1 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:45,912 [computer beeps] 2 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:48,140 [computer processor clicking] 3 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:05,965 [button clicks] 4 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,245 [man, faintly] Where? Where did you see it? 5 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:22,315 This way? Did it go in here? In here? 6 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:24,918 [door opens] 7 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,486 Ah, there it is. 8 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,254 [dragon chirps] 9 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,962 [footsteps approach] 10 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:38,398 Who closes the door, keeps the door. 11 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:41,334 No. You can't do this. 12 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:42,102 - No! - [supernatural blast] 13 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:53,513 [frenetic orchestral music] 14 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,221 [door closes] 15 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:49,629 [bells chiming in distance] 16 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,566 [man] What? No... 17 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,368 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 18 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,103 [panting] 19 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,805 Oh, bloody alarm! 20 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,708 [frantic operatic music] 21 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:07,681 ♪ 22 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:13,119 [music pauses] 23 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,120 [sighs] 24 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,655 [music resumes] 25 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,390 ♪ 26 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,925 - [music pauses] - No! 27 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,126 [music resumes] 28 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:25,432 ♪ 29 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,466 Neville! 30 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:29,302 ♪ 31 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:30,437 [music pauses] 32 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,500 Kidding me! 33 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,741 - [music resumes] - [toaster sparks] 34 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,677 ♪ 35 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,312 [toaster crackles] 36 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:45,285 ♪ 37 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,563 Thank you. 38 00:04:58,398 --> 00:04:59,332 [wet squelch] 39 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:02,736 What the...? 40 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,438 Oh! 41 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:08,174 ♪ 42 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,476 Excuse me. Sorry. 43 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,313 Sorry. 44 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:18,752 [scoffs] 45 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,488 Sorry. 46 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,756 Sorry, guys. Excuse me. 47 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:27,627 Sorry. Hi. Is this the line for applicants? 48 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,496 - Join the queue. - Oh, thank you. 49 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,168 Excuse me. Sorry. Are you here for the barista job? 50 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,700 [man] Paul? Paul Carpenter? 51 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,240 It is you! 52 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,909 [chuckles] Thought it wasn't you for a minute. 53 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,110 Here's me calling out to a stranger. 54 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:46,246 [chuckles awkwardly] 55 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,547 Monty Smith-Gregg. 56 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,816 Don't you dare tell me you don't remember me. 57 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,180 - Um... - You don't? Or you do? 58 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:53,553 I can't tell with that funny face of yours. 59 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,388 You always had that look in class. 60 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:58,825 I taught 18th-century Ethics and History of Music. 61 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,361 - At King's. - Oh, I didn't go to King's. 62 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,196 And other campuses. 63 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,931 I had long hair and a beard. 64 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,499 You used to sit next to Neville. 65 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:07,400 - Yes... - Funny Neville 66 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,402 with his weak knees. 67 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:12,505 Plus I coached you in football, Mr. Forgetty! 68 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:15,208 This is such a coincidence! 69 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,210 You still got that shirt? The one with the, uh... 70 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,512 Oh, what did it say? I should go. 71 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:22,480 - How's your brother? - I don't have a brother. 72 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,218 Anyway, must dash. I have an interview, just like you. 73 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,686 Another coincidence! 74 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,288 - Bye! - Bye. 75 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:32,592 Monty? 76 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,230 Oh... 77 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,799 [phones chiming and clicking] 78 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,107 Oh, great... 79 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,508 - [dog yaps] - Hey! 80 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,443 Wait! 81 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,780 [frantic operatic music] 82 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,880 ♪ 83 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,117 Stop! Grab that dog! Hey! 84 00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:00,453 ♪ 85 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:01,454 [music stops] 86 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,909 [whimsical tinkling music] 87 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:28,882 ♪ 88 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:49,135 [Muzak playing faintly] 89 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,937 Hello? 90 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:54,374 [Muzak, indistinct speech on TV] 91 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,743 [man on TV] Central London organization... 92 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:03,149 [indistinct TV speech continues] 93 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,152 [eerie music] 94 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:12,250 ♪ 95 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:17,330 [man on TV] With world's best practice... 96 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,966 [speech on tv continues indistinctly] 97 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,836 Excuse me, but are you here for the job interview? 98 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,171 It says "applicants" on the door, but... 99 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,400 this is an odd place for a job interview. 100 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,177 I was actually supposed to have an interview at a cafe, 101 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,979 which is interesting... 102 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,914 mildly. 103 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,650 D-do you know what they do here? 104 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,719 - Or what position...? - [woman] I'm sorry. 105 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,688 Is there something I'm doing to make you want to talk to me? 106 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,190 - Pardon? - I really need to focus. 107 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,725 Sorry. 108 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,610 Oh, of course. Yeah. You should focus. 109 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,365 Oh, you... you're watching. 110 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,834 Maybe I... I should just watch too. 111 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:57,300 [man on TV] We've always been there... 112 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,539 -[couch squeaks] - ...and always will. 113 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:04,210 Life at JW Wells as a new recruit 114 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,745 is never dull. 115 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,547 On the contrary, 116 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:11,170 the jobs can be demanding and often confronting. 117 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:12,585 We may not advertise our services 118 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,587 and shout our name from the rooftops, 119 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:17,290 but that is because we do not need to. 120 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,760 Our reputation is already well established, 121 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,762 which is why we can hide in the shadows 122 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,597 waiting for business to come to us. 123 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:27,867 Now you know a bit about what we do here 124 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,603 at JW Wells and Company, 125 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,605 we hope you will join our team. 126 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,874 [Muzak on tv continues] 127 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,609 [woman giggling] 128 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,413 No, you were... you were outstanding, my dear. 129 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,148 Mr. Wells was very impressed. 130 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,983 - We all were. - That's a relief. 131 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:45,452 He's a personal hero of mine, you know. 132 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,786 Yes. 133 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:50,230 Oh, good luck! Just have fun with it. 134 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,727 [softly] These other interviews are just formalities. 135 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,762 The job is all but yours. 136 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,267 [exasperated sigh] Paul Carpenter! 137 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,802 What...? M-me? 138 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:05,939 How does he know my name? 139 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,576 [man] Chop-chop! 140 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,647 [plodding music] 141 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,650 ♪ 142 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,619 So, what is it you do here? 143 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,289 We do what we can. 144 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,724 Right. 145 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,361 - [hushed chatter] - [door opens] 146 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,304 Mr. Wells, 147 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,973 ladies and gentlemen of the board, 148 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,208 this is Paul Carpenter. 149 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,344 Well, glad you found us. 150 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,480 The side entrance is a bit tricky, but... 151 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,117 Apologies about the lobby being renovated. 152 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,686 It's all to align with the 153 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:55,488 "new dawn" of our great company. 154 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,324 You will be part of that new dawn, too. 155 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,827 - I will be? - Well, you could be. 156 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,328 It all rather depends on the next two minutes, 157 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,797 wouldn't you say? 158 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,865 - Right. - Why don't you tell us 159 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,834 something about yourself, Paul? 160 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,837 Ah... there's not much to tell, really. 161 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,506 I've got four GCSEs and two A-Levels. 162 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,342 I'm currently between employment. 163 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,843 Single. 164 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,546 I live with a friend, Neville, who hasn't paid 165 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,140 his half of the rent for 2 months, but let's not 166 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,582 hold that against him, even though it does mean 167 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,840 we'll be probably be evicted unless I get this job. 168 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,853 Well, a job. 169 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,722 It's highly unlikely that I get this job... 170 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,724 especially if I keep talking. But I'd like it. 171 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,892 You know, whatever it is. It seems... 172 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,127 interesting. 173 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,898 Anyway, yeah, that's... me. 174 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,401 And what makes you think you'd be suited to this position? 175 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,405 I dunno. 176 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,906 Well, what made you apply? 177 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:49,909 Uh, coincidence, really. 178 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,177 Go on. 179 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,912 Well, my alarm didn't go off. 180 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,547 My trousers had a stain. 181 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,883 My shoelace broke, twice. 182 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,185 A dog stole my scarf. The toaster blew up. 183 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,187 I ran into someone who used to teach me at university 184 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,555 although I don't remember him at all 185 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,624 and then I chased the dog, and here I am. 186 00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,561 - Any hobbies? - Pardon? 187 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,730 What do you do in your spare time? 188 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,299 Well, all my time is spare, really. 189 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,868 - Ah. - But I used to paint 190 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,569 - model soldiers. - [woman] Which period? 191 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,572 Medieval. I also did those fantasy ones. 192 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,908 - Trolls and goblins. - Goblins? 193 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,777 I tried Napoleonic, but they were too fiddly. 194 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,278 I see. 195 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:27,914 I don't do that so much now. 196 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,883 And what do you most admire 197 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,218 about the works of Chekhov? 198 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,954 Ah... dunno. 