 780 00:51:23,550 --> 00:51:26,520 Boo-hoo-hoo! Look at Moltisanti. 781 00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:28,755 His father gets whacked, he steps up. 782 00:51:28,855 --> 00:51:31,257 Takes care of his family, takes care of all the business. 783 00:51:31,358 --> 00:51:34,327 Not a peep out of him. He's younger than you. 784 00:51:35,528 --> 00:51:36,629 [Johnny] Yeah. 785 00:51:36,730 --> 00:51:38,832 - [party horn blows] - [all] Surprise! 786 00:51:38,932 --> 00:51:40,567 - [Johnny] Jesus Christ. - [guest] There he is. 787 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,769 All I want to do is bang my goomah, go to sleep. 788 00:51:42,869 --> 00:51:45,500 - Hey. - Good to see you. 789 00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:47,741 - [Johnny] Hey, Paulie, how's your ma, huh? - [Paulie] Much better. 790 00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:51,678 - [Livia] Johnny. - Hey, baby, how are you? Come here. 791 00:51:52,645 --> 00:51:55,148 [laughs] Did the surprise work? 792 00:51:55,248 --> 00:51:58,752 You know, I'll tell you what surprised me. You got shines on the block, huh? 793 00:51:58,818 --> 00:52:03,456 Oh, look at you. Not a pound. He's just a regular Charlton Heston. 794 00:52:03,923 --> 00:52:05,458 [Johnny] You come, you visit... 795 00:52:05,992 --> 00:52:08,428 But you don't tell me they moved in. On my street. 796 00:52:08,495 --> 00:52:09,829 - He's a doctor. - A doctor. 797 00:52:09,929 --> 00:52:11,531 He's not operating on me. 798 00:52:12,650 --> 00:52:13,500 You gotta berate me in front of everybody? 799 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,100 - Ah, Jesus. - You know, just like always. 800 00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:17,504 - Ah, vanapoli. - Come on. 801 00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,676 - [Janice] Hi, Dad. - What do you got on? 802 00:52:22,776 --> 00:52:25,311 Go upstairs, right now, put on some decent clothes. 803 00:52:25,412 --> 00:52:28,248 Johnny, it's what they're wearing nowadays. 804 00:52:28,314 --> 00:52:29,983 Go do what I said, Janice. 805 00:52:32,318 --> 00:52:34,988 Sweetie. You recognize your daddy, pumpkin? 806 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,230 Yeah. That's it. [chuckles] 807 00:52:37,123 --> 00:52:39,250 Yeah. 808 00:52:39,125 --> 00:52:41,428 What's the matter with you? Go give your father a proper hello. 809 00:52:41,461 --> 00:52:43,730 - Stunod! - [Johnny chuckles] 810 00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:46,366 [clears throat] Come here. 811 00:52:49,436 --> 00:52:52,305 - I missed you, Dad. - I missed you too, kid. 812 00:52:52,372 --> 00:52:55,475 [crying] You know, I made your favorite pizza gain. 813 00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:57,177 Even though it's not Easter. 814 00:52:57,677 --> 00:53:00,380 I got everybody together. I dressed up. 815 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,483 And you spit on it all, on me! 816 00:53:03,550 --> 00:53:05,585 I didn't invite the coloreds onto the block! 817 00:53:05,685 --> 00:53:06,886 Here we go. 818 00:53:06,986 --> 00:53:09,489 [] Livia, give him a break. He just did four years. 819 00:53:09,556 --> 00:53:11,191 I did four years! 820 00:53:11,991 --> 00:53:13,860 [pot lid clattering] 821 00:53:22,168 --> 00:53:24,700 I missed your baked ziti, baby. 822 00:53:24,170 --> 00:53:26,773 I put extra veal bones in with the sausage. 823 00:53:28,808 --> 00:53:31,711 How about you, chooch? You gonna be a linebacker, huh? 824 00:53:32,178 --> 00:53:34,140 Coach says I'm gonna be starting. 825 00:53:35,582 --> 00:53:37,751 He don't have the makings of a varsity athlete. 826 00:53:37,851 --> 00:53:40,420 It was up to me, you wouldn't be playing at all, 827 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,689 but you went ahead and you forged my signature. 828 00:53:42,756 --> 00:53:46,920 [chuckles] Nah, relax. He's not gonna get hurt. 829 00:53:46,192 --> 00:53:49,195 [Joanne] Here he is. Fresh from his nap. 830 00:53:49,262 --> 00:53:50,497 - Joanne, Joanne... - Yeah? 831 00:53:50,563 --> 00:53:52,866 - He hasn't met Johnny. - Aww... 832 00:53:52,932 --> 00:53:54,934 - Wow. - Johnny... 833 00:53:55,350 --> 00:53:56,770 This is our Christopher. 834 00:53:57,570 --> 00:53:59,906 [Johnny laughing] 835 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,542 Hello, Christopher Moltisanti. 836 00:54:02,609 --> 00:54:05,245 It's your Uncle Johnny. I'm back from England. 837 00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:06,546 [laughter] 838 00:54:06,613 --> 00:54:08,381 - Go with your daddy. - [] Come here. 839 00:54:08,448 --> 00:54:11,418 Oh! Bambolino! 840 00:54:11,518 --> 00:54:14,387 Finally, huh? Corrado, right? 841 00:54:14,454 --> 00:54:16,256 - Got myself a son. - Hi. 842 00:54:16,356 --> 00:54:18,692 I hear he's slow with the talking. 843 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:20,226 [Tony] Hi, Christopher, hello! 844 00:54:20,293 --> 00:54:21,761 [baby crying] 845 00:54:21,861 --> 00:54:24,631 What's the matter? Don't cry. It's only me, your Uncle Tony. 846 00:54:24,731 --> 00:54:26,232 What's wrong. Cootchie-coo! 847 00:54:26,299 --> 00:54:28,635 - Oh. Oh! - Okay. All right. All right. 848 00:54:28,735 --> 00:54:31,771 You know, every time you're near him he cries like this. 849 00:54:31,871 --> 00:54:33,306 I didn't do anything. 850 00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:35,642 [baby stops crying] 851 00:54:35,742 --> 00:54:38,778 [Joanne] What happened? It's okay. 852 00:54:38,878 --> 00:54:40,280 Look at that. 853 00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:43,583 I don't know what it is, it's like I scare him or something. 854 00:54:43,650 --> 00:54:47,287 Some babies, when they come into the world, 855 00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:50,657 know all kinds of things from the other side. 856 00:54:50,757 --> 00:54:52,792 [baby giggling] 857 00:54:59,265 --> 00:55:01,968 [group performing spoken word piece onstage] 858 00:55:02,102 --> 00:55:06,773 Night descends As the sun's light ends 859 00:55:07,607 --> 00:55:10,710 And black comes back, to blend again 860 00:55:10,810 --> 00:55:12,846 - Wake up, nigga - [woman] Yes! 861 00:55:12,979 --> 00:55:15,215 - And with the death of the sun - Wake up 862 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:18,318 - Night and blackness become one - Wake up 863 00:55:18,418 --> 00:55:20,520 - Blackness being you - Wake up, nigga 864 00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:23,790 Peeping through the red The white, and the blue 865 00:55:23,857 --> 00:55:27,930 Dreaming of bars, black civilizations That once flourished and grew 866 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,395 - Wake up, nigga - Hey! 867 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:30,897 Wake up, niggas or y'all through! 868 00:55:30,997 --> 00:55:33,660 - [woman 2] He's, right. He's right. - [scattered cheers] 869 00:55:33,990 --> 00:55:35,869 Drowning in the puddles Of the white man's spit 870 00:55:35,969 --> 00:55:37,704 - Wake up - As you pause for some drawers 871 00:55:37,804 --> 00:55:39,973 - In the midst of shit - Wake up 872 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,676 And ain't got nothing to save your funky-*** with 873 00:55:42,776 --> 00:55:45,111 - Wake up, nigga - You cool, fool 874 00:55:45,178 --> 00:55:47,647 Sipping on a menthol cigarette 'round midnight 875 00:55:47,714 --> 00:55:48,948 - Wake up - Rapping about how 876 00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:50,617 The Big Apple is outta sight 877 00:55:50,684 --> 00:55:52,652 - Wake up - When you ain't never had a bite 878 00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:56,523 - Wake up - Who are you fooling? Me, you? 879 00:55:56,623 --> 00:55:59,325 Wake up, niggas or we're all through! 880 00:55:59,392 --> 00:56:02,395 - [cheering, applause] - [woman 3] Yeah! Yeah! 881 00:56:02,495 --> 00:56:04,497 - [applause continues] - [people whistling] 882 00:56:11,838 --> 00:56:15,108 [man] That's some inspirational shit. Even the speeches. 