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Now,
I know what you're thinking.

2
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"Oh, no! Thor's in a cage.
How did this happen?"

3
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Well, sometimes
you have to get captured

4
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just to get a straight
answer out of somebody.

5
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It's a long story,

6
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but basically,
I'm a bit of a hero.

7
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See, I spent some time on Earth...

8
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fought some robots,

9
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saved the planet a couple of times.

10
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Then I went searching
through the cosmos

11
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for some magic,
colorful Infinity Stone things.

12
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Didn't find any.

13
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That's when I came across

14
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a path of death
and destruction...

15
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which led me all the way
here into this cage...

16
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where I met you.

17
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Hmm.

18
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How much longer do you
think we'll be here?

19
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Thor, son of Odin.

20
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Surtur, son of a *****.

21
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You're still alive.

22
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I thought my father killed you
a half a million years ago.

23
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I cannot die.

24
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Not until
I fulfill my destiny...

25
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and lay waste to your home.

26
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It's funny
you should mention that.

27
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Because I've been having these
terrible dreams of late.

28
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Asgard up in flames,
falling to ruins.

29
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And you, Surtur,

30
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are at the center
of all of them.

31
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Then you have seen Ragnarok,
the fall of Asgard.

32
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- The great prophecy...
- Hang on.

33
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Hang on.

34
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I'll be back around shortly.

35
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I really feel like we were
connecting there.

36
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Okay, so Ragnarok.

37
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Tell me about that.
Walk me through it.

38
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My time has come.

39
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When my crown is reunited
with the Eternal Flame...

40
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I shall be restored
to my full might.

41
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I will tower
over the mountains...

42
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and bury my sword
deep in Asgard's...

43
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Oh, hang on.
Give it a second.

44
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I swear I'm not even moving.

45
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It's just doing this
on its own.

46
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I'm really sorry.

47
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Okay, so let me
get this straight.

48
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You're going to put your crown
into the Eternal Flame...

49
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and then you'll suddenly grow
as big as a house?

50
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A mountain!

51
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The Eternal Flame that Odin
keeps locked away on Asgard?

52
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Odin is not on Asgard.

53
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And your absence has left
the throne defenseless.

54
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Okay, so where is it?
This crown?

55
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This is my crown,
the source of my power.

56
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Oh, that's a crown.

57
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I thought it was
a big eyebrow.

58
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It's a crown.

59
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Anyway, it sounds like all I
have to do to stop Ragnarok...

60
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is rip that thing
off your head.

61
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But Ragnarok
has already begun.

62
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You cannot stop it.

63
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I am Asgard's doom,
and so are you.

64
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All will suffer,
all will burn.

65
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Oh, that's intense.

66
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To be honest,
seeing you grow really big...

67
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and set fire to a planet
would be quite the spectacle.

68
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But it looks like I'm gonna
have to choose option B...

69
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where I bust
out of these chains...

70
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knock that tiara
off your head,

71
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and stash it away
in Asgard's vault.

72
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You cannot stop Ragnarok.

73
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Why fight it?

74
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Because that's what heroes do.

75
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Hmm.

76
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Wait, I'm sorry.
I didn't time that right.

77
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Hmm?

78
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And, now!

79
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You have made
a grave mistake, Odinson.

80
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I make grave mistakes
all the time.

81
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Everything seems
to work out.

82
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Huh?

83
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Heimdall, I know
it's been a while,

84
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but I could really use
a fast exit.

85
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Heimdall?

86
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Heimdall was an idiot.

87
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This job should have
made him rich.

88
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Now, the job ain't easy...

89
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but it does have
its benefits.

90
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The Bifrost gives me
access to everything

91
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the Nine Realms
has to offer.

92
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I mean it's all mine
for the taking.

93
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Behold...

94
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my stuff.

95
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Ooh.

96
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I'm particularly fond
of these.

97
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I pulled them out of a place
on Midgard called Texas.

98
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I even named them.
Des and Troy.

99
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You see, when you
put them together...

100
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they destroy.

101
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Heimdall, come on.

102
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Stay!

103
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Heimdall? I'm running
short on options.

104
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Heimdall?

105
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Um... Skurge?

106
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Is that important?

107
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You girls
are in for a treat.

108
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Girls!

109
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Well, well, well.
Look who decided to pop in.

110
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Thanks for scaring away
my company

111
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and drenching my
workplace in brains.

112
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Who are you?

113
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Don't you remember?
I'm Skurge.

114
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We fought together
on Vanaheim.

115
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Right. Where is Heimdall?

116
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That traitor. No one knows.
He's a fugitive of the throne.

117
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Traitor?

118
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Yeah. Well, you see,
Odin charged Heimdall

119
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with negligence of duty...

120
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but he disappeared
before the trial.

121
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Hard to catch a guy

122
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who can see everything
in the universe.

123
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Sure.

124
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Hold on. I'm supposed
to announce your arrival.

125
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What the hell is that?

126
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Oh, brother.
This is it.

127
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I take my leave.

128
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You fool,
you didn't listen!

129
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,836
I'm sorry.

130
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,400
Lady Sif, get help!

131
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,939
Somebody, help!

132
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,374
Sorry
for all I've done.

133
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,376
Shh. It's all right.
Hold on.

134
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:13,130
I'm sorry
I tried to rule Earth.

135
00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:14,414
They'd be lucky to have you.

136
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:17,751
I'm sorry about that thing
with the Tesseract.

137
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,386
- I just couldn't help myself.
- I know.

138
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,887
I'm a trickster.

139
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So mischievous.

140
00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,792
Sorry about that time
I turned you into a frog.

141
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,327
It was a wonderful joke.

142
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,496
'Twas indeed hilarious.

143
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,998
You are the savior
of Asgard.

144
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- Tell my story.
- I will.

145
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Build a statue for me.

146
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,237
We will build
a big statue for you.

147
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With my helmet on,
with the big bendy horns.

148
00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,810
I will tell Father
what you did here today.

149
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I didn't do it for him.

150
00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:49,490
I didn't do it for him.

151
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,993
No!

152
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,399
And so,
Loki died of his wounds...

153
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,468
giving his life for ours.

154
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,338
He fought back
those disgusting elves...

155
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,306
he brought peace to the realm.

156
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,276
Loki, my boy...

157
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,780
'twas many moons ago
I found you

158
00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:20,914
on that
frostbitten battlefield.

159
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,483
On that day,
I did not yet see in you...

160
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,520
Asgard's savior. No.

161
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:31,291
You were merely a little
blue baby icicle...

162
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:34,861
that melted
this old fool's heart.

163
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,432
Bravo! Bravo!
Well done. Bravo.

164
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,438
Father.

165
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,907
Oh, shit.

166
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,210
Uh, my son, Thor,
has returned!

167
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,380
Greetings, my boy.

168
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,248
It's an interesting play.
What's it called?

169
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The Tragedy
of Loki of Asgard.

170
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,452
The people wanted
to commemorate him.

171
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,210
Ah, indeed they should.

172
00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,222
I like the statue.

173
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,891
A lot better looking than he
was when he was alive, though.

174
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,793
A little less weaselly,
less greasy, maybe.

175
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,597
Do you know what this is?

176
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,900
The skull of Surtur.
That's a formidable weapon!

177
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,468
Do me a favor. Lock
this away in a vault...

178
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,237
so it doesn't turn
into a giant monster

179
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,838
and destroy
the whole planet.

180
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,420
Thank you, dear. Um...

181
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:25,780
So it's back to Midgard
for you, is it?

182
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:26,546
Nope.

183
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,416
I've been having this
reoccurring dream lately.

184
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,385
Every night, I see
Asgard fall into ruins.

185
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,620
That's just
a silly dream...

186
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,588
signs of an overactive
imagination.

187
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,690
Possibly.

188
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:39,125
But then I decide to go
out there and investigate.

189
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,260
And what do I find,

190
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,296
but the Nine Realms
completely in chaos.

191
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,399
Enemies of Asgard assembling,
plotting our demise...

192
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,680
all while you, Odin,

193
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,469
the protector
of those Nine Realms...

194
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,237
are sitting here
in your bathrobe,

195
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,305
eating grapes.

196
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,941
Yes, it is best to respect
our neighbors' freedom.

197
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,944
Yes, of course, the
freedom to be massacred.

198
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,948
Yes, besides I've been
rather busy myself.

199
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:02,949
Watching theater.

200
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,151
Board meetings, and security
council meetings...

201
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,319
You're really gonna
make me do it?

202
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,520
Do what?

203
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,360
You know that nothing
will stop Mjolnir

204
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,128
as it returns to my hand.

205
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,629
Not even your face.

206
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,165
You've gone quite mad.
You'll be executed for this.

207
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,935
Then I'll see you on the
other side, brother.

208
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,471
All right, I yield.

209
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,749
Behold!

210
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,884
Thor...

211
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,200
- Odinson.
- No.

212
00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:44,257
You had one job.
Just the one.

213
00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:47,293
Where's Odin?

214
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,620
You just couldn't
stay away, could you?

215
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,264
Everything was fine
without you.

216
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,167
Asgard was prospering.
You've ruined everything.

217
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,402
- Ask them.
- Where's Father?

218
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,137
- Did you kill him?
- You had what you wanted.

219
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,204
You had the independence
you asked for.

220
00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,305
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

221
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,574
Okay. I know exactly
where he is.

222
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,622
I swear I left him
right here.

223
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,491
Right here
on the sidewalk,

224
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,226
or right there where the
building is being demolished?

225
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,461
Great planning.

226
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,495
How was I
supposed to know?

227
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,364
Can't see into the future.
I'm not a witch.

228
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,700
No? Then why do you
dress like one?

229
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,735
- Hey.
- I can't believe you're alive.

230
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,403
I saw you die.

231
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,205
I mourned you,
I cried for you.

232
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,640
I'm honored.

233
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,574
Ask him.

234
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,643
Hi. Would you mind taking
a picture with us?

235
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,790
Oh, sure.

236
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,481
Start figuring out
where he is.

237
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,615
Oh, my God.

238
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,718
Sorry to hear
that Jane dumped you.

239
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,187
She didn't dump me,
you know.

240
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,122
I dumped her.
It was a mutual dumping.

241
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,226
What's this?
What are you doing?

242
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,427
This isn't me.

243
00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,699
Loki.

244
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,559
Thor Odinson.

245
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,638
God of Thunder.

246
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,708
You can put down
the umbrella.

247
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,461
So, Earth has, uh,
wizards now?

248
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,368
The preferred term is

249
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,470
"Master of the Mystic Arts."
You can leave that now.

250
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,139
All right, wizard.

251
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,607
Who are you?
Why should I care?

252
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,643
My name is
Doctor Stephen Strange,

253
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,845
and I have some
questions for you.

254
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,460
Take a seat.

255
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,319
Tea?

256
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,123
I don't drink tea.

257
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,424
What do you drink?

258
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,625
Not tea.

259
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,731
So, I keep a watch list

260
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,699
of individuals and beings
from other realms...

261
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,267
that may be a threat
to this world.

262
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:45,338
Your adopted brother, Loki,
is one of those beings.

263
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,707
He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm.

264
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,511
Then why bring him here?

265
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,613
We're looking for my father.

266
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,916
So, if I were to tell you
where Odin was...

267
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,519
all parties concerned would
promptly return to Asgard?

268
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,653
Promptly.

269
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,422
Great! Then I'll help you.

270
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,158
If you knew where he was,
why didn't you call me?

271
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,326
I have to tell you,
he was adamant

272
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,360
that he not be disturbed.

273
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,764
Your father said he had
chosen to remain in exile.

274
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:14,367
- Hmm.
- And you don't have a phone.

275
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,202
No, I don't have a phone...

276
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,771
but you could have sent
an electronic letter.

277
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,172
It's called an email.

278
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,241
- Yeah, do you have a computer?
- No. What for?

279
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,909
- Uh-huh.
- Anyway,

280
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,811
my father
is no longer in exile.

281
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,513
So if you could
tell me where he is,

282
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,747
I can take him home.

283
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,417
Gladly. He's in Norway.

284
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,752
I'm just seeing
whether this incantation

285
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,855
requires any Asgardian
modifications.

286
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,824
Nope.

287
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,826
Oh, we don't need that.

288
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,133
Will you stop doing that?

289
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,272
I need just one strand
of your hair.

290
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,173
Let me explain something.

291
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,709
My hair is not to be
meddled with.

292
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,918
We could have just walked.

293
00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:09,622
He's waiting for you.

294
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,924
All right.

295
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,625
Don't forget your umbrella.

296
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,827
Oh, yes.

297
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,802
Sorry.

298
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,707
There we go.

299
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,410
I suppose I'll need
my brother back.

300
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,811
Oh, yeah. Right.

301
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:41,354
I have been falling
for 30 minutes!

302
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,555
You can handle him
from here.

303
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,257
Yes. Of course.

304
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,692
Thank you very much
for your help.

305
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,826
Good luck.

306
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,895
Handle me?
Who are you?

307
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,697
Loki.

308
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:51,831
You think you're
some kind of sorcerer?

309
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,933
Don't think for one minute,
you second-rate...

310
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,135
Bye-bye.

311
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,828
Father?

312
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,332
Look at this place.
It's beautiful.

313
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,806
Father, it's us.

314
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:37,711
My sons.

315
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,447
I've been
waiting for you.

316
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,948
I know. We've come
to take you home.

317
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,750
Home, yes.

318
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,921
Your mother,
she calls me.

319
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,524
Do you hear it?

320
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,794
Loki, lift your magic.

321
00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,367
Took me quite a while to
break free from your spell.

322
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,901
Frigga would have
been proud.

323
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,670
Come and sit with me.
I don't have much time.

324
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:12,946
I know that
we failed you.

325
00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,447
But we can make this right.

326
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,449
I failed you.

327
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,353
It is upon us. Ragnarok.

328
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:23,390
No, I've stopped Ragnarok.
I put an end to Surtur.

329
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,125
No.

330
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,394
It has already begun.
She's coming.

331
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,797
My life was all that
held her back.

332
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,320
But my time has come.

333
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,836
I cannot keep her away
any longer.

334
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,390
Father, who are you
talking about?

335
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,975
Goddess of Death. Hela.

336
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:44,678
My firstborn.

337
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:46,980
Your sister.

338
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,651
Your what?

339
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,240
Her violent appetites
grew beyond my control.

340
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,428
I couldn't stop her,
so I imprisoned her.

341
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,596
Locked her away.

342
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,867
She draws her strength
from Asgard...

343
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:12,380
and once she gets there,
her powers will be limitless.

344
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,541
Whatever she is, we can stop her together.
We can face her together.

345
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,742
No, we won't.

346
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,912
I'm on a different path now.

347
00:21:18,912 --> 00:21:20,480
This you must face alone.

348
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,551
I love you, my sons.

349
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,722
Look at that.

350
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,394
Remember this place.

