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(LIGHTER CLICKS)

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Babe.

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Please don't smoke.
It'll kill your palate.

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Then my palate will die happy.

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Hey.

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Margot, tonight is huge, okay?

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The flavor profiles,
it's all super delicate.

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When you smoke, you ruin your ability
to be able to appreciate them.

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(SCOFFS) Oh, come on!

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Please. Please.

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Fine. Jesus.

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-Thank you.
-(SHIP HORN BLARES)

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Oh! Thank God.

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(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

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MARGOT: Is that gonna fit everyone?

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TYLER: Yeah, easily.
Twelve customers total.

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MARGOT: A night?

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How do they turn a profit?

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TYLER: $1,250 a head. That's how.

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You're ****ing kidding, right?

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What, are we eating a Rolex?

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Come on, let's not ruin this
by talking price, yeah?

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Just go with the flow.

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Let it be magical.

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-Hey, it's your dime.
-Mmm.

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BRYCE: Not bad!
DAVE: Oh, thanks, man.

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SOREN: You deserve this, baby.

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You know who's gonna love this? Betty!

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It's just a "**** you" to Accounts.

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It's not even a client dinner.

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(LAUGHS) ****. We're ****s, huh?

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(GROANS) Great. A power tasting.

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They'll be wasted by the amuse.

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SOREN: Hi, guys.
DAVE: By boat.

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How did you think we were
gonna get on the...

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TED: Look at you on a gangplank in heels.

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****.

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(MEN GRUNTING)

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Holy ****ing shit.

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Lillian Bloom. Oh, my God.

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-Who's Lillian Bloom?
-(SHUSHES)

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Food critic for Saveur.

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She basically discovered Slowik.

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Okay, well, it's official.

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Tonight will be madness.

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(TYLER CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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BOATMAN: All aboard for Hawthorn!

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Hawthorn! All aboard!

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Wow.

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CAPTAIN: (OVER PA SYSTEM)
Ladies and gentlemen,

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please make yourselves comfortable
for our short journey to Hawthorn Island.

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-Thank you.
-GEORGE: Ahoy!

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And avast, me hearties!

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Let's hope she's seaworthy, eh?

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Yes, sir. Yeah.

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Boat... Boat jokes.

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-Yeah, yeah.
-Boat, yeah.

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-We're on a boat.
-Yeah. We're on a boat.

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(ALL CHUCKLE)

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SOREN: Hey, we got
a famous person on board, huh?

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BRYCE: FP in the house.

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DAVE: Barely F anymore,
though. It's not 1998.

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BRYCE: He's a P, and he's F.

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Oh, my God. Check it out.

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GEORGE: Hey, aren't you supposed
to be running interference for me?

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Make sure people don't bother me, then?

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God, we both know you were not bothered.

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MARGOT: I saw all his movies
when I was a kid.

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FELICITY: Hey, listen.

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Apparently, he's a big foodie.
You know, thinks he is.

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WAITER: Chef Slowik
would like to welcome you

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with a raw local oyster
in a mignonette emulsion,

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with lemon caviar
and an oyster leaf. Enjoy.

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-Beautiful. Thank you.
-Thank you.

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It's one of his classics. Mmm-mmm.

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The lemon pearls are made with alginate.

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-Alginate, as in, um...
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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As in algae. Come on.

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Right, yeah.

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-Pond scum.
-It's not...

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Delicious. (CHUCKLES)

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(CHUCKLES HAPPILY)

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Oh, my God.

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It's laughable.

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It's actually ****ing laughably good.

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-It's good.
-Mmm.

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Think I prefer just the oyster, though.
Love oysters.

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No. No. It's the balance of the products.

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You need the mouthfeel of the mignonette.

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Please don't say "mouthfeel."

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-Too late. Mouthfeel.
-(CHUCKLES)

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(SHIP HORN BLARES)

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(INTENSE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Hi.

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LILLIAN: Thank you.

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Jesus, this is like prom.

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Yeah? I never went to prom.

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-Really? Why not?
-(MUSIC FADES)

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'Cause none of the cool girls
like you said, "Yes."

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Aw, poor baby.

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-Well, **** those *****es.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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-Bryce.
-Welcome.

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Welcome, Mr. Lorimer.

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-Hello. Felicity Lynn.
-ELSA: Hello. Good evening.

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-And Damien Garcia.
-ELSA: And Mr. George Diaz.

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-Mr. Diaz. Welcome.
-You gave my real name?

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Of course I gave them your real name.

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-What about the paparazzi?
-It's a pleasure to have you.

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Paparazzi? We're on an island.

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Of course I gave them your real name.

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Welcome to Hawthorn.

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Mr. Ledford and Miss Westervelt?

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(STUTTERS) Oh, no. Um...

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Sorry, yeah, no. That was, uh...

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That's not Miss...
She had a change of plans,

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so Miss Westervelt couldn't...
This is Miss...

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I'm Margot.

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-Hi. Nice to meet you.
-(TYLER CLEARS THROAT)

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Margot. Welcome.

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We'll endeavor to make your evening
as pleasant as possible.

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-Thanks.
-Right this way.

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Thanks.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

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That was really awkward.
I'm sorry. That was not...

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-No, no. Fine.
-(SIGHS)

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Don't worry about it.

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TYLER: (CLEARS THROAT) Sorry.

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ELSA: Mr. Leibrandt.
Mrs. Leibrandt. Welcome.

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RICHARD: We'll just go straight
to the restaurant, if you don't mind.

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ANNE: We've seen the tour
many, many times.

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ELSA: Yes, yes, you have.

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My esteemed guests
can continue their conversation this way.

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Thank you. Please follow me.

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So, like, what are you working on now?

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Oh, hey, thanks for asking.
See, people still know me.

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I'm moving into
the presenter phase of my career.

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You know? Do me.

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ELSA: Hawthorn Island
comprises 12 acres of forest and pasture.

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We have the bounty
of the sea surrounding us.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Out there, right now,
we are harvesting scallops.

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You'll eat them tonight.

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-No, get out. Oh, shoot!
-Yes.

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Hey! (LAUGHING)

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Hey, harvest harder, me dude!

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We're starving!

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Oh, my goodness.

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I do like the sense of it
being a sort of biome of culinary ideas.

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Right. Like, it functions like
an epicurean salon.

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No, I like biome better I think.

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Biome's better. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's... Yeah.

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MARGOT: We have reached
the base camp of Mount Bullshit.

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This is insane. (CHUCKLES)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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Smell that.

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BOTH: Mmm.

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SOREN: We're gonna be hungry.

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GEORGE: Yeah, I'm a huge
embarrassing foodie.

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I love this stuff.

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And I'm close, personal
friends with the chef.

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SOREN: Okay, player.

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ELSA: Our smokehouse
is in the Nordic tradition.

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We use the meat of dairy cows only,

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which we age for an astonishing 152 days
to relax the protein strands.

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BRYCE: Ah, yes. Yes.
TED: Can we pop in here?

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-Dude, I read about one of these online.
-Oh, yeah? Can I check it out?

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-DAVE: Korean barbeque.
-Yes.

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But please, do not touch our proteins.
They're immature.

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So, what happens if
you serve it on the 153rd day?

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Does all hell break loose, or...

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Well, I suppose the bacteria
would introduce itself

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to the consumer's bloodstream
and spread into their spinal membranes,

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after which point, he or she
would become incapacitated

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and shortly thereafter expire.

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So, yes, all hell would break loose.

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(ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)

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Good thing we're pros, yes?

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GEORGE: I'd like to work for her.

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SOREN: Yeah.
DAVE: Cool.

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ELSA: This is where we live.

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BRYCE: Yeah? What, you actually live here?
All of you?

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ELSA: All of us.

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Except Chef.

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-Yeah, well...
-LILLIAN: Oof.

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Esprit de corps. No?

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ELSA: No, Mr. Feldman.
It's very much more than that.

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Here we are family.

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Each day starts at 6:00,
with five hours of prep work.

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We harvest. We ferment.

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We slaughter. We marinate.

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We liquify. We spherify.

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We gel.

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-They, um... They "gel?"
-Yeah.

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We gel.

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Dinner is typically
four hours and 25 minutes.

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Each day ends at well past
2:00 in the morning.

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So yes, it's best that we all live here.

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You guys ever get burned out, or...

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-"Burned out?"
-Yeah, sorry, sorry.

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Like, tired of doing the same thing?

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Chef holds himself
to the highest standard, and so do we.

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We never burn anything unless by design,
to make delicious.

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Now, who's hungry?

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MARGOT: There is food
at the end of this, right?

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TED: Boat food to dinner table.

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Elsa.

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Excuse me.

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Elsa. Elsa, hi.

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Uh, who lives there?

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Chef.

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Oh, can we see that?

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Even we are not allowed
inside Chef's cottage, Mr. Ledford.

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MARGOT: (SHUSHES) Come on.

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We mustn't disturb
the Lord High Emperor of Sustenance.

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Yeah, all right.

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Isn't the GOAT the greatest of
all time, though?

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No, no, no. Back in the day...

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GEORGE: You think he'd pick that big guy?

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

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So, I think that maybe
we'll just time the post.

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Oh, yeah? Bring you to the best spots?

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FELICITY: Yes, well,
I book the best spots.

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-So you tell me.
-GEORGE: With my name.

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FELICITY: Well, I...

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Hi, again.

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BRYCE: Gentlemen, parfait?

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FELICITY: Oh! Look at that view.

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Wanna take a picture?

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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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SOREN: Where we going, chief?

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Here. Switch seats with me.

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-Miss...
-Mills.

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Ms. Mills. You will be sitting
in Miss Westervelt's seat.

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RICHARD: Just...
You should have the better view.

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ANNE: Well, I don't... (STUTTERS)

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I don't need a better view.

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RICHARD: No,
I'm gonna look at the kitchen.

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MARGOT: Thank you!
RICHARD: The rosé, we'll get first.

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Enjoy.

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ELSA: Feel free to observe
the cooks as they innovate.

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But please, do not photograph our dishes.

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Chef strongly feels that
the beauty in his creations

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lies in their ephemeral nature.

246
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Here, come on. We can't miss this.

247
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,884
MARGOT: Oh. Um...

248
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,388
Do you make that with a Pacojet?

249
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,580
-Exactly right, sir.
-Mmm.

250
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,796
You know, a Pacojet can produce
a powderized, uh, snow-like texture.

251
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,165
-Cool.
-Yeah. I have one.

252
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,167
You really know your stuff, Mr. Ledford.

253
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,669
You know my name?

254
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,705
Oh, we like to know
everyone who dines with us.

255
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,241
And Chef, is he around here somewhere?
I'd love to talk with him.

256
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,843
Why don't you take your seat?

257
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,512
We're about to serve.

258
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,148
Oh, right. Yeah, okay. Thank you.

259
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,484
-TYLER: Wow.
-More Lambrusco, madam?

260
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,886
TYLER: Well, the attention
to detail, it's like, ****!

261
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,540
And he knew my name, babe!

262
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,589
Yeah. I noticed you didn't ask his name.

263
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,690
Yeah, well, you know.

264
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,394
(SHUSHES)

265
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,495
TYLER: There he is.

266
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,743
**** me. Is he looking at me?

267
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,385
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

268
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:09,696
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

269
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,350
TED: Bland? You call that bland?
LILLIAN: Well, it is bland.

270
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,302
SOREN: You like the winter, don't you?

271
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,604
DAVE: I don't actually...
SOREN: ****ing freak.

272
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,973
SERVER: Here we have a compressed
and pickled cucumber melon,

273
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:21,908
milk snow, and charred lace.

274
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,430
-SOREN: Thanks.
-Enjoy.

275
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:28,480
Oh! This ongoing obsession with snow.

276
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,717
It's officially a plague,
and no one is immune.

277
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,323
Can you taste a little goat?

278
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,426
Right at the end. A little kid.

279
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,560
She said milk.

280
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,228
I wonder.

281
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,264
-She did not say of what species.
-TED: She did not.

282
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,598
FELICITY: I want to hear
your pitch for the show,

283
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,680
but first I would like to say "thank you"

284
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,700
-for the last two years.
-(PHONE CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

285
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,720
FELICITY: This opportunity has been, uh...

286
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,306
GEORGE: The best of your life?

287
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,908
Let's have to many, many, many more.

288
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,310
Come on. I'm trying to do a goodbye toast.
Can you please just let me do that?

289
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,945
-No, it ain't. No, it ain't.
-Yes, it is.

290
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,847
-I'm starting a new position.
-Oh, my God!

291
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,749
FELICITY: My mom got me a job at Sony.

292
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,117
I told you this two weeks ago.

293
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,190
Here's my, uh, work phone.

294
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,210
Here's the production
company's credit card.

295
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,456
What are you doin'? Non-transferrable.

296
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,791
And here is the key to your house in LA...

297
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,860
-I don't have pockets.
-...your apartment in New York

298
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,290
and your other apartment in New York
that your wife doesn't know about.

299
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,197
BRYCE: How's Amanda?

300
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,298
FELICITY: Take it because
I won't be there on Monday.

301
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,133
(CHUCKLES) We're doing this?

302
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,267
The "talking about our lives" thing?

303
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,269
-Is that it? We're close?
-Hey, I don't want to either.

304
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,271
-But shouldn't we?
-DAVE: Well, do we have to?

305
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,608
Well, not good, Bryce. Okay?

306
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,777
Me and Amanda are not good. It's not good.

307
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,112
BRYCE: Are you at fault?

308
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,813
No, it was her fault.
She made me text her coworker.

309
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,949
Yeah, ****ing of course
it's my fault, bro.

310
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,217
I'm an ***hole.

311
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,551
Well, at least we have work.

312
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,620
-DAVE: And money.
-To work and money.

313
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,220
-DAVE: Yeah, baby.
-Yeah, baby.

314
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,289
We're pathetic, aren't we?

315
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,891
SOREN: Oh, my God, dude.
Somebody, shoot us.

316
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,962
(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)

317
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,830
FELICITY: (IN ENGLISH)
No, I'm not gonna have...

318
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,399
Jesus Christ. I want to live
inside this thing.

319
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:56,569
Mmm. So it's okay
that I'm not as into this as you are?

320
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,704
Oh, no, no. It's good.

321
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,372
I'm sitting with the coolest girl here.

322
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,541
Okay, so what is it with this food thing?

323
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,878
I don't know. It's like,
you know how people idolize,

324
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,513
you know, athletes, and musicians,

325
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,381
-and painters, and stuff?
-Mmm-hmm.

326
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,684
Yeah, those people are idiots.
What they do, it doesn't matter.

327
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,353
They play with inflatable balls
and ukuleles and shit.

328
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,654
Chefs,

329
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,990
they play with the raw materials
of life itself.

330
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,725
And death itself. It's...

331
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,929
I mean, I've watched every ****ing episode
of Chef's Table two or three times.

332
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,764
I've watched Slowik's 20 times.

333
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,935
I've watched him explain the exact moment
a green strawberry is perfectly unripe.

334
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:30,904
I've watched him plate a raw scallop

335
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,406
during its last
dying contraction of muscle.

336
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,342
It's art on the edge of the abyss,

337
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,410
which is where God works, too.
It's the same.

338
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,245
That was beautifully put, Tyler.

339
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,214
-Stop. Don't. No.
-No! I'm being serious.

340
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,617
I think I'm, um, starting to get it.

341
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,419
-Really?
-Yeah. A little.

342
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,427
(BELL DINGS)

343
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,432
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

344
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,108
Okay.

345
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,242
Yes, Chef.

346
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,578
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

347
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,393
(CLASSICAL MUSIC FADES)

348
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,935
SLOWIK: Good evening.

349
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,470
Good evening.

350
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,720
-Good evening. Hello.
-GEORGE: Hello.

351
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,474
Welcome to Hawthorn.

352
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,510
I am Julian Slowik,

353
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,790
and tonight it'll be
our pleasure to feed you.

354
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,414
The curtain rises.

355
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,818
SLOWIK: Over the next few hours
you will ingest fat,

356
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,855
salt, sugar, protein,

357
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,858
bacteria, fungi,

358
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,494
various plants and animals,

359
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,698
and, at times, entire ecosystems.

