1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:05,672 [narrator] If you'll indulge for a moment my rhyming motif, 2 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:09,976 I'd like to tell you a tale of a place called the Reef. 3 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:13,130 The entire coral kingdom 4 00:00:13,790 --> 00:00:14,748 is a delight to the senses. 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:19,520 Alas, that is not where our story commences. 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,322 We're used to blue water. 7 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,824 This water would spook us. 8 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:29,362 It's the color of phlegm or possibly mucus. 9 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:32,265 And the salty sea spray 10 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:34,000 that wafts on the breeze 11 00:00:34,670 --> 00:00:37,170 is like the stuff that comes out of your nose 12 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:38,772 when you sneeze. 13 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:42,442 In this polluted and ominous swill... 14 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:46,913 there's one little fish of unusual skill 15 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,383 who would one day meet a most incredible fate, 16 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:54,254 full of fighting, romancing, becoming live bait. 17 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:58,191 I know it boggles the mind and it beggars belief, 18 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:02,729 but that's the wee lad who would one day save the Reef. 19 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,909 I don't have anything against your cousin Pearl, 20 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:17,344 except she's nuts. 21 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,512 But that doesn't mean I want to live next door to her. 22 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:21,514 But, Pike, it's safe on the Reef. 23 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:23,316 There's no fishing. The water's clean. 24 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,185 But, honey, I love Boston. 25 00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:27,587 What's the big attraction? Is it the gill nets? 26 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,889 The medical waste? The industrial pollution? 27 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:32,492 -Hey, it's never hurt me. -Oh, please, Pike. 28 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,494 Sweetie, you're so full of mercury 29 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:35,962 I could stick your tail in my mouth 30 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:37,163 and take my temperature. 31 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,565 Honey, you're exaggerating. 32 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,401 The water here is perfectly healthy. 33 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,503 -Hey, Pike. -Morning, Bob. 34 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,839 Honey-- 35 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,307 And what if Pi grows up to have three eyes? 36 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,675 -Cool. -[gulps] 37 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:52,645 Okay, but think of the cultural opportunities here. 38 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:55,515 In Boston Harbor, Pi can meet fish from all over the world. 39 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,350 Oh, like those salmon. 40 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,252 What a classy bunch they were, 41 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:01,454 all of them talking about how they just couldn't wait 42 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,123 to get upriver and... 43 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:05,425 [whispering] ...S-P-A-W-N. 44 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,360 -Spawn! -[giggles] 45 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,162 -[clears throat] -What did I tell you 46 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,964 about using language like that? 47 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,198 I'm sorry. 48 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,367 Oh, you're growing up so fast. 49 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,303 Go play. Your father and I need to talk. 50 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:19,205 -Okay. -But don't go too far. 51 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:20,473 Pike. 52 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,409 [humming a tune] 53 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,849 -Hey. -Oh, hello. 54 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:31,651 Haven't seen you around here before. 55 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:33,119 [Australian accent] I'm just passing through. 56 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,354 We're migrating. 57 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,890 You're lucky. I wish I migrated. 58 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,591 We never go anywhere. 59 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,326 You're a dolphin, right? 60 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:43,563 I'm a porpoise. Why does everyone think I'm a dolphin? 61 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,864 Percy, we've getting ready to leave. 62 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:47,200 Oh, hello, Mum. This is... 63 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,735 [Pi's mom] Pi, where are you? 64 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,380 Oh, that's my mom. I gotta go. 65 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,441 Nice meeting you. 66 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,910 Mom! Dad! I met a porpoise! 67 00:02:57,100 --> 00:03:00,313 Pi, what did I tell you about talking to strangers? 68 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:01,648 You have to be careful, son. 69 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,550 There's some weird fish in the sea. 70 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,918 Boy, I'll say. 71 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:06,553 You wouldn't believe some of the weirdoes 72 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:07,854 you see around here. 73 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:10,190 -Bob, don't help me. -[fish shouting] 74 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,591 Hey! Watch it! 75 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,930 -[fish] Hurry! -Hey, what's the rush? 76 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:14,294 [fish] It's a net. 77 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,196 Net? 78 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,330 [Pi's dad] Swim! 79 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,432 What are we gonna do, Pike? 80 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,601 Swim! Swim as fast as you can! 81 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:24,700 -What is it? -[Pi's dad] Swim, Pi! 82 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:26,439 [fish] Hurry! The net! 83 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,800 -Dad! -[Pi's dad] Swim! 84 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,509 [all shouting] 85 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,544 [fish] It's got us! 86 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:37,183 Pike, we've got to get him out of here before they-- 87 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:39,652 They're pulling it up! 88 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:43,890 Pi, try to squeeze through. 89 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,591 But what about you? 90 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,326 We're right behind you. Hurry. 91 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,128 [grunts] 92 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,310 [Pi's mom] Push, Pi. Push harder. 93 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,400 I made it! Come on! 94 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:55,680 Mom! Dad! 95 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,571 Don't let him get near the net. 96 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,675 Let go of me! I have to help 'em! 97 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,411 Pi, go to the Reef. Find your Aunt Pearl. 98 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,946 I can't. You have to go with me. 99 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:08,114 Promise me, Pi. 100 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:09,482 Promise me you'll go to the Reef. 101 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,518 Mom! Dad! 102 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:26,199 Mom. Dad. 103 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,804 We'll take you to the Reef, Pi. 104 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,872 But I can't leave. 105 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:36,109 What if-- What if they come back and I'm not here? 106 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,712 They won't be able to find me. 107 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,280 I'm sorry, Pi. 108 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:44,484 But, once the net gets you, there's no coming back. 109 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:46,520 Mom. 110 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,787 Dad. 111 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,592 [thunder crashing] 112 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,546 Come on, Pi. 113 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,587 Your turn. 114 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,190 [groans] 115 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,363 [bell clanging] 116 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,843 Hey, what's in here? 117 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,111 Let's find out. 118 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,682 [both laughing] 119 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:50,250 Hey, you kids. 120 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,122 Whoo-hoo! 121 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,393 Pi, you can do it. 122 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,797 -[giggling] -Wow. 123 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,466 -[dolphin] He's big -[Pi] Cool. 124 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:08,100 Hey, hello there. 125 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:12,105 [bugles] 126 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,406 Oh! 127 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,450 [all] Wow! 128 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:26,519 Whoa! 129 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,922 Hey, wait! Wait! 130 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,357 Whoo-hoo! 131 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,693 Whoa! 132 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:39,265 Whoa. 133 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,935 Ouch. 134 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,404 -You all right? -Try again. 135 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:48,975 Whee! 136 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,211 Look at me! 137 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:55,148 Whee! 138 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,984 Yeah! 139 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,990 Yahoo! 140 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:18,838 [chuckles] 141 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,600 Little fishy. 142 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:22,475 It's not painful when I eat you. 143 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:25,145 Pelican gonna swallow you whole. 144 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,647 Whoo-hoo! 145 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,616 Hey! What the?! 146 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,484 -[bell clanging] -Bad fishy! 147 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,353 -Hey! -Yeah! 148 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,454 [groans] 149 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,957 Whoo-hoo! 150 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,328 -[laughs] -Pi, that was brilliant. 151 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,300 You sure you won't come with us? 152 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,467 I wish I could, Perc, but I promised my mom. 153 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:48,668 There you go, dear. 154 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,360 Just follow those stones, 155 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,605 and they'll take you right to the Reef. 156 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,474 I'll never forget your help, Mum. 157 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,643 So long, Perc. 158 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,110 So long, mate. 159 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,856 [indistinct chatter] 160 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:17,864 [fish] How you doing today? 161 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:24,237 Hey! Watch it! 162 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,700 [all cheer] 163 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,543 Whoa! 164 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:33,646 [marlin] It was a 55-foot trawler. 165 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,449 They were using a three-pronged titanium steel hook 166 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,152 on 45-pound, stress-tested monofilament. 167 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,540 I must have played 'em for three hours 168 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,523 before the line finally snapped and they got away. 169 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,959 [Cuban accent] 55-foot trawler. Right. 170 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,280 Oh, like I haven't heard that one before. 171 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,329 I tell you, that boat gets bigger 172 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,310 every time he tells the story. 173 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,799 [Pi] Excuse me. 174 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,268 What's the matter, boychik? You lost? 175 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,770 How's that? What'd he say? 176 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:59,390 He says he's lost, you deaf marlin! 177 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,740 Actually, I'm looking for my Aunt Pearl. 178 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,409 You're looking for a squirrel? 179 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:03,943 No, no, Pearl. 180 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,812 He's looking for the crazy lady. 181 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,147 Oye. Come here. 182 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,716 She lives right down there, chico. 