1 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:08,740 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:40,730 --> 00:00:42,750 (PEOPLE YELLING, SCREAMING) 3 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:43,943 (PANICKED GASPS) 4 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,482 (TELLER SCREAMS) (RAPID GUNFIRE) 5 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,390 (GUNSHOTS) (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 6 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,398 (ROBBERS CHATTERING) 7 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,537 (DEVICE BEEPING) 8 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:13,840 (BEEPING SPEEDS UP) (BANG) 9 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,531 OFFICER 1: Go, go, go, go! OFFICER 2: Move it, move it! 10 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:41,670 Let's go, let's go! OFFICER 3: Come on! 11 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,369 CAPTAIN: It's a powder keg in there. 12 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,771 No one moves till we get word from the mayor. 13 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,313 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (GIRL HUMMING) 14 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:58,180 (HUMMING CONTINUES) 15 00:01:58,510 --> 00:01:59,753 (WHISPERING) Shoot! Hey. 16 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:01,870 Hey. 17 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,455 Hey. Little girl. 18 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:04,900 Stop. 19 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:05,825 Stop! 20 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,929 ROBBER: Stay down! (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 21 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,933 (YELLING DIES DOWN) 22 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,375 What do you want, little one? 23 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,312 Your ***. 24 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,580 (GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING) 25 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,418 (METALLIC SCRAPE) 26 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,540 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS, GAGS) 27 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,220 (GRUNTING) 28 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:38,792 (ROBBER YELPS) 29 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,897 (MUNCHING) 30 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:46,833 (GRUNTS) 31 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,669 (ROBBER YELLS) 32 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,238 (BOWLING PINS CLATTER) 33 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,573 Boo! (YELPS) 34 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,316 (GASPS) 35 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,351 (GUNSHOT) (GROANS) 36 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,720 (SIRENS APPROACHING) 37 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,540 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 38 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,692 (ELECTRIC VEHICLE HUMS) 39 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,195 Well done. 40 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:19,766 (ROBBER YELLS) 41 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,301 (GRUNTS) 42 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,370 (ROBBER CHOKING) 43 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:28,341 (GRUNTS) 44 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,293 (GUNSHOTS) 45 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:50,797 (SHELL CASINGS CLATTER) 46 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,665 MAN: Shoot. Um... 47 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,401 (GUNSHOTS) 48 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,710 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 49 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,979 FRANK: My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, 50 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,947 Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad, 51 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,617 a special division of the LAPD. 52 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,820 The day after the bank robbery started like any other. 53 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:16,623 I woke up in my empty cop apartment, 54 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,459 stared at a picture of my deceased cop wife 55 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,861 and choked back cop tears. 56 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,130 A perfect morning? Sure. 57 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:27,200 But I had no idea what this city had in store for me. 58 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,202 (CYCLIST GRUNTS) (BELL RINGING) 59 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:30,236 CYCLIST: What the hell? 60 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,174 MAN: Hey! MAN 2: There he is. 61 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,900 WOMAN: Way to go, Frank! (APPLAUSE) 62 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:37,911 (WHISTLES) 63 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,512 Thank you. Thanks, everyone. 64 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:40,480 What is this? 65 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,382 Don't cheer for him! 66 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,451 You two, my office now! 67 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,620 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (TELEPHONES RINGING) 68 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:50,490 CHIEF DAVIS: Thanks to you, I just spent two hours 69 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,580 getting chewed out by the mayor. 70 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,161 Apparently, some of the bank robbers you put in the ICU, 71 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,697 they're lawyering up to sue the city. 72 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,733 That's ridiculous. They're criminals. 73 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:00,934 It's the law. 74 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,869 Since when do cops have to follow the law? 75 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:04,371 Since forever. FRANK: Oh, yeah? 76 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,706 And who's going to arrest me? Other cops? 77 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:07,907 Yes. Is she serious? 78 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:08,775 Is he serious? 79 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:10,810 He's... no. 80 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,512 Look, let me be crystal clear. 81 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:15,782 They are threatening to shut down Police Squad because of you. 82 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,351 Honestly, you're lucky you still work here 83 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,453 after last year's McDonald's incident. 84 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,555 They wouldn't sell me Freedom Fries. 85 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,891 You arrested the entire staff! 86 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,593 FRANK: I wasn't thinking clearly. 87 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:29,596 I was furious about the Janet Jackson Super Bowl. 88 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,598 That was 20 years ago! 89 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:32,832 Not to me. 90 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,868 We understand, Chief. You're right. 91 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,360 CHIEF DAVIS: Good. 92 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:37,671 'Cause I'm taking you off the bank job. 93 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,440 What? I'm putting you on collisions. 94 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,609 There's a crash up in Malibu. 95 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:44,144 Yes, ma'am. Thank you. 96 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,347 And make sure your bodycams are actually turned on! 97 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:51,510 Got it. Camera will be on. 98 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:53,953 (COFFEE SPLATS) 99 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,422 CHIEF DAVIS: Drebin! 100 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,757 It's a new day at Police Squad! 101 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:03,630 (GROANS) Things are changing so fast around here. 102 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,298 I guess you really can't fight City Hall, huh? 103 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:06,900 No. It's a building. 104 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,636 ED: Now, there's a real man. 105 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,673 They just don't make 'em like your pops anymore. 106 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,643 FRANK: I'm glad he's not around to see what Police Squad has come to. 107 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,646 Mind if I take a minute, Ed? 108 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:20,880 Of... of course. 109 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,382 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 110 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,951 (SIGHS) 111 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:27,870 Hi, Daddy. It's me, Frank Jr. 112 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,757 I want to be just like you, but... 113 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,294 at the same time, be completely different and original. 114 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,996 So, if you're proud of me, 115 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,990 give me a sign, like... 116 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,350 maybe make me see an owl or something. 117 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:44,571 ED: Hey, Dad. 118 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,730 It's me, Ed. 119 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,477 Boy, do I miss you. 120 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:51,911 (OFFICERS WEEPING) 121 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:55,715 COP: Hey, Pops. 122 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,284 (MUSIC STOPS) 123 00:06:58,318 --> 00:06:59,319 Mm-mm. 124 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,490 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 125 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:07,594 FRANK: Ed and I pulled up to the Malibu car crash around 2:00 p.m. 126 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:09,162 Nothing unusual. 127 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:12,866 But in this city, usual is unusual... usually. 128 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:13,967 What the hell? 129 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,100 (MUFFLED RADIO CHATTER) 130 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,605 So how was your date last night, Frank? 131 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,740 Ah, I couldn't go through with it. 132 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,430 ED: You canceled? Nope. 133 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,644 I didn't want to upset her, 134 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,447 so I had Officer Barnes tell her I was stabbed to death. 135 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,848 You're a real romantic, Frank. 136 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:31,885 But everyone needs someone, even a widower like you. 137 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:35,321 I'm just not ready to open myself to love again. 138 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,991 I had them wait to clear the wreck so you could get eyes on it. 139 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,526 Crash happened around 4:00 a.m. 140 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:42,629 Well, there are no skid marks on the road. 141 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:45,198 He didn't hit the brakes before going over. 142 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:46,366 Drunk? 143 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,335 A little. Just enough to wake me up. 144 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,469 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 145 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,400 Fancy car. 146 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:53,640 ED: Yeah, it's one of those new EdenTech electric ones. 147 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,375 FRANK: Electric, huh? 148 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:59,245 I remember when the only things that were electric were eels, chairs, 149 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:02,549 and Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago. 150 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,284 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 151 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,723 FRANK: Empty pill bottles. 152 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,295 (SNIFFLES) 153 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:20,967 Huh. 154 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:27,674 Who was he? 155 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:30,243 Simon Davenport, 53 years old. 156 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:31,978 No wife, no kids. 157 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,747 He's got a sister out in Han**** Park, 158 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,916 but we don't really know anything about her other than her name. 159 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,818 Beth Davenport. 160 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:42,220 Divorced, 5'6", 130 pounds. 161 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:45,358 Spitfire of a personality. Self-proclaimed chocoholic. 162 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:50,196 Likes outdoorsy things but is just as happy curling up with a good book. 163 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,132 All right. I've seen enough. 164 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,500 Mark it as suicide. 165 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:55,602 Go ahead! 166 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:56,903 WORKER: Bring in the crane! 167 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,772 (JUBILANT ARCADE MUSIC PLAYS) 168 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,183 (THUDS) 169 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,518 (DISAPPOINTED GROANS) 170 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,570 (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) 171 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,597 WOMAN: Oh, my God, it's up! MAN: Wait, I got to see what I got! 172 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:25,832 Yes, I got it! MAN 2: Come on, man! 173 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,767 MAN 3: She can't even sing! 174 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,606 (CUPS CLATTERING, SPLASHING) 175 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,608 Lieutenant? What's up, Barnes? 