199 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,423 The way he says "Course laid in, Captain" 200 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,957 is pretty cool. 201 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,225 But mostly he doesn't get to do much. 202 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,728 - [groans] - Chekhov the playwright. 203 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,432 - "Star Trek." - Any languages? 204 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,599 Uh, French and German at school, 205 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,969 but I can't really... 206 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:50,937 remember any of it now. 207 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,607 [speaks in German] 208 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,109 - Sorry? - Casimir is asking you 209 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,677 about your social life, pumpkin. 210 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,448 [bangs table] 211 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,116 Pardon? 212 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,118 What are you looking at, Mr. Carpenter? 213 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,688 Oh, sorry. Uh, it's nothing. It's... 214 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,190 You seem distracted. 215 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,127 It's just the wallpaper. 216 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,796 The cracks are a map of London. 217 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,469 The Tube. 218 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,938 And there's the M25. 219 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,206 There's Hyde Park. 220 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,909 As soon as you see it, you can't unsee it. 221 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,247 It's like one of those Magic Eye things. 222 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,857 Well, this has been a truly forgettable experience. 223 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,959 Shall I see you out, Mr. Carpenter? 224 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,860 - Oh, that's OK. - Yes, I shall. 225 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,280 - Sorry. - Come on. 226 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,863 Well, thanks for meeting you all. 227 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:53,330 Um, good to... I mean, to meet you. 228 00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,968 [man] We heard it. Thank you. 229 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,503 [door opens] 230 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,400 [door closes] 231 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,516 - [dog whines quietly] - [groans] 232 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,170 You... 233 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:15,321 Stay... 234 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,756 Stay. 235 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,733 - [door closes] - All right? 236 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,700 Oh, dear. 237 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,720 How is anyone supposed to get a job in this town? 238 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,908 You should just go abroad. You know, be a man of letters. 239 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:38,345 Paul Carpenter-- renaissance man. 240 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:42,820 Renaissance men usually have more than £5 to their name. 241 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:43,450 Any ladies there? 242 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,784 No. 243 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,886 Liar. Spill. 244 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,540 [thump] 245 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,423 [Paul] Neville? 246 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,927 - Hmm? - What's going on? 247 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,929 Yeah, the couch is gone. 248 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,797 Yes, I noticed that. 249 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,733 I'm moving home. 250 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:03,103 - What?! Like, right now? - I'm sorry. I just... 251 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,905 Just, do you ever feel like you're not meant for 252 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,208 this kind of, you know, "work, rent, bills, bus, 253 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,310 Tube, bills, work, rent" kind of life? 254 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,745 Yes, of course! We all do. 255 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,790 Well, I had this amazing epiphany last night. 256 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:14,814 I thought, "Neville, why are you being 257 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,750 a slave to the system?" 258 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,818 You know, "Go home, go back to university, 259 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,870 just... never leave again." 260 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:22,489 - [Paul] Right. - [Neville] And you know what? 261 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,958 As soon as I said it, I just felt... 262 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,600 [chuckles] free. 263 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,620 [Paul] Wow. I'm really happy for you. 264 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:30,597 But where does that leave me? 265 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,965 [Neville] We're all individuals, Paul. 266 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,967 You are free to make your own choices, mate. 267 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,769 [Paul] Ignoring the fact I don't have a job 268 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:36,836 and my parents have moved to Florida. 269 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:37,971 [Neville] Yeah, ignoring that. 270 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,239 I can't believe this, Neville! 271 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,740 I know, I'm gonna miss you too. 272 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,842 No! I mean, how am I meant to find someone with zero notice? 273 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,144 [Neville] I'll pay for next week. 274 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,512 [Paul] You're already two months behind! 275 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,646 [Neville] All right, well, maybe you'll get... 276 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,214 [breeze blowing] 277 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,357 "JW Wells and Co"? 278 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,793 That's where my interview was. 279 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,995 But I didn't give them this address. 280 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,863 "Dear Mr. Carpenter, "Thank you for 281 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:07,100 "your smashing interview at 9:43am today. 282 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:10,370 "It was a real highlight and we were unanimously impressed. 283 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,500 "We are therefore thrilled to offer you 284 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,140 "the position of Paid Intern. 285 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,842 "It would be most agreeable if you could make yourself 286 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:19,446 "available for work from tomorrow, 9:00 am sharp. 287 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,247 "Please enter through the main entrance at 70 St Mary..." 288 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,118 Bloody hell. I got a job! 289 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,654 You see? All works out in the end. 290 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,888 [chuckles] 291 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,291 I got a job! 292 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,292 [alarm blares] 293 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,461 [dramatic operatic music] 294 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:40,400 ♪ 295 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,884 [operatic music continues] 296 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:03,890 ♪ 297 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,727 [Paul] Thank you. 298 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:13,330 [phones chiming and bleeping] 299 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,523 Mr. Roden! 300 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,196 Referral, please. 301 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,702 Ew. 302 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,720 Suite 1409. 303 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,142 - [bell buzzes] - [door opens] 304 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,314 What's the matter? Need help sitting? 305 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,316 - Oh, I'm... I'm not... - [door opens] 306 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,218 Ah! 307 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,788 Hm? 308 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,290 Well, Rosie, what do we think of the new lobby? 309 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,326 Oh, Mr. Wells, 310 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,161 I was expecting to be pleased, 311 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,530 but this morning, when I saw it for the first time, 312 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,967 my heart burst with a new passion for my work. 313 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,602 I can't tell if you're being serious. 314 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,171 I couldn't be more serious... 315 00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,239 about the new lobby. 316 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,177 - Carpenter! - Hi. 317 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,980 - Wearing a suit, I see. - Mm. 318 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,982 Very nice. Making an effort--tick. 319 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,351 Trying to be yourself-- bigger tick. 320 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,154 We're all a big happy family here, aren't we, Rosie? 321 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:18,358 - Yes? - One big happy family. 322 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,361 We're going to tear through mountains together. 323 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,830 - Paul? - Paul. Ah, OK. 324 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,320 Well, I love to tear... mountains. 325 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,730 [door creaks and closes] 326 00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:34,708 Paul Carpenter. 327 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,878 Last chance to change your mind. 328 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,830 [intercom whines] 329 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:47,870 Mr. Tanner, the new intern's here. 330 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:48,755 [Tanner on intercom] No, she's here already, Mum. 331 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,223 Uh, I mean "Rosie." 332 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,260 Well, they're coming in thick and fast 333 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,594 'cause there's another one here with a clueless look 334 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,729 on his face. 335 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,765 I don't suppose you could fill me in 336 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,800 on what this company actually does? 337 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:14,381 [Tanner, scornfully] Carpenter. 338 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:17,917 I was hoping that you'd died. 339 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,687 Well, follow me. 340 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,222 - Chop-chop! - Dennis! 341 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:24,791 Shirt. 342 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:25,759 Oh, yes. 343 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,195 Come on. Hurry up! Come on! 344 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,234 For God's sake... 345 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,371 No, not that way... 346 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,640 [Dennis muttering] 347 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,243 Why is the...? 348 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,912 Ah, all this was meant to be done by Christmas! 349 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,580 By Christmas! 350 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:53,860 Now... interns report to me and me only. 351 00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:54,721 - Is that clear? - OK. Yes. 352 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,257 "Yes, Mr. Tanner." 353 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:01,294 Now, JW Wells is a highly respected firm. 354 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,263 Oops! 355 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,398 And we expect nothing less than excellence 356 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,300 from our employees. 357 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,102 - Is that clear? - Of course. 358 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,271 "Of course, Mr. Tanner"! 359 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:15,675 Now, in return, you will be working 360 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,844 for the most innovative company in history. 361 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,179 Hup! 362 00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:22,382 Don't panic. 363 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,457 All clear, no harm done. 364 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,492 With me, boy. 365 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,694 [telephones ringing, bustling chatter] 366 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,329 [Dennis] Now listen very carefully. 367 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,431 This is really all you need to know. 368 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:42,135 For centuries, our distinguished firm, JW... 369 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,336 Oh, thank you, thank you. 370 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,505 Our distinguished firm, JW Wells, 371 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,607 has performed a plethora 372 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:51,444 of invaluable services for our clients, including... 373 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,613 - [hubbub drowns out speech] - I didn't quite hear... 374 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,316 ...temporal pausation or advancement 375 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,184 and, of course, our signature dish, 376 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,520 which is coincidensation. 377 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,323 Now, we have never had an unhappy client. 378 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,527 [typewriters clacking] 379 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,763 [Dennis] And we trust it will remain that way. 380 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:13,633 If you decide to stay, you arrive at 0900, 381 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:17,300 lunch is at 1300, tea 1500, 382 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,673 and pens down at 5 o'clock. 383 00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,475 And I don't care how much of a suckhole you are, 384 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:26,460 you never, ever stay after hours. 385 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:28,181 - Is that clear? - Yes. 386 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,250 - Mr. Tanner. - Thank you. 387 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,386 [tubes suctioning] 388 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,925 You look like the sort of chap who owns a computer. 389 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,610 Do not bring it to work. 390 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,363 - Hurry along! - [tubes suctioning] 391 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,398 They do not function within these four walls, 392 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,467 and what is more, they're common. 