1 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,461 [WAVES CRASHING] 2 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,380 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,363 [CREAKING] 4 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:07,167 Once upon a time, long, long ago... 5 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,234 [MUSIC STOPS] 6 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:09,803 [SCRAPING] 7 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,340 [SCRAPING] 8 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,376 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 9 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,511 [SEABIRD CAWING] 10 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,347 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 11 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:24,317 Once upon a time, long, long ago-- 12 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:25,218 Come on! 13 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,553 [MUSIC STOPS] 14 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,121 [SCRAPING] 15 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:32,125 [CLANKS] 16 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,662 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 17 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:40,100 Once upon a time, long, long ago... 18 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,535 one unlucky sailor 19 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,939 fell under an ancient wicked curse. 20 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:48,141 And thusly, he became known 21 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:51,110 as the dreaded Flying Dutchman. 22 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:52,712 [THUNDER BREAKING] 23 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:56,216 Legend has it, the only way to lift his curse 24 00:01:56,249 --> 00:02:00,220 is through the pure heart of an innocent. 25 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,455 Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman 26 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,457 is doomed to wander the seas 27 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,960 in search of this magical soul. 28 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:11,970 A precious youth with an innocent mind. 29 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,330 Will he find this soul? 30 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:15,235 [THUNDER BREAKING] 31 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,338 [ECHOING] Does such a soul even exist? 32 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:24,144 [SPONGEBOB LAUGHING] 33 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,312 SPOOKY KIDS: ♪ Who lives in a pineapple 34 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,415 ♪ Under the sea? ♪ 35 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:29,849 [FLYING DUTCHMAN LAUGHS WICKEDLY] 36 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,354 [CROWING] [CALM HAWAIIAN MUSIC] 37 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:39,459 [JELLYFISH BUZZING] 38 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:44,197 [SNORING] Meow. Meow. Meow. 39 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,132 [SNORING] 40 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,602 [CLOCK TICKING] 41 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:50,637 [DINGS, CUCKOOS] 42 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,305 [HORN BLARES] 43 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,140 RADIO DJ: Good morning! 44 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,844 This is Rocket Fuel Randy on BKNI 101, 45 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:01,147 and I got the jet fuel to get you rocking. 46 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,751 Are you ready to get the day started? 47 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:05,952 SINGER ON RADIO: ♪ Chicka-chickahh ♪ 48 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:07,520 I'm ready. 49 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:09,522 [OH YEAHBY YELLO PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 50 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,167 Wah! Wah! Ooh! 51 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,672 RADIO DJ: Big things are happening today. 52 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,541 Today's the day! I just know it. 53 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,744 Things feel different. 54 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,613 My whole life is about to change. 55 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,248 Meow. 56 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,117 I know I said that yesterday, Gary. 57 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:39,319 Meow. And the day before. 58 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:41,821 Meow. And a bunch of days before that. 59 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,890 But today is different. 60 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,892 [FANTASTICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 61 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,829 RADIO DJ: Big things in store. 62 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:51,998 [SQUEAKS] 63 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:53,833 [CRANKING] 64 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,502 Well, what's it say, Gary? 65 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:57,804 Meow. What? That can't be. 66 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,600 Meow. Gary, what's it really say? 67 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:01,700 Meow-ow. [ANGRILY] Gary. 68 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,245 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,284 Meow. 70 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:12,852 Whoo! 71 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,721 Do you know what this means? 72 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:18,240 Meow. For the last time, we are not rehoming you. 73 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:21,294 No, this means I'm exactly 36 clams high! 74 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,362 Meow. 75 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,597 I know it doesn't seem like much, Gary, 76 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:28,100 but that half a clam I grew changes everything. 77 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:30,570 Meow. That's right, Gary-licious. 78 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:33,740 Everyone's gonna look at me in a brand new way. 79 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,409 [FEET SCREECHING] 80 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,610 [CLICKS] 81 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,120 ICE SPICE: [RAPPING] ♪ Big guy, big guy 82 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,448 ♪ Big, big guy Big guy 83 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,717 Because now... I'm a big guy. 84 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,252 ICE SPICE: ♪ SpongeBob Big Guy Pants okay 85 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,987 ♪ Big things 'bout to happen today 86 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:50,560 ♪ I woke up feeling a brand new way 87 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,391 ♪ Big, big guy Big guy 88 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:52,625 Big guy! 89 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,494 ICE SPICE: ♪ SpongeBob Big Guy Pants okay 90 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:55,895 ♪ Tight fit, square hips 91 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,310 ♪ Doing a dance in my big guy pants 92 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:00,500 Big guy. 93 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,302 ICE SPICE: ♪ SpongeBob Big Guy Pants okay♪ 94 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,904 Big guy. 95 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,773 ICE SPICE: ♪ Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch 96 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,908 [GRUNTING] ♪ Feel like that fish so I'm puffing my chest ♪ 97 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,610 Big guy. 98 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:11,778 [GRUNTS] [RAP SONG ENDS] 99 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,580 Well, catch you later, Gare Bear. 100 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,582 I'm off to do some important stuff 101 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,618 that only big guys like me are allowed to do. 102 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:19,586 Uh... 103 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:23,890 Whew. We're gonna need a bigger doorway. 104 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,225 Meow. 105 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,600 Morning, Squidward! 106 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:29,195 Want to hear my big news? 107 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:30,897 Oh, sure. 108 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,333 Let me go mark some time on my calendar. 109 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:34,801 Hmph! 110 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,636 Great! Let me know when! 111 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,505 [WHISTLING] 112 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,641 Good morning, Patrick! 113 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,430 Good morning! 114 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:44,644 Who are you? 115 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,130 Patrick, it's me! 116 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,490 [GRUNTING] 117 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:53,190 Grandma? You're upside down! 118 00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:55,188 No, Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob. 119 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:58,558 You can't be SpongeBob. He's far more diminutive. 120 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,560 He's what? Of reduced stature. 121 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,195 Come again? Vertically challenged. 122 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:03,697 Say what now? He's shorter. 123 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,980 Patrick, I can't believe all I do 124 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:06,833 is grow a half a barnacle overnight, 125 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,468 and now I'm 36 clams tall, 126 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:12,405 and you don't even recognize your best friend! 127 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:16,910 Did you say you're 36 clams tall? 128 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,778 [SOBBING] Yes! 129 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,514 [STRAINING] 130 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,490 You're a big guy now! 131 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:24,818 This guy's a big guy! 132 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,720 So big! Really big! 133 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:28,588 Big, big, big! Guy, guy, guy! 134 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:30,590 Big, big, big! Guy, guy, guy! 135 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:32,492 Big, big, big! Guy, guy, guy! 136 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:34,527 [GROANS] [THUDS] 137 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,863 Look out, everyone. Really big. 138 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,264 Really guy. 139 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:41,501 Hey, Sandy, notice anything different about me? 140 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:42,969 [PANTING] Howdy, SpongeBob. 141 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,704 Did you get a new pair of shoes? 142 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,840 [BOTH GIGGLING] 143 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,274 PLANKTON: Ouch! 144 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:49,409 Hi, Plankton! 145 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:52,379 Watch where you're going, you big dummy! 146 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,414 Oh! Thanks for noticing. 147 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:55,582 Wait, no! Ow! 148 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:58,318 Patrick, I've never felt so respected before. 149 00:06:58,385 --> 00:06:59,953 Get used to it, buddy. 150 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:03,623 And do you know what the best part of being a big guy is? 151 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:04,724 [CHUCKLES] 152 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,160 What is it, Patrick? No, I'm asking. 153 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,162 It means I finally get to do 154 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,970 what every little guy dreams of doing 155 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,332 when they grow up. 156 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,434 You don't mean... 157 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:15,835 That's right. 158 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,971 Ride the big guy roller coaster 159 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,640 at Captain Booty Beard's Fun Park! 160 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:21,841 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 161 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:25,450 This calls for an extra-special bubble blow. 162 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,112 [SPLASHING] 163 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,847 [BOTH INHALE, BLOWS] 164 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:30,116 [SQUEAKS] 165 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,785 [BOTH GIGGLING] 166 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:34,154 To Captain Booty Beard's! 167 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,889 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! 168 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,590 PATRICK: Gimme a "big"! SPONGEBOB: Big! 169 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,192 PATRICK: Gimme a "guy"! SPONGEBOB: Guy! 170 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,328 PATRICK: What does that spell? SPONGEBOB: 36 clams high! 171 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:45,799 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 172 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,868 [GRUNTING] 173 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,770 Don't waste my time, squirt. 174 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,905 [SIGHS] 175 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,140 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] WOMAN: Next! 176 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,376 [BOTH GIGGLING] 177 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,245 Ugh, you again. 178 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,513 [IMITATING REVERSE BEEPING] 179 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,820 [BOTH GIGGLING] 180 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,917 Congratulations. 181 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,886 Patrick? It's official. 182 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,256 [BOTH SCREAMING EXCITEDLY] 183 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,192 Don't make me call security. 184 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,361 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! Yay! 185 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,696 [BOTH GIGGLING] 186 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,765 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 187 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:23,536 [LAUGHING] 188 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:24,804 [SCREAMING] 189 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,406 [LAUGHING SLOWS DOWN] 190 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:27,607 [SCREAMING] 191 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,343 [GROANS WORRIEDLY] 192 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,412 [RIDERS SCREAMING] 193 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,780 [THUNDER BREAKS] 194 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,417 [SCREAMING] [O FORTUNAPLAYING] 195 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:38,418 [SCREAMING] 196 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:40,620 [SCREAMING] 197 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:43,390 [SHOUTING] 198 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,924 [EXPLOSION] 199 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,793 [WARBLED SCREAMING] 200 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,496 [SCREAMING] 201 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,431 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 202 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,665 [SCREAMING FADES] 203 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,402 [TERRIFIED WHEEZING] 204 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,300 [GULPS] Patrick? 205 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,439 [LAUGHING EXCITEDLY] 206 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:00,740 Wait a minute! 