1 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:12,539 Admiral Collingwood! 2 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,743 Well, Admiral? 3 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,780 Great news, Your Majesty! 4 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:21,247 The French are defeated at last. 5 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,983 Also the Russians, the Portuguese, 6 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:25,850 the Chinese 7 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:26,653 and the Welsh. 8 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:30,457 Then our navy rules the ocean. 9 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,594 Almost entirely, Your Majesty. 10 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:36,996 "Almost"? 11 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:40,400 Unfortunately, just here, 12 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:43,300 we're still having a little trouble with... 13 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:46,906 ...pirates. 14 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,276 What does it say on my royal crest, Admiral? 15 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,580 "I hate pirates," 16 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:55,281 ma'am. 17 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:57,500 Exactly. 18 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,318 Hate them. 19 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:02,422 With their idiotic shanties! 20 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,991 And their ridiculous hats! 21 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:09,596 And their endless, blasted roaring! 22 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:13,366 I want them sunk, Admiral! 23 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:17,103 Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks. Do you hear me? 24 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,906 I hate pirates! 25 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,309 It's the looting. 26 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,110 It's the cutlasses. 27 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:26,546 It's the looting! 28 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,214 It's the cutlasses! 29 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:29,649 Looting! 30 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:30,950 Cutlasses! 31 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,219 Looting! 32 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,340 Sorry, Captain. 33 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:56,910 We were just discussing what's the best bit about being a pirate. 34 00:02:57,977 --> 00:03:00,146 You were, were you? 35 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:03,116 I suggested it might be the looting. 36 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,952 Whereas I contend it's the shiny cutlasses. 37 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:09,155 And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases. 38 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,560 Well, you're, all of you, wrong. 39 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:16,863 The best bit about being a pirate 40 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,999 isn't the looting or the cutlasses. 41 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,535 It's not the grog or the scurvy. 42 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,705 Or the scantily clad mermaids. 43 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:30,343 The best bit about being a pirate 44 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,946 is Ham Night! 45 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:35,782 Ham Night! 46 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,186 Ham Night! 47 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,426 Ham! 48 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,239 On your nose. 49 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,143 Go, Captain. Go, Captain. 50 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,112 Hey! Hey! 51 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:13,987 It's like a meat ballet. 52 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:15,455 -To Ham Night! -Ham! 53 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,390 -And to the Pirate Captain! -Pirate Captain! 54 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:18,792 Pirate Captain! 55 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:23,229 How was that, Number Two? 56 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,732 You've still got it, Captain. 57 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:29,350 I'd take a jellyfish in the face for that man. 58 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,137 Okay, now, shush, shush, shush. Settle down, lads. Shush. 59 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:32,706 -Lads, lads. -Pirates! 60 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,740 -It's not all about me. -Don't be modest. 61 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,208 No, no, no. 62 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,310 Behind every captain with glittering eyes 63 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,145 -and a luxuriant beard... -Luxuriant! 64 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:40,680 That's what it is. 65 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,216 ...there's a crew of briny rogues. 66 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,617 Briny rogues! 67 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:47,220 Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber. 68 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,621 Will you get away with ya? 69 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:51,324 Some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate. 70 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:55,280 And some of you are just fish I've dressed up in a hat. 71 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:59,299 But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for. 72 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,869 Don't forget Polly. 73 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,238 And not forgetting, never forgetting... 74 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:10,430 ...Polly. The finest parrot to sail the seven seas. 75 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,277 Come on, girl. 76 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:12,812 I love her beady eyes. 77 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,182 Who's the feathery heart and soul of our boat? 78 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,151 Is it you? Is it you? 79 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,320 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. 80 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:22,220 It's definitely you, isn't it? 81 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,891 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. 82 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,730 Right. Where was l? 83 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,198 Ah, yes! Ah, yes. 84 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:33,566 Important announcement. 85 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,337 By order of the Pirate King himself... 86 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:47,470 The Pirate of the Year Awards? 87 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,348 Are you going to... 88 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:49,716 Are you going to enter again? 89 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:52,886 That I am, Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate. 90 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:55,855 I know it hasn't worked out perfectly for the last... 91 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,457 -20 year. -20 years, yeah. 92 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,759 Exactly, Pirate with Gout. 20 years. 93 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,862 It might be a bit more. 21, 22... 94 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,164 Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you. 95 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,765 -You were very good, though. -Shush! 96 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,902 The point is, every time I've entered, I've failed to win. 97 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,304 So by the sheer law of maths... 98 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:13,340 Maths. 99 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:16,509 ...I must have a really good chance this time. 100 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:17,777 Are you with me, lads? 101 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,613 Yes! This can only end brilliantly. 102 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,216 Then let's go plundering! 103 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:25,745 Land ho! 104 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,490 Blood Island. 105 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:32,619 So-called because it's the exact shape of some blood. 106 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:05,785 Yeah! 107 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,805 Excuse me. Mind out. 108 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,173 Captain coming through. 109 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,408 Thank you very much. 110 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:29,576 Thank you. 111 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,212 One Pirate of the Year entry form, if you please. 112 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,147 Thank you. 113 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,816 Now, let's see. 114 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:37,917 "Booty"? 115 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:39,219 Oh, yes. 116 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:41,221 "Roaring." Check. 117 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:42,422 "Shanties." 118 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,570 I shall put "rousing." 119 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,358 "Beard"? 120 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:46,626 Luxuriant. 121 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,280 Obviously. 122 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,296 Do you think I should sign it in blood? 123 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,731 Make it more dramatic? 124 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:54,100 Might be a bit on the showy side. 125 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,102 Bit too much. You might be right. 126 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:59,372 Pirate Captain. 127 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,341 You can't lose, Captain. 128 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,476 I'd bet my face. 129 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,944 Well, thank you, Albino Pirate. 130 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:06,246 You're a shoo-in, sir. 131 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,848 Sure, there's not a pirate on the seven seas can match you. 132 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,900 Lock up your daughters! 133 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,228 It's me, Peg-Leg Hastings! 134 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,731 Back from plunderin' the Spanish Main. 135 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,660 Good grief. 