183 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,252 [indistinct chatter] 184 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,553 Thank you. 185 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,940 [camera shutters click] 186 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,963 [dance music playing] 187 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,799 [crab] That is right, darling. 188 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,467 Work with me. 189 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,239 Now take it to the edge. Yes. Take it to the edge. 190 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,775 Take it right to the edge. 191 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,410 You're right at the edge! 192 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,790 Bring it back. Bring it back. 193 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:40,680 Ah, yes. 194 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,490 Oh, magnifique. 195 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,852 -Who is that? -"Who is that?" 196 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,554 That's Cordelia, dude. 197 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:48,788 Where have you been? 198 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,156 I just got into town. 199 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,191 Oh. 200 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,892 Welcome to the Scab, dude. 201 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,728 Perhaps you should wear it up. 202 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:58,640 Oh, yes. Sleek, sophisticated. 203 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,567 Like Audrey Hepburn, only better, 204 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:01,768 with scales. 205 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,370 [camera shutters click] 206 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,604 She's beautiful. 207 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,473 Oh, yeah. She's a model. 208 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,242 She's been on the cover of National Geographic. 209 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,577 Twice. 210 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,450 Don't look over here. 211 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,147 Don't look over here. Ignore me. Ignore me. 212 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,515 Look at me! Look at me! 213 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,916 -I've gotta meet her. -Whoa there, newbie. 214 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:19,520 Take my advice, and worship from afar. 215 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,655 [camera shutters clicking] 216 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,345 Huh? What? 217 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,780 [crab] No, no, no, no! 218 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,150 You're ruined my shot. Buffoon! Buffoon! 219 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,851 Can we please keep the local riffraff out of my shot? 220 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,219 Is that too much to ask? 221 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,689 Sorry. I'm sorry. 222 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,591 That's your good side. 223 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,270 That is a wrap, people. 224 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:02,429 I don't blame you, mon cher. 225 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,664 You were sublime, as always. 226 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,132 Thank you, Max. 227 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,368 Bellissima. Ciao. 228 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,704 Hey, I'm sorry. 229 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,772 I didn't mean to mess things up back there. 230 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:15,608 Don't worry about it. They'll be back. 231 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,110 Oh, cool, cool. 232 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,914 So, I'm Pi. 233 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,582 I'm new in town. 234 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,817 Really? 235 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,118 I couldn't tell. 236 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,420 Yeah, I just swam in from Boston. 237 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,622 Boston? That's a long way. 238 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,859 Well, you know, I'm pretty strong for my size. 239 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,127 Check these mussels. 240 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,229 -Hey! -Hands off the merchandise. 241 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,732 -Ow! Hey, easy, man! -[Cordelia laughs] 242 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,367 Cute and funny. 243 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,968 What did you say your name was? 244 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,470 I'm Pi. 245 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,807 Well, Pi from Boston, welcome to the Reef. 246 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,900 [giggles] Dude! 247 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,577 She actually talked to you. 248 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,446 That's fully the most awesome thing I've ever... 249 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,751 seen. 250 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,692 [laughs] 251 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,196 Cordelia, look out! 252 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,898 Dude, don't! 253 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,660 He's a shark! 254 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,300 Oh. 255 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,700 Hello, fellas. 256 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,571 Hey, hey! Somebody help me. 257 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:22,275 -Here you go, Mr. Crab. -Oh, thank you so very much. 258 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,778 I have been wrong-side up all day, 259 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,446 and it has been most uncomfortable. 260 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,647 Oh! 261 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,822 Ugh! You taste like tuna. 262 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,891 You are what you eat. [laughs] 263 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,794 You're disgusting, Troy. Why can't you leave me alone? 264 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,429 But you are alone, sweet gills. 265 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,631 You got no family, no one to protect you 266 00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:46,533 from the dangers of the deep. 267 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,301 The only danger in this part of the deep is you. 268 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,471 Well, then, all the more reason to get on my good side. 269 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:54,741 You need someone to look after you. 270 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,609 I don't need a rude, egotistical bully 271 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,345 with a bad case of tuna breath. 272 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,130 -Back off. -Pi. 273 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,581 -What'd you say? -You heard me. 274 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:02,849 Leave her alone. 275 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,984 What are you gonna do about it, chum? 276 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,619 I'm gonna... 277 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,621 You're gonna. Oh, yeah. 278 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,557 Yeah, you're going to take a little trip 279 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,225 through my digestive system. 280 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,460 -[laughs] -Ow. 281 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,861 Man, you're getting chunky, see? 282 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,830 Used to be easy to stuff you into this hole. 283 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,631 We're gonna have to find a bigger hole 284 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,433 or a skinnier nerd. 285 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,268 Yecch! 286 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,371 No more beating up bed-wetters. 287 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,339 -Eww. -I'm grossed out. 288 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,775 Let's get out of here. 289 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,770 Nobody goes into my hole. Nobody. 290 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,146 I can pick my own nose. 291 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,181 Forget about him. He doesn't know what he's saying. 292 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,416 Yeah. 293 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,817 [grunts] 294 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,954 Yeah, well, that tends to happen 295 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:43,289 when you get smacked in the head. 296 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,891 Oh, hey! 297 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,193 You're a coward, Troy. You only come to the Reef 298 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,295 because we're small and easy to push around. 299 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,598 Why don't you try this act out there, in the open sea, 300 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,266 where there's fish as big as you? 301 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,668 I got a soft spot, Cordelia, 302 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,269 for fine-looking fish like you. 303 00:13:57,771 --> 00:14:00,874 But don't push me too far. I'm Troy. 304 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,909 [grunting] 305 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,378 Who's the shark who's more bite than bark? 306 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,713 -Troy. -Troy. 307 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,314 Who's faster than a beam of light? 308 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,383 Who's got the teeth that are pearly white? 309 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,951 -[both] Troy. -Who gets the applause 310 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:13,620 'cause he's got the jaws? 311 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,889 Who can do what he wants just because? 312 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,791 Who ain't afraid of no lobster claws? 313 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,920 -Troy. -Troy. 314 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,694 Hey, that's me! 315 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:23,730 I'll be back when you're done playing mommy 316 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,432 to that little hunk of bait. 317 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,933 Vamanos. 318 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,774 You got fully thrashed, dude. 319 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,609 -Huh? -Axed. 320 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,178 Hemoed. Smeared. 321 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,979 Creamed. Obliterated. 322 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,749 Flattened. Murdered. Wipeout! 323 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,552 That wasn't the smartest thing I've ever seen. 324 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,187 He hit me when I wasn't looking. 325 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,189 There's only one dangerous place on the Reef, 326 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,558 and that's between Troy and whatever he wants. 327 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,993 Go home, and take care of yourself. 328 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,290 -Cordelia! -Troy is my problem, 329 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,990 and I don't want anyone else getting hurt on my account. 330 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,300 But... 331 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,971 Busy first day, dude. 332 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,906 Yeah. 333 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,409 Listen, I've got to find my aunt Pearl. 334 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,910 She's supposed to be this weird 335 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,979 kind of new-age fortuneteller type. 336 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,582 Sort of cuckoo, you know, crazy. 337 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,250 Basically insane. 338 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,519 You don't happen to know her, do you? 339 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,988 Yeah, dude. She's my mom. 340 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,920 Ohm. 341 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,395 I see it. Yes. 342 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,729 O-Oh, boy. 343 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,264 That doesn't look good. 344 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,532 What do you see? 345 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,300 Will my dreams come true? 346 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,169 Well, that depends. 347 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,380 -On what? -Do your dreams involve 348 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,373 sitting on a sink next to a bottle of dishwashing liquid? 349 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,760 This can't be. My cousin's a luffa. 350 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,312 She's exfoliated some of the most prominent backsides around. 351 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,214 But I get to scrub pots? 352 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,849 No! 353 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,751 Curse you, star-crossed destiny! 354 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,753 -[yelps] -Sponges. 355 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,355 They're all so emotional. 356 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,624 At least she's not sucking on a clamshell all day 357 00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,159 just trying to make you look pretty. 358 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,860 Sorry, Madge. 359 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:04,631 -Dude. -Dylan. 360 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,267 Oh, Pi! You made it. 361 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,536 -You knew I was coming? -Of course, darling. 