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♪♪

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[song playing faintly
from the backroom]

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[door opening, chime dinging]

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[bell ringing]

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[man panting]

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[man] Hi, there.

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[exhales]
Hey.

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[owner] You know you've got a
fair amount of blood on you
there, sir.

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Oh. Huh.

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[chuckles]

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Yeah, it's not even mine.
It was just this...

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[sighs]

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Never mind.

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Hey, listen, I need you to take
this thing off my hands,

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just make it someone else's
problem, you know?

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I mean, I thought my boys
were gonna love it, but, uh...

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Let me tell you, man,
they will not.

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No, it's not, uh... a toy,

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so just don't ever call it that.

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It's a, uh...

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It's...

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Actually, I don't know
exactly what it is.

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Besides, it appears
to be broken.

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See, the drumstick seems
to be stuck in the up position.

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You do not want the goddamn
drumstick to come down.

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Okay?

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Because when it does,

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I promise you,
we are all ****ed to hell.

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Okay?

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[circus music, drumming]

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Woah... Oh...

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Okay...

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[circus music
and drumming continue]

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[circus music
and drumming stop]

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[Italian song playing softly
from backroom]

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Well, sir, can't speak for you,

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but, heh, I don't feel
especially ****ed to hell.

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[dramatic tone]

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[whirring]

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[heavy thump]

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[ominous music rising]

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Hot dog.

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[distorted backroom music]

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Who's smiling now,
you infernal son of a *****?

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[dramatic music]

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[screaming]

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YEAH!

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[screaming halts]

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[Hal] I don't know
 if every father

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 passes some secret horror
 onto his kids.

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 But mine sure did.

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["Let the Good Times Roll"
by Shirley and Lee starts]

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 ♪ Come on, baby,
 while the thrill is on ♪

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 ♪ Come on, baby,
 let's have some fun ♪

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 ♪ Come on, baby,
 let the good times roll ♪

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 ♪ Roll all night long ♪

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 My name is Hal Shelborn.

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 This is me
 and my twin brother, Bill.

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 Well, this is us
 before everything.

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 Bill was the kind of kid
 who would say, "shake on it,"

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 but then pull his hand back
 and pretend to slick his hair.

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 He was older than me
 by three minutes

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 and ate most
 of my mom's placenta.

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 So that made him
 my "big" brother.

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 A role he took seriously.

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 And he treated me like shit
 whenever he got the chance.

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[Young Bill] I've been
meaning to tell you...

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Mom says she hates you
because you made dad leave,

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and now she has to go on dates.

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[Hal] But I managed
 to love him anyway,

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 even if I did
 sometimes fantasize

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 about being an only child.

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[Young Hal] I hate you,
Bill Shelborn.

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[squishing sound]

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[slow jazz music]

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[Hal] My mom raised us
 on her own

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 for as long as she could,
 at least.

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 And my mom,

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 well, I can remember
 her perfectly,

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 like it was yesterday.

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[Lois] Your father...

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Well, your father went out
for a pack of cigarettes

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and never came back.

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[Lois tsks]

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[Lois] Just made
like an egg and...

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scrambled.

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And sure, sure,

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I could have been
one of his stewardesses, but,

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of course, the deadbeat
never took me anywhere.

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He just brought back

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Swiss cuckoo clocks
and bonsai trees.

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[Lois] Knick-knacks
and souvenirs

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to stuff our closet full.

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And one day, my darling boys,

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all that horse shit
will be yours.

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 [Hal] We knew my mom thought
 it was a bunch of junk.

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 But for Bill and me,

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 Dad's closet was full of clues
 to who he was.

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There she is.

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Old deadbeat's disguise.

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[mysterious melody]

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The hell's that thing from?

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Paris, France or something?

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It says, "Organ Grinder Monkey."

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"Like Life."

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You mean "lifelike," dumbshit.

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No.

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[Young Hal] What?

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[Young Bill]
Give me that thing.

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Here.

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[ominous tone]

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You think this does junk
if I turn this?

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Don't, Bill. It's Dad's.

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Dad's gone, ****face.

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And I'm his next of "skin,"

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so legally,
everything in here's mine.

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[key winding clicks]

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[whirring]

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[gasps]

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[clicking]

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[whirring]

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[whirring stops]

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Stupid thing's broken anyway.

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Don't come in our room,
dumbshit.

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Shotgun, obviously.

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Christ, what's worse
than a blind date?

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I'd rather take my chances

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and kiss a goddamn frog
and see what happens.

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Okay, boys!

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[Lois] Uh, no soda
after you brush your teeth,

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and no fires,

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and no video games
because of the last fire.

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[Annie] I tried
to tell them no fires,

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but these boys
are nothing but willish.

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[Lois] Thank you,
babysitter Annie.

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I'll be home by midnight.

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[sinister music]

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[sighs]
Okay, boys,

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I've got only
one rule for tonight.

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Keep your hands off
the hot parts of the table.

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Okay?

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I'll try, but...

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I'm just a man.

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Bill, knock it off.

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[lively music]

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[knives clanking]

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[ominous music]

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[muffled conversations]

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[ominous music]

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[lively music]

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[circus music and drumming]

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[distant circus music]

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[circus music
and drumming continue]

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[circus music
and drumming continue]

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[circus music
and drumming end]

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[faint squishing]

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[patrons screaming]

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Holy sh--

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[church organ]

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[Hal] Maybe an experience
 like that

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 could have brought
 me and Bill closer.

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 But it turned out
 one freak tragedy

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 wasn't going to be
 nearly enough.

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****.

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How is her head still together?

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[whispering] Sh. Sh. Sh.

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Don't think about it too much.

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[priest] Oh, ****.

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Uuuuhhh...

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Oh, yeah.

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Today, we are here
with Annie Wilkes.

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Gone by accident...

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rather, in an accident

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because, you know,
there's no accidents.

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Um... Is there a divine plan?

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Sure, you know, uh, maybe.

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Call it a coin toss,
you know, heads or tails, heh.

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But not Annie's head

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because that is,

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uh, separate.

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That's a separate issue. Uh...

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Uh... You know,
why her, though, right?

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Why Annie?

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Why not you?

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Or you?

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[inaudible]

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Everything for a reason,
yeah, totally.

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And it is what it is.

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Uuuhhh...

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It is what it is.

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The word of the Lord.

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[all] Amen.

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Everything is an accident.

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Or nothing is an accident.

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Either way, same thing.

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It's not if or even how.

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It's only when.

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Everybody dies.

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And that's life.

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I'll die.

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And you will both die.

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And all of your friends
and their parents

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and all of their pets
and everybody.

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Some of us peacefully
in our sleep.

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And some of us horribly...

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violently, tied up
with a clothesline,

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and screaming through
duct tape over our mouths

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and all that jazz.

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[somber music]

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And to hell with it.

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Come on, let's go dancing.

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["Rip It Up"
by Little Richard plays ]

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 ♪ Well, it's Saturday night
 and I just got paid ♪

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 ♪ Fool about my money,
 don't try to save ♪

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 ♪ My heart say
 "Go go, have a time" ♪

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 ♪ 'Cause Saturday night
 and I'm feel fine ♪

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 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up ♪

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 ♪♪

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 ♪ I'm gonna rip it up ♪

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 ♪♪

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 ♪ I'm gonna shake it up ♪

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 ♪♪

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 ♪ Gonna ball it up ♪

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 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up
 And ball tonight ♪

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 ♪♪

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 ♪ Got me a date
 and I won't be late... ♪

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[Hal] It might have been
 on the day of a funeral,

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 but that probably was
 the happiest day of my life.

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[school bell ringing]

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 It's funny how quickly
 that can change.

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[Florence] Hey, kid.

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Your brother says
your dad left your mom.

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Lit out to Paris, France
to buy cigarettes

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'cause you're a big fat baby
who cried all the time.

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[Pepper] And man,
don't your mom deserve better?

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I mean, don't she?

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-Um...
-[Florence] I guess that means

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your mom would be wearing
the pants in the house now, huh?

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I think that's
how it works, yeah.

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[Pepper] Aw, but...

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see, you're wearing pants.

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And two people
can't be wearing

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the pants in the house
at the same time.

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So, looks like you got yourself
a bit of a pants problem, kid.

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[sighs]

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[Lois] Honey, I'm making PB&J.

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[Lois, from the kitchen]
Oh, and how am I?

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Oh, I'm great! I love slaving
over my two sons all day long.

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[sighs]

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[dramatic music rising]

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-[music stops]
-Mom!

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[Lois] Yeah?

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Why'd you put
Dad's weird monkey in our room?

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You know I don't go
in there anymore

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since I found that stiff sock.

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Oh, yeah.

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[ominous music rising]

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[suspenseful music]

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You didn't have anything to do

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with my babysitter's head,
right?

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[laughs]
Idiot.

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Yo, Mrs. Torrance!

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Hal Shelborn's jerking
his monkey under his desk!

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[whole class laughing]

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00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,365
[laughter echoing,
tense music]

266
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,703
[inaudible conversations]

267
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,344
[tense music rising]

268
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,722
Honey, I'm making devil's food.

269
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,523
I don't ****ing want any!

270
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:32,158
Language!

271
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,560
[footsteps pounding
down stairs]

272
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,730
[Lois] What are you,
a sailor in a shipyard?

273
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,467
[dramatic music]

274
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,668
You.

275
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,500
[huffing]

276
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,874
It's because of you
that deadbeat Bill this to me.

277
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,243
[rapid breathing]

278
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,579
You know who I'm talking about,
don't you?

279
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,582
That ***hole kid
who lives in here with me...

280
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,584
that's Bill.

281
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,687
You wanna know something else?

282
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,491
I wish Bill was dead.

283
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,230
[winding clicks]

284
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,169
[rapid whirring]

285
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,570
[click]

286
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,675
[whirring]

287
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:22,842
[whirring stops]

288
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,379
Hey, Mom, you home?

289
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,250
Is dinner ready?

290
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,753
Mom?

291
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,863
[circus music and drumming]

292
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:52,906
Mom?

293
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,643
You're not even making it yet?

294
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,813
[Lois groans]

295
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:05,885
[circus music
and drumming continue]

296
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,757
[circus music
and drumming stop]

297
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,427
[raspy groans]

298
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,967
[guttural sigh]

299
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,336
What the ****?!

300
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:27,507
[tense music rising]

301
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,809
[Young Hal] Oh, shit.

302
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,678
-[loud pop]
-[Young Bill] MOMMY!

303
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:38,518
[church organ]

304
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,787
[Hal] The doctors called
 what happened to my mom

305
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,689
 a boomerang aneurysm.

306
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,925
 But I was the only one
 who knew what it really was.

307
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,863
 They said chances
 of it happening

308
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,631
 were one in 44 million.

309
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,335
 And that's just
 another way to say

310
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,970
 it has to happen to somebody.

311
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,373
 And that's how it works.

312
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:03,443
 You turn the key
 and the drumsticks go up.

313
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,512
 They come down again
 when it chooses

314
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,470
 who it wants to kill next.

315
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,950
 It kills who it wants
 when it feels like it.

316
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,553
 And it doesn't owe you
 an explanation.

317
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,390
 It doesn't take requests.

318
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,293
 It's true
 what it says on the box.

319
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,996
 It's just like life.

320
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,534
[priest] Uh... son,

321
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,202
-perhaps it's best if you--
-Shut up!

322
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,870
[organ stops playing]

323
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,710
Hey, Mom!

324
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:40,480
Mom, wake up!

325
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,748
[soft sigh]

326
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,850
Mom?

327
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,253
[Young Bill chuckles]

328
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,656
Mom, that's a funny joke!

329
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,660
MOM!

330
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,999
Wake up.

331
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:05,605
[sad music]

332
00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:15,782
Okay, you can keep talking.

333
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,357
Oh...

334
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,362
[Uncle Chip sighing deeply]

335
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:36,636
[Chip] You know, your Aunt Ida
and your Uncle Chip...

336
00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:39,439
never wanted kids.

337
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,760
Nah.

338
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,790
Always just kind of preferred
a life where you sit down

339
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:48,915
and you don't stand up again
until you want to.

340
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,985
Also, we're swingers, but...

341
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:54,120
Oh, well.

342
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,131
[sighs]

343
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,834
And I want you to know

344
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,171
we're gonna do our very best
with you boys.

345
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,642
It's just that our very best
might be...

346
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:17,811
pretty bad.

347
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:25,752
[unsettling music]

348
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,865
[ominous music]

349
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,875
Oh... oh, ****.

350
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,845
[heavy breathing]

351
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,947
-****!
-[squelching]

352
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:59,185
[ominous music]

353
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,590
What the ****?

354
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,729
[squelching]

355
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,901
[tense music]

356
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:20,874
****.

357
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,676
[ominous drumming]

358
00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:25,679
-[Hal grunting]
-[drumming]

359
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,847
[tense music rising]

360
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,520
[squelching]

361
00:22:33,153 --> 00:22:35,880
[heavy breathing]

362
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:36,990
[knife clank]

363
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,260
[Hak] I put the pieces
 in a garbage bag

364
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:41,861
 and made sure
 it got on a garbage truck.

