1 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,983 I'm going to tear the barn to the ground. 2 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,486 This is going to end. 3 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,388 Once - 4 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,423 - and for all! 5 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,919 God damn it! 6 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,326 Everything is going to burn down to the ground. 7 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,363 Come on! 8 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,870 ONE YEAR LATER 9 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,947 ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells Jingling ♪ 10 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:09,849 ♪ Ring tingle tingling too ♪ 11 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,351 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a Ding-dong-ding! ♪ 12 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,119 ♪ Come on It's lovely weather ♪ 13 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,221 ♪ For a sleigh ride together With you ♪ 14 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:16,823 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a Ding-dong-ding! ♪ 15 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,558 ♪ Outside The snow is falling ♪ 16 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,694 ♪ And friends are calling "Yoo hoo!" ♪ 17 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,362 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a Ding-dong-ding! ♪ 18 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:25,699 Did you guys know that Norway is the happiest country on Earth? 19 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:28,702 Yeah? Doesn't surprise me. 20 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,704 It's like Disneyland for Europe. 21 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:33,540 Now we've moved to Disneyland. How lucky. 22 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,309 I just wish global warming would hurry up already. 23 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,811 - Don't worry. - In a couple of years, 24 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,880 when California's just a scorching desert, 25 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:43,149 Norway will be just like Santa Monica. 26 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,217 Yeah, right. 27 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:46,953 Hey, is that a moose on a sign? 28 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,356 Oh! So cute! 29 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,758 Have you ever seen a moose on a sign before? 30 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,600 Come on. 31 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:55,395 Let's take a photo with it. 32 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:56,763 Yeah. Yeah? 33 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,232 Oh, this is gonna make the most amazing 34 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,301 family Christmas photo for this year. 35 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,203 Oh, yeah. Great idea. 36 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,538 Okay, everyone line up behind. 37 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,209 Get a good angle. Okay. 38 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:11,945 Like that? 39 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:13,213 Yeah, that's great. 40 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,382 Okay, everyone say "moose." 41 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:18,180 Moose! 42 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:22,880 What is that? 43 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,395 Oh! 44 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,563 Oh, my God. Oh, that's so cute. 45 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:31,865 Just like in the sign. 46 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:34,267 So cute. Hi, buddy. 47 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:35,568 Dad, be careful. 48 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,400 I mean, how often do you get the chance 49 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,540 to say hi to a little guy like you, huh? 50 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,430 Hey, buddy. 51 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,712 You cold out here? Huh? 52 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,385 Is that your mother? 53 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,210 Run! 54 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,223 Oh! It's a killer moose! 55 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,224 Come on! 56 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,193 Run! Quick! 57 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,800 Start the car, goddamn it! 58 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,680 The car won't start! 59 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,404 - Start the car! - What are you doing? 60 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:18,745 Everybody okay? Yeah. 61 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,286 Hey. 62 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:29,550 Are you okay? Everyone alright? 63 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:32,692 Uh... Uh... I'm still working on my Norwegian. 64 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,394 Oh, you're Americans? 65 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,620 Yeah. I just gotta tell you, 66 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,964 I love The Kardashians. 67 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:40,967 Okay, so the father moose, 68 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:44,237 he can be a bit crazy if you go after his kid, so... 69 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,390 Oh, we weren't going-- 70 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:49,342 In Norway, we learn early that if you mess with nature, 71 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,244 nature will come back right at you 72 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,790 and punch you in the faces. 73 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,800 So good luck! 74 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,249 Thank you. Thank you. Bye. 75 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:57,917 That was fun, huh? 76 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:01,888 We met the sheriff and a moose and a baby moose. 77 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:03,957 Welcome to Norway. 78 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:08,610 ♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy and cozy are we ♪ 79 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,562 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a Ding-dong-ding! ♪ 80 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,297 ♪ Come on It's lovely weather ♪ 81 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,900 ♪ For a sleigh ride together With you ♪ 82 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:16,200 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a Ding-dong-ding! ♪ 83 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,805 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a Ding-dong-ding! ♪ 84 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:24,844 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a Ding-dong-ding! ♪ 85 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,821 Oh, boy. 86 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,456 Even prettier than I remember. 87 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,994 - Here we are! Heh? - This is it? 88 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,996 Look at that. 89 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:46,166 I still can't believe we inherited this place. 90 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,168 Gonna be the best Christmas ever, buddy. 91 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,338 Our backyard's bigger than our whole old neighborhood. 92 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,476 Yeah, it is. We're in the middle of nowhere? 93 00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:00,280 Yeah. 94 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,549 Hey, isn't it great? 95 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,117 My life is over. 96 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,686 Come on, let's check out our new digs. 97 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,122 Here we are. Home sweet home. 98 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:11,458 Huh? 99 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:13,793 Yeah. 100 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,895 Wow. Whoa. 101 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:17,797 Yeah, whoa, huh? 102 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:21,868 Ew! It smells like somebody died. 103 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,404 I cannot live here. 104 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,197 It sure is fresh. 105 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,302 It's exciting. Yeah. 106 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,806 This is our future. Bed and breakfast. 107 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,775 - It does need a little work. - Yeah. Okay. 108 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,760 Not much. 109 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:05,979 Okay. 110 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,116 Ready? Mm-hm. 111 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,155 Wow. 112 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,525 Wow. 113 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,610 Yeah, right? Wow. 114 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,729 Needs a bit of work, huh? 115 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,310 Oh, we'll fix this place up in no time. 116 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,566 And a year from now, 117 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,401 people are gonna be lining up around the barn 118 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:29,936 to stay here at night. 119 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,370 You'll see. 120 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,205 Yeah? 121 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,740 Yeah, of course. 122 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,376 You could even have your self-help seminars here. 123 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,510 - Yeah. - Just think, 124 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,179 your concept of Happy Vision. 125 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,181 Lucas, don't stay out too long. 126 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,919 And that is my great-great-grandfather. 127 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:21,321 When he was only 18, 128 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,890 he said goodbye to his family 129 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,910 and hopped on a boat to America. 130 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,328 He swore he'd come back, 131 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,529 but he never did. 132 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,234 But here you are. 133 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,905 Here we are, 134 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,775 as a family, in our new home. 135 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:45,450 You know, I just hope that your kids get used to it. 136 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,514 And that Lucas finally finds a friend. 