360
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,635
But I have to beg of you one thing.

361
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:09,703
It's just one.

362
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,472
Do not eat.

363
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,607
Is he serious?

364
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,209
Taste.

365
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,212
Savor.

366
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,313
Relish.

367
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,500
Consider every morsel
that you place inside your mouth.

368
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,220
Be mindful.

369
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,622
But do not eat.

370
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,127
Our menu is too precious
for that. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

371
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,328
And look around you.

372
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,198
Here we are on this island.

373
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,367
Accept.

374
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,136
Accept all of it.

375
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,239
And forgive.

376
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,509
And on that note,

377
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,378
food!

378
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,913
GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. Bring it, bring it.

379
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,516
Here they come.

380
00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:00,320
LILLIAN: Oh, wow.
It's like a marching band.

381
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:06,926
SLOWIK: Our first course
is called "The Island."

382
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:09,362
On your plate are plants
from around the island,

383
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,531
placed on rocks from the shore,

384
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,234
covered in barely frozen,
filtered seawater

385
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,770
which will flavor the dish as it melts.

386
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,938
You know, this is what the guy
was fishing for earlier...

387
00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:20,400
SLOWIK: Sorry?

388
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,442
TYLER: Um...

389
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,244
Sorry, Chef.

390
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,715
It's perfectly all right.
Yes, they are those very same scallops.

391
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,185
Now, here is what you must
remember about this dish.

392
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,189
We, the people on this island,
are not important.

393
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:41,795
The island and the nutrients it provides
exist in their most perfect state

394
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:46,900
without us gathering them
or manipulating them, or digesting them.

395
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,870
What happens inside this room
is meaningless

396
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,973
compared to what happens
outside in nature,

397
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,576
in the soil, in the water,

398
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,244
in the air.

399
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,949
We are but a frightened nanosecond.

400
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:06,953
Nature is timeless.

401
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,390
Enjoy.

402
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,659
(GUESTS CLAPPING)

403
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,893
That's a cheery thought.

404
00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:15,729
(SNIFFLES)

405
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,631
Are you crying?

406
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,736
It's just that I find it all very moving.

407
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,237
It's all so beautiful. I just...

408
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,239
It's almost too beautiful to eat.

409
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,142
-(PHONE CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
-MARGOT: You know,

410
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,177
the nicest restaurant
in my hometown was...

411
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,746
You don't think Chef's mad at me, right?

412
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:34,914
For the scallop thing?

413
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,983
You don't have to call him "Chef," Tyler.

414
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,419
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know
about your existence.

415
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,854
I kind of want him to...

416
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,957
-Like you? (CHUCKLES)
-Yeah. Kinda.

417
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,325
Tyler, you're the customer.

418
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,293
You're paying him to serve you.

419
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,296
It doesn't really matter
whether he likes you or not.

420
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,698
Right. Wait. What does that mean?

421
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,932
Mmm. Nothing.

422
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,835
Relax. Just eat your rock.

423
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,538
And to pair, from our friends
at Caroline Morey,

424
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,206
a Chassagne-Montrachet

425
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,876
premier cru from 2014.

426
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,145
Not just a single vineyard.

427
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,180
A single row of vines.

428
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,948
-Wow. Perfect.
-It's magical.

429
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,985
TED: Thoughts?
I'm really feeling this is quite...

430
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,220
It's half-great. It's there in moments.

431
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,321
There in moments.

432
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,223
There's a neediness
to the plating, you know.

433
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,725
I mean, it's been tweezered to ****.

434
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,127
But the flavors are there.
It's very clean.

435
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,329
It's very, um, thalassic.

436
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,232
-"Thalassic?"
-Oceanic.

437
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,168
Thalassa was the primeval
spirit of the sea.

438
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,369
Oh, Thalassa and Pontus.

439
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,237
-Yes, yes, yes.
-Correct. So, we are...

440
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:34,541
We're eating the ocean.

441
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,843
We're eating the ocean.

442
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,311
-Yeah.
-Yes.

443
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,183
-FELICITY: How is it?
-Mmm.

444
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,185
It's good.

445
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,320
You can't just say "good"
for the show. You have to...

446
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,588
You have to embellish.

447
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,524
Oh, my God. For crying out loud.
It's not brain surgery, okay?

448
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,827
-It's a goddamn travel-food show.
-I know. Okay, so then, do it.

449
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,396
Yeah, yeah. So pitch it to me.

450
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,398
-Okay, so we go to Italy, right?
-FELICITY: Mmm-hmm.

451
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:03,203
We shoot me in capri pants
on a pastel green Vespa,

452
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:06,573
driving around to get
to some Giuseppe's farm with cheese.

453
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,420
I eat the cheese, and then...

454
00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:10,343
There's a close-up of me.

455
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:14,214
And I close my eyes, and I fake an orgasm,
and then off to South Africa,

456
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:18,180
and then, I maybe...
I talk about how racism is not so cool,

457
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,953
and bingo bongo, Emmy time.

458
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,221
-That's it?
-Okay? Can I eat now?

459
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,523
That's what you're gonna pitch
to three streaming services on Monday?

460
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,591
Yeah. Pretty much. That's that.

461
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,626
Yeah. Jesus ****ing Christ.
That's a disaster.

462
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,928
I don't think you can go
to South Africa with a DUI.

463
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,731
-SOREN: You like this?
-The otter food?

464
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:32,966
Yeah. It's solid.

465
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:34,434
SOREN: I mean,
I've had shellfish just as good

466
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,103
with my chef at home, Ricardo.
You know Ricardo. He's amazing.

467
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,571
BRYCE: Incredible.
SOREN: Whatever.

468
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,273
At least we can say
we've been here, right?

469
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,709
My dad used to say
that you buy the experience.

470
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,147
RICHARD: I mean, this looks like
a suburban landscaping.

471
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,615
What the ****?

472
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,220
I saw Perry at DeLaurenti's the other day.

473
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,627
Oh?

474
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,830
How is he?

475
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:06,933
You know...

476
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,468
Perry.

477
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,573
Thank you.

478
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,478
SLOWIK: I want plating in five!

479
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,779
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

480
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,920
(BELL DINGS)

481
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,792
(CLAPS)

482
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:34,994
Is he gonna keep doing that?

483
00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:40,667
Bread has existed in some form
for over 12,000 years,

484
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,300
especially amongst the poor.

485
00:21:44,204 --> 00:21:45,271
Flour and water.

486
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:46,973
What could be simpler?

487
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:52,545
Even today, grain represents
65% of all agriculture.

488
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,815
Fruits and vegetables only 6%.

489
00:21:56,783 --> 00:22:02,355
Ancient Greek peasants dipped their stale,
measly bread in wine for breakfast.

490
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,692
And how did Jesus teach us to pray

491
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,395
-if not to beg for our daily bread?
-Beg for our daily bread.

492
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,966
It is, and has always been,
the food of the common man.

493
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,137
But you, my dear guests,
are not the common man.

494
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,204
And so tonight...

495
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:20,740
...you get no bread.

496
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,800
(BELL DINGS)

497
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,685
LILLIAN: He must be joking.
TED: He's joking.

498
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:32,886
(GUESTS LAUGH)

499
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,560
-This is next-level.
-FELICITY: How are you not gonna...

500
00:22:36,156 --> 00:22:37,157
Wow, he's not kidding.

501
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,826
Not gonna serve bread at a restaurant
known for their bread. That's sweet.

502
00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:40,927
-What?
-ANNE: Thank you.

503
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,730
It's not a fake-out, is it?

504
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,565
-What?
-TED: No.

505
00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:47,701
It's gotta be a bit.

506
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,370
Are you ****in' serious?

507
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,605
SLOWIK: In this spirit,

508
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:56,543
please enjoy
the unaccompanied accompaniments.

509
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,120
FELICITY: "The bread
you will not be eating tonight

510
00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:01,781
"was made from a heritage wheat
called red fife,

511
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,685
"crafted with our partners
at the Tehachapi Grain Project

512
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,520
"devoted to preserving heirloom grains."

513
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,456
-This is insane.
-GEORGE: Mmm!

514
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:13,393
I gotta say that the shit around
the total absence of the bread

515
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,428
is, like, really good.

516
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,640
I mean, it's a little outrageous,
isn't it?

517
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,934
It's fiendish, really.

518
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:25,105
I mean, he's always been keenly aware
of food as a history of class...

519
00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:26,706
I mean, as have I.

520
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:27,774
Sure.

521
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:34,414
Though I will say that this emulsion
does look slightly split.

522
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:35,982
TED: Yeah.

523
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:39,452
I mean, I wasn't gonna say anything.
I noticed as soon as it came down.

524
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,421
It's broken. It's broken.

525
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:44,391
Yeah, which is really...
I mean, you really...

526
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:50,630
You really shouldn't see that in
a restaurant of this quality. There it is.

527
00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:51,464
-Well, there it is.
-Yeah.

528
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,834
Oh, my God. I mean,
it's next-level badassery.

529
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,137
The way he weaves in
historical allegories.

530
00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,240
I mean, the game is trying to guess
what the overarching theme

531
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,574
of the entire meal is gonna be.

532
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:02,909
You won't know until the end.

533
00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:05,178
Wait. You... You like this?

534
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,413
Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

535
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,810
He's basically insulting you.

536
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,483
No, no, no. You don't get it.

537
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,618
It's a concept.

538
00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:13,486
I know what a concept is, Tyler.

539
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:14,954
Trust me. He's telling a story.

540
00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:16,489
That's what makes his food so exciting.

541
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:19,125
He's not just a chef. He's a storyteller.

542
00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:20,627
And he doesn't give a ****
about the rules.

543
00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:22,796
Call me the girl next door,
but maybe there are some rules

544
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,298
that you should give a **** about,
like, I don't know,

545
00:24:25,365 --> 00:24:27,133
giving food to people at a restaurant.

546
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:32,380
Dearest, no one would ever
call you the girl next door.

547
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,506
LILLIAN: I make my own bread.

548
00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,175
-You do? I didn't know that.
-Yeah.

549
00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:37,177
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's very rustic.

550
00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:39,379
It's peasant style. Yeasty.

551
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,214
What kind of yeast are you using?

552
00:24:42,282 --> 00:24:43,883
Oh, I make my own from apples.

553
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,353
Well, of course you make
your own yeast from apples.

554
00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:49,550
-You wicked thing.
-(ELSA CLEARS THROAT)

555
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,124
-ELSA: Ms. Bloom?
-Mmm?

556
00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:53,293
ELSA: Here is another broken emulsion.

557
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,620
Courtesy of Chef Slowik.

558
00:24:56,463 --> 00:24:58,231
(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)

559
00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:02,802
SOREN: Hello.
BRYCE: Excuse me.

560
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,471
Is everything to your liking, sir?

561
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:07,407
Well, actually, no. Thanks for asking.

562
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,509
Uh, I mean, look, the food's great

563
00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,478
and we totally
get all the conceptual stuff.

564
00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:13,380
But could we please get a little bread?

565
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,482
You know, and some gluten-free
for my friend as well?

566
00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:16,649
-No.
-(AMUSING MUSIC STOPS)

567
00:25:17,484 --> 00:25:18,485
"No?"

568
00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:20,186
No.

569
00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:21,921
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Okay.

570
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:25,250
This is all very clever,
and I didn't want to pull this card,

571
00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:28,280
but you know who we are, right?

572
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:29,863
Yes.

573
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,980
You do? You know who we are?

574
00:25:32,432 --> 00:25:33,433
I know who you are.

575
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:36,569
Mmm-hmm. Then you know
we work with Doug Verrick, right?

576
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:38,672
No, you work for Mr. Verrick.

577
00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:40,407
-Exactly.
-Oh, **** it.

578
00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:43,243
And so you know,
we all play on the same team.

579
00:25:43,343 --> 00:25:46,460
So, just slip us a little bread.

580
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,248
-Please.
-We won't tell a soul, lady.

581
00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:50,250
-I promise, okay?
-No.

582
00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:53,219
-(SOREN SIGHS)
-Did you say, "No?"

583
00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:55,188
I said, "No." Yes.

584
00:25:55,255 --> 00:25:56,356
-Okay.
-Okay.

585
00:25:56,423 --> 00:25:57,691
-Wow.
-Okay.

586
00:25:58,191 --> 00:25:59,759
That will be all, though. Thanks.

587
00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:02,195
May I?

588
00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,364
You don't have to do... Okay.

589
00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:10,700
(WHISPERING) You will eat
less than you desire

590
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,738
and more than you deserve.

591
00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:15,809
It's a pleasure to serve you.

592
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,312
TED: Well, I remain in ketosis,
so that's good news.

593
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:22,549
TYLER: Without the bread,
it really focuses you.

594
00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:25,850
It's so ****ing good. Embalm me in this.

595
00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,988
-Are you not gonna try it?
-No.

596
00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:30,323
-No?
-No.

597
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:31,424
This is great stuff.

598
00:26:31,491 --> 00:26:33,593
-I'll take it and eat it.
-Yeah, go for it.

599
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,395
(ALL GASP)

600
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,230
TYLER: That was a total accident.

601
00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:38,932
MARGOT: It happens to the best of us.

602
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:42,736
TYLER: I'm...

603
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,838
I'm sorry. That was...

604
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,139
No, I'm so sorry.

605
00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:50,910
You haven't touched your food.

606
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:53,179
There...

607
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,647
There is no food.

608
00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:56,916
Well, no. This is food.

609
00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:01,287
So, um, lots more food to come.

610
00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:03,123
-Don't wanna fill up.
-That would not be possible.

611
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,959
I've precisely designed
the portions to account for that.

612
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:08,128
So, (CHUCKLES) you won't fill up.

613
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:09,696
Please eat.

614
00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:12,365
The menu only makes sense if you eat.

615
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:13,767
But you told us not to eat.

616
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,970
That is not what I meant, madam.
And you know it.

617
00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:21,410
Well, thank you for your concern,

618
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:24,344
but I am perfectly capable
of deciding when I eat and what.

619
00:27:29,182 --> 00:27:30,183
Thank you.

620
00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:33,319
Christ, that was humiliating.

621
00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:34,788
MARGOT: "Humiliating?"
TYLER: Yeah.

622
00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:36,489
MARGOT: Tyler, the guy is a prick.

623
00:27:36,556 --> 00:27:37,624
TYLER: Please don't.

624
00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:40,360
You shouldn't be so ****ing rude.

625
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,896
MARGOT: What?
TYLER: He asked you to eat.

626
00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,364
MARGOT: I don't like it.
TYLER: Just try it.

627
00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:45,465
Please.

628
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,668
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

629
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,676
Plating in three, my friends!

630
00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:57,811
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

631
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,516
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

632
00:28:15,228 --> 00:28:16,930
(CLASSICAL MUSIC FADES)

633
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:20,834
SOMMELIER: That's a 2013
Pinot Noir from Ross Cobb.

634
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,269
We hyper-decanted it
with an immersion blender

635
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,171
to awaken it from its slumber.

636
00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:26,239
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

637
00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:29,409
Slavonian oak, rich cherry
and tobacco notes,

638
00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:33,380
and a faint sense of longing and regret.

639
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,216
-Yes. Enjoy.
-MARGOT: Longing and regret.

640
00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:37,917
My favorite.

641
00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:44,257
ANNE: She's staring again.

642
00:28:44,357 --> 00:28:45,525
Where do we know her from?

643
00:28:45,592 --> 00:28:46,726
We don't.

644
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:50,130
Well, she really does look like Claire.

645
00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,650
Why do you keep saying that? She doesn't.

646
00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:54,670
You don't think so?

647
00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:55,602
She's nothing like our Claire.

648
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,205
That same faraway face.

649
00:28:59,272 --> 00:29:00,940
Can we not obsess? Please?

650
00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:04,911
I know. Hypothetically,
if you were leaving...

651
00:29:04,978 --> 00:29:06,446
-FELICITY: Right.
-...which you're not...

652
00:29:06,546 --> 00:29:08,748
-FELICITY: Mmm-hmm.
-...what would you be leaving for?

653
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:10,650
Associate Development Co-Exec.

