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The Evening Star is shining bright

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So make a wish and hold on tight

3
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There's magic in the air tonight

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And anything can happen

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"Just at that moment,

6
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"the ugly little frog looked up with
his sad, round eyes and pleaded,

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"'Oh, please, dear princess,

8
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"'only a **** from you
can break this terrible spell

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"'that was inflicted on me
by a wicked witch!"'

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Here comes my favourite part.

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"And the beautiful princess was
so moved by his desperate plea

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"that she stooped down,
picked up the slippery creature,

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Read it again! Read it again!

14
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Sorry, Charlotte.
It's time for us to be heading home.

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Say "good night," Tiana.

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There is no way
in this whole wide world

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I would ever, ever, ever...

18
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I mean, never **** a frog. Yuck!

19
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Is that so?

20
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Well, here's your
Prince Charming, Tia.

21
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- Come on. **** him.
- No.

22
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- **** him!
- Stop it!

23
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- **** him, **** him, **** him!
- I won't, I won't, I won't!

24
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I would do it. I would **** a frog.

25
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I would **** a hundred frogs

26
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if I could marry a prince
and be a princess.

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You girls, stop tormenting
that poor little kitty.

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Poor little thing.

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Evening, Eudora.

30
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Daddy! Daddy!
Look at my new dress. Isn't it pretty?

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Look at you.

32
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Why, I'd expect nothing less

33
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from the finest seamstress
in New Orleans.

34
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I want that dress!

35
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- Now, sugarplum...
- I want that one!

36
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Please, please, please, please!

37
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Eudora, you suppose you could whip
something up like that?

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Anything for my best customer.

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Come along, Tiana. Your daddy
should be home from work by now.

40
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All right now, princess,
you're getting that dress, but that's it.

41
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No more Mr Pushover.

42
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Now, who wants a puppy?

43
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I do! I do! He's so cute!

44
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Gumbo smells good, Tiana.

45
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I think it's done, Daddy.

46
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Yeah? Are you sure?

47
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- Absolutely positive?
- Yes.

48
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Okay, I'm about to put this spoon
in my...

49
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Wait!

50
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Done.

51
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- What?
- Well, sweetheart,

52
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this is the best gumbo I've ever tasted!

53
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Come here.
Eudora, our little girl's got a gift.

54
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I could've told you that.

55
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A gift this special just got to be shared.

56
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Hey, everybody, I made gumbo!

57
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That smells good!

58
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I got some hush puppies, Tiana.
Here I come!

59
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You know the thing about good food?

60
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It brings folks together
from all walks of life.

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It warms them right up
and it puts little smiles on their faces.

62
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And when I open up
my own restaurant,

63
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I tell you, people are going
to line up for miles around

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just to get a taste of my food.

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Our food.

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That's right, baby. Our food.

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- Daddy! Look!
- Where are you going?

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Charlotte's fairy tale book said

69
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if you make a wish on the Evening Star,
it's sure to come true.

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Well, you wish on that star, sweetheart.

71
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Yes. You wish and you dream
with all your little heart.

72
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But you remember, Tiana, that

73
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that old star can only take you
part of the way.

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You got to help it along with
some hard work of your own,

75
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and then, yeah, you can do anything
you set your mind to.

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Just promise your daddy one thing.

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That you'll never, ever lose sight
of what's really important.

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Okay?

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See you in the morning, babycakes.

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Get some sleep.

81
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Please, please, please!

82
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Well, Miss Tiana, rough night for tips,
but every little penny counts.

83
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Don't you worry, Daddy.

84
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We'll be there soon.

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Good night, Cal's.
Good morning, Duke's.

86
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In the south land, there's a city

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Way down on the river

88
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Where the women are very pretty
And all the men deliver

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They got music, it's always playing

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Start in the daytime
Go all through the night

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When you hear that music playing

92
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Hear what I'm sayin'
It make you feel all right

93
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Grab somebody, come on down

94
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Bring your paintbrush
We painting the town

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There's some sweetness goin' round

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Catch it down in New Orleans

97
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We got magic, good and bad

98
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Make you happy or make you real sad

99
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Get everything you want
Lose what you had

100
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Down here in New Orleans

101
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Hey, partner!
Don't be shy

102
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Come on down, yeah, and give us a try

103
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If you wanna do some livin'
before you die

104
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Do it down in New Orleans

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Stately homes and mansions

106
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Of the sugar barons
and the cotton kings

107
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Rich people, poor people
all got dreams

108
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Dreams do come true in New Orleans

109
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Order up!

110
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- Another coffee here, chère.
- Coming right up, Virgil.

111
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- Hey, Tiana!
- Morning, Georgia.

112
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- Hey, how you doing, Tiana?
- Hey, y'all.

113
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We all going out dancing tonight.
Care to join us?

114
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- Yeah, come on. Live a little.
- Come on, Tiana.

115
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- You can dance with me.
- It's Mardi Gras.

116
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You know I got two left feet.
Besides, I'm...

117
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You need a napkin, sweetheart?

118
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I'm going to work a double shift tonight.

119
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Here are your hotcakes.
You know, so I can...

120
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So you can save for your restaurant.
I know, I know.

121
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Girl, all you ever do is work.

122
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- Order up!
- Maybe next time.

123
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I told y'all she wouldn't come.

124
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Are you talking about
that dang restaurant again?

125
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Buford, your eggs are burning.

126
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You ain't never going to get enough
for the down payment.

127
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- I'm getting close.
- Yeah, how close?

128
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Where are my flapjacks?

129
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You got about as much chance
of getting that restaurant

130
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as I do of winning the Kentucky Derby!

131
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Saddle me up, y'all! It's post time.

132
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Giddyup, giddyup.

133
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- Morning, Mr La Bouff.
- Good morning, Tiana.

134
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Congratulations on being voted
King of the Mardi Gras parade.

135
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Caught me completely by surprise,

136
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for the fifth year in a row!

137
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,488
Now, how about I celebrate with...

138
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,424
Beignets?
Got a fresh batch just waiting for you.

139
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Well, keep them coming till I pass out.

140
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Oh, Tia!

141
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- Tia, Tia, Tia, did you hear the news?
- Hey, Charlotte.

142
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Tell her. Oh, tell her, Big Daddy!

143
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Yeah, Prince Naveen...

144
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Prince Naveen of Maldonia
is coming to New Orleans!

145
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Isn't he the bee's knees?

146
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Tell her what you did, Big Daddy.
Tell her!

147
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- Well, I invited...
- Big Daddy invited the prince

148
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to our masquerade ball tonight!

149
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Tell her what else you did, Big Daddy.
Go on.

150
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- And he's staying...
- And he's staying...

151
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And he's staying in our house
as my personal guest.

152
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,863
Lottie, that's swell.

153
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:06,299
A little word of advice.
My mama always said,

154
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"The quickest way to a man's heart
is through his stomach. "

155
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- That's it!
- What just happened?

156
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,310
Tia! You are a bona fide genius.

157
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,814
I'm going to need about 500
of your man-catching beignets

158
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for my ball tonight.

159
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Excuse me, Daddy.
Will this about cover it?

160
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,688
This should cover it just fine, Lottie.

161
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,257
This is it! I'm getting my restaurant!

162
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Tonight my prince is finally coming.

163
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,331
And I sure as heck ain't letting him go!

164
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Everything looks peachy-keen,
Mr Fenner and Mr Fenner.

165
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We'll have all the paperwork ready
to sign, first thing after Mardi Gras.

166
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I'll do you one better.
Why don't I sign them tonight

167
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when I see y'all
at the La Bouffs' masquerade ball?

168
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,721
You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!

169
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,457
Table for one, please?

170
00:12:05,58 --> 00:12:06,292
Mama.

171
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,629
Here's a little something
to help you get started.

172
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,165
Daddy's gumbo pot.

173
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,437
I know.

174
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,839
I miss him, too.

175
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:24,778
Well, now. Hurry up and open the door!

176
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,980
Just look at it, Mama.

177
00:12:27,80 --> 00:12:29,749
Doesn't it just make you want to cry?

178
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,519
Yes.

179
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,688
The maitre d' is going to be right
where you're standing.

180
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And over here, a gourmet kitchen!

181
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:42,95
And hanging from the ceiling,
a big old crystal chandelier!

182
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,197
You're your daddy's daughter, all right.

183
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,701
He used to go on and on
about this old sugar mill, too.

184
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:51,471
Babycakes, I'm sure this place
is going to be just wonderful,

185
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,773
but it's a shame
you are working so hard.

186
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,543
But how can I let up now
when I'm so close?

187
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,479
I got to make sure all Daddy's
hard work means something.

188
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,14
Tiana.

189
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,516
Your daddy may not have gotten
the place he always wanted,

190
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,852
but he had something better.

191
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,221
He had love.

192
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:12,125
And that's all I want for you,
sweetheart,

193
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,727
to meet your Prince Charming

194
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,730
and dance off into
your happily ever after.

195
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,833
Mama! I don't have time for dancing.

196
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,203
That's just gonna have to wait a while

197
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,504
How long we talking about here?

198
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:29,9
Ain't got time for messing around

199
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,777
And it's not my style

200
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,479
I want some grandkids!

201
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,949
This old town can slow you down

202
00:13:36,49 --> 00:13:39,586
People taking the easy way

203
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,23
But I know exactly where I'm going

204
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,159
I'm getting closer and closer every day

205
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,628
And I'm almost there

206
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,698
I'm almost there

207
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:56,136
People down here think I'm crazy

208
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,438
But I don't care

209
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,875
Trials and tribulations

210
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,544
I've had my share

211
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,180
There ain't nothing gonna stop me now

212
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,716
'Cause I'm almost there

213
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,624
I remember Daddy told me

214
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,627
Fairy tales can come true

215
00:14:22,62 --> 00:14:24,197
You got to make them happen

216
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,800
It all depends on you

217
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,370
So I work real hard
each and every day

218
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,174
Now things for sure are going my way

219
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,509
Just doing what I do

220
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,179
Look out, boys, I'm coming through

221
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,915
And I'm almost there

222
00:14:43,83 --> 00:14:45,18
I'm almost there

223
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,521
People gonna come here
from everywhere

224
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,491
And I'm almost there

225
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,194
I'm almost there

226
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:09,576
There's been trials and tribulations

227
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,13
You know I've had my share

228
00:15:13,79 --> 00:15:16,216
But I've climbed a mountain
I've crossed a river

229
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,285
And I'm almost there

230
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,188
I'm almost there

231
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:28,261
I'm almost there

232
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:43,977
Excuse me!

233
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,945
You need a hand there, buddy?

234
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:55,955
Yes!

235
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:08,234
Sire!
I've been looking for you everywhere.

236
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,236
What a coincidence, Lawrence.

237
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,272
I have been avoiding you everywhere.

238
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,774
We're going to be late
for the masquerade.

239
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,910
Listen, Lawrence, listen!

240
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,113
It's jazz. It's jazz music!

241
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,915
It was born here.

242
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,918
Is beautiful, no?

243
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,619
No.

244
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,256
Dance with me, fat man.

245
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,458
Stay loose, Lawrence!

246
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,194
We're supposed to be
at the La Bouff estate by now!

247
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:38,765
Yes, yes, yes,
but first I buy everyone here a drink!

248
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,835
With what?