137 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,788 And us, here together. 138 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,290 Me as their mom. 139 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:01,561 Hey, you've been their mother for years. They love you. 140 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,964 I don't know, I just feel like ever since we got married... 141 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,268 it's like Nora really resents me. 142 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,336 You guys! 143 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,730 There's something in the barn. 144 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,307 What do you mean, "something"? 145 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,309 I don't know, but it's something. 146 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,379 Oh, well, it's probably just the wood. 147 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,150 Old buildings, they creak and groan. 148 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:26,190 Yeah, that's just how it's gonna be now, living out here. 149 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,188 Hey, you wanna do something fun tonight? 150 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,889 Sure. 151 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:33,860 Should we do what all Norwegians do this time of year? 152 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:34,928 Yeah. 153 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,164 For thousands of years, 154 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,267 Norwegians have come out 155 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,536 on winter evenings 156 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:47,730 to marvel at the sight of the great Northern Lights. 157 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,345 I can't see shit. 158 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,680 Language. 159 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:56,490 I'm cold. Can we go inside? 160 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,151 Okay, while we wait for the sky to clear up, 161 00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,986 why don't we have more of that glögg? 162 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,287 That'll warm you up, huh? 163 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,860 Maybe we should call it a night. 164 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,294 No, no. 165 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,563 You guys want to go to bed? Yeah. 166 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,932 You're gonna miss the Northern Lights. 167 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:15,268 Okay. Whatever. 168 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:24,878 Hey, you know, maybe you should give them a bit of space. 169 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:27,881 This is a big change. 170 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:30,150 For all of us. 171 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,286 Look at this, huh? 172 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,288 We got everything we need here. 173 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,958 A ski shop, bakery. 174 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,927 Another ski shop. 175 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,762 Wonderful. 176 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:16,763 So great. 177 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,365 Hey, hey! 178 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,867 Oh! Watch out. That looks fun, huh? 179 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,140 Can we go inside? It's ****ing freezing. 180 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,376 Hey, don't use the F word. 181 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,811 You're right. I'm sorry. 182 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,148 It's ****ing cold. 183 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,983 She's not wrong, I mean, it is cold. 184 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:41,187 Why don't we go in here and grab a little Norwegian treat? 185 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,123 Don't stay out here long, Lucas. 186 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,392 Hey, how are you doing? 187 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,230 Hi. Hello. 188 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,320 This looks cozy, huh? 189 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,304 Hi. 190 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,400 I love your onesie. 191 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,750 Suits you. 192 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,110 Are you the family 193 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,512 that's taking over the Nordheim farm? 194 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:08,480 Yeah, that's us. Eric was my uncle. 195 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,317 I inherited the farm after he passed away. 196 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,389 Yeah, and now we're moving here. 197 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,330 So these are the happiest people on Earth. 198 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,694 That is a barn elf. 199 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,163 What? 200 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,265 That is a barn elf! 201 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,168 I'm American. 202 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,937 Oh, sorry. Heh. 203 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,806 That's a fjøsnisse. 204 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,509 I guess you can call it a barn elf. 205 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,277 Are they real? 206 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,800 What do you mean? 207 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,816 Like, do they exist? 208 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:19,819 Yes. 209 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,956 Are they good or bad? 210 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,191 If you treat the barn elf nice, 211 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,328 he will be good to you and help look after the farm. 212 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,130 But if you make him angry, 213 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,334 he will do whatever it takes to get rid of you. 214 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,360 I've read tales, actually, 215 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,239 about the barn elf breaking the necks on the cows, 216 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:43,143 and just shoving their carcasses into milk containers. 217 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,450 Um... 218 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,682 You know that old dilapidated barn? 219 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,151 We're turning it into a hotel. 220 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,521 It's a little bit rough, but you get the idea. 221 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:01,270 Get back to nature with Nordheim Forest Glade. 222 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,129 - Our barn is your home. - Mm-hm. 223 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,732 - Briefly. - Eco-friendly. 224 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:10,870 Have you ever heard of Airbnb? Or Vrbo? HomeAway? 225 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,405 He's digesting it. Yeah. 226 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,174 It takes a second. 227 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,675 How do you make him angry? 228 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,278 Well, it depends. First off, 229 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:22,782 the barn elf is very, very old-fashioned and traditional, 230 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,185 so he hates changes to the farm. 231 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,853 Okay. Secondly, 232 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:31,910 he doesn't like bright, artificial light, you know, 233 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,992 and he hates loud noises. 234 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,129 So don't take him to a rave party, to put it that way. 235 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,530 Okay. 236 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,320 Lucas? 237 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,135 Oh, Lucas, get away from that man. 238 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,536 Hey, Mom. Hi. 239 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,271 I hope he hasn't been bothering you. 240 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,173 No, no, no. He's not bothering me. 241 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,243 I'm just surprised to see a visitor here. 242 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,945 Or a visitor at all. 243 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:55,849 We don't get any visitors here at all. 244 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,217 It's very cozy. 245 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,860 Yes. I guess you are here on the vacation? 246 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,222 Oh, no, no, no. 247 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,257 We actually just moved here. Oh? 248 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,494 To the-- You know the Nordheim farm? 249 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,329 You know it? 250 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,298 To the Nordheim farm? Yeah. 251 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,934 Yeah, yes, I know it. Yes. 252 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,300 Bye. 253 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,471 Okay, honey, let's go. 254 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,460 Hello? 255 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,125 Hello? 256 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,976 Oh, right. Sorry. 257 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,552 Whoa. 258 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,393 Don't be afraid. 259 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,448 You want a cookie? 260 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,151 Hm. 261 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,845 You really like that, don't you? 262 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,952 My name's Lucas. 263 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,755 And those other people, they're my family. 264 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,257 And we all promise to keep you safe. 265 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,427 I promise. 266 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,536 Oh. Oh, oh. 267 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,273 Want another one? 268 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,489 Are there any beaches? 269 00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:23,490 No. 270 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,893 Do they play softball? 