351
00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:37,430
Home.

352
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,304
Brother.

353
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,915
This was your doing.

354
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,625
So he's gone.

355
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,998
That's a shame. I would've
liked to have seen that.

356
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,633
You must be Hela.

357
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,870
I'm Thor, son of Odin.

358
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:27,707
Really?
You don't look like him.

359
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:29,642
Perhaps we can come
to an arrangement.

360
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,544
You sound like him.

361
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:34,748
Kneel.

362
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,160
Beg your pardon?

363
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,921
Kneel.

364
00:23:45,910 --> 00:23:46,893
Before your queen.

365
00:23:48,128 --> 00:23:49,629
I don't think so.

366
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:03,610
It's not possible.

367
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:07,147
Darling, you have no idea
what's possible.

368
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,368
Bring us back!

369
00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:29,636
No!

370
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:39,846
Loki!

371
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,428
Who are you? What have
you done with Thor?

372
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,734
I'm Hela.

373
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:40,600
I'm just a janitor.

374
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,143
You look like a smart boy
with good survival instincts.

375
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:47,947
How would you like a job?

376
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:01,581
Are you a fighter?

377
00:28:01,581 --> 00:28:03,516
Or are you food?

378
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,885
I'm just passing through.

379
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,354
It is food.

380
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,555
On your knees.

381
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,832
He's mine.

382
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,209
Wait!

383
00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,153
Wait!

384
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:16,523
He's mine.

385
00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:20,260
So if you want him,
you go through me.

386
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,361
But we've already
got him.

387
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:26,499
All right, then.
I guess I go through you.

388
00:29:26,499 --> 00:29:28,680
More food.

389
00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,571
Thank you.

390
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,770
Scrapper 142. I need clearance
and an audience with the boss.

391
00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:46,460
I've got something special.

392
00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:48,314
Hey! Where are you
taking me?

393
00:30:49,549 --> 00:30:51,170
Answer me!

394
00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:52,419
Hey!

395
00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:56,322
I am Thor, son of Odin.
I need to get back to Asgard.

396
00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:58,625
Many apologies, your majesty.

397
00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:30,724
It's come to my attention
that you don't know who I am.

398
00:31:37,697 --> 00:31:41,468
I am Hela,
Odin's firstborn...

399
00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:44,104
the commander
of the Legions of Asgard...

400
00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:45,672
the rightful heir
to the throne,

401
00:31:45,672 --> 00:31:47,707
and the Goddess of Death.

402
00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:54,681
My father is dead.

403
00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:57,283
As are the princes.
You're welcome.

404
00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:58,618
We were once the seat

405
00:31:58,618 --> 00:32:00,787
of absolute power
in the cosmos.

406
00:32:00,787 --> 00:32:03,256
Our supremacy
was unchallenged.

407
00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:06,459
Yet Odin stopped
at Nine Realms.

408
00:32:06,459 --> 00:32:09,996
Our destiny is
to rule over all others.

409
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,167
And I am here
to restore that power.

410
00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:17,103
Kneel before me...

411
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:21,141
and rise into the ranks
of my great conquest.

412
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,377
Whoever you are...

413
00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:27,514
whatever you've done,
surrender now!

414
00:32:27,514 --> 00:32:29,816
Or we will show you
no mercy.

415
00:32:29,816 --> 00:32:31,551
Whoever I am?

416
00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:34,320
Did you listen
to a word I said?

417
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,356
This is your
last warning!

418
00:32:38,558 --> 00:32:40,727
I thought you'd be
happy to see me.

419
00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:47,634
Fine.

420
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,482
Charge!

421
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:59,439
Oh, I've missed this.

422
00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:01,374
Still, it's a shame.

423
00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:03,643
Good soldiers dying
for nothing...

424
00:34:03,643 --> 00:34:06,212
all because they couldn't
see the future.

425
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,580
Sad.

426
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:10,750
Oh, look, still alive.

427
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,226
Change of heart?

428
00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:22,595
Go back to whatever cave
you crept out of.

429
00:34:23,863 --> 00:34:25,432
You evil demoness!

430
00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:31,404
Let's go see my palace.

431
00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:04,604
Fear not, for you are found.

432
00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:08,641
You are home,
and there is no going back.

433
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:14,280
No one leaves this place.

434
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,949
But what is this place?

435
00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:19,419
The answer is Sakaar.

436
00:35:21,210 --> 00:35:23,490
Surrounded
by cosmic gateways...

437
00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:26,493
Sakaar lives on the edge
of the known and unknown.

438
00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:28,328
It is the collection point

439
00:35:28,328 --> 00:35:30,263
for all lost
and unloved things...

440
00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:31,965
like you.

441
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:34,901
But here on Sakaar,
you are significant.

442
00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:36,636
You are valuable.

443
00:35:36,636 --> 00:35:38,271
Here you are loved.

444
00:35:38,271 --> 00:35:39,539
What the hell?

445
00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:42,642
And no one loves you more
than the Grandmaster.

446
00:35:42,642 --> 00:35:44,644
He is the original,

447
00:35:44,644 --> 00:35:46,913
the first lost
and the first found...

448
00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:48,140
the creator of Sakaar...

449
00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:51,718
and father
of the Contest of Champions.

450
00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:56,289
Where once you were nothing,
now you are something.

451
00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:59,559
You are the property
of the Grandmaster.

452
00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:01,610
Congratulations!

453
00:36:01,610 --> 00:36:05,310
You will meet the Grandmaster
in 5 seconds.

454
00:36:05,310 --> 00:36:06,533
Prepare yourself.

455
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:09,636
Prepare yourself.

456
00:36:11,304 --> 00:36:14,607
You are now meeting
the Grandmaster.

457
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:24,818
Hmm, hmm, hmm.

458
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:29,723
He's wonderful.
It is a he?

459
00:36:29,723 --> 00:36:30,957
It is a he.

460
00:36:30,957 --> 00:36:32,580
Yeah.

461
00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:34,394
I love when you come
to visit, 142.

462
00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,290
You bring me the best stuff.

463
00:36:36,290 --> 00:36:37,897
Whenever we get
to talking, Topaz,

464
00:36:37,897 --> 00:36:39,799
about Scrapper 142...

465
00:36:39,799 --> 00:36:41,401
what do I always say?

466
00:36:41,401 --> 00:36:43,570
"She is the..."
And it starts with a "B."

467
00:36:43,570 --> 00:36:44,771
Trash.

468
00:36:45,605 --> 00:36:48,341
No, not trash.

469
00:36:48,341 --> 00:36:49,743
Were you waiting
just to call her that?

470
00:36:49,743 --> 00:36:51,511
It doesn't start
with a "B."

471
00:36:51,511 --> 00:36:52,712
Booze hag.

472
00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:57,751
Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best."
I was thinking about "best."

473
00:36:57,751 --> 00:36:59,520
'Cause I always say
you're the best.

474
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,121
She brought me my beloved
champion, you know.

475
00:37:01,121 --> 00:37:03,890
You say that every time
she's here.

476
00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:04,524
What have you brought today?
Tell me.

477
00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:05,925
A contender.

478
00:37:05,925 --> 00:37:07,270
A what?

479
00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:09,462
I need to go closer.
I want a closer look at this.

480
00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:11,598
Can you take us closer?
Thank you.

481
00:37:23,810 --> 00:37:25,110
Pay this lady.

482
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:26,946
Just wait a damn minute.

483
00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:29,549
I'm not for sale.

484
00:37:35,655 --> 00:37:37,524
Man, he's a fighter.

485
00:37:37,524 --> 00:37:38,925
I take 10 million.

486
00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:39,959
Tell her she's dreaming.

487
00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:42,629
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
transfer the units.

488
00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:50,870
You'll pay for this.

489
00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:52,372
No, I got paid for this.

490
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,775
Here's what I wanna know.

491
00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:58,478
Who are you?

492
00:37:58,478 --> 00:38:03,490
I am the God of Thunder.

493
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:04,851
Wow.

494
00:38:05,919 --> 00:38:07,153
I didn't hear any thunder,

495
00:38:07,153 --> 00:38:10,230
but out of your fingers,
was that sparkles?

496
00:38:10,230 --> 00:38:12,459
We've located your cousin.

497
00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:13,927
Uh, oh, good!

498
00:38:13,927 --> 00:38:16,196
Yeah, come on. I think
you're gonna like this.

499
00:38:16,196 --> 00:38:17,464
There he is.

500
00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:19,132
Hey, cuz.

501
00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:21,568
We almost couldn't find you.
What, you been hiding?

502
00:38:21,568 --> 00:38:23,360
Hi.

503
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,471
Hmm.

504
00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:25,772
So...

505
00:38:25,772 --> 00:38:27,574
Please.

506
00:38:27,574 --> 00:38:29,142
I'm sorry.

507
00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:30,610
Yeah.

508
00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:31,811
Carlo...

509
00:38:32,912 --> 00:38:34,214
I pardon you.

510
00:38:34,214 --> 00:38:35,815
Oh, thank you.

511
00:38:35,815 --> 00:38:37,117
Thank you.

512
00:38:37,117 --> 00:38:40,860
You're officially pardoned.
From life.

513
00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:46,993
Help me.

514
00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:50,697
Oh, my God!

515
00:38:50,697 --> 00:38:52,699
I'm stepping in it.
I'm stepping in it. Look!

516
00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:55,100
Wow.

517
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:57,300
Oh, the smell.

518
00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,505
What does it smell like?

519
00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:00,707
Burnt toast.

520
00:39:00,707 --> 00:39:02,776
What happened to my manners?

521
00:39:02,776 --> 00:39:04,544
I haven't properly
introduced myself.

522
00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:06,813
Come on.
Uh, follow me.

523
00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:08,948
My name is Grandmaster.

524
00:39:08,948 --> 00:39:10,750
I preside over
a little harlequinade

525
00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:12,619
called the
Contest of Champions.

526
00:39:12,619 --> 00:39:13,887
People come
from far and wide

527
00:39:13,887 --> 00:39:15,522
to unwillingly
participate in it.

528
00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:16,623
And you, my friend,

529
00:39:16,623 --> 00:39:18,580
might just be part
of the new cast.

530
00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:19,359
What do you say to that?

531
00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:21,695
We're not friends and I don't
give a shit about your games.

532
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:23,129
I'm going back to Asgard.

533
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,168
One, two, three, four.

534
00:39:29,736 --> 00:39:32,500
There was a wormhole
in space and time beneath me.

535
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:35,508
At that moment,
I let go.

536
00:39:35,508 --> 00:39:36,710
Loki?

537
00:39:37,844 --> 00:39:39,746
Loki! Loki!

538
00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:43,116
Over here. Over here.

539
00:39:43,116 --> 00:39:44,951
- Excuse me one second.
- Loki!

540
00:39:46,519 --> 00:39:47,887
- What?
- You're alive?

541
00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:49,689
- Yes, of course I'm alive.
- What are you doing here?

542
00:39:49,689 --> 00:39:50,757
What do you mean,
what am I doing?

543
00:39:50,757 --> 00:39:52,250
I'm stuck
in this stupid chair.

544
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:53,526
- Where's your chair?
- I didn't get a chair.

545
00:39:53,526 --> 00:39:54,861
- Get me out of this one.
- I can't.

546
00:39:54,861 --> 00:39:56,196
- Get me out. What?
- I can't.

547
00:39:56,196 --> 00:39:57,263
I've made friends
with this man.

548
00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:58,665
He's called
the Grandmaster.

549
00:39:58,665 --> 00:39:59,866
- Oh, he's crazy!
- I've gained his favor.

550
00:39:59,866 --> 00:40:01,668
The Bifrost brought me
out here weeks ago.

551
00:40:01,668 --> 00:40:02,902
- Weeks ago?
- Yes.

552
00:40:02,902 --> 00:40:03,870
I just got here.

553
00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:05,171
What are you
whispering about?

554
00:40:06,139 --> 00:40:08,208
Time works real different
around these parts.

555
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:11,578
On any other world, I'd be,
like, millions of years old.

556
00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:13,146
But here on Sakaar...

557
00:40:18,618 --> 00:40:21,287
In any case,
you know this, uh...

558
00:40:21,287 --> 00:40:22,822
You call yourself
Lord of Thunder?

559
00:40:22,822 --> 00:40:25,225
God of Thunder.
Tell him.

560
00:40:25,225 --> 00:40:27,930
I've never met this man
in my life.

561
00:40:27,930 --> 00:40:28,928
- He's my brother.
- Adopted.

562
00:40:28,928 --> 00:40:30,130
Is he any kind of a fighter?

563
00:40:30,130 --> 00:40:31,231
You take this thing

564
00:40:31,231 --> 00:40:32,232
out of my neck
and I'll show you.

565
00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:34,300
Now, listen to that.
He's threatening me.

566
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,603
Hey, Sparkles,
here's the deal.

567
00:40:38,905 --> 00:40:39,839
Asgard.

568
00:40:39,839 --> 00:40:43,760
Any contender who defeats
my champion...

569
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,780
their freedom
they shall win.

570
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:46,780
Fine. Then point me
in the direction

571
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,581
of whoever's ***
I have to kick!

572
00:40:48,581 --> 00:40:51,151
That's what I call,
contender.

573
00:40:51,151 --> 00:40:53,953
Direction would be
this way, Lord.

574
00:40:53,953 --> 00:40:55,221
Ah! Loki!

575
00:41:01,594 --> 00:41:04,970
Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, man.

576
00:41:04,970 --> 00:41:05,999
Over here.

577
00:41:05,999 --> 00:41:07,801
The pile of rocks
waving at you. Here.

578
00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:10,370
Yeah, I'm actually a thing.
I'm a being.

579
00:41:10,370 --> 00:41:12,105
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Korg.

580
00:41:12,105 --> 00:41:13,773
I'm kind of like
the leader in here.

581
00:41:13,773 --> 00:41:15,642
I'm made of rocks,
as you can see.

582
00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:17,243
But don't let that
intimidate you.

583
00:41:17,243 --> 00:41:18,311
You don't need to be afraid

584
00:41:18,311 --> 00:41:20,313
unless you're made of scissors.

585
00:41:20,313 --> 00:41:21,715
Just a little
rock-paper-scissor

586
00:41:21,715 --> 00:41:22,882
joke for you.

587
00:41:22,882 --> 00:41:25,819
This is my very good friend
over here, Miek.

588
00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:29,122
He's an insect
and has knives for hands.

589
00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:30,824
You're a Kronan,
aren't you?

590
00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:33,626
- That I am.
- How'd you end up in here?

591
00:41:33,626 --> 00:41:35,261
Ah, well, I tried to
start a revolution,

592
00:41:35,261 --> 00:41:36,730
but didn't print
enough pamphlets.

593
00:41:36,730 --> 00:41:38,980
So hardly anyone
turned up,

594
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:41,000
except for my mum
and her boyfriend, who I hate.