883 00:56:17,430 --> 00:56:18,678 This decides me. 884 00:56:19,646 --> 00:56:22,282 Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna start my own book. 885 00:56:22,382 --> 00:56:24,984 - [chuckles] You're gonna do what? - We're gonna start... 886 00:56:26,386 --> 00:56:29,389 first black numbers bank in the Central Ward. 887 00:56:33,426 --> 00:56:38,640 Nigga, you talking about facing down the mother****ing Mafia. 888 00:56:38,164 --> 00:56:40,330 Frank Lucas will be my backer. 889 00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:42,635 He's got money up his *** from the skag. 890 00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:45,605 - You know the Dope King? - Down home. 891 00:56:45,705 --> 00:56:47,107 Country boys. 892 00:56:48,408 --> 00:56:50,777 This ain't Greensboro, North Cackalacky. 893 00:56:51,678 --> 00:56:54,247 The Italians got soldiers over there. 894 00:56:54,347 --> 00:56:55,582 Okay? That's what the call 'em. 895 00:56:55,682 --> 00:56:58,385 What... what's the matter, you ain't no soldier? 896 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,655 - Never thought about myself that way, no. - Well, think about it. 897 00:57:04,758 --> 00:57:05,658 [Edward G. Robinson, on TV] Right... 898 00:57:05,759 --> 00:57:07,594 "He's got a gun," you think, "and I haven't." 899 00:57:07,694 --> 00:57:09,262 You figure it's the gun. 900 00:57:10,230 --> 00:57:11,831 Well, listen, soldier. 901 00:57:11,931 --> 00:57:15,635 Thousands of guys got guns, but there's only one Johnny Rocco! 902 00:57:15,735 --> 00:57:17,404 [Lionel Barrymore, on TV] How do you account for it? 903 00:57:17,437 --> 00:57:19,806 [Humphrey Bogart, on TV] Well, he knows what he wants. Don't you, Rocco? 904 00:57:19,806 --> 00:57:21,608 - Sure. - What's that? 905 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,143 Tell him, Rocco. 906 00:57:23,743 --> 00:57:26,646 - Well, I want, uh... - He wants more. 907 00:57:26,746 --> 00:57:29,516 - Don't you, Rocco? - Yeah, that's it. More. 908 00:57:29,616 --> 00:57:31,751 That's right, I want more. 909 00:57:31,818 --> 00:57:33,353 Here. 910 00:57:33,453 --> 00:57:36,923 Why don't you buy you and your friends some of those, uh... McDonald's. 911 00:57:37,457 --> 00:57:39,292 - The burgers? - Yeah. 912 00:57:39,392 --> 00:57:40,927 [Janice scoffs] 913 00:57:40,994 --> 00:57:42,929 [Bogart] Yes, and I had hopes once, but... 914 00:57:42,996 --> 00:57:44,597 [Robinson] Hopes for what? 915 00:57:44,664 --> 00:57:47,534 [Bogart] A world in which there's no place for Johnny Rocco. 916 00:57:48,568 --> 00:57:50,970 Okay, soldier, you can make your hopes come true. 917 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:53,506 But you gotta die for it. 918 00:57:54,274 --> 00:57:56,509 See where I'm aiming? Right at your belly. 919 00:57:57,410 --> 00:57:58,545 Go ahead, shoot. 920 00:57:59,312 --> 00:58:02,150 ["There Was a Time" by James Brown & The Famous Flames playing on radio] 921 00:58:02,150 --> 00:58:03,516 Your turn, Daddy. 922 00:58:07,754 --> 00:58:09,220 All right. 923 00:58:09,422 --> 00:58:10,623 [car horn honking] 924 00:58:13,293 --> 00:58:15,862 Hey, Hopalong Che Si Dice. 925 00:58:17,831 --> 00:58:19,799 Oh, ****. 926 00:58:22,969 --> 00:58:24,204 [turns off car] 927 00:58:24,304 --> 00:58:26,600 [] How's it going, Harold? 928 00:58:26,106 --> 00:58:28,475 Cyril, how's your ***? 929 00:58:29,976 --> 00:58:31,711 How you doing, son? 930 00:58:31,811 --> 00:58:34,470 [] I'm taking my nephew to the Yankees game. 931 00:58:35,115 --> 00:58:37,717 - [Tony cracking up] - Is something funny back there? 932 00:58:38,218 --> 00:58:39,953 Sorry, Uncle . 933 00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:43,256 - No, really, I'm sorry! - You ****stick. 934 00:58:43,356 --> 00:58:45,725 [] I heard your *** was back in Jersey. 935 00:58:45,825 --> 00:58:47,660 You still got that warrant over your head? 936 00:58:47,727 --> 00:58:50,960 Lead detective died. Nobody gives a shit. 937 00:58:51,131 --> 00:58:53,900 Leon Overall had been a white boy, it'd be a whole different story. 938 00:58:55,135 --> 00:58:58,471 Hey, Harold, how 'bout you come around, talk to me over here. 939 00:59:01,841 --> 00:59:04,100 [men chattering, indistinct] 940 00:59:06,479 --> 00:59:08,448 When are you gonna come back and work for me? 941 00:59:10,316 --> 00:59:12,585 Got stuff of my own percolating. 942 00:59:13,753 --> 00:59:16,222 While you're waiting for that Maxwell House to boil... 943 00:59:21,361 --> 00:59:23,563 [starts car] 944 00:59:37,777 --> 00:59:39,579 Hey, how much he give you? 945 00:59:42,182 --> 00:59:44,517 Like I'm a ****ing Pullman porter. 946 00:59:44,584 --> 00:59:46,186 Man, it's a hundred dollars. 947 00:59:48,755 --> 00:59:51,658 ["Don't Make Me Over" by Dionne Warwick playing on radio] 948 00:59:51,758 --> 00:59:53,460 [Giuseppina] I need to see the lease. 949 00:59:55,528 --> 00:59:57,597 - Here you go. - Thank you. 950 00:59:59,566 --> 01:00:03,937 Due per cento increase every year. Six and a half years still. 951 01:00:04,370 --> 01:00:05,271 Right? 952 01:00:05,372 --> 01:00:06,906 - I like. - Yeah. 953 01:00:08,141 --> 01:00:09,476 It's Dionne Warwick. 954 01:00:09,576 --> 01:00:11,611 Comes from right over here in South Orange. 955 01:00:11,711 --> 01:00:14,180 - I love Dionne Warwick. - Me, too. 956 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:17,183 I wonder where she gets her hair done. 957 01:00:18,510 --> 01:00:20,620 Probably some fancy place in Beverly Hills. 958 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,690 I bet she pays a hundred dollars. Oof! Marone! 959 01:00:23,790 --> 01:00:26,259 I should move to Beverly's Hill. 960 01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:29,629 Where'd you learn to do hair? 961 01:00:29,729 --> 01:00:32,132 - I learned from mia mamma. - Mm. 962 01:00:32,232 --> 01:00:35,869 My... She had a chair in the front room. 963 01:00:36,770 --> 01:00:40,840 Women would come, and I sweep up. 964 01:00:40,940 --> 01:00:43,643 - And I watch. - Oh, how wonderful. 965 01:00:43,743 --> 01:00:46,179 - But that's not the life I want for me. - Mm. 966 01:00:46,279 --> 01:00:49,182 Over there, you get old so fast. 967 01:00:49,683 --> 01:00:52,552 Ten children and a big, black dress. 968 01:00:52,652 --> 01:00:54,320 - [chuckles] - You know, over there, 969 01:00:54,421 --> 01:00:56,656 I wanted to be a priest. 970 01:00:56,756 --> 01:00:59,693 - You mean "nun." ” - No, no, priest. 971 01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:02,295 Nuns have to do what they told. 972 01:01:02,362 --> 01:01:04,964 The priest is the boss. 973 01:01:05,310 --> 01:01:07,000 - Capo. - [chuckles] 974 01:01:08,435 --> 01:01:10,770 So you never tried the convent, huh? 975 01:01:11,137 --> 01:01:12,472 Not for me. 976 01:01:13,106 --> 01:01:15,542 I could not stand the silence. 977 01:01:15,642 --> 01:01:17,344 - No male. - No, yeah. 978 01:01:17,444 --> 01:01:22,549 You wind up doing push-ups in the asparagus garden. 979 01:01:22,649 --> 01:01:25,251 - You know? - [both laughing] 980 01:01:25,352 --> 01:01:26,986 [door opens] 981 01:01:27,530 --> 01:01:29,220 [laughter continues] 982 01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:31,691 - What's so funny? - [Giuseppina] Nuns. 983 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:34,761 They weren't so funny when they were hitting me with a ruler. 984 01:01:36,629 --> 01:01:38,264 First thing you gotta do is look at the lease. 985 01:01:38,298 --> 01:01:39,399 Is that the lease? 986 01:01:39,499 --> 01:01:42,535 We already look at the lease. It's good. 987 01:01:42,635 --> 01:01:44,604 Oh, yeah? I'm gonna look it over. 988 01:01:44,704 --> 01:01:48,800 ["Anyone Who Had A Heart" by Dionne Warwick playing] 989 01:01:53,913 --> 01:01:57,250 [Giuseppina] There's just one thing I want to make better. 990 01:01:57,350 --> 01:01:59,919 - Oh, yeah? - New sinks. 991 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:03,560 Those are disgust. 