1 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,880 Dr. Harrison, stop. 2 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,148 You can't run forever. 3 00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:05,250 There's no escape, Doctor. 4 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,393 You're coming with us. 5 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,603 Don't use your dart gun. We got him cornered. 6 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,245 Argh! We were so close... 7 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,105 Daddy. 8 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,674 - Hmm? - Daddy. 9 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,266 Adam Harrison! 10 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,235 Huh? Oh, yes, sir? 11 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,337 No sleeping in detention. 12 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,906 Use this time for something productive. 13 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,314 What? 14 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:38,518 What's going on back there? 15 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,200 That's disgusting! 16 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:42,550 Adam, what's the problem? 17 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:45,191 It looks like someone stuck six packs of gum in my hair. 18 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,695 I didn't see nothing. 19 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:49,963 Tony, 20 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,698 go to the office. 21 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:53,233 Not again! 22 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,503 Ow! 23 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,675 You're dead, snitch! 24 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:11,484 Ow. Ow! 25 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:20,527 Holy crap, what's happening to me? 26 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:27,434 Oh! 27 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:43,183 Look at his shoes! 28 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,510 Huh? What... What? 29 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,257 Spaz alert. 30 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:53,930 He used to be in my History class. 31 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:54,427 That's why I changed classes. 32 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,763 He's got like no friends. 33 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,334 Hey, Adam. Are you okay? 34 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,902 Don't run, I don't bite. 35 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,706 Well, look who it is. 36 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,575 How ya doing, snitch? 37 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,143 Leave me alone. 38 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,589 Hey there, mop-top, whatcha doin'? 39 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,924 Are you on your way to the janitor's closet? 40 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,793 'Cause you look like a mop! 41 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,129 Good one! 42 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,797 Seriously, that counts as a good one? 43 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:31,965 Give me a break! 44 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:33,900 Good one! 45 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,802 That's a good one. 46 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,438 Get off me! 47 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,473 What? You gonna rat me out again? 48 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,576 Hard to say. It depends on the circumstances. 49 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:44,878 Wrong answer, snitch! 50 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:48,815 Stop! 51 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,318 Okay, you've had enough. 52 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,354 Here, let me help you. 53 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,392 Look at his shoes! What a freak! 54 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,796 Oh, hey, you forgot your backpack! 55 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,833 Cha-ching! Two points! 56 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:11,304 Jerks... 57 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:18,978 It was those boys again wasn't it? 58 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:21,314 No, I told you. I was playing soccer 59 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,383 with my friends and the ball hit me in the face. 60 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,653 Oh, yeah? What friends of yours play soccer? 61 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,955 Uh... The British ones... 62 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:31,725 My mates. But they call soccer "football." 63 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,794 Oh, do they? And how did this happen? 64 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,963 Soccer can be a dangerous sport. 65 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,366 Adam, quit messing around. 66 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,368 What are we going to do about this? 67 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,536 Either we chop it out, or we chew it out. 68 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,500 I vote chew. 69 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,507 Ugh. I vote chop. 70 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:50,844 Turn around. 71 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:58,180 You had such nice, long hair. 72 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,903 At least they can't make fun of my hair anymore. 73 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:41,728 Holy crap! 74 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:46,399 Adam, You're gonna be late! 75 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,768 I'll be down in a minute! 76 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,609 Adam... 77 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,812 That's not gonna work. 78 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,482 What's taking so long? 79 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,500 Are you all right? 80 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,652 I'm fine! 81 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,620 I guess your meatloaf didn't agree with me. 82 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,889 I thought you loved my meatloaf. 83 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,926 Love is a strong word. I like it. 84 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,794 No, like's too strong. 85 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,797 Hey, I hate your meatloaf. 86 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,320 What? 87 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,700 Listen, my meatloaf is... 88 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,369 Oh, Adam. 89 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,404 - What? - That hat... 90 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,720 What about it? 91 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,108 That was your father's. 92 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:37,484 Oh, sorry. 93 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:38,818 Why are you sorry? 94 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,587 I dunno. 95 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:43,723 He died. I didn't mean to make you sad. 96 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,293 He was a great man. 97 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:48,795 I wish I knew him. 98 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:55,135 I did a sloppy job on your hair. 99 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:58,338 I must have been more tired than I thought. 100 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,400 Here, let's put this back on. 101 00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:01,374 It looks good on you. 102 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,279 Now hurry up, you're going to be late for school. 103 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,715 I can't believe you don't like my meatloaf. 104 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,450 I'll let you in on a secret, Mom. 105 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:11,685 Nobody likes your meatloaf. 106 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:18,525 Okay. Well, enjoy your lunch. 107 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:19,959 It's meatloaf, isn't it? 108 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,895 Mmm. Could be. 109 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:31,938 All powerful men have one thing in common. 110 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,808 Great hair. 111 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,945 HairCo toupees have been worn in secret 112 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,714 by some of the greatest men in history. 113 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:48,154 But you're not here to be a part of our past, 114 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,724 you're here to be part of the future. 115 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,493 Make no mistake, gentlemen, hair is a growth business. 116 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,536 I'm afraid we'll need to ask you for your cameras. 117 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,121 Huh? 118 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:24,124 Mr. Kobayashi, I must insist. 119 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,892 Oh. 120 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,765 Ooh. 121 00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:38,204 This is where the magic happens. 122 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:42,175 The future isn't toupees, no, no, no. 123 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,644 The future lies in growing real hair. 124 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,684 We're not talking about embarrassing hair plugs, 125 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,953 useless scalp massagers, or fancy shampoo. 126 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,556 We're talking about genetic engineering. 127 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,793 State of the art DNA manipulation. 128 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,895 We're on the verge of a major breakthrough 129 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:05,980 that will change the lives of hundreds of millions of people... 130 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:11,400 And make us a fortune in the process. 131 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:30,957 Dr. Billingsley is our head of experimental research and development. 132 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,628 Oh, okay. I'll just need you to sign my work experience time sheet. 133 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,198 Stand on the "X." 134 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,800 Oh. 135 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,302 Whoa. 136 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,738 Oh! 137 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,239 Ooh. 138 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:49,900 Now, you may experience a slight burning sensation. 139 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,777 But don't worry about it. 140 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,582 Help me! 141 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,222 As you can see, 142 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,657 we're still perfecting the formula. 