176 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:38,445 Look, I know you're off the bank job, sir, but I could really use your advice. 177 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,480 Go for it. Look, it's the strangest thing. 178 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,382 All the thieves had never met each other 179 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,184 and none of them knew who they were working for. 180 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,418 Brilliant! (CHILDREN SOBBING) 181 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,121 If they don't know anything, they can't squeal. 182 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,323 Whoever orchestrated this is very smart. 183 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,725 And get this. 184 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,760 The robbers were told that they could keep the cash. 185 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,863 Who organizes a bank robbery and doesn't keep the cash? 186 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,366 They must have been after something else. 187 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,100 Why don't you bring in one of the perps? 188 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:02,369 See if we can get them talking. 189 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,503 Got it. Thank you. 190 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,374 Heads up, Frank. You got a visitor. 191 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:10,610 I told her to wait outside, but she just walked in. 192 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:11,911 You want me to get rid of her? 193 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,980 (SEDUCTIVE JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 194 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,517 No. 195 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,190 That's okay, I'll deal with it. 196 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,459 (JAZZ MUSIC STOPS) 197 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:29,950 Oh. 198 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,263 WOMAN: Over here, Lieutenant. 199 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,898 (JAZZ MUSIC RESUMES) 200 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,671 FRANK: I'd sworn off love after my wife died, 201 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:40,640 but this woman was put together in all the right ways. 202 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:43,777 Face, head, shoulders, knees and toes. 203 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,745 Knees and toes... 204 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:49,115 and a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown. 205 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,190 Sorry to keep you waiting, ma'am. 206 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,922 How may I help you? 207 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:58,910 You're wrong about Simon Davenport. 208 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,600 He wouldn't commit suicide. 209 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:01,594 Simon Davenport. 210 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,530 The stiff from the Malibu crash. 211 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,699 That stiff was my brother. 212 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:08,201 Oh, I mean... he wasn't that stiff, really. 213 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,269 Not yet. 214 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,271 More floppy and bloated. 215 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,606 No, I mean, I'm so sorry for your loss. 216 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,974 Please, take a chair. 217 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,443 No, thank you. 218 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,977 I have plenty of chairs at home. 219 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,482 Now, Mrs... 220 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,483 Davenport. 221 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,686 Miss Beth Davenport. 222 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,755 Mr.? Drebin. 223 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,290 Miss... 224 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,759 Detective Frank Drebin. 225 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,362 Detective, I think someone murdered Simon. 226 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,330 Really? What makes you think that? 227 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,898 Well, he called me last night. 228 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,266 He said he was in some kind of trouble. 229 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,435 So we made plans to meet this morning. 230 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,171 Does that sound like someone who's planning to kill themselves? 231 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,407 No, it certainly does not. 232 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,676 (CRYING) Why would someone do that to him? 233 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,446 (CRYING) Trust me, 234 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,849 there's always a reason to kill someone. 235 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,251 Did he have an obnoxious laugh? 236 00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,819 (SOBS) No. 237 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,955 Forgive me, I'm just not myself. 238 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,923 That's okay. I'm not you, either. 239 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,326 (LOUD SPLAT) 240 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,460 Tell me, 241 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,429 what did your brother do for work? 242 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,264 Computers. 243 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,990 He was a programmer for Richard Cane. 244 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,269 The genius who's gonna save the world with his electric cars. 245 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,380 Well, he's the first person you should talk to. 246 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,573 Then you could check Simon's driving records and see if they match. 247 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,741 Whoa, whoa. Slow down there. 248 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:22,909 Excuse me? 249 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,450 Let's just leave the police work to me, okay? 250 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,140 Oh. I see. 251 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,749 Same old story with guys like you. 252 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,840 Guys like me? 253 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,860 Stubborn old men who think they know what's best. 254 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,559 I understand you're upset, but this is what I do. 255 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,896 If someone did off your brother, I'll find him. 256 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,533 I appreciate that, Detective. But Simon was all I had. 257 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,569 So you'll forgive me if I don't just sit around and hope you do your job. 258 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,439 That's exactly what I expect you to do. 259 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,841 When I have something, I'll contact you. 260 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,243 I'm doing a series of book readings this week. 261 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,478 You can find me there. 262 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,447 FRANK: Book readings? 263 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,648 BETH: Yes. I write true-crime novels 264 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,550 based on fictional stories that I make up. 265 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,220 Yes, well, 266 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,155 you may write about it, 267 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,491 but I live it. 268 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:15,610 Now, if you'll excuse me, we're having a birthday party 269 00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:17,364 and I'm the best singer in the office. 270 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,738 On second thought, I will take that chair. 271 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,440 (CHAIR CLANGING) 272 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,547 Whoa. 273 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,751 FRANK: I couldn't remember the last time someone had talked to me like that. 274 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,920 It was the kind of dressing down you usually have to pay for 275 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,856 in the basement of a laundromat. But she... 276 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,124 ED: She had the kind of hips 277 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,930 you wanted to put a hula hoop on and spin. 278 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,396 The kind that made you... (MUSINGS OVERLAPPING) 279 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:52,799 Fellas, do you mind? 280 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,900 (FLUSTERED MUMBLING) 281 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,772 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 282 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:02,108 FRANK: I wasn't convinced Simon Davenport had been murdered. 283 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,711 But the case was starting to give me an itch. 284 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,446 And when I start to scratch, 285 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,615 I don't stop till I break skin 286 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,984 and the doctor makes me wear mittens. 287 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,153 Thanks. 288 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,956 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) (PARTYGOERS CHATTERING) 289 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,931 Coat check? Champagne? 290 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,666 (WAITER GRUNTS) (GLASS SHATTERS) 291 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,302 (SLURPS, GAGS) 292 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,338 (COINS JANGLE) 293 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,641 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 294 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,278 FRANK: Richard Cane had made his first fortune in microprocessors, 295 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:42,480 and then used it to build a vast online retail marketplace 296 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,150 and green technology empire. 297 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,986 (BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER) 298 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,291 Then, suddenly, the bear charges towards me. 299 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,326 I ready my knife, 300 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,861 and he barrels right past me 301 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,330 to a honey hive above the campsite! 302 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,467 It had been there all along! 303 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,350 And I hadn't seen it. 304 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,336 (GUFFAWS) 305 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,172 (FORCED LAUGHTER) 306 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,744 Ah. You've arrived. 307 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,680 Lieutenant Drebin. 308 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:14,781 Me, too! I'm Richar... 309 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,816 (CLEARS THROAT) Richard Cane. 310 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,385 Please, walk with me. 311 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,655 So, what can you tell me about Mr. Davenport? 312 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,524 Simon was a brilliant engineer, 313 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,326 and one of our best. 314 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,862 I had no idea he was so terribly depressed. 315 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,831 (GUESTS GASPING) Suicide is a dreadful thing. 316 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,366 Possible suicide. 317 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,168 You suspect something foul? 318 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,470 No. A chicken probably couldn't do this. 319 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,906 You know, I hope you don't think it's awkward my saying this, 320 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,676 but I'm actually a big fan of yours. 321 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:43,910 Is that so? Yes. 322 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,179 I read about your work at the bank robbery. 323 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,448 Guys like you are a dying breed. 324 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,252 Guys like me? Yes, men of action 325 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,355 who don't ask permission to fix what they know is broken. 326 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,524 I'm surprised to hear you say that, 327 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,927 coming from someone who's so into these gadgets. 328 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,365 Oh. You don't enjoy the marvels of the modern age? 329 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,101 No offense, but the world was better before. 330 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,470 I agree, but don't tell anyone. 331 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,139 Uh, cigar? 332 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,641 Looks it to me. 333 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,943 No, would you like one? 334 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,212 Smoking indoors? 335 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,814 Care to write me a ticket? 336 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,615 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 337 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,586 That matchbook. 338 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,621 I've seen it before. 339 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,425 It's the Bengal. 