393 00:22:49,903 --> 00:22:51,504 - Any questions? - I just didn't quite hear... 394 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,572 No questions. Good. 395 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:58,211 You may be excited about working here. 396 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,513 That would be a mistake. 397 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,717 You are the lowest of the low, Mr. Carpenter. 398 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,288 I can't think of anything lower. 399 00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,230 Even the tiniest mites 400 00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:11,791 that inhabit this grotty carpet 401 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:15,295 upon which we walk are more important than you. 402 00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:16,863 And, like the mites, 403 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,733 the less you are seen, the longer you will last. 404 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:20,600 Right. 405 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,535 "Right, Mr. Tanner!" 406 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:23,436 +Mr. Tanner. 407 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:27,407 Now... you'll be sharing 408 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,442 with the other new blob of insignificance 409 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,443 that arrived today. 410 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,745 Oh. What other blob? 411 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:34,447 This one. 412 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:37,617 Sophie Pettingel. 413 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,886 She managed to get here on time. 414 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,421 Well, wait here. 415 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:42,455 Maybe someone will find you something to do. 416 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,557 Oh! 417 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,626 Why don't you tell Sophie about your last girlfriend? 418 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:50,330 Oh, that's right. You've never had one. 419 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:52,832 [guffaws wheezily] 420 00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:57,837 [scoffs] That's not true, by the way. 421 00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,473 I have had... 422 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,575 We never called each other boyfriend and girlfriend... 423 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,476 The smell of coffee makes me sick. 424 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:06,179 The what? Oh. Sorry. 425 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,989 Ah... Oh, that's hot. Very... 426 00:24:21,161 --> 00:24:22,162 Ah. 427 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:24,998 [exhales] 428 00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:48,655 Looks like we were up for the same job. 429 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,900 Hm. 430 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,326 Yeah, I'm pretty sure they made a mistake, actually. 431 00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:55,328 All depends on what they were looking for. 432 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:56,663 If it was inarticulate, nervous gits 433 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,964 with little talent or initiative, 434 00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:59,199 they've struck gold. 435 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:03,703 With me... I mean. Not you. 436 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:07,400 You're obviously talented and... not a git. 437 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,215 Do you have any idea what they do here? 438 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,151 With all those typists? 439 00:25:18,151 --> 00:25:20,387 And the big map with the...? 440 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:23,690 There's a nice pub across the street, which is good. 441 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,920 It's important, isn't it? To have after-work drinks. 442 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,995 Or hitting-target drinks. Or sales drinks. 443 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:32,665 Or, like... drink drinks. 444 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:34,834 My dad used to go to the pub after work every day. 445 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:37,237 So did my mum, actually. "Debeef" drinks. 446 00:25:37,237 --> 00:25:39,172 Debrief "dinks." Drinks. 447 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:40,707 Debrief drinks. 448 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,576 Did you work anywhere before this job? 449 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,446 Um, what kind of question is that? 450 00:25:46,446 --> 00:25:48,715 Oh, uh, I was just wondering if 451 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:51,117 all office jobs are like this. 452 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,887 You know, you sort of sit and wait to be told. 453 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:56,756 Or maybe you could fill me in on some work practices. 454 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,260 You know, like when to... 455 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,728 Go to the pub? 456 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,196 What? No. 457 00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:05,598 Um... unless you want to. 458 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,767 But-but not in an inappropriate way, of course. 459 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,203 If there's a way to do it... if... 460 00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:11,738 'Cause, I mean, I can't, and don't want to, 461 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:12,906 by the way, ask. 462 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,741 And neither do you want to be asked, 463 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,876 or ask me, which is good. 464 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:19,479 We've got apps for that. 465 00:26:19,479 --> 00:26:21,147 And I'm certainly not gonna look for you on my app. 466 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:22,582 I think you should stop now. 467 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:23,616 Yeah, I think you're right. 468 00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:25,585 - [yelps] - [Sophie] What?! 469 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:26,453 Shh. 470 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:46,239 [trolley rattling] 471 00:26:46,239 --> 00:26:47,607 [Paul gasps] 472 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,478 - Did she try and kiss you? - No. 473 00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:53,179 - No. - Oh. 474 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,448 Shame. 475 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,217 Did you see a baby dragon? 476 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,210 Job for you. 477 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,459 You are to go through these maps 478 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:09,462 and circle any sites containing bauxite. 479 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,631 - Got it? - And what about me? 480 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:13,967 You help him. 481 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:16,670 Oh. 482 00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:18,772 Look at you. 483 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:20,674 You're all red in the face. 484 00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:22,809 First days, they're always hard. 485 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,345 But I'm here, hm? 486 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:27,347 If you need a true friend. 487 00:27:29,549 --> 00:27:30,984 [sniffs] 488 00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:32,686 Mm. 489 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:34,821 Anyway, good luck. 490 00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,698 So... bauxite is...? 491 00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:46,132 It's a mineral. 492 00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:47,567 They make aluminium out of it. 493 00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:48,968 - Listen, Peter... - Paul. 494 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:50,537 don't take this the wrong way 495 00:27:50,537 --> 00:27:52,305 but I'm not really interested in beers after work 496 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:54,740 or, "Hi, everyone, this is my new mate Peter from work." 497 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:55,709 Paul. 498 00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:57,770 I'm part of a fast-track program 499 00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:58,712 to upper level management, so we won't be sharing 500 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:00,814 this pokey little hole for long, but while we are, 501 00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:03,516 do you mind if we just...? 502 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,518 [raps desk] 503 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,387 Yep. Sure. Yeah. 504 00:28:07,387 --> 00:28:09,322 I was just... 505 00:28:09,322 --> 00:28:11,558 checking about... the bauxite. 506 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:15,729 [jaunty harmonic music] 507 00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:21,701 ♪ 508 00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:50,430 ♪ 509 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:02,776 [bells chiming] 510 00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:04,644 [stretching groan] Well, that was rewarding. 511 00:29:06,613 --> 00:29:08,348 Didn't spot any bauxite, did you? 512 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:13,453 [Sophie] Coming? 513 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:17,157 What we thinking for lunch? 514 00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,958 I could murder a pie. 515 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,794 Oh, I'm a bit of a pie-murderer myself. 516 00:29:20,794 --> 00:29:22,462 Actually, I might just grab a coffee. 517 00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:24,864 I thought you didn't like coffee. 518 00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:28,368 Why did I say that? I hate coffee. 519 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,905 Sophie Pettingel! I have a quick job for you. 520 00:29:31,905 --> 00:29:34,307 You can come too if you like, but don't do anything. 521 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,614 [Paul] I don't suppose you could fill us in 522 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,316 on what this company actually does? 523 00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:48,880 This should be very simple. 524 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,910 Ah. That woman is Delia Bryson. 525 00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:52,192 She happens to be sitting... 526 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:57,230 [huffs] Spelling is awful. 527 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:01,901 Right. Well, this seems to be a little more complicated. 528 00:30:04,504 --> 00:30:06,973 Delia is reading "Atonement" by Ian McEwan. 529 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,808 Sophie, I'll need you to watch her 530 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:10,276 and signal me when she gets to the part 531 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,120 where Cecilia jumps into the fountain. 532 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,681 - The what? - I'll be on the other side. 533 00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:17,450 Wait. You want me to read over her shoulder? 534 00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:19,719 Of course not. That would be rude. 535 00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:21,421 Just watch her from in there. 536 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:34,868 How are we supposed to know what she's reading? 537 00:30:37,537 --> 00:30:39,673 [Paul] [scoffs] This is ridiculous. 538 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:42,142 [whispered vocalising] 539 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:44,477 [mysterious music] 540 00:30:44,477 --> 00:30:47,714 ♪ 541 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,898 [mysterious music swells] 542 00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:06,866 - [masonry shatters] - [man grunts] 543 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,902 - [water splashes] - [Delia gasps] 544 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:10,300 Oh, my goodness! 545 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,905 - Are you all right? - [man] Yeah. 546 00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:13,740 - Here. - Oh. 547 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:16,710 - Oh... [chuckles] - Oh, thank you so much. 548 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:19,512 [Delia] Such a bizarre coincidence... 549 00:31:19,512 --> 00:31:21,147 Very well done, Sophie. 550 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,918 His parents paid a fortune for that. 551 00:31:24,918 --> 00:31:26,453 Those two will think it was meant to be 552 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:28,455 and hopefully tell the story to their grandchildren. 553 00:31:28,455 --> 00:31:31,570 But... so Sophie read her mind? 554 00:31:31,570 --> 00:31:34,270 Sophie is a Seer, a very rare breed. 555 00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:36,960 That's why she's in our fast-track program 556 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,997 and you, Paul, are not. 557 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:43,690 I suppose you'd call us practical metaphysicians 558 00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:45,939 or paranatural engineers. 559 00:31:45,939 --> 00:31:48,808 In my department, we hijack a client's instincts 560 00:31:48,808 --> 00:31:50,543 or gut feeling just long enough 561 00:31:50,543 --> 00:31:52,946 to influence a correct decision. 562 00:31:52,946 --> 00:31:55,949 Sophie, I have more clients for you. 563 00:31:55,949 --> 00:31:57,117 Paul, 564 00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:59,486 you can go back to... 565 00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:00,920 whatever it was you were doing. Maps. 566 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:03,356 Fast-track. 567 00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:26,813 [pigeons cooing, siren blaring in distance] 568 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:53,273 Bauxite... 569 00:32:53,273 --> 00:32:54,407 Brilliant. 570 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:00,146 [low electronic buzzing] 571 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,280 [low electronic buzzing] 572 00:33:23,536 --> 00:33:27,207 [low electronic buzzing] 573 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:32,579 Carpenter! Here. 574 00:33:32,579 --> 00:33:35,582 Focus your eyes on a point in the distance, 575 00:33:35,582 --> 00:33:37,217 Like you're looking at the horizon. 576 00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:39,352 Yeah. 577 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:45,925 Now lift your hand just off the map 578 00:33:45,925 --> 00:33:48,610 so you can still feel it 579 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,996 but you're not actually touching it. 580 00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:59,906 [barely audible electronic buzzing] 581 00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:01,374 Yeah. 582 00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:06,790 - [electronic pulsing] - [Wells] Yeah. Mm-hm. 583 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:07,580 Yeah, it's building. 584 00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:09,916 - [electricity crackles] - [Wells exclaims] 585 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,190 That's a Quiver Point. 586 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:17,657 Come with me. 587 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:22,696 Countess took you on a mission? 