143 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:08,495 Once we do, people will pay anything for it. 144 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:12,198 The real money is in big hair. 145 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:23,309 Hmm. Reduce fluoroantimonic acid by five percent. 146 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,982 We have a no fighting policy at this school, 147 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:31,384 zero tolerance. 148 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,120 You fight, you're suspended! 149 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,222 You're suspended! 150 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,858 Do you hear me? Suspended! 151 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,828 You're so funny. 152 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,330 Hey, you better watch your back, snitch. 153 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,739 Adam Harrison. 154 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:56,276 I believe this belongs to you. 155 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,479 Nametag was on the inside. 156 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,880 Oh, thank you, sir! 157 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,417 Don't be throwing it into basketball hoops anymore. 158 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,687 What? Why would I throw my own bag into a basketball hoop? 159 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,957 Who knows why you kids do anything? 160 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,762 Adam, you are what we call a... 161 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,732 Mildred. 162 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:23,570 Uh, what are we saying instead of spazoid these days? 163 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,740 Uh, normally challenged, sir. 164 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,441 Oh, and, uh... 165 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,378 How would I say "friendless loser"? 166 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:35,615 Mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 167 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:42,222 Adam, you have mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 168 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,240 Do they make a pill for that? 169 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:45,959 No, sir. 170 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:50,764 Apparently, there's nothing we can do for you. 171 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,800 This acting out needs to stop. 172 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,168 But, sir... 173 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,303 We have a no fighting policy at this school. 174 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:01,274 Zero tolerance. You fight, you're suspended. 175 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,709 Getting beat up counts as fighting? 176 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:06,846 A fist can't punch without a face to receive it. 177 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,582 No fighting means no fighting. 178 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,917 Oh, and, Adam? 179 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,219 Yes, sir? 180 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,923 We have zero tolerance on hats. 181 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,592 No hats in school. 182 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,970 And get a haircut. 183 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:25,298 What... 184 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,802 Hmm? 185 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,288 Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended! 186 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,590 You should be happy. You hate school. 187 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,920 My dad's going to kill me. 188 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,127 He's got a 10 strikes policy, 189 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,428 and this is strike 10. 190 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,402 Come on, guys, you heard Principal Jones. He said no fighting. 191 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,572 He said no fighting on school property. 192 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,709 How do I look? 193 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,311 You look like stupid Adam. 194 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,846 This hat sucks. 195 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,750 Stop! 196 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,420 That's it, you're dead! 197 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,222 Come on, let's get him! 198 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,471 Come on, get him! 199 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,340 Don't let him get away. 200 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,589 Okay, guys, come on. You've had your fun. 201 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,192 Don't you know how this works? 202 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,627 We got him, boys! 203 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,280 This is the fun part. 204 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,230 Get off me! 205 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,273 What the... 206 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,909 Oh, oh... 207 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,511 Come on! 208 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,260 What is happening to me? 209 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:34,227 Oh, no... 210 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,631 You gotta come out sometime. 211 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,669 Yeah, and when you do, we'll be waiting. 212 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:53,790 It's Friday. He could be in there all weekend. 213 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:56,282 Are we really gonna wait here for three days? 214 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,884 Nah. Forget him. 215 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,986 Let's go bug the goats at the petting zoo. 216 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,259 - Were you ever going to tell me? - Oh! 217 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,363 Adam! You startled me. 218 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,565 You said Dad was dead! 219 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,268 - Adam... - If he's dead, why is he writing letters to you? 220 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,571 This one is from two weeks ago! 221 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,139 "Dear Shelly, I'm sorry to hear 222 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,108 "Adam is having a hard time at school." 223 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,943 - Really? - It's not what you think. 224 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,911 You didn't think I'd want to meet him? 225 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,380 You thought you could keep him to yourself? 226 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:37,851 Adam, your dad is alive. 227 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,152 That's all I can tell you. 228 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,821 - Are you kidding me? - I know it's hard, 229 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,390 but you've got to trust me. 230 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,992 Trust you! You're a liar! 231 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,728 You've been lying to me every day of my whole life! 232 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,864 Adam, please... 233 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,400 I thought you were the one person I could trust, 234 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,680 but you're just like everybody else. 235 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,437 Hmm. 236 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,406 I hate you! 237 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,441 Adam, no, please... 238 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,124 Hey, kid. You okay? 239 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,926 Just trying to get home. 240 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,462 Ain't you a little young to be hitchhiking? 241 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,798 I'm a little young to be stranded at the side of the road, 242 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,334 catching a cold in the pouring rain. 243 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,700 Yeah. I guess so. How far you goin'? 244 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,673 Uh, Route 89. 245 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,175 What? Are you kidding? That's 100 miles from here. 246 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,710 So can you take me? 247 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,413 It's getting awfully cold out here. 248 00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:16,216 I don't know... 249 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,884 Thanks, I really appreciate it. 250 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,320 Hey, I don't remember sayin' I'd take you. 251 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,188 Oh, come on. You'd hate yourself 252 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:25,992 if I died of pneumonia and it was all your fault. 253 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,762 All right! Close the door. 254 00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:44,811 Adam? Adam, are you awake? 255 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,513 Can we talk about this? 256 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,919 Adam? 257 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,258 Oh, no, no, no! 258 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:07,367 Well, you don't see many forests like this anymore. 259 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:12,380 Huh. You walk two weeks in any direction, and all you'd see is trees. 260 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:15,442 I'm telling you, you wouldn't want to get turned around out here, kid. 261 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,310 No, you wouldn't. 262 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:21,470 Well, it looks like... 263 00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:23,483 Yes, it's here! This is it! 264 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,420 This is it? 265 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,823 I didn't know people actually lived out here. 266 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:34,940 Yep, uh, home sweet home. 267 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:39,699 Home sweet home? Where's your house? 268 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:43,103 My House... My house is over there... Back a ways. 269 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:44,204 Hmm. 270 00:21:44,204 --> 00:21:46,139 Anyway, thanks. See ya. 271 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,577 Okay. Take care of yourself, kid. 272 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,750 Hello? 273 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,453 Hello? 274 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:26,790 Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude? 275 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:30,283 Hey, wait! Come back! 276 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,420 That's not fair! 277 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:57,210 Walk two weeks in any direction and all you'll see is trees. 