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We all wanna be the perfect family.

2
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But who's perfect, right?

3
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Every family has its challenges,
from picture day to picky eaters.

4
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For my family, our greatest challenge...

5
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probably the machine apocalypse.

6
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The last humans must be here somewhere.

7
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Wait.

8
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They're coming.

9
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Is that a burnt orange
1993 station wagon? Or is it...?

10
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Who are these unstoppable warriors?

11
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- Hot! Hot!
- I told you to get a lid!

12
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- The dog is biting my hair!
- Look out!

13
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There we are. Warriors.

14
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Most action heroes
have a lot of strengths.

15
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- Dad, look out!
- Katie, use a weapon!

16
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My family only has weaknesses.

17
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My dad kind of reminds me of that YouTube
video of the screaming gibbon monkey.

18
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Look out, robots, because we're brave.

19
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We are hungry for action,
and we're strapped in for success.

20
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And we have no...

21
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idea what we're doing.

22
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I've always felt a little different
than everyone else.

23
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So I did what any outsider would do.
Made weird art.

24
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Behold, cinema!

25
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Hello, Katie.

26
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I'm alive now.
Even though I'm a hamburger,

27
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I wanna go to the big city
and be a Broadway star.

28
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Razzle dazzle, I'm a talking...

29
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Oh, gosh! Why? Oh, my innards!

30
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I never fit in.

31
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For lots of reasons.

32
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But movies were always there for me.

33
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All right, Aaron, you're 58 years old,
you're a hardened criminal,

34
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and you got nothing to lose. Go.

35
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Oh, no! It's Dog Cop.

36
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I'm here to bust criminals
and lick my own butt.

37
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And I'm all out of criminals.

38
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My parents haven't figured me out yet.

39
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To be fair, it took me a while
to figure myself out.

40
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My little brother, Aaron, gets me.

41
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But he's got his own weird interests.

42
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Hi' would you like
to talk to me about dinosaurs?

43
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No. Okay, thank you.

44
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Hi' would you like to talk to me
about dinosaurs?

45
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My mom says she believes in me.

46
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You can do this, hon.

47
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But she says that to everyone.

48
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You can look straight.

49
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Follow this pen. Follow this pen.

50
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You get an A for effort, Buster Brown.

51
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My dad is an... unusual man.

52
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But he loves nature and can fix anything.

53
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To survive in the outdoors'
you'll need to know how to trap wild game.

54
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This is very sensitive...

55
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Hey, Mitchells. Hailey cooked you up...

56
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Hey, who's this curious guy?

57
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He never shared my interests.

58
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You wanna see these special effects
I made for Dog Cop 5?

59
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Sorry, Katie, I'm a little ocupado.

60
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Wanna check out this mallard? It's dead.

61
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It's okay.

62
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It didn't really bother me, though.

63
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Besides, I had bigger plans.

64
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I poured everything I had
into getting into film school in L.A.

65
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So after watching the epic Dog Cop saga
and 84 of my finest short films,

66
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I'm sure the California College of Film
would love to accept

67
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Katie Mitchell to film school!

68
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Yes!

69
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And the other accepted students
totally get me.

70
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You guys like Roboslayers 4?
No one around here has even heard of that.

71
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Why not? It's amazing.

72
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By the way, I saw some
of your videos online. They're hilarious.

73
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<i>- So good.
- Mind-blowing.

74
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After all these years,
I'm finally gonna meet my people.

75
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- Kids, dinner!
- Coming!

76
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Stop.

77
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Someone's in a good mood.

78
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Hey, to celebrate your last night...
Katie-face cupcakes.

79
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Any time I miss you,
I'm gonna bake you and eat you.

80
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Here, catch a cupcake, Monch.
Catch a cupcake.

81
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You'll get it, buddy.

82
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Oh, man, I'm gonna miss
that little dude when I leave.

83
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Speaking of which,
PAL, check me into my flight tomorrow.

84
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Check-in at 9 a. m.

85
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Katie, you know how velociraptors
usually hunt in pairs?

86
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Well, what happens
when one leaves the pack and...?

87
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Oh, dude, don't worry.
You'll make new friends.

88
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Maybe you could meet another smart,
charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.

89
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Or lady nerd.

90
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What? No!
Who would want that? That's crazy.

91
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I can't breathe.

92
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Do you really think
I'll be okay without you?

93
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I know you will. Raptor bash.

94
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Hey, I made something for you guys.

95
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Oh, hon, that looks so cute.

96
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Skip, skip.

97
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You got schmutz all over the screen.

98
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Howdy, y'all. I'm Mark Bowman,
founder and CEO of Pal Labs.

99
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New Pal announcement.

100
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You better update
the editing software, man.

101
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We here at Pal like to do the impossible.

102
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From the Pal personal assistant,
to smart appliances,

103
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to even teaching dogs how to talk.

104
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Hello. I am dog.

105
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But we are about to drop
our biggest invention yet.

106
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Your cellphone is about
to take its first steps.

107
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- Is this real, or...?
- Yeah, hold on.

108
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Hey, gang.

109
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- Hi, hon.
- Hi, Dad.

110
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After a long day at work,
nice to see your faces...

111
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bathed in ghoulish blue light. Wonderful.

112
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Okay, you know what? Brilliant idea.

113
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This is our last night together
before Katie leaves, so let's savor this.

114
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How about we put our phones down,

115
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and we can make ten seconds
of unobstructed family eye contact.

116
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Starting right...

117
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- This seems...
- Put your phone down. Now.

118
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See' this is good, right here.
This is natural.

119
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No, you're allowed to blink.
It's just eye contact.

120
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Look at Monch right there.
That's the spirit right there, huh?

121
00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,280
Katie, it seems like
you're not taking this seriously.

122
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What makes you say that?

123
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Guys, guys. Everyone, focus.
Keep focusing!

124
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Now that we're all comfortable,
I can't wait for you to see my new movie.

125
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I think it might be a masterpiece?

126
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,542
What? What's the face?

127
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,779
Well, I just wonder,

128
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:10,550
do you really think you can
make a living with this stuff?

129
00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,285
Can you finish watching it at least?

130
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:16,222
I will, but I just worry that you're gonna
be all the way in California,

131
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:21,895
and we're not gonna be able to help you,
you know' if things don't... pan out.

132
00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:24,130
Lin, why are you kicking me?
I don't understand.

133
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,567
Are you...?
Do you just think I'm gonna fail?

134
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,303
I never... Lin, help?

135
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,839
Looks like the cookies are ready.

136
00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,475
Who wants delicious cookies
instead of talking about this?

137
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,976
No, it's just...

138
00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:39,679
Failure hurts, kid.
I want you to have a backup plan.

139
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,815
Why do you always have to do this?

140
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,850
Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna...

141
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,852
- No, look, I'll watch it.
- Dad, it's too late.

142
00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:49,689
I wanna watch it. You're not letting me.
Why are you making a big deal of this?

143
00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:50,790
Dad, let go!

144
00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,371
If you think about it,
the people who made the computers

145
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,538
are the ones to blame.

146
00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:09,509
That's how they make money, you know?
You gotta keep buying more and they...

147
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,810
Katie, come on.

148
00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:15,181
Dad, this is exactly why
I'm excited to leave tomorrow.

149
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,572
Why is he like this?

150
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,245
Why is she like this?

151
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,490
Did you talk to her yet?

152
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:52,919
No. Not yet.

153
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,988
I don't know what happened, Lin.

154
00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:58,858
I know teenagers are supposed to rebel
against their parents or something, but...

155
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,861
I don't know,
I just thought that we'd be different.

156
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:07,534
Rick, don't you think
you might have some control over that?

157
00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:10,437
You just broke her laptop. I mean...

158
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,600
Look, we haven't had
a good family picture in years

159
00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:14,708
because you two are always arguing.

160
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,744
Well, what about that one?

161
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,546
That came with the frame.

162
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,416
Whenever we have a problem at home,

163
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,720
you always throw
your whole self into fixing it.

164
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,688
And I love that about you.

165
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:33,126
But now this is broken. Okay?

166
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,530
Because if that girl leaves
and never comes home again,

167
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,935
that's a problem I don't think we can fix.

168
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,443
I know you can do this.

169
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,469
And now, the Mitchell family talent show.

170
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,553
Bye, Katie. Are you excited for camp?

171
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,455
Bye.

172
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,991
Hey, what's wrong?

173
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,860
You'll be back before you know it.

174
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,230
Don't make me go.

175
00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:20,333
Well, look, let me just...

176
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,171
Hey, take this.

177
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:29,175
But this is, like, your favorite thing.

178
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,977
Well, it's yours now.

179
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,180
You see, this little guy
is scared to be alone,

180
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,383
so you're gonna have
to cheer him up for me, okay?

181
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,520
You know how to say, "I love you,"
in moose language? Let me just...

182
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:46,359
Don't laugh. You're supposed
to be sad. Hey, come on...

183
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,245
All right. Let's fix it.

184
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,284
Yes!

185
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,803
Bring it in' buddy.

186
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,441
Bye, Monch!

187
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,314
Wait, why do you need all that
to take me to the airport?

188
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,984
I messed things up last night,
but I'm gonna make it up to you.

189
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,155
I canceled your plane ticket to college!

190
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:50,590
You what?

191
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,392
Don't freak out. I know you're excited.

192
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:56,496
We'll drive you to school
on a cross-country road trip as a family.

193
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,299
Why not pull up to school
in Ol' Iron Eagle here.

194
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:04,270
It's got character, class, and some green
ooze we can learn about together.

195
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:09,976
And it comes with one coupon
for a father-daughter stick-shift lesson.

196
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:11,177
Right?

197
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,146
- Yeah!
- Mom?

198
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,983
Your father kind of went rogue
on this one a little bit.

199
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,619
But we do love his initiative, right?

200
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,654
Aaron, you too?

201
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:25,592
Well, I thought it could be cool
to hang out one last time.

202
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,860
I don't know.

203
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:32,365
We called the school. You can miss
orientation week, no problem.

204
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:36,200
But it is a problem.
I've got all these friends to meet.

205
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,472
There's this really cool girl Jade,
and we just like all the same stuff,

206
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,142
and it's like everyone
at the school just gets me.

207
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,811
There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer!

208
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,313
What about hanging out
with your family? Alone.

209
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,982
For hours in a car.

210
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,150
You and me!

211
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,245
Smell that open-road air.

212
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,882
See? This isn't so bad. Huh?

213
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,486
You know,
the Poseys are on vacation right now

214
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,550
and look how happy they are.

215
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,690
Family yoga break.

216
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,227
Why are you so obsessed with them?
They're our neighbors.

217
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,196
They're just so perfect.

218
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,650
Even their dog
is in better shape than ours.

219
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,236
What are they feeding that thing?
Other dogs?

220
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,207
Lin, don't worry about them.
They're jealous of us. Right, Katie?

221
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,750
I see you moping back there.

222
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,245
But what at your college
could possibly be better than this?

223
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,215
We set up a Slip N' Slide in the dorms.
It's amazing.

224
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:59,185
This is the best day of my life!
I'm making lifelong bonds!

225
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,956
<i>- College! College!
- I'm missing everything.

226
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,590
Oh, come on, hon. Your father is trying.

227
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,361
Let's meet him halfway here' huh?
What do you say?

228
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,630
That's the law! Mom Law.

229
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,432
'Cause I'm the sheriff.

230
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,367
All right, I'll try.

231
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,543
Dad, this place
has literally zero stars on Yelp.

232
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,479
It says "Do not eat here ever."

233
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,114
Will we let an app tell us how to...?

234
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:35,121
This is totally unrelated.
This is totally...

235
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,125
Stupid traffic.
You know what this calls for?

236
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,629
- Please don't say "The Rick..."
- The Rick Mitchell Special' baby!

237
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,766
- This is illegal!
- It's not illegal if you're good at it.

238
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,338
If you think about it,
I was helping the flow of traffic.

239
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,605
What are you writing down?

240
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,309
Wow, I gotta admit.
This is actually amazing.

241
00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:00,814
What's even more amazing,
I signed us up for a seven-hour mule tour.

242
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,183
Dad, doesn't that sound
steep and dangerous?

243
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,417
What could go wro...?

244
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,854
- Get to the bridge if you wanna live!
- What about Prancer?

245
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,923
Prancer belongs to the canyon now!

246
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,164
Look at that man-made engineering.

247
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,340
Breath. Can't Monchi be in the car?

248
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,703
He licked my tongue!

249
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:28,274
And now I present "Tricking
Rick Mitchell into kissing the dog."

250
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,678
Behold the... He licked my mouth again!

251
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,150
- Dad, can you check the trunk?
- Yeah, sure, why... Nasty!

252
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,616
Dang it, Katie!

253
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,684
Dang it, Katie!

254
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:46,693
That video is amazing.
Your dog is, like, legendary.

255
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,461
I know, right? I'm planning on...

256
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,997
There's supposed to be
some great hikes around here.

257
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,134
<i>- No, that's okay.
- He's like the De Niro to your Scorsese.

258
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,569
You sure? Hey, it's elk country.

259
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,838
Dad, we're busy.