249
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:45,105
At this point, you have two choices,

250
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,307
woo and marry a rich young lady

251
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,877
or get a job!

252
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,883
All right. Fine. But first we dance!

253
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,218
No, this is idiocy!

254
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,454
For someone who cannot see his feet,
you're very light on them!

255
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,528
Is perfect!
You finally got into the music.

256
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,296
Do you get my joke?

257
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,832
Because your head is... It's in the tuba.

258
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,167
- Get me out!
- All right.

259
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,835
Hold on. One...

260
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:22,742
How degrading!
I've never been so humiliated.

261
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,678
Hello.

262
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,48
Gentlemen!

263
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,586
A tip of the hat from Dr Facilier.

264
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,222
How y'all doing?

265
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,93
"Tarot readings, charms, potions.
Dreams made real."

266
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,534
Were I a betting man, and I'm not,
I stay away from games of chance...

267
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,702
Sire!

268
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:54,74
I'd wager I'm in the company
of visiting royalty.

269
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,942
Lawrence. Lawrence!

270
00:17:56,42 --> 00:17:59,779
This remarkable gentleman
has just read my palm.

271
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,382
Or this morning's newspaper.

272
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:06,119
Sire!
This chap is obviously a charlatan.

273
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,621
I suggest we move on to a less...

274
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,257
Don't you disrespect me, little man

275
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,962
Don't you derogate or deride

276
00:18:16,96 --> 00:18:19,132
You're in my world now, not your world

277
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:23,803
And I got friends on the other side

278
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,308
- He's got friends on the other side
- He's got friends on the other side

279
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,743
That's an echo, gentlemen.

280
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,479
Just a little something we have here
in Louisiana, little parlour trick.

281
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,646
Don't worry.

282
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,316
Sit down at my table

283
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,586
Put your minds at ease

284
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:45,158
If you relax, it will enable me
to do anything I please

285
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,261
I can read your future

286
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,830
I can change it round some, too

287
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,167
I look deep into your heart and soul

288
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,269
You do have a soul
don't you, Lawrence?

289
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,439
Make your wildest dreams come true

290
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,940
I got voodoo, I got hoodoo

291
00:19:01,7 --> 00:19:03,510
I got things I ain't even tried

292
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:07,13
And I got friends on the other side

293
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,950
- He's got friends on the other side
- He's got friends on the other side

294
00:19:11,17 --> 00:19:15,622
The cards, the cards
The cards will tell

295
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,958
The past, the present
and the future, as well

296
00:19:19,25 --> 00:19:24,130
The cards, the cards, just take three

297
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:28,368
Take a little trip into your future
with me

298
00:19:31,37 --> 00:19:36,42
Now you, young man
are from across the sea

299
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:41,381
You come from two long lines
of royalty

300
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,317
I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.

301
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,320
Your lifestyle's high

302
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,557
But your funds are low

303
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,160
You need to marry a little honey
whose daddy got dough

304
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,830
Mom and Dad cut you off,
huh, playboy?

305
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,398
Sad but true.

306
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,668
Now y'all got to get hitched.
But hitching ties you down.

307
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:04,504
You just want to be free,
hop from place to place.

308
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,340
But freedom takes green.

309
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:13,13
It's the green, it's the green
It's the green you need

310
00:20:13,79 --> 00:20:17,83
And when I look into your future
it's the green that I seen

311
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,253
On you, little man
I don't want to waste much time

312
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,857
You been pushed round all your life

313
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,192
You been pushed round
by your mother

314
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,862
And your sister and your brother

315
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,364
And if you was married

316
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,868
You'd be pushed round by your wife

317
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:39,39
But in your future, the you I see

318
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,776
Is exactly the man
you always wanted to be

319
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,578
Shake my hand

320
00:20:46,79 --> 00:20:51,451
Come on, boys
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?

321
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,456
Yes

322
00:20:57,57 --> 00:20:58,391
Are you ready?

323
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,793
- Are you ready?
- Are you ready?

324
00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:02,595
Are you ready?

325
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,564
Transformation Central

326
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,66
- Transformation Central
- Transformation Central

327
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,567
Reformation Central

328
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,902
- Reformation Central
- Reformation Central

329
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,271
Transmogrification Central

330
00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:13,640
Can you feel it?

331
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,742
You're changing, you're changing

332
00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:18,78
You're changing, all right

333
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:22,82
I hope you're satisfied

334
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:25,652
But if you ain't, don't blame me

335
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,754
You can blame my friends

336
00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:32,325
On the other side

337
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,494
- You got what you wanted
- You got what you wanted

338
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,763
- But you lost what you had
- But you lost what you had

339
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,668
Hush

340
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,955
Senator Johnson. Hey, Jimmy.

341
00:22:02,22 --> 00:22:04,524
I hope you're leaving some of them
beignets for your constituents.

342
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,126
Here you go, piping hot.

343
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,862
Stella. Excuse me. Stella, no. No.

344
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,332
Okay, but just one.

345
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:17,871
But, Miss Charlotte,
you said "later" two hours ago.

346
00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:23,309
Travis, when a woman says "later,"
she really means "not ever. "

347
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,477
Now run along.

348
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,919
There's still a few stragglers.

349
00:22:32,986 --> 00:22:36,489
It's just not fair!
My prince is never coming!

350
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,426
- Now, Lottie...
- I never get anything I wish for!

351
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:40,994
Lottie, wait!

352
00:22:41,94 --> 00:22:42,762
Just calm down. Take a deep...

353
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,764
Maybe I just got to wish harder.

354
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:48,435
Please, please, please,
please, please, please!

355
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,504
Lottie, you can't just wish on a star
and expect things...

356
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,606
Ladies and gentlemen!

357
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:57,677
His Royal Highness, Prince Naveen!

358
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:46,59
Evening, Tiana. Marvellous party.

359
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:49,396
Evening, Mr Fenner and Mr Fenner.

360
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,164
Fine-smelling beignets.

361
00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:54,501
Going to be the house speciality
once I sign those papers y'all brought.

362
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,404
Yes. About that.

363
00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:59,506
You were outbid.

364
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,508
- What?
- A fellow came in,

365
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,177
offered the full amount in cash.

366
00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:06,513
Unless you can top his offer
by Wednesday...

367
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,682
You can **** that place goodbye.

368
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:12,18
You know how long it took me
to save that money?

369
00:24:12,85 --> 00:24:13,520
Exactly!

370
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:17,23
Which is why a little woman
of your background

371
00:24:17,90 --> 00:24:20,527
would have had her hands full
trying to run a big business like that.

372
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,696
No, you're better off where you're at.

373
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,597
- Now, wait a minute...
- Love those beignets, though.

374
00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:27,267
Now, hold on there! You come back...

375
00:24:32,706 --> 00:24:36,443
Tia! Time to hit Prince Charming
with those man-catching...

376
00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:38,211
What happened?

377
00:24:38,278 --> 00:24:40,914
- I... I just...
- You poor dear.

378
00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:45,51
Oh, Prince Naveen,
we'll be right back, sugar!

379
00:24:45,385 --> 00:24:47,554
I got just the dress for you.

380
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:52,726
Tia, honey, did you see the way
he danced with me?

381
00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,895
A marriage proposal
can't be far behind.

382
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,131
Thank you, Evening Star!

383
00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:03,970
You know, I was starting to think that
wishing on stars was just for babies

384
00:25:04,70 --> 00:25:06,239
and crazy people.

385
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,243
Look at you.

386
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:14,647
Aren't you just as pretty
as a magnolia in May?

387
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,817
Seems like only yesterday
we were both little girls

388
00:25:19,419 --> 00:25:21,788
dreaming our fairy tale dreams,

389
00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:25,91
and tonight they're finally coming true.

390
00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,328
Well, back into the fray.

391
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,264
Wish me luck!

392
00:25:31,331 --> 00:25:33,99
Oh, Naveen...

393
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:47,480
Almost

394
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:52,852
Almost there

395
00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:57,657
People would have come
from everywhere

396
00:25:58,91 --> 00:26:03,596
I was almost there

397
00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:19,512
I cannot believe I'm doing this.

398
00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:25,352
Please, please, please.

399
00:26:35,61 --> 00:26:36,463
Very funny.

400
00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:41,301
So what now? I reckon you want a ****?

401
00:26:42,569 --> 00:26:44,904
****ing would be nice, yes?

402
00:26:48,74 --> 00:26:50,76
I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

403
00:26:50,143 --> 00:26:52,812
I did not mean to scare you.
I... Wait, no, no, no!

404
00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:54,581
Wait. Hold on a sec...

405
00:26:55,148 --> 00:26:57,250
You have a very strong arm, Princess.

406
00:26:57,317 --> 00:27:00,53
Okay, please! Put the monkey down.

407
00:27:01,87 --> 00:27:02,255
Stay back or I'll...

408
00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:03,823
Please, please, please.

409
00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:07,427
Oh, wow. Allow me to introduce myself.

410
00:27:07,494 --> 00:27:10,764
I am Prince Naveen

411
00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:14,267
of Maldonia.

412
00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:17,3
Prince? But I didn't wish for any...

413
00:27:18,271 --> 00:27:21,775
Hold on. If you're the prince,

414
00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:26,946
then who was that waltzing with Lottie
on the dance floor?

415
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,450
All I know is one minute I am a prince,

416
00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:32,619
charming and handsome, cutting a rug,

417
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:36,456
and then the next thing I know,
I am tripping over these.

418
00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:39,359
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

419
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:40,960
I know this story!

420
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,436
You will enjoy, I guarantee.

421
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:52,839
All women enjoy the ****
of Prince Naveen.

422
00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:54,607
Come. We pucker.

423
00:27:57,243 --> 00:27:58,611
That's new.

424
00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:00,513
Look, I'm sorry.

425
00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:06,286
I'd really like to help you,
but I just do not **** frogs.

426
00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:09,856
Wait a sec, but on the balcony,
you asked me.

427
00:28:09,956 --> 00:28:11,458
I didn't expect you to answer!

428
00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:13,126
But you must **** me.

429
00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:16,463
Look, besides being
unbelievably handsome, okay,

430
00:28:16,596 --> 00:28:19,466
I also happen to come from
a fabulously wealthy family.

431
00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:21,868
Surely I could offer you
some type of reward,

432
00:28:21,968 --> 00:28:24,337
a wish I could grant, perhaps?

433
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,106
Yes?

434
00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:30,310
Just one ****?

435
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:34,147
Just one, unless you beg for more.

436
00:28:47,60 --> 00:28:49,229
Okay, Tiana, you can do this.
You can do this.

437
00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:52,332
Just a little ****.
Just a little ****. Okay.

438
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:06,312
You don't look that much different,
but how did you get way up there?

439
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:09,482
And how did I get way down here
in all this...

440
00:29:11,718 --> 00:29:13,319
Easy, Princess. Princess, do not panic!

441
00:29:13,386 --> 00:29:17,657
What did you do to me?
I'm green and I'm slimy!

442
00:29:17,724 --> 00:29:20,493
- No! No, no, no, that is not slime.
- What?

443
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,996
- You are secreting mucus.
- You... You...

444
00:29:46,19 --> 00:29:48,21
Hey, Stella!

445
00:29:48,688 --> 00:29:50,90
Get them frogs!

446
00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:52,926
- Run!
- I can't run. I'm a frog!

447
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,694
Then hop!