340 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,950 It's a supper club I own for some of the city's elite. 341 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,964 It's the kind of place where men can be themselves, 342 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,733 have a few drinks and, uh, 343 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,350 like the Black Eyed Peas once said, 344 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,103 "get retarded in here." 345 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,839 You can still say that word? 346 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,707 In my club, you can. 347 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,909 Well, I love the Black Eyed Peas. 348 00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,644 Who doesn't? I know a few people. 349 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,800 They're fools. I know. 350 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,216 will.i.am. apl.de.ap. 351 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,450 Taboo. 352 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,530 Don't forget Fergie. I would never forget Fergie. 353 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:01,421 BOTH: The Dutchess. 354 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,390 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 355 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,258 Well, if you need anything, 356 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,270 please don't hesitate to call. 357 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,629 Thank you. I'll be in touch. 358 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,304 Uh, it's that way. Of course. 359 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,543 Huh. 360 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:27,113 (SHARP INHALE) 361 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:31,584 Why don't we get Mr. Drebin a little gift for tomorrow? 362 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,653 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 363 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,522 The EdenVox-1. 364 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,792 Police Squad's first ever fully automated, self-driving 365 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,593 electric vehicle. 366 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,829 A gift we just received from Richard Cane. 367 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,665 You must've made some kind of impression last night, Frank. 368 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:47,167 Yeah, it would seem so. 369 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,935 Coffee? Yes, thank you. 370 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,104 (COFFEE SPLATTERS) TECH: Don't be shy, fellas. Come check it out. 371 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,339 (WELCOMING CHIME) 372 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,506 (FRANK GRUNTS) 373 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,809 Snug. (CHUCKLES) 374 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,277 TECH: All electric. 375 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,612 Zero to sixty in 3.1 seconds. 376 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,514 I guess that's good. 377 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,515 TECH: Watch this. 378 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,180 Car, open doors. 379 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:06,419 (GRUNTS) 380 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,522 Neat trick. (CHUCKLES) Now you try. 381 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,291 (CAR DOOR PINGING) 382 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,158 Car... 383 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,260 please, close doors. 384 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,662 (GENTLE CHIME) (ED GROANING) 385 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,564 (FINGERS CRUNCH) (STRAINED SCREAM) 386 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,599 Hey! 387 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,800 Pretty fun, I guess. 388 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,469 Okay, how about this? Car... 389 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,871 drive forward 30 feet. 390 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,740 (FRANK CHUCKLES) 391 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,442 (CLATTERING) 392 00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:32,879 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 393 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,816 Pretty smooth. All right. 394 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,585 (CLANKING) 395 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,655 (ALARM BLARING) 396 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,723 Impressive. 397 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,225 ED: Hey! Guys? 398 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,559 COP: Freeze! Don't-- 399 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:47,727 (OFFICERS YELLING) 400 00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:48,895 (GUNSHOTS) 401 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,933 I tell you, this place is falling apart. 402 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,572 I got half a dozen witnesses that place you on the scene. 403 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,808 We know you were at the bank! 404 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,770 I'm telling you, I wasn't there. 405 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,680 (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) 406 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,148 Thanks, Park. 407 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:14,387 This is quite the rap sheet you've got here. 408 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,757 It says you served 20 years for "man's laughter." 409 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,260 Must have been quite the joke. 410 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,494 You mean "manslaughter"? 411 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,330 (OVER SPEAKERS) Well... 412 00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:29,102 we know your boss didn't want cash. 413 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:32,505 So what was the point of the robbery? What did he want? 414 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,408 I... wasn't... there. 415 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,610 You think you're so smart. 416 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:41,881 Well, I think my bodycam might tell a different story. 417 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:42,716 Ed? 418 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,588 Technology really is something. 419 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,559 Police Squad is all about "transparency" these days. 420 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,494 (SCATTING ABSENTMINDEDLY) 421 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,599 Dispatch, this is Drebin. 10-7. 422 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,967 Oh, yeah! 423 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,268 A chili dog. 424 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,771 (GROANS) 425 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,272 Mm-hmm! 426 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,410 Breakfast of champions. 427 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,242 FRANK: And a little black coffee. 428 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,511 Okay, you can fast-forward a bit. 429 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:14,280 (FAST-FORWARDING) 430 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,116 FRANK: License and registration, please. 431 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,684 MAN: Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 432 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:19,786 Uh... (CHUCKLES) 433 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,254 This isn't mine. 434 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,123 (WET FLATULENCE) FRANK: Excuse me. 435 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,991 (FARTING CONTINUES) FRANK: Oh, boy. Listen, uh, 436 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,526 you seem like a decent fella. 437 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,295 I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Have a great day, bye. 438 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,980 It's much later in the day. Fast-forward a while. 439 00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:33,600 (FAST-FORWARDING) 440 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,335 You'll see. Just wait. 441 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,936 (STRAINED SIGH) 442 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,406 I need a bathroom. Oh, God. 443 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,641 Come on, move, move, move! 444 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,100 Focus, Frank, focus. 445 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,312 You got this, you got this. 446 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,381 (FRANK CRIES OUT, MOANS ON MONITOR) 447 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,150 (GRUNTS) 448 00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:51,284 Maybe a little more. 449 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,952 I'm gonna ruin another suit! 450 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,821 Barnes! (PANICKED GROANING) 451 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:55,722 BARNES: Sorry. 452 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,570 (FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING) 453 00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:58,558 FRANK: Police business! 454 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,960 Uh, there is a line, man! (SCREAMS) 455 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:01,928 (CUSTOMERS SCREAMING) 456 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,199 FRANK: Come on! 457 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,501 (FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING) 458 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,730 You're disgusting, you stupid idiot. 459 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:17,310 Breastfed until you were 13, you freak. 460 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,450 (FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING) 461 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:22,582 Can't get it up without the stench of milk on your chin. 462 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,485 (VOICE TREMBLING) Don't you dare. 463 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,387 Don't do it. Don't eat it! 464 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,523 SUSPECT: Oh, God! Frank. 465 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,559 I had five more that day. 466 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,694 Feel better, Frank? You better believe it. 467 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,296 Mm! (FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING) 468 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,700 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 469 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,769 Yes! 470 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,605 That's you inside the bank, plain as day. 471 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,873 Okay, fine. 472 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,776 Whoever we was working for, they was crazy. 473 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,712 I mean, they just wanted us to get some safe deposit box. 474 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,800 Safe deposit box. 475 00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:56,282 (FRANK GRUNTS) 476 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,691 There. Box 595. 477 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,826 Ed, check the list. ED: Yep. 478 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,398 You're not gonna believe this one, Frank. 479 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,533 Simon Davenport. 480 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,350 FRANK: So you're saying, 481 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,270 these two cases... 482 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,506 are one case. 483 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,544 Gentlemen, when you joined me to launch EdenTech, 484 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,120 it was with one goal. 485 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,248 To save the world. 486 00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:31,117 Together, we've created technologies to rival the Gods. 487 00:22:31,151 --> 00:22:32,819 Has the world gotten any better? 488 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,256 No. It's only gotten worse. 489 00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:39,259 Now, when the Founding Fathers created this country, 490 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:43,596 they sat in a room like this, filled with men like us, 491 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,732 and birthed an empire. 492 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,233 The USA. 493 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:49,736 Yes, that's right. 494 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,404 But as years went by, 495 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:54,107 other people wanted to get into that room. 496 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,410 Fish people. 497 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,476 What? MAN: Fish people. 498 00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,144 Gills on their necks. 499 00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:01,147 I don't-- Like mermen and merwomen. 500 00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:02,849 Mermaids. Right. 501 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,784 CANE: No, stop. Not fish people. 502 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,419 Ungrateful people. 503 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:10,724 People that did not earn their seat at the table. 504 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,893 People not built like the men in this room. 505 00:23:13,927 --> 00:23:15,610 Crab hands. 506 00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:18,310 They had crab hands instead of fingers. 507 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,340 Stop! I know what I mean. So just let me do the talking. 508 00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:23,536 This is a crab-hand person. I've met him. 509 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,671 Put the phone away! 510 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:27,574 (CANE CLEARS THROAT) 511 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:30,343 Now, it is time for us to admit 512 00:23:30,377 --> 00:23:32,545 that the path we are on is not working. 513 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,381 The system's broken. 