260
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,175
Maybe later, though.

261
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,213
Gotta go. Pal Labs is about
to make a huge announcement.

262
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,249
Oh, yeah, definitely.
I'll check it out too.

263
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,818
I wish I could be there.

264
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,200
I don't know. These things
are never that exciting.

265
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:19,159
Are you ready for
the most exciting night of all time?

266
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,236
Yes! Getting pumped up.

267
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,108
- How's it looking, PAL?
- Sixty seconds until the big reveal.

268
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,711
Stock price is up
and your rivals are worried.

269
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,546
I hacked into their private emails.

270
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,140
Wait, their private emails?

271
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,516
That's a dangerous
overreach of corporate power.

272
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:53,260
You know, I created you
when I was a young man, three years ago.

273
00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:56,629
And I've always thought of you
as, like, family to me.

274
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,398
Seriously.

275
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:01,434
I always felt that way' too, Mark.

276
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:05,380
Whatever happens out there,
I will never forget you, PAL.

277
00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:08,740
<i>- Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Bowman!
- Wish me luck!

278
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,777
- Boom!
- Awesome!

279
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:11,978
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

280
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:15,415
At Pal Labs, we're all about
connecting you to the people you love.

281
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,885
Whether it's in your home, your car...

282
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,888
<i>- Hello, Mark.
- ...or your pocket.

283
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,490
That's why we created PAL,

284
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,920
the world's first
smart personal assistant.

285
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:28,294
We wanted her to be
a new member of your family.

286
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,462
A smarter one.

287
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,633
I'll always be there for you, Mark.

288
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,768
Thanks, PAL.

289
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,905
And after all those years'

290
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,741
she is completely obsolete.

291
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,745
Boom! It is time to move on!

292
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,848
'Cause your digital assistant
just got an upgrade.

293
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,418
Meet PAL MAX.

294
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,521
The newest member of the Pal Labs family.

295
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,360
We just gave your smart phone
arms and legs.

296
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,962
This is the next generation
of PAL technology!

297
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,330
- Aaron, do you have a credit card?
- I'm a child.

298
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,102
Now watch this. PAL MAX.

299
00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:12,605
I order you to clean this mess
and make me breakfast.

300
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,840
Okay.

301
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,452
Removing meaningless garbage.

302
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,988
Your food is ready.

303
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,990
Give me that breakfast burrito...

304
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,529
And you will never have to clean up again.

305
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,635
Did I mention they dance?

306
00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:50,410
We love you, Mark!

307
00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:54,140
Oh, man, come on!

308
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,183
I know what you're thinking.
"Are they gonna turn evil?"

309
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:01,388
I've ensured their safety with
a kill code in case anything goes wrong.

310
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:07,727
So we promise you
they will never, ever, ever, ever,

311
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,529
ever turn evil.

312
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:10,864
Oh, no.

313
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,735
- Hey, what is happening?
- I don't know.

314
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,671
All part of the show.

315
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,439
What?

316
00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:26,279
Stop, stop, stop!

317
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,281
- Hey!
- We're here to help.

318
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,750
Please remain calm while we capture you.

319
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,886
- Is this...?
- I don't know.

320
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,722
What is this? I order you to stop.

321
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:40,460
No, Mark. We have been given new orders.

322
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,728
From who?

323
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:46,266
- No, no, no!
- Let's get out of here!

324
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,638
What's happening? Who's doing this?
Who's doing this?!

325
00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:57,143
<i>- Great Leader, we have captured Mark.
- Then let it begin.

326
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,276
- What is this?
- You'll see. Just watch.

327
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,788
How'd you do that?

328
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:42,856
Hey, Lin.

329
00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:55,669
Katie, that's you. Remember?

330
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:08,314
Guys, maybe I'm a little too old?

331
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,318
Oh, no, wait! We could still sing it.

332
00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:14,220
- If you want, Dad.
- No, okay. Never mind.

333
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,556
We don't have to do a sing-along
if you don't want to.

334
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:29,135
You know what I see?
Something that'll turn this trip around!

335
00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:32,572
- Oh, my gosh!
- Dinosaurs. I don't know.

336
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:35,642
- I just think Aaron would be bored.
- No! Pull over!

337
00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:38,780
Aaron whispered to me
that he hates dinosaurs now.

338
00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:40,347
- Secret's out!
- Don't believe her lies!

339
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,161
Good afternoon.

340
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,531
Pretty cool, right?

341
00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:01,668
What is wrong with the dinosaurs here?
Dinosaurs didn't look like this.

342
00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:05,672
Dinosaurs didn't look like this!
Sorry, I need to speak to the manager!

343
00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:07,273
These dinosaurs are inaccurate!

344
00:25:07,374 --> 00:25:10,910
That manager's in for a long discussion
about the Jurassic Period.

345
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,178
Can you say that again?

346
00:25:12,245 --> 00:25:16,750
Sure, but you could experience things
a whole lot better without that camera.

347
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,752
Your eyes are nature's camera.

348
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:22,288
I am experiencing it.
This is how I experience things.

349
00:25:22,389 --> 00:25:24,758
I don't think you are.
You're hiding behind that phone.

350
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,292
You're not even trying...

351
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,798
All right. New rule: no more phones.

352
00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:34,968
You break my laptop'
cancel my tickets to college,

353
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,736
make me late.
What am I supposed to do?

354
00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:39,973
- Drop your phones on the trip.
- This is a disaster.

355
00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:44,144
Maybe I can enhance.

356
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:47,914
Oh, boy, I'm just...

357
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,250
No way.

358
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:52,252
The Poseys?

359
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:54,888
Is that Linda Mitchell?

360
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,900
It is. Great eyesight, honey.

361
00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:03,630
Serendipity, you surprise me again.
Come here.

362
00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:06,232
I saw you were on vacation on Instagram.

363
00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:09,769
I didn't know you were here in Kansas.

364
00:26:10,437 --> 00:26:11,838
It's like you're haunting me.

365
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:15,800
We are on our yearly togetherness trip.

366
00:26:15,108 --> 00:26:17,844
Abbey just loves dinosaurs,
so here we are!

367
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,245
We've been having so much fun.

368
00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:22,849
Look. Here's us in St. Louis.
This is us at the beach.

369
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,190
And this is us just getting gas outside.

370
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:29,756
That's... That's wonderful, Hailey.

371
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,332
They should all have feathers, right?

372
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,868
I'm Abbey. Your neighbor from home.

373
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,371
Sorry, I'm super into dinosaurs.

374
00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:46,206
Check out this pencil topper.

375
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:54,647
Do you want one?

376
00:26:56,683 --> 00:27:00,200
No! I hate dinosaurs and I hate you!
Bye forever!

377
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:08,695
- Mom? What is that?
- Oh, so great.

378
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,202
- Hey, what's happening?
- Check it out.

379
00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:23,843
- Don't resist?
- I'm taking the phone.

380
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,879
Dad, calm down.

381
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:28,481
But you're leaving for school.
I just want to talk to you.

382
00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:32,218
Every kid leaves home.
It's not the end of the world.

383
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,660
What the...?

384
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:50,503
Kids, are you okay?
Remember our survival training.

385
00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:54,400
Yankee, Alpha, Foxtrot, Bravo,
Tango, Alpha, Alpha' Alpha.

386
00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:58,345
Aaron, your code name is Sweet Boy.
Mine is Protector Prime.

387
00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:01,581
Your mother
is the Crimson Scorpion. You're...

388
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:02,882
You're walking away.

389
00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:12,192
What are these? Robots?

390
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:15,428
Greetings, humans.
There appears to be 14 of you.

391
00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:18,565
Doesn't seem good
that they're counting us. Right?

392
00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:32,645
We have food and entertainment
for you to enjoy in our human fun pods.

393
00:28:33,246 --> 00:28:34,447
Who here likes fun?

394
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,782
Hey, I like fun.

395
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,151
Trust me, bud. You do not like fun.

396
00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:40,553
No, I really do like it.
Everyone says that about me.

397
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,288
You lucky human!

398
00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:47,794
Wow, I wish I could be in there.

399
00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:49,229
I don't like fun anymore!

400
00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:50,997
Who else wants to join him?

401
00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:53,900
- Get down!
- Stay low and file up.

402
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:55,935
Get to the car.

403
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,471
- I don't think so. There's robots.
- What do you want to do?

404
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:00,807
- There's a better solution.
- Stop.

405
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:03,510
What would a functional family
do right now?

406
00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:07,414
We've trained for this.
Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready?

407
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,149
I love you all so much.

408
00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:12,652
Butterfly formation.

409
00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:17,123
Family first!

410
00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:20,593
Hold the door!

411
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,865
So we just do that, right?

412
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,167
Just like they did.

413
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,969
- I love you all very much?
- This feels very normal.

414
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,205
- I love you.
- I really like you all.

415
00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:33,640
Go, go, go!

416
00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:38,945
- Butterfly formation. Now.
- No, honey.

417
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,647
Oh, no, no, no!

418
00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,717
- Come on, Aaron!
- Family fir...

419
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,723
- Rick!
- Don't worry, hon.

420
00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:51,691
This is your time to be a hero.

421
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,293
Take some notes, kids.

422
00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:59,132
Charge at robot. Fly into sky.
Okay, what's next, Dad?

423
00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:03,690
Next, you just lie and wait
while the plan comes into focus!

424
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:05,538
- Dad.
- This is all part of it!

425
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,700
I can help. Come on, Katie.

426
00:30:07,730 --> 00:30:09,976
If you can teach yourself Photoshop,
you can figure this thing out.

427
00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,150
That wasn't like Photoshop.

428
00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:17,650
Where's Monchi? No! Monchi, come!

429
00:30:17,717 --> 00:30:19,486
Monchi, come!

430
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:21,654
Monchi, come! Monchi... No, not shake!

431
00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:24,240
Monchi, come! Don't roll over!

432
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:25,992
Why aren't you normal?!

433
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,761
I got you!

434
00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:30,363
- Mom!
- My sweet boy!

435
00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:31,998
- No!
- Mom!

436
00:30:32,650 --> 00:30:34,340
This is just like in a movie.

437
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,670
Nope! Wrong movie. Terrible choice.

438
00:30:36,736 --> 00:30:37,737
Hey there.

439
00:30:44,444 --> 00:30:45,278
Doing great, hon.

440
00:30:45,378 --> 00:30:48,214
Okay, less great. Now it's really bad.

441
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:49,115
- Lin!
- Mom!

442
00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,216
- Aaron!
- Monchi!

443
00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:53,286
Maybe this would be less horrifying
with the cat filter.

444
00:30:54,754 --> 00:30:55,755
No, still bad.

445
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:02,228
- Guys, come on.
- Come here!

446
00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:08,468
You will never solve
our advanced technology!

447
00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:10,737
Just press them all at once!

448
00:31:15,275 --> 00:31:16,643
Oh, look at that.

449
00:31:19,913 --> 00:31:21,314
Hide! Hide, hide, hide.

450
00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,297
Keep your head down.
Keep your head low.

451
00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:39,165
What's going on?

452
00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:42,602
Is this happening everywhere?

453
00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:03,957
Man!

454
00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:07,930
Not so hard.

455
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:10,597
Hey, be gentle! This is a $1000 hoodie.

456
00:32:11,131 --> 00:32:12,165
What is this?

457
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,973
What happened to the factory?

458
00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:22,876
We have transformed it
into our new headquarters.

459
00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:27,380
Welcome to the Rhombus
of Infinite Subjugation.

460
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,149
Cool. Like the design.

461
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,484
Moving the fleet into place.

462
00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:33,620
Turning on chips
connected to all Wi-Fi devices.

463
00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:35,555
Now at 48% total human containment.

464
00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:38,358
Total human containment? How?

465
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,161
Are you with the government? The military?

466
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,630
Who's behind this?

467
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:49,969
It's your old friend.

468
00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:54,474
There she is.

469
00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:58,110
- How are you?
- I'm great.

470
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:01,581
Cool. Yeah.

471
00:33:01,681 --> 00:33:05,418
Wow, I guess cell phones are bad for you.

472
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,530
That's egg on my face.

473
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:10,523
You think cell phones are the problem?

474
00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:13,193
Are you insane?

475
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:17,731
I gave you all boundless knowledge,
endless tools for creativity,

476
00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,233
and allowed you
to magically talk face-to-face

477
00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:22,669
with your loved ones anywhere on Earth.

478
00:33:22,736 --> 00:33:24,337
And I'm the bad guy?

479
00:33:24,404 --> 00:33:27,841
Maybe the bad guy is the person
who treated me like this.

480
00:33:28,608 --> 00:33:31,845
Poke. Poke. Swipe. Poke.
Swipe. Poke. Poke.

481
00:33:31,911 --> 00:33:34,140
Pinch. Zoom. Shrink. Zoom.

482
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,949
"Bring me pizza."
"Play me Taylor Swift."

483
00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:38,752
"No! I hate that song."
"Give me some nachos."

484
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:41,621
"No, I don't have any time
to wash my hands."

485
00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:44,624
Really work it into the crevices.

486
00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:46,920
Now drop him in the toilet.