448
00:29:56,196 --> 00:29:58,531
Down, boy. Down, monster dog!

449
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:01,634
En garde!

450
00:30:02,702 --> 00:30:04,704
- Look out! Out of the way!
- Oh, no!

451
00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,606
- Where are we going?
- Excuse me!

452
00:30:06,706 --> 00:30:09,309
- I can't see a thing!
- Neither can I!

453
00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:16,216
- Wait! Stella!
- Going up!

454
00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,785
- Stella, it's me, Tiana!
- Tiana?

455
00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:24,557
Stella just talked to me.
The dog just spoke to me!

456
00:30:24,624 --> 00:30:27,727
You know, if you're going
to let every little thing bother you,

457
00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:30,563
it's going to be a very long night!

458
00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:41,241
Oh, dear.

459
00:30:42,75 --> 00:30:43,243
You're so quiet.

460
00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:44,644
You let him go?

461
00:30:44,744 --> 00:30:49,582
The poor devil was gasping,
so I loosened the lid ever so slightly.

462
00:30:53,86 --> 00:30:57,490
Now how did I ever get tangled up
in all this voodoo madness?

463
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,859
I can't go through with this!

464
00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:07,600
You wear this ghastly thing!

465
00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:09,436
Careful with that!

466
00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:12,505
Anything happens to this,
I'm going to be...

467
00:31:14,774 --> 00:31:16,943
Fun fact about voodoo, Larry.

468
00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:20,680
Can't conjure a thing for myself.

469
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:25,852
Besides, you and I both know
the real power in this world ain't magic.

470
00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:28,121
It's money!

471
00:31:28,688 --> 00:31:30,290
Buckets of it.

472
00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:32,625
- That's true.
- Aren't you tired

473
00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:36,229
of living on the margins while
all those fat cats in their fancy cars

474
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:39,165
don't give you so much
as a sideways glance?

475
00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:41,801
Yes. I am.

476
00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:45,305
All you got to do is marry
Big Daddy's little princess,

477
00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:49,209
and we'll be splitting that juicy
La Bouff fortune right down the middle.

478
00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:52,245
-60-40, like I said.
- Yeah.

479
00:31:53,146 --> 00:31:55,648
But what about Naveen?

480
00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:59,853
Your little slip-up will be
a minor bump in the road,

481
00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:03,156
so long as we've got
the prince's blood in this.

482
00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:05,492
Yes.

483
00:32:09,29 --> 00:32:10,163
Voodoo?

484
00:32:11,164 --> 00:32:12,665
You mean to tell me this all happened

485
00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,534
because you were messing
with the Shadow Man?

486
00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:16,603
He was very charismatic.

487
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,406
It serves me right for wishing on stars.

488
00:32:19,506 --> 00:32:22,575
The only way to get what you want
in this world is through hard work.

489
00:32:22,676 --> 00:32:26,780
Hard work? Why would
a princess need to work hard?

490
00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:30,517
I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.

491
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:31,851
A waitress?

492
00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:34,954
Well, no wonder the **** did not work.
You lied to me!

493
00:32:35,55 --> 00:32:37,190
No, I... I never said I was a princess.

494
00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,559
You never said that
you were a waitress!

495
00:32:39,693 --> 00:32:41,227
You... You were wearing a crown!

496
00:32:41,361 --> 00:32:45,98
It was a costume party,
you spoiled little rich boy!

497
00:32:45,198 --> 00:32:48,268
Oh, yes?
Well, the egg is on your face, all right?

498
00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:51,71
- Because I do not have any riches.
- What?

499
00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:53,373
I am completely broke!

500
00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:14,394
You said you were fabulously wealthy!

501
00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:18,631
No. My parents are fabulously wealthy,
but they cut me off for being a...

502
00:33:18,732 --> 00:33:19,999
Leech! Leech!

503
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:23,670
You're broke,
and you had the gall to call me a liar?

504
00:33:26,773 --> 00:33:28,908
It was not a lie. I fully...

505
00:33:30,577 --> 00:33:31,611
Run!

506
00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:33,747
I fully intend to be rich again.

507
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:37,350
Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff.
If she will have me.

508
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,952
- You're a prince?
- Obviously.

509
00:33:39,85 --> 00:33:40,453
She'll have you.

510
00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:48,128
All right, then.

511
00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:50,864
Once you two are married,
you are going to keep your promise

512
00:33:50,964 --> 00:33:52,599
and get me my restaurant, right?

513
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:56,603
Not so fast. I made that promise
to a beautiful princess, not a cranky...

514
00:33:56,703 --> 00:33:58,772
Why are those logs moving?

515
00:34:01,274 --> 00:34:03,43
Those aren't logs.

516
00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:08,448
I got dibs on the big one.

517
00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:16,956
Where'd they go?

518
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:20,827
- Where'd they go?
- I saw him first!

519
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,696
Come here, you plump, tasty morsel!

520
00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:25,65
That's my tail, pea brain!

521
00:34:25,165 --> 00:34:26,800
Where did they go? Come on!

522
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:29,903
Lower the vine.

523
00:34:30,3 --> 00:34:31,71
Find your own tree.

524
00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:33,740
- There he is!
- I see him! I see him!

525
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,975
All right. Look, look.
Help me get out of this swamp,

526
00:34:36,76 --> 00:34:38,578
and once I marry Charlotte,
I shall get you your restaurant.

527
00:34:38,678 --> 00:34:42,415
You're going to taste so good
basted and battered and fried!

528
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:46,419
- Quick, quick! Pull me up!
- You can hop, but you can't hide.

529
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,254
We got all night.

530
00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:52,759
Well, waitress, looks like
we're going to be here for a while.

531
00:34:52,859 --> 00:34:56,162
So we may as well get comfortable.

532
00:34:56,996 --> 00:34:59,165
Keep your slimy self away from me!

533
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:03,169
I told you, it is not slime! It is mucus!

534
00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:16,349
Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
Gators are gone.

535
00:35:16,449 --> 00:35:17,684
What?

536
00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:21,521
We got to get back to New Orleans
and undo this mess you got us into.

537
00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:25,525
I was not the one parading around
with a phoney-baloney tiara.

538
00:35:26,359 --> 00:35:28,228
Music to paddle by.

539
00:35:28,862 --> 00:35:31,31
I could use a little help.

540
00:35:32,32 --> 00:35:34,200
I will play a little louder.

541
00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:39,472
How about a little less picking and a...

542
00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:46,312
I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues!

543
00:35:51,51 --> 00:35:52,752
Play it, brother!

544
00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:56,556
Oh, yeah!

545
00:36:02,62 --> 00:36:03,296
Where you been all my life?

546
00:36:03,396 --> 00:36:05,565
Where did you learn to play like that?

547
00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:07,934
Why, the bayou's the best jazz school
in the world.

548
00:36:08,68 --> 00:36:09,769
All the greats play the riverboats.

549
00:36:09,903 --> 00:36:14,641
Old Louis would give anything to be
up there jamming with the big boys.

550
00:36:14,741 --> 00:36:16,943
- Why don't you?
- I tried once.

551
00:36:28,121 --> 00:36:29,923
It didn't end well.

552
00:36:30,757 --> 00:36:33,593
It has been a real pleasure
meeting you, Louis.

553
00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:37,530
And thank you kindly for not eating us,
but we best be on our way.

554
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,432
Where... Where y'all going?

555
00:36:39,532 --> 00:36:41,634
To find somebody to break this spell.

556
00:36:41,768 --> 00:36:42,769
What spell?

557
00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:45,472
Brace yourself, my scaly friend.

558
00:36:45,605 --> 00:36:47,273
We are not frogs.

559
00:36:47,941 --> 00:36:49,309
We are humans.

560
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:54,781
Y'all serious?

561
00:36:54,881 --> 00:36:59,953
I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia.
And she is Tiana, the waitress.

562
00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:02,122
Do not **** her.

563
00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:04,24
Now, just a second.

564
00:37:04,124 --> 00:37:07,327
This goon here got himself turned into
a frog by a voodoo man, and now...

565
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:10,463
Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do?

566
00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:11,631
Mama who-dee?

567
00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:15,168
Mama Odie.
She the voodoo queen of the bayou.

568
00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:19,706
She got magic and spells,
all kind of hoodoo.

569
00:37:19,806 --> 00:37:21,641
- Could you take us to her?
- Could you take us to her?

570
00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:24,544
Through the deepest, darkest part
of the bayou?

571
00:37:24,644 --> 00:37:29,15
Facing razor-sharp pricker bushes
and trappers and hunters with guns?

572
00:37:29,649 --> 00:37:30,817
No.

573
00:37:34,154 --> 00:37:35,922
Watch and learn.

574
00:37:36,923 --> 00:37:40,827
Louis, it is too bad we cannot help you
with your dream.

575
00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:45,365
If only you were smaller, less toothy,

576
00:37:45,498 --> 00:37:49,502
you could play jazz to adoring crowds
without scaring them.

577
00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:51,771
Anyway, enjoy your loneliness,
my friend.

578
00:37:54,207 --> 00:37:56,509
Cute, but it's not going to...

579
00:37:56,943 --> 00:37:59,713
Hey, guys, I just had me a crazy idea!

580
00:37:59,846 --> 00:38:02,349
What if I ask Mama Odie
to turn me human?

581
00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:04,584
Louis! You are a genius!

582
00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:06,619
Hallelujah!

583
00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:15,762
If I were a human being
I'd head straight for New Orleans

584
00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:18,198
And I'd blow this horn
so hot and strong

585
00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:20,233
Like no one they've ever seen

586
00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:22,902
You heard of Louis Armstrong

587
00:38:23,36 --> 00:38:25,71
Mr Sidney Bechet

588
00:38:25,205 --> 00:38:29,142
All those boys gonna step aside
when they hear this old ex-gator play

589
00:38:29,242 --> 00:38:30,543
Listen

590
00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:34,214
Oh, yeah!

591
00:38:38,718 --> 00:38:42,789
When I'm human
as I hope to be

592
00:38:42,889 --> 00:38:45,125
I'm gonna blow this horn
till the cows come home

593
00:38:45,225 --> 00:38:48,228
And everyone's gonna
bow down to me

594
00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:49,996
Thank you, thank you.

595
00:38:50,96 --> 00:38:52,165
Oh, thank you. I love you, too, baby.

596
00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:58,738
When I'm myself again
I want just the life I had

597
00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:03,276
A great big party every night
That doesn't sound too bad

598
00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:07,647
A redhead on my left arm
A brunette on my right

599
00:39:07,747 --> 00:39:11,351
A blonde or two to hold the candles
Now that seems just about right

600
00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:12,485
Eh, Louis?

601
00:39:12,585 --> 00:39:14,421
Life is short
When you're done, you're done

602
00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:16,756
We're on this earth to have some fun

603
00:39:16,856 --> 00:39:18,992
- And that's the way things are
- Tell it, brother!

604
00:39:19,92 --> 00:39:23,263
When I'm human, and I'm gonna be

605
00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:27,967
I'm gonna tear it up like I did before
And that's a royal guarantee

606
00:39:28,101 --> 00:39:30,203
You are getting married!

607
00:39:30,303 --> 00:39:31,438
Oh, right.

608
00:39:31,538 --> 00:39:34,441
I'll just have to leave
a string of broken hearts behind me!