514 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,170 And what does one do when a system is malfunctioning? 515 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:38,618 You unplug it. 516 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:40,353 And then, 517 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:42,922 you plug it in again. 518 00:23:42,956 --> 00:23:46,993 I call it the Primordial Law of Toughness Device. 519 00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:49,496 Now let me show you what it's capable of. 520 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:53,466 Last year, we set up cameras at the local community center. 521 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,835 Decided to run a little experiment. 522 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,370 The question. 523 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:58,705 What would happen to modern humans 524 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:02,208 if you reverted their psyche to an original state of nature? 525 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:06,312 (BEEPING, PULSE EMANATES) (CACOPHONOUS YELLING) 526 00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:09,816 When activated, the device sends an audio frequency 527 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:13,453 that reduces the brain to its animalistic core. 528 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:16,220 (YELLING) In this case, the frequency was limited. 529 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,360 But next time, it will spread through every smart device 530 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:22,762 until the entire world is infected. 531 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:24,431 As for us, upon detonation, 532 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:28,368 we will decamp to one of my super bunkers around the world 533 00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:30,537 where there will be food and water, 534 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,473 and the best live entertainment the world has to offer. 535 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,410 What's up, evil billionaires? 536 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,911 I am so excited to be doing live shows 537 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,212 for as long as it takes, 538 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,514 in the Doomsday Giggle Bunkeroom 539 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:44,351 located in Block 4 of the Arizona District. 540 00:24:44,384 --> 00:24:45,885 See you there! 541 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,200 Amish Paradise. 542 00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:48,254 Hmm. 543 00:24:48,288 --> 00:24:50,223 And when the embers have died down, 544 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:53,193 any survivors left will have earned their place alongside us, 545 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:55,528 and we will return to a world 546 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:58,498 that is but a blank slate upon which we can rebuild 547 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:01,568 as the founding fathers of a new Eden. 548 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,870 Gentlemen, lady, 549 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,605 this New Year's Eve, I give you... 550 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:08,141 Project Inferno! 551 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,642 (CRACKLING EXPLOSION) 552 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:17,584 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 553 00:25:21,421 --> 00:25:24,570 FRANK: It turned out that Cane's nightclub was only half a mile 554 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:26,326 from where Simon Davenport crashed. 555 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,761 And that got me thinking. 556 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:30,300 Maybe he had been there the night he died. 557 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,465 So I hopped into my new electric cruiser... (SNORING) 558 00:25:32,499 --> 00:25:34,367 ...and told it to head to Malibu. 559 00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:35,935 CONSOLE: Warning. Please take the wheel. 560 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:38,338 Warning. Please take the wheel. (WORKER YELLING) 561 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:39,973 CONSOLE: Warning. Please take the wheel. 562 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,900 Collision detected. Please take the wheel. (GRUNTS) 563 00:25:43,430 --> 00:25:45,245 Get out of the road! Move! (WOMAN SCREAMING) 564 00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:47,580 What's wrong with you people? CONSOLE: Collision detected. 565 00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:50,617 What is this city coming to? (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 566 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,888 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 567 00:25:57,791 --> 00:25:59,359 (PATRONS SOFTLY CHATTER) 568 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,971 What can I get you? 569 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,641 I was wondering if you could help me. 570 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:17,844 I'm looking for a friend who may have been here before. 571 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:20,280 Nah, I haven't seen him. 572 00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:22,782 You hardly looked at it. I saw enough. 573 00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:25,452 (GLASS SQUEAKING) 574 00:26:25,485 --> 00:26:26,853 You don't remember me, do you? 575 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:29,220 Should I? 576 00:26:29,550 --> 00:26:32,125 My brother, you shot him "in the name of justice." 577 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,270 That can literally be thousands of people. 578 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,495 Shot him in the back as he ran away. 579 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:36,830 Hundreds. Unarmed. 580 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:38,264 At least 50. He was white. 581 00:26:38,298 --> 00:26:41,134 (RAPS COUNTER) So you're Tony Roiland's brother! 582 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,135 That's right. 583 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,471 How is old Tony? Are you serious? 584 00:26:44,504 --> 00:26:45,572 Bad. 585 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,508 Right. 586 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:50,443 So, your friend, maybe I have seen him. 587 00:26:50,477 --> 00:26:51,444 Maybe I haven't. 588 00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:53,813 (WHISPERING) I can't remember. 589 00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:56,349 You can't remember, huh? Nah. 590 00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:58,651 Well, maybe this'll jog your memory. 591 00:26:58,685 --> 00:26:59,919 (THUDS) BARKEEP: Oh! 592 00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:01,855 Ah! 593 00:27:02,856 --> 00:27:04,570 Oof! 594 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:06,192 Gah! (BARKEEP GRUNTS) 595 00:27:06,226 --> 00:27:08,280 That's better. Remember now? 596 00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:09,229 Yeah, I remember. 597 00:27:09,262 --> 00:27:11,431 He sat in a corner booth. He had a drink. 598 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,699 But that's all I know. 599 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,434 Where do they keep surveillance footage? 600 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,903 (GROANS) In the back. 601 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:19,390 But even I'm not allowed in there. 602 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:23,476 (BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER) 603 00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:26,513 Thank you. 604 00:27:26,546 --> 00:27:27,947 (GLISSANDO) 605 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:31,351 FRANK: And there she was again. 606 00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:33,987 I had to admit, she was beautiful. 607 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,189 She had a body that carried her head around, 608 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,240 and a butt that seemed to say, 609 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:40,126 "Hello, I'm a talking butt." 610 00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:43,960 Elegant? Yeah, I'd say so. 611 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:44,631 (THUDS) Oh! 612 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,933 FRANK: But like a teenager with three babysitting jobs, 613 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:49,402 I didn't need another babysitting job. 614 00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:51,710 Hello, Lieutenant. 615 00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:52,706 What the hell are you doing here? 616 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,374 I'm doing the same thing you are. 617 00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:56,710 I told you I wasn't gonna sit around and wait. 618 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:59,112 Listen, this isn't one of your stories. 619 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:03,830 Average civilian women don't suddenly solve crimes. 620 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:04,417 Oh, you read my book. 621 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:06,553 What'd you think? 622 00:28:06,586 --> 00:28:08,388 I think it's a fantasy. 623 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,724 A woman puts on a wig and sunglasses 624 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,492 and suddenly she's an **a***n? 625 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:13,893 But did you enjoy it? 626 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,229 It had some good parts. 627 00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:18,431 CANE: Ah! 628 00:28:18,465 --> 00:28:19,866 Lieutenant Drebin. 629 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:22,402 Does he know you're Simon's sister? 630 00:28:22,435 --> 00:28:24,804 No. Good. Let's keep it that way. 631 00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:26,306 What a wonderful surprise. 632 00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:28,141 Fine, thank you. 633 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,176 Beautiful place you've got here. 634 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:31,911 Can't smell the dead animals at all. 635 00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:32,912 Thank you. 636 00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:35,248 Uh, can I get you a drink? 637 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,117 Just water. And sparkling. 638 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,885 (SNAPS FINGERS) (CRACKLING) 639 00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:44,290 And who is this stunning creature? 640 00:28:44,324 --> 00:28:45,925 I don't believe we've met. 641 00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:48,728 Well, I'm-- Uh, th... this is Miss... 642 00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:50,230 Cherry... 643 00:28:51,364 --> 00:28:52,532 Roosevelt... 644 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:56,169 Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti. 645 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,400 What an interesting name. Yes. (NERVOUS GIGGLE) 646 00:28:58,705 --> 00:28:59,706 Thank you. 647 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,841 So, Lieutenant, what brings you here? 648 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:05,345 I was hoping you could let me take a look at your security footage. 649 00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:07,147 Oh. May I ask why? 650 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,481 Go right ahead. 651 00:29:12,886 --> 00:29:14,120 Uh... 652 00:29:14,154 --> 00:29:16,122 Unfortunately, I can't show you security footage. 653 00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:18,358 Our members trust that we will provide them 654 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:20,727 with the highest level of privacy. 655 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,262 I hope you understand. 656 00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:23,363 I'm starting to. 657 00:29:24,464 --> 00:29:26,199 Well, thank you so much for the drink. 658 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:28,501 It's getting late. We really must be going. 659 00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:29,703 So soon? 660 00:29:29,736 --> 00:29:32,720 I hope you're not leaving, too, Miss Spaghetti. 661 00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,574 Oh, well, I-- Yes, she's leaving, too. 662 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,910 Early morning at Disneyland tomorrow. 663 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,545 She's one of those Disney adults. 664 00:29:38,578 --> 00:29:42,148 Obsessed, really. Her bed is covered in dolls. 665 00:29:42,182 --> 00:29:45,885 (FORCED CHUCKLE) Oh, Miss Spaghetti, please stay for a drink. 666 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:47,987 Uh, you don't mind, do you, Drebin? 667 00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:49,155 Be my guest. 668 00:29:49,189 --> 00:29:50,757 Wonderful. I'll get a table. 669 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,460 (CANE CHUCKLES) 670 00:29:53,493 --> 00:29:55,662 You get the footage, I'll keep him occupied. 671 00:29:55,695 --> 00:29:57,464 I'm... Absolutely not! 672 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,339 Oh, thank you. 673 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,100 Wow. This place is amazing. 674 00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:12,145 CANE: Ah. Thank you. 675 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:14,481 Miss Spaghetti, may I speak freely? 676 00:30:14,514 --> 00:30:16,416 I'd prefer English. 677 00:30:16,449 --> 00:30:17,951 You're much too sophisticated... (GUARD GRUNTS) 678 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,686 ...for the likes of Frank Drebin. 679 00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:21,955 Oh. I'm not with Drebin. 680 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:24,570 Oh. Well, that's wonderful news! (GUARD GRUNTING) 681 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:25,592 (CANE CHUCKLES) GUARD: Oof! 682 00:30:26,526 --> 00:30:27,794 (PAINED GROAN) 683 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:34,601 Cheers. 684 00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:36,136 From Bill Cosby's private estate. 