654
00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:12,252
And what the hell is that?

655
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:16,990
It's in development, so I'd be developing
or helping to develop things...

656
00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:18,625
Why would that be better
than working for me?

657
00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:20,930
Well, because there's a future there.

658
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,628
-It's a corporate...
-Right. Right.

659
00:29:21,728 --> 00:29:23,963
A different kind of future.
Does that make sense?

660
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,650
At the corporate...

661
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:26,499
Thank God it's all
just hypothetical anyway.

662
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:27,934
(SLOWIK CLAPS)

663
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,700
The next course is called "Memory."

664
00:29:30,503 --> 00:29:32,238
And that is what it's meant to evoke.

665
00:29:32,739 --> 00:29:33,740
A memory.

666
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,942
So, let me tell you a memory of mine.

667
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,245
When I was growing up,
a child in Waterloo, Iowa,

668
00:29:39,312 --> 00:29:42,150
Tuesday was taco night.

669
00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:43,416
GEORGE: Oh, yeah!

670
00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:44,517
Taco Tuesday!

671
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,286
-GEORGE: Yeah!
-(GUESTS LAUGH)

672
00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:48,688
And this, here, this lady here.

673
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:49,923
This is my mother.

674
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,524
(GUESTS EXCLAIM)

675
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,260
As you can see, she's rather drunk.

676
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,829
-(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
-This is not unusual.

677
00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:57,964
When I was seven years old,

678
00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:01,468
one Tuesday, my father
came home quite drunk.

679
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,370
Really drunk.

680
00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:05,939
Also, not unusual.

681
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,609
My mother grew angry and screamed at him,

682
00:30:09,676 --> 00:30:12,779
at which point,
he proceeded to wrap a telephone cord

683
00:30:12,846 --> 00:30:14,514
around her neck and pull it tight.

684
00:30:15,682 --> 00:30:16,716
I wept.

685
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,352
I screamed, I begged him to stop.

686
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:20,954
To make him stop,

687
00:30:21,788 --> 00:30:25,458
I finally had to stab him in the thigh
with kitchen scissors.

688
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,498
You remember that, Mother, don't you?

689
00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:35,468
Now, I suppose I should've
stabbed him in the throat that evening.

690
00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:38,672
But we're not so smart when we're young.

691
00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:41,174
It was, as you can imagine,

692
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,177
as a very memorable taco night.

693
00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:48,480
-GEORGE: Oh, thank God he didn't.
-I mean, what the **** was that?

694
00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:49,983
-Theatrical.
-FELICITY: You liked that?

695
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,319
Yeah, it's a backstory to what
makes him a chef artist.

696
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,389
Dude, that guy's got some
really dark sense of humor, bro.

697
00:30:56,489 --> 00:30:57,657
GEORGE: He's such an intense dude.

698
00:31:00,193 --> 00:31:02,395
SLOWIK: So, here you have

699
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:06,199
house-smoked Bresse
chicken thigh al pastor

700
00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:09,200
and our own tortillas
made with heirloom masa,

701
00:31:09,690 --> 00:31:11,905
-one of Hawthorn's signature dishes.
-Thank you.

702
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:15,175
SLOWIK: We change our menu constantly,
but, as Ms. Bloom knows,

703
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,677
this has been a staple since day one.

704
00:31:18,411 --> 00:31:20,460
It's what you once said...

705
00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:21,715
Put you on the map.

706
00:31:21,781 --> 00:31:23,830
SLOWIK: Put me on the map.

707
00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:25,552
Precisely what map would that be...

708
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:27,120
I wonder.

709
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:31,257
Anyways, because we're always innovating,
and we fear irrelevance,

710
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,294
an update to a classic.

711
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:38,798
The images on the tortillas have been made
using a laser-engraving machine.

712
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:40,200
It's the first time we've used it.

713
00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:45,138
We hope this taco night evokes
strong memories for us all.

714
00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:46,239
Enjoy.

715
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,375
(LILLIAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

716
00:31:49,809 --> 00:31:51,911
Well, of course he had to do a taco.

717
00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:53,747
TED: Here you are.

718
00:31:56,490 --> 00:31:57,500
What are they, Lil?

719
00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:58,485
LILLIAN: They're restaurants.

720
00:31:59,886 --> 00:32:00,887
Um...

721
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,659
That I reviewed that all closed.

722
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,761
TED: Oh!

723
00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:09,950
Like a gag, then?

724
00:32:09,162 --> 00:32:10,930
LILLIAN: Um, I think so.

725
00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:12,832
ANNE: Richard, what are these?

726
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,802
Taco things. For the tacos.

727
00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:18,805
No, the pictures. They're all of us.

728
00:32:22,809 --> 00:32:26,780
This one is after you had the melanoma
removed from your forehead.

729
00:32:26,846 --> 00:32:27,981
There's the bandage.

730
00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:29,449
Isn't that nice? They remembered us.

731
00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:31,851
MARGOT: Tyler, is that you?

732
00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:35,210
Yeah. They're all me from tonight
taking ****ing photos.

733
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:37,957
-(TYLER SIGHS)
-Jesus Christ, what's with this guy?

734
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,930
I knew it. He hates me.

735
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,995
God damn it.
I didn't think he'd really mind.

736
00:32:42,950 --> 00:32:44,597
-Should I apologize?
-Apologize for what?

737
00:32:44,664 --> 00:32:46,633
GEORGE: Oh... (LAUGHS)
FELICITY: What?

738
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,202
Calling Doctor Sunshine.

739
00:32:49,703 --> 00:32:51,871
Oh, my God. I forgot
about that one. (LAUGHS)

740
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,707
Dumb part. Bad script.

741
00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:54,808
Fun shoot, though.

742
00:32:54,874 --> 00:32:57,777
Hmm. Maybe it's a joke
'cause you're friends, right?

743
00:32:58,878 --> 00:33:00,647
Yeah, yeah, you know, friends.

744
00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:03,450
I mean, you know, do I have any friends?

745
00:33:05,218 --> 00:33:06,653
SOREN: Wait. Um...

746
00:33:07,187 --> 00:33:08,621
(STAMMERS) Hey, guys, what the ****?

747
00:33:10,123 --> 00:33:11,124
DAVE: Are these...

748
00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:13,960
How did they get these?

749
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:18,365
It's not good.

750
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,668
BRYCE: Uh, excuse me.

751
00:33:23,703 --> 00:33:24,704
(CLEARS THROAT)

752
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:27,207
-Can I help you, sir?
-(CLEARS THROAT)

753
00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:28,541
Yeah. What...

754
00:33:29,242 --> 00:33:30,643
What the hell are these?

755
00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:32,178
These are tortillas.

756
00:33:32,712 --> 00:33:34,247
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

757
00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:36,249
(IN ENGLISH) Yes, and what are these?

758
00:33:36,983 --> 00:33:38,885
These are tortillas

759
00:33:38,985 --> 00:33:41,755
which contain EchoBrite's tax records
and other documents,

760
00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:44,891
showing how your company
has created invoices with fake charges.

761
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,227
How did you get these?

762
00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:50,960
I'm sorry, but Chef
never reveals his recipes.

763
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:52,265
(SCOFFS) Do you know how ****ed you are?

764
00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:55,350
We'll have this place closed
by the morning. Do you understand?

765
00:33:55,602 --> 00:33:58,710
Oh, no, that won't be necessary.

766
00:33:59,272 --> 00:34:00,273
Enjoy.

767
00:34:00,573 --> 00:34:03,760
ANNE: And this is you and...

768
00:34:05,745 --> 00:34:06,846
Who is that woman?

769
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,117
Uh...

770
00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:15,555
(SCOFFS)

771
00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:18,391
Well, how the hell
should I know? It's faked.

772
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:21,861
It's some sort of stupid joke.

773
00:34:21,928 --> 00:34:24,264
SOREN: It's a ****ing taco, okay?
It can't hurt you.

774
00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:26,232
Yeah, a ****ing taco
that might hold up in court.

775
00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:30,236
We have plausible deniability,
and if they try to turn us in...

776
00:34:30,303 --> 00:34:31,304
SOREN: (SNAPS FINGERS) Right!

777
00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:33,573
If they turn us in,
they'd be turning Verrick in.

778
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,241
And then they'd be
just as ****ed as we are.

779
00:34:35,308 --> 00:34:36,443
Right? So, we're fine.

780
00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:38,445
Right?

781
00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:41,548
-Yeah, we're good.
-We're fine. Yeah, **** it.

782
00:34:41,614 --> 00:34:43,450
They can't take your photograph
without your consent. This is insane.

783
00:34:43,550 --> 00:34:44,984
Stop talking and let me think, okay?

784
00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:47,153
I have to make this right somehow.
I have to.

785
00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:48,722
Well, I'll tell you how you make it right.

786
00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:50,757
You send this shit back. Excuse me.

787
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,226
-Excuse me! Sir, hi.
-Hey. Margot! Margot!

788
00:34:54,427 --> 00:34:56,229
Did you just ****ing snap at me?

789
00:34:56,296 --> 00:34:58,164
Do you know how long I've been
trying to get a reservation here?

790
00:34:58,264 --> 00:34:59,566
No, and I don't really care.

791
00:34:59,632 --> 00:35:02,102
You do not send shit back
to this kitchen, you child.

792
00:35:02,635 --> 00:35:04,700
You thank them for
even letting you in the door.

793
00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:06,720
-What did you just call me?
-I called you a child

794
00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:07,173
because you're ****ing acting like it.

795
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,476
Tyler, you need to apologize
to me right now.

796
00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:10,577
You cannot speak to me that way.

797
00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:13,130
Actually, I can because,
ding dong, I'm the one who's paying.

798
00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:14,514
So maybe, shut up and eat.

799
00:35:17,350 --> 00:35:19,185
Mmm. Oh, my God.

800
00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:22,822
Oh, my God.

801
00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:25,592
This is incredible. You have to try this.

802
00:35:25,658 --> 00:35:28,161
No, thanks. Don't let me interrupt.

803
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:36,360
Miss Mills?

804
00:35:37,337 --> 00:35:38,505
How can I assist you?

805
00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:41,207
Just looking for the ladies' room.

806
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:42,308
Right this way.

807
00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:45,278
Thank you.

808
00:35:46,546 --> 00:35:47,981
What's behind that silver door?

809
00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:50,283
Something very special.

810
00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:05,131
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)

811
00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:20,800
(LIGHTER CLICKS)

812
00:36:23,883 --> 00:36:25,585
(DOOR UNLOCKING)

813
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:26,986
No, you can't...

814
00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:33,526
(DOOR CLOSES, LOCK CLICKS)

815
00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:34,661
You shouldn't be in here.

816
00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:37,364
I'd like to know specifically what it was

817
00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:40,200
about the last course
that you did not enjoy.

818
00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:42,680
You've barely eaten the food.

819
00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:43,169
Why?

820
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,439
I need to know. Why don't you eat?

821
00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:47,741
Why do you care?

822
00:36:47,841 --> 00:36:51,440
I take my work very seriously,
and you're not eating.

823
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:53,546
And that wounds me.

824
00:37:08,428 --> 00:37:10,764
I guess I'm just not very hungry.

825
00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:13,533
I've told you who I am.

826
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,202
I'm Julian Slowik, and I am the chef here.

827
00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:17,637
Now, who are you?

828
00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:23,410
I'll ask again. Who are you?

829
00:37:23,476 --> 00:37:24,644
I'm Margot Mills.

830
00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:27,247
So, where are you from, Margot?

831
00:37:28,114 --> 00:37:30,316
I'm from Grand Island, Nebraska.

832
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:32,452
Now, does that make you feel better?

833
00:37:32,552 --> 00:37:34,554
You want the address for Mom's
trailer park, you ***hole?

834
00:37:34,621 --> 00:37:36,723
No, it's not who you want me
to think you are.

835
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:39,590
Who are you?

836
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:41,494
I am Margot.

837
00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:44,798
You shouldn't be here tonight.

838
00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:47,434
Please get the **** out of my way.

839
00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:52,439
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

840
00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:00,447
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

841
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,856
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

842
00:38:15,929 --> 00:38:17,964
Still very theatrical, but minimalist,

843
00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:19,966
like the Japanese,
the "minimirasuto" style.

844
00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:21,340
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

845
00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:23,300
LILLIAN: But he was being playful, right?

846
00:38:23,103 --> 00:38:24,137
TED: Yes.

847
00:38:24,204 --> 00:38:25,438
LILLIAN: I mean,
let's talk about the tacos.

848
00:38:25,505 --> 00:38:27,207
It's a dialogue. It's playful.

849
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,150
(SLOWIK CLAPS)

850
00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:38,451
I'm excited.

851
00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:40,153
We're ready for our next course,

852
00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:42,222
-which I think you'll find...
-Excuse me.

853
00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:44,570
But what the hell is going on here?

854
00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,659
Would you just let me finish, please?
That okay?

855
00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:49,620
Thank you.

856
00:38:50,563 --> 00:38:54,901
Ladies and gentlemen,
please meet sous-chef Jeremy Louden.

857
00:38:55,702 --> 00:38:57,537
(CLAPPING)

858
00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:02,475
Jeremy created the next dish.

859
00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:04,911
It's called "The Mess."

860
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:07,847
Originally from Sparks, Nevada,

861
00:39:07,914 --> 00:39:11,384
Jeremy studied at the Culinary Institute
in Hyde Park.

862
00:39:12,218 --> 00:39:15,422
Jeremy's goal, as he wrote
in a heartfelt letter,

863
00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:17,891
was to work for me here at Hawthorn.

864
00:39:19,192 --> 00:39:20,694
Isn't that right, Jeremy?

865
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,429
-Yes, Chef.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)

866
00:39:24,264 --> 00:39:25,832
Jeremy is talented.

867
00:39:27,534 --> 00:39:28,702
He's good.

868
00:39:29,269 --> 00:39:31,438
He's very good. (SNIFFLES)

869
00:39:32,572 --> 00:39:34,240
(CLICKS TONGUE) But he's not great.

870
00:39:35,408 --> 00:39:37,944
He'll never be great.

871
00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:44,500
He desperately wants
my prestige, my job, my talent.

872
00:39:44,951 --> 00:39:48,388
He aspires to greatness,
but he'll never achieve it.

873
00:39:50,690 --> 00:39:51,691
Correct, Jeremy?

874
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,193
Yes, Chef.

875
00:39:53,259 --> 00:39:55,128
Like me at his age,

876
00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:58,598
Jeremy has forsaken everything
to achieve his goals.

877
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,536
Like mine, his life is pressure.

878
00:40:04,304 --> 00:40:06,940
Pressure to put out
the best food in the world.

879
00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:11,745
And even when all goes right,
and the food is perfect,

880
00:40:12,379 --> 00:40:15,248
and the customers are happy,
and the critics are, too,

881
00:40:15,315 --> 00:40:18,118
there is no way to avoid the mess.

882
00:40:19,219 --> 00:40:21,870
The mess you make of your life,

883
00:40:21,621 --> 00:40:24,624
of your body, of your sanity,

884
00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:31,464
by giving everything you have
to pleasing people you will never know.

885
00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:34,134
Jeremy...

886
00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:36,836
...do you like this life?

887
00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:38,672
This life that you dreamed about?

888
00:40:40,507 --> 00:40:41,941
-No, Chef.
-Mmm-hmm.

889
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,276
And do you want my life?

890
00:40:45,178 --> 00:40:46,980
Not my position, nor my talent.

891
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,810
My life.

892
00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:53,190
No, Chef. (BREATH TREMBLING)

893
00:41:01,728 --> 00:41:04,397
Ladies and gentlemen, your fourth course,

894
00:41:04,964 --> 00:41:08,134
-sous-chef Jeremy's The Mess.
-(CLAPPING)

895
00:41:10,537 --> 00:41:13,139
-(GUN FIRES)
-(GUESTS SCREAM)

896
00:41:16,176 --> 00:41:17,677
-GEORGE: ****!
-(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

897
00:41:17,744 --> 00:41:18,912
ANNE: Oh, God!

898
00:41:19,512 --> 00:41:20,547
SOREN: What are you doing?