136 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:31,370 And I reckon this will make me Pirate of the Year. 137 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:37,944 Don't worry, sir. He's all flash and no bang. 138 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,291 Cutlass Liz. 139 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,560 The Butcher of Barbados. 140 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,595 Hello, boys. 141 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:02,268 You're probably all wondering if I'm still as deadly as I am beautiful. 142 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,339 Well, I am. 143 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,977 Hello, Cutlass, you trollop. 144 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,747 Peg-Leg, you pile of squid bait. 145 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,682 Check it out, lubbers. 146 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,551 The world's biggest diamond. 147 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:22,222 That baby's got my name on it. 148 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:28,610 She doesn't even have a beard. 149 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,769 Sweet Neptune's briny pants. 150 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,572 Black Bellamy. 151 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,311 Roar! 152 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,916 Read it and weep, ya coves! 153 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:27,587 That's right, Black Bellamy is gonna be Pirate of the Year. 154 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,890 Again. 155 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:30,557 How are you? Good to see you. 156 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,580 Grog for everybody! 157 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,940 Grog for everybody! 158 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,799 Wow, we are rubbish compared to them, aren't we? 159 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,560 Perhaps we should be off, sir. 160 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,157 Yes. 161 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,494 Yes, yes, good point. 162 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,597 I just remembered, actually, I have some very important 163 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,833 bits of rope I need to untangle. 164 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,739 Thank you. 165 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,481 Well, if it isn't the Pirate Captain. 166 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,520 Hello, Bellamy. Cutlass. Peg-Leg. 167 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,788 Didn't notice you come in. 168 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,324 The beard's looking great, my man. 169 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:41,461 And I see that you're more wanted than ever. 170 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,660 Come on, everybody, be nice. Give him a break. 171 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,401 Bring it down a little bit. All right. 172 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,469 Seriously, Captain, 173 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,571 how's the pirating business treating you? 174 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,374 Yeah, yeah, brilliantly, brilliantly. Thanks for asking. 175 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,242 Treasure coming out of my eyeballs. 176 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,611 Taken to washing my hair in 50-pound notes. 177 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,800 Really? 178 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,282 If you've got so much booty, 179 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,485 then how come you're still sailing that old wreck? 180 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,990 Anyway, look, I'd love to stay and chat, but, you know, 181 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:15,862 places to pillage, people to... People to skewer. 182 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,901 Come on! 183 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,371 That is disgusting. 184 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,173 Wait a minute. 185 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,676 Captain, what is this? 186 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,778 -What? -Captain? 187 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,880 That's nothing. Could I possibly have that back? 188 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,348 -Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait. -Thank you. 189 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,449 "Pirate of the Year"? 190 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,953 You're entering Pirate of the Year? 191 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,155 No, no, no, no, no. 192 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,759 -Yes. -Again? 193 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,527 Yes! 194 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,831 Come on. Listen, did they change the rules? 195 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:55,735 I mean, I always thought they gave it to the pirate with the most booty. 196 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,538 Do they now just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot? 197 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,740 She is not fat. She's just big-boned. 198 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,343 She's fat, dude. 199 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,844 Yeah, go on. Go on, then, laugh. 200 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,312 Everyone laugh. 201 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,122 Ignore them, Captain. It's not worth it. 202 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,758 The trophy would just clash with your wallpaper, anyway. 203 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,350 You'll see, you'll see. 204 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,738 I will be Pirate of the Year. 205 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,206 Yes. 206 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:38,244 And then you'll be laughing on the other side of your faces. 207 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,715 Yes. 208 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:45,618 And believe me, that is a very painful thing to do. 209 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:46,986 Come on, lads. 210 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,729 Well... 211 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:00,867 All right, now listen up, you coves. 212 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,669 All right, now listen up, you coves. 213 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,538 We'll show those swabs a thing or two about pirating. 214 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:10,977 There's still time to fill these chests with sparkling booty. 215 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,980 I can practically taste that trophy! 216 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,750 Trophy! Trophy! Trophy! 217 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,923 Captain! Sail off the port bow! 218 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:26,326 Let's get after her, Number Two. 219 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,827 Aye, aye, sir. 220 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,295 Clap on all sail! 221 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,664 Royals and topgallants! 222 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:32,732 Release those gallants! 223 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,857 Fire those long things that go bang. 224 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:01,270 Fire cannons four and six! 225 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,836 Eat cannonball, lubbers. 226 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,177 Here we go, lads! Look and learn. 227 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:21,948 Go get 'em, Pirate Captain! 228 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,618 Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain. 229 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,254 And I'm here for your gold. 230 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:32,992 Gold? This is a plague boat, old man. I'd give my right arm for some gold. 231 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,628 Or my left. 232 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,197 Right, lads. 233 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,898 Minor hiccup, that last one. 234 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:39,966 This time, 235 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,501 it's payday! 236 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:47,841 I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold. 237 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,777 Geography field trip. 238 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:55,548 Pirate Captain. Blah, blah, blah, blah, gold. 239 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,983 Ghost ship. 240 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,858 Sorry. 241 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,669 Captain, we've sighted another ship, sir. 242 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,340 That's nice. 243 00:17:58,912 --> 00:17:59,946 Do you want to give the order to attack? 244 00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:02,882 No, not really, Number Two. No, I think I've... 245 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,552 Think I had enough of piracy. 246 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,953 I'm hanging up my cutlass. 247 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,255 Captain, no! 248 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,991 Yeah, I was thinking I might go into baby clothes, actually. 249 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,259 What? 250 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,329 I hear there's a fortune to be made in baby clothes because 251 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,997 babies grow so fast. 252 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,633 No, but you can't. I mean, the crew... 253 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,402 They'd... They'd be lost without you. 254 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,471 What was I thinking, Number Two? 255 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,206 Pirate of the Year? 256 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,407 Me? 257 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,875 Look at the trophy cabinet. 258 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,446 Best Anecdote About a Squid. 259 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,785 I mean, that is all I've got to show for my entire career. 260 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,620 Pirate of the Year? 261 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,189 It's just commercialized nonsense. 262 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,859 Real piracy isn't about trophies. 263 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,695 It's about fighting up staircases backwards. 264 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,966 It's about sliding down sails with a knife in your teeth. 265 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:54,234 Beard glossiness! 266 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,771 And think about all the adventures we've had. 267 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,140 Our adventure with Aztecs. 