1
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-[engine idling]
-[chuckles]

2
00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:23,256
[pips]

3
00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:24,524
[chuckling]

4
00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:25,658
- Huh?
-[engine stalls]

5
00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,994
[groans, exclaims]

6
00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:30,497
[shouting gibberish]

7
00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:34,834
["Super Mario Bros. Theme" playing]

8
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[wind whistling]

9
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[rumbling]

10
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[shouting]

11
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[shouts]

12
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Behold! The king of the Koopas!

13
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[growls]

14
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[growling]

15
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[growls]

16
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Open the gates or die!

17
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[footsteps approaching]

18
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[whimpering]

19
00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:10,924
Attack!

20
00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:14,327
[shouting]

21
00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:16,429
[grunts]

22
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[grunting]

23
00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,400
[grunts]

24
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That is but a taste of our fury.

25
00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,344
Do you yield?

26
00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,879
[grunting]

27
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[chuckles]

28
00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:35,782
I do not.

29
00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,985
[all gasp, scream]

30
00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,620
[grunts]

31
00:03:56,690 --> 00:03:58,400
Ah. [cries]

32
00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:00,907
No.

33
00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:06,120
[gasps] Ah.

34
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Ah.

35
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[whimpering]

36
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[grunts]

37
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[laughs]

38
00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,440
I've finally found it.

39
00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,581
And now, no one can stop me!

40
00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,918
["Super Mario Bros. Theme" playing]

41
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[singers] ♪ Uh, we 're the Mario Brothers
And plumbing's our game ♪

42
00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,723
♪ We're not like the others
Who get all the fame ♪

43
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♪ When your sink is in trouble
You can call us on the double ♪

44
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♪ We're faster than the others
You'll be hooked on the brothers ♪

45
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-[singers] ♪ Huh! ♪
- It's-a me, a-Mario!

46
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And-a Luigi!

47
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Are you-a tired of a-paying
too much for plumbing?

48
00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,680
Mamma Mia!

49
00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,270
That's a-why
the Super Mario Brothers are here.

50
00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,473
- A-to save Brooklyn.
-[Luigi] And-a Queens.

51
00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:07,707
[Mario] And-a your wallet.

52
00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,376
Thank you, Super Mario Bros.

53
00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:13,113
It seems like the only thing
you haven't drained is my bank account.

54
00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:16,916
Forget-a the expensive a-plumbing
companies-a where you're just a face-a.

55
00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:20,120
With-a Super Mario Brothers-a,
you're family!

56
00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,721
[singers scatting]
♪ Hooked on the brothers ♪

57
00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,757
♪ The brothers, the brothers ♪
-[laughs]

58
00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,425
Wow! You were great.

59
00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,260
I was great?
Are you kidding me?

60
00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,962
You were great!

61
00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,265
I am so glad we spent
our life savings on this commercial.

62
00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,735
That is not a commercial! That is cinema.

63
00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,638
Uh, what about the accents?
Is it-- Is it too much?

64
00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:41,241
Too much? It's-a perfect.

65
00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:42,409
- Wahoo!
-[video game chiming]

66
00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,910
Okay, I'm gonna trust you.

67
00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,645
Well, well, well.

68
00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:50,417
If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures,
the Stupid Mario Brothers.

69
00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,152
Aw, great. Spike's here.

70
00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,520
Hey, Spike.

71
00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:56,923
Yeah.
[imitating Mario] "It's-a me!" [laughs]

72
00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:59,459
[stammers] Whew, yeah.

73
00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,962
Tell me,
have you even gotten one call

74
00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:05,465
since you left me
to start your dumb company?

75
00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,835
As a matter of fact, Spike,
we have.

76
00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,400
- Wow. Really?
- Uh,yeah.

77
00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,105
Our mom called,

78
00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:15,809
and she said, “Oh, boys, that's
the best commercial I've ever seen!"

79
00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,845
And I said, "Thank you very much, Mother.
We're very proud of it."

80
00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,547
- So, boom!
-[phone screen shatters]

81
00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,683
[laughing]

82
00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:26,953
Good luck running
a business with this idiot.

83
00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,957
Say that again about my brother,
and you're gonna regret it.

84
00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,627
Oh, yeah?

85
00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,298
Get this through your tiny brain, Mario.

86
00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:42,969
You're a joke, and you always will be.

87
00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,208
[Spike chuckles]

88
00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,110
[door opens, closes]

89
00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:52,312
Are you insane?

90
00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,180
He's three times your size.

91
00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,415
Luigi, come on.

92
00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,350
You know,
you can't be scared all the time.

93
00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,918
Hmm, you'd be surprised.

94
00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,321
[phone ringing]

95
00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,527
Hello, Super Mario Brothers.

96
00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,862
Uh-huh.

97
00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,364
A drip in your faucet? That's great!

98
00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,500
I mean, that's great you called us,

99
00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:16,169
because we can be there
and we can fix it right away. Okay.

100
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- Mario, we got one!
-[laughs]

101
00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:22,709
- The Super Mario Brothers are in business!
- Whoo-hoo!

102
00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:25,679
[engine revs]

103
00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:28,948
[engine stalls]

104
00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:31,551
[engine cranks]

105
00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,186
Oh, no. We're gonna be late.

106
00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,288
No, we're not. Come on. Let's go.

107
00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,690
["No Sleep Till Brooklyn" plays]

108
00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:37,757
Hey, wait up.

109
00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:38,892
This way.

110
00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,528
-[cat yowls]
-[screams]

111
00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,530
[Mario] Come on, Lu. Step on it.

112
00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,298
-[grunting]
-[cat yowls]

113
00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,566
Excuse you.

114
00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,102
- Here you go!
-[cat meows]

115
00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,730
[pants]

116
00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,441
♪ No sleep till Brooklyn ♪

117
00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,409
Aw, Mario. What're you doin'?

118
00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,578
♪ Yeah ♪

119
00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:00,980
[Mario grunts]

120
00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:03,283
Hey! Get off of there.

121
00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:06,553
-[Luigi screams]
-[Mario grunts]

122
00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,221
You can't be in-- [yelps] Whoa!

123
00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,756
My bad! [laughs]

124
00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,958
- Move it up!
- I'm-- Sorry.

125
00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:13,793
- We're working here!
-[Luigi] So sorry.

126
00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,834
Come on, Luigi. Pump those legs.

127
00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,769
[groans] I'm trying. I'm trying.

128
00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,604
I got bad knees. [sighs]

129
00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,673
[song ends]

130
00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:30,744
[Mario whistles]

131
00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,980
Oh, wow. We have hit the big time.

132
00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,615
[chuckles]

133
00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,284
The drip is right upstairs
at the end of the hall.

134
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,253
- Can you fix it?
-[Mario] Very confident, sir.

135
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,188
You'll be careful about making a mess?

136
00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,657
Ma'am, I assure you,
we don't make messes.

137
00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,760
We fix 'em. [chuckles]

138
00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:49,290
That's Francis.

139
00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,698
[gasps] He likes you!

140
00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:52,799
[object crunches]

141
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,135
[Francis whines]

142
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,837
-[chuckles] Hey.
-[growls]

143
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,307
-[growls]
- Mama, mama, mama love ya, baby.

144
00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,343
-[chuckles]
-[Luigi yelps]

145
00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:08,348
[yelps]

146
00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,449
[Mario] Wrench?

147
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,890
Mm-hmm. [smacks lips]
And a first job complete.

148
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,293
- Hey!
- Hey!

149
00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:21,895
[both gasp]

150
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,463
Francis is here. [gasps]

151
00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:27,901
[growling]

152
00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,538
Hey there, pal. [chuckles]

153
00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,241
-[Luigi screams]
-[Mario grunting]

154
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:38,645
[whimpering] Mario! Do something!

155
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,380
[gasps]

156
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,481
[Luigi yelps]

157
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,417
-[growls, barking]
-[Mario] Ah!

158
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,725
[distorted] Mamma Mia!

159
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,226
[growling, barking]

160
00:09:57,970 --> 00:09:58,980
Whew.

161
00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,330
[Luigi] Uh, Mario?

162
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,536
["L'amour est un oiseau rebelle" playing]

163
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:11,711
[yelps]

164
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,214
[grunts]

165
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,281
[yelps]

166
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,919
[grunting]

167
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,123
[grunts]

168
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,134
[yelps] That hellhound is gonna escape!

169
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,202
No, he won't.

170
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:43,777
Whew.

171
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,278
Hey, uh, Mario?

172
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,383
Uh, who's a good puppy?

173
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,785
[chuckles]

174
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,486
Who's a good boy?

175
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,157
[both scream]

176
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,630
-[Francis yelps]
-[both] Hmm?

177
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,632
Hmm.

178
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,302
[groaning]

179
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,839
[grunts]

180
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,276
[both gasp]

181
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,613
- Found the problem!
-[barks]

182
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,982
-[Uncle Arthur] Ma, you make these?
-[Mom] Ah, good batch, hey?

183
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,840
[Uncle Tony laughs]

184
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,618
[family] Hey-o!

185
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,786
[both] Hey-o!

186
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:31,791
[chuckles] It's the Super Mario Brothers,
from the TV!

187
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,960
They give an Oscar for worst actors?

188
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:37,697
- Hey!
-[laughs] What'd I do?

189
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:40,800
[chuckles] So, uh--
So everybody saw the commercial then?

190
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,335
Uh-huh. We seen it.

191
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,671
- And?
- I wouldn't quit your day job.

192
00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,606
Oops! He already did.

193
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,800
[laughter]

194
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,100
Well, I thought it was incredible.

195
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,845
It belongs in a movie theater.

196
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,381
Ugh, mushrooms?

197
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,483
Everybody loves mushrooms, right?

198
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,351
- I like mushrooms. I'll take it.
- Yeah.

199
00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,619
Mario, seriously.

200
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,688
What were you thinking
with that commercial?

201
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,390
What? It's supposed to be funny.

202
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,126
- Can someone pass the bread?
- Yeah, but what's with the outfits?

203
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:07,961
Plumbers wearing white gloves?

204
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,530
That's right, you gotta have a trademark.
Gotta stand out.

205
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,965
Don't listen to them.

206
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,367
The world laughed at da Vinci too.

207
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,302
I'm not sure they did, Ma.

208
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,400
Dad, what did you think?

209
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,640
I think you're nuts.

210
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:25,110
You don't leave a steady job
for some crazy dream.

211
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:26,479
And the worst part?

212
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,490
You're bringing
your brother down with you.

213
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,917
Well, thanks, Dad.

214
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,219
Thanks for your support.

215
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,424
-[door closes]
- What'd I say?

216
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,194
[video game beeping]

217
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,604
Thanks for tuning in to News Channel 4.

218
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:52,706
Hey.

219
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,744
Ah, you're not bringing me down.

220
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:58,845
You know what?

221
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,380
What do they know, huh?