609
00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:38,778
Your modesty becomes you
and your sense of responsibility

610
00:39:38,878 --> 00:39:41,281
I've worked hard for everything I've got

611
00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,483
And that's the way it's supposed to be

612
00:39:43,616 --> 00:39:47,787
When I'm a human being
at least I'll act like one

613
00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:50,457
If you do your best
each and every day

614
00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:52,525
Good things are sure
to come your way

615
00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:54,694
What you give is what you get

616
00:39:54,794 --> 00:39:56,963
My daddy said that and I'll never forget

617
00:39:57,63 --> 00:39:59,399
And I commend it to you

618
00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:01,634
- When we're human
- When we're human

619
00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:03,503
- And we're gonna be
- And we're gonna be

620
00:40:03,636 --> 00:40:05,505
I'm gonna blow my horn

621
00:40:06,973 --> 00:40:09,75
I'm gonna live the high life

622
00:40:09,175 --> 00:40:13,847
I'm gonna do my best
to take my place in the sun

623
00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:18,985
- When we're
- When we're

624
00:40:19,85 --> 00:40:21,654
- Human
- Human

625
00:40:32,699 --> 00:40:36,69
Prince Naveen, dear,
I am positively mortified

626
00:40:36,169 --> 00:40:40,73
you had to endure
that frog fiasco last night.

627
00:40:40,173 --> 00:40:43,443
Well, when you're next in line
for the throne,

628
00:40:43,543 --> 00:40:46,46
you're poised like a panther,

629
00:40:46,179 --> 00:40:49,182
ready to expect the unexpected.

630
00:40:54,521 --> 00:40:55,855
Your ear?

631
00:40:55,955 --> 00:40:57,23
What?

632
00:41:02,962 --> 00:41:04,898
Those pesky mosquitoes.

633
00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:08,34
They're everywhere. Please.

634
00:41:09,703 --> 00:41:15,208
Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore
the throbbing of my

635
00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:18,645
heart.

636
00:41:19,379 --> 00:41:23,550
Even though our time together
has been brief, it's been heavenly!

637
00:41:24,50 --> 00:41:26,553
Land sakes, Prince Naveen!

638
00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:30,757
You got me blushing like a...

639
00:41:30,890 --> 00:41:36,62
Would you do me the honour of
becoming Princess of Maldonia?

640
00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:39,99
Are you serious?

641
00:41:39,766 --> 00:41:41,267
As the plague.

642
00:41:41,401 --> 00:41:42,602
Yes!

643
00:41:42,736 --> 00:41:45,438
I most definitely will marry you!

644
00:41:45,572 --> 00:41:47,273
There's so much to plan!
I mean, the guest list,

645
00:41:47,407 --> 00:41:50,443
the dress, the music,
the flowers, the shoes...

646
00:41:50,777 --> 00:41:54,180
We're going to have ourselves
a Mardi Gras wedding!

647
00:41:59,252 --> 00:42:00,420
No!

648
00:42:01,921 --> 00:42:03,156
What do we do now?

649
00:42:03,256 --> 00:42:06,526
Because somebody let
our froggy prince go, Larry,

650
00:42:07,27 --> 00:42:11,131
I'm reduced to asking for help
from my friends on the other side.

651
00:42:12,298 --> 00:42:15,1
Now, this restaurant of yours,
is it going to have étouffée?

652
00:42:15,101 --> 00:42:18,38
Jambalaya, gumbo.
It's going to have it all.

653
00:42:18,138 --> 00:42:22,442
I've always wanted to try red beans
and rice, muffulettas, po' boys.

654
00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:24,110
Stop, Louis.

655
00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:26,813
You two are making me so very hungry.

656
00:42:29,983 --> 00:42:31,484
Interesting.

657
00:42:32,786 --> 00:42:34,454
What are you doing?

658
00:42:35,155 --> 00:42:37,490
You are frightening the food.

659
00:42:40,493 --> 00:42:42,796
This is harder than it looks.

660
00:42:52,972 --> 00:42:55,842
What? Oh, no. No, no, no.

661
00:42:55,975 --> 00:43:01,181
There is no way I am ****ing a frog
and eating a bug on the same day.

662
00:43:02,349 --> 00:43:04,651
No! No, no.

663
00:43:15,295 --> 00:43:17,997
Stop moving!
You are making this very difficult!

664
00:43:18,131 --> 00:43:20,967
Y'all find anything to eat yet? Oh, my.

665
00:43:21,801 --> 00:43:23,636
Hang on. Old Louis got it covered.

666
00:43:23,737 --> 00:43:25,205
- No, no...
- Don't...

667
00:43:27,474 --> 00:43:28,975
How's that?

668
00:43:29,676 --> 00:43:32,178
This could be a little better.

669
00:43:32,312 --> 00:43:33,413
You know what this needs?

670
00:43:33,513 --> 00:43:36,16
A sharp stick! Be right back.

671
00:43:37,484 --> 00:43:39,919
- This is all your fault.
- My fault? My fault...

672
00:43:40,20 --> 00:43:41,488
Let me tell you something.
I was having a wonderful time until...

673
00:43:42,655 --> 00:43:45,158
Coo! Well, looky here!

674
00:43:45,658 --> 00:43:49,362
Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend
got a little carried away. Am I right?

675
00:43:49,496 --> 00:43:50,764
- Oh, no, no!
- Do not be ridiculous!

676
00:43:50,864 --> 00:43:53,767
- He's not my boyfriend!
- I am the Prince of Maldonia!

677
00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:56,836
Let me shine a little light
on the situation.

678
00:43:58,338 --> 00:44:00,674
Excuse me. One more time now.

679
00:44:07,47 --> 00:44:09,115
That's more better. Yeah.

680
00:44:09,215 --> 00:44:11,418
It's okay, baby. I don't explode me.

681
00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:13,286
I ain't no firecracker!

682
00:44:13,386 --> 00:44:16,289
I just got my big butt glowing!
That's right!

683
00:44:16,389 --> 00:44:19,359
The women like a man
with a big back porch!

684
00:44:20,26 --> 00:44:22,896
Lord, you done this up
real good, for sure.

685
00:44:23,29 --> 00:44:24,731
Now where this go to at?

686
00:44:24,864 --> 00:44:28,735
Hang on, Cap.
I'm just going to give a little twist here.

687
00:44:28,868 --> 00:44:30,570
We're getting to know each other now!

688
00:44:32,205 --> 00:44:36,543
Won't you catch a fish?
Catch one, catch two

689
00:44:36,609 --> 00:44:40,880
We're back in the bayou
'round fishin' time

690
00:44:43,16 --> 00:44:44,918
It's about time I introduce myself.

691
00:44:45,85 --> 00:44:48,121
My name Raymond,
but everybody call me "Ray. "

692
00:44:48,188 --> 00:44:51,958
Pardon me, but your accent,
it's funny, no?

693
00:44:52,25 --> 00:44:55,762
I'm a Cajun, brah.
Born and bred in the bayou.

694
00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:58,164
Y'all must be new around here, huh?

695
00:44:58,264 --> 00:45:02,769
Actually, we are from a place
far, far away from this world.

696
00:45:02,869 --> 00:45:04,938
Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?

697
00:45:06,973 --> 00:45:09,876
No. No, no, no. We are people.

698
00:45:09,976 --> 00:45:12,345
Prince Charming here
got himself turned into a frog

699
00:45:12,445 --> 00:45:13,813
by a voodoo witch doctor.

700
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,281
Well, there you go.

701
00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:16,783
And we were on our way
to Mama Odie's.

702
00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:18,284
We think maybe she can...

703
00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:21,955
Mama Odie? Y'all headed
the wrong directional, chère.

704
00:45:22,55 --> 00:45:24,858
Now what kind of chucklehead
told y'all to go this way?

705
00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:26,826
I found a stick!

706
00:45:29,329 --> 00:45:30,830
Louis.

707
00:45:30,897 --> 00:45:34,467
Ray here says you've been taking us
in the wrong direction.

708
00:45:35,335 --> 00:45:36,803
I was... Well, listen.

709
00:45:36,903 --> 00:45:40,807
I was confused by the topography
and the geography

710
00:45:40,907 --> 00:45:42,308
and the choreography and...

711
00:45:42,409 --> 00:45:45,412
First rule of the bayou,
never take direction from a gator.

712
00:45:47,747 --> 00:45:51,84
Why, me and my relationals
will help show y'all the way.

713
00:45:53,853 --> 00:45:57,390
Hey, Cousin Randy!
You ready for a little bayou zydeco?

714
00:45:57,490 --> 00:45:59,325
Ready when you are, Cousin Ray.

715
00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:02,95
All right, Lulu. Let's get to it, darling.

716
00:46:04,264 --> 00:46:07,534
Come on, chère!
Just follow the bouncing butt!

717
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,736
We're gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there

718
00:46:09,836 --> 00:46:12,5
We're gonna take you all the way there

719
00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:14,274
Gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there

720
00:46:14,374 --> 00:46:16,9
We're gonna take you all the way

721
00:46:16,109 --> 00:46:17,110
Oh, yeah!

722
00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:21,381
Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou

723
00:46:21,448 --> 00:46:25,518
Goin' down the bayou
Takin' you all the way

724
00:46:25,618 --> 00:46:27,187
We got the whole family.

725
00:46:27,287 --> 00:46:29,456
There goes Mimi, Cousin Beaudreaux.

726
00:46:29,956 --> 00:46:32,625
Oh, Grandmamma! Your light out!

727
00:46:34,694 --> 00:46:39,199
We all gonna pull together
Down here that's how we do

728
00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:41,434
Me for them and them for me

729
00:46:41,534 --> 00:46:43,370
We all be there for you

730
00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:45,538
We gon' take ya
We gon' take ya

731
00:46:45,638 --> 00:46:48,74
We gon' take ya all the way there

732
00:46:48,141 --> 00:46:50,410
We know where you're goin'
and we're goin' with you

733
00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:52,245
Takin' you all the way

734
00:46:52,712 --> 00:46:54,881
Goin' down the bayou

735
00:46:54,981 --> 00:46:57,83
Goin' down the bayou

736
00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:59,319
Goin' down the bayou

737
00:46:59,419 --> 00:47:02,389
Takin' you all...

738
00:47:02,489 --> 00:47:03,890
Yeah, you know!

739
00:47:05,425 --> 00:47:06,559
Come on, y'all!

740
00:47:06,659 --> 00:47:09,829
Keep that line flowin'
and the lights a-glowin'!

741
00:47:09,929 --> 00:47:11,264
Yeah, you're right!

742
00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:19,272
Friends, I know I'm in hock
to y'all pretty deep already,

743
00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:24,77
but seems our little froggy prince
lost his way

744
00:47:24,177 --> 00:47:26,780
and I need your generous assistance
getting him back.

745
00:47:29,82 --> 00:47:31,918
I hear you! Now, what's in it for y'all?

746
00:47:32,18 --> 00:47:36,256
Well, as soon as I dispose
of Big Daddy La Bouff

747
00:47:36,356 --> 00:47:38,258
and I'm running this town,

748
00:47:40,193 --> 00:47:45,699
I'll have the entire city of New Orleans
in the palm of my hand.

749
00:47:46,99 --> 00:47:51,438
And you'll have all the wayward souls
your dark little hearts desire.

750
00:47:56,876 --> 00:47:58,945
Y'all love that, don't you?