207 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,142 Huh? 208 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,744 What's the matter? I thought you were a big guy. 209 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,414 I am! I mean... [DEEP VOICE] I am. 210 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,416 [NORMAL VOICE] I just, uh, promised someone else 211 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,418 that I'd ride with them, [CHUCKLES] that's all. 212 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,720 Oh, yeah? Who? [SUSPENSEFUL STING] 213 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,655 [STAMMERING] The guy who-- 214 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,724 [STAMMERING] I-- 215 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,126 Mr. Krabs! 216 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,828 Oh. That makes sense. 217 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,830 Phew. Let's go get him! 218 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,432 [GROANING] 219 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,168 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 220 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,336 PATRICK: Sorry! 221 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,370 [ALL EXCLAIMING] PATRICK: Coming through! 222 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,472 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 223 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,174 [SCREECHES] 224 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,420 [DOOR BELL RINGS] PATRICK: Heads up, Mr. Krabs! 225 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,779 It's time to ride the Shipwreck! Whoo-hoo! 226 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:42,150 What are ya talking about, Patrick? 227 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,485 The roller coaster! Get your head in the game. 228 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:48,588 Remember that big terrifying roller coaster? 229 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:51,858 Nope. We had a deal to ride it together. 230 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:52,992 Nope. 231 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,895 So I couldn't ride it if you were too busy 232 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,365 to ride it with me. Hmm? 233 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,300 Wha-- 234 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,634 [IMITATES ROLLER COASTER CLIMBING THE LIFT] 235 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,690 [IMITATES SCREAMING] 236 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,304 Hoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 237 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,172 [IMITATING EXPLOSION] 238 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,740 Shipwreck! [TEETH CHATTERING] 239 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,309 Hmm. 240 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,511 Hmm. 241 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:15,348 Oh, right! Our old roller coaster deal. 242 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,183 Of course, yeah. Phew! 243 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:20,320 But, uh, we can't go today, lad. 244 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,456 Things are too busy around here. 245 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,658 Oh. Hear that, Patrick? Mr.-- 246 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,627 [IMITATES ROLLER COASTER CLIMBING THE LIFT] 247 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,762 [GRUNTING] 248 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,330 Ow! 249 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,931 [GROANS] Shipwreck! 250 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,368 Thanks for covering for me, Mr. Krabs. 251 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,903 I don't know why I got so scared 252 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,738 when I saw that roller coaster. 253 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,106 I thought I was big enough. 254 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,776 Just 'cause you're taller don't mean you're a big guy. 255 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,177 It doesn't? 256 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,312 Big guys are rough and tumble. 257 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,547 They don't blow bubbles. 258 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,816 Hmm. I guess not. 259 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,551 Being scared of roller coasters 260 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,353 ain't nothing to be ashamed of. 261 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,821 Glad you understand. 262 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,570 You must've been scared of roller coasters, too, 263 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:58,910 when you were my age. 264 00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,793 Well, I wouldn't really-- 265 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,495 You were probably hiding-under-the-bed kind of scared, weren't you? 266 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,763 Well, I, uh-- 267 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,660 Maybe even cwyin'-fo'-Mama kind of scared. 268 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:07,434 I wasn't crying for Mama! 269 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,836 Poopy-pee-pee-in-my-pantsy kind of scared. [LAUGHS] 270 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,104 Am I right? 271 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,540 Get it straight, SpongeBob! My pants were clean! 272 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:16,843 'Cause nothing ever scared me... and nothing ever will! 273 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,846 But didn't you say being scared wasn't anything to be ashamed of? 274 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,150 It ain't! For you. 275 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,852 But I'm different. I wasn't blowing bubbles at your age. 276 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,153 I was risking me life 277 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,890 on the high seas! [ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING] 278 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,957 [ALL GASPING] 279 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,827 I ate danger for breakfast! Peril for lunch! 280 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,829 And adventure for dinner! 281 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,664 Wha-wha-wha... Really? 282 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,990 That's right! 283 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,735 I was in command of me own vessel, 284 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:45,238 and sailed many a dangerous mile. 285 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,474 Tell me about your greatest adventure. 286 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,875 What if I told you 287 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:52,579 I sailed with the Flying Dutchman himself? 288 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,280 The Flying Dutchman? 289 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,916 The most pants-wettingly scariest ghost 290 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,190 to ever roam the high seas? 291 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,488 Oh, my lucky brick. 292 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,323 MR. KRABS: Aye! 293 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:07,127 Like many a young sailor before me, I longed for adventure. 294 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,262 [MUSCLES CREAKING] [ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING] 295 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,834 And that's when the Dutchman's hornpipe appeared. 296 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,637 [HORNPIPE BLOWING] 297 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,639 MR. KRABS: I summoned the cursed pirate, 298 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:23,176 and journeyed with him to the deepest part of the sea. 299 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:27,514 A nightmare realm called the Underworld. 300 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,490 [ROARS] 301 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:31,484 [GULPS] MR. KRABS: It was filled with ghostly pirates, 302 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,653 haunted hurricanes, 303 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,189 terrifying monsters! 304 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,524 [ROARING] 305 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,658 Roar! 306 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,427 Whoa! 307 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:44,898 I faced 'em all with steel in me backbone and a cutlass in me claw! 308 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,466 Hyah! [PIRATES GROAN] 309 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,600 Hoo-waa! 310 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,102 Hyah! [ROARS, GROANS] 311 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,972 You're almost like a real swashbuckler! 312 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:53,873 Almost? 313 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,543 I am a real swashbuckler! 314 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,678 How do you think I earned this baby? 315 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,146 What is that? 316 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,749 It's a Swashbuckler Certificate. 317 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,751 It means I proved my bravery, 318 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,354 courageousness, daring, panache, 319 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,220 guts, grit, 320 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:10,357 moxie, 321 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,193 and intestinal fortitude. [GRUNTS] 322 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,561 Well, that's it! 323 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,229 I'd be a big guy if I could earn 324 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,164 my Swashbuckler Certificate. 325 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,734 And you could teach me! 326 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,336 Teach you? To be a swashbuckler? 327 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,305 I don't mean to laugh in your face, but... 328 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:29,750 [LAUGHING] 329 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,878 You're too scared to even ride a roller coaster! 330 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,146 I can do it. 331 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,383 I want to be a brave swashbuckler like you. 332 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,184 I'm ready. 333 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:42,922 SpongeBob, you're just a bubble-blowing baby boy who's not ready. 334 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,158 But-- Butts are for toilets! 335 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,961 Speaking of which, the heads need swabbing, so git! 336 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,197 And no more talk about being a swashbuckler. 337 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,365 Aww. 338 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:56,603 MR. KRABS: You're not ready... not ready... not ready... 339 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,606 not ready... not ready... not ready... not ready! 340 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,109 [GIGGLING] 341 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,381 SPONGEBOB: Bravery. Courage. 342 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,751 I got to learn this stuff if I'm gonna prove myself to Mr. Krabs. 343 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:14,554 You got this, SpongeBob. [GIGGLING] 344 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,890 Uh-oh. [EXCLAIMS] 345 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,910 Now what else did he say I needed? 346 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,793 PATRICK: Daring. Oh, right. Daring. 347 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,494 PATRICK: Guts. Definitely need those. 348 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,497 PATRICK: Panache. Moxie. Intestinal fortitude. 349 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,670 Okay, okay! Slow down! You spelled "fortitude" wrong. 350 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,300 It's F-O-R-T-I-T-U-D-E. 351 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,971 SPONGEBOB: [GASPS] Mr. Krabs's certificate! [EXCLAIMS] 352 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,775 Why do you have this? I always read in the bathroom. 353 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:38,578 [GROANS] I know I can do this. 354 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,447 I just need a chance to prove it! 355 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,549 [ECHOING] Prove it. 356 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,718 [WIND WHISTLING] 357 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,723 [GHOSTLY WHISPERS] 358 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,728 [ECHOING] Well, that's weird. 359 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,597 [WIND WHISTLING] 360 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:00,433 [GASPS] Oh, shrimp! The certificate! 361 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,902 Mr. Krabs won't like that. 362 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,404 W... we got to get it, right? 363 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,406 I... I'm not going in there. 364 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,242 Yeah, you'd have to be pretty brave to go in there. 365 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,810 Hey, wait a minute! 366 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:13,179 Patrick, this is it! It is? 367 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,749 Destiny is squeezing my buns. 368 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:16,683 [SNAPS] 369 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,984 Do you feel it? 370 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,530 Yeah! 371 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,220 This vent is just what I need 372 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,557 to start earning my Swashbuckler Certificate. 373 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,126 You mean the one we lost? 374 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,862 Oh, yes, that one, but also the one I'm gonna earn. 375 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,597 We lost two of them down there? 376 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:35,435 The hero's journey starts with one squish. 377 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,937 [GRUNTING] 378 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,507 Right behind you. 379 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,376 [STRAINING] 380 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,744 I'll catch up. 381 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,582 Ooh. Side adventure. 382 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,722 Hmm. Left or right? 383 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:56,756 Mmm. 384 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,725 [SCREAMS] Left! Definitely left! 385 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,894 [PANICKED SOBBING] 386 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,595 [STRAINS, YELLS] 387 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,364 [SOBS] Ow! 388 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,234 [SHOES SQUEAKING] 389 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,302 [GASPS] 390 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,671 This must lead to the basement. 391 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,873 This must go deeper than the basement. 392 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:18,780 Wha-- 393 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,348 Where am I? 394 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,415 [GASPS] 395 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,884 [WONDROUS MUSIC PLAYING] 396 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,353 [GASPS] 397 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,320 [GASPS] 398 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,923 [GASPS LOUDLY] 399 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:33,193 [SLOWLY] Wow! 400 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:37,764 This must be Mr. Krabs's swashbuckler sanctum. 401 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,367 Ooh, look at that. 402 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,680 And that. And that. 403 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,803 And that! And that! And that! 404 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,905 And that! And that! And that! And that! And that! And that! 405 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:47,207 [EXCLAIMS, GROANS] 406 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,776 PATRICK: Hi. 407 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,244 [BOTH GIGGLING] 408 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,914 Argh! Ahoy! 409 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,251 [GRUNTING] 410 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:06,593 So, who's a bubble-blowing baby boy now, huh? 411 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,561 [GRUNTING] 412 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,664 [SCREAMS] 413 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,166 [EXCLAIMING] 414 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:15,235 Whoa! 415 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,405 [SHOUTING] 416 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,673 [GROANS] 417 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,745 Oh, who am I kidding? 