685 00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:38,204 BETH: Mm. (SPITS DRINK) 686 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:40,730 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 687 00:30:51,618 --> 00:30:53,353 (FLOORBOARD CREAKS) (TENSE MUSIC STOPS) 688 00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:56,189 (TENSE MUSIC RESUMES) 689 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:00,994 (DUCK QUACKS, WINGS FLAPPING) (TENSE MUSIC STOPS) 690 00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:05,310 (TENSE MUSIC RESUMES) 691 00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:09,235 Gah! Oof! (TENSE MUSIC STOPS) 692 00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:12,472 (FRANK GRUNTING) (THUDS) 693 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:13,807 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 694 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,608 (PAINED GROANS) 695 00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:18,780 (FRANK GRUNTS) 696 00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:20,413 That hurt! (CELLPHONE RINGS) 697 00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:23,183 FRANK: (WHISPERING) Shoot! (CELLPHONE BEEPS) 698 00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:25,985 Mom, Mom, now is not a good time. 699 00:31:26,190 --> 00:31:28,321 Mom, please, I'll call you back. 700 00:31:28,355 --> 00:31:30,990 I got to go. I got to go. I got to go now. 701 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,590 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 702 00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:34,828 BETH: So, tell me, 703 00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:36,763 what have you been working on lately? 704 00:31:36,796 --> 00:31:39,632 Oh, let's not talk about work. Let's talk about play. 705 00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:41,101 (CANE CHUCKLES) 706 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:42,268 (INAUDIBLE) 707 00:31:42,302 --> 00:31:44,237 Uh, do you like jazz, Miss Spaghetti? 708 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,972 Like it? Hm. 709 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,907 I love it. I love it. 710 00:31:47,941 --> 00:31:50,710 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 711 00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,212 Sir. Um... 712 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:54,381 (WHISPERING) We've got a problem. 713 00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:55,548 CANE: Not now. 714 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:56,716 GUSTAFSON: No, it's quite... Not now. 715 00:31:57,951 --> 00:32:00,860 Yes, sir. (MIC FEEDBACK WHINES) 716 00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:03,156 This one's for my electric new friend, 717 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:05,358 Richard Cane. 718 00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:07,193 (CHUCKLING) Wow! 719 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:09,129 Sassafras Chicken in D. 720 00:32:09,162 --> 00:32:11,640 Make it extra lumpy, boys. 721 00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,670 (SCATTING) 722 00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:28,982 FRANK: I've always said fighting is a lot like jazz music. 723 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:30,517 A scat-like improv 724 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:33,887 where one lets imagination take control of their body. 725 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,321 (CRIES OUT) 726 00:32:35,355 --> 00:32:36,456 (PANTING) 727 00:32:36,489 --> 00:32:37,891 (BOTH GRUNTING) 728 00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:39,859 Huh? 729 00:32:39,893 --> 00:32:41,261 (PAINED GROAN) 730 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:44,497 (SCATTING RAPIDLY) 731 00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:50,970 (SLOWING, SOBS) Oh... 732 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,305 (SHARP INHALE) I'm fine. 733 00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:54,341 (CHUCKLES) (YIPS AND HOWLS) 734 00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:56,943 (BOTH GRUNTING) 735 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,648 (GRUNTING) (DING) 736 00:33:01,681 --> 00:33:03,216 (GRUNTING) (DING) 737 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:04,651 (GRUNTING) (DING) 738 00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:06,419 (HONKS) (BETH SCATTING) 739 00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:12,258 (SCATTING CONTINUES) 740 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:13,893 Yeah! (LAUGHS) 741 00:33:13,927 --> 00:33:15,628 (BETH SCATTING OVER MONITOR) 742 00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:17,664 (GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING) 743 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,844 There's two things I love. My stay-at-home girlfriend 744 00:33:30,877 --> 00:33:32,278 and Gorilla Nut... Come on. 745 00:33:32,312 --> 00:33:34,547 ...enhanced drink supplement for men. 746 00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:36,160 Don't follow fad diets and fake workouts. 747 00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:37,550 (SIGHS) You want to get ripped? 748 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:40,200 All you need is Muscle Slime. Rub it on and-- 749 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,610 Well, look at that. 750 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:55,969 And who are you, my secret eavesdropping friend? 751 00:33:59,572 --> 00:34:02,108 Douglas O'Reilly, investigative journalist, 752 00:34:02,142 --> 00:34:03,643 L.A. Chronicle. (MONITOR BEEPS) 753 00:34:04,844 --> 00:34:06,813 (MEN SHOUTING ON MONITOR) Shoot. 754 00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:11,751 (BEEPING) 755 00:34:11,785 --> 00:34:13,553 (HOWLING AND YIPPING SHRILLY) 756 00:34:14,621 --> 00:34:15,955 (ALARM SOUNDS) 757 00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:17,223 (INDISTINCT CROWD CHATTER) 758 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,328 (CANE CLEARS THROAT) 759 00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:25,331 It seems Mr. Drebin might be more of a problem than we thought. 760 00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:27,000 I want you to keep an eye on him. 761 00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:29,769 And make sure he doesn't cause any more distractions. 762 00:34:29,803 --> 00:34:30,704 Yes, sir. 763 00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:34,841 (NOTIFICATION BUZZES) 764 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,783 Davis. This better be good. 765 00:34:44,984 --> 00:34:46,820 He did what? 766 00:34:46,853 --> 00:34:49,220 Get me Drebin this instant! 767 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:51,725 Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but you have to listen to me. 768 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,393 There's something deeper going on here. 769 00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:54,861 (SHUSHES) 770 00:34:54,894 --> 00:34:56,663 (WHISPERING) You wake up my husband, I swear to God... 771 00:34:56,696 --> 00:34:59,499 (WHISPERING) I'm sorry. What the hell were you thinking, Drebin? 772 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:01,534 Richard Cane is a very powerful man. 773 00:35:01,568 --> 00:35:04,400 And he makes a lot of hefty donations to this city, 774 00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:05,972 including the new car you're driving. 775 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,273 Richard Cane is dirty. 776 00:35:07,307 --> 00:35:09,776 He's involved with the Simon Davenport murder. 777 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:11,811 And by the way, the bank job, too! 778 00:35:11,845 --> 00:35:14,140 You're still working the bank job? 779 00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:15,849 That's it. You're suspended! 780 00:35:15,882 --> 00:35:18,510 (LOUDLY) Suspended? (SHUSHES) 781 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,986 What did I say about waking Ronald? 782 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,555 He has a Fitzgerald presentation tomorrow. (SNORING) 783 00:35:22,589 --> 00:35:27,694 And if Morimoto doesn't accept his vertical-integration pitch, 784 00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:31,531 Bill Cantor will leapfrog him for the third year in a row. 785 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:33,633 But Ronald trained Bill. Exactly! 786 00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,235 I've got no choice. 787 00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:37,337 I'm putting you on ice. Two weeks. 788 00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:38,405 Effective immediately. 789 00:35:38,438 --> 00:35:39,739 Now get out. (SIGHS) 790 00:35:41,174 --> 00:35:43,510 (WHISPERING) We're all rooting for you, Ronald. 791 00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:44,944 Give 'em hell tomorrow. 792 00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:48,815 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 793 00:35:59,526 --> 00:36:00,560 BETH: Rough night? (GASPS) 794 00:36:01,928 --> 00:36:03,763 Oh. It's you. 795 00:36:03,797 --> 00:36:06,433 Now tell me. What'd you see on the security footage? 796 00:36:06,466 --> 00:36:08,601 Listen. I feel for you. I really do. 797 00:36:08,635 --> 00:36:11,370 But I had to beat up a lot of henchmen tonight. 798 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:12,706 Men with daughters! 799 00:36:12,739 --> 00:36:14,908 Oh, come on. You wouldn't even have seen it if I didn't help you. 800 00:36:14,941 --> 00:36:16,409 Help me? That's rich. 801 00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:20,447 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm tired, I'm hungry. 802 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,815 Goodnight, Miss Davenport. 803 00:36:31,691 --> 00:36:32,859 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 804 00:36:32,892 --> 00:36:35,161 ♪ Standin' here beside you 805 00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:37,297 ♪ Want so much to give you 806 00:36:37,330 --> 00:36:40,333 ♪ This love in my heart That I'm feeling for you 807 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:41,301 (WHOOSHING) 808 00:36:43,570 --> 00:36:46,139 FEMALE SINGER: ♪ Let 'em say we're crazy 809 00:36:46,172 --> 00:36:48,241 ♪ I don't care about that 810 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:53,179 ♪ Put your hand in my hand Baby, don't ever look back 811 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:58,418 ♪ Let the world around us Just fall apart 812 00:36:58,451 --> 00:37:02,522 ♪ Baby, we can make it If we're heart to heart 813 00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:04,240 (WHOOSHING) 814 00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:07,894 ♪ And we can build This dream together 815 00:37:07,927 --> 00:37:10,430 ♪ Standing strong forever 816 00:37:10,463 --> 00:37:14,367 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now 817 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:17,904 ♪ And if this world Runs out of lovers 818 00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:20,607 ♪ We'll still have each other 819 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,760 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us 820 00:37:23,109 --> 00:37:25,545 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now 821 00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:27,414 (INHALER PUFFS) 822 00:37:27,447 --> 00:37:29,149 ♪ Whoa, whoa 823 00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:31,151 (THUNDER CLAPS) (PUFFING) 824 00:37:31,184 --> 00:37:32,686 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 825 00:37:34,621 --> 00:37:36,189 (BETH SCREAMING) 826 00:37:37,891 --> 00:37:38,792 (GASPING) 827 00:37:38,825 --> 00:37:40,260 (FRANK PANTING) 828 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,730 (GASPING, WHEEZING) 829 00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:47,434 (CLICKS) (INHALES) 830 00:37:48,702 --> 00:37:49,703 (CLICKING) 831 00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:58,845 (METAL CLINKS, ECHOES) 832 00:38:02,716 --> 00:38:06,686 ♪ And we can build This dream together 833 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,589 ♪ Standing strong forever 834 00:38:10,824 --> 00:38:13,126 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 835 00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:15,729 FRANK: After a relaxing weekend away with Beth... 836 00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:17,163 CYCLIST: (SCREAMS) Not again! 837 00:38:17,197 --> 00:38:19,265 ...it was time to get back to the case. 838 00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:21,434 So I called the L.A. Chronicle news desk 839 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,503 to follow up on Douglas O'Reilly, 840 00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:26,106 but was informed that he hadn't made it into work. 841 00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:27,774 So I headed to his apartment. 842 00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,845 Douglas O'Reilly? 843 00:38:31,878 --> 00:38:34,547 Lieutenant Frank Drebin here, Police Squad. 844 00:38:38,218 --> 00:38:39,452 (DOOR CREAKS) 845 00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:43,490 Hello? 846 00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:47,827 Anyone home? 847 00:38:49,629 --> 00:38:50,964 (SQUELCH) 848 00:38:50,997 --> 00:38:53,266 Oh, no. 849 00:38:53,299 --> 00:38:56,736 Hey, Douglas, I stepped in some kind of red liquid! 850 00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:58,471 You got any paper towels? 851 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,420 I'm dragging it all over your place. 852 00:39:04,377 --> 00:39:05,912 Huh. 853 00:39:05,945 --> 00:39:07,914 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 854 00:39:07,947 --> 00:39:10,517 I picked up your knife for you! 855 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:11,951 Where do you want it? 856 00:39:14,154 --> 00:39:15,555 (READING) 857 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,620 (CLICKS) 858 00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:24,330 Lieutenant Frank Drebin. 859 00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:25,965 I did it. (CLICKS) 860 00:39:26,866 --> 00:39:28,635 Okay. (OBJECTS CLATTER) 861 00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:32,572 O'Reilly, that you? 862 00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:43,316 O'Reilly? 863 00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:46,453 (GASPS) 864 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,528 And that's when it hit me. 865 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:58,310 Like an idiot's finished jigsaw puzzle, 866 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,467 I was being framed. 867 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,235 I needed to clean the crime scene. 868 00:40:02,268 --> 00:40:04,370 No body, no crime. (GROANS) 869 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:05,405 (FAN RATTLES) 870 00:40:05,438 --> 00:40:07,140 (BLOOD SPURTS) (GROANS) 871 00:40:07,173 --> 00:40:08,742 Hiding the body was no longer an option. 872 00:40:08,775 --> 00:40:09,976 COP: Freeze! 873 00:40:10,977 --> 00:40:11,945 It's not what it looks like! 874 00:40:11,978 --> 00:40:13,380 (GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING) 875 00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:14,247 (BODY THUDS) 876 00:40:18,618 --> 00:40:19,452 He's running! 877 00:40:22,389 --> 00:40:24,900 (PANTING) Car, drive. 878 00:40:28,928 --> 00:40:31,498 Thank you, car. (CAR DINGS) 879 00:40:31,531 --> 00:40:33,166 (LATCHES CLICK, ELECTRIC ENGINE WHIRS) What the... 880 00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:35,402 (ACCELERATING) 881 00:40:36,269 --> 00:40:37,570 Car, stop it. 882 00:40:38,171 --> 00:40:39,406 I said stop! 883 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:41,808 Hello, Drebin. Mind if I take the wheel? 