588 00:34:22,696 --> 00:34:25,198 Yes. Well, I didn't really do anything, but... 589 00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:28,268 Is that what you do here? Make people fall in love? 590 00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:31,905 Yeah, fall in love, divorce, discover gravity, move cities, 591 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:34,274 invent combustion engines, try a new cafe... 592 00:34:34,274 --> 00:34:36,376 Careful with those! 593 00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:40,413 We control their gut instincts, if only for a few seconds. 594 00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:41,715 But why? 595 00:34:41,715 --> 00:34:43,116 Yes, exactly! 596 00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:45,785 No credit. Not nearly enough money. 597 00:34:45,785 --> 00:34:47,554 Never any gratitude. 598 00:34:47,554 --> 00:34:50,924 Why waste our precious time helping ungrateful sods 599 00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:52,792 who are just going to die anyway? 600 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:56,496 [door closes] 601 00:35:16,850 --> 00:35:19,152 We're on the brink, Paul, 602 00:35:19,152 --> 00:35:20,820 on the edge of history. 603 00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:25,158 We were just about to launch Operation Fine Print, 604 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:28,995 the most audacious influence campaign ever undertaken 605 00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:31,664 when we hit a bit of a snag. 606 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:37,270 And now only you, Paul, can put us back on track. 607 00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:41,274 - Me? - [chuckles] Yeah, well... 608 00:35:41,274 --> 00:35:43,430 Yeah, but you have a unique talent. 609 00:35:43,430 --> 00:35:45,311 You're more than just a Diviner. 610 00:35:46,546 --> 00:35:48,314 I'm a... Diviner? 611 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:51,184 Your parents must be so proud of you. 612 00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:53,153 [Dennis] His parents? 613 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:55,155 They're barely even aware he's alive. 614 00:35:57,323 --> 00:36:00,326 When he was six, his father lost him at a funfair. 615 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:03,296 Took him 22 minutes to realize. 616 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:04,731 Their house was hardly ever clean 617 00:36:04,731 --> 00:36:06,733 because his mother spent most of her time 618 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,201 having three affairs. 619 00:36:08,201 --> 00:36:10,170 Dad had no idea. 620 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:11,371 Who was the third affair? 621 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:13,306 Well, we don't get to choose our parents. 622 00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:16,900 Dennis's father looked like a squashed toad. 623 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:19,450 My father was a controlling egomaniac. 624 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,382 You know, he presented as a warm and gentle leader, 625 00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:24,184 but behind the scenes, he was evil. 626 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:27,520 When I was 12, 627 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,223 he sat me down, put a pen in my hand 628 00:36:30,223 --> 00:36:32,325 and made me write a contract. 629 00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:37,230 "I, Humphrey Wells, promise very hard 630 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:40,660 "never to betray my father. 631 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:44,404 "And if I do, my soul will be his." 632 00:36:44,404 --> 00:36:47,374 He kept that contract, never let it out of his sight. 633 00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:50,377 It imprisoned me, kept me silent, 634 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:53,847 forced me to be the obedient, dutiful son. 635 00:36:53,847 --> 00:36:57,684 It was his insurance policy against me. 636 00:36:57,684 --> 00:37:01,187 What kind of father needs an insurance against his own son?! 637 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:09,129 We're very similar, you and I. 638 00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:11,631 - You think? - Mmm. 639 00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:16,690 Undervalued. Underestimated. 640 00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:17,370 [blows nose] 641 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,239 I suppose, maybe, in that way. 642 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:25,712 Can I trust you, 643 00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:29,115 Paul Carpenter of 57 Wrigglesworth Street, Nunhead? 644 00:37:30,116 --> 00:37:31,151 Um... 645 00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:33,860 I mean, I'm number 59, 646 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,522 but, yes, I think you can trust me, yes. 647 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,460 I've lost something. 648 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,297 Something not only dear to me, 649 00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:47,400 but immeasurably valuable. 650 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,302 Oh. That's no good. 651 00:37:49,302 --> 00:37:51,104 Where did you last see it? 652 00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:53,106 Well, that's irrelevant. 653 00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:54,741 It's not a watch or a wallet. 654 00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:56,976 It's one of the most powerful and coveted items 655 00:37:56,976 --> 00:37:58,278 ever to exist. 656 00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:00,613 Oh. Right. Gosh. 657 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,317 The trouble is, it has the ability to disguise itself. 658 00:38:04,317 --> 00:38:05,885 Like an octopus. 659 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,722 It is not like an octopus. 660 00:38:13,693 --> 00:38:15,495 [whispers] Do you think we have the right man here? 661 00:38:15,495 --> 00:38:17,297 [mutters] 662 00:38:19,399 --> 00:38:21,501 I need you to find it, Paul. 663 00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:23,703 It's somewhere in this building, I know that, 664 00:38:23,703 --> 00:38:25,638 but it will refuse to be found 665 00:38:25,638 --> 00:38:28,708 so you will have to pretend that you're not looking for it. 666 00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:31,144 Pretend I'm not looking for it. 667 00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:33,747 Yeah, I put all my trust in you. 668 00:38:35,582 --> 00:38:36,850 Because the thing... 669 00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:40,787 the thing that I want you to find... 670 00:38:40,787 --> 00:38:41,654 that thing... 671 00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:43,356 It's a door. 672 00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:46,326 Yes, thank you, Dennis. 673 00:38:48,428 --> 00:38:50,797 It's a door. A portable door, to be specific. 674 00:38:50,797 --> 00:38:52,465 - Portable... - You're not to share this 675 00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:53,466 with anyone, 676 00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:55,368 even your blossoming romance. 677 00:38:55,368 --> 00:38:57,237 - Oh, we're definitely not... - But you must find it. 678 00:38:57,237 --> 00:38:59,372 It's crucial for Operation Fine Print 679 00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:01,741 and the new dawn of the company. 680 00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:04,544 Would you say everything hinges on his success? 681 00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:06,513 Yes, I would say everything hinges on... 682 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:08,915 his success. 683 00:39:08,915 --> 00:39:09,949 Hm? 684 00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:15,522 Find my door. 685 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:17,557 - OK. - Good man. 686 00:39:17,557 --> 00:39:19,225 How? 687 00:39:20,794 --> 00:39:22,662 You have the gift. 688 00:39:22,662 --> 00:39:25,650 Fate has brought us together. 689 00:39:25,650 --> 00:39:27,400 This is your time to shine! 690 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:32,472 So... go shine. 691 00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:37,410 And, Paul? 692 00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:39,713 [both shushing] 693 00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:46,853 [entrancing music] 694 00:39:46,853 --> 00:39:51,858 ♪ 695 00:39:51,858 --> 00:39:54,227 Just find the door. 696 00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:55,495 Easy. 697 00:39:58,264 --> 00:39:59,799 Here, door! 698 00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:01,434 Come on, door! 699 00:40:12,512 --> 00:40:13,747 Are you looking for something? 700 00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:15,115 No. 701 00:40:16,383 --> 00:40:18,385 You look like you're looking for something. 702 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:22,550 Don't think so. No. 703 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,570 Not very sure of yourself, are you? 704 00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:25,959 Do you remember who I am? 705 00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:28,762 Blank. 706 00:40:30,130 --> 00:40:31,831 I'm Nienke Van Spee, 707 00:40:31,831 --> 00:40:34,334 ASTP, KMCC. 708 00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:36,603 - Paul. - ASTP stands for 709 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:39,773 "Associate of the Society of Thaumaturgical Practitioners." 710 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:41,441 - Right. - Say that with a lisp. 711 00:40:43,143 --> 00:40:44,778 - [laughs] - [laughs awkwardly] 712 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:46,646 And KMCC 713 00:40:46,646 --> 00:40:48,748 stands for "Keeper of the Magician's Code of Conduct," 714 00:40:48,748 --> 00:40:50,160 which means you come to me 715 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,152 if you hear of any illegal use of magic. 716 00:40:52,152 --> 00:40:54,187 Have you? Heard of any? 717 00:40:56,322 --> 00:40:58,591 How are you enjoying the new job? 718 00:40:58,591 --> 00:41:00,927 Oh, Sophie's a delight. 719 00:41:00,927 --> 00:41:03,960 If you were to buy her a present, I would 720 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,990 suggest a small woolen scarf or a good-quality torch, 721 00:41:06,990 --> 00:41:08,168 and under no circumstances 722 00:41:08,168 --> 00:41:10,637 should you kiss her after eating licorice. 723 00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:12,472 - Oh, we're not... - She hates the stuff. 724 00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:17,944 How are you finding Mr. Wells? 725 00:41:17,944 --> 00:41:21,648 He's a wonderful boss. Honest. 726 00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:23,450 Eyes down here, pumpkin. 727 00:41:24,751 --> 00:41:27,687 What you see is what you get with Mr. Wells. 728 00:41:27,687 --> 00:41:30,623 No, there's... there's not a thing I worry about 729 00:41:30,623 --> 00:41:32,492 with Humphrey at the helm. 730 00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:35,528 What are you looking at, potato face? 731 00:41:35,528 --> 00:41:36,796 Sorry. 732 00:41:36,796 --> 00:41:37,931 Are you working with him closely? 733 00:41:39,199 --> 00:41:40,700 Not really. No. 734 00:41:42,602 --> 00:41:45,372 Well, I hope you get that chance. 735 00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:48,141 He seems to really like you, 736 00:41:48,141 --> 00:41:49,909 which is bewildering to us all. 737 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:54,814 Bit of a turnip, aren't you? 738 00:41:54,814 --> 00:41:56,149 You certainly didn't get my vote. 739 00:41:56,149 --> 00:41:57,984 Anyhoo, must toot. 740 00:41:57,984 --> 00:42:00,153 Maybe you'll prove me wrong! 741 00:42:00,153 --> 00:42:01,554 [bells chiming] 742 00:42:01,554 --> 00:42:04,524 [Nienke] It's five o'clock! Go home, Paul! 743 00:42:17,804 --> 00:42:20,874 [door creaking] 744 00:42:26,946 --> 00:42:29,849 [mysterious music] 745 00:42:29,849 --> 00:42:35,455 ♪ 746 00:42:51,771 --> 00:42:54,307 [house creaking softly] 747 00:43:08,288 --> 00:43:09,789 - [windows slam] - [yelps] 748 00:43:09,789 --> 00:43:11,224 Don't panic. It's just a dream. 749 00:43:11,224 --> 00:43:12,792 - What? Who are you? - I'm Casimir Suslowicz. 750 00:43:12,792 --> 00:43:13,626 What are you doing in my bedroom? 751 00:43:13,626 --> 00:43:14,728 This is not your bedroom. 752 00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:17,430 This is a dream of your bedroom 753 00:43:17,430 --> 00:43:18,631 - Why? How? - that I am in. 754 00:43:18,631 --> 00:43:20,660 It's what I do. 755 00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:23,737 I find it's the best way to get to the truth. 756 00:43:23,737 --> 00:43:24,871 - Truth? - Because we've all 757 00:43:24,871 --> 00:43:28,475 been wondering why Mr. Wells hired you. 758 00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:32,450 I can find bauxite on a map. 759 00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:39,452 - Are you...? - Waiting for the truth? Yes. 760 00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:42,522 This company got out of bauxite 107 years ago. 761 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:46,960 Why did he hire you? 762 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,262 I don't know what to tell you. Honestly. 763 00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:51,765 I...I think he just saw some real potential in me 764 00:43:51,765 --> 00:43:53,666 - and he... he... - [whooshing] 765 00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:55,835 W... 766 00:43:55,835 --> 00:43:57,937 - [Paul gasps] - What's wrong, Paul? 767 00:43:57,937 --> 00:43:59,673 - Foot hurting? - [shrieks] 768 00:43:59,673 --> 00:44:02,542 Why were you hired, Paul? 769 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,215 Not sure you can hear me. 770 00:44:09,215 --> 00:44:11,651 [voice booming] Can you hear me now? 771 00:44:11,651 --> 00:44:13,687 Why did he hire you? 772 00:44:13,687 --> 00:44:15,121 [pants, groans] 773 00:44:15,121 --> 00:44:16,489 I can't say! 774 00:44:16,489 --> 00:44:17,824 I can do worse, Paul. 775 00:44:17,824 --> 00:44:20,226 I can do a lot worse now that I'm in here. 776 00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:21,695 But it's just a dream, right? 777 00:44:21,695 --> 00:44:23,496 [mocking] Oh, yes, it's just a dream! 778 00:44:23,496 --> 00:44:25,699 But things have real world consequences, Paul. 779 00:44:25,699 --> 00:44:28,234 I could make you strip off, 780 00:44:28,234 --> 00:44:30,704 go for a little sleepwalk outside. 781 00:44:30,704 --> 00:44:31,805 - You wouldn't! - I could make a little bit 782 00:44:31,805 --> 00:44:33,306 of wee come out. 783 00:44:33,306 --> 00:44:35,141 Quite a bit, actually. 784 00:44:35,141 --> 00:44:36,710 OK! All right! 785 00:44:36,710 --> 00:44:38,578 [muffled] He wants me to find the portable door! 786 00:44:38,578 --> 00:44:40,547 [whooshing] 787 00:44:41,881 --> 00:44:43,717 So... 788 00:44:43,717 --> 00:44:47,520 Humphrey has lost his portable door. 789 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,723 I don't know what it does. 790 00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:51,291 I mean, why does he want it so badly? 791 00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:54,694 You know the saying 792 00:44:54,694 --> 00:44:57,697 "There is only one way to the Bank of the Dead"? 793 00:44:57,697 --> 00:44:59,899 No, actually. W-what's the one way to the Bank of the Dead? 794 00:44:59,899 --> 00:45:01,568 Dying. 795 00:45:02,669 --> 00:45:04,704 Well, it turns out that's not entirely true. 796 00:45:06,306 --> 00:45:07,841 There is another way. 797 00:45:07,841 --> 00:45:09,309 [gasps] 798 00:45:10,910 --> 00:45:12,412 Bank of the what? 799 00:45:12,412 --> 00:45:13,713 [phone chimes] 800 00:45:13,713 --> 00:45:14,748 You're still dreaming. 801 00:45:14,748 --> 00:45:15,915 Ahh! 802 00:45:17,817 --> 00:45:19,119 [chuckles] 803 00:45:27,894 --> 00:45:29,729 [phones chiming and clicking] 804 00:45:34,267 --> 00:45:35,769 [Rosie chattering and laughing] 805 00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:36,903 I could just eat you up. 806 00:45:36,903 --> 00:45:39,572 [chuckles, kisses] 807 00:45:39,572 --> 00:45:40,440 Oh... 808 00:45:42,750 --> 00:45:42,742 [Sophie clears throat] 809 00:45:47,130 --> 00:45:49,182 I love office supplies. 810 00:45:55,288 --> 00:45:56,756 I always wanted to be a Coincidator. 811 00:45:58,858 --> 00:46:00,460 Is that what I am? 812 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:01,628 "Is that what I am?" 813 00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:05,799 - [intercom beeps] - She's here. 814 00:46:05,799 --> 00:46:07,801 Right. 