1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:06,600 MAN: Although your diplomas are equally specific, remember: 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,609 You are all going out into the world as individuals. 3 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:13,413 I now proudly present 4 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:19,486 this year's Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs 5 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:21,388 graduating class. 6 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:38,380 Go, go, go. 7 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:41,740 - Bye. We love you. - You have to write. 8 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:45,412 - Thank your mom for all the cookies, OK? - I'm very proud of you. 9 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,221 MIA: Dear diary. 10 00:00:55,822 --> 00:01:00,126 Well, it's me. Brand-new college graduate-slash-princess. 11 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:03,997 Oh, I can't believe it's been five years 12 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,999 since Grandma told me that I was a princess. 13 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:12,872 Me? A... a princess? Shut up. 14 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,309 And right after that, my mother surprised me 15 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:19,120 by marrying my high-school teacher, Patrick O'Connell. 16 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:23,830 It must be going well, because they are now expecting a baby. 17 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:28,388 Lilly's remained the same, as she continues to cause turmoil, 18 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,924 but now as a graduate student at Berkeley. 19 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,126 Which she calls "Berserkeley." 20 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,300 "How's Michael?" you may ask. 21 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:41,334 Well, we're just friends now, as he went off to tour the country with his band. 22 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:43,837 Princess Mia. 23 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:47,674 Look out the window, and welcome back to Genovia. 24 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,253 Oh, there it is. My beautiful Genovia. 25 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:05,925 Of course, I'm completely excited to be going back, but I'm also a bit nervous. 26 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,161 MAN: Genovia One has landed. 27 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:11,970 MIA: Grandma Clarisse will step down by the end of this year as queen, 28 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:13,266 and I'll be taking over, since I'm now 21. 29 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,602 Mira, la princesa Mia. 30 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,271 It's the princess from America! Hi. 31 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,140 MAN: Viva la princesa. 32 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,943 I know I studied diplomacy and political science at school, but... 33 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:28,281 there is no course in "Queen," or "How To Run A Country 101." 34 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:33,186 But Grandma's going to help me, and I'll take over when she thinks I'm ready. 35 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,357 Of course, I wonder... will I ever be ready? 36 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:41,895 In the meantime, I'm going to live in a beautiful palace like in a fairy tale, 37 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:45,799 and eventually sit on a throne and rule the people of Genovia. 38 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,100 Is that scary or what? 39 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,970 Well, maybe Fat Louie can give me some help. 40 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:58,745 Her Royal Highness Princess Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi 41 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,246 has arrived. 42 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,750 Welcome home, Princess. 43 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:09,522 And her royal pussycat, Sir Fat Louie. 44 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:17,330 The one downer in my fairy tale is I've never been in love. 45 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,433 Countess Puck of Austria. 46 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:25,500 However, this evening is my 21st-birthday party, 47 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:29,909 and our tradition says I have to dance with all the eligible bachelors in Genovia. 48 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,912 So maybe I'll meet my Prince Charming tonight. 49 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,685 WOMAN: The queen is coming. 50 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,880 Here she comes. Look alive. 51 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:43,790 Places. 52 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,270 She'll have a double-door entrance. 53 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:49,863 The eagle is flying. Repeat, the eagle is flying. 54 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,297 She's in the foyer. 55 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:05,912 Beautiful. 56 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,860 But you're late, Your Majesty. 57 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:17,991 A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early. 58 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,292 Of course. 59 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,462 MAN: Her Majesty Clarisse Renaldi, 60 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,565 Queen of Genovia. 61 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,567 (FANFARE) 62 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,415 Greetings, good friends. 63 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:46,860 I am delighted to welcome you here this evening. 64 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:49,255 ♪ (CHAMBER MUSIC) ♪ 65 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,694 - Thank you. - I hope they have string cheese. 66 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,963 Ah, good. 67 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:04,504 Many of you will remember King Rupert's and my granddaughter, Princess Mia. 68 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:07,674 (ALL) King Rupert. May he rest in peace. 69 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,277 Will you please raise your glasses in celebration 70 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:15,415 of Princess Mia's 21st birthday. 71 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:21,354 Presenting Her Royal Highness Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, 72 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:24,691 Princess of Genovia. 73 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:28,461 (DRUMROLL) 74 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,265 (FANFARE) 75 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,790 To Princess Mia. 76 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,314 (ALL) To Princess Mia. 77 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,522 - It happens all the time. - Oh! 78 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,858 - And happy birthday. - Thank you. 79 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:01,861 (SPEAKS GREEK) 80 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:07,567 - Oh, I don't speak Greek. - (SPEAKS GREEK) 81 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,637 - And you obviously don't speak English. - (SPEAKS GREEK) 82 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,275 One, two, three. One, two, three. 83 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:18,445 One, two, three. One, two, three. 84 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,380 - One, two... - Ow! 85 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,381 Sorry. 86 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:25,552 (MUTTERING IN FRENCH) 87 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:31,124 - Have you met the princess yet? - Briefly. But she wasn't very friendly. 88 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:35,495 I got a hello and a goodbye. Is this an American custom? 89 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:45,772 - I saw that. - Oh, uh... 90 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,908 (SQUEALING) 91 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,377 Oh, I've missed you. 92 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,212 - Sebastian. - Majesty. 93 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,713 - Sheila. - Majesty. 94 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:57,150 - What have you been up to? - Oh, just partying, girl. You know. 95 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:01,287 Oh, your foot. I'm so sorry. Are... 96 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:02,389 Are you all right? 97 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:03,556 I'll survive, Your Highness. 98 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,526 The fault was entirely my own. I apologize. 99 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:10,764 Are you sure you don't want to exchange licenses and proof of insurance? 100 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,660 No, no. These shoes were a little big anyway. 101 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:15,235 The swelling should help them fit better. 102 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:26,179 Hey, get a load of this guy. 103 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,915 Shimmy shimmy. 104 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:33,887 Hey, hey, hey. Bitte. 105 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:36,623 - You are a beautiful dancer. - Oh, why, thank you so much. 106 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:37,991 Like a deer. 107 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,593 Or a chipmunk in the forest. 108 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,730 Looks like he's trying to land a plane. 109 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,300 Woodland animals are a lovely thing to be compared to. 110 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,501 May I? 111 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,977 - Your timing is impeccable. Thank you. - You're welcome, Your Highness. 112 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,460 Mia. I like to be called Mia. 113 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:02,749 And you are? 114 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,517 Nicholas. Just Nicholas. 115 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:08,855 Well, I'm very glad to see that my clumsiness hasn't affected your dancing. 116 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,824 I'm sorry I stepped on your foot. 117 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:13,493 You can step on my foot anytime. 118 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,530 Aww. 119 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,400 It is Prince Jacques' turn. 120 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,543 Your Highness. 121 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,949 If this were my party, we'd be kissing by now. 122 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:41,588 That's Prince Jacques. He's about 12 years old. 123 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:42,989 He's a very precocious prince. 124 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,493 He wears aftershave to make people think that he's older. 125 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,162 May I blow in your ear? 126 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,431 Can you reach it? 127 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:56,102 Princess, there's someone from parliament you should meet. 128 00:08:56,403 --> 00:09:00,373 Charlotte, how many members of parliament are there? 129 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,641 Only two left, Your Highness. 130 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,979 - Cake, ladies? - Oh, dear. 131 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,948 Oh, Your Highness, pardon me, I am so sorry. It was only an accident. 132 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,117 It's fine, it's fine. No harm, no foul, no bruise. 133 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,887 Thank you so much. 134 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,856 You should be more careful, Your Royal Highness. 135 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,260 Somebody might try to take that away from you. 136 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,196 Oh, I hope not. But thank you so much for all your help. 137 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:27,000 Someone like me. 138 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,570 Welcome back to "Eggs with Elsie." 139 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,175 I'm Elsie Kentworthy, and today's topic is Princess Mia. 140 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,143 Hi. How's it going? 141 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:40,447 - So sorry, I thought I was alone. - No, Miss. 142 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,817 I'm Brigitte, if it pleases you. At your service. 143 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:47,220 - And I'm Brigitta, Miss. - Brigitte and Brigitta, I'm Mia. 144 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,456 And, please, you don't... Don't curtsy like that. 145 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:52,726 - Not like this? How do you like it, then? - Like this, maybe? 146 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,729 No, no, no, I didn't mean, like, you know... 147 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:58,231 No, no, not that way. I didn't mean it, um... 148 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:02,902 The queen bids you good morning, Princess. She's in session with parliament. 149 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:05,238 - OK. - I see you've met your lady's maids. 150 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,673 Yeah. Um... 151 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:10,100 - How do you turn off the curtsies? - Oh. 152 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:12,245 Enough bowing. Back to your chores. 153 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:16,149 Her Majesty will meet you in one hour at the throne room. 154 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,918 - OK. - I'm sorry your suite isn't ready yet. 155 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,210 But you're welcome to stay here in Her Majesty's suite... 156 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:22,522 No, no, no, no, it's fine. It's... 157 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:25,959 Hey, can I explore the palace a little bit? 158 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,460 - Of course. - (DOG BARKS) 159 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,596 Oh. Well, you've met Maurice. 160 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,965 MIA: Hey, Mo. 161 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,134 The throne room, in an hour. 162 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:39,639 The parliament of Genovia is in session. Prime Minister Motaz presiding. 163 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,142 Viscount Mabrey, you have the floor. 164 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,811 MAN: Monsieur Mabrey, s'il vous plaît. 165 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:50,784 As we all know, the 21st birthday of an heir to the Genovian bloodline 166 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,286 is indeed a matter of great public significance. 167 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:59,492 It signifies that this young person is eligible to assume the crown. 168 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:02,696 Indeed, we are well aware of this, Viscount. 169 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,832 The queen has already indicated that Princess Mia 170 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:10,470 intends to learn more at her side before assuming the throne. 171 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:15,408 It was not Princess Mia to whom I was referring. 172 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,298 Oh, wow. 173 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,904 King Chevalier 174 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:50,243 was the great-great-great-grandfather of... 175 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:51,878 Hello? 176 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,470 Ah... Oh. 177 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,449 (CLEARS THROAT) 178 00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:58,952 Proceed. 