418 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,381 I'll never be a swashbuckler. 419 00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:32,686 Hmm? 420 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,121 [SOFT WHISTLING] 421 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,259 Mysterious Glow... 422 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,593 Part Two. 423 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,395 [GASPS] 424 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,596 [GHOSTLY WHISPERS] 425 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,331 SPONGEBOB: Whoa. 426 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,268 This must be the hornpipe Mr. Krabs took 427 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,869 from the Flying Dutchman! 428 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,574 "If a swashbuckler ye want to be, 429 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,577 blow this horn and ye shall see." 430 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,980 [GASPS] Patrick, I'm feeling destiny again. 431 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,852 [INHALES SHARPLY] 432 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,688 [HORNPIPE BLOWING] 433 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,260 [BUBBLING] 434 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,798 [THUNDER BREAKS] 435 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,172 Huh? That sounds like... Oh, no! 436 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,740 [POPS] [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 437 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,609 Huh? [YELLS] [GRUNTS] 438 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,846 SpongeBob! Get out of there! 439 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,214 Have fun. 440 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,286 [EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING] 441 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,589 [THUNDER BREAKING] 442 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,158 [EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING] 443 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,426 [THUNDER BREAKING] 444 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,729 [SPLASHING] [CREAKING] 445 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:58,705 Land ho! 446 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,441 [GRUNTING] 447 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,411 [TEETH CLATTERING] 448 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,312 [GROWLING] 449 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,500 [THUNDER BREAKS] 450 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,618 [BOTH GASPING] [BRICK CLINKS] 451 00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,453 Uh, you dropped your lucky brick. 452 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,255 I don't have a lucky brick. 453 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,690 [CREAKING] 454 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,893 [EXCLAIMS, GASPING] 455 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,896 On your feet, ya sea-drinkin' polliwog! 456 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,598 You're in the company 457 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,340 of the Flying Dutchman! 458 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,203 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 459 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,208 Hmm. 460 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,943 [WHIMPERING, TEETH CLATTERING] 461 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:40,447 [ECHOING] Who blew my hornpipe? 462 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,782 Uh... 463 00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:44,284 I did. 464 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,860 Hmm. 465 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,389 SpongeBob, I'm comin'! CHORUS: ♪ Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! 466 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,224 ♪ Hurry! Hurry!♪ 467 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,660 Weird place for a painting. 468 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:54,961 MR. KRABS: Move it, Squidward! 469 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,663 CHORUS: ♪ Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!♪ 470 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,799 Ah, let me take a look at ya. 471 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:04,804 Spit-shine shoes. Long socks. Short pants. 472 00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:07,540 Empty middle-distant stare. 473 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,977 Tell me, laddie, can ya blow a bubble? 474 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,490 Why... 475 00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:17,650 you're the very swab 476 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,850 I've been lookin' for! 477 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:20,620 [LAUGHS] 478 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:21,955 [STAMMERS] Really? 479 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,490 You look like the kind of 480 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,359 strappin' young bubble-blowin' fella who wants, 481 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:30,497 nay, needs a chance to prove his mettle. 482 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:34,000 [EXCLAIMS] He was just saying that in the bathroom! 483 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:35,335 Quiet! You don't matter. 484 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,670 Very good. 485 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,772 That's why I blew the horn, Mr. Dutchman, sir. 486 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,509 I need to prove I'm a big guy by earning my Swashbuckler Certificate. 487 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,245 Well, I'm here to offer you 488 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,348 a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity 489 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:52,850 to prove your worth in the Underworld. 490 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,454 Just like Mr. Krabs! 491 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,256 Aw. But he doesn't think I'm ready 492 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,724 for that kind of thing. 493 00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:00,360 Well, maybe he's right. 494 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,662 You might not be ready for 495 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,731 swashbucklin'! 496 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:07,100 Swashbuckling? [BUBBLING] 497 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,569 Swashbucklin'. 498 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,600 [LAUGHING MENACINGLY] 499 00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:14,407 [PATRICK EXCLAIMING] 500 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,409 [BLADES SWISHING, WHOOSHING] 501 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,480 Swashbuckling! 502 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,818 [PIRATES YELLING] [ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING] 503 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,288 Ah! 504 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:29,989 [YELLS] 505 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,560 [SHOUTS, GRUNTS] 506 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,529 [GRUNTING] 507 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,564 [LAUGHS, GROANS] 508 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,333 Huh? [SHOUTS] 509 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:43,803 [ALL GRUNTING] 510 00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:44,938 Whoa! 511 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,207 [SHOUTING] 512 00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:51,711 [CACKLING] 513 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,247 I'm ready! 514 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,483 Then it's a deal. [THUNDER BREAKS] 515 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,818 The Dutchman's deal. 516 00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:01,254 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 517 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,291 [THE FLYING DUTCHMAN CACKLING] [CHUCKLES] 518 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,940 [CACKLING] 519 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,264 [MENACING MUSIC PLAYING] 520 00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,499 [THUNDER BREAKING] 521 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,401 [PANICKED PANTING] 522 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,669 [GRUNTING] 523 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,504 [GRUNTS] Stupid passcode. 524 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:20,140 [GRUNTS] Four... fifteen... eight. 525 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,410 [GRUNTS] 526 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:21,975 [GROANS] 527 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,943 Permission to come aboard, sir! 528 00:22:23,977 --> 00:22:25,879 Granted, shipmate! 529 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:29,282 Me, too? Only if ya put on some pants. 530 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,618 [SIGHS] I guess. 531 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:32,719 [MUMBLES] 532 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,421 [GROANS] Pupil scan? 533 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,823 [SCAN WHIRRING, BEEPING] [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 534 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,580 Ooh! Whee! 535 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,160 Welcome aboard! [ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING] 536 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,762 [CREAKING] 537 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,265 MR. KRABS: Blast these long eyes. [WHIRRING, BEEPING] 538 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:48,835 Come on, right this way to your quarters. [ALL CHEERING] 539 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,639 I'm gonna be a swashbuckler. Yeah! 540 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,274 What do ya think, Captain? 541 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:57,510 Pure heart, innocent mind, 542 00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:00,460 desperate to be a big guy. 543 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,781 He's perfect. 544 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:02,849 [WHIRS, CHIRPS] 545 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,500 [GRUNTS, GASPS] 546 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,453 Ahoy, Krabs! 547 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,222 Long time no see! [EVIL LAUGH] 548 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:12,250 Please, don't take SpongeBob! 549 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:15,528 [LAUGHS] You'll never see him again. 550 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,765 He's the key to unlocking my curse. 551 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:23,470 [GASPS] SpongeBob! 552 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,238 [TENSE MUSIC CONTINUING] 553 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,375 [TEETH CLATTERING] 554 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:29,876 [BOTH GROANING] 555 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,881 Cinch up your trousers, me hearties. 556 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:39,319 A trip to the Underworld is not for the faint of heart. 557 00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:40,320 [THUNDER BREAKING] 558 00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:41,688 [BOTH EXCLAIMING] 559 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:45,759 [SCREAMING] 560 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:49,929 [LAUGHING] 561 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:57,704 Oh, Squidward, what are we gonna do? 562 00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:00,730 Sorry, I don't speak "do". 563 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,208 All me blusterin' and braggin', 564 00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:04,277 fillin' that boy's head with adventure! 565 00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:06,713 I drove him right into the tender mercies 566 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,281 of that monster, 567 00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:10,350 the Flying Dutchman. 568 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:14,287 Look, Eugene, you can't blame yourself. Mr. Krabs. 569 00:24:14,354 --> 00:24:16,589 Say what? Call me Mr. Krabs. 570 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,158 Okay. 571 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,494 Look, "Mr. Krabs"... There ya go. 572 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,596 You know what? It is your fault. 573 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:24,731 You're right, Squidward. 574 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:27,000 Which is why we got to go save him! 575 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:28,234 Hold it. 576 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:30,670 You don't think I'm actually participating 577 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:32,439 in this fool's errand, do you? 578 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,240 I know you are. 579 00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:35,608 Because if you don't, 580 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,711 I'll demote you to fry cook. 581 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:38,812 Permanently! 582 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:39,946 But the grease 583 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,515 inflames my acne! 584 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,851 [PANICKED SOBBING] 585 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,953 [EXCLAIMING] 586 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,254 [SCREAMING] 587 00:24:48,288 --> 00:24:49,422 [POPS] 588 00:24:49,456 --> 00:24:52,425 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING] 589 00:24:57,263 --> 00:25:01,000 So, just the two of us against the Dutchman, huh? 590 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:03,570 There's three in this crew, Mr. Squidward. 591 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,971 [SLOSHING] 592 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,273 Meow. Why was I worried? 593 00:25:07,307 --> 00:25:10,310 Nice to see me old gear still fits, eh? [LAUGHS] 594 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:11,211 [CREAKING] 595 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:14,470 [BUTTON RICOCHETING] 596 00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:14,981 SCALLOP: Squawk! 597 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:16,883 What the-- Huh? 598 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,720 Hmm. Not bad. 599 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:22,288 [SCALLOP BLOWS RASPBERRY] 600 00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:26,126 And to get us there in style, say hello to our noble vessel, 601 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:28,795 The Patty Blaster! 602 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:31,731 Hey, we might actually be safe on this adventure, 603 00:25:31,765 --> 00:25:33,433 driving a... 604 00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:35,201 [FOGHORN PLAYS WOEFUL MELODY] 605 00:25:35,235 --> 00:25:37,370 [GLUMLY] Winnebago. 606 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:41,141 We can't lose in a "Win"-nebago, Mr. Squidward. 607 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:42,342 [CACKLING] 608 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,576 Hilarious. 609 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,145 Squawk! Hilarious! 610 00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:48,810 Do you even know how to find SpongeBob? 611 00:25:48,148 --> 00:25:50,316 Aye, Squidward, but it won't be easy. 612 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:52,385 The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob to the deepest, 613 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:55,588 most dangerous part of the sea. 614 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:59,693 A realm of dark magic called the Underworld. 615 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,461 Under where? 616 00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:04,197 [CHUCKLING] Underwear. 617 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,366 [CLEARS THROAT] Well, how do we get there? 618 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:09,269 First we've got to find the magical portal. 619 00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:11,671 Then navigate the Slime River 620 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,840 through unimaginable terrors. 