1 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,869 Oh, great and mighty Rapu... 2 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:39,973 we pray to you for water and sustenance. 3 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:45,512 I pray to you, not for me, but for my daughter. 4 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,284 I'm tired. 5 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:07,527 You have suffered. 6 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,230 Come to me. 7 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:13,366 Come to me. 8 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,141 You have suffered. 9 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,313 Come to me. 10 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,827 You have suffered. 11 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,204 What do we have here? 12 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:27,741 Look at it. 13 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:29,676 It's gobbling up all my fruit. 14 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,447 Rapu. 15 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:39,252 Bringer of Light. 16 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,687 Oh, it's one of mine. 17 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:45,525 I am Gorr, the last of your disciples. 18 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:48,595 We have lost everything, my lord. 19 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,397 The land is dry. 20 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,732 All life is lost. 21 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:57,170 But our faith in you never wavered and now we await the promise... 22 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:00,707 of the eternal reward. 23 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,109 Is this why you celebrate? 24 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,514 He thinks there's an eternal reward. 25 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,520 No. No, sorry. 26 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,889 There's no eternal reward for you, dog! 27 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,360 What we're celebrating is a fresh kill. 28 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,563 We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword... 29 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,131 -You have suffered. -...before he could harm... 30 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,567 -any other gods with that cursed blade. -If it's revenge you seek. 31 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,103 He threatened to end my entire empire. 32 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,238 But, my lord... 33 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,308 your empire has already ended. 34 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,811 There's no one left to worship you. 35 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:40,413 There'll be more followers to replace you. 36 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:41,815 There always are. 37 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:43,750 We have suffered... 38 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,870 and we have starved. 39 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,858 My daughter died... 40 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,762 -in your name. -And well you should. 41 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,865 Suffering for your gods is your only purpose. 42 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,267 There's nothing for you after death. 43 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:02,802 Except death. 44 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,272 You are no god. 45 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,514 I renounce you. 46 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:24,724 Now your meaningless life finally does have a purpose. 47 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,361 To sacrifice yourself to me. 48 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:33,867 If it's revenge you seek... 49 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,690 ...kill all the gods. 50 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,710 Go to Eternity. 51 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:41,207 If it's revenge you seek... 52 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:44,377 summon the Bifrost. 53 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:45,745 Go to Eternity. 54 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:48,915 -Kill all the gods. -Summon the Bifrost. 55 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:50,216 Go to Eternity. 56 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:53,620 Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. 57 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,768 The sword chose you. 58 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,571 You are now cursed! 59 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:12,839 Funny. 60 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,750 It doesn't feel like a curse. 61 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,347 Feels like a promise. 62 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,416 So, this is my vow. 63 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,521 All gods will die. 64 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,302 Come, come, gather round. 65 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:19,706 And listen to the legend of the Space Viking. 66 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:25,478 AKA the God of Thunder. AKA Thor Odinson. 67 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,187 Raised in the way of the warrior... 68 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,790 Thor was taught to help win battles... 69 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,326 fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good. 70 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,433 He grew and he grew and he grew. 71 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,336 He was sensitive, like a smile. 72 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,739 And his loving nature did not discriminate. 73 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:59,646 But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda. 74 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,182 Wait. No. Jane Foster. 75 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:08,121 In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days. 76 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,422 His mum. 77 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:10,790 His dad. 78 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:12,125 And that guy. 79 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,393 And that guy. 80 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,694 And whoever that is. 81 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:15,962 And Heimdall. 82 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,300 And his brother. 83 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,566 And his brother, again. 84 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,767 And again. 85 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,380 Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode. 86 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,941 And then he said, "What have I done?" 87 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,945 It seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost. 88 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,981 And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod... 89 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,617 so it could never be broken again. 90 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:41,688 But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting. 91 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:45,425 He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy... 92 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,994 and set off on some classic Thor adventures. 93 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,630 He got in shape. 94 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,998 Putting in the hard yards. 95 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:56,169 Turning pains into gains, and never skipping leg day. 96 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,640 He went from Dad Bod to God Bod. 97 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:03,977 But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod... 98 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,278 just trying to get out. 99 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:11,151 Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years... 100 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:14,454 couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside. 101 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,191 So he gave up his search for love... 102 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,280 accepting that he was only good for one thing... 103 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,499 Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say... 104 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:30,203 "Thor, we need your help to win this battle." 105 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:32,939 Thor. 106 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,108 We need your help to win this battle. 107 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,443 Let's go. 108 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,645 Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker. 109 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,213 Back to work. 110 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,316 We must hurry, okay? 111 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,752 People are dying. 112 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:46,953 See you down there. 113 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,992 Hurry up! 114 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,705 Give me those. You're gonna break 'em. 115 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,740 I am Groot! 116 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,876 You got sap all over it. 117 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,348 -Hello, everybody. -Well, well, look who it is. 118 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:16,816 How are we doing, guys? 119 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,318 Terrible! 120 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,353 We're all about to die. 121 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,822 You said this planet would be a relaxing holiday. 122 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,859 I said it was going to be, "Like a relaxing holiday." 123 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:29,195 But look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn. 124 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,897 What could be more relaxing than that? 125 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,966 An actual holiday! 126 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:35,168 Die Booskan scum! 127 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:39,406 God of Thunder. 128 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,840 King Yakan. 129 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,510 You have finally joined our fight. 130 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,346 Well, as they say, "Better late than not at all." 131 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,810 Yes, it's very nice. 132 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,284 As you know, we used to live in a peaceful oasis. 133 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,354 -But then our gods were murdered. -Murdered? 134 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:57,557 And now our sacred temple has been left unguarded... 135 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,460 and Habooska's hordes took control of its power. 136 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,300 It is our most sacred shrine and he desecrates it. 137 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,198 Not for long. 138 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,837 King Yakan, tell them what happened here today. 139 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,273 Tell of the time that Thor... 140 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:18,111 and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados... 141 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,146 turned the tide of the battle... 142 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,415 and etched their names in history. 143 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:25,785 For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free... 144 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,870 Here it comes. 145 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:31,291 This ends here and now! 146 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,410 He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No. 147 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,540 Well done, everybody. 148 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,424 We can collectively take credit for that because we worked as a team. 149 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,610 We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy... 150 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,863 with minimal loss or damage. 151 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,639 What a classic Thor adventure! 152 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,740 Hurrah! 153 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,990 Good book? 154 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,300 Yeah. 155 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,202 I wrote it. 156 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,772 Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster? 157 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,107 I am. 158 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,909 -Hi. 159 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,644 How's the Einstein-Rosen Bridge? 160 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,212 It's tough. 161 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,580 -Yeah. -Really tough. 162 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,482 It's... You need a 3D model. 163 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,117 You ever see Event Horizon? 164 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,318 No. 165 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,954 -Interstellar? -No. 166 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,923 That movie explains everything really clearly. 