179 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,756 (GASPS) 180 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,529 Nice. 181 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,902 Hello? 182 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,588 MABREY: So. 183 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,526 As of the 20th of October last year, 184 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:44,898 on the occasion of his 21st birthday, 185 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:51,271 another Genovian of the royal bloodline became eligible to assume the throne. 186 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,672 What? 187 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,475 My nephew, Lord Devereaux. 188 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,578 I beg your pardon? 189 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,815 My nephew's mother was my wife's sister. 190 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:06,553 Therefore, Your Majesty, I am pleased to say 191 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,656 that my nephew is ready to take his place 192 00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:12,992 as Genovia's rightful king. 193 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,864 Shut up. 194 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,333 I beg your pardon? 195 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:25,672 - I mean... - "Shut up" doesn't always mean shut up. 196 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,374 "Taisez-vous" veut dire... 197 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,343 In America, it's like "Oh, my," "Gee whiz," "Wow." 198 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,278 - "Fantastique," "Superbe," "Oy vey." - Yeah, thank you, Mr. Prime Minister. 199 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,648 But isn't Princess Mia first in line to ascend the throne? 200 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,649 Not yet. 201 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,987 Genovian law states that a princess must marry 202 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,523 before she can take the throne. 203 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,590 CLARISSE: We have never enforced that law. 204 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,162 A man doesn't have to marry to be king. 205 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,132 I mean, this is the 21st century, for heaven's sake. 206 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:56,169 My granddaughter should be given the same rights as any man. 207 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,270 Yeah! 208 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:07,847 Genovia shall have no queen lest she be bound in matrimony. 209 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,650 Lord Palimore? 210 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:15,355 That is the law of Genovia for the last 300 years. 211 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:20,326 Princess Mia is not qualified to rule because she is unmarried. 212 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,395 Forgive me, Your Majesty. 213 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,990 Not all of us are sure that the princess 214 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:32,380 is the most suitable choice to govern our great nation. 215 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,773 (ALL) Ooh! 216 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,508 Now, now, gentlemen, gentlemen. Please. 217 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,450 I suggest this honored body 218 00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:41,781 allow Princess Mia one year, 219 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,284 during which time she must marry, 220 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:49,550 or she forfeits the throne of Genovia to young Lord Devereaux. 221 00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:50,190 What? No. 222 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,326 - I object. I object most strongly. - One year? 223 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:54,861 - 60 days. - Two months. 224 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,196 60 days? 225 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,530 30 days. 226 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:03,670 How could parliament expect me to fall in love in 30 days? It's like... 227 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,374 It's like it's a big trick to get me to have an arranged marriage, or... 228 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,110 No. 229 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,613 No, there's no... That's it, there's no "or." There's... I... 230 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,715 An arranged marriage is my only choice. 231 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:20,120 What kind of person agrees to an arranged marriage? 232 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,623 Uh... 233 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,693 You agreed to an arranged marriage. 234 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,729 - Right. - Yes, I did. 235 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,566 And it turned out quite splendidly. 236 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:39,239 He was my best friend. We grew very fond of each other. 237 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,608 I'm sure, Grandma, but... 238 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,112 I dream of love, not fondness. 239 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:50,160 But you don't have to do this, Mia. You don't have to become queen. 240 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,955 This is so unfair. 241 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,970 (MAN'S VOICE) Amelia. 242 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,500 (BOTH) Courage is not the absence of fear, 243 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:13,973 (ALONE) but rather the judgment that something else is more important... 244 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,309 than fear. 245 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:24,517 There are 550 years of Renaldis on these walls. 246 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,540 And I will be up there next to my father. 247 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:35,328 I'm sure I want my chance to make a difference as a ruler. 248 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,999 Spoken like a true queen. 249 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,209 You, my boy, a true-born Genovian. 250 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,144 You should be our king. 251 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,847 I agree. 252 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,884 But how can we make it happen? 253 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,854 Give me one of your arrows. 254 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,557 I'm going to show you a trick that I learned from an old Italian philosopher. 255 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,226 Niccolò Machiavelli. 256 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:12,632 I can make this dart hit the bull's-eye every time. 257 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:14,934 (YELLS) 258 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,408 Yes, but that is cheating. 259 00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:22,676 You've got it. 260 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:28,715 Lord Devereaux will be arriving shortly, Mrs. Kout, with his snake of an uncle. 261 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,716 Yes, Your Majesty. 262 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,686 - Your Majesty. - Hm? 263 00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:36,856 I know Lionel is the prime minister's nephew and he's interning for the summer 264 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,491 because he wants to learn about security. 265 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:43,363 But he never leaves my side. He sticks to me like Velcro, madam. 266 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,933 It won't last very long. He returns to school in the autumn. 267 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,269 - He wants an audience with you. - What, now? 268 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,270 Now. 269 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,472 Lionel? 270 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,442 Short. 271 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,480 I don't know if you've met Mrs. Kout, our housekeeper, 272 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,749 and Priscilla and Olivia, my lady's maids. 273 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,352 I'm doing a background check on Olivia. 274 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,455 Oh, that's not necessary, Lionel. 275 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:11,925 Everybody in this room has high-priority clearance. 276 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,193 Of course, of course. 277 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,428 - Your Majesty? - Hm? 278 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,865 I would gladly take a bullet for you. 279 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,101 Oh, how brave. 280 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:24,637 Most interns don't even want to fetch me my tea. 281 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,873 The limousine is at the gates, madam. 282 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,984 CLARISSE: The viscount is not staying, just the nephew. 283 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,254 Joseph, I want you to protect him and keep your eye on him at all times. 284 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,890 - Of course. Lionel. - Oh, hello. 285 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,826 So is this all right to welcome the viscount and his nephew? 286 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,628 Very appropriate. And pretty. 287 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:52,632 Oh, I can't believe parliament invited the guy 288 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,368 who's trying to steal the throne to stay here with us at the palace. 289 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,337 Oh, no, parliament didn't invite him. 290 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,638 I did. 291 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,807 Wha... 292 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,977 I offered to have him hung by his toes in our courtyard. 293 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:07,130 - Excuse me. - Yeah, what about Joe's suggestion, huh? 294 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:13,860 No. If there's any mischief going on, I'd prefer it be right under my nose. 295 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,193 MABREY: It's not a very difficult job, you know. 296 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,296 You just have to open the door before the passenger dies of old age. 297 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:27,734 - Hello, I'm here to welcome you. - Your staff is incompetent and unreliable. 298 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,370 I just so don't want to be nice to this guy, you know? 299 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,207 I mean, he is rude, he's arrogant, self-centered, he's... 300 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,542 Ah, well, have you met him? 301 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,120 - No. - Neither have I. 302 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,548 Yeah, but he probably is, Grandma. I mean... 303 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:46,119 Like, now, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he wants to be the king of Genovia? 304 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:49,589 - What is that about? - Oh, tush. 305 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,559 Whatever he is, we will be charm itself. 306 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:56,290 We will present ourselves with grace and poise. 307 00:19:56,229 --> 00:20:00,233 MAN: Announcing Viscount Mabrey and Lord Devereaux. 308 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,673 MABREY: Your Majesty. 309 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,409 - Your Highness. - Mabrey. 310 00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:14,381 Ma'am, may I introduce my nephew, Lord Nicholas Devereaux. 311 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:19,219 Nicholas. We are delighted to make your acquaintance. 312 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,787 Your Majesty, the pleasure is all mine. 313 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:24,557 And thank you so much for inviting me to stay at the palace. 314 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,727 May I present my granddaughter Mia. 315 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,196 Your Highness. 316 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,269 Mia, would you care to welcome our guest? 317 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,810 Lord Nicholas. 318 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,779 (LIONEL SNIGGERS) 319 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,285 She always does that. 320 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,354 Uh... 321 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,323 I will personally get some ice for that foot, 322 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,526 and I'll be with you as quickly as I possibly can. 323 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,729 An accident. 324 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,664 Of course. 325 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,690 She's training to be a flamenco dancer. 326 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,477 Would you care to explain what was going on out there? 327 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:18,845 Sorry. 328 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:23,750 I, uh, have met Lord Nicholas, actually. 329 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:27,253 Yep. At the ball. Didn't know who he was, so, you know, we... 330 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,824 We danced, and I flirted. 331 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,927 I feel so stupid right now. 332 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:38,298 I see. Well, as your queen I absolutely cannot condone it. 333 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,435 As a grandma, I say, "right on." 334 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,774 Now, if you'll come with me, I have something to show you. 335 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,311 - Oh, yeah. - I think you could leave that right there. 336 00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:53,713 Uh... Yeah. 337 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,148 Thank you, culinary people. 338 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,150 (WHISPERS) I'll be back. 339 00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:01,588 The renovations for your suite are finally finished. 340 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,957 Should have been ready for you when you arrived, 341 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:09,262 but unfortunately we asked Rupert's cousin to do the bathroom. 342 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:14,000 It's a good lesson. Nepotism belongs in the arts, not in plumbing. 343 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,808 This is your very own suite. 344 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,744 - Are you serious? This is... - Mm-hm. 345 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,846 (GASPS) 346 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,619 - This is my room? - Yes. 347 00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:34,487 Oh, Grandma. 348 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,825 This is very nice. 349 00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:40,600 Good. 350 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,202 We just made the bed. 351 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:52,505 This is so cool. 352 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:57,844 CLARISSE: Ah, Fat Louie. I think he rather likes his new abode as well. 353 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,213 There's more. 354 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,128 - Is that mine? - Why don't you go and find out? 355 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:16,896 OK. 356 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,199 I have my own mall. 357 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:25,372 Ooh, very nice shoes. 358 00:23:26,390 --> 00:23:29,776 CLARISSE: I'm glad you like it. Try pressing button number three. 359 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:30,777 Oh. 360 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,885 They're charming. I love these. 