268 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,275 Our adventure with that pig. 269 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,376 Our adventure with... 270 00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:12,850 Okay, maybe not the librarians. But the fun we've had. 271 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,953 And what about the shanties? 272 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,123 Well, I mean... People would miss my shanties. 273 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,892 And the running people through. 274 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,295 Well, l... I do enjoy running people through. 275 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,300 Enjoy it? You're brilliant at it! 276 00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:27,367 You're a brine-soaked terror of the high seas! 277 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,736 Do you think so, Number Two? 278 00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:31,604 Everyone does! 279 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,941 You're more of a pirate than Black Bellamy or any of them. 280 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,810 You're a real pirate. 281 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,478 That's why the crew, 282 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,981 they think you're the best thing since boil-in-the-bag ham. 283 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,983 Why do you think they all 284 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,653 got that tattoo? Come on. 285 00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:48,154 What do you say? 286 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,690 Arrr! 287 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,293 By Neptune, where's that ship? 288 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,629 This is the one, lads! 289 00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,660 Ninth time lucky! I can feel it in my beard! 290 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,202 Well, don't just sit there like lemons! 291 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,700 Hoist the flag! 292 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:05,438 Standard, sir? 293 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,707 Or extra gruesome? 294 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,109 Extra gruesome! 295 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,411 Let's make their gizzards shake. 296 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,392 Journal of Charles Darwin. 297 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:29,763 Day 93 aboard the Beagle. 298 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:34,601 I have, today, discovered a new kind of barnacle, 299 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:40,540 which I have categorized in the order of Pygophora. 300 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,747 I'll never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy. 301 00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:06,132 And now I'm being attacked by pirates. 302 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:23,917 Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold. 303 00:21:25,185 --> 00:21:26,820 I haven't got any gold. 304 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,822 No gold, eh? 305 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,324 Then what, might I ask, is this? 306 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,393 It's a baboon's kidney. 307 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,128 Is it? 308 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,298 And what about this? 309 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,433 It's another baboon's kidney. 310 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,304 We searched the hold, Captain. 311 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,705 And? 312 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:47,574 Just creatures. 313 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,577 Bits of creatures in jars. 314 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,179 And an unhappy-looking baboon. 315 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:57,884 What kind of ship is this? 316 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:00,520 We're a... 317 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:04,357 Well, we were a scientific expedition. 318 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,559 Charles Darwin, at your service, sir. 319 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,696 For pity's sake! 320 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:12,499 Is it so much to ask? Is it? 321 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,169 I just want one tiny bit of success! 322 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:19,973 One teensy weensy bit of respect from my peers 323 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,574 just once in my life! 324 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:24,177 Is that such a crime? 325 00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:25,679 Is it? 326 00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:29,849 -No? -No! 327 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,451 No. 328 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,553 But you try telling that to the universe. 329 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,623 Just once, just once for things to go right. 330 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,924 Just... Just once. 331 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,650 So, are we done here? 332 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,571 Dear Diary, 333 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,773 about to meet a watery grave. 334 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,542 It's nothing personal, you understand. 335 00:22:55,909 --> 00:22:58,780 It's just... It's been a tough week, 336 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,914 and a good plank walk usually cheers him up. 337 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:05,180 Will die without reaching second base with a lady. 338 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,587 Get on with it! 339 00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:11,240 Today's weather:. 340 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:12,792 inclement. 341 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,935 -Stop! -Now what? 342 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,337 Last request, is it? Do we have to grant those? 343 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:27,340 Is there some sort of human rights convention we're signed up to? 344 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,275 -But that bird! -My parrot? 345 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,810 She's just big-boned! 346 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,813 No, she's not. I mean... I mean, she's not a parrot. 347 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,248 Not a parrot? 348 00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:36,716 What's he on about, old girl? 349 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:37,917 She's... She's... 350 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:40,787 She's the scientific discovery of our age! 351 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,822 She's a... 352 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,494 Sorry. It's just, 353 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,596 that's my favorite bit. 354 00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:56,770 A dodo, you say? 355 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:59,606 They've been extinct for 150 years. 356 00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:02,909 To find one alive today, it's quite incredible. 357 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,120 Well, clever old girl. Not going extinct. 358 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,682 If I might be so bold, I would be prepared 359 00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:12,552 to pay you 10 pounds for your Polly. 360 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:14,921 Polly's not for sale. 361 00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:16,456 Ten pound. 362 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:17,691 She's one of the family. 363 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,459 She's like an auntie. 364 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:20,760 With a beak. 365 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,620 Yeah, I'm afraid they're right, Charles. 366 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,964 Polly here is the feathery heart and soul of the boat. 367 00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:26,266 Come on, little dodo. 368 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,305 It's such a missed opportunity. 369 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,174 If I could've presented her 370 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,844 in London to the Royal Society at their annual science show... 371 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,779 No question of that, I'm afraid. 372 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,282 -She'd have been an absolute sensation. -Yeah, well, can't be helped. 373 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:44,918 And of course a shoo-in for the top prize. 374 00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:48,421 Prize? 375 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:51,491 For best scientific discovery. Yes. 376 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,528 This prize, 377 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:57,430 -valuable, is it? -Valuable? 378 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,434 It's priceless. 379 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,703 Untold riches. 380 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:08,808 -Captain... -No, no, no, no. 381 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,611 I was thinking, perhaps, perhaps I was being a touch hasty. 382 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:12,779 But, Captain, London? 383 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,314 The home of Queen Victoria, 384 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,483 mortal enemy of pirates everywhere? 385 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,818 We'll end up hanged at Execution Dock. 386 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,689 We laugh in the face of danger, remember? 387 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:26,359 -I don't. -I don't really like danger at all. 388 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:31,164 Captain, do you remember the little talk we had? 389 00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:34,401 The one about whether pigs are actually a type of fruit? 390 00:25:35,769 --> 00:25:36,803 No. 391 00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:41,808 No. 392 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,277 The one about us trying to avoid harebrained schemes 393 00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:45,879 that end in us facing certain death. 394 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,781 You heard the man, Number Two. 395 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,716 "Untold riches." 396 00:25:49,783 --> 00:25:50,817 Here's the plan. 397 00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:54,521 We go to London, Polly wins this science show thingy, 398 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:58,591 we take the prize money, I enter Pirate of the Year, I win! 399 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,600 Bingo! 