271 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,397 No. 272 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,332 So, what is there? 273 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,934 Just snow. 274 00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,105 I miss you. 275 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,241 This really sucks. 276 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,800 Jess? 277 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,417 Jess! 278 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,125 Heard of knocking? Sorry. 279 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,332 I know you're going through a tough time right now, 280 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,535 but you know what can really help? 281 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,938 It's something I like to call Happy Vision. 282 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,600 Oh, my God. 283 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,274 Are you seriously doing 284 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,909 your life-coaching on me right now? 285 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,746 My tools have helped a lot of people. 286 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,982 If you envision something that makes you really happy, 287 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,150 it can come true. 288 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:27,520 My friends are my life. 289 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:31,157 How am I supposed to visualize them into existence, huh? 290 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:39,332 Norway will grow on you. 291 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:43,803 The only thing that'll grow on me here is icicles. 292 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:46,139 Good talk. 293 00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:56,349 It's nice to meet you. 294 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,190 It's nice to milk you. 295 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,987 One more time. 296 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:01,888 Okay. 297 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,690 It's nice to meet you. 298 00:22:03,857 --> 00:22:06,192 It's nice to milk you. 299 00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:07,894 - Morning. - Good morning. 300 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,196 How is the Norwegian coming along? 301 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,298 Great. You know, I'm practically fluent. 302 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,767 Sounding great. 303 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,535 Yeah, I'm picking it up pretty easy. 304 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:16,770 Amazing. 305 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,204 You know, I really hope 306 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,907 Nora and Lucas make some new friends. 307 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,376 They must miss their old friends a lot. 308 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,478 I'm sure they'll make friends in no time. 309 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,748 Hm. I don't know. 310 00:22:28,882 --> 00:22:31,317 I feel like these Norwegians are really hard to connect with. 311 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,852 My grandpa used to say: 312 00:22:32,986 --> 00:22:35,922 "Norwegians have an ice wall around their hearts. 313 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,957 But if you can manage to melt it, 314 00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:39,993 you have a friend for life." 315 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,327 Hm. 316 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,900 Maybe we could invite the neighbors over. 317 00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:48,568 We could throw a party? 318 00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:50,360 Yeah. Yeah. 319 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,871 Show them good old American hospitality. 320 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,740 That might thaw their frozen hearts. 321 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,175 That's a great idea. 322 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,379 Why don't we throw the party at the barn? 323 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:00,947 Perfect. 324 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:02,882 Yay! I love it. 325 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,850 Great. Okay. 326 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,921 I'm gonna clear the snow. It's not gonna clear itself. 327 00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:16,963 Oh, yeah. 328 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:31,945 It cleared itself. 329 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:35,348 Hm? Maybe it's a public service 330 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:36,916 they provide in Norway. 331 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,918 Right. 332 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,855 And now you see how social democracy works, Lucas. 333 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,257 You pay your taxes and they fix stuff for you. 334 00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:45,825 Gotta love Norway. 335 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,905 Thanks for clearing the snow. 336 00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:33,406 That was very kind of you. 337 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:38,978 Oh! 338 00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,129 Thank you. 339 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,700 Who are you talking to? 340 00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:09,342 An elf. 341 00:25:09,476 --> 00:25:11,711 He was here. Right. 342 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,213 Where'd he go? 343 00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:23,356 Got it. 344 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:25,191 ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ 345 00:25:25,325 --> 00:25:27,160 Come on, throw it like you mean it! 346 00:25:28,428 --> 00:25:29,963 Christmas party in the barn. 347 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,465 Christmas in our barn. Please come. 348 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:36,536 Do you want to play a game or something? 349 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:40,507 I'm sorry. I'm just super busy right now. 350 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,745 You know, we could just buy a tree 351 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,247 like normal people. 352 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,115 No, no, illegally cutting down your own tree 353 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:51,317 is a rich Norwegian Christmas tradition. 354 00:25:51,451 --> 00:25:53,253 Just pick one! 355 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:59,292 ♪ Somebody waits for you ♪ 356 00:25:59,426 --> 00:26:02,395 ♪ Kiss her once for me ♪ 357 00:26:02,529 --> 00:26:03,997 Yeah! Hit it! 358 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:06,366 Whoa. 359 00:26:06,499 --> 00:26:09,336 ♪ And in case You didn't hear ♪ 360 00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:11,805 Come on. 361 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:12,872 Nope. 362 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,308 I give up. 363 00:26:15,442 --> 00:26:17,310 How do those lumberjacks do it? 364 00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:20,213 I brought you some more cookies. Enjoy. 365 00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:27,887 ♪ Oh, by golly Have a holly jolly ♪ 366 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:29,856 ♪ Christmas ♪ 367 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:31,124 Losing my mind. 368 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:34,894 ♪ This year ♪ 369 00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:40,367 Just a little finishing touch. 370 00:26:41,501 --> 00:26:42,836 There you go. 371 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,720 Come on, buddy! 372 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,110 What's going on? There he is. 373 00:26:50,243 --> 00:26:52,450 Got a little surprise for you. 374 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:53,313 Three. 375 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:55,882 Two. 376 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,817 One! 377 00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:03,390 No! 378 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:06,526 Oh! 379 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,761 Stop it. What are you--? 380 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:08,828 What are you doing? 381 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:09,829 - Hey. - No, stop it. 382 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,232 He hates bright lights. 383 00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:14,801 Who? The barn elf. 384 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,803 The barn elf? 385 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:20,740 Oh, it was part of that exhibition at the museum. 386 00:27:20,874 --> 00:27:24,310 Yeah, he's real. And he lives right there. 387 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:27,113 And if we treat him well, he'll treat us well. 388 00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:29,149 And he hates this stuff. 389 00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:31,951 I'm sorry, I don't understand. He hates decorations? 390 00:27:32,850 --> 00:27:36,156 No, he hates lights, he hates changes, he hates loud noises. 391 00:27:36,289 --> 00:27:37,991 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 392 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,260 Merry Christmas! Hah? 393 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,696 Motion-activated! 394 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,640 Every time. Ho-ho-ho-ho! 395 00:27:44,197 --> 00:27:46,132 Works every time. Merry Christmas! 396 00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:48,401 What do you think, Nora? It's just like being at home. 397 00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:50,904 It's not so bad. Yay! 398 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,205 That's my girl. 399 00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:54,741 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 400 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:57,143 Merry Christmas! 401 00:27:57,277 --> 00:27:59,713 Ho-ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! 402 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,681 You can wave anything in front of it. 403 00:28:01,815 --> 00:28:03,817 Come try! Ho-ho-ho-ho! 404 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:05,318 Merry Christmas! 405 00:28:24,237 --> 00:28:28,341 Ho-ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! 406 00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:46,826 Ah... 407 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,968 No, no. 408 00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:59,406 Why? What happened? 409 00:29:00,507 --> 00:29:01,508 What happened? 410 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:03,910 Where's Santa? 411 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,413 They took Santa! 412 00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:10,830 Dad, I'm so sorry. 413 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:16,923 - Ho-ho-ho-ho! - Santa? 