362 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,171 While meditating, 363 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,274 my astral form achieved a transcendent communion 364 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,943 with none other than the Spirit of the Sea, 365 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,647 and it revealed to me a vision of your arrival. 366 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,150 Yeah, and a passing porpoise 367 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,250 mentioned you were in the neighborhood. 368 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,553 Then you know what happened to my parents. 369 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,890 Oh, Pi, I'm so sorry. 370 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,758 But I think they're in a better place now. 371 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,660 Yeah. In a sushi bar. 372 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,829 -Can it, starfish. -Don't hurt me! 373 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,832 The Reef is where you'll find your destiny, honey. 374 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,267 Give me your fin. I'll tell your fortune. 375 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,936 Oh, fish. 376 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:44,371 Wow! 377 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,574 Boy, let's see chapter two. 378 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,677 Mm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 379 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,946 Hey, I can't wait to see how this ends. 380 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:56,850 Here comes the full-on dorsal-fin probe. 381 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,118 I don't really believe in that stuff. 382 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,253 But, Pi, you've got to believe. 383 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,156 The Reef is a place where dreams come true. 384 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,258 Unless you happen to be a sponge. 385 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,626 Oh. 386 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,995 Now, Pi, the Reef is paradise, 387 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,698 and you can go anywhere you want. 388 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,330 But stay away from the old wreck. 389 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,668 It's haunted by dead pirates. 390 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,736 -Cool. -And, most important of all, 391 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,173 we never, ever, ever go to Flatbottom. 392 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,343 -What's Flatbottom? -It's a place we never go. 393 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,811 [humming a tune] 394 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,614 Oh, Mom, you're not going out in public 395 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,782 like that, are you? 396 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:32,218 I like to have a little star quality. 397 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,220 Plus, it gives me more height 398 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,857 and helps to de-emphasize my, ahem, tail fin. 399 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,726 I'm gonna need some time to freshen up first. 400 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,628 I got, like, five armpits over here. 401 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,829 Oh! 402 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,980 [indistinct chatter] 403 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:51,710 Hold your seahorses. Is that Ricky Marlin? 404 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,506 No, Mother, it isn't. 405 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,741 No, huh? 406 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:56,910 But almost. 407 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,979 Oh, hello, Dr. Tang. 408 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,149 -Mwah. -Oh. 409 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,510 Huh? 410 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,654 He's a very prominent sturgeon. 411 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,989 You see why I always try to look my best? 412 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,491 You never know who you might meet. 413 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,827 Oh, boy. 414 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:16,596 [grunts and giggles] 415 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,398 What do you think? 416 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,660 [crab] What? No. Huh? 417 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,369 No, no, it clashes with the beer can. 418 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,304 I think it'd look better over here. 419 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,730 [groans] You're crushing my creative instinct. 420 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:30,310 Check out the bling-bling on Miss Thing. 421 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,790 Oh, hello, you two. 422 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,749 More like J-Lo jellyfish. So crazy. 423 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,951 -Hi! -Looking good, girlfriend! 424 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,820 Oh, you two are such fresh fish. 425 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,556 Don't. Stop. 426 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,758 Don't stop. 427 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,590 [both giggle] 428 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,227 Oh, clams. 429 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,429 I'm late for my healing crystal seminar 430 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,197 -at the monkfish monastery, -Oh, Mom. 431 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:55,301 So, Dylan, I want you to introduce Pi around, okay? 432 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,237 -Yeah. Sure. -Thanks, sweetie. 433 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,739 -Mwah... -Dude, no PDPA, remember? 434 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,740 PDPA? 435 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,909 "Public Displays of Parental Affection." 436 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:04,411 Excuse me, sir. 437 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,179 I'm not proud. 438 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,814 Aww. 439 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,316 Dude, that was totally feebish. 440 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,190 You can't be that big a feeb and expect to hang out with me. 441 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,888 [Pi] Well, how big a feeb can I be? 442 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,790 Well, you can't be more than 30% feeb 443 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,158 and no more than 15% dork. 444 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,359 Hey! 445 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,994 What's that? 446 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:23,463 [Dylan] That's the old pirate ship. 447 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,798 -Cool. Come on. -Oh... 448 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,466 no way, dude. No way. 449 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,634 It's totally off-limits. 450 00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,350 Dude, I-I... 451 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:30,870 Man, don't you listen? 452 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,339 You're not afraid of ghosts, are you? 453 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,341 No! I'm not afraid of anything. 454 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,676 But, dude, there's a totally spooky turtle 455 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,944 that lives in there. 456 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,447 A spooky turtle? 457 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,349 No. No. Yeah. No. 458 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,351 But, yeah-- But he's a wizard turtle. 459 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,452 He's like a... 460 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,188 And he really doesn't like visitors. 461 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,389 Dude. 462 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,424 Oh, fish! 463 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,927 Okay, can we please just go? Please? 464 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,429 That's him. You see? 465 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,864 That's Nerissa. 466 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,807 -[loud thump] -[both scream] 467 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,112 Can we please not do that again? 468 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:15,615 So, dude, you think you're gonna see that Cordelia? 469 00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:17,817 Ugh. Not if she sees me first. 470 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,688 Don't be negatory, bro. I think she really liked you. 471 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,456 -She thinks I'm an idiot. -True. 472 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,592 Well, maybe she likes idiots. 473 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,994 You know, it's kinda like having a friend and a pet at the same time. 474 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,196 So how bad is the shark problem around here? 475 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,332 Well, reef's too shallow for most sharks, 476 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,635 but Troy comes around. Whee! Fun for me. 477 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,270 Him and his buddies. 478 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,705 -Why? -Ohh! 479 00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:40,473 'Cause he's got a thing for Cordelia, dude. 480 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,574 Don't you listen? 481 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,144 His buddies come mostly to stuff my head 482 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,679 into a lobster hole. 483 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,814 Yeah, like nobody's thought of that before. 484 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,449 -Uh-oh. -What is it? 485 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,318 -[Dylan] Flatbottom. -[Pi] It's the open sea. 486 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,554 Why is everyone so afraid of this place? 487 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,222 I'm not afraid! 488 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,625 But we're outside the wildlife sanctuary. 489 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,494 You see? And this is where the humans come with their nets 490 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,697 and their-- their hooks and their sharp things. 491 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:04,898 Oh. 492 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:06,966 A net. 493 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:09,690 [Dylan] Oh, no. 494 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,541 [both gasp] 495 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,609 [Pi whimpering] 496 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,111 [Dylan] Bye-bye. 497 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,150 Dylan? 498 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,454 Dylan? Dylan? 499 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,446 Aw, what happened to you, little fella? 500 00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:56,783 Are you all right? 501 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:57,984 [screams] 502 00:21:58,510 --> 00:21:59,753 Cordelia! 503 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,220 -Don't panic. -What is it? 504 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,857 Haven't you ever seen a lure? 505 00:22:03,957 --> 00:22:06,292 Of course you haven't. There's no fishing on the Reef. 506 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,228 This must have been carried here by the current. 507 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,960 -What do I do? -Don't worry. 508 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:12,320 Let's go find somebody who can help. 509 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:14,367 [Pi] We need some help over here! 510 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:19,572 Front and center, girlfriend. We got emergency. 511 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:20,774 Look. 512 00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:23,900 Oh, honey. That is so not you. 513 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,477 I tell you, these kids today, 514 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,913 with their extreme sports and their piercings. 515 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,381 Guys, it was an accident. 516 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,750 I thought it was a smelt in distress. 517 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,652 You were supposed to, honey. 518 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,154 Good likeness. 519 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:36,856 Looks like a smelt I knew back in San Francisco. 520 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,358 Ah, what a weekend that was. 521 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:41,270 Oh, no, not this story again. 522 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,630 -Can you take it out? -Absolutely. 523 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,864 But you're going to have to help me big-time. 524 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,332 -Me? -Okay. 525 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,102 You lay back like I'm giving you nice pedicure. 526 00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:51,438 Now what I need you to do, take her fin. 527 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,906 That's right. And, honey, 528 00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:56,376 I want you to look in his eyes, okay? 529 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,978 Okay, Now this isn't going to hurt... 530 00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:00,213 me. 531 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,480 You gonna be a big, brave girl. 532 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,750 I will. 533 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,952 She will. 534 00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:07,754 -She was! -Ha-ha! 535 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,580 -How do you feel? -Okay, I think. 