365
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,330
 And I assumed that would be
 the end of it.

366
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,166
["I Shall Be Released"
by Nina Simone]

367
00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:47,534
 But after that,

368
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,569
Bill and I were never the same.

369
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,405
 I mean, we looked the same
 because we were twins,

370
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,941
and, well, you know what I mean.

371
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,713
 Aunt Ida and Uncle Chip
 picked up Bill and me

372
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,614
 and moved us to Maine.

373
00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:04,551
 And I guess I hoped we'd left
 the worst of it behind us.

374
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:08,855
 ♪ They say everything
 can be replaced ♪

375
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:16,730
 ♪ They say every distance
 is not near ♪

376
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:26,206
 ♪ So I remember every face ♪

377
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:33,980
 ♪ Of every man
 who put me here ♪

378
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,616
[song playing softly
in background]

379
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:38,651
You going to take off
your suit, Bill?

380
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:42,589
If I take it off,
then I'll have to put it back on

381
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,791
as soon as there's
another funeral.

382
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,293
But if I don't take it off,

383
00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:49,562
then I won't have
to put it back on.

384
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,332
So there won't be
any more funerals.

385
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,767
[climbing footsteps]

386
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,300
[light panting]

387
00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:02,175
[Ida] Sleep tight, you two.

388
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:04,844
[spring pops out]

389
00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:08,782
 ♪ I shall be ♪

390
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:15,255
 ♪ Released ♪

391
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,102
[muffled TV show]

392
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,938
 Here comes trouble,
 here it comes!

393
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:40,613
[faint crackling]

394
00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:43,283
[porch light crackling]

395
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:48,540
[insects chirping]

396
00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:57,630
[ominous music slowly rising]

397
00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:18,752
[ominous music]

398
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:40,106
[unsettling music]

399
00:25:42,776 --> 00:25:43,910
[Young Bill] Why the hell
did you bring it?

400
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,445
I didn't. I chopped it up.

401
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:47,347
Don't look chopped up to me.

402
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,150
I'm telling you, Bill,

403
00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:50,884
it's a bad monkey.

404
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:54,954
It's a bad, magic,
killer monkey.

405
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:57,857
You think it killed
Babysitter Annie?

406
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,895
Maybe. Probably.
I--I don't know.

407
00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:06,299
I was going to marry that girl.

408
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,802
I know you were, Bill.

409
00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:12,872
We should try it on purpose to
see if anyone else we know dies.

410
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,308
No, we shouldn't. I mean,
what if it gets one of us?

411
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:18,445
Then I promise to pretend
to be sad when you're dead.

412
00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:22,882
Yeah, me too.

413
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,754
You think it could kill the
person who turns the key or not?

414
00:26:27,821 --> 00:26:29,789
How the hell should I know?

415
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,230
Do you think Mom turned it?

416
00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:40,400
[somber music]

417
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,338
I'm gonna try it.

418
00:26:47,474 --> 00:26:48,441
Don't, Bill--

419
00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:50,100
[church organ]

420
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:53,980
[Hal] It was a hunting accident,
 but not the usual kind.

421
00:26:54,581 --> 00:26:58,351
 Uncle Chip was trampled
by a stampede of 67 wild horses

422
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,520
 in his sleeping bag
 on a camping trip.

423
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:01,688
[horses neighing]

424
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,123
 I overheard the undertaker
 say that,

425
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,792
[Young Bill] I don't mind much
that Uncle Chip's gone.

426
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,694
He was kind of an ***hole.

427
00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:11,531
I just mind more that I feel
pretty good it wasn't me.

428
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,967
But it's got to be done,
you know?

429
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,869
To keep it away
from the people

430
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,871
who might feel really good
about using it,

431
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,774
like the Nazis and Russians

432
00:27:20,874 --> 00:27:22,976
and "Iran-qis" and whatnot.

433
00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:25,278
[Hal] We knew that
 it couldn't be destroyed,

434
00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:28,448
 so we hoped
that we could maybe contain it.

435
00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,216
 Just get rid of it.

436
00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:32,519
[chain rattling]

437
00:27:32,619 --> 00:27:34,521
 Make it go the **** away.

438
00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:39,225
[sinister music]

439
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,394
 And for a long time, anyway,

440
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:44,998
 it really seemed like it had.

441
00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:49,569
[insects chirping]

442
00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:52,339
[creaking]

443
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,264
[circus music playing
in the distance]

444
00:28:18,398 --> 00:28:19,733
[soft gasp]

445
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:32,212
[bubbling]

446
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:34,447
[circus music continues
in distance]

447
00:28:40,854 --> 00:28:44,691
[ominous music rising]

448
00:28:57,370 --> 00:29:00,273
[circus music continues]

449
00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:13,720
[circus music stops]

450
00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:33,807
[ominous music]

451
00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:36,409
[soft rattling]

452
00:29:44,651 --> 00:29:45,685
[pull chain clicks]

453
00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:53,526
[light bulb buzzing]

454
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:54,661
[light clicks]

455
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,472
[creaking]

456
00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:07,140
[stair cracks]

457
00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,175
[dramatic tone]

458
00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:19,520
[shrill shriek]

459
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,221
[ragged breathing]

460
00:30:21,354 --> 00:30:22,389
Ah!

461
00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:24,157
[whimpering]

462
00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:32,665
[sharp inhale, exhale]

463
00:30:32,732 --> 00:30:34,567
[unsettling music]

464
00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:36,736
[gas leaking]

465
00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:41,741
[sniffing]

466
00:30:44,978 --> 00:30:47,480
[gas leaking]

467
00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:57,490
[range knob clicks]

468
00:30:58,758 --> 00:31:01,161
[screaming]

469
00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:04,497
[dramatic music]

470
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,935
[faint screaming]

471
00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:11,438
[insects chirping]

472
00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:13,440
[screaming]

473
00:31:13,573 --> 00:31:17,577
 ♪♪

474
00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,182
[squelching]

475
00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:25,785
[Hal] I haven't seen the monkey
since we threw it down the well,

476
00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:29,622
but it feels like only a matter
 of time before it comes back.

477
00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:32,225
[muzak]

478
00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:34,294
 This is me today.

479
00:31:34,761 --> 00:31:37,230
 I pretty much lost
 all contact with Bill,

480
00:31:37,297 --> 00:31:38,898
 and I'm good with that.

481
00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:40,867
 He was kind of
 an ***hole anyways.

482
00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:43,436
 I don't have any friends,

483
00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:46,206
 and I do my best
 to stay away from family

484
00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:48,475
 for fear that
 if the monkey returns,

485
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,377
it'll kill someone close to me.

486
00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:53,213
 But staying away from family,

487
00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:54,214
[man] Excuse me!

488
00:31:54,314 --> 00:31:55,482
...that's easier said than done.

489
00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:57,450
[woman] Well, **** your mother!

490
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:00,620
Hey, Dwayne.

491
00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:05,558
-[Dwayne] Oh, man!
Come in, come in.

492
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:06,593
Oh no, it's cool.

493
00:32:06,659 --> 00:32:09,329
I gotta run early today.
I gotta pick up my kid.

494
00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,664
Wait, you got a kid?

495
00:32:12,650 --> 00:32:13,833
Shit, man, that sucks.

496
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,268
Does it live with you?

497
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:17,437
Uh, no, no he doesn't,

498
00:32:17,504 --> 00:32:19,639
but I get to see him
once a year,

499
00:32:19,739 --> 00:32:22,609
so I'm taking him
to Horror Heaven.

500
00:32:22,676 --> 00:32:23,677
Yeah.

501
00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:25,845
Roller coasters, I guess.

502
00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:27,847
Once a year?

503
00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:29,983
Shit, man, that sucks.

504
00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:34,521
I bet your ex-wife's
some type of mega *****, huh?

505
00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:35,522
Huh?

506
00:32:35,855 --> 00:32:39,459
Oh! No, the once-a-year thing,
that was my idea.

507
00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:44,197
It turns out I'm kind of
a bad influence, you know.

508
00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:47,534
"Here comes trouble."

509
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,350
Who, you?

510
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:50,537
It's not like, you know,

511
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,606
I beheld a pale horse,
and on it was a pale rider,

512
00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:56,509
and the rider's name was,
you know, Death.

513
00:32:57,377 --> 00:32:58,611
But, uh...

514
00:33:00,547 --> 00:33:02,649
Yeah, there has been some death.

515
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:07,721
Shit, man, that sucks.

516
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:12,726
[country rock music
playing on radio]

517
00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:21,901
Pff! Jet skis, come on.
Douchebag.

518
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,904
[sighs]

519
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:28,975
[deep breath]

520
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,413
"Love... Hal."

521
00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:37,884
****.

522
00:33:44,257 --> 00:33:47,494
[deep inhale, exhale]

523
00:33:47,594 --> 00:33:49,929
[Ted] Feel that
parental energy...

524
00:33:50,263 --> 00:33:52,320
transferred from you to me.

525
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:53,500
[Ted chuckling]

526
00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:56,503
[loud kissing sound]
[Ted chuckling]

527
00:34:02,409 --> 00:34:04,678
Petey's been asking about you
more and more, Hal.

528
00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:06,880
And it's breaking our hearts.

529
00:34:09,783 --> 00:34:11,840
About me?

530
00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:13,530
What about me? Why?

531
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:14,954
[Petey's Mom] Because
you're his father.

532
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,457
And he's doing
a family tree school project.

533
00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:20,260
And like it or not,
you're one of the branches.

534
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,528
Look, I--

535
00:34:21,628 --> 00:34:23,229
[sighs]
I care about Petey.

536
00:34:23,296 --> 00:34:25,365
I do. Like, I...

537
00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:29,235
[Hal] I care about him a lot,
like, a lot, lot.

538
00:34:29,302 --> 00:34:31,905
Just now, when we were
on the couch together,

539
00:34:32,939 --> 00:34:34,740
I took your power.

540
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,876
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I never said
you could take my power.

541
00:34:36,976 --> 00:34:38,111
It doesn't matter anymore.

542
00:34:38,978 --> 00:34:39,979
Ted has decided

543
00:34:40,113 --> 00:34:41,481
-to legally adopt Petey.
-What?

544
00:34:41,614 --> 00:34:43,490
[Petey's Mom] And once
the adoption's finalized...

545
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:46,319
it won't be necessary
for you to see Petey at all.

546
00:34:46,453 --> 00:34:48,321
But you can't just do that.

547
00:34:48,621 --> 00:34:50,290
He can't just do that.

548
00:34:50,724 --> 00:34:52,726
[Ted] As the leading expert
in my field,

549
00:34:53,727 --> 00:34:54,961
can't I?

550
00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:58,732
Listen, you and Petey
have this time.

551
00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:01,334
So just take the week,

552
00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:04,400
lock in some nice memories,

553
00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:05,905
and then cleanly cut it off.

554
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:07,807
Like a vestigial tail.

555
00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:13,130
That's what you want. Isn't it?

556
00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:15,515
No. It's not what I want.

557
00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:18,685
I want to spend time with Petey.
It's just, you know...

558
00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,420
[sighs]
Vestigial?

559
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,355
It means something
that has become functionless,

560
00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:23,990
and as a result,
is no longer necessary.

561
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:25,759
-I know what it means, Ted.
-I'm sure you do.

562
00:35:25,859 --> 00:35:27,861
-I do.
-Well, I have your power, so...

563
00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:30,196
Well, I peed in one of
your bushes on the way in, so...

564
00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:33,990
Well, this is the part where
I suggest that we arm wrestle.

565
00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:34,934
What? Arm wrestle for what?

566
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:36,369
For all the marbles.

567
00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:39,372
And by marbles, I am, of course,
referring to your little balls.

568
00:35:39,472 --> 00:35:40,940
-My--
-Hey.

569
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:42,142
[Petey's Mom] Honey...

570
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:44,544
Oh, Petey. Hey.

571
00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:46,946
Hey, buddy.

572
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:48,882
What are you guys talking about?

573
00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:54,487
[crow croaking]

574
00:35:55,889 --> 00:35:59,250
[wind blowing]

575
00:36:14,574 --> 00:36:15,642
[crow croaking]

576
00:36:15,742 --> 00:36:18,545
[muffled conversations]

577
00:36:28,988 --> 00:36:30,560
[wind blowing]

578
00:36:31,925 --> 00:36:34,160
[ominous tone]

579
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,100
[grunts]

580
00:36:45,338 --> 00:36:46,606
[crow croaking]

581
00:36:49,943 --> 00:36:53,113
[unsettling music]

582
00:36:56,449 --> 00:36:57,751
[inaudible]

583
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:01,688
[Trasher's Mom]
 What do you mean,

584
00:37:01,788 --> 00:37:03,456
 it reminds you of your dad?

585
00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:05,859
[soft music playing
in the background]

586
00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:07,594
You talking
about the shit-eating grin

587
00:37:07,694 --> 00:37:10,597
or the hairy back and arms?