751
00:48:00,113 --> 00:48:02,982
So, we got ourselves a deal?

752
00:48:15,395 --> 00:48:19,466
Now we're cooking!
We're going to find ourselves a frog!

753
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:22,802
Search everywhere!
The bayou, the Quarter.

754
00:48:22,902 --> 00:48:28,308
Bring him to me alive.
I need his heart pumping for now.

755
00:48:48,428 --> 00:48:49,863
I'll take them the rest of the way.

756
00:48:49,929 --> 00:48:51,831
- Nice meeting y'all!
- Bye-bye, Pookie!

757
00:48:52,665 --> 00:48:53,833
Will do, Cousin Ray!

758
00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:57,404
And don't forget to tell Angela,
Ray-Ray say, "Bonne chance!"

759
00:48:57,504 --> 00:48:59,939
- That's your girl?
- Oh, no, no.

760
00:49:00,40 --> 00:49:04,110
My girl? Ho, ho, ho. That's Evangeline.

761
00:49:04,210 --> 00:49:05,445
Evangeline?

762
00:49:05,545 --> 00:49:09,182
She the most prettiest firefly
ever did glow.

763
00:49:10,383 --> 00:49:13,787
You know, I talk to Evangeline
most every night.

764
00:49:13,887 --> 00:49:16,690
She's kind of shy. Don't say much.

765
00:49:16,790 --> 00:49:18,591
And I know in my heart

766
00:49:18,692 --> 00:49:22,295
someday we are
going to be together. Yeah.

767
00:49:23,863 --> 00:49:26,99
- That's so sweet.
- Yeah, so sweet.

768
00:49:26,199 --> 00:49:29,369
Just do not settle down so quickly,
my friend.

769
00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:31,905
There are plenty of fireflies
in the swamp.

770
00:49:33,73 --> 00:49:34,140
What?

771
00:49:36,710 --> 00:49:38,211
Pricker bushes got me!

772
00:49:38,311 --> 00:49:41,715
Gator down! Gator down!

773
00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:45,452
The darkness is closing in! I'm so cold.

774
00:49:45,552 --> 00:49:47,487
Will you hold still, you big baby?

775
00:49:49,155 --> 00:49:51,291
I ain't touched it yet.

776
00:49:56,496 --> 00:49:58,765
Take a look at them two jumpers.

777
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:03,3
I can taste them frog legs already.

778
00:50:03,103 --> 00:50:06,506
Bet they taste real good
with the sauce piquant, right, Pa?

779
00:50:06,606 --> 00:50:08,74
Will you keep quiet?

780
00:50:15,81 --> 00:50:17,951
My thoughts exactly, Two Fingers.

781
00:50:18,18 --> 00:50:20,120
It is time to catch us some frogs!

782
00:50:28,194 --> 00:50:29,329
You know, waitress,

783
00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:31,865
I have finally figured out
what is wrong with you.

784
00:50:31,965 --> 00:50:33,166
Have you now?

785
00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:37,337
You do not know
how to have fun. There.

786
00:50:37,437 --> 00:50:39,205
- Somebody had to say it.
- Thank you,

787
00:50:39,305 --> 00:50:42,275
because I figured out
what your problem is, too.

788
00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:44,444
I'm too wonderful?

789
00:50:45,545 --> 00:50:49,215
No, you're a no-'count, philandering,
lazy bump on a log.

790
00:50:50,283 --> 00:50:51,718
Killjoy.

791
00:50:51,818 --> 00:50:53,553
- What did you say?
- Nothing.

792
00:50:54,954 --> 00:50:57,390
- Stick in the mud.
- Listen here, mister.

793
00:50:57,490 --> 00:51:00,360
This stick in the mud has had to work
two jobs her whole life

794
00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:02,562
while you've been
sucking on a silver spoon

795
00:51:02,662 --> 00:51:05,632
chasing chambermaids
around your ivory tower!

796
00:51:06,299 --> 00:51:07,967
Actually, it's polished marble.

797
00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:13,740
I got me one, boys!
Y'all get that little one over there!

798
00:51:25,251 --> 00:51:27,821
That's good hunting today, yes, indeed!

799
00:51:28,421 --> 00:51:29,923
Hunters with guns!

800
00:51:32,425 --> 00:51:34,260
Look at them big frog legs.

801
00:51:34,361 --> 00:51:35,829
I want me some corn bread
with this dinner!

802
00:51:35,929 --> 00:51:41,167
Oh, no! A bug got to do
what a bug got to do!

803
00:51:49,943 --> 00:51:53,113
I think I done chipped
my favourite tooth.

804
00:51:57,517 --> 00:52:00,120
Here I come, Two Fingers! I'll help...

805
00:52:03,356 --> 00:52:06,26
Pa! We got one!

806
00:52:06,126 --> 00:52:08,695
Shush now! Get on quiet there!

807
00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:10,130
What happened to yours?

808
00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:12,532
Shut your trap, Darnell!

809
00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:14,200
Free!

810
00:52:27,814 --> 00:52:31,651
Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?

811
00:52:32,152 --> 00:52:36,322
Yeah. I sure did.

812
00:52:41,895 --> 00:52:43,496
What are you two gawking at?

813
00:52:44,998 --> 00:52:47,167
Just missed him!

814
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,170
I will make him pay for his insolence!

815
00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:53,139
Two Fingers!
I need some help over here!

816
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,575
- Now! Go!
- Would you stop that?

817
00:52:56,9 --> 00:52:57,510
Hold still.

818
00:52:57,677 --> 00:52:59,846
No, no, no. No, you idiot, not there!

819
00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:04,784
Watch this.

820
00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:08,521
Missed it!

821
00:53:11,24 --> 00:53:12,359
Get them froggies!

822
00:53:26,539 --> 00:53:30,777
These two ain't like
no frogs I ever seen.

823
00:53:30,877 --> 00:53:32,178
They smart.

824
00:53:32,278 --> 00:53:33,546
And we talk, too.

825
00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:46,893
You all right there, little bug?

826
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:51,231
I'm fine. But your breath
done near kill me to death.

827
00:53:53,133 --> 00:53:56,569
- Would you mind?
- I got you covered, brah.

828
00:53:57,804 --> 00:54:00,6
Much obliged, peewee.

829
00:54:00,73 --> 00:54:03,877
Now how about the other side?

830
00:54:04,644 --> 00:54:08,915
"And we talk, too. " I like that.
You are secretly funny.

831
00:54:09,15 --> 00:54:12,252
- Not a stick in the mud? Say it. Say it.
- Well, I wouldn't go...

832
00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:15,755
- All right. You're not exactly...
- I can't hear you. I'm sorry. What?

833
00:54:15,855 --> 00:54:17,924
...a complete stick deep in the mud.

834
00:54:19,993 --> 00:54:21,428
Easy. Easy!

835
00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:23,930
- This one's in there, ain't it? Hold on.
- Holy...

836
00:54:25,198 --> 00:54:28,68
Chère, I know we gots to get
to Mama Odie lickety-split,

837
00:54:28,168 --> 00:54:32,505
but this particular extractification
is going to take a while.

838
00:54:32,605 --> 00:54:33,606
Yeah.

839
00:54:33,873 --> 00:54:35,8
Poor Louis.

840
00:54:35,108 --> 00:54:36,943
You know what would make me
feel better?

841
00:54:38,611 --> 00:54:41,514
Crawfish smothered in
rémoulade sauce... Mercy!

842
00:54:41,614 --> 00:54:43,616
- Just a little more!
- With some Bananas Foster

843
00:54:43,717 --> 00:54:45,218
sprinkled with pralines...

844
00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:46,586
Oh, Mama!

845
00:54:46,686 --> 00:54:49,289
- How about some swamp gumbo?
- That will do.

846
00:54:50,857 --> 00:54:53,360
Sounds delicious.
I'll start with a pre-dinner cocktail

847
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:56,629
and something to nibble on
while I wait. Thanks.

848
00:54:56,730 --> 00:54:59,733
No, no, no, your royal highness.

849
00:54:59,799 --> 00:55:01,901
You are going to
mince these mushrooms.

850
00:55:01,968 --> 00:55:04,971
- Do what?
- Mince the mushrooms!

851
00:55:05,372 --> 00:55:06,706
Hop to it!

852
00:55:07,574 --> 00:55:09,442
- Little ridiculous.
- Are you mincing?

853
00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:11,578
All right! Relax.

854
00:55:23,256 --> 00:55:24,324
One.

855
00:55:25,325 --> 00:55:26,993
Step aside, mister.

856
00:55:27,93 --> 00:55:29,829
Watch and learn.

857
00:55:32,999 --> 00:55:34,334
All right.

858
00:55:37,937 --> 00:55:39,5
- There you go.
- You know,

859
00:55:39,105 --> 00:55:42,175
I've never done
anything like this before.

860
00:55:42,275 --> 00:55:44,411
- Really?
- All right.

861
00:55:44,511 --> 00:55:47,347
But when you live in a castle,
everything is done for you.

862
00:55:47,447 --> 00:55:51,484
All the time. They dress you.
They feed you. Drive you.

863
00:55:51,584 --> 00:55:52,585
Brush your teeth.

864
00:55:52,852 --> 00:55:55,188
Oh, poor baby.

865
00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:59,25
I admit it was a charmed life
until the day my parents cut me off,

866
00:55:59,125 --> 00:56:00,860
and suddenly I realised

867
00:56:02,95 --> 00:56:04,97
I don't know how to do anything.

868
00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:14,708
Well, hey, you got the makings
of a decent mushroom mincer.

869
00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:17,10
You think so?

870
00:56:17,110 --> 00:56:19,813
Keep practising
and I just might hire you.

871
00:56:19,879 --> 00:56:21,114
- Really?
- No.

872
00:56:22,48 --> 00:56:26,820
Come on! What was that?
That was below the frog belt.

873
00:56:42,469 --> 00:56:45,905
...you going to see a blind nutria.
You say, "Hello. " And he say, "What?"

874
00:56:46,6 --> 00:56:49,175
And you say, "That a ugly fish. "

875
00:56:51,244 --> 00:56:52,312
Anyone for seconds?

876
00:56:52,412 --> 00:56:55,915
That was magnificent!
You truly have a gift.

877
00:56:56,916 --> 00:56:59,652
Why, thank you.

878
00:57:01,254 --> 00:57:03,423
There she is.

879
00:57:03,523 --> 00:57:07,227
The sweetest firefly in all creation.

880
00:57:07,327 --> 00:57:08,528
Evangeline?

881
00:57:09,429 --> 00:57:11,865
I want to meet this girl. Where she at?

882
00:57:11,931 --> 00:57:13,933
How you can miss her?

883
00:57:14,34 --> 00:57:16,936
She glowing right up there
in front of y'all.

884
00:57:18,938 --> 00:57:22,609
Look how she lights up the sky

885
00:57:24,277 --> 00:57:28,281
Ma belle Evangeline

886
00:57:28,848 --> 00:57:30,216
That ain't no fire...

887
00:57:30,283 --> 00:57:34,954
So far above me, yet I

888
00:57:35,288 --> 00:57:40,360
Know her heart belongs to only me

889
00:57:41,628 --> 00:57:42,896
I adore you.

890
00:57:43,29 --> 00:57:44,631
I love you.

891
00:57:44,731 --> 00:57:46,299
I'm just translating.