222
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,948
Ah, it's not just them.

223
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,552
Our whole lives, everyone's telling us
we can't do this, we can't do that.

224
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,521
I'm sick and tired of feeling so small.

225
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,523
[newscaster]
A water main burst underground today,

226
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,560
stopping subway service
and flooding downtown Brooklyn.

227
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,795
Everything is under control,
I promise you.

228
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,530
We are very close to fixing this.

229
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,399
-[person screams]
-[pedestrian] Out of the way!

230
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,701
Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!

231
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,737
Save Brooklyn?

232
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,240
Luigi, this is our chance.

233
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,875
Destiny is calling.

234
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,977
Destiny Del Vecchio, from high school?

235
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,546
- What? No! Just come on.
-[exclaims]

236
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,882
[city worker 1]
Look for a gate valve, huh?

237
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,752
[city worker 2] It's more
than the storm drains can handle.

238
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,255
[city worker 3] Come on. We gotta pump it.

239
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,594
I got this.

240
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,129
[screams]

241
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,598
They're not even looking
in the right place.

242
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,732
Come on, Lu.

243
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,903
[grunts]

244
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,643
- You are not seriously considering--
-[inhales deeply]

245
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,645
Mario!

246
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,414
[exclaims, whimpering]

247
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,517
[screams]

248
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,986
[coughing]

249
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,656
We gotta get to that pressure valve.

250
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:20,660
Mamma Mia!

251
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,332
[grunts]

252
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:27,967
[yelps]

253
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,140
[whimpers]

254
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,685
[grunting]

255
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,560
[groans]

256
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,558
[screams]

257
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,727
-[both screaming]
- Mario!

258
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,863
[both groaning]

259
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,136
I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.

260
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,704
Come on.

261
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,306
[grunts]

262
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,179
Whoa.

263
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,250
What is this place?

264
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:25,358
[objects clatters, echoes]

265
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,584
Looks like nobody's been
down here for years.

266
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:53,530
[metal clattering]

267
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,120
Luigi?

268
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,558
Luigi, are you in there?

269
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,865
Luigi?

270
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,236
What?

271
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,208
[yelps]

272
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,445
[screaming]

273
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,782
[screaming continues]

274
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,619
[gasps]

275
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,558
Whoa!

276
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,567
[Luigi grunts, whimpers]

277
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,135
Luigi!

278
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,903
Mario!

279
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,641
[Mario] Give me your hand!

280
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,310
It's all gonna be okay.

281
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,978
How is this gonna be okay?

282
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:55,348
I'm telling you, nothing can hurt us
as long as we're together.

283
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,860
[gasps] Mario!

284
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,623
[distorted] Luigi!

285
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,593
[screams]

286
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,980
[screams, grunts]

287
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:15,935
[groans]

288
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,211
[gasps]

289
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:42,495
- Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!
-[screams]

290
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,564
[breathes heavily] Oh, I'm sorry.

291
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,166
[chuckles] That one's perfectly fine.

292
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,636
That's a little mushroom man.
A little mushroom man talking to me.

293
00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:52,238
Pleased to meet ya. I'm Toad.

294
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,841
Uh, Mario.

295
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,644
[chittering]

296
00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:58,712
So this is, uh--

297
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,847
This is-- This is not a dream?

298
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,480
-[screams]
- That hurt, right?

299
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,149
Yes!

300
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,384
Definitely not a dream.

301
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,853
Then it's-- This place is--

302
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,823
The Mushroom Kingdom!

303
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,658
Mushrooms. Really?

304
00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:13,827
Now, that is a cruel twist of fate.

305
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,364
[gasps]

306
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,533
Hello.

307
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,238
Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
My brother, in fact.

308
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,274
He looks exactly like me,
but tall and skinny and green.

309
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,110
See, last time I saw him,
he was falling through a pipe.

310
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,113
It was foggy,
and I believe there was lava.

311
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,850
[gasps] Uh, that is not good.

312
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,220
Um, your brother has landed
in the Dark Lands.

313
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,290
They're under...
[whispering] Bowser's control.

314
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,920
Bowser?

315
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,562
[normal] He's the most evil,
wretched creature alive.

316
00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:52,766
[Mario grunts]

317
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,568
I'm taking you to see the princess.

318
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,703
She can help you.

319
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,204
She can do anything.

320
00:18:58,772 --> 00:18:59,939
Princess?

321
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,541
[gasps]

322
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:08,581
Come on, Mario!
Our big adventure begins now!

323
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,830
Hang on, Luigi.

324
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,330
[groans]

325
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,909
[whimpers]

326
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,478
Mario?

327
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,613
Mario?

328
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,681
Where are you?

329
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,683
-[rustling]
- Huh?

330
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,419
[screams]

331
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,123
-[bats squeaking]
-[screams]

332
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,695
[sighs]

333
00:19:59,320 --> 00:19:59,866
[rustling]

334
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,501
[gasps]

335
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,602
[whimpers]

336
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,541
[gasps]

337
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,710
[yelps]

338
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,213
-[roars]
-[screams]

339
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,184
[grunts]

340
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,455
[groans] Oh.

341
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,192
[laughs] Yes!

342
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,661
You just got a-Luigi'd.

343
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,564
[yelps]

344
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:36,870
[growls]

345
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,539
[grunts]

346
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,708
[whimpering]

347
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,246
[growling]

348
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,984
[screaming]

349
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,654
[screams]

350
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,861
[yelps]

351
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,866
-[grunts]
-[growling]

352
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:12,339
[grunting]

353
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,613
[screaming]

354
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,618
[gasps]

355
00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,694
[sighs]

356
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:35,929
[chuckles]

357
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,865
[screams]

358
00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:49,576
This way, Mario.
The princess lives right on that hill.

359
00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:57,550
Do you wanna go or not?

360
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,387
Excuse me, everybody.
Coming through!

361
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,757
Got a big adventure happening right now.
Just clear a path for us.

362
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,824
Here you go.

363
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:05,959
[Toad] Excuse me.

364
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:08,495
[shouting] Excuse me, everybody.
Coming through.

365
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:11,798
This guy's brother
is going to die imminently.

366
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,166
- What?
- Out of the way, please.

367
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:14,934
Just trying to clear a path.
That's all I'm doing.

368
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,169
He's gonna be fine.

369
00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:17,270
- Chanterelle!
- Morning!

370
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,438
Nice to see you, bud!

371
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,676
Does this thing work?

372
00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,812
Yes, works great.
You just have to blow into it.

373
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,481
And up we go!

374
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,582
Wait, up?

375
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:39,659
[yelps]

376
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,195
[panting]

377
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:46,766
[whistles]

378
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,939
Whoa. Okay, so these bricks are
just floating here? Uh...

379
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,275
[Toad] Just pop in this pipe
and we're on our way.

380
00:22:55,342 --> 00:22:57,177
-[groans]
- It's the only way to fly, man!

381
00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,946
[giggles] Whoo!

382
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,948
Oh, wow. Love these pi--

383
00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:03,950
[screams]

384
00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:06,453
[grunting]

385
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,190
Whoo!

386
00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:11,291
[grunts, screams]

387
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,230
Huh?

388
00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:22,350
[grunts]

389
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,710
Oh, come on!

390
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,509
[groans]

391
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:32,145
Here we are. Palace doors.
Bing, bang, boom!

392
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:38,180
Come on! [chuckles] Whoo!

393
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:39,419
Whoa.

394
00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:48,194
Pretty impressive, am I right?

395
00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,666
Hold it right there, you two!

396
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,670
Oh, hey! I need to see the princess.

397
00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:57,837
It's an emergency.

398
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:01,274
What princess?

399
00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:03,243
I never heard of any princess.

400
00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:06,579
Oh, wait, I did. Our princess, though,
is in another castle.

401
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,480
Oh, yeah. That's right.

402
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,418
You should try another castle, maybe.
She ain't in this one.

403
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,521
- Huh?
- Okay, so they're messing with you,

404
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,589
and I don't like it.

405
00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,591
-[gasps]
-[screams]

406
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,796
What do you guys, um--
What do you wanna eat?

407
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:24,764
Anything-- Anything your hearts desire.

408
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,467
Go. I am ready to scramble it up.

409
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,371
[laughter]

410
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:37,310
-[gasps]
- Hey! Intruder!

411
00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:38,778
Stop him!

412
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,547
[guard 1] Intruder!

413
00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:41,648
Stop him!

414
00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:44,284
Now! Stop him!

415
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,222
[chattering]

416
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,000
Council, your attention.

417
00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:05,505
Bowser has found the Super Star
and is headed toward our kingdom.

418
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:08,608
Its power will make him invincible.

419
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,643
We will be destroyed.

420
00:25:10,744 --> 00:25:12,579
[gasping]

421
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,681
Princess, what are we gonna do?

422
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,684
I will not let him hurt you.

423
00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:26,126
We are going to stop Bowser.

424
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,429
How? Look at us. We're adorable!

425
00:25:29,496 --> 00:25:33,700
I'm going to convince
the great Kong army to help us.

426
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,336
Together, we'll annihilate that monster.

427
00:25:36,436 --> 00:25:39,500
Their mad king doesn't make alliances.

428
00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:41,341
The Kongs will never agree.

429
00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:43,510
I can convince him.

430
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,812
I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom
in the morning.

431
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,682
Good luck, Princess.

432
00:25:48,782 --> 00:25:50,483
For all our sakes.

433
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:55,689
[Mario panting]

434
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:03,997
[distorted] Princess!

435
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,565
[groans, grunts]

436
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,569
-[gasps]
-[gasps] Princess! I--

437
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,971
-[grunting]
-[Mario whimpers]

438
00:26:12,706 --> 00:26:14,307
Wait. Release him.

439
00:26:16,376 --> 00:26:18,645
-[groans]
-[Princess Peach] Whoa.

440
00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:19,979
Are you...

441
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:21,848
No.

442
00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:25,352
He's a human!
I mean, you are a human, right?

443
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,887
- It's just, you're so small, and--
- Hey!

444
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:30,423
Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back.
Where did you come from?

445
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:34,494
Me and my little brother, Luigi,
we fell down this pipe.

446
00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:37,430
And now he's lost
somewhere in the Dark Lands.

447
00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:40,900
Then it's only a matter of time
until he's captured by Bowser.

448
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,537
But you're in luck.
I'm on my way to stop him.

449
00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:45,872
Well, take me with you.

450
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:49,175
This guy's a lunatic. A psycho.

451
00:26:49,242 --> 00:26:51,344
He will eat you for breakfast.

452
00:26:51,411 --> 00:26:56,216
He won't even notice it, probably,
'cause you're very, very small.

453
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,251
You know what?
Make fun of me all you want,

454
00:26:58,351 --> 00:27:00,530
but you are gonna help me find my brother.

455
00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:02,889
Please?

456
00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:05,759
Well, okay.