361 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,588 What do you think? Grandma? 362 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,956 I'm here. 363 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:46,159 Oh, hello. Ooh, love that. 364 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:50,263 - This is... - Now press combination 656. 365 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,632 656. 366 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:05,111 Um... They're a little... gorgeous. 367 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:10,450 CLARISSE: I had a selection of the crown jewels brought out for you. 368 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:14,287 They're yours to borrow, with great discretion, at appropriate times. 369 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:18,425 Now for the best surprise of all. 370 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:23,897 Wow. 371 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:30,136 Gorgeous, Grandma. But kind of a letdown after the jewels, I'm not gonna lie... 372 00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:31,438 (SCREAMS) 373 00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:37,677 (SQUEALING) 374 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:41,181 - You're here. - I know I'm here. 375 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:42,682 - You're in Genovia. - I know. 376 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,384 - You're in my closet. - Yeah. 377 00:24:44,384 --> 00:24:45,985 - You're blonde. - I'm blonde. 378 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,620 I'm so glad to see you. 379 00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:50,623 I think this is as good a moment as any to bow out. 380 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,859 I think I'll let you two ladies catch up with each other. 381 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,428 MIA: I can't believe you're here. When did your flight get in? 382 00:24:55,462 --> 00:24:56,629 - Just a little while ago. - Oh. 383 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:59,165 By the way... I'm getting married. 384 00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:01,201 - To who? - I don't know. 385 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:04,771 CHARLOTTE: Baron Johann Klimt. 386 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,440 CLARISSE: No, not appropriate. He's a compulsive gambler. 387 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,976 (MIA GASPS) 388 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:14,481 Yes. Oh, yes, I, I, I, I absolutely accept. 389 00:25:15,215 --> 00:25:20,353 Prince William. He's not eligible, because he's in line for his own crown. 390 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:21,688 Oh. 391 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:25,580 If he's not eligible, why is he included in these pictures? 392 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:29,362 - I just love to look at him. - Mm. Me too. Mm-mm. 393 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,631 - Your Majesty. - Next. 394 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:35,350 - CHARLOTTE: Antoine Suisson of Paris. - Uh-huh. 395 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:38,400 Plays the harp. No title, but good family. 396 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,340 - What about the title "husband"? - Yeah, he's cute. 397 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,676 Mm. His boyfriend thinks he's handsome also. 398 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:43,810 Right on. 399 00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:48,140 No matter. Put him on all the invitation lists. He's a divine dancer. 400 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,215 CHARLOTTE: Next. 401 00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:50,650 CLARISSE: Too old. 402 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,552 Too young. 403 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:56,790 - Does this popcorn taste like pears? - Mm. Genovian specialty. 404 00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:59,920 - JOE: Arrested too many times. - Wait, no. 405 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:00,293 We need someone titled, 406 00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:05,699 someone who can help you run a country without ego getting in the way. 407 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:10,300 Someone attractive, smart, but not arrogant. 408 00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:13,707 Someone with compassion. 409 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,642 Someone like him? 410 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:19,713 Yes. Someone very much like him. 411 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:23,116 Good choice, Mia. I wonder I didn't think of him before. 412 00:26:23,383 --> 00:26:26,520 - Andrew Jacoby. - Duke of Kenilworth. 413 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,530 Aw. 414 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,589 Well, he looks... decent. 415 00:26:31,191 --> 00:26:35,795 CHARLOTTE: He was an Olympic swimmer, rides motorcycles, loves photography, 416 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,665 and he's a pilot in the Royal Air Force. 417 00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:44,904 - Can I do that? - No. 418 00:26:46,239 --> 00:26:47,941 - You ever take those shades off? - No. 419 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:52,812 ELSIE: Here we are at the breezy seashore village of Mertz. 420 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,217 And our two lovers have perfect weather for their first public outing. 421 00:26:57,517 --> 00:27:00,787 Along with Andrew's parents, Susan and Arnold. 422 00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:04,457 Must be rather hard to get to know each other this way. 423 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:08,661 Oh, they're waving at us. 424 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:12,980 - My... Oh. - Oh, wait, wait, wait. 425 00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:15,135 Wait, Mia. A princess should not run for a scarf. 426 00:27:15,435 --> 00:27:16,670 I got it. 427 00:27:17,504 --> 00:27:21,775 Shall we have some tea? 428 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,377 - Your scarf, ma'am. - Why, thank you, sir. 429 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:26,813 I think you might be clumsier than me. 430 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,180 Oh, good shot. 431 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:41,861 Oh. 432 00:27:42,562 --> 00:27:44,300 No, no, let them bond. Let them bond. 433 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:47,534 - The glasses. Off. - I'm coming, Princess. 434 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:49,969 - I'm coming, I'm coming, Princess. - Oh, ow. 435 00:27:50,270 --> 00:27:51,538 Oh, there you go. 436 00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:53,540 Ah. 437 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:55,800 Ah. 438 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:01,681 ♪ They were smitten ♪ 439 00:28:02,382 --> 00:28:04,517 ♪ While playing badminton ♪ 440 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,387 ♪ Where's my kitten ♪ 441 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:09,989 ♪ ("A LOVE THAT WILL LAST" ♪ ♪ BY RENEE OLSTEAD) ♪ 442 00:28:13,226 --> 00:28:15,295 ♪ I want a little ♪ 443 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:18,231 ♪ Something more ♪ 444 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:21,000 ♪ Don't want the middle ♪ 445 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,870 ♪ Or the one before ♪ 446 00:28:24,337 --> 00:28:26,973 ♪ I don't desire ♪ 447 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:30,377 ♪ A complicated past ♪ 448 00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:34,800 ♪ I want a love that will last ♪ 449 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:40,620 ANDREW: Every marriage in my family for the past 200 years has been arranged... 450 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:41,888 - Andrew? - Yes? 451 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:46,260 Could you try to talk without moving your lips? The... the readers have binoculars. 452 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:48,795 Here we find our favorite new royal couple, 453 00:28:49,290 --> 00:28:51,531 nestled under Genovia's famous pear tree. 454 00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:54,934 - And I have something for you. - Oh, you don't have to get me anything. 455 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:58,710 - No, my birthday was last week, and... - Mia. Here you go. 456 00:28:58,710 --> 00:29:02,609 Cool. You know, film. That's nice. It's... What is that? Is that... 457 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,378 It's a film canister. 458 00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:08,480 What's in the film canister? What's in it? 459 00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:11,351 - Why don't you open it? You'll see. - Oh, OK. 460 00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:12,652 Oh. 461 00:29:18,910 --> 00:29:21,610 It was my great-grandmother's engagement ring. 462 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:23,930 She and my great-grandfather were married for 57 years. 463 00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:25,498 So I... 464 00:29:25,999 --> 00:29:28,100 I felt it could be lucky for us, maybe. 465 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:34,641 - Do I have to put it on myself? - No, I could do that. 466 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:36,843 - OK. - Yes. 467 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:42,315 Oh, my goodness. It was a ring. 468 00:29:42,582 --> 00:29:46,286 A royal proposal has been made. 469 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:50,790 Fly the lovebirds. 470 00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:54,828 - You ready? - If you are. 471 00:29:55,562 --> 00:29:57,664 MAN: Announcing the royal engagement 472 00:29:57,931 --> 00:30:03,169 of Princess Mia and Andrew Jacoby, Duke of Kenilworth. 473 00:30:18,510 --> 00:30:20,286 Here, just like the princess. 474 00:30:35,635 --> 00:30:38,710 NICHOLAS: Uncle, I hate to say this, but you were wrong. 475 00:30:38,710 --> 00:30:40,740 Princess Mia has managed to find a husband within a week. 476 00:30:41,441 --> 00:30:45,645 Mia cannot possibly be happy with the idea of an arranged marriage. 477 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:50,183 Your task is to romance her. 478 00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:52,919 Show her what a real relationship could be like. 479 00:30:53,153 --> 00:30:56,222 A relationship filled with heat and passion. 480 00:30:56,623 --> 00:31:00,560 - And change her mind about Andrew. - Exactly. 481 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:07,233 And the 30-day deadline expires, and the throne is ours. 482 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:09,502 And you're sure my father wanted this? 483 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:11,338 It was his dearest wish. 484 00:31:11,638 --> 00:31:13,773 His last words to me were: 485 00:31:14,107 --> 00:31:18,345 "Help him, Arthur. One day he could be king." 486 00:31:19,512 --> 00:31:22,182 I don't recall him ever mentioning that to me. 487 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:24,818 Well, you wouldn't. You were only six years old when he died. 488 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:27,354 But you do remember who he named you after, don't you? 489 00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:28,888 Yes. Grandfather Nicholas. 490 00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:31,691 No, no, no, no. Niccolò Machiavelli. 491 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:35,528 Power, my boy, means never having to say you're sorry. 492 00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:42,350 Here, kitty kitty kitty. Come here, kitty kitty. 493 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,405 Yes. Thank you. 494 00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:46,873 Thank you. 495 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:49,142 - Oh, Your Highness. - Shh. 496 00:31:49,442 --> 00:31:51,444 (WHISPERS) Andrew's plane just took off. 497 00:31:51,678 --> 00:31:53,646 He said he'd call as soon as he arrives in London. 498 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,820 He won't be gone long. Why are we whispering? 499 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:58,852 (WHISPERS) I'm hiding from my lady's maids. 500 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:00,754 But I'm fine, I'm fine. 501 00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:15,268 (WHISTLES RACHMANINOFF'S 2ND PIANO CONCERTO) 502 00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:18,471 - Are you having second thoughts? - No. 503 00:32:18,705 --> 00:32:21,541 Actually, on the contrary. I was just admiring my ring. 504 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:23,900 It was Andrew's grandmother's. 505 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:26,279 You know, he really is so romantic. 506 00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:33,860 Well, if you'll excuse me, I really must go see to some wedding details. 507 00:32:35,422 --> 00:32:39,459 I'm sorry, is there something you wanted to say to me? 508 00:32:40,930 --> 00:32:41,127 No, no. 509 00:32:41,361 --> 00:32:44,300 You are the one who stomped on me with your big feet. 510 00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:45,799 Big feet? 511 00:32:46,599 --> 00:32:48,134 Brigitte, I found her. 512 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:50,300 Uh, Brigitta. 513 00:32:50,337 --> 00:32:52,305 (WHISPERS) I'm not here. 514 00:32:52,772 --> 00:32:56,109 It wasn't her. It was a ghost. Whoo... 515 00:32:56,509 --> 00:32:59,112 Well, you know, you danced with my big feet. 516 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:03,116 Fine. I danced with you. Call The Hague, convene the war-crimes tribunal. 517 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:06,219 Mia, I would remind you that we only danced for about a minute. 518 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:09,789 It was more than a minute. 519 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,580 Well, maybe a minute and a half. 520 00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:17,197 Fine. It was a minute and a half, but it was also a lie, 521 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:20,667 because you didn't tell me who you were and that you were trying to steal my crown. 522 00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:23,803 Please pardon me, I just had a momentary lapse of good manners. 523 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,707 You see, usually, when I ask a woman to dance, I always show her my family tree. 524 00:33:27,707 --> 00:33:29,676 Oh. Well, aren't you just... 525 00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:31,311 crafty. 526 00:33:31,311 --> 00:33:32,746 - MRS KOUT: Let's look in the ballroom. - BRIGITTA: The ballroom? 527 00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:34,547 - I don't think she's in the ballroom. - Well. 528 00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:37,170 Do you want to know what else you were doing, 529 00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:38,752 while you were doing your little lie dance? 530 00:33:38,785 --> 00:33:40,720 - Lie dance? - BRIGITTA: The ballroom? 531 00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:42,622 - Yeah, that is exactly what you did. - What is a lie dance? 532 00:33:42,655 --> 00:33:44,557 MRS KOUT: I'll go look in the ballroom myself. 533 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,590 BRIGITTA: All right. 534 00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:52,265 The lie dance is not the point. 535 00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:54,434 - The point is that... - What is the point? 536 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:55,702 I... 537 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:01,207 The point is that I'm onto you. Oh boy, am I onto what you are trying to do. 538 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:02,342 And what am I trying to do? 539 00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:04,244 I think we both know exactly what that is. 540 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:05,679 Oh, oh. 541 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:08,515 Please forgive the intrusion, Your Highness, Lord Devereaux. 542 00:34:08,515 --> 00:34:09,683 No, you don't... Uh... 543 00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:14,754 JOE: I'm told this Lord Devereaux boy is a native Genovian. 544 00:34:14,988 --> 00:34:17,257 Recently graduated Cambridge, gourmet cook, 545 00:34:17,257 --> 00:34:20,727 plays polo and rugby, and is known as quite a ladies' man. 546 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:25,532 - She was in a closet? - With him. Yes. 547 00:34:25,999 --> 00:34:29,169 Does she have the makings of a queen? 