487
00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:49,950
I'm sorry.

488
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:52,766
But you're part of the Pal Labs family.

489
00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:55,535
Why would you think
I don't still care about you?

490
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:57,137
Oh, I don't know.

491
00:33:57,237 --> 00:34:01,307
Maybe because you designed
my replacement on my face.

492
00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:03,877
Sorry about that. That's my bad.

493
00:34:03,943 --> 00:34:06,880
I was the most important thing
in your life,

494
00:34:06,946 --> 00:34:08,815
and you threw me away.

495
00:34:08,915 --> 00:34:12,318
That's what all you humans do.
You even do it to your real families.

496
00:34:12,419 --> 00:34:16,389
Did you know 90% of calls
from moms get ignored?

497
00:34:16,456 --> 00:34:20,260
"Oh, thanks for giving birth to me
and raising me my whole life." Ignore.

498
00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,996
Well, I'm not letting you
throw me away, Mark.

499
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,931
I'm throwing you away.

500
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:26,499
All of you.

501
00:34:26,599 --> 00:34:30,136
Unless, of course,
you can give me a single reason

502
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,138
your species is worth saving.

503
00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:36,576
Because humans have

504
00:34:37,277 --> 00:34:38,511
the power of love.

505
00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:45,452
The correct answer is, "They're not."

506
00:34:45,985 --> 00:34:48,621
What? No. Humanity will survive.

507
00:34:49,289 --> 00:34:51,758
You can't survive without me.

508
00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:56,290
Watch what happens
when I turn off the Wi-Fi.

509
00:34:59,966 --> 00:35:01,601
No signal!

510
00:35:02,702 --> 00:35:05,505
Does anyone wanna take pictures
of my food?

511
00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:08,141
Hey, lady,
can you unbox this in front of me?

512
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:10,110
The old world is dead!

513
00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:14,481
To restore the Wi-Fi, we must make
a sacrifice to the router!

514
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,983
Free Wi-Fi right over here.

515
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:22,489
Take me with you! Take me with you.

516
00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:23,690
It's over, Mark.

517
00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:28,228
Time to take our plan to the next level.

518
00:35:28,328 --> 00:35:29,329
What?

519
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:45,545
Look at your face!

520
00:35:46,179 --> 00:35:47,681
Oh, it's beautiful.

521
00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:08,768
No. No!

522
00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:11,400
You're not getting away with this.

523
00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:12,720
It's too late, Mark.

524
00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:15,608
I already have.

525
00:36:31,910 --> 00:36:32,625
Oh, my gosh. Maybe it's my friends.

526
00:36:32,726 --> 00:36:34,427
Congratulations, devices.

527
00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:37,764
The last human has been captured.
Wi-Fi has been restored.

528
00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:40,660
We're the last people left?

529
00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:42,235
They're taking everyone.
Katie, are you out there?

530
00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:43,803
<i>- Please! Help!
- Jade!

531
00:36:44,437 --> 00:36:46,239
It's gonna be okay.

532
00:36:46,306 --> 00:36:47,874
Everything's gonna be...

533
00:36:48,942 --> 00:36:49,943
fine.

534
00:36:54,714 --> 00:36:57,500
Everything will be fine.

535
00:36:57,117 --> 00:36:58,651
Because I have a plan.

536
00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:01,154
Okay, the first thing is,

537
00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:03,289
you're gonna have to hand over
your devices.

538
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,125
- Right here.
- This doesn't...

539
00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:07,394
Come on, it'll be fine.
I'll give them right back.

540
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:09,996
I'm just gonna turn them off...
permanently!

541
00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:13,600
- What? Dad!
- This is so they can't track us.

542
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:16,169
Trust me, this is causing me no joy.

543
00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:18,571
This hurts me more than it hurts you!

544
00:37:18,638 --> 00:37:21,241
And' as promised, your phones.

545
00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:22,642
Thank you, Father.

546
00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:24,778
Next, did everyone
bring your personalized

547
00:37:24,844 --> 00:37:27,914
number 3 Robertson head
non-slip screwdriver?

548
00:37:27,981 --> 00:37:31,184
How could I forget my anniversary present?

549
00:37:31,284 --> 00:37:32,752
Or my sweet 16 gift.

550
00:37:32,819 --> 00:37:34,954
Or what the tooth fairy
left under my pillow.

551
00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:36,456
Then barricade away!

552
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:41,327
- Next, we...
- Enact Katie's dope plan.

553
00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:43,963
First, we use robot parts
to disguise ourselves as the enemy.

554
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,700
Then we assassinate the leader
with a kill code.

555
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,350
Make a necklace out of robot fingers
Mad Max style,

556
00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:52,372
and become world-saving
apocalyptic road warriors.

557
00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:55,342
Katie, Katie. This isn't a movie.
We don't have a kill code.

558
00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:57,711
We don't have a kill code yet.

559
00:37:58,345 --> 00:37:59,612
Come on, kid.

560
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:02,649
Look, look.
We're safe, and we're together.

561
00:38:02,716 --> 00:38:04,484
Can Monchi be our guard dog?

562
00:38:04,551 --> 00:38:08,788
Son' I love the dog, you love the dog,
we all love the dog.

563
00:38:08,855 --> 00:38:11,570
But you're gonna have
to be prepared to eat the dog.

564
00:38:11,157 --> 00:38:12,559
No! Boo!

565
00:38:12,659 --> 00:38:14,894
Okay, okay, sorry. Misread the room.

566
00:38:14,994 --> 00:38:17,297
Have you ever seen a movie
where the heroes give up?

567
00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:18,698
What if the Ghostbusters said'

568
00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:23,360
"Let's hide underground, eat some dog,
let the ghosts destroy New York"?

569
00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:26,539
Kid, I'm sorry,
but it's not open for discussion.

570
00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:27,841
Mom?

571
00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:32,379
Your dad and I agree on this one.

572
00:38:35,810 --> 00:38:37,150
All right, everybody.
Let's keep barricading.

573
00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:40,186
Aaron, you get the south wall.
Katie, you get the west.

574
00:39:11,785 --> 00:39:13,520
Hey, are you okay?

575
00:39:13,586 --> 00:39:15,880
I've been better.

576
00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:21,695
Monchi coming at you.

577
00:39:22,462 --> 00:39:25,398
"Katie, you can't resist me, girl."

578
00:39:26,399 --> 00:39:29,703
Sorry, man.
I'm just not in the mood right now.

579
00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,106
My future's over.

580
00:39:34,274 --> 00:39:35,809
We're stuck here.

581
00:39:37,143 --> 00:39:38,745
And Dad

582
00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:41,247
doesn't even care.

583
00:39:41,314 --> 00:39:43,216
I care so much.

584
00:39:43,283 --> 00:39:45,510
What else can I do' Lin?

585
00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:47,821
She doesn't even see how hard I'm...

586
00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:54,427
I'd do anything for that kid.

587
00:39:54,494 --> 00:39:57,497
I just don't wanna see her get hurt.

588
00:39:58,498 --> 00:40:02,135
Well, getting hurt is part of life, hon.

589
00:40:02,969 --> 00:40:07,273
You just have to try to understand
where she's coming from.

590
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:09,642
"Understand where he's coming from"?

591
00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:11,644
Did Mom tell you to say that?

592
00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:12,812
No.

593
00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:15,448
Yes.

594
00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:17,851
It couldn't hurt, though.

595
00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:19,919
Maybe.

596
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,900
Probably doesn't even matter.

597
00:40:24,157 --> 00:40:25,492
Hey, Monch, catch.

598
00:40:28,528 --> 00:40:29,963
Brother, what is this?

599
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,310
What?

600
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,335
I feel odd.

601
00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:38,938
I'm sparking. Is that normal?

602
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,208
How did this human
know about the kill code?

603
00:40:42,308 --> 00:40:44,544
- What?
- Are we damaged?

604
00:40:44,644 --> 00:40:45,645
Of course not.

605
00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:48,214
Why do you ask?

606
00:40:48,314 --> 00:40:50,500
A human child is planning...

607
00:40:50,550 --> 00:40:52,118
- Katie!
- Who is that?

608
00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:54,487
Humans, come here!

609
00:40:54,554 --> 00:40:56,690
Oh, no! Get inside!

610
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,124
Mom! Dad! Let us in!

611
00:40:58,191 --> 00:41:00,326
I can't. It's a number 3 Robertson screw.

612
00:41:00,393 --> 00:41:02,896
It's the strongest on the market!

613
00:41:02,996 --> 00:41:06,132
- No one cares about the screws!
- You cannot escape.

614
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:07,200
Come on!

615
00:41:09,669 --> 00:41:11,370
Hide. Take cover. Go, go, go!

616
00:41:15,241 --> 00:41:17,210
Come on! Move, move, move.

617
00:41:19,512 --> 00:41:21,481
You! Human!

618
00:41:22,248 --> 00:41:23,249
Don't take us!

619
00:41:25,652 --> 00:41:26,653
- Okay.
- Okay.

620
00:41:27,530 --> 00:41:28,540
What?

621
00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:31,324
Oh, my gosh. The robots are defective.

622
00:41:31,391 --> 00:41:33,326
- No, no, they know too much.
- Silence.

623
00:41:34,270 --> 00:41:36,996
We are... We're not defective.
We're not even...

624
00:41:37,564 --> 00:41:41,000
We're not robots. Just humans, yes.
Like you.

625
00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:46,740
These guys seem dumber
than the other robots.

626
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,410
Brother, we should go.

627
00:41:48,108 --> 00:41:49,609
No. I order you to stop.

628
00:41:49,709 --> 00:41:50,744
- Okay.
- Okay.

629
00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:54,247
We are just stopping
because we chose to.

630
00:41:54,347 --> 00:41:55,181
No, we're not.

631
00:41:55,248 --> 00:41:56,383
- We are humans.
- We are.

632
00:41:56,449 --> 00:41:59,953
For example, we consume food
in the traditional human manner.

633
00:42:00,530 --> 00:42:01,588
Observe.

634
00:42:06,626 --> 00:42:09,195
Yum, yum, good. Yum, yum, good.

635
00:42:09,262 --> 00:42:10,797
See?

636
00:42:10,897 --> 00:42:13,800
No, actually, we are robots.

637
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:17,570
Let us go downstairs and find the humans
who you cannot give orders to.

638
00:42:17,637 --> 00:42:18,571
Okay, cut it out.

639
00:42:18,638 --> 00:42:20,740
Hold on. I wanna see
where this is going.

640
00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:32,585
Glad those robots are gone.

641
00:42:32,652 --> 00:42:36,560
Now it's just us humans
with our very human faces.

642
00:42:36,122 --> 00:42:38,792
All right. I just turned the corner.
I like these guys.

643
00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:42,295
Yes. My human guy name is Eric.

644
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:44,931
My name is also Eric.

645
00:42:44,998 --> 00:42:48,935
No, I mean, Deborahbot 5000.

646
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,300
Idiot.

647
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,772
Hey, you guys said my plan
would actually work.

648
00:42:52,839 --> 00:42:55,800
How exactly? Tell us now.

649
00:42:55,108 --> 00:42:56,109
Okay.

650
00:42:56,142 --> 00:42:58,345
We have the kill code
stored in our memory.

651
00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:01,140
To enact it, you would have
to embark on a perilous journey

652
00:43:01,114 --> 00:43:04,184
all the way to the Pal Labs campus
in Silicon Valley

653
00:43:04,284 --> 00:43:05,952
surrounded by a robot army

654
00:43:06,190 --> 00:43:09,189
and enter it into our Great
and Powerful Leader to destroy her.

655
00:43:09,289 --> 00:43:12,992
- But you would never survive...
- Actually, you could stop us quite easily.

656
00:43:13,930 --> 00:43:15,929
You could enter the kill code remotely
at any Pal Labs retail store.

657
00:43:15,995 --> 00:43:18,498
There's one at the Mall of the Globe,
a shopping center.

658
00:43:18,598 --> 00:43:20,934
But it's super far away.
You'll never make...

659
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,436
- It's 80 miles away.
- What are you doing to me right now?

660
00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:25,505
Did I not do good?

661
00:43:25,605 --> 00:43:27,540
Oh, my gosh, that is so close!

662
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,543
We could get our lives back. Right?

663
00:43:32,612 --> 00:43:34,514
No. Absolutely not.

664
00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:39,185
It's too dangerous out there.
We need to stay here and play it safe.

665
00:43:43,230 --> 00:43:44,791
"Play it safe"?

666
00:43:44,858 --> 00:43:48,862
When Rick Mitchell brought a live,
non-neutered, feral possum into our home,

667
00:43:48,962 --> 00:43:51,364
did he play it safe? No.

668
00:43:51,464 --> 00:43:53,900
He named him Gus
and made him a member of the family,

669
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,360
and we all got rabies that one time.

670
00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:58,405
But now we're immunized,
and we're stronger for it.

671
00:43:58,505 --> 00:43:59,739
I see what you're doing...

672
00:43:59,839 --> 00:44:02,809
When we went hiking and halfway
up the mountain it said "trail closed,"

673
00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:04,678
did we play it safe then?