457
00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:07,460
Let's see what you're made of.

458
00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:09,863
Is that a "yes"?

459
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:12,699
No. That's a
"let's see what you're made of."

460
00:28:02,582 --> 00:28:05,318
If you can finish this,
you're coming with me.

461
00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:06,419
Watch and learn.

462
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:13,993
[grunts]

463
00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:21,768
[grunts]

464
00:28:29,609 --> 00:28:30,844
[grunts]

465
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:33,780
Hi-yah!

466
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:49,629
[panting]

467
00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:51,498
That was amazing.

468
00:28:52,650 --> 00:28:54,334
Wait. How am I
supposed to do that?

469
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:57,971
With the Power-Ups.
They give us special abilities.

470
00:28:58,380 --> 00:28:59,172
[Power-Up sounds]

471
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:02,175
Ugh. Really?

472
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:03,743
Go on. Eat it.

473
00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:06,980
[groans]

474
00:29:09,490 --> 00:29:10,517
Now, this has to be a mushroom?

475
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,686
'Cause I just hate mushrooms and--

476
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,154
Okay, okay.

477
00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,156
[clears throat]

478
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,424
Are you sure there's not a--

479
00:29:17,524 --> 00:29:19,225
- Down the hatch. Yep, there it is.
-[exclaims]

480
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,560
-[choking]
- And all gone.

481
00:29:21,361 --> 00:29:24,397
[chokes] Oh, not cool.

482
00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:25,865
Eh.

483
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,200
Huh?

484
00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:30,670
[groans]

485
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,173
Whoa!

486
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,810
[whoops] I'm tall.

487
00:29:41,181 --> 00:29:42,182
And strong.

488
00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:46,586
And you can jump.

489
00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:49,456
[chuckles] Oh, I got this. No problem.

490
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:52,692
-[Jump sounds]
- Wahoo!

491
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:56,262
[screaming] Oh, no!

492
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,431
[screams]

493
00:29:58,531 --> 00:29:59,532
[Power Down sounds]

494
00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,201
[shouts, muffled]

495
00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:02,435
[screaming]

496
00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:03,803
Oh, yeah.

497
00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:06,139
When you get hit,
you lose the power.

498
00:30:06,706 --> 00:30:08,208
[Question Block sounds]

499
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,430
Great. [groans]

500
00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,812
["Holding Out For A Hero" plays]

501
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:14,614
Come on. Try again.

502
00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:19,252
-[grunts, screams]
- Ooh!

503
00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:21,221
[yelps]

504
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,892
♪ Where have all the good men gone ♪

505
00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:28,428
♪ And where are all the gods? ♪

506
00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:32,165
- Yes! [screams]
-[groans]

507
00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,734
♪ To fight the rising odds? ♪

508
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:40,774
♪ Isn't there a white knight
Upon a fiery steed ♪

509
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,409
[retches]

510
00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:44,611
♪ Late at night, I toss and I turn ♪

511
00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:47,847
♪ And I dream of what I need ♪

512
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,582
♪ I need a hero ♪

513
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:54,354
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
Till the end of the night ♪

514
00:30:54,454 --> 00:30:57,791
♪ He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast ♪

515
00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:00,827
♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪

516
00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:02,929
♪ I need a hero ♪

517
00:31:02,996 --> 00:31:06,833
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
Till the morning light ♪

518
00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:10,437
♪ He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon ♪

519
00:31:10,503 --> 00:31:13,139
♪ And he's gotta be larger than life ♪

520
00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:16,443
♪ Larger than life ♪

521
00:31:25,485 --> 00:31:27,354
[screams]

522
00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:28,688
Well,

523
00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:31,224
we have a long journey
ahead of us, Mustache.

524
00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:33,159
But I didn't make it.

525
00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:36,229
You almost did.
No one gets it right away.

526
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:37,964
How many tries did it take you?

527
00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:42,469
Oh, so many. I was not good at it.

528
00:31:42,535 --> 00:31:43,536
Worse than you.

529
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:45,805
You got it right away, didn't you?

530
00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:48,208
I got it right away,
but I grew up here.

531
00:31:48,308 --> 00:31:50,510
Okay, now you're just trying
to make me feel better.

532
00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:52,479
No! No.

533
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:55,348
Is it working?

534
00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:56,683
A little bit. Yeah.

535
00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:00,720
[thunderclap]

536
00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:04,391
[growling]

537
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,495
[heavy metal music plays]

538
00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:11,970
[cheering, laughing]

539
00:32:12,532 --> 00:32:14,534
[panting]

540
00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:17,437
[barking]

541
00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:19,839
[screams]

542
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:21,841
[whooping]

543
00:32:27,247 --> 00:32:28,515
My army!

544
00:32:28,581 --> 00:32:30,417
- Koopas. ..
-[cheers] Yeah!

545
00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:31,951
...Goombas,

546
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,120
-whatever those things are!
-[whimpers]

547
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:37,223
After years of searching
for the Super Star,

548
00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,292
it is finally ours.

549
00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:40,393
[crowd cheers] Yeah!

550
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:43,129
I am now
the most powerful turtle in the world.

551
00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:44,230
[crowd cheers] Yeah!

552
00:32:44,297 --> 00:32:46,966
Soon, we will arrive
at the Mushroom Kingdom.

553
00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:48,301
Yeah!

554
00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:50,904
Where, after years of being sworn enemies,

555
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:55,308
I will ask their princess to marry me
in a fairy-tale wedding!

556
00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:56,810
- Yeah!
-[music stops playing]

557
00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:58,411
Eh?

558
00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:00,380
[slowly] Yeah.

559
00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:02,315
Did he say marry their princess?

560
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,217
[Koopa Troopa] Doesn't she hate you?

561
00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:05,885
Of course she hates me.

562
00:33:06,586 --> 00:33:09,890
But that makes me love her all the more.

563
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:13,930
Her heart-shaped bangs,
the way she floats in the breeze,

564
00:33:13,626 --> 00:33:15,795
her immovable tiara.

565
00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:17,831
And when she sees this star...

566
00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:20,800
[chuckles] Wedding bells.

567
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,635
What if she says no?

568
00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:27,407
Then I will power up with this star

569
00:33:27,474 --> 00:33:29,476
-and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
-[music resumes]

570
00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:31,411
-[all cheer] Yeah!
- Prepare yourselves

571
00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:33,146
for the best wedding ever!

572
00:33:33,246 --> 00:33:35,749
It's gonna rock!

573
00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:44,900
[Luigi sighs]

574
00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:45,925
[Shy Guy speaking gibberish]

575
00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:11,818
[grunts]

576
00:34:12,652 --> 00:34:14,540
[laughs]

577
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,842
[fanfare plays]

578
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,515
-[gasps]
-[Toads cheering]

579
00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:47,320
They're all counting on us.

580
00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:48,988
No pressure.

581
00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:50,323
[Toad 1] Yay!

582
00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:52,759
-[Toad 2] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
-[Toad 3] Hooray!

583
00:34:52,859 --> 00:34:54,270
Huh?

584
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:56,396
[chuckles]

585
00:34:58,365 --> 00:34:59,366
[Toad 4] Good luck!

586
00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:02,702
- My Toads...
-[cheering stops]

587
00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:05,538
...our days of terror are almost over.

588
00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:09,509
With the help of the Kong army,
we will stop--

589
00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:11,444
Uh, who's he?

590
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:12,579
[chuckles]

591
00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:16,349
- He's not important!
-[cheering resumes]

592
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:22,589
[Warp Pipe sounds]

593
00:35:25,759 --> 00:35:26,893
[Warp Pipe sounds]

594
00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:33,633
Nervous?

595
00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:35,402
Who? Me? [scoffs]

596
00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:37,604
- Yes, a little.
-[chuckles]

597
00:35:37,704 --> 00:35:39,973
[Toad]  ♪ We're going on an adventure! ♪

598
00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:41,740
Come on, guys!

599
00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:43,543
[scatting]

600
00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:45,712
Hey, Mario.

601
00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:46,780
You know this guy?

602
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,947
- Uh--
- We're best friends.

603
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,115
But are we?

604
00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:51,510
Don't worry.

605
00:35:51,117 --> 00:35:54,254
I will protect you.

606
00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:57,624
A Toad brave enough to join me.

607
00:35:57,724 --> 00:35:59,459
I fear nothing.

608
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:02,595
Well, that settles it.
You're coming with us.

609
00:36:02,662 --> 00:36:04,970
- Let's move.
-[laughs]

610
00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:07,133
♪ I said we're going on an adventure! ♪

611
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:08,435
- Whoo!
-[screams]

612
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,920
[gasps]

613
00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:34,527
[grunting]

614
00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:39,933
Pretty incredible, huh?

615
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,135
Mamma Mia.

616
00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:46,373
[Princess Peach]
I'll never let anyone ruin this.

617
00:36:49,175 --> 00:36:51,177
[piano plays]

618
00:36:59,319 --> 00:37:03,289
♪ Peach, you're so cool ♪

619
00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:08,962
♪ And with my star we're gonna rule ♪

620
00:37:09,796 --> 00:37:14,134
♪ Peach, understand ♪

621
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:19,406
♪ I'm gonna love you till the very end ♪

622
00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:22,809
♪Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches ♪

623
00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:25,245
♪ Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches ♪

624
00:37:25,345 --> 00:37:29,820
♪ I love you ♪

625
00:37:29,182 --> 00:37:34,187
♪ Oh, Peaches, Peaches-- ♪

626
00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:35,388
- Sire.
-[playing stops]

627
00:37:35,488 --> 00:37:38,910
[sighs] What?

628
00:37:38,191 --> 00:37:40,927
A report from our intelligence.

629
00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:44,831
A mustachioed human has arrived
in the Mushroom Kingdom.

630
00:37:44,898 --> 00:37:46,499
[growls]

631
00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:48,835
The princess has been training him.

632
00:37:48,902 --> 00:37:50,870
They are up to something, sire.

633
00:37:53,873 --> 00:37:54,708
Sit.

634
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,100
Jam with me.

635
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,780
["Underground Theme" plays on piano]

636
00:38:01,581 --> 00:38:03,383
This, uh, human,

637
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:04,884
where did he come from?

638
00:38:04,951 --> 00:38:07,454
We aren't sure.

639
00:38:07,554 --> 00:38:10,123
Does the princess like him?

640
00:38:10,223 --> 00:38:12,726
Sire. Look in the mirror.

641
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:15,195
You have nothing to worry about.

642
00:38:15,261 --> 00:38:17,530
I know that. I'm not threatened.

643
00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:20,133
[screaming]

644
00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:23,403
Find out who he is
and what they're planning!

645
00:38:24,237 --> 00:38:26,139
I'm on it, sire.

646
00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:28,708
May I lift the cover?

647
00:38:28,775 --> 00:38:31,778
Not yet. Pain is the best teacher.