400 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:02,128 -But, Captain, I'm not sure... -It can't fail. 401 00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:05,765 And besides, look at her little face. 402 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:08,702 I sure want to win that science prize. 403 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:09,903 Squawk! 404 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,638 Bravo, Captain! 405 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:15,141 I see you're a man of vision! 406 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:19,512 Right, then, Charles. When is this science show of yours? 407 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,281 A week tomorrow. 408 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:22,782 Confound it! 409 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,751 You see, we could've made that with a good wind behind us, 410 00:26:24,818 --> 00:26:27,587 but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way. 411 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:34,394 I think they just add those onto maps for decoration, Captain. 412 00:26:37,297 --> 00:26:39,320 Is that a fact? 413 00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:40,934 Well, blow me down. 414 00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:44,137 I dare, you could learn something from this fine fellow, Number Two. 415 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,583 London Town. 416 00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:33,486 The most romantic city in the world. 417 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:51,871 "Queen Victoria 418 00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:55,275 "welcomes you to London." 419 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,743 That's nice. 420 00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:58,645 Perhaps she's not so bad after all. 421 00:28:04,384 --> 00:28:06,886 Well, don't look so worried, Number Two. 422 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:08,722 Pirates are always visiting London. 423 00:28:10,423 --> 00:28:12,792 Turn back! 424 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,829 This is the fate of pirates here! 425 00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:18,365 Is that Scarlett Morgan? 426 00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:21,340 Pirate Captain. 427 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,469 Goodness me! 428 00:28:22,569 --> 00:28:25,710 I haven't seen you since that business in Madagascar. 429 00:28:28,410 --> 00:28:30,343 Yes. I could've sworn they were girls. 430 00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:31,611 You're looking well, Morgan. 431 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,413 Yeah, lost a bit of weight. 432 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,150 What are you up to these days? 433 00:28:35,810 --> 00:28:36,149 You know, this and that. 434 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,718 Yeah, just gonna enter a science competition, actually. 435 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,540 -Good luck with that. -Yeah, thanks, thanks. 436 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:45,759 No, no, wait, wait! 437 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,270 Turn back! 438 00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:49,696 Turn back. 439 00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:54,968 -Sorry. -No! 440 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,203 Look what you've done to me boat. Look at the state of it. 441 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:58,638 I hope you've got some insurance, "cause l... 442 00:29:00,373 --> 00:29:01,808 Right, then. We'll be off. 443 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,576 I'll bring her back tomorrow straight after the show. 444 00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:06,460 Well, don't be daft, Charles. I'll be presenting Polly. 445 00:29:06,346 --> 00:29:07,580 -You? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 446 00:29:07,647 --> 00:29:09,783 I always fancied trying my hand at a spot of science. 447 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:11,685 But you can't. I mean, 448 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:14,354 the streets of London are no place for pirates. 449 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:16,556 Pirates? What pirates? 450 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:18,458 Nobody here but us Girl Guides. 451 00:29:18,525 --> 00:29:19,626 Yes! 452 00:29:20,994 --> 00:29:22,696 I've got a badge for looting. 453 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:25,832 We're not really Girl Guides. It's us, the pirates. 454 00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:27,600 We're masters of disguise. 455 00:29:27,701 --> 00:29:29,869 How ingenious. 456 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:33,206 But all the same, Captain, best we lie low for the night. 457 00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:34,674 Perhaps at my house. 458 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:36,843 -Captain, I really think... -Good plan, Chuck. 459 00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:39,779 Be fun to see how you boffin types live. 460 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:44,451 Well, come on. Taxi! 461 00:29:46,486 --> 00:29:48,880 Evening, Officer. 462 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,190 Hidey-ho, ladies. 463 00:29:55,729 --> 00:29:58,865 London smells like Grandma. 464 00:30:04,771 --> 00:30:05,772 Whoa. 465 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,900 Here we are. 466 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,110 Home, sweet home. 467 00:30:15,348 --> 00:30:18,518 You don't get many women back here, do you, Charles? 468 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:22,322 People who live alone are always serial killers. 469 00:30:29,529 --> 00:30:31,131 Sweet Neptune on a bike! 470 00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:33,800 Don't mind Mr. Bobo. 471 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:36,360 -Just an old project of mine. -Project? 472 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:37,837 Yeah, I had this theory. 473 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,707 I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle 474 00:30:40,774 --> 00:30:42,676 and covered up his gigantic, unsightly ***, 475 00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:45,345 then he would cease to be a monkey and become more of a... 476 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,548 A man-panzee, if you will. 477 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:49,649 Bold theory. 478 00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:51,718 I don't like the monkey. 479 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,587 But to be honest, monkeys are 10 a penny. 480 00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:56,790 He's not a patch on Polly here. 481 00:30:58,258 --> 00:30:59,826 Anyhow, big day tomorrow. 482 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,940 We all need our rest. 483 00:31:01,161 --> 00:31:04,130 Let me show you to your room, Captain. 484 00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:07,467 Right behind you, Chuck. 485 00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:19,512 Now, here's the plan. 486 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:23,316 You know what to do. Wait until the bearded idiot is asleep, 487 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:24,617 then sneak into his room and... 488 00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:40,667 Captain. 489 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:43,737 It's... It's Mr. Darwin, sir. I'm sure he's up to no good. 490 00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:45,772 Honestly, Number Two, what's got into you? 491 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:49,420 Thanks to Charles, we're about to win lavish untold riches, 492 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:51,411 and here you are trying to find fault with the poor fellow. 493 00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:53,546 -Yes, but... -No, no, no. Not another word. 494 00:31:53,613 --> 00:31:57,217 A future Pirate of the Year needs his beauty sleep. 495 00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:00,860 Do you think you could make nautical noises until we drop off? 496 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,970 That's lovely. Now, that is lovely. Can you do the shiver a timber? 497 00:32:16,836 --> 00:32:19,272 And just chuck in a few gulls, would you? 498 00:32:51,938 --> 00:32:54,240 Ladies and gentlemen, our winner. 499 00:32:54,607 --> 00:32:58,440 Give it up for the Pirate Captain! 500 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:17,397 Congratulations, Pirate Captain. 501 00:33:18,298 --> 00:33:20,567 Nobody deserves this more than you. 502 00:33:21,868 --> 00:33:23,303 Thanks, Cutlass. 503 00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:26,272 And that beard of yours, 504 00:33:27,607 --> 00:33:29,109 it drives me 505 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:31,144 crazy. 506 00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,151 Give it here. 507 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:40,420 Give it back, Bellamy, it's mine! 508 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,355 No, give it back. 509 00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:47,527 Neptune's navel! 510 00:33:47,927 --> 00:33:48,995 Come back here, you lubber. 511 00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:50,230 Stop, thief! 512 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:05,912 I'll take that. 513 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,982 Not so fast, my friend. 514 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:11,384 Number Two! 515 00:34:12,819 --> 00:34:15,455 Number Two, are you all right? 516 00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:18,725 Unhand that dodo! 517 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,436 Evening, Captain. 518 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:53,293 Number Two! 519 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,360 We're under attack! 520 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:04,738 Abandon ship! 521 00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:10,877 Hello, Pirate Captain, Pirate with a Scarf! 522 00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:26,860 Come back here, Mysterious Shadowy Figure! 523 00:35:30,764 --> 00:35:32,165 Faster! Faster! 524 00:36:00,930 --> 00:36:02,462 Got you! Are you all right, girl? 525 00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:05,365 Captain! I mean, what's going on? 526 00:36:05,432 --> 00:36:07,333 Don't play the innocent. 527 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,937 You and your hench-monkey tried to steal Polly. 528 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,400 Steal Polly? Dear me, no, you're mistaken. 529 00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:16,776 Then how do you explain this? 530 00:36:25,218 --> 00:36:28,880 Well, I think it's obvious what's happened, isn't it? 531 00:36:28,154 --> 00:36:29,222 Is it? 532 00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:31,491 Some jealous rival scientist 533 00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:34,394 must have tried to make off with the dodo. 534 00:36:34,661 --> 00:36:36,963 Well, that explains everything. 535 00:36:37,797 --> 00:36:39,933 Captain, please, let's go. 536 00:36:39,999 --> 00:36:41,368 Polly's not safe in London. 537 00:36:41,434 --> 00:36:43,636 I couldn't bear it if something happened to Polly. 