167 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,459 All right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge... 168 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,229 folds space, so that point A and point B... 169 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,165 coexist in space and time. 170 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:00,800 Like that. 171 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,400 You just ruined your own book. 172 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,839 Yeah, but now you understand wormholes. 173 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:09,609 Watch those movies. 174 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,111 -Okay. 175 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,580 Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it. 176 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,789 So, how's it going? 177 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:26,192 It's going amazing. 178 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,267 Have you told anyone else besides me? 179 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:39,272 When people find out they start acting weird. They're just different. 180 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,841 I don't need that in my life right now. 181 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,643 Anyway, it's not that serious. 182 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,311 Jane, it's Stage Four. 183 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,647 Out of, like, how many stages? 184 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,382 Four. 185 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,717 That we know about. 186 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,290 Oh, you have somewhere else you gotta be right now... 187 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,159 that's more important than chemo? 188 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,560 No. 189 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,703 You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you? 190 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,638 I have a few ideas I'm trying. 191 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,573 Okay, no, time out. 192 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,643 I know you think your lab work is something you have to do... 193 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,346 otherwise you're letting down all of civilization... 194 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,683 but you're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you... 195 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,218 so let me translate. 196 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,787 Slow down. 197 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,923 You need your energy to fight this thing. 198 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,560 I'll fight it my way, okay? 199 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,610 Well, FYI... 200 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,898 "my way" does not have to equal alone in a lab. 201 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,903 Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card. 202 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,205 It's not a card. 203 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,206 Yes, it is. 204 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,674 -There's no card. -There's a card. 205 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,210 It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous. 206 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,745 It's a handsome card. 207 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,680 -Jane, are you sure? -Look, Darcy... 208 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,983 I will figure this out by myself. 209 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,694 Results are still coming back the same. 210 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,163 I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect. 211 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,933 I'm so sorry, Jane. 212 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:18,571 If there's anything I can do, or if you just wanna talk, call me. 213 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,329 Smell like a king, because you're worthy. 214 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:17,864 Old Spice. 215 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,835 Cut! 216 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,164 Look at this place. It's beautiful. 217 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,732 Home. 218 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,670 Yes, home, Father. 219 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,236 We're here to take you home. 220 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,172 Yes. To planet Asgard. 221 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,708 Asgard is not a planet, my sons. 222 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,444 It is people. It is you! 223 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:09,282 And now, it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm. 224 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,753 I will take my place... 225 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,823 in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla... 226 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,292 the resting place of the gods. 227 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,428 Oh, one more thing. 228 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,596 You have a sister. 229 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,535 And so now, I turn into godly stardust... 230 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,737 and say farewell. 231 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,405 Oh, look. 232 00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:34,908 Do you see? It's happening. 233 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,310 I'm disappearing. 234 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,316 No! 235 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,551 Father! 236 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,121 But wait! Brother! 237 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,792 An ominous portal hath appeared behind us. 238 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461 Transform! 239 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,973 I am Hela, Goddess of Death. 240 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:12,112 Now, I return to Asgard to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne... 241 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,470 and no one will stop me! 242 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,181 Join me or die! 243 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,650 We will never join you, witch! Mjolnir! 244 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,823 Impossible! 245 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,193 I broke your hammer! 246 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,795 Time to die! 247 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,263 Bifrost! 248 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,544 You can almost feel the power... 249 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,514 of these magnificent and immovable stones. 250 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,383 Okay. Let's head back to the village... 251 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,486 where we can drink some real Asgardian mead. 252 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,255 Come on. 253 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,758 God of Disaster... 254 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,194 we thank you. 255 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:38,640 We feared we would be at war forever without the protection of our gods... 256 00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:41,234 but now, peace shall reign. 257 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:45,205 In return for your service, please accept these gifts. 258 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:51,244 As is tradition, the protectors of our world are bestowed with great beasts. 259 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:54,748 Giant goats! 260 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,983 Look at those! They are wonderful. 261 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,919 Korg, look at that. Those things are beautiful. 262 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:02,355 King Yakan, thank you so much. 263 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,257 Listen, about the temple... 264 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,592 I don't wanna talk about the temple. 265 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,460 I know, but if we were to talk about it, I think it's important... 266 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,620 -It's making me sad. -...to life and material objects... 267 00:22:09,229 --> 00:22:10,563 -And mad. -Okay, I'll stop talking. 268 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,365 Don't forget the goats. 269 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,801 Which you accepted, and now must take with you. 270 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,102 No backsies. 271 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:20,206 -They are beautiful. -Yes, they are beautiful. 272 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,642 They also scream quite a lot. 273 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:23,743 They'll be fine. 274 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,712 I am Groot. 275 00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:28,648 We need to find the damn remote so we can download the distress signal! 276 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,717 Retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote? 277 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:32,118 One of your goats probably ate it! 278 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,540 Goats didn't eat the remote. Don't be ridiculous. 279 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,555 Well, I ain't digging through their crap. 280 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,358 I love them! They should live with us forever! 281 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:39,626 Found the remote! 282 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:40,827 I'm putting them down. 283 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:41,928 -Me too. -Is it working or not? 284 00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:43,463 No, it's not workin'. It's not charged. 285 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,231 -Well, maybe you need to find a charger... -Get out of my way! 286 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,933 Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! 287 00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:50,503 -Korg, you okay? -Yeah, bro. All good. 288 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:53,206 All right. Everybody, just relax. The goats are gonna be fine. 289 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,941 If not, we can just use them for meat... 290 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:57,777 ...ting people. 291 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,979 Meeting people. They're a great conversation starter. 292 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,415 And I've been told you can summon them with a special whistle... 293 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:03,683 that goes something like this... 294 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,852 No, that's not it. 295 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,520 No, that's not it. You have a go. 296 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,890 No, that's not it. 297 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:10,924 -Oh, hey, guys. -Kraglin! 298 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:12,580 No, that's not it. 299 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,494 -You been here this whole time? -Yeah, you said to stay with the ship. 300 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:16,930 This is Glenda. We're married. 301 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:18,965 I am Groot. 302 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,701 What did we tell you about jumpin' into new relationships? 303 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,136 That I shouldn't be doing that. 304 00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:25,872 Yeah, you can't get married on every single planet we land on. 305 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,507 I am Groot. 306 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,509 Finally! 307 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,478 All right, here we go. Distress calls. 308 00:23:32,450 --> 00:23:34,848 Please help us! The God Butcher has found us! 309 00:23:35,150 --> 00:23:36,149 God Butcher? 310 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:37,951 He left them hanging as a warning. 311 00:23:38,118 --> 00:23:39,886 Look at all of these gods, murdered. 312 00:23:40,530 --> 00:23:43,656 Our greatest champions, now laid to waste. 313 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:44,991 The horror. 314 00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:46,526 Who could have done something like this? 315 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,661 Thor, where are you? 316 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,430 Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back. 317 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:52,899 Play that one. 318 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:55,902 -Thor, where are you? -Sif? 319 00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:57,370 We need you here. 320 00:23:58,710 --> 00:23:59,706 My friend is in danger. We must go at once. 321 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,441 Start the ship, my friends. 322 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,610 I don't know, maybe we should split up. 323 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:06,746 So many people to save, I mean, look at all of these distress... 324 00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:08,348 calls. 325 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:12,719 Thor. 326 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,220 You gonna be okay? 327 00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:17,900 I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing. 328 00:24:17,357 --> 00:24:18,992 Alas, it's something I'll never have. 329 00:24:19,159 --> 00:24:20,527 Buddy, if I may... 330 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:22,950 You may. 331 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:26,199 After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are. 332 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:28,635 I've been lost before. 