992 01:02:03,156 --> 01:02:05,492 [chuckles] We can do that, sure. 993 01:02:06,526 --> 01:02:08,361 This is some fantastic salsicce. 994 01:02:08,428 --> 01:02:09,929 [speaks Italian] 995 01:02:12,599 --> 01:02:15,101 I am worried about the ****ing boiler, though. 996 01:02:15,201 --> 01:02:17,103 Looked like shit. 997 01:02:17,203 --> 01:02:19,439 - Inspector says it's fine. - Okay, okay. 998 01:02:19,539 --> 01:02:22,275 But the thing about remodeling is you start with the sinks and then you go, 999 01:02:22,275 --> 01:02:23,877 "We might as well do this other thing while we're at it." 1000 01:02:23,910 --> 01:02:25,612 - It spins out of control. - Ah. 1001 01:02:27,847 --> 01:02:30,116 We don't want to be pouring good money after bad. 1002 01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:34,120 Can you stop eating for one minute? 1003 01:02:35,922 --> 01:02:38,158 [speaks Italian] 1004 01:02:39,459 --> 01:02:41,828 No capisce, but I'm all ****in' ears. 1005 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,632 So we're not going to buy it for me, the beauty parlor? 1006 01:02:45,732 --> 01:02:48,735 All I'm saying, I don't want us walking into a stupid situation. 1007 01:02:48,802 --> 01:02:50,303 You think I'm stupid? 1008 01:02:50,403 --> 01:02:52,172 Oh, let me ask you, what are you, on the rag? 1009 01:02:52,272 --> 01:02:55,608 Every time I say something you don't like, you ask me if I'm... 1010 01:02:55,709 --> 01:02:57,444 [speaks Italian] 1011 01:02:57,544 --> 01:03:00,980 First you tell me to find a store I can turn into beauty parlor. 1012 01:03:01,810 --> 01:03:03,149 I do that. You say it looks good. 1013 01:03:03,249 --> 01:03:06,720 Then you say, "No, let's buy a place already a beauty parlor." 1014 01:03:06,786 --> 01:03:09,389 I find this place. Now the boiler! 1015 01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:11,791 Sweetheart, why are we arguing about ****ing plumbing? 1016 01:03:11,891 --> 01:03:13,993 I always want to do right by you! 1017 01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:15,950 You know, I love you! 1018 01:03:15,161 --> 01:03:17,397 [speaking rapid Italian] 1019 01:03:17,464 --> 01:03:21,267 - You know I don't speak Italian! - Maybe you should learn! 1020 01:03:21,334 --> 01:03:23,603 - Oh, where you going? - To put on a robe. 1021 01:03:23,670 --> 01:03:25,138 I'm cold. 1022 01:03:46,192 --> 01:03:48,294 Better hurry up. Pot roast night. 1023 01:03:48,361 --> 01:03:50,230 Right. You know Wednesdays I gotta go home. 1024 01:03:50,330 --> 01:03:51,765 And what are you getting so pissy about? 1025 01:03:51,798 --> 01:03:53,900 Why did I make the sausage? 1026 01:03:54,701 --> 01:03:58,571 To make me happy? Because I love it? 1027 01:03:58,672 --> 01:04:01,274 But it's not as good as Joanne's ****ing pot roast. 1028 01:04:01,341 --> 01:04:04,177 - Ah, you're digging at Joanne again. - I hate her. 1029 01:04:04,277 --> 01:04:07,213 Of course you do. It's only natural. 1030 01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:10,717 Go home and eat. I don't want the beauty salon. 1031 01:04:10,817 --> 01:04:12,850 Ah, Vafangool. 1032 01:04:12,185 --> 01:04:13,787 Mother****er! 1033 01:04:15,188 --> 01:04:17,190 You think you know everything! 1034 01:04:17,290 --> 01:04:18,892 [door opens, slams] 1035 01:04:18,992 --> 01:04:21,194 [dogs barking in distance] 1036 01:04:22,562 --> 01:04:24,898 [ice cream truck playing melody] 1037 01:04:24,998 --> 01:04:27,000 [children chattering, indistinct] 1038 01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:38,445 [yelps] 1039 01:04:40,246 --> 01:04:42,549 - Jackie, you drive stick? - **** no. 1040 01:04:42,649 --> 01:04:44,617 - I do! - You drive. 1041 01:04:44,718 --> 01:04:47,120 - Grab his arm, hold him down. - [man grunting] 1042 01:04:47,654 --> 01:04:48,722 ****ing punks! 1043 01:04:52,926 --> 01:04:55,228 [transmission grinding] 1044 01:04:55,328 --> 01:04:57,230 [boy] We're gonna get in so much ****ing trouble! 1045 01:04:57,731 --> 01:05:00,100 - My father's gonna use the belt on me! - You little shit! 1046 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:04,304 If anybody tells anybody about this, next time we use the belt. 1047 01:05:05,710 --> 01:05:07,574 ["Living in the U.S.A." by Steve Miller Band playing] 1048 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:11,978 [children chattering and yelling] 1049 01:05:15,281 --> 01:05:18,318 Oh! Come here! Free ice cream! 1050 01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:25,558 Here, here. 1051 01:05:26,192 --> 01:05:28,261 [kids clamoring] 1052 01:05:29,129 --> 01:05:30,797 Get more of it. 1053 01:05:34,801 --> 01:05:36,669 Here, here. Here you go. 1054 01:05:38,271 --> 01:05:41,241 Here you go. How 'bout this one? There you go, sweetheart. 1055 01:05:44,310 --> 01:05:46,246 That manicotti at Vesuvio's is so rich. 1056 01:05:46,312 --> 01:05:48,648 How'd you hear about them throwing Mister Softee a beating? 1057 01:05:48,648 --> 01:05:50,884 [Livia] His cousin Tony Blundetto told Janice. 1058 01:05:50,950 --> 01:05:52,886 [Johnny] I was down in the islands when he pulled that shit. 1059 01:05:52,919 --> 01:05:56,890 If I was home I'd have given him a schiaff he'd never forget. 1060 01:05:56,156 --> 01:05:57,757 What's he want to be when he gets older? 1061 01:05:57,791 --> 01:06:00,930 Thinks he's gonna be a football player. 1062 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,494 He's good. 1063 01:06:01,594 --> 01:06:03,596 - I don't think he's pro material. - [Livia groans] 1064 01:06:03,630 --> 01:06:06,132 - What do you think, ? - [] Probably not. 1065 01:06:06,232 --> 01:06:10,300 But who knows, he puts on a few pounds, four years of college ball... 1066 01:06:10,103 --> 01:06:13,440 He should go to work for my cousin Frank in the patio furniture business. 1067 01:06:13,506 --> 01:06:14,741 Here we go with that tune. 1068 01:06:14,808 --> 01:06:17,744 So maybe he's not a ball player, but Li, you don't wanna step on the kid's dream. 1069 01:06:17,777 --> 01:06:19,145 You always take his side. 1070 01:06:19,245 --> 01:06:21,514 Look, you give him the best advice you can, 1071 01:06:21,614 --> 01:06:24,284 you lead by example, he'll make the right decision. 1072 01:06:24,351 --> 01:06:26,986 - This kid's got what it takes. - [Johnny] That's what I'm saying. 1073 01:06:27,870 --> 01:06:29,556 We all do things like that when we're kids, right? 1074 01:06:29,656 --> 01:06:31,624 Beat up the Mister Softee man. 1075 01:06:31,691 --> 01:06:34,661 If my Christopher grew up to be like Tony, I'd be goddamn proud of him. 1076 01:06:34,761 --> 01:06:36,363 I told him the other day, I said, 1077 01:06:36,463 --> 01:06:38,998 "You play football for a career, it doesn't last long. 1078 01:06:39,990 --> 01:06:41,968 You wind up an old crippled man by the time you're 32." 1079 01:06:42,350 --> 01:06:45,472 Bobby Piocosta, he's a junior, on Anthony's team. 1080 01:06:45,538 --> 01:06:47,807 He fractured his shoulder last week. 1081 01:06:47,874 --> 01:06:49,409 The mother was hysterical. 1082 01:06:49,509 --> 01:06:51,845 They had to take him to a specialist at St. Barnabas. 1083 01:06:51,945 --> 01:06:53,580 You think the school's gonna pay for that? 1084 01:06:53,613 --> 01:06:56,983 That's some Christmas present, huh? Having your kid laid up. 1085 01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:59,190 He can't help outside, hang the decorations. 1086 01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:00,653 He can't help shovel the walk... 1087 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,756 - [loud gunshot] - [screams] 1088 01:07:06,526 --> 01:07:07,894 [Johnny exhales forcefully] 1089 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:15,680 Don't give me that look. Hm? 1090 01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:28,214 Four, two, seven. 1091 01:07:28,782 --> 01:07:29,949 Box it for me? 1092 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:31,985 You know, another nurse hit the number last night. 