621 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,809 And if we survive, 622 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,777 this is where we find SpongeBob. 623 00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:18,678 [THUNDER BREAKS] 624 00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:19,646 Meow! 625 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,514 SQUIDWARD: Challenge Cove? 626 00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:23,850 MR. KRABS That's where the Dutchman can use SpongeBob 627 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,285 to break his curse! 628 00:26:25,352 --> 00:26:28,121 And if we don't get down there in time to stop him, 629 00:26:28,188 --> 00:26:31,291 our favorite fry cook [ECHOES] is doomed! 630 00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:36,262 Now saddle up! We got no time to waste! 631 00:26:36,296 --> 00:26:37,831 [ENGINE REVVING] [TIRES SCREECH] 632 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:43,269 [WHEELS SQUEAKING] 633 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:45,572 [HISSING] 634 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,240 Full disclosure, 635 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,975 that's farther than I thought we'd get. 636 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:50,310 [MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD GRUNTING] 637 00:26:50,377 --> 00:26:51,945 MR. KRABS: Pop the clutch, Gary! 638 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,980 [MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD PANTING] 639 00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:55,982 MR. KRABS: Whoo-hoo! [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS] 640 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,985 [THUNDER BREAKING] [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 641 00:26:59,853 --> 00:27:00,854 [METAL SQUEAKS] 642 00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:04,724 [SCREAMING] 643 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:06,659 [BLUBBERING SHUDDERS] 644 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,461 [YELLS] [PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB SCREAMING] 645 00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:09,763 [BOTH GROAN] 646 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:13,867 Welcome to the Underworld! 647 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,302 [LAUGHING MENACINGLY] 648 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:19,572 Huh? 649 00:27:19,606 --> 00:27:21,541 [SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 650 00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:24,440 [ROARS] 651 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:26,680 Maybe I'm not ready for this place. 652 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,615 Ah, yes, the Underworld 653 00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:31,284 can be terrifying to most. 654 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:35,121 But not to a brave big guy like yourself. 655 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:37,357 You think I'm brave? 656 00:27:37,424 --> 00:27:39,559 Aye, you laugh at danger! 657 00:27:39,592 --> 00:27:40,627 [GRUNTS] 658 00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:43,463 [SCREECHES] 659 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:44,631 [SCREAMS] 660 00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:46,132 [CLEARS THROAT] I mean... 661 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,333 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 662 00:27:47,367 --> 00:27:49,569 You can do better than that. 663 00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:51,137 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 664 00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:53,340 I can't hear you. 665 00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:55,175 [LAUGHING] 666 00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,120 [GULPS] 667 00:27:59,450 --> 00:28:02,582 Don't worry, Patrick. We laugh at danger! 668 00:28:02,615 --> 00:28:04,150 [LAUGHING] [GROWLING] 669 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:05,719 Huh? Huh? 670 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,870 Huh? Huh? 671 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,288 [BOTH LAUGHING] 672 00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:09,356 [BOTH SCREAM] 673 00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:10,223 PATRICK: Huh? 674 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:13,626 Incoming! 675 00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:14,594 [ANCHOR BATS SHRIEKING] 676 00:28:14,627 --> 00:28:16,196 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! [GIGGLING] 677 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:17,970 [GRUNTS] 678 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:19,320 [WHOOSHING] 679 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:20,767 [BOTH LAUGHING EXCITEDLY] 680 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,502 [SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUING] 681 00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:29,642 [GASPS] Whoo! 682 00:28:29,676 --> 00:28:32,450 [BELLOWING] 683 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,613 [BELLOWING] 684 00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,548 Ooh! Wow! 685 00:28:35,615 --> 00:28:38,551 [BOTH LAUGHING] 686 00:28:40,854 --> 00:28:42,550 Uh... Huh? 687 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,189 [GIGGLING] 688 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:45,258 [GRUNTING] 689 00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:47,260 [SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUING] 690 00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:53,533 [BOTH LAUGHING] 691 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:54,501 [GRUNTS] 692 00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:55,869 You were right, Dutchman. 693 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,704 I'm not afraid of the Underworld! [SHOUTING] 694 00:28:57,771 --> 00:28:58,672 [GROANS] 695 00:28:58,705 --> 00:29:00,840 Glad to hear it, lad. 696 00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:02,809 I'm not afraid, either! 697 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:03,943 Who cares? 698 00:29:03,977 --> 00:29:05,780 SpongeBob, 699 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:06,980 I want you to think of me 700 00:29:07,130 --> 00:29:09,349 as your swashbuckling guru, 701 00:29:09,382 --> 00:29:12,252 and your friend. 702 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:13,286 Aw. 703 00:29:13,353 --> 00:29:15,255 [GASPS] Look! More danger! 704 00:29:15,288 --> 00:29:16,156 [GROWLING] 705 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,257 Here, kitty, kitty. 706 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:18,224 [FEARFULLY] Nyah-ah! 707 00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:20,160 [GROWLS] [LAUGHING] 708 00:29:21,795 --> 00:29:23,963 [BOTH LAUGHING] 709 00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:28,340 Captain, this lubber 710 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:30,300 is a complete barnacle brain. 711 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,138 Are you sure he's the one? 712 00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:34,474 True, he don't have physical prowess 713 00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:36,676 or pirating ability, 714 00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:39,612 but the boy's got the very thing we need... 715 00:29:41,548 --> 00:29:43,983 Staggering stupidity. 716 00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:45,685 He won't figure out the truth 717 00:29:45,719 --> 00:29:47,887 until it's way too late, 718 00:29:47,921 --> 00:29:50,857 when we finally break my curse! 719 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,192 [EVIL LAUGH] 720 00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:54,994 Break your curse! [CACKLING] 721 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,996 My curse! [CACKLING] 722 00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:59,265 Your curse! [CACKLING] 723 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,167 [SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING] 724 00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:02,302 [LAUGHING] 725 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,170 What are we laughing about? 726 00:30:04,204 --> 00:30:06,600 [SHRIEKS] 727 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,274 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: Oh, uh, nothin', lad. 728 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:14,447 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 729 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:15,715 MR. KRABS: Accordin' to the map, 730 00:30:15,749 --> 00:30:17,717 the gates to the Underworld 731 00:30:17,751 --> 00:30:21,454 lie in the most horrible place imaginable. 732 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:24,357 [HORROR STING] 733 00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:31,598 Aye, dangerous waters. GIRL: [VOCAL FRY] Ew. 734 00:30:31,631 --> 00:30:34,734 Nice ride. [SCOFFS] Losers. 735 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:36,169 See what I mean? 736 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,904 [ENGINE REVVING] [TIRES SCREECH] 737 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,339 Hey! [GIRLS YELL] 738 00:30:40,774 --> 00:30:42,976 [TIRES SCREECH] 739 00:30:43,430 --> 00:30:44,770 [BELL RINGING] 740 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,212 [ALL CHEERING] 741 00:30:46,246 --> 00:30:48,381 MR. KRABS: Whoa! Whoa! SQUIDWARD: Ahh! 742 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:50,216 MR. KRABS: Whoa! SQUIDWARD: Ahh! 743 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:53,119 [MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD SHOUTING] 744 00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:54,954 Right! Take a right! [GRUNTS] 745 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:57,490 [TIRES SCREECH] 746 00:30:58,825 --> 00:30:59,759 GIRLS: Hmph! 747 00:30:59,793 --> 00:31:02,262 Is that Squidward Tentacles? 748 00:31:02,796 --> 00:31:04,397 Coach Tuna? 749 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:07,670 You still owe me laps. [BLOWS WHISTLE] 750 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,835 Incoming fire! [GROANS] 751 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:10,503 [GROANS] 752 00:31:13,106 --> 00:31:14,774 Ah! SCALLOP: Squawk! 753 00:31:14,808 --> 00:31:16,276 Hah. [GROANS] 754 00:31:18,478 --> 00:31:20,513 [ALL GROAN] Huh? 755 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:21,681 [CHUCKLING WICKEDLY] 756 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:22,582 [GRUNTS] Hey! 757 00:31:22,649 --> 00:31:23,583 Ow! 758 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,185 [ALL GROANING] 759 00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:26,860 ALL: Huh? 760 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:32,826 We're close. 761 00:31:32,859 --> 00:31:37,397 [DEEP INHALE] I can smell it. Me, too. 762 00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:39,866 [SPUTTERING] 763 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:42,680 [SQUISHING] 764 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:44,270 Are you Davy? 765 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:48,740 No, man, I'm Phil. Davy's over there. 766 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:49,943 MR. KRABS: Thar she blows! 767 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:52,278 Davy Jones' locker. 768 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,981 The entrance to the Underworld. 769 00:31:55,150 --> 00:31:57,384 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 770 00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:01,888 [MOANS] 771 00:32:01,955 --> 00:32:04,424 [ALL YELLING] 772 00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:08,962 [WHISTLING CHEERFUL TUNE] 773 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:10,296 [THUNDER BREAKING] 774 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:13,600 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 775 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:16,102 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: If you're gonna be a swashbuckler, 776 00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:19,305 you got to dress the part. [LAUGHS] 777 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:20,440 [CHUCKLING] 778 00:32:20,473 --> 00:32:23,877 Now step out, lad. Let's get a look at ya. 779 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:26,146 [FANFARE PLAYS, ENDS WITH SOUR NOTE] 780 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:29,382 Are you sure this is a swashbuckler outfit? 781 00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:31,918 Absolutely! Standard issue. 782 00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:34,421 Really? Wh-- Whoa! [GROANS] 783 00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:37,991 That safety suit should keep him alive long enough 784 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,893 to break my curse. 785 00:32:39,926 --> 00:32:42,262 Your curse. [CACKLING] 786 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:44,698 Come on, Barb... read the room. 787 00:32:44,731 --> 00:32:46,399 Hold it! 788 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:49,302 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 789 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:52,605 This is all wrong! Let's find something else. 790 00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:54,708 Wait! Mind your business! 791 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,845 [JAUNTY ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYS] 792 00:32:58,878 --> 00:33:02,148 Fashion show! This feels much better. 793 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:05,510 I don't think that's quite right, lad. 794 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:06,486 I agree, Dutchie. 795 00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:08,955 It's missing one thing. 796 00:33:09,522 --> 00:33:10,757 [BLOWS] 797 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:12,459 [BOTH LAUGHING] 798 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,160 Achoo! [GULPS] 799 00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:15,662 [BOTH LAUGHING] 800 00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:18,640 Pink guy's drivin' me nuts! 801 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:20,660 He's distracting the fool. 802 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,968 Their friendship is a problem. 803 00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:25,438 [CHUCKLES] That's why we work so well together, Barb. 804 00:33:25,472 --> 00:33:27,340 We've never been friends. 805 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:29,876 Exactly! I-- Wait, what? 806 00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:33,880 [BOTH LAUGHING] Yeah, we'll have to take care of that one. 807 00:33:33,913 --> 00:33:35,382 [BELL RINGS] 808 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:36,383 Land ho! 809 00:33:37,317 --> 00:33:38,618 Whoa! 810 00:33:38,651 --> 00:33:40,120 Whoa! 811 00:33:40,887 --> 00:33:42,956 BOTH: ♪ Whoa ♪ 812 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:46,626 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: We've arrived at Challenge Cove. 813 00:33:46,659 --> 00:33:50,630 The place where you'll finally become a swashbuckler. 814 00:33:50,663 --> 00:33:54,667 SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo! [THE FLYING DUTCHMAN CACKLING] 815 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:57,203 [THUNDER BREAKING] 816 00:33:57,237 --> 00:33:58,571 [WARBLING] [METAL SQUEAKS] 817 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:03,643 [MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD SCREAMING] 818 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,110 [PLOPS] 819 00:34:05,512 --> 00:34:08,548 [GASPING] 820 00:34:08,581 --> 00:34:09,983 Meow. [GULPS] 821 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,951 Are you sure about this? 822 00:34:11,985 --> 00:34:13,286 Don't worry, Mr. Squidward. 823 00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:15,388 I've got everything under control. 824 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:18,591 [CREATURES WARBLING] 825 00:34:18,658 --> 00:34:21,828 These creatures look friendly enough, huh? [CHUCKLES] 826 00:34:21,861 --> 00:34:22,962 [SHRIEKING] 827 00:34:22,996 --> 00:34:24,364 [SCREAMS] 828 00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:26,166 [FRANTIC GASPING] 829 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:29,703 That was the scariest thing I ever saw! [SOBBING] 830 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:31,237 Till I saw that. 831 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:33,139 [ROARING] [SCREAMING] 832 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,542 [EXCLAIMING IN FEAR] 833 00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,430 [GROANS] [NOSE HONKS] 834 00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:41,548 [MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD YELLING] 835 00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:46,252 [FRANTIC PANTING]Meow. 836 00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:51,825 Here's an idea. We go home and you hire a new fry cook! 837 00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:54,761 [GROANS] What do you think, Gary? 838 00:34:54,828 --> 00:34:55,695 [SQUEAKS] 839 00:34:55,729 --> 00:34:58,898 [THE WAY WE WEREPLAYING] 840 00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:00,300 SpongeBob's first 841 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,168 Krusty Krab ID card. 842 00:35:02,202 --> 00:35:03,136 [SNIFFLES] 843 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:04,371 Look at him. 844 00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:06,706 So... yellow. 