333 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,338 But then I found meaning, I found love. 334 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,641 And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts. 335 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:39,479 But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty. 336 00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:44,584 My hope for you is that one day you will find something... 337 00:24:45,510 --> 00:24:47,253 to make you feel this shitty. 338 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,123 I have loved before. It didn't work out. 339 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:54,600 They either die a grismal death or they dump you with a handwritten letter. 340 00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:57,497 I don't know which is worse, but it's why I keep everyone at arm's length. 341 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,569 You've grown too attached. Damn it, I knew this would happen. 342 00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:04,604 You must go. I'll find Sif. 343 00:25:05,372 --> 00:25:08,740 You answer the other calls. The galaxy needs its Guardians. 344 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:10,610 -Cool, yeah. We were just leaving... -I know it hurts. 345 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:12,512 But it's better this way. You have to trust me. 346 00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:15,115 To ease the pain, why don't you... 347 00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:18,618 take this ship here as a parting farewell gift? 348 00:25:19,386 --> 00:25:20,587 You're giving me my ship? 349 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:22,880 Yes, she's yours. 350 00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:24,924 May you make as many memories with her as I have. 351 00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:26,593 She's a temperamental old lass. 352 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,620 Will serve you well in a tight pickle. 353 00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:30,363 -I'll start the ship. -Thank you. 354 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:31,798 Goodbye, old friend. 355 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,734 A human handshake... 356 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,703 to the Asgardian shake. 357 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:39,406 Into the snake that you cannot trust. 358 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:41,574 You're really dragging this out. 359 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:44,577 And finish with the classic Asgardian high one. 360 00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:49,649 Let's go. 361 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:52,180 Take care of my crew. This is gonna be hard for them. 362 00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:53,186 Hurry up! 363 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,387 Not her. 364 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:55,855 Remember what I told you. 365 00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:58,291 You ever feel lost... 366 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,428 just look into the eyes of the people that you love. 367 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,830 They'll tell you exactly who you are. 368 00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:09,202 All right. Bye. 369 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:15,375 For what it's worth, let's cling to the good memories. 370 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:19,679 We Asgardians say, "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens. 371 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:23,283 "I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead and..." 372 00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:27,454 -They're gone. -Alone again. Just me and you. 373 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:28,788 Stormbreaker! 374 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:31,758 Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe! 375 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:36,596 So what do we do now, bro? 376 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,131 Let's go get Sif! 377 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,415 Who or what is that? 378 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,718 Falligar, God of the Falligarians. 379 00:26:59,219 --> 00:27:01,221 One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet. 380 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:03,990 Oh, no. 381 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:14,701 Sif, it's me, Thor. 382 00:27:15,268 --> 00:27:16,269 Odinson? 383 00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:17,871 You're missing an arm. 384 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:19,205 I'm gonna get you home. 385 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:21,274 No! Leave me here. 386 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,410 I want to die a warrior's death. 387 00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:25,645 On the battlefield. In battle. 388 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:28,682 And then I can claim my place in Valhalla. 389 00:27:29,249 --> 00:27:31,117 Oh, I hate to break it to you... 390 00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:34,287 but for a warrior to get into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle. 391 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:37,230 -You survived. -Oh, shit. 392 00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:39,392 Maybe your arm is in Valhalla. 393 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,262 What happened here? 394 00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,364 I've been hunting a madman. 395 00:27:44,531 --> 00:27:46,599 I followed him here, but it was a trap. 396 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:47,767 Who is this madman? 397 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:50,570 The God Butcher is coming. 398 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:53,730 He seeks the extinction of the gods. 399 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,800 Asgard is next. 400 00:29:45,485 --> 00:29:46,519 Look, it's Thor! 401 00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:48,655 -Thor! -Take Sif to the infirmary. 402 00:29:48,822 --> 00:29:49,823 Hey! 403 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,124 Who'd you piss off now? 404 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:52,759 This is not my fault. I've never even seen these things... 405 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:53,760 whatever the hell they are. 406 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,128 Welcome back. 407 00:30:20,553 --> 00:30:21,721 Who's the new guy? 408 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,591 That guy? You're gonna love that guy. 409 00:30:39,406 --> 00:30:41,341 Mjolnir! Mjolnir! 410 00:30:41,474 --> 00:30:42,542 It's me, Thor. 411 00:30:42,709 --> 00:30:43,943 Have you seen my hammer? 412 00:30:44,544 --> 00:30:45,545 Mjolnir, here, boy. 413 00:30:47,781 --> 00:30:49,490 Mjolnir? 414 00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:54,387 Mjolnir. 415 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,594 You're back! 416 00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:06,199 Mjolnir! 417 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:34,961 Excuse me. 418 00:31:35,128 --> 00:31:36,996 Hello. That's my hammer you've got there. 419 00:31:38,465 --> 00:31:39,833 And that's my look. 420 00:31:47,607 --> 00:31:48,608 Hey! 421 00:31:50,944 --> 00:31:52,112 Enough tomfoolery. 422 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,447 Why don't you take off that mask and reveal yourself? 423 00:31:54,614 --> 00:31:55,615 Come on. 424 00:31:57,517 --> 00:31:58,518 Hey. 425 00:31:59,152 --> 00:32:00,320 Jane? 426 00:32:05,859 --> 00:32:08,895 Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. 427 00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:14,634 He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science. 428 00:32:15,869 --> 00:32:18,304 And although they were from different worlds... 429 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:21,741 somehow, it just made sense. 430 00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:26,613 And together they embarked on a journey of love. 431 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,654 Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior... 432 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:39,826 And Jane taught Thor the way of the people. 433 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:45,365 And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper. 434 00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:50,503 She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir? 435 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:56,476 I need you to promise me you'll always protect her. 436 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:00,800 I love you too, buddy. 437 00:33:01,681 --> 00:33:05,251 And love that deep has a way of becoming magical. 438 00:33:08,955 --> 00:33:11,570 Thor set his sights toward a future... 439 00:33:11,224 --> 00:33:13,259 and all it might hold. 440 00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:21,701 But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life. 441 00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:24,537 And although Jane didn't want to admit it... 442 00:33:24,704 --> 00:33:27,400 she was scared of loss as well. 443 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,779 And so, they built walls between them. 444 00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:35,715 Thor got busy saving humanity. 445 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:37,517 Heimdall! 446 00:33:38,885 --> 00:33:41,154 And Jane got busy doing the same. 447 00:33:41,621 --> 00:33:43,456 Real busy. 448 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:48,695 And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear. 449 00:33:54,601 --> 00:33:55,969 Something had to give. 450 00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:59,739 I have to stay up all night to go through this data. Okay? 451 00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:01,941 And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up. 452 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:04,277 -There's two plates! -It's two plates and two forks! 453 00:34:08,581 --> 00:34:10,650 And then, one night, it did give. 454 00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:13,853 Jane wrote a note. 455 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:17,123 And Thor read that note. 456 00:34:18,925 --> 00:34:21,561 And their legend suddenly became myth. 457 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:24,998 Or so they thought. 458 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:29,602 You okay? 459 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:32,605 Yeah, it's a little hot in... 460 00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:34,741 Startin' to feel... 461 00:34:34,974 --> 00:34:37,777 It's claustrophobic with the helmet. 462 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,490 How? 463 00:34:46,186 --> 00:34:47,454 Can we talk about this later? 464 00:34:47,987 --> 00:34:48,988 Yeah, sure. 465 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:50,357 Great seeing you. 466 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:53,226 What? 467 00:34:59,632 --> 00:35:01,868 Kill all the gods. 468 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:42,342 Hey. Is that the Necrosword? 469 00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:44,811 That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories. 470 00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:47,881 Then you know this is going to hurt. 471 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:49,649 Pain. 472 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:52,185 What is pain but a construct invented by the weak? 473 00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:53,586 Okay, that's very sharp! 474 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:03,897 Ready? 475 00:36:04,764 --> 00:36:07,834 Don't touch my things. 476 00:36:34,127 --> 00:36:36,162 Yeah, you better run, you coward. 477 00:36:55,782 --> 00:36:58,151 The children. They're taking the children! 478 00:36:59,119 --> 00:36:59,986 Mommy! 479 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:03,156 Mom! 480 00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:29,382 Shadow monsters. Disgusting. 481 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,321 Flew around the world twice. Nothing. 482 00:37:35,488 --> 00:37:37,857 Cowards must have run away. We'll find them. 483 00:37:41,294 --> 00:37:43,263 -Quite a reunion, huh? -You're telling me. 484 00:37:43,396 --> 00:37:45,265 What's it been? Like, three, four years? 485 00:37:45,532 --> 00:37:47,701 Eight years, seven months, and six days. 486 00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:49,102 I haven't forgotten... 487 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:51,938 the last time I saw you, or didn't see you, because you left. 488 00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:55,342 It's kind of an oversimplification to say that I left. 489 00:37:55,508 --> 00:37:57,644 No, you left. You did. 490 00:37:57,811 --> 00:37:59,646 You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter. 491 00:37:59,813 --> 00:38:00,980 I should know, I was there. 492 00:38:01,848 --> 00:38:04,484 -You weren't there, actually, hence the note. -I was. 493 00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:09,823 And if you weren't there to see me leave, then maybe it was you that left. 494 00:38:10,757 --> 00:38:12,158 Fair point. 495 00:38:12,859 --> 00:38:14,327 Not that it matters. 496 00:38:14,494 --> 00:38:16,290 -Like, who's keeping track, right? -No, yeah. 497 00:38:16,896 --> 00:38:18,765 I suppose we both left and both got left. 498 00:38:19,399 --> 00:38:20,533 Now you're leaving again. 499 00:38:22,168 --> 00:38:24,971 Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses. 500 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:27,374 Darryl, get me all the names of the children who have been lost. 501 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,343 Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken, and I don't know where she is. 502 00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:32,120 And she'll be found. 