1093 01:07:32,850 --> 01:07:33,353 Big time. 1094 01:07:33,453 --> 01:07:35,288 Damn. Who was it? 1095 01:07:35,355 --> 01:07:37,223 What do I know, it was up in the First Ward. 1096 01:07:37,323 --> 01:07:39,125 It was, uh... It was St. Michaels. 1097 01:07:39,192 --> 01:07:40,560 That jinxes it for me. 1098 01:07:51,938 --> 01:07:54,407 See, the law of averages say you got the same chance of hitting 1099 01:07:54,474 --> 01:07:55,742 as any two random people. 1100 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:59,646 Yeah, but two people at the same time don't have the same chance of winning. 1101 01:07:59,713 --> 01:08:01,140 That's the law of averages. 1102 01:08:01,114 --> 01:08:03,516 That's a fallacy, Ms. Johnson. It's all random. 1103 01:08:03,616 --> 01:08:05,485 You don't understand fate. 1104 01:08:05,552 --> 01:08:07,587 ["ABC" by Jackson 5 playing on radio] 1105 01:08:07,687 --> 01:08:08,888 [entry bell chimes] 1106 01:08:08,988 --> 01:08:10,857 What do you got for me, professor? 1107 01:08:12,959 --> 01:08:14,194 See you tomorrow. 1108 01:08:21,568 --> 01:08:23,870 Tomorrow there'll be a brother here for the pickup. 1109 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,674 - No more whitey's cut. - [car starts] 1110 01:08:31,544 --> 01:08:32,679 [shifting into drive] 1111 01:08:35,749 --> 01:08:37,584 - What the ****, man? - [raps on window] 1112 01:08:47,761 --> 01:08:49,696 - [engine roars] - [tires squealing] 1113 01:08:51,564 --> 01:08:56,169 And this black guy, Harold McBrayer, popped one of my guys. 1114 01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:58,605 He used to be a runner of mine. 1115 01:08:58,705 --> 01:09:00,774 We don't know who ordered it. We can't find McBrayer. 1116 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:03,777 So what do you want from me? 1117 01:09:04,544 --> 01:09:06,713 I was thinking maybe you could ask in here. 1118 01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:11,117 Nation of Islam, talk to Alonzo Turner, see if any of them knows anything. 1119 01:09:11,584 --> 01:09:13,687 I don't talk to people in here. 1120 01:09:14,888 --> 01:09:16,856 I mostly read all day. 1121 01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:23,630 How you doing on your merit badges? 1122 01:09:25,865 --> 01:09:28,334 I'm coaching a beep baseball team. 1123 01:09:28,868 --> 01:09:30,700 A who? 1124 01:09:30,136 --> 01:09:33,506 It's baseball. For blind kids. 1125 01:09:34,774 --> 01:09:36,276 Get the **** outta here. 1126 01:09:36,376 --> 01:09:38,110 No, for real. 1127 01:09:38,878 --> 01:09:40,814 [beeping] 1128 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,880 [scattered applause] 1129 01:09:48,154 --> 01:09:49,789 [man] Run, run, run, come on! 1130 01:09:49,889 --> 01:09:51,291 Shortstop, left! 1131 01:09:54,728 --> 01:09:57,764 Way to go, coach. Our boys looked sterling out there today. 1132 01:09:57,831 --> 01:10:01,634 [all chanting] Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? 1133 01:10:01,735 --> 01:10:05,500 Coach Moltisanti! Coach Moltisanti! 1134 01:10:05,672 --> 01:10:07,407 You're a saint! 1135 01:10:09,476 --> 01:10:11,611 [crowd cheering faintly] 1136 01:10:15,915 --> 01:10:18,852 [crowd noise fades, then cuts out] 1137 01:10:28,461 --> 01:10:30,997 ["The Star-Spangled Banner" playing faintly on TV] 1138 01:10:40,306 --> 01:10:42,375 [Cyril snoring quietly] 1139 01:10:48,114 --> 01:10:51,184 [car doors open, shut] 1140 01:10:51,284 --> 01:10:53,190 [snoring stops] 1141 01:10:54,354 --> 01:10:55,522 [grunts] 1142 01:10:56,456 --> 01:10:57,757 - [gunshot] - [Cyril] Oh, shit! 1143 01:10:57,857 --> 01:10:58,992 [Paulie] Gun! 1144 01:10:59,659 --> 01:11:02,328 [all grunting] 1145 01:11:02,395 --> 01:11:03,697 Where's Harold? 1146 01:11:03,797 --> 01:11:05,865 In your mother's fat Guinea ***. 1147 01:11:05,965 --> 01:11:08,101 - [grunts] - [Silvio] You take that back! 1148 01:11:08,201 --> 01:11:10,303 Who put him up to it, Angelo Salerno? 1149 01:11:11,710 --> 01:11:12,205 Anthony Bello? 1150 01:11:12,639 --> 01:11:14,507 Chef Boyardee. 1151 01:11:15,842 --> 01:11:17,610 [grunting] 1152 01:11:17,711 --> 01:11:19,245 [cans clattering] 1153 01:11:19,346 --> 01:11:20,447 Put him on the table! 1154 01:11:22,349 --> 01:11:23,883 [Silvio] *****, grab his legs. 1155 01:11:24,851 --> 01:11:26,519 [loud whirring] 1156 01:11:27,530 --> 01:11:29,522 What are you gonna do, rotate my tires? 1157 01:11:29,589 --> 01:11:31,910 [Cyril straining] 1158 01:11:31,191 --> 01:11:33,930 [panting] 1159 01:11:33,193 --> 01:11:34,661 , I just got this jacket. 1160 01:11:34,728 --> 01:11:36,329 [Cyril grunts loudly] 1161 01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:43,103 [Paulie] Open! 1162 01:11:43,203 --> 01:11:44,804 - What about it? - [muffled] **** you! 1163 01:11:46,606 --> 01:11:47,741 [loud whirring] 1164 01:11:47,841 --> 01:11:49,776 [Cyril screaming] 1165 01:11:49,876 --> 01:11:51,544 Stop for a minute! 1166 01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:53,380 God damn it! 1167 01:11:53,446 --> 01:11:56,820 [Cyril moaning loudly] I don't ****ing... 1168 01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:58,418 So? 1169 01:11:59,686 --> 01:12:03,223 [panting] Harold! Harold McBrayer! 1170 01:12:03,289 --> 01:12:04,724 I asked you whose idea it was! 1171 01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:07,594 I told you! It was Harold! Nobody put him up to it! 1172 01:12:07,694 --> 01:12:09,662 - [Sylvio] Oh... - [Cyril grunting] 1173 01:12:12,198 --> 01:12:14,670 [yelling] 1174 01:12:19,372 --> 01:12:21,741 [panting heavily] 1175 01:12:24,477 --> 01:12:25,779 [sniffs] 1176 01:12:28,782 --> 01:12:30,650 [] The ****er acted on his own? 1177 01:12:31,618 --> 01:12:33,319 Come on. All right, . 1178 01:12:33,453 --> 01:12:35,455 - [dog barks] - [Tony] Go get it. 1179 01:12:38,391 --> 01:12:41,327 [Christopher] That fall, Johnny moved to the suburbs, the Black thing. 1180 01:12:42,162 --> 01:12:44,264 And he was seriously earning. 1181 01:12:45,632 --> 01:12:48,635 This move made Tony half a *****, in my estimation. 1182 01:12:50,937 --> 01:12:53,206 [woman] What made you think it was a good idea 1183 01:12:53,306 --> 01:12:56,420 to steal the answers to the geometry test? 1184 01:12:57,911 --> 01:13:03,783 I didn't study, and, uh, I needed to pass, so I could stay on the football team. 1185 01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:07,220 You know, you got Charlie Nodzak in trouble, too, 1186 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:09,222 when you paid him for the answers. 1187 01:13:10,523 --> 01:13:12,759 Well, he was the only kid I knew on the mimeo squad. 1188 01:13:12,826 --> 01:13:15,695 Well, Charlie was on the Honor Roll. 1189 01:13:15,795 --> 01:13:17,964 And you're missing the point. 1190 01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:20,166 You know stealing the test was wrong. 1191 01:13:22,435 --> 01:13:24,204 Yeah, I guess so. 1192 01:13:24,304 --> 01:13:26,740 But if you're gonna kick me out of school, I mean, you should just do it, 1193 01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:28,541 instead of us talking about it. 1194 01:13:31,111 --> 01:13:32,812 You talk a lot at home? 1195 01:13:35,215 --> 01:13:36,683 I don't know. 1196 01:13:38,952 --> 01:13:43,890 Well, your dad, for example, what does he talk to you about? 1197 01:13:46,192 --> 01:13:47,527 The lawn. 1198 01:13:48,228 --> 01:13:49,763 What about the lawn? 1199 01:13:50,864 --> 01:13:53,833 I don't know, he goes to Yankee Stadium and he comes home 1200 01:13:53,900 --> 01:13:55,668 and says our lawn looks crummy. 1201 01:13:57,370 --> 01:14:00,840 What about your mother? Is she someone who likes to talk a lot? 1202 01:14:02,809 --> 01:14:04,444 I guess so. 1203 01:14:06,379 --> 01:14:10,183 Well... what makes her happy? 1204 01:14:10,850 --> 01:14:13,753 Happy? My mother? 1205 01:14:13,853 --> 01:14:15,855 [class bell ringing] 1206 01:14:18,692 --> 01:14:20,527 Let's go, Anthony. 1207 01:14:20,593 --> 01:14:24,264 I wonder if I could talk to you for a moment alone, Mrs. Soprano? 1208 01:14:25,365 --> 01:14:28,568 Well, it's gonna have to be fast, 'cause I'm parked at the hydrant. 