278 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,786 Wow. 279 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,156 Hello? 280 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,729 Whoo! 281 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:25,380 Hello? Somebody there? 282 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,110 This isn't funny. Who's there? 283 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,890 Whoa. 284 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:53,733 ♪♪ She took my dog, my house 285 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,669 ♪♪ My pickup truck 286 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:59,139 ♪♪ But no matter what she say 287 00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:01,241 ♪♪ Can't take my cowboy boots away ♪♪ 288 00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:02,409 Whoa! 289 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,880 Holy cow! What in the heck was that? 290 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,586 Huh? Well, I'll be... 291 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:19,759 No service? Come on, you piece of junk! 292 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,729 Stupid smartphone! 293 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,701 911, what's your emergency? 294 00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:30,870 My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot! 295 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,273 I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam. 296 00:24:33,273 --> 00:24:38,780 Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for emergencies, not for prank calls. 297 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:39,412 Hello? 298 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,614 Hello? 299 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:44,951 Dang blame it, somebody's got to believe me. 300 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,590 National Enquirer, how can I help you? 301 00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:55,562 Don't hang up. You gotta believe me. 302 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:58,965 I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot. 303 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,900 Please hold, and I'll put you through 304 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,436 to Hairy Monsters, Swampthings, and UFOs. 305 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,720 Bigfoot? 306 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,740 Yes. Bigfoot. 307 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:11,811 It's a dead end. We gave up the search for Bigfoot 10 years ago. 308 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,781 With all due respect, if this thing is real, we have to have it. 309 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:17,117 It's the genetic bridge we've been looking for. 310 00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:22,856 Oh, no, no. I'm not wasting a fortune on another wild goose chase. 311 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:26,590 Think of the hair growth potential locked in that DNA. 312 00:25:26,590 --> 00:25:29,162 No more sprays. No more toupees. 313 00:25:29,162 --> 00:25:30,797 Just real hair. 314 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:33,833 Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist. 315 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:37,671 What makes you so sure this isn't just another hoax? 316 00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:39,272 Looking at the kid in this photo, 317 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:41,141 could there be any other conclusion? 318 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,813 Hmm. 319 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:49,349 Is that who I think it is? 320 00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:51,170 We think so. 321 00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:53,787 Then I only have one more question... 322 00:25:53,787 --> 00:25:56,589 Who took this photo? 323 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,760 So, sugar, you say you saw Bigfoot? 324 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,430 - Yes, ma'am. - And it's going to be in the paper? 325 00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:05,865 - That's what they said. - Ooh! You going to be famous. 326 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:09,569 It's so exciting. Nothing ever happens up here. 327 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,710 This is going to be good for business. 328 00:26:12,372 --> 00:26:14,741 Huh? Oh, what's that? 329 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,800 What did I tell you? 330 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,348 - Teddy! - What? 331 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:22,982 Raise the prices! 332 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,251 It happened right here. 333 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,720 Check out them skids. 334 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,230 I hit the brakes so hard, I almost flipped my rig! 335 00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:31,458 Sir... 336 00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:34,127 We got something. 337 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,330 Mmm. 338 00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:41,468 Hello? 339 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,737 Mrs. Harrison? 340 00:26:52,312 --> 00:26:53,513 Check the house. 341 00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:17,370 I think we got something. 342 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:19,390 Car's gone. No sign of the mother. 343 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,122 Stay away from me! Help! 344 00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:42,295 Don't come any closer! 345 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,631 What... What are you? 346 00:27:44,631 --> 00:27:46,990 Well, I'm, uh... 347 00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:47,734 I'm not sure how to break this to you... 348 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:50,136 But I'm your dad. 349 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,739 Dad? No, you're not! 350 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:55,642 Where is he? What did you do with him? Did you eat him? 351 00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:58,912 No, I promise, Adam. I'm your dad. 352 00:27:58,912 --> 00:28:02,982 Stop saying that! And back off! 353 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:06,386 Ooh, easy, killer. Don't twig me to death. 354 00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:08,288 Calm down, you have nothing to fear. 355 00:28:09,222 --> 00:28:10,657 Where did you get these? 356 00:28:10,657 --> 00:28:11,991 Your mother sent them to me. 357 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,660 I hate this picture. 358 00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:17,230 - That's you? - Yep. 359 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:19,599 It's you, me, and your mom. 360 00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:22,168 You were six months old. 361 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,470 Oh, man... 362 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:25,338 My dad is Bigfoot? 363 00:28:25,338 --> 00:28:28,608 - Yep. - Could my life get any worse? 364 00:28:28,608 --> 00:28:32,112 "Hey, Adam, your dad's famous, but not like a rock star, 365 00:28:32,112 --> 00:28:35,715 "more like a hideous beast that hides in the forest." 366 00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:37,684 Hideous? That's a bit strong. 367 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:40,120 Are you kidding? You're a monster. 368 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,454 I can see why you ran away. 369 00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:44,724 Whoa. I didn't leave because I'm a bigfoot. 370 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:47,193 I left because I was being hunted. 371 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,290 - Hunted? - You see, 372 00:28:49,290 --> 00:28:53,990 a pharmaceutical company wanted to turn me into a lab rat. 373 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:56,690 I left to protect you and your mother. 374 00:28:56,690 --> 00:28:58,938 We didn't tell you for your own safety. 375 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,407 What do you mean, a lab rat? 376 00:29:01,675 --> 00:29:03,643 Does your mom know you're out here? 377 00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:05,512 Yeah. She gave me the address. 378 00:29:05,512 --> 00:29:07,213 She told me to come out here... 379 00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:08,715 Alone. 380 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,617 Adam, you're lying to me. 381 00:29:10,617 --> 00:29:12,986 You and mom have been lying to me my entire life. 382 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:14,688 We had no choice. 383 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:17,190 You have no idea how hard it was on both of us. 384 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:18,825 What about me? 385 00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:22,295 It broke my heart that I couldn't be there when you needed me. 386 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,831 Adam, this is serious. 387 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,166 Tell me how you found me. 388 00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,934 I found your letters. 389 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,869 You took a big risk coming here. 390 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:32,539 Your mom must be worried sick. 391 00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:35,942 Hmm? 392 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:47,454 - What's going on? - Just a routine check. 393 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:49,823 Routine? It doesn't look that way to me. 394 00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:51,891 Are you Shelly Harrison? 395 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:55,610 What? Are you a police officer? 396 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:57,530 I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your engine and step out of the vehicle. 397 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,990 Hmm. Okay. 398 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:04,604 Ma'am, it's futile. 399 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,639 I suggest you get out of the car. 400 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,443 She sent me everything. 401 00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:13,279 I couldn't get enough of it. She's so proud of you. 402 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,215 I always thought Mom threw these out. 403 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:16,750 Not a single one of them. 404 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,284 So what about me? 405 00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:21,187 Am I gonna be... Like you? 406 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:23,790 No. You've got nothing to worry about. 407 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:25,291 You're already 13... 408 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,193 - So what? - Well... 409 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,828 You'd have symptoms by now. 410 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:31,264 Oh, you mean like hair that grows a foot overnight? 411 00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:33,333 Feet that blow through the ends of my shoes? 412 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,667 That kind of thing? 413 00:30:35,602 --> 00:30:37,737 I'm going to be a monster? 414 00:30:37,737 --> 00:30:39,739 It's not so bad. 415 00:30:39,739 --> 00:30:41,574 How is it not so bad? 416 00:30:41,608 --> 00:30:44,611 Spending the rest of my life hiding in the forest like an animal? 