503 00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:34,914 Guys, they're bleeding. Get them to the infirmary. Now! 504 00:38:35,810 --> 00:38:36,820 Darryl! 505 00:38:36,249 --> 00:38:40,530 Majesty, should we start working on a performance of this entire debacle? 506 00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:41,721 The people need entertainment. 507 00:38:41,888 --> 00:38:43,590 Particularly now, in times of crisis. 508 00:38:43,757 --> 00:38:45,225 Particularly. 509 00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:48,528 I did not hear a, "No." 510 00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,196 Nor did I. 511 00:38:50,363 --> 00:38:51,464 -Asgard. Night. -Yes! 512 00:38:51,631 --> 00:38:52,866 We open on some sleeping children. 513 00:38:57,103 --> 00:38:59,172 So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it? 514 00:38:59,706 --> 00:39:00,874 The old ex-girlfriend. 515 00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:02,750 Jodie Foster. 516 00:39:02,242 --> 00:39:03,209 Jane Foster. 517 00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:04,611 The one that got away. 518 00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:06,279 The one that got away. 519 00:39:06,446 --> 00:39:07,447 That means escaped. 520 00:39:07,614 --> 00:39:09,215 Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. 521 00:39:09,649 --> 00:39:11,885 Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend... 522 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,654 and your ex-hammer hangin' out, and getting on so well. 523 00:39:18,892 --> 00:39:20,126 What you up to, bro? 524 00:39:21,194 --> 00:39:22,195 Come on. 525 00:39:22,729 --> 00:39:24,300 Come to daddy. 526 00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:27,330 Come on. Mjolnir. 527 00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:31,710 Hey! There you are. 528 00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:32,505 Hey. 529 00:39:32,939 --> 00:39:34,641 -Do you know what I think we should do? -I was just calling you. 530 00:39:34,808 --> 00:39:37,310 -Start an army! -With what? Half our soldiers are dead! 531 00:39:37,477 --> 00:39:38,978 Half our soldiers are always dead! 532 00:39:39,145 --> 00:39:40,580 -Everyone, please... -Where are the children? 533 00:39:40,747 --> 00:39:42,315 ...go home. I promise you we'll have news soon. 534 00:39:42,482 --> 00:39:43,817 Someone needs to tell us what happened. 535 00:39:44,117 --> 00:39:45,485 We shall find them. 536 00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:48,788 -I just don't understand. -You know what? 537 00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:50,156 This is all our fault. 538 00:39:50,323 --> 00:39:51,391 Stop it! 539 00:39:51,524 --> 00:39:52,659 Asgard! 540 00:40:01,701 --> 00:40:04,504 My friends, we must not quarrel. 541 00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:07,941 In times like this, we need to unite, come together. 542 00:40:08,675 --> 00:40:10,510 I see what's happening here. 543 00:40:11,177 --> 00:40:12,512 You're afraid. 544 00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,480 Scared. 545 00:40:16,349 --> 00:40:17,417 Afraid. 546 00:40:17,684 --> 00:40:18,685 Anxious. 547 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,357 If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves. 548 00:40:24,824 --> 00:40:29,195 I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard to give a rousing speech with the... noise. 549 00:40:29,362 --> 00:40:30,697 -What are you doing? -She's taking minutes. 550 00:40:30,864 --> 00:40:32,265 Precious minutes we don't have. 551 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:34,334 You want the kids back? 552 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:37,700 I'll be back in a minute. 553 00:40:38,171 --> 00:40:39,339 You can write that down, Miek. 554 00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:43,376 No! 555 00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:55,155 Stormbreaker, what are you doing? Is this about Mjolnir? 556 00:40:55,488 --> 00:40:56,923 Everyone, out! 557 00:40:59,693 --> 00:41:00,694 Didn't find them. 558 00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:01,828 Bae, your cape's on fire. 559 00:41:01,995 --> 00:41:02,929 It's fine. It'll grow back. 560 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,970 I'm invoicing you for this. 561 00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:05,165 Listen. 562 00:41:05,665 --> 00:41:06,766 What do we know about this guy? 563 00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:09,703 -He travels through shadows. -And he creates monsters with them. 564 00:41:09,869 --> 00:41:11,404 Absolutely freaky monsters. 565 00:41:11,571 --> 00:41:13,473 He also wields the Necrosword. How do I know that? 566 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,800 Because he almost speared me in the face with it. 567 00:41:15,175 --> 00:41:16,209 What's a Necrosword? 568 00:41:16,376 --> 00:41:19,212 It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands since the dawn of time. 569 00:41:19,579 --> 00:41:21,915 It has the ability to slay gods... 570 00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:24,751 but it slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means... 571 00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:27,887 -So, it infected him. -It's infecting him. Yes. It must be. 572 00:41:28,188 --> 00:41:32,559 So basically, we're up against a cursed, shadow-zombie kidnapper. 573 00:41:32,926 --> 00:41:34,361 Awesome. When do we leave? 574 00:41:34,527 --> 00:41:35,528 Thor. 575 00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:37,364 Can you see me? 576 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:38,698 Floating head alert. 577 00:41:38,865 --> 00:41:40,700 It's Astrid. Heimdall's son. 578 00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:42,502 Astrid, are you okay? 579 00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:44,671 I no longer go by the name Astrid. 580 00:41:44,804 --> 00:41:46,773 I'm now known as Axl. 581 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:49,750 He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth. 582 00:41:49,242 --> 00:41:50,410 -G N' R. -Astrid... 583 00:41:50,577 --> 00:41:52,512 your father gave you a very tough Viking name... 584 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:54,147 and I intend to honor his wishes. 585 00:41:54,347 --> 00:41:55,281 -Axl. -Astrid. 586 00:41:55,448 --> 00:41:56,616 -I said Axl. -Astrid. 587 00:41:56,783 --> 00:41:58,918 -Axl! -It's ***hole. Now listen to him! 588 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,688 All right, fine, Axl. Where are you? 589 00:42:01,821 --> 00:42:05,580 I'm not sure. I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet. 590 00:42:05,225 --> 00:42:06,593 Your father taught me and I'm gonna teach you. 591 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,229 I need you to focus and hold out your hand. 592 00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:11,798 Okay, good. Now focus. 593 00:42:11,965 --> 00:42:13,133 Close your eyes. 594 00:42:18,938 --> 00:42:20,140 Thor! 595 00:42:22,108 --> 00:42:23,410 Hey, how's it going, kids? 596 00:42:23,576 --> 00:42:25,412 "How's it going?" Look where we are. 597 00:42:25,578 --> 00:42:27,480 We're in a cage made of spikes. 598 00:42:28,114 --> 00:42:29,783 Yes, right. Not good. Yeah. 599 00:42:29,949 --> 00:42:30,950 Are you gonna do something? 600 00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:32,719 Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now. 601 00:42:32,852 --> 00:42:34,854 I'm the vision ghost. Look. 602 00:42:36,289 --> 00:42:37,957 -See? -What will happen to us? 603 00:42:38,758 --> 00:42:41,661 Who can tell? I mean, this is a very, very bad situation. 604 00:42:41,828 --> 00:42:44,264 You know, the good news is you're Asgardians. 605 00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:46,466 So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla. 606 00:42:46,633 --> 00:42:47,801 Oh, my God. Go away. 607 00:42:47,967 --> 00:42:49,350 Wait, wait. Listen. 608 00:42:51,204 --> 00:42:54,107 Okay. It's all right, children. Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay. 609 00:42:54,274 --> 00:42:57,477 Listen, I've got a plan, okay? I'm putting together a really, really good team. 610 00:42:57,644 --> 00:43:01,381 We've got Uncle Korg, King Valkyrie... 611 00:43:02,349 --> 00:43:05,919 my ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole other story I won't bore you with, okay? 612 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,210 But it is a top-notch team... 613 00:43:08,188 --> 00:43:10,156 and we're gonna have you home before you know it. 614 00:43:10,323 --> 00:43:11,458 Yeah. 615 00:43:18,832 --> 00:43:19,933 I know where you are. 616 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,304 I'm gonna get you out of here. 617 00:43:24,504 --> 00:43:26,973 I'm scared. We all are. 618 00:43:27,841 --> 00:43:30,143 Thor! Thor! Save us. 619 00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:34,948 Get me out of here. You take care, okay? 620 00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:36,850 Take care. I'll see you soon. All right? 621 00:43:37,170 --> 00:43:38,251 Axl, get me out of here! 622 00:43:39,819 --> 00:43:40,854 They're in the Shadow Realm. 623 00:43:41,210 --> 00:43:42,220 How do you know? 624 00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:44,724 The heavy atmosphere there has a darkness like no other. 625 00:43:44,891 --> 00:43:46,860 It's as if color fears to tread. It's unmistakable. 626 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:49,329 Well then, if it's color we need... 627 00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:51,264 let's bring the rainbow. 628 00:43:53,266 --> 00:43:55,168 "Bring the rainbow"? Is that a catchphrase or something? 629 00:43:55,335 --> 00:43:56,903 She's only been a Thor for a minute. 630 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:59,739 I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest of it, she needs work. 631 00:43:59,906 --> 00:44:01,741 -How many catchphrases have there been? -A lot. 632 00:44:03,443 --> 00:44:05,278 Yep. Jumped the gun. 633 00:44:05,445 --> 00:44:08,448 Hang on, he moves through shadows and he's going to the Shadow Realm... 634 00:44:08,648 --> 00:44:10,183 it seems like that's where he's going to be the most powerful. 635 00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:12,285 You're right. We can't just go marching in there. It could be a trap. 636 00:44:12,452 --> 00:44:13,820 We'd be endangering the children. 637 00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:15,822 We need reinforcements. We must raise an army. 638 00:44:15,989 --> 00:44:17,223 Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 639 00:44:17,390 --> 00:44:18,591 -I'm thinking it. -What are we thinking? 640 00:44:18,758 --> 00:44:20,126 -Thinking what? -I'm thinking it too. 641 00:44:20,293 --> 00:44:21,428 Omnipotence City. 642 00:44:22,896 --> 00:44:24,297 What's Omnipotence City? 643 00:44:24,464 --> 00:44:26,666 It's the home of the most powerful gods in the universe. 644 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,668 We could pull together the greatest team ever. 645 00:44:28,835 --> 00:44:31,400 We could recruit Ra, Hercules... 646 00:44:31,137 --> 00:44:32,238 Tūmatauenga. 647 00:44:32,405 --> 00:44:36,760 Quetzalcoatl, maybe. And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all. 648 00:44:36,242 --> 00:44:37,477 Did you say Zeus? 649 00:44:37,677 --> 00:44:38,478 Yeah, Zeus. 650 00:44:38,578 --> 00:44:39,946 Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus? 651 00:44:40,146 --> 00:44:41,414 I'm not sure if he has a second name. 652 00:44:41,581 --> 00:44:43,783 Do you think my god will be there, Ninny of the Nonny? 653 00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:45,919 You never know, Korg. But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team. 654 00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:46,920 Yes. 655 00:44:47,870 --> 00:44:48,880 Stormbreaker. 656 00:44:49,389 --> 00:44:50,757 All right. Calm down. Relax. 657 00:44:50,924 --> 00:44:53,760 No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost. 658 00:44:53,927 --> 00:44:54,761 Look what just happened. 659 00:44:54,928 --> 00:44:57,163 We can't exactly go in your tiny, little, flying portal horse, can we? 660 00:44:57,330 --> 00:44:58,231 We won't all fit. 661 00:44:58,398 --> 00:44:59,699 What are you talking about? Warsong's awesome. 662 00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:00,967 Stormbreaker's awesome too. 663 00:45:01,134 --> 00:45:02,435 Stormbreaker just needs a conduit. 664 00:45:02,602 --> 00:45:03,970 Anything that can handle space travel. 665 00:45:04,170 --> 00:45:05,405 I love it when she talks shop. 666 00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:06,706 It has the power to get us there... 667 00:45:06,873 --> 00:45:10,477 it just needs something to focus that energy so it's not so unpredictable. 668 00:45:10,643 --> 00:45:12,512 You know, if we had a ship we could harness it... 669 00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:14,180 and use Stormbreaker as a power source. 670 00:45:14,347 --> 00:45:16,490 -Oh, like an engine. -Like an engine. 671 00:45:16,182 --> 00:45:17,450 You need a ship? 672 00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:19,119 I've got a ship. 673 00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:24,824 Get rid of all those seats. 674 00:45:24,991 --> 00:45:27,600 And you guys, go tie those goats to the front. 675 00:45:27,193 --> 00:45:28,461 We leave in 15 minutes. 676 00:45:28,628 --> 00:45:30,463 Essentials only, everyone. 677 00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:32,165 That's essential. 678 00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:33,767 Fifteen minutes to departure! 679 00:45:33,933 --> 00:45:35,468 Well, you moved on quick, didn't you? 680 00:45:37,370 --> 00:45:38,838 You're some piece of work. 681 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:42,175 -Oh, hey! -Hey. 682 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:44,944 -Just catching up with an old friend. -Yeah. 683 00:45:45,111 --> 00:45:46,846 I've been meaning to apologize. 684 00:45:47,347 --> 00:45:50,316 Sorta acting a little weird before. I just haven't really been myself lately. 685 00:45:50,483 --> 00:45:51,951 You know, kind of... 686 00:45:52,118 --> 00:45:55,880 Trying to figure out who I am, and just felt a little bit lost. 687 00:45:55,255 --> 00:45:57,824 And then, all of a sudden, I see you dressed as me... 688 00:45:57,991 --> 00:45:59,292 and it was kind of... 689 00:45:59,459 --> 00:46:00,927 It's a lot for me, too. 690 00:46:01,394 --> 00:46:04,264 So, how did you guys get together? How did this happen? 691 00:46:04,864 --> 00:46:07,934 I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me. 692 00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:09,569 Ah, did it? 693 00:46:09,736 --> 00:46:11,404 And so I came here to investigate... 694 00:46:11,571 --> 00:46:14,307 and its pieces started glowing and swirling, and then... 695 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:15,542 Crazy. 