899
00:41:22,415 --> 00:41:23,483
What's wrong with you?

900
00:41:24,217 --> 00:41:25,318
LILLIAN: The **** is that?

901
00:41:26,986 --> 00:41:28,722
That was a shock.
I didn't see that comin'.

902
00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:30,390
SOREN: What the ****, man?

903
00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:31,925
SLOWIK: Please. Sit. Sit.

904
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:33,193
SOMMELIER: Everything's fine.
SLOWIK: Please, it's all fine.

905
00:41:33,259 --> 00:41:35,195
-What happened?
-It's just part of the menu.

906
00:41:35,261 --> 00:41:36,863
-It's part of the show.
-It's a show?

907
00:41:36,930 --> 00:41:38,498
GEORGE: That's a show? That's not...

908
00:41:38,565 --> 00:41:40,200
This is what you're paying for.

909
00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:41,401
GEORGE: That's a stunt?
(STUTTERS) What was that?

910
00:41:41,501 --> 00:41:43,737
SLOWIK: This is an exclusive experience.

911
00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:44,938
-Please just...
-SOREN: What the ****, man?

912
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,106
...return to your seats.

913
00:41:46,873 --> 00:41:48,241
Thank you so much.

914
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:51,770
DAVE: Is he dead?

915
00:41:51,177 --> 00:41:52,512
FELICITY: It's definitely
a squib or a packed...

916
00:41:52,579 --> 00:41:53,580
-Stay right there.
-Can I invite you

917
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,881
-to sit down, please?
-FELICITY: I've seen them

918
00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,249
-use it before.
-DAVE: It's not funny.

919
00:41:57,183 --> 00:41:58,218
What the ****?

920
00:41:58,284 --> 00:41:59,753
-Is this real?
-BRYCE: What is happening?

921
00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:02,550
GEORGE: It looks so damn real.
LILLIAN: No, no, no.

922
00:42:02,122 --> 00:42:04,290
This is just theater, right?

923
00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:05,725
SOREN: What the ****
are you talking about, lady?

924
00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:07,260
He just ****ing shot himself, okay?

925
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,629
TED: It looked very real, Lillian.
Quite real.

926
00:42:09,729 --> 00:42:11,965
This is... This is just theater.
It's stagecraft.

927
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:13,660
Is it really?

928
00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:14,401
LILLIAN: Yeah. This is what he does.

929
00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:16,102
It's part of the menu.

930
00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:20,540
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

931
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,157
-Eat!
-(GASPS)

932
00:42:41,895 --> 00:42:43,630
Enjoy.

933
00:42:43,129 --> 00:42:44,464
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

934
00:42:50,503 --> 00:42:52,272
Fifth course on order.

935
00:42:52,339 --> 00:42:53,573
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

936
00:42:55,942 --> 00:42:57,344
Tyler, what the hell is going on?

937
00:42:57,444 --> 00:43:00,130
SOMMELIER: And here we have
a biodynamic Cabernet Franc

938
00:43:00,113 --> 00:43:03,316
from our friends at Domaine Breton.

939
00:43:04,117 --> 00:43:08,254
It has no added sulfites,
a bit of barnyard funk,

940
00:43:08,321 --> 00:43:12,250
and just a wonderful match
with roasted proteins. Enjoy.

941
00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:14,527
-We're leaving. Now.
-(STUTTERS) But I have to get my wrap.

942
00:43:14,627 --> 00:43:16,129
-Forget your wrap. Get up.
-But I...

943
00:43:16,196 --> 00:43:17,197
ELSA: Mr. Leibrandt?

944
00:43:17,297 --> 00:43:18,431
-We're leaving.
-Is something wrong?

945
00:43:18,498 --> 00:43:19,532
We're leaving.

946
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,768
There is no boat to leave on.

947
00:43:21,835 --> 00:43:23,300
Then I'll call a helicopter.

948
00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:25,372
That would be very difficult
without phone service.

949
00:43:26,272 --> 00:43:27,273
****ing move.

950
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:29,420
Jesus. Just do what they say,
for God's sake!

951
00:43:29,142 --> 00:43:30,777
I'll handle this.

952
00:43:30,844 --> 00:43:33,513
-Just let me handle this.
-With which hand, Mr. Leibrandt?

953
00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:34,647
What?

954
00:43:34,714 --> 00:43:37,550
With which hand will you
handle this? Left or right?

955
00:43:37,650 --> 00:43:39,319
What the **** are you saying?

956
00:43:39,386 --> 00:43:40,387
Shall we choose?

957
00:43:40,987 --> 00:43:42,550
RICHARD: Choose what?

958
00:43:43,230 --> 00:43:44,724
Very well. Left hand.

959
00:43:45,191 --> 00:43:46,192
Ring finger.

960
00:43:47,861 --> 00:43:49,462
Let me out! Let me out!

961
00:43:49,529 --> 00:43:50,563
No!

962
00:43:50,663 --> 00:43:51,865
-(RICHARD WHIMPERS)
-GEORGE: Come on. Come on.

963
00:43:51,965 --> 00:43:53,660
-Leave the guy alone.
-What the **** are you doing?

964
00:43:54,134 --> 00:43:56,360
SOREN: Come on. Easy. Easy!
Leave him alone!

965
00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:57,337
GEORGE: Leave the old guy alone!

966
00:43:57,404 --> 00:43:59,706
Mr. Leibrandt, please hold still.

967
00:43:59,806 --> 00:44:00,974
-(CLEAVER THUDS)
-(SCREAMS)

968
00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:02,142
-(GUESTS SCREAM)
-(SCREAMS)

969
00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:03,543
(GUESTS GASP)

970
00:44:04,844 --> 00:44:06,413
What the **** are you doing?

971
00:44:08,581 --> 00:44:10,884
-ANNE: Richard!
-(RICHARD CRYING IN PAIN)

972
00:44:10,984 --> 00:44:12,180
Richard!

973
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,880
Please stay seated.

974
00:44:15,188 --> 00:44:17,891
(RICHARD CONTINUES CRYING)

975
00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:19,359
Please stay seated.

976
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,863
FELICITY: What the...

977
00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:26,399
GEORGE: What the hell's goin' on?
Get a doctor for him.

978
00:44:26,499 --> 00:44:28,201
Do you need assistance finding your seat?

979
00:44:28,268 --> 00:44:29,836
There's a finger. The finger.
There's a finger right there.

980
00:44:29,903 --> 00:44:31,538
The man is screamin' in pain!

981
00:44:31,604 --> 00:44:32,939
SLOWIK: Please, sit.

982
00:44:33,390 --> 00:44:34,400
Sir?

983
00:44:34,607 --> 00:44:36,710
SOREN: It's not funny, lady! Jesus Christ!

984
00:44:36,776 --> 00:44:39,120
-It's all part of the menu.
-(LILLIAN LAUGHING)

985
00:44:40,246 --> 00:44:41,281
LILLIAN: Oh, my God!

986
00:44:41,381 --> 00:44:43,450
This is real, isn't it? I can't do it.

987
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,553
-I can't do a hostage thing. I can't.
-Then why don't you go talk to him?

988
00:44:46,619 --> 00:44:48,254
Go talk to him!
Because you know him, right?

989
00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:49,422
I made that up.

990
00:44:49,522 --> 00:44:50,623
Why?

991
00:44:51,391 --> 00:44:54,394
Because I'm a name-dropping *****.
That's why, okay?

992
00:44:55,261 --> 00:44:57,300
(RICHARD CRYING IN PAIN)

993
00:45:01,267 --> 00:45:02,969
ELSA: Your husband's ring, madam.

994
00:45:06,806 --> 00:45:08,241
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

995
00:45:08,308 --> 00:45:09,576
LILLIAN: Ted. Ted!

996
00:45:10,143 --> 00:45:13,947
I honestly think that this whole thing
is just for our benefit.

997
00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:15,382
I mean, us.

998
00:45:15,448 --> 00:45:19,152
That's why he texted me.
And this is incredible. Right?

999
00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:21,321
The acting is astonishing.

1000
00:45:21,421 --> 00:45:22,822
What the **** are you talkin' about?

1001
00:45:24,570 --> 00:45:26,493
Chef Slowik would like
to see you in the kitchen.

1002
00:45:28,995 --> 00:45:30,497
TYLER: Can I come, too?
ELSA: No.

1003
00:45:48,615 --> 00:45:51,184
No, no, I'm sorry, but you're all wrong.

1004
00:45:51,284 --> 00:45:52,318
-(CHUCKLES)
-Why are you doing this?

1005
00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:53,753
You're just simply wrong.

1006
00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:55,121
What are you talking about?

1007
00:45:55,689 --> 00:45:56,690
Who are you?

1008
00:45:57,657 --> 00:45:58,658
Margot.

1009
00:45:59,459 --> 00:46:00,960
My name is Margot.

1010
00:46:01,270 --> 00:46:03,797
I've served many Margots.
You're not a Margot.

1011
00:46:03,863 --> 00:46:06,499
-No.
-What the **** does it matter?

1012
00:46:06,599 --> 00:46:09,335
It matters because this menu,
this guest list,

1013
00:46:09,436 --> 00:46:12,339
this entire evening
has been painstakingly planned.

1014
00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:14,974
And you were not a part of that plan.

1015
00:46:15,942 --> 00:46:17,777
And it's spoiling everything.

1016
00:46:18,812 --> 00:46:21,614
In order to proceed,
I have to know where to seat you.

1017
00:46:22,215 --> 00:46:24,217
With us, or with them?

1018
00:46:24,884 --> 00:46:26,519
It's really... It's very important.

1019
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,155
And then you'll let me live?

1020
00:46:29,522 --> 00:46:30,523
Let you live? No!

1021
00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:32,292
Of course not.

1022
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:35,829
Can't you see that
that would ruin the menu?

1023
00:46:36,896 --> 00:46:38,164
We're all gonna die tonight.

1024
00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:40,233
Isn't that right?

1025
00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:41,334
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1026
00:46:41,968 --> 00:46:44,400
So, the question is,

1027
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:47,507
do you wanna die with those who give,
or with those who take?

1028
00:46:47,841 --> 00:46:49,743
But I die either way?

1029
00:46:50,577 --> 00:46:51,745
It's arbitrary.

1030
00:46:51,845 --> 00:46:54,547
No, it's not arbitrary.
Nothing in this kitchen is arbitrary.

1031
00:46:56,182 --> 00:46:57,183
Please pick.

1032
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,253
These decisions are important, and, uh,

1033
00:47:01,221 --> 00:47:02,989
our menu is strictly timed.

1034
00:47:04,224 --> 00:47:05,425
In 15 minutes,

1035
00:47:06,426 --> 00:47:11,264
I'll take a break between courses,
and that is how long you have to decide.

1036
00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:14,670
It's our side or theirs.

1037
00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:15,502
(TIMER TICKING)

1038
00:47:15,568 --> 00:47:17,270
In the meantime,
please return to your seat.

1039
00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:19,720
The next dish is exquisite.

1040
00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:27,280
-Plating in five!
-COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1041
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:29,949
-I love you all.
-COOKING TEAM: We love you, too, Chef!

1042
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:31,284
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1043
00:47:34,254 --> 00:47:36,222
TYLER: ****!
He offer you a kitchen course?

1044
00:47:36,289 --> 00:47:38,124
All right, what was it? Protein or veg?

1045
00:47:40,627 --> 00:47:43,630
Protein or veg? Hmm?

1046
00:47:45,965 --> 00:47:48,468
God damn it. It's not ****ing fair.

1047
00:47:48,568 --> 00:47:50,270
Why do you get a kitchen course?

1048
00:47:51,604 --> 00:47:53,540
You smoke all day.
Can't even ****ing taste it.

1049
00:47:53,606 --> 00:47:55,241
(BREATH TREMBLING)

1050
00:48:05,885 --> 00:48:07,120
BRYCE: We're cornered. Let's focus.

1051
00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:10,423
Wait, what's the play here?
What are our options?

1052
00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:14,260
DAVE: The door is guarded,
but it could be a play.

1053
00:48:15,428 --> 00:48:16,429
BRYCE: Yeah.

1054
00:48:16,496 --> 00:48:18,565
Has anybody seen
down the hallway if we can...

1055
00:48:19,132 --> 00:48:21,935
Hey, guys. We gotta do something,
and we can't be cowards.

1056
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,803
This worked in a movie
I did called The Assault.

1057
00:48:23,903 --> 00:48:26,406
When they bring their knives and forks,
we just storm their kitchen, okay?

1058
00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:28,740
You think we have
better knife skills than them?

1059
00:48:28,141 --> 00:48:29,409
GEORGE: What other choice do we have?

1060
00:48:29,476 --> 00:48:30,677
DAVE: I don't ****in' know, man.

1061
00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:31,945
BRYCE: So what, then? We...

1062
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,247
**** it. I'm gonna break
this ****ing window.

1063
00:48:34,314 --> 00:48:36,349
-GEORGE: Yeah! Go for it! Go for it!
-(YELLS)

1064
00:48:36,683 --> 00:48:38,985
(MUFFLED YELLING)

1065
00:48:39,986 --> 00:48:41,788
(YELLING)

1066
00:48:45,925 --> 00:48:46,993
****!

1067
00:48:48,828 --> 00:48:50,597
Please let me help you back to your table.

1068
00:48:50,663 --> 00:48:51,664
****.

1069
00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:55,101
I'm sorry, man.

1070
00:48:56,536 --> 00:48:57,937
(CLAPS)

1071
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,839
-God.
-SOREN: ****.

1072
00:48:59,939 --> 00:49:01,441
SLOWIK: There's a saying.

1073
00:49:01,508 --> 00:49:04,100
"Sometimes all you need
is a good cup of tea."

1074
00:49:05,512 --> 00:49:08,515
I learned that growing up in Bratislava.

1075
00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:11,170
I've found that not only
does tea cleanse the palate,

1076
00:49:11,117 --> 00:49:15,555
but it offers a soothing balm
when facing some hard home truths.

1077
00:49:16,456 --> 00:49:18,391
But before we continue,

1078
00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:22,195
are there any questions
about me or Hawthorn?

1079
00:49:22,796 --> 00:49:24,464
Any questions?

1080
00:49:24,531 --> 00:49:25,565
(COUGHS)

1081
00:49:27,233 --> 00:49:29,350
Is this bergamot I'm getting, Chef?

1082
00:49:29,869 --> 00:49:31,204
Yes, it is.

1083
00:49:31,304 --> 00:49:33,206
-GEORGE: (CLEARS THROAT) Chef?
-Yes?

1084
00:49:33,306 --> 00:49:36,810
Uh, I think I speak for everybody here
when I say that, uh...

1085
00:49:37,677 --> 00:49:39,646
I wanna know... I mean, we wanna know...

1086
00:49:39,713 --> 00:49:41,414
Why the **** is this happening, man?

1087
00:49:41,514 --> 00:49:44,317
SLOWIK: Well, I'll tell you.
Think of yourselves as ingredients

1088
00:49:44,384 --> 00:49:46,519
in a degustation concept.

1089
00:49:46,586 --> 00:49:49,220
-What?
-SLOWIK: A tasting concept.

1090
00:49:49,890 --> 00:49:51,591
Figuratively speaking. (CHUCKLES)

1091
00:49:51,691 --> 00:49:53,393
I think that is the best way
to describe it.

1092
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,263
But none of this should be
a surprise to most of you.

1093
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,990
Ms. Bloom.

1094
00:49:59,199 --> 00:50:03,737
Lillian, if I may,
my cherished early advocate

1095
00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:07,340
knows the damage she has done
to so many livelihoods.

1096
00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:09,843
No, no, no. (STUTTERS) Hang on, Chef.

1097
00:50:09,909 --> 00:50:11,578
SLOWIK: No, no, no. No, you don't talk.

1098
00:50:11,678 --> 00:50:12,846
TED: I'm sorry, Chef.

1099
00:50:12,912 --> 00:50:14,781
You submitted to an interview

1100
00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:16,716
-with Lillian Bloom.
-SLOWIK: What? What?

1101
00:50:16,783 --> 00:50:18,218
And that interview
created this restaurant.