815 00:46:07,801 --> 00:46:09,736 Just pretend you're not looking for it. 816 00:46:13,373 --> 00:46:14,808 [faint creaking] 817 00:46:16,943 --> 00:46:19,112 [small objects pattering] 818 00:46:39,899 --> 00:46:41,234 [mail capsule whooshes past] 819 00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:47,340 [door closes] 820 00:46:50,510 --> 00:46:53,446 [mysterious music] 821 00:46:53,446 --> 00:46:59,352 ♪ 822 00:47:02,155 --> 00:47:04,791 [low electronic buzzing] 823 00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:09,562 [faint electronic buzzing] 824 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,238 [faint electronic pulsing] 825 00:47:20,807 --> 00:47:24,711 [electronic pulsing intensifies] 826 00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:32,185 [low electronic buzzing] 827 00:47:35,121 --> 00:47:37,590 [high-pitched ringing] 828 00:47:56,142 --> 00:47:57,770 "Goblins only." 829 00:47:59,579 --> 00:48:01,748 [door clatters open] 830 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,232 - [door creaks open] - [gasps] 831 00:48:21,801 --> 00:48:24,437 [Dennis] Did I give you permission to be down here? 832 00:48:25,605 --> 00:48:27,941 [hurried footsteps] 833 00:48:27,941 --> 00:48:31,611 Let me think. Did I give you permission to be down here? 834 00:48:31,611 --> 00:48:33,213 No, I did not! 835 00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:35,382 Sorry, Mr. Tanner. I... 836 00:48:35,382 --> 00:48:37,830 I thought it might be a good place to look for the... 837 00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:38,251 you know. 838 00:48:38,251 --> 00:48:40,860 [whispers] The what? 839 00:48:40,860 --> 00:48:41,955 [whispers] Portable door. 840 00:48:41,955 --> 00:48:44,124 The "portable door." 841 00:48:44,124 --> 00:48:47,260 Rather a big project for an intern. 842 00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:48,928 How's it going, by the way? 843 00:48:48,928 --> 00:48:51,464 Um... I think I'll be OK. 844 00:48:52,832 --> 00:48:54,968 If I were you, Carpenter, 845 00:48:54,968 --> 00:48:56,803 I would just give up now 846 00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:58,271 because when you fail-- 847 00:48:58,271 --> 00:49:00,774 and undoubtedly you will-- 848 00:49:00,774 --> 00:49:03,143 there are no words to describe 849 00:49:03,143 --> 00:49:05,578 what Mr. Wells will do to you. 850 00:49:05,578 --> 00:49:07,800 Oh, here's one: 851 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,982 Gut. 852 00:49:08,982 --> 00:49:11,651 Another: Impale. 853 00:49:11,651 --> 00:49:13,586 Marinate. Oh, they're coming now. 854 00:49:13,586 --> 00:49:15,880 Yes. Fry, poach... 855 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,290 - OK. Thanks. - Peel, roast... 856 00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:19,926 - I think I get the... - Disembowel! 857 00:49:28,234 --> 00:49:30,437 [menacing music] 858 00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:34,107 ♪ 859 00:49:34,107 --> 00:49:35,675 [containers clattering] [Dennis] Get...! 860 00:49:41,810 --> 00:49:43,160 I know this is probably a stupid question, 861 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,180 but who's down there? 862 00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:46,553 Goblins. 863 00:49:46,553 --> 00:49:48,621 We've worked with them for centuries. 864 00:49:48,621 --> 00:49:50,690 They follow humans. They watch you at night. 865 00:49:50,690 --> 00:49:53,260 Steal from you. Sabotage your day. 866 00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:56,196 They're basically obsessed, and we use that obsession 867 00:49:56,196 --> 00:49:57,997 to arrange coincidences. 868 00:50:01,101 --> 00:50:02,702 Ask the dry cleaner 869 00:50:02,702 --> 00:50:04,400 if you can stick this poster on their wall. 870 00:50:05,205 --> 00:50:07,173 Her long-lost cousin will come by in a few days. 871 00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:13,213 [Sophie] Excuse me. Hi. 872 00:50:13,213 --> 00:50:15,415 Would I be able to put this poster up? 873 00:50:15,415 --> 00:50:17,350 - My friend lost her dog. - Course, love. 874 00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:20,220 [Sophie] Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. 875 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:22,422 All right, you have a lovely day, yeah? 876 00:50:22,422 --> 00:50:24,240 You too, bye. 877 00:50:33,466 --> 00:50:35,235 [mysterious music continues] 878 00:50:35,235 --> 00:50:40,573 ♪ 879 00:50:49,315 --> 00:50:50,450 I'm sure you've noticed. 880 00:50:50,450 --> 00:50:52,850 This company is at war with itself. 881 00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:56,256 Ever since John Wells mysteriously-- 882 00:50:56,256 --> 00:50:59,920 suspiciously--disappeared, 883 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,695 things have changed. 884 00:51:01,695 --> 00:51:04,330 It was the same day Dennis's father, Arthur, disappeared. 885 00:51:06,266 --> 00:51:08,768 Those two sons are up to something, 886 00:51:08,768 --> 00:51:10,770 and it's not just renovations. 887 00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:16,543 We're not sure what or when. 888 00:51:16,543 --> 00:51:19,913 We're not even sure why he hired your scruffy friend, 889 00:51:19,913 --> 00:51:22,820 but it's connected somehow. 890 00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:26,419 I don't think he knows why he's been hired. 891 00:51:26,419 --> 00:51:29,789 I mean... he's quite nice, but... 892 00:51:31,257 --> 00:51:32,992 I can't really tell. I mean... 893 00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:37,964 You're a jumble of a human, aren't you? 894 00:51:40,367 --> 00:51:43,103 You're very good at reading people. 895 00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:44,637 You could be a great Seer. 896 00:51:45,672 --> 00:51:48,274 But you don't seem to make sense inside. 897 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:54,280 It's like you have two instincts fighting each other. 898 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,316 Is there something I should know? 899 00:51:58,284 --> 00:51:59,953 I am... 900 00:51:59,953 --> 00:52:01,121 I don't think... 901 00:52:03,390 --> 00:52:04,824 I guess I'm just... 902 00:52:06,326 --> 00:52:08,762 as you say... 903 00:52:08,762 --> 00:52:10,330 a jumble. 904 00:52:15,835 --> 00:52:17,337 [Sophie, distant] I don't know what's happening to me. 905 00:52:17,337 --> 00:52:20,173 I'm listening to jazz, drinking coffee, which I hate. 906 00:52:20,173 --> 00:52:22,308 I'm suddenly loving balloons. 907 00:52:22,308 --> 00:52:24,177 I mean, I just don't know who I am anymore. 908 00:52:24,177 --> 00:52:25,145 [Dennis] Well, that's fascinating. 909 00:52:25,145 --> 00:52:26,346 Am I supposed to care? 910 00:52:26,346 --> 00:52:27,847 [Sophie] I want to change my mind. 911 00:52:27,847 --> 00:52:30,150 [Dennis] Well, too bad because you signed the contract! 912 00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:33,353 [Paul] Everything OK? 913 00:52:33,353 --> 00:52:34,354 What? 914 00:52:36,189 --> 00:52:37,624 It's 4:53. 915 00:52:37,624 --> 00:52:39,192 Seven minutes to leave the building! 916 00:52:42,262 --> 00:52:43,430 I'm fine. 917 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,333 Coming? 918 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,201 Yep. 919 00:52:51,204 --> 00:52:53,206 Sounded like a heated chat. 920 00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:54,641 - With Tanner? - Ugh, it was just 921 00:52:54,641 --> 00:52:57,344 a disagreement about my employment contract. 922 00:52:57,344 --> 00:53:00,347 - You're not leaving, are you? - Starting to think I should. 923 00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:02,349 That'd be awful. And sad. 924 00:53:02,349 --> 00:53:03,817 Why? 925 00:53:03,817 --> 00:53:06,190 [whispers] 'Cause who would protect you from...? 926 00:53:06,190 --> 00:53:07,754 Exactly. 927 00:53:07,754 --> 00:53:09,889 Just be glad you're not a stapler. 928 00:53:14,728 --> 00:53:17,831 I suddenly... really... 929 00:53:17,831 --> 00:53:20,367 in my heart... 930 00:53:22,302 --> 00:53:23,903 need... 931 00:53:26,473 --> 00:53:28,208 ...licorice. 932 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:30,210 You hate licorice, don't you? 933 00:53:30,210 --> 00:53:32,379 Yes, I did. But now I love it. 934 00:53:36,249 --> 00:53:37,550 Mmm! 935 00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:40,387 [with mouth full] Mmm, it's so, um... licorice-y. 936 00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:42,655 [chuckling] 937 00:53:49,329 --> 00:53:50,530 [gags] 938 00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:53,990 [coughs, retches] 939 00:53:54,267 --> 00:53:55,869 [coughs] 940 00:53:55,869 --> 00:53:57,971 - Do you want to get a drink? - Yes, please. [gags] 941 00:54:01,107 --> 00:54:03,760 [moody swing music playing] 942 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,413 ♪ 943 00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:09,382 I don't know why I ate that. How can anyone eat that? 944 00:54:09,382 --> 00:54:11,451 I actually don't mind licorice. 945 00:54:11,451 --> 00:54:13,860 Yes, but you dress like a 12-year-old accountant. 946 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:14,521 Brilliant. 947 00:54:15,689 --> 00:54:16,656 Sorry. 948 00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:22,429 Listen... is everything OK? 949 00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:23,363 Yep. 950 00:54:24,964 --> 00:54:26,566 Fine. 951 00:54:26,566 --> 00:54:28,868 I guess I just thought... 952 00:54:30,437 --> 00:54:31,738 You'd be CEO by now. 953 00:54:31,738 --> 00:54:33,306 Ha. Yes. 954 00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:38,478 I don't know, I'm grateful for the fast track 955 00:54:38,478 --> 00:54:40,313 and the Countess, but... 956 00:54:40,313 --> 00:54:42,749 what if the downside isn't worth it? 957 00:54:42,749 --> 00:54:45,118 Well, what's the downside? 958 00:54:45,118 --> 00:54:46,920 Being miserable all the time? 959 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,155 I'm not miserable. I'm ambitious. 960 00:54:50,557 --> 00:54:51,858 You wouldn't get it, Paul. You know, you're happy 961 00:54:51,858 --> 00:54:53,326 looking at maps all day and you don't need more. 962 00:54:53,326 --> 00:54:55,161 I just, I wish I was... 963 00:54:59,399 --> 00:55:01,735 Oh... my...God. 964 00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:04,871 You are doing more. 965 00:55:04,871 --> 00:55:07,700 - What? - What you doing? 966 00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:09,342 What? Nothing. I can't say. It's... nothing. 967 00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:14,848 Mr. Wells has me on a special task, but I can't say. 968 00:55:16,483 --> 00:55:18,785 It seems pretty important to him, though. 969 00:55:18,785 --> 00:55:20,353 'Cause I'm the only one who... 970 00:55:20,353 --> 00:55:22,856 - You're the only one who what? - I can't say. 971 00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,494 OK. 972 00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:30,163 Well, just so you know, be careful. 973 00:55:30,163 --> 00:55:31,464 Of what? 974 00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:34,534 Of him, Humphrey. He's not normal. 975 00:55:34,534 --> 00:55:38,171 Oh, and Countess is just your average office manager. 976 00:55:38,171 --> 00:55:39,939 He's not gonna want something for nothing, Paul. 977 00:55:41,608 --> 00:55:43,610 Seriously, what's with all the hating on Humphrey Wells? 978 00:55:44,911 --> 00:55:46,379 He doesn't push innocent people into fountains. 979 00:55:46,379 --> 00:55:48,181 You're so naive. I mean, firstly, we know 980 00:55:48,181 --> 00:55:49,683 there's more to this New Dawn than renovations. 981 00:55:49,683 --> 00:55:51,184 - Sorry, who's "we"? - Plus, Countess thinks 982 00:55:51,184 --> 00:55:52,185 Humphrey disappeared his own father. 983 00:55:52,185 --> 00:55:53,753 [scoffs] 984 00:55:53,753 --> 00:55:56,389 - Well, where's John Wells? - I dunno. Retired. 985 00:55:56,389 --> 00:55:57,457 Huh. 986 00:55:59,559 --> 00:56:01,828 Just... 987 00:56:01,828 --> 00:56:03,697 consider yourself warned. 988 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:09,202 Maybe you're jealous. 989 00:56:09,202 --> 00:56:10,537 Maybe you can't handle the fact 990 00:56:10,537 --> 00:56:12,238 that the CEO loves me and not you. 991 00:56:12,238 --> 00:56:13,707 Have you always been this arrogant? 992 00:56:13,707 --> 00:56:15,542 Maybe I'm on a super-fast track. 993 00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,770 - A super-fast track? - And you're on 994 00:56:17,770 --> 00:56:18,578 - a regular fast track. - [scoffs] 995 00:56:18,578 --> 00:56:20,547 - The truth is hard to hear. - Believe me, you are not. 996 00:56:20,547 --> 00:56:22,248 You fell into this job. 997 00:56:22,248 --> 00:56:24,250 You weren't plucked from obscurity and mentored 998 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,860 by the CEO because they can't find any other 999 00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:28,388 middling-intelligent, averagely educated, 1000 00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:30,423 slightly good-looking English boys in the city of London. 1001 00:56:30,423 --> 00:56:32,859 If the CEO is asking you to find something, 1002 00:56:32,859 --> 00:56:35,128 it's because they don't know what else to do with you. 1003 00:56:51,444 --> 00:56:53,279 OK. 1004 00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:54,447 Well, this was fun. 1005 00:56:54,447 --> 00:56:56,149 - Let's do it again. - Yep. 1006 00:56:59,953 --> 00:57:02,822 [sprightly music plays] 1007 00:57:02,822 --> 00:57:08,561 ♪ 1008 00:57:08,561 --> 00:57:09,529 [door opens] 1009 00:57:11,398 --> 00:57:14,000 [Rosie chortles] 1010 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,468 Here he is. 1011 00:57:15,468 --> 00:57:17,604 The date from hell? 1012 00:57:17,604 --> 00:57:19,272 What? 1013 00:57:19,272 --> 00:57:21,474 "Let's go for a drink and yell at each other." 1014 00:57:21,474 --> 00:57:24,310 - Whoa, hang on... - Not cool, Romeo! 1015 00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:26,460 [whispers] Not cool. 1016 00:57:29,716 --> 00:57:32,318 Paul! Casimir Suslowicz. 1017 00:57:33,853 --> 00:57:35,321 We met at your interview. 1018 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,160 Well, hope you're adjusting. 1019 00:57:41,561 --> 00:57:42,996 Must dash. 1020 00:57:45,732 --> 00:57:48,501 [Paul] Right. Today's the day, Paul. 1021 00:57:48,501 --> 00:57:49,569 [Monty] Today is what day? 1022 00:57:53,373 --> 00:57:55,942 - I know you. - I look like a lot of people. 1023 00:57:55,942 --> 00:57:58,511 Monty. We met before my interview. 1024 00:57:58,511 --> 00:58:01,114 Who knows? Anyway, turn around and go back up. 1025 00:58:01,114 --> 00:58:01,948 I was just gonna have a look down... 1026 00:58:01,948 --> 00:58:03,683 Well, you can't. 1027 00:58:03,683 --> 00:58:06,520 - Why not? - I don't have those details. 1028 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,121 All I've been told is "Don't let anyone in the basement." 1029 00:58:08,121 --> 00:58:09,889 But there's just an old closet down there. 1030 00:58:09,889 --> 00:58:12,525 - That's what I said: closet. - You said basement. 1031 00:58:12,525 --> 00:58:14,794 - No, no, I said closet. - You definitely said basement. 1032 00:58:14,794 --> 00:58:16,290 [mail capsule whooshes by] 1033 00:58:18,365 --> 00:58:20,333 [whispers] Please don't tell Mr. Tanner I said that. 1034 00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:21,701 Why not? 1035 00:58:21,701 --> 00:58:23,360 He's very creative with his punishment. 1036 00:58:24,371 --> 00:58:26,539 You didn't teach me History of Music 1037 00:58:26,539 --> 00:58:29,142 or coach football, did you? 1038 00:58:29,142 --> 00:58:30,643 No. 1039 00:58:30,643 --> 00:58:31,945 [mail capsule whooshes by] 1040 00:58:31,945 --> 00:58:33,546 You were trying to make me miss my interview. 1041 00:58:33,546 --> 00:58:35,715 Yes. As instructed. 1042 00:58:39,619 --> 00:58:41,988 I won't tell Mr. Tanner you said "basement." 1043 00:58:41,988 --> 00:58:44,524 Oh, that's very decent of you. 1044 00:58:44,524 --> 00:58:45,692 If you let me go down there. 1045 00:59:11,985 --> 00:59:12,752 [electronic pulsing] 1046 00:59:12,752 --> 00:59:15,755 [mysterious music] 1047 00:59:15,755 --> 00:59:20,894 ♪ 1048 00:59:20,894 --> 00:59:23,763 [low electronic humming] 1049 00:59:31,471 --> 00:59:34,974 [unearthly rumbling] 1050 00:59:42,649 --> 00:59:45,752 [mysterious music continues] 1051 00:59:45,752 --> 00:59:51,658 ♪ 1052 01:00:05,472 --> 01:00:06,473 [mouse squeaks] 1053 01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:38,672 [monkey chitters] 1054 01:01:01,861 --> 01:01:02,629 [kraken grunts quizzically] 1055 01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:16,900 [music sting] 1056 01:01:30,223 --> 01:01:31,910 [low electronic buzzing] 1057 01:01:31,910 --> 01:01:32,726 [yelps, gasps] 1058 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,896 [sinister music] 1059 01:01:36,896 --> 01:01:40,233 ♪ 1060 01:01:44,971 --> 01:01:48,775 [electronic pulsing] 1061 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,115 - [low electronic buzzing] - [gasps] 1062 01:01:55,115 --> 01:01:57,884 [soft growling] 1063 01:01:57,884 --> 01:01:59,586 - [growls] - Agh! 1064 01:02:12,650 --> 01:02:13,733 - [low electronic buzzing] - [gasps] 1065 01:02:13,733 --> 01:02:16,436 [shushing] 1066 01:02:18,271 --> 01:02:19,272 [grunts] 1067 01:02:27,130 --> 01:02:29,215 [grunting] 1068 01:02:29,215 --> 01:02:30,350 [stapler thuds] 1069 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:50,503 [faint electronic buzzing] 1070 01:02:52,205 --> 01:02:54,808 [electronic buzzing intensifies and abates] 1071 01:03:03,316 --> 01:03:05,785 [electronic buzzing intensifies] 1072 01:03:09,856 --> 01:03:12,826 [angelic choral music] 1073 01:03:12,826 --> 01:03:17,697 ♪ 1074 01:03:17,697 --> 01:03:20,667 [angelic music swells] 1075 01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:25,872 ♪ 1076 01:03:33,513 --> 01:03:34,647 Found you. 1077 01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:35,849 [doorknob twists] 1078 01:03:35,849 --> 01:03:38,180 [door creaks] 1079 01:04:15,188 --> 01:04:19,250 [ominous music] 1080 01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:20,600 [Humphrey, distant] Ladies and gentlemen, 1081 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:21,194 my friends, 1082 01:04:21,194 --> 01:04:23,997 if I may get your attention. 