648
00:38:31,878 --> 00:38:32,879
[Kamek groans]

649
00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:41,621
[sighs]

650
00:38:42,956 --> 00:38:44,391
Thinking about your brother?

651
00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:46,893
We've never been apart this long.

652
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,562
Don't worry. We're going to save him.

653
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,481
You don't seem like you're from here.

654
00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:11,184
I don't know where I'm from.

655
00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:13,653
- Really?
- Yep.

656
00:39:13,753 --> 00:39:16,156
My earliest memory is arriving.

657
00:39:23,663 --> 00:39:25,765
[Princess Peach]
I was so lucky they found me.

658
00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:27,667
They took me in.

659
00:39:27,767 --> 00:39:29,336
[giggling]

660
00:39:29,436 --> 00:39:31,538
Raised me like one of their own.

661
00:39:31,638 --> 00:39:33,606
And when I was ready...

662
00:39:33,673 --> 00:39:35,800
[Toads cheering]

663
00:39:35,108 --> 00:39:37,177
...they made me their princess.

664
00:39:42,682 --> 00:39:44,284
Hey, maybe you're from my world.

665
00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,855
There's a huge universe out there

666
00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:50,690
with a lot of galaxies.

667
00:39:57,797 --> 00:39:59,799
[flute plays]

668
00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:09,709
[propeller whirring]

669
00:40:18,985 --> 00:40:20,200
[grunts]

670
00:40:24,190 --> 00:40:25,191
[yelps]

671
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,168
[grunts]

672
00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:37,604
We found him in the Dark Lands.

673
00:40:37,704 --> 00:40:39,539
[growls]

674
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:40,707
[whimpers]

675
00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:42,275
[grunts]

676
00:40:43,430 --> 00:40:44,277
Leave him to me.

677
00:40:51,284 --> 00:40:53,286
[shouting]

678
00:40:53,386 --> 00:40:55,221
What is your name?

679
00:40:55,288 --> 00:40:57,724
Uh, Luigi.

680
00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,250
[chuckles]

681
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:00,960
Not sure if you know who I am,

682
00:41:01,610 --> 00:41:04,698
but I'm about to marry a princess
and rule the world.

683
00:41:05,198 --> 00:41:06,399
Wow, uh-- [chuckles]

684
00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:08,702
Yay. [chuckles]

685
00:41:08,768 --> 00:41:11,538
But there's one problem, Luigi.

686
00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:14,941
There's a human
traveling with my fiancée.

687
00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:16,109
Has a mustache.

688
00:41:16,209 --> 00:41:18,144
Just like you.

689
00:41:18,244 --> 00:41:19,546
Do you know him?

690
00:41:19,612 --> 00:41:21,881
[stammers] No. No!

691
00:41:21,948 --> 00:41:24,217
Ah, a tough one, I see.

692
00:41:24,284 --> 00:41:26,720
- Maybe this will get you to talk.
-[screams]

693
00:41:26,786 --> 00:41:29,890
Do you think I know every human being
with a mustache

694
00:41:29,155 --> 00:41:32,659
wearing an identical outfit with a hat
with the letter of his first name on it?

695
00:41:32,759 --> 00:41:33,893
Uh, because I don't.

696
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,595
-[grunts]
-[whimpers]

697
00:41:36,129 --> 00:41:37,931
Do you know him?

698
00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:40,767
Stop, stop, stop. I know him.
Yes, I know him.

699
00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:44,637
Yeah, he's my brother, Mario,
and he's the best guy in the world.

700
00:41:44,738 --> 00:41:47,240
Do princesses find him attractive?

701
00:41:47,307 --> 00:41:49,909
They do if they have good taste.

702
00:41:50,977 --> 00:41:51,978
[screams]

703
00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:53,313
Get him out of my sight.

704
00:41:53,413 --> 00:41:57,951
We'll see how tough this Mario is
when he watches me kill his brother.

705
00:41:58,518 --> 00:42:00,186
[Luigi screaming]

706
00:42:01,421 --> 00:42:03,690
[panting]

707
00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:08,762
[whimpering]

708
00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:12,365
Where am I?

709
00:42:12,465 --> 00:42:14,100
-[laughter]
-[shrieks]

710
00:42:16,636 --> 00:42:17,637
Home.

711
00:42:18,204 --> 00:42:20,106
[Penguin king] Pay him no heed.

712
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:23,877
He is cute, but he is... [whistles]

713
00:42:23,977 --> 00:42:27,981
In an insane world,
it is the sane who is called crazy.

714
00:42:32,852 --> 00:42:34,387
How long you guys been in here?

715
00:42:34,487 --> 00:42:38,191
Time, like hope, is an illusion.

716
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:40,600
- Please. We are depressed enough.
-[sobbing]

717
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,328
There's gotta be a way outta here.

718
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:44,640
There is no escape.

719
00:42:44,164 --> 00:42:47,901
The only hope is
the sweet relief of death.

720
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:49,690
[prisoners] Whoa.

721
00:42:49,169 --> 00:42:51,538
[Penguin king]
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

722
00:42:51,638 --> 00:42:52,706
[sighs]

723
00:43:15,395 --> 00:43:16,496
You ready?

724
00:43:16,563 --> 00:43:18,365
Uh, sure?

725
00:43:23,169 --> 00:43:25,538
-[roars]
-[Mario screaming]

726
00:43:25,605 --> 00:43:26,606
[growling]

727
00:43:27,207 --> 00:43:28,875
What?

728
00:43:29,743 --> 00:43:30,844
How you doing?

729
00:43:31,344 --> 00:43:33,346
We are here to see the king.

730
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,248
[growls]

731
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:37,617
Follow me.

732
00:43:38,885 --> 00:43:40,553
That gorilla's wearing a sports coat.

733
00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:42,880
Feel underdressed.
[chuckles]

734
00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:43,423
[engine starts]

735
00:43:43,523 --> 00:43:45,525
["Take On Me" plays]

736
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,561
Hop in.

737
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,104
[all shouting]

738
00:43:58,204 --> 00:44:00,407
♪ We 're talking away ♪

739
00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:02,442
-[Mario] Whoa! [screams]
-[Princess Peach shrieks]

740
00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:04,444
-[screaming]
-[Toad whoops]

741
00:44:04,544 --> 00:44:06,613
♪ I'll say it anyway ♪

742
00:44:06,713 --> 00:44:10,116
♪ Today's another day to find you ♪

743
00:44:10,216 --> 00:44:11,551
♪ Shying away ♪

744
00:44:11,618 --> 00:44:12,552
[both grunt]

745
00:44:12,619 --> 00:44:14,587
♪ I'll be coming for your love, okay? ♪

746
00:44:14,654 --> 00:44:15,488
[whoops]

747
00:44:15,588 --> 00:44:19,559
♪ Take on me ♪

748
00:44:19,626 --> 00:44:20,994
♪ Take on me ♪

749
00:44:21,940 --> 00:44:26,660
-♪ Take me on ♪
-♪ Take on me ♪

750
00:44:26,132 --> 00:44:28,601
[gasps, screams]

751
00:44:28,668 --> 00:44:31,304
♪ I'll be gone ♪

752
00:44:31,404 --> 00:44:35,475
♪ In a day or two ♪

753
00:44:35,575 --> 00:44:38,445
-[Toad laughs, WHOOPS]
-[screams]

754
00:44:38,511 --> 00:44:42,682
♪ I'll be gone♪

755
00:44:42,782 --> 00:44:46,353
♪ In a day. ♪

756
00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:47,987
[Mario screams]

757
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:49,489
♪ Take on me ♪

758
00:44:49,589 --> 00:44:53,626
♪ Take on me ♪

759
00:44:53,693 --> 00:44:54,828
♪ Take on me ♪

760
00:44:54,928 --> 00:44:56,830
[Princess Peach, Mario grunting]

761
00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:03,169
Oh, by all means, come in.

762
00:45:03,269 --> 00:45:04,371
[guards shout]

763
00:45:15,150 --> 00:45:17,450
Great and mighty Cranky Kong--

764
00:45:17,517 --> 00:45:20,320
So I heard you want my army.

765
00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:23,230
Yes, Your Highness.

766
00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:26,459
Without your help,
the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.

767
00:45:28,161 --> 00:45:30,797
What makes you think you're worthy

768
00:45:30,864 --> 00:45:36,803
of fighting alongside
the greatest army in the world?

769
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:39,339
Because we have heart.

770
00:45:39,406 --> 00:45:42,676
And with your strength, we can win.

771
00:45:43,476 --> 00:45:44,477
Okay, fine.

772
00:45:44,544 --> 00:45:46,713
- That's it?
- No, that's not it.

773
00:45:46,813 --> 00:45:49,416
The answer is no. Goodbye.

774
00:45:49,516 --> 00:45:53,219
If the Mushroom Kingdom falls,
the Jungle Kingdom is next.

775
00:45:53,319 --> 00:45:56,723
We're not leaving without your army.

776
00:45:58,224 --> 00:46:00,930
[laughing]

777
00:46:00,193 --> 00:46:01,261
Who is this guy?

778
00:46:01,361 --> 00:46:04,664
Oh, he makes me laugh. [laughs]

779
00:46:04,731 --> 00:46:06,733
All right, tough guy.

780
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:09,369
You want my army so badly,

781
00:46:09,436 --> 00:46:15,342
defeat my son in the Great Ring of Kong!

782
00:46:16,409 --> 00:46:17,577
Give us a second.

783
00:46:18,178 --> 00:46:20,747
This is a really, really bad idea.

784
00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:23,830
Well, do you have another way
to save my brother?

785
00:46:23,183 --> 00:46:25,118
Are you two done whispering?

786
00:46:25,218 --> 00:46:26,920
It's a little rude.

787
00:46:28,788 --> 00:46:31,570
You, sir, have a deal.

788
00:46:31,124 --> 00:46:33,626
I'll fight your son and win.

789
00:46:33,727 --> 00:46:35,628
I'm sure you will.

790
00:46:35,729 --> 00:46:37,197
[laughs]

791
00:46:37,263 --> 00:46:40,100
[coughing, laughing]

792
00:46:42,902 --> 00:46:45,138
[distant rhythmic banging]

793
00:46:45,238 --> 00:46:47,874
[breathes deeply]

794
00:46:49,542 --> 00:46:51,544
[crowd cheering]

795
00:46:55,248 --> 00:46:56,716
[gasps]

796
00:46:56,783 --> 00:46:58,251
[booing]

797
00:47:04,324 --> 00:47:05,325
[gasps]

798
00:47:08,228 --> 00:47:09,229
[gasps]

799
00:47:09,295 --> 00:47:11,640
[roaring]

800
00:47:17,103 --> 00:47:19,305
-[crowd cheering]
-[“DK Rap" plays on speakers]

801
00:47:19,406 --> 00:47:20,507
[gasps]

802
00:47:20,607 --> 00:47:22,750
♪ Here we go ♪

803
00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:24,100
♪ DK
Donkey Kong ♪

804
00:47:24,110 --> 00:47:25,311
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

805
00:47:25,412 --> 00:47:27,130
I am DK.