538 00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:46,172 Nothing is going to happen to Polly. 539 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,242 She'll be perfectly safe. Leave everything to me. 540 00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:51,344 Now, come on, we can't keep that prize waiting. 541 00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:06,559 Anyone got a towel? 542 00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:19,606 Nice going, banana butt. 543 00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:22,442 Now this briny buffoon is gonna grab all the glory. 544 00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:23,910 It's a disaster. 545 00:37:23,977 --> 00:37:25,412 It's... 546 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,249 Bad news, I'm afraid, Captain. 547 00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:30,417 You can't go in. 548 00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:35,880 It's strictly scientists only, you see. 549 00:37:35,155 --> 00:37:38,240 I'll just have to present Polly 550 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,359 myself. 551 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:42,128 We're not really scientists. It's us, the pirates. 552 00:37:42,195 --> 00:37:45,298 See? Masters of disguise. 553 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:46,633 But where's Polly? 554 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:49,235 That is on a need-to-know basis from here on in, Charles. 555 00:37:49,569 --> 00:37:51,304 -Pardon? -I am keeping her hidden. 556 00:37:51,371 --> 00:37:54,407 That shadowy figure could be anywhere. 557 00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:56,943 Luckily, I am not only a master of disguises, 558 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,946 I am also a master of hiding things. 559 00:38:00,130 --> 00:38:02,148 Right, lads, let's show these boffins what's what. 560 00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:03,850 But, Captain. 561 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:05,985 -Really, l... -Hello! 562 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,755 We're here for the science show. 563 00:38:08,822 --> 00:38:10,523 We're scientists. 564 00:38:10,657 --> 00:38:13,590 That's a pipette, this is Charles Darwin, 565 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,828 and I am the Scientist Captain. 566 00:38:15,228 --> 00:38:18,832 If you're a scientist, name three elements. 567 00:38:18,965 --> 00:38:20,100 Well, let's see now. 568 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,869 There's... There's gold, ham... 569 00:38:24,871 --> 00:38:26,906 ...and 570 00:38:26,973 --> 00:38:28,341 the tears of a mermaid. 571 00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:32,545 Yeah, two out of three. Close enough. First on your left. 572 00:38:32,612 --> 00:38:35,415 The balloon of my airship contains 573 00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:37,517 -20,000 cubic feet of hydrogen gas. -Excuse me. 574 00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:38,818 Sorry. 575 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,821 Just here, you will notice the open log fire 576 00:38:41,888 --> 00:38:45,191 to ensure a comfortable temperature at higher altitudes. 577 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:47,270 Captain? 578 00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:49,262 Captain, Captain, please. 579 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:51,197 You can't possibly appear on stage without Polly. 580 00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:53,333 Patience, Charles. All in good time. 581 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:55,435 Excuse me. Sorry. 582 00:38:56,936 --> 00:38:59,139 -Sorry. -Idiot! 583 00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:03,109 -Just a tick. -But, Captain... 584 00:39:08,648 --> 00:39:09,983 How on earth did... 585 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:16,423 My airship will revolutionize the fields of meteorology and cartography. 586 00:39:16,489 --> 00:39:17,524 But mostly, 587 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:21,270 it's for looking down ladies' tops. 588 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:23,960 Ingenious. 589 00:39:28,201 --> 00:39:30,670 Captain, I really, really think 590 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:32,939 it would be best if I take over from here. 591 00:39:33,206 --> 00:39:34,974 There's a certain manner in which these things are conduc... 592 00:39:35,141 --> 00:39:36,142 Nonsense, Chuck. 593 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:39,579 What this science stuff needs is a bit of showmanship! 594 00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:57,970 Look, it's the captain. 595 00:39:57,330 --> 00:39:59,432 Captain! Captain! 596 00:40:00,934 --> 00:40:04,371 Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks, 597 00:40:05,805 --> 00:40:07,807 prepare to be confounded. 598 00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:10,543 Prepare to be amazed. 599 00:40:10,610 --> 00:40:11,845 Prepare to... 600 00:40:12,712 --> 00:40:14,447 Wait a second. What's this? 601 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,653 What's this? 602 00:40:24,524 --> 00:40:25,825 Stop! 603 00:40:27,930 --> 00:40:29,729 I am the world's leading doctor, 604 00:40:29,896 --> 00:40:34,367 and I declare the science you are doing is too shocking by half. 605 00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:35,435 Dr. Albino, 606 00:40:35,502 --> 00:40:38,138 are you saying that those of a nervous disposition should leave immediately, 607 00:40:38,204 --> 00:40:41,207 in case the sheer unexpected remarkableness of my discovery 608 00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:43,109 should cause their hearts to explode? 609 00:40:47,213 --> 00:40:48,281 I am. 610 00:40:48,348 --> 00:40:51,584 Well, science lovers, you have been warned. 611 00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:55,355 This is our most educational adventure ever. 612 00:41:00,894 --> 00:41:03,229 Back from the dead. 613 00:41:03,296 --> 00:41:05,365 Back from beyond the grave. 614 00:41:06,366 --> 00:41:09,269 Back to astound you all. 615 00:41:09,436 --> 00:41:11,237 The ninth wonder of the world. 616 00:41:11,304 --> 00:41:15,800 She's traveled halfway across the globe to be here tonight. 617 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:18,878 Here's Polly! 618 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,515 It's a dodo. 619 00:41:24,617 --> 00:41:26,152 By Jove. 620 00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:31,424 That is astounding! 621 00:41:37,430 --> 00:41:39,466 An actual dodo! 622 00:41:39,566 --> 00:41:42,869 Makes electricity look like a pile of crap. 623 00:41:49,476 --> 00:41:52,345 The Royal Society's prize 624 00:41:52,412 --> 00:41:55,648 for best scientific discovery... 625 00:41:55,949 --> 00:41:57,117 I hope it's not a check. 626 00:41:57,183 --> 00:41:59,219 ...is awarded to... 627 00:41:59,285 --> 00:42:00,720 Have you any idea what the sterling-doubloon 628 00:42:00,787 --> 00:42:01,921 exchange rate is these days? 629 00:42:01,988 --> 00:42:04,257 ...the Scientist Captain. 630 00:42:04,524 --> 00:42:06,126 Thank you, thank you. 631 00:42:06,192 --> 00:42:07,360 You're too kind. 632 00:42:07,427 --> 00:42:09,290 Please stop. Enough. Thank you. 633 00:42:09,162 --> 00:42:10,330 Thank you. 634 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,370 Is that it? 635 00:42:17,103 --> 00:42:18,138 Oh, no. 636 00:42:18,271 --> 00:42:20,373 -Good. -You also get 637 00:42:20,473 --> 00:42:24,377 this leather-bound set of encyclopedias. 638 00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:28,548 Excuse me just one moment. Thank you. 639 00:42:29,849 --> 00:42:30,850 Okay, Chuck. 640 00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:33,186 Now, I like encyclopedias as much as the next man, 641 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,756 but they're not exactly gonna help me win Pirate of the Year, are they? 642 00:42:38,324 --> 00:42:39,325 Where's the booty? 643 00:42:39,392 --> 00:42:41,194 Booty? What booty? 644 00:42:41,261 --> 00:42:44,864 The prize! The "untold riches," remember? 645 00:42:46,466 --> 00:42:48,401 Perhaps I didn't explain. 646 00:42:48,468 --> 00:42:50,236 It's not all about money. 647 00:42:50,503 --> 00:42:52,706 No, the real prize is... 648 00:42:52,772 --> 00:42:55,750 Her Royal Majesty, the Empress of India, 649 00:42:55,275 --> 00:42:57,477 Ruler of the Kingdom of Java... 650 00:42:57,544 --> 00:42:59,779 -...a personal audience with... -...Defender of the Faith, 651 00:42:59,913 --> 00:43:01,748 -Queen Victoria! -Queen Victoria 652 00:43:02,148 --> 00:43:03,283 herself. 653 00:43:30,176 --> 00:43:31,978 Scientist Captain, 654 00:43:32,145 --> 00:43:33,913 congratulations. 655 00:43:33,980 --> 00:43:35,248 What a tremendous discovery. 656 00:43:35,315 --> 00:43:37,550 Your... Your Majesty. 657 00:43:37,684 --> 00:43:40,787 And who are these charming fellows? 658 00:43:40,854 --> 00:43:44,357 -Well, this is my crew. -By which he means lab assistant crew. 659 00:43:44,424 --> 00:43:47,127 Yes, yes. I'm using "crew" in the street sense. 660 00:43:47,193 --> 00:43:48,461 Yo. 661 00:43:48,595 --> 00:43:50,997 And I'm Charles Darwin, Your Majesty. 662 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,900 I helped find the dodo. 663 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:55,502 Yes, whatever. 664 00:43:55,568 --> 00:43:58,538 But where has your delightful creature disappeared to? 665 00:43:58,605 --> 00:44:00,640 Resting, ma'am. Hidden away. 666 00:44:00,707 --> 00:44:03,143 I only let her out for the big performance, I'm afraid. 667 00:44:03,209 --> 00:44:06,346 In case sinister forces should try to make off with her, you see. 668 00:44:06,413 --> 00:44:07,881 Sinister forces? 669 00:44:07,947 --> 00:44:09,315 Dear. 670 00:44:09,382 --> 00:44:13,286 Well, we have a wonderful petting zoo at the palace 671 00:44:13,353 --> 00:44:15,689 where Polly would be quite safe. 672 00:44:16,890 --> 00:44:17,557 Perhaps we could 673 00:44:18,358 --> 00:44:20,360 take her off your hands. 674 00:44:21,494 --> 00:44:23,930 I'm sorry, ma'am, but that's out of the question. 675 00:44:23,997 --> 00:44:25,398 But she'd have a lovely time. 676 00:44:25,465 --> 00:44:29,135 There are guinea pigs and a donkey. 677 00:44:29,202 --> 00:44:30,470 No, no, I couldn't, ma'am. 678 00:44:30,603 --> 00:44:34,674 Not even for little old me? 679 00:44:34,741 --> 00:44:36,476 No, no, no, I'm afraid not, ma'am. 680 00:44:36,543 --> 00:44:38,878 No, you see, there is nothing more important to a pirate 681 00:44:38,945 --> 00:44:40,513 than his trusted dodo. 682 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:43,516 She is the feathery heart and soul of the boat. 683 00:44:44,851 --> 00:44:46,252 Did you say... 684 00:44:49,189 --> 00:44:50,256 ..."pirate"? 685 00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,760 Pirate? No, no, no, no, no. 686 00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:55,195 Scientist. 687 00:44:55,261 --> 00:44:57,931 Yes, good old, good old science. Can't get enough of it. 688 00:44:57,997 --> 00:44:59,265 Mixing stuff together. 689 00:44:59,332 --> 00:45:01,334 You know, test tube tubing and Bunsen burning. 690 00:45:01,401 --> 00:45:02,902 See? 691 00:45:05,405 --> 00:45:07,273 He's no scientist! 692 00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:09,309 He's a Girl Guide! 693 00:45:11,611 --> 00:45:13,130 He's no Girl Guide! 694 00:45:13,546 --> 00:45:15,150 -He's a pirate! -Pirate! 695 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:19,285 Hang on, hang on. 696 00:45:19,352 --> 00:45:20,687 There's been some kind of mistake. Some... 697 00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:23,390 Some silly mistake. Whoa, laddies! 698 00:45:23,456 --> 00:45:25,392 Stop, stop. I can explain. 699 00:45:41,741 --> 00:45:43,209 Your Majesty. 