595
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,335
As punishment,
I was forced

596
00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:45,500
to be in here
and become a gladiator.

597
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,706
Bit of a promotional
disaster, that one.

598
00:41:46,706 --> 00:41:49,409
But I'm actually organizing
another revolution.

599
00:41:49,409 --> 00:41:50,677
I don't know
if you'd be interested

600
00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:51,778
in something like that.

601
00:41:51,778 --> 00:41:53,613
Do you reckon
you'd be interested?

602
00:41:55,749 --> 00:41:56,950
How did you...

603
00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:59,853
Ah, yeah, no.
This whole thing is a circle.

604
00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:03,123
But not a real circle,
more like a freaky circle.

605
00:42:03,123 --> 00:42:04,357
This doesn't make
any sense.

606
00:42:04,357 --> 00:42:05,992
No, nothing makes sense
here, man.

607
00:42:05,992 --> 00:42:07,360
The only thing
that does make sense

608
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,129
is that nothing
makes sense.

609
00:42:09,129 --> 00:42:11,731
Has anyone here fought
the Grandmaster's champion?

610
00:42:11,731 --> 00:42:12,932
Doug has.

611
00:42:12,932 --> 00:42:14,670
Doug!

612
00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:15,201
Our luck, Doug's dead.

613
00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:16,403
That's right.

614
00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:19,500
Everyone who fights the
Grandmaster's champion perishes.

615
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,874
What about you?
You're made of rocks.

616
00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:23,743
Perishable rock. There you go.
Another one gone.

617
00:42:23,743 --> 00:42:25,445
Yeah, no, I just do
the smaller fights,

618
00:42:25,445 --> 00:42:27,747
warm up the crowd
and whatnot.

619
00:42:27,747 --> 00:42:29,683
Wait. You're not gonna
face him, are you?

620
00:42:29,683 --> 00:42:31,184
Yes, I am.

621
00:42:31,184 --> 00:42:33,119
Gonna fight him, win,

622
00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:35,880
and get the hell out
of this place.

623
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,157
That's exactly
what Doug used to say.

624
00:42:37,157 --> 00:42:39,793
See you later, new Doug.

625
00:42:48,868 --> 00:42:51,204
Does no one remember me?

626
00:42:51,204 --> 00:42:53,773
Has no one been taught
our history?

627
00:42:59,245 --> 00:43:01,381
Look at these lies.

628
00:43:01,381 --> 00:43:02,949
Goblets and garden parties?

629
00:43:05,118 --> 00:43:06,853
Peace treaties?

630
00:43:07,487 --> 00:43:09,220
Odin...

631
00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:10,857
proud to have it...

632
00:43:10,857 --> 00:43:12,225
ashamed of how he got it.

633
00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:33,913
We were unstoppable.

634
00:43:33,913 --> 00:43:35,949
I was his weapon
in the conquest

635
00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:38,385
that built Asgard's empire.

636
00:43:41,187 --> 00:43:44,824
One by one,
the realms became ours.

637
00:43:44,824 --> 00:43:49,129
But then, simply because
my ambition outgrew his...

638
00:43:49,129 --> 00:43:54,670
he banished me, caged me,
locked me away like an animal.

639
00:43:54,670 --> 00:43:57,370
Before that, Asgard's
warriors were honored...

640
00:43:57,370 --> 00:44:00,740
their bodies buried as heroes
beneath this very palace.

641
00:44:11,851 --> 00:44:13,486
- Odin's treasures.
- Fake.

642
00:44:15,822 --> 00:44:18,258
Most of the stuff in here
is fake.

643
00:44:18,925 --> 00:44:20,126
Or weak.

644
00:44:22,162 --> 00:44:24,164
Smaller than I thought
it would be.

645
00:44:25,231 --> 00:44:26,866
That's not bad.

646
00:44:26,866 --> 00:44:28,501
But this...

647
00:44:29,169 --> 00:44:31,271
The Eternal Flame.

648
00:44:59,399 --> 00:45:01,801
Want to see what true power
really looks like?

649
00:45:30,563 --> 00:45:33,299
Fenris, my darling,
what have they done to you?

650
00:45:35,869 --> 00:45:39,939
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.

651
00:45:55,422 --> 00:45:57,357
I've missed you.

652
00:45:58,224 --> 00:46:00,160
I've missed you all.

653
00:46:02,896 --> 00:46:04,970
Odin...

654
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:07,534
I bid you take your place
in the halls of Valhalla...

655
00:46:07,534 --> 00:46:10,360
where the brave
shall live forever.

656
00:46:11,371 --> 00:46:14,400
Nor shall we mourn
but rejoice...

657
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,342
for those that have died...

658
00:46:15,342 --> 00:46:16,776
...the glorious death.

659
00:46:24,651 --> 00:46:26,319
Hurts, doesn't it?

660
00:46:26,319 --> 00:46:27,520
Being lied to.

661
00:46:28,355 --> 00:46:29,689
Being told you're one thing

662
00:46:29,689 --> 00:46:31,891
and then learning
it's all a fiction.

663
00:46:36,563 --> 00:46:38,698
You didn't think I'd really
come and see you, did you?

664
00:46:38,698 --> 00:46:40,500
This place is disgusting.

665
00:46:43,103 --> 00:46:45,138
Does this mean
you don't want my help?

666
00:46:45,138 --> 00:46:47,273
Look, I couldn't jeopardize my
position with the Grandmaster.

667
00:46:47,273 --> 00:46:49,420
It took me time
to win his trust.

668
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:50,377
He's a lunatic,
but he can be amenable.

669
00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:52,112
What I'm telling you is,

670
00:46:52,112 --> 00:46:53,713
you could join me
at the Grandmaster's side.

671
00:46:53,713 --> 00:46:55,215
Perhaps, in time,

672
00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:58,418
an accident befalls
the Grandmaster, and then...

673
00:47:04,457 --> 00:47:07,127
You're not seriously thinking
of going back, are you?

674
00:47:09,529 --> 00:47:12,332
Our sister destroyed
your hammer

675
00:47:12,332 --> 00:47:14,534
like a piece of glass.

676
00:47:14,534 --> 00:47:16,503
She's stronger than both of us.
She's stronger than you.

677
00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:18,171
You don't stand a chance.

678
00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:20,306
Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?

679
00:47:24,644 --> 00:47:25,845
Fine.

680
00:47:28,415 --> 00:47:31,840
I guess I'll just
have to go it alone.

681
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,219
Like I've always done.

682
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:37,257
Would you say something?

683
00:47:39,993 --> 00:47:41,428
Say something!

684
00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:45,198
What would you
like me to say?

685
00:47:45,198 --> 00:47:47,500
You faked your own death...

686
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:50,236
you stole the throne,
stripped Odin of his power...

687
00:47:50,236 --> 00:47:52,380
stranded him on Earth to die,

688
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:54,740
releasing
the Goddess of Death.

689
00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:55,442
Have I said enough or would
you like me to go back

690
00:47:55,442 --> 00:47:57,377
further than the past
two days?

691
00:47:59,790 --> 00:48:00,513
You know,
I haven't seen this

692
00:48:00,513 --> 00:48:02,682
beloved champion
he talks of...

693
00:48:02,682 --> 00:48:05,452
but I've heard
he is astonishingly savage.

694
00:48:05,452 --> 00:48:08,188
I've placed a large wager
against you tomorrow.

695
00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:10,590
Don't let me down.

696
00:48:14,461 --> 00:48:16,620
Piss off, ghost!

697
00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:20,100
He's freaking gone.

698
00:48:28,408 --> 00:48:29,609
Oh, yuck!

699
00:48:29,609 --> 00:48:31,711
There's still someone's hair
and blood all over this.

700
00:48:31,711 --> 00:48:33,346
Guys, can you clean up
the weapons

701
00:48:33,346 --> 00:48:34,581
once you finish your fight?

702
00:48:34,581 --> 00:48:35,782
Disgusting slobs.

703
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,585
Oh, Thor...

704
00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:40,587
wanna use
a big wooden fork?

705
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,222
No.

706
00:48:42,222 --> 00:48:43,490
Yeah, not really useful.

707
00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:45,358
Unless you're fighting off
three vampires

708
00:48:45,358 --> 00:48:47,627
that were huddled together.

709
00:48:47,627 --> 00:48:49,662
I really wish
I had my hammer.

710
00:48:49,662 --> 00:48:50,530
Hammer?

711
00:48:50,530 --> 00:48:52,565
Quite unique.
It was made from this

712
00:48:52,565 --> 00:48:55,235
special metal from the heart
of a dying star.

713
00:48:55,235 --> 00:48:56,636
And when I spun it really,
really fast,

714
00:48:56,636 --> 00:48:58,204
it gave me the ability to fly.

715
00:48:58,204 --> 00:48:59,439
You rode a hammer?

716
00:48:59,439 --> 00:49:01,207
No, I didn't
ride the hammer.

717
00:49:01,207 --> 00:49:02,575
The hammer rode you
on your back?

718
00:49:02,575 --> 00:49:04,477
No. I used to spin it
really fast,

719
00:49:04,477 --> 00:49:06,212
and it would pull me
off the...

720
00:49:06,212 --> 00:49:08,348
Oh, my God.
A hammer pulled you off?

721
00:49:08,348 --> 00:49:10,216
The ground. It would
pull me off the ground,

722
00:49:10,216 --> 00:49:12,252
up into the air,
and I would fly.

723
00:49:12,252 --> 00:49:13,353
Every time I threw it,

724
00:49:13,353 --> 00:49:15,388
it would always
come back to me.

725
00:49:15,388 --> 00:49:16,656
Sounds like you had
a pretty special

726
00:49:16,656 --> 00:49:18,258
and intimate relationship
with this hammer...

727
00:49:18,258 --> 00:49:19,192
and that losing it

728
00:49:19,192 --> 00:49:22,295
was almost comparable
to losing a loved one.

729
00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:24,464
That's a nice way
of putting it.

730
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,467
I said they're mine.

731
00:49:28,735 --> 00:49:30,870
See her, that's the one
that put me in here.

732
00:49:30,870 --> 00:49:33,340
Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142.

733
00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:35,508
Gotta watch out
for those Asgardians, man.

734
00:49:35,508 --> 00:49:37,377
They are hard to perish.

735
00:49:37,377 --> 00:49:38,745
Asgardian?

736
00:49:40,246 --> 00:49:41,448
Hey.

737
00:49:41,448 --> 00:49:42,649
Hey.

738
00:49:43,216 --> 00:49:44,651
Hey.

739
00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:47,187
Do not zap me with that thing.
I just wanna talk.

740
00:49:48,788 --> 00:49:50,323
Asgard is in danger.

741
00:49:54,694 --> 00:49:56,363
My God, you're a Valkyrie.

742
00:49:57,731 --> 00:49:59,632
I used to wanna be a Valkyrie
when I was younger...

743
00:49:59,632 --> 00:50:02,235
until I found out that
you were all women.

744
00:50:02,235 --> 00:50:03,303
There's nothing wrong
with women, of course.

745
00:50:03,303 --> 00:50:04,504
I love women.

746
00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:06,272
Sometimes a little
too much.

747
00:50:06,272 --> 00:50:07,407
Not in a creepy way,

748
00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:09,409
just more of a
respectful appreciation.

749
00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:10,677
I think it's great
that there is

750
00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:13,913
an elite force
of women warriors.

751
00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:15,515
It's about time.

752
00:50:16,783 --> 00:50:18,151
Are you done?

753
00:50:18,151 --> 00:50:19,285
Lord of Thunder,
you're up.

754
00:50:19,285 --> 00:50:20,420
Please, help me.
I need your help.

755
00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:21,421
Bye.

756
00:50:21,421 --> 00:50:23,823
Fine, then you must be
a traitor or a coward.

757
00:50:23,823 --> 00:50:26,860
Because the Valkyrie is sworn
to protect the throne.

758
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:30,430
Listen closely, your majesty.
This is Sakaar, not Asgard.

759
00:50:30,430 --> 00:50:32,298
And I'm a Scrapper,
not a Valkyrie.

760
00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:37,604
Bring him in for processing.

761
00:50:37,604 --> 00:50:41,508
And no one escapes this place.
So you're gonna die anyway.

762
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,221
Now, don't you move.

763
00:50:55,221 --> 00:50:57,857
My hands ain't as steady
as they used to be.

764
00:50:57,857 --> 00:51:01,194
By Odin's beard,
you shall not cut my hair...

765
00:51:01,194 --> 00:51:03,530
lest you feel the wrath
of the mighty Thor.

766
00:51:07,867 --> 00:51:10,537
Please. Please, kind sir,
do not cut my hair.

767
00:51:11,671 --> 00:51:13,306
Please! No!

768
00:51:13,306 --> 00:51:14,507
No!

769
00:51:26,586 --> 00:51:29,456
Wow! Look at
all of you.

770
00:51:29,456 --> 00:51:30,990
What a show! What a night!

771
00:51:30,990 --> 00:51:32,192
Who's having fun?

772
00:51:33,326 --> 00:51:35,428
Please, I'm your host.

773
00:51:35,428 --> 00:51:36,629
Big round of applause

774
00:51:36,629 --> 00:51:38,732
for all of our
undercard competitors...

775
00:51:38,732 --> 00:51:41,701
who today died so gruesomely.

776
00:51:41,701 --> 00:51:43,200
Good sports.

777
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,705
What a show! What a night!

778
00:51:45,705 --> 00:51:49,242
This is what you've come for,
and so have I.

779
00:51:54,781 --> 00:51:57,917
And now,
without further ado...

780
00:51:57,917 --> 00:52:00,587
it's main event time.

781
00:52:02,288 --> 00:52:03,890
Making his first appearance,

782
00:52:03,890 --> 00:52:05,692
though he looks
quite promising...

783
00:52:05,692 --> 00:52:08,280
got a couple of tricks
up his sleeve.

784
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,864
I'll say no more,
see what you think.

785
00:52:10,864 --> 00:52:12,332
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you...

786
00:52:13,466 --> 00:52:15,635
Lord of Thunder.

787
00:52:38,892 --> 00:52:41,795
Watch out for his fingers.
They make sparks.

788
00:52:41,795 --> 00:52:43,129
Okay, this is it.

789
00:52:43,129 --> 00:52:46,599
Let's get ready to welcome
this guy. Here he comes.

790
00:52:54,841 --> 00:52:56,543
He is a creature.

791
00:52:56,543 --> 00:52:58,445
What can we say about him?

792
00:52:58,445 --> 00:53:00,480
Well, he's unique.
There's none like him.

793
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,283
I feel a special connection
with him.

794
00:53:04,718 --> 00:53:05,919
He's undefeated.

795
00:53:07,587 --> 00:53:08,922
He's the reigning.

796
00:53:11,424 --> 00:53:13,893
He's the defending.

797
00:53:13,893 --> 00:53:15,328
Ladies and gentlemen...