806
00:47:27,814 --> 00:47:29,820
I'm Donkey Kong.

807
00:47:29,149 --> 00:47:30,617
Yeah! We love you!

808
00:47:30,684 --> 00:47:31,918
[Donkey Kong] Oh, yeah!

809
00:47:32,585 --> 00:47:34,870
Hi, Dad! Hi!

810
00:47:34,154 --> 00:47:36,890
No, no. Don't do that.

811
00:47:36,156 --> 00:47:37,490
Dad, wave back.

812
00:47:37,590 --> 00:47:39,759
Enough with the showboating.

813
00:47:39,826 --> 00:47:41,961
What do you mean? They like it.

814
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,363
It's what they came here for.

815
00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:45,699
- Dancing pecs.
-[crowd screams]

816
00:47:45,799 --> 00:47:47,600
Okay, simmer down.

817
00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:48,835
[Diddy Kong] DK! DK!

818
00:47:48,935 --> 00:47:50,370
- I said simmer down!
-[song ends]

819
00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:51,538
[Diddy Kong] DK! DK!

820
00:47:51,638 --> 00:47:53,206
That means you, Diddy Kong!

821
00:47:53,306 --> 00:47:54,941
D-- Sorry.

822
00:47:55,475 --> 00:48:00,513
Now, since I want this fight to last
more than five seconds,

823
00:48:00,613 --> 00:48:03,450
I put Power-Ups around the arena.

824
00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:05,785
You're welcome, Mario.

825
00:48:05,852 --> 00:48:10,824
I don't need anything special
to break every bone in your tiny body!

826
00:48:12,859 --> 00:48:13,860
[growls]

827
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,290
[chuckling]

828
00:48:18,865 --> 00:48:19,899
All right.

829
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,538
-[crowd cheering]
- Get him!

830
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:32,379
[grunting, groaning]

831
00:48:32,479 --> 00:48:34,314
-[gasps]
- Oh! My-- Okay.

832
00:48:34,381 --> 00:48:36,416
Guess you're not getting my army.

833
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,521
[screams]

834
00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:43,890
Is this what you came for?

835
00:48:43,990 --> 00:48:45,892
-[crowd cheers]
- We love you, DK!

836
00:48:45,992 --> 00:48:47,327
[grunts]

837
00:48:48,194 --> 00:48:50,960
[Donkey Kong] Hi, Dad! Love you!

838
00:48:54,901 --> 00:48:58,672
It is on like Donkey Kong!

839
00:49:02,208 --> 00:49:04,100
-[grunting]
-[Power-Up sounds]

840
00:49:04,944 --> 00:49:08,114
You're about to pick on someone
your own size.

841
00:49:09,783 --> 00:49:11,170
[crowd gasps]

842
00:49:13,787 --> 00:49:15,588
Yeah!

843
00:49:16,189 --> 00:49:18,758
[high-pitched shouting]

844
00:49:21,227 --> 00:49:22,429
- Oh.
-[crowd murmurs]

845
00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:25,310
I guess he got the wrong mushroom.

846
00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:27,200
[laughs]

847
00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:29,690
[Mario chuckling]

848
00:49:29,736 --> 00:49:30,970
[screams]

849
00:49:31,705 --> 00:49:33,239
- Ooh.
-[panting]

850
00:49:33,973 --> 00:49:35,442
-[shrieks]
-[Donkey Kong grunts]

851
00:49:35,542 --> 00:49:37,377
[screaming]

852
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:39,112
[grunts]

853
00:49:44,951 --> 00:49:45,985
[grunts]

854
00:49:47,287 --> 00:49:48,388
Get up, Mario!

855
00:49:49,456 --> 00:49:51,157
[whimpers]

856
00:49:52,926 --> 00:49:53,927
[yelps]

857
00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:57,464
[yelps, screams]

858
00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:02,102
[Power-Up sounds]

859
00:50:03,169 --> 00:50:04,270
[blows]

860
00:50:05,472 --> 00:50:07,240
[shouts]

861
00:50:07,807 --> 00:50:09,476
-[blow lands]
-[screams]

862
00:50:11,578 --> 00:50:13,680
[Mario grunting]

863
00:50:15,648 --> 00:50:17,170
Had enough?

864
00:50:17,117 --> 00:50:20,186
[panting] Not even close.

865
00:50:24,657 --> 00:50:26,159
-[crowd gasps]
-[Mario screams]

866
00:50:28,294 --> 00:50:31,197
[high-pitched ringing]

867
00:50:31,297 --> 00:50:33,633
[distorted] Mario!

868
00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:36,469
-[ringing stops]
-[distorted] It's-a me.

869
00:50:36,536 --> 00:50:39,500
[distorted] The box!

870
00:50:43,543 --> 00:50:45,211
-[grunts]
-[crowd cheers]

871
00:50:49,182 --> 00:50:51,217
[Power-Up sounds]

872
00:50:53,820 --> 00:50:54,821
[purrs]

873
00:50:54,888 --> 00:50:56,356
[crowd] Aw!

874
00:50:56,456 --> 00:50:58,358
[stammers] He looks adorable.

875
00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,260
[chuckles] He really does.

876
00:51:00,126 --> 00:51:03,463
-[purrs] Oh, what? I'm a cat?
-[Donkey Kong laughing]

877
00:51:03,530 --> 00:51:05,532
You got the cat box! [laughs]

878
00:51:05,632 --> 00:51:07,867
[laughing] Oh, my-- Oh!

879
00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:09,335
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

880
00:51:09,402 --> 00:51:10,503
Okay.

881
00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:11,571
[normal] Now you die.

882
00:51:12,839 --> 00:51:15,375
Huh. I'm a cat!

883
00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:17,677
[Donkey Kong grunting]

884
00:51:21,848 --> 00:51:22,849
[crowd gasps]

885
00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:25,151
Meow.

886
00:51:31,324 --> 00:51:32,325
[grunts]

887
00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:34,194
[panting]

888
00:51:39,499 --> 00:51:40,500
[grunts]

889
00:51:45,205 --> 00:51:46,573
[whoops]

890
00:51:50,276 --> 00:51:51,277
[Mario grunts]

891
00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:57,450
[panting]

892
00:51:57,550 --> 00:51:58,852
Had enough?

893
00:51:59,419 --> 00:52:02,622
Not even close.

894
00:52:04,858 --> 00:52:06,459
I'll take that as a yes.

895
00:52:07,694 --> 00:52:08,728
[groans]

896
00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:10,630
[crowd cheers]

897
00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:14,701
[crowd chanting] Mario! Mario! Mario!

898
00:52:14,768 --> 00:52:17,237
Yes! That's my best friend!

899
00:52:17,303 --> 00:52:21,107
[chanting] Mario! Mario! Mario!

900
00:52:21,207 --> 00:52:23,710
-Yeah, yeah.
-[chuckles]

901
00:52:23,777 --> 00:52:25,745
[chanting] Mario! Mario!

902
00:52:26,446 --> 00:52:29,820
-[groans]
- That was incredible.

903
00:52:29,616 --> 00:52:31,317
- He kept beating you senseless...
- Hey.

904
00:52:31,418 --> 00:52:33,720
...and you just kept getting back up?

905
00:52:33,787 --> 00:52:35,755
You just don't know when to quit.

906
00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:38,324
Huh! Well, never thought of that
as a good thing.

907
00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:40,260
It's a great thing.

908
00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:42,495
Thanks. I--

909
00:52:42,595 --> 00:52:44,764
I let him win. Just for the record.

910
00:52:44,831 --> 00:52:46,599
Really, though? Why would you do that?

911
00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:47,934
You wanna know why?

912
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:50,437
It's mind your own business, that's why.

913
00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:53,573
- All right, giant monkey--
- Enough!

914
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,141
Get inside.

915
00:52:56,976 --> 00:52:59,346
We've located Bowser's ship.

916
00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:03,516
He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom
by sundown.

917
00:53:03,616 --> 00:53:07,253
Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut.

918
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,789
We beat him there and ambush him.

919
00:53:10,590 --> 00:53:12,592
Yeah, I know.

920
00:53:12,659 --> 00:53:16,329
That's why we're gonna need karts!

921
00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:36,216
Well, what are you waiting for?

922
00:53:36,316 --> 00:53:37,884
Pick your karts.

923
00:53:44,991 --> 00:53:46,192
[machine trills]

924
00:53:46,292 --> 00:53:47,293
[machine whirs]

925
00:53:48,228 --> 00:53:50,497
["Thunderstruck" plays]

926
00:53:59,139 --> 00:54:00,400
♪ Thunder ♪

927
00:54:03,430 --> 00:54:04,210
♪ Thunder ♪

928
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:07,480
♪ Thunder ♪

929
00:54:10,183 --> 00:54:11,317
♪ Thunder ♪

930
00:54:11,384 --> 00:54:12,485
♪ You've been ♪

931
00:54:13,319 --> 00:54:14,988
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

932
00:54:15,550 --> 00:54:16,556
[engine revs]

933
00:54:16,656 --> 00:54:18,491
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

934
00:54:19,192 --> 00:54:22,280
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck. ♪

935
00:54:23,730 --> 00:54:25,198
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

936
00:54:27,434 --> 00:54:29,335
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

937
00:54:29,869 --> 00:54:32,672
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck. ♪

938
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,543
[tires squeal]

939
00:54:38,745 --> 00:54:40,800
[whispers] I hate you.

940
00:54:40,613 --> 00:54:44,351
To the Mushroom Kingdom
and the biggest fight of our lives.

941
00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:46,886
Here we go!

942
00:54:49,255 --> 00:54:50,557
[Donkey Kong] Yeah!

943
00:55:04,904 --> 00:55:08,441
Princess Peach, here we are. [chuckles]

944
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:12,645
I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell. [chuckles]

945
00:55:14,914 --> 00:55:16,216
[chuckles]

946
00:55:16,282 --> 00:55:17,951
Let's rule the world.

947
00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:20,620
Together. Forever.

948
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:22,655
Will you marry me?

949
00:55:22,756 --> 00:55:24,324
Oh, yes!

950
00:55:26,590 --> 00:55:27,627
-[clears throat]
-[both] What?

951
00:55:27,727 --> 00:55:30,997
We have found the princess
and the mustachioed human.

952
00:55:31,970 --> 00:55:35,101
He has defeated Donkey Kong
and won the Kong army.

953
00:55:35,168 --> 00:55:37,270
So, like, Peach was super impressed?

954
00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:39,239
It appears so, yes.

955
00:55:39,305 --> 00:55:41,441
They are heading
toward their secret passage.

956
00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:44,177
Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh?