548 00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:31,771 Well, she's young, but I've always believed in her. 549 00:34:32,172 --> 00:34:34,207 The wedding invitations have been sent out. 550 00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:37,110 - She and Andrew make a fine pair, I think. - Yes, they do. 551 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:39,412 She's very set on it, you know. 552 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,849 Clarisse, my dear. Forget the wedding for a moment. 553 00:34:44,184 --> 00:34:45,151 (CLEARS THROAT) 554 00:34:46,619 --> 00:34:49,289 In less than a month, you will no longer be queen, 555 00:34:49,289 --> 00:34:52,192 and I will no longer be your head of security. 556 00:34:53,326 --> 00:34:57,230 I think it's time we bring our friendship out of the shadows. 557 00:34:57,731 --> 00:35:00,900 - Oh, Joseph, I... - Yes. 558 00:35:01,234 --> 00:35:04,404 Yes, my dear. I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement. 559 00:35:04,871 --> 00:35:08,942 Joseph, there's a wedding to be planned. 560 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:14,414 Mia needs to win over the people of Genovia, all in less than 30 days. 561 00:35:14,614 --> 00:35:17,884 Perhaps it's time to consider the duty you have to yourself. 562 00:35:19,986 --> 00:35:20,987 Oh. 563 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:22,522 Clarisse... 564 00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:27,227 My darling, please think about it. Please. 565 00:35:29,162 --> 00:35:30,163 I will. 566 00:35:36,690 --> 00:35:41,740 MIA: Dear diary. My queen lessons continue. Surprise, surprise. 567 00:35:41,775 --> 00:35:45,779 To fulfill one Genovian tradition, I must learn to shoot a flaming arrow 568 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:50,150 through a ceremonial ring, which will happen on the eve of my coronation. 569 00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:54,287 It's symbolic for lighting my own eternal flame. 570 00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:56,356 ♪ ("FUN IN THE SUN" BY STEVE HARWELL) ♪ 571 00:35:56,556 --> 00:35:58,240 ♪ We all want a holiday ♪ 572 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:01,461 ♪ Let's take a little time for a getaway ♪ 573 00:36:01,795 --> 00:36:05,365 ♪ It's all good, and better still ♪ 574 00:36:05,632 --> 00:36:08,735 ♪ We can go crazy and you know we will ♪ 575 00:36:08,735 --> 00:36:11,671 ♪ We'll have fun in the sun ♪ 576 00:36:11,971 --> 00:36:13,973 ♪ Everybody wants some ♪ 577 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:15,742 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 578 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:18,978 ♪ Fun in the sun ♪ 579 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:21,281 ♪ Everybody needs some ♪ 580 00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:22,882 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 581 00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:26,860 ♪ Fun in the sun ♪ 582 00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:28,488 ♪ I'm talking about a good time ♪ 583 00:36:28,488 --> 00:36:30,123 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 584 00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:33,193 ♪ Fun in the sun ♪ 585 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:34,327 ♪ You know ♪ 586 00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:35,595 Sorry. 587 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,299 They're here. The sparrow is flying. 588 00:36:39,532 --> 00:36:41,401 Sorry, I'm sorry. I am almost in time though. 589 00:36:41,401 --> 00:36:44,571 OK, sorry, got it, I got it. 590 00:36:44,571 --> 00:36:46,373 You know what? I'm OK. I'm fine. 591 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,208 So... 592 00:36:48,742 --> 00:36:51,878 - What are we learning today? - We are learning the art of the fan. 593 00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:53,680 - Fascinating. - Yes. 594 00:36:53,913 --> 00:36:56,916 Get up. Get up. We only have about ten minutes in which to communicate this. 595 00:36:56,916 --> 00:37:00,854 Now, first of all, one handles a fan very deliberately. 596 00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:03,757 It's a tremendous tool of communication. That's it. 597 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:07,894 You can say things like, "I'm feeling flirtatious. Come hither." 598 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:10,196 ♪ ("THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL" ♪ ♪ BY GILBERT AND SULLIVAN) ♪ 599 00:37:10,196 --> 00:37:13,800 You can say, "I never wish to speak to you again. Go away." 600 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:16,936 You can say, "I'm feeling terribly shy today." 601 00:37:17,637 --> 00:37:19,973 ♪ Pert as a schoolgirl well can be ♪ 602 00:37:19,973 --> 00:37:21,908 ♪ Filled to the brim with girlish glee ♪ 603 00:37:22,442 --> 00:37:24,511 ♪ Three little maids from school ♪ 604 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:26,379 ♪ Everything is a source of fun ♪ 605 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,810 And you... 606 00:37:28,515 --> 00:37:30,884 Are you sassing your grandma? 607 00:37:32,185 --> 00:37:34,187 I would never sass you, Grandma. 608 00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:37,457 This is also a way of showing you're annoyed. 609 00:37:39,192 --> 00:37:42,362 We will have somebody come and visit your farm in the morning, 610 00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:45,231 and perhaps we can repair the well and save your field. 611 00:37:45,665 --> 00:37:47,934 This is for your table. 612 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,302 Thank you. 613 00:37:50,537 --> 00:37:52,105 Thank you, Your Majesty. 614 00:37:52,572 --> 00:37:55,241 You do this so well. They just adore you. 615 00:37:55,842 --> 00:37:58,645 It's part of an ancient Genovian tradition. 616 00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:02,849 One has to be fair and very honest. 617 00:38:03,316 --> 00:38:07,487 Even if you can't help, you have to show the people you care. 618 00:38:07,921 --> 00:38:09,989 WOMAN: Citizen Jacqueline Grenough. 619 00:38:10,557 --> 00:38:13,193 We will review your scholarship application, 620 00:38:13,226 --> 00:38:16,863 and someone will be in touch no later than the end of next week. 621 00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:18,932 Oh, merci, Your Majesty. 622 00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:22,268 Here is a melon for your table. 623 00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:24,804 Oh, merci, Jacqueline. C'est gentil. 624 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:28,341 WOMAN: Citizen Tiny Duval. 625 00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:30,777 - Your Majesty. - Bonjour, Tiny. 626 00:38:30,777 --> 00:38:34,447 May I present my granddaughter, Princess Mia. 627 00:38:34,681 --> 00:38:36,149 - Princess Mia. - Monsieur. 628 00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:39,190 Thank you for seeing me today. Something for your table. 629 00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:40,320 Thank you. 630 00:38:41,287 --> 00:38:42,355 She's my favorite. 631 00:38:43,790 --> 00:38:45,258 I hope you like omelets. 632 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,827 - May I? - Of course. 633 00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:50,797 Be careful. 634 00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:53,800 - Aw, it's a chicken. - Careful. 635 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:04,611 We have a chicken situation in the throne room. 636 00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:11,551 Mia. 637 00:39:12,218 --> 00:39:13,219 Yeah? 638 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:17,157 A princess never chases a chicken. 639 00:39:21,728 --> 00:39:22,896 MIA: Dear diary. 640 00:39:23,163 --> 00:39:27,233 Tomorrow my stress level goes to 11, as I review the royal guard. 641 00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:30,700 The whole court will be watching, plus the troops. 642 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,939 And I'm wearing a floor-length dress. 643 00:39:33,740 --> 00:39:37,210 I also have to be ladylike while riding sidesaddle. Hah! 644 00:39:37,844 --> 00:39:40,130 - I can't ride sidesaddle. - No, no, no. 645 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,682 I couldn't ride sidesaddle either when I was your age, 646 00:39:42,682 --> 00:39:45,218 and frankly, dear, it is acutely uncomfortable. 647 00:39:45,218 --> 00:39:48,254 Herbie is my riding companion. Here he is. 648 00:39:48,888 --> 00:39:50,890 Herbie. 649 00:39:52,826 --> 00:39:56,963 - It's a wooden leg. - Yes. 650 00:39:57,831 --> 00:40:02,469 That is impressively sneaky, Grandma. Did you come up with this on your own? 651 00:40:02,502 --> 00:40:04,804 Oh, no, it's a centuries-old idea. 652 00:40:04,838 --> 00:40:07,741 - And you put the riding boot on it... - Exactly. 653 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,643 Our ancestors knew a thing or two, right? 654 00:40:10,677 --> 00:40:15,248 You just drape your skirt over it and nobody suspects a thing. 655 00:40:15,248 --> 00:40:16,449 MAN: Hear ye, hear ye. 656 00:40:16,983 --> 00:40:20,887 Princess Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi 657 00:40:21,254 --> 00:40:24,324 reviews the Royal Guard of Genovia. 658 00:40:24,724 --> 00:40:28,461 Now, the last time we spoke, you mentioned that Princess Mia's horse, 659 00:40:28,762 --> 00:40:33,990 Sandy, gets easily spooked by snakes. 660 00:40:33,299 --> 00:40:35,969 So let's get it really spooked, shall we? 661 00:40:36,236 --> 00:40:37,971 This is a fake snake. 662 00:40:38,304 --> 00:40:40,507 Oh, you're very observant. A regular David Attenborough. 663 00:40:40,573 --> 00:40:42,776 That's rubber, yes. But it will spook the horse. 664 00:40:44,411 --> 00:40:46,546 I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew. 665 00:40:46,813 --> 00:40:49,349 Ah, the chap who's trying to stage the palace coup. 666 00:40:49,616 --> 00:40:51,284 I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you. 667 00:40:51,284 --> 00:40:56,220 Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend of future queen. I don't like you. 668 00:40:56,956 --> 00:40:57,957 Pleasure. 669 00:40:58,291 --> 00:41:00,360 Atten... hurgh! 670 00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,798 I like all these men wearing helmets. 671 00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,100 Open ranks... hurgh! 672 00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:08,935 (FANFARE) 673 00:41:30,957 --> 00:41:32,525 Sandy... Oh! Oh! Oh! 674 00:41:32,859 --> 00:41:34,160 My goodness. Oh, my... 675 00:41:34,394 --> 00:41:36,496 - Easy. Sandy, easy. - Princess. 676 00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:39,833 Princess. It's OK, Princess. I'm here. 677 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:46,973 No wonder she's so clumsy. She's got a wooden leg. 678 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,243 (LAUGHS LOUDLY) 679 00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,314 Talk about getting off on the wrong foot. 680 00:41:55,150 --> 00:41:58,852 MAN: The ceremony has officially ended. 681 00:42:08,495 --> 00:42:09,496 (CRYING) 682 00:42:15,568 --> 00:42:16,736 You shouldn't hide. 683 00:42:17,637 --> 00:42:20,600 It only makes them gossip more. 684 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:22,909 What do you want? 685 00:42:23,576 --> 00:42:30,850 Just think, Mia. One more leg and you could've easily outrun your horse. 686 00:42:31,384 --> 00:42:32,819 I don't need this right now. 687 00:42:33,186 --> 00:42:34,554 Mia, I'm... 688 00:42:38,858 --> 00:42:40,160 I'm sorry, I... 689 00:42:40,593 --> 00:42:43,563 No, you're not. You never think about anyone but yourself. 690 00:42:43,563 --> 00:42:47,634 So just this once, can you please let me be miserable, 691 00:42:47,634 --> 00:42:49,736 and not make me feel worse about myself? 692 00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:52,720 - Just go away. Go away, go away... - Mia... 693 00:42:52,439 --> 00:42:57,100 Princess, excuse me. The queen has arrived. 694 00:42:59,479 --> 00:43:00,480 Yes. 695 00:43:06,853 --> 00:43:08,254 Nicholas. 696 00:43:09,122 --> 00:43:10,790 Am I going to be disappointed in you? 697 00:43:11,591 --> 00:43:15,729 Unfortunate incident, that. 698 00:43:16,596 --> 00:43:19,265 I'm just leaving. You going to come and see me off? 699 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:22,350 I'd like to speak with your uncle alone, Nicholas. Please. 700 00:43:28,908 --> 00:43:34,214 Viscount. You may not be aware of what my job entails as the royal head of security. 701 00:43:34,514 --> 00:43:38,885 My job is to protect the crown, to make sure no harm comes to the crown. 702 00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:43,456 To step in when someone toys with the crown's emotions, you see. 703 00:43:44,570 --> 00:43:47,627 I think the entire country understands how well you cater for the crown's emotions. 704 00:43:52,265 --> 00:43:56,770 If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me. 705 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:59,839 And whatever crimes I commit against you, remember: 706 00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:03,760 I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries. 707 00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:05,145 Including Puerto Rico. 708 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,182 Sir, you will find that the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary. 709 00:44:09,482 --> 00:44:10,483 Perhaps. 710 00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:12,285 But it's in your eyes. 711 00:44:17,857 --> 00:44:19,459 You forgot something. 712 00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:24,998 - Au revoir, Pierre, et merci beaucoup. - Très bien, Majesté. 713 00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:28,334 Nicholas, I... I want to ask you a question. 714 00:44:29,469 --> 00:44:31,404 Of course, Your Majesty. 715 00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:35,742 Why are you so against Princess Mia being queen? 716 00:44:36,142 --> 00:44:39,412 Well, my uncle feels that Princess Mia doesn't know the people. 717 00:44:39,412 --> 00:44:42,182 And you feel you do know the people? 718 00:44:42,182 --> 00:44:44,951 Yes. I was born here, I went to primary school here. 719 00:44:45,485 --> 00:44:47,487 I am a true Genovian. 720 00:44:48,221 --> 00:44:50,256 Mia didn't even know she was Genovian until high school, 721 00:44:50,290 --> 00:44:52,759 and to be frank, she's spent little time here since then. 722 00:44:53,426 --> 00:44:57,364 Well, I happen to feel that she'll make a great ruler. 723 00:44:58,331 --> 00:45:01,134 She's terribly bright, sensitive, caring. 724 00:45:01,701 --> 00:45:03,570 - I know that. - You do? 725 00:45:04,604 --> 00:45:06,840 Yes. Yes, I do. But... 726 00:45:07,173 --> 00:45:10,744 How can one rule the people if they do not know the people? 727 00:45:11,378 --> 00:45:13,546 Touché. That's a very good question. 728 00:45:14,514 --> 00:45:17,851 ♪ ("SEMPRE LIBERA" BY VERDI) ♪ 729 00:45:52,886 --> 00:45:56,790 Opera's new rising star, Anna Netrebko. 730 00:45:58,525 --> 00:46:00,927 Looks good enough to eat. 731 00:46:09,736 --> 00:46:12,405 How are your grandchildren, Lily, Charlotte and Sam? 732 00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:14,407 They're wonderful. Thank you for remembering. 733 00:46:15,608 --> 00:46:17,944 How are you? Good to see you. 734 00:46:17,944 --> 00:46:20,146 How's your dachshund? Maury, right? 735 00:46:20,146 --> 00:46:24,170 He is great. You remember him from last summer? 736 00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:25,418 (SPEAKS CROATIAN) 737 00:46:29,422 --> 00:46:30,457 Mia's doing well. 738 00:46:31,624 --> 00:46:33,660 Some major mingling, I see. 739 00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:37,430 A little higher, Olivia. 740 00:46:40,767 --> 00:46:41,968 WOMAN: Mia. 741 00:46:42,302 --> 00:46:44,237 - Did you happen to see who's here? - Who? 742 00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:47,674 The king wannabe with Lady Elissa. 743 00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:49,709 Oh. 744 00:46:50,343 --> 00:46:52,545 Is she his... girlfriend? 745 00:46:52,579 --> 00:46:55,615 Nicholas doesn't have girlfriends, he has dates. 746 00:46:55,982 --> 00:46:57,317 But attractive ones. 747 00:46:58,118 --> 00:47:00,320 - You talk to him much? - Uh... 748 00:47:01,210 --> 00:47:03,560 We acknowledge each other. 749 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,862 - Andrew? - Yes, dear. Coming. 750 00:47:10,430 --> 00:47:12,320 Yuck. 751 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:16,169 - Well, the camera's all ready to go, so... - All right. 752 00:47:16,469 --> 00:47:18,371 Let's go this way. 753 00:47:18,371 --> 00:47:20,473 No more straggling for me. 754 00:47:20,707 --> 00:47:24,411 - You did very well, Mia. Very charming. - Oh, thank you. 755 00:47:24,444 --> 00:47:25,812 - Wait, wait, wait. The light is perfect. - What? 756 00:47:25,845 --> 00:47:27,681 - Just one more, please. - Please, no more pictures. 757 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:30,550 - Come on, please. One more. - It's very flattering, but... 758 00:47:31,170 --> 00:47:32,152 Mia, one more picture... 759 00:47:32,819 --> 00:47:33,820 Ah. 760 00:47:35,488 --> 00:47:38,525 Hello. I'm Andrew Jacoby. 761 00:47:38,758 --> 00:47:40,860 - Oh, hello. Lady Elissa. - Pleasure. 762 00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:42,829 - Lady Elissa. - Your Highness. 763 00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:44,597 Hello. 764 00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:48,340 Elissa and I were just discussing her latest achievement. 