536 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:14,260 I guess I was more scared than hurt. 537 00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,496 But I don't know what I would've done 538 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,865 if you hadn't been there, Pi. 539 00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:20,700 How'd you wind up down here? 540 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,769 I made a promise. 541 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,772 Or maybe it's destiny. 542 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:29,209 Um, there's a big show tonight at the Amphitheater. 543 00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:31,544 Normally I'd skip it, but thought... 544 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,348 well, if you want to go... 545 00:23:35,382 --> 00:23:38,218 -[bell clanging] -Whoo-hoo! 546 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,286 Whoo-hoo! 547 00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:41,888 -Bong, bong! -[clanging] 548 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,757 Bong, bong! 549 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,580 [laughs] 550 00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:46,860 We got it. 551 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,728 [all chuckle] 552 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:51,998 Getting and keeping are two different things. 553 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:54,234 Back off, before you get hurt. 554 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,736 [humming a tune] 555 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,471 * Got a date with Cordelia 556 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,874 * 'Cause you're A big, bad fish, yeah * 557 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,542 Zip it, Harry Codfish, Jr. 558 00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:05,478 -Where have you been? -I was hiding out. 559 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,380 -[Pi] From who? -[Dylan] Squidnappers. 560 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:10,617 They're trying to steal Nerissa's blue pearl, buddy boy. 561 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:11,851 Well, come on. 562 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,153 Dude! 563 00:24:13,987 --> 00:24:15,689 Oh, fish! 564 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:17,390 Now, I'm no fortuneteller, boys, 565 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,993 but I can predict three things that aren't gonna happen. 566 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,495 You see, I'm not gonna get hurt, 567 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,300 I'm not gonna back off, 568 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:27,333 and you three aren't leaving here with that pearl. 569 00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:28,902 -We've gotta do something. -Dude... 570 00:24:29,350 --> 00:24:30,704 getting beat up once a day ain't good enough? 571 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,138 There's three of 'em. 572 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,973 -Get him! -Ha ha! 573 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,477 Come on, guys. 574 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:41,514 [all yell] 575 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,510 Ha! 576 00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:47,287 Hyah! 577 00:24:47,387 --> 00:24:48,955 You took left. 578 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:50,824 Ow! 579 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,459 Oops. Hmm. 580 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:53,860 Hey, come back here. 581 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:02,135 [grunts] Trick or treat. 582 00:25:05,305 --> 00:25:06,840 [screams and yelps] 583 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,609 [chuckles] 584 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:17,317 Quit now, before you're calamari. 585 00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:20,387 I got the sauce right here. I'm not afraid to use it. 586 00:25:20,487 --> 00:25:22,155 [squid] That's it, turtle. 587 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:27,794 Hah! 588 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,334 [screams] 589 00:25:34,434 --> 00:25:37,370 I don't feel so good! 590 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:40,974 See you later. 591 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:44,477 [cries out] 592 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,146 -[muffled speech] -[belches] 593 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:49,716 Oh, such big heads. Such tiny brains. 594 00:25:49,783 --> 00:25:52,952 Whoa, turtlely awesome. 595 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,221 Oh! Let's go. 596 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,260 [indistinct chattering] 597 00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:02,996 That old turtle's unbelievable. 598 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:04,497 [marlin] You boys saw Nerissa? 599 00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:05,799 [marlin 2] Speak up, son. 600 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:07,167 We saw Nerissa fight some squids. 601 00:26:07,267 --> 00:26:08,668 He was amazing. 602 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:12,572 Of course. That's why they call him el macho tortuga. 603 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,674 Man, he's got the moves for an old coot. 604 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,277 Oh, sorry about that, old coots. 605 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:19,346 -Huh? -He said, "Old coot." 606 00:26:19,479 --> 00:26:20,780 I did not toot. 607 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,716 Why don't you accuse Manny for once? 608 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,218 He blasts out more bubbles than a scuba diver. 609 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,354 What'd you say, man? Hold up a second. 610 00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:28,655 What'd you say? 611 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,856 That's it, viejo loco. 612 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:32,425 I've had enough of your insults. 613 00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:34,394 -En garde! -[farts] 614 00:26:34,461 --> 00:26:36,620 [marlin 2] En garde! 615 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:39,799 Spirit of the Sea, 616 00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:44,504 we ask your help in contacting Uncle Phil. 617 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:46,473 He was last seen... 618 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:48,742 * La, la, la, la La, la, la, la * 619 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,410 I'm not listening. I'm not listening to this. 620 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:52,545 -* La, la, la, la, la, la, la -What are you doing? 621 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,214 Dude, you saw what was going on down there, 622 00:26:54,247 --> 00:26:56,983 my mom with all her voodoo mumbo jumbo. 623 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,119 Those séances are totally embarrassing. 624 00:26:59,152 --> 00:27:00,754 You know what? I think you're right. 625 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,789 I think swimming through the middle of the room, going... 626 00:27:02,856 --> 00:27:04,157 * La, la, la, la La, la, la, la * 627 00:27:04,224 --> 00:27:05,558 is much more dignified. 628 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,694 So, what's that thing your mom's always staring at? 629 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,997 Oh, that's the pearl my dad gave her. 630 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,901 You know the old saying, "Give a girl a pearl." 631 00:27:16,236 --> 00:27:18,371 Why would anyone want to give a girl a pearl? 632 00:27:18,438 --> 00:27:19,973 'Cause, if she accepts it, 633 00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:21,808 it means you'll be together forever. 634 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,977 Anyways, my mom thinks hers is magic. 635 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:25,879 Hey, that's what those squids 636 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:28,480 were trying to steal from Nerissa, a pearl. 637 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,749 You don't think he's going to ask some girl 638 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,151 to marry him, do you? 639 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:32,452 Oh, gross! 640 00:27:32,552 --> 00:27:34,870 No, dude. 641 00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:36,890 He's, like, 200 years old. That's disgusting. 642 00:27:36,189 --> 00:27:38,358 [shudders] 643 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,160 [indistinct chattering] 644 00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:44,130 [grunts] 645 00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:50,360 -Hi. -Hey. 646 00:27:54,207 --> 00:27:55,408 [audience cheers] 647 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,544 [band plays fanfare] 648 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,800 It's showtime! 649 00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:03,316 [inhales] 650 00:28:04,384 --> 00:28:07,787 Welcome to the Reef Amphitheater. 651 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,255 We are proud to present 652 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,958 the Caribbean's most famous adventurer, 653 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,394 who is here tonight to tell the thrilling tales 654 00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:17,530 of his encounters with the sea's most fearsome creatures. 655 00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:21,735 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Thornton 656 00:28:21,835 --> 00:28:24,437 and his backup prawns, the Kim Chis. 657 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,139 [audience cheers] 658 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,711 [orchestral music plays] 659 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,289 [drumroll] 660 00:28:53,633 --> 00:28:57,237 I could make you all gasp with just an average story, 661 00:28:57,337 --> 00:29:00,273 for even my typical tales are scary and gory. 662 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:03,376 But I know the adventure you're aching to hear, 663 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:05,945 the most stupendous 664 00:29:06,790 --> 00:29:10,250 and horrendous battle 665 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:14,454 of my entire career. 666 00:29:14,554 --> 00:29:17,190 [prawns] He faced a creature that would make you faint dead with fear. 667 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:19,793 The most hideous sea monster to ever appear. 668 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:23,430 It had two mouths, and on each mouth a sneer. 669 00:29:23,496 --> 00:29:24,698 [prawns] It had two heads 670 00:29:24,798 --> 00:29:26,399 and looked like a giant brassiere. 671 00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:30,670 I faced a sea monster, but I didn't make tracks. 672 00:29:30,737 --> 00:29:34,941 I stood face-to-face and fought off her attacks. 673 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,210 And I know that you'll want to get all of the facts. 674 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:40,447 So stick a fin in your ear and dig out the wax. 675 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:43,616 [prawns] Dig the wax from your ears. You'll seem more debonair, 676 00:29:43,717 --> 00:29:46,152 'cause it looks like you've stuck two big candles in there. 677 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:51,358 It was a monstrous sea monster, the size of a tanker. 678 00:29:51,424 --> 00:29:54,828 -What did you do? -I capsized and sank her. 679 00:29:54,928 --> 00:29:56,329 And then were you through? 680 00:29:56,429 --> 00:29:59,466 Not a bit. She was brawny, and strong as an anchor. 681 00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,868 I had to get tough. 682 00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:05,138 I tickled and spanked her. 683 00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:07,574 [prawns] What an amazing sight. 684 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:09,743 When it was over, I thanked her, 685 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:13,613 because I am always polite. 686 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,216 I'm fairly certain this guy is full of blowfish. 687 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:19,319 I hear you say, "But." And you say, "Tut, tut." 688 00:30:19,386 --> 00:30:20,987 -[all gasp] -Things are not always 689 00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:22,355 what they appear. 690 00:30:22,422 --> 00:30:25,658 I may have gray whiskers and an oversized rear... 691 00:30:25,759 --> 00:30:27,427 [prawns] His butt is humongous. 692 00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:28,995 It must weigh a ton. 693 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:31,731 It frightens small children and blots out the sun. 694 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,199 [audience snickers] 695 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,669 Are you mad? You'll ruin me. 696 00:30:35,735 --> 00:30:39,172 [prawns] It's a big, bulging, billowing blubber-stuffed rump. 697 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:42,409 It's bigger by far than a humpback whale's hump. 698 00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:43,777 [laughter] 699 00:30:45,178 --> 00:30:46,513 Hey. Oh. 700 00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:47,981 Egads. Bring up the music. 701 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,716 Hit it, boys, quickly. 702 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:52,520 [prawns, chanting] Go, Thornton. You're humongous. 703 00:30:52,152 --> 00:30:54,154 -[laughs] -Go, Thornton. You're humongous. 704 00:30:54,254 --> 00:30:56,189 Go, Thornton. You're humongous. 705 00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:57,857 -Go, Thornton. You're humongous. -Thank you. 706 00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:00,600 [audience cheers] 707 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:03,730 [laughter and chatter] 708 00:31:03,830 --> 00:31:06,466 That was an amazing story. 709 00:31:10,337 --> 00:31:12,372 It's getting late. I guess I better go. 710 00:31:12,472 --> 00:31:14,674 No, wait. Don't go. 711 00:31:14,741 --> 00:31:16,142 Not yet. 712 00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:17,944 Well, I... 713 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,214 Hey, have you ever been to the surface? 714 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:22,449 No. 715 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:24,984 Come on. 716 00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:33,993 Wow. 717 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,262 See that set of stars over there? 718 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,310 That's called the Big Dipper. 719 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:39,999 And that over there is the Little Dipper. 720 00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:42,268 I had no idea. 721 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:44,700 [Pi] And up there is Leo 722 00:31:44,137 --> 00:31:45,772 and, next to it, Gemini. 