957
00:55:44,277 --> 00:55:46,279
Two can play at that game.

958
00:55:49,115 --> 00:55:50,617
[chuckles]

959
00:56:08,535 --> 00:56:12,672
Um, no one panic,
but the road is about to end.

960
00:56:12,772 --> 00:56:17,477
Well, then you better step on the gas
and buckle up. [laughing]

961
00:56:21,948 --> 00:56:23,149
[yelping]

962
00:56:24,170 --> 00:56:25,552
[screaming]

963
00:56:42,836 --> 00:56:44,904
[laughing]

964
00:56:45,505 --> 00:56:47,400
Wahoo!

965
00:56:48,241 --> 00:56:50,477
Is there anything like this
in your world?

966
00:56:50,543 --> 00:56:51,511
What?

967
00:56:51,578 --> 00:56:54,914
[shouting] Is there anything
like this in your world?

968
00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:56,983
[chuckles] No.

969
00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:58,885
We don't drive on rainbows.

970
00:56:58,985 --> 00:57:02,255
What are you gonna tell me next?
That the turtles aren't evil?

971
00:57:02,355 --> 00:57:04,858
No, no. They're usually pets.

972
00:57:04,924 --> 00:57:06,159
No way.

973
00:57:06,226 --> 00:57:08,161
Eh, come to Brooklyn.
I'll buy you a turtle.

974
00:57:08,228 --> 00:57:10,597
[laughs] Maybe I will.

975
00:57:10,697 --> 00:57:11,698
-[engine revs]
-[horn honks]

976
00:57:11,765 --> 00:57:13,500
Dude, is this you flirting?

977
00:57:13,566 --> 00:57:14,834
This is painful.

978
00:57:14,901 --> 00:57:16,436
Just-- I was trying to be nice.

979
00:57:16,536 --> 00:57:17,771
You are so embarrassing.

980
00:57:17,871 --> 00:57:20,173
A princess would never go out with you.

981
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,242
Yes, she would. I guarantee she would.

982
00:57:22,342 --> 00:57:24,110
Guys, enough.

983
00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:26,120
[laughs] All right, all right.

984
00:57:27,947 --> 00:57:29,249
[no audible dialogue]

985
00:57:30,884 --> 00:57:32,218
[growls]

986
00:57:34,754 --> 00:57:36,456
[Koopa General] Attack!

987
00:57:44,397 --> 00:57:45,899
[grunting]

988
00:57:45,965 --> 00:57:47,330
It's an ambush!

989
00:57:49,690 --> 00:57:52,138
-[yelps]
- Defensive positions!

990
00:57:57,577 --> 00:58:00,413
[Koopas screaming]

991
00:58:02,248 --> 00:58:04,751
[cackles]

992
00:58:07,887 --> 00:58:10,123
Mario, you're a dead man.

993
00:58:10,223 --> 00:58:11,224
[whimpers]

994
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,228
Split up!

995
00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:18,498
Mario!

996
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,475
[yelps]

997
00:58:32,846 --> 00:58:34,314
[screams]

998
00:58:35,315 --> 00:58:36,316
[growls]

999
00:58:36,416 --> 00:58:37,751
[laughs]

1000
00:58:37,817 --> 00:58:38,818
[gasps]

1001
00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:42,956
- Whoa!
-[device beeps]

1002
00:58:44,824 --> 00:58:45,925
Whoa!

1003
00:58:51,998 --> 00:58:53,800
[screaming] Whoa!

1004
00:58:56,436 --> 00:58:57,437
[screams]

1005
00:59:04,377 --> 00:59:05,612
[laughs]

1006
00:59:09,482 --> 00:59:11,284
[screams]

1007
00:59:22,395 --> 00:59:23,396
[grunts]

1008
00:59:24,831 --> 00:59:25,799
[yelps]

1009
00:59:33,540 --> 00:59:34,841
[screams]

1010
00:59:34,908 --> 00:59:37,811
I'm too cute to die!

1011
00:59:42,182 --> 00:59:44,184
[screaming]

1012
00:59:45,352 --> 00:59:46,353
[chuckles]

1013
00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:49,723
That is how you princess!

1014
00:59:54,761 --> 00:59:56,830
[cackling]

1015
00:59:56,896 --> 00:59:57,931
[screams]

1016
01:00:01,534 --> 01:00:03,536
Time to die, Mario.

1017
01:00:04,170 --> 01:00:05,438
[screams]

1018
01:00:06,172 --> 01:00:08,708
[laughing]

1019
01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:10,443
[whimpers]

1020
01:00:18,510 --> 01:00:19,586
[cackles] Oh!

1021
01:00:21,254 --> 01:00:22,255
Ow!

1022
01:00:24,357 --> 01:00:25,525
See ya!

1023
01:00:26,693 --> 01:00:27,894
No!

1024
01:00:31,531 --> 01:00:33,600
Wahoo! [laughs]

1025
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:34,701
Yeah!

1026
01:00:41,741 --> 01:00:44,878
You can't escape me!

1027
01:00:44,944 --> 01:00:45,979
What?

1028
01:00:46,646 --> 01:00:48,615
Blue shell!

1029
01:00:52,619 --> 01:00:54,154
[yelping]

1030
01:00:54,254 --> 01:00:55,255
[device ticking rapidly]

1031
01:00:59,993 --> 01:01:03,960
[both screaming]

1032
01:01:03,663 --> 01:01:04,931
No!

1033
01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:06,566
No, Mario!

1034
01:01:08,935 --> 01:01:11,571
[screams] No! No!

1035
01:01:12,172 --> 01:01:13,740
[yelps] Whoa!

1036
01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:19,946
Get your clown claws off of me!

1037
01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:22,682
[cackling]

1038
01:01:23,350 --> 01:01:24,818
Goodbye, Mario.

1039
01:01:25,585 --> 01:01:27,120
We have to get home.

1040
01:01:31,624 --> 01:01:33,793
[both screaming]

1041
01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:36,830
Hey! This is your fault!

1042
01:01:36,930 --> 01:01:38,832
My fault? You're the one who--

1043
01:01:38,932 --> 01:01:42,702
Stop talking! I don't want the last thing
I hear before I die to be your--

1044
01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:46,373
[grunts]

1045
01:01:49,275 --> 01:01:50,810
[grunting]

1046
01:01:56,883 --> 01:01:59,285
[Mario grunting]

1047
01:02:05,892 --> 01:02:07,193
[growls]

1048
01:02:08,294 --> 01:02:10,296
[both gasping]

1049
01:02:13,299 --> 01:02:16,202
Mario, you saved my life.

1050
01:02:16,302 --> 01:02:18,405
Yeah, well, I won't tell anyone.

1051
01:02:18,505 --> 01:02:19,873
Good. Please don't.

1052
01:02:19,973 --> 01:02:20,974
Okay.

1053
01:02:21,410 --> 01:02:22,809
[rumbling]

1054
01:02:22,876 --> 01:02:25,845
Uh, did you just feel something?

1055
01:02:27,414 --> 01:02:28,648
[both scream]

1056
01:02:28,715 --> 01:02:29,916
Swim!

1057
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:49,903
Bowser's on his way. You have to evacuate.

1058
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:51,400
[Toads scream]

1059
01:02:52,605 --> 01:02:54,874
Hurry! Get out of the city!

1060
01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,712
[Toads clamoring, screaming]

1061
01:03:05,850 --> 01:03:06,920
[Toads exclaiming]

1062
01:03:08,188 --> 01:03:09,422
Princess?

1063
01:03:10,190 --> 01:03:11,624
We lost the army.

1064
01:03:11,725 --> 01:03:13,693
-[Toads whimpering]
- And Mario's gone.

1065
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:14,928
[Toads gasp]

1066
01:03:15,695 --> 01:03:17,230
Bowser is coming.

1067
01:03:17,797 --> 01:03:20,300
Head into the forest.
I'll buy you some time.

1068
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,569
You heard her. Evacuate the city.

1069
01:03:22,635 --> 01:03:24,137
[clamoring]

1070
01:03:25,205 --> 01:03:26,206
Go with the others.

1071
01:03:26,272 --> 01:03:28,808
I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.

1072
01:03:33,446 --> 01:03:34,447
Run!

1073
01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:37,484
[screams]

1074
01:03:38,985 --> 01:03:40,987
Just leave it! There's no time!

1075
01:03:45,291 --> 01:03:47,293
[screaming]

1076
01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:52,499
[low rumbling]

1077
01:03:57,937 --> 01:03:59,239
[thunderclap]

1078
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:37,877
Princess Peach.

1079
01:04:38,478 --> 01:04:39,679
Brave as ever.

1080
01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:46,119
As you can see, I have the Super Star.

1081
01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:48,154
If you're going to use it,

1082
01:04:48,722 --> 01:04:50,323
use it now.

1083
01:04:51,624 --> 01:04:53,260
[clears throat]

1084
01:04:53,126 --> 01:04:56,996
No, Princess. I stole this star for us.

1085
01:04:57,530 --> 01:05:01,568
I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell. [chuckles]

1086
01:05:03,970 --> 01:05:05,805
I told you that line wouldn't work.

1087
01:05:05,872 --> 01:05:07,507
[Kamek] You're doing great.

1088
01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:12,645
Peaches, with this star,
we will be invincible.

1089
01:05:12,712 --> 01:05:16,316
We can rule the world together. Forever.

1090
01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:18,685
Will you marry me?

1091
01:05:19,252 --> 01:05:21,921
Marry you? Are you insane?

1092
01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:24,240
I would never marry you.

1093
01:05:24,591 --> 01:05:27,600
Maybe you should reconsider.

1094
01:05:28,561 --> 01:05:29,562
[shrieks]

1095
01:05:29,662 --> 01:05:30,830
No! [groans]

1096
01:05:31,698 --> 01:05:34,670
- Stop!
-[screams]

1097
01:05:34,167 --> 01:05:35,268
Please, stop.

1098
01:05:35,368 --> 01:05:38,204
I'll-- I'll marry you.
Just don't hurt my Toads.

1099
01:05:38,905 --> 01:05:40,540
[Toad grunts]

1100
01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:43,209
-[gasps]
-[groans]

1101
01:05:43,276 --> 01:05:45,110
You have my word.

1102
01:05:48,381 --> 01:05:49,382
[sighs]

1103
01:05:52,385 --> 01:05:55,210
[laughs] Time for a wedding!

1104
01:06:07,801 --> 01:06:09,602
[Lumalee singing] ♪ Life is sad ♪

1105
01:06:09,703 --> 01:06:11,204
♪ Prison is sad ♪

1106
01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:16,409
♪ Life in prison is very, very sad ♪

1107
01:06:17,377 --> 01:06:19,746
[prisoners scream]

1108
01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:21,981
[sighs]

1109
01:06:22,882 --> 01:06:25,585
Oh, fresh meat for the grinder.