845 00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,375 [WHIMPERING] That answers that. 846 00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:09,609 [SHRIEKS] 847 00:35:09,642 --> 00:35:13,130 [SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING] 848 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:15,582 [GASPS] Is that where we have to go? 849 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:19,486 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: Aye! To succeed, you must reach that X. 850 00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:21,654 And then I'll get my certificate! 851 00:35:21,721 --> 00:35:23,890 Right after you make it up 852 00:35:23,923 --> 00:35:25,392 to the next X. 853 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:28,661 And then up to that one. And up to the next one. 854 00:35:28,728 --> 00:35:30,597 And then up again. And up there. 855 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:32,980 How high do I have to go? 856 00:35:32,165 --> 00:35:33,366 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: To the top, lad! 857 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,735 If you make it there and blow that hornpipe, 858 00:35:35,769 --> 00:35:38,638 oh, you'll become a swashbuckler. 859 00:35:38,672 --> 00:35:41,675 Mr. Krabs will be so proud! 860 00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:42,776 If I can do it. 861 00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:45,745 [CHUCKLING] No, it'll be easy! 862 00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:49,249 We'll get through these challenges together. 863 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:51,384 Starting with, uh, oh... 864 00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:54,540 intestinal fortitude. 865 00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:57,657 To begin we'll walk that path until we-- 866 00:35:57,691 --> 00:36:00,193 Not so fast! 867 00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:05,799 You said we have to walk this path. 868 00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:10,370 But this is clearly a road. 869 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:13,640 You're right, Patrick. 870 00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:15,942 It is a road.I know. 871 00:36:15,975 --> 00:36:18,211 Tartar sauce! Now what are we gonna do? [SAD MUSIC PLAYING] 872 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:19,646 I know. 873 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:20,947 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: What difference does it make? 874 00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:23,830 You say "road", I say "path". [MUSIC ENDS] 875 00:36:23,116 --> 00:36:25,518 I say "potato", you say "po-tah-to"! 876 00:36:25,552 --> 00:36:28,880 No, I don't. I say "string cheese". 877 00:36:28,121 --> 00:36:28,988 PATRICK: Ooh. 878 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:32,592 String cheese. String cheese. 879 00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:36,563 String cheese. A road of string cheese. 880 00:36:36,596 --> 00:36:41,167 String Cheese Road! String Cheese... Expressway! 881 00:36:41,234 --> 00:36:43,303 PATRICK: String Cheese... Castle! 882 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:44,571 I can't take it! 883 00:36:44,604 --> 00:36:47,173 Barb, no! Killing him might tip him off. 884 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,542 What do you say we go beat these challenges, 885 00:36:49,576 --> 00:36:51,378 road or no road? 886 00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:52,479 [BOTH SCREAM GLEEFULLY] 887 00:36:52,545 --> 00:36:53,880 BOTH: [GASPS] Wait! 888 00:36:53,947 --> 00:36:55,315 [BOTH GIGGLING] 889 00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:58,184 Watch out for the Skeleton Guardians! BOTH: Huh? 890 00:36:58,251 --> 00:36:59,586 [YELLS] What? 891 00:36:59,619 --> 00:37:02,220 Watch out for the-- Wha-oof! [EXCLAIMS, GROANS] 892 00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:04,591 Watch out for the wha-oof? [BONES CLATTERING] 893 00:37:04,624 --> 00:37:05,759 Not sure what that means. 894 00:37:05,825 --> 00:37:07,460 Plus, it's hard to hear 895 00:37:07,494 --> 00:37:10,463 with all the "cck-oo-cck-oo-cck-oo" sounds. 896 00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:11,631 Well, whatever it is, 897 00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:13,660 I'm sure it's not that important. 898 00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:14,000 [EXCLAIMS] 899 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,269 [GROWLING] 900 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:19,606 Patrick, I think these are the guys who are gonna... 901 00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:22,275 [GULPS] fortify our intestines! 902 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:23,610 Yay! 903 00:37:23,643 --> 00:37:25,278 [BOTH GRUNTING] 904 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,580 Barb, we got to reach that nitwit 905 00:37:27,614 --> 00:37:29,149 before he gets killed! 906 00:37:29,182 --> 00:37:31,651 Desperately trying, sir! 907 00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:35,588 What do you think, path or road? 908 00:37:35,622 --> 00:37:37,490 [CLINKS] 909 00:37:37,524 --> 00:37:41,327 [GROANS] Can someone hand me my eyebrows? 910 00:37:41,361 --> 00:37:42,629 Swordplay, huh? 911 00:37:42,662 --> 00:37:45,331 I think my skills will satisfy. 912 00:37:45,365 --> 00:37:46,900 [BLOWS] 913 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:50,170 Dodge! Parry! Thrust! Plie. 914 00:37:50,203 --> 00:37:51,237 [BUBBLE POPS] 915 00:37:51,304 --> 00:37:52,205 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 916 00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:53,106 [ROARING] 917 00:37:53,173 --> 00:37:54,341 Patrick! 918 00:37:54,374 --> 00:37:55,875 [EXCLAIMS, YELLS] 919 00:37:55,909 --> 00:37:57,100 [BOTH GRUNT] [SKELETON GUARDIAN ROARS] 920 00:37:57,430 --> 00:37:58,678 [SPONGEBOB PANTING, GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS] 921 00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:00,480 [GRUNTING] 922 00:38:00,513 --> 00:38:02,182 [EXCLAIMS] [SKELETON GUARDIAN ROARS] 923 00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:03,917 What if Mr. Krabs was right 924 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:06,786 and I am just a bubble-blowing baby boy? 925 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,455 That wouldn't be good. 926 00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:10,490 Oh, Patrick, what are we gonna do? 927 00:38:10,523 --> 00:38:11,891 [GROANS][GASPS] 928 00:38:11,925 --> 00:38:13,626 [GROANING] [SCALLOPS CHIRPING] 929 00:38:15,195 --> 00:38:17,263 [ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZING] 930 00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:20,834 MR. KRABS: Yer askin' the wrong question, lad! 931 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:23,503 Mr. Krabs? [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING] 932 00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:25,772 If ya want to get out of this pickle, 933 00:38:25,805 --> 00:38:27,707 you're gonna have to start actin' like 934 00:38:27,774 --> 00:38:30,577 a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler. 935 00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:32,145 Well, how do I do that? 936 00:38:32,212 --> 00:38:35,715 Ya start by askin' the right question. 937 00:38:35,782 --> 00:38:38,785 It's not, [MEEKLY] "What are we gonna do?" 938 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:41,688 It's, [CONFIDENTLY] "What would I do?" 939 00:38:41,721 --> 00:38:43,957 What would I do? [ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZING] 940 00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:45,959 Huh? No. No, no. Me! 941 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:47,727 What would me do? 942 00:38:47,794 --> 00:38:50,930 Not you. Me! Mr. Krabs! 943 00:38:50,964 --> 00:38:52,832 What would I do? 944 00:38:52,866 --> 00:38:55,568 Oh! That makes way more sense. 945 00:38:55,602 --> 00:38:57,604 [WIND BLOWING] 946 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:05,412 So, how does it-- Does this end or-- 947 00:39:05,445 --> 00:39:06,312 Wake up! [EXCLAIMS] 948 00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:07,447 [GASPS] 949 00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:09,849 Patrick, maybe if we act like Mr. Krabs, 950 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:11,584 we can make our way through this. 951 00:39:11,618 --> 00:39:13,420 Why didn't I think of that? [CRASHING] 952 00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:15,889 Because you're not a Swashbuckler Certificate 953 00:39:15,955 --> 00:39:18,124 recipient in the making! Huh? 954 00:39:18,158 --> 00:39:20,727 Barb! Do ya spy the barnacle? 955 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,563 Sorry, sir. I don't-- Wait. 956 00:39:23,596 --> 00:39:25,999 Hey, look at me! ALL: Huh? 957 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,703 [BLOWING] 958 00:39:32,439 --> 00:39:33,340 [CLEARS THROAT] 959 00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:36,900 Argh. I'm no bubble blower. 960 00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:39,120 I'm a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler. 961 00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:41,748 Rough and tumble as the day is long. 962 00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:44,751 They don't come as rough and tumble as me. 963 00:39:44,784 --> 00:39:47,220 Rough and tumble, tumble and-- 964 00:39:47,287 --> 00:39:49,289 [SCREAMS] 965 00:39:51,925 --> 00:39:54,127 [SCREAMS] 966 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,128 [GROANS] 967 00:39:55,161 --> 00:39:57,564 Huh. Look at me! 968 00:39:57,597 --> 00:40:00,233 Rumble and tumble! 969 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:01,501 [PATRICK SHOUTING] 970 00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:02,769 [SCREAMS] 971 00:40:02,802 --> 00:40:03,803 [GROANS] 972 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:08,174 SpongeBob? These look like... 973 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,243 ...our intestines. 974 00:40:10,310 --> 00:40:13,179 And they're fortified! 975 00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:15,949 This means I passed the first challenge! 976 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,350 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! 977 00:40:17,384 --> 00:40:18,752 PATRICK: Look at mine wiggle. Huh? 978 00:40:18,785 --> 00:40:21,154 [HUMMING] Look at them. Wiggle, wobble! 979 00:40:21,821 --> 00:40:22,889 Peekaboo! 980 00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:23,790 [EXCLAIMS] 981 00:40:23,823 --> 00:40:25,492 Hairdo-do! 982 00:40:25,525 --> 00:40:27,927 [SPONGEBOB WHOOPING WILDLY] [CHUCKLING] 983 00:40:27,961 --> 00:40:30,397 What are those idiots doing? 984 00:40:30,463 --> 00:40:32,980 [BABBLING] 985 00:40:32,165 --> 00:40:33,600 [FRANTIC BABBLING] 986 00:40:33,633 --> 00:40:34,701 [LAUGHING] 987 00:40:35,268 --> 00:40:37,637 What is happening? 988 00:40:37,671 --> 00:40:39,839 [GIBBERING] [WHOOPING, LAUGHING] 989 00:40:39,906 --> 00:40:41,608 [HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER] 990 00:40:42,475 --> 00:40:43,343 [HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER] 991 00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:46,179 [HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER] 992 00:40:46,212 --> 00:40:49,182 [SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WHOOPING] 993 00:40:52,352 --> 00:40:54,554 [LAUGHS] I don't know how he did it, Barb. 994 00:40:54,621 --> 00:40:57,624 That fool must really be the one. 995 00:40:57,657 --> 00:41:00,393 I think you're right, sir. Look. 996 00:41:00,427 --> 00:41:02,696 [GIBBERING] [GIGGLING] 997 00:41:02,729 --> 00:41:04,964 [CHIMING] 998 00:41:04,998 --> 00:41:06,132 Yes? 999 00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:08,201 Whoa! 1000 00:41:08,234 --> 00:41:09,436 Yes? 1001 00:41:11,871 --> 00:41:15,675 [HORN BLARING] [SCREAMS] Yes! 1002 00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:17,544 [DRAMATIC STING] 1003 00:41:17,577 --> 00:41:19,379 [RUMBLING] 1004 00:41:19,412 --> 00:41:20,747 [WHIRRING] 1005 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:21,881 Huh? 1006 00:41:21,948 --> 00:41:23,750 SpongeBob? SPONGEBOB: Uh-oh. 1007 00:41:23,817 --> 00:41:25,819 You know what that means, Mr. Krabs. 1008 00:41:26,419 --> 00:41:28,880 I'm in deep shrimp. 1009 00:41:28,121 --> 00:41:28,988 [GIGGLES] 1010 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,324 SpongeBob! 1011 00:41:31,391 --> 00:41:35,161 [TIRES SCREECHING] Hold on, lad! 1012 00:41:36,463 --> 00:41:38,131 [BEEPING] [THUNDER BREAKING] 1013 00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:40,133 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! 1014 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:42,469 Onto challenge number two! 1015 00:41:42,535 --> 00:41:44,404 [CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY] 1016 00:41:44,437 --> 00:41:45,972 [PHONE RINGS] 1017 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:46,906 Shello? 1018 00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:49,142 [GARBLED SPEECH ON PHONE] 1019 00:41:49,175 --> 00:41:51,678 Bad news, sir. Krabs is following us. 1020 00:41:51,711 --> 00:41:54,581 [YELLS] What? No, no, no! 1021 00:41:54,614 --> 00:41:56,783 If he catches up, he'll tell SpongeBob the truth 1022 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:58,785 and ruin everything. 1023 00:41:58,852 --> 00:42:00,253 Oh, Barb, 1024 00:42:00,286 --> 00:42:04,257 it's been so long and I'm so close. 1025 00:42:04,290 --> 00:42:06,126 I wouldn't worry about Krabs, sir. 1026 00:42:07,727 --> 00:42:11,765 He ain't gonna last long in the Underworld. 1027 00:42:11,798 --> 00:42:15,301 [CACKLING] 1028 00:42:15,335 --> 00:42:19,506 [SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE] 1029 00:42:19,572 --> 00:42:22,909 Huh? Where is that music comin' from? 1030 00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:25,311 Mmm. Not bad. 1031 00:42:25,345 --> 00:42:26,212 [SCALLOP BLOWS RASPBERRY] 1032 00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:28,148 Huh? 1033 00:42:28,181 --> 00:42:31,510 [SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUING] [OMINOUS STING] 1034 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,870 [RHYTHMIC CLAPPING] 1035 00:42:37,570 --> 00:42:40,260 [RHYTHMIC CLAPPING, GIGGLING] 1036 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,940 Huh? 1037 00:42:44,197 --> 00:42:46,199 [SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUING] 1038 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,469 [ECHOING] Greetings, travelers. 1039 00:42:49,502 --> 00:42:51,638 Come play with us. 1040 00:42:52,205 --> 00:42:54,740 Come play? 1041 00:42:54,107 --> 00:42:55,809 Cover your ears, Squidward. 1042 00:42:55,842 --> 00:42:57,677 Those are Sirens, temptin' us 1043 00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,946 into a smooth jazz trap. 1044 00:42:59,979 --> 00:43:01,114 [SPLASHES] 1045 00:43:01,181 --> 00:43:02,816 Later, losers. 1046 00:43:02,849 --> 00:43:03,983 [LAUGHS] 1047 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,321 Squidward. We got to save SpongeBob. 1048 00:43:09,222 --> 00:43:10,223 [EXCLAIMS] 1049 00:43:10,256 --> 00:43:11,758 [CHIMES] 1050 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:14,127 There's no time for a solo! 1051 00:43:14,194 --> 00:43:16,830 There's always time for a solo. 1052 00:43:16,863 --> 00:43:18,398 [OMINOUS STING] 1053 00:43:18,431 --> 00:43:20,233 [PLAYING SHRILL, DISCORDANT TUNE] 1054 00:43:20,266 --> 00:43:21,534 [AGONIZED GROANS] 1055 00:43:21,568 --> 00:43:22,669 [EXPLOSION] 1056 00:43:22,702 --> 00:43:23,570 [HISSING] 1057 00:43:23,636 --> 00:43:24,504 Meow. 1058 00:43:25,972 --> 00:43:27,240 [GROANS] 1059 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:32,545 [GROWLING] 1060 00:43:32,579 --> 00:43:34,347 Well, music lovers, 1061 00:43:34,381 --> 00:43:36,160 what do you think? Ack! 1062 00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:37,851 [GRUNTING] Help me! 1063 00:43:37,884 --> 00:43:40,387 Ooh, now we got to save that good-for-nothin' 1064 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:41,821 easy-listenin' layabout. 1065 00:43:41,855 --> 00:43:43,256 Help me! 1066 00:43:43,890 --> 00:43:44,791 [GROANS] 1067 00:43:44,824 --> 00:43:46,726 Whoa! Put me down! 1068 00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:48,728 [YELPS, FEARFUL GROANING] 1069 00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:51,464 There's got to be somethin' in here that'll help Squidward. 1070 00:43:51,531 --> 00:43:52,365 Hmm. 1071 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,401 Whoa! [GROANS] 1072 00:43:54,434 --> 00:43:55,869 [SIGHS] 1073 00:43:55,902 --> 00:43:57,671 Huh? Better hurry up! 1074 00:43:57,704 --> 00:44:00,273 Or instead of being a big guy, I'll be a dead guy. 1075 00:44:00,740 --> 00:44:02,108 [SCREAMING] 1076 00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:04,477 [FRANTIC GASPING] 1077 00:44:04,544 --> 00:44:05,412 Whoa! 1078 00:44:05,445 --> 00:44:07,914 Bandages, no. Antiseptic, no. 1079 00:44:07,981 --> 00:44:09,916 Flare gun, no. Breath mints, no. 1080 00:44:09,983 --> 00:44:11,284 What? Whoa-hoo! Agh! 1081 00:44:11,985 --> 00:44:13,553 Help! 1082 00:44:13,586 --> 00:44:15,288 Squawk! Oh, no, you don't! 1083 00:44:15,722 --> 00:44:16,923 [EXCLAIMING] 1084 00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:18,291 [FRANTIC GASPING, YELPS] 1085 00:44:19,926 --> 00:44:21,461 [ENGINE REVVING] 1086 00:44:21,494 --> 00:44:22,495 [GRUNTS] 1087 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:24,831 [SCREAMING] 1088 00:44:24,864 --> 00:44:27,567 [TIRES SCREECHING] [MR. KRABS SHOUTING] 1089 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:28,568 [IN UNISON] Uh-oh. 1090 00:44:33,390 --> 00:44:35,275 No more wastin' time, Squidward. 