696 00:46:15,842 --> 00:46:17,143 ...Thor. 697 00:46:17,577 --> 00:46:20,714 Well, you know what, it looks good on you, it works, so... 698 00:46:24,818 --> 00:46:25,819 Just checking. 699 00:46:29,689 --> 00:46:30,857 See you later. 700 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,159 Five minutes to departure! 701 00:46:37,230 --> 00:46:38,398 What? 702 00:46:38,865 --> 00:46:40,233 We were just talking. 703 00:46:51,411 --> 00:46:53,713 Mommy, don't leave me. 704 00:46:54,147 --> 00:46:55,715 Don't be afraid. 705 00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:58,785 Even when I'm gone, honey... 706 00:47:00,587 --> 00:47:02,389 You won't be alone. 707 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,930 And whatever happens... 708 00:47:08,928 --> 00:47:10,697 never stop fighting. 709 00:47:11,531 --> 00:47:13,660 Never stop fighting. 710 00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:28,915 Hey. You all right? 711 00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:30,250 Great. 712 00:47:31,785 --> 00:47:33,219 The sink would say otherwise. 713 00:47:35,550 --> 00:47:36,623 You think I really should be coming? 714 00:47:36,823 --> 00:47:38,224 I'm not getting any better. 715 00:47:38,391 --> 00:47:40,930 You're a Thor. Of course, you should come. 716 00:47:40,493 --> 00:47:41,828 Besides, what else are you gonna do? 717 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,296 You're a Viking now. 718 00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:45,598 Means you pretty much have to die in battle... 719 00:47:45,765 --> 00:47:47,834 and it needs to be devastatingly painful. 720 00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:49,402 Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla. 721 00:47:49,936 --> 00:47:51,710 That's my plan. 722 00:47:51,237 --> 00:47:53,473 What about, you know, kinging and stuff? 723 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,242 I love being king. I love my people... 724 00:47:56,409 --> 00:47:57,777 but it's all meetings and raven-mail... 725 00:47:57,944 --> 00:47:59,579 and meetings that could've been raven-mail. 726 00:47:59,746 --> 00:48:00,914 I miss fighting. 727 00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:02,148 I miss my sisters. 728 00:48:02,315 --> 00:48:04,250 Which is why you need to come, 'cause I need one. 729 00:48:05,418 --> 00:48:06,386 Okay, we should go. 730 00:48:06,686 --> 00:48:07,754 You packed? 731 00:48:08,321 --> 00:48:09,322 Are you packed? 732 00:48:11,224 --> 00:48:12,580 Yes! 733 00:48:14,627 --> 00:48:15,662 A hand grenade? 734 00:48:15,829 --> 00:48:17,397 No. It's a portable speaker. 735 00:48:24,170 --> 00:48:25,171 Let's go. 736 00:48:26,390 --> 00:48:29,642 If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps? 737 00:48:29,976 --> 00:48:31,111 I got you. 738 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,515 My fellow Asgardians... 739 00:48:35,949 --> 00:48:40,200 Wish us well, for we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens. 740 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,889 We will return with children. 741 00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:45,992 Many children. 742 00:48:46,159 --> 00:48:47,527 And then we shall feast! 743 00:48:47,861 --> 00:48:48,895 Not on the children. 744 00:48:49,662 --> 00:48:51,431 We do not do that anymore. 745 00:48:51,598 --> 00:48:54,670 Those were dark times. Shameful times. 746 00:48:54,868 --> 00:48:56,169 Okay, we should go. 747 00:49:42,749 --> 00:49:44,384 So, you still rollerblading? 748 00:49:44,551 --> 00:49:46,319 No. No. You? 749 00:49:46,486 --> 00:49:47,721 Oh, yeah. Every weekend. 750 00:49:47,887 --> 00:49:49,756 Once you blade, you never fade. Right, Korg? 751 00:49:49,923 --> 00:49:50,790 Skate mates for life! 752 00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:52,926 -Hey, can I run something by you? -Yeah. 753 00:49:53,930 --> 00:49:54,940 So, I was thinking... 754 00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:57,564 when we get to the bad guy, what about if I had, like, a cool catchphrase? 755 00:49:58,365 --> 00:49:59,666 Like, "Eat this hammer!" 756 00:50:00,266 --> 00:50:02,969 Or, like, "Check out my hammer." 757 00:50:03,603 --> 00:50:05,271 Like, what about... 758 00:50:05,438 --> 00:50:07,340 No... I'm workshopping it. 759 00:50:07,507 --> 00:50:09,809 No, they are all really good. Mine is... 760 00:50:09,976 --> 00:50:11,745 "This ends here and now." 761 00:50:11,911 --> 00:50:13,790 Oh, that's such a good one. 762 00:50:13,246 --> 00:50:14,414 Took me a long time to perfect it. 763 00:50:14,581 --> 00:50:15,815 You'll get there. You just need to practice. 764 00:50:15,982 --> 00:50:17,417 Just my first bad guy. 765 00:50:17,584 --> 00:50:18,885 You never forget your first. 766 00:50:22,255 --> 00:50:23,256 Yeah. 767 00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:25,158 So, you got a girlfriend? 768 00:50:26,426 --> 00:50:29,362 No, no. Too busy, don't have time, you know? 769 00:50:29,929 --> 00:50:31,798 Just the work and everything. 770 00:50:31,965 --> 00:50:33,967 Cool. Gonna check this place out. 771 00:50:38,538 --> 00:50:39,539 So cool. 772 00:50:39,706 --> 00:50:40,707 Who's so cool? 773 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,308 The buildings are cool. 774 00:50:42,842 --> 00:50:44,244 -What's happening there? -Where? 775 00:50:44,411 --> 00:50:46,846 Am I sensing feelings? 776 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,149 Feelings? What, for Jane? 777 00:50:49,315 --> 00:50:50,784 No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings. 778 00:50:50,950 --> 00:50:52,719 The last time we had feelings were... 779 00:50:52,852 --> 00:50:54,454 long time ago. Long, long gone. I think you... 780 00:50:54,621 --> 00:50:56,156 -Maybe you have feelings. -Right. 781 00:50:57,290 --> 00:50:59,125 -Mate, relax. We're on the same team. -I don't know. 782 00:50:59,292 --> 00:51:01,661 Know exactly what team we're on, okay? 783 00:51:01,828 --> 00:51:03,196 Team Jane. 784 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:10,300 Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back. 785 00:51:10,503 --> 00:51:11,938 -Yeah. -Like when Hela stole his hammer... 786 00:51:12,105 --> 00:51:14,974 he went and built an axe which was forged in the heart of a dying star. 787 00:51:18,211 --> 00:51:20,780 And the same axe was used to cut off Thanos' head. 788 00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:24,217 That's a good one. 789 00:51:27,287 --> 00:51:29,522 What a neat story! 790 00:51:31,758 --> 00:51:34,661 With all this talk about chopping off heads... 791 00:51:34,828 --> 00:51:36,162 I wanna have a go. 792 00:51:36,996 --> 00:51:37,997 What's this? 793 00:51:43,336 --> 00:51:45,872 This is Octy. Hello, Octy. 794 00:51:46,206 --> 00:51:47,707 How are you? 795 00:51:48,174 --> 00:51:50,143 You know what Octy loves? 796 00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:52,612 Having his head ripped off! 797 00:51:56,649 --> 00:51:59,185 What? You liked it a second ago. 798 00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:01,788 All right, all right, all right. 799 00:52:02,550 --> 00:52:03,560 Octy's gone. 800 00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:08,610 Come on. 801 00:52:08,895 --> 00:52:10,163 I'm scared. 802 00:52:10,697 --> 00:52:11,898 Look at you. 803 00:52:13,990 --> 00:52:16,690 I knew a little girl just like you. 804 00:52:16,636 --> 00:52:20,240 And she was brave, and she was smart... 805 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,545 and funny and she liked to draw. 806 00:52:28,214 --> 00:52:30,160 Let me ask you a question... 807 00:52:31,551 --> 00:52:32,819 about gods. 808 00:52:33,353 --> 00:52:35,388 They're meant to protect you, right? 809 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,390 Well, where are they? 810 00:52:37,557 --> 00:52:40,260 -Thor is on his way. -Yeah! 811 00:52:40,427 --> 00:52:43,960 Yes. I'm counting on that. 812 00:52:43,730 --> 00:52:45,899 That's why you're here. 813 00:52:49,369 --> 00:52:52,138 It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in. 814 00:52:52,305 --> 00:52:54,908 Luckily, disguises are my specialty. 815 00:52:55,675 --> 00:52:56,710 Greek philosopher? 816 00:52:57,277 --> 00:52:58,311 Got us these. 817 00:52:58,912 --> 00:52:59,913 What are those? 818 00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:01,810 Actual disguises. 819 00:53:01,881 --> 00:53:03,950 They're the cloaks of the emotion gods. 820 00:53:04,317 --> 00:53:07,787 Every color signifies a different emotion. 821 00:53:08,321 --> 00:53:09,723 Where are the emotion gods? 822 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,291 Don't ask. 823 00:53:14,627 --> 00:53:15,862 Holy shit. 824 00:53:24,938 --> 00:53:26,873 Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids. 825 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,243 This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out. 826 00:53:33,146 --> 00:53:36,983 There's the god of magic, the god of dreams... 827 00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:38,151 the god of carpentry. 828 00:53:38,518 --> 00:53:39,619 Look at that one. 829 00:53:39,786 --> 00:53:41,354 Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings. 830 00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:43,523 -Hey, Bao! -Bao. 831 00:53:43,723 --> 00:53:44,724 Look up there, guys! 832 00:53:44,891 --> 00:53:46,760 That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny. 833 00:53:47,327 --> 00:53:49,620 Hey, Ninny Nonny! 834 00:53:59,305 --> 00:54:02,108 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 835 00:54:02,275 --> 00:54:04,844 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 836 00:54:31,538 --> 00:54:32,672 Yes. 837 00:54:33,873 --> 00:54:35,308 I am Zeus! 838 00:54:39,846 --> 00:54:41,470 There he is! 839 00:54:41,214 --> 00:54:43,183 The man, the myth, the legend. 840 00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:44,517 I don't know if you know this... 841 00:54:44,684 --> 00:54:46,753 but I base a lot of what I do on this guy. 842 00:54:46,953 --> 00:54:48,555 He's the god of lightning, I'm the god of thunder. 843 00:54:48,722 --> 00:54:50,757 -Huge source of inspiration. -That's really good. 844 00:54:50,957 --> 00:54:53,526 You should lead with that when you ask him for an army. 845 00:54:54,527 --> 00:54:57,300 How do we get up there? Do we just, like, fly? 846 00:54:57,197 --> 00:54:58,531 No, we can't interrupt him in the middle of an entrance. 847 00:54:58,698 --> 00:55:00,333 He's famous for his entrances. 848 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,302 Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! 849 00:55:02,902 --> 00:55:03,903 Yes! 850 00:55:06,606 --> 00:55:08,800 Zeus! 851 00:55:17,317 --> 00:55:19,419 Yes! Thunderbolt! 852 00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:28,610 Order. 853 00:55:28,762 --> 00:55:29,863 Order! 854 00:55:31,731 --> 00:55:34,167 Silence! Silence! 855 00:55:38,405 --> 00:55:40,240 I hereby open... 856 00:55:40,907 --> 00:55:44,110 this holy council of the god. 857 00:55:44,711 --> 00:55:49,820 Where we have many, many serious matter to be talk about. 858 00:55:49,549 --> 00:55:50,617 Such as... 859 00:55:51,551 --> 00:55:53,753 where are we going to hold this year's orgy? 860 00:55:54,454 --> 00:55:55,755 Is this guy for real? 861 00:55:55,922 --> 00:55:57,900 Honestly, I'm not mad at it. 862 00:55:57,257 --> 00:55:58,925 Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay? 863 00:55:59,426 --> 00:56:00,427 Sorry. 864 00:56:00,593 --> 00:56:01,761 So now we're going to announce the winner... 865 00:56:01,928 --> 00:56:07,330 of the, "Most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god." 866 00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:08,668 Okay, maybe he's not that great. 867 00:56:08,835 --> 00:56:10,203 Oh, no, not good. 868 00:56:10,370 --> 00:56:12,720 No, I don't think it's gonna get any better than this. 869 00:56:12,238 --> 00:56:13,640 Look, these gods aren't gonna help. 870 00:56:13,807 --> 00:56:16,276 But that thunderbolt, I think that might be of use. 871 00:56:16,443 --> 00:56:18,378 Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left. 872 00:56:18,511 --> 00:56:20,947 We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding-dong. 873 00:56:21,114 --> 00:56:23,216 -All right, let's go get it! -No, no, no, wait! 874 00:56:23,383 --> 00:56:25,510 There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing. 875 00:56:25,218 --> 00:56:26,653 Especially not Zeus' bum. 876 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:28,321 When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him. 877 00:56:28,488 --> 00:56:29,322 The time is right now. 878 00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:30,423 Time is not right now. 879 00:56:30,590 --> 00:56:31,858 Who is talking? 880 00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:33,930 Who is talking? 881 00:56:33,259 --> 00:56:34,527 -These guys. -Korg, shut up. 882 00:56:34,694 --> 00:56:37,130 Do you have something to say to the group? 883 00:56:37,497 --> 00:56:38,498 Sorry. 884 00:56:38,665 --> 00:56:41,401 I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast. 885 00:56:41,568 --> 00:56:43,200 Literally, heads will roll. 886 00:56:43,803 --> 00:56:45,105 Who are you two? 887 00:56:45,972 --> 00:56:46,973 Hello. 888 00:56:47,574 --> 00:56:50,430 Let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege to be... 889 00:56:50,243 --> 00:56:51,411 No, I can't hear you. 890 00:56:51,578 --> 00:56:52,879 Why don't you take the stage? 891 00:56:53,346 --> 00:56:54,948 The stage down there? 892 00:56:55,115 --> 00:56:59,352 Well, yes. You see the area that looks very much like a stage? 893 00:57:00,887 --> 00:57:01,888 Got ya. 894 00:57:09,129 --> 00:57:10,630 Coming through. 895 00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:12,532 Oops. Sorry. 896 00:57:12,699 --> 00:57:13,700 Good luck, bro. 897 00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:22,842 Mighty Zeus! 898 00:57:23,510 --> 00:57:24,511 Wow! 899 00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:26,680 Gods of the universe... 900 00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:30,450 I come here to ask for your help, to raise an army. 901 00:57:30,717 --> 00:57:33,720 There's a maniac called the God Butcher who seeks to end us all. 902 00:57:33,887 --> 00:57:35,388 His destruction is everywhere. 903 00:57:35,555 --> 00:57:37,557 Entire planets, realms... 904 00:57:37,724 --> 00:57:39,192 have been left completely unprotected. 905 00:57:39,359 --> 00:57:41,494 He's left nothing but chaos in his wake. 906 00:57:41,895 --> 00:57:43,463 But I know where he is... 907 00:57:43,630 --> 00:57:47,734 and with your help we can crush him before he kills anyone else. 908 00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:49,569 That guy... 909 00:57:49,736 --> 00:57:52,639 he killed a couple of low-level god. 910 00:57:52,939 --> 00:57:53,940 Boo-hoo. 911 00:57:54,107 --> 00:57:55,475 If that's all... 912 00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:56,743 pretty boy... 913 00:57:56,910 --> 00:57:58,678 you go back to your seat and you be quiet. 914 00:57:58,845 --> 00:58:01,848 Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said? 915 00:58:02,415 --> 00:58:03,950 He's murdering en masse. 