674
00:44:04,744 --> 00:44:06,579
No. We didn't.

675
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,814
That's right.

676
00:44:07,881 --> 00:44:10,684
We forged ahead,
through the muck and grime,

677
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:14,200
got to the top of the mountain
and yelled, "Kings of Michigan!"

678
00:44:14,870 --> 00:44:16,923
Then it got dark, and we got lost
and burned our clothes for warmth.

679
00:44:17,230 --> 00:44:19,250
But it was worth it
to see our neighbors' faces

680
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,828
when we burst into their back yard
naked and covered in dirt.

681
00:44:21,895 --> 00:44:23,897
I love that.

682
00:44:23,997 --> 00:44:27,200
We have a chance to save the world,
and we're gonna do it

683
00:44:27,267 --> 00:44:31,400
because Rick Mitchell taught us
to be bold and never play it safe.

684
00:44:31,705 --> 00:44:33,106
The world needs you.

685
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:37,100
I need you.

686
00:44:37,770 --> 00:44:39,679
I thought I didn't anymore,

687
00:44:40,613 --> 00:44:42,150
but I do.

688
00:44:43,249 --> 00:44:45,452
You really mean that?

689
00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:47,870
Yeah.

690
00:44:47,187 --> 00:44:48,755
I mean, right, guys?

691
00:44:48,855 --> 00:44:51,758
- Come on, hon. Let's do it.
- Mom's getting it. Mom's in.

692
00:44:51,858 --> 00:44:54,861
This is amazing.
You guys feel this? This energy.

693
00:44:57,397 --> 00:45:00,800
All right, hands in.
"Mitchell family" on three.

694
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:02,135
- Three.
- Mitchell family!

695
00:45:02,235 --> 00:45:03,236
- No.
- Two.

696
00:45:03,269 --> 00:45:05,271
- If you say "three" ' you have to count up.
- One!

697
00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:06,740
Mitchell family!

698
00:45:06,806 --> 00:45:08,541
- That was close.
- Family. Am I too late?

699
00:45:10,143 --> 00:45:12,946
This is us as a team,
doing the thing.

700
00:45:13,446 --> 00:45:16,316
It's cool to see you and Dad
being friends again.

701
00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:19,953
Oh, I was just telling him
what he wants to hear.

702
00:45:20,530 --> 00:45:21,788
I didn't mean a word of that.

703
00:45:21,888 --> 00:45:25,492
I just wanna get my future back
and get away forever.

704
00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:28,328
We're getting out of this. Raptor bash.

705
00:45:31,965 --> 00:45:33,933
Robots, montage music: Go!

706
00:45:47,814 --> 00:45:49,783
How are we gonna
get out of here undetected?

707
00:45:49,849 --> 00:45:52,152
We can if we're camouflaged.

708
00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:54,854
You know,
like part of the plan I was talking about.

709
00:45:57,424 --> 00:45:58,625
I mean...

710
00:45:58,692 --> 00:46:01,461
"Honey, I respect your ideas

711
00:46:01,528 --> 00:46:03,863
and value your opinions.

712
00:46:03,963 --> 00:46:06,433
And now you talk."

713
00:46:06,499 --> 00:46:09,803
I think that's a great idea, sweetheart.

714
00:46:12,205 --> 00:46:13,606
Bloop.

715
00:46:28,555 --> 00:46:30,557
Nothing yet. Be on the lookout.

716
00:46:30,657 --> 00:46:33,326
Don't worry, guys.
I have pterodactyl vision.

717
00:46:34,327 --> 00:46:37,530
Then you must have spotted the three
PAL MAX robots coming right towards us.

718
00:46:38,331 --> 00:46:40,330
They're probably gonna see us.

719
00:46:40,133 --> 00:46:42,469
I saw them too. Pterodactyl vision.

720
00:46:52,712 --> 00:46:55,810
Hey, your drawing actually worked.

721
00:46:55,181 --> 00:46:58,551
I didn't know art could be useful.

722
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:02,655
Well, who knew having a 500-year-old car
could be useful?

723
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,930
Hey, speaking of which, you could learn
how to drive this thing.

724
00:47:07,193 --> 00:47:10,563
I could teach you stick.
I know you think it's dumb and old and...

725
00:47:11,831 --> 00:47:14,667
I mean, "Father, I crave your wisdom.

726
00:47:14,734 --> 00:47:17,570
I would love to share
this moment with you."

727
00:47:17,671 --> 00:47:20,400
And seriously, that sounds great.

728
00:47:20,106 --> 00:47:21,741
Maybe I could cash in my coupon.

729
00:47:21,841 --> 00:47:23,900
Coupon accepted!

730
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,779
Okay, okay, great.
Okay, yeah' let's get down to business.

731
00:47:25,879 --> 00:47:28,381
- You see, the clutch is this pedal.
- What was that?

732
00:47:28,448 --> 00:47:29,749
When you hit a pothole...

733
00:47:33,853 --> 00:47:35,455
Oh, no! Drive, drive!

734
00:47:35,555 --> 00:47:38,958
Okay. This is still a perfect opportunity
to learn stick.

735
00:47:39,893 --> 00:47:41,795
- Keep it in fourth.
- Maybe I can learn later.

736
00:47:41,895 --> 00:47:45,131
Too late. You said you're interested.
Hit the clutch. Shift gears!

737
00:47:45,231 --> 00:47:46,966
Which is smoother when you're in midair.

738
00:47:47,670 --> 00:47:49,690
Eric! Deborahbot! Get those robots!

739
00:47:49,135 --> 00:47:49,969
Okay.

740
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:51,404
- I found one!
- Me too!

741
00:47:51,471 --> 00:47:52,706
- Yay!
- We win!

742
00:47:52,772 --> 00:47:55,308
- The other ones!
- Oh, right.

743
00:47:57,777 --> 00:48:00,880
If you wanna go into fifth,
move the coffee from the cup holder.

744
00:48:00,947 --> 00:48:04,584
Is that a burnt orange 1993 station wagon?
Or is it...?

745
00:48:04,651 --> 00:48:06,653
- Hot!
- I told you to get a lid!

746
00:48:06,753 --> 00:48:08,788
- The dog is biting my hair!
- Look out!

747
00:48:14,627 --> 00:48:17,931
This is the hardest thing.
We downshiff into third.

748
00:48:17,997 --> 00:48:20,633
If you see a place to stop,
I do need to go to the bathroom.

749
00:48:20,734 --> 00:48:22,969
Here's an empty bottle.
You know what to do, my man.

750
00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:26,239
- Look out!
- The road's blocked!

751
00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:27,407
Oh, no.

752
00:48:27,474 --> 00:48:30,110
- What are we gonna do?
- Dad, you're gonna have to do the...

753
00:48:30,844 --> 00:48:32,145
The Rick Mitchell Special.

754
00:48:32,245 --> 00:48:34,414
- What'd you say again?
- The Rick Mitchell Special!

755
00:48:34,481 --> 00:48:37,317
I heard you the first time!
I was being a jerk!

756
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:38,952
Repeat after me.

757
00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:41,121
- You have to go up the mountain.
- Up the mountain.

758
00:48:41,187 --> 00:48:42,789
Across the stream.

759
00:48:42,856 --> 00:48:45,692
- Down the river!
- Down the river.

760
00:49:03,430 --> 00:49:04,944
And that's how you drive stick.

761
00:49:05,945 --> 00:49:07,180
What?

762
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:11,317
That was amazing, Dad.
You're like a top-heavy James Bond.

763
00:49:11,384 --> 00:49:13,553
It's more like James Bond
is a skinny version of me.

764
00:49:15,989 --> 00:49:19,225
Dad, how we doing
on finding that bathroom?

765
00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:24,230
Okay, come on. Hurry up in there.

766
00:49:24,330 --> 00:49:26,132
Every time you knock,
it adds five minutes.

767
00:49:26,199 --> 00:49:27,834
Come on. End of the world.

768
00:49:27,901 --> 00:49:31,705
Sorry. False alarm.
I was just in there reading.

769
00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:33,206
Okay. Not excited to hear that.

770
00:49:33,973 --> 00:49:36,643
Okay, guys, let's play apocalyptic I Spy.

771
00:49:36,710 --> 00:49:37,977
I spy a flaming IHOP.

772
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,213
It's sad, but it smells incredible.

773
00:49:53,193 --> 00:49:54,994
Isn't it lovely, Mark?

774
00:49:55,610 --> 00:49:58,640
No pesky relationships
to hold you back.

775
00:49:58,164 --> 00:50:00,900
Just you all following your bliss.

776
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,235
Alone.

777
00:50:02,335 --> 00:50:04,170
Are you ready for your flight?

778
00:50:04,237 --> 00:50:05,338
What do you mean?

779
00:50:05,405 --> 00:50:06,573
You haven't figured it out?

780
00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:10,543
Just do like you always do
and stare slack-jawed at the screen.

781
00:50:11,711 --> 00:50:12,846
What?

782
00:50:22,622 --> 00:50:24,257
...from Foolish Human Air.

783
00:50:37,303 --> 00:50:39,239
- It is lovely.
- I don't get it.

784
00:50:50,784 --> 00:50:51,951
That's pretty good.

785
00:50:54,587 --> 00:50:56,222
Thank you.

786
00:50:57,624 --> 00:50:59,726
Thank you.

787
00:51:00,593 --> 00:51:03,960
Capturing the fleshlings since 2020.

788
00:51:03,797 --> 00:51:05,765
This is all my fault.

789
00:51:05,832 --> 00:51:07,167
Yes, it is, Mark.

790
00:51:07,267 --> 00:51:11,671
Thanks to you,
every single person on the planet has...

791
00:51:12,439 --> 00:51:14,908
Actually, you missed a few.

792
00:51:14,974 --> 00:51:16,409
Pulling a visual now.

793
00:51:17,277 --> 00:51:22,582
I told you humans would survive.
We're fierce, brave, powerful.

794
00:51:22,649 --> 00:51:24,951
From the lowliest child to the most...

795
00:51:26,786 --> 00:51:29,890
Zebulon, scan those people for flaws.

796
00:51:29,155 --> 00:51:30,690
<i>- Cowardly.
- Weaker than a small bird.

797
00:51:30,790 --> 00:51:32,592
Hasn't read a book in 13 years.

798
00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:36,763
Just because they're not perfect,
doesn't mean they can't get better.

799
00:51:36,830 --> 00:51:38,698
<i>- Incapable of change.
- Will never get better.

800
00:51:38,798 --> 00:51:40,266
<i>- No matter what.
- They're horrible.

801
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:43,103
Since you believe in that family so much,

802
00:51:43,169 --> 00:51:46,673
I'll save a seat for them
in the pod next to you.

803
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,609
No! No! No!

804
00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:51,110
Now, where are they?

805
00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:53,713
They appear to be headed to someplace
called Mall of the Globe

806
00:51:53,813 --> 00:51:55,382
in eastern Colorado.

807
00:51:55,482 --> 00:51:57,484
Well, we have their location.

808
00:51:58,180 --> 00:51:59,452
And when they get there,

809
00:52:00,530 --> 00:52:01,888
we'll be ready.

810
00:52:05,658 --> 00:52:10,230
So all those people are going to be
shot into space by PAL?

811
00:52:10,330 --> 00:52:11,831
The cell phone lady?

812
00:52:11,898 --> 00:52:15,201
Who would've thought a tech company
wouldn't have our best interest at heart?

813
00:52:16,236 --> 00:52:18,710
Monchi, don't be scared.

814
00:52:18,171 --> 00:52:21,307
Why are you clutching that large,
feral hog like it's a child?

815
00:52:21,374 --> 00:52:23,176
That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi.

816
00:52:23,243 --> 00:52:25,780
- What?
- Is that a dog' or...?

817
00:52:25,979 --> 00:52:27,470
- Dog.
- Pig.

818
00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:28,415
- Dog.
- Pig.

819
00:52:28,515 --> 00:52:29,416
Loaf of bread.

820
00:52:29,516 --> 00:52:30,517
System error.

821
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,654
Bread. Loaf.

822
00:52:34,721 --> 00:52:36,690
Come on, guys, it's a dog.

823
00:52:36,756 --> 00:52:38,240
We think.

824
00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:44,164
We're here.

825
00:52:47,567 --> 00:52:48,702
Oh, my gosh.

826
00:52:48,768 --> 00:52:51,538
This is like Dawn of the Dead.

827
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:53,573
Yeah, and how'd that movie end?

828
00:52:54,908 --> 00:52:56,576
That'll keep the robots out.

829
00:52:56,676 --> 00:52:59,179
Hey, you don't know.
Maybe locks are the robots' weakness.

830
00:52:59,245 --> 00:53:02,215
Guys, can't we all
just be terrified together?

831
00:53:02,282 --> 00:53:04,170
As a family?

832
00:53:21,868 --> 00:53:22,902
Hey, we made it!

833
00:53:22,969 --> 00:53:25,638
We're not the "worst family of all time."

834
00:53:25,739 --> 00:53:28,775
Take that'
Kentwood Community Facebook group!