700 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,780 He's hidden the dodo. 701 00:45:45,145 --> 00:45:46,279 If you chop his head off now, 702 00:45:46,446 --> 00:45:48,214 we might never find out where. 703 00:45:48,715 --> 00:45:49,716 Wait a mo. 704 00:46:01,361 --> 00:46:03,463 One doesn't know why. 705 00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:07,701 Perhaps it's his luxuriant beard or his gleaming teeth 706 00:46:07,867 --> 00:46:10,837 or the way he smells faintly of coconuts. 707 00:46:10,904 --> 00:46:13,973 But we have taken a shine to this pirate. 708 00:46:14,274 --> 00:46:17,510 Do you have a name, pirate captain? 709 00:46:17,911 --> 00:46:20,847 They call me the Pirate Captain. 710 00:46:21,247 --> 00:46:23,216 Well, Pirate Captain, 711 00:46:23,283 --> 00:46:27,200 we hereby pardon you of your piratical crimes. 712 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:33,893 You will stay in London, Pirate Captain, 713 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,763 and entertain us with your stories and your wit. 714 00:46:37,430 --> 00:46:39,432 And especially 715 00:46:39,632 --> 00:46:44,304 your dear little dodo. 716 00:46:48,441 --> 00:46:49,509 Hell's barnacles. 717 00:46:49,576 --> 00:46:51,277 Can we please get out of here now? 718 00:46:51,344 --> 00:46:52,946 That was a bit close for comfort, Number Two. 719 00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:56,149 I will get you the dodo, Your Majesty. 720 00:46:56,216 --> 00:46:58,585 See that you do, Mr. Darwin. 721 00:47:04,724 --> 00:47:06,359 Captain? 722 00:47:06,526 --> 00:47:08,828 Captain! Captain! 723 00:47:08,962 --> 00:47:10,697 Hurry up, lads, chop-chop. 724 00:47:10,764 --> 00:47:12,165 Let's get back to sea where we belong. 725 00:47:12,232 --> 00:47:13,967 Aye, aye, Captain! 726 00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:15,568 I told you coming to London was a bad idea. 727 00:47:15,635 --> 00:47:17,300 The sooner I get the smell of brine in my... 728 00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:18,471 Captain! 729 00:47:18,772 --> 00:47:20,206 Captain! 730 00:47:20,273 --> 00:47:21,641 Whoa! 731 00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:25,178 You're not leaving, surely? 732 00:47:25,912 --> 00:47:27,280 I most certainly am. 733 00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:28,782 You've let me down badly, Charles. 734 00:47:29,115 --> 00:47:30,617 Look! Look! 735 00:47:30,684 --> 00:47:31,785 -Also, to be frank... -Captain... 736 00:47:31,851 --> 00:47:33,620 ...your nose is too small for your face. 737 00:47:33,953 --> 00:47:35,722 But you're the toast of London Town. 738 00:47:39,893 --> 00:47:41,661 I say, look at that. 739 00:47:42,662 --> 00:47:44,164 They've really captured my eyes. 740 00:47:44,264 --> 00:47:47,333 We were hoping you might come out for a little 741 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,769 celebration before you go. 742 00:47:51,938 --> 00:47:54,841 We don't want to miss the tide, Captain. 743 00:47:54,908 --> 00:47:56,943 -No, no, no. Quite right, quite right. -Captain, 744 00:47:57,410 --> 00:47:59,846 do join us, please? 745 00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:03,850 I'll just stop for a quick one. Rude to refuse. 746 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:05,418 -But it's Ham Night. -I'll be 20 minutes. 747 00:48:05,485 --> 00:48:06,586 Half an hour tops. 748 00:48:06,653 --> 00:48:08,555 Just get her... Get her warmed up without me. 749 00:48:08,621 --> 00:48:09,689 Aren't we going yet? 750 00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:12,859 But what about winning the Pirate of the Year 751 00:48:12,926 --> 00:48:15,428 and showing all those other captains that he's not a loser? 752 00:48:23,670 --> 00:48:26,172 Yoo-hoo! Come along, Captain. 753 00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:27,540 Captain... 754 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:29,476 -Cheers! -Good evening. 755 00:48:29,542 --> 00:48:31,211 Thank you. Thank you so very much. 756 00:48:31,277 --> 00:48:32,645 -Captain... -And your name is? 757 00:48:32,712 --> 00:48:33,713 Miss Jane Austen. 758 00:48:39,919 --> 00:48:43,423 And that, and that is why, in a straight fight, 759 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:46,359 a shark would probably beat a Dracula. 760 00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:49,796 Jane Austen, feel free to use it in one of your books. 761 00:48:49,863 --> 00:48:53,199 Pirate Captain, you are a born raconteur. 762 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:56,936 So much better than the last chap we all went doolally over. 763 00:48:57,103 --> 00:49:00,707 You've all been terribly kind. 764 00:49:01,908 --> 00:49:03,900 Do run along. 765 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:04,711 Another drink, Captain? 766 00:49:05,478 --> 00:49:07,580 Cheers, Chuck. 767 00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:10,784 I say, you're not 768 00:49:11,184 --> 00:49:13,520 -related in some way, are you? -Pardon? 769 00:49:14,354 --> 00:49:15,422 It's just you, sort of... 770 00:49:16,122 --> 00:49:18,324 Well, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing. 771 00:49:18,391 --> 00:49:20,930 Cheers. 772 00:49:28,735 --> 00:49:30,870 Do you know what I've discovered, Charles? 773 00:49:30,970 --> 00:49:33,640 The friends you make after you've become famous 774 00:49:33,707 --> 00:49:35,675 are better, truer friends 775 00:49:35,742 --> 00:49:37,811 than the ones you've had for years beforehand. 776 00:49:37,877 --> 00:49:39,879 So very wise. 777 00:49:41,948 --> 00:49:43,616 But the lads will think I'm a fool. 778 00:49:43,683 --> 00:49:46,453 No. A fool, you? 779 00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:48,621 You're an intellectual giant. 780 00:49:48,688 --> 00:49:51,324 Just look at how you managed to keep Polly safe 781 00:49:51,391 --> 00:49:53,930 from those sinister forces. 782 00:49:53,193 --> 00:49:54,728 Yes, I did do that, didn't l? 783 00:49:54,794 --> 00:49:56,396 You did. 784 00:49:56,496 --> 00:49:58,732 And wherever she's hidden, 785 00:49:58,798 --> 00:50:01,234 I bet it's somewhere really ingenious. 786 00:50:01,301 --> 00:50:02,302 It is rather. 787 00:50:04,204 --> 00:50:05,638 You'll never guess where. 788 00:50:05,705 --> 00:50:08,742 Well, no, why, you're too smart for me, Captain. 789 00:50:08,808 --> 00:50:10,910 Right under everyone's noses. 790 00:50:10,977 --> 00:50:13,446 Or right under my noses, anyhow. 791 00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:17,650 Ta-da! 792 00:50:20,453 --> 00:50:23,790 You've been keeping Polly in your beard? 793 00:50:23,957 --> 00:50:26,920 Actually, I keep all sorts in here. 794 00:50:28,661 --> 00:50:29,829 I'm sorry about this, Captain. 795 00:50:29,896 --> 00:50:31,297 About what? 796 00:50:33,233 --> 00:50:35,135 What the... What's the monkey-man playing at? 797 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,500 This patently isn't even a real... 798 00:50:48,581 --> 00:50:50,717 Come back here, you lubbers! 799 00:50:56,456 --> 00:50:58,158 Sorry, Your Reverence. 800 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,842 Got you, you rogue! 801 00:51:22,749 --> 00:51:24,417 Yeah, that's rather nice. 802 00:51:26,886 --> 00:51:28,488 Neptune's lips, what are you up to? 803 00:51:28,655 --> 00:51:30,230 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's not my fault. 804 00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:31,691 What do you mean "not your fault"? 805 00:51:31,758 --> 00:51:34,327 You steal Polly, you shoot my best hat full of holes. 806 00:51:52,946 --> 00:51:54,470 Well, go on, then. 807 00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:55,815 Explain yourself. 808 00:51:57,317 --> 00:51:58,885 There's this girl. 809 00:51:58,952 --> 00:52:01,254 I'm hopelessly smitten with her. 810 00:52:01,321 --> 00:52:02,989 I'm listening. 811 00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,926 I know how partial she is to exotic animals, 812 00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:09,763 and I thought if I could get her the dodo, 813 00:52:09,829 --> 00:52:13,299 then she might like me. 814 00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:17,270 I'm so ashamed. 815 00:52:17,537 --> 00:52:19,406 Why didn't you say so? 816 00:52:19,939 --> 00:52:22,542 We've all done stupid things to impress girls. 817 00:52:22,609 --> 00:52:24,144 Yeah, you should act aloof. 818 00:52:24,210 --> 00:52:26,613 They love it when you act aloof. 819 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,848 Still, must be quite a girl for you to go to all that trouble. 820 00:52:28,915 --> 00:52:31,584 She is quite a girl. 821 00:52:32,919 --> 00:52:34,654 Kraken's biscuits! 822 00:52:35,622 --> 00:52:37,290 Mr. Darwin. 823 00:52:40,930 --> 00:52:41,161 Honestly, Charles. 824 00:52:41,428 --> 00:52:44,898 It's the bun. The bun really does it for me. 825 00:52:44,964 --> 00:52:46,533 And I see you've brought a friend. 826 00:52:46,866 --> 00:52:47,934 How delightful. 827 00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:50,136 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 828 00:52:50,203 --> 00:52:53,373 Oh, get a grip, man. You couldn't manage one tiny task, could you? 829 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,442 It's pathetic. 830 00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:27,607 Listen, Captain, I can see I've gone about this all wrong. 831 00:53:29,609 --> 00:53:33,747 You see, I might have the body of a weak and feeble woman, 832 00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:40,687 but I have the heart and soul of a person who really, really wants that dodo. 833 00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:07,380 I seem to recall that you piratical types have a bit of a soft spot for shiny things. 834 00:54:07,547 --> 00:54:10,483 Or am I getting you muddled up with magpies? 835 00:54:10,550 --> 00:54:12,686 I couldn't. 836 00:54:12,752 --> 00:54:15,522 I mean, Polly, she's a family... 837 00:54:15,689 --> 00:54:18,258 Come now, Captain, it's so simple. 838 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:21,127 Polly here could live like a queen at my petting zoo, 839 00:54:21,194 --> 00:54:24,831 and you... Well... 840 00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:28,168 With treasure like this, 841 00:54:28,568 --> 00:54:32,939 you could be famed across the seven seas. 842 00:54:37,410 --> 00:54:38,545 Captain. 843 00:54:38,611 --> 00:54:40,947 Polly's not for sale. 844 00:54:42,949 --> 00:54:45,850 You? Win Pirate of the Year? 845 00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:46,619 You're a shoo-in, sir. 846 00:54:46,686 --> 00:54:49,723 There's not a pirate on the seven seas can match you. 847 00:54:49,789 --> 00:54:51,791 But what about winning Pirate of the Year 848 00:54:51,858 --> 00:54:54,828 and showing all those other captains that you're not a loser? 849 00:54:54,894 --> 00:54:57,464 Loser... Loser... 850 00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:02,435 I'm a floating head. 851 00:55:03,336 --> 00:55:04,871 So, Captain, 852 00:55:05,505 --> 00:55:08,775 are you going to do the right thing? 853 00:55:13,179 --> 00:55:17,317 I'm sailing out on the ocean 854 00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:20,453 Out on the deep blue sea 855 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,156 20 minutes, he said. 856 00:55:23,223 --> 00:55:24,824 Didn't he say 20 minutes? 857 00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:26,226 Don't worry, lads. 858 00:55:26,292 --> 00:55:27,794 He probably just got caught up, 859 00:55:28,862 --> 00:55:29,896 you know, 860 00:55:30,630 --> 00:55:32,599 battling a giant squid or something. 861 00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:43,209 Well, come on, you lubbers! 862 00:55:43,276 --> 00:55:44,444 It's him! 863 00:55:44,511 --> 00:55:45,679 I told you! 864 00:55:45,745 --> 00:55:48,480 I... I told you he wouldn't let us down. 865 00:55:48,114 --> 00:55:49,382 Hello, boys. 866 00:55:50,383 --> 00:55:51,885 Miss me? 867 00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:54,870 I'm having a mirage. 