417 00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:47,580 Slow down. What else do you have? 418 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:51,518 The hair thing, the feet. What about your ears? 419 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:55,288 When your adrenaline's up, does your hearing change? 420 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,290 Sometimes it gets super loud. 421 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:59,250 Like a migraine or something. 422 00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:00,960 When's the last time you shaved your hands? 423 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,295 What? Ew! Never! 424 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,463 But you shave your back? 425 00:31:03,463 --> 00:31:05,298 No. I don't shave anything. 426 00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:09,102 This is amazing. My hands and back are where it started. 427 00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:13,506 By the time I was 12, I was waxing my back every weekend with duct tape. 428 00:31:13,506 --> 00:31:15,308 But you're different. 429 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,410 It's like you've got all the good stuff, but none of the fur. 430 00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:19,779 How is any of this "good stuff"? 431 00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:23,490 There's a lot of good things about being a bigfoot. 432 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,618 You're standing on that leg, aren't you? 433 00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:49,900 You... You fixed my leg. 434 00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:50,577 How is that possible? 435 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:53,980 The healing touch, fast growing hair, big feet... 436 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:55,849 It all goes with the territory. 437 00:31:55,849 --> 00:31:57,984 Holy moly. What are you? 438 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,819 Some kind of hairy wizard? 439 00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:02,655 Ha. Nothing that exciting. 440 00:32:02,689 --> 00:32:05,158 We've got to find out what else you can do. 441 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:07,260 Hang on to this. 442 00:32:08,528 --> 00:32:09,729 What's it do? 443 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:20,807 Whoo-hoo! 444 00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:26,413 Whoo-hoo! 445 00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:36,690 Whoa! 446 00:32:45,932 --> 00:32:49,469 Whoa! 447 00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:57,410 What's going on? It hurts! 448 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,119 Just relax... 449 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:08,922 That was so irresponsible! You could've killed me! 450 00:33:08,922 --> 00:33:10,924 It's the adrenaline. 451 00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:12,959 Calm down. 452 00:33:12,959 --> 00:33:15,428 Take a deep breath. 453 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:18,131 That's it. And listen. 454 00:33:24,537 --> 00:33:26,940 Whoa. It's a woodpecker. 455 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,308 Focus over there. 456 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:39,919 That's a... What do you call it? 457 00:33:39,919 --> 00:33:42,422 - A geyser. - It's like I can see it. 458 00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:44,424 The sound makes a picture in your head. 459 00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:48,194 Dolphins and bats have something similar called echolocation. 460 00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:50,463 Pretty cool, Huh? 461 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:53,666 I guess. Well, Batman's cool... 462 00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:55,101 Dolphinman, not so much. 463 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:57,203 And your feet... Tell me you've tried them? 464 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,471 Ditch the shoes, buddy. 465 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,510 - Ah! - What? 466 00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:04,678 It's cold. 467 00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:07,647 - Try to keep up. - Huh? 468 00:34:07,647 --> 00:34:09,616 - Whoo-hoo! - Wait! 469 00:34:25,665 --> 00:34:26,933 Whoo-hoo! 470 00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:28,935 This is amazing! 471 00:34:28,968 --> 00:34:30,503 Feels good, doesn't it? 472 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,872 Yeah! It's the greatest feeling in the... 473 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,578 Whoo-hoo! 474 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:46,720 Whoo! 475 00:34:50,357 --> 00:34:51,558 Whoo! 476 00:34:56,663 --> 00:34:58,398 Whoo-hoo! Oh! 477 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:00,567 Whoo... 478 00:35:00,567 --> 00:35:02,102 Ouch, buddy. Oh. 479 00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:04,571 I'm so sorry. I should've warned you. 480 00:35:04,571 --> 00:35:08,174 You've gotta avoid smashing head first into the trees. 481 00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:12,746 I think I'm done with bigfoot lessons for the day. 482 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,214 There's one more thing. 483 00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:16,249 Does it involve smashing head first into anything? 484 00:35:16,249 --> 00:35:18,918 Nope. I can talk to animals. 485 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:20,860 Are you kidding? 486 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,521 Just watch. 487 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:23,223 Hey, Steve, come over here. 488 00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:36,536 So what did you say to her? 489 00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:39,372 I love it. 490 00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:42,420 I just hear chirps. I guess I don't have that one. 491 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:46,513 Give it a shot. The secret here is to slow things down. 492 00:35:54,254 --> 00:35:55,722 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 493 00:35:55,722 --> 00:35:57,824 You look better in real life than in your photo. 494 00:35:57,824 --> 00:35:59,626 - No way. - Yes way. 495 00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:00,927 It works! 496 00:36:00,927 --> 00:36:03,830 It... Is... Nice... To... Meet... You! 497 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,932 You don't need to talk like that. 498 00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:07,400 They understand you just fine. 499 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,803 What am I? Chopped liver? 500 00:36:09,803 --> 00:36:13,730 Sheesh. He doesn't even introduce me! 501 00:36:13,730 --> 00:36:14,908 The trees talk too? 502 00:36:14,908 --> 00:36:16,309 This place is like a Disney movie! 503 00:36:17,410 --> 00:36:19,913 Hello... Oh! 504 00:36:19,913 --> 00:36:22,982 Trees don't talk, you stupid idiot. 505 00:36:22,982 --> 00:36:24,584 That's just Trapper. 506 00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:28,421 Enchante. Ow! 507 00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:31,224 Oh, yeah. This is my lovely wife, Weecha. 508 00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:32,826 She's also enchanted. 509 00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:34,427 Oh. Hello. 510 00:36:34,427 --> 00:36:36,620 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 511 00:36:36,620 --> 00:36:38,498 Your dad talks about you all the time. 512 00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,100 Every real man has a son. 513 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,100 I got kids on the way myself. 514 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,436 All boys. 515 00:36:43,436 --> 00:36:45,138 We don't know that. 516 00:36:45,138 --> 00:36:46,973 I can tell. 517 00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:50,430 How you doin', fellas? Gettin' big and strong in there? Good. 518 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:52,812 I have to say... 519 00:36:52,812 --> 00:36:55,315 - The kid doesn't look like a bigfoot. - Trapper! 520 00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:57,350 What? I'm just calling it like it is. 521 00:36:57,350 --> 00:37:00,553 You've all got eyes. This is a bigfoot. 522 00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:03,390 This is a boy. It's Humans 101. 523 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:06,659 Don't listen to Trapper. Nobody here does. 524 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:09,829 Are you kidding? I'm like the boss around here! 525 00:37:09,829 --> 00:37:13,133 Everybody in this forest hangs off my every word. 526 00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:15,935 Is he always like that? 527 00:37:15,969 --> 00:37:17,370 What a place. 528 00:37:18,638 --> 00:37:20,407 I'm starting to like it here. 529 00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:27,514 Don't run and don't turn your back to him. 530 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:31,351 Oh, no. He's a big one! 531 00:37:34,554 --> 00:37:36,189 Careful, Dad! Don't... 532 00:37:43,697 --> 00:37:47,400 Nice performance, Wilbur. 10 out of 10! 533 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,870 Well, thanks. I've been practicing. 534 00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:53,506 You jerk! I almost had a heart attack. 535 00:37:53,506 --> 00:37:55,800 Nothing to be afraid of. 536 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,710 This is just Wilbur. 537 00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:59,946 He's a big teddy bear, sweeter than a pot of honey. 538 00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:01,614 I am not! 539 00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:05,850 Okay, maybe I am. 540 00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:06,619 This is my son, Adam. 541 00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:08,955 Pleased to meet you, kid. 542 00:38:08,955 --> 00:38:11,570 Over the hill... 543 00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:13,526 Oh, hello. 544 00:38:13,526 --> 00:38:15,862 - Two of 'em... - Wow, slow down, Tina. 545 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:17,731 Breathe through your nose. 546 00:38:17,731 --> 00:38:20,330 I ain't got time to breathe through my nose! 547 00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:22,569 I'm talkin' about rednecks with guns! 548 00:38:22,569 --> 00:38:25,438 Hoo-hoo, hunters! 549 00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:27,207 Hunters? Should we hide? 550 00:38:27,207 --> 00:38:29,943 That won't be necessary. 551 00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:34,514 I, my friend, am a connoisseur 552 00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:36,416 and when it comes to hamburgers, 553 00:38:36,449 --> 00:38:40,186 this is a tasty piece of beef. 554 00:38:40,186 --> 00:38:42,522 I thought you got the fried chicken. 555 00:38:42,522 --> 00:38:46,960 My point is, whatever it is, it's delicious. 556 00:38:48,728 --> 00:38:51,431 We haven't had hunters in three seasons! 557 00:38:53,299 --> 00:38:56,169 Blue 32. Green 180. Hut! 558 00:38:57,604 --> 00:38:59,406 Yee-haw! 559 00:38:59,439 --> 00:39:02,609 You think that'd be cruelty to animals, but she loves it. 560 00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:08,181 My point is, 561 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:10,150 we're smarter than them animals, 562 00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:13,153 so they deserve to die. 563 00:39:29,269 --> 00:39:31,304 That's the sign. 564 00:39:39,779 --> 00:39:42,849 It's a dog-eat-dog world, my friend, 565 00:39:42,849 --> 00:39:44,584 but I ain't eatin' no dog. 566 00:39:44,584 --> 00:39:46,753 Which brings me back to my hamburger. 567 00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:48,621 That would be a chicken burger. 568 00:39:48,621 --> 00:39:49,989 Whatever burger. 