916 00:58:04,117 --> 00:58:06,219 I tell you one time... 917 00:58:06,386 --> 00:58:07,387 now, you shut up. 918 00:58:07,554 --> 00:58:08,555 You be quiet. 919 00:58:08,722 --> 00:58:11,358 Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy. 920 00:58:11,524 --> 00:58:13,793 Zeus, we must do something. 921 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,762 You cannot come to the orgy! 922 00:58:15,929 --> 00:58:17,864 -You have to listen to us! -That's it! 923 00:58:18,365 --> 00:58:19,399 Shackle! 924 00:58:21,935 --> 00:58:23,503 Your Highness, whenever you're ready, you just tell me. 925 00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:24,804 -We go on my signal. -Mm-hmm. 926 00:58:24,971 --> 00:58:25,972 What is the signal? 927 00:58:26,139 --> 00:58:27,140 It'll be, "Go." 928 00:58:31,344 --> 00:58:32,612 Let's see who you are. 929 00:58:32,779 --> 00:58:34,381 I take off your disguise. 930 00:58:34,547 --> 00:58:35,515 And flick! 931 00:58:43,623 --> 00:58:45,358 You flicked too hard, damn it! 932 00:58:47,894 --> 00:58:50,130 Should we help him? 933 00:58:50,296 --> 00:58:51,631 I mean, eventually. 934 00:58:51,798 --> 00:58:52,832 Grape? 935 00:58:52,999 --> 00:58:54,701 Looks like a shy courgette. 936 00:58:54,834 --> 00:58:56,603 And what about the others? 937 00:58:56,770 --> 00:58:57,904 We take off their disguise too. 938 00:58:58,710 --> 00:58:59,272 Oh, no. No. Don't flick us. 939 00:58:59,439 --> 00:59:00,440 It's cool. 940 00:59:01,174 --> 00:59:02,750 Disguise gone! 941 00:59:02,142 --> 00:59:03,900 Disguise off. Cool? 942 00:59:03,176 --> 00:59:04,477 Asgardians. 943 00:59:04,911 --> 00:59:07,447 I thought we'd seen the last of you when Odin died. 944 00:59:08,948 --> 00:59:11,251 You are Thor... 945 00:59:11,618 --> 00:59:13,253 the God of Thunder. 946 00:59:13,953 --> 00:59:17,190 But is not thunder just the sound of lightning? 947 00:59:19,492 --> 00:59:20,727 Good one, Dad. 948 00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:22,950 Zeus, this is bigger than us. 949 00:59:22,262 --> 00:59:24,264 He's taken Asgardian children. 950 00:59:24,464 --> 00:59:27,667 Who do you think we are? The god police? 951 00:59:28,568 --> 00:59:31,504 Every god watches over their own peoples. 952 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:34,574 Nothing more, nothing less. 953 00:59:34,741 --> 00:59:36,376 Asgardian problems... 954 00:59:37,310 --> 00:59:39,479 are Asgardian problems. 955 00:59:40,113 --> 00:59:42,115 How the mighty have fallen. 956 00:59:42,282 --> 00:59:44,451 My hero, Zeus... 957 00:59:44,617 --> 00:59:45,618 afraid. 958 00:59:57,864 --> 00:59:59,165 Couple of thing. 959 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:02,836 One, yes, I am scared. 960 01:00:03,370 --> 01:00:05,705 Gorr has the Necrosword... 961 01:00:05,872 --> 01:00:08,800 which means he could kill us. 962 01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:09,943 Not good. Two... 963 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,120 I know you're trying to do the right thing. 964 01:00:12,178 --> 01:00:13,346 I understand. 965 01:00:13,513 --> 01:00:15,715 But all you do is cause a panic. 966 01:00:16,149 --> 01:00:17,851 Panic is not good. 967 01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:19,519 We are safe here. 968 01:00:19,686 --> 01:00:22,550 You, my friend. You are safe here. 969 01:00:22,622 --> 01:00:24,257 So, chill, baby cake. 970 01:00:24,724 --> 01:00:26,993 Have some wine, have some grape. 971 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,628 Anything goes here... 972 01:00:28,795 --> 01:00:31,310 in Omnipotence City. 973 01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:34,234 Three, don't talk back to Zeus. 974 01:00:34,634 --> 01:00:36,736 I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on. 975 01:00:38,505 --> 01:00:39,973 Now I put your clothes back on! 976 01:00:40,106 --> 01:00:41,700 Flick, flick. 977 01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:43,843 For this is the Golden Temple of the god. 978 01:00:44,344 --> 01:00:46,446 It's not a rudie-nudie festival. 979 01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:49,549 If you're not gonna help us, then at least let us use your weapon. 980 01:00:49,716 --> 01:00:51,184 We need your lightning bolt. 981 01:00:51,818 --> 01:00:54,540 My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt. 982 01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:57,424 So, I think to use somebody's secret weapon like this... 983 01:00:57,590 --> 01:01:00,126 that you should at least get the name right when you ask. 984 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,462 Can I borrow Thunderbolt? 985 01:01:02,662 --> 01:01:03,663 Thunderbolt! 986 01:01:31,257 --> 01:01:32,258 No! 987 01:01:35,895 --> 01:01:37,597 Do not worry. 988 01:01:38,264 --> 01:01:39,966 The God Butcher... 989 01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,569 he will not reach Eternity. 990 01:01:42,902 --> 01:01:43,937 Eternity? 991 01:01:44,104 --> 01:01:45,805 What does he mean, reach Eternity? 992 01:01:49,242 --> 01:01:51,440 Oh, shit. 993 01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:58,510 Eternity is a very powerful being at the center of the universe. 994 01:01:58,818 --> 01:02:01,788 It will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it. 995 01:02:01,955 --> 01:02:03,790 So, it's like a wishing well? 996 01:02:06,292 --> 01:02:09,620 What do you think a guy called the God Butcher would wish for? 997 01:02:09,195 --> 01:02:12,132 If he seeks the Altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once. 998 01:02:12,298 --> 01:02:13,900 Zeus, we must act now. 999 01:02:14,670 --> 01:02:15,802 He's not going to make it. 1000 01:02:15,969 --> 01:02:17,270 He doesn't have the key. 1001 01:02:17,837 --> 01:02:19,606 Is this the purpose of the gods? 1002 01:02:19,773 --> 01:02:22,442 To hide away in a golden palace like cowards? 1003 01:02:22,609 --> 01:02:24,770 Maybe we have lost our way. 1004 01:02:24,644 --> 01:02:26,646 You know what? We'll stop him ourselves. 1005 01:02:26,813 --> 01:02:28,982 I am afraid I cannot allow that. 1006 01:02:29,349 --> 01:02:31,685 This is a secret place... 1007 01:02:31,851 --> 01:02:33,653 known only to the gods. 1008 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,722 You know where we are. 1009 01:02:35,922 --> 01:02:39,526 The God Butcher could use you to find us. 1010 01:02:40,293 --> 01:02:41,628 This is no good. 1011 01:02:42,796 --> 01:02:43,797 So now... 1012 01:02:45,310 --> 01:02:46,533 you must stay. 1013 01:02:47,934 --> 01:02:48,935 Guards! 1014 01:02:51,571 --> 01:02:52,572 Hey. 1015 01:02:52,739 --> 01:02:53,673 Can we do my plan now? 1016 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,675 Yes. Rush his bum. 1017 01:02:55,842 --> 01:02:56,843 Hell, yeah! 1018 01:02:59,946 --> 01:03:01,281 You didn't say, "Go." 1019 01:03:05,952 --> 01:03:07,287 Coming, guys! 1020 01:03:17,497 --> 01:03:18,498 Thor, catch! 1021 01:03:21,668 --> 01:03:22,669 Korg! 1022 01:03:42,155 --> 01:03:43,256 Val, duck! 1023 01:03:48,728 --> 01:03:49,729 Korg! 1024 01:03:51,931 --> 01:03:52,766 Thor. 1025 01:03:54,534 --> 01:03:56,536 Oh, no. No. Korg! 1026 01:03:57,203 --> 01:04:00,607 Thor, I'm perishing! 1027 01:04:05,445 --> 01:04:06,579 Zeus! 1028 01:04:08,648 --> 01:04:10,116 You're next, Odinson! 1029 01:04:17,924 --> 01:04:20,126 That's the sound of lightning. 1030 01:04:27,367 --> 01:04:28,501 No! 1031 01:04:29,269 --> 01:04:31,271 Korgi. Korgi! 1032 01:04:31,438 --> 01:04:32,439 Thor. 1033 01:04:32,605 --> 01:04:33,940 -Korgi? -I'm down here. 1034 01:04:34,107 --> 01:04:36,409 Where? Where are you? I'm gonna get you out. It's okay. 1035 01:04:36,609 --> 01:04:37,811 -Korg. Korgi! -Here I am! 1036 01:04:37,977 --> 01:04:38,945 I didn't die! 1037 01:04:39,112 --> 01:04:41,214 Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive! 1038 01:04:41,381 --> 01:04:43,850 Turns out the only part of a Kronan that's alive is his mouth. 1039 01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:46,319 Korgi, listen. I need you to call the goats. 1040 01:04:46,486 --> 01:04:47,420 I'll do my best. 1041 01:04:47,587 --> 01:04:48,922 Guard him with your life. 1042 01:04:49,890 --> 01:04:49,923 I will. 1043 01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:50,990 Ready to go for a ride? 1044 01:04:55,428 --> 01:04:56,629 Now you've got my six. 1045 01:04:57,230 --> 01:04:58,331 Eight o'clock, Val. 1046 01:04:59,299 --> 01:05:00,333 7:48. 1047 01:05:01,768 --> 01:05:03,360 I can do this, damn it. 1048 01:05:03,837 --> 01:05:05,171 No, that's not it. No, that's not it. 1049 01:05:05,338 --> 01:05:06,406 Nope. 1050 01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:08,975 Come on, Korg, purse those lips. 1051 01:05:22,689 --> 01:05:23,690 I did it! 1052 01:06:01,940 --> 01:06:03,763 And then the goat boat came in, rescued us... 1053 01:06:03,930 --> 01:06:06,399 and we flew out the window. The end. 1054 01:06:06,566 --> 01:06:08,101 Another classic Thor adventure. 1055 01:06:08,735 --> 01:06:10,336 I can't believe you killed Zeus. 1056 01:06:10,503 --> 01:06:13,373 Well, you know what they say, never meet your heroes. 1057 01:06:15,108 --> 01:06:17,377 But what's important is we are on our way to you right now. 1058 01:06:17,877 --> 01:06:19,512 How are you guys doing? Are you okay? 1059 01:06:19,679 --> 01:06:21,247 We're all right. A little scared. 1060 01:06:21,414 --> 01:06:23,516 Well, listen, I know what it's like to be scared. 1061 01:06:23,683 --> 01:06:25,251 And I'll tell you, when I was your age... 1062 01:06:25,418 --> 01:06:27,530 I don't think I would have been as brave as you. 1063 01:06:27,220 --> 01:06:28,221 Really? 1064 01:06:28,388 --> 01:06:31,224 In fact, might just be the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met. 1065 01:06:31,391 --> 01:06:32,525 All of you. 1066 01:06:32,692 --> 01:06:34,594 So I need you to keep being brave, all right? 1067 01:06:34,761 --> 01:06:36,930 And take care of each other. You're a team now. 1068 01:06:37,970 --> 01:06:38,531 Team Kids in a Cage. 1069 01:06:40,133 --> 01:06:41,201 Can you do that? 1070 01:06:41,801 --> 01:06:43,937 Yeah. I think we can do that. 1071 01:06:44,704 --> 01:06:45,705 I know you can. 1072 01:06:49,209 --> 01:06:50,243 Right? 1073 01:06:50,677 --> 01:06:51,811 -Thor? -Yeah. 1074 01:06:52,278 --> 01:06:53,680 I'm glad I met my hero. 1075 01:06:53,813 --> 01:06:54,981 Oh, thanks, buddy. 1076 01:06:59,419 --> 01:07:01,870 How are the children? 1077 01:07:01,254 --> 01:07:02,889 As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared because they're kids... 1078 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:04,691 but I told them that everything is going to plan. 1079 01:07:04,824 --> 01:07:05,759 Oh, so you lied to them? 1080 01:07:05,925 --> 01:07:06,826 We still have a plan? 1081 01:07:06,993 --> 01:07:07,994 -Yes, there's a plan. -There's no plan. 1082 01:07:08,161 --> 01:07:10,296 -There is a plan. -No. There's no plan. 1083 01:07:10,463 --> 01:07:12,532 We failed to raise a god army... 1084 01:07:12,699 --> 01:07:13,700 Korg is dead. 1085 01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:14,934 -He's not dead. -I'm not dead. 1086 01:07:15,101 --> 01:07:16,569 Well, he's a head. And you... 1087 01:07:16,736 --> 01:07:18,104 you got properly humiliated. 1088 01:07:18,271 --> 01:07:20,573 No, I got properly naked, which I am okay with. 1089 01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:22,308 -Jane? -I was okay with it. 1090 01:07:22,475 --> 01:07:23,610 -Korg? -I loved it. 1091 01:07:23,777 --> 01:07:25,578 The point is, we are going into the Shadow Realm... 1092 01:07:25,745 --> 01:07:27,130 weaker than we were before. 1093 01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:28,481 I mean, we're gonna die. 1094 01:07:28,648 --> 01:07:30,116 -No one's gonna die, okay? -Really? 1095 01:07:30,283 --> 01:07:32,552 Everything is fine. We did great back there. 1096 01:07:32,719 --> 01:07:34,621 -We killed Zeus! -You killed Zeus. 1097 01:07:34,788 --> 01:07:37,724 I mean, that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe... 1098 01:07:37,857 --> 01:07:39,759 and, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going... 1099 01:07:39,926 --> 01:07:41,294 to hunt us down for the rest of our days... 1100 01:07:41,461 --> 01:07:43,963 but listen, you stole this beautiful weapon. 1101 01:07:44,130 --> 01:07:45,999 All right? This is the army right here. 1102 01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:49,169 It's sleek, it's slender, it's powerful, it's beautiful... 1103 01:07:51,271 --> 01:07:53,106 For you. I love it for you, Valkyrie. 1104 01:07:53,273 --> 01:07:54,774 I mean, it's not really what I'm into... 1105 01:07:54,941 --> 01:07:56,810 'cause I've got my weapon out there. 1106 01:07:56,976 --> 01:07:58,611 Can I borrow that for a second? 1107 01:08:01,614 --> 01:08:03,883 There you are, old friend. 1108 01:08:04,317 --> 01:08:06,686 That was quite an entrance back there. 1109 01:08:12,492 --> 01:08:13,760 Listen... 1110 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,161 are we good? 1111 01:08:15,495 --> 01:08:16,496 Yeah? 1112 01:08:16,663 --> 01:08:19,320 I mean, I know it's a little weird having my ex-weapon around... 1113 01:08:19,799 --> 01:08:21,701 but come on, Mjolnir, in the past. 1114 01:08:22,350 --> 01:08:23,203 It's you and me now, buddy. 1115 01:08:23,536 --> 01:08:25,380 You know what? 1116 01:08:25,205 --> 01:08:27,540 I think it's time for your first beer. What do you say? 1117 01:08:33,346 --> 01:08:34,781 Delicious. 1118 01:08:35,415 --> 01:08:37,830 I'm sorry we've been fighting lately. 1119 01:08:45,158 --> 01:08:46,159 Hey. 1120 01:08:46,559 --> 01:08:47,560 Oh, hey. 1121 01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:52,980 It's quite the view, huh? 1122 01:08:52,732 --> 01:08:53,733 Yeah. Beautiful. 1123 01:08:53,900 --> 01:08:57,570 I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there. 1124 01:08:58,271 --> 01:09:00,106 You and Mjolnir, you know. 1125 01:09:02,742 --> 01:09:03,743 Yeah. 1126 01:09:06,379 --> 01:09:08,181 -Space dolphins. -What? 1127 01:09:09,820 --> 01:09:10,550 You should see some space dolphins... 1128 01:09:10,717 --> 01:09:11,685 What? 1129 01:09:12,285 --> 01:09:13,820 -Wow. -Yeah. 1130 01:09:13,987 --> 01:09:15,522 Beautiful. 1131 01:09:16,389 --> 01:09:17,857 So beautiful. So rare. 1132 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,590 Very loyal creatures. 1133 01:09:19,225 --> 01:09:21,995 They mate for life, in packs of six. 1134 01:09:22,128 --> 01:09:23,897 Just love. 1135 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,933 With a hey ninny-nonny and a fair finny-fonny 1136 01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:30,437 Ooh, brother man, you look so hot 1137 01:09:30,603 --> 01:09:33,440 I wanna get in your rocks 1138 01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:37,100 When we get together We're gonna get it on 1139 01:09:37,143 --> 01:09:40,914 And we're all gonna make some babies 1140 01:09:41,715 --> 01:09:45,585 That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting. 1141 01:09:45,752 --> 01:09:48,688 When two Kronans wanna make a baby, they get together inside a mountain... 