1102
00:50:18,284 --> 00:50:20,854
SLOWIK: You enable her filth.
You enable her filth.

1103
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,756
You buttress.

1104
00:50:22,856 --> 00:50:24,290
You coddle.

1105
00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:27,270
SERVER: More broken emulsion, madam.

1106
00:50:27,930 --> 00:50:30,363
SLOWIK: You loved that I texted you
an invitation for this evening.

1107
00:50:30,430 --> 00:50:33,266
Me yearning for your attendance. (SCOFFS)

1108
00:50:33,366 --> 00:50:35,969
Your ego was fed.
But that is to be expected.

1109
00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:37,971
And no, you've fed my ego as well.

1110
00:50:39,305 --> 00:50:40,774
Ten minutes, Ms. Mills.

1111
00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:44,244
Please. My... My husband
needs to go to the hospital.

1112
00:50:44,310 --> 00:50:46,279
I'm fine. Just let my wife go.

1113
00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:48,281
My loyal regulars.

1114
00:50:48,381 --> 00:50:51,751
How many times have you eaten here
in the last five years?

1115
00:50:51,818 --> 00:50:53,420
I don't know. Six or seven?

1116
00:50:53,486 --> 00:50:57,757
-I think it's more than that, ****.
-Eleven. Eleven times.

1117
00:50:57,824 --> 00:51:01,628
Most people consider themselves blessed
if they eat here only once.

1118
00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:02,896
(SIGHS)

1119
00:51:02,962 --> 00:51:05,665
Mr. Leibrandt,
kindly name one dish you ate

1120
00:51:05,765 --> 00:51:07,667
the last time you were here.

1121
00:51:11,338 --> 00:51:12,339
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1122
00:51:12,439 --> 00:51:14,974
Eleven times you take the boat out here

1123
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:18,678
where we introduce every dish
every single time.

1124
00:51:18,778 --> 00:51:21,140
We tell you exactly
what we're feeding you.

1125
00:51:21,114 --> 00:51:24,351
Please tell me one dish you ate
the last time you were here.

1126
00:51:25,251 --> 00:51:26,419
Or the time before.

1127
00:51:27,253 --> 00:51:28,855
One. Please.

1128
00:51:31,157 --> 00:51:33,493
-(WHISPERS) Cod.
-What?

1129
00:51:34,994 --> 00:51:36,262
Cod.

1130
00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:38,980
Cod.

1131
00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:40,934
It wasn't cod, you donkey.

1132
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,535
It was halibut.

1133
00:51:42,635 --> 00:51:45,105
Rare, ****ing spotted halibut.

1134
00:51:45,872 --> 00:51:47,173
What does it matter?

1135
00:51:47,273 --> 00:51:49,476
It matters to the halibut, Mrs. Leibrandt.

1136
00:51:49,542 --> 00:51:53,279
And to the artist whose work
turns to shit inside your gut.

1137
00:51:53,346 --> 00:51:54,614
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1138
00:51:54,681 --> 00:51:56,883
I've allowed my work
to reach the price point

1139
00:51:56,983 --> 00:52:00,820
where only the class of people
in this room can access it.

1140
00:52:00,887 --> 00:52:02,989
And I've been fooled
into trying to satisfy

1141
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,725
people who could never be satisfied.

1142
00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:08,395
Starting with her.

1143
00:52:08,828 --> 00:52:10,730
But that's our culture, isn't it?

1144
00:52:10,830 --> 00:52:13,133
And my restaurant is part of the problem.

1145
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:15,201
You say it's your restaurant.

1146
00:52:15,301 --> 00:52:18,338
But if we're all just bein'
honest tonight, it's not.

1147
00:52:19,139 --> 00:52:22,308
You're right.
Doug Verrick is my angel investor.

1148
00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,711
He owns this island and this restaurant.

1149
00:52:24,811 --> 00:52:28,214
And since Hawthorn is my entire life,

1150
00:52:28,314 --> 00:52:30,884
I would have to say
that Doug Verrick owns me.

1151
00:52:30,984 --> 00:52:33,219
Except now things are
a little more complicated,

1152
00:52:33,319 --> 00:52:35,722
and I own Doug Verrick.

1153
00:52:36,823 --> 00:52:40,600
-(LAUGHING)
-(EERIE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1154
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,895
(GROANING)

1155
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:45,310
BRYCE: Oh, Jesus.
MARGOT: Oh, my God.

1156
00:52:45,865 --> 00:52:47,670
BRYCE: Holy shit.

1157
00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:48,601
SOREN: Hey, hey. How do we stop this, man?

1158
00:52:48,702 --> 00:52:50,403
-No.
-Okay? Just please just make it stop.

1159
00:52:50,503 --> 00:52:52,739
Just ****in' tell us how to stop this.
We'll stop it, okay?

1160
00:52:52,839 --> 00:52:54,908
-SLOWIK: You can't stop it.
-Obviously, we have money.

1161
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,943
Just say how much,
and we'll give it to you!

1162
00:52:57,430 --> 00:52:59,379
Just say a ****ing number, man!

1163
00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:02,449
SLOWIK: No. I don't need your money.

1164
00:53:05,518 --> 00:53:06,920
(DAVE WHIMPERS)

1165
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,388
(GROANS)

1166
00:53:09,923 --> 00:53:12,892
He kept you open through COVID, you prick!

1167
00:53:12,959 --> 00:53:16,463
SLOWIK: Yes, he did.
And he questioned my menu.

1168
00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:21,801
He would even request substitutions
despite the fact that

1169
00:53:21,901 --> 00:53:26,373
there are no substitutions at Hawthorn!

1170
00:53:28,575 --> 00:53:30,377
Fallen angel, please.

1171
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,150
DOUG: No! No, no!

1172
00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,652
BRYCE: What the hell?

1173
00:53:39,753 --> 00:53:40,954
SOREN: No.
SLOWIK: Listen.

1174
00:53:41,540 --> 00:53:42,956
-This is ****ing...
-I said, "Listen."

1175
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,658
DOUG: No! Julian!

1176
00:53:45,759 --> 00:53:47,594
-SOREN: This is ****in' insane.
-I said, "Listen."

1177
00:53:47,660 --> 00:53:48,661
FELICITY: No...

1178
00:53:50,797 --> 00:53:52,766
-SLOWIK: (SHUSHES) Listen.
-SOREN: No, no. This is ****in' insane.

1179
00:53:52,832 --> 00:53:54,670
SLOWIK: No, I said, "Listen!"

1180
00:53:54,134 --> 00:53:56,736
-Just listen!
-(GUESTS GASPING)

1181
00:53:56,803 --> 00:53:57,837
Yeah.

1182
00:53:57,937 --> 00:53:59,572
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

1183
00:54:01,141 --> 00:54:02,342
Do you hear?

1184
00:54:03,643 --> 00:54:04,911
And...

1185
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,914
And...

1186
00:54:10,150 --> 00:54:12,180
...under he goes, and...

1187
00:54:12,986 --> 00:54:15,121
-...quiet.
-(TIMER TICKING)

1188
00:54:15,188 --> 00:54:16,322
Do you hear it?

1189
00:54:17,230 --> 00:54:19,359
Do you hear that silence?
Listen, can you hear it?

1190
00:54:21,127 --> 00:54:23,290
That silence means...

1191
00:54:24,364 --> 00:54:25,632
I'm free.

1192
00:54:32,205 --> 00:54:33,606
-(TIMER RINGING)
-(FELICITY GASPS)

1193
00:54:33,673 --> 00:54:35,475
ELSA: Time's up, Ms. Mills.

1194
00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:38,111
Chef will speak with you now
in his office.

1195
00:54:44,718 --> 00:54:45,885
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

1196
00:54:47,487 --> 00:54:48,621
Come in.

1197
00:54:59,132 --> 00:55:01,000
You've made your decision?

1198
00:55:01,670 --> 00:55:03,236
-I have.
-And what have you decided?

1199
00:55:04,371 --> 00:55:06,539
That you were right.

1200
00:55:08,308 --> 00:55:09,876
I shouldn't be here.

1201
00:55:09,976 --> 00:55:12,312
And I say this with respect,

1202
00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:14,914
because I'm sure
that you're quite brilliant,

1203
00:55:15,150 --> 00:55:19,386
but, um, all of this is not meant for me.

1204
00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:22,689
You're not sure I'm brilliant,
so don't say it. It's false.

1205
00:55:23,156 --> 00:55:24,357
Fine.

1206
00:55:24,657 --> 00:55:26,359
I'm not sure that you're brilliant.

1207
00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,610
Oh, I was expecting more.

1208
00:55:28,161 --> 00:55:29,662
**** you!

1209
00:55:29,729 --> 00:55:32,432
I guess I'm gonna have to make
your decision for you.

1210
00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:37,337
You belong here with your own breed.

1211
00:55:38,571 --> 00:55:40,507
And what breed is that?

1212
00:55:40,573 --> 00:55:42,208
With the shit shovelers.

1213
00:55:43,343 --> 00:55:44,444
You thought I couldn't tell?

1214
00:55:44,544 --> 00:55:48,615
Oh, I know a fellow
service industry worker when I see one.

1215
00:55:49,749 --> 00:55:52,385
Mr. Leibrandt. How do you know him?

1216
00:55:53,953 --> 00:55:55,689
You've been eyeing him all evening.

1217
00:55:55,755 --> 00:55:58,758
-Well, I think you know.
-No, I don't.

1218
00:56:00,794 --> 00:56:03,129
So, he paid for an experience.

1219
00:56:03,229 --> 00:56:07,330
And I can tell,
as one provider of experiences to another,

1220
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:09,102
that you don't rattle easily.

1221
00:56:09,202 --> 00:56:12,138
-So, how did he rattle you?
-(SCOFFS)

1222
00:56:12,238 --> 00:56:13,640
-He didn't rattle...
-Margot.

1223
00:56:16,276 --> 00:56:18,780
He told me to agree
with everything he said

1224
00:56:18,144 --> 00:56:19,779
and continue eye contact
while he jerked off.

1225
00:56:19,879 --> 00:56:21,414
Wow. Specific.

1226
00:56:21,481 --> 00:56:22,649
Not really.

1227
00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:25,118
Pretty unoriginal.

1228
00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:28,755
What rattled me

1229
00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:32,125
is that he told me
to tell him that he was a good man,

1230
00:56:32,225 --> 00:56:33,426
and that I was his daughter,

1231
00:56:33,493 --> 00:56:35,762
and that he loved me,
and I loved him and...

1232
00:56:35,829 --> 00:56:37,297
And so, he's a romantic.

1233
00:56:38,631 --> 00:56:40,734
-(SCOFFS)
-No, I don't need details.

1234
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,700
You know, I...
I know what a bad customer is.

1235
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:47,474
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1236
00:56:47,574 --> 00:56:48,608
Yeah.

1237
00:56:50,944 --> 00:56:53,413
Do you enjoy providing your services?

1238
00:56:56,182 --> 00:56:57,283
Yes.

1239
00:56:58,184 --> 00:57:00,286
Or I... I used to.

1240
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,457
Do you enjoy providing yours?

1241
00:57:05,258 --> 00:57:06,760
Oh, I used to,

1242
00:57:08,595 --> 00:57:11,498
but I haven't desired to cook
for someone in ages.

1243
00:57:13,990 --> 00:57:15,101
And one does miss that feeling.

1244
00:57:17,270 --> 00:57:18,438
Come with me.

1245
00:57:20,807 --> 00:57:24,100
SLOWIK: (CLAPPING) Everyone's so down!

1246
00:57:24,110 --> 00:57:27,347
Ladies and gentlemen, for our next course,

1247
00:57:27,447 --> 00:57:30,150
let us take the evening air!

1248
00:57:30,216 --> 00:57:31,685
Come on! Outside!

1249
00:57:31,785 --> 00:57:33,987
-SOMMELIER: Please, sir.
-Come on. Outside, everyone.

1250
00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:35,722
SOREN: If we can find a boat,
we can make a break for it.

1251
00:57:35,822 --> 00:57:38,191
SLOWIK: Regulars, too. Come on.
ELSA: Please follow Chef.

1252
00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:41,861
Chef, I'd love to talk to you
very quickly, Chef.

1253
00:57:41,961 --> 00:57:43,496
SLOWIK: Come on!
SOMMELIER: After you, please.

1254
00:57:43,563 --> 00:57:44,864
Guests first.

1255
00:57:44,964 --> 00:57:46,232
(RICHARD GROANS)

1256
00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:47,567
ANNE: Richard.

1257
00:57:52,305 --> 00:57:53,373
SLOWIK: Follow me.

1258
00:57:54,207 --> 00:57:56,376
Into the tranquil night air.

1259
00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:07,420
Don't be frightened.
Nothing to be frightened of.

1260
00:58:09,389 --> 00:58:11,925
So, maybe there's a spare boat somewhere
and we can get out of here.

1261
00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:13,259
To what?

1262
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,894
-What?
-Get out of here to what?

1263
00:58:14,994 --> 00:58:16,396
What the **** are you talking about, bro?

1264
00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:17,597
-We're dead.
-It's okay.

1265
00:58:17,697 --> 00:58:18,732
No. We're gonna die tonight.

1266
00:58:18,832 --> 00:58:19,999
-Yes, we are. Yeah.
-Yeah.

1267
00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:24,371
SLOWIK: Our next course will be presented
by sous-chef, Katherine Keller.

1268
00:58:29,676 --> 00:58:31,770
Good evening, everyone.

1269
00:58:33,346 --> 00:58:34,547
Three years ago,

1270
00:58:35,382 --> 00:58:36,950
Julian Slowik tried to **** me.

1271
00:58:38,418 --> 00:58:40,200
I refused his advances.

1272
00:58:40,453 --> 00:58:42,355
A week later, he tried again.

1273
00:58:42,422 --> 00:58:44,591
And again, I refused.

1274
00:58:46,192 --> 00:58:47,460
But he didn't fire me.

1275
00:58:47,861 --> 00:58:49,620
No.

1276
00:58:49,129 --> 00:58:51,197
He kept me in his kitchen,

1277
00:58:51,264 --> 00:58:56,936
and refused to look me in the eye
or speak directly to me for eight months.

1278
00:58:58,405 --> 00:58:59,639
He can do that.

1279
00:59:00,874 --> 00:59:02,750
Because he's the star.

1280
00:59:03,376 --> 00:59:04,944
He's the man.

1281
00:59:06,212 --> 00:59:09,482
Our next course is called "Man's Folly."

1282
00:59:18,825 --> 00:59:20,660
-(SQUELCHING)
-(GUESTS GASP)

1283
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,129
-(SLOWIK GROANS)
-(GUESTS GROAN)

1284
00:59:28,501 --> 00:59:30,904
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1285
00:59:36,142 --> 00:59:37,344
I'm sorry.

1286
00:59:41,581 --> 00:59:43,450
-(SLOWIK GROANS)
-(GUESTS GROAN)

1287
00:59:44,117 --> 00:59:45,285
SOREN: ****.

1288
00:59:45,985 --> 00:59:49,956
To our male diners,
we now offer you the chance to escape.

1289
00:59:50,457 --> 00:59:53,259
You'll be given a 45-second head start,

1290
00:59:53,526 --> 00:59:56,930
at which point members of my staff
will try and catch you.

1291
00:59:56,996 --> 00:59:58,431
If they do catch...

1292
00:59:58,498 --> 00:59:59,933
-(SOREN GRUNTING)
-Okay.

1293
01:00:01,434 --> 01:00:03,636
Forty-five seconds starts now.

1294
01:00:03,703 --> 01:00:05,305
(TIMER TICKING)

1295
01:00:06,390 --> 01:00:07,307
-Hold this.
-What?

1296
01:00:07,374 --> 01:00:09,376
I'm sorry. Come on. You know I'm awful.

1297
01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:11,111
TED: You're a wonderful critic. (KISSES)

1298
01:00:12,212 --> 01:00:14,280
I'll... I'll send for help. First thing.

1299
01:00:19,819 --> 01:00:21,540
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1300
01:00:24,224 --> 01:00:25,492
You, too.

1301
01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:34,467
I'll, uh, leave you to it.