588
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:13,933
[parrot squawking]

589
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,102
[Trasher] Do you ever
wonder where he is?

590
00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:18,638
Dad, I mean.

591
00:37:20,607 --> 00:37:23,209
Baby, that ain't worth it.

592
00:37:25,612 --> 00:37:27,414
But if you're really looking
for an answer,

593
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,150
I'd have to go with either...

594
00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:34,821
at a card table
or under a hooker.

595
00:37:34,921 --> 00:37:36,723
[Trasher] Oh, sick, Ma. Come on.

596
00:37:36,823 --> 00:37:37,791
Gross.

597
00:37:39,492 --> 00:37:41,161
[parrot squawking]

598
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,729
Hey, Beauchamps, honey,

599
00:37:43,963 --> 00:37:44,998
you want a drag?

600
00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,502
[exhales deeply]

601
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,772
But are you still thinking
of selling that monkey thing

602
00:37:52,839 --> 00:37:54,908
to the nut
who never leaves his house?

603
00:37:56,676 --> 00:37:59,746
I mean, have you ever
even met this guy face to face?

604
00:38:00,130 --> 00:38:03,116
Sounds like a real
****ing pervert to me.

605
00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:08,210
[thunder growling]

606
00:38:15,662 --> 00:38:18,665
So, do you have
any brothers or sisters?

607
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,102
Is that your family tree thing?

608
00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:24,637
What gave it away?

609
00:38:26,506 --> 00:38:27,707
Okay.

610
00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:30,944
So, um...

611
00:38:31,511 --> 00:38:33,213
brothers, sisters?

612
00:38:33,947 --> 00:38:35,150
Yes, no?

613
00:38:35,949 --> 00:38:38,184
Uh... no.

614
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,287
No to both?

615
00:38:41,521 --> 00:38:42,789
Yeah, no, neither.

616
00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:45,191
Only child... just like me.

617
00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:48,695
[Petey scribbling]

618
00:38:48,795 --> 00:38:51,131
And, uh, what's your mom's name?

619
00:38:54,134 --> 00:38:55,301
Um...

620
00:38:57,671 --> 00:38:58,872
Lois.

621
00:39:00,206 --> 00:39:01,675
My mom's name was...

622
00:39:03,209 --> 00:39:04,210
Lois.

623
00:39:08,748 --> 00:39:09,749
[deep inhale]

624
00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:11,985
Hey, uh... Oof.

625
00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:13,887
It's getting kind of late, darn.

626
00:39:13,987 --> 00:39:16,423
I should get you some, uh,
some dinner, huh?

627
00:39:16,823 --> 00:39:20,260
Only if you want me
to, like, survive.

628
00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:24,664
[Hal sighs]

629
00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:28,201
[Petey scribbling]

630
00:39:28,334 --> 00:39:29,502
Cool.

631
00:39:29,769 --> 00:39:32,720
[pool water rippling]

632
00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:35,775
[light snoring]

633
00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:50,423
[whirring]

634
00:39:50,523 --> 00:39:51,758
[click]

635
00:39:52,692 --> 00:39:54,260
[ominous drumbeat]

636
00:39:56,529 --> 00:40:00,367
[muffled beat]

637
00:40:02,635 --> 00:40:06,706
[psychedelic music
accompanied by drumbeat]

638
00:40:18,952 --> 00:40:21,721
[Young Bill] Say it, or I'll eat
the rest of your placenta...

639
00:40:21,788 --> 00:40:23,256
[Young Bill] I promise
to pretend to be sad

640
00:40:23,390 --> 00:40:24,424
when you're dead.

641
00:40:24,557 --> 00:40:25,792
[Young Bill] What the ****?!

642
00:40:26,893 --> 00:40:28,795
[music and drumbeat stop]

643
00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:32,432
[dramatic music]

644
00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:34,234
-[knife slashing]
-[sharp inhale]

645
00:40:36,403 --> 00:40:38,438
[Hal grunting]

646
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:40,840
Christ.

647
00:40:51,851 --> 00:40:53,319
[Hal] What the ****?

648
00:40:54,587 --> 00:40:56,690
[ominous music]

649
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:59,592
[beeping]

650
00:40:59,659 --> 00:41:03,163
[air vent blowing]

651
00:41:03,263 --> 00:41:05,365
[rattling]

652
00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:09,102
[sharp exhale]

653
00:41:10,704 --> 00:41:12,500
[soft sigh]

654
00:41:12,839 --> 00:41:14,441
[phone vibrating]

655
00:41:22,682 --> 00:41:23,983
Hello.

656
00:41:25,185 --> 00:41:26,953
[Bill] Well, hello, dumbshit.

657
00:41:28,722 --> 00:41:32,292
[tense music]

658
00:41:32,392 --> 00:41:33,493
Bill.

659
00:41:33,626 --> 00:41:36,629
[Bill] Can't be the only person
 who calls you dumbshit.

660
00:41:36,963 --> 00:41:38,898
How did you know
how to reach me, Bill?

661
00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:40,967
I haven't heard from you
in, what, five years?

662
00:41:41,670 --> 00:41:43,360
Haven't seen you
in something like 10?

663
00:41:43,470 --> 00:41:46,473
[Bill] Nine and eleven,
 and those are just numbers.

664
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,375
 The police gave me yours.

665
00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:50,310
What do you mean, the police?

666
00:41:50,410 --> 00:41:51,811
[Bill] I have news.

667
00:41:52,645 --> 00:41:55,810
 Aunt Ida is no more.

668
00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:56,549
Oh, shit.

669
00:41:57,830 --> 00:41:58,852
Well, I guess
she was kind of old.

670
00:41:58,985 --> 00:42:00,720
Was she sick or something?

671
00:42:01,321 --> 00:42:02,989
[Bill] Actually,
 it seems the old girl

672
00:42:03,890 --> 00:42:05,225
 was having somewhat
 of a renaissance,

673
00:42:05,558 --> 00:42:08,828
putting her house on the market,
 cleaning out her closet.

674
00:42:09,162 --> 00:42:11,498
 The nice young policewoman
 I spoke to...

675
00:42:11,998 --> 00:42:15,350
 used the phrase,
 "freak accident."

676
00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:19,500
Okay, and? What?

677
00:42:19,439 --> 00:42:21,174
[Bill] Someone has to go
 through her belongings,

678
00:42:21,241 --> 00:42:22,676
 and you're the next of kin.

679
00:42:22,776 --> 00:42:25,178
Technically,
you're the next of kin, Bill.

680
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,947
This is my week with Petey,
so no.

681
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,517
[Bill] Your week? That's
 all you get with your son?

682
00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:33,186
 -Also, you're weak.
-What do you want, Bill?

683
00:42:33,253 --> 00:42:36,756
[Bill] Go to Aunt Ida's house
and make sure "it" isn't there.

684
00:42:36,856 --> 00:42:38,692
"It" is at the bottom of a well.

685
00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:41,270
[Bill] "It" can teleport
 and you know it.

686
00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:43,290
 Why don't you bring
 Petey along, hmm?

687
00:42:43,129 --> 00:42:45,365
 Let him see you
 being brave for a change.

688
00:42:45,432 --> 00:42:46,366
Jesus.

689
00:42:46,633 --> 00:42:49,703
[Bill] What do fathers
 and their estranged sons

690
00:42:49,803 --> 00:42:51,304
 say to each other?

691
00:42:51,404 --> 00:42:52,205
 Road trip?

692
00:42:52,305 --> 00:42:53,940
Why would it be
at Aunt Ida's anyway?

693
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,542
[Bill] Because it's
 attached itself to our family

694
00:42:55,608 --> 00:42:56,710
 and likes to kill us.

695
00:42:56,776 --> 00:42:58,780
 And I don't want to die,
 and presumably

696
00:42:58,211 --> 00:42:59,813
 you don't want Petey
 to die either.

697
00:42:59,913 --> 00:43:01,470
[Hal] And what if
I find it, huh?

698
00:43:01,147 --> 00:43:02,382
What am I supposed to do,

699
00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:04,551
drop it from a ****ing plane?
It'll probably bounce!

700
00:43:04,818 --> 00:43:06,419
****! What the ****?

701
00:43:06,553 --> 00:43:08,540
Is that a leg? ****!

702
00:43:08,154 --> 00:43:10,390
[heavy breathing]

703
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,931
[door opening and closing]

704
00:43:21,301 --> 00:43:24,170
[rapid breathing]

705
00:43:28,308 --> 00:43:30,910
[muffled scream]

706
00:43:31,244 --> 00:43:35,281
[muffled screams]

707
00:43:37,684 --> 00:43:38,752
[heavy breathing]

708
00:43:38,818 --> 00:43:40,320
Okay, okay.

709
00:43:40,587 --> 00:43:41,821
-Petey, wake up. Come on.
-What?

710
00:43:41,921 --> 00:43:43,790
-We gotta go. Let's go.
-What time is it?

711
00:43:44,424 --> 00:43:45,458
What the ****?

712
00:43:45,592 --> 00:43:46,459
Hey, language.

713
00:43:46,593 --> 00:43:47,794
And we gotta go, all right?

714
00:43:47,927 --> 00:43:50,764
There was a thing outside.

715
00:43:50,864 --> 00:43:52,132
It wasn't a thing.

716
00:43:52,265 --> 00:43:55,350
It was a woman,
and either way, we gotta split.

717
00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:56,302
All right? So come on, let's go.

718
00:43:56,436 --> 00:43:58,438
It's the middle of the night.
Are you high?

719
00:43:58,505 --> 00:43:59,539
No, I wish, Jesus Christ.

720
00:43:59,639 --> 00:44:01,775
No, don't do drugs. I mean it.

721
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:03,376
But come on,
let's go. Hurry up.

722
00:44:03,476 --> 00:44:04,611
I'm going to bed.

723
00:44:04,678 --> 00:44:07,447
WE GOTTA MAKE LIKE EGGS
AND SCRAMBLE!

724
00:44:08,348 --> 00:44:10,450
[car engine rumbling]

725
00:44:25,965 --> 00:44:29,302
[Hal] Hey, Petey, uh...
sorry about that.

726
00:44:29,703 --> 00:44:31,400
It's just that
my aunt Ida died,

727
00:44:31,137 --> 00:44:33,473
and I gotta deal
with a lot of her stuff.

728
00:44:34,507 --> 00:44:35,875
Can I ask you a question?

729
00:44:35,975 --> 00:44:37,477
I'd really rather you didn't.

730
00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:40,480
How'd your mom die?

731
00:44:43,416 --> 00:44:45,180
[Hal] Is this
for your family tree thing?

732
00:44:45,151 --> 00:44:46,920
Because usually family trees
are about the whos

733
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,591
and the whens, not the whys
and the, you know, how.

734
00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:54,327
Was your aunt the one that
raised you after your mom died?

735
00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:59,499
Uh, yeah.
[clears throat]

736
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,201
Yeah, yeah, she did.

737
00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:05,772
Maybe you could, uh,

738
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:07,941
take me to your aunt's house
with you.

739
00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:09,676
I could help you
with her stuff and--

740
00:45:09,743 --> 00:45:11,177
You're not coming
with me, Petey.

741
00:45:11,277 --> 00:45:12,450
Why not?

742
00:45:12,178 --> 00:45:13,947
Because it's depressing,
all right?

743
00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:15,715
We were supposed to go
to a theme park,

744
00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:17,417
not into, you know...

745
00:45:17,517 --> 00:45:18,585
[sighs]

746
00:45:18,685 --> 00:45:20,520
...darkness and death.

747
00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:22,188
I know about the adoption, Hal.

748
00:45:27,694 --> 00:45:28,928
Oh.

749
00:45:29,696 --> 00:45:31,364
And so you can either just...

750
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,300
cut me off and cut this off,

751
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,536
or we can spend

752
00:45:36,636 --> 00:45:39,572
the rest of the little time
that we have left together...

753
00:45:41,641 --> 00:45:42,876
together.

754
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,282
I wonder which one
Lois would have chosen.

755
00:45:49,816 --> 00:45:52,850
[soft music]

756
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:02,295
[Lois humming]

757
00:46:02,896 --> 00:46:05,298
What are you doing
in here all alone, Hal?

758
00:46:05,965 --> 00:46:07,600
Or do I not want to know?

759
00:46:08,735 --> 00:46:10,236
Just thinking, I guess.

760
00:46:10,303 --> 00:46:11,304
[Lois] Oh, yeah?

761
00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:14,507
-About what?
-[Hal] I don't know.

762
00:46:14,841 --> 00:46:15,909
The future.

763
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:17,644
[drawer opens, closes]

764
00:46:17,744 --> 00:46:19,179
You got any advice?

765
00:46:19,846 --> 00:46:23,183
[Lois] Um, well...

766
00:46:24,170 --> 00:46:25,485
take care of your teeth.

767
00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:29,422
And take care of your gut.

768
00:46:29,856 --> 00:46:31,257
And take life as it comes.