414 00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:23,930 Merry Christmas! Santa? 415 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,198 They killed him. 416 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,282 So, what do you think happened, officer? 417 00:29:42,415 --> 00:29:44,117 Probably some kids, you know? 418 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,886 The youth club closed, so they're bored. 419 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,189 Mm. Yeah. 420 00:29:49,322 --> 00:29:51,291 So, what are you gonna do about it? 421 00:29:51,424 --> 00:29:54,194 Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? 422 00:29:54,327 --> 00:29:56,960 I mean, kids will be kids, right? 423 00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:57,163 Yeah. 424 00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:04,700 No, I mean, what are you going to do about it? 425 00:30:04,204 --> 00:30:05,705 Oh, yeah. 426 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:07,974 I'm going to swipe this area for fingerprints, 427 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,176 and then I'll call the forensics, and... 428 00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:15,815 Oh, I'm just kidding. I will look into it though. 429 00:30:15,949 --> 00:30:17,500 Okay, great. Hey. 430 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:19,719 Thank you so much. No problem. 431 00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:21,921 We're in good hands. You know what? 432 00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:25,325 It could be the moose, coming back for revenge. 433 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:32,966 You just let her go. 434 00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:35,301 Huh? Why? 435 00:30:35,435 --> 00:30:37,871 She said she's gonna handle it. She's gonna look into it. 436 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,707 That means "do nothing." No. 437 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,910 Hey, you're in Norway now, okay? 438 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,213 Nothing bad ever happens here. 439 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,222 That looks good. Hm? 440 00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:57,323 Yeah. 441 00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:58,825 Can't wait for our neighbors to see 442 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,226 all this hard work we're putting in. 443 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:05,699 What's wrong? What if nobody comes? 444 00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:07,534 What if we can't make new friends here? 445 00:31:07,801 --> 00:31:08,535 Hey. 446 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:11,838 Happy Vision. 447 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,700 You remember four years ago, 448 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,909 when I met you at your seminar? 449 00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:20,800 I was really struggling. I was at the end of my rope. 450 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:21,681 You gave me the tools 451 00:31:21,815 --> 00:31:23,817 to deal with the most difficult time in my life. 452 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:26,953 That seminar completely changed my life. 453 00:31:27,870 --> 00:31:29,289 In many ways. 454 00:31:29,422 --> 00:31:30,523 You're right. 455 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:31,758 Happy Vision. 456 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:33,259 Hey, there she is. 457 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:35,895 You put positive energy out and you will attract-- 458 00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:37,130 Oh, my God! 459 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,205 Anything broken? No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 460 00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:48,308 I must've dislodged it when I was moving boxes. 461 00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:51,111 We gotta go. The guests will be here in five hours, 462 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:53,113 and we have to check if you have a concussion. 463 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:54,180 Okay. 464 00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:01,221 How could you do that? 465 00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:03,230 You almost killed my dad. 466 00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:06,590 I thought we were friends. 467 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:19,766 Dear neighbeers. 468 00:33:19,933 --> 00:33:25,872 My whale life I have trumped to get a concoction ... 469 00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:28,308 -What? -...with my nuts. 470 00:33:29,709 --> 00:33:32,645 It meaning a lot much ... 471 00:33:33,790 --> 00:33:34,180 Um, okay, let's eat! 472 00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:36,516 Dig in. Yeah. Yeah. 473 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,351 I think that went pretty well. 474 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,525 Use your knife, sweetie. 475 00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:47,961 Why is nobody talking? 476 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:49,896 They just need to warm up. 477 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:53,500 Okay. 478 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,908 Merry Christmas! 479 00:34:07,947 --> 00:34:10,250 Norwegians are so friendly, huh? 480 00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:13,190 They just needed alcohol. Lots of it. 481 00:34:13,153 --> 00:34:14,921 Who knew? Yeah. Cheers! 482 00:34:22,829 --> 00:34:29,235 ♪ ...killed Rudolph This Christmas ♪ 483 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:31,871 Your mom lets you drink wine? 484 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,141 Yeah, she says I'll get my hands on alcohol anyway, 485 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:38,511 so she'd just rather I drink something safe. 486 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:43,717 I got you, Bill. Billy. 487 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:45,785 Wasn't expecting the hug. Ah. 488 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:47,354 It's very Norwegian. 489 00:34:47,487 --> 00:34:48,888 A hug? Yeah. 490 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,190 We do that too. 491 00:34:50,323 --> 00:34:52,425 You want some? Sure. 492 00:34:53,793 --> 00:34:56,930 This, I brew myself. Oh. Right. 493 00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:59,699 Don't go near an open flame after you drink this stuff, 494 00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:01,267 I tell you that. 495 00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:03,370 Maybe I don't drink it. You drink it. 496 00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:07,407 And so I pictured this happy life in Norway, 497 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:08,808 and here we are. 498 00:35:08,975 --> 00:35:10,944 And we'll make it happen. Yeah. 499 00:35:11,770 --> 00:35:12,912 Eventually. You are so brave. 500 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,114 Thank you. 501 00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:16,850 I've always wanted to be an American. 502 00:35:16,983 --> 00:35:18,518 I have a question. Yeah. 503 00:35:18,752 --> 00:35:20,887 Have you ever been chased by the cops? 504 00:35:21,210 --> 00:35:21,888 No. 505 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,356 You know, like a car chase 506 00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:26,693 or a foot chase or, like, an escalator. Whatever. 507 00:35:26,826 --> 00:35:28,862 Why did you move to Norway? 508 00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:29,929 I don't know. 509 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:34,300 I guess my dad just thought that, um, 510 00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:36,690 if we moved somewhere else, 511 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:40,340 we would just magically become this big, happy family. 512 00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:42,142 I have to admit, it hasn't been easy. 513 00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:43,309 Mm-hm. Yeah. 514 00:35:43,443 --> 00:35:46,913 And all the rumors and everything. 515 00:35:47,470 --> 00:35:48,248 Rumors? 516 00:35:48,381 --> 00:35:49,916 About the farm. 517 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,284 That it's haunted. 518 00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:53,887 Very terrible. 519 00:35:56,890 --> 00:35:58,892 ♪ This ain't good ♪ 520 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,231 Hi. 521 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,360 Can you give us a minute? 522 00:36:11,204 --> 00:36:12,739 - Okay. - Thank you. 523 00:36:12,872 --> 00:36:14,740 See you later. 524 00:36:16,276 --> 00:36:17,711 Is that wine? 525 00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:19,546 Mm. Mm-mm. Oh. 526 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,786 I know what you're going through. 527 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:31,157 You know, moving can be so hard. 528 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:40,166 Raymond, can I ask a huge favor? 529 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:43,236 You want me to be Santa on Christmas Eve, right? 530 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:44,504 Yeah. 531 00:36:44,771 --> 00:36:45,905 Yes! 532 00:36:46,390 --> 00:36:48,341 I love being Santa on Christmas Eve. 533 00:36:49,509 --> 00:36:50,777 Great. 534 00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:52,345 I'm usually alone on Christmas anyway, 535 00:36:52,479 --> 00:36:54,814 so I have nothing else to do. 536 00:36:54,948 --> 00:36:58,218 I mean, how do you even make friends at my age? 537 00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:00,787 You are so lucky. 538 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,790 It's so much easier when you're young 539 00:37:03,923 --> 00:37:06,159 and gravity hasn't taken over. 540 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:07,827 Oh! 541 00:37:07,961 --> 00:37:09,729 Are you okay? 542 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:17,537 The party's over! 543 00:37:19,873 --> 00:37:21,908 Please stop. 544 00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:23,309 You're making the elf mad. 545 00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:24,678 Lucas. 546 00:37:24,811 --> 00:37:25,745 Quiet, everyone! 547 00:37:27,981 --> 00:37:29,115 Are you kidding me? 548 00:37:30,483 --> 00:37:32,152 I can't believe this. 549 00:37:32,285 --> 00:37:34,354 I mean, you're not even 21. 550 00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:39,259 What? 551 00:37:41,795 --> 00:37:42,829 You're grounded. 552 00:37:44,464 --> 00:37:46,990 I'm already grounded! 553 00:37:46,232 --> 00:37:49,369 We're all ****ing grounded anyway! 554 00:37:49,502 --> 00:37:52,939 Well, then your phone is confiscated. 555 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:55,175 Until January. 556 00:37:56,943 --> 00:37:58,144 You're a monster. 557 00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:03,283 What? 558 00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:06,186 She's your daughter. Yeah? 559 00:38:06,319 --> 00:38:08,388 Why don't you say something? 560 00:38:08,521 --> 00:38:09,923 Yeah. 561 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,260 I agree with Carol, your mother. Stepmother. 