884 00:40:41,841 --> 00:40:43,610 Cane. What's going on? 885 00:40:43,643 --> 00:40:45,445 I've taken control of the car. 886 00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:46,946 It's a little trick I have 887 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:48,448 for when I want to fix mistakes. 888 00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:50,250 So that's how Davenport died. 889 00:40:50,283 --> 00:40:52,452 He didn't drive himself off a cliff, you did. 890 00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:54,120 Now you're getting somewhere, Detective. 891 00:40:54,154 --> 00:40:56,756 But not before he spilled your secrets to that reporter. 892 00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,158 So you went and killed him, too. 893 00:40:58,191 --> 00:41:00,326 I didn't kill him, Frank. You did. 894 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,295 You're the crazy cop who stabbed the reporter 895 00:41:02,328 --> 00:41:04,970 and then drove himself into the ocean. 896 00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:05,498 The hell I am. (HANDLE CLICKING) 897 00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:08,101 There's no escape, Drebin. 898 00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:10,370 I'm just a little sad that you won't be there 899 00:41:10,403 --> 00:41:12,639 to see what I have in store when the New Year's Eve balls drop. 900 00:41:12,672 --> 00:41:14,841 Oh, well. Have a nice trip. 901 00:41:14,874 --> 00:41:16,676 (LINE DISCONNECTS) (PHONE CLICKS ON TABLE) 902 00:41:16,676 --> 00:41:18,244 (ELECTRIC ENGINE WHIRS) 903 00:41:18,278 --> 00:41:19,379 (BEEPING) 904 00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:21,314 (CHIMES) 905 00:41:30,657 --> 00:41:31,758 (GRUNTS) (GLASS SHATTERS) 906 00:41:42,469 --> 00:41:44,804 Move! Move, move! 907 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:45,905 (YELPS) 908 00:41:47,741 --> 00:41:48,775 (GRUNTING) 909 00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:51,644 (BUZZING) FRANK: Bees? 910 00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:53,246 No. No. No! 911 00:41:54,814 --> 00:41:56,490 (BUZZING) 912 00:41:56,816 --> 00:41:57,951 (ACCELERATING) 913 00:42:01,755 --> 00:42:03,656 Move! Out of the way! Move! 914 00:42:11,765 --> 00:42:13,660 (BEEPING) 915 00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:18,872 (CLIPPY READING) 916 00:42:18,905 --> 00:42:20,840 What? Open the doors! 917 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:22,242 CLIPPY: You got it! (DINGS) 918 00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:26,460 (GRUNTS) 919 00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:32,185 Frank! Are you okay? Where are you? 920 00:42:32,218 --> 00:42:34,788 Never mind that. I know how Simon Davenport was killed. 921 00:42:34,821 --> 00:42:37,570 It was Richard Cane. He drove him off the cliff. 922 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:39,225 Well, there's a warrant out for your arrest. 923 00:42:39,259 --> 00:42:41,227 (OVER PHONE) They're claiming that you killed a reporter. 924 00:42:41,261 --> 00:42:42,128 Say it isn't so. 925 00:42:42,162 --> 00:42:43,263 It ain't so, Ed. 926 00:42:43,296 --> 00:42:44,597 There's another thing, Frank. 927 00:42:44,631 --> 00:42:46,433 The mayor got wind of this whole mess 928 00:42:46,466 --> 00:42:48,501 and they're pulling our funding. What? 929 00:42:48,535 --> 00:42:50,737 Police Squad is shut down effective immediately. 930 00:42:50,770 --> 00:42:53,273 This is all because of me. I'll fix this. 931 00:42:53,306 --> 00:42:55,275 Do me a favor, Frank. Lay low. You got it. 932 00:42:55,308 --> 00:42:56,176 Thank you, Ed. 933 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:57,744 (SIGHS) 934 00:42:58,912 --> 00:43:00,313 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 935 00:43:04,951 --> 00:43:06,619 FRANK: Excuse me, do you have a phone I could use? 936 00:43:07,587 --> 00:43:08,655 Thanks. 937 00:43:10,156 --> 00:43:11,324 FRANK: As soon as I could, 938 00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:13,393 I called Beth to break her the news. 939 00:43:13,426 --> 00:43:16,930 It wasn't easy, but I hoped it would bring her some peace. 940 00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:19,299 Thanks. 941 00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:21,634 What the hell, man? 942 00:43:28,274 --> 00:43:29,376 Oh, Frank. 943 00:43:30,510 --> 00:43:31,644 Thank you. 944 00:43:32,679 --> 00:43:35,248 God, you're hurt. It's nothing. 945 00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:36,583 Don't be silly. Come in. 946 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,223 This is all I could find. 947 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:45,992 Might sting a bit. 948 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,660 Go for it. 949 00:43:48,628 --> 00:43:50,463 (WINCES) 950 00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:52,999 It's okay. Keep going. Okay. 951 00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:56,603 Cane said he had something big in store tomorrow for New Year's Eve. 952 00:43:56,636 --> 00:44:01,274 I'm willing to bet it's whatever Simon was trying to warn us about. 953 00:44:01,307 --> 00:44:02,876 What do you mean, something big? 954 00:44:02,909 --> 00:44:04,477 (GRINDING) I don't know. 955 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:05,845 But people could be in danger. 956 00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:07,681 I see. 957 00:44:07,714 --> 00:44:09,349 Frank, I have a confession. 958 00:44:09,382 --> 00:44:11,117 When my brother called me before he died, 959 00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:13,119 he told me some things that I haven't told you. 960 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:15,388 Go on. 961 00:44:15,422 --> 00:44:17,657 He told me he was working on some kind of therapeutic device. 962 00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:19,492 Something to calm people down. 963 00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:21,795 But he was worried now that someone could use it to do the opposite. 964 00:44:21,828 --> 00:44:24,330 Calm people up? He didn't say. 965 00:44:24,364 --> 00:44:26,766 He just told me that if anything were to happen to him, 966 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,537 I needed to do whatever it took to stop the device. 967 00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:32,138 Those were his last words to me. 968 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,741 So that's why you inserted yourself into my investigation. 969 00:44:34,774 --> 00:44:36,420 Well, at first. 970 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,211 And that's why you showed up at the Bengal Club. 971 00:44:38,244 --> 00:44:39,979 Yes. 972 00:44:40,130 --> 00:44:42,382 And that's why you pretended to love me. No! 973 00:44:42,415 --> 00:44:43,650 Frank... 974 00:44:43,683 --> 00:44:45,352 No, how could you say that? 975 00:44:45,385 --> 00:44:48,655 I can't believe I opened myself up to love again. 976 00:44:48,688 --> 00:44:52,592 I wrote that whole song about it. I rented studio space! 977 00:44:54,728 --> 00:44:56,960 Don't go, please. 978 00:44:57,764 --> 00:44:58,898 Frank, please. 979 00:44:59,532 --> 00:45:00,533 Look at me. 980 00:45:04,938 --> 00:45:05,805 What is that? 981 00:45:06,806 --> 00:45:08,508 What? (SCOFFS) 982 00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:14,381 That. 983 00:45:14,414 --> 00:45:16,683 That's my TiVo that I lent you yesterday 984 00:45:16,716 --> 00:45:19,185 so that you could watch season one of Buffy. 985 00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:21,540 So that you could start getting my references. 986 00:45:21,870 --> 00:45:22,722 I know that, Frank. 987 00:45:22,756 --> 00:45:25,392 And I specifically told you not to plug it into the internet. 988 00:45:25,425 --> 00:45:27,193 Oh. "Oh?" 989 00:45:27,227 --> 00:45:29,362 That's an Ethernet cord 990 00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:32,599 going from my TiVo directly into your router, 991 00:45:32,632 --> 00:45:33,933 where the internet comes from! 992 00:45:33,967 --> 00:45:35,435 I was just trying to plug it into the electricity. 993 00:45:35,468 --> 00:45:36,803 And now they might be expired. 994 00:45:36,836 --> 00:45:38,204 That means gone! 995 00:45:39,139 --> 00:45:40,607 No musical special. 996 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,577 No Xander. No Spike. No Cordelia Chase. 997 00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,946 No Daniel "Oz" Osbourne. 998 00:45:46,980 --> 00:45:49,949 No Willow-meets-her-doppelganger episode. Nothing! 999 00:45:49,983 --> 00:45:51,217 Sorry, I didn't know they were so-- (INTERRUPTS) 1000 00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:55,555 Frank, we're in the middle of an important-- (INTERRUPTS) 1001 00:45:55,588 --> 00:45:56,956 Just stand there. 1002 00:45:56,990 --> 00:45:59,292 (TiVo CHIRPING) 1003 00:46:02,996 --> 00:46:03,930 (SCOFFS) 1004 00:46:05,832 --> 00:46:06,700 They're gone! 1005 00:46:07,467 --> 00:46:09,269 (PHONE RINGS) 1006 00:46:09,302 --> 00:46:10,937 BETH: It's okay. It's just the landline. 1007 00:46:10,970 --> 00:46:11,905 I'll get it. 1008 00:46:14,808 --> 00:46:15,842 Hello. 1009 00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:17,610 It's Ed. I've got something. 1010 00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:18,945 Okay. 1011 00:46:18,978 --> 00:46:20,213 I'll be right there. 1012 00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:31,458 FRANK: Ed had dug through the bank footage 1013 00:46:31,491 --> 00:46:34,294 and identified a man who'd slipped out the back, 1014 00:46:34,327 --> 00:46:38,164 who also happened to be Cane's head of security and right-hand man. 1015 00:46:38,198 --> 00:46:41,634 If anyone knew Cane's plan, it would be him. (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 1016 00:46:41,668 --> 00:46:44,137 We needed to get him alone and put the squeeze on. 1017 00:46:44,170 --> 00:46:47,107 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) FRANK: But we had to do it in our own way, 1018 00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:49,175 off the books. We're on our way now. 1019 00:46:51,644 --> 00:46:53,413 You're not my normal driver. 1020 00:46:55,315 --> 00:46:58,118 (DOOR CLOSES) This isn't my normal car. 1021 00:46:58,151 --> 00:47:00,286 (HISSES) 1022 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,220 That's not my normal gas. 1023 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,226 This isn't the normal way I fall asleep. (GROANS) 1024 00:47:10,196 --> 00:47:13,533 (MONITOR BEEPING) 1025 00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:18,471 (GUSTAFSON SIGHS) 1026 00:47:23,543 --> 00:47:25,679 NURSE: Hello, doctor? He's waking up. 1027 00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:28,615 What day is it? NURSE: January 2nd. 1028 00:47:28,648 --> 00:47:30,450 You've been here for three days. 1029 00:47:30,483 --> 00:47:31,851 Three days? 1030 00:47:31,885 --> 00:47:33,620 (EXHALES) What the... 1031 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:36,790 Can you turn that up, please? 1032 00:47:37,857 --> 00:47:40,600 That won't be necessary, nurse. 1033 00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:42,996 Hello, Mr. Gustafson. 1034 00:47:43,697 --> 00:47:44,597 You! 1035 00:47:44,631 --> 00:47:46,266 Surprised to see me? 1036 00:47:46,299 --> 00:47:48,668 Your little plan, it didn't work out. 1037 00:47:48,702 --> 00:47:51,538 We stopped it. The good guys won. 1038 00:47:51,571 --> 00:47:53,390 Cane's in jail. 1039 00:47:53,730 --> 00:47:55,975 And here's the bad news for you. He's singing. 1040 00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:59,512 He told us you killed Simon Davenport and that reporter. 1041 00:47:59,546 --> 00:48:01,848 There's talk you might get the chair for this. 1042 00:48:01,881 --> 00:48:03,550 You're lying. Am I? 1043 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:06,319 Mm-hmm. Then tell me what really happened. 1044 00:48:06,353 --> 00:48:07,420 (SCOFFS) Yeah, right. 1045 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:11,958 Tough guy, huh? 1046 00:48:11,991 --> 00:48:16,296 You know what happens to big pretty boys like you in San Quentin? 1047 00:48:16,329 --> 00:48:18,631 Ooh! They're gonna love you. 1048 00:48:18,665 --> 00:48:20,200 What are you talking about? 1049 00:48:20,233 --> 00:48:22,268 Oh, yeah. I've seen it a hundred times. 1050 00:48:22,302 --> 00:48:26,473 Massive cutie pie like you? You'll be very popular. 1051 00:48:26,506 --> 00:48:31,770 First day in, probably have your mugshot go viral online. 1052 00:48:31,111 --> 00:48:32,679 The "***y jailbird." 1053 00:48:32,712 --> 00:48:34,581 Congrats, you're famous. 1054 00:48:34,614 --> 00:48:36,182 Okay. 1055 00:48:36,216 --> 00:48:39,285 Then one day, your new fan army finds a legal loophole, 1056 00:48:39,319 --> 00:48:42,756 and suddenly, you're free! You're back on the streets! 1057 00:48:42,789 --> 00:48:44,391 That's... That's not bad. 1058 00:48:44,424 --> 00:48:46,593 Only now, you've got an image to uphold. 1059 00:48:46,626 --> 00:48:48,495 The "***y jailbird." 1060 00:48:48,528 --> 00:48:51,664 Say goodbye to carbs. Hello, intermittent fasting. 1061 00:48:51,698 --> 00:48:55,235 You like ramen? Well, it's all broth for you, baby! 1062 00:48:55,268 --> 00:48:58,705 Not to mention, there's a new ***y jailbird now. 1063 00:48:58,738 --> 00:49:01,374 And he's all about body positivity. 1064 00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:03,943 He's eating burgers on the prison Instagram 1065 00:49:03,977 --> 00:49:06,146 while you're starving to death. No. 1066 00:49:06,179 --> 00:49:08,915 But your brand is skinny. You can't change course now! 1067 00:49:08,948 --> 00:49:10,316 So you decide to end it. 1068 00:49:11,151 --> 00:49:12,786 Bang! Bullet in the head! 1069 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:15,422 I wouldn't do that. But you miss. 1070 00:49:15,455 --> 00:49:17,991 You only get the part of the brain that regulates farts. 1071 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:19,759 No. Now you're a new meme, 1072 00:49:19,793 --> 00:49:22,950 "farting guy." Is that what you want? 1073 00:49:22,128 --> 00:49:23,697 To be "farting guy"? No. 1074 00:49:23,730 --> 00:49:25,165 Come on, tell me, farting guy! No. No. 1075 00:49:25,198 --> 00:49:26,132 You love it! No! 1076 00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,801 Tell me! You love it! Stop it! 1077 00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:30,370 It was all Cane's plan! It wasn't my plan! 1078 00:49:31,671 --> 00:49:33,306 What was? 1079 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:35,342 He wanted to blast a frequency 1080 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:39,279 that would infect people's brains and turn them into savages. 1081 00:49:39,312 --> 00:49:42,916 And where was he gonna do that? At the WWFC fight. 1082 00:49:42,949 --> 00:49:44,617 Downtown, midnight. 1083 00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:45,852 Where was he gonna put the device? 1084 00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:48,121 In the New Year's balls. 1085 00:49:49,389 --> 00:49:50,357 The balls. 1086 00:49:51,191 --> 00:49:53,326 Hey... where you going? 1087 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,694 I want a lawyer, okay? 1088 00:49:54,728 --> 00:49:57,300 I'm sorry that we framed you! I'm sorry! 1089 00:49:57,630 --> 00:49:59,199 Did you get all that? BARNES: Every word. 1090 00:49:59,232 --> 00:50:00,767 (POWER SWITCH CLICKS) 1091 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,277 We don't have much time. It's only 90 minutes till New Year's. 1092 00:50:11,311 --> 00:50:12,512 What? What is happening? 