1302
01:00:39,873 --> 01:00:41,207
KATHERINE: Care to join me inside?

1303
01:00:41,641 --> 01:00:42,976
It's getting chilly.

1304
01:00:45,110 --> 01:00:46,179
It's right this way.

1305
01:00:48,982 --> 01:00:50,160
LILLIAN: Okay.

1306
01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:51,651
This way.

1307
01:00:57,824 --> 01:00:59,426
(DOOR CLOSES)

1308
01:01:06,599 --> 01:01:08,368
-(TIMER RINGING)
-Go!

1309
01:01:17,577 --> 01:01:19,579
FELICITY: Thank you.
ANNE: Thank you.

1310
01:01:25,418 --> 01:01:28,288
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1311
01:01:31,910 --> 01:01:32,792
-(WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
-Mmm.

1312
01:01:33,293 --> 01:01:34,861
LILLIAN: This is fantastic.

1313
01:01:34,928 --> 01:01:39,432
The tartness of the umeboshi
and the waves of ferment.

1314
01:01:39,532 --> 01:01:41,634
It's rich, and yet it's clean.

1315
01:01:41,735 --> 01:01:43,360
It's delicious.

1316
01:01:43,937 --> 01:01:46,272
Yes, well, there was a time

1317
01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:48,308
that would have meant
a lot to me, Ms. Bloom.

1318
01:01:51,911 --> 01:01:53,313
(SNIFFLES)

1319
01:01:56,490 --> 01:01:58,251
(SOBBING)

1320
01:01:58,318 --> 01:01:59,919
MARGOT: Mmm.

1321
01:01:59,986 --> 01:02:01,540
FELICITY: It's so good.

1322
01:02:01,121 --> 01:02:02,789
ANNE: Yes, it's really good.
MARGOT: Mmm-hmm.

1323
01:02:02,889 --> 01:02:05,425
You know, it's the emoji for me.

1324
01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:07,600
-Umeboshi.
-FELICITY: Hmm?

1325
01:02:07,127 --> 01:02:08,461
-Umeboshi.
-FELICITY: Umeboshi.

1326
01:02:08,561 --> 01:02:09,796
LILLIAN: This is so good.

1327
01:02:10,430 --> 01:02:12,165
FELICITY: You're very talented.
KATHERINE: Thank you.

1328
01:02:12,265 --> 01:02:15,680
Usually don't like foam, but...

1329
01:02:16,169 --> 01:02:18,138
SOREN: Don't ****ing run next to me, bro!

1330
01:02:18,238 --> 01:02:19,406
BRYCE: No, you're running next to me!

1331
01:02:19,472 --> 01:02:21,107
SOREN: It's a big ****in' forest!
**** off!

1332
01:02:21,174 --> 01:02:22,642
BRYCE: Get away from me!
SOREN: **** off, bro!

1333
01:02:24,944 --> 01:02:25,979
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1334
01:02:26,790 --> 01:02:27,800
****.

1335
01:02:27,681 --> 01:02:28,748
SOREN: Oh, my God.

1336
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,151
Yeah.

1337
01:02:34,788 --> 01:02:35,822
ANNE: So...

1338
01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:39,592
You know my husband.

1339
01:02:40,126 --> 01:02:42,829
(SCREAMING)

1340
01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:47,434
(COUGHS) Um...

1341
01:02:49,602 --> 01:02:50,603
Yeah.

1342
01:02:51,271 --> 01:02:52,272
I do.

1343
01:02:53,707 --> 01:02:54,808
Right.

1344
01:03:01,181 --> 01:03:02,515
FELICITY: You can tell us.

1345
01:03:03,283 --> 01:03:04,851
Are we all really dying tonight?

1346
01:03:06,853 --> 01:03:09,222
It doesn't work if you live.

1347
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:11,958
-ANNE: What doesn't work?
-The menu.

1348
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,260
FELICITY: Why not?

1349
01:03:13,626 --> 01:03:15,280
It needs an ending...

1350
01:03:17,364 --> 01:03:18,898
That ties everything together
conceptually.

1351
01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:21,835
Otherwise, it just tastes good,
and who cares.

1352
01:03:21,901 --> 01:03:24,700
LILLIAN: I mean, really,
you should have your own place.

1353
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:25,839
Right? And I could help you with that.

1354
01:03:26,339 --> 01:03:28,708
-I'm sure you could, Ms. Bloom.
-LILLIAN: I could. I could.

1355
01:03:28,808 --> 01:03:31,378
We would just have
to talk about... (STUTTERS)

1356
01:03:32,679 --> 01:03:34,414
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) ...the dying thing.

1357
01:03:34,514 --> 01:03:37,684
Oh, everyone dying was my pitch, actually.

1358
01:03:38,852 --> 01:03:40,860
I'm super proud of it.

1359
01:03:44,424 --> 01:03:45,825
-Anybody want any wine?
-Yes, please.

1360
01:03:45,892 --> 01:03:46,993
LILLIAN: **** it.

1361
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,696
-ANNE: Thank you.
-(WINE POURING)

1362
01:03:49,763 --> 01:03:50,897
(GROANING LOUDLY)

1363
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,435
I heard a pop. (YELPS)

1364
01:03:59,205 --> 01:04:00,240
****!

1365
01:04:01,241 --> 01:04:02,242
****!

1366
01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:11,510
(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

1367
01:04:16,456 --> 01:04:17,691
(GASPS)

1368
01:04:17,757 --> 01:04:19,726
SERVER: A special bite
for the last guest to be caught.

1369
01:04:19,793 --> 01:04:23,229
A little play on the Passard egg
with crème fraîche and maple.

1370
01:04:28,101 --> 01:04:29,569
-Enjoy.
-Thank you.

1371
01:04:31,938 --> 01:04:35,308
Not that you guys
give a single, flying ****,

1372
01:04:35,408 --> 01:04:37,577
but my name is not Margot.

1373
01:04:38,244 --> 01:04:39,446
It's Erin.

1374
01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:42,115
And I'm from Brockton, Massachusetts...

1375
01:04:44,617 --> 01:04:45,652
So there's that.

1376
01:04:47,554 --> 01:04:49,422
(DOOR OPENS)

1377
01:04:50,757 --> 01:04:52,580
Party's over.

1378
01:04:55,995 --> 01:04:56,996
SOMMELIER: Come, gentlemen.

1379
01:04:57,597 --> 01:04:59,332
-Welcome back.
-What did you get?

1380
01:04:59,432 --> 01:05:00,433
SOMMELIER: Sir? Please.

1381
01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:02,635
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I'll take that. Thank you.

1382
01:05:02,736 --> 01:05:04,170
Ms. Bloom. Please.

1383
01:05:05,105 --> 01:05:07,273
Allow me. No, it's fine. It's fine.

1384
01:05:11,177 --> 01:05:12,178
Here.

1385
01:05:13,113 --> 01:05:14,180
Oh, God.

1386
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:15,849
(DOOR CLOSES)

1387
01:05:19,252 --> 01:05:20,320
FELICITY: How'd you do out there?

1388
01:05:21,210 --> 01:05:23,490
I did great. I killed it.

1389
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:25,492
I'm the only one who got away.

1390
01:05:26,526 --> 01:05:28,762
I'm sorry. I'm a ****in' failure.

1391
01:05:29,950 --> 01:05:30,130
It's okay.

1392
01:05:32,665 --> 01:05:34,367
I've been stealing money from you.

1393
01:05:35,635 --> 01:05:36,636
GEORGE: I know.

1394
01:05:37,671 --> 01:05:38,838
I know you know.

1395
01:05:39,472 --> 01:05:41,975
I wrote a negative recommendation to Sony.

1396
01:05:43,176 --> 01:05:44,878
I know. You cc'd me on it.

1397
01:05:46,613 --> 01:05:47,614
SLOWIK: Folks,

1398
01:05:48,281 --> 01:05:51,785
I'm afraid our menu
cannot continue as planned

1399
01:05:51,851 --> 01:05:54,387
until we deal with an unresolved matter.

1400
01:05:55,455 --> 01:05:56,623
You.

1401
01:05:58,625 --> 01:05:59,659
Me?

1402
01:06:00,326 --> 01:06:01,795
SLOWIK: Mmm-hmm.

1403
01:06:01,861 --> 01:06:02,896
You.

1404
01:06:05,465 --> 01:06:07,200
Tell me why you're here.

1405
01:06:09,402 --> 01:06:11,571
(GRUNTS) You know, because I wanted to...

1406
01:06:11,671 --> 01:06:12,672
Swallow first.

1407
01:06:12,739 --> 01:06:14,400
(TYLER GRUNTING, GULPS)

1408
01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:17,510
I wanted to experience your food, Chef.

1409
01:06:17,577 --> 01:06:18,812
And what were you told?

1410
01:06:20,513 --> 01:06:22,649
-(TYLER STUTTERS)
-What were you told ahead of time?

1411
01:06:25,919 --> 01:06:28,722
You told me it'd be
the greatest menu ever created.

1412
01:06:28,822 --> 01:06:30,557
Right. And? And?

1413
01:06:32,425 --> 01:06:37,764
And that everyone would die.

1414
01:06:37,864 --> 01:06:39,990
SLOWIK: "Everyone would die."

1415
01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:41,434
-(GUESTS GASP)
-SLOWIK: You had a date.

1416
01:06:42,102 --> 01:06:44,170
I seem to remember you had a date.

1417
01:06:44,237 --> 01:06:46,439
Not the young woman here tonight,

1418
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,676
so what happened to her? Your date?

1419
01:06:51,244 --> 01:06:53,346
She broke up with me, Chef.

1420
01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:55,150
So, you brought Margot.

1421
01:06:55,810 --> 01:06:56,549
TYLER: Mmm-hmm.
SLOWIK: Mmm-hmm.

1422
01:06:56,616 --> 01:06:57,684
Why?

1423
01:06:59,185 --> 01:07:01,755
'Cause you don't offer seatings for one.

1424
01:07:01,855 --> 01:07:04,624
So, you hired her knowing she'd die.

1425
01:07:04,724 --> 01:07:07,927
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BREATH TREMBLING)

1426
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,430
-TYLER: Yes.
-You entitled piece of shit!

1427
01:07:10,530 --> 01:07:13,133
-(GROANS)
-I'm gonna kill you, Tyler!

1428
01:07:13,233 --> 01:07:14,734
(MARGOT GROWLS)

1429
01:07:15,268 --> 01:07:16,603
TYLER: Calm down.

1430
01:07:16,703 --> 01:07:18,738
(PANTING)

1431
01:07:21,608 --> 01:07:23,309
SLOWIK: You can't blame her, can you?

1432
01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:25,979
For the eight months
I've corresponded with you,

1433
01:07:26,790 --> 01:07:30,283
I gave you, Tyler,
access to our world, hmm.

1434
01:07:30,383 --> 01:07:32,752
And I swore you to secrecy.

1435
01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:35,880
Why do you think I'd do this?

1436
01:07:35,655 --> 01:07:37,757
-You wanted me here because...
-Why? Why?

1437
01:07:37,824 --> 01:07:39,793
...you said I know a lot about food.

1438
01:07:39,893 --> 01:07:42,620
SLOWIK: That's right.
You're not like the others, are you?

1439
01:07:42,128 --> 01:07:44,130
I mean, you know what a Pacojet is.

1440
01:07:44,230 --> 01:07:46,433
-Yeah.
-SLOWIK: You knew what the bergamot was.

1441
01:07:46,499 --> 01:07:48,668
-Yeah. I could taste it.
-Yeah, you could.

1442
01:07:48,768 --> 01:07:50,336
Yeah, I know, but you identified it.

1443
01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:52,272
-Picked it out.
-Mmm-hmm. Right.

1444
01:07:52,339 --> 01:07:53,673
That impressed me.

1445
01:07:53,773 --> 01:07:55,175
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.

1446
01:07:55,275 --> 01:07:56,676
-I mean, you're a cook.
-Oh!

1447
01:07:56,776 --> 01:07:58,445
Cooks belong in the kitchen.

1448
01:07:59,112 --> 01:08:00,447
Right?

1449
01:08:00,513 --> 01:08:02,148
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1450
01:08:02,248 --> 01:08:03,249
SLOWIK: Yeah.

1451
01:08:03,850 --> 01:08:05,318
-Come with me.
-TYLER: Really?

1452
01:08:05,418 --> 01:08:06,820
Me? Really?

1453
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,154
SLOWIK: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have something for you.

1454
01:08:09,189 --> 01:08:10,790
TYLER: (CHUCKLES) Okay.

1455
01:08:10,857 --> 01:08:12,525
Come here. Elsa has it.

1456
01:08:12,625 --> 01:08:14,794
Ah, it's a chef's jacket.

1457
01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:18,431
(SLOWIK AND TYLER CHUCKLE)

1458
01:08:18,498 --> 01:08:19,666
Courtesy of Hawthorn.

1459
01:08:19,766 --> 01:08:21,000
TYLER: Wow.
SLOWIK: Mmm-hmm.

1460
01:08:23,336 --> 01:08:24,437
Ah!

1461
01:08:24,504 --> 01:08:26,206
-Nice.
-Thank you.

1462
01:08:26,306 --> 01:08:28,875
You look wonderful.
Doesn't he look wonderful, Margot?

1463
01:08:28,975 --> 01:08:31,211
-Doesn't he look good?
-COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1464
01:08:31,311 --> 01:08:33,213
Mr. Handsome Boy.

1465
01:08:37,170 --> 01:08:38,651
I'm gonna personalize the jacket.

1466
01:08:39,786 --> 01:08:41,721
"T, Y,

1467
01:08:42,288 --> 01:08:44,224
"L, E,

1468
01:08:45,525 --> 01:08:46,526
"R."

1469
01:08:48,561 --> 01:08:50,997
Thank you. Thank you.

1470
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:53,299
-I'm proud of you.
-Thank you, Chef.

1471
01:08:53,366 --> 01:08:55,902
Tyler, now cook.

1472
01:08:57,370 --> 01:08:59,139
-What?
-Cook.

1473
01:08:59,706 --> 01:09:02,542
-You're a cook. So, cook.
-Oh, I don't know if I can cook here.

1474
01:09:02,642 --> 01:09:04,911
-Cook. Cook.
-Now? I don't...

1475
01:09:05,110 --> 01:09:06,880
Cook! Go on, now.

1476
01:09:07,347 --> 01:09:08,348
What do you need?

1477
01:09:08,415 --> 01:09:10,500
-We have everything.
-ELSA: Please rise to observe

1478
01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:11,217
-the demonstration.
-Don't be frightened.

1479
01:09:11,317 --> 01:09:14,870
-What do you want... Um...
-Please rise to observe the demonstration.

1480
01:09:14,187 --> 01:09:15,321
SLOWIK: Everyone, please come around.

1481
01:09:15,388 --> 01:09:18,925
Please. Tyler's gonna demonstrate
his culinary expertise.

1482
01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:20,593
Please rise to observe the demonstration.

1483
01:09:20,694 --> 01:09:22,262
SLOWIK: Everyone, please.
Come around. Come closer.

1484
01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:23,496
What do you need?

1485
01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:27,167
-Uh... Leeks.
-Get the cook some leeks.

1486
01:09:27,233 --> 01:09:30,700
Leeks. This is your station here.
What else?

1487
01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:33,730
Um... Sh... Ah...

1488
01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:35,508
Oh... Shit? Would you like some shit?

1489
01:09:35,575 --> 01:09:36,576
No. Uh...

1490
01:09:36,676 --> 01:09:38,211
(STUTTERS) Shallots.

1491
01:09:38,278 --> 01:09:40,460
Shallots for the great foodie!

1492
01:09:40,113 --> 01:09:41,381
The phenomenal Mr. Food himself!

1493
01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:42,515
TYLER: Excuse me, I'm sorry.

1494
01:09:42,582 --> 01:09:45,850
Everyone gather around.
We must learn from Tyler.

1495
01:09:46,190 --> 01:09:51,291
This is a new dicing method
of which we have been woefully ignorant.

1496
01:09:51,391 --> 01:09:52,425
What next?

1497
01:09:53,293 --> 01:09:54,427
Uh... Butter.