562 00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,534 Hey. Um... 563 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:28,875 You know, Lucas, the things I told you about at the museum, 564 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:30,710 about the barn elves... 565 00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:33,546 You see, barn elves, 566 00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:35,281 they aren't actually-- 567 00:38:35,415 --> 00:38:39,519 They're making the elf mad, and no one will listen to me. 568 00:38:39,753 --> 00:38:40,920 You have to help me. 569 00:38:45,425 --> 00:38:48,995 Well, if it's like you say, Lucas, 570 00:38:49,129 --> 00:38:52,799 then there's only one thing you can do. 571 00:38:52,932 --> 00:38:55,135 What's that? On Christmas Eve, 572 00:38:55,268 --> 00:38:59,239 you must place a bowl of porridge in the barn. 573 00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:02,409 Porridge? 574 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:04,778 Yes, it's a food. 575 00:39:04,911 --> 00:39:07,280 Porridge. You make it out of different grains. 576 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:09,883 Oat, wheat, corn, rice. 577 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,318 And you cook it in milk and water. Porridge. 578 00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:14,688 I'm surprised you don't know what porridge is. 579 00:39:14,821 --> 00:39:17,390 I know what porridge is. Yeah, now you do. 580 00:39:17,524 --> 00:39:18,958 Because I explained it to you. 581 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,928 Anyway, so on Christmas Eve, 582 00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:24,731 you make a bowl of rice porridge. 583 00:39:24,864 --> 00:39:25,932 Okay? Okay. 584 00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:28,340 And you put cinnamon on top of it 585 00:39:28,168 --> 00:39:30,737 and a bit of butter in the middle. Mm-hm. 586 00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:33,106 And you place it out in the barn. Okay. 587 00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,275 Okay? You see, this is an ancient ritual. 588 00:39:35,408 --> 00:39:39,913 A sacred peace offering between humans and elves. 589 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,382 Would this make the elf happy? Absolutely. 590 00:39:42,515 --> 00:39:45,919 As long as the elf gets his porridge, all will be well. 591 00:39:47,921 --> 00:39:49,222 Okay. Good. 592 00:39:49,356 --> 00:39:52,459 And now you also know what porridge is. That's a bonus. 593 00:40:24,524 --> 00:40:25,458 Call the police. 594 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,328 Okay. Be careful. 595 00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:29,796 Uh-huh. 596 00:41:00,293 --> 00:41:01,795 What the heck? 597 00:41:09,102 --> 00:41:11,137 Huh? 598 00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:41,968 Ugh! Ow! 599 00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:46,272 Bill? 600 00:41:49,175 --> 00:41:50,143 Bill. 601 00:42:20,807 --> 00:42:22,242 Okay. 602 00:42:22,342 --> 00:42:25,110 Okay. Okay. 603 00:42:45,865 --> 00:42:46,800 Hello? 604 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,108 Mom? 605 00:42:56,810 --> 00:42:58,110 Oh, my God. 606 00:43:04,884 --> 00:43:07,987 Wow. That's some party you've had here... 607 00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:11,558 that would be nice to have been invited to. 608 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:12,992 I'm just kidding. 609 00:43:13,126 --> 00:43:15,929 But it's easy to go a bit overboard 610 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:18,980 with the alcohol during Christmas times. 611 00:43:18,231 --> 00:43:20,233 I've been there. We've all been there. 612 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:21,901 Sure. We're sober. 613 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,570 Mm-hm. 614 00:43:23,803 --> 00:43:26,239 Are you actually gonna do some police work this time? 615 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,277 You know, it could be a fox. 616 00:43:31,411 --> 00:43:33,790 A fox? Yes. 617 00:43:33,213 --> 00:43:37,170 If the window was open and you had a lot of food around, 618 00:43:37,150 --> 00:43:39,185 it could be. In the house? 619 00:43:39,319 --> 00:43:40,954 You have Fox News, don't you? 620 00:43:42,222 --> 00:43:45,191 Or it could have been the ghost. 621 00:43:45,325 --> 00:43:47,293 Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't be joking about that. 622 00:43:47,427 --> 00:43:48,395 Yes. I'm so sorry. 623 00:43:48,528 --> 00:43:49,763 Thank you for your time. 624 00:43:49,896 --> 00:43:51,640 We'll keep all the windows closed. 625 00:43:51,197 --> 00:43:52,165 Do that, okay? 626 00:43:52,298 --> 00:43:53,967 And have a peaceful Christmas. 627 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:56,836 Go easy on the booze because of the kids and... Yeah. 628 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:58,872 You know, all that. 629 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:02,108 Absolutely. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 630 00:44:02,242 --> 00:44:04,978 And don't drink and drive! Okay. 631 00:44:05,111 --> 00:44:06,546 Thank you. 632 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,810 A fox, huh? 633 00:44:08,214 --> 00:44:10,717 That puts my mind at rest. How about you? 634 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,429 Bill? Yeah? 635 00:44:24,397 --> 00:44:26,866 Why do people think the barn is haunted? 636 00:44:31,938 --> 00:44:33,600 Lutefisk. 637 00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:39,546 You told me your uncle died after a fall. 638 00:44:39,779 --> 00:44:40,814 Is that true? 639 00:44:45,885 --> 00:44:47,870 Yeah. Yes. 640 00:44:48,321 --> 00:44:49,522 What happened? 641 00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:52,559 Okay. 642 00:44:53,893 --> 00:44:54,828 Okay. 643 00:44:56,396 --> 00:44:58,198 According to the police report... 644 00:44:58,331 --> 00:45:00,330 Mm-hm. 645 00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:01,835 ...he was on the second floor of the barn... 646 00:45:01,968 --> 00:45:03,870 Mm-hm. ...and he fell out of a window. 647 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,710 Hm. 648 00:45:05,205 --> 00:45:09,750 And accidentally 649 00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:11,378 caught himself on fire. 650 00:45:11,511 --> 00:45:13,513 What? 651 00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:18,840 He was trying to burn the barn down, they think. 652 00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:20,687 Why would he want to burn down the barn? 653 00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:21,921 I... I don't know. 654 00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:23,957 He was old and senile. 655 00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:26,920 They don't have therapy here. 656 00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:28,261 Why didn't you tell me? 657 00:45:28,395 --> 00:45:30,897 I was a little worried about how you'd react. 658 00:45:31,310 --> 00:45:32,766 Look, it's nothing to get worked up over. 659 00:45:32,899 --> 00:45:34,968 It was just a bizarre accident. 660 00:45:35,101 --> 00:45:37,937 All I know is that it's been one thing after another 661 00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:39,172 ever since we got here. 662 00:45:39,305 --> 00:45:40,407 You can't be saying 663 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:43,276 that you think my uncle is haunting us? 664 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:46,312 We should never have come here. Calm down. 665 00:45:46,446 --> 00:45:49,249 Don't get worked up over nothing. Nothing? 666 00:45:50,517 --> 00:45:53,953 I gave up everything to be here. 667 00:45:54,870 --> 00:45:56,156 My friends, my career. 668 00:45:56,289 --> 00:45:58,858 I am worried about the children, Bill. 669 00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:01,127 Hey, they're fine. 670 00:46:01,261 --> 00:46:04,164 I know they'll adapt. 671 00:46:05,198 --> 00:46:07,167 I'm their father. 672 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:08,902 Right. 673 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,104 And I'm just the evil stepmom. 674 00:46:12,972 --> 00:46:15,342 That's not-- Those aren't my words. 675 00:46:15,475 --> 00:46:17,277 I didn't mean it that way. 676 00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:20,113 Carol. 677 00:46:28,955 --> 00:46:31,191 CHRISTMAS EVE 678 00:46:49,442 --> 00:46:53,179 Ugh! What is that smell? 679 00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:54,814 Dinner is served. 680 00:46:54,948 --> 00:46:56,149 Here we are. 681 00:46:56,282 --> 00:46:58,218 For you, ladies. 682 00:46:58,351 --> 00:47:01,721 Okay. Uh... What the **** is that? 683 00:47:01,855 --> 00:47:02,789 Language. 684 00:47:02,922 --> 00:47:05,859 It is lutefisk. 685 00:47:05,992 --> 00:47:09,362 It is a traditional Norwegian holiday dish. 686 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:12,766 It's stockfish aged in lye for many days. 687 00:47:12,899 --> 00:47:17,270 That's why the odor is so delicious and abundant. 688 00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,740 Old fish Jell-O? 689 00:47:20,874 --> 00:47:22,909 No. I mean... 690 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,179 Uh, no, I'm not touching that. That's not... 691 00:47:26,312 --> 00:47:27,280 Not happening. 692 00:47:28,982 --> 00:47:31,451 It's okay. We can enjoy it without her. 693 00:47:37,857 --> 00:47:38,958 It's okay. 694 00:47:42,162 --> 00:47:44,731 Don't read at the table. Or what? 695 00:47:44,864 --> 00:47:47,967 What more could you possibly do to punish me? 696 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:51,104 It's okay. 697 00:47:51,237 --> 00:47:52,405 Everybody dig in. 698 00:47:52,539 --> 00:47:55,241 Hmm? Give it a try. 699 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:58,780 You don't know till you try. Hm? 700 00:48:03,817 --> 00:48:04,884 What's that...? 701 00:48:09,989 --> 00:48:12,359 Good, huh, buddy? 702 00:48:19,265 --> 00:48:20,533 Ahh, ooh! 703 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:23,803 Boy, just living the Norwegian dream, huh? 704 00:48:25,105 --> 00:48:27,173 This is not a dream. 705 00:48:27,307 --> 00:48:29,776 This is hell, frozen over. 706 00:48:29,909 --> 00:48:31,811 Okay, not in front of the kids. 707 00:48:31,945 --> 00:48:33,980 Aww... 708 00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:35,949 What happened to Happy Vision? 709 00:48:37,170 --> 00:48:38,218 Yeah, Happy-- 710 00:48:38,351 --> 00:48:40,120 She still has Happy Vision. 711 00:48:40,253 --> 00:48:42,288 Happy Vision is for everyone. We all... 712 00:48:42,422 --> 00:48:44,824 **** Happy Vision! 713 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:56,403 **** Happy Vision. **** this stupid house. 714 00:48:56,536 --> 00:48:57,971 **** this stupid country. 715 00:48:58,104 --> 00:48:58,972 **** it all! 716 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:07,347 Mm-hm! Hm... 717 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,304 What are you doing? 718 00:49:36,309 --> 00:49:38,912 I was hungry. That was for the barn elf. 719 00:49:39,746 --> 00:49:40,814 Whoops. 720 00:49:42,415 --> 00:49:45,510 Well, he would have loved it. 721 00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:47,253 It was delicious. 722 00:49:48,388 --> 00:49:50,123 That's all the porridge we had. 723 00:49:51,424 --> 00:49:52,559 That was our only chance 724 00:49:52,792 --> 00:49:54,127 at having peace with the elf. 725 00:49:57,263 --> 00:49:58,998 Yes, of course. Yeah. 726 00:49:59,132 --> 00:50:00,900 Uh-- Uh-huh. Buddy, 727 00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:03,903 we'll just have to make peace with the elf another way. 728 00:50:04,971 --> 00:50:05,905 Okay? 729 00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:15,248 I brought you something. 