868 00:55:54,154 --> 00:55:56,690 But... How? 869 00:55:56,756 --> 00:55:57,891 Good question, Number Two. 870 00:55:57,957 --> 00:56:01,361 I stole it all in a daring raid on the Tower of London. 871 00:56:01,561 --> 00:56:06,466 You stole all this from the Tower of London? 872 00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:07,567 That's right. 873 00:56:07,634 --> 00:56:09,769 Then I burnt it to the ground, wrestled a bear, 874 00:56:09,969 --> 00:56:12,500 and I kissed a princess for good measure. 875 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:15,809 Well, what are you waiting for? Don't just stand there like porpoises. 876 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:17,177 There's a trophy with our names on it! 877 00:56:20,146 --> 00:56:22,515 Set a course for Blood Island! 878 00:56:27,387 --> 00:56:29,322 Avast, me hearties! 879 00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:34,761 And welcome to the 59th Annual Pirate of the Year Awards! 880 00:56:53,246 --> 00:56:54,981 This is the ticket, eh, Number Two? 881 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,830 Please, please, please, can't Polly come out now? 882 00:56:57,617 --> 00:56:59,886 Best not. 883 00:57:00,587 --> 00:57:01,855 She's still very tired. 884 00:57:01,921 --> 00:57:03,556 -And here is your host for the evening... -Shush. 885 00:57:03,823 --> 00:57:07,327 ... The Pirate King! 886 00:57:11,631 --> 00:57:15,301 Hello, Pirates! 887 00:57:15,368 --> 00:57:17,370 Hello, Pirate King! 888 00:57:17,203 --> 00:57:18,838 Any lubbers in tonight? 889 00:57:18,905 --> 00:57:20,306 No! 890 00:57:25,110 --> 00:57:26,246 Behind you! 891 00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:28,848 I'm Queen Victoria! 892 00:57:28,915 --> 00:57:30,684 And I hate pirates! 893 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,388 Come on, cheer up. 894 00:57:35,455 --> 00:57:37,323 And now, you swabs, 895 00:57:37,390 --> 00:57:40,627 this is the big one. 896 00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:45,365 The nominees for Pirate of the Year are as follows:. 897 00:57:45,432 --> 00:57:48,134 Black Bellamy. 898 00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:50,270 Cutlass Liz. 899 00:57:50,403 --> 00:57:52,639 Peg-Leg Hastings. 900 00:57:52,806 --> 00:57:56,209 And a surprise late entry, 901 00:57:56,376 --> 00:57:58,478 the Pirate Captain! 902 00:57:59,679 --> 00:58:02,615 that this year's winner is 903 00:58:03,983 --> 00:58:07,200 the Pirate Captain! 904 00:58:55,350 --> 00:58:56,603 Excuse me! 905 00:58:58,710 --> 00:59:00,407 Excuse me. 906 00:59:00,573 --> 00:59:02,676 Listen, this is all very moving. 907 00:59:02,742 --> 00:59:04,778 I'm welling up here, but... 908 00:59:04,944 --> 00:59:07,547 Bellamy, this is most irregular! 909 00:59:08,114 --> 00:59:09,549 So is this! 910 00:59:17,490 --> 00:59:23,563 It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain. 911 00:59:24,264 --> 00:59:25,532 No! 912 00:59:27,233 --> 00:59:28,268 So what if she did? 913 00:59:28,334 --> 00:59:29,969 If you've been pardoned, 914 00:59:30,136 --> 00:59:32,839 then, technically, you're no longer a pirate. 915 00:59:33,373 --> 00:59:35,408 And if you're no longer a pirate, 916 00:59:35,775 --> 00:59:38,845 you really can't be Pirate of the Year, 917 00:59:39,312 --> 00:59:40,814 now, can you? 918 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:43,450 -No, you can't! -That's right! 919 00:59:43,616 --> 00:59:45,510 Is this true? 920 00:59:45,485 --> 00:59:48,922 Well, that's one, frankly, rather negative way of looking at it. 921 00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:53,260 Villainous treachery! 922 00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:55,962 Treacherous villainy! 923 00:59:56,290 --> 00:59:58,998 You have betrayed the pirating fraternity. 924 00:59:59,132 --> 01:00:00,734 But, Pirate King... 925 01:00:00,934 --> 01:00:03,336 Your pirate hat and coat! 926 01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:21,321 Your pirate badge with googly eyes. 927 01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:25,625 And your World of Hooks discount card. 928 01:00:25,859 --> 01:00:27,394 Confiscate his treasure! 929 01:00:27,594 --> 01:00:30,130 Every last bit of it. 930 01:00:30,296 --> 01:00:33,967 Begone! May your lubber shame bear down upon you. 931 01:00:34,134 --> 01:00:37,537 You are hereby banished from Blood Island! 932 01:00:39,390 --> 01:00:43,430 You are a pirate no more! 933 01:00:53,319 --> 01:00:54,654 And stay out! 934 01:00:58,358 --> 01:01:01,928 Yes, well, not a... Not a total success. 935 01:01:01,995 --> 01:01:04,664 We don't need them and their stupid awards. 936 01:01:04,731 --> 01:01:07,801 The best thing about being a pirate isn't the treasure. 937 01:01:07,867 --> 01:01:09,769 -It's the cutlasses. -It's Ham Night. 938 01:01:09,836 --> 01:01:11,538 It's Polly. 939 01:01:11,604 --> 01:01:14,307 Where is Polly, Captain? 940 01:01:14,374 --> 01:01:16,343 What do you mean? You know where she is. 941 01:01:16,409 --> 01:01:18,745 She's been upset enough. 942 01:01:18,812 --> 01:01:19,879 Captain... 943 01:01:23,583 --> 01:01:25,185 Okay, okay. 944 01:01:32,726 --> 01:01:36,296 I sold her to Queen Victoria for a boatload of treasure. 945 01:01:36,363 --> 01:01:38,932 There, I've said it. 946 01:01:46,873 --> 01:01:49,376 Well, come on. She was just a parrot. 947 01:01:49,442 --> 01:01:51,177 I mean, she wasn't even a parrot. 948 01:01:51,244 --> 01:01:53,546 Always weeing on the boat's carpets, biting everyone. 949 01:01:53,613 --> 01:01:56,316 She gave half of us tetanus, for goodness sake. 950 01:01:56,683 --> 01:01:59,520 But she was our Polly. 951 01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:01,388 Well, you know, you should be happy for her. 952 01:02:01,454 --> 01:02:03,823 She'll be, she'll be living the high life. 953 01:02:04,691 --> 01:02:08,795 Eating gold bricks wrapped up in, you know, swans. 954 01:02:12,650 --> 01:02:14,868 Well, where are you swabs going? Come on. 955 01:02:15,735 --> 01:02:19,390 Well, we'll have an adventure somewhere tropical with those native ladies 956 01:02:19,105 --> 01:02:22,142 whose outfits don't leave much to the imagination. 957 01:02:24,770 --> 01:02:27,881 Looks like it's just you and me now, eh, Number Two? 958 01:02:28,381 --> 01:02:30,350 Good old inseparable you and me. 959 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:31,985 Us two against the world, eh? 960 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:33,530 Yeah? 961 01:02:33,119 --> 01:02:35,689 Like serrano ham and, 962 01:02:35,755 --> 01:02:38,391 you know, that other kind of ham. 963 01:02:39,526 --> 01:02:40,894 Arrr. 964 01:02:42,228 --> 01:02:46,566 You can't always just say "arrr" at the end of a sentence 965 01:02:46,633 --> 01:02:49,736 and think that makes everything all right. 966 01:03:00,914 --> 01:03:03,249 Fine. Fine, go on, then. Go. 967 01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:05,118 Go! 968 01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:08,922 It's not like I need any of you, anyway. 969 01:03:10,190 --> 01:03:11,891 See if I care. 970 01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:18,531 See if I care. 971 01:05:03,636 --> 01:05:04,804 You're too late. 972 01:05:06,639 --> 01:05:07,841 She's gone. 973 01:05:07,907 --> 01:05:09,420 Charles? 974 01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:10,377 Is that you? 975 01:05:10,443 --> 01:05:11,878 What are you doing here? 976 01:05:11,945 --> 01:05:15,548 We're tramps now. It's not unlike being a scientist, but... 977 01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:19,190 ...with less experiments and more drinking your own sweat. 978 01:05:19,219 --> 01:05:22,255 But where's Polly? Why isn't she in her cage? 979 01:05:22,455 --> 01:05:25,158 It's too horrible. 980 01:05:25,925 --> 01:05:27,727 "Banquet for world leaders"? 981 01:05:27,894 --> 01:05:29,295 I've been a fool for love. 982 01:05:29,362 --> 01:05:31,898 Victoria never wanted Polly for her petting zoo. 983 01:05:31,998 --> 01:05:35,235 "Terrine of Tiger, Black Rhino Ragout, 984 01:05:35,402 --> 01:05:37,437 "Panda Face Fritters"? 985 01:05:37,504 --> 01:05:40,740 I've discovered the Queen is a member of a terrible secret 986 01:05:40,807 --> 01:05:42,509 dining society. 987 01:05:42,575 --> 01:05:45,278 Kings, queens, emperors from around the world, 988 01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:48,810 they meet on her flagship, the QV1, 989 01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:53,720 to eat the rarest and most endangered creatures they can find. 990 01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:55,989 This year, the highlight is... 991 01:05:57,624 --> 01:05:59,626 "Dodo à l'Orange"? 992 01:06:00,627 --> 01:06:02,950 She's going to eat Polly? 993 01:06:02,162 --> 01:06:03,430 It's all my fault. 994 01:06:03,496 --> 01:06:05,899 I'm an awful human being. I'll never get a girlfriend. 995 01:06:07,634 --> 01:06:09,402 Now pull yourself together, man. 996 01:06:09,469 --> 01:06:12,720 Now listen, Charles, we've all done something unforgivable. 997 01:06:12,138 --> 01:06:13,740 I've betrayed my pirate honor, 998 01:06:13,807 --> 01:06:17,243 you've betrayed science, and Mr. Bobo's betrayed the animal kingdom. 999 01:06:17,877 --> 01:06:19,412 -We've got to rescue her. -Us? 1000 01:06:19,479 --> 01:06:22,682 Against the crowned heads of the world on an impregnable warship? 1001 01:06:22,849 --> 01:06:24,150 It's impossible odds! 1002 01:06:24,217 --> 01:06:26,319 It's only impossible if you stop to think about it. 1003 01:06:26,386 --> 01:06:27,821 Come on, we didn't evolve from slugs 1004 01:06:28,210 --> 01:06:30,357 just to sit here drinking our own sweat, now, did we? 1005 01:06:30,423 --> 01:06:31,524 Are you with us, Mr. Bobo? 1006 01:06:36,496 --> 01:06:37,464 Oh, I say. 1007 01:06:37,931 --> 01:06:38,898 Well, pah! 1008 01:06:38,998 --> 01:06:40,433 We can do without the monkey-man. 1009 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,202 Sorry, what was that about slugs? 1010 01:06:42,268 --> 01:06:45,372 No time for that now. Come on. 1011 01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:51,111 Prepare to be boarded, nerds. 1012 01:07:02,555 --> 01:07:05,191 It's true! You can see down ladies' tops. 1013 01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:07,460 Keep pedaling, Charles. 1014 01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:12,232 Help! 1015 01:07:45,632 --> 01:07:47,967 Neptune's nostrils. Not a thing. 1016 01:07:52,380 --> 01:07:54,441 Where the devil can she be? 1017 01:07:54,507 --> 01:07:56,443 Captain? 1018 01:08:01,915 --> 01:08:03,683 Pedal faster, Chuck! 1019 01:08:10,590 --> 01:08:13,493 But how on earth do we get on board? 1020 01:08:14,761 --> 01:08:16,229 This might sting a bit. 1021 01:08:16,296 --> 01:08:17,530 I really don't... 1022 01:08:18,298 --> 01:08:20,660 Catch hold of something! 1023 01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:21,434 Good man. 1024 01:08:31,177 --> 01:08:35,150 How do you like my pygmy elephant nuggets, Your Majesty? 1025 01:08:35,810 --> 01:08:37,317 They're good, but not quite 1026 01:08:37,384 --> 01:08:39,486 rare enough for my tastes. 1027 01:08:39,552 --> 01:08:40,787 Not rare enough? 1028 01:08:40,987 --> 01:08:43,323 Only three have been seen in the last 50 years. 1029 01:08:43,490 --> 01:08:45,625 As many as three? 1030 01:08:45,692 --> 01:08:46,926 Well, well. 1031 01:08:46,993 --> 01:08:50,563 Just wait until you see what I've got for the main course. 1032 01:08:50,964 --> 01:08:52,699 Gaston? 1033 01:08:52,899 --> 01:08:54,670 Gaston? 1034 01:08:54,734 --> 01:08:56,102 Are you there? 1035 01:08:56,169 --> 01:08:57,137 Oui, Your Majesty. 1036 01:08:57,237 --> 01:08:58,204 Gaston, I think 1037 01:08:58,304 --> 01:09:00,140 -we're ready. -Neptune's teeth. 1038 01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:03,760 There's not a moment to lose. We've got to find that kitchen. 