798
00:53:15,328 --> 00:53:16,529
I give you...

799
00:53:16,763 --> 00:53:17,964
Uh-oh.

800
00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:24,938
...your Incredible...

801
00:53:28,742 --> 00:53:30,510
Hulk!

802
00:53:31,111 --> 00:53:32,645
Yes!

803
00:53:36,516 --> 00:53:38,985
I have to get off
this planet.

804
00:53:38,985 --> 00:53:41,870
Hey, hey, hey.
Where you going?

805
00:53:48,962 --> 00:53:50,397
Hey!

806
00:53:50,964 --> 00:53:52,732
We know each other.

807
00:53:52,732 --> 00:53:54,734
He's a friend from work.

808
00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:05,545
Where have you been?

809
00:54:05,545 --> 00:54:07,781
Everybody thought
you were dead.

810
00:54:07,781 --> 00:54:09,783
But so much has happened
since I last saw you.

811
00:54:10,617 --> 00:54:12,850
I lost my hammer.

812
00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:15,455
Like, yesterday,
so that's still pretty fresh.

813
00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:17,857
Loki. Loki's alive.
Can you believe it?

814
00:54:17,857 --> 00:54:19,590
He's up there.

815
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,940
Loki! Look who it is!

816
00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:25,665
Banner, I never thought
I would say this...

817
00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:28,100
but I'm happy to see you.

818
00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,603
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!

819
00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:37,610
Banner.

820
00:54:38,545 --> 00:54:40,180
Hey, Banner!

821
00:54:40,180 --> 00:54:42,782
No Banner. Only Hulk.

822
00:54:42,782 --> 00:54:44,517
What are you doing?

823
00:54:44,517 --> 00:54:45,919
It's me. It's Thor!

824
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,640
Banner, we're friends.

825
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,209
This is crazy.
I don't want to hurt you!

826
00:55:16,549 --> 00:55:18,585
Here we go.

827
00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:38,672
What?

828
00:55:48,948 --> 00:55:50,550
Hey, big guy.

829
00:55:52,218 --> 00:55:54,454
The sun's getting
real low.

830
00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:07,934
That's it.
The sun's going down.

831
00:56:10,737 --> 00:56:12,839
I won't hurt you anymore.

832
00:56:12,839 --> 00:56:14,474
No one will.

833
00:56:26,119 --> 00:56:28,722
Yes! That's how it feels!

834
00:56:29,823 --> 00:56:31,958
I'm just a huge fan
of the sport.

835
00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:41,801
All right. Screw it.

836
00:56:47,774 --> 00:56:48,975
Oh!

837
00:56:53,313 --> 00:56:54,681
I know you're
in there, Banner.

838
00:56:54,681 --> 00:56:55,882
I'll get you out!

839
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:07,600
What's the matter with you?
You're embarrassing me!

840
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,261
I told them we were friends!

841
00:58:40,387 --> 00:58:42,655
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

842
00:58:44,290 --> 00:58:49,262
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

843
00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:23,697
Another day, another Doug.

844
00:59:32,339 --> 00:59:34,908
What is that noise?

845
00:59:34,908 --> 00:59:37,844
The common folk aren't
exactly falling in line.

846
00:59:37,844 --> 00:59:41,681
There's a resistance trying to
knock down the front gates.

847
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,155
Tell me about yourself,
Skurge.

848
00:59:49,155 --> 00:59:51,925
Well, me dad was a stonemason.
Me mum was...

849
00:59:51,925 --> 00:59:53,927
Right, yeah,
I'll just stop you there.

850
00:59:53,927 --> 00:59:55,962
What I meant was...

851
00:59:55,962 --> 00:59:57,664
what's your ambition?

852
00:59:58,765 --> 01:00:02,102
I just want a chance
to prove myself.

853
01:00:02,769 --> 01:00:04,400
Recognition.

854
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,438
When I was young...

855
01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:09,275
every great king
had an executioner.

856
01:00:09,275 --> 01:00:11,444
Not just to execute people...

857
01:00:11,444 --> 01:00:14,114
but also to execute
their vision.

858
01:00:15,148 --> 01:00:18,118
But mainly
to execute people.

859
01:00:18,118 --> 01:00:20,120
Still, it was a great honor.

860
01:00:21,988 --> 01:00:24,824
I was Odin's executioner.

861
01:00:28,610 --> 01:00:30,960
And you shall be
my executioner.

862
01:00:35,468 --> 01:00:37,470
Let's begin our conquest.

863
01:00:48,982 --> 01:00:50,483
Skurge, where's the sword?

864
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:00,930
That sword is the key
to opening the Bifrost.

865
01:01:00,930 --> 01:01:01,561
Those people you mentioned,

866
01:01:01,561 --> 01:01:03,763
the ones who aren't
falling into line...

867
01:01:04,297 --> 01:01:05,498
round them up.

868
01:01:29,890 --> 01:01:30,290
Excuse me.

869
01:01:42,836 --> 01:01:44,437
Sorry about that.

870
01:01:44,437 --> 01:01:45,839
These bloody things
are everywhere.

871
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:48,208
Come on.

872
01:02:23,430 --> 01:02:24,577
You'll be safe here.

873
01:03:34,247 --> 01:03:35,448
Are we cool?

874
01:03:38,985 --> 01:03:40,520
It's Hulk in a hot tub.

875
01:03:41,955 --> 01:03:43,423
So how long
have you been like that?

876
01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:45,992
Like what?

877
01:03:45,992 --> 01:03:49,129
Like this. Big, and
green, and stupid.

878
01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:52,365
Hulk always Hulk.

879
01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:58,405
How'd you get here?

880
01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,440
Winning.

881
01:04:00,974 --> 01:04:02,175
You mean cheating, huh?

882
01:04:02,175 --> 01:04:04,577
Were they wearing one
of these when you won?

883
01:04:04,577 --> 01:04:06,279
How'd you arrive here?

884
01:04:08,948 --> 01:04:10,150
Quinjet.

885
01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:12,619
Yes. Now,
where is the Quinjet now?

886
01:04:17,390 --> 01:04:19,526
That's naked.

887
01:04:19,526 --> 01:04:22,395
He's very naked. Hmm.

888
01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:27,233
It's in my brain now.

889
01:04:27,734 --> 01:04:29,135
Quinjet.

890
01:04:39,512 --> 01:04:41,147
Yes!

891
01:04:41,147 --> 01:04:42,682
I'm getting us out of here.

892
01:04:42,682 --> 01:04:45,352
This is a terrible,
awful place.

893
01:04:45,352 --> 01:04:49,255
You're gonna love Asgard.
It's big. It's golden. Shiny.

894
01:04:49,255 --> 01:04:50,690
Hulk stay.

895
01:04:50,690 --> 01:04:54,794
No, no, no. My people need
me to get back to Asgard.

896
01:04:54,794 --> 01:04:56,763
We must prevent Ragnarok.

897
01:04:56,763 --> 01:04:58,231
Ragnarok?

898
01:04:58,231 --> 01:05:00,266
The prophesied death
of my home world.

899
01:05:00,266 --> 01:05:01,634
The end of days,
it's the end of...

900
01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:06,390
If you help me
get back to Asgard...

901
01:05:06,390 --> 01:05:08,308
I can help you
get back to Earth. Huh?

902
01:05:08,308 --> 01:05:09,442
Earth hate Hulk.

903
01:05:09,442 --> 01:05:11,244
Earth loves Hulk.
They love you.

904
01:05:11,244 --> 01:05:12,545
You're one of the Avengers.

905
01:05:12,545 --> 01:05:14,547
One of the team,
one of our friends.

906
01:05:14,547 --> 01:05:16,483
This is what friends do.
They support each other.

907
01:05:16,483 --> 01:05:17,751
You're Banner's friend.

908
01:05:17,751 --> 01:05:20,253
I'm not Banner's friend.
I prefer you.

909
01:05:20,253 --> 01:05:21,388
Banner's friend.

910
01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,389
I don't even like Banner.

911
01:05:22,389 --> 01:05:25,658
"I'm into numbers
and science and stuff."

912
01:05:25,658 --> 01:05:27,560
Thor go. Hulk stay.

913
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:28,762
Fine.

914
01:05:29,329 --> 01:05:30,530
Stay here.

915
01:05:31,731 --> 01:05:33,633
Stupid place.
It's hideous, by the way.

916
01:05:33,633 --> 01:05:37,203
The red, the white. Just pick a color.
Ridiculous.

917
01:05:37,837 --> 01:05:39,372
Smash you.

918
01:05:39,372 --> 01:05:41,741
You didn't smash anything.
I won that fight.

919
01:05:41,741 --> 01:05:44,177
- I smashed you.
- Yeah, sure, sure.

920
01:05:44,177 --> 01:05:46,112
- Baby arms.
- What?

921
01:05:46,112 --> 01:05:47,313
Baby.

922
01:05:47,313 --> 01:05:49,820
Moron! You big child.

923
01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:50,216
Thor go!

924
01:05:50,216 --> 01:05:52,152
I am going.

925
01:05:56,122 --> 01:05:57,490
Thor go again.

926
01:06:02,228 --> 01:06:03,463
Thor home.

927
01:06:13,606 --> 01:06:15,408
Hulk trains.

928
01:06:15,408 --> 01:06:17,610
That's great.
Have fun.

929
01:06:17,610 --> 01:06:19,446
- Hey, big guy.
- Angry girl.

930
01:06:19,446 --> 01:06:20,814
What have you
been up to?

931
01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,150
Winning.

932
01:06:32,225 --> 01:06:35,395
Heimdall, I know
you can see me.

933
01:06:36,663 --> 01:06:38,665
I need you to help me.

934
01:06:40,767 --> 01:06:42,235
Help me see.

935
01:06:52,379 --> 01:06:54,781
I see you,
but you're far away.

936
01:06:55,715 --> 01:06:57,250
What's going on here?

937
01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:58,685
Come see for yourself.

938
01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,789
I'm providing refuge
in a stronghold

939
01:07:02,789 --> 01:07:03,957
built by our ancestors.

940
01:07:03,957 --> 01:07:07,761
But if the garrison falls,
our only escape is Bifrost.

941
01:07:07,761 --> 01:07:09,863
You're talking
about evacuating Asgard?

942
01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:15,568
We won't last long
if we stay.

943
01:07:15,568 --> 01:07:16,870
She draws her power
from Asgard

944
01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:18,438
and grows stronger
every day.

945
01:07:18,438 --> 01:07:19,639
Come on.

946
01:07:23,510 --> 01:07:25,245
Hela is ravenous.

947
01:07:25,245 --> 01:07:26,312
If I let her leave,

948
01:07:26,312 --> 01:07:28,448
she'll consume Nine Realms
and all the cosmos.

949
01:07:28,448 --> 01:07:29,382
We need you.

950
01:07:29,382 --> 01:07:30,717
I'm working on it.
But I don't even know

951
01:07:30,717 --> 01:07:32,520
where the hell I am.

952
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,487
You're on a planet surrounded by doorways.
Go through one.

953
01:07:34,487 --> 01:07:36,423
- Which one?
- The big one.

954
01:08:05,552 --> 01:08:06,920
Thor sad.

955
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,288
Shut up.

956
01:08:10,490 --> 01:08:12,225
Thor sad.

957
01:08:13,259 --> 01:08:15,428
I'm not sad, you idiot.

958
01:08:15,428 --> 01:08:17,364
- I'm pissed off!
- Oh.

959
01:08:17,997 --> 01:08:21,835
Angry. I lost my father.

960
01:08:21,835 --> 01:08:24,404
I lost my hammer.

961
01:08:24,404 --> 01:08:25,972
- You're not even listening.
- Whining and crying.

962
01:08:25,972 --> 01:08:27,640
Cry like baby.

963
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,309
Don't kick stuff.

964
01:08:30,543 --> 01:08:32,812
You're being
a really bad friend.

965
01:08:32,812 --> 01:08:34,314
You bad friend!

966
01:08:34,314 --> 01:08:35,615
- You know what we call you?
- No.

967
01:08:35,615 --> 01:08:37,584
We call you
the stupid Avenger.

968
01:08:37,584 --> 01:08:39,719
You're tiny Avenger!

969
01:08:42,255 --> 01:08:43,456
What, are you crazy?

970
01:08:43,456 --> 01:08:44,591
Yes.

971
01:08:44,591 --> 01:08:47,494
You know what?
Earth does hate you.

972
01:09:07,747 --> 01:09:09,716
No. Mmm-mmm.

973
01:09:12,318 --> 01:09:15,655
I'm sorry
I said those things.

974
01:09:15,655 --> 01:09:16,923
You're not
the stupid Avenger.

975
01:09:16,923 --> 01:09:19,359
Nobody calls you
the stupid Avenger.

976
01:09:19,826 --> 01:09:21,528
It's okay.

977
01:09:21,528 --> 01:09:22,595
You just can't go around
throwing shields

978
01:09:22,595 --> 01:09:23,997
at people.
Could have killed me.

979
01:09:23,997 --> 01:09:25,432
I know. I'm sorry.

980
01:09:25,432 --> 01:09:26,900
I just get so angry
all the time.

981
01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:29,335
Hulk always,
always angry.

982
01:09:29,335 --> 01:09:32,500
I know. We're the same,
you and I.

983
01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:33,807
We're just a couple of
hot-headed fools.

984
01:09:33,807 --> 01:09:37,777
Yeah, same. Hulk like fire,
Thor like water.

985
01:09:38,712 --> 01:09:40,613
We're kind of both
like fire.

986
01:09:40,613 --> 01:09:42,615
But Hulk like real fire.

987
01:09:43,650 --> 01:09:46,520
Hulk like raging fire.

988
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,521
Thor like smoldering fire.

989
01:09:50,857 --> 01:09:52,792
Hulk, I need you
to do something for me.

990
01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:53,993
Hmm?

991
01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:00,800
Angry girl.

992
01:10:08,740 --> 01:10:10,477
What's going on?
What are you...

993
01:10:19,519 --> 01:10:21,521
You're so thick-headed
that you can't tell...

994
01:10:21,521 --> 01:10:22,856
when someone's hiding
all the way across

995
01:10:22,856 --> 01:10:24,524
the universe and wants
to be left alone.

996
01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:27,270
- We need to talk.
- No, you wanna talk to me.

997
01:10:27,794 --> 01:10:28,995
I need her to stay.

998
01:10:28,995 --> 01:10:30,196
Stay?

999
01:10:30,697 --> 01:10:31,898
Block.

1000
01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:34,567
Stay.

1001
01:10:35,101 --> 01:10:36,970
- Please.
- Please.

1002
01:10:39,739 --> 01:10:40,940
All right.

1003
01:10:42,876 --> 01:10:45,412
Here's the deal.

1004
01:10:45,412 --> 01:10:46,980
I'll listen to you...

1005
01:10:47,747 --> 01:10:49,490
till this is empty.