723 00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:47,874 And see that one over there? 724 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:49,409 Well, that's me. 725 00:31:49,509 --> 00:31:50,610 Huh? 726 00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:52,112 Those stars are called Pisces. 727 00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:55,215 "Pi" is short for Pisces. 728 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,180 Beautiful. 729 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:02,789 [Troy] Boo. 730 00:32:02,856 --> 00:32:04,491 Let's get out of here. 731 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:06,192 Hurry, Cordelia. 732 00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:07,894 [laughs] 733 00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:10,897 You'd better be scared. 734 00:32:14,868 --> 00:32:16,469 Well, hello. 735 00:32:16,536 --> 00:32:17,837 Go, Pi. Leave me. 736 00:32:17,904 --> 00:32:19,390 I won't. 737 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,473 -[grunts] -No. 738 00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:24,511 -[Troy laughs] -Leave him alone. 739 00:32:24,577 --> 00:32:26,379 Oh, well, now I'm confused, baby, 740 00:32:26,479 --> 00:32:29,490 because I thought you wanted to be left alone, 741 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:31,170 and yet I find you swimming around 742 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,552 with that piece of chum. 743 00:32:32,652 --> 00:32:34,754 It's none of your business what I do, Troy. 744 00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:36,222 You don't own me. 745 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:37,957 I'm a tiger shark, baby. 746 00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:39,993 I own whatever I can take, 747 00:32:40,930 --> 00:32:42,462 and I take whatever I want. 748 00:32:42,529 --> 00:32:43,863 [laughs] 749 00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:45,131 [barracuda] Troy. 750 00:32:45,231 --> 00:32:46,633 -Can I eat him? -No, please, me. 751 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:47,767 Hmm. 752 00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,103 Eenie, meeney, miney... 753 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,905 -Troy! -Oh, what the heck. 754 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,540 Why don't you each just take half? 755 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:58,411 No! Troy, if you let them do this, I'll never forgive you. 756 00:32:58,478 --> 00:32:59,612 Forgiveness? 757 00:32:59,713 --> 00:33:01,715 I don't need your stinking forgiveness. 758 00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:02,916 [laughs] 759 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,818 Please. Please. 760 00:33:04,918 --> 00:33:06,319 If you don't hurt him... 761 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:09,622 I'll do anything 762 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:12,392 Like "anything," anything? 763 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:14,594 -[grunting] -If you leave Pi alone, 764 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:16,663 and promise never to come to the Reef again, 765 00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:18,798 then I'll... 766 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:20,734 -I'll... -Yeah? 767 00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:22,902 accept your pearl. 768 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,137 No. 769 00:33:24,237 --> 00:33:25,939 -Hey! -Ow. 770 00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:27,540 Let our little chum go. 771 00:33:27,607 --> 00:33:29,142 [both grunt] 772 00:33:29,209 --> 00:33:31,411 Cordelia, you can't. 773 00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:34,247 I will be back at the next full moon. 774 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:37,317 Wait 'til you see the pearl 775 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:38,818 I'm going to bring you, little girl. 776 00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,620 [chuckles] 777 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,889 You'll change your mind about me then. 778 00:33:42,956 --> 00:33:44,224 Vamanos. 779 00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:48,228 So, baby, when I get back, be ready. 780 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:52,232 Oh, I got 30 days to live it up and party. 781 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:54,768 Who's the hotshot who can't be caught? 782 00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:56,302 -[henchmen] Troy! -Pi. 783 00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:58,738 [Troy] Who's twice as mean as an ocelot? 784 00:33:58,838 --> 00:34:00,240 [henchmen] Troy! 785 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:02,709 Oh, Pi. 786 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:16,423 [Nerissa] What could I do? 787 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,580 You know the rules of the sea. 788 00:34:18,158 --> 00:34:20,427 You can't leave a man adrift like that. 789 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:22,696 Ow. My head. 790 00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:24,130 Hmm. 791 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,299 I wouldn't be so hasty, kid. 792 00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:29,769 That shark did quite a number on your sorry tail. 793 00:34:29,869 --> 00:34:32,380 How did I get here? 794 00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:35,342 Well, the currents brought you here and dumped you outside. 795 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:37,177 If it wasn't for your pretty lady friend-- 796 00:34:37,277 --> 00:34:39,790 Cordelia. Is she all right? 797 00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,780 She spent the night bawling at your side. 798 00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:42,480 I finally had to send her home 799 00:34:42,182 --> 00:34:43,383 to get some peace and quiet around here. 800 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:45,510 I've got to stop her. 801 00:34:45,118 --> 00:34:47,120 She's going to accept Troy's pearl. 802 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:48,588 I'm sorry, kid. 803 00:34:48,688 --> 00:34:50,857 She seemed very determined to go through with it. 804 00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:52,359 Then I'll stop Troy. 805 00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:53,860 You're gonna stop a tiger shark? 806 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,290 Is that what just came out of your mouth just now? 807 00:34:56,129 --> 00:34:57,497 [sighs] 808 00:34:57,597 --> 00:34:58,798 Yeah. 809 00:34:58,832 --> 00:35:00,660 You're right. 810 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:03,336 Determined women and tiger sharks. 811 00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:04,938 You don't pick easy fights, do you, kid? 812 00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:06,439 Well, what about you? 813 00:35:06,506 --> 00:35:08,308 I ain't helping you with your love life, kid. 814 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:10,100 -Forget it. -Everybody says you're a wizard. 815 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,978 -Oh, do they, now? -Yeah 816 00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:13,380 And I saw you beat those squids, 817 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,914 three of 'em at once. 818 00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:16,216 You totally rocked. 819 00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:17,617 Can you help me fight Troy? 820 00:35:17,717 --> 00:35:19,519 Go fight your own battles, kid. 821 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:20,653 Please. 822 00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:23,156 Haven't you ever been in love before? 823 00:35:24,157 --> 00:35:25,392 I'm sorry. 824 00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:39,973 Hey, boychik. 825 00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:42,742 Why the long face? 826 00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:44,711 I bet it's about a girl. 827 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:46,112 Did you say Pearl? 828 00:35:46,179 --> 00:35:47,914 Actually, that's my problem. 829 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,783 The girl I like, Cordelia, 830 00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:51,551 she's gonna accept Troy's pearl. 831 00:35:51,618 --> 00:35:53,420 That Troy's a punk! 832 00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:55,655 Why, back in my day, 833 00:35:55,789 --> 00:35:58,191 we-- we knew how to handle sharks like that. 834 00:35:58,291 --> 00:35:59,793 Ay caramba, here we go again. 835 00:35:59,859 --> 00:36:01,895 -You never fought a shark, Jack. -Oh, yes, I did. 836 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:05,231 Took on a 25-foot hammerhead back in '71. 837 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:06,599 -Really? -[Jack] Yep. 838 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,268 Poked him right in the keister, 839 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:10,937 right where the sun never shined. Ha ha! 840 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,239 He'll never forget me. I'll guarantee you that. 841 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:17,100 I wouldn't put a whole lot of stock in what Jack says, chico. 842 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:18,378 You calling me crazy? 843 00:36:18,478 --> 00:36:20,914 You questioning my credibility, boy? 844 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:24,651 For about the tenth time today, yes! 845 00:36:24,751 --> 00:36:26,353 All right, that's it. Put 'em up. 846 00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:28,755 -En garde! -[farts] 847 00:36:28,822 --> 00:36:30,390 [both yell] 848 00:36:35,328 --> 00:36:36,896 Wow. 849 00:36:36,930 --> 00:36:39,733 Hey, would you guys help me fight Troy? 850 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:41,368 Get the seacup out of your mouth, son. 851 00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:42,535 Speak up. 852 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:46,106 He wants us to fight the shark. 853 00:36:46,172 --> 00:36:47,807 -Um... -[farts] 854 00:36:47,941 --> 00:36:49,342 Ay, ay, ay. 855 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:50,810 My back. 856 00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:53,546 Man, these cartilage crabs are killing me. 857 00:36:53,613 --> 00:36:54,848 Ugh. 858 00:36:54,981 --> 00:36:56,116 Well, you see, 859 00:36:56,182 --> 00:36:58,151 we're what you call past our prime. 860 00:36:58,218 --> 00:36:59,619 Past our prime? 861 00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:02,550 We're old and feeble and over the hill. 862 00:37:02,188 --> 00:37:04,257 We're nearly buried, boychik. 863 00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:05,759 Listen, fighting, it's-- 864 00:37:05,825 --> 00:37:07,360 it's a young man's game. 865 00:37:07,427 --> 00:37:10,463 You need someone with a little more "oomph" to his swim, 866 00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:11,798 if you know what I'm talking about, 867 00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:14,334 someone more robust and sportin'. 868 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:16,690 Thornton? What about Thornton? 869 00:37:16,169 --> 00:37:18,905 That's it. Someone more like Thornton. 870 00:37:18,972 --> 00:37:20,273 Thornton? Ugh! 871 00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:23,410 Well, what have I got to lose? 872 00:37:24,811 --> 00:37:28,415 Did I ever tell you boys about the time I freed Willy? 873 00:37:28,515 --> 00:37:30,750 -Oy. -Ay caramba. 874 00:37:33,853 --> 00:37:36,856 Now there's one minor change I want to make to the act. 875 00:37:36,956 --> 00:37:40,160 There will be no further references 876 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,950 to my rear end. 877 00:37:42,195 --> 00:37:43,530 [all giggle] 878 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:46,660 You will cease comparing its size and appearance 879 00:37:46,132 --> 00:37:48,168 to, A, a tugboat, 880 00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:50,670 B, the planet Jupiter, 881 00:37:50,737 --> 00:37:52,572 -or C-- -[Pi] Mr. Thornton? 882 00:37:52,672 --> 00:37:54,974 You're a little early for the show, my boy. 883 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:56,543 My girl's engaged to a shark. 884 00:37:56,609 --> 00:37:58,144 [prawns] Shark? Aah! 885 00:37:58,211 --> 00:37:59,512 Shark? Where? Where? 886 00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:01,915 -My girl's engaged to a shark. -Oh! Oh! 887 00:38:01,981 --> 00:38:03,650 Your girl's engaged to a shark. 888 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:06,186 Shocking. Absolutely shocking. 889 00:38:06,252 --> 00:38:07,854 He's gonna take Cordelia away. 890 00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:10,190 -[prawns] Aww. -[Pi] I need your help. 891 00:38:10,256 --> 00:38:11,391 Will you fight him? 892 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:13,159 You want me to fight a shark? 893 00:38:13,226 --> 00:38:14,828 You've come unhinged, lad. 894 00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:16,396 I thought you fought a sea monster 895 00:38:16,496 --> 00:38:17,630 as big as an oil tanker. 896 00:38:17,697 --> 00:38:19,990 Who said that? 897 00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:21,434 You did. Last night. 898 00:38:21,534 --> 00:38:24,671 I did? Oh, yes, that's right. I did. 899 00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:27,340 Yes, but you see, that doesn't count, 900 00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:29,109 because I said it in rhyme. 901 00:38:29,209 --> 00:38:33,880 That is what we call poetical license. 902 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,416 [prawns] Huh? 903 00:38:36,516 --> 00:38:38,551 -You mean you lied. -[Thornton] Well, I-I... 904 00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:42,455 I may have exaggerated for dramatic effect. 905 00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:47,460 And, anyway, I'm sure I said it was more the size of a kayak. 906 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,396 -[prawns] Hmm. -[Pi] Thanks for nothing. 907 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:50,864 Don't worry, lad. 908 00:38:50,930 --> 00:38:53,299 There's plenty more fish in the sea. Ha ha! 909 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:54,734 Ugh. Well? 910 00:38:54,868 --> 00:38:56,436 Would you fight a shark? 911 00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:57,704 You're nothing but a big phony. 912 00:38:57,771 --> 00:38:59,639 -That's right. -[groans] 913 00:39:05,612 --> 00:39:08,114 [chuckling] 914 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:12,652 All right, I got the most beautiful girl on the Reef. 915 00:39:12,752 --> 00:39:15,355 Now I just gotta find the most beautiful pearl. 916 00:39:15,422 --> 00:39:18,491 But, Troy, finding something like that could take months. 917 00:39:18,591 --> 00:39:20,627 -Yeah. -Ow! 918 00:39:20,694 --> 00:39:22,862 If we were morons. 919 00:39:22,929 --> 00:39:25,532 Who's got the best one on the reef? 920 00:39:25,632 --> 00:39:27,267 Hey. Nerissa. 921 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,735 He has a blue pearl. 