1091 00:44:35,308 --> 00:44:38,645 We might already be too late! 1092 00:44:38,712 --> 00:44:41,715 [PATRICK SCATTING CONGA LINE TUNE] 1093 00:44:41,748 --> 00:44:44,500 [SCREECHING] 1094 00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:49,155 You know, I think we cracked the code to these challenges. 1095 00:44:49,189 --> 00:44:51,858 All I got to do is keep acting like Mr. Krabs, 1096 00:44:51,891 --> 00:44:54,194 and I'll be swashbuckling in no time. 1097 00:44:54,227 --> 00:44:56,960 To Mr. Krabs. 1098 00:44:56,162 --> 00:44:57,364 BOTH: Big guys! 1099 00:44:57,430 --> 00:44:59,650 [BOTH GIGGLE] 1100 00:44:59,466 --> 00:45:00,800 [BLOWING] 1101 00:45:00,867 --> 00:45:02,635 [JOYFUL HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING] 1102 00:45:02,669 --> 00:45:04,871 Oh, what are they doin' now? 1103 00:45:04,904 --> 00:45:07,974 Uh, eh... You can celebrate later, lad! 1104 00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:10,910 Let's head to the next challenge! 1105 00:45:10,944 --> 00:45:12,879 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1106 00:45:12,912 --> 00:45:14,214 SpongeBob? 1107 00:45:14,247 --> 00:45:15,682 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1108 00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:16,916 Whee! 1109 00:45:16,950 --> 00:45:20,787 [GROANS] His pink friend is slowing us down. 1110 00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:23,390 Oh, just give me five minutes with him, sir. 1111 00:45:23,456 --> 00:45:27,694 I'll explain how we do things around here! 1112 00:45:27,761 --> 00:45:29,620 [GROWLING] 1113 00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:31,364 Okay, chill out, Barb. 1114 00:45:31,398 --> 00:45:34,000 I have a better idea. 1115 00:45:34,670 --> 00:45:36,269 [GIGGLING] 1116 00:45:36,336 --> 00:45:37,804 SpongeBob. 1117 00:45:37,837 --> 00:45:39,372 Swashbucklers don't spend 1118 00:45:39,406 --> 00:45:41,341 their time seahorsin' around. 1119 00:45:41,374 --> 00:45:42,642 Really? 1120 00:45:42,676 --> 00:45:44,978 What's the swashbuckling stance on giggling? 1121 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,790 [GIGGLES] 1122 00:45:46,112 --> 00:45:47,130 Not good! 1123 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,810 [GIGGLES] 1124 00:45:48,114 --> 00:45:51,170 [STAMMERS] What about butt wiggling? 1125 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,852 [PATRICK LAUGHING, WHOOPING] 1126 00:45:52,919 --> 00:45:56,389 Maybe you don't want this bad enough, SpongeBob. 1127 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:57,657 That's not true. 1128 00:45:57,691 --> 00:45:58,725 I want to be a big guy 1129 00:45:58,792 --> 00:45:59,926 more than anything. 1130 00:45:59,959 --> 00:46:03,496 Well, uh, if you want to be someone big, 1131 00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:05,398 you're gonna have to leave some of your 1132 00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:08,802 small ways behind. Hmm? 1133 00:46:08,835 --> 00:46:10,570 [PATRICK GIGGLING] 1134 00:46:11,538 --> 00:46:14,574 Oh. Hmm. 1135 00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:17,377 Okay. No more seahorsing around. 1136 00:46:17,410 --> 00:46:19,790 Smart lad! [CHUCKLES] 1137 00:46:19,112 --> 00:46:20,680 Now, let's get you 1138 00:46:20,714 --> 00:46:22,882 to challenge number two! 1139 00:46:22,949 --> 00:46:24,818 [CHUCKLING] 1140 00:46:24,851 --> 00:46:25,952 [GROANS] 1141 00:46:25,985 --> 00:46:27,587 Ow! 1142 00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:30,290 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] BARB: Welcome to the Underworld 1143 00:46:30,323 --> 00:46:33,860 for what promises to be an exciting contest. 1144 00:46:33,893 --> 00:46:38,331 We're just moments away from challenge number two. 1145 00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:40,333 PATRICK: Tell me, Barb, 1146 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,437 will it be even more difficult than the last challenge? 1147 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:46,339 Uh, yes.[SLURPS] 1148 00:46:46,406 --> 00:46:48,174 There's, uh, no, no telling 1149 00:46:48,241 --> 00:46:51,144 what's lurking along that path to the platform. 1150 00:46:51,177 --> 00:46:53,680 It could be a charging Bull Clam. 1151 00:46:53,713 --> 00:46:55,815 Or a terrifying JellyHook. 1152 00:46:55,849 --> 00:46:58,510 PATRICK: Hope it's not my third-grade math teacher. 1153 00:46:58,118 --> 00:47:01,154 She scares the heck out of me! [CHUCKLES] 1154 00:47:01,187 --> 00:47:02,288 Know what I'm saying? 1155 00:47:02,322 --> 00:47:03,423 You're on my foot. 1156 00:47:03,456 --> 00:47:06,292 Let's meet our challenger! 1157 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:08,695 Standing at a full 36 clams high 1158 00:47:08,728 --> 00:47:11,765 and hailing all the way from Bikini Bottom, 1159 00:47:11,831 --> 00:47:13,500 my best friend, 1160 00:47:13,566 --> 00:47:17,170 SpongeBerb SquareShorts. 1161 00:47:17,203 --> 00:47:19,839 BARB: This bubble blower has got a lot to prove 1162 00:47:19,873 --> 00:47:23,176 if he ever wants to show the world he's a swashbuckler. 1163 00:47:23,209 --> 00:47:25,311 [PIRATES CHEERING] 1164 00:47:25,345 --> 00:47:28,381 Challenge number two won't be easy. 1165 00:47:28,448 --> 00:47:30,483 But I believe in you, 1166 00:47:30,517 --> 00:47:32,886 big guy. [GASPS] 1167 00:47:32,919 --> 00:47:34,621 Now, go get 'em. 1168 00:47:34,654 --> 00:47:35,722 Big guy. 1169 00:47:35,755 --> 00:47:37,190 Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. 1170 00:47:37,223 --> 00:47:38,725 Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. 1171 00:47:38,758 --> 00:47:40,293 [SLAMMING] 1172 00:47:40,326 --> 00:47:41,628 [ROARS] 1173 00:47:41,661 --> 00:47:42,629 Yikes! 1174 00:47:42,662 --> 00:47:43,897 [TEETH CHATTERING] 1175 00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:46,232 [GROWLING] 1176 00:47:46,299 --> 00:47:48,101 [ROARS] 1177 00:47:48,168 --> 00:47:49,302 [EXCLAIMS IN FEAR] 1178 00:47:49,335 --> 00:47:50,337 [TEETH CHATTERING] 1179 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:51,871 Yeow! [SHUDDERS] 1180 00:47:51,905 --> 00:47:53,390 [GROANS] 1181 00:47:53,730 --> 00:47:53,973 [FEARFUL YELP] 1182 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,108 [TEETH CHATTERING] 1183 00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:56,509 [GROANS] 1184 00:47:56,543 --> 00:47:57,610 [CREATURE GROWLING] 1185 00:47:57,644 --> 00:47:59,913 Okay, SquarePants, you can do this. 1186 00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:02,916 [IN UNISON] What would I do? 1187 00:48:02,949 --> 00:48:04,500 Hmm. 1188 00:48:05,251 --> 00:48:06,619 Huh? Huh? 1189 00:48:06,653 --> 00:48:08,221 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1190 00:48:08,254 --> 00:48:11,524 SPONGEBOB: Whoa! [EXCLAIMING] 1191 00:48:11,558 --> 00:48:13,326 Whee! 1192 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,427 [CREATURE GRUNTS] 1193 00:48:14,494 --> 00:48:16,396 Whoo-hoo! 1194 00:48:16,429 --> 00:48:18,832 [LAUGHING] Oh, my God! Yeah! 1195 00:48:18,898 --> 00:48:20,400 Yeah, baby! [GROANS] 1196 00:48:20,433 --> 00:48:22,235 [SPONGEBOB LAUGHING] 1197 00:48:22,268 --> 00:48:23,370 Whoo-hoo! [CREATURE EXCLAIMS] 1198 00:48:23,970 --> 00:48:25,438 [PIRATES CHEERING] 1199 00:48:27,273 --> 00:48:28,375 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! 1200 00:48:28,408 --> 00:48:30,110 [BOTH WHOOPING] 1201 00:48:30,143 --> 00:48:31,211 [GRUNTS] 1202 00:48:31,244 --> 00:48:32,278 [GRUNTS] 1203 00:48:32,345 --> 00:48:34,581 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1204 00:48:35,982 --> 00:48:37,550 Ooh, your lucky brick. 1205 00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:40,220 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1206 00:48:41,721 --> 00:48:43,256 [TWELFTH STREET RAGPLAYING] 1207 00:48:43,289 --> 00:48:44,557 Huh? Ooh! 1208 00:48:44,591 --> 00:48:45,458 Huh? 1209 00:48:45,525 --> 00:48:47,427 [SCATTING RHYTHMICALLY] 1210 00:48:47,460 --> 00:48:49,295 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1211 00:48:49,362 --> 00:48:50,263 Whoo! 1212 00:48:51,364 --> 00:48:52,399 [BELL CHIMING] 1213 00:48:52,432 --> 00:48:53,566 [BELL DINGS] 1214 00:48:54,934 --> 00:48:56,360 Hmm. 1215 00:48:56,102 --> 00:48:57,570 [BULL CLAM APPROACHING] 1216 00:48:58,538 --> 00:49:00,173 [BULL CLAM GROWLS]Whee! 1217 00:49:00,740 --> 00:49:01,808 Huh? 1218 00:49:01,841 --> 00:49:03,743 [BELLOWING] 1219 00:49:04,577 --> 00:49:05,445 [LAUGHS] 1220 00:49:06,146 --> 00:49:08,381 [GIDDY CHUCKLING] 1221 00:49:08,415 --> 00:49:09,816 [TWELFTH STREET RAG CONTINUING] 1222 00:49:10,383 --> 00:49:11,685 [BELL CHIMING] 1223 00:49:11,718 --> 00:49:13,119 [BELL DINGS] 1224 00:49:13,153 --> 00:49:14,254 [PIRATES SHOUTING] 1225 00:49:14,287 --> 00:49:15,455 En garde! 1226 00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:18,892 [WHOOSHING] 1227 00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:20,160 [PIRATES EXCLAIM] [EXPLOSION] 1228 00:49:20,193 --> 00:49:21,761 [PIRATES SHOUTING] 1229 00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:23,329 [PIRATES LAUGHING] 1230 00:49:24,731 --> 00:49:25,832 [BELL CHIMES] 1231 00:49:25,865 --> 00:49:26,900 [BELL DINGS] 1232 00:49:26,966 --> 00:49:28,268 [CREATURE GROWLING] 1233 00:49:31,738 --> 00:49:32,739 [GRUNTS] 1234 00:49:32,772 --> 00:49:34,274 Huh-ho! 1235 00:49:34,307 --> 00:49:35,475 [GRUNTS] Hyah! 1236 00:49:37,877 --> 00:49:40,313 SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [LAUGHING] 1237 00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:43,316 [BELL CHIMING] 1238 00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:46,190 [GIGGLES, EXCLAIMS] 1239 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:46,920 [BELL DINGS] 1240 00:49:46,986 --> 00:49:47,987 [LAUGHTER] 1241 00:49:48,210 --> 00:49:48,888 [BELL DINGS] 1242 00:49:48,922 --> 00:49:50,223 [LAUGHTER] 1243 00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:51,858 [BELL DINGS] [LAUGHTER] 1244 00:49:51,891 --> 00:49:52,992 [BELL DINGS] [LAUGHTER] 1245 00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:54,270 [BELL DINGS] [LAUGHTER] 1246 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,195 [BELL DINGING] [LAUGHTER] 1247 00:49:55,228 --> 00:49:56,596 [DISTORTED LAUGHTER] 1248 00:49:56,629 --> 00:49:58,231 [FILM REEL WHIRS] 1249 00:49:58,298 --> 00:49:59,766 WOMAN: We interrupt this movie for an important message 1250 00:49:59,799 --> 00:50:01,234 from Paramount Studios. 1251 00:50:01,301 --> 00:50:04,871 This picture's gone completely off the rails! 1252 00:50:04,904 --> 00:50:06,606 The only thing that can save it 1253 00:50:06,639 --> 00:50:09,900 is some serious star power. 1254 00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:12,879 Get Sandy Cheeks in this movie, pronto! 1255 00:50:12,912 --> 00:50:14,748 Howdy-do, SpongeBob! [GLITCHING] 1256 00:50:14,781 --> 00:50:15,882 Huh. [DISTORTED LAUGH] 1257 00:50:15,915 --> 00:50:17,550 [ROARS] [BOTH SCREAM] 1258 00:50:17,617 --> 00:50:19,619 That's not what I meant! 1259 00:50:19,652 --> 00:50:21,121 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] Who is it? 1260 00:50:21,821 --> 00:50:22,689 Hey, what-- 1261 00:50:22,756 --> 00:50:23,823 [BOTH BLOWING RASPBERRY] 1262 00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:25,625 Get out of here! Get out! 1263 00:50:25,658 --> 00:50:27,627 [PLAYING SPED UP TWELFTH STREET RAG] 1264 00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:38,571 [HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1265 00:50:41,775 --> 00:50:42,976 [ROARS] 1266 00:50:43,430 --> 00:50:44,344 [PLAYING CONTINUING] 1267 00:50:44,377 --> 00:50:45,245 Huh? 1268 00:50:45,779 --> 00:50:48,148 [ROARS] 1269 00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:51,251 [PLAYS ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO] [RUMBLING] 1270 00:50:51,284 --> 00:50:52,852 [GASPS, WHIMPERS] 1271 00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:53,953 [CRASHES] 1272 00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:56,389 [SONG ENDING] 1273 00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:59,225 [SCALLOPS CHIRPING] [GROANS] 1274 00:50:59,259 --> 00:51:00,160 [SONG ENDS] 1275 00:51:00,226 --> 00:51:01,361 [WARBLING] 1276 00:51:01,394 --> 00:51:03,129 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1277 00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:06,232 Boy, if only Mr. Krabs could see me now. 1278 00:51:06,266 --> 00:51:07,500 He'd finally see 1279 00:51:07,534 --> 00:51:08,935 what I've been seein' 1280 00:51:08,968 --> 00:51:10,370 all along, 1281 00:51:10,403 --> 00:51:12,372 a swashbuckler in the makin'. 1282 00:51:12,405 --> 00:51:13,707 Really? 1283 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,800 Really. 1284 00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:16,142 But remember, 1285 00:51:16,176 --> 00:51:18,611 if you want to become a true big guy, 1286 00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:20,980 you have to stay focused. 1287 00:51:21,140 --> 00:51:22,582 Got it. Focused. 1288 00:51:22,615 --> 00:51:23,950 PATRICK: Bubble break! 1289 00:51:23,983 --> 00:51:26,152 [GIDDY LAUGHTER] [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 1290 00:51:26,186 --> 00:51:28,880 You had me at "bubble". 1291 00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:29,289 [SPONGEBOB GIGGLING] [GROANS] 1292 00:51:29,322 --> 00:51:30,890 [BOTH GIGGLING] 1293 00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:33,860 Let's do a triple-dog backslash wand-grabber. 1294 00:51:33,893 --> 00:51:37,397 With a banana-slap twist-blister! 1295 00:51:37,430 --> 00:51:39,432 [GIGGLING] [CLEARS THROAT] 1296 00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:40,967 [MUSIC STOPS] 1297 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,350 Hmm? 1298 00:51:43,169 --> 00:51:44,904 Huh? Yeah... 1299 00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:48,174 Um, sounds fun, Patrick, 1300 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:50,710 but maybe we shouldn't do this anymore. 1301 00:51:50,744 --> 00:51:51,911 [STAMMERS] What? 1302 00:51:51,978 --> 00:51:54,848 Well, it's just-- You know, it-- 1303 00:51:54,881 --> 00:51:56,916 I have this other thing I'm doing. 1304 00:51:56,983 --> 00:51:58,184 PATRICK: You mean, 1305 00:51:58,218 --> 00:52:00,553 you don't want to blow bubbles 1306 00:52:00,587 --> 00:52:01,888 with me? 1307 00:52:02,322 --> 00:52:04,858 [SOBBING] 1308 00:52:04,891 --> 00:52:07,594 [SIGHS, SNIFFLING] 1309 00:52:07,627 --> 00:52:09,729 I... I really want to, but... 1310 00:52:09,763 --> 00:52:12,650 That's okay. It's just that I should... 1311 00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:13,800 No, it's fine. [SAD MUSIC PLAYING] 1312 00:52:13,867 --> 00:52:16,436 Pat. I'm not crying! [SOBS] 1313 00:52:16,469 --> 00:52:18,938 It's just raining on my face! 1314 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:19,906 [SOBBING] 1315 00:52:19,939 --> 00:52:22,609 Ah, don't worry about your friend. 1316 00:52:22,642 --> 00:52:26,179 You can make it up to him once you're a swashbuckler. 1317 00:52:26,212 --> 00:52:27,781 Well, I... I guess. 1318 00:52:27,814 --> 00:52:29,215 Good lad. 1319 00:52:29,249 --> 00:52:32,385 Just keep your eyes on the prize. 1320 00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:33,953 [THUNDER BREAKS] 1321 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,890 Come on. Almost there. [SPUTTERING] 1322 00:52:36,923 --> 00:52:39,759 You're pushing this tub way too hard. 1323 00:52:39,793 --> 00:52:42,362 We can't stop until we reach SpongeBob! 1324 00:52:42,395 --> 00:52:44,464 Can't stop. Won't stop. 1325 00:52:44,497 --> 00:52:46,166 No stop! 1326 00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:47,500 [EXPLOSION] 1327 00:52:51,638 --> 00:52:52,505 [SQUISHES] 1328 00:52:52,539 --> 00:52:53,640 We stopped. 1329 00:52:54,908 --> 00:52:57,777 MR. KRABS: Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy. 1330 00:52:57,811 --> 00:52:59,713 Why didn't I just show ya 1331 00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:01,481 how to be a swashbuckler 1332 00:53:01,514 --> 00:53:03,650 when ya asked? 1333 00:53:03,683 --> 00:53:06,219 You never told me how much you cared. 1334 00:53:06,252 --> 00:53:09,890 Well, I couldn't. Emotions that are emotional 1335 00:53:09,122 --> 00:53:11,391 [SOBS] are hard for me! 1336 00:53:11,424 --> 00:53:13,426 Well, it doesn't matter now. 1337 00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:14,394 What? 1338 00:53:14,427 --> 00:53:17,831 You're stuck, so I'm doomed. 1339 00:53:17,864 --> 00:53:20,800 Goodbye! [CRYING] 1340 00:53:20,834 --> 00:53:23,503 Quick! We got to fix this camper! We got to fix it! 1341 00:53:23,536 --> 00:53:25,500 Oh, sure. 1342 00:53:25,710 --> 00:53:27,674 [SARCASTICALLY] Let's go pop into an auto parts store 1343 00:53:27,707 --> 00:53:29,442 and get what we need. 1344 00:53:29,509 --> 00:53:30,577 GARY: Meow. BOTH: Huh? 1345 00:53:30,643 --> 00:53:32,712 [WIND WHISTLING] [CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING] 1346 00:53:32,746 --> 00:53:34,147 MR. KRABS: Good eye, Gary! 1347 00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:36,449 Does this seem a little convenient? 1348 00:53:36,516 --> 00:53:37,650 Nonsense. 1349 00:53:37,684 --> 00:53:40,453 These big-box stores are everywhere! 1350 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,755 [THUNDER BREAKS] 1351 00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:43,690 [WHEELS SQUEAKING] [EASY LISTENING MUSIC ON PA] 1352 00:53:43,723 --> 00:53:44,724 Meow. 1353 00:53:44,758 --> 00:53:46,693 Spare tire, exhaust pipe, 1354 00:53:46,726 --> 00:53:49,162 tire iron, and oil. 1355 00:53:49,229 --> 00:53:51,297 Oil, where's the oil? 1356 00:53:51,331 --> 00:53:53,990 Just ask somebody. 1357 00:53:54,234 --> 00:53:56,569 Hello! We need some oil over here! 1358 00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,906 Hello? 1359 00:53:59,973 --> 00:54:02,242 Hello! [SUSPENSEFUL STING] 1360 00:54:02,275 --> 00:54:03,843 Where is everybody? 1361 00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:05,245 [SLAMS, CLICKS] 1362 00:54:05,278 --> 00:54:06,479 Hello? 