892
00:57:46,399 --> 00:57:48,902
You're my queen of the night

893
00:57:49,302 --> 00:57:52,806
So still, so bright

894
00:57:52,906 --> 00:57:57,43
That someone as beautiful as she

895
00:57:58,478 --> 00:58:01,948
Could love someone like me

896
00:58:02,48 --> 00:58:04,50
No. I don't dance.

897
00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:07,821
Love always finds a way, it's true

898
00:58:07,921 --> 00:58:09,289
I've never danced.

899
00:58:09,389 --> 00:58:12,959
And I love you, Evangeline

900
00:58:13,59 --> 00:58:15,495
If I can mince, you can dance.

901
00:58:35,849 --> 00:58:40,120
Love is beautiful
Love is wonderful

902
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,857
Love is everything

903
00:58:43,957 --> 00:58:45,425
Do you agree?

904
00:58:48,194 --> 00:58:52,866
Look how she lights up the sky

905
00:58:54,34 --> 00:58:59,305
I love you, Evangeline

906
00:59:08,548 --> 00:59:11,284
Lottie's getting herself
one heck of a dance partner.

907
00:59:12,452 --> 00:59:15,722
We best be pushing on.

908
00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:24,898
- Tiana!
- Naveen!

909
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,568
No, no, no!

910
00:59:50,256 --> 00:59:54,94
Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady.

911
00:59:54,994 --> 01:00:00,700
Now which one of you naughty children
been messing with the Shadow Man?

912
01:00:04,604 --> 01:00:06,706
We're so glad we found you,
Mama Odie.

913
01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:09,376
Ray and Louis here
have been telling us all about you.

914
01:00:09,442 --> 01:00:11,177
We've been travelling quite a long way,

915
01:00:11,277 --> 01:00:13,46
and you can't imagine
what we've been through.

916
01:00:13,113 --> 01:00:14,180
And we...

917
01:00:14,948 --> 01:00:17,450
- And we heard that you...
- Juju!

918
01:00:27,794 --> 01:00:31,731
Good to see you again, Ray.
How's your grandmamma?

919
01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:36,302
She's fine. Got in a little trouble
for flashing the neighbours again.

920
01:00:36,736 --> 01:00:39,305
I like that gal's spunk!

921
01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:41,141
Mama Odie.

922
01:00:42,575 --> 01:00:43,877
We don't want to take up
too much of your time...

923
01:00:43,977 --> 01:00:45,645
Y'all want some candy?

924
01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:48,815
- Not really.
- No, thank you.

925
01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:53,53
Now, that's too bad.
It's a special candy.

926
01:00:53,319 --> 01:00:55,155
Would have turned y'all human.

927
01:00:55,255 --> 01:00:57,757
- Wait! Don't! Please don't take it!
- No! Please!

928
01:00:57,824 --> 01:00:59,993
I'm just messing with y'all.

929
01:01:00,93 --> 01:01:03,163
How on Earth did you know
that we wanted to turn back...

930
01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:09,502
- Mama Odie?
- Juju!

931
01:01:09,602 --> 01:01:12,505
Why didn't you tell me
my gumbo was burning?

932
01:01:12,605 --> 01:01:14,641
You sure this is the right
blind voodoo lady

933
01:01:14,741 --> 01:01:16,343
who lives in a boat in a tree
in the bayou?

934
01:01:16,443 --> 01:01:17,677
Pretty sure.

935
01:01:19,12 --> 01:01:21,748
Can't believe this.
Got to do everything around here.

936
01:01:21,848 --> 01:01:24,184
- Mama Odie, if you...
- Taste this!

937
01:01:25,952 --> 01:01:27,253
Well?

938
01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:30,357
Hit it hard with a couple of shots
of Tabasco and it's the bee's knees.

939
01:01:30,457 --> 01:01:32,258
- Now, can we...
- Juju!

940
01:01:38,431 --> 01:01:41,267
That's got some zang to it!

941
01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:43,103
That's just what it needed.

942
01:01:43,203 --> 01:01:47,374
Now, y'all figure out what you need?

943
01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:50,477
It's just like you said, Mama Odie.
We need to be human.

944
01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:54,147
Y'all ain't got the sense
you was born with!

945
01:01:54,214 --> 01:01:59,386
Y'all want to be human
but you're blind to what you need!

946
01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:02,722
What we want? What we need?
Is all the same thing, yes?

947
01:02:03,323 --> 01:02:05,825
Is the same thing? No!

948
01:02:06,826 --> 01:02:08,728
You listen to your mama now.

949
01:02:10,230 --> 01:02:14,801
Don't matter what you look like
Don't matter what you wear

950
01:02:14,901 --> 01:02:17,303
How many rings you got on your finger

951
01:02:17,404 --> 01:02:19,739
- We don't care, no
- We don't care

952
01:02:20,73 --> 01:02:24,77
Don't matter where you come from
Don't even matter what you are

953
01:02:24,577 --> 01:02:26,813
A dog, a pig, a cow, a goat

954
01:02:26,913 --> 01:02:29,249
- Had 'em all in here
- Had 'em all in here

955
01:02:29,349 --> 01:02:33,586
And they all knew what they wanted
What they wanted me to do

956
01:02:34,354 --> 01:02:38,925
I told 'em what they needed
Just like I be telling you

957
01:02:39,25 --> 01:02:41,761
You got to dig a little deeper

958
01:02:41,861 --> 01:02:43,863
Find out who you are

959
01:02:43,930 --> 01:02:46,599
You got to dig a little deeper

960
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:48,334
It really ain't that far

961
01:02:49,169 --> 01:02:51,438
When you find out who you are

962
01:02:51,538 --> 01:02:54,240
You'll find out what you need

963
01:02:54,341 --> 01:02:56,109
- Blue skies and sunshine
- Blue skies and sunshine

964
01:02:56,209 --> 01:02:57,777
Guaranteed

965
01:02:58,545 --> 01:03:00,13
- You got to dig
- Dig

966
01:03:01,14 --> 01:03:02,382
- You got to dig
- Dig

967
01:03:04,117 --> 01:03:08,621
Prince Froggy is a rich little boy
You want to be rich again

968
01:03:08,955 --> 01:03:13,960
That ain't gonna make you happy now
Did it make you happy then? No!

969
01:03:14,294 --> 01:03:18,465
Money ain't got no soul
Money ain't got no heart

970
01:03:18,565 --> 01:03:20,867
All you need is some self-control

971
01:03:20,967 --> 01:03:23,103
Make yourself a brand-new start

972
01:03:23,203 --> 01:03:25,905
You got to dig a little deeper

973
01:03:25,972 --> 01:03:27,974
Don't have far to go

974
01:03:28,74 --> 01:03:30,543
You got to dig a little deeper

975
01:03:30,977 --> 01:03:33,480
Tell the people Mama told you so

976
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:35,315
Can't tell you what you'll find

977
01:03:35,415 --> 01:03:38,385
Maybe love will grant you
peace of mind

978
01:03:38,818 --> 01:03:40,820
Dig a little deeper and you'll know

979
01:03:42,722 --> 01:03:44,824
- Miss Froggy.
- Ma'am?

980
01:03:44,924 --> 01:03:47,660
- Might I have a word?
- Yes, ma'am.

981
01:03:48,661 --> 01:03:52,232
You's a hard one, that's what I heard.

982
01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:57,837
Your daddy was a loving man
Family, through and through

983
01:03:57,937 --> 01:04:02,175
You your daddy's daughter
What he had in him, you got in you

984
01:04:02,275 --> 01:04:05,11
You got to dig a little deeper

985
01:04:05,111 --> 01:04:07,113
For you, it's gonna be tough

986
01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:09,749
You got to dig a little deeper

987
01:04:10,183 --> 01:04:12,519
You ain't dug near far enough

988
01:04:12,619 --> 01:04:16,756
Dig down deep inside yourself
You'll find out what you need

989
01:04:17,691 --> 01:04:21,27
Blue skies and sunshine
Guaranteed

990
01:04:21,127 --> 01:04:24,864
Open up the windows!
Let in the light, children!

991
01:04:24,964 --> 01:04:29,869
Blue skies and sunshine
Blue skies and sunshine

992
01:04:29,969 --> 01:04:35,108
Blue skies and sunshine

993
01:04:36,443 --> 01:04:40,447
Guaranteed

994
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:52,292
Well, Miss Froggy, do you understand
what you need now, child?

995
01:04:52,392 --> 01:04:54,494
Yes. I do, Mama Odie.

996
01:04:54,561 --> 01:04:57,731
I need to dig a little deeper
and work even harder

997
01:04:57,831 --> 01:04:59,332
to get my restaurant.

998
01:05:01,401 --> 01:05:03,903
All right, y'all, one more time!

999
01:05:04,4 --> 01:05:06,740
It don't matter what you look like
It don't...

1000
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:10,543
Nobody is going to sing with Ray?
Okay.

1001
01:05:10,643 --> 01:05:16,516
Well, if y'all are set on being human,
there's only one way.

1002
01:05:18,84 --> 01:05:21,554
Gumbo, gumbo in the pot.

1003
01:05:21,654 --> 01:05:25,425
We need a princess, whatcha got?

1004
01:05:28,928 --> 01:05:31,264
Lottie? But she's not a princess.

1005
01:05:31,364 --> 01:05:33,266
Hush up and look at the gumbo.

1006
01:05:34,34 --> 01:05:35,268
Ta-da!

1007
01:05:35,368 --> 01:05:39,372
That's right. Big Daddy's
King of the Mardi Gras parade.

1008
01:05:39,839 --> 01:05:44,244
So that makes Lottie a princess.

1009
01:05:44,344 --> 01:05:46,680
- Does that count?
- Yes, it does,

1010
01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:50,450
but only till midnight
when Mardi Gras is over.

1011
01:05:51,451 --> 01:05:56,523
Hop-along, you only got till then
to get that princess to **** you.

1012
01:05:56,623 --> 01:05:58,892
Once she does, boom!

1013
01:06:00,26 --> 01:06:02,462
You both turn human!

1014
01:06:02,562 --> 01:06:04,764
- Midnight?
- That doesn't give us much time at all.

1015
01:06:04,864 --> 01:06:06,99
What about me, Mama?

1016
01:06:06,199 --> 01:06:09,302
I want to be human, too,
so I can play jazz with the big boys.

1017
01:06:09,402 --> 01:06:11,538
I want fingers and toes
and a bellybutton.

1018
01:06:11,638 --> 01:06:13,273
Not the kind that sticks out
but the kind that goes in.

1019
01:06:13,373 --> 01:06:18,44
Jabber Jaws, you dig a little deeper,
you'll find everything you need.

1020
01:06:18,144 --> 01:06:20,80
Come on, come on, come on.

1021
01:06:20,146 --> 01:06:21,981
There's a lot of river
between here and New Orleans.

1022
01:06:22,82 --> 01:06:23,483
Y'all best get to swimming.

1023
01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:26,653
Wait! I got a better idea.

1024
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,835
They got guns!

1025
01:06:47,507 --> 01:06:51,511
Man, that is one killer-diller costume!

1026
01:06:51,611 --> 01:06:53,613
Hey, gator, can you blow that horn?

1027
01:06:56,16 --> 01:06:58,585
Come on. Sit in with us!
We're playing Mardi Gras.

1028
01:07:05,692 --> 01:07:10,764
We can't miss this! Little Louis
going to finally play with the big boys!