769
00:46:31,324 --> 00:46:34,260
You know, the worst thing
you can do is try to force it.

770
00:46:34,694 --> 00:46:38,431
But really, I think
that the most important thing

771
00:46:38,531 --> 00:46:40,934
for you to remember is...

772
00:46:43,103 --> 00:46:45,438
try not to kill
everybody around you.

773
00:46:45,538 --> 00:46:46,639
[ominous music]

774
00:46:46,773 --> 00:46:49,776
[screaming]

775
00:46:49,843 --> 00:46:51,945
[gasping, heavy breathing]

776
00:46:57,717 --> 00:46:58,952
Petey? Pe...

777
00:47:02,522 --> 00:47:03,523
Petey?

778
00:47:07,627 --> 00:47:08,661
Petey?

779
00:47:10,463 --> 00:47:11,998
Hey, Petey, buddy?

780
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,335
****, ****, ****,
****, ****, ****.

781
00:47:15,869 --> 00:47:17,300
****, ****, ****.

782
00:47:17,137 --> 00:47:19,706
[suspenseful music]

783
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:26,980
[rhythmic banging]

784
00:47:28,810 --> 00:47:30,550
[suspenseful music rising]

785
00:47:33,186 --> 00:47:35,880
Check it out.
There's a place in town.

786
00:47:35,188 --> 00:47:36,322
-They do skydiving lessons.
-[door closes]

787
00:47:36,423 --> 00:47:37,657
I feel like
it's one of those things

788
00:47:37,757 --> 00:47:39,993
where you're either
really good at it or you aren't.

789
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,528
It only takes
one lesson to find out.

790
00:47:41,661 --> 00:47:42,996
[nervous chuckle]

791
00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:44,300
Hey, funny.

792
00:47:44,164 --> 00:47:46,599
That's... that's funny.

793
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,300
Yeah? Well, you're
kind of funny too, Hal.

794
00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:53,239
[Petey] Oh,
and they do weddings.

795
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,289
Hey, uh, do me a favor,
all right?

796
00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:12,192
Uh, wait in the car
while I deal with this.

797
00:48:12,459 --> 00:48:13,693
What? No way.

798
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,862
I want to see your old room
like they do in the movies.

799
00:48:15,929 --> 00:48:16,896
No, Petey.

800
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:18,640
Why not?

801
00:48:18,198 --> 00:48:21,201
Just because...
because I said so.

802
00:48:21,468 --> 00:48:23,203
All right. Fine.

803
00:48:23,937 --> 00:48:26,390
Then I have to go number two.

804
00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:28,408
What? Why didn't you go
at the motel?

805
00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:30,744
There's a lot you don't know
about me, Hal.

806
00:48:30,877 --> 00:48:32,780
For instance,

807
00:48:32,212 --> 00:48:35,115
I'm one of those kids
that can only go poo in a house.

808
00:48:35,215 --> 00:48:37,317
[sighing]
Are you being serious?

809
00:48:37,984 --> 00:48:39,520
[clicks tongue]

810
00:48:39,152 --> 00:48:41,870
It's a tough bet to lose, Hal.

811
00:48:42,222 --> 00:48:43,456
[dramatic tone]

812
00:48:43,556 --> 00:48:44,758
Jesus Christ.

813
00:48:44,891 --> 00:48:45,992
Hi.

814
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,628
-Hey there. Sorry. Ah.
-[woman chuckles]

815
00:48:48,728 --> 00:48:50,630
Oh, window won't go down.

816
00:48:50,163 --> 00:48:51,731
-Yeah, okay.
-Hey there.

817
00:48:51,831 --> 00:48:53,733
-How are you?
-Hi! I'm Barbara.

818
00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:55,735
-Hi.
-You must be Hal Shelborn.

819
00:48:55,802 --> 00:48:58,104
Your brother Bill Shelborn
said you'd be coming.

820
00:48:58,238 --> 00:48:59,839
Oh, yeah, right, right.

821
00:48:59,939 --> 00:49:01,107
Uh, hi, Barbara. Yeah.

822
00:49:01,241 --> 00:49:02,442
[Barbara] That
brother Bill of yours

823
00:49:02,575 --> 00:49:04,344
is quite the character,
isn't he?

824
00:49:04,444 --> 00:49:06,312
-Yeah.
-Your brother Bill, I mean!

825
00:49:06,413 --> 00:49:08,915
Yes, yes.
He's quite the character. Yeah.

826
00:49:09,150 --> 00:49:11,251
Yeah. Wow,
who's this little slugger?

827
00:49:11,351 --> 00:49:13,420
Oh, this is, uh,
this is my son, Petey.

828
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,588
Oh, hello there.

829
00:49:15,655 --> 00:49:16,589
Oh, no, thanks, Barbara.

830
00:49:16,656 --> 00:49:19,359
I'm just a kid
who doesn't buy many houses.

831
00:49:19,459 --> 00:49:21,928
But I also didn't know
that I have an uncle.

832
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,763
So, yeah, thanks for that.

833
00:49:23,863 --> 00:49:26,433
Um, it's funny, because
I actually asked Hal here

834
00:49:26,499 --> 00:49:28,134
if he had any siblings
yesterday.

835
00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:29,969
But he flat out lied
to my face.

836
00:49:30,103 --> 00:49:31,338
-Well...
-But it's cool.

837
00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:33,606
He's only going
to be my dad for, like,

838
00:49:33,673 --> 00:49:34,708
a few more days anyway,

839
00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:37,844
'cause he's being swapped out
for a leading expert.

840
00:49:39,279 --> 00:49:40,780
-Yeah.
-Okay.

841
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,349
[nervous chuckle]

842
00:49:42,782 --> 00:49:44,317
-Well...
-So no card. Okay.

843
00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,819
-No card, yeah.
-Let's see the house.

844
00:49:48,121 --> 00:49:49,823
Were you and your aunt
very close?

845
00:49:49,956 --> 00:49:51,124
Uh, sure. Very.

846
00:49:51,224 --> 00:49:52,459
Is this all her stuff?

847
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:54,361
I felt like she had more stuff.

848
00:49:54,461 --> 00:49:56,796
[Barbara] Oh, well,
we did have that estate sale

849
00:49:56,863 --> 00:49:58,331
the day after she died.

850
00:49:58,465 --> 00:50:00,300
We had a great turnout, too.

851
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,836
We must have made over $100, ha!

852
00:50:02,969 --> 00:50:03,903
Right...

853
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,338
[Barbara] Okay.

854
00:50:05,905 --> 00:50:09,309
Now, let's see,
that would have been on Sunday,

855
00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:11,144
because ever since Monday,

856
00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:14,714
things have been
a bit, uh, messy around here.

857
00:50:14,814 --> 00:50:17,484
Yeah. Your aunt, of course,
was Monday.

858
00:50:17,550 --> 00:50:18,752
[screaming]

859
00:50:18,852 --> 00:50:20,153
[Barbara] And then, oh Lord,

860
00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:22,355
first thing Tuesday,
it was Mitch McDonald.

861
00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:23,890
[crunching]

862
00:50:23,990 --> 00:50:25,358
[dramatic music]

863
00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:32,499
[Barbara] And then Wednesday
 was Burt Burgerson.

864
00:50:32,565 --> 00:50:35,168
[screaming]

865
00:50:35,235 --> 00:50:37,170
[steam hiss]

866
00:50:37,237 --> 00:50:38,204
[body thud]

867
00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:40,340
[Barbara] And then Nancy Risoli.

868
00:50:42,342 --> 00:50:44,678
-[snake hissing]
-[inaudible screaming]

869
00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:50,550
But there aren't any cobras
in Maine, I mean, are there?

870
00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:53,887
Well, there was the one.

871
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,955
[Barbara chuckles]

872
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,290
No, every day since Monday,

873
00:50:57,390 --> 00:51:00,727
at least one Casco local
has just... poof!

874
00:51:01,194 --> 00:51:04,431
Sometimes two or three or four

875
00:51:04,531 --> 00:51:08,101
or even five Casco locals
have just poof...

876
00:51:08,201 --> 00:51:09,969
-Right. OK.
-[Barbara] And poof and poof!

877
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:11,871
Great, yeah, yeah, no, I get it.

878
00:51:11,971 --> 00:51:14,941
Could we look at the other
closet? It's this way, I think.

879
00:51:15,875 --> 00:51:17,644
Absolutely, follow me.

880
00:51:17,744 --> 00:51:18,478
Poof!
[chuckles]

881
00:51:18,578 --> 00:51:21,281
[muffled music
playing in earbuds]

882
00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,461
You're ****ing twins?

883
00:51:35,562 --> 00:51:37,564
You know, my mother
used to always say

884
00:51:37,664 --> 00:51:39,466
whenever there was a plane crash

885
00:51:39,566 --> 00:51:41,735
or a school bus going off
into the river

886
00:51:41,835 --> 00:51:44,471
and mass fatalities
or what have you...

887
00:51:44,571 --> 00:51:46,720
She used to always say,

888
00:51:46,172 --> 00:51:48,975
"Looks like God's
bowling strikes tonight."

889
00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:50,310
[both laughing]

890
00:51:53,346 --> 00:51:54,414
Oh, that's odd.

891
00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:56,820
I don't remember locking this.

892
00:51:56,182 --> 00:51:57,517
Hey, you wouldn't happen
to remember

893
00:51:57,617 --> 00:52:02,155
if my aunt had a wind-up
toy monkey at the yard sale?

894
00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:04,624
Oh, no, I don't think so.

895
00:52:04,924 --> 00:52:09,290
Oh, not a cherished
childhood memory, now, was it?

896
00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:11,598
Oh, a first little furry friend

897
00:52:11,664 --> 00:52:13,333
filled with whimsy and wonder?

898
00:52:13,433 --> 00:52:15,935
No, it's no big deal. Thanks.

899
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,170
Okay.

900
00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:18,872
[Barbara chuckling]

901
00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:23,900
[Barbara] Nope, not that one.
[chuckles]

902
00:52:23,109 --> 00:52:24,611
[ominous music]

903
00:52:24,678 --> 00:52:26,613
[Hal] How are we doing
with that key?

904
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:30,216
[Barbara] Oh... Don't you worry
your pretty little head.

905
00:52:30,316 --> 00:52:32,719
Oh mercy,
did I say that out loud?

906
00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:33,953
[laughing]

907
00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:35,288
Watch out!

908
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:37,390
You are pretty, though.

909
00:52:37,490 --> 00:52:40,293
[faint circus music]

910
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:51,638
[circus music continues]

911
00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:54,541
-[Barbara] Oh!
-You know what?

912
00:52:54,641 --> 00:52:55,809
-I think we should go down...
-It looks like I did

913
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,511
my own little process
of elimination!

914
00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:01,881
-[gun cocks]
-No, no, no!

915
00:53:03,216 --> 00:53:05,352
[faint thud]

916
00:53:12,592 --> 00:53:14,327
[Petey] Everything
okay up there?

917
00:53:14,994 --> 00:53:17,764
[heavy breathing]

918
00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:22,936
Yeah, everything's fine.

919
00:53:27,730 --> 00:53:31,177
[ominous music]

920
00:53:31,277 --> 00:53:32,746
[Hal] Oh, ****.

921
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,719
[overlapping chatter]

922
00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:47,270
[Police officer] And you were
just standing there,

923
00:53:47,127 --> 00:53:48,261
hands to yourself,
is that right?

924
00:53:48,361 --> 00:53:49,796
Yeah, that's right.

925
00:53:49,896 --> 00:53:52,599
And you knew there was a gun
in the house, or not so much?

926
00:53:52,699 --> 00:53:53,867
Uh, no.

927
00:53:56,690 --> 00:53:57,303
[Police officer] Okay.

928
00:53:57,570 --> 00:53:59,205
I'm gonna have to ask
you don't leave town

929
00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:00,640
until we can figure
a few things out.

930
00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:01,875
What? No, no, no, officer.

931
00:54:01,975 --> 00:54:03,476
I promised my son
that I was gonna take him

932
00:54:03,576 --> 00:54:05,311
-to Horror Heaven.
-Actually, officer,

933
00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,447
we moved off
going to Horror Heaven.

934
00:54:07,547 --> 00:54:09,616
This is obviously
far more important.

935
00:54:09,949 --> 00:54:11,451
-Smart kid.
-Hmm.

936
00:54:11,951 --> 00:54:13,530
Find a motel.

937
00:54:13,153 --> 00:54:16,489
I'd say stay here, but it's
a goddamn mess in there.

938
00:54:16,589 --> 00:54:18,491
I mean, have you actually
been up there?

939
00:54:18,591 --> 00:54:20,600
It's like that restaurant...

940
00:54:20,593 --> 00:54:21,895
Spaghetti City.

941
00:54:24,998 --> 00:54:27,233
[Hal] Hey, bud, you wanna go
wait in the car?

942
00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:31,571
Yeah, that's your favorite thing
for me to do anyway, isn't it?

943
00:54:32,138 --> 00:54:33,440
Just stay away.