1083 01:04:23,997 --> 01:04:25,331 Thank you. 1084 01:04:25,331 --> 01:04:29,350 What you're about to see-- 1085 01:04:29,350 --> 01:04:31,905 and it's not exaggerating to say this-- 1086 01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:35,909 is going to change the world forever. 1087 01:04:35,909 --> 01:04:37,430 [muffled chatter] 1088 01:04:37,430 --> 01:04:39,913 [Humphrey] See, for centuries, 1089 01:04:39,913 --> 01:04:44,500 we at JW Wells have been in the business 1090 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:49,220 of changing small lives in small ways. 1091 01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:51,191 Absolutely lovely. [kisses] 1092 01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:52,759 Now, this has always struck me 1093 01:04:52,759 --> 01:04:56,960 as an odd waste of our talents. 1094 01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,200 So when my father disappeared, presumed dead, 1095 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,470 I decided this was our chance. 1096 01:05:03,470 --> 01:05:05,238 Opportunity is right there in front of us, 1097 01:05:05,238 --> 01:05:07,107 begging to be used. 1098 01:05:07,107 --> 01:05:09,420 [door rattles] 1099 01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:11,611 [Humphrey] We've always provided a service 1100 01:05:11,611 --> 01:05:13,790 for our customers. 1101 01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:15,949 What if we make them serve us? 1102 01:05:15,949 --> 01:05:20,253 What if we make them the product? 1103 01:05:20,253 --> 01:05:23,390 Mr. Tanner, let's have the guinea pig. 1104 01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:25,825 Gather round, please. 1105 01:05:25,825 --> 01:05:27,627 I have something to show you. 1106 01:05:30,663 --> 01:05:32,132 [Humphrey] Sophie, just a few more quick questions. 1107 01:05:32,132 --> 01:05:33,633 Any phobias? 1108 01:05:33,633 --> 01:05:36,336 Balloons, weirdly. 1109 01:05:36,336 --> 01:05:38,405 - Do you like coffee? - Not at all, sorry. 1110 01:05:38,405 --> 01:05:40,140 Favorite music style? 1111 01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:42,509 I like loads of music, just not jazz. 1112 01:05:42,509 --> 01:05:43,810 [Humphrey] What do you think of when I 1113 01:05:43,810 --> 01:05:45,645 say the word "licorice"? 1114 01:05:45,645 --> 01:05:48,148 I actually almost gag. 1115 01:05:48,148 --> 01:05:49,282 This is my fast-track interview... 1116 01:05:49,282 --> 01:05:50,483 OK, hold it right there. 1117 01:05:52,819 --> 01:05:54,870 After that interview, 1118 01:05:54,870 --> 01:05:58,240 we were able to influence this young consumer. 1119 01:05:59,359 --> 01:06:00,260 [Sophie] I don't know what's happening to me. 1120 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:01,861 I'm listening to jazz, 1121 01:06:01,861 --> 01:06:03,129 drinking coffee, which I hate. 1122 01:06:03,129 --> 01:06:05,165 I'm suddenly loving balloons. 1123 01:06:05,165 --> 01:06:07,000 I mean, I just don't know who I am anymore. 1124 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,803 [sniggers] 1125 01:06:09,803 --> 01:06:11,871 [forced laughter] 1126 01:06:11,871 --> 01:06:13,807 [Humphrey] Thank you, Dennis. 1127 01:06:13,807 --> 01:06:15,375 [Paul] Wait... 1128 01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:19,145 [Humphrey] If we can do this to a well-educated... 1129 01:06:19,145 --> 01:06:21,314 - [electronic whirring] - [Humphrey] young, 1130 01:06:21,314 --> 01:06:23,450 strong-willed individual, 1131 01:06:23,450 --> 01:06:26,419 imagine what we can do to the masses. 1132 01:06:28,588 --> 01:06:32,125 Your prices will skyrocket. 1133 01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:37,197 Your consumer base will double, triple, quadruple! 1134 01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:40,834 Your Roger will win his election in a landslide! 1135 01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:42,135 [man] How are you doing this? 1136 01:06:42,135 --> 01:06:43,870 [Humphrey] With a simple binding contract 1137 01:06:43,870 --> 01:06:45,205 they don't even know they've signed. 1138 01:06:45,205 --> 01:06:47,440 - [whispers] Door! - Just like our Sophie did. 1139 01:06:48,441 --> 01:06:52,645 I will sell you the will of the people. 1140 01:06:52,645 --> 01:06:54,647 - [whispers] Door! - [Humphrey] I will hand you 1141 01:06:54,647 --> 01:06:56,216 their desires, 1142 01:06:56,216 --> 01:06:59,520 their gut instincts on a silver platter. 1143 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:02,550 Because here at JW Wells, 1144 01:07:02,550 --> 01:07:03,890 influence is... 1145 01:07:03,890 --> 01:07:05,910 [Dennis] Whoop. 1146 01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:09,429 [Humphrey] Thank you, Dennis. 1147 01:07:11,998 --> 01:07:16,436 Influence is no coincidence. 1148 01:07:16,436 --> 01:07:19,205 [crowd applauds] 1149 01:07:19,205 --> 01:07:22,175 [excited chatter] 1150 01:07:22,175 --> 01:07:23,677 [Paul] "Knock, knock". 1151 01:07:23,677 --> 01:07:24,778 OK. 1152 01:07:27,113 --> 01:07:28,810 Knock, knock. 1153 01:07:28,810 --> 01:07:30,830 [door whooshes] 1154 01:07:30,830 --> 01:07:32,686 [Humphrey] Why don't we do it over some refreshments? 1155 01:07:32,686 --> 01:07:34,754 Mr. Tanner? Dennis! 1156 01:07:36,923 --> 01:07:38,910 Supermarket! 1157 01:07:42,595 --> 01:07:45,980 [freezer motor humming] 1158 01:07:50,670 --> 01:07:51,771 [checkout scanner beeps] 1159 01:08:00,413 --> 01:08:03,283 [whimsical music] 1160 01:08:03,283 --> 01:08:09,489 ♪ 1161 01:08:14,427 --> 01:08:17,297 [frantic operatic music] 1162 01:08:17,297 --> 01:08:23,269 ♪ 1163 01:08:29,642 --> 01:08:30,810 [Nienke] Paul. 1164 01:08:32,812 --> 01:08:36,516 - Are you being chased? - [Paul] Uh, no. Fine. 1165 01:08:36,516 --> 01:08:38,952 [Nienke] You're puffing and you look spooked. 1166 01:08:38,952 --> 01:08:42,956 Ah, no, just... just I'm keen to get to work. 1167 01:08:42,956 --> 01:08:43,957 So, anyway, thanks for... 1168 01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:45,250 Paul. 1169 01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:49,162 If you do find it, 1170 01:08:49,162 --> 01:08:50,296 this is who you come to. 1171 01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:53,166 Right. 1172 01:08:55,402 --> 01:08:58,171 [frantic operatic music] 1173 01:08:58,171 --> 01:09:00,340 ♪ 1174 01:09:00,340 --> 01:09:02,175 Paul! 1175 01:09:02,175 --> 01:09:04,177 We need to clear the air. 1176 01:09:04,177 --> 01:09:07,614 I'm sorry about what I said last night. 1177 01:09:07,614 --> 01:09:11,184 But I do think we are fundamentally different people 1178 01:09:11,184 --> 01:09:12,986 and some people are just not meant to spend time together. 1179 01:09:12,986 --> 01:09:14,554 Hey! What the hell? 1180 01:09:17,590 --> 01:09:19,192 They're filming you. Us. 1181 01:09:19,192 --> 01:09:20,493 - What? - You. 1182 01:09:20,493 --> 01:09:22,328 They're controlling you, Sophie. 1183 01:09:22,328 --> 01:09:23,997 What are you talking about? 1184 01:09:23,997 --> 01:09:25,365 He said something about a contract. 1185 01:09:26,433 --> 01:09:28,168 I saw... 1186 01:09:30,370 --> 01:09:32,205 - I found it. - Found what? 1187 01:09:36,609 --> 01:09:37,877 This. 1188 01:09:39,579 --> 01:09:41,470 [gasps] 1189 01:09:41,470 --> 01:09:42,248 You found a towel? 1190 01:09:43,717 --> 01:09:45,185 Just watch this. 1191 01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:49,923 - Knock, knock. - [door whooshes] 1192 01:09:59,899 --> 01:10:01,368 That's a door. 1193 01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:03,770 Yep. 1194 01:10:03,770 --> 01:10:04,938 Ready? 1195 01:10:10,643 --> 01:10:11,544 Supermarket. 1196 01:10:15,281 --> 01:10:17,500 [Sophie] This is not... 1197 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,618 [Paul] Something's gone wrong. 1198 01:10:18,618 --> 01:10:20,520 - [man, echoing] Hello? - Who's that? 1199 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,389 [man] Wait there. I'm coming! 1200 01:10:22,389 --> 01:10:23,823 Please don't...! 1201 01:10:27,293 --> 01:10:29,262 Who was the voice? 1202 01:10:29,262 --> 01:10:31,865 "Announce your destination before opening." 1203 01:10:31,865 --> 01:10:33,666 OK. My bad. 1204 01:10:35,201 --> 01:10:37,203 - Knock, knock. - [door whooshes] 1205 01:10:38,938 --> 01:10:42,242 OK. S-s... um... 1206 01:10:42,242 --> 01:10:43,410 My flat. 1207 01:10:45,845 --> 01:10:48,415 See? Portable door. 1208 01:10:54,587 --> 01:10:56,890 This is your flat? 1209 01:10:56,890 --> 01:10:56,990 Yeah. 1210 01:10:58,224 --> 01:10:59,325 You're actually quite neat. 1211 01:11:01,294 --> 01:11:02,262 What...? 1212 01:11:07,233 --> 01:11:08,868 So it goes wherever you want to go. 1213 01:11:10,603 --> 01:11:12,439 This has just become the best job in the world. 1214 01:11:14,808 --> 01:11:16,309 Before you do that, can we just...? 1215 01:11:16,309 --> 01:11:18,311 - Knock, knock. - I have to tell you what I saw. 1216 01:11:18,311 --> 01:11:20,480 - Amazing! - It was an interview with you. 1217 01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:21,614 There were all these people watching... 1218 01:11:21,614 --> 01:11:23,316 Come on! 1219 01:11:23,316 --> 01:11:25,318 [♪ Thurston Harris: "Little Bitty Pretty One"] 1220 01:11:25,318 --> 01:11:27,487 [Sophie] Come up here! 1221 01:11:27,487 --> 01:11:28,888 Whoa! 1222 01:11:31,991 --> 01:11:34,627 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 1223 01:11:34,627 --> 01:11:35,862 [laughs] 1224 01:11:35,862 --> 01:11:37,997 We're on top of the world! 1225 01:11:41,501 --> 01:11:42,502 Close your eyes. 1226 01:11:42,502 --> 01:11:44,170 No--your ears. 1227 01:11:45,372 --> 01:11:48,208 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm ♪ 1228 01:11:48,208 --> 01:11:50,777 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm 1229 01:11:50,777 --> 01:11:53,346 - [Sophie giggles] - [Paul laughs] 1230 01:11:53,346 --> 01:11:55,348 - Fiji? - No! 1231 01:11:55,348 --> 01:11:57,350 - Jamaica? - Warmer. 1232 01:11:57,350 --> 01:12:01,154 ♪ Come on and talk to me 1233 01:12:01,154 --> 01:12:03,323 ♪ Lovey dovey, lovey one... 1234 01:12:03,323 --> 01:12:06,960 Whoo! 1235 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,796 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh 1236 01:12:09,796 --> 01:12:12,499 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh ♪ 1237 01:12:12,499 --> 01:12:15,168 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh 1238 01:12:15,168 --> 01:12:16,503 ♪ Oh-oh-oh... 1239 01:12:16,503 --> 01:12:17,971 Really? 1240 01:12:17,971 --> 01:12:19,739 - ♪ Tell you a story... - [shrieks] 1241 01:12:19,739 --> 01:12:22,509 ♪ Happened a long time ago 1242 01:12:22,509 --> 01:12:23,510 - ♪ Little bitty pretty one... - [door opens] 1243 01:12:23,510 --> 01:12:25,178 I'm busy this week. 1244 01:12:25,178 --> 01:12:26,546 You should be able to handle these clients, yes? 1245 01:12:28,415 --> 01:12:31,484 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh 1246 01:12:31,484 --> 01:12:33,987 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh ♪ 1247 01:12:33,987 --> 01:12:36,489 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh 1248 01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:38,491 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, whoa, oh, oh 1249 01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:40,927 ♪ Little bitty pretty one 1250 01:12:40,927 --> 01:12:43,496 ♪ Come on and talk to me 1251 01:12:43,496 --> 01:12:46,499 ♪ Lovey dovey, lovey one 1252 01:12:46,499 --> 01:12:48,401 ♪ Come sit down on my knee 1253 01:12:49,969 --> 01:12:52,539 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm 1254 01:12:52,539 --> 01:12:55,108 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm ♪ 1255 01:12:56,810 --> 01:12:59,412 Look at that. Amazing. 1256 01:12:59,412 --> 01:13:00,413 It's so cool. 1257 01:13:00,413 --> 01:13:02,415 It is so beautiful here. 1258 01:13:02,415 --> 01:13:05,251 So, what's your favorite place that we've been to? 1259 01:13:05,251 --> 01:13:08,221 My favorite place that we've been to... 1260 01:13:08,221 --> 01:13:10,230 That's a really hard question. I don't know. 1261 01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:12,258 Why do I always have to answer first? 1262 01:13:12,258 --> 01:13:14,594 [playful banter and laughter] 1263 01:13:17,364 --> 01:13:19,799 [tender music] 1264 01:13:19,799 --> 01:13:26,106 ♪ 1265 01:13:26,106 --> 01:13:28,241 [Paul] Did I mention I was the South East Junior 1266 01:13:28,241 --> 01:13:29,709 Ballroom champion three years running? 1267 01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:31,544 [Sophie] You failed to actually. 1268 01:13:31,544 --> 01:13:32,746 [Paul] Three years, I'm serious. 1269 01:13:32,746 --> 01:13:34,547 [Sophie] You hid it so well. 1270 01:13:34,547 --> 01:13:36,116 [Paul] I didn't want to show off. 1271 01:13:36,116 --> 01:13:37,751 [Sophie] Don't be like that, you're actually really good. 1272 01:14:02,342 --> 01:14:04,477 [woman exclaim in astonishment] 1273 01:14:04,477 --> 01:14:06,579 [women exclaim] 1274 01:14:06,579 --> 01:14:09,282 I don't believe it! 1275 01:14:09,282 --> 01:14:12,352 [both laugh] 1276 01:14:12,352 --> 01:14:15,321 [joyous music] 1277 01:14:15,321 --> 01:14:21,327 ♪ 1278 01:14:34,207 --> 01:14:35,342 [Rosie] Ooh! 1279 01:14:40,547 --> 01:14:43,683 [wondrous music swells] 1280 01:14:43,683 --> 01:14:49,656 ♪ 1281 01:14:55,762 --> 01:14:56,830 [Paul exclaims] 1282 01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:02,502 [Paul] What if I told you I can read minds now, too? 1283 01:15:04,370 --> 01:15:05,705 [Sophie, skeptically] Really? 1284 01:15:05,705 --> 01:15:07,907 What am I thinking? 1285 01:15:07,907 --> 01:15:09,709 "Gosh, Paul is handsome and interesting." 1286 01:15:09,709 --> 01:15:11,440 [Sophie chuckles] 1287 01:15:17,484 --> 01:15:19,119 Maybe we should stay here. 1288 01:15:21,121 --> 01:15:23,523 Eh? Just eat fresh seafood every day. 1289 01:15:24,591 --> 01:15:26,359 Yeah... 1290 01:15:26,359 --> 01:15:27,994 Except I hate fish. 1291 01:15:27,994 --> 01:15:30,530 But you don't know yourself, do you? Maybe you love it. 1292 01:15:36,803 --> 01:15:38,738 Or we could just take the portable door for lunch, 1293 01:15:38,738 --> 01:15:40,507 somewhere different every day. 1294 01:15:43,710 --> 01:15:44,878 We could build a little house. 1295 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:48,415 Over there. 1296 01:15:55,822 --> 01:15:57,157 I like you. 1297 01:15:58,725 --> 01:16:00,260 I really do, quite a lot, 1298 01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:03,630 which is weird because you're such a... 1299 01:16:11,538 --> 01:16:14,741 But ever since I signed that stupid fast-track contract... 1300 01:16:16,276 --> 01:16:17,444 I feel like they're in control 1301 01:16:17,444 --> 01:16:18,578 of that whole part of me. 1302 01:16:20,547 --> 01:16:22,282 My instinct and... 1303 01:16:25,452 --> 01:16:26,853 my heart. 1304 01:16:30,790 --> 01:16:32,759 I don't trust my own feelings. 1305 01:16:36,663 --> 01:16:39,199 I guess I don't know if what I'm feeling for you is real. 1306 01:16:43,870 --> 01:16:45,338 Well, then we have to find this thing that you signed. 1307 01:16:47,140 --> 01:16:48,608 Why? 1308 01:16:48,608 --> 01:16:50,810 We could reverse it somehow. 1309 01:16:50,810 --> 01:16:53,513 So then you'd know who you really are. 1310 01:16:53,513 --> 01:16:58,180 And how you really feel about pies and jazz. 1311 01:16:58,180 --> 01:16:59,319 And especially... 1312 01:17:01,221 --> 01:17:02,655 licorice. 1313 01:17:02,655 --> 01:17:05,258 But how do we reverse it? 1314 01:17:05,258 --> 01:17:08,228 Well, I dunno. But we have to try. 1315 01:17:11,698 --> 01:17:14,340 - Knock, knock. - [door whooshes] 1316 01:17:15,702 --> 01:17:17,804 [door opens] 1317 01:17:17,804 --> 01:17:19,639 We should check Humphrey's office first. 1318 01:17:19,639 --> 01:17:20,640 After work. 1319 01:17:26,346 --> 01:17:27,847 Interns! 1320 01:17:27,847 --> 01:17:29,683 There's a rumor going around and I hope it's-- 1321 01:17:31,351 --> 01:17:32,986 Why are you dressed like that? 1322 01:17:32,986 --> 01:17:34,487 - We're not. - Theme party. 1323 01:17:34,487 --> 01:17:36,690 - Tonight. - Last night. Uh... beach theme. 1324 01:17:36,690 --> 01:17:38,525 It was a good party, actually. It was so much fun. 1325 01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:46,660 [tense music] 1326 01:17:46,660 --> 01:17:49,200 Do you have any idea what thin ice you are on? 1327 01:17:51,738 --> 01:17:55,108 I'm going to say this once, and then you're on your own. 1328 01:17:56,376 --> 01:17:59,813 Fold it up, put it outside Mr. Wells's door, 1329 01:17:59,813 --> 01:18:03,216 walk away and never, never come back. 1330 01:18:04,751 --> 01:18:06,219 And if you're lucky... 