1029
01:07:11,364 --> 01:07:13,33
Naveen, you coming?

1030
01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:16,36
I'll catch up with you later.

1031
01:07:32,152 --> 01:07:37,57
Oh, Evangeline. Why can't I just look
Tiana in the eye and say,

1032
01:07:37,157 --> 01:07:41,394
"I will do whatever it takes to make
all your dreams come true because...

1033
01:07:41,895 --> 01:07:43,63
"Because I love you"?

1034
01:07:43,163 --> 01:07:46,933
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cap!
You making goo-goo eyes at my girl?

1035
01:07:47,67 --> 01:07:49,636
That's it! Put them up! I'm going to
make some shoes out of you!

1036
01:07:49,736 --> 01:07:51,538
No, Ray!
I am not in love with Evangeline.

1037
01:07:51,638 --> 01:07:53,239
I am in love with Tiana!

1038
01:07:54,908 --> 01:07:57,243
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
You come here, you.

1039
01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:59,112
And I can no longer marry
Miss Charlotte La Bouff.

1040
01:07:59,245 --> 01:08:00,246
You're going to be happy together!

1041
01:08:00,347 --> 01:08:01,815
I'll find another way
to get Tiana a restaurant.

1042
01:08:01,915 --> 01:08:03,383
You're going to have
the cutest little tadpoles!

1043
01:08:03,483 --> 01:08:05,852
I will get a job.
Maybe two. Maybe three.

1044
01:08:05,919 --> 01:08:07,654
I can't wait to tell chère!

1045
01:08:07,754 --> 01:08:11,24
No, no, no. I must tell her. Alone.

1046
01:08:11,91 --> 01:08:13,426
Right. You rascal!

1047
01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:19,833
Where you taking me?

1048
01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:22,335
I just wanted to show you
a little something

1049
01:08:22,435 --> 01:08:24,871
to celebrate our last night together
as frogs.

1050
01:08:31,945 --> 01:08:36,683
All my years no one's ever done
anything like this for me.

1051
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:43,857
It is too much, is it not?
Thank you, Beaux.

1052
01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:45,725
I thought it was a nice touch.

1053
01:08:45,792 --> 01:08:49,229
Pretend you did not see that.
Please, please, sit down.

1054
01:08:52,966 --> 01:08:54,434
What's this?

1055
01:08:54,534 --> 01:08:56,236
- You minced.
- I did!

1056
01:08:56,536 --> 01:08:58,705
You have had
quite an influence on me,

1057
01:08:58,805 --> 01:09:02,475
which is amazing because I have dated
thousands of women and...

1058
01:09:02,976 --> 01:09:06,946
No, like two, three, just other women.
And anyway, listen.

1059
01:09:07,47 --> 01:09:08,548
You could not be more different,
you know?

1060
01:09:08,648 --> 01:09:11,84
You are practically one of the guys.

1061
01:09:11,151 --> 01:09:13,987
No, no, no. You are not a guy.
Let me begin again.

1062
01:09:16,156 --> 01:09:20,326
I'm not myself tonight.
Tiana! Sorry, that was loud.

1063
01:09:21,94 --> 01:09:24,831
- This is a disaster.
- No. It's cute.

1064
01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:30,3
- Tiana, I...
- There it is!

1065
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:35,8
Your restaurant?

1066
01:09:35,108 --> 01:09:38,278
Can't you just picture it?
All lit up like the Fourth of July.

1067
01:09:38,345 --> 01:09:41,481
- Yes. Jazz pouring out of every window!
- It should be elegant.

1068
01:09:41,581 --> 01:09:43,483
But you got to keep it loose, though.
Got to let it swing.

1069
01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:46,853
- You know a good ukulele player?
- Really? You'd let me perform?

1070
01:09:46,953 --> 01:09:49,856
I'll talk to the owner. Owner says yes.

1071
01:09:50,924 --> 01:09:53,927
Folks are going to be coming together
from all walks of life

1072
01:09:54,27 --> 01:09:56,196
just to get a taste of our food.

1073
01:09:57,97 --> 01:09:58,431
Our food?

1074
01:10:00,367 --> 01:10:02,869
Oh, no. My daddy.

1075
01:10:03,436 --> 01:10:06,39
We always wanted
to open this restaurant.

1076
01:10:06,139 --> 01:10:08,141
He died before he could see it happen.

1077
01:10:09,275 --> 01:10:14,80
But tomorrow, with your help,
our dream is finally coming true.

1078
01:10:14,781 --> 01:10:16,716
- Tomorrow?
- If I don't deliver that money

1079
01:10:16,816 --> 01:10:19,819
first thing tomorrow,
I lose this place forever.

1080
01:10:23,823 --> 01:10:25,258
Tiana, I love

1081
01:10:29,729 --> 01:10:34,67
the way you light up
when you talk about your dream.

1082
01:10:35,135 --> 01:10:38,71
A dream that... It is so beautiful, I...

1083
01:10:38,672 --> 01:10:42,909
I promise I will do whatever it takes
to make it come true.

1084
01:10:44,644 --> 01:10:47,681
Port of New Orleans, all ashore!

1085
01:10:48,415 --> 01:10:51,84
I'll go round up the boys.

1086
01:11:05,532 --> 01:11:07,33
Evangeline,

1087
01:11:08,268 --> 01:11:11,304
I've always been so sure about
what I wanted, but now I...

1088
01:11:13,506 --> 01:11:14,841
What do I do?

1089
01:11:15,842 --> 01:11:17,143
Please tell me.

1090
01:11:23,16 --> 01:11:25,251
Prince Naveen, darling.

1091
01:11:25,352 --> 01:11:29,622
You better hurry up. Don't want to be
late for our Mardi Gras wedding.

1092
01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:34,227
Getting dressed! Just a few more
minutes, my dearest heart.

1093
01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:37,897
Okay, honey lamb.
We'll be waiting in the Packard.

1094
01:11:37,964 --> 01:11:40,66
Daddy, start the car!

1095
01:11:40,133 --> 01:11:43,303
Oh, my heavens, I'm doomed!

1096
01:11:43,403 --> 01:11:48,41
No, Larry! I'm the one who's doomed.
Unless we get that frog's blood in...

1097
01:11:55,548 --> 01:11:58,151
We are back in business, boys!

1098
01:11:59,152 --> 01:12:02,255
Get your filthy hands off me! Lawrence!

1099
01:12:02,822 --> 01:12:04,991
Now hold still, Your Eminence.

1100
01:12:08,661 --> 01:12:11,97
Mardi Gras! Mardi Gras!

1101
01:12:11,831 --> 01:12:14,768
Ray! Have you seen Naveen?

1102
01:12:14,834 --> 01:12:17,337
Look at you. Where the ring at?

1103
01:12:17,437 --> 01:12:19,5
What are you talking about?

1104
01:12:19,572 --> 01:12:22,75
Well, if Cap didn't say nothing,
I ain't going to say nothing

1105
01:12:22,175 --> 01:12:24,144
because old Ray's sealed up
tight as a drum.

1106
01:12:24,244 --> 01:12:26,179
- You ain't getting nothing out of me, no!
- Ray.

1107
01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:28,214
Okay, Cap not going to marry Charlotte,
he going to marry you!

1108
01:12:28,348 --> 01:12:29,983
Soon as he gets himself ****ed
and y'all both turn human,

1109
01:12:30,83 --> 01:12:32,552
he's going to find a job,
get you that restaurant...

1110
01:12:32,686 --> 01:12:33,920
I said too much, didn't I?

1111
01:12:34,20 --> 01:12:38,24
You said just enough, Ray!
Thank you, Evangeline.

1112
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:50,837
He was trying to propose!
That's what all that fumbling was about!

1113
01:12:50,937 --> 01:12:54,374
And here I thought all he wanted
was to marry a rich girl!

1114
01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:57,344
What are we looking for again?

1115
01:12:57,444 --> 01:13:01,114
You just keep your eyes out
for the biggest, gaudiest float

1116
01:13:01,214 --> 01:13:05,51
with a Mardi Gras princess
about to **** herself a...

1117
01:13:06,52 --> 01:13:07,354
A frog.

1118
01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:10,724
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here tonight

1119
01:13:10,824 --> 01:13:14,194
in this fine celebration to join together

1120
01:13:14,294 --> 01:13:19,432
this prince and this young woman
in holy matrimony.

1121
01:13:19,566 --> 01:13:22,535
Oh, no. This can't be right, darling.

1122
01:13:22,635 --> 01:13:26,406
And how you can still be a frog?
Mama Odie, she...

1123
01:13:43,490 --> 01:13:47,694
I know what we seen with our eyes,

1124
01:13:48,161 --> 01:13:49,596
but if we just go back that way,

1125
01:13:49,696 --> 01:13:52,899
we're going to find out
your fairy tale come true.

1126
01:13:52,999 --> 01:13:55,602
Just because you wish for something
doesn't make it true.

1127
01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:58,405
It's like my Evangeline always said
to me...

1128
01:13:58,505 --> 01:14:01,107
Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray!

1129
01:14:01,207 --> 01:14:04,944
A big ball of hot air
a million miles from here!

1130
01:14:05,779 --> 01:14:09,382
Open your eyes now,
before you get hurt.

1131
01:14:18,58 --> 01:14:22,328
She just speaking out a broken heart.
That's all that is.

1132
01:14:23,296 --> 01:14:24,798
Come on, Evangeline.

1133
01:14:25,799 --> 01:14:28,134
We're going to show chère the truth!

1134
01:14:29,69 --> 01:14:33,807
If any of you objects to the union
of these two people,

1135
01:14:33,907 --> 01:14:36,976
speak now or forever hold your peace.

1136
01:14:37,77 --> 01:14:39,245
Me! Me! I object!

1137
01:14:39,312 --> 01:14:43,750
Do you, Prince Naveen,
take Charlotte to be your wife?

1138
01:14:43,817 --> 01:14:46,152
Cap, what you doing, son?

1139
01:14:49,656 --> 01:14:52,659
...as you both shall live?

1140
01:14:53,159 --> 01:14:56,162
What? I do! Yes, I'm for it.

1141
01:14:56,996 --> 01:14:59,99
- Do you, Charlotte La Bouff...
- Is that you, Cap?

1142
01:14:59,165 --> 01:15:01,234
Ray! Get me out of this box!

1143
01:15:01,334 --> 01:15:04,337
I can't hear you!
I'm going to get you out this box!

1144
01:15:05,171 --> 01:15:09,342
...to keep yourself only unto him,
as long as you both shall live?

1145
01:15:10,10 --> 01:15:11,344
I do.

1146
01:15:11,678 --> 01:15:15,815
And so, by the power vested in me
by the state of Louisiana,

1147
01:15:15,915 --> 01:15:19,519
I now pronounce you man and...

1148
01:15:19,619 --> 01:15:20,687
Prince Naveen!

1149
01:15:24,524 --> 01:15:27,27
Goodness gracious! Are you all right?

1150
01:15:27,127 --> 01:15:29,863
I just need a moment
to compose myself.

1151
01:15:29,963 --> 01:15:31,364
Cheese and crackers!

1152
01:15:31,865 --> 01:15:33,733
Lawrence, why are you doing this?

1153
01:15:33,867 --> 01:15:38,271
As payback for
all those years of humiliation.