944
00:54:35,608 --> 00:54:37,344
[woman] They're bringing
the body out!

945
00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:39,446
[cheering]

946
00:54:44,651 --> 00:54:50,230
[crowd] Let's go, Casco!
Let's go, Casco! Let's go!

947
00:55:00,867 --> 00:55:03,503
[phone ringing]

948
00:55:05,338 --> 00:55:07,941
[phone ringing]

949
00:55:09,943 --> 00:55:12,612
[phone ringing]

950
00:55:14,447 --> 00:55:15,949
[phone ringing]

951
00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:18,651
Hello?

952
00:55:18,785 --> 00:55:21,521
[Bill] Hal Shelborn, please,
 if he's available.

953
00:55:21,621 --> 00:55:23,390
-Bill?
 -Thank goodness.

954
00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:26,226
And Petey? Is he available, too?

955
00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:28,461
Yeah, look,
we're fine, but, um...

956
00:55:29,162 --> 00:55:30,296
The monkey's not here.

957
00:55:30,363 --> 00:55:32,732
Aunt Ida had a goddamn
yard sale, so it could've been,

958
00:55:32,832 --> 00:55:34,868
but now it could be
anywhere with anyone.

959
00:55:34,968 --> 00:55:37,137
[Bill] Well, that's not good.
 That's bad.

960
00:55:37,237 --> 00:55:39,406
Yeah, there's all kinds of shit
happening in town,

961
00:55:39,506 --> 00:55:41,841
people dying in not normal ways.

962
00:55:42,242 --> 00:55:43,710
Police told me I can't leave.

963
00:55:43,810 --> 00:55:45,645
[Bill] Go to the motel.
 Await my signal.

964
00:55:45,745 --> 00:55:47,714
Await your ****ing signal?!

965
00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:49,149
[sighs]

966
00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:51,818
Wait, Bill, where are you?

967
00:55:53,186 --> 00:55:54,654
Bill, are you living in town?

968
00:55:54,754 --> 00:55:56,890
[beeping dial tone]

969
00:55:58,158 --> 00:55:59,159
[sighs]

970
00:56:09,402 --> 00:56:11,504
[mysterious music]

971
00:56:11,771 --> 00:56:13,600
[muttering] Stupid.

972
00:56:19,779 --> 00:56:23,249
[Hal] Shelborn , Shelborn...
Argh. Nope.

973
00:56:37,364 --> 00:56:38,898
"Mrs. Monkey"?

974
00:56:40,967 --> 00:56:42,402
[picks up phone]

975
00:56:42,535 --> 00:56:44,604
[phone ringing]

976
00:56:45,705 --> 00:56:47,374
[answering machine beeping]

977
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,608
[Bill] Hello.

978
00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:50,744
If this is in regards to my ad,

979
00:56:50,877 --> 00:56:52,412
 I'm happy to report
 that my quest

980
00:56:52,545 --> 00:56:55,582
 for finding my beloved toy
 monkey is over.

981
00:56:55,882 --> 00:56:58,418
 Thank you for calling
 and be safe out there.

982
00:56:58,551 --> 00:56:59,552
[beep]

983
00:56:59,619 --> 00:57:00,987
[key winding clicks]

984
00:57:01,254 --> 00:57:04,324
[dramatic music]

985
00:57:04,424 --> 00:57:05,658
-[key winding clicks]
-[drumbeat]

986
00:57:08,762 --> 00:57:10,163
[key winding clicks]

987
00:57:18,438 --> 00:57:24,244
[tense music rising]

988
00:57:33,486 --> 00:57:36,456
[Bill] At the very moment
 you slipped from my fingers,

989
00:57:36,589 --> 00:57:37,924
[chain rattling]

990
00:57:37,991 --> 00:57:41,940
 I suddenly knew the terrible
 truth about everything.

991
00:57:42,462 --> 00:57:43,797
 That my dumbshit brother

992
00:57:43,930 --> 00:57:46,320
 had turned your key
 and killed my mom.

993
00:57:47,167 --> 00:57:50,870
[dramatic music]

994
00:57:55,108 --> 00:57:58,110
[Bill] So I went back to get you
 as soon as I could.

995
00:57:59,546 --> 00:58:01,514
 But you were gone.

996
00:58:02,115 --> 00:58:06,520
 Leaving behind a sign
 for me and only me.

997
00:58:06,453 --> 00:58:08,955
 That one day, you'd be back.

998
00:58:10,623 --> 00:58:12,292
 And so I waited.

999
00:58:14,861 --> 00:58:17,130
 And for the longest time,

1000
00:58:17,831 --> 00:58:19,699
 there was nothing.

1001
00:58:21,835 --> 00:58:25,705
 A hundred percent, pure,
 medical-grade nothingness.

1002
00:58:32,545 --> 00:58:33,813
 But then...

1003
00:58:39,419 --> 00:58:41,154
 there you were.

1004
00:58:46,359 --> 00:58:48,995
[heavy breathing]

1005
00:58:56,669 --> 00:59:00,106
[dark rock music]

1006
00:59:00,206 --> 00:59:04,244
[Bill] Suddenly, everywhere
 I looked, you were there.

1007
00:59:04,344 --> 00:59:06,446
-[whirring]
-Oh, ****!

1008
00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:11,751
 As constant as the sun,
 the moon, and the stars.

1009
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,354
 As if you had always been
 looking down on me.

1010
00:59:14,454 --> 00:59:16,560
[whirring]

1011
00:59:16,189 --> 00:59:19,926
 Letting me know what I had
 always wanted to be true.

1012
00:59:21,940 --> 00:59:24,364
 That you'd come back
 to help me seek my revenge.

1013
00:59:28,568 --> 00:59:31,204
 I returned to the places
 where I thought you might be.

1014
00:59:31,538 --> 00:59:35,308
Foolishly believing that I could
 make you appear again.

1015
00:59:35,408 --> 00:59:36,376
****.

1016
00:59:36,443 --> 00:59:39,212
 That it was I
 who might find you again.

1017
00:59:42,215 --> 00:59:44,918
 So I made myself ready
 for your return.

1018
00:59:48,288 --> 00:59:51,224
 Reworking my old
 childhood funeral suit

1019
00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:52,892
 in anticipation of...

1020
00:59:53,827 --> 00:59:55,295
 more funerals.

1021
00:59:56,563 --> 00:59:58,231
 And so that I might once again

1022
00:59:58,331 --> 01:00:01,234
 bear witness
 to your terrible glory.

1023
01:00:01,334 --> 01:00:02,736
****!

1024
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:09,409
 So I looked, and behold,
 a pale horse,

1025
01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:13,790
 and his name that sat on him
 was Death.

1026
01:00:13,146 --> 01:00:14,914
Mrs. Monkey.

1027
01:00:16,416 --> 01:00:18,180
 And now, here we are.

1028
01:00:18,752 --> 01:00:20,186
 Together at last.

1029
01:00:21,210 --> 01:00:24,758
With only one thing left to do.

1030
01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:27,494
[dark rock music]

1031
01:00:27,594 --> 01:00:29,162
In your infinite wisdom,

1032
01:00:30,263 --> 01:00:33,199
I trust your flaming sword
of righteousness

1033
01:00:34,467 --> 01:00:36,269
will cut the foul air

1034
01:00:37,103 --> 01:00:40,206
and smite the right person.

1035
01:00:40,874 --> 01:00:43,777
And I know you know exactly
who I'm talking about.

1036
01:00:43,843 --> 01:00:45,979
[key winding clicks]

1037
01:00:46,112 --> 01:00:48,682
[muzak]

1038
01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:50,784
[beeping]

1039
01:00:52,152 --> 01:00:54,154
[whirring]

1040
01:00:54,287 --> 01:00:55,822
[click]

1041
01:00:57,557 --> 01:00:58,692
[thud]

1042
01:00:58,792 --> 01:01:00,527
[sighs]

1043
01:01:00,627 --> 01:01:02,362
Shit, man, that sucks.

1044
01:01:05,650 --> 01:01:06,800
-[dramatic tone]
-[strangled gulp]

1045
01:01:08,401 --> 01:01:09,869
Shit, man, that sucks! Ah!

1046
01:01:09,969 --> 01:01:13,807
[doorbell buzzing]

1047
01:01:14,741 --> 01:01:15,709
[Bill] What?

1048
01:01:15,809 --> 01:01:18,110
[Trasher] Um, uh, it's Ricky.

1049
01:01:18,144 --> 01:01:19,879
[Bill] What is it?
I'm extremely busy.

1050
01:01:19,979 --> 01:01:21,815
[Trasher] Okay, yeah, so...

1051
01:01:21,915 --> 01:01:24,217
I hope this isn't weird,
but I was wondering,

1052
01:01:24,317 --> 01:01:26,986
you know, if maybe I could
give you your 15 bucks back

1053
01:01:27,530 --> 01:01:29,220
and instead I could just keep
the toy monkey thing.

1054
01:01:29,155 --> 01:01:31,257
It's not a toy,
don't ever call it that.

1055
01:01:31,358 --> 01:01:34,194
[Trasher] Right, yeah, no,
 I thought the same thing too.

1056
01:01:34,327 --> 01:01:36,329
 It just sort of makes me think
 about my dad,

1057
01:01:36,396 --> 01:01:37,997
 which I know
 is kind of a weird thing

1058
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,367
 for, like, a guy to say, like,
 to another guy.

1059
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:42,402
[chuckles]

1060
01:01:45,205 --> 01:01:48,575
Does it hurt very much
when you think, Ricky?

1061
01:01:51,878 --> 01:01:54,681
-Well--
-[Bill] "Uh... Well, well..."

1062
01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:59,419
Did you know that 27%
of all English-speaking people

1063
01:01:59,519 --> 01:02:04,124
will either say, "oh, shit"
or "holy shit" before they die?

1064
01:02:04,591 --> 01:02:05,859
Now it's funny, because death

1065
01:02:05,925 --> 01:02:08,194
is the one big thing
that'll happen to all of us,

1066
01:02:08,261 --> 01:02:13,466
 and yet we still can't help
but be somehow surprised by it.

1067
01:02:16,703 --> 01:02:18,204
Right on, man.

1068
01:02:19,639 --> 01:02:20,607
So anyway,

1069
01:02:20,707 --> 01:02:22,575
 I saw your brother.

1070
01:02:22,709 --> 01:02:24,444
 He looks like you.

1071
01:02:24,744 --> 01:02:26,579
 With that's, like, uh...

1072
01:02:26,946 --> 01:02:28,314
 that's, like,
 your nephew then, huh?

1073
01:02:28,415 --> 01:02:32,652
[tense music]

1074
01:02:33,860 --> 01:02:35,955
[Bill] What if Petey
turned the key?

1075
01:02:37,891 --> 01:02:40,126
So... so, can I have it back?

1076
01:02:40,427 --> 01:02:42,762
[Bill] Never. I employed you
 to find the monkey,

1077
01:02:42,896 --> 01:02:44,464
 not to fall in love with it.

1078
01:02:44,564 --> 01:02:45,398
 Now **** off.

1079
01:02:45,465 --> 01:02:47,400
-[doorbell buzzes]
-[surprised gasp]

1080
01:02:49,936 --> 01:02:52,238
[grunting]

1081
01:02:52,305 --> 01:02:53,406
**** you...

1082
01:02:53,473 --> 01:02:56,900
[dramatic music]

1083
01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:02,315
[instrumental rock music]

1084
01:03:02,415 --> 01:03:05,418
Hey, Ma, are you home
or are you at the factory?

1085
01:03:15,762 --> 01:03:16,996
Lousy deadbeat.

1086
01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,410
Yo, Beauchamps!

1087
01:03:28,141 --> 01:03:29,976
You got any extra bullets?

1088
01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,512
[TV show playing faintly]

1089
01:03:32,612 --> 01:03:33,613
What caliber?

1090
01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:43,456
Hey, you still got
some of Barbara's blood on you.

1091
01:03:46,326 --> 01:03:47,360
Yeah.

1092
01:03:49,796 --> 01:03:51,331
Accidents happen.

1093
01:03:54,801 --> 01:03:56,236
Can I ask you a question?

1094
01:03:57,237 --> 01:03:58,405
Ha ha.

1095
01:03:58,505 --> 01:03:59,673
Uh, nope.

1096
01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:04,978
You ever killed a man?

1097
01:04:06,713 --> 01:04:08,648
I...
[clears throat]

1098
01:04:12,552 --> 01:04:13,553
Jesus.

1099
01:04:14,654 --> 01:04:15,655
Does Mom know?

1100
01:04:15,722 --> 01:04:18,910
No, I haven't killed anybody.

1101
01:04:18,191 --> 01:04:20,493
Of course I haven't
killed anybody.

1102
01:04:21,828 --> 01:04:24,431
Look, when we get back to the
motel, I'm gonna call your mom

1103
01:04:24,531 --> 01:04:27,000
and I'm gonna tell her
what happened.

1104
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,403
She'll think I'm not safe
to be around and...

1105
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:32,605
she'll be right.