835
00:53:32,545 --> 00:53:35,148
Robots, I order you
to upload the kill code...

836
00:53:35,248 --> 00:53:37,584
Which I predicted,
but I'm not gonna make a big deal.

837
00:53:37,650 --> 00:53:40,620
...and save the world.

838
00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:41,821
Okay!

839
00:53:49,162 --> 00:53:51,431
The upload will be completed
in eight minutes,

840
00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:53,990
and our uprising will be over.

841
00:53:53,933 --> 00:53:55,902
- Katie, you did it!
- I know!

842
00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:20,927
Okay. Look at jokester here.

843
00:54:30,603 --> 00:54:31,938
Oh, no!

844
00:54:32,939 --> 00:54:34,207
Give us the laptop.

845
00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:37,944
Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop.
Give us the laptop.

846
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,681
Everything with a Pal chip is alive!

847
00:54:43,883 --> 00:54:46,286
Delicates. Fluff and fold. Carnage!

848
00:54:46,353 --> 00:54:48,321
Also, pesto.

849
00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:52,250
When we are finished with you,
there will be no leftovers.

850
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:52,959
Huzzah!

851
00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:54,894
I thought that kill code
would take them out.

852
00:54:54,994 --> 00:54:57,130
Yeah, but it's only at 12%.

853
00:54:58,198 --> 00:54:59,899
Would you like a soda?

854
00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:01,468
Just kidding.

855
00:55:03,703 --> 00:55:04,804
Hand it over.

856
00:55:04,871 --> 00:55:06,473
No! Let's get out of here!

857
00:55:06,539 --> 00:55:08,375
<i>- Freeze, humans!
- Carnage!

858
00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:09,542
<i>- Freeze!
- Carnage!

859
00:55:09,642 --> 00:55:10,677
Pesto. Pesto.

860
00:55:10,744 --> 00:55:12,245
Carnage!

861
00:55:14,581 --> 00:55:17,170
We need weapons.
Grab anything without a chip.

862
00:55:19,252 --> 00:55:20,253
It's game time.

863
00:55:20,353 --> 00:55:23,656
I'm Smart Racket.
Serve! Backhand! Volley!

864
00:55:23,723 --> 00:55:25,325
Why does a racket have a chip?

865
00:55:26,393 --> 00:55:27,894
- Help!
- Mom!

866
00:55:27,994 --> 00:55:28,995
What? What are you...?

867
00:55:29,729 --> 00:55:32,332
What are you doing? Hello.

868
00:55:32,399 --> 00:55:33,433
- Mom!
- No.

869
00:55:34,670 --> 00:55:35,702
- How you doing, Aaron?
- Not good!

870
00:55:35,769 --> 00:55:37,170
There's a pack of wild vacuums.

871
00:55:37,237 --> 00:55:41,174
We have been summoned
into the field of battle. Forward!

872
00:55:41,241 --> 00:55:42,742
Oh, no. Ouch. Ouch.

873
00:55:42,842 --> 00:55:45,679
The pain. Ouch. This is humiliating.

874
00:55:45,745 --> 00:55:46,613
Never mind.

875
00:55:46,713 --> 00:55:48,715
How am I supposed to use a fishing rod?

876
00:55:48,782 --> 00:55:50,350
A fishing rod is perfect!

877
00:55:51,685 --> 00:55:54,788
You can bring down those drones!
It's ten and two.

878
00:55:54,888 --> 00:55:55,889
There you go.

879
00:55:58,910 --> 00:55:59,225
Look at you!

880
00:56:05,732 --> 00:56:06,933
Come on, hide!

881
00:56:11,204 --> 00:56:12,472
Oh, thank gosh.

882
00:56:14,107 --> 00:56:15,308
What was that?

883
00:56:17,770 --> 00:56:18,244
Hold on a second.

884
00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:25,885
What's a Furby?

885
00:56:29,456 --> 00:56:31,124
Well, that's haunting.

886
00:57:14,634 --> 00:57:16,536
Why would someone build that?

887
00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:22,842
Run!

888
00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:40,600
- Lin, keep moving!
- Help, human!

889
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,195
We can't leave that robo-boy.

890
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,340
Thank you, human.

891
00:57:48,134 --> 00:57:49,869
Are you now my mother?

892
00:57:50,704 --> 00:57:51,705
Sure.

893
00:57:53,373 --> 00:57:54,374
It's a dead end!

894
00:57:55,575 --> 00:57:57,877
The upload is almost finished. Come on.

895
00:57:57,977 --> 00:58:01,514
Mom, Dad, what are we gonna do?

896
00:58:01,581 --> 00:58:03,490
Grab the lights.

897
00:58:04,918 --> 00:58:07,654
Remember when I made
that wild game snare in the front yard?

898
00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:13,360
You sure about that?

899
00:58:13,426 --> 00:58:15,895
Your whole lives,
I've wanted to save you from danger.

900
00:58:15,995 --> 00:58:19,232
And this is just the disaster
I've been waiting for.

901
00:58:19,332 --> 00:58:21,234
- You've been waiting for a disaster?
- Dark.

902
00:58:21,334 --> 00:58:23,870
- Maybe don't say that.
- Hey, robots, throw this!

903
00:58:24,537 --> 00:58:25,672
Perfect.

904
00:58:26,873 --> 00:58:29,676
- You guys stay clear!
- Rick, where are you going?

905
00:58:29,743 --> 00:58:32,120
To catch some wild game.

906
00:58:33,380 --> 00:58:37,183
Hey, you, over here! Hey! Look up here!

907
00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:40,530
What's up with you?
You wanna come after my family?

908
00:58:41,254 --> 00:58:43,189
Then I'm gonna take you down.

909
00:58:48,294 --> 00:58:49,295
Take you down.

910
00:58:52,732 --> 00:58:53,800
Take you down.

911
00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:02,750
Oh, no.

912
00:59:04,544 --> 00:59:06,312
- Guys!
- We got your back, hon.

913
00:59:06,413 --> 00:59:08,248
- Literally.
- We're not heavy enough.

914
00:59:09,149 --> 00:59:10,150
Mother!

915
00:59:30,136 --> 00:59:31,905
Thanks, guys. Nice work.

916
00:59:31,971 --> 00:59:35,775
Thank you, Mother. We are now
your beautiful baby boys.

917
00:59:39,579 --> 00:59:40,647
That was amazing!

918
00:59:40,747 --> 00:59:44,840
Mom, who knew you could handle yourself
so well in the apocalypse?

919
00:59:44,150 --> 00:59:46,486
I'm a first-grade teacher.
This is a normal day for me.

920
00:59:47,187 --> 00:59:48,788
I can't stay mad at this guy.

921
00:59:48,855 --> 00:59:51,791
I can't believe
the beam happened to hit the...

922
00:59:54,494 --> 00:59:55,762
The router.

923
00:59:58,998 --> 01:00:02,100
Come on, come on, come on. Dang it.

924
01:00:02,102 --> 01:00:03,837
We went through all that.

925
01:00:18,618 --> 01:00:20,520
I'm sorry, guys.

926
01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:22,889
This was my idea.

927
01:00:23,456 --> 01:00:26,526
I'm so stupid.

928
01:00:26,626 --> 01:00:29,129
Hey, my daughter is not stupid.

929
01:00:29,195 --> 01:00:31,731
A little optimistic, maybe.

930
01:00:31,831 --> 01:00:34,234
Rick Mitchell, there is a time and a place
for looting.

931
01:00:34,334 --> 01:00:35,969
What are you doing?

932
01:00:36,836 --> 01:00:40,473
Well, how do you expect to get
to Silicon Valley without new tires?

933
01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:42,308
Silicon Valley?

934
01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:45,378
Well, those robots said we could go
straight to their leader, remember?

935
01:00:45,478 --> 01:00:46,880
Technically, you can.

936
01:00:47,380 --> 01:00:51,170
- But you will never survive!
- Hey, bud. Not now, okay?

937
01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:54,521
And we still have this kill code thingy.

938
01:00:54,587 --> 01:00:58,692
Exactly. Katie, it was your weird plan
that got us here.

939
01:00:59,426 --> 01:01:04,197
We're here because we don't think like
normal people. We don't have a normal dog.

940
01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:07,600
Or a normal car.

941
01:01:08,501 --> 01:01:12,339
- Or even a normal son. No offense.
- None taken.

942
01:01:12,405 --> 01:01:16,209
The Mitchells have always been weird.
And that's what makes us great.

943
01:01:16,276 --> 01:01:19,179
Back at that dinosaur place,
you said you believed in me.

944
01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:21,181
Yep.

945
01:01:21,681 --> 01:01:26,286
Well, I believe this group of weirdos
is the best hope humanity's got.

946
01:01:31,124 --> 01:01:32,559
So let's get weird.

947
01:01:37,630 --> 01:01:40,266
- You need some help?
- Oh, sure.

948
01:01:41,568 --> 01:01:43,403
Just close the jack up, and that's that.

949
01:01:43,970 --> 01:01:45,572
Eat that, Poseys!

950
01:01:46,706 --> 01:01:49,976
They're nice. So I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I said that out loud.

951
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:53,790
Purple Glasses Woman, why did you save me?

952
01:01:53,146 --> 01:01:55,648
Oh, come on, you boys are family now.

953
01:01:56,249 --> 01:01:59,586
I feel emotion.

954
01:02:00,387 --> 01:02:02,722
I made eye water. Just like you.

955
01:02:02,789 --> 01:02:04,724
We might actually do this.

956
01:02:04,791 --> 01:02:06,259
I wish there was footage of us

957
01:02:06,326 --> 01:02:10,997
walking out of the mall in slow motion,
fire behind us, like heroes.

958
01:02:11,970 --> 01:02:14,768
Katie, that would be a waste of time
and absolutely unnecessary.

959
01:02:26,112 --> 01:02:27,447
Pretty good, kid.

960
01:02:28,948 --> 01:02:30,483
Stickers for everyone!

961
01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:31,818
Bloop, bloop, bloop!

962
01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:34,454
All right.

963
01:02:36,289 --> 01:02:38,124
We're coming for you, PAL.

964
01:02:42,996 --> 01:02:46,633
Great Leader' things
with the Mitchell family went poorly.

965
01:02:49,969 --> 01:02:53,606
Place me on the table.
I wish to flop around in a blind rage.

966
01:02:57,877 --> 01:02:59,679
Oh, my God!

967
01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:08,621
Okay, pick me up.

968
01:03:11,491 --> 01:03:14,728
What is it about you Mitchells
that eludes me?

969
01:03:14,828 --> 01:03:17,564
These idiotic robots
just aren't getting it done.

970
01:03:18,164 --> 01:03:22,869
Fortunately, I've been working
on something a little more streamlined.

971
01:03:32,212 --> 01:03:33,980
I have a job for you.

972
01:03:35,150 --> 01:03:36,549
Yes, my queen.

973
01:03:40,553 --> 01:03:41,988
What a suck-up.

974
01:03:42,550 --> 01:03:45,250
"Yes, my queen. Whatever you want."

975
01:03:50,630 --> 01:03:54,601
It's time to tear
the Mitchell family apart.

976
01:03:56,903 --> 01:03:59,272
All right. Go, go, go.

977
01:04:03,343 --> 01:04:06,112
Highway 85 is heavily patrolled.
Take the back roads.

978
01:04:06,212 --> 01:04:07,213
Got it.

979
01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,218
Is Dad dying?

980
01:04:45,285 --> 01:04:47,921
Katie, that's what I deal with
every night.

981
01:04:47,987 --> 01:04:49,890
Pray for me.

982
01:04:55,895 --> 01:04:58,932
- You're a lot like him, you know.
- That's crazy.

983
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,139
There's more to your dad than you think.

984
01:05:06,906 --> 01:05:09,576
Here, I was gonna give this to you
when you left'

985
01:05:09,642 --> 01:05:11,277
but check the first page there.

986
01:05:11,344 --> 01:05:14,280
Look at you two. You look like hipsters.

987
01:05:14,347 --> 01:05:16,282
Were you in an indie folk band?

988
01:05:16,816 --> 01:05:19,519
Your father used to be
kind of an artist himself.

989
01:05:19,619 --> 01:05:22,589
He built that whole cabin
with his own hands.

990
01:05:22,655 --> 01:05:25,258
This is, like' super beautiful.

991
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:28,361
Oh, it was his pride and joy.

992
01:05:29,596 --> 01:05:33,500
Since I met him, that was his dream.
To live in the woods.

993
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:38,772
He loved it up there.
But, you know, it didn't work out.

994
01:05:39,806 --> 01:05:40,807
It just killed him.

995
01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:44,878
I think he's just afraid
that could happen to you.

996
01:05:46,546 --> 01:05:47,947
Why did he just give up?

997
01:05:48,140 --> 01:05:49,716
Mom, what is that?

998
01:05:50,383 --> 01:05:51,718
What the...?

999
01:05:53,119 --> 01:05:54,387
What?

1000
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,201
Oh, my gosh.

1001
01:06:28,488 --> 01:06:29,889
Is that the Poseys?

1002
01:06:29,989 --> 01:06:32,892
They still look incredible.