1363 00:54:06,546 --> 00:54:09,282 That might be our cue to go. 1364 00:54:09,315 --> 00:54:11,685 Meow-ow. Huh. There's someone's shoe. 1365 00:54:11,718 --> 00:54:12,919 [HORROR STING] 1366 00:54:12,986 --> 00:54:14,421 SQUIDWARD: And there's the other one. 1367 00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:16,322 [ALL GASP] 1368 00:54:17,991 --> 00:54:18,858 [ALL EXCLAIM] 1369 00:54:18,892 --> 00:54:19,893 [HORROR STING] 1370 00:54:24,931 --> 00:54:27,867 What kind of big-box store is this? 1371 00:54:27,901 --> 00:54:31,370 [WHOOSHING] [ALL GASPING, EXCLAIMING] 1372 00:54:31,710 --> 00:54:33,306 Run! [SCREAMS] 1373 00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:34,507 [FRANTIC PANTING] 1374 00:54:34,574 --> 00:54:35,809 [SCREAMS] 1375 00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:37,711 [MR. KRABS SHOUTING] 1376 00:54:37,744 --> 00:54:38,712 [FRANTIC PANTING] 1377 00:54:38,745 --> 00:54:40,213 I see the exit! 1378 00:54:41,781 --> 00:54:42,816 [SHRIEKS] [WHIMPERS] 1379 00:54:42,882 --> 00:54:44,617 [MENACING MUSIC PLAYING] 1380 00:54:45,518 --> 00:54:46,786 [GROWLS] 1381 00:54:46,820 --> 00:54:48,355 [SHRIEKING] 1382 00:54:51,324 --> 00:54:54,894 [GROWLING] 1383 00:54:54,928 --> 00:54:56,229 [BLOWS] 1384 00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:59,232 [GROWLING] 1385 00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:01,101 Meow-ow. 1386 00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:03,470 [GROWLING] [WHIMPERS] 1387 00:55:04,604 --> 00:55:05,739 [TERRIFIED SHUDDERING] 1388 00:55:05,772 --> 00:55:08,375 What's the plan, Mr. Krabs? 1389 00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:09,509 Meow. 1390 00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:10,610 Meow-ow. 1391 00:55:10,643 --> 00:55:11,811 It looks hungry. 1392 00:55:11,845 --> 00:55:13,346 And it's getting closer! 1393 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:14,314 Meow. 1394 00:55:14,347 --> 00:55:15,782 [WHIMPERING] 1395 00:55:15,815 --> 00:55:17,217 SQUIDWARD: Say the word. 1396 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:18,985 Anytime now. 1397 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:20,253 Sooner the better! 1398 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,654 [SCREAMS] 1399 00:55:21,688 --> 00:55:23,757 [FRANTIC SOBBING] 1400 00:55:23,790 --> 00:55:25,580 [FRANTIC GASPING] 1401 00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:26,126 Really? 1402 00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:27,193 [YELPS] Meow. 1403 00:55:27,227 --> 00:55:29,229 [ROARING] 1404 00:55:31,931 --> 00:55:33,233 [FRANTIC PANTING] 1405 00:55:36,936 --> 00:55:39,406 [FRANTIC PANTING] 1406 00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:40,373 Huh? 1407 00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:42,842 Hey, I found the oil! 1408 00:55:42,876 --> 00:55:44,411 Oh, no, no, no, no! 1409 00:55:44,444 --> 00:55:46,212 [FRANTIC SOBBING] 1410 00:55:46,246 --> 00:55:47,681 [GULP ECHOES] 1411 00:55:47,714 --> 00:55:50,250 Bye-bye, Krabby. 1412 00:55:50,283 --> 00:55:52,719 [CACKLING] [SOBBING] 1413 00:55:52,786 --> 00:55:54,454 [WAILING] Huh? 1414 00:55:55,121 --> 00:55:56,389 Whoa... 1415 00:55:57,123 --> 00:55:58,240 [BONE CRACKS] 1416 00:55:58,910 --> 00:55:59,859 Barb? [SIGHS, GROANS] 1417 00:55:59,893 --> 00:56:02,896 What do you do when your best friend 1418 00:56:02,962 --> 00:56:05,465 doesn't want to blow bubbles anymore? 1419 00:56:05,865 --> 00:56:07,267 Uh... 1420 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:08,601 Well, I, uh... 1421 00:56:08,668 --> 00:56:11,400 [CLEARS THROAT] Yeah, I, I, uh... 1422 00:56:11,370 --> 00:56:13,573 Thanks. Makes a lot of sense. 1423 00:56:18,445 --> 00:56:19,479 [GROANS] 1424 00:56:20,246 --> 00:56:21,848 [DRAMATIC STING] 1425 00:56:21,881 --> 00:56:25,418 [ECHOING] This is it, lad. The last challenge. 1426 00:56:25,452 --> 00:56:30,824 Finish this and you'll become a swashbuckler! 1427 00:56:32,258 --> 00:56:33,593 Let's do it. 1428 00:56:33,626 --> 00:56:35,895 [UPBEAT METAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1429 00:56:43,670 --> 00:56:45,805 Ready, Dutch? 1430 00:56:45,839 --> 00:56:47,874 Bang it. [ENGINE REVS] 1431 00:56:47,941 --> 00:56:49,843 [ENGINE REVVING] 1432 00:56:55,682 --> 00:56:57,150 [TIRES SCREECH] 1433 00:56:57,984 --> 00:56:58,818 [MUSIC ENDS] 1434 00:56:59,753 --> 00:57:00,820 [BLOWS] 1435 00:57:00,854 --> 00:57:02,122 [MAGICAL CHIMING] 1436 00:57:02,155 --> 00:57:03,123 [BOTH GASP] 1437 00:57:03,156 --> 00:57:05,125 [LAUGHS] Ta-da! 1438 00:57:05,158 --> 00:57:07,594 SPONGEBOB: Daring, bravery, courageousness, panache, guts, grit, moxie... 1439 00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:09,729 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: ...and intestinal fortitude! 1440 00:57:09,763 --> 00:57:11,564 You did 'em all! 1441 00:57:11,598 --> 00:57:13,767 I knew you were special, lad. 1442 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:16,169 [LAUGHING] 1443 00:57:16,202 --> 00:57:17,303 [MAGICAL CHIMING] 1444 00:57:17,337 --> 00:57:18,304 [BOTH GASP] 1445 00:57:19,390 --> 00:57:22,676 [GIDDY LAUGHTER] 1446 00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:24,611 [MANIACAL LAUGH] 1447 00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:27,414 [MENACING LAUGHTER] 1448 00:57:27,447 --> 00:57:28,415 [LAUGHING NORMALLY] 1449 00:57:28,448 --> 00:57:30,583 [GIDDY LAUGH] 1450 00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:33,620 [EPIC MUSIC PLAYING] SPONGEBOB: Whoa! 1451 00:57:33,687 --> 00:57:35,622 Look at that! 1452 00:57:35,689 --> 00:57:41,161 [CHUCKLES] Inside those doors, you'll stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe, 1453 00:57:41,194 --> 00:57:43,563 and a swashbuckler you'll become. 1454 00:57:43,596 --> 00:57:45,765 And once I get my certificate, 1455 00:57:45,799 --> 00:57:49,703 Mr. Krabs will finally see that I'm a big guy. 1456 00:57:49,736 --> 00:57:51,638 [SPOTLIGHT CLUNKS] Then I can do 1457 00:57:51,705 --> 00:57:55,308 what every little guy dreams of doing when he grows up, 1458 00:57:55,342 --> 00:57:58,110 ride that big guy roller coaster. 1459 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,880 Yes, yes, roller coa-- Uh, wait. 1460 00:58:00,914 --> 00:58:04,351 You mean your dream is to ride a roller coaster? 1461 00:58:04,384 --> 00:58:07,187 Well, of course. We all have dreams. 1462 00:58:07,220 --> 00:58:08,221 What's yours? 1463 00:58:08,254 --> 00:58:09,389 [SPOTLIGHT CLUNKS] What? 1464 00:58:10,156 --> 00:58:11,458 Well, uh... 1465 00:58:11,491 --> 00:58:15,261 I dream of a wonderful world above the waves, 1466 00:58:15,328 --> 00:58:17,630 where the sun shines in your face 1467 00:58:17,664 --> 00:58:20,500 and the wind blows through your hair. 1468 00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:22,669 What's this magical place called? 1469 00:58:23,269 --> 00:58:25,338 Santa Monica! 1470 00:58:25,372 --> 00:58:26,940 [CHUCKLES] Look at me, 1471 00:58:26,973 --> 00:58:28,908 chatterin' like a cabin boy. 1472 00:58:28,942 --> 00:58:30,210 Let's get goin'! 1473 00:58:30,243 --> 00:58:31,978 MR. KRABS: Stop right there! 1474 00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:34,114 [SCREECHING] 1475 00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:35,749 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1476 00:58:35,782 --> 00:58:38,485 Good thing this bird is allergic to shellfish! 1477 00:58:38,518 --> 00:58:39,753 [MR. KRABS CACKLING] 1478 00:58:39,786 --> 00:58:40,820 [SNEEZES] 1479 00:58:40,854 --> 00:58:42,622 Mr. Krabs? 1480 00:58:42,655 --> 00:58:44,357 Ooh! Tartar sauce! 1481 00:58:44,391 --> 00:58:45,925 [HEROIC MUSIC CONTINUING] 1482 00:58:45,959 --> 00:58:47,527 [CRASHES] 1483 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,928 Are you okay, boy-o? 1484 00:58:48,962 --> 00:58:50,630 Did ya get hurt at all? Any bumps? 1485 00:58:50,663 --> 00:58:51,998 Bruises? Scratches? 1486 00:58:52,650 --> 00:58:54,667 I'm so glad we found you! 1487 00:58:54,701 --> 00:58:57,237 Who's "we"? Me, Squidward and Gary. 1488 00:59:03,276 --> 00:59:04,978 We're here to rescue ya! 1489 00:59:05,110 --> 00:59:06,112 From him! 1490 00:59:06,146 --> 00:59:08,515 Whoa! Well, now hold on, Krabs! 1491 00:59:08,548 --> 00:59:10,250 Oh, I'm not in any danger. 1492 00:59:10,283 --> 00:59:12,786 The Flying Dutchman's been helping me become a swashbuckler. 1493 00:59:12,819 --> 00:59:14,587 Just like you. [GUILTILY] Oh. 1494 00:59:14,654 --> 00:59:16,220 [CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY] 1495 00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:18,525 Well, ya see, I, uh... 1496 00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:21,294 You want to tell him, or should I? 1497 00:59:21,327 --> 00:59:22,328 Tell me what? 1498 00:59:22,862 --> 00:59:23,997 [GROANS] 1499 00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:26,320 It's about me past, lad. 1500 00:59:26,990 --> 00:59:27,734 I embellished a few o' the... 1501 00:59:27,767 --> 00:59:30,470 tsk, uh, finer details. 1502 00:59:30,537 --> 00:59:32,706 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1503 00:59:32,739 --> 00:59:35,108 I did spend me youth at sea, 1504 00:59:35,141 --> 00:59:38,912 but I wasn't the captain. 1505 00:59:38,978 --> 00:59:41,348 SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute. You were a fry cook? 1506 00:59:41,414 --> 00:59:43,717 MR. KRABS: Aye. And like you, 1507 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:46,853 I dreamed of bein' a swashbuckler. 1508 00:59:46,886 --> 00:59:48,154 [GRUNTING] 1509 00:59:48,188 --> 00:59:49,155 [GROWLS] 1510 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:51,858 [SHOUTS] [LAUGHING] 1511 00:59:51,891 --> 00:59:55,762 MR. KRABS: But nobody believed in me. They said I was a-- 1512 00:59:55,795 --> 00:59:57,597 bubble-blowin' baby boy! 1513 00:59:57,630 --> 00:59:58,565 [GASPS] 1514 00:59:58,598 --> 01:00:00,700 MR. KRABS: I was so ashamed. 1515 01:00:00,734 --> 01:00:02,350 [GHOSTLY WHISPERS] 1516 01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,705 And that's when something called out to me. 1517 01:00:05,739 --> 01:00:07,273 [MAGICAL CHIMING] 1518 01:00:07,307 --> 01:00:09,809 It was the Dutchman's hornpipe. 1519 01:00:11,444 --> 01:00:12,345 Huh? 1520 01:00:12,379 --> 01:00:14,748 [HORNPIPE BLOWING] 1521 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:19,850 MR. KRABS: The dirty deceiver promised to make me a swashbuckler, 1522 01:00:19,152 --> 01:00:21,888 and lured me to the Underworld. 1523 01:00:21,921 --> 01:00:25,725 But I froze when I saw that terrifyin' place. 1524 01:00:26,326 --> 01:00:27,927 [SCREAMING ECHOES] 1525 01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:29,929 The Underworld shivered me timbers 1526 01:00:29,963 --> 01:00:33,633 and I ran home, tail between me legs. 1527 01:00:33,666 --> 01:00:36,369 I had many adventures at sea, boy, 1528 01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:39,773 but I never did become a swashbuckler. 1529 01:00:39,806 --> 01:00:42,942 But, what about the Swashbuckler Certificate? 1530 01:00:42,976 --> 01:00:45,512 Well, about that... 1531 01:00:48,515 --> 01:00:50,850 [DRAMATIC STING] 1532 01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:54,954 I've been battling the horrors of the Underworld 1533 01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:57,190 [GROWLS] for a Kids' Menu? 1534 01:00:57,223 --> 01:00:59,492 I thought it looked familiar. 1535 01:00:59,526 --> 01:01:01,928 I'm sorry I lied, lad. 1536 01:01:01,961 --> 01:01:03,763 I just couldn't bear for you to know 1537 01:01:03,797 --> 01:01:05,365 I was a coward. 1538 01:01:05,398 --> 01:01:07,400 But I'm tellin' you the truth now. 1539 01:01:07,434 --> 01:01:09,369 The Dutchman is trickin' ya! 1540 01:01:09,402 --> 01:01:10,537 No, he's not. 1541 01:01:10,570 --> 01:01:12,872 He's just helping me become a swashbuckler. 1542 01:01:12,939 --> 01:01:15,108 I thought you'd be proud of me. 1543 01:01:15,141 --> 01:01:16,443 Instead, you're treating me 1544 01:01:16,509 --> 01:01:18,878 like I'm still just a bubble blower. 1545 01:01:18,945 --> 01:01:20,130 That's right. 1546 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,716 Krabs has never believed in you. 1547 01:01:22,782 --> 01:01:25,685 Come with me and blow that hornpipe. 1548 01:01:25,719 --> 01:01:28,655 Show him you're a real swashbuckler. 1549 01:01:28,688 --> 01:01:31,391 The biggest of the big guys. 1550 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:34,794 I'm ready. 1551 01:01:34,828 --> 01:01:36,129 [GASPS] [LAUGHING] 1552 01:01:36,162 --> 01:01:37,263 No, SpongeBob! 1553 01:01:38,565 --> 01:01:39,866 Wait! 1554 01:01:39,899 --> 01:01:42,168 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1555 01:01:42,235 --> 01:01:44,537 Hurry, lad. On the pedestal. 1556 01:01:47,173 --> 01:01:49,576 SpongeBob! Don't do it! 1557 01:01:49,609 --> 01:01:53,413 You'll see, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna be a big guy. 1558 01:01:53,446 --> 01:01:55,248 No, no, no, no! [GROANS] 1559 01:01:55,281 --> 01:01:56,583 [CHUCKLES WICKEDLY] 1560 01:01:56,616 --> 01:01:57,484 Come on now! 1561 01:01:59,452 --> 01:02:01,187 Hurry. 1562 01:02:01,254 --> 01:02:02,722 SpongeBob! 1563 01:02:02,756 --> 01:02:03,990 Meow, meow, meow, meow! 1564 01:02:04,924 --> 01:02:06,893 [HORNPIPE BLOWING] 1565 01:02:08,628 --> 01:02:09,996 [CACKLING] 1566 01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:11,297 [GASPS] 1567 01:02:14,834 --> 01:02:16,403 [WHOOSHES] 1568 01:02:16,436 --> 01:02:18,471 [MENACING MUSIC PLAYING] 1569 01:02:18,505 --> 01:02:20,874 [LAUGHING EXCITEDLY] 1570 01:02:20,907 --> 01:02:22,308 [YELPS] No, no! 1571 01:02:22,342 --> 01:02:24,210 Too late, Krabby! 1572 01:02:24,277 --> 01:02:26,479 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 1573 01:02:26,513 --> 01:02:28,615 I'll save ya, lad! 1574 01:02:29,716 --> 01:02:30,750 Gotcha! 1575 01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:32,919 No, no, no, no, no! 1576 01:02:32,952 --> 01:02:35,321 Whoa! [WICKED LAUGHTER] 1577 01:02:35,355 --> 01:02:37,157 [WHIMPERING] [LAUGHING] 1578 01:02:39,225 --> 01:02:40,493 Ooh! 1579 01:02:40,527 --> 01:02:42,162 Swashbuckler shine! 1580 01:02:42,195 --> 01:02:45,650 It's not swashbuckler shine. 1581 01:02:45,980 --> 01:02:47,667 Yeah, no. It ain't. 1582 01:02:47,734 --> 01:02:49,636 [THUNDER BREAKS] Huh? 1583 01:02:49,669 --> 01:02:53,540 [LAUGHING WICKEDLY] 1584 01:02:59,879 --> 01:03:00,914 [THUNDER BREAKS] 1585 01:03:01,981 --> 01:03:02,982 [THUNDER BREAKS] 1586 01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:04,984 [THUNDER BREAKS] 1587 01:03:06,252 --> 01:03:08,488 [EVIL CHUCKLE] 1588 01:03:08,988 --> 01:03:09,889 [THUNDER BREAKS] 1589 01:03:09,923 --> 01:03:12,492 [EVIL LAUGH] 1590 01:03:12,525 --> 01:03:13,960 No! [GASPS] 1591 01:03:13,993 --> 01:03:15,929 [FRANTIC WHIMPERING] 1592 01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:18,531 Squawk. [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 1593 01:03:19,232 --> 01:03:23,403 My curse is lifted! 1594 01:03:23,470 --> 01:03:26,373 What? I tricked you. 1595 01:03:26,406 --> 01:03:31,778 Oh, you're such a big guy, ready to be a swashbuckler! 1596 01:03:31,811 --> 01:03:33,413 [LAUGHS] 1597 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,281 It's all been a big lie, 1598 01:03:35,348 --> 01:03:38,852 and you fell for it. [LAUGHS] 1599 01:03:38,918 --> 01:03:40,286 Huh? 1600 01:03:40,353 --> 01:03:42,222 Oh, no. 1601 01:03:42,255 --> 01:03:45,525 [STAMMERING] 1602 01:03:45,558 --> 01:03:46,960 [THE FLYING DUTCHMAN LAUGHS] 1603 01:03:49,796 --> 01:03:52,665 Hang on to your square derriere. 1604 01:03:52,699 --> 01:03:54,340 [GROANS] 1605 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:57,300 Guess who's cursed now? 1606 01:03:57,370 --> 01:03:57,971 [GASP] Meow. 1607 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,874 [GROANS] 1608 01:04:00,940 --> 01:04:06,846 All hail the new FlyingBob DutchPants! 1609 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:09,490 [EVIL LAUGH] What? 1610 01:04:09,115 --> 01:04:13,153 Oh, Mr. Krabs, you were right about him. 1611 01:04:13,186 --> 01:04:15,989 [GASPS] Mr. Krabs! 1612 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,323 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: Ugh! 1613 01:04:17,390 --> 01:04:20,260 It looks like you got a little Dutchman on you, too. 1614 01:04:20,293 --> 01:04:21,995 [LAUGHING] [BARB CHUCKLING] 1615 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,164 It's a double Dutchman, sir. 1616 01:04:24,898 --> 01:04:26,132 [GROANS] 1617 01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,680 You tricked me. 1618 01:04:28,134 --> 01:04:29,536 [CHUCKLING] Well, 1619 01:04:29,569 --> 01:04:33,206 you wanted to be a big guy swashbuckler, didn't you? 1620 01:04:33,273 --> 01:04:35,208 So what are you complainin' about? 1621 01:04:35,275 --> 01:04:38,110 You should be thankin' me. 1622 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,412 [GROANS] 1623 01:04:39,446 --> 01:04:42,582 No. Please, Mr. Dutchman, sir-- I changed my mind. 1624 01:04:42,615 --> 01:04:45,285 I don't want to be a swashbuckler anymore. 1625 01:04:45,318 --> 01:04:48,288 Oh, don't fret, sailor. 1626 01:04:48,321 --> 01:04:49,723 All you need to do 1627 01:04:49,756 --> 01:04:53,593 is find someone to trick into trading places with you. 1628 01:04:53,626 --> 01:04:55,280 It only took me... 1629 01:04:55,762 --> 01:04:57,864 Let's see, uh... 1630 01:04:57,897 --> 01:04:59,799 500 years! 1631 01:04:59,866 --> 01:05:01,340 [GASPS] 1632 01:05:01,670 --> 01:05:02,769 [WHIRRING] Oh! 1633 01:05:02,802 --> 01:05:05,605 [ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1634 01:05:05,638 --> 01:05:09,900 Now I finally get to go home. 1635 01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:10,810 Yep, we got to run. 1636 01:05:10,877 --> 01:05:12,780 Huh? 1637 01:05:12,112 --> 01:05:13,780 Whoa! [GRUNTS] 1638 01:05:13,813 --> 01:05:16,249 Wait. Aren't you taking me? 1639 01:05:16,316 --> 01:05:20,200 Why would I do that? I don't need you anymore. 1640 01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:22,220 [CHUCKLING] 1641 01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:23,890 [LAUGHING] 1642 01:05:44,477 --> 01:05:46,546 What have I done? 1643 01:05:47,847 --> 01:05:49,983 It's not your fault, lad. 1644 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,952 It was my lyin' that led ya here. 1645 01:05:52,986 --> 01:05:56,923 And now we're cursed to be ghosts forever. 1646 01:05:58,792 --> 01:06:00,627 Forever? 1647 01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:02,950 Forever. 