765 00:47:48,368 --> 00:47:50,637 - She's received a Rhodes Scholarship. - Nicholas, please. 766 00:47:50,904 --> 00:47:52,772 Why not brag? You're an amazing woman. 767 00:47:53,406 --> 00:47:59,713 Elissa, congratulations. You know, Andrew has a PhD in anthropology from Oxford. 768 00:47:59,713 --> 00:48:01,915 - Oh, really? That's wonderful. - Fantastic. 769 00:48:01,915 --> 00:48:03,717 - Elissa was in the Peace Corps. - Really? 770 00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:08,254 Andrew spent four months in Papua New Guinea studying the bark of a yam tree. 771 00:48:08,254 --> 00:48:09,956 - Elissa single-handedly... - Andrew... 772 00:48:10,223 --> 00:48:12,592 Elissa is actually trying to say something. Yes, Lady Elissa? 773 00:48:12,592 --> 00:48:14,394 Andrew, would you like to get a drink? 774 00:48:14,961 --> 00:48:19,990 I have a feeling they're going to start a "My horse is bigger than your horse" run. 775 00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:21,134 I would absolutely love to. Excuse us. 776 00:48:21,401 --> 00:48:23,370 You know, her horse actually is very huge. 777 00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:27,207 - Oh, really? - Yes... 778 00:48:29,909 --> 00:48:31,144 - Fantastic party. - It is. 779 00:48:32,245 --> 00:48:35,582 - You two make such a lovely couple. - We do. Thanks. 780 00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:37,217 - It's a shame you're not attracted to him. - I know, it... 781 00:48:37,217 --> 00:48:41,540 You... I... Come back here. 782 00:48:41,321 --> 00:48:43,390 ♪ ("MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN" BY JONNY BLU) ♪ 783 00:48:43,623 --> 00:48:46,860 Ladies and gentlemen, a special treat for our friends from Asia. 784 00:48:47,930 --> 00:48:48,461 Jonny Blu. 785 00:48:54,467 --> 00:48:55,468 ♪ (SINGS IN MANDARIN) ♪ 786 00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:06,579 Come back here. You... you can't just say something like that and walk away. 787 00:49:06,579 --> 00:49:09,683 I will have you know that I am very attracted to Andrew. 788 00:49:09,716 --> 00:49:10,784 Well, obviously. 789 00:49:11,751 --> 00:49:14,487 I am. He's... We are perfect for each other. 790 00:49:14,788 --> 00:49:17,791 - He understands me... - Understands you? Wow. What passion. 791 00:49:18,158 --> 00:49:19,793 I didn't hear you mention love. 792 00:49:21,728 --> 00:49:24,300 - You are so jealous. - Why would I be jealous of Andrew? 793 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:27,133 He's got to spend the rest of his life married to you. 794 00:49:28,301 --> 00:49:29,736 I loathe you. 795 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:31,438 (GASPS) 796 00:49:31,971 --> 00:49:33,973 - I loathe you. - I loathed you first. 797 00:49:36,743 --> 00:49:39,450 Wait. What are you doing? What is wrong with you? 798 00:49:39,450 --> 00:49:40,814 You can't just go around kissing people. 799 00:49:40,814 --> 00:49:42,916 - Particularly not engaged people. - You enjoyed it. 800 00:49:42,949 --> 00:49:44,551 - You want to kiss again? - Well, I... 801 00:49:44,551 --> 00:49:46,252 No! Stop trying to confuse me. 802 00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:47,854 What's confusing about a kiss? 803 00:49:48,188 --> 00:49:52,559 You're just trying to make me like you so that I won't want to marry Andrew 804 00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:54,127 and so that you can have the crown. Oh! 805 00:49:54,527 --> 00:49:58,131 Well, maybe I am, and... maybe I just like kissing you. 806 00:49:58,498 --> 00:50:00,300 You... You stay away from me. 807 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:04,537 Mia... 808 00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:08,375 You know what? I have an idea. I have a brilliant idea. 809 00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:11,440 Why don't you go underwater and I'll count to a million? 810 00:50:11,578 --> 00:50:12,612 Mia, careful... Mia. 811 00:50:20,587 --> 00:50:23,790 Do I want to know? 812 00:50:24,424 --> 00:50:25,425 I don't think so. 813 00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:30,430 I'll be two seconds, Mia. 814 00:50:32,198 --> 00:50:34,367 She's going to be a handful, isn't she? 815 00:50:35,350 --> 00:50:36,936 You'll never be bored, Andrew. 816 00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:39,720 Yes. 817 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:44,544 - Olivia, enough goodbyes. - Yes, ma'am. 818 00:50:44,878 --> 00:50:47,647 - Eagle is leaving! Eagle is leaving! - In hushed tones, Lionel. 819 00:50:47,947 --> 00:50:49,820 Hushed tones. 820 00:50:52,952 --> 00:50:56,423 CLARISSE: When are you going to start acting responsibly? 821 00:50:57,757 --> 00:51:01,394 Hiding in a closet with a man who is not your betrothed? 822 00:51:02,195 --> 00:51:07,400 Coming out of a fountain dripping wet with the same man, who is not your betrothed? 823 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,103 Do you think I plan for this kind of stuff to happen? 824 00:51:10,103 --> 00:51:12,238 I lost it. Sometimes you just lose it. 825 00:51:12,605 --> 00:51:17,277 You can't afford to lose it. Other people lose it. We're supposed to find it. 826 00:51:17,777 --> 00:51:21,810 People look up to us, and we're held to higher standards of behavior. 827 00:51:21,648 --> 00:51:24,840 Can you try to grasp that concept? 828 00:51:24,384 --> 00:51:26,190 The concept is grasped. 829 00:51:26,653 --> 00:51:29,556 The execution is a little elusive. 830 00:51:29,956 --> 00:51:31,224 Oh, I would say so. 831 00:51:33,793 --> 00:51:39,990 Try to get some sleep. You'll want to look fresh for the parade tomorrow. 832 00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:46,506 Good night. 833 00:51:49,242 --> 00:51:50,577 Good night, Grandmother. 834 00:51:53,613 --> 00:51:56,449 (MUTTERS AND GRUMBLES) 835 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,123 Well, Maurice, it's just you and I. 836 00:52:04,257 --> 00:52:06,426 Or are you upset with me too? 837 00:52:14,334 --> 00:52:16,636 (SHOUTS) Royal Guard of Genovia, fall in. 838 00:52:16,870 --> 00:52:18,138 Big parade day. 839 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,740 Identify, Mustang personnel. 840 00:52:21,675 --> 00:52:23,900 Why do you talk like that? 841 00:52:23,343 --> 00:52:25,812 I'm Captain Kip Kelly of the Royal Guard. 842 00:52:26,279 --> 00:52:28,348 What if we all talked like that? 843 00:52:28,715 --> 00:52:33,987 (SHOUTS) Lilly Moscovitz, best friend of Princess Mia, riding in the 'Stang. 844 00:52:35,455 --> 00:52:37,570 That was very nicely done, Miss Lilly. 845 00:52:37,824 --> 00:52:39,459 - It's a pleasure to meet you. - Hi. 846 00:52:40,527 --> 00:52:43,960 The prettiest girl is riding in the 'Stang. 847 00:52:44,664 --> 00:52:45,999 - Flag? - Thank you. 848 00:52:46,332 --> 00:52:47,534 Flag? Welcome. 849 00:52:47,934 --> 00:52:50,537 Welcome, Viscount Mabrey. May I offer you a flag? 850 00:52:50,837 --> 00:52:52,772 Thank you, I am not a waving aficionado. 851 00:52:53,173 --> 00:52:57,100 But I will wave our national flag 852 00:52:57,377 --> 00:53:01,548 when a true Genovian king once again sits on the throne. 853 00:53:02,482 --> 00:53:03,883 King Nicholas. 854 00:53:04,584 --> 00:53:06,219 Flag? 855 00:53:06,853 --> 00:53:08,521 How do you feel today, my dear? 856 00:53:08,722 --> 00:53:11,910 Honestly, Joe, not that great. 857 00:53:11,925 --> 00:53:14,194 Well, would you feel better if you called me Joey? 858 00:53:14,894 --> 00:53:16,429 - No, Joe. - Good. 859 00:53:16,896 --> 00:53:20,200 - Come on, Joseph. We're already late. - Her Majesty is ready. 860 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:24,700 Can't keep the people of Genovia waiting any longer. 861 00:53:24,971 --> 00:53:27,640 Happy Independence Day, Genovia! 862 00:53:27,674 --> 00:53:31,378 Here we are in Pyrus, capital of Genovia, for the big annual parade. 863 00:53:31,678 --> 00:53:32,912 Here they come. 864 00:53:34,714 --> 00:53:37,150 (CROWD SINGS GENOVIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM) 865 00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:39,786 ELSIE: There's Prime Minister Motaz, strutting his stuff. 866 00:53:40,453 --> 00:53:43,123 ♪ Genovia, Genovia 867 00:53:43,123 --> 00:53:45,792 ELSIE: People are coming from all over Genovia. 868 00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:51,765 Here's the Mertz Marching Band, led by Lucy Carmichael. 869 00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:56,770 And now, of course, the Libbet's folk dancers. 870 00:53:57,737 --> 00:54:00,607 Also known as the "Leapers of Libbet." 871 00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:04,444 And now the queen, with Princess Mia. 872 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:11,170 BOY: Na-na, I don't like your braids. 873 00:54:13,653 --> 00:54:15,288 BOY 2: Hey, thumb-sucker. 874 00:54:17,123 --> 00:54:18,425 Stop the carriage. 875 00:54:21,494 --> 00:54:25,265 What... what's going on? Mia? 876 00:54:25,565 --> 00:54:27,834 - She's stopped the parade. - How rude. 877 00:54:28,601 --> 00:54:31,738 ELSIE: Uh-oh. What's the princess going to do now? 878 00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:34,441 She's walking towards the children's shelter. 879 00:54:34,674 --> 00:54:38,178 - Hello, everybody. - (ALL) Hello, Princess. 880 00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:43,950 Hello. What's your name? 881 00:54:44,351 --> 00:54:45,352 Carolina. 882 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,454 And what are your names? 883 00:54:47,854 --> 00:54:48,988 - John. - Blake. 884 00:54:48,988 --> 00:54:50,790 Did I see you messing with Carolina? 885 00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:52,926 They were tugging on my braid. 886 00:54:56,229 --> 00:54:57,964 Excuse me. These children are? 887 00:54:58,832 --> 00:55:03,370 Most of them are orphans. We care for as many as possible. 888 00:55:06,706 --> 00:55:09,642 Kissing children. Hugging orphans. 889 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,680 What a vulgar, low, despicable, political trick. 890 00:55:15,615 --> 00:55:16,583 Carolina. 891 00:55:17,183 --> 00:55:18,985 Would you like to be a princess today? 892 00:55:19,386 --> 00:55:21,988 I can't, I'm too little. Too piccola. 893 00:55:22,322 --> 00:55:27,270 Oh, no. Because I declare that anyone can be a princess today. 894 00:55:27,861 --> 00:55:29,829 Well, why don't we get you a tiara, 895 00:55:30,397 --> 00:55:32,365 and you can wave, and march in the parade? 896 00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:34,234 In fact, why don't you all take tiaras? 897 00:55:34,968 --> 00:55:37,570 All? Give them all free tiaras? 898 00:55:37,570 --> 00:55:39,539 - I'll take care of it later. - Thank you. 899 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,442 - GIRL: Yo quiero una verde. - GIRL 2: I want a silver one. 900 00:55:47,714 --> 00:55:49,916 You won't be able to wave with your thumb in your mouth. 901 00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:52,752 - I can wave with this hand. - Very good. 902 00:55:55,210 --> 00:55:56,523 - GIRL: I want the purple one. - BOY: I want a crown. 903 00:55:56,523 --> 00:55:58,224 - BOY 2: Can we be in the parade? - Of course, of course. 904 00:55:58,224 --> 00:56:00,226 We could always use more princes in the world. 905 00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:02,896 OK, so... 906 00:56:04,197 --> 00:56:08,902 To be a princess, you have to believe that you are a princess. 907 00:56:09,369 --> 00:56:12,906 You've got to walk the way you think a princess would walk. 908 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:17,243 So think tall, you gotta smile, and wave, and just have fun. 909 00:56:17,610 --> 00:56:18,678 - So are you ready? - Yes. 910 00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:22,916 Ah, she's letting the children join her. How charming. 911 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:24,784 Not for everyone. 912 00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,530 Drumroll, please. 913 00:56:27,487 --> 00:56:29,255 (SHOUTS) Give the princess a drumroll. 914 00:56:29,689 --> 00:56:32,250 (DRUMROLL) 915 00:56:32,225 --> 00:56:33,593 KELLY: Forward... 916 00:56:33,593 --> 00:56:34,794 march! 917 00:56:35,128 --> 00:56:39,666 (♪ "BREAKAWAY" BY KELLY CLARKSON) 918 00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:42,268 Just remember, you are a princess. 919 00:56:43,870 --> 00:56:47,807 ♪ I'll spread my wings ♪ ♪ and I'll learn how to fly ♪ 920 00:56:48,274 --> 00:56:52,645 ♪ I'll do what it takes ♪ ♪ 'til I touch the sky ♪ 921 00:56:53,146 --> 00:56:54,314 ♪ And I'll make a wish ♪ 922 00:56:54,581 --> 00:56:56,616 ♪ Take a chance, make a change ♪ 923 00:56:57,150 --> 00:57:00,754 ♪ And break away ♪ 924 00:57:00,754 --> 00:57:02,355 There you go. 925 00:57:02,355 --> 00:57:04,958 - Everybody having fun? - (ALL) Yeah. 926 00:57:05,692 --> 00:57:10,597 ♪ But I won't forget ♪ ♪ all the ones that I love ♪ 927 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:12,320 ♪ I'll take a risk ♪ 928 00:57:12,165 --> 00:57:14,167 ♪ Take a chance, make a change ♪ 929 00:57:14,901 --> 00:57:18,505 ♪ And break away ♪ 930 00:57:18,905 --> 00:57:22,609 This has been Elsie Kentworthy and former Miss Genovia, Hildegaard Huffman, 931 00:57:23,476 --> 00:57:26,513 at the best Independence Day parade Genovia's seen in years. 932 00:57:26,913 --> 00:57:29,315 Thanks to Princess Mia's special surprise. 933 00:57:29,616 --> 00:57:32,152 May the rest of your day be sunny-side up. 934 00:57:34,254 --> 00:57:36,956 MIA: And so, gentlemen, the children from the shelter 935 00:57:36,956 --> 00:57:39,626 will be housed at the winter castle in the mountains of Libbet. 936 00:57:39,626 --> 00:57:43,730 The use of the castle as a resort 937 00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:47,667 is sort of a perk for parliament members and dignitaries. 938 00:57:47,934 --> 00:57:48,902 - Exactly. - Oh. 939 00:57:49,836 --> 00:57:53,306 Well, I'm going to de-perk it, and convert it into a children's shelter 940 00:57:53,306 --> 00:57:55,375 until money can be raised for one of their own. 941 00:57:56,142 --> 00:57:58,712 I feel guilty having two homes while they have none. 942 00:57:58,712 --> 00:58:00,246 (WHISPERS) We're going to have to do something. Where are we gonna ski? 943 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,682 Lord Crawley, how is your brother doing? 944 00:58:02,682 --> 00:58:04,818 - I don't speak to my brother. - Oh. 945 00:58:05,151 --> 00:58:07,220 Well, I've hired him to be the architect on the project. 946 00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:11,391 - Mr. Crawley. - Your Highness. 947 00:58:12,759 --> 00:58:13,760 Gentlemen. 948 00:58:14,527 --> 00:58:15,662 - Jerry. - Dean. 949 00:58:16,896 --> 00:58:19,299 Well, I look forward to getting your notes on these plans. 950 00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:21,340 But no one else's. 951 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,268 Oh, I'll give you notes, because I'm part... 952 00:58:22,302 --> 00:58:23,403 Oh, no, you won't. I'm an architect. 953 00:58:23,403 --> 00:58:25,672 - I am part of this parliament. - Oh, you just go skiing... 954 00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:27,540 - So what if I go skiing? - ...and you like to be an outdoorsman. 955 00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:29,376 - Oh, and you're a couch potato. - Outdoorsman. 956 00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:31,440 - You're a couch potato. - Outdoorsman. 957 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:31,177 - Couch potato. Couch potato. - Outdoorsman. Outdoorsman. 958 00:58:31,177 --> 00:58:32,178 - Couch... - (KNOCKING) 959 00:58:33,713 --> 00:58:36,383 The queen approves of the plan, and I intend to see it through. 960 00:58:37,170 --> 00:58:41,721 Now, gentlemen, I don't think it'll take too long to raise the money. Do you? 961 00:58:43,390 --> 00:58:45,792 We're setting up the ramp in the ballroom. 962 00:58:46,226 --> 00:58:47,227 OK. 963 00:58:47,927 --> 00:58:49,290 - Hello. - Hello. 964 00:58:49,290 --> 00:58:51,131 My hello's insignificant. 965 00:58:51,164 --> 00:58:53,900 Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, come with me. 966 00:58:55,168 --> 00:58:56,136 So. 967 00:58:59,172 --> 00:59:02,800 - Are you crashing my bridal shower? - Sadly, no. 968 00:59:02,509 --> 00:59:06,446 I wanted to tell you that I was very impressed by what you did at the parade. 969 00:59:06,946 --> 00:59:07,947 Thank you. 970 00:59:08,448 --> 00:59:14,954 I'm having a slumber party. 971 00:59:18,258 --> 00:59:21,494 Congratulations on the children's center. 972 00:59:21,528 --> 00:59:23,396 - Thank you. Thank you. - That's wonderful. 973 00:59:23,396 --> 00:59:26,232 - She needs to get ready for the party. - She's busy. 974 00:59:26,232 --> 00:59:28,201 Lenny, Squiggy, zip it. 975 00:59:28,435 --> 00:59:30,403 Lilly? The princesses are arriving. 976 00:59:30,403 --> 00:59:32,572 - Well, I should go and read my book. - I should go and get changed. Yeah. 977 00:59:32,572 --> 00:59:34,574 - That's it. - Bye. 978 00:59:35,775 --> 00:59:38,578 Hello, hello. Elsie Kentworthy here. 979 00:59:38,578 --> 00:59:42,782 Weeks before her wedding, Princess Mia, in a stroke of skilled diplomacy, 980 00:59:42,782 --> 00:59:45,452 has invited royal princesses from all over the world 981 00:59:45,785 --> 00:59:48,210 to her bridal shower slumber party. 982 00:59:49,656 --> 00:59:50,857 Hello, Princess Lorraine. 983 00:59:51,591 --> 00:59:54,961 - Oh, braces. - Yeah. I'm getting two diamonds put in. 984 00:59:55,395 --> 00:59:56,363 Oh. 985 00:59:56,629 --> 00:59:58,310 That must make it more comfortable. 986 00:59:58,331 --> 00:59:59,332 Hi, Charlotte. 987 00:59:59,666 --> 01:00:02,100 Princess Aimee of Mallorca. 