1209 01:14:34,174 --> 01:14:37,744 [Mrs. Jarecki] On the basis of the Stanford-Binet, he's high IQ, 1210 01:14:37,844 --> 01:14:40,413 - but you know that. - You can't prove it by me. 1211 01:14:40,513 --> 01:14:42,615 He's got a D-plus average. 1212 01:14:42,716 --> 01:14:45,251 Well, that's because he doesn't apply himself, 1213 01:14:45,352 --> 01:14:47,287 but he is smart. 1214 01:14:47,387 --> 01:14:52,726 There's a big difference between a smart person and a smart aleck. 1215 01:14:54,427 --> 01:14:59,990 I also administered the Briggs-Myers personality inventory just now, 1216 01:14:59,199 --> 01:15:01,434 and the results tell us, he's a leader. 1217 01:15:02,235 --> 01:15:06,573 - [scoffing] - "Enthusiastic, insightful, playful." 1218 01:15:06,639 --> 01:15:09,142 Ah, you're talking through your hat. 1219 01:15:09,242 --> 01:15:11,411 [sighs deeply] 1220 01:15:12,645 --> 01:15:15,315 He did tell me one thing I'd like to share with you. 1221 01:15:15,415 --> 01:15:17,684 But it's gotta be fast, because I'm still at the hydrant. 1222 01:15:17,784 --> 01:15:19,919 Do you remember a children's book called Sutter's Mill... 1223 01:15:19,953 --> 01:15:23,590 - No. - About the gold rush in California? 1224 01:15:23,656 --> 01:15:26,393 Yeah, maybe I do. Yeah? 1225 01:15:26,459 --> 01:15:30,630 He told me about a night your husband was... away. 1226 01:15:32,899 --> 01:15:35,668 And you got in the bed with Anthony and hugged him. 1227 01:15:42,342 --> 01:15:43,677 He said that? 1228 01:15:43,777 --> 01:15:47,514 No, his exact words were you "snuggled up close". 1229 01:15:55,488 --> 01:15:59,225 Yeah. Yeah, I remember that now. 1230 01:15:59,325 --> 01:16:01,795 You read to him from that book. 1231 01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:05,965 Long into the night, apparently. He remembered details. 1232 01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:09,803 He didn't know the word "ingot," and you explained it to him. 1233 01:16:15,410 --> 01:16:18,144 He said it was one of his best memories of his life. 1234 01:16:23,283 --> 01:16:24,851 [footsteps approaching] 1235 01:16:30,223 --> 01:16:32,580 Is that a hotel Bible? 1236 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:35,995 I forget where I got it. 1237 01:16:36,996 --> 01:16:40,330 Baby, Cousin Cyril is dead. 1238 01:16:54,314 --> 01:16:56,149 [Johnny laughing] 1239 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:58,518 You're supposed to do an hour. 1240 01:16:58,585 --> 01:17:00,220 It's an hour on, ten minutes off. 1241 01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:03,323 [] All of a sudden youse two are only on 40 minutes and then disappear. 1242 01:17:03,356 --> 01:17:06,920 - We don't know where the **** you are. - [guitarist] We're off somewhere thinking, 1243 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:08,128 "What more can we do for Gentleman and Johnny?" 1244 01:17:08,161 --> 01:17:09,996 Don't get cute. 1245 01:17:10,630 --> 01:17:12,650 Where's Giuseppina tonight? 1246 01:17:12,165 --> 01:17:15,350 Ah, the movies with her girlfriend. 1247 01:17:15,101 --> 01:17:16,569 I would eat her shit. 1248 01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:18,605 Oh! 1249 01:17:19,339 --> 01:17:21,107 - [loud grunt] - [Johnny chuckles] 1250 01:17:21,875 --> 01:17:25,445 You don't talk about her that way. In fact, you don't talk about her at all. 1251 01:17:25,879 --> 01:17:27,147 Hey, take it easy! 1252 01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:28,381 I love her. I love her! 1253 01:17:28,448 --> 01:17:29,983 - [gunshot] - [Johnny] Get down! 1254 01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:31,484 - [gunshots] - [women screaming] 1255 01:17:31,584 --> 01:17:33,186 - [Harold] Hey, ******! - [gunshots] 1256 01:17:34,220 --> 01:17:36,222 - [yelling indistinctly] - [Harold] ! 1257 01:17:36,756 --> 01:17:37,857 [Johnny] Mother...! 1258 01:17:40,527 --> 01:17:42,228 [Harold growls] 1259 01:17:42,295 --> 01:17:43,730 [women screaming nearby] 1260 01:17:45,265 --> 01:17:46,900 Come on, you ****er. Come here. 1261 01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:50,303 - You like that, huh? How 'bout that? - [] Come on, you mother****ers. 1262 01:17:50,770 --> 01:17:52,105 - [gunshot] - [bullet ricochets] 1263 01:17:52,739 --> 01:17:53,940 ****! 1264 01:17:54,474 --> 01:17:56,760 - [gunshots] - [guitarist yells] 1265 01:17:57,711 --> 01:17:58,845 [spent casing clatters] 1266 01:18:04,217 --> 01:18:05,785 [whimpering] 1267 01:18:05,885 --> 01:18:07,854 No, no, no! Frankie, Frankie, Frankie! 1268 01:18:07,954 --> 01:18:08,988 Frankie! 1269 01:18:09,789 --> 01:18:10,957 No! 1270 01:18:11,991 --> 01:18:13,360 You, mother...! 1271 01:18:14,294 --> 01:18:15,662 [gun clicking empty] 1272 01:18:17,397 --> 01:18:18,398 Shit! 1273 01:18:32,178 --> 01:18:34,147 [panting] 1274 01:19:04,811 --> 01:19:06,746 [faint click, rattle] 1275 01:19:26,499 --> 01:19:29,690 [breathing heavily] 1276 01:19:29,903 --> 01:19:31,571 [faint footfall] 1277 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:42,849 [sirens approaching] 1278 01:19:44,651 --> 01:19:45,785 [footsteps receding] 1279 01:19:45,885 --> 01:19:47,220 [exhales] 1280 01:19:50,724 --> 01:19:52,726 Anthony, come eat! 1281 01:19:57,831 --> 01:19:59,199 There's my big boy. 1282 01:19:59,265 --> 01:20:01,468 Oh, cool, man, a hamburger. 1283 01:20:01,568 --> 01:20:04,700 I thought you'd like a change from a mortadella sandwich. 1284 01:20:04,170 --> 01:20:05,772 I made it special for you. 1285 01:20:08,541 --> 01:20:09,976 You look nice. 1286 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:11,177 Aww... 1287 01:20:11,911 --> 01:20:15,148 Me and Aunt Mary are going to the city to see No, No, Nanette. 1288 01:20:16,449 --> 01:20:19,419 - What's that? - Broadway. A play. 1289 01:20:19,519 --> 01:20:21,788 Shoes are killing my bunions. 1290 01:20:21,888 --> 01:20:23,790 You should go see Dr. Cuomo. 1291 01:20:23,890 --> 01:20:26,793 [sighs] We don't go to him anymore. 1292 01:20:27,861 --> 01:20:29,429 We don't? 1293 01:20:29,529 --> 01:20:33,400 - He said some very rude things to me. - Like what? 1294 01:20:33,466 --> 01:20:37,470 He wants me to take pills for my sleeping. 1295 01:20:37,570 --> 01:20:39,639 And... and other things. 1296 01:20:39,739 --> 01:20:42,742 [scoffs] I'm not some lunatic. 1297 01:20:44,411 --> 01:20:47,800 No, but maybe some medicine would be good. 1298 01:20:47,147 --> 01:20:49,616 You and your father. Why don't you get in line to blame me. 1299 01:20:49,716 --> 01:20:51,584 I wasn't blaming you, I was just saying... 1300 01:20:51,651 --> 01:20:55,210 This new thing... called Elavil. 1301 01:20:55,121 --> 01:20:57,457 For people who are sick in the head. 1302 01:21:02,128 --> 01:21:04,831 [singing softly] Go runnin' for the shelter 1303 01:21:04,931 --> 01:21:09,335 Of a mother's little helper What? 1304 01:21:09,436 --> 01:21:11,370 It's a song. 1305 01:21:11,137 --> 01:21:14,207 - It's by the Stones. - Exactly what I'm talking about. 1306 01:21:14,307 --> 01:21:16,843 They're drug addicts. I don't take drugs. 1307 01:21:16,943 --> 01:21:20,647 The song's not saying that you take drugs, it's... 1308 01:21:20,747 --> 01:21:21,981 [sighing] 1309 01:21:23,850 --> 01:21:26,186 You smoking marijuana, I suppose? 1310 01:21:27,870 --> 01:21:29,823 - Mom, I'm on the team. - Your sister is. 1311 01:21:29,923 --> 01:21:31,658 I'm almost sure of it. 1312 01:21:32,292 --> 01:21:33,693 - This hamburger's great, Mom. - [scoffing loudly] 1313 01:21:33,693 --> 01:21:35,128 - It's really good. - Go on. 1314 01:21:36,830 --> 01:21:38,331 I went to all that trouble 1315 01:21:38,431 --> 01:21:41,134 just so we could have a nice conversation for once, and for what? 1316 01:21:41,201 --> 01:21:45,472 How am I supposed to enjoy a Broadway show with my children and their pot? 1317 01:21:45,538 --> 01:21:47,730 Ma, I don't smoke pot! 1318 01:21:47,173 --> 01:21:49,142 Well, your sister comes in here smelling like a gypsy. 1319 01:21:49,175 --> 01:21:51,478 Well, I'm not my sister. I'm always being accused. 