922 00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:30,637 It's the only one on the whole Reef, see? 923 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:33,740 Perfect. Go get it. Bring it back. 924 00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:35,542 Problem solved. 925 00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:39,412 They say he's kind of tough, this Nerissa 926 00:39:39,512 --> 00:39:41,414 Are you telling me 927 00:39:41,514 --> 00:39:44,150 that you are not tougher than a... 928 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:45,852 duh-duh-duh-duh-doo... 929 00:39:45,952 --> 00:39:47,530 turtle? 930 00:39:47,153 --> 00:39:48,855 Well, uh... 931 00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:51,358 * Who can part the sea Like Charlton Heston? * 932 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:53,593 -[both] Troy. -* Who's tougher than you all * 933 00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:55,729 * Even when he's Just restin'? * 934 00:39:55,829 --> 00:39:57,931 -[both] Troy. -* Who's gonna do what I say * 935 00:39:58,310 --> 00:40:00,300 * Or find themselves In my large intestine? * 936 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,102 [both] Uh... us? 937 00:40:02,168 --> 00:40:03,336 That's right. 938 00:40:03,436 --> 00:40:04,838 [chuckles] 939 00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:08,708 What am I gonna do? 940 00:40:08,775 --> 00:40:10,377 [Dylan] Pi! 941 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:12,679 I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. 942 00:40:12,779 --> 00:40:14,414 Dylan, what are you doing? 943 00:40:14,514 --> 00:40:17,917 Dude, you are my idol, dude. Don't play dumb with me, man. 944 00:40:17,984 --> 00:40:19,586 You didn't come home last night 945 00:40:19,652 --> 00:40:21,254 from your hot date with Cordelia. 946 00:40:21,354 --> 00:40:23,556 But don't worry. I got you covered with Mom. 947 00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:25,825 So, details, please. 948 00:40:25,892 --> 00:40:27,193 I got beat up by Troy, 949 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,462 and Cordelia agreed to accept his pearl. 950 00:40:29,529 --> 00:40:31,231 -What? -She agreed to accept 951 00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:33,733 Troy's pearl if he stopped pummeling my head. 952 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,568 So the date didn't go well? 953 00:40:35,668 --> 00:40:37,437 Not exactly. 954 00:40:37,504 --> 00:40:39,773 -Duck! -[yelps] 955 00:40:39,873 --> 00:40:41,875 [eel] I don't feel good about this. 956 00:40:41,941 --> 00:40:43,343 -Dude, what the-- -Shh! 957 00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:47,800 Everyone says the old turtle is a wizard. 958 00:40:47,147 --> 00:40:51,151 They say the old shipwreck he lives on is haunted with ghosts. 959 00:40:51,251 --> 00:40:53,530 It sounds spooky. 960 00:40:53,153 --> 00:40:54,954 -Aah! -You know what you are? 961 00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:56,990 You're a disgrace to vicious predators, see? 962 00:40:57,570 --> 00:40:59,292 If Troy tells us to go steal Nerissa's pearl, 963 00:40:59,392 --> 00:41:01,594 then we go steal Nerissa's pearl. You got it? 964 00:41:01,695 --> 00:41:03,663 [eel] Okay, I'll do it. 965 00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:05,699 [barracuda] Okay, Magellan. Which way's the shipwreck? 966 00:41:05,732 --> 00:41:06,866 [eel] It's this way. 967 00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:08,680 -[slap] -[eel] Ow! 968 00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:09,436 [barracuda] Wrong way, dummy. 969 00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:10,737 Whew. That was close, dude. 970 00:41:10,837 --> 00:41:12,439 Come on. We gotta warn Nerissa. 971 00:41:12,505 --> 00:41:13,740 Dude. 972 00:41:14,741 --> 00:41:17,544 Oh, fish. 973 00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:18,878 Dude! 974 00:41:18,945 --> 00:41:20,980 [whispers] Nerissa. 975 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:22,716 -Nerissa. -Oh, well. No one's home. 976 00:41:22,816 --> 00:41:24,351 We tried. Bye-bye. 977 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,288 [straining] 978 00:41:29,656 --> 00:41:31,570 -Nerissa. -Dude, nobody's here. 979 00:41:31,157 --> 00:41:33,259 And, if they are, they don't want to be disturbed. 980 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,928 Let's just go. Uh-oh. 981 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,464 Well, look who we got here. 982 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:39,632 -Oh, God, no. -Agh! 983 00:41:40,633 --> 00:41:41,701 Let go of me. 984 00:41:41,768 --> 00:41:42,969 All right, stupid. 985 00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:45,572 First we get them, then the pearl. 986 00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:48,475 -[Dylan screaming] -[panting] Hey! 987 00:41:48,575 --> 00:41:50,944 We're coming for you, chum. 988 00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:53,313 Ow! Dylan! 989 00:41:54,414 --> 00:41:56,750 [shrieks] 990 00:41:56,816 --> 00:41:59,252 Hey. They're down there. Come on. 991 00:41:59,352 --> 00:42:00,820 Bart. 992 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,622 -[Bart] Come on. -[whimpers] 993 00:42:04,290 --> 00:42:05,425 I don't like this. 994 00:42:05,492 --> 00:42:07,193 Stop your whining. 995 00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:09,950 No, come on. Let's go. Let's go. We gotta go. 996 00:42:09,129 --> 00:42:10,730 No! We can't let them get Nerissa's pearl. 997 00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:12,198 I'm just-- just-- 998 00:42:12,265 --> 00:42:14,670 Don't freak on me. I'll figure something out. 999 00:42:16,302 --> 00:42:18,304 [groaning echoes] 1000 00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:20,440 Hey, what is that? 1001 00:42:20,507 --> 00:42:22,509 It's-- I don't know. 1002 00:42:22,575 --> 00:42:24,377 [ghostly moaning] 1003 00:42:25,812 --> 00:42:28,214 -[screaming] -Whoa! 1004 00:42:30,350 --> 00:42:31,985 [both screaming] 1005 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,559 -Whoa. -[Nerissa] Not bad. 1006 00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:41,610 Huh? 1007 00:42:41,161 --> 00:42:43,960 Not bad at all. 1008 00:42:43,196 --> 00:42:45,265 You got more nerve than I thought. 1009 00:42:45,331 --> 00:42:47,233 Maybe I can do something 1010 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,836 about with your little problem with Troy. 1011 00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:52,339 Be here tomorrow, sunrise, begin your training. 1012 00:42:52,439 --> 00:42:54,400 My what? 1013 00:42:54,107 --> 00:42:55,342 My training? 1014 00:42:55,408 --> 00:42:57,277 Dude, you're gonna teach Pi how to fight Troy? 1015 00:42:57,377 --> 00:43:00,213 I'm gonna teach the kid how to defeat Troy. 1016 00:43:00,313 --> 00:43:02,549 Sunrise. Not one second later. 1017 00:43:02,649 --> 00:43:04,170 [laughs] 1018 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,418 -Cool. -Dude! 1019 00:43:07,620 --> 00:43:09,289 [Pearl] Pi. 1020 00:43:09,389 --> 00:43:11,570 I can't let you go. 1021 00:43:11,157 --> 00:43:13,426 I've heard from the ethereal netherworld, 1022 00:43:13,493 --> 00:43:18,980 and they think this is an incredibly stupid idea. 1023 00:43:18,231 --> 00:43:20,233 You said I'd find my destiny on the Reef. 1024 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:21,701 Well, I did. 1025 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:24,170 And I'm about to lose her, just like I lost my parents. 1026 00:43:24,304 --> 00:43:26,720 I couldn't do anything to save them, 1027 00:43:26,139 --> 00:43:27,640 and maybe I can't save Cordelia, 1028 00:43:27,707 --> 00:43:30,143 but, Aunt Pearl, I've gotta try. 1029 00:43:39,986 --> 00:43:42,622 Eh, I'm gonna regret this. 1030 00:43:42,689 --> 00:43:45,425 All right, kid, we're gonna take a trip through the Canyon, 1031 00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:47,260 and, if you can keep up 1032 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,796 and if you're still in one piece at the end, then we'll go on. 1033 00:43:49,896 --> 00:43:53,299 If not, I'll send what's left of you home in a doggy bag. 1034 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,534 I can keep up. 1035 00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:56,436 We'll see about that, kid. 1036 00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:07,113 This is nothing. I can go twice as fast as this. 1037 00:44:07,213 --> 00:44:09,490 It isn't what you can do on the straightaway, kid. 1038 00:44:09,149 --> 00:44:11,351 It's the turns that'll get you. 1039 00:44:11,418 --> 00:44:13,219 [yells] 1040 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,457 The Reef isn't just a pretty place to sightsee. 1041 00:44:17,557 --> 00:44:19,920 It can be your best weapon. 1042 00:44:19,192 --> 00:44:20,894 But to use it against your opponent, 1043 00:44:20,994 --> 00:44:23,630 you gotta master it yourself. 1044 00:44:23,129 --> 00:44:24,230 [cackles] 1045 00:44:25,198 --> 00:44:26,900 Elkhorn coral. Razor sharp. 1046 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,302 If you're lucky, it'll just scrape off a patch of skin. 1047 00:44:29,369 --> 00:44:30,637 Aah! 1048 00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:32,720 [Nerissa] If you're unlucky, 1049 00:44:32,138 --> 00:44:33,840 you'll get to see your own skeleton. 1050 00:44:33,907 --> 00:44:35,508 Fire coral. 1051 00:44:35,575 --> 00:44:37,977 One touch, and it can burn a hole right through your fin. 1052 00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:39,212 Aah! 1053 00:44:41,915 --> 00:44:45,185 This section of the canyon is called Bottleneck Alley. 1054 00:44:45,251 --> 00:44:48,421 Some folks find a dark, enclosed space disorienting. 1055 00:44:48,488 --> 00:44:50,290 Agh! Ow. 1056 00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:53,393 Plus, there's a lot of rocks for them to bump their head on. 1057 00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:54,594 [Pi panting] 1058 00:44:54,661 --> 00:44:56,620 Remember this place, kid. 1059 00:44:56,129 --> 00:44:57,897 I will ask questions later. 1060 00:44:57,997 --> 00:45:01,334 See you tomorrow. Same time, same place. 1061 00:45:04,137 --> 00:45:06,973 If we get the crazy lady's pearl, 1062 00:45:07,730 --> 00:45:09,275 maybe Troy'll forgive us. 1063 00:45:09,342 --> 00:45:11,711 For what happened at the wreck? He already has. 1064 00:45:11,778 --> 00:45:13,179 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 1065 00:45:13,279 --> 00:45:15,480 I told him it was your fault. 1066 00:45:15,148 --> 00:45:16,449 What? 1067 00:45:16,549 --> 00:45:17,951 That isn't true. 1068 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:19,619 What's your point? 1069 00:45:19,652 --> 00:45:21,540 You are a liar. 1070 00:45:21,187 --> 00:45:23,823 Of course I lied. I'm an evil henchman. 1071 00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:26,893 I am an evil henchman also. 1072 00:45:26,993 --> 00:45:28,695 You're not evil. 1073 00:45:28,795 --> 00:45:29,996 I am so. 1074 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,297 If you were evil, 1075 00:45:31,331 --> 00:45:33,660 you wouldn't care about me lying. 1076 00:45:33,133 --> 00:45:36,360 You think I'd care if you told lies about me? 1077 00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:38,438 I wouldn't tell lies about you. 1078 00:45:38,505 --> 00:45:40,106 Exactly, 1079 00:45:40,173 --> 00:45:42,876 because you are not evil. 1080 00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:46,346 I'm kind of evil. 1081 00:45:48,148 --> 00:45:50,950 [Nerissa] All right, so you're pretty fast and agile for a fish. 1082 00:45:51,510 --> 00:45:52,652 -I'll give you that. -But, still, 1083 00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,200 I'm tiny compared to Troy. 1084 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,222 Yeah, and Troy's tiny compared to the sea. 1085 00:45:56,289 --> 00:45:58,491 You learn to make the ocean work for you, 1086 00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,226 and size won't matter. 1087 00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:02,896 You get water dense enough, and it becomes a weapon. 1088 00:46:05,665 --> 00:46:07,000 Whoa! 1089 00:46:07,934 --> 00:46:09,569 What are you doing? 1090 00:46:12,272 --> 00:46:14,874 -[Nerissa grunts] -Whoa! 1091 00:46:14,941 --> 00:46:16,476 Oh, please. 1092 00:46:18,110 --> 00:46:19,679 Help! 1093 00:46:19,746 --> 00:46:20,947 Nerissa! 1094 00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:22,615 Step right up, ladies and gentleman. 1095 00:46:22,716 --> 00:46:24,351 -Place your bets. -Aah! 1096 00:46:24,451 --> 00:46:27,530 No! What? Please! 1097 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,189 -Oh, I'm gonna be sick. -A fish getting seasick? 1098 00:46:29,289 --> 00:46:31,191 Now I've seen everything. 1099 00:46:31,257 --> 00:46:33,760 -[croaking] -No barfing on the poop deck. 1100 00:46:33,827 --> 00:46:35,195 [groans] 1101 00:46:36,262 --> 00:46:37,664 [Max] Yes, yes, yes. 1102 00:46:37,731 --> 00:46:39,399 I want her to wear it up. 1103 00:46:39,499 --> 00:46:41,901 Way up for her next photo spread. 1104 00:46:41,968 --> 00:46:44,437 That is supreme. 1105 00:46:44,537 --> 00:46:48,108 Now tease it. Tease it. Tease it! 1106 00:46:48,174 --> 00:46:50,100 You're squeezing it. I said tease it! 1107 00:46:50,110 --> 00:46:51,578 Don't get huffy with me, crab face. 1108 00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:52,779 I scratch your eyes out. 1109 00:46:52,879 --> 00:46:54,800 Ach du lieber. 1110 00:46:54,147 --> 00:46:55,548 This is so you. 1111 00:46:55,615 --> 00:46:56,950 I just love it. 1112 00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,854 Please. Seashells were so last year. 1113 00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:02,655 The shells are fine. 1114 00:47:02,756 --> 00:47:06,159 Oh, honey, you look so beautiful. 1115 00:47:06,259 --> 00:47:08,461 -[Cordelia sighs] -Oh, babe, don't look so glum. 1116 00:47:08,528 --> 00:47:12,332 I wish I had two boys fighting over me. 1117 00:47:12,465 --> 00:47:14,534 What are you talking about? 1118 00:47:16,469 --> 00:47:18,905 -Max, what's he talking about? -Shh! Shh! Shh! 1119 00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:21,775 Darling, you have enough on your mind. 1120 00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:25,345 I don't want you worrying about some riffraff Romeo. 1121 00:47:25,412 --> 00:47:27,347 The girl has got a right to know. 1122 00:47:27,414 --> 00:47:28,848 I second that. 1123 00:47:28,982 --> 00:47:31,785 Well, your admirer, the red one with the cute white stripe. 1124 00:47:31,851 --> 00:47:33,553 -You mean Pi? -He's been working out 1125 00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:35,422 with that crazy old wizard turtle, 1126 00:47:35,455 --> 00:47:38,258 learning how to fight so he can beat up Troy when he comes. 1127 00:47:38,391 --> 00:47:39,592 No. 1128 00:47:41,270 --> 00:47:42,662 I hope it wasn't anything I said. 1129 00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:45,331 I don't like fighting. I like loving. 1130 00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:49,469 * Eddie's not evil Eddie's not evil * 1131 00:47:49,569 --> 00:47:51,938 Shut up. I am so. 1132 00:47:51,971 --> 00:47:53,973 See? I said, "Shut up." 1133 00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:56,609 That's not evil. That's just rude. 1134 00:47:56,710 --> 00:47:58,411 Well, my mom always said 1135 00:47:58,511 --> 00:48:01,114 rudeness is the root of all evil. 1136 00:48:01,214 --> 00:48:02,582 Aha. I win. 1137 00:48:02,615 --> 00:48:05,919 Evil henchmen don't talk about their mothers. 