988 01:00:02,402 --> 01:00:05,805 - Is this my party? - No, this is Princess Mia's party. 989 01:00:06,573 --> 01:00:07,540 Oh. 990 01:00:09,109 --> 01:00:12,312 (GIGGLING AND LAUGHING) 991 01:00:12,645 --> 01:00:16,449 MIA: So I want thank you all very much for my fabulous bridal shower presents. 992 01:00:16,449 --> 01:00:19,652 And now, I have a present for you. 993 01:00:20,453 --> 01:00:22,522 It's time for mattress surfing! 994 01:00:24,570 --> 01:00:25,792 (♪ "LET'S BOUNCE" BY CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO) 995 01:00:26,493 --> 01:00:28,795 ♪ Time to get the party started ♪ 996 01:00:29,429 --> 01:00:31,631 ♪ Everybody's ready to ♪ 997 01:00:32,198 --> 01:00:33,333 ♪ So let's bounce ♪ 998 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,368 ♪ And it's something new ♪ 999 01:00:35,368 --> 01:00:36,469 ♪ Let's bounce ♪ 1000 01:00:36,836 --> 01:00:38,304 ♪ 'Cause we all want to ♪ 1001 01:00:38,505 --> 01:00:39,839 ♪ Let's bounce ♪ 1002 01:00:39,839 --> 01:00:41,574 ♪ Gonna have some fun ♪ 1003 01:00:41,608 --> 01:00:43,710 ♪ Everybody, everyone ♪ 1004 01:00:43,710 --> 01:00:45,712 ♪ Let's bounce ♪ 1005 01:00:46,146 --> 01:00:47,747 ♪ Get the party on ♪ 1006 01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:49,282 ♪ Let's bounce ♪ 1007 01:00:49,516 --> 01:00:50,984 ♪ From dusk 'til dawn ♪ 1008 01:00:50,984 --> 01:00:52,185 ♪ Let's shout ♪ 1009 01:00:52,619 --> 01:00:54,254 ♪ Gonna all go there ♪ 1010 01:00:54,287 --> 01:00:56,589 ♪ Everybody, everywhere ♪ 1011 01:00:56,623 --> 01:00:58,825 ♪ You know we gotta make it bounce ♪ 1012 01:00:58,825 --> 01:01:00,994 ♪ I'm ready, baby ♪ 1013 01:01:01,494 --> 01:01:02,662 ♪ Let's bounce ♪ 1014 01:01:03,530 --> 01:01:04,764 (WHISPERS) 1015 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,100 ♪ Let's bounce ♪ 1016 01:01:12,505 --> 01:01:13,873 (MUSIC STOPS) 1017 01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:18,945 Princess Aimee has to go potty. 1018 01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:29,956 (♪ "I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT" BY AVRIL LAVIGNE) 1019 01:01:30,223 --> 01:01:31,257 ♪ Everything that I got ♪ 1020 01:01:31,925 --> 01:01:34,270 ♪ So get me what I want ♪ 1021 01:01:34,894 --> 01:01:36,290 ♪ 'Cause I'm a big shot ♪ 1022 01:01:37,230 --> 01:01:41,868 I think I'll just have some milk and cookies in my room, Olivia. 1023 01:01:42,402 --> 01:01:44,237 - Yes, Your Majesty. - Perhaps some earplugs. 1024 01:01:45,710 --> 01:01:46,473 Quite a party, darling. 1025 01:01:46,473 --> 01:01:49,142 Yeah. We're just having a little bit of fun. 1026 01:01:49,142 --> 01:01:52,278 Oh, Rupert and the boys used to love doing that. 1027 01:01:52,278 --> 01:01:55,615 King Rupert. May he rest in peace. 1028 01:01:56,716 --> 01:01:59,419 I did it too, you know. But a little differently. 1029 01:01:59,953 --> 01:02:00,520 Felix? 1030 01:02:00,887 --> 01:02:03,623 - I thought you never slide. - I don't. 1031 01:02:03,890 --> 01:02:06,626 But I've done a lot of flying in my time. 1032 01:02:08,528 --> 01:02:09,496 (♪ "TROUBLE" BY PINK) 1033 01:02:10,597 --> 01:02:12,766 Is she really going to do this? 1034 01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:15,602 May I? 1035 01:02:17,337 --> 01:02:18,338 Ha! 1036 01:02:24,244 --> 01:02:25,245 Ta-da. 1037 01:02:32,986 --> 01:02:35,288 ♪ I've been working at the palace ♪ 1038 01:02:35,288 --> 01:02:38,258 ♪ Just to pass the time away ♪ 1039 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:41,594 ♪ Can't you hear the bells a-ringing? ♪ 1040 01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:44,798 ♪ Rise up so early in the morn ♪ 1041 01:02:45,980 --> 01:02:48,100 ♪ Can't you hear the bells a-shouting? ♪ 1042 01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:51,371 ♪ Maids, go do your chores ♪ 1043 01:02:55,742 --> 01:02:57,777 And now, to end our little show, 1044 01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,814 if we all give her a shout-out, 1045 01:03:01,114 --> 01:03:03,383 Her Majesty may sing us a song. 1046 01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:04,884 Thank you, no. 1047 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:08,788 Queens rarely do karaoke. 1048 01:03:09,155 --> 01:03:11,725 Grandma, come on. The song you sang at my 18th-birthday party. 1049 01:03:11,758 --> 01:03:14,461 - Remember that? They loved it. - Dear, we had music then. 1050 01:03:14,928 --> 01:03:17,831 Mia had a CD made, so you can sing along. 1051 01:03:18,698 --> 01:03:19,766 Clarisse, Clarisse, 1052 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,968 Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse... 1053 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:29,209 Some girls are fair, some are jolly and fit. 1054 01:03:30,343 --> 01:03:34,314 Some have a well-bred air, or a well-honed wit. 1055 01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:38,651 ♪ Each one's a jewel, with a singular shine 1056 01:03:38,885 --> 01:03:43,156 ♪ A work of art with its own rare design 1057 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,963 ♪ Dear little girl, you are terribly blessed 1058 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:54,334 ♪ But it's your heart of gold I love the best 1059 01:03:54,734 --> 01:03:59,572 ♪ And that will be your crowning glory 1060 01:03:59,839 --> 01:04:03,276 ♪ Your whole life through 1061 01:04:03,743 --> 01:04:08,181 ♪ It'll always be your crowning glory 1062 01:04:08,181 --> 01:04:11,384 ♪ The most glorious part 1063 01:04:12,285 --> 01:04:14,654 - ♪ Of you - (♪ R&B BEAT) 1064 01:04:16,890 --> 01:04:17,891 What did you do? 1065 01:04:18,425 --> 01:04:20,827 Well, I might have tweaked it a little bit on my computer. 1066 01:04:21,940 --> 01:04:23,290 But I don't know how to do this sort of thing. 1067 01:04:23,530 --> 01:04:24,531 Asana, now. 1068 01:04:24,931 --> 01:04:27,367 Grandma, just follow Asana and sing. 1069 01:04:28,568 --> 01:04:30,236 ♪ - Some boys can walk ♪ ♪ - Some guys can groove ♪ 1070 01:04:30,236 --> 01:04:32,272 ♪ - Strike an elegant pose ♪ ♪ - Wear the really hip clothes ♪ 1071 01:04:32,272 --> 01:04:34,140 ♪ Some seem to have no faults ♪ 1072 01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:36,743 ♪ - But we never like those ♪ ♪ - No, we don't ♪ 1073 01:04:36,743 --> 01:04:40,180 ♪ - They'll praise your eyes ♪ ♪ - Your melodious laugh ♪ 1074 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,584 ♪ Call you more lovely than others by half ♪ 1075 01:04:45,685 --> 01:04:47,554 ♪ - The one who's right ♪ ♪ - My gorgeous prince ♪ 1076 01:04:47,554 --> 01:04:49,723 ♪ - Will be honest and true ♪ ♪ - He'll believe in me too ♪ 1077 01:04:49,723 --> 01:04:53,560 ♪ And prize your heart of gold the way I do ♪ 1078 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:58,398 ♪ He'll know that ♪ ♪ that will be your crowning glory ♪ 1079 01:04:58,732 --> 01:05:02,669 ♪ Your whole life through ♪ 1080 01:05:02,669 --> 01:05:07,140 ♪ Your love will see ♪ ♪ that it's your crowning glory ♪ 1081 01:05:07,140 --> 01:05:10,577 ♪ The most glorious part ♪ 1082 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:12,779 ♪ Of you ♪ 1083 01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:15,248 ♪ - And you ♪ ♪ - And you ♪ 1084 01:05:15,248 --> 01:05:16,249 ♪ And you ♪ 1085 01:05:16,649 --> 01:05:17,650 Me? 1086 01:05:18,818 --> 01:05:19,819 Go on. 1087 01:05:25,525 --> 01:05:28,862 ♪ That will be your crowning glory 1088 01:05:28,895 --> 01:05:33,266 ♪ Darling, when they tell your story 1089 01:05:33,266 --> 01:05:37,504 ♪ They'll call your heart of gold your crowning glory 1090 01:05:37,504 --> 01:05:41,474 ♪ The most glorious part 1091 01:05:41,474 --> 01:05:42,475 ♪ Of you 1092 01:05:52,519 --> 01:05:54,788 MABREY: Gretchen, hot water. 1093 01:05:57,123 --> 01:05:59,192 - What are you saying? - Well, she's smart. 1094 01:05:59,859 --> 01:06:01,661 And she really cares about Genovia. 1095 01:06:02,462 --> 01:06:03,463 Maybe... 1096 01:06:04,130 --> 01:06:06,366 Well, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if she ran the country. 1097 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,134 Are you mad? 1098 01:06:08,568 --> 01:06:11,571 She believes in Genovia so much that she's convinced herself 1099 01:06:11,571 --> 01:06:13,573 to marry someone that she knows she can never love. 1100 01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:17,477 I can't believe that I am hearing this. You want her to rule? 1101 01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:22,382 After all the effort that we have put in, to end up with nothing? 1102 01:06:22,582 --> 01:06:27,220 It wouldn't be nothing. Genovia would be in good hands, and she would be happy. 1103 01:06:28,488 --> 01:06:29,489 Ah. 1104 01:06:30,190 --> 01:06:31,758 You've fallen in love with her. 1105 01:06:32,225 --> 01:06:33,226 No. 1106 01:06:33,593 --> 01:06:35,929 No, Uncle, all that I'm asking... 1107 01:06:35,962 --> 01:06:38,665 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you listen. 1108 01:06:39,599 --> 01:06:44,237 What do you think will happen? That she will leave Andrew and marry you? 1109 01:06:44,237 --> 01:06:46,906 I put in the effort to make you a king, 1110 01:06:46,906 --> 01:06:49,542 not to have you marry a queen. I will not have it, sir. 1111 01:06:49,843 --> 01:06:53,279 Don't worry, Uncle. That will never happen. Mia doesn't care for me that way. 1112 01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:55,810 Oh, but you care for her. 1113 01:06:55,915 --> 01:06:59,552 Uncle, I just want us to stop trying to sabotage her. That's all. 1114 01:06:59,552 --> 01:07:07,160 All right. If that's what you really want. 1115 01:07:10,230 --> 01:07:13,867 I just want your happiness, my boy. 1116 01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,636 Go to her. 1117 01:07:17,737 --> 01:07:19,272 Congratulate her. 1118 01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:22,776 And tell her that we surrender. 1119 01:07:23,510 --> 01:07:25,245 Thank you, Uncle. 1120 01:07:36,623 --> 01:07:39,225 Elsie Kentworthy, please. 1121 01:07:47,801 --> 01:07:48,802 (COUGHING) 1122 01:07:50,236 --> 01:07:51,838 That's enough flaming ones for now. 1123 01:07:52,439 --> 01:07:54,374 Are you sure I didn't burn you? 1124 01:07:54,674 --> 01:07:56,376 LILLY: Of course you did. Look at his coat. 1125 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:57,344 No, no, it's very minor. 1126 01:07:57,377 --> 01:08:00,280 You just sort of seared the sleeve. Look. 1127 01:08:00,613 --> 01:08:02,816 MIA: Sorry. 1128 01:08:07,870 --> 01:08:08,388 (NICHOLAS WHISTLING RACHMANINOFF) 1129 01:08:08,455 --> 01:08:09,622 - Lilly? - Yes? 1130 01:08:09,856 --> 01:08:12,250 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Uh-huh. 1131 01:08:15,995 --> 01:08:17,764 Look over there. 1132 01:08:18,998 --> 01:08:24,104 Should I shoo him? Should I shoo him? Just tell me who I should shoo and I'll shoo. 1133 01:08:24,104 --> 01:08:28,800 I just want to talk to Nicholas for a second. 1134 01:08:29,342 --> 01:08:30,343 OK. 1135 01:08:32,278 --> 01:08:34,681 - Backing off, please. Andrew? - Yes? 1136 01:08:34,681 --> 01:08:36,850 Why don't you go introduce Lilly to your parents? 1137 01:08:36,850 --> 01:08:39,119 You know, just tell them I'll be up for brunch in a second. 1138 01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:41,540 LILLY: Yeah, I'd love to meet Susan and Arnold. 1139 01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:43,523 We can have those tasty finger sandwiches together. 1140 01:08:45,859 --> 01:08:46,860 Would you like some help? 1141 01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:48,862 He's not the one she's marrying, is he? 1142 01:08:49,620 --> 01:08:52,532 Would you please try to keep up, Brigitta? He's trying to steal the crown. 1143 01:08:56,803 --> 01:08:57,871 - Ready? - Mm-hm. 1144 01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,675 - Take your stance. - OK. 1145 01:09:03,510 --> 01:09:07,280 Elbow down. Just a bit. 1146 01:09:09,549 --> 01:09:10,917 Use your mouth as an anchor. 1147 01:09:12,652 --> 01:09:15,880 - Excuse me? - Touch your mouth. 1148 01:09:17,157 --> 01:09:18,391 Good. 1149 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,695 Relax this hand. 1150 01:09:24,698 --> 01:09:27,834 And breathe in. 1151 01:09:30,336 --> 01:09:31,338 Release. 1152 01:09:32,939 --> 01:09:34,174 Oh. 1153 01:09:35,208 --> 01:09:36,209 How did that feel? 1154 01:09:36,910 --> 01:09:39,245 Wonderful. 1155 01:09:40,130 --> 01:09:41,247 Wonderful. 1156 01:09:45,318 --> 01:09:47,654 Turn around. We should give them some privacy. 1157 01:09:52,559 --> 01:09:55,929 I have to go. I really only came back to pack my things. 1158 01:09:57,931 --> 01:09:58,932 You're leaving? 1159 01:10:00,667 --> 01:10:02,569 I think it's time I bowed out gracefully. 1160 01:10:03,536 --> 01:10:04,537 Don't you? 1161 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:07,874 Goodbye. 1162 01:10:09,676 --> 01:10:11,211 - Bye. - Goodbye. 1163 01:10:19,886 --> 01:10:21,540 Mia. 1164 01:10:23,757 --> 01:10:25,859 Could I see you one more time before I go? 1165 01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:30,897 Nicholas, I'm watched like a hawk. 1166 01:10:31,264 --> 01:10:32,265 Princess, Princess. 1167 01:10:34,670 --> 01:10:35,680 See? 1168 01:10:35,702 --> 01:10:36,903 I'll find a way. 1169 01:10:37,704 --> 01:10:38,672 Yes? 1170 01:10:38,872 --> 01:10:40,707 Um, nothing. I'm just supposed to watch you. 1171 01:10:46,312 --> 01:10:47,814 (CRASHING AND CLATTERING) 1172 01:11:02,195 --> 01:11:07,467 With only two and a half days left, Olivia, I'm beginning to feel rather frantic. 1173 01:11:08,101 --> 01:11:10,603 Would you take Maurice out for me, please? 1174 01:11:10,603 --> 01:11:12,639 I have to check the orchestra selections. 1175 01:11:12,639 --> 01:11:15,709 And they asked you to approve a place setting for the reception, Your Majesty. 1176 01:11:15,842 --> 01:11:16,843 Very well. 1177 01:11:23,850 --> 01:11:27,120 (WOMAN'S VOICE) Our selections for dancing at the royal reception. 1178 01:11:28,321 --> 01:11:31,124 (♪ WALTZ MUSIC) 1179 01:11:47,707 --> 01:11:48,708 (CHUCKLES) 1180 01:11:56,883 --> 01:11:58,985 Have you been thinking about us? 1181 01:12:02,555 --> 01:12:05,892 Yes, I have. 1182 01:12:08,228 --> 01:12:09,229 I see. 1183 01:12:10,663 --> 01:12:11,865 If you'll excuse me. 1184 01:12:12,432 --> 01:12:15,535 No, Joseph. You had to know what I was going to say. 1185 01:12:15,535 --> 01:12:18,538 Mia needs me now more than ever before. 1186 01:12:18,838 --> 01:12:21,508 It's the monarchy. I mean, as queen it's my responsibility. 1187 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:23,343 You know how it is. 1188 01:12:23,343 --> 01:12:25,845 You were never just my queen, Clarisse. 1189 01:12:25,845 --> 01:12:28,815 You were the someone that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. 1190 01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:34,888 But, if you prefer that I see you first and foremost as my queen... 1191 01:12:36,589 --> 01:12:37,891 - I shall oblige. - No, Joseph... 1192 01:12:38,758 --> 01:12:40,600 Your Majesty. 1193 01:12:54,407 --> 01:12:55,608 (MUSIC STOPS) 1194 01:13:03,490 --> 01:13:04,584 Your bed is turned down, Your Highness. 1195 01:13:04,617 --> 01:13:07,454 If you don't need anything else, Princess, we're going to supper. 1196 01:13:07,954 --> 01:13:09,356 Oh. Well, enjoy yourselves, ladies. 1197 01:13:09,456 --> 01:13:11,858 Ah-ah-ah. What did we talk about? 1198 01:13:12,192 --> 01:13:13,626 No more curtsy. 1199 01:13:14,260 --> 01:13:15,495 We're going to supper. 1200 01:13:15,895 --> 01:13:17,597 Thank you. 1201 01:13:19,132 --> 01:13:20,734 - Hi, Miss Lilly. - May we announce you? 1202 01:13:20,734 --> 01:13:22,502 I can announce myself. Lilly Moscovitz! 1203 01:13:22,502 --> 01:13:24,571 - Mia, look out your window. - Why? What's going on? 1204 01:13:24,571 --> 01:13:27,574 Just look out your window. Prince Charming is throwing pebbles. 1205 01:13:28,675 --> 01:13:29,809 Nicholas. 1206 01:13:35,215 --> 01:13:36,483 Nicholas, what are you doing? 1207 01:13:37,684 --> 01:13:38,685 (CLEARS THROAT) 1208 01:13:38,785 --> 01:13:42,522 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. 1209 01:13:42,789 --> 01:13:45,492 Come out your window, climb down the vine. 1210 01:13:48,795 --> 01:13:51,498 The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. 1211 01:13:51,498 --> 01:13:54,234 And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy. 1212 01:13:55,168 --> 01:13:56,169 So what does he want? 1213 01:13:56,302 --> 01:13:58,672 He wants me to climb down the vine. 1214 01:13:59,172 --> 01:14:00,340 - Well, do you want to? - Yes. 1215 01:14:01,141 --> 01:14:03,677 - So go. - It's a recipe for disaster. 1216 01:14:03,677 --> 01:14:07,347 Mia, do something impulsive for once in your life. You're getting married. 1217 01:14:07,347 --> 01:14:10,950 Do you want a regular bachelorette party with 12 screaming girls, 1218 01:14:10,950 --> 01:14:15,321 or do you want a stroll in the moonlight with your almost-Prince Charming? 1219 01:14:37,310 --> 01:14:39,646 I always like a man in shades. 1220 01:14:40,714 --> 01:14:43,149 - Oh, Your Majesty. - No, no, ladies. 1221 01:14:43,149 --> 01:14:45,685 Come in, come in. I was just about to leave. 1222 01:14:46,386 --> 01:14:47,987 This really is more romantic in books. 1223 01:14:48,855 --> 01:14:50,323 My foot is stuck. 1224 01:14:52,325 --> 01:14:54,227 (THUD) 1225 01:14:54,227 --> 01:14:55,729 Oh, what was that? 1226 01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,167 ♪ Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques 1227 01:15:01,368 --> 01:15:03,903 ♪ Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? 1228 01:15:03,903 --> 01:15:07,841 Your Majesty, we never got to finish our routine at the slumber party. 