1106
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,874
So Ted will just adopt me and...

1107
01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:37,100
you'll never have
to see me again?

1108
01:04:38,780 --> 01:04:39,212
[sighs deeply]

1109
01:04:39,346 --> 01:04:41,448
You're better off with Ted,
all right?

1110
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,455
**** you, man.

1111
01:04:55,729 --> 01:04:56,763
[keys jingling]

1112
01:04:56,863 --> 01:04:57,931
Hey, Petey...

1113
01:04:58,310 --> 01:04:59,599
[door slamming and locking]

1114
01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:04,137
Well, I'm here if you need me.

1115
01:05:07,273 --> 01:05:09,809
[Hal] You just do your thing
in the bathroom, okay?

1116
01:05:10,143 --> 01:05:12,212
And if you wanna have a talk,

1117
01:05:12,312 --> 01:05:14,481
we can have a proper talk,
all right, buddy?

1118
01:05:17,751 --> 01:05:20,720
[tense music]

1119
01:05:20,787 --> 01:05:22,389
[phone ringing]

1120
01:05:22,489 --> 01:05:24,224
[heavy breathing]

1121
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:27,227
Yes?

1122
01:05:27,293 --> 01:05:29,629
[Hal] It's me. You have it,
 don't you?

1123
01:05:29,729 --> 01:05:30,897
I don't know, maybe.

1124
01:05:30,964 --> 01:05:32,399
[Hal] Come on, Bill,
 Mrs. Monkey?

1125
01:05:32,465 --> 01:05:33,933
I know you are, but what am I?

1126
01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:35,335
[Hal] Stop turning the key!

1127
01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:38,438
Its arms aren't ****ing
long enough or articulate enough

1128
01:05:38,571 --> 01:05:41,241
to reach back there itself,
so somebody has to.

1129
01:05:42,776 --> 01:05:43,777
And also, no.

1130
01:05:43,910 --> 01:05:45,945
[Hal] Jesus
****ing Christ, Bill,

1131
01:05:46,790 --> 01:05:47,414
these are innocent people.

1132
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,316
Look, I...
I don't care about me.

1133
01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:53,853
All that matters is that Petey
is safe, so stop turning it.

1134
01:05:53,953 --> 01:05:55,422
If you want me
to stop turning the key,

1135
01:05:55,522 --> 01:05:57,757
bring Petey to me
so he can turn it instead.

1136
01:05:57,857 --> 01:05:59,459
What? No. Why?

1137
01:05:59,592 --> 01:06:02,128
[Bill] The person who turns
the key never dies.

1138
01:06:02,595 --> 01:06:04,798
You've known that since
we were kids, haven't you, Hal?

1139
01:06:04,931 --> 01:06:06,990
[Hal] What?

1140
01:06:06,433 --> 01:06:07,801
What are you talking about?

1141
01:06:09,302 --> 01:06:10,503
Where are you, Bill?

1142
01:06:10,603 --> 01:06:12,138
[Bill] If you want Petey
to be safe,

1143
01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:14,607
all Petey has to do
is turn the key

1144
01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:18,878
and keep turning the key
forever and ever and ever,

1145
01:06:18,978 --> 01:06:20,947
and Petey will never die.

1146
01:06:21,140 --> 01:06:22,649
[Hal] Listen to me,
Bill, all right?

1147
01:06:22,782 --> 01:06:25,151
Let me get Petey out of here,
then we'll talk, all right?

1148
01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:26,953
We'll figure out
what we're gonna do.

1149
01:06:27,530 --> 01:06:30,623
[Bill] Either I keep turning
the key or Petey turns the key.

1150
01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:33,260
Call me back when you made
your decision.

1151
01:06:33,126 --> 01:06:34,461
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1152
01:06:34,527 --> 01:06:35,795
-Bill, Bi--
-[beeping tone]

1153
01:06:35,862 --> 01:06:36,963
****!

1154
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:40,700
[hard breathing]

1155
01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:45,505
[Hal] Hey, Petey? Petey?

1156
01:06:46,639 --> 01:06:47,574
[knocking on door]

1157
01:06:47,674 --> 01:06:48,875
Hey, Petey?

1158
01:06:49,175 --> 01:06:51,144
Hey, buddy,
we gotta go, all right?

1159
01:06:51,411 --> 01:06:53,179
I gotta take you back
to your mom's.

1160
01:06:54,514 --> 01:06:55,982
Petey, open the door! Come on!

1161
01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:58,651
[tense music rising]

1162
01:06:58,718 --> 01:06:59,719
Petey!

1163
01:07:00,987 --> 01:07:02,489
Petey, open the door!

1164
01:07:03,556 --> 01:07:05,658
Come on, we gotta go right now!

1165
01:07:07,694 --> 01:07:09,729
-Jesus Christ.
-[toilet flushing]

1166
01:07:09,829 --> 01:07:11,197
Don't have a heart attack.

1167
01:07:12,499 --> 01:07:15,201
Or do, you know?
You want out of my life so bad,

1168
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,603
it might just be
a nice shortcut.

1169
01:07:16,703 --> 01:07:18,538
Petey, what the ****?
Why didn't you answer the door?

1170
01:07:18,672 --> 01:07:20,340
Why do you care?
Why would you even have a kid

1171
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,442
if all you're gonna do is just
keep yourself away from me?

1172
01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:24,210
I didn't exactly know
what I was doing, all right?

1173
01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:26,346
I was just a stupid, dumb kid.

1174
01:07:26,413 --> 01:07:27,847
So I was an accident?
Is that what you're saying?

1175
01:07:27,914 --> 01:07:30,383
Everything is an accident, yes.

1176
01:07:33,753 --> 01:07:35,422
Wow, nice one.

1177
01:07:37,223 --> 01:07:38,425
Great to hear.

1178
01:07:44,197 --> 01:07:46,199
I... That's not what I...

1179
01:07:50,737 --> 01:07:52,539
[sad music]

1180
01:07:52,605 --> 01:07:54,808
Yes, it was an accident, Petey.

1181
01:07:58,478 --> 01:07:59,946
But you are not a mistake.

1182
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,619
I'm so glad you're here with me.

1183
01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:09,823
You're very precious to me.

1184
01:08:12,826 --> 01:08:15,610
But that's why I stay away,
because I...

1185
01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:17,731
I come with all sorts
of weird baggage,

1186
01:08:17,831 --> 01:08:19,499
and I don't want you
to have to deal with that.

1187
01:08:19,599 --> 01:08:21,301
-Like what?
-[Hal] Like...

1188
01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:23,837
Bad stuff, Petey, like...

1189
01:08:25,305 --> 01:08:27,730
like evil stuff.

1190
01:08:27,741 --> 01:08:30,310
Stuff I got from my dad, and I
don't want to pass it on to you.

1191
01:08:30,410 --> 01:08:32,780
What are you talking about?
Like what?

1192
01:08:32,178 --> 01:08:33,246
Like...

1193
01:08:33,313 --> 01:08:35,348
[loud banging on motel door]

1194
01:08:39,619 --> 01:08:40,653
Hold on.

1195
01:08:42,155 --> 01:08:44,457
Open up,
it's the mother****ing police!

1196
01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:48,261
-[loud banging]
-All right, all right.

1197
01:08:48,328 --> 01:08:49,295
[gun cocks]

1198
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,464
Shut up! Shut up and hands up!

1199
01:08:51,598 --> 01:08:53,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Just relax, all right?

1200
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,168
-[Trasher] Sh, sh!
-Just relax, relax.

1201
01:08:55,268 --> 01:08:56,936
-Get the keys.
-[Hal] What?

1202
01:08:57,370 --> 01:08:58,138
-[Trasher] COME ON!
-Okay, okay!

1203
01:08:58,271 --> 01:09:00,140
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

1204
01:09:00,273 --> 01:09:01,941
All right, all right.

1205
01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:04,210
[heavy breathing]

1206
01:09:04,310 --> 01:09:06,880
We're gonna go
for a little drive, okay?

1207
01:09:08,715 --> 01:09:09,849
Okay, all right.

1208
01:09:09,949 --> 01:09:12,285
[ominous music]

1209
01:09:25,298 --> 01:09:27,967
[car engine rumbling]

1210
01:09:33,306 --> 01:09:34,708
[Trasher] All right, stop here.

1211
01:09:34,808 --> 01:09:35,975
[keys jingling]

1212
01:09:37,977 --> 01:09:39,450
Where are we?

1213
01:09:40,146 --> 01:09:41,147
Huh?

1214
01:09:41,247 --> 01:09:42,549
[Hal] Where are we?

1215
01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:44,818
That's your brother's house!

1216
01:09:44,884 --> 01:09:46,519
Or his fortress.

1217
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,550
Don't pretend like
you don't know where we are!

1218
01:09:49,155 --> 01:09:50,256
I don't know, all right?

1219
01:09:50,357 --> 01:09:52,559
We're, you know,
we're estranged.

1220
01:09:52,659 --> 01:09:55,328
-Ah, shit, man, that sucks.
-[Hal] Thanks.

1221
01:09:55,428 --> 01:09:57,330
-[Trasher] Shut up!
-Okay.

1222
01:09:57,430 --> 01:09:59,866
[Trasher] You, you go inside,

1223
01:09:59,999 --> 01:10:02,669
you make nice with your uncle,
you get me the monkey.

1224
01:10:02,736 --> 01:10:04,871
-And you bring it out, okay?
-What monkey?

1225
01:10:07,574 --> 01:10:09,409
It's... It's got
a little red vest,

1226
01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:11,344
and it holds a drum,
and I need it.

1227
01:10:11,444 --> 01:10:13,346
Why does this guy know
about a monkey and I don't?

1228
01:10:13,446 --> 01:10:15,248
He doesn't know about it
and he's not going in there.

1229
01:10:15,348 --> 01:10:16,349
It's a toy monkey?

1230
01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:18,351
[Hal] Don't call it that,
all right?

1231
01:10:18,451 --> 01:10:19,786
It's not. It's...

1232
01:10:19,886 --> 01:10:21,870
It's evil.

1233
01:10:21,421 --> 01:10:23,230
It's basically the devil,
all right?

1234
01:10:23,890 --> 01:10:24,290
It's a toy monkey.

1235
01:10:24,391 --> 01:10:26,192
I was gonna tell you
when you were older, okay?

1236
01:10:26,292 --> 01:10:28,962
You've been a goddamn deadbeat
dad because of a toy monkey?

1237
01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:30,397
What the ****?

1238
01:10:30,530 --> 01:10:32,465
Hey, language, and yes,
but that's why we have to get

1239
01:10:32,565 --> 01:10:34,340
as far away
from this place as possible.

1240
01:10:34,134 --> 01:10:36,569
Seriously, kid, you gotta hope
you get that goddamn monkey,

1241
01:10:36,703 --> 01:10:38,204
because I'm gonna
shoot this guy.

1242
01:10:38,304 --> 01:10:40,874
All right, just let me go
in there with him.

1243
01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:42,750
-Please.
-No!

1244
01:10:43,376 --> 01:10:45,478
[Trasher] There is a doggy door
around back,

1245
01:10:45,578 --> 01:10:48,214
and your kid better hope
that he's scrawny enough to fit.

1246
01:10:48,581 --> 01:10:50,450
You don't call the cops
or do anything.

1247
01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:52,619
You get in there,
you get me the monkey,

1248
01:10:52,886 --> 01:10:55,255
or I swear I'm gonna shoot
you both, like, a lot of times.

1249
01:10:55,388 --> 01:10:56,556
He's not going in there.

1250
01:10:56,623 --> 01:10:58,925
-[Trasher] Shut up!
-All right.

1251
01:10:59,590 --> 01:10:59,993
Go.

1252
01:11:01,127 --> 01:11:02,328
Hal...

1253
01:11:02,429 --> 01:11:04,464
this is some ****ed up shit.

1254
01:11:04,898 --> 01:11:05,932
I know.

1255
01:11:08,234 --> 01:11:09,602
So whatever you do,

1256
01:11:09,736 --> 01:11:11,738
don't turn the key
in the monkey's back.

1257
01:11:11,838 --> 01:11:15,750
[somber music]

1258
01:11:15,141 --> 01:11:16,676
[Petey] Okay, okay!

1259
01:11:17,410 --> 01:11:19,746
[car door opening, beeping]

1260
01:11:19,846 --> 01:11:23,783
[tense music]

1261
01:11:39,165 --> 01:11:40,533
****...

1262
01:12:08,862 --> 01:12:09,896
[loud bang]

1263
01:12:10,964 --> 01:12:13,533
[ominous music]

1264
01:12:16,302 --> 01:12:17,537
****.

1265
01:12:34,888 --> 01:12:35,989
[Petey] Huh.

1266
01:12:37,323 --> 01:12:39,759
Kinda cool... I guess.

1267
01:12:44,264 --> 01:12:45,832
[wire twangs]

1268
01:12:58,345 --> 01:12:59,913
[loud thud]

1269
01:13:01,548 --> 01:13:03,717
[tense music]

1270
01:13:09,522 --> 01:13:11,124
You're not really a cop,
are you?