1142 01:09:48,855 --> 01:09:52,292 and they go down to a little lava pool, and they hold hands over the hot lava... 1143 01:09:52,459 --> 01:09:54,728 and then, after a month, they pull their hands apart... 1144 01:09:54,894 --> 01:09:57,897 and they find they've created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy. 1145 01:09:58,398 --> 01:10:00,233 Fascinating. And hot. 1146 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,735 Did you ever have a special someone? 1147 01:10:01,901 --> 01:10:04,704 I've had so many special someones. 1148 01:10:04,871 --> 01:10:07,140 But I don't know... 1149 01:10:08,241 --> 01:10:09,342 I don't know if I want that again. 1150 01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:12,145 Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgave yourself? 1151 01:10:12,312 --> 01:10:14,914 And now, you're just trying to find answers in the bottom of a bottle... 1152 01:10:15,810 --> 01:10:17,917 or some meaningless dalliance, which only serves to numb the pain... 1153 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,720 instead of bringing you real happiness or satisfaction? 1154 01:10:20,887 --> 01:10:23,189 Yeah. Something like that. 1155 01:10:25,992 --> 01:10:28,895 Beautiful. Beautiful things. 1156 01:10:33,166 --> 01:10:34,167 Jane. 1157 01:10:34,634 --> 01:10:35,635 Thor. 1158 01:10:35,802 --> 01:10:37,700 I wanna feel shitty about you. 1159 01:10:37,237 --> 01:10:38,238 What? 1160 01:10:42,308 --> 01:10:45,945 I wanna feel shitty about something and I think that's you. 1161 01:10:46,112 --> 01:10:47,147 Not really getting any better. 1162 01:10:47,347 --> 01:10:48,815 It's not, is it? Damn it. 1163 01:10:50,450 --> 01:10:53,119 My friend, he told me that it's better to feel shitty... 1164 01:10:54,354 --> 01:10:56,289 from losing love than it is to never experience love... 1165 01:10:56,456 --> 01:10:57,857 and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty... 1166 01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,920 and I think he was right... 1167 01:10:59,993 --> 01:11:02,395 which is how I've been feeling for a long time. 1168 01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:04,864 I've pushed people away, kept them at a distance... 1169 01:11:05,310 --> 01:11:06,332 because of the fear of that loss... 1170 01:11:06,499 --> 01:11:08,501 but I don't wanna do that anymore. I don't wanna live like that. 1171 01:11:08,702 --> 01:11:10,303 Better to close off your heart than feel the pain. 1172 01:11:10,503 --> 01:11:12,739 That's what I did, yes. I closed off my heart... 1173 01:11:12,939 --> 01:11:14,641 and I meditated. Did you meditate? 1174 01:11:14,808 --> 01:11:15,975 No. It's so boring. 1175 01:11:16,142 --> 01:11:17,811 It actually made me more angry. 1176 01:11:18,745 --> 01:11:21,314 But I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate... 1177 01:11:21,481 --> 01:11:23,750 and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me. 1178 01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:26,386 I wanna live in the moment, I wanna live like there's no tomorrow... 1179 01:11:26,553 --> 01:11:27,654 throw caution to the wind. 1180 01:11:27,821 --> 01:11:29,756 I wanna be with you, Jane. 1181 01:11:30,724 --> 01:11:31,891 What do you say? 1182 01:11:32,392 --> 01:11:34,600 I have cancer. 1183 01:11:36,496 --> 01:11:37,497 I'm sorry. What? 1184 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:39,132 I'm sick. 1185 01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:40,900 -Wait. What's happening? -Bye. 1186 01:11:41,668 --> 01:11:43,970 No, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane. Wait, wait, wait. Jane. 1187 01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:46,673 What did I say? I didn't mean that. Just kidding. 1188 01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:49,843 I don't have cancer. 1189 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:51,411 Let's go smash something. 1190 01:11:52,212 --> 01:11:53,213 Jane, I'm so sorry. 1191 01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:55,348 Don't be sorry for me. 1192 01:11:56,916 --> 01:11:58,418 When did you find out? 1193 01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:02,422 Like six months ago. 1194 01:12:02,589 --> 01:12:06,393 I was just feeling tired, and then they told me I have Stage Four. 1195 01:12:06,559 --> 01:12:08,261 Get my affairs in order. 1196 01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:11,431 And then I heard Mjolnir calling me... 1197 01:12:12,232 --> 01:12:14,701 so I thought maybe, if science isn't working... 1198 01:12:15,602 --> 01:12:18,710 maybe Viking space magic. 1199 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:20,573 That's why you came to New Asgard. 1200 01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:23,576 Yeah, I thought the hammer maybe could cure me... 1201 01:12:23,743 --> 01:12:26,646 and I think it's getting better. 1202 01:12:27,347 --> 01:12:28,782 Maybe not. 1203 01:12:29,816 --> 01:12:32,520 Jane, none of us know how long we have. 1204 01:12:32,218 --> 01:12:34,454 We don't know what tomorrow holds. 1205 01:12:34,621 --> 01:12:35,622 And Mjolnir... 1206 01:12:36,220 --> 01:12:37,257 Mjolnir chose you. 1207 01:12:38,124 --> 01:12:40,600 And it chose you because you're worthy. 1208 01:12:40,226 --> 01:12:41,461 And that's something. 1209 01:12:41,628 --> 01:12:42,762 When I first met you... 1210 01:12:43,430 --> 01:12:46,660 I was unworthy. I was unable to pick up that hammer. 1211 01:12:46,933 --> 01:12:48,101 But you taught me... 1212 01:12:48,268 --> 01:12:51,237 there is no greater purpose than to help those in need. 1213 01:12:51,971 --> 01:12:54,740 You made me worthy. 1214 01:12:55,508 --> 01:12:57,677 So whatever you wanna do, we can do together. 1215 01:12:59,846 --> 01:13:00,847 Okay. 1216 01:13:01,470 --> 01:13:02,782 Now what do you wanna do? 1217 01:13:03,917 --> 01:13:06,586 I wanna get those children back to their families. 1218 01:13:06,753 --> 01:13:07,987 I wanna finish that mission. 1219 01:13:09,222 --> 01:13:10,623 Spoken like a true Thor. 1220 01:13:12,425 --> 01:13:13,760 How do you feel now? 1221 01:13:14,961 --> 01:13:16,960 So scared. 1222 01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:18,398 How are you feeling? 1223 01:13:18,565 --> 01:13:19,766 Shitty. 1224 01:13:19,933 --> 01:13:20,800 How shitty? 1225 01:13:20,967 --> 01:13:22,602 -Really shitty. -Well, then... 1226 01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:25,705 I wonder what those two are talking about out there. 1227 01:13:26,406 --> 01:13:27,640 Yeah, they're not talking. 1228 01:13:30,176 --> 01:13:34,681 Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby? 1229 01:13:36,483 --> 01:13:38,651 It's unlikely, sadly. 1230 01:13:39,252 --> 01:13:41,955 That's too bad. I think Thor would make a great dad. 1231 01:13:54,534 --> 01:13:56,136 Where did all the color go? 1232 01:14:29,569 --> 01:14:30,837 They're not here. 1233 01:14:36,343 --> 01:14:37,377 Where are they? 1234 01:14:56,596 --> 01:14:58,365 What the hell is this place? 1235 01:15:26,726 --> 01:15:28,728 Bifrost is the key? 1236 01:15:38,104 --> 01:15:39,372 It's a trap! 1237 01:15:56,790 --> 01:15:59,192 You wanna tell me why you just threw Stormbreaker out the window? 1238 01:15:59,359 --> 01:16:01,494 He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity. 1239 01:16:32,826 --> 01:16:34,294 We really have to stop meeting like this. 1240 01:16:34,461 --> 01:16:35,495 Call the axe. 1241 01:16:35,662 --> 01:16:37,163 I'll call the axe when you call the dentist. 1242 01:16:37,330 --> 01:16:39,966 Call the axe. 1243 01:16:40,133 --> 01:16:42,202 Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you. 1244 01:16:49,309 --> 01:16:50,710 Call the axe. 1245 01:16:57,951 --> 01:16:59,786 Some god you are. 1246 01:17:00,653 --> 01:17:04,240 You know nothing of being a god. 1247 01:17:06,559 --> 01:17:11,640 You went to the gods for help, and they did nothing. 1248 01:17:11,231 --> 01:17:13,900 We're alike in that sense. 1249 01:17:14,501 --> 01:17:15,802 He's nothing like you. 1250 01:17:15,969 --> 01:17:17,437 What was that? 1251 01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,409 I said he's nothing like you. 1252 01:17:22,575 --> 01:17:23,977 That's right. 1253 01:17:24,110 --> 01:17:28,515 I'm not a hypocrite. I'm truly creating peace. 1254 01:17:28,682 --> 01:17:30,417 Peace? You're murdering innocent gods. 1255 01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:31,651 Innocent? 1256 01:17:32,819 --> 01:17:33,820 Are you a Valkyrie? 1257 01:17:33,987 --> 01:17:34,888 Yes. 1258 01:17:36,122 --> 01:17:37,657 How exciting! 1259 01:17:38,725 --> 01:17:41,728 Oh, the gods failed you, too... 1260 01:17:42,620 --> 01:17:45,765 when your sisterhood was led to slaughter. 1261 01:17:45,932 --> 01:17:47,330 Don't you dare speak... 1262 01:17:47,834 --> 01:17:49,869 Did you pray to the gods... 1263 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:54,274 when the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield? 1264 01:17:56,142 --> 01:17:58,278 Did you beg them for help... 1265 01:17:58,945 --> 01:18:01,140 as your family was massacred? 1266 01:18:03,950 --> 01:18:04,951 Good chat. 1267 01:18:08,722 --> 01:18:09,889 This one. 1268 01:18:10,390 --> 01:18:12,125 You're interesting. 1269 01:18:13,259 --> 01:18:14,794 You're different. 1270 01:18:15,495 --> 01:18:16,730 Yes. 1271 01:18:25,710 --> 01:18:26,306 You're dying. 1272 01:18:28,141 --> 01:18:29,342 I'm sorry. 1273 01:18:30,477 --> 01:18:32,345 We're on the same path. 1274 01:18:34,647 --> 01:18:37,984 Just as the sword empowered me... 1275 01:18:38,651 --> 01:18:40,787 the hammer empowered you. 1276 01:18:41,755 --> 01:18:44,457 But it did nothing to change your fate. 1277 01:18:45,458 --> 01:18:48,595 The gods will use you... 1278 01:18:49,462 --> 01:18:52,165 but they will not help you. 1279 01:18:52,632 --> 01:18:57,771 There is no eternal reward for us. 1280 01:19:04,377 --> 01:19:05,912 She'll be gone soon. 1281 01:19:07,681 --> 01:19:09,382 And you know who won't help her? 1282 01:19:09,549 --> 01:19:11,317 I'll give you one guess. 1283 01:19:22,529 --> 01:19:23,930 I know your pain. 1284 01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:26,990 Love is pain. 1285 01:19:30,704 --> 01:19:33,139 I had a daughter once. 1286 01:19:33,973 --> 01:19:35,942 I put my faith in a higher power... 1287 01:19:36,109 --> 01:19:38,812 hoping it would save her... 1288 01:19:38,978 --> 01:19:40,647 and she... 1289 01:19:41,848 --> 01:19:43,550 died. 1290 01:19:47,587 --> 01:19:49,689 Now I understand. 1291 01:19:49,856 --> 01:19:52,125 My daughter is the lucky one. 1292 01:19:52,726 --> 01:19:57,964 She does not have to grow up in a world of suffering... 1293 01:19:58,131 --> 01:19:59,599 and pain... 1294 01:19:59,766 --> 01:20:04,370 run by wicked gods. 1295 01:20:05,705 --> 01:20:08,740 Choose love. 1296 01:20:09,209 --> 01:20:12,679 Call the axe. 1297 01:20:21,354 --> 01:20:23,390 Call... 1298 01:20:23,790 --> 01:20:25,191 the axe. 1299 01:21:01,461 --> 01:21:02,729 You okay? 1300 01:21:02,896 --> 01:21:03,963 Yeah. 1301 01:21:06,933 --> 01:21:07,967 I wanna kill this guy. 1302 01:21:08,134 --> 01:21:10,603 So do I, but we have to take him alive. 1303 01:21:10,770 --> 01:21:12,772 He's our only link to finding those children. 1304 01:22:26,713 --> 01:22:28,515 Thank you, Mr. Goat. 1305 01:23:01,314 --> 01:23:02,315 Val! 1306 01:23:13,426 --> 01:23:14,794 We gotta get her out of here! 1307 01:23:24,604 --> 01:23:25,872 Hey. I got you. 1308 01:23:36,983 --> 01:23:38,885 Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go. 1309 01:23:39,850 --> 01:23:40,954 Stormbreaker, take us home. 1310 01:24:36,609 --> 01:24:38,845 ...at a rate that none of us have seen before. 1311 01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:42,182 Look, there are other more aggressive forms of treatment we can try... 1312 01:24:42,349 --> 01:24:45,518 but something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer. 1313 01:24:46,453 --> 01:24:48,540 I'm sorry, Thor. 1314 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:03,703 There you are. Okay. 1315 01:25:03,870 --> 01:25:04,938 What's goin' on out there? 1316 01:25:05,710 --> 01:25:07,974 Some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it? 1317 01:25:08,141 --> 01:25:11,177 Not to worry. Got it open and got you all sorts of goodies. 1318 01:25:11,344 --> 01:25:12,345 How's Val? 1319 01:25:12,679 --> 01:25:15,150 She's in a lot of pain, but she is stable. 1320 01:25:15,181 --> 01:25:16,490 Okay, good. 1321 01:25:16,549 --> 01:25:18,952 Now you just gotta get this out of my... 1322 01:25:19,850 --> 01:25:20,553 No, no, no. That's gotta stay in there. 1323 01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:23,990 That's all the magic potions and elixirs doing their thing, so... 1324 01:25:24,557 --> 01:25:27,327 I'm just gonna pop out for a moment, pick up the kids, kill the bad guy... 1325 01:25:27,494 --> 01:25:28,661 and then I'll come straight back. 1326 01:25:29,829 --> 01:25:31,398 You're going without me? 1327 01:25:32,165 --> 01:25:33,166 Yeah. 1328 01:25:33,333 --> 01:25:35,268 What happened to, like, doing everything together? 1329 01:25:35,435 --> 01:25:37,370 He's gonna use those kids to distract you. 1330 01:25:37,537 --> 01:25:38,638 You need me. 1331 01:25:38,805 --> 01:25:41,700 I do need you, Jane. I need you alive. 1332 01:25:41,174 --> 01:25:44,177 It'd be great to have you on the battlefield, fighting Gorr side by side... 1333 01:25:44,344 --> 01:25:46,112 but that hammer is killing you. 1334 01:25:47,447 --> 01:25:50,450 Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength... 1335 01:25:50,650 --> 01:25:52,819 leaving your body unable to fight the cancer. 1336 01:25:53,586 --> 01:25:55,522 What happened to, "Live like there's no tomorrow"? 1337 01:25:55,689 --> 01:25:57,557 Well, that's before I knew you might not have one. 1338 01:25:57,724 --> 01:25:59,920 Why not have one more adventure? 1339 01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:01,428 Jane, if there's a chance to live, you have to take it. 1340 01:26:01,594 --> 01:26:04,431 Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer. 1341 01:26:07,934 --> 01:26:11,905 I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico... 1342 01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:14,674 just living the dream, but look at me. 1343 01:26:14,841 --> 01:26:18,478 I wanna keep fighting. I'm the Mighty Thor. 1344 01:26:18,678 --> 01:26:19,879 And you want me not to do that? 1345 01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:22,615 What's the point of more time of this? 1346 01:26:23,683 --> 01:26:25,218 Because I love you. 1347 01:26:27,754 --> 01:26:29,456 I've always loved you. 1348 01:26:30,557 --> 01:26:32,592 And this is a chance for us. 1349 01:26:33,293 --> 01:26:36,863 But if you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone. 1350 01:26:48,908 --> 01:26:50,310 It's your choice, Jane. 1351 01:26:51,478 --> 01:26:54,247 But I'd regret it every single day if I didn't ask you to stay here... 1352 01:26:54,414 --> 01:26:56,282 so we could try and figure this out together. 1353 01:26:59,486 --> 01:27:01,454 You better come back to me. 1354 01:27:02,322 --> 01:27:04,290 I'm coming back as soon as I can. 1355 01:27:06,826 --> 01:27:09,295 -Break a leg. -I'll break all his legs. 1356 01:27:16,703 --> 01:27:18,838 Remember that the Gate to Eternity is at the literal center... 