1006
01:10:50,617 --> 01:10:52,952
Asgard is in danger
and people are dying.

1007
01:10:52,952 --> 01:10:54,688
We need to get back there.
I need your help.

1008
01:10:55,210 --> 01:10:56,656
Wow.

1009
01:10:56,656 --> 01:10:58,591
Finished. Bye.

1010
01:11:00,930 --> 01:11:01,594
Odin is dead.

1011
01:11:04,898 --> 01:11:07,934
Hela, the Goddess of Death,
has invaded Asgard.

1012
01:11:07,934 --> 01:11:10,737
If Hela's back,
then Asgard's already lost.

1013
01:11:10,737 --> 01:11:12,339
I'm going to stop her.

1014
01:11:12,939 --> 01:11:14,140
- Alone?
- Nope.

1015
01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:15,775
I'm putting together a team.

1016
01:11:15,775 --> 01:11:18,878
It's me, you,
and the big guy.

1017
01:11:18,878 --> 01:11:21,181
No. No team.
Only Hulk.

1018
01:11:21,181 --> 01:11:23,490
It's me and you.

1019
01:11:23,490 --> 01:11:24,484
I think it's only you.

1020
01:11:24,484 --> 01:11:26,786
Wait. Just listen.
The Valkyrie are legend.

1021
01:11:26,786 --> 01:11:29,956
Elite warriors of Asgard
sworn to defend the throne.

1022
01:11:29,956 --> 01:11:30,924
I'm not getting dragged into

1023
01:11:30,924 --> 01:11:32,826
another one of Odin's
family squabbles.

1024
01:11:32,826 --> 01:11:34,761
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Your sister.

1025
01:11:34,761 --> 01:11:36,830
Her power comes from Asgard,
same as yours.

1026
01:11:36,830 --> 01:11:38,640
When it grew
beyond Odin's control

1027
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:39,566
she massacred everyone
in the palace...

1028
01:11:39,566 --> 01:11:41,501
and tried to seize the throne.

1029
01:11:41,501 --> 01:11:43,203
When she tried
to escape her banishment...

1030
01:11:43,203 --> 01:11:45,705
he sent the Valkyrie in
to fight her back.

1031
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,942
I only survived because...

1032
01:11:50,610 --> 01:11:52,120
Look, I already faced her once

1033
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,470
back when I believed
in the throne...

1034
01:11:54,470 --> 01:11:55,749
and it cost me everything.

1035
01:11:55,749 --> 01:11:57,684
That's what's wrong
with Asgard.

1036
01:11:57,684 --> 01:11:59,853
The throne, the secrets,
the whole golden sham.

1037
01:11:59,853 --> 01:12:01,870
I agree.

1038
01:12:02,220 --> 01:12:03,923
Don't get familiar.

1039
01:12:03,923 --> 01:12:05,558
I agree.

1040
01:12:05,558 --> 01:12:07,930
That's why I turned down
the throne.

1041
01:12:07,930 --> 01:12:09,290
But this isn't
about the crown.

1042
01:12:09,290 --> 01:12:10,530
This is about the people.

1043
01:12:10,530 --> 01:12:12,665
They're dying
and they're your people, too.

1044
01:12:12,665 --> 01:12:13,867
Forget it.

1045
01:12:14,901 --> 01:12:16,536
I have.

1046
01:12:16,536 --> 01:12:17,837
- Okay.
- Okay.

1047
01:12:17,837 --> 01:12:18,938
- Good. Great.
- Great.

1048
01:12:18,938 --> 01:12:20,206
Thank you.

1049
01:12:20,206 --> 01:12:21,941
- For what?
- For this.

1050
01:12:23,710 --> 01:12:25,745
Didn't see that,
did you?

1051
01:12:27,130 --> 01:12:29,820
There... That's better.

1052
01:12:30,884 --> 01:12:32,819
You know, go ahead.

1053
01:12:32,819 --> 01:12:37,557
Stay here and enslave people
for that lunatic.

1054
01:12:37,557 --> 01:12:38,992
Keep drinking, keep hiding.

1055
01:12:38,992 --> 01:12:40,193
But me...

1056
01:12:42,228 --> 01:12:44,640
I choose to run
toward my problems

1057
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:45,532
and not away from them.

1058
01:12:46,599 --> 01:12:47,801
Because that's what...

1059
01:12:52,839 --> 01:12:54,941
Because that's what
heroes do.

1060
01:13:06,519 --> 01:13:07,854
Friend stay!

1061
01:13:19,866 --> 01:13:21,134
Yes!

1062
01:13:35,715 --> 01:13:36,916
All right.

1063
01:13:40,754 --> 01:13:41,955
Come on.

1064
01:13:44,124 --> 01:13:46,793
Welcome.
Voice activation required.

1065
01:13:46,793 --> 01:13:48,261
Thor.

1066
01:13:48,261 --> 01:13:50,300
Access denied.

1067
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,665
Uh... Thor, son of Odin.

1068
01:13:52,665 --> 01:13:53,867
Access denied.

1069
01:13:53,867 --> 01:13:55,350
God of Thunder.

1070
01:13:55,350 --> 01:13:56,569
Access denied.

1071
01:13:56,569 --> 01:13:57,804
Strongest Avenger.

1072
01:13:57,804 --> 01:13:59,205
Access denied.

1073
01:13:59,205 --> 01:14:00,974
Strongest Avenger.

1074
01:14:00,974 --> 01:14:02,676
Access denied.

1075
01:14:02,676 --> 01:14:04,778
Damn you, Stark.

1076
01:14:05,111 --> 01:14:06,346
Point Break.

1077
01:14:06,346 --> 01:14:08,782
Welcome, Point Break.

1078
01:14:10,183 --> 01:14:12,285
Friend stay!

1079
01:14:12,285 --> 01:14:14,654
No, no, no! Stop!

1080
01:14:14,654 --> 01:14:16,589
Stay!

1081
01:14:16,589 --> 01:14:18,240
Stop!
Stop breaking everything!

1082
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,626
Don't go!

1083
01:14:22,829 --> 01:14:24,300
Nice work, big guy.

1084
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,799
We don't know
where Ultron's headed,

1085
01:14:25,799 --> 01:14:27,934
but you're going very high,
very fast.

1086
01:14:27,934 --> 01:14:30,270
So, I need you to turn
this bird around, okay?

1087
01:14:30,270 --> 01:14:33,390
We can't track you
in stealth mode...

1088
01:14:33,390 --> 01:14:34,808
so I need you
to help me out. Okay?

1089
01:14:38,345 --> 01:14:40,113
I need you to...

1090
01:14:56,162 --> 01:14:58,765
No! No, Banner!

1091
01:15:05,905 --> 01:15:07,173
Oh, jeez.

1092
01:15:08,108 --> 01:15:09,676
Banner.

1093
01:15:10,777 --> 01:15:12,345
Hey, hey, hey.

1094
01:15:12,345 --> 01:15:14,800
You all right, Banner?

1095
01:15:16,349 --> 01:15:18,785
Sun's going down.
Sun's going down.

1096
01:15:18,785 --> 01:15:20,720
That's it, breathe.

1097
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:23,289
I won't hurt you.

1098
01:15:23,289 --> 01:15:24,691
Sun's going down.

1099
01:15:24,691 --> 01:15:26,260
- Thor.
- Yeah.

1100
01:15:26,893 --> 01:15:28,328
What happened to your hair?

1101
01:15:28,328 --> 01:15:29,929
Some creepy old man
cut it off.

1102
01:15:29,929 --> 01:15:31,431
- It looks good.
- Oh, thanks.

1103
01:15:31,431 --> 01:15:34,167
Where are we?
Oh, how's Nat?

1104
01:15:34,167 --> 01:15:37,170
- Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure.
- Is she okay?

1105
01:15:37,170 --> 01:15:39,105
- And what about Sokovia?
- Sokovia?

1106
01:15:39,105 --> 01:15:40,840
The city, Sokovia.
Did we save it?

1107
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,108
- Banner, listen.
- What?

1108
01:15:42,108 --> 01:15:44,244
Sokovia. Ultron.
That was two years ago.

1109
01:15:44,244 --> 01:15:45,979
- What are you saying?
- Well...

1110
01:15:45,979 --> 01:15:47,914
What?

1111
01:15:47,914 --> 01:15:49,716
I've been Hulk
for two years?

1112
01:15:49,716 --> 01:15:51,117
I'm afraid so.

1113
01:15:57,900 --> 01:15:58,291
What the hell happened?

1114
01:16:01,795 --> 01:16:03,430
Banner, there's something
you should know.

1115
01:16:05,832 --> 01:16:07,330
Voice activation required.

1116
01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:08,168
Banner.

1117
01:16:08,168 --> 01:16:09,803
Welcome, strongest Avenger.

1118
01:16:09,803 --> 01:16:10,970
Uh, what?

1119
01:16:10,970 --> 01:16:12,172
Ship's log.

1120
01:16:23,383 --> 01:16:25,185
Thor, where are we?

1121
01:16:25,185 --> 01:16:26,252
Yeah, about that.

1122
01:16:26,252 --> 01:16:27,387
Sakaar, hear ye.

1123
01:16:27,387 --> 01:16:29,789
Attention please.
I have some bad news.

1124
01:16:29,789 --> 01:16:32,759
My beloved exalted champion
has turned up missing.

1125
01:16:32,759 --> 01:16:35,610
Take to the streets.
Celebrate my champion.

1126
01:16:35,610 --> 01:16:36,229
Who's that?

1127
01:16:36,229 --> 01:16:38,765
He kind of runs the place.

1128
01:16:38,765 --> 01:16:40,166
You actually lived
at his house for awhile.

1129
01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:41,468
- I did?
- Yeah.

1130
01:16:41,468 --> 01:16:44,370
Quite a lot's happened. You
and I had a fight recently.

1131
01:16:44,370 --> 01:16:46,720
- Did I win?
- No, I won. Easily.

1132
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,140
Doesn't sound right.

1133
01:16:47,140 --> 01:16:48,241
Well, it's true.

1134
01:16:48,241 --> 01:16:50,343
It seems that that
criminally seductive

1135
01:16:50,343 --> 01:16:53,113
Lord of Thunder
has stolen him away.

1136
01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:55,715
Seductive God of Thunder.
We need to move.

1137
01:16:56,316 --> 01:16:57,517
Oh, no.

1138
01:16:59,219 --> 01:17:00,453
This is bad.

1139
01:17:00,453 --> 01:17:02,689
This is really, really bad.

1140
01:17:05,258 --> 01:17:09,295
Thor, I think
I'm freaking out.

1141
01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:10,296
No, no, no.

1142
01:17:10,296 --> 01:17:12,532
Don't freak out. You're okay.
Put these on.

1143
01:17:12,532 --> 01:17:13,900
These are Tony's clothes.

1144
01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:15,168
- I know, come on.
- Is he here?

1145
01:17:15,168 --> 01:17:17,303
No, he's not here. But listen.
Just stay calm, okay?

1146
01:17:17,303 --> 01:17:19,439
The sun's going down.
The sun's getting really low.

1147
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:20,740
Sun's going down.

1148
01:17:28,281 --> 01:17:30,183
I'm upset!

1149
01:17:33,186 --> 01:17:35,221
I'm very upset.

1150
01:17:35,221 --> 01:17:37,424
You know what I like about being upset?
The blame.

1151
01:17:37,424 --> 01:17:39,793
Right now, that's
the mindset that I'm in.

1152
01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:41,610
And you know
who I'm blaming?

1153
01:17:41,610 --> 01:17:42,562
- Grandmaster, I can...
- Hey!

1154
01:17:42,562 --> 01:17:43,930
Don't interrupt me!

1155
01:17:43,930 --> 01:17:45,565
Here you go.

1156
01:17:45,565 --> 01:17:47,233
Why are you handing me
the melt stick?

1157
01:17:47,233 --> 01:17:49,235
He was interrupting.

1158
01:17:49,235 --> 01:17:51,171
That's not
a capital violation.

1159
01:17:51,171 --> 01:17:52,972
Where was I?

1160
01:17:52,972 --> 01:17:55,475
My precious champion
has come up missing...

1161
01:17:55,475 --> 01:17:57,510
and it's all because
of that Lord of Thunder.

1162
01:17:57,510 --> 01:18:00,800
It's all because of him.
Your brother.

1163
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,149
Whatever the story is.
Adopted, or complicated.

1164
01:18:03,149 --> 01:18:04,284
I'm sure
there's a big history.

1165
01:18:04,284 --> 01:18:05,485
And your contender...

1166
01:18:06,186 --> 01:18:07,387
My dear friend...

1167
01:18:07,387 --> 01:18:09,356
if you were to give me
12 hours,

1168
01:18:09,356 --> 01:18:10,957
I could bring them both
back to you. Alive.

1169
01:18:10,957 --> 01:18:12,359
I could do it in two.

1170
01:18:13,259 --> 01:18:14,461
I could do it in one.

1171
01:18:14,461 --> 01:18:15,829
Let's stop there.

1172
01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:17,530
You know what?
I woke up this morning

1173
01:18:17,530 --> 01:18:20,333
thinking about
a public execution.

1174
01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:21,568
But for now, I'll settle
for this sweet little...

1175
01:18:21,568 --> 01:18:24,404
"Who's gonna get him first?"

1176
01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:28,740
So, you're on the clock.

1177
01:18:29,976 --> 01:18:31,177
What have you done?

1178
01:18:31,177 --> 01:18:32,545
I don't answer
to you, lackey.

1179
01:18:32,545 --> 01:18:33,413
It's Loki.

1180
01:18:33,413 --> 01:18:35,348
And you will answer
to the Grandmaster.

1181
01:18:36,383 --> 01:18:38,418
Hmm.

1182
01:18:38,418 --> 01:18:41,488
Why would you help my brother
escape with that green fool?

1183
01:18:41,488 --> 01:18:42,989
I don't help anyone.

1184
01:18:49,396 --> 01:18:50,597
You're a Valkyrie.

1185
01:18:55,435 --> 01:18:57,804
I thought the Valkyrie had
all died gruesome deaths.

1186
01:18:58,938 --> 01:19:00,640
Choose your next words wisely.

1187
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:04,770
I'm terribly sorry.
Must be a very painful memory.

1188
01:19:56,596 --> 01:19:59,265
The sun's going down.
It's getting really low.

1189
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,668
The sun's going down.

1190
01:20:01,668 --> 01:20:03,470
- It's getting real low.
- Oh, shoot.

1191
01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:05,705
- Sun's getting low.
- Would you stop saying that?

1192
01:20:05,705 --> 01:20:07,173
I just need you
to stay calm.

1193
01:20:07,173 --> 01:20:09,242
Calm? I'm on
an alien planet!

1194
01:20:09,242 --> 01:20:11,177
It's just a planet. You've
been on a planet before.