1498
01:09:54,527 --> 01:09:57,197
Butter? Butter.
Leeks and shallots sautéed in butter.

1499
01:09:57,263 --> 01:10:00,660
I bear witness to a revolution in cuisine.

1500
01:10:00,133 --> 01:10:02,350
Would you like a protein?

1501
01:10:02,102 --> 01:10:04,270
-Uh... Lamb.
-Lamb!

1502
01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:06,272
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1503
01:10:13,313 --> 01:10:14,647
TYLER: (GROANS) Oh!

1504
01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:19,520
(TYLER MUTTERING)

1505
01:10:21,321 --> 01:10:23,156
(INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES SHARPLY)

1506
01:10:23,256 --> 01:10:24,791
-(PANS CLATTER)
-Oh!

1507
01:10:24,891 --> 01:10:26,593
(PAN SIZZLING)

1508
01:10:35,168 --> 01:10:36,403
Oh, yeah. I think it's done, Chef.

1509
01:10:36,469 --> 01:10:37,504
You think it's done? You're sure?

1510
01:10:37,604 --> 01:10:38,638
-Mmm-hmm.
-You wanna...

1511
01:10:38,738 --> 01:10:40,730
Maybe you wanna jam it into the Pacojet.

1512
01:10:40,807 --> 01:10:41,908
No.

1513
01:10:49,315 --> 01:10:50,350
Mmm.

1514
01:10:51,818 --> 01:10:52,986
Wow.

1515
01:10:54,421 --> 01:10:55,455
Wow.

1516
01:10:56,220 --> 01:10:57,323
It's actually quite...

1517
01:10:58,324 --> 01:10:59,325
...bad.

1518
01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:02,462
(BELL DINGS)

1519
01:11:13,940 --> 01:11:18,945
You are why the mystery
has been drained from our art.

1520
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,515
You see that now, don't you?

1521
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:25,218
Sorry, Chef.

1522
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,321
Come here, son. Come.

1523
01:11:30,190 --> 01:11:31,291
Come here.

1524
01:11:35,395 --> 01:11:37,230
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

1525
01:11:54,180 --> 01:11:55,181
Yes, Chef.

1526
01:12:09,262 --> 01:12:11,197
And now you're free, too.

1527
01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:18,538
Um, ladies and gentlemen,
I wanna apologize to you all.

1528
01:12:18,605 --> 01:12:22,750
What you just saw was not originally
part of tonight's menu.

1529
01:12:22,175 --> 01:12:24,440
We strive for perfection,

1530
01:12:24,911 --> 01:12:26,346
which of course does not exist,

1531
01:12:26,413 --> 01:12:30,550
and that is a hard truth for me to accept,
so please forgive me.

1532
01:12:31,751 --> 01:12:32,919
Come with me.

1533
01:12:39,526 --> 01:12:41,194
SOMMELIER:
And that concludes our demonstration.

1534
01:12:41,261 --> 01:12:42,595
Please return to your seats.

1535
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:44,130
SLOWIK: Listen to me.

1536
01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:48,234
There's only one more
savory course left in our menu.

1537
01:12:48,301 --> 01:12:50,360
That means we must prepare for dessert.

1538
01:12:50,103 --> 01:12:52,739
-(SIGHS)
-Dessert requires a large barrel

1539
01:12:52,806 --> 01:12:54,441
that is supposed to be
there in the corner.

1540
01:12:55,108 --> 01:12:56,743
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Do you see a barrel?

1541
01:12:57,911 --> 01:13:00,800
MARGOT: No. No, I do not.
SLOWIK: Neither do I.

1542
01:13:00,146 --> 01:13:02,615
That is because
my negligent colleague, Elsa,

1543
01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:04,551
forgot to assign someone to bring it.

1544
01:13:05,952 --> 01:13:09,823
So, Margot,
you will fetch the barrel instead.

1545
01:13:09,923 --> 01:13:11,570
-Me?
-SLOWIK: Yes.

1546
01:13:11,124 --> 01:13:13,590
You remember the smokehouse? Hmm?

1547
01:13:13,126 --> 01:13:14,661
MARGOT: (STUTTERS) Maybe... I don't...

1548
01:13:14,761 --> 01:13:16,296
Chef, perhaps one of us should...

1549
01:13:16,396 --> 01:13:19,990
SLOWIK: Margot is now one of us, Elsa.

1550
01:13:19,165 --> 01:13:20,266
Right, Margot?

1551
01:13:21,334 --> 01:13:22,502
-MARGOT: Yes.
-Yes, what?

1552
01:13:23,803 --> 01:13:25,438
Yes, Chef.

1553
01:13:25,505 --> 01:13:27,640
Elsa, give her the smokehouse key.

1554
01:13:29,609 --> 01:13:31,745
Yes, Chef.

1555
01:13:31,811 --> 01:13:33,113
(KEYS JINGLING)

1556
01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:38,840
SLOWIK: Go.

1557
01:13:38,585 --> 01:13:39,652
Go!

1558
01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:40,820
Um...

1559
01:13:44,524 --> 01:13:46,259
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

1560
01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:50,263
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1561
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,101
(BIRD SQUAWKS)

1562
01:14:08,948 --> 01:14:10,684
(RICHARD BREATHING HEAVILY)

1563
01:14:12,886 --> 01:14:15,455
(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

1564
01:14:19,959 --> 01:14:21,327
Excuse me. Uh...

1565
01:14:21,394 --> 01:14:22,529
(DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES)

1566
01:14:22,629 --> 01:14:24,464
(STUTTERS) I'm sorry, Chef.

1567
01:14:25,498 --> 01:14:27,333
Sir... Sir Slowik. Um...

1568
01:14:28,535 --> 01:14:29,969
Hi.

1569
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:31,370
What's up?

1570
01:14:32,639 --> 01:14:34,740
Oh... Well, look...

1571
01:14:34,874 --> 01:14:38,178
What I really...
I just wanted to say because, um...

1572
01:14:38,678 --> 01:14:41,470
Look, I'm not trying to sound,
like, all whatever here or anything,

1573
01:14:41,147 --> 01:14:44,517
but I just don't think it's really fair.

1574
01:14:44,584 --> 01:14:45,719
Maybe.

1575
01:14:45,819 --> 01:14:46,986
(STUTTERS) If...

1576
01:14:47,530 --> 01:14:49,489
Do you wanna know
why you're being punished?

1577
01:14:51,157 --> 01:14:52,225
(HESITATES)

1578
01:14:53,193 --> 01:14:54,494
Sure.

1579
01:14:54,561 --> 01:14:59,199
I saw the film Calling Doctor Sunshine,
and I did not enjoy it.

1580
01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:00,867
Wait, sorry?

1581
01:15:00,934 --> 01:15:02,202
It was a Sunday.

1582
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:04,604
My one day off in months.

1583
01:15:05,405 --> 01:15:06,539
The most precious day.

1584
01:15:06,606 --> 01:15:08,375
The day where I was allowed to live.

1585
01:15:08,441 --> 01:15:12,445
And I saw the film Calling Doctor Sunshine
alone in the cinema.

1586
01:15:12,545 --> 01:15:15,715
But look, I didn't direct it.
I just acted in it.

1587
01:15:15,782 --> 01:15:18,351
The memory of your face in that film,

1588
01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:22,756
and seeing you again now haunts me.

1589
01:15:22,856 --> 01:15:23,890
Drives me.

1590
01:15:24,424 --> 01:15:28,261
What happens to an artist
when he loses his purpose?

1591
01:15:28,895 --> 01:15:30,230
It's pitiful.

1592
01:15:31,231 --> 01:15:32,432
No, you're right.

1593
01:15:36,436 --> 01:15:37,737
And what about her?

1594
01:15:38,571 --> 01:15:39,973
What school did you go to?

1595
01:15:40,740 --> 01:15:41,875
Brown.

1596
01:15:41,941 --> 01:15:43,109
Student loans?

1597
01:15:43,977 --> 01:15:45,111
No.

1598
01:15:45,211 --> 01:15:46,746
I'm sorry. You're dying.

1599
01:15:50,830 --> 01:15:51,985
-(SWITCH CLICKS)
-(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1600
01:16:03,396 --> 01:16:05,598
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1601
01:16:36,363 --> 01:16:38,431
-(SWITCH CLICKS)
-(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC STOPS)

1602
01:16:50,176 --> 01:16:52,145
Mother****er.

1603
01:16:54,114 --> 01:16:55,115
Really?

1604
01:17:09,496 --> 01:17:10,997
(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

1605
01:17:13,133 --> 01:17:15,668
ELSA: No one is allowed
inside Chef's house.

1606
01:17:15,735 --> 01:17:17,404
Do you think you're special?

1607
01:17:20,540 --> 01:17:22,509
You've disobeyed this rule.

1608
01:17:28,181 --> 01:17:31,851
I take care of the customers
so that Chef can take care of the menu.

1609
01:17:36,856 --> 01:17:39,192
You've been a nuisance
since you have arrived.

1610
01:17:39,259 --> 01:17:40,493
I'm sorry.

1611
01:17:41,995 --> 01:17:43,697
If you don't mind me asking though,

1612
01:17:44,864 --> 01:17:46,266
why would you die for him?

1613
01:17:46,933 --> 01:17:48,668
You will not replace me.

1614
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,605
Replace you?
Trust me, I have no... (SCREAMS)

1615
01:17:55,410 --> 01:17:57,110
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(MARGOT SCREAMING)

1616
01:18:00,714 --> 01:18:02,549
No, no. No!

1617
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:05,352
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1618
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:15,528
(BOTH SCREAM)

1619
01:18:16,463 --> 01:18:19,265
(BOTH GRUNTING AND STRUGGLING)

1620
01:18:25,972 --> 01:18:28,408
MARGOT: Stop! Enough!

1621
01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:31,945
He didn't tell me about the barrel.

1622
01:18:32,450 --> 01:18:33,880
-I didn't forget.
-(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

1623
01:18:33,947 --> 01:18:35,715
-(MARGOT SCREAMS)
-(SQUELCHING)

1624
01:18:35,782 --> 01:18:37,550
Oh, my God!

1625
01:18:37,617 --> 01:18:38,985
(BLOOD GUSHING)

1626
01:18:39,850 --> 01:18:40,653
(CHOKING)

1627
01:18:47,494 --> 01:18:48,895
(MARGOT GROANS)

1628
01:18:54,834 --> 01:18:56,690
(PANTING)

1629
01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:03,510
(TENSE MUSIC FADES)

1630
01:19:09,282 --> 01:19:12,585
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1631
01:19:19,759 --> 01:19:20,760
(LOCK CLICKS)

1632
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,168
(SWITCH CLICKS)

1633
01:20:26,659 --> 01:20:27,694
Oh, my God.

1634
01:20:27,761 --> 01:20:29,195
(GASPS) Um...

1635
01:20:31,331 --> 01:20:33,700
(RADIO TURNS ON)

1636
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:37,300
Hello?

1637
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:42,876
ALL: (SINGING)
Happy birthday, dear Bryce

1638
01:20:42,942 --> 01:20:48,581
Happy birthday to you

1639
01:20:48,682 --> 01:20:50,283
You told them it was my birthday?

1640
01:20:50,383 --> 01:20:52,719
Seemed funny about three hours ago.

1641
01:20:52,786 --> 01:20:53,953
Thank you.

1642
01:21:01,294 --> 01:21:04,898
Well, leave it there and take your seat.

1643
01:21:06,599 --> 01:21:08,535
(PANTING)

1644
01:21:10,136 --> 01:21:13,406
I want you to
understand something, Margot.

1645
01:21:19,946 --> 01:21:21,414
I am a monster.

1646
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:24,250
No, was a monster.

1647
01:21:24,718 --> 01:21:26,860
And a *****.

1648
01:21:27,870 --> 01:21:30,290
But tonight, everything I'm doing is pure.

1649
01:21:30,390 --> 01:21:31,458
Egoless.

1650
01:21:31,558 --> 01:21:35,128
And at last, the pain is almost gone.

1651
01:21:35,962 --> 01:21:37,464
Chef's hands.

1652
01:21:38,565 --> 01:21:40,834
Asbestos hands.

1653
01:21:40,934 --> 01:21:46,139
I can carry a cast-iron from a hot oven
to your table with no protection.

1654
01:21:48,675 --> 01:21:50,443
I can no longer be hurt, Margot.

1655
01:21:51,611 --> 01:21:55,148
As Dr. King said,
"We know through painful experience

1656
01:21:55,248 --> 01:21:58,818
"that freedom is never
voluntarily given by the oppressor.

1657
01:21:58,918 --> 01:22:02,188
"It must be demanded by the oppressed."

1658
01:22:02,288 --> 01:22:03,957
Did he just quote Martin Luther King?

1659
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:05,125
-Yep.
-Yes, he did.

1660
01:22:06,126 --> 01:22:08,328
(SHIP HORN BLARES)

1661
01:22:09,950 --> 01:22:10,960
What?

1662
01:22:13,533 --> 01:22:15,535
I see you found our radio.

1663
01:22:15,635 --> 01:22:17,771
Clear the dining room immediately!

1664
01:22:17,837 --> 01:22:19,500
It's a boat!

1665
01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:21,975
Did you call someone?

1666
01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:23,143
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

1667
01:22:23,209 --> 01:22:25,178
-It's a boat.
-It's a boat.

1668
01:22:28,715 --> 01:22:30,550
What? What are you doing? (GROANS)

1669
01:22:31,618 --> 01:22:33,520
-(RICHARD GROANING)
-GEORGE: Easy! Easy, there!

1670
01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:34,988
BRYCE: The **** are you doing to that man?

1671
01:22:35,550 --> 01:22:36,456
GEORGE: Bro, easy with that!

1672
01:22:38,525 --> 01:22:40,600
SLOWIK: Tight, tight, tight.

1673
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,294
Good.

1674
01:22:44,798 --> 01:22:46,900
You'll be tempted to ask him for help.

1675
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,735
-To plead, even.
-No, no, no.

1676
01:22:48,835 --> 01:22:51,137
This would be unwise. He cannot help you.

1677
01:22:51,204 --> 01:22:52,405
Ask yourselves two things.

1678
01:22:52,505 --> 01:22:56,576
One, if you really wanna be responsible
for the death of an innocent man.

1679
01:22:56,676 --> 01:22:59,979
And two, ask yourselves,
this entire evening,

1680
01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:02,849
why didn't you all try harder
to fight back?

1681
01:23:02,916 --> 01:23:04,551
To get out of here?

1682
01:23:05,318 --> 01:23:07,153
Honestly, you probably could have.

1683
01:23:08,154 --> 01:23:09,989
Something to think about.

1684
01:23:19,650 --> 01:23:21,401
SLOWIK: Good evening, Officer.
How can we help you?

1685
01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:23,536
I got a report of a disturbance.

1686
01:23:24,371 --> 01:23:26,272
Uh, here? (SCOFFS)

1687
01:23:26,373 --> 01:23:27,674
What kind of a disturbance?

1688
01:23:29,342 --> 01:23:30,443
OFFICER: A violent one.

1689
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,847
-Are you the owner?
-I am the executive chef.

1690
01:23:33,913 --> 01:23:37,183
Ownership changed hands recently,
but that's another story.

1691
01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:39,285
Now, I don't wish to be rude,
but as you can see,

1692
01:23:39,386 --> 01:23:41,540
we're right in the middle of service.

1693
01:23:45,392 --> 01:23:48,595
Did anybody here call in a distress
over the shortwave tonight?

1694
01:23:51,398 --> 01:23:52,866
(SLOWIK LAUGHING SOFTLY)

1695
01:23:52,932 --> 01:23:55,402
We're not in the habit
of serving our guests

1696
01:23:55,468 --> 01:23:58,380
shortwave radios with their meals.

1697
01:23:58,104 --> 01:23:59,539
(COOKING TEAM LAUGH)

1698
01:24:09,282 --> 01:24:10,617
Hey.

1699
01:24:10,717 --> 01:24:12,385
Uh... Are you...

1700
01:24:13,119 --> 01:24:15,555
Yes, yes, yes. I am.