1357 01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:20,400 -of the universe. -Universe. Yes. 1358 01:27:20,206 --> 01:27:21,474 If you go past the cluster of comets... 1359 01:27:21,641 --> 01:27:23,843 Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this. I'm not gonna get lost. 1360 01:27:24,377 --> 01:27:26,813 So how you feeling with the old stab wound? 1361 01:27:26,980 --> 01:27:28,148 I think I lost my kidney. 1362 01:27:28,314 --> 01:27:29,549 Gone completely? 1363 01:27:29,716 --> 01:27:30,817 I wish I could join you... 1364 01:27:31,170 --> 01:27:33,486 but I'd probably die, and that won't help get the kids back... 1365 01:27:33,653 --> 01:27:35,550 so you'll have to go alone. 1366 01:27:35,689 --> 01:27:38,224 All you have to do is destroy that sword. 1367 01:27:38,391 --> 01:27:41,270 It's his source of power. He won't survive long without it. 1368 01:27:43,290 --> 01:27:44,998 Hey. Don't die. 1369 01:27:45,365 --> 01:27:46,533 Yeah, I know. 1370 01:28:40,286 --> 01:28:42,288 Eternity. 1371 01:28:44,591 --> 01:28:46,260 Finally. 1372 01:29:00,774 --> 01:29:02,420 Come on. 1373 01:29:27,901 --> 01:29:28,902 Hey, kids. 1374 01:29:31,438 --> 01:29:32,772 I knew he'd come. 1375 01:29:33,506 --> 01:29:34,507 Go! 1376 01:29:34,674 --> 01:29:35,675 Go, kids! 1377 01:29:44,784 --> 01:29:47,520 Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round. 1378 01:29:47,987 --> 01:29:50,724 Good to see you in person, buddy. Good to see you. 1379 01:30:01,634 --> 01:30:02,969 All right, listen up. Here's the plan. 1380 01:30:03,136 --> 01:30:05,271 We're gonna sneak our way towards Stormbreaker... 1381 01:30:05,438 --> 01:30:09,342 being very careful not to bump into any of those big shadow monsters. 1382 01:30:10,877 --> 01:30:12,278 They're behind me, aren't they? 1383 01:30:17,984 --> 01:30:19,519 Does anyone here have battle experience? 1384 01:30:19,686 --> 01:30:20,653 Battle experience? 1385 01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:22,756 Well, no time to learn like the present. 1386 01:30:22,922 --> 01:30:25,358 We're not strong like you. We're just kids. 1387 01:30:25,525 --> 01:30:27,494 Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids. 1388 01:30:27,927 --> 01:30:29,662 I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid. 1389 01:30:29,829 --> 01:30:30,930 And I'm a Midassian kid. 1390 01:30:31,131 --> 01:30:32,232 -I'm Falligarian. -Okay, okay. 1391 01:30:32,399 --> 01:30:34,868 But today you're Asgardians. 1392 01:30:35,350 --> 01:30:36,302 Now collect your weapons. 1393 01:30:36,469 --> 01:30:37,337 What? 1394 01:30:37,504 --> 01:30:39,506 Go and find anything you can pick up. 1395 01:30:39,673 --> 01:30:40,674 Bring it back here. 1396 01:30:41,740 --> 01:30:42,475 Hurry, hurry! 1397 01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:44,144 Okay, cool. Come on! 1398 01:30:45,378 --> 01:30:47,130 They're getting closer. Hurry up! 1399 01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:48,181 Come on! 1400 01:30:49,783 --> 01:30:53,386 Today is a day that will go down in history. 1401 01:30:54,354 --> 01:30:57,557 Today is the day they will talk about for generations to come. 1402 01:30:57,724 --> 01:31:00,930 Today we are Space Vikings! 1403 01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:02,796 Present arms! 1404 01:31:08,168 --> 01:31:10,870 Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home... 1405 01:31:11,370 --> 01:31:13,873 if they be true of heart is therefore worthy... 1406 01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:15,508 and shall possess... 1407 01:31:16,509 --> 01:31:18,440 for limited time only... 1408 01:31:18,611 --> 01:31:22,282 the power of Thor! 1409 01:31:31,558 --> 01:31:32,826 General Axl... 1410 01:31:34,527 --> 01:31:36,296 lead your army to that axe. 1411 01:31:36,996 --> 01:31:38,465 We shall do our worst. 1412 01:31:39,966 --> 01:31:41,267 For Asgard. 1413 01:33:37,550 --> 01:33:38,718 Yeah! 1414 01:33:41,187 --> 01:33:42,188 No. 1415 01:33:56,536 --> 01:33:57,937 Jane. 1416 01:34:14,954 --> 01:34:16,556 We destroy that sword and he's dead. 1417 01:34:16,723 --> 01:34:18,858 The gateway's almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker. 1418 01:34:19,559 --> 01:34:20,894 It's okay. I got him. 1419 01:34:28,935 --> 01:34:30,437 Stormbreaker, stop this! 1420 01:34:31,171 --> 01:34:32,806 Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing! 1421 01:34:32,972 --> 01:34:34,307 I'm gonna get you out of there. 1422 01:34:35,275 --> 01:34:37,711 Come on. Come on, buddy. 1423 01:34:42,816 --> 01:34:46,186 Let go of my friend. 1424 01:34:50,357 --> 01:34:51,891 You've lost, Lady Thor. 1425 01:34:59,332 --> 01:35:00,300 First off... 1426 01:35:00,734 --> 01:35:03,336 the name is Mighty Thor. 1427 01:35:04,938 --> 01:35:06,206 And secondly... 1428 01:35:06,373 --> 01:35:08,375 if you can't say Mighty Thor... 1429 01:35:09,376 --> 01:35:13,130 I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster. 1430 01:35:16,983 --> 01:35:18,184 And thirdly... 1431 01:35:18,918 --> 01:35:21,788 Eat my hammer! 1432 01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:32,399 Stormbreaker! 1433 01:35:36,770 --> 01:35:38,400 I knew you could do it. 1434 01:35:39,139 --> 01:35:41,107 Axl! Get them home! 1435 01:37:30,116 --> 01:37:31,251 Jane? 1436 01:37:31,751 --> 01:37:32,752 I'm okay. 1437 01:37:33,119 --> 01:37:34,421 You have to stop him. 1438 01:38:04,684 --> 01:38:06,860 Gorr! Stop! 1439 01:38:10,724 --> 01:38:12,859 What kind of father would I be... 1440 01:38:13,460 --> 01:38:15,280 if I stopped? 1441 01:38:18,965 --> 01:38:22,168 I know your pain, but this isn't the way. 1442 01:38:24,137 --> 01:38:27,400 It's not death or revenge that you seek. 1443 01:38:29,809 --> 01:38:32,145 What do I seek? 1444 01:38:45,592 --> 01:38:46,860 You seek love. 1445 01:38:50,230 --> 01:38:51,531 Love? 1446 01:38:52,565 --> 01:38:54,567 Why should I seek love? 1447 01:38:55,301 --> 01:38:57,137 Because it's all any of us want. 1448 01:38:59,572 --> 01:39:00,740 How... 1449 01:39:00,907 --> 01:39:04,611 dare you turn your back on me? 1450 01:39:06,179 --> 01:39:07,947 You've won, Gorr. 1451 01:39:08,148 --> 01:39:09,949 Why would I spend my last moments with you... 1452 01:39:10,150 --> 01:39:11,518 when I can be with her? 1453 01:39:12,886 --> 01:39:14,387 I choose love. 1454 01:39:14,587 --> 01:39:17,424 You can, too. You can bring her back. 1455 01:39:21,361 --> 01:39:23,630 Make your wish. 1456 01:39:54,260 --> 01:39:55,628 I'm dying. 1457 01:39:57,970 --> 01:39:58,732 She would have no one. 1458 01:39:59,966 --> 01:40:01,768 She would be alone. 1459 01:40:09,750 --> 01:40:11,770 She won't be alone. 1460 01:41:21,514 --> 01:41:22,682 My love. 1461 01:41:32,726 --> 01:41:34,661 I've missed you so much. 1462 01:41:37,530 --> 01:41:39,165 I missed you too. 1463 01:41:42,702 --> 01:41:43,937 I'm so sorry. 1464 01:41:44,104 --> 01:41:45,105 It's okay. 1465 01:41:47,207 --> 01:41:49,642 Ever since I picked up that hammer... 1466 01:41:51,478 --> 01:41:52,812 it's like... 1467 01:41:53,546 --> 01:41:55,150 I've gotten an extra life. 1468 01:41:56,483 --> 01:41:58,385 And it was... 1469 01:42:00,860 --> 01:42:01,588 magical. 1470 01:42:04,491 --> 01:42:06,526 Not too bad for a human. 1471 01:42:08,194 --> 01:42:09,729 Not too bad for a god. 1472 01:42:10,697 --> 01:42:14,601 Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase. 1473 01:42:15,350 --> 01:42:16,603 -Oh, yeah? What is it? -Come close... 1474 01:42:22,575 --> 01:42:23,743 It's perfect. 1475 01:42:23,910 --> 01:42:25,211 It's the best one yet. 1476 01:42:25,378 --> 01:42:26,579 Thanks. 1477 01:42:34,688 --> 01:42:36,923 Keep your heart open. 1478 01:42:42,429 --> 01:42:43,863 I love you. 1479 01:42:45,980 --> 01:42:46,599 I love you, too. 1480 01:43:25,805 --> 01:43:27,307 Protect her. 1481 01:43:28,842 --> 01:43:30,176 Protect my love. 1482 01:44:04,177 --> 01:44:08,140 Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking... 1483 01:44:08,782 --> 01:44:13,953 AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr. Jane Foster. 1484 01:44:16,222 --> 01:44:18,692 Her sacrifice saved the universe... 1485 01:44:18,858 --> 01:44:22,495 and taught us all what it means to be worthy. 1486 01:44:23,290 --> 01:44:24,931 She helped the children of the gods... 1487 01:44:25,980 --> 01:44:27,400 who laser-beamed their way back home... 1488 01:44:27,567 --> 01:44:31,504 to their dozy little fishing village turned tourist destination. 1489 01:44:32,572 --> 01:44:33,673 Axl! 1490 01:44:33,807 --> 01:44:35,275 I missed you. 1491 01:44:35,675 --> 01:44:36,910 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. I'm okay. 1492 01:44:37,770 --> 01:44:38,211 -Are you sure? -I'm okay. 1493 01:44:38,378 --> 01:44:39,779 The kids were safe to be kids again. 1494 01:44:39,946 --> 01:44:41,348 Louder, three! 1495 01:44:42,949 --> 01:44:43,950 Widen your stance. 1496 01:44:44,117 --> 01:44:47,554 Especially after their king made them all go to self-defense classes. 1497 01:44:47,721 --> 01:44:49,522 Look at all those budding Space Vikings. 1498 01:44:49,689 --> 01:44:50,790 And the most important part. 1499 01:44:51,291 --> 01:44:52,625 The war cry! 1500 01:44:54,940 --> 01:44:55,362 Even Heimdall's son... 1501 01:44:55,528 --> 01:44:57,163 Axl Heimdallson... 1502 01:44:57,364 --> 01:44:59,566 who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic... 1503 01:44:59,733 --> 01:45:01,568 was becoming quite the warrior. 1504 01:45:02,100 --> 01:45:04,237 The future of Asgard was secure. 1505 01:45:05,972 --> 01:45:08,942 Speaking of futures, I was forging one of my own... 1506 01:45:09,109 --> 01:45:10,577 now that my body's grown back... 1507 01:45:11,478 --> 01:45:13,646 with a dude I met called Dwayne. 1508 01:45:15,281 --> 01:45:16,916 And what about Thor, you ask? 1509 01:45:17,484 --> 01:45:19,619 He embarked on a new journey... 1510 01:45:19,786 --> 01:45:24,157 because he had found something to live for, something to love for. 1511 01:45:24,324 --> 01:45:28,828 A little someone who turned him from Sad God into Dad God. 1512 01:45:28,995 --> 01:45:30,163 Breakfast is served. 1513 01:45:31,664 --> 01:45:33,633 Hello. There you go. 1514 01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:35,769 Hey. Breakfast. 1515 01:45:36,169 --> 01:45:38,671 Excuse me. What is that? 1516 01:45:38,838 --> 01:45:40,674 They're pan-flaps. From Earth. 1517 01:45:40,840 --> 01:45:42,676 I don't think I like pan-flaps. 1518 01:45:42,842 --> 01:45:43,943 -You love them. -No, I don't. 1519 01:45:44,110 --> 01:45:45,945 -Yes, you do. -I've never had that in my life. 1520 01:45:46,112 --> 01:45:47,647 Come on. Eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late. 1521 01:45:47,814 --> 01:45:48,748 Now where are your boots? 1522 01:45:48,982 --> 01:45:50,950 I'm wearing them. 1523 01:45:51,284 --> 01:45:52,452 You're not wearing those. 1524 01:45:52,619 --> 01:45:54,187 -Yes, I am. -No, you're not. 1525 01:45:54,354 --> 01:45:55,522 Yes, I am. 1526 01:45:55,689 --> 01:45:56,756 No. You're not. 1527 01:45:56,890 --> 01:45:58,580 Go to hell, demon! 1528 01:45:59,993 --> 01:46:00,894 Wow! 1529 01:46:01,327 --> 01:46:03,997 Brand new, now destroyed. Thank you very much. 1530 01:46:04,164 --> 01:46:05,999 You know what? You wear what you want. 1531 01:46:06,166 --> 01:46:08,100 Don't come complaining to me when your feet get sore, all right? 1532 01:46:08,168 --> 01:46:09,903 You'll get no sympathy here from me. 1533 01:46:10,136 --> 01:46:12,338 Fine, I'll wear the boots. 1534 01:46:12,505 --> 01:46:13,373 Thank you. 1535 01:46:13,540 --> 01:46:15,308 Remember what my mother used to tell me. 1536 01:46:15,475 --> 01:46:16,476 Listen to the grown-ups... 1537 01:46:16,643 --> 01:46:18,678 and if you see anyone scared or being picked on... 1538 01:46:18,845 --> 01:46:20,180 -you look after them, okay? -Okay. 1539 01:46:20,347 --> 01:46:21,715 And most of all, have fun. 1540 01:46:21,881 --> 01:46:23,416 -Gotcha. 1541 01:46:23,616 --> 01:46:25,618 Now where is Mjolnir? Where did I put him? 1542 01:46:25,785 --> 01:46:26,953 Over there. Sleeping in the bed. 1543 01:46:27,870 --> 01:46:28,254 In the bed. 1544 01:46:29,856 --> 01:46:30,857 Oh, wow. 1545 01:46:33,326 --> 01:46:35,950 That is not coming off. 1546 01:46:35,862 --> 01:46:37,263 What did you do? 1547 01:46:37,430 --> 01:46:39,366 She looked boring before. 1548 01:46:40,433 --> 01:46:41,968 Yeah. Suppose it did. 1549 01:46:42,102 --> 01:46:43,103 I love it. 1550 01:46:43,436 --> 01:46:44,671 Very creative. 1551 01:46:48,842 --> 01:46:49,809 Okay. 1552 01:46:50,443 --> 01:46:51,678 Now, you see the aliens down there? 1553 01:46:51,845 --> 01:46:54,470 -The stripy ones? -They look nice. 1554 01:46:54,214 --> 01:46:56,160 Yeah, they are nice. That's why we have to look after them. 1555 01:46:56,182 --> 01:46:58,180 Got it. Protect the nice ones. 1556 01:46:59,119 --> 01:47:00,120 I love you, sweetie. 1557 01:47:00,286 --> 01:47:01,554 Love you, Uncle Thor. 1558 01:47:04,557 --> 01:47:06,590 They will always be there for us. 1559 01:47:06,226 --> 01:47:09,396 The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity. 1560 01:47:09,562 --> 01:47:11,898 With the powers of a god. 1561 01:47:14,367 --> 01:47:16,200 Two warriors... 1562 01:47:16,136 --> 01:47:19,272 fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good. 1563 01:47:24,944 --> 01:47:28,581 They have traveled far, and have been given many names. 1564 01:47:29,249 --> 01:47:31,685 But to those who know them best... 1565 01:47:31,851 --> 01:47:33,486 they are simply known... 1566 01:47:33,687 --> 01:47:35,689 as Love and Thunder. 1567 01:49:23,530 --> 01:49:27,534 It used to be that being a god, it meant something. 1568 01:49:29,335 --> 01:49:31,371 People would whisper your name... 1569 01:49:31,971 --> 01:49:35,875 before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams. 1570 01:49:36,976 --> 01:49:39,312 They begged you for mercy... 1571 01:49:39,979 --> 01:49:42,716 without ever knowing if you were actually listening. 1572 01:49:45,510 --> 01:49:46,520 Now... 1573 01:49:46,753 --> 01:49:48,688 you know, they look to the sky... 1574 01:49:49,456 --> 01:49:51,725 they don't ask us for lightning. 1575 01:49:52,392 --> 01:49:54,728 They don't ask us for rain. 1576 01:49:55,428 --> 01:49:59,766 They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes. 1577 01:50:03,690 --> 01:50:05,438 When did we become the joke? 1578 01:50:08,541 --> 01:50:09,776 No. 1579 01:50:10,744 --> 01:50:12,212 No more. 1580 01:50:13,747 --> 01:50:16,349 They will fear us again... 1581 01:50:16,816 --> 01:50:19,786 when Thor Odinson falls from the sky. 1582 01:50:23,560 --> 01:50:25,925 Do you understand me, Hercules? 1583 01:50:26,426 --> 01:50:28,828 Do you understand me, my son? 1584 01:50:29,129 --> 01:50:30,563 Yes, Father. 1585 01:57:18,380 --> 01:57:18,972 What? 1586 01:57:20,640 --> 01:57:21,775 Hey. 1587 01:57:23,143 --> 01:57:24,644 Jane Foster. 1588 01:57:25,512 --> 01:57:27,470 Heimdall. 1589 01:57:27,514 --> 01:57:28,882 I see you're dead now. 1590 01:57:29,649 --> 01:57:30,884 Yeah. 1591 01:57:31,518 --> 01:57:33,520 Thank you for looking after my son. 1592 01:57:34,287 --> 01:57:36,890 You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods. 1593 01:57:41,661 --> 01:57:43,396 Welcome to Valhalla.