1138 00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:07,420 No. 1139 00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:11,191 [Nerissa] All right, playtime's over. 1140 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:13,360 I've shown you ways to confuse and trap your opponent, 1141 00:48:13,426 --> 00:48:15,280 but, to stay ahead of those sharp teeth, 1142 00:48:15,950 --> 00:48:18,465 you must train yourself to move and react faster than him. 1143 00:48:18,531 --> 00:48:20,133 Let's see what you can do. 1144 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,350 Swim the obstacle course as fast as you can. 1145 00:48:22,135 --> 00:48:23,536 -Go! -[bell clangs] 1146 00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:25,672 Swim like your life depended on it. 1147 00:48:26,973 --> 00:48:28,274 'Cause it just might. 1148 00:48:29,609 --> 00:48:31,611 Come on. Put some fish oil into it. 1149 00:48:31,711 --> 00:48:33,580 -[Pi panting] -All right, now, up the mast. 1150 00:48:36,149 --> 00:48:38,510 Over the sail. 1151 00:48:39,119 --> 00:48:40,520 -[panting] -Watch out! 1152 00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:42,489 Whoa! 1153 00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:45,910 [grunts] 1154 00:48:45,191 --> 00:48:46,693 I guess I should have explained myself. 1155 00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:50,430 The idea of an obstacle course is to avoid the obstacles. 1156 00:48:50,530 --> 00:48:52,499 Now, if the idea was to demolish my home 1157 00:48:52,532 --> 00:48:53,733 with your face, 1158 00:48:53,867 --> 00:48:55,100 you'd be doing great. 1159 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:56,870 -Try it again! -But-- 1160 00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:58,171 And this time, do it fast! 1161 00:48:58,238 --> 00:49:00,940 [panting] Do it fast? What... 1162 00:49:01,410 --> 00:49:02,342 -Go! -[bell clangs] 1163 00:49:04,911 --> 00:49:06,513 Pi. 1164 00:49:06,613 --> 00:49:07,781 Cordelia. 1165 00:49:07,814 --> 00:49:09,215 I can't let you do it, Pi. 1166 00:49:09,315 --> 00:49:11,918 I make my own decisions, and I've chosen Troy. 1167 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:14,154 -Because you love him? -He promised he'd leave you 1168 00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:15,755 and the Reef alone. 1169 00:49:15,822 --> 00:49:17,857 Do you really believe he'll keep his promise? 1170 00:49:17,957 --> 00:49:19,859 I have to believe it. 1171 00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:25,298 If you can believe in him... 1172 00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:29,436 then why can't you believe in me? 1173 00:49:29,502 --> 00:49:30,770 [sighs] 1174 00:49:33,907 --> 00:49:37,544 Did you hear about the kid who's gonna fight Troy? 1175 00:49:37,610 --> 00:49:39,979 [girl] Like we don't have enough problems with Troy. 1176 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,748 This is only gonna make him madder. 1177 00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:44,170 Exactly. And who's he gonna take it out on? 1178 00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:45,251 Us. 1179 00:49:45,352 --> 00:49:46,720 Well, maybe after he eats the kid, 1180 00:49:46,786 --> 00:49:48,188 he'll feel too bloated and lethargic 1181 00:49:48,254 --> 00:49:49,556 to chase anybody else. 1182 00:49:49,622 --> 00:49:51,910 Good point. 1183 00:49:51,191 --> 00:49:53,259 You shouldn't swim for at least half an hour after eating, 1184 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,528 so maybe he'll get a cramp and we can all hide. 1185 00:49:55,662 --> 00:49:56,863 [sighs] 1186 00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:03,169 Spirit of the Sea, 1187 00:50:03,269 --> 00:50:05,271 it's Pearl calling. 1188 00:50:05,372 --> 00:50:07,974 Um, you know, I know it might be too much to ask 1189 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:09,809 that Pi actually win, 1190 00:50:09,909 --> 00:50:11,478 though who would it hurt? 1191 00:50:11,544 --> 00:50:14,614 But, please, if everyone could at least be there for him 1192 00:50:14,714 --> 00:50:16,182 when the time comes, 1193 00:50:16,249 --> 00:50:18,385 well, I'd really owe you one. 1194 00:50:19,352 --> 00:50:21,321 [sea gulls squawking] 1195 00:50:23,256 --> 00:50:25,825 Percy? I had the strangest dream. 1196 00:50:25,892 --> 00:50:27,270 Me, too. 1197 00:50:27,930 --> 00:50:28,428 Was it about Pi? 1198 00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:30,960 Yes. I have a feeling 1199 00:50:30,130 --> 00:50:32,599 something awful is about to happen. 1200 00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:33,833 Not evil. 1201 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,101 I am so evil. 1202 00:50:35,135 --> 00:50:37,370 Not evil. I win. 1203 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,878 [in deep voice] Eddie, I am your father. 1204 00:50:44,978 --> 00:50:46,613 Join me. 1205 00:50:46,713 --> 00:50:49,783 Oh, wait. You're not evil enough. 1206 00:50:49,849 --> 00:50:51,351 Stop now. 1207 00:50:51,451 --> 00:50:54,521 You know it gives me the willies. 1208 00:50:54,587 --> 00:50:56,890 [normal voice] Evil henchmen don't get the willies. 1209 00:50:56,990 --> 00:50:58,758 They give the willies. 1210 00:50:58,825 --> 00:51:00,794 You don't have one evil scale all over you. 1211 00:51:00,860 --> 00:51:03,263 Yes, we're all very scared down here, 1212 00:51:03,329 --> 00:51:05,310 but must you be so loud? 1213 00:51:05,131 --> 00:51:06,332 [yelps] 1214 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,436 See? I am evil. 1215 00:51:09,502 --> 00:51:12,380 Now, let's go get that pearl. 1216 00:51:12,105 --> 00:51:13,907 [grumbles] 1217 00:51:13,973 --> 00:51:15,542 Nerissa... 1218 00:51:15,575 --> 00:51:17,744 how come you live in that old wreck? 1219 00:51:17,811 --> 00:51:19,879 Why don't you live on the Reef with everyone else? 1220 00:51:19,979 --> 00:51:21,581 What are you, a priest? 1221 00:51:21,614 --> 00:51:22,749 Well... 1222 00:51:22,816 --> 00:51:24,500 -no. -Good. 1223 00:51:24,184 --> 00:51:25,952 'Cause I don't remember going to confession. 1224 00:51:26,190 --> 00:51:29,890 Now listen. You think you're fast, and maybe you are. 1225 00:51:29,189 --> 00:51:31,257 -But so is Troy. -I know. 1226 00:51:31,358 --> 00:51:33,827 But the ocean's faster than both of you. 1227 00:51:33,893 --> 00:51:35,228 Come on. 1228 00:51:39,599 --> 00:51:40,667 Whoa! 1229 00:51:40,734 --> 00:51:43,360 This is the West Indies Current. 1230 00:51:43,136 --> 00:51:44,437 Come on. 1231 00:51:45,939 --> 00:51:48,141 Oh, this is great. 1232 00:51:48,241 --> 00:51:49,809 Why don't all fish do this? 1233 00:51:49,909 --> 00:51:52,212 Because we're not the only ones using the current. 1234 00:51:52,312 --> 00:51:54,714 Portuguese man o' war. 1235 00:51:54,781 --> 00:51:56,649 One of the deadliest creatures in the ocean. 1236 00:51:59,190 --> 00:52:00,420 Notice the tentacles? 1237 00:52:00,453 --> 00:52:02,880 Almost transparent. 1238 00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:03,656 Easy to swim right into 'em. 1239 00:52:03,757 --> 00:52:06,593 One touch, and a big fish is paralyzed. 1240 00:52:06,693 --> 00:52:10,130 One touch, and a fish your size is dead. 1241 00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:11,631 Dead! 1242 00:52:21,508 --> 00:52:22,742 What happened? 1243 00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:26,279 Someone broke in and stole Mom's pearl. 1244 00:52:26,379 --> 00:52:29,150 This is a bad omen, dude. 1245 00:52:29,115 --> 00:52:30,417 Stop it, Dylan. 1246 00:52:30,517 --> 00:52:32,180 There's nothing mystical about this. 1247 00:52:32,118 --> 00:52:35,188 Honestly, I don't know where you get that from. 1248 00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:38,358 We just got robbed, kids. It happens, 1249 00:52:38,458 --> 00:52:40,694 even in the nicest of neighborhoods. 1250 00:52:40,794 --> 00:52:42,128 I'm, um-- 1251 00:52:42,228 --> 00:52:46,332 I'm just, um, going to clean up down here, is all. 1252 00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:48,100 Good night. 1253 00:52:50,470 --> 00:52:51,671 Oh! It's a sign. 1254 00:52:51,738 --> 00:52:54,874 It's a terrible sign. 1255 00:52:54,941 --> 00:52:57,877 -[Pearl sobbing] -My dad gave her that pearl. 1256 00:52:58,211 --> 00:53:00,130 Hey, dude, forget all this, huh? 1257 00:53:00,113 --> 00:53:01,981 We'll run away and find your friend Percy. 1258 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,917 We'll migrate with the dolphins. 1259 00:53:03,983 --> 00:53:06,119 -Porpoises. -Whatever. 1260 00:53:06,186 --> 00:53:07,587 I wish we could, Dyl, 1261 00:53:07,721 --> 00:53:09,289 but I made a promise. 1262 00:53:09,389 --> 00:53:10,990 To who, Cordelia? 1263 00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:12,992 Dude, she doesn't even want you to fight Troy. 1264 00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:15,628 Maybe not, but if I break my word, 1265 00:53:15,695 --> 00:53:17,130 she'll have to go off with Troy, 1266 00:53:17,230 --> 00:53:19,466 and I'll have to live with that. 1267 00:53:19,599 --> 00:53:22,369 Pi, I take back what I said before. 1268 00:53:22,469 --> 00:53:24,170 You're 100% nondork. 1269 00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:28,174 Oh, dude, sorry. I-- 1270 00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:30,610 That was the uncoolest thing I've ever done. 1271 00:53:30,710 --> 00:53:32,780 [chuckles] It's o-- 1272 00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:36,116 And you're 99% feeb-free. 1273 00:53:42,155 --> 00:53:43,590 [grunting] 1274 00:53:49,262 --> 00:53:51,264 [cackles] 1275 00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:53,133 What's that, Captain? 1276 00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:55,350 How am I supposed to know what's wrong with him? 1277 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,370 Maybe he's one of those farm-fresh fish or something. 1278 00:53:57,470 --> 00:53:59,439 Genetic malcontents. 1279 00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:04,944 Look, this is stupid. 1280 00:54:05,110 --> 00:54:07,514 I thought you were gonna teach me how to fight like you. 1281 00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:09,516 I don't stand a chance. 1282 00:54:09,582 --> 00:54:11,217 Hey! 1283 00:54:11,351 --> 00:54:12,919 Get away from there. 1284 00:54:12,952 --> 00:54:15,455 Don't ever touch it again. Do you understand? 1285 00:54:15,555 --> 00:54:16,756 [Pi] I-I'm sorry. 1286 00:54:17,757 --> 00:54:19,590 What's the big deal? 1287 00:54:19,159 --> 00:54:21,995 [Nerissa] It's the pearl I gave my wife. 1288 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:23,897 It's all I have left of her. 1289 00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:26,833 It used to be folks stuck together. 1290 00:54:26,866 --> 00:54:28,868 And then they put in the wildlife sanctuary, 1291 00:54:28,935 --> 00:54:31,771 and everybody forgot what it was like to be hunted. 1292 00:54:31,871 --> 00:54:34,274 When my wife got hooked out on Flatbottom, 1293 00:54:34,374 --> 00:54:35,809 I begged for help. 1294 00:54:35,909 --> 00:54:37,811 But nobody came. 1295 00:54:37,911 --> 00:54:41,481 They all hid on the Reef, where it's safe. 1296 00:54:41,548 --> 00:54:43,717 I'm sorry. 1297 00:54:43,783 --> 00:54:45,185 Listen, kid, I never told you 1298 00:54:45,318 --> 00:54:47,120 I'd teach you how to fight the shark. 1299 00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:49,456 I never would, 'cause you'd never win. 1300 00:54:49,589 --> 00:54:50,857 -Then, what-- -I told you 1301 00:54:50,957 --> 00:54:52,580 I'd teach you how to defeat him. 1302 00:54:52,158 --> 00:54:54,661 -But how? -With your brain. 1303 00:54:54,761 --> 00:54:56,960 Now use it. 1304 00:54:56,196 --> 00:54:59,232 What's stronger than Troy? Bigger? Faster? 1305 00:54:59,299 --> 00:55:02,936 The sea. But what's to stop him from using it against me? 1306 00:55:03,690 --> 00:55:06,172 Troy always picks on folks who are smaller and weaker. 1307 00:55:06,272 --> 00:55:09,275 He's never had to learn about things bigger than himself. 1308 00:55:09,342 --> 00:55:11,811 I understand how to use all this to avoid Troy, 1309 00:55:11,911 --> 00:55:13,713 but how do I defeat him? 1310 00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:15,181 You offer something he wants, 1311 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:17,784 and then give him something he doesn't want. 1312 00:55:17,851 --> 00:55:19,919 You're shark bait, kid, like it or not. 1313 00:55:19,986 --> 00:55:21,254 And the Reef's the hook. 1314 00:55:21,354 --> 00:55:23,690 [laughing] 1315 00:55:28,228 --> 00:55:30,230 [marlin] Hey, boychik. 1316 00:55:31,898 --> 00:55:33,660 Hey, Moe. 1317 00:55:33,133 --> 00:55:35,101 You look limper than a slice of lox. 1318 00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:37,470 I guess he's being pretty tough on you, huh? 1319 00:55:37,537 --> 00:55:40,740 Yeah, he was always like that, the vilde chaye. 1320 00:55:40,874 --> 00:55:42,909 -You know him? -Nerissa? Oh, sure. 1321 00:55:42,976 --> 00:55:46,790 We were all of us pretty close, back before his-- 1322 00:55:46,146 --> 00:55:49,315 Well, that's a long story. 1323 00:55:49,382 --> 00:55:50,984 You better go back to bed, boychik. 1324 00:55:51,510 --> 00:55:52,952 If I know that old turtle, 1325 00:55:53,190 --> 00:55:55,210 tomorrow's only gonna be worse. 1326 00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:58,625 Listen, Pi, if you get a chance, 1327 00:55:58,758 --> 00:56:00,393 you tell Nerissa-- 1328 00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:01,828 You tell him Moe says hi 1329 00:56:01,895 --> 00:56:04,864 and, uh, that I'm sorry. 1330 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,743 [indistinct chattering] 1331 00:56:16,810 --> 00:56:20,180 Well, it's my last day of training. 1332 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,348 Oh, Pi. 1333 00:56:21,414 --> 00:56:22,982 I... 1334 00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:26,753 I see a great destiny for you, my darling. 1335 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:28,621 Really? Are you just making that up? 1336 00:56:28,755 --> 00:56:31,458 What are you, kidding me? I could lose my license. 1337 00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:35,280 You're talking to someone that read the fin of the cod-father. 1338 00:56:35,950 --> 00:56:40,667 I'm telling you, I see love, honesty, courage. 1339 00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:44,371 You are destined for great things, 1340 00:56:44,471 --> 00:56:47,730 and don't you forget it, mister. 1341 00:56:49,976 --> 00:56:51,811 [panting] 1342 00:56:59,586 --> 00:57:01,588 -[breathing heavily] -[Nerissa] Pretty good, kid, 1343 00:57:01,654 --> 00:57:03,456 but we still got some work to do. 1344 00:57:11,131 --> 00:57:12,298 Hmm. 1345 00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:15,769 -Ah! -Un-fishin' believable. 1346 00:57:15,869 --> 00:57:18,380 What's that, Captain? Huh? 1347 00:57:18,104 --> 00:57:20,740 The captain is embarrassed for you, 1348 00:57:20,874 --> 00:57:22,709 and he doesn't even exist. 1349 00:57:22,776 --> 00:57:24,978 You can tell the captain I get the point. 1350 00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:27,914 -[yells] -Oh! 1351 00:57:33,753 --> 00:57:35,550 You're ready. 1352 00:57:35,155 --> 00:57:37,557 -I am? -Well, you better be. 1353 00:57:45,398 --> 00:57:48,535 [crowd, chanting] Troy! Troy! Troy! Troy! Troy! 1354 00:57:51,671 --> 00:57:53,506 You know, I just want to thank everybody here 1355 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,241 for coming to my bachelor party. 1356 00:57:55,308 --> 00:57:58,780 I feel like the luckiest shark in the whole world. 1357 00:57:58,144 --> 00:58:01,414 I never though you would be the first one to go, squirt. 1358 00:58:01,514 --> 00:58:04,751 So it's the old ball and chain for the little shrimp. 