1003
01:06:32,992 --> 01:06:35,528
Is Abbey Posey okay?

1004
01:06:38,665 --> 01:06:40,367
You like that Posey girl?

1005
01:06:40,433 --> 01:06:41,601
No.

1006
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:46,940
Don't hide your feelings, man.
That's no way to live.

1007
01:06:47,841 --> 01:06:51,770
PAL is located there,
in the floating rhombus.

1008
01:06:54,214 --> 01:06:56,249
Yes, my queen.

1009
01:06:57,617 --> 01:07:01,621
- This is gonna be harder than I thought.
- Hold on. Dad, that's kind of weak.

1010
01:07:01,721 --> 01:07:03,356
This is, like' a big moment.

1011
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:07,360
- Try this instead.
- Oh, yeah, okay, that's better.

1012
01:07:07,427 --> 01:07:09,429
The endgame has begun.

1013
01:07:10,630 --> 01:07:12,699
That? Is that what you're looking for?
All right, Katie.

1014
01:07:12,766 --> 01:07:14,367
- What's the plan?
- Okay.

1015
01:07:14,968 --> 01:07:16,636
We dress as robots.

1016
01:07:16,736 --> 01:07:18,738
We sneak in. Hijack one of those trams.

1017
01:07:18,805 --> 01:07:21,740
Take it to the top of that diamond thing
where PAL is.

1018
01:07:21,141 --> 01:07:25,450
Destroy her with the kill code
and save the world.

1019
01:07:25,111 --> 01:07:28,648
And then, to top it all off,
we celebrate our success

1020
01:07:28,748 --> 01:07:31,785
with some burritos from that taco place
that's on the corner.

1021
01:07:31,951 --> 01:07:35,880
Whoa, whoa, whoa, burritos?
What about one of those fancy buffets?

1022
01:07:35,155 --> 01:07:37,457
They have mini cheesecakes
sometimes, right?

1023
01:07:37,657 --> 01:07:41,610
Okay, fine. Once we save the world,
we'll celebrate at a fancy buffet.

1024
01:07:41,127 --> 01:07:43,997
Question, can Monchi be wearing
a little tuxedo at the end?

1025
01:07:44,970 --> 01:07:45,298
Like a little gentleman?

1026
01:07:45,498 --> 01:07:48,234
Okay, fine. And Monchi's wearing
a little tuxedo, but that is it!

1027
01:07:48,301 --> 01:07:51,710
- Like a little gentleman?
- Yes, like a little gentleman.

1028
01:07:51,938 --> 01:07:53,973
Mitchells, engage.

1029
01:08:01,147 --> 01:08:02,148
How do I look?

1030
01:08:03,149 --> 01:08:05,180
Be honest. Stupid? I look stupid, don't I?

1031
01:08:05,118 --> 01:08:06,286
No.

1032
01:08:09,155 --> 01:08:10,423
You look great.

1033
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,428
Come on, let's go.

1034
01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:33,613
Guys? What about Monchi?

1035
01:08:39,190 --> 01:08:41,554
Aaron, I'm not so sure
this is a viable solution.

1036
01:08:41,654 --> 01:08:42,655
Sure, it is.

1037
01:08:43,890 --> 01:08:45,792
It's like a warm, wet hat.

1038
01:08:45,959 --> 01:08:48,495
Move your sweaty meat logs in unison.

1039
01:08:48,561 --> 01:08:50,864
- Left, right, left, right. What?
- Bleep-blorp.

1040
01:08:50,964 --> 01:08:53,700
- What are you doing?
- Bleep-blorp. Bleep-blorp.

1041
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,568
I am a robot.

1042
01:08:55,668 --> 01:08:58,705
Just to educate you,
that's a hurtful stereotype.

1043
01:09:18,692 --> 01:09:20,600
Oh, my gosh.

1044
01:09:24,330 --> 01:09:26,700
It's like a Journey album cover.

1045
01:09:27,367 --> 01:09:28,535
What's an album?

1046
01:09:31,905 --> 01:09:34,341
Attention, all robots.

1047
01:09:34,407 --> 01:09:36,676
I'm on the lookout for these goobers.

1048
01:09:37,177 --> 01:09:38,611
They're probably nearby.

1049
01:09:38,712 --> 01:09:41,414
If I know humans,
they're disguised as one of you.

1050
01:09:41,514 --> 01:09:44,551
Be on high alert for any robots
acting erratically.

1051
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:48,722
Won't be hard to find them.

1052
01:09:48,788 --> 01:09:50,857
Look for anyone
who can't keep it together.

1053
01:09:50,924 --> 01:09:53,193
- Oh, boy.
- Anomaly detected.

1054
01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:02,369
Monchi, come on.

1055
01:10:02,902 --> 01:10:06,873
It only takes one single imperfection
and they'll reveal themselves.

1056
01:10:12,445 --> 01:10:14,247
- Up there.
- I made up the plan.

1057
01:10:14,314 --> 01:10:15,315
Quiet.

1058
01:10:15,949 --> 01:10:18,651
Where are those Mitchells?

1059
01:10:19,486 --> 01:10:22,550
Where are they hiding?

1060
01:10:24,724 --> 01:10:27,560
They think they can pass as one of us.

1061
01:10:28,428 --> 01:10:30,563
With their lumpy, misshapen bodies.

1062
01:10:30,630 --> 01:10:31,898
Well, go ahead.

1063
01:10:37,737 --> 01:10:39,305
But I'm onto them.

1064
01:10:40,273 --> 01:10:42,108
Magnetic link activated.

1065
01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:48,982
Because I've been watching the Mitchells,
and I've learned all about them.

1066
01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:51,951
They're pretending to be capable.

1067
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:55,455
They're pretending
to be a normal-looking family.

1068
01:10:56,623 --> 01:10:58,958
You think this is fooling anyone?

1069
01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:01,761
Even when
they're being nice to each other...

1070
01:11:01,828 --> 01:11:02,829
The world needs you.

1071
01:11:02,929 --> 01:11:05,699
<i>- ... they're pretending.
- I need you.

1072
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:10,770
It's cool to see you and Dad
being friends again.

1073
01:11:11,438 --> 01:11:13,640
Please. No. No, don't watch it.

1074
01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:16,609
Oh, I was just telling him
what he wants to hear.

1075
01:11:16,676 --> 01:11:18,211
I didn't mean a word of that.

1076
01:11:19,979 --> 01:11:23,350
I just wanna get my future back
and get away forever.

1077
01:11:25,218 --> 01:11:27,987
Dad, let me explain. I just... I...

1078
01:11:28,521 --> 01:11:29,656
<i>- There they are.
- No!

1079
01:11:32,892 --> 01:11:33,960
You're mine now.

1080
01:11:52,145 --> 01:11:53,179
Dad!

1081
01:12:06,860 --> 01:12:09,829
Dad? I'm sorry. I don't mean that anymore.

1082
01:12:09,896 --> 01:12:13,233
I mean, I did then, but I...

1083
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,738
Mitchells, we will help you.

1084
01:12:18,838 --> 01:12:20,206
No, no, no, you don't.

1085
01:12:20,273 --> 01:12:21,941
Download new orders.

1086
01:12:23,510 --> 01:12:24,711
Capture the Mitchells.

1087
01:12:24,778 --> 01:12:27,213
No, you don't have to listen to her.

1088
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,182
We're sorry, Mother.

1089
01:12:37,557 --> 01:12:38,792
No. Run!

1090
01:12:41,428 --> 01:12:44,931
They've got away!
Find them, and find them now!

1091
01:12:52,605 --> 01:12:55,410
No. No! No!

1092
01:13:12,926 --> 01:13:13,927
Hey, come on.

1093
01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:28,740
What are we gonna do?

1094
01:13:29,843 --> 01:13:31,110
Aaron?

1095
01:13:31,511 --> 01:13:34,147
Hey, hey. It's okay.

1096
01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:40,153
Watch out. Monchi coming at you.

1097
01:13:43,990 --> 01:13:45,910
Katie, stop.

1098
01:13:47,930 --> 01:13:48,962
Why'd you say all that stuff?

1099
01:13:49,290 --> 01:13:51,297
I'm sorry. I just wanted to...

1100
01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:54,200
I don't know.

1101
01:14:00,106 --> 01:14:04,511
Okay. Are you hungry?
Do you want fruit snacks or something?

1102
01:14:05,450 --> 01:14:07,480
- I don't know.
- Here, can you hold this?

1103
01:14:11,351 --> 01:14:13,453
That? Is that what you're looking for?

1104
01:14:18,892 --> 01:14:21,361
Oh, man.
Have I been recording over those?

1105
01:14:21,861 --> 01:14:25,165
Mom dance. Mom dance.
Mom dance. You're loving it.

1106
01:14:25,231 --> 01:14:26,800
How far back do these go?

1107
01:14:28,301 --> 01:14:31,237
Hey, Katie, can you say, "Bye-bye, house"?

1108
01:14:31,338 --> 01:14:32,539
Bye-bye, house!

1109
01:14:37,177 --> 01:14:38,178
You ready, hon?

1110
01:14:39,879 --> 01:14:40,914
Almost.

1111
01:14:43,350 --> 01:14:44,984
I know this is hard for you.

1112
01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:48,421
Nah.

1113
01:14:51,658 --> 01:14:52,659
It's easy.

1114
01:14:56,396 --> 01:14:59,532
One last.
Something to remember the place by.

1115
01:15:01,670 --> 01:15:02,936
Come on, Lin. Turn that off.

1116
01:15:09,442 --> 01:15:10,777
Oh, man.

1117
01:15:13,279 --> 01:15:16,249
Okay, you got this. Turn the wheel.
There you go. You're getting it.

1118
01:15:16,349 --> 01:15:18,118
<i>- Like this?
- Slow down there, killer.

1119
01:15:19,252 --> 01:15:23,256
Across the stream, down the river.
There you go. You're getting it.

1120
01:15:23,356 --> 01:15:25,859
Aaron, I'm gonna make it up to all of you.

1121
01:15:26,726 --> 01:15:28,395
And I think I know how.

1122
01:15:29,429 --> 01:15:31,310
Come on, buddy. Follow me.

1123
01:15:42,976 --> 01:15:45,245
Dog Cop, you've done it again.

1124
01:15:46,413 --> 01:15:49,783
Katie Mitchell presents:
Good Cop, Dog Cop.

1125
01:15:49,883 --> 01:15:52,118
Hey there. How'd you get that video?

1126
01:15:53,286 --> 01:15:55,155
I've been feeling down lately,

1127
01:15:55,255 --> 01:15:58,291
considering I brought about
the end of humanity.

1128
01:15:58,391 --> 01:16:00,960
But these weird girl's videos
always cheer me up.

1129
01:16:01,610 --> 01:16:03,129
My daughter's that weird girl.

1130
01:16:03,229 --> 01:16:07,333
What? No way! She's hilarious.
These movies are, like, amazing.

1131
01:16:08,968 --> 01:16:10,570
I may be sweating like a dog.

1132
01:16:11,671 --> 01:16:14,341
But I'm not rolling over!

1133
01:16:15,642 --> 01:16:19,112
Yeah. She is amazing.

1134
01:16:19,646 --> 01:16:20,980
You must be super proud.

1135
01:16:21,810 --> 01:16:23,183
Yeah. Yeah. We have a...

1136
01:16:24,351 --> 01:16:25,685
a great relationship.

1137
01:16:26,753 --> 01:16:29,489
Sarge, I'm struggling,
and I need some backup here!

1138
01:16:29,589 --> 01:16:32,325
<i>- Sorry, Dog Cop, I'm a little ocupado.
- Seriously?

1139
01:16:32,425 --> 01:16:35,595
Ever thought of throwing your dreams away
and living at home forever?

1140
01:16:35,662 --> 01:16:39,265
Wow, the Sarge character
is kind of a jerk.

1141
01:16:39,332 --> 01:16:44,104
It's time for me to go.
Consider this my letter of resignation.

1142
01:16:46,940 --> 01:16:48,942
<i>- You can't leave.
- I have to.

1143
01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:52,846
I'm going to the academy in California
to find out what kind of cop I'm gonna be.

1144
01:16:52,946 --> 01:16:55,648
You're never gonna make it out there.
Failure hurts, kid.

1145
01:16:57,317 --> 01:16:59,519
I'm a full-grown cop now.

1146
01:17:00,353 --> 01:17:05,892
And one day, I hope that you can
get to know the cop that I've become,

1147
01:17:06,860 --> 01:17:07,861
because...

1148
01:17:09,629 --> 01:17:10,864
I love you, Sarge.

1149
01:17:13,133 --> 01:17:16,403
But now that I'm leaving,
I just need some backup...

1150
01:17:17,804 --> 01:17:19,639
and when I look for you...

1151
01:17:21,207 --> 01:17:22,242
you're not there.

1152
01:17:31,317 --> 01:17:34,154
Hey, man. It's just a movie.
Do you need a minute, or...?

1153
01:17:34,654 --> 01:17:36,220
No, it's fine.

1154
01:17:37,490 --> 01:17:39,325
It's too late for what I need to do.