1320 01:21:51,544 --> 01:21:54,414 Oh! Poor you! 1321 01:21:56,116 --> 01:21:57,817 [running up stairs] 1322 01:21:58,718 --> 01:22:00,320 [door slams] 1323 01:22:14,670 --> 01:22:16,202 [thunder rumbling] 1324 01:22:16,302 --> 01:22:18,705 [man speaking Italian softly] 1325 01:22:21,374 --> 01:22:23,209 Don't look so blue, kid. 1326 01:22:23,309 --> 01:22:26,680 - You and me'll cut out, go play catch. - It's raining. 1327 01:22:26,746 --> 01:22:28,515 [man, muttering] ...sa benedica, gets put in the ground, 1328 01:22:28,548 --> 01:22:29,816 all they want to do is eat my food. 1329 01:22:29,849 --> 01:22:31,551 [Johnny chuckles] 1330 01:22:31,651 --> 01:22:34,254 It's not an Irish wake, right, no food. 1331 01:22:34,354 --> 01:22:37,290 You get carried to your car. Watch your step there, boss. 1332 01:22:37,390 --> 01:22:39,426 [men chattering faintly] 1333 01:22:41,494 --> 01:22:43,763 - [Johnny] How you doing? - [Silvio] How you been? 1334 01:22:44,931 --> 01:22:46,733 [continuing, indistinct] 1335 01:22:49,169 --> 01:22:50,637 [Junior] Eckley, how's the boy? 1336 01:22:50,737 --> 01:22:52,972 Wonder what they talk about in there? 1337 01:22:57,711 --> 01:23:00,447 [thunder rumbling] 1338 01:23:02,248 --> 01:23:04,851 Uncle , can I talk to you for a minute? 1339 01:23:04,918 --> 01:23:06,753 What's up, Joe Cooker? 1340 01:23:06,853 --> 01:23:08,421 All right, I'm gonna wait in the car. 1341 01:23:08,922 --> 01:23:10,790 You help her? Help her. 1342 01:23:10,890 --> 01:23:12,425 Well, spit it out. 1343 01:23:13,927 --> 01:23:15,929 You ever heard of this? 1344 01:23:17,464 --> 01:23:19,165 Yeah, so, what about it? 1345 01:23:19,265 --> 01:23:21,101 Well, my mom's been in a bad mood lately. 1346 01:23:21,201 --> 01:23:22,535 Lately? [laughs] 1347 01:23:22,635 --> 01:23:25,805 The doctor said that this medicine could help her, but she won't take it. 1348 01:23:26,639 --> 01:23:28,141 So what do you want from me? 1349 01:23:28,241 --> 01:23:31,110 So I was thinking maybe you could talk to her. 1350 01:23:31,478 --> 01:23:32,712 What about your old man? 1351 01:23:32,812 --> 01:23:35,448 Nah, she's not speaking to him. He did something. 1352 01:23:35,548 --> 01:23:37,150 I see the way she looks at you. 1353 01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:39,419 Always sits next to you at dinners. 1354 01:23:39,486 --> 01:23:41,488 She bought you that fur hat for Christmas... 1355 01:23:41,588 --> 01:23:43,323 I never wear it. 1356 01:23:43,423 --> 01:23:46,326 I mean... she looks up to you. 1357 01:23:46,426 --> 01:23:48,528 And maybe you could get her some. 1358 01:23:48,628 --> 01:23:50,997 You need a prescription. I can't get it in my own name. 1359 01:23:51,970 --> 01:23:53,833 - I know you can get anything. - Don't be a wise ***. 1360 01:23:53,933 --> 01:23:56,803 I'm not, I'm just saying it could make her happy. 1361 01:23:56,903 --> 01:23:59,390 - Even Janice says. - Janice. 1362 01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:01,141 There's somebody we all want to take advice from. 1363 01:24:03,410 --> 01:24:04,844 [Junior] Anthony! 1364 01:24:05,512 --> 01:24:08,682 The pros play in the rain. [grunts loudly] 1365 01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:11,117 - [Johnny] Ah, what are you doing, Jun'? - Uncle Jun'! 1366 01:24:12,185 --> 01:24:13,486 [laughing] 1367 01:24:13,586 --> 01:24:14,921 [groaning in pain] 1368 01:24:15,210 --> 01:24:17,570 - Oh, Madonna mia! - Stay down. 1369 01:24:17,157 --> 01:24:18,391 - Don't move him! - Uncle Jun'! 1370 01:24:18,491 --> 01:24:20,930 [Johnny] I just said don't move him! 1371 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:23,463 [yells] Your sister's cunt! 1372 01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:26,399 - Corrado! - I'm calling an ambulance. God damn it. 1373 01:24:26,499 --> 01:24:28,568 [giggling] Here you go. Here you go. 1374 01:24:28,668 --> 01:24:30,336 - Take my hand. - ****sucker! 1375 01:24:30,437 --> 01:24:32,172 [laughing] 1376 01:24:32,272 --> 01:24:33,973 [groaning] 1377 01:24:35,410 --> 01:24:36,843 [ laughing] 1378 01:24:38,511 --> 01:24:41,140 ['Bye Bye Blackbird" by Wayne Newton playing on radio] 1379 01:24:42,515 --> 01:24:44,517 [slurping soda] 1380 01:24:50,323 --> 01:24:53,930 These are Frank Sinatra, Jr. tickets for your uncle. 1381 01:24:54,127 --> 01:24:56,229 I gotta fly down to the dog track. 1382 01:24:57,797 --> 01:25:00,633 [Don Cornelius on TV] They boast a string of hits that seems to have no end, 1383 01:25:00,667 --> 01:25:04,337 out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the mighty Delfonics. 1384 01:25:04,404 --> 01:25:06,373 [applause on TV] 1385 01:25:06,473 --> 01:25:09,420 Hey, kid. How's your rash? 1386 01:25:09,876 --> 01:25:11,511 Uncle around? 1387 01:25:12,879 --> 01:25:14,848 [toilet flushing] 1388 01:25:16,216 --> 01:25:17,384 Hey. 1389 01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:20,520 ["Didn't I" by the Delfonics playing faintly on TV] 1390 01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:26,860 Mezzanine? What the ****. 1391 01:25:27,861 --> 01:25:30,830 - What? - That medicine. 1392 01:25:30,897 --> 01:25:32,198 Oh... 1393 01:25:32,265 --> 01:25:35,100 You nervous Nellie, I got stuff to do. 1394 01:25:39,390 --> 01:25:40,407 Hey, hey, come here. 1395 01:25:41,740 --> 01:25:42,776 I want to show you something. 1396 01:25:50,450 --> 01:25:53,119 [Tony] Holy shit. JBLs. 1397 01:25:55,355 --> 01:25:57,657 A pair of them are yours to take home. 1398 01:25:58,558 --> 01:26:00,427 Yeah, well, they're hot. 1399 01:26:00,527 --> 01:26:02,729 Eh, fell off a truck. 1400 01:26:02,796 --> 01:26:04,431 Far out, man. 1401 01:26:06,733 --> 01:26:07,934 Oh-oh! 1402 01:26:08,735 --> 01:26:10,303 [] Ten-inch woofers. 1403 01:26:12,472 --> 01:26:15,608 I want to go to college. I can't get caught with shit like this. 1404 01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:20,847 Okay, my friend Hesh... says only goys and children pay retail. 1405 01:26:20,947 --> 01:26:23,850 This isn't wholesale, it's totally on the arm. 1406 01:26:26,953 --> 01:26:28,154 Look... 1407 01:26:28,822 --> 01:26:31,858 You want to be a civilian, I appreciate that. I'm all for it. 1408 01:26:32,459 --> 01:26:34,794 But pay attention to me for once, okay? 1409 01:26:34,894 --> 01:26:36,629 You take the speakers, right? 1410 01:26:36,730 --> 01:26:39,999 At the same time, you promise yourself these speakers are it. 1411 01:26:40,100 --> 01:26:41,534 Now, you say to yourself, 1412 01:26:41,634 --> 01:26:43,870 "This is the last time I'm ever gonna steal something." 1413 01:26:43,970 --> 01:26:45,538 And you stick to it. 1414 01:26:48,740 --> 01:26:49,776 It's that simple. 1415 01:27:08,962 --> 01:27:10,764 [man] They don't vote the mother****er out of the White House, 1416 01:27:10,797 --> 01:27:13,366 somebody gonna assassinate his lying ***. 1417 01:27:13,466 --> 01:27:15,301 Azalea, you got it! 1418 01:27:17,103 --> 01:27:21,741 Say, hey! There's my farm boy from the Garden State. 1419 01:27:21,841 --> 01:27:23,376 - [chuckles] - Where's my tomatoes? 1420 01:27:23,476 --> 01:27:24,811 Brought you collard greens. 1421 01:27:24,878 --> 01:27:26,312 Ah, now you talkin'. 1422 01:27:26,379 --> 01:27:28,140 [laughs] 1423 01:27:28,982 --> 01:27:30,550 Sit down. 1424 01:27:30,650 --> 01:27:32,419 Have a hot chocolate and Baileys. 1425 01:27:32,519 --> 01:27:35,255 - [Harold] So, we square? - [woman] Ooh, Chanel. 1426 01:27:35,355 --> 01:27:37,900 [slaps hand] 1427 01:27:39,292 --> 01:27:41,227 [shaking box] 1428 01:27:41,327 --> 01:27:43,229 Small bills. You're doing good. 1429 01:27:43,329 --> 01:27:46,700 Soon I'll be in the stratosphere with you. Call me Buzz Aldrin. 1430 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:50,203 Well, Buzz, gonna hype you again. State lottery's coming. 1431 01:27:50,837 --> 01:27:54,740 Your woman's not gonna be wearing French footwear very long. 1432 01:27:54,174 --> 01:27:57,110 Now, with smack, you got white kids coming in 1433 01:27:57,210 --> 01:28:01,247 from Long Island, New Jersey, Westchester to the East Village, 1434 01:28:01,348 --> 01:28:04,684 paying thirty bucks to stick their arm in a hole. 1435 01:28:04,751 --> 01:28:09,723 Invisible person on the other side finds a vein, shoots 'em up... 1436 01:28:11,691 --> 01:28:13,593 Should tell you something about the future. 