1093 00:50:12,545 --> 00:50:14,614 How is getting a confession like this legal? 1094 00:50:14,647 --> 00:50:17,584 Sometimes to get the job done, you have to break the law. 1095 00:50:17,617 --> 00:50:18,752 I do it all the time. 1096 00:50:18,785 --> 00:50:20,220 Huh. 1097 00:50:20,253 --> 00:50:22,222 Did we get all that? MAN: We got it. 1098 00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:26,793 Huh? 1099 00:50:29,963 --> 00:50:31,564 BARNES: Internal Affairs. 1100 00:50:31,598 --> 00:50:33,867 You're under arrest for the illegal detainment of Sig Gustafson. 1101 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:37,637 No! Ah! So you set me up. Impressive. 1102 00:50:37,671 --> 00:50:39,500 Uh, just one thing, 1103 00:50:39,390 --> 00:50:41,141 how were you able to build these sets so quickly? 1104 00:50:41,174 --> 00:50:42,809 I just told some city contractors 1105 00:50:42,842 --> 00:50:45,578 that I'd pull their licenses if they didn't help us. 1106 00:50:45,612 --> 00:50:47,914 Did you get all that? MAN: Loud and clear. 1107 00:50:47,947 --> 00:50:50,183 (ELECTRONIC WARBLING) 1108 00:50:52,318 --> 00:50:55,355 Hector Gutierrez, Department of Occupational Safety and Health. 1109 00:50:55,388 --> 00:50:57,590 Officer Barnes, you are under arrest. 1110 00:50:57,624 --> 00:51:00,260 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1111 00:51:02,128 --> 00:51:03,697 (BRAKES SQUEAL) (GRUNTING) 1112 00:51:03,730 --> 00:51:05,598 (CROWD CHEERING) 1113 00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:09,502 What are you doing? (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1114 00:51:13,206 --> 00:51:14,607 (HORN BLOWING) ANNOUNCER 1: Five minutes down. 1115 00:51:14,641 --> 00:51:17,410 There is the horn signifying the end of round one. 1116 00:51:17,444 --> 00:51:19,579 ANNOUNCER 2: This crowd is not happy, Jon. 1117 00:51:19,612 --> 00:51:21,214 All right, very exciting stuff, 1118 00:51:21,247 --> 00:51:22,549 but we are now thrilled to be joined in the broadcast booth 1119 00:51:22,582 --> 00:51:24,884 by one of the most vicious bare-knuckle brawlers 1120 00:51:24,918 --> 00:51:27,787 from the first season of WWFC, 1121 00:51:27,821 --> 00:51:30,824 Dan "The Bloody Widowmaker" Daly. Welcome, Dan. 1122 00:51:31,424 --> 00:51:32,892 It's weird. 1123 00:51:32,926 --> 00:51:36,129 I, uh... I left my wife at home and she was wearing makeup. 1124 00:51:36,162 --> 00:51:37,931 Said she didn't have any plans. 1125 00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:40,200 What do you think that's about? 1126 00:51:40,233 --> 00:51:42,569 I don't know. Me, neither. 1127 00:51:42,602 --> 00:51:44,437 And of course, none of this would be possible 1128 00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:45,605 without tonight's sponsor, 1129 00:51:45,638 --> 00:51:47,741 EdenTech's Richard Cane. 1130 00:51:47,774 --> 00:51:49,642 (APPLAUSE) 1131 00:51:51,945 --> 00:51:55,315 The boys in the lab loaned me these special earplugs. 1132 00:51:55,348 --> 00:51:57,170 They block digital frequency. 1133 00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:59,686 So if that bomb does go off, we're protected. 1134 00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:00,820 Nice work. 1135 00:52:01,621 --> 00:52:02,989 Now, where's Cane? 1136 00:52:03,230 --> 00:52:04,157 Cane is in the skybox. 1137 00:52:04,190 --> 00:52:06,326 And what about backup? There is no backup. 1138 00:52:06,359 --> 00:52:08,261 What? You're wanted for murder. 1139 00:52:08,294 --> 00:52:09,629 But Gustafson confessed. 1140 00:52:09,662 --> 00:52:10,897 We coerced him. 1141 00:52:10,930 --> 00:52:12,399 Haven't you ever heard of the Miranda rights? 1142 00:52:12,432 --> 00:52:15,402 What? I'm pretty sure it's Carrie that writes. 1143 00:52:15,435 --> 00:52:16,836 Miranda is a lawyer. 1144 00:52:16,870 --> 00:52:20,306 Charlotte's an art dealer. And Samantha's a *****. 1145 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:21,875 What? What is it? 1146 00:52:21,908 --> 00:52:24,978 I've been trying to call Beth for hours. She's not picking up. 1147 00:52:25,110 --> 00:52:26,446 I just hope she's okay. 1148 00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:28,782 EMCEE: Live... 1149 00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:34,320 from scary downtown Los Angeles, 1150 00:52:34,354 --> 00:52:40,930 this is the main event of the evening! 1151 00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:42,729 (EMCEE CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1152 00:52:43,563 --> 00:52:46,666 Hmm. (PEELING) 1153 00:52:49,369 --> 00:52:50,503 Yeah. 1154 00:52:50,537 --> 00:52:51,504 GUARD: Sir? Yes? 1155 00:52:53,773 --> 00:52:55,575 Oh! Please. 1156 00:52:57,844 --> 00:52:59,412 Can I help you? 1157 00:53:00,914 --> 00:53:02,582 Remember me? 1158 00:53:02,615 --> 00:53:06,753 Well, hello, Miss Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti. 1159 00:53:06,786 --> 00:53:07,854 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I, uh, 1160 00:53:07,887 --> 00:53:09,222 love your new look. BETH: Thank you. 1161 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,624 Please. Join me. 1162 00:53:11,658 --> 00:53:13,660 EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen! 1163 00:53:13,693 --> 00:53:17,564 It's... 1164 00:53:17,597 --> 00:53:21,434 time! (CROWD CHEERING) 1165 00:53:23,436 --> 00:53:25,739 Check, check. I'm on my way to the balls. 1166 00:53:25,772 --> 00:53:28,410 Okay, Frank, comms working. 1167 00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:30,910 I'm in position. We have 25 minutes. 1168 00:53:31,611 --> 00:53:33,546 Hey, one beer, please. 1169 00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:34,881 We're closed. 1170 00:53:34,914 --> 00:53:37,384 Man, come on. One beer's not gonna kill you. 1171 00:53:37,417 --> 00:53:38,985 One beer. (LIQUID POURS) 1172 00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:41,521 Get lost. 1173 00:53:41,554 --> 00:53:42,889 How much? 1174 00:53:42,922 --> 00:53:44,924 It's free. Just get the hell out of here. (GASPS) 1175 00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:47,360 FRANK: (OVER COMMS) Ed, do you hear me? I can hear you, Frank. 1176 00:53:47,394 --> 00:53:50,330 Uh-oh. I think one of Cane's goons is up there. FRANK: Come in, Ed. 1177 00:53:50,363 --> 00:53:51,765 Frank, can you hear me? FRANK: Check, check. 1178 00:53:51,798 --> 00:53:54,601 Somebody's up there, Frank! A guy is up there, Frank! 1179 00:53:54,634 --> 00:53:57,370 Oh, God! (SCREAMS) 1180 00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:58,710 What's that, Ed? ED: Oh. 1181 00:53:58,104 --> 00:53:59,706 Uh, never mind. 1182 00:53:59,739 --> 00:54:01,107 Gentlemen, we've been over the rules in the back. 1183 00:54:01,141 --> 00:54:03,376 I expect you to fight clean, fight hard, fight fair. 1184 00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:05,145 All right, the tension in this arena is palpable. 1185 00:54:05,178 --> 00:54:07,113 The moment of truth is here, folks. 1186 00:54:07,147 --> 00:54:09,649 Straight to voicemail. I'll bet she's with Gary. 1187 00:54:09,683 --> 00:54:11,851 Let me use your phone. She won't know your number. 1188 00:54:11,885 --> 00:54:13,687 You ready? Let's get it on! 1189 00:54:14,788 --> 00:54:16,122 (CROWD CHEERING) 1190 00:54:16,156 --> 00:54:19,626 Yeah! Let's go! (CHUCKLES) 1191 00:54:19,659 --> 00:54:23,530 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 1192 00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:26,399 (GROANS) God, I love this. 1193 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,401 Come on! (LAUGHS) 1194 00:54:28,435 --> 00:54:29,936 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1195 00:54:29,969 --> 00:54:31,304 CANE: Wunderbar! 1196 00:54:31,338 --> 00:54:32,339 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 1197 00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:33,940 (GUN CLICKS) 1198 00:54:33,973 --> 00:54:36,643 (GUN CLICKING) 1199 00:54:36,676 --> 00:54:39,312 Read any good books lately, Miss "Spaghetti"? 1200 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,982 Or should I say, Miss Davenport? 1201 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,152 I especially like the part where the erudite housewife 1202 00:54:46,186 --> 00:54:49,622 transforms herself into a would-be ******sin seeking revenge, 1203 00:54:51,910 --> 00:54:52,559 hiding a... (GRUNTS) 1204 00:54:53,930 --> 00:54:54,461 ...gun... 1205 00:54:54,494 --> 00:54:55,662 in her garter belt. 1206 00:54:57,630 --> 00:54:59,466 And another... (GASPS) 1207 00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:01,167 ...in the small of her back. 1208 00:55:02,736 --> 00:55:03,670 And a... 1209 00:55:04,504 --> 00:55:05,839 shotgun... (RATTLING) 1210 00:55:06,673 --> 00:55:08,441 ...in her beautiful... 1211 00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:09,609 brunette wig. 1212 00:55:10,176 --> 00:55:11,378 Tie her up. 1213 00:55:11,411 --> 00:55:13,580 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1214 00:55:17,217 --> 00:55:20,487 Okay, Ed... I'm at the balls. 1215 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,989 I'm gonna look for the device. (CHEERING IN DISTANCE) 1216 00:55:25,992 --> 00:55:27,293 ED: Nice work, Frank. 1217 00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:29,295 MAN: Hey, you got free beer? 1218 00:55:29,329 --> 00:55:31,310 No, there's not free-- 1219 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,565 Oh, boy. 1220 00:55:32,599 --> 00:55:34,667 It's got to be in here somewhere. 1221 00:55:34,701 --> 00:55:36,136 (GRUNTS) 1222 00:55:37,671 --> 00:55:41,141 (CLICKS) (ELECTRICAL HUMMING) 1223 00:55:41,174 --> 00:55:42,842 FRANK: Ed, come in. 1224 00:55:42,876 --> 00:55:44,440 Go on, take it and go. 1225 00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:46,780 Uh, Frank, can you hear me? 1226 00:55:46,813 --> 00:55:49,416 ANNOUNCER 2: Coker lands a brutal knee to the chest! 1227 00:55:52,252 --> 00:55:53,453 FRANK: I think I see it, Ed. 1228 00:55:53,486 --> 00:55:55,622 (GRUNTS) (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1229 00:55:55,655 --> 00:55:58,725 All right, it looks as though we're having some technical difficulties 1230 00:55:58,758 --> 00:56:00,226 with the New Year's Eve ball. 1231 00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:02,295 I can't quite reach. 1232 00:56:04,130 --> 00:56:05,799 Uh. (CREAKING) 1233 00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,468 The pants are off! 1234 00:56:08,501 --> 00:56:09,536 (CROWD LAUGHING) 1235 00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:11,971 DAN: All right. I believe the TV networks 1236 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:13,473 have blurred what's happening here. 1237 00:56:13,506 --> 00:56:16,343 So for those of you back home, I will try to paint a picture. 1238 00:56:16,876 --> 00:56:18,945 where we find something quite magnificent. 1239 00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:22,716 fit for the Imperial Court of the Kaiser himself. 1240 00:56:22,782 --> 00:56:25,185 (RATTLES) (GRUNTS) I got it. I got it, Ed. 1241 00:56:25,218 --> 00:56:26,553 (OVER SCREEN) Okay, I'm gonna get out. 1242 00:56:29,890 --> 00:56:30,223 Drebin. 1243 00:56:30,256 --> 00:56:32,559 All right, get security down there now! 1244 00:56:32,592 --> 00:56:33,793 Nothing to see here, folks! 1245 00:56:33,827 --> 00:56:35,795 Police business. Please, carry on. 1246 00:56:35,829 --> 00:56:36,930 All right, buddy, time to go. 1247 00:56:36,930 --> 00:56:38,565 FRANK: (ON MIC) Now listen to me good. 1248 00:56:38,765 --> 00:56:40,266 Drebin! 1249 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:41,534 FRANK: This event is now over. 1250 00:56:41,568 --> 00:56:43,770 Everyone vacate the premises immediately. 1251 00:56:43,803 --> 00:56:45,380 (CROWD BOOING) Now! 1252 00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:46,873 Okay, playtime's over. Give me the mic. 1253 00:56:46,906 --> 00:56:49,209 Don't take another step, buddy! That's it. 1254 00:56:50,377 --> 00:56:51,511 ANNOUNCER 2: Oh! 1255 00:56:51,544 --> 00:56:53,413 Buffer goes down! (CHEERING) 1256 00:56:53,446 --> 00:56:56,160 You like watching a real man kick *** 1257 00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:57,884 (CHEERING) 1258 00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:00,520 Oh! 1259 00:57:00,553 --> 00:57:03,230 ED: (OVER COMMS) Frank, get the hell out of there! You've got company! 1260 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,992 All right. Goodbye, everyone. Uh... 1261 00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:07,594 Have a good night. 1262 00:57:10,463 --> 00:57:12,932 All right, you, you, come with me. 1263 00:57:12,966 --> 00:57:14,934 Tell everybody to put in their frequency plugs. 1264 00:57:14,968 --> 00:57:16,269 And her, too. 1265 00:57:16,302 --> 00:57:17,804 We don't want her going crazy in here, do we? 1266 00:57:17,837 --> 00:57:19,390 ED: What do you see, Frank? 1267 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,207 The device has some lights on it. 1268 00:57:21,241 --> 00:57:23,510 Various holes. Weighs about... 1269 00:57:23,543 --> 00:57:24,911 two-and-a-half chili dogs. 1270 00:57:24,944 --> 00:57:27,747 It's got some sort of timer on it synced up to midnight. 1271 00:57:28,748 --> 00:57:30,850 CANE: Hello, Detective. 1272 00:57:30,884 --> 00:57:32,919 Easy now. Let's have it. (GUN CLICKS) 1273 00:57:32,952 --> 00:57:33,920 Stop right there. 1274 00:57:33,953 --> 00:57:36,156 Don't do it. Make one more move, 1275 00:57:36,189 --> 00:57:39,259 and I'll blow its freaking computer brains all over this floor! 1276 00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:40,427 CANE: Think about it, Drebin. 1277 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:41,995 Everything I'm doing is for guys like us. 1278 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,630 Guys like us? Yes. 1279 00:57:43,663 --> 00:57:46,566 Powerful, righteous men, who actually give a damn. 1280 00:57:47,133 --> 00:57:48,635 Come on, Frank, 1281 00:57:48,668 --> 00:57:51,771 you said it yourself, "The world was better before." 1282 00:57:51,805 --> 00:57:53,273 (CLICKS) (DEVICE BEEPS) 1283 00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:56,376 What have you done? 1284 00:57:56,409 --> 00:57:57,310 (BEEPS) (CHUCKLES) 1285 00:57:57,344 --> 00:57:58,578 (PULSES) 1286 00:57:58,611 --> 00:58:00,113 (BANGING) (MAN SCREAMING) 1287 00:58:00,146 --> 00:58:01,548 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 1288 00:58:01,581 --> 00:58:03,616 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1289 00:58:04,884 --> 00:58:07,187 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) (GRUNTING) 1290 00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:08,822 (BLOWS LANDING) (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1291 00:58:08,855 --> 00:58:10,323 (GRUNTING) 1292 00:58:10,357 --> 00:58:11,224 (SHOUTS) 1293 00:58:19,899 --> 00:58:21,267 (GROANING) 1294 00:58:21,301 --> 00:58:23,336 (SCREAMING) Whoa! Ah! 1295 00:58:23,370 --> 00:58:24,471 (SCREAMING) 1296 00:58:24,504 --> 00:58:26,172 (SHOUTING, GRUNTING) 1297 00:58:28,274 --> 00:58:30,760 (SCREAMING) 1298 00:58:30,110 --> 00:58:31,244 Ahh. 1299 00:58:31,978 --> 00:58:34,614 Get out! Shh! Quiet! 1300 00:58:34,647 --> 00:58:38,485 "Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul." 1301 00:58:38,518 --> 00:58:40,687 ALL: All right. It's a famous quote I got from... 1302 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:41,788 Quotes.com. 1303 00:58:41,821 --> 00:58:43,523 HENCHMAN: Hey, boss! Yeah. 1304 00:58:43,556 --> 00:58:44,724 What do you want me to do with her? 1305 00:58:44,758 --> 00:58:46,626 Leave her here. She'll be dead by morning. 