569 00:40:07,207 --> 00:40:08,208 Oh! 570 00:40:08,908 --> 00:40:10,243 I got it! 571 00:40:10,977 --> 00:40:12,278 I saw it first! 572 00:40:18,618 --> 00:40:21,187 We got him, my friend! 573 00:40:21,187 --> 00:40:25,580 I told you dousing ourselves in that bear urine 574 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,726 would make us in-detectable. 575 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,161 Like the Invisible Man. 576 00:40:28,161 --> 00:40:30,830 Ooh, you were right about that one, buddy. 577 00:40:30,830 --> 00:40:34,234 All we gotta do before we mount it on the wall is make sure it's dead. 578 00:40:34,234 --> 00:40:35,602 Let's take a look. 579 00:40:37,837 --> 00:40:39,806 Yup. He's a goner. 580 00:40:39,839 --> 00:40:44,744 I love destroying nature's most majestic creatures! 581 00:40:44,744 --> 00:40:48,140 Come on, get your butt in here. Selfie time! 582 00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:55,755 I'm gonna post that up on Facebook, 583 00:40:55,789 --> 00:40:57,524 and watch the likes come rollin' in. 584 00:40:57,524 --> 00:40:59,559 Oh, don't you be tagging me! 585 00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:02,262 My wife thinks I'm down at the community college studyin' to be an... 586 00:41:06,299 --> 00:41:09,690 Zombie bear! 587 00:41:09,969 --> 00:41:11,571 He's undead! 588 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:15,800 I did poke it! 589 00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:24,851 And stay out! 590 00:41:24,851 --> 00:41:27,187 Nice shot, honey. 591 00:41:27,187 --> 00:41:31,910 They won't be coming back for a while. 592 00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:34,294 That was the best thing I've ever seen! 593 00:41:37,597 --> 00:41:39,466 At least you guys know how to have a good time. 594 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:42,202 We make the most of it. 595 00:41:42,202 --> 00:41:44,204 It's nice to finally have a dad. 596 00:41:44,204 --> 00:41:47,140 Well, then, son, we've got to make up for lost time. 597 00:41:47,140 --> 00:41:49,142 All right. Where do we start? 598 00:41:49,142 --> 00:41:50,910 I don't know. 599 00:41:50,910 --> 00:41:56,483 Okay, so what's the best father-son thing you can think of? 600 00:41:56,483 --> 00:41:59,452 Hmm... Uh... Want to play baseball? 601 00:41:59,452 --> 00:42:02,188 - Sure, why not? You got a ball? - Hmm. 602 00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:07,293 Whoa, I would have picked a different activity 603 00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:09,763 if I'd known you had to whittle a ball from scratch. 604 00:42:09,763 --> 00:42:11,331 That's how things work around here. 605 00:42:11,331 --> 00:42:13,330 You have to rely on yourself. 606 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,468 Yeah. I guess you can't just order it off the Internet. 607 00:42:15,468 --> 00:42:17,704 What's the Internet? 608 00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,373 You've never heard of the Internet? Are you kidding me? 609 00:42:20,373 --> 00:42:21,975 Adam, I'm joking. 610 00:42:21,975 --> 00:42:24,611 I know what the Internet is. Come on! 611 00:42:24,611 --> 00:42:27,347 I have tons of friends on MySpace. 612 00:42:28,581 --> 00:42:31,418 Things have changed a little bit. 613 00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:32,786 You'll see when you come back. 614 00:42:32,786 --> 00:42:35,155 Oh, Adam, I told you. I can't. 615 00:42:36,489 --> 00:42:39,526 I'm sorry, I know how you feel. 616 00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:41,161 Come on, son, show me what you got. 617 00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:43,496 Okay, Pops. 618 00:42:45,432 --> 00:42:46,633 Huh? 619 00:42:53,273 --> 00:42:56,209 Whoa, maybe we should try something else. 620 00:42:56,209 --> 00:42:57,377 Hmm. 621 00:42:57,377 --> 00:42:59,112 Whoo-hoo! 622 00:42:59,813 --> 00:43:01,114 Whoo! 623 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:15,929 Whoa, that felt great. 624 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,337 Ah, come on out, I'll race you back. 625 00:43:24,337 --> 00:43:27,273 All right, old man, bring it on. 626 00:43:35,882 --> 00:43:37,817 Give me a second. 627 00:43:37,817 --> 00:43:40,153 What's wrong, gettin' tired? 628 00:43:40,153 --> 00:43:41,721 You wish. 629 00:43:41,721 --> 00:43:43,390 Whoo-hoo! 630 00:43:43,390 --> 00:43:45,258 Hey, no fair! 631 00:43:58,538 --> 00:44:00,907 You totally cheated! 632 00:44:00,907 --> 00:44:03,109 We'll call it a tie. 633 00:44:03,910 --> 00:44:06,279 Whoa! Did you make this? 634 00:44:06,279 --> 00:44:08,748 Sure did. So do you play? 635 00:44:08,748 --> 00:44:10,483 Oh, yeah. I love guitar! 636 00:44:16,589 --> 00:44:18,158 Yeah, uh, 637 00:44:18,158 --> 00:44:20,293 try not squeezing so tight. 638 00:44:20,293 --> 00:44:24,970 Yeah, leave a little space... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Okay. 639 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,935 I think it's out of tune or something. 640 00:44:28,935 --> 00:44:31,771 Do you play or is it just to look cool? 641 00:44:31,771 --> 00:44:34,700 Well, you'll be the judge. 642 00:44:56,796 --> 00:44:58,331 Holy crap! 643 00:44:58,331 --> 00:45:00,667 Well, I've had lots of time to practice. 644 00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:02,669 Can you teach me how to do that? 645 00:45:02,669 --> 00:45:05,638 Well, maybe a little bit more rock and roll. 646 00:45:05,638 --> 00:45:07,540 Of course, I'd be happy to. 647 00:45:13,179 --> 00:45:14,714 You have to come home with me. 648 00:45:14,714 --> 00:45:18,685 Oh, Adam, I wish I could, but it's not safe. 649 00:45:18,685 --> 00:45:22,155 We can keep you a secret. No one will ever know. 650 00:45:22,155 --> 00:45:23,990 They don't even know you're alive! 651 00:45:23,990 --> 00:45:25,692 HairCo will find out. 652 00:45:25,692 --> 00:45:28,294 I'm sure they've been monitoring you and your mom. 653 00:45:28,294 --> 00:45:32,232 They're relentless. I've seen it firsthand. 654 00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:34,134 When I was in medical school, 655 00:45:34,134 --> 00:45:36,102 I started studying my hair growth, 656 00:45:36,102 --> 00:45:39,973 desperately trying to make sense of what was happening to me. 657 00:45:39,973 --> 00:45:43,276 I discovered a rare DNA mutation in my blood 658 00:45:43,309 --> 00:45:46,713 was triggering a resurgence of Neanderthal features. 659 00:45:46,713 --> 00:45:49,149 Every day I was becoming more of a bigfoot. 660 00:45:50,383 --> 00:45:53,119 HairCo found out about my experiments. 661 00:45:53,119 --> 00:45:56,122 At first they tried to hire me 662 00:45:56,122 --> 00:45:59,192 but when I declined, my lab was ransacked, 663 00:45:59,192 --> 00:46:02,620 and all my research stolen. 664 00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:04,397 That's when things got really out of control. 665 00:46:04,397 --> 00:46:06,232 They threatened your mother. 666 00:46:06,232 --> 00:46:09,102 We couldn't go anywhere without being followed. 667 00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:13,239 I knew the only way to keep you safe was to disappear. 668 00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,776 Why didn't they come after me? Don't we have the same, uh... 669 00:46:16,776 --> 00:46:20,460 DNA. Yes, we do, but when you were younger, 670 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,949 the genetic mutation hadn't activated yet. 671 00:46:22,949 --> 00:46:27,253 I'm sure they found some of your genetic material when they ransacked the house. 672 00:46:27,253 --> 00:46:30,123 But back then, you'd have seemed totally normal. 673 00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:31,725 That must be why they left us alone. 674 00:46:31,725 --> 00:46:34,394 And it's the reason I can't come back. 675 00:46:34,394 --> 00:46:37,230 It's too dangerous. If they even suspect I'm alive, 676 00:46:37,230 --> 00:46:39,399 they'll stop at nothing to get what they want. 677 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:45,380 You. 678 00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:46,339 What are you doing here? 679 00:46:46,339 --> 00:46:48,575 All day breakfast, of course. 680 00:46:48,575 --> 00:46:52,345 I jest. Please sit, Mrs. Harrison, 681 00:46:52,345 --> 00:46:56,116 so that we might solve the problem of your missing boy. 682 00:46:56,149 --> 00:46:58,418 He hates that photo. 683 00:46:58,418 --> 00:47:00,754 You expect me to believe you're here because of my son? 684 00:47:00,754 --> 00:47:02,222 Oh, you got me. 685 00:47:02,222 --> 00:47:04,190 I don't care about your son, 686 00:47:04,190 --> 00:47:07,494 but if we find him, we find your husband. 687 00:47:08,261 --> 00:47:09,929 My husband? 688 00:47:09,929 --> 00:47:11,998 He died a long time ago. You know that. 689 00:47:11,998 --> 00:47:13,900 Yes, well... No. 690 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:17,637 Some new evidence has come to my attention. Please read the headline. 691 00:47:19,390 --> 00:47:20,607 "Baby born in a pumpkin." 692 00:47:21,908 --> 00:47:24,100 The other headline. 693 00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:28,348 Bigfoot? Really? 694 00:47:28,348 --> 00:47:33,420 Before he disappeared, your husband was working on strange experiments. 695 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:37,791 Studying hair growth. Hair like we've never seen. 696 00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:40,660 Hair like that of say, a bigfoot. 697 00:47:42,262 --> 00:47:45,165 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say? 698 00:47:45,165 --> 00:47:50,937 Your son happens to show up at the first Bigfoot sighting in 10 years? 699 00:47:50,937 --> 00:47:53,940 I don't think your husband was studying Bigfoot. 700 00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:56,409 I think he is Bigfoot. 701 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,449 Ta-da! And you said I don't wine and dine you anymore. 702 00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:04,417 Something isn't right. 703 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:06,319 I thought you might say that. 704 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,988 Perfect-issimo. 705 00:48:08,988 --> 00:48:12,392 A beautiful meal for my beautiful wife, 706 00:48:12,392 --> 00:48:14,728 and my soon-to-be-born sons. 707 00:48:14,728 --> 00:48:17,864 Eat up boys, no runts in this litter! 708 00:48:17,864 --> 00:48:23,103 Shh, I'm serious. What are all these black cars doing here? 709 00:48:25,305 --> 00:48:26,639 Oh, no. 710 00:48:27,807 --> 00:48:30,377 I know. He hates that photo. 711 00:48:35,348 --> 00:48:38,385 That's Bigfoot's wife. 712 00:48:38,385 --> 00:48:40,520 We're not leaving until we find him. 713 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,656 Tear the forest down if you have to. 714 00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:48,294 Yuck. Looks way too healthy. 715 00:48:48,328 --> 00:48:50,530 Well, it is. And tastes good too. 716 00:48:50,530 --> 00:48:52,298 Ooh, don't you have any meat? 717 00:48:52,298 --> 00:48:53,900 I'm afraid not. 718 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:56,536 You kind of have to be a vegetarian out here. 719 00:48:56,569 --> 00:48:59,906 You eat one of those guys and everyone starts asking questions. 720 00:48:59,939 --> 00:49:01,808 Oh, no, who ate Trapper? 721 00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:05,245 Where's Trapper? Have you seen Trapper? 722 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:07,470 You can try to reason with them, 723 00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:09,549 but nobody cares that he's delicious. 724 00:49:09,549 --> 00:49:10,784 I am trying to tell them, you know, 725 00:49:10,784 --> 00:49:13,219 a little salt and pepper on the old Trapper, 726 00:49:13,219 --> 00:49:15,855 it's so good. They don't want to hear it. 727 00:49:15,889 --> 00:49:18,291 Oh, I see how that could be awkward. 728 00:49:18,858 --> 00:49:20,260 Whoa, hot. 729 00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:22,128 Hot but good, right? 730 00:49:22,128 --> 00:49:23,863 No... Just hot. 731 00:49:23,863 --> 00:49:25,265 You have to admit, 732 00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:26,733 it's better than Mom's meatloaf. 733 00:49:26,733 --> 00:49:29,803 I'll give you that. What is in that stuff anyway? 