1648 01:06:02,929 --> 01:06:04,431 Forever, forever? 1649 01:06:05,265 --> 01:06:07,000 Forever, forever. 1650 01:06:09,369 --> 01:06:12,372 Forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever? 1651 01:06:12,405 --> 01:06:16,409 Forever forever forever forever forever forever forever. 1652 01:06:16,443 --> 01:06:18,311 One more. Forever! 1653 01:06:21,114 --> 01:06:25,251 SPONGEBOB: Ghost captain's log, Tuesday, the 4,732nd, 1654 01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:26,886 in the month of Forever, 1655 01:06:26,953 --> 01:06:30,557 in the year of Eternity. 1656 01:06:30,590 --> 01:06:33,460 [GROGGY GROANS] 1657 01:06:40,266 --> 01:06:44,304 I had it all. Good job, great friends. 1658 01:06:44,337 --> 01:06:46,473 I should've stayed a bubble blower. 1659 01:06:48,174 --> 01:06:50,577 You'll always be a bubble blower to me. 1660 01:06:50,610 --> 01:06:55,115 I'm sorry, Patrick. I can't believe what a jerk I was. 1661 01:06:55,148 --> 01:06:56,683 Can you ever forgive me? 1662 01:07:03,857 --> 01:07:06,760 [SPITTING] 1663 01:07:06,793 --> 01:07:09,295 Oh, there's got to be something we can do. 1664 01:07:09,329 --> 01:07:11,998 I'm afraid there's nothin' we can do. 1665 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,935 You made a deal with the Dutchman. It's hopeless. 1666 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,700 BARB: Oh, no! 1667 01:07:17,871 --> 01:07:19,506 SPONGEBOB: Barb? 1668 01:07:19,572 --> 01:07:23,343 We're not lettin' that son of a perch win yet. 1669 01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:25,578 I've read the "Dutchman's Deal," 1670 01:07:25,612 --> 01:07:28,581 and I know what's in the fine print. 1671 01:07:29,783 --> 01:07:31,351 "Pursuant to the provisions outlined 1672 01:07:31,384 --> 01:07:33,820 in the official Pirate Curse Rule Book of 1586, 1673 01:07:33,887 --> 01:07:35,355 it is hereby stipulated 1674 01:07:35,388 --> 01:07:36,589 that the recipient of an officially designated curse 1675 01:07:36,623 --> 01:07:37,924 is afforded the chance to rectify and nullify 1676 01:07:37,957 --> 01:07:39,759 all banes and burdens through demolition, 1677 01:07:39,793 --> 01:07:41,327 if done so within the morrow, and so on and so forth, et cetera." 1678 01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:43,290 Of course! 1679 01:07:43,630 --> 01:07:47,267 Break the horn before sunset and you'll reverse the curse! 1680 01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:48,935 How'd you understand that? 1681 01:07:49,836 --> 01:07:52,605 I don't know. 1682 01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:55,809 Oh, but the Pirate Formerly Known as the Flying Dutchman 1683 01:07:55,842 --> 01:07:57,344 took it to the surface. 1684 01:07:57,377 --> 01:08:00,460 The surface? I can get us there! 1685 01:08:00,847 --> 01:08:03,216 [BIRDS CHIRPING TUNE] 1686 01:08:04,351 --> 01:08:06,353 [GROWLING] 1687 01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:10,690 Remember, you can only go to the surface this one time. 1688 01:08:10,757 --> 01:08:14,294 When the sun sets, the curse is permanent. 1689 01:08:15,695 --> 01:08:19,650 I told you! I don't know! 1690 01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:21,134 [GRUNTS] Woo-woo! Gee. 1691 01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:23,770 Bye, everybody! 1692 01:08:25,672 --> 01:08:27,874 Hopefully not forever! 1693 01:08:27,941 --> 01:08:30,143 Bye, SpongeBob! 1694 01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:33,780 You know, for a doofus, you've got a pretty good head on your shoulders. 1695 01:08:33,813 --> 01:08:35,115 What? Where? 1696 01:08:35,148 --> 01:08:37,283 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! 1697 01:08:37,317 --> 01:08:38,418 [GROANS] 1698 01:08:38,451 --> 01:08:41,210 Come on. I'll give you guys a ride home. 1699 01:08:43,723 --> 01:08:48,561 Remember, boy-o. Break the hornpipe and reverse the curse. 1700 01:08:48,595 --> 01:08:51,831 Right. Break the pipe, reverse the curse. 1701 01:08:51,865 --> 01:08:54,601 Break the pipe. Reverse that curse. 1702 01:08:54,667 --> 01:08:56,469 [BEATBOXING] 1703 01:08:56,536 --> 01:08:58,705 [IMITATES RECORD SCRATCHING] Reverse that curse. 1704 01:08:58,738 --> 01:09:00,974 MR. KRABS: Break it. Break it. SPONGEBOB: Reverse it. Reverse it. 1705 01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:02,876 MR. KRABS: Break, breaky-breaky-break-break. 1706 01:09:02,909 --> 01:09:04,744 SPONGEBOB: B-B-B-B-Break that curse! 1707 01:09:05,879 --> 01:09:07,480 SPONGEBOB: Whoa! MR. KRABS: Whoo-hoo! 1708 01:09:07,547 --> 01:09:09,416 SPONGEBOB: We made it! 1709 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,551 Oh, but it's so big up here. 1710 01:09:11,584 --> 01:09:13,353 The Dutchman could be anywhere. 1711 01:09:13,420 --> 01:09:15,488 Well, we better find him quick. 1712 01:09:15,555 --> 01:09:18,892 There's no tellin' what trouble that cutthroat pirate will cause. 1713 01:09:23,329 --> 01:09:26,466 I'm here, surface world. 1714 01:09:27,834 --> 01:09:29,502 And I am ready... 1715 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:34,574 ...to partay! 1716 01:09:38,878 --> 01:09:41,614 GIRL: Hey! [LAUGHING] 1717 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,840 [GRUNTING] 1718 01:09:45,251 --> 01:09:46,119 Yoink! 1719 01:09:46,152 --> 01:09:48,988 [LAUGHING] 1720 01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:54,828 [MUSIC FADES OUT, CONTINUES ON TAPE] 1721 01:09:58,898 --> 01:10:02,702 [LAZY GROAN, CHUCKLING] 1722 01:10:02,736 --> 01:10:05,438 Santa Monica. [LAUGHS] 1723 01:10:06,390 --> 01:10:07,207 Paradise! 1724 01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,510 [YAWNS] 1725 01:10:10,577 --> 01:10:12,145 [SNORING] 1726 01:10:21,870 --> 01:10:24,570 Break that pipe. Reverse that curse. 1727 01:10:24,900 --> 01:10:25,859 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1728 01:10:27,761 --> 01:10:30,663 [SNORING] 1729 01:10:34,667 --> 01:10:35,602 Huh? 1730 01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:40,600 MR. KRABS: Come on, pull. 1731 01:10:41,474 --> 01:10:43,777 You?Quick, grab the hornpipe! 1732 01:10:43,810 --> 01:10:45,211 [GRUNTS] Huh? 1733 01:10:45,245 --> 01:10:47,814 No! What are you doin' here? 1734 01:10:47,881 --> 01:10:51,217 I served my time as Dutchman and I'm not goin' back! 1735 01:10:51,251 --> 01:10:55,221 You will if we break that hornpipe. 1736 01:10:55,255 --> 01:11:01,661 Well, then I'll just have to take it to the one place you'll never go. [LAUGHING] 1737 01:11:02,696 --> 01:11:04,300 Oh, no. 1738 01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:10,503 [TERRIFIED SHRIEKS] 1739 01:11:13,273 --> 01:11:15,775 [CHUCKLES AND KISSES] 1740 01:11:20,213 --> 01:11:21,681 [SPONGEBOB AND MR. KRABS PANTING] 1741 01:11:21,715 --> 01:11:25,352 A roller coaster? Why did it have to be a roller coaster? 1742 01:11:25,385 --> 01:11:26,486 [EXCLAIMS] 1743 01:11:26,519 --> 01:11:28,421 Come on, SpongeBob, we got to stop him! 1744 01:11:28,488 --> 01:11:30,223 SPONGEBOB: Hey! There he is! 1745 01:11:30,256 --> 01:11:31,658 [PANTING] 1746 01:11:31,691 --> 01:11:34,294 MAN: Dude! No cuts. Oh, right. Sorry. 1747 01:11:35,528 --> 01:11:36,663 Hmph. 1748 01:11:37,964 --> 01:11:39,499 Arr! 1749 01:11:39,532 --> 01:11:40,667 Arr! Arr! 1750 01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:42,102 Arr! 1751 01:11:42,135 --> 01:11:43,103 Arr! Arr! 1752 01:11:43,136 --> 01:11:44,137 Arr! 1753 01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:46,272 Arr! Arr! 1754 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:48,441 FRENCH MALE NARRATOR: Thirty minutes later. 1755 01:11:48,508 --> 01:11:49,976 Arr! 1756 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:51,378 [WHISTLING] 1757 01:11:51,411 --> 01:11:52,512 Next. 1758 01:11:53,546 --> 01:11:56,516 See ya at sunset! [LAUGHS] 1759 01:11:56,549 --> 01:11:58,518 After those pasty white legs! 1760 01:11:58,551 --> 01:12:00,320 [FRANTIC PANTING] 1761 01:12:00,854 --> 01:12:02,122 Whoa! 1762 01:12:03,323 --> 01:12:04,858 He's gettin' away! Jump! 1763 01:12:04,891 --> 01:12:06,426 Yeah! Yeah! 1764 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:08,940 Made it! [LAUGHS] 1765 01:12:08,128 --> 01:12:09,629 Oh, no. 1766 01:12:09,696 --> 01:12:13,400 I'm on a roller coaster! 1767 01:12:13,433 --> 01:12:16,469 [ECHOING] Roller coaster! 1768 01:12:16,536 --> 01:12:17,570 Huh? 1769 01:12:17,604 --> 01:12:20,974 Oh, ya got to be kiddin' me. 1770 01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:27,147 Well, hold on, SpongeBob ScaredyPants. 1771 01:12:27,714 --> 01:12:30,116 [WHIMPERING] 1772 01:12:30,150 --> 01:12:32,180 I got to get off this thing! 1773 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:36,560 No, SpongeBob! What you got to do is stay on this thing, 1774 01:12:36,122 --> 01:12:38,580 and get that hornpipe. 1775 01:12:38,124 --> 01:12:40,600 How am I gonna do that? 1776 01:12:40,126 --> 01:12:46,660 Ya start by askin' the right question. What would you do? 1777 01:12:46,132 --> 01:12:48,868 What would you do? 1778 01:12:48,902 --> 01:12:50,336 No, not me! That's... Look. 1779 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:53,573 You. SpongeBob. What would you do? 1780 01:12:53,606 --> 01:12:58,345 Huh? How's that gonna help? You said it yourself. I'm not a big guy. 1781 01:12:58,378 --> 01:13:00,447 I'm just a bubble blower. 1782 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:03,450 Well, I was wrong about bubble blowers, okay? 1783 01:13:03,483 --> 01:13:07,520 They got more panache, guts, grit, moxie and intestinal fortitude 1784 01:13:07,587 --> 01:13:09,889 than any swashbuckler I ever met. 1785 01:13:09,923 --> 01:13:13,960 SpongeBob, big guys aren't rough and tumble. 1786 01:13:14,270 --> 01:13:16,329 They're... [SNIFFLES] smart. 1787 01:13:16,363 --> 01:13:22,902 And loving, and brave, and playful, and just fun to be around! 1788 01:13:22,936 --> 01:13:25,805 Are you talkin' about me, Mr. Krabs? 1789 01:13:25,839 --> 01:13:27,107 Of course I am! 1790 01:13:27,173 --> 01:13:29,509 And you're the only one who can break our curse. 1791 01:13:29,542 --> 01:13:33,413 So ask yourself, what would you do? 1792 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,715 Well, I'd blow a bubble. 1793 01:13:35,782 --> 01:13:39,552 Then get blowin', ya bubble-blowin' big baby guy! 1794 01:13:39,619 --> 01:13:41,955 That sun's about to set. 1795 01:13:41,988 --> 01:13:44,190 [LAUGHING] 1796 01:13:44,224 --> 01:13:45,825 [TAUNTINGLY] Nyah, nyah! 1797 01:13:46,493 --> 01:13:47,360 Hmm. 1798 01:13:47,394 --> 01:13:49,496 [GRUNTING] 1799 01:13:51,970 --> 01:13:52,632 [GRUNTS, SIGHS] 1800 01:13:52,665 --> 01:13:54,701 Oh, yeah. Whoa! 1801 01:13:54,734 --> 01:13:56,136 Hold on, lad! 1802 01:13:56,202 --> 01:13:58,705 Don't look down, bubble boy! 1803 01:13:59,639 --> 01:14:02,275 I'm coming for you. 1804 01:14:02,308 --> 01:14:05,545 [GRUNTS] Persistent little barnacle. 1805 01:14:07,981 --> 01:14:09,315 Give me that! 1806 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:10,884 Bleaaghh! 1807 01:14:11,584 --> 01:14:13,190 Weiner, ten o'clock! 1808 01:14:13,860 --> 01:14:14,200 Arr! 1809 01:14:14,870 --> 01:14:15,210 Huh? 1810 01:14:15,522 --> 01:14:17,657 [SCREAMING] 1811 01:14:17,691 --> 01:14:19,325 [BOUNCING GROAN] 1812 01:14:19,392 --> 01:14:21,895 Huh? I gotcha, lad! 1813 01:14:21,961 --> 01:14:23,530 Nice catch, Mister K! 1814 01:14:23,563 --> 01:14:26,433 Now let's go get that hornpipe. 1815 01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:28,568 Whoa-whoa-whoa...yow! 1816 01:14:28,601 --> 01:14:30,537 Miss me? [GRUNTS] 1817 01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:33,440 [GRUNTS] I came here to do two things, 1818 01:14:33,473 --> 01:14:36,476 kick butt and blow bubbles. 1819 01:14:36,543 --> 01:14:39,450 Looks like I'm all out of butt. 1820 01:14:41,548 --> 01:14:42,716 Huh? 1821 01:14:50,156 --> 01:14:52,125 Hey, 1822 01:14:52,158 --> 01:14:53,560 what are ya doin'? 1823 01:14:54,861 --> 01:14:55,762 Cut it out! 1824 01:14:56,730 --> 01:14:57,731 Get back! 1825 01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:08,441 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1826 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:10,643 Seriously? 1827 01:15:10,710 --> 01:15:14,347 Blowin' a bubble was your big plan, baby boy? 1828 01:15:14,381 --> 01:15:15,582 [LAUGHING] 1829 01:15:15,615 --> 01:15:16,483 Huh? 1830 01:15:17,717 --> 01:15:19,190 [SCREAMING] 1831 01:15:20,453 --> 01:15:22,389 Whoa! 1832 01:15:22,455 --> 01:15:23,323 Whoa! 1833 01:15:23,957 --> 01:15:24,824 Whoa! 1834 01:15:24,891 --> 01:15:26,493 Whoa! 1835 01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:28,194 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1836 01:15:28,228 --> 01:15:29,229 Huh? 1837 01:15:29,295 --> 01:15:30,663 [CHUCKLING] 1838 01:15:30,730 --> 01:15:34,801 [GIDDY GIGGLING] 1839 01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:38,371 Oh, the poor boy! He's lost his mind! 1840 01:15:38,405 --> 01:15:41,675 I'm fine, Mr. Krabs. It just tickles my belly. 1841 01:15:41,741 --> 01:15:44,611 Ain't ya scared? No, it's really fun! 1842 01:15:45,945 --> 01:15:50,383 [SHOUTING IN ENJOYMENT] [SHOUTING IN TERROR] 1843 01:15:50,417 --> 01:15:51,651 Huh? 1844 01:15:52,485 --> 01:15:53,486 [GIGGLING] 1845 01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:54,821 [GROANS] 1846 01:15:54,854 --> 01:15:56,122 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1847 01:15:58,525 --> 01:16:00,760 It doesn't even matter. 1848 01:16:00,794 --> 01:16:05,231 Once the sun sets, I win! 1849 01:16:05,265 --> 01:16:07,400 Mr. Krabs, look! 1850 01:16:07,434 --> 01:16:08,802 MR. KRABS: It's your bubble! 1851 01:16:11,338 --> 01:16:12,672 Hmm. 1852 01:16:12,706 --> 01:16:16,343 Hey, Dutchman. What happens again when the sun sets? 1853 01:16:16,376 --> 01:16:18,110 I win. 1854 01:16:19,346 --> 01:16:20,680 [CHUCKLING] I win. 1855 01:16:21,414 --> 01:16:24,150 I win! 1856 01:16:27,554 --> 01:16:29,689 Huh? My hornpipe! 1857 01:16:31,124 --> 01:16:32,826 Huh? Huh? 1858 01:16:36,863 --> 01:16:38,665 [GRUNTS] 1859 01:16:38,698 --> 01:16:39,699 Huh? 1860 01:16:40,233 --> 01:16:41,534 [EXCLAIMS] 1861 01:16:43,670 --> 01:16:44,738 [GROANING NERVOUSLY] 1862 01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:47,974 [GROANING] 1863 01:16:49,709 --> 01:16:50,710 Whoo-hoo! 1864 01:16:51,378 --> 01:16:52,379 Huh? 1865 01:16:52,912 --> 01:16:58,618 No! 1866 01:16:58,685 --> 01:17:01,321 What? [SCREAMS, GROANS] 1867 01:17:01,388 --> 01:17:02,489 Fish sticks! 1868 01:17:02,555 --> 01:17:05,258 [CLEARS THROAT, GROANS ANGRILY] 1869 01:17:05,291 --> 01:17:07,193 Avast, Barb! 1870 01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:11,765 Uh, no hard feelin's about leavin' ya behind. 1871 01:17:11,831 --> 01:17:15,135 [GASPS] What say we pick up where we left off? 1872 01:17:15,168 --> 01:17:19,472 Well, not exactly where we left off. 1873 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:24,444 [GROANING] 1874 01:17:24,477 --> 01:17:27,647 Outdone by a bubble blower! 1875 01:17:29,516 --> 01:17:30,750 [GROANS] 1876 01:17:33,953 --> 01:17:35,655 [LAUGHING] 1877 01:17:35,722 --> 01:17:38,625 [EPIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1878 01:17:40,293 --> 01:17:41,661 [POPS] 1879 01:17:41,728 --> 01:17:45,765 For proving his silliness, good nature, gaiety, 1880 01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:51,438 merriment, sense of humor, high spirits and bubble-blowing ability, 1881 01:17:51,471 --> 01:17:55,608 it is my great honor to present SpongeBob SquarePants 1882 01:17:55,642 --> 01:17:59,212 with the official Big Guy Certificate. 1883 01:17:59,245 --> 01:18:01,214 [SLURPING] [BURPS] 1884 01:18:01,247 --> 01:18:03,350 Uh, is this where I order? 1885 01:18:03,383 --> 01:18:05,510 Wow. It's... 1886 01:18:05,850 --> 01:18:07,887 [SNIFFLING] It's beautiful. 1887 01:18:07,921 --> 01:18:10,623 And to honor our beloved fry cook, 1888 01:18:10,657 --> 01:18:13,493 all Krabby Patties are full price! 1889 01:18:13,526 --> 01:18:15,195 [ALL EXCLAIMING GLEEFULLY] 1890 01:18:16,620 --> 01:18:17,997 Hey, wait a second. Huh? 1891 01:18:18,898 --> 01:18:20,700 Thank you, Mr. Krabs. 1892 01:18:20,767 --> 01:18:24,571 But I have to say, I couldn't have done it without my best, 1893 01:18:24,637 --> 01:18:27,507 bubble-blowing buddy in the whole wide world... 1894 01:18:27,540 --> 01:18:29,576 Congratulations. ...Patrick. 1895 01:18:29,642 --> 01:18:31,911 Your name is Patrick, too? 1896 01:18:31,945 --> 01:18:34,140 I think he means you. [GASPS] 1897 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,416 This award is half yours. 1898 01:18:36,483 --> 01:18:37,584 Yay! 1899 01:18:37,984 --> 01:18:39,819 [LAUGHING] 1900 01:18:39,853 --> 01:18:41,921 Here's your half. I win! 1901 01:18:44,691 --> 01:18:48,128 I'd also like to thank someone very special to me. 1902 01:18:48,194 --> 01:18:54,534 My boss, my mentor, and most of all, my friend, Mr. Krabs. 1903 01:18:54,567 --> 01:18:56,970 [SNIFFLING] Oh, SpongeBob. 1904 01:18:57,370 --> 01:19:01,408 This calls for an extra-special bubble blow! 1905 01:19:01,474 --> 01:19:03,430 Whoo-hoo! Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack! 1906 01:19:07,147 --> 01:19:09,716 [GIDDY LAUGHTER] 1907 01:19:12,819 --> 01:19:14,387 Aw! Huh? 1908 01:19:15,955 --> 01:19:18,692 Bikini Bottom Bubble Hug! 1909 01:19:18,725 --> 01:19:21,161 Is this really necessary? 1910 01:19:21,661 --> 01:19:23,129 Meow. 1911 01:19:23,163 --> 01:19:26,599 You're right, Gary. It does feel like something's missing. 1912 01:19:26,666 --> 01:19:29,135 [MR. BIG STUFF BY JEAN KNIGHT PLAYING] 1913 01:19:39,145 --> 01:19:40,847 JEAN KNIGHT: [SINGING] ♪ Who do you think you are?♪ 1914 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:42,382 ♪ Mr. Big Stuff!♪♪ 1915 01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:45,585 [BIG GUY BY ICE SPICE PLAYING] 1916 01:21:54,781 --> 01:21:56,716 [TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1917 01:22:27,147 --> 01:22:29,115 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1918 01:25:04,471 --> 01:25:06,473 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 1919 01:25:25,859 --> 01:25:27,660 [TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1920 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,229 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]