1271
01:13:12,192 --> 01:13:14,270
Shut up! Of course not.

1272
01:13:14,594 --> 01:13:16,960
I hate cops.

1273
01:13:16,730 --> 01:13:18,231
My dad was a cop.

1274
01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:21,568
Still is, for all I know.

1275
01:13:21,968 --> 01:13:23,803
You know, my mom said
he was out chasing *****,

1276
01:13:23,903 --> 01:13:25,872
but I'm all like, there's *****
here in town, you know?

1277
01:13:25,939 --> 01:13:27,607
-Yeah, I know.
-[Trasher] But whatever.

1278
01:13:27,974 --> 01:13:29,209
He left.

1279
01:13:29,542 --> 01:13:31,111
And that's why I hate cops.

1280
01:13:31,411 --> 01:13:32,445
But also they're cops, you know?

1281
01:13:32,545 --> 01:13:34,280
Which is the best reason
to hate cops.

1282
01:13:34,381 --> 01:13:35,448
What the ****?

1283
01:13:35,548 --> 01:13:37,650
[hornets buzzing]

1284
01:13:38,385 --> 01:13:39,886
Uh...

1285
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:45,792
What the hell
is that doing there?

1286
01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:49,229
Hit it with your brights.

1287
01:13:49,562 --> 01:13:51,931
Hit it with my brights, okay.

1288
01:13:52,766 --> 01:13:53,566
[dramatic tone]

1289
01:13:53,666 --> 01:13:55,502
Oh, gross! Shut it off!

1290
01:13:55,602 --> 01:13:56,836
-Okay!
-[Trasher] Shut it off!

1291
01:13:56,936 --> 01:13:58,605
I'm shutting it off. Jesus!

1292
01:13:58,905 --> 01:13:59,939
[Bill] In your
infinite wisdom,

1293
01:14:00,730 --> 01:14:01,975
I trust your flaming sword
of righteousness

1294
01:14:02,342 --> 01:14:06,613
will cut the foul air
and strike the right person

1295
01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:10,160
and only the right person.

1296
01:14:10,116 --> 01:14:11,251
Uncle Bill?

1297
01:14:14,870 --> 01:14:15,880
Petey.

1298
01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:17,757
What a nice surprise.

1299
01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,760
-You okay?
-[Bill] Who, me?

1300
01:14:21,294 --> 01:14:22,595
[Petey] Yeah.

1301
01:14:23,129 --> 01:14:24,197
You.

1302
01:14:25,765 --> 01:14:28,134
It's been a long time
since anyone's asked me that.

1303
01:14:29,703 --> 01:14:31,604
Now that you mention it...

1304
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:34,107
No.

1305
01:14:35,442 --> 01:14:36,710
I'm not okay.

1306
01:14:37,444 --> 01:14:40,213
[eerie music]

1307
01:14:42,482 --> 01:14:44,651
This was my favorite toy
from childhood.

1308
01:14:46,453 --> 01:14:49,189
It's supposed to play the drums,
but I think it's stuck.

1309
01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:53,260
Could you fix it for me?

1310
01:14:57,731 --> 01:14:59,632
It was your grandfather's,
you know.

1311
01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:02,202
He brought it home
from one of his trips.

1312
01:15:03,136 --> 01:15:04,170
He was a pilot.

1313
01:15:04,838 --> 01:15:06,239
He was a Petey too.

1314
01:15:08,141 --> 01:15:09,476
Did you know that?

1315
01:15:09,876 --> 01:15:12,645
-Hal never tells me anything.
-No, of course, he doesn't.

1316
01:15:13,646 --> 01:15:15,682
[Petey] So this is it then, huh?

1317
01:15:16,149 --> 01:15:17,884
The thing that messed
everyone up?

1318
01:15:18,485 --> 01:15:19,753
How could it?

1319
01:15:21,321 --> 01:15:22,689
It's just a toy.

1320
01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:26,159
Why don't you try
turning it, hmm?

1321
01:15:27,694 --> 01:15:29,195
Probably just needs
a different touch.

1322
01:15:31,331 --> 01:15:32,565
There.

1323
01:15:32,999 --> 01:15:35,668
Turning the key
is just simply something

1324
01:15:35,735 --> 01:15:38,838
the Shelborn men have been doing
for generations.

1325
01:15:38,938 --> 01:15:42,800
It's a...
A tradition, if you will.

1326
01:15:43,943 --> 01:15:48,480
But if it's not for you,
then it's not for you.

1327
01:15:50,684 --> 01:15:52,118
[Petey] What does it do?

1328
01:15:53,253 --> 01:15:54,688
Turn the key.

1329
01:15:55,522 --> 01:15:57,900
See what happens.

1330
01:16:03,363 --> 01:16:06,132
[tense music]

1331
01:16:07,867 --> 01:16:11,805
[key winding clicks]

1332
01:16:14,740 --> 01:16:16,276
[whirring]

1333
01:16:23,116 --> 01:16:24,250
[rapid whirring]

1334
01:16:25,118 --> 01:16:26,386
[arm clicks]

1335
01:16:26,453 --> 01:16:30,890
[drumstick whirring]

1336
01:16:33,293 --> 01:16:35,161
[hornets buzzing]

1337
01:16:35,261 --> 01:16:37,931
[branch creaking]

1338
01:16:40,567 --> 01:16:41,768
[branch creaking]

1339
01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:48,408
You want me to back up?

1340
01:16:48,475 --> 01:16:50,243
No! Don't ****ing move.

1341
01:16:50,310 --> 01:16:51,478
Hey, okay. Okay.

1342
01:16:52,178 --> 01:16:53,346
Is it working?

1343
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:01,955
Man, this stupid cop hat!

1344
01:17:02,455 --> 01:17:03,757
It's crazy itchy.

1345
01:17:04,357 --> 01:17:05,492
What?

1346
01:17:05,592 --> 01:17:06,760
[circus music and drumming]

1347
01:17:06,826 --> 01:17:07,927
[gunshot]

1348
01:17:07,994 --> 01:17:09,696
Jesus ****ing Christ!

1349
01:17:09,963 --> 01:17:12,332
[panicked breathing]

1350
01:17:12,665 --> 01:17:14,300
Let's be careful
with that pistol, huh?

1351
01:17:14,434 --> 01:17:15,502
[nervous chuckle]

1352
01:17:15,602 --> 01:17:17,300
Yeah.

1353
01:17:17,370 --> 01:17:18,705
-Totally.
-Yeah. Right.

1354
01:17:18,805 --> 01:17:19,739
****.

1355
01:17:19,873 --> 01:17:21,508
[distant circus music]

1356
01:17:23,910 --> 01:17:26,179
[circus music and drumming]

1357
01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:32,252
[faint circus music]

1358
01:17:32,352 --> 01:17:35,550
[Trasher breathing hard]

1359
01:17:38,992 --> 01:17:40,427
[circus music
and drumming stop]

1360
01:17:44,197 --> 01:17:45,265
Uh...

1361
01:17:51,404 --> 01:17:54,274
[ominous music rising]

1362
01:17:55,608 --> 01:17:57,377
Holy shit!

1363
01:17:57,777 --> 01:17:59,446
-[drumbeat]
-[loud buzzing]

1364
01:17:59,779 --> 01:18:01,414
-[Trasher] Shit! Shit!
-Oh!

1365
01:18:01,514 --> 01:18:02,515
[strangled gasps]

1366
01:18:03,616 --> 01:18:05,118
Jesus Christ! ****!

1367
01:18:05,218 --> 01:18:06,920
****! Jesus!

1368
01:18:07,921 --> 01:18:09,456
-[gunshots]
-****!

1369
01:18:11,291 --> 01:18:12,459
[muffled gasp]

1370
01:18:12,559 --> 01:18:16,629
[heavy breathing]

1371
01:18:16,730 --> 01:18:17,731
****!

1372
01:18:20,467 --> 01:18:21,868
[Hal] PETEY, WHERE ARE YOU?!

1373
01:18:21,968 --> 01:18:23,636
-Dad!
-Petey!

1374
01:18:23,937 --> 01:18:24,637
Turn it again.

1375
01:18:24,771 --> 01:18:26,239
Turn the goddamn key right now!

1376
01:18:26,306 --> 01:18:27,574
[Petey] What? No!

1377
01:18:27,941 --> 01:18:30,143
Then give me the ****ing monkey!
[grunts]

1378
01:18:31,945 --> 01:18:32,712
That's it!

1379
01:18:32,812 --> 01:18:34,481
I'm not asking nicely anymore.

1380
01:18:34,614 --> 01:18:36,316
Do it. Kill him.

1381
01:18:36,449 --> 01:18:39,152
Kill my dumb shit brother,
and do it now!

1382
01:18:39,919 --> 01:18:40,754
[whirring]

1383
01:18:41,221 --> 01:18:43,423
God... damn you!

1384
01:18:43,490 --> 01:18:45,992
Strike the goddamn drum!

1385
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,261
God-****ing...

1386
01:18:48,328 --> 01:18:49,829
I command you!

1387
01:18:49,963 --> 01:18:51,731
[dramatic music]

1388
01:18:51,831 --> 01:18:52,832
****.

1389
01:18:59,339 --> 01:19:01,341
Godd... Will you, please?

1390
01:19:01,474 --> 01:19:02,942
[grunting]

1391
01:19:03,443 --> 01:19:05,780
Goddamn it!

1392
01:19:05,178 --> 01:19:06,146
[heavy breathing]

1393
01:19:06,246 --> 01:19:07,480
Godd...

1394
01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:09,516
How are you so goddamn strong?

1395
01:19:09,616 --> 01:19:11,351
[music rising]

1396
01:19:11,451 --> 01:19:12,686
-[drumbeat]
-[Bill yelps]

1397
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,121
[groaning]

1398
01:19:16,923 --> 01:19:18,525
[grunting]

1399
01:19:19,192 --> 01:19:20,160
Hey!

1400
01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:21,861
Huh? Petey!

1401
01:19:21,995 --> 01:19:23,163
Oh, Jesus Christ!

1402
01:19:23,263 --> 01:19:24,764
Ah, thank God. Come on.

1403
01:19:26,433 --> 01:19:28,702
-[whirring]
-[Bill] God... damn it!

1404
01:19:30,303 --> 01:19:33,206
[heavy breathing]

1405
01:19:35,709 --> 01:19:38,278
[ominous music]

1406
01:19:44,684 --> 01:19:48,855
[weird slow drumming]

1407
01:19:51,558 --> 01:19:54,127
[drumming speeding up]

1408
01:20:01,234 --> 01:20:03,737
[ominous music rising]

1409
01:20:05,638 --> 01:20:06,573
[music and drumming stops]

1410
01:20:06,706 --> 01:20:07,974
[heavy breathing]

1411
01:20:09,142 --> 01:20:10,577
What did I do wrong?

1412
01:20:10,677 --> 01:20:14,581
[distant rumbling]

1413
01:20:16,649 --> 01:20:19,519
[distant screams]

1414
01:20:19,586 --> 01:20:21,588
-[explosion]
-What is that?

1415
01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:25,358
[groaning]

1416
01:20:25,425 --> 01:20:28,595
[plane crashing]

1417
01:20:34,768 --> 01:20:36,936
[distant screams]

1418
01:20:41,410 --> 01:20:42,942
-[drum beat]
-[dramatic tone]

1419
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:44,778
Jesus Christ!

1420
01:20:45,412 --> 01:20:46,212
[drumbeat]

1421
01:20:46,279 --> 01:20:47,800
[body squelching]

1422
01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:48,615
Ah! Godd...!

1423
01:20:53,853 --> 01:20:56,189
[scared breathing]

1424
01:20:57,290 --> 01:20:58,625
What the...

1425
01:20:59,250 --> 01:21:00,600
Bill.

1426
01:21:02,929 --> 01:21:05,532
[Hal] ****. The drumstick's
still up, Petey.

1427
01:21:05,632 --> 01:21:06,966
Hello, dumbshit.

1428
01:21:07,567 --> 01:21:10,136
That's all you can say at a time
like this, you ****er?!

1429
01:21:10,236 --> 01:21:11,404
Dumbshit's what you are.

1430
01:21:12,205 --> 01:21:13,973
****... You ****!

1431
01:21:14,107 --> 01:21:15,275
[Bill grunts]

1432
01:21:16,476 --> 01:21:18,978
[both breathing heavily]

1433
01:21:20,413 --> 01:21:21,915
[Hal] Jesus Christ, Bill.

1434
01:21:23,950 --> 01:21:26,152
You were really trying
to kill me, weren't you?

1435
01:21:27,454 --> 01:21:28,588
Of course I was.

1436
01:21:28,655 --> 01:21:30,657
That's what all this carnage
was for, huh?

1437
01:21:30,757 --> 01:21:31,891
You could've killed Petey!

1438
01:21:31,991 --> 01:21:33,493
You could've killed
my ****ing son!

1439
01:21:33,626 --> 01:21:35,610
For what? Why?