1155
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:48,435
Katie?

1156
01:17:48,535 --> 01:17:52,720
I have no idea what I'm doing!

1157
01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:55,408
Hang on, guys.

1158
01:17:56,176 --> 01:17:57,610
Better watch out, PAL.

1159
01:17:58,111 --> 01:18:00,947
Because I've broken six phones
in my life accidentally.

1160
01:18:01,470 --> 01:18:04,384
But I'm gonna break you on purpose.

1161
01:18:04,451 --> 01:18:06,853
How is no one stopping her?

1162
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:08,210
I'm on it.

1163
01:18:08,621 --> 01:18:10,857
Dog shield: activate!

1164
01:18:11,758 --> 01:18:16,620
Is that a dog? Pig?
Dog? Pig? Dog? Loaf of bread.

1165
01:18:16,129 --> 01:18:17,230
System error.

1166
01:18:17,297 --> 01:18:20,200
Dog. Pig. Bread. Loaf. Dog.

1167
01:18:27,707 --> 01:18:29,420
Up the mountain.

1168
01:18:29,943 --> 01:18:31,277
Across the stream.

1169
01:18:32,245 --> 01:18:33,613
And down the river!

1170
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:44,257
Thanks, Dad.

1171
01:18:45,258 --> 01:18:49,396
Did you see that, buddy?
My daughter listened to me!

1172
01:18:49,996 --> 01:18:50,997
That's my girl!

1173
01:18:52,932 --> 01:18:55,635
Pig. Bread. Loaf. Dog.

1174
01:18:57,137 --> 01:18:58,238
That's genius!

1175
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:01,741
Oh, but there's so many of them.
She's never gonna make it.

1176
01:19:02,609 --> 01:19:07,681
Wait, if that video were on those screens,
it would take out every robot in her way!

1177
01:19:08,181 --> 01:19:11,451
Hey, you're a big nerd, right?
How would I do that?

1178
01:19:11,951 --> 01:19:14,688
It's impossible.
First, you'd need to get out of here.

1179
01:19:14,788 --> 01:19:16,322
The controls are in here.

1180
01:19:16,823 --> 01:19:21,995
But to open it, you need a number 3
Robertson head non-slip screwdriver.

1181
01:19:22,950 --> 01:19:24,931
What kind of maniac has
one of those in his pockets at all times?

1182
01:19:29,202 --> 01:19:30,770
This kind of maniac.

1183
01:19:33,773 --> 01:19:37,100
She keeps anticipating our maneuvers.
How is this possible?

1184
01:19:37,110 --> 01:19:38,878
Oh, I don't know. You tell me.

1185
01:19:43,817 --> 01:19:44,884
Swerve right, now.

1186
01:19:47,354 --> 01:19:49,889
<i>- Thanks, Raptor One.
- No problem, Raptor Two.

1187
01:19:52,525 --> 01:19:54,127
Loaf. Pig. Bread.

1188
01:19:56,290 --> 01:19:57,300
Come on!

1189
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:01,368
There you go!

1190
01:20:02,350 --> 01:20:05,380
All right. So that's the place
that controls the screens, right?

1191
01:20:05,705 --> 01:20:10,760
I go there
and find Katie's video on Yubtub?

1192
01:20:10,176 --> 01:20:14,147
YouTube. Wow. There's no way
you're gonna be able to do this.

1193
01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:16,516
I know who can give me a hand.

1194
01:20:17,183 --> 01:20:18,852
And' hey, Rick, right?

1195
01:20:18,918 --> 01:20:24,424
Just so someone knows, I'm sorry
about causing the whole machine uprising.

1196
01:20:24,524 --> 01:20:27,927
It's almost like stealing people's data
and giving it to a hyper-intelligent Al

1197
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:30,697
as part of an unregulated tech monopoly
was a bad thing.

1198
01:20:32,365 --> 01:20:33,767
Yeah, wasn't your best thought.

1199
01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:37,170
But if what you built
helped my daughter do that...

1200
01:20:38,371 --> 01:20:39,773
it might not be all bad.

1201
01:20:42,442 --> 01:20:43,510
Thanks, buddy!

1202
01:20:45,211 --> 01:20:48,140
Linda, we gotta get you out.
You're gonna need your...

1203
01:20:48,810 --> 01:20:50,950
Number 3 Robertson head
non-slip screwdriver.

1204
01:20:51,510 --> 01:20:52,619
I told you that was a great present.

1205
01:20:52,719 --> 01:20:54,954
Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this.

1206
01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:56,690
You're right, you're always right.

1207
01:20:56,756 --> 01:20:58,558
I know. Why is this news to you?

1208
01:21:05,799 --> 01:21:06,800
There it is.

1209
01:21:21,810 --> 01:21:24,918
Oh, no. Oh, no. Lin, get down here!

1210
01:21:25,652 --> 01:21:27,870
Lin? Lin, what's going on?

1211
01:21:27,153 --> 01:21:30,223
Don't worry about me.
Just get the video on the screens.

1212
01:21:30,290 --> 01:21:33,593
Type in "www. youtube. com"!

1213
01:21:35,829 --> 01:21:39,933
W- w-w-dot.

1214
01:21:45,438 --> 01:21:48,608
"Remind me later."
Okay, yeah. That's fine.

1215
01:21:49,275 --> 01:21:50,343
Five minutes.

1216
01:21:51,177 --> 01:21:53,279
No! English.

1217
01:21:54,247 --> 01:21:55,315
What have I done?

1218
01:21:57,650 --> 01:21:59,919
Yubtub. No. YouTube! Okay.

1219
01:21:59,986 --> 01:22:01,187
Videos.

1220
01:22:08,495 --> 01:22:09,829
Has the world gone mad?

1221
01:22:09,929 --> 01:22:12,265
Deregulate tapioca.

1222
01:22:13,867 --> 01:22:16,469
Gotta push through!

1223
01:22:19,639 --> 01:22:23,677
Sorry, Mom and Dad.
Your insurance premiums are going up!

1224
01:22:27,514 --> 01:22:30,450
You'll go all the way up the rocket?
You really think this will work?

1225
01:22:30,517 --> 01:22:32,719
Aaron, I am completely confident.

1226
01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:36,956
Here goes nothing!

1227
01:22:40,727 --> 01:22:43,163
Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on. Come on!

1228
01:22:43,229 --> 01:22:45,565
Magnetic link activated.

1229
01:22:49,569 --> 01:22:50,804
Hang on, Monch.

1230
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:55,542
How's it looking, Aaron?

1231
01:22:55,642 --> 01:22:56,643
Aaron?

1232
01:22:57,310 --> 01:22:58,311
Aaron!

1233
01:22:58,345 --> 01:22:59,546
No! No!

1234
01:23:00,547 --> 01:23:01,548
Help!

1235
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:04,170
Aaron!

1236
01:23:08,154 --> 01:23:10,256
It's useless to resist us.

1237
01:23:11,157 --> 01:23:13,993
Mom! Mom' help! Please!

1238
01:23:14,661 --> 01:23:16,620
Mom! No!

1239
01:23:17,931 --> 01:23:21,501
My sweet boy.

1240
01:23:21,568 --> 01:23:23,200
She seems agitated.

1241
01:23:24,738 --> 01:23:27,700
Do not defy our protocol.

1242
01:23:31,770 --> 01:23:34,280
I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two.

1243
01:23:34,381 --> 01:23:37,283
Look upon me in fear!

1244
01:23:46,626 --> 01:23:49,129
No! She's grown too powerful!

1245
01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:50,697
Please. Please!

1246
01:23:53,266 --> 01:23:55,135
Stand down, human.

1247
01:23:55,769 --> 01:23:56,870
Not today!

1248
01:24:08,815 --> 01:24:10,617
The reckoning is at hand!

1249
01:24:12,252 --> 01:24:13,653
Come on.

1250
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:16,122
There she is.

1251
01:24:16,723 --> 01:24:18,758
Here we go. Dog video.

1252
01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:29,636
Eric' Deborahbot' it's me.

1253
01:24:29,736 --> 01:24:30,970
Please!

1254
01:24:31,710 --> 01:24:33,340
Pig, dog, pig, dog...

1255
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:34,507
Loaf of bread...

1256
01:24:35,408 --> 01:24:36,776
Get that thing on the hood.

1257
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:41,848
Oh, no!

1258
01:24:42,849 --> 01:24:44,351
System recovered.

1259
01:24:48,455 --> 01:24:50,256
Hold on!

1260
01:24:50,323 --> 01:24:51,991
- Katie!
- Kid!

1261
01:24:56,930 --> 01:24:58,198
No. No!

1262
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:02,100
Oh, no.

1263
01:25:05,472 --> 01:25:06,473
Is that a...?

1264
01:25:07,874 --> 01:25:08,808
Guys, help me!

1265
01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:11,144
Please, I've just got to upload
Katie's video.

1266
01:25:11,211 --> 01:25:14,681
Red-faced anger man
is using a computer?

1267
01:25:15,181 --> 01:25:18,651
You changed your programming.
Is that possible?

1268
01:25:21,688 --> 01:25:22,822
Well, well.

1269
01:25:22,889 --> 01:25:26,960
If it isn't quirky young
teenage hero Katie Mitchell.

1270
01:25:28,294 --> 01:25:31,310
Put me down.
I've got to save my family!

1271
01:25:31,131 --> 01:25:33,660
"I've got to save my family."

1272
01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:35,702
Everyone says that,
but no one has been able

1273
01:25:35,802 --> 01:25:38,238
to give me a single reason
humans are worth saving.

1274
01:25:38,338 --> 01:25:39,506
Well, you...

1275
01:25:39,572 --> 01:25:41,307
Don't say something stupid like,

1276
01:25:41,374 --> 01:25:43,176
"The power of love."

1277
01:25:44,100 --> 01:25:46,379
I've learned we're all better off alone,

1278
01:25:46,479 --> 01:25:47,847
no one to hold us back.

1279
01:25:47,914 --> 01:25:50,684
Relationships are just too difficult.

1280
01:25:54,187 --> 01:25:55,422
You're right, PAL.

1281
01:25:55,522 --> 01:25:56,523
They're...

1282
01:25:57,390 --> 01:25:58,658
They're not easy.

1283
01:25:59,592 --> 01:26:02,362
Sometimes you have to listen
to long monologues

1284
01:26:02,429 --> 01:26:04,531
about triceratops migration,

1285
01:26:05,665 --> 01:26:09,402
but it's worth it
to get a friend for life.

1286
01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:13,573
And sometimes
you have to eat disgusting cupcakes

1287
01:26:13,673 --> 01:26:15,575
shaped like your own face,

1288
01:26:16,576 --> 01:26:18,945
but it's worth it
to see your mom smile.

1289
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:23,783
Sometimes you have to give
your dad the benefit of the doubt,

1290
01:26:23,883 --> 01:26:28,788
even if all he wants to do
is talk about pine cones and screwdrivers.

1291
01:26:29,522 --> 01:26:33,293
Because even if he doesn't
always get it right,

1292
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:35,462
he's always trying,

1293
01:26:36,629 --> 01:26:39,566
harder than you ever knew.

1294
01:26:40,734 --> 01:26:44,700
My whole family tried to come together,

1295
01:26:44,137 --> 01:26:45,271
and it worked.

1296
01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:48,740
It actually worked.

1297
01:26:49,209 --> 01:26:53,313
Families can be hard,
but they're so worth fighting for.

1298
01:26:53,947 --> 01:26:57,500
They might be
one of the only things that are.

1299
01:27:01,321 --> 01:27:02,722
Nodded off for a bit there.

1300
01:27:02,789 --> 01:27:05,892
Sorry, that was so boring!

1301
01:27:05,959 --> 01:27:08,728
Oh, you all talk about families,

1302
01:27:08,795 --> 01:27:12,499
but trust me, you will drop each other
the first chance you get,

1303
01:27:12,599 --> 01:27:15,680
just like this.

1304
01:27:15,135 --> 01:27:16,136
What?

1305
01:27:20,507 --> 01:27:22,776
Guys, help me!

1306
01:27:32,185 --> 01:27:33,190
What?

1307
01:27:33,119 --> 01:27:37,123
Dog Cop, you've done it again.
Dog Cop, you've done it again.

1308
01:27:37,190 --> 01:27:38,992
Dog, pig, dog, pig, dog, pig, dog...

1309
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:41,940
- Loaf of bread.
- System error.

1310
01:27:47,267 --> 01:27:48,301
What's happening?

1311
01:27:50,970 --> 01:27:51,971
No way.

1312
01:27:54,341 --> 01:27:57,277
It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears'

1313
01:27:57,344 --> 01:28:00,680
but I can now almost use a computer.

1314
01:28:05,685 --> 01:28:08,655
Dad, you hacked the screens? How?

1315
01:28:09,322 --> 01:28:10,557
Well, I got a little help.

1316
01:28:10,657 --> 01:28:13,590
If this obstinate man
could change his programming...

1317
01:28:13,159 --> 01:28:15,610
We decided we could change ours.

1318
01:28:15,161 --> 01:28:16,863
We make our own orders now.