1331 01:18:07,721 --> 01:18:09,723 he'll be too busy to bother killing you. 1332 01:18:15,862 --> 01:18:17,897 He knows, but he didn't do anything. 1333 01:18:17,897 --> 01:18:19,833 He's right. Is he right? We should leave. 1334 01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:20,867 We have to find your contract. 1335 01:18:20,867 --> 01:18:23,360 - And what? Rip it up? - I dunno. 1336 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:24,738 But we have to do something. 1337 01:18:24,738 --> 01:18:25,872 We'll come back tonight. 1338 01:18:25,872 --> 01:18:27,407 OK. 1339 01:18:31,911 --> 01:18:34,781 [bells chiming] 1340 01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:39,252 - Good evening. - Goodnight. 1341 01:18:53,433 --> 01:18:56,302 [ominous music] 1342 01:18:56,302 --> 01:19:02,609 ♪ 1343 01:19:02,609 --> 01:19:05,745 [rhythmic stomping] 1344 01:19:15,955 --> 01:19:18,892 [door whooshes] 1345 01:19:18,892 --> 01:19:20,260 [door creaks open] 1346 01:19:21,828 --> 01:19:23,930 [door closes] 1347 01:19:27,467 --> 01:19:28,968 [Sophie] Didn't you say 'Humphrey's office'? 1348 01:19:28,968 --> 01:19:30,804 [Paul] I did. 1349 01:19:30,804 --> 01:19:32,472 [Sophie] This is not Humphrey's office. 1350 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,475 Those are a lot of printers. 1351 01:19:35,475 --> 01:19:38,111 Door wanted us to come here. 1352 01:19:38,111 --> 01:19:40,647 So, what, it has a personality now? 1353 01:19:42,382 --> 01:19:43,983 - [gasps] Oh, shit! - [gasps] What is it? 1354 01:19:45,218 --> 01:19:46,653 It's gone. 1355 01:19:47,754 --> 01:19:49,823 Just... be careful. 1356 01:19:51,491 --> 01:19:52,992 [printer whirrs] 1357 01:19:54,327 --> 01:19:55,962 [printers whirring] 1358 01:19:55,962 --> 01:19:56,996 [Paul] The last time I was here, 1359 01:19:56,996 --> 01:19:59,990 these printers were all printing, 1360 01:19:59,990 --> 01:20:00,333 but I don't know what. 1361 01:20:02,769 --> 01:20:05,500 They're terms and conditions. 1362 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:07,841 Those things you click "agree" but never read. 1363 01:20:07,841 --> 01:20:09,275 [printer continues whirring] 1364 01:20:09,275 --> 01:20:12,112 "Operation Fine Print." 1365 01:20:12,112 --> 01:20:13,446 Humphrey's mentioned that. 1366 01:20:13,446 --> 01:20:15,815 [distant screaming] 1367 01:20:15,815 --> 01:20:18,180 Was that a bad scream or a good scream? 1368 01:20:18,180 --> 01:20:19,986 I'm hoping good? 1369 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:25,692 I mean, they're all different. 1370 01:20:26,993 --> 01:20:28,895 This one's a gym membership. 1371 01:20:30,897 --> 01:20:32,665 This is a train ticket. 1372 01:20:32,665 --> 01:20:36,736 A rental agreement. But why is JW Wells collecting them? 1373 01:20:36,736 --> 01:20:38,972 [eerie music] 1374 01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:41,700 Maybe this is what I signed. 1375 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:52,852 [low growling] 1376 01:21:12,906 --> 01:21:13,940 [Sophie] We have to get to Humphrey's... 1377 01:21:13,940 --> 01:21:15,742 - [guttural snarl] - What was that?! 1378 01:21:15,742 --> 01:21:18,278 [distant pattering] 1379 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:21,481 I actually don't know. 1380 01:21:26,953 --> 01:21:28,521 [whispers] Sophie! 1381 01:21:28,521 --> 01:21:31,725 [distant snarling] 1382 01:21:31,725 --> 01:21:35,462 [faint clanging, voices muttering] 1383 01:21:35,462 --> 01:21:37,300 I'm happy to not find out what that is 1384 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:38,932 and just, you know, stick to the plan. 1385 01:21:38,932 --> 01:21:40,734 [faint grunting and clamoring] 1386 01:21:40,734 --> 01:21:42,369 We should at least look. 1387 01:21:42,369 --> 01:21:43,603 Should we, though? 1388 01:21:44,637 --> 01:21:47,307 One, two... 1389 01:21:47,307 --> 01:21:48,740 three! 1390 01:21:49,242 --> 01:21:52,112 [clattering and commotion] 1391 01:21:52,112 --> 01:21:54,800 [faint hysterical laughter] 1392 01:21:56,820 --> 01:21:59,953 [distant voices muttering, hollering] 1393 01:22:13,133 --> 01:22:17,504 [dial tone beeping] 1394 01:22:17,504 --> 01:22:19,673 [guttural murmuring] 1395 01:22:21,207 --> 01:22:25,110 [distant clunking and clattering] 1396 01:22:32,352 --> 01:22:35,155 [suspenseful music builds] 1397 01:22:35,155 --> 01:22:39,159 ♪ 1398 01:22:39,159 --> 01:22:40,260 - Knock, knock. - [door whooshes] 1399 01:22:44,698 --> 01:22:45,965 Humphrey's office. 1400 01:22:55,575 --> 01:22:57,430 [Paul] It's not listening to us. 1401 01:22:59,245 --> 01:23:02,480 [faint dripping] 1402 01:23:03,149 --> 01:23:04,884 [Sophie] "Ripae mortuorum." 1403 01:23:09,189 --> 01:23:10,590 "Bank of the Dead." 1404 01:23:12,692 --> 01:23:14,327 "One way." 1405 01:23:14,327 --> 01:23:16,290 That was in my dream. 1406 01:23:16,290 --> 01:23:18,198 He said something about that. 1407 01:23:18,198 --> 01:23:19,699 I think I saw that. 1408 01:23:19,699 --> 01:23:21,267 In the fine print. 1409 01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:31,411 Here. "Bank of the Dead." 1410 01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:32,846 "By clicking 'agree', I consent 1411 01:23:32,846 --> 01:23:35,148 "to signing my soul, my entire soul, 1412 01:23:35,148 --> 01:23:36,850 "and therefore all desires, instincts and needs, 1413 01:23:36,850 --> 01:23:38,651 "over to JW Wells and Company 1414 01:23:38,651 --> 01:23:41,321 "to be held in the Bank of the Dead for perpetuity, 1415 01:23:41,321 --> 01:23:44,190 "forever and a day in all territories and universes." 1416 01:23:44,190 --> 01:23:46,292 Operation Fine Print. 1417 01:23:47,494 --> 01:23:50,630 - Humphrey and Dennis. - They're stealing souls. 1418 01:23:50,630 --> 01:23:51,765 They stole my soul. 1419 01:23:54,734 --> 01:23:56,236 And now Humphrey's gonna control the instincts 1420 01:23:56,236 --> 01:23:58,672 of anyone who signs this or clicks "agree". 1421 01:23:58,672 --> 01:24:00,373 I mean, that could be millions of people. 1422 01:24:00,373 --> 01:24:02,420 [guttural snarling] 1423 01:24:03,943 --> 01:24:05,478 [Paul, nervously] Sophie? 1424 01:24:07,547 --> 01:24:09,683 Maybe we should... walk over here. 1425 01:24:09,683 --> 01:24:11,518 Yeah? 1426 01:24:11,518 --> 01:24:12,752 Just walk. 1427 01:24:13,953 --> 01:24:16,890 Don't make any sudden moves. 1428 01:24:16,890 --> 01:24:18,191 [unearthly growling] 1429 01:24:18,191 --> 01:24:19,259 Nothing to panic about. 1430 01:24:20,493 --> 01:24:22,620 Just over here. 1431 01:24:23,563 --> 01:24:26,933 Slowly. Slowly. 1432 01:24:28,334 --> 01:24:29,569 Go. 1433 01:24:32,405 --> 01:24:34,740 [gate clangs shut] 1434 01:24:35,241 --> 01:24:37,277 This has to be the way out. 1435 01:24:37,277 --> 01:24:39,546 [startled screeching] 1436 01:24:39,546 --> 01:24:41,948 - [grunting] - [Sophie] Paul? 1437 01:24:41,948 --> 01:24:44,417 [Sophie screams] 1438 01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:46,986 [snarling and growling] 1439 01:24:46,986 --> 01:24:48,288 [screeches] 1440 01:24:49,422 --> 01:24:51,124 [Paul] Sophie, go! 1441 01:24:51,124 --> 01:24:52,359 Through here! 1442 01:24:52,359 --> 01:24:54,940 - [snarling] - [Paul] Go, go, go, go, go! 1443 01:24:57,130 --> 01:24:58,798 [snarling and clanging continues faintly] 1444 01:24:58,798 --> 01:25:00,400 - [Paul] You OK? - [Sophie] Yeah. 1445 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,136 Yeah. Are you OK? 1446 01:25:03,136 --> 01:25:05,105 Yeah. 1447 01:25:10,610 --> 01:25:13,947 [Dennis] Did I give you permission to be down here? 1448 01:25:13,947 --> 01:25:17,250 Let me think. No, I did not. 1449 01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:19,753 Mr. Tanner, the whole place is crawling 1450 01:25:19,753 --> 01:25:21,688 with the most disgusting, hideous things. 1451 01:25:21,688 --> 01:25:24,257 Now, that is truly offensive. 1452 01:25:24,257 --> 01:25:26,826 These things are the reason... 1453 01:25:26,826 --> 01:25:30,263 you are forbidden to be down here after hours! 1454 01:25:30,263 --> 01:25:31,831 It's not as if you weren't warned! 1455 01:25:33,299 --> 01:25:34,968 You're a Goblin. 1456 01:25:34,968 --> 01:25:37,604 [Dennis] Ha! How kind of you to notice. 1457 01:25:37,604 --> 01:25:39,390 [scoffs] 1458 01:25:39,390 --> 01:25:41,841 You humans are so stupid. 1459 01:25:41,841 --> 01:25:44,978 I've looked out for you your whole life, Carpenter. 1460 01:25:44,978 --> 01:25:46,413 If it wasn't for the Goblins, 1461 01:25:46,413 --> 01:25:48,348 you'd still be picking fleas off each other's back 1462 01:25:48,348 --> 01:25:51,151 and clubbing your food to death with a jawbone. 1463 01:25:53,853 --> 01:25:57,490 And yet you ignored my simple advice. 1464 01:25:57,490 --> 01:25:58,792 Now... 1465 01:25:58,792 --> 01:26:01,610 hand it over. 1466 01:26:01,610 --> 01:26:03,630 [Humphrey] Dennis! Enough! 1467 01:26:04,497 --> 01:26:06,199 Mr. Wells! 1468 01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:09,636 I expected so much more from you, Paul. 1469 01:26:09,636 --> 01:26:13,730 It's after hours, Mr. Wells. I have it under control. 1470 01:26:13,730 --> 01:26:16,343 Oh, what would you have done? Drooled them into submission? 1471 01:26:16,343 --> 01:26:19,120 You greasy, thug-nosed parasite. 1472 01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:20,213 - Give me the bag. - Call off your toads. 1473 01:26:20,213 --> 01:26:21,748 How dare you! 1474 01:26:21,748 --> 01:26:23,516 - Call them off! - I'm not afraid of you. 1475 01:26:23,516 --> 01:26:26,190 This is my domain down here! 1476 01:26:26,190 --> 01:26:27,821 [goblins guffawing] 1477 01:26:27,821 --> 01:26:30,223 Careful, Dennis. 1478 01:26:30,223 --> 01:26:33,393 You ought to think very carefully. 1479 01:26:33,393 --> 01:26:35,228 A gutter-living Goblin 1480 01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:37,364 challenging a Great Wizard? 1481 01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:40,533 Now, Mr. Great Wizard, 1482 01:26:40,533 --> 01:26:43,203 you'd be nothing without us. 1483 01:26:43,203 --> 01:26:46,239 Who would line up your clients? Hm? 1484 01:26:46,239 --> 01:26:49,209 Who would do your grunt work? Eh? 1485 01:26:49,209 --> 01:26:50,377 And what would you do? 1486 01:26:50,377 --> 01:26:53,790 No jobs, nowhere to live. 1487 01:26:53,790 --> 01:26:55,682 No unlimited supply of delicious pigeons. 1488 01:26:55,682 --> 01:26:57,183 [Dennis shouts] 1489 01:26:58,952 --> 01:27:00,620 - [goblins gasping, groaning] - Turn them back. 1490 01:27:01,921 --> 01:27:02,856 - Turn them back! - Knock, knock. 1491 01:27:02,856 --> 01:27:04,570 - [door whooshes] - The door. 1492 01:27:04,570 --> 01:27:05,910 - Say somewhere. - Say nothing! 1493 01:27:12,499 --> 01:27:14,734 Who closes the door, keeps the door. 1494 01:27:15,935 --> 01:27:17,937 [both grunt and groan] 1495 01:27:29,949 --> 01:27:32,118 I tried to say somewhere but Humphrey stopped me. 1496 01:27:51,671 --> 01:27:52,872 [man, distantly] Who are you? - [gasps] 1497 01:27:56,343 --> 01:27:58,411 - [man] Do you have it? - We have to get out of here! 1498 01:27:58,411 --> 01:27:59,979 [man] Stay where you are. 1499 01:28:01,881 --> 01:28:03,316 - [Paul] Whoa... - [Sophie] Careful, Paul! 1500 01:28:03,316 --> 01:28:05,185 [man] You can't get anywhere! 1501 01:28:05,185 --> 01:28:07,153 Unless you have it, you can't leave! 1502 01:28:07,153 --> 01:28:09,756 - What's going on, Paul? - [both gasp] 1503 01:28:09,756 --> 01:28:11,591 - Who are you? - You don't have it, do you? 1504 01:28:11,591 --> 01:28:13,293 The portable door. 1505 01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:15,161 - We did, but... - Oh! 1506 01:28:18,164 --> 01:28:20,166 Wait! How do we get out of...? 1507 01:28:20,166 --> 01:28:21,468 - [Paul] Wait! - [Sophie] We have to get out! 1508 01:28:21,468 --> 01:28:24,337 Who closes the door, keeps the door. 1509 01:28:24,337 --> 01:28:28,141 [Paul] What does that mean, "who closes the door"? 1510 01:28:28,141 --> 01:28:30,877 Humphrey closed the door, so he keeps it? 1511 01:28:30,877 --> 01:28:32,445 We're surrounded by doors, 1512 01:28:32,445 --> 01:28:33,713 so one of these must be a way out. 1513 01:28:33,713 --> 01:28:35,148 [sneezes] 1514 01:28:35,148 --> 01:28:36,349 Bless you. 1515 01:28:36,349 --> 01:28:38,351 You're in the Nether. 1516 01:28:38,351 --> 01:28:39,919 There are no doors out of the Nether. 1517 01:28:41,654 --> 01:28:43,523 You're John Wells. 1518 01:28:46,393 --> 01:28:48,495 You've got Humphrey's soul. 1519 01:28:48,495 --> 01:28:50,196 How did you know that? 1520 01:28:50,196 --> 01:28:51,631 You made him sign his soul over to you. 1521 01:28:51,631 --> 01:28:52,799 That's the contract. 1522 01:28:52,799 --> 01:28:55,735 Oh, you-- He was an evil child. Awful. 1523 01:28:55,735 --> 01:28:57,737 I needed insurance. 1524 01:28:57,737 --> 01:29:00,240 So you could control him, then? 1525 01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:01,908 - You can make him let us out. - What, you don't think 1526 01:29:01,908 --> 01:29:04,210 I would've thought of that years ago? 1527 01:29:04,210 --> 01:29:05,812 I have the contract, but it's pointless 1528 01:29:05,812 --> 01:29:07,213 if I can't get it to the Bank. 1529 01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:11,384 The Bank of the Dead... 1530 01:29:12,552 --> 01:29:13,853 Now, wait a minute. 1531 01:29:15,422 --> 01:29:17,991 You have a contract for Humphrey Wells' soul? 1532 01:29:17,991 --> 01:29:19,759 And if we get it to the Bank, he's yours? 1533 01:29:19,759 --> 01:29:21,394 Mm-hmm. 1534 01:29:21,394 --> 01:29:23,530 You have indeed found the root to the problem. 1535 01:29:24,864 --> 01:29:25,865 So we're here forever? 1536 01:29:27,634 --> 01:29:28,868 Yep. 1537 01:29:30,700 --> 01:29:31,371 I can find a way out. 1538 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:35,800 It's what I do. 1539 01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:37,711 There are no doors out of the Nether. Only in. 1540 01:29:45,452 --> 01:29:48,421 [dramatic music builds] 1541 01:29:48,421 --> 01:29:51,791 ♪ 1542 01:29:51,791 --> 01:29:53,526 I don't like this any more than you do, 1543 01:29:53,526 --> 01:29:54,961 but it has to be done. 1544 01:29:54,961 --> 01:29:57,430 Mush, mush, you dogs! 1545 01:29:57,430 --> 01:29:58,798 Haul your case, 1546 01:29:58,798 --> 01:30:01,668 you horrid little corgi! 1547 01:30:07,607 --> 01:30:08,808 [puffs] 1548 01:30:10,810 --> 01:30:12,245 So Humphrey used the portable door 1549 01:30:12,245 --> 01:30:14,314 to get my soul to the Bank of the Dead. 1550 01:30:14,314 --> 01:30:15,882 - [door closes] - And to trap me. 1551 01:30:15,882 --> 01:30:18,451 But then it went missing, so he needed Paul to find it. 1552 01:30:18,451 --> 01:30:20,253 [door opens] 1553 01:30:20,253 --> 01:30:21,454 Nope. 1554 01:30:25,325 --> 01:30:27,394 - [door opens] - How did he trap you here? 1555 01:30:29,162 --> 01:30:30,330 He tricked me. 1556 01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:34,601 My baby dragon was used to lure me in. 1557 01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:38,471 A very simple trick, really. I shouldn't have fallen for it. 1558 01:30:38,471 --> 01:30:39,839 So cruel. 1559 01:30:41,307 --> 01:30:42,776 He left me with my books. 1560 01:30:42,776 --> 01:30:45,311 - Why? - Something to read. 1561 01:30:45,311 --> 01:30:47,313 I mean, why here? 1562 01:30:47,313 --> 01:30:51,484 Oh, it's the only place to hold a Great Wizard. 1563 01:30:51,484 --> 01:30:53,620 I'll be here forever. 1564 01:30:53,620 --> 01:30:54,487 It's different for you. 1565 01:30:54,487 --> 01:30:56,856 [door opens, closes] 1566 01:30:56,856 --> 01:30:58,491 You'll run out of food and water in a few days 1567 01:30:58,491 --> 01:31:00,460 and die a messy death. 1568 01:31:01,895 --> 01:31:05,298 And I'll be stuck with a couple of decomposing corpses 1569 01:31:05,298 --> 01:31:06,466 and no place to put 'em. 1570 01:31:14,174 --> 01:31:15,975 [Paul screams] 1571 01:31:17,770 --> 01:31:18,178 [grunts] 1572 01:31:24,517 --> 01:31:26,186 I'm OK! 1573 01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:36,963 [mysterious music] 1574 01:31:36,963 --> 01:31:42,902 ♪ 1575 01:31:52,846 --> 01:31:55,148 [faint electronic buzzing] 1576 01:31:55,148 --> 01:31:58,180 [electronic buzzing intensifying] 1577 01:32:02,956 --> 01:32:05,592 [electronic buzzing, high-pitched ringing] 1578 01:32:13,233 --> 01:32:14,734 Found something! 1579 01:32:16,736 --> 01:32:18,505 This one actually goes somewhere. 1580 01:32:23,410 --> 01:32:24,744 [John] Not possible. 1581 01:32:32,886 --> 01:32:37,390 [majestic music] 1582 01:32:37,390 --> 01:32:39,292 [giggles] 1583 01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:42,262 I'm free! 1584 01:32:42,262 --> 01:32:44,197 I'm f--I'm fr-- Paul Carpenter, 1585 01:32:44,197 --> 01:32:46,733 you may be more than just a Diviner. 1586 01:32:46,733 --> 01:32:48,268 Maybe you're a... 1587 01:32:48,268 --> 01:32:49,969 Yeah, let's go down a bit. 1588 01:32:49,969 --> 01:32:51,638 Maybe I'm a what? 1589 01:32:52,639 --> 01:32:54,474 I really wish he'd finish the sentence. 1590 01:32:54,474 --> 01:32:56,276 - [door opens] - [gasps] 1591 01:32:58,445 --> 01:33:00,613 Mr. Wells! You're alive! 1592 01:33:00,613 --> 01:33:02,415 Yes, very much, Rosie. 