1110
01:06:25,652 --> 01:06:28,121
Who's this ray of sunshine?

1111
01:06:28,221 --> 01:06:31,224
There's no sunshine.
Only darkness.

1112
01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:33,460
Shut up, shut up, shut up!

1113
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,895
Hello, prisoners.

1114
01:06:35,962 --> 01:06:40,400
You don't deserve this,
but you're invited to the royal wedding!

1115
01:06:40,467 --> 01:06:42,402
Yay!

1116
01:06:42,469 --> 01:06:45,772
Where you will all be
ritualistically sacrificed!

1117
01:06:47,273 --> 01:06:48,742
[prisoners clamoring]

1118
01:06:48,808 --> 01:06:50,610
Oh, no, no, no!

1119
01:06:50,677 --> 01:06:53,113
Finally. Mercy.

1120
01:06:53,179 --> 01:06:55,648
[whimpers] Mario.

1121
01:06:59,519 --> 01:07:02,589
[growls]

1122
01:07:09,295 --> 01:07:10,630
So this is the end.

1123
01:07:10,697 --> 01:07:14,434
Being slowly digested by an eel,
next to an idiot in overalls.

1124
01:07:14,501 --> 01:07:17,170
Well, at least your brother
isn't gonna die because of you.

1125
01:07:17,270 --> 01:07:19,839
At least you're not gonna die
with your dad thinking you're a joke.

1126
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,842
Yeah, well,
my dad thinks I'm a joke too.

1127
01:07:22,942 --> 01:07:24,844
Yeah, well,

1128
01:07:24,944 --> 01:07:26,120
your dad's right!

1129
01:07:26,112 --> 01:07:27,714
You know what? I feel bad enough.

1130
01:07:27,814 --> 01:07:29,115
Just leave me alone.

1131
01:07:29,182 --> 01:07:31,551
I've never met your dad,
but he sounds brilliant.

1132
01:07:31,651 --> 01:07:34,821
Just go in a corner and smash some stuff,
smash monkey.

1133
01:07:34,888 --> 01:07:37,991
[grunts] I am more...

1134
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:42,128
-[eel groans]
-...than a guy who smashes things!

1135
01:07:42,195 --> 01:07:44,197
[eel grunts, groans]

1136
01:07:52,872 --> 01:07:54,474
[burps]

1137
01:08:03,216 --> 01:08:04,684
[groans]

1138
01:08:06,353 --> 01:08:08,722
[roars]

1139
01:08:08,822 --> 01:08:09,989
[both cheering]

1140
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,859
- That was amazing.
- Now we're even!

1141
01:08:31,911 --> 01:08:33,680
[Shy Guy groans]

1142
01:08:33,747 --> 01:08:35,181
[grunts, sighs]

1143
01:08:38,284 --> 01:08:40,787
[breathes deeply]

1144
01:08:40,887 --> 01:08:42,522
[door opens]

1145
01:08:42,589 --> 01:08:44,900
Princess, I got it.

1146
01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:45,692
[sighs] Great job.

1147
01:08:45,759 --> 01:08:48,194
Couldn't have you going out there
without your bouquet.

1148
01:08:48,261 --> 01:08:49,863
It's perfect.

1149
01:08:49,929 --> 01:08:52,232
-["Wedding March" plays]
-[doors creak]

1150
01:09:08,948 --> 01:09:09,949
[gasps]

1151
01:09:10,784 --> 01:09:12,385
[whimpers]

1152
01:09:16,656 --> 01:09:19,159
I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.

1153
01:09:20,427 --> 01:09:22,162
Lower the prisoners!

1154
01:09:25,598 --> 01:09:28,680
[whimpering]

1155
01:09:29,602 --> 01:09:32,505
[clears throat] Dearly belove-- [grunts]

1156
01:09:32,605 --> 01:09:34,700
- Huh?
-[wedding guests gasp]

1157
01:09:34,107 --> 01:09:35,642
[singsongy] Drama.

1158
01:09:35,742 --> 01:09:38,144
You really thought I'd marry you?

1159
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:40,130
Kinda.

1160
01:09:40,113 --> 01:09:42,349
I'd never marry a monster.

1161
01:09:42,449 --> 01:09:43,817
[Power-Up sounds]

1162
01:09:44,417 --> 01:09:46,619
Then we are breaking up right now!

1163
01:09:48,788 --> 01:09:51,624
[grunting]

1164
01:09:51,691 --> 01:09:54,270
[groans]

1165
01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:56,429
[grunts]

1166
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,968
[shrieks]

1167
01:10:03,103 --> 01:10:04,204
[sighs]

1168
01:10:05,305 --> 01:10:06,940
[wedding guests] Yeah!

1169
01:10:09,709 --> 01:10:11,440
[low rumbling]

1170
01:10:12,112 --> 01:10:13,546
They gotta be up there.

1171
01:10:16,549 --> 01:10:18,510
Fire!

1172
01:10:18,151 --> 01:10:20,220
[both scream]

1173
01:10:21,287 --> 01:10:22,889
[both grunting]

1174
01:10:22,989 --> 01:10:24,357
[gasps]

1175
01:10:26,393 --> 01:10:27,394
You wanna do this?

1176
01:10:27,494 --> 01:10:28,561
Yes, I do.

1177
01:10:30,363 --> 01:10:31,731
[grunts]

1178
01:10:34,968 --> 01:10:35,969
[Power-Up sounds]

1179
01:10:37,203 --> 01:10:38,204
[Power-Up sounds]

1180
01:10:38,304 --> 01:10:40,840
- Yes! Fire!
-[cheers]

1181
01:10:54,521 --> 01:10:55,922
Wahoo!

1182
01:10:56,723 --> 01:10:58,258
[Donkey Kong] This is fun!

1183
01:10:59,726 --> 01:11:01,928
- Ha! Loser. [grunts]
-[Power Down sounds]

1184
01:11:02,529 --> 01:11:03,530
[Power-Up sounds]

1185
01:11:05,532 --> 01:11:07,000
Hey, what does this do?

1186
01:11:07,670 --> 01:11:09,690
[screams]

1187
01:11:09,669 --> 01:11:11,571
- Whoa. Yeah!
-[screams]

1188
01:11:11,671 --> 01:11:14,207
Whoa. [screams, laughs]

1189
01:11:16,543 --> 01:11:17,944
Cool raccoon suit.

1190
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,713
- Really?
- Not at all.

1191
01:11:30,190 --> 01:11:31,424
[shouts]

1192
01:11:32,726 --> 01:11:33,727
[screams]

1193
01:11:38,198 --> 01:11:40,330
[whimpers]

1194
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:42,702
-[shrieks, grunts]
-[Power Down sounds]

1195
01:11:44,104 --> 01:11:45,705
-[shrieks]
-[Luigi grunting]

1196
01:11:45,772 --> 01:11:47,374
[shrieking]

1197
01:11:49,209 --> 01:11:52,112
[shrieks] What? [stammering] Um.

1198
01:11:52,212 --> 01:11:55,749
Whee! [laughs]

1199
01:11:55,815 --> 01:11:57,484
[screaming]

1200
01:11:57,584 --> 01:11:58,918
[gasps]

1201
01:11:58,985 --> 01:12:01,154
-[metal scrapes]
- Huh?

1202
01:12:01,254 --> 01:12:03,156
[groaning]

1203
01:12:04,257 --> 01:12:05,792
[sighs]

1204
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:08,610
[sighs]

1205
01:12:08,128 --> 01:12:09,562
Boo.

1206
01:12:12,980 --> 01:12:13,400
[grunts]

1207
01:12:14,467 --> 01:12:15,802
[screaming]

1208
01:12:19,839 --> 01:12:21,241
Huh? [shrieks]

1209
01:12:22,108 --> 01:12:25,645
-Lu!
-Mario? [laughs]

1210
01:12:27,414 --> 01:12:29,516
-[laughs]
- I told ya. See?

1211
01:12:29,616 --> 01:12:33,319
As long as we're together,
everything is gonna be okay.

1212
01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:35,989
[laughs, sighs]

1213
01:12:36,890 --> 01:12:38,291
Mario, why do you look like a bear?
What is this?

1214
01:12:38,925 --> 01:12:40,627
[Donkey Kong grunts]

1215
01:12:42,495 --> 01:12:44,330
Ya did good, kid.

1216
01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:46,966
Make your pecs dance. You deserve it.

1217
01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:49,335
No time now. Definitely later.

1218
01:12:53,606 --> 01:12:56,276
[growling]

1219
01:12:58,178 --> 01:12:59,713
[growling continues]

1220
01:13:02,215 --> 01:13:06,853
Launch the Bomber Bill
and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!

1221
01:13:06,953 --> 01:13:08,221
[rumbling]

1222
01:13:12,192 --> 01:13:13,893
[all gasp]

1223
01:13:17,864 --> 01:13:18,865
No.

1224
01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:29,750
Hey. Hey. Hey, over here.

1225
01:13:40,253 --> 01:13:42,550
You asked for it.

1226
01:13:44,891 --> 01:13:46,559
[shrieks]

1227
01:13:49,262 --> 01:13:50,960
[growls]

1228
01:13:50,196 --> 01:13:51,698
[chuckles] Hello.

1229
01:14:10,517 --> 01:14:13,119
[gasps] Ow. [grunts]

1230
01:14:16,220 --> 01:14:17,123
Really?

1231
01:14:21,961 --> 01:14:23,530
Follow me.

1232
01:14:29,102 --> 01:14:30,403
Come on.

1233
01:14:32,205 --> 01:14:34,607
Little closer.

1234
01:14:35,942 --> 01:14:39,212
[distorted] Mamma Mia.

1235
01:14:49,756 --> 01:14:50,590
Huh?

1236
01:14:53,293 --> 01:14:56,162
-[grunts, screams]
-[Power Down sounds]

1237
01:15:01,568 --> 01:15:03,403
-[Princess Peach] Whoa!
-[Luigi grunts]

1238
01:15:05,138 --> 01:15:06,306
[groans]

1239
01:15:06,973 --> 01:15:09,142
[all screaming]

1240
01:15:10,844 --> 01:15:12,512
Whoa! [grunts]

1241
01:15:13,947 --> 01:15:15,582
[screams]

1242
01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:17,951
[laughs]

1243
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:19,686
- That's beautiful.
- You made these, right?

1244
01:15:19,786 --> 01:15:21,870
-[rumbling]
-[gasps]

1245
01:15:22,455 --> 01:15:24,791
- Huh? Whoa!
-[electricity crackles]

1246
01:15:27,961 --> 01:15:29,996
[whooshing]

1247
01:15:35,350 --> 01:15:36,469
[Mario screams]

1248
01:15:37,971 --> 01:15:40,373
[grunts, pants]

1249
01:15:43,977 --> 01:15:45,450
Huh?