1195
01:20:11,177 --> 01:20:12,278
Yeah. One.

1196
01:20:12,278 --> 01:20:14,180
Now you've been on two.
That's a good thing.

1197
01:20:14,180 --> 01:20:15,482
It's a new experience.

1198
01:20:15,482 --> 01:20:17,484
My neurons,
they're firing faster

1199
01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:19,686
than my brain can handle
the information.

1200
01:20:19,686 --> 01:20:22,222
The whole thing is totally
different this time.

1201
01:20:22,222 --> 01:20:24,900
In the past, I always felt
like Hulk and I

1202
01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:25,592
each had a hand on the wheel.

1203
01:20:25,592 --> 01:20:27,427
But this time,
it's like he had the keys

1204
01:20:27,427 --> 01:20:29,262
to the car and I was
locked in the trunk.

1205
01:20:29,262 --> 01:20:31,264
All right, well, you're back now.
That's all that matters.

1206
01:20:31,264 --> 01:20:32,465
No, it's not what matters.

1207
01:20:32,465 --> 01:20:33,566
What I'm trying
to tell you, is that

1208
01:20:33,566 --> 01:20:35,402
if I turn into
the Hulk again...

1209
01:20:35,402 --> 01:20:37,137
Banner may never come back.

1210
01:20:37,137 --> 01:20:38,405
And we're stranded
on a planet

1211
01:20:38,405 --> 01:20:40,507
that is designed
to stress me out.

1212
01:20:40,507 --> 01:20:41,508
We're not stranded.

1213
01:20:41,508 --> 01:20:43,443
I'm gonna figure out a way
to get us home.

1214
01:20:43,443 --> 01:20:44,577
Thank you.

1215
01:20:44,577 --> 01:20:47,800
Not your home, though.
Asgard. My home.

1216
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:48,248
What?

1217
01:20:48,248 --> 01:20:50,417
Listen, my people
are in great danger.

1218
01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:52,752
You and I, we have to fight
this really powerful being...

1219
01:20:52,752 --> 01:20:54,754
who also happens
to be my sister.

1220
01:20:54,754 --> 01:20:56,656
Okay, that is so wrong
on so many...

1221
01:20:56,656 --> 01:20:58,240
I don't wanna
fight your sister.

1222
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,392
That's a family issue.

1223
01:20:59,392 --> 01:21:01,270
No, she's an evil being.

1224
01:21:01,270 --> 01:21:02,462
I don't care what she is.

1225
01:21:02,462 --> 01:21:05,650
I'm not fighting any more beings.
I'm sick of it.

1226
01:21:05,650 --> 01:21:06,266
- What?
- I just told you.

1227
01:21:06,266 --> 01:21:07,734
If I turn into the Hulk,

1228
01:21:07,734 --> 01:21:09,235
I am never gonna
come back again.

1229
01:21:09,235 --> 01:21:10,403
And you don't care.

1230
01:21:10,403 --> 01:21:12,372
No, no. I'm putting
together the team.

1231
01:21:12,372 --> 01:21:13,773
The Hulk is the fire.

1232
01:21:13,773 --> 01:21:15,709
Wait, you're just using me
to get to the Hulk.

1233
01:21:15,709 --> 01:21:17,477
- What? No!
- It's gross.

1234
01:21:17,477 --> 01:21:19,412
You don't care about me.
You're not my friend.

1235
01:21:19,412 --> 01:21:21,281
No! I don't even
like the Hulk.

1236
01:21:21,281 --> 01:21:22,615
He's all like...

1237
01:21:22,615 --> 01:21:24,351
"Smash, smash, smash."

1238
01:21:24,351 --> 01:21:25,552
I prefer you.

1239
01:21:26,353 --> 01:21:28,154
Thanks.

1240
01:21:28,154 --> 01:21:29,656
But if I'm being honest,

1241
01:21:29,656 --> 01:21:31,358
when it comes
to fighting evil beings...

1242
01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:33,260
he is very powerful
and useful.

1243
01:21:33,260 --> 01:21:35,128
Yeah, Banner's powerful
and useful, too.

1244
01:21:35,128 --> 01:21:36,363
Is he though?

1245
01:21:36,363 --> 01:21:38,598
How many PhDs
does Hulk have? Zero.

1246
01:21:38,598 --> 01:21:41,334
How many PhDs does
Banner have? Seven.

1247
01:21:41,334 --> 01:21:43,470
Fine, you don't have
to fight anyone.

1248
01:21:43,470 --> 01:21:45,438
But we're in danger here,
so we have to move.

1249
01:21:49,376 --> 01:21:50,577
What are you doing with that?

1250
01:21:50,577 --> 01:21:51,711
I need a disguise.
I'm a fugitive.

1251
01:21:51,711 --> 01:21:54,247
- I need a disguise.
- You are the disguise.

1252
01:21:54,247 --> 01:21:56,149
- I'll be Tony Stark.
- What?

1253
01:21:56,149 --> 01:21:58,840
Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.

1254
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:00,587
No, no, you're not Tony.
You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.

1255
01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:02,155
Then why did you
dress me up like Tony?

1256
01:22:02,155 --> 01:22:03,289
Because you were naked.

1257
01:22:03,289 --> 01:22:05,325
Okay, I'll give you that.

1258
01:22:05,325 --> 01:22:06,559
What are you doing?
Stop doing that!

1259
01:22:06,559 --> 01:22:08,194
Tony wears his pants
super tight.

1260
01:22:08,194 --> 01:22:09,462
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry.

1261
01:22:09,462 --> 01:22:11,598
- Why are you being so weird?
- I don't know.

1262
01:22:11,598 --> 01:22:14,200
Maybe the fact that I was
trapped for two years...

1263
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,803
inside of a monster
made me a little weird.

1264
01:22:16,803 --> 01:22:18,672
Hey. Shh. It's okay.

1265
01:22:18,672 --> 01:22:21,307
You're good. Calm down.
Come on.

1266
01:22:21,307 --> 01:22:22,809
Listen, we're gonna
go to Asgard...

1267
01:22:22,809 --> 01:22:24,770
and you're not gonna
have to think about

1268
01:22:24,770 --> 01:22:25,445
the Hulk ever again.

1269
01:22:25,445 --> 01:22:26,646
- All right?
- All right.

1270
01:22:30,350 --> 01:22:32,850
Hulk!

1271
01:22:33,853 --> 01:22:35,588
Oh. This is bad.

1272
01:22:39,626 --> 01:22:41,161
Banner! Banner!

1273
01:22:45,165 --> 01:22:46,366
Banner!

1274
01:22:59,846 --> 01:23:01,810
Banner!

1275
01:23:01,414 --> 01:23:02,615
Thor!

1276
01:23:14,270 --> 01:23:15,228
Hi.

1277
01:23:15,228 --> 01:23:16,363
Hi.

1278
01:23:16,363 --> 01:23:17,664
I was gonna do that.

1279
01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:19,232
Yeah, well, I did it first.

1280
01:23:19,232 --> 01:23:22,135
That's good.
What are you doing here?

1281
01:23:22,135 --> 01:23:23,770
What are you doing here?
I thought you were leaving.

1282
01:23:23,770 --> 01:23:25,405
I got sidetracked.

1283
01:23:25,405 --> 01:23:26,673
What's with the...

1284
01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:28,208
It's my disguise.

1285
01:23:28,208 --> 01:23:29,542
But I can see your face.

1286
01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:31,845
Not when I do this,
you can't.

1287
01:23:31,845 --> 01:23:33,713
Your hair looks nice.
I like what you did with it.

1288
01:23:33,713 --> 01:23:35,415
Change it?
Washed it maybe?

1289
01:23:41,388 --> 01:23:42,689
What are those
things on her eyes?

1290
01:23:42,689 --> 01:23:44,357
Are those the people
that she's killed?

1291
01:23:44,357 --> 01:23:45,825
She's so beautiful and strong
and courageous.

1292
01:23:45,825 --> 01:23:47,160
Who is this guy?

1293
01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:48,294
- He's a friend.
- Who? Me?

1294
01:23:48,294 --> 01:23:49,763
- I'm Bruce.
- I feel like I know you.

1295
01:23:49,763 --> 01:23:52,132
I feel like
I know you, too.

1296
01:23:56,436 --> 01:23:58,405
Look, I've spent years
in a haze,

1297
01:23:58,405 --> 01:23:59,873
- trying to forget my past.
- Mmm.

1298
01:23:59,873 --> 01:24:01,374
Sakaar seemed like
the best place

1299
01:24:01,374 --> 01:24:03,777
to drink and forget,
and to die one day.

1300
01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:05,712
I was thinking
that you drink too much,

1301
01:24:05,712 --> 01:24:07,347
and that probably
was gonna kill you.

1302
01:24:07,347 --> 01:24:08,748
I don't plan
to stop drinking.

1303
01:24:08,748 --> 01:24:10,817
- Oh.
- But I don't wanna forget.

1304
01:24:10,817 --> 01:24:12,519
I can't turn away anymore...

1305
01:24:13,553 --> 01:24:15,522
so if I'm gonna die...

1306
01:24:15,522 --> 01:24:17,257
well, it may as well be
driving my sword

1307
01:24:17,257 --> 01:24:18,792
through the heart
of that murderous hag.

1308
01:24:18,792 --> 01:24:20,593
- Good.
- Yeah.

1309
01:24:20,593 --> 01:24:23,596
So, I'm saying that
I wanna be on the team.

1310
01:24:24,264 --> 01:24:25,598
Has it got a name?

1311
01:24:25,598 --> 01:24:28,568
Yeah, it's called
the Revengers.

1312
01:24:28,568 --> 01:24:29,703
Revengers?

1313
01:24:29,703 --> 01:24:32,305
Because I'm getting revenge.
You're getting revenge.

1314
01:24:33,907 --> 01:24:35,475
Do you want revenge?

1315
01:24:35,475 --> 01:24:37,811
I'm undecided.

1316
01:24:37,811 --> 01:24:39,479
Okay.

1317
01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:41,348
Also, I've got
a peace offering.

1318
01:24:44,551 --> 01:24:46,553
Surprise.

1319
01:24:52,225 --> 01:24:53,493
Ow.

1320
01:24:53,493 --> 01:24:54,861
Just had to be sure.

1321
01:24:58,565 --> 01:24:59,766
Hello, Bruce.

1322
01:25:00,967 --> 01:25:02,936
So, last time I saw you,

1323
01:25:02,936 --> 01:25:04,371
you were trying
to kill everybody.

1324
01:25:04,371 --> 01:25:05,905
Where are you at
these days?

1325
01:25:05,905 --> 01:25:07,807
It varies
from moment to moment.

1326
01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:10,643
Is that a Dragonfang?

1327
01:25:10,643 --> 01:25:11,845
It is.

1328
01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,880
My God.

1329
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:16,583
This is the famed sword
of the Valkyrie.

1330
01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:18,318
Sakaar and Asgard
are about as far apart

1331
01:25:18,318 --> 01:25:19,419
as any two known systems.

1332
01:25:19,419 --> 01:25:22,422
Our best bet is a wormhole
just outside of city limits.

1333
01:25:22,422 --> 01:25:24,491
Refuel on Xandar, and
we can be back in Asgard

1334
01:25:24,491 --> 01:25:26,259
in 18 months.

1335
01:25:26,259 --> 01:25:29,596
Nope. We are going
through the big one.

1336
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:34,267
For the record,
I didn't know

1337
01:25:34,267 --> 01:25:35,201
it was called that
when I picked it.

1338
01:25:35,201 --> 01:25:37,437
That looks like
a collapsing neutron star...

1339
01:25:37,437 --> 01:25:39,939
inside of an
Einstein-Rosen Bridge.

1340
01:25:39,939 --> 01:25:41,408
We need another ship.

1341
01:25:41,408 --> 01:25:42,909
That would tear
mine to pieces.

1342
01:25:42,909 --> 01:25:44,611
She's right. We need
one that can withstand

1343
01:25:44,611 --> 01:25:45,912
the geodetic strain
from the singularity.

1344
01:25:45,912 --> 01:25:47,847
And has an offline
power steering system...

1345
01:25:47,847 --> 01:25:50,784
that could also function
without the on-board computer.

1346
01:25:50,784 --> 01:25:52,285
And we need one
with cup holders,

1347
01:25:52,285 --> 01:25:53,987
because we're gonna die.
So, drinks!

1348
01:25:53,987 --> 01:25:56,560
Do I know you?
I feel like I know you.

1349
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:58,291
I feel like I know you, too.
It's weird.

1350
01:25:58,291 --> 01:25:59,526
What do you say?

1351
01:25:59,526 --> 01:26:00,660
Uncharted metagalactic travel

1352
01:26:00,660 --> 01:26:02,280
through a volatile
cosmic gateway.

1353
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:03,863
Talk about an adventure.

1354
01:26:03,863 --> 01:26:05,732
- We need a ship.
- Need a ship.

1355
01:26:05,732 --> 01:26:06,800
There are one or two ships.

1356
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:07,934
Absolute top of the line
models...

1357
01:26:07,934 --> 01:26:09,569
I don't mean to impose...

1358
01:26:12,706 --> 01:26:14,941
But the Grandmaster
has a great many ships.

1359
01:26:14,941 --> 01:26:16,676
I may even have stolen

1360
01:26:16,676 --> 01:26:18,712
the access codes
to his security system.

1361
01:26:18,712 --> 01:26:19,779
And suddenly
you're overcome

1362
01:26:19,779 --> 01:26:21,470
with an urge
to do the right thing.

1363
01:26:21,470 --> 01:26:22,115
Heavens, no.

1364
01:26:22,115 --> 01:26:23,917
I've run out of favor
with the Grandmaster...

1365
01:26:23,917 --> 01:26:26,190
and in exchange for codes
and access to a ship...

1366
01:26:29,556 --> 01:26:30,890
You're telling us
that you can get us

1367
01:26:30,890 --> 01:26:32,359
access into the garage...

1368
01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:34,940
without setting off
any alarms?

1369
01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:35,962
Yes, brother. I can.

1370
01:26:35,962 --> 01:26:38,898
Okay, can I just...
A quick FYI.

1371
01:26:38,898 --> 01:26:40,767
I was just talking to him
just a couple minutes ago...

1372
01:26:40,767 --> 01:26:43,503
and he was totally ready
to kill any of us.

1373
01:26:43,503 --> 01:26:44,771
He did try to kill me.

1374
01:26:44,771 --> 01:26:46,773
Yes, me too.
On many, many occasions.

1375
01:26:46,773 --> 01:26:48,575
There was one time
when we were children...

1376
01:26:48,575 --> 01:26:50,100
he transformed himself
into a snake,

1377
01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:51,511
and he knows
that I love snakes.

1378
01:26:51,511 --> 01:26:53,513
So, I went to pick up
the snake to admire it...