730 00:50:16,349 --> 00:50:18,840 It isn't exactly porridge, 731 00:50:18,218 --> 00:50:20,887 but it's something special, heh. 732 00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,424 It's lutefisk. 733 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:29,396 It's really, really yummy. 734 00:50:29,529 --> 00:50:30,463 Enjoy. 735 00:51:29,222 --> 00:51:32,920 Hyah! Whoa! Whoa! 736 00:51:40,767 --> 00:51:41,501 Whoa! 737 00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:46,600 Ow, ugh. 738 00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:55,415 Lucas? 739 00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:02,455 Let the show begin. 740 00:52:05,759 --> 00:52:08,862 Ho, ho, ho! 741 00:52:11,464 --> 00:52:12,432 Where are you going? 742 00:52:13,767 --> 00:52:15,902 Don't you want to go inside 743 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,337 and open some presents? 744 00:52:18,338 --> 00:52:20,730 Lucas, don't be afraid. 745 00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:21,541 It's just Santa Claus. 746 00:52:22,475 --> 00:52:24,310 Ho, ho, ho. 747 00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:29,983 Ah, Lucas, there you are. 748 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:32,218 Come inside. 749 00:52:33,153 --> 00:52:34,120 Whoa! 750 00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:36,556 What are you doing? 751 00:52:36,790 --> 00:52:39,526 Let's go inside. It's freezing out here. 752 00:52:39,759 --> 00:52:42,996 Come on, let's go inside and open some presents. 753 00:52:47,867 --> 00:52:49,169 Oh, my God. 754 00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:54,140 Huh? 755 00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:22,936 Where is he? Santa should have been here by now. 756 00:53:27,107 --> 00:53:28,875 Just gonna get some fresh air. 757 00:53:43,156 --> 00:53:44,190 Huh. 758 00:54:00,173 --> 00:54:01,107 Raymond? 759 00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:09,349 Raymond? 760 00:54:18,858 --> 00:54:19,793 Huh? 761 00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:36,576 We have to go. 762 00:54:37,844 --> 00:54:39,546 Now. What happened? 763 00:54:39,779 --> 00:54:40,513 Just get up. 764 00:54:41,948 --> 00:54:43,950 We have to go now. Let's go! 765 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:45,352 - What happened? - Get in the car! 766 00:54:45,485 --> 00:54:48,988 - Go, go, go! - Go! Go! 767 00:54:49,122 --> 00:54:51,291 Go, go, go! Get in the car! Okay! 768 00:54:58,198 --> 00:54:59,199 Bill, what is going on? 769 00:54:59,332 --> 00:55:00,700 It's not turning over. 770 00:55:00,834 --> 00:55:02,836 No, what is going on? What's happening? 771 00:55:02,969 --> 00:55:05,405 Oh! Raymond. I saw Raymond. He was just there. 772 00:55:05,538 --> 00:55:06,573 He was... Okay. 773 00:55:06,806 --> 00:55:08,274 He was there, and he was-- 774 00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:09,776 Use your words! I'm-- 775 00:55:12,812 --> 00:55:13,713 What is that? 776 00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:19,886 What? Oh, no. 777 00:55:26,292 --> 00:55:29,950 Drive! Drive! Go! 778 00:55:29,229 --> 00:55:31,197 What the hell is that?! 779 00:55:31,331 --> 00:55:32,298 It's the elf! 780 00:55:36,369 --> 00:55:37,570 Do something! 781 00:55:37,804 --> 00:55:39,506 The car won't turn on! 782 00:55:43,977 --> 00:55:46,120 Turn on the headlights! 783 00:55:46,146 --> 00:55:48,810 Turn on the lights. Yeah. 784 00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,783 Aah! 785 00:55:49,916 --> 00:55:51,384 - Run back to the house. - Go, kids, go. 786 00:55:51,518 --> 00:55:52,786 As fast as you can. 787 00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:56,723 Let's go. Yeah. 788 00:55:56,856 --> 00:55:58,892 Okay. We gotta call the cops. Yeah. 789 00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:09,335 Lucas was telling the truth. 790 00:56:09,469 --> 00:56:10,837 It's an elf. 791 00:56:10,970 --> 00:56:13,390 Maybe it's a child who ran away from home, 792 00:56:13,173 --> 00:56:15,575 headed to a Nordic death metal festival. 793 00:56:16,943 --> 00:56:18,745 It has a beard, Bill. 794 00:56:18,878 --> 00:56:20,880 This isn't a fully flushed-out theory. 795 00:56:23,149 --> 00:56:24,551 Oh! Aah! 796 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,969 Huh? 797 00:56:56,649 --> 00:57:00,653 Those miserable humans are back! 798 00:57:02,255 --> 00:57:05,992 We'll show them what they're worth. 799 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,630 Let the ravaging begin! 800 00:57:12,165 --> 00:57:14,200 Aah! Oh, my God. Aah! 801 00:57:17,137 --> 00:57:19,500 Oh, my God! 802 00:57:19,139 --> 00:57:21,207 - Come on, get up. - We've gotta go now. 803 00:57:21,341 --> 00:57:23,543 Let's go. Let's go this way. We've gotta go. Come on. 804 00:57:28,848 --> 00:57:29,916 Oh! Oh! 805 00:57:48,368 --> 00:57:50,203 Leave us alone! 806 00:57:50,337 --> 00:57:53,139 They don't speak English, honey. They're Norwegian. 807 00:57:53,707 --> 00:57:56,176 Prepare to die, human! 808 00:57:56,176 --> 00:57:58,545 I got it. 809 00:57:58,545 --> 00:58:02,682 Do you want snow shovel up to your ***? 810 00:58:03,450 --> 00:58:05,452 Huh? 811 00:58:05,452 --> 00:58:05,785 Huh? 812 00:58:06,953 --> 00:58:09,220 Honey, I don't think that worked. 813 00:58:09,155 --> 00:58:10,900 Nope. 814 00:58:33,813 --> 00:58:34,547 Aah! 815 00:58:38,852 --> 00:58:40,186 Stay away, stay away! 816 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,254 Stay back! 817 00:59:03,143 --> 00:59:04,770 You little mother-- 818 00:59:32,872 --> 00:59:34,740 Oh, God! 819 00:59:38,778 --> 00:59:39,512 Aah! 820 00:59:51,910 --> 00:59:53,930 Hi-yah! 821 01:00:23,123 --> 01:00:24,891 Stay away. The little one is mine. 822 01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:26,459 Help! 823 01:00:27,794 --> 01:00:28,561 Lucas! 824 01:00:37,303 --> 01:00:38,972 I'm sorry about the porridge. 825 01:00:39,105 --> 01:00:40,340 Please don't kill me. 826 01:01:02,195 --> 01:01:03,329 Please don't kill me. 827 01:01:08,802 --> 01:01:09,803 You remember this? 828 01:01:11,137 --> 01:01:14,740 We'll follow the rules, I promise. 829 01:01:17,444 --> 01:01:18,545 Hmph. 830 01:01:29,989 --> 01:01:31,570 Aah! 831 01:01:35,495 --> 01:01:36,429 Whoa. 832 01:01:44,971 --> 01:01:45,905 Let's go! 833 01:01:47,374 --> 01:01:48,375 Nora, Lucas! 834 01:01:59,190 --> 01:02:00,820 I can't hold them much longer! 835 01:02:00,954 --> 01:02:02,188 Keep them out! 836 01:02:07,827 --> 01:02:09,362 Ah! No! No, no, no! 837 01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:25,780 Get back! 838 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,761 Calm down. I'm so glad you're here. 839 01:02:41,895 --> 01:02:44,230 Oh, yeah. Thank you. It's okay. 840 01:02:44,364 --> 01:02:47,901 If you could calm down a little bit now, just... 841 01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:49,402 Okay, let's all calm down. 842 01:02:49,536 --> 01:02:50,403 Yes. Yeah. 843 01:02:50,537 --> 01:02:51,838 What's going on here? 844 01:02:51,971 --> 01:02:53,807 We are under attack. 845 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:56,109 You have to call for backup right now. 846 01:02:56,242 --> 01:02:57,777 Okay. 847 01:02:57,911 --> 01:03:01,140 The nearest police station is quite a bit far away. 848 01:03:01,147 --> 01:03:03,116 It's two hours. Maybe more now in this weather. 849 01:03:03,249 --> 01:03:04,918 But who's attacking you? Elves. 850 01:03:05,510 --> 01:03:08,254 Little elves with big, long beards and pointy red hats. 851 01:03:08,388 --> 01:03:09,723 Nisser? Very angry. 852 01:03:09,856 --> 01:03:12,359 You're talking about nisser? Nisser? 853 01:03:12,492 --> 01:03:14,260 Oh, yes, yes. The nisser, yes, yes! 854 01:03:14,394 --> 01:03:15,395 Oh, okay. 855 01:03:15,528 --> 01:03:17,197 Yeah, exactly. Angry. Yeah. 856 01:03:17,330 --> 01:03:19,650 Very angry. Kids? 857 01:03:19,199 --> 01:03:21,670 - Okay, listen to me, okay? - Yeah. 858 01:03:21,201 --> 01:03:23,203 Nisser doesn't exist. 859 01:03:23,336 --> 01:03:25,305 They're only in fairy tales, okay? 860 01:03:25,438 --> 01:03:27,540 So you can just relax. What? They were here! 861 01:03:27,774 --> 01:03:30,210 I mean, it's a good prank, okay? 862 01:03:30,343 --> 01:03:32,812 But you're drunk-- Where's your gun? 863 01:03:32,946 --> 01:03:34,948 I don't have a gun. 864 01:03:35,810 --> 01:03:36,383 What? CAROL, NORA, & LUCAS: What?! 865 01:03:36,516 --> 01:03:38,118 This is not America, okay? 866 01:03:38,251 --> 01:03:39,886 We don't run around, 867 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,555 shoot people in their faces and knees all the time. 868 01:03:42,789 --> 01:03:44,791 You're not armed? I'm armed. 869 01:03:44,924 --> 01:03:48,128 Yes, I have a gun at the scooter. 870 01:03:48,261 --> 01:03:50,960 Go get it. Go get it. Yeah. Now. 871 01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:54,000 Calm down, you crazy Americans. It's Christmas Eve. 872 01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:57,337 I have a pork belly in the oven, and I'm watching Love Actually. 873 01:03:57,470 --> 01:03:58,972 I'm at the point 874 01:03:59,105 --> 01:04:01,908 where the guy is outside with the signs, you know? 875 01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:05,278 And I love that part, so I just wanna go home now. 876 01:04:06,913 --> 01:04:08,882 But what the heck? 877 01:04:47,754 --> 01:04:48,488 Aah! 878 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,334 Let's go. Come on, kids! Go, go, go! Get in. 879 01:06:02,128 --> 01:06:04,964 Oh... Oh, God. 880 01:06:05,980 --> 01:06:06,800 Oh, no. 881 01:06:06,933 --> 01:06:08,868 Is this all right? Oh, God. 882 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,538 Lucas, come here, son. Yes. 883 01:06:13,306 --> 01:06:15,375 I-- I need you to do something for me, okay? 884 01:06:15,508 --> 01:06:17,877 Okay. I was bitten. 885 01:06:18,110 --> 01:06:20,547 So when I start to change, 886 01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:22,182 you have to kill me. 887 01:06:22,315 --> 01:06:23,783 What? 888 01:06:23,917 --> 01:06:25,385 You're almost a man now. You can do this. 889 01:06:25,518 --> 01:06:27,821 Oh, no, no, no. My phone's out of battery. 890 01:06:27,954 --> 01:06:30,290 You have to kill me. Bill? 891 01:06:30,423 --> 01:06:32,250 - I can't become one of them. - Bill. 892 01:06:32,158 --> 01:06:34,160 They're not zombies. That's not how it works. 893 01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:36,290 You won't turn into one of them. 894 01:06:36,162 --> 01:06:37,297 Bill! Huh? 895 01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:38,798 Where's your phone? 896 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:41,670 It's charging downstairs. 897 01:06:41,201 --> 01:06:42,335 What about yours? 898 01:06:43,503 --> 01:06:46,272 You guys took it, remember? 899 01:06:46,272 --> 01:06:49,275 We need a new plan. 900 01:06:49,442 --> 01:06:53,580 Let's destroy their ugly house. 901 01:06:53,747 --> 01:06:56,649 And then we kill them! 902 01:07:03,456 --> 01:07:06,826 Destroy everything you see! 903 01:07:09,462 --> 01:07:11,731 What are you waiting for? Go! 904 01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:16,236 What is your problem? 905 01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:27,113 What is this sorcery? 906 01:07:34,621 --> 01:07:36,489 Fun-water! 907 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,773 Whee! 908 01:08:01,614 --> 01:08:05,180 I love to wreak havoc! 909 01:08:08,455 --> 01:08:10,557 What are they doing down there? 910 01:08:10,790 --> 01:08:13,827 I don't know, but it sounds like they're having a ball. 911 01:08:19,132 --> 01:08:20,266 I'm so sorry. 912 01:08:22,836 --> 01:08:24,700 This is all my fault. 913 01:08:28,508 --> 01:08:30,810 After your mom died... 914 01:08:32,312 --> 01:08:33,813 all that you went through... 915 01:08:34,948 --> 01:08:36,549 I promised myself I would never 916 01:08:36,783 --> 01:08:39,519 let anything bad happen to you again. 917 01:08:39,753 --> 01:08:43,189 And I thought moving here was the answer. 