1306 00:58:46,659 --> 00:58:48,495 (GASPS) You fellas know how to ride, right? 1307 00:58:48,528 --> 00:58:49,529 Let's do it! Yeah! 1308 00:58:49,562 --> 00:58:51,998 (ELECTRICAL HUMMING) 1309 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,867 WOMAN: Hold on. (TIRES SCREECHING) 1310 00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:55,435 (GROANING) 1311 00:58:55,468 --> 00:58:57,303 (SHOUTS) (CRASHES) 1312 00:58:57,337 --> 00:59:00,440 WOMAN: Whoa! Whoopsie. Go, go, go. No! 1313 00:59:00,473 --> 00:59:02,609 (SHOUTING) 1314 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:05,645 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1315 00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:06,813 Look at this! 1316 00:59:06,846 --> 00:59:08,214 (LAUGHS) (CRASHES) 1317 00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:14,888 (BEEPS) 1318 00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:16,923 (BEEPING) 1319 00:59:18,291 --> 00:59:19,893 (BEEPS) 1320 00:59:19,926 --> 00:59:21,528 (LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY) 1321 00:59:21,561 --> 00:59:22,762 (CROWD SHOUTING) 1322 00:59:31,271 --> 00:59:32,205 Ahh! 1323 00:59:35,775 --> 00:59:38,345 Stay back! I don't want to hurt you. 1324 00:59:38,378 --> 00:59:40,413 (SHOUTING) (FERGALICIOUS BY FERGIE PLAYING) 1325 00:59:41,381 --> 00:59:42,515 (GROANS) 1326 00:59:45,585 --> 00:59:47,454 (SHOUTS, YELPS) 1327 00:59:47,487 --> 00:59:48,688 (MAGAZINE DROPS, KICKS) (SCREAMS) 1328 00:59:48,722 --> 00:59:49,989 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 1329 00:59:51,424 --> 00:59:54,828 (SHOUTS, GRUNTS) 1330 00:59:54,861 --> 00:59:56,262 (GROANS, GRUNTS) (MAGAZINE CLICKS) 1331 00:59:57,630 --> 00:59:59,632 To the bunker, gentlemen! (EVIL LAUGH) 1332 01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:01,735 (TEETH CRACKING) 1333 01:00:01,768 --> 01:00:02,569 FERGIE: ♪ Hold, hold, hold Hold, hold up! 1334 01:00:02,602 --> 01:00:03,803 ♪ Check it out 1335 01:00:07,807 --> 01:00:09,442 (SQUELCHING) (GROANS) 1336 01:00:13,413 --> 01:00:14,614 FRANK: Come on. Come on. Come on. 1337 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:20,620 (PEOPLE SCREAMING IN DISTANCE) 1338 01:00:25,625 --> 01:00:28,228 (NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYING) 1339 01:00:35,635 --> 01:00:36,536 Daddy? 1340 01:00:36,569 --> 01:00:38,505 (SQUAWKS) 1341 01:00:38,538 --> 01:00:40,807 Help me, Daddy. What do we do? 1342 01:00:43,209 --> 01:00:45,979 (CANE LAUGHS) 1343 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,490 Come on! Weird Al's waiting! (CHUCKLES) 1344 01:00:51,451 --> 01:00:52,986 (OWL SQUAWKS) 1345 01:00:53,190 --> 01:00:56,189 Whoo-hoo! Just like old times. 1346 01:00:56,222 --> 01:00:57,290 (SQUAWKS) 1347 01:00:57,891 --> 01:00:58,692 Come on! 1348 01:01:01,961 --> 01:01:02,896 Let me get this guy first. 1349 01:01:02,929 --> 01:01:04,300 (GROANS) 1350 01:01:05,398 --> 01:01:08,340 Got him! Okay, this guy on the right. 1351 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,690 (GRUNTS) 1352 01:01:09,102 --> 01:01:11,671 Ew. (CAWS) 1353 01:01:11,705 --> 01:01:13,640 Come on, Daddy, enough playing around. 1354 01:01:14,374 --> 01:01:15,241 Oh, thanks. 1355 01:01:16,876 --> 01:01:19,120 That's him! A little lower. 1356 01:01:21,381 --> 01:01:22,449 (OWL HOOTS) 1357 01:01:22,482 --> 01:01:23,316 Okay, here. 1358 01:01:24,617 --> 01:01:25,819 You've got a clear shot. 1359 01:01:29,122 --> 01:01:30,560 Take it! 1360 01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:32,292 (SCREECHES, FARTS) Ahh! 1361 01:01:32,325 --> 01:01:34,994 Whoa! That was so much! 1362 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,130 You still got it, Daddy. (CAWS) 1363 01:01:37,163 --> 01:01:39,499 (GRUNTS) 1364 01:01:39,532 --> 01:01:40,367 (SHOUTING) 1365 01:01:41,668 --> 01:01:43,200 (YELPING) 1366 01:01:45,972 --> 01:01:47,240 Thank you, Daddy! 1367 01:01:47,273 --> 01:01:49,309 (OWL SCREECHING) 1368 01:01:49,342 --> 01:01:51,478 (GROANS) 1369 01:01:52,979 --> 01:01:54,347 (GRUNTS) 1370 01:01:57,170 --> 01:01:58,318 You see what you've done, Cane? 1371 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,256 It's not too late to stop this madness! 1372 01:02:03,289 --> 01:02:05,158 This isn't madness, Drebin. 1373 01:02:05,191 --> 01:02:06,259 This is progress! 1374 01:02:06,292 --> 01:02:07,994 MAN: Progress? 1375 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,597 The needs of the few should never outweigh the needs of the many. 1376 01:02:10,630 --> 01:02:12,632 There was a time when you knew that. 1377 01:02:12,665 --> 01:02:14,234 So it's come to this. 1378 01:02:14,267 --> 01:02:16,302 The culmination of our journey. 1379 01:02:16,336 --> 01:02:19,939 All this... this stuff that's taken place 1380 01:02:19,973 --> 01:02:21,508 between you and me! (TOILET FLUSHES) 1381 01:02:21,541 --> 01:02:23,943 This, uh... Thanks, Dave. I got it from here. 1382 01:02:23,977 --> 01:02:26,646 I'm so sorry. I messed up the lines a little bit. 1383 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,248 No problem. You did great. Yeah. 1384 01:02:28,281 --> 01:02:29,683 See you Sunday? See you Sunday. 1385 01:02:29,716 --> 01:02:31,151 (GRUFFLY) Okay, Cane! 1386 01:02:31,184 --> 01:02:32,318 DAVE: Please, no! Get off me! 1387 01:02:32,352 --> 01:02:35,588 Stop! I'm not even in this movie! 1388 01:02:35,655 --> 01:02:36,823 Somebody! 1389 01:02:36,856 --> 01:02:39,893 Anyway, look at us! Isn't this beautiful? 1390 01:02:39,926 --> 01:02:41,728 Exactly as nature intended. 1391 01:02:41,761 --> 01:02:45,865 Two great Kodiak bears, facing one another 1392 01:02:45,899 --> 01:02:48,134 in an epic battle for dominance. 1393 01:02:48,168 --> 01:02:51,104 If it's a fight you want... very well. 1394 01:02:53,373 --> 01:02:56,242 (GROWLS) (GROWLS) 1395 01:03:01,581 --> 01:03:02,782 (GRUNTS) 1396 01:03:02,816 --> 01:03:03,917 (BLOW LANDS) (GROANS) 1397 01:03:04,884 --> 01:03:08,121 Oh! Ow! 1398 01:03:08,154 --> 01:03:11,958 You hit my belly! You hit the soft part of my belly! 1399 01:03:13,159 --> 01:03:14,394 What the hell? 1400 01:03:14,427 --> 01:03:16,896 Have you ever actually been in a fight before? 1401 01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:18,565 Uh, yeah! I have. 1402 01:03:18,598 --> 01:03:21,340 Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna barf. 1403 01:03:22,350 --> 01:03:23,536 Is that normal? 1404 01:03:23,570 --> 01:03:25,338 Do you want to keep fighting? 1405 01:03:25,372 --> 01:03:26,906 What? No! 1406 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,975 My tummy still hurts a lot! 1407 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:29,976 Well, in that case... (GROANS) 1408 01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:31,745 ...I'm gonna arrest you. 1409 01:03:31,778 --> 01:03:34,914 You can't arrest me. You still didn't catch me. 1410 01:03:34,948 --> 01:03:36,820 There's nowhere to run! 1411 01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:37,684 I won't be running. (METALLIC CLINKING) 1412 01:03:38,585 --> 01:03:39,853 I'll be flying. 1413 01:03:40,620 --> 01:03:41,654 (WHIRRING) 1414 01:03:42,555 --> 01:03:44,758 (SHOUTS, CACKLES) 1415 01:03:48,228 --> 01:03:49,596 (GROANS) 1416 01:03:57,804 --> 01:03:58,972 Richard Cane... 1417 01:04:01,241 --> 01:04:02,442 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 1418 01:04:03,410 --> 01:04:05,378 ...you're under arrest. 1419 01:04:05,412 --> 01:04:07,380 (CUFFS CLANKING) 1420 01:04:07,414 --> 01:04:08,515 (BIKE BELL DINGS) 1421 01:04:12,318 --> 01:04:13,687 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1422 01:04:19,459 --> 01:04:21,610 (SIGHING GRIMLY) 1423 01:04:21,940 --> 01:04:23,329 He won't be hurting anyone anymore. 1424 01:04:24,297 --> 01:04:25,131 It's over. 1425 01:04:27,233 --> 01:04:28,702 Not for me, it isn't. 1426 01:04:30,670 --> 01:04:33,390 No. Please. 1427 01:04:33,730 --> 01:04:35,241 Think about this, Beth. 1428 01:04:35,275 --> 01:04:36,676 Killing him won't fix anything. 1429 01:04:36,710 --> 01:04:38,611 Why should I let him live? 1430 01:04:38,645 --> 01:04:40,246 It won't bring Simon back. 1431 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,182 You don't know that for sure. 1432 01:04:42,215 --> 01:04:45,850 You're right. Anything is possible. 1433 01:04:45,118 --> 01:04:48,521 But you have to let the justice system do its job. 1434 01:04:48,555 --> 01:04:50,490 That's rich, coming from you. 1435 01:04:50,523 --> 01:04:52,592 The truth is, Beth, 1436 01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:55,762 once you kill a man for revenge, there's no going back. 1437 01:04:55,795 --> 01:04:59,466 It stays with you forever, following you like a shadow. 1438 01:04:59,499 --> 01:05:02,100 A voice in your head saying over and over, 1439 01:05:02,350 --> 01:05:04,270 "Man, that was awesome!" 1440 01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:07,240 So, put the gun down. 1441 01:05:07,273 --> 01:05:09,976 If not for me, then for us. 1442 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:11,578 For our future together. 1443 01:05:12,379 --> 01:05:14,147 I love you, Beth. 1444 01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:17,684 Don't throw it all away for a few seconds of... 1445 01:05:17,717 --> 01:05:20,320 the best feeling you would ever have in your life. 1446 01:05:20,353 --> 01:05:21,688 (CRIES) 1447 01:05:30,797 --> 01:05:32,665 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 1448 01:05:41,608 --> 01:05:42,609 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 1449 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:48,348 Go ahead. 1450 01:05:48,381 --> 01:05:49,315 Do it. 1451 01:05:54,587 --> 01:05:56,489 (ONE TIME BY ENYA PLAYING) 1452 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:05,565 ♪ Who can say Where the road goes? 1453 01:06:05,598 --> 01:06:07,434 I love you. I love you. 1454 01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:08,968 (LAUGHING) 1455 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,570 ♪ Only time 1456 01:06:10,603 --> 01:06:12,305 Ronald, wake up! 1457 01:06:12,339 --> 01:06:14,240 (GASPS) You got the promotion! 1458 01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:15,642 Oh! 1459 01:06:15,675 --> 01:06:17,177 Bring it in. (CHUCKLES) 1460 01:06:17,210 --> 01:06:19,646 ♪ As your heart chose? Only time 1461 01:06:19,679 --> 01:06:21,414 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1462 01:06:29,890 --> 01:06:31,991 Not bad for a stubborn old fool. 1463 01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:36,830 I guess old men really are the toughest, smartest, most capable, 1464 01:06:36,863 --> 01:06:38,832 ***iest beings on the planet. 1465 01:06:39,566 --> 01:06:40,900 Oh, Frank, 1466 01:06:40,934 --> 01:06:42,869 you've made me a very happy woman. 1467 01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:44,938 Me, too. 1468 01:06:45,905 --> 01:06:47,640 ♪ Only time 1469 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:48,742 (CAWS) 1470 01:06:50,643 --> 01:06:53,460 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1471 01:07:01,621 --> 01:07:03,890 CHIEF DAVIS: As a result of Lieutenant Frank Drebin's 1472 01:07:03,923 --> 01:07:06,159 heroic work on New Year's Eve, 1473 01:07:06,192 --> 01:07:09,496 I am happy to announce that Police Squad is back 1474 01:07:09,529 --> 01:07:14,834 with a renewed commitment to accountability and justice. 1475 01:07:14,868 --> 01:07:17,671 And in that spirit, we will not ignore 1476 01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:20,473 Lieutenant Drebin's questionable actions 1477 01:07:20,507 --> 01:07:23,276 on the days leading up to the event. 1478 01:07:23,309 --> 01:07:25,645 And right now, Frank Drebin 1479 01:07:25,679 --> 01:07:31,518 is being subject to a rigorous and thorough internal investigation. 1480 01:07:31,551 --> 01:07:32,552 Thank you. 1481 01:07:32,585 --> 01:07:34,120 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1482 01:07:34,921 --> 01:07:38,191 FRANK: This goes out to a very special lady. 1483 01:07:39,859 --> 01:07:41,127 ♪ Beth 1484 01:07:42,862 --> 01:07:46,433 ♪ You are The love of my life 1485 01:07:47,701 --> 01:07:51,371 ♪ I want to make you my wife 1486 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:54,400 ♪ Sweet Beth 1487 01:07:56,776 --> 01:08:00,513 ♪ You opened my heart up 1488 01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:03,683 ♪ To loving again... 1489 01:08:03,717 --> 01:08:05,518 You did that. 1490 01:08:05,552 --> 01:08:07,253 You know what, I've never really been 1491 01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:10,824 in a professional recording studio before. 1492 01:08:10,890 --> 01:08:12,125 What does this do? 1493 01:08:12,158 --> 01:08:13,593 (DRUMBEAT PLAYS) FRANK: Oh, 1494 01:08:13,626 --> 01:08:15,195 that... that's nice. 1495 01:08:15,261 --> 01:08:17,897 That's got a good sound to it, huh? 1496 01:08:17,931 --> 01:08:20,433 No, no, no. I don't need to touch it. That's fine. 1497 01:08:21,134 --> 01:08:22,202 ♪ Beth 1498 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,738 ♪ Oh 1499 01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:27,907 ♪ Top-shelf curves 1500 01:08:27,941 --> 01:08:31,411 ♪ And brains to boot 1501 01:08:31,444 --> 01:08:37,350 ♪ And boots that would top my brain's Top Ten list... 1502 01:08:38,510 --> 01:08:39,719 ♪ Aboot boots... 1503 01:08:39,753 --> 01:08:43,423 ♪ And the curvy brains That bought them 1504 01:08:44,557 --> 01:08:46,526 ♪ Also breasts 1505 01:08:48,294 --> 01:08:50,263 ♪ My sweet Beth 1506 01:08:52,599 --> 01:08:58,104 ♪ When I first saw you In my office 1507 01:08:58,138 --> 01:09:02,642 ♪ I kept thinking About your body 1508 01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:09,182 ♪ 'Cause I didn't yet know Your mind 1509 01:09:10,517 --> 01:09:12,419 ♪ I don't mind 1510 01:09:17,357 --> 01:09:19,859 ♪ My sweet Beth 1511 01:09:19,893 --> 01:09:21,270 (DRUMBEAT PLAYS) 1512 01:09:21,610 --> 01:09:23,496 It is just fun to play those things. 1513 01:09:23,530 --> 01:09:27,167 Do you mind if I... I pick up this guitar? 1514 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:29,269 I always wished I knew how to do it. (PLAYING ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO) 1515 01:09:29,302 --> 01:09:31,705 FRANK: Hey! 1516 01:09:31,738 --> 01:09:32,906 Ah, here we go. 1517 01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:37,577 You know, it's surprisingly easy. 1518 01:09:37,610 --> 01:09:40,130 (GUITAR SOLO CONTINUES) 1519 01:09:41,681 --> 01:09:44,417 FRANK: Ow! It kind of hurts your fingertips. 1520 01:09:44,451 --> 01:09:46,190 No one tells you about that part. 1521 01:09:47,554 --> 01:09:50,560 ♪ My sweet Beth♪ 1522 01:09:51,691 --> 01:09:55,428 Thank you, Beth, for opening up my heart... 1523 01:09:56,463 --> 01:09:57,597 to love again. 1524 01:09:57,630 --> 01:09:58,698 (PIANO MUSIC SWELLS) 1525 01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:00,800 (DRUMBEAT PLAYING) 1526 01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:03,269 FRANK: I just had to get one more. (GIGGLES) 1527 01:10:08,308 --> 01:10:11,444 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1528 01:12:15,969 --> 01:12:19,673 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1529 01:14:47,387 --> 01:14:49,255 ANNOUNCER: Everyone, put your hands together 1530 01:14:49,289 --> 01:14:52,392 for the world's last living entertainer, 1531 01:14:52,425 --> 01:14:54,260 "Weird Al" Yankovic! 1532 01:14:54,327 --> 01:14:56,796 (ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING) 1533 01:14:56,830 --> 01:14:59,232 How's everybody doing tonight? 1534 01:15:01,835 --> 01:15:02,736 Hello? 1535 01:15:05,271 --> 01:15:06,339 Anybody here? 1536 01:15:07,107 --> 01:15:08,740 Cane? 1537 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:10,510 Evil billionaires? 1538 01:15:12,545 --> 01:15:13,813 Crab-hands guy? 1539 01:15:16,516 --> 01:15:18,184 Oh, what the heck?