1593 01:33:02,415 --> 01:33:04,284 Unfortunately you might be too late. 1594 01:33:04,284 --> 01:33:06,720 Right! Now it's up to you two. 1595 01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:08,221 Take this to the Bank of the Dead. 1596 01:33:08,221 --> 01:33:10,290 That will give me control of Humphrey. 1597 01:33:10,290 --> 01:33:12,425 Actually, I'll come with you. 1598 01:33:12,425 --> 01:33:13,893 Um... 1599 01:33:13,893 --> 01:33:15,595 Uh, Rosie, get your husband. 1600 01:33:17,664 --> 01:33:20,633 [dramatic music] 1601 01:33:20,633 --> 01:33:25,710 ♪ 1602 01:33:25,710 --> 01:33:26,606 Just follow me. 1603 01:33:28,875 --> 01:33:30,510 [Dennis] ...you disgusting little trolls! 1604 01:33:30,510 --> 01:33:32,779 [shouting and commotion] 1605 01:33:32,779 --> 01:33:35,181 [Sophie] Those are the contracts. All those souls. 1606 01:33:35,181 --> 01:33:37,484 The door must be nearby. 1607 01:33:38,385 --> 01:33:40,320 [Humphrey] Dennis, make them move! 1608 01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:41,654 Or do they need more incentive? 1609 01:33:41,654 --> 01:33:43,923 I'm very creative with incentive! 1610 01:33:43,923 --> 01:33:46,659 [Dennis] Come now, come along. You heard Mr. Wells. 1611 01:33:46,659 --> 01:33:47,961 You heard Mr... 1612 01:33:47,961 --> 01:33:49,796 You! What do you think you're doing?! 1613 01:33:49,796 --> 01:33:51,664 Tea break is over. What do you think this is, 1614 01:33:51,664 --> 01:33:53,767 Fortnum and bloody Mason?! 1615 01:33:53,767 --> 01:33:56,669 And you! Get off your lardy ****! 1616 01:33:56,669 --> 01:33:59,272 Come along now. Everybody! Come along! 1617 01:33:59,272 --> 01:34:02,275 This is not Buckingham Palace! It's not a garden party! 1618 01:34:02,275 --> 01:34:04,511 It's not a garden party! 1619 01:34:04,511 --> 01:34:06,346 [John] The Bank is open. 1620 01:34:06,346 --> 01:34:08,815 Your contract will be inside. 1621 01:34:08,815 --> 01:34:09,983 [Sophie] Where's Humphrey? 1622 01:34:09,983 --> 01:34:10,817 I'll take care of him. 1623 01:34:12,619 --> 01:34:14,788 You just take that contract into the Bank. 1624 01:34:14,788 --> 01:34:17,570 Once it's deposited, he's mine. 1625 01:34:17,570 --> 01:34:19,292 [Humphrey] Well, well, well... 1626 01:34:19,292 --> 01:34:20,794 [Dennis] Hurry it up! Keep moving! 1627 01:34:20,794 --> 01:34:22,295 [supernatural whoosh] 1628 01:34:22,295 --> 01:34:23,229 [explosion] 1629 01:34:23,229 --> 01:34:24,531 [debris rains down] 1630 01:34:24,531 --> 01:34:25,965 [Dennis groans] 1631 01:34:25,965 --> 01:34:28,935 [goblins exclaiming] 1632 01:34:30,704 --> 01:34:31,838 [Dennis] It's Mr. Wells! 1633 01:34:33,940 --> 01:34:35,800 Hello, Father. 1634 01:34:37,410 --> 01:34:39,512 [screaming, gasping] 1635 01:34:39,512 --> 01:34:41,181 Go! 1636 01:34:42,415 --> 01:34:44,684 [Dennis] The Bank waits for no man. Get back to work. 1637 01:34:44,684 --> 01:34:46,519 - [explosion] - [goblins screaming] 1638 01:34:46,519 --> 01:34:47,654 [grunts] 1639 01:34:48,755 --> 01:34:50,890 [dramatic music builds] 1640 01:34:50,890 --> 01:34:54,561 ♪ 1641 01:34:54,561 --> 01:34:56,896 Keep calm! 1642 01:34:56,896 --> 01:34:58,980 Back to work! 1643 01:34:58,980 --> 01:35:00,100 Get up! Get up there! Get up! 1644 01:35:02,569 --> 01:35:04,204 - [grunts] - [screaming] 1645 01:35:05,905 --> 01:35:08,541 - Sophie! - Paul, Paul, the door! 1646 01:35:08,541 --> 01:35:09,876 - Get it to the Bank! - Get him! 1647 01:35:09,876 --> 01:35:12,145 [Sophie] The door! Paul! 1648 01:35:13,747 --> 01:35:16,549 [goblins snarling] [Paul] Get off! 1649 01:35:16,549 --> 01:35:18,718 Get off! It's unseemly! Get off that man! 1650 01:35:21,540 --> 01:35:22,550 [explosion] 1651 01:35:30,163 --> 01:35:31,598 [crockery clattering] 1652 01:35:37,904 --> 01:35:38,638 [glass shattering] 1653 01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:43,143 Paul! 1654 01:35:44,911 --> 01:35:46,946 [Sophie, thinking] Countess, we need you. 1655 01:35:46,946 --> 01:35:48,581 Humphrey is stealing millions of souls 1656 01:35:48,581 --> 01:35:50,583 and now he's going to kill John Wells! 1657 01:35:50,583 --> 01:35:51,351 - [growls] - [screams] 1658 01:35:53,620 --> 01:35:55,255 Eric? Are you all right? 1659 01:35:56,823 --> 01:35:58,625 - [yelps] - [Paul] Sophie! 1660 01:35:58,625 --> 01:35:59,959 Get off! 1661 01:36:05,265 --> 01:36:06,833 [goblin grunts] 1662 01:36:07,967 --> 01:36:09,335 You OK? 1663 01:36:09,335 --> 01:36:10,503 [grunts] 1664 01:36:12,739 --> 01:36:13,940 [snarling] 1665 01:36:13,940 --> 01:36:14,908 Mr. Tanner! 1666 01:36:14,908 --> 01:36:17,410 - Yes? - [Paul] Help! 1667 01:36:17,410 --> 01:36:18,511 Don't do it, Dennis! 1668 01:36:19,946 --> 01:36:21,981 No. No, Sir Humphrey, of course not. 1669 01:36:21,981 --> 01:36:22,816 No, no, no, no... 1670 01:36:22,816 --> 01:36:24,484 Sorry about this, Paul. 1671 01:36:24,484 --> 01:36:25,618 Just obeying orders. 1672 01:36:25,618 --> 01:36:27,120 Comfort slot. 1673 01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:29,422 It's Monty, and if I had my way, 1674 01:36:29,422 --> 01:36:31,925 I'd shtonk that Humphrey in the uhab. 1675 01:36:31,925 --> 01:36:34,627 - [Paul] What? - Paul! 1676 01:36:34,627 --> 01:36:35,762 Mum! 1677 01:36:37,297 --> 01:36:39,799 [Rosie] Mr. Wells! It's Arthur! 1678 01:36:52,312 --> 01:36:54,981 [Arthur growls] 1679 01:36:57,851 --> 01:36:59,252 [roars in goblin dialect] 1680 01:37:00,687 --> 01:37:02,222 [exhales] 1681 01:37:03,523 --> 01:37:04,858 Arthur! 1682 01:37:04,858 --> 01:37:07,560 Rosie! My love! 1683 01:37:12,980 --> 01:37:13,466 Oh... 1684 01:37:13,466 --> 01:37:15,335 Dad, you're back! 1685 01:37:17,103 --> 01:37:18,571 [angrily] Dennis! 1686 01:37:19,873 --> 01:37:21,174 [hushed gasping] 1687 01:37:25,110 --> 01:37:29,150 Ooh, have we been weakened by the Nether? 1688 01:37:29,150 --> 01:37:31,510 Paul! Run! 1689 01:37:32,185 --> 01:37:33,186 Look out, Paul! 1690 01:37:34,287 --> 01:37:35,355 [Paul grunts] 1691 01:37:37,457 --> 01:37:39,559 [dramatic music builds] 1692 01:37:39,559 --> 01:37:41,695 ♪ 1693 01:37:41,695 --> 01:37:43,997 Humphrey... Humphrey, this is completely 1694 01:37:43,997 --> 01:37:45,331 against the Magician's Code of Conduct. 1695 01:37:45,331 --> 01:37:46,900 Not one step closer. 1696 01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:48,902 [Paul groaning] 1697 01:37:48,902 --> 01:37:52,439 Seems my father's not as powerful as he thought he was. 1698 01:37:52,439 --> 01:37:53,740 What are you going to do, Humphrey? 1699 01:37:53,740 --> 01:37:54,774 You'll have to kill us all. 1700 01:37:54,774 --> 01:37:56,509 Please, Humphrey, stop this now. 1701 01:37:56,509 --> 01:37:58,745 All I ever wanted was to think big. 1702 01:38:00,213 --> 01:38:03,830 You weren't brave enough. 1703 01:38:03,830 --> 01:38:05,180 This company was behind the moon landing, 1704 01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:07,530 the splitting of the atom! 1705 01:38:07,530 --> 01:38:08,888 For what? 1706 01:38:08,888 --> 01:38:10,590 Are humans still ruining everything? 1707 01:38:10,590 --> 01:38:12,459 Of course they are. 1708 01:38:12,459 --> 01:38:15,362 Do they realize what we do for them? 1709 01:38:15,362 --> 01:38:17,630 Of course they don't. 1710 01:38:24,637 --> 01:38:27,941 I will continue my plan alone, 1711 01:38:27,941 --> 01:38:31,878 now that the traitors have been smoked out. 1712 01:38:33,346 --> 01:38:35,815 Yeah, rebellion's over. You're all going to the Nether. 1713 01:38:35,815 --> 01:38:38,840 But first... 1714 01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:38,985 You. 1715 01:38:40,253 --> 01:38:41,821 Bring it over. 1716 01:38:43,990 --> 01:38:45,925 - [Sophie groans] - No! 1717 01:38:45,925 --> 01:38:47,527 - [Sophie moans] - Humphrey, enough! 1718 01:38:49,429 --> 01:38:50,964 Now, Carpenter. 1719 01:38:54,267 --> 01:38:58,638 I want you to bring that damn contract over to me. 1720 01:39:01,441 --> 01:39:05,111 I want you to bring my soul over to me. 1721 01:39:07,130 --> 01:39:11,985 And I will hold it in front of my father's fading eyes 1722 01:39:11,985 --> 01:39:14,854 and I want to tear it to shreds. 1723 01:39:14,854 --> 01:39:17,991 [John murmuring weakly] 1724 01:39:17,991 --> 01:39:20,126 Because the last thing you will see 1725 01:39:20,126 --> 01:39:22,529 is the end of your hold over me. 1726 01:39:22,529 --> 01:39:24,164 I... 1727 01:39:24,164 --> 01:39:28,134 What? What? No. Sorry. Can't understand. 1728 01:39:28,134 --> 01:39:30,370 Did anyone understand what...? No? [chuckles] 1729 01:39:32,238 --> 01:39:33,707 Carpenter. Let's have it. 1730 01:39:35,141 --> 01:39:36,810 - [Nienke] No, Paul. - Come on. 1731 01:39:36,810 --> 01:39:37,877 [Casimir] Paul, don't do it, please. 1732 01:39:40,460 --> 01:39:41,147 [Countess] You can't give it to him. 1733 01:39:41,147 --> 01:39:45,180 Get moving. Don't listen to them. 1734 01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:45,885 [Sophie, thinking] Paul... 1735 01:39:47,387 --> 01:39:48,688 Paul. 1736 01:39:50,256 --> 01:39:51,858 If you can hear me, touch your ear. 1737 01:39:54,194 --> 01:39:56,162 In the Nether, with all those doors... 1738 01:39:56,162 --> 01:39:58,398 Keep on keeping on! 1739 01:39:58,398 --> 01:40:01,000 ...what if you didn't find the way out? 1740 01:40:02,869 --> 01:40:04,170 What if you created it? 1741 01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:08,975 The Bank is right below you. 1742 01:40:12,612 --> 01:40:15,480 Make your own door, Paul. 1743 01:40:16,216 --> 01:40:18,180 Keep going! Come on! 1744 01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:24,190 [ethereal choral music] 1745 01:40:24,190 --> 01:40:26,590 ♪ 1746 01:40:26,590 --> 01:40:29,729 [low rumbling, mystical whooshing] 1747 01:40:29,729 --> 01:40:33,233 ♪ 1748 01:40:33,233 --> 01:40:35,201 [choral music builds] 1749 01:40:35,201 --> 01:40:41,740 ♪ 1750 01:41:04,764 --> 01:41:06,900 He's... vanished. 1751 01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:07,967 Where did he go? 1752 01:41:09,235 --> 01:41:10,937 [grunts] 1753 01:41:28,822 --> 01:41:30,390 [Muzak playing faintly] 1754 01:41:30,390 --> 01:41:36,129 ♪ 1755 01:41:36,129 --> 01:41:38,980 [Muzak playing] 1756 01:41:38,980 --> 01:41:42,836 ♪ 1757 01:41:47,374 --> 01:41:48,375 [woman] Next, please. 1758 01:41:52,612 --> 01:41:55,148 Mr. Carpenter. 1759 01:41:55,148 --> 01:42:00,153 You're not due here for 142 years. 1760 01:42:00,153 --> 01:42:02,689 Um... 1761 01:42:02,689 --> 01:42:04,557 I'd like to make a deposit. 1762 01:42:25,211 --> 01:42:26,579 Actually... 1763 01:42:28,648 --> 01:42:30,500 I'd like to make a trade. 1764 01:42:33,887 --> 01:42:35,455 [stamp clicks] 1765 01:42:35,455 --> 01:42:36,356 [Sophie gasps] 1766 01:42:36,356 --> 01:42:37,557 [Nienke] There, Mr. Wells. 1767 01:42:37,557 --> 01:42:39,192 He's done it. 1768 01:42:39,192 --> 01:42:40,994 You've got his soul. 1769 01:42:40,994 --> 01:42:41,661 Quickly. 1770 01:42:43,897 --> 01:42:45,365 - The door. - The door! 1771 01:42:45,365 --> 01:42:46,599 [Nienke] Sophie, quickly, get the door. 1772 01:42:49,869 --> 01:42:51,710 - [Sophie] Knock, knock. - [door whooshes] 1773 01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:55,675 [goblins muttering and grumbling] 1774 01:43:13,593 --> 01:43:14,361 No. 1775 01:43:16,262 --> 01:43:18,365 [whimpering] No. 1776 01:43:18,365 --> 01:43:20,660 [whimpering] Please... 1777 01:43:20,660 --> 01:43:22,369 [Humphrey sobs softly] 1778 01:43:24,904 --> 01:43:26,773 [sobbing] Please. Please. 1779 01:43:26,773 --> 01:43:28,475 [sobs] 1780 01:43:39,619 --> 01:43:41,388 Daddy, please. Please. 1781 01:43:42,655 --> 01:43:45,225 [Humphrey sobbing] 1782 01:43:45,225 --> 01:43:46,493 - John. - You must. 1783 01:43:49,950 --> 01:43:50,497 Go. 1784 01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:54,934 [sobbing] 1785 01:44:02,842 --> 01:44:05,278 [John] Sophie, will you get the door, please? 1786 01:44:09,949 --> 01:44:11,451 [cheering and laughter] 1787 01:44:11,451 --> 01:44:13,853 [Dennis] He's gone! It's over! 1788 01:44:15,121 --> 01:44:16,556 Oh, at last you're back. 1789 01:44:16,556 --> 01:44:24,264 [lively chatter] 1790 01:44:24,264 --> 01:44:26,990 [Sophie] What are you doing? 1791 01:44:26,990 --> 01:44:28,735 This door will never be opened again. 1792 01:44:28,735 --> 01:44:30,136 But what about Paul? 1793 01:44:31,871 --> 01:44:33,440 How do we get him back? 1794 01:44:36,676 --> 01:44:38,311 - Sophie... - [soft whoosh] 1795 01:44:38,311 --> 01:44:41,314 [suspenseful music] 1796 01:44:41,314 --> 01:44:49,923 ♪ 1797 01:44:49,923 --> 01:44:52,325 [all cheer] 1798 01:44:52,325 --> 01:44:59,132 ♪ 1799 01:44:59,132 --> 01:45:00,934 Oh, um... 1800 01:45:00,934 --> 01:45:04,170 I think this belongs to you? 1801 01:45:12,579 --> 01:45:14,848 [cheering and laughter] 1802 01:45:17,784 --> 01:45:19,190 We did it, Paul. 1803 01:45:21,721 --> 01:45:23,423 Not quite. 1804 01:45:29,229 --> 01:45:30,697 Forgot one. 1805 01:45:45,979 --> 01:45:47,147 Take a seat. 1806 01:45:49,249 --> 01:45:50,583 Dennis! 1807 01:45:53,453 --> 01:45:56,423 [Arthur] Don't worry about my turncoat, backstabbing son. 1808 01:45:56,423 --> 01:45:57,957 He won't bother you again, will you, Den...? 1809 01:45:57,957 --> 01:45:59,626 [sneezes] 1810 01:46:01,728 --> 01:46:03,596 Sorry about that. [sniffles] 1811 01:46:04,864 --> 01:46:07,330 Humphrey had to choose stapler, didn't he? 1812 01:46:07,330 --> 01:46:09,569 Now, first order of business: 1813 01:46:09,569 --> 01:46:11,571 what to do with you two. 1814 01:46:12,772 --> 01:46:14,708 Paul, 1815 01:46:14,708 --> 01:46:17,977 with your... skillset, 1816 01:46:17,977 --> 01:46:21,614 we think you're most suited to a junior position 1817 01:46:21,614 --> 01:46:23,583 in Lost and Found. 1818 01:46:23,583 --> 01:46:24,884 Oh, great. 1819 01:46:24,884 --> 01:46:26,619 [Paul, thinking] You've got to be kidding me. 1820 01:46:26,619 --> 01:46:31,424 The past few years have been a blight on our great firm. 1821 01:46:31,424 --> 01:46:33,626 [Paul] Are you listening to my thoughts? 1822 01:46:33,626 --> 01:46:34,928 [John] ...capturing of souls is strictly against... 1823 01:46:34,928 --> 01:46:36,629 [Paul thinks] Sophie? 1824 01:46:36,629 --> 01:46:38,231 - - [John] ...code of conduct. - [Nienke] It is indeed. 1825 01:46:38,231 --> 01:46:39,632 You have a tiny weird bug on your forehead. 1826 01:46:39,632 --> 01:46:40,633 [yelps] 1827 01:46:42,802 --> 01:46:43,636 Sorry. 1828 01:46:46,106 --> 01:46:49,642 All souls have been returned... 1829 01:46:49,642 --> 01:46:51,611 [Paul] So now you can hear my thoughts? 1830 01:46:53,213 --> 01:46:54,814 I can't block you out? 1831 01:46:54,814 --> 01:46:57,170 [John] ...ever. [Countess] Absolutely. 1832 01:46:57,170 --> 01:46:59,185 [John] Good... - OK, then. 1833 01:46:59,185 --> 01:47:03,323 Can I ask, now that you have full control of your instincts, 1834 01:47:03,323 --> 01:47:05,492 your heart, 1835 01:47:05,492 --> 01:47:08,461 do you still feel that way for me? 1836 01:47:08,461 --> 01:47:10,530 [John] And, Sophie, 1837 01:47:10,530 --> 01:47:14,801 with your impressive abilities and your natural talents, 1838 01:47:14,801 --> 01:47:18,805 you'll be fast-tracked to the position of VP 1839 01:47:18,805 --> 01:47:20,707 in the Department of Coincidensation. 1840 01:47:24,511 --> 01:47:27,147 Do you like the sound of that, Sophie? 1841 01:47:28,114 --> 01:47:31,510 [Paul] So, do you... feel the same? 1842 01:47:31,510 --> 01:47:32,118 [John] Sophie, do you? 1843 01:47:32,118 --> 01:47:34,654 Yes. I do. 1844 01:47:36,156 --> 01:47:37,724 Excellent. 1845 01:47:39,526 --> 01:47:42,362 [stirring music swells] 1846 01:47:42,362 --> 01:47:47,100 ♪ 1847 01:48:10,190 --> 01:48:13,560 [cleaner humming] 1848 01:48:27,640 --> 01:48:29,175 Housekeeping. Knock, knock. 1849 01:48:29,175 --> 01:48:30,610 [door whooshes] 1850 01:48:30,610 --> 01:48:33,580 [frantic operatic music plays] 1851 01:48:33,580 --> 01:48:39,452 ♪ 1852 01:53:44,524 --> 01:53:47,193 [♪ Thurston Harris: "Little Bitty Pretty One"] 1853 01:53:47,193 --> 01:53:50,196 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm 1854 01:53:50,196 --> 01:53:53,660 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm ♪ 1855 01:53:53,660 --> 01:53:55,668 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm 1856 01:53:55,668 --> 01:53:58,605 ♪ Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, mm, mm ♪ 1857 01:53:58,605 --> 01:54:01,241 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm 1858 01:54:01,241 --> 01:54:04,770 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm ♪ 1859 01:54:04,770 --> 01:54:06,880 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm 1860 01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:09,516 ♪ Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, mm, mm ♪ 1861 01:54:09,516 --> 01:54:12,218 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm 1862 01:54:12,218 --> 01:54:13,860 ♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm... ♪ 1863 01:54:13,860 --> 01:54:15,655 [telephone rings] 1864 01:54:17,570 --> 01:54:19,693 - [ringing continues] - ♪ Little bitty pretty one 1865 01:54:19,693 --> 01:54:22,629 ♪ Come on and talk to me... 1866 01:54:22,629 --> 01:54:25,198 - [ringing continues] - ♪ Lovey dovey, lovey one 1867 01:54:25,198 --> 01:54:28,902 ♪ Come sit down on my knee 1868 01:54:28,902 --> 01:54:31,204 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh 1869 01:54:31,204 --> 01:54:33,106 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh... ♪ 1870 01:54:33,106 --> 01:54:35,141 [ringing continues] 1871 01:54:36,776 --> 01:54:37,477 [ringing continues] 1872 01:54:39,946 --> 01:54:42,215 Uh, Lost and Found. Paul speaking. 1873 01:54:42,215 --> 01:54:48,121 ♪