1701
01:24:15,622 --> 01:24:18,158
Wow. I'm a big fan.

1702
01:24:18,792 --> 01:24:19,793
Thank you.

1703
01:24:19,893 --> 01:24:21,227
Would you like his autograph?

1704
01:24:23,830 --> 01:24:24,998
(HESITATES) Uh...

1705
01:24:25,732 --> 01:24:26,766
I don't want to bother you.

1706
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:29,502
No, no, no. It wouldn't be a bother.

1707
01:24:29,602 --> 01:24:31,571
(STUTTERS) I just, I don't have a...

1708
01:24:31,638 --> 01:24:33,973
SLOWIK: No, we have a pen. Let's do it.

1709
01:24:35,275 --> 01:24:36,276
Yeah.

1710
01:24:36,343 --> 01:24:37,644
Thank you.

1711
01:24:39,279 --> 01:24:40,647
-What's your name?
-Dale.

1712
01:24:40,747 --> 01:24:43,616
-GEORGE: Dale. What's up, Dale?
-Hi.

1713
01:24:44,317 --> 01:24:46,353
-You're great.
-(PEN SCRIBBLING)

1714
01:24:46,453 --> 01:24:48,688
My wife and I, we loved that, um...

1715
01:24:48,788 --> 01:24:51,291
What's it called?
The one where you play the surgeon?

1716
01:24:51,358 --> 01:24:53,993
Yeah. Calling Doctor Sunshine.

1717
01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:56,696
DALE: Yeah! Yeah, great stuff.
GEORGE: Here you go.

1718
01:24:57,163 --> 01:24:58,498
Thank you so much.

1719
01:24:59,199 --> 01:25:00,300
(CHUCKLES)

1720
01:25:00,367 --> 01:25:02,168
Okay. Um...

1721
01:25:02,268 --> 01:25:07,340
Well, sorry again for bothering you folks.
Uh, I'll be leaving now.

1722
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:08,808
GEORGE: For all you do, man, anytime.

1723
01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:10,777
SLOWIK: Well, thank you for your service.

1724
01:25:21,321 --> 01:25:22,889
DALE: Hands on your head! Everyone! Now!

1725
01:25:22,989 --> 01:25:25,325
-No, no. You're joking.
-(ALL GASP)

1726
01:25:25,392 --> 01:25:26,493
You're joking.

1727
01:25:26,559 --> 01:25:28,280
DALE: I am not joking, sir.

1728
01:25:28,128 --> 01:25:30,730
SLOWIK: Come on. Clearly,
there's a misunderstanding.

1729
01:25:30,830 --> 01:25:31,831
ANNE: Help us!

1730
01:25:31,898 --> 01:25:33,833
FELICITY: Yes! Yes!
ANNE: He wants to kill us all!

1731
01:25:33,900 --> 01:25:36,690
DALE: Back to your seats!
Everyone! Back to your seat now!

1732
01:25:36,169 --> 01:25:37,804
SOREN: He's ****ing crazy!

1733
01:25:37,871 --> 01:25:39,139
Back in your chair now.

1734
01:25:39,205 --> 01:25:41,675
Silence! Everyone, back to where you were.

1735
01:25:41,741 --> 01:25:43,710
Sit down. Now!

1736
01:25:44,344 --> 01:25:45,412
Quiet!

1737
01:25:45,512 --> 01:25:47,800
-It's him! It's him!
-Him!

1738
01:25:47,180 --> 01:25:49,516
-DALE: Everyone!
-He wants to kill us all!

1739
01:25:49,582 --> 01:25:50,984
DALE: Do not speak!

1740
01:25:53,653 --> 01:25:54,654
You.

1741
01:25:55,355 --> 01:25:57,757
On your knees with your hands
over your head. Now.

1742
01:25:57,857 --> 01:26:00,930
GUESTS: Yes!
ANNE: Thank you!

1743
01:26:01,428 --> 01:26:04,531
-You are ****ed!
-Yes! Yes! Yes!

1744
01:26:04,597 --> 01:26:05,598
LILLIAN: Oh, my God!

1745
01:26:05,699 --> 01:26:08,201
SOREN: All these other ****ers
are with them too, sir. Watch out.

1746
01:26:08,268 --> 01:26:10,300
-DALE: Calm down!
-**** you!

1747
01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:11,404
-DALE: Stay calm.
-**** you!

1748
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:16,242
Nobody move until I say so. No one move!

1749
01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:22,382
-No, no!
-What are you doing?

1750
01:26:22,449 --> 01:26:23,516
GEORGE: Hey, hey, hey.

1751
01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:24,584
TED: Him, him, him!
GEORGE: No!

1752
01:26:24,684 --> 01:26:25,719
(GUN CLICKS)

1753
01:26:35,610 --> 01:26:37,630
SLOWIK: Thank you, Dale. Thank you.

1754
01:26:42,602 --> 01:26:43,937
(SLOWIK GRUNTS)

1755
01:26:44,370 --> 01:26:45,710
Good job.

1756
01:26:47,374 --> 01:26:50,977
So, in a kitchen we all work together,
or nothing works at all.

1757
01:26:52,212 --> 01:26:53,880
-(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)
-We work as a team.

1758
01:26:57,984 --> 01:26:59,219
You...

1759
01:26:59,285 --> 01:27:01,955
Margot from Nebraska.

1760
01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:08,895
You... You've betrayed
our sacred bond of trust.

1761
01:27:09,329 --> 01:27:13,666
And you've shown your craft
to be careless.

1762
01:27:14,934 --> 01:27:18,805
I was wrong.
You're an eater. You're a taker.

1763
01:27:19,839 --> 01:27:21,474
Like all the rest.

1764
01:27:23,176 --> 01:27:25,178
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1765
01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:35,989
Final course! Plating in five!

1766
01:27:36,890 --> 01:27:37,490
COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1767
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:42,362
(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)

1768
01:27:44,764 --> 01:27:46,666
(GROANING)

1769
01:28:12,192 --> 01:28:13,460
(TENSE MUSIC FADES)

1770
01:28:15,362 --> 01:28:17,197
MARGOT: I don't like your food.

1771
01:28:17,297 --> 01:28:18,365
What did you say?

1772
01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:22,302
I said I don't like your food,
and I would like to send it back.

1773
01:28:39,486 --> 01:28:41,187
SLOWIK: I'm sorry to hear that.

1774
01:28:41,921 --> 01:28:44,391
What about my food is not to your liking?

1775
01:28:47,193 --> 01:28:48,228
For starters,

1776
01:28:49,290 --> 01:28:51,231
you've taken the joy out of eating.

1777
01:28:52,165 --> 01:28:55,769
Every dish you served tonight
has been some intellectual exercise

1778
01:28:55,869 --> 01:28:58,705
rather than something you want
to sit and enjoy.

1779
01:29:00,206 --> 01:29:03,943
When I eat your food,
it tastes like it was made with no love.

1780
01:29:04,611 --> 01:29:07,247
Oh, this is ridiculous.
We always cook with love.

1781
01:29:07,347 --> 01:29:09,582
-Don't we?
-COOKING TEAM: Yes, Chef!

1782
01:29:09,683 --> 01:29:12,452
Everyone knows love
is the most important ingredient.

1783
01:29:12,552 --> 01:29:13,887
Then you're kidding yourself.

1784
01:29:14,888 --> 01:29:18,580
Come on, Chef. I thought tonight
was a night of hard home truths.

1785
01:29:18,124 --> 01:29:19,125
This is one of them.

1786
01:29:19,225 --> 01:29:21,928
You cook with obsession, not love.

1787
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:23,596
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1788
01:29:23,697 --> 01:29:25,398
Even your hot dishes are cold.

1789
01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:27,600
You're a chef.

1790
01:29:28,234 --> 01:29:31,370
Your single purpose on this Earth
is to serve people food

1791
01:29:31,104 --> 01:29:33,873
that they might actually like,
and you have failed.

1792
01:29:34,641 --> 01:29:35,909
You've failed.

1793
01:29:35,975 --> 01:29:37,377
And you've bored me.

1794
01:29:37,444 --> 01:29:40,413
And the worst part is
I'm still ****ing hungry.

1795
01:29:41,715 --> 01:29:43,717
You're... You're still hungry?

1796
01:29:43,783 --> 01:29:44,784
MARGOT: Yes, I am.

1797
01:29:47,587 --> 01:29:48,588
How hungry?

1798
01:29:49,222 --> 01:29:50,256
Starved.

1799
01:29:50,323 --> 01:29:51,958
Well, what are you hungry for?

1800
01:29:52,580 --> 01:29:53,426
What do you have?

1801
01:29:53,493 --> 01:29:54,494
Everything.

1802
01:29:56,129 --> 01:29:58,665
-You know what I'd really like?
-Tell me.

1803
01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:01,167
A cheeseburger.

1804
01:30:08,408 --> 01:30:10,677
Yeah, we can do a cheeseburger.

1805
01:30:10,777 --> 01:30:12,512
A real cheeseburger.

1806
01:30:12,612 --> 01:30:14,981
Not some fancy,
deconstructed avant bullshit.

1807
01:30:15,810 --> 01:30:16,916
A real cheeseburger.

1808
01:30:16,983 --> 01:30:20,153
Well, I'll make you a very good,
very traditional cheeseburger.

1809
01:30:20,253 --> 01:30:21,354
I don't think you can.

1810
01:30:21,454 --> 01:30:25,125
I'll make you feel as if you're eating
the first cheeseburger you ever ate.

1811
01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:28,695
The cheap one your parents
could barely afford.

1812
01:30:29,295 --> 01:30:31,164
-Show me.
-How do you like it?

1813
01:30:31,264 --> 01:30:33,990
Medium. American cheese.

1814
01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:35,435
American cheese is the best cheese
for a cheeseburger,

1815
01:30:35,502 --> 01:30:37,170
because it melts without splitting.

1816
01:30:37,270 --> 01:30:38,471
How much will that set me back?

1817
01:30:38,538 --> 01:30:39,706
$9.95.

1818
01:30:41,941 --> 01:30:43,209
That come with fries?

1819
01:30:43,777 --> 01:30:45,145
-Niels.
-Yes, Chef?

1820
01:30:45,211 --> 01:30:47,147
-Is the fryer still on?
-Yes, Chef.

1821
01:30:48,148 --> 01:30:50,950
Crinkle-cut or julienne?

1822
01:30:51,170 --> 01:30:52,218
(MEAT SIZZLING)

1823
01:30:56,990 --> 01:30:59,626
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1824
01:32:29,416 --> 01:32:30,417
Hmm.

1825
01:32:38,258 --> 01:32:39,292
Mmm.

1826
01:32:40,260 --> 01:32:41,394
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1827
01:32:42,996 --> 01:32:44,130
(MUSIC FADES)

1828
01:32:45,165 --> 01:32:46,299
Now that...

1829
01:32:49,335 --> 01:32:50,804
...is a cheeseburger.

1830
01:32:51,304 --> 01:32:52,939
Yeah.

1831
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:54,674
That is a cheeseburger.

1832
01:32:58,345 --> 01:33:02,148
Unfortunately, I think my eyes
were a little bigger than my stomach.

1833
01:33:05,318 --> 01:33:06,586
Well, I understand.

1834
01:33:08,922 --> 01:33:10,457
Can I get the rest to go?

1835
01:33:19,933 --> 01:33:21,201
One moment, please.

1836
01:33:21,768 --> 01:33:23,269
(BELL DINGS)

1837
01:33:38,518 --> 01:33:39,986
One cheeseburger to go.

1838
01:33:42,188 --> 01:33:43,356
And a gift bag.

1839
01:33:47,694 --> 01:33:49,662
Thank you for dining at Hawthorn.

1840
01:33:51,564 --> 01:33:52,699
Thank you...

1841
01:33:54,534 --> 01:33:55,802
...for, um...

1842
01:33:59,572 --> 01:34:01,841
For everything.

1843
01:34:54,894 --> 01:34:59,432
Before our final course,
there is the matter of the bill.

1844
01:34:59,532 --> 01:35:03,269
We're on a no-tip system,
so gratuity is included.

1845
01:35:03,370 --> 01:35:05,472
And please enjoy your gift bags.

1846
01:35:05,572 --> 01:35:08,108
Um... Some goodies in there.

1847
01:35:09,309 --> 01:35:11,711
A booklet of our local suppliers,

1848
01:35:12,379 --> 01:35:14,414
some house-made granola,

1849
01:35:15,281 --> 01:35:20,420
one of Doug Verrick's fingers,
and a copy of tonight's menu.

1850
01:35:24,157 --> 01:35:25,725
Oh! No, no.

1851
01:35:26,726 --> 01:35:27,827
It's on the magazine.

1852
01:35:28,795 --> 01:35:30,463
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

1853
01:35:36,503 --> 01:35:37,504
(GEORGE SIGHS)

1854
01:35:38,171 --> 01:35:39,839
I told you you weren't leaving.

1855
01:35:47,247 --> 01:35:51,651
So, once again,
thank you for dining with us tonight.

1856
01:35:53,286 --> 01:35:55,955
You represent the ruin of my art

1857
01:35:57,357 --> 01:35:58,591
and my life,

1858
01:35:59,492 --> 01:36:02,950
and now you get to be a part of it.

1859
01:36:03,196 --> 01:36:07,534
A part of what I hope is my masterpiece.

1860
01:36:17,844 --> 01:36:19,379
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

1861
01:36:35,662 --> 01:36:37,300
(GUESTS GROANING)

1862
01:36:59,552 --> 01:37:01,521
SLOWIK: And now, our final dessert course

1863
01:37:01,588 --> 01:37:05,358
is a playful twist
on a comfort food classic.

1864
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:08,661
The s'more.

1865
01:37:10,163 --> 01:37:13,867
The most offensive assault
on the human palate ever contrived.

1866
01:37:14,567 --> 01:37:17,237
Unethically sourced chocolate
and gelatinized sugar water

1867
01:37:17,337 --> 01:37:20,540
imprisoned by industrial-grade
graham cracker.

1868
01:37:20,607 --> 01:37:25,178
It's everything wrong with us,
and yet we associate it with innocence.

1869
01:37:25,245 --> 01:37:26,446
With childhood.

1870
01:37:26,546 --> 01:37:27,881
Mom and Dad.

1871
01:37:28,948 --> 01:37:34,387
But what transforms
this ****ing monstrosity is fire.

1872
01:37:34,454 --> 01:37:35,789
Oh, God.

1873
01:37:39,125 --> 01:37:41,610
The purifying flame.

1874
01:37:41,628 --> 01:37:44,130
It nourishes us, warms us,

1875
01:37:44,798 --> 01:37:49,636
re-invents us, forges and destroys us.

1876
01:37:50,370 --> 01:37:52,405
We must embrace the flame.

1877
01:37:56,443 --> 01:37:58,545
Jesus ****ing Christ! Please.

1878
01:37:58,611 --> 01:38:00,246
(ENGINE STALLING)

1879
01:38:02,415 --> 01:38:03,416
(GUESTS GASP)

1880
01:38:07,987 --> 01:38:10,900
We must be cleansed.

1881
01:38:11,224 --> 01:38:12,659
Made clean.

1882
01:38:14,260 --> 01:38:15,929
Like martyrs

1883
01:38:17,263 --> 01:38:18,498
or heretics.

1884
01:38:19,332 --> 01:38:21,735
-We can be subsumed...
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1885
01:38:21,801 --> 01:38:24,971
...and made anew.

1886
01:38:25,710 --> 01:38:26,773
Thank you.

1887
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:28,908
-(SIGHS)
-(ENGINE STARTS)

1888
01:38:38,284 --> 01:38:39,519
I love you all!

1889
01:38:39,619 --> 01:38:41,621
COOKING TEAM: We love you, Chef!

1890
01:39:04,844 --> 01:39:06,212
(ENGINE STOPS)

1891
01:39:10,283 --> 01:39:11,451
(SIGHS)

1892
01:39:18,525 --> 01:39:20,326
-(DISTANT EXPLOSION)
-(GASPS)

1893
01:39:58,998 --> 01:40:01,334
(SOMBER ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1894
01:40:43,710 --> 01:40:45,645
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)