1359 00:58:04,851 --> 00:58:05,985 [chuckles] 1360 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:07,620 It'll never last. 1361 00:58:07,721 --> 00:58:11,910 Man, I love you dudes. 1362 00:58:11,191 --> 00:58:13,393 You know I got the hottest babe on the Reef. 1363 00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:14,661 But more importantly, 1364 00:58:14,794 --> 00:58:18,832 I got the best buds that a shark could ever have. 1365 00:58:18,898 --> 00:58:21,234 [all] Who's going to have a good time tonight 1366 00:58:21,301 --> 00:58:24,637 before the old ball and chain takes away his bite? 1367 00:58:24,704 --> 00:58:25,939 Troy! 1368 00:58:37,951 --> 00:58:39,219 [Cordelia] Beautiful, huh? 1369 00:58:39,352 --> 00:58:40,353 Cordelia? 1370 00:58:40,387 --> 00:58:42,188 What are you doing here? 1371 00:58:42,255 --> 00:58:44,391 I like to come up here, 1372 00:58:44,457 --> 00:58:46,493 because it reminds me of you. 1373 00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:54,901 You need to make a wish. 1374 00:58:59,673 --> 00:59:01,241 What'd you wish for? 1375 00:59:02,475 --> 00:59:04,711 That you come to your senses before tomorrow. 1376 00:59:19,590 --> 00:59:20,827 S-S-S-Shark! 1377 00:59:20,894 --> 00:59:23,496 [fish screaming] 1378 00:59:31,538 --> 00:59:33,840 -Where's Pi? -Now you show up? 1379 00:59:33,907 --> 00:59:35,475 Model schmodel. 1380 00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:38,478 That brave boy has left already. 1381 00:59:38,545 --> 00:59:39,512 No! 1382 00:59:39,579 --> 00:59:41,140 I've gotta stop him. 1383 00:59:41,114 --> 00:59:42,582 Cordelia, wait! 1384 00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:45,218 We should have stopped Troy a long time ago, 1385 00:59:45,318 --> 00:59:46,586 but we were all too scared. 1386 00:59:46,653 --> 00:59:48,588 Well, I won't let Pi throw his life away 1387 00:59:48,655 --> 00:59:51,958 standing up for fish who won't even stand up for themselves. 1388 00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:53,259 [both gasp] 1389 01:00:04,771 --> 01:00:07,273 Who decides if it's life or death? 1390 01:00:07,340 --> 01:00:09,142 Who can eat a whole school of salmon 1391 01:00:09,209 --> 01:00:11,411 and still have minty fresh breath? 1392 01:00:11,511 --> 01:00:13,313 -[Bart and Eddie] Troy. -Who ain't afraid 1393 01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:14,981 of no fishing pole? 1394 01:00:15,115 --> 01:00:17,984 Who makes the babes all lose control? 1395 01:00:18,510 --> 01:00:20,954 Who can't be flushed down no toilet bowl? 1396 01:00:21,210 --> 01:00:22,422 Troy. 1397 01:00:22,489 --> 01:00:23,790 Well, well, well. 1398 01:00:23,857 --> 01:00:25,759 Chicken of the sea. 1399 01:00:25,859 --> 01:00:27,600 If you want to take Cordelia, 1400 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:29,596 you'll have to go through me first. 1401 01:00:29,696 --> 01:00:31,698 It would be my pleasure, chum. 1402 01:00:32,999 --> 01:00:34,601 You guys stay back, 1403 01:00:34,701 --> 01:00:36,690 'cause this one is mine. 1404 01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:37,237 [growls] 1405 01:00:43,309 --> 01:00:45,111 [Pi panting] 1406 01:00:45,178 --> 01:00:46,980 You're just prolonging the agony. 1407 01:00:47,130 --> 01:00:49,349 Actually, I'm postponing the agony. 1408 01:00:51,518 --> 01:00:53,186 What's the matter, Troy? 1409 01:00:53,253 --> 01:00:55,555 Can't keep up with a piece of chum? 1410 01:00:55,655 --> 01:00:57,757 You are so-- Oh! Aah! --dead. 1411 01:00:57,824 --> 01:00:59,459 You gotta catch me first. 1412 01:01:02,128 --> 01:01:04,664 Here I come. 1413 01:01:04,731 --> 01:01:06,466 Ow! That hurt. 1414 01:01:08,301 --> 01:01:09,969 [laughs] 1415 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,139 Oh! Elkhorn coral. 1416 01:01:13,239 --> 01:01:14,507 Razor sharp. 1417 01:01:14,574 --> 01:01:17,310 [Troy screams] 1418 01:01:19,179 --> 01:01:20,180 Fire coral. 1419 01:01:20,213 --> 01:01:23,116 Wouldn't want to touch that. 1420 01:01:23,216 --> 01:01:26,619 [screams] 1421 01:01:26,653 --> 01:01:28,655 Uh-oh, tight squeeze up ahead. 1422 01:01:28,755 --> 01:01:29,989 [growls] 1423 01:01:33,793 --> 01:01:35,595 [straining] 1424 01:01:38,698 --> 01:01:40,467 [Troy laughs] 1425 01:01:44,537 --> 01:01:46,339 [yelling] 1426 01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:49,809 No, please. Stop. Stop. 1427 01:01:49,909 --> 01:01:51,611 [grunts] 1428 01:01:51,711 --> 01:01:52,879 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. stop. 1429 01:01:52,946 --> 01:01:54,614 Stop spinning! 1430 01:01:54,714 --> 01:01:56,249 I'm gonna hurl! 1431 01:01:56,349 --> 01:01:58,151 A seasick shark? Now I've seen everything. 1432 01:01:58,218 --> 01:01:59,619 Welcome to Bottleneck Alley. 1433 01:01:59,719 --> 01:02:02,550 [laughs] 1434 01:02:02,155 --> 01:02:03,790 [panting and grunting] 1435 01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:05,910 I gotcha. 1436 01:02:06,393 --> 01:02:07,794 [screams] 1437 01:02:08,728 --> 01:02:11,131 [straining] No! No! 1438 01:02:11,264 --> 01:02:13,199 Troy, I can't beat you in a fight, 1439 01:02:13,266 --> 01:02:15,268 but I can certainly outthink you. 1440 01:02:15,335 --> 01:02:17,537 Help me! 1441 01:02:17,637 --> 01:02:19,706 -[grunts] Help me. -[camera shutters click] 1442 01:02:19,773 --> 01:02:23,760 [Troy] Guys, help me, please. I'm endangered species. 1443 01:02:24,277 --> 01:02:25,345 Cheese. 1444 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:31,851 Hmm? 1445 01:02:33,787 --> 01:02:34,954 [Troy] Come on, guys. 1446 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,256 [man] Yeah, yeah, that's good. 1447 01:02:36,356 --> 01:02:37,557 No! 1448 01:02:37,624 --> 01:02:39,426 [laughs] 1449 01:02:45,398 --> 01:02:46,700 Uh-oh. 1450 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,568 [laughing] Oh! 1451 01:02:48,668 --> 01:02:51,471 Yeah, out of Reef and out of luck, buddy. 1452 01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:59,346 -[bell clangs] -Whoa! Hey! 1453 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,916 I've got you now. 1454 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,250 [whimpers and screams] 1455 01:03:05,552 --> 01:03:06,853 Argh! 1456 01:03:06,953 --> 01:03:08,822 Get him, you idiots! 1457 01:03:08,888 --> 01:03:11,910 [Bart] We're coming for you, chum. 1458 01:03:12,492 --> 01:03:14,794 [whimpers] 1459 01:03:14,894 --> 01:03:16,229 [grunts] 1460 01:03:17,864 --> 01:03:20,633 Time you boys got the boot! 1461 01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:24,971 Aah! Whoa! Whoa! 1462 01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:28,508 Wait. 1463 01:03:28,575 --> 01:03:29,976 Oh, what do you want? 1464 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,779 You took my mom's pearl. Give it back. 1465 01:03:32,879 --> 01:03:34,781 Chunky boy here wants to fight? 1466 01:03:34,881 --> 01:03:36,182 Give it back. 1467 01:03:37,817 --> 01:03:39,652 Wait! 1468 01:03:39,753 --> 01:03:41,321 Bart, I'm scared. 1469 01:03:41,388 --> 01:03:42,856 What'd I say about going in my hole? 1470 01:03:42,956 --> 01:03:44,457 What'd I say? It's my hole. 1471 01:03:44,557 --> 01:03:46,359 You gonna pay the price. Here come the pinching. 1472 01:03:46,459 --> 01:03:48,862 [Bart] Wait! Ow! Stop! Ah! 1473 01:03:48,895 --> 01:03:50,864 I'm sorry. Ow! 1474 01:03:50,930 --> 01:03:52,532 -[Eddie] Oh, my. -Hey, Troy. 1475 01:03:52,665 --> 01:03:55,935 Nobody makes those idiots look like idiots except me. 1476 01:03:59,939 --> 01:04:01,441 Ready to go for a big ride, Troy? 1477 01:04:02,809 --> 01:04:04,611 [roars] 1478 01:04:04,744 --> 01:04:07,414 Portuguese men of war. 1479 01:04:09,150 --> 01:04:11,718 [shrieks] 1480 01:04:11,785 --> 01:04:13,586 [Pi laughs] 1481 01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:15,388 Watch out for the tentacles. 1482 01:04:17,490 --> 01:04:19,259 [screaming] 1483 01:04:22,896 --> 01:04:24,631 No! 1484 01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:29,350 Aah! 1485 01:04:29,135 --> 01:04:30,437 [groaning] 1486 01:04:37,610 --> 01:04:38,712 [Cordelia] Pi. 1487 01:04:38,778 --> 01:04:40,580 Stay back, guys. 1488 01:04:41,748 --> 01:04:43,750 Be careful. 1489 01:04:43,817 --> 01:04:45,218 [both scream] 1490 01:04:45,318 --> 01:04:46,953 [grunts] 1491 01:04:50,824 --> 01:04:53,693 Kid, you all right? 1492 01:04:57,997 --> 01:04:59,299 Nerissa! 1493 01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:01,340 [grunts] 1494 01:05:01,101 --> 01:05:02,902 Ah, yeah. 1495 01:05:02,969 --> 01:05:04,304 Nerissa. 1496 01:05:04,371 --> 01:05:06,106 I was wondering where that little squirt 1497 01:05:06,172 --> 01:05:07,741 picked up all his moves. 1498 01:05:07,841 --> 01:05:09,275 Too bad, pops. 1499 01:05:09,376 --> 01:05:11,978 Looks like you didn't live up to your legend. 1500 01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:13,546 [yells] 1501 01:05:13,613 --> 01:05:15,615 Aah! Huh? Huh? 1502 01:05:15,749 --> 01:05:17,917 -Come on! -Oh, no. 1503 01:05:17,984 --> 01:05:19,819 -[straining] -Here, here. 1504 01:05:19,919 --> 01:05:21,821 -Ow. -Told you. 1505 01:05:21,888 --> 01:05:23,490 They hate this. 1506 01:05:23,623 --> 01:05:24,758 Ay caramba. 1507 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,862 You got to get out of here. 1508 01:05:28,928 --> 01:05:30,263 No. 1509 01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:32,332 Keep your distance, tiburon, 1510 01:05:32,465 --> 01:05:34,634 or we'll chop you into ceviche. 1511 01:05:34,701 --> 01:05:37,671 -What do you think you're doing? -Helping out an old friend. 1512 01:05:37,737 --> 01:05:40,540 Like we should have done a long time ago. 1513 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:41,541 Oye, ve tranquilo. 1514 01:05:41,641 --> 01:05:42,942 Get back! Get back! 1515 01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:44,711 Get back right now! 1516 01:05:44,778 --> 01:05:47,213 Ha! Yes! 1517 01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:50,450 I got you now, chum. 1518 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:52,919 -[roars] -Put 'em up. Put 'em up. 1519 01:05:52,986 --> 01:05:54,988 Huh? What the... 1520 01:05:55,550 --> 01:05:56,756 [grunts] 1521 01:05:56,856 --> 01:05:58,658 Have at you, varlet. 1522 01:05:58,692 --> 01:06:00,930 [straining] 1523 01:06:01,461 --> 01:06:04,300 Take that and this and there. 1524 01:06:04,970 --> 01:06:06,320 -[lips babbling] -[roars] 1525 01:06:09,169 --> 01:06:11,438 Ah! I am largely blubber. 1526 01:06:11,538 --> 01:06:15,141 My rear end alone contains a fatal dose of cholesterol. 1527 01:06:15,175 --> 01:06:17,711 -[howls] -He shoots. He scores! 1528 01:06:17,777 --> 01:06:18,878 Ow! 1529 01:06:18,978 --> 01:06:20,513 I can't move it. 1530 01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:22,749 Perhaps we can move it together, dear. 1531 01:06:22,816 --> 01:06:24,150 Mum! 1532 01:06:25,510 --> 01:06:26,786 [sighs and groans] 1533 01:06:28,888 --> 01:06:31,291 Pants, I was robbed. Ref, I want instant replay 1534 01:06:31,424 --> 01:06:33,193 -right now. -[snarls] 1535 01:06:34,861 --> 01:06:36,620 Percy! 1536 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,369 -The net. -Pi, no. 1537 01:06:42,469 --> 01:06:44,437 Don't do this, dude. 1538 01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:49,750 It's the only way. 1539 01:06:49,142 --> 01:06:51,111 Pi, be careful. 1540 01:06:51,177 --> 01:06:52,679 -Help. -[Pi] Troy. 1541 01:06:53,947 --> 01:06:55,148 This is between us. 1542 01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:56,750 Well, maybe a little squirt like you 1543 01:06:56,816 --> 01:06:58,180 can hide on the Reef, 1544 01:06:58,151 --> 01:07:00,186 but we're in open water now. 1545 01:07:00,253 --> 01:07:03,223 There's no way you can outrun me here. 1546 01:07:03,289 --> 01:07:04,758 Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. 1547 01:07:04,858 --> 01:07:08,261 [Troy laughing] 1548 01:07:19,739 --> 01:07:21,775 Oh, you are dead. 1549 01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:23,510 [cackles] 1550 01:07:23,576 --> 01:07:26,379 -Whoa, whoa, what's this? -Got you. 1551 01:07:27,681 --> 01:07:30,850 If I'm going, I'm taking you with me. 1552 01:07:30,984 --> 01:07:31,918 I don't think so. 1553 01:07:37,691 --> 01:07:39,492 [roaring] 1554 01:07:43,730 --> 01:07:45,832 Whoo! 1555 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,690 Help! 1556 01:07:49,135 --> 01:07:51,338 Help, guys, please. 1557 01:07:51,438 --> 01:07:55,942 No! 1558 01:08:02,315 --> 01:08:04,918 [excited chatter] 1559 01:08:10,423 --> 01:08:12,359 Who's the shark who's mean and rotten, 1560 01:08:12,425 --> 01:08:15,595 and going to be served with potatoes au gratin? 1561 01:08:15,662 --> 01:08:16,863 [all] Troy. 1562 01:08:16,930 --> 01:08:18,665 Who's going to find himself coated in batter, 1563 01:08:18,732 --> 01:08:21,701 featured on seafood sampler platter? 1564 01:08:21,801 --> 01:08:22,869 [all] Troy! 1565 01:08:22,936 --> 01:08:24,938 That was a fairly insane thing 1566 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:26,473 you all just did. 1567 01:08:26,539 --> 01:08:29,750 Well, you know, we thought maybe you and the boychik 1568 01:08:29,175 --> 01:08:30,577 could use a little help. 1569 01:08:30,677 --> 01:08:33,780 Anything for an old amigo. 1570 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,249 Oh, Dylan. My baby. 1571 01:08:36,349 --> 01:08:38,318 Oh, I'm so proud. 1572 01:08:38,385 --> 01:08:40,186 Mom, I... 1573 01:08:40,253 --> 01:08:41,621 Oh. 1574 01:08:41,721 --> 01:08:44,357 Ahem. Excuse me. I think you dropped this. 1575 01:08:44,457 --> 01:08:49,662 Oh, no. That belongs to my awesome mother. 1576 01:08:49,729 --> 01:08:50,864 [laughs] Oh. 1577 01:08:50,930 --> 01:08:53,666 Why, thank you... 1578 01:08:53,733 --> 01:08:55,902 Doctor. 1579 01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:58,304 [purrs] 1580 01:08:58,371 --> 01:09:00,730 Thank you, Nerissa. 1581 01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,508 You can keep your thanks. 1582 01:09:01,574 --> 01:09:04,544 And, uh, you can take this off my hands. 1583 01:09:04,611 --> 01:09:05,779 But... 1584 01:09:05,879 --> 01:09:07,113 this belongs to you. 1585 01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:10,583 A long time ago, I gave it to the girl of my dreams. 1586 01:09:10,717 --> 01:09:12,986 We would have passed it on to our son, if we had one 1587 01:09:13,530 --> 01:09:15,388 and if he turned out like you. 1588 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,240 I don't know what to say. 1589 01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:19,459 You know what to say. 1590 01:09:19,592 --> 01:09:22,429 I'm just not the one you need to say it to. 1591 01:09:31,338 --> 01:09:33,173 Cordelia? 1592 01:09:33,273 --> 01:09:35,575 Oh, Pi. 1593 01:09:35,675 --> 01:09:36,676 Ohh. 1594 01:09:36,776 --> 01:09:38,378 That's the sweetest thing ever. 1595 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:40,180 I do believe in you. 1596 01:09:44,951 --> 01:09:46,860 Wunderbar. 1597 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,488 What? 1598 01:09:48,521 --> 01:09:50,423 Ah, come on. 1599 01:09:50,523 --> 01:09:52,592 -Whoo! -Ha ha! Let's go. 1600 01:09:54,361 --> 01:09:55,729 Wow! Yeah! 1601 01:09:55,795 --> 01:09:57,970 -Say... -Sorry. 1602 01:09:57,163 --> 01:09:58,231 [both] Whoo! 1603 01:10:27,527 --> 01:10:30,497 The townsfolk said, "Pi, you can't possibly win. 1604 01:10:30,563 --> 01:10:31,765 "He'll swallow your head 1605 01:10:31,831 --> 01:10:33,767 and pick his teeth with your fin." 1606 01:10:33,833 --> 01:10:36,636 But Pi was determined. 1607 01:10:36,770 --> 01:10:39,839 He refused to despair. 1608 01:10:39,939 --> 01:10:43,376 And I know it's all true, for, you see... 1609 01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:46,460 I was there. 1610 01:10:46,179 --> 01:10:47,681 [prawns giggling]