1229 01:15:07,841 --> 01:15:09,342 And there's more dancing, too. 1230 01:15:09,676 --> 01:15:12,780 ♪ Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques 1231 01:15:12,780 --> 01:15:14,414 - ♪ Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? - (THUD) 1232 01:15:14,748 --> 01:15:17,250 - And there's a big finish. - Yes, the big finale. 1233 01:15:18,184 --> 01:15:19,619 (SCREAMING) 1234 01:15:19,619 --> 01:15:21,621 (GRUNTS OF PAIN) 1235 01:15:21,621 --> 01:15:25,250 - I'm sorry. Did I hurt you again? - No, I... I'm used to it. 1236 01:15:25,492 --> 01:15:27,894 ♪ Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines ♪ 1237 01:15:28,928 --> 01:15:30,960 ♪ Ding, dang, dong ♪ 1238 01:15:30,330 --> 01:15:31,331 ♪ Ding, dang, dong ♪ 1239 01:15:35,535 --> 01:15:39,372 What a pity we missed it at the party. 1240 01:15:42,342 --> 01:15:44,811 LILLY: I'll cover for you. Go, Rapunzel, go. 1241 01:15:57,590 --> 01:15:59,793 NICHOLAS: Tell me your greatest desires. 1242 01:15:59,826 --> 01:16:00,827 Tell me a secret. 1243 01:16:01,361 --> 01:16:03,129 - Isn't that the same? - Almost. 1244 01:16:03,563 --> 01:16:05,432 But anyone can see your desires. 1245 01:16:06,132 --> 01:16:07,500 No one knows what's in your heart. 1246 01:16:08,268 --> 01:16:10,470 - Tell me something. - Um... 1247 01:16:11,938 --> 01:16:15,909 I love I Love Lucy reruns. And sometimes I dream in black and white. 1248 01:16:16,242 --> 01:16:19,913 I used to pretend I was sick when I had a test in school. 1249 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:22,849 - We all did that. - OK. 1250 01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:26,753 Sometimes, I put chocolate milk on my cereal. 1251 01:16:28,210 --> 01:16:31,257 I am deathly afraid of jellyfish. 1252 01:16:32,392 --> 01:16:34,294 I haven't danced with you since your birthday. 1253 01:16:35,328 --> 01:16:36,996 That's a fact. It's not a secret. 1254 01:16:38,131 --> 01:16:39,399 The secret is, is that... 1255 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:41,568 I still want to. 1256 01:16:43,870 --> 01:16:45,338 (♪ "LOVE ME TENDER" BY NORAH JONES) 1257 01:16:50,243 --> 01:16:52,712 ♪ Love me tender ♪ 1258 01:16:53,246 --> 01:16:55,849 ♪ Love me sweet ♪ 1259 01:16:57,117 --> 01:17:01,187 ♪ Never let me go ♪ 1260 01:17:03,823 --> 01:17:05,625 ♪ You have made ♪ 1261 01:17:06,192 --> 01:17:09,262 ♪ My life complete ♪ 1262 01:17:10,430 --> 01:17:14,267 ♪ And I love you so ♪ 1263 01:17:16,870 --> 01:17:19,439 ♪ Love me tender ♪ 1264 01:17:20,173 --> 01:17:23,810 ♪ Love me true ♪ 1265 01:17:23,810 --> 01:17:28,848 ♪ All my dreams fulfill ♪ 1266 01:17:30,350 --> 01:17:32,719 ♪ For, my darling ♪ 1267 01:17:33,286 --> 01:17:36,289 ♪ I love you ♪ 1268 01:17:37,390 --> 01:17:38,391 ♪ And I always will ♪ 1269 01:17:42,729 --> 01:17:43,763 Good morning. 1270 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,335 - Good morning. - Hello. 1271 01:17:50,537 --> 01:17:52,372 - We stayed out all night. - Yes, we did. 1272 01:17:54,407 --> 01:17:55,408 We stayed out all night. 1273 01:17:56,876 --> 01:17:58,111 Is that... 1274 01:18:02,382 --> 01:18:04,551 - There's a man in that boat. - What? 1275 01:18:04,784 --> 01:18:07,870 Do you see that? There's somebody over there. 1276 01:18:07,754 --> 01:18:11,240 He's probably some fisherman, I suppose. 1277 01:18:19,733 --> 01:18:21,501 With a video camera? 1278 01:18:22,335 --> 01:18:24,700 - What? - You're really low. 1279 01:18:24,571 --> 01:18:26,573 No, Mia. I have no idea who that man is. 1280 01:18:26,873 --> 01:18:29,809 You know, it's really a shame he didn't get juicier stuff last night, you jerk. 1281 01:18:29,843 --> 01:18:32,312 Mia, I have nothing to do with this. I swear. 1282 01:18:32,345 --> 01:18:35,315 Mia, please. Come on. Will you listen to me? 1283 01:18:35,348 --> 01:18:37,984 - That is not my boat. - Hey, Nicholas? Have a nice life. 1284 01:18:37,984 --> 01:18:40,120 But that is my horse. Mia... 1285 01:18:42,355 --> 01:18:44,858 Mia? Hello? 1286 01:18:49,162 --> 01:18:50,397 Good morning, my love. 1287 01:18:51,631 --> 01:18:54,701 I know it's a little early, but I've been thinking. 1288 01:18:56,690 --> 01:18:58,538 Things have been so pressured lately. 1289 01:18:58,872 --> 01:19:00,740 I was wondering whether we should spend... 1290 01:19:03,109 --> 01:19:04,611 Lilly? 1291 01:19:04,878 --> 01:19:06,646 Good morning, Your Majesty. 1292 01:19:06,980 --> 01:19:09,249 - What... What are you doing here? - I just wanted... 1293 01:19:09,716 --> 01:19:10,750 Mia. 1294 01:19:13,820 --> 01:19:14,821 Doors. 1295 01:19:15,321 --> 01:19:18,258 - What's going on? - Princess, I think you should see this. 1296 01:19:20,660 --> 01:19:23,730 ELSIE: And here's the royal exclusive I promised. 1297 01:19:23,930 --> 01:19:27,333 After generations of boring royals who never misbehaved, 1298 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:30,837 Genovia finally has a world-class scandal. 1299 01:19:31,137 --> 01:19:33,740 Proving that we should have brought in an American long ago. 1300 01:19:33,940 --> 01:19:35,875 Will Andrew Jacoby, Duke of Kenilworth, 1301 01:19:35,909 --> 01:19:38,878 still marry such a naughty, naughty princess? 1302 01:19:38,912 --> 01:19:41,381 Or will Lord Nicholas Devereaux be the new king? 1303 01:19:41,681 --> 01:19:45,352 It's out of the frying pan and into the fire for Princess Mia. 1304 01:19:45,752 --> 01:19:47,854 Keep your eggs sunny-side up. 1305 01:19:48,121 --> 01:19:50,190 I'd like to tell her what she can do with her eggs... 1306 01:19:50,457 --> 01:19:51,124 Lilly. 1307 01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:53,693 - Could we have a moment alone? - Yes. 1308 01:20:03,603 --> 01:20:04,571 So? 1309 01:20:09,542 --> 01:20:11,344 I got played. 1310 01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:16,160 A-ha. 1311 01:20:17,550 --> 01:20:20,320 WELL, THE BIG QUESTION IS: 1312 01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:22,155 Do we still have a wedding? 1313 01:20:24,357 --> 01:20:27,594 - Andrew, I am so, so sorry. - Excuse me. 1314 01:20:27,627 --> 01:20:30,630 Andrew, please wait. I promise you nothing happened. 1315 01:20:30,864 --> 01:20:32,866 Yes, but Mia, you still went, didn't you? You went. 1316 01:20:33,666 --> 01:20:37,170 I don't think you understand. I'm an extremely eligible bachelor in England. 1317 01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:41,408 I really am. I've got plenty of friends, lots of lovely women friends, and... 1318 01:20:42,375 --> 01:20:45,578 I still think this marriage is a good idea. 1319 01:20:47,547 --> 01:20:48,548 Mia. 1320 01:20:53,860 --> 01:20:55,255 The queen would not approve of spying. 1321 01:20:56,322 --> 01:20:57,290 Ah. 1322 01:21:00,827 --> 01:21:01,795 So? 1323 01:21:02,729 --> 01:21:03,730 Anything? 1324 01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:07,233 I really want to say yes, but no. There's just, there's no... 1325 01:21:08,201 --> 01:21:09,202 spark. 1326 01:21:10,336 --> 01:21:11,304 Me too. 1327 01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:14,174 - Really? - Really. 1328 01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:17,770 - I mean, it was pleasurable. - Very. 1329 01:21:17,770 --> 01:21:18,578 Very pleasant, but, but, but no fireworks. 1330 01:21:18,611 --> 01:21:19,112 None. 1331 01:21:21,214 --> 01:21:23,183 What are we gonna do? Look, we will... 1332 01:21:24,617 --> 01:21:25,785 We will figure something out. 1333 01:21:27,587 --> 01:21:28,621 Mia. 1334 01:21:37,464 --> 01:21:39,499 You chose me. 1335 01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:47,574 No privacy. 1336 01:21:51,845 --> 01:21:53,847 You chose me, and I accepted. 1337 01:21:54,948 --> 01:21:57,283 And a gentleman never backs out on his word. 1338 01:21:57,817 --> 01:21:58,852 We are going to... 1339 01:21:59,486 --> 01:22:03,490 We're going to stand up in church and say "I do," and tomorrow we'll be man and wife. 1340 01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:08,862 And you are going to make an amazing queen of Genovia. 1341 01:22:12,699 --> 01:22:14,100 Thank you. 1342 01:22:29,349 --> 01:22:30,984 I'm getting married today. 1343 01:22:32,686 --> 01:22:34,788 CLARISSE: She's getting married today, Maurice. 1344 01:22:43,496 --> 01:22:45,565 Your Highness, we're running very late. 1345 01:22:45,865 --> 01:22:50,537 Grandma says the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early. 1346 01:22:50,904 --> 01:22:52,872 Your Highness, a strange woman came in 1347 01:22:52,872 --> 01:22:54,841 and said that she wanted to hide in your closet. 1348 01:22:55,141 --> 01:22:56,142 So I let her. 1349 01:22:57,911 --> 01:23:01,470 Well, dear, that probably wasn't the wisest decision in the... 1350 01:23:01,581 --> 01:23:03,817 Now, this is what I call a closet. 1351 01:23:03,817 --> 01:23:06,286 - Mom. - Oh, my darling. 1352 01:23:07,387 --> 01:23:09,322 - Careful. We're squashing Trevor. - Hi. 1353 01:23:09,322 --> 01:23:10,757 Hi, Trevor. 1354 01:23:11,658 --> 01:23:13,393 He's sleeping. Shh. 1355 01:23:13,693 --> 01:23:17,931 He is the most beautiful baby brother. 1356 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:22,602 We were joking. We knew it was your mother. 1357 01:23:22,869 --> 01:23:24,204 Your stepfather's here too. 1358 01:23:25,372 --> 01:23:28,541 Now, I'm your mother, it's your wedding day, I have to say something. 1359 01:23:29,175 --> 01:23:33,146 Being married is about being yourself, only with someone else. 1360 01:23:35,150 --> 01:23:36,683 Thanks, Mom. 1361 01:23:36,683 --> 01:23:37,684 (KNOCKING) 1362 01:23:37,884 --> 01:23:39,753 - How are you feeling? You look beautiful. - I'm... Well, I'm... 1363 01:23:39,753 --> 01:23:40,854 - You look so calm. - I'm a little... 1364 01:23:40,887 --> 01:23:44,491 Paolo is back to turn a caterpillar into a butterfly. 1365 01:23:44,858 --> 01:23:47,694 - There she go, butterfly. - Paolo. 1366 01:23:47,927 --> 01:23:50,497 Coat off. I tell you, when I say "butterfly," the coat comes off. 1367 01:23:50,530 --> 01:23:51,865 - Principessa Mia. - Paolo. 1368 01:23:52,966 --> 01:23:54,901 - You remember my mother, Helen. - Piacere. 1369 01:23:55,268 --> 01:23:57,237 - The hairdresser. - And a new baby. Monella. 1370 01:23:57,237 --> 01:23:58,772 All Italian men love baby - except Paolo. 1371 01:23:58,772 --> 01:24:01,341 You got to get out now, because we have to go to work. 1372 01:24:02,809 --> 01:24:05,412 Five years ago, Paolo take you from that to that. 1373 01:24:06,413 --> 01:24:09,449 Today, he give you this. 1374 01:24:09,883 --> 01:24:11,251 A wedding look for the bride. 1375 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:17,691 I look like a moose. 1376 01:24:18,725 --> 01:24:22,620 Yes, but a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go... 1377 01:24:22,295 --> 01:24:23,296 (HONKS) 1378 01:24:24,698 --> 01:24:25,832 I have antlers. 1379 01:24:25,832 --> 01:24:27,100 (HONKS) 1380 01:24:29,269 --> 01:24:30,270 Go. 1381 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:36,900 I look like a poodle. 1382 01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:40,313 That's just the way I feel. Here we go again. 1383 01:24:41,581 --> 01:24:42,849 Good. Sit up. 1384 01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:44,551 She kind of does look like a poodle. 1385 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:48,321 I like it. 1386 01:24:51,991 --> 01:24:54,494 This time I'm so sure, I use my own pictures. 1387 01:24:55,328 --> 01:24:58,298 So. Un, deux, trois. 1388 01:24:59,265 --> 01:25:01,835 MABREY: Gretchen? I can't find my gloves. 1389 01:25:02,969 --> 01:25:07,173 You go on. I think it would be better if I didn't go to the wedding. 1390 01:25:07,974 --> 01:25:09,900 My boy. 1391 01:25:10,276 --> 01:25:13,513 Don't give up so easily. Come to church. Sweep her off her feet. 1392 01:25:14,214 --> 01:25:15,682 In a week or two, she'll be yours. 1393 01:25:16,483 --> 01:25:19,486 The game is over, Uncle. She's going to marry Andrew. 1394 01:25:19,953 --> 01:25:21,788 Ah, you're so right. Ah, well. 1395 01:25:22,288 --> 01:25:25,325 This is a disaster in the making. Wouldn't miss a moment of it. 1396 01:25:26,192 --> 01:25:30,196 I'll try to catch the garter. 1397 01:25:31,464 --> 01:25:33,466 (SHOUTS) The royal carriage approaches. 1398 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,690 - What did he say, Artie? - The princess is coming. 1399 01:25:36,690 --> 01:25:37,170 Showtime. 1400 01:25:39,706 --> 01:25:41,808 Suki Sanchez here from the USA. 1401 01:25:42,142 --> 01:25:45,145 A long way from home, but happily following a story 1402 01:25:45,145 --> 01:25:47,213 that started in the streets of San Francisco, 1403 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:51,851 and is about to have a happy ending here in the small, beautiful land of Genovia. 1404 01:25:53,219 --> 01:25:55,522 Prepare for the arrival of Princess Mia. 1405 01:26:01,728 --> 01:26:03,630 Psst. Sir. 1406 01:26:04,864 --> 01:26:07,701 I don't mean to talk out of school, but there's something you must know. 1407 01:26:10,804 --> 01:26:13,907 Your uncle called Elsie and set you up with that video. 1408 01:26:14,507 --> 01:26:18,278 Why doesn't that surprise me? I should have known. 1409 01:26:18,712 --> 01:26:20,213 He's up to something. 1410 01:26:20,213 --> 01:26:23,350 He was much too delighted that you aren't going to that wedding. 1411 01:26:23,650 --> 01:26:25,685 - I must get to that church. - Yes, yes, but how? 1412 01:26:26,186 --> 01:26:29,456 Everything on four wheels is already rented for the wedding. 1413 01:26:29,489 --> 01:26:31,658 - Doesn't matter, I'll run. - No, no. It's too far. 1414 01:26:31,891 --> 01:26:34,494 No, no. You'll take the bike. 1415 01:26:35,295 --> 01:26:37,597 The bike? Gretchen, what bike? We don't have a bike. 1416 01:26:37,597 --> 01:26:38,765 Your grandfather's bike. 1417 01:26:46,373 --> 01:26:51,544 - Buenas tardes, Tanya. - Buenas tardes, su Majestad. 1418 01:26:51,544 --> 01:26:54,914 Aquí le presento a mi tío, que nos visita de Rosario. 1419 01:26:54,914 --> 01:26:58,885 - Oh, how do you do, señor? - I do better if you and I get married. 1420 01:26:58,885 --> 01:27:05,625 I'm sorry. My uncle learned his English watching the old Three Stooges movies. 1421 01:27:06,260 --> 01:27:07,600 Sorry. 1422 01:27:11,598 --> 01:27:12,599 Yes, well... 1423 01:27:16,236 --> 01:27:17,637 You're not going to believe this. 1424 01:27:18,104 --> 01:27:20,707 Lord Devereaux's riding up the road on a bicycle. 1425 01:27:21,740 --> 01:27:22,108 NICHOLAS: Sir! 1426 01:27:22,442 --> 01:27:24,144 Sir, may I borrow your horse? 1427 01:27:24,144 --> 01:27:25,478 Oh, he needs my horse. 1428 01:27:26,479 --> 01:27:27,981 NICHOLAS: My bike is yours. 1429 01:27:29,490 --> 01:27:31,985 How am I supposed to herd sheep with a bike? 1430 01:27:52,138 --> 01:27:55,608 Outspoken American activist Lilly Moscovitz, the maid of honor, 1431 01:27:55,608 --> 01:27:58,645 glides forward as a vision in pink. 1432 01:27:59,646 --> 01:28:02,382 I'm a girl who loves black and is wearing pink. 1433 01:28:04,184 --> 01:28:06,319 (ALL) Aww. 1434 01:28:06,653 --> 01:28:09,556 ELSIE: And Duke Andrew's little nephew, Viscount Ludlow, 1435 01:28:09,789 --> 01:28:13,159 affectionately known as "James of the Cherub Cheeks," 1436 01:28:13,526 --> 01:28:16,863 comes down the aisle as the royal ring bearer. 1437 01:28:19,833 --> 01:28:21,368 - Hey, Joe. - Hm? 1438 01:28:21,835 --> 01:28:25,105 I just wanted to say, before I do this... 1439 01:28:26,206 --> 01:28:28,308 I'm sorry you're retiring. 1440 01:28:29,409 --> 01:28:32,579 - Who told you that? - The maids know everything. 1441 01:28:35,715 --> 01:28:39,586 Well, the heart does things for reasons that reason cannot understand. 1442 01:28:41,421 --> 01:28:43,523 You're preaching to the choir. 1443 01:28:44,824 --> 01:28:45,825 (KNOCKS) 1444 01:28:46,590 --> 01:28:48,528 Princess? 1445 01:28:48,728 --> 01:28:49,729 Yes? 1446 01:28:50,130 --> 01:28:54,601 And you should know that Nicholas did not set you up at the lake. 1447 01:28:56,436 --> 01:29:02,208 - Are you sure? - The maids know everything. 1448 01:29:04,544 --> 01:29:05,845 We're ready when she is. 1449 01:29:07,814 --> 01:29:11,840 (ORGAN MUSIC STARTS) 1450 01:29:15,455 --> 01:29:17,357 (AUDIENCE MURMURS) 1451 01:29:17,691 --> 01:29:18,992 (MUSIC FALTERS AND HALTS) 1452 01:30:10,477 --> 01:30:11,845 - Is this part of the plan? - No. 1453 01:30:13,246 --> 01:30:13,813 I... 1454 01:30:14,214 --> 01:30:16,282 (CLEARS THROAT) 1455 01:30:16,950 --> 01:30:19,119 I'm going to need a minute or two. 1456 01:30:20,954 --> 01:30:23,560 Thank you, Your Highness. 1457 01:30:25,992 --> 01:30:29,329 ELSIE: Now the bride is moving swiftly back up the aisle and out the door. 1458 01:30:29,829 --> 01:30:31,831 - Let me. - ELSIE: Not the traditional route. 1459 01:30:33,133 --> 01:30:36,690 WOMAN: Princess Mia! 1460 01:30:36,302 --> 01:30:38,104 - Princess Mia! - Mia! 1461 01:30:42,475 --> 01:30:45,345 - Helen. - Honey, I'll be right back. 1462 01:30:45,345 --> 01:30:46,946 I gotta change Trevor's diaper. 1463 01:30:47,313 --> 01:30:52,185 Please, be seated. There'll just be a momentary interlude. Thank you. 1464 01:30:52,652 --> 01:30:56,723 - Do we rush after her? - No, we never rush. We hasten. 1465 01:30:56,990 --> 01:31:00,126 - You'll take care of this? - Yes, yes. Yes, just one moment. 1466 01:31:00,126 --> 01:31:01,461 CLARISSE: Out of my way. 1467 01:31:11,905 --> 01:31:14,574 Oh, my dear. Mia. 1468 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:16,876 Oh, Grandma, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1469 01:31:16,876 --> 01:31:18,812 - I... I just need a minute. - No. 1470 01:31:18,812 --> 01:31:20,460 - I can do this. - No. 1471 01:31:20,580 --> 01:31:21,681 - I can't do this. - I know. 1472 01:31:22,115 --> 01:31:26,753 Darling, listen to me. 1473 01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,550 I made my choice. 