1154
01:15:38,371 --> 01:15:42,375
Get your royal rump back on that
wedding cake and finish this deal!

1155
01:15:43,376 --> 01:15:45,378
What's he doing? Stop him!

1156
01:15:45,712 --> 01:15:46,880
Give it to me!

1157
01:15:47,647 --> 01:15:49,883
I've got it! It got me, too.

1158
01:15:50,450 --> 01:15:53,219
- Let go of that!
- Stay out of sight!

1159
01:15:55,388 --> 01:15:56,723
Come on. Come on.

1160
01:16:03,563 --> 01:16:04,564
Ray?

1161
01:16:07,0 --> 01:16:08,768
Hey, why did you stop?

1162
01:16:11,4 --> 01:16:13,573
He's a real gator!

1163
01:16:16,810 --> 01:16:17,844
Ray?

1164
01:16:17,911 --> 01:16:20,513
This proves what we saw
ain't what we thought we saw!

1165
01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:23,49
- What is this?
- It's a voodoo hayacall.

1166
01:16:23,149 --> 01:16:25,418
The Shadow Man,
he been using it for the...

1167
01:16:27,153 --> 01:16:29,522
You can't let Shadow Man get this,
no matter what!

1168
01:16:29,589 --> 01:16:31,925
Now run, girl! Run!

1169
01:16:32,25 --> 01:16:34,327
Don't make me light my butt!

1170
01:16:38,264 --> 01:16:41,434
I'm going to get you!
I got a lot more of me! Come here, you!

1171
01:16:42,268 --> 01:16:43,703
Who's next?

1172
01:16:57,283 --> 01:16:58,785
Ray!

1173
01:17:01,788 --> 01:17:03,56
Ray?

1174
01:17:12,632 --> 01:17:16,569
Back off, or I'm going to break this thing
into a million pieces!

1175
01:17:37,323 --> 01:17:38,658
Naveen?

1176
01:17:43,163 --> 01:17:45,331
Now, isn't this a whole lot better

1177
01:17:45,432 --> 01:17:48,334
than hopping around the bayou
for the rest of your life?

1178
01:17:49,402 --> 01:17:50,503
Shadow Man.

1179
01:17:51,838 --> 01:17:53,673
Got to hand it to you, Tiana.

1180
01:17:54,341 --> 01:17:57,110
When you dream, you dream big.

1181
01:17:57,177 --> 01:17:58,878
Just look at this place.

1182
01:17:59,512 --> 01:18:03,16
Going to be the crown jewel
of the Crescent City!

1183
01:18:04,50 --> 01:18:07,821
And all you got to do
to make this a reality

1184
01:18:07,887 --> 01:18:10,690
is hand over
that little old talisman of mine.

1185
01:18:12,192 --> 01:18:15,695
No. This is not right.

1186
01:18:15,795 --> 01:18:20,533
Come on now, darling.
Think of everything you've sacrificed.

1187
01:18:20,667 --> 01:18:24,70
- Girl, all you ever do is work.
- I told y'all she wouldn't come.

1188
01:18:24,871 --> 01:18:27,841
Think of all those naysayers
who doubted you.

1189
01:18:27,907 --> 01:18:30,176
You ain't never going to get enough
for the down payment.

1190
01:18:30,243 --> 01:18:35,48
...little woman of your background,
you're better off where you're at.

1191
01:18:35,548 --> 01:18:37,550
And don't forget your poor daddy.

1192
01:18:40,53 --> 01:18:43,590
- Now that was one hard-working man.
- See you in the morning, James.

1193
01:18:43,723 --> 01:18:46,526
Double, sometime triple shifts.

1194
01:18:47,394 --> 01:18:51,898
Never letting on how bone tired
and beat down he really was.

1195
01:18:52,32 --> 01:18:54,768
- Daddy!
- Hey, babycakes!

1196
01:18:55,268 --> 01:18:57,404
Shame all that hard work

1197
01:18:57,537 --> 01:19:00,774
didn't amount to much more
than a busted-up old gumbo pot

1198
01:19:01,741 --> 01:19:04,911
and a dream that
never got off the back porch.

1199
01:19:05,578 --> 01:19:07,47
But you?

1200
01:19:07,714 --> 01:19:12,719
You can give your poor daddy
everything he ever wanted.

1201
01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:18,591
Come on, Tiana. You're almost there.

1202
01:19:28,635 --> 01:19:30,303
But he had what he needed.

1203
01:19:31,137 --> 01:19:34,774
He had love. He never lost sight of
what was really important.

1204
01:19:34,841 --> 01:19:38,311
- Easy with that. Careful.
- And neither will I!

1205
01:19:46,19 --> 01:19:48,588
Y'all should have taken my deal.

1206
01:19:48,655 --> 01:19:50,990
Now you're going to spend
the rest of your life

1207
01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:53,660
being a slimy, little frog.

1208
01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:59,833
I've got news for you, Shadow Man.
It's not slime. It's mucus!

1209
01:20:02,702 --> 01:20:04,671
No! No!

1210
01:20:07,173 --> 01:20:09,342
How am I ever going to pay back
my debt?

1211
01:20:12,178 --> 01:20:13,613
Friends.

1212
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,482
Are you ready?

1213
01:20:15,548 --> 01:20:19,152
No! I'm not ready at all!
In fact, I got lots more plans.

1214
01:20:19,219 --> 01:20:20,720
Are you ready?

1215
01:20:20,854 --> 01:20:23,723
This is just a minor setback
in a major operation.

1216
01:20:24,691 --> 01:20:27,727
As soon as I whip up another spell,
we'll be back in business!

1217
01:20:27,861 --> 01:20:30,530
I still got that froggy prince
locked away!

1218
01:20:30,864 --> 01:20:32,732
I just need a little more time.

1219
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,568
No, please!

1220
01:20:37,871 --> 01:20:39,372
Just a little more time!

1221
01:20:41,574 --> 01:20:44,210
I promise I'll pay y'all back! I promise!

1222
01:20:51,217 --> 01:20:52,886
Hush

1223
01:20:59,893 --> 01:21:02,862
Prince! Prince Naveen!

1224
01:21:02,929 --> 01:21:06,900
Your shy and retiring bride-to-be
is getting antsy!

1225
01:21:09,202 --> 01:21:10,704
Hello, darling.

1226
01:21:14,407 --> 01:21:17,77
Miss La Bouff! Please, down here!

1227
01:21:18,44 --> 01:21:22,882
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am the real Prince Naveen!

1228
01:21:24,451 --> 01:21:26,252
Of Maldonia.

1229
01:21:27,87 --> 01:21:28,755
Did you say "Prince"?

1230
01:21:30,757 --> 01:21:33,927
Boys, drag this maggot
down to the parish prison.

1231
01:21:34,60 --> 01:21:36,763
I'm completely innocent!
Now, the Shadow Man bamboozled me!

1232
01:21:37,97 --> 01:21:40,533
Goodness gracious.
This is so much to absorb.

1233
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:42,469
Let me see if I got this right.

1234
01:21:42,602 --> 01:21:46,906
If I **** you before midnight,
you and Tiana will turn human again?

1235
01:21:46,973 --> 01:21:49,42
And then we're gonna
get ourselves married

1236
01:21:49,109 --> 01:21:52,78
and live happily ever after, the end!

1237
01:21:52,145 --> 01:21:54,314
Yeah, more or less. But remember,

1238
01:21:54,447 --> 01:21:57,617
you must give Tiana all the money
she requires for her restaurant.

1239
01:21:58,118 --> 01:21:59,486
Because Tiana,

1240
01:22:02,989 --> 01:22:04,657
she is my Evangeline.

1241
01:22:06,259 --> 01:22:07,961
Anything you want, sugar.

1242
01:22:09,262 --> 01:22:10,964
Pucker up, buttercup.

1243
01:22:14,267 --> 01:22:16,236
- Wait!
- Tiana?

1244
01:22:16,302 --> 01:22:18,438
- Tiana?
- Don't do this.

1245
01:22:18,505 --> 01:22:20,440
I have to do this.
And we are running out of time.

1246
01:22:20,507 --> 01:22:21,608
I won't let you!

1247
01:22:21,675 --> 01:22:23,977
It's the only way to get you your dream!

1248
01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:25,845
My dream?

1249
01:22:25,979 --> 01:22:28,148
My dream wouldn't be complete

1250
01:22:28,815 --> 01:22:30,316
without you in it.

1251
01:22:34,454 --> 01:22:35,989
I love you, Naveen.

1252
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:43,797
- Warts and all?
- Warts and all.

1253
01:22:49,335 --> 01:22:53,840
All my life, I read about
true love in fairy tales

1254
01:22:55,8 --> 01:22:57,844
and, Tia, you found it!

1255
01:22:59,679 --> 01:23:02,682
I'll **** him. For you, honey.

1256
01:23:02,816 --> 01:23:04,684
No marriage required.

1257
01:23:13,860 --> 01:23:15,495
I'm so sorry.

1258
01:23:18,64 --> 01:23:19,566
Tiana! Naveen!

1259
01:23:23,203 --> 01:23:27,73
- Louis, what is it?
- Shadow Man done laid poor Ray low.

1260
01:23:27,173 --> 01:23:29,576
- Ray.
- He's hurting awful bad.

1261
01:23:44,924 --> 01:23:45,925
Hey, chère,

1262
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:52,32
- how come you're still...
- We're staying frogs, Ray.

1263
01:23:52,98 --> 01:23:53,767
And we're staying together.

1264
01:23:58,104 --> 01:24:00,540
I like that very much.

1265
01:24:02,442 --> 01:24:05,612
Evangeline likes that, too.

1266
01:26:05,532 --> 01:26:08,735
And so by the power vested in me,

1267
01:26:10,570 --> 01:26:15,175
I now pronounce y'all frog and wife.

1268
01:26:15,241 --> 01:26:18,912
Get to it, Hop-along!
Give your lovely bride some sugar!

1269
01:26:31,958 --> 01:26:36,262
Like I told y'all,
****ing a princess breaks the spell.

1270
01:26:36,329 --> 01:26:39,766
Once you became my wife,
that made you...

1271
01:26:39,833 --> 01:26:44,337
A princess.
You just ****ed yourself a princess.

1272
01:27:33,553 --> 01:27:36,823
In the south land, there's a city

1273
01:27:36,890 --> 01:27:39,392
Way down on the river

1274
01:27:39,726 --> 01:27:45,565
Where the women are very pretty
And all the men deliver

1275
01:27:46,466 --> 01:27:49,402
They got music, it's always playing

1276
01:27:49,502 --> 01:27:52,439
Start in the daytime
Go all through the night

1277
01:27:52,906 --> 01:27:56,76
And when you hear that music playing

1278
01:27:56,176 --> 01:27:59,713
Hear what I'm saying
make you feel all right

1279
01:27:59,813 --> 01:28:03,616
Who would have thought the prince
would've had a younger brother!

1280
01:28:03,717 --> 01:28:05,852
How old did you say you were?

1281
01:28:05,919 --> 01:28:07,887
I'm six and a half.

1282
01:28:08,688 --> 01:28:11,291
Well, I've waited this long.

1283
01:28:12,392 --> 01:28:15,528
Grab somebody, come on down

1284
01:28:15,595 --> 01:28:18,565
Bring your paintbrush
We're painting the town

1285
01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:31,611
In New Orleans