1250
01:15:46,613 --> 01:15:47,947
Brooklyn?

1251
01:15:48,140 --> 01:15:49,382
-[tires screech]
-[gasps]

1252
01:15:49,482 --> 01:15:50,550
Mario?

1253
01:15:50,650 --> 01:15:52,852
-[door closes]
- You almost dented my--

1254
01:15:52,952 --> 01:15:54,287
[rumbling]

1255
01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:57,570
[Spike shrieks]

1256
01:16:01,394 --> 01:16:03,396
[panting, screams]

1257
01:16:04,164 --> 01:16:05,165
[grunts]

1258
01:16:05,231 --> 01:16:07,801
[all scream, groaning]

1259
01:16:09,350 --> 01:16:10,537
[grunts]

1260
01:16:11,204 --> 01:16:13,973
[screaming]

1261
01:16:16,910 --> 01:16:17,911
[grunts, gasps]

1262
01:16:24,984 --> 01:16:26,986
[Bowser] Mario!

1263
01:16:32,192 --> 01:16:33,393
You want this?

1264
01:16:34,761 --> 01:16:35,762
[Mario shrieks]

1265
01:16:36,896 --> 01:16:38,832
[growls]

1266
01:16:40,867 --> 01:16:42,680
[gasps, shouts]

1267
01:16:45,839 --> 01:16:47,440
You ruined my wedding!

1268
01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:50,377
I was finally gonna be happy!

1269
01:16:52,245 --> 01:16:54,581
-[shrieks]
- Now you will suffer!

1270
01:16:54,681 --> 01:16:55,849
[groans]

1271
01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:57,784
Like me!

1272
01:16:59,753 --> 01:17:00,920
[grunts]

1273
01:17:01,210 --> 01:17:04,240
[grunts, screams]

1274
01:17:09,963 --> 01:17:11,970
[grunts]

1275
01:17:13,133 --> 01:17:15,735
You really thought you could stop me?

1276
01:17:15,802 --> 01:17:18,972
You worthless, weak little nothing.

1277
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:21,740
Come out and fight.

1278
01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:23,209
Or are you too scared?

1279
01:17:24,911 --> 01:17:25,912
[pants]

1280
01:17:25,979 --> 01:17:29,215
[cackles] Just what I thought.

1281
01:17:29,282 --> 01:17:30,450
-[grunts]
-[shouts]

1282
01:17:33,319 --> 01:17:36,923
[growling, roars]

1283
01:17:45,331 --> 01:17:46,800
[sighs]

1284
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:49,502
-[TV beeps]
-[Mario, Luigi on TV] Mamma Mia!

1285
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,739
That's a-why
the Super Mario Brothers are here.

1286
01:17:52,806 --> 01:17:55,909
[glitching] ...a-to save Brooklyn.
...save Brooklyn-- Brooklyn.

1287
01:17:55,975 --> 01:17:57,143
...save Brooklyn.

1288
01:17:57,243 --> 01:17:59,245
[no audible dialogue]

1289
01:18:15,328 --> 01:18:17,300
Let's-a go.

1290
01:18:22,469 --> 01:18:23,603
[Mario] Hey.

1291
01:18:24,637 --> 01:18:26,106
Leave him alone.

1292
01:18:26,773 --> 01:18:27,974
Mario?

1293
01:18:28,508 --> 01:18:31,378
-[grunts]
- You just don't know when to quit.

1294
01:18:31,978 --> 01:18:34,314
Yeah. I've been told that before.

1295
01:18:38,151 --> 01:18:39,986
-Mario! [grunts]
-[groans]

1296
01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:43,223
The star!

1297
01:18:44,124 --> 01:18:46,192
No! That's mine!

1298
01:18:47,127 --> 01:18:48,228
[panting]

1299
01:19:01,508 --> 01:19:02,876
[grunts]

1300
01:19:06,379 --> 01:19:07,480
Lu.

1301
01:19:08,181 --> 01:19:09,182
[grunts]

1302
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:12,686
"Nothing can hurt us
as long as we're together."

1303
01:19:12,752 --> 01:19:14,521
-[metal creaks]
-[grunts]

1304
01:19:23,396 --> 01:19:24,531
No!

1305
01:19:24,597 --> 01:19:26,499
[cackles]

1306
01:19:38,545 --> 01:19:39,512
Huh?

1307
01:19:43,116 --> 01:19:44,784
[screams, groans]

1308
01:19:45,919 --> 01:19:48,540
-Rip them to pieces!
-[shouting]

1309
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:55,128
[Sledge Brother grunting]

1310
01:19:55,228 --> 01:19:56,262
[all scream]

1311
01:19:56,363 --> 01:19:58,310
[Shy Guy speaking gibberish]

1312
01:20:00,660 --> 01:20:01,201
Oh, hey, Spike.

1313
01:20:01,701 --> 01:20:02,702
Luigi?

1314
01:20:03,870 --> 01:20:04,971
[Bowser's army shouting]

1315
01:20:08,274 --> 01:20:09,275
[all grunting]

1316
01:20:17,450 --> 01:20:18,952
-[whimpers]
-[Dad] No!

1317
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:22,880
Mamma Mia!

1318
01:20:22,155 --> 01:20:23,156
[grunts]

1319
01:20:26,459 --> 01:20:28,228
[all grunting, groaning]

1320
01:20:31,498 --> 01:20:32,565
[Bowser groans]

1321
01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:36,569
[screams]

1322
01:20:44,277 --> 01:20:45,845
[screams]

1323
01:21:03,196 --> 01:21:04,431
[Bowser groans]

1324
01:21:05,298 --> 01:21:06,966
[both panting]

1325
01:21:10,870 --> 01:21:12,439
[groans]

1326
01:21:13,273 --> 01:21:16,209
Peaches. [chuckles] Uh, listen.

1327
01:21:16,309 --> 01:21:19,279
This is not the way I pictured it,
but give me one more chance.

1328
01:21:19,346 --> 01:21:21,470
Ew. No.

1329
01:21:21,681 --> 01:21:22,682
No, no, no--

1330
01:21:24,317 --> 01:21:25,685
[in high-pitched voice] Hey. Hey!

1331
01:21:25,785 --> 01:21:27,454
-[laughs]
- That is not cool.

1332
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,789
Ha! He got the blue mushroom.

1333
01:21:29,856 --> 01:21:32,580
Eh? I told you I'd get you a pet turtle.

1334
01:21:32,158 --> 01:21:35,610
[chuckles] Not bad, Mustache.

1335
01:21:35,161 --> 01:21:38,331
And, Luigi, you're so brave.

1336
01:21:38,398 --> 01:21:41,301
Oh. [chuckles] Thanks, uh--
Yeah, it's kinda my thing.

1337
01:21:41,368 --> 01:21:42,969
Ah. My boys.

1338
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,872
- My heroes.
- Wahoo!

1339
01:21:45,972 --> 01:21:49,809
Mario, you were amazing. [laughs]

1340
01:21:49,876 --> 01:21:50,977
Thanks, Dad.

1341
01:21:52,245 --> 01:21:54,147
-Ah, bring it in!
-[all groaning]

1342
01:21:54,214 --> 01:21:55,715
[cheering]

1343
01:21:59,850 --> 01:22:00,520
Yeah! [grunts]

1344
01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:03,890
Let's hear it for the Super Mario Brothers!

1345
01:22:03,990 --> 01:22:07,827
[pedestrian] Yeah! You guys are heroes!
Thank you, Mario Brothers!

1346
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,602
These are my boys!

1347
01:22:15,702 --> 01:22:17,904
-[laughs] Hey.
-[laughs]

1348
01:22:18,505 --> 01:22:20,730
Wahoo!

1349
01:22:20,173 --> 01:22:22,175
[cheering continues]

1350
01:22:22,942 --> 01:22:25,110
-[laughs] Yes!
-[Mario, Luigi] Hey!

1351
01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:26,279
[cheering fades]

1352
01:22:33,286 --> 01:22:35,388
[alarm blares]

1353
01:22:35,455 --> 01:22:37,457
["Mr. Blue Sky" plays on radio]

1354
01:22:38,758 --> 01:22:40,260
[groans]

1355
01:22:41,940 --> 01:22:43,797
♪ Sun is shining in the sky ♪

1356
01:22:44,297 --> 01:22:47,267
♪ There ain't a cloud in sight ♪

1357
01:22:47,367 --> 01:22:48,902
♪ It's stopped raining ♪

1358
01:22:48,968 --> 01:22:51,370
♪ Everybody's in the play ♪

1359
01:22:51,104 --> 01:22:52,772
♪ And don't you know ♪

1360
01:22:52,872 --> 01:22:55,475
♪ It's a beautiful new day ♪

1361
01:22:55,575 --> 01:22:57,243
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

1362
01:22:57,310 --> 01:22:59,450
- Morning.
- Hello.

1363
01:23:01,481 --> 01:23:02,782
[laughs]

1364
01:23:02,882 --> 01:23:04,317
[Mario laughing] Oh!

1365
01:23:06,553 --> 01:23:07,654
Wahoo!

1366
01:23:21,968 --> 01:23:23,200
[laughs]

1367
01:23:23,103 --> 01:23:24,738
Now, that's a happy ending.

1368
01:23:24,804 --> 01:23:26,339
-[low rumbling]
-Or is it?

1369
01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:28,508
Because everything's over now,

1370
01:23:28,608 --> 01:23:32,112
and all that's left
is you and the infinite void.

1371
01:23:33,513 --> 01:23:35,849
Kind of makes you
want to play saxophone, huh?

1372
01:23:35,949 --> 01:23:38,785
["Ground Theme" plays on saxophone]

1373
01:26:04,931 --> 01:26:07,467
[piano plays]

1374
01:26:15,141 --> 01:26:19,846
♪ Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong too ♪

1375
01:26:19,946 --> 01:26:25,518
♪ A thousand troops of Koopas
Couldn't keep me from you ♪

1376
01:26:25,618 --> 01:26:30,757
♪ Princess Peach, at the end of the line ♪

1377
01:26:30,824 --> 01:26:35,280
♪ I'll make you mine ♪

1378
01:26:35,128 --> 01:26:38,531
♪ Oh, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches ♪

1379
01:26:38,631 --> 01:26:41,101
♪ Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches ♪

1380
01:26:41,167 --> 01:26:45,939
♪ Have you, oh-- ♪

1381
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:47,974
Hey. Quiet in there.

1382
01:26:48,410 --> 01:26:49,676
Lights out, little guy.

1383
01:26:49,776 --> 01:26:51,978
[in high-pitched voice]
Hey! You can't treat me like this.

1384
01:26:52,450 --> 01:26:54,814
Do you know who I am? I am Bow--

1385
01:26:55,815 --> 01:26:56,816
[sighs]

1386
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,668
[egg cracking]

1387
01:32:16,836 --> 01:32:18,505
[voice] Yoshi!