1437 01:28:13,693 --> 01:28:16,196 You make a good point. We'll talk. 1438 01:28:16,262 --> 01:28:17,731 Thanks. 1439 01:28:19,766 --> 01:28:21,701 This week I gotta... 1440 01:28:21,768 --> 01:28:25,772 gotta do something about this Guinea mother****er or he'll do me. 1441 01:28:25,872 --> 01:28:29,409 - Ah. DiMeo? - Nah, Moltisanti. 1442 01:28:30,944 --> 01:28:33,546 Controls the numbers, whole rest of Newark. 1443 01:28:33,613 --> 01:28:35,648 You maybe need an assist on the play? 1444 01:28:38,418 --> 01:28:40,860 Why would you want to do that for me? 1445 01:28:41,121 --> 01:28:43,723 I got my own issues with the Five Families. 1446 01:28:44,391 --> 01:28:46,259 I appreciate it, Frank, but... 1447 01:28:47,193 --> 01:28:48,895 Terms of the community. 1448 01:28:49,629 --> 01:28:51,331 I'd better do this myself. 1449 01:28:52,932 --> 01:28:54,267 [Frank] Darryl. 1450 01:29:01,107 --> 01:29:02,909 Merry Christmas, Buzz. 1451 01:29:06,546 --> 01:29:08,515 [horse whinnies] 1452 01:29:09,783 --> 01:29:12,285 ["Astral Weeks" by Van Morrison playing] 1453 01:29:36,810 --> 01:29:38,812 I'm so hungry. 1454 01:29:41,470 --> 01:29:42,449 I got news. 1455 01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:46,953 That beauty parlor? I took it over. 1456 01:29:48,988 --> 01:29:51,591 - For me? - We'll be partners. 1457 01:29:52,559 --> 01:29:54,160 It'll be in my name, but you'll run it. 1458 01:29:54,260 --> 01:29:56,963 Exactly how you want it. I'll be hands off. 1459 01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:01,935 [laughing] 1460 01:30:47,781 --> 01:30:50,483 Hey, what did the bartender say when the horse came in? 1461 01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:52,185 "Why the long face?" 1462 01:30:53,153 --> 01:30:56,256 - You told me that a million times. - Yeah, so? 1463 01:30:56,322 --> 01:30:57,991 Why the long face? 1464 01:30:59,426 --> 01:31:03,463 I'm all, uh... intronata. 1465 01:31:03,563 --> 01:31:06,199 You're mixed up? Well, what are you mixed up about? 1466 01:31:07,934 --> 01:31:09,536 So many things. 1467 01:31:09,636 --> 01:31:11,504 Ten minutes ago you were laughing like an idiot. 1468 01:31:11,504 --> 01:31:12,772 What did I do? 1469 01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:15,375 The beauty parlor. 1470 01:31:15,475 --> 01:31:18,511 The beaut...? I thought that's what you wanted. 1471 01:31:18,611 --> 01:31:20,547 More than anything. 1472 01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:25,485 But now we partners in business. It's like a marriage. 1473 01:31:28,455 --> 01:31:31,324 [voice breaking] I'm alone. So much. 1474 01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:35,462 I get lonely. 1475 01:31:35,528 --> 01:31:37,197 [crying softly] 1476 01:31:37,297 --> 01:31:39,265 Maybe you didn't love me anymore. 1477 01:31:39,366 --> 01:31:43,303 Hey, if I don't love you anymore, you won't mistake it for a maybe. 1478 01:31:47,107 --> 01:31:49,750 Someone else came along. 1479 01:31:55,148 --> 01:31:57,517 [crying] I said yes. 1480 01:31:59,285 --> 01:32:00,520 Who? 1481 01:32:02,322 --> 01:32:04,900 Don't make me say. 1482 01:32:05,658 --> 01:32:07,994 What, you said, "Yes, come **** me?" 1483 01:32:08,962 --> 01:32:10,997 Is that what you're trying to say? What else, yes? 1484 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:13,533 It didn't mean anything, . 1485 01:32:13,633 --> 01:32:15,268 - I love you! - How many times? 1486 01:32:15,368 --> 01:32:17,937 - I don't know. - You don't know? 1487 01:32:18,380 --> 01:32:19,939 So many times you can't remember? Who was he? 1488 01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:21,875 - I doesn't matter, it's over! - Who was he? 1489 01:32:21,975 --> 01:32:24,770 - I can't! - Tell me! ****ing tell me. 1490 01:32:24,177 --> 01:32:26,413 - Promise you won't hurt him! - I don't promise anything, 1491 01:32:26,413 --> 01:32:28,648 but you don't tell me, it's gonna be worse. 1492 01:32:30,216 --> 01:32:31,451 Harold. 1493 01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:36,890 [panting shakily] 1494 01:32:50,570 --> 01:32:52,405 You ****ed that murdering nigger? 1495 01:32:52,505 --> 01:32:55,909 But I don't love him, ! I love you! 1496 01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:57,644 Please! Don't! 1497 01:32:58,345 --> 01:33:00,447 No, please! No! No! 1498 01:33:01,281 --> 01:33:02,782 - [ grunting] - [shrieking] 1499 01:33:02,882 --> 01:33:04,617 [ yells] 1500 01:33:06,953 --> 01:33:09,823 [Giuseppina screams, panting] 1501 01:33:12,559 --> 01:33:14,127 [gasps] 1502 01:33:19,933 --> 01:33:21,434 [panting] 1503 01:33:21,534 --> 01:33:22,969 [muffled screaming] 1504 01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:03,543 ["Never In My Life" by Mountain playing] 1505 01:34:19,359 --> 01:34:21,795 [song continues over loudspeakers] 1506 01:34:50,156 --> 01:34:50,323 [faint Christmas music playing over P.A.] 1507 01:34:50,357 --> 01:34:53,260 [faint Christmas music playing over P.A.] 1508 01:34:53,626 --> 01:34:55,862 [Uncle Sally] One thing I still miss at Christmas... 1509 01:34:56,463 --> 01:34:59,733 The Seven Fishes. My wife used to make it. 1510 01:34:59,833 --> 01:35:01,701 And tripe, too. 1511 01:35:02,502 --> 01:35:05,572 She could make those two things, out of this world. 1512 01:35:07,730 --> 01:35:10,910 You celebrate Christmas with your goomar, or you stick around home? 1513 01:35:12,379 --> 01:35:14,114 What makes you ask? 1514 01:35:14,214 --> 01:35:17,751 I just remember with my girlfriend, it was always a big argument. 1515 01:35:20,987 --> 01:35:22,322 She died. 1516 01:35:25,425 --> 01:35:26,893 So young. 1517 01:35:29,195 --> 01:35:30,363 What happened? 1518 01:35:31,431 --> 01:35:34,634 - Pneumonia. - Pneumonia? 1519 01:35:35,335 --> 01:35:39,305 She had weak lungs, from growing up on the other side. 1520 01:35:40,774 --> 01:35:42,776 ****ed up doctors... 1521 01:35:44,911 --> 01:35:47,380 So much tragedy in your life. 1522 01:35:48,415 --> 01:35:51,151 Your father, your mistress... 1523 01:35:52,452 --> 01:35:54,654 I don't even have a picture of her. 1524 01:36:00,930 --> 01:36:02,195 You know, I... I try so hard. 1525 01:36:04,798 --> 01:36:06,800 What kind of God, huh? 1526 01:36:10,804 --> 01:36:13,440 I go to church when Joanne wants, 1527 01:36:13,540 --> 01:36:16,810 I try to set an example for my nephew, I come see you... 1528 01:36:16,910 --> 01:36:18,978 I do all kinds of good things. 1529 01:36:20,780 --> 01:36:23,750 You know the Christmas song, "My Favorite Things"? 1530 01:36:23,817 --> 01:36:25,185 Yeah. 1531 01:36:26,152 --> 01:36:29,122 Maybe some of the things you choose to do... 1532 01:36:30,256 --> 01:36:31,791 aren't God's favorite. 1533 01:36:34,728 --> 01:36:36,563 What are you trying to say? 1534 01:36:38,465 --> 01:36:42,100 What do I know? [dry chuckle] I'm a murderer. 1535 01:36:47,307 --> 01:36:49,342 As far as your nephew goes... 1536 01:36:49,976 --> 01:36:51,378 May I make a brief suggestion 1537 01:36:51,478 --> 01:36:53,880 for a nice Christmas present you could give him? 1538 01:36:57,751 --> 01:36:59,850 I'm listening. 1539 01:37:01,210 --> 01:37:03,230 Stay out of his life. 1540 01:37:14,501 --> 01:37:17,504 It's damaged. And you're out of line with your prices. 1541 01:37:19,539 --> 01:37:21,908 ["Marshmallow World" by Darlene Love playing on radio] 1542 01:37:41,361 --> 01:37:43,530 [line ringing] 1543 01:37:47,634 --> 01:37:50,437 - [, over phone] Who is this? - Hey, Uncle , it's Tony. 1544 01:37:50,537 --> 01:37:51,871 How's it going? 1545 01:37:53,707 --> 01:37:55,108 There's a party tonight, and I was wondering 1546 01:37:55,141 --> 01:37:57,610 if we could get a couple cases of Rolling Rock? 1547 01:37:58,845 --> 01:38:00,460 - Uncle ? - [line clicks] 1548 01:38:00,146 --> 01:38:02,982 [dial tone] 1549 01:38:03,830 --> 01:38:05,919 Uncle ? Hello? 