918 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:46,126 But I was wrong. 919 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,195 Oh, God, I was wrong. 920 01:08:52,165 --> 01:08:54,734 It's okay, Dad. Yeah, it is okay. 921 01:08:54,868 --> 01:08:56,236 It's not okay. I screw up! 922 01:08:57,470 --> 01:08:59,720 I screw up, that's what I do. 923 01:09:05,211 --> 01:09:07,247 Coming through. 924 01:09:07,247 --> 01:09:09,149 ♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪ 925 01:09:09,149 --> 01:09:10,183 Move, beardo! 926 01:09:10,183 --> 01:09:10,383 ♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪ 927 01:09:10,517 --> 01:09:13,530 ♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪ 928 01:09:13,530 --> 01:09:16,723 -I love you, man. - I love you too. 929 01:09:19,225 --> 01:09:21,695 Here I come again. 930 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,502 You know, it's not that bad. 931 01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:34,374 I mean, we've had worse Christmases. 932 01:09:36,276 --> 01:09:38,545 Okay, the first Christmas? 933 01:09:38,778 --> 01:09:40,980 When we got stuck at JFK? 934 01:09:41,114 --> 01:09:43,516 Yeah, and we ate McDonald's and got food poisoning. 935 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:44,918 Exactly. 936 01:09:45,510 --> 01:09:46,953 We took over the lavatory. 937 01:09:47,870 --> 01:09:49,522 We just kept swapping out, each one of us, heh, going in. 938 01:09:49,756 --> 01:09:50,990 No one else in the whole airplane 939 01:09:51,124 --> 01:09:52,258 got to use the bathroom, heh-heh. 940 01:09:52,392 --> 01:09:54,994 Yeah. And you threw up in my hair. 941 01:09:55,128 --> 01:09:57,970 Twice. Yeah. 942 01:09:57,230 --> 01:09:59,990 What about last Christmas, 943 01:09:59,232 --> 01:10:02,535 when Grandma brought her new lover, Stefan? 944 01:10:02,769 --> 01:10:04,571 Oh, God. Stefan. 945 01:10:04,804 --> 01:10:07,140 They could not keep their hands off each other, huh? 946 01:10:07,273 --> 01:10:09,420 At least you guys didn't walk in on them. 947 01:10:09,175 --> 01:10:11,440 Yes, I did. 948 01:10:11,177 --> 01:10:12,512 Oh, no. You walked in on them too? 949 01:10:12,746 --> 01:10:14,781 Yeah, twice. 950 01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:22,155 ♪ Oh, take me away ♪ 951 01:10:39,973 --> 01:10:42,142 Okay, we have to get help. 952 01:10:42,275 --> 01:10:44,544 The guy at the museum lives on the other side of the road. 953 01:10:46,179 --> 01:10:48,348 You know, I don't know if I can go anywhere. 954 01:10:48,481 --> 01:10:50,917 Well, Raymond's kick-sled is out front. 955 01:10:51,510 --> 01:10:52,819 I think it's all downhill from here. 956 01:10:52,952 --> 01:10:53,920 I can make it. 957 01:10:54,540 --> 01:10:56,356 I'll come with you. Okay. 958 01:10:56,489 --> 01:10:57,424 Let's go, Dad. 959 01:10:59,459 --> 01:11:00,894 - Be careful. - Okay. 960 01:11:03,897 --> 01:11:05,650 - Good luck. - Okay. 961 01:11:25,218 --> 01:11:25,952 Go. 962 01:11:28,755 --> 01:11:30,323 Uh... They saw us. Let's go! 963 01:11:31,758 --> 01:11:33,626 - Dad, faster! - Go, go, go! 964 01:11:37,263 --> 01:11:38,598 Come on, Dad. Faster! 965 01:11:38,732 --> 01:11:40,967 - Run, run, run! Faster! - Go, Dad! Go! 966 01:11:45,939 --> 01:11:49,642 Okay, we need to be prepared in case they come for us. 967 01:11:49,776 --> 01:11:51,444 Any ideas? 968 01:11:51,578 --> 01:11:52,946 Fire seemed pretty effective. 969 01:11:53,179 --> 01:11:56,182 Do you have anything flammable in your room? 970 01:11:56,316 --> 01:11:59,486 I might have a bottle of moonshine. 971 01:12:00,820 --> 01:12:03,223 We need to have a talk about that later. 972 01:12:03,356 --> 01:12:04,357 But perfect. 973 01:12:32,318 --> 01:12:33,620 They have saw blades? 974 01:12:38,258 --> 01:12:39,325 Whoa. 975 01:12:43,763 --> 01:12:44,698 Here they come. 976 01:12:45,398 --> 01:12:47,534 Remember, don't look down. 977 01:12:57,577 --> 01:12:59,145 Whoa. 978 01:12:59,145 --> 01:13:01,781 I'll hit them with the next one! 979 01:13:02,282 --> 01:13:03,283 Pick up the pace! 980 01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:15,895 Whoa! 981 01:13:21,468 --> 01:13:23,336 I think we lost them. Yeah. 982 01:13:24,671 --> 01:13:25,905 There you go. Okay. 983 01:13:27,874 --> 01:13:28,842 Hm? 984 01:13:40,653 --> 01:13:43,656 Huh? What is this? 985 01:13:43,823 --> 01:13:45,425 I have no idea. 986 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,561 I looks completely useless. 987 01:13:52,332 --> 01:13:54,934 Totally useless. 988 01:13:55,168 --> 01:13:56,770 Shit. 989 01:14:14,587 --> 01:14:16,189 Hey, these things are pretty fun. 990 01:14:16,322 --> 01:14:17,357 Yeah. 991 01:14:18,825 --> 01:14:19,759 Yeah! 992 01:14:25,198 --> 01:14:27,667 Oh, no, no, no! We definitely didn't lose them. 993 01:14:29,903 --> 01:14:31,338 Oh, God, you're right. 994 01:14:33,306 --> 01:14:35,308 Brake, brake! Brake! 995 01:14:35,442 --> 01:14:36,676 It's back for revenge! 996 01:14:40,980 --> 01:14:42,916 Shit! 997 01:14:44,918 --> 01:14:46,453 Wild animal ahead! 998 01:14:56,596 --> 01:14:58,198 Aah--! 999 01:15:01,601 --> 01:15:03,403 Okay? Yeah. 1000 01:15:04,637 --> 01:15:06,639 Is that a house? I think so. 1001 01:15:07,707 --> 01:15:08,641 Come on. 1002 01:15:14,681 --> 01:15:15,849 I'm so sorry. 1003 01:15:17,617 --> 01:15:18,818 For what? 1004 01:15:18,952 --> 01:15:21,421 I know you've never accepted me as your mother. 1005 01:15:22,555 --> 01:15:23,990 And that you hate me. 1006 01:15:24,224 --> 01:15:26,393 And that's okay. I just... 1007 01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:28,261 You know, I just wish... 1008 01:15:29,696 --> 01:15:32,799 Carol, I don't hate you. 1009 01:15:32,932 --> 01:15:35,201 I'm 16. 1010 01:15:35,301 --> 01:15:37,670 You know, I'm a teenager. That's what teenagers do. 1011 01:15:37,804 --> 01:15:39,773 We torture our parents. 1012 01:15:40,907 --> 01:15:42,208 It actually just means 1013 01:15:42,342 --> 01:15:44,577 that I've accepted you a long time ago. 1014 01:15:47,313 --> 01:15:48,515 Oh, okay. 1015 01:15:56,222 --> 01:15:59,192 Well, as your mother, 1016 01:15:59,325 --> 01:16:01,661 I just wanna say you can be a real ***** sometimes. 1017 01:16:04,330 --> 01:16:05,265 Fair enough. 1018 01:16:37,197 --> 01:16:39,699 Stay back. Stay back, stay back. 1019 01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:41,468 Be careful, be careful. 1020 01:16:43,670 --> 01:16:45,438 Be careful, Carol. Be careful! 1021 01:16:45,572 --> 01:16:47,807 Run, run! Get help! 1022 01:16:47,941 --> 01:16:50,610 You sure? Yes! Get your coat. Go! 1023 01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:52,545 I'm right behind you, honey. Go! 1024 01:16:57,417 --> 01:16:58,818 Okay. 1025 01:16:58,952 --> 01:17:00,286 Okay. 1026 01:17:01,855 --> 01:17:03,356 Nice elves. 1027 01:17:03,490 --> 01:17:04,624 Stay. 1028 01:17:07,861 --> 01:17:11,164 Get back! Get back! Get back, you little-- 1029 01:17:16,603 --> 01:17:17,637 Oh, my God. 1030 01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:56,409 Stay back! 1031 01:19:03,476 --> 01:19:05,211 Mom! 1032 01:19:25,665 --> 01:19:26,966 Think happy thoughts. 1033 01:20:10,744 --> 01:20:13,313 Oh! 1034 01:20:35,435 --> 01:20:36,436 Oh, thank God. 1035 01:20:36,569 --> 01:20:37,971 We need your help. 1036 01:20:38,204 --> 01:20:39,673 Okay. What happened? 1037 01:20:39,806 --> 01:20:41,641 Angry elves. Yes. 1038 01:20:41,775 --> 01:20:43,710 Uh... Heh, elves? 1039 01:20:43,843 --> 01:20:45,545 They're real. They're trying to kill us. 1040 01:20:45,679 --> 01:20:48,682 Carol and Nora are still there. We have to save them. 1041 01:20:48,815 --> 01:20:51,284 Uh... 1042 01:20:52,819 --> 01:20:54,721 Do you think you could wait to answer 1043 01:20:54,854 --> 01:20:56,523 your Christmas calls until later? 1044 01:20:56,656 --> 01:20:57,924 But it's you. 1045 01:20:59,926 --> 01:21:01,227 May I? Look. 1046 01:21:01,361 --> 01:21:02,595 You are here, so... 1047 01:21:02,729 --> 01:21:05,131 - Hello? - They took her. 1048 01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:07,000 Bill, they took Nora! What? 1049 01:21:07,233 --> 01:21:08,935 I don't know where she is. Oh, no. 1050 01:21:09,169 --> 01:21:11,137 I can't find her. Oh, Jesus. 1051 01:21:11,271 --> 01:21:12,205 I'm sorry. 1052 01:21:12,939 --> 01:21:13,807 Uh... 1053 01:21:15,342 --> 01:21:17,977 Carol? Shit! 1054 01:21:18,211 --> 01:21:20,413 She's gonna be okay, bud. She's gonna be okay, buddy. 1055 01:21:20,547 --> 01:21:23,116 Uh, call the policewoman right now. 1056 01:21:23,249 --> 01:21:24,150 She's dead. 1057 01:21:24,284 --> 01:21:25,185 The sheriff is dead. 1058 01:21:25,318 --> 01:21:26,519 We watched her die. 1059 01:21:26,653 --> 01:21:28,188 What? Do you have a gun? 1060 01:21:28,321 --> 01:21:29,656 Do you have a gun? 1061 01:21:29,789 --> 01:21:31,658 No, no, no. I don't have any guns. 1062 01:21:31,791 --> 01:21:33,493 Why doesn't anyone here have guns? 1063 01:21:33,626 --> 01:21:35,161 Because this isn't America. 1064 01:21:35,295 --> 01:21:38,465 We don't go around and shoot each other in the face. 1065 01:21:38,598 --> 01:21:41,301 You see, in Norway, we believe in dialogue, 1066 01:21:41,401 --> 01:21:43,636 hearing each other, "What do you want?" "What do I want?" 1067 01:21:43,770 --> 01:21:45,605 "Let's meet at the middle." Finding solutions. 1068 01:21:45,739 --> 01:21:47,173 Like the Oslo Agreement. 1069 01:21:47,307 --> 01:21:48,808 Have you ever heard of the Oslo Agreement? 1070 01:21:48,942 --> 01:21:50,610 No. We negotiated peace 1071 01:21:50,744 --> 01:21:54,180 between Israel and the Palestinian people. 1072 01:21:54,314 --> 01:21:57,250 Sir-- And it didn't last, but-- 1073 01:21:57,384 --> 01:21:59,619 Okay! Thank you for the information. 1074 01:21:59,753 --> 01:22:01,388 Do you have a car? We need it. 1075 01:22:01,521 --> 01:22:02,956 Yes, I have. 1076 01:22:03,189 --> 01:22:05,792 Will you drive us to save my wife and daughter, please? 1077 01:22:05,925 --> 01:22:07,360 Absolutely. 1078 01:22:07,494 --> 01:22:09,295 Great. Let's go. 1079 01:22:09,429 --> 01:22:11,765 I will just go and get the keys in the kitchen. 1080 01:22:11,898 --> 01:22:14,000 Thank you. And I need to 1081 01:22:14,234 --> 01:22:16,503 put on some winter clothes. It's-- 1082 01:22:16,636 --> 01:22:17,971 Will you please hurry up? Yes. 1083 01:22:19,873 --> 01:22:21,107 Go faster, please. 1084 01:22:21,241 --> 01:22:23,209 Yes, but I have to take it 1085 01:22:23,343 --> 01:22:24,778 a little bit slowly... 1086 01:22:24,911 --> 01:22:27,614 because it's not legal to drink and drive here in Norway. 1087 01:22:27,747 --> 01:22:30,216 And I have drunken two liters of alcohol already. 1088 01:22:34,487 --> 01:22:35,755 - Be quiet. - They could be anywhere. 1089 01:22:43,329 --> 01:22:44,698 What the mother****er? 1090 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:48,401 Whoa. 1091 01:23:14,861 --> 01:23:15,795 They're real. 1092 01:23:18,732 --> 01:23:19,899 They definitely are. 1093 01:23:24,904 --> 01:23:27,540 What on earth did you do to make them so mad? 1094 01:23:28,908 --> 01:23:31,311 We broke all the rules. 1095 01:23:31,444 --> 01:23:33,279 What? All of them? 1096 01:23:33,413 --> 01:23:34,347 Yep. 1097 01:23:37,550 --> 01:23:38,585 Aye-yai-yai-yai. 1098 01:23:56,369 --> 01:23:58,638 Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai. 1099 01:24:17,357 --> 01:24:19,726 Okay. Okay, let's go. 1100 01:24:24,898 --> 01:24:27,133 You think Mom and Nora are down there? 1101 01:24:27,267 --> 01:24:29,235 Shit. 1102 01:24:29,369 --> 01:24:31,504 - Okay, careful, buddy. - Okay. 1103 01:24:41,648 --> 01:24:42,716 I-- I'm not surprised. 1104 01:24:44,651 --> 01:24:46,486 For hundreds of years, 1105 01:24:46,619 --> 01:24:48,321 humans and elves have been friends. 1106 01:24:49,456 --> 01:24:51,991 We fed them, they helped us. 1107 01:24:52,225 --> 01:24:54,594 I can only imagine their frustration. 1108 01:24:55,895 --> 01:24:57,364 Poor elves. 1109 01:24:57,497 --> 01:24:58,832 Whose side are you on? 1110 01:24:58,965 --> 01:25:00,233 What do you mean, "sides"? 