734 00:49:29,803 --> 00:49:33,573 Car tires, wet cardboard boxes and lots of ketchup. 735 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:39,879 We got a big problem. 736 00:49:39,879 --> 00:49:41,514 What's this? 737 00:49:41,514 --> 00:49:43,830 We saw Adam's mom. They got her locked in a trailer. 738 00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:44,284 - Shelly? - Mom? 739 00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:46,860 Hold on, it gets worse. 740 00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:48,655 There are a bazillion dudes in suits heading this way. 741 00:50:00,367 --> 00:50:02,680 I'm sorry... I... 742 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:03,903 You led them right to us. 743 00:50:03,903 --> 00:50:07,607 And what's worse, you put your mother in danger! 744 00:50:07,607 --> 00:50:09,576 - I... - Adam, what have you done? 745 00:50:09,609 --> 00:50:10,877 I didn't mean to. 746 00:50:10,877 --> 00:50:13,747 Actions have consequences. 747 00:50:13,747 --> 00:50:16,649 You should never have come here. 748 00:50:16,649 --> 00:50:18,918 Well, you better do something. 749 00:50:18,918 --> 00:50:22,255 If they find Bigfoot, the jig is up! 750 00:50:22,255 --> 00:50:23,356 I can fix this! 751 00:50:23,390 --> 00:50:24,624 What are you doing? 752 00:50:24,624 --> 00:50:26,259 I'll tell them I'm okay. It'll be fine. 753 00:50:26,259 --> 00:50:28,428 No, Adam, you don't know who you're dealing with... 754 00:50:36,369 --> 00:50:37,504 Please be safe. 755 00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:41,141 Over here, you found me! 756 00:50:41,141 --> 00:50:43,677 Adam Harrison, the missing boy. 757 00:50:43,677 --> 00:50:46,279 Everything's fine. We can all go home. Oh! 758 00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:58,124 Mom! 759 00:50:58,124 --> 00:50:59,926 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 760 00:50:59,959 --> 00:51:02,629 I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't have run away. 761 00:51:02,629 --> 00:51:04,164 And I should've told you the truth. 762 00:51:04,164 --> 00:51:07,330 There's a hundred agents in the forest looking for Dad. 763 00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:09,335 Adam, shh, watch what you say. 764 00:51:09,369 --> 00:51:11,370 Don't worry, they'll never find him. 765 00:51:11,370 --> 00:51:14,140 He's hiding in the tunnels near the base of the waterfall. 766 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:16,343 Hmm. 767 00:51:16,343 --> 00:51:18,578 This is an all-call. 768 00:51:18,578 --> 00:51:22,816 All agents re-route to sector G16. 769 00:51:22,849 --> 00:51:28,488 I repeat, the prize is in G16. I'm on my way. 770 00:51:28,488 --> 00:51:33,226 You heard the man, turn it around. Double time. 771 00:51:33,226 --> 00:51:36,629 The bigfoot is hiding down there. 772 00:51:40,233 --> 00:51:42,736 What are you waiting for? Get down there! 773 00:51:42,769 --> 00:51:44,337 I hear something. 774 00:51:44,337 --> 00:51:46,673 What is it? 775 00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:59,252 Someone push you in the pool? 776 00:51:59,252 --> 00:52:01,888 Adam! Don't hurt him! Please! 777 00:52:01,888 --> 00:52:04,357 Take her home. The boy rides with me. 778 00:52:04,357 --> 00:52:05,925 Where are you taking him? 779 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:09,950 Don't worry, we'll be right behind you. 780 00:52:09,950 --> 00:52:11,931 We're going to have a little chat. 781 00:52:31,951 --> 00:52:35,550 One last chance. Where is your father? 782 00:52:35,550 --> 00:52:37,900 So you can lock him in a cage? 783 00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:40,326 Your father's DNA can help millions of people. 784 00:52:40,326 --> 00:52:44,464 People who just want a full head of healthy hair. 785 00:52:44,464 --> 00:52:47,233 So you just take some DNA and let him go? 786 00:52:47,233 --> 00:52:50,303 Not exactly. We'll be partners. 787 00:52:50,303 --> 00:52:53,573 Your dad will work exclusively for us. 788 00:52:53,573 --> 00:52:55,410 Give me a break. 789 00:52:55,410 --> 00:52:56,476 Adam, listen to me... 790 00:52:56,509 --> 00:52:58,645 He's not a lab rat. He's my dad! 791 00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:06,820 It's becoming clear to me that you have no interest in negotiating. 792 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:09,456 Light it up, boys. 793 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,929 Are you crazy? 794 00:53:15,929 --> 00:53:20,734 Crazy is such an ugly word. I prefer "motivated." 795 00:53:20,734 --> 00:53:23,360 You'll never catch him. There's too much forest out there. 796 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,407 Oh, my boy, the fire's not for him. It's for you. 797 00:53:34,647 --> 00:53:36,549 Nice doing business with you. 798 00:53:36,549 --> 00:53:37,784 No! 799 00:53:39,319 --> 00:53:41,221 Oh. 800 00:54:02,142 --> 00:54:03,910 Help! Help me! 801 00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:24,970 Dad! 802 00:54:24,597 --> 00:54:25,899 Hang on! 803 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,474 No! 804 00:54:36,309 --> 00:54:38,778 So predictable. 805 00:54:38,778 --> 00:54:41,448 Dad. Come on. Please. 806 00:54:58,598 --> 00:54:59,599 Dad! 807 00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:14,247 Mission accomplished. So long! 808 00:55:25,580 --> 00:55:26,493 Wake up, Adam. 809 00:55:30,263 --> 00:55:31,464 Wake up. 810 00:55:31,931 --> 00:55:33,333 Dad? 811 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:36,200 He's awake. Are you okay? 812 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,405 I... I think so. 813 00:55:38,405 --> 00:55:41,574 All right, then. Take care of yourself, kid. 814 00:55:41,574 --> 00:55:43,576 Wait, where are you going? 815 00:55:43,576 --> 00:55:45,979 To find a new place to start over. 816 00:55:45,979 --> 00:55:47,180 You're just going to leave? 817 00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:49,115 Well, not much left here for us, is there? 818 00:55:49,115 --> 00:55:50,116 Way to go, man. 819 00:55:56,890 --> 00:55:57,824 Hey! Wait. 820 00:55:58,992 --> 00:56:00,427 Stop. 821 00:56:02,495 --> 00:56:04,397 Hey, I said stop! 822 00:56:08,501 --> 00:56:09,903 Huh? 823 00:56:09,903 --> 00:56:11,838 If you're going to bite my head off, do it. 824 00:56:11,838 --> 00:56:13,606 Otherwise, I've got something to say. 825 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,812 I've got a plan but I need your help. 826 00:56:18,812 --> 00:56:21,147 It's your problem, not ours. 827 00:56:22,782 --> 00:56:25,618 This isn't about me, it's about my dad. 828 00:56:25,618 --> 00:56:28,521 I made the mistake, he shouldn't have to pay for it. 829 00:56:28,521 --> 00:56:31,958 So you want us to bail you out now? Nice. 830 00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,827 I didn't mean for this to happen. 831 00:56:33,827 --> 00:56:37,130 I just came out here to find my family. I'm sorry. 832 00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:39,966 Sorry isn't going to unburn down our forest! 833 00:56:39,999 --> 00:56:43,970 If I could take it back, I would. But I can't. 834 00:56:43,970 --> 00:56:46,306 Please, guys, I need your help. 835 00:56:46,306 --> 00:56:48,742 When animals go up against humans, 836 00:56:48,742 --> 00:56:50,643 humans always win. 837 00:56:50,643 --> 00:56:53,713 I'm not gonna end up a bearskin rug. 838 00:56:53,713 --> 00:56:56,383 What would Bigfoot do if you were in trouble? 839 00:56:56,383 --> 00:56:58,180 Would he just walk away? 840 00:56:58,180 --> 00:57:00,553 Sometimes doing the right thing is hard. 841 00:57:00,553 --> 00:57:03,623 I'm not going to tell you it won't be dangerous. 842 00:57:03,623 --> 00:57:06,493 But the only way we stand a chance is if we work together. 843 00:57:06,493 --> 00:57:09,362 Please, Bigfoot needs your help. 844 00:57:11,310 --> 00:57:14,401 The kid's right. Bigfoot needs us. 845 00:57:14,401 --> 00:57:17,370 I agree with them, I'm in. 846 00:57:17,370 --> 00:57:19,572 All right then, we're in. 847 00:57:19,572 --> 00:57:22,409 Whoa, wait, we're not even going to discuss it? 848 00:57:22,409 --> 00:57:26,713 Uh, I was going to say "in" too, you just said it first. 849 00:57:26,713 --> 00:57:28,715 What do you say, Wilbur? 850 00:57:31,217 --> 00:57:33,530 Hmm, okay. 851 00:57:33,530 --> 00:57:34,988 Let's do it for Bigfoot. 852 00:57:52,138 --> 00:57:54,708 I could watch that all day. 853 00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:56,509 It's incredible. 854 00:57:56,509 --> 00:58:00,413 The structure of the hair is different at the molecular level. 855 00:58:02,749 --> 00:58:05,118 Oh. Oh! It's awake. 856 00:58:05,118 --> 00:58:07,854 Ah, good morning, my dear beast. 857 00:58:07,854 --> 00:58:11,691 Or should I say... Doctor Harrison? 858 00:58:11,691 --> 00:58:13,626 Let me go! 859 00:58:13,626 --> 00:58:15,228 Ah, ah, ah. Calm down. 860 00:58:18,565 --> 00:58:20,100 Or not. 861 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:21,334 Get back! 862 00:58:23,269 --> 00:58:25,438 Oh, no, no, no. There's no need for that. 863 00:58:25,438 --> 00:58:29,142 Do you have any idea what that thing costs? 864 00:58:29,142 --> 00:58:31,811 I'm sure we've got another one. 865 00:58:31,811 --> 00:58:35,148 Ah, the benefits of being rich. 866 00:58:35,148 --> 00:58:38,685 This thing here, I have no idea what it is. 867 00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:44,324 But we'll replace it too. 868 00:58:44,324 --> 00:58:47,794 The only thing of value here is our new friend. 869 00:58:47,794 --> 00:58:49,996 You'll never get what you want from me. 870 00:58:49,996 --> 00:58:52,832 I'll fight you every step of the way. 871 00:58:52,832 --> 00:58:55,100 No, you won't. 872 00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,803 You want to know how I know? 873 00:58:56,803 --> 00:58:58,805 Your family is still out there. 874 00:58:59,873 --> 00:59:01,641 Leave them out of this. 875 00:59:01,641 --> 00:59:03,610 Happily. I have no use for them. 876 00:59:03,610 --> 00:59:05,979 But if you make life hard for us, 877 00:59:05,979 --> 00:59:08,848 we can make life very hard for them. 878 00:59:08,848 --> 00:59:12,252 That said, if you cooperate... 879 00:59:12,252 --> 00:59:15,455 I promise to take good care of your family. 880 00:59:15,455 --> 00:59:18,458 So, Mr. Bigfoot, what will it be? 881 00:59:24,998 --> 00:59:27,467 Well, guys, it looks like we're going to have to hitch a ride. 882 00:59:27,467 --> 00:59:28,535 Got it. 883 00:59:31,104 --> 00:59:33,506 - What? - More of a covert ride. 884 00:59:33,506 --> 00:59:36,309 Got it. 885 00:59:36,309 --> 00:59:39,879 Okay, we'll wait for the last trailer in the convoy. Everyone ready? 886 00:59:39,879 --> 00:59:41,181 I was born ready. 887 00:59:41,181 --> 00:59:42,982 Actually, I was born a few weeks early. 888 00:59:42,982 --> 00:59:44,417 I needed a lot of help to get started... 889 00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:46,520 - Shut up. - Will you shut up? 890 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:47,354 - Shut up. - Yeah. 891 00:59:47,354 --> 00:59:48,521 What? 892 00:59:48,521 --> 00:59:50,857 Okay, guys, it's now or never. 893 00:59:50,857 --> 00:59:52,759 Are you sure about this? 894 00:59:52,759 --> 00:59:53,860 Now. 895 00:59:57,397 --> 00:59:59,599 This is nuts. Whoa! 896 01:00:01,735 --> 01:00:02,769 Whoa! 897 01:00:10,176 --> 01:00:12,450 Wait! Hold on! 898 01:00:12,579 --> 01:00:13,880 Wilbur! Run! 899 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,582 What do you think I'm doing? 900 01:00:24,724 --> 01:00:26,726 Whoa, what was that? 901 01:00:26,726 --> 01:00:27,994 Why you don't y'all go check it out? 902 01:00:27,994 --> 01:00:30,730 Aw, why do I have to go? I'm covered in latte! 903 01:00:30,730 --> 01:00:33,566 You're drinking a latte? 904 01:00:33,566 --> 01:00:35,680 What's wrong with that? 905 01:00:36,269 --> 01:00:38,571 Fine. Let's both go. 906 01:00:41,941 --> 01:00:43,430 Hmm. 907 01:00:43,430 --> 01:00:45,278 All right, let's roll. 908 01:00:51,985 --> 01:00:55,321 Hang on tight, guys. This is going to be a long ride. 909 01:00:55,321 --> 01:00:58,910 Check out Steve. He's loving it. 910 01:01:02,462 --> 01:01:05,632 This is amazing. 911 01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:08,268 He probably got tired of pecking for a living. 912 01:01:10,603 --> 01:01:12,639 I've extracted the bigfoot DNA 913 01:01:12,639 --> 01:01:14,607 and spliced it into the sequence. 