1440
01:21:36,996 --> 01:21:38,732
'Cause you killed my mom.

1441
01:21:40,633 --> 01:21:43,336
[somber music]

1442
01:21:48,174 --> 01:21:50,243
And I know you wanted
to kill me.

1443
01:21:51,945 --> 01:21:54,981
But the goddamn thing doesn't
take requests, obviously.

1444
01:21:58,184 --> 01:21:59,486
[grunts]

1445
01:21:59,953 --> 01:22:03,289
I've been turning the key
with you in mind for days.

1446
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:05,910
Nothing.

1447
01:22:08,361 --> 01:22:09,429
[sniffles]

1448
01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:15,802
Listen, Bill.

1449
01:22:18,772 --> 01:22:20,173
It's not my fault.

1450
01:22:22,809 --> 01:22:24,844
It wasn't anybody's fault.

1451
01:22:26,780 --> 01:22:29,115
None of us deserved
what happened to us.

1452
01:22:31,510 --> 01:22:33,286
[Hal] We just happened to be
 there when it did.

1453
01:22:35,550 --> 01:22:36,560
Mommy?

1454
01:22:40,727 --> 01:22:41,895
I'm sorry, Bill.

1455
01:22:41,995 --> 01:22:44,731
[soft, sorrowful music]

1456
01:22:44,831 --> 01:22:47,400
But I guess I gotta go now.

1457
01:22:47,834 --> 01:22:50,804
[Hal] Everybody dies,
 and that's life.

1458
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:56,810
I'm sorry your mom died.

1459
01:22:59,379 --> 01:23:00,747
It ****ing sucks.

1460
01:23:02,582 --> 01:23:04,840
I know how you feel.

1461
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:08,355
She was my mom, too.

1462
01:23:12,425 --> 01:23:13,760
Oh, yeah.

1463
01:23:14,894 --> 01:23:16,960
[sad chuckle]

1464
01:23:16,196 --> 01:23:17,364
I guess she was.

1465
01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:21,434
Never thought about it
like that.

1466
01:23:23,770 --> 01:23:25,739
[Bill] Innocent mistake,
I guess.

1467
01:23:25,839 --> 01:23:27,207
Sure.

1468
01:23:27,574 --> 01:23:29,109
Makes sense, though, you know.

1469
01:23:30,443 --> 01:23:32,112
We're brothers.

1470
01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:34,581
[Bill] Twins.

1471
01:23:34,681 --> 01:23:35,882
Right.

1472
01:23:41,187 --> 01:23:42,255
I'm sorry.

1473
01:23:45,558 --> 01:23:47,894
I wish we could have been there
for each other

1474
01:23:47,961 --> 01:23:49,295
when we were kids.

1475
01:23:51,398 --> 01:23:52,565
But we're here now.

1476
01:23:55,635 --> 01:23:57,370
What do you say, Bill?

1477
01:23:58,972 --> 01:24:00,273
Brothers again?

1478
01:24:01,374 --> 01:24:04,277
[emotional music rising]

1479
01:24:05,745 --> 01:24:06,980
Sure.

1480
01:24:08,548 --> 01:24:09,816
[teasing exclamation]

1481
01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:14,621
Nah...

1482
01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:16,923
[emotional music]

1483
01:24:19,325 --> 01:24:21,940
[Bill chuckles]

1484
01:24:23,229 --> 01:24:24,330
I'm sorry.

1485
01:24:24,964 --> 01:24:29,836
[emotional music]

1486
01:24:34,507 --> 01:24:37,577
So what, you two are on some
kind of road trip or something?

1487
01:24:38,311 --> 01:24:39,412
Yeah.

1488
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:41,481
A kind of...

1489
01:24:41,815 --> 01:24:43,950
father-son road trip, right?

1490
01:24:45,418 --> 01:24:46,686
Cool.

1491
01:24:47,153 --> 01:24:48,955
I would like to have done that

1492
01:24:50,123 --> 01:24:51,858
with somebody at least once.

1493
01:24:52,425 --> 01:24:53,526
So come with us.

1494
01:24:53,626 --> 01:24:57,597
[emotional music rising]

1495
01:24:57,697 --> 01:24:58,865
[drum beat]

1496
01:25:00,367 --> 01:25:01,334
[creaking]

1497
01:25:02,102 --> 01:25:03,370
[mechanical whirring]

1498
01:25:04,704 --> 01:25:05,872
Jesus!

1499
01:25:08,775 --> 01:25:11,144
[church organ]

1500
01:25:11,211 --> 01:25:13,880
[heavy breathing]

1501
01:25:15,348 --> 01:25:16,483
****.

1502
01:25:19,352 --> 01:25:21,187
[slow squelching]

1503
01:25:24,858 --> 01:25:27,270
[distant croaking]

1504
01:25:27,861 --> 01:25:29,796
[birds chirping]

1505
01:25:30,663 --> 01:25:33,330
[ashes sizzling softly]

1506
01:25:43,410 --> 01:25:44,477
So Uncle Bill pretty much

1507
01:25:44,577 --> 01:25:47,800
wiped out half the town
where you grew up, huh?

1508
01:25:49,249 --> 01:25:50,250
Yeah.

1509
01:25:50,383 --> 01:25:53,190
[car alarm wailing]

1510
01:25:54,354 --> 01:25:56,589
[Petey] I mean,
I get that everybody dies,

1511
01:25:56,723 --> 01:25:58,910
and that's life, but...

1512
01:25:58,224 --> 01:26:00,930
it's just, like, everybody dies,

1513
01:26:00,193 --> 01:26:01,828
you know, at the same time.

1514
01:26:01,928 --> 01:26:06,990
[woman shrieking]

1515
01:26:08,501 --> 01:26:09,536
So, uh...

1516
01:26:10,537 --> 01:26:12,339
what do you want to do now?

1517
01:26:14,274 --> 01:26:17,544
I guess we gotta figure out what
we're gonna do with the monkey.

1518
01:26:19,779 --> 01:26:21,247
We keep it close.

1519
01:26:22,549 --> 01:26:24,351
We accept that it's ours...

1520
01:26:25,685 --> 01:26:27,220
and we hold on tight.

1521
01:26:27,287 --> 01:26:29,356
[ominous music]

1522
01:26:34,961 --> 01:26:37,597
[hooves clicking]

1523
01:26:46,873 --> 01:26:48,875
[horse huffing softly]

1524
01:26:59,319 --> 01:27:00,987
[hooves clicking]

1525
01:27:14,968 --> 01:27:16,169
[small chuckle]

1526
01:27:17,837 --> 01:27:20,173
Hey, I just got an idea
of what we should do right now.

1527
01:27:23,410 --> 01:27:24,944
Let's go dancing.

1528
01:27:26,790 --> 01:27:27,447
-Dancing?
-[Hal] Yeah.

1529
01:27:27,514 --> 01:27:29,749
[small chuckle]
Like, with our bodies?

1530
01:27:29,849 --> 01:27:31,184
Where did that shit come from?

1531
01:27:33,953 --> 01:27:35,455
It comes from your grandmother.

1532
01:27:36,856 --> 01:27:37,991
From Lois.

1533
01:27:38,910 --> 01:27:41,270
[soft, sorrowful music]

1534
01:27:44,631 --> 01:27:45,665
[Petey] Cool.

1535
01:27:47,834 --> 01:27:49,269
Yeah, it is cool.

1536
01:27:51,705 --> 01:27:52,939
[sighs]

1537
01:27:53,873 --> 01:27:55,942
[distant cheering]

1538
01:28:03,350 --> 01:28:05,685
[cheering]

1539
01:28:07,530 --> 01:28:07,954
[horn honking]

1540
01:28:07,954 --> 01:28:11,224
["Twistin' the Night Away"
by Sam Cooke]

1541
01:28:13,827 --> 01:28:17,630
 ♪ Let me tell you
 'bout a place ♪

1542
01:28:17,163 --> 01:28:19,899
♪ Somewhere up-a New York way ♪

1543
01:28:20,330 --> 01:28:22,902
♪ Where the people are so *** ♪

1544
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:25,972
 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪

1545
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:29,750
♪ Here they have a lot of fun ♪

1546
01:28:29,175 --> 01:28:31,811
 ♪ Puttin' trouble on the run ♪

1547
01:28:31,911 --> 01:28:34,981
 ♪ Man, you find
 the old and young ♪

1548
01:28:35,810 --> 01:28:37,984
 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪

1549
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:40,987
 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪

1550
01:28:41,870 --> 01:28:43,990
 ♪ Everybody's feelin' great ♪

1551
01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:46,826
 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪

1552
01:28:46,926 --> 01:28:49,763
 ♪ They're twistin'
 the night away ♪

1553
01:28:49,896 --> 01:28:52,766
 ♪ Here's a man
 in evening clothes ♪

1554
01:28:52,866 --> 01:28:56,200
 ♪ How he got here,
 I don't know but ♪

1555
01:28:56,102 --> 01:28:58,938
 ♪ Man you oughta see him go ♪

1556
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:01,741
 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪

1557
01:29:01,841 --> 01:29:04,678
 ♪ He's dancin'
 with a chick in slacks ♪

1558
01:29:04,778 --> 01:29:07,681
 ♪ She's movin' up and back ♪

1559
01:29:07,781 --> 01:29:10,617
 ♪ Oh, man, there ain't
 nothin' like ♪

1560
01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:13,620
 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪

1561
01:29:13,753 --> 01:29:16,556
 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪

1562
01:29:16,623 --> 01:29:19,559
 ♪ Everybody's feelin' great ♪

1563
01:29:19,626 --> 01:29:22,529
 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪

1564
01:29:22,629 --> 01:29:25,980
 ♪ They're twistin' the night
 Let's twist a while ♪

1565
01:29:25,198 --> 01:29:26,633
 ♪ Lean up ♪

1566
01:29:28,134 --> 01:29:29,536
 ♪ Lean back ♪

1567
01:29:31,137 --> 01:29:32,706
 ♪ Lean up ♪

1568
01:29:34,140 --> 01:29:35,542
 ♪ Lean back ♪

1569
01:29:37,770 --> 01:29:38,812
 ♪ Watusi ♪

1570
01:29:40,146 --> 01:29:41,648
 ♪ Now fly ♪

1571
01:29:43,830 --> 01:29:44,484
 ♪ Now twist ♪

1572
01:29:45,652 --> 01:29:49,556
 ♪ They're twistin'
 the night away ♪

1573
01:29:49,656 --> 01:29:52,592
 ♪ Here's a fella
 in blue jeans ♪

1574
01:29:52,659 --> 01:29:55,495
♪ Dancin' with an older queen ♪

1575
01:29:55,595 --> 01:29:58,164
 ♪ Who's dolled up
 in her diamond rings ♪

1576
01:29:58,264 --> 01:30:01,468
♪ And twistin' the night away ♪

1577
01:30:01,568 --> 01:30:04,471
 ♪ Man, you oughta see her go ♪

1578
01:30:04,571 --> 01:30:07,607
 ♪ Twistin' to
 the rock and roll ♪

1579
01:30:07,674 --> 01:30:10,443
 ♪ Here you find
 the young and old ♪

1580
01:30:10,510 --> 01:30:12,479
 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪

1581
01:30:12,579 --> 01:30:16,182
 ♪ They're twistin',
 twistin', man ♪

1582
01:30:16,282 --> 01:30:18,752
 ♪ Everybody's feelin' great ♪

1583
01:30:18,852 --> 01:30:21,354
 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪

1584
01:30:21,454 --> 01:30:23,423
 ♪ They're twistin' the night ♪

1585
01:30:23,523 --> 01:30:25,250
 ♪ One more time ♪

1586
01:30:25,125 --> 01:30:26,459
 ♪ Lean up ♪

1587
01:30:27,994 --> 01:30:29,290
 ♪ Lean back ♪

1588
01:30:30,530 --> 01:30:31,965
 ♪ Lean up ♪

1589
01:30:33,633 --> 01:30:34,934
 ♪ Lean back ♪

1590
01:30:36,603 --> 01:30:37,971
 ♪ Watusi ♪

1591
01:30:39,606 --> 01:30:40,974
 ♪ Now fly ♪

1592
01:30:42,609 --> 01:30:44,344
 ♪ Now twist ♪

1593
01:30:44,444 --> 01:30:46,212
("Twistin' the Night Away"
by Sam Cooke ends)

1594
01:30:46,346 --> 01:30:48,848
("Sleepers"
by Spectral Tilt starts)

1595
01:32:26,713 --> 01:32:28,581
("Sleepers"
by Spectral Tilt fades out)

1596
01:32:28,648 --> 01:32:32,652
[dark, suspenseful music]

1597
01:33:48,194 --> 01:33:50,563
[music fades]

1598
01:33:53,333 --> 01:33:55,835
[circus music starts]

1599
01:34:21,594 --> 01:34:22,829
[circus music ends]

1600
01:34:22,929 --> 01:34:24,664
[high-pitched voice]
Shit, man, that sucks.