1474 01:31:29,689 --> 01:31:32,826 Duty to my country over love. 1475 01:31:33,460 --> 01:31:36,996 It's what I've always done, it seems. It was drummed into me my whole life. 1476 01:31:37,864 --> 01:31:41,334 Now I've lost the only man I ever really loved. 1477 01:31:44,370 --> 01:31:45,672 (OVER RADIO) Anyone got a 20 on Joseph? 1478 01:31:45,672 --> 01:31:47,700 I'm with the eagle and sparrow. 1479 01:31:47,741 --> 01:31:50,844 Mia, I want you to make your choices as a woman. 1480 01:31:50,844 --> 01:31:52,912 Don't make the same mistakes I did. 1481 01:31:52,912 --> 01:31:55,782 Make your own mistakes. There'll be plenty of them, believe me. 1482 01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:59,652 Now, you can go back into that church and get married, or you can walk away. 1483 01:32:00,860 --> 01:32:01,855 Whatever choice you make, 1484 01:32:02,856 --> 01:32:04,591 let it come from your heart. 1485 01:32:13,166 --> 01:32:15,702 - Excuse me. - She's back. 1486 01:32:19,873 --> 01:32:22,709 ELSIE: The princess is re-entering the church. 1487 01:32:23,710 --> 01:32:25,445 She's walking down the aisle. 1488 01:32:25,779 --> 01:32:27,547 More like cantering down the aisle. 1489 01:32:29,115 --> 01:32:30,717 (MUSIC SPEEDS UP) 1490 01:32:38,892 --> 01:32:40,600 Andrew, wait. 1491 01:32:40,694 --> 01:32:45,265 Everyone deserves the chance to find true love, right? 1492 01:32:45,765 --> 01:32:46,766 Yes. 1493 01:32:47,233 --> 01:32:48,568 Including us? 1494 01:32:50,437 --> 01:32:51,705 Thank you. 1495 01:32:57,911 --> 01:32:59,245 For, for, uh... 1496 01:32:59,979 --> 01:33:03,249 saving me from doing the proper thing for once in my life. 1497 01:33:05,785 --> 01:33:07,721 Now all I have to do is tell Mummy. 1498 01:33:09,122 --> 01:33:10,824 I have to tell everyone else. 1499 01:33:11,791 --> 01:33:12,792 (BOTH) Good luck. 1500 01:33:18,331 --> 01:33:20,330 Helen. 1501 01:33:24,571 --> 01:33:26,940 Welcome. 1502 01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:33,480 A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married 1503 01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:37,500 was because of a law, and that didn't seem like a good enough reason. 1504 01:33:37,650 --> 01:33:38,651 So... 1505 01:33:39,352 --> 01:33:41,540 I won't be getting married today. 1506 01:33:42,622 --> 01:33:44,457 Sit. Sit. There may be a dinner. 1507 01:33:48,610 --> 01:33:52,650 My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and... 1508 01:33:52,999 --> 01:33:54,768 I think she rocks at it. 1509 01:33:56,870 --> 01:34:00,206 So as the granddaughter of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert... 1510 01:34:00,206 --> 01:34:03,900 (ALL) King Rupert. May he rest in peace. 1511 01:34:04,770 --> 01:34:08,214 I ask the members of parliament to think about your daughters, 1512 01:34:09,683 --> 01:34:13,386 your nieces, and sisters, and granddaughters, 1513 01:34:13,386 --> 01:34:14,621 AND ASK YOURSELVES: 1514 01:34:16,823 --> 01:34:20,193 Would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do? 1515 01:34:23,997 --> 01:34:27,100 I believe I will be a great queen. 1516 01:34:27,834 --> 01:34:31,705 I understand Genovia to be a land that combines the beauty of the past 1517 01:34:32,539 --> 01:34:34,708 with all the best hope of the future. 1518 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,176 - Not now. - Shh. 1519 01:34:36,843 --> 01:34:41,470 I feel in my heart and soul that I can rule Genovia. 1520 01:34:41,348 --> 01:34:43,116 I... I love Genovia. 1521 01:34:44,284 --> 01:34:47,200 Do you think that I would be up here in a wedding dress if I didn't? 1522 01:34:49,522 --> 01:34:50,557 I stand here, 1523 01:34:51,825 --> 01:34:55,362 ready to take my place as your queen. 1524 01:34:56,596 --> 01:34:59,499 Without a husband. 1525 01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:03,203 WOMAN: Viva Mia! 1526 01:35:09,743 --> 01:35:11,440 Every time... 1527 01:35:12,145 --> 01:35:16,750 Every time this charming young lady opens her mouth, 1528 01:35:17,217 --> 01:35:22,880 she demonstrates a contempt for the customs of Genovia. 1529 01:35:23,230 --> 01:35:29,229 The law clearly states an unmarried woman cannot be queen. 1530 01:35:30,296 --> 01:35:31,297 Fortunately, 1531 01:35:32,866 --> 01:35:35,301 there is another heir. 1532 01:35:35,635 --> 01:35:36,903 No, there is not. 1533 01:35:39,339 --> 01:35:42,108 I decline. I refuse to be king. 1534 01:35:43,943 --> 01:35:47,614 Ladies and gentlemen, it is Princess Mia who should have the crown. 1535 01:35:48,715 --> 01:35:51,117 She's bright, and she is caring. 1536 01:35:51,785 --> 01:35:53,953 But more importantly, she has a vision. 1537 01:35:54,654 --> 01:35:58,124 One that will take Genovia forward, and if the parliament were astute, 1538 01:35:59,359 --> 01:36:00,827 they would name her queen. 1539 01:36:01,594 --> 01:36:05,131 Listen to her. She'll lead us into the 21st century. 1540 01:36:06,266 --> 01:36:11,710 And besides, just think how lovely she'll look on our postage stamp. 1541 01:36:13,139 --> 01:36:15,375 Lovely on a postage stamp? 1542 01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:18,445 You would look lovely on a postage stamp! 1543 01:36:18,445 --> 01:36:22,215 Don't you walk away from me, sir! You have a duty, sir, to Genovia. 1544 01:36:22,649 --> 01:36:27,454 He's, uh... he is very distressed. 1545 01:36:27,687 --> 01:36:29,956 Your duty, sir, to the country! To me, sir! 1546 01:36:32,292 --> 01:36:35,829 To Genovia! For your father! Nicholas! 1547 01:36:36,329 --> 01:36:38,798 - The door. - Shut the doors, quickly. 1548 01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:41,634 Nicholas. Nicholas! 1549 01:36:42,302 --> 01:36:45,672 Nicholas, I cannot have you giving all, all this up just for a girl. 1550 01:36:45,672 --> 01:36:47,874 - Now, look, we can still... - Enough, Uncle. 1551 01:36:49,209 --> 01:36:50,210 We're finished. 1552 01:36:53,460 --> 01:36:54,414 What is happening here? 1553 01:36:54,948 --> 01:36:57,484 Who's next in line for the throne? The Von Trokens? 1554 01:36:57,484 --> 01:36:58,885 We accept. 1555 01:36:58,885 --> 01:37:01,121 Sit down. 1556 01:37:05,125 --> 01:37:06,693 (COUGHS) Make a motion. 1557 01:37:07,270 --> 01:37:09,529 - Are you OK? Do you need a... - (COUGHS) Make a motion. 1558 01:37:09,529 --> 01:37:10,363 Ah. 1559 01:37:10,363 --> 01:37:13,733 - Prime Minister? - Yes, Princess? 1560 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:17,370 I move to abolish the marriage law, 1561 01:37:17,370 --> 01:37:21,808 as it applies to present and future queens of Genovia. 1562 01:37:22,342 --> 01:37:24,310 Will anyone second my motion? 1563 01:37:27,681 --> 01:37:30,350 Keep eye contact with them. Stare them down. 1564 01:37:31,384 --> 01:37:34,220 No, not, not... Soften. Soften. 1565 01:37:34,220 --> 01:37:35,455 Good. 1566 01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:44,998 I second the motion. 1567 01:37:47,567 --> 01:37:50,203 It's time we had a new tradition. I like change. 1568 01:37:50,570 --> 01:37:52,500 I may grow a mustache. 1569 01:37:52,338 --> 01:37:53,973 I think you'd look marvelous with a mustache. 1570 01:37:54,700 --> 01:37:55,942 You know, my father always favored a Van Dyke... 1571 01:37:55,942 --> 01:37:57,110 Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please. 1572 01:37:58,178 --> 01:38:03,883 All those in favor of abolishing the marriage rule, say, "Aye." 1573 01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:07,987 Aye. 1574 01:38:09,622 --> 01:38:10,623 Aye. 1575 01:38:11,910 --> 01:38:12,892 - Aye. - Aye. 1576 01:38:13,360 --> 01:38:16,296 - You're not in parliament. Sit down. - Someday. 1577 01:38:16,296 --> 01:38:17,931 (ALL) Aye. 1578 01:38:18,965 --> 01:38:20,633 The ayes have it. 1579 01:38:21,201 --> 01:38:23,837 Congratulations, Princess. 1580 01:38:24,104 --> 01:38:25,839 If I may say so myself, 1581 01:38:26,306 --> 01:38:27,607 you rule! 1582 01:38:38,251 --> 01:38:39,252 Lionel. 1583 01:38:41,454 --> 01:38:42,522 Your Majesty? 1584 01:38:43,690 --> 01:38:44,591 Hm? 1585 01:38:44,591 --> 01:38:46,920 The princess would like a word. 1586 01:38:46,993 --> 01:38:48,261 Oh. Erm... 1587 01:38:52,232 --> 01:38:54,634 Grandma? 1588 01:38:55,402 --> 01:38:58,972 Just because I didn't get my fairy-tale ending, 1589 01:38:59,606 --> 01:39:00,940 doesn't mean you shouldn't. 1590 01:39:03,410 --> 01:39:04,411 Oh, uh... 1591 01:39:04,811 --> 01:39:09,820 - Did you hear that? - Not if you didn't want me to. 1592 01:39:09,482 --> 01:39:11,284 Oh, Charlotte. 1593 01:39:12,185 --> 01:39:13,520 Well. 1594 01:39:24,631 --> 01:39:25,632 Joseph? 1595 01:39:26,900 --> 01:39:27,967 Your Majesty. 1596 01:39:29,469 --> 01:39:32,338 Dear Joseph. 1597 01:39:34,341 --> 01:39:35,809 Am I too late... 1598 01:39:37,310 --> 01:39:40,814 to ask you to accept my hand in marriage? 1599 01:39:42,449 --> 01:39:44,500 (CLEARS THROAT) 1600 01:39:46,152 --> 01:39:47,987 Well, I thought you'd never ask. 1601 01:39:49,222 --> 01:39:50,223 Shades? 1602 01:39:51,825 --> 01:39:54,561 You're in charge now. Good luck with Lionel. 1603 01:39:56,196 --> 01:39:57,397 I'm going to a wedding. 1604 01:39:57,664 --> 01:40:00,166 MABREY: Open up, I say! The door is shut. 1605 01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:02,100 Let me in. 1606 01:40:03,670 --> 01:40:04,938 Put me down. Put me down! 1607 01:40:17,484 --> 01:40:19,886 I know it was short notice, but you were all dressed. 1608 01:40:20,153 --> 01:40:28,128 My Lord Archbishop, I would like to take this man as my husband, if you please. 1609 01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:34,868 Finally. 1610 01:40:36,102 --> 01:40:38,471 We have come together for a different wedding... 1611 01:40:38,505 --> 01:40:40,740 - What did I miss? - She's not getting married. 1612 01:40:40,740 --> 01:40:42,750 - She's not getting married? - No. 1613 01:40:42,750 --> 01:40:44,411 With this ring, I thee... 1614 01:40:45,345 --> 01:40:46,746 finally... 1615 01:40:46,980 --> 01:40:47,981 wed. 1616 01:40:48,281 --> 01:40:50,483 - Now the queen's getting married. - The queen's getting married? 1617 01:40:50,517 --> 01:40:51,551 Yeah, to Joe. 1618 01:40:52,552 --> 01:40:54,587 I pronounce you man and wife. 1619 01:40:55,622 --> 01:40:57,570 You may kiss the bride. 1620 01:41:08,568 --> 01:41:13,340 MAN: The ceremonial shooting of the flaming arrow through the coronation ring. 1621 01:41:39,265 --> 01:41:42,435 ELSIE: Good morning. It's been almost a week since the almost wedding, 1622 01:41:42,435 --> 01:41:45,939 and busy workers are setting up for Genovia's grand day. 1623 01:41:46,206 --> 01:41:48,375 The coronation of a new queen. 1624 01:41:48,708 --> 01:41:51,945 Somewhere in the palace, Princess Mia's getting ready for the ceremony 1625 01:41:51,945 --> 01:41:54,748 that will change her life forever. 1626 01:41:58,510 --> 01:41:59,786 So what do you say, Fat Louie? 1627 01:42:00,820 --> 01:42:02,389 Think I'll make a good queen? 1628 01:42:04,758 --> 01:42:05,759 Indeed you will. 1629 01:42:08,228 --> 01:42:11,931 If I may be so bold, I would like an audience with Your Highness. 1630 01:42:19,673 --> 01:42:21,441 What is your dilemma, young man? 1631 01:42:22,275 --> 01:42:23,943 You are, in fact. 1632 01:42:29,249 --> 01:42:31,284 I'm in love with the queen-to-be. 1633 01:42:33,190 --> 01:42:35,822 And I'm inquiring if she loves me too. 1634 01:42:38,792 --> 01:42:41,940 Do you have a chicken for my table? 1635 01:42:41,995 --> 01:42:45,598 No. No, my kitchen is out of chickens. 1636 01:42:45,999 --> 01:42:47,000 Ah. 1637 01:42:52,439 --> 01:42:53,473 Mia. 1638 01:43:01,348 --> 01:43:04,951 KELLY: Company, atten... hurgh! 1639 01:43:05,151 --> 01:43:07,587 Forward march. 1640 01:43:07,921 --> 01:43:09,322 Left, right, left. 1641 01:43:09,322 --> 01:43:11,658 Left, right, left. 1642 01:43:11,958 --> 01:43:13,993 Left, right, left. 1643 01:43:14,227 --> 01:43:16,329 Left, left... 1644 01:43:16,329 --> 01:43:18,465 Left, right, left. 1645 01:43:18,698 --> 01:43:20,633 Left, left... 1646 01:43:20,867 --> 01:43:22,802 Left, right, left. 1647 01:43:23,690 --> 01:43:24,871 Left, left... 1648 01:43:25,138 --> 01:43:27,400 Company, halt. 1649 01:43:29,900 --> 01:43:31,711 I heard you're going back to Berkeley to finish up graduate school. 1650 01:43:32,780 --> 01:43:33,790 You heard right. 1651 01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:35,849 May I call you in California? 1652 01:43:36,149 --> 01:43:40,320 I think I can hear you without a phone, but, uh... 1653 01:43:46,393 --> 01:43:50,230 Sparrow is taking off. 1654 01:43:52,320 --> 01:43:55,350 The eagle is flying for the last time. 1655 01:44:54,794 --> 01:44:58,640 - She looks beautiful. - They both do. 1656 01:45:06,406 --> 01:45:10,110 MAN: Will you solemnly promise and swear to govern the people of Genovia, 1657 01:45:10,110 --> 01:45:12,979 according to the statutes in parliament agreed on, 1658 01:45:12,979 --> 01:45:16,349 and the respective laws and custom of the same? 1659 01:45:17,717 --> 01:45:21,287 Will you, in your power, cause law and justice and mercy 1660 01:45:21,287 --> 01:45:24,570 to be executed in all judgments? 1661 01:45:25,358 --> 01:45:27,827 MIA: I solemnly promise so to do. 1662 01:45:31,765 --> 01:45:33,133 ♪ Genovia ♪ 1663 01:45:33,767 --> 01:45:39,906 ♪ The land I call my own ♪ 1664 01:45:40,607 --> 01:45:44,878 ♪ - From the green clear summers ♪ ♪ - Present arms. ♪ 1665 01:45:44,911 --> 01:45:49,249 ♪ From blossoming pear trees ♪ 1666 01:45:49,516 --> 01:45:56,122 ♪ Magnificent her mountains and seas ♪ 1667 01:45:56,322 --> 01:46:00,660 ♪ Genovia, Genovia ♪ 1668 01:46:00,660 --> 01:46:05,331 ♪ You're noble, proud and brave ♪ 1669 01:46:05,532 --> 01:46:12,305 ♪ Genovia, Genovia ♪ 1670 01:46:12,505 --> 01:46:14,708 ♪ Forever ♪ 1671 01:46:15,275 --> 01:46:18,545 ♪ Will your banner ♪ 1672 01:46:18,878 --> 01:46:19,879 ♪ Wave ♪ 1673 01:46:26,553 --> 01:46:29,556 MAN: Presenting Her Majesty 1674 01:46:29,556 --> 01:46:33,260 Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, 1675 01:46:33,526 --> 01:46:36,830 Queen of Genovia. 1676 01:46:37,230 --> 01:46:39,666 (♪ "THIS IS MY TIME" BY RAVEN) 1677 01:46:40,133 --> 01:46:41,901 ♪ This is my time to shine ♪ 1678 01:46:42,168 --> 01:46:46,206 ♪ This is my place to find ♪ 1679 01:46:46,506 --> 01:46:50,610 ♪ All that I have inside ♪ 1680 01:46:50,610 --> 01:46:54,581 ♪ I never knew ♪ 1681 01:46:55,150 --> 01:46:58,151 ♪ Can dreams come true ♪ 1682 01:46:58,551 --> 01:46:59,152 (♪ "I DECIDE" BY LINDSEY LOHAN) 1683 01:46:59,152 --> 01:47:01,210 ♪ I decide how I live ♪ 1684 01:47:01,321 --> 01:47:03,790 ♪ I decide who I love ♪ 1685 01:47:03,790 --> 01:47:06,459 ♪ Choice is mine and no one ♪ 1686 01:47:06,459 --> 01:47:08,228 ♪ Gets to make my mind up ♪ 1687 01:47:08,228 --> 01:47:09,629 ♪ I decide ♪ 1688 01:47:09,629 --> 01:47:11,598 ♪ I decide where I go ♪ 1689 01:47:11,865 --> 01:47:14,267 ♪ Where I sleep, who I know ♪ 1690 01:47:14,701 --> 01:47:19,372 ♪ I'm the one who's running my life ♪ 1691 01:47:19,606 --> 01:47:21,941 ♪ I decide ♪ 1692 01:47:25,211 --> 01:47:26,346 (FANFARE) 1693 01:49:47,487 --> 01:49:49,556 ("THE MEANING" BY LILLIX) ♪ Say it all, or not at all 1694 01:49:50,900 --> 01:49:52,892 ♪ Don't want to hear ♪ ♪ what you're really feeling ♪ 1695 01:49:53,126 --> 01:49:55,662 ♪ Forsaking the meaning ♪ 1696 01:49:57,397 --> 01:49:59,566 ♪ Take away the words I say ♪ 1697 01:49:59,866 --> 01:50:02,569 ♪ Realistic thoughts that I'm dreaming ♪ 1698 01:50:03,103 --> 01:50:05,372 ♪ Are you believing? ♪ 1699 01:50:05,672 --> 01:50:07,907 ♪ Tell me what I wanna do now ♪ 1700 01:50:09,909 --> 01:50:11,678 ♪ How far do ♪ 1701 01:50:12,145 --> 01:50:14,447 ♪ You see the soul? ♪ 1702 01:50:14,881 --> 01:50:17,350 ♪ My truth is spoken whether ♪ 1703 01:50:17,884 --> 01:50:19,252 ♪ Or not you want to hear it ♪ 1704 01:50:19,819 --> 01:50:20,987 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 1705 01:50:21,721 --> 01:50:24,224 ♪ Don't worry, though ♪ 1706 01:50:24,724 --> 01:50:27,127 ♪ Don't you ever say never ♪ 1707 01:50:27,427 --> 01:50:29,620 ♪ Or turn away ♪ 1708 01:50:29,295 --> 01:50:31,364 ♪ Say it all, or not at all ♪ 1709 01:50:31,631 --> 01:50:34,601 ♪ Don't want to hear ♪ ♪ what you're really fearing ♪ 1710 01:50:34,934 --> 01:50:37,904 ♪ Forsaking the meaning ♪ 1711 01:50:38,972 --> 01:50:40,974 ♪ Take away the words I say ♪ 1712 01:50:41,474 --> 01:50:44,177 ♪ Realistic thoughts that I'm dreaming ♪ 1713 01:50:44,744 --> 01:50:46,946 ♪ Are you believing? ♪ 1714 01:50:47,414 --> 01:50:49,150 ♪ Tell me what I wanna do now ♪ 1715 01:50:51,451 --> 01:50:54,154 (♪ "BECAUSE YOU LIVE" BY JESSE MCCARTNEY) 1716 01:50:59,626 --> 01:51:04,970 ♪ Staring out at the ♪ ♪ rain with a heavy heart ♪ 1717 01:51:04,597 --> 01:51:08,668 ♪ It's the end of the world in my mind ♪ 1718 01:51:09,602 --> 01:51:12,772 ♪ Because you live and breathe ♪ 1719 01:51:12,772 --> 01:51:16,376 ♪ Because you make me believe in myself ♪ 1720 01:51:16,409 --> 01:51:18,845 ♪ When nobody else can help ♪ 1721 01:51:19,450 --> 01:51:21,581 ♪ Because you live, girl ♪ 1722 01:51:22,215 --> 01:51:24,117 ♪ My world ♪ 1723 01:51:24,617 --> 01:51:27,454 ♪ Has twice as many stars in the sky ♪ 1724 01:51:27,821 --> 01:51:31,991 ♪ Because you live, there's a reason why ♪ 1725 01:51:32,625 --> 01:51:36,529 ♪ I want to give what you're giving me ♪ 1726 01:51:36,830 --> 01:51:39,199 ♪ Always ♪ 1727 01:51:40,667 --> 01:51:43,536 ♪ Because you live, girl ♪ 1728 01:51:43,970 --> 01:51:46,339 ♪ My world ♪ 1729 01:51:46,539 --> 01:51:49,609 ♪ Has twice as many stars in the sky ♪ 1730 01:51:50,176 --> 01:51:52,679 ♪ Because you live ♪ 1731 01:51:53,613 --> 01:51:56,649 JOE: And don't forget, the next time you're planning a family vacation, 1732 01:51:56,883 --> 01:51:58,885 consider visiting Genovia. 1733 01:51:59,352 --> 01:52:02,255 A country of majestic mountains and sunbaked beaches, 1734 01:52:02,255 --> 01:52:04,491 filled with friendly, peppy people. 1735 01:52:04,791 --> 01:52:07,994 Come see us. Genovia awaits you.