914 01:01:14,607 --> 01:01:16,443 So what are you waiting for? 915 01:01:16,443 --> 01:01:19,312 This needs to be tested immediately. 916 01:01:19,312 --> 01:01:20,947 Send in the intern. 917 01:01:23,650 --> 01:01:25,118 Hmm. 918 01:01:25,118 --> 01:01:27,887 Oh. Oh! What's going on? 919 01:01:27,887 --> 01:01:31,191 My hair, it's growing. 920 01:01:39,699 --> 01:01:41,468 Incredible! 921 01:01:41,468 --> 01:01:44,671 It will be, but I'm still fine-tuning the genetic sequence. 922 01:01:44,671 --> 01:01:47,674 We're close, but I need more time with Bigfoot. 923 01:01:47,674 --> 01:01:49,843 We're closer than we've ever been. 924 01:01:49,843 --> 01:01:51,811 I want you working around the clock. 925 01:01:51,811 --> 01:01:55,882 Nobody rests and nobody goes home until we've cracked this thing. 926 01:01:56,649 --> 01:01:58,718 Sir? 927 01:02:07,861 --> 01:02:10,296 Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys? 928 01:02:10,296 --> 01:02:12,232 This guy drinks lattes. 929 01:02:12,232 --> 01:02:15,235 Oh, come on. You promised to let it go. 930 01:02:15,235 --> 01:02:17,404 Well, lah-di-dah. 931 01:02:29,449 --> 01:02:32,520 Ah! Are you kidding me? 932 01:02:35,722 --> 01:02:39,225 How are we going to find him? This place is gigantic! 933 01:02:39,225 --> 01:02:41,461 Shh. Let me concentrate. 934 01:02:55,709 --> 01:02:58,878 How much time do you need to finish sequencing his DNA? 935 01:02:58,878 --> 01:03:00,613 The ongoing mutations are... 936 01:03:02,682 --> 01:03:05,518 I can't see him. We've got to get closer. 937 01:03:05,518 --> 01:03:07,520 Steve, take out those security cameras. 938 01:03:07,554 --> 01:03:08,588 I'm on it. 939 01:03:08,588 --> 01:03:10,824 Everyone else, come with me. 940 01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:26,840 Piece of junk! 941 01:03:37,417 --> 01:03:38,685 Hmm. 942 01:03:51,998 --> 01:03:53,700 Sir? 943 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:56,200 Yeah, tech support? There's something wrong with the system here. 944 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,904 All the monitors are on the fritz. 945 01:03:57,904 --> 01:04:00,507 Have you checked if they are all plugged in? 946 01:04:00,507 --> 01:04:01,941 Of course they're plugged in! 947 01:04:03,410 --> 01:04:05,145 What do you say we smash it down? 948 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:07,180 Stealth all the way. 949 01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:11,451 Step aside, kid. Let a professional show you how it's done. 950 01:04:11,451 --> 01:04:12,952 Where'd you get that mask? 951 01:04:12,952 --> 01:04:16,220 Girl, there's a lot you don't know about me. 952 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:19,959 Lick, stick, and cut. 953 01:04:24,431 --> 01:04:25,632 Oh, shoot. 954 01:04:30,203 --> 01:04:33,873 We've got a perimeter breach! 955 01:04:33,873 --> 01:04:37,744 The wrong thing to do here would be to start pointing fingers. 956 01:04:37,744 --> 01:04:40,347 Careful... Careful... There's broken glass everywhere. 957 01:04:40,347 --> 01:04:42,549 This is standard troubleshooting procedure. 958 01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:45,352 Ninety percent of the time, something is unplugged. 959 01:04:45,352 --> 01:04:49,255 Like I said, everything is plugged in! 960 01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:57,497 Help! Tech support! Get down here right now! 961 01:04:57,497 --> 01:05:00,934 I'm so sorry, sir, I am in India. There is nothing I can do. 962 01:05:05,372 --> 01:05:07,674 Have I been helpful for you today? 963 01:05:07,674 --> 01:05:09,576 Would you be willing to take a short survey? 964 01:05:11,344 --> 01:05:12,379 There he is. 965 01:05:14,347 --> 01:05:16,149 We'll have to go through that door. 966 01:05:16,149 --> 01:05:17,617 Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in! 967 01:05:20,186 --> 01:05:21,988 Don't worry. I got it. 968 01:05:21,988 --> 01:05:25,191 What are we gonna do? How do we get out of here? 969 01:05:25,191 --> 01:05:27,327 Check the lockers for anything we can use. 970 01:05:27,327 --> 01:05:28,895 Take whatever you can carry. 971 01:05:28,895 --> 01:05:31,398 I need more men. Get them down here now! 972 01:05:33,366 --> 01:05:36,603 Jackpot! Does it make me look cool? 973 01:05:36,603 --> 01:05:39,906 Hey, no fair! I want the flare gun! Me, me, me me, me! 974 01:05:39,906 --> 01:05:41,241 Fine, take it. 975 01:05:47,380 --> 01:05:49,820 What? 976 01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:55,488 What? 977 01:05:55,488 --> 01:05:57,824 Maybe we should try something else. 978 01:05:59,292 --> 01:06:01,261 Yeah, that's more like it! 979 01:06:02,629 --> 01:06:05,498 Ow! Watch where you're swinging that thing! 980 01:06:08,201 --> 01:06:09,402 On three. 981 01:06:09,402 --> 01:06:11,304 Okay, guys. It's now or never. 982 01:06:11,304 --> 01:06:12,572 Okay. 983 01:06:12,572 --> 01:06:13,740 One... 984 01:06:14,474 --> 01:06:15,909 Two... 985 01:06:17,410 --> 01:06:18,411 Three! 986 01:06:22,549 --> 01:06:23,516 Fire. Fire! 987 01:06:26,252 --> 01:06:28,188 Keep firing! Keep... Oh! 988 01:06:34,928 --> 01:06:36,496 Gotcha, you little weasel. 989 01:06:36,496 --> 01:06:39,320 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 990 01:06:43,136 --> 01:06:45,538 Bring it on, suckers! 991 01:06:49,275 --> 01:06:50,243 Ha! 992 01:06:51,845 --> 01:06:52,846 Oh... 993 01:06:56,216 --> 01:06:57,217 No! 994 01:06:58,510 --> 01:07:00,320 Get your hands off him. 995 01:07:07,594 --> 01:07:09,295 What now? 996 01:07:09,295 --> 01:07:12,966 I'll deal with them. You go find your dad. Go, Adam, go. 997 01:07:23,843 --> 01:07:24,878 Over there. 998 01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:48,368 Come on, Captain! 999 01:07:55,241 --> 01:07:56,242 Over there! 1000 01:08:03,550 --> 01:08:04,751 Huh? 1001 01:08:04,751 --> 01:08:06,586 Whoa, get off me. 1002 01:08:11,858 --> 01:08:14,594 Hey, Wilbur, get me up there! 1003 01:08:14,594 --> 01:08:17,263 My pleasure. Whoa! 1004 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,635 Yee haw! 1005 01:08:31,678 --> 01:08:33,790 Whoo-hoo! 1006 01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:35,382 - Don't move! - What? 1007 01:08:35,382 --> 01:08:36,516 You're under arrest. 1008 01:08:36,516 --> 01:08:38,318 Y'all got to read me my rights. 1009 01:08:41,821 --> 01:08:43,823 That is one tough bear. 1010 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:47,861 Oh! 1011 01:08:56,669 --> 01:08:57,937 Dad! 1012 01:08:57,937 --> 01:08:59,572 Adam, how did you get in here? 1013 01:08:59,572 --> 01:09:02,842 Long story, but don't worry, I am here to get you out. 1014 01:09:02,842 --> 01:09:04,511 It's going to be okay, Adam. 1015 01:09:04,511 --> 01:09:05,779 What are you doing? 1016 01:09:05,779 --> 01:09:08,114 Everything I did was to keep you safe. 1017 01:09:08,114 --> 01:09:11,284 Not a day went by that I didn't wish I was in your life. 1018 01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:13,860 We've got to hurry. Come on! 1019 01:09:13,860 --> 01:09:15,288 I need you to believe that. 1020 01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:17,590 You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam. 1021 01:09:17,590 --> 01:09:20,293 It's very lucky your father is a friend of mine, 1022 01:09:20,293 --> 01:09:23,263 and friends forgive and forget. 1023 01:09:23,263 --> 01:09:25,265 You're going to have to catch us first. 1024 01:09:25,265 --> 01:09:26,666 Come on, Dad. Let's run! 1025 01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:28,168 I'm not going with you. 1026 01:09:28,168 --> 01:09:29,936 What? 1027 01:09:29,936 --> 01:09:33,940 I'm staying here. You and your mother are going to be safe. 1028 01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:35,675 It's better this way. 1029 01:09:35,675 --> 01:09:37,143 What did you do to him? 1030 01:09:37,143 --> 01:09:39,112 He's sick. You're killing him! 1031 01:09:39,112 --> 01:09:43,450 He's here under his own free will. He can leave at any time. 1032 01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:45,352 I'll be fine. Just go, Adam. 1033 01:09:46,286 --> 01:09:48,210 Don't look so surprised, 1034 01:09:48,210 --> 01:09:50,557 we're partners, your dad and I. 1035 01:09:50,557 --> 01:09:52,692 - I told you we would be. - Go on, now. 1036 01:09:52,692 --> 01:09:55,729 No! I'm not leaving without you. 1037 01:09:55,729 --> 01:09:57,831 You promised not to hurt him! 1038 01:09:57,831 --> 01:09:59,866 Hmm. Treat our young guest gently. 1039 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:05,171 It's time for Daddy to get back to work. 1040 01:10:05,171 --> 01:10:06,573 Take care of your mother. 1041 01:10:14,881 --> 01:10:16,149 Hmm. 1042 01:10:23,990 --> 01:10:27,660 I had the most beautiful dream. 1043 01:10:27,694 --> 01:10:29,996 I could take the rings off my tail 1044 01:10:29,996 --> 01:10:33,633 and link them together like a fancy magician. 1045 01:10:33,633 --> 01:10:35,368 I could be your assistant. 1046 01:10:35,368 --> 01:10:39,390 You could saw me in half, quarters, pennies, 1047 01:10:39,390 --> 01:10:40,306 whatever spare change you like... 1048 01:10:40,306 --> 01:10:42,542 Whoa, how many darts did you guys have? 1049 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:46,790 Let's just say that I was over my limit. 1050 01:10:46,790 --> 01:10:49,249 You'll never have to worry about anything again. 1051 01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:52,919 Take it from me, you're going to love being rich. 1052 01:10:55,689 --> 01:11:00,794 Oh, man, the kid sold us out. He took the money and ran. 1053 01:11:00,794 --> 01:11:04,698 Just think of it like he's away on a business trip, 1054 01:11:04,698 --> 01:11:07,200 working hard to provide for you. 1055 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,969 Except he never comes home from this business trip. 1056 01:11:09,969 --> 01:11:13,840 Oh, your father is a busy man. You know how it is. 1057 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,409 Well, business is business, I guess. 1058 01:11:16,409 --> 01:11:17,544 That a boy. 1059 01:11:17,944 --> 01:11:19,212 Huh? 1060 01:11:19,212 --> 01:11:21,681 Stop him! Get the boy. 1061 01:11:21,681 --> 01:11:23,883 Business is business! 1062 01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:29,890 Huh? 1063 01:11:31,191 --> 01:11:34,794 - Don't let it get wet! - My beautiful hair! 1064 01:11:34,794 --> 01:11:36,696 Ah! My toupee! 1065 01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:47,307 Security! Security! Shut down the fire alarm in sector 4 and open the doors! 1066 01:11:47,307 --> 01:11:51,778 Security, shut down the fire alarm in sector 4. 1067 01:11:51,778 --> 01:11:52,946 What? 1068 01:11:52,946 --> 01:11:54,881 A... A fire? Oh, no. 1069 01:12:00,687 --> 01:12:02,589 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1070 01:12:02,589 --> 01:12:05,959 Please proceed to your nearest exit in an orderly manner. 1071 01:12:05,959 --> 01:12:08,261 What's wrong with that guy? 1072 01:12:08,261 --> 01:12:12,532 Security, security. Switch off the alarm right away! 1073 01:12:12,532 --> 01:12:14,634 Evacuate. Evacuate. 1074 01:12:16,690 --> 01:12:19,806 Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm. 1075 01:12:19,806 --> 01:12:21,608 This is not a drill. 1076 01:12:21,608 --> 01:12:24,277 Please exit the facility at once. 1077 01:12:24,277 --> 01:12:25,679 What are you doing? 1078 01:12:25,679 --> 01:12:26,780 Standard procedure, sir. 1079 01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:29,149 Let me... Argh! ...go! 1080 01:12:34,921 --> 01:12:38,625 Oh, look who's back. Mister sellout moneybags. 1081 01:12:38,625 --> 01:12:40,593 Did you really think I'd leave you here? 1082 01:12:40,593 --> 01:12:41,761 Hmm. 1083 01:12:43,630 --> 01:12:44,297 Get these cages open now. Everybody out. 1084 01:12:44,297 --> 01:12:46,466 Yeah. 1085 01:12:46,466 --> 01:12:48,501 Feel free to start with me. 1086 01:12:53,740 --> 01:12:56,376 I can't believe you're unlocking all these randoms before me! 1087 01:12:56,376 --> 01:12:58,110 Thank you, my dear. 1088 01:12:58,110 --> 01:13:00,747 Mmm. Hello there, cowboy. 1089 01:13:00,747 --> 01:13:01,748 What are you in for? 1090 01:13:02,282 --> 01:13:03,383 Murder. 1091 01:13:04,718 --> 01:13:06,586 Just joking. I eat carrots. 1092 01:13:06,586 --> 01:13:08,688 You're funny. 1093 01:13:11,891 --> 01:13:14,270 Tina! Get me out of here! 1094 01:13:14,270 --> 01:13:16,896 This is not the time for fraternizing with inmates! 