1550 01:38:08,988 --> 01:38:10,924 There's something wrong with his phone. 1551 01:38:11,240 --> 01:38:12,992 Your ***. Same as last time. 1552 01:38:14,761 --> 01:38:16,463 It doesn't have to be Rolling Rock. 1553 01:38:16,563 --> 01:38:20,266 - Does he know that? - It's not about the ****ing name brand. 1554 01:38:21,167 --> 01:38:22,635 Carmela, you got a dime? 1555 01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:40,653 - [Joanne] Hello? - Hey, Aunt Jo. 1556 01:38:40,754 --> 01:38:42,922 It's Tony. Can I speak to Uncle ? 1557 01:38:44,557 --> 01:38:47,427 - I haven't seen him today. - Yeah? 1558 01:38:49,696 --> 01:38:51,464 Well, how's Christopher? 1559 01:38:52,866 --> 01:38:54,300 You know, the colic? 1560 01:38:54,401 --> 01:38:57,937 For my money, you kids shouldn't be drinking at your age. 1561 01:38:58,380 --> 01:38:59,639 [] Give me the goddamn phone. 1562 01:38:59,739 --> 01:39:01,675 - [line clicks] - [dial tone] 1563 01:39:07,881 --> 01:39:09,449 ****. 1564 01:39:09,549 --> 01:39:11,317 Hey, Joe Jerk-off. 1565 01:39:12,619 --> 01:39:15,355 [Jackie laughing] 1566 01:39:15,455 --> 01:39:17,570 What'd you say? 1567 01:39:17,157 --> 01:39:18,758 I said, hey, Joe Jerk... 1568 01:39:18,825 --> 01:39:20,560 - Your sister's twat! - What? 1569 01:39:20,660 --> 01:39:22,195 [both grunting] 1570 01:39:22,295 --> 01:39:23,596 [Carmela] Stop it! 1571 01:39:24,731 --> 01:39:25,965 Stop it! 1572 01:39:40,347 --> 01:39:41,815 What do you got for us? 1573 01:39:41,915 --> 01:39:44,217 It's what I told you, furniture. Ethan Allen. 1574 01:39:44,317 --> 01:39:47,387 Dinette sets and, uh, TV trays. 1575 01:39:48,880 --> 01:39:49,389 - TV trays? - [***** snickers] 1576 01:39:49,489 --> 01:39:50,957 I didn't argue. 1577 01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:53,360 ****ing truck's not gonna unload itself. 1578 01:39:53,460 --> 01:39:54,928 [knocking on door] 1579 01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:57,464 ["When Will I Be Loved" by The Everly Brothers playing on radio] 1580 01:39:57,497 --> 01:40:00,100 - [Silvio] I'll let him know. - [knocking continues] 1581 01:40:09,676 --> 01:40:11,911 Hey, Sil, I need to talk to my Uncle . 1582 01:40:13,279 --> 01:40:16,983 - He's not here. - His car's here. 1583 01:40:17,500 --> 01:40:18,685 Battery's dead. 1584 01:40:20,854 --> 01:40:22,389 You know where he is? 1585 01:40:22,956 --> 01:40:24,924 Who am I, Rand McNally? 1586 01:40:30,163 --> 01:40:33,500 Okay, well... Merry Christmas, Sil. 1587 01:40:36,690 --> 01:40:37,737 You too, kid. 1588 01:40:48,715 --> 01:40:53,753 Carmine spotted Harold, Rockhaven Motel, down on 46th. 1589 01:40:56,856 --> 01:40:58,692 Well, we'll do it tomorrow. 1590 01:41:00,260 --> 01:41:02,462 I'll pick you up at 10:00 at the Pork Store. 1591 01:41:02,562 --> 01:41:04,631 ["You" by The Aquatones playing on radio] 1592 01:41:04,731 --> 01:41:06,332 [pounding on door resumes] 1593 01:41:06,433 --> 01:41:09,690 It's the kid again. I told him you're not here. 1594 01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:13,740 Turn the lights out. 1595 01:41:14,941 --> 01:41:17,243 But the guys, they're still unloading. 1596 01:41:22,150 --> 01:41:24,718 [sighs deeply] 1597 01:41:25,852 --> 01:41:27,454 [pounding continues] 1598 01:41:43,370 --> 01:41:45,438 [pounding resumes] 1599 01:41:51,411 --> 01:41:53,580 [sobbing quietly] 1600 01:41:58,251 --> 01:42:00,520 [crying] 1601 01:42:02,622 --> 01:42:04,624 [muttering] You know... 1602 01:42:21,908 --> 01:42:24,177 [sobs quietly] 1603 01:42:26,946 --> 01:42:28,915 [disant train horn blowing] 1604 01:42:40,260 --> 01:42:41,961 ["May The Circle Remain Unbroken" by The 13th Floor Elevators, on stereo] 1605 01:42:41,995 --> 01:42:44,297 [Tony grunts angrily] 1606 01:42:44,364 --> 01:42:46,533 [music continues through one speaker] 1607 01:42:52,272 --> 01:42:53,540 The **** are you doing? 1608 01:42:53,640 --> 01:42:55,308 [Tony crying] I don't want these! 1609 01:42:56,609 --> 01:42:58,178 [music stops] 1610 01:43:01,281 --> 01:43:02,549 Oh! 1611 01:43:02,649 --> 01:43:04,500 - That was a gift! - [dog whimpers] 1612 01:43:04,150 --> 01:43:06,986 You take 'em! I don't want any part of this! 1613 01:43:07,554 --> 01:43:09,255 None of it! I don't want any part of this! 1614 01:43:09,322 --> 01:43:12,359 Huh? What "this"? 1615 01:43:14,661 --> 01:43:16,229 What "this"? 1616 01:43:22,702 --> 01:43:24,104 [Silvio] Night, . 1617 01:43:33,146 --> 01:43:34,147 ... 1618 01:43:34,848 --> 01:43:37,917 The kid. I don't know what happened with you two. 1619 01:43:38,651 --> 01:43:42,355 But he worships you. He's got so much potential. 1620 01:43:42,422 --> 01:43:45,458 Anthony, with that Loony Toon of a mother, 1621 01:43:45,558 --> 01:43:48,280 Johnny, who's in line for a personality transplant... 1622 01:43:48,940 --> 01:43:49,329 What, I'm some kind of example? 1623 01:43:49,429 --> 01:43:51,970 What can I tell you? You're his best shot. 1624 01:43:51,970 --> 01:43:53,933 Ah, I sh... I should never have let this happen. 1625 01:43:55,535 --> 01:43:58,571 - Get in close. - , he misses you. 1626 01:44:01,207 --> 01:44:02,442 What? 1627 01:44:04,911 --> 01:44:06,279 Nothing. 1628 01:44:09,716 --> 01:44:13,453 Actually... that's it. 1629 01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:21,294 Nothing. 1630 01:44:23,530 --> 01:44:25,298 I'm not sure I follow. 1631 01:44:26,766 --> 01:44:29,235 - Yeah, well. - Okay... 1632 01:44:31,137 --> 01:44:33,740 I know I shouldn't say this, but... 1633 01:44:33,807 --> 01:44:36,276 Anthony, he could end up somewhere. 1634 01:44:36,376 --> 01:44:37,811 Beyond this thing of ours, even. 1635 01:44:49,889 --> 01:44:51,925 Tell him Holsten's, tomorrow. 1636 01:44:51,991 --> 01:44:54,327 - There you go. - Let me finish, for Christ's sake! 1637 01:44:57,564 --> 01:44:59,699 9:00 a.m. No later. 1638 01:45:00,433 --> 01:45:02,335 - This is good. - Okay. 1639 01:45:02,435 --> 01:45:04,471 - It's all right, but it... - Okay! 1640 01:45:04,571 --> 01:45:06,390 It's over, go home. 1641 01:45:07,841 --> 01:45:11,478 The **** am I doing? This one's yours. 1642 01:45:33,533 --> 01:45:35,335 [car idling] 1643 01:45:56,890 --> 01:45:58,892 - [gunshot] - [casing hits pavement] 1644 01:46:00,226 --> 01:46:01,728 [gunshot] 1645 01:46:05,650 --> 01:46:07,670 [footsteps retreating] 1646 01:46:08,234 --> 01:46:10,270 [car door opens, shuts] 1647 01:46:11,237 --> 01:46:13,340 [car drives off] 1648 01:46:16,343 --> 01:46:19,446 [woman] Help! My God! 1649 01:46:20,413 --> 01:46:22,115 Mrs. Moltisanti! 1650 01:46:22,849 --> 01:46:25,850 [phone ringing] 1651 01:46:42,669 --> 01:46:45,638 - Yeah? - [man] It's done. 1652 01:46:46,339 --> 01:46:47,941 [line clicks] 1653 01:46:56,116 --> 01:46:58,118 [faint music playing on radio] 1654 01:46:59,753 --> 01:47:01,554 [entry bell chimes] 1655 01:47:31,584 --> 01:47:34,287 ["Whatever Happened to Christmas?" by Frank Sinatra playing] 1656 01:47:56,843 --> 01:47:58,478 [***** clears throat] 1657 01:47:59,646 --> 01:48:01,140 [whispers] Jun'. 1658 01:48:12,625 --> 01:48:18,198 You know, they found a couple bottles of that Elavil in his coat pocket. 1659 01:48:18,298 --> 01:48:20,330 [Livia groans] 1660 01:48:21,968 --> 01:48:24,838 I used to think was so strong. 1661 01:48:24,938 --> 01:48:27,774 It shows, you never know about people. 1662 01:48:27,874 --> 01:48:29,542 Hm. 1663 01:48:36,449 --> 01:48:38,418 God, he was my favorite uncle. 1664 01:48:41,287 --> 01:48:44,570 Remember when he used to take us to the movies? 1665 01:48:44,624 --> 01:48:46,726 Ones Mom wouldn't let us go to. 1666 01:49:14,888 --> 01:49:17,691 ["Woke Up This Morning (Detroit Mix/Chosen One Mix)" by A3 playing] 1667 01:49:19,259 --> 01:49:22,362 [Christopher] That's the guy, my Uncle Tony. 1668 01:49:22,762 --> 01:49:24,431 The guy I went to Hell for. 1669 01:49:38,345 --> 01:49:41,281 [Isola] Kevin... quit bouncing that ball. 1670 01:49:41,381 --> 01:49:43,416 Go do something useful, man. 1671 01:49:49,122 --> 01:49:50,357 Morning. 1672 01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:22,749 ["Calling All Angels (with k.d. lang)" by Jane Siberry playing]