1379
01:26:53,513 --> 01:26:54,914
and he transformed back
into himself

1380
01:26:54,914 --> 01:26:56,416
and he was like,
"Yeah, it's me!"

1381
01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:59,819
And he stabbed me.
We were eight at the time.

1382
01:26:59,819 --> 01:27:01,870
If we're
boosting a ship...

1383
01:27:01,870 --> 01:27:02,822
we're gonna need to draw some
guards away from the palace.

1384
01:27:02,822 --> 01:27:04,424
Why not set
the beast loose?

1385
01:27:04,424 --> 01:27:05,592
Shut up.

1386
01:27:05,592 --> 01:27:06,693
You guys have a beast?

1387
01:27:06,693 --> 01:27:09,462
No, there's no beast.
He's just being stupid.

1388
01:27:09,462 --> 01:27:11,464
We're going to start
a revolution.

1389
01:27:11,464 --> 01:27:13,660
- Revolution?
- I'll explain later.

1390
01:27:13,660 --> 01:27:16,369
- Who's this guy again?
- I'll explain later.

1391
01:27:16,369 --> 01:27:18,571
Is that some
sort of protoplasm,

1392
01:27:18,571 --> 01:27:19,873
all the stuff
that's coming out of you...

1393
01:27:19,873 --> 01:27:21,307
or are they eggs?

1394
01:27:22,542 --> 01:27:23,743
Looks like eggs.

1395
01:27:25,645 --> 01:27:27,130
Oh!

1396
01:27:33,530 --> 01:27:34,721
I'm looking for Korg.

1397
01:27:34,721 --> 01:27:36,890
Who's asking?

1398
01:27:36,890 --> 01:27:37,557
I know you're asking.

1399
01:27:37,557 --> 01:27:39,693
Is anyone else asking,
or is it just you?

1400
01:27:39,693 --> 01:27:41,861
The Lord of Thunder
sends his best.

1401
01:27:45,465 --> 01:27:47,734
The revolution has begun.

1402
01:27:47,734 --> 01:27:49,903
Revolution?
How did this happen?

1403
01:27:49,903 --> 01:27:51,638
Don't know.

1404
01:27:51,638 --> 01:27:53,390
But the arena's mainframe

1405
01:27:53,390 --> 01:27:54,908
for the Obedience Disks
have been deactivated...

1406
01:27:54,908 --> 01:27:56,876
and the slaves
have armed themselves.

1407
01:27:56,876 --> 01:27:59,145
Oh. I don't like that word.

1408
01:27:59,145 --> 01:28:00,714
Which? Mainframe?

1409
01:28:00,714 --> 01:28:02,916
No. Why would I not like
"mainframe"?

1410
01:28:02,916 --> 01:28:05,850
No, the "S" word.

1411
01:28:05,850 --> 01:28:07,887
Sorry, the prisoners with
jobs have armed themselves.

1412
01:28:09,422 --> 01:28:10,690
Okay, that's better.

1413
01:28:16,763 --> 01:28:18,631
Hey, so, listen.
We should talk.

1414
01:28:20,330 --> 01:28:21,568
I disagree.

1415
01:28:21,568 --> 01:28:24,637
Open communication
was never our family's forte.

1416
01:28:24,637 --> 01:28:25,672
You have no idea.

1417
01:28:25,672 --> 01:28:28,641
Been quite the revelation
since we last spoke.

1418
01:28:28,641 --> 01:28:29,843
Hello.

1419
01:28:30,610 --> 01:28:31,811
Hi.

1420
01:28:38,852 --> 01:28:41,187
Odin brought us together.

1421
01:28:41,187 --> 01:28:44,570
It's almost poetic that his
death should split us apart.

1422
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:52,532
We might as well be
strangers now.

1423
01:28:52,532 --> 01:28:55,769
Two sons of the crown,
set adrift.

1424
01:28:55,769 --> 01:28:58,672
Oh.

1425
01:28:58,672 --> 01:29:00,206
Thought you didn't
wanna talk about it.

1426
01:29:01,675 --> 01:29:02,876
Here's the thing.

1427
01:29:02,876 --> 01:29:04,878
I'm probably better off
staying here on Sakaar.

1428
01:29:04,878 --> 01:29:06,646
That's exactly
what I was thinking.

1429
01:29:08,548 --> 01:29:10,160
Did you just agree with me?

1430
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:11,818
Come on, this place
is perfect for you.

1431
01:29:11,818 --> 01:29:13,687
It's savage,
chaotic, lawless...

1432
01:29:13,687 --> 01:29:15,555
Brother, you're gonna do
great here.

1433
01:29:15,555 --> 01:29:17,123
Do you truly think
so little of me?

1434
01:29:19,192 --> 01:29:22,620
Loki, I thought
the world of you.

1435
01:29:22,620 --> 01:29:24,864
I thought we were gonna
fight side by side forever.

1436
01:29:24,864 --> 01:29:28,501
But at the end of the day,
you're you and I'm me.

1437
01:29:28,501 --> 01:29:31,400
I don't know, maybe
there's still good in you.

1438
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:32,205
But let's be honest,

1439
01:29:32,205 --> 01:29:34,607
our paths diverged
a long time ago.

1440
01:29:39,145 --> 01:29:40,347
Yeah.

1441
01:29:41,448 --> 01:29:42,649
It's probably for the best

1442
01:29:42,649 --> 01:29:43,950
that we never
see each other again.

1443
01:29:43,950 --> 01:29:45,585
That's what you
always wanted.

1444
01:29:49,556 --> 01:29:51,257
Hey, let's do "Get Help."

1445
01:29:51,257 --> 01:29:52,525
- What?
- "Get Help."

1446
01:29:52,525 --> 01:29:53,593
No.

1447
01:29:53,593 --> 01:29:54,661
- Come on, you love it.
- I hate it.

1448
01:29:54,661 --> 01:29:55,929
It's great.
It works every time.

1449
01:29:55,929 --> 01:29:57,297
- It's humiliating.
- Do you have a better plan?

1450
01:29:57,297 --> 01:29:59,320
- No.
- We're doing it.

1451
01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:01,267
We are not doing
"Get Help."

1452
01:30:01,267 --> 01:30:03,236
Get help! Please!

1453
01:30:03,236 --> 01:30:04,604
My brother, he's dying.

1454
01:30:04,604 --> 01:30:06,606
Get help! Help him!

1455
01:30:08,641 --> 01:30:09,909
Classic.

1456
01:30:09,909 --> 01:30:11,544
Still hate it.

1457
01:30:11,544 --> 01:30:13,947
- It's humiliating.
- Not for me, it's not.

1458
01:30:13,947 --> 01:30:16,149
Now, which one's the ship
she told us to get?

1459
01:30:16,149 --> 01:30:17,350
The Commodore.

1460
01:30:17,751 --> 01:30:18,952
Right.

1461
01:30:21,788 --> 01:30:24,257
Though I feel it won't make
much of a difference.

1462
01:30:26,559 --> 01:30:29,329
Oh, Loki.

1463
01:30:29,329 --> 01:30:30,930
I know I've betrayed you
many times before...

1464
01:30:30,930 --> 01:30:32,799
but this time it's truly
nothing personal.

1465
01:30:32,799 --> 01:30:34,734
The reward for your capture

1466
01:30:34,734 --> 01:30:36,200
will set me up nicely.

1467
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:37,837
Never one for sentiment,
were you?

1468
01:30:37,837 --> 01:30:39,673
Easier to let it burn.

1469
01:30:39,673 --> 01:30:40,874
I agree.

1470
01:30:49,490 --> 01:30:51,317
Oh, that looks painful.

1471
01:30:51,317 --> 01:30:54,320
Oh, dear brother,
you're becoming predictable.

1472
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:56,656
I trust you, you betray me.

1473
01:30:56,656 --> 01:30:58,825
Round and round
in circles we go.

1474
01:30:58,825 --> 01:31:00,960
See, Loki, life is about,
it's about growth.

1475
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:02,262
It's about change.

1476
01:31:02,262 --> 01:31:06,660
But you seem to
just wanna stay the same.

1477
01:31:06,660 --> 01:31:07,901
I guess what I'm
trying to say...

1478
01:31:07,901 --> 01:31:11,400
is that you'll always be
the God of Mischief...

1479
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:12,605
but you could be more.

1480
01:31:14,974 --> 01:31:17,110
I'll just put this
over here for you.

1481
01:31:17,110 --> 01:31:20,714
Anyway, all got places to be,
so good luck.

1482
01:31:26,386 --> 01:31:28,210
All right,
I can figure this out.

1483
01:31:28,210 --> 01:31:30,560
It's just another spaceship.

1484
01:31:43,169 --> 01:31:44,804
Loyal Sakaarians...

1485
01:31:44,804 --> 01:31:46,840
Lord of Thunder
has stolen my ship

1486
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:48,241
and my favorite champion.

1487
01:31:49,776 --> 01:31:53,460
Sakaarians, take to the skies.
Bring him down.

1488
01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:54,881
Do not let him
leave this planet.

1489
01:32:07,861 --> 01:32:09,229
- Good shot!
- Thanks.

1490
01:32:11,998 --> 01:32:13,299
Open the doors.

1491
01:32:13,299 --> 01:32:14,834
Okay.

1492
01:32:19,939 --> 01:32:21,975
I hope that you're tougher
than you look.

1493
01:32:21,975 --> 01:32:23,176
Why?

1494
01:32:35,388 --> 01:32:37,323
Shouldn't we be
shooting back or something?

1495
01:32:37,323 --> 01:32:38,692
Yes, we should.

1496
01:32:38,692 --> 01:32:40,727
Where are the guns
on this ship?

1497
01:32:40,727 --> 01:32:42,162
There aren't any.

1498
01:32:42,162 --> 01:32:43,963
- It's a leisure vessel.
- What?

1499
01:32:43,963 --> 01:32:45,465
Grandmaster uses it
for his good times,

1500
01:32:46,966 --> 01:32:48,334
Did she just say
the Grandmaster

1501
01:32:49,769 --> 01:32:51,710
Yeah.

1502
01:32:51,710 --> 01:32:52,405
Don't touch anything.

1503
01:33:12,859 --> 01:33:14,600
No!

1504
01:33:17,970 --> 01:33:18,298
- No!
- No!

1505
01:33:25,105 --> 01:33:26,306
Get inside!

1506
01:33:26,306 --> 01:33:28,410
In a minute.

1507
01:33:39,319 --> 01:33:41,354
I should probably go and help.
Here, take the wheel.

1508
01:33:41,354 --> 01:33:43,890
No. I don't know
how to fly one of these.

1509
01:33:43,890 --> 01:33:44,991
You're a scientist.
Use one of your PhDs.

1510
01:33:44,991 --> 01:33:48,228
None of them are for flying
alien spaceships!

1511
01:34:22,262 --> 01:34:23,463
Okay, come on.

1512
01:34:23,463 --> 01:34:26,990
There's gotta be a gun
on this thing.

1513
01:34:26,990 --> 01:34:28,234
That looks like a gun.

1514
01:34:28,234 --> 01:34:29,836
? It's my birthday

1515
01:34:29,836 --> 01:34:31,538
? It's my birthday

1516
01:34:31,538 --> 01:34:32,839
? It's my birthday ?

1517
01:34:40,814 --> 01:34:42,480
Yeah!

1518
01:35:08,241 --> 01:35:09,442
There she is.

1519
01:35:09,442 --> 01:35:12,450
Our ticket out of here.

1520
01:35:12,450 --> 01:35:13,279
Hey, what's this?

1521
01:35:18,184 --> 01:35:19,452
Thank you.

1522
01:35:19,452 --> 01:35:22,550
Hey, man. We're about to jump
on that ginormous spaceship.

1523
01:35:22,550 --> 01:35:23,456
You wanna come?

1524
01:35:23,456 --> 01:35:26,226
You do seem like

1525
01:35:26,226 --> 01:35:28,610
you're in desperate need
of leadership.

1526
01:35:28,610 --> 01:35:29,496
Why, thank you.

1527
01:35:33,299 --> 01:35:34,501
Here we go.

1528
01:35:41,410 --> 01:35:42,242
Shit.

1529
01:35:59,392 --> 01:36:01,361
Asgardians...

1530
01:36:01,361 --> 01:36:04,664
some misguided soul...

1531
01:36:04,664 --> 01:36:06,966
has stolen the Bifrost sword.

1532
01:36:06,966 --> 01:36:09,402
Tell us where it is...

1533
01:36:09,402 --> 01:36:12,105
or there will be consequences.

1534
01:36:16,420 --> 01:36:17,243
Bad ones.

1535
01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:21,481
Well?

1536
01:36:28,355 --> 01:36:29,556
You.

1537
01:37:05,558 --> 01:37:09,929
Well? Executioner?

1538
01:37:14,701 --> 01:37:16,102
Wait!

1539
01:37:16,102 --> 01:37:17,303
Wait!

1540
01:37:19,606 --> 01:37:20,907
I know where the sword is.

1541
01:38:03,650 --> 01:38:06,520
I never thought
I'd be back here.

1542
01:38:09,522 --> 01:38:11,558
I thought
it'd be a lot nicer.

1543
01:38:11,558 --> 01:38:13,193
I mean, not that
it's not nice.

1544
01:38:13,193 --> 01:38:14,694
It's just,
it's on fire.

1545
01:38:14,694 --> 01:38:16,262
Here, up here
in the mountains.

1546
01:38:16,262 --> 01:38:18,565
Heat signatures.
People clustered together.

1547
01:38:18,565 --> 01:38:19,699
She's coming for them.

1548
01:38:19,699 --> 01:38:21,167
Okay, drop me off
at the palace

1549
01:38:21,167 --> 01:38:23,236
- and I'll draw her away.
- And get yourself killed?

1550
01:38:23,236 --> 01:38:25,171
The people trapped down there
are all that matters.

1551
01:38:25,171 --> 01:38:26,506
While I'm dealing with Hela,
I need you two

1552
01:38:26,506 --> 01:38:27,807
to help get
everyone off Asgard.

1553
01:38:27,807 --> 01:38:30,243
How the hell are we supposed
to do that?

1554
01:38:30,243 --> 01:38:32,120
I have a man on the ground.

1555
01:38:37,717 --> 01:38:38,918
Asgard.

1556
01:38:42,255 --> 01:38:43,523
She's here.

1557
01:38:55,168 --> 01:38:57,700
Now the ship has a gun.

1558
01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:58,271
I'll take it from here.

1559
01:38:59,720 --> 01:39:02,175
I found this in the armory.

1560
01:39:05,311 --> 01:39:06,513
Good luck.

1561
01:39:07,847 --> 01:39:09,382
Your Majesty...

1562
01:39:11,351 --> 01:39:12,552
don't die.

1563
01:39:15,288 --> 01:39:17,123
You know what I mean.

1564
01:40:15,849 --> 01:40:17,784
We must
keep moving!