1095 01:13:19,299 --> 01:13:20,633 Adam, what are you doing? 1096 01:13:20,633 --> 01:13:22,669 Come on, Dad, I'm breaking you out. 1097 01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:27,640 I told you, I can't go. They'll always be after me. We'll always be hiding. 1098 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,843 I don't care, as long as we're together. 1099 01:13:29,843 --> 01:13:34,347 No, I won't do that to you. I'm not leaving. 1100 01:13:34,347 --> 01:13:37,851 If you don't come with me, I'll tell them I'm a bigfoot too. 1101 01:13:37,851 --> 01:13:39,853 You can't. 1102 01:13:39,853 --> 01:13:42,822 I've got your genes, I've got your crazy hair. I've got everything they need. 1103 01:13:42,822 --> 01:13:43,890 Adam, no. 1104 01:13:43,890 --> 01:13:46,426 Either we both stay, or we both go. 1105 01:13:46,426 --> 01:13:48,161 It's up to you. 1106 01:13:48,161 --> 01:13:51,431 But I need my dad, and I'm not leaving here without you. 1107 01:13:54,768 --> 01:13:57,404 You are one stubborn kid. 1108 01:13:59,372 --> 01:14:02,175 I guess I take after my old man. 1109 01:14:06,146 --> 01:14:09,315 Where's Adam? You said he was right behind us. 1110 01:14:09,315 --> 01:14:11,651 What have you done with my son? 1111 01:14:11,651 --> 01:14:13,753 Calm down, he's on the way. 1112 01:14:13,753 --> 01:14:15,321 As soon as he gets home, we'll be out of your hair. 1113 01:14:15,321 --> 01:14:18,124 As soon as you leave, I'm calling the cops. 1114 01:14:18,124 --> 01:14:20,427 What are you gonna say? 1115 01:14:20,427 --> 01:14:22,862 "Hello, police? My husband is Bigfoot, 1116 01:14:22,862 --> 01:14:24,931 "and he's been captured in an evil conspiracy." 1117 01:14:24,931 --> 01:14:27,200 Sounds pretty crazy to me. 1118 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,469 You know, someone with a story like that 1119 01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:31,604 probably isn't fit to raise a kid. 1120 01:14:31,604 --> 01:14:34,374 How dare you. You should be ashamed of yourself. 1121 01:14:34,374 --> 01:14:37,430 Listen, lady, we're just doing our jobs. 1122 01:14:38,478 --> 01:14:41,381 Now where's the can? You got a bathroom in this place? 1123 01:14:41,381 --> 01:14:43,783 No, we go in the bushes outside. 1124 01:14:44,951 --> 01:14:46,453 It's upstairs. 1125 01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:56,296 Simpson! Come into the bathroom, right now! 1126 01:14:56,296 --> 01:14:59,999 Uh... That's okay, I'll wait until you're done. 1127 01:14:59,999 --> 01:15:01,701 Would you get in here? 1128 01:15:03,937 --> 01:15:05,672 What's going on? 1129 01:15:09,275 --> 01:15:10,944 Sir, we're at the house. 1130 01:15:10,944 --> 01:15:13,513 The boy's a bigfoot. We've got the hair to prove it. 1131 01:15:13,513 --> 01:15:16,683 What? Fantastic! Change of plan, then. 1132 01:15:16,683 --> 01:15:18,351 Roger that. 1133 01:15:28,395 --> 01:15:32,499 That's not very nice. Do you treat all your guests like this? 1134 01:15:32,499 --> 01:15:34,934 Just the ones that kidnap my son. 1135 01:15:40,106 --> 01:15:42,776 Evacuate, evacuate. 1136 01:15:42,776 --> 01:15:45,311 Time to get your butts in gear. 1137 01:15:45,311 --> 01:15:47,847 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1138 01:15:52,352 --> 01:15:53,687 Follow me, buddy. 1139 01:15:57,190 --> 01:16:01,940 No more hiding. We're shutting this place down for good. 1140 01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:22,749 Oh, no! Come on. Hurry! 1141 01:16:28,588 --> 01:16:30,724 What now? 1142 01:16:30,724 --> 01:16:32,826 There's got to be another way out. 1143 01:16:32,826 --> 01:16:33,793 Dad, up there. 1144 01:16:35,495 --> 01:16:37,530 Let's check it out... Follow me. 1145 01:16:42,869 --> 01:16:47,730 Adam, watch where you step. Stay close. 1146 01:16:47,730 --> 01:16:49,442 Keep on going, I'm right behind you. 1147 01:16:58,418 --> 01:16:59,452 Up there. 1148 01:17:08,895 --> 01:17:11,297 There's no way down. We're trapped. 1149 01:17:11,297 --> 01:17:12,465 No, Dad. Look. 1150 01:17:14,968 --> 01:17:15,969 - Zipline! - Zipline! 1151 01:17:22,909 --> 01:17:24,177 Aah! 1152 01:17:24,177 --> 01:17:25,178 Oh, shoot. 1153 01:17:29,816 --> 01:17:32,786 One way in, one way out. 1154 01:17:34,854 --> 01:17:35,855 We're going home. 1155 01:17:38,858 --> 01:17:41,695 Let me go, you big oaf. 1156 01:17:42,996 --> 01:17:45,198 So what'll it be? 1157 01:17:45,198 --> 01:17:49,350 Shall we end this little charade and return you to your cell? 1158 01:17:49,350 --> 01:17:50,937 He's never going back there. 1159 01:17:52,105 --> 01:17:53,730 Dad! 1160 01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:59,913 You silly beast. You lied to me. 1161 01:17:59,913 --> 01:18:04,351 You're not so special. The boy has everything we need. 1162 01:18:04,351 --> 01:18:07,253 No, please. Leave him alone. You promised. 1163 01:18:07,253 --> 01:18:08,455 It's too late now. 1164 01:18:19,699 --> 01:18:23,470 I would've kept you both, but I only need one. 1165 01:18:23,470 --> 01:18:24,738 No, please! 1166 01:18:25,805 --> 01:18:26,806 I'm sorry, son. 1167 01:18:29,642 --> 01:18:30,643 No! 1168 01:18:35,315 --> 01:18:36,850 No. 1169 01:18:36,850 --> 01:18:38,551 Argh! You animal! 1170 01:18:38,551 --> 01:18:41,488 Really, it's you who is the animal. 1171 01:18:44,457 --> 01:18:46,860 I hate to break it to you, 1172 01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:49,290 but that's only a flare gun. 1173 01:18:49,290 --> 01:18:52,132 It won't do you any good. Now get back inside, 1174 01:18:52,132 --> 01:18:53,533 we've got work to do. 1175 01:18:53,533 --> 01:18:56,169 No, you're out of business. 1176 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:14,954 No! 1177 01:19:41,548 --> 01:19:44,651 Don't just stand there, pull me up! 1178 01:19:49,723 --> 01:19:51,291 No! 1179 01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:54,761 Ooh, that must hurt. 1180 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:01,267 Dad! 1181 01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:03,169 Dad! 1182 01:20:04,738 --> 01:20:05,739 Oh, oh... 1183 01:20:09,943 --> 01:20:12,912 Please, don't leave me. 1184 01:20:20,153 --> 01:20:23,490 The healing touch, it all goes with the territory. 1185 01:20:48,915 --> 01:20:52,752 Look at that! He really is a bigfoot. 1186 01:20:52,752 --> 01:20:55,622 You see, you never listen to me. I told you so! 1187 01:20:55,622 --> 01:20:57,424 Are you kidding? 1188 01:21:19,479 --> 01:21:20,447 Adam? 1189 01:21:21,481 --> 01:21:22,449 Dad? 1190 01:21:28,555 --> 01:21:31,570 For the better or for the worse, 1191 01:21:31,570 --> 01:21:33,590 it looks like you're stuck with me now. 1192 01:21:33,590 --> 01:21:36,290 You know, Dad, I'm glad to be a bigfoot. 1193 01:21:36,290 --> 01:21:37,831 Me too. 1194 01:21:37,831 --> 01:21:40,834 I don't know how you did it, but that was amazing! 1195 01:21:40,834 --> 01:21:44,537 I got to say it, kid, you're the real deal! 1196 01:21:44,537 --> 01:21:47,240 I guess I am. Whoa, watch out guys! 1197 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:52,579 You... You should have kept your end of the bargain. 1198 01:21:53,513 --> 01:21:56,449 It did not have to end this way. 1199 01:22:02,589 --> 01:22:04,657 Nobody messes with my family. 1200 01:22:05,759 --> 01:22:07,694 Huh, my kinda woman. 1201 01:22:07,694 --> 01:22:09,729 - Mom. - Honey. 1202 01:22:12,650 --> 01:22:15,335 Hi, sweetheart. It's great to see you. 1203 01:22:15,335 --> 01:22:17,670 - No more hiding. - No more hiding. 1204 01:22:17,670 --> 01:22:19,139 Look what I found. 1205 01:22:23,843 --> 01:22:29,416 Yo, dudes, metal! Tada da da da da da, yeah! 1206 01:22:37,230 --> 01:22:38,858 My research. 1207 01:22:38,858 --> 01:22:40,326 My lab! 1208 01:22:43,290 --> 01:22:46,299 My time sheet. 1209 01:22:59,279 --> 01:23:02,248 Ah, ah. Hey! That hurts. 1210 01:23:02,248 --> 01:23:04,317 Don't you have a snooze button? 1211 01:23:05,919 --> 01:23:08,621 You're gonna be late for school. Now get up! 1212 01:23:14,828 --> 01:23:17,430 Yeah! 1213 01:23:17,430 --> 01:23:20,166 Good mornin'! Allow me. 1214 01:23:22,168 --> 01:23:23,703 Oops. Sorry. 1215 01:23:25,605 --> 01:23:27,400 Good to go. 1216 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,575 Ew, gross. 1217 01:23:31,511 --> 01:23:32,512 Mmm. 1218 01:23:38,451 --> 01:23:40,653 How about a bearskin rug! 1219 01:23:43,390 --> 01:23:45,425 Mmm, he's so soft. 1220 01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:55,301 Hello, everyone. 1221 01:23:55,301 --> 01:23:58,805 Whoa, Trapper, that's going to give me nightmares! 1222 01:23:58,805 --> 01:24:01,740 Girls, don't listen to Uncle Adam, 1223 01:24:01,740 --> 01:24:05,512 he's just jealous of how pretty you made me look. Now who's doing my nails? 1224 01:24:05,512 --> 01:24:08,314 And you thought you were going to have boys. 1225 01:24:08,314 --> 01:24:10,160 I never said that. 1226 01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:12,352 That raccoon will never change. 1227 01:24:13,987 --> 01:24:16,690 I could definitely get used to this. 1228 01:24:21,561 --> 01:24:23,960 See you guys tonight. 1229 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:24,297 Don't forget your lunch. 1230 01:24:25,765 --> 01:24:27,734 Let me guess, meatloaf? 1231 01:24:27,734 --> 01:24:29,269 But of course. 1232 01:24:29,269 --> 01:24:32,405 New house rule. From now on, Dad does all the cooking. 1233 01:24:32,405 --> 01:24:34,240 You got a deal. 1234 01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:37,644 I, uh... I'm not so sure... 1235 01:24:43,283 --> 01:24:47,320 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 1236 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,256 Hey, Tony, what are you doing here all by yourself? 1237 01:24:50,256 --> 01:24:51,458 Where are your bros? 1238 01:24:54,427 --> 01:24:57,931 Calling in the cavalry. I guess some things never change. 1239 01:24:57,931 --> 01:24:59,766 Where have you been, mop-top? 1240 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:02,435 You know what? I like my hair. 1241 01:25:02,435 --> 01:25:04,404 Good for you. 1242 01:25:04,404 --> 01:25:06,239 I'm serious, leave me alone. 1243 01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:08,708 We don't need to fight. You're better than this. 1244 01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:12,379 No, we're not. 1245 01:25:12,379 --> 01:25:15,148 Okay, you asked for it. 1246 01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:19,152 What are you're going to do, whistle us to death? 1247 01:25:19,152 --> 01:25:21,354 Just calling in the troops. 1248 01:25:23,123 --> 01:25:26,559 Remember, I gave you a chance to walk away. 1249 01:25:26,559 --> 01:25:27,894 Oh. 1250 01:25:27,894 --> 01:25:31,197 Look what we have here. We're terrified! 1251 01:25:41,574 --> 01:25:42,842 Thanks, Wilbur. 1252 01:25:42,842 --> 01:25:44,577 Just doing my part. 1253 01:25:44,577 --> 01:25:47,881 Girls, Daddy is very proud of you. 1254 01:25:47,881 --> 01:25:49,516 What are you smiling about? 1255 01:25:51,851 --> 01:25:54,754 No. You didn't. Let's check them out. 1256 01:26:11,805 --> 01:26:13,873 Whoa. Don't mess with these girls. 1257 01:26:13,873 --> 01:26:16,710 They take after their old man. 1258 01:26:16,710 --> 01:26:18,678 Now you better get back inside 1259 01:26:18,678 --> 01:26:22,480 before somebody reports a giant bear terrorizing kids in the city. 1260 01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:23,490 Hi, Adam. 1261 01:26:24,517 --> 01:26:25,985 Hi, there. 1262 01:26:25,985 --> 01:26:27,420 What was that all about? 1263 01:26:27,420 --> 01:26:29,522 Well, uh... 1264 01:26:29,522 --> 01:26:31,691 Do you want to walk to school with me? 1265 01:26:31,691 --> 01:26:32,959 I'll tell you on the way. 1266 01:26:32,959 --> 01:26:35,795 I'd love to. I thought you'd never ask. 1267 01:26:36,863 --> 01:26:38,765 Oh. Cool. 1268 01:26:40,367 --> 01:26:41,668 Oh, no, not again. 1269 01:26:41,668 --> 01:26:44,704 Whoa, what's with the feet? 1270 01:26:44,704 --> 01:26:48,410 You're really different. I like that. 1271 01:26:48,410 --> 01:26:51,144 Maybe it'd be better if I switch to sandals. 1272 01:26:52,545 --> 01:26:54,347 We better hurry, we're going to be late. 1273 01:26:54,347 --> 01:26:57,584 Slow down, we've got plenty of time. 1274 01:26:57,584 --> 01:26:59,586 I really do want to hear your story. 1275 01:26:59,586 --> 01:27:02,322 Well, where do I start?