1039 01:09:03,143 --> 01:09:05,712 But it's hopeless. Where do we even start to... 1040 01:09:05,879 --> 01:09:09,315 So that's why I reckon, in a straight fight, a shark 1041 01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:11,317 -would probably beat a Dracula. -No! 1042 01:09:11,384 --> 01:09:14,521 Course, a Frankenstein versus a jellyfish, 1043 01:09:14,688 --> 01:09:16,423 well, that's a different matter. 1044 01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:20,794 All clear, Chuck. 1045 01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:23,496 Chuck? 1046 01:09:24,698 --> 01:09:26,966 It's all right, Charles, I'm coming! 1047 01:09:28,234 --> 01:09:30,437 -Don't worry, I'll just... -Charles? 1048 01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:33,600 Just... Just hang on! 1049 01:09:36,109 --> 01:09:37,677 Charles? 1050 01:09:41,247 --> 01:09:42,415 Poseidon's lips! 1051 01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:44,584 Are you all right, Charles? 1052 01:09:46,453 --> 01:09:48,188 Hey, you there! 1053 01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:49,622 What are you doing here? 1054 01:09:49,689 --> 01:09:51,891 Well, now. Excellent question. 1055 01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,610 All exotic animals should have been delivered to the chef by now. 1056 01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:56,496 -What? -What is it? 1057 01:09:56,563 --> 01:09:57,664 Some sort of duck? 1058 01:09:58,798 --> 01:10:01,670 Yes, yes. That's it, yes. 1059 01:10:02,402 --> 01:10:03,803 Quack, quack. 1060 01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:05,238 Hurry up, then. Kitchen's that way. 1061 01:10:05,405 --> 01:10:07,107 Yeah, come away! Go on. 1062 01:10:07,173 --> 01:10:08,208 Quack, quack. 1063 01:10:09,142 --> 01:10:12,278 Here we go, my pretty. 1064 01:10:12,812 --> 01:10:15,315 It's time to be... 1065 01:10:16,983 --> 01:10:19,850 ...dèlicieux! 1066 01:10:22,255 --> 01:10:23,523 Mon dieu! 1067 01:10:29,763 --> 01:10:32,699 Polly, come to Daddy. 1068 01:10:32,766 --> 01:10:35,100 I'm sorry, old girl. 1069 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,871 I will never, ever leave you again. I promise. 1070 01:10:38,605 --> 01:10:40,373 I will never leave you. 1071 01:10:42,242 --> 01:10:43,610 Perhaps we'd best make a move. 1072 01:10:44,944 --> 01:10:47,313 Yes, yes, yes, of course. Back to the balloon. 1073 01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:48,348 Gaston? 1074 01:10:48,648 --> 01:10:49,716 Gaston? 1075 01:10:50,717 --> 01:10:52,152 Hello? 1076 01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:55,880 Captain. No. 1077 01:10:55,321 --> 01:10:57,390 Hello, Your Majesty. 1078 01:10:57,457 --> 01:11:00,760 The dodo is coming tout de suite. 1079 01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:03,830 -This really isn't wise. -Claudette est dans la bibliotheque. 1080 01:11:03,897 --> 01:11:04,931 Please, I think we... 1081 01:11:04,998 --> 01:11:08,101 But you know, Your Majesty, you cannot hurry the cooking. 1082 01:11:08,168 --> 01:11:10,537 Is a very delicate recipe, uh? 1083 01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:14,307 And the dodo is a very fattening dish. 1084 01:11:14,374 --> 01:11:15,742 Perhaps is not so good for you. 1085 01:11:15,842 --> 01:11:18,645 And, you know, the calories, they will go straight to your chubby thighs. 1086 01:11:18,712 --> 01:11:20,447 -Captain. -A minute on the lips 1087 01:11:20,513 --> 01:11:21,614 is a lifetime on the... 1088 01:11:22,215 --> 01:11:23,583 Zut alors! 1089 01:11:23,783 --> 01:11:24,851 Well, well. 1090 01:11:24,918 --> 01:11:27,200 Pirate Captain. 1091 01:11:28,755 --> 01:11:30,523 Here you are again. And... 1092 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:31,991 Oh, my. 1093 01:11:32,158 --> 01:11:35,261 Is that Mr. Darwin behind those feathers? 1094 01:11:35,328 --> 01:11:36,296 Hello. 1095 01:11:36,529 --> 01:11:39,699 What a delightfully unexpected surprise. 1096 01:11:40,133 --> 01:11:43,903 You know, I think, secretly... 1097 01:11:45,805 --> 01:11:48,875 ...I've always loved you, Charles. 1098 01:11:49,609 --> 01:11:51,440 Gosh. 1099 01:11:51,778 --> 01:11:52,846 Really? 1100 01:11:53,580 --> 01:11:54,547 No! 1101 01:11:58,885 --> 01:12:01,287 Give me my dodo! 1102 01:12:02,522 --> 01:12:04,324 Now, come on, Vickie, be sensible. 1103 01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:06,459 It's just you, a tiny queen, 1104 01:12:06,526 --> 01:12:09,462 against me, a dashing terror of the high seas. 1105 01:12:09,529 --> 01:12:11,398 En garde! 1106 01:12:11,464 --> 01:12:12,565 Oh, dear! 1107 01:12:12,632 --> 01:12:14,601 Poor defenseless me. 1108 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,400 What is a girl to do? 1109 01:12:21,775 --> 01:12:22,909 Now, steady on. 1110 01:12:25,178 --> 01:12:26,246 Now careful. 1111 01:12:26,446 --> 01:12:28,648 Do you know why I really hate pirates? 1112 01:12:28,815 --> 01:12:29,783 Childhood trauma, was it? 1113 01:12:29,916 --> 01:12:31,985 Bitten by a pirate when you were a baby? 1114 01:12:33,286 --> 01:12:34,254 Beard envy? 1115 01:12:34,354 --> 01:12:36,389 It's because you're out-of-date. 1116 01:12:36,623 --> 01:12:38,258 You're dinosaurs! 1117 01:12:38,425 --> 01:12:41,494 All that "romance of the seas" guff! 1118 01:12:52,105 --> 01:12:53,840 Right, where were we? 1119 01:12:54,607 --> 01:12:56,900 Look at you. 1120 01:12:56,209 --> 01:12:57,677 You should be extinct. 1121 01:13:02,215 --> 01:13:04,451 Along with your little friend! 1122 01:13:18,598 --> 01:13:19,933 Pity you can't eat pirates, really. 1123 01:13:23,570 --> 01:13:27,440 But you'd probably taste of barnacles. 1124 01:13:27,607 --> 01:13:31,544 Whereas, dear little Polly here is going to be 1125 01:13:31,778 --> 01:13:36,850 absolutely delicious! 1126 01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:41,588 Mr. Bobo? 1127 01:13:43,456 --> 01:13:45,425 Give me back my dinner! 1128 01:13:45,492 --> 01:13:48,161 -Captain, catch! -Number Two! 1129 01:13:52,599 --> 01:13:53,633 Sorry, Vickie. 1130 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,136 Dodo is off the menu. 1131 01:14:03,777 --> 01:14:05,245 No, no, stop! 1132 01:14:08,214 --> 01:14:09,249 Stop! 1133 01:14:13,486 --> 01:14:14,521 Stop! 1134 01:14:17,624 --> 01:14:20,493 I'm being squashed by giant barrels of vinegar! 1135 01:14:27,934 --> 01:14:29,200 Good work, Chuck. 1136 01:14:29,169 --> 01:14:30,437 Number Two, what are you doing here? 1137 01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:32,505 How did you find me? Where are the lads? 1138 01:14:32,639 --> 01:14:34,741 Don't worry, they're on the case. 1139 01:14:40,613 --> 01:14:42,816 It's all thanks to Mr. Bobo here. 1140 01:14:42,882 --> 01:14:45,752 He rowed halfway across the ocean to tell us what you were up to. 1141 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:49,890 And, you know, I figured you 1142 01:14:49,155 --> 01:14:51,458 tend to end up wrapped in sausages facing certain death 1143 01:14:51,558 --> 01:14:53,426 at about this point in an adventure. 1144 01:14:53,493 --> 01:14:54,794 Yes. 1145 01:14:54,861 --> 01:14:57,970 Yeah. 1146 01:14:57,163 --> 01:14:58,631 Yes. 1147 01:14:59,332 --> 01:15:02,435 Listen, Number Two, l... 1148 01:15:02,569 --> 01:15:05,271 I realize I let you down. 1149 01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:10,910 Sorry. 1150 01:15:10,977 --> 01:15:12,312 I let everybody down. 1151 01:15:13,130 --> 01:15:15,281 You know, I've... 1152 01:15:15,448 --> 01:15:19,219 Well, I've done some pretty appalling things in my piratical career. 1153 01:15:19,285 --> 01:15:22,222 Like that time I used babies as squid bait. 1154 01:15:22,589 --> 01:15:24,391 Or that other time I thought it would be 1155 01:15:24,557 --> 01:15:26,693 okay to let a turtle drive the boat. 1156 01:15:26,793 --> 01:15:28,661 But the thing is... 1157 01:15:28,862 --> 01:15:30,997 I mean, what I'm trying to say is... 1158 01:15:31,498 --> 01:15:34,901 You decided to single-handedly take on Queen Victoria's flagship, 1159 01:15:34,968 --> 01:15:36,469 in order to rescue Polly. 1160 01:15:37,570 --> 01:15:39,105 Yes, I'm afraid I did. 1161 01:15:41,441 --> 01:15:44,310 That's terrifically idiotic. 1162 01:15:44,477 --> 01:15:45,545 Yes. 1163 01:15:45,745 --> 01:15:49,215 It's also the reason why me and the lads, 1164 01:15:49,416 --> 01:15:51,985 well, we still think 1165 01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,188 you're the best pirate on the seven sea... 1166 01:16:05,565 --> 01:16:06,800 Gadzooks! 1167 01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:09,350 No! 1168 01:16:26,753 --> 01:16:27,721 Polly! 1169 01:16:28,888 --> 01:16:29,923 Oh, no, you don't. 1170 01:16:29,989 --> 01:16:31,240 Captain? 1171 01:16:40,633 --> 01:16:43,703 Kiss your beaky little friend goodbye. 1172 01:17:02,288 --> 01:17:04,758 That's it, Polly. Snip-snip. 1173 01:17:04,858 --> 01:17:07,127 Come on, little dodo. Bitey-bite. 1174 01:17:07,293 --> 01:17:09,290 The dumpy lady's got Polly! 1175 01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:10,697 Snip-snip. 1176 01:17:12,980 --> 01:17:13,199 Bite it! 1177 01:17:13,333 --> 01:17:15,100 Bite it, you stupid bird! 1178 01:17:15,135 --> 01:17:16,903 Bite it! 1179 01:17:23,309 --> 01:17:24,911 No! 1180 01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:26,312 My dodo! 1181 01:17:26,379 --> 01:17:27,447 Polly! 1182 01:17:27,614 --> 01:17:29,683 My dinner! 1183 01:17:45,131 --> 01:17:46,599 Barnacles. 1184 01:18:06,186 --> 01:18:08,254 Well done, sir. 1185 01:18:08,321 --> 01:18:09,289 Hey! 1186 01:18:09,389 --> 01:18:11,240 Wah-hey, Captain! 1187 01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:14,270 Fair play to you, sir. 1188 01:18:15,161 --> 01:18:16,896 Wah-hey! 1189 01:18:19,733 --> 01:18:23,837 This is our most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure ever. 1190 01:18:23,903 --> 01:18:26,373 You'll swing for this! Curse you! 1191 01:18:26,573 --> 01:18:29,809 And after you've done swinging, I'll chop your head off! 1192 01:18:32,178 --> 01:18:35,849 You'll be outlawed across the globe! 1193 01:18:35,915 --> 01:18:39,519 There'll be a higher price on your head than any pirate before you! 1194 01:18:39,953 --> 01:18:44,424 The whole world will know your name! 1195 01:18:48,128 --> 01:18:49,863 Welcome back, 1196 01:18:50,497 --> 01:18:51,898 Captain. 1197 01:19:16,523 --> 01:19:18,391 -See ya! -Bye! 1198 01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:20,226 Bye-bye! 1199 01:19:30,470 --> 01:19:32,380 Well, it's been a pleasure, Charles. 1200 01:19:32,105 --> 01:19:33,773 Good luck with the science. 1201 01:19:33,940 --> 01:19:36,509 -Thank you, Captain. -And just a little tip, 1202 01:19:36,576 --> 01:19:38,440 grow yourself a beard. 1203 01:19:38,144 --> 01:19:39,746 It'll make your face look less lumpy. 1204 01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:02,736 100,000 doubloons. 1205 01:20:04,604 --> 01:20:06,573 Not bad, eh, Mr. Bobo? 1206 01:20:21,210 --> 01:20:23,323 That... I... 1207 01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:27,127 -Is this a bit of squid tentacle? -Yeah. 1208 01:20:27,193 --> 01:20:28,728 And that's my earwax. 1209 01:20:33,366 --> 01:20:36,803 I keep telling you, it's never been about the trophies or the treasure. 1210 01:20:36,903 --> 01:20:39,439 It's about who you are, inside. 1211 01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:42,509 I say, you're not... 1212 01:20:42,575 --> 01:20:44,944 Not a woman disguised as a man, are you, Number Two? 1213 01:20:45,450 --> 01:20:46,112 No. 1214 01:20:46,179 --> 01:20:48,515 Because that does happen surprisingly often at sea. 1215 01:20:55,522 --> 01:20:57,157 Well, come on, you coves. 1216 01:20:57,424 --> 01:20:59,292 Those treasure chests won't plunder themselves. 1217 01:20:59,359 --> 01:21:00,694 Hoist the flag! 1218 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:02,862 Aye, aye, Captain! 1219 01:21:02,929 --> 01:21:05,832 Set a course for adventure! 1220 01:21:26,453 --> 01:21:28,221 You see? I told you. 1221 01:21:28,288 --> 01:21:29,489 Didn't I tell you? 1222 01:21:29,556 --> 01:21:32,225 Just added on for decoration, my foot.