1565
01:40:18,485 --> 01:40:20,320
Go to the Bifrost!

1566
01:41:02,796 --> 01:41:04,297
Sister.

1567
01:41:06,299 --> 01:41:08,268
You're still alive.

1568
01:41:08,268 --> 01:41:10,236
I love what you've done
with the place.

1569
01:41:10,236 --> 01:41:11,771
Redecorating, I see.

1570
01:41:11,771 --> 01:41:13,907
It seems
our father's solution

1571
01:41:13,907 --> 01:41:16,643
to every problem
was to cover it up.

1572
01:41:17,944 --> 01:41:19,779
Or to cast it out.

1573
01:41:21,848 --> 01:41:25,919
He told you you were worthy.
He said the same thing to me.

1574
01:41:25,919 --> 01:41:27,420
You see?

1575
01:41:27,954 --> 01:41:30,490
You never knew him.

1576
01:41:30,490 --> 01:41:32,559
Not at his best.

1577
01:41:32,559 --> 01:41:35,528
Odin and I drowned
entire civilizations

1578
01:41:35,528 --> 01:41:37,330
in blood and tears.

1579
01:41:37,330 --> 01:41:40,400
Where do you think
all this gold came from?

1580
01:41:40,400 --> 01:41:42,335
And then, one day...

1581
01:41:42,335 --> 01:41:45,472
he decided to become
a benevolent king.

1582
01:41:45,472 --> 01:41:48,174
To foster peace,
to protect life...

1583
01:41:49,275 --> 01:41:51,311
to have you.

1584
01:41:51,311 --> 01:41:53,747
I understand
why you're angry.

1585
01:41:53,747 --> 01:41:55,382
And you are my sister,
and technically

1586
01:41:55,382 --> 01:41:57,817
have a claim to the throne.

1587
01:41:57,817 --> 01:41:59,819
And believe me, I would love
for someone else to rule.

1588
01:41:59,819 --> 01:42:01,321
But it can't be you.

1589
01:42:01,321 --> 01:42:04,858
You're just...
The worst.

1590
01:42:06,426 --> 01:42:08,395
Okay, get up.

1591
01:42:08,395 --> 01:42:10,430
You're in my seat.

1592
01:42:11,398 --> 01:42:13,533
You know,
Father once told me...

1593
01:42:13,533 --> 01:42:16,302
that a wise king
never seeks out war.

1594
01:42:16,302 --> 01:42:18,738
But must always
be ready for it.

1595
01:42:50,804 --> 01:42:52,439
Go back!

1596
01:42:57,477 --> 01:42:58,745
Go!

1597
01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:36,349
To be honest,
I expected more.

1598
01:43:39,352 --> 01:43:40,587
Heimdall!

1599
01:43:42,756 --> 01:43:44,557
The sword!

1600
01:43:48,962 --> 01:43:50,730
Here's the difference
between us.

1601
01:43:50,730 --> 01:43:52,532
I'm Odin's firstborn...

1602
01:43:52,532 --> 01:43:55,100
the rightful heir,
the savior of Asgard.

1603
01:43:55,100 --> 01:43:56,803
And you're nothing.

1604
01:44:07,130 --> 01:44:09,983
So simple, even a blind man
could see it.

1605
01:44:11,918 --> 01:44:13,687
Oh.

1606
01:44:13,687 --> 01:44:15,955
Now you remind me of Dad.

1607
01:44:26,132 --> 01:44:27,934
The stupid dog won't die!

1608
01:44:49,789 --> 01:44:52,959
Everything's gonna be all right now.
I got this.

1609
01:44:52,959 --> 01:44:55,995
You wanted to know
who I am?

1610
01:44:55,995 --> 01:44:57,831
What the hell
are you talking about?

1611
01:44:57,831 --> 01:44:59,366
You'll see!

1612
01:45:47,914 --> 01:45:50,216
You see?
No one's going anywhere.

1613
01:45:50,216 --> 01:45:51,851
I'll get that sword...

1614
01:45:51,851 --> 01:45:54,621
even if I have to kill every
single one of them to do it.

1615
01:46:20,980 --> 01:46:22,182
Hey, man.

1616
01:46:23,783 --> 01:46:25,251
I'm Korg.
This is Miek.

1617
01:46:25,251 --> 01:46:26,619
We're gonna jump
on that spaceship

1618
01:46:26,619 --> 01:46:27,887
and get out of here.
Wanna come?

1619
01:46:37,597 --> 01:46:41,468
Your savior is here.

1620
01:46:48,641 --> 01:46:50,677
Did you miss me?

1621
01:46:50,677 --> 01:46:52,450
Everyone, on that ship now.

1622
01:46:56,549 --> 01:46:58,818
Welcome home.
I saw you coming.

1623
01:46:58,818 --> 01:47:00,200
Of course you did.

1624
01:47:16,636 --> 01:47:18,872
It's a valiant effort,
but you never stood a chance.

1625
01:47:19,906 --> 01:47:21,775
You see...

1626
01:47:21,775 --> 01:47:24,711
I'm not a queen or a monster.

1627
01:47:26,279 --> 01:47:29,182
I'm the Goddess of Death.

1628
01:47:29,182 --> 01:47:31,685
What were you
the god of, again?

1629
01:47:43,290 --> 01:47:45,699
Even when
you had two eyes...

1630
01:47:45,699 --> 01:47:47,600
you'd see
only half the picture.

1631
01:47:49,690 --> 01:47:52,720
She's too strong.
Without my hammer, I can't.

1632
01:47:53,139 --> 01:47:56,843
Are you Thor,
the God of Hammers? Hmm?

1633
01:47:59,813 --> 01:48:02,148
That hammer was to help you
control your power,

1634
01:48:02,148 --> 01:48:04,217
to focus it.

1635
01:48:04,217 --> 01:48:06,820
It was never your source
of strength.

1636
01:48:06,820 --> 01:48:09,890
It's too late.
She's already taken Asgard.

1637
01:48:10,123 --> 01:48:12,859
Asgard is not a place.
Never was.

1638
01:48:14,600 --> 01:48:15,295
This could be Asgard.

1639
01:48:16,629 --> 01:48:19,699
Asgard is where
our people stand.

1640
01:48:19,699 --> 01:48:24,337
Even now, right now,
those people need your help.

1641
01:48:32,112 --> 01:48:34,214
I'm not as strong as you.

1642
01:48:36,950 --> 01:48:38,151
No...

1643
01:48:39,319 --> 01:48:40,754
you're stronger.

1644
01:48:49,763 --> 01:48:51,197
Tell me, brother.

1645
01:48:51,197 --> 01:48:53,833
What were you
the god of again?

1646
01:51:09,269 --> 01:51:11,571
- You're late.
- You're missing an eye.

1647
01:51:11,571 --> 01:51:13,173
This isn't over.

1648
01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:22,480
I think we should
disband the Revengers.

1649
01:51:23,516 --> 01:51:24,951
Hit her with
a lightning blast.

1650
01:51:24,951 --> 01:51:26,860
I just hit her with
the biggest lightning blast

1651
01:51:26,860 --> 01:51:27,320
in the history of lightning.

1652
01:51:27,320 --> 01:51:28,521
It did nothing.

1653
01:51:32,325 --> 01:51:35,161
We just need to hold her off
until everyone's on board.

1654
01:51:35,161 --> 01:51:37,230
It won't end there.

1655
01:51:37,230 --> 01:51:40,900
The longer Hela's on Asgard,
the more powerful she grows.

1656
01:51:40,900 --> 01:51:42,602
She'll hunt us down.

1657
01:51:42,602 --> 01:51:44,371
We need to stop her
here and now.

1658
01:51:44,371 --> 01:51:46,339
So what do we do?

1659
01:51:46,339 --> 01:51:48,800
I'm not doing "Get Help."

1660
01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:03,356
Asgard's not a place,
it's a people.

1661
01:52:05,358 --> 01:52:06,559
Loki...

1662
01:52:06,559 --> 01:52:08,862
this was never about
stopping Ragnarok.

1663
01:52:08,862 --> 01:52:11,310
This was about
causing Ragnarok.

1664
01:52:11,310 --> 01:52:12,532
Surtur's crown, the vault.

1665
01:52:14,200 --> 01:52:16,169
It's the only way.

1666
01:52:16,169 --> 01:52:17,537
Bold move, brother.

1667
01:52:18,972 --> 01:52:20,440
Even for me.

1668
01:52:23,610 --> 01:52:24,844
Shall we?

1669
01:52:25,945 --> 01:52:27,147
After you.

1670
01:52:52,372 --> 01:52:54,740
This is madness.

1671
01:53:07,454 --> 01:53:09,122
Go! Go, now!

1672
01:54:10,150 --> 01:54:11,518
For Asgard.

1673
01:54:25,732 --> 01:54:27,200
Hela!

1674
01:54:51,658 --> 01:54:55,962
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.

1675
01:55:07,540 --> 01:55:08,742
Hela, enough!

1676
01:55:12,345 --> 01:55:15,382
You want Asgard, it's yours.

1677
01:55:15,382 --> 01:55:19,520
Whatever game you're
playing, it won't work.

1678
01:55:19,520 --> 01:55:20,587
You can't defeat me.

1679
01:55:21,287 --> 01:55:22,555
No, I know.

1680
01:55:24,324 --> 01:55:25,525
But he can.

1681
01:55:29,596 --> 01:55:31,970
No.

1682
01:55:39,572 --> 01:55:43,243
Tremble before me, Asgard!

1683
01:55:43,243 --> 01:55:45,345
I am your reckoning!

1684
01:55:54,120 --> 01:55:56,256
The people are safe.

1685
01:55:56,256 --> 01:55:58,158
That's all that matters.

1686
01:55:59,826 --> 01:56:01,695
We're fulfilling
the prophecy.

1687
01:56:01,695 --> 01:56:03,329
I hate this prophecy.

1688
01:56:03,329 --> 01:56:05,298
So do I,
but we have no choice.

1689
01:56:05,298 --> 01:56:07,267
Surtur destroys Asgard...

1690
01:56:07,267 --> 01:56:09,669
he destroys Hela,
so that our people may live.

1691
01:56:09,669 --> 01:56:11,404
But we need to let him
finish the job,

1692
01:56:11,404 --> 01:56:12,605
otherwise...

1693
01:56:14,207 --> 01:56:15,408
No!

1694
01:56:17,544 --> 01:56:19,646
Hulk, stop, you moron!

1695
01:56:28,621 --> 01:56:29,823
Hulk, stop.

1696
01:56:29,823 --> 01:56:33,590
Just for once in your life,
don't smash.

1697
01:56:34,194 --> 01:56:35,895
Big monster!

1698
01:56:35,895 --> 01:56:37,464
Let's go!

1699
01:56:39,199 --> 01:56:40,400
Fine.

1700
01:57:04,357 --> 01:57:07,260
I am Asgard's doom!

1701
01:57:30,250 --> 01:57:32,452
The damage
is not too bad.

1702
01:57:32,452 --> 01:57:34,587
As long as the foundations
are still strong...

1703
01:57:34,587 --> 01:57:36,423
we can rebuild this place.

1704
01:57:36,423 --> 01:57:38,725
It will become a haven...

1705
01:57:38,725 --> 01:57:41,695
for all peoples and aliens
of the universe.

1706
01:57:48,301 --> 01:57:51,805
Now those foundations
are gone. Sorry.

1707
01:58:05,985 --> 01:58:07,921
What have I done?

1708
01:58:09,255 --> 01:58:11,725
You saved us from extinction.

1709
01:58:11,725 --> 01:58:13,593
Asgard is not a place...

1710
01:58:14,994 --> 01:58:16,896
it's a people.

1711
01:58:45,792 --> 01:58:47,394
It suits you.

1712
01:58:49,996 --> 01:58:52,799
Maybe you're not so bad
after all, brother.

1713
01:58:53,366 --> 01:58:54,567
Maybe not.

1714
01:58:55,568 --> 01:58:57,504
Thank you.

1715
01:58:57,504 --> 01:58:59,906
If you were here,
I might even give you a hug.

1716
01:59:03,977 --> 01:59:05,378
I'm here.

1717
01:59:29,602 --> 01:59:31,638
Your throne.

1718
01:59:45,952 --> 01:59:49,422
So. King of Asgard.

1719
01:59:59,833 --> 02:00:01,340
Where to?

1720
02:00:02,350 --> 02:00:03,870
I'm not sure.

1721
02:00:03,870 --> 02:00:05,472
Any suggestions?

1722
02:00:07,807 --> 02:00:09,909
Miek, where are you from?

1723
02:00:09,909 --> 02:00:11,911
Oh, Miek's dead.

1724
02:00:11,911 --> 02:00:15,348
Yeah, no, I accidentally
stomped on him on the bridge.

1725
02:00:15,348 --> 02:00:16,816
I've just felt so guilty,

1726
02:00:16,816 --> 02:00:18,284
I've been carrying him
around all day.

1727
02:00:20,200 --> 02:00:22,220
Miek, you're alive!

1728
02:00:22,220 --> 02:00:23,423
He's alive, guys.

1729
02:00:23,423 --> 02:00:24,724
What was
your question again, bro?

1730
02:00:26,260 --> 02:00:27,861
Earth it is.

1731
02:02:44,230 --> 02:02:45,899
Do you really think
it's a good idea

1732
02:02:45,899 --> 02:02:47,133
to go back to Earth?

1733
02:02:47,133 --> 02:02:48,134
Yes, of course.

1734
02:02:48,134 --> 02:02:51,370
The people of Earth love me.
I'm very popular.

1735
02:02:51,370 --> 02:02:53,106
Let me rephrase that.

1736
02:02:53,106 --> 02:02:55,800
Do you really think
it's a good idea

1737
02:02:55,800 --> 02:02:56,910
to bring me back to Earth?

1738
02:02:56,910 --> 02:02:59,790
Probably not,
to be honest.

1739
02:02:59,790 --> 02:03:00,914
I wouldn't worry, brother.

1740
02:03:00,914 --> 02:03:04,170
I feel like everything's
gonna work out fine.

1741
02:09:32,939 --> 02:09:34,140
Oh, boy.

1742
02:09:40,547 --> 02:09:42,482
Oh.

1743
02:09:42,482 --> 02:09:46,920
I just gotta say,
I'm proud of you all.

1744
02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:50,390
This revolution has been
a huge success. Yay, us!

1745
02:09:50,390 --> 02:09:53,930
Pat on the back.
Pat on the back.

1746
02:09:53,930 --> 02:09:55,595
Come on. No?

1747
02:09:55,595 --> 02:09:57,964
Me too. 'Cause I've been
a big part of it.

1748
02:09:57,964 --> 02:10:00,934
Can't have a revolution
without somebody to overthrow.

1749
02:10:00,934 --> 02:10:03,103
So, you're welcome.

1750
02:10:03,103 --> 02:10:05,372
And, uh, it's a tie.