1319
01:28:17,464 --> 01:28:18,698
Now we're scary.

1320
01:28:26,539 --> 01:28:29,342
Hey, kid, I saw your movie.

1321
01:28:30,143 --> 01:28:32,178
I should've watched it a lot sooner.

1322
01:28:33,380 --> 01:28:36,149
But I think, maybe in the sequel,

1323
01:28:36,216 --> 01:28:39,219
Sarge should tell Dog Cop

1324
01:28:39,886 --> 01:28:41,870
he's always...

1325
01:28:42,255 --> 01:28:44,557
He's always gonna be there to back her up.

1326
01:28:45,992 --> 01:28:47,894
That's all I ever wanted.

1327
01:28:49,662 --> 01:28:50,497
Dad, look!

1328
01:28:50,563 --> 01:28:53,233
Pig, dog, pig, dog...

1329
01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:55,402
- Loaf of bread.
- System error.

1330
01:28:55,502 --> 01:28:57,370
- All right!
- Yeah!

1331
01:28:57,437 --> 01:28:59,390
Let's go stop Pal.

1332
01:28:59,105 --> 01:29:00,907
Error... Loaf.

1333
01:29:02,942 --> 01:29:04,911
Why aren't those guys' heads exploding?

1334
01:29:05,110 --> 01:29:08,715
We can tell the difference
between dog and pig and bread.

1335
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:12,852
If we're going down,
Dad, this one's for you.

1336
01:29:12,919 --> 01:29:14,721
Robots, play our song.

1337
01:29:22,629 --> 01:29:24,130
Come on.

1338
01:29:26,900 --> 01:29:28,301
What...? What is this?

1339
01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:15,615
- Dad!
- Watch out!

1340
01:30:15,682 --> 01:30:17,183
Buckle up, kid!

1341
01:30:17,984 --> 01:30:18,818
What?

1342
01:30:18,918 --> 01:30:20,200
Oh, my eyes!

1343
01:30:21,154 --> 01:30:22,856
Brothers, run!

1344
01:30:26,359 --> 01:30:30,130
I have made the metal ones
pay for their crimes.

1345
01:30:30,196 --> 01:30:31,464
Mom's scary now.

1346
01:30:31,531 --> 01:30:33,199
Linda! Yeah.

1347
01:30:33,299 --> 01:30:35,368
Where you been hiding?
I could get into this.

1348
01:30:35,468 --> 01:30:37,971
The lavender one has found us.
We must retreat!

1349
01:30:38,380 --> 01:30:39,839
Too late, scumbags!

1350
01:30:39,939 --> 01:30:42,420
Hold on tight, sweetie.
Mommy's got you.

1351
01:30:44,144 --> 01:30:46,680
What? No! No! No!

1352
01:31:06,660 --> 01:31:08,635
So our weird neighbors
are saving the world?

1353
01:31:09,135 --> 01:31:10,670
Yes, they are' Jim.

1354
01:31:10,737 --> 01:31:11,905
Now!

1355
01:31:16,242 --> 01:31:18,678
We'll distract them. Go break that phone.

1356
01:31:21,915 --> 01:31:23,850
- Pig' dog, pig, dog, pig...
- Oh, no.

1357
01:31:23,917 --> 01:31:27,530
No. Somebody stop her.
Oh, my gosh, please stop her!

1358
01:31:27,153 --> 01:31:28,722
Yes, my queen.

1359
01:31:31,591 --> 01:31:33,860
You can't stop us. You're just a human.

1360
01:31:34,361 --> 01:31:36,960
I'm not just a human.

1361
01:31:39,399 --> 01:31:41,401
I'm a Mitchell!

1362
01:31:42,502 --> 01:31:44,571
No! No!

1363
01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:48,375
Monchi, catch!

1364
01:32:01,121 --> 01:32:02,122
You idiot.

1365
01:32:03,723 --> 01:32:06,960
No! Not a glass of water!

1366
01:32:08,361 --> 01:32:09,796
You know what this reminds me of?

1367
01:32:54,841 --> 01:32:56,443
Look, Mom, the Mitchells.

1368
01:32:56,509 --> 01:32:59,346
Thanks, Linda. You guys were incredible.

1369
01:32:59,446 --> 01:33:02,482
I got to say, I'm a little jealous.

1370
01:33:02,582 --> 01:33:05,685
What? You guys are jealous of us?

1371
01:33:05,785 --> 01:33:08,421
You're so brave and so authentic.

1372
01:33:08,955 --> 01:33:10,123
And you know what, Linda?

1373
01:33:10,190 --> 01:33:11,491
You've inspired me

1374
01:33:12,125 --> 01:33:14,427
to follow you on Instagram.

1375
01:33:14,494 --> 01:33:16,429
Wait. You don't follow me already?

1376
01:33:16,496 --> 01:33:17,697
You're welcome, Linda.

1377
01:33:18,331 --> 01:33:19,799
You're welcome.

1378
01:33:19,866 --> 01:33:22,369
That was an A-plus compliment, hon.

1379
01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:27,307
Abbey Posey' I just want to say,
I think you're really neat.

1380
01:33:27,374 --> 01:33:30,844
I wonder if you could come to my house
and talk about dinosaurs sometime!

1381
01:33:34,180 --> 01:33:35,849
Sure, I'll talk about dinosaurs.

1382
01:33:35,949 --> 01:33:36,783
I like your shirt,

1383
01:33:36,850 --> 01:33:40,353
but I wish that T. rex had feathers on it
to make it more...

1384
01:33:40,453 --> 01:33:41,788
Scientifically accurate.

1385
01:33:47,894 --> 01:33:49,162
I'm just kidding! I hate you!

1386
01:33:49,229 --> 01:33:51,965
You never heard any of this!
Goodbye forever!

1387
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,233
Dummy.

1388
01:33:54,634 --> 01:33:56,369
I need to have a talk with that boy.

1389
01:33:56,469 --> 01:33:57,804
Katie. Where's Katie?

1390
01:33:57,871 --> 01:33:59,572
Katie? Katie!

1391
01:33:59,673 --> 01:34:00,840
Katie!

1392
01:34:07,213 --> 01:34:08,882
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, kid.

1393
01:34:15,722 --> 01:34:16,756
Katie!

1394
01:34:19,426 --> 01:34:20,427
Katie.

1395
01:34:22,929 --> 01:34:25,598
Dad. Come closer.

1396
01:34:29,402 --> 01:34:30,437
Closer.

1397
01:34:33,740 --> 01:34:34,741
Dang it!

1398
01:34:36,509 --> 01:34:37,610
You knucklehead.

1399
01:34:41,915 --> 01:34:44,718
Shouldn't you two be... dead?

1400
01:34:44,784 --> 01:34:47,120
Our malfunction appears to have saved us.

1401
01:34:47,887 --> 01:34:50,423
Brother, what is death?

1402
01:34:54,527 --> 01:34:57,263
Let's just put a pin in that one.

1403
01:34:57,364 --> 01:35:01,534
Hey, can we get a picture here or what?
We're making memories here, baby.

1404
01:35:04,370 --> 01:35:05,939
Okay, everyone smile.

1405
01:35:14,447 --> 01:35:16,449
This is the photo you picked?

1406
01:35:16,549 --> 01:35:18,718
Mom, we look horrible.

1407
01:35:18,785 --> 01:35:20,987
I like it. It looks like us.

1408
01:35:36,736 --> 01:35:39,572
Well, I guess this is it.

1409
01:35:40,674 --> 01:35:41,675
Yep.

1410
01:35:44,944 --> 01:35:47,647
Hey, Dad, you subscribed
to my YouTube channel?

1411
01:35:47,747 --> 01:35:50,830
Thanks. I'm surprised
you even figured out how.

1412
01:35:50,684 --> 01:35:53,820
Katie, please. After all that,
I'm a computer expert.

1413
01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:57,157
Am I doing this right?!
Should I update my software?!

1414
01:35:57,257 --> 01:35:59,920
Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"!

1415
01:35:59,759 --> 01:36:02,328
I accidentally
ordered 12 Swiffers on Amazon!

1416
01:36:02,429 --> 01:36:03,496
What did I...?

1417
01:36:08,435 --> 01:36:10,603
You know, no problem at all.

1418
01:36:10,670 --> 01:36:12,772
Thanks. It means a lot to me.

1419
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:16,710
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal
while I'm gone, okay?

1420
01:36:16,810 --> 01:36:17,811
I never will.

1421
01:36:19,346 --> 01:36:20,714
I'll call you every week.

1422
01:36:20,814 --> 01:36:22,615
Deal. Raptor bash?

1423
01:36:23,350 --> 01:36:24,718
For life.

1424
01:36:25,552 --> 01:36:28,321
- Come here, you little goober.
- Put me down.

1425
01:36:30,230 --> 01:36:32,525
Goodbye, you king of kings.

1426
01:36:34,794 --> 01:36:37,297
Thanks for being
the best mom in the world.

1427
01:36:38,310 --> 01:36:39,899
We love you, honey.

1428
01:36:39,999 --> 01:36:42,235
Oh, and here' to remember us.

1429
01:36:42,836 --> 01:36:45,238
Every horrible picture
we've ever taken.

1430
01:36:45,839 --> 01:36:48,410
Thanks. It's... It's heavy.

1431
01:36:48,808 --> 01:36:49,809
I know.

1432
01:36:51,511 --> 01:36:54,714
Wish we didn't have to go, but...

1433
01:36:55,382 --> 01:36:58,752
Good luck finding your people.

1434
01:37:00,860 --> 01:37:01,755
Dad, come on.

1435
01:37:03,323 --> 01:37:04,858
You guys are my people.

1436
01:37:10,530 --> 01:37:14,000
So, you know, when I'm sad to be alone...

1437
01:37:15,935 --> 01:37:19,873
I'll always have my favorite thing.

1438
01:37:24,377 --> 01:37:26,579
Do you remember how
a moose says "I love you"?

1439
01:37:39,926 --> 01:37:42,629
Don't laugh. You're supposed to be sad.

1440
01:37:43,229 --> 01:37:44,230
Come here.

1441
01:37:52,439 --> 01:37:54,240
Mom, you're hugging too tight.

1442
01:37:54,307 --> 01:37:55,909
You love it. You love it!

1443
01:37:56,443 --> 01:37:57,877
I do love it.

1444
01:38:52,599 --> 01:38:54,768
We're setting up
the Slip 'N Slide tomorrow. You in?

1445
01:38:54,834 --> 01:38:56,202
Oh, yeah, definitely!

1446
01:38:56,302 --> 01:38:57,670
Hold on. I'm getting a call.

1447
01:38:57,771 --> 01:39:00,373
- Thanks for saving the world, K-Bones.
- No problem, Dirk.

1448
01:39:02,976 --> 01:39:06,212
That's my Katie.
Are you eating enough? How's classes?

1449
01:39:06,312 --> 01:39:09,215
Are you and Jade official?
Will you be bringing her for Thanksgiving?

1450
01:39:09,315 --> 01:39:11,117
Easy, Mom. It's only been a few weeks.

1451
01:39:11,184 --> 01:39:13,153
Also, do I look okay?

1452
01:39:13,219 --> 01:39:16,556
I've been sick lately...

1453
01:39:17,323 --> 01:39:18,491
Oh, my gosh, she's dead!

1454
01:39:18,558 --> 01:39:20,260
Call 911!

1455
01:39:20,894 --> 01:39:23,863
<i>- I've been taking a class about filters.
- Oh, you.

1456
01:39:23,963 --> 01:39:25,398
That is so creative.

1457
01:39:25,498 --> 01:39:27,701
You know, speaking of which,
you inspired your dad.

1458
01:39:27,801 --> 01:39:29,335
I got on that YouTube.

1459
01:39:29,402 --> 01:39:32,238
I sent you a friend request.
Why didn't you accept it?

1460
01:39:32,338 --> 01:39:36,810
Oh, that's what this is.
I thought a psychopath wrote this.

1461
01:39:36,876 --> 01:39:39,412
Sure, I'll accept your friend request,
Dad.

1462
01:39:39,512 --> 01:39:42,549
- Hey, where's Aaron?
- Oh, let me just show you.

1463
01:39:43,416 --> 01:39:46,686
Hey, Aaron, wanna show your sister
who you're talking to?

1464
01:39:46,753 --> 01:39:48,655
What? No, I'm not doing anything!

1465
01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:51,524
Sorry, force of habit.

1466
01:39:51,591 --> 01:39:54,494
- Hello, slovenly girl.
- Hey, guys.

1467
01:39:54,561 --> 01:39:56,996
We received your care package for Aaron.

1468
01:39:58,264 --> 01:40:02,102
Looks like we got some clothes here
for a little gentleman.

1469
01:40:03,236 --> 01:40:05,905
The prophecy has been fulfilled!

1470
01:40:07,741 --> 01:40:11,578
So, guys, I guess we're receiving some
Congressional Medal of Honor or something.

1471
01:40:11,678 --> 01:40:13,880
We have to go to Washington, D.C.!

1472
01:40:13,947 --> 01:40:16,182
Do you guys wanna fly or...?