1111 01:25:00,367 --> 01:25:01,468 When negotiating a peace, 1112 01:25:01,568 --> 01:25:03,503 it's important to understand both sides. 1113 01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:07,507 Raymond is dead, the sheriff is dead. 1114 01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,709 - There's no peace. - So, what's the alternative? 1115 01:25:09,843 --> 01:25:13,213 We kill them, they kill us, until there's no one left? 1116 01:25:13,346 --> 01:25:15,281 This isn't Detroit, Bill. 1117 01:25:20,220 --> 01:25:21,588 Have you ever heard of Mother Teresa? 1118 01:25:21,721 --> 01:25:22,655 Okay, shut up. 1119 01:25:54,187 --> 01:25:55,722 Oh, my God. Mom! 1120 01:25:57,824 --> 01:26:00,260 Nora! Lucas! 1121 01:26:00,393 --> 01:26:01,795 - Nora! - Lucas! 1122 01:26:03,363 --> 01:26:04,297 Mom! 1123 01:26:05,331 --> 01:26:06,232 Honey. 1124 01:26:06,366 --> 01:26:07,801 Oh, my God, you're alive. 1125 01:26:10,403 --> 01:26:12,138 Oh, sweetie. Untie us. 1126 01:26:12,272 --> 01:26:13,406 I'm trying, I'm trying. 1127 01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:17,444 - Oh, my God. - Oh, no, no. 1128 01:26:24,184 --> 01:26:27,520 What, they have guns now? What...? 1129 01:26:36,229 --> 01:26:38,164 My name is - 1130 01:26:38,865 --> 01:26:40,700 - Tor Voge. 1131 01:26:44,804 --> 01:26:47,374 My name is Tor Åge. 1132 01:26:52,579 --> 01:26:55,382 I think if we can sit down... 1133 01:26:56,683 --> 01:26:58,718 and talk to each other, 1134 01:26:58,852 --> 01:27:00,387 we can find a solution... 1135 01:27:01,855 --> 01:27:04,591 that fits both sides. 1136 01:27:11,531 --> 01:27:13,633 Have you heard about the Oslo Agreement? 1137 01:27:16,836 --> 01:27:18,538 Huh? 1138 01:27:19,673 --> 01:27:22,375 It's a peace agreement between Israel-- 1139 01:27:24,811 --> 01:27:27,247 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! No! 1140 01:27:35,989 --> 01:27:39,159 Come forward, brothers! 1141 01:27:45,331 --> 01:27:48,435 Let the humans die! 1142 01:27:53,573 --> 01:27:56,576 Let them suffer. 1143 01:28:03,316 --> 01:28:04,684 - Bill! - I'm trying. 1144 01:28:04,818 --> 01:28:06,252 Try harder! 1145 01:28:06,386 --> 01:28:08,221 I'm trying as hard as I can! 1146 01:28:22,802 --> 01:28:25,338 - What are you doing? - Mom, Dad! He's a friend! 1147 01:28:31,344 --> 01:28:34,481 Come on, come on, come on! Let's go, let's go, let's go! 1148 01:28:41,788 --> 01:28:43,390 Mother****-- 1149 01:29:05,578 --> 01:29:06,579 Hurry! 1150 01:29:13,953 --> 01:29:16,623 Why does he have the only gun in Norway? 1151 01:29:20,326 --> 01:29:21,528 Uh... 1152 01:29:23,596 --> 01:29:25,598 No, no. Oh, no. 1153 01:29:30,704 --> 01:29:31,638 Oh, my God. 1154 01:29:33,306 --> 01:29:34,941 Okay. It's okay. 1155 01:29:36,276 --> 01:29:40,213 You helped them, traitor. 1156 01:29:40,380 --> 01:29:41,915 This has gone too far. 1157 01:29:45,418 --> 01:29:47,454 Stay back! Stay back! 1158 01:29:47,454 --> 01:29:48,688 Move. 1159 01:29:49,356 --> 01:29:51,191 The humans must die. 1160 01:29:51,358 --> 01:29:53,626 They are our friends! 1161 01:30:06,390 --> 01:30:08,740 Worthless piece of shit! 1162 01:30:08,740 --> 01:30:09,409 Up the ladder. Quick! 1163 01:30:10,176 --> 01:30:13,113 You asked for it. 1164 01:30:14,848 --> 01:30:15,982 Stay back! 1165 01:30:16,216 --> 01:30:17,517 Hurry up! I'm coming, I'm coming. 1166 01:30:31,564 --> 01:30:33,700 Let's go! Let's go! 1167 01:30:39,406 --> 01:30:40,507 Come on, Dad. 1168 01:30:44,444 --> 01:30:46,312 Nora, what are you doing? 1169 01:30:46,446 --> 01:30:48,448 Guys, come on. Let's go! Come on! 1170 01:30:48,581 --> 01:30:49,683 I got this. 1171 01:30:59,759 --> 01:31:01,394 We got this. You go. 1172 01:31:04,364 --> 01:31:06,399 Go! Okay. 1173 01:31:23,717 --> 01:31:25,719 Ooh. 1174 01:31:35,595 --> 01:31:38,331 Merry Christmas, you little ****ers. 1175 01:31:52,579 --> 01:31:53,847 Oh, shit. Let's go! 1176 01:32:01,654 --> 01:32:02,689 Whoa! 1177 01:32:12,799 --> 01:32:13,867 You did it! Yeah. 1178 01:32:15,402 --> 01:32:17,437 Are you okay? Oh, God. You all right? 1179 01:32:17,570 --> 01:32:18,938 Oh, thank God. 1180 01:32:28,648 --> 01:32:31,151 There goes the happy barn. 1181 01:32:31,284 --> 01:32:32,786 Yeah. Well... 1182 01:32:41,428 --> 01:32:42,829 Hey, guys! 1183 01:32:42,962 --> 01:32:44,364 I'm fine. 1184 01:32:44,497 --> 01:32:45,999 No, no, no. No danger. 1185 01:32:46,232 --> 01:32:48,935 These guys won't harm you. They want peace, ha-ha-ha! 1186 01:32:49,202 --> 01:32:51,304 Yes, I knew it. 1187 01:32:51,438 --> 01:32:53,406 All it took was a little bit of dialogue, 1188 01:32:53,540 --> 01:32:55,642 a little bit of mutual understanding, 1189 01:32:55,775 --> 01:32:57,544 and we came to a peaceful agreement. 1190 01:32:58,678 --> 01:32:59,612 Right, guys? 1191 01:32:59,746 --> 01:33:01,448 We had a long, friendly chat-- 1192 01:33:11,691 --> 01:33:14,661 So why are you burning down the barn? 1193 01:33:16,496 --> 01:33:18,798 It was either us or them, so... 1194 01:33:23,370 --> 01:33:24,504 Poor little guy. 1195 01:33:26,439 --> 01:33:27,874 He's lost his home now, so... 1196 01:33:30,343 --> 01:33:31,611 where's he supposed to go? 1197 01:33:36,249 --> 01:33:38,251 Can he live with us? 1198 01:33:38,385 --> 01:33:40,587 Honey, he can't stay here. 1199 01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:43,656 We'd just piss him off again. 1200 01:33:43,790 --> 01:33:45,592 Yeah, sorry, buddy. Your mom's right. 1201 01:34:01,474 --> 01:34:02,409 Huh? 1202 01:34:03,276 --> 01:34:04,544 What? 1203 01:34:07,213 --> 01:34:08,415 So here we are. 1204 01:34:08,548 --> 01:34:10,884 Welcome to my museum. 1205 01:34:12,252 --> 01:34:14,754 As you see, really old-fashioned, 1206 01:34:14,888 --> 01:34:17,657 simple houses with no electricity. 1207 01:34:17,791 --> 01:34:20,193 And absolutely no visitors. 1208 01:34:20,326 --> 01:34:23,563 So peaceful and quiet. It's perfect for an elf. 1209 01:34:23,697 --> 01:34:24,898 And you're an elf. 1210 01:34:28,601 --> 01:34:31,404 I'll see you around... friend. 1211 01:34:37,544 --> 01:34:40,747 You have to promise me you'll take good care of him. 1212 01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:42,682 It will be an honor. 1213 01:34:42,816 --> 01:34:46,519 Like 20 minutes ago, we were all trying to kill each other, 1214 01:34:46,653 --> 01:34:48,755 but sure, let's all be friends now. 1215 01:34:48,888 --> 01:34:49,789 **** me. 1216 01:34:51,691 --> 01:34:52,559 Look. What? 1217 01:34:52,759 --> 01:34:54,527 What the hell? 1218 01:34:58,331 --> 01:34:59,532 Wow. 1219 01:34:59,666 --> 01:35:03,303 It's happening. It's happening. I love it here. 1220 01:35:15,582 --> 01:35:16,850 When all is said and done... 1221 01:35:18,585 --> 01:35:20,820 this was a pretty good Christmas. 1222 01:35:23,323 --> 01:35:25,959 Are you kidding? It was a nightmare, Dad. 1223 01:35:26,192 --> 01:35:27,560 People died. 1224 01:35:27,694 --> 01:35:29,262 Yes, I know, sure. 1225 01:35:29,396 --> 01:35:31,331 But look at us, huh? 1226 01:35:31,464 --> 01:35:33,967 As a family, we all bonded. 1227 01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:35,402 That's priceless. 1228 01:35:38,238 --> 01:35:42,375 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ The snow's coming down ♪ 1229 01:35:42,509 --> 01:35:46,379 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪ 1230 01:35:46,513 --> 01:35:50,383 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ Lots of people around ♪ 1231 01:35:50,517 --> 01:35:54,154 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 1232 01:35:54,287 --> 01:35:58,191 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ The church bells in town ♪ 1233 01:35:58,324 --> 01:36:02,195 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ All ringing in song ♪ 1234 01:36:02,328 --> 01:36:06,166 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ Full of happy sounds ♪ 1235 01:36:06,299 --> 01:36:10,300 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 1236 01:36:10,236 --> 01:36:14,207 ♪ They're singing "Deck The Halls" ♪ 1237 01:36:14,341 --> 01:36:17,811 ♪ But it's not Like Christmas at all ♪ 1238 01:36:17,944 --> 01:36:21,948 ♪ 'Cause I remember When you were here ♪ 1239 01:36:22,182 --> 01:36:25,752 ♪ And all the fun we had Last year ♪ 1240 01:36:25,885 --> 01:36:29,589 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪ 1241 01:36:29,723 --> 01:36:33,593 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ I'm watching them shine ♪ 1242 01:36:33,727 --> 01:36:37,564 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ You should be here with me ♪ 1243 01:36:37,697 --> 01:36:41,534 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 1244 01:36:57,784 --> 01:37:01,321 ♪ They're singing "Deck The Halls" ♪ 1245 01:37:01,454 --> 01:37:05,291 ♪ But it's not Like Christmas at all ♪ 1246 01:37:05,425 --> 01:37:09,295 ♪ 'Cause I remember When you were here ♪ 1247 01:37:09,429 --> 01:37:13,166 ♪ And all the fun we had Last year ♪ 1248 01:37:13,299 --> 01:37:16,970 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ If there was a way ♪ 1249 01:37:17,203 --> 01:37:20,774 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ I'd hold back this tear ♪ 1250 01:37:20,907 --> 01:37:24,978 ♪ Christmas ♪ ♪ But it's Christmas day ♪ 1251 01:37:25,211 --> 01:37:26,980 ♪ Please ♪ ♪ Please ♪ 1252 01:37:27,213 --> 01:37:28,815 ♪ Please ♪ ♪ Please ♪ 1253 01:37:28,948 --> 01:37:30,684 ♪ Please, please ♪ ♪ Please, please ♪ 1254 01:37:30,817 --> 01:37:32,652 ♪ Please, please ♪ ♪ Please, please ♪ 1255 01:37:32,786 --> 01:37:34,688 ♪ Please ♪ ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 1256 01:37:34,821 --> 01:37:36,723 ♪ Christmas ♪ 1257 01:37:36,856 --> 01:37:40,760 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪ 1258 01:37:40,894 --> 01:37:44,664 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪ 1259 01:37:44,798 --> 01:37:47,467 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪ 1260 01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:52,172 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪ 1261 01:37:52,305 --> 01:37:56,209 ♪ I need you, I need you ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪ 1262 01:37:56,343 --> 01:38:00,613 ♪ Please come home ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪ 1263 01:38:01,815 --> 01:38:05,485 ♪ Christmas ♪ 1264 01:38:09,589 --> 01:38:11,758 ♪ There's snow on the road ♪ 1265 01:38:11,891 --> 01:38:13,827 ♪ And it's icy cold ♪ 1266 01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:16,262 ♪ I can't wait To see your face ♪ 1267 01:38:16,396 --> 01:38:18,231 ♪ As soon as I get home ♪ 1268 01:38:18,365 --> 01:38:20,700 ♪ Got the car fully packed ♪ 1269 01:38:20,834 --> 01:38:23,103 ♪ Filled with presents In fact ♪ 1270 01:38:23,236 --> 01:38:24,704 ♪ Got a tree on the roof ♪ 1271 01:38:24,838 --> 01:38:27,374 ♪ Driving giddy Like a 10-year-old ♪ 1272 01:38:27,507 --> 01:38:30,243 ♪ But then bang ♪ ♪ Bang ♪ 1273 01:38:30,377 --> 01:38:32,512 ♪ Bang ♪ ♪ Bang ♪ 1274 01:38:32,645 --> 01:38:37,150 ♪ Bang, I hear something Oh, damn ♪ 1275 01:38:37,283 --> 01:38:41,421 ♪ Oh dear, oh dear What's in my rearview mirror? ♪ 1276 01:38:41,554 --> 01:38:46,192 ♪ A moose or a deer, oh I think I killed Rudolph ♪ 1277 01:38:46,326 --> 01:38:50,764 ♪ This Christmas ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪ 1278 01:38:50,897 --> 01:38:53,266 ♪ Ice on the road Blood on the snow ♪ 1279 01:38:53,400 --> 01:39:00,140 ♪ I think that I killed Rudolph This Christmas ♪ 1280 01:39:00,273 --> 01:39:02,442 ♪ Ice on the nose Red and it goes ♪ 1281 01:39:02,575 --> 01:39:05,779 ♪ Head, it exploded On my hood ♪ 1282 01:39:05,912 --> 01:39:08,682 ♪ This ain't good ♪ 1283 01:39:08,815 --> 01:39:11,184 ♪ Then I'm sorry, dear Santa ♪ 1284 01:39:11,317 --> 01:39:13,586 ♪ I think I killed Rudolph ♪ 1285 01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:18,224 ♪ This Christmas ♪ ♪ Christmas ♪ 1286 01:39:18,358 --> 01:39:21,394 ♪ I hope you can still Find your way ♪ 1287 01:39:23,196 --> 01:39:25,231 ♪ Bang ♪ ♪ Bang ♪ 1288 01:39:25,365 --> 01:39